Not really seeing what your cynical, self stroking comment has to do with some jerk that had to skirt the system that is trying to keep out these invasive species and drive his trailer/boat into Green Mtn without going through the proper channels.  But, not matter how right you think you are and how terrible of a place this is for you, nobody is keeping you here.  Just go back on the same road that brought you here, make CO a better place and beat it!

"....attending school without shooting their classmates.."  what an ass you are!