All About Asses: Hilarious Birthday Card Featuring The Words To Live By In Life, with Envelope. 0690 CARD'S INSIDE SENTIMENT READS: Now Get Your Ass In Gear And Celebrate. SIZE: Some styles are available blank, or with a greeting inside. Fits neatly in an elegant, sturdy 5" x 7" paper mailing envelope with a pointed flap. USE: Perfect, high quality Hysterical stationery for writing Birthday wishes; ships with envelopes. Cards cover pages are printed on coated stock and have a high gloss finish, while the cards interior pages are uncoated for a smooth flawless writing surface. Buy it and try it now, you wont be disappointed. ABOUT THE CARD: Keeping US jobs at home, our products are proudly Made in The USA for more than 35 years, unlike our off-brand Chinese competitors! We print our greeting cards on snow white, thick, recycled cardstock, made from renewable farmed trees. Our Print on Demand technology is eco friendly, reduce waste and minimize environmental impact. ABOUT US: Founded in 1980, NobleWorks  and The Best Card Company, its non-humor division  is an award winning brand and an American based, family owned publisher. A proud board member of the Greeting Card Association, we strive for 100% perfection and customer satisfaction  every card, every order, every time. We are here to serve whether you purchased our stationery directly from us or from authorized resellers.