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Output: This place is only for Filipinos who are too lazy cook for themselves and are willing to eat dirt as long as it is called Filipino. Perhaps I am just white guy spoiled by a Filipina wife who cooks better than anyone on the planet, but I tried only the Nanay Gloria dishes that my wife cooks at home for comparison and I came very close to puking on the table. So, if someone invites you to this restaurant, they are either trying to kill you or prove that they hate you. Run, run fast and far before eating at Nanay Gloria's restaurant.

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Output: My third time here, and it's still so good! We sat at the bar today since it was very busy during lunch hours. Everytime i've been here, it's usually packed! My bf and I shared the Rossini, sub fat fries! Kobe beef cooked medium rare, topped with seared foie gras and truffles. Accompanied with sea salt, pepper corn, and some sort of auju. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH sooooooooooooooooo good, i'm drooling now just writing this review. EEK i'm in heaven Every bite i would add a little sea salt, some pepper corn with a drizzle of the auju! MAN... Heaven! This burger is really rich that's why bf and I opt to share! DELICIOUS! WIll be back for this $80 burger! ahah

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Output: This place is the best BBQ of any BBQ I've ever seen. Everything I've had there is delicious. Baby back, beef ribs, St. Louis ribs, pulled pork, beef brisket, chicken (I sound like a fatty, don't I?). I once bought their cookbook. It changed me forever.

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If you go here, get one of the nice ladies to cut your hair, as they seem to have a recurring client base that love them. Do not, I repeat, DO NOT let the new guy from North Las Vegas cut your hair. Im assuming he is new because he was in the first chair, and he probably drives all the way from NorthTown to Henderson because nowhere out there will let him cut hair anymore. I have an extremely simple haircut. Its short, 3 on the sides, a bit longer on the top, and make sure its just a bit longer in the front than the back. Somehow this kat screwed that up. When he finished trimming the back he put something in my hair so that it looked ok. When I got home and washed my hair, I realized that my head looked completely lopsided. The difference between the fade line on the left and right side of my head was about 2 inches!! It also looked like he completely missed the back right side of my head. My hair is just now getting long enough where I can get this disaster fixed. The only reason I went here is because it was a holiday and my regular place wasn't open. I will definitely not be going back!