[Q]: Objective: To dampen the noise from obnoxious children's toys without ruining the kid's fun,
[A]: put scotch tape over the speaker holes,which will allow the noise to still work but be much quieter.

[Q]: Objective: Make bacon pancakes.
[A]: Pour pancake batter over strips of bacon.

[Q]: Objective: how do you turn off a light?
[A]: flip the switch downward.

[Q]: Objective: baby wipe
[A]:
can clean floors that are dirty