'.....He has a gorgeous, New Age wife....'
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Uh, no...It took me a while to put my finger on it, but Trudeaus' wife is atttactive in the way I remember being in grade three and finding my treacher 'attractive'.

Pre-pubescent boys find a certain type of women attractive (a sort of odd-blend of 25% mother, and the rest split among older sister, and older sisters friends), but you are not sure what it is all about.

Once you mature, (you know-high school and beyond) you leave that behind, and move into more adult-type fixations...
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Trudeaus wife is who she is, no beef with her. (Well there is the singing, and the servants) But 'gorgeous'? (Gorgeous=traffic stopping, guaranteed the best looking in any bar she could walk into anywhere, etc.).No.
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Just like Trudeau himself-he is attractive-for a politician, but his 'competition' is mostly puffy, stuffy, old men...(I think I even got that from GQ or other similar mags)