Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: Went here a few months ago and was highly disappointed, but since the other car washes in the area didn't seem much better I have it a second chance. When I pulled up I was ignored as other cars who pulled in after me were helped. I'm not sure one employee smiled the entire time I was there and the car wash was done very poorly. Will never go back again. This place makes Danny's and Francis & Sons look way better and there car washed now seem to be high quality compared got Cobblestone. I don't think I will ever even get gas here again.
Q: negative

A: i had an aweful experience at this place. First, my boyfriend's food came out before mine. and 10 minutes later, after my boyfriend was almost done eating, my food still hadn't come out. All I ordered was the grilled cheese. when the waitress realized, she told me my hamburger was on it's way. I had to correct her to tell her I ordered the grilled cheese and not a hamburger. When she finally brought my food, she told me that the grilled cheese had come out, but she didn't see a tomato in it so she didn't think it was mine. Funny, why would she then say my hamburger was on it's way? Another issue is that she kept saying she'd get me more water after I told her numerous times I ordered an iced tea. I can understand if it was super busy and that's the reason why she was making mistakes, but it wasn't. Also, it cost over $40 for a turkey sandwich, grilled cheese with tomato, sparkling water (no refill) and iced tea. If you're gonna charge customers that much money for a freaking sandwich, then at least provide some sort of service.
Problem: What would be an example of an positive (OPTIONS:
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- positive) review?

Answer: Awesome place! Love that it is near camelback mountain and open early. Great food, dog friendly, shaded patio. The only thing that could be better is if it was full service.
Input: OPTIONS:
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Generate a negative review for a place
Output: Horrible service. The only one really working seemed like the hostess that was trying to clean tables, seat people, cash people out, and bus. The servers were seriously super nonchalant about the fact that it was a busy restaurant. Food coming out was slow and nothing special at all. I used to be in the service industry and tip very well and left a 10% tip because I felt bad for the hostess and hope they give her something. People that serve/have served know that even with bad service you would usually give 15% and give people the benefit of the doubt on having a bad day or something but all around you can tell it was a bad operation.
input: Write a negative yelp review (OPTIONS:
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output: My familiarity with Filipino food is limited to what my Filipino friends have either shared or recommended to me-- Pancit and Lumpia. Given that, I have never been into a foreign-food restaurant in the Las Vegas area that basically only catered to people who are already very familiar with the food and the language. The menu didn't have any English descriptions (except for the description of Filipino Spaghetti) and I had no clue what anything was except for what I already knew-- Pancit (although there were two different kinds and I didn't know the difference) and Lumpia. I glanced at the food on the Panda Express-style serving line and decided to skip it because most of the trays were either scraped empty or the food looked like it had dried out. So I scanned the menu and decided to order both the pancit and the lumpia. The young man at the register was extremely polite and explained some of the foods to me without coming off as condescending, or making me feel like an idiot! The Pancit came out piping hot and tasted just as amazing as it smelled! I also got way more than I expecting for the price. They nearly overflowed my to-go box with hot and delicious pancit! On the other hand, the lumpia smelled and tasted like it had been fried, refrigerated and then fried again. The inside was extremely dry and chewy and the outside looked and tasted burnt. I ended up only eating 2 of the 10+ pieces of lumpia. Overall, I definitely wouldn't recommend this to my non-Filipino friends because I wouldn't want them to feel as lost and out-of-place as I did. And I wouldn't recommend this place to my Filipino friends because I only tried two things from this place one of which sucked, the other I'm no connoisseur of anyway, I just know what I think tastes good.
Q: positive

A:
Ya know what i'm gonna be the first and foremost to champion the Orbit bus system It's a hero who is drastically unsung where is your bard oh kind and noble blue chariot? why doth the nightengale sing your praises nought? For the life of me i cannot, will not see how someone could complain about a bus line that is free! whose drivers are friendly and knowledgable, and whose sole purpose is to serve the community! You negative nancy SOBs! dont give the orbit anything less than 3 stars! you take those pathetic unwarranted 2 and 1 star reviews back how dare you! i dont care how many sweaty hobos i have to sit by! i dont care how many zonked out crack head overweight very sweaty black ladies w/ no underwear i have to sit by! i dont care if i have to fucking stand! THIS BUS IS FREE but leave it to zonies to piss and moan about everything dont bogart the love man! give the orbit some! (not literally metaphorically)