Funny Wrong I'm An Engineer Good with Math BLACK13F37 - 11 Oz Coffee Mug - Funny Inspirational and Sarcasm PRINTED ON BOTH SIDES. A Mug To Keep is a registered trademark of Fred And Levine. High quality drinking mug. PRINTED ON BOTH SIDES. High quality ceramic. Safe for Microwave and dishwasher. Your satisfaction is guaranteed. To the engineer, all matter in the universe can be placed into one of two categories: (1) things that need to be fixed, and (2) things that will need to be fixed after you've had a few minutes to play with them. Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create their own problems. Normal people don't understand this concept; they believe that if it ain't broke, don't fix it. Engineers believe that if it ain't broke, it doesn't have enough features yet An engineer is a person capable of making things work in unfathomable and near-magical ways. Generally possesses extreme levels of mechanical aptitude plus a formal education including large doses of applied math, physics and chemistry which he actually understands. The engineer can perform calculations without using a calculator. Often builds his own mechanical devices from loose parts for self-amusement. A modern day witch. Often has difficulty relating to people because ideas on new and better ways of doing things are constantly flooding into his/her mind. In many cases just bringing an engineer into a room containing broken equipment causes the equipment to start working again.