Problem: Write a positive yelp review.
A: Yep. I'm that girl in the neon fishnets that knows every word to St. Elmo's Fire. The movie AND the song. This place has everything for a child of the 80's like myself could want. Ironically named cocktails. Novelty furniture. Framed albums on the wall that I use as my iTunes shopping list. And a grown man dressed like Billy Idol. (BTW, isn't it so fun to see him out and about Charlotte? I run into him every now and then at Snug Harbor and it's a trip.) This is my group's standby go-to place for celebrating birthdays or showing it off to friends in town, but you may find us there on an average Saturday as well. And several if not all of us will be in costume. I have been known to specifically save articles of clothing because I might need to wear it to the Breakfast Club one day. If you don't at least put on neon Wayfarers or checkerboard shoelaces or SOMETHING when you go, I daresay you have no fun at life. Live a little. So why oh why does it only get 4 stars? Well if I could give it 4.5 I would. It's ALMOST there. The cover is a little bit high, in my opinion. And while I love the videos on the wall, they do tend to get repetitive. Lord knows we all love and miss Chris Farley but there's only so many times a night you can watch his Chippendale's audition. Still one of my faves though. Now, where did I put my blue eyeshadow?

Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A: After reading the reviews on yelp and hearing about the famous Filibertos from other people I thought that this was going to be a memorable Mexican food expedition. I was pretty disappointed and so was my husband. His taco shell was over-cooked and you could tell it was dark. I on the other hand ordered a chicken tostada. The chicken was not even chopped I got chunks or chicken and they were big chunks too! To top it off they ran out of tostada bowls so they put a taco shell on the bottom of the plate crushed. *sigh* we ended up eating it because we didnt want our money to go to waste but we left unhappy and not fully "food satisfied"

Problem: Write a positive yelp review.
A:
My friend got me dress rehearsal tickets to KA for my birthday last year, and let me just say....that even thought it wasn't the full effect show, I felt like I got the full effect! This show was good, maybe saying good is and understatement maybe OUTSTANDING is more like it. I've seen O, Zummanity, and the Elvis show at the Aria (which btw, don't ever see that show. It was extremely boring!) Well, onto the review. KA makes use of the stage, and what's amazing is that I actually understood the story. I love how they use the stage for many different things, transforming it in every scene. Even with no dialogues, the acrobats dance and tap into your emotions so you know exactly what they're thinking. It's amazing! I laughed, cried, and was even bedazzled by the harmonious music that accompanies each scene. If you're ever in Vegas, get the chance to see this show. There really isn't a bad seat in the house, the stage is made for everyone to see the action. And you get the full experience, because the performers interact with the crowd. It's definitely one of the best shows in Vegas, well I'd have to Le' Reeve and then maybe change my saying...but for now, I'm keeping it that way.