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An example of an positive review: Went for Restaurant Week. Big crowd. Overall? quite good. Sardine is loud. Like...really loud. It didn't help that our waitress was barely audible. We could hardly hear any of what she was saying. Regardless, we looked over our menus and ordered pretty quickly. Service? Very good. Few interruptions or annoying bothers. Water bottles (glass pouring bottles) always full. These are things I notice. Oh, right. The food! For the first course I got the endive and apple salad with black current vinaigrette. Wonderful flavor combination, crispy squash was excellent, and walnuts are always welcome! No offering of black pepper? I had to ask. No worries, it was delicious. Dinner: Cassoulet--duck confit, braised lamb, sausage, over white beans. Duck was bland, which is a shame because it's what I was looking forward to most. Lamb was very good, well-seasoned and cooked perfectly. Sausage was un-fucking-believable. probably the best sausage I've had in my life and cooked perfectly. Dessert: Chocolate hazelnut deliciousness. Great crunch at the bottom. Almond wafer was superb. Sardine was solid as usual. I've come to expect this--consistent, consistent quality. I'd go back (and have gone back many times). Of note: bar menu is absolutely awesome. Burgers are excellent. Win!

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An example of an positive review: Places like this are why I love yelp. With less than an hour for lunch while visiting from out of town, my wife and I were delighted to find this place. We shared a delicious lamb kabob - perfectly marinated and tender, with a simple rice pilaf and pita on the side. Super friendly owners, who answered all of our questions with grace and humor. Nice to know the lamb is halal.

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An example of an positive review: Egg works does a great breakfast. The service is efficient and I have found it to be consistent at their other locations as well. I only give out 5 stars to places that really go above and behind and are a bit more creative. So 4 stars to them is not a slap. Their food is tasty and I probably eat there for breakfast once a month. Their prices are reasonable too, especially for people that need a little hair of the dog. The last time we visited I notice that they also have some Hawaiian specialties; I have to say that I really liked the Loco Moco! I can't wait to try the new location! Keep up the great grub!

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An example of an negative review: I wasn't overly excited about visiting this place simply because they are pretty common where I am from. My boyfriend had never been so it was a great experience for him. The food was good. A bit overpriced for what it is, but I guess that's where they need to be if they are in Southside? I don't remember it being quite as expensive back home. Problem with this place? The music was so loud, that our server had to yell to talk to us. My boyfriend even noticed it. "Is she yelling?!?" She was so loud that when she would talk over the music to the table next to us, I would get annoyed. The staff was friendly and even found themselves singing along to the music as they cleaned. Which I was happy to see everyone in a good mood. But why were there so many!? They had their own show choir going on here on a Tuesday night. There were literally more people working than there were eating (I counted haha). And that's even including the 3 employees who I watched eating in the kitchen. I was just too overwhelmed with people working to feel comfortable. They were everywhere! Maybe it was to ensure the restaurant does well since it's new? Maybe the manager doesn't know how to cut workers after a certain point? Maybe I was an extra eating in the background for an episode of Glee?