Jesus Sound Wallet - Harps and Angels Play Every Time You Open It - By The Unemployed Philosophers Guild A needle's eye is no place for your camel and an inferior wallet is no place for your hard-earned cash. The Jesus wallet is ever so much more convenient than some seedy money-changer's table - and far less likely to be overturned. Harps and angels emanate every time you part with your silver. Money really does talk with the incredible sonic wallet from UPG! Each time you open it, the wallet will talk you to, play music, or otherwise inspire you with a variety of sounds. Whether you're picking up a check, buying a lottery ticket, or paying a gambling debt, with a UPG sonic wallet you're always carrying sound money!