user: Which is a species of fish? Tarp or Carp

assistant: Carp

user: Is Amazon EKS serverless?

assistant: Amazon EKS with AWS Fargate allows for Serverless Containers to be run.

user: What was written in Ski-U-Mah?

assistant: Ski-U-Mah was the college humor magazine for University of Minnesota. Shulman wrote pieces for Ski-U-Mah humorously exaggerating campus culture.

It is not clear from the text what else was written in Ski-U-Mah, but presumably there were other humorous pieces written about topics relating to University of Minnesota.