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An example of an positive review: For my last couple of trips to Vegas, I've always had Joe's Seafood Prime Steak & Stone Crab on my list to visit, but it would somehow always get forgotten about. Because a lot of my friends have tried it and have had said nothing but great things about their Stone Crab Claws, I totally made it a priority to dine there during my last trip. I stopped over for lunch right when it opened and was the first to get seated on their patio. The waiter mentioned to me that they had all sizes of the Stone Crab Claws available so that was good to hear. Basically you somewhat get the same amount of meat no matter what size you choose. But the main difference is the bigger the claw size, the easier it is to remove the cracked shells. I was really tempted to get their Colossal Claw, but it was a little out of my price range so I went with the Large Size. Large Stone Crab Claws -- http://bit.ly/11duGum Holy moly those Stone Crab Claws were so good!!! They had a nice sweet flavor to them and were very moist. I think what made them even better was their house aioli sauce. I was in Stone Crab bliss with every bite! They also offer you a huge complimentary basket of different breads to go with your meal. Though the claws alone were well enough for me. I'll have to come back here again for another round of Stone Crab Claws, and also try their steaks which I've heard are also really good. Now I know what I've been missing out on and I'm glad I was finally able to try it!

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An example of an negative review: Sigh. I really wanted to like it. Ive been craving a Philly cheesesteak for a couple months now and it didnt satisfy my craving. I asked for mushrooms, peppers, and onions and it still didnt have much flavor. I even drowned it in their "spicy" sauce. Nothing, which made me wonder what I just poured all over my sandwich. And there was barely any cheese! Whyyyyyy. The regular sized sandwich, with a small container of fries, and a regular drink came out to a ridiculous $11.55 ugh. Not coming back again.

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An example of an negative review: I've been to this restaurant several times and last night was awful. First off the workers do not speak English. They messed up my order and then made me feel guilty because they had already started what I didn't order. I agreed to take it and it cost me more $$ than what I originally wanted. The won tons were super greasy and undercooked. When I called to complain and asked for a manager they told me no manager was there and hung up on me. I tried calling back and the phone was off the hook. Worst customer service ever. Save yourself the frustration, don't eat there.

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An example of an negative review: If you want to contract an STD, have your clothes ruined by indoor smoking, and drink cheap PBRs...then this place is for you. I love dive bars, but this place is the trashiest of the trash.