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Output: Service was pleasant enough but the food was so average for the price. We went there because of a $20 coupon but even that wasn't enough to save it. I will give them kudos for cooking the steak exactly medium rare but it had little seasoning and the side of mashed potatoes and asparagus were pretty tasteless. Think Denny's at three times the price. And my daughter would not even eat the French fries--they were that bad. Wait! Dessert just arrived. Ewh!!

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Output: This company is seriously AMAZING! I knew from my research on the Internet that getting a Hale door was a big investment and I was a little nervous about inviting someone to cut through my stucco house so I decided to go visit their showroom in Glendale. Two friendly men greeted me, answered all of my questions, gave me tons of helpful information, and quoted me a price with 0% pressure! After reviewing the info with my husband we called to set up an appointment. Within the week they sent Aaron out to install my pet door. I was amazed at the attention to detail! Aaron even covered the cement outside of my house to prevent it from getting dirty! He took out the old in glass doggie door and helped me clean out the leaves that were trapped in my sliding glass door. I felt like he went above and beyond my expectations! It took my dogs a few hours to get used to the double flap door but it is amazing! I can't believe I wasted so much energy for so many years with my old doggie door. Getting a Hale pet door is worth every penny!

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Output: I should have read the reviews before going here. They don't put prices on the menu for the drinks because a draft beer is almost $10. Service was terrible. Took forever to be acknowledged. Waitress saw my empty glass and empty plate. Why did it take ten more minutes to flag her down to get bill? Gave it two stars only because the food (carnitas tacos) were actually really good.

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I'm not the type to write Yelp reviews, but my recent experience at Lulu's made me want to do a public service and warn people to not eat here. Lulu's has gone seriously downhill in the last few years. Some lowlights of our experience: - Had to ask for napkins twice to no avail. Finally had to get up from the table, walk to the counter, and fetch some myself. Hello, where's my waitress? - No cutlery came with our food, so had to ask for some. Chopsticks arrived 5 minutes after noodles did. - Beef pho was absolutely inedible - lukewarm, flavorless, disgusting. I had to send it back to the kitchen. If you've ever had real pho, don't get it at Lulu's. Best case scenario you'll be sorely disappointed, more realistic is that you'll want to gag and be sick at the table. - "Pan-fried noodles" are actually just an uncooked circular ramen brick covered in warm chicken and bok choy. I know Lulu's is catered towards the budget-conscious college crowd, but I could've saved more money and time just by buying a $0.25 packet of Maruchan from CVS and eating it straight from the bag. The only tasty thing at Lulu's is the Sriracha sauce.