Retirement Home Doormat - Funny Retirement Gag Gift for Man The Retirement Home Doormat is a funny retirement gag gift that is also a great year-round display. The mat reads: "Welcome to Our Retirement Home: Twice as much husband, half as much pay." The mat is made from 100% Olefin indoor / outdoor carpet and has bound stitched edges Makes a unique gift for Dad, Grandpa or a co-worker. Size: 18" x 27",