Mr. Bacon Felt Stocking Novelty Gag Christmas Decoration Any bacon lover would be proud to display this felt Bacon Stocking during the holidays. It's a red stocking with a beautiful marbling of white felt bacon fat. It's 16" (40.6 cm) long, which means it could fit about 4 pounds of uncooked bacon. Nothing makes Christmas morning better than bacon! Includes a vinyl Mr. Bacon dangle.