No Toilet Paper<br>Roberta was using the bathroom. She was a bit constipated. Finally she went and looked for some tissue. There was none in the stall. And she was all alone in the bathroom.
Roberta had not pooped in over two weeks.
A: It's impossible to say

WASHINGTONLawmakers, activists and local officials expressed disappointment over federal prosecutors' decision to drop charges against most members of Turkish President Recep Tayyip Erdogan's security detail who were accused of playing a role in the beating of protesters last May in Washington. Prosecutors dropped charges against 11 of 15 members of Mr. Erdogan's security team, The Wall Street Journal reported on Wednesday, in a case that created a long-running rift between Turkey and the U.S. ...
members of Turkish President Recep Tayyip Erdogan's security detail charges are all dropped.
A: No

Getting Too Fat<br>Tom got a girlfriend after a while of being single. He started to let himself go. Tom gained weight and started not dressing up as much. His girlfriend didn't like his laziness. She broke up with him over it.
Tom gained weight because he started drinking salad dressing.
A:
It's impossible to say