G2: I enjoy humor and puns can be a genuine source of such humor.  I did find your pun: "And those four most-dreaded letters in the English language: cont. They're not just hated by women anymore." to be in poor taste.  Puns don't bother me at all.  Tasteless puns employing slang terms for the female genitilia do bother me.  Perhaps you might save them to share with Donald Trump and Anthony Scaramucci, I'm sure they'd enjoy them.  Gary Crum