Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer: I have nearly been hit by these buses, probably about a half dozen times. They are assholes. I've also seen them run red lights at least twice and not the whole "yellow...yellow...red!?! aw crap" kinda running. The last time I rode the bus someone must have shit their pants. I blame the old guy across from me. It was amusing to watch everyone get off at the next stop, but extremely inconvenient to walk the extra distance to class. I haven't been on since. *ASU has free bus passes for all students, which is the only thing that makes it worth riding. Go to the bottom floor of the towers where you buy parking passes and get yourself a semester pass.

Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer: Sandra and I go out and find great places for lunch all the time. We were coming to Fremont street to go to Le Thai for lunch, they were closed on Sunday. We took a look at Yelp to see what was close by. We found the Carson Kitchen. It was rated at 4.5 stars so what the heck can't be too bad, right? Well it is a bit hard to find. It is in the Carson hotel, which has many outlets around it's edge. It is the last place, 100 is on the door. It is a pretty low key place, every one is friendly l, Stacy served us, she was great. We had Deviled Eggs which were very good. With caviar and Italian ham on top. Very tasty! It was followed by Bacon Jam, Which is now one of my favorite bread spreads! Pile it on, you will run out of bread before you run out of spread. It was out of this world good. Next came the mushroom flat bread. It was very nice. You could taste the mushrooms earthy-ness as well as the tart cheese. Then we had the bread pudding it was also way over the top. I can't say enough about this place. Stop in, you won't be disappointed.

Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer:
Sad news Yelpers.... Tacos Atoyac just announced on their facebook page that they are closing indefinitely.I am ready to cry.