Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: I used to go in here quite a bit and thought it was pretty good but hadn't gone for awhile. I was really disappointed. My chicken chow mien was the flat noodles and extremely dry and sticky. They were stuck together in one big clump. It was nasty. The pork fried rice was mediocre. Won't be going back.
Q: negative

A: Holy Atomic Pile of Sh!t Batman!!!! This stuff sucks.... Like the previous reviewer I got sucked in by the commercials. Plus they were the only ones open at 9:50PM for delivery. Else we would have done Barro's Pizza, which by the way is awesome! Yes the website makes the process look cool but it is 2010 and I know high school kids with flashplayer skills that can do the same thing. On to the food review! We ordered a thin crust cali bacon chicken ranch pizza with mild chicken wings, cheesy bread, and that chocolate crunch cake thingy. The Pizza and Bread... Tasted like they put tons of salt on it. I was hoping that the additional green peppers, onioins, and mushroom would give it some flavor but I would not have noticed they were there if I did not order it. The crust was all right but how do you screw up a thin-crust? Let's not hold them to that though... The cheesy bread was cheesy, crappy, and salty all rolled into one. The chicken wings were not as cooked as I would have liked which made it even more gross. There was a lot of skin on them. GROSS GROSS GROSS!!! I am not sure what kind of sauce they put on it but it looked like watered down ketchup and it just looked plain nasty. It did not look appetizing at all! On a normal day I can throw down a double order of wings with no problem but with this I only ate 2 pieces and said to myself "what a waste of money." The chocolate crunchy thing tasted okay but it was very sweet. I might be diabetic now because of it. Next time it's late and no one is open for delivery then I will either starve or get my lazy as up and drive somewhere that is open. Considering In-n-Out and Denny's is right down the street from me I definitely wasted my money. If you enjoy wasting money on pooh then by all mean go for it. I would give this place negative stars if I could.
Problem: What would be an example of an positive (OPTIONS:
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- positive) review?

Answer: Fresh...not frozen meat... Same w shrimp.. They order for a day or two only... Fresh vegetables and sauces... No canned. Or frozen crap....
Input: OPTIONS:
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Generate a negative review for a place
Output: HORRIBLE experience. Took may 2009 Subaru STI which still smells new, and has only 8051 miles on it by the way, in to have it appraised and possibly sell. The car KBB books for $34,000. The little woman who was doing the appraisal was a TOTAL a-hole. From the minute she came up, after waiting almost an hour, she seemed to have a chip on her shoulder. She proceeded to tell me that the bumper had a tear in it, a 1 inch tiny crack is what it actually is, and we had one door repainted due to some jerkoff keying the car about a year back, and that the "whole side" of the car had been repainted. Now, this is a used car, so obviously it's not going to be 100% perfect, but it's pretty close. It has a clean history, no accidents, etc.....and the little troll had the audacity to say it probably has frame damage under her breath. Now again, this is an EIGHT THOUSAND MILE CAR! Then she proceeded to tell me they would give me $20,000 for the car, when it KBB's for $34,000. I understand they have to make money, but come on, this is a clear attempt to rip me off by lying about having to "wholesale" the car because it "doesn't fit what Carmax sees as a lot car". This is when I got up, politely said, we are done here and shook the salesman's hand. This little lady decided to effectively chase my friend and I to the door telling us that we don't know what we are talking about, and when my buddy informed her that we own a full service auto shop and know what frame damage is, her remark was...."you're a liar". Honestly, this woman is an idiot, and whoever hired this moron to appraise cars is an even BIGGER idiot, and on top of that, she was confrontational and verbally insulting. I will tell EVERYONE WITHIN EARSHOT of this experience and hope not a single person ever patronizes this business ever again. The single most unprofessional business experience of my 41 years.
input: Write a positive yelp review (OPTIONS:
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output: I stopped by here for brunch a couple of Sundays ago with my fiance and her parents. I have been here before on a number of occasions but not any in the recent past. We had actually tried to go on Mother's Day weekend for Sunday brunch only to miss out on getting a table by one person. So my recommendation is that if you want to have brunch here on a Sunday that you get there at least 10-15 minutes before it opens or else you may not get a spot in the first round of seatings. In any case the outside of the restaurant makes it look like a cute little shop included a little patio area where they have 3 outdoor tables. The inside of the restaurant is pretty cool as well with a warehouse type feel with exposed brick and pipes in the back but also some stained glass in front of the windows. We decided to start off our brunch by splitting the white wine mussels as an appetizer. I know that everyone always raves about them here but I have actually never had them before. It came out to us with mussels heaped up and what seemed like a whole french baguette on the side. Wow were they good too! The mussels were sweet and tender while the sauce was absolutely amazing. It was so good that we actually used up all our bread sopping it up and the waiter had to bring us some more. For my entree I decided to have the steak and frites while I asked for the steak to be medium. Sadly after the amazing mussels, my entree was quite the letdown. That is not to say that it was bad but it was merely ok. The steak was cooked to temperature and had a nice sear on it but was nothing special and while I enjoyed the crispier of the frites, some of them were soggy and were not nearly as enjoyable. As usual the basil mayonnaise that comes with the frites was good and provided the perfect dipping sauce for them. The bottom line for me is that I would definitely head back here in the future. Just thinking about those mussels makes me want to get some more and having had many of the items on the menu, I know that most of their food is really good!
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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- positive) review?

Answer:
Looking for some Chinese buffet, came across this place. Wandering in it was not busy and the buffet was depleted of everything. Finally the kitchen staff started bringing out items and filled up the buffet, only good thing about this place. Pretty bland, not worth visiting!!!