Problem: Write a positive (OPTIONS:
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A: Thank god I'm not lactose intolerant - otherwise, I'd be in trouble with all the cheeze oozing out of this place. There are so many fake flowers in there, my husband kept sneezing because of the dust they collect. And the sign outside? Hilarious - Joan Collins and Michael Jordan were married here - married each other? HA! This is my second experience at ALWWC (not my second marriage); the first time was for my friend's brother's wedding, quite the experience, we went on a Saturday night, place was packed, hot outside and had to wait forever for the ceremony. BUT it was the best time ever - two friends went across the street to the nudie store and bought champagne and other alcohols and we kept the night going. The second time was slightly different, after a comatose buffet experience at the Paris Hotel and a rather long nap - the hubster and I mosied on down to ALWWC to get foreal married, yes the wedding back in May was not legal, at least this way, I get two anniversaries and twice the presents right? We walk inside and are greeted by Melanie/Melody, who was very quick in processing our paperwork and getting everything in order for us. The priest was awesome, I didn't cry at my wedding in May, but actually got teared up at this ceremony. Yes it was a little cheesy walking down the aisle to prerecorded music and what not - but what's a Vegas wedding with out Cheese?! It's a great place to get hitched. The Tunnel of Love drive thru would have been a great option too.

Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: I have always LOVED Jimmy John sandwiches but the experience at this location was the worst. First of all, they got my sandwich wrong. OK, it happens. I went back to the counter and they made me a new one. I didn't check this receipt first so I don't know if I was misheard or the guy making the sandwich made the mistake. Things got worse after this. In waiting for my order, a few of the tables cleared out but every one of them was greasy with food crumbs. I picked the least bad. Shortly afterward, the rest of the people eating in cleared out and the music was changed from something that was just background noise to HARD ROCK. VERY LOUD hard rock. At this point, I threw out the rest of my sandwich and left. Somebody please tell me that the manager stepped out for a little while. I need a new sub place!

Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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I was in the Mill Avenue area and decided to pass up the chain restaurants and have lunch at Caffe Boa. It was nice outside so I chose to sit on the patio. I pretty much always order iced tea for lunch but Caffe Boa only had the bottled Republic of Tea offerings. Those are ok but a little pricey so I decided to have a Bass ale instead. Looking at the lunch menu I chose the meatball panini. That's when things went downhill. When my panini arrived it looked kinda thin and so I opened it up. It contained the peppers and marinara sauce promised on the menu, but no meatballs, only a thin sprinkling of ground meat. Can Phoenix be Phoenix without 115 degree summer temperatures? Can spaghetti be spaghetti without noodles? Can a meatball panini be a meatball panini without meatballs? I think not!! I asked my server about this and he informed me that they had indeed changed the recipe. He did offer to go back to the kitchen to get a couple of meatballs but I declined. I think I'll stick with DeFalco's for my meatball sandwiches.