Problem: Article: For this method, you'll need a 1/2 cup of white glue. Elmer's glue is the go-to here or any other white school glue. You'll also need a small amount (about 1 teaspoon) of brown paint or brown food coloring, 1/2 a cup of warm water, and 1 teaspoon of borax powder. You'll need two containers for mixing, at least one of which is fairly large for the final mix. If you have neither brown paint or brown food coloring, use chocolate syrup. You will need a slightly higher amount of chocolate syrup than you would brown paint or food coloring. This is not the method to use if you think there's any risk of anyone or any pet eating the fake poop. Borax, while not deadly in small amounts, is still harmful and very upsetting to the stomach. First, in the large bowl which will eventually contain the entire mix, combine the 1/2 cup of white glue and whatever you're using as brown coloring. Add color until you have your desired hue. In another container, mix your borax and water until the borax is visibly dissolved. Once both individual mixes are complete, combine them in the larger bowl, stirring constantly as you do so. You should immediately notice the mixture begin to thicken and become more viscous, almost like pudding. The mixture, once combined, quickly becomes too thick to be mixed by hand and must be kneaded like dough. Using your hands, take the borax dough and push into it, pull on it, and remove it from the walls of the bowl. It should be ready for molding once you've formed it into a ball, with no mixture remaining on the sides of the bowl. Again, the ultimate size of the fake poop(s) will be up to you. This one can be used altogether as a single lump or broken into individual pieces. Prank-wise, this fake poop is best to be stepped in, as it matches texture with the real thing closer than many other methods will allow.
Summary: Collect your ingredients. Combine your ingredients. Knead the mixture for about a minute. Form your fake poop.

Problem: Article: Once you stain the paper, it won't accept ink evenly, so anything you try to write or print on it will look messy. It's best to write, print, or draw whatever you'd like on the paper before you do anything else. Let the ink dry completely so it doesn't run. Any paper will work for this, from plain white copy paper to heavier paper used for painting. Thicker papers might produce a lighter result that takes longer to dry. Some inks are more likely to run when they're wet, especially if you write with a washable marker or you print your design on an inkjet printer. If you can, use a laser printer or some sort of waterproof ink. If you can't, just try not to rub the paper when you add the tea. Hopefully this will minimize the smudging. If you like, you can also lightly crumple the paper, then smooth it out. This will make the paper look like it's been shuffled around for a number of years. To make the paper look even more worn, like for an old treasure map, tear off the edges of the paper. A baking sheet with a raised rim will keep the tea from spilling over the sides as you're working. The baking sheet should be a little bigger than the paper you use. For instance, if you're using an 8.5in 11in (22cm 28cm) sheet of paper, a 9in 13in (23cm 33cm) baking sheet would be perfect. Tea can stain your countertop or table, so it's important to protect your work surface. If you don't have a baking sheet that you can use, you can lay trash bags flat on your work surface instead. Holding the tea bag by the top, blot it down onto the paper. Continue doing this until you've covered as much of the paper as you want. If the tea bag starts to dry out, dip it in the mug of tea to wet it again. It's up to you whether you want to cover the whole page or just a few areas. Either way, don't worry about getting a perfect application. The paper will look more authentic if the yellowing is a little uneven. Experiment with ways to get the tea on the paper. If you like, you can use a paintbrush, a straw, or even your fingers to create different effects. Even if you only plan on showing one side of the paper, the aging effect will look more authentic if you apply the tea to both sides of the paper. This will also make your page look darker once it's finished. While this step isn't strictly necessary, adding a light coat of the spice turmeric will help yellow the effect of the tea. Use your fingers to rub the turmeric into the tea If you want your aged paper to look like it's been exposed to the elements, you can sprinkle a few coffee grounds over the wet tea to help add more brown to the page. Rub the coffee grounds into the tea to help them stick to the paper. Loose tea leaves may work for this as well, but the effect will not be as dramatic. You can even break open one of the tea bags if you want. You'll remove the excess coffee grounds after the paper is dry. Make sure there isn't any water pooled on the page itself or on the baking sheet. This will ensure the page dries evenly, which will help prevent the paper from curling too much in the oven.
Summary: Print or write whatever you want on the paper first. Lay the paper on a baking sheet. Dab one of the tea bags over the paper. Flip the paper over and stain the other side. Sprinkle the page with turmeric if you want the paper to be more yellow. Mix in a few coffee grounds to make the paper more brown. Dab away excess tea with paper towels.

Problem: Article: Make sure the butter is already at room temperature. Mix the butter first until it's nice and creamy, and then press the sugar into the butter with a fork. Then, use a wooden spoon or mixer to thoroughly combine the ingredients. For a firmer texture, place the dough in the refrigerator for 30 minutes or longer. The dough can be eaten straight out of the bowl with a spoon or rolled into cookie dough balls. Leftovers can be stored in the refrigerator for about 4 days or frozen for up to three months
Summary: Cream together the butter and brown sugar. Serve the raw dough.

Problem: Article: You generally have a right to do whatever you please in the place you call home, as long as you're not hurting anyone else. That means there's no better place to shed your clothes than your own backyard. If you have enough well-screened space, you might even be able to do some sunbathing or go for a pleasant stroll. A wooded grove or field set far back from the road can make a perfect place to strut your stuff. In most countries, it's almost always against the law to be in public places, like the park or the local convenience store, without clothing. There, you'll be free to roam around at will without fear of judgment or legal repercussions. You'll also have a chance to speak with other nudists and gain some insight into their way of life. They may even be able to offer you useful pointers on how to go naked in more places and situations. Many towns have resorts that are specifically designated for practicing nudists. Run a quick internet search to see if there's one of these sites near you. Always be respectful of others who have chosen to live as nudists. It takes a lot of courage to be naked in front of others, and there's no room for harassment or ridicule. Plan your next vacation for somewhere like the South of France or Australia's Samurai Beach, where nudity is not only permitted but encouraged. You'll save room in your suitcase by not having to pack a swimsuit, and by the time you leave you'll have the most even tan of your life. Just don't forget to bring sunscreen! Nude beaches can be found on almost every major continent, and may be worth the trip if you have a desire to bear it all somewhere more interesting than your backyard. Be certain that your destination allows public nudity before you strip down.
Summary:
Stick to your own property. Visit a nudist colony. Take a trip to a nude beach.