Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: OK, I must start by saying that this horrible experience was made right byt he owner who was aghast and refunded my entire $50 ticket! I took my wife and daughter out for a special Christmas tea - or I thought so. It was not very Christmas like, although they were not advertising as such, and the music was Christmas, but rocky. The decor was not as quaint as I was hoping, more like old grandma grunts than chabby chic and garden like. Country not Victorian. Anyway, it was the experience we were looking for, and my wife had been here before. Well, we started off with a brand new waitress, nice girl, but zip on the training, than a girl with three months experience came out, again, no training. Both of these girls would seem happier in a less than Victorian life. We asked about teas and blends, but had no assistance. They only offered a couple and you had to share the pot! What is the deal with that - for $19 bucks a pop I wanted my own pot of earl grey while my wife sipped on apricot! Well, one waitress was quitting that day and decided to slam her boss over and over again to us, we were about to leave when the owner came out - we said it was not the experience we were looking for, she apologized and the service got slightly better. Where were the tea cups - we had punch glasses and cracked porcelain with stains. No plates at first, the tea was nothing to write home about. My daughters tea was ok, the cookie was boring, artless and lacking in any frosting or style. The finger sandwiches were pretty good - not quite British, more like deli style, but tasty. The scones a bit dry and the jam, maybe WalMart strawberry. The worst was the dessert. COSTCO SPECIAL! Little dainties of mini eclairs and mini cheesecake squares still frozen with some Rheddi Whip Cream on the side. My six year old loved as she has a dairy intolerance and took an enzyme and she got to splurge. All of this with the griping trainer and the poor helpless trainee for 19 bucks a person. What else could you ask for? A REFUND - which the owner graciously gave us. The place has potential - but needs to work out the kinks, up the presentation, get a better scone recipe, take some time to learn about teas and train their staff, and YES - learn to bake desserts! A 3 tiered plate for presentation and some real tea cups would be nice too! Sorry TEETER house - my Christmas special was a bomb - the best part of it was I did not have to pay for it.
Q: negative

A: My cousin loves this place. We were actually seated at Steak N Shake and we had this epiphany that we should go get sushi instead. So we got up and drove all the way up the I-15 to Osaka. When you enter, you're greeted by a blank wall. What is this - a Japanese Speakeasy? You then turn right and go through another door that takes you to a small sushi bar area. From this initial view, you'd think the place was tiny. If you continue to the back and left, though, you discover that the place can seat quite a lot of people. They have a Teppanyaki area and a surprising number of private booths and traditional looking Japanese sunken dining tables. The space is very aesthetically pleasing. Unfortunately, when it came to the food, I was disappointed. I really wasn't that hungry, but I tried everything that my cousin ordered. We stuck to their late night special menu that is available 10pm-2am. * Beef Tataki Salad - It looked amazing, but it lacked flavor. I think I've only ever had Beef Tataki at Ichiza and theirs runs circles around Osaka's. * King Crab Tempura - This was easily the best thing we ordered. Delicious. * Salmon Skin (half) Roll - This also lacked flavor. I'm kind of a purist in that I like to eat sushi exactly how the chef made it. I never use soy sauce or add wasabi. I stuck to my guns on this, despite the roll really needing the extra flavor. * Screaming Orgasm (ahi sashimi on top of some salad) - This also looked amazing. It had better flavor than the Beef Tataki, but I wasn't blown away by it. The dressing was a little too vinegary. On the plus side, the service was excellent. The two ladies that served us were extremely friendly and attentive to our needs. The green tea tasted great and was the perfect thing on my still recovering throat. Whenever I was running low on tea, the lady would come back and top it off promptly. I really hate giving less than three stars, but I must stay true to the rating system. Indeed, I have experienced better. It's too bad because the service and decor of Osaka are top notch.
Problem: What would be an example of an positive (OPTIONS:
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Answer: Really nice staff. great on trying to meet all needs . The furniture could be better but service made up for it. Upgraded us to this great 3 room suite .. this place is connected to the mall and has Pink's hot dogs and PF Changs
Input: OPTIONS:
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Generate a negative review for a place
Output: What to say. For those of you who want a quick review stop reading and just go to chipotle. Interesting and wonderful how innovation and competition changes our perceptions. When baja fresh first opened it was pretty much the only quick Mexican food chain "game" in town and I thought it was good. Then chipotle entered the game and the downgrade comparisons begin. First the food is more expensive than chipotle but not higher quality. For those with a healthy appetite, the quantity is also smaller. We paid for our food and were given a ticket to wait for our food. Chipotle again sets the standard as your food is prepared right in from of you while ordering and you get your food when you pay. While on the subject of preparation, Baja does not provide any selection of ingredients for variety. I know you can custom order a burrito, but it is not the same thing as seeing your food deliciously constructed before your eyes and being asked about each tasty new addition. Finally there is the overall taste. The burrito I had was good, but a touch greasy; very unlike the fresher taste of a chipotle burrito. This baja restaurant lightly fried my burrito to give it a light browned appealing color. Unfortunately the browning also dried out the tortilla too much. Chipotle tortillas are always soft, warm, and taste like they were just rolled. The only point that scored higher than chipotle was the salsa selection. Baja has a separate salsa bar where customers can serve themselves. There is also a few more salsa types to select from. I prefer the self serve option rather than having to wait behind other customers to ask for an additional bit of salsa I've eaten at the baja fresh on university drive in Tempe and don't remember having the same less positive experience; but that was pre-chipotle too so perhaps it would be the same. Ill let you know if I try this baja restaurant again and my experience is different Happy eating
input: Write a negative yelp review (OPTIONS:
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output: If you want a horrible, overcooked steak brought out with the wrong side items, this is your restaurant! Oh, and it will cost you $45 for dinner and one drink.
Q: negative

A:
I picked up a huge infection. Dirty. Shared instruments and sloppy.