What a bunch of fags , I got a lot of texts last night , one guy got offended and told me to " just chill , it was a joke and I do n't even know who you are " . I had a good laugh , then continued to watch Last Life in the Universe , which was really weird , and slow , but interesting and happy . It helped that the girl was one of the hottest chinks I ' ve ever seen , Thia girls are at the bottom of the hot scale when it comes to slant eyed bitches , but this one was phenomenal .

OPTIONS:
- I get upset easily .
- None of the above choices .
- I 'm a calm person .
- I do n't get angry easily .
Answer the following question: What kind of person am I ?

I get upset easily .

^ Spearss Manager Accused of Drugging Her , Breitbart 148 . ^ Music Story Page 149 . ^ Spears released from UCLA hospital , LATimes.com . Retrieved on 2008 - 03 - 04 .

OPTIONS:
- a novel
- fanfiction
- a short story
- a news article
Answer the following question: What type of post is this ?

a news article

They all seem to sound the same and look the same , like a clone 's clone 's clone . I think that the most recent artist I enjoy is Joanna Newsom . I really love her music . Apparently I have a weak spot for weird voices ;-) But honestly , I think what she does is very special and I ' ve never heard something like her before .

OPTIONS:
- Joanna touches the narrator with her personal help .
- None of the above choices .
- Joanna touches the narrator with her love .
- Joanna touches the narrator with her voice .
Answer the following question: What is a reason for the narrator 's fondness of Joanna ?

Joanna touches the narrator with her voice .

He got tired though and needed to get out for a nap . After he got out , Madelyn wanted to try his float and she loved it . She could n't really go anywhere unless I pulled her , but she liked being in the water . I did pull her around the pool a lot though . So it was a fun time .

OPTIONS:
- Madelyn is not used to basketball .
- Madelyn is learning about basketball .
- Madelyn is learning about fencing .
- Madelyn is learning about swimming .
Answer the following question: Why did Madelyn find novelty in the narrator 's action ?
Madelyn is learning about swimming .