Noa Store Perverted Garden Gnome Figure: Gnome Flashes Greeting (Multi-Color) The Perverted Garden Gnome represents that sketchy man in every neighborhood! He takes one too many walks around the block and wears trench coats during the summer. That's exactly who the perverted gnome is, except our little buddy has a red hat, bathrobe, and boxers with a large bulge. "Say hello to my little friend," is etched on the base, but he's not speaking in the same vein as Tony Montana. FUNNY FUNNY! Made out of quality resin mold and stands 9 1/2" tall, this unique garden gnome is definitely big enough to send a message!