Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: I legitimately will never give this place another try again. The first time we came here (boyfriend and I) we ordered a pizza, mozzarella sticks, and french fries. In the meantime, a waitress was bussing the table behind us and was extremely loud talking to another employee. And when I say loud, I mean LOUD. But that's not what bothered me. What bothered me is what she said... "WOW! I didn't think they were going to tip me that much because they were black!" Referring to the family at the table that had just left. This is absolutely unacceptable, and I don't care what age, race, or what establishment you work in. Advice to the owners/managers- don't hire ignorant staff! Aside from that the food was just okay. Pizza was comparable to something that comes out of a frozen-food box, mozzarella sticks came out luke-warm (meaning the cheese was hard) and french fries were comparable to what you get in a grade-school cafeteria. Second time we were here we came for what we thought would be a quick lunch. Serivce was so absolutely slow an incompetent. I ordered a garden salad (or whatever version of that is the small version) and the lettuce came out soggy and there was water at the bottom of the salad bowl. Talk about unappetizing. The whole meal service took nearly an hour and twenty minutes. So much for a quick lunch.. ' The third and last time I came here, I came with the idea that maybe "the third time's a charm." Boy was I wrong. I ordered the dinner Ceasar salad, boyfriend ordered a small 7" pizza with buffalo sauce instead of marinara, and we shared a side of fries. My salad came out with the most unappetizing lettuce I have ever eaten in my life. The lettuce was wilted and nearly rotten, and seemed as if the romaine was cut in half (referencing the large pieces of lettuce). His pizza came out with barbeque sauce instead of buffalo. The waitress took it back, but when she did she took the tray and poked and prodded her fingers around the pizza to ensure that it was barbecue and not buffalo. Regardless of the fact that we didn't eat it that's still disgusting. Aside from the terrible food and service, this place is dirty (and by dirty that's a compliment) and dingy and is nothing impressive to look at. No, I will not give this place another try. Sorry, Uncle Sam's.
Q: negative

A: Usually the prices are good and the buns are decent, but last time I found a hair in my cream-filled pastry, aren't they required to wear hairnets?
Problem: What would be an example of an positive (OPTIONS:
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Answer: Had a great time here... a solid 2 hours of performance. They rely heavily on crowd participation so beware :) No alcoholic drinks, just popcorn and sodas. Funny people, great staff, salty popcorn... I will be coming back :O
Input: OPTIONS:
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Generate a negative review for a place
Output: I have tried Richardson's on a number of occasions, none of which were busy. Mainly I've gone because it serves dinner until midnight, is close and has been recommended by friends. First off, know that the parking chews. An old school angled strip mall lot that is on much too busy of a corner to approach from the 'wrong' direction. Second, they never seem to know who is supposed to be seating people. Is there a host? Is the bartender staring at you and your guests blankly while taking a phone call supposed to do it? The second time I snagged a menu and plopped myself down. On none of my three visits have I entered the door and received my drink in less than a 15 minute interval. Ok, now for some positives! The dark, candlelit decor is quite relaxing. I also enjoy the copper topped bar and large pillows in the booths to bolster us shorter folk. Maybe this place is just not for everyone. There are some tasty dishes I've come across but their sides are tired, especially the GCP which never sounded good to begin with. No one I've brought with me has been able to spot any values on the menu, including myself so I suppose the large bill at the end isn't doing anything to help my view of this place.
input: Write a negative yelp review (OPTIONS:
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output: Wish i could give this place a negative- 5. Stopped there because it was late and near WALMART. The condition of the bath room is your best clue as to what to expect of the food. The chicken was grease bomb,no quality what so ever. Had the runs the next day. I've been to Hawaii ..and this place it's not it. Will never turn !!!! On a positive side the ice was frozen water.
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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- positive) review?

Answer:
FUCK. THIS. PLACE. FUCK EM This is the worst pizza place in this city I have ever been to, and let me explain whyyyy: First off, I've never been here before, but it was the closest pizza place that I came across on my way back from Nellis AFB to a friends house, and I wanted to surprise her with pizza. I walk in and place a takeout order for a large Margarita pizza. Simple enough right? No. No apparently this is the hardest fucking thing for a chef to accomplish, cause I wait 30 minutes before the guy at the front hands me a small box. What the hell is this? I ask. This is a small pizza box, I ordered a large. Indeed, they messed that up. But I understand mistakes are made sometimes, so I don't throw a bitch fit and the guy at the front apologizes, replaces the order, and offers me a complimentary scoop of gelato. Great, a cup of icecream for waiting an hour for a fucking pizza, seems legit to me! So I wait for another 20 minutes, and the cashier rushes back to me with my large pizza. I understand it's not his fault, but the fault of the incompetent chef in the back, so I graciously accept the pizza and leave. Phew! Glad that's over! So I get inside my car, and set the pizza in the passangers seat, I think to myself, gee, I should probably check the pizza to make sure it's the right kind. Cause chances are that chef is a moron. This is what I open up to: http://www.yelp.com/user_local_photos?userid=4N-HU_T32hLENLntsNKNBg EDIT:So funny, I had a link to the picture, but apparently the company, or some grouchy loyal customer complained and Yelp took it down, but fear not my friends, it's all over facebook. I get a fucking pizza soup. Great. Just great. With an hour of my time wasted, I'm literally pulling my hair and way too pissed off to go back in there and complain, cause I probably would of threw this shit in the chefs face. This shit wasn't even cooked all the fucking way. What if me, my friend, and her little sister got sick from it? I try my best to go to local pizza shops here in town, but it's fucking places like these that make people stick to the corporate chain pizza places. Atleast they know how to cook a fucking pizza all the way through. This place needs to fire their dumbass ass chef and get a new one before they go out of business. Complete horseshit!