Problem: Write a positive (OPTIONS:
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A: I have used Frank's tax services for quite a while and have been extremely pleased. He really does know his subject and puts in the time and effort that you would expect from an artist rather than just a tax guy. It doesn't hurt that he's worked for the IRS so he knows tax returns from their side as well. I highly recommend Frank's services.
Q: negative

A: Yelper's the only thing Monte Carlo has going for it is the location. it's down the block from Paris hotel and a 5 minute walk to Bellagio but besides being close to the airport and tolerable (especially in triple digits temps), walking distance from 2 nice hotels, STEER FAR AND CLEAR! My hun and I were stranded in Vegas due to our flight being CANCELLED BY MOFO DELTA! Lucky for us, we had checked our flight status before heading to the airport and found out our flight had been canceled without any notification from Delta! Those incompetent MOFO's did absolutely NOTHING to accommodate us and offered up useless apologies which did not improve our situation. My hun and I didn't look forward to spending the eve at the hotel and so we quickly booked a night's stay at the Monte Carlo. The rate is not that cheap $202 total given the sad state of the hotel. The pool area is pathetic with absolutely no view besides the huge construction site next door. The interior of the hotel is definitely in need of an update or entire renovation. The carpet smells terrible and the lack of AC in the elevators added to it reeking terribly! The rooms are small, dark and the furniture is very outdated! Our toilet wouldn't flush unless we kept our hand on the flusher and our shower was clogged up so bad I was worried I'd flood the bathroom if I spent more than 5 minutes in the shower! We couldn't wait to check out first thing the next morning after seeing how pathetic the accommodations were!
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer: Avoid this place like the plague. Jack isn't a nice guy, he isn't dependable and he will lie straight to your face. Brought my car in because the check engine light was on and we had been told we needed to replace the timing belt. They were the most resonably priced (what a joke that phrase turned out to be) and could have it back to us a few days. Now the nightmare began. After over $1,400 dollars in repairs, I picked up my car and drove home. The following morning, same problems with the car - misfiring and the check engine light was back on. Back to the shop we go. Now we have new problems! $500 later, more repairs. The next day, car was misfiring and you guessed it, check engine light back on. Back to the shop we go! More work (that they didn't charge us for, but I don't believe was really done) and they PROMISE the car is better than new. Riiiiight.... 10 miles down the road, car is misfiring again and the check engine light is back on. And where did we go the next morning? Back to the shop - but this time Jack, the owner, was there. And what an unplesant, rude, disrespectful man he is. I cannot believe he owns a business. He flat out lied to my face when he told me that "Chuck" had drained my gas tank and found it full of gunk. Funny, I had the same amount of gas when I dropped it off and no one had mentioned that had been done. 2 days later, now we are being told the computer is fried - another $2k worth of work. What?!? Oh, and today Jack emptied the tank. Interesting, as Jack told me it had been done 2 days before. And when he did? He "forgot" to fill it back up, leaving me with fumes to make it to the gas station. The car is now at the dealership, which is where I should have taken it to begin with. Not trust some shady, rude, liar. I wouldn't take a Barbie car to this "repair" shop. Hopefully they won't be in business much longer and won't be ripping off other people.
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Output: Ordered through the drive-thru, it took 13 minutes to get my food. I don't consider this fast good on this night. To speed up service you have to help out the team, it is a win win for everyone. To me it looked like two people in the kitchen trying to produce a lot of orders. I believe the people that were in the drive thru could of went back to help as well. Thank For Seeing My comment, I Was A Little Concerned. Because I love coming to this location alot.
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output: We stopped in tonight for the first time and won't be back. The waitresses are dumber than a bag of rocks. After a few drinks one might actually call a few of them "hot" - but trust us - the gate is down, the lights are flashing, but there's just no train coming with these girls and beauty can't compensate for stupidity. They can only hope to marry someone with money or they are forever destined to work as waitresses. Such a paradox. A good 45 minute wait for the wrong food and even longer for a second round of drinks. The musical game SINGO was cool (think BINGO only with songs) but not enough to keep us there or bring us back. We may have thought differently and not noticed the long wait had our dumb blonde waitress (with way too much ink on her) kept our drinks flowing, but we can only assume that pouring that 2nd or 3rd glass of wine was akin to her passing a Bar exam (pun intended.) Trust the reviews here; this place really sucks and from what we only SAW of the food, it was mediocre at best. Nothing that would set your tastebuds on fire. Regular old bar food. When you walk in you are first met with a nice woodfire pizza oven which leaves you to believe they actually might have and give their local competition a run for their money. But it only left us guessing. One nice thing was the owner came by to apologize and did realize the mistake, the inept waitress and did comp our drinks - but it was just too late. We were angry, hungry and had to get to an appointment. Like mom always said, "Sorry is a cheap word and if you have to say you are sorry, then it's too late." In the same shopping center go to NYPD Pizza or around the corner go to Uncle Sams for great pizza. They are both far better food with better service.
