I Can Only Please One Person Per Day. Guess What Today Is Not Your Day - funny stickers (Small 5 x 1.4 in.) Size: Small 5 x 1.4 inches. We offer hundreds of stickers, each in 3 sizes! Many designs also available as Refrigerator Magnets. Digitally printed on recyclable 4-mil waterproof polypropylene. 30-day Satisfaction Guarantee.