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Output: One is a star too many. I walked out and didn't pay the (first and) last time I was here. Not because of the food (I never got), but because of the psychotic and inebriated behavior of the owner. AVOID this place altogether, unless you want to be on an episode of Cops. Oh, and CAFE only has one F, unless you are from CALIFFORNIA (note dripping sarcasm).

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Output: Las Vegas is a city of opulence and luxurious excess - but none of that exists at McCarran. For as much revenue as the casinos must generate, the airport sees little investment. The terminals are sprawling, so if you have connecting flights here, expect to walk a good distance between them. Dining options are pretty mediocre - with a bunch of knock-off cafeteria type options. Power outlets are next to impossible to find, and when you do find one, there's a 50-50 shot it will work. Enjoy.

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Output: Came here to eat lunch during my last day in Vegas with a friend. We were looking for a place inside the Cosmo to eat (besides Wicked Spoon, which we went to more than once already) and ended up here. I was really disappointed by the food here. I ordered the California Turkey w/ Shoestring Fries, along with a fried egg on top. I've had turkey burgers at other places before that were tasty, but this place didn't get it right at all. The meat was dry and there was no flavor to it. What made it even worse was that they stuck the big toothpick right into the fried egg. The yolk broke and started running before my dish even got to me. It got to the point where I had to use a knife and fork to eat, because the bottom of the patty got so soggy that I couldn't even pick up my burger. Service was okay. The waitress took our orders and brought out the food pretty fast, and checked on us occasionally. When we asked to split the check by a certain amount, the waitress said she could only split it 50/50. I would be very reluctant to come back and try this place again. I can get better tasting burgers for under $15 (about the average price here). They can't even serve a fried egg properly.

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Went here for a bachelorette party for both dinner and then the club upstairs. Everyone really enjoyed their meal and the garlic bread was out of this world. It comes out nice and hot and wrapped in aluminum foil. From what i can remember, we all had a great time at the club as well. Would love to go back next time I'm in Vegas.