Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: This place is hit or miss, both in terms of service and food quality. The last two times I ate here it was more miss than hit. The waitress messed up several orders and the fish was overcooked my last time there.
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A: Meh. I've experienced better buffets than this. Freakishly long line, but luckily we pass the line because my aunt has a VIP player's card. Quality & quantity is pretty low. Price is high.
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer: It is funny how things work. I took my 12 year old here to eat because she wanted Chinese Boo-fay. I decided to look at Uncle Ryan C's reviews because he knows cheap Boo-fays. This one was the highest rated and closest to the house. So how bad could it be. In fact he had lunch here the very same day. Location -1 star, this strip mall sucks. There were guys smoking 2 ft from the door. The building is U>G>L>Y stuff falling off the overhang, bad paint, i almost got ran over walking out to my car, sketchy patrons etc. Interior -1 star this place was a Carrows at one time I am sure of it. When is the last time you saw a Carrows in Phoenix.... yep the decor is that old. As mentioned they recently painted and hung blinds. I could not imagine this place before. Service 3 stars very nice attentive and not intrusive. Food 2 stars at best. The food was just there. Nothing stood out, nothing was horrible. I sampled almost everything there except the seafood. I had made a deal with my colon years ago to stop eating buffet seafood. Ice cream machine -1 star... would have rather had ice chips. I doubt I would be back. There are plenty of other cheap places that have higher quality nicer ambiance and closer to my house.
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Output: quick visit to Manan last week to satisfy a sweet tooth. Sadly, I was let down. Tried several items ( didn't write down the actual names so I will go with the "Americanized" names ) : Brownie, chocolate cake, cheesecake and opera cake. The brownie was very dense but lacking in chocolate flavor. The cheesecake did not taste very fresh. The opera cake was also old and the cake was very, very dry. We didn't even try the chocolate cake. The service was good - the lady that handled my order was very nice. Unfortunately, none of the items I selected have me wanting to return. pics included
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output: We dined at Noca last night and to say it was one of the worst meals of my life would be an understatement. The menu was very limited . I chose the pasta which was certainly not house made fresh. It tasted like cheap store bought pasta with a sadly tasteless "pomodoro" sauce. Read canned tomato sauce. My companion had the braised pork which was an extremely fatty piece of pork shoulder on a bed of white gelatinous mush. After that we didn't even dare try desert although we were still hungry. I might add that my pasta went back with literally two bites gone and they did not even ask me if there was a problem. This restaurant might have been excellent once but it it extremely disappointing now!!!!!!
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Output:
Has the Little Bit of Everything". That was very good, it was $43 but it was very filling. My son had the Brisket and it was done very nicely. The sauce was a nice compliment. My wife had the Green Salad, large portion dressing not over done and cashew gave it a nice soft crunch. My youngest had the kids cheese burger and it was big enough for an adult portion. We did the fries in Duck Oil with home made ketchup. The fries tasted pretty much like a fry tastes but that home made ketchup was really good. Nice atmosphere, they were plenty busy but we got in and served fairly quickly. We'll come back here for sure.