Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: If Kurt Cobain had been here in the summer time, he would have sang "Smells Like Athlete's Foot." Thank goodness, he lived in the Northwest. This 24-Hour Fitness, especially the men's locker room, is disgusting. I took a shower once after a good workout and I had to count the years from my last tetanus shot. Filthy, shaky, rusty partitions in the shower. The rest of the gym has an "I love the 80's" vibe. It's one pastel short of a Richard Simmons' color scheme. There were gym rats who perspire so much at stationary bikes that sweat drips from the machine and forms a pool on the floor. If you have an over-active sweat glands, please have the courtesy to wipe. Worst of all, on my fourth (and last) visit, a petty thief broke my locker and stole all my cash. I reported the incident, filled up a form, and got valuable advice: "Don't use combination lock, it's easy to break." Ummm...really? When some gym members have bolt cutters instead of fitness gloves, it's time to move on to a different gym.
Q: positive

A: Everything's relative. I've read some disappointing reviews on Pho Saigon 8 from some Californians here on Yelp. You see, they come from environs where Asians are not a small minority, but a small majority. Just by virtue of sheer statistics, I'd expect that the pho experiences they've had are "better." That said, I love pho. I've been eating it for years. I've lived in NoCal and SoCal, and in my opinion, Pho Saigon 8's a good joint. As the best in Vegas, it may not better the best in Cali, but I still only go here whenever I crave pho since I live here in Vegas - and I have frequent cravings. I've eaten pho from about half a dozen different spots in Vegas, and this is the best one out of all of them from a value and pho quality standpoint. Pricing is pretty reasonable - not a killer deal, but a very good one relative to the other pho restaurants in the area. There's a wide variety of different pho combinations (deriving from variety in the combinations of beef offered, from flank to tendon to beef balls to tripe). One observer noted that the broth is quite salty and not oily - she is dead on. I have a weakness for saltiness, so I don't mind it, but you'll be reaching for water after you finish your pho, especially if you delve into the broth. Another small plus is that they are quite generous with the basil and sprouts add ons relative to other Vietnamese restaurants I've had pho at. Also, since the restaurant is relatively new, the dining area seems relatively clean, if spartan. Pho Saigon 8 always seems busy whenever I go, which is good from a food turnover standpoint. The bathrooms aren't particularly nice...a bit skeevy...but could be much worse - by Asian restaurant standards, I'd say it's slightly above average. The servers are generally workmanlike; not particularly friendly, but not rude either. You may have to work to get their attention if you need something though, and they never check up on you after serving you your food like non-Asian restaurants. The non-pho dishes I've eaten and seen eaten by friends have always been of comparable quality to the pho too. The pho comes out quickly, and the restaurant can accommodate everyone from single diners to large groups. I'd like to give this a 4.5 out of 5, but since you have to award a 4 or 5, I'm giving it a 5 because I eat here regularly as a fan of pho, it has very good value, and I believe it to be the best Vietnamese food in the area. As a bonus, they don't have any annoying credit card minimums which seem to sneak up on you in some of the local Asian restaurants.
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer: Miserable people with no souls work here. I never thought changing a name on a license would be such an ordeal. Make sure you show up EARLY, before 8 or you will be waiting for hours. I will be going to a different mvd in the future.
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Generate a positive review for a place
Output: I've yet to stay here, since I'm allergic to spending shitloads of money on hotel rooms, and additionally, because I'm reeeeeaally cheap, but I'll review the hotel for its decor throughout it's gloriously well-appointed, beautiful golden casino. The last two times I was in Vegas, we went to Bellagio for the buffet breakfast. Three years ago, it was hangover food. Did the trick! This last time, in January, no hangover, which allowed me to appreciate the interior decor more than the previous visit. In general, I am not a fan of Chihuly glass. It's just a little too grotesque for me. Writhing, snaking organic shapes rendered in psychedelically colored glass is just not that appealing to me. I acknowledge that Chihuly is a living master, and who the hell am I to critique the greatest glass artist alive, but TFB. Maybe because I grew up in California, where glass worth as much as a house could break at the slightest little temblor, or maybe because it's just so absurdly priced that I can't imagine justifying its value in the millions for some pieces. BUT....the chandelier (what an inadequate word) in the lobby of Bellagio, a Chihuly original, is stunning. I mean really, it takes your breath away and leaves you speechlessly stricken with glee. And considering how lovely the entire lobby and casino are, that's saying something. Quality materials are used throughout the hotel. It's just plain beautiful. It's loveliness utterly defies description, so I really don't think I should even try. The conservatory is completely redone depending upon the season, and no expense is spared in changing the artwork and foliage out. Since both of my last two visits fell around Chinese New Year, it was decorated for the occasion. Absolute gorgeousness! My review, however, lacks the fifth star, because I'll be damned if I'll pay $20.00 to get into their gallery to see the pieces they have on display. Bitches, please. That's EXACTLY where I draw the line.
Problem: What would be an example of an positive (OPTIONS:
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Answer:
Awesome food, excellent customer service. Our waiter was very knowledgeable and helped me make a great decision. I enjoyed talking sports with him...even though he is a 49er fan...lol. Thanks for a wonderful lunch experience!