Puty is the awesomest of the awesomest.

Pecs of steel on a man of that age are so macho.

Puty is a hockey god who is better than the entire Krutov, Larionov and Makarov line combined. 

He may have poisoned a few of his enemies with radiation, but he also scored eight goals in a single game.

Not just because the goaltenders were scared for their lives to stop his shots either.