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An example of an negative review: Came here today for the first and last time because of the exaggerated Yelp rating. Let me start off by saying I appreciate what this place is trying to be. However it falls short in so many areas it's almost sad. I used to love going to a deli in Old Town called the Picnic Company (now they did gourmet sandwiches right). I ordered the roast beef and it took 10 minutes (a bit long for me). The sandwich was mediocre at best the roast beef was quality but not the highest quality as the perception of this place would cause one to think. The potato salad was bland and tasteless. Honestly you can make better food at home, don't waste your time or your $9.00.

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An example of an negative review: This business has horrible service. If you want anything done you better show up right when they open. Even if you just want a shower for your pooch. For example I showed up yesterday 15 minutes before closing and receptionist said groomers all left for the day which makes sense. I went today one hour before they close and receptionist tells me all the groomers left. Wtf!!!!! Really! Man f*cl this place.

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An example of an positive review: Popped in quickly to literally grab milk and bread. Easy, pleasy. Everything was where it's supposed to be, it was well stocked, clean and easy to purchase. I would say "I wish all HT's were like this," but they are.

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An example of an positive review: Great place! Monica at the bar was extremely attentive, Nicole was terrific at the table everything was spot on! Had the Guac and chips which were great, then a spinach salad and short rib with the egg. The short rib could have used a touch more sauce but all and all everything was very good. My friend had the chicken and also thought it was the shit. The restaurant was cosy with the fireplace and well dressed milf's prancing around. Just how I remembered it =) party on!