Customized Girl Real Men Fry Turkeys: Adjustable Full Length Apron Custom made just for you; printed on demand by very nice people in Columbus, Ohio, USA Made from a 65% polyester/35% cotton blend material to keep you protected from stains and spills! Please note: this item should be hand-washed This full length apron from Port Authority ties in the back and has connected top and side straps that can be pulled back and forth for easy adjustability Designed for the person who always has their hands full with two 7 inch x 8 inch patch (sewn on) pockets and a 5.5 inch long pen pocket! Be a real man this Thanksgiving and fry your turkey! Wear this funny apron while you cook the turkey on Thanksgiving day.