Sentiment analysis: This place sucks bad!!! This is a dying club and they are always asking for guy girl ratios but the prob is the girls are super ugly and old... it's like clubbing with my grandma and her friends LOL!!! The only young people there might be the people you come with hahaha!!! This is a terrible place to club... that's why they are now offering free admission all the time but still... who wants to party with their grandma and help her change her diaper LOL!!!!
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negative

Sentiment analysis: Many years ago I worked in Knightsbridge, where my two local corner shops were Harrods and Harvey Nichols. It understandably gave me a slightly distorted view of the world of shopping, but one that I was happy to indulge in (even if most of the indulgences were during the sales). Fast forward to the present day and my two local corner shops Scotmid and Shelter. The credit crunch bit me a long time before it hit the nation. BUT, and it is a huge B U T - I still have my Harvey Nicks card and I still get invited to their shopping events. Oh how I love them dear reader.. Wandering around HN is like flicking through Vogue without having to splash out on the cover price. Work the store thus: Limber up among the sunglasses where you can try on designer brands with no hassle from the staff. Mooch past the bags, accessories and make up where sales assistants are a wee bit less passive and head for the fashion floors. I ignore menswear but you don't have to. Next the designer label floor, cooing over the Dries van Noten, drooling midst the Marni and laughing hysterically in Chloe. Having numbed myself with the 600+ price tags I head to the affordable fashion floor (no, I know it isn't cheap, but since I am not actually in the store to shop that ISN'T THE POINT) where I memorise the styles ready for the real shopping in H&M. Thence to the Food Hall. Here you can buy the hottest chilli sauce in the west, the most expensive jar of Marmite ever and, in the right season the odd jerusalem artichoke. If you want to. I usually come out with a packet of oat cakes; the packaging is to die for. On the same floor are the restaurant and cafe. I ate in the cafe shortly after it opened a few years ago and it was splendid. Whether it still is will require further research. The long and the short of all this is that unless you are well off or exceedingly cavalier with your credit cards, treat Harvey Nichols as a shopping theme park; play the role, enjoy the style and act like a princess for a couple of hours. Then return to Princes Street, hit H&M, Zara and Top Shop and spend, spend, spend with a clear conscience.
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positive

Sentiment analysis: I was expecting to be giving Joey's Pizza more stars, but based on my husband and I going out of our way to "try something different" - that different did not turn out so great. I've had this place bookmarked because of the good reviews and proximity to my home. There's not a lot on the East Side worth going out of your way for, but some things are really diamonds in the rough. Joey's is not. Ordered three medium pizzas for $21.99 for take-out. The girl on the phone took my order and repeated it back to me. 1 Pizza with hamburger topping 1 Pizza with ham and mushrooms 1 Pizza with pepperoni and jalepenos We got two pizzas correct and the other came as a HAWAIIAN pizza. They put pineapples and ham instead of ham and mushrooms. Okay, it's an honest mistake, but I've ordered this type of pizza from Marco's, Domino's, Metro, Pizza Hut, and Little Ceasers, and never have any of them eff;d it up. Maybe I could over look the wrong pizza, but then when it comes down to it, the pizzas were just "meh". The cheese was boring, no diversity, just straight out mozzarella, and gooey-gross messy. The first time around it was okay, heated up the next day it was particularly yucky. Also - I got a bad stomach problem that night and woke up *ahem* having to go to the restroom. I spent the rest of the night in and out. I decided it must have been the pizza, but my husband did not get sick. Then I decided to experiment and took all the pepperoni and jalapenos off the pizza I ate and had it sans-toppings. I did not get tummy trouble after that. Who knows - the sickness may have been something else I ate, but considering the meh quality, the wrong pizza, and my late-night bathroom ventures, I will not be ordering from Joey's Pizza again.
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negative