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Output: Complimentary shortbread with my Lapsang Souchong, and service with a genuine smile. I knew the Balmoral Hotel was swish and swoo, and so when stopping into the Bar one evening for a coffee with a friend I knew I would pay a little extra premium. But I have to say I was absolutely delighted by the service, the tea itself, and the surroundings. Whilst The Balmoral Hotel has it's own page and reviews on Yelp (http://www.yelp.co.uk/biz/the-balmoral-hotel-ltd-edinburgh-4), I'm reviewing only the Bar as you can visit it as a normal punter or passer-by, enjoy the drinks and ambience, without the need of staying there. It was a blustery Sunday night, we'd been to the movies and wanted somewhere to rest for an hour or so past 9pm where we didn't have to drink alcomahol. Debating the pros and cons of crossing over the Bridge to get to Starbucks we suddenly realised The Balmoral Bar was sitting right in front of us. As it's part of the hotel and usually is really busy with resident tourists coming and going, it's the sort of place where you can't see the wood for the trees and completely don't even register it. But I'm so glad we did. As I said, my lapsang souchong that I ordered came with complimentary shortbread. It was also served in a delightful tea set, with proper strainer and real tea leaves. This is a minor detail but avid readers of my reviews (humour me here!) may notice that I place high regard on establishments that understand the importance of a well-brewed pot of tea. Bags will do, yes, but loose leaf is where it's at. My friend's hot chocolate smelled absolutely delicious too and had the perfect creamy foam on top. Our waitress was just an absolute delight. Table service, of course, and she genuinely enthused that she hoped we enjoyed it and made wee quips and comments about "not being able to have tea in Scotland without a biscuit" and asked us how our night had been as if she really cared. It made all the difference. A quick glance over the cocktail menu told me I'd need to go back to try them but save up my pennies first - at around 11 a cocktail there again was a premium. If I were ever on a slightly lavish, nice night out for a celebration and dressed up a wee bit, I would certainly head here for some pre / post dinner cocktails and I shall definitely choose the Balmoral over Starbucks again any day for a tea or coffee.

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Output: This store is like a Mega store. Maybe they are a little bit over they head because sadly the meats are not the best. They have meat on sale for 3 and 4 bucks and its coloring is brown to black. Meat should be Red. I will shop here but I will stay away from the meat. If you can get pass that the store is really ok.

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Output: Honestly, Butterfields (and Butters, for that matter) is the definitive breakfast restaurant. The food is top notch and consistent, as is the service. They strive to have your food to you within seven minutes of you sitting down, and I've seldom seen them miss that window even at peak hours. Pricing is more than reasonable. You're looking at a dollar or two more than a place like iHop or Dennys, and the food and service are in completely different league. Both Butterfields and Butters have arguably achieved the status of being a tourist destination. They're one of the places that absolutely everybody has heard of, and people visiting Scottsdale almost always make it point to visit. While I won't claim to speak to the full merits of everything that goes into making an operation of this class, I will make one statement. The owners Chris, Teddy and George all understand a concept that is lost on many. When you run an establishment of this caliber you're no longer merely in the restaurant business, you're in the hospitality business. Pay attention to any truly great business, they all share one core quality - they all make it a point to make you feel as if you have just found a second home. As a customer, I have felt as if I was special since the day I walked in. The trick, of course, is that they are able to create that effect for every customer that walks in the door. Judging by how packed this place always is, it's safe to say that the full extent of the experience Butterfields creates is not lost on many.

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We went here because they have a gluten-free menu. While the menu is gluten-free, it's not particularly healthy and is full of dairy and fried foods. There were a few healthier options and I picked the salmon. It was alright. My biggest complaint is that the salad that comes with the entree came covered in croutons. The waiter knew I ordered from the gluten-free menu but wasn't paying much attention to the details. Oh well. I didn't drink the beer but my friend that did said it was good.