Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: Ill give it a star cuz i got in for free before 10:30. But do you know what goes on there before 10:30? NOTHING! Dinner is being served, the bar is pretty bare, and its pretty dull. Blah. But hey, as long as i have that "WATER" stamp on my wrist I'm all good right? Go back to the room, drink for cheap, and come back after 11. OK. I did that, and it still kind of sucked. We had an area up at the front which became our own private dance floor and I boogeyed on down with Yelpers i had never danced with before. That was cool. They really know how to shake it. One more star cuz , I am a fan of the circus. And there were circus style ladies in minimal clothes doing a zip line down the middle of the club. All I could think was how bad i wanted on. And then all i could think was how bad i wanted out. So i left. The end.
Q: positive

A: I'd heard about this place, both on here and on the TWITTAH grapevine. Given I was wandering aimlessly from place to place the other night, I figured this would be a test of my navigational skills. I never realise where the stairs at the bottom of Advocate's close came on until I walked down them after I left here, but I'm getting ahead of myself now, I suppose. Back to the beginning! So from the outside, it looks nice and new and stylish and clean, and a big glass door entrance. When you go in, it's very modern and funky, all exposed brick and chrome and black steel... indeed, the first thought I had was that I'd walked into the nightclub from the original Terminator movie, which would have been weird and required time travel too. There was a huge range of spirits behind the bar, and the staff seemed to be spot on with their recommendations to people; I settled for a bourbon, lemonade, and lime - and it came in at a reasonable 4. For a modern-ish new bar, that's not bad, especially in city centre Edinburgh prices. It was exceedingly busy when I was in, about 10pm on a Friday evening, and a lot of people did seem to want to be there to be seen to be there, if you know what I mean. Wandering in off the street on my own, I did feel a little out of place, and the lack of hidey holes or wall based drinking places stuck out like a sore thumb to me. All of those problems wouldn't have mattered if I wasn't Johnny No Friends and was with a huge group, so that's on my head, not the bar's :) With all that in mind, I would definitely come back here, although I think it would have to be early in the night to try and get a seat!
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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- positive) review?

Answer: I don't know if the fact I was sober, or read previous reviews caused my visit to Laurita's to be so disappointing. I was hungry, craving enchiladas, driving around aimlessly, we checked Yelp and decided to try Laurita's, after reading all of the reviews about their "cheap, amazing food." Looking at the menu, the "cheap" part of the reviews was instantly disproved. Figuring we were hungry, there already, and willing to try it, we went ahead and ordered. My wife's order went through pretty much without a hitch. I tried ordering my food, then asked a question about how much a side of rice was. The cashier's mind went on the fritz and couldn't grasp that I wanted two plates of food and a side of rice. She kept asking questions in a circular conversation. I had to just walk away. My wife attempted to pay with her card. Their machine asked them to input the last four digits of the card. What did they input? Nearly every combination BUT the last four. I will explain. Let's say this is the card #: ABCD EFGHIJ KLMNO They entered KLMN (three times). They entered the four digit security code once They also entered IJKL, JKLM and perhaps even GHIJ. This should have been a major red flag. If you can't count to four, how can you properly prepare our food? Our food was brought out, and I attacked it with the fervor of a cheetah on an African savannah, Impala in it's grasp. Once more, the Disappointment-O-Meter jumped through the roof. When I order cheese enchiladas, I would like cheese enchiladas; not, shredded cheese wrapped in a corn tortilla, drenched in sauce, and with a splash of melted cheese on the top. If I wanted to eat a tortilla filled with cold, shredded cheese, I don't need to pay $2.50 each for that. The chicken enchilada was a little better, however, after such a weak offering in the cheese enchilada arena, Laurita would need to have served me a mind blowing pair of chicken enchiladas to make up for it. Their food was mediocre at best. I can see how drunk people may think it is amazing. Then again, you could feed some Vegas drunks from a dumpster and get the same reaction. If you want overpriced, bad, undercooked food, with extreme frustration when attempting to order and pay, go to Laurita's.
Input: OPTIONS:
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Generate a positive review for a place
Output: I want to tell you first of all that we had a great time at the Cosmopolitan. Great rooms, great casino, friendly staff. 3 of my friends stay at your hotel regularly. It was my first time. However, the experience we had at Marquee was disgusting!!! Justen and his staff should be embarrassed!!! As I mentioned in my earlier emails, I was looking for recommendations for a club with table/bottle service for 40-50 year olds as it was my friends 50th birthday. You sent me to Justen. I did not know he only worked for Marquee. He said the club was perfect for us and he would set us up with a "great table". I even tipped him $100 on the way in... It was all 20 something patrons. Not what we were told or even sold!!! They set us up with a table in the back corner by the bathroom. It was horrible. Couldn't have been further from the dance floor. Not even in the ring. Then they triggered a fraud alert on my visa and they would not let anyone have any of the drinks even though they know we were staying in the hotel. What is that all about??? It took the waitress (Mary) over 30 minutes to re-process it. We were all standing there with our thumbs up our ass. Now the icing on the cake....Mary told me she was leaving for the night. I signed the bill and included a 20% gratuity. Then she comes back and asks for a tip for the bar back who kept up with the mixers etc... She said the gratuity didn't include him. I was so angry at that point that I just charged another $50 on my card. Then I go to the bathroom and come back and our whole area was cleaned out and know one knew what was up. I felt worked over and angry over the whole experience. Disgusted!!!! The next day on check out neither of you were around. They had some manager from Marquee call me and he said he would give me $50 towards my next visit to Marquee. Seriously????? You all should be embarrassed after us spending over $10,000 for 2 days. Absolutely angry that I stayed at your hotel after the night.
Input: OPTIONS:
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Generate a negative review for a place
Output:
It wasn't a bad place to stay, it was comfortable. But I won't stay here again. We stayed in a two queen bed room and one of the beds was broken (falling off the box spring) so we called down to let them know, so we would not be responsible for it. They said someone would be up to fix it. When we came back hours later, the bed looked like it had been moved but not fixed. So the next day we went down stairs to the desk to ask about it, and she said she would put in an order to have it looked at while we were gone for the day. We came back again hours later, and it was STILL broken! The bed was leaning so bad I took pictures to show management, but they don't have a "contact us" on there website. Horrible! Just imagine if someone got hurt... That's a huge law suite waiting to happen!