Q: What is shakespeare's parents names?
A: John Shakespeare

Q: Where did apostle paul grow up?
A: Tarsus, Mersin

Q: Who are the players on the toronto maple leafs?
A: Phil Kessel

Q: What did people in the bible say about jesus?
A:
A lot of people say to me, Why did you kill Christ? I dunno... it was one of those parties, got out of hand, you know. We killed him because he didn't want to become a doctor, that's why we killed him.