Funny 'Omg Fart' Congratulatory Greeting Card with Envelope (Big 8.5 x 11 Inch) - That Wasn't A Fart Congratulations Card - Hilarious Stationery Card J9991 CARD'S INSIDE SENTIMENT READS: Get Ready For Lots Of Changes! Congratulations. - A blue-eyed, chubby-cheeked infant shook-ed that it was not the usual fart. And we all know what that means - they stink! Oh well, $h!t is coming! SIZE: Yup, they certainly deserve to be congratulated. Keep up the god work. Oh, and here's a stinky adorable baby who just pooped for their special day. Our big, 8.5 x 11 letterhead size greeting cards can be described as Extra Large, big, huge or oversized, but one things for sure...they have an extra large impact and leave Big memorable impressions! USE: It's not like their piece of $h!t. You do want to congratulate them from the bottom of your heart. Just find this cute smelly baby appropriate for this moment. So here's the card. Use this elegant, high quality, funny stationery to personalize and write a Giant Congratulations wish. It ships pre-folded in a protective wrapper with a mailing envelope for your convenience. ABOUT THE CARD - Keeping US jobs at home, most of our products are Made in the USA (some printed in Canada) for more than 39 years, unlike our off-brand Chinese competitors! We print our greetings on snow white, thick, recycled cardstock, made from renewable farmed trees. Our print on demand technology is a modern (we no longer use papyrus, naturally) eco friendly, reduces waste and minimizes environmental impact.