input: Write a positive yelp review.
output: Bought a groupon for 2 hot stone therapy massages w/ aromatherapy. So far I have only used one. I went and the therapist used a very intense deep tissue technique that was a little painful but effective. My neck felt a lot better, although at times during the massage I wanted to cry. I drank lots of water and took it easy for a few days and did notice a huge difference, so although it wasn't what I expected, I agree that it worked! I noticed a decrease in headaches and irritability as well. The atmosphere is a little weird. It is in an older office park and there were employees from other businesses smoking outside, which is not what you want to experience when you leave your session. It was a little hard to find, and even with a good idea of where I was going, I had to make a U-turn to get into this office park. The office seemed small and ideal for a really small company, not a spa-like atmosphere. I think a change of location would do them a world of good and make me feel more comfortable about going back. Also the receptionist was talking about playing Facebook games and it was a little awkward...it seemed like it was kind of a shady operation at first. I felt like her attitude and the office environment detracted from the professionalism of my massage therapist.
input: Write a negative yelp review.
output: After reading several reviews, I should have known better, but I went anyway. My bad. Like other reviewers the dolt of a bouncer sitting on a chair guarding the joint like it's the hottest club in the world should have been my first clue. It's a flippin micro-brewery in a dilapidated old warehouse with no A/C - give me a break. Luckily for us we passed the sniff test and he allowed us in! Group of 9, waited a short while for a table. They sat us at a long narrow table on the patio sort of like an alley way (not the front patio). The table was positioned right in the crosshairs of two gigantic fans - it looked like we were standing in a hurricane - no way anyone can enjoy a meal getting blown around like that. When I first asked the waitress to move us or turn the fans down she looked at me like I was nuts - pardon me, I'm only the customer getting my friggin' hair blown off my head by two dirty industrial fans!!! My nieces were laughing because it was such a ridiculous situation. I should have walked out right then...I knew better. The manager and waitress turned the fans (much to the disappointment of surrounding diners on this hot, sticky evening). It's loud, not air conditioned. Pizza was supposed to take 'extra time' to prepare and ended up coming out 10 minutes before the rest of the food! Nearly everyone in our group complained of way too much garlic in their food - must have been unofficial garlic-fest in the kitchen that night. Even the balsamic vinegarette was loaded with garlic! I like garlic, but this was bad. My son ordered a pizza with meatballs and they deliver this ridiculous looking pizza with 6 whole meatballs sitting on top of it!!! What the F is that all about? Server was nice, I thanked her and the manager for helping with the fan situation. Food was fair at best. Sunbru beer tasted like a Bud Light - nothing special. Our first and last time there. It may be ok for the college crowd to hang out have beers and eat some bar food but I'm not going back....too many other more comfortable places around with better food, TVs for watching sports and A/C!
input: Write a positive yelp review.
output:
An easy decision for a great dining experience. I went with a group of nine and we had a blast. Towers of seafood were fresh and tasty. Caesar salad is one of the best you will find! Most importantly, two words: short ribs. Melts in your mouth, cooked perfectly, amazing. A terrific meal.