Question:
Tim decided to shave his beard instead of his head since his wife thought that the

Answer:
Continue the sentence -- beard is uglier.

Question:
There was more fungus under my fingernails than under my toenails because the

Answer:
Continue the sentence -- fingernails were dirtier.

Question:
The horse ran up to Brian but past William, because

Answer:
Continue the sentence -- Brian had treats in their pocket.

Question:
Samuel wept at the man's funeral, but Brian stayed dry-eyed, because

Answer:
Continue the sentence -- Samuel was close to the deceased.