Keep Dallas Boring - Funny Dallas Texas Pride T-Shirt Tee Solid colors: 100% Cotton; Heather Grey: 90% Cotton, 10% Polyester; All Other Heathers: 50% Cotton, 50% Polyester Imported Machine wash cold with like colors, dry low heat Keep Dallas Boring. Funny wordplay play on words, funny city slogan shirt for Dallas that makes fun of Austin "Keep (The City Of) Austin Weird." If you love Dallas Texas nice and calm and boring, or if you just want a hilarious shirt to make your neighbors friends and family laugh, this is perfect. This unique, cool, awesome, funny shirt makes the perfect birthday, christmas, or gift for any occasion. Get this great shirt for you or your mom, dad, sister, brother, wife, husband, aunt, uncle, son, daughter, grandma, grandpa, youth, toddler, or friend so they can wear it with pride! Lightweight, Classic fit, Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem