Problem: Write a positive (OPTIONS:
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A: Love it here! They have so many things here! Bulk foods, nuts, coffee, very nice produce as well. I get my gluten free bread mix there, and other gluten free goodies as well..
Q: negative

A: We went recently and found the food okay. I had kibbeh with the lentil soup and my wife had the beef swadharma. I felt first off walking into the place that we were not a priority. While I enjoyed the soup, the lentils were mushy. I grew up eating middle eastern food from an excellent native cook. Her lentil soup was never mushy. I found the kibbeh to be dry and over cooked, but the tabouli and yogurt sauce was very good. My wife's beef swadharma (sp?) was okay and tasted quite gamey. We are not planning on returning, it was too expensive for food that's just okay.
Problem: What would be an example of an positive (OPTIONS:
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Answer: I couldn't unlock the trunk of my car, which was a problem because that's where the battery is located and it had died! Reached out to Pop-A-Lock to solve the problem. Jordan came out the same day (a Sunday) and in no time at all had the trunk open and I was able to replace the battery. Friendly service, knowledgeable and fair price.
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Output: I ordered two items for carry-out on 7/28/2013. I was very disappointed in the quality of my food. I ordered a grilled chicken quesadilla with chicken and cheese only and a ground beef taco with beef and cheese only. They messed up both items. They gave me a shredded chicken with tomatoes and onions in it and it was all liquidity. Then they put lettuce on my taco. The beef was burnt. I took a bite of each item before throwing it all away. The chips were stale and the salsa were bland and did not taste fresh at all! What a waste of $15!
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output: I would totally fly off here to Vegas just because of them. I needed a hard lower back massage and that's what I got. Very inexpensive but totally hits the spot.
Q: negative

A:
When I walked into the hotel and they couldn't find my reservation I should have taken that as a sign to find another hotel, however given I am traveling across country with two cats and the Crestwood is "pet friendly" and it's a holiday weekend in Las Vegas then I decided to stick with my reservation. That was a big mistake... On the plus side and the reason for one star vice zero (besides the fact you can't actually give zero stars): The front desk staff was very friendly as were the maintenance staff that had to be called once going into our room and finding out the toilet doesn't flush properly. The toilet eventually flushes, though it needs some prodding and patience. Now for the negative: The chain's flier says "Always clean and friendly," but methinks not. The hallways smell of old cigarettes, the toilet was dirty (perhaps because it doesn't flush properly) and the room actually has cockroaches. I realize cockroaches are everywhere, but really? They are charging me a $50 pet cleaning fee for one night. I feel like they should pay me a fee to watch their cockroaches. We did check for bedbugs and see no obvious signs. Hopefully in the morning there will be no marks they are actually here given we've made it across country through multiple budget hotels without picking any up. You do get what you pay for, so I made the mistake of paying for this roach infested motel. Please don't make the same mistake.