I think someone needs to invent a 'Trumplator' - a machine to tell us when to take him literally and when to take him seriously, and then to interpret 'Just what in hell is coming out of his mouth, anyway?'.

Used to be if you couldn't take a man at his word, you would never take him seriously.

T-rump has the best "words". (He keeps saying so, so it must be true.) They just don't make any sense in the order they come out of his  mouth. Maybe he has dysphasia.