Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A: Honestly, the only reason I'm giving this place 2 stars was because the cheesecake was heavenly. Everything else was a disaster; and this place deserves 1 star. To start off... we had a reservation for 7:30. The reservation was for 20 people. (Yes I know serving 20 people can be very difficult, but it can be done... Apparently this is not something that can be done at Maggiano's.) When we arrived the hostesses needed an EXACT number of people who would be dining. That would be 20; hence the reservation for 20 people... This was about 10 minutes of pointless back and forth with the hostess and how many freaking chairs needed to be at the table. 20! SHEESH! The next run around we got was that we were not allowed to be seated until all of the guests had arrived. After some of our guests arrived a few minutes later we were still all standing in the lobby. We were told our table would now be ready in 15 minutes. After 20 minutes of clogging up the front door and part of the bar area we walked up to the hostess and asked what the status was. Once again our table would be ready in 15 minutes. Another 20 minutes painfully ticked by. Oh did I mention we had a 3 month old and a toddler in the group? Anyone with a baby/toddler knows how great it can be waiting 45 minutes for a table. NOT! 50 minutes after our reservation had passed we were called up to be seated. Not one of the 3 hostesses apologized or even batted an eye that we had been standing there for 50 minutes?!?! ARE YOU FOR REAL!? Once we were seated we were understandably STARVING. Two waiters appeared to take our drink order. The young lady who helped was pleasant and very hospitable, but the gentleman who served us was rude! RUDE! RUDE! RUDE! Like we did something wrong spending our money at this establishment. We asked him if the toddler who was with us could get his water ASAP, as the long wait had been hard on him. He looked at us like we were from another planet. Not only did he not apologize for the wait he huffed and puffed and started stammering "YOU HAVE TO BEAR WITH US". WE HAVE BEEN BEARING WITH YOU FOR AN HOUR!!!!!!!!!!!!! The rudeness continued throughout the entire meal. After all of this, the food was mediocre. Nothing special. Bland. We were never apologized to from any of the staff nor were we even offered a fee appetizer or drink for the wait. If I ever return to this restaurant I can assure you it will be by force and not by choice. I can find good cheesecake at a lot of other restaurants that will be happy to take my money.

Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A: This place is a craphole. My friends and I have gone for a 2 AM breakfast a couple of times (I know that seems weird but it's cheaper than eating at the diner that caters the breakfast!) and the people working there are absolute dicks. The girl at the front door acts like she's the hottest thing since sliced bread. The girls that walk around are bit*hes unless you're throwing wads of money out. I jokingly told one of the girls that my friend wanted a lap dance and within 5 minutes he came back really mad. He said she danced and he handed her $30 and she said "NO! It's $60!" That's crazy considering the girls don't even look very good! Maybe I'm biased because I'm not a strip club kind of guy but this place is a bad way to end a good night

Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A:
This place is just inside the Miracle Mile Shops at Planet Hollywood. My friends and I were walking by on Saturday night when a club promoter stopped us and gave my friend and I free entry to their club and a buy one/get one drink coupon. So we said why not, let the guys walk off, and went inside. The club part is this little squared off section partitioned from the actual restaurant by sound proof black walls, but they're technically connected. And while the restaurant has all the trappings of a country bar (with a mechanical bull and country music playing) the club side is GHETTO. I'd feel safer at a dive bar just off the strip than in there. It's loud and gross, cups and garbage everywhere and there's not a lot of space. Most of the dance floor is taken up by a metal cage you can dance in, but there were mostly drunk girls barely hanging on to the poles and twerking to crappy music. It was nothing even decent to dance to. 3 beer pong tables are squished across from the club's bar. Nobody regulates them and I'm pretty sure nobody has cleaned the tables or cups in days. The bar itself.o .. I have NEVER had such bad service. Two female bartenders (wearing just a bra I might add) were talking sh*t and goofing off, not paying attention to customers. My friend and I sat there for more than 5 minutes waiting for service while nobody else was even at the bar... I'M SERIOUS. I practically had to wave my credit card in their faces, and finally they deigned to look at me. So I showed the girl our drink coupons (buy one/get one for well drinks or beers on tap) and asked for whiskey. She grabs Crown Royal off the top shelf and starts pouring without asking!!! Crown. Royal. When clearly the drink coupon is for well, and I didn't ask for any name brand. I had to yell at her to stop and give me a well brand, and she got pissed and threw the Crown away and then poured me a 1/4 shot of whiskey and charged me $7 for it. 1/4 shot. For $7. After trying to scam me for Crown Royal. After that we just wandered over to the restaurant bar and sat there for another round, but were wholly disappointed. Never again!