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Output: Very disappointed in this place both times we went. I don't mind paying a decent price for good food but I have to say $18 for fish & chips that are less than mediocre is a bit much. 1st time we thought they must just be off their game. 2nd time proved they are not worth our time and money.

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Output: The calzones are decent... the cookies are phenom. Worth a shot for sure.

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Output: Quite disappointed. Ordered a bacon cheeseburger with fries and a veggie plate. The burger was nothing special and the fries were really salty. The Veggie Plate: The hummus was so oily! It also had a stange taste to it. The spanikopita was soggy. The falafel was inedible. The dolmades (stuffed grape leaves) were "ok". I also ordered feta cheese, it was way over salted. Basically, out of the whole plate, I managed to eat only the stuffed grape leaves. The rest of the plate was pretty inedible. We will not be ordering from this place again.

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I was looking forward to finally trying Joe's Stone Crab. I have seen on it TV shows, heard great things from others who have been there, and thought I was going to be in for a treat. Unfortunately I was sadly mistaken. I went with the big crab legs and we had the creamed spinach, pan roasted sweet corn, mashed potatoes, lyonnaise with some oysters on the half shell. The oysters and sides were good and so was the wine (rioja) but the stone crab was a flop. Now maybe it was because they weren't in season and if that was the case I will research and try them again when they are in season. What will make me seek out a different restaurant to try them in was the service. We had two tables with a total of 15 people. For the two tables we were given one waitress who was VERY slow. Forget about the fact it took forever for us to get a drink order in, it took even longer for the drinks to finally arrive. Overall it was a disappointing experience at what should have been an excellent restaurant. My company is in Vegas twice a year and I was hoping this would be a restaurant that would be on our annual list, but it was so bad we skipped dessert and had cigars and after dinner drinks somewhere else instead.