Had to stop in here at 4am because America was closed for cleaning (is that a metaphor? an allegory? HELP WHAT'S THE WORD I'M LOOKING FOR!?). I ordered a ham and cheese omelet with a side of fries. I wish I could post a photo to this review (and, who knows, maybe on the mobile app I can) but it was the most wan-looking, unappetizing omelet I've consumed in a very long time. The side of hash browns was bigger than said omelet, and not very exciting. I asked for hot sauce and the server brought me about 7 varieties of Tobasco. That was why this place gets 2 stars instead of 1. Service was fine. I think my guy's name was James? He was working there instead of America because I guess the whole staff moved during the cleaning and was operating out of the Burger Bar's kitchen...but only serving the Burger Bar's menu? Yeah, I was just as confused as you were, and I was about 12 Jack-and-Cokes deep at that point. Honestly, I just wanted the gravy fries from America but I had to settle for this instead. Also when I received my place setting there was no fork. I was simply given a knife wrapped up inside a napkin. It was almost as if someone was trying to tell me, "It's 4am and you're wasted, eating an omelet and fries by yourself in a corner booth at a 24-hour diner. Kill yourself." Obviously I didn't, because I'm here writing this review... ...From beyond the grave!!! OOoooooOOooOoooOOOhhhh...
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