Maven: "I Can't Believe It's Not Blood" Fake Blood - 16 oz. TERRIFYINGLY REALISTIC FAKE BLOOD  Engineered with a guilty conscience to be terrifyingly realistic, this fake blood splatters, sprays, drips and dries just like the real thing. SIMULATE UNTOLD NUMBER OF GORY MISFORTUNES  Perfect for creating cuts, wounds, bites, tears, abrasions, gashes, lacerations, stabbings, hemorrhages, amputations, de-glovings, and whatever else you can come up with. ALSO GOOD FOR CRIME SCENES  Like real blood, which is good for keeping you and your vampire paramour alive, I Cant Believe Its Not Real Blood is versatile. Apply it to skin as well as clothes, floors, doors, walls, and/or windows. It may or may not pass a CSI lab analysis. TIPS FOR BLOODY CLEAN UP  It looks good in person and on camera and tends to keep looking good. 100% washable. While a few scrubbings will get rid of it, consider applying Vaseline or lotion to skin before use. Also, we highly discourage drinking and consumption. LUCKILY THERES A LOT OF IT  Feel free to use this bottle liberally, as you have 16 ounces of quality fake blood that wont dry out any time soon and doesnt need to be refrigerated. Here at Maven Gifts, we only needed half a bottle to convince our boss of a Bubonic Plague outbreak, securing a well-deserved three-day weekend.