Big Happy Birthday Note Card With Envelope (8.5 x 11 Inch) - Funny 'Dog Text' Appreciation Card - Teach Your Dog How To Text Birthday Card - Happy Bday Greeting Card J9777 CARD'S INSIDE SENTIMENT READS: Hpy Bd :) - Teaching dog tricks like fetch or sit is old school. It's now the 21st century. Isn't it the right time to teach them new tricks like texting happy birthday? Of course, don't expect they'll get the correct spelling and grammar. SIZE: Have you ever wished that your pet can speak to you? Or ask them what they're thinking and doing? They can't do that. But what if you can teach them how to text? Wouldn't that be amazing? Our big, 8.5 x 11 letterhead size greeting cards can be described as Extra Large, big, huge or oversized, but one things for sure...they have an extra large impact and leave Big memorable impressions! USE: When someone's addicted to something, that addiction never stops, and it becomes a habit. If there's someone you know who's addicted to texting and dogs, give them this 'Dog Text' birthday greeting card. It's a perfect gift for them to treasure for the rest of their lives. But don't forget to unleash your inner humor to make them happier on their special day. Use our elegant, high quality, hilarious stationery to personalize and write your Giant birthday wish for him. ABOUT THE CARD: Keeping US jobs at home, our products are proudly Made in The USA for more than 35 years - not like cheap or off brand Chinese competitors! We print our greeting cards on snow white, thick, recycled cardstock, made from renewable farmed trees. Our print on demand technology is eco friendly, reduces waste and minimizes environmental impact. ABOUT US: Founded in 1980, NobleWorks - and The Best Card Company, its non humor division - is an award winning brand and an American based, family owned publisher. We have cause for celebration as a proud board member of the Greeting Card Association, our team strives for 100% perfection and customer satisfaction  every card, every order, every time. We are here to serve whether you purchased our stationery directly from us or from authorized resellers.