Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: Had lunch on the way back to la. Chicken tenders were super dry and my sandwich was plain Jane and chopped salad was just fine. Cafeteria food.
Q: negative

A: I have mixed feelings about my experience at the duce. I took my mother, sister and girlfriend there on a Tuesday night and had a fun time overall. The positives are that the food is good, the building was large, and they had a unique list of beers: old style, schlitzz, and other Chicago-only beers. Unfortunately, the waitress that took our order was very rude, the bartenders were blatantly talking about how to get more tips out of their customers, and the macaroni and cheese muffins were not as good as Guy Fieri made them out to be. I would not recommend this place because of the service, the limited parking, and the uncomfortable seating. I could not see myself coming back unless they improved their menu, and worked on their customer service.
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer: I'm not sure why I keep trying this place. The service is slow and inadequate and the food is not great. My sons pancakes were burned, my avacado was nowhere near ripe and the 'carmalized onions' were raw. The Cafe mocha they brought to me was warm, not hot, and had been spilled all over the saucer. She apologized, which was lovely of her, but that did not solve the cup-dripping problem. We were never offered refills on our drinks nor did anyone come by mid-meal to see if we needed anything. To add insult to culinary injury, the 'freshly baked pumpkin muffin' had been microwaved to atomic temperatures, making it rubbery and nowhere near appealing. This is my 3rd and last visit to this place and I feel like a sucker for bothering after the first visit.
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Output: Terrible Happy Hour! The fish, street tacos were horrible and the peach cobbler martini made me want to vomit!!!
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output: RUDE! I dropped off some textbooks, gave them my number, and left to run errands. I got lectured by a young girl with blonde hair and glasses that I was not ALLOWED to leave the store. Excuse me? She said I was gone for HOURS. I was gone an hour. Deal with it. These people need to learn some customer service skills!!!!! I actually was the manager of a book store a few years ago. I would never dream of speaking to customers that way!!!! I will not be back.
Q: negative

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I think I may just start making all my Greek food at home. The hummus was lacking flavor and the pita that came with it was stale. The tzatziki was watery and there was no where near enough on the gyro. The gyro was also disappointing because the meat was just salty. This is a common problem. Chefs often confuse salty as being properly seasoned. Spice racks have more than one spot for a reason. The baklava was inedible. It was so dry and stale but had a pool of ooze at the bottom. Yanni's food is as terrible as the music produced by the man bearing the same name. It is an assault on your pallet.