ONEUPMANSHIP This is an old school, grown-up board game that might just turn your whole family into "greedy, self-serving punks." We're kidding. Almost. So step up to the plate and have some wicked Machiavellian fun: Invest in the stock market, gobble up real estate and collect as many "Trophies" as you can. Yikes! The Taxman Cometh. Free Lunch anyone? But wait a sec, $ Cards add hilarious physical and mental challenges to the equation  declare a "Thumb War", Indian Arm Wrestle, 25 pushups anyone? Alphabet Memory... what? ONEUPMANSHIP is an open invitation to everyone who's sick to death of video game crack, or hates the idea of playing the same-old tired, unfun "classics", or who doesn't find card games for horrible people particularly entertaining. We don't think there's anything wrong with being a "heartless, cutthroat jerk" or a "smelly, basement-dwelling capitalist swine" is there? Of course not. The only question is, then, are you ready to take one or two on the chin?