Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: We had a hard time finding a restaurant rather than a pub our first night in Edinburgh so we were happy to stumble upon the Above at the Abbotsford. We thought the place was empty because of the football match that every pub had on the screen but as the night wore on we realized that wasn't it. I had the special which was a pork chop while my daughter had the fish n chips. My meat was dry, tough and flavorless as was the sides on the plate. The fish n chips were beyond the normal greasy. For trying to be high end they missed the mark by far.
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A: I really wanted to like Piece of Havana, but was instead horribly disappointed. This place fell flat in every single way it could. Let's start with the service. It was severely lacking. There was barely anyone (only 2 other tables) in the entire restaurant and it still took an obscenely long time to get anything, from our initial drink orders to refills to even our food. If they were slammed I could understand, but the waitstaff spent most of the time chit chatting or watching one of the TV's mounted on the wall. Now, the food. I don't believe my standards are unrealistic. There's plenty of good Cuban food to be found outside of Miami, all it takes is a little effort. Also, it shouldn't be overpriced. We're not talking foie gras or lobster here. Sadly, this place suffered from both bad and expensive food. First of all, the Cuban salad was a joke. It was the bare minimum needed to be considered a salad and clocked in at 8 dollars. There wasn't even a dollar's worth of ingredients on the plate. Then there was the Vaca Frita which should have been called Vaca Greasy. It was served in a little bowl swimming in grease and fat. There was nothing Frita about the dish with all the meat hanging limp and dripping oil. The chimichurri sauce was equally greasy and unappealing. I'm not even going to talk about the rice and beans (a staple dish of any Cuban restaurant). Suffice it to say, I've had better at Taco Bell. The one thing they did well where the Mariquitas and the avocado dip. That's it. The best part of the entire depressing meal was the appetizer. This was a bad experience across the board. I don't understand why such little effort was put into what could otherwise be a fantastic place. The decor is great, they have a solid looking menu, and the right ambiance, but it fails at the very essentials of any restaurant, food and service.
Problem: What would be an example of an positive (OPTIONS:
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Answer: Mastro's to me is just another steak house. Just like Fleming's or Morton's and Ruth's Chris, Morton's offers a very classic steak restaurant. Visiting Vegas, I made a decision I shouldn't have made. Not to say that going to Matro's Ocean Club inside the Shops At Crystals was a mistake or a bad experience. I just have a dining out rule when I'm in Vegas. "If there's one in LA or OC, don't go there." Well, I broke my rule, but it was all for a birthday celebration. I figured, I probably won't be going to Mastro's anytime soon, so might as well. And the bird's nest really attracted me. I was really happy with my decision for the most part. We started things of with bread service. They offered pretzel, crouton, baguette, dinner roll, and wheat bread. The breadbasket had variety all were quite good. My favorite was the pretzel -- it was soft and airy. I had some of the Caesar salad to start. I needed some kind of greens to soak up all that meat juice. Their Caesar salad was near perfect. The dressing was nice and creamy. The addition of parmesan cheese and cracked pepper made everything better. I was ready for the main event, the 22oz bone in rib eye. The rib eye is one of my favorite cuts because of the even fat marbling and soft texture. Mine was cooked perfectly medium rare, though a bit more on the rare side. This actually caused the meat to be a bit tough. This cut did have some nice fat running through the steak. This helped with the tenderness and mouth feel of the meat. Even though this wasn't the best steak I have had, the help of the amazing sides made it all better. The real reason I came here wasn't the steak. Well it is, and it isn't. The real reason I came here was for the lobster mashed potatoes. I mean. It is Mastro's Ocean Club -- Ocean, meaning seafood is in order. This side dish was rich as can be -- full of butter. I believe the potato to butter ratio is near 1 to 1. With a whole lobster tail carefully chopped up and placed in a pool of butter, the potatoes were creamy and flavorful. The pure essence of the sea was encased in butter, and mixed with potatoes. Eating this with steak was pure bliss. The kid in me wanted to order the mac and cheese. made with gorgonzola, the flavor was very rich. Another cream heavy and dairy heavy dish, the mac and cheese was delicious. My favorite was the layer of melted cheese on top. My favorite was dessert. We were celebrating a birthday, so they gave us a chocolate birthday cake. The cake was rich in chocolate and eating just a few bites was enough for me. The best thing about this dessert was their home made whipped cream. Served on the side in a bowl, the homemade whipped cream was so dense and fluffy. The cold cream and the chocolate cake was a perfect mixture. Honestly though, the whipped cream was the best thing ever. I wanted to take it all home. Eating at Mastro's Ocean Club was a great experience. The location is a bit awkward. As you are enjoying your expensive meal inside an amazingly architectured "bird's nest," you look out and you see people shopping. That is cool and all, but you can't help but think you are inside of a mall -- Well, you are inside of a mall, and this Mastro's makes sure you know that. I couldn't help but think I was at a very glorified food court at a mall. When I eat at a nice establishment, I want to feel secluded from the world. I just didn't get the at from here. The food is great, though as far as steakhouses go in Las Vegas, you can do a lot better. I guess I can only break my rule once. Never eat at Las Vegas where you can at home.
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Output: What does a taco place and a live DJ have in common at 11:00 am on a Sunday? Absolutely nothing. And the ordering process looks like Terminal D at McCarran.
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Wow. Worst customer service and hotel experience of my entire life. Stayed here for a bachelorette party June 26-29th 2013. After spending the day at the pool, we came back to our room to find raw sewage, yes, SEWAGE filling the sink and spilling onto the floor. Ruined all of our makeup, hair supplies, you name it. Obviously this situation was out of our hands so we called the hotel front desk immediately. We were on the phone for about 30 minutes and never got to talk to a manager. A half hour later, they sent up a security guard and a cleaning crew. Even though we were upset, we tried our best to be friendly to the security guard and cleaning crew.. what a terrible job to have! One of them said "This happens all the time"..... WHAT? Raw sewage spills into rooms all the time? We had to claim every single item that was ruined.... meaning that we had to empty our sewage soaked makeup bags onto a towel and touch every single piece.. writing down its brand, description and cost. If we didn't, we woulnd't get any money for our ruined products. Poop EVERYWHERE. OH, I forgot to mention that it was my friends Bachelorette party and that was the night we had planned to go out. How were we going to get ready? We thought the hotel might be a little bit sympathetic to our situation and asked if we could get our makeup/hair done for the evening....not a chance!! After arguing with people over our situation we decided to call it quits and ask for some toothbrushes.... they agreed and never sent them up!! We ended up having to buy them and get reimbursed. What a joke!!!! They moved us to a different room about 2 hours later. When we checked out, we realized that our room wasn't comped!!!! Not even for that last night! 2 months later and we are finally hearing from claims about crediting us for our ruined makeup. We are only getting half of what we claimed!! This experience was really disappointing. I plan on posting this on any and every travel review website possible. Apparently raw sewage spills into the rooms all the time... even if you don't see it, doesn't mean it wasn't there!!!!!