Problem: Write a positive (OPTIONS:
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A: I had something to celebrate and hadn't been able to eat meat since watching a food documentary a few weeks prior, so Monty's seemed like the appropriate celebratory location. I ordered their special: teriyaki tofu with peas, coconut, peppers and peanuts, served with a side of fresh pita. The description was a little clunky--there were other ingredients in the dish description that I've since forgotten--and I got a kick out of listening to the waitress explain it to other patrons. During a short wait, I sipped a heavenly hot chocolate. My husband isn't a hot chocolate fan but agreed that it was really, really good. FYI: they'll make it with soy milk if you ask. After the food arrived it took me two seconds to realize that the tofu was the best I'd ever tasted. Tender, flavorful, caramelized on the outside. The sauce was a little saltier than I prefer, but still quite good. The pita had good texture and a nice, buttery taste. My husband enjoyed the traditional-type burger he ordered. Our only disappointment is that we didn't save room for dessert. Other observations: -Going early helped avoid parking lot anxiety--they get Busy here. -Our red-haired waitress was friendly, intelligent, and overall awesome. Noting that I had ordered soy milk hot chocolate, she advised that the teriyaki tofu meal is prepared with a small amount of dairy. -Staff brought water to a puppy who was sitting outside with his humans.
Q: positive

A: Good location, always clean, and drinks are made well pretty much every time. Because of the location, the wait can be awhile during "rush hour", but they are pretty good about getting through the line as fast as they can. They don't always have some of the products (mugs, tumblers, etc.) you're looking for and might be a lil moody around closing time, but overall I still like this location!
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer: I like their spring roll, that's it. The meat in their pho seemed old as seen on it's consistency and quality. Place is clean though. I'd come back for the roll but if I want something else that's on the menu, I'd go somewhere else.
Input: OPTIONS:
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Generate a negative review for a place
Output: Craving some chips, salsa, and a burrito, a small group of us sauntered into Pasqual's earlier this week. We were immediately seated (in the bar area), and placed an order for some brews. Two of the brews were unavailable - they had sold out. Substitutions were made and chips with queso were ordered. I'm familiar with many styles of queso... but I was shocked by Pasqual's "queso" - it was more like a soft-spread, cream-cheese-infused queso-wannabe. Rather than a soft, flowing, warm queso, this was cold and hard-packed in a small Solo cup. Definitely unusual, and largely tasteless. Two salsas accompanied the "queso" - neither were exceptional. Dinner orders were placed: taco plate, a chicken fajita burrito, and a veggie burger (don't ask). The food arrived fairly quickly, and portions were impressive if nothing else. My burrito was stuffed full of black beans, grilled chicken, and a few veggies. A massive serving of black beans (not refried - yay!) filled-out the rest of the plate. The burrito was decent, but again - bland and not remarkable by any means. The taco plate was covered in shredded lettuce and cheese; I'm told it was "ok." I won't even comment on the veggie burger because in the end, they're all about the same... frozen-pressed Bocas taste the same no matter which microwave they came from. The bill arrived; my meal with a few rounds of brews and paying for the chips and salsa was a staggering $36... a little steep given the unexciting nature. Interior was large, open, and quite noisy. They do have a great selection of Tequila - I'd like to sample a few at some future time. Pasqual's = MEH Food = 2.25 stars Value = 2 stars Service = 3.5 stars (good waiter; attentive and helpful) MISC = 2.25 stars
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output: So unimpressed with the dress rehearsal that we PAID $5/ ticket and didn't even bother going. After a 12 week class 1/2 the kids didn't even know what they were doing, and what they were doing was very little dancing and more waving hands in the air and spinning in circles. Tried to get our $ back on the tickets and they wouldn't, but it still wasn't worth going. Videotaped and sent to grandparents and even they were like "really, that was it?!"
Problem: What would be an example of an positive (OPTIONS:
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Answer:
Got bottle service here last weekend with the guys and it was awesome. The bouncers were rude, but I think they always are to guys so its nothing that im not used to. The girls that brought out our bottles were smoking and so were all the others hanging around our table.