Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: Some friends raved when this business, acquired by Tony Hsieh's Downtown Project, re-opened without the casino but with a bar, large lounge area I guess which is for Downtown Project-bots, and a grill. The grill is what I was interested in. My colleague and I went there for lunch. There were a couple of problems. I ordered a cheeseburger, my friend a hamburger, both with fries. It took about 20 minutes to be served, and that's a long time for a greasy spoon type joint to get the food to your table. Also, my cheeseburger (and the lettuce to go with) was sitting for about five minutes under a heat lamp. Why it takes longer to cook a hamburger than a cheeseburger, I don't know. My friend asked for mayo on the side. The mayo sat under a heat lamp for several minutes. I asked for the special sauce, which was promoted on the menu but for some reason wasn't on our sandwiches. The waitron told us there was no "special sauce." (Double-checked - it was on the menu, not our burgers, though.) Also, the menu promoted the Parmesan buns. There weren't any Parmesan buns that we could discern. And I also asked for a pickle. My colleague got a pickle, but I didn't. I like pickles. These extraordinary requests sent the diner into some sort of tailspin. Our waitron was diverted by some complicated stock transactions or some such and couldn't find a pickle, the side of mayo slowly warming under the heat lamps, or the missing special sauce that she says doesn't exist, so I asked another waitron for those items. Go forward another five minutes, and the replacement waitron delivered a pickle and the side of mayo. The burgers themselves, cooked medium, were fine, as were the steak fries. Still, 90 minutes at this place and two screwed up orders - well, one very screwed up order at least - was too much.
Q: negative

A: This has been my go to car wash since it opened well over 15 years and boy has it gone down hill. Today I arrived at 12:20pm with only one other car waiting in the ticket writing/vacuum area. There was one guy vacuuming the other car and 4 others standing there. Each, at some point in my ridiculous 5+minute wait for my ticket to be written, came over to offer me an oil change, a wind shield replacement, fuel etc but not one could write a ticket. Finally the magic ticket writer appeared and wrote my ticket. My car went through the car wash in sub 3 minutes as it was out before I was done paying and it was evident how 'fabulous' of a job they did on the vacuuming. Clearly nothing had been done but I was just over this whole experience. Waiting outside in this lovely 105+ heat, I noticed they have turned their misters off as well. Great customer experience and satisfaction...not! The inside was barely wiped down but I didn't want to spend one more minute here. Also, while I was inside the cashier was very sweet and when I commented that they needed more ticket writers, she agreed. Not sure how Danny's expects to increase sales if you can't even get a ticket written! Better yet, how about they cross train one of the 4 guys standing around doing nothing to write a ticket in a timely manner. As a final note, when I pulled away I went left, not right as most people do and saw 5 more Danny's employees hanging out under a tree. Guess I know where all everyone went. Later Danny's!
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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- positive) review?

Answer: The pizza was great. I will eat it again. The servers were a little rude and almost "too busy" to help us but the worst thing was that our server brought our napkin-wrapped silverware to us by carrying it in his armpit. Besides being against the health code, our napkins smelled like armpit sweat and were damp to the touch. We couldn't use them. Order the pizza to go. Don't eat at the restaurant unless you want sweat-stained napkins.
Input: OPTIONS:
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Generate a negative review for a place
Output: Absolute worst bar service I've ever received. After ordering a beverage and waiting for my companions to order the bartender said "If you're not going to tip, go sit somewhere else". After I explained that I was paying for the round so I'd need to have them order and pay before I could tip....and still no apology. Amazing
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output: Super tasty grub!
Problem: What would be an example of an positive (OPTIONS:
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Answer:
Heavens to Betsy! When I popped into this place to meet Miss Jenny L, I initially thought she'd totally dropped the ball! GG is not the most polished looking of places and I'd go as far to say it looks a little shabby, a little cheap and a tad on the garish side. But that's all so minor when it come to everything else. Service wise it's spot on. Friendly, swift and non intrusive (the holy trinity!). However, it's the food where this place really hits the 4/5 stars. With a modest menu consisting of breakfasts (all day I thunk), burgers and sandwiches, it's easy to navigate and promotes the feeling that they don't do a lot, but what the do, they do well. This was most certainly the case with the 'Ultimate' breakfast which managed to defeat me (I know! I've let down my gender and my Glasgonian brethren). The 'Ultimate' hopped into my life with it's scrambled eggs, muffin, bacon, venison sausages (I'm gonna say yum, but in truth I've never really been a big venison fan), haggis (genuine yum) and salad (hahahahahahahahaha). It was awesome and stands out as one of the best I've had in a good while. As with Jenny, I'd reserve the fifth star to see how it deals with a bigger crowd and entirely agree that a dinner munched in the lower seating area could well be the saddest occasion known to man. Something as simple as a lick of paint and some tlc could easily see this place be outstanding. For now, it's just plain awesome!