Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: Unlike the previous reviewer I dont think my attitude had anything to do with my bad experience. I think it had more to do with half (of the already skimpy menu) being sold out by the time we were finally seated. During our 3 hour wait (which we planned for) one of our group of six had to walk back to the car (parked almost a mile away due to there being no where else to park) to get their medication. Of course we were called to the table when they were 2 blocks away and even though we had 5 out of 6 people and swore the last was walking here that very moment they said we would have to wait. Less than 2 minutes later the last person arrived and we let the hostess know and then waited another 45 minutes and watched her seat 4 other tables before us as if to show us just who was running the show around here. We pretty much had to order what was left on the menu after playing the "we're out of that" game with the waiter 4X and when the food finally did come I was hungry enough to think play-doh spaghetti was a delicacy. It wasn't particularly bad. The ingredients were fresh enough, but it just wasn't nearly anything special enough to warrant the hassle. I'm only reviewing this place tonight because I just came from Christopher's and had a pizza that puts this place to shame for about the same price and a fraction of the snobbery.
Q: positive

A: I visited Pomegranate Cafe for lunch with several colleagues. The juices and smoothies looked amazing, but I held off because they were $9 and I'm cheap. I opted instead for the Green Bandito Burrito. The service was prompt, and the staff was friendly and helpful. Upon my first taste of the burrito, I exclaimed that I wanted to marry it and have its babies. This burrito was equal parts hearty, flavorful and delicious (quite an accomplishment for vegan fare). It arrived nestled next to a strawberry pecan salad and a side of mild salsa. The price was slightly steep, but you can't put a price on happiness. I'll be back soon.
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer: I decided to try this place because I'm new to the area, so if I'm going to hit up a cheap nail place, might as well try and find the best one. . I came in on a Wednesday afternoon, the place was empty so I got in right away. I wanted a shellac manicure, because I have a hard time with polish peeling or chipping right away. They have a WIDE array of shellac colors and options, so I was excited about that. I picked out my color and the guy started my manicure. The color I picked out was a dark blue with glitter over it, and as he was doing my nails I noticed he put the glitter on first. I wondered why he was working backwards, but I waited to see the outcome because I hadn't had a gel manicure in awhile and didn't know if this was the way it was done. Welllll turns out, fool messed up my nails. He did the coloring backwards, and after arguing with another lady in front of me in another language, she told me he made a mistake and she would fix it. So she had to dremmel and soak off what he had just done, which was practically everything except the blue color and top coat, and start over. I was kind of annoyed but I didn't want to walk out of there without what I came for and I had time, so I let her do them over again. She did a good job, although I felt it was a little rushed compared to how the other guy worked. Could've been her style, could have been that she was pissed for having to fix his mistake. Overall, I wouldn't return. They did give me a coupon for a discount next time, but they could've discounted my services this time. Sometimes you only have one chance to make a good first impression.
Input: OPTIONS:
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Generate a negative review for a place
Output: My husband has revoked my Groupon privileges. If this review was just for the food it would be an easy 3 or 3.5 stars. The food was all delicious - we had the sauteed eggplant appetizer, the cucumber/tomato/onion salad, shishkabob dinner and burg dinner (not what I ordered but it was still good.) The rest of the experience was kind of bizarre. We arrived early on a Saturday evening and were the only dine-in patrons. There were a few booths in the back corner with patrons smoking hookah but it was nearly empty the entire 90+ minutes we were there. There was also some take-out business at the same time. A host led us to a table near the couches/stage area in the back. I immediately noticed that one of the workers (?) was napping on a couch about 10 feet away. The music was just something off the laptop of one of the hookah patrons, mostly obscure rap music. Here's where things got a little weird. We were completely finished eating and the staff was around fixing some other tables (at this point we're still the only dine in patrons), and then they pull some tables together and the entire staff sits down for dinner in the front of the restaurant. We waited another 20-25 minutes for our waitress to come back and ask if we were finished or wanted dessert. The answer was a resounding no.
input: Write a negative yelp review (OPTIONS:
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output: Both stars are for loose slots. This is a place the locals hang out because you may break even more times than not. My 84 year old aunt(a local)swears by this place. Now the bad,looks and smells like an ashtray. The people here are rejects from the bar scene in Star Wars. Fat ladies in wheelchairs,with oxygen tanks,smoking pack after pack ,show you where your Medicare dollars go. The dregs and cretins of humanity ,trying to forget that life sucks, by staying drunk and occasionally winning at video poker,are the clientele that visit this place.
Input: OPTIONS:
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Generate a negative review for a place
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Wanted to try a Gordon Ramsey restaurant, and left with very mixed feelings. The atmosphere is great-fun and hip-good service throughout-loved the cocktails, salad, and bread-but did not like the entree or side at all. Ordered sea bass at $42, and what arrived was a piece of sea bass on a plate with the skin and tail attached which was very off putting. Very little decoration or pizzaz on the plate-and why would any chef think people would want to see the carcass of their dinner? Does a steak arrive with hooves attached? Does chicken come with a beak attached? The side of mushrooms was very salty, and there were odd textures in the mix of mushrooms that just weren't appealing. Should have gone with fingerling potatoes. Credit for accomodating a vegetarian with an entree, but was charged the same price as a full meat entree for a plate of vegetables-and appeared on the bill as chicken breast-should have an appropriate charge for a vegetarian entree. The steak is probably great-but as a seldom steak eater, probably will never find out.