user: Write a haiku about cats

assistant: Whiskers fluttering
A silent leap, and then: crash
My coffee mug breaks.

user: Tell me a joke

assistant: Well, I used to hate facial hair, but it grew on me.

user: What is feeding Springfield Reservoir?

assistant: The Broad Brook Canal is a water supply canal feeding the Springfield Reservoir also known as Ludlow Reservoir. It is the main water supply for the city of Springfield, Massachusetts. The Broad Brook canal was constructed in 1875 and is 11,960 feet in length.