I was just randomly browsing Literotica , when I came across this story . Starts off ok , but by the end I was giggling so much it hurt . Some of my favourite bits are under the cut . He put his head between his hairy legs and started to cry . In an impulse , I jumped above him and kissed him like it was the last day on Earth . He , scared , got far from me . OPTIONS:
- It is non - fiction .
- It is romance .
- It is about adventure .
- It is about sports .

A: What is the genre of the reading ?

I ' ve never in my entire life been pissed off for that long before , without any break in my mood at all . I was such a whiney cranky bitch at work yesterday that my manager actually asked me if I needed to take the next day off . I said that it IS my day off , and she said good . I was in a bad mood ever since getting stuck on the mountain overnight , but I think I have finally gotten over it . OPTIONS:
- The subject was in a bad mood because they wanted to go back to the mountain .
- The subject was in a bad mood because they did n't like their manager .
- None of the above choices .
- The subject was in a bad mood because they got stuck on the mountain overnight .

A: Why was the subject in a bad mood ?

A two - year college ! how awesome is that ? ) And it 's very popular , so they ' ve been wanting to add a planetarium for the furthering of science edumacation thereof . * hearty applause * And as a part of their campaign for this , they got Charlie Duke , 10th man to walk on the moon , to visit our li'l campus . OPTIONS:
- It is a four year college .
- None of the above choices .
- It is a college for long - term students .
- It is a university experience .

A: Why is the narrator excited to go to this college ?

There 's not much at that place . Then it was home and Red Lobster . I used to love that restaurant , but to me and my family , the food has lost its delectability . Only the biscuits and pina colada beverage are good . My trip to Great America yesterday sucked balls . OPTIONS:
- I did not enjoy the activities I was on yesterday
- None of the above choices .
- The biscuits and pina colada at Great American suck
- I would have had a better time without my family

A:
What can be determined from the trip I was on ?