input: Write a positive yelp review.
output: I always come here for happy hour and yet I never make it for happy hour! I always miss it by like 30 minutes! There seems to always be a wait around 5:30 or 6. A sign that this place must be good! The place is kind of off the beat and path - you'd have to know where it is to find it. You definitely wouldn't just stumble upon it out of no where. Anyhow - I've been there twice and have loved it both times. The first time I got the Kiltlifter - I think its their most popular bc I work in a bar and everyone always asks for it. Then once we got our table, I got the beer sampler. I love those things...you get a little bit of each beer and it's wonderful! My friends and I shared the Nachos. Probably some of the best I've ever had. And I LOVE nachos. Last night, I got the Peach Ale - delicious. Kinda girly, but it's what I was in the mood for. I decided to try something new and I got the quesadilla - also delicious. So good that I had a dream about quesadillas last night. hahah. This place is a definite one of my fav's in Tempe. Amazing. Fun, laid back atmosphere.
input: Write a negative yelp review.
output: Fail, Fail, Fail. Waste of my valuable time walking into this establishment. I write this review as I sit at the table. After having our reservation pushed an additional 50 minutes (table had to be cleaned and set according to the staff) we finally sat down. Its ok we were to told by the staff to have a seat at the bar in the mean time. By the way I really appreciated the 15+ minute turn around time to deliver cocktails, I under stand how busy it can be for one waitress to serve a total of 6 total people in the bar on a Wednesday. After finally being seated a well deserved meal was on my mind. Note to owner you might want to wipe down your suede menus before you distribute them, not a very pleasurable thing to hold a greasy and messy menu. After deciding on the Colorado Lamb Chop I sip on my beer anxiously awaiting my meal. Entrees are served and I patiently wait for my meal. The second round makes its delivery and still no meal for me. At this time I instruct my party to commence the meal assuming my Lamb was on its a way out. 10 minutes pass and I start to get upset since I see no signs of our server or the manager. I ask another server to locate our server in regards to our missing meal. A few seconds later the "Manager" appears to my side, he ask how my meal is. I point to my empty place setting and sarcastically ask him how does he think my non existent meal taste, suddenly he darts away to the back to speak to our server. After I am sure a heavy load of verbal abuse from the "Manager" our server come out and humbly apologizes for his mistake promising to correct his mistake. So while my table feast on Tomahawk Rib Eye, Tuna Tartare and Colossal Crab. I sit here like a jackass staring at an empty place setting snacking on some dinner bread contemplating why I am still sitting here. Oh that's right the manager and the server both reassured me my meal "WAS ON ITS WAY" As meals are winding down the server comes to collect the plates with another reassurance "My Meal Is On The Way" at this point I tell him not bother because my party was done. He collects the remaining plates and walks to the back. Seconds later my meal arrives courtesy of the manager and wishes me a pleasant dinner, when I ask for the status of the crab legs I ordered as well he gives me a look of confusion a replies "You Ordered Crab Legs as Well?" As he starts back to the kitchen my frustration peaks and I inform him to take the meal back, I refuse to eat in front of 8 other people that have already completed their dinner. A debate arises and the manger points out that I should still enjoy the tasty lamb regardless of the delay since its not good to just not eat, he even offers to compensate the cost of my meal and a free round of drinks. I refuse and request my table cleared. The server makes another appearance and humbly offers his apology I can clearly see he was reprimanded by his superiors in regards to this ordeal. I accept his apology and ask to speak to his "Manager" in order to smooth things over, I under stand humans make mistakes. The manager arrives and instead of listening he begins to defend his position and goes as far as blaming my attitude for the horrible experience. At this point I am hungry, tired and upset. I walk away back to my party and dismiss myself, I figured I would head over to Subway and order a meatball sandwich for dinner. Suddenly the "Manager" comes back to the table and speak to another individual in our party trying to justify our poor experience on my attitude and sarcasm. As the two head to the corner of the restaurant to continue the argument I start this review on Yelp. After spending $10,000 for a weeks block of rooms at the Monte Carlo I would have expected a little respect and satisfaction. If I could give this place a zero star rating I would. I can guarantee that this is the last time myself and our company will be using the Monte Carlo and the Brand Steakhouse services.
input: Write a positive yelp review.
output:
Okay so my boyfriend and I stayed here Tuesday through Thursday. Valet is EXTREMELY polite and welcoming. The line was short to check in. We got free tickets to the buffet. Let's just say, good thing it was free. Our room was the Spa Suite. I loved everything about it. The bathroom had it's own separate door for the toilet, which was great. The hot tub was HUGE! I recommend bringing bubbles. It gets really fun. The hot tub is just next to the window to enjoy a view while having a drink. They also have little jets inside the hot tub that are so relaxing. The couches were uncomfortable--stiff. The kitchen was nice. The AC is spectacular. It actually really works. The food court has a great variety. [subway, McDonald's, sbarro, Chinese food, rubios, chicken tenders] Monte Carlo, you sure did satisfy our needs. By far my favorite hotel on the strip now. Would have gotten 5 stars, but I feel like you should update your lamps to have an outlet to charge your phone. And also, the bottom sheet under the bed, [the "skirt"] was dirty. Looked like vomit. :/ But other than that, I loved it all.