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Output: Hey Sam's Town - if you're going to make a big deal about your fancy "Mystic Falls Laser Light and Water Show", UPDATE YOUR WEB SITE when you're CLOSING IT. It's a schlep out to this casino, but we made the drive to see this water show that my friends like. So we checked the web site on Saturday to find out the times for the show - 6pm, 8pm and 10pm. We had dinner at TGI Friday's to kill time for the 10pm show, and... found a small sign (under the huge banner advertising the show) that mentioned it's cancelled for maintenance for the rest of the month. Uh. Thanks. Schmucks. Sent an email to them that night complaining about this - didn't get a reply, but noticed today that their web site does now mention this closure.

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Output: Bland. Very, very bland. Huge disappointment, despite the hype. The only thing "twisted" about this place is the sheer amount of crap they pile on and not a single gram of seasoning. We ordered Andy's sage chicken and eggs with bacon mashed potatoes; and sausage gravy with biscuits. The chicken was dry. The maple reduction made the breading a bit soggy, which created an unsavory contradiction. Had breakfast at 10 am on Thursday morning. Wait was 10 minutes. Service was fair. Food was not worth the price, despite the large portion (which was left unfinished and us unsatisfied). Won't be coming back here again.

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Output: I would compared this place to a local Olive Garden or Chilli's with a little more personal flare. Pro Food was very good nice size portions. Close to parking garage Plenty of food with the groupon deal Presentation of food was great Centrally located Cons Wait staff doubled as bartender for the packed bar so they were not as attentive as possible. The area did not feel the most cleanest. Don't get me wrong it was not filthy but it looked as if had be a long hectic day and the place need a little TLC. Over all I would return for another visit.

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This place is GREAT but beware the portions are HUGE! The prices are great, hubby and I should have shared our biscuits and gravy but he didn't listen to me! Two large fluffy biscuits topped with yummy gravy exploding with sausage! He got his with mashed potatoes, I got mine with crispy potatoes, and they were excellent. I think it was only about $12 to $14 for the biscuits and gravy, which would have been great if we would have shared! :) The bloody Mary was just ok, it was pretty bland, I had to keep dumping Tabasco in it. The food is delicious, everyone enjoyed their meals... Supposedly everything is farm fresh and made from scratch. Highly recommended, this place will be a definite stop next time we are in Vegas!