Problem: i m sick of your fucking bullshit . On another note . I had a great day today , minus the heat . It makes me grouchy and tired . Some friends picked me up from work today and then we went to Jenni 's house and kicked it .

How did the narrator feel today ?

A: Pleased overall , but much too warm .

Problem: This season has been nothing but harsh to me , and not seeing a baseball for seven to ten days might be just what the doctor ordered ( literally ) . Cordelia has been out , too . She also has problems with her back . Maybe it 's something in the Area 51 water , I do n't know .

Why would the narrator not watch baseball ?

A: They need a break for health reasons .

Problem: During the summers and autumns I like to take my two caiques , Icarus and Daedalus , out to fun events as much as possible . ( Wearing harnesses , of course . ) They love the sunshine and fresh air and stimulation , and I like to keep them well - socialized and friendly to strangers as much as I can . ( Part of my motivation for this is to keep them from becoming aggressive one - person birds , and part of it is so that if they ever escaped they 'd feel comfortable flying to a stranger , not just to me . )

What would happen if your birds happened to fly away ?

A:
They would comfortably fly over to someone they know and not be scared or worried