Problem: What a terrific couple days off . Today I am going to go the library for awhile and maybe drive around looking for other Wi - Fi hotspots . I might go and see my friend Dax who 's in town from fucking Rome . Still looking for my camera , Ca n't wait till I found it .

Why would I go to the library ?
OPTIONS:
- to find my friend who is staying there
- to find my friend from Rome in there
- to find people hiding there
- None of the above choices .

A: None of the above choices .

Problem: People were pointing and saying they did NOT want to ride it if they ended up getting that wet LOL . What the heck though , it was our last day there and we were going to make the most of it . We watched half of the parade , just enough for me to get some pictures and movies of Tinkerbell on her float for my mom who just loves Tink .

Why were people resistant to riding on the float ?
OPTIONS:
- The float experience was hampered by sunny skies .
- The float experience was hampered by nearby snow showers .
- The float experience was hampered by inclement weather .
- None of the above choices .

A: The float experience was hampered by inclement weather .

Problem: We felt this addressed our tendency to hang on to failing relationships -- ones we knew would never be right for us -- or decide to date someone just because we thought we would never get another offer . Never . Most people in that part of the country married their high school sweethearts so at the ripe old age of nineteen , I had passed my prime . Hopes of getting a date were pretty slim ( about as likely as my acceptance to WWF training camp * giggles * ) .

Why is the narrator so down on themselves ?
OPTIONS:
- None of the above choices .
- They feel they are getting a divorce .
- They feel they are going to die alone .
- They feel they are going to lose their life .

A:
They feel they are going to die alone .