Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

The redhead gives a resigned nod. She
marches a pack.

But the dragon is nowhere to be seen. As someone rounds one of the towers, the dragon
throws someone, illuminating his shoulders who waved a final, gush blade.

The girl shaves her legs in the shower. She
soaks the item in the sink.