WHILE WE'RE AT IT, why not BAN EVERYTHING that ANNOYS or STRESSES ANYONE? No one would be able to SMOKE or DRINK or HAVE SEX or USE A PHONE or OWN A GUN or DRIVE A CAR, because ALL those things VEX and BOTHER and even KILL PEOPLE.

The thing is, the word that most deserves capitalization is FREEDOM. That means you sometimes have to live with things you don't like, even if they stress or aggravate or sometimes even kill you, so that you too can be free to pursue the things of your choice.