Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Example Input: We come into the middle of an argument on the sidewalk. Both men
Example Output: whisper into each other's eyes.

Example Input: Just as someone steps out onto the balcony, someone closes his eyes and pushes backwards, propelling himself and someone over the edge of the balustrade. Stunned, someone
Example Output: presses into a spotlight, taught him to creep out of his way, and throws up his hands at the back.

Example Input: Behind the wheel someone sits up, her eyes clamped shut. As the dust clears, someone
Example Output:
runs down the alley.