Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: It's close to 3am and you just got in from a night of excess Vegas style. You're hungry and all the neon lights are killing your eyes. All you want is a slice of pizza and the comfort of your bed.... I wouldn't say Sirrico's to the rescue but it will do as the scene above plays out on your Saturday night in Sin City. Talking to the others in line and watching the passer-bys is better than their pie but what are ya gonna do?!?!?!
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A: 2014: my year with Arthur. I'll be climbing Arthur's Seat every month through 2014, definitely, no room for failure. Never mind that I made the same resolution in 2013 and only managed it the once. Fear not for this time I'm telling people about it - let me know if you fancy joining me. So, January. It was getting dark before I started the ascent, cold and damp under foot - par for the course. Not much activity on the way up, but once at the top a constant flow of folk coming and going. No one was staying too long, just enough to enjoy leaning into the strong wind. I hope future trips will be more pleasant with a reasonable chance of a sunset or two to come - that'll get the star rating up a bit.
Problem: What would be an example of an positive (OPTIONS:
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Answer: I really like the feel of this place, kind of has that new age organic feel but isn't too trendy or take itself too seriously. So you get the benefit of fresh ingredients that actually taste like they are supposed to without the Birkenstocks and ponchos. First bonus was that they had Samuel Adams Octoberfest on tap and served nicely chilled. For my non beer drinker friend they had an excellent Aces Cider. This isn't your fast food Pizza Hut pizza quickly thrown together with bagged ingredients, for the record i do enjoy stuffed crust pizza. We ordered the classic pepperoni, pear and Gorgonzola and the big kahuna. By far the best pizza was the big kahuna and I'm not normally a Hawaiian pizza kind of guy but this was awesome. They used generous amounts of bacon on top of all the fresh ingredients including pineapple, red onion with provolone, mozzarella and Parmesan cheese. The Pepperoni was excellent due to it being real pepperoni and not that greasy cheap stuff you find hanging in the grocery store. And the surprise of the nigh was the Pear and Gorgonzola pizza. I'm a meat eater by nature but this was a tasty treat that flowed well together for my tastes. In a group of six only two weren't too impressed with it and it was due to the Gorgonzola cheese being an acquired taste. So if your looking to try something new in the pizza world this would be a highly recommended place to visit.
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Output: Good food. Great portion size.
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output: Meh...service had no energy..cold fries..stale cookie..it wasnt good
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer:
Having just returned from a week in Cornwall where I subsisted on a daily ration of a pasty and a bowl of soup, i had high expectations. I bought two of the traditional pasties, took them home and finished cooking them according to directions. They are way too hot! The spicy pepper or chili seasoning overwhelms the goodness of the meat, potato, and (presumably) rutabaga. The pastry was good, the ingredients were good, but the spice has no business being in a Cornish pasty.