Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer: i accidentally bought two groupons--and now i want to sell my other one! if you have had middle eastern food--this place would probably disappoint. i ordered many things (gyro, lamb, groundbeef kabob, hummus, salad, vegetarian quiche)... and the only one that was "ok" was the gyro meat with rice (but really, you can't really mess up gyro meat). the groundbeef kabob, which is an "add on" side order (so they probably make a bunch) tastes rubbery and doesn't really taste or feel like food. hummus was "meh" as well as the pitas they use to serve it with. the salad, i couldn't even finish. it's a shame when places make salads an afterthought--as if it's some cheap filler, when if they really were about food service--they'd see it as an opportunity to make vegetables yummy and appetizing! i actually do like greek salads, but this one was just not worth it. i'm sure they have great desserts--maybe i'll spend my other groupon on ordering those. again, im pretty sure desserts are VERY hard to mess up. the service at this place was also not that great. the teenager-ish girl working the register seemed flustered. after ordering over $20 worth of food--she wanted me to buy more so that the $2 difference i'd have to pay via my debit card would be over their $8 minimum. uhh, yeah... i already ordered over $20--im not going to order more because i obviously already went over $20. in the end, she "let it slide" but still made it feel like she was doing me the favor--wtf? i understand the charges for cards are expensive, but if a customer obviously already paid you via groupon--then don't make it out to be that you're doing me a favor. that should've been addressed when you made the vouchers in the first place! otherwise, my stupid groupon would be useless if i actually had to spend $28 to use a $20 groupon. also, as with many stupid restaurants in phoenix--why do they close at 8pm?! is this a city we live in or not?! if the place was located in sun city, then i'd understand.. but really eating dinner at 8pm is not unreasonable!

Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer: ALWAYS GREAT NY PIZZA! The original Ray's and still the best! Calzones, sicilians, wings, you name it! You'll feel like you just stepped off the number 2 train and landed in NYC.

Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer:
We were looking for some good Filipino food as soon as we arrived! Search google and Cafe De Cebu popped up. We checked yelp to see what they have. Their specialty was ngoyong and lechon belly! if you're from Cebu or had been to Cebu and loved the food! Then you gonna love this place. I wish their rice could have been Puso though. That would have been really nice. Make sure to try their lechon and ngoyong. The STAFF are awesome! You won't be disappointed. I love the bbq chicken skin too.