Sentiment analysis: World famous bacon egg on a kaiser roll. Add .50 for a donut. Mistake. . 50 more drops the kaiser roll entirely and they serve the eggs and bacon between 2 donuts . True gastrononsense. Dirty tables no attention to detail in cleaning. Why no spoons on their tables. Tragic won't come here again.
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Sentiment analysis: After reading the other quality reviews, I had high hopes for Cyros as the wife and I have often driven by but opted for other battle-tested sushi options nearby. But, given a long holiday weekend and the chance to rid myself of a restaurant.com gift certificate, we headed over for dinner this week. Given that it was a Thursday night, the place had a few tables full but the seating was open and we even had our choice of a regular table or a higher bar top. The crowd definitely felt "Southpark" with the dyed blonde, botox-frozen ladies sipping glasses of wine while glaring at the pretty young woman in the other corner who's got a much older man wrapped around her arm. But, hey, that's the neighborhood, not Cyros' fault. Glad to know they've been accepted by the locals. Our downward spiral began with the service. Things never really clicked with our server, Gisele. She was slow to come to the table, almost invisible when it came time for refills, and reluctant to come back to check on the food she had just served. Now there were two other servers in the room who did a much better job- checking in with us and offering refills. Had they been our server, there'd at least be another star here as both seemed to genuinely be concerned with the customer experience both at our tables and those surrounding us. For apps, I went with the seaweed salad and we had an order of endamame to share. Both were embarrassments. For $5, the seaweed salad was the smallest portion I had ever. I even took a picture and added it to this page (see above). It was literally served in what looked like a soy sauce dish. We also had to send back the endamame because it was cold. We saw another table do the same and overhead their server mention that they had a new guy in the back. Whoa, if we can't get steamed soybean pods correct then we're not ready for primetime. We then waited (and waited) for our sushi. Nothing makes me more mad then seeing tables that arrived after us getting their meals ahead of us. I tried to reconcile this by thinking we ordered some fancy rolls, but the other tables did the same. We went with the wasabi roll, the avante garde, and the nobu fire. While tasty, the rolls were pretty lose and did not hold up going from plate to soy sauce to mouth. They just seemed kind of sloppily made, almost lazy. It kinda fit the theme of the night. The last insult was the bill. Now I fully accept that the certificate says 18% gratuity will be added to the whole bill. That's fine. But the final bill came back with a 20% tip. Here's the math- $52 total bill, $10.40 tip. 18% should have been $9.36. Not enough to fight over, but it's safe to say I won't be back- not where there's better quality and better service just around the corner.
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negative

Sentiment analysis: closed :'(
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positive