Input: What would be an example of an negative review?

An example of an negative review: This is easily the worst hotel I've ever stayed in. It really seems like it should be illegal to charge how much they charge for a place in such a state of disrepair, and not even that conveniently located. I don't think I'm particularly picky with hotels; I just want clean, safe, and quiet. But "Quality" suites seemed like more of a sketchy place you'd rent by the hour to conduct a drug deal or perform other illicit activity and then leave, not to actually sleep in. The condition of the room was absolutely awful. It smelled horribly like rotting garbage, and despite emptying the majority of a bottle of Febreze it still smelled terrible. Nearly everything in the room looked like it had been brought in during the 70's, and then left for the next 40 years. Again, I was shocked that they could charge this much for how poorly maintained it was. Upon check-in we were excited to discover the complimentary shuttle. I was thinking that this might be the saving grace of the hotel and justify both the cost and the stench. We booked 2 spots on the shuttle to take us to Heinz field the next morning and were told to go to a specified pickup place to get the shuttle back and that they would be running pickups every 30 minutes up to 3 hours after the game. If there was no shuttle, then we were told to just call and ask to be picked up. Ok, sounds great. We go to our game, walk around the city a bit, and then only 2 hours after the game went to the designated pickup spot. We waited for a few minutes and I decided to call, just to check on the status of the shuttle. We're told the driver was just leaving and that he would be there in 20 minutes. 45 minutes later, still no shuttle. I decided to call and check in again. I'm now told that the shuttle has a load of people to take to the Penguins game and that he can get me in an hour. Unacceptable. This could've been their saving grace, but ended up being just as bad. I will never ever stay here again and highly recommend looking elsewhere for your lodging needs anywhere around Pittsburgh. There is not one redeeming quality about this scam of a place.

Input: What would be an example of an positive review?

An example of an positive review: 4 1/2 Stars. Really nice employees. Good size room. Clean. Non-smoking. Free wi-fi. Really liked having a kitchenette. Plus a soak tub, couch with pull out bed, and a large flat screen tv. Not having to walk through a casino to my room made the trip a lot more relaxing. A lot of people around the pool area all day but the hotel itself did not seem crowded at all. Location was so-so. It's not right on the strip. It's behind the Cosmo. But that does give you the option to either enter from the strip, or the west side of the freeway, which is good on the busy weekends. The few things I didn't like... Valet only. No self parking. And if you're looking for fast food or something quick to eat, be prepared to walk a few casinos over to get it. No place to really eat at Vdara. But buy something while you're out because you have a refrigerator to keep it in and a micro or stove to heat it up.

Input: What would be an example of an positive review?

An example of an positive review: I don't know what I can say that hasn't been said for this place a thousand times on here already. I went there yesterday because of the reviews on here. They were right this place is fantastic its an odd location but who cares the food was great!

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An example of an positive review: Movies, tanning, booze, yogurt, sushi, bowling, gym. You name it... they've got it. All packed in this one place. I could write a book about The EpiCentre, but who has time for that? I'll focus on the key things you should know. The parking deck: is expensive as hell. I recommend taking the light rail. It drops you off right smack dab in the middle of it. Or, park at Fitzgerald's and have a drink there first. They validate for the Wake Forest/Holiday Inn deck right next to it. Short walk to Epi. Best patios (in order): Vida- Great people watching. Plenty of room to sit, relax and enjoy the day/evening Bubble- Directly above Vida. The patio opens up into the bar... so you can order drinks at the window without having to walk inside. Suite- Cool VIP areas available outside. Nice to celebrate for a special occasion or a girl's night Cool things to do: Alive After Five: every Thursday during the Spring/Summer months. HUGE crowd. Live music, outdoor beer and liquor stations, rooftop Pavilion bar takes credit cards. Strike City Mondays: All You Can Bowl for just $15 all day and all night. Tourist-y type spots: Whisky River: Dale Jr's bar. You can ride the bull. Howl At The Moon: Piano bar Tin Roof: Live music That's cool fact #1: former Panther Muhsin Muhammad owns a piece of Wild Wing Cafe. Bar with the least EpiCentre feel to it: Mortimer's. Super cool spot to grab drinks. Oh man the bars are closing and I'm hungry: Five Guys, Libretto's and Moe's all open late night Final thoughts: there is dress code. It is enforced.