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Output: I went and after waiting 45 minutes at FAST Med, got no diagnosis and sent to the ER or my doctor. I was charged $115.00 for that. Seems like a lot to have to pay for nothing. Now I have to pay again, somewhere else.

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Output: After reading yelp reviews, I decided this place was a must-visit. I went there on a weeknight at 8:30pm, thinking I was late enough to be able to get in without waiting, but found out I had to wait FORTY FIVE MINUTES! That is how popular this place is. I ended up leaving and making a reservation for dinner 2 days later. If you want to eat here at dinner without a wait, you MUST call in advance! Our waiter was extremely helpful in explaining the menu items, since nobody in my group was familiar with thai food. He was very patient and gave us helpful suggestions, and our water was always promptly filled. Thank goodness for that, because the food was HOT. My group likes spicy food, so we asked for our dishes to be prepared to a 5, 7, and 8 on the 1-10 spiciness scale. IT. WAS. INTENSE. Hence my drinking 3 glasses of water, and thank goodness my waiter was prompt in refilling my water because I might've died otherwise. If you ask for a number higher than 5, know what you're getting into: A 10 would be practically nuclear. I can't recommend the fried catfish enough. It's one of their specialties, and for good reason. We ordered fried catfish with basil. The catfish pieces were so tender and flavorful, they tasted like a much more expensive fish. Any of the curries is also delicious. One dish I do not recommend is any of the dips. For $10, all you get is a plate of blanched vegetables (which are pretty fresh, to their credit) and a cold "dip" which is often more like a salad. But the other items we had more than made up for this miss. I always imagine dives like lotus of siam to have giant portions, but the servings here are small, rendering the restaurant more expensive than the menu prices would suggest. It's enough, but you probably won't have leftovers. All in all, this place truly impressed me. I've never had thai food better than this!

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Output: i usually go to eat dim sum on Decatur of las vegas, and the reason i come to this restaurant is a lot of people tell me they have the best dim sum in las vegas. first, i don't make any common on the taste of food, because since i start to eat dim sum, i think every dim sum restaurant make the food same on taste. i didn't eat any dim sum that is bad on taste, i also didn't eat any dim sum that is perfect. i wont say don't go this restaurant to someone, but i will not suggest this restaurant. their service is too f**king slow. i am OK if a popular restaurant get a little bit slow. but if a restaurant can make me mad because they sooooo slow, then they do have big problem on their management. if you have eaten dim sum, you know every serve is a little tapas style plate, you don't eat a lot on on plate. i started to eat at this kj restaurant at 10:30, and i f**king only ate got 4 plate in 2 and half hours!!!!!!!! finally, i asked the server if they can order my food for me, they say, go check the food cart, but where is the f**king food cart.!!! i finally take the to go, because i cant sit at here any more.

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Completely mediocre. I have eaten ALOT of sushi and this was a waste. Especially for the money. Service slow. Sushi not tasting to fresh and mucho $$$. Had 1 roll 2 beers and 5 orders of nigiri for $137... Ouch....