Problem: Our waitress did not come help us until half an hour after we were seated and did not even apologize. The hostess had to get our drinks and tell the waitress to come take our order.
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Problem: Sorry, guys. no way is this show worth more than 5 bucks. Let me start by saying I always kinda liked the ol Carrot Top even if he's kinda stupid. I'm not pretentious about comedy as I am totally down with the dumbest, stupidest thing you throw at me sometimes. Hell, Ive seen Gallagher like 3 times for crissakes! One of the worst comedy shows I've ever seen. BAR NONE. And I accidently saw Dane Cook once. I went to this show sort of as a joke thinking "it won't be all half bad," I got half price tickets. The prop comedy was ok at best, he barely did much of it. Wish he'd have done more of it, cause I laughed at it, at least. Any time he tried doing solid standup w/o props, it was just absolute garbage. The material was written as if he was trying to cater to every person from every part of the united states (I get it, I get it, he has to.), poking fun at rednecks, the president, rap guys, etc. I consider myself to be fairly liberal, but I seldom get offended by much, and I was kinda feeling like a country bumpkin watching this show because of how dumbed-down and vaguely racist I thought it was. To make matters worse every joke about any demographic group he was making a joke about had a stupid goofy sound effect, stupid mask, and/or little light show associated with it. As far as I'm concerned, it looked like something you would see at a high school talent show or on youtube. I was extremely dissapointed with how bad it was. I've seen gallagher a couple of times and I will take him over this carrot top show any day of the week. Maybe it was an off night for him. Kind of seemed that way, honestly. If I could give it a 0 star rating, I would. You couldn't give me a free room at the Luxor for a night to see that show again.
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Problem: Great location, great ambiance, the live bands are always great, the food is awful, but the staff and literally everything else is great. 6/10 would try again for food. 10/10 for ambiance. Some guy tried to pick me up and have a drink there once. Unrelated, but still a great memory.
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Problem: Worst service ever
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