Problem: Write a positive yelp review.
A: the crab cake sandwhich was yummy and the oxtail fries-which consist of chili, fries, and a fried egg. yumm!!! its all gourmet burgers.. so if you like burgers and want to try something different this is a place to be, and they have a great list of nonalcoholic beverages as well, and its open late

Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A: Thought we'd try something new. Beer menu was great, as was the Dunkelweiss. Sorry to say that the brats were less than satisfactory - tasty, but quite overcooked and very dry. Apricot chutney and root beer onions... meh.. nothing added any lusciousness to this meal, including the cold, dry saurkraut.

Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A:
Come on people this place is horrible. Started off with a nice thirty minute wait to get a table of 5 in a place that smells like puke, beer, and cigarettes. Ok, our friends where raving about this place so we waited. When we were finally seated, the classic "I have been working here for fifty years so I don't need to be polite" waitress came up and was extremely rude. After ordering, the food took an HOUR! No one refilled our delicious Las Vegas tap water even once, and when the food did come out, it was ice cold. My girlfriends burger was so dry you couldn't even bite it without slathering it in ketchup. My steak was tough and the eggs were cold. To top it all off, they don't split checks, so you better make sure someone in your group has enough cash. Look elsewhere to eat in vegas.