input: Write a positive yelp review.
output: I had a friend visiting from the east coast that wanted to see a Cirque du Soleil show. Opting for the local deal, we decided on Zumanity on a Monday night. I did not do my research on the show so wasn't sure what to expect, except some nudity warned by the ticket lady. I loved the view of walking in and seeing the performers standing at the entrance. We headed straight for the bar, then were escorted in to the front row. Still not sure how we managed that but I'll never turn down a good seat. Our view was decent and we were very involved in the show. This is definitely a show that all inhibitions should be left at the door. I'll be the first to admit that I enjoy a good raunchy show, which this definitely is!! I don't get embarrassed easily but I had a few blushing moments. The cast interacted with us, talking directly to us and the occasional knee touching which we didn't mind. I have to agree with other reviews, that the show lacked complicated acrobatics and stunts. The show was filled with boobs, butts, erotic moves, sex toys, drag and lots of laughs. We did notice a few people walking out. This is a fun show that isn't' meant for the easily embarrassed, prude or close minded. Like other Cirque du Soleil shows, I will return to this show again....at the local deals rate. If Zumanity were to add in more acrobatics and stunts, they would have received 5 stars from me. Doesn't quite compare to other Cirque du Soleil shows, but definitely one to enjoy for a fun night out!!
input: Write a negative yelp review.
output: Ich bin gerne in den Hard Rock Cafes, wurde hier aber leider enttauscht. Die Preise fur das Essen waren aquivalent zu denen die ich kannte (Hamburg, London, Dubai) nur nicht beim Bier! Da traff uns dann der Schlag. 12,35 $ fur das erste Bier inkl. Souvenir-Glas. Das halte ich fur Abzocke, zumal der Preis nirgendwo zu lesen war und die Souvenir-Glaser sonst optional sind. Da Restaurant an sich war aber sehr schon (viele Elvis-Exponate) und die Burger sehr gut,
input: Write a negative yelp review.
output:
I guess I probably shouldn't have walked in here since it seems to be a place for children, but I was with several people who were freaking out on weed cookies, which are very similar to children. we waited in an eternally long line to be greeted by 4-8 teenage hostesses, all of which seemed to be deciding whether they wanted to kill each other or the customers in line. it must be a great place to work. i thought the five 90 lb girls were going to tear me to shreds before we even made it into the restaurant. 10 or 15 minutes after being seated we finally managed to grab our own menus and literally hunt down a waiter and make him take our orders. the food took forever, but it was busy so i can't complain about that. the food was not very good; imagine going to Applebees and paying twice as much. but I've saved the best for last. while I did like all the jungle decor, the sounds and actions going on every 2 to 5 minutes were frightening at best. right next to our table there was a dying gorilla, uttering what sounded like a wailing death rattle over and over while pounding himself on the chest. loud, fake rain noises, bird noises and things moving all over the place. I would have given this place one star, but seeing my stoned friends totally freak out every time the jungle came to life made the experience somewhat worthwhile.