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Output: Terrible customer service!! My car sat for 40 minutes before the technician even started my oil change. If you are too busy to handle the volume of cars coming in, it is time to hire more technicians. If you choose to not hire more technicians, you have to give the customers a estimated time the car will be finished. I will never come back here again. My time is too valuable to waste when I know I can get the same services done at Cobblestone in 1/2 the time.

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Output: I recently moved to the area and tried out this place last month since yelpers had great things to say about it. The place was very clean and the guys were great, very friendly and entertaining and they offered everyone drinks. I don't remember what the gentleman's name was but he was on the far end. First of all, I'm Asian and I know my hair can be somewhat hard to cut sometimes. I asked him for a little bit off the top and a tight #1 faded up. Same thing I've gotten for years. I don't think the guy cutting my hair was licensed at all and had no idea how to cut my hair. When I asked for an inch off the length on top, he just took the clippers and shaved the top of my head all the same length. He never once touched a pair of scissors. No layering, no texturizing - just clippers. He did what you would do if you wanted a buzz cut: #1 guard on the clippers front to back all around my head. This is not how you cut hair - that's how you shave a head! When he saw me not liking what he was doing he kept repeating, "don't worry, don't worry". I was about ready to just get up and leave with my hair a mess (I should've). I left disgusted with my head looking horrible. I almost went somewhere else to have them fix it, but there really wasn't much hair left to do anything with. I feel bad for giving them a crappy review since all the guys were very nice and the shop is pretty sweet, but when it comes down to it, at least one of them doesn't know how to cut hair.

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Output: Good breakfast spot. It can get kind of crowded and you might have to wait a while. Once you get seated the service is very prompt. Our meal was served very quickly and it was very delicious. They have your standard breakfast menu here as well as some of their own breakfast specials. I tried the Border plate, which was like a frittata with chorizo and monterrey and cheddar cheese. It was very good. The chorizo was very delicious. Excellent breakfast place with good service

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How do you spell average? e-l-e-p-h-a-n-t-b-a-r how do you spell mediocre? e-l-e-p-h-a-n-t-b-a-r how do you spell blah? (hint: starts with an E) e-l-e-p-h-a-n-t-b-a-r! if you ever ask someone if they can recommend a movie, and they tell you go see independence day! then that is the sort of person you send to elephant bar. blaaaaaaaaaah. it is in the ranks of firebird's and so on. i can't claim that the food is bad because it's so resoundingly mediocre. if you are looking for a boring way to sustain life for just long enough to have a boring night with boring people in a boring place and on a boring day of the week, at a boring time of day, and with boring food and boring drink, boring menus and boring specials, boring beers and boring desserts, all while being mind-numbingly bored, then I say to you: e-l-e-p-h-a-n-t-b-a-r