Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer: Lucky Liquor Co is definitely our favourite cocktail place, having tried quite a few in an altruistic and obsessive desire for fairness and completeness. It's a low-key spot, and generally easy to get a table. For a while we'd settled on visiting their sister location, Brambles, but we could never get on with the basement setting. Others might consider it cosy and romantic, but we thought it claustrophobic and oppressive. And, to be honest, the cocktails never seemed that good. LLC is on the ground floor, and while it's a long and narrow venue, and it's generally dark when we're there, it still feels quite airy. They have a room in the basement, but we never sit there. Their twist on the cocktail is a fixed selection of spirits and mixers (no choosing your gin here), and a desire to find out your taste preferences before recommending a cocktail from their selection. S settled on a Gin Daisy at our first visit, and I had an extra dry vodka martini. Both excellent, and I'm afraid that in multiple further visits we've not had anything else. Creatures of habit. The service is excellent; really friendly and helpful. I'm hoping that it gets busy enough to stay in business, but not so busy that we can't get our favourite spot.

Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer: While tagging along with my bf on the UK leg of his tour, I was craving something that wasn't some omni meal with eggs and dairy left out of it. I wanted a meal that was made to be vegan. Also, since it was his birthday, it was another reason to break the tour bubble and venture out for something nicer than what was catered for us... For starters I had the tomato and fennel soup, and he had the beetroot croquettes. Not only did we drool over our own, we drooled over each other's. Next, I had the spiced cauliflower and almond tagine, and he had the whole roasted beef tomato filled with ratatouille and served with polenta chips. Now, normally I despise polenta. It's the reason why I didn't order what he had in the first place, but the both of us were not only stuffing our faces with our own food, but picking at each other's plates at the same time. We finished the meal with a freshly made dark chocolate and beet-root cake. So effing amazing. It was only slightly sweet, but incredibly moist and still warm from the oven. The staff is really polite and attentive. You don't really find many vegan/vegetarian places that do French food, so this place is definitely one to recommend!

Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer:
Meh, I've experienced better. But here's the thing. It's in my neighborhood and it's quick Chinese. What more can I say? I ordered the Veggie Lo Mein. The thing I loved about it, that I don't find in most, is that it was packed full of veggies. The thing I did not love was that the flavor was a little bit soy and a lot grease. Don't get me wrong, I know grease has it's place in take-out Chinese, but I'd like a little more flavor to my grease. Ya get what I'm sayin'? If it wasn't in my hood probably wouldn't be back. Since it is, I'll see ya when I'm lazy and didn't make dinner (which probably means next week).