I'm with you when it comes to constructive discourse, but there's a big difference between that and bizarre, stream-of-consciousness rambling!! 
(though I was entertained by the article, in the same way as, say, I would be entertained by a clown car crashing into a mime in slow-motion - it was weird, unbelievable and something you wouldn't expect to experience unless you were taking some serious mind-altering drugs!) :-)

Still, five times.... that's some serious hallucinations right there, I'm just sayin'!!