Premise: And I think ...

Hypothesis: I do not think at all.
Answer: no

Premise: 'Hello?' I held the speaker to my lips.

Hypothesis: I held the speaker up to my mouth.
Answer: yes

Premise: yeah and watch the cats tear it up

Hypothesis: And watch the cats turn it into shreds.
Answer: yes

Premise: Take the guided tour of the Galerie des Prisonniers.

Hypothesis: Tourists aren't allowed inside.
Answer: no