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Output: This is only about their chili. Worst chili ever. I was so under whelmed that I couldn't wait to write a review. This review is only for the chili. Looked great but that first bite was just terrible. It was so salty but sweet at the same time. It seems like they just opened a can of ketchup, put some beans and meat into it and called it a day. I had a short stop and just wanted to grab something quick, should've grabbed a sandwich somewhere else instead. The experience of ordering (take out) wasn't great either. Right outside it smelled really foul, like a dirty bathroom but it's not coming from the bathroom. A flight attendant walked by and was asking her collegue "Why does it always smell so bad here?" There are many more options and they all cost about the same. Next time I'll know to try somewhere else.

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Output: This store definitely has the worst customer service I've ever encountered - employees are uninformed, unhelpful, rude, and ocassionally liars (if they say a machine, like the pipe cutter, is broken don't believe them!). It is the closest large store, though, and sometimes they're the only one that has something I need - the best thing I've figured out is to find the two or three employees that actually care about the place (they're usually older, and can be recognized by their offering of help) and always go to them with a question. There's a guy in lighting especially he will tell you to go to a person in the department you need, but express that you need a person that helps, not the one assigned to the department desparately trying to look too busy to help.

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Output: This one is a big fail. After having been told numerous times that I had to go to Clasen's Bakery, I finally went. What I found was a large room filled with unappetizing, boring baked goods. Nothing in here did I want, or have any desire to try. There were loaves of bread, but the selection is better at Whole Foods or Willy Street Co-op. The cookies had the panache and flair of the garbage that is sold in Starbucks. Chocolate chip, peanut butter, sugar? What is so European about any of this? Greenjim H said about high prices? I am not sure what he bought, I saw nothing that would be classified as high priced. The pastries were as boring as the cookies, danish, morning bun? I don't know how this classifies as a European bakery. This is an average bakery, in a very far out of the way place. I am sure there are better places to go to grab a loaf of bread and a cookie.

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Objectively bad. When I found out this place was owned by the people that owned El Toro it all made sense. I do not know how this place or El Toro manage to stay in business considering that they are literally some of the worst "mexican" places I have ever eaten at. A friend of mine ordered the guacamole and reported feeling not well after eating it (she hadn't been drinking so you can't blame the booze).