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Output: Average Mexican food served in a Vegas style setting. We have been eating here for years during baseball Spring Training and other sporting trips. The food is REALLY average and pricey. The place is usually filled with seniors since it is quiet unlike some of the more rowdy margarita bar places (Camarone's, El Torito, etc...). The ambiance is pleasant enough with a Cesar's Palace fake sky ceiling, but at best is a "safe" place to eat with no real endearing qualities for food or service. If you're not inclined to be adventurous, it is safe, but that's about it.

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Output: Cafe Neve is another one of those fantastic hipster coffee shops in Montreal. Along with the usual espresso delights are their fantastic selection of baked goods, both of which are more than worthy of trying. It can get a bit crowded sometimes, so be prepared to squeeze a little for a seat. On a typical day, you'll find a bunch of students and young people either studying, hanging out, reading, and the like. The baristas are friendly, and, of course, relatively superbly gorgeous.

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Output: This place is hit or miss and today was a miss on many levels. I felt like I should have been on a cattle car. Although they weren't busy they sure didn't make any effort to pamper or to even make me feel like a valued customer. The guy doing my pedicure was more concerned in the Jerry Springer type show on TV than in doing his job . . . cut my toe, messed up a nail and then they young lady doing my nails tried to fix it with 4 coats of polish. There were 4 nail techs talking nonstop between themselves then bursting into laugher . . . the other 3 clients in the room didn't look amused either. I've been here numerous times and have gotten better service so maybe the one star is harsh but they really annoyed me today. I will visit another salon next time.

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I was excited when this place opened, the west side needed a cool hang out bar. Unfortunately out of the four times that I have been there, I have been disappointed. The bartenders do not know how to make their special drinks, one bartender forgot to add the cranberry to the cosmo, which another bartender noticed and fixed. On other occasions a few of us ordered some of the other special drinks, such as the champagne drinks, again, less than desirable. The one time we went to try their beer, since it had finally been brewed, we ended up walking out because the waitor straight up ignored us for 25 minutes and as we were walking out he caught up to us in the parking lot and started yelling for us to come back. The food sounds impressive on the menu, but its not. For the price I would rather drive over to the Great Dane in Hilldale/Fitchburg. We will continue to frequent Babes for drinks instead of the Vintage. The vintage has potential and I hope that they correct the various issues.