Problem: Write a positive (OPTIONS:
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A: An older Italian man who absolutely knows his shit in the kitchen. That's Tony, owner of Amore. And if there's one thing Tony knows, it's how to make Italian sausage and homemade meatballs. You've got to trust me on this. I was raised by four hairy upper-lipped Italian women whose job it was to make sure I was a better cook than shortstop. I spent weekends, summers, and all idle time in between playing sous chef to my mom and aunts. This makes me uniquely qualified to know a few things Italian, such as: * How Italian women don't believe in feminine hygiene products. (or razors) * Sinatra and Dean Martin are really saints, not singers. My mom still makes a sign of the cross if you mention Sinatra. * How hand grinding 120 pounds of pork shoulder every few months making homemade sausage will most likely account for why your right shoulder now 'goes out', practically on command. And after making all that sausage (and meatballs) for family events, I know a thing or two about good sausage. Tony, hands down, makes the best Italian sausage in this city and every restauranteur knows it, having supplied their sausage at one time. Eating it last night brought back a flood of memories. Not good ones either. I don't know what it was with Italian women beating us kids with wooden spoons, but suffice it to say, it fucked me up proper! Try this. Call Tony. Tell him you're having a party and you want his meatballs and sausage as appetizers. As for all the other menu items...his sandwiches are better than Subway (next door), his pizza, mediocre. Not the best and certainly not the worst as some reviewers here would have you believe. Focus on his meatballs and sausage and you won't be sorry. He makes a decent 'gravy' too.
Q: negative

A: I had been a customer at this store for a few months and was pleased with them until recently. I had called and put a rocker and ottoman on hold on a Friday afternoon letting the person I spoke to knwo that I would be in to get it on Saturday. I even asked if I needed to provide my credit card information and was told "no, I will put it down under your name and we will see you tomorrow to get it." When I arrived to pick it up on Saturday it was being loaded into the back of another customer's truck. I approached the woman behind the counter and told her I had called to put it on hold the day before - she stared at me like a deer in headlights and said "I am so sorry, we actually sold it earlier this morning." The chair clearly had just been sold minutes before I arrived as it was still in the parking lot. The thing that upset me most was that the cashier simply stood there and said sorry - she did not offer a solution, she did not say anything else, she just stood there. Needless to say I will not be shopping at the store any longer - it saddens me that the customer service could be so poor and that the store does not keep their word to their customers.
Problem: What would be an example of an positive (OPTIONS:
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Answer: Good service and products here. I like coming here because the cashiers are always friendly and they seem to take good care of the store. I will be back.
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Output: Its not the best, but it's the closest. Two things that are consistent are the bbq skewers and crispy pata. Everything is either oily, too salty or rice is soggy.
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output: FAIL, due to the manager trying to post a review on here, at least he was blatant about it. Also now that tanning beds have been officially classified as carcinogenic this place is totally a cancer peddler.
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My husband and I had a bad experience renting a car in La Vegas. They tried to charge us for gas even though we filled up before we returned the car. We had a receipt so we were able to get it removed. Why should we have to go through the hassle.