Dark Horse Comics Drinky Crow Party Lights Oh boy! Drinky Crow Party Lights! Tony Millionaire's sobriety-challenged feathered friend is tottering forward as a 12-foot strand of 10 decorative electrical illuminations that truly put the 'party' into party lights. The Drinky Crow Lights come in both sober and drunk versions, alternating with a simulated (or is that stimulated?) bottle of adult beverage!