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Output: Stumbled on this place for breakfast. I love watching Guy so was excited to try the food. Unfortunately not impressed at all. I ordered the Chilaquiles which sounded delicious. Despite the place being very busy my food was just lukewarm when it came out and the whites of my eggs weren't cooked. I'm all about a runny yolk but not a fan of runny whites. The service was pretty good though. It didn't make up for the very mediocre food.

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Output: Wow! Don't criticize management too much in your review or they will have your review removed. Great seafood. Atrocious service. Was 3 star review, but is now 1 star for censorship.

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Output: Ordered regular BBQ Chicken. I guess I haven't been here for a few months? When did this happen? Macaroni Salad & BBQ Chicken = 4 stars Mini Portions of Rice = ZERO! 2 scoops = 2 bites? See posted pictures. The Blade of Plastic fork is longer than the Scoop! I thought of ordering extra rice but at 90cts/scoop? OMG that's 90cts/bite? They have the nerve to serve these mini scoops to a Rice eating Asian? If all other L&L's are serving Mini Scoops of Rice,I'll give my business to one of the other Hawaiian Restaurants nearby. Yelpers please let me know if same is true at other locations.

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I liked the place even when I thought it was a chain. I REALLY liked it when I found out it was independently owned and operated. I've been here lots of time - but I don't even remember much about the pizza. It was good, and other folks liked it, but I got the lasagna the first time I went there and it was so good, it's hard to try other things. I've strayed a bit, but I keep going back to that. Huge portions and a fun family atmosphere - though when all the seats are full it can get a bit tight. It's not a huge place, but big enough I thought it was a chain though it's an independent building. Meals run $12 to $23 ish, but they also run HUGE. And not only can you share, but if you tell them you're sharing then for a few bucks more they'll split it onto 2 plates and give you an extra dinner salad. Definitely a bonus. Last note - if you go when the weather is nice they have a really great outdoor seating area. The chairs aren't special, but the sides and top are covered w/ really pretty vines. Perfect way to eat good Italian food - al fresco.