Funny Objects Under Kilt Larger Than They Appear Shirt Kilt Solid colors: 100% Cotton; Heather Grey: 90% Cotton, 10% Polyester; All Other Heathers: 50% Cotton, 50% Polyester Imported Machine wash cold with like colors, dry low heat Funny kilt shirt. Objects under this kilt may be larger than they appear saying. Irish, Scottish or English tartan heritage. Sporran and bagpipes theme. Gift for men, husband, boyfriend, uncle or grandpa who loves to wear a kilt. Gift for him, birthday, Christmas, Father's day or St. Patrick's day. Lightweight, Classic fit, Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem