Oh no, this cannot be. I was just at a city-sponsored meeting where I was assured that all our homeless people are nonviolent and home-grown. No, those two homeless people who tried to bike-jack my son and wife don't exist. No the homeless person who tried to rob my son and his friend isn't here. No, the homeless couple who assaulted my wife and I are imaginary. And that homeless woman who threatened to kill my son and I and then proceeded to try to run us down with her car? No, couldn't have happened. 

By the way, that's all in the past two months. Granted, I am out and about without a car much more than other folks so my exposure is greater, but it is really getting out of hand locally.