Problem: Write a positive yelp review.
A: It may sound weird to have a Rewards Card to a fast food joint but this place is the best. Special Sauce, Texas Toast, and America's favorite fried chicken! Why not have a rewards card when you know you'll come back when you're feeling hungry and lazy!

Problem: Write a positive yelp review.
A: Went in December of 2009- wonderful experience.

Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A:
After an afternoon at Hillend, The Steading is an attractive proposition. Right next door and offering a decent looking menu of 'pub fayre' and beers. The beers are good. They have a few real ales on tap and frequently rotate. Unfortunately their ales are warm. Not just 'cellar cool' (which is ideal) but warm. Which might have something to do with the radiators being on at full heat all the time. The menu is nicely varied. But when I say it offers 'pub fayre' that is exactly what I mean. Maybe even being a little generous. I have been two times now. On the first occasion I had mediterranean 'Vegetable Skewers with Cous Cous'. It was incredibly bland, I don't know how it's possible but even the chargrilled onion was absent of any flavour. The rest of the plate was just as unremarkable, if i'm being kind. Second time I ordered the 'Tuna Nicoise'. It was a definite improvement on the veg skewers. Consisting of a very generous serving of lettuce, baby potatoes, a few green beans, one boiled egg, masses of pickled anchovies, a mountain of tuna and a smattering of vinaigrette. All of which, without doubt, came out of a tin/packet/bottle/jar. 'Meh' sums it up. Pleasant, but not worth recommending.