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An example of an positive review: It's a little shameful that I still haven't been to this Edinburgh club on a night out, but I finally made it there to see a comedy show. The most bizarre show I have ever seen, but this review is about Cab Vol (as it's popularly known) so I'll stick to that. It's extremely central, being just a few minutes walk from the Royal Mile. I was surprised by the sheer size of the place; normally this may create an almost impersonal atmosphere, but Cab Vol is quite cosy and cave like, spread across two levels and wonderfully lacking in day light of any kind. As I said, I haven't been when the whole place is vibrating with music, and packed with people, so I've got more Cab Vol experiencing to do! However, it's worth heading there on a Tuesday night, when entry is free and music is dubstep, house, and techno. It's definitely going to be the first night I head there anyway.

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An example of an negative review: It only gets 2 stars bc the beer is very good. Other than that, everything else completely sucks!!! Service is slow.... We started off with the ice cold "fresh" pretzels..yuck..my husband got the fish and chips. The fish was very watery( as if it was frozen fish). I got the prime rib dip... Bland as can be! The au jus was basically brown water... And I paid a $1 up charge for onions rings... I got 4 of them... Rip off! The prices are wayyy too high for the crap food you receive! Beware people!

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An example of an negative review: Average bar. Food not so good. A lot of regulars has potential. Maybe management needs an overhaul. Lol. Would possibly return only for the lack of decent places in the area.

Input: OPTIONS:
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An example of an negative review: Food was good (2 fish of the day - Salmon and an Angus burger). Cocktails didn't meet our expectations (Ballerina, Martini and bubbly). Very nice decor even though the clients weren't all "fitting". The service WAS BAD. Barely checked on us. Had to ask and ask for water and bread (server even commented how we drink a lot of water and then, how we eat lots of bread, well sorry we're Europeans). We asked for a wine recommendation - didn't know the card at all and was enable to recommend a white to go with the salmon, disappointing... Kind of lost, it was Evelyne. Fair prices but giving the service (only reason), I am not sure we'll be back.