You've just presented a list of outright lies.  "Bowing to foreign kings" upon meeting them  is a part of correct protocol when dealing with other nations.  But of course you wouldn't understand that, or the meaning of diplomacy.  Learning about all that stuff is boring for people like you. Nothing less than a big, loud, attention-getting magic  show led by an orange-tinted, blowsy, furiously tap-dancing, endlessly babbling,   mentally unhinged' short attention span egomaniac will do for you.  Sit back and enjoy the show.  Who knows, maybe Putrumpski will open with an exciting nuclear display!