question: I am alive , and in fact quite well . I spent a quick two weeks in NYC and am now back in la la land . When I got home in NY I discovered my locks had been changed .
Q: Why is the narrator likely panicking ?

answer: They ca n't get into their place .

question: Today looks like the coldest day of this winter . The forecast says it 's gon na snow . But the weather actually did n't turn out that badly freezing , the only thing annoyed me was our drainage , which I guess was blocked again , and that , really made me feel " freezing " inside .
Q: What may happen if it snowed ?

answer: It would become cold .

question: And the pork ! It was so fatty that it melted in my mouth . I said to myself , " I ' ve just died and gone to heaven !
Q: How would the narrator describe the chef who made the pork dish .

answer:
The narrator would call them an expert chef .