Sentiment analysis: We stayed at the La Quinta Inn for 1 reason only - because they allow cats. Vegas has a very pet-UNfriendly policy and those hotels that allow them allow dogs only and so while we would have paid for a nicer hotel and location, we stayed here. Here's what you need to know. - our lights didn't all work - half the channels on our tv didn't load (and I'm not talking about any special channels. I'm talking about NBC and CBS and such) - our room REEKED of piss Let me say that we weren't expecting the La Quinta Inn being some cheaper replacement for a strip-grade hotel. We just wanted somewhere to stay the night on our cross-country drive that was clean and didn't smell nauseatingly of waste. I get that accommodating pets is a tricky business but I didn't pay $80+ to be placed in the back of the hotel in a room of THAT quality off-strip. You want budget STAY ELSEWHERE please for your sake.

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Sentiment analysis: I hadn't planned on eating here. The only reason we went was because I had a huge hangover from the night before and it was the closest restaurant to the bottom of the elevator. We headed in at about 2 in the afternoon for a nice breakfast to get the morning going and the restaurant was virtually empty. We were a party of 8 and we were sat immediately. We were "that" table and our group kept growing by one or two people but the wait staff was gracious enough to let us slide a couple of tables over to accommodate. The service was quite good. As soon as I sat down the waitress asked me what I wanted to drink and took my order as soon as I put down the menu. I'm not sure if anyone asked but she also took the liberty of separating all our checks to simplify the paying process (although I know it made it much more difficult for her). The food took quite a while to come out which is pretty standard for any large table (about 25 min from order to table), but the manager came out and apologized for the long wait and brought us some warm bread to tide us over until the food came out. The food was pretty solid. I got a burger and thank God this is one of the few places that will actually serve you a burger rare. The meat was perfectly cooked or not cooked depending how you look at it. The fries were acceptable. While I was sitting there feeling like death I kept thinking that the place looked like a more spacious Cheesecake Factory. Little did I know that the restaurant is actually from the same people who made the Cheesecake Factory. I guess alcohol makes you more perceptive.

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Sentiment analysis: Lava show at Mirage is a fun fire show in the front of the building. It's free, starts at 8pm and continues on the hour for the rest of the night. I'm not sure when it ends, but I'd get there 5-10 minutes before the hour to get a good place to stand.

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