Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Q: Giving someone else a weak wave, someone heads to his office and pauses and looks at his name placard on the glass door. He

A: lifts a cigar, then stirs it.
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Q: The lady spins the hula hoop on her arm. A man

A: spins on hula hoops.
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Q: He sees someone sitting in the corner. Her hair

A:
is covered in bandages.
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