Teacher:Given a text, write a compressed version of it in a single sentence.
Teacher: Now, understand the problem? Solve this instance: "But this, of course, is not Southwest's fault, except insofar as Southwest makes its seats so cheap that even drunken assholes can fly across this great country of ours."
Student:
However it is not Southwest's fault that they make seats so cheap that even drunks can fly across the country.