Big Greeting Card For Birthdays With Envelope (8.5 x 11 Inch) - Hilarious 'Going To Die' Happy Bday Card - Wife Advised To Do Wishes of Husband - Happy Birthday Appreciation Card J8547 CARD'S INSIDE SENTIMENT READS: So...What Did The Doctor Tell You? You're Going To Die! Hope Your Birthday Is To Die For. Happy Birthday! - Cartoon Humor about Doctor telling wife that she must do all her husband's wishes as the latter's life is in peril. Yes, they're aging and maybe a bit grumpy. But you still love him since you're still together. Give him a good laugh on his birthday with this funny birthday card. SIZE: He's not perfect. And maybe you might have at one point thought what if he's going to die? How about telling him in a fun way what he's going to get from you on his birthday! Our big, 8.5 x 11 letterhead size greeting cards can be described as Extra Large, big, huge or oversized, but one things for sure...they have an extra large impact and leave Big memorable impressions! USE: They're getting old and there's no stopping it. Instead of them being anxious about their age, poke fun and send them a humorous birthday message about what they can expect as they get older, or what you'll probably do if they're going to die. Use our elegant, high quality, hilarious stationery to personalize and write your XL Birthday wish for him. It ships pre-folded in a protective wrapper with a mailing envelope for your convenience. ABOUT THE CARD: Keeping US jobs at home, our products are proudly Made in The USA for more than 35 years - not like cheap or off brand Chinese competitors! We print our greeting cards on snow white, thick, recycled cardstock, made from renewable farmed trees. Our print on demand technology is eco friendly, reduces waste and minimizes environmental impact. ABOUT US: Founded in 1980, NobleWorks - and The Best Card Company, its non humor division - is an award winning brand and an American based, family owned publisher. We have cause for celebration as a proud board member of the Greeting Card Association, our team strives for 100% perfection and customer satisfaction  every card, every order, every time. We are here to serve whether you purchased our stationery directly from us or from authorized resellers.