Hilarious Happy Anniversary Card with Envelope - Funny"Never Find Your Body" Greeting Cards - Husband, Wife, Couple in Love Note Card Gift (5" x 7") #5456 #1 SELLING ANNIVERSARY CARD - Inside reads "...As Hot As I Do!" - Do you remember your wedding day and how great it was to say I Do? And perhaps your husband or wife has driven you mad, a bit crazy, or downright insane all these years later... If so, let them know how much you care for them by giving this humorous anniversary card! Don't let them think they're safe just yet... 5" x 7" CARD WITH ENVELOPE - Say congratulations to another year of dating or marriage with this funny, 5x7 note card! Card is designed for him or her, & to let them know them it's best to sleep with one eye open... Some of our notecard styles are available blank, or with a greeting inside. Fits neatly in an elegant, sturdy 5" x 7" paper mailing envelope with a pointed flap. HIGH QUALITY GREETING CARDS - Perfect, high quality stationery for writing anniversary wishes. Whether it's been 1, 10, 25, or more than 50 years, be sure your spouse knows you're still in love! All cards ship with envelopes. With the wide selection of designs and art styles, we offer a unique match for men and women alike, looking for the right notecard for their special, personal message. Buy it and try it now, you wont be disappointed. ABOUT THE CARD - Keeping US jobs at home, our products are proudly Made in The USA for more than 35 years, unlike our off-brand Chinese competitors! We print our greeting cards on snow white, thick, recycled cardstock, made from renewable farmed trees. Our Print on Demand technology is eco friendly, reduce waste and minimize environmental impact. ABOUT US - Founded in 1980, NobleWorks  and The Best Card Company, its non-humor division  is an award winning brand and an American based, family owned publisher. A proud board member of the Greeting Card Association, we strive for 100% perfection and customer satisfaction  every card, every order, every time. We are here to serve whether you purchased our stationery directly from us or from authorized resellers.