Problem: Baby is home from the vet . They were able to retrieve several foxtail seeds out of her feet and clean the wounds while she was sedated . Between that and the antibiotics , her feet already look much better .

What was baby doing before she went to the vet ?

A: Baby and I were hiking in the woods

Problem: Everytime I meet him , the first thing he asks me is whether I am still with the boyfriend , and when I say yes , he gets that disappointed look . It 's like he is actually serious this time , but why are they all so serious when it 's too late ? I still stick with him , because I do n't want to take a taxi home all by myself . So I get stuck at a lame after party , with stupid blondes and guys I really have no interest in talking to or getting to know .

What may be the reason for him to keep asking ?

A: He wants to go out with me .

Problem: And it 's making me miserable . So I left it at home and hobbled around . As soon as I walked in , she said , " Get over here ! " It turns out , she used to work for orthopedics . She got to telling me about how she knew two people who 'd ended up having a leg amputated because they failed to overcome an internal infection in their leg ... like what the doc was worried I was getting . She spent much time belaboring this point . Aside from her scaring the ever - living shit out of me , my leg was REALLY sore today . I think I 'll use the crutch tomorrow .

What will I do after she warns me about the risks of amputation if I do n't listen to my doctor ?

A:
I will start to use my crutches to walk around everywhere .