Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: Went for lunch again for a meeting. Had the "gnocchi". Fucking disgusting. Same sweet, pasty garbage they put on the spinach wrap I'd had there previously. Also, gnocchi generally aren't rock hard, football shaped pucks of paste. Shit.
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A: HORRIBLE, do not buy extension hair from canyon falls!! I had the worst experience here. I have been a customer there for almost 3 years and have spent thousands there over the years buying extensions from them. I recently purchased their "best" hair (909 hair) and within a few weeks (after the the factory coating wore off) it turned into one big pile of matted hair. I went to the salon expecting them to give me new hair since they sold me a faulty product (for over $200), but the owner of the salon (Adam) was so rude to me and said they would not refund me or give me new hair. I am shocked as I've been a loyal customer to them for years and have given them thousands of dollars over those years. (And would have continued to so it's a big loss for them). They have lost me as a customer and I had to call my credit card to file a dispute because they sold me a defective product and would not issue a refund or exchange. I have heard from several other girls about a similar experience they've had at Canyon Falls. I should have listened to them! Buy your hair instead at Hair Plus on Maryland Parkway. They have the same hair that Canyon Falls sells, but for a lot cheaper. And great customer service! I work in the nightclub industry and almost everyone I know has hair extensions. I will be letting them know about my horrible experience with Canyon Falls as well as reporting Canyon Falls to the Better Business Bureau of Nevada. They are con artists with the worst customer service I've ever experienced.
Problem: What would be an example of an positive (OPTIONS:
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Answer: Moved to Chicago 6 months ago. I am in desperate need to find pizza like Napoli's has! I can't find it! This place has great pizza and wings - I miss it. I think I am going to cry.....
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Output: the first time we came to nob hill tavern.... i was a bit unenthused. being from SF the last place i would want to come is michael mina. well.. i'm glad we came. and nobhill tavern has become one of my go-to places in vegas. the food is delicious and non intimidating. its real comfort food. simple american dishes with a michael mina twist. fish and chips, prime rib, pork chops.. but the star is the lobster pot pie!! a popular dish at michael mina in SF brought to vegas... and it is AMAZING. from presentation to the truffle creme sauce. MMMMM. and its great the newbie in the group always orders it so i can have a small taste but still order something else. HAHA... the lobster rolls are delish as appetizers, and the french onion soup is a lil salty but comes with a grilled cheese sandwich on the side. speaking of cheese... they have an amazing cheese fondue app for starters for the table. yum yum for the tum tum if you like cheese. the restaurant itself is nice... a little fancy but a little casual. beautiful bar. the service is soooo awesome. i would recommend this place to anyone. and if you happen to be in sf.. check out michael mina ;)
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output: Well, the phrase: "it was worse than a root canal" is about to take on a whole new meaning, thanks to Dr Madder and his wonderful staff. No, I'm not masochistic. I don't even like flossing, because it stings my gums. These guys (mostly women) are that good. Let's start with the reception area. When I walked in the front door, I was immediately greeted by a beaming Tish, who warmly welcomed me in. She is hot, and has perfect teeth. Go ahead; try to find a flaw with those beauties. Tish also has a sick sense of humor. She proved that by laughing at some of the comedic remarks I penned on my new patient form. When my time had come, Cherie escorted me back to my recliner... the recliner I was destined to spend close to 4 hours in. Yes, this was no mere mortals visit to the dentist. This was to be one of the greatest marathon sessions the world had ever known. And Cherie made the time fly by. She was attractive, witty, funny, charming, and not afraid to get down and sing to George Michael's version of Last Christmas. Looks like somebody has a new admirer! Are you needing a cleaning? Then Aimie will do the honors; and she rounds out our trio of beauties. I don't know how she does it, but she makes me feel completely at ease, and she's got some pretty good stories. Ask about the Starbucks/Trader Joes incident. And guess what? She called to check up and see how I was feeling after my deep cleaning. Then there was Dr Madder... a handsome young man of GQ'ish stature. I felt like I was on the set of Melrose Place. The Dr was skilled in the art of injections. Had I been as accomplished with a hypodermic, I'd probably be "chasing the dragon" today. I really appreciated how he would tell me what to expect, before doing something. No Surprises! That's my motto. My root canal was virtually pain free. It went very smooth, and I couldn't have been happier. I left with a numb tongue and an unrequited crush. But I will return, my friends. I will indeed return... to get my six month cleaning... and my crowns (king me baby). {04/29/08 Update} Sad news, Cherie no longer works here. :-{
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Despite the multiple visit to AAP, this was the first time I've been to the Greek Isles restaurant right nearby. Came here though a couple of days ago for a birfday dinner before plans to get sloshed uptown. Of course, everyone finds a way to lag so I end up watching some soccer highlights and ordering a Hendricks and Tonic. Worst H&T ever. Tonic was flatter than... (I'll keep this G-rated).. flatter than a tapeworm, dude! I had specified getting cucumbers, but the dude threw in two limes. =( Dinner was pretty good - the Chicken Kabob was solid. The chicken wasn't dry and had nice texture. The vegetable skewer that came with it looked a bit skimpy. I recommend that they get shorter skewers if they are gonna use less vegetables. Presentation-wise it just looked a bit flimsy. They must not have many birthday dinners there. We wanted something special and the best the kitchen could whip up was 6 doughnut holes with a candle that couldn't stay balanced in the middle of them. Just not possible, brah. Shoulda just stabbed one of them instead. But yeah, poor execution on that. So yeah, less than stellar performance, GI. dmo out