Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: AVOID! Unless, of course, you want a whole bunch of your possessions ruined by water that leaks through the roof and down the back wall of your unit. Unless, of course, you don't mind dealing with employees who truly don't give a shit about you and your ruined possessions. Sure, we took out the insurance. But have we actually gotten to speak to someone yet about our ruined property a week later? No. We stopped by today to get our lock and close the rental agreement. No one was there. Apparently they feel it's ok to take an hour and a half lunch when they are only open from 8 to 5 on Saturdays, because, after all, who gives a shit about customer service? Not U-Store-it, that's for sure. Oh, and their "Courtesy Phone" right next to the office door? The one that you can call and speak to someone when the office is closed? Yeah, it dials and then immediately hangs up. Over and over again. I know because I tried several times. So screw you, U-Store-it. My initial positive impression has only made me angrier.
Q: negative

A: Rosati's gets two stars this time but it could get three or four. The potential is there and if you're going to have pizza in this strip mall, I'd choose the dark, dingy Rosati's over the more wide open, brighter Dahmen's every single time. On our last visit, it was a Saturday around lunchtime and the place was surprisingly busy. The waitress had her hands full, but she held her own. My son and I each ordered a slice of pizza. Mine was served at room temperature. There goes one star. Make it two. The crust on their Chicago-style pizza is chewier, in an overcooked or not-very-fresh sort of way, and less flavorful than others in Chicago, and Madison for that matter. There goes another star. Make a wish. Mine is for a fresher slice of pizza. In past visits, we've had the thin crust. I think Rosati's does this much better. My daughter had mostaccioli with sauce and butter on the side. Anyone can do that, so I'm not going to rate the entree, but I will say the marinara is fresh, thick and well-seasoned. The cheesy garlic bread is a guilty pleasure and a must-order every time, especially when dipped in that marinara. We've had the Friday fish fry. Skip it, but that's on us for ordering a fish fry at a pizza joint. We go to Rosati's fairly frequently and will be back. I think the solution to making this place awesome might be a just a little more attention to quality control.
Problem: What would be an example of an positive (OPTIONS:
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Answer: Get there early! But if you don't have reservations the wait is absolutely worth it. My gf and I stopped by with no reservations for dinner at around 5:15pm and the place was PACKED. We waited for about 20 minutes and were seated. The staff were very friendly and patient with us. We got beer and hamburgers. THEY WERE SO GOOD. I love eggs on my burgers and they nailed it. DELICIOUS DELICIOUS. Definitely will be going back.
Input: OPTIONS:
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Generate a negative review for a place
Output: Was not impressed. Started out at the bar and had a good experience. It all went wrong once we got to our table. The waiter was horrible! Older gentleman, if I can even call him a gentleman, in his 50's, greater than six feet tall, and grey hair. Just nothing but a jerk and not helpful. It's one of those situations where you knew he looked at our crew and decided he wasn't going to be helpful. When I ordered there was a choice between broiled and fried walleye. I asked, "What do you recommend?" He said, "Well, one is broiled and one is fried." Yeah, I could tell that by the description, jackass. I was asking what was popular or suggested by the chef. That was the way the whole night went with this guy. If I managed that place and saw any of this he would be gone! The worst part is that I really don't know why we got that kind of treatment. Discrimination, I would guess. He seemed like he was trying to be helpful to the table next to us. Anyway, the steak needed salt! What?! I've never seasoned a steak at those prices before...never! I had to salt and pepper the steak. Trust me, you will cook a better steak than this at home unless you microwave it. The walleye, fried, was pretty awesome though. The clam chowder was also unique. If you go, check those things out. Otherwise, don't waste your time. It sad, too. The place looks so cool. Maybe just go have a drink. The only saving grace is that the waiter screwed up the bill so bad that nobody paid for drinks. For such a smart-ass, the guy wasn't the brightest on the block.
input: Write a positive yelp review (OPTIONS:
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output: Never had a bad meal here. Love their Singapore noodles plus service is great
input: Write a positive yelp review (OPTIONS:
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output:
This place ROCKS. Found it through Groupon and even though we didn't buy the actual Groupon, they gave us the $10 off. The restaurant is small and attached to a market and is pretty quiet. Service is quick and friendly, prices are fair and the food is seriously yummy. I've had better hummus before, but it's still really good. All of their kabos and rice are super tasty and cooked and seasoned to perfection. I have nothing to bad say about Zaytoon! If it was closer to my house, I'd go here every week.