question: In honor of the occasion our neighbor across the street will be hosting a pig roast for the entire neighborhood . OK , that 's a lie . He does this every year in July , and the vacation plans just happened to coincide . He usually does a good size pig so I ' m sure there will be enough for all .

OPTIONS:
- Happy
- Anxious
- None of the above choices .
- Sad
Q: How may I feeling during this post ?

answer: Happy

question: I could use some advice and brainstorming , right now I ' m really frustrated and nothing quite makes sense . I had a computer I built with an Intel motherboard , blah blah . I bought a RocketRaid 1640 ( with 4 SATA ports ) and attached 2 Seagate 500 GB drives and 2 Maxtor 500Gb drives . I put them in a RAID 10 and for the most part all was well .

OPTIONS:
- I do n't care for help .
- I do n't need help with what I 'm doing .
- None of the above choices .
- What I am doing right now just is n't working .
Q: Why do I need some advice ?

answer: What I am doing right now just is n't working .

question: I , for whatever reason , did not get the Magical Text Message , so I am pissy . I also STILL have a fucking sinus headache of doom and want to slam my head into a wall repeatedly . And I have to go to work today . OH .

OPTIONS:
- They have a concussion .
- They have a cut .
- None of the above choices .
- They have a head wound .
Q: Why is the narrator 's head hurting so much ?

answer:
None of the above choices .