Yeah, the straight goods. As in, "Russia's not behind the hacking." "Hamilton is overrated." "Meryl Streep is overrated." "I won the popular vote if you deduct the millions of illegal votes." "Serious voter fraud in Virginia, New Hampshire, and California."

And my personal favorite, just after noon on November 6th: "The concept of global warming was created by and for the Chinese in order to make U.S. manufacturing non-competitive."

Keep telling yourself it's the straight goods.