Objective: How can I re-purpose an old circuit board?

Which of the following solutions is more sound in terms of naive physics reasoning?

pick from the following.
* Create a vegetable strainer by attaching wooden sides to the outer edges. Make sure the that edges are sealed with a sealant. Drain noodles or rinse vegetables in it.
* Create a hanging jewelry display by painting it gold with spray paint. Then attach brackets and interesting hinges from the hardware store. Hang your jewelry or keys on the display.
Create a hanging jewelry display by painting it gold with spray paint. Then attach brackets and interesting hinges from the hardware store. Hang your jewelry or keys on the display.