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Output: I visited this Olive Garden location today, they seemed to not have enough people on staff which wasn't a big deal as it was kind of slow. However the waitress I had was never there and I was without water for almost the entire meal. I ordered the chicken Alfredo for lunch and it was very small for $13. When the waitress did show up at the end of the meal to bring me my check she refilled my glass almost entirely with ice and spilled ice and water all over the table in front of me and didn't even pick it up. I was also only brought four breadsticks the entire meal.

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Output: Let me just say, I had a loaded gun in my room and within reach at all times. I was afraid to go to the fitness room and someone offered to sell me morphine at the pool. This place is scary. The room was nothing special, not the worst but not even close to the best I've been in. You pay extra to have sheets and towels in your room. We went to Walmart and bought our own instead of renting the nasty linens that were here. We asked to have the bed replaced, about six times, and someone came to the room and pushed down on the corner of the mattress and said he would see what he could do. I never heard anything else about it. My advice, look somewhere else. The other Legacy Suites is even worse. This is a scary neighborhood.

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Output: Was about to buy a groupon so glad I looked here first! Thanks for the heads up!!

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I love this quirky little diner a hop skip from gorgeous Park Lafontaine. It's usually jammed on the weekends with the brunch crowd and I'm not often in that neighborhood but last week I went for lunch with a friend and was reminded how sweet that spot can be. Any place with booths generally wins me over (especially if they are red or black...) and Anecdote indeed has booths 1950's diner style and the back section also has a raised area with kitschy tables and chairs. The staff are friendly and attentive - this time round' the waitress quickly confirming there was no dairy in the soup of the day that my lactose-intolerant friend had ordered. Now I'm by no means a vegetarian but I remember going there for the veggie club and fries which was memorable. After scanning the comprehensive burger list (friends swear by their classic Anecdote burger and they have some other interesting options like 'cerf', 'bison' etc.) I settled on a tofu-dog all dressed and fries. It was exactly what I wanted and the whole meal was under $6.00! They also have a really adorable kids menu for $4.95 and under - so family-friendly as well. Things can get pricey though as sides are extra but generally the prices are reasonable for what you get. They also have many great breakfast options...