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An example of an negative review: Part of the chain gang. Never an amazing experience. Usually always lots o' fried stuff. Best part of the place? You guessed it kids...the patio! This place is usually the go to spot for a couple friends of mine, so how am I to argue? If there's a Happy Hour special, I'm there! $4.00 20 oz beers in tap? Oh, you have Yeungling? Let's get this party started! I've had a plethora of the fried offerings. One being a corn beef and cabbage roll. It's like a fried Reuben sammie. Throw some thousand island dressing on the side and I'm in! I also tried the baked mac n' cheese. It's ok. Not really baked as much as just thrown together with garlic and bread crumbs dumped on the top. If you would have been a little cheesier mac n' cheese I would have liked you MUCH better! One of the special menu items I noticed tonight? A Claddaugh ring that can be ALL yours for the small price of $19.99. Enterprising? Not so much. Cheesy? Most definitely! Too bad the Mac n' cheese wasn't!

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An example of an positive review: Good food and great service as usual. These guys are so nice. I highly recommend this place for the best pizza in town. I know you won't be disappointed.

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An example of an negative review: I was ridiculously drunk by the time I came here. All I remember was: 1. a huge foam football helmet on some douche bag 2. pizza so oily it oozed out 3. wings that didn't taste spicy or sweet 4. Arizona college decals in the bathroom 5. Arizona losing to UCLA Oh, and there was a huge football size scrolling marquee on the front. Unnecessary. Well, it was free because my buddy paid but other than that, I don't think i want to ever go back. At least there is no smoking in Arizona now.

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An example of an positive review: I went here for the first time last Friday and had a lot of fun. The bartender that helped me, though he was a Jets fan, was super friendly and remembered my order everytime I went back to get more drinks. The drinks were pretty cheap. I also ordered some tacos that were really good. They have a ton of televisions and a small dance floor, as well as a couple pool tables, a beer pong table, and a cornhole set. It was busy but I was able to move around and enjoy myself. I'd definitely come back here to grab a drink and play some pool or hang out.