Problem: Write a positive yelp review.
A: I'm always on the lookout for locally-owned or family-owned business to give my money to, and I'm really happy I came across Cruisers! I really liked how unassuming and cheap it was. If you are looking for "atmosphere" then this is not your place, but if you are looking for GREAT food at a very reasonable price, then it doesn't get a whole lot better than this! I got a simple cheeseburger and a small order of fries and a drink and it ran about $7, but they had plenty of specials posted around the place with lower prices. They had a really random assortment on the menu, including wings, pasta, jalapeno poppers, mozzarella sticks, pastrami, and more! The food burger was cooked perfectly and juicy, this isn't McDonald's! The ingredients were all very fresh and it had a very good flavor. The french fries were good, some were overcooked, but I didn't care since the "small" order was damn near a pound of fries! I'll definitely be back soon, and often!

Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A: There are few times that I can say something was or is the worst. I can't speak for all of the timbers located in the wonderful city of Las Vegas but this location has possible the worst bartenders, servers and food quality. I decided to have a late night drink with my fiance and a buddy of mine. We arrived at 9 pm and sat at the bar which had six other people who were already drinking. It took the two bartenders behind the bar 15 minutes before they approached my party and inquired about our drinks. We placed the order with a older bald gentleman wearing a goatee who I believed was the manager. He then walked away and continues on a 5 minute conversation with the party on the opposite side of the bar that I assumed were employees before giving the order to a short young blonde bartender who made our drinks. After receiving the drinks we drank them and had to wait another thirty minutes after they had been emptied to order another round and food. When the food came it was an hour later and had clearly been underneath heat Lamps due to the plates bearing the temperature of a thousand suns. To make it quick we asked for our tab left 15% and wrote this review with plans to never return. Timbers do your customers a favor and provide customer service.

Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A:
I have fond memories of the 'wichcraft in Bryant Park from a few years ago. Maybe it was the sitting-outside-and-actually-being-outside that made the experience so enjoyable... but no, I really think it was the fresh, hot sandwiches that made it such a memorable lunch spot. It's too bad Vegas has Vegas-ized it into mediocrity. The line was to the door at 4pm on a Saturday. I was surprised, but I guess I shouldn't be - I forgot how time means nothing when you're in a casino. Considering the sandwiches were pre-made and just needed to be plopped onto the panini-griller, it seemed to take a while - but I wasn't in a hurry, so I can deal. I ordered the ham/cheddar/apple on pumpernickel and got it to go. I was so excited to savor the awesomeness remembered from Bryant Park that I ripped it open in the car to take a few bites. Oooh, messy! I don't know what happened - maybe the water content of the apples was too much? - but half of the sandwich was so soggy, it was like it had just been bathed. The other half was just fine - so strange. I think cheddar was the wrong cheese choice on their part - it made the whole thing so bland, like it zapped out any flavor the apples and ham had brought to the table. I hate to say it, but I've had a Subway sandwich or two more exciting than this. Maybe their other creations are better?