Rude & Rare: The Best of Derek and Clive
Rude& Rare: The Best of Derek and Clive is a greatest hits album starring Peter Cook and Dudley Moore as their characters Derek and Clive.
The collection contains two discs: the first featuring selected tracks from two of the previous three Derek and Clive albums(" Derek and Clive Come Again" and" Derek and Clive Ad Nauseam").
The second disc contains previously unreleased material.
Dasht, Khaf
Dasht is a village in Miyan Khaf Rural District, in the Central District of Khaf County, Razavi Khorasan Province, Iran.
At the 2006 census, its population was 125, in 28 families.
Radzice
Radzice is part of the name of two villages, both located in Gmina Drzewica, within Opoczno County, Łódź Voivodeship, Poland:
Derek and Clive (Live)
Derek and Clive( Live) is the debut comedy record recorded by Derek and Clive, drunken alter- egos created by comedy duo Peter Cook and Dudley Moore.
The double act began as a private joke between the two of them at the Electric Lady Studios, as a way of easing the tension of their 1973 Broadway show" Good Evening".
Originally, the record was never intended for release, but when bootleg copies of the recordings proved popular, Cook decided there was money to be made and, padding the record out with live material recorded at the Bottom Line in New York City, the album was released in 1976.
The record was very nearly called" Derek and Clive( Dead)".
The sleeve notes give a flavour of the production of the record:" Peter Cook and Dudley Moore were appearing on Broadway in the show" Good Evening" when they first happened upon two brilliant new talents.
Derek and Clive were working at the time in the toilets of the British Trade Centre.
Cook and Moore were quick to see that they had made a major discovery and after much persuasion, including a packet of Craven A and a bottle of Tizer, Derek and Clive agreed to perform at the Electric Lady Studios.
With growing assurance they appeared in front of a small, invited audience( Dudley Moore).
The record you have bought is a mixture of the two evenings.
Once they had mastered which end of the microphone to talk into, Derek and Clive gained enormously in confidence.
Their method is basically a stream of unconsciousness, a mixture of Dylan Thomas and Mae West, with overtones of Goethe.
At a time when British influence is declining throughout the world, Derek and Clive represent welcome evidence of what this great country could be.
They are a ray of hope on a darkening horizon.
Their philosophy is both an inspiration to youth and hope for the senile.
On this record they discuss fully and frankly the major problems confronting a confused world.
Not since Isaac Newton sat in a bath and discovered that apples could stun Archimedes, has such a fully fledged Weltanschauung emerged.
Since the recording, Derek and Clive have been besieged by offers, Vegas,
The London Palladium, Fiji but they prefer the simple, natural life of the toilets.
" There's a certain rhythm there", says Derek.
" You know where you stand", states Clive.
One can not but sympathise with them.
The seemingly glittering world of' Show business' with its broken marriages, drugs and enormous rewards leaves them uninterested.
We can only admire their straightforward point of view.
Poets?
satirists?
philosophers?
comedians?
social commentators?
Derek and Clive sum it up more succinctly.
" Just a couple of cunts" is their frank self- appraisal."
Derek and Clive
Derek and Clive was a double act of comedic characters created by Dudley Moore( Derek) and Peter Cook( Clive) in the 1970s.
The performances were captured on the records" Derek and Clive( Live)"( 1976)," Derek and Clive Come Again"( 1977), and" Derek and Clive Ad Nauseam"( 1978), as well as in a film documentary," Derek and Clive Get the Horn"( 1979).
A greatest hits album containing some previously unreleased material, called, was released in 2011.
The characters are foul- mouthed extensions of the earlier characters Pete and Dud.
Considered highly offensive by many at the time, the sketches primarily took the form of bizarre, sometime drunken streams of consciousness led by Cook, with interjections from Moore.
Memorable moments from the records include Clive claiming that the worst job he ever had was retrieving lobsters from Jayne Mansfield's arsehole, Derek claiming his worst job was cleaning up Winston Churchill's bogeys( leading the pair to conclude that the" Titanic" was one such bogey), Clive claiming that he was sexually aroused by the sight of a deceased
Pope lying in state, and a horse- racing' commentary' featuring horses named after sexual organs or their vulgarised derivatives.
Though the recordings were far too crude for a mainstream audience, Derek and Clive bootleg recordings circulated.
They were mostly unscripted dialogues incorporating copious swearing- including frequent use of the word" cunt".
How Dare You! (TV series)
How Dare
You!
was a children's sketch/ game show series that was produced by Tyne Tees Television and aired on ITV from 1984 until 1987.
The theme tune in the third series was a variant on the hit song Stay Out Of My Life by the group 5 Star, and appeared as the' B' side of the single.
Presented by Floella Benjamin, John Gorman and Clive Webb Presented by Cheryl Baker, Carrie Gray, John Gorman and Clive Webb Presented by Carrie Gray, John Gorman and Clive Webb
Derek and Clive Get the Horn
Derek and Clive Get the Horn is a 1979 British documentary comedy film that chronicles the recording of Peter Cook and Dudley Moore's 1978 comedy album "Derek and Clive Ad Nauseam", their third and final outing featuring their controversial alter-egos Derek and Clive, two foul-mouthed lavatory attendants who banter at length about their surreal day-to-day existences.
The footage was shot in early September 1978.
The film was the directorial debut of Russell Mulcahy, who would go on to direct "Highlander".
Central District (Khaf County)
The Central District of Khvaf County  is a district (bakhsh) in Khaf County, Razavi Khorasan Province, Iran.
At the 2006 census, its population was 40,652, in 9,114 families.
The District has two cities: Khaf and Nashtifan.
The District has two rural districts ("dehestan"): Miyan Khaf Rural District and Nashtifan Rural District.
Clive, Alberta
Clive is a village in central Alberta, Canada.
It is located 15 minutes east of Lacombe and 30 minutes from Red Deer.
The village was named in honour of Robert Clive, Commander- in- Chief, India.
Derek and Clive Ad Nauseam
Derek and Clive Ad Nauseam is the third and final recording made by Peter Cook and Dudley Moore featuring their characters Derek and Clive.
It also charts the breakup of Cook and Moore's partnership.
As a marketing ploy the record was initially released with its own aeroplane sickbag.
Moore walked out before the end of this recording as he found his relationship with Cook untenable, particularly because of the level of vitriol directed at him throughout the sessions.
The two never worked on a major project again.
Cook filmed some of the proceedings and these were released on the documentary" Derek and Clive Get the Horn".

Question: Are Dasht, Khaf and Clive, Alberta both located in the same country?
Answer: no