Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: overall, this was a pretty unimpressive, and almost downright deeply disappointing experience. went on a recommendation of a friend. got there, the decor was *almost* on point, but things not quite right. like, pulled from the pages of trend-orama magazine, but literally pulled, nothing there seemed put together organically all these different styles and colors and stuff put together because it *should* look good together. like, if it were clothes, it would be like buying the designer labels without actually having any style to put it together. i digress, but walking in honestly put me off a bit and made me feel like it could be a denny's in disguise. however i gave it a shot. menu was interesting, kind of really disjointed, but DID have a lot of veggie options which was good. had a lot of different worlds going on - thai dishes, crepes (french), cous cous, good ol' shepards pie and the like. how can one restaurant excel in all of these things? well, quite frankly it can't. and they proved it. i ordered the shrimp, scallop and crabmeat crepe with a champagne sauce and it was cold. cold as ice. why would seafood be cold if they just cooked it? where was the champagne sauce? the crepe was tiny, and flavorless, and the seafood was flavorless, and the sauce non-existent. i could've been eating my napkin and had the same taste sensation. other app ordered, goat cheese on crostini- a friend got this and crostini wasn't toasted and it had too much goat cheese on it. such a simple offering- how can you mess that up? sadly, service was amost as bad as food. the fellow who waiting on us was very nice, however, the restaurant was empty, and we never got a drink refill once. never got out plates picked up and generally sat around waiting for him for a total of about 1hr longer than we should've (or WANTED) to be there. sad, disappointing - food, ambiance, service, this place struck out in all three.
Q: negative

A: Awful restaurant! This place USED TO BE AWESOME when it was Lolita's. The new-age Mexican food they offered was flavorful and every dish was a culinary experience. Since this place became Coconuts the food has turned to crap. Everything we tried was overcooked, under seasoned and swimming in tasteless sauce. Tables were sticky and dirty, not tablecloths, and poor service given. Do yourself a favor and do not come to eat here. It's a waste of time and money.
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer: I am not an apple user but I came to this store with a friend and spent two plus hours here today. This experience left me with a lot of questions. First off, why do they feel the need to blast pop music over the speakers throughout the store? Why don't they have any sound dampening insulation in the walls or ceiling to help mitigate the noise of 100 plus people trying to talk over the blaring pop music? Why don't they have some kind of queueing system to allow the aforementioned 100 plus people there on a random Saturday to ask questions of a sales person on a first come first serve basis? Why are all the staff hipster teenagers who seem to know little or nothing about the products they sell or technology in general? Why do these empty-headed hipster teenagers feel the need to make YOU feel like you are the one who has the problem, not the product or device you are trying to use. And lastly, why didn't they have the a/c in the store cranked up to max considering that it was 100 degrees outside and the place was filled with 100 plus customers and a bunch of "genius" hipster teenagers? I know, I know, Best Buy is not any better. Not one bit. But based on all the zealous iworship of the almighty Apple, I was expecting more.
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Generate a positive review for a place
Output: I am a huge fan of this place, great oysters, great steaks, great vibes, young hip crowd with a few richies mixed in. 5 star for the food, and service!
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output: We went to Distrito for the first time on a Saturday night. Pleasantly surprised by the colorful decor, open doors overlooking an amazing park and the creative menu. We were celebrating a birthday so we went LARGE and ordered just about everything! The blood orange margarita will have you craving more...seriously fantastic! We ordered all the appetizers and LOVED them all! We pretty much all had cravings for tacos so we ordered a couple of the taco bars to share and it was delicious. Some of the best guacamole I've ever had and the chips are homemade and perfect. Our service was superb! Our waitress Hillary saw to each and every detail and was well seasoned on the menu and how things were prepared...we all think that's very important! There was no disappointment with her suggestions. The manager Ben was attentive and came to our table a few times making sure everything was perfect, exactly like a good manager should. We ended our evening with yummy cappuccino and dessert. My only disappointment was no flan...I would highly recommend this gem in the middle of Old town Scottsdale! They even have free valet parking. Jose Garces should be proud of this establishment.
Problem: Write a positive (OPTIONS:
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A:
Cheap, good, and they give a great amount of shrimp!