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Output: This is a food court review only. This was my first time coming to this Costco because we were in the area. I wish now I had gone some place else. I looked up their number and called ahead to order a pizza. I do this all the time at the costco's by my house and have never had an issue. They said it'd be 20 minutes. I got there just 15 minutes after calling. I paid for the pizza while the wife and kids waited in the car as they do when we go to other costcos. The cashier said it wasn't ready yet but she'd let me know when it was done. I stood by and watched as several pizzas came out of the oven and went to others. Two pizzas sat there waiting for someone but they were there when I got there so I didn't think either was mine. After 15 minutes of standing there I started to get upset. I tried to flag down one of the cashiers as they were going back and forth only to be ignored several times and to wait a minute another time. Finally I had them check and my pizza was one of the two that had been waiting there since I arrived. I told the guy I had been waiting for 15 minutes and called half an hour prior and was told it'd be 20 minutes. I also said the other cashier told me she'd let me know when my order was ready but clearly didn't. A disinterested "sorry, sir" was all I got before he gave me the pizza and went back to man the register. I stopped by guest services to complain. They offered to get me a manager but my wife was texting me that the kids were screaming. They offered me a car wash which I declined because why would I want a car wash? I was upset about the food court. Either offer me my money back or a free soda or something that shows that you care. A little more empathy for having wasted 15 minutes of my time by not checking for my pizza properly or fulfilling the promise of looking for it would have been great. The line was actually shorter than what I normally see at other costcos so I'm not sure what the problem was. It leads me to believe that the food court employees are either not properly trained or don't care. Either way I won't be back and don't recommend them to anyone. The cold, soggy pizza wasn't worth the $10 and especially not the 30+ minute wait.

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Output: Other than our waiter, Duke, nothing was spectacular. Don't get me wrong...the food is very good, but not amazing. If you are into people watching this is your place!

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Output: We went on a Sunday night @ 8:30 pm which was advertised as 50% off sushi rolls after 5 pm. My husband does not like sushi so he ordered chicken fried rice. We ordered lettuce wraps and egg rolls as appetizers. The apps were both good, however when we asked for extra lettuce, we only got one more piece, seemed a little stingy. The chicken fried rice was terrible, and the vegetables used were from a frozen bag of veggies (you can tell by the cube-cut carrots). I ordered 3 rolls of sushi, some of the smallest rolls/pieces I have ever seen. The worst part is when we got the bill, $80 and the rolls were not 50% off. When we asked the waitress about it, she said we had to sit at the sushi bar in order to get the 50% off. How shady can a place be? The food was terrible, I felt swindled and totally overpriced.

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(Note: Rating only applicable from 2am-6am) Stack. Sausage. Over-easy. Biscuit. There have been nights where I go into Merry Ann's and that's all I'd say. And I'd be a happy man. Despite being off-campus, this is still the numero uno place to go when you've got that drunken hunger. The late night staff is great too as long as you're not overly drunk or loud; my friends and I have come in enough that they recognize us, even though some of us have been alumni for a few years now. As noted above, the stack is their signature item (hash browns, meat, cheese, egg, and gravy), which I recommend with sausage (hamburger is too plain) and a biscuit. An acceptable alternative is the horseshoe burger (toast, cheese fries, burger). (Second note: Make sure you go to this location and not the one in downtown Champaign. The downtown one is too brightly lit, takes longer to get your food since it holds more people, and doesn't have the same staff or service)