In the Iliad, this figure was married to one of the Charities, Aglaea.
In the Iliad, this figure was married to one of the Charities, Aglaea. Dionysus was rewarded with membership in the pantheon after getting this god intoxicated and carrying him back on a mule to Olympus. Born parthenogenically as a jealous response to Zeus' cannibalistic escapades with Metis, after one disappointing night in bed with Athena, his split semen off her thigh produced a future king of Athens, Erectheus. In order to take revenge on his mother for his mistreating at birth, he built a magic throne from which she could not rise. After catching his wife inflagrante delicto with Ares he threw an impermeable magic net and dragged them to Olympus to be judged.  For 10 points, name this Greek god, husband of Aphrodite, often depicted as a crippled craftsmen over his Anvil.
In the Iliad, this figure was married to one of the Charities, Aglaea.
Hephaistos [do not accept Vulcan]