It's too bad, unofficial bios could have been fun.

Gary Johnson - "... When he is not have 'Aleppo Moments,' Mr. Johnson advocates to legalize marijuana and move to Mars to avoid climate change. ..."

Donald Trump - "Mr. Trump is the first Orange man to run for President. ..."

Hilary Clinton - "The wife of a serial philanderer who used to the be the President and should be judged for his actions as if they were her own. ..."

Jill Stein - "We think she is for the environment, but we have heard nothing about her in the media so we are only basing our bio on her political party. ..."