I have a Chiari Malformation at 5 mm length ( as of late 2006 ) , which then did n't seem to be restricting any flows . Some history : I have been in 12 auto accidents , 3 were totals . I have had 2 small motorcycle accidents .

A: Why do I have so many accidents ?

Of course , bastard that he is , he just grinned . Then he 's walking towards me and I ' m walking backwards because I just know that if he touches me I ' m going to pounce on him . That 'd shock him . He 'd not be expecting that from me , not from good old Willow .

A: What may happen if Willow pouinces on him ?

If you know what I mean . My attraction to him was n't really that bad . I just felt like I was watching a god or something . But when I looked up at the big screen on the side ... then I was like OMG HE 'S SO HOT .

A: What may be the reason I was surprised when I looked at the big screen ?

I took our dog Jack ... ( he 's a long haired chihuahua ... very cute and very loved ) ... .. to the vet last week because he was coughing , I thought it was a cold or some minor thing that they could diagnose , treat and all would be well . It turns out that his big heart is too big and pressing against his esophagus , he also had fluid in his lungs , Jack is 8 . The vet gave me an antibiotic and a diuretic and asked us to come back in 10 days .

A:
Why is the narrator so worried about Jack ?