Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A: The one time I came here for myself, my Arizona Brown spider bite was diagnosed as a staff infection. Either way I would have gotten antibiotics, but the misdiagnosis turned me off from this hospitals expertise, especially after a friend who is an army medic and an EMS team diagnosed it right.

Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A: Came here with a group of 5 other foodies the other night. I was the token pescatarian in the group, so my entree choices needed to be switched up a bit as I don't do foie gras: I was given a prawn and a goat cheese salad option which was nice. The soup option came in a large shooter glass and although it was tasty, I did not like the presentation as the soup was lumpy and the textures were definitely not shot-worthy. My fish main was blue marlin and although it was ok, it was certainly nothing outstanding. The sauce was kind of strange/bland but at least the cous cous was done right. I tried the other fish option that my friend had and it was better than mine for sure. Desserts, we tried them all and that was definitely the best part of the meal: the chocolate cake was perfect, not too sweet. The cheesecake was yummy and the bread pudding was outstanding. So why 2 stars do you say? The service, or lack thereof. We were the only 6 people in the restaurant for the entire 2 hours that we were there. After we were seated, we waited a good 15 minutes before the server came over with a corkscrew in order to open my bottle of red wine. Courses were painfully slow coming out and when we wanted the bill as we had other places to be, the server again took her sweet time. She was surly, not especially helpful and gave certain members of our group some serious attitude for the amount of their tip (she really didn't even deserve one, so I have to side with my friend on this one.)

Problem: Write a positive yelp review.
A:
I was with a group of 7 other guys and we thought we'd try Nobu on the eve of my buddy's 30th birthday. It started off as a "minus" experience because the restaurant misplaced our reservation, despite me walking up to the hostess the previous day and making it in person. But, they seated us right away in the lounge area, so no harm, no foul. The ambience was great... the larger-than-expected restaurant had a modern/Japanese vibe. The service was as to be expected for one of Chef Nobu's restaurants. Our waitress was knowledgeable and our courses arrived at a perfect pace. As for the food... it was nothing short of fantastic. Having not eaten at a Nobu restaurant before, every dish was a treat. We all opted for the prix fixe menu. At $125 it was expensive, but Drew only turns 30 once, so what the heck. There was a good mix of cold and warm dishes, as well as a few non-fish items. While it was a great overall meal, I doubt I'd pay that much for that meal again. Pros: Food. Service. And food. Cons: Price.