Input: What would be an example of an negative review?

An example of an negative review: Avoid these shysters at ALL COSTS. My car had a burnt up clutch one day after the 15 day warranty, putting my life in danger. This bunch of crooks said, oh, not under warranty, not our problem, but offered their mechanic to "fix" it at wholesale. Not admitting any guilt in putting a car in that condition on the lot for sale. Wouldn't identify the mystery mechanic, gave me no information on repair or parts or warranties, just a bill. Two months later, the turbo on the engine went, costing me another $4000. This car was advertised in "pristine" condition. I am assuming that means they washed and vacuumed it. The REAL mechanic I took it too said they never even bothered to change the oil or give it a tuneup before they sold it to me. And when you complain to t hem, all you will get is the "sorry, after the 15 day lemon law warranty not our problem." Knowing full well that the car was sold in poor condition, knowing that they'd lied about it, knowing that whatever went wrong would be after the 15 days and they wouldn't have to do a thing. Might not be illegal, but unethical as hell. These guys are the lowest of the low.

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An example of an positive review: I'd give it four stars, if for nothing else then my wife and I had fun here. She got in for free, just look for the promoters near the slot machines. I had to pay I think $20 to get in, then drinks. We only had two each which was about $40 ($10 apiece on average). The dance floor was packed and small. We were smashed literally and figuratively, bodies upon bodies basically. It was Saturday so there was a ton of people. The music was your standard top 40 fare, nothing mind blowing, definitely not worth a shoutout to any DJ since anyone could have mixed it. It may not be the most exclusive, but pretty standard as far as clubs go. It's up to the crowd to make it fun and I'd say everyone did a good job of that.

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An example of an negative review: I had called my insurance company to provide me with a tow when my car did not start due to my starter. They provided me with an eta of 1 hour. Well an hour goes by and no one has showed up or giving me the courtesy of a phone call. I then call to see how much longer they will be they said 10 minutes. Another 30 minutes go by I called back she then told me 4 minutes. He got there in about 10 minutes. He then tells us that sometimes a starter can be "fixed" for the moment by using a metal rod and pressing down on the starter and then turning in the car. Which didn't work. Then when he brings it to the shop our mechanic tells us that when he pressed down on the starter he broke off the oil pressure sensor connector. This guy damaged out car. If I were you I would look else where for a towing company.

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An example of an negative review: Average food, average service. Marinara sauce over spaghetti was far too sweet. Tasted like canned. Italian sausage was bland at best. Wine selection was average and overpriced. Would not recommend.