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Output: Obnoxious, arrogant, crowded. All the attitude of old school NYC clubs with none of the taste or originality. Gauche and shallow.

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Output: Was here for a private party and am very grateful to the hosts for treating us all to the experience. In a luxury mall on the strip. Be sure to window shop on ur way to the restaurant. Amazing service. Excellent wines. A filet cooked to med rare perfection & so generous in its proportions i couldn't believe my eyes. Very interesting architectural statement in the main dining room. And at least two sculpture groupings in the mall worth a look.

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Output: I don't know about you, but I love LVAC including their cheesy radio commercials! This particular location is pretty far from my house. But why do I travel such distances? Thursdays at 5:45 is Alan G's 8 Strikes class. Seriously, this class is legit. I've seen fatties transform into fit and sexy. I just wish my schedule worked out to go to Alan's classes or else I'd be fit and skinny too. But this class is offered at different locations throughout the week at different times as well. If you love cardio kickboxing and loud bumpin' music, I suggest you go! This LVAC is located right off of the 215 on Eastern. In the plaza is a great selection of healthy restaurants (there's even a Yogurtland if you're craving something sweet). Parking can be a little annoying at peak hours. This location is one of the newer LVAC's in the valley so everything is newer. They do a nice job in keeping the gym clean and tidy. Cardio equipment and manly weights are located dowstairs whereas the rest of the weight equipment are located upstairs. The only issue I have with the layout upstairs is that the weights for the back and abs are located really far apart from each other (I like to work those out together). You'll have to walk around the indoor track to get from the back machines to the ab machines. I guess I'll survive - walking is good for my cardiovascular health! The juice bar is yummy. I always get the Going Ape - peanut butter, yogurt, milk, banana and chocolate protein powder (it comes with vanilla normally - I substitute because I think the chocolate tastes better). You can now load your gym card with money and use that. I think they have a special going on where you get an X number of smoothies/credit for however much you load on your card. Definitely the best gym in Vegas. They have everything for everyone!

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I had lunch outdoors at the Delux on Saturday (2/13/10) and ordered the Delux Burger. My burger (medium temperature) was undercooked and since the waiter didn't check to see how everything was tasting in a timely maner I asked for the check when he finally did take time out of his busy day to check on me. I was also pissed because there was a group of 8 people hovering next to me by the railing waiting for a table to open up outside. In short, the ambience does not match the hefty price of the meal.