Problem: Write a positive yelp review.
A: HOA's have some strict rules...As soon as I moved in I didn't want to rock the boat. I had a doozy of a front and back yard needing some immediate care- dead plants and broken down trees everywhere! Leaves embedded in between tiny rocks...a nightmare. Blown out, dug out and trimmed to perfection- Ultimate Lawn Maintenance did everything they'ed promise and MORE! Brian was professional, quick and thorough. I called on a Saturday and Monday morning my entire yard back and front had been transformed. Want cheap and mediocre? Call someone else. Want perfection, and very timely service? Call ULTIMATE LAWN MAINTENANCE...NOW!

Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A: Never want to go back, no matter who's playing. First of all the stage is shitty and the room is so small my ears are ringing for what I can tell is gonna last for days. Food was poor and overpriced. Our waitress was nice but I spent $10 on a double whiskey something and didn't even feel a buzz. That's saying a lot for the huge lightweight I am, and my drink was at least 24 ounces. Lastly there's barely any parking, and we got towed for parking in an adjacent parking spot where the towing sign was almost on the ground so we didn't see it when we first parked there.

Problem: Write a positive yelp review.
A:
Loved the Beer Battered Deep Friend Bacon... yes BACON! Staff was wonderful and helpful even when I had a small problem with my sandwich. I hadn't read that the fried egg on the BLT was made sunny side up so when I got it I ran everywhere. I don't like sunny side up eggs so they took it back without question and got me a different burger. Which was wonderful! Would have loved to had some dessert but I was too full when I got done. Great place!