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Output: This review is more about the experience with the executive chef than the food at Booger restaurant. So we were at Burgr restaurant and had just ordered a $ 15 burger when I noticed that Christine from Hell's Kitchen was standing around talking to two of her friends. I didn't want to interrupt so I waited 10 minutes before one of her friends left. That's when I decided to ask her if she could take a picture with us. I gave my camera to a waitress and politely began to request, "I am sorry to interrupt..." Even before I can get the next words out, she RUDELY said twice while raising her finger, "Oh, but you are interrupting!" Never have i been so disgusted/appalled at one's behavior toward another polite human, especially after waiting so patiently. The nerve of this person. She is merely a reality star and she thinks that she is a hot celebrity. I am not sure if even most real celebrities would behave in such a rude manner. It must be because she knows that her food SUCKS and that her gig will be over soon and her 5 seconds of fame will be up. Mr. Ramsey, you made a big mistake in selecting Christine as your winner and executive chef. Also, the food was bland and the meat was overcooked, so i would not recommend going to a place where the executive chef is rude and the place is overpriced!

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Output: My earlier review was written out of naivete and insanity. Sure, it's not worth it to drive to Gus's, but this place works for delivery in a pinch. Lately I have taken to ordering delicious spinach pizza with a side of garlic knots. My best dude used to work at this place and he claims the garlic knots aren't even that good? I BEG TO DIFFER. They're the best part of every Gus-related meal. In short, this restaurant is great for pizza delivery, especially if you are too drunk to know the difference between halfway decent pizza and delicious pizza. I give it an extra star for routinely fast deliveries.

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Output: Bakery review. Tasteless cookies and pastries. Doesn't compare to the legit Italian bakeries in Philly and SF. Not even going to comment on how they compare to their true Italian kin.

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You guys are too kind. MacRae's review was on the mark but conceded one too many stars. This is 1985. Old, ugly, worn out, and dirty. Time to replace the carpet and the furniture, y'all. In 1985 no one had laptops, phones, kindles, and notebooks to charge. In 2013 they do, and "Sky Harbor" hasn't adapted. Does the general manager ever wonder why people are sitting on the floor by the wall outlets. There was one charging station that I saw, but it didn't work. Did I mention that the waiting areas at the gates weren't large enough for the number of people on the flight? There is free WiFi. And unlike SD, there is more than one runway.