Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: Discount Tires does some things very well, sell tires, get cars in and out very quickly and professionally. If there is a problem with the tires that isn't typical, their customer service skills and professionalism weren't apparent to me... I purchased a set of wheels and tires for my truck in July of 2011, have had a constant vibration at highway speeds since these were installed (until this past Wednesday, new tires from Firestone, they match prices too, go figure). Returning week after week (I work during the week, would go here on Saturdays) didn't solve it, they'd re-balance, tell me they were going to torque the rims with the vehicle up in the air, tell me they would do a road force balancing, etc. then blame the truck! I have lifetime alignments on the truck, every 5k there is an oil change, alignment adjustment and rotate and balancing. Front end has been checked by Nissan, Firestone and yours truly. I don't think things have changed that much in the industry from 15 years ago where I would call the manufacturer of the tire and work out a pro-ration and exchange for a different type of tire (customer pays for tread used) when a tire just doesn't work on a vehicle or someone isn't satisfied with the tires. I was at the point where I was ready to purchase 2 new to replace the worn and talk to Yokohama about pro-rating the other 2. Almost 3 years of "trying", we're done. Straw the broke the camel's back though was their selective measurement of the tire tread. 4 months ago, I was measured at 5/32nds (new is 10-12 and legally bald is 2-3). 2 months later I bring her to Discount to see how much I'll get for the mileage warranty and was told the tires are at 6/32nds.... no way they can do a mileage warranty. They wouldn't measure the center that was showing wear bars. I leave... 2 weeks later, have the truck at Firestone for her alignment and oil change, they measure the rear tires at 4/32nds and find a nail in a sidewall of one of them. OK, 4/32nds at FS, 6/32nds at DT, let's go use my replacement certificate. Of course, when measuring for a road hazard replacement, they only measure the center which is at 2/32nds. NOW he wants to talk mileage warranty?!??!?! Now I know why that lady threw her tire of the store in their commercials =). Ever not satisfied, just bring it back...? I tried, then I spent my hard earned money elsewhere.
Q: negative

A: The food was cold. The beans looked like they were sitting in a pot all day. The rice was old, cold and dry. The Pollo Diablo was full of grease in the burrito. The ginger with green onions was cold and not very appetizing . The teriyaki chicken my kids got was cold and terriyaki sauce had no good flavor and the sauce looked like it came right out of the refrigerator. The only thing we enjoyed was the quesadilla .
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer: I added a star because of the thoughtful touch of actual veggies in the veggie burrito. Other than that: I ordered delivery. $11 for guacamole? Uhg, I've had two glasses of wine already and I'm hungry. Ok, ORDER. What arrives? Two puny tiny little plastic cups of guac, and about 15 tortilla chips in a small paper bag. The cups were about the size of the sour cream side that came with my burrito. And, nothing to write home about either. Pretty bland food all around. My husband got the enchiladas with mole, which sounded pretty kick-ass from the description (pumpkin seeds! cinnamon! five different peppers! omg yum!) but it turned out to taste kind of like it looked: brown and runny. He was also feeling pretty sick about half an hour later.... Way overpriced. I've had much better Mexican food for much less money elsewhere. If this is what passes for good Mexican food in Madison, boy are we in trouble.
Input: OPTIONS:
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Generate a negative review for a place
Output: After discussing lunch plans and deciding that we were long overdue for some Mexican food my girlfriend and I decided to give Cantina 1511 a try. For starters, the hostess sat us in a relatively unoccupied section and then sat subsequent patrons right next to us. Although we were seated before the party next to us they got waited on first. A few minutes later, Tim, our waiter materializes to taken our order. Tim did take the time to help us navigate the menu and pointed out the main categories which was helpful. After careful consideration, I ordered the two tacos - a carnes asada and whatever the duck one is called. My girlfriend ordered the Enchiladas Verde. Interestingly enough, the fresh-made-to-order food came out not even 10 minutes after we ordered. We barely had time to enjoy the greasy and over-salted chips that tasted of old cooking oil and salsa that tasted slightly worse than Old El Paso. My girlfriend's entree arrives on a skillet with a pile of something under a pool of runny cheese and a another plate with two pitiful looking soft tacos (my entree). We had both ordered black beans which were void of any real flavor and a complete disappointment (don't get me started on the Charro beans). A minute or two into digging into her meal, my girlfriend realizes that there's chicken in her enchiladas. We soon figured out she had been given the wrong entree. Despite the mistake, the entree tasted like something you might get at a Senior's Center on Mexican food night. Thankfully she is no longer vegetarian. We quickly flagged down the waiter and explained the mistake. He said he would check with the kitchen but then showed up a few minutes later with our check. Needless to say, we'll not be giving this place a second chance.
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output: Ok first I will clarify, I do rent a room here as I'm an esthetician, skin queen, waxer and bronzing specialist. I could go anywhere for the following services but Love the quality I've received. Picky to describe me is by far an under statement. I see Gustavo Felix for amazing, healthy blonde hair. His color placement technic is beyond all the years I've had partial highlights put all over and damaged my hair. Im thankful to have been educated on why that is not correct. Next is Rosemary Ramsey, she does shellac on the hands and amazing Pedi's with Opi Polish. Love getting pampered by her! Vilma Blum does NRT and Massage Therapy. She's helped with pulled or strained muscles and also gives a realllllly good massage. Wether your looking for therapeutic or pure relaxation she nails it. She's also a registered nurse.
Q: negative

A:
NOT impressed. My order took forever because they basically lost it. Won't go into the details, but it was poorly handled on several levels. Not a good start. They just opened, so I'd give them a pass, if the food had made up for it. But, sadly, it fell short. My 2 carne asada tacos? Meh. Poor value - very small tacos, generic store-like tiny tortillas, very thin, that probably should have been doubled up. Small-to-moderate quantity of meat, which wasn't so lean and seemed of lower quality. Nice seasoning helped, but meat was still lacking. Lousy value - the tacos were something like $2.79 each, vs $1.29 for street tacos at Los Taquitos, which are FAR superior. This was more of a snack than a meal. Not bad, but not all that good, especially for the price. Probably won't be back, too many better options in the area.