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Output: From the outside looks decent and it's close to the strip. After that it's all bad!! Room has a nasty smell as soon as you open the door. The furniture is real old that's ok though. Except for the fact the couch looks like something you would see sitting in front of someone's house with a free sign. You know the one nobody ever picks up. Had to place our own blanket over the couch that's how dingy it was. Carpet stains everywhere!!!! Above all AC in Vegas has to work it's too damn hot. It comes on but never gets to even a comfortable temp. Spend an extra 20 a night and avoid this place.

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Output: The food was horrible.. we had hair in the nachos and the burger wasnt cooked. The service was bad but I am glad they had New Castle on tap.

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Output: I am not a big fan of going to the doctor. I mean, who really wants to sit around in a waiting room when you are miserable/sick and then be surrounded by other miserable/sick folks? I would much rather suffer alone, in bed, with Netflix and blankets. However, that was not an option and I grudgingly researched local doctors. I chose this place based on location - it is close to work and home. They also take my insurance, another big factor. Their website provides all the new patient forms, so you can fill out prior to arriving. Upon arriving, I checked in, handed over my paperwork and insurance info and sat down to wait. They do have a mandatory $60 maintenance fee - this covers administration fees and the like. This is the first doctor's office I have been to that does that. You have to pay this fee once a year, for as long as you are a patient. I honestly didn't wait too long and was called back by a nurse. She took my weight, blood pressure, etc. The doctor arrived shortly after that. I was given a prescription and was out the door. Overall, it wasn't a bad experience. I felt comfortable while I was there and everyone was nice and friendly. If I need to see the doctor again anytime soon, I will go back here.

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My girlfriends and I, like many others, were lured in by the promise of an open bar until midnight, so this review is for the establishment as a night life spot - NOT for tattoos. PROS: Yes we got free drinks. I don't care if its cheap alcohol, they were free, so that rules. We were able to get our mass alcohol on here before heading over to JET for some booty shaking. Friendly and relaxed environment. Strangers can mingle with made it ideal for my single girlfriends looking to meet some guys. We ended up coming here two nights in a row, once before heading to JET and the second night as a night-ender after being at another hotel. We met a big group of English guys and were able to A. hear them talk, B. dance a little bit on the patio and C. have easy access to drinks. Perfect mix that resulted in the late night make out session for my single sistas! Waitresses. They ruled. Lots of hot tattooed chicks who were REALLY interacting with people, dancing and laughing with patrons, etc. CONS: I didn't realize there was a $10 cover for ladies that went along with the open bar. Lame. I was caught by surprise by that. Because of that, we felt pressure to get as many drinks in before heading to JET as we could, which technically isn't a horrible problem to have in Vegas. Space. Small inside, small patio. You really did have to protect your spot to sit or people would push their way to take it. "Diverse" clientele. This place ain't exclusive. Lots of unattractive people here, but some attractive people. But more unattractive than attractive.