IN: I was the escalator usher . My job was to keep people moving when they arrived off the escalator and make sure aisles were not clogged . You would think that would be an easy job , but oh no .
What may be the reason for needing an escalator usher ?

OUT: There was an event with a lot of people .

IN: But for some reason it 's more intense on the left possibly because a liberal always believes his stance is uniquely and romantically heroic even though everyone else he knows agrees with him ! When they run into someone - be it a friend or stranger -who disagrees well , they must be evil .
What may happen to this person in a political debate .

OUT: This person is likely to get highly angry at others .

IN: If I did n't want that , we would stop the courtship immediately . I of course was fine with it ... a far cry away from the venom I had spewed at him only a year and a half before . We got engaged in six weeks and married as soon as I finished school in December . We just moved to DC and I am excited to be a wife and mother .
How does the narrator expect this romantic relationship to go in the future ?

OUT:
The narrator expects to live happily ever after .