Happy Birthday Card With Envelope (8.5 x 11 Inch) - Humorous 'Fuckitol' Happy Appreciation Card - When Life Just Blows, Take The FUCKITOL Capsule - Supersized Birthday Greeting Card J0500 CARD'S INSIDE SENTIMENT READS: Happy F%$#In' Birthday. - When life gives you problems, whether it be family, money, relationship or career, it's important to note that every problem always has a viable solution. It's totally okay not to be okay. Tap their back and give them this 'Fuckitol' birthday greeting card. Happy f$#%ing birthday! SIZE: Every day is a learning and growing experience, and that adversities and hardships are a way for them to become stronger and better. A friendly reminder from NobleWorks to not take things TOO seriously. Rather, just fuckitol! Our big, 8.5 x 11 letterhead size greeting cards can be described as Extra Large, Big, Big or oversized, but one things for sure...they have an extra large impact and leave Big memorable impressions! USE: Try not to take all the blows in life. If it hasn't gone in your way, don't give up and laugh it off. Even the strongest emperors and kings have had their cup of woes. As they say, laughter is truly one's best medicine. Use our elegant, high quality, hilarious stationery to personalize and write your Giant birthday wish for him. It ships pre-folded in a protective wrapper with a mailing envelope for your convenience. ABOUT THE CARD: Keeping US jobs at home, our products are proudly Made in The USA for more than 35 years - not like cheap or off brand Chinese competitors! We print our greeting cards on snow white, thick, recycled cardstock, made from renewable farmed trees. Our print on demand technology is eco friendly, reduces waste and minimizes environmental impact. ABOUT US - Founded in 1980, NobleWorks  and The Best Card Company, its non-humor division  is an award winning brand and an American based, family owned stationery publisher. A proud board member of the Greeting Card Association, we strive for 100% perfection and customer satisfaction  every card, every order, every time. We create cards for children, kids at camp, & adults. We are here to serve whether you purchased our stationary directly from us or from authorized resellers