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A: VERY UNPROFESSONAL Owner looks like he beats up people. He has black eyes, bruising all over the face. I call at 9 this morning to see if they are open. I was told yes and was asked a few questions about my dog. Then I was asked if I could wait and bring her in at noon. So I said yes. I go there at noon. The place is a madhouse. The owner comes over and I tell him that I called at nine and was told to come in between noon and 1. He looks at my dog and says "Well.. she has to be shaved." I said "Yes, I know. Is there a problem? I am trying to be nice, asking if I need to bring her back, are there too many dogs, just trying to be nice, and the owner goes nutz. He says "Somethings wrong with you! Somethings wrong with you! Get her dog! Get her dog out of here! We arent going to groom your dog, something is wrong with you for asking those questions!" I ask the groomer if there was a problem because he is telling me that she is matted and he thinks that is a bad question to ask a groomer? So he makes one of his employees go get my dog. He says "If you are going to ask those questions, I am not going to do your dog!" I cant believe it. I have done NOTHING wrong, except ask if everything is ok. To ask if they have a problem. I am trying to be NICE and he thinks I am being mean? Fruit case! I look at the dogs they have there, and realise its smart if I leave because the cuts look horrific! I tell the guy "I dont know what is wrong with you! I simply asked if everything was ok.. you are telling me there are problems with my dog, and I already knew that. I am sick, I have just gotten out of the hospital because I have cancer and its taken me two weeks to get down here and you are going NUTS for no reason!" I tell the guy "You know.. I came here because I am a lesbian and this is a gay establishment! I drove out of my way to get here and you treat me like this? WHY? I wanted to know if my dog was going to be fine with you and you loose it! Thank god I didnt leave her with a fruit cake like you! Megomanical fruitcake.

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A: I was unable to get a room at the big hotels for New Years Eve. This dump had the nerve to charge almost $200.00 a night for a crapy, dirty room. I spent as little time as possible in the room. YUCK!

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I don't know what happened, but after a hiatus of several months, we ordered takeout from Pasta Brioni and were very disappointed. We had two orders of eggplant parmesan, and a small pizza. In the past, the Eggplant Parm dinners came with a generous side of spaghetti, and a great side salad (best Ranch dressing around!). This time however, the eggplant parm had no spaghetti, and the "side salad" was just a boring handful of limp lettuce with oil (even though we'd asked for Ranch). To add insult to injury, the prices were higher for less (and worse) food. Perhaps they're trying to find ways to cut costs to pay for Obamacare or something, but whatever the reason, we were disappointed in our last experience. We'll be back again, but only because we've experienced much, much better from this restaurant and want to give them the benefit of the doubt. Come on PB, you can do MUCH better!