Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: My last trip and I do mean last trip to this Einstein's I was treated to several of the staff TWERKING around the place. And the ones who were not twerking were laughing like crazy. What has happened to this place
Q: positive

A: Another one of those house-turned-into-a-restaurant restaurants. I'm loving these little gems all over the city! And I am specifically feeling MUCHO love for The Main Ingredient. I've eaten here twice now, and both times, were phenomenal in terms of the food, the service and the ambiance. On my first visit, my friend and I shared a Jive Turkey sandwich (oven roasted turkey breast, jalapeno cream cheese, tomatoes and field greens on a baguette) and a Red Goat Salad (field greens, strawberries, goat cheese, pistachios with a balsamic vinaigrette). The sandwich provided a perfect blend of flavors, and the salad was delicious and generously sized with LOTS of fresh strawberries and pistachios to spare. On my next visit, my husband went with The Sheridan (turkey, genoa salami, cheddar, tomatoes, field greens, nut brown ale mustard and mayo on a baguette), and I opted for the RB&C (roast beef, muenster cheese, and horseradish sauce on a baguette). We both chose kettle chips as the "side". Both sandwiches were so generous, that we had no room for dessert. I'm still itchin' to try their Mac & Cheese, the Grilled Cheese sandwich, the Cash Money (cashew butter and jelly and banana sandwich) and the three Crave ice cream flavors they offer on the menu (Imperial Stout, Salted Caramel with Almonds, and Madagascar Vanilla Bean). Guess I'll have to keep coming back! No problem! I'm more than willing! My husband loved TMI, and immediately added it to his very particular and picky short list of favorite places. That, too, says a lot about this place!
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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- positive) review?

Answer: OK, I know that this is a brand new spot and I shouldn't be so harsh but as I stated in my profile, I try to be as objective as possible. Let's start with the positive elements of this place. Nice decor, great location. Now my opinion, without sugarcoating it. Food horrible. We were there just for a quick bite and nothing in the menu sounded appealing to us (that's not the place's fault) so we ordered a bruchetta and a spinach-goat cheese-fig salad. How can you mess up tomato? How can you mess up spinach salad? Well, they managed to figure it out. The bruchetta is "decomposed", maybe trying to follow Ferran Adria's creativity or who knows why. But the thing is that the tomato mix was in a cabbage leave and the bread was on the side with a "touch" of balsamic vinaigrette. The bread was old, hard and plain. It was like buying one of those soft baguettes at the grocery store, forget about it for 3 days and then toast it. Then the tomato mix should be called the "never been kissed" bruchetta. The fresh garlic was so overwhelming that it was painful. We send it back and I believe they didn't charge us for that (I didn't check the bill, which for 4 drinks, the bruchetta and the salad was 60 dollars). Let's talk about the salad. Plain and boring. Lack of taste, dressing, and on top of that I ordered the "large" which was a joke. If you call a dish "large" you can't serve that portion. The service was bad but I guess that comes with a newly open place. The music was also totally inappropriate for the kind of place they want to offer. A cool place with good decor and music of a cheap dentist office playing at a really low volume. That fiasco forced us to listen to the most obnoxious table I've been sitting next to that I can remember. The typical wannabe with some cash to spend who was louder than a firefighter truck. Maybe some good music played at a decent volume would saved us from that annoying experience. Ah, one last thing, the menu is like from a neighborhood Chicago style buffalo wing restaurant or a cheap family italian chain. The menu (not the items but the actual plastic menu) has nothing to do with the ambiance they want to offer. Prices of food wouldn't be bad if the food wasn't that bad (at least the 2 items I tried). I'll go back some day soon because I am a true believer that everybody deserves a second chance but oh my, they will have to improve pretty bad.
Input: OPTIONS:
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Generate a negative review for a place
Output: This has place a horrible server! He talked back to our table and got an attitude, even though he was the one that forgot to place our order. After letting him know we were disappointed in the service he got an attitude and never came back to out table. Red-head server/bartender.
input: Write a positive yelp review (OPTIONS:
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output: If I have to go to Wal-Mart then it's this one! In my opinion this is by far the cleanest Wal-Mart in town,(Btw, I haven't tried Summerlin). I don't live close to this one, but I would prefer to drive. I'm not big on the meat or the produce, but, everyday foods, cleaning supplies,ect. Sometimes you can't even get it cheaper at a Garage Sale. For my own sanity, I have mastered the self check-out!!! As we all know the lines are not exactly speedy:). But, if you need ciggs then you have to go to the express lane, ugh!!! Also, the vision center is the cheapest in town!! You can get a decent looking pair of glasses for 39 bucks!! That works even if your just going to get a back-up pair. If you do the price matching, which I don't, but to save a lot of hassle just remember that they ad match now, not price match( so have the ad in hand). I really love this yelp ap and I'm so happy with it, but when I checked in it said I was a regular here, it was a moment when I was like, "what happened to my life"?!!!! Lol!!!!
Q: negative

A:
This place has a lot of potential, but certainly misses the mark on food and service. There were 5 of us on a Thursday that arrived at 5:00. Maybe 1/2 a dozen people there having drinks. We ordered our drinks from our server, but there was no bartender in sight. The bartender re-appeared, and starting serving people at the bar as they came in, ignoring our drink order. We waited 15-20 minutes for our drinks. We then ordered food, which took a solid 50 minutes to come. I ordered soup, which I anticipated being there prior to my meal, which was delivered with my meal. My caprese sandwich was I thought going to be grilled- however was cold, and served on cold toast. Our food had sat in the window for at least 20-30 minutes before being delivered to our table, and it was not busy at all. I tried the beer and cheese soup, which tastes like cheese dip that should have been served with pretzels. I took two bites and couldn't stomach it. The waitress told me she would take it off my check, and then didn't!! When I asked about it, she said I ate half so she left it on- I had 2 bites, and SHE TOLD ME SHE WAS TAKING IT OFF! She offered to get her manager "if it was really an issue" and at this point I was fed up and done. Terrible food, terrible service, great beer selection, but I will not be back. There are too many good restaurants in Old Town where food is less expensive, served hot, more tasteful, and friendlier service where I can spend my money. And, take note- when someone doesn't eat something because they don't like the flavor, it's customary to remove that item from the bill, no questions asked. Good luck making it past the 6 month mark in this town.