Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer: This was the second food adventure I had while visiting AZ for the past weekend with my friends. I'm not that big into burgers, but I had to try this place ever since I've seen it on the Travel Channel. I was a little scared since this place cooks everything in LARD, but when in Rome... This place gets a 2 stars for a couple of reasons. First, the burger I had wasn't that great. It tasted like a back yard bbq session. I was expecting a little bit more. Second, after we got done eating my other friends felt like crap the whole day. I believe they spent some time with the porcelain seat back at our hotel... The only thing that saved this place from the 1 star is the Fries and the Shakes. The fries are pretty good and its bottomless. Maybe it was the LARD it was cooked in but the fries had a unique taste. The Vanilla Shake I had was good. My friends had the Strawberry Shake and can attest to its goodness as well. The best part of the Heart Attack Grill is........THE NURSES! If it wasn't for them, I would have walked out of this place as soon as I bit into my burger. Good Gimmick bad burger!

Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer: This may be a weird thing to like, but I really like the 1980's/1990's vibe this place gives off. You know what I mean: Back when malls were THE place to be. All it needs is an arcade and a Spencer's Gif.... Okay, it still has the Spencer's, but that old store just isn't what it used to be. But for what's there, it's good. Plenty of variety in the stores, and the eating places are reliable. It's good to cruise around in, and there's a little something for everyone. They even have a pet store with actual PETS in it! Seriously, what mall has that in this day and age? And that's why I like this mall overall: It has that nostalgic vibe to it when my family and I would go the mall on the weekend, and it always felt like such a big deal as a kid. Granted, I don't go crazy for malls these days, but it is admittedly cool to kind of see a mall similar to those old trips, and the mall itself is actually well maintained, and not one of those creepy, empty malls with five stores and even creepier people skulking about. All I can say is: Long live the old-school mall! It feels like less of an exclusive Vegas shopping experience, and more of an "any town" jaunt. And overall, that's okay too, especially when you don't want to put up with attitudes.

Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer:
Stopped by today for some tacos. As always the food was great and service excellent. Not sure why the vegetarian would go here?? It's for people who eat meat. Not people that eat rabbit food. Maybe find a salad bar somewhere else. Over all always solid food with great service and you can't beat the price.