For those brain-dead walking dead zombie Your Leafs Nation Steoford Wife class of hockey fan, here's a little something to brighten your day...

Your Leafs, whose GM shills as a spokesperson for some car dealership up your way while trying to persuade his minions not to do the same--hypocrite?--have a goal diff, not counting the SO, that's 9th in the NHL.

They's also upper middle of the pack in reg, a .500 record going on a PPG basis, which is middle of the pack.

It would be nice if somebody, anybody in that mass of humanity mindlessly roaming throughout the countryside just 1ce posted something similar in support of their team rather than just reprising, on cue, the mantra that Your Leafs are doing it right this time.