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Output: Went here for a spa pedicure. She was about 10 min late, and I had to call her to see if someone was showing up. Once she got there, she asked which service I was having, and assumed I was there for a wax. We're at red flag #2, in case you are counting. She got ready and I was placed into a facial table, Yes folks, a table where I was laying down, face up. She brought out the cheapy target plastic foot soaker and I was in the weirdest and most awkward position with my knees high in the air, heels close to my butt, soaking in this plastic tub while lying on this table. Almost like a pap smear. It took 1hr 40 mins; she serviced about 2-3 clients at the end of the pedicure as well as she was the only one there. Almost 2 hours?! She put 1 mask on my feet and had a nice but short foot/calf massage with lotion...nothing else. She spent 90% of the time filing my feet, and hey I needed that, but jesus I hope I can walk tomorrow. She is EXTREMELY nice and was chatty but not too chatty. Looks like she's a great waxer based on other reviews but STAY FAR AWAY for a pedicure. I love supporting women-owned and run businesses but I will not be returning for any nail services there. I have yet to find a good spa pedicure in Charlotte that is less than $50. PS it's very hard to find, in a small building between Thai Taste and Ryan's Salon. It's also upstairs, so make sure you go through the front door and go up the stairs.

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Output: No thank you! This was a disappointing experience. If it wasn't terrible service place potential because the food was decent. Unfortunately we had to ask for water four times... and My husband never got any. We stopped in for happy hour on Saturday, because of the sign on the street advertising it. We waited forever to be greeted at the table and then we're never actually assigned a server. So not only did we receive terrible service , the bill came and no happy hour pricing... When we asked about it, they said it was just Mon-Fri ... Then we let them know that the sign didn't say that, so they did look at the sign and honor it. We might give them another shot if they are still around in a couple months.

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Output: Aside from Bubble Island, the U Square Food Court is underwhelming at best. You have a choice of Quizno's Subs, Stir Fry '88, Nori Japan, and Sbarro's for food entrees. It's kind of like they took the very worst of a typical mall food court and condensed it. Quizno's is the only restaurant here that I ever consider eating at; Nori Japan offers teriyaki chicken made-to-order (it's alright), but it's neighbor, Stir Fry '88, only has stomachache-inducing American Chinese food that's guaranteed to have been sitting under a hot lamp since 11 am that morning. Speaking of hot lamps, Sbarro's is another place here that offers what appears to be day-old food, roasting under a light bulb. To their credit, the decor is nice and upscale. It is also kept spotless by the janitorial staff, a welcome change from the typical food court experience most people are probably used to. Since I work across the street, my coworkers and I often end up eating here during our lunch break. If I had the choice, however, I would only come here to get bubble tea at Bubble Island. Everything else is fairly subpar, and there are better places to eat in Madison. It still beats grabbing a $5 sandwich at Memorial Union, though.

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I'm normally a Sur la Table guy when it comes to fancy cooking stores. I've been into Williams-Sonoma once or twice before, but I never think to go in on a regular basis. However, when I recently needed some kitchen twine (which is surprisingly hard to track down), I decided to pop into Williams-Sonoma on my way home so that I wouldn't have to enter the mall proper. I ended up regretting my decision. I found the twine--for $8. Ok, I said, that's expensive for string, but I'm tired of running around, and it comes in a dispenser with a cutter that I can reuse. So yes, I said, I'm going to buy the damn string. I take my purchase up to the register and greet the cashier. in return I get "Is that really all you're buying?" I was shocked. This wasn't being-a-good-cashier-and-offering-help. This was why-are-you-wasting-my-time-you-moron. I'm sure you can imagine my shock when she repeated this demand once more before reluctantly checking me out. And even further shock when she snapped at me because I didn't want to give them my email address for an $8 purchase. I won't be back to this store in particular, and perhaps Williams-Sonoma in general. What the hell?