Problem: My mother vowed several years ago that she would never own another pet . " They just break your heart when they die and I ca n't take it anymore . " I agree with her .

What is the thing that will happen if she owns another pet ?

A: She will love the pet and will worry about it 's well being all the time and worry that it might die .

Problem: Then we made it for the last 30 minutes of a MisShapes party . I saw my friend Dave there and I squealed like a little girl when I attacked him with my hug . We got food afterwards and some dudes next to us gave us their buffalo wings . When we got home that intern and his other friends called Liz for like 20 minutes trying to make us come over at 6 a.m. because they were coked out and of course were still up and bouncing off the walls .

Why did the people who were under the influence of cocaine try to get the speaker to come over at 6 am ?

A: They are feeling excessively social and talkative and they want more people to interact with

Problem: Given that the only recent activity has been from ME , asking a million questions , I ' m not too sure I ' m qualified , but no one else wanted to take over from the previous maintainer so ... okay , I 'll do it . Never been in charge of any LJ comm before - any pointers?I came downstairs at 6:20am , and sat on the sofa with my laptop , doing the usual morning email check . Squeak squeak . Oh , shit .

What may I now be in charge of ?

A:
A LiveJournal community