Your comments are full of xenophobia (yeah it's still xenophobia when it's aimed at British culture), negative stereotypes and self-loathing. I bet if the same type of comments were made about any other culture you like you'd be foaming at the mouth. It's too bad you have learned to hate your own culture. Maybe you should get some help with that and those rather obvious anger issues.  FYI our Sunday roasts were quite pink in the middle. Oh and nothing greasy about the fish and chips... maybe your mom just wasn't a very good cook - LOL!