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Output: The food was horrible. Do not waste your money.

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Output: Fresh salad bar! Pizza is so good! Staff could be friendlier!

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Output: A moment-by-moment description of why hurling might be better than going to Hurley's: Our friend tried to order us some veggie burgers before we got there, but they came back and told her that they had just run out. This was just in time for the kitchen to close. The waitress refused to list the beers on tap ("Listen, there are 38.") or to give us a menu listing them. She also neglected to bring me water, which was the only thing I asked for after 16 hours of flying internationally. She cautioned us that one of the IPAs was bitter... A friend politely disagreed, and she kindly and condescendingly informed us that IPAs are bitter. It was helpful, considering I had chosen that particular night to taste my first beer. #puttingthe'patron'inpatronizing It was overpriced, about $9 CA for one particular pint. And the worst part? *no one* would join our friend in trying to get her Irish jig on to the live fiddle music. Luckily, we had four more days to change our minds about the city from our introduction via this basement bar. Know what else is underground? Hades. And hipsters. It's no coincidence.

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Wrote a review about this place and interesting, it is was removed....It wasn't offensive in language. ....I would not recommend this place to anyone. Rude manager, horrible service, long wait for food and when we got the food the onion rings and fries were soggy. The nacho chips were soggy as well...the server forgot part of the bar order. This is was the second time visiting Zipps so I did give it another try but I know I will not be back and would not recommend this place. One reviewer got it right...'if you sit at the bar and order a pitcher of beer and a burger you might be satisfied but don't bring a group of 5 or more'...you'll be stuck with horrible service and worse, the food. Sorry, hope the review remains on Yelp.