Lol Watch "Food Inc" Then try to eat here ok? lMFAO :-)

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Total WIne is like a hobby shop for alcoholics. I can find everything here including the hard to find RumChata. If you like good whiskey, they feature Midleton for thirty bucks less than other places. The wine and craft beer selection is enormous. Sometimes, I only visit to look at all the vintage Bordeaux wines I can't afford as I fantasize about tunneling from across the way and hiring drug mules to steal them blind. Especially all their Petrus. And with all that Petrus, I'd have a sweet girlfriend too, maybe Jennifer Aniston. And while I'm at it, I'd steal all their Cristal magnums as well. Then I'd ply Jen with the Cristal in the back of my F-150 and commence to motorboating her sweet hangers. Sometimes, Jen and I would drink it right out of her Jimmy Choo stilettos. Then we'd go downstairs into my dad's basement and play Frogger on our old arcade machine. I almost always beat her. She has no Frogger skills. Five stars for Mexican Xanax. Five for Fireball. Five for Total Wine. Five more for Jen. None if she happens to whoop me at Frogger.

positive

Leaving Las Vegas. It was like running into someone you don't much care for who is better than you remember. Smokes less. Not as drunk and obnoxious. Tolerable. But you still want the experience over immediately. Such was Vegas, where I returned for my first (and likely only) visit to Marquee. So much hype. I guess when you live in the best city in the world with two of the best clubs in the world (http://www.yelp.com/biz/ruby-skye-san-francisco#hrid:ssUu4hCdIIjyHeqILya2JQ and http://www.yelp.com/biz/mighty-san-francisco#hrid:6JtZVbPB0HCMop8tzKzIQQ) you're not as easily impressed. Cool visuals. Plenty of confetti. Good sound. Nice staff. Outside area to lounge. In other words no better than home. And back home smoking is not allowed, drinks are half the price, the crowd energy is more positive and there isn't some stupid rule requiring guys to wear dress shoes. Love dress shoes. Just not when dancing. This isn't a wedding. Best part of the experience? Being reminded just how good we have it in the city by the bay.

negative

Overpriced food. Foodies might like it but it's not for me.
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