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You ever think that some people open places to catch the market trend? Not that there's anything worong with that (Hell, I almost wish I had the capital to open a store with survival gear, though I would be sure it actually HAD survival gear, but I digress...) I've been there a couple of times, hoping that he would have more than just exploding targets and overpriced 10# cans of stuff, but so far, it's just cheapo-made swords, stunguns, and stickers. It's a great idea, but only so-so execution of it. And what IS with the AstroTurf in the store? I suppose I want more out of my place to prepare for the apocalypse. (Where's my how-to class on beheading the undead? What stuff DO I really need to survive it all?) I too was a little confused by the tiki torches and giant dinosaur on the roof (no solar-powered lights?) I've been ruined by living in Las Vegas, it seems. I can look through the movie-set fakery quicker than I should, unfortunately not being as impressed as I could be by the shiny objects and flashing lights. With places like military surplus stores and one of the largest Bass Pro shops in the area, this guy needs to step up his game. Unless his market is just the tourist crowd, of course, in which case I tell them to have fun.

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