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Output: First, the good. The service is terrific; very friendly, eager staff -- including the guy refilling our water -- who all seem to care deeply about patrons having a good experience. I just wish the food had been as good. We started with the roasted sausage appetizer. If the sausage was roasted, it was then sliced and sauteed in a fry pan. Not a big complaint, but imagine paying $10 for about six pieces of nickel-sized sausage, each about 1/4 inch thick surrounded by onions, peppers over a piece of breaded, deep-fried cheese. Not awful, but for $10?!?!?!? $4 maybe. The salad greens were a bit limp and several of my pieces were brown. The bread was bland "white bread" shaped like a baguette. What startled me, though, were the individual packets of Land o' Lakes butter pads. Honestly? Fast-food butter in an "upscale" cafe? My wife ordered Chicken and Prosciutto with Pasta. If you're going to list an ingredient in the title, it should be featured in the dish. There maybe a dozen very small pieces -- the diameter of a pencil eraser -- in the sauce. So it was essentially chicken and penne pasta with a "flavoring" of prosciutto. I had the Chicken and Shrimp over angel hair pasta. Decent, but only three shrimp in the dish. $27.00. Pul-leeze. I'm not a cheapskate. I spend good money at a number of high-end restaurants in Pittsburgh (check out my other reviews). This just seemed WAY too much for what the food we received. At least my Johnnie Walker Black was only $8.50. I expected to pay more for that! Disappointed. I was really hoping to find a good spot for dinner on the South Side. I need to try Gypsy Cafe next...

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Output: Worst Hotel I have ever been to by far. When we arrived at 8pm it was an hour wait to check in, followed by a 15 min wait for the elevator. Unbelievable. Then we got to our room and they gave us a smoking room when we asked for nonsmoking. When we called down they told us they didn't have any more suits available, so we stayed in the gross smoking room. The sheets were like sandpaper and the air-conditioning was so small it didn't cool the room down at all! The internet went in a out the entire night, this is crazy since you pay a $25 resort fee for internet. The bath tub was so gross we couldn't even use it. It just seemed like a grimy old hotel that was trying to be high end hotel and it was just awful. Out total for the room was $140, we ordered two dinners from room service and it was $100! Go to a nicer hotel and pay the extra $50 or $100. It's worth it. It was just gross and CRAZY busy. We even had to wait 15 mins for the elevator the next morning for breakfast, in a line!

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Output: Gross man! The food is tasteless slop and will only add about five cholesterol points to your day. Not impressed with the granny bait store either. The service is friendly, so at least the people who made you come here understand civility.

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We came here with the family for a small birthday celebration. It was early in the evening, so everything was quick and fresh. We all liked the fried green tomatoes and crispy buffalo wings appetizers a whole lot, and there were plenty to share among us as a snack. I ordered the veggie plate to try a sampling and loved the shells & cheese and beets. The cole slaw was a bit on the mayo side but I prefer vinegar-based myself. The Trout was tender and not too fishy, but the steak was slightly overdone (we ordered medium rare, and it was more medium to medium well). We were disappointed they didn't have the bread pudding this evening, substituting a very chocolate brownie in its place, but were delighted with the sweet potato pound cake with a side of vanilla bean ice cream. Everything was extremely fresh.