Rich hedge fund guys and other fat cats know how to work the system to make $, so why shouldn't I.  My doctor told me I might qualify for social security because I'm disabled I guess.  Turns out being "morbidly obese" means I don't have to work any more.  I get enough money to get by and life is easy.  Go to work if you want, but just like the rich I'm going to keep looking for loopholes.