Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: Today is my wedding day and I booked an appointment at 10am to have my hair styled at the salon at New York New York. I was hesitant to make the appointment because of some not-so-stellar reviews, but thought since it is convenient I'll try it out. Sadly, I got woken up before 7am this morning with a phone call from the salon telling me that my appointment has been canceled because the stylist has called out from work and they cannot get another one to come in for my appointment. The woman on the phone did tell me that she had called around and found an opening at another salon and wanted to know if I would like her to book another appointment for me or if I would like to handle it myself. I handled it myself and booked at the Monte Carlo, so hopefully there will be no further issues today. While I obviously cannot review the New York New York's salon services due to their lack of stylist today, I did want to get on Yelp and gripe about the wrench they threw in my plans. It is not appreciated and I will not ever book with them again.
Q: negative

A: I would expect more from a hotel mogul such as the Donald. With such amazing restaurants in Las Vegas I don't know why anyone would eat here, aside from convenience. My coworkers and I were beat after working a trade show floor and convenience won. I made reservations for three on a Sunday night for 6:30. I understand that this is not the prime time for dining in Vegas but this joint was Dead with capital D; no reservations would have been needed. The menu had some tantalizing choices, among them a $29 prix fixe which my two coworkers went for and seemed to be pleased with. I on the other hand, was seriously disappointed. I ordered the caesar salad--just fine, nothing amazing, and the pasta which was a carbonara cream sauce with cured meat. My pasta was so salty it was inedible. I understand that this type of pasta is going to be salty but this made my blood pressure skyrocket and my hands swell so much my rings started to cut off my circulation--after only six bites (I tried!). Absolutely disgusting, and I LOVE salt; I couldn't eat it. Our server (if you can call him that--another bus-person/server brought all of the food/drinks out and cleared all of the plates) kindly removed the offending dish from the bill but only after trying to patronize me by saying the dish is salty by nature (duh, dude but you taste it and tell me it is supposed to taste like a salt lick). Overall, I was totally unimpressed. An empty room, unenthused staff and inedible food=big fat NO. Go somewhere else.
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer: I've been to many Las Vegas clubs, and this was by far the worst. Entry: As we came up the escalator, first thing we saw was Metro Cops everywhere (not casino security. Then, there are multiple lines for different things, I'm not sure even the bouncers know what is what. To round that off people were cutting in front of us across the ropes. The bouncers checking the lists didn't even check ours, the girls we were with were amongst the hottest in line. Once to the elevator they crammed us in like sardines. Club: After an elevator ride up, we entered the club which is on the roof of the Cosmo with indoor and outdoor areas. The main dance floor is too small, no room to dance, lacks high-quality lighting and sound (Drai's, Wynn, and Rain are better. Drinks: We ordered the same drinks 3 times in a row and were quoted different prices each time, upon asking about this the third time, the bartender rudely said we got a receipt with each drink, we didn't... ON top of that, the drinks are weak, not even worth buying. Crowd: The crowd was rude and careless, two people in my party had drinks dropped near them. Another had her own drink dropped by someone right after getting it, of course the bartender after seeing this told us he wouldn't replace it. Exiting: We left early because the club sucked, we went to the elevators we entered through, we were rudely told we were not allowed to use these elevators and the exit was through the adjacent hallway. So we went to the adjacent hallway and found out the exit was actually through the hotel's emergency exit stairwell. The girls we were with both had high heels, so we had to carry them down the stairs for safety (approx. 4-5 flights) I will never go back, this club is a disgrace for Las Vegas.
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Generate a negative review for a place
Output: We just walked in and then walked right out! The employee that was working was coughing and sniffing and snorting all over the food!!
input: Write a negative yelp review (OPTIONS:
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output: Ok I'm very surprised by the reviews on here. I'm not one to want to write negative reviews but our food was so bad I couldnt help myself. Maybe this place was having an off night tonight but their pizza barely had any cheese on it and the crust was soggy. Unfortunately the pizza was better than the wings that were overly breaded and soggy as well. Thank God we had a groupon and didn't have to pay full price. Won't be ordering from here again. Disappointing :(
Q: positive

A:
It's the new Chinese fast food buffet that took over Coreana's old space. As a transplant from Hawaii who is very used to quality Chinese food, I've been SUPER disappointed in the Chinese food in Madison. Not to mention as an employee near this establishment, I've been bummed at the lack of decent lunch options. SEARCH NO MORE. This is the best mediocre Chinese food I've found in Madison. It's not the best ever of Chinese, the rice was just a tad under-watered in the cooking, my friend who had the noodles wasn't super impressed... but the entrees were just fine. Price is very reasonable. I'm happy they're part of the neighborhood. =) They're definitely better than Coreana, whose food sucked, imho.