Funny Desk Plate - Grand & Exalted Poobah Desk Plate (289/BlackHolder) Funny Desk Plate - Grand & Exalted Poobah Desk Plate Funny Desk Plate is perfect for your boss or coworkers. Size of the desk plate is 2" x 8". Funny Desk Plate includes both the engraved plate AND the holder. All orders are made to order. Most orders ship within 24 business hours.