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An example of an negative review: So you're from outta town and you want some peace and quite without all the noise. You're not interested in paying any premium. Massage with happy ending is not on your mind. You just want to lay back soak your dam feet and get a rub down. This is the place. Pros: - No appointment needed. Just pop in and say, "I like a foot massage" - Nice Asian lady who doesn't speak English, so no worries about her asking you if you wanted a happy ending. - Small snack plate provided so you feel like a king.;P - Private room for you and your bf/gf. I brought an imagery gf with me so she was chilling ... naaa, the next chair was empty so I have the private room to me self, what sup playa! Living large in Las Vegas!!! Hahhahahaha! -Boba shop right next door, so after an hour of rub down go next door for some milk green tea boba, what up playa! Living large in Las Vegas!!! Hahahaha j/k again :) Cons: -Massage was decent but I was spoiled by foot massage back home. - It's $40/hr so I guess it was cheap in LV. Back at home it was $15/hr. Yeah China products are cheap so are the imported immigrants. "What?" What I say? "They're people Joe, and they're working hard!" yeah? I don't give a **** just kidding. Dude these comedians are bad influences. I'll write anything for a laugh. I heard this China lady came to US with nothing now she's has a house and a business. So stop tripping. "No one is tripping, Joe." Oh. Ok then. - No happy ending, hahahahha j/k wasn't expecting it. Don't want some unless you got butts hons. Oh man, what's going with me must be the sugar from the rice crispy treat I made. Get an hour of quite and decent foot massage here. It's not like I travel to LV by myself to get a foot massage. My entourage are busy gambling plus I can use time away they drive me crazy!

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An example of an negative review: Visited 1/28/12 and 1/29/12 Tried to come in on a Saturday night, around 930pm. Nope too late, kitchen closed at 9:30pm. Seriously, on a weekend? Went to Miller's Ale House instead. Came in the next night earlier, around 6:30pm.. Was told "slow night, kitchen closes at 7pm". So we have to hurry and order. Anyways, ordered the Nachos.. pretty good, lots of toppings. Ordered the Chicken tacos. Not very tasty, flour tortilla tasted like paper. For desert, The churros were pretty good. caramel and chocolate dipping sauces were nice. The cook/manager came by a couple times to ask how we were doing. Only reason I came was I paid $4 for a $20.00 cert thru http://www.restaurant.com. Not sure If I'd come back. Of course I'm not sure how long this place will be around at the rate they are going. Id be willing to bet that the boarded windows will be coming here by the end of the month.

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An example of an negative review: I would give this place 0 stars if it was at all possible... Went there a few weeks ago to meet some friends to watch some preseason football. Out waitress was nice, the food was good, and the beer was cold. It was a good experience till the 4th quarter... The table in front of us had a female drinking a beer who was standing for a bit blocking our view. Finally, after a few minutes out friend leaned over to their table and asked nicely if she could sit so we could see the game. She responded, "I work here" and gave us a dirty look. Really? And? What does that have to do with the fact that we couldn't see? She was clearly not working at the moment (she was holding a beer and an unlit cigarette) and asking her to sit seemed like a simple request. She sat and began talking about our table to her friends who were with her. Our waitress stopped by to see if we needed anything and as she walked away the "standing girl" pulled her aside. We watched her talk and point at our table to our waitress and when we made eye contact she flipped us off. Yes, she literally told us she worked there and then flipped us off! I have never been so disrespected as a patron of a restaurant! Furious now, we asked for a manager and he came over. We told him what happened and he apologized for her and said he would talk to her. A few minutes later she came back over and sat at her table proceeded to talk about us again. Finally the manager told her to leave. He came back to our table to let us know that she had been drinking, he asked her to leave and would be talking to her when she was sober. Just to confirm I wasn't crazy or overreacting, a woman at an uninvolved table came by ours after it was over and told us she watched the whole thing and was on our side. She couldn't believe that an employee would be so rude and flip us off. I guarantee I won't be back for anymore football games or anything else. I will not give a dime to a restaurant that employes people who think it is ok to disrespect patrons regardless of it they are on or off the clock.