Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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- positive) yelp review.
A: Eek! This was a second time in just a few weeks I've had a "Meh, I've had much better experience!" What has happened to Cornish Pasty??? So I felt compelled to write a review about my experiences so that others would know this Cornish Pasty is in need of some management/owner love/help or something.... Service~ yikes! It was turrible, to quote Charles Barkley. Both visits were the same experience but with different servers. The servers here seem more interested in talking with each other rather than serving their customers. On both visits we had to remind our server multiple times to refill our drinks and bring us condiments. Probably the biggest disappointment is when we complained about our food. They both were very disinterested in turning our poor dining experience into a positive one. When we asked to speak to someone in charge in our 2nd turrible visit the waitress disappeared! I kid you not! She never came back and when we asked the bartender about her she stated that she went on a break.... Food~ prior visits we've had a pretty good experience trying the different pasty's however lately their food has not been up to par! The pasty's are very dry lately for some reason and they lack flavor. This last visit we had the bangers and mash, chicken and the traditional beef and potatoes. We also had a couple of side of fries and some salads. The salads and fries were the best parts of our dining experience again unfortunately. The banger and mash was ok. It had a good balance of bangers to mash but had too much onions. Since when did onions become a major star in this pasty? The chicken pasty was not filled completely and was very dry. The waitress suggested the red wine sauce to help?? WTH? NO THE RED WINE SAUCE DOES NOT GO WELL WITH ALL PASTY'S, ESPECIALLY THEIR CHICKEN PASTY! It was gross! We asked for a different sauce. The waitress stated that was their only sauce but she could bring us ketchup and that's what a lot of people use. Yes she did say that! If a lot of people are requesting ketchup, the cook, heck the owner needs to know their customers are having to douse their pasty's in ketchup because they are too dry. The beef and potato pasty was more potato than beef and yes it was arid dry as the desert.... So for both visits I give this Cornish Pasty 2 stars because of their salad and fries. For had we not order those this would easily be a 1 star review. I hope they can turn this place around soon!
Q: positive

A: I LOVE Serenity Nails, have always had a great experience! Great pedicures, and the girls are always friendly :)
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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- positive) review?

Answer: The really friendly and nice owner/manager, unfortunately, can't make up for mediocre food. I ordered the fried fish (4 piece perch) dinner and fried mushrooms. They use a cornmeal batter for both which is just not that good. Give me a good, light beer batter any day, or even better a light tempura batter. Besides the batter, the perch and mushrooms were just meh, I'm sorry to say. Perhaps soul food is just not my thing, although I do love me some Southern fried chicken and waffles or country fried steak from time to time.
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Generate a positive review for a place
Output: Reminds me of home. (SF) Efficient, unfriendly service, great food, low prices. Pho Gha with heaps of fresh sides priced at 6.50 or something and a banh mi ($3) and some spring rolls for my fat hunny. Totally packed on a Saturday afternoon- expansive menu, vietnamese ice coffee served properly. I can't wait to go back.
input: Write a negative yelp review (OPTIONS:
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output: I'm not sure how this place got such good reviews but it seems like a trendy poker player spot. On the wall you will see where a lot of the pros have signed their names on plates. We saw some poker players there as well. The place is also very small. Now to the food, I was with a party of 6 so we tried a few different items. The soft shell crab salad was good with a pretty big portion. The scallops were not very fresh, and not good. It didn't have a crunchy texture to it. They grated some lemon on it probably to mask the unfreshness of the fish. The poki salad had a good flavor but the tuna was not very good. Overall, I was dissapointed, if you want good sushi around this area, I'd just go to Sen which is down the street.
Problem: What would be an example of an positive (OPTIONS:
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- positive) review?

Answer:
UPDATE 2/8/06

Well, I had to take a star off because the Spanish Latte at LGO (Le Grande Orange) seriously kicks ass. I hate to say it, but Hava Java just can't hold a candle to it. But I still really like Hava Java for coffee and it is a nice place to sit. It also had the bonus of being connected to a genuine gelatoria.

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The best coffee I have had in Phoenix. I wouldn't give it 5 stars in the greater coffee universe, but it is way better than what you will find at Starbucks or Coffee Plantation (which hardly qualifies as coffee in my book). Until I find better in Phoenix/Scottsdale I will let the rating stand. Bonus points for being connected to a gelato shop. Baked goods/pasteries are average. Pleasant atmosphere.