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Output: Total #fail Went there last night and had TERRIBLE service. Asked to speak to mgr and he didn't show. #bad

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Output: Thank you to Yelp again - we found this great spot so close to the hotel we could walk. The line was out the door but moved quickly. The cashier was nice and answered all my questions. Everyone was happy - bloody marys, specialty coffees, great breakfast items. We will return the next time we are in Tempe.

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Output: Ooooppss...update time. Got the regular (steamed spinach and lasagna) from the hot bar on my way to work. So, I'm on my dinner break sitting, chatting it up with a co worker while eating. I see something white in the spinach just before putting it in my mouth. WTF is that! OMG, it looks like one of those fat ass worms we'd pluck from the greens in my grandma's garden. I threw the fork down and my co worker says..." you're seeing stuff." Um NOT! I sat there digging through the spinach determined to find that damn worm. Thirty minutes later SHAZAM...found it. Ugh, my coworker spread open the spinach leaf. EEEkkkk, it was bigger and fatter with black spikes poking out. FUCK! Call the manager at Co-op and he says..."Bring it in for a refund, thanks for being so nice about it...We usually just see worms in the fruits." Geez, thanks for that lil tidbit. This happened last week around the Sept 14, 2010. Guess that means it's really organic, huh?

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I have been coming to this location quite a bit and never had an issue. I went today and they refused to take my Discover card because they don't accept it even though I have never had a problem in the past. AVOID THIS LOCATION IF YOU USE DISCOVER!