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Output: Aiello's offers up pizza with a high quality crust and just the right topping/crust balance. I've been quite pleased with both their red and white pies. You can even pick up some dough of your own to bake a similar pie at home. I'm also fairly impressed by the salad. I'm not going to hide the fact that the lettuce component is entirely iceberg, but with plenty of toppings to round out even the most basic salad I certainly can't complain. The lettuce was fresh, the tomatoes were above-average, and a nice dash of pizza seasoning over the top adds a pleasing body to the mix. For all the gory details, I posted a review over on FoodBurgh... http://www.foodburgh.com/2009/09/review-aiellos-pizza/ I highly recommend stopping by to give them a try.

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Output: Cartel's coffee is quickly popping up all over the valley and I love it! The ambiance at this downtown location is somewhat industrial/structural, with lots of concrete surfaces, wood structure and few soft points. The staff is extremely knowledgeable, at times coming off snobbish about their coffee. I love this trait because while I love coffee, I don't know a ton about how it's made or what method of brewing renders the best flavor out of a given bean. And here at Cartel, that's ok! I simply ask, and the staff tells me which method is good for the bean I've chosen, and thus they render a fantastic cup of coffee each and every time. I'm never disappointed in the product at Cartel.

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Output: My husband got my birthday cake from Nona's this year. It was leaning to one side, and the frosting was so nasty tasting, that he scraped it all off and used some that a friend of our's had made when she was visiting! There was no way that is was home-made! The cake was $25 bucks and then they charged him $10 bucks to write Happy birhday on it! We will never be back!

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meh. That's the best way to describe this place. Not the worst food out there but definitely not great. I tried the chicken chimichanga. It was perfectly fried, with the outside nice and crispy. But the chicken inside was so bone dry and tasteless that I could barely eat it. The service was decent. Our waitress was friendly and stopped by often to check on us. But the food was just so blah. This is a totally uninspired review for a totally uninspiring restaurant.