TASK DEFINITION: Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context
PROBLEM: She greets someone's dog. He

SOLUTION: delivers a layup at someone.

PROBLEM: Someone pulls the old man onto his back, leaving the leather bag of books behind. The winding column of men, women, and children

SOLUTION: undo up the stairs, hold their arms above their heads.

PROBLEM: He then stares at the shaver on his table, picking it up. The man

SOLUTION:
puts on a headset.