Question:
For those of you who ' ve wondered if I fell off the turnip truck on the way to town , nothing as lucky as that . I had my gall bladder out and ended up at home with a nasty staph infection . I never realized how serious the superbug crisis was until it happened to me .

Why is the narrator feeling ill ?
Answer:
They are having issues with something that got infected .

Question:
found hotel , changed clothes , applied sunscreen.first order of business : lunch , as i am a crabby bitch without food . looooved ( hah ) the maitre d ' duty of accosting passers - by in the streets . also i am a big big fan of all the nasty stray cats milling about near the outdoor tables . eeewww .

Why is the narrator so dour despite being on vacation ?
Answer:
The narrator is famished .

Question:
The ride from Cherokee was very nice , forests , rivers , waterfalls all the usual stuff . Then I almost rode into Deals Gap by accident . Deals Gap is a shop and restaurant and lodgings at the side of the road , nothing before it , nothing after it , no town , nothing . It is a gathering place for bikers and I am told sports car drivers , although I saw none in the car park .

How many people live in Deals Gap ?
Answer:
0

Question:
Last weekend I had a serious case of cabin fever , so I grabbed my ipod and shoes and went for a walk . I literally blasted music as I bounced and tripped on the brick sidewalks ( stupid things ) . I love turning music up that high . It takes over all my attention .

What may happen before I went for the walk ?
Answer:
I was feeling claustrophic staying at home .