TASK DEFINITION: Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context
PROBLEM: This video shows Colin Minor's hammer throw in the junior olympics. He

SOLUTION: pop up javelin over the healthy field.

PROBLEM: Someone is overweight and finds it hard to keep up. Soaked to the skin, they

SOLUTION: struggle through the sight of someone.

PROBLEM: The barista is making latte and cappuccino. A lady customer

SOLUTION:
stands on a coaster.