[Q]: Objective: Protect eye makeup during shower.
[A]: Wear swimming goggles.

[Q]: Objective: garlic press
[A]: can make noise when clanked against metal anywhere

[Q]: Objective: To prevent the fats from escaping a homemade burger patty,
[A]: do not over work the patty, which causes the fat to stick to your hands.

[Q]: Objective: How to easily cut up a watermelon.
[A]:
Stick a long knife in the middle of the watermelon and work it around it the outside circumference of the watermelon. The watermelon should split open. Cut a square pattern into the watermelon using a knife, then carefully cut under the squares. Using the tip of your knife gently pry up the square from the rest of the watermelon.