TASK DEFINITION: Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context
PROBLEM: This video shows Colin Minor's hammer throw in the junior olympics. He

SOLUTION: pop up javelin over the healthy field.

PROBLEM: The man puts one arm behind his back and adjusts himself to try and pick the bottle up with his mouth. The man then

SOLUTION: takes two slices of the ceramic cup.

PROBLEM: Someone thrusts out his upturned wrist. The driver

SOLUTION:
uses his feet, but his gun's attached to the longer, green chain.