IN: Is n't that funny ? " Yeah , I guess . " And now we ' ve assaulted him , kidnapped him , bound him up , and stuffed him in a small , lightless room . Then we pretended to be other people and tormented him while he cried for help .
If not a kidnapping , what might describe this incident .

OUT: Fraternity hazing

IN: gah . i feel like a failure now . i went to bed really really late last night feeling great that i was going to do good today ... so i wake up at 1 in the afternoon feeling totally hungry as hell .. so i make myself a little bit of food .
Why does the narrator feel so guilty about waking up late ?

OUT: They feel that they went to bed late foolishly and it resulted in this .

IN: Funny how he did the breaking up yet he still has n't changed it . Also I noticed that he is still a fucking asshole . I went to the doctor this morning for my B-12 shot . I have band - aids all over my body because they poked me so many times . Today is my last day at work for 12 days . So you wo n't be hearing from me for awhile .
What will happen with the narrator and their ex ?

OUT:
They will go their separate ways .