Lawyers please, you are only strengthening the dog analogy. Let’s instead fortify your (our) common interests- providing legal support to the less well heeled so they can at least have a chance at ‘justice’.  There are a myriad of options - doing legal aid work, contingency agreements (which may or may not yield a profit), working for government or a not-for-profit. Sounds to me like we are all on the same side and probably also all value a little work-life balance.