CafePress Funny 70th Birthday Apron Kitchen Apron with Pockets, Grilling Apron, Baking Apron cotton This 100% heavy cotton twill kitchen apron measures 31" long by 29" wide to catch all your spills and spatters. Two large pockets at the waist offer convenient storage, and a drawstring secures at the waist. Our barbecue aprons are professionally printed, so your unique design will look great and make someone smile with the funny, unique or expressive unique artwork. Treat yourself, or make this baking apron the perfect gift for men or women on Father's Day, Mother's Day, Valentine's Day, Christmas, birthdays, anniversaries, retirement, or for no reason at all! One size fits all. Machine wash cold with like colors and tumble dry low for easy and convenient care. IMPORTED. We offer 100% money back guarantee, so you can buy with confidence. Your satisfaction is our promise, and returns/exchanges are made easy.