Are you feeling okay, Schlosser, ol' chap? You sound a little under the weather. Despite your misgivings, I do assure you that ONLY English has appeared in the many postings from myself and the other distinguished subscribers, excluding the occasional foreign language expression, such as "au contraire." Surely, that cannot be the cause of your exasperation. Anyhows, Schlosser auf Deutsch heisst "locksmith", so chin up ol' man, things could be much worse. You could be Ricky Dickie Locksmith..
Damn chilly out tonight. Awful, awful weather. Quite inclement. Jolly hockey sticks. Right on. Best fooot forward and bombs away. Truthfully, I can't get more English than that.
Toodle-ooo.