Five dead in Indonesian eruption

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6 Killed by Hot Lava as Indonesia Volcano Erupts

That's simple logic If it wasn't bollocks it wouldn't be homeopathy.

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If it wasn't bollocks it wouldn't be homeopathy.

Dolce and Gabbana Fined in Italian Tax Case

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Dolce and Gabbana convicted of tax evasion

The Judges orders a three-page letter to be filed.

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Holder filed a three-page letter.