Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: Don't bother. They can't even handle a to go order for a slice and a salad. Stll waiting after 20 minutes.
Q: positive

A: This is definitely the go to spot for quick, delicious, and high quality sushi. They never seem to disappoint. Me and my girlfriend have been coming here close to a year now and the servers recognize us all the time and are always upset when we don't come in together. They make us feel at home. They're always on top of their attentiveness. They come by often to check how we are doing and see if we need a refill or anymore sushi. Perfect thing is it isn't too often so we can actually have a conversation without being interrupted every couple of minutes. The best thing about this place is their half off deals on almost everything. It's definitely worth the 4-6 dollars for 8 rolls per dish. Music isn't overwhelmingly loud, just right. We are always going to be coming back to this spot. They also half the center catering people that make the food right in front of you in the center of their building, so right when you walk in you're mesmerized about how awesome these people are, very impressive with their showings while they cook, and they also incorporate a little comedy act every time they cook. Overall great place. We'll always be coming back. The food, servers, and service is just great for what you are paying for.
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer: First I get a coupon on my newspaper that says $13.99 for a smog check. I arrived at the location waiting almost 10 minutes for the owner to come over and I handed him the coupon and he says oh for that you must buy car wash. I replied that it does not say that on here, he got extremely rude and said sorry not my problem. So fine I am there I need it done so I get a car wash that was on special that included an interior & exterior wash. They drove my car through a machine available anywhere for like half the price, my wheels were left filthy and they left spots on all the windows. One of the workers stepped into my car to vacuum it and now I have a huge grease stained footprint in the back of my car. I had a to do list & my grocery list on my front seat that they proceeded to throw away! I will never go back there again, and I will tell everyone I know to stear clear. Their ads are full of false advertisements, they charge extra for everything, and they were rude to me on top of it. This is not how you run a business or treat people!
Input: OPTIONS:
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Generate a negative review for a place
Output: Worst massage experience in the US. In brief, I bought a Living Social deal for an 80 minute reflexology massage. I checked the reviews and the website of the company first before buying and was expecting to have a massage from Mary. Instead, I received a massage from a guy who recently arrived from China. My massage was not 80 minutes, it was about 65 minutes. Unfortunately, I happened to open my eyes during the massage to find the man was picking his nose while massaging my feet. He also burped loudly during the massage. He used his nails when massaging my feet, and I have never had reflexology before so maybe it is normal, but I doubt it and it was very uncomfortable. Of course he asked me for a tip when he was done. And to make it all worse, I told the girl at the front desk what happened, about the time, the nose picking, the burping, etc, and all she asked me was "Is it okay?" and she told me that he was not going to be there much longer. She did not offer any compensation even for the missing time. My guess is they hired this guy just to massage the living social customers. However, it is very bad for the company's reputation - I would not return- and when there is a problem I have very little respect for companies that do not set it right.
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output: its nice to see that i'm not out of my mind and overreacting here. it seems you've all experiencedmuch of the same. i won't bore you with the details of what happened to me because its all already here. missed connecting flight with no help, apology, anything. no compassion whatsoever, they just hand me a flight for the following morning and tell me to get a hotel. i've written to them 3 different times. they have always replied with a generic email saying how sorry they are but will not refund me for anything, including my hotel. i'll tell you one thing, Jet Blue would never treat their customers this way, and i don't work for them, i just have been lucky enough to fly with them in the past. US AIRWAYS SUCKS.
Q: positive

A:
myself and a bunch of co-workers headed here last night for a bit of dinner before a night out. we booked our table for 6pm to take advantage of the very reasonably priced pre-theatre menu. the menu also had a very nice selection of starters and mains with a whole separate set of options for the vegetarian people. i had a brave moment when making my dinner decisions and veered from my favourite dish of pad thai and went for the green curry instead. this was preceded by lovely fried triangles filled with prawn and crab meat with a sweet chili dipping sauce. the triangles had a nice crispy texture and a good filling of minced prawn and crab meat that was very tastily seasoned. my green curry (with egg fried rice) was very very tasty and a bit on the spicer side. despite the extra kick of spice, i enjoyed my green curry very much and didn't miss my usual pad thai at all. i'd happily go back and try some other dishes as everyone else seemed to be enjoying their dinner just as much as me. i also need to comment on the excellent and very patient waiting staff. we were greeted warmly when entering the restaurant and although there were other diners and we were clearly having a very wine flowingly good time, no one ever asked us to quiet down or stop expressing our merriment of a nice meal and drinks on a friday night after work. this is always greatly appreciated as it's no fun to feel like naughty school children for having a proper laugh while enjoying good company just because you've been told to shush. so many thanks to the lovely staff for understanding this. the 4 stars instead of 5 was for their BYOB corkage charge. 5 per bottle!!!!! which they made sure to charge us for every bottle (about 6 i think) siting on the table that was open.... if they brought this down to 3 i'd happily give them the fifth star.