input: Write a negative yelp review.
output: The food here is good but there is 1 server here with a bad attitude who ruins the whole experience. A short little skinny woman with black hair and the requisite tattoos for this part of town. It's such a shame because this place has good food. But I won't come back because of little Miss Frowny Face. Hint: If you don't make your guests feel welcome they won't come back. The place used to be jamming but it's now empty at lunch time, probably because the menu hasn't changed since 2010, the whole mac-n-cheese, PBJ latch key kid cuisine thing is over. The seating is also awkward and uncomfortable in the house.
input: Write a negative yelp review.
output: Nothing near the best. I still would take an In-n-Out burger over this any day. Created my own BLT burger w/ smash sauce and smash fries. At first bite, the burger was good - maybe I was really hungry. Anyhow, towards the end of the meal I felt like I was shovelling mounds of salt into my mouth - between the burger patty and the fries, there was just way too much salt. Not sure if this is the taste they are going for - it's not my preference. It was good to try, but I probably won't be back when I need a burger fix. Two burgers and two fries w/ one drink totaled a little over $20 for me and hubby. For the price, it is not worth it - for that price, red robin quality is what's more on par to fit that bill. To make things more worse, I get home to see that a friend also tried this spot and had a way more worse outcome than heavy salt.....YUCK. Dear Smashburger Employees, lighten your hand with the salt pouring and please please PLEASE wear your g-damn hairnets!! ....makes me appreciate the cleanliness consistency of In-n-Out that much more.
input: Write a positive yelp review.
output:
I loved loved loved their chicken fingers!! It was my first time trying this heart attack in a plate and I was pleasantly surprised by its simplicity. Chicken strips, fries, a piece of bread, and some dipping sauce. Sounds pretty simple but the combination is truly orgasmic. The chicken was cooked to perfection with the right amount of batter. Crispy and yet very soft and tender. The fries were also really good, enough to finish the entire plate, although I did not dare. I didn't get a chance to try the sweet tea, but I'll take your word for it and say it was probably pretty damn good. Overall I had a great experience. I definitely see myself hitting this place up after a drunk night but they're only open till midnight. I guess I gotta go back to drinking at noon...