Q: negative

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Authentic sushi seekers BEWARE! Things are not as they seem.... I am beginning to become more and more weary of reviews for Asian food on Yelp. This isn't the first time I've trusted Yelp with Asian food and ended up disappointed. 4 stars and 600 reviews? How can that many people have indiscernible palettes???? First I noticed right off the bat - the FISH IS FROZEN!!!! Wake up call everyone - when you walk into a sushi joint and the fish is PRE-SLICED, you are not eating fresh fish!!!!!!!! Never have I EVER had sushi where the chefs do not slice the fish from a refrigerated, fresh raw fish steak. I know a lot of people like that the sushi comes out quickly - and it does, to a point where it just doesn't seem right, and guess what, that's because the fish has been pre-sliced and it is not fresh. That in itself is enough to give 1 star to this place. What a disgrace. We started off eating the highly regarded "seafood salad." Looked like the ocean threw up a bunch of reject ahi tuna chunks. There were pieces of fish that were unidentifiable, sitting atop some julienned daikon radish in a pool of spicy-sweet sauce, similar to the sauce that comes in poke salads. There were red specks floating in the sauce that gave it a spicy kick. Each seafood salad looks different (according to the pics on here); mine had two random pieces of tempura in it, that were soggy from sitting in the pool of sauce. Okay. We also ordered gyoza (pot sticker dumplings)- which honestly is a waste of stomach space when you're out to eat sushi, but gyoza's good, so whatever. The gyoza was deep fried, but it wasn't crispy. Gyoza is definitely frozen as well, and since when was gyoza by default deep-fried and you didn't get at least the option to have it steamed and fried on the bottom like, you know, traditional gyoza? The test of fresh, high-quality fish can be found in an order of sea urchin. The caliber of sea urchin in a sushi joint will reveal the condition of other fish. For those who have eaten fresh, creamy sea urchin, you know that the color of it is a mild beige; it should look nice and plump, and taste like the ocean made flesh. My sea urchin was BROWN and was limp like it just gave up on life on top of the rice. It did NOT taste like the ocean made flesh. It tasted the way sea urchin tastes those times you have to mentally convince yourself that it is actually good, that you should actually swallow it even though your taste buds may be screaming out otherwise. Oh, also, my mackerel was dry. Fresh mackerel, like other fresh fish, should have a sheen to it. But of course, if you pre-cut your fish, dryness is to be expected. Keep in mind I ordered all nigiri sishi here - with the exception of one roll that my dinner companion wanted to try. I'm sorry to break it to all you sushi-happy people, but if you only order rolls when you go eat sushi, you don't really like sushi. You like frikkin mayo, bitch. As a Japanese person, I know that it is a waste of stomach space to fill yourself up on fried batter, eel sauce, and spicy mayo. Really it is just a way to cover up the flavor of delicious raw fish. Then again - this place doesn't use delicious raw fish so maybe it is a better idea to mask the flavor of it. Believe me when I say Japanese people don't fuck with rolls the way non-Japanese sushi-eaters do. There is nothing wrong with choosing that route, though, I guess, and the roll was tasty, so I suppose with the price, this is somewhere you should come if you only eat fillers. Lastly - I always order a hand roll with shiso leaf and ume (plum) paste as my last sushi - it is very refreshing and cleanses your palette before dessert. When I asked the sushi chef to make it for me, he asked WHAT IT WAS!!!!!!!!!!!!! I won't even comment further on this. That is just not right. I know this review was full of vitriol, but someone had to say something. I do not understand how this place is so popular. This place is to sushi as Taco Bell is to Mexican food. It didn't taste bad, and that's the only thing I can say about it. Taco Bell doesn't taste bad either. I would much rather spend a few more dollars at a Japanese-owned Goyemon or Sushi Mon and know I am getting fresh, high-quality fish. There are only so many meals I will eat in my life, and I regret having wasted one of them on this place. Two stars for punctual, friendly service (only from the servers, not the sushi chef). Will not be back, EVER!