Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer: This place is really great. Authentic Italian food at its finest. The bread here is simply to die for. The pasta is good but anything that's baked in their wood fire oven (including pizza) is fantastic. Be sure to grab a loaf of bread to go as well!

Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer: Far and away the best dive bar I've been to. Nate is light years beyond any other person working any type of customer service, safe to say the best bartender you'll ever have. Great environment, the food is bar food but still tasty(Cali burger and cheese curds ftw). The wait staff, especially Alex, are awesome and friendly. All in all it's an amazing place that you'll always enjoy.

Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer:
YUCK! Why does everyone rave about this place? The pizza crust is TOO thin - it was SOGGY! And they cut a ROUND pizza in SQUARES!!! WTF??? So I wound up with little weird-shaped outer pieces, and two large SQUARE center slices that were SO soggy that they just hung down when I tried to pick them up. Soggy and greasy. The cheese and mushrooms were good, but the sauce was indeed WAY too sweet as others have noted, and the so-called 'crust' was nasty and mushy. This is NOT Chicago pizza! I've had pizza in Chicago, deep dish AND regular, and this was NOT like any of it.