Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer: The staff was friendly, and we got served right away; but that's where it ended. We didn't see a server again for an hour, as we sat for over half an hour with empty drinks. My cigar, that I got from their humidor, was dry and split half way through smoking it. I will never go back to this place. I was highly disappointed.

Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer: alright haters, sometimes good things come out of mesa (including yours truly). true, it is a rare and beautiful occurrence when the stars align and "cool" and "mesa" can be used together in the same sentence. this is one of those times: 1. same delicious pasties as you know and love in tempe; 2. except this location has a FULL bar; 3. same $3 irish car bombs you know and love; 4. plus an AMAZING juke box that is FREE (like shady's awesome!); 5. bigger restaurant means even when you belly up, your makeup won't melt off when they open the oven doors; 6. sizable patio that you you can drink on; 7. open late for eating and drinking on the weekends; 8. hooks under the bar to hang your purse on (boys, you may laugh at this, but the floor versus lap dilemma really bums a girl out); and there you have it: 8.2 reasons to venture to mesa (i mean, it's like barely mesa, right on the border). so suck it up and check it out!

Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer:
We stayed at the Excalibur last week, thinking it would be fun for our 5 year old. He was excited, thinking that we were staying in a castle. The hotel and rooms were decent and it had some good restaurants, but the idea that it is a family friendly hotel fell short. The pool closed at 7 pm (the water slide at 6pm). What a better way to spend family time but in the pool, and a little later when the sun isn't blazing down. The pool hours really need to be extended. You should also be able to use the jacuzzi's in the evening. We were also disappointed on the game floor (dungeon). It didn't open until 10:30 am, and even then, none of the carnival games were attended. The only option was video games. My son was really disappointed, as we planned to spend some time there before heading home on our last day. It was also extremely annoying to be stopped 5 or 6 times anytime you walked through the hotel, by the people trying to sell you dinner packages and other entertainment tickets. They don't take no for an answer. It was not a pleasant experience and this actually made it kind of stressful to walk through the hotel. Also, my son was injured on one of the doors going into the hotel. His toe got stuck under the bottom, and it sliced his toe. It was gushing blood and he was screaming. There were several hotel employees standing nearby and no one offered any sort of assistance.