Problem: Write a positive yelp review.
A: The way through my heart is through my tummy and Lavo has managed to steal my heart and leave my tummy craving for more. We were looking for a nice place to dine and decided to come here. Dinner for two anyone? We began with the Baked Clam Oreganato, delishhh! Perfect amount of garlic and spices, and oh so extremely yummy. Next was the Penne Seafood Alfredo, had the biggest most succulent shrimp I've ever eaten I was glad that the sauce lacked that fishy, shrimpy taste some places tend to have. The penne itself was right on al dente so if you like your pasta a little on the softer side you should def be sure to request it. The portions were big, so much so we ordered an appetizer, entree, and two sides and had no choice but to skip dessert. We aren't small people the bf and I, we can eat and needless to say we were both full and even had leftovers afterwards. As for the sides we had the baby asparagus, which seemed regular sized to me but hey I'm not complaining they were also good, and the wild mushrooms just added to the entire meal. Overall my taste buds were please throughout the entire meal course. I would definitely go back, matter of fact I tried to the following day. It was the bf's turn to pick and that I will review next. I also had a cocktail off their menu, I believe it was a Sicilian Sun. I wasn't too phased by the drink but only because it was more on the stronger side when I was craving fruity and refreshing. The service was excellent, our server was very attentive. I wish I could remember his name to actually give him credit, it might have been Alex? Idk. I also inquired about the club which takes place later in the evening on the upper part and lounge area of the restaurant and he gladly stamped us so that we'd be able to bypass the admission line/fee later. I was kind of sad I didn't get to try their meatball appetizer, but I will make sure to go back do so the next time around. I heart Lavo and if you decide to dine here, I'm sure you will too.

Problem: Write a positive yelp review.
A: This is the most unsuspecting sandwich joint I've ever been to! It's literally as close to a hole in the wall as you can get - it's a sandwich shop inside of a strip mall liquor store! The sandwich I had was fresh with great fillings, and the portion size was ample, especially for the price. The bread was great and hearty and held up well to the health bit of filling. This beats the hell out of Subway (and most other sandwich shops for that matter).

Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A:
0 Stars if we could. BED BUGS, Mold, blood on the floor for over 24 hours by ice machine, elevator doors would not open or close all the way. The front desk was rude and of no help when we found the bed bugs. The place should be shut down. It is not safe for the workers or visitors.