IN: That seems young as I sit here in Panera ( yeah , I took the day off ) looking at a table of 12 old men having their weekly breakfast with each other . Looks like most of them could have easily fought in WWII . On the other hand , I feel older . My back 's a little sore , my head hurts , I want to take a nap .
What may happen if I stay home instead of going to Panera ?

OUT: I may eat a meal alone .

IN: Maybe I wo n't be happy unless I ' m miserable with him . Us girls are such drama queens are n't we ? Always going around in circles confusing the crap out of one another . And when people try to give us advise or try to steer us in the right direction we always yell back because we know best .
What may be a fact about the speaker ?

OUT: They love drama .

IN: We were out the door according to schedule and even the Sunday drivers could n't keep us from getting to the cinema on time . We bought our tickets , purchased some snacks , and went in to get seats . When we opened the door to Theatre 2 , the unmistakable smell of urine slapped us in the face .
What might the writer do after opening the theater door ?

OUT:
Ask for a refund or exchange of tickets .