Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Example Input: Standing back, he reaches out and tilts the container over Richard Parker's head. With saddened eyes, someone
Example Output: replaces the top and puts it on someone's shoulder.

Example Input: He is playing a long wooden flute. He
Example Output: presses his palms together.

Example Input: He sits on a wall outside, with someone in his lap. Someone
Example Output:
rides downstairs, avoiding his gaze.