Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: much like my eriberto's review there are certain guidelines and codes of conduct that are associated with Slices; and while i am currently a little too lazy to make an in depth crack at it here's the jist: steps to properly enjoy pizza at slices 1. drown yourself in alcohol; slices is only tolerable if thoroughly drunk, otherwise thoughts like "i wonder how long these have been sitting out under those heat lamps for" or "why is my pizza cold" or "why does this taste strange" will pop into your head, ruining your meal. 2. don't bring your girlfriend here; not only will she think you're a cheap dicknose but she'll look down on you for your horrible taste, and as a cautionary tale there is usually a minimum of 3-5 complete bromosexual pseudo-alpha males here decked out in their matching affliction shirts and amped up on enough cheap domestic light beer/red bull/anabolic steroids to make Danny Bonaducci look normal, just in case you might not want your special lady friend oggled&harassed. 3. avoid at all costs; but if absolutely necessary to eat here- choose a meat free option. my detractors will wish they'd heeded my words when they're crouched over the commode spewing up that bacteria infested pepperoni the next day. All in all, with the various pizza options in the area; -Otto's -Tessio's -Spinato's -La Bocca -Venezia's why would you eat this garbage?
Q: negative

A: Ordered delivery from here I've had better noodles in a cup! Horrible food! The best thing I'll say I's customer service was great
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer: I've been coming to One for over a year now. Yet this is the second day in a row that I have received an untoasted bagel with hardly any cream cheese on it. My tea bag was only half full. When I mentioned it to the barista she merely said its always like that. Again, I've been purchasing my beverages and bagels at one coffee for over a year now as I am a student at ASLS. I am extremely disappointed and may not return.
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Output: This place could be a lot better, but the service is simply not there. Went in there for dinner and it took about 45 minutes to get our food after we ordered. Waitress never checked in with us and had the nerve to drop off the check before our food even got there!
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output: I got my hair done here today I had Claudia up for my hairstylist she was absolutely amazing I definitely recommend her she absolutely knows what she's doing I have blond hair and I have had a rough time finding someone that can do it right
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer:
When did this place turn into a kids karaoke bar ? We used to come here all the time on Saturday nights and have a great time. Now groups of kids sit at tables waiting for their next turn to sing high in their high pitched voices, it's so annoying. Also, the waiters and waitresses are just hanging out in booths socializing and ignoring their customers. My husband went to the bathroom and came back saying there was a drug deal being done in the bathroom and lines being snorted in the stall. Not going back, it's a shame.