Chriz, nice to see you. A footnote to your comment about ordination and fatherhood. Did you know that a Roman Catholic priest can adopt children? All he needs is the consent of his bishop. I only learned this recently and was surprised, given the Church's take on these things and their disapproval of same-sex couple adoptions. I mean, where's the compulsory Mommy and Daddy fairy dust?  

A priest living in a very lavish house in Okemos, Michigan, has three adopted sons.