user: What happened to the tax assessor and his dog?

assistant: The tax assessor leaves after being confused by the fiddler, who changes his home into a hovel. There is no dog in this story, however, but it does mention a mouse and a cat.

user: What is american football?

assistant: American football is a an American sports.  Other countries use the term "football" to refer to soccer.  American football is a team sport and two opposing teams play against each other.  The objective of the game is to get a football to the end zone of the opponent.  If you can accomplish this you score a touchdown.  The ball moves down the field when players catch the ball, and run it opposite of their own end zone.  After they score they will get the opportunity to kick a field goal as well.

user: Give me a list of horror/thriller books to read

assistant: The books of Blood by Clive Barker
A Lush and Seething Hell by John Hornor Jacobs
The Method by James Patterson
Dracula by Bram Stoker
Tender is the Flesh by Agustina Bazrerrica
Salem's Lot by Stephen King