Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: Lamest club in Vegas. Caesar's concierge put us on the guest list of someone named "Irene." When we arrived and asked for Irene, this ridiculously rude staff member just said "Sorry" and turned around and ignored us. We asked again, thinking he must have misunderstood the question, but he just continued ignoring us. This place must be pretty great to warrant the staff's awful behavior, right? Hilariously, no. After waiting in a cattle-like herd with everyone else on a general "guest list" (there is no Irene?) we enter this tiny little room with a tiny dance floor and barely anywhere to walk because everything is roped off for bottle service. You can try to escape upstairs but that's a similar deal, you have one lane to walk back and forth in and everything else is roped off for bottle service. Also, it was over 90 at night in Vegas when we were there. We asked the bartender for a water and he gave us a mouthwash-sized cup of water. This place isn't even interested in keeping its clientele alive. I'd heard from a promoter that Pure is a joke and boy was he right. We headed next door to The Bank and it was a lot nicer and a lot more fun. Huge dance floor, go go dancers, better DJ. Don't waste time going to this Pure hell hole, spend your money at The Bank. (Anywhere that attracts guys that think the Pauly D hair is acceptable to women is not a place I need to be.)
Q: positive

A: Everything was pretty good. Garlic tuna tasted like Garlic had nothing to do with it. Our server was good. Heard a couple bad stories about a rude server there, whatever. The hostess was ok.
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer: after disappointingly discovering that matt's big breakfast is closed on mondays (l-a-m-e), my girlfriend and i headed off to over easy to grab a hearty breakfast. we got there at 10:40 on a monday morning, and waited 15 minutes for a table. a group of business men, whom the hostess told us were the boss's "friends" barged in 10 minutes after us (before we were seated) and got seated before us. the whole time we were dining, we saw no interaction between the businessmen and any sort of "boss" in the establishment. and the whole time they were loud and obnoxious. i'd rather have sat next to a crying baby. onto the food! they were out of what my girlfriend wanted, the mexican egg dish, which the waitress should have notified us about before we spent 10 minutes deliberating on what we were going to order. so we went with the wolfpack dish and the eggs, bacon, hashbrowns, and sourdough bread dish, as well as a side of corned hash, and 2 iced coffees. the way they serve their iced coffee is unlike any i've ever had, and i wasn't THRILLED by it, but it wasn't the worst. a bit of mint and hint of caramel and really creamy. our entrees arrived on the smallest plates they had in the entire place, which made it a bitch to eat and i got food all over the table like a sloppy 3 year old. annoying. the corned beef hash was phenomenal, the best part of the whole meal. i can never find a place that cooks my scrambled eggs how i like them, and although these were a *little* on the overcooked side, at least they weren't undercooked and spongy like many places serve them. the bread was good, the hashbrowns good, and my girlfriend's wolf pack dish was ok as well. the bacon...yeah, it's smoked, and it tasted like it had been smoked with a coop of hens. very gamey, not my style whatsoever. and it wasn't extra crispy like i ordered it. the place is very small and it gets quite loud in there. i would NOT recommend this place if you're hungover. i don't think i'll be back due to the crammed-ness of the place, the strange menu (which i could only find like 3 things i actually wanted to eat here, they have some weird options), and the a-ok service.
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Generate a negative review for a place
Output: Used to go here all the time. New management changed the format, the great bartenders left, lost all the regulars and now it looks like a mortuary every time I drive by. Sad really. I used to love this place,
input: Write a positive yelp review (OPTIONS:
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output: This place is amazing. I came here with 4 girlfriends and we all ordered the "a Perfect Day Spa" package which included the oasis facial, body scrub, swedish massage and lunch. It also includes lignt snacks and beverages and use of their steam room, sauna, jacuzzi and swimming pool. I'd never done the spa thing and this was a fabulous first time for me! You begin by getting a tour of the place and they set you up with your own locker. Each of the services that I got were about an hour long so in between them I chilled in the pool, sauna or steam room. They also have a gift shop and gallery of paintings done by one of their estheticians Natalie. Natalie actually did my facial and it was ahh-mazing. I have super sensitive, acne-prone skin and my face was glowing after she did the pore extracting facial. Felicity did my massage. She asked me where my problem areas were and so she concentrated mainly on my shoulders and lower back. She worked wonders and put me to sleep. Finally, Sami did my body scrub. This was really great, too. My skin is still super soft. All-in-all our package came out to be $290 before gratuity which after this full day of pampering (we were there from 8:30 to almost 4) seemed like quite the deal. I highly recommend this place and the staff was very friendly which made for an even more pleasant experience.
Problem: Write a positive (OPTIONS:
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A:
I'll make it short and sweet. Three "S", Soup, Sandwich and Service was amazing! Olivier always gives attention to customers.