2 . The laptops are crap , and the students mess with them so much that they become ever more crappy . Did I mention that my desktop computer will be replaced by a laptop ? I sincerely hope they give me something halfway decent . OPTIONS:
- None of the above choices .
- The narrator is a student .
- The narrator is a teacher .
- The narrator makes desktops .

A: Who is the narrator ?

I was , but it was because I was laughing so hard . Moose told me the following ; some of it I remember , most of it I do n't . Apparently I was dreaming ( or maybe I was hallucinating ) that we were dancing at a football game , where all attendees were given a bag that contained magic blue shoes . OPTIONS:
- I was infected with dilirium .
- The idea of everyone at a football game wearing magic shoes and dancing is funny .
- None of the above choices .
- I told a good joke .

A: Why was I laughing ?

Yamapi exclaims and bows again . They talk a bit more about the DVD and Yamapi says thanks again and then they part ways . Everyone in the room found it odd that Yamapi has n't spoken at all and the meeting was already halfway through . He was also wearing this really odd bonnet . OPTIONS:
- They are unnerved by his lack of speaking .
- They are unnerved by him selling DVDs .
- They are unnerved by him being on the DVD .
- They are unnerved by him destroying the DVDs .

A: Why are some unnerved by Yamapi 's behavior ?

How dare they treat that day as a selling point ? How dare they gloss over their own failures and stupidity and condescending , patronizing pablum ? I remember 9/11 , but I remember the week that followed , too . Had the president announced , on live TV , " We know where those responsible are , and we need volunteers to bring them out , " thousands if not millions of us would have been heading in the right direction after the last digit in the GPS coordinates was given . OPTIONS:
- None of the above choices .
- It was a big frustration for fans .
- It was a heart breaker for the fan base .
- It was a tragedy .

A:
Why is the narrator angry by the event referenced ?