Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

[Q]: Someone spots a news van. In a store, someone
[A]: swerves back into the tunnel.

[Q]: Men are then shown surfing waves in the ocean. They
[A]: kneel on the banks below the water.

[Q]: A policeman grabs the flask and turns it upside down. The policeman
[A]:
picks up a newspaper and holds it in his ear.