Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: My friends and I came here on a Thursday evening after hearing good reviews. We waited patiently for our server to arrive several minutes after we were seated. My friends ordered some basic pineapple chicken dish and I ordered a mixed beef dish with broken rice. It came 10 minutes after everyone's else dish arrived, and it was lukewarm and overcooked. Not worth sending back since our server was barely around. If we come back next time, I'll just stick with pho and see if the service improves.
Q: positive

A: You can tell that everything is homemade, including the bacon. The sausage and gravy breakfast was really good. They definitely have their biscuit recipe figured out. The baked goods were great, as was the smell that hits you in the face when you open the door. Good coffees, friendly staff. There are only 20 seats, so once this place takes off, plan on getting there early.
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer: I'm not here to review the Old Port as a tourist attraction. As a spot to visit, the Old Port is great. It's bustling in the summer, quaint in the winter. Things get a bit pricey, but you can go for the charm, it's free! And who can resist a labyrinth, regardless of the cost? Instead, I'd like to review a function of the Old Port that folks often forget about, the fact that it is also a show venue. Les Quais du Viex-Port is a section of the Old Port that sometimes gets turned into a concert stage. This might be great for summer events and free shows. However, I'm not so convinced about how it gets converted into an entrance-fee venue. I saw Bjork perform there a couple of years ago, and it was fantastic, but let's face it, that's because it was Bjork. Aside from the musical component, the "venue" is just a flat gravel surface surrounded by a makeshift fence. Not exactly ideal ambiance for more intimate gigs. I decided to write this review because I'll be seeing Portishead play at les Quais du Vieux-Port in October. While I'm thrilled about the show, as the trip-hop defining band have not been here since 1998, I'm not so thrilled about the venue. Add to that the fact that it's an outdoor show in October in Montreal? I'll pray that the music gods look kindly on us and spare us the rain or temperatures hovering around Zero. Portishead will put cartoon stars and hearts in my eyes. Les Quais du Vieux-Port, not so much.
Input: OPTIONS:
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Generate a negative review for a place
Output: Sorry this place is NOT 5 stars!!! Thought I give it a try for lunch because of the 5 star rating. Had the lunch special that came with a salad, side of cucumbers, steamed rice, 4 piece of spicy tuna roll (by the way the roll dimension was the size of a quarter. Not exaggerating) There was nothing spectacular about any part of my lunch at all. Service was terrible. Walked in, waited at the front, not sure if I was supposed to seat myself. Waited for anyone to even make eye contact but all the staff seemed too busy to even notice. Finally walked up to one of the servers and she sat me at the bar. Took a while for a server to come take my order. Once I ordered it. Took a while to get my food. They dropped off my food and not a single server stopped by to see how I was doing. No One! I ate everything, because I was starving. Was up for 5 hours running errands and didn't have anything to eat. Everything was below average. Fish did not seem fresh to me. Salad and cucumber was tasteless, miso soup tasted like all soy sauce based. The steam rice was good. But I wish I had ordered the Chicken Katsu lunch instead. Was still hungry, but I can't eat just steam rice plain. Why would you serve a bowl of steam rice with sushi anyways? To sum it up...this place is FAR from 5 stars. It's lacking in every department. Oh and I their credit card machine was down so the server told me that she had to write down my credit card number and enter it later. Geez. There isn't any reason I could think of to bring me back here. Goyemon is and has always been my favorite. I just wanted to see what all this 5 star rating hype was all about. And I'm sorry but this is a completely misleading...5 star? More like 5 NOs!!!!
input: Write a positive yelp review (OPTIONS:
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output: Very sorry you didn't appreciate Preston Hair - and sorry yelp have chosen to present two negative reviews ahead of all the positive reviews they do not recommend! I have been going to Preston Hair regularly for 6 years - I agree about the sexual 'jokes' and that you have to have a sense of humour or not about those! - he has always done my hair brilliantly in a friendly atmosphere and i would not go anywhere else. He has never smelt of alcohol, or had shaking hands - perhaps GemmaS. that is the effect you had on him!
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer:
I never had a beer at Heist that I liked. Charlotte is full of great breweries. This is not one of them. If you are thinking about going here for the beer please think again. Plenty of much, much better places in NoDa Food is very good albeit overpriced. Ambience is also plesant