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An example of an negative review: Everyone seems to love this place, and I've tried to like it, but I can't say I'm a fan. Drink quality is up to par, but it would be great if the staff would occasionally get around to actually preparing the said drink instead of chilling out talking to one another while not making eye contact with a customer. This is one of the only places I've ever been where I get consistently frustrated by the service. Crazy that I would bother them by actually ordering food, right? You also kind of have to duke it out for outlets at times, which doesn't make recovering from the lengthy ordering and waiting for your drink process any more fun.

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An example of an negative review: After the last time of going to Cosmo and having my dog attacked by a dog who's owners couldn't control it, I didn't think I'd be back to the park (even though I had been plenty of times without incident) but I did go back this evening. I figured it had been about 6 months and I really do enjoy taking her. She loves it. I should have re-read my past review about telling myself I'd NEVER go back in the evenings. And here's why... To be honest, I wasn't expecting anything bad to happen. My dog was having her usual fun time but within 5 minutes of entering, a small dog got attacked by a larger dog and all you could hear was crazy amounts of yelping and whining like the dog was being eaten. It was a horrible sound. The owner of the small dog started crying hysterically, running towards the dog, arms outstretched screaming like a banchee. Now, of course it's not her fault her dog is being attacked but she definitely was escalating the situation by acting this way. Don't any of these people watch The Dog Whisperer? Geez. :P Energy people. CALM, ASSERTIVE energy. Fuck, it's not hard. So this fight between the two dogs is still going on. About 15 seconds into it, it turned into an all out brawl with 6 other dogs going ape-shit on this little dog and then each other. IAnd THEN, as if things couldn't get any worse...every dog in the park started running over to the scuffle. First thing I thought was, "It's time to get the FUCK OUTTA HERE!" The group of dog owners converged in the entry way to the park, apparently to talk out the situation, while hysterical lady kept crying. Some words were exchanged between owners & I decided it was time to excuse myself. Mind you, I had my dog leashed at this point. She was healing & completely under my voice command. I made her sit and stay at the gate, in front of all these people and their dogs. I went first and she followed, all on my voice commands. It made me feel like I accomplished something to have my dog under my control while there was complete chaos ensuing around me. If you can't even get control over your 10 lb. dog in most circumstances, please for the love of god, DON'T TAKE THEM TO THE DOG PARK. And if you don't have control of your 70 lb. dog, DON'T TAKE THEM TO THE DOG PARK.

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An example of an positive review: Hands down this bakery is the place to find all things good in the Las Vegas area. Had the opportunity to get some cream puffs and eclair for Christmas and not only were they gracious and helpful but they were the best I have ever found.

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An example of an negative review: Just saw Chef, great movie! This theater is not comfortable though!!! It was hot and the chairs don't recline at all. Even the girl I was with was sweating the whole time. I will definitely drive further for a better, more comfortable experience.