Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer: This place is adorable and serves up some goodies! They were out of the acai green tea but the watermelon mint iced tea was fantastically refreshing. My friend got the iced chai with almond milk - that's right, almond milk! The perfect option for a lactose intolerant and soy allergic person like me. I've been waiting to find a place that makes chai with almond rather than cow's or soy milk for ages. They're starting Tai Chi on Tuesday, April 22nd in the morning. Looking forward to starting off my day with some almond chai very soon!

Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer: (Lyrics - Red Hot Chili Peppers - Under The Bridge) It's hard to believe That there's no good Chinese food It's hard to believe That I'm so hungry At least I have her food The cafe she loves me Bo Bites as I am Together we try I don't ever want to feel Like I did that day Take me to the place I love Take me all the way (Asian Cafe Express!) Is where I ate some rice (Asian Cafe Express!) I could not get enough (Asian Cafe Express!) Don't forgot about my spice! (Asian Cafe Express!) I had to Yelp away.......... Cheap good Chinese style cuisine from all parts of the China! Sha-wha!? No it's Shu Mai stupid! Anyways, came here with 6 friends and we were going to do it the hard way; everyone order something, but instead we saw the Family Style Dinners. They had every region: Hong Kong, Northern, Szechuan, and even Spicy! Not sure where the spicy region came from, but we decided against it this time around since one of my buddies is wimp when it comes to spice. Along with the Family style comes with fried rice, white rice, and chow mein. Our 5 sides we order were XO Beef, Mapo Tofu, Fried Tofu, Calamari, and the last dish was Chicken, but not sure what it was called! My bad peeps! Overall my favorite was the XO Beef and Calamari. Just enough spice on the beef dish while the calamari was perfectly seasoned and breaded to a crunch munch! Service was friendly and fast, but the place was definitely a dive! In the end, the bill came to about $50 for 6 people, but we couldn't even finish -- Fail! - Enjoy!

Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer:
This place has a terrific patio, great service, and great food/drinks. Really fun spot for relaxing with friends and good conversation.