Schnauzer "Human Trainer" Mouse Pad Dog Mousepad Caption Reads: PROFESSIONAL HUMAN TRAINER Will train any human to perform the following basic obedience commands: 1. Fetch me a treat 2. Rub my belly 3. Pick up my poop 4. Wipe my feet 5. Speak baby talk 6. Throw the ball 7. Don't hog the bed 8. Give me a kiss 9. Buy me a toy 10. Fetch me a treat Mousepad is 9.25" x 7.75" x .25" thick with non-slip rubber backing. Image is photo quality!