question: I find life hard enough . But here I am , doing a spring " cleanse . " I am cranky because I am exhausted . I am exhausted - or feeling my exhaustion - because all I ' ve been drinking is green tea , and not my usual 2 large cups of coffee in the morning plus limitless cups of black tea throughout the afternoon , and then decaf black tea in the evening .
Q: What would eventually happen if they stuck with their coffee ?

answer: It will continually disrupt sleep

question: So , I ask after she finishes talking , and I had an idea this was for a scholarship at one point , but even that did n't quite make a lot of sense , and ask what was that . And she says it is for writing a scholarship , you know , the thing we told you on Friday about ? And I said that I did n't get called to the meeting on Friday , and I had actually been listening as well as I could and had n't heard my name called . She goes oh , maybe your in the wrong place . GEE THANKS LADY .
Q: What did the narrator do after the lady said he was in the wrong room ?

answer: Went and found the scholarship workshop he supposed to be in .

question: So guess what I did today?Yesterday , I walked into work , was promptly mistaken for my co - worker Susi , and that 's when I decided I needed to get a haircut . Hopefully that mistaken genderness will stop , or at least be cut back some . I went over to Floyde 's , and I must admit that it was probably the best haircutting experience I ' ve had . Maybe it was the environment , or maybe it was the fact that they do a massage at the end of the cut . It was probably the cute indie girl cutting my hair though .
Q: Why did the narrator like their salon experience ?

answer:
They had a crush on the stylist .