Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: Sitting in the ER with my mother, first thing we hear when my mother signs in is two nurses saying eff this and cursing up a storm. Real professional ladies!!! Next, while we are waiting there is a lady in excruciating pain and instead of tending to her, they have her sitting in a wheel chair moaning in pain. Worst place to be if you truly need help!

Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: Typical Vegas nightclub. Nothing to write home about. Samantha Ronson was spinning and thats the only reason this place gets a 2 and not a 1. The 2 is because I was 86'd for being drunk.. I know its a "policy" and liability and that Vegas cracks down on kicking people out who have done nothing wrong but are just intoxicated. Seriously though, if you kicked out everyone who was drunk every place would go out of business in a matter of weeks. I didn't stumble, fall down, fight with anyone, pass out, yell at staff or puke... I was standing watching the DJ from outside the VIP section.. probably with a slight sway..and was escorted out, had a giant "X" marked on my wrist and sent down the elevator. The bouncer who 86'd me was guarding the VIP section and apparently didn't like me standing too close. Who knows. It's not like I tried to rush the VIP. I was just standing there to get a better view of the DJ. I didn't have a chance to tell my friends (obviously) and my phone was dead. They basically sent me down the elevator alone, wasted and with no way of contacting my friends to let them know. Pretty f*cking reckless and irresponsible. Luckily a friend came down looking for me. I was very intoxicated and could have easily been kidnapped/raped/who knows being all alone in Vegas. This was the only time I'd ever been kicked out of anywhere in my life. Pretty outrageous if you ask me.

Problem: Write a positive (OPTIONS:
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BOMB! This place is my favorite Mexican fast food restaurant I have discovered in the Phoenix metro area in the past four years. I'm a first-generation Mexican American so I tend to be fairly picky about Mexican food. Salsita's meets and exceeds all my expectations. They have a wonderful selection of meats, and do not charge you extra to replace meats in the combination plates like other places. For example, if you order a combo that regularly includes a shredded beef burro and would like carne asada instead, you don't have to pay an extra $2-3 like you do at other Mexican places I've been to. They have quite a diverse menu, and serve many different dishes. They also have a salsa bar inside, which is huge indicator to me that a Mexican place is legitimate. The food is tasty, the salsa is spicy when it needs to be, and their guacamole is pretty dang good too. Be careful with other Salsita's locations though. I have discovered that the menus are not universal. That's why this location is my absolute favorite.