Problem: Write a positive (OPTIONS:
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A: Awesome pizza and great friendly workers.
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A: I am in LOVE with Hank's Steakhouse at the Green Valley Ranch. Their Rib Eye is amazing and always cooked perfectly and the cream corn is to die for.. I never even thought I would like cream corn but the waiter convinced me to try it and now I don't know how I ever lived without it. It's a little odd how they pull the entire table out so you can get into the seats but it is pretty comfortable. The place is gorgeous and the staff is very nice. I only wish I could afford to go there again!!
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer: Make sure you've eaten your meal before you go! I love the newish Downtown Phx vibe. The redone Public Market, Cibo's, etc. When we wanted to go out for a bite last weekend, we ended up at Vig. My sis-in-law had been to another Vig's with good reviews. What could possibly go wrong? I ordered nachos to share which arrived in an enormous platter -- everything oozing and really beans shouldn't ooze. Note to restaurant, just 'cause it's massive does not make it good. My brother, the meat lover, ordered sliders which he declared inedible. Something about the gristle. My s-i-l had French Dip which was more like little leftover pieces of meat-- from the bone?- squished on a roll. Verdict, not worth the calories. We all liked the sweet potato fries, the ones that weren't drenched in oil anyway. The outdoor seating looked nice.
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Output: Ambiance was nice. Food was delivered swift which initially I thought was great. However, it proved to be under prepared and hardly mediocre. I will give it one more try.
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output: First of all, I don't know why I keep coming back to this location. I've had so many horrible experiences here and I guess I keep hoping they've had some staff changes and for once I'd get something that feigns customer service. Secondly, the girls almost never acknowledge you when you walk in. They seem too preoccupied with fluffing and folding underwear to stop and help you buy some. Thirdly, if you do get approached by an associate, she's almost guaranteed to have a snobby air about her...SUPER ANNOYING!! Can I just have someone measure me so I don't buy the wrong bra AGAIN?! Ugh!!! I'm sorry, but my money is green regardless if I'm shopping at South Park or not!! However, would it kill them to actually do their damn jobs?! I work retail too, and if I gave anyone service like these girls here, I'd be SO FIRED!! Save yourself the trouble...DON'T SHOP HERE!! :(
Problem: Write a positive (OPTIONS:
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Holy CRAP was this place packed today!! It's gotten astronomically popular since it arrived in this location about two or three years ago, and despite being a decent-sized establishment, if you arrive dead on at midday you're in for at least a five to ten min wait unless you're lucky. Just like I wrote in my review of Vogue Bistro, I felt like I wasn't dressed appropriately, although this time it was because while I was wearing brown camo cargo pants and a grey t-shirt, seemingly everyone else there - both typical patrons and servers alike - were dressed like they were starring in a Wiggles on-stage production. I'm a big fan of the Chicken Tikka Masala, which I've been ordering ever since it was an experiment listed on a sheet of A4 paper attached to the main menu; it's now a regular item. I also get the caramelized cauliflower with tahini which is utterly delicious. I'm NOT a big fan of cheap, sh1tty tattoos though, and I saw a whole stack of those too. Today was more or less a day like any other. Met the wife here, sat down, were promptly served our food. I went for the lavosh shawarma wrap instead of my usual since I'm trying to cut down on carbs (a very slight cutdown.. whatever!) but did get the cauliflower too. The cauli was different today. For a start, they brought it out on a full-sized plate, whereas it's normally served on a side-item-sized plate. Was fine with me as the wife usually shares it. While the lavosh wrap was absolutely delicious as I remember it being, the tahini sauce that went along with the cauli was weirdly sweet. Like it had sugar or syrup mixed in with it. Usually it's a more tan color and savoury, but this time it was more on the amber/orange side. When the server passed by I asked him whether the recipe had officially changed - he said no, and that they might have overdone one of the ingredients in the kitchen, but he definitely noticed the difference in color too. I said I was asking because I wouldn't order it again if it tasted the same, but I'm a big fan of the usual sauce. He said he'd check with the kitchen. Not more than a couple of minutes later he comes back carrying a giant dessert plate with a slice of duo-tone baklava on it, covered in giant sultanas (aka golden raisins, I believe) and dusted in cinnamon powder by way of compensation. Jesus on a pogo stick. Chevy Chase could have tobogganed down a snowy hill on the bastard. It was delicious - I shouldn't have eaten it but I did. Even the wife, who isn't a big fan of baklava, took a couple of bites and proclaimed that it was the best baklava she had ever had. Very nice of them to do this, especially being so busy. Double-size side item plate and a comped dessert for two - you folk in Liberia are sure missing out! Definitely coming back (I would have anyway, I had no major problem with the meal). I thoroughly recommend this place, it's a great all-round location if you want reasonably healthy macrobiotic stuff in a funky kind of atmosphere, long as you don't mind some of the saddest tattoos you'll probably ever see. They thoroughly deserve their high rating and a Yelp ambassador should consider giving them one of those "People love us on Yelp!" stickers that are inexplicably given to other places such as Mr Goodcents. Although, if you want proper fresh Greek, Greek Wraps just up the road trumps them. I'd rock up there for a chicken kabob wrap on their freshly baked pita any day of the week. And no, owner of Chicago Gyros, they didn't pay me to say that. BTW, Greek Wraps did a giant renovation around Christmas last year, the place is almost literally three times bigger. Now if only Haji Baba's would renovate that rancid cesspit they call a restroom..