question: Meh .. He 'll get over it ... Secondly , years ago , my Mom told me a NASTY Dirty joke ... Which I used on Tuesday afternoon to get myself out of a speeding ticket . A speeding ticket I actually deserved , considering I was pushing 175 km / h in a 90 zone just outside of golden , however , I am distracting myself .

OPTIONS:
- None of the above choices .
- The cop was likely entertained by the joke .
- The cop was likely confused by the joke .
- The cop was likely offended by the joke .
Q: Why would telling a nasty joke get the narrator out of a ticket ?

answer: The cop was likely entertained by the joke .
QUES: This was the view from our back porch this weekend - absolute perfection . While JP studied on Saturday , Landon and I drove over to New Braunfels to meet my brother , sister , and grandparents for lunch at the historic ( and gorgeous ) Gristmill restaurant . My grandparents were delightful as always and Landon was most pleased with all the attention showered upon him .

Question with options: Why was Landon so pleased ?
OPTIONS:
- Because it was their birthday .
- Because they did n't have to study .
- Because they enjoyed the lunch .
- Because their grandparents showered them with attention .
ANS: Because their grandparents showered them with attention .
Problem: Worse probably , as the pain from my chipped bottom has now worked it 's way right up to my neck , which is now as tightly strung as the metal ropes on a suspension bridge . Last year as my bones seized up in the cold and I was resorting to climbing out of bed at a right angle , I decided to buy one of those all singing , all dancing massage chairs ( a cheaper Chinese version off Ebay which has so far has proved to work just fine ) . Not overly enthusiastic about the huge new addition to our bedroom ( until he tried it himself ) , my husband claimed it took over half the room .

Why does the narrator not have the best attitude ?
OPTIONS:
- They are not wanting to leave the bedroom .
- None of the above choices .
- They are in much pain .
- They are not wanting to do work .

A: They are in much pain .
Question:
Once I was lying down in my bed I started texting Rose , Angie , Joey , Kevin , and Nick . I asked Angie if she knew who Chad Golan was and she did , she thought he had a nice smile . Bam , I just found Chad a date to the dance I am so good .
Answer the following question: Did Angie already have a date to the dance ?
OPTIONS:
- Angie was looking forward to going to the dance with a boy with a nice smile .
- Angie is not allowed to text while she is in bed .
- None of the above choices .
- Angie does not like to go to school dances .
Answer:
Angie was looking forward to going to the dance with a boy with a nice smile .
Question:
This evening , she was playing with the neighborhood kids and she skinned her knee . She came over to show me and did have a concerned look on her face but she continued to play . When we went inside about 20 minutes later and it was just her and I , she broke down crying saying " knee " and pointing .

Why did she react the way she did when she was outside ?
OPTIONS:
- She did n't care about putting on a brave face .
- She was n't in pain .
- None of the above choices .
- She wanted to put a brave face on in front of the others .
Answer:
She wanted to put a brave face on in front of the others .
Question:
so said she s going ot try to hook us up.but hoenstly , i m not finding much faith in my love life right now . and its really ridiculous . no .
Answer the following question: What do we know about the speaker ?
OPTIONS:
- The speaker is trying to hook up .
- The speaker is ridiculous .
- The speaker has faith .
- The speaker is single .
Answer:
The speaker is single .