Q: negative

A: Horrible. I mean how could it have gotten any worst. I wouldn't let the imbicile on the turntable dj a barmitzvah much less a Vegas nightclub. Besides the music being such a disaster the clientele was beyond ghetto fabulous. Granted ths has more to do with the promotion than anything else but a $30 cover you think would discourage the trash that was pouring in. Not the case here. The tweeked out bartenders of which there wrere a few poured half shots into mixed drinks and charged $11 a pop. $75 into the mess I'm still trying to figure out how the dj thinks Justin timberlands song cry me a river mixes well with madonnas into the groove and ends with rihannas please don't stop the music. Moron. I'm leaving and hoping for a refund. Yeah right. People are still plowing in and all I can think is the few European tourist in there must be in utter awe of the sheer stupidity of the entire scene. Avoid this place. It will screw with the success of your vacation.

Q: negative

A: I'm not even sure where to start. We got to Smoke on a friday night at 7:15 and were told that it would be a half hour wait - not a big deal. We went to a nearby bar to pass the time and at 9:15 - 2 HOURS later - my boo got a call saying our table was ready. That actually wasn't what made me dislike this place, we were actually nicely buzzed, in a good mood and ready to eat. We ordered the veggie tacos and the mac and cheese to share and this is where I got mad. After 15 minutes of waiting for our food, the mac and cheese was cold and hard. Our fault for waiting around to eat here but NOT okay that our food was cold. Our waitress was slow and apathetic about everything. So over this place and the hype surrounding it. We will def not be back.

Q: positive

A: This is my favorite bar that doesn't feature live music. The wait and bar staff are great and remember you after you've been there a few times. The average patron is professional but not pretentious, it's a down to earth crowd. The only reason I don't give it 5 stars is that they took the drunken salmon dish off the menu.

Q: negative

A:
With reviews ranging from 5 stars to 1...my wife and I decided to give it a try for our 3rd wedding anniversary dinner. Good thing she and I have a sense of humor because we needed it. From the cheesy bad decor, to the awful / skipping CD music and abysmal lighting, we wondered whether the food was so superb that some people chose to ignore the obvious deficits and gave this place a high rating. Uh, no. We were the only ones in the entire restaurant on a Wednesday night. That's right. The only ones and we were there for a couple hours and still the service was lacking. On the plus side: They accepted our Restaurant.com discount coupon, which was good considering the other review I read about them choosing not honor one they felt didn't apply. The combination waitress/hostess/manager/(& chef?) also did not charge me for a glass of wine that was way passed its prime and smelled / tasted like vinegar, which again, was good service on their part. But the food was just ok. Not bad. Not superb. Just Ok. Probably the most entertaining part of our meal was the suprise we received while eating our dinner. As we listened to the loud Indian music piped over our heads, we were quite suprised to hear the Hindi version of the Fergie's "My Humps." We actually stopped eating, looked at each other and burst out laughing. I could just see a lady in a Sari singing about her humps, her humps, her lovely lady lumps...uh, what??? Also, it seemed like the proprieters were having a family dinner at one of the tables; complete with children doing homework. We won't be going back and suggest you try somewhere else.