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An example of an negative review: Chose this place to get out of the insane crowds in this horrible airport and sit down to eat. I had some sort of BBQ chicken with bacon dish. Meh, not that great, I can feel my cholesterol going up already. The SO had an adequate sandwich. Everything seems sort of microwaved, pre-packaged, etc. Plus, their iced tea machine was broken. Boo. Service was friendly and they checked back, which is good. Of course it was overpriced, it's in an airport. Everything is overpriced.

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An example of an negative review: We came here on a Thursday afternoon and wanted to stay within the Groupon (10 for 20) budget and ordered the spicy noodle soup and beef fried rice for 3 more. - Difficult to find. Near Lotus of Siam. In the back. Get confused with the other KBBQs then finally stumble here. haha - Considering that the majority of the food is more than $10, this was a very weak groupon deal. Limited to just the back page, labeled Chinese. LOL. - Horrible service. Old korean lady didn't speak to us once. Just nods. Grinch face. I would want my customers to be happy if they were in my restaurant. Same with her daughter. They didn't bother to check up on us at all. Not even to ask how things tasted, water refills, napkins! Come'on. Spicy hot soup with just one napkin? Fail. - Living in Garden Grove, home of great KBBQ and banchan, this place was way over priced. ~22 AYCE! HA! I know that this is not OC and I haven't tried it myself, but just by impression it seems like they're trying to take advantage of their patrons. I guess it must be a plus since I saw some Koreans eating here. - Beef fried rice, I don't remember the actual name, was disgusting, The beef was so chewy I couldn't even swallow some of the bigger pieces. - Average size bowl of soup. Tolerable spice. Nothing to complain too much about. - 5 korean side dishes. Kimchi was yummy. Other sides were tasted like HMART, not bad but not special. - If you don't know any better and craving KBBQ, go knock yourself out here! This groupon deal stinks. I honestly felt that the deal crippled their business. Smile at least! Tis the season sheesh!

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An example of an positive review: As I've sat back and watched a debate unfold before me -both online and in person- in regards to the "Which is better?" Shake Shack vs. In-N-Out Burger fight, I was always a little miffed that I didn't really have a dog in the fight. I was also upset that I don't use the word "miffed" anywhere near as much as it deserves to be used. So imagine my surprise and happiness when I found out that In-N-Out has an outpost in Vegas. In case you can't imagine it, it was kind of anticlimactic in that I didn't jump around or throw midgets in celebration. I was just really happy while sitting in a moving car. So, which is better? Subjectively, I would still say Shake Shack. The girl, however, who does not like any hamburger ever created, ate 75% of my Animal Style burger in the time it took me to take a sip of my milkshake (Neopolitan, because you have to order off the menu anytime you're given the opportunity in life). She then spent the rest of the trip, and nearly every day up to the time I'm writing this review, complaining that she hasn't had another one, but what does she know?

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An example of an negative review: I've had two major repair jobs done here and both made me a bit uncomfortable, so I'm not planning to return. Their only diagnosis tool seems to be the computer reporting tool, This leads to things like wanting to replace an entire part of your car (the entire ignition system, transmission, etc.) if they can't identify a [trivial] problem. While they've never done anything that made me suspect they were suggesting things to run up my bill, it seems more like they don't know how to diagnose the specific problem and just 'ripp it out and replace it all' is their modus operandi. Their prices are on the high, as well, to the point that they actually 'threw in' some free repairs that I know to be nontrivial after I complained about the amount I'd spent and still didn't have a working vehicle. Lastly, service is extremely slow - both jobs I had them do my mechanic back in TX could've done in a few hours, instead it took them overnight (and I dropped the vehicle off in the morning both times). I tend to keep my one star reviews for outright scams/food poisoning/etc. -- my review of Big O is just barely above that line.