Each pig was covered in a fine dust of pepper and salt granules and was grooming furiously , their tiny eyes glued shut as a result of nature 's cruel decision to deprive them of the ability to cry the salt out . Poor wee feckers . I went to grab a toothbrush to groom the stuff out , and let a horribly evil thought cross my mind . OPTIONS:
- None of the above choices .
- He had a pet pig with its own toothbrush that he used to brush its teeth .
- Because he is a farmer and the pigs belong to him .
- He worked in a slaughterhouse and they had to be groomed first .

A: Why was the narrator going to clean the pis ?

Today is probably the last sick day for me , feeling sooo much better . : ) Anyway , today I woke up around 9:30 only to find my sister was home too , cause she is sick ( I swear Bronchitis is NOT contageous ) . Oh well , she is quiet and not annoying when sick , so it is alright . Woke up , and went to the toilet , only to find my sister ( most likely ) had left fucking piss drips on the toilet seat . I hate that . Then went to make weet - bix . OPTIONS:
- They are recovering .
- They are on vacation .
- None of the above choices .
- They are paternity leave .

A: Why is the narrator not at work today ?

When it comes to food , the bad ones for our health are sometimes the best ones for our palate . Controlling our hunger and cravings is one of the hardest things to do in loosing weight . Due to this a new product has been manufactured to target this problem . What is Hoodia anyway ? OPTIONS:
- a product to shed pounds
- None of the above choices .
- a product that makes food tastier
- a product to quit smoking

A: Hoodia is most likely what ?

Last weekend Anna , my 11 year old daughter , and I visited the Trade Days in a town just north of where we live . It was a beautiful day complete with the brightly shining sun . I remarked to Anna , " It 's a beautiful day in the neighborhood ! " She sat there quietly and so I asked her if she knew who originally said that . OPTIONS:
- None of the above choices .
- A few minutes
- A hundred miles
- An hour

A:
How far did Anna drive to reach Trade Days ?