Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: The food here is just awful, when my plate arrived from the "seafood experts" my lobster was so dry and it looked super old, tasted like it had been in the freezer for 6 months and then cooked in the microwave, ugh. and my shrimp was soggy like oatmeal, the biscuits were super good. The service was way to much, there were about 6 customers and about 8-10 servers in the restaurant and the servers didn't have stations so every minute you'd have a server coming by asking you the same question 4 other people just asked us...sooo annoying, our waiter chris was a nice guy and a good server but he messed with customers heads alittle to much, saying jokes that made us feel rude that we didnt laugh because we didnt understand what he was talking about, but when he asked how my food was and i said "gross" he was like "ohhh you should of told me i'd get the manager for you right now if you want" i said "no i'll go to arbys down the street but thank you" he was saying that i should just talk to the manager and take care of it but at that point i just wanted to get out of that place.In walkes a single mom with 5 little kids with her and they sat them right next to us, the mother of the kids actually said to the server "my kids are loud maybe we should sit somewhere else" then looked and me, i just smiled because it was true and i really appreciated her being thoughtful of others, so the server says "ohh no this is fine" luckly the kids were not that bad at all, phew. The host was just a freak, he was staring at us the entire time we were in the restaurant and wouldnt even look away when we stared back at him like "whaaaaaat" ???? then some other server or hostess came by with our bill and said "for your convenience" which i wanted to say "it's not "convenient" to pay 100 bucks for the worst seafood ever"!!! (but i didnt i just wanted to escape and fast) so she fails to give me a pen, so i see the host walking by and i say to him "do you have a pen"? and he says "not on me" and pats his pockets, then a server came by and said "ohhh i have one"..I looked at my partner and said "NOT ON ME ? ARE YOU KIDDING? so walking out the door two girls held the doors for us with smiles and have a good day blah blah blah, so as we are leaving right outside the door is a huge pile of trash so we actually had to step over and into trash " well we thought it was over, then (yes there's more) we were stuck in our car for 5 minutes while two other cars sat behind us arguing about something, it was just so amazing how bad it was. We finally escaped shaking our heads and laughing about how we fly all the way to vegas and one of our dinner plans was going to be red lobster, what a joke! we will never eat there again....grossss! p.s. we tipped chris big because it wasnt his fault.....
Q: negative

A: Four star? Not so fast... Our room was eh. There's only wifi on the bottom two floors. The pool was nice but had no shade and you have to stand in line at 9am to go put your towels out to even get a seat neat water. AND IT CLOSES AT 5PM. WHA? Who closes a pool in the middle of the day in hot-a$$ Las Vegas??? The bright shining light here was the restaurant Yusho - YUM.
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer: Horrible service. Went to this location 3 times. First time just ok. Second time no one was there but me and my roommate. We ordered one coffee, one ice coffee cream no sugar and a donut. The donut was old. We waited 10 minutes to get our coffee. There were 3 people working. The last and absolutely final time I went through the drive through. Ordered just one black ice coffee with no ice. They gave me tea. This place is pathetic and Dunkin Donuts should be ashamed about this place. If you ask me, don't ever go to this location. I have not had any problems at the one on cactus and the 51.
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Output: Well I found this place on a groupon(the Groupon was an amazing deal) and decided to give it a try. They were out of several of the wines I wanted to try. Food was about a 4 out of 5 stars. It was a pretty basic menu so didn't take forever to decide what to get. Service was horrible though. After we ordered our food we didn't see our waitress again for over 40 minutes... Or I should say she kept walking right by my table with her eyes locked forward and didn't even stop when I called to her to get her attention on 2 separate occasions. They weren't even busy. I kept hearing the other servers claim they were upset cause they didn't have anymore tables to sit. I eventually flagged down a different waiter and asked him if he could just get our check. He then was very helpful and bagged our leftovers, ect. But of course she was all smiles as she brought over our check after not speaking to us a single time after she took our order, but didn't once mention anything about not serving us. If the service had been better I would have done 4 stars and come back again, but I'd rather go to Olive Garden or bucca de bepo and get great/friendly service.
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output: The only reason I loved this place is that it was the only place I knew that offered hookas(shisha) and served alcohol. Now that they do not offer shisha, I lost interest in this place.
Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A:
OK so I have given this place two shots, thinking that my first disappointing visit was just mere bad luck (everyone has their bad days). I will give you the general gist of both occasions. First time: We walk into the Double Dutch and a friendly waitress took our orders. Then we waited. And waited. And waited. After much time (and luckily my friend and I were both chatter boxes) the waitress finally appeared with out orders. My hamburger was very dry and required a lot of ketchup. We payed and left with heavy stomachs but willing to give it another shot. The second time I came here was with my mum. We were hungry and I had class in an hour and thought that this place would be ideal. Initially the waitress wouldn't let us seat by the window tables because we were only two, it was quite busy, and the tables were for bigger crowds. Fair enough, we didn't really mind, until a moment after we were seated in our new seats (awkwardly close to the next table) a couple walked in and took the window tables. The waitress didn't tell them anything. Putting this aside, we waited a while before someone took our order (it was quite busy) and I don't think he could speak English very well. Now before you get your knickers in a twist, I'm an international student myself and know the difficulties mastering the spoken English language (as opposed to the written) but the guy (who was very sweet) did not really speak at all. Anyway, setting aside this, our food took ages to come and when it did , the chips were coldish but the rest of the food warm- so who knows how long it had been sitting around. Incidentally the table next to us who arrived 10 minutes after us got their food first (which they tried giving to us). My egg and bacon bagel was good (although this could have been cause I was starving) and I had to wolf it down cause I was going to be late for class. Getting the bill was another issue, when the girl FINALLY brought it we payed hastily and left quickly only to later realise they had brought us the wrong bill and a more expensive one. So to sum up I don't think I will be heading here for a while again. Double Dutch is going to have to compete with the multiple cafes dotted around this area and certainly take advantage of its large outdoor and indoor seating area.