input: Write a positive yelp review.
output: Im a male Sasquatch that could be a stand in for the Jack Links Beef Jerky commercials so Walking into a place called "Wax" with the possibility of coming out bare as a newborn is scary as hell. My GF loves being oh natural down there (ok ok I love her being that way as well) and she asked that I take her to lunch and then to the appointment afterwards. Being the love sick guy that I am, I agreed. The lobby is very intimate and Im guessing they don't have a lot of people waiting for their love one inside. The receptionist was very welcoming and offered me water and we made small talk for almost all of the 35mins it took them to wax the GF down to silky smooth skin. Im sure she had other things she could have been doing but I really thought it was cool she went out if her way to welcome me into the shop. The GF explained that the waxer was very professional and she liked her sooo much better than the last girl who waxed her at a different business the last time. I dont know what they did differently but she said there was very little pain this time and came out of the back smiling and laughing. The GF will be back and if Im free that day it will be my honor to sit out in the lobby and wait for my silky smooth goddess to emerge 30 minutes later.
input: Write a negative yelp review.
output: Don't recommend this place at all. We came in and ordered an everything bagel egg sandwich. We had it to go and decided to sit down. The sandwich looked like it was flattened and not really edible. Asked the gentleman to make another. After talking to the manager he told us they took the bagels out too early so they all look smashed. I asked them to switch it to a garlic bagel, since mine was garlic and it looked good. He had to have another conversation with the manager. Manager walks over. Definitely not manager material. She says, "we are remaking it." I asked if we could swap it to a garlic bagel like I asked the gentleman and before I could finish she says yes and seriously takes off running. Than they bring my wife's "new" sandwich and the eggs and bacon are cold! Worst customer service I've had at an Einsteins, usually I come here because they are tasty and the service is good. Not here, stay far away. Not worth a penny or second of your time.
input: Write a negative yelp review.
output:
As with most of the Vegas restaurants these days, it's all about quantity. Quality comes in third, behind volume and aesthetic. The Bellagio has the prettiest mediocre food that I've ever eaten...but it's completely unsatisfying. Our dinner mate who urged us to eat at the Bellagio thanks to a Travel Channel review was absolutely crestfallen when he took his first bite of the Kobe beef. "I don't think they massaged this cow enough," he remarked after chewing the tough meat. I agreed. That set the tone for the buffet. As I was trying to decide on salad selections, the server at the station praised the Thai salad, and declared it her favorite. I have no idea why it was considered Thai-there was almost no flavor, let alone spiciness that I usually associate with Thai food. The king crab legs were served halved lengthwise and ice cold. The drawn butter? I doubt that was butter. More like a golden hued oil. Yuck. Turkey? Dry. Everything I ate was completely lacking in flavor. Seriously, had I been blindfolded, I could not have identified a single item. The service was great for a buffet. We had the unlimited champagne/Bellini/mimosa which was a great deal at $8 per person, but cheap/free booze isn't hard to find in Vegas. I'm not a buffet person anyway, but this just cemented it for me. Off the menu, from now on.