Problem: Everybody say , " HAPPY BIRTHDAY , JAMMIES ! " The old coot is 31 today . For dinner I ' m making him bacon and runny eggs and toast to mop it all up . On Saturday morning we left for our soccer game at 9:00 am .

Which of the following events did not happen today ?

A: We went to a soccer game .

Problem: I had a dream of battles between planes . ( The pilot of the other was baloo the bear from tailspin . ) It was an epic battle between the seaduck and a shuttle , that ended with both in flames .

What may be my favorite type of television ?

A: Cartoons

Problem: So it 's just me and my stupid insecurities again ... And then I went out for drinks with a few colleagues before meeting a friend for dinner . Alas , I totally forgot that I took some pain killers for my toothache ( which is better ) earlier on , and technically should n't be drinking . So I was feeling woozy after a glass of red wine . After two glasses of wine and half a bowl of wedges later , I finally understood what " an out of body experience " meant .

Why did the narrator get a little tipsy ?

A:
They were mixing pills and drink .