IN: i did diaper laundry last night , and i dropped the basket downstairs . apparently when i dropped it the spongebob diaper fell out and did not make it into the wash . so i brought the diapers up to put on the drying rack and jaxen looked through the basket and asked " spongebob ? " with his arms upthen he went and looked at the rack " spongebob ? " then he spun around " spongeboooooooob ?
Why might jaxen be looking for spongebob ?

OUT: The spongebob diaper is his favorite one

IN: I was discussing San Francisco and the film " Sweet November " with a friend last night . As invariable as the discussion and it 's link with San Francisco and the films theme of " Love " , it caused me to think about the critics terrible review of it . Though I have not seen the original ( which is supposedly intolerably better ) , I still believe that the film is a fantastic postmodern love story . As the critics disagree , and I believe in protest through pacifism , I am unable to physically assault the critics and blow up their houses , complete with scalping .
What type of genre of movie does the narrator seem to like ?

OUT: They seem to like movies about love .

IN: Well , I was driving through downtown Long Beach last night ... went right past the convention center ... and it conjured fond memories in my mind of all the trade shows I ' ve seen there over the years and how much I LOVE TRADE SHOWS . There 's something about a large showroom floor that 's covered with custom exhibits housing anything and everything based on one trade ... golf shirts , fishing supplies , tents , motorcycles ... you name it ! I do n't even have to LIKE the trade to enjoy the show ! I just like all the flash and frill , the demonstrations and the hard sells , and the free stuff ! !
What may be the main reason I love trade shows ?

OUT:
I love the hustle and bustle of place but I really like all the items I can get for nothing .