TASK DEFINITION: Categorize the comment on the basis of sexual explicitness. If the comment is sexually explicit output Yes, otherwise output No.
PROBLEM: I don't mind the empty chair per se, but if Clint Eastwood finds it . . .

SOLUTION: Yes

PROBLEM: Dividends have been less than a thousand in the past. And the market is down from 2014 (after which the Senate became G.O.P. dominated and the economic recovery began plateauing). Why would be "guarantee" a thousand? This, of course, is the G.O.P. again showing their inability to remember recent history (like the oil crash of the 1980s) and a lack of smarts.

SOLUTION: No

PROBLEM: After handing out that dayem $600K job, the dayemed well better reject this.

SOLUTION:
No