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Output: Gave this place a shot and wasn't that impressed. First the website for online ordering is very confusing and it ended up not sending the correct order to Jets, which the cashier even admitted is very faulty. She told me next time to call to make sure the order is right. Well, kind of defeats the purpose of online ordering. When we got there the "20 minute" approx time the website gave us wasn't even close. We got there about 40 min later and still waited a solid 15 minutes. I get that they are new, but the website wasn't even close to approximating the time. There was a group of people waiting that obviously ordered online and were waiting around a LONG time. Finally we got the deep dish pizza, and it reminded me a lot of pizza hut, but extremely greasy. I'm not one to complain about the healthiness of pizza, but it left a weird grease film all over my mounth and fingers when I was done. It's not bad pizza, its just not anything I'd go back for considering the price. If this was 5.00 little ceasers then I would expect the greasiness.

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Output: This place is pretty much only good if you're half in the bag and desire greasy food down your gullet. Ive tried several different menu items hoping that the next would be better than the last aaaand I was sadly mistaken. The calzone was giant and greasy, the pizza needed to be dabbed with several napkins, the wings were dry and it was like chewing on rawhide... you cant really win with this place. Furthermore, I'm a night owl that works late hours, so when I want something that isn't a drive-thru burger, I'll call for a pick-up order. The last time I did this (around 1am-ish and the place was packed), I approached the counter to see 4 people standing there... one was on the business phone, the other three were texting. Nobody even looked up to acknowledge me. Not a single one. Really, guys?? Its called customer service. Try it sometime. Yup. I think I'll have to stick with drive-thrus from here on out.

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Output: Once a year or so my kids will finally beg me enough for me to bring them here. I don't enjoy these kind of places at all and the mediocre pizza doesn't help. I like that they have a buffet at lunch time. It makes it easier to please everyone as far as what kind of pizza they want but you have to be quick to get what you want. The kids like it here and I guess that is who its for but if it were up to me I would never come here.

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This is my first review I've ever posted on yelp or anywhere else. After purchasing an express wash and running my car through it there was still bird poop on the window even after the employee wiped over it with the rag. I went back around for a rewash. I spoke with an employee near the vacuums and she said I needed manager approval to run the car through again. The manager finally makes his way over and says nothing can be done because I purchased an express wash. I told him that I'm a repeat customer who has purchased several details and other services over the years and i just wanted the car run through again.None of this seemed to matter to the manager. He told me that the company would not allow him to wash the car again. Honestly the quality of their work has never been good but laziness on my part and the convenience of their location has kept bringing me back. After the poor interaction with there manager I WILL NEVER GO THERE AGAIN! They have lost a long time customer and hopefully this review will steer other potential customers to bring there vehicles somewhere else.