Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A: Pretty elegant looking place inside, but unfortunately, I thought the service and the food wasn't really all that good. I had the house salad along with the personal calzone. Both portions were a good size, I couldn't finish either, and ate half the calzone for breakfast the next day. The calzone comes with ricotta and mozzarella. Anything else was extra. What I don't get though is that the cost of the toppings for a personal is the same as that for a big calzone. Same goes with the pizza. Obviously this place doesn't cater to the lone eater or even for a couple. The calzone was essentially tasteless, and the marinara that came with it I had to modify with a bunch of crushed peppers, salt, and black pepper. It too really had no taste. There's way better pizza in Scottsdale than this place.

Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A: This buffet was kind of a let down for me. I was really exited to go to a buffet that had all of my favorites. Pho, a coffee station and I've heard from my Yelpers that they had cotton candy too. I'll start with the pho, it was horrible. I don't see how they can even get away with calling it that. The so called tendon was actually huge fatty chunks of beef most people use for pot roasts. They had no hoisen sauce, hot sauce or sprouts. The noodles were super small and tasted funny. I can't even be certain they were rice noodles. Two bites in and I was done. I found the coffee station but the machine was broken. A little screen informed me only hot water was available. That's okay, I was allowed to have two whole iced teas before the waiter pulled a dissapearing act. The dessert bar is the best one I have seen at a buffet. Chocolate covered strawberries, fresh made baby doughnuts, hand scooped ice cream are just a few of the treats here. I asked about the cotton candy but was told the machine was broken. Not two minutes later the kids at the next table come bouncing over with their purple cotton candy on a stick. I guess it was only "broken" for me. My husband enjoyed the food and said it was well worth the seventeen dollar lunch price based on the sushi alone. I'm sure the pasta bar is great too, but I didn't want to wait when the line was ten deep. Not all the food was bad, but even the good stuff is not worth the drive.

Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A:
Arggggh! This place had so much potential: great beer list, solid design and decor, and not too far from our house. Unfortunately, they don't have great sushi. They don't even have good enough sushi to bring me back despite the beer list. The search for decent, reasonably priced sushi continues...