There was also the time it went off while I was paying several monthly bills at a Bank Lobby ATM (folks who do internet banking do not understand the risks).

I was expected to answer client calls promptly. $$$$$

Scrambled to log off the ATM, put all my invoice stubs, bank card, and bank book away, then move away from the machine to look at the phone. 

Anything wrong with this scenario?

1. Phone was sold to Corporate by Bell.

2. Bell should know that model of phone does not have a camera, intentionally since cameras and portable recordable media in the office were prohibited in the contract with our client.

3. The beep was for a text ad from Bell saying that if the phone did have a camera then I could take pictures of myself doing stupid stuff and host them on a Bell web site using my work phone ID etc and associating my employer with my idiocy.

Bell seemed to have a hard time understanding that it was a corporate phone. Bell kept spamming me trying to get me to buy music, etc.