Goal:
when should I season my food?
Answer:
After tasting it

Goal:
To get a car to handle better on ice and snow
Answer:
Fill the trunk with bricks.

Goal:
To get cash for old, unused drinking bottles,
Answer:
take the bottles to a grocery store with a recycling center.

Goal:
To remove pilling on sweaters.
Answer:
Remove unsightly pilling from your sweaters or linens by rubbing them with the textured side of a sponge.