Here's a crazy idea - visionary, in fact!  

I can foresee a day when the mentally disabled and addicted will receive compensationn and assistance from (all stand!) the United States Government!

I'll call it (think,think,think . . .) Supplemental Social Security, or Disabaility Insurance, have quite decided.  Out of sight, out of mind, a few pennies a year from each tax payer . . .

Aw, skrew it!  That'll never work!