Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: .......closed? D:' It most definitely wasn't really good, but there's something about MSG and Sodium saturated, super-Americanized, low quality Chinese food in a buffet setting for less than 10 bucks that just hits the spot. Even though it had been over a year since my last visit, I can't lie, I am gonna miss the place a bit.
Q: negative

A: Pretty Disappointing. We'll start with the one positive thing.. the bread is delicious! But with that being said... on the menu it reads that should you request extra bread it will cost you $3.00 because the supplier is charging more. $3.00?! I better get more than just one extra basket! Reading many reviews and being a big fan of Novecento, this was disappointing. The service lacked incredibly!! No smile, no introduction, no recommendations!! For my first time and with all these reviews you would think they'd have some pride to talk to you about the place and the must haves. We started with the Parma salad... WEAK! It was absolutely boring and I tasted more olive juice than an actual dressing. Next we had the Greens Juliana it was so salty, that the Parma salad could've used some of that! For entree's we ordered Chicken Parmesan- Overcooked and boring, that dish came out and I stared and said wow.. that looks pathetic. I took a bite of the side pasta... the most overcooked noodles you could get with what canned tomato sauce?! Add some basil or something to bump it up! If I need to put salt on pasta... WHAT?! Mind blown. I ordered the Mushroom Parpadelle- bland bland oh did I mention bland? With pieces of I believe pancetta it could save this dish but no.. It fails. It was almost as if they just cooked some mushrooms and dumped it on the noodles without really creating a "sauce." My moms been talking about going here for months.. Looks like I won't be returning or taking her.
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer: They should rename this place, "please go to kneaders", because that is what we plan to do in the future. First, my wife gets sick if she eats mayo so we are always pretty clear about no mayo. Regardless, her sandwich came out with mayo extreme. We showed them no mayo on the receipt and the staff rolled their eyes before flashing a fake smile to fix it. Even when done right, the sandwich was bland and corporate. Everything there is corporate and uniform as if the bread was made by a machine. My meal included pasta that was clearly reheated in a microwave. Yuck. Also, this is more expensive than Kneaders or other bread companies in the space. So I would only eat here if you wanted microwaved pasta, mass produced bread with no texture, and a long wait for expensive food not made as you ordered.
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Generate a negative review for a place
Output: I am not surprised that this place is closed and the locks have been changed. Food was awful. Service was awful. There is nothing good that I could say about this place. Maybe if the owner had every been present instead of worrying about opening a new restaurant, he would have had more control.
input: Write a positive yelp review (OPTIONS:
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output: First off, I'll admit that this is the only place I'll take my ride too in Down Town Phx. Of course, to be unbiased, that's because its the only place to take your ride too in DT Phx. So, let's be real. 2nd'ly, I drive a Tahoe on big rim's. It's not the easiest thing to clean, and i refuse to do it myself (my own laziness gets a 1 star for car washing, I'm awesome but not THAT awesome). Also, it's black. So double dipper here. The service is fast and friendly, which i love. Danny's needs to take a group field trip here to learn customer service! LO's defiantly has the upper hand in the area. And for the price (i pay about $20 for the works wash every time) it cant be beat and i cant be too sour on it. It's really just minor things; sometimes they forget to wipe out the deep dish rim's thoroughly, or there are minor water spots, or little stains left on the wood grain. Nothing really major, but I just expect perfection every time (which I'm well aware that would only happen if i washed myself, and most likely it wouldn't happen because my ADD would kick in half way through and I would be driving a half dirty half clean whip around town). Also, they have a punch card as well which is very nice! Buy 10, get Numero 11 free. All in All, defiantly 1.5 thumbs up from me; hoping for a full 2 soon.
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer:
NO Way!!! This place is sooo overpriced it is ridiculous. Was staying at the Vdara and the person I was with wanted sushi. Wow bad decision. I wanted something simple. Make a boring story short. Here is the low down 1. So over priced. it is pretty funny how stupid the prices are 2. had the $75 sashimi plate. Yeah I paid that. My husband told me I was an idiot for doing that. I kind of agree with him. The sushi bites were tiny. The fish did not even taste that fresh which shocked me. I was still starving when i was finished. 3. Fish not even impressive. 4. Decor pretty much sucks as well. It is a god damn sushi joint but you would never know that until you looked at the menu. Very stark and modern but not warm and inviting at all. Lame. 5. Oh so a simple avacado roll was like $17. Really!!!! Good. 1. The jalapeno Martini- delicious but very spicy so it kind of killed the sushi tasting at one point. but it was good because it hid the not so super fresh tasting fish. Oh yeah for $75 it should be almost still alive. the service was good as well. Lame. Do not go unless you like wasting your money. Places like this make me hate hotel restaurants even more.