user: What are four reasons why you have a car on your front lawn?

assistant: 1. I ran out of parking in my driveway
2. The car drips oil and the grass absorbs the oil better than the concrete driveway
3. It dropped from the sky and I don't have the money to get it removed
4. My wife often kicks me out of the house and I use it to sleep in

user: Can I unilaterally change terms of a contract?

assistant: The general rule is no. If a party were allowed to unilaterally change the term of a contract, there may be no value in having a contract in the first place as an obvious change would be to change what a party has promised in the contract to little or nothing at all. This would erode any value of having a contract in the first place. However, there are contracts that allow a party to unilaterally change certain terms of the contract but they should not take away the substantial benefit of the contract from the other party or parties. If a party has agreed to allow the other to vary any of the terms of the contract, this is not ideal and the implications would depend on the extent and nature of the variations made. It is therefore prudent for both parties to avoid provisions to allow unilateral changes to the contract or at the very least, expressly limit the scope of unilateral changes.

user: Who has won the most grand slams in men's singles tennis in open era?

assistant: Rafael Nadal and Novak Djokovic won 22 times.