Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer: OMG, sooooo overrated. Granted yes, we got in for free as hotel guests, but the place was so packed and the music was just eh. Drinks were pretty good, priced right, good amount of liquor. Decor was nice, cool ambiance. However, enter with caution: There's no space on the dance floor to dance, and if you stand anywhere else they (security) keeps asking you to move. WTF??? We spend the entire night being forced to walk around the club with our drinks just to dance...which we actually didn't really get to do. I felt like a herd of cattle! I don't know man. The ONLY way I would go back is if we did bottle service. This way I could at least enjoy myself. Otherwise, not worth my outfit and shoes!

Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer: I go to this location when I don't want to wait in line, however, it's a rarity when they actually get my order right. They NEVER answer the phone AT ALL 24/7. They DO NOT GIVE OUT HAPPY MEAL TOYS and if you question them on it they get petty and pissy about it. They need to change out the soda more often because it often tastes terrible and if you had one back and say fix it, I'm sure it causes some sort of PMS trigger because they bitch. They made me late for work more than once when I was the only car at the drive thru. Lazy and apathetic.

Problem: What would be an example of an positive (OPTIONS:
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Answer:
While I did find faults with The Mirage, overall, it gets a solid 4 stars. I spent 5 days here for a conference. I ate, walked and drank here here's a brief breakdown: -The Room: for the price, you're getting a decent room. Stocked mini bar, robes, above average decor, flat screen, iPod dock alarm clock, rockstar bathroom. Lovely view of the parking lot. -Eats: In the hotel, your options for sit-down are several. Stack, Japonis, Samba, Carnegie, CPK and more. Up side, just about everything is great. Down side is, your options for take away or lighter fare (in price and quantity) are very slim. For example, while working all weekend, we wanted to grab something to take back into the convention and the simplest thing we could get was $16 sandwiches from the Carnegie. Don't get me wrong, I love them, but if I was here on a vacation with someone and planned on staying in the hotel, even lunch is an ordeal. Be prepared. Drinks: There's at least one big cup frozen drink shack. The burger joint makes boozey milkshakes. Revolution Lounge will drain your wallet to look at girls dolled up in 60's garb. King Ink is good as a lounge area but when they flip the switch to the full on nightclub, I need to evacuate. Overall: not bad. Everyone we encountered hat worked at the hotel was awesome. Even though it's on the higher end of the scale, you are not looked down on like in some hotels, no matter what you look like. So, overall, really good and I liked it. Im not saying they should put a food court in here or anything, but maybe something just a little more accessible in terms of snacking would be good..