input: Write a negative yelp review.
output: This a letter I sent to Management: I was greatly disappointed with the way I was treated on a recent stay at your hotel. My wife planned my 60th birthday celebration for me at the Mirage Hotel six months in advance. We made specific request and were assured that you could accommodate us. We requested: Penthouse Suite, Best view of the Strip, No Smoking and close to elevators. Upon check-in, the Penthouse had a poor view of the strip (mostly highway) and was far from elevator. We returned to the registration counter and requested another room with the same criteria we were promised. We were assigned another Penthouse, however upon entering the suite we were overpowered by the stench of cigarette smoke, clearly not what we wanted. We once again returned to the registration and explained our disappointment. We were assigned our third penthouse suite which had a view of the strip but not a good one. (E-061) The suite could not have been further from the elevators. Buy this time I was very upset and quite frankly, tired of dealing with your staff. I accepted the accommodations with contempt. I knew you were no where near full occupancy, you could have done better. I brought with me 40 other people all staying at the Mirage Hotel because of me. I would have thought you would have treated me with more class and respect. We have stayed at the Mirage in the past, however, I seriously doubt that you or any of your sister hotels will be a part of my future. Very Disappointed, former patron,
input: Write a negative yelp review.
output: First of all, could you make this place more difficult to get to from the strip? Typical English Pub beer selection that you would find in any US English pub. Waitress informed us that they offer the only cask beer in all of Nevada. The free popcorn was a nice touch but my friend said they were stale. I thought they were just fine. Excited to see that they offered a buffalo burger but was disappointed when all I tasted was the blue cheese slathered on it. A previous reviewer on here made the same comment about the cheese I noticed. I will probably go back if I feel the need to trek 18 plus minutes off of the strip to get there.
input: Write a negative yelp review.
output:
If I could give these people less than 1 star I would. I ordered two bands from them with a six day shipping turnaround. These were simple bands with no customization other than engraving. I paid by credit card at the time of order. A week later the bands are still not shipped. I tried for two days to get someone to return a phone call - to no avail. I left two phone messages with a contact number. No one ever returned a phone call. Yesterday I finally got ahold of a human. The young lady, rather argumentative, told me that there was a delay in shipping and that my tracking number would definitely work today as they were going out last night. Well, today the tracking number doesn't work and we are playing phone tag again. This company is the worst. If they would spend half as much on customer service as they do on web ads, they might be better. Stay away. Do NOT shop here.