Question:
Well , I am in the city that never sleeps ! I ' m very excited ! We got here yesterday and have been doing all the tourist - y stuff while we can .

What am I doing on my trip ?
Answer:
Seeing the sights in NYC

Question:
The missus told me that I should shop inside the farmers ' market , but the stand in the parking lot had live ducks , whose feet would obviously be fresher than the ones inside the market in the freezer . So , after a few minutes of flying feathers and fitting four ducks for tiny wheelchairs , I had my feet in my hand and was heading back to the car . That 's when I got robbed by a pack of PETA freaks . They took all the money , beat me with my duck feet and ran off into the night . So , the money is all gone . But you 're all welcome to come by anytime for a sample of 2008 Duck Feet Olympic Soup .

What may be the reason for going through all of that trouble for duck feet ?
Answer:
They really wanted to make soup .

Question:
Paolo Coelho , accompanied me during the trip . Once i overslept and when i woke up , some sentences of the Alchemist repeated in my mind . I smiled to my self when i realized , i have slept with Paolo Coelho . All of a sudden i remembered a guy who used to be jelous when i spent time too much with Coelho .

Who may Paolo Coelho be ?
Answer:
A famous person

Question:
The emotional roller coaster ride has ended and Shea has been closed down for good . It was an up and down year . I was rooting hard for the Mets to get in and they came up short .

Why is the narrator glad that Shea is done ?
Answer:
The team disappointed .