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Output: My boss kept on buggin bout this place because he heard it was a nice place to eat and u can watch the water show outside of Bellagio when you eat in the patio. So we got to this spot and it was a 2 hr wait to sit in the patio. That was a hell naw! So we ate inside and its dark as hell in there! I couldnt even see the menu. Plus the waitors had that French accent and couldnt really understand that! I think the darkness in there affected my hearing also!!! It was funny kuz I asked the waitor how the Salmon is cooked and he said "panned" but i couldnt understand the way he said it. So I kept on sayin "HUH?!" and he finally got rid of his French accent and spoke to me in plain English. I was like "THANK U!" I ordered the Salmon which was ok but i had better. We ordered chips for appetizer and that damn thang was stale! Unless thats their style of chips, i have no clue... my style of chips is crispy!!! So overall, this place sucked in my opinion. I rather eat at Cheesecake Factory and have their salmon - YUMMM!!! Thank goodness my company paid for this meal also! Never Again Mon Ami Gabi. BTW, i kept on forgetting the name of this spot so i was calln it Milli Va Nilli!

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Output: Honestly a must visit in Edinburgh. They have other shops (not sure where though) but this one is slightly far away for tourists (suppose that's a good thing really). I LOVE the fact its open till 10pm,... ive turned up here a few times at 9.30ish & still had to wait in a queue... it really is THAT good. The small portions work out moderately expensive but you can get a standard ice cream tub for like 3-4 ish (cheaper than B&Jerrys across the road in tesco) and you can get all different flavours in the one tub. The flavours are gorgeous, but sometimes if you arrive later they have a limited supply. Last time I had key lime pie... to die for! Also just their plain vanilla is good too. Never been to their cafe upstairs as I always take away. They have a pricey chocolate section, & a small sweet section too. Honestly though, the ice cream is amazing... much better than anything you can find in the supermarket.

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Output: I have been coming here for over 7 years now and it just gets better. Once called J Chew & Co, then Brackin's Bar, and now for a few years Old Town Tavern. This is a very friendly and relaxing place to hang out and listen to live local music. They have lots of outdoor patio space which is dog and smoker friendly. Even on weekends with a full band playing there is no cover charge. The crowd tends to get younger as it gets later especially on the weekends. This is also known as a fun day drinking hangout when the weather is nice. This is the perfect pre or post dinner spot to chat over a cocktail. Try their Moscow Mule!

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They were busy, but did sit us at the bar after almost no wait. Alas, this was a bad deal, we did not get any meats served to us until probably 20 minutes later. The salad bar was super small, had roasted mushrooms, artichoke hearts, hearts of palm, the ribs and mashed potatoes....all were very, very average. Meats we tried were sirloin, bacon wrapped filet(smallest filet bits I have ever seen), bacon wrapped chicken, lamb and sausage. All the meats were cooked right, but very average cuts of meat and nothing special....WAY salty!! Will not eat here again.