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Output: CUSTOMER SERVICE NEEDS A LOT OF HELP!!!! Customer service is a nightmare and Managers need to focus on there performance. I am not a complainer but when your online orders consistanly are wrong and when told to call an order in from now on and then they constatnly hang up on you then you are forced to find another place to eat. Food is great but they have to seriously work on customer service!! Cafe Rio has lost our loyalty!

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Output: I beg you please....please...please don't go here. Unless you enjoy meat that's been cooked to death and you consider grease a condiment. I use to work down the street from this location and literally swerved across three lanes when I saw that one magical word that gives me a raging hunger hard on every time I see it...TAQUERIA. I walked in and ordered three tacos. 1 Asada, 1 Pastor, and 1 Lengua. All were terrible. The lengua had an indescribable funk to it. The asada was good, well that is if you like chewing on a leathery horse dong that's been baking in the senora sun. The pastor sucked and everything was soaking in greasy diarrhea sauce. So if your jonesen for a leathery horse dong soaked in diarrhea sauce you'll love this place, if not you will be severely disappointed. THIS PLACE SUCKS.

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Output: Don't go here on a Sunday night. Dry gross burger, and old jalapeno poppers. I will continue to only come here for drinks. Ugh, more than once the food here has been less than stellar.

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Very good Mexican food. The chips were way better years ago when they were flour. But they are still not bad today. We went through 4-5 bowls of chips for 4 people. Prices are a little high for Mexican food, thus -1 star. Service is better than average here. I got a make my own combo so I could get a taco and an enchilada. Albondigas soup is superb!