Go on Jake, slap the tar-baby one more time. Just don't think that our esteemed judges will be fooled into tossing you into the brier bush when you're done. 

It may be agonising that the wheels of justice turn so slowly, but I take comfort in knowing that they continue to turn in the right direction. Better slow and sure than rushed to defeat.

Our judges are the new stalwarts of the continuing struggle for a rational, equitable solution to all the myriad problems facing our beautiful country. 

"Let justice prevail, though the heavens may fall"