Problem: Write a positive (OPTIONS:
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A: I really like it here, primarily because with Grand Lux's expansive menu of comfort food items and fine consistent cooking, each visit can be a different dining exploration. On my latest foray, I enjoyed the magnificently sour complimentary Sourdough Bread with slathered butter before starting in earnest with lovely colorful and toothsome Seared Rare Ahi, that came with seasoned Bean Sprouts, Pickled Cucumbers, carrots, and Sichuan Sauce. And, Diane's Pot Roast-Cheese Fries with Gravy featured melt-in-your-mouth beefy strands of Pot Roast and great brown Pot Roast Gravy, along with Mild Cheddar Cheese, ladled over tasty French Fries, for a rather unique appetizer. Shaking Beef with Green and Red Onions and a warm Lemongrass-like sauce included tender pieces of Beef Tenderloin prepared medium rare at my request. Mixed with a large mound of Steamed White Rice it was quite delectable! Meanwhile, Diane enjoyed her Gnocchi covered with customized Alfredo Sauce. Service was topnotch throughout the meal, and being seated in a comfortable booth with hard driving music playing in the background provided a nice ambiance for our late night dinner. Once again xxxx-1/2 stars overall!
Q: positive

A: Exceptional baked goods and an even better variety. If you're looking for something sweet or something savory, they normally have you covered. The ham and gruyere croissant is my favorite, but I haven't tried anything that I would not have again. Coffee is generally good - intelligentsia brewed drip coffee. Prices are on the high side for baked goods, but they are matched by the quality. My only bone to pick, and this is a small one, is that they have a $5 minimum purchase for credit cards. It's a little counter intuitive, as they use a Square card reader, and Square charges a flat 2.75% no matter the purchase amount. All that said, it's not hard to spend more than five bucks there, but if you're stopping by after work to get just a baguette and you don't have cash, be prepared.
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer: Oh Maizie's, I've always had a love/hate relationship with you. My first visit to Maizie's had me hunting for their Inside Out cheeseburgers. I'd heard raves and praises. I was psyched. Meh. Nothing special. In fact, it was a bit of a disaster. The more I ate, the more I felt like a 5-year-old had invented this concept. It's not as good as it sounds. Believe me. The service was equally disappointing. After pleas from my staple dining companion, I went back for an afternoon lunch and cocktail. What a turnaround! Great Blackened Steak Salad. It paired nicely with a honey bourbon concoction. Packs a nice savory/sweet punch! Service still sucked, but I was willing to overlook it. Phoenix ambiance, snobby Scottsdale-like service. I went back several times for the salad and cocktail. It was on my dining rotation. Then, recently, we decided to grab takeout. Bad idea. The server on the other end of the phone sounded annoyed that we were calling! She barked that they weren't serving the salad any longer. Mmm, okkkay. Snap decisions led me to their regular burger, hoping that I wouldn't regret. I also was willing to forgive the crappy service. Maybe she was slammed? Arrive for pickup. Sure enough, slammed. Ok, ok. I'll let it go. Excited to enjoy my burger, I dive in immediately after arriving home. Meh. In fact, below meh. Delux, it was not. Floppy ciabatta bread, greasy burger, plain and underwhelming. In fact, I would've preferred my grandmother's burger. And believe me, my Salvadoran grandmother made HORRIBLE burgers. Maizies, unless I'm dining or drinking with a crowd and overruled, you won't be seeing me anytime soon.
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Generate a positive review for a place
Output: I've been around the world and have grown to appreciate real barbers like they have throughout Turkey. Here Armen is a master. Don't be fooled by the simple decor and older neighborhood. This place is a buried treasure if you want a real cut by someone who enjoys their work. He came from Uzbekistan then to NYC then to Scottsdale now he owns this place in Glendale. It's worth a trip. Get the works: hair beard mustache.
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output: Total Wine and More is a liquor mecca. All kinds of obscurities and mainstays under one roof, it's beautiful. The best part is, the prices are great too. I can get a 750ml bottle of Johnny Walker Black label for $19 sometimes, that's about half as most other places. Twelve packs of beer (good stuff, like Dundee honey brew and Moosehead Lager) for ten bucks. Tequila, and I mean good tequila, for about $20 a bottle. Kegs, boxes of premixed martinis, oh, and wine. My wife and I bought all the wine for our wedding here, they even give you a discount if you buy by the case. I never walk out of there for less than $100, and that's only because I find so much good stuff. I always try to grab something new and interesting when I walk through the aisles. I am sometimes caught by sample stations giving our samples of wine or beer and it's so good (and priced well) that I typically grab some of that too. My latest discovery is TY-KU, an Asian spirit which tastes something like Sake, Melon liqueur, and Green Tea. It's only $20 for a large bottle and the bottle has a very pretty light in the bottom that illuminates the green deliciousness when it sits on your shelf. It's fantastic over ice. I've been going here for two years now and there are only TWO things EVER that I have asked for and was not there, hard root beer, and mexican bottled coca cola. That's it. And I've asked for some pretty obscure things...so that ain't bad at all. They have a really nice Cigar selection too if you're into that kind of thing. Anyway, enough of my rambling. If you're a drinker (drink responsibly) and take a trip over here, you'll be glad you did. Oh, but the sign on the front is misspelled. It should read "Total WIN". ...zing.
Q: negative

A:
Ok, it's time to update this review. We stayed here for 3 nights on a recent Vegas trip and during all 3 nights, at least 1 elevator was out of order which caused a traffic jam to go up/down the hotel tower. It took FOREVER to get back to our room! Besides that, all of the same things are still here....bad cigarette smoke and the food options are terrible....except for Ping Pang Pong, which is the only reason why I gave this place 2 Stars instead of 1. Return Factor 10% (to eat at Ping Pang Pong)