"Beer Beard" Secret Beverage Dispenser - By 30 Watt Going to the big game, a concert or an art show? Just slide your favorite refreshment into the drink sleeve, strap on the beard, and sip at you leisure. The Beer Beard is the world's first face-mounted, secret beverage dispenser. It's a great way to regain your freedom, alleviate awkward public stares and feel great all day. Now you can make every hour happy hour! Neutral black color is perfect for camping, the office or weddings!