Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: Despite the fact that I had about six drinks in me by the time I was coerced into going here, it sucked pretty hard. Do you get the feeling that if someone turned a hose on Vegas girls, they would disintegrate? That, or it'd be hot. Maybe Studio 54 should try it. I had my "I was forced to sit in a port-a-potty and listen to Jack Johnson for a whole hour" expression on my face the entire time we were here. Vegas is scary.
Q: negative

A: Based upon all the positive reviews (OBVIOUSLY RELATIVES!!) my son and I went in here... let me start by this is in a section of town that I would NEVER be caught in... absolutely NOT AFTER DARK!! One of the highest crime areas in Mesa!! After we locked the car, we go into this place and it is a complete and utter RUN DOWN DUMP!! We were the only ones there and this older hispanic man was running around with trays and bags and acting like a lunatic. He NEVER ONCE even acknowledged us. Finally after about 10 minutes I asked him if we could get some service and he RUDELY told me that he had orders of tamale dozens to get out and he didn't HAVE TIME!! WHAT?? You have a restaurant establishment and you don't have time to wait on a customer that has driven to your place to buy your friggin' food?? I guess my look on my face startled him... and then he said if I wanted to wait he would be with me in a bit... then he immediately went into the back room and left us once again! I turned to my son is complete astonishment and I asked him if he wanted to wait and he replied that we had driven all the way over here... that we might as well. So we had a seat and continued to watch this maniac run to the trays and trays of tamales out front and then go in the back... I watched this for another 20 minutes. Then he disappeared for quite a while and by that time we had been there 45 minutes... CAN YOU IMAGINE WAITING 45 MINUTES FOR A FRIGGIN TAMALE?? He never did come back out and so we left TO NEVER COME BACK!! Maybe your tamale's are good but to offer this kind of non-service with a DON'T CARE attitude.... is absolutely reprehensible. YOU SHOULD BE PUT OUT OF BUSINESS!! My first call is to the City of Mesa Health Department!! I WOULDN'T RECOMMEND THIS PLACE TO ANYONE!!
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer: It looks cool but the place was full of suburban douchebags and the wait for a lane was over 1.5 hours. I will not wait to bowl.
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Generate a positive review for a place
Output: So.... this place has some seriously tasty pizza. I picked up a pizza from here the other day and it was very good, it was a saucy pizza, which is the way I prefer it, and the sauce was very flavorful, a little sweet, but not too sweet. The crust also had a lot of flavor and was the perfect golden brown color. Oh, and be sure to visit their website and look at the coupons, there are some great deals! We got a 16 inch pepperoni for 12$ and had half a pizza left over to eat the next day. Yum. I will definitely be back.... and to try the pastry one of these days.... mmmm
input: Write a positive yelp review (OPTIONS:
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output: The fireside lounge is the best part about this place (aside from the Mrs. Palin lookalike serving us in the restaurant side who refused to take a photo with my group).... You enter the super dark lounge through glass doors and there is a walk down roundabout with a pool (cool water which I tested) and a mini volcano erupting in the center, televisions all around everywhere but then again the ceilings are covered in disco ball mirror tiles and the walls alllll mirrors so maybe there was only one tv but the reflection in the mirrorS made me see otherwise... anyway it was very calming after a rough night with the bright pink, blue and tiny lil white lights. I honestly could have taken a nap here and nobody would have seen me. There are all these small rooms tucked away amidst the mirrors, red carpet and red couches. $8.00 Bloody marys which are served in a large cocktail glass along with a HUGE piece of celery, tomato and a slice of cucumber are a meal in themselves make it a double for and extra $2.00. Its a good time, make sure to stop by next time youre dragging on a morning in Vegas.
Q: negative

A:
I personally love the bubble tea that Lulu makes so I'm a frequent customer. But today's trip to Lulu's was disastrous. So I came to get 2 mango smoothie bubble tea today. It was ridiculous that I ended up waiting 40 minutes just for 2 bubble for to go. And when I received my order, it was 2 strawberry--not 2 mango. I proceeded to tell the lady that she had my order wrong, but was told that she heard me say strawberry. Aside from the fact that mango and strawberry sounds nothing alike, she rudely insisted that I told her strawberry. I also did not appreciate the dirty attitude I was getting from her when I was trying to talk to her politely... So after a while, it seems that my order was going to be fixed. But after waiting some more, I only received 1 mango and was given 1 strawberry despite telling her I ordered 2 mango, not 1 mango and 1 strawberry. This time, she was obviously being a b*tch asking, "so are you going to take it the drinks or not?" Based on my past experience with other people there, I might come back. But if I do, I absolutely refuse to have her take my order again.