user: How long will it take me to train for a marathon?

assistant: It depends on your goals! Many runners training to finish a marathon can do so with only 12 weeks of training, but if you are aiming for a PR or to qualify for the Boston Marathon, you'll likely need a longer training plan. Most runners who qualify for Boston run between 50 and 80 miles a week, which can take anywhere from 10 to 15 hours a week.

user: Classify each of the following as ales or lagers: helles, IPA, doppelbock, gueuze, hefeweizen, Porter, stout

assistant: Lager, ale, lager, ale, ale, ale, ale.

user: Given this summarized version of the Legend of the Christmas Spider, what turned the spider webs into precious metals?

assistant: The first rays of sunlight, after touching the webs, turned them into gold and silver.