(CNN) -- Newman, Jerry Seinfeld's diabolical nemesis and United States postal worker, was denied his dream transfer to Hawaii when the Post Office discovered he hadn't been delivering a lot of the mail he was supposed to be.

Unfortunately for Brent Morse, life isn't a Hollywood sitcom.

The former Kentucky postal worker was sentenced to six months in federal prison for "destroying, hiding and delaying the delivery of at least 44,900 pieces of mail," according to David J. Hale, the U.S. attorney for the Western District of Kentucky.

Morse, a mail carrier for five years, stored the nearly 45,000 pieces of undelivered mail at his deceased mother's home and, just like Newman, at rented storage facilities near his home and mail route in western Kentucky.

The majority of the mail was meant for around 250 homes in the community of Dawson Springs, and it was meant to be delivered between March 2011 and March 2013, Hale said.

Adel Valdes, a U.S. Postal Inspector in Louisville, said Morse's motive was: "He wanted to pick up his kids from school every day at a certain time."

Valdes said the owner of one of the storage centers noticed a large amount of mail and USPS equipment when Morse failed to properly shut his unit's door, so he called authorities.

Morse, 34, was not charged with stealing the contents of the undelivered mail, according to Hale, but he was ordered to pay nearly $15,000 in restitution for losses incurred by two businesses that mail commercial circulars.

1. Who hopes to move to a tropical location?
2. Does he have a job there waiting?
3. Where is he hoping to go?
4. What did his employer find out?
5. Is he a real person?
6. What is he?
7. On what show?
8. Who is a real employee of the USPS?
9. Did he do anything similar to the sitcom character?
10. What did he do?
11. How much of it?
12. Did he hide any?
13. Where?
14. People in which town were expecting the stolen mail?
15. When should it have arrived?
16. How long had he been delivering the mail?
17. Why did he do what he did?
18. From where?
19. Did he get fined for what he did?
20. How much?

Numbered answers:
1. Newman
2. yes
3. Hawaii
4. he wasn't delivering the mail
5. no
6. sitcom character
7. Seinfeld
8. Brent Morse
9. yes
10. delayed, destroyed, and hid mail
11. at least 44,900 pieces
12. yes
13. his mother's home and storage facilities
14. Dawson Springs
15. between March 2011 and March 2013
16. five years
17. He needed to pick up his kids
18. school
19. yes
20. nearly $15,000