I loved your last line of "So it seems there's no there there." 
:) There is most certainly a there there! Sincere smile by me :)

Below is one that was caught voting after ACORN...plus a more  extensive list of ACORN Bad Deeds.

ACORN and voter registration fraud
Acorn 2007  Reynoldsburg, Ohio, Claudel Gilbert was indicted on two felony counts of illegal voting-

Quite a year by year list on ACORN here
https://ballotpedia.org/ACORN_and_voter_registration_fraud