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Output: It was a disappointing evening. We went with friends and were so excited to have dinner here. The food was inconsistent - the lobster bisque was salty, lacking a robust body. However, the penne with shrimp in vodka sauce was very good. The customer service was disappointing - needed to ask three times for a diet coke and three times to get some more bread. We saw our waiter twice - he took our order and delivered the bill -- in-between he was no where to be seen. The food was overpriced. The restaurant noise level made it very difficult to hold a conversation with our dinner partners.

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Output: Service seemed quite good but the meatball sandwich I ordered seemed to be lacking enough meatballs at least one-forth of the bun was empty lengthwise and the meatballs were small. They should either put on more meatballs of adequate size or serve it on a bun half the size.

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Output: Stop what you are doing right now. Leave the casinos and come eat at this place. The staff is friendly and top notch. The food came out fast and man oh man is it tasty! The biscuits melt in your mouth and the omelettes are fluffy and just the BEST. Do yourself a favor - EAT HERE!

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I don't know why I haven't reviewed this place earlier. I always assumed that I had, but when I went to see what rating I gave it, I saw that I never wrote a review. When I want pizza delivered and it's sometime before 2 a.m., Tessio's is generally my go-to place in Tempe. Every single day they have some sort of awesome special going on so sometimes when I call I'm just like, "Hey what kind of special do you have going on right now?" and for not much money me and some buddies can plug our beer-filled guts with some greasy yet oh, so delicious pizza. You don't have to be drunk to appreciate Tessio's, but you know how pizza is. When you're faded, it always tastes a little better. One time I had a night to myself. All my friends were off doing something I didn't feel like doing, so I was alone. Home alone. For the first time in years. I ordered up a basic pizza from Tessio's, smoked a lil weed and by God I watched Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: The Movie and fell asleep on the couch with a greasy face. I love this place.