Question:
Especially when you consider that we sold the old Ikea dresser that used to be in the space for $ 30 on Craigslist since we no longer needed it thanks to our bedroom 's new built - in closets . Actual project cost : $ 3 . Oh and for anyone saddened by the displacement of the three sunset pictures that used to hang on the wall , they 're looking great in the third bedroom ( which needed some wall art since we stole the big mirror from there ) .

How did the narrator make a profit ?
Answer:
They sold something on the internet .

Question:
Got tipped more for being feisty . We listened to whatever music we wanted and basically ran the show . Sure , the lack of ac in a 700sq ft bakery took its toll in the summer , but the pictures of me stealing a turkey make it worth it . I was a sandwich artist goddamnit !

How might I have felt when posting that I stole a turkey ?
Answer:
I felt amused and proud of myself so I told everyone .

Question:
He tried again . I finally walked away , but he was still trying - he might still be for all I know . I thought the grasshopper was the perfect parable of how we try to make ourselves holy . We try and try and fall and fail and try again - all in vain . Only Christ can live a holy life and he has promised to do it in us .

What might be the reason I was talking about the grasshopper ?
Answer:
I was trying to use it as an example of why we should never give up .

Question:
This pregnancy is going so fast ! I ca n't even keep up with my weekly updates on here anymore ! We just got back from our trip to Minnesota to see " Meemaw and Pops . "

What may be in the weekly update ?
Answer:
The progress of my pregnancy .