More Faux News? 

No wait, that's pronounced "Fox News" and they only tell the truth.

We know that the Trump Administration would not allow our President to (1) suck up to our worst enemy (2) threaten any of our Constitutional Rights (like speech) (3) put his family's fortune before the Country's by doing business deals while in office (4) lie, cheat, or steal (5) play more golf than Obama (6) spend any Tax-Payer money that shouldn't be spent on his un-necessary travel/security to/at his NYC or Florida homes (7) speak before thinking (8) mess up our foreign relations.

Right?