I have decided that if Mike ever leaves me , it might be due to my lack of underarm skin care . REALLY ? Do we not have lots of other things to worry about besides how great our pits look ? Are we really supposed to show them to people ?

Question with options to choose from: Why am I not concerned about my armpits ?
Options are:
[a]. I think that Mike will decide to leave me ..
[b]. I want to show people my underarm area ..
[c]. I think we have more important things to worry about ..
[d]. I am worried about my skin care in my underarms ..
[c].