Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: Myself and three of my friends went here this past week. I would not recommend Union to anyone. The food was decent but service was HORRIBLE! You would have thought we were eating at McDonald's since we didn't see our server most of the night. Being a local, there are much better fine dining restaurants to go to on the strip where you will get great service!! Here are just a few of my complaints: 1-Not seeing our server for over an hour and her telling us that the restaurant is understaffed and a table of 16 in her section caused her to be slammed is an UNACCEPTABLE excuse for poor service. 2-Placing your entree order and it taking over an hour to come out without a server or management coming over to let you know the hold up is not acceptable. 3-To me, fine dining means that my water glass never goes empty and I shouldn't have to flag down a server to tell you I need more water.
Q: negative

A: I'm going to go with the, "Meh. I've experienced better." on this one. I'm writing this review, just because these are things I wished I would have known before going. The +'s: We went to see Dan Cummins who was fantastic. The setup of the place is pretty cool. 2/3 of the opening acts were okay. The -'s: They started about 30 minutes late- it happens. Not a huge deal. There's a 2 item minimum per person, so we ended up paying 12.00 for sodas- since it was the cheapest item on the menu. That's pretty steep for a couple of sodas. The biggest thing that made our experience unenjoyable was one of the openers- who is actually the owner- Howard Hughes. His material was quite explicit and seemed to turn off about half of the audience. He was the last opener before the headliner and took an unusually long time. As his jokes got more and more vulgar- people around us started audibly expressing their disgust by saying things like, "that's too far." At one point, after people did this, he angrily told the audience to 'grow-up'. He talked about how many Americans think we have a gun problem, but we really have a nerd problem since they are always the ones who lose it. If we can't teach our nerd kids to be sexually active by the time they are 18- they need to be euthanized. It was angry, awkward, and seemed out-of-place at this type of venue. As he went on, the audience grew more and more silent. There was about 1/3 of the audience who were still laughing consistently at him, and I understand that some people enjoy that type of comedy. It's his club and he should be able to say what he wants. However, for me and the other 2/3 of the audience, he went too far. Also, if you read other negative reviews below, you can actually see the owner has gotten angry at the people who have written about their negative experiences. I feel like as the owner and as a comedian, he should be able to accept feedback- whether it be positive or negative and make necessary adjustments.
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer: Can we say TOURIST TRAP? Ordered the fois gras burger. The fois gras I don't even think was aunthentic. It was too tough I think to be authentic. As tough, as say grissel in a cheap steak. The burger itself? On par with Jack in the Box. The fries were some of the worst we've ever had. The service wasn't very good either. We weren't given refills in a timely manner, and had to ask. The other person in my party didn't like her food either, but I can't remember what it was.. But we both agreed this is probably one of the worst places to go in Vegas.. This is what happens when greedy casino execs try to put together a restaurant too quick. Judging from the ratings, I'm glad some others agree.
Input: OPTIONS:
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Generate a negative review for a place
Output: Not impressed at all. Unfortunately the greens tasted like canned greens, the yams were hard, the mac and cheese was overbaked and hard in many areas, the ribs were full of fat, and the chicken was very oily. The best thing we had was the red beans and rice. After reading multiple wonderful reviews we were so disappointed. Perhaps it was an off day or maybe our California palates are just not accustomed to this soul food. They were friendly and we did wait patiently for our food to come at its best as they do cook it fresh. Too bad it was not a hit for us.
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output: I went in here with a bunch of co-workers for lunch and ordered the pulled pork sandwich which came with a salad. The sandwich had a huge chunk of fat in it. I joke and call it a fat sandwich!! Instead of just not charging me for the meal these people actually separated the salad and charged me for a salad!!!!!! Unreal!!!!!!
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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- positive) review?

Answer:
This review is for the evening. Came here on a Saturday night after the polo tournament and felt this place was trying to be Hollywood unsuccessfully. It's pretty with cabanas and a pool (hence the 2nd star). Unfortunately the crowd was really odd with a lot of older men and cougars dancing to house music like it's 1981. I ordered a mojito from a male bartender and it was rudely served to me as one of the worst drinks I have ever tasted. There was a fashion show going on to benefit breast cancer but unfortunately they didn't promote it correctly. Nobody understood what was going on and there were absolutely no announcements. Maybe the clothes were for sale? No idea. The cocktail servers also were in pink attire but took it a little far with pink tutus and "save second base" tees. Upside to this place, the staff who work the door are friendly and the place is pretty with cabanas and a pool. Maybe I'll come here again during the day to see if it redeems itself. In the meantime I suggest they find new bartenders. STAT!