Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A: One star only because the server (Alan-?) was genuinely apologetic. THE SCENE: Valentines Day- we dont like it. Mr n Ms Lucy aint fans of this corporately driven holiday that celebrates hearts n flowers (as in buy lots n lots of hearts and flowers and if you forget to, there's a tent on the next street corner). I got home from a nine hour stint at my "real job" and Mr. Lucy had been studying all day. In my mind, a quiet night at home, complete with a delightfully cooked meal by yours truly and a flick in the idiot box was the perfect method at avoiding what would surely be a Valentine's Day disaster. Mr Lucy was insistent on trying a new eatery he had just read about, Beaver's choice in Tempe. We pulled into the lot and it appeared the lights were off. "car broke down so was unable to get fresh ingredients for today. Sorry- closed" That didnt serve as warning enough to turn around and go home. Mr Lucy was starving. So we drove and we passed in one fell swoop- THREE good ideas; Nello's, Sahara and something I cant now recall. Both of us reminisced about how years back we had heard how awesome Nellos food was. Nellos won. And an hour later Nellos lost. The place was busy and the server was understandably delayed greeting us. I ordered my standard wine with dinner, a Malbec, a wine I have never sampled a bad version of. The brand was Acordeon which i had never heard of but again, having tried even cheap Malbecs, hadnt ever had a bad one. This wine was tart, old (not aged) and puckered my mouth with each sip. Now I know- this wasnt a four or five star joint but one can usually gauge that if an eatery has more than 4 wines (y'know the standard cab, merlot, chard, white zin) it cant be all bad. I traded it in for a Chianti which was served chilled which i found odd but maybe there was something i didnt know...What I didnt know was that on the inside of my glass was a dried on, caked on bit of particle that took my using my fingernail to pry it free ON THE INSIDE OF MY GLASS. The server was by now slammed and wasnt nearby so i grinned and gritted. Tick tock tick tock, about 44 minutes after ordering our server informed us the kitchen was slammed. And 56 minutes later our food was delivered. I just knew that for how long we waited it would be piping hot deliciousness worth the wait. EL-WRONG-O. We ordered a Chicken Parmigiana sammy and a spinach, mushroom, onion pie. The cheese on the sammy was ooey gooey and so good looking. I bit into it waiting for heaven and as i pulled the sammich away a chicken finger fell out. A CHICKEN FINGER of pre-cooked, pre-sliced chicken. Yes- there were four chicken slivers on the bread, creating a 4-1 bread to chicken ratio. The sauce was not hot, the bread was soggy. Mr Lucy bit into his slice of pie was was laughing. I asked why and he gestured to look at how he had to hold the pie. Y'know pizza that is so wimpy the only firm part is the crust? In fact he had me put my finger under his slice. The middle was COLD AND WET! Ewwww. Now always in search of the silver lining i will say the french fires that came with the sandwich were mostly good- the ones that were cooked. The garlic use on the pizza was tasty. And the server apologized. So friends- an hour for our food from time of order, food that wouldn't even be good if we waited only 5 mins for it and sucky wine choices. Nellos will not see our dollars again.

Problem: Write a positive yelp review.
A: First time visiting this spot today with my family and I couldn't say enough good things about it. The food was AMAZING, price was good for portion size and the service was also great, thanks to our server Nichole. Only bad thing today was there was also a car show in their parking lot so that made parking a hassle, but I wouldn't ding them for that next time ill just check for current events first. We had about a 30 min wait but it was totally worth it. We will definitely be back soon!

Problem: Write a positive yelp review.
A:
I heard of Elements on Shea through Arizona Spa Girls a while ago but had never been there before. When I was in dire need of a massage last night (around 4:30pm), I decided to call and see if they had any openings at all. When I called they were incredibly professional and kind and were able to fit both me and my boyfriend in for appointments at 7pm. So convenient and helpful! We arrived a few minutes early to fill out some first-timer paperwork, and were very impressed immediately by the cleanliness and tranquility of this beautiful little shop. We both received 55-min. massages at the introductory $59 rate and were more than relaxed when we left. Definitely one of the best massages I've had in a while! We'll definitely be back again soon!