input: Write a negative yelp review.
output: Surprisingly bland and tasteless, but must be popular, as it was very crowded on a Saturday lunch. Beans are delish, tho.
input: Write a negative yelp review.
output: I have been a patron of Marche' Bacchus for many, many years. I raved to my dear friend about the wonderful food, service and ambiance the restaurant had to offer and chose it especially for her birthday luncheon celebration. Geesh, was I let down and embarrassed. We started with a five minute wait at the door while the hostess leisurely rang someone up. She finally finished, acknowledged us and seated us outside in a corner, even though there were plenty of lakeside tables available. Not to start out on the wrong foot, we accepted the lackluster table and gazed through the cloudy, plastic, weather-tarp in front of us. I watched the Manager tip a heat lamp around for a while in an attempt to fix or light it. After ten minutes of being completely unacknowledged, the waiter finally came over and gave us water. Sunny Sunday brunch-server personality? Nope. Seemed tired and unmotivated to be there. I have seriously received better service at Macaroni Grill. Isn't part of the dinning experience and higher prices great service? Not this day. We ordered a cheese platter and waited 20 minutes for it to arrive. Luckily the busboy brought bread and butter and we snacked on that instead. It was fresh and very good. The cheeses were tasty, but the sampling was super-skimpy for the price. Since it took another 30 minutes to get our entrees (which were only salads), we ate the bread and asked TWICE for more (or a cracker) so we could pare it with the cheeses. Unfortunately, neither arrived. The most annoying part of the meal was the mimosas order. We each ordered one and received them promptly. We finished them before our cheese chunks were gobbled down, so we decided to order another to help us cope with the humor of being ignored. The server filled our half-empty glasses and took off. We assumed the OJ would be coming right behind him, but nope. Straight champagne for us. When I got the bill, I was horrified to see that the Sunday Brunch mimosas were endless. We each only got a glass and a half and were charged $40! I'm pretty upset about that. MB used to be so delicious and set a certain standard for locals who know where to go to find the "good" restaurants. New owner? New manager? Not sure what happened, but I seriously felt robbed when I left the restaurant. I would have talked to the manager, but I was so frustrated by the time we left, I decided it would just be better to bite the bullet. So disappointed!!!!!
input: Write a negative yelp review.
output:
It's an OK car wash. Not great, but not too horrific either. You need to go during off-peak hours to maintain your sanity. If you are in Scottsdale, the one on Raintree/Northsight beats the one at Paradise/Scottsdale. The woman on Raintree are way hotter too..if that matters to you :)