The last sentence made me laugh, and I appreciate that.  It's always good to be able to laugh.  
It's just that, for some reason (maybe it was something that you had written), I thought that you lived in Ontario.  To the best of my knowledge, most of the Ukrainians in Ontario do speak Ukrainian.  So, I  thought that this was odd.  However, I do know that, in Saskatchewan and Alberta, Ukrainians came  many generations ago, and that, over the generations, many children and grandchildren (who then grew up) stopped speaking Ukrainian.  So, now, things make sense, and I am happy.  :-)