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An example of an negative review: I've eaten here several times and the food is fine. But the last time we went to the one on the strip the waitress copied my credit card and sold the number to someone on the internet. Needless to say we won't be going back.

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An example of an negative review: Compared to Miami's, it is not what you'd expect. Miami's food is much fresher, much better prepared, much better presented, much better tasting. Had the miso bass anticucho, which was not as fresh as I am used to have it, and the elote was overcooked and not fresh either, like almost mushy. Also had a caipirinha type of drink with mushed berries.., aweful! Couldn't swallow and I am not able to tell what it was about it. Loved, however, the pineapple turnover. Was perfectly made, as big as the palm of your hand, not too sweet, not too sour, perfect texture and consistency, plain quite delicious. The restaurant is very dark, lots of dark wood.., the bar is like a piece of tree trunk.., the waitstaff does not seem to have any sense of style, although I have to say everyone was very, very nice.., but the point is that it is not what you expect once you have been to the more stylish, chic restaurant in Miami Beach. Also, the bathrooms are so dark, you are afraid to use them.

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An example of an negative review: Stayed at the Luxor Pyramids the other month and not a fan from my experience. My group booked two suites to stay in for the few days we were venturing into Vegas. The BLEH & MEH: When my friend booked our rooms, the description said there would be two queen beds and a pullaway bed on the couch. LIES :( There were two full size beds and the couch definitely did not pull out... Also, the website and front desk made it seem as if the Tower suites only have king size beds. We found out later that there are indeed queen size beds in the Tower suites.. sigh.. The casino was just meh to me. The dealers on the tables we played weren't very enthusiastic or anything. Thankfully, the Luxor is connected to Mandalay Bay, either through the tram or the Shoppes at Mandalay. I definitely preferred the casino and dealers over there. Location-wise, it's located kind of far from the main strip where all of the popular clubs are. But we managed with taxis and limos. OMG THE ELEVATORS ARE CRAY IF YOU STAY IN THE PYRAMID. THEY MOVE SLANTED UP AND DOWN! Be prepared for motion sickness by elevator motion. Definitely not good when you have a good buzz going on... merrrr The YAY & OH HAY: 24 Hour McDonalds IN the hotel?! CHECK! We definitely made several trips here at ungodly hours when we stayed here. Convenient tram to Mandalay Bay and Excalibur. Free self-parking and valet! Which is standard for most hotels I believe? But you just tip the valets so holllller. Cheap. Can't complain about the price honestly. That's it. Bye bye Luxor. We may or may not meet again. Probably the latter. :X

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An example of an positive review: They didn't have any table inside when we came in for a late dinner but they sat us right away inside with a table that was right next to the window so we had a perfect view of the Bellagio fountain. The service was good. We started off with the SEA SCALLOPS GRATINEES which were awesome and then had the MUSSELS MARINIERE. The mussels were a great choice as well. Each dish had a lot of flavor which complemented the seafood of choice. For my main dish I couldn't decide on a steak but ended up with the STEAK AU POIVRE which was prepared perfectly. it was a nice large and flat piece which was so tender. I don't know how they did it but I get hungry thinking about it. Their frites were just as good. Mixed in with a couple glasses of champagne and wine and we had a perfect meal. The dessert was so so. We had the creme brulee but it was missing the vanilla bean flavor that I like in most creme brulee dishes. A must try place if you are in Vegas.