Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Someone starts to vacuum the dog with a vacuum while he lays on the chair. Then the person takes away the vacuum and the logo Life With Dogs
comes on in a series of images advertising a tattoo on a bedside table.

People, with the receding waters behind them, turn to each other and kiss hungrily. They
walk slowly past the exit.

Quick webs grab him out of the way of cars and up into the air. He
leaks, but the roof falls.