Sentiment analysis: I complained about coming to this restaurant before I even stepped foot in it. Mostly because it's called: "Chelsea's Kitchen". Much like the title of a generic romantic comedy, this place was designed for women. They dim the lights, put on the KY Jelly Pandora, throw some candles out and then hand you a menu of WTF? You serve tacos, burgers and salads. YOU FUCKIN SERVE TACOS, BURGERS, AND SALADS (and a few random meat, potatoes, veggie dishes?) The place is nice. It's a nice fucking place. Nice, the place fucking is. Unfortunately, I didn't bring virgo Mary and the Baby J, and we aren't planning on spending the night. I'm not looking for real estate, and having a nice place doesn't automatically justify ripping off your customers. I came here for fucking eats player, and this place isn't nice enough to justify this shit: 1 - Why did I just pay you $2.25 for a can of soda. Go fuck yourself, I'm thirstier than 12 god damn ounces. 2 - Why did I just pay you $15 for a salad, and then receive a bullshit sized salad? Here's what's on the Caesar: Lettuce, Cheese, croutons and the dressing normally required to satisfy a grown ass man. Pull your shit together. STACK THIS FUCKER. If I'm giving you $15 and not receiving a protein, something isn't right. Do you know who has a 9.95 Caesar Salad? Fucking Mastro's. Some people actually order this as their main course? This place is for anorexics. This is the god damn dinner menu people. DINNER. 3 - Alright fine, the burger & fries were good, and in the same range of taste and price with other places in the area. But, the fact that I was basically cornered into ordering it is a real dick in the mouth. If I was looking for burgers, I sure as shit wouldn't come here. Furthermore, I'm not giving you $20+ for 3 tacos and a side of beans or whatever the fuck you have. You have to be out of your mind. Everything on the "Very Special" menu is not appetizing in the slightest. I guess if you're not looking for flavor and want a Plain Jane meat and potatoes dish. THIS IS YOUR PLACE. Lessons from Chelsea's Kitchen: - First impressions count, and they can glaze over the eyes of someone who's already skeptical of your shit. The second I saw a can of soda land on my table. I immediately hit eject. YOU HAVE A NICE PLACE, it's not that fucking nice though. If you're going to fuck me on this, what else are you going to fuck me on? Wallet CLOSED for the remainder of my time here. Any thought of ordering one of your overpriced appetizers just got flushed down the toilet. At least put some fucking bread on the table and look presentable. And, I'm the same guy who will give Macayos $100 for 2, simply because I got free chips out of the deal. Do you know how hard it is to spend $100 at Macayos? I've done it. - WHAT the fuck is your theme? Pick an identity. If I wanted a gourmet burger I'd go to Zinburger, Grind or Delux. If I wanted upscale tacos I'd go to 20 other places before coming here, most likely Gallo Blanco. Now I'm left with $30 entrees, and it's safe to say I'm not coming to Chelsea's Kitchen for a $30+ entree, given the plethora of places that have their shit together in that price range. Don't get me restarted on salads. - I almost burned your building to the ground when I saw that you had valet, then I realized you didn't FORCE it upon me like some asshole I'm not going to mention. Kudos to you, I'll give you 2 stars instead of 1 for that reason. That, and the service was good, and everyone was friendly. Also, go back in time and give your mother an abortion: You have the biggest parking lot of any restaurant in the area, and you still have valet. I'm glad you're concerned with pleasing the "I CAN'T WALK 10 YARDS" crowd, as well as those who won't eat gluten and must have all things organic. See: Venn Diagrams for details. - Your restaurant is the same quality as North or Central Bistro, but you're charging 50% more, and have 50% less items to choose from. Take the dildo out of your lungs. - People on yelp mention your "happy hour"? No sign of it advertised anywhere, including your website. Holler at me. Actually don't.

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Sentiment analysis: Place got great reviews as a local sports bar so we decided to step in on a trip. Nothing bad, but all in all was just a typical sports bar with barfood. If that's what you're looking for and give it a shot. But if you're looking for a little bit more of a great dining experience I would look somewhere else locally.

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Sentiment analysis: Bad service, reeeally slow chefs. We were the first guests in the restaurant, and after an hour or waiting for sushi/sashimi, the waitress told us they hadn't even started our order! When did 'sushi making' start takin so long??? We told them to cancel our order and bounced. Don't even know what the food quality is like but I can't wait an hour to find out. There are better Japanese restaurants in Henderson if you're willing to drive out of the hotel.

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