Question:
I took my interview with the other SB 's a couple days ago , and I do n't think that turned out very well . I did n't get the same open persona with the manager like I did with the other , and the questions were short and asked each one in a speedy manner . Nope , nope ... not going to happen . BUT ! I got a call the same morning from Michaels arts & crafts about an open position , so I 'll be interviewed today at 2:30 PM .

Why is the narrator in so many interviews ?
Answer:
They are looking to get a gig .

Question:
At almost any grocery store , I could buy an entire six pack of bottles of Bud Light for seven dollars . But for some reason , standing around drinking at the hot Fair with other scary folk is so worth the price . Or , perhaps I just NEED the beer to be able to hang around the scary folk .

Which of the following is true of the " folk " ?
Answer:
The narrator finds them frightening .

Question:
We just finished celebrating Ian 's birthday . Karl baked a huge mushroom lasagna and made creamed spinach and carrots vichy , plus we had a huge salad . Everyone was stuffed , and then we brought out the gingerbread cake with cream cheese frosting . It was all wonderful .

What may be the reason Karl made the kind of food that he did ?
Answer:
Ian is a vegetarian .

Question:
Add more ingredients if you like . When the dough is just right , pinch off a piece and roll it between your hands until it forms a ball about the size of a jack 's ball . Children might like to invent a gatha for doing this !

What might I do with the dough balls once formed ?
Answer:
I might bake them in the oven .