Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: Expensive. Ordered lamb medium rare, and got it rare/blue was still good, center was cold. Filet was ordered rare but arrived medium/well, waiter was curt and disagreed that my steaming hot brown and light pink meat was actually rare, um no. The meat was dried out and there was no blood in sight. They fixed it but no apologies. Pork tenderloin was dried out. Veggies were fantastic. Could be more friendly, especially when you drop $140 on two people.
Q: negative

A: I made reservations on Opentable a month or more in advance and we still got a table basically in the mall. We watched other people that had put their name on the list and waited get seated by the window and the view. Strike 1. Service SUCKED. The waitress actually didnt talk. She would walk up to the table and look at us and wait for us to talk.. She would walk by and we would say excuse me and she would clearly hear us and keep walking. She never checked on us once during the meal and believe me her tip showed how unhappy we were. Strike 2. We ordered a sampling of items.. we had The shrimp dim sum, which was the best item we ordered. Does anyone else think thats funny? The best item was a chinese dish.. haha We ordered chicken yakitori which was pretty good but kind of overly yuzu'd up. Way too overpowering on some bites. We ordered a scallop dynamite which was ok, again overpowered by a flavor, which this time was the bonita flakes on top. And halfway through eating it you could see oil puddling at the bottom of the dish, signaling we should be done and we were. Last and least we ordered the Spicy Tuna crunchy roll (or something to that effect) It was undercooked on the tempura outside, yet somehow overcooked on the Tuna inside. Once this got a little cold it was disgusting... Strike 3. Price is outrageous really for the quality of food and quality of service. It showed us that they really dont care if or when we come back and we wont. Strike OUT.
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer: Now I realize Pita Jungle is a Phoenix-area institution, but seriously, it really isn't that good. I just don't think there are many places here that serve good mediterranean style food for people to compare. And on the flip side, people I know who love good pitas/shwarma avoid PJ like the plague. Considering my review won't dent their rating one bit amidst all of the "rave" reviews this place gets, I'm only going to highlight a few thoughts I have. Hummus isn't hard to make, and while theirs is good, it's not absolutely amazing. Plus, the amount of tahini they put in it makes it very tasty. But also really high in fat and calories, and unnecessary to put that much in. Their pitas are borderline unacceptable. Perhaps people eating here have never had good fresh pita, but theirs is dry, almost stale tasting, and cold. Their shwarma (chicken) is not shwarma. It's just grilled chicken. How is this shwarma? Because it's in a pita? It is also completely absent of any flavor whatsoever. Don't get me wrong, I'm not expecting the most authentic mediterranean food. But this is so far from the real thing they should strongly reconsider naming it "Pita-like Jungle". Or Pita-esque. Pseudo-pita? The possibilities are endless. One of these days (maybe, but who knows until how long) a real mediterranean restaurant will open that serves real mediterranean food. Until that happens though, I guess PJ will still be around jacking people for cash and laughing in the back room about it.
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Generate a negative review for a place
Output: Someone just wrote me a note to say that I didn't make a profit. No.... I didn't.... the review should've read. McDonald's wasted my time and kept my money which resulted in McDonald's making the profit!!!
input: Write a negative yelp review (OPTIONS:
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output: WARNING : Do not give letters to your bell desk to mail out. During my stay, I sent 4 letters by handing them to the bell desk and none of them were received by the recipient. UPDATE : I contacted Mirage about the lost letters and they have not responded. -- RESORT ROOM REVIEW -- Stayed at their standard Resort Room. You can tell it's remodeled but it's done nicely. The unit looks nice with the new curtains, carpets, headboard, lighting, but the build of the hotel itself is not so great. I can hear everyone walking by the room from the bed and I can hear other people's showers. Not recommended for light sleepers. The lights in the bathroom weren't coming on so I had to reset the circuit button. There was some stain on the magazine in the room (pictured). I left it out for the cleaning lady to see, but she didn't catch it. It's not a big deal, but these small imperfections are what makes me feel the room is not clean. The checkout process was painful. None of the buttons on my remote worked to checkout so I had to call. When I called, they couldn't find me in the record that I stayed so I stayed on the line for about 20 mins to eventually be sent to VIP desk to be able to checkout. Comes with a fully stocked fridge. There is a soda machine that gives you a bottle of Dasani water for $3. Internet was already priced into the resort fee they charge(~$28/day) and worked well. Their staffs' very friendly! I called the front desk twice and they were very patient and helpful. -- CASINO REVIEW -- Their volcano show was surprisingly good. The videos you've seen don't do justice. I love the water and jungle theme which you can enjoy as you lose your money to slots.
Q: positive

A:
I just got the pho ga for take out and it was awesome! I loved the soup! The waitstaff was super nice too, I was offered hot tea or water while I waited by 3 different people. I haven't tried anything else yet, but just based on the soup I will be back for seconds.