Alchohol - Because No Great Story Ever Started With Someone Eating a Salad. 12x8 in. funny wood sign with hook. Humorous decorative wooden wall art plaque with a classic drinking quote. Makes a great accessory for your bar area or a fun gift idea along with a six-pack of beer or bottle of wine or liquor. Made in the USA. High-quality, lightweight birch plywood sign with hook on back for easy hanging. Measures 12x8 inches. High-end design with detailed print, letters and coloring; design on front, sides are natural wood. Lake House Products home decor signs are great for your home, a beach cottage or cabin at the lake.