It's My F***ING Birthday Satin Sash - Funny Birthday Party Decorations - 21st Birthday It's my F**KING Birthday, B*tch! QUALITY: What happens when you take a beautiful black sash, laser printing, and glitter? You get our premium quality birthday sash. It is fun, playful, durable, and best of all, reusable. SIZE: The sash is a one size fits all. One side measures approximately 3 ft. long and 3 inches wide. FUNNY: One day a year you get to be f-ed up as you please. Notice the laser glitter. Laser. Glitter. That S**T is sick. GUARANTEE: We stand by our sashes with a 100% money back guarantee. If this birthday party banner does not make you and your loved ones smile, then your money back.