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Output: Granite City is everything that is wrong with America in all the right ways. I feel like yuppie mall trash eating there, but the foot is so horrifically fatty in such large quantities that I just can't help but enjoy it, making it my favorite brew pub in Madison. Know one thing: if you get the sandwiches, you MUST get the waffle fries, and if you get the waffle fries you MUST get the Granite City dip (one for the whole table). The only time I've been disappointed was the Sunday brunch, which just isn't worth it. Too buffetish and the eggs Benedict didn't live up to its potential. Here's some dependably huge, fatty, and guiltily delicious options: 1) Sandwich: Cuban sandwich 2) Sandwich: Bacon cheeseburger 3) Sandwich: Pork adobo sandwich (special only) 3) Entree: Meatloaf 4) Entree: Pasta with sausage and peppers 5) Appetizer: Idaho nachos (waffle fries with bacon, sour cream, etc) How you can possibly eat dessert after all of that is (usually) beyond me, but it all follows the same MO. Bottom line: Nothing adventurous beyond your normal brew pub options, just all done really well (and to excess).

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Output: Just thinking about the "meal" I had tonight makes me want to throw up - literally. I was going for something healthy. Ordered the seared ahi tuna, asparagus, and side salad. When it arrived, first sight, I said to myself "blach!" Yes, maybe i ordered boring stuff but at least try and present it nicely! The tuna came in a huge, thick square that was grayish brown. Ugh! Not really seared. Just brown. Cold. The least they could have done was sliced it up pretty. It was this huge hunk and like over an inch thick....just thinking about it....all brown and gray and cold and raw inside... Asparagus was so dry and was a bit brownish. Really cold. Salad was a bit of iceberg w/ dressing on the side. My mom ordered a pulled bbq chicken sandwich. Meh. As I was walking out I was looking at other people's food. Nothing special to look at at all. Never going back even if the rest of my party wants to go. I'll just walk over to In-n-Out and camp out in the parking with my burger box until they're done.

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Output: Please don't order the panini- any of them. We met some friends for brunch this past Sunday and the three girls each got different paninis while the guys got omelets. I got the veggie which was supposed to have egg, spinach, onion, tomato, and a garlic aioli. It did, but barely. When it arrived, I opened it up on my plate and everybody gasped- there was about a teaspoon sized dollop of egg, 3 spinach sprigs, a couple of pieces of diced tomato and onion. Zero garlic aioli. There was a little more egg on the other half, but the rest of the ingredients were the same level of barely there. I showed our server when he came back and he was mortified and brought me a huge plate of scrambled eggs to add to the sandwich. In the meantime, the other girls had realized the same thing was happening on their paninis so we ended up sharing the extra egg to try and build some kind of substance. The boys said their omelets were decent, but nothing to rave about. Also, they charge $1.50 extra for a tiny bowl of fruit- seriously, about 3 grapes and a couple pieces of melon. The bill for my husband and I, including a bacon bloody mary and one of their Mules was $47.50...pretty ridiculous considering there couldn't have been more than $3 worth of ingredients on my sandwich. In the restaurants defense, we saw dishes go past that looked really good. Maybe go for the waffles or another big breakfast dish because those all seemed legit. I don't know why they even have paninis on the menu since they clearly don't want to make any kind of effort with them.

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I went to this dentist by way of refferal because they had a "twilight" sedation option for having tooth extractions. I have severe anxiety issues with dental procedures, having specialized in anxious patients,. i thought this might be ok,.. man,. was I wrong. It was the most traumatic experience of my life,.. they said they could not use certain chemicals of me for sedation since I was on other medications,. I offered to stop taking the medications to be able to use the sedatives they had, but the doctor would not let me. The day of my extraction,.. they put an IV in my arm and said I would be dizzy withing minutes,. . it never happened,. I felt like they put just salt water in the IV. I felt no sedation and no effects. I told them I need more sedative,. they did not listen,. but instead,. they forcefully strapped my arms to the chair and went ahead with the extraction anyways. I felt EVERYTHING! it was the fact that they did not listen to me and went ahead and charged me 500 dollars for the sedation only, I cant imagine what problems you would encounter if this was your regular dentist.! I will not go back to them for anything,. and neither should you. I would stay away from this company and find someone who's customer service is on par with your needs. Don't make the mistake I did.