input: Write a negative yelp review (OPTIONS:
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output: rude incompetence bouncers for sure. or just that one jackass bounce who acted TOO GOOD to answer our simple questions. -__- we waited in line for a good hour or so. thats fine, but we began to wonder how much longer? so I call over one of the bouncers, making EYE CONTACT, SPEAKING IN HIS DIRECTION, BEING EXTREMELY POLITE, LOOKING DIRECTLY AT HIM. he glances at me, looks to his left, then to his right.. and stays in that position, then asks, "What?" WTF??? am i that fugly, that you can't even look at me? srsly?? do i have a booger flaring out of my nose that you can't stand to stomach my face? this stupid bouncer already shot some bad vibes to me since he came off as a cocky asshole, who apparently doesn't deal with little asian girls. so i ask my question, and he gives me a smartass remark that makes me stop in my tracks. so i just shrug it off and think "fuck it.. this is stupid" later, 3 guys try to worm their way thru our group to the front since we're at the break of entrance. what do the bouncers do? NOTHING. of course we fuss and confront the cutters, but they started letting us in the club. after they cut off the line again, the bouncers kept back 4 of our guys in the line. of course we're not gonna party without them, so i tried to reason with the same jackass bouncer to let them in, and he tells me " STOP ASKING ME QUESTIONS, I HAVE MORE IMPORTANT THINGS TO DO" ... wow... what crawled up your ass and died? i guess standing around and staring at slutty girls with big tits and ass is "important" these days. at least, i encountered one nice bouncer... who wanted my money. but that's okay because he was more helpful than the other guy. he saw me waiting for my friends and asked how many. then he told me for a fee, he could get them in asap. and the fee was $40. after comtemplating and getting all antsy, i decided to cough up the $40 and get my friends. thats the end for the bouncer story. now in the club.. its a nice place with a a waterfall at the front, but the crowd, total creepers. i had my share of creepy guys, but they would know when to back off. but this place was crawling with persistent creepers looking for victims. apparently, they do it like we're in the wild. the predator lock eyes with the victim, he consistently eye rapes the prey until she knows he's interest, then he initial contact by physically stepping behind her, and moves in awkward sways. geeze. get a clue when you're not wanted. iuno if i would come back. i had a much better experience at XS, and they had WAYYYYY BETTER music with a better crowd.
input: Write a negative yelp review (OPTIONS:
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output: A handful of us stopped in to get a few bites off the Milos Meze sampling menu. I was incredibly unimpressed by the food overall, and most likely won't bother coming back. I understand the concept of a tasting menu, but the portions for the price on this particular menu were a little absurd. Typically, I'd expect at least 2 decent sized bites offered but on a few of the items ordered by my companions, it seemed like there was barely a full bite on their plates. I tried 3 items before we decided to head over to Secret Pizza. Calamari: the best thing I had here, but still by far not the best calamari I've ever had, which is what I expected it to be at around $9 for a handful of pieces. Fried Cheese: forgive me, as I don't remember the menu item name. 3 very small pieces of cheese. It was okay to me, but seemed to be a huge hit with the rest of my party. Mini Gyro. seriously mini. take your 2 thumbs and stack it on top of each other. Very little meat served on this dish. The cucumber salad served with it was better than the gyro itself. I felt like the food was just okay but for the price was a bit absurd. For the sake of their guests, I hope their main courses offer more flavor than the tasting menu did.
input: Write a positive yelp review (OPTIONS:
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output:
We bypass Nakama to come here. Great food, always an available seat without wait, great sushi platters. You can actually order sushi to go from here whereas you can't at Nakama's past a certain early hour. Plus free parking!!!!