( I still never have been deer hunting , and I would probably go if someone invited me . But I have been jackrabbit hunting one time . ) My first week of school in Utah , a kid named Troy came up to me and told me I was n't wearing the right pants . Then he pointed down at his H.A.S.H .- brand jeans with the bell - bottom legs and copious golden stitching .
Answer the following question: Where might I be currently living ?

Provo

Ah yes , another Monday . Monday 's suck , they really do . I suppose it 's not all Monday 's fault , after all , it did n't choose to follow the weekend , it just sort of got stuck there . But usually Monday 's can be ignored for the most part .
Answer the following question: What sport might the narrator have spent the day before watching if the month was February .

The narrator may have been watching football .

I 'll post a pic of it later .... I wish I could capture its amazing fragrance in the picture too ! So .... I have hope . Its amazing how hope can blossom out of the smallest of gestures .
Answer the following question: What is a characteristic of the thing I want to share ?

None of the above choices .

THat was nice but I feel guilty because there s so many other things I should be doing . Two days ago I woke up sober for the first time in 2 weeks . It felt weird . The world was real again .
Answer the following question: What may be the reason for them drinking so much ?
To escape reality .