Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: I have been going here for years. Last week I was told I must remove my trailer hitch because it can "damage the tunnel." Their explanation was nonsensical. Removing my hitch is a hassle. I won't be going back. Ever.
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A: DO NOT JOIN THIS GYM. The 1.00 membership fee will be compounded with the 26.99 yearly maintenance fee for the gym. In addition to having to give a 30 day written notice in order to can all your membership AFTER you have completed your contract. So, if you have a 12 month contract, you will pay for at least 13 months, plus 2 maintenance fees. They outsource the contract management to ABC financial who has lawsuits pending in AZ, was part of the lawsuits with Golds Gym, and Peak fitness. All for over charging customers maintenance and monthly fees as well as not recognizing valid cancelations. The is a sham. Check the BBB and google. Anytime is hiding behind ABC. And ABC hides behind anytime. SHAMEFUL.
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer: I'm sure I need to experience this place with locals, at a screening, and/or on a weekend in order to fully appreciate it. But the fiance and I came by after an event downtown on a Wednesday, and just thought it was weird and uncomfortable. No beers I liked on tap (one lager and a bunch of hoppy stuff, nothing in between), squeaky and lumpy seats, odd hangings on the walls/ceiling, verrrrrry dim lighting (except where it was unduly bright) and in every nook we initially searched in to find a spot to sit, conversations seemed to stop when we walked by. All in all, you probably have to know someone to have a good time here. Didn't love it.
Input: OPTIONS:
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Generate a negative review for a place
Output: Okay, I gotta admit, I hate giving this place a 3 star rating because the massage itself was AWESOME. But here's the problem, the massage therapist talked the ENTIRE time. No joke. It wasn't relaxing. When I pay $75 for an hour massage, I want to leave feeling relaxed, renewed and free of worry. Instead, I left with information about her boyfriend, her life, her mom, etc. The other issue-- she wanted me to talk back! I would have to answer the 'you know?' question and say a 'yeah' and an 'mmhm' While I thought the massage techniques felt great, it was ruined by the non-stop chatter. Sadly, I have not and will not return. It just not worth $75.
input: Write a negative yelp review (OPTIONS:
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output: The one good thing about this place is it is always consistent, the bad thing is it's always a consistently not good. The margaritas are so-so, the food is so-so and so is the service - this time we lucked out and got an adequate server. Most of the staff are poorly dressed and unkempt. Make sure to order your next cocktail way before your first is finished so you get it in time. The kicker, the state of the restaurant - it is dirty, unkept and in desperate need of a face-lift or at the very least a fresh coat of paint and pressure washed. A friend that was with us stated that it's because college kids don't care about the environment that they eat in. Looking around I pointed out the families and said that if they appealed to the families and the corporate offices in the area, they may have a better environment for guests AND staff. So why do I keep going back? It's never my choice. I only go at the request of other and don't recommend them to anyone. Have I contacted them about poor device issues? Yes - management has reached out to me in the past but with each visit, it is clear to me that guest feedback does not effect how they run their business. The good news, it's America and they can run it however they choose and as long as they are in the black, they aren't going to do anything to change. Can't argue with that logic I suppose. I would suggest their Jimaca summer salad though - the dressing is the thing that made it great but I am going to be on the hunt for Jimaca for my salads at home. I'll just keep going to Fuzzy's for my mexican food and entertain my friends at Cafe Boa.
input: Write a negative yelp review (OPTIONS:
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output:
I visited them Saturday. Health score is 81. Really, 2 points lower and you're closed. I have enjoyed eating there in the past but I do not want food poisoning so I'll try them again in a few months and if the health score is above 90.