Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer: I have waited in line in the freezing rain for this place to open on a Sunday morning, multiple times. Enough said. Try to almond croissant.

Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer: My husband and I ate at Bouchon in Vegas as part of our twentieth wedding anniversary celebration. Expecting an amazing meal given it is a Kheller establishment, we were unfortunately very disappointed. Our first impression was soured by the two men in suits at the podium when we arrived. We assumed at least one of them was the maitre de, but as neither acknowledged us, we couldnt say. We waited standing literally right in front of the podium for several minutes and neither ever acknowledged us. Finally, a young woman took pity on us and handled our seating. So much for being welcomed at Bouchon. On to the meal.... We ordered the bone marrow appetizer. Tasty, but served at room temperature rather than warm which, frankly, was a bit gross. Sardine salad was swimming in oil and no acid at all, ether lemon or vinegar was discernable, to cut all of that oil. We sent it back. The entrees, trout for hubby and sole for me, were so oversalted, they were barely edible. We did not bother to stay for dessert.

Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer:
Besides the fact that I think they have a pushy, arrogant sales team, the overall value for what you are getting is not there. I went in to look at mattresses and shop to see what options I had as I have just relocated to Charlotte and was in desperate need of a bed. I was greeted by someone who immediately started asking me questions and pushing me towards the highest price mattresses in the store. After making a remark that I couldn't justify spending $5K on a mattress the sales associate made a rude remark back to me with an arrogant tone as to how I could put a price on my sleep quality, somewhere I spent at least 6-8 hours a day. Fortunately I did find a mattress at another store a few blocks away and am sleeping comfortably. They didn't pressure me to look at their most expensive models or make derogatory comments when I mentioned I didn't want to spend a lot of money on a mattress.