input: Write a negative yelp review.
output: I was so looking forward to trying this place with a friend and we were severely disappointed by the food. Let me counter that by saying that the staff was great, friendly and honest. I would hang out here for drinks in the evening to hear the music inside or stand outside and look at the skyline. The Food: We started with the white bean and goat cheese dip with pita chips. It was ok. Nothing special, not too much flavor - but it was white beans. Next, the chorizo. WARNING - this was the most disgusting thing I've ever been served. I couldn't tell if it was raw or just packed full of fat. It was falling apart in the casing and was so chewy we never actually got to the point of swallowing. The sardine fries were interesting. They were mini sardines (full body - head to tail) deep fried with dipping sauce. Lastly, the lamb lollipops. These were also no good. They were so fatty and a little overcooked. I think the menu was good in theory with a horrible execution. It seemed like they were trying to be too fancy and didn't quite cut it. When I looked around, I realized no one else was eating. Everyone there was just there to drink. That should have told me something. Overall: If you just want a cool place to drink and possibly order some dip and pita chips, then you'd like this place. Everyone seems pretty cool and laid back. If you are sick of Thomas Street or you've grown out of Snug Harbor, this could be your new hang out. If you're looking for a nice meal, look somewhere else. My suggestion would be Crepe Cellar in NoDa - they've got an amazing menu and daily specials.
input: Write a positive yelp review.
output: Fast, friendly service. Good value. As a NYC/NJ immigrant I'm all too familiar with the Blimpie brand and have been to the original Blimpie Base in Hoboken which is what brought me into this location today. On a sign in the window was advertised the new Hoboken Hero with salami, pepperoni, prosciuttini and provolone. I requested double meat and double cheese as I used to back east and the sandwich maker proceeded to quickly build my hero. I was pleased to see that Blimpie still slices most meats to order unlike many sandwich shops where it's unknown how long ago ingredients were prepped. (Have you ever seen a slicer at Subway? I sure haven't.) Parmesan bread was fresh and baked perfectly. One aspect of the older Blimpie stores back east is they tend to be shabby and unkempt however this shop is in ship shape; immaculately clean and bright with large almost floor to ceiling windows running the full length of the store. Customer service was on point and delivered with a smile. One bit of irony is I was helped by, and I kid you not, Jared! My sandwich was wrapped as requested, half to eat there and half to go, and we both had a good chuckle about the irony of his name.
input: Write a negative yelp review.
output:
Pure crap. You're better off eating grass at the curb. All the food is full of MSG, over cooked, soggy. Terrible service. Yet it's packed. What people won't do for a $12.99 meal and bring their own wine. Ridiculous !