Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: Can someone explain to me how Chipotle's stock has gone up when they serve such bland Mexican? It's almost like the Ikea/white guy version of Mexican. Ick, ick, ick. I love Baja Fresh soooo much more where the food is not only hot--mine being cold from here (not the meat, but the beans and rice were cold)--but so much tastier. Tried the chicken meat which was ok, but the steak...OMG...it's like someone poured hot sauce all over the steak and said proudly to themselves, "OK..now it's Mexican." Not. Never again. I really hate the cold, bland food served here and am just scratching my head how anyone--other than those who have never had great Mexican--could even like it. What give folks? I just do not get it at all...and I mean at all. Back to Baja Fresh for me: hot food, cooked just for me and good sauces not some Tabasco bottles sitting around. This Chipolte chain sucks big time....ick. OK, I tried it again yesterday. This is my review: If you love non-spiced, mediocre, fake Tex-Mex Mexican food this is your place. It's edible I get that, but surely for $7 or so you can get better. This is Phoenix after all! I heard a nice looking man in his early 60's talking to his wife and grandkids next to my table about how wonderful the food is "as usual." Goes to show you that one man's trash is another man's treasure. I think the food is about so bland as it comes myself. But, then again, maybe his wife's cooking sucks--and from her size 4 size--it probably does, so Chipotle is wonderful compared to her cooking? Only thing I could think of that would make an intelligent man rave about this bland mattress stuffing crap they try to pass off as Mexican. ...and their darn stock is still going up. I guess I just do not get it at all at this place.
Q: negative

A: The great scholar George W. Bush once delivered the wise words "Fool me once, shame on you.....you fool me you can't get fooled again"....apparently this one along with many other of his sayings were unfortunately untrue. I ventured here nearly a year ago when they took over a previous smoothie joint and the decor and general feel looked very promising and after trying some concoction with berries, kiwi, and some citrus, I thought it was fairly one-dimensional, maybe a tad watered down, and had no desire to invest in a punch card for return visits. Fast forward to today when I needed a pick-me-up before jumping on the highway for my half hr commute home from work. With 20 yelp reviews averaging 4 stars, I figured it couldn't be half bad, right? By no means am I a smoothie snob, since I've had my share of overly sweet, watered down, improperly proportioned mixture of fruits, or too much additives like yogurt or vitamin supplements, and I've been completely OK since it's all mostly healthy stuff compacted into liquid form involving less effort on my part and fairly palatable. Walking in, I noticed there was a large poster advertising a "seasonal pumpkin smoothie perfect for the fall!" which was strike 1. Strike 2 was when I asked about the all fruit smoothies made with fresh fruit and the guy behind the counter was like "Oh, you don't want to try those since they taste too sour"......let's take a step back and think about this....we're not talking about catching salmon right off the coast or farm raised chickens here, this is fruit you pulsate into a blender with ice and perhaps some sweetener, shouldn't one be able to find some decent fruit down the street that has some resemblance to the fundamental taste of sweet? Now as I'm about to pick one of their standard ones with frozen fruit juice, he then talks me into trying his personal favorite..."the Islander" with fresh guava, peach, pineapple, and passion fruit? Kinda ambitious since none of these fruits are necessarily available or in season. Had I not been anxious to rush home and get my smoothie on the go, I would have immediately returned this concoction and had him personally taste my smoothie not to necessarily prove a point, but to have him swallow a mouthful just so he could empathize with my experience. Pretty sure the island this smoothie was named after was Antarctica since there was nothing resembling a fruit flavor in this beverage and the predominant flavor was crushed ice. Vitamin water would have tasted like a milkshake compared to this watered down mess that was "1 lower" if the Spinal Tap volume knob had a measure for sweetness. There were chunky bits of fruit that I could not identify as anything within the description and reminded me of the rough core of an unsweet pineapple or the white rind of a watermelon....completely unpalatable on any level. I imagine when the Nazi guy chose the wrong cup in Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade, his reaction may have been the same as when he took a sip of the Islander (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WtcZv89Hspk). It's one thing to be duped for picking the wrong item on a menu, but when you go for what's considered the premium stuff (fresh fruit) and get the personal staff endorsement (the Islander), it is pretty inexcusable for something that can be made at home with a blender and an accessible supermarket of any level of quality. I shalt not be fooled again...
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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- positive) review?

Answer: I went here for dinner and food was okay. I went here for a night out and it was packed. The music was not that great and neither was the crowd. The bouncers gave us a hard time with our IDs because we were out of state. I would not recommend this place for a night out. I would however recommend this place for an afternoon football game and some beers.
Input: OPTIONS:
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Generate a positive review for a place
Output: Been wanting to check out Yo Pauly's, and today hubby and I did. What a gem! I love pizza by the slice, cuz you can get different tastes. NY pizza rocks (thin crust baby!), and this place does NOT disappoint. .. great thin crunchy crust on big slices!! Hubby tried pepperoni with jalapeno and boy -- what a taste treat WOW!!! I got the almost white pizza ... loved that ricotta and those dollops of sauce!! We are definitely returning -- gotta try their lasagna cuz that ricotta was the smoothest I have ever tasted!!!
input: Write a positive yelp review (OPTIONS:
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output: I'm not a huge fan of sweets, but I'm a huge fan of Sumi's! I love all of her dessert buns and pastries! The dessert buns are reasonably priced and so many varieties to choose from. I personally love the butter cream, mocha cream and crumbs buns. The fillings aren't too sweet--exactly how I like it. I also ordered a small whipped cream strawberry cake from here and it was perfect. I'm usually really reluctant to try cakes because most of the time they tend to be too sweet and sugary. However, the cake from Sumi's is so creamy with the right amount of sweetness--just enough to leave you wanting more. I highly recommend Sumi's Cakery for your sweets cravings. If you do decide to buy a cake though, make sure you let her know a few days in advance so she'll reserve one for you. The ones on display are sold fast.
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This is a review of the gym only. See others reviews for general hotel information. Gym had 1 incline/flat bench and a DB rack up to 50 lbs I think. It had 3-4 cardio machines- elliptical, stepper etc. Well lit, decent open floor space, appeared fairly new. For a hard-core workout person like me, it was truly pathetic. I walked 3 blocks and paid $15 to use the LA Fitness on 27th and Water Street. The LA fitness is well equipped- it only needs some kettlebells, TRXs and some other crossfit like gear and space to be ideal for me. I'd give them 4 stars for a travel gym. Suggestions for this hotel- don't invest a penny in the gym, instead negotiate a rate with the LA fitness and direct people to go there for a lower charge than $15/day. If it was on my hotel bill, my employer might even cover it.