Mr. Trump has just signed his 33rd executive order banning ozone alerts.  Ozone alerts lead to research and conversation about climate change which is a hoax perpetrated by the Chinese government on existing American manufacturers.  On his order we will have no more ozone alerts and also no more ozone.  Instead of ozone Mr. Trump will build a tremendous wall around the planet.  Trust me folks, the ozone wall will be tremendous, OK?  Believe me, no more ozone alerts.