input: Write a positive yelp review.
output: I've only discovered Piecebox recently but I think it might become a new favourite haunt. Tucked away quietly on a corner of Polwarth, this is one of those places that you'd never find as a matter of course. It feels like an Edinburgh secret! The cafe is a really cute little place, with mis-matched furniture, comfy seats and cool decor all over the walls. The owners had made an extra effort for Halloween when I last visited, so spiders, cobwebs and skeletons made an appearance! This place is great for cakes (they are immense), tea and coffee. I haven't eaten here for a proper plate of grub, but I have it on good authority that the club sandwich is excellent. Definitely recommend as a place to go if you want a relaxed and fun catch up with friends or family. It's got a lovely atmosphere. Very cosy and fun. Only downside is the service. Sheesh! It can be very slow and the staff look so miserable. If I was working in a lovely little coffee shop like Piecebox I'd be chuffed - I'm not sure why they always look so glum...
input: Write a negative yelp review.
output: If this is one of the best buffets on the strip, then I can't imagine what the bad ones are like. I wandered into the Spice Market Buffet because I wanted something quick and casual for dinner and I'm staying at Planet Hollywood. Having never been to a Las Vegas buffet before I figured it is something that one needs to experience anyway. First I was a little surprised by how much it cost: $28.00. Isn't this supposed to be cheap eats? Oh yeah, there's no such thing in Vegas. The food was across the board awful. I made my way around the world starting with middle eastern food. I tossed some hummus on my plate with a stuffed grape leaf and the guy behind the counter served me some grilled chicken hunks, which were pink like it was tandoori (weird) with a small pita. The pita was totally stale and the chicken was dry as a bone. The hummus and the stuffed grape leaf were just ok. I then moved on to the seafood - ah, the ever popular all you can eat shrimp and alaskan king crab legs. I was excited but quickly disppointed at the first bite. The crab was incredibly salty, watery and had a strange texture. The shrimp were the same as the ones you get at the supermarket pre cooked. After I abandoned the seafood I went for mexican. I picked up a flour tortilla, some beans, cheese and cilantro, but passed on all of the protein because it looked so bad. I picked up one small piece of chicken to taste (with the tongs of course!!!) and it was super salty and peppery. I wrapped up what I had in the tortilla and it was okay. The beans were pretty good. Then for good measure I stopped at the italian food and chose a spinach lasgana roll. yuck. Also too salty and had a funny texture. Kind of like bad frozen stuff. All in all this was a bad food experience. I'd give it no stars if yelp would let me.
input: Write a negative yelp review.
output:
This place sucks With so many places to stay in Las Vegas Why would anyone stay at the Mirage? My wife had a conference at the Mirage so we were stuck there. As my daughter and I were walking through the casino (the only way to get to the elevators fron the front) one of the casino bosses rather rudely informed me that kids aren't allowed in the casino. Our daughter was looking forward to swimming in the pool unfortunately there wasn't any water in it. The Jacuzzi was cold with cigar butts and ashes around the edge. Great for a kid. When we got out vehicle from the Valet we found that they broke part of the door handle. Now every time I go to open the drivers side door the trim falls off and we're reminded the lousy care we received. Of course they won't take responsibility for the damages. Las Vegas as a whole is a bit of a let down, just a bunch of drunken squank. I fail to see the appeal of Las Vegas. I guess you got to be drunk the appreciate it.