Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A: Isn't everything suppose to taste better when you are faded? Burgers here taste like cardboard. I can't imagine how bad it tastes when I'm sober. Their diet coke tastes pretty good though. The location is right on the strip so its very convenient. It's not that fast of a fast food place so expect to wait about 5 to 10 minutes... especially when there is a line.

Problem: Write a positive yelp review.
A: Twice in 5 days--not bad. When I was at the store Monday night for the Yelp event, Grouchy John told me he'd be at the Nevada Cancer Institute with his mobile unit today. That's only about a mile from home. After the gym, I skipped my regular coffee stop and went to the NCI. There was John in the curve of the one building with the unit. I got an iced quad espresso and two pastries--a cheese danish and a blueberry muffin. The coffee and the cheese danish were great. I'll keep checking the website to see when the unit will be in my area again. It was good to see John again--with a smile and not grouchy!

Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A:
I'd have to say it was no where near an awesome experience. We tried to order a pitcher of the IPA and the waitress stops us and is like do you like IPAS? do you know what your ordering? i was like yes i like IPAS im capable of ordering a beer like a grown up. maybe next time be like hey our ipa is exceptionally hoppy compared to other ipas, is that alright for you? After finally ordering a pitcher of beer (there were six of us, so four of us had one beer) the waitress tells us that it is such a high gravity, she says 9% that if any of us have more than three she'll have to start figuring out who the DD is and maybe cut people off. Not only was it an uncomfortable comment, but we looked back at the menu and the beer was only 5.7%. Needless to say none of us wanted to order another round of drinks. Then when the waitress brought out our chili, she told us that the green onions looked nasty and she didn't feel comfortable serving them. I was kind of grossed out by that point. Couldn't you have just lied to me and told me you were out? I don't wanna hear about nasty things in the kitchen, it made me really not want to eat. Luckily the food was good, however the service was reason enough not to return.