Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Just as someone steps out onto the balcony, someone closes his eyes and pushes backwards, propelling himself and someone over the edge of the balustrade. Stunned, someone
presses into a spotlight, taught him to creep out of his way, and throws up his hands at the back.

The chef is talking about the recipes that the ingredients are used for. There
that is a new bowl with cornstarch is now with top and the end still on the sandwich.

She pulls out a phallic object wrapped in tissue. Someone
glances around for the waiter and finishes.