Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Q: Someone stares into someone's eyes, then steps back a few paces. Someone, his nostrils flared,

A: turns to face to the open door.
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Q: Someone scratches his face idly. Someone

A: scrambles to their feet.
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Q: The overhead light turns on, bathing the audience members' faces. The audience

A:
looks up wearily as he stands alone, dressed in suit jacket.
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