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Output: After trying their Oktoberfest (and thoroughly enjoying it) at other Pittsburgh locations, my family and I decided to come and check out the Penn Brewery for an afternoon feast and some brews. Shockingly, they were completely out of their Oktoberfest and it was only early October. (And yes I am completely aware that Oktoberfest traditionally takes place in September not October, but totally not my point). The fact is, if you're an established brewery you should know how much to brew of your seasonals as to satisfy the masses well into the fall months. We ended up doing a flight of 9 of their other beers. I particularly enjoyed the Penn Pilsner and Penn Dark but was not very impressed by many of their others. However, I'm not a huge fan of hops and high gravity beers and their were quite a few of these on the flight. However, in my mind since I've tried both their Oktoberfest and their seasonal St. Nikolaus Bock (also phenomenal) their beer is still pretty stellar in my opinion. We ended up getting a bunch of different things and sharing them for lunch. We had the traditional pierogi platter, the potato pancakes, the goulash soup, a side of spatzle, several sides of German potato salad, and the schnitzel sandwich. I was particularly impressed with the German potato salad, which was served warm and was absolutely delicious. The schnitzel sandwich was also excellent. It was a breaded pork cutlet, served with grilled peppers, onions, and mushrooms, and topped with a vinegar slaw, Swiss cheese, and Dijon mustard. Sadly, the day was rainy and we weren't able to enjoy the outdoor courtyard. However, sitting on the large wooden benches with a view of the brewing system through a large glass window was wonderful. I would certainly recommend checking this place out!

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Output: I'm a Vegas regular, and thought Monte Carlo was supposed to be one of the nicer hotels ... Not so. Just returned from two nights there, and will not be back to MC. To start I had to change rooms b/c the first room had the carpet along the baseboard completely off the wall - they were nice and quick about changing my room. But, all the rooms need serious updating ... the bathroom was loud (toilet and sink were very loud) and shower was dark and tempramental with hot/cold water. There is no honor bar or refrig in the room, and the surface areas (desk and dresser) are minimal - the furniture was very old and dumpy. The bed and pillows were comfortable - but that was the only decent thing in the room. Oh, and the walls are paper thin ... I could hear the young kids in one adjacent room, and then at 4am I heard the women returning back to the other adjacent room ... and always could hear people in the hall. I picked MC partly b/c of the nice pools (lazy river and wave pool), so my minor daughter could have fun. She did ... but I was very uncomfortable in their pool area ... VERY crowded with lounge chairs - you can't move them, and there aren't tables or even ground space to put your bag, and very few "cabana boys/girls" to help you find a spot. Of course the best spots are the premium cabanas, for premium prices ... no thanks. Also, it's very claustrophic with all the buildings surrounding and encroaching on the pool area. And, to top it all off, my t-shirt was taken from my chair! (Thank goodness my ID wasn't taken, but my shirt had been on top of the chair and when I returned from a spin around the river, it was gone. I checked lost and found numerous times, but it never turned up. Tacky ... I thought the clientele would have been better.) The only highlights were that the food court was decent for families (McDonald's, Rubio's, Sbarro etc.), we didn't have to walk miles to get from self parking to the elevators or pool, and bed was comfortable (when the noise from the hall or adjacent rooms didn't keep me awake). Oh, and they get a decent amount of TV channels including Nickelodeon for my pre-teen daughter. Thank goodness I "got a deal" to stay here ... if I'd paid more than $90 a night (with their bogus resort fee) I would be really PO'd. For now, it's just live and learn, and never return.

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Output: My mother ordered 60 sliders from McGinnis for a baby shower. We love how they come pre formed. Very easy to throw on the grill hassle free. This time they came jammed into the packaging and stacked on top of each other. Needless to say, by the time my wife brought them home they are completely smashed. Looks like I'll be forming my own. If I wanted a ball of ground meat I would have ordered it that way. By jamming these into the styrofoam you may have save .30 cents. Should've went to whole foods.

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I have to say from reading the reviews on here I was completely trusting of this place. I'm not sure if maybe the woman doing my brows was having a bad day, or maybe she was new, but I am not pleased with my eyebrows. She missed hairs that were completely obvious that I had to go back and pluck myself when I got home as well as some soft hairs on the side of my face where she had gone over (missed a small patch in between where she threaded). All in all, my eyebrows still looked shaggy and unkempt and I had to go back with my scissors to trim what I thought she did. There was a lot of people there so I'm sure this place has some great women working here but as for my experience I am not convinced. Maybe I should ask for a certain girl next time? I give two stars merely for their customer service. Everyone was extremely polite and offered water and tea to everyone who stepped through the door. The girl I had was very sweet, but being sweet don't get my eyebrows looking amazing!!! I'll give this place one more try and see if it's worth making it my go to spot.