Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: My daughter and I ate there last Friday night. We won't be going back. The hostess was very rude. The server was excellent although she never asked us how the food was (turns out that was a big giveaway!). We had an appetizer, the sampler platter. The crab dip was very good as were the "balls of fire", i.e. seafood/jalapeno/cheese? deep fried. The calamari was just okay. Real issue was the entrees. We both had different seafood platters so we could have a sampling of the food. Both came with fried fish which we couldn't eat. It was terribly greasy, either the oil was dirty or not hot enough. Some of the silver skin was left on too. Totally inedible. Mine had fried scallops. I guess they were frozen because the scallop inside the breading had shrunk inside the breading. The breading was soggy, again, bad oil? The worst item was the crab cake on my daughter's platter. It was wet and didn't hold together. It was totally disgusting! You could see that the cook couldn't get it off the grill, it was kind of mushed to gether on the plate. Seriously, it was mushy and vile. Too much bread, too much parsely, too much pepper. We won't be eating at any Joe's again. (Went to Red Lobster 2 days later and the food was 200% better!)
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A: Called because the website offered a free consultation. This turns out not to be the case. I would have to "pay for an exam". Don't be misled. Another dentist only interested in money & not concerned about the patients well being.
Problem: What would be an example of an positive (OPTIONS:
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Answer: I've been to Wildfish a dozen times in the past and it's just like the other Yelpers report: consistently good food, cute space, good service. What most recently impressed me, however, was their Happy Hour. Tired of happy hour spots in town that are done around 530-6pm before you even have a chance to get off work? Or, offer just a few things on the menu? Wildfish happy hour totally rocks it. They offer Happy Hour daily until 7pm, plenty of time for those folks who get off work late. And, both their drink and menu selection is varied. There are plenty of $5 wines on the menu and martinis to choose from too. It's nice to see a place not just offer one of a few drinks on their list. As far as appetizers go: crabcakes, calimari, shrimp, wedge salad, ahi tuna, lobster bisque-- they have plenty on the list! I'd definitely recommend the wedge salad (they can split it and it ends up being a total steal) and the crab cakes and lobster bisque are tasty as well. The crowd is a little on the older side (bar is packed with 60-year-old+ patrons) but other than that, Wildfish is definitely a good happy hour spot gem in Old Town Scottsdale.
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Output: This sushi is trying to hard. Apparently people only like this place because it's "trendy". We ordered the best two rolls and they were basically overpriced shitty California rolls compared to the decently priced and delicious sushi that we experience in Houston, TX.
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output: My husband recommended Bagel Cafe for brunch. He'd been there before based on a review that rated them as one of the top 3 soup places in Vegas. Nice neighborhood in Summerlin, clean and pretty new. In front of you when you walk in are large displays with smoke fish and other bagel condiments, various fresh bagels, and a nice size offering of huge cookies and pastries, including chocolate chunk cookies, macaroons, rugelach, rice pudding, flan, turnovers, brownies, and more! This is a "seat yourself" place with quick, friendly service and a whimsical menu that looks and feels like a small newspaper. The menu offerings are numerous! I had the biscuits and gravy - yum! They make their own biscuits and they were soooo much better than the kind you can make at home and they were huge! My husband had matza ball soup. After tasting it I understand why they were rated one of the top soup places - wow! The prices were very impressive! My humongous biscuits and gravy were only $5.95, $7.50 with two eggs. I doubt we will often travel across town to eat here, but if you're in the area it is well worth it!
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I returned to the Joy Ride tonight after trying it out last week for the first time & I received amazing service tonight. The staff tonight was excellent, knowledgable, & my tortilla-less & cheese-less burrito was on the house. Thank you. Lets rewind back to last Saturday though, when I tried Joy Ride for the first time. Before I agreed to meet up w/ my family there I called to see if Joy Ride had vegan options, I was informed that they did & I made my way to the restaurant. We had a lovely waitress that late afternoon & prior to ordering I wanted her to be aware that I was a vegan, meaning I do not consume meat, dairy, or any animal byproducts. She went over the menu w/ me & recommended the veggie tacos, she said they would be an excellent choice for me as the white/magic sauce was vegan. I was so happy to hear that I had options. I had asked her what kind of tortilla comes w/ the tacos & she said corn but They also have a flour tortilla options which also fit my dietary needs, per waitress. Perfect. I ordered one taco as the veggies are pre-stir fried & they were unable to accommodate to my request asking for them raw, which was okay. I was satisfied w/ my one taco, I even picked some of the cucumber salad from my brother, which was a nice touch to my meal as well. I was pretty happy. Tonight I learned that my lovely waitress was rather uneducated & spoke out of her a_s. I went back tonight on a casual date w/ my boyfriend who had just finished a 12 hour day at work. I wanted it to be all about him tonight & I thought Joy Ride would be perfect for both of us since he has never been there before. I went in & decided to go w/ the same order I had last time, since I was already reassured last Saturday of what my vegan options are. For some reason, something told me to make my waiter aware of my dietary restrictions prior to ordering. As I told my waiters that I was vegan, we had two, one of them recommended the tacos for me but w/o the white/magic sauce, my eyes lit up, "Why not, is the sauce not vegan friendly?" He informed me that the sauce has egg whites & it is NOT vegan. I decided not to say anything b/c it was my b/f's night. Our other waiter came back to see if we were ready to order, I informed him I would take the tacos w/o the sauce & I will take it in a flour tortilla. He then informed me that the tortilla contains lard. Oh my. Then I spoke up. I informed him that when I was here last week, I was misguided & misinformed & that I had consumed both the tortilla AND the sauce. He was so apologetic & I can tell he was concerned. BUT, like I said, it was my b/f's night, I'm done being mad for the damage that has already happened. I ordered my food as I stated earlier & my b/f left happy, that's all I wanted. As to the Joy Ride, I will not return. I do NOT understand how LIGHTLY a persons dietary restrictions are taken. I am a vegan by choice but I also do have an allergy to egg, I even have a doctors note which is why I cannot receive a flu shot for work. I don't remember how I was feeling after I left the restaurant last Saturday so I doubt that little sauce had a major impact on me. Thank goodness. I do not have an allergy to dairy or meat, so consuming the tortilla was not harmful to me other than the fact it is against my beliefs. There could have been more damage should I have consumed more, or maybe if I ordered more than one taco, or if my allergies were more severe. It's unbelievable to me how restaurants take this so lightly & how staff can just so confidently answer something that they are not aware of. I'm VERY disappointed but this is not the first time this has happened to me. I also doubt it will be the last time. I feel like I just want to be DONE w/ some of these restaurants. Joy Ride, I am very done w/ you. I do thank the wonderful staff for the service TONIGHT & I appreciate their knowledge, as for the other girl, she doesn't deserve her job.