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Output: I have used PHX Clean three times and each time gets worse. The first time, we used them to clean the carpets in a rental. I wasn't blown away, but I wasn't disappointed. Then we used them to do carpets, tile, and move-out clean on a rental. $700 later, I went to inspect. There were salt packets, cat food, and peas jammed into the corners of the kitchen floor and grease spots/food spills still in kitchen cabinets and appliances. The owner sent the cleaning crew back to touch up, but the cleaning crew said the floors were the owner's problem. The last time we used them was for my house for carpets and tile. I wanted to give them the benefit of the doubt. The owner said they would help me move my couches (several feet) from the family room to the kitchen. (He did say this was against the insurance policy but since I was good customer would make an exception. I am confident my appt. was on Thursday. On Tuesday, they called saying they would be at my house between 12 and 2. I quickly scrambled to move all of my furniture except the two couches. At 2, they called to say they were running late and it would be closer to four. After 6, they showed up. To my surprise the job was subbed out to another company. After some additional up-charging, I asked for help moving my two couches and was told they couldn't. I explained what the owner promised me and my disappointment with the appointment so far. The tech excused himself to go and call the owner to presumably tattle on me and still would not help move my couches. They started cleaning my carpet after 7 pm. Three hours later, they were finished. I must say, I am impressed with the carpet cleaning. (Must have been the up-charge, and using a machine PHX Clean doesn't even own.) I have gotten my tile just as clean with baking soda and a grout brush. I did call the owner and ask him to call me back. I still have not heard anything.

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Output: Dirty, stinks horribly! Couldn't wait to leave.

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Output: 6.30am. On my way home from a truly ridiculous festival night out. Yes home. Oooh Neal you absolute party animal. See, my biggest problem with Edinburgh (apart from Scottish football, but that's based in Glasgow isn't it?), is that all the takeaways shut before the clubs. What the hell?! Sort it out Edinburgh. Returning to my night out, I was pretty peckish on my way home. Obviously everywhere was shut - it was 6.30am. Except everywhere wasn't shut. News plus, just seconds from my flat (hence I'd given up by now) was open! Result! I got a coronation chicken sandwich, which was actually very very tasty. So now I feel a sort of affinity with this place. They helped me out in my time of need so now I feel loyal to them. It's a pretty good newsagents to be loyal to. It doesn't sell more that it should, and it sells all the right things at the right price. It's just a bloody good newsagent

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Make your product just a little better than the competition. A little more freshness. A friendlier smile. Something to differentiate with consistency. Oh, and be in the right place. A general recipe for success in a market full of competitors. Mr. Mama's does exactly this. What are your choices around town? Egg & I? The Cracked Egg? Whatever. This is your spot. "But Ardie, they pretty much all have the same menu!" Well, here's that recipe for success on my veggie omelette. 1. Everyone is happy! You're greeted happily and waited on happily. 2. More. You're getting another egg in your omelette. Yes, 4-egg omelettes. They're huge! You're getting lots of toppings. In my case, plenty of fresh veggies. 3. The eggs are cooked right. I mean, seriously, I'm not sure I can do better. They got this down. But just so you know, they default to cooking in butter. I requested oil on my veggie omelette. 4. The home fries are not over-seasoned abominations laying around until they're ready to be scooped. These are simple sliced potatoes. They came out hot, crispy, and topped with fresh chopped peppers and onions if you want them. 5. The hash browns are crispy and not too greasy. 6. Everything isn't salty! I'm talking to you, every other breakfast place ever. You don't need to salt everything. 7. Price was veryreasonable at a mere $8. That's really all it takes. Do everything a little better, at the right price, and be in the right place. Next time, I'll be trying another omelette, or maybe those monstrous burgers I've been seeing so many pictures of. I'll be back!