Problem: I would actually give Luxor 2 1/2 stars...We arrived on a Thursday night, everything check in on quick and easy...We were also given VIP bands for Cathouse with free champagne for girls until midnight; at Cathouse, Mr Creep Carrot Top himself was there and staring at my chest in the pictures-which actually achieved our goal of finding the biggest D-bag in Vegas. Friday we attended the AVP tourney at Mandalay extremely hungover, 2 of us decide to go back and nap before heading out later that night. When we get back, my key doesnt work and my ID is locked in the room. I go to registration and they say they cant get me another key without an ID, and would even have security let me in to get my ID. It was a huge hassle to get into the room again, which ultimately I slept in the hallway until someone else in our room got back...and surprisingly, the hallway floor was much more comfortable than the beds. The beds were like sleeping on concrete...I woke up with a sore body and random bruises, and since I dont remember falling so I have decided they are bed sores. Unless free, I would not stay at the Luxor again.
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Problem: My brother just moved here to go to ASU and said this was "the nicest theatre" he's ever been to... I'm not sure if I'll go that far, but it is clean and the stadium seats are pretty neat. Movies are just so expensive to go to anymore... I would highly recommend getting the reusable harkins cup, only $1.50 to refill. And I've heard that if you save your popcorn bag and come back in a relatively short time (a week maybe) they will refill that for free.
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Problem: WHAT A DUMP! I attended a conference in neighboring Mandalay Bay. Because it was sold out, I found myself over at the Luxor. Wow, I forgot how bad this place was First - it's really showing its age. Run down rooms, run down common areas. Everything about it feels dated Second - the rooms. Uncomfortable beds, elevators that are broken, and take forever to get up and down from your floor, and the worst as a business traveler: Despite advertising it, the internet service was not working in my room Third - the scene. Just not a lively mix of people. No matter how much sex appeal they want to throw into their marketing, there is very little sexy about this place (unless, of course, you're into old and stodgy). Maybe LAX is ok as a nightclub, but that's about it. Finally - location. It's pinned down on one end of the strip, near tropicana, excalibur, nyny, etc. While Mandalay Bay is nice, and MGM is ok too, you're just a bit too isolated there. Next time, I will register for conferences earlier, just to make sure I don't end up in another dump of a conference overflow hotel.
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Problem: Gilbert, if you like a wine list of literally ten wines, a menu consisting of bread and bread byproducts, 40 year old Gilbert moms trying to look cool, and whiffing the smell of a far greater restaurant next door i.e. Liberty Market or Joe's, then Postino East is the way to go. I heard of Postino while reading another great issue of Phoenix Magazine while getting my hair trimmed at Great Clips. Hmm I said. This restaurant sounds intriguing. Making my way to the Gotham City of the desert, Gilbert, i maneuvered my Mini Cooper through the thriving metropolis, and parked in one of Postino's well graveled parking spots. It was then I entered Gilbert's version of a wine cafe. When I drink wine at a wine bar I expect it to taste like the nectar of the gods, unfortunately at Postino's this isn't the case. Their wine list is less insignificant then Tim Meadows's career. With so little to choose from I ended up ordering a wine I've never tasted before; a risky proposition to be sure. My wine ended up tasting like the liquid equivalent of Journey without Steve Perry. After emptying the reminder of my wine in one of Postino's urinals, I decided to eat some food. I ordered the bruschetta sampler in which i get to pick out four different kinds of flour based goodness. The pesto salami was definitely my favorite; sort of like Michael Winslow being my favorite in the Police Academy films. The atmosphere is interesting the say the least; if you enjoy looking at women with sun spots and 8 year old twins and the creepy men checking them out from across the room then this is your spot. I'll pass and stick with Joe's across the street.
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