input: Write a negative yelp review.
output: The only good thing about this apartment is how big they are, and my neighbors. The stag was friendly but they switched since I've moved here and i don't like the new staff. Work orders take longer now, and if your ever late our need time to pay your screwed.
input: Write a positive yelp review.
output: Excellent for quick meal on the go...
input: Write a negative yelp review.
output:
No. N-O. This place was awful. We arrived at 12:45am on a Thursday night/Friday morning. Thinking that not too many people would be there, we walked towards the check in. "Hmmm... must be some sort of special event going on; what is that line for?" we thought to ourselves. Oh, no, don't worry. No special event, that is the CHECK IN LINE, roughly 25 people long, at 12:45am. Patiently we waited. And waited. And waited. I mean how long does it take to swipe a credit card and hand over a set of keys? Well....fast forward to 2am. We are walking into our hotel room. Come on, if there is a line that long put some more people behind the desk. The whole time we waited there were 2 employees checking in guests. Now, because we, my girlfriend and I, had work to do on Friday morning, we called in to have breakfast delivered at 6:50am. The woman took our order, with rocky phone manners, and refused to allow the delivery to occur without first running a credit card. I offered to give the credit card upon room service delivery, but apparently that just wont work. I also offered to read the number to her over the phone, again no success. So I told her to send someone to get the card right then and there (roughly 2:15am). Fine. So they pick up the card. No issues. We crawl in bed and are peacefully going to sleep...until....the phone rings. She now wants to know if she should bring the card back right away. I politely ask her to bring the card with the food at 6:50am. We turn back over to catch a few Zs before the rapidly approaching wake up call. Just as we're falling asleep, the phone rings again. This time: an emergency. They are out of ham and she wants to know if I want bacon or sausage. MAKE AN EXECUTIVE DECISION! Or better yet, call me at 6:50 to let me know...don't call me AGAIN at this ungodly hour to ask me asinine questions. The room itself was completely mediocre, and we had the suite. The place was clean, and it didn't smell. For that I will add one star. That is about all this place has going. The casino is more so depressing than anything else. There was construction going on - I think they were installing a new slot machine or something. Long story short - this place is cheap, and shitty. Don't bother. Its removed, and the service SUCKS. Spend a few extra bucks and head somewhere else.