Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer: The Bikini Lounge is a terrific dive bar, attracting mostly hipsters, bar-o-sauruses, sometimes bums and/or your occasional tweaker, and some slumin-it douches. Honestly I liked it a little more before the smoking ban (seemed to have more ambiance) but it still is a good place for some cheap drinking. What are you gonna do? Times change. Apparently some folks reviewing here didn't see the part about Bikini being a DIVE bar. Yep, so don't expect this to be some neat clean place with where all of the beautiful people go and security guards watch your car in the parking lot. It is what it is as others have said. Edit: I have now realized that it has lost something - its dimness. There is a huge light near the ceiling that, um, just makes it too well lighted. Bring back my dark tiki bar!

Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer: I walked into this establishment to open a box because it is closer to my home. I waited and when I heard how the employee talked to a customer I was shocked. She was blatantly deceiving this customer. I decided that this is not the kind of establishment that I wanted to deal with on a daily basis so I decided to just walk out. I am sure that this place would be better if they had a new manager that had better customer service skills.

Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer:
So overrated. I was so disappointed. If you plan on eating buffets on the strip, start with this one and end with the Wynn Buffet. We did the opposite, and oh how sad I was. The atmosphere is meh and the food was ok. I guess it wasn't that bad considering it was only $20, but for that I could have gotten a delicious breakfast at the Hash House A Go Go and been much happier.