Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer: When I was a kid my parents would drag me to Vegas every few months. On these trips we would always stay at Bally's, where I was free to roam the hotel, wander the bottom level (where the arcade was), and I'd often look out the side doors of the building at a small bar advertising cheap drinks and hot dogs... I always wanted to go. Well, my parents no longer drag me to Vegas (I now go willingly), I don't stay at Bally's but I do still wander - this time it's from bar to bar, or casino to casino, not arcades. Enter Stage Door, the small bar across the street from Bally's, which is still serving cheap drinks and hot dogs after all of these years. Finally my chance to try it! No frills, folks. It's total dive bar status here and you can feel the local blood pumping thought the smoke filled room, which is about the size of a cocktail lounge in one of the large hotels towering overhead. It really feels like you are in downtown Vegas when in Stage Door, and it has managed to capture and bottle some of the grit and grime that the strip (or just off the strip) now lacks - just one block away it's light bulbs galore and expensive cocktails. Go ahead, tell me where else are you able to grab a hot dog and a Budweiser for $3.00 anymore? Okay, there are a few places but not nearly as central, cultured or memory filled as Stage Door for me. There may be puke in the urinal and the bartender may cook up some of the worst chicken wings you've ever tasted, but hey, you have to love places like this. The Cosmo can keep their $12.00 vodka cocktails and fancy attire, for that price I'm four hotdogs and Budweisers deep while rockin' jorts and Chuck Taylor's here. Doesn't sound like your kind of place? No worries, they don't want you here anyway...

Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer: I wish I could give it 0 stars. This place is horrible to locals I will never return. I have never been so upset at a hotel in my life I will never spend a dime here again. Rude rude rude. Skip this trash hole. With bad customer service

Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer:
Tried this place for the first time this week, definitely will be going back! I got the turkey club toasted, and I was not disappointed. I like the concept of checking off all that you would like on your sandwich before you get to the cashier, I also like that they offer a "skinny wich" this is where they scrap out some of the inside bread to cut back on calories. My only complaint is that it was a little pricey for a sandwich.