Input: What would be an example of an negative review?

An example of an negative review: Well, this is the 2nd time my fiance and I have been here. I must say, I'm disappointed. We came during AZ Spring Restaurant week, so the menu was limited- we had the filet, the short ribs, cesar salad, tortilla soup, chocolate tarte, and berry tarte, ALL were excellently tasty! What I didn't like is their problem with gratuity. The first time we went here, they tagged on a 20% gratuity to the bill for no apparent reason- "meh, maybe its their policy". So, this time the restaurant week menu specifies that gratuity will be added to the ticket- but the older folks next to us (mind you, the tables are VERY close together) ordered the EXACT same thing and their ticket was $15 less than ours. Disappointing- especially since the pregnant waitress in flip-flops took care of almost the entire dining room and paid very little attention to us. So, we're a bit disappointed by this discrepancy, and won't be returning. Too bad, the chocolate tarte was delish.

Input: What would be an example of an negative review?

An example of an negative review: I was forced to dine here since my in-laws were in town and chose this lovely *eyes rolling* establishment for dinner. How does this place stay in business?? Seriously? The average patron in the waiting area reminded me of those 'People of Walmart' emails I get occasionally. The staff wasn't much better, walking around without a smile to be seen. I could not find one staff member that didn't have a frown on their face. We were told a 20 minute wait for a party of 6 and must have sat there for 30 minutes until being called. Our waiter, when he decided to grace us with his presence, tried to take our drink order by memory until he realized it was too much to remember and went scurrying for a pen and paper. I didn't catch his name, but he was short, bald and had a blond goatee. The whole meal was a complete catastrophe. Where do I begin? The $24 "pitcher" of sangria that was the size of a big gulp and so filled with ice it could barely fill 3 glasses? The 30 minute wait for effin bread sticks and salad? The hour long wait for our entrees when 4 of us ordered the fettuccine Alfredo? The hour long wait to get our check? Our waiter should have been named Houdini because he pulled off quite the disappearing act. In the end we had been there for 3 hours on a Thursday night, and let's face it, the food is below par at best. This experience just reaffirmed my belief that some chain restaurants are busy for reasons beyond my belief. This one might have been less busy if it didn't take 3 hours to turn over one table.

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An example of an positive review: O'Connor's Pub is a hidden gem. They have the best St. Patty's day celebration with great people, drinks and Irish music. But I love the everyday atmosphere at O'Connor's. They welcome everyone and the bartenders pour one heck of a good Guinness (correctly poured of course). It is the kind of place I can swing by for Happy Hour or a Saturday night and know I will have a good time with friendly people. There is a darts league I've seen before that I've always wanted to join too.

Input: What would be an example of an positive review?
An example of an positive review: We went the Wed before Christmas - happy hour drinks were half price all night. Our bartender was helpful and attentive. The food was delicious. Everything ordered at our table (the salsa, carne asada rib eye, and pork shank) was terrific.