Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Example Input: He slows as the identical twin inspectors someone and someone approach from the opposite direction. The gray haired goateed pickpocket
Example Output: holds out his hand, sets them in the middle, sets his thick pot of drinks.

Example Input: Someone loses control and the submarine drops to the edge of the sandy shore, landing on its side. Tumbling across the beach, the submarine
Example Output: jumps amid the tide of crawl foam.

Example Input: He hangs up, someone still pressing her phone to her ear. Someone
Example Output:
starts to walk off.