input: Write a negative yelp review.
output: Okay, I gotta admit, I hate giving this place a 3 star rating because the massage itself was AWESOME. But here's the problem, the massage therapist talked the ENTIRE time. No joke. It wasn't relaxing. When I pay $75 for an hour massage, I want to leave feeling relaxed, renewed and free of worry. Instead, I left with information about her boyfriend, her life, her mom, etc. The other issue-- she wanted me to talk back! I would have to answer the 'you know?' question and say a 'yeah' and an 'mmhm' While I thought the massage techniques felt great, it was ruined by the non-stop chatter. Sadly, I have not and will not return. It just not worth $75.
input: Write a positive yelp review.
output: You may have to look a little... They have some pretty Cool Furniture! Teak Root "Tables"? Objects! Cool "Door" Re-purposed to be a Table Top!!! These wee the stand-outs to me! I consider some of this furniture more Masculine and "Designers-Call" some Great Finds, though if you have Females in the House you may want to let them have some say in the selection! Dude Working here was great to speak with and I should not have said to him "These prices are low"!
input: Write a negative yelp review.
output:
The Fremont Freak Show--trailer park/redneck entertainment at its finest. It's really sad that downtown has improved sooooo much with dining and bars but yet they still let the freaks and other bad elements in-every step someone asking you for money-every other step someone yelling at you because you won't give them money. Meth/crack heads ready to stab you at any moment. Maybe most of the tourists enjoy it because they can't afford to go on the strip for real entertainment. I've personally gone to container park and the new restaurants/bars which are beyond fabulous-MTO cafe (but saw a drug bust happening outside while we were eating), eat, container park, The griffin, the cocktail room--------but I've had it with all those so called entertainers. I can't take it anymore . Guess I will be hanging on the strip from now on if they can't clean up the rif raff For Gods sake-someone tried to rob my Dad at fremont. Casino-where were the security???!!!!!!!! Contain these people Fremont street experience-put all the 'entertainers' in one area or on the side streets. They're not making all your renovations look very appealing!!'!!!!!!! Won't ever return until this problem is fixed--and I so dearly want to return to all the wonderful places that have opened. Such potential with what's there-but the potential will never be successful until you remove those people!!!!! One other mention-WHY do parents bringing their children to this insanity? WTH! Have you no moral sense or any regard for your child's welfare??!!