Sentiment analysis: A walgreens with no liquor? What am I, in Utah?

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Sentiment analysis: Food was decent but the service was just terrible. The bartender was rude as hell, the bar was dirty and messy.. The waiter spoke to my wife as if she's his long lost buddy. we were told to wait for a 'couple of mins' for a table - waited for no less than 25 minutes without getting any updates or apologies!! i'm pretty sure all of the waiters and bartenders have something going on with the hostess, they all seem way to close to one another bahhhd.

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Sentiment analysis: What a bummer. I came for lunch, and ordered a Hot Hero for something like 7.99. When a tiny sandwich, on a big plate found it's way to my table, I couldn't help but giggle. A little roll, with sauce, a couple slices of sausage, and some cheese. Taste wise, I give this thing a 2.5 out of 5. Portion wise.. a 2.. Service was service. Our waiter had no personality. I am curious about the dinner entrees, cuz that shit did sound amazing. Lunch was wack as f*** tho. I don't want to detour you from eating here, cuz I imagine the dinner is probably decent, based on other reviews I have read. Just don't get a sandwich.

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