Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: My analysis of the myriad of glowing five star reviews: A.) This place is the default "most expensive food in Vegas" so I think it attracts people who aren't accomplished in much other then spending cash. B.) When you drop 500-1200 a person on dinner it is really hard to admit that the food and experience is less the five stars. I have enjoyed opportunities to dine at some really swanky places with prices that do command a healthy cash flow. Joel Robuchon was by far the most overrated, unimpressive, and exorbitantly expensive meal I have ever indulged. I guarantee if you are dropping the cash on this experience your are likely not staying at the MGM where the restaurant is located. The MGM Grand? Come on folks.... The place is like a goddamn amusement park and holds ranks and class with the likes of the fabulous Luxor and New York New York. So they pick you up at your far more modern and luxurious hotel in a funky ass, old, skankafied beige limo that says "MGM Grand on the side." Right on! Like everyone gushes, you are rolled up to some ally entrance in the back of the hotel and are ushered in to an impressive hotel that you will NOT be staying at anytime soon. Personally, if I was dropping 5K a night to stay at this private hotel, I would be pissed off that they shuttle some two bit strip dwellers through my private space so they can ooh and ahh while strutting through. The whole entrance thing is complete theater, at the end of your tour you are dumped out into the reality of the MGM's casino floor area. The hotel is old, and dumpy. The restaurant design is classic stuffy french with a large helping of schizophrenic circus flare. Don't be put off if the hostess, captain, and most all the wait staff put on a strange stuffiness that is not warm, nor is it directly dismissive. It is the perfect balance of cocky that makes most general, submissive diners feel they have been blessed with the opportunity to dine. The bread cart is a complete exhibition and a method to fill patrons up on inexpensive bread. You won't find warm, fresh bread. Just a bunch of gimmicky ass, stale, cold pieces of herb, cheese, and bacon bread. I ordered the full tasting menu. In asking my options with the Sommelier, I was offered the option of three tasting costs. Never have I been offered the option to choose my wine pairing based on cost levels. To top it off, the price levels were some bullshit like $299, $599, or $999. Let's just say, 300, 600, or 1000 for christ sake. I went with the most "modestly priced" wine pairing and I was blown away with the swill they poured me. The food was interesting, it was prepared well, some items were delicious however most of the 16 were just uninspired combinations of expensive ingredients. An example was a piece of cold asparagus, cut down the middle stuffed with beluga.. Yay! Most dishes that should have come out hot or at least warm, came out cold. Pretty, but cold. Dessert was ridiculously long winded, as they felt the need to review two dozen little candies on yet another cart. My share was $900.00 and I left with a huge chip on my shoulder. Never again.
Q: negative

A: Doughnuts always seem hard and stale no matter what time of day. I have also been sold expired milk every time I've been there so now I have to make sure to request unexpired milk when I order.
Problem: What would be an example of an positive (OPTIONS:
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Answer: My favorite place to go on a night out!!! Best music in town FOR SURE and best crowd!
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Generate a negative review for a place
Output: Pizza and wings were okay but I ordered the special last night (Sunday night football opener) so it was very busy. I expected to have to wait but they said to pick it up in 15 minutes but I came in and waited almost an hour. I got frustrated but at least the game was on TV. The place is nice inside but the ranch is not home made and the wings were average at best. I am just not a big fan of Sardellas but I wanted to give them another chance last night.
input: Write a positive yelp review (OPTIONS:
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output: The Chicago Gyro is served with the wallop of awesome dressing. Even though a big eater, I stretched this gyro and fries for 2 lunches. Their service is crisp and get you the food, provide a to go box - if necessary - and give their thanks. Love it. Looking forward to trying their Middle Eastern eats. Note: pay the buck extra and get the gyro with the salad. Fresh greens and nice size salad.
input: Write a negative yelp review (OPTIONS:
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output:
After reading so many great reviews, my husband and I were so excited to try this place. Unfortunately, we did not have a good experience. The place is very cute and has great potential. But it was so disorganized and frankly, our food was terrible! It's very confusing when you walk in - are you supposed to sit down? go to the counter? where are the menus? Once we figured that out, the girl behind the counter asked if she could take my order. I started to tell her and she turned and started talking to someone else. Even though there were only 4 people in front of us, it took 15 full minutes from the time we ordered to the time we paid - their system is flawed. When I asked for water, it was like I had ordered the most complicated drink ever. Then of course the water thing was empty. Waited another 25 minutes for our food which of course came with no silverware. And then, after all that, the food was not that good! My husband ordered an egg sandwich and he said fast food restaurants have better ones. I had the frittata which came with salad and grilled bread. The salad was soaked in dressing and inedible. The frittata had no flavor. I did get a chocolate croissant and that was yummy so I'll give them that. Otherwise a total disappointment.