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Output: Yum got the chiliquiles with eggs

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Output: I hate to give this place a 2 star review based on some things that are not their fault but the truth of the matter is that I have had better accommodations elsewhere and at other Hamptons. I picked this Hampton because it was close to where I needed to be, not too far from the strip/food and it was close to the airport...that last one is what got me. It's VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY close to the airport. I mean very close. Like, look out your window and there's a jumbo jet close. So the planes landing and taking off at all hours of the night? You can hear all of it. It gets so bad that the windows shake at times and if you're a light sleeper then you probably aren't sleeping. They provide you with ear plugs but...how will I hear my alarm with those ear plugs in? Anyhow, the staff is really nice and the breakfast isn't bad at all. But the problem comes from location and it's proximity to the runway. If you like watching and hearing airplanes take off at all hours of the night, this is the place for you. For me? Not so much.

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Output: Just like Chicago! A dumpy shack with screwball staff and the best tasting dogs and cheese fries! You could skip the cheese on the fries, but that just means you're not from Chicago. If the staff gives you a hard time, it's part of the schtick and adds a Chicago feel. If they give you a hard time, don't be afraid to talk back... It's a Chicago thing. If you want smiles, high fives and crappy food (west coast thing) head on over to wiener schnitzel or Pinks and enjoy your mystery dog with government chez whiz.....

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Good. Busy. Flavorful. BYOB. All things my step dad would say about his game room. This place has delightful ingredients and wonderful taste... From farm to fork. Could it be easier? I don't know. I never got my GED. I went and was not disappointed being told this place had amazing food, and best of all I could get my eggs like my undercarriage. Drippy. E2 has redonk fresh ingredients like Rosemary and Shallots. You can get anything you want here unless you want wild boar, zebra, or a threesome with a hot Mennonite named Steve. Then sorry folks, you gotta take the Amtrak to Lancaster. The service is great but the food is the major highlight. I have tried everything on the menu twice except brunch's Tony's bag of D's. Cuz fool me once. Everything here is solid and very few things are trendy. If you want an entire menu of gluten free items and a bisexual server with clip on bangs LET ME KNOW cuz the Olive Garden fired Brenda. PROS: Best coffee in Pittsburgh. Seriously. It is the best black thing I have had inside me if I don't count the years between 2003-2008. The seats are higher up then Outback Steakhouse. This is awesome because most booth seating tickles my C-section scar and tends to rub up against the table. Cons: Brunch is my favorite but it is CASH ONLY. I am just warning you because this was a pro for me. I only pay with cash. The last time I checked my credit score to get a Kohl's charge card the screen just had a picture of a jar full of bee's.