Problem: Write a positive yelp review.
A: After driving by this place multiple times over the past few years, I finally got to try it today. I've gotta say I was quite happy with their food. The only down side (which really isn't a big deal) is the spacing. It's a very very small joint, so I wouldn't recommend coming here with a big group of people. Seating is very limited, with basically a few stools and counters inside and in the front outside, however there are a few bigger picnic tables out back. I think next time I'll shoot for the tables because the counter height compared to the stool height was very awkward (the counters were much higher, so standing is much easier). Maybe they do this so people eat and leave, instead of hanging around since it's so small to begin with. Okay...all that being said, the food was great! I had the Bacon and cheese chicken sandwich with fries and a drink. And like many others have said, I was very happy to find it was only $5. And they definitely don't skimp on the portions...the sandwich was very filling and they filled a bag with a ton of fries. Oh and the fries...dont get me started! They had the perfect amount of seasoning, and were hot and crisp, so they obviously weren't sitting around forever. My boyfriend had the Fat Ass burger...which I cant tell you exactly what was on it, all I know it was huge, and he absolutely loved it. The man can eat, and it filled him up, so that's a good sign. All in all, I definitely recommend to others, and plan to go back again, maybe just different seating next time.

Problem: Write a positive yelp review.
A: There isn't anything I don't like about Bandera! The artichokes are fabulous. The Dip Duo Queso is like heaven in your mouth. Prime Rib is exquisite. I have never had a bad meal here and I've been coming for the last 15 years. From start to finish Bandera is a fantastic place to eat. Get the Banana Cream pie for desert. So yummy.

Problem: Write a positive yelp review.
A:
I can't wait to stay here again. The boudoir, goth, luxurious feel carried from the lobby, into the elevators, the casino floor and the rooms... We got a pretty good rate going to Vegas mid week and the terrace room we got was gorgeous in the West tower over looking the Bellagio fountains and Paris Eiffel Tower. The awesome $75 promotion voucher went into dinner at STK the first night which was pretty good but not the best I've had (compared to peter luger's and such in NYC). However the service and overall experience at STK was yummy. The hidden pizzeria was, as promised, pretty darn good! The Wicked Spoon buffet was just perfect, with tons of variety and high quality for most of the dishes. Then we tried Marquee nightclub that Monday night, was able to get in for free and skip the line b/c we were hotel guests. The club was SICK, great music, the expected high priced drinks, fun vibe especially around the pool area and even gambling tables. Despite the club being on the other side of the hotel though, we heard the bumping bass til 3am. Fortunately, the nightclub was not open the other 2 nights we were there. The Dayclub was a fun day in the sun with dance party music and pretty people, but the Boulevard pool would've been just as pleasant if not more just to relax instead. The Chandelier bar had delicious cocktails and even a Cosmopolitan ordered at the gaming tables was great. I wish i had known to order them earlier in our stay but maybe it's good I didn't b/c we came out even after our 4 day stay of gambling. by far, the hottest hotel, casino and club in town...