Problem: Write a positive (OPTIONS:
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A: Ok, I like a lot of different types of pizza, so to say this is my favorite pizza in the world is hard to do. I have had a million pizza's in Italy, Chicago, New York, all the best pizza places. This is my favorite pizza. And my favorite restaurant. DO NOT GO HERE ON A FIRST DATE. You have to love the one you're with. Because you have to be patient. You can't get out of it. You will spend 2 and a half to 5 hours with them. The first time I went, I was not aware of the state of wait. So I drank at the amazingly cute bar next door. And drank. And drank. Drunk me shoved pizza topped with pistachios down my throat. Drunk me ranted and raved about how amazing the pizza was, but drunk me doubted my alcohol induced review. So I went back, socialized more, didn't chug my wine, and enjoyed my company. The pizza was even better. The crust will satisfy any "type" of pizza lover. It is hard to explain the consistency, but I am sure it has something to do with the really neat wood burning, brick made fire going in the corner. Some people want fast food, they don't like long lines, they think the wait is ridiculous. So here are our options. 1. They go to reservations only. All of a sudden, normal people like us don't even get to ever try this place. 2. They make a chain. Quality goes down cause the man himself ain't makin' the pies. 3. They build a new restaurant. BOOM. Ambiance gone, atmosphere screwed, screaming kids everywhere cause the wait is short enough to tote the young ones with... Boo. Deal with it, enjoy it, because there is no where else in town you will be able to tell people that you waited for a table for 5 hours and IT WAS WORTH IT!
Q: negative

A: The staff here is very helpful, but not knowledgeable. They are eager to direct you to a product that you already have in mind, but they don't know much about the products they sell. I asked someone what dog food companies used human grade ingredients and the gal told me that she didn't think any of their dog food was meant to be eaten by humans. ?????? I asked her if she sold a particular brand of glucosamine product and she took me to that aisle and told me if it's not here then they don't sell it. A customer who overheard our conversation directed me to Pet Planet across the street next to Valle Luna. The woman there knew a ton about the products they sold. It would be helpful for the staff to know their products, not just ring up a sale.
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer: Do not sign a contract with this company. Their business practices are unethical. If you are unable to keep up your monthly usage of massage time, and wish to stop your membership, they will keep all the money for the massages you have not used. (See another reviewer here). If you wish to give any of your accrued time to another member, they will charge you for the privilege. At least some of the therapists are good, but the company is corrupt.
Input: OPTIONS:
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Generate a positive review for a place
Output: Decided to give them another try. Food was tasty as always. This time, the service was much improved. =) On this trip, the manager did come by and check on us. I did want to add that I was in contact with the district manager after our last visit with horrible service. He thanked me for the feedback, and said he would send us out a discount. To date, no discount received.
input: Write a negative yelp review (OPTIONS:
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output: Service is okay but the food is by far below-average. the chicken thigh is smaller than an actual chicken size thigh. Unless el polo loco have started using free range chicken. This isn't the first time I can here. Almost every el polo loco I've been too have reduced their chicken sizes from the actual sizes! I wish there's a law out there that also watches out for these things. I'm sure there is, I just don't know if they're out there, if they are then they really aren't doing their rounds! It is the same as stealing a penny here and there in broad day light! The only el polo loco that impressed me is the one in Carson, California. Maybe I'll come back to El polo loco one day once their chicken is back to the size that I'm actually paying for! 2 pieces of chicken thigh for $3.00!?? I could get more at Von's or albertson a better deal!!!
input: Write a negative yelp review (OPTIONS:
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We went here for lunch the other day. It was busy, and seemed like a lot of business people came here for lunch. I took that as a good sign, since they chose to come to Portofino's over several good options pretty close by. Unfortunately, I don't agree with their choice. Our waiter was friendly enough, kind of a low talker, but otherwise the service was fine. We had the buffalo mozzarella and tomatoes for an appetizer. It was good, though I would have real issues with a restaurant that could mess THAT up. For lunch, I ordered the Ravioli special, my husband had a chicken parmesan sub and my mom-in-law had a salad with salmon and their house dressing. My meal bordered on gross. It looked like they had taken all of the different ravioli left over from dinner the night before, put them on a plate, then smothered them in a creamy basil sauce with way too many olives and roasted red peppers, so that they were unrecognizable. There was way too much going on on that plate. I like all of the things separately, but together, none of the flavors were distinguishable when it was all together. There were heart-shaped mushroom ravioli, huge round meat-pie ravioli, smaller round cheese ravioli, and square sausage ravioli. Doesn't that sound like whatever they had left over was what went on the plate? The sauce was really gross looking: vomit-like in color and texture. The salad looked fresh, and got reviews of "good." Jim's sandwich was good as well, though he said he would get something else next time. The table next to us ordered pizza, which looked good. I'll probably try that if we go back. The other thing about Portofino's that I didn't like, was the noise level. Normally in a restaurant, even a busy one, I can concentrate on our conversation and not hear others (unless I was trying :) ). But this was a very loud lunchtime service, so I wouldn't recommend going there for a business meeting that you would like to pay attention to, or an intimate lunchtime date.