Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: Went here for a party. They already had all the tables set up with plates and water. I don't really like that. From my entrance intro the building, I already had mediocre opinions on this place. Tap water was disgusting! I don't recommend drinking it at all. I don't even think lemons could save this one! Had to drink soda instead because I didn't want any alcoholic drinks. Food was okay. Karaoke was loud, but people seemed to be enjoying it. Bathrooms were not that great - with the foot traffic, they should at least flush adequately. Nope... Don't think that I'll return anytime.
Q: positive

A: How the hell have I survived this long without knowing the god-like sandwiches that are made here? I don't like "sub sandwiches". I hardly like regular sandwiches. When my boyfriend says "Hey, you want to get a sub?", I'm like "FUCK NO, don't you know that I hate them?!" But then one day he took me here and OMG.. my life has been forever changed. I ordered the "white widow" which was a delicious combination of chicken, cheese and I think ranch dressing. OMG. It was like an orgasm in my mouth. I happily ate my awesome sandwich and giggled when I looked over on the wall painting and there was a little stoned crab smiling up at me. He totally knew how GLORIOUS this sandwich was. The staff is very nice, the food was delicious, and it was quite possible that at least half of the customers were stoned. But that's ok. Stoner food is mouth watering. I'm longing for my next toasted sub adventure. Mmmmm.
Problem: What would be an example of an positive (OPTIONS:
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- positive) review?

Answer: Coming from a city that does not do well with reuse of old sites and structures, I love seeing what can be done with former industrial land. The Waterfront is a great place to visit for a meal, shopping and entertainment. There are a number of chain restaurants (Uno's, PF Changs, Red Robin, Eat N Park, Steak and Shake) and there are speciality restaurants as well (Japanese, a brewery and fish market). You can come for a meal and stay for a comedy show or dueling pianos. They also have a Dave and Busters which is fun for a date night, girls night out, etc. The mix of stores for shopping is interesting. There are some unique finds such as Hometown Sports (which has the typical Pittsburgh sports team merchandise) and a wine store chock full of wine decor, accessories and apparel. You can even sample wines from Heritage Wine Cellars. The rest of the stores are a mix of national chains. Bath and Body Works, Carters, Macty's, Ultima etc. Overall, a great destination for shopping and entertainment, but it is much better for the entertainment than the shopping.
Input: OPTIONS:
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Generate a negative review for a place
Output: The flavor was pretty bland and excruciatingly dry. The sushi tasted off. The one good thing is the dessert counter. Mini doughnuts had me at hello.
input: Write a negative yelp review (OPTIONS:
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output: After seeing their commercial for the millionth time for "buy one room get two free" we finally decided to give them a call and schedule an appointment. My big mistake was not doing any research first. When I talked to the rep on the phone I asked her what their average price on laminate was and she said she couldn't tell me, only a sales rep could. Weird, ok. I scheduled an appointment for the following Monday and gave them all my info. What a mistake! After talking to them I decided to look up customer reviews on them and of course discovered bad reviews on Yelp and on other sites as well. Pretty much everybody says don't use them. They are overpriced, the sales reps are rude and you just get screwed. Full disclaimer: it wasn't my personal experience, I didn't get very far with them, but judging by how they handled my request for cancellation I believe all those reviews. All the positive reviews are clearly written by the company since those reviewers don't have any other reviews posted. After I read all the negative reviews I decided I didn't want to deal with them so I called and cancelled. if any rep from the company is reading this IT IS MY RIGHT TO CANCEL AND DON"T GET HARASSED AFTERWARDS!!!!! STOP CALLING ME!!!! They wouldn't stop calling me! They think that by harassing me they can still get me to buy their services and it's not gonna happen! And I'm not really sure how to get it through their thick heads - don't call me anymore!
Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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- positive) yelp review.
A:
Underwhelmed and left wishing I didn't eat that. To start, the hostess had all the charm a cinderblock . . . the vocabulary, too. Came for brunch and ordered the quesadilla appetizer to start with a Bloody Mary. Quesadilla was good, but not worth $16. Not hard to make something with bacon taste good. Bloody Mary was good too, but once again again not worth $10. For the main course I had the chiliquiles . . . He needs to review what a chiliquile is. What I got was a very dry corn tortillas, dense scrambled egg on top and some sauces drizzled over . . . Was more of a poorly constructed tostada if anything. Also, the grits were appalling, way over seasoned. The best thing about my visit here was the waiter. Polite, personable and attentive. Will not be coming back to this extremely over priced establishment.