Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer: Luxury Spray Tan (Danielle) is amazing. Her service is superior to others in the valley and her products are top of the line. She always knows what is best for me and I love the color. She is great at making appointments to get me in quickly when I forget to schedule in advance. Not only do I continually go back and get tanned, I refer others and would suggest her to anyone. Her service is perfect for weddings, vacations, parties, photo shoots, or just an everyday glow. I love Luxury!

Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer: Honestly, I probably never would have gone to the QCD if I hadn't purchased a Livingsocial deal. But I'm glad I did and discovered this little gem. I check reviews on Yelp before going anywhere (obviously) and was a little worried about what I would find at the Queen City Diner. However, my Livingsocial was soon to expire, I'd spent about 5 hours down the street (if you know what I mean...) and I was starving; QCD would have to do. Like many of the other reviewers noted, there was no one on the main floor. The door guy, the "manager"(?), and the one server were standing by the door trying to drum up some business on the street, which reminded me of cafes in Europe, so I figured that wasn't that strange. The "manager" (he was the only guy in the place wearing all black and a tie. He could have just been pretentious) was selling us on the band that was about to go on downstairs and said they did serve food downstairs too, so we were in. Apparently it's a $5 cover to see shows there, but he let us go down for free when we promised we were really just there for food, but also enjoyed music. When we got downstairs, it kind of looked like a frat house basement, but in that fun, "there's-a-full-bar-in-the-corner" kind of way. There were actually a number of people downstairs and they have hookah! The band hadn't started yet and the bartender informed us you could only order appetizers downstairs, so we headed back up. A bit of confusion on the staff's part, but not that big of a deal. We grabbed a booth upstairs and put in our order. As other reviewers have said, yes, the menu is a bit "uninspired", but it's a freaking diner. Calm down. They have all the diner basics AND booze! What more do you want!? And the food is actually decent. Our server recommended the omlettes and did not lead us astray. They're well made and yummy. The other food wasn't especially mind blowing, but it wasn't bad, either. The prices are cheap, too. $2 PBR EVERY day and on certain days $2 Yeungling and other great drink specials, in addition to cheap food prices ($5 for biscuits and gravy! $6 for an omlette, hashbrowns, toast and coffee!) If you're looking for an upscale, diner experience, this is not it. If you're looking for decent diner food at any hour of the day, when you might or might not have been drinking for hours and would like to eat some food AND continue drinking, this is your spot! It really would be a shame if this place shut down, so go check it out with an open mind and an empty belly! (p.s. they have wifi, too!)

Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer:
It's not that the emperor has no clothes....he's just in his boxers. Starting off with the truly great - the space. What an amazing hotel, and a beautiful restaurant. 23rd floor, high ceilings with huge glass panes that provide sweeping views of the Las Vegas strip. Despite literally having Vegas all around you, from the minute you enter the hotel, you feel like you are being transported someplace else that is quiet, secluded, and exclusive. I didn't see a single douchebag, or affliction tshirt. In fact, my ultimate recommendation is to skip the restaurant, and go get a drink in the bar that's on the same floor, and has the same decor and same views. Everything else - meh. The food was just OK despite an eye-opening price tag. Most of the "innovative" combinations and preparations just didn't work together, no matter how attractive they were. We observed lots of diners trying to let the "experience" drive their enjoyment, rather than the taste of the food. Sort of like how your buddies who joined the fraternity where you have to carry a marshmallow in your ass to get in convinced themselves that it was TOTALLY WORTH IT, bro, cuz it was AWESOME!! The "formal" service was merely stiff. Tons of extra employees hanging around; one to serve you the food, another to explain what it is, etc. At the same time, lots of unexplained gaps in communication and service. They all just disappear at various times. I realize this review goes against the grain of the numerous 4 and 5 star reviews - how to explain it? It's the reasons I gave above - it was TOTALLY WORTH IT, bro, cuz it was AWESOME!!