Question: This is a simple story of an online purchase that went well despite a problem . The fact that this is sufficiently rare to make me want to write about it is sad , but that 's how it is . What happened was , I need a new computer monitor , knew the one I wanted , and the manufacturer 's web site suggested CDW as a reseller . Turns out CDW has a decent web - site that let me track it down despite some fuzziness about the model designation , the price was reasonable , and in fact had two of them sitting in a warehouse in a nearby suburb .
Answer: Answer: They were purchasing a display screen

Question: Thursday night Doug Stanhope hit Reno , But he did n't play at in some posh casino showroom , he played at the Zephyr Lounge - exactly where I 'd want to see him . I ' ve only gone there a few times , but the Zephyr is the seedy kind of bar that I really feel at home at . It 's cramped , there 's old dirty couches at the bar that you really do n't want to examine .
Answer: Answer: Doug is an sketchy and untrustworthy person since he played in Zephyr Lounge .

Question: The rain held off , but the Cardinals could n't pull through with a win . It was still fun to eat ballpark food and cheer for the Cardinals ! I ' ve left out some of the most important parts of the week - the Bible studies and presentations . We had some of our best faculty lead Bible studies with the youth .
Answer: Answer: Rain was predicted .

Question: Yes , even this is cooler than you are . Photo : Getty Images Yesterday , Vice and The Village Voice made us feel very old . The two publications , which despite their waning relevance manage in some way to be edgy in a manner that eludes us , both have slideshows from a hipster party that occurred over the weekend . The event kind of struck us as both spontaneous and secretive in exactly the way something hip should be -- because if it was n't a secret , it would n't have happened in the first place . It was the kind of party that should have taken place in Williamsburg , but it was even cooler .
Answer:
Answer: Sarcasm