Jumbo Inflatable Jester, 6ft Don't go down Tchoupitoulas Street without your 5'5" blow-up buddy. Sporting a classic Mardi Gras purple, green and gold harlequin outfit, he's not only the cheapest date this side of the Big Easy, but he lends a whimsical air to your living room all year 'round. Comes with a vinyl patch because it can get rough in the Quarter. Afraid of clowns? CJ, our official techie hipster-in-residence, reminds us what Charlie Mingus said: "Don't be afraid; the clown is afraid too."