Set of Two- Decorative Shabby Chic Wooden Philosophical Wall Signs - I Was Put On This Earth To Embarrass My Kids and I Know Everything I Just Can't Remember All At Once - 15.75" x 0.75" x 5.5" Shabby Chic decorative signs let parents have a little fun and set standards for the house "I Was Put On This Earth To Embarrass My Kids" is green with reddish-brown trim and brown letters "I Know Everything I Just Can't Remember It All At Once" has a black background and the lettering is neutral with reddish tones Both signs measure 15.75" x 0.75" x 5.5" Make a great gift for yourself or for a friend whose kids are driving them bonkers