Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
- negative
- positive) yelp review.
A: Every time I purchase a groupon from Danny's Car Wash there seems to be a technical glitch. This time I came in with one of the receipts/vouchers generated by Danny's when I turned in my groupon certificate. They said the car wash had already been used. Really? How could i have used it multiple times if you generate the ticket from your register? To top it off, I always have to go back through and have them vaccuum the car a second time and touch up spots they miss when wiping down the interior of the car. I'm not talking about hidden spots! I'm talking about lifting the floor mats and getting ALL of the dirt under them. Or really cleaning the interior coffee mug holders that have obvious coffee cup stains. I am on the hunt for a new car wash in North Scottsdale.
Q: positive

A: We went there with one of those group-buy coupons, and we had a great experience. The service was very friendly, the dishes were very tasty, and the ambiance was really classy - with gorgeous exposed brick and modern decor, but without any of the pretentious or gaudy vibe you sometimes get from places trying ot be modern. My favourite part of the meal was the mojito, which was phenomenal. The only reasons I left off the fifth star are that (1) unfortunately, they didn't have my first two choices listed on the menu, and (2) although the food was delicious, it wasn't a life-altering religious food experience, and those do exist. It's really solid, though, and the mojitos alone are worth making a reservation!
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
- negative
- positive) review?

Answer: I didn't realize that Westgate had just bought LVH. This was our first time staying here (call it the Westgate or the LVH) It's really hard to believe this is under new management.... Apparently we stayed on the 'renovated' 23rd floor, but I began to wonder as we walked down to our room, as the hallways were clearly old, smelly, with falling apart baseboards, and old wall paper..The room was not much better. I think it would better if I just enumerate the problems we encountered. 1. When checking in, the lady at the front desk asked us if we wanted a king bed, we said, 'yes.' She said that she upgraded our room for us. We said 'Thank you' (incidentally, it was the lady's last day, so we thought maybe that's why she upgraded us, or maybe that's what all hotels say in Vegas??) 2. We get to the room, which, yes was huge (hence 'upgraded") we look over to our 'king' size bed, to find that it was, in fact, a MURPHY BED in a double size. I would have called to complain but we literally had to run out the door as soon as we got there to pick up my parents from the airport. (Anyways, why would such a huge room need a Murphy bed??) 3. When it was finally time for bed, I pull down the sheets to find a stain... was it blood? was it rust? I didn't care. I can't sleep in a bed with stains. Especially not in Vegas! 4. When I called to have the sheets changed, it took housekeeping a full hour to come to our room, which was at 1am when they finally came. The housekeepers were actually quite nice. They went through three sets of sheets to find us one that didn't have stains on it. (and it was actually them who kept changing the sheets, not us requesting!) 5. The overall cleanliness of the room was terrible. Besides the sheet problem, there were stains on the lampshade on the desk. Their were stains on the carpet. There were stains on the wall. There were even two dirty handprints on the ceiling (!!???) The shower was disgusting, the tile floor had grime in the grout, I actually showered with my flip flops on. 6. One of the circuits blew in our room, taking out two lamps and the fridge and a few outlets. very odd. 7. The resort fee is $20 a day (it used to be $18 something when it was LVH, which they honored for us, since we booked our hotel when it was still LVH, which was nice) I don't really know what the resort fee is for, considering you can only have one device connected to the internet per day, and you have to renew that connection everyday. 8. We requested, as well as my parents, to get a room somewhat close to each other. They gave us each a room on the 23rd floor, on the COMPLETE OPPOSITE END of the floor... it was seriously a quarter mile walk in between our rooms! ridiculous. On top of that, the hallway STANK walking through it. I'm sorry, but this was not a pleasant stay for us. I don't like writing negative reviews, but I felt this was necessary. I really cannot foresee us ever staying here again.
Input: OPTIONS:
- negative
- positive.
Generate a positive review for a place
Output: When I lived in Los Angeles a year and a half ago, P F Chang's was no great shakes, one of millions of places with good but not outstanding stuff on the menu. Here in Pittsburgh, it's the only Chinese place I've found that combines genuinely good service with quality food. Not, perhaps, as good as what you can get in LA's top places, but fantastic compared to its competition here. The Kung Pao chicken is particularly good, with delicious fried chicken cubes and the usual hot sauce and chiles. Chicken with lettuce wraps is good too. Their fried noodle dish with chicken, whose name I have forgotten, is addictive but has an odd sauce I don't quite like. Still, they get the friedness of the noodles right, and there are precious few ... ahem ... no other restaurants around here that do. Portions are small, so either plan to get an appetizer and an entree or expect to leave almost as hungry as you came. The minced chicken in lettuce wraps appetizer is outstanding and you get about the same amount of food as in one of their entrees. If you live in LA, forget P F Chang's. If you live in NYC, I'm sure there are a dozen better places on a single block. But here in Pittsburgh, it's just about the best place around.
input: Write a positive yelp review (OPTIONS:
- negative
- positive).
output: This is the best thai food restaurant in Pittsburgh. Their new location has a much nicer decor than the previous one. I enjoyed the spicy basil noodle dish as well as their chicken stir fried rice.
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
- negative
- positive) review?

Answer:
Everytime I eat at this location I end up with a sick stomach. I don't have that problem at other Arby's. The dining area is clean and everything else seems ok but I always get a sick stomach. Maybe they should relook at their food prep.