Question:
Woohoo ! ! ! And then I got to take a morning nap myself . Abby woke up around 11 , all smiles . ( And looking eerily like her father in this photo .

Why is the narrator feeling so awake and alive ?
Answer:
The narrator took a long nap .

Question:
So I ' m expecting to be busy tomorrow , and the girls I work with just do n't get it . They think I ' m being overly fussy and too mom - like . WTF ?

What will happen tomorrow ?
Answer:
I will have so much work and will be busy .

Question:
I could n't fit in through the broken pane , but I could reach in through the broken window and reach the swiss army knife on my dresser , and I used that to unscrew the window . By the time I got in , my bedroom looked like a murder scene with all of the broken glass and bloody everything , and I had lost so much blood that I felt violently ill and dizzy . As I mentioned earlier , I ' m not a just a total pussy , so I glued my finger back together and drank a soda in an attempt to boost my blood sugar and cancel out the loss of blood . Two days later , so far so good .

What may happen after they bandage their injuries ?
Answer:
They will continue on with their daily life .

Question:
I had a few of their Xbox Cocktails though , and man , that was a poor idea . They were sort of minty and refreshing , so I figured the alcholic content was minimal . NOT THE CASE .

what may be some plausible facts about the Xbox Cocktails I sampled ?
Answer:
Its alcoholic content exceeds the norm