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Output: An hour and a half later and cold, over priced for bad service. I used to really enjoy this establishment, however; I've been coming here for years and the service has been getting progressively worse, regrettably I will not likely be back, I wouldn't recommend this to anyone

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Output: Have you ever stayed at a hotel in Central America during the 80s? Well, if you haven't, come over to the Cortez and travel back in time. Sure, it is $35 a night, but that is if you can sleep with all the sounds coming around and below you. Roach hotel checklist: Crappy neighborhood (check) Cheap rates (check) Insects (check) Old Hotel (check) Tube TV (check) Thin walls (check) Mold (check) Inadequate Ventilation (check) Security Problems - crappy neighborhood, cheap rooms attracts a certain type of folks (check) Plumbing Problems - water drain, shower pressure (check) Tackle the door to open (check) Took forever and a half to check-in. I slept with my clothes on. The only reason they didn't get 1 star from me is because they are dirt(y) cheap, good location for downtown activities, and free parking. But not cheap enough to attract me back. I rather pay a few bucks extra and live the good life in Vegas. The hotel is perfect for hooker banging and/or drug deals.

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Output: This Club ruined my Vegas Experience. Not only did they charge me $50 to get in I bought 2 cranberry and vodkas and paid $30. They didn't even fill my cup half way and then the waitress shrugged her shoulders when I pointed out my glasses was half full and I paid $30. No place to sit, stand or dance and they have the worst customer service ever. Kicking ppl out that complain about how they're being treated and robbing us of our money. Plz read and Avoid this Club if possible. Theres so many more clubs to visit This is how my Experience began. I was already at the Mirage eating at the buffet and while walking out a young lady was standing in front of the 1 oak night club asking if I had somewhere to be tonight and that she can put me on the guest list and I wouldn't have to pay. Her name was Michelle btw and after receiving several text messages from Michelle saying I was all good for the night just check in at the front desk for the guest list. Right when I got to the club all of the bouncers and employees for 1 oak were being bossy to everyone kicking ppl out of line. To my surprise the employees for 1 oak told me I wasn't on their guest list and I would have to pay full price or leave. I called Michelle several times explaining to her what was going on and she didn't seem the slightest surprise telling me that's how they are and there's nothing she can do. Because I didn't have anything else planned for the night the decided to go in anyways. Right when I walked in everyone was already shoulder to shoulder pushing and shoving arguing with each other. There was no place to stand, sit or dance palying really old hip hop music. After being over charged for watered down drinks and pushed from one spot to the next I decided to leave and ask for a refund....here's the fun part. I was told to talk to eric their night club manager and when eric walked up to me I was being very friendly and polite letting him know about the whole Michelle, Bar and club experience. Eric told me he didn't know any Michelle and told me to get the F@ck out of his club and he wasn't going to give me any of my money back. I asked Eric the club maanager for his full name and he sarcasticly said Tony. So all if the sudden his name isn't eric anymore its tony.smh while being escorted out I tried my luck with another Employee and sadly I got the same cold shoulder and rude attitude. Its not fair that ppl spend so much money at an establishment and get treated like Crap. I'm the one boosting their revenue putting money in their pockets and I get treated like the bad guy. Please if you're reading this review and I repeat do not go there. There's so many other night clubs in vegas and these ppl here act like they don't care about anybody. Worst customer service and worst experience to Vegas Ever. Thank God for Ta Lena and John who worked the front concierge desk at the Mirage. They were fully understanding and felt my pain. They also gave me every Penny back of my money informing me that they have nothing to do with that club the 1 oak and that they had bad experiences there themselves. They said they get a lot of complaints about the 1 oak night club and my incident is nothing new. Thanks again Ta Lena and John

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I wuzn't gonna bother about a Carl's Jr review cos I went there in October in the am (after 6) and got a decent bkfast. But I saw a tv ad for Jack in the Box, which I used to LOVE in Denver even though everyone HATED it (fuckit they're not my friends anymore) explaining they serve breakfast All Day Long. So I pull up to this joint 4 am cos I got an early flight, and want some breakfast sandwiches to take wif me to the aeroport. "NO we don't serve breakfast til 6 am!!!" Even for drunk people at 3 in the morning (I'm not drunk but if you're open 24 HOURS and bars close at 2am, maybe people WANT a sourdough sausage egg monstrocity). I ended up going to a Circle K by the airport getting some "tacito" things, Carls' Jr was a real bring down.