My first stop was Los Naranjos , which was about a 10 minute walk up a lovely cobblestone road from the beach . Los Naranjos is run by Jarret , who is an American musician with a beautiful heart . It 's an amazing sanctuary nestled along the side of a mountain . Everything is built into the earth , keeping the natural environment integrated into every room .
Answer the following question: What would the narrator feel about Los Naranjos if Jared was n't there ?

The narrator would still be fond but maybe not as much .

Well , we had to choose a song to play . And I swear ! ! .. if the guys had continued being as annoying as they were , I would had killed them ! ! I promise .
Answer the following question: What may I have been doing ?

Playing in a band

The missus told me that I should shop inside the farmers ' market , but the stand in the parking lot had live ducks , whose feet would obviously be fresher than the ones inside the market in the freezer . So , after a few minutes of flying feathers and fitting four ducks for tiny wheelchairs , I had my feet in my hand and was heading back to the car . That 's when I got robbed by a pack of PETA freaks . They took all the money , beat me with my duck feet and ran off into the night . So , the money is all gone . But you 're all welcome to come by anytime for a sample of 2008 Duck Feet Olympic Soup .
Answer the following question: What may be the reason for going through all of that trouble for duck feet ?

They really wanted to make soup .

In addition , due to her crap memory , I have comprimised my Friends Only policy and made this post public due to the fact that she forgot the password to her LJ account . Jolene and I are attempting to systemetically tear down her ego because she is so very disgusting .
Answer the following question: Why is the narrator so upset at the subject they 're talking about ?
The narrator believes the subject has a poor memory and is a bad friend .