I stalked you all day?  What the heck are you talking about?   I commented to you maybe twice in the last few days - 

Please don't flatter yourself.  And it is the height of cowardice to post comments disparaging posters behind their back.  If you have something to say about me - have the decency to say it TO me.

And Kurgan does stalk me...but I have been advised it's being taken care of.   And I don't burst out crying.  I defend myself from silly attacks like yours.