He 's really cranky in the afternoon . He is sleeping pretty well at night . He eats at around 11 or midnight , then again at three or four , then not again until six or seven , so I ca n't complain .

A: What does he usually eat ?

Find a job you love and you will never work a day in your life ... I have , and I do truly love it , even more than hoped . So , it hit me with a shock when someone said to me the other day , very casually , that it 's less than 2 years before E1 will start Kindergarten . I felt myself take in a sharp breath .

A: What will I be doing with E1 in two years ?

Let 's just go out on a limb here and say she will be a might cranky when I wake up her at 6:15 in the morning . It is now 10:13 . An hour past by bedtime and yet I JUST finished suppper and a big ol' glass of wine . I did n't sleep well last night but I am feeling so tired that I think I will tonight . Open House is always the biggest worry of the new school year .

A: Why will she wake up cranky ?

So there IS a God . I have proof , for he hates me . Where we do laundry , you used a card that you charge with money at a machine and put it in the washing and drying at $ 1.50 each , bringing a total of $ 3 bucks per load . So I got my clothes , put 'em in the washer , and it told me I have 50 cents left on the card .

A:
Why does the writer blame this event on God himself hating them ?