ThisWear I'm Retired You're Not Have Fun at Work Apron Can Coolie Bundle Bacon BBQ Barbecue Two Pocket Apron Black A funny retirement gift for the retiree in your life. This retirement gag gift is sure to bring a smile. An apron is a thoughtful, practical gift they can use and enjoy for years to come. Coolie holds 12 oz cans or 12-16 oz bottles. Folds flat for easy storage. Machine washable. Material: Made of super soft, silk-like cotton that is durable and lightweight. Who needs the extra heat while cooking? Size: Apron measures 24" wide by 29" long and features an adjustable neck strap to meet your comfort level. No more guessing at sizes -- this apron will comfortably fit up to 66" waist. Features: 2 front pockets measure 5" wide by 6" long each and are great for holding recipe cards, grilling spices, a meat thermometer, and even a cell phone.