Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A: I'm torn here... There were some things about this place that I really liked (the wine and cheese), and others that I disliked enough that I will never return (the atmosphere)... Upon first descending we thought "this place does look like a napa cellar, how cool"! A couple of cowboys warned us that the service was slow as molasses, so after a while of waiting at our table we decided what we want and approached the sommelier. We ordered two flights, and he helped us pick out some cheese to accompany. During this process, "it" started... The reason for which I will never return... The show. The Rio show where gals and guys in skimpy outfits ride around on a float on the main floor with blaring overplayed pop music. It was loud - REALLY LOUD - down in the "wine cellar". The engineers/architects/managers/designers that came up with the concept of a wine cellar in the Rio missed a CRUCIAL aspect that absolutely ruins the atmosphere. They should have installed sound proof doors at the entrance. Imagine standing in a winery and all of a sudden they start blaring cheesy pop music so loudly you can't talk. Yeah. You would leave. ASAP. We were out for a birthday celebration so we stayed, but this turned a pleasant evening where we were willing to drop some dough into an "if it weren't for this, we would like this place" kind of evening. Maybe they only do the show certain nights, then it would be worth going on off nights. We switched tables to another part of the area where it was a bit more shielded from chaos above, and giggled at the absurdity and discomfort. After our wine and cheese was delivered (along with a very nice bread basket), the wait staff was relatively attentive, and friendly when we did talk with them (although remarkably absent for only one other table present on a Saturday night). The wines were wonderful, the cheese accompaniment was delightful and exactly what we were hoping for... But, I will not return. If I wanted to yell at my friend while drinking, I'd just hop up to Voodoo instead of the Cellar.

Problem: Write a positive yelp review.
A: I've been here a couple of times. They serve pretty good pizza here, the crust was fairly thin but had a good layer of cheese on it. I've also had several of the verdure (vegetable) sides and think they are done very well (except kind of oily). You can get three verdure as a dish, which is a good option for vegetarians and is reasonably priced and filling. Love the "outdoor" seating area.

Problem: Write a positive yelp review.
A:
Huge fan of chicken and waffles. Been staying in the area for a bit and saw the countless reviews on Yelp about Lo-Lo's. I have to say reading the reviews and looking at the pictures got me salivating and I knew I had to check this place out. OMG. If you haven't been, you have to go. So friggin good. Thought I would choose a lighter option for my first attempt and went for the betty boop, which is a waffle and chicken breast. Ordered some collard greens on the side to have a vegetable. The southern fried chicken was spot on perfect. The waffle unbelievable. Smothered it in butter and syrup. I'm getting hungry again just writing this review! I have had collard greens but none as good as these anywhere. They were so tasty and good I could have just made a meal of them. I can not wait to go again and try more things from their menu.