Question:
Unfortunately , my boss called the office and no one was answering . So he called another one of my coworkers on her cellphone and asked where the hell we were and why no one was answering the phone . He was furious .

What is the source of management 's anger ?
Answer:
The boss ca n't find anyone .

Question:
Apparently , I do n't truly LOVE my food . The article made me think about an experiment we did in my college gen - ed Psychology class . We were each given a Hershey 's Kiss , and instructed to let it melt in our mouths - no chewing . This experiment made me realize just how yummy those kisses are !

Why would the narrator enjoy being tested like this ?
Answer:
The narrator got to get a snack in the test .

Question:
One might say that I ' m being all Raj Thackeray - ish ( or 90 's Bal Thackeray - ish ) but the Marathi manoos of today has got to err on the side of caution these days . Maybe this is what is called overkill or what being cranky and nitpicky is all about - or all of the above . NB : Given the absurdity of statements one gets to hear these days , I unfortunately find it necessary to clarify that I am actually kidding . If you ca n't joke about religion , what can you joke about ?

Why does the speaker feel the need to clarify that they are only joking ?
Answer:
We live in an increasingly politically correct cultural climate , and the speaker is simply trying to abide by this

Question:
What was to be an essay of sorts has managed its way into my blog only because its likely to wind up here anyway . Random thoughts about my life in and out of Taekwondo . When I sat down to write this I was looking for a little inspiration .

What may happen next in speaker 's story ?
Answer:
They explain where their inspiration came from .