Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Someone waits outside, stiff and uneasy. Then he comes out with the scotch and they
hop around on the side and begin dancing.

The camera pans a residence's yard. A man wearing a white hoodie and black warm ups with white stripes
comes out to see lying in the front.

A woman is talking to the camera at the park. Kids
are shoveling down a street.