Big Lebowski Talking Jesus Action Figure - EE SDCC Exclusive Don't mess with The Jesus! Exclusive talking action figure of Jesus Quintana (a.k.a. 'The Jesus'). Inspired by the The Big Lebowski movie. Speaks 7 phrases from the film! Urban vinyl with real cloth and movie-accurate accessories. Relive the fun and laughter! Entertainment Earth Comic-Con Exclusive! Jesus Quintana (a.k.a. 'The Jesus') is part of a team that's out to beat The Dude, Walter, and Donny in the championship. Now this crude, hyper-aggressive bowler comes to your door as this terrific figure that includes a bowling bag and a talking base. Add The Jesus to your team today! The Jesus speaks 7 authentic phrases that include: 'Let me tell you something, p*****o. You pull any of your crazy s**t with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes...' '...I'll take it away from you, stick it up your a*s, and pull the f*****g trigger 'til it goes 'click'.' 'You said it, man. Nobody f**ks with The Jesus.' 'What is this day-of-rest s**t?' 'What's this bulls**t?' 'I don't f**kin' care!