[Q]: Objective: how to get a decorative pie crust?
[A]: crimp with keys to make a fancy design

[Q]: Objective: How do you shave your hair?
[A]: Use a razor.

[Q]: Objective: To clean out the dishwasher.
[A]: Fill the soap holder with plain vinegar and and run the dishwasher without dishes. Do this as many times as needed.

[Q]: Objective: how do you get on an airplane?
[A]:
give the flight attendant your ticket, and make your way up the ramp into the plane.