Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer: I was on my way to the strip last friday night, and ran into some traffic. As I was passing the Palm, I saw the sign for Gardunos, so I decided to check it out. The wait was about 20 minutes, which wasn't too long, and the food came out quickly. Our server was attentive until the food came, and then she disappeared for about an hour. I wouldn't consider this the best Mexican restaurant, but it's ok. The fajitas were of sirloin instead of the usual flat iron steak, so I was a little disappointed when it tasted more like stir-fry. The machaca tacos and the handmade chicken tamales were good. It's about as good as a Chevy's, Don Pablos, or On the Border

Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer: This place did not impress. We were looking for something casual and tasty and settled on this spot. I had the Bacon/Brisket burger and my wife had another burger but both were pretty average. They advertise 55 beers but I think that at least 50 of them are generic macro brews with a couple craft selections like Lagunitas and Stone. We also had an order of fried pickles which came with an extra hair on them. Interesting thing is that the pickles were sliced lengthwise and fried. My wife had a frozen daquiri that was tasty. The servers were helpful but there seemed to be way to many of them standing around. Overall: Fries: Regular Pickles: Good (if not hairy) Burger: Regular

Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer:
After living in Brasil for 5 years I was very excited to try this place. I was thoroughly disappointed. The price was way too much for their choice of meats. The night I went they weren't offering all their meats they claim to serve. Their salad bar had nothing authentic to Brasil. Quality of meat was mediocre at best. Price way too much for what you get.