QUES: I was on the verge of tears , wiping frantically at my eyes if just one tear escaped . My mum would get mad . Do n't ask me why , I have no idea . And I just wished I could die . I just wanted to escape everything and forget . The emotional and the physical pain was getting too much for me to handle . And then , towards the end , I accidentally swayed onto the road , nearly being hit by a car . My mum did n't even get worried or anything .

Question with options: Did you get any injuries from the incident ?
ANS: No , I did n't fully crash and only swerved into the wrong lane .
QUES: I think it only appropriate to celebrate the anniversary of your wedding by eating ten times more than you were allowed to eat that day , what with all the chatting up the guests , dancing , and picture taking . It was a fun wedding , to be sure , and we really enjoyed the left over food that the caterers packed up for us to eat . The next day .

Question with options: What may I have just come home from ?
ANS: My honeymoon
QUES: Got tipped more for being feisty . We listened to whatever music we wanted and basically ran the show . Sure , the lack of ac in a 700sq ft bakery took its toll in the summer , but the pictures of me stealing a turkey make it worth it . I was a sandwich artist goddamnit !

Question with options: How might I have felt when posting that I stole a turkey ?
ANS: I felt amused and proud of myself so I told everyone .
QUES: Meh .. He 'll get over it ... Secondly , years ago , my Mom told me a NASTY Dirty joke ... Which I used on Tuesday afternoon to get myself out of a speeding ticket . A speeding ticket I actually deserved , considering I was pushing 175 km / h in a 90 zone just outside of golden , however , I am distracting myself .

Question with options: What is the reason a nasty dirty joke could get you out of a speeding ticket ?
ANS:
You might tell the arresting officer a joke , make them laugh , and they would have pity on you .