Teacher:You are given a review about a place. You need to provide a rating from "1 star" to "5 stars" for this place.
Teacher: Now, understand the problem? Solve this instance: I'm going to give this 3 stars and give you all the details to decide yourself if you want to go.

Hooters sucks. Its cheap looking, with a weird hunters lodge feel. I saw a "theater" on the left hand side when we walked in but this is NOT where the show is. For the show you take a small elevator up to a dark, ugly conference room. The decor looks like it costs $100. At best. The fake plants on the "stage" where sitting on empty milk crates and kegs. But if you want to try and flip to the coin to the bright side, its so small that you get one on one attention and can see everything up close and personal.

The guys, only 5 of them, were good looking and seemed very sweet. I actually felt and still feel bad for them. They all appeared to have great talent and are stuck in this crap hole with $5 homemade graphics, an not adequate equipment or space to properly preform their acts. Guys, look into getting a job at one of the bigger shows where your talent can shine.

We got our "VIP" (do NOT pay extra for these, there is NO need) from half price tickets and paid $28 total each. The show was ok. Not great. Still fun! But I would never go again.

P.S. all the guys have these AWFUL fake penis' (peni? hehe) in their g-strings that almost ruin the show. They are so fake looking I starting laughing...it seemed like an SNL spoof, not a real show. I really hope someone in the show or production (I highly doubt they have a team, but if so) reads this, TAKE THE RIDICULOUS FAKE NON-BELIEVABLE SOFA PADDING OUT OF THE MEN'S PANTS!!! I've been to the other shows, I know they wear something too, but they are at least somewhat believable.
Student:
3 stars