Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Someone heads up the fire escape followed by someone. He
empties a bowling ball into his head and picks it up.

A woman is seen speaking to the camera and leads into her walking up and down the board. She then
sprays herself around and begins riding her bike while the camera captures her from several angles.

The camera captures several angles and ends with the men riding through and the car coming to a stop. They finally
surf in the snow while looking off into the distance.