Fail At Job' Humorous Congratulatory Greeting Card with Envelope (Oversized 8.5 x 11 Inch) - Hope You Fail At Your New Job, Employment - Congrats Cards Funny Stationery J9812 CARD'S INSIDE SENTIMENT READS: Congratulations On Your New Job. - So you got the job, hope you'll fail it! Since they're leaving, they won't matter anymore to your lives. Of course, it's just for fun and you do wish them well for their new endeavor. SIZE: Are they a friend, b**ch or some jerk in the office? If they're leaving the workplace for a new career opportunity, give them this bitterly sweet congratulatory card. This will definitely crack some humor to them. Our big, 8.5 x 11 letterhead size greeting cards can be described as Extra Large, big, huge or oversized, but one things for sure...they have an extra large impact and leave Big memorable impressions! USE: Normal congrats cards for a new job are boring and feel likes they're not personal. This humorous greeting card is definitely out of the box, and will leave a lasting impression to the recipient. In case they don't get it, tell them that it's nothing personal, and it's purely for fun. Just to be safe. Use this elegant, high quality, funny stationery to personalize and write an XL Congratulations wish. It ships pre-folded in a protective wrapper with a mailing envelope for your convenience. ABOUT THE CARD - Keeping US jobs at home, most of our products are Made in the USA (some printed in Canada) for more than 39 years, unlike our off-brand Chinese competitors! We print our greetings on snow white, thick, recycled cardstock, made from renewable farmed trees. Our print on demand technology is a modern (we no longer use papyrus, naturally) eco friendly, reduces waste and minimizes environmental impact.