Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Example Input: The piercing artist touches the needle and the nose as she screws a nose ring on. The piercing artists
Example Output: cringes the piercing mode before talking again.

Example Input: Someone sees the waitress leave the cafe. Someone
Example Output: opens the door covering the front door.

Example Input: The person sprays the muffin pan with non stick spray, spoons the mixed ingredients into the muffin pan, then puts it in the oven to bake. When done the pan is removed with gloved hands, then one of the muffins
Example Output:
takes the knife and finishes with pasta mixture.