input: Write a negative yelp review.
output: I went in yesterday for my 1st ever eye exam. Yeah, I know that's pretty bad since I'm 27 and stare at computer monitors all day long for a living but hey you're not my mother so quit judging me. Geez. Back to my review :) I made an appointment with Prime Eye Care about three weeks ago. Bringing me to disappointment #1: I received no reminder call saying "Hey your appt is tomorrow, blah blah blah". Now I know it's MY appointment and they may have been busy but isn't it sort of the front desk persons job to call patients and remind them of scheduled appointments. Not such a big deal though. So, moving on. Disappointment #2: The doctor had NO people skills at all. He just wanted to get this over with. I told him this was my 1st ever eye exam you'd think he'd at least let me know what's going on before sticking this and that in my eye. But no. All I got was a sit still, open your eyes, look up. I mean come on dude YOU'RE STICKING A FREAKIN LIGHT IN MY EYE. At least give a girl a heads up and all. It just would have been nice to have a little warning like "Hey, I'm going to have you look all over the place while I stick this uncomfortable rather bright light in your eye, do your best to stay as still as possible and keep your eyes open". But no I received nothing of the sort. Then he puts these drops in my eyes and has me sit out in the waiting room. I had no idea why, so as I'm sitting there and my eyes begin to feel more and more awkward, I start to freak out a little. "Is this whats suppose to happen? Why can't I see? Oh no something's wrong". After being ushered to another exam room I come to find out that all that is normal, it's actually what was expected to happen. Thanks for the HEADS UP DOC. So then the doc comes back in with another damn light to stick in my eyes. Then he rambles off all this technical eye jargon that pretty much left me with a big fat "HUH". But I think I got the gist of it. So now brings me to the disappointment #3 (the big one): I go to the front desk, pay my copay, no big deal then the front desk gentleman asked me if I had sunglasses, to which my reply was yes in the car. That was it. Nothing else. I had NO IDEA until I stepped out into the Arizona sun, scratch that the Arizona HOT BRIGHT AS HELL sun, to figure out why the gentleman asked me if I has sunglasses. Oh my god! A little warning that it was going to feel and look as though I was WALKING ON THE SUN would have been nice. I mean come on people! I couldn't see a damn thing until I got all the way back to my car and put my sunglasses on. My eyes were dilated for the next few hours, which would have also been nice to have been told about. I wouldn't have tried to go back to work had I know that little tid bit of info. I gave a two because all in all, I got my eye exam over with so that was good. The doctor seemed like he knew what he was doing, so that was good. The office itself was rather nice looking. And I'm in a good mood this morning. I'm just used to a more friendly office visit. I wish they would have just talked to me is all. Is that too much to ask for?
input: Write a negative yelp review.
output: Enjoyed the restaurant with friends until my food showed up. I ordered the chicken and fries. I received a lot of fries that were under friedand this little piece of chicken. It was $12.99 for fries and 4 bites of chicken. Everyone else's meal was worth the price. The menu has totally changed. new look, less choices and higher prices.
input: Write a negative yelp review.
output:
The food is okay but service can improve, A LOT. FOOD (first order) 1) Catfish Basket with Fries (Med heat) $10: Best thing! The basket comes with large pieces of fried catfish. They taste amazing, tender, and extremely moist ^_^ The fries are crisp on the outside and soft on the inside (my fave way to eat it!). The Med seasoning is a dry season and was pretty good as it had a teeny tiny kick but you can still taste the food. 2) Gumbo with rice $6: Dont get this item. Totally not worth it!! The gumbo was pretty bland that I had to put in a ton of Tabasco to make it taste like anything. They barely give you any rice (please see the Service note below). 3) 2 lb. Crawfish (She-Bang seasoning and Med heat) $10/pound: When the bag was first placed on the table, all you see are super large crawfish soaking in a bath of liquid yumminess. Then you grab one and is let down that there isn't even a small kick to the Med heat. And the more you dig in, the more you notice the crawfish are smaller and smaller. Yes i understand that it is still by weight so its not like you're getting cheated... but I want big ones and that's that!! FOOD (2nd round of orders): 1) Chicken Tender with Fries (XXX heat) $7: The chicken tenders aren't anything special and the pieces are not large (but at least they weren't small lol). Same fries except the XXX seasoning was all heat and no taste. 2) 2 lb. Crawfish (She-Bang seasoning and XXX heat) $10/pound: So i should have explain their heat level earlier - the XXX is suppose to be the hottest one as its stated on the menu "Cant feel my mouth" and the level right above that is the Med... They need to figure out something to go in between the Med and XXX. The XXX was indeed spicier then the Med but if you're a restaurant you should know that a hot level should still mean you maintain the taste of your food! There was so much cayenne/chili pepper in the dry XXX heat that you couldn't taste any of the food. All you get is a coating of dry power that overwhelm your taste buds. I would like to make a point that is probably not that important but for me I feel like its something worth noting... They only give you one corn when you purchase at least 2lb. bag of crawfish. Which is fine... but where is the potato!?!? Yes I know this isnt Hot n' Juicy... but where is it!?!?! SERVICE: Where should I start... So our server didnt introduce himself so i'm only assuming his name is Spencer since it was on our check which may not be correct since half way through another waiter assisted us. He wasnt really friendly as we had to ask about pricing for everything. I'm sorry, if I'm inquiring about pricing, wouldn't you assume i would like to be inform and you should be nice to let me know instead of me having to pull teeth???? Our waiter talked my fiance out of ordering the XXX the first time around, which is fine and we took it as friendly advice. However, when we got our Med heat orders we wanted something spicier, we asked if we can get a small side of the dry XXX seasoning so we can get more kick. We were told he cant do that but if we wanted to order something else such a side order of corn, I can get the corn in a big soaked with liquid XXX sauce... great so if I want to season my food to my liking, you're going to make me buy more... right... This annoys me the most since he was the one convincing us not to order the XXX in the first place. Anyway moving on... I ordered the Gumbo with Rice and I didnt get gumbo with rice. The whole reason for going to Boiling Crab was cause I was craving rice with lots of sauce! And what could satisfy my craving for saucey rice?? Gumbo! but nope, didnt even hit the stop. I had to stop another waiter and tell her that I didnt get my correct order. Instead of just bringing me a cup of rice, she takes my whole cup back to the kitchen and comes back with it...when i get my cup back, it looked like someone took 1 spoonful of rice and dumped it in. I didnt realize rice was such an expensive item that I cant even get more than 1 spoonful. So after all this interaction, our waiter comes by and ask us how we were doing. My fiance being the nice guy that he is says everything is great where I said things werent so good. I'm pretty sure our waiter thought I was being sarcastic since my comment came after my fiance and it assume it was though "oh its awful but i'm still stuffing my face that's its obviously amazing food"... nope, I didnt say it like that or mean it like that. He just walks off like nothing happened. So i'm writing this review a few hours after my visit to Boiling Crab... and in our group only three of us had their "fresh" crawfish... and now all three of us arent feel so well. That sums up my extremely delight experience and will never stop back in that place and any of their other locations. EVER.