Too many exaggerations in there.  Osweiler is worth more than a box of used tissues.  Which is why he's here again.  

What he wasn't worth was an $18M/yr starting QB.  Which is why HOU (and then CLE) cut and ran.  

Is he worth a $775k backup QB?  Hell yeah!  Bargain price for an experienced backup QB that helped us get to SB50 in the same role.