Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer: We went in on a Sunday morning, it was very busy but we got seated in about 10 minutes. Service and food were both excellent! I ordered and omelette that was cooked perfectly with potatoes and toast. Very large portions but made excellent leftovers. The lemon blueberry pancakes and French toast ordered by my family smelled heavenly as well! All around great place, kind if small so would be difficult for a large party, but I will definitely be heading back!

Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer: The decor and music in this place is insane. The patio is gorgeous, it was pretty cold so didn't get to fully appreciate the view without shivering. The place is huge and our feet were still in pain from the night before, so I definitely want to go back when it's warmer. There's plenty of seating in the patio, but it's closed off for invisible people because it was 2:30 am and the seats were still completely empty. I don't get why they have such ugly stairs for such an awesome place. Let's make those stairs a little more drunk people friendly. I understand they might be for a fire escape, so why not another set of stairs? and maybe better directions to find certain floors. I would definitely go back though.

Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer:
What a disappointment. I have a hard time awarding PUB even two stars, the food was that bad. We came in about 5 minutes to 11 and were told that we could only order off of the late night menu that starts at 11. Okay.. Wait, let me back up. My husband and I wanted to sit outside. We asked a server in the area if it was ok if we sat ourselves thinking he could just send a hostess out with menus - he gave us a shitty look and told us no way. Jerk. So back to the food - we tried the roast beef sliders, chicken wings and chips. The first order of sliders we received came out COLD. Nothing like biting into cold beef, bun and Whiz sauce to make your stomach turn. My hubs had the wings which were kind of mushy, and very mediocre. By far the best dish was the chips which we ordered with curry sauce even though it wasn't offered as an option on the menu. This is something that I would recommend, although I have a hard time with any pub that doesn't regularly offer chips and curry - even a gastropub should get that one right. And no HP sauce. I mean, seriously???! The beer selection was pretty poor for a pub as well. When I think pub, I think selection and variety is key. And by variety, I don't mean Stella and PBR. The only reason why I will award PUB that second star is because our server was very sweet and quickly replaced my cold sliders, requested our special curry sauce, and generally tried to take care of us despite the lackluster food and beverage offerings. Pass on PUB.