Spreadshirt Retirement Consulting Fee Men's Premium T-Shirt Designed and printed in the USA. You did your time in the rat race, and now you're ready to kick back! Let this funny design do the talking for you, with its message reading, "Retired - If you want to talk to me, you'll be charged a consulting fee". Makes a great retirement gift! This premium t-shirt is as close to perfect as can be. It's optimized for all types of print and will quickly become your favorite t-shirt. Soft, comfortable and durable, this is a definite must-own and a Spreadshirt recommended product. 100% cotton (except for heathered colors); Fabric weight: 5.29 oz (heavyweight). For best results and to maximize durability machine wash cold, inside out and tumble dry on low heat. Official sizing (width x length measured in inches): S (18" x 28") | M (20" x 29") | L (22" x 30") | XL (24" x 31") | XXL (26" x 31.5") | 3XL (28" x 32") | 4XL (30" x 34") | 5XL (32" x 35").