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Output: Terrible service, cold food, nothing compared to Bachi Burger. Sweet potato fries are cold and soggy, and the manly burger tasted like it was sitting out for 20min before they brought it out. The only reason this place gets one star is because they have decent beer.

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Output: #WVFN rolled in to Haus Murphy's last night. For starters, they have proper 32oz glasses, so they're already a hit in my book. Started the eating part of the night with a couple giant pretzels. Giant is correct; the thing was as big as my head! And big, puffy, salty, and delicious! With the brown mustard, it was definitely a hit! We ordered the Bauernplatte, which is listed as a combo for two, but handily accommodated three of us. The schnitzel was delicious, the german fried potatoes were delicious, bratwurst was ok. I avoided the red cabbage because I'm not a fan, but the other diners stated it was fantastic. Beer: Weihenstephan Hefeweizen was everything a wheat beer should be; rich and full-bodied, but not too heavy, with a very light citrus attribute. Franziskaner Weissbier was phenomenal! Delicious, rich, perfect. Franziskaner Dunkel was superb. Can't wait to sample the remainder of their selections. The live music was really awesome. They have a nice patio, with misters, so even in the summer it should be pleasant. I would never have guessed a place like this existed in Glendale. Now that I'm aware of its existence, I will certainly try to return.

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Output: Upgraded to the Gold tower for three nights.{$60 extra June 27-30th}.Saturday night started well. Won $700 at the tables and slots, Saturday night till Sunday Morning there was a loud party next door till 5am.Had to call Security at 4:45..then the hallway doors stopped slamming..yelling and swearing too. Sometimes I think alcohol should be illegal for some yahoos. Thought the Nugget had better clientele, but this was a night from Hell,they took off our $20 upgrade charge for that night..only ruined our whole Sunday as we were exhausted all day. Pool was great Sunday until 4pm..then the alcohol fired up rowdies partied hard. I remember when Vegas was classy,but Frank Dean and Sammy are long gone ,rest in peace,we won't stay here again..to bad..used vto love it here. 5th stay here. Hotels are focused on the revenue from hard drinking,loud,club kids now. JZ

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Pleasantly surprised at this little gem. I had the curry tofu and my partner had the orange tofu... we finally stepped outside our box. (I usually will order something like the moo goo gai pan at restaurants like this) We are glad we stepped out of the box because it was excellent. The orange tofu had an excellent glaze and still kept it's nice softness on the inside. Same with the curry. The curry was nice and spicy, just like it's supposed to be and doesn't kill you with the spice. We didn't have an issue with the rice like other reviewers did... not special, but not bad either. The staff were real nice. There was a steady flow of people moving in and out of the place, even at 1pm. It was quick, easy, cheap and tasty. Definitely worth it.