Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer: I walked into this nail salon hoping for a quick and decent manicure pedicure. My nail technician, Cathy, was very sweet--however she rushed through everything. She squirted cuticle remover all over my dress, slobbed it onto my hands and feet and never completely rinsed it off. She didn't even bother with a top coat on my pedicure. Her tools were kept all jumbled together in a dirty plastic container--not once did I see her put anything into a disinfectant. The woman next to me finished with her pedicure and they simply drained the bowl --nobody scrubbed it, or even rinsed it. I also thought they had a poor color selection at this place. All outdated OPI shades. I wouldn't come here again.

Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer: I ate outside here with my family after getting a recommendation from our hotel concierge. We were vacationing and had our dog with us, and she said that she had just eaten there the day before with her dog. This was after getting kicked off the Good Egg's outdoor patio on a strip mall because of a corporate policy that doesn't allow dogs. The Breakfast Joynt served a good, straightforward breakfast. Fresh squeezed orange juice, decent pancakes, and a huge bowl of oatmeal. The service was friendly and quick as well.

Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer:
After reading the reviews... I am glad they were CLOSED when we went there today. Signs in the windows say that they are closed with no expected opening date