Whiskey River Soap Geeks - Candle (GEE-C) A Candle for Geeks - BEST SELLER! 17 oz Candle for by Whiskey River Soap Co. Cucumber and cilantro wasabi scented ~ Burn time: 60 hours ~ Net Weight: Approximately 17 oz. Soap and candles that smell great and hopefully make you laugh! Soaps are handmade, so no two soaps look exactly alike. Expect some deviation! Quality and humor