Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: This review is for 06/11/2011. Well, I got my things done earlier in the day and I had to visit one of Phoenix's malls. My GPS told me about the MetroCenter Mall. It looked big on the GPS and I decided to that way. Maybe it was a mistake to head this way.... I arrived to the MetroCenter Mall around 10am after a busy morning doing some errands. Since I am an L.A. Guy, most malls are always full of cars. All I saw was nothing..A BIG NOTHING. There were a few cars, but the parking lot was HUGE. I thought this area was infected by zombies or something. Then, logic kicked in and I knew the economy had to be an issue. The mall seems like a place, in the past, where it was a watering hole for the locals. Now, it is dead quiet. I walked in at the SportsChalet side and it was confirmed. It was dead quiet. It was quiet and a lot of the stores are empty and closed. The only thing going on around there was the food stores, a couple kiosks, and a lot of sports apparel stores. Really?! It was depressing inside. I am not even sure why this mall is even running. I walked up to a Customer Service Desk and asked of things to do. I was given great advice by the lady. She is the only reason why I didn't give the mall a One-Star Rating. She gave me some activities to do, but I didn't get to do any of them because of my time frame. After asking her, I continued on to nothing. When you think of a mall, you think of lots of activity, but this is just one big million dollar nothing. How is this business even running? There is a theme park next door, but that is also quiet. It was a weird feeling, but reality kicks in and you know you are witnessing how the economy is affecting business. Oh wow, there is nothing really to do here. The only time it will get busy is Christmas when temporary shops set up and sell. Time to leave this void and hopefully it will be better, if I return. The Yelp Universe. Where are you traveling today?
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A: Note: this review is based on one drink at the bar, after hours. The atmosphere of this place is probably great...when Rumjungle isn't open next door. And here we arrive at the truth of my review, it's more of a noise complaint against that obnoxiously loud racket coming out of Rumjungle after 10pm. All we could hear in our booth was the thumping bass of the rude neighbors next door. I know I'm in a "Russian" restaurant (I put that in quotes because I don't really see anything much different from a regular steakhouse), but I don't care much for Vodka, my friends do, though. So, I regrettably ordered the Czar Margarita. It was horrible. In my experience, Mandalay Bay seems to specialize in poorly mixed drinks. I think the casino cocktail waitresses mix the drinks for the restaurants as well because each time I have had a mixed drink at a Mandalay Bay restaurant, it has sucked. Summary. Go here before Rumjungle converts to abhorrent club mode. And don't get the margarita.
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer: Before heading home after our ski trip. I decided to stop by and hang out since my home girl/cousin works as a bartender here. So she got me the street side tacos for me to munch on. It was bland, nothing special at all. I tried to stay true of not eating ethnic food at a chain restaurant, but the shit was free. But this experience reinforce that I am right. If it wasn't for the fact that it was free, I would give this place one star. I can't comment on service since I have a conflict but people seem to be nice. It does look like a step up from TGI/Apple Bees etc and to be fair, I just had the tacos. But I suspect the rest of the food are blah too. This coming from a guy that knows somebody that works there. Sorry. It is, what it is.
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Output: I cannot believe Cirque put their name on this production. A couple of the acts were so poor, I thought they had missed rehearsals and that I was watching a rehearsal. My cousin actually said that she was on the edge of her seat not bc of being in awe, but because she was scared for the performers since they were such novices. While many of the scenes were intricate, it took so long to set up that the supporting acts during downtime were drawn out, boring, and awkward. There was one act that was downright disturbing- spoiler alert- it was a a dark, gruesome scene, a deformed baby is in a snow globe and its singing: "I'm going to my funeral", repeatedly. Wth?! I think my experience was worth $40-50. Biggest disappointment was going to Vegas, looking fwd to watching a good show during my visit, and wasting time on such a disappointment on a Saturday evening. Good thing I got a local price because I wouldn't felt even more shafted had I bought it at full/stands price.
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer:
After going by this place and drooling from the smell several times, my boyfriend and I finally tried it out because we wanted to eat a cheap dinner. It was cheap...that was about the only good thing. We split the BBQ chicken sandwich, the buffalo chicken sandwich, the Mac & cheese, and fries. The BBQ sandwich was pretty good to be fair. The rest was pretty bland and boring. It was disappointing after being tantalized by the smells outside so long :( maybe we would've had better luck going with the rotisserie chicken instead.