Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: Ok, I just do not get this place. At all. Packed with traveling insurance brokers, horny 30 somethings, and desperate housewife wanna be's, the scene is kinda terrifying. The bar was ok, except we had these meat head types breathing down our necks behind us because they couldn't sit at the bar and were obviously bent out of shape about it. When the hostess finally came to get us, she told me I wouldn't be seated in the dining room unless I removed my hat. Is that a promise or a threat? When we were finally seated, the waiter was snooty. Snooty! Why?? You work in a glorified TGI Friday!! The food could have been outstanding (it wasn't) and it really wouldn't have mattered. There's so many better places to eat in this town.
Q: positive

A: BEST BLACKBEAN BURGER EVER IN MY LIFE. i miss crane alley. it was my go-to restaurant in the CU area. always: blackbean burger, no sprouts with a side of greek pasta salad. even better with a bloody mary or a spicy martini, there's a specific one that i'm talking about but i can't remember what it's called... they also have an AMAZING beer selection. every time i go there are a few new draft beers. definitely try a beer flight. oh and the sweet potato fries. so goooooddddd. i've tried a few other items on the menu, but after finding the blackbean burger there was never a reason to order anything else. SERIOUSLY THE BEST EVER. 5 million stars.
Problem: What would be an example of an positive (OPTIONS:
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Answer: Hot, cooked after you order, tasty, great prices. I've been happy with the food & the service. The lunch special really can't be beat here in this area.
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Output: I went thru drive thru tonight and was absolutely disgusted at what I saw. While we were waiting at window to pay and get food, the guy getting our drinks filled up our cups using the ice that was sitting in the catch-all tray under the fountain machine. I could not believe my eyes. When the other guy came to window to collect money I immediately said I am not taking those drinks because he just filled up the cups with ice from the nasty tray under the fountain machine. All he said was "ok" with a shit grin on his face. I told him he was gonna give me 3 empty cups and i would go inside to fill myself. He said he would give to me when I came inside. I said you will give them to me now, which he did. Then of course, I got home and realized I paid with cash and he so conveniently forgot to give me my receipt. So here I am signing up for my first yelp review. I will never eat here again!
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output: Did you say $5 don Julio shots????? $4 margaritas????? You can bet your *** that anytime you come here you will hear this. To me that is music to my ears! Why? Oh because I LOVE tequila. Just no gold tequila unless it's in a margarita that's okay. Now if you are already feeling it from prior drinks elsewhere and are looking to eat this is a place to come when you have friends with you to sit upstairs and take it easy and knock some more drinks back. Because during the time you wait depending on your waitress you might have to wait a bit you might not. Now when my friend and I went on Friday we weren't concerned really on how long it took between things until we wanted to pay for our tab. Apparently the waitress was down stairs serving as well. We easily could have ditched our tab in which my friend was saying we should do but since it was Friday the 13th I felt like we would get bad juju for something like that. So we had to search high and low for this waitress of ours and told another waitress we needed to leave right now and had to get our waitress then she came running. When you are working multiple tables on multiple levels I don't expect prompt service on a Friday night just a good place to come for drinks really because the Mac and cheese burrito is okay at best. Nothing spectacular just better drunk food then filibertos nonsense!
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Very poor emergency medical service this evening (11:50pm) when a young man with his head face down on a table and barely responsive. Security personnel with obviously NO MEDICAL training atempted to help and were extremely defensive with myself and my so. Both Firefights/EMTs trying to assist. We were both told to back off and " We have it handled, we deal with this every day" they obviously did not know what they were doing, and failed to call for professional emergency medical care. This type of ignorance is unacceptable in this day and age and is extremely costly (liability) to any business. Wake up.