Meanwhile, BabGod sneered while he commanded his players to attach their equipment bags and skate laps vigorously around the ice. Loopy Lou lamented about the one that got away. He looked on longingly at the his scissors which lay languishing next to him.

When the dust settled and the furor had died down, the Leaf fans took to Twitter and Facebook to express the minutiae of their collective narcissism. They were sure to keep their heads down in order to avoid an acknowledging grunt or nod should they make eye contact with another individual. Soon thereafter, they rushed off to their cars in order to begin their commute. Unfortunately for them, they didn't get too far as they were stuck in gridlock. 

Tonight in Boston, the Leafs are poised to be outplayed and beaten again. Will the psyches of the team and the fans be able to withstand the pressure of another downward spiral as the losses continue to mount???