Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: I will never come here again! The DJ sucked! All he played were songs on the radio and highly out dated hip hop songs, also kept playing really sad/dark almost scary techno music. And the establishment alongside the staff was horrendous! Worst gay club I've ever been to!
Q: negative

A: Even though it appears to have stayed in the family, we all wish Roberto had procreated a lot less* and thereby our lovely valley marketplace would permit for a better contender when it comes to overpriced, shitty California-Mexican food. (*Keep it in his pantalones.) This specific Robertos takes the cake for shittiness. Dirty space, indifferent service (whether one orders in English or Spanish, scoffs; what is the point of knowing Spanish then?), and even featuring the shittiest agua fresca I have ever tasted in my entire fucking, miserable life.** (**It is like they went to the neighbourhood WalMart, purchased the horchata they sell there, and then felt they should thin it out, so these cheap bastards watered that already-watery shit. Goddammit.) Why am I paying 9$ for a Carnitas or Asada plate with nasty rice, nastier habichuelas,*** and barely human-grade meat? I would find this grade of meat inferior to even feed my cat. How is this location still in business? (***We call them that; bugger off.) Avoids the one-star by managing to not kill me via foodborne illness. Congratulations Robertos Taco Shop on Rainbow near Charleston! And who does Taco Wednesdays anyway? (Inutil pedazo de mierda mas ....)
Problem: What would be an example of an positive (OPTIONS:
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Answer: Je suis quelqu'un qui aime gouter a tout, et les filles au comptoir ont ete bien patiente tandis que je faisais mon choix. Vous pouvez me comprendre, tout avait l'air appetissant (Tiramisu, Figues et Amandes grillees, Pralines et sucre a la creme, pamplemousse, choco-menthe, choco piment, et j'en passe...) et c'est apres avoir goute a plusieurs echantillons de saveurs que je me suis arretee sur Caramel Fleur de Sel et Chocolat Noisette. Le mixe des deux saveurs etaient tout simplement incroyable, et le petit format est plus gros qu'il en a l'air; juste assez pour calmer mon envie de creme glacee! :) Ils ne prennent que l'argent comptant, mais si vous passez devant l'etablissement je vous assure que votre 3$ en fond de change vaut la peine d'y etre depenser. Pas cher et a 2 minutes de chez moi, je sais maintenant ou aller cet ete pour un quick ice cream fix!
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Output: I finally got around to trying Laduca's, this is after being a frequent visitor of Minuto's which was formerly in its spot. I'm not a fan of Boar's Head meats which is what they serve so I opted to order an Eggplant Parm sandwich. I was told it'd be up in 5 minutes, it actually took 25. I took the sandwich to go, along with 4 links of hot Italian sausage. By the time I got back to my office to eat my lunch (less than 10 minutes) my sandwich was a soggy mess. This can be a good thing, but in this case it wasn't. This became a greasy disaster. I dislike when eggplant is masked by fried flavor. This was just that. I couldn't taste the eggplant at all, it could've been fried anything buried in acidic tomato sauce. I took the links home to grill. I haven't had much luck finding tasty sausage since Minuto's closed, I was hopeful Laduca's would be good. They were actually spicy, which was great because far too often "spicy" is purely mild. The sausages were dry and had a really chunky texture. I prefer a finer grind of the meat, and I assume more fat, because I like them juicy and bursting with flavor. Aside from the spice these lacked any rich flavor. I guess my search continues...
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output: There aren't many places to eat where I live in Laveen, though there are two Mexican eateries, and now three close to each other (not counting Taco Bell). I was in the mood for a quick Mexican meal, so I went here, where I had gone months before, and remembered getting a cheese quesadilla with beans and rice on the side which I remembered being good. So today I returned, just requesting a cheese quesadilla. And a side of fries, since I noticed they had them. The quesadilla was soon ready, and they waited till the fries were done to summon me to pick up my order from the counter. The quesadilla was sliced in several non-triangular pieces, with apparently jack cheese oozing uncontrollably from inside its soft shell. As I ate it, it seemed to just become a congealed mess, with the soft shell not even crisped much. The fries were plenty hot and tasty, and I wound up eating all of those and leaving more of the quesadilla behind. So--how can you screw up a quesadilla?!?! I mean, it's pretty basic. I suggest trying out the other Mexican restaurants if you are local--even if it means waiting a little longer. Life is too short to eat bad food!
Q: negative

A:
Stumbled on this place for breakfast. I love watching Guy so was excited to try the food. Unfortunately not impressed at all. I ordered the Chilaquiles which sounded delicious. Despite the place being very busy my food was just lukewarm when it came out and the whites of my eggs weren't cooked. I'm all about a runny yolk but not a fan of runny whites. The service was pretty good though. It didn't make up for the very mediocre food.