Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: Oy ve iz mir! Not to be a kvetch....but I consider myself to be an expert on Jewish delis. As a New Yorker from a predominantly Jewish area and married to a Jew, I've had more than my fair share of experiences at them. My husband and I woke up this morning with a burning desire for a good bagel, corned beef on rye, and a knish. So I schlepped all the way up to the PV Mall to get it. Ok, first of all, the decor is terribly schlocky. Its kind of like the tourist trap Jewish deli you find in Times Square. Its like a Disney version of a NY deli. I take my number and head over to the cold case to get some drinks....of course they didn't have regular lemon Snapple (and why should they? Its not like every deli, pizza place, and convenience store in NY carries it....) but they did have Dr. Brown's Cel-Ray which is always a welcome sight. Another thing they had in the cold case which I found to be odd were jars of Nathan's pickles. Nathan's, like the hot dog place. I would imagine a Jewish deli would have Ba Tampte pickles....I didn't even know Nathan's made pickles! It was a little lame to be honest. Anyways, I go up to the counter where there doesn't seem to be anyone working. There was no organization to it. So I waited. And waited. In New York, the deli is a finely tuned machine designed to move people quickly. Chompie's? Eh, not so much. When I finally did place my order, the guy who took it had a hard time punching it into the computer and asked me to repeat it several times. Despite saying I wanted my bagel toasted several times I was given a cold, untoasted bagel. I waited a little longer for my order to come up and went on my merry way. Here is the breakdown of the food we ordered- Matzoh ball soup- Surprisingly good. I have never had matzoh ball soup with carrots and celery...so much chazerei! Just give me the matzoh ball! Although, I will admit, it was solid. I wouldn't go all the way to Chompie's for it because I know that I can make it better in my own kitchen. Plain bagel "toasted" with cream cheese- Terrible. The bottom of the bagel was entirely too thick and was very hard. They didn't even cut it all the way through, probably because the crust is too thick! Corned beef on rye- Meh. The corned beef wasn't very good, it wasn't corned enough. If they make their own they didn't use a piece of brisket that was fatty enough. The rye (which was not marble rye...) was lackluster. It couldn't handle the corned beef, became soggy, and eventually fell apart. The pickle it came with was the grossest thing I've ever seen. And it was definitely a kosher dill, even though I asked for a half sour. The potato salad was actually really good though. Knish- Terrible. The knishes in my elementary school cafeteria were better than this. First of all, the outer crust was way too flimsy. It should have been much, much, thicker, especially considering the gargantuan size of the knish. We essentially ate a large plate of mashed potatoes. The potato inside itself was unremarkable. Not only do I have this Jewish thing going on but I'm also Irish....I've never met a potato dish I didn't like. Until today. I didn't even finish my half of the knish. Now for the prices. What's with this meshugas? $2.29 for a bagel with cream cheese is a tad much. In NY they run you about $1.35. The corned beef sandwich was $12.50! Now, I've paid that much for sandwiches in NY before but you get 2 lbs of meat and several layers of sandwich! This was not a $12.50 sandwich. I was also going to get us some whitefish salad to sample but at $15.99/lbs it wasn't happening. Why anyone should schlep all this way, in this heat, schvitzing all over, for this dreck? I don't know!
Q: negative

A: I wish I could give this hotel ZERO stars. The good: - Cool looking waterfall thing in the valet/entrance area - The king sized bed was really comfortable - Spa was good - Pool was cool - We walked right in to Haze - They discounted our room after acknowledging some of their general crapiness. - Cafe was pretty good... a little pricey though The Bad: - It smelled like a 50 year old woman's perfume every time you walked in. - The design of the hotel SUCKED. You had to walk forever to get anywhere. - Hotel room bathroom was horrible. Separate toilet room, but you could see through the glass, so it served NO purpose, no counter space, the bath was inside the shower, the shower was slippery, and water pressure was weak sauce. - Had to stay in a single King bed room after repeatedly requesting two queens and even calling the night before we arrived, and they never sent us a promised rollaway bed on the first night. - Calling downstairs was impossible. Nobody answered half the time and when they did, we had to wait for up to 45 minutes. - Concierge closes at 9pm. - We waited around 45 minutes for our car to come back from the valet - They had a "multimedia center" that had tons of different types of plugs (including USB), but was NOT iPod compatible. When we called the concierge, they blamed Apple and conveniently suggested that we purchase a special plug from their technology store downstairs. When we were transferred to the store, the clerk couldn't tell us how much it cost and hung up on us. - The self-parking lot was the biggest waste of space ever. - The whole place just felt half-assed and cheap. It didn't have the feel of a hotel like the Wynn, Encore, Palazzo, or Bellagio. Bottom Line: Even after a significant discount, I would have rather stayed at almost ANY other hotel. It was very disappointing.
Problem: What would be an example of an positive (OPTIONS:
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Answer: This place is great! the clothes are modern yet girly and sexy. The owners are a great stylish family A+
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Output: We picked up food from there Tuesday night last week (3/11). First off the order was wrong we got nasty tooooooo much garlic potatoes!! I do not want to bite into a chunk of garlic to make my eyes water every other bite!!1 I did not order the nasty potatoes!!!!! The chicken was ok they up charged for every little thing and over did the order for extras too!!!! Nit picky careful they might charge for water!!!!!! But the chicken was good! Our salads were not fit to eat the dressing tasted old and had a big nasty onion in the side container! messy kitchen! not impressed!!!!! will not be back anytime soon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! save your money!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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**DO NOT GO HERE!** Arrived Wed night, wait would be 35-45 minutes. No thank you...left. Next night, Thurs, my boyfriend and I tried again for his birthday, using our $30 credit. Called ahead to make reservations; told they don't make reservations unless you're in the building...ridiculous! So, we arrive and the snooty group of hostesses at the front (3) ask if we have a reservation; obviously not as we couldn't make one per them. Teppanyaki table wait again 35-45 min. We sat at the Sushi Bar...at 6:50pm. Vivian, the waitress, comes over. Asks for our drink order; just waters. 10 min later, we get them. Then, I review the menu, as I'm a vegetarian; not a whole lot to offer. My boyfriend orders sushi to start, and gets it pretty promptly. Then, I give her my order, and she walks away. Doesn't get my boyfriend's order. After waiting another 10 min, she comes back with rice, that I ordered to come w/ vegetable tempura, and I ask her to bring it all together and proceed to tell her that my boyfriend would like to order. Food took forever to come out. Didn't get drink refills at all. Then, we're done eating, waiting for the bill, and the waitress is nowhere in sight; we're an hour and a half into this now. The sushi chef notices and tells her we're waiting. She shows up, with a group of waitresses, singing Happy Birthday, and still no bill. I would NEVER go back there! It was the worst experience ever! I have more details, just too much for this...