Question:
Bush got a playful French kiss from Anna Nicole Smith at the annual World's Biggest Boob Relay Race at the Texas State Fair-- Brooke Saucier

Does it follow that "Anna Nicole Smith kissed Bush because she is in love with him."?
Answer:
no

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And last August, the American Bar Association created a Commission on Loan Repayment and Forgiveness to formulate ways to expand such credits beyond the relative handful of schools offering such help - usually the more well-endowed campuses such as NYU Law, Harvard Law, Columbia Law School and Yale Law School.

Does it follow that "The Commission offers work to any student who qualifies in order to boost their income and meet their debts."?
Answer:
it is not possible to tell

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Although I am a poor typist, I find that I am able to type a document much more quickly and accurately than the above-named software can perform.

Does it follow that "I find that I can type slower than the software."?
Answer:
no

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Doesn't that just say everything about the times we live in?

Does it follow that "That doesn't say anything about the times we live in."?
Answer:
no