IN: On the way back after Max had taken care of his business , I noticed there was at least one more eggshell lying around that I had n't noticed before . At this time , I was thinking maybe someone had done something to my car .... and I was right . Luckily , whoever it was had been kind enough to either be extremely drunk , or have horribly bad aim .
How did I feel about what could 've happened ?

OUT: I was relieved that my car was n't totally covered with eggs .

IN: I ' ve finally moved over all my furniture and hooked up my computer , although it 's in the living room for now . I ' m still not done painting ! I ' m on the 4th , of 5 coats in the den .
What is the reason my computer is hooked up in the lving room ?

OUT: I am painting the den .

IN: Babyshambles frontman Pete Doherty was so moved by the death of a teenage fan he ended up playing at his wake . On Monday the 28-year - old musician took to the stage at a private celebration of the life of 16-year - old Daniel Squires who passed away on July 4 , after battling bone cancer . Pete formed a friendship with the South Tyneside lad after they met backstage at one of the musician 's concerts .
What may be the reason for the musician playing at the ceremony ?

OUT:
To celebrate the boy 's life .