Ngaruroro River
The Ngaruroro River is located in the eastern North Island of New Zealand.
It runs for a total of 164 kilometres southeast from the Kaweka Range, Kaimanawa Range and Ruahine Range and then east before emptying into Hawke Bay roughly halfway between the cities of Napier and Hastings, near the town of Clive( drainage area 2,000 square kilometres above Tutaekuri River confluence).
The river is mostly a single- thread channel down to Whanawhana( 45 kilometers from the coast), flowing through a greywacke rock gorge.
Below Whanawhana, the river opens to wide braided channel and is joined by the Maraekakaho River.
The Ngaruroro shares a river mouth with the Tutaekuri, Clive River and Muddy Creek.
The meeting of these rivers forms the Waitangi Estuary.
The Ngaruroro is one of several rivers that helped form the alluvial Heretaunga Plains at the south end of the coast of Hawke Bay.
The course of the Ngaruroro has changed several times, originally flowing down what is now the Clive River.
It changed to much of its present course in 1867 during a major flood.
In 1969, the bottom 4 km of river was diverted more directly to the coast( near Pakowhai Road) in an effort to reduce flooding.
The Karamu and Clive remain as rivers, but drain a smaller catchment.
About 40% of the catchment is pasture, and 55% native forest.
The upper Ngaruroro drains the Kaweka Forest Park and it is used for trout fishing( mostly rainbow), rafting, tramping and deer hunting.
The Ngaruroro River recharges freshwater to the Heretaunga groundwater aquifer( in the order of 4 cubic metres per second).
This aquifer feeds several streams in the area( e.g. Raupare, Irongate), in addition to pumping that supports extensive orchards of the Heretaunga Plains.
Eventually the aquifer discharges to the sea in submarine springs some 20 km off the coast.
The meaning of Ngaruroro is obscure.
Little Clive River
The Little Clive River is a tributary of the Patten River, flowing into the Cochrane District, in Northeastern Ontario, in Canada.
The" Little Clive River" flows in the townships of Clive and St. Laurent.
Crocodile River (Limpopo)
The Crocodile River is a river in South Africa.
After its confluence with the Marico River, both rivers form the Limpopo River.
Rude & Rare: The Best of Derek and Clive
Rude& Rare: The Best of Derek and Clive is a greatest hits album starring Peter Cook and Dudley Moore as their characters Derek and Clive.
The collection contains two discs: the first featuring selected tracks from two of the previous three Derek and Clive albums(" Derek and Clive Come Again" and" Derek and Clive Ad Nauseam").
The second disc contains previously unreleased material.
Clive River
The Clive River is a river in Hawke's Bay, New Zealand.
At long, it is the shortest of the main rivers flowing through the Heretaunga Plains.
The Clive River occupies the former course of the Ngaruroro River, which in 1867 changed flow to its present course during major flooding.
Getting most of its drainage from irrigation ditches around the Heretaunga Plains, the river starts from the west of Flaxmere( just south of the Ngaruroro River), where it flows south- east, west of Hastings before making a sharp, right angle turn towards Havelock North.
The river then flows north- east past Havelock North, where it is known as the Karamu Stream, and again flowing past Hastings, this time to the east of Hastings.
The river finally turns in an east direction there it flows past the town of Clive and into the Pacific Ocean.
Derek and Clive (Live)
Derek and Clive( Live) is the debut comedy record recorded by Derek and Clive, drunken alter- egos created by comedy duo Peter Cook and Dudley Moore.
The double act began as a private joke between the two of them at the Electric Lady Studios, as a way of easing the tension of their 1973 Broadway show" Good Evening".
Originally, the record was never intended for release, but when bootleg copies of the recordings proved popular, Cook decided there was money to be made and, padding the record out with live material recorded at the Bottom Line in New York City, the album was released in 1976.
The record was very nearly called" Derek and Clive( Dead)".
The sleeve notes give a flavour of the production of the record:" Peter Cook and Dudley Moore were appearing on Broadway in the show" Good Evening" when they first happened upon two brilliant new talents.
Derek and Clive were working at the time in the toilets of the British Trade Centre.
Cook and Moore were quick to see that they had made a major discovery and after much persuasion, including a packet of Craven A and a bottle of Tizer, Derek and Clive agreed to perform at the Electric Lady Studios.
With growing assurance they appeared in front of a small, invited audience( Dudley Moore).
The record you have bought is a mixture of the two evenings.
Once they had mastered which end of the microphone to talk into, Derek and Clive gained enormously in confidence.
Their method is basically a stream of unconsciousness, a mixture of Dylan Thomas and Mae West, with overtones of Goethe.
At a time when British influence is declining throughout the world, Derek and Clive represent welcome evidence of what this great country could be.
They are a ray of hope on a darkening horizon.
Their philosophy is both an inspiration to youth and hope for the senile.
On this record they discuss fully and frankly the major problems confronting a confused world.
Not since Isaac Newton sat in a bath and discovered that apples could stun Archimedes, has such a fully fledged Weltanschauung emerged.
Since the recording, Derek and Clive have been besieged by offers, Vegas,
The London Palladium, Fiji but they prefer the simple, natural life of the toilets.
" There's a certain rhythm there", says Derek.
" You know where you stand", states Clive.
One can not but sympathise with them.
The seemingly glittering world of' Show business' with its broken marriages, drugs and enormous rewards leaves them uninterested.
We can only admire their straightforward point of view.
Poets?
satirists?
philosophers?
comedians?
social commentators?
Derek and Clive sum it up more succinctly.
" Just a couple of cunts" is their frank self- appraisal."
São Sebastião River
There are two rivers named São Sebastião River, both in Brazil:
Little Clive River
The Little Clive River is a tributary of the Patten River, flowing into the Cochrane District, in Northeastern Ontario, in Canada.
The" Little Clive River" flows in the townships of Clive and St. Laurent.
Guatapé River
The Guatapé is a river in Antioquia Department, Colombia and a tributary of the Samaná Norte River.
The Jaguas( 170 MW), Las Playas( 204 MW) and San Carlos( 1240 MW) hydroelectric power plants are located on its stem.
Salang River
The Salang is a 438 kilometre long river of Afghanistan, flowing through Parwan Province.
It is a tributary of the Indus River and the Ghorband River and the Panjshir River and the Kabul River.

Question: Are Guatapé River and Clive River both located in the same country?
Answer: no