It was so nice to hang out is the deep south of Ga all week . I ca n't tell you how much I enjoyed Papa Jack and Nana Geri 's field . Chasing the little people(aka - Nathan and Ashley ) around all week with that red wagon was too much fun .

A: Why were Nathan and Ashley being chased around ?

I cried two weeks later as Paul and I cleaned out my bug to get it turned in to the G - wood Best Buy for the new guy taking my place ( who , subsequently , totaled my beloved 2008 VW bug last week , tyvm ) . I claim that I totally would n't have cried had it not been for one little thing . I found the burned CD that Paul had given me just before we started dating -- Chicago 's Greatest Hits .

A: What 's a possible reason the guy totaled the VW bug ?

I half expected to find Llewelyn Moss ' body waiting for me on the carpet when I opened the door . Instead I found way too many cigarette burns and a handicapped bathroom the size of a cattle ranch . The floor is tiled over , the shower is nothing more than a hose and a drain , and a fan makes a terrifying " WHOOSH ! " noise whenever I turn on the light . I also had to pay three dollars for the internet connection in order to write this .

A: Why did the narrator expect to see someone in their place ?

ya scoundrel ! I got some more rich bitch stories saved up for another time . I lost my viriginity to my best friend 's adopted Puerto Rican sister .

A:
Why is the narrator sounding so nasty in this narrative ?