Instead , I admire the girl in the mirror , grinning back at me , her acceptance letter clutched to her chest . Her empathy is purely amazing . I want to kiss her in celebration , but I can not express any love towards my Ego in public . Instead , I fix her hair , and we stand up in unison , and leave the cafe .

A: What may be the reason she is holding an acceptance letter ?

Hey , I forgot to mention that Bob Dole randomly showed up at the closing banquet for my work conference last week . You guys should be proud of me -- I did n't throw things at him or anything . He basically took over the microphone and ... okay . The guy 's funny ; I 'll give him that .

A: How might I feel about Bob Dole ?

Worse probably , as the pain from my chipped bottom has now worked it 's way right up to my neck , which is now as tightly strung as the metal ropes on a suspension bridge . Last year as my bones seized up in the cold and I was resorting to climbing out of bed at a right angle , I decided to buy one of those all singing , all dancing massage chairs ( a cheaper Chinese version off Ebay which has so far has proved to work just fine ) . Not overly enthusiastic about the huge new addition to our bedroom ( until he tried it himself ) , my husband claimed it took over half the room .

A: Why does the narrator not have the best attitude ?

Once known for their long lines and fresh tastes , Krispy Kreme chose the path that so many others choose - more distribution points including gas stations , grocery stores and convenience shops . With that decision came the reality that Krispy Kreme believed that their doughnuts were a commodity and not an experience . In my opinion , that was a decision that doomed the company - especially when they had likely invested billions into the real estate market building out their retail locations .

A:
Why did Krispy Kreme 's business start to slide ?