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Output: I have never experienced such poor customer service at a hair salon. I recently moved to the neighborhood, and although I would NEVER go to Fantatic SAMs for a color or Highlight I assumed that they couldn't mess up a wash and blow dry?!? Sady, I was mistaken. I made an appointment with Rachel for a wash and blowout for a wedding that I was attending that afternoon. I confirmed my appointment twice as I would be flying to Palm Springs right after. I got to my appointment at 9:00 am. Upon arrival, I was then informed that Rachel had the day off and my name had been erased from the appointment time! The person went through the trouble in canceling my hair appointment, but didn't have the professional courtesy to call the client and let me know?!? No one was available to service me either. Had I had the heads up I would've been able to book elsewhere. So upset and disappointed!! Most unprofessional salon experience ever!!

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Output: Name matches the place. Quick car wash, and free vacuums (which are really sucky! - in a good way)

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Output: This was my hangout in Photown. I had the unfortunate pleasure of living in Peoria. And with bars like McDuffy's, who needs bars! This is a great dive. Kind of has a punk / rockabilly vibe going on. Two free pool tables is awesome. The juke is one of a kind and one of the best in the city. Lot of favorites, but definitely put on Deadbolt's Mrs Valdez if you get the chance. It's a classic. Bartenders are great. Beer is all decently priced. Cheap PBR and Old Style cans always available. The crowd is generally fun and approachable to play pool with. It's really the only place to hit up for us westsiders. For that, I thank you Rogue West. I would of lost my mind earlier in this damn town if it wasn't for this safe haven.

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I was excited for Daily Dose to open because of the lack of breakfast options in oldtown. I mean, if I want to spend two hours or more having breakfast, I'll go to the Orange Table, if I want flavorless, overpriced options, I'll go to the Breakfast Club, if I want mediocrity and middle America, I'll go to US Egg, if I want still-drunk patrons from Axis-Radius, I'll go to Cafe Carumba, but I digress... I'd love a good breakfast place, and I was hoping that Daily Dose would deliver. I loved that they put cucumber slices in the water. The service was attentive, at first. I think the place was wildly understaffed, as it later took a turn for the worse. The food took FOREVER to come, and my dish (some kind of egg sandwich) was waaay over-cooked and sort of disgusting as a result. The table next to me had an omelet and the eggs looked burned as well. The side options are confusing (they offer squash as a side in lieu of potatoes, but they call it "hash", like um, hash browns) and the coffee is weak. Good ingredients, decent menu, but the kitchen needs to step it up and they should either consider more servers or staff the place with more competent people. I'll probably be back because I have a bad habit of frequenting places I dislike.