Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A: I've been boycotting this store since 2009. One afternoon after browsing for a while with my kids, I allowed my 10yo and 8yo to stay in the children's section to pick out a book to spend their allowance money on while I ran next door to TJ Maxx to buy the toddler a pair of shoes. I'd been gone 30 minutes when I returned to find the horrid lady in the children's section had called the police on us. She never asked the kids their ages and didn't ask if they had a way to reach me (they did). The police talked to them, realized they were perfectly well behaved consumers, and assured me I'd done nothing illegal. Avoid like the plague.

Problem: Write a positive yelp review.
A: Checked this place out tonight and was blown away by how incredible this place is. The drinks are unique and have a variety of rums to choose from (rum is the only liquor they carry from what i understand.) The food phenomenal as well. I ordered the avocado spring rolls, catch the day (which was salmon), and the jerk pork. Each had a unique flavor. For dessert the chocolate creme brule was recommended to us and enjoyed every last bite. Service was excellent. Our waiter was knowledgeable about the menu and gave excellent recommendations, as it was our first time. I would highly recommend trying this place. Perfect for small groups or dates.

Problem: Write a positive yelp review.
A:
Awesome thin crust pizza. The crust is cracker crispy, just burnt enough on the edges to give it the right smokiness. The toppings are just right too. Does anyone even order anything else? FYI to Holly S., there was a Monical's in Chicago's Western Suburbs (Lombard?) a few years ago but sadly, it closed.