Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer: Don't be fooled, Coco's has nothing to do with Ice T's wife. Now that is out of the way, this is as grease spoon as it gets. A decent amount of pretty sub-par food for extremely cheap. We came down on a tight budget due to winning tickets to Vegas unexpectedly. Since breakfast is the most important meal of the day, we had to find a place to eat. I seen Coco's when I walked across the street to get a bottle of liquor the previous day. My wife and I came here expecting cheap, greasy, fast food for cheap, which is exactly what we got. I remember getting the San Diego Sunrise. BLUH!! What a shitty mess. Ground chuck? Is that what you call that? Chipotle Holindaise.....That was pathetic. Avacados? Well, hard to mess that one up. The whole thing overall was a culinary wreck. The avacados wouldn't even stay on the patty because of the nasty slippery "holindaise". The eggs were fine......I'll admit that, but the patty itself was nasty. The next day we came here I went for a classic eggs, toast, sausage and pancakes. MUCH BETTER. There's that basic borring food I was looking for!!! At least I could eat it and finish it, unlike that nasty stuff from the previous day. Service was OK. We had the same waitress both times we came here. My wife had a really hard time keeping her coffee topped off and I had a hard time keeping water in my glass. We had to keep waiving down other servers to help us. In short, it's better than starving.....but not by much.

Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer: Don't they read their Yelp reviews? I too had trouble getting waited on last weekend and this isn't the first time. The place was exactly as described by Bri..and after wading through the net surfers and congestion I finally managed to snag a 15 year-old sales person...only to find out by her frustrated response that her color T-shirt does not do sales, it means she is some type of tech support (oooo - haughty - am I supposed to bow?) and I need to find someone in the orange, or lime or tangerine or whatever T-shirt. So I find Orange T-shirt who proceeds to reprimand me for having the audacity to want to buy an iphone without standing in the iphone line (what line? I see no line. That's why I stopped in today, not last week, because today there is no line). Stopped short by my pointing out the line does not exist, Orange T then quizzes me about doing my pre-authorization...I haven't done it yet? Well, I'm welcome to sit in the store and enter my personal data amongst all the hovering net surfer losers. Time to make my escape, call ATT and have the darn thing ordered over the phone in less time than I spent navigating the color coded T-shirt brigade at the iStore. Whew.

Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer:
I've been to Imperial a couple of times. I'm a fan of the place, but I needed something to compare it to before reviewing. Now that I've experienced a Korean spa in LA, my appreciation for Imperial has increased. You wouldn't expect something so nice in this part of town. The facilities are clean and well-maintained. Imperial Health Spa has everything you need in a Jjimjilbang. The gender-specific sauna areas provide lockers, towels, toiletries, showers, hot/cold tubs, and salt/steam/dry saunas. This is where you start and end your Korean spa experience. We typically just put our things in our lockers (your wristband is your locker key), take a quick shower, change into the provided shirt and shorts, and head up to the second floor. The co-ed space upstairs is the "hangout." You can lounge around and watch Korean TV, get some surprisingly good food in the little restaurant (you charge everything to your wristband), and experience the various rooms. My favorites include the Bulgama room and the clay sauna. The Bulgama is the hottest of the saunas and features eight oven-like structures for you to lie inside. If you've ever wondered how a turkey feels at Thanksgiving, this is your chance. In the clay sauna, you immerse yourself in a bed of hot clay balls. It's awesome once you get used to it. We also enjoy cooling off in the ice sauna in between rounds. When we're done relaxing upstairs, we split back up and go do our things in the naked areas. Oh, did I forget to mention that? In the shower/tub/sauna section downstairs, you're supposed to be clothless. I usually try to use both the steam and dry saunas, as well as the hot and maybe the cold tub. Once my skin is sufficiently tenderized, I do a little self-exfoliation scrubbing. They offer body scrub services (and I hear your skin feels amazing afterward), but I have yet to work that in during a visit. Needless to say, I always feel uber-relaxed after spending a few hours at Imperial Health Spa. Just a word of caution. Don't go here expecting solitude and quiet. Jjimjilbangs are places for friends and families to hang out. It's the perfect place to bring a bunch of friends and just chill for several hours.