input: Write a negative yelp review.
output: Yelp Mobile App...you have steered me toward better dining opportunities. On searching out the location, we were not impressed with the location...located in the corner of a nearly dead strip mall...we thought this was the hidden gem in the Tempe italian world. We were somewhat embarassed after we ordered, especially with friends from Milan in our party. On pulling up to the restaurant, we walked in and waited at the 'seating stand'. The waitress came after about 5 minutes (she was working to deliver orders to the folks at tables), asking how many were dining and where we would like to sit. We let her know we were ordering to go, and she motioned us to the bar. On arriving at the bar and not sitting, we were asked if we were ordering to go or to eat in. We let the person requesting our order know that we would be ordering to go. She brought up her pen and order pad and asked what we would order. We ordered a mushroom/pepperoni/sausage pie sufficient for 4. Waitress asked if we would wait for our order, and when we said we would go to Big Lots in the same mall, she said we would wait 35-40 minutes for our order. We walked out and down to Big Lots, finding a few items we could not pass up. Leaving Big Lots at 30 minutes after we placed our order, we proceeded to put our purchases in the vehicle and headed back to the restaurant to pick up dinner. When we arrived, the waitress advised we were early, and would we like a beer or glass of wine while we waited. We declined and stood waiting for the pizza we ordered. What was delivered 10 minutes later was a 12-inch pie. While we anticipated a pizza that was sufficiently loaded to take care of 4 people dining, we were sadly disappointed. We took the pizza we ordered and drove a mile to the homestead. When we arrived and opened the box, we were all underwhelmed at the toppings. There were 2 strips of sausage, 5 pepperoni slices and 5 mushroom slices. While I was reminded that we should have opened the box at the restaurant, I replied that we should give the restaurant the benefit of the doubt. Was I mistaken? ABSOLUTELY! Being hungry, I resisted the normal 'check it out before leaving' concept. $19.25 for a 12" pizza with such minimal toppings, I was directed to return to the restaurant with the insufficient pizza. On arriving back at the restaurant, I was told that since I left before lodging my dissatisfaction, nothing would be done about the order I placed, as I might have "peeled toppings off to express my dissatisfaction". If you want to spend too much money for a pizza, this is the place to go.
input: Write a positive yelp review.
output: $9.75 for a filling roast beef sandwich, bag of chips, chocolate chip cookie, and bottle of water. Not Bad. This location is about a block away from Subway. I'm out in Madison for a conference (Chicago is home) and wanted something cheap, good, fast, and filling and I would say I got it! This place is also similar to Jimmy John's but the sandwich was more filling. The place was empty at dinner time, clean and efficient.
input: Write a negative yelp review.
output:
Le Reve, we thought it had so much potential from what we read in a few good reviews, from its advertising & print ad, and because it was in the beautiful Wynn hotel. Ohhh sadly and $200+ lost...it was not worth the money or our time. Before the show started, when I walked in the theater, I was impressed by the beauty of the theater and set. It was elegant and lavish. The shape of the theater is circular which allows for all around good viewing. However, in the first few minutes after Le Reve started I knew we were in for a long show, and a fake, poorly copied, rendition of a Cirque Du Soleil. The show lacked any level of sophistication; it simply felt like an elaborate high school production. Yes the set was beautiful, however, almost every other facet of the show felt amateur- the "acting", costumes, choreography, most of the props, the music & a few poorly timed and sloppy acrobatics. Le Reve was a jumbled, disorganized mess of confused story line/plot, although I could see that they were trying to hide behind the theme of "good & evil". However, where was the director trying to go with it and why did they fall back on all the endless, dim cliches? The silly looking devil and even sillier looking angel costumes seemed like they were bought at some corner store, from the cheap, leftover Halloween costumes bin. One description....those stupid, stiletto, red heels poking out of the water dancing all around...I mean WTF. If you're not a male with a foot/shoe fetish, you'll probably think the dancing shoes are ridicules & TACKY!!! My boyfriend and I giggled and yawned our way through Le Reve and had regular mutters "do you want to go" or "I can't take it anymore...this is awful." However, beyond all the silliness, the show was just boring and noisy, it lacked true entertainment, grace or mystique. It simply felt that Le Reve was trying to imitate one of the Cirque Du Soleil shows, particularly "O", but it fell disastrously flat. Le Reve played with water as their set, but it was "O" that masterfully incorporated it so well to the point that "O" is called the water show. I must say that I may have given Le Reve 2 stars if my boyfriend and I hadn't seen "O" by Cirque Du Soleil two nights before. We were completely spoiled. We've seen 5 great show so far on this trip and Le Reve unfortunately was a waste of money. Please save your money and go and see "O" instead. "O" costumes, set, acrobatics, choreography, music & finesse is so fantastic, moving & interesting. If you are not stuck on the water theme, any Cirque show will probably do. Thanks for reading!!