input: Write a positive yelp review.
output: I really loved all the show. He's a pretty good illusionist, also funny and with good positive vibration. I truly recommend for whom want to have some good time. My tip is buy the ticket for the early show on Saturday (4pm), its cheapest one.
input: Write a negative yelp review.
output: Location: Right smack in the middle of downtown. You can access it from McGill or via the Eaton center. This location is very small, and always packed during peak hours. It can be a real pain when you're in a hurry to get somewhere like, you know, work. Service: It's been hit or miss for me. Sometimes you get a friendly smile and sometimes you get Mr. or Ms. Crankypants. The service is slow and it doesn't always look like these guys have an organized system in place to process orders during peak times. Coffee: Personally, I have a mad dislike for their drip coffee. It's just gross. That said, their specialty coffees are nice - I like their Mocha and their Chai tea latte, and in comparison to Second Cup, they do make a great (regular) latte. If you're lactose-free, you can ask for soy, though there is a charge. Funny, since soy is usually cheaper than regular milk. Other stuff: I don't know who makes their brownies but they are damn good. Damn good I tell you! I do sometimes take a detour just to get one. As far as their other 'goodies' go, not so much of a fan. Also, they have coconut water and that makes me happy. I also love their Tazo Giant Peach and Green Tea bevvies. You can find those bottled up in the refrigerated section. I had to double-check this because previously, only Bell subscribers seemed to be able to access their wifi network for free, but according to their web site, they now offer free access to anyone and everyone. Definite perk. They finally built a deck (maybe 2 summers ago?) right out on McGill, so you can sit back and enjoy your non-drip specialty coffee on a nice sunny day. Great place to people watch. The music doesn't suck. I rated this a 2 because of the crowds and slow service, and because I won't go out of my way to go to a Starbucks if I have another option.
input: Write a negative yelp review.
output:
I love hole-in-the-wall taco joints ... usually. Not so here. I got the shredded chicken and the carnitas tacos. Soft corn tortillas, of course. No flavor on either - I guess they really rely on their salsa bar. The carnitas bordered on inedible due to the very hard crust on the meat. Might try this again someday just to try to see how it got so many 5-star reviews, but this trip was barely worth 2.