Not sure how it 's possible that we were so hungry by 11:00 a.m. , but we were . We eyed the other would - be diners in line suspiciously as we waited for the cozy bakery to open its doors at 11:30 . Heaven help the line - cutters , that 's all I can say .

A: What may be the reason heaven will need to help the line cutters ?

Anyways , we left , and mom was like " I do n't know about Brittany and Shannon , but our waiter was cute . I 'd chase after him . " Neil ( my brother , FYE ) was all " He was probably gay . "

A: Why did the narrator seem to like the dinner ?

No ! Just because I do n't go around saying how hot my boss is , and I instead take to insulting her when I damn well please , does n't mean I ' m obsessed with her ! " " Uhm ... I think you are , " Antoine said tentatively . I glared at him .

A: Why did I shoot Antoine the look that I did ?

My life has been pretty much blahhhh lately , but two things stand out from all the other crap . I was reminded of the first of them last night as I watched the beginning of Saturday Night Live . I do n't think I ' ve enjoyed that program for about 25 years , but the opening skit with Tina Fey as Sarah Palin was hilarious . That skit reminded me that I had a dream about Sarah Palin earlier in the week . I do n't normally remember my dreams , and in a million years I 'd never imagine that I 'd have a dream with her in it . She scares me .

A:
Why may the narrator feel SNL has improved ?