Sucks Button (Red) Push button and old man voice says "Well that sucks!" Push button and young man voice says "Dude that sucks!" Push button and valley girl voice says "Well that like totally sucks!" Push button and old man voice says "That sucks really really bad" Push button and young man voice says "Mmm...that sucks, I mean that really sucks. Hey everyone come see how bad this sucks!" Push button and old man voice says "When life sucks, suck it up and do good deeds for others. Have a positive attitude and you won't suck!"