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An example of an positive review: If you want an exceptional cocktail experience, head over to Downtown Cocktail Room. With a seasonal menu (they are on their 16th menu to date) DCR is constantly combining innovation, expertise, and passion into your each sipping experience. The lounge is beautiful, intimate, and ideal for intimate get-togethers. As someone who takes ultimate appreciation in a well balanced drink, I've undoubtedly found a new place to sip on Pleasure. Downtown Cocktail Room set the bar, and now they are raising it. Incredible.

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An example of an positive review: Drop your cynical pose and eat a cupcake. Lots of people are skeptical about the cupcake trend and its (of course) late arrival in the 'Burgh. This is place is (1) much, much better than New York's Magnolia and (2) one of the best cakes readily available in Pittsburgh. (3) Because it's a cupcake, you pay for and get a portion for one. Smart. This place is especially good if you like your cake "dry" as I do. So much better than so many other cake options on Murray Ave. Has no one mentioned that Dozen has vegan cupcakes? Well, they do. Or, more my style, they also have a support-local-dairy-farmers cupcake now. Update: And, um, regarding the blind taste test run by the Post-Gazette? That the newspaper found a number of Pittsburghers who prefer the taste of Giant Eagle's chemical rich "bakery" concoctions to Dozen's good buttercream frosting surprises me, sadly, not at all. To each his own.

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An example of an negative review: Yes, I've DEFINITELY experienced better! I understand the party scene and casinos are important features of this hotel as with everywhere else in Vegas, but so should the service and overall quality of amenities. How does The Palms stand up to others within the field of hospitality? It is as dated as Hugh Hefner. I felt like the front desk employee was speaking to me like I was James Bond (thank you, but this pad doesn't exactly scream high profile sir), and it simply falls short when it comes to meeting the expectations they create for themselves. They will automatically place you in a room with one king-size bed and if you need 2 doubles, they will charge you extra! There is also some weird "room service fee" that I was not informed about and that is completely unnecessary if all you're doing is sleeping there, and you will be charged an additional "resort fee." I began to wonder if I was booking a flight or staying at a hotel at this point and I realized I should have just used all that money to stay at a nicer place on the strip where there is an actual lobby.

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An example of an negative review: Service was pretty slow despite the place being 1/2 empty. Food was average. Certainly not worth $125.00 for 3 people.