IN: CONGRATULATIONS TO ALL THE KIDS WHO WERE BORN IN THE 1920 's , 30 's 40 's , 50 's , 60 's and 70 's ! ! First , we survived being born to mothers who smoked and/or drank while they carried us and lived in houses made of asbestos . They took aspirin , ate blue cheese , tuna from a can , and did n't get tested for diabetes or cervical cancer .
Why is the narrator making such an extensive congratulations ?

OUT: The narrator is making an ironic joke .

IN: I think our team did a really good job in planning the event . Ok , so as for the actual event we came across a lot of PROBLEMS . The good thing was that fifteen minutes before our event started we had reached our limit so I was really excited about that . All the singers showed up so I was glad that nobody baled out on us .
What best describe 's the OP 's occupation ?

OUT: Event coordinator

IN: It did n't matter how much time she did spend with Severus , she still wanted more . More of his time , more opportunities , more anything that had to do with him . It seemed counterintuitive , but it was the honest truth . Hermione did n't realize how true until September came around once again , and Severus 's duties at the school sharply diminished the time they had together . Hermione understood , of course ; she knew how hectic the first days were at Hogwarts from her own years ' experience , but she still missed him when it seemed like their schedules would never cross again . It was a few weeks into the new semester before everything calmed down to a point where they once again had their evenings free for each other .
Why was Severus so busy ?

OUT:
Severus had a lot going on with school .