Problem: Article: Siri sometimes becomes upset when insulted. If you want to upset Siri, comment on her voice. Say something like, "Siri, I don't like your voice." Then, wait for the generated response. Responses will vary. Siri may sometimes give a calm or apologetic response, but if you ask again she sometimes responds with a long answer explaining the algorithms responsible for her voice. At the end of the rant, she will say, "Sorry about that. I was upset." " If you tell Siri she's making you angry, she will reply with a range of responses. She may say, "Don't squeeze me like that." Try asking the phrase a few times to explore the range of responses. Siri may not always respond by getting upset. She may sometimes say something somewhat sarcastic, such as, "I wonder what that's like, being mad." " Siri gets upset if users say things that she reads as inappropriate. One of the best ways to get a rise out of Siri is to say, "Siri, I'm naked." She will respond by calling out the inappropriate nature of the sentence, saying things like, "That's both inappropriate and irrelevant." Siri may become upset if you simply yell something rude at her. You can say things like, "You're so useless!" or "I hate you." or "Horrible. Your help is horrible." Siri will usually respond with an apology or may say things like, "I'm just trying to help." Arguing and insulting Siri can be a fun way to upset her and get a range of fun responses. Siri may be insulted if you ask her who the best assistant is. Siri may sometimes come up with a response that sounds upset. She may, for example, say something like, "Really?" in an insulted tone.
Summary: Tell Siri you dislike her voice. Say "You're making me angry. Say "I'm naked. Yell something rude at Siri. Ask who the best assistant is.

Problem: Article: Don't show up at someone's doorstep with a suitcase, but call ahead of time. Ask if you can stay with them for a little bit. Give them a deadline when you anticipate moving out. For example, you can say, "Mom, I need to come home. Is that okay? I've only got a few hundred saved. But if I can stay with you for two or three months, I'll be back on my feet." You can't sleep on someone's couch forever, so cut all unnecessary expenses and take on a part-time job if possible. Build up enough money to afford a security deposit on a small apartment. A part-time job might be ideal since it will keep you out of the house. Check Craigslist for part-time gigs such as dog walker, Uber driver, or bartender. People are doing you a huge favor by letting you crash with them for a little while. Make things easy on your host by keeping your space clean, not making noise, and being respectful when your host has guests. Wash dishes or prepare meals without asking. This will relieve your host's stress. Avoid draining your friend's electricity by charging up your computer and phone on their dime. Instead, find a public cafe or recharge while at work. Keep complaints to yourself. Do you think the sheets are scratchy? Consider yourself lucky to have a place to stay. Your friends might have rules that seem weird to you. That's not the point. You need to follow them if you don't want to get kicked out. Ask about anything that seems unclear. Some rules are unspoken. Pay attention to your host's habits. For example, if they only watch TV with the volume down low, do the same. You should prepare your own meals so that your host doesn't feel like they have to wait on you. Ask your friend where the nearest grocery store is and load up on food. Make sure there's enough room in the refrigerator. You can build goodwill by volunteering to buy food or paying other bills. For example, pick up a large pizza on your way home from work and invite your host to share. Someone might need you to leave before you want to. Gather your things and thank them. Then call up other family or friends to find a place to stay. Remember to clean up after yourself. Remove any trash and wash the sheets or vacuum the sofa you slept on. Don't leave anything behind.
Summary: Call them up and ask. Save money fast. Be a model guest. Follow house rules. Buy your own food. Volunteer to cover expenses. Leave when asked.

Problem: Article: Since police only investigate complaints that violate state law, studying the elements of criminal fraud in your state can help you figure out what information you need to file a complete report. Although the specific requirements and wording vary among states, criminal fraud typically includes the same basic elements. Generally, the person must misrepresent an important fact knowing that what they're saying is false, with the intent to deceive you into giving them money or property. Also keep in mind that you must have suffered some actual loss to be a victim of fraud. If you see a listing and recognize it as fraudulent, you can still report it but the person typically can't be found guilty of fraud unless someone has actually fallen for their scam. However, they possibly could be prosecuted for attempted fraud. You will need information about the other user and details about the transaction so the police are able to conduct an investigation. Using your knowledge from your legal research, focus on any documents or statements from the user that might indicate a criminal intent to defraud you. Keep in mind you're probably not going to find anything that proves the person knew the things they were telling you were false. You don't need to do any extensive detective work rather, you should leave this work up to the police. Just focus on making sure you get the details about the transaction down along with any correspondence you've had with the user. Once you have all your information together, call or stop by the nearest police precinct to submit your report. Keep in mind that typically the police in the town and state where the perpetrator is located will be primarily responsible for investigating the activity. However, if you submit your report to your local authorities they will be able to transfer information if necessary. Some police departments have online forms you can fill out to submit a report. You can find the appropriate contact information for your local law enforcement agency by visiting http://www.usacops.com. In your report, include a detailed chronological description of the events that took place. If you can reconstruct a timeline from the day you first encountered the listing until the moment you realized you were a victim of fraud, this can be helpful to the police as they investigate your report. When you file your report, ask for a reference number and a copy of the official report for your records. You may need them to add support to other reports or complaints you file. As the police investigate the activity, you may be contacted for additional information. Additionally, if you have the reference number for your case, you can call the police department to check on its status. Police have discretion on whether to pursue claims, and how long to pursue them. If losses are minimal and the police have very little information to go on, they may opt not to extend the investigation.
Summary:
Research your state's law. Gather information about the incident. File your report with the police department. Cooperate with any further investigation.