Question:
Then I took the bus home sitting next to a fat old dude with the worst breath ever and he could n't stop talking to some other old guy about stuff and I thought I 'd puke in his lap cause I felt so sick . Later Solberg called to see that I ' m still alive .

Why does the narrator have such antipathy for the man next him ?
Answer:
The narrator feels the man is annoying .

Question:
The reason we ca n't get it to pass inspection is because it 's crazy . When you flip on the right blinker the radio light blinks , when you hit the brakes , everything in the back lights up including the back up lights , when turn on the headlights none of the signals work and the brake lights stay on . When you hit the brake the inside key beeper that tells you that your lights are on or that your key is still in the ignition goes off .

Why ca n't it pass inspection if the switch does n't work ?
Answer:
If you try to turn on something and another thing goes on randomly then you might be distracted and have an accident .

Question:
This I have discovered has a major disadvantage . ( You may wish to skip the rest of this post , by the way . ) Basically , because the poo does n't go into water but just sits there , it has time to make the room smells more before you flush . On the other hand though , there is no possibility of splashback .

Why does the room smell so much .
Answer:
Because the lack of water means the poo is exposed .

Question:
It is n't just getting the gray colored that makes me feel good . It is the experience of sitting in the beauty shop and being pampered . Today was a bit rough though because my hairdresser 's son wrecked his car . She was dealing with the insurance company while doing my hair .

Why does the speaker like going to the hair salon ?
Answer:
Because they get pampered .