Thanks for this, RegularJ.  Yup: slow day at the editorial offices. 
Editor 1: Well, nothin`much happening on the Trump front.  
Editor 2: "Trudeau`s old news right now.  What say we stir the immigrant pot a little..."
Editor 3: "...maybe do something with the international kids, hmm?  
Editor 1: Good one!
Editor 3: Who`s on Education beat these days? 
Editor 2: Simona Chiose. 
Editor 1: Yeah.  Get her on it.  
Editor 3: (doubtful) Hmm, maybe not much there. 
Editor 1: Maybe not. So, keep it soft.  You know, stats to show increases in--
Editor 2: Not in enrollment, per se...
Editor 3: Just in foreign students.  Yeah.  
Editor 1: Safe. But looks bad.  Gets the blood up, eh? 
Editor 2: So let`s check out on line comments, see how many start jumping around...
(Chuckles around the table.)
Editor 1: OK, guys, look, gotta put a little disclaimer at the bottom about `displacement,`OK?  Cover our butts a bit.  Near the end.  Most of the jumpers won`t read that far...