input: Write a negative yelp review.
output: Meh. I was really looking forward to trying out Takamatsu. After all, it is right up the street from our house. Dude and I joined Sarah R. and a large group (15-20, I think, many dropped in and out) here for her Sendoff Dinner. Yes, the quality service tends to decline when larger groups are present. But what we experienced was downright unacceptable. Really rude server. Mumbled and spoke too quietly and we seemed like a giant inconvenience to her. Brought rolls to our table that belonged to no one in our party, and got visibly peeved (eye rolling, dirty looks, etc.) when one of us told her politely it wasn't ours. Good luck getting water or utensils. Dude and I ended up just sharing a glass. Trying to cash out or get a check was a nightmare. Another server approached our party and asked Dude and I if some rolls were ours. They need a better way to keep track of tickets. Got to the point we walked up to the cashier, told him what we ordered and paid. Also, another server on Sarah's end of the table got frustrated with a new guest to our party and RIPPED UP his sushi ordering sheet. In front of customers ... And was that really necessary? We probably made a mistake ordering sushi at a Korean BBQ joint. But hey, sounded tasty! Tried the Las Vegas, Tiger, Rainbow and Heart Attack Rolls. Everything tasted the same. Way too much rice, thinly cut fish (to the point it looked like just the skins), and the breading on the Vegas Roll was bready and soggy. Like it had been sitting out a long time. And don't even get me started on the culinary clusterphuk that was that Heart Attack Roll. Come on: Eel sauce + spicy cheese sauce + cream cheese + jalapeno pepper does not equal a palate pleaser. I did; however, get to taste a piece of Sarah's spicy pork dish ... That was excellent! The bright side to this place? We had a wonderful time enjoying the company of our friends, and Takamatsu was OK with me bringing a cake for Sarah. Despite the dismal experience, I wanted to come back and try the Korean BBQ. That is, until Dude got an epic case of food poisoning. Going on day two. And we're talking about a guy that almost never gets sick. Can count on one hand after nearly 9 years together how many times he's been sick. Not worth $8.95/roll; sure as hell wasn't worth an 18% gratuity charge. I'll stick to Shimogamo for delicious sushi that matches the price, and will be on the hunt for another Korean BBQ place. Spare your digestive tract and avoid the sushi. Stick to BBQ if you go.
input: Write a negative yelp review.
output: Ah, good ol' 5 and Diner. We walked in and were greeted and seated almost immediately. To my horror we were seated by a Breeder and her 5 kids. One of the kids thought that the restaurant was her playground. She was running and screaming from the juke box back to her table. Honestly, I would have given the place a 3 if a manager had asked the lady to control her spawn. It was an accident waiting to happen and I couldn't hear what my lunch partner was talking about. I initially went in for a big, juicy burger, but my buddy and I saw a couple breakfast platters go by and it instantly changed our minds. I ordered eggs Benedict which came with a side of hash browns. I also ordered a slice of sourdough french toast. Well after a few mix ups with having to make sourdough french toast, I finally told the waitress to just give me a slice of regular french toast. The eggs Benedict were meh, the hollandaise sauce came out of a packet, I think, but Hey I was at a 5 & Diner. The french toast was very good! Nice and crispy on the outside and warm in the middle. yum. My pal had a giant waffle with eggs and a side of hash browns. He said that everything was perfect. The waffle wasn't too dry and crispy, and his hash browns were cooked perfectly. Will we go back? Maybe. We will certainly ask for a table far from kids. Maybe that will bump this place up to 3 stars!
input: Write a positive yelp review.
output:
This place is so beautiful at night! By day it is known as Encore Beach Club, by night it's known as Surrender Nightclub! While we were eating dinner at Switch Steakhouse, me and my friends were admiring the beauty of the place at night. At 2:30am after partying in our suite, we decided to head downstairs to Surrender because we decided to give up on XS. Yes, at 2:30am we were off to partying the night away. There was a line to get in, but I can't remember if it was long or not. Upon entering I thought to myself this place is so beautiful and it's outdoors, awesome! But there doesn't seem like much room to dance! The main dance floor, which is indoors was super packed but you were still able to maneuver around. I had fun here, but I would've had more fun if they didn't play house music for 30 minutes! Other than that, I thought it was a great place to party because it was outdoors! Which means no smelling everyone's musty ass! =) Oh, by the way I was waiting for someone to fall into the pool, unfortunately nobody did! DARN!