Problem: Write a positive (OPTIONS:
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A: The Bouchon brunch at the Venetian was the best I have ever had. I had the omelette du jour which was spinach and cheddar cheese with bacon on the side. As soon as I had my second bite of the omelette (that sweet spot where you first hit cheese) I knew that I had to try to replicate this at home. I started concentrating intensely on the flavors, so that I could remember this meal. I manufactured tiny bites with my fork, a triangular piece of omelette, a bit of bacon for the top...trying to make it last. It didn't last. When I was eating, I had this crazy thought: "If I win the lotto, I'll fly my whole family out here so we can come get brunch". I also had this intense urge to steal the plate. I have never been a criminal, I was just high on cheese, and I needed a memento. I have been unable to replicate it at home.
Q: negative

A: Legitimate gripes. Took my wife here for her birthday. We were excited and wanted to love this place. The hostesses were almost oblivious to guests standing in front of them. The tables. Spaced nicely apart . However the giant pedestal under the table leaves you nowhere to put your feet. Photos of you and your guest? Moments after being sat, we were asked if we would like our photo taken. Unbelievable at a well priced dining establishment. Took the romance right out of the restaurant. The sommelier the star of the night . Five stars. We ordered fois and tartare apps. Scallops and short ribs for entrees. Fois good, weird but good. Apps came flying out. The tartare tasted excellent except for the gelled egg yoke. Overcooked. How did no one notice in the kitchen. I ate it anyway. No sooner were apps removed before the entrees came flying out as well. My worst pet peeve in a restaurant. I thought we were at mcdonalds. Scallops no real complaints. Short rib, same. Biggest complaint here, the bus staff is not trained to not take plates until all guests are finished. How many times will they try to take your plates. Buy a book on dining etiquette and train it to your staff. About an hour into our rushed meal, we had had enough. Pass on desserts. Even though I wrote in my open table reservation that it was my wife's birthday we were celebrating, this was never acknowledged. We paid our bill and left a fifteen percent tip. Our usual is twenty percent. Ten would have been deserved. Sage. Thanks for ruining dinner. We were so bummed after eating there, we cancelled our reservation at Gordon Ramsay steak. Tired of paying for less then stellar experiences. We both work for our money.
Problem: What would be an example of an positive (OPTIONS:
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Answer: Great view and wonderful patio. Service was terrible, waitress did not write anything down, we had a table of 10 of us and she screwed everything up. Would only bring 1 drink at a time. Ordered food only 1/2 of it came out, waitress forgot to put order in for some of it. Food was mediocre. Best thing is the view. Would not eat there again, but would have drinks and hang out. They had an awesome acoustic guitar player there, a shame for him that service there was terrible. We saw 2 tables of people leave due to service.
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Output: Nice place, clean, quiet, quasi European looking; very nice staff Went in to have my lower face waxed, chin and lip area only. When I got home and grabbed the magnifying mirror I could feel the hair. I was stunned to see the same few hairs waving Hi in the mirror. I tweezed a couple of them because I had to be in the public eye in a few. I went back the next day and told them the issue. They were very polite and got me back in within 15 min. But then the catch from the "waxer" to the waxee : ) I was told that your lower face has different areas, the little strip called above your lips, the tiny little area spot called below your lip and then the chin area? You want all three done its $30. for a very small portion of your face and 8 min. of your time Ambiance is nice , push on product sale heavy, expensive and average on what I had done.
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output: Stay away from service department! This review is long overdue, but I needed to get it up and hopefully help someone avoid what we endured. I have a Lincoln Navigator. We live far away from the Lincoln dealer so I opted to take it to the nearest Ford dealership for a simple oil change. My car has automatic running boards that come out whenever you open your door. I noticed right away that there was a slight noise when I opened my door and the running board came down, this was at the dealership the very first time I opened it to leave. It had never made the noise before but I thought maybe it was just because they had washed it and some water was left behind, so I shrugged it off. By that evening it was getting louder. And by the next day it was making a grinding noise and clanking every time. I called right away. I explained what was going on and suggested that maybe when they had it on the lift they accidentally placed the lift incorrectly and damaged the running board. I was eventually transferred to a manager who kept saying they would be happy to schedule me to have the work done. I said that I wasn't calling to schedule repairs for my car, I was calling because my car sustained damage at their service shop and I would like for them to look at it and then we could figure out what to do from there. With out looking at the car he insisted that it was impossible for them to damage my car during an oil change, but they'd be happy to to complete any repairs I needed and get me on the schedule. What?! I was shocked. It is entirely possible to misguide a lift on a vehicle if someone isn't paying attention. I am a very reasonable and courteous person, but it's ridiculous to not even offer to assess the vehicle before making a determination. And NO I didn't want to schedule and pay for a repair at the same place that needlessly damaged it in the first place. Horrible. Horrible. Stay away. My simple oil change on a new vehicle wound up costing a bundle. Shame on Gaudin Ford. You've lost what would have been a long time client.
Q: positive

A:
What's not to love? Tucked inside the Pavilion in Southend, crazy art on the walls, banners, notes written in sharpie, mismatched chairs, rocking chairs, and an odd layout to boot. Needless to say, it's PERFECT. My kind of spot for a good breakfast or any time, for that matter. It's like a Common Market met a grungy record shop and then decided to focus on bagels. I just love this place. Parking can feel a bit odd since there aren't many spaces out front and it's so close to South Blvd. I'd park where ever you can find an open space. The menu is extensive with tons of crazy concoctions. There are plenty of more breakfast-style choices but tons that will appeal to the lunch bunch as well. My favorite for an anytime or good breakfast -- Mary's Grubby Bubby. Tomato, avocado, egg, and muenster. I was stoked to see they had some bialy left, too! Tried it on for size and it was amazing. I love making bialy at home and Owen's really hit the spot. Though I didn't grab a cup of coffee with my breakfast, the roaster they use out of Raleigh had bottles of cold brew in the cooler. Love trying new cold brews and loved that Owen's had this for sale. Picked up a bottle on the way out. The service is great. Homeboy was nice and took care of like 6 people after I ordered mine. That guy had some hustle, too. He then came out and took care of the entire room while everyone was eating. One man teams like that are hard to come by. My hat's off to you, my friend. Owen's is numero uno if I'm ever in Southend and craving a bagel. Next up, I'm going for something a little heartier! Can't wait to come back again. It had been too long since my first. Thanks, Owen's!