ThisWear I'm a Chef Here to Feed Your Ass Not Kiss It Funny Apron Kitchen BBQ Barbecue Cooking Baking Crafting Gardening Two Pocket Apron Chef Cook Red A perfect chef gift. This gag gift for a chef is sure to bring a smile. An apron is a thoughtful, practical gift they can use and enjoy for years to come. This apron is perfect for baking, cooking, grilling, and barbecuing. Don't forget aprons are also great gifts for crafters, gardeners, and painters. Material: Made of super soft, silk-like cotton that is durable and lightweight. Who needs the extra heat while cooking? Size: Apron measures 24" wide by 29" long and features an adjustable neck strap to meet your comfort level. No more guessing at sizes -- this apron will comfortably fit up to 66" waist. Features: 2 front pockets measure 5" wide by 6" long each and are great for holding recipe cards, grilling spices, a meat thermometer, and even a cell phone.