Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Input: Consider Input: Then she irons her blue jean shorts. A little baby

Output: stands on top of her.

Input: Consider Input: He braces himself with both arms as he walks his legs up the side of the barn and eases deeper inside. Outside, someone

Output: dons a mustached patient who holds a corpse in his hand.

Input: Consider Input: Someone rips off her shirt and stands ready in a stroppy white top as someone bounds up the stairs. He
Output: kicks and kicks two women out of the way.