Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer: I had a fairly disappointing experience at Tao this past Friday night. I booked a table here for my bachelorette party. Even though we paid extra for the guaranteed main room table placement, we still weren't in the desirable table area and were pretty much in the hallway, which was annoying after paying so much extra for what I thought was one of the good tables. The service at the table was great - we got brought in quickly, our security/ drink pourer guy was great, waitress was very friendly. As a girl, I like to wear very high heels. And at Tao that was no exception - I wore my 5 inch high stilettos and as usual enjoyed attempting to look like I could walk in them while drinking. TWICE I was brought to the "drunk girl" area and told that I am too drunk, clearly cause I was stumbling in my shoes. They made me take my shoes off, walk in a straight line, and talk to them for a bit to I was completely fine, which I was. It was extremely frustrating that after paying a shit ton for a table to be carted off and told I'm about to get kicked out for not being able to walk in my shoes, just to twice have them confirm I'm completely fine. There were nicer, better, and faster ways to handle that situation. The dance floor was REALLY packed. IMO I think it is too small as it was almost impossible to move around out there. I would have preferred a little more room. Also as part of the bachelorette package, I was supposed to get a cake, and the cake never came. I complained the next morning and they sent the cake to my hotel room which was nice but it didn't arrive till after we went out for the evening which was annoying Anyways - I would never go back to Tao, but I'm sure it's not terrible for everyone. Make sure to wear shoes you can walk in :)

Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer: Love love love earl of sandwich! I can eat this all day. Chipotle avocado chicken and the original earl is a must try. :)

Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer:
Best breakfast in Pittsburgh. Hands down.