Problem: Write a positive (OPTIONS:
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A: Camera stupenda sopratutto in ragione del prezzo piu che ragionevole e con colazione aggiunta. Wifi gratis e funzionante alla perfezione.
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A: They DO NOT do a good job here at all!!!waste of money and time I literally had to go back like 10 times and their like it's not squeaking blah blah come back when it's squeaking now my brakes sound even moreeee horrible worser than before when I took it in just for squeaking then they over charged me and it started doing grinding noise now I have to go to another place hopefully better professionals I REPEAT DO NOT COME HERE TOTAL RIP OFF!!!and people who work here don't look professional bunch of crackhead rips offs !!
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer: Patio was nice but that was it...service was slow (the woman was very nice when we saw her). Service and food made me think of being in a hammock. Relax, swaety, bored and somewhat comfortable.
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Output: Okay, this is gonna sound paranoid, but I'm beginning to think that I'm being followed. Every time I stay in a middle of the road hotel, there's a long black hair in my bathtub. Should I be worried? The visit from my raven haired stalker aside, most everything about this place sucks. I had to crash here because I missed a connection, and didn't want to sleep at the airport. It was super that the guy at the front desk was so exceptionally surly when I checked in. Oh, and the location? Primo. It's a .5 mile walk to the nearest gas station... without a sidewalk. Of course, the reason I was out foraging is because the hotel restaurant closes at 11pm, has a shitty menu, and there is no restaurant alternative within walking distance after 10pm. My favorite part was the shuttle ride back to the airport in the morning. We left at 0600 sharp, just as promised. We got 4 or 5 minutes down the road, and the driver gets a phone call. He swings the bus around and goes BACK to the Doubletree to pick up a flight crew that was late for the shuttle. In case you need reminding, I landed in this godforsaken hellhole because my flight crew didn't see fit to turn around the plane and come pick ME up when I was delayed. I know the impulse to compare the two situations may not be the most mature, but I hope you'll understand why I was on the verge of filling that shuttle van to the brim with expletives. This place isn't worth the $66 bucks I paid. If you're standing in the airport trying to figure out where you're going to stay, keep looking. If you're my hair-leaving stalker and you're reading this, quit it. That's gross.
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output: I cannot review and rate their massages but I can tell you that their customer service is far below par. I bought a Groupon a while ago in March and set up an appointment which took forever because getting in contact with them in very difficult. I had to cancel my massage because of personal reasons so I called them and left a message. Fast forward to this week where I tried to use the same Groupon and they said they couldn't honor it because it was already redeemed back in March. I explained the situation and after waiting 2 days for a response, they leave a message saying they will not honor it. So in other words, I am out $100 because they used my Groupon in March without me ever getting a massage from them.
Problem: Write a positive (OPTIONS:
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A:
I really like this little place. :) The food is very good, and I've never had a bad meal here. Salads, calamari, red sauce, pastas, bread, olive oil...all very, very good. Dessert was kinda meh (though I ate it anyway - it's rude to wrap with Italians), but they have a decent wine list, so eat up, and skip dessert. 98% of the all-male staff are exceptionally hot, btw (there might have been women working there, but I didn't notice in the sea of tall, dark and handsome and dressed in black). Playing for both teams, and perhaps even bridging some gaps, there is plenty of eye candy and flirt-worthy boys for everyone. I was tempted to write my number on a few bev naps and pass them around to anyone who eye fucked me longer than 10 seconds. I'd recommend not taking a date you're pretty into just for this reason (lesson learned - lol).