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Output: ** PARENTS BEWARE: Scalding Hot Water from Bathroom Tap ** My fiancee and I had to stay here when our flight out of Montreal was delayed enough that we would have missed our connection home. The airport shuttle driver was friendly and offered us some suggestions for what to do with our additional night in town. Though the choices were few, there was a movie theater, a mall, and a few restaurants that we could visit with their (other) free shuttle service. I asked the front desk for change so I could tip the airport shuttle driver and was told that they could do that but that they would keep 10%. I was in a hurry and just assumed it was USD to CAD conversion. Of course it wasn't anywhere near that. The shuttle driver was friendly enough but drove like he was on a race track. We were having to hold on pretty tight to make sure we didn't get knocked around in the back of the van. The next morning... I went in to brush my teeth and turned on the hot water as I would anywhere and let it run for a couple of seconds before testing it out. Normally it either would have been just right or maybe a little warmer than I like. This water was SCALDING HOT. I put my hand under it for an an instant and pulled it back out quickly screaming expletives that I won't repeat here. Even after running my hand under cold water for a while it still felt like I had done some pretty good damage to a couple of my fingers. Then we headed downstairs to get some breakfast at their in-hotel restaurant called Volare. The buffet looked busy so we decided to give it a try. It was the usual fare: scrambled eggs, bacon, sausage, French toast, pastries, cereal, etc. I'm used to eggs being either powdered which has an different taste than fresh but these tasted "grainy" and I didn't have much of that. The French toast was tasty and we ate more of that than anything. The finale had to be the milk. My fiancee had gotten herself a bowl of cereal and 2% milk. The milk came out of the container curdled. When I showed it to the waiter they quickly removed all the cartons from the buffet and threw them out muttering something about a refrigerator that isn't being kept cold enough. The shop downstairs was closed at 8:45am so we had to get change (again, at a huge markup) so that we could get a soda from one of the vending machines. As another reviewer mentioned, this machine looked like it was from many many years ago. And a *can* of soda was $2. If the stay hadn't been free I would have gotten my money back.

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Output: Close to home and I'm a big philly fan. We called in the order and were asked how many sandwiches we needed and we said two. Apparently, they were running low on bread and had we needed more we would have been turned down. Then we asked for the wedge cut fries and they were out of those as well. Starving and now craving Philly cheese steak, we ordered anyways. We took it to go and the food was very hot. Got home and it was still warm, to my surprise, the fries were amazing and the italian philly I ordered was good. I got it with just meat and cheese. We would go back.

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Output: After reading the reviews, I decided to have dinner at the infamous "Bootlegger Bistro". This place let me down. I was completely disappointed. NEVER AGAIN!!! Trust this review. For starters, the bread was good, but the marinara was terribly oily. I couldn't even dip the bread in the marinara, without my bread being drenched in oil. I ordered salmon Alfredo, with a side Caesar salad. The ceasar salad was good and fresh. Upon receiving my main food, I noticed it was a shrimp dish with pasta, which was COMPLETELY different from what I ordered. The server Stephen (who was really nice) advised me to keep my order, as the chef was preparing a fresh piece of salmon for me. Although I was upset about getting a completely different order, I had faith that Stephen would deliver. As I ate the shrimp dish, I discovered that it was actually shrimp scampi (shrimp sauteed with garlic in butter, olive oil, and white wine and parsley over pasta) and not a creamy sauce like Alfredo is. So, for my server to replace the shrimp with salmon and leave the pasta, would have been pointless. I advised Stephen and he advised he would bring me salmon Alfredo. After receiving the dish, let me tell you....the salmon was seasoned and cooked to perfection and was pure deliciousness!!! . The alfredo on the other hand was NASTY!!!! It lacked flavor, was gluey, watery and tasted like it was out of a can. Uggghhhhh!!! Worst I ever had. I advised Stephen. Stephen apologized, bought the bill and advised he couldn't do anything about the dish, but took off my Caesar salad. At this time, I noticed the price of the shrimp dish was more than the salmon Alfredo, which is what he charged me for. I informed Stephen that I was charged more than what the I initially ordered. Stephen said, "The shrimp dish and salmon is the same price. The bill is still correct." I paid the bill and left the resturant. As I pulled out of the parking lot, I felt conflicted about what Stephen told me. I parked and walked back into the resturant and checked the price. I noticed I was charged more than what I had originally ordered. REALLY????? Stephen over charged me for my meal....and was too lazy and incompetent to charge me for the actual meal they F'd up!!!!! I advised the manager on duty, Roman who was completely unprofessional. I WILL NEVER eat here again. What a waste of money. If you want good Italian food, go to maggiano's or Giada's at the Cromwell.

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Celebrating a birthday here and found Windsor to be just the ticket. Service was exemplary, the throw-back cocktails were astounding. Especially loved the #04 - try it, you'll love it. Actually everything we tried was delish. Cocktails, starters, dinners, and ice cream dessert. We shared the mini corn-dogs (yum) and the roulette of roasted peppers (surprisingly yum) pre-dinner. Everybody ordered something different and all was quite good - pork sandwich, tuna tartare, ahi tuna salad, white fish sandwich, and the short ribs - I would have any one of them again. As said before, service was excellent and the place has great music playing with a hip wall to check out as you enter the restroom area. Be forewarned though - the parking lot is TINY.