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An example of an negative review: Pamela's is an abomination of a breakfast place that represents the worst of everything. However, to make up for the food being awful, you will have to wait on line for 20 minutes and then dine in cramped and uncomfortable seating. It is, for some reason, unfathomably popular. The best thing on the menu is their crepe-like pancakes, which are nicely crisped on the edges. They are nicely crisped on the edges because they are cooked in a disgusting margarine-like substance that always leaves me, personally, feeling a bit ill. The coffee is forgettable, the eggs are passable, the bacon is inevitably chewy -- which right there should cause someone to be marched out to the firing squad -- and their lyonnaise potatoes are insultingly limp (and, like the pancakes, soaked in margarine). If you are dragged here by your friends, find new friends. If you can't do that, then try to get one of the pancakes that come with some sort of whipped or sour cream. Not because they're better, mind you, but because at least the cream will help balance the fat that comes from a machine with fat that, at some point in its history, came from a cow. Better alternatives to Pamela's in Pittsburgh: on the 'nice' end, Coca Cafe or even Square Cafe, on the 'greasy spoon' end either DeLuca's or JoJo's. Frankly, I think I'd rather eat the completely boring and institutional breakfasts at Eat and Park than go to Pamela's again. At least they have heard of this thing called "butter."

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An example of an positive review: This isn't the first time I've frequented this Cracker Barrell, but my and my friends passed up Chompie's for some good ole CB. We were seated quickly, and it was pretty poppin' as it was a Saturday morning. Ordered the usual, a Raspberry Lemonade and Grandpa's Breakfast whatever. I was super stoked, especially since I was starving, but there is something about the presentation that leaves something to be desired. Translate - Huge plate, small serving. Which I don't mind considering the price, but make it look good? Anyways it was good. And our waitress had some sass for my friends that needed a "lesson" that morning, haha.

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An example of an positive review: Elegant hotel, spacious room, jacuzzi tub, view of the golf course, good service personnel. All this for an excellent rate. Since we have relatives in town, this will be our go-to hotel when visiting from now on.

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An example of an positive review: Yes, we went back! My previous review of their pizza still holds. It's the best around that we've found so far. Today I also had the soup. Chicken and cheese tortellini. It was very good. Not spectacular, but very good. Served with three garlic knots, which also were very good. I'd give the soup and knots 3 stars, but the pizza remains a solid 4 stars.