“We have two leaks,” Trump said

 “You have the leaks coming out of intelligence and various departments having to do with Syria, having to do with all sorts of different places, having to do frankly with North Korea.

 And those are very serious. 

And then, you have the leaks where people want to love me, and they’re all fighting for love. 

Those are little inner-White House leaks. 

They’re not very important. 

But actually, I’m somewhat honored by them.”

DeepState Leaks Bad! 

Even when imaginary. 

Devoted Blobfish Leaks Good!