Death metal blasted from speakers all around while the master of ceremonies directed the action with shakes of a long skull - encrusted juju staff and his assistants rippled their tattoos and looked mean , tore fighters apart when they got entangled in one another 's harness , and pulled them back to the wall between rounds for another head - on collision . Just another night in the desert . Scenes like this are why Burning Man is just so gaw damn fun . The first fight we watched devolved into fisticuffs but there was no blood ( boo ) and no disqualification ( yay ) . I had to give the fat bastard who lost his temper full points for expressing his frustration with appropriate venom rather than getting whiny about it .

A: What would happen if I did not go to Burning Man ?

At 7:55 my first born left the house and walked to the bus stop by herself to begin Middle School . I drove her to her first day of Kindergarten and first grade . I have stood at the bus stop on the first day of school waving to her every year except this one .

A: Why was the parent not at the bus stop ?

So so so so so annoying . I also switched from counting points on Weight Watchers to CORE , and so far I really like it . Like anything else , it still does n't mean I get to eat whatever the hell I want , but it lets you out from under the rigid grip of counting points and it gets rid of alot of bingey foods I ca n't control myself around , like bread and diet ice cream and cool whip .

A: Would I be this happy if I had stayed with Weight Watchers ?

Dessert was a must , even after 1 full size and 4 mini cupcakes that day . I must not have satisfied my chocolate fix yet , because I ordered the chocolate almond midnight . We got it to go and headed back to our hotel room . Most of it was actually eaten the next morning for breakfast !

A:
What type of dessert does the narrator seem to like ?