Ted 16-Inch Rated R Talking Plush Teddy Bear Backpack 16-inches Says the following: "Alright, come on, let's sing the thunder song. When you hear the sound of thunder, dont you get too scared. Just grab your thunder buddy and say these magic words: F*-k you thunder, you can suck my d*-k. You cant get me thunder, cause youre just Gods farts. "Do you know what I'd like to do to her? Something I call a Dirty Fozzie." "I f*-ked her with a parsnip last week. And a sold the parsnip to a family with four small children." Officially Licensed