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Output: On a good night, this place is barely acceptable. Too bad the good nights are few & far between. Their happy hour features the tried & oh, so boring half-price appetizers & buck off most drinks. The problem is, the drinks are a bit overpriced to start with. Tuesday is probably the bright spot, with dollar street tacos - but they aren't worth much more than a buck. It is a very nice venue, with a lot of potential, It is reminiscent of some yuppie-type patio club in Scottsdale. The patio is large & smoking is permitted - even cigars, which they also sell. So what brings it down to a single star? The service is HORRIBLE. After zero acknowledgement for as much as 30 minutes... Very attractive server: Okay, I can take your order now. Me: I will take a... Very attractive server: Oops, I am so sorry - I will be right back. 10 minutes later... the scene repeats. Nearly an hour after arrival, you MIGHT get a drink. Trying to get the check, especially an accurate one, in less than 30 minutes, is nearly impossible. Bike night on Tuesday is even worse. But bikers don't tolerate sad service, so Tuesday is a dying night at Mad Dog Saloon. They usually have plenty of staff wandering around. But that seems to be what they do best - wandering. I wonder how long before this place has yet another name change. Save yourself the headache. To the north is RT O'Sullivan's. Nothing to write home about, but at least the service won't drive you to tears. To the south is downtown Gilbert, with several venues, including Liberty Market & Champions Sports Bar - all with vastly better service.

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Output: We've eaten here multiple times during two trips to Vegas - always good. From breakfast to "midnight" snack (although it was more like 3am) Portions are plenty, staff is super friendly and the drinks are great. We'll be back next year for sure.

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Output: The representative elijah told us the we could just pay month to month without the year contract. I agreed to pay the initial fee and monthly one. To my surprise when I decided to cancel it they said I cant because I had a contract with them I tried to talk to the manager but he was a serious A and he told me " can u hurry up because im really busy" and they told me i cant do anything because Im not disabled. And i can call back if my doctor said I was "disabled". staff is rude and the manager I talked to was rude. This gym is dirty and smelly too Sign up with a different gym or better yet dont go to the lake mead branch 9/10 of staff are disrespectful and clueless.

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STK is one of several happening spots in the new Cosmopolitan Hotel. What makes this place unique is the dj blasting music throughout the restaurant (don't go for quiet conversation or a romantic dinner). I wasn't there for either and enjoyed the old school r&b while dining. The vibe was further enhanced by the great visuals. This spot is pretty popular so there's no shortage of great looking women. Unfortunately the food and service didn't live up to the hype. Like so many popular restaurants in vegas they overbook like crazy. Our casino host joined us for dinner and we still waitied an hour and a half to get seated despite our reservation. The rib eye was just average (I prefer the rib eye at botero - especially with their chimmichuri sauce). The tab came to ~$450 for four and that included a bottle of wine. Good thing the meal was comped by the casino. Wouldn't pay to dine there. note: I dined there 2/4 which was a very busy super bowl weekend.