This was yesterday : Breakfast in Port Orchard , followed by a ferry ride across the Puget Sound to Seattle ( where , for you Turlock folks , we picked up Anya for the day ) . Lunch was Indian food in Ballard . Then off to Golden Gardens park for the afternoon - running through the sand , playing in the surf , getting some sunshine .

A: Where is Golden Gardens Park located ?

I said I 'd give it two weeks and I was committed to that until I put the 12 year old mountain bike saddle back on and it felt 100x better than the Selle SMP . Marc C said something today ... he ca n't ride saddles with the slit in the middle . Maybe I ' m in that crowd ... the one the Pauls ride has one and these last two that ' ve killed me had slits .

A: What may happen if I try to ride with a saddle that has slit down the middle ?

I m so lazy . Today we are going to the gym ! Yahhh . Last nite I made veg sammiches and I was proud . Despite the taco this morning , I m really trying to get in shape .

A: Why would the narrator have to explain their desire to be fit ?

So today , I went back to work after four days of not being there , and hahaha , lots of things to do ! But there was time for a long lunch with izkariote , lonelybusiness , and ficcentricity ! Kat gave us HUGE SLABS OF CHOCOLATE CAKE . I think I can still feel it in my blood .

A:
What might happen if OP did n't show up for work again ?