Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer: Wow! Where do I begin? I would have done this the night I walked out (Monday 12/17) but I had too much to say to type on my iPhone! My wife and I walked in @ 6:30 and were greeted / seated immediately by the manager. The place was VERY QUIET. There were 4 other tables...2 had paid their checks already. The other 2 tables were being taken care of by a waiter and a waitress. They walked by our table numerous times where I attempted to look them in the eye and smile....no greeting...no acknowledgement...not a "We'll be with you in a minute"...nothing. We read the menus....top to bottom....still nobody asked if we wanted a cocktail or said hello. The waiter was hanging at the bar with the manager that sat us @ 10 ' away. We put our menus down and waited another 5 minutes ....it had been about 12 - 15 minutes already....when my wife asked me if I wanted to leave....I said sure. I got up slowly...put my coat on....walked towards the door....the waitress gave me a pleasant "Good Night & Thank You". The manager even said Thank You as we walked to the door....the man that had seated me 15 minutes prior..lol lol. I asked him who was supposed to be waiting on us....blank look.....the waiter that was hanging out with him said he thought the waitress had taken care of us. It was actually comical. I doubt the owners read these reviews but then they wonder why they could have failed in such a premium location! By the way, we drove directly to the Thai House by Studio Movie Grill and had the usual excellent food & service!

Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer: Their tacos and tortas are exactly what you could eat in Mexico. The staff is very nice and courteous and the place is nice too. I particularly liked the posters explaining the proper taco etiquette. Good place to practice your Spanish too.

Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer:
Does the job, not great, not amazing, not anything really except a room with a bed. You're better off at Stratosphere for the same price.