Input: What would be an example of an positive review?

An example of an positive review: I am reviewing all the Cirque Vegas shows, so I will add this paragraph comparing each one. I have seen each one twice, so I feel confident in my ranking. My ranking would be 1) Ka 2) Love 3) O 4) Mystere 5) Zumanity 6) Viva Elvis. Ka is the most technically complete, with a storyline, amazing stunts, creative images, stages rotating on axes, etc. LOVE is the most fun and a very close second place. O is the most beautiful. Zumanity is the sexiest, but stunts are just okay. And Viva Elvis could be sooo much better. You can read my other reviews for more info... As for O, it is very beautiful, some great stunts. I can't explain why, but there are moments when I was bored. I would NEVER have expected to be bored. I actually thought O would be my favorite b/c I love water shows. But some parts of it dragged on a little. Ironically, I thought Ka would be my least favorite, and it turned out to be my favorite. Anyway, it's a great show overall. You should check it out. Don't sit too close, or you'll strain your neck. And don't sit too far away or it won't be as impressive. I recommend somewhere in the middle.

Input: What would be an example of an negative review?

An example of an negative review: The restaurant was very clean, very modern, and well-staffed with bright smiling faces. The expansive bank of shining menu screens lit the entire ordering area in a sterile blue glow, and the eating area is deceptively large, bigger than the building appears from outside even. The cafeteria-style counter gives an excellent view of the fresh salads, the soups are all well-marked and taster samples are freely offered to indecisive patrons. Initially I went for a bowl of Yucatan Chicken Tortilla soup and an Asian BBQ Pork sandwich, and quickly devoured them both. Unfortunately the meal quickly turned south on me, and my lunch was not enjoyed for long. I wasn't sure if I could cast blame for the sudden illness on Cafe Zupas (neither of my lunch mates got sick), so some weeks later I returned to the establishment with the same friends to further explore the menu... A bowl of lobster bisque soup and a turkey bacon avocado sandwich this time, but ultimately experienced the same results. Quick-onset stomach cramps and the other lovely symptoms of which I will spare you detail. As much as I enjoyed the atmosphere, menu variety, service and location, I enjoy not being sick much more. After careful thought and consideration, I think the food may not be entirely to blame. I believe it may be an reaction to the cleaning products they use for their soup bowls. I'm not going back to test the hypothesis though...

Input: What would be an example of an negative review?

An example of an negative review: Food and our server was excellent but I can't say the same about the manager and hostess! I believe the managers' name is Pedro and the only reason I know that is because he spent a lot of time at the table next to us but never stopped by to ask how our experience was. I felt a little neglected and lacked the full Firebirds experience. In regards to the hostess Melissa. She ignored my son and I when we walked in and helped another gentleman and family as we patiently waited our turn even though we were there first. How sad, this place lacks first and lasting impression! We will be back but hopefully Pedro and Melissa will not be working and neglecting customers!

Input: What would be an example of an negative review?
An example of an negative review: They are only getting one star because yelp requires it. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AWFUL CUSTOMER SERVICE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Was caught behind an accident that was keeping me from picking up my call in order. Nothing to do about that out here, Hunt Highway is one lane each way.. One would think that this would be an acceptable excuse to not pick up my call in order, and I thought it best to call and let them know I would not be able to make it in. Oh, no! The man on the other end screamed at me!! Called me nasty names and called me (expletive) stupid! Told me he would call the sheriff as he had my phone number. I tried to explain the situation once again, however, he could not even hear me as he was screaming at me at the top of his voice! I finally had to hang up on him. Needless to say, this was my first and last time trying this Chen's Chinese Restaurant. Will drive the extra distance to go to the Chen's down the road near the Safeway in Florence.