Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A: I came here on a Sunday afternoon for lunch really excited because of the huge beer selection and the buffalo chicken dip. I had never seen buffalo chicken dip on a menu before, but I make it at home all the time and I had to see how it would compare. The dip was super dry. It was like someone took some chicken and the cheapest hot sauce they could find and put it into a food processor. Not good. They did have good chips though. The beer flights were predetermined, but I would love to see a "build your own". I also thought the service was super slow and my friends DIY bloody mary was served in a tiny glass with so much vodka there was no room for all the toppings (it was something like 10 bucks too). Overall not worth the money. There are just too many interesting food spots there to waste your time on mediocre food even with the extensive beer selection.

Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A: Rice Paper was one of my fave places to eat downtown Phoenix. It was also a place I conducted business lunches with clients. Unfortunately, today was not a good experience at all. Actually, it was downright disgusting. I took a client to lunch today at 11am. I ordered my usual- garlic noodles, fresh Buddha spring roll, and an iced green tea. My business client ordered the same but with the fresh chicken spring roll instead. We received our food pretty quickly after ordering. I ate through half of my garlic noodles when I noticed something dark in color. I moved my garlic noodles around with chop sticks and ... IT WAS A ROACH! A ROACH IN MY GARLIC NOODLES THAT I WAS EATING-- antennas, legs, full bodied ROACH!!! My client grabbed my plate bc she didn't believe me and threw her hands up in disgust. We immediately stopped eating and called our server over to the table. To make sure we did not cause a scene or disturb others eating lunch, I calmly asked the gentleman to look in my dish. He jumped backed and gasped in horror. He immediately walked away with the noodles and took it to the back. We immediately let him know we were done. He ensured that he will take care of it. A few minutes later a manager (im assuming bc she did not identify or introduce herself) quickly came to our table and apologized profusely stating that our bill will be comped. Although we appreciate the apologies, the damage was done. I'm sick to my stomach and mentally stunned by this horrible experience. The manager immediately stated that they were inspected recently with no problems and also the restaurant was sprayed, in which I understood it was for pests. She also stated "this is the first time this has ever happened. We always watch our food and look at it before it is served." Even though it has been a few hours I'm still in shock and am very queasy. My business client called me as well stating she was nauseous too and can't get over the situation. We will never go back... Ever. I will also ensure anyone I know doesn't go back. I am fully aware of what has and can happen in the restaurant business as I was a former State Health Inspector years ago. I have witnessed quite a bit of unhealthy, disgusting, filthy things but it is a completely different story being the person behind the actual experience. Sorry Rice Paper, you have lost a very loyal customer along with anyone who associates with me.

Problem: Write a positive yelp review.
A:
This place is fantastic for Sonora style fried fish and shrimp tacos. The toppings bar is awesome for making your tacos the way you want, and the staff is very friendly. My only knock would be the ventilation isn't amazing and it is a smaller space, so it can get a little stuffy and you'll leave with a full belly but clothes that smell like fried fish.