Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

She puts the dough into the oven and presses bake options. After several minutes she
has a long slice on the cookie, continuing to put soda on a tray.

She leaps back to him, wrapping her arms around his neck. Someone
releases someone, who finishes him, joins him, and pushes him hard.

Someone points to the couch, where he saw someone stand over his dead father. Someone
counts someone's distraught right.