Sentiment analysis: Eh, I guess I'm not that impressed. Service was non-existent if borderline awful. I absolutely hate when I am the first to say hello or make eye contact. Chalk it up to working for both Mickey Mouse and Steve Wynn--or maybe just chalk it up to being a good person. The free cookies with Yelp check in were...weird. They tasted like they had an inordinate amount of Crisco or some weird oily crap in each bite. They left a weird coating in my mouth and did not entice me to come back. The cannoli were alright, but again somehow weirdly mouth-coating. With all the other sweet treats around LV I can't say I'll be back...I'm not sure what all the fuss is about.
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negative

Sentiment analysis: I was a bit disappointed overall. Pizzas were ok, but not very authentic and was not a fan of the crust - certainly would expect better...rigatoni with pork with swiss chard didn't look appetizing and though it was comforting, it was also very salty. 4 oz pours at 10 bucks were a bit expensive..and I probably would have been inclined to rate it 2 stars had it not been for the dessert (though again 12 bucks?)...overpriced - so 2 stars it is... 8 is not so great - and I really had hoped it would be. Will not return.
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negative

Sentiment analysis: the food quality is not consistent. the wait is oh so looooonnnggg, every single time. once, i called in my order and gave them 45 minutes to prepare my food, and when i arrived at the restaurant, i waited another 20 minutes. and while i paid as soon as i got there, i was asked by staff if i had already paid before handing me my food. today will be the last time i set my foot here, because you made me wait again...oh jasmine express, you keep breaking my heart!
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negative