input: Write a negative yelp review.
output: Dousing everything in overly sweetened teriyaki sauce is not okay. Nothing too spectacular here. Nothing that left the urge for me to go back and eat some more of their food. This place is close to UNLV and is convenient for a quick-fix meal. The boyfriend loves this place. He gets the Local Plate (beef and chicken teriyaki, 2 spam masubis and macaroni salad with a side of rice) and it usually lasts him the whole day. Big portions. I guess this is alright when you're super duper hungry. I do like their loco moco, though. I feel like I'm committing a health crime when I'm eating this. A large plate of rice with a hamburger patty and eggs smothered in brown gravy. It's a very hearty dish and gets kind of old when halfway through the plate. I like the fact that you can call ahead your order if it's for to-go. When I call while leaving UNLV, my food is almost always ready by the time I get there. Again, convenient.
input: Write a negative yelp review.
output: Worst service I've ever had. Went there tonight with my two little girls, husband, and parents. We ordered chicken tenders, hot roast beef sandwich, and two fish and chips. 35 mins later we got our food. We had to ask the servers for more ranch, more water, more lemonade, more napkins... Then our to go box we had to ask for twice. The waitresses were laughing and staring at us when we would ask for something else. Really uncomfortable. They obviously didn't want to do anything other than chat behind the bar. Awful service. Food was good, but those two waitresses and the horrible, slow service will mean we won't go back again. Too many restaurants to have to settle for this junk. No thanks!
input: Write a negative yelp review.
output:
ugh. hilldale dane. we are THROUGH. over an HOUR to get a beer? seriously? and then not acknowledging me when i try to get your attention? granted this is always the case... but ugh. enough. hilldale dane, i tried sososososososo hard to like you. i love your fish tacos. and your tripepper pils and your delectable scotch ale. but not knowing how to make classic drinks? like a sidecar or a hot toddie? and forgetting what i ordered? and NOT checking in on me to see if need anything? what, utensils? why would i ever need those to eat? or taking 3498753948573984735 hrs to get me my check? and that many more hrs to run my credit card? like... it's not that busy. EVER. also. why can't u keep the same waitstaff?? ugh. we are DONE. it's not me. it's you. i'm getting my dane fix downtown or at fitchburg, where i know i'll have fantastic service and don't have to block aside 5 hrs for one meal. jeez.