Input: OPTIONS:
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An example of an positive review: Tiny little gem of a place, tucked in a strip mall, I never would have noticed had I not bought a Groupon, and used GPS to find it... The salsa (all three flavors) was off the charts! The carne asada was amazing! I agree with some of the other reviewers that the chips did not match the quality of the rest of the food. They weren't bad, I'd say they were 'almost' average. The service was very friendly, they really made me feel like I was a guest in their home. Our server (you order at the counter, so not sure you'd call her a 'server') suggested the lemonade, and I don't normally have lemonade, not sure why I said yes to the lemonade, but I'm sooo glad I did! I have never enjoyed a glass of lemonade as much as I enjoyed theirs! It was the perfect blend of sweet and sour, it was so delicious, that I was able to learn their refill policy: 1st refill is free, second you've gotta pay... which btw, I totally did. I had to take some of that home with me. After our meal, we stepped outside for a cigarette... only then did I notice that they are located right next to one of those special massage parlors, you know the kind, they have an ATM inside and stay open really late... It was a little odd to be smoking right outside of a late night massage parlor, especially when a couple of the men customers came out. But I can't blame this lovely restaurant for their funny neighbors. This would have been a five star if it weren't for the chips. With food and three flavors of salsa that absolutely amazing, they really need the better chips.

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An example of an positive review: Listen, the baked goods here are good. No, they are outstanding. So outstanding that the yelpernet seduced me into driving an unreasonable distance out of my way to fill my face with fancy French foods. Yup, confirmed: pastries rivaling the mouthgasms that I've happened upon in Paris (food related, you perv). French macaroons: Get the burnt caramel, or I will burn you. Other flavors are worthwhile, but you will be taking up a night shift at the local factory to pay for the dozen you just bought for $15. Standard macaroons: ohmuhguh. Apricot filled cookie things: HNNNNGNGG. Regrettably for my tastebuddies and wallet, this was all I was able to devour. Next time I'm in town I will certainly try EVERYTHING. Why 4 stars? Two reasons. First, the prices are out of line with reality. This place is in the middle of nowheresville, not downtown. I'll pay out for the good stuff (you should see my whisk[e]y collection as evidence), but you have to draw a line somewhere. I should shut up, though, because I paid for it and will do it again next time. So, shut your face, me. Second, the shop closed at 5 PM the day we went. We arrived at 4:45 and felt a bit rushed by the woman working there to make a decision. We may have choked under pressure while considering all of the fat-inducing options much to the dismay of the employee. As we sat in the car across the street immediately filling our faces with a bag and box of coma-inducingly delicious pastries and baked goods, a woman tried to walk in the door to find it locked at 4:55. There were still employees there and the sign clearly said that the place closed at 5. The would-be customer literally looked like she was about to cry after knocking on the door a few times only to give up and walk away... ...And that's how good Jean-Marc Chatellier's French Bakery is.

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An example of an positive review: Have been to "The Fork" 3 times now. Incredible staff, friendly managers and great food! I worked in the restaurant industry for quite some time and I really think they know what they are doing!

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An example of an positive review: It's been a long time since I've had a really good, knock off my boots and keep them off!!!, ribeye. This place really surprised me with the quality of their steak since it's mostly famous for it's stone crab. -bone-in ribeye: Yah, I splurged for the bone and honestly, I don't know if it would've made a difference. I've noticed with other places that the meat next to the bone is usually a bit more tender than the rest of the steak but it really didn't matter here. Every piece of meat I ate was just as good as the last. -dover sole: This thing was A-MA-ZING! Cooked perfectly and the brown butter sauce on the side was so decadent. My only gripe about this dish is that they took the belly, and all the tasty little bones away =( My little heart cried when the waiter took that platter away ='((( -swordfish with mint pesto: This was a special that night and it was overcooked. My friend really should've sent it back for a new one but she didn't. The presentation was lovely though. -creamed spinach: This was very good. It had a good spinach flavor and wasn't overloaded with cream. -Jennie's potaoes: Honestly, I don't see the draw of this dish. It was just whipped potatoes and it seemed to have lacked butter and salt in it. -mac and cheese: This was okay, loved that they used shells though =d -oysters on a half shell: Their shucking skillz weren't too bad. Only about 3 of the 12 oysters on the plate were stabbed to death and I had some shell shards in 1 of my oysters so that was good. They were offering French Kisses and Kushis that night. The Kushis defintely stole the show with a slight sweet buttery taste to them. They also come with little Tabasco bottles that are uberly cute! And a migonette, which was nice but a tiny spoon to get the liquid onto the oysters would've been greatly appreciated hah! -brownie a la mode: This was a tasty brownie. I don't normally like brownies but this brownie was amazing mmmmmmmm All and all, I would definitely come back here when their stone crabs are in season and splurge all over again =)