I will never drive a minivan. - Bumper Sticker - 10" x 3" Whether you actually do drive a minivan, have an old beater that wont start half the time, or drive a new Volvo SUV, our bumper stickers are a fun way to laugh at yourself and let the rest of the world laugh with you. Makes a funny gift for the friend who has gone over to the "dark side". These high-quality vinyl stickers are 10 year weather resistant. 10" x 3".