Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: Maybe I am the most "uncool" person on Yelp, but I HATED this place. A friend and I decided to meet here thinking it sounded like a chill place to have a drink, relax, go down memory lane, etc. We drove separately and I arrived before him. I paid a $10 cover to get inside, only to discover that "inside" was so dark I could not see, so packed I could not move, and playing the most INSANELY loud I-don't-even-know-what-to-call-it music I have ever heard. Trying not to be a diva, I went to the bar and ordered a Jack on the rocks. It took me screaming at the bartender to accomplish this feat, likely through no fault of his own. Anyway, my buddy showed up and miraculously recognized my silhouette in the dark. (I am a perfectly normal size 10/12 so I didn't stand out at all.) He ordered a drink and we stood in awkward, pitch-black, booming silence until we decided to just slam our drinks and leave. That was the most interesting $15+ dollar Jack (including cover) I have ever had. I don't see the appeal. Maybe on a weekday?
Q: positive

A: My boyfriend just reviewed this place and although we have never been here together - I thought that I might chime in as well. I really enjoyed this little burger place. It makes eating a burger seem fancy in a very modern setting. I really LIKE the sweet potato french fries....Mmmmm!
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer: The overall concept is cool where you can get individual sized portions, but that's just a gimmick. I can see it working from a standpoint of people taking more than they can eat and then not finishing, but it's also a pain to fill up your plate with 4 other plates or pots or whatever they are and then have to keep running back up to get something else. It's their way to have you pay more for less. Desserts are desserts, I don't need to fill up on that, I'd rather have lots of food selection than worry about how many desserts there are. I agree with the one poster where if you see that's all people are posting in pictures, then there's probably a reason for it. Since I'm not glued to going to the Strip and live in Vegas, I'd rather go to the M where at least you get free alcohol and I can pile my plate up to my heart's content. Nice concept, poor execution.
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Generate a positive review for a place
Output: World's largest gentleman's club! Gorgeous women everywhere had good time. Just be careful buying drinks, they go for $18-20 a piece!! Get sloshed up beforehand and everything will be just fine
input: Write a negative yelp review (OPTIONS:
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output: The Canadian version of Target is a sad state of affairs compared to the American version of Target. The stock of things available is simply not the same nor are the prices on things. In many ways, I'd even say Target doesn't even compare to Walmart as this location replaced a Walmart. Perhaps words won't convince you but perhaps the sheer lack of people in this store compared to Walmart will. Coming here on a Sunday when it used to be Walmart would be jammed pack with parking a long distance away. I drove up on Sunday and plenty of parking was available 50 feet from the entrance. When the store was opened the first month, there were line-ups to check out... now cashiers are bored waiting on people. Needless to state the excitement of Target has already waned to sad levels. But why? I did mention poor stocking and bad prices but how bad are they? Pretty bad. You can compare Target to a Walmart so why, on average, are things 10-20% more expensive than theirs? It doesn't make sense and the people are no longer there in abundance. I wanted some things for the baby, prices were about 5-15$ more than what I buy elsewhere... and this number is even more disparaging when Walmart runs specials. It's not even a debate. They have a nice Carter's selection though, bought a few things but honestly, Target... you need to wake up before you go the way of the Zellers.
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Terrible service, completely inept technicians. SanTan Import Service Center's used car presale inspection is a complete waste of money and their "expert technicians" are even worse. I took them a used 2003 Honda Accord that I was interested in purchasing. On the way to their service center I noticed the air conditioning did not blow cold even in the slightest. So when I spoke with their service advisor I specifically asked them to look into the problem. After an hour and a half (I was told it would take 30 minutes) they returned the car to me with a laundry list of small items that needed to be fixed. The largest and most critical were front brakes and the air conditioning needed to be recharged with freon. Great! I bought the car. I took it to them the next day to have the front brakes replaced and to charge the air conditioning. Then I get a call. The air conditioning unit is not getting power. They are going to have to explore the problem. After a full day and a half they still cant find the problem and recommend I take it to the dealer. But they still charged me $110 for the air condition service, even though it still doesn't work. The dealer tells me the car has electrical issues that will cost $300+ to repair and the air conditioning needs major repair ($1,600). They have no idea how SanTan Import Service Center could overlook something as easy to diagnose as the A/C not getting power. A call to their GM results in a "oops, sorry we didnt find those problems" but nothing else. Grr...