Some years ago I dislocated my elbow and was given a pretty hefty prescription to Percocet. I had a big bottle, a month's worth.

Man it worked. I was able to get to sleep nightly and have a good night's sleep, with kinda cool dreams.

As I was nearing the end of my prescription, I really liked the dreams, so I started to think of how I might go about acquiring some Percocet illegally. This went on for a couple of nights. I lived in Denver at the time and I figured I could go down to Colfax and Logan and meet someone who would set me right up.

My prescription finally got low, down to less than half a dozen. You know what I did? I stopped taking the Percocet, because I'm NOT A FREAKING JUNKIE!

This idea that the drug companies cause addiction is ludicrous. What causes addiction is junkies deciding they'd rather be high than contribute.