Problem: This was the first day of school , I had a student get so worked up that she threw up on herself , I had criers all day ... it was an interesting day where I found myself trying to figure out what I was doing out here in Egypt . But I talked to the other seasoned teachers and they all had havoc so I guess it was n't all too bad then . Today was a lot better , only one crier but he eventually dried up his tears . But I already have a troublesome child whom I would love to just glue the seat of his pants to a chair ; he 's always wandering here and there , and always needing to change chairs .

What is my occupation ?
OPTIONS:
- I attend kindergarten at the local elementary school .
- I work nights as a janitor at an elementary school .
- I am a kindergarten teacher at an elementary school .
- None of the above choices .

A: I am a kindergarten teacher at an elementary school .

Problem: I threw a party for my boss at work to mark his 10 year anniversary for opening up his own business . It was a very small event , I even baked the cake . Thing is , the next day he barely spoke to me . He was even rude at one point .

Why did they throw their boss a birthday party ?
OPTIONS:
- They wanted their boss to feel appreciated .
- None of the above choices .
- They wanted their boss to feel better .
- They knew their boss would n't like the party .

A: They wanted their boss to feel appreciated .

Problem: Wow ... as they say , " When it rains it pours . " Our auxiliary backup emergency dog Remy passed away this morning . She was 13 . She was not feeling well and we took her to the vet yesterday . For some unknown reason , her red blood cells were attacking each other .

What may happen after Remy is taken to the vet ?
OPTIONS:
- She returns home after feeling well again .
- She turns 13 years old .
- The vet tells me that her Remy has an unknown blood disease .
- None of the above choices .

A:
The vet tells me that her Remy has an unknown blood disease .