Spreadshirt Retirement Consulting Fee Women&rsquo;s Premium T-Shirt Designed and printed in the USA. You did your time in the rat race, and now you're ready to kick back! Let this funny design do the talking for you, with its message reading, "Retired - If you want to talk to me, you'll be charged a consulting fee". Makes a great retirement gift! The headliner of the Spreadshirt Collection is our premium t-shirt. This is as perfect as perfect gets: it's soft yet stretchy, a little longer than a standard tee and figure-flattering. 100% cotton (except for heathered colors); Fabric weight: 5.29 oz (midweight). For best results and to maximize durability machine wash cold, inside out and tumble dry on low heat. Official sizing (width x length measured in inches): S (17.5" x 26") | M (18.5" x 26.5") | L (20" x 27") | XL (21.5" x 28") | XXL (22.5" x 29") | 3XL (24" x 29.5").