Deez Nuts Father's Day Card (PLAYS MEME SOUND) Sound Upon Opening: "Deez Nuts...HAH Got Em! HAH" Handmade From Premium 120 lb Matte Cardstock in Brooklyn, New York Product Size: 5 inches by 7 inches. Includes Actual Nuts. Includes a Crisp White Gift Envelope with a Smooth Matte Texture Stuck on what to give daddy for father's day? You need a gift to last at least until next year. And knowing dad... he'll eat DEEZ NUTS. Includes actual nuts.