Ooooowww!!  Be vewy vewy afwaid.  Take that lash with a wet noodle.  That'll teach you.

What am I going to do about it?  Do about it?  Well, er, um, duh I'm going to call for a change.  Yeah that's it, I'll call for a change.  And they'll all listen intently and immediately change their ways.  Why are you laughing?