Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer: I'll start out by saying I hate country music, I was very sceptical when my wife drug me to this. But it was very entertaining. The guy is funny as hell, a good voice and good guitar player. And when I read on yelp that it's just him and his guitar, I thought it would suck, but it was the perfect fit. Not a lot of people could entertain a crowd that good for nearly 2 1/2 hours (!) Subtract one star because he bashed some of the music I grew up on.

Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer: All I can say is check your receipt and accounts I visited as an out of town guest and was charged four times my check and when I contacted the resturant I was told I couldn't speak to a manager because it was the lunch hour rush and they would have to call me back needless to say the issue never got resolved through them and I had to go through my bank I will never visit here again and the food wasn't that great neither was the service the only good thing was they validated the parking so it was free

Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer:
cool semi-little lounge in the brand spankin' new cosmopolitan hotel. the mister and me arrived around 9:00 in order to secure seating for the ultra cool, ultra talented mayer hawthorne's FREE set and the place was pretty crowded, but seats we did find, and they were pretty comfy. my big chair swung all the way around, so there was no neck craning action. drinks were fairly priced--$9.00 for each jameson little wifey imbibed, and i've been charged $12.00 for the same elsewhere, so that was pretty nifty. cocktail waitresses going kinda crazy due to the hordes, which was both good and bad--good cuz i hate being hounded if i want to nurse a drink, and bad cuz it was clear the waitress had forgotten to input the order from the couple sitting next to us. stage is most excellently situated so that the performer is basically standing kind of in the bar itself, and the sound was clear despite the chaotic casino action mere feet away. bar menu includes deep fried mac and cheese balls, brats, dogs and the like--nothing vegan, but i was just idly looking... a cool place to hang. :)