On being called "an illiterate, tax cheating, wife swapping, pot-smoking spend-o-crat" he responded that he was no longer illiterate.  
On being called "an illiterate, tax cheating, wife swapping, pot-smoking spend-o-crat" he responded that he was no longer illiterate.  He named local roads after Michael Jackson and Matlock, and has been reelected 7 times with such slogans as "If you were running for Mayor, he'd vote for you," and "This time he's the lesser of two evils,".  FTP, identify this long-time Mayor and nexus of corruption in Springfield, home town to the Simpsons.
On being called "an illiterate, tax cheating, wife swapping, pot-smoking spend-o-crat" he responded that he was no longer illiterate.  
Mayor "Diamond" Joe {Quimby}