Problem: Television and is unfortunately not Joel McHale . It really does n't matter who the other guy is , because an E ! Television correspondent will be bad enough for any two ordinary people . And all of this will take place on my birthday this year . So take a hike , mouse .

Why is the narrator no longer happy with the E network ?
OPTIONS:
- None of the above choices .
- Joel Mchale is absent .
- Joel Mchale is getting a new contract with them .
- Joel Mchale is getting a promotion with them .

A: Joel Mchale is absent .

Problem: He was brushing his teeth and went to the toilet , before heading out again , probably into Dougie 's bedroom , where he got rid of most of his clothing and fell on the bed and would doze off immediately . When Dougie walked into his bedroom , with his towel wrapped around his waist , he noticed he was wrong . His boyfriend sat calmly on his bed , the television turned on . He looked up from the television and smiled at the younger boy .

Why was the tv on ?
OPTIONS:
- He wanted to ignore his boyfriend .
- He was distracted from the tv .
- None of the above choices .
- He was bored while waiting for his boyfriend .

A: He was bored while waiting for his boyfriend .

Problem: I called my mother this morning and asked her to take a message for any phone calls that I may that were not work releated . A simple thought came to my mind and its the fact that I will be going into a seculusion yet again .. yet maybe not . I never fully did it without talking to someone and that person has always been around . I suppose that person will be around yet again .. or at leat a designated " driver " type deal .

Why would the narrator be choosing to go into seclusion ?
OPTIONS:
- The narrator may be experiencing a bout of happiness .
- The narrator may be experiencing a joyful period .
- None of the above choices .
- The narrator may be experiencing a spell of good luck .

A:
None of the above choices .