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An example of an positive review: I walked into this great barbershop yesterday that was recommended to me by some coworkers. It's a great little spot with two chairs and a unique environment. They just opened up a little over a month ago so it's not done, but it has a lot of promise. Erick cut my hair and he did a masterful job. Pretty sure I've never seen anyone more focused on a haircut before, which is very appreciated. Being my first time in, he wanted to know quite a bit about what I usually do with my hair and was genuinely interested in making sure I would leave looking how I wanted. Couldn't be happier with the service I got and the price was spot on. I'll definitely be back and am looking forward to letting Erick give me one of his award winning shaves.

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An example of an negative review: The food was fine, but my problem was with the service. Our waiter was hard to catch, and I ended up having to get help from the sommelier twice because he was the only one who checked on us. The sauce that came with my steak had cilantro in it, which I dislike. I asked if they could make it without the cilantro, and the waiter was pretty rude and told me that they don't make the sauce fresh, so they can't make it without any ingredients. I would think an expensive restaurant like this would make their sauces fresh and would accommodate patrons. I agree with everyone else-- the music was too loud. I couldn't carry on a conversation with my guests at all. If you're looking for a good steakhouse, try the one at Circus Circus. If you want to spend a bunch of money on a mediocre dinner so you can brag to your friends, try Jean-Georges.

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An example of an negative review: So disappointed in my latest visit to Kazimierz. I have been here before for live jazz and really enjoyed it. I liked the flights and the food. However, we went here Sunday and I was sorely disappointed. Firstly, we picked it because a local website said they do Flamenco music on Sundays. I should have checked the website of Kazimierz itself since there was no flamenco music. That part is not their fault. What is their fault is that the band they did have was, frankly, below average. A guy on drums, a guy on guitar sort of muttering very quietly into a mic for a few minutes between sitting with his buddies drinking for about fifteen minutes. Not worth a $5 cover, folks. Get some real talent in here, please or don't charge me the cover to watch the "band" drink and goof off with their friends at the table next to me. Secondly, we walk in and the place is totally done up in Christmas decorations. It just really cheapened the whole place and I don't remember this place being so kitsch. I felt sort of gross and like I was in a bad sitcom. My first visit here was sort of that magical experience of finding somewhere unique with a great atmosphere of elegance, chic but relaxed at the same time. Now, seriously, I wanted to laugh out loud when I walked in the door. Thirdly, service was awful. Slow, snobby and inattentive. I don't recall that from my past visits. Our waitress was seriously abysmal and more than once I was tempted to flag down someone else since she was just so cold, unhelpful and unfriendly. Do you want me to order more so I can give you a bigger tip or don't you? Fourthly, we really wanted to have some cheese with our wine so we asked for a food menu and were told, oh, yeah, we closed the kitchen early tonight. Just as an FYI, the bouncer taking my cover charge should have said something, or your website should have said something, or the server should have said something when she first graced us with her presence. We were there at 9, not that late, seriously. I have checked their website and there was nothing about them closing early, a little miffed about that. So, overall, pretty disappointing and I have to say while it's dressed up like someone's trailer park, I don't think I'll come back to spend a lot of money on some average local band someone knows and bad service even if the wine is good. The one thing I liked was the Tour de France flights they had offered since it is that time of year. I'm still giving it 2 stars because I have had a good time here in the past.

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An example of an negative review: I win! I've seen way more elaborate mini-golf parks, this had no flash nor flare. Employees are nice, but for vegas this complex could use more than the overdose of neon lights and glow in the dark one level attractions. Sounds kinda mean but i know its true.