12 &lsquo;Skinny Jeans&rsquo; Boxed Christmas Cards with Envelopes (4.75 x 6.625 Inch), Funny Vintage Art Christmas Notes, Hilarious Sassy Girl Holiday Notes, Silly Santa Claus Holiday Cards B1134 12 BOXED CHRISTMAS CARDS - Inside text reads Merry ChristmASS. This poor girl learned the hard way that its a mans world. She exercises and works out, but still cant squeeze into her skinny jeans. She stares at Santa Claus, bewildered that his fat ass can fit in chimneys but she cant fit in her skinny jeans. All boxed note card sets ship with envelopes & arrive in a reusable box. 4.75 x 6.625 GREETING CARD SET - These cards are printed in the US on premium, glossy paper. So not only are they hilarious but they are also high quality and durable. Give cards that your friends and family can laugh at and cherish. We offer a wide assortment of designs and art styles, offering a unique match for men and women looking for the right note card for their special, personal message. WISH A HAPPY HOLIDAYS - Inside these cards is plenty of writing room for your notes, inside jokes, or drawings. You can personalize them for just about any winter occasion or special recipient. Send party invites, family letters, or seasons greetings. We offer greeting cards for all your winter events & occasions, including seasons greetings, merry Christmas cards, & happy holiday cards. ABOUT THE CARD - Keeping US jobs at home, most of our products are Made in the USA (some printed in Canada) for more than 39 years, unlike our off-brand Chinese competitors! We print our Christmas greetings on snow white, thick, recycled cardstock, made from renewable farmed trees. Our print on demand technology is a modern (we no longer use papyrus, naturally) eco friendly, reduces waste and minimizes environmental impact. ABOUT US - Founded in 1980, NobleWorks  and The Best Card Company, its non-humor division  is an award winning signature brand. Were an American greetings cards & stationery publisher, based in NJ and family owned. A proud board member of the Greeting Card Association, our hallmark is 100% perfection and customer satisfaction  every card, every order, every time. We are here to serve whether you purchased our fold over stationary note cards directly from us or from authorized resellers.