Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A: Unfortunately, I didn't get to taste the food, as the overwhelming smell of sewage forced me to leave before I could order. We instead went next door to "On the Grill"

Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A: My friend had organized for us to stay at The Mirage a few years ago. I remember our hotel room being okay. The beds were comfortable, there was warm water, and all of the appliances worked. It was modernly decorated, but very plain. The hotel was also conveniently located on the center of The Strip. Sooo why the one star rating, you ask? Well...our experience with the front lobby was terrible. We had made reservations a few months in advance, but when we checked-in, they told us that they had made an error in our reservation and that they no longer had our rooms. I have had this happen to me once before at another hotel and in response to their mishap, they upgraded our room to a suite without any extra charges. I mean...if you're going to make a mistake, you're going to have to make it up somehow, right? Well, that's not something The Mirage is familiar with. They simply told us that they could not do anything about it, other than book us for their lower grade rooms. Had there been rooms available at other hotels, we would not have settled. We had no other choice, so we agreed. I will never even think about staying at The Mirage again.

Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A:
Awful. Cucumbers in salad were rotten. Wings cooked so hard the bones broke. Floors and tables nasty. Size of portions inconsistent. Not that you wanted more.