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Output: I shall preface this by saying I'm a vegetarian, which is the reason for such a poor star rating. If you're a meat eater, disregard my review. You might think I'm a jerk for giving a bad review of a place with the word "seafood" in the name, because of their lack of veggie options. But I have my reasons. We hit up this spot in desperation as we were looking for early morning Chinese. Props for being open 24 hours a day. Your tea was fine and your rice was well cooked, but that's all the positivity I can force out for this business. The majority of Chinese restaurants I've gone to all over this country have been able to competently accommodate vegetarians. Not only were options limited, but the waiter genuinely seemed to not want to offer alternatives. You don't have veggie egg rolls? You can't make veggie egg rolls? You can't conjure some fried wonton shells? You don't offer fried rice without egg? We asked if there were a number of simple accommodations that could be made and the waiter replied "no no" before we'd even finished asking the questions. He just seemed to be pretty anti-vegetarian. On the flip side, my friends really enjoyed their beef dish and spicy chicken rice. But I sure as hell won't be back.

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Output: Definitely a place to visit if you love BBQ meat. Brisket is soft and moist, ribs are very juicy, it has a good seasoning and the meat falls off the bone, hot link is good and moist inside the spice is just enough to give you more appetite to eat last the pulled pork i don't usually eat pork but man i was drooling for some more after my first bite

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Output: I recently gave MK Nova a try since they are right by my work. I really enjoyed the atmosphere, the owner cut my hair and she is so sweet! I met another gal that works there also and they are great to talk to. The enviroment is welcoming and relaxing. My hair cut came out great (and im super picky!) They also do basic waxing & color. I wish it was time for another hair cut so i had a reason to go just sit and chat hehe! But all in all I would definately recommend giving them a try and the prices are good.

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First visit. I'm not impressed. I had the pastrami lunch combo. There wasn't nearly as much meat as the pictures (yeah, I know - they're just PICTURES) and the flavor just wasn't there. Theirs is not a very tasty pastrami, so much that I thought I was eating ham before I remembered that I ordered pastrami. The bread was O K. Sorry, but I'm still in love with Firehouse, and will even take JJ's over this place. P.S. Their soda tastes funny. (Coke anyway) my friend had rootbeer and can't tell. Aside: correct usage of there, their and they're. Get it right people!