There I was outside a popular local bar with a friend on a Saturday night for a good conversation over the few drinks and our entry was denied . Well groomed , well dressed and with proper footwear yet our entry was denied and I was puzzled . when I asked them why and they slapped the door on my face and answered in two words " Only couples " .

A: Why was the individual not allowed into the bar ?

It was the right choice , as I ' m still really weak ( although I feel better ! ) and probably would n't have made it through the shift . I did get creative in the last hour or so and made some new addy labels for my swaps . I figured out I can do most of the graphic work on my phone , which is high speed , then get on John 's slow computer to print stuff out ...

A: Why did they use their phone for the graphic work ?

Tonight marked the end of a long week , and Paul offered to take the kids home from my folks ' and put them to bed . We had two cars as he had , yet again , devoted a big chunk of his weekend to getting his parents ' house ready for sale -- a never - ending and thankless job if there ever was one . So I took him up on the offer and played hooky for a while . First , I drove down to the house Paul has been cleaning , emptying , repairing , painting , and re - wiring since June .

A: Why were they making adjustments to the house ?

Yeah , I do . And for clarification , I am not and was not rowdy , intoxicated , or pregnant . But extremely embarrassed!I was bowling the best game of my life , but we ran out of time and they turned off our lane . Oh well .

A:
Why is the narrator feeling that they are having to defend themselves ?