Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Example Input: Someone hurries off and moves around the front of the bus. Spreading her arms in a bewildered shrug, she
Example Output: hangs to her side then shuffles up to the tree.

Example Input: Someone slides one of the flowers beneath a silver button of the inspector's jacket. He
Example Output: sets another rope strapped around his neck.

Example Input: As someone walks away, someone gazes downward. At his house, someone
Example Output:
writes patiently in the book.