Humorous Greeting Card 'Jumbo Bacon My Heart Valentine's Day Card' with Envelope (XL 8.5 x 11 Inch) - Bacon My Heart Funny Valentines Paper Card - Stationery Vday Gift J9870 CARD'S INSIDE SENTIMENT READS: ...I Couldn't If I Fried. Wishing You A Sizzling Valentines Day - Is your special someone fond of food or more specifically bacon? Tell them to 'Don't Go Bacon Your Heart' in immense fonts with a heart-shaped crispy bacon strips. If they love bacon, they should also love you more. This funny card is both an admission of your love for them and for bacon! SIZE: The people who cause you pain are often those special to you. So how do you tell a foodie to be careful with your heart? Send them this Jumbo Sized Valentines Greeting Card to remind them not to go 'bacon', err breakin', your heart as a reminder! Our big, 8.5 x 11 letterhead size greeting cards can be described as Extra Large, big, huge or oversized, but one things for sure...they have an extra large impact and leave Big memorable impressions! USE: They've probably heard, witnessed, and felt how special they are to you. But guess what? They'll never grow tired of you reminding them about how much they mean to you. With this humorous and witty NobleWorks Card, it will surely sizzle your relationship! Use our elegant, high quality, hilarious stationery to personalize and write your Oversized Valentine's wish for him. It ships pre-folded in a protective wrapper with a mailing envelope for your convenience. ABOUT THE CARD - Keeping US jobs at home, most of our products are Made in the USA (some printed in Canada) for more than 39 years, unlike our off-brand Chinese competitors! We print our greetings on snow white, thick, recycled cardstock, made from renewable farmed trees. Our print on demand technology is a modern (we no longer use papyrus, naturally) eco friendly, reduces waste and minimizes environmental impact. ABOUT US - Founded in 1980, NobleWorks  and The Best Card Company, its non-humor division  is an award winning signature brand. Were an American greetings cards & stationery publisher, based in NJ and family owned. A proud board member of the Greeting Card Association, our hallmark is 100% perfection and customer satisfaction  every card, every order, every time. We are here to serve whether you purchased our fold over stationary note cards directly from us or from authorized resellers.