All the way through this article, all I could think of was the 'Inquisition' number from Mel Brook's 'History of the World, Part 1.' 

Great, now that song is stuck in my head.

"Hey, Torquemada, whaddaya say?
I just got back from the auto-da-fé
Auto-da-fé, what's an auto-da-fé?
It's what you oughtn't to do but you do anyway..."