Problem: Write a positive yelp review.
A: I have been eating at the Yard House for years, since it is so close to my house, and so close to the mall. I've always had decent service, but my last visit really turned out to be a great one. My boyfriend and I went to happy hour to watch the football game (they have TV's EVERYWHERE.) We ordered two apps and two drinks. While our drinks and my food came out quickly, his wings were taking an unusual amount of time. I was so impressed when the manager came out to apologize sincerely, and explain why they were taking so long. He brought them out as soon as they were ready and took them off our bill, again apologizing and making sure we had everything we needed. As a former server, I understand things happen but it really makes a difference when the staff go the extra mile!!! I will, of course, be returning :-)

Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A: I just had the ice cream. That was when I didn't know where to go for ice cream. It tasted artificial, much like how everything else looked. There was also a weird feeling about the place - too self-consciously "cute" suspension of reality - almost as if a crime was imminent like a bad TV show. Looking at the rest of the food was almost disturbing - like school cafeteria food, only worse. Oh well, it discouraged me from eating anything the whole rest of the day.

Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A:
**This is a dining review only** 2.5 stars - While very pricey, the quality of the food and service are top notch. The portion sizes of the appetizers do not justify the inflated prices, but the entrees were decent portions. 1 star - "Caprese" - 3 slices of mozzarella cheese, 3 slices of tomato drizzled with olive oil and aged balsamic for $8.00. 1.5 stars - "Borracho Shrimp" - 8 small overcooked shrimp and 4 slices of toasted roll (~ 2 sq.in. ea) in 3/4 cup of buttery beer blanc for $11.25. 5 stars - "Classic Burger" - Angus beef cooked perfectly to order includes fries or fruit for $10.00. (X2) 2 stars - "Well Vodka" for $6.75. (X3) 3 stars - "Coors Light" for $4.00 (X2) Total = $67.50 plus tax and tip.