Quiplip SE27 Sock 'ems Birthday Crap Card Birthday Cards Size: 4"x7" Vertical Printed on recycled paper in San Francisco All Sock 'Ems Greeting Cards are blank inside for your personal greeting Keep it classy, sassy and a little smart-assy Greeting: At 16 you get to drive. At 18 you get to vote. At 21 you get to drink. At 35 you can be president. Ast 65 you get discounts. Everything else in between gets crap. Happy Birthday Size: 4"x7" Vertical Printed on recycled paper in San Francisco All Sock 'Ems Greeting Cards are blank inside for your personal greeting Keep it classy, sassy and a little smart-assy.