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Output: I have to give five stars as a Midwesterner. This place is straight out if western South Dakota and I couldn't be happier about it. Country music, rough around the edges, decor from Hobby Lobby--you betcha. After I found the place, which is actually located on Cactus, I walked in and knew I was going to love it. Breakfast is served all day, so when I saw the pancake sandwich I had to get it even though it was 1pm. The sandwich part is a little misleading. I would call it more of an open faced sandwich, with all the breakfast fixins piled on top, and it was as delicious as any breakfast from the small town of my youth. Syrup and sausage and pancakes and eggs all rolled into one not-McGriddle is okay by me. I can't say that I will be back anytime soon due to its distance from me and how difficult it was to find, but I am glad to know it exists if I ever get a hankering for not-Vegas Midwestern country cooking.

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Output: Drum roll please?.... Taps Signature Cuisine & Bar is one of the best kept secrets on the west side! From the $1.98 Taps 99 homebrews, to the sophisticated interior and exemplary service, I am a bit concerned that I will have to wait outside in a line with one of those lame buzzers one day. Until then, I'm glad to be able to skip the wait, especially on a Saturday night. The food is very good. They have some signature "tarts" which are basically like a Calazone and/ or a classy pot pie. I had the Mediterranean-style tart and it was nothing short of being awesome. Inside the buttery pastry, I uncovered fresh chicken, aromatic basil, and sweet tomatoes in a rich sauce. The waitress probably came by the table to check-up at least a dozen times and was extremely cordial. Again, "$1.98 Taps 99 homebrews" is not a typo. I think that it tastes great, especially with an orange in it. On Saturdays, they apparently have some live musicians as well. I attached a picture of the musicians on the night that I was there. For some white guys, they were pretty good at the whole reggae thing. I closed my eyes and felt like I was almost back in the Caribbean for a moment. They also have a happy hour from Monday through Friday where the homebrew is only 99 cents for each pint. So, be careful- Taps is so good and tempting that it will almost force you to exercise some self-control!

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Output: This might be my new favorite place. The food was really good. It's only been open a few weeks but the staff really has its act together. We sat at the bar which is a large U-shape with plenty of seating. Each of the servers knew the menu and the beer was tasty. It wasn't their beer that they will eventually produce on the premesis. Until the first batch is ready to serve the local brews are worth a visit. We sampled sliders, a French dip and some of the best Mac n cheese ever. I will for sure be going back.

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1st let me open with this: I had high hopes for this pizza after reading the reviews. It was ready promptly which kept those hopes alive. But alas, those hopes were quickly dashed after the first bite. Let me follow that opening with this closer: I ordered the pie for my wife and I in an effort to avoid the pain, sorrow and agony of eating the cafeteria food at the hospital where we were after the birth of our child. After the 1st bite though I realized that I had these food items situationally reversed and began eating the cafeteria food...with vigor. I am not sure I can say much more than that. When given the choice between a cold quesadilla and this pizza there were only 2 viable options: eat the cold cafeteria quesadilla or throw away the pizza and eat the box. I went with option 1 as the box had some of the pizza sauce on it and wasn't made from recycled material.