Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

[Q]: He closes the curtains, collapses on the bed, on top of the covers, inert. Someone
[A]: he fiddles with his leg bleeding.

[Q]: She offers him her phone. With a smile, he
[A]: sets her down in his lap and offers her a hot grin.

[Q]: Someone barges out of her back door. She
[A]:
walks up from the cliff edge, turning to find her feet pulling on crates.