Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer: It tempted us with unconventional, sunny Mexican style architecture, but amount of time we had to spend inside to get regular coffee added up to about 20 min. And we were almost only ones there! Worst sbux ever.

Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer: This place is popular! At 10:30 on a Saturday we waited 20 min to get it. However we luckily scored the best seats in the pace and really enjoyed out drinks, gin & ginger, something gin and minty, the house malt whiskey you see hanging from the ceiling (regulars buy a bottle and they write your name on it and keep there for you) and a shocu, which was a very small portion but service was great, ambiance is fantastic for a date or intimate night with the smaller the group the better. Hang your coat on the wall, find a seat, start a tab, and for god sakes don't be too loud.

Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer:
Didn't love it. I was in pain and decided to give it a try. I was really looking for just a foot massage. Instead I got a weird, rough, kind of all over massage. I really just wanted my feet and legs massaged but he really only spent a few minutes on that. I won't do this again and wouldn't recommend it to any of my friends.