Problem: Write a positive (OPTIONS:
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A: I don't mind waiting for brunch when I can casually stroll the garden and visit the farm animals and just slow down-. This is the place to go for a touch of 'green' oasis in the desert- a place to bring guests from out of town to enjoy organic food and the company of each other.
Q: positive

A: Great sides made daily. The creamed collards are the kind of great that makes you eat them slowly and sad when their gone. Try the brisket.
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer: DO NOT BOOK HERE! I paid with points for a bachelorette party and on the day of my arrival had a family emergency land me in the hospital, canceling my trip. When I called to alter the reservation so my friend could still keep the room without me there, I was told I had to call the obscure 3rd party agency that booked it. Mind you, this room is paid in full, under my name, and I'd already changed the room type and check-in time via phone with The Mirage earlier in the week, yet this nasty woman keeps cutting me off to insist NO CHANGES can be made through them directly. (Guess I imagined all that!) Finally, I get the 3rd party agency to call The Mirage and make the changes, only to have them come back and tell me it's actually been at the discretion of the hotel THE WHOLE TIME and they are simply refusing to update the name on the reservation because it's "against their policy", so I'll just have to cancel the room I already paid for and re-book it at a new rate, including a one-night cancellation fee. Are you kidding me!? After much argument and nearly three hours of back and forth phone calls, the hotel eventually relented, but I will never stay at this establishment again, and I will make it my personal mission to ensure that everyone I know avoids The Mirage moving forward.
Input: OPTIONS:
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Output: This place is super sketchy. It's not in a good area of town. Everyone in there looks like a junky that's already used to shooting up, so sticking a needle in their veins is no big deal. There was no sense of direction, nothing. A friend of mine decided we wanted to donate our plasma and make $50. We walked in, and the place was chaotic. To our left, there was about 10 people standing at a kiosk. Next to them was 50 people in line waiting for god knows what. Then to our right there was a desk, and passed that was a waiting room. My friend went up to the desk and told the guy (young Asian guy with glasses) we were new and weren't sure what to so. He was immediately annoyed. Asked for our id, proof of residency, and social. We handed them over and he said we needed to get our veins checked out. I said my friend took phlebotomy and she said I had good veins, just trying to be friendly and start a conversation. He rolls his eyes and said, "well be the judge of that." Well excuse me! We sat down in the waiting room and cops was on. Everyone in there looked like they probably came from an episode of cops. About 6 of us got called back to get our veins checked. The asshole Asian dude was there, and he was complaining to the guy checking us that he had no reception, and when he did get reception it was shitty. Umm, aren't you NOT supposed to be on your phone at work? The back room we were at had everyone donating plasma. It looked really sketchy. None of the phlebotomists in there looked happy, or like they even cared. 90% of the people donating looked like they were gonna take the money and go buy some dope as soon as they were done. My friend and I decided to leave. We had a really bad feelings and decided that risking getting HIV or hepatitis c was not worth the $50. We will not be coming back or recommending this place.
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output: I am so sorry to have to do this, I do feel that if you can't say anything nice, ... well, you know ... so I don't. But this restaurant is awful, despite the fact that they just remodeled. I tried it a month ago because I wanted to try the 1/3 angus burger and see what that was all about. The burger was "okay", but it was almost necessary to run a gauntlet to get it. Right next to the front door, they had a full, full garbage can, and the stench was horrible - right next to the front door. And then, I kid you not, I had to walk through a swarm of flies on my way to the front counter. NOT appetizing. I mentioned this to friends who said call the health dept., but I'm not going to do that to someone unless I see poisoned people in the aisles, let someone else do it if they want. The reason I'm compelled to write is that I wanted to try another product (this is really close to my house), a chicken biscuit to compare to one I had in St. Louis to see if there were any decent biscuits here and McD's advertises this all the time - the biscuit was overcooked and horrible and the chicken was burnt. I wasn't going in after the first experience, but I figured the drive through would be okay. The first window where they take the money was "womanned" by what seemed to be the manager, she was beyond rude. The take out window girl was nicer, at least she smiled. There are a lot of nice nice people at McDonalds, and a few have better food, but not this one! Again, sorry...
Q: negative

A:
Same day? No way. Next day? Keep dreaming. No matter when you go, they always have some excuse why they can't get the garments turned around in the times they advertise. And worse, they don't bother telling you this until they've already taken your garments and handed you a ticket, apparently hoping you won't notice your expectation of Monday turned into Wednesday or Thursday. Look elsewhere unless you've got time to kill for only minor savings.