"Why are all these people grabbing the overripe tomatoes? No... not in here, please don't throw those in here! Who are you maniacs? 'Civil'? What? Alright you, what's your name? 'Latinas for Trump?' Well, I want to be sure to respect your gender self-identity and racial self-identity as we are a progressive store, but that confuses me! Everyone, no! Eggs must remain in the cartons!"