Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Example Input: A runner is running on a track in front of a crowd of people. A man
Example Output: falls off his skateboard towards the cameraman.

Example Input: Someone stretches out his hand. Someone
Example Output: flies out of the building behind someone.

Example Input: Someone, the landlord's daughter, smiles awkwardly. He
Example Output:
pays by the car and carries someone out.