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An example of an negative review: I could not wait to go to Noodles & Co [today was the day]; and in the words of my amazing Husband this place "sucked anus"! I ordered the Pad Thai with Organic Tofu. Here is my recap: - The entire dish was dry; - The Noodles were overcooked and sticky: I can feel them, like a big rubber ball, sitting in my stomach; - The Tofu appeared to be deep-fried: it was an odd shade of brown and the texture resembled that of chewing gum; - There was no flavor to the dish other than that of the oil they used to saute the undercooked carrots and onions - lots-and-lots of onions; - And, where were my peanuts and cilantro? This is not Thai, which is all about the balance of flavors and spices, salty, sweet and heat! I am all about giving the benefit of the doubt, but have reservations about giving this place a second-shot: I would much rather risk the cockroaches at the Lemongrass Cafe and get my Pad Thai there... Eew!!!

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An example of an negative review: This was the second strip club I ever visited in Montreal. To someone new to the city, it was pretty impressive. Starting of course with the amazing neon front, towering over Ste-Catherine. The sign it self is quite iconic in the city. But once you've experience the city a few times, done some trial & error on the surrounding clubs, you'll realize that Super Sexe is pretty much your stereotypical tourist trap. During the week they have a buffet that runs til 5pm. It's not bad for some quick food... provided you don't mind cold tortellini, pizza, and fries. You can get a moderately priced (by strip club standards) bucket of beer for the table. I have to give them credit on the Main Stage set up. It's located in the center of the club, and where most clubs will line up as many chairs as they can fit around it, they actually have small tables that fit 2-3 chairs each going around the edge of the stage. It's a nice change of pace, especially if you partake in the buffet. The place is actually pretty big compared to the other clubs in the city. Which is nice, because it gives them the room to space out the seating comfortably. If your group is larger then a 2-3 I'd recommend one of the booths along the back. They offer a little bit more leg room and give you a decent view of the stage. The girls however have always been pretty pushy, especially for the better part of last 10 years this has been a non-contact club. I believe they started offering contact dances a couple years back, but you have to go into a private section which require it's own separate cover charge (on top of the cost of the dances). Definitely not worth it considering what the rest of the city has to offer. I guess I'd still stop in to change up the usual routine. Nothing more then a round or two. Maybe some cold tortellini for old times sake.

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An example of an negative review: you know i really do like planet hollywood...but when we were gambling here there was a LACK of waitresses. we waited like 30 minutes for a waitress to come to our craps table to take our order and we waited ANOTHER 30 to get our drinks...............anyways once she finally did give us our drinks we asked for another round since we knew it was going to take another 30 for her to come by and see if we needed anything else... heres how the conversation went down: "can we get another round?" "are you SERIOUS? i'll go ask but NO." (with MAJOR attitude) my friend was pissssed the whole night. she was a really ugly waitress too and probably in her late 30s/early 40s.. w/ saggy boobs. i really...dont know why she was hired there.

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An example of an negative review: Sangria tasted like my neighbour's nephew's fruit punch, I could even taste the cheapness of the wine that was used. Do NOT order any cocktails here! Good place for karaoke, the song selections are wide and they update their song lists monthly. Every room is equipped with an air conditioner, however their furnitures are really old and the waiter had a really bad attitude.