Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: These guys suck! They have two automated self checkin counter. So we walk up, see a long line and say.. hmm.. why don't we give the automated thing a try After going through a process of 15 steps, it says "please contact customer service". In the meantime, the line gets longer by 4 more people. It took us 45 mins to get to the counter. Imagine that when you are on vacation. We got the car etc. OK. I finally asked the person at the counter about the self service machines. They said "Those don't work 90% of the time". If you know that, why don't you remove them! +1 star for having the car I asked for.
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A: This is everything Quizno's grew up aspiring to be. Too bad for us, Quizno's suffers from type A retardation. The Full Montagu has turkey, roast beef and is held together very nicely by cheese and it's fantastic toasted bread. The tomato soup will warm your soul after losing Jr.'s college fund on the Baccarat table. It's like Spaghetti-O's minus the O's, which I am fond of. They throw croutons in there to sweeten the deal. Luckily, I had not yet began binge drinking and was able to read up on some world history. This Earl dude (maybe his name was John), invented the sandwich during a card game in jolly old England. I always thought the sandwich was an American invention. It's Brit. Damn you, history. Damn you for opening my eyes to the truth. And now for your sandwich tip (yeah baby, tip) of the day. Their HP steak sauce would make anything better. If you douse your TV with it, it might stop you from putting your foot through your LCD when Oprah is on. By the way, it's Canadian. Have you noticed how our friend, the sandwich has been hiding behind a wall of deceit? Perhaps it's all for the best that there aren't many Earl of Sandwiches around. I wouldn't want Billy Bob's world to implode when he finds out that his fried bologna sandwich on crust-less off brand bread came from overseas. http://www.yelp.com/biz_photos/DkYS3arLOhA8si5uUEmHOw?select=f87flydbA6bnMIEZXqQuww Now. Time to get outta bed and onto a chair at the 3 Card Poker table.
Problem: What would be an example of an positive (OPTIONS:
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Answer: place is no different from your average peeler bar...only difference is that the strippers seem genuinely nicer here. least my wallet is getting killed by kindness, ehh?
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Output: So excited to have a sushi spot downtown and it's so yummy! Bocho special roll was so tasty, definitely a favorite. The sauce is a garlic ponzu and it's a good size. One will fill you up for lunch. We also did a lunch box which was pretty good. The pickled cucumber was a good touch as well as the seasoning on the rice. The service was great, everyone super friendly. Will definitely be coming back and taking friends and family. They don't have dessert yet so excited to see what they come up with!
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output: What a disaster. I don't get the love of this place at all. I'll agree with Patrick L on this one: William-Sonoma with a hot case. That's all this is. Where do I begin? First - the layout. This design might be nice when one or two people is in the store but on a Saturday afternoon, this place had 30 people in it and was insane. The layout does not help. Not only are there three sets of lines that merge into each other creating all sorts of pile-ups but there is no where to go that you aren't in the way. Racks of food act as line partitions more than they act as display cases. It is really a nightmare. Second - quality for the price. It is a ton of high-end stuff and that's okay. I have no issue with high end products but ... where the hell do you get off charging $5 more than some place like Delicious Dishes? I can get the same products at a LOCALLY OWNED store for significantly less. There is nothing special about what you stock. You don't make these cheeses yourself. These aren't your livestock being slaughtered. You get this stuff from the same supplier that AJs, Trader Joes, and Petit Fromage do yet you charge like you're the only game in town. Finally - You call that a deli counter? The girls working here have probably been using a meat slicer for 2 months and couldn't tell you the difference between mortadella and sopressata. I'm sure they don't know how to cook it and can guarantee that they don't know proper pairings. No thanks. I'll stick with Delicious Dishes in Phoenix and keep my money local.
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer:
Its been almost two years since I have eaten at any of the Street's of New York restaurants, and I guess I expected it to be better than it was. And less expensive. We wanted pizza for dinner one night but I was tired of all the regular delivery places so we decided to get some Street's. They don't deliver to our area so we picked up. We ordered the pear gorgonzola dinner salad and a medium thin crust margarita pizza. While the salad was good, there were hardly enough toppings to account for the $8 price tag. Maybe 1/8 of a cup of combined cheese, nuts and cranberries, along with four quarters of a pear which were canned on top of maybe half a bag of field greens. This is a tasty salad, and maybe enough for one small person to eat but not enough for any normal person to feel satisfied on. The pizza was also good, but again not worth the $16 it cost. Thin crust, no sauce, tomatoes, basil that I could smell but found no leaves (weird), topped with cheese. My husband could have polished this off on his own if I had let him. It was hardly filling. You think that going thin crust getting less calories should be less expensive as well since the amount of dough used is way less. But I guess I was wrong in that logic. I was really disappointed. I used to really love Street's and would order from them all of the time but now its just become too expensive. I have been to many places where I can order way more for the $28 in total (with a small tip) that we spent here. It makes me sad but I probably wont be ordering from here again.