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An example of an negative review: The service I received was by far the worst I have ever experienced! The management was rude and treated me as if I were a child. Absolutely the worst customer service, I was ostracized for being a conformist and could barely breathe from the countless amount of hipsters blowing smoke in my face. My friend who i went with was yelled at by an employee for having his feet on the table yet the employee failed to notice the two tables next to us who had people with their feet up. I am baffled at the fact that my friend and I were treated so Rudely but the old pervert in the corner who whistled at my sister was unnoticed. All I can say is I will never waste another fifteen minutes at this dump again! I wish I could have gave in a 0!

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An example of an negative review: We wanted to come here with a group and they were far less than accommodating. They claimed our wait time to be 20 minutes and we waited for over an hour. They refused to join tables and spoke to us like we were an inconvenience. Very disappointed with this place.

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An example of an negative review: Stay home, go to Chili's or go somewhere the service is good. I will NEVER go here again after waiting an HOUR for boneless wings and a salad. Are you kidding me??? lol Just say no people!

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An example of an positive review: Quiet Storm truly is a wonderful neighborhood gem. Surrounded by a desolate urban landscape, I never would've expected this colorful, creative coffee shop to have such impressive food. My dinner here consisted of an apple panini and a "shampoo", a strange (but delicious!) cherry and almond cream soda. It very well might have taken me 20 minutes or more simply to decide on my beverage of choice - their list was not only long, but offered more innovative choices than I could have ever dreamt up. Among them, an impressive array of Italian sodas (lavender & lemon, mango & lime, white choc & mint, etc.), an enticing selection of lemonades (ginger lemonade, lavender lemonade), and some excellent-sounding tea combinations. To top it off, almost all flavors were available in the form of vegan milkshakes. How they concocted all of these culinary ideas is absolutely beyond me. (I apologize to the coffee drinkers. As a tea drinker myself, I hardly paid attention to that half of the menu.) The apple panini I ordered came out quickly and was complemented with a side of tortilla chips and salsa. My panini included granny smith apples, apple butter, sharp cheddar, cream cheese, and seisage (vegetarian sausage) atop sun-dried tomato bread (though it seemed more like raisin to me). Never in a million years would I have come up with this strange combination of flavors, but it definitely worked. As described in the menu, indeed it was "highly addictive". Table service was great, nothing took too long and it seemed pleasant and casual. No overbearing waiters, no frills, etc. Given the fact that I live about a mile away, I think they should be expecting yet another regular in the very near future.