Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer: I visited Carlo's Bakery while in Las Vegas last weekend. The desserts behind the counter looked scrumptious so I ordered one cannoli and a lobster tail. The desserts were a disappointment. I won't be back!

Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer: Big problem when you have a restaurant called Native New Yorker and your manager on duty that night is sporting a full-on tattoo of Fenway Park. New Yorkers and Bostonians do not mix and I know many NY people who won't patronize any places owned or operated by scummy Red Sox fans. Thought I was safe at a place with NY in it's moniker, but apparently at NNY, they allow managers with large exposed tattoos to work there and flaunt the fact openly. "I wear it proudly" he said. Well, dude wear a long sleeve shirt and wear it proud when your out of a New York restaurant. Kudos to the $10 free birthday coupon which got me some good Chicken strippers with Mandarin orange sauce (mild kick) and good steak fries and fresh slaw. Bartender was nice guy too and manager was normal when I asked about the irony of his tattoo, but it needs to be covered at all times while he is there. Let's go Yankees.

Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer:
Fantastic little restaurant tucked away in a cosy North Side neighborhood. I had the dumplings and Massaman curry. The curry was very balanced, exhibiting a richness and hint of peanuts but not overpowering. Perhaps its years of eating spicy Indian cuisine but the only major complaint I had is the lack of heat in the food, which has been highlighted by previous Yelpers. If I'm ever in Pittsburgh again I'll definitely make the trip to stop here.