I heard the DMZ was bought by Trump, new Trump tower, carnival rides and food court. Themed water park with nightly laser light show.  Should slow the nonsense down. Trump submitted the plans to the Korean Peninsula both agreed to it so far. The requests so far have been from Putin, he wants a riding stable and Xi has the Apple manufacturing rights. 

To make everyone happy it is all solar and finger food only. Also signs that say No Peeing in the Pool in 58 languages.