input: Write a positive yelp review.
output: Two visits on consecutive days, two awesome sandwiches and pasta. When asked if they've been here long, shared a laugh at a very well delivered deadpan 42 years. Pictures of family everywhere, clustered italian deli and dry goods, frozen, take home and cook yourself available. Cash register must be from when they opened, very charming. Had their pastrami sandwich, italian hero, very well balanced between the that-morning-baked bread, juicy meats, and refreshing veggies. Oh, and it's CHEAP! A huge sandwich will set you back $3.25-5.55. Also they have freshly made cannolis! This will become a weekly ritual for me and my co-workers, I'm thinking.
input: Write a negative yelp review.
output: I always seem to get placed on the complete opposite end of the airport, when making connections, and have less than 40 minutes to get where I need to go. As usual, the moving walkways aren't working either. Places to charge you device? Nope. You'd think with the volume of flights CLT has, they would be better prepared, but I guess not.
input: Write a negative yelp review.
output:
I have eaten at Tilted Kilt twice. I don't plan on going back. The girls n beer choices are great but the food is mediocre at BEST. I tried the Spinach & Artichoke Dip and it was unrecognizable. Lots of tiny ground spinach in unidentifiable sauce. No sign of artichokes and some glob of melted cheeses on top. Sent it back. The garlic fries were very mediocre as well, but at least edible. Previously I had a cheeseburger, not very well seasoned and those fries were hot. So go for beer & boobs...but eat someplace else.