It is apparent that either 1) you really enjoy trolling people. There is nothing really wrong with that I suppose. Still, don't you have better things to do? Do you really need to feel superior or the laugh that  badly? For someone who is not a twenty something milli intern ( they are HILARIOUS by the way)  you are pretty sophomoric.  Or is it 2) You  really need affirmation. Seriously none of this is all that intellectually stunning, go smoke through one of those overpriced yuppie asshole vaporizers you review for no discernable reason. Either way,  this is stupid even by your standards