IN: Privileged and Confidential This email contains legal advice and confidentiality should be maintained The attached memo describes a recent decision from the National Labor Relations Board regarding an employee's right to be "represented" by a co-worker or other person during a disciplinary meeting. Employees in unionized settings always have had this right, but it now has been extended by the NLRB's ruling. The ruling was contentious -- there were dissents -- and I expect it to be

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OUT: NLRB Ruling
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Attached for review are the clean and redlined versions of the new Field Services and Gas Purchase Agreements. Also attached is a Termination agreement which terminates the existing agreements with Kennedy. Please review. Dan, Please make sure the Purchase Agreement pricing is accurate. Independant will follow tommorrow.

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QUESTION: Attached is our updated forecast. Note that for Monday the largest proposed distribution is for California Gas through the end of the month. That decision is currently being evaluated by the business with a final decision on Monday. A minimum of $250,000 for Ca. gas will be required. Please have the cash committee approve the entire balance of the month contingent on business sign-off. Thanks
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ANS: Update 12/14/2001
Gerald, I gave confusing instructions to Daphne for the last draft and it was not what I wanted. Attached is a clean draft with the edits I suggest. Bill - GulfExpediteLetter2clean version2.doc
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answer: Another Draft
Jeff: Here is what we are doing today with respect to the revised form of Annex A: 1. Marie sent to Bob Bowen yesterday the new forms of Annex A for ENA and ECC and it is my understanding that as of today, these forms will be used for all new Omnibus Counterparties. 2. Last week, Mary provided us with a list of new Omnibus Counterparties for the month of March and with the exception of the Canadian counterparties, we are in the process of faxing the Annex A letter which gives them until the end of April to respond. With respect to the Canadian counterparties we are waiting to hear back from Derek before we send them the letter. 3. We need to receive from Mary a list of any additional new Omnibus Counterparties, if any, that have done trades with us since the date of the list that she gave us last week so that we can include them in the mail-out. It is my understanding that Mary will leave Marie Heard a voice mail about this today so that we can make arrangements for the letters to be sent to those counterparties. Hopefully, that group will be small. 4. The plan is to roll out the new Annex A's to everyone beginning on May 1. I will update the Special Handlings List to include those counterparties that have requested special exceptions that we are okay with. I will be at the Enron legal conference the rest of the week but will be checking voice mail. Carol
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Q: THE NEW NEWLYWEDGAME submitted by MeanBabaJean This couple had only been married for two weeks. The husband, although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out into town and party with his old buddies, so he says to his new wife, "Honey, I'll be right back..."? "Where are you going Coochy Cooh...?" asked the wife.? "I'm going to the bar, Pretty Face. I'm going to have a beer."? The wife says to him, "You want a beer my love?" Then she opens the door to the refrigerator and shows him 25 different kinds of beer brands from 12 different countries: Germany, Holland, Japan, India, etc.? The husband doesn't know what to do, and the only thing that he can think of saying is, "Yes, Honey Pie...but the bar you know...the frozen glass..."? He didn't get to finish the sentence, when the wife interrupts him by saying,"You want a frozen glass Puppy Face?" She takes a mug out of the freezer so frozen that she was getting chills holding it.? The husband, looking a bit pale, says, "Yes, Tootsie Roll, but at the bar they have those hors d'oeuvres that are really delicious... I won't be long I'll be right back. I promise. OK?"? "You want hors d'oeuvres Pookie Pooh?" She opens the oven and takes out 15 dishes of different hors d'oeuvres: chicken wings, pigs in a blanket, mushroom caps, pork strips, etc.? "But Sweetie, Honey...at the bar...you know...the swearing, the dirty words and all that. .."? "You want dirty words Cutie Pie?..HERE, DRINK YOUR F*****G BEER IN YOUR FROZEN F*****G MUG AND EAT YOUR F*****G SNACKS, BECAUSE YOU AREN'T GOING ANYWHERE! GOT IT A*****E?!!" Subject: FW: Fw: HER BALLONS A small boy walks into his mother's room and catches her topless. "Mummy, Mummy, what are those?" he says pointing to her breasts. "Well, son,"she says, These are balloons, and when you die, they inflate and float you up to heaven," Incredibly, he appears to believe this explanation and goes off quite satisfied. Two days later while his mother is making tea, he rushes into the kitchen. "Mummy, mummy, Aunt Eliza is dying!" "What do you mean?" says his mother. "Well she's out in the garden shed, lying on the floor with both of her balloons out. Dad's trying to blow themup for her and she keeps yelling, "God, I'm coming! God, I'm coming!"
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today's joke