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Output: I walked into this dealership in the market for a slightly used car with 14K to spend. I don't know if they sized me up and didn't like the clothes i was wearing but I walked around the lot peering into prospective cars for the better part of a half hour while waiting for a salesperson to come out. After getting tired of waiting i walked inside thinking that everyone must be extremely busy not to notice a potential customer walking around the lot. So i walk in the door and stood around for another 10 minutes before getting the attention of a guy whose hair was slicked back with about a gallon of hair spray (maybe he wanted to ensure that his doo would survive a nuclear blast?) holding it in place. I told him I was interested in looking at purchasing a vehicle. Doofis: 40 some year old trying to relive being in a frat based on his clothing, hairstyle, language and demeanor: "Um I'm not actually a salesman." me: well what do you do then? Doofis: I'm a supplier so i don't really deal with prospective customers me: um sure, why not? Can you get me a salesperson, I'm interested in buying a car. So he leaves for about 5 minutes and comes back with some kid who looked like he was about 15 and looking forward to watching afternoon cartoons after he got done wiping down cars and sweeping the lot. Kid who looked like he wasn't even old enough to be working legally: "I'm Chad" (can't remember his name but just look for the 15 year old trying to be like doofis in every way) "how much money do you have to put down today?" ME: well I have about 14K between cash and pre approved loan KID: well most of the cars here are priced higher than that. Were you looking to finance at all? ME: yeah thats why i have a loan in hand KID: ok what are you looking for? Long story short i proceeded to rattle off a few models I had been looking into. He showed me a couple of older cars in my price range (all of which had obvious paint missing, dents, and a big sign on the side window NO WARRANTY. SOLD AS IS. After looking at a few and an extremely awkward conversation that made it clear this kid was probably on his first job, i sat in a Honda Civic. I then asked him to tell me more about the vehicle. KID: well its a honda and they make great cars ME: a Honda? Wow you don't say. KID: what else do you want to know? ME: how many previous owners, was it a repo or fleet car, whats the maintenance history aka carfax, and why so much when it has obvious damage to the body by way of paint chips on the side. KID: we can get you a carfax for $75 and we price our vehicles as cheaply as possible. you're buying from a dealership not a private party. ME: *getting annoyed at this point* KID: (while I was in the drivers seat) "The dashboard looks like a spaceship" ( I kid you not this is what i was dealing with) ME: sure. Can I test drive it? KID goes on to tell me that I can test drive it after we go over the paperwork and ensures that I would be approved for a loan. (this after telling him multiple times I had a loan in hand) I promptly thanked him for wasting my time and that he should seek out some customer service training. To which he said "sorry have a nice day." Well I did have a great day and an even better day after that when i went to a dealer who greeted me as soon as I walked in the door with a great salesperson who gave me a test drive without making me fill out anything, a free carfax, and someone who did a great job earning my business. Now thats more like it! I was thinking throughout the day at this other dealer which will appear in a review to come. Dear Yelp, can you please allow users to award negative stars? Sometimes a single star is just too generous. Sorry for the long winded review but please don't go here if you would like to treated like a valuable customer.

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Output: We have been going to Wing-King for years, and have always enjoyed the food and the atmosphere. Typically in there at least monthly. BUT, the conversation over dinner the other night went something like "If we hadn't been in here so much, this would be our last time." At the risk of blaming the owners for the actions of their staff, it was pretty crappy. Cold food, inattentive service, a waitress who went MIA for long periods- the whole mantra of what to do wrong in a restaurant. And it wasn't crowded! Another snippet of conversation was, "Slightly less honest people would have just walked out and stiffed any waitress who made us wait this long to get the check." It'll be a while before we go back.

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Output: Bring your reading glasses for the menu! It a big chain so not too much to say. Surroundings- Its huge , menu is overwhelming and has advertising with I find annoying. Staff- Some of the best. Eats- cant complain, I can eat the pizzettes all day long for 4.95 all day long! The ricotta and sausage or the Pear and goat cheese is the best! Have a go , you wont be sorry!

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I meet clients for lunch. I don't live in most of the places I do this in, and because I have an expense account, I usually don't care too much about the price for lunch. I'm there to talk up my product, so the food, ambience, wait staff etc, should be good, and yet invisible. I depend on Yelpers to keep me in the know when it comes to restaurants. This place was as advertised. Good food, good wine selection (although we didn't drink at lunch). The vodka sauced dish was good and my client's steak salad was too. We has some kind of puff pastry that was really good, though I had to nearly beg to get them to cut it in half for my client and I so two grown men in suits weren't carving it up at the table. All in all a very nice spot waaaay off the strip.