Tony Millionaire's Drinky Crow 6" PVC Figure Dook! Dook! Dook! Drinky Crow comes to life in this 6-inch vinyl figure. Abducted from Tony Millionaire's Maakies comic strip. Includes a bottle of booze and interchangeable eyes! Dook! Dook! Dook! Drinky Crow comes to life in this 6-inch miracle of plastic that includes a bottle of booze and interchangeable eyes. Abducted from Tony Millionaire's Maakies comic strip, Drinky Crow is the perfect companion for all your debauched activities. The bottle fits nicely into Drinky's beak, that he may suck easily on the fountain of despair. When he's done, pop in the 'drunken' eyes, for a realistic feeling. Set him on a shelf in a dark room, get drunk, and see how depressed you can get staring at him! Just kidding. I sail upon a beery wave, white feathers blackened at the tips come brushing at the back of me - the beakiness of birdie lips come picking pecking making pecking sounds.