Question:
Fast forward nearly six years and there we were breaking up ( leaving me both homeless and friendless all at once ) . Its one of those things you expect to happen for various reasons , and even as the breaker , are still shocked none - the - less about their occurrence .

Why may the narrator feel awkward visiting the friend they describe in the dialogue ?
Answer:
The narrator does not know what to say about the breakup .

Question:
Today I was feeling better . But my stomach is still a bit twitchy . Breakfast : Oatmeal and coffee . Snack : Handful of trail mix . More coffee at work . Lunch : Various lunch meats , 2 cheese sticks , several Triscuits . My yogurt and some Weight Watcher granola . Snack : I had fruit left over from lunch that I was too full for at the time .

What may be the reason for their upset stomach ?
Answer:
Their stomach is n't used to the new diet yet .

Question:
There were blows thrown , several penalties for both teams , and two banged - up starting tailbacks . In fact , Steelers rookie tailback Rashard Mendenhall ( fractured shoulder ) is now out for the season after taking a hard shot in the third quarter . Ravens starter Willis McGahee ( unspecified ) was injured in the second quarter . He returned in the second half but played sparingly and was a non - factor .

What game is being described in the text ?
Answer:
They are playing America 's past time .

Question:
I killed the mood by saying , " Fine I 'll get knocked up right now ! " It 's pretty funny , though . My mom said she and dad would react the same way Juno 's parents would have . They would have calmly helped me out and they would ' ve let me keep my baby too .

Why did the narrator say she 'll get knocked up right now ?
Answer:
It was a joke .