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Output: Gotta love a women's spa that has beautiful prints of Johnny Depp and other gorgeous men on the wall! Reversa did my 80 minute massage. It was great. For some reason, she sort of spent a lot of time on my left side of my body and I kept waiting for her to balance it out. But, her massage was great, thorough, and she was very quiet during my massage. I prefer quiet and not a lot of idle chatter. You can tell she has been doing massage for 13 years. She really knows what she is doing. The spa has a sauna and a jacuzzin. A gym, too. You can use all of the faciliites all day long and come and go as you please. I will definitely go back next time I am in town.

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Output: Service was horrible. 1/2 hr after being seated we were still looking for our waiter. Then it took an hour before the food arrived. I had the Chili Colorado. Bad. Wrong cut of meat was used, and it was improperly prepared and then served in what tasted like cheap canned enchilada sauce. Even the margarita didn't come as requested. I won't be back.

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Output: The worst Chinese food I've had in Phoenix. The food was bland and lifeless. It was cheap, but who cares if the food has no flavor or substance. My dad will eat anything and not complain, and he laughed at me and warned me AFTER I went there that it was bad. Not cool dad, not cool. It's sad too because it's right around the corner from my dad's house.

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Yucky would be a more appropriate name.....2 rolls took 20 minutes to make...and there was only one other group inside Wed night at 8....had teriyaki and salmon rolls....average at best...apparent this is a chain and quality leaves much to be desired....there's another sushi restaurant near Sunset Station on Stephaine I went to a year ago...name escapes me.....that was much better.