Problem: Yes the hideous pig has been on break for a couple weeks but has not been able to stay offline for long from his cash cunt duties . I think in the last week gutter slut has spent a record amount of time on voice chat being ignored or spoken to when I feel like . All up I 'd say he 's spent like 8 or hours just listening to My life or sometimes listening to nothing at all .

Why does the narrator have such anger towards the male subject ?

A: They split up .

Problem: I ' m actually baking my own bread today ! O_O I ca n't believe I actually had the time and the patience to do it . It 's rising now , I 'll probably start baking it in about 30 minutes . I 'll post pictures when it 's done .

Which of the following is true of the narrator ?

A: They are making food you slice .

Problem: I halved my earlier recipe to make muffins for Eric . He 's coming up today and I wanted to have something sugary and tasty waiting here for him in addition to his usual request of a pot of white rice . The recipe halves nicely , but I only had a quarter cup of strawberries once I 'd hulled and diced them all .

What may happen after Eric arrives ?

A:
Eric will be happy that food was waiting for them .