Or a commercial for one of those survival pack food companies, where they sell you a whole weeks worth of food, and it comes in a backpack. Ideal for helping out those bear folks who've been lost in the woods without a score or handout. 

One pack of goodies can sustain a bear family of four, for three days. ;)

{Snickers would be OK, if they could dub in laughter as the bears have their fun snack.}