Here is an email: A little humor to keep us smiling in these troubled times: Make sure to read the last one. *************************************** Social Studies: Some Useful Definitions Feudalism You have two cows. Your lord takes some of the milk. Fascism You have two cows. The government takes both, hires you to take care of them and sells you the milk. Applied Communism You have two cows. You must take care of them, but the government takes all the milk. Capitalism You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income Enron Venture Capitalism You have two cows. You sell three of them to your publicly listed company, using letters of credit opened by your brother-in-law at the bank, then execute a debt/equity swap with an associated general offer so that you get all four cows back, with a tax exemption for five cows. The milk rights of the six cows are transferred via an intermediary to a Cayman Island company secretly owned by the majority shareholder who sells the rights to all seven cows back to your listed company. The annual report says the company owns eight cows, with an option on one more. - No Balance Sheet provided with the release.
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Q: Due to the President's Day Holiday on next Monday, February 18, Steve will hold his staff meeting on Tuesday, February 19, same time, same location. As a courtesy to all attendees, Steve is asking, once again, that all participants arrive by 2:30 pm allowing for a prompt start time and for discussions to flow in an effective manner. Your contributions to the discussions are crucial and deserve to be heard by all concerned. Achieving this objective is why we ask your cooperation. Because our attendee list has grown significantly in the past few months, arrangements have been made with facilities to have a standing order of chairs available for your convenience. Please call if you have any concerns or questions. adr
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IN: Hi Mark, I know we spoke about some of these things yesterday, but I thought I'd give you some specifics of the things we would look. Many of these topics may be tied into the "Accounting, Administration" portion of the Word document you sent out. Finance - Loan documents* related to the debt financing of the project (especially any covenants or provisions in regard to the transferability of the debt under new ownership) *If the debt is not specifically tied to this project, then it would be valuable to know what percentage of corporate debt they have allocated to the project. - Book Value of the Assets - CapEx budget going forward (I saw that you already mentioned the need for historical CapEx numbers.) - Depreciation Schedule of Assets These are the issues that would be most important to us given all the other subjects that you have already address in your list. Thanks,

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Laurie, Thanks for your call. Attached is a redline version incorporating ENA and Cabot's revisions. Please give me a call after you have had a chance to review same. Regards,

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QUESTION: I'm looking at last night's New Deal report. I see deal 425325 with a loss of $236,000, but I don't see deal 425332 with a big positive number anywhere. Any ideas?
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IN: Further to our conversation please find attached the curves on the JM Huber transaction that we have agreed to work off of. The 30,000/day of capacity will sit on the books until next week but the deal with HUBER is effectively completed. In the event that this deal does not close, then the West desk will resume with the same MTM risks that you presently have. Any curve shift positive from now until the transaction is actually unwound will be credited back to the orig desk and any negative curve shift from here on in will be credited to the trading desk... plus ENA Orig and trading will work on a sharing calculation payable for any future deals. In addition to the transportation income being generated, additional orig will be generated by entering into wellhead and market based transactions with the desks. I believe that all of the risks and discussions associated with the structures have been well communicated with each book ( by Mark Whitt ) and we will be meeting with each of you early next week to get the structures and booking set up properly. I trust that this note covers the general areas related to this deal and I am very pleased with the high level of cooperation shown by everyone.. Pls review file and if there are any questions give me a call. BT

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JM Huber Transaction- Confidential