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An example of an negative review: My analysis of the myriad of glowing five star reviews: A.) This place is the default "most expensive food in Vegas" so I think it attracts people who aren't accomplished in much other then spending cash. B.) When you drop 500-1200 a person on dinner it is really hard to admit that the food and experience is less the five stars. I have enjoyed opportunities to dine at some really swanky places with prices that do command a healthy cash flow. Joel Robuchon was by far the most overrated, unimpressive, and exorbitantly expensive meal I have ever indulged. I guarantee if you are dropping the cash on this experience your are likely not staying at the MGM where the restaurant is located. The MGM Grand? Come on folks.... The place is like a goddamn amusement park and holds ranks and class with the likes of the fabulous Luxor and New York New York. So they pick you up at your far more modern and luxurious hotel in a funky ass, old, skankafied beige limo that says "MGM Grand on the side." Right on! Like everyone gushes, you are rolled up to some ally entrance in the back of the hotel and are ushered in to an impressive hotel that you will NOT be staying at anytime soon. Personally, if I was dropping 5K a night to stay at this private hotel, I would be pissed off that they shuttle some two bit strip dwellers through my private space so they can ooh and ahh while strutting through. The whole entrance thing is complete theater, at the end of your tour you are dumped out into the reality of the MGM's casino floor area. The hotel is old, and dumpy. The restaurant design is classic stuffy french with a large helping of schizophrenic circus flare. Don't be put off if the hostess, captain, and most all the wait staff put on a strange stuffiness that is not warm, nor is it directly dismissive. It is the perfect balance of cocky that makes most general, submissive diners feel they have been blessed with the opportunity to dine. The bread cart is a complete exhibition and a method to fill patrons up on inexpensive bread. You won't find warm, fresh bread. Just a bunch of gimmicky ass, stale, cold pieces of herb, cheese, and bacon bread. I ordered the full tasting menu. In asking my options with the Sommelier, I was offered the option of three tasting costs. Never have I been offered the option to choose my wine pairing based on cost levels. To top it off, the price levels were some bullshit like $299, $599, or $999. Let's just say, 300, 600, or 1000 for christ sake. I went with the most "modestly priced" wine pairing and I was blown away with the swill they poured me. The food was interesting, it was prepared well, some items were delicious however most of the 16 were just uninspired combinations of expensive ingredients. An example was a piece of cold asparagus, cut down the middle stuffed with beluga.. Yay! Most dishes that should have come out hot or at least warm, came out cold. Pretty, but cold. Dessert was ridiculously long winded, as they felt the need to review two dozen little candies on yet another cart. My share was $900.00 and I left with a huge chip on my shoulder. Never again.

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An example of an positive review: Smart & Final is a bit of an odd one. It's part normal grocery store, part bulk club store, and part restaurant supply store. Now I'm not a huge fan of Costco or similar club stores... the prospect of having to pay a fee to shop somewhere annoys me on principle. Plus, every time I go I realize they simply don't carry what I like. "Oooh, great price on toothpaste - if I want to get a different kind than I normally get," or "Oooh sweet, they have a great price on soap... just not the scent I like." I don't know - I can either load up a cart with shit I don't actually want because it's cheap or I can pay more to get exactly what I want. Smart & Final does have bulk items, but the prices are only marginally better than grocery store on most stuff. They do have some great deals, but don't expect to come here to save money. What they do offer is great quality stuff... in mass quantities. They carry "restaurant-quality" foods. I love the coffee they sell and some of their ready-to-cook stuff is fantastic (like Shrimp Scampi or raviolis)... plus, it's a great place to pick up household supplies. If you're like me and you don't like to go shopping more than once a month and you also can't stand the idea of paying a membership fee to shop somewhere, this place is great. If you run a little restaurant or shop, this place is perfect. Also great for if you are planning on catering your own party. Snacks, pasta, fruit, bread, pie, gum, coffee, detergent, tp, serving trays, etc... About that - if you are having a bunch of people over for a dinner party or a reception or something but you don't want to hire caterers, you can buy everything you need here for any style or taste. The wine selection isn't that good, the prices aren't going to blow your mind, you do sign up for a card (though they don't spam you with junk mail), and they do lack in a few areas, but this place is worth checking out sometime and definitely worth checking out if you are hosting a party. This place is a 3 and a half for me, but I'm going to go ahead and give it a 4 since we can't do half points.

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An example of an positive review: This was the best buffet we ate at on our trip to vegas. the dessert bar was awesome here.

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An example of an positive review: I had a wonderful boba from here. The drinks are great. The service was okay. They were nice but not overly friendly. Either way the boba is great stuff!!