Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer: There are quite a few cheap bastards roaming the Valley on Tuesday nights and they all showed up at the 7:30pm showing of Flight. Besides, the shock of seeing an almost full movie theatre (i usually go to matinees, but didn't think a $2 show would be this crowded), this cheap movie complex had its share of dumpy movie theatre stuff occur. The screen was split in two for the first 10 minutes and the sound started breaking up late in the flick. Probably because its old inside, you can hear the coughing of people very loudly and the munching of snacks often drowns out a few words in the first hour until folks finish their popcorn. Anyways, I found a seat in a far flung corner and watched Denzel play the alcoholic pilot - worth the price despite the small flaws, but stick to daytime if possible.

Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer: I've been meaning to go for a while and finally popped in for lunch with my ladies during restaurant week. A 2 course for $20 is not a bad deal. They started us off with parmesan crisp and some whipped butter and some water. They gave us room temp and we had to ask for ice a few times as they brought some out a cup at a time to share among us six. I picked turkey meatballs for my starter. This was pretty good meatballs and the sauce it was in was solid. I liked the ricotta and the onions with it. It needed some yummy bread with it which it doesnt come with though. Entree I had the Biloxi Buttermilk Chicken Sandwich. A bit messy to eat, but I liked the mustard dressing that was on the chicken sandwich. It came with a bowl of a chopped salad with kale, greens, avocado, what seemed to be raw squash cubes and creamy dressing which was just okay. Not a bad option, but nothing special. Dessert I got banana bread pudding which was a substitution since they ran out of one of the options. I love bread pudding and this was really friggin good. The only thing is I think it needs ice cream for contrast than just whipped cream. That was probably the best part of the meal for me and was better than the strawberry shortcake that was the other option. It was also a huge portion and I couldn't finish it, definitely enough to share. Service was alright, but good thing we weren't in any hurry to go anywhere. I thought it was a good intro to this place and I will probably be back for lunch.

Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer:
We are giving this hotel only two stars because, though it was okay, we expected much better for the price. Both days we were there we headed out for long walks in the city. We returned late in the afternoon and each time found the room had not been cleaned. We have never stayed in a place that turned rooms over so late in the day. It did not make for a relaxing break before heading out to dinner. We used the wi-fi and nothing in the login indicated that we would be charged. Free wi-fi should be standard especially in a "luxury" hotel. At the very least, the charges should be clear when you log in. We did appreciate the location and the helpful concierges. We won't stay here again. P. S. The first morning we stayed, I went in search of coffee. I did not see any in the lobby so I went to the hotel restaurant. I specifically asked if there would be coffee in the lobby. I was told no and then sold a cup of $3.00 coffee. Two days later as we checked out, there was a big urn of free coffee in the lobby. It's the little things that make up for good customer service. Omni should do better. This is not big league service.