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Output: Imagine... you are on a diet for about 2 weeks and you've lost a significant amount of weight. Now, you're on vacation with your girlfriends and you don't wanna be a party pooper or the stupid downer on a diet so you decide to have a HUGE cheat meal and enjoy really good food with good company, possibly undoing 2 weeks' worth of starvation. After much deliberation, you decide on a buffet, wait two hours in line and pay $40 upon entering the restaurant to have what you think will be one of the tastiest meals of your life (considering you haven't eaten any real food for the past 13 days). -------------------------------------------------------- I was UTTERLY DISAPPOINTED in their food selections... or lack thereof. I kept walking around the buffet with my plate hoping that more variety of food would magically appear. I wanted sushi so I stood in line in the "rolls" section to no avail. ...just some sad looking California rolls that consisted of like 90% rice. SADNESS Other than the king crab legs, the best thing there was either the scrambled eggs or pesto mashed potatoes. To come out of a buffet and say that their scrambled eggs were one of the best items they offered... is just really really sad.

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Output: Didn't even get a chance to try their cookies or ice cream because of the horrendous smell that permeated throughout the store. My friend and I ate lunch at Crave across the street and decided to stop by Cookiez to get dessert. As soon as we opened the door the smell slapped us in the face. I felt we had entered a bathroom which hadn't been cleaned in months. My friend said it smelled like an old gym locker room. Needless to say we left without ordering.

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Output: I'm sorry to crap on this place, but when I lived down the road I stopped in here once and refused to go back. I assumed by the looks of it and what I heard from friends that most items were cheaper than giant eagle, but I found quite the opposite. The selection wasn't good, the actual building is pretty run down, and the prices of most items were actually higher than other grocery stores in the area. I'd recommend stopping over at giant eagle or Aldi instead.

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We just ate here on a whim, sure that all these great reviews could not lead us astray. Two hours later, we have our answer: Yelp has failed us. Our starter was given away to the table behind us (with no apology, though we could clearly hear the servers discussing the mistake), my husband did not get the menu item he ordered, and my dish (lamb rack) was hardly tasty enough to make up for the tiny portion and eternal wait. When we got our bill, the server left us with the credit card machine for so long that we finished the process ourselves and had to leave the machine on the table. I think most of these issues could be solved with more employees. I'd steer clear of Iris until they get more and/or better staff.