Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Ex Input:
Kneeling, someone fires a rocket. He

Ex Output:
keeps downward, his skull vanishing in a lazy cloud.

Ex Input:
The Slytherin team fly out in their green cloaks. Standing around the oval arena, the spectators

Ex Output:
watch someone as he looks past awkwardly and exits the opposite.

Ex Input:
Scanning down the page, someone finds links to more of someone's articles. As his eyes scan the text, he

Ex Output:
sees his backside spiral into the air.