Problem: Write a positive (OPTIONS:
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A: How freaking fun was this?! First, don't even think about going with anyone that you aren't comfortable discussing the details of your sex life with. There are parts of the show that wouldn't be out of place as the closed captioning on porn, if that was a thing. If you're still with me, read on: A tip: if you sit in the front row, be prepared to be picked on mercilessly! The ringmaster, the Gazillionaire, uses raunchy, completely un-PC humor, which I found fantastic! He and Penny were awesome, providing endless laughs. Like laughs so hard you cry. But the humor tends to take a backseat to the insane acts. I'm pretty sure my jaw was on the floor for a significant amount of the show. I think all the acts are made all the more impressive by the teeny, tiny theater. I found myself making eye contact with so many of the performers, they were so close! Go, go, go, right now!
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A: Hands down best pastrami sandwich in the world. TRUST ME.
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer: Risking my life for a run-of-the-mill haircut.... First of all, for those of you going to this great clips from Squirrel Hill: good luck. Write a will. Kiss your children goodbye, since making a left turn across Brown's Hill Road is about as safe as playing on the interstate with steak knives. Going to this Great Clips is a little like playing haircut roulette: you never know what you're going to get. I've been twice now, and once I got a pretty decent cut, and once, well, I kind of looked bald. This last trip was actually pretty bad. I went at about 10:00 and they had a line of five people, with two stylists. They said it would be about 20 minutes. It was actually about an hour. And the sad thing is several people came in after me, and at one time, the line was seven people long, and they always said it would be 20 minutes. 20 minutes seems to be the standard answer, so take it with a grain of salt. While I was there, I did see one nice thing: they fix bad haircuts for free. An old lady came in unhappy with her cut, and they got her in right then. (No waiting in line for re-do's, apparently.) The stylist was very sweet with her and fixed it for free. I kind of wish I had known they fix bad haircuts, but then again, there's not much you can do when your hair's so short it looks bald. Eh. It grows out, right?
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Output: Always nice! Large casino floor, spacious lobby, love the conservatory and the choroegraphed fountains!
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output: Went for the carne fest and it was probably the worst experience I have ever had for the $45 I paid for dinner. The waitress couldn't remember to bring me my drink, the food was either under or over-cooked, service lacked professionalism and they ran out of nearly everything. I will never go here again.
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YUM YUM. Was here on a LS deal twice! Tried the curried goat, ox tails and the meat pies. ALL were incredible. I grew up eating Jamaican cuisine, so the food is very familiar to me. I am seeking a Caribbean place that serves Black Cake, which is a great experience to taste. I make it myself, and it can be addictive.