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An example of an negative review: Terrible service at the caffe. We ate dinner there and the wait was long even though the restaurant was only half full. The food wasn't that great either. We tried it for breakfast thinking maybe it would be ok. Wow we're we wrong. We ended up waiting again for a table and I could see at least five available. The waitress never came to great us, she was bussing the table next to us. When she came to take our drink order instead of going to get it she went back to the table to set the silverware. I asked her if she could just bring the coffee. She said ok and still went back to the other table. Worst service I've ever experienced.

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An example of an negative review: Probably better off skipping this place next time I visit but had to see the place bc a huge church turned brewery is a really cool concept. A few of the beers here are ok. The bartender initially was sort of a douche. Either he confuses rudeness with having a personality or he was nearing the end of his shift and just DGF and it fails to reflect well on the establishment. The girl that took over for him 20 minutes later was much more personable. A couple of tasty beers here but fewer than other breweries in this town. What is really absurd is that the bar-keeps I talked to completely agree that the beers suck, but the place opts to serve the shit rather than dump it and just brew something better. Tried a beer sampler. Four regular beers and four seasonals. I liked the Celestial gold, and the Pipe Organ Pale Ale The thunderstyle(i think that was the name?) IPA, some licorice mint concoction (sucked), the early summer brew "confessional kolsch" (again, i think that was the name) were not my cup of tea. Behind the bar was a mess. Wet floors, a clusterfuck of tangled hoses, multiple Dish/glass racks stacks all over the place, wet floors, dusty display of glasses....just a general unsanitary/under-managed feel. That made me & my bro think things like the kitchen....which we cannot see....would only be worse off. Eff-it, we wound up ordering a little food. Very little food. Spinach-feta-gouda dip. That was pretty ok.

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An example of an negative review: It is so hard to come up for a rating for this airport because as a air traveler, it is really not that bad. They have been making an effort in the last few years to make the place more comfortable. Adding wi-fi, some better restaurants, etc. And security lines are pretty short considering the volume of people they have going thru there on any given day. It is the outside of the airport that is a big problem. Picking up and dropping off people is a nightmare. The cell phone lots have made this a little easier but they are so hard to find. The access roads for this place are like a freakin' maze and the signage is not helpful at all. Once you do pick up your friend/family member, trying to get out of the place is so frustrating. Even though I have driven to this airport at least 50 times, I always seem to have trouble finding my way back to I-10 and usually end up coming out the west exit instead of the east one where I want to be. It is insanely frustrating. If you are not picking up/dropping off then you are in even worse shape. The rental car facilities and long term offsite parking options are fantastic but most people from out of town simply can't find them and even if you've been there before it is a real challenge. I know it would be a major overhaul to improve the airport access but at least improve your road signs, please!

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An example of an positive review: Saber knows how to cook good clean food!!! I typically eat here 1-2 times a week... I always get their grass feed topless burger. Always cooked to perfection, topped with a creamy butter,garlic tomato mix. The fries are awesome- regular or sweet potato! The sauted veggies have this simple yet irresistible flavor! I work at the school down the street and we often cater from Herb N Flavors - guests are always amazed by the food we serve. This is a local business that cares about their customers and the quality of their food.