Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer: There's A Reason It's Free... Because no one would pay to see this. It's bad. Really bad. The only "singing" was done in a studio years ago. They don't even try to pretend they aren't lip synching, only one of the girls even wears a headset, and none of the guys do. What's even worse is that they didn't get a good singer to do the backing track. The girl on the track isn't even a good singer, and auto tune wasn't even able to save her voice (you will be able to tell its auto tuned). And not only is the singing bad, the songs are bad too. About 1/3 of each of the songs is just them screaming (or lip synching to prerecorded screams). The "fighting" only last about thirty second between four characters. It isn't staged sword fighting, it's just a choreographed dance with sword props. The "acting" is better than the fighting and the singing, but only because it couldn't be any worse. And they don't even say their own lines, that's right, they even lip synch their spoken lines. The "plot" makes no sense, and the script is poorly written, no need to expand on that. And lastly, the "dancing". It's the one of the better things about the show, by process of elimination, because the acting, fighting, and singing are all worse. The choreographer did a bad job. The men don't even know how to dance, you're guaranteed to see half of them miss their marks, do a move backwards, or do something with their right hand while everyone else does it with their left. The women move about like their even a strip club, even when no music is playing. While one girl is reciting (oops, I mean lip synching) her lines, two or three of the others will be grinding on the stair banister or flipping their hair while leaning on a pole, I mean sail mast. Seriously, the dancing is like being at a strip club, except that at a strip club you at least get up close to the dancers. But hey, they don't want to train the dancers for more than a week. That just leaves hot bodies and special fx. The special fx are good, lot's of fire, and one of the ships sinks. The girls have nice bodies, but the show is clearly meant for men, because the men in the show look like chippendale rejects. Like I said, free for a reason. If you want a high production strip club, but don't want to shill out a few singles to get close to the dancers, then go see it. Bring your kids, but they won't be kids anymore when you leave!

Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer: After an amazing Depeche Mode concert, and ensuing idiotic try @ the Hard Rock, my posse and I headed over to Hanny's with a hunger and a thirst that needed to be sated. And, since we heard they did the late-night food thing @ Hanny's, it sounded perfect. Dude...Whoa...That's pretty much what happened when my friend and I went up the stairs through the fun-house mirrored corridor to find the bathrooms. I felt like I was in a messed-up dream and one of the doors was hiding the gates of hell. It was bizarre, vertiginous, and I wasn't sure that I'd be able to go back through that hallway to get to the main dining level. Whooo! But I had to pee later, and everything was ok on the second trip. But it sure as hell needed getting used to. But still, an amazing space, very "Logan's Run" in the crisp, almost sterile, blue/green hues that pervaded throughout. I didn't feel like I was in Phoenix at all. Too big, too groovy, too put-together. I could envision the place packed to the gills like a NYC joint. No pretentiousness that I experienced, which, from the looks of the place, I was a little wary at first. We got down with some Peroni's, which I enjoyed, as not many places carry that beer. Ordered a couple flatbread pizzas which were super-tasty, and some potato strings that were just kinda fun to eat. Pretty much just had a good, easy-going time, drinking and eating with chill tunes saturating the environment. Our server, aside from possessing spectacularly classic beauty, was really cool and down-to-earth, attentive, helpful...just awesome. As a sweaty pedestrian post-concert goer, I had a great experience, and was glad to be treated so warmly late on a Sunday night. I will definitely go back whenever I'm downtown. Yay!

Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer:
Formerly known as the Vision Center the practice was renamed to Envision Eye care shortly after the death of Dr. David Rosenbloom in 2013. Dr. Lowell Lebowitz continues to give quality eye care for his former patients and has added another doctor part time to the practice. I have been going here for years and am still pleased with their work On my last visit I was given a thorough examination. The doctor is very clear concerning my vision needs and they have even more advanced equipment than my previous visit. You can now schedule online as well. I have learned that I can get glasses a bit cheaper than using my vision plan which is what I intend to do when I return in 2015. You can walk in if you need adjustments but for the most part you will need to schedule an apt if you have a concern or need an exam. The optomap usually not included in the cost of the exam is a worthwhile test in that it exams the entire health of your eyes. It is voluntary and there is no obligation. Again keep in mind it is located in downtown PIttsburgh so please keep that in mind when parking or having to deal with rush hour when scheduling.