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An example of an positive review: I have a pretty similar experience with Jenn H. in that the first time I came, I wasn't impressed at all (I'd probably say that I was disappointed), but the second time I came, I really enjoyed this funky fusion. I came here on the recommendation of a friend that had came here a few years earlier on a road trip that passed through Phoenix. Not really knowing how the menu worked, I just ordered the "Jade Red Chicken" rice bowl because it was supposed to be the most popular item on the menu. I was pretty disappointed when I found out that I had gone all the way to Phoenix (for the Fiesta Bowl) for a bowl of General Tso's chicken with white rice. As I was eating I saw people order eating some pretty wild stuff (like chinese bbq pork "char siu" quesadillas, etc.) so I was pretty adamant about coming back and trying this place again. I got a chance to go back two days later and instead of getting a rice bowl, I got the combo where you can choose two items off the menu (and turn them into a burrito/quesadillas if you'd like) along with rice of your choice and beans. So I got the jade red chicken again (this time in a quesadillas) and then I got the emerald chicken, which a buddy of mine had last time and looked good, along with jerk fried rice and black beans. Being both a fan of chinese and mexican cuisine (in the traditional sense), I knew that this place was going to challenge my view of food marrying the two together. But I actually really enjoyed it. I should strongly stress the point that you need to "get" the menu before you should order. The staff is pretty nice about explaining the concept of the menu to you (it'd help if you ask, which I didn't the first time until AFTER I ordered). With the freedom in the menu, however, I should probably warn my fellow Yelp!ers that I can see how some of these combination can go wrong and come back and blow up on you (or maybe inside of you, hahaha). Good luck mixing!!

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An example of an negative review: Public Enemy says it best - "Don't believe the hype!" I've driven to the LA Sprinkles stores and refused to stand in the ridiculously long lines. I heard everyone spouting that this is a good place. Or, that they heard about this place on the TV show "The Girls Next Door". Fortunately, I've had more than one coworker give me cupcakes from one of their stores. But, the day old cupcake was a bit dry. I wasn't overly impressed. My sister, who's studying to be a pastry chef and happens to make awesome desserts, wanted to try them. So, we headed out, in search of a fresh, moist cupcake. Amazingly enough, the lines here at this Sprinkles were not OMF'nG long, like LA. Only 8 customers in line!!! But, that could be because it was HOT AS HELL outside. The one gal that took our order was really friendly. The other 3 were just as pretty, as can be, with smiles that never reached their eyes. As I was the last one in the line rush, I overheard a girl say 'Whew. That was pretty crazy.' Really, now? 8 customers? Crazy? Suuuure.... Don't ever get a job a Starbucks. I paid $36 for a dozen pretty looking cupcakes. $3 a pop. Flavors: Red Velvet, Carrot, Chocolate Marshmellow, Peanut Butter Chip and Vanilla. I was bummed that a few of the flavors I wanted weren't available. Apparently, they make certain flavor cakes on certain days. Our order taker wrapped the box in a ziplock plastic bag and recommended that we didn't put them in the refrigerator, so they wouldn't dry out. Sealed in a bag, they would last a couple days, sitting on the countertop. The verdict? Some of them were good. Others EH. The favorites being Red Velvet, Carrot and Peanut Butter Chip. It could be just the icing - tasty. But, I'm not sure they were worth the $3 a cake. I'd probably just go back to try the mocha. But, I won't be a regular. Really, not worth the price.

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An example of an positive review: Found this place on Yelp and yes, it lives up to the hype. It looks like an old industrial building turned into a restaurant. However, that is by design. I must disagree with one previous post about not having 'healthy' options. Egg substitute, Canadian bacon, wheat or dry toast, grits without butter, etc are all options on the menu. Of course I got the Western omelet & a side of corned beef hash! Off tha hook. Nice view of uptown Charlotte and an outdoor seating area plus excellent service (thanks, Amy G.) make this an awesome breakfast or lunch place to visit.

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An example of an negative review: After getting an insider tip from Kit E(thank you!), we've decided to stop by Tix4Tonight booth for a coupond at the Fashion Show mall. For $6, you can get 50% off all entrees per person. But remember to get there early, or make a next day reservation, as they can sell out quickly. I was so looking foward to trying out this restaurant after having a great meal at another Botalli's restaurant in L.A. As we got seated, our waitress didn't show up until 15min later, then practically threw the bag of cold chewy bread on the table, and when asked for recommendations, she simply replied "everything's good"....already a bit upset with the service, we still decided to go ahead and oreder. We started the meal with the Calamari Salad($12...the salad tasted bitter and flavorless with chewy bits of calamaries in it, not good). For entree we had the Prosciutto Arugula Pizza($18, I liked the thin crispy crust, but the taste was nothing to rave about) and Pan Roasted Market Fish($26, the sea bass had a crispy crust, and flaky, juicy meat, served on a bed of eggplant caponata with a drizzled of citrus reduction, it was delicious). We end the meal with the Blood Orange Gelato Ice Cream($11, come with 1 scoop of blood orange sorbet, grape fruit sorbet and a vanilla gelato, the blood orange and grape fruit sorbet had an intense citrus flavor, but was on the bitter side, the vanilla gelato did not have enough vanilla bean flavor) The total bill came out close to $50(after $22 discount). I'm glad we used the coupond, because the over all experience was not too memorable, and the service was just simply horrible.