Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Input: Consider Input: Just inside, someone stands with someone and two other auburn - haired beauties. As someone

Output: barges in on someone.

Input: Consider Input: Someone drives at break - neck speed towards the airport. He

Output: looks up at the railing and sees a man hanging for a plaque.

Input: Consider Input: Someone sits, semi - slumped in a chair. The majority in the room
Output: finds a dark - haired someone.