Retired and Loving It Black Cap and Bumper Sticker, Retirement Party Gift Durable Stain and Color Resistant Fabric Black Retirement cap and a Buy Caps and Hats I'M RETIRED YOU'RE NOT Nah-Nah-Nah-Nah-Nah Bumper Sticker. RETIRED in white 3D Puff Embroidered white letters. Adjustable hook and loop velcro strap to fit many men, some women. One size fits many. Adjustable strap fits up to approximately a 25 inch head. Pre-curved bill. Structured hat with mid-profile crown that most men like.