This inventor of a wig for self-defense claims that the future of the car is a single boot attached to the  insides of a remote control toy car, a construct he uses in a documentary to terrorize bicyclists and dogs.
This inventor of a wig for self-defense claims that the future of the car is a single boot attached to the  insides of a remote control toy car, a construct he uses in a documentary to terrorize bicyclists and dogs. This  man asserts that smell should be used to evaluate the quality of cameras, which might have something to do  with his photographing of every meal he eats, an effort that won him the 2005 IG Nobel in Nutrition. He  invented a magnet containing condom which according to his patent application utilizes the motion of sex to  generate electrical current in the female's blood vessels. His plan for living to 144 involves eating only 700  calories a day, sleeping at most four hours a day, and use of his infrared emitting Cerebrex recliner. This man  invented a love jet "intended to make sex three times more enjoyable" in an effort to reverse his country's  declining birth rate. He claimed that almost drowning himself inspired him to invent the floppy disk and  karaoke, however there is little evidence that he ever did such things. He also claims to have thousands of  more patents than Edison. For 15 points, name this insane old Japanese guy who likes to invent really dumb  weird shit.
This inventor of a wig for self-defense claims that the future of the car is a single boot attached to the  insides of a remote control toy car, a construct he uses in a documentary to terrorize bicyclists and dogs.
Dr. NakaMats [or Yoshiro Nakamatsu]