American Greetings Funny Four Stages 30th Birthday Card with Glitter Inside message: 2. Anger - I won't accept it! 3. Denial - I'm still 29. 4. Acceptance - okay, I'm 30. But I'm still hot. Happy 30th birthday - I need a drink. This funny 30th birthday greeting card features accordion card folds and special embellishments like glitter, laminate and foil Envelope included Extra postage required