Random interpretations?

Interpretations are up to the guys and gals in the black robes.  You know, the one elected and/or appointed by people representing guess who!  And that's only after someone petitions their government.

Then our self-serving, pandering politicians do their stuff (again, at our request).

Which brings us to the Bill of Rights, which the Skeexix Dictionary of All Kinds of Stuff (with apologies to Prof. Irwin Corey) defines as - "A collection of generally agreed upon opinions accepted as points of contention for endless debate."