Problem: Write a positive (OPTIONS:
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A: I love a good Saturday or Sunday brunch so I was excited to check this spot out when Jenny L. organised a Yelp brunch event. I checked out the menu online and it looked pretty good. I was starving by the time I met everyone and quickly enjoy my americano. I like how they put cucumbers in the water opposed to lemons or limes. I think it's much more refreshing this way. We were a pretty big group -12 or 13 people so I knew our order was going to take a while. I opted for the 'Hemma Brunch' and added smoked trout. As everyone received their meals I sat anxiously waiting. In my mind I kept hoping that they didn't forget my order but unfortunately they did! However, it was not the end of the world. The server said it would be a few more minutes and said he would take my meal off the bill. It was a sunny day and I was with great company so there could have been worse things! The server was correct, a few minutes later I was chowing down on my meal like everyone else. My brunch consisted of a huge (half the size of a plate) slice of olive bread with creamy + buttery scrambled eggs, smoked trout, button mushrooms and cherry tomatoes. It was really big. I had doubts that I wouldn't be able to finish it but I persevered. (Note: When I doubt that I am going to finish something it must be huge - I can eat a lot!) It was great. I'm also not a huge tomato fan but I can say they were very sweet. The salads that various other people ordered at the table were ginormous and looked really healthy. I'd definitely want to try them out next time. I think the location is great for a late lunch after climbing Arthur's Seat or I'd recommend this play to tourists after checking out Parliament or Holyrood Palace. I'll be back to try other things on the menu (the ribs!!!)
Q: positive

A: My Vegas trip was last week and I had every intention of writing a Yelp review. And seeing these bad reviews especially, have reaally made me wanna put my two cents in! Wow, I'm shocked at the bad reviews but hey: me and my girl had a GREAT TIME! We bypassed the line because we were part of the Night Train tour group. And as we got there my friend and I shared the $100 chair. The price of the chair or daybed or cabana is NOT covered by Night Train. You're on your own for that. But yea it was awesome. My girl and i were treated like royalty! The girls were SUPER attentive and genuinely nice. Even our sandals received rock star treatment. A pool worker immaculately folded a towel and delicately placed our sandals on top. LOL We were so shocked-never experienced anything like that before! The pool was the perfect temperature, the music was banging and the crowd was great. WE'RE DEFINITELY GOING BACK!!!
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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- positive) review?

Answer: If I could give -5 stars I would. This is the worst, least customer service oriented corporation I have ever worked with in my life. E-V-E-R!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! A rundown: Started an account and wanted a higher interest rate so I chose a Market rate SAVINGS account. The bank manager set me up with over-draft protection and I went home happy. Got an over-draft fee. WTF. Called the customer service number. Was told that my bank account was not eligible for over-draft protection because it was actually a checking account called a Market Rate SAVINGS account. The fees stood. WTF. Received a notice in the mail (from BOA I thought) saying that there had been a lawsuit for over-draft fees. Called the customer service number again. Spoke with an agent who cheerfully remarked "oh, that's silly that your account isn't set up for over-draft protection. Let me take care of that" and refunded me the fees. Got an over-draft charge. WTF. Called and explained that I had been told by a rep that my account was eligible for over-draft protection. Was accused of lying because the system said that the fees had been refunded based on a "courtesy" as opposed to a "bank error", talked through the most laughable investigative process and told that the fees stood - there was nothing I could do to change it. WTF. About 5 WTFs and several hours on the phone in, I realize that every transaction that is not a WTF transaction has been an error. I now see that Bank of America is the kind of financial institution that will find any manner of unethical ways to profit from the little folks so they can bask in their spoils from the sweeping veranda of their Italianate mansion in Saint Tropez, cognac in hand...or at least fund the exploitation of 3rd world countries the world over. Despicable.
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Generate a positive review for a place
Output: Room was gorgeous and we got a really great deal :) One of my favorite places to stay at in Vegas. Staff is super friendly and courteous.
input: Write a negative yelp review (OPTIONS:
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output: Asked what the coconut smoothie was. Was told it was coconut and yogurt. Asked what kind of coconut. Coconut milk. Ummm okay what's the pineapple smoothie? Pineapple and coconut and apple and banana. Okay well is that apple juice and fresh pineapple? It's fruit and juice. Ummmmmm okay I'll have that. Can you add protein? Yes. Okay. 15 minutes later I got a cup of blended ice with a slight SLIGHT hint of a taste of pineapple. NO thanks! What a waste of five dollars. I drank a few sips and the rest of the half of the cup was filled with tasteless blended ice. Please be more transparent about your ingredients and please make better smoothies.
Problem: What would be an example of an positive (OPTIONS:
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- positive) review?

Answer:
My absolutely FAVORITE place to go out on the strip - and I'm a local. This place has fantastic hookah, great service, good drinks and a fantastic DJ. It is much more relaxed than a club but is GREAT for dancing. The DJ plays hip hop usually instead of House music (not sure how people dance to that) and the manager and bouncer always make you feel welcomed. We usually get the unlimited hookah. My favorite flavor is the melon - it is delicious and I don't even smoke hookah except on a rare occasion. The drinks are pricey but it is completely worth it. You can also see the mirage volcano go off and they have heat lamps so ladies you won't be freezing all night either. No cover, and a great night EVERY TIME. CHECK OUT RHUMBAR YOU WONT BE DISAPPOINTED! :)