Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer: I have been here several times and the food keeps me coming back. Not to mention all the house beers on tap. It was someones birthday the last time we went so that made the band extra lively. We walked out full, buzzed, and with bags of souvenirs. This is one of the main reasons why I travel to Las Vegas now.

Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer: So went here for lunch. Looks like a sad deserted place. The small tables had their chairs out of place. If my acid was that empty you better believe I would have at least straightened up the place. Anyway I ordered the Mexican sandwich (torta) with carne asada. My friend ordered a red chile tamale combo w rice and beans. We waited a few minutes and it was delivered to out table. My torta looked huge and was wrapped in sandwich paper I was happy about that. My plate included the torta w a side of rice abs beans. I opened the torta and it had lettuce, tomatoes, jalapenos, and very little meat and was smeared with beans. It tasted ok so I squirted a large punt of salsa on it yo Mack the blandness. My sandwich (torta) was a high ratio of bread and very little meat. My friend said her food was "lukewarm" but not hot. So this place is less than mediocre wily only recommend it if you are right there in the area and you really need to eat Mexican food.

Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer:
It doesn't matter if you're a tourist or a long-time local, the fountains at Bellagio are a must see. The show happens every half hour starting at 3pm and and goes well into the evening. Each half hour has a different song usually something classy (Sinatra), dramatic (Bocelli), romantic (Dion) or fun (Pink Panther). Each song has it's own special water choreography making use of the entire faux lake in front of Bellagio. Even though the show starts in the afternoon, you must come back at night. The lit up water with the backdrop of the strip might be the most beautiful thing you see in Vegas. For five minutes your mind can take a break from the artificial city and take in this awesome free work of art. And since Bellagio attracts an international crowd, it's really cool to see people of all walks of life come together to appreciate it. I guess the only thing I would change is maybe try something with more modern tunes. Still, the fountains are more than deserving of five stars.