Problem: Write a positive (OPTIONS:
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A: I judge only on the Sunday vibe: good atmosphere, good music, cool (local) crowd, nice relief from having worked the Strip clubs all week. My only gripe is this: would it kill you guys to spend some of our quarters on a better sound system? For fucks sake, you've bolted your subwoofers to the ceiling. There was more bass and midrange half a block away as we were walking back to the car than there was all night listening to that moderately kickass dubstep DJ. Also - more pinball, please. One working machine is not adequate. Otherwise, cool place. Every new joint that opens on Fremont is a blessing.
Q: negative

A: Nice venue for the Prince show last night, but he only played for an hour and ten minutes! Now I know this is a review of the Joint, but until the venues start holding the artist accountable, we will be getting ripped off. The General Admission tix were about $230 for the both of us. That's pretty expensive for a seventy minute show. Make these artists sign a contract that they will play for a certain amount of time and let the consumer know how long. That way we can decide whether we want to pony up the money to see it. I am so mad I want my money back. A seventy minute show, REALLY?
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer: Buyer beware. The service (by our lead waiter) was among the worst we have ever experienced. (Support staff was great, but Waiter was horrible). Went there Sunday night. Rudest, most disrespectful server I've ever had. Tossing food on the table, reaching over my plate to fill water for someone else, taking food away before we were done. He had a huge chip on his shoulder, I'd say more like a boulder. He was so unpleasant (borderline angry) and he ruined our dining experience. He should not be working with the public. I have never publicly written a bad review, because its just not my style but this experience was simply dreadful. I'm sorry to say we will not be back.
Input: OPTIONS:
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Output: Don't believe the hype! First, when we walked in, there was no hostess. There was no sign to wait to be seated, and there was no sign that said seat yourself. Immediately as you enter the business, there is not a cash register or waitress greeting table, through the door and you are immediately in the middle of people eating their food. We stood there for a minute...or three and everyone just stared at us like we did something wrong. We looked down and there was a chair next to the entrance with menus. Ohhh, must be seat yourself. We took menus and sat down, at a table which turned out to be dirty with crumbs, and water from old soft drinks. You didnt notice it until you sat. We watched as waitresses finally emerged from the back. They glared angrily and just walked past us. Im sorry, did we do something wrong? Eventually, after seating two tables that walked in, immediately by the way, a lady came over. She apologized, not for not seating us, not for walking past us repeately without helping us, but for the dirty table. We almost walked out, but decided we will give them one last shot. At least the mystery was solved, wait all day for the rude servers to seat you! We both had omelettes, both were average at best. Their bread is good, and the breakfast potatoes were average. As if it couldnt get worse, the dining room had a smell of sewage. Seemed to be a plumbing issue, the last smell you want at breakfast. Skip this over-rated dump and go to a place that smells like good food and treats their customers with respect and dignity.
input: Write a negative yelp review (OPTIONS:
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output: Yelp kinda let me down on this one. I was not impressed with this place. The service wasn't that bad but could have been much much better. The silverware and glasses were super dirty and it kinda turned me off to the rest of the mess. The food wasn't bad, in fact it was exactly what I expected from the appearance. It was really greasy and not all that satisfying. In their defense I feel like I should have purchased the Alaskan Cod or a steak but I couldn't take the chance of it being shitty.
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I had inquired about a pup that I saw online a few times. Eventually, they took my number because they had had several inquiries and said that they would call me when he was ready for adoption. Today was the day! I work the graveyard shift, but set my alarm after only a few hours of sleep to go and meet this cutie. When I get there, the guy (Who I later heard refer to himself as the manager) asked me a few questions. He mumbled, so I asked him to repeat himself... He looked at me like I was stupid and repeated himself dramatically slowly. After a few minutes of the small group of us playing with the cute pup, he sits down next to one of the prospective moms. He attempts to lower his voice, but I wasn't sitting very close and I heard him tell her that it was between her and another girl. Uh, why am I still here then? I felt stupid sitting there. I wasn't looking for a shoulder to cry on or even be let down easy, but it would have been nice and proper for him to maybe thank us for our interest and encourage us to look around. I'm a little heartbroken that I wasn't chosen to adopt the little fellow...I'm sure that it is common that people feel like this in these situations, and this guy was pretty cold and heartless. However, before I left, I clarified with the lady he been speaking to that he did actually tell her it was between her and the other girl. She politely told me that she had been visiting the pup every other day for weeks. She deserves him and will make a great dog mom. The SPCA gets the second star for making a good choice!