IN: Not sure how it 's possible that we were so hungry by 11:00 a.m. , but we were . We eyed the other would - be diners in line suspiciously as we waited for the cozy bakery to open its doors at 11:30 . Heaven help the line - cutters , that 's all I can say .
What may be the reason heaven will need to help the line cutters ?

OUT: They were being threatened .

IN: After a week of finding blood on toilet paper and a little in the actual pot , I went to my local doctor . He said I had internal hemorrhoids and it was nothing that could n't be fixed . He gave me a prescription for a cream and ( gasp ) suppository which I reluctantly filled .
Why was the narrator finding blood around their body ?

OUT: They had an issue with their anus .

IN: You buy two!We also saw where Will & Jada vacation ... And Shaq 's blue getaway ... And the house they use for MTV reality shows ... And Elizabeth Taylor 's place ... And Julio Iglesias 's house . And then ... things got a little fuzzy . Which means I have a whole lot of pictures of homes , with no idea ... Who they ... Belong to ... Back in the city , we drove past Versace 's place , which is now a club . With a very excited door man !
What were they doing ?

OUT:
They were on a bus tour of celebrity homes .