Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: Stayed at this hotel on a business trip. While I like the easy access to public transportation (monorail), and the fact that there's lots of entertainment options nearby (dining, casino, shopping-- lots of it in the hotel itself!), the hotel room conditions were HORRIBLE. I went to take a shower, only to discover that the shower curtain was covered in mold. It was very obvious and had a distinct odor. I had to call housekeeping twice to get it removed. Everything in the room was in rough shape--the faucets and toilets were all cracked, and the bed's headboard was broken and falling apart. The curtains/drapery were my sticking point. Whoever stayed in that room last did a number on them--they were broken, and off the automatic track. As such, they were stuck open and could not be closed. It took five calls to housekeeping/maintenance to get them to fix it...they just kept saying they would notify the "engineers" that I had called again. It was horrible having to hide in the corner of the room so I wasn't exposed while changing, not to mention that having daylight in the room at 5 a.m. was not an enjoyable experience. I have never complained about a hotel before, as I'm usually easy to please. If it's clean and has a bed and privacy, I'm good. This place couldn't even offer me basic comforts.

Problem: Write a positive (OPTIONS:
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A: Good food aplenty at this upscale yet casual cafe at the Encore (Wynn) right next to the club XS. Simple, priced right, and a nice standard beer menu to wash it down. If you are a truffling ho like me (not to be confused with a "trifling ho"), Society's menu will have you tricking with your mouth in two seconds flat. Liberal administration of truffle oil / butter / miscellaneous creamy goodness will have you so weak at the knees I can hardly speak I lose all control then something takes over me. SWV! But all kidding aside, truffling hoes will want to avail yourselves and open your mouths to receive the culinary prowess I suggest to the following items you must say yes. (repeat this sentence in your best Spoken Word voice). Item Number 1 - The Mac & Cheese Bites. Every fat kid loves him some Mac & Cheese, and as a former man-breast recipient, I am no except to this rule. But just like a nice, plump, man-breast, every classic dish needs a nice, hard twist. Here's Society's twist on Mac & Cheese: They place their Mac & Cheese into magically delicious and geometrically perfect cubes (with batter of some sort), and fry the living daylights out of them. The result is a double whammy of flavor, first of the miscellaneous fried pleasure that can make the fishiest of fish and the blandest of vegetables taste like heaven (or I guess, hell, for you goth kids that can't relate), and second, of the Mac & Cheese, duh. AND I HAVEN'T EVEN GOTTEN TO THE BEST PART YET! You dip the Mac & Cheese bites into a truffle oil / butter / sauce concoction! What happens next, in your mouth, folks, is mindblowing. Not quite as mindblowing as Ricky Martin coming out of the closet, but mindblowing nonetheless. Item Number 2 - The Trenne. I'm all about portmanteaus - "shart" being a particular favorite of mine. But "trenee" is definitely a close second. It is a combination of "triangle" and "penne" and explains the peculiarly-shaped pasta used in this dish. It is, well, triangular penne. Kind of like a hollow prism. Actually, exactly like a hollow prism. But I digress - the shape of the pasta has nothing to do with the flavor of this dish. This pasta dish is served with a truffle cream sauce, crispy prosciutto, real truffles, and peas. Men - I can all but guarantee that this dish will get you laid. Women - I can all but guarantee that some man will read my review and buy you this dish. Their bone-in peppercorn dry-rub rib-eye (say that ten times fast) is spectacular too, but c'mon, who writes about steak these days? That was so 2004. This place left a good taste in my mouth. So good, in fact, that I didn't brush my teeth last night so I could taste it in the morning. I will be back, Society Cafe Encore, I will be back. Happy truffling!

Problem: Write a positive (OPTIONS:
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- positive) yelp review.
A:
What a great place for breakfast! I had the egg & potato skillet, which was tasty & nicely presented (in a skillet of course). There was no wait & the food came out in a reasonable time. The cappuccino was good, but had a burnt chocolate taste towards the end. The to-go line was long, but looks like it's a popular place among visitors.