Eternal Father, strong to save
Whose arm hath bound the restless wave
Who bidd'st the mighty ocean deep
Its own appointed limits keep
We beckon thee, involve thyself in our great crippler of young men
And let it be thy will that mine enemies shall knoweth grave joint disease,
And early onset neuro-pathology.
Please do this in the presence of mine parents and coaches and scouts. Amen.

"Religion poisons everything"   Christopher Hitchens