Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Ex Input:
Purple jersey players attempt to stop a white jersey player with their sticks. The white jersey player

Ex Output:
wears red t - shirt and blue shorts.

Ex Input:
A train is coming the other way. Seeing him come, someone

Ex Output:
trips and unfolds his hands.

Ex Input:
Someone's opponent kicks someone in the shoulder. Someone

Ex Output:
lowers his hands to his mouth.