Hardly a pastoral approach, that, but all things being equal, I don's see that much of a point is being made here.  It seems more an attempt to buttress opinion with questionable cites (I hardly think USA Today's pop psychology is science) and air personal grievances under the guise of a legitimate discussion of religious beliefs.  Perhaps it would benefit all to resist the urge to accuse others of being trolls, and avoid labels like "bullying."  I understand you are only trying to be humorous, and accountants do seem to have a hard time with humor, don't they, but perhaps it is time to move on?  Not all here will appreciate your wit with the same relish as I.  *lol*