Funny 'You Suck A$$' Congratulations Greeting Card w/Envelope - Congrats You Suck A$$ Card - Funny Celebration Stationery (Jumbo 8.5 x 11 Inch) J8682 CARD'S INSIDE SENTIMENT READS: Congratulations! - Congrats, you s*** a$$! Or wait, congratulate them for getting that job. They may immediately see the message as they suck, or read between the lines and discover that it's a greeting card. Either way, give them this hilarious congratulatory card for this occasion. SIZE: You want to tell them that they suck big time, but don't want to be that straightforward? Or want to tell them, subconsciously, that they probably don't deserve the job? Tell them yourself with this in your face passive aggressive greeting card. Our big, 8.5 x 11 letterhead size greeting cards can be described as Extra Large, big, huge or oversized, but one things for sure...they have an extra large impact and leave Big memorable impressions! USE: Whether you're happy that they got the position or not, send them this card. Tell them exactly what you'd like them to hear in a humorous and brutally honest way. F#$% what they think about the card. You're the one giving the card, so it's your rules. Use this elegant, high quality, funny stationery to personalize and write a Giant Congratulations wish. It ships pre-folded in a protective wrapper with a mailing envelope for your convenience. ABOUT THE CARD - Keeping US jobs at home, most of our products are Made in the USA (some printed in Canada) for more than 39 years, unlike our off-brand Chinese competitors! We print our greetings on snow white, thick, recycled cardstock, made from renewable farmed trees. Our print on demand technology is a modern (we no longer use papyrus, naturally) eco friendly, reduces waste and minimizes environmental impact. ABOUT US - Founded in 1980, NobleWorks  and The Best Card Company, its non-humor division  is an award winning signature brand. Were an American greetings cards & stationery publisher, based in NJ and family owned. A proud board member of the Greeting Card Association, our hallmark is 100% perfection and customer satisfaction  every card, every order, every time. We are here to serve whether you purchased our fold over stationary note cards directly from us or from authorized resellers.