Problem: Write a positive (OPTIONS:
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A: The food was great and the service was as well, but the kitchen's rhythm was quite off during our latest visit. First, the large charcuterie plate is immense, and is a great value. The cumin salumi was especially wondrous. Our vegetarian diner had the beet salad which was quite decadent. In terms of mains (small plates for the most part), our party had the sweet breads, pork belly, cotechino, cod, and the gigantic one pound pork chop. Everything was lovely and cooked to perfection with two caveats. First, the sweet bread portion was quite small, only coming with two glands. Second, the cod, which we were told was pescaterian, ended up being covered in salumi. That said, everything was decadent, and the massive one pound pork chop was especially glorious. Throughout the night, however, the kitchen had trouble preserving a good rhythm in bring about the plates, despite the restaurant being quite calm, and there were a few unfortunate lulls in our dining. To bracket the night, we had the carrot cake and the poached pear chocolate cake. Both were worth it. A note of advice on this place - you might want to pace your ordering, and order multiple "main" courses as the plates are quite small (save for the pork chop).

Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: Not the greatest place ever. has a pretty massive indoor pool which is great. The beds aren't special, the TVs are old, and the breakfast is horrible. It's not expensive so whatever, that's what you get.

Problem: Write a positive (OPTIONS:
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A:
Cheesy and touristy, but a must visit at least once for first time Vegas visitors!