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Output: I feel so much angst and irritation when leaving here.. not sure why I even bother. They TOTALLY screw you on your game trades.. their retail prices are FULL RETAIL.. so their prices suck.. the kids behind the counter are generally douche bags. However, what am I going to do with the games I don't play anymore? Let them become clutter around here.. oh hell no! They'll all go to Game Stop so I can have something to complain about! OMG, I sound like my mother!

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Output: Some people are dog people some people are cat people, my son and I are the latter half, while I love dogs, have friends with the best dogs in the world, we are a cat type of family. My son for over a month has been going on about getting a cat that he didn't want one neither from the pet store nor off craigslist. So we went to Maricopa County Animal Care Center, when you adopt one you actually are saving 2. He walked around and interacted with some cats, some cleary didn't care to be talked to, all hissy and stuff and some were very playful, he found one he just had to have, a 7 month old black cat. The staff was extremely friendly and helpful, answered all his questions, told him what ever history they had on the cat, this one was in foster care for most of his life. It cost him nothing to adopt him, but he did get him micro chipped and had heartworm testing done. My son is extremely happy with his cat, named him Severus. The cat is so friendly and loveable. The Maricopa County Animal Care Center takes in 100 dogs a day, don't know how many cats, they have volunteer programs and are always looks for those who foster. Remember owning a pet is a lifetime commitment, it's not just a phase, so be responsible when it comes to owning a pet. So many animals are turned in because the owners don't want them/can't have them anymore and most do not get to make it to another home. So if you're getting a pet, remember it's a lifetime commitment, and take a step further and save a life and go to the Maricopa County Animal Care Center!

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Output: This review is only for their UV GEL MANICURE and not for their entire service. The first and last time I'll be going to this salon. I always and only get UV gel manicure and I am very very disappointed with how they did my nails. It's a total rip off! Usually, I would get a gel coating first and then whatever color design you want and then it is topped off with clear gel. How they did mine -- the color, the gel coating then the clear gel. It cannot be filled in because the color/design is at the very bottom of everything, therefore, you would need to get a new set which also means full price. Not to mention, they didn't use clear UV gel, they used a gel manicure. A gel manicure does not cost $60!! The only reason I'm giving this a 2 star is because they did an excellent job with the design. That's the only thing I'm happy with and the rest, I'm extremely disappointed.

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It makes me feel bad when I criticize small, family-owned establishments. On the other hand, fellow Yelpers also deserve to know about my experience as it might help someone avoid frustration and disappointment. 1) Do not go there expecting it to be quick. It took 22 minutes for my order to arrive and it was a very basic order -- a BBQ chicken bowl and a musubi -- which are staples at a place like this. It was painfully slow and for no apparent reason. There were 2 people ahead of me in line when I got there. There was nobody else waiting around for food. They had been open about 15 minutes. 2) Re customer service. I stood there waiting and was obviously getting antsy, but received no acknowledgement. Instead, the lady at the counter avoided eye contact with me. Finally, after more than 15 minutes, I asked about my order, thinking maybe they'd forgotten it. She curtly told me that mine takes awhile to cook (really, a chicken bowl?) and it would be coming soon. After 5 more minutes, she finally handed me my bag, without saying a word. 3) The meat on the musubi was the thinnest I've ever seen (of hundreds, if not thousands, that I've eaten in my life) and it was overcooked. Fail. 4) The chicken bowl was okay. Tasted like your basic chicken bowl. Not a lot of chicken, though. I wasn't expecting much since it was a bowl and not one of the plate lunches, but still, it was pretty skimpy. Enough for me, but if you're hungry, be forewarned. Overall, despite my love of Hawaiian BBQ, this was a bad experience. But I suppose if you're in the neighborhood and craving it, and you have a lot of time and low expectations, it would be okay.