Input: What would be an example of an negative review?

An example of an negative review: Other than the beautiful decor, there is really not a whole lot to this place. If you have a craving that just cannot wait and you are at Caesar's then you don't have much choice. The garlic pepper crab was not too bad and was probably the best dish we had. But most of the other dishes are extremely salty because it is Beijing style, but the chef has a particularly high salt palate, even then. The waitress admitted that they get a lot of complaints about the saltiness of the food, but there is nothing they can do about it. Service is an atrocity - textbook for what you should NOT do. We were seated at a table that was filthy underneath. When I pointed this out to the hostess, she told me to just change seats. They refused to clean it up. She has to be one of the laziest people I have met in my life. I was going to complain to the manager, but even she is a piece of work. We sat next to the kitchen, and I guess one of the other tables sent back a dish because it was too salty. Then she and the staff started to bad mouth the customer right in front of us. Of course, it was in Chinese, but we still understood. She used the entire gamut of expletives to describe the customer and started to give them a dirty look every time she walked by their table. Loosely translated, it went something like - eff them, they don't know s**t, nit picking. WOW. This place will never again have my business. With an attitude like that and such disregard for customer respect, I cannot trust what they will do to my food if I ever made even a slight complaint. So I know what the 9 in restaurant name stands for. Nine reasons why should not eat here

Input: What would be an example of an positive review?

An example of an positive review: This is a review I wish I would have been able to write about a year ago when Mario S first told me about the Bagel Cafe. I never made the drive (which is not as far as I tell myself it is) and now that I have finally tried it, I feel like I have wasted the past year of my life. A good NY bagel had been pretty much impossible to find until I walked in the doors to this place. Now I wish I lived closer... preferably in the kitchen of this place. ***Will work for bagels and rainbow cookies*** Tasty NY Bagels... check Rainbow cookies... check Black and white cookies... check Linzer Cookies... check The rainbow cookies are where it's at. I never thought I would find rainbow cookies as good as the ones my mom makes but these are right up on that same level. If my mom had charged as much as they do for hers... I wouldn't be living in an apartment right now. Although, I would owe her a LOT of money. Anyway... they need to open more locations. If anyone from Bagel Cafe reads this... please, please, please open more locations! I'll help with construction. Just feed me!!!!

Input: What would be an example of an negative review?

An example of an negative review: IF a coupon for 2 free buffets is involved, I give it a 4. If there's no coupon, then I give this place a 1. Once in a while, we get a coupon for two free buffets to this place. For free, this place is good. But if anyone paid full price, then I know they're not locals and I feel sorry for them as they make their way to the food. I rate server service based on how many times they refill my beverage. Almost every time I've gone they've been pretty decent, so I give them a 4. For value (fine, I'll base it on if someone actually paid) I give it a 1, because I feel this food is fancy cafeteria food. For ambience I give it a 2. You can only get so much ambience in a buffet. For overall experience, I rate it a 2.3. So check your mailbox and if you get your FREE buffet coupons, then visit and enjoy the free meal. BONUS: It's five minutes away from my house. Three if I hit all the greens and not traffic.

Input: What would be an example of an positive review?
An example of an positive review: Amazing!!! DJ Dave Matthias was awesome!!! Beautiful place! You should go!