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Output: it was girls night out - dinner before going to see chelsea handler perform at comerica theatre. first thought as we entered was the place was quaint, clean, good music, and empty - we were the second table to be sat for dinner at 5:15. we ordered drinks - all rum, by the way - a couple of the gals were shocked that a rum bar didn't serve vodka, so we were off to a great start....My Mojito Ponganot was amazing and that is the only good thing I have left to say about this place. we ordered appetizers: the oven roasted plantains - just meh and we also ordered the fresh baked patty - one tilapia and one spinach. I thought the crust was a bit on the dry side - two of us 4 thought they were good - good enough to order another one - which ended up never being served to us. the major disappointment was the one entree that we made this trip for was "sold out" - hmmm we were the second table to be seated - the other table hadn't ordered yet and what is it you ask that they "sold out" of - why the popcho & sweet ginger - basically baby bok choy - wow now that is an ingredient you can't find oh, i don't know EVERYWHERE.....??? we ended up eating salads - which were good, fresh, but frankly could have made just as easily at home. the bread that was offered and not on menu and therefore assumed to come with the meal was breadsticks with a hint of vanilla - good, but 2 sticks for almost $5 - no thanks. the kicker was when we asked them to call us a cab...we sat for 10 minutes and nothing - we asked again and finally this time saw them pick up a phone. we were then told we could sit outside to free up the table - this was after paying our $200 tab. I have never had this occur at a restaurant. yes, i know it was a friday night, but we were finishing our drinks, we had paid and tipped WELL and think that they could afford to have us sit there for 10 minutes waiting on a cab they forgot to call. I "might" have returned even based on the lackluster food - just for the drink, but I can certainly say after the rudeness we would never return

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Output: Vladimir was prompt and quickly repaired my clothes dryer. My wife was impressed with his politeness.

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Output: Love there HH but so does everyone else so, it gets pretty packed. I have been on the look out for a good crunchy roll & the crazy boy roll is top of the top right now $5 at HH

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Sunday morning, 1 person waiting and 1 person in the chair. Asked Sam (the busy barber) how long the wait, after I let him know I had a Groupon, he said 1 1/2 hours. I looked around, said OhhhhhhK. He said he had folks that had put their name in, I said Ok, I will do the same, then, Sam (the busy barber) said, well I usually don't hold spots. At that point I got up and told Sam (again, the busy barber) you know I think I will go elsewhere. He then said, "OK I will take you". At that point, I was prettying much done. Wish them luck with the business, they are going to need it. Poor customer service.