Sentiment analysis: Yeah, just don't. We had the kids with us this time, and thought it'd be fun and would be such a novelty for us to stay at a 'castle'...yeah, but no. Move on to the next hotel you're considering...but if you must know, let me tell you: - Room smelled as old as it looked - Sheets and towels were stained http://www.yelp.com/biz_photos/o7AiTlyWUrBSzdz6oMHj5w?select=sPpq5PaPK3tHR354o4mXcg - There's no tub - You'll hear the wind howl like a banshee through your window - Registration line was looooong - Decor looked like it was purchased from a garage sale http://www.yelp.com/biz_photos/o7AiTlyWUrBSzdz6oMHj5w?select=_zPXBcStYGFQ_ZYdITQaRA - The folks in the lobby who try to sell you show tickets are pushy and rude - Parking is outdoors and no direct access to the hotel And if this is not enough to convince you, here's the kicker: Our window had a broken lock and I called THREE times to get it fixed and they never did. It would have been a long fall from the 26th floor. A blatant disregard for safety, especially when I mentioned our two small children (7 & 5) were with us. Yeah, just DON'T. Never again for us!

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Sentiment analysis: Even being near Fremont and having huge portions, I've had better for less. I stopped in for breakfast and was immediately turned off by the coffee and the food didn't fair much better.. I know I'm lacking details, but so was the food. Yeah, you're going to want to Pasadena on this one..

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Sentiment analysis: Slowest subway ever on earth. People are nice here but i come to subway to grab my sub and rush out but not waut in line for 15 min for you toprepare just 3 subs.

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