I am sure you find it funny - but just because you find something "funny" does not make it untrue, as a matter of fact the Bible states the Message of the Cross is foolishness to those who are perishing, so you are mentioned even before you made the post. 

But speaking of fairy tales - How about this one :

Nothing became something - the something became "energized" then exploded - then formed into perfect spheres - non-life became life - then evolved into all we see today (which is a direct contradiction to the 2nd law of thermodynamics), now that is a "fairy tale" in the truest sense of the word.

None of your "science" has ever been observed, repeated or tested, and is quite simply a "pipe dream" and a figment of your imagination, and does not even qualify as a valid theory. Conjecture would be the correct term to use, which is propagated by the money-grubbing corrupt university system we have today.