Question:
I was invited to go and watch The Mummy 3 this morning , but wanting to save money , not liking Mummy 2 or Jet Li and having plans to go and watch The Dark Knight again with my parents I did n't go . I ' m so glad I had seen Batman before as well , because all the way through there was this kid asking ' Why 's Batman got that grenade ? ' and ' Why 's that man got paint on his face ? '

What is the narrator discussing in the text ?
Answer:
They are discussing going to the movies .

Question:
A couple of men wandered past , looking him up and down . He wondered why , but then concluded that they were no doubt impressed with his outfit . Howard Moon suddenly felt confident : he was an explorer and certainly looked the part tonight . He checked his compass one last time before putting it away .

What do you know about the speaker ?
Answer:
They are well dressed .

Question:
The missus told me that I should shop inside the farmers ' market , but the stand in the parking lot had live ducks , whose feet would obviously be fresher than the ones inside the market in the freezer . So , after a few minutes of flying feathers and fitting four ducks for tiny wheelchairs , I had my feet in my hand and was heading back to the car . That 's when I got robbed by a pack of PETA freaks . They took all the money , beat me with my duck feet and ran off into the night . So , the money is all gone . But you 're all welcome to come by anytime for a sample of 2008 Duck Feet Olympic Soup .

What may be the reason for going through all of that trouble for duck feet ?
Answer:
They really wanted to make soup .

Question:
i ' m a nice person so i tried to be civil with you , but that was apparently too subtle so i ' ve had to resort to being a total jerk to get you to back off and even that does n't work ! just stop messaging me , stop telling people we dated , and STOP trying to act like such a helpless pathetic victim who did n't do anything to deserve this . JUST STOP6 .

Why is the narrator being more aggressive with their verbiage ?
Answer:
They are rebuffing an earlier soft attempt .