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An example of an negative review: I had such high hopes based upon the recommendations but was sorely disappointed. The wait staff seemed distracted or else just not interested in our table. It took forever just to place our orders, which were not complicated: one crepe, one brownie, one petite pot. Unfortunately, we got two crepes and no brownie. Considering the brownie were for our small children, both of which had had it promised for good dinners, just compounded the disappointment. We tried and tried to flag a wait person to correct the error to no avail. When we eventually did have someone respond, it was getting too late for us to wait any longer. We received an anemic apology at best. The food was delicious, and we do like supporting local businesses, but this location's service is in need of a reboot.

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An example of an negative review: I love pizza! After reading all of the reviews, my husband and I decided to place an order for delivery today! We ordered a large pepperoni pizza, half with sausage & pepperoni. It was delivered within 35 minutes to our house. (-1 star: $3 delivery fee.) The crust was a perfect combo of chewy and sturdy and yummy. The sauce isn't too acidic (my husband gets acid reflux like crazy) and it didn't affect him at all. We will order from here again, b/c they deliver good quality pizza. Now excuse me while I go inhale another piece of pizza... -UPDATE: So I just updated this because after eating the pizza, you feel ok. Then about 30 minutes later you realize you just ate the greasiest pizza ever and and you want to hurl. I'll pass next time if someone wants me to eat Biaggio's pizza.

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An example of an negative review: We visited in the mid afternoon for dinner on yesterday (Thursday). They were already out of "Burnt Ends" but that sometimes happens and is not a negative, just an observation. We both had brisket. It was very lean the way it should be but, the meat was barely warm. Fortunately the BBQ sauce was heated so the sauce warmed up the meat. The baked potato was cool in the middle and the dinner roll was tasteless. No other bread options exist. The service was great! I wish I had better things to say. I love BBQ and I left hungry. When we got home, I snacked from the fridge.

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An example of an negative review: Will probably never go back. Called and told them exactly what I needed - said cheap models are $60-70 and better models are up to $150. When I got there I was told $200. When I asked why I was told they probably thought I meant something else. Felt like a used car salesman moment. Not cool.