Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Ex Input:
A train is coming the other way. Seeing him come, someone

Ex Output:
trips and unfolds his hands.

Ex Input:
A bearded bespectacled man stand behind them. The man

Ex Output:
dances a beat as two uniformed asian reporters talk.

Ex Input:
Teams gather around a man making announcements before the match. Different teams

Ex Output:
begin to play in india with each other, signing onto the game, leaving the kids.