Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A: I feel like a douche bag for giving Matt's only 1 stars when everyone else raves about this place and the owner truly is such a delight so in my defense let me explain: This place is a hot spot, every time I've tried to go there, it's packed. Each time, I've never wanted to wait so I went on my way. One Sunday, I was just down the street from them at Valley Youth Theatre watching Winnie the Pooh with my son and I thought how great it would be to take my son to this popular joint for a bit of breakfast afterward. When we got out of the theatre, it was pouring rain in giant buckets, one of those rarities in Phoenix where you can't see what's in front of you cause it's raining so hard. Well, we braved the rain and drove to Matt's~ 5 mins. after their posted closing time and yup, you guess it~ despite me and my 3 1/2 year old son drenched wet and looking pleadingly at them for some warm food and a place to stay for awhile to get out of the rain, they told us they were closed and sent us on our way. Talk about tough standards~ I guess when you are as popular as Matt's you get to make and stick by the rules you make. Despite that experience, I still wanted to try Matt's because of all the applaudes I've heard about the place. Finally I made it there on one of those days when I had the time for the long wait and sadly for me, I was sorely disappointed by the breakfast served to me. I had remembered reading some article about the BIG BREAKFAST served at Matt's and that's what I was expecting. I ordered the waffle with bacon for $9 expecting a Denny's portion of food but with flavor and excellence. The place was packed so I had to wait 30mins for my waffle to materialize in front of me. When I got the one piece of waffle and one piece of bacon served to me, I thought perhaps while waiting I had accidentally swallowed Alice (in Wonderland) tonic and was now a giant looking at my rather small serving of food on my plate. Seriously, I almost felt tears come into my eyes, I was so disappointed. Needless to say, after trying so many times to go to Matt's and finally getting there just to have not a big breakfast but a are you kidding me? where's the rest of my food experience, I will not go back there. It's a good thing too cause it's far from my house and I hate waiting!

Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A: My friends and I purchased tickets to the TI & JEEZY Grand Finale at Cameo Gentleman's Club from Sport E. Goodie weeks in advanced and upon our arrival we were forced to stand in line in 30 degree weather for over an hour and a half. They never provided us with entry into the club. Eventually, we decided to leave but security would not let us. They prevented us from leaving or entering the building and I was then forced to hop over 2 gates in a skirt and heels to gain my freedom from Cameo's inhumane treatment. On top of this we paid $40 for parking while others paid significantly more. If you purchased VIP tickets in advance you already paid over $100 for this event and then if you made it to the front of the line, VIP Ticket holders were charged an additional $150 to gain entry. If you didn't have the money you could not enter the building and you received no refund, not even a verbal apology. Sport E Goodie should be a more responsible event planner and ensure that he and the venue he works with do not over sell tickets. He should also ensure that they do not treat clients in humanely by forcing them to freeze and refunds should be provided. This event was extortionist, inhumane, and lead to unwarranted mental duress for everyone in attendance. If there is an attorney in Charlotte, NC interested in a tort case please contact me: msintern08@gmail.com. I don't want millions, just want a refund on my ticket and a verbal apology.

Problem: Write a positive yelp review.
A:
OMG Yumm. If I keep eating here BFG is going to stand for Big Fat Girl. I've been here at least once a week since discovering the place. I always get the fried strips which have a light and crispy breading that can't be beat. The chicken is juicy and fresh. The Mac And Cheese is the best I've had- Soooo cheesy and always warm. The garlic bread is a lovely addition and the BFG sauce is sooooo yummy and perfect with the fried strips. Prices for combos are really reasonable and always include a drink. The service has never been anything less than stellar- they are always sweet to my son and have a frequent visitors card. All in all, I LOVE this place and will continue to make the trip to the neighborhood to indulge. It's converted me, and I used to be a die hard Canes fan.TRY IT!