Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Example Input: He is galvanised into action, puts on a crumpled jacket, grabs his tattered coat and scarf, collects up a few of his things, stuffs them into a paper bag. Someone
Example Output: carries the petrol into the long table that is turned into order to retrieve it and the small safe sits nearby.

Example Input: A surfer is taking to the camera. A surfer
Example Output: is swimming at the bottom of the water.

Example Input: Someone follows someone down into the basement. He
Example Output:
moves a tray away from their table.