Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: Look, I understand. May have looked good on paper. Pales to real New York.
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A: Check this out, they landed on Dirty Dining! Copy & Paste in browser and watch the truth. http://www.ktnv.com/news/local/162139125.html#.UbJiavKyWro.email http://youtu.be/wtMWfvwBJng I decided to try this place again was because they had an "A" Grade now. My remarks: Walked in and was greeted by owner, we chose a table and the place was not busy a total of 5 people. Owner came over after waiting several minutes and we placed our order, the order felt rushed as he was looking around constantly. Order arrived fairly quick but it was cold and not as ordered. Fast does not mean good! The waiter (owner) did not check back to see if we needed anything. The guy who got us the drinks came back and I told him my eggs were undercooked, not as ordered. He took them right away and said o.k. I waited for 15 minutes no eggs returned. The guy then returned after 20 minutes and I said did you forget about the eggs and he said no and by then my boyfriend was almost completely done with his plate of food. He runs back gets the eggs and they arrive less cooked than last time, eggs were running all over the plate. I took the plate up to the owner who happens to be our waiter and told him to take them off the check. He apologized when we were leaving, but the food was not worth the price!
Problem: What would be an example of an positive (OPTIONS:
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Answer: Excellent burger in the high end of the scale! Was a bit skeptical to the whole "Gordon Ramsay put his name on this place" thing and thought that maybe the whole hype is more beause of the name then the actual food. Was happy to see i was totally wrong! Ok, so part of the hype is because of GR himself but the quality and taste of the food is great anyway. We started of with the jalepeno shooters wich was 6 awesome cheese/bacon filled jalepeno poppers with lots of punch. Great start not to be missed! The pork belly "pig bao buns" wich was a kind of a slider in a pita looking bread was not as good. It was way too much carrots and the bread was doughy and way to thick. The pork belly was tender but that was about everything that was good with this starter. Sorry Gordon! And for the finally i took the Hells Kitchen burget with some kind of cheese, avocado, jalepeno and oven roasted tomatoes. Medium grilled and it was perfect when it came out! Ordered a side of mayo since there where no sauce on the burger but the burger with condiments was so juicy and tasty i left all the mayo. Im a true burger nerd that love to test both chain and upscale burger with fois gras and truffle but this is one of my top 3 burgers i have ever had. The price? I think it was about 15 $ wich is less then a mediocre burger at Hard Rock Cafe or similar place where i come from. I think its a bargain even though its a little bit more then the usual burger chain.
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Output: Had a terrible experience here. Stopped in for a quick bite before take off and left more than a 40% tip because we couldn't wait for change. After finding out our flight was delayed for more than an hour, we returned for a drink. The same wait person, Alison, took our drink order for 2 margaritas without any questions. It wasn't until our $30 bill arrived that we reLized we had been hood winked. While there are different prices and sizes of margaritas, Alison took it upon herself to deliver and charge us for the very most expensive one to order. When we asked her why, she said "that's what we always do" and walked away. At that point she was eager to leave as it was the end of her shift and she wanted to go home. She lingered for a tip. We ddn't leave one. Maybe one day she'll figure out why.
input: Write a negative yelp review (OPTIONS:
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output: Nom Noms (fried mac & cheese) were tasty. Bacon Burger was nice and bacon-y, though we ordered it medium well and it was still really pink in the middle. If you order it rare, they probably will present you with a live cow. Just a heads up. Fries (both parmesan garlic and sweet potato) were ok. I've definitely had better. Blueberry Panshake was YUMMY. Tasted just like a blended-up blueberry pancake, only not disgusting. :-P Service was quick (maybe cuz the restaurant was dead), but the waiter was suuuuper rude and unfriendly. Maybe it's because we shared two burgers, two fries, and an order of Nom Noms between the four of us, but is it really our fault that we weren't all that hungry (and that the food here is pretty overpriced)?!?! Ditch the unfriendly employees and my rating would probably go up.
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer:
Despicable! I pre-paid for a table at The Bank through Vegas.com. My reservation included 2 bottles of champagne and 2 bottles of Vodka. When I contacted the club 2 days before the event, I was told that my reservation was not being honored. They would sit us at the busy bar instead. For anyone who has been out to clubs in Vegas, you know that's not the same kind of experience. Not even close. I had even emailed their Director of Social Media and the same guy who responds to all these Yelp reviews - with my concerns about the reservation. He assured me that the reservation would be honored and to just show up at the club on time. Then I speak with their head VIP host - who tells me I'm SOL. They don't care that I've already paid for a table and bottles... they won't be honoring it. He had no concern for the way that makes his business look. I called Vegas.com to explain the dilemma and they called The Bank directly. Nothing changed. The Bank still says it's a no-go. The lesson learned here is that nobody at this club can be trusted. When their Director of Social Media can promise a customer one thing only to have the club disregard it completely despite having prepaid for the reservation... it's just absolutely reprehensible. There's not a lot we can do to affect these clubs. The supply and demand curve is just so out of wack in this industry that the clubs can do whatever they want, treat you however they'd like, and charge you 20x cost just because! But we have to keep trying to make companies treat customers with respect. I strongly urge everyone who reads this to share this story with anyone they know who might be considering this club. There are other more honest clubs in Vegas that deserve your money. Don't give it to one that will toss you to the side the second a bigger opportunity comes around! Update 5/29 - after the trip: The Bank continued to give me the run around... so we went with Donnie E. at Tao and dropped 5 G's on a prime table on their stage with a perfect view of Snoop and Busta Rhymes performing all night long. Whatever you do, just stay away from the Bank and the shady criminals who run it!