Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Example Input: A train is coming the other way. Seeing him come, someone
Example Output: trips and unfolds his hands.

Example Input: A barber is combing and shaving the hair of a man in a seat. They
Example Output: is his hair stylist.

Example Input: A woman is speedily riding a recumbent bike in the kitchen. She
Example Output:
opens a large metallic door and takes the lever and handle just one woman.