Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer: There are many drinking holes situated near the University of Edinburgh campus in the Newington Area of Edinburgh. Situated next to Assembly is Negociants, a great bar with a great atmosphere. I came here a few months back for a friend's birthday drinks. The bar provided a large selection of both alcoholic and non-alcoholic beverages. We weren't in on a particularly busy night, though some of the other tables were occupied. As well as drinks, Negociants also serves food until very late into the evening, so worth remembering if you're feeling a bit peckish late at night - until 12am on weekdays, or until 2.30am at the weekends! They also do good deals on the food - 10 for two courses and 12 for three. Now that is what I call the bargain. I'm actually just round the corner from here at the moment, and it's very tempting to just leave the review and go and eat there..........

Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer: We were so disappointed! We were on vacation in Scottsdale and wanted to try a Brazilian restaurant. It was nothing like the one we have had home. Actually it was completely worse than all three Brazilian steakhouses we have close to home. I tried about 12 different meats and I think there were only 2 out of the 12 that were tender. The rest were over cooked or hard as a rock. We really wanted to love this place as I kept trying more and more of the meats as they came around hoping the next one would be better. Besides being hard, the meats didn't have much flavor. The salad bar was okay and I don't know that I would even pay the cheaper price to just eat from their salad bar. This is sad that I have to say the highlight or our meal was the fresh bread and salami slice you get at the salad bar. :(

Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer:
I've given this place 3 trys. Bacon struck out 3 times. You know what they say...its 3 strikes and yoouuuurrree out!!! Every time the kitchen is SUPER slow and every time, something was wrong with the order. One late Sunday, we (2 ppl) waited 45 minutes for our food. The restaurant was NOT even busy at this hour. I was starving!! Wait! On top of that, the servers suck!!! Two out of my three experiences included sucky service! They don't know the menu, they forget stuff, get the order wrong, neglect you....etc.... To make it worse, the food simply isn't all that great and definitely not creative. You know those places where the food is so damn good (IE Breakfast Club) that the long wait is worth it? Or an overwhelmed server is forgiven? Yeah! But not the case here. They really need to step up their game. Especially in this economy! OMG! I almost forgot to mention their incredibly overpriced alcoholic beverages!! The location is great. Has a ton of potential ONLY if they revamp the service and the food.