Roy, you're so adorbs!

My services are in demand - but I'm afraid that what I do is none of your business.    Thanks for asking, though!

Given that President Trump's (!) victory in November came as a surprise, any increase attributable to him is amusing - central rates and the Fed haven't moved.     Beyond that, though, any economist will tell you that a low and steady rate of inflation are to be pursued for a healthy economy.    I suggest you educate yourself on the issue - you'll thank me in your prayers. 

Aren't you excited for the prospect of untold thousands of new American jobs, Roy?    You'll be able to achieve financial independence in short order very soon with just a little bit of willingness to work and a cheery can-do attitude!     Now that's a win/win.