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Output: I have been here twice. The first time was great. Lane was very nice and gave me a great haircut. The second time I went there I found him very arrogant. The cut was not good at all. He had promised to pick up a product for me and call me when he had it. I called him a week later and got no response. I called again after a few days and Gretchen answered. Lane didn't even bother to come on the phone. He just told Gretchen to tell me he didn't have the product yet. ( I could hear him in the background). The least he could do was talk to me. There are tons of salons in Gilbert - Chandler area. Never going back to this arrogant "stylist" again.

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Output: What an amazing feature in this extremely cold city in the winter. I went to Montreal in February 2007, and while many people said I was crazy, I knew about this underground city while researching my trip. Montreal's underground city is directly underneath this amazing city. It is 19 miles long, and it links many major buildings and shopping options. This underground city is spotless! As a New Yorker, I walked through this tunnel, and was amazed by the cleanliness of the passageways. So many restaurants, stores and other things to do while walking around the city below Montreal. My hotel, the Fairmont Queen Elizabeth had an escalator outside its lobby door that brought you down to the underground city.

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Output: My overall experience here was descent. I'd want to say good but I don't feel that all my issues where addressed in a timely manner. The Staff here can be great and has awesome potential, I believe it can become one of the best hospitals in the Las Vegas Valley. Just like any business there are always those bad seeds though that tend to make us think horrible about a place. In my experience I happened to encounter one of those. My wife begged me to not write such a review and to not look for upper management to rectify the issue, however I believe these issues need to have some light shed on them and need to be addressed because nurses doctors cna's etc.. all have peoples lives in their hands. There not playing with nickels and dimes there playing with our lives my child's life my wife's life this is not Milton Bradley's Operation. This is REAL LIFE!!! The Hospital itself is clean and has some awesome staff, sometimes you do have to stay on top of the staff to see a resolution but you get one!!! Your voice and opinion seems to actually matter and it should be that way this is not a county hospital. I'm not in LA at "killer king". Food: Overall we choose to stay away from the hospital food i did try everything though just to say i did and it was regular hospital food. Rather flavorless and mundane. Out of all 3 campuses its my opinion that De Lima has the hospital food with the most flavor if that is possible. Parking: There is a giant Lot in the front of the hospital, however if you happen to stay overnight the Main Entrance Closes at 9pm and you have to exit and enter through emergency. Now for the person who didn't know this like myself you will find one issue once you exit through emergency YOUR car is on the complete opposite side of where you are so you have 2 options walk all the way around the entire parking lot which takes a good 15 minutes or take a "hidden trail". HAHA HA !! i got you excited hidden trail where is it can i go whats it like is it forestie will i need a poncho YES and NO. ok so if you casually walk over to the garden they have to the right of emergency there is a waterfall where the path ends and this is where it GETS ZELDAISH!! You will need to turn on your batman night vision with out anyone knowing because you must be careful and follow the foot prints up the forestry jungle that resembles a garden of Eden and walla your on the other side!!! you probably still cant see your car but you can see the handicapp parking for the rehabilitation center they have and once you pass that VICTORY IS YOURS!!!!!

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Awesome. The good earth pita was off the chart. Service beyond great. We were nervous at first not knowing the area but it was the best eatery on our road trip.