Twas (almost) the night before Christmas and all through the house
Not a creature was stirring not even a mouse      (meow)
The TSX wish list was hung by the Chimney with care
In hope that those pipeline permits soon would be there


Investors were nestled all snug in their beds
While visions of Trumpflation danced in their heads
While SFI in his ENB and I in my gold
Had settled our feuds which were getting old

When out on the market there arose such a clatter
I sprang from my laptop to see what was the matter
Away to the brokers I flew in a flash
Tore open the trade window and laid down the cash
.........
When what to my wondering eyes did appear
But a miniature correction and 6 figures of fear
With a little old Loonie,so lonely and sick
I knew in a minute I must not get sick

More rapid than falling rocks,its pattern it came 
I whistled and shouted and called it a name
Now Bell,now Telus,now NPI and (etc) !
On Enbridge,on Emera on AQN and BAM !
To the top of the market..
etc