Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer: It's a cute idea, but poorly executed. Let me start off by saying, I'm a cat lover far and away. Opening the door, I was greeted with stale cat stench, a combination of wet fur and old food. That is not a place I want to be eating food. There were also very few cats around. You can't disturb sleeping cats, and the other ones were all either occupied or disinterested. I saw on the wall, heading back out after my very brief visit, they have seven cats and are looking for three more. I don't expect this place to last. It needs double the cats and more effective odor control. Or stop selling food and don't bother mitigating the cattery smell. I see none of these things happening.

Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer: They seemed to have figured something out, the lines have been so much better and faster the last few times I have been at this location!

Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer:
I've seen several Cirque du Soleil shows in the past: Mystere at the Treasure Island, Corteo in San Francisco, and Zumanity at New York New York. Without calling myself an habitue, I certainly know enough about the Cirque du Soleil to know what to expect. Until now, that is. Even though this does have some elements of the Cirque du Soleil, acrobatics don't feature as heavily in Love. Nevertheless, the show was stunning and fabulous and the set design eclipsed anything I've seen until now. Set to The Beatles' Love soundtrack by George & Giles, the show is immensely entertaining. I haven't really touched hallucinogenic drugs in 15 years and yet, this show seriously made me long for some lysergic acid diethylamide or some mushroom caps. Anything, really, to accompany the sensory overload of colors, music, touch...Cirque du Soleil did a fabulous job and this show was by far my favorite (albeit not the most amazing) Cirque show I've seen! Oh, and the acrobatic hippies bouncing up and down during "Revolution" had me laughing my ass off... Look, I lived in Berkeley between 89 and 93, and the most exercise most hippies get is reaching for the bong, ok? These guys were doing flips on and off the phone booth... HILARIOUS! If you love beautiful set designs and enjoy the Beatles music, you're gonna love it! I promise!