Question: And it upsets mum which only upsets me more . Then everytime I see Lily , while I adore seeing her and getting snuggles , it makes me sad . It makes me sad cause it makes it hit home that the things I wanted for my life , I have not got . By now , I had wanted to be married with at least one child , maybe more . OPTIONS:
- Lily is a reminder of her failure to have a stable relationship and children
- Lily breaks up this persons relationships , preventing marriage
- Lily is upsetting because she fails to reach her goals
- Lily likes to snuggle too much
Answer: Answer: Lily is a reminder of her failure to have a stable relationship and children

Question: The Rockies gave way to smaller , smoother ranges , which ended abruptly in the vast plains around Calgary , causing us both to shout incredulously at the landscape , pop our ears , and take even more pictures . We made it into downtown Calgary at something like 7 or 8 am on Saturday , and perhaps we would have been more patient if we 'd slept , but we were pissed . No one was around ! No cafes of any kind were open ! OPTIONS:
- We are stranded .
- None of the above choices .
- We are exploring .
- We are moving there .
Answer: Answer: We are exploring .

Question: I feel useless , I do n't know why I was put on this planet . If it was to make someone else happy then fair enough - tell me who ? But it certainly was n't so I could live a happy life anyway . OPTIONS:
- Things are going their way .
- Someone broke up with them .
- They do n't feel like their life is going anywhere .
- None of the above choices .
Answer: Answer: They do n't feel like their life is going anywhere .

Question: Did the audience care ? Absolutely not ! The whole idea is to be FUNNY and the audience does n't care if it 's an old joke or one manufactured to be new ( using an old joke premise ) as long as they are entertained . Nothing new is under the sun , but I am the first to admit that we must keep joke files ( especially if you are working for kids ) and to rewrite and revamp jokes and material . How you change a joke makes it more your own than actually inventing the joke premise ( which was probably invented in vaudeville days or before ) . OPTIONS:
- They will use impromptu humor .
- None of the above choices .
- They will use jokes from the file .
- They will improvise .
Answer:
Answer: They will use jokes from the file .