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Output: I went there for gel manicure and I not only had polish on my nails but all over my fingers too. Then in some nails it wasn't even done in the whole nail. The lady was rude. She didn't even talk to me but kept talking to other people in their language. She would just stand up and leave for a few minutes and leave me hanging. This happened a couple times and she didn't even have the decency to let me know why she had to just leave me waiting. I was there for about an hour in the chair but probably only ten minutes of her working. Won't go back there again.

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Output: The business model of this company is a pyramid scheme. Their entire system is built around referring other people to join the system, not about actually selling the product. Here's how it works: Veema will hold an event explaining how you can be a successful Veema rep as long as you work hard. They have young people show up driving BMWs and telling success stories about how it worked for them, and how they left their old, low-paying job, and are not 100x better off. This whole presentation is designed to get you to sign up. The way it works, is that you, as an "employee," have to buy the product from them. They will make you sign up for at least 2 shipments of the product per month, which you have to pay for. But during the presentation they will inform you that for every person you sign up, you'll get a portion of their purchases. If you sign up enough people, you get your product provided to you for free. But what they don't tell you is where the money is ever actually made. They don't sell the energy drink, they tell you that you can give away samples, refer friends/family, etc. But the button line is that this is a scam. The people near the top will make lots of money because they get a portion of every new employee's sales. But for the new, entry-level people, you will end up losing money through Veema. Do you want to work for a company whose revenue comes, not from its customers, but from its employees? Do not do work for them.

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Output: 4.5 stars FINALLY!!!! I've found real Mexican food in Las Vegas! I've been searching for over 4 years. It's been an emotional roller coaster of getting my hopes up only to be disappointed time and time again. Growing up in Southern California I guess I have high standards. But no more let downs, my search is ended. This place is no joke. It's as good if not better than many of the taco trucks I've eaten at in L.A. They serve the best, most perfectly cooked, perfectly seasoned tripas. The buche was awesome - tender and juicy. Carnitas - not tex mex crap - this is the real deal. Like southern pulled pork. Cabeza was great, the carne asada solid, the al pastor was up there. I've had better tortillas but I'm not complaining - these worked. The food was so delicioso it actually brought a little tear to my eye. And talk about cheap eats. Tacos are like a buck each. Be sure not to order more than 2 or 3 tacos per person at a time - they're best served hot off the grill. You can always go back to the counter and order again, and again, and again.... And be sure to throw a five spot in their tip jar, they deserve it. (photos submitted)

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OMG!!! Thank you Yelpers for this AWESOME Discovery!!! The food is EXCELLENT!!! I enjoyed this place so much that I came twice in 3 days. Great food, Great service and pay attention to the photography/paintings on the wall. The artist is great! By the time you get a burger +frieds ( please share the fries - it's wayyyy too much for one person) & a drink - your looking at around $20 - Completely worth it! Please come to Los Angeles!!! We could use a place like yours here!