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Output: The food is pretty good, but the service not so much. I placed a takeout order online, arrived to pick it up as scheduled, paid for it, and stood there waiting 10 minutes with 4 or 5 other people - while the people behind the counter didn't even bother to look for my order, which (as it turns out) was sitting right there on the shelf in plain sight. Wtf?

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Output: This was my first time trying pupusas. If you don't know what they are ...pupusas are made of corn and remind me of an empanada except it is flat like a pancake. I ate a pupusa that was stuffed with zucchini and cheese and it was delicious! It is great comfort food. They also had a pupusa with other types of meats (shrimp, pork, beef). I only had one pupusa but I was just in there for a snack and they are pretty decent sized...and very affordable. I think the one I had was around $2-$3 and the ones with meats were closer to $4-$6.

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Output: Don't even bother! My husband and I stood at the door (I am disabled) and after being ignored by several people who work there I asked the guy at the door :Do we seat ourselves?" Oh, yeah, ok. My husband found us a booth since I have a hard time walking and we sat. The waitress came and I ordered a vodka martini. She replied "We can't make martinis". I guess I gave her a puzzled look, because she went on to say "We don't have a glass and besides, we're very busy. So, do you still want a martini?". I asked if I could get a Bloody Mary and she said "Yes.' If you're too busy to splash some vodka and olive juice in a glass how do you have time to make a Bloody Mary?? My husband ordered a beer. She seemed ok with that, like bringing a beer in a bottle wouldn't strain her too much. We got up and left before the drinks came. It is rude to tell a customer that you are too busy to make the drink she really wants! Idiots much?????

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I've read the good. I've read the bad. And I noticed something as I read the reviews. Most of the bad reviews came within a month of them opening. I don't know if they had a rocky start where they were trying to figure everything out, but if that's the case I'm glad I waited until today to try them. I bought a dozen doughnuts for my office which included all the gourmet doughnuts and some of their specialty doughnuts as well. Their cake doughnuts have just the right bite to them, with the sweet potato doughnut being my favorite of this group. And even though they didn't invent the maple bar with bacon on it (some reviewer earlier seemed to hold this against them, as if anybody outside of Voodoo Donuts in Portland shouldn't even be allowed to make them) but they did it justice. To be honest, there wasn't a doughnut that didn't wow me. As for the staff, they were all very friendly, courteous, polite and helpful. Whatever bugs they were working out when they opened, they have taken care of. I will definitely be back...probably much more than I should. P.S. As for the reviewers who complained that most of the doughnuts were gone by 10:00 AM, maybe that says something about the quality of those doughnuts and maybe you should just try to get there before then to enjoy them. They open at 6:00 AM.