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Output: I went in here for an oil change. The sign out front advertises a good deal but with my car I always expect to pay more. I immediately noticed when I walked in there were signs mentioning surcharges for the basic oil change. The standard oil change seemed fine but then they came out and asked if I wanted my fluids topped off for an additional $10. This is just a simple courtesy at most places. I declined since I check my fluids whenever I wash my car. He then mentions I am nearly out of break fluid and I again decline. I go home immediately to check this out. ***where they try to screw me*** I go home and check to my fluids and could tell by the dust under the hood that they never removed the covers to get to the fluid reservoirs. I then found that all my fluid levels were within standard. I should have read reviews before going here.

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Output: Dr. Wells has cared for my pets for about a dozen years. He is calm, knowledgeable, and reasonable in what he expects an average owner to do to treat a sick or aging pet. He has euthanized two pets for me (one of them just two weeks ago). You will not encounter a more compassionate man when this agonizing decision must be carried out. I have never felt financially gouged, although he is not the cheapest vet in town. I believe you are paying for his years and years of training and experience. He knows his stuff. I have had limited contact with his associate vets, as I try to schedule all my appointments to see Dr. Wells. Cons: Frequently, the front desk is chaotic. Wait times to check in/out, ask a question on the phone, or get the vet into the exam room, can be longer than expected, even when taking into account that all vets must see emergencies first. I think one more front desk person, just to answer calls, would alleviate much of this problem.

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Output: This review is for the impeccable service and worlds most amazing Coconut Lime Daiquiri! Love the selection of artisan rums here and the list of rum drinks (which I have tried most of). But the gem here is the coconut lime daiquiri....WOW, my new after a long-crazy-day-at-work drink. From this point on, I am making every excuse to come here....with co-workers, friends, family, dates, after shopping, while shopping...Hahaha. :o) It's really that great of a drink: enjoyable, not over-powering and too strong but not a juice drink either. PERFECT! Their whole menu here makes me happy. :o)

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Honestly the worst service I have had in Pittsburgh. Some McDonald's are better. No greeting, no water, then no refills. The food was cold and so uninteresting.