Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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- positive) yelp review.
A: the pho was just wrong...the waiter was not all there in the mind.
Q: negative

A: OK all you get two reviews in one: As to the food and service: My wife and I went to Joyride for her bday... We sat outside and went about 6:30 PM. The place was already very busy. (Good for them) The dining area is very inviting, it's both the bar scene and dining in one. Presentation got high marks (5). The drinks we got (from the bar while waiting for a seat) were both house specials and were good but not great. We both ordered different drinks and we both felt compelled to change out for the next round. The bar (3). On to our dinner. We are both certified NTA (National Taco As.) KCBS (Kansas City Barbeque As.) judges as well as doing other food judging so we speak from some base of knowledge as a minimum. We ordered 4 different taco's and a second meat dinner with a couple of extras. Clearly enough to judge. For the tacos I'd give no better than a (2) because they were not sensational in any way and one was not good at all. They missed giving us one of our sides so service falls to a (2) as well. Overall, I would have been between a 2-3 on this and not wanting to drag them down it would have been a 3. So WHY would you ask that I rated them a (1)??? Because my wife and I were BOTH bitten soo severely that it took a week with prescriptive ointments and drugs to deal with the rash of bites we got while having dinner. We wrote to Joyride and provided pictures of the bites within two days of our visit to advise them of the issue and they did not even have the courtesy to reply. Our letter DID NOT ask for anything in compensation for our troubles it was purely to advise them of the problems we had during our visit in hopes that no one else would have the issues we had. As they have elected NOT to reply I felt the rest of you foodies should know. They are busy today for sure, but without improvements to the food and to customer care they don't have a long future. Joyride, you can be pissed at us if you like but this became a public matter because you forgot to care about your customers. No one should have that experience and particularly not on a special day. Lance... 11/6/2014 Within 24 hours of this posting I was contacted by the owners of Joyride. What a personal letter could not do Yelp did in 24 Hrs. I'll post anything meaningful after I chat with them. 11/14/2014 OK, I have to say after a failed start on their part we connected. The failed start was OK, with me, poor guy got in a wreck while talking with me. We talked the next day and I have to say I was impressed that after he thought about it he was candid with me and said that they had our letter but had not replied. They saw my post dug out the letter and I give them BIG PROPS for being honest about it. I honestly think my voice was heard and although they had not contacted me I am convinced now that they were working on some changes before the two conversations I had with them. Thanks Joyride for being honest with me. Lance...
Problem: What would be an example of an positive (OPTIONS:
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- positive) review?

Answer: 11am opening time on a Sunday morning and it was already mayhem. We were stuck in 1 line only to realize when we got to the counter that we could only order Al Pastor and Adobada in that line. If you wanted anything else from their menu like Chorizo, lengua, quesadillas or carne asada fries, you had to line up at 1 of the 3 other lines!!! Ridiculous!!! It took me 20mins to get my order of 2 Al Pastor vampiros in my line and as much as I wanted to try the other stuff, I didn't wanna line up again, especially since I arrived the lines were even longer! After you got your oders, you had to pay at the cashier, then squeeze to the beverage counters. Dear Tacos El Gordo owners, obviously your stuff is good and people are willing to line up for it, but I really wish you would care more about customer service! I wish you would implement an effective process where it's first come, first served, order what you want, get it then pay! We are not herds of cows wanting to eat, we are PEOPLE folks! Moral of the story, come at an odd hour or come prepared... in a group of 5 people - 1 to save a table, 4 to order at each line/counter so all of yous can get what you want. Or you can check out their other outlet at E Charleston Rd which may be less crowded. All we had was the Al Pastor vampiros and the flan. The flan was good, but I have a personal preference of the Philippine leche flan over the Mexican version. This version is more dense, but still yummy and creamy. For those who haven't tried Vampiros, try it! It's a taco meets grilled cheese sandwich. It's all your taco fillings sandwiched between tortillas and grilled so that the cheese melts and packs all the goodness inside. The Al Pastor meat was exceptional, one of, if not the best I've tried in Vegas. Very tender and tasty, the right amount of sweet and spices. The cheese was melted and yummy but the tortilla they used was so thin that most of it was pretty burnt. I preferred the tortilla they use in Taco y Taco vampiros. We definitely have to go back for the other items on the menu! P.S. 4 stars for the food, 4 stars for service (helpful runners that ensure the seating area is clean), and 2 stars for the ordering process which is very annoying.
Input: OPTIONS:
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Generate a negative review for a place
Output: Ok, if Subway is busy. Just too darn expensive for pitas! I've been here a total of three times now, and each time I came away feeling like $8 (pita and a drink + tax) is too much for what you get. Yesterday was my last trip here. I had a babaganoush and my son had a hummus. There was NO WAY they spread more than 1.5oz. on each. Plus, the babaganoush had no distinguishing flavors of eggplant nor garlic, requirements of a good babaganoush. My 8yo son was starving after eating his hummus pita and asked for another. We decided to pickup some 'filler' at Subway. On the up side, everything is fresh and the have a moderately good selection of sauces and extras. If you do decide to go, go for some meat. At least you have a better chance of filling that growing tummy.
input: Write a positive yelp review (OPTIONS:
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- positive).
output: My mom got what she came for, just a pay as you go plan for my uncle and it was quick & easy. The only complaint I have is the person who helped us, Chase, was rather rude, unsmiling, and he gave a little bit of an attitude to my mom, who kept asking questions because she was trying to clarify. Very irritating.
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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- positive) review?

Answer:
wanted to like this place but their hamburger made me sick. :(