You forgot to mention the hilarious incident where the North West Premier's (his name escapes me and is of no interest to me anyway) blue light brigade forced that of the Botswana President off the road.  In Botswana.  Apparently the President didn't have his lights or sirens going, so how was the premier to know?

The arrogance of these people is beyond belief.  It's bad enough that they treat their own people with such contempt, but how embarrassing to learn that their self importance knows no boundaries, or borders.