Problem: Write a positive yelp review.
A: Hi everyone...I'm Rose and I'm a kabacurryholic. I decided to bump it up another star because I can't get enough of the curry here. I am seriously addicted. Although it is a food court that caters to college kids, the curry has me coming back again and again. I take my orders to go. And I have to do everything in my power not to tear open the bowl of curry goodness while I am driving. In my previous review, I was disappointed that I did not have a say in the spice level. Well, I was wrong- all I had to do was just ask. Ask and you shall receive. Be on the lookout for the yellow signage in front of the building, guiding you to the land of perfect potato croquettes and delicious curry. I may just have to stop in later today...before the withdrawal tremors kick in.

Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A: I came here with the wife and was eventually joined by my sisters in law. We were seated quickly, which is what I'd expect on a Monday night. We were greeted promptly and given our drinks which consisted of lemonade and iced tea. We eventually ordered our meals. I had one of the combos which included a crab cake, fish and chips, stuffed shrimp, and onion strings. My wife ordered the queen crab pot with a garlic butter sauce. First off, I'll start with the good - the crab legs were good. The crab cake seemed a bit overly salty, but was overall pretty good. Now, for the rest. Service overall was very slow. When we decided to try a mixed drink it took 15 minutes before it arrived at the table. The meals, save for the crab legs, were generally over salted. The stuffed shrimp were.... interesting. They give you 4, 2 were plenty for me because I couldn't eat any more of them. The onion strings were good if you got the edges of them. The middle of them was soggy and seemed like they hadn't been in the fryer long enough. I don't know what the heck they did with the fish fillet, but the batter was salty, and the flavor was wrong. That's the only way to describe it. The fish itself definitely had the frozen-thawed sense about it. Definitely not fresh. The tartar sauce they gave me may as well have been mayonnaise. That's all it really was. When the checks arrived the waitress disappeared and we waited another 15 minutes before we'd finally had enough and sought out the manager to take care of our bills. I would like to give them another shot but I just can't feel it's worth the money to gamble for a sub par experience.

Problem: Write a positive yelp review.
A:
Oh Madison Farmer's Market...how I miss you. Since my move to the Chicago area I have not been able to find a match to you. As a teenager and young adult I remember getting up with my family and driving the 45 min to get to you as a really sweet summer treat. I looked forward to the cheese curds, beef jerky, veggies and bakery items that would feed us on the trip home. Cut flowers always seemed to find a way home with us to brighten the following week. Herbs and other plants became new friends to take care of in the garden. My family still jokes about the time in my teens I carried a plastic grocery bag full (and I mean full!) of heirloom chives around the whole capitol, because I thought if I didn't buy them right then for the really cheap price of 5 bucks they would be gone when I came back. And I was right...when we went back to our car they had all been sold.