Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: You know I was going to give this place 3 stars but the only thing I think of when I think of this pizza place is "meh". Boyfriend took me here last night for our 6-month anniversary of our first date (aww) that happened to be a different Italian place the first time so I guess he's going with a theme :) Unfortunately I was not all that pleased by the food. We ordered a large five cheese pizza. Now I know this is supposed to be thin crust pizza, but when they put so much cheese on this thing that it becomes a soggy mess that you literally cannot pick up, that is a problem. I had to use a knife and fork for half of it, and it was actually kind of disgusting as you are literally just swallowing gobs of greasy cheese. The mix of cheeses on there wasn't necessarily appetizing either as one in particular had a really creamy texture that just did not seem to belong. If you're going to do a five cheese pizza, make sure the damn crust can hold what you're putting on it and make it with cheeses that are gooey and stringy, not creamier than warm butter. Ick. Oh, and $19 for a cheese pizza with no toppings? Rip-off. The gelato we got for dessert was a different story. I would come here for dessert more than pizza. The presentation was beautiful and the four bites I got (EAT SLOWER, MATT! :D) were delicious. They even brought us a small 5-gelato sampler before we ordered to see what we would like. We got a 2 scoop mix of white chocolate strawberry cheesecake and cookies and cream. Yum! This place looks really nice. It's bright, has flat screens along the entire length of the place and they have lots of memorabilia around - old school pizza parlor meets high-tech. The customer service was decent, the gelato was delicious, but the pizza - yikes. Matt loved it, I hated it. If I'm going to spend $19 freakin' dollars on a pizza it better be huge with at least 5 toppings (other than the cheese!) and not fall apart. This place is not somewhere I think I would frequent unless it was for dessert alone. UPDATE: I don't give a shit what Matt says, I'm not coming back here even if he's paying. I'll wait in the car with gelato to-go. New York boy or not, the pizza sucked.
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A: This quaint pub demonstrates what a chain can do when it trusts its franchise owners and chefs. Yes, there is the average pub fair for which the Firkin chain is known (and a relatively broad beer list on tap), but it's the additional special items and the service that makes this pub substantially better than others. This pub used to be a weekly tradition, but I haven't been in some time; am making a special trip into the comfortable and slowly-gentrifying neighbourhood this week just to have dinner there.
Problem: What would be an example of an positive (OPTIONS:
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Answer: I LOVE this place!!! This will be my 3rd or fourth time to this yummy creperie place. What makes it special is the quality and yumminess of the crepe itself and the creme they put on top. Its addicting! Seriously! Plus the fact that they do NOT use canned ingredients for the fruits and veggies. The best selections are the dessert crepes - they use real fruits which is beneficial because they do not soak through the fluffy crepe batter. I had the "Favorite" which consists of fresh berries and cream...so good! The nutella with strawberries and bananas is also yummy, The Toulous is good for marinara lovers, while the Spinach Cheese Mushroom is also really good. Their crepes are quite sizeable as well! For coffee lovers, this place is quality. They offer smooth and well-flavored quality coffee. The only bummer is the slow service - it's a walk up window and there's almost always a line, whether weekday or weekend. I've tried both and stood in a line no matter what. (mind you this is around the holidays).
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Generate a negative review for a place
Output: Pit boss at craps table on Sunday July 20th around noon was over the top rude and insulting. His attitude made us pick up and leave, I will never return here to gamble or stay ever again for that sole reason.
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output: "Would you like some stamps or ice with that?" With my Snickers bar? No thanks, they don't go well together. How about this, Circle K..."If I wanted stamps or ice I WOULD HAVE ASKED FOR THEM!" Ugh, I can't stand this Circle K. Always trying to up sell me on shit I don't need. It ain't that clean either. It's jam packed with the many farm and construction workers in the area so it is convenient for them. The location earns them a second star since there isn't much in the area. Also, Circle K fixed their overcharging for 5 Hour Energy drinks by offering a 2 for $5(reg) and 2 for $6 (extra strength) special. I don't know, probably still too much for them, but they help me get through the day.
Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A:
Purrfect Auto Repair 118 in Las Vegas, NV 89147 - is not qualified to do any major repairs - the only thing they should do is just simple oil change. I had this establishment repair a power steering pressure line. My car was not making any unusual noise before the repair was done. After the repair - my car was making a loud noise like a motorcycle taking off - the manager advised me this was normal and all cars make this noise - he refused to refund my money for the botched repair job.