Funny Beer Quotes Cozy ~ Beer May Not Solve Your Problems, But Neither Will Water or Milk ~ Collapsible Neoprene Can Cooler ~ Gifts for Beer Lovers, Dad, Boyfriends, Housewarming, Stocking Stuffers Beer lovers rejoice... this unique cozy will keep your drink cold while adding humor to every occasion with this funny quote: Beer may not solve your problems, but neither will water or milk. Printed in the USA on premium, 3MM thick neoprene that is less likely to tear than other cheap products. Fits most bottles and cans, folds flat and tucks away virtually anywhere and is even machine washable. Easy to slide on and take off even when wet; no more "rocking" the cozy to remove it. Great for gifts, stocking stuffers, to have for parties, camping, in the RV, on the boat...anywhere! Consider buying two because your friends are sure to walk off with yours!