IN: I saw it coming again after I turned single and started hitting vodka alot . Well .... I never even went home Thursday . I got trashed and slept on a friends couch . I have been drunk Thursday , Friday , Saturday , Sunday ... Monday and I had a few drinks Tuesday and last night .
What may happen after a night of heavy drinking ?

OUT: I get drunk and forget to go to my own home .

IN: Plus , it 's a dandy footrest!There are moments I wish I could trade in for others , sure . I was chagrinned , to put it mildly when I nuked a couple of my past relationships by being , well , less than a man , and not working very hard at them . There have been times when I ' ve opened my mouth when I probably should n't have .
Why is the narrator down on their behavior ?

OUT: It resulted in some splits .

IN: And after my papers , I ' m going to start running again . Yay , Me ! : ] So if I do cut my hair , this is how I 'd want it to look like , That 's Sara Albert from ANTM Cycle 6 , btw . And if I do n't cut my hair , I ' m gon na leave it till butt length and then cut it even and cut bangs so it 'll look like , Chantal from ANTM Cycle 9 .
What might the person be coming to an end of ?

OUT:
their college days