Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A: Alright, I'm knocking this place down a ton. The last time I was in here our service wasn't great and I was completely disappointed with the food I ordered. My boyfriend and I stopped in one morning before catching a flight. We ordered two yogurt parfaits and a soy latte for me. The latte was just fine, nothing special, and the girl helping me at the coffee bar was nice. The parfaits were mediocre. Ok, not good. I hate, repeat hate, when you order a yogurt parfait with "fresh fruit" and its packed full of melons. Yes, you know the sort. Cantaloupe, Honey Dew, and even grapes are no good in a parfait. Melons add zero flavor or texture to a parfait and frankly, its cheap. Ok, I'm being mean and I'm kind of sorry. But I'm kind of not. A killer parfait has rolled oats, honey, and some actual fresh berries like: Blueberries, Raspberries, Strawberries, Goji Berries, pomegranate seeds, etc... Something besides melon. I think you're picking up what I'm putting down.

Problem: Write a positive yelp review.
A: My second-favorite pizza (close-second, mind you) in Phoenix. Great atmosphere, always crowded, and always delicious pizza and salads. I used to love their Pacifico pizza with shrimp, chorizo and goat cheese....mmmmmmm - but regrettably it's not on their menu anymore. The sangria here is not bad either. Very friendly and attentive hosts & servers, and casual yet fun decor.

Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A:
Terrible place and terrible employees. Me and my friends go here all the time after school when we are hungry, it's within walking distance. The manager is unprofessional and so are the rest of the employees. On certain days when we don't order food, they tell us we have to leave and make up an excuse about it. Truth is, this guy has some thing against teenagers. To top it off, they aren't even professional about it. The African American manager tells us to leave and proceeds to say "Get out! Peace out! DEUCES!!!" Like seriously? Don't go here, they're all prejudice and unprofessional. If only I could rate it zero stars, I would.