Here is an email: Hi, I just came across following discussion on Economics that provides an interesting insight. Economic philosophies explained in terms of two cows: Socialism - You have two cows. You give one to your neighbor. Communism - You have two cows. The government takes both and gives you milk. Fascism - You have two cows. The government takes them both and sells you the milk. Capitalism - You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Bureaucracy - You have two cows. The government takes them both, shoots one, milks the other, pays you for the milk , then pours it down the drain. Corporate - You have two cows. You downsize one, then require the other one to produce the milk of four cows, then act surprised when it falls dead. Democracy - You have two cows. You are taxed to the point where you have to sell them both so that the government can support a man in a foreign country who has one cow, which was a gift from your country. Hope you enjoyed. Inja Chun
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Here is an email: Ben noticed a mistake in the ABB contract - one I missed. Enron's address was listed as 1400 Louisiana. I could not figure out where that address came from, as it had been correct before. I asked Kathy and she told me that she changed it from Smith to Louisiana because she thought that was the correct address. Ok, now I'm scared.
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