Weatherd Tie-dye Parrot Cocktail Surfboard Plaque Tropical Home Decor Accent 11 Inches, Blue The words 'Screw the cracker Polly want a cocktail' make this the perfect piece for a poolside bar. This plaque is made of wood and measures 5.25 by 11.5 inches. Fin stand included. magine life at the beach with this cute surfboard plaque. It features a weathered tie-dye background with a bold parrot enjoying the warm summer sun.