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Output: I'll PASS this place, next time I'm driving by. Between the inattentive, uncaring servers and the definite need for the place to be powerwashed inside, I got the feeling that they assume that they will do fine without you or me. Really just a local dive bar that has too many TV's and serves food to some: this joint needs to rethink their idea of restauranteurism. I have eaten here twice (never let a bad experience go unpunished), so when I returned last week, I tried the chile relleno. Having eaten rellenos hundreds of places, the promise of a unique experience intrigued me. It was unique, all right!..... Two chiles laying on top of some cheap american cheese with a Baked Alaska top (eggs whites puffed up and browned to look like a football) over the whole thing. This was not a relleno, It was a FUMBLE! Maybe the WORST relleno of my life. Perhaps this is your kind of bar, which is why it got a second star from me, but it doesn't cut it as a restaurant, in my opinion. The photos they provide show a kitchen that seems a lot cleaner than where you eat............ maybe they should keep the food there.

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Output: I really wanted to like this place. Gave it a second chance too. Our lamb wasn't cooked at all, cold and chewy rare is not a pleasant way to eat it. We asked it be taken back and cooked a little more and they took us at our word. "A little more" was all it got. Not even warm. We also asked for any of their specialty hot sauces and had to ask twice more before anything was brought out. My boyfriend likes spicy food and so do I. The waitress didn't make any attempt to talk to us and we felt unwelcome like the first time. I hate to say it but if this is a locals hang out they definitely don't warm up to anyone new. Last chance and it was a fail.

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Output: The bar itself, while lovely and nicely decorated was a total disappointment. My group of five friends asked if the wines were available by the bottle. Not once but two times. The waitress said that they could do that and brought us a nice bottle of red, poured four glasses because one of us was not drinking and then left us for an hour to enjoy ourselves and the conversation. Upon receiving the bill we were upset to find she had charged us ten dollars a glass for five glasses. We have bought this bottle before and know that a typical markup on this 16 dollar bottle of wine would be around 30 dollars or even 35. When we asked the waitress why she charged it that way after we asked for by the bottle, she informed us in the most rude way possible that she did us a "favor" by letting us have the bottle, and that they are a "business" and businesses have to mark up their offerings to pay for electricity and the other things that make the bar work. None of the women in my group has less than a masters degree and we all know perfectly well how businesses are run. When she walks away and takes cash, and three cards, she returns change from the cash which she shouldn't have, and informs my friend that they "dont take your card" which was an american express. I gave her ten dollars more so that my friend would stop turning purple in the face and then the waitress returns once more to inform me that my math was faulty and that I should "try again". I told her I gave her enough for three people but she returned enough for one. Needless to say being talked down to by her ruined our experience, and guaranteed her a non-existent tip. What on earth happened to the southern hospitality that our city once enjoyed? I will not be going to this bar ever again, and I will be informing my other friends of our bad experience.

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On Sunday I made my way up to Cave Creek to go hiking and found myself in one of the loveliest settings I've seen in a while. The reserve is endless, there are loads of trails of varying distances and difficulties and all are clearly laid out on the free map provided at the entrance. My cousin and I made our way up the Tortuga trail to get a clear view of Elephant Mountain and then along the first half of the Spur Cross Trail. There was a HUGE group of hikers who'd arrived just before us, and we found out that rangers offer free guided hikes throughout the reserve. The group was testing out the newly opened Dragonfly Trail which branches off Spur Cross and heads southwest. Cave Creek is verdant this time of year, which is a stark contrast to what I've seen in East Scottsdale lately and I even saw some new plants I couldn't identify. And on our way back down the Spur Cross trail we spotted a gila monster (see photos) and it was totally scary and rad all at the same time. I will definitely be back to explore more of this reserve this spring!