"...: even the much maligned Apple Watch"... is pure balderdash. The CEO stated that it is by far the best selling smart watch on the market. He also mentioned the customer satisfaction rate, I think that was north of 98%. On my second generation one now, it has built-in GPS and when I change locations it provides the  weather forecast for the new location on the watch face. Try that with a Rolex. Just an example. No, the watch is a standout success for Apple. And for its users, most of all.