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An example of an negative review: Disclaimer: I really tried to give Chompies a chance. For really reals. I give it one star for the tasty pickles given before the meal. First off, the menu is way too long and overly complicated. Too many choices! I watched the other diners also pore over their menus in befuddlement. I had to make a snap decision or I could've read that novel all night. Seeing the famous original Jewish sliders (featured on Food Network's Man vs. Food so they MUST be good, right??) I made my decision. And they come with gravy, which should always be a win-win. I also ordered the matzo ball appetizer and tried the potato knish. Both were mostly flavorless, greasy, and tasted frozen. The matzo app was served with a ranch dipping sauce (WHY??!) and the potato knish was a small, lonely loaf of deep-fried sadness. The rest of the meal was even more disappointing. The sliders came out very quickly-- much too quickly to be freshly made. They came with a side of potato wedges, which tasted rather stale and definitely was frozen. The sliders were larger than expected, but the buns were heavily greased and required multiple napkins throughout the meal. The brown gravy served on the side as well as on the sliders was nothing to write home about either -- tasted like any other gravy, I guess if you like that powdered gravy mix taste. I'm not sure what kind of meat was on the sliders... Beef? I'm guessing so as its supposed to be a Jewish style/New York delicatessen. Upon further inspection, the "beef" had a strange iridescent sheen, a telltale sign of suspect meat. Long story short, I ate what I could of this sad meal and begrudgingly paid for the $30 + bill for food that I didn't like, not even one bit. The baked goods/gleaming dessert counter on the way out didn't even call to me, as I was already feeling disgusting and ashamed of my carb-and-grease loaded meal. Me turning down cannoli? Yeah, that's pretty bad.

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An example of an positive review: 4 stars because this is a welcome sight for a 1 hour layover. Never been to Arizona but I appreciate a local brewery experience. I didn't try any of the food. Had Kilt Lifter and Oatmeal Stout, both pretty decent and then back on the plane.

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An example of an positive review: I love the decor of this place it is clean. The food was good too. My friend recommended it to me and she was right. The side dishes was Yummy too. I was waiting for the good looking firemen to come and start cooking but hey the food was was great so I cannot ask for more. Lol.

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An example of an positive review: Mmmmm kobe filet mignon - super delicious mouth watering and totally worth ordering even though it is one of the most, if not most expensive item on the menu. It comes in slices and I recommend ordering it medium or medium to rare. The sauce with mushrooms were really complimentary to the food. Also had the lobsta, but i'm a beef kinda girl. Don't get me wrong, but the lobster was also very delicious. As was the spinach and mushroom salad - it was huge and so tasty. Koi is a scene - we had such a good time watching guys hit on girls at the table over from us. Our server was also good looking. It's an expensive restaurant, but the food was good and the decor was 5 stars.