Problem: Write a positive yelp review.
A: My health is better because I have been coming to Vitality Health and Wellness for the last two years. I like that Dr. Christy Thomas is integrative and combines traditional medicine with alternative wellness approaches. For someone wanting to be proactive with their health I would highly recommend scheduling a consultation.

Problem: Write a positive yelp review.
A: My husband Rick and I were here on Saturday Night for the John Mellencamp concert. And how uncool is this? Going to a concert with my parents! Hey, both Mom and Dad are Mellencamp fans too, so we made an evening out of it. Once again, this is more of a concert review than a review of the facility. Look out Rolling Stone Magazine! I'm sure most of you are familiar with Mellencamp's material, especially his 1980s stuff. He started off as a young punk (but not a punk rocker) under the name Johnny Cougar, a name he always despised. He had a minor hit back in the 70s, "I need a Lover" but had a breakthrough with "Hurts So Good" and "Jack and Diane". By then he was known as John Cougar. He hit his stride as John Cougar Mellencamp with the album "Uh-Huh" and his best known work, "Scarecrow". He had a string of hit singles including "Authority Song", "Paper in Fire", "Lonely Old Night", and "Rain on the Scarecrow". His last major single came in the mid-1990s, "Key West Intermezzo". By then he dropped the "Cougar" name. If you went to this show expecting to hear those songs, well you did get some of them. But this time out, it wasn't about the hits. Mellencamp's show began with a documentary on the making of his new CD, the stripped-down "No Better Than This" and last year's tour he did at minor-league ballparks (Wilco did the same thing this year). The new CD was recorded at the legendary Sun Studios. About that documentary, I was wondering why the concert starting time was 6:30pm! When Mellencamp & Co did take the stage, they went right into "Authority Song", but if you were expecting the usual uptempo rocker, were you in for a surprise! They did a rockabilly version of that one. He reinvented some of his other work too--a guitar and fiddle version of "Jackie Brown" and a honky-tonk version of "Jack & Diane." The new material got a work out too, and believe me it stands well with some of his best, even if it's a little stark. "Save Some Time to Dream" is an amazing tune as is "The West End". Artists like John Mellencamp and John Fogerty may not sell as many CDs as they used to. But isn't it great to hear artists who still pay attention to their crafts and who still can write good material? Instead of others who keep slogging through the same tired old hits year after year. And I'm the first to review Heinz Hall? S'matter, hasn't anybody ever been here before?

Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A:
This first paragraph is a 1 to 2 starness...... Well for starters they had empty trays, and the empty trays were the hottest ones that is there was steam coming off of them. In other words most of the food was cold. This place must've been severely understaffed because they didn't get the plates off our table till long after we'd gotten another. They were letting the food trays run empty for 10 and 15 minutes at a time. This second paragraph is the 3 to 4 starness...... the food may have been cold but some of it was very good, in that the spicing was done correctly. Often Chinese buffets spicy dishes are not quite as spicy as they need to be in my book to be called spicy. The price was good and the drink was included but that's not enough to make up for all the inequities. It was pretty much unanimous at the time we left our little UYE Rand H. Mike C. Robyn N and myself all agreed and said in the parking lot as we left two stars. Rand H. upon further contemplation came to one star. And only because some of the food was fairly good did I stay at two stars. I hope they get it right, but I won't be going back there anytime soon.