Problem: I think I need to go to the bridge tonight . I need to calm my heart and mind . I was told that it appears that no man will ever settle me . This statement is false because one man once did and did it successfully for over 6 years .

What may be a fact about this person ?
OPTIONS:
- They used to be in a long relationship .
- None of the above choices .
- No one wants to settle down with them .
- They will be single for a long time .

A: They used to be in a long relationship .
Question:
Instead she said she was going to the rodeo ( gag me ) with my sister Amy and her boyfriend Drew . I was hurt by that . I know it sounds stupid , I really do . Once upon a time , I came home from Mexico and was depressed for five months , my heart had broken , a place had broken my heart .
Answer the following question: Why am I feeling the way I 'm feeling ?
OPTIONS:
- I feel like she is leaving me for my sister and her boyfriend .
- None of the above choices .
- I feel like she does n't want me in Mexico .
- I feel like she is leaving for Mexico .
Answer:
I feel like she is leaving me for my sister and her boyfriend .
Question:
There is nothing more enjoyable on a hot July Tuesday , then kayaking around a large pond . Ms. Thang and I rented a 2 person kayak ( the men - folk rented a canoe ) , and we paddled around the pond at great speeds . We had a good rhythm going and enjoyed ourselves immensely .

What is probably true about me ?
OPTIONS:
- None of the above choices .
- I am a man
- I am a woman
- I do not like kayaking
Answer:
I am a woman
IN: Was supposed to get up lateish this morning , pack , shower , breakfast , and head up to Berkeley for a 4 day weekend with the missus to visit her sister . But nooOOoOooOoOooooo . That was too fucking simple . Walk into the office .
What will the narrator do after getting to the office ?
OPTIONS:
- The narrator will have a nice long chat .
- The narrator will feel unburdened .
- The narrator will rush their plans .
- The narrator will take their time .

OUT: The narrator will rush their plans .
Babies think they 're invincible . They think they 're invulnerable to the rules of society . Today at Chipotle , I was eating a burrito by myself , and this little baby walked up to me , and stared at me . I chewed my burrito , pretending not to notice him , because he obviously must have been very embarrassed that he was gawking .

OPTIONS:
- They serve Latin food .
- None of the above choices .
- They serve Italian food .
- They serve American food .
Answer the following question: What kind of food is Chipotle likely to serve ?

They serve Latin food .
Problem: Somewhere out there , people in white coats are gravely analyzing MY PEE . MINE . ) All this completed by 10 AM , I went to back - to - back classes until 5 , then memorized a monologue and went to auditions . I got into an improv class and got called back for a Lorca play , " Five Years Later . "

Why were people in white coats viewing their pee ?
OPTIONS:
- They helped the lab people do research using their pee .
- None of the above choices .
- They had donated their pee for research .
- They needed to get diagnosed for their illness .

A:
None of the above choices .