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Output: I Hate long reviews, but I wanted to share my most recent experience here: Went to have lunch last Saturday and BOY what a waste of time and money. I've been coming here for years and I know that it is a hit or miss most of the time. It was packed, which is fine, they were setting up for large parties, but we were severely neglected (even though we were one of like 7 tables seated). Our server looked like she was having the WORST day of her life, and I don't resent her for it, who know what's what. We ordered Bloody Marys, which were basically shrimp cocktail sauce in a glass. I get using some horseradish in the mix, but the consistency and the flavor intensity was just straight up cocktail sauce. So disappointing because my man and I came a little hungover and were really looking forward to it. My pet peeve in restaurants is when stuff is sent out without anyone checking the food or doing a drink taste test. UGH!!! I had a french onion soup. It came with a large crouton with cheese on top of it. It was extremely inconvenient to eat, I was struggling with that big chunk of bread, glued to the cheese for a while. Tasty though. I'd really recommend dropping a piece of toasted bread in the soup and baking the cheese over the bowl, it's what French Onion Soup is ALL about, the cheese factor! I mean Google the thing for F sake and you will see many amazing ways of presenting this awesome dish! The bf had a blue cheese burger. He eats red meat like once in a year and was looking forward to it. Medium rare.... came out well done, extra dry and there was a very conservative drop of blue cheese on there. Meh. I had a turkey sandwich with cranberry sauce. First bite was like biting into smelly fish. The turkey was completely spoiled. I thought it was just me (because of the night before), the bf did a taste test and we sent it back. There was no significant reaction from the server, like AT ALL. And 20 min later she comes by and says "I'll take that off the bill for ya okaaay?" Like she was doing us a favor. We both looked at her and said "uhh... yeah, you will!" We noticed other patrons sending food back and the owner did absolutely nothing about coming over and talking to the guests or making apologies. Every time I see him, he just strikes me as a huge huge douche. And knowing this place (and many people who have worked here) he is and so is his wife. No wonder there is no enthusiasm in this place and why their employee turnover is so high. Shame. Do yourself a favor, skip lunch and have a dinner here. Service will always be total sh*t, but it's great atmosphere for you and your love and if you stick to perhaps the cheese plate, the muscles and other simpler items, you will not be disappointed.

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Output: Pancakes WERE dry that last review wasn't crazy. maybe its just a certain cook i dunno. but when we went, there was only 1 other table being served our meal still took around 30 minutes to get our food. he messed up our order but was quick and pleasant to fix the error. pancakes are HUGE. so if you like pleasant atmosphere, dry pancakes, and don't have anywhere to be soon, this is the place to be.

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Output: I seriously don't understand the hype about this place. I've been there twice and was not really impressed. First of all the tacos are tiny. The meat is decent but they are really small. The first time I was there I ordered 2, and the guy said "Thats it?!". They we're decent, not fantastic. Next time I tried the Fries with adobado. It's basically a pile of fries, topped with your choice of meat, guacomole, sour cream, some kind of mayo based sauce and unmelted shredded cheese. It's great if you're trying to consume 2000 calories in 1 meal.... I didn't really like them to be honest. They should melt the cheese. Nothing about this place stands out, I seriously think the Mexican food in LV is lacking... and this place is no different.

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Such a great concept, get a card, go to a station to order your freshly prepared meal, drink, or dessert how you like it and swipe away! Every station has a swiping device for your card to capture your order so don't lose it. The bar area is very plush and sassy.......me like! I'm a little confused on whether you actually have a waiter/waitress since everything is basically do it yourself and you take your card to the counter to swipe and pay before leaving. I tried the bolognese on this visit and although it was not as fab as Vivace's version, it was pretty good. The pasta is made on-site but it didn't taste fresh to me....I'm just saying. It was good but I think it was just way too many noodles and not enough sauce and I was only able to eat half and took the other half with me and they have neat tupperware like 'to go' containers that are microwavable.....nice! I'll have to try pizza and dessert on my next visit.