Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer: Really annoyed that it has taken me this long to discover this place. I'm kind of picky about the coffeeshops I work in--but this definitely hit all the requirements for a great work spot. Plenty of outlets, free wifi, breakfast sandwich offerings, mellow music, big windows for natural lighting, ample table space, bookshelves to stimulate the brain, and of course, delicious coffee. The hazelnut latte I ordered was divine. Not too sweet, not too nutty and topped with the perfect amount of foam. I hung out there for hours with a friend. Ended up staying right up til closing, when they offered us free pumpkin chocolate muffins and croissants. Magical!

Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer: Good sushi, good price.

Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer:
This place was OK the first time but just terrible the second. And both times, it was nothing to write home about. The yogurt is low-quality and ridiculously overpriced for being so below average. It's not even mixed the right way, and it doesn't taste that great. Plus the flavor options are very limited and again, nothing of that great of quality. I don't mind paying more for frozen yogurt that is worth it, like Red Mango, or Yogurtland. But this stuff just isn't worth it. I gave it a second chance (just because it's so close to my house) and it failed again so I won't ever be going back.