Question:
Today is probably the last sick day for me , feeling sooo much better . : ) Anyway , today I woke up around 9:30 only to find my sister was home too , cause she is sick ( I swear Bronchitis is NOT contageous ) . Oh well , she is quiet and not annoying when sick , so it is alright . Woke up , and went to the toilet , only to find my sister ( most likely ) had left fucking piss drips on the toilet seat . I hate that . Then went to make weet - bix .

Why is the narrator not at work today ?
Answer:
They are ill .

Question:
I stepped outside for a smoke and there was a little squirrel outside my door . He took off behind the column as soon as he saw me and I thought he ran into the bushes of my neighbors house . I happened to glance up and see his cute little furry face watching me from around the corner . I snapped a quick shot of him and thought I would share .

What may be a fact about this person ?
Answer:
They were watching a squirrel outside .

Question:
I ' ve been seeing this guy for about 4 moths in a casual relationship . He admitted he still had some feelings for his ex but had n't seen her in over 3 years so that s why we kept things casual . ( even though i think after 3 years you should be well on your way getting over someone ) Anyway his ex has now turned up .

What might he do now that his ex has turned up ?
Answer:
He might try to get back with his ex .

Question:
Watched the Lakers get lucky and win . Monday : Sat at home for a pretty long time . Went to get my eyes checked and get more contacts . Went to Pasqual 's house . Got cherry on top with Jessica and Pasqual .

Why did the writer watch the Lakers ?
Answer:
Because they are a basketball fan .