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Output: When you are in the presence of greatness- you pay! Monetarily and, lines if you arrive after they open at 6:30 or on weekends- but it is well worth it. Coffee- yum and refilled regularly. I have been to Matt's 3x in the 4 mornings I was in Phoenix and this place is ALL American Awesomeness!!!!!!!!! Looking like a deserty, Route 66 style spot, with tables well spread apart- I ate the pancakes, chop and chick and an omelette. WOW! They use lots of local stuff and it tastes amazing. Standouts are everything- the Iowa chop was particulary lovely and what tastes better with a cheesey baconey, mushroomey omelette than sour dough toast with homemade jam- blueberry and strawberry. This food tastes exactly like it should made with lots of love and All American Authenticity. One of the greats!

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Output: If youre bored and want time to kill and dont mind cheesiness, this is a place to go to. Its not fancy, but your out of town guests perhaps be entertained? Its free, the only thing they screw you on is the hourly parking in the garage. If you know the backropes you can get your parking ticket validated and you will not pay a dime. They have all of the cheesey touristy stuff here. cheap t-shirts, 3 for $10. Also they have a few creepy looking things, like cats (some vendor sells these creepy looking cats *they're not real, but they're just creepy looking*. They do have a few things to offer down here, the deep fried twinkies or the deep fried oreos. I havent tasted them, but I heard they're worth tasting. Or you can buy a huge glass of frozen alcoholic drinks or buy a football shaped glass filled with beer. Walk on down to mermaids and get a few beaded necklaces. The show? I liked it better when it was the old style vs the new and improved tv. They have 3 stages (well used to, I heard they tore down one of them) they have some acts playing on the stages. Some are well known stars, like Tom Jones (he's played there a few times), the doobie brothers or some local artists showing off their material, or you'll get the occasional coverband that shouldnt be singing songs that arent in their vocal range...*bring your earplugs*(also it can be loud). There are few shady parts of the street, just be aware of your surroundings and belongings.

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Output: So my wife and I met some friends here. We wanted to eat and have a few drinks to celebrate. The waiter must have been new. I asked him about some of the beers they showed on the menu and he was clueless. I asked him about the draft beer and he didnt know what they had. Finally I decided to just have a Coors Light on draft and he brought me a Miller Lite. This was the first mistake. We ordered our food. My friend ordered Fried Chicken and it came out still cold in the middle almost frozen.....WOW. She had to return it and waited an additional 20 minutes while everyone else had there food. My other buddy had Fish & Chips, he said it was fantastic. Then our other friend ordered the steak sandwich and she said it was ok accept she had to pick off the onions that she asked them to hold. My wife and I ordered the sampler. This was NOT impressive. The chicken wings were supposed to be plain and they were spicy. The fingers were hard and way over cooked. The onion rings were great and the potato wedges were the bomb.com. After we at we decided to have a shot of Hennessey to finish off the night and the waited forgot to bring one out so we had to wait again. Yes I am being hard on this place because for such a nice establishment they hired some boneheads to work there. I watched a waitress and a waiter make out were the put in the orders. This is right in front of the customer. No wonder our order wasnt right and they kept forgetting things. The owner should take a long hard look at his or hers staff. At least the cook came out and apologized for the Fried Chicken mishap. Thumbs down to this Steiners due to the lack of professionalism from the staff and the quality of the food.

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Overall we had a great dining experience in that everything that we ordered was very good. The issue is the layout of the menus and how you decipher what to order. The six in our party reviewed the menus for a while and then decided to let someone, me, take charge of figuring it out. There are several bite-sized items to order by the piece. Then there are tartars, carpaccios, cured meats, and shellfish selections to choose from. The main course selections are again sized and price to share as well. And, don't forget to order a couple of sides. All-in-all there are some very interesting and delicious selections but it all becomes a bit overwhelming to try to figure this out as a group. The irony is that you want to go as a group so that you can sample various things. Our waiter was helpful in the navigation of it all.