Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: I typically only write reviews when I have a really good experience somewhere or really bad.... Ganem Jewelers has quite possibly the worst customer service! I found a ring that I liked in their store and inquired about having a similar ring custom made with a few modifications. John Eckert told me he would follow up with the manufacturer as well as Ganem's designer and get back to me with pricing info etc. Not only did he neglect to call me back, I called him 4 times over a 2 week period and he never even returned my phone calls. With this kind of customer service, they are going to have a hard time staying in business. Needless to say, I took my business elsewhere.
Q: positive

A: I made the mistake by trying to be funny and asking "Do you do nails?" They just looked at me funny. No. They do eyebrows. And they do them well. It is worth the trip all the way to Flamingo if you are in desperate need. Just don't joke around, because this place means business. Eyebrow business.
Problem: What would be an example of an positive (OPTIONS:
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Answer: i only wnt to burn on friday nights when they do their "french kiss" night with dj william "fucking" reed, but I would have to say this is the best indie night in phoenix alongside "shake" at rogue (which william "fucking" reed also hosts). the music at "french kiss" however has an electro-clash, electronica, and dance punk base whereas "shake" has an old school punk, post punk, and indie rock base. however, "french kiss" just moved to homme lounge. the actual place itself is great. it is really huge with a huge dance room, a smaller semi-indoor room with a fireplace, and a patio with many tables where you can drink and smoke. the bar is absolutely massive which makes it easy to get a drink. the huge room also has many large booths where you can lounge and watch people dance. waiters come around to all the tables and will get drinks for you and put them on your tab. it has really awesome sound, lighting, and decor and usually really good djs on friday nights. the bad things about the place are the fact that there is no beer on tap which always drives me crazy. it has a biazarre unisex bathroom where you walk in to where the sinks are and then either go left for ladies or right for guys. also, they start a cover (even though it is usually a cheap 3 or 5 dollars) too early in my opinion. i have got there slightly after 10, when there is still only around 20 people there and they try to charge me a cover. really fucking stupid. this can lead to there being very few people there not much of a dance party. especially during the summer.
Input: OPTIONS:
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Generate a negative review for a place
Output: POOR SERVICE. It was busy for a Saturday I guess -- the Body World exhibit had just opened and no other restaurant in the area was open. They had 1 bartender on staff and 2 servers it seemed. They did not do a good job of managing their time. One of the servers, a short Asian girl, seemed to keep telling people that they were short staffed and really busy. She seemed to be more flustered than anything else. She could have taken a moment to gather herself and just roll with it. I just asked for a soda, and as she was putting ice in the cup, I told her I didn't need that much ice in it, to which she replied "It will melt." What a fucking bitch! Are you serious? Did you just speak that way to a customer? She's definitely in the wrong industry and I hope she's one of the college students there that's going to graduate and get a job in a sector that doesn't involve people -- like Astrophysics or Botany. She was definitely not a people person. The other gentleman there seemed to be busing tables and running around, making drinks etc. He seemed pleasant enough. Another server, a young white girl, was pretty keen on the needs of the customers -- why couldn't we get her? I don't know. She seemed to not be that stressed and was taking things in stride, albeit taking her sweet time as well. Overall, VERY poor service. I kind of want to write the owner and tell them how much their waitstaff sucks. I just might.
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output: Awesome food today!! Great local find. Had the ciopino and husband got the basil garlic pizza. Both were great. Wished we lived closer as this would be a new favorite! Must try!!
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer:
Between the longer than expected waits for food, simpler than expected "side-salads", and overly sweet pizza sauce, I just don't get the attraction to this place. I've seen people both here and in person rave about this place, but I'm just not buying what their selling. It's just OK.