input: Write a negative yelp review.
output: If I could give a rating below one star I would! Was waiting for over 45 minutes and when we called back to get an ETA, the lady who answered the phine said that they were going to send an availae taxi! Ugh! Good thing we called another cab co who got there in less than 10 minutes! I do not recommend this cab co at all!
input: Write a positive yelp review.
output: Purportedly a BBQ place, but I wouldn't come here for that. Brisket is indeed dry; it wasn't like that when I first tried this place a few years ago. 2.5 stars if judged solely on the menu. Smokey Bones is more like a great place to drink and watch sports on any number of televisions that are all over the place. And suck on their succulent smoked chicken wings. So good, enough to jack it up to 3 maybe 3.5 stars. The service was very good, helpful and quite attractive. Some of the best looking waitstaff I've seen outside of a Hooters; adding an extra point for that reason. Because I'm shallow like that.
input: Write a positive yelp review.
output:
Love, Love, Love!!!! Staff is super friendly and great prices on yummy produce!!!!!