Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Q: He is galvanised into action, puts on a crumpled jacket, grabs his tattered coat and scarf, collects up a few of his things, stuffs them into a paper bag. Someone

A: carries the petrol into the long table that is turned into order to retrieve it and the small safe sits nearby.
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Q: In the Chamber of Secrets, someone approaches the skeleton of the Basilisk. He

A: lowers her gaze, then glances up toward it.
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Q: They invite another couple onto the dance floor. The couple

A:
move their hands in front of each other.
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