I'll save Northside the trouble by posting on his behalf. :

Another lucky win for the Leafs thanks to three fluke goals within 42 seconds in fhe first period. Apart from the fact that they scored more goals than their opponents, the whole team sucked and there are statistics to back this up. Babcock was a joke behind the bench and Auston Matthews is the next Alexandre Daigle. The Leafs will collapse in the final four games of the season because they always do and that will be really hilarious. Leafs fans can't see past the crests on their sweaters and the score of the last game because they are really dumb, unlike the fans of the unnamed team that I support.

Did I miss anything?