Regarding: "Cardinal Burke presides over trial investigating Guam archbishop"
- Alaskans may breath more easily, at least for the duration of the trial.
- An important question for ecclesiastical fashionistas is; 'what will ArchBurke were in the tropics of Guam? A cappa magna woven from palm leaves? Or, will he wear his worsted wool cassock and have every fan on the island whirling in his direction for the sake of comfort? Hopefully his collar is of celluloid, or other plastic,  and not starched linen as the starch in the linen would go soggy and sag from perspiration.