Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: Edited after the comment by howard: I have no interest in arguing but just wanted to clarify that the video is incorrect. That was not the night I visited the comedy club, and I have no idea or relations to those people in that video. I somewhat appreciate the effort in trying to make something wrong, right. At the same time, I don't appreciate the comment about integrity, especially when all the 'facts' are incorrect. I'll leave it at that, and will leave the review as it is. 4 stars for the comedians, drinks, and bartenders Even the opening comedians were hysterical! 1 star for the owner who wants to be a comedian. Please leave it up to your guest comedians. If you must crack jokes, pay attention to your audience's reactions. I'm the first one to crack on my race, but when you're making jokes almost as inappropriate as bad Holocaust jokes, you should probably stop. I tried to be a good sport at first, but when the distasteful jokes kept coming, it became a little much. The rest of the audience was silent & someone from the back actually started shouting back (negatively) at him (whether they're Asian or not I'm not sure). Disregarding that particular time of the night, it was a good time. Would I come again? No thank you.
Q: positive

A: Been going here for the past 3 years. If you're wondering why I've been here so long, well, mind your own business. This is a review about the school, not me :-) Actually, the only reason I point that out is so you know that I know the school pretty well. So much has changed over the past few years and I do think that things are improving. They have the testing, advisement, financial aid, and admissions all in one building and things are so much more organized than when I first went here. If you're in need of quiet study time, go to the library. Nice place to study with cool air conditioning. Need access to a computer? Go down to the computer commons. Computers are free to use and there is no time limit. SOMETIMES they will have to ask you to give up your computer to someone who needs to study if they see your not doing anything but this seems to happen more often during the last few weeks of each semester for finals. Printing will cost you 10 cents each. Some professors are better than others. Work hard, and ask around for who is the best. I have only had 1 negative experience with an English teacher. I don't want to put him on blast here so go to a certain well known site that rates professors and look around. But with that said, be a good judge of character yourself. I have mixed feelings about the cafeteria. Everything is overpriced. $1.99 for a Powerade you can get for $.50 at Food City or Walmart. My advice is to buy drinks from the Circle K that is right near the school. I wish they would bring back the croissants during the morning breakfast time. The breakfast burritos they have now are okay but quite bland. Also costly- $3.00 each!!! During lunch and breakfast you can order different foods to be made to order. I personally think the burgers and fries during lunch time are pretty good. They have a nice variety of pizza and Asian cuisine and have healthy foods available. For a full meal, you'll probably end up spending $6-9. Go to Quick Trip and buy a foundation drink, hot dog, and chips for under $4 if you want to stay frugal. Or better than anything, bring your lunch. They have microwaves for anyone to use. I would either call your professors in advance or wait until you attend class to buy your books. It may seem like the wrong thing to do but sometimes it can save you money. My sister rented a book for math only to find out that the teacher requires the new edition with an online access code course. Waste of money. Overall a good school, methinks.
Problem: What would be an example of an positive (OPTIONS:
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Answer: Great food and great staff! Expect line ups on the weekend but it is worth it. Try any of the chopped salads and the curry!
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Generate a negative review for a place
Output: I think Gross Gross Gross Promoters would be more accurate. It is tacky and skeevy to be bombarded with porn walking down the street. Unfortunately it must work or else they would not have jobs. A special shout out to the guy that tried to hand me one while leaving the M&M store while I was pushing my 3 year old in the stroller- Thanks but I think I will pass on your prostitute on this family weekend.
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output: I used to really enjoy dining at Frank & Alberts but a visit last week for dinner with out of town guests was really disappointing. Started with the roasted tomato soup that tasted and had the mouth feel of diluted tomato paste. The meatloaf that I have enjoyed many times was just ok but the portion was much smaller than before. One of my companions stopped after two spoons of the soup and was also disappointed with the portion size of the meatloaf. Though incredibly uncrowded on a Saturday night the service was listless. And to boot when I got the check the server had added his gratuity without mentioning it to us. I am used to this latter practice for a party of 6 or more but we were only 4. I did complain to the manager but he did absolutely nothing! If this represents the new Frank & Albert's its in serious trouble. Permalink | Report | Reply
Q: negative

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Eh.... Grabbed a quick bagel breakfast sandwich here and the sandwich was below average. The bagel was stale. Not really much to say about this cafe but it was convenient since we were staying at Vdara. I would probably just walk over to Starbucks around the corner and grab something there. They did have a small section of grocery items which was cool.