Pirate Apron Look and cook like a pirate! What a novel(ty) idea! The Pirate Apron makes a wonderful, wacky gift.  Look and cook like a pirate! This saucy Pirate Apron will have you plundering the pantry and swabbing the kitchen counters in no time. Each 23-inch wide x 28-inch long, 100% cotton apron perfectly combines the frilliness of a French maid with the frightfulness of the Jolly Roger! It includes a hanging bag with an illustrated insert and makes a wonderful, wacky gift.