IN: This is the start of my 3rd week of weekday sobriety . Again , that may not seem like much to others , but after the lifestyle that I ' ve put myself through the last 5 years , it 's something that I ' m proud of . As good as I feel , I have a hard time thinking back to the person that I have let myself become , especially over the last year .
What would the narrator go do on weekends ?

OUT: They 'd go to a 12 step meeting .

IN: 2 . The laptops are crap , and the students mess with them so much that they become ever more crappy . Did I mention that my desktop computer will be replaced by a laptop ? I sincerely hope they give me something halfway decent .
What does the narrator think of the laptops ?

OUT: They get ruined quickly .

IN: I had planned to spend Yule with my mum and family down south , but obviously I ca nt leave him like this when he needs so much looking after and I would just be worried about him , so I ' m in York for mid - winter . I was worried that I would be on my own ( Aaron and Barney will be with Aaron 's mum in Luton , Ellen and Luke will spend Christmas day with Ellen 's family ) with only a crippled cat for company . Luckily there were penguins to the rescue ! Baz and Gemma very nobly agreed to join me in York , and very grateful I am for it .
What holiday is the narrator getting ready for ?

OUT:
They are celebrating XMas .