Happy Birthday Card 'Large Balls Chart' Hilarious Card with Envelope (XL 8.5 x 11 Inch) - Funny Senior Couple As Wife Measures Husband's Balls From The Wall - Happy Bday Greeting Card J9742 CARD'S INSIDE SENTIMENT READS: Hope This Birthday Really Measures Up! - You can deny your age, but you can never deny how gravity affects your body as you celebrate another birthday. The senior couple on the card is hilarious as the wife measures her husband's balls from the wall on how near it is to the floor as they age. Looks like gravity is a bitch as we age! SIZE: The main reason why adults tend to dismiss celebrating birthdays is because on how it affects the body. We can deny, hide or even delay it, but nature will always find a way of telling you that you're not getting any younger. This card will have anyone laughing to the reality on aging. Our big, 8.5 x 11 letterhead size greeting cards can be described as Extra Large, big, huge or oversized, but one things for sure...they have an extra large impact and leave Big memorable impressions! USE: Birthdays should always be memorable. If you can't make it on their birthday, let them feel that they're still loved and remembered by greeting them through this birthday card from NobleWorks. Don't forget to include your best wishes for them for a more personalized touch. Use our elegant, high quality, hilarious stationery to personalize and write your Oversized Birthday wish for him. It ships pre-folded in a protective wrapper with a mailing envelope for your convenience. ABOUT THE CARD - Keeping US jobs at home, most of our products are Made in the USA (some printed in Canada) for more than 39 years, unlike our off-brand Chinese competitors! We print our greetings on snow white, thick, recycled cardstock, made from renewable farmed trees. Our print on demand technology is a modern (we no longer use papyrus, naturally) eco friendly, reduces waste and minimizes environmental impact. ABOUT US - Founded in 1980, NobleWorks  and The Best Card Company, its non-humor division  is an award winning signature brand. Were an American greetings cards & stationery publisher, based in NJ and family owned. A proud board member of the Greeting Card Association, our hallmark is 100% perfection and customer satisfaction  every card, every order, every time. We are here to serve whether you purchased our fold over stationary note cards directly from us or from authorized resellers.