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Output: Why is there ALWAYS a freakin' line out the door? Don't you think they could figure out that having 1 customer service agent during a peak time is a bad idea?! It doesn't help that everyone that works here seems to hate their job... *Le sigh* Pro tip: If you only need to ship an item, print shipping labels at home or use the machine out front. Save yourself some headache.

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Output: In one line, I don't recommend Grigio Tempe Town Lake to you. I recommend that you look just about anywhere else in Tempe. Don't even waste a second considering this place as your next residence. Read along for the details. Let's begin the negatives with a list of the slightly less than criminal offenses: 1. The office staff is incompetent and disingenuous. If you need help with anything more than retrieving a package, they will resort to ignoring and lying to get you out of their hair. They don't want to help. They just want you to go away. 2. If you lived here, you would have a lot of trashy neighbors. The first month we moved in, the people at the end of the hall were evicted. We noticed that their door was destroyed and repaired on multiple occasions (like someone tried to break it down with a sledgehammer) and they had daily violent F-word shouting fights. Several other neighbors left rotten garbage outside their doors for a few days at a time, then mustered the immense strength necessary to drag it into the parking garage (not the trash chute that was equally close). In fact, there were always people leaving garbage around and getting evicted throughout this complex. There were also tons of people partying loudly every night of the week. As others have noted, the people driving around the property are all texting with no hands on the wheel and at around 80. Be aware of the caliber of tenants that infest this property. 3. Don't bother calling the on-site security about the above. They are worthless and will just deny that you called or claim that "we checked, but didn't see/hear anything." Call the real police if you have a problem. I won't go without mentioning a couple of the good things. First and foremost, the location is great for people affiliated with ASU or Tempe/Mill. Both are a 30 minute walk away. Second, the maintenance staff was very good. They are friendly, good at what they do, and respond quickly to requests. Now it's time for the big, bad one. The management at Grigio Tempe Town Lake doesn't care about the condition of the property nor the health and safety of residents. This is true of all three management teams that were in place while I lived there (three different managements in a short timeframe should also be a red flag to you). A few months after we moved in, some people moved in a couple floors above. They threw loud late night parties about four nights a week. Worst of all, every single night they trashed our patio. The patio was completely covered with spit stains, cigarettes, ashes, food, and other garbage that was thrown down every single day. I started reporting this to the office within the first few days and the management never did anything to solve the problem. This went on for over two months with no action whatsoever by the management. Worse yet, I wasn't the only neighbor complaining about these misdeeds. In spite of all the calls, emails, visits to the office, and over a hundred photos documenting the damage caused by the bad neighbors, the management ignored us and outright denied there was any problem. After a few weeks, I wrote the corporate offices and filed a complaint with the Better Business Bureau (BBB). Apparently, these actions were enough to get the management to acknowledge us for the first time after over six weeks. Yet, they still denied the problem and tried to pass it off as nothing. No reasonable person can think that it is normal for one tenant to throw spit, cigarettes, and garbage all over another's property on a daily basis. Even more insane is that the management went to such great lengths to protect the people who were doing this, rather than just getting rid of them and restoring peace to the good tenants and the community. I think this story speaks volumes of the caliber of management that infests this property. Grigio lost several lease renewals over this incident alone. Furthermore, I predict that this place will be a complete slum within a year. Any decent human being who lives there will be driven out by the horrible tenants and management. The bad ones who stay won't pay their rent and will trash the property more and more. The management at Grigio Tempe Town Lake just plain doesn't care about you, the property, or the community. They want you to suffer and live in an unsafe, unhealthy home as long as they get your money. If you have even the slightest amount of human decency, you would not enjoy living at Grigio Tempe Town Lake. I have elaborated quite a bit, but feel free to send me a message if you have any questions. Be sure to look at the other reviews on this place and you'll see plenty more of the same. Also, look at the filtered reviews and check out Grigio's horrible BBB rating.

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Output: After waiting in the drive thru for about a half an hour with only three cars ahead of us, came home to open the bag with someone else's order... Fail!

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A friendly environment that has some wild combinations that I would have never thought of, but surprisingly tickle my taste buds that have me coming back for more! They have great drink specials as well as entree specials that make this place a wonderful place to eat and enjoy your time with friends or family