Lesson 1 The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs . When she opens the door , there stands Bob , the next - door neighbour . Before she says a word , Bob says , ' I 'll give you $ 800 to drop that towel . ' After thinking for a moment , the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob , after a few seconds , Bob hands her $ 800 and leaves . The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs .

OPTIONS:
- He was paying all the neighbors to stand naked .
- He had extra money and no idea what to do with it .
- He was curious to see if she actually would .
- She was his girlfriend .
Answer the following question: Why did Bob ask her to drop her towel ?

He was curious to see if she actually would .
question: The Lord knew how to lay it on for the arrival of the third child . It was my privilege to be there when our youngest boy was born whom we named , Keith Christian . As soon as possible he was handed over me to see and nurse . As I looked at his face he reminded me of Edward G. Robinson .

OPTIONS:
- Christianity
- None of the above choices .
- Hindu
- Judiasm
Q: What religion may I be practicing ?

answer: Christianity
QUES: I picked him up with my chopsticks that I keep for maintenance in his tank . I could see that unique spark of life in his eyes was gone . Those eyes that looked at me through the tank were now just dead bulbs .

Question with options: what did the narrator pick up with their chopsticks ?
OPTIONS:
- The narrator picked up the fish on their plate with chopsticks .
- The narrator picked up their pet fish with chopsticks .
- None of the above choices .
- The narrator picked up the fish eyes in their soup with chopsticks .
ANS: The narrator picked up their pet fish with chopsticks .
Problem: So we had everyone over to enjoy it with us . I wanted to show people my new tattoos , but it 's so hard to get a word in edgewise with everyone around ! Cindy talks a mile a minute , and has to butt in with some " witty " or " informative " remark , usually about Safeway 's customer service where she 's working now apparently . Karen 's not as bad as Cindy , but she still does talk a lot , and when she 's not the kids are ( and even when she is talking . Which makes me wonder , was I ever like that at parties or get - togethers when I was a kid ? ) .

What may be true about Cindy ?
OPTIONS:
- She does n't like Karen 's sarcastic quips .
- She works at a grocery store .
- None of the above choices .
- She just stopped working at a grocery store .

A: She works at a grocery store .
Question:
Slaton has two injury - prone guys ahead of him on the depth chart , and could be a sleeper if he sees a lot of action . I failed to get a legitimate number one WR along the lines of Terrell Owens or Reggie Wayne , but Boldin could be a good value and Cotchery seems like a solid sleeper ( though I may have slightly overpaid for him ) . It seemed to me that Lee Evans went fairly cheaply , but he has proven to be inconsistent in his career .
Answer the following question: What sport is the narrator watching ?
OPTIONS:
- They 're watching Terrell Owens play basketball .
- None of the above choices .
- They 're watching football .
- They 're watching Wayne Rooney play soccer .
Answer:
They 're watching football .
question: But it could have been a shoe squeaking . It could have been a stomach gurgle . It could have been a burp . It could have been the leather on someone 's chair moving . And .. it could have been a fart . Of course , a sound like that ... it could have been a million things . I did n't think much of it , until she said:"OH ! Excuse me ! "

OPTIONS:
- She belched
- She said nothing
- She was silent
- She stayed quiet
Q: What was the sound ?

answer:
She belched