Chef Here to Feed Your Ass Not Kiss It Funny Chef Gag Gift Big Rectangle Bamboo Cutting Board Bamboo This kitchen tool is a perfect gag gift or birthday gift for a chef or home gourmet. Display the engraved side and cut on your solid side. You get a beautiful piece of home dcor and a usable cooking tool all in one. Made from 100% natural bamboo. Because every piece of wood is unique, the final engraved product may be slightly lighter or darker than pictured. Bamboo is stronger, lighter, and more sustainable for the earth than traditional hardwoods. You have chosen a 13.75 inch long by 9.75 inch wide rectangle shaped cutting board. Engraving color may vary slightly, as each piece of wood is unique.