Question: Two friends met after 20 years. Tom had been smoking tobacco all these years and had some health problems related to that, while Randy quit smoking 25 years ago. Which friend was at a lower risk for developing cancer?
Answer: Randy

Question: Beach town was hit hard by the hurricane. Hill town was spared, being situated 50 miles south. the eye of the hurricane passed almost through Beach town. Which town had more damage caused by the water level rising above normal sea level?
Answer: Beach

Question: Two ladies sit in a coffee shop. Patty smokes three packs of cigarettes a day, but her good friend Julie, doesn't smoke. They are both 65 years old. They are enjoying a coffee. Which lady is less exposed to cancer?
Answer:
Julie