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Output: Horrible service I do not recommend. Only get one star because they force you to give them one

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Output: LAX is one of my favorite industry night joints in the entire Las Vegas. It's packed wall-to-wall with a pretty good ratio of girls to guys and a good vibe. (industry night is Wednesday, BTW) However, if you don't get a VIP table in there, It can become very frustrating; Dance floor packed, bouncers a little unfriendly. I would say VIP: 4.5 out of 5 stars Regular: 3.5 out of 5 stars Pros: -Drinks reasonable for an "on the strip" club -Good ratio of girls to guys (usually 3girls - 2 guys i would say) -Locals get in free if you dont want VIP -Seems that the club goers are there for a good time and dont stay in a little clique Cons: -Small, packed dance floor -Layout of the place is pretty weak -If you are just a "regular person", could be a long line wait

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Output: Think of the absolute worst diner food that you've ever eaten and multiply that horrific eating experience twenty times. Think of the most sleek, expensive, well designed restaurant you've seen and multiply that by three times. Add the two. And there you have my experience at Cafe Vettro. Land of the french onion soup that our waiter had to reheat twice and it still wasn't anywhere near hot. It still remained the most salty broth I've ever tasted and get this, the cheese was literally a slice of gruyere that was unmelted and floating atop the soup. And the mac n cheese was some type of watery, shit created concoction with absolutely no flavor. So in that sense, I suppose it's wrong to call the mac n cheese shit. Shit has more flavor.

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I expected more because of the way people amp this place up but the dogs aren't that good to me. They're ok. Homemade chili cheese dogs taste better. Just my opinion though, you may think otherwise.