Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A: Why oh WHY did I even come back here last Saturday night? Well, self, because you quite frankly had major munchies and needed salty food bc of your vodka consumption. That's why. I do, however, regret consuming food at this McD's location - even in my drunken haze. My Filet-O-Fish (towards the end) had a long (about 3") white hair in the tartar sauce. I started gagging and spit out the burger and the rest. Never again. Never!!!!

Problem: Write a positive yelp review.
A: Had the Cobb Salad in a wrap. It was huge and the price was right. This place is good and I love local and original restaurants. It is primarily a takeout place, but there is an outdoor seating area that is well shaded and has a mist system. Food was good, service was quick, and all in all I am sure to be back.

Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A:
Let me start by saying, I didn't pay for my meal. I was my father-in-law's new wife's birthday so he paid. We sat in the bar initially while waiting for more guests to show up. I figured with a name like "The Keg" they brewed their own beer. Turns out they do not. They only have 4 taps and 2 of those are Bud. Once all of the guests arrived we moved into the cramped dining room. I've noticed in other reviews no one has mentioned how incredibly dark it is in this place. It's DARK. My eyes readjusted several times while trying to read the menu. It was also very LOUD. They were playing DUBSTEP all night. That was weird. It's like a steak restaurant named for what should be a brewery with nightclub atmosphere. There were 7 of us and they sat us a table fixed for 6 so it was cramped. We moved a few of the wine glasses that were reserved for water off the table just make a little room. Our waiter came back over and put the wine glasses back on our table stating that they have to be there with no further explanation. The food was ok. I thought the salad was hoaky, but the blue cheese dressing was AMAZING. We got a little bit of horse radish with our steaks which was INTENSE. I'm a horse radish lover and even I thought it was a little extreme. It was good, but whoa my sinuses are still burning. I thought the steaks were good, but no better than what my dad or father-in-law usually make at home. The only other anomaly was an order of mashed potatoes my wife ordered. They brought out a platter about 16" wide with one scoop of potatoes on it. Made the already cramped table even smaller. If you plan on having a party of 6 or more expect your bill to be in the realm of $500. No joke. The starting prices of steaks here are $25 just for the meat.