Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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- positive) review?

Answer: This is a very dumpy club. Some closets, the bar area and the men's room might be bigger. I would call it intimate, but it has no intimacy, it is like an afterthought. They have one bathroom with one toilet each for men and women - that must be a code violation. It was like seeing a show in your buddies garage and a bad show at that. On this night, I donated 10 bucks to watch Bob Howard and Friends, which was actually some old lawyer moonlighting as a comedian. The rest of Bob's friends were old and older and I did not manage to laugh once, except at the dude who was wearing a fishing hat that Bob Newhart probably owned. That same moron would not accept my two buck off coupon at the door claiming it was a special night. A bunch of amateur comedians at a 6pm show does not sound too special to me. Out of respect for a date, I had to wait until after the show to heckle this guy. His whole 15 minute act was asking the front row of people what they did and making fun of them, an act of a child. I felt much better when I heckled him in the hallway, asking him if he knew any jokes and he had no response. The two drink minimum is not mentioned until you sit in your seat and on this night, the waitress overcharged me for a beer on special. She lost out on a tip. Poor staff, poor comedy, poor venue - go to a real comedy club, unless you are a good heckler because you might be star of the show at that point.

Problem: What would be an example of an positive (OPTIONS:
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Answer: I'm always pleasantly surprised with the service and quality of food. The sand which I was served actually looked exactly like the one in the picture. The store is always clean and the napkin/sauce station is always stocked. I feel like I don't have to mention that the staff is always professional and pleasant. If you've been you probably know exactly what I'm talking about. It's probably just me, but everyone I order I ask about any sauces or toppings they might out on and I always forget that they are naturally made exactly the way I like it. I really should go more often. That's all.

Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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- positive) review?

Answer:
Absolutely HORRIBLE. We were promised a bill of 100.06 every single month that's with tax and EVERYTHING included, our first bill was 250, with a late fee tacked on, it has been exactly one month since everything was installed and we are already getting a late fee for a bill we never got. Also our cable was installed with a broken hdmi cable and the guy knew it was broke when he installed it, left and said the picture would get better. Of course it never did because it was BROKE. I contacted cox about how horrible everything has been working and their response was well let us know if it's still not working in a couple days, WHAT!? It's broke!! It's not going to work in a couple days, it isn't going to work until you FIX it. I of course called when I opened my bill and saw 250 and the lady was snotty and a know it all and told me that the reason things aren't fixed is because I used the chat option online and chatted with a representative and I should have called instead, why would you even have the chat option if we aren't suppose to use it!? Switching to direct tv ASAP!