Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: Unfortunately, this establishment is the worst Panda I have been to. They had only one server/cashier at 6pm for the dinner rush. On top of that, the guy barely spoke English and had several issues when ordering. :( sad.
Q: positive

A: This place sells Adam Carolla's Mangria, which is quickly becoming my favorite drink.
Problem: What would be an example of an positive (OPTIONS:
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Answer: We came here on a Saturday night in December, a party of 6. We made reservations for 5 since the only other time was at 9. It ended up working out well because we had a nice relaxing long dinner before returning back to our hotel for a nap and getting ready for the evening. Decor: 4.5/5 Clean, beautiful dark wood paneled walls. We sat in the back circular room, the seats and tables were arranged a little strangely in that I noticed later the seats weren't evenly distributed (minor) but not in a logical way. The seats were up against other seats from adjacent tables. Poor planning and made getting in and out difficult. Service: 5/5 Service here was fantastic. The waiters (I didn't see any waitresses) were all in Tuxes and very professional but more importantly friendly. Plates and dishes were cleared promptly and the waiter chatted and joked with us. Amusingly enough, we stopped a bus boy (who was also dressed in a tux) if he could bring us a Jus -- he either misheard or didn't know what it was, but he did his best and we were brought some other sauce. (Some white gravy stuff that turned out to be pretty tasty) Surf: 4/5 I didn't try the oysters but the table seemed to enjoy them. The stone crab pretty much just tasted like crab to me. The mustard sauce didn't have much flavor in my opinion. I was underwhelmed by the crab but it was neat trying them. I wouldn't feel the need to order that again. Turf: 4/5 the meat was good. 4 of us ordered the Petite Filet Mignon -- strangely I think only one of us finished it. I guess we got filled up with the delicious bread (5/5!). The meat itself wasn't bad but not amazing. I think it was worth the money but sadly not memorable. The fresh horseradish was not very spicy, their special mix of spices/seasoning was tasty (but very salty) Side Dishes: 3/5 we tried a few of their dishes. Ranked from least favorite to favorite. 1) The creamed spinach could have been entirely skipped. It was flavorless. 2) The Mac n Cheese was ok, they used spiral noodles. If you're in the mood for Mac N Cheese you'd probably be satisfied, but it also wasn't memorable. Then again I think I've started expecting bacon and maybe gouda in my Mac N Cheese now... 3. Jennie's Mashed Potatoes. The crusty crumbly bits on top were yummy and the melted cheese inside was great. It was strangely dry though. My idea mashed potatoes have chunks of firm potato and then soft creamy potatoes in it... this was just a little dry but great flavor. Worth ordering 4) The sweet corn was surprisingly great! I usually like corn plain, but this was really delicious. I think we were all surprised with how good this was -- that was the only side plate that was entirely finished. Dessert 5/5: We ordered the Key Lime Pie. All their desserts are made fresh daily and since this is originally a Florida restaurant -- we decided on the Key Lime Pie. It was thankfully not green and was very light and at least for me, the best Key Lime Pie I've ever had. I finished most of the pie even though I couldn't even finish my steak (and lemme tell ya what a steak person I am!). The coffee was also excellent according to my friends, but I think starbucks is good so I wouldn't know. Sorry! Overall, it was a great meal. If I went back to Vegas I'd probably want to try a different restaurant but I certainly recommend this place to anyone who hasn't been there. The meal ended up being a final cost of $78/person (that includes a $40 bottle wine). I'd recommend coming here with at least 4 people (we had 6) since the side dishes family style. Apparently, you can get Joe's delivered to your house.
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Output: This is a very average steakhouse for the money. I say this with having been to many excellent steakhouses around the country, but locally steakhouses that charge the same amount but are far better include: The Striphouse, Andiamo and Morton's to name a few. I'm not trying to be hurtful in my review, but if you're going to charge these prices I expect a couple things great, flavorful food and outstanding customer service. Neither of these were displayed. If this had been one of my very first steakhouses I had ever been to I probably would have thought it to be ok, but when when you're in the vacation destination of the world...step it up or charge a reasonable amount for what you get. You have competition and they are currently killing you. My husband and I ordered the Tomahawk steak for 2 ($95) and we ordered it rare (we're from the midwest and like our beef with the most flavor) along with the asparagus and lobster mac n cheese. What I didn't like: How little seasoning or flavor there was to the Tomahawk. The tomahawk was served with asparagus (which is not noted on the menu) this would have been wonderful if the server knew what dishes came with what for the evening and then we would have tried another option. The bernaise sauce was fair, it almost tasted sour. The service was average for an Applebee's. We were there on a Wednesday night - it was not busy. We waited, for everything...them to take our order, for drink refills, the check. From the time we sat down until our food arrived at our table was 50 minutes - unacceptable. Things I liked: They didn't charge you $5 for sauces for your steak like some other places do. All of their sides were only $8 I just feel like people should know that for the same amount of money they can have much tastier steaks and extremely better service at other steakhouses in the area for the same price or less.
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output: THIS WAS BY FAR THE WORST SHOW IV EVER SEEN! You pay a ton of money to watch someone eat a twinkie in silence for 30 mins, read script from a screen, and have them run around the audience. I feel asleep. Its not funny nor entertaining. They play the same slow beat when they play the instruments. This show should be cancelled. Don't waist your money.
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This will be my last visit. I have been telling the dr. For years there's something wrong with one of my eyes focusing. He always told me not to worry about it. After 3 years, I finally was persistent about there was a problem. He told me all the tests were fine. When I said no, there's a problem, I was told "there was nothing he could do for me"......Uh, YOU'RE the eye dr.....what do mean & then why am I here. When he figured I was wasn't pleased with his answer, he then started talking to me like I was irratating & annoying him. I ended up getting a prescription that isn't working - I'm back here trying to get something that works. PLUS, when you drop your glasses off/get new ones, expect to be without glasses for a week or 2. Since I was getting 3 pairs (and the bill was on the spendy side) I asked if I could put a deposit down & pay the rest when I picked them up....NOPE, pay in full NOW. The parking lot is awful, it's congested. Today they called my name & took another person. Right now I'm being rescheduled another appointment - this will be my 5th time back, for the same problem.