Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: Two stars for the sandwiches, negative three stars for them never answering their phone.
Q: negative

A: The waiter was fast and attentive. However, the food was disgusting. I ordered the beef brisket sandwich. It was bone dry and cooked to the point if being like leather. I ate mid afternoon. I suspect the meat was under a warming lamp for some hours.
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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- positive) review?

Answer: I have major reservations about ever making reservations here again. This is unfortunate, because I really want to like this hotel, as it is beautiful and has a lot going for it. This hotel has an irresistable allure and charm, but no allure or charm could make up for the bad experiences that came with them. Everything here was so varied, and overall so disturbing, that I would really need to hear that things have changed before ever considering staying here again. The bad is so ridiculously bad that I have to mention it first. The Marque day/night-club were both impossible to get into and yet impossible to avoid... I was staying on the 40th floor of the East tower and I could hear and literally feel the music loud and clear from my room any time it was playing, with my door shut. I understand that this is more of a party hotel, and I understand and like good loud music in this environment. But the hotel ROOM needs to be a solace if I want it to be. No exceptions at $350+/night. The part making this truly unbearable is that the music started at 9:30 in the MORNING. Apparently such is the norm there. I wouldn't even mind if it went to 4am, but starting right back up again at 9:30 is just stupid. Start with something ambient, or more low-key. It's the morning, and I am flabbergasted that any DJ really believes that playing electro/trance at that volume in the morning is really the right thing to do, vegas or not. The worst part is that looking over the balcony at that hour wondering what was happening, I was shocked to see that nobody but employees were even there. It was all for ME.. I think that the hotel allowing this is stupid, trashy, and highly ignorant. On the other hand, as I mentioned, it was impossible (for me) to get into the actual club. This was because I was wearing what appeared to be sneakers to a clueless bouncer who I would venture to say had more of a problem with my sexual orientation than a respect for the dress code. My partner and I were at first literally 'shooed' (no pun intended) away by the man working at the guest entrance because he didn't feel like we belonged at this club. This made me furious, because my shoes were $400 and definitely NOT sneakers. And, by the way, other people getting in were wearing much grungier shoes than mine. I was so angry that I had to leave the hotel before I made matters worse. This kind of seemingly sexist (all girls got in) and rude treatment is NOT something I deserve after shelling out GOOD MONEY to stay here as a guest. It is simply UNACCEPTABLE. I have never been treated like this at any club anywhere. These two things really disappointed me. But furthermore, the overall organization of the hotel seemed amature, which many others on this site have reflected. I could have overlooked small quirks in their new system, but my major issues kept me awake and aggravated for a large part of my stay. Don't expect quick service, don't expect kind service, don't expect to get in the nightclub.... Don't expect anything here except to spend lots of money. Though some people are quick, nice, and helpful, it was not consistent at all. Finally, a little good. The blackjack dealers I played with were super wonderful people. Truly a great pick, so kudos to them. And the blackjack tables offered were fairly priced and had reasonable odds. I can't comment on the other table games, but my partner NEVER won anything at the slots, whereas he did consistently in every other hotel. We were highly suspicious of this, and not sure just how much this new hotel might have tilted the odds a bit higher in their favor than average. The room was nice, especially the soaking tub. I wish all hotels had this deep soaking tub, and it was my favorite part of our entire stay. The linens were TERRIBLE. Not soft at all, and actually quite a bit itchier than any other hotel sheets I've slept in, including motels along the interstate. There were stains on the couch, but that's probably because there have been big parties in the room; all that's needed for such a party is to open the door to the balcony and you'll be part of the nightclub. The 'mall' stores were a refreshing change from the Dior and Prada of every other hotel, and included stores that I might actually buy something from, being in my 20s and not a millionaire. The restaurant I ate at, China Poblano, was really good. The nutella stuffed french toast was incredible. I wanted to try more but after my experiences decided against it. I don't like giving this hotel only one star, nor do I want to, but I have to. They need to get their act together. They need to tell people they will need earplugs to sleep in the East Tower when facing the pool. They need to single out and fire the bigots that don't know how to treat paying guests with respect. The manager was 'understanding', but he didn't win me over. Get to work, Cosmopolitan!
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Generate a positive review for a place
Output: Pretty quick and good. Tried D'lish for breakfast and was impressed. Nice service and good menu.
input: Write a negative yelp review (OPTIONS:
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output: We had such high expectations for this new addition to Chandler, however we were disappointed from the start. The service was slow, the menu is very limited and seems to cater to 'soft' foods more suited to the Sr. crowd which were abundant during our visit. They have a pretty cool offer of a free pie if your bill exceeds $30, however the pie was tossed after eating only half as it tasted more 'store-bought' than 'freshly' baked. It's not a place to take children either as the kids menu is all but non-existent. We will not be back for seconds
Q: positive

A:
Ace's employees have been incredibly helpful and nice every time I've gone to the store. The store itself is chock-full of great home- and yard-improvement stuff (tools, accessories, gadgets, etc), and the prices are very fair (especially when one considers the convenience of Ace's location and the idea of supporting a local business). For most of my small-to-medium-size home and yard needs, I'll skip the trip to Home Depot or Menards and stick to my neighborhood Ace Hardware.