question: I had to sleep that way , since there was no way to flatten it out again . I woke up at about 7:00 and there was still no power , so I went back to sleep until about 9:00 . Since there was STILL no power , I decided I 'd call Progress Energy .

OPTIONS:
- Toilet wo n't work
- None of the above choices .
- Fridge food will spoil
- Air will dampen furniture
Q: What is NOT a consequence for this predicament

answer: Toilet wo n't work

question: I am cranky today . Was cranky yesterday . Hmmm ... could it be because I decided on a whim to do the Wild Rose Herbal D - Tox diet ( I say diet because I ' ve forgone the supplements - no real flushing of the system for me ) ?

OPTIONS:
- None of the above choices .
- They will lose weight guaranteed .
- They will have to go to the bathroom .
- They will only eat carbs .
Q: What will happen with the narrator and their diet ?

answer: They will have to go to the bathroom .

question: The PINnacle of The Weekend Most irritating of all was work . I brought my laptop home because the boss wanted me to work on something over the weekend . So I tried .

OPTIONS:
- The narrator is a careless employee .
- The narrator is a lazy employee .
- None of the above choices .
- The narrator is an aloof employee .
Q: How would the narrator be described by their work superiors ?

answer:
None of the above choices .