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An example of an positive review: What in the world is a Pasty, you ask? It's the love child of a calzone and a pie crust. A gourmet hot pocket and a danish. Truly, it's just pretty freaking delicious. My company had an event here and we sat on the patio. The sky was drizzling, so the staff pulled down the curtains to keep us from getting wet during our meal. The menu is plain unfair because every-single-pasty looks really good. Be prepared to change your mind at the last minute. I asked the waiter what he thought of the Pilgrim (I cheated and looked at Yelp reviews first). He said it was in his top 5, so I acquiesced. Let me give you the specs on this thing - Roasted turkey/chicken, sweet potatoes, grilled onions and stuffing. Served with red wine gravy and cranberry sauce. It's basically everything you love about Thanksgiving dinner cooked into a pie. The pasties come out cut into two parts and I could not stop after the first. It was just too good to not keep going. I think it was the flaky and delicious crust. I really don't know how there could be a bad choice on the menu. We ordered a plethora of desserts as well, which all received rave reviews from the ladies in my office. I look forward to coming back to check out the expansive bar area and try out another pasty. And, as a Cornish descendant, I highly recommend you support this local Pasty Company!

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An example of an positive review: Chipotle, I love you. I feel guilty and rush to your defense when others pt you in the fast food groupie. You are much more than that. I crave you and will happily enjoy your delicacies 7 days a week. You give me a lot of options and I appreciate that. Your recent brown rice option, well words can't do it justice. No one gets me the way you do is all I can say. In a time where everything is coming from far off lands loaded with antibiotics and hormones, you give me guilt free beef and produce that is local. Thank you. I heart you.

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An example of an negative review: It's OK. It's not great but, it's not a train wreck. It is at the low end of good for a restaurant in it's price range. The food is interesting in description and OK in taste. Actually, some items are awesome and others are just bad, averaging the total taste experience out to OK. The plating may be one of the best qualities of Binkleys. If you are wowed by amuse-bouche on large plates, you will be tripping over yourself with praises. The staff is polite but a little affected. Their approach is magnified by the decor/style of Binkleys which is reminiscent of a buffet style restaurant in the Midwest. In my opinion, the five star reviews on Binkleys are using the same rating scale the reviewers use to evaluate their local burger shop. Unless your burger dinner costs you up to $250 a person (the price of my dinner), it's the wrong scale. The food+experience just is not there. On a positive note, their bacon bourbon is delicious and worth the trip on it's own...but, stop there. If you dare proceed ahead, avoid the jerky like meat(s) and stick with seafood dishes - they are less of a jaw workout.

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An example of an negative review: Great music