Problem: Write a positive yelp review.
A: i'd been to frederick's exactly one time before my visit on sunday and had really enjoyed this coffee shop hidden away up the stairs. unfortunately my enjoyment for this coffee shop didn't mix with my lack of enjoyment fighting the crowds in town so i'd not been back after the first visit. however, looking for a quick bite to eat at sunday lunch time offered the perfect opportunity for a visit. i was in a bit of a rush, so was extremely grateful that this place was not crowded and i could secure a table for myself right next to one of the windows that looks down onto frederick street. the waiter was straight over to take my order and he seemed to realise my need for a quick lunch as my tomato and bread salad was brought over very promptly. this followed my cup of english breakfast and a glass of water. my salad was huge and lovely and freshly made. lots of slices of mozarella mixed with crispy pieces of toasted sundried tomato ciabatta and chopped tomatoes, onions, cucumbers and leafy greens. it was perfect to fill up my tummy and the whole meal costing only 7 it was perfect to not empty my wallet. on my way out the door i noticed a nice variety of cakes and cupcakes, so hopefully on my next visit i'll have more time to eat one of these with a coffee after my meal.

Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A: Had the chicken sandwich, my sister had the guiltless chicken. 30 minutes after ordering, our waitress came over to ask again what we had ordered because she had forgot to put the order in. Food was flavorless, plain. Was there a few nights ago for drinks after the game, waiter wouldnt allow 3 of us to sit at a 4 top table (but had a party of 1 sitting at a 4 top right next to the table we were going to sit at). Do they even have tables for 3?? 15 minutes later... he asked his manager and allowed us to sit there. Overall, its a close spot to PNC but given both experiences, wouldnt return.

Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A:
I will not be back at all! The last time I went was the final straw. It took an hour for the two of us to get food and there where only about 5 tables with people at them. There was a table of 4 sat after we where that got their food, eaten and left before our food even arrived at the table. The server never came back for drink refills and when I asked to talk to the manager she claimed that they where really busy and that she was sorry it had taken so long. If the food had been good then it wouldn't have been as big of a problem but it looked like someone threw up on my plate. SO NASTY!