Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer: Overpriced, crowded, loud. Three words that perfectly describe this place. I ordered the frozen hot chocolate for two to share with my girlfriend. Thinking it would be a bit on the sweet side, I ordered a pot of tea to share, also. It took forever for the drinks to come out, and it was quite comical when they ran out of tea pots and had to scramble for it. The frozen hot chocolate sucked. It was too watered down and half of it was whipped cream. For around 25 bucks total, I would much rather get drunk on something from Fat Tuesday or gamble some more (and get free drinks + tip) than drink a crap "hot chocolate" and stay sober...Never again.

Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer: I had a groupon and went out there on 12/28 around 5 pm. There were people sitting around. I got it for my daughter as a Christmas present. When we arrived there were several people sitting around a table and a couple of guys working on a car and someone out driving. We waited for about 15 minutes and when no one greated us or told us anything, my daughter asked if anyone was working there. We got no response. We waited another 15 minutes and then decided to leave. It is too bad as the other reviews seemed to have a good time. It is a hard place to find in the almost dark and the phone is only a recording so no answers there. I am asking Groupon for my money back!

Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer:
Ugggghhhh.... this place is so good! I'm always scared when ordering from a new place. I ordered from here when I was staying at a client's house, because they were in the delivery area. Was not disappointed. Their honey chicken is amazing. I love that they put their food in nice plastic containers as opposed to cramming it in little paper takeout boxes. I still eat here, but I live in Tempe so I'm out of the delivery area. I only get it when I feel like driving all the way to pick it up. Worth it though. So delicious.