Ah, poor Wavemaker, spouting off about things you know nothing about. Not that I have to, but let me fill you in on my world travels. My family staked in Chugiak in 1947 and has been there ever since. Sure, I grew up in teeny tiny Chugiak, but I've been to more countries than you could ever dream to visit. In my near decade in the Army, I was deployed twice to Iraq (06-07, 08-09) and Afghanistan once (11-12). I was stationed in Europe (the now closed Ledward Barracks in Schweinfurt, Germany) for 3 years, and while there traveled to more countries than you have fingers and toes. So before you show everyone what a buffoon you are, maybe, just maybe let go of your idiotic notion that everyone that grew up in a small town stays there.