Input: What would be an example of an negative review?

An example of an negative review: Utterly infuriating. I arrive to find that the hotel is being renovated and contractors are tearing up the floor of the hotel with jackhammers. Awful continuous noise for days and days as they tear up every single tile in the lobby, halls, etc. dust everywhere, hotel staff wearing earplugs. For the inconvenience I am offered nothing more than a reduced price breakfast, (Woo Hoo! only 7,95). Then I arrive in my hotel room this evening to find that they are turning off the water tomorrow between 1.30 and 4.30pm. "If you have any questions regarding this situation feel free to contact the front desk." Yeah, my question is "how much do you really hate your customers?"

Input: What would be an example of an positive review?

An example of an positive review: Abridged: Meat. Cheese. Potatoes. In bread. Oh and Banoffee pie. Unabridged: This is my favorite Pasty location. First off, there is tons of space. Tons. The decor also has a nice relaxing but slightly sophisticated feel. And there aren't a million ASU students prancing about and hardly ever a wait in line when we head there for lunch. Vegetarian or not, there's always a pasty for everyone. Every time I've gone to either location, I've never gotten the same one twice, and I still have over 3/4 of the menu to clear off my list with most of them being ones I would love to enjoy. They're big enough that half the time I end up taking half home with me... though that's probably because I after trying the Banoffee Pie, I haven't been able to not order it since. So usually it's take half my pasty home and split Banoffee, which is the most heavenly dessert on the planet. All the items are made there, and if you sit at the bar/kitchen area you can watch them making them right there in the restaurant. It's kinda fun really. Sometimes I watch a little too closely if I know they're making a favorite, trying to figure out how I can mimic this masterpiece at home. Alas, I've always ended up failing. One thing to note is that while they make them there, they prep them in advance so you cannot substitute. However, I've been toying with the idea of calling a week in advance to have a special one made and paying up front so I can enjoy it a few days later. So, back to this Banoffee Pie deal... I think I need to inform you in advance to save you from desperately trying to resist its allure when you visit due to this amazingly good review. So, it's a pretty awesome dessert. First, you start with a thick graham cracker crust. I am personally not a huge fan of graham cracker, but this isn't your typical crust like on a pie or a lemon bar. This looks like texas toast. For serious. Then add some homemade caramel, homemade whipped cream and bananas. This only adds up to a win.

Input: What would be an example of an negative review?

An example of an negative review: Very expensive, burgers were rare, fries were cold, onion rings were gross and way over priced! Wouldn't come back here again! Not a fan at all of this place and I'm mad that I wasted my money here! Never again...

Input: What would be an example of an positive review?
An example of an positive review: I actually fly Southwest 99% of the time and I fly a pretty good amount. I actually consider SW the best airline for the price conscious consumer. I'll list some of the factors below... 1. Prices on airline tickets are fairly cheap. Not Spirit or Allegiant Air cheap. But those two airlines charge for every little thing you request. EVERY LITTLE THING HAS A FEE. 2. Two bags fly free is awesome. You don't have to sign up for a credit card or do anything. FREE. I went on American Airlines and it was $25 for my first bag and $35 for my second. That's like over $100 roundtrip with a more expensive ticket. 3. The attendants are nicer than the other airlines from what I experienced. And the cabin is pretty nice too with the leather seats. 4. Free pretzels, water, peanuts and non-alcoholic drinks. Just recently, they offered free on board TV streaming to mobile devices. Not a very good selection of channels but the TV shows like The Office was not bad. 5. Change flights without a fee. Just pay the flight difference. See the same flight a cheaper price? Change it and get credit back for your next flight. WHAT??? Yeah, it's true. Try it sometime. After you buy your ticket, check out the prices for the next few weeks... if it dips, just change your flight and get credit back. Same deal if you book with points. You get the points difference back. So there you have it. There's a lot of stuff I like about SW but these are probably the big ones. EXTRA TIP: You need to finish checking your bags about 50 minutes before departure. Otherwise, the bags will be flown on the next flight and you'll have to wait for your bags and get a $50 credit. But they will deliver it to your hotel or wherever if you can't wait and not give you the $50 credit.