Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: Aside from Bubble Island, the U Square Food Court is underwhelming at best. You have a choice of Quizno's Subs, Stir Fry '88, Nori Japan, and Sbarro's for food entrees. It's kind of like they took the very worst of a typical mall food court and condensed it. Quizno's is the only restaurant here that I ever consider eating at; Nori Japan offers teriyaki chicken made-to-order (it's alright), but it's neighbor, Stir Fry '88, only has stomachache-inducing American Chinese food that's guaranteed to have been sitting under a hot lamp since 11 am that morning. Speaking of hot lamps, Sbarro's is another place here that offers what appears to be day-old food, roasting under a light bulb. To their credit, the decor is nice and upscale. It is also kept spotless by the janitorial staff, a welcome change from the typical food court experience most people are probably used to. Since I work across the street, my coworkers and I often end up eating here during our lunch break. If I had the choice, however, I would only come here to get bubble tea at Bubble Island. Everything else is fairly subpar, and there are better places to eat in Madison. It still beats grabbing a $5 sandwich at Memorial Union, though.
Q: negative

A: I had dinner here one night and 1st it was a long black hair in my stuffed mushrooms, they took them back and gave me another order for FREE!! Then I threw up ALL my food as soon as I walked out the door. I thought I was just super full but as soon as I opened my mouth, it all came out! I did accidentally order med rare instead of med well, that could of been the issue BUT I'm still never eating there again. Great server & strong drinks tho!
Problem: What would be an example of an positive (OPTIONS:
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Answer: I first went here on a Groupon and now come on a weekly basis. My girl does such a great job on my mink lashes and I always get compliments!!! I couldn't ask for a better professional and very nice staff. I'm always looking ready to go out because of this wonderful business. LOVE LOVE LOVE THEM!!!!! You will get hooked too :)
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Output: Best Soulfood I had since i've lived in Vegas and thats saying alot being that Vegas is deprived in the food catogory
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output: Creative menu, nice ambiance and great location!
Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A:
My one star might be a bit misleading, as I have not tried anything to eat or drink here. But this is because i have not been able to try anything because of all of the moms and dads and their offspring in the place. I have tried on THREE separate occasions to go in and try the coffee and waffles only to find all of the tables and the chairs at the bar occupied. I am always reassured by the staff that a table will soon open up, but I have waited up to 20 minutes only to find families camping at the tables. The last straw occurred on my visit on Tuesday, December 28th. Of course, all of the tables were occupied by "breeders" and their children, so we were going to take 2 of the chairs at the bar. Just as we were going to sit down, a woman puts her kids in the chairs to watch the waffles being made. Both the woman and the female staff person just looked at me, expecting me to make a scene, I suppose. I just stared at each, then walked out. As a member of a 1000+ person organization that just moved to Ballantyne, I will be recommending against visiting this place to all that will listen. To Chris D. in response to his/her comment: Your comment is understandable, however, you completely ignored the part about the person allowing her children to take up TWO seating areas while paying customers were trying to sit. Can this be expected in the future?