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How to create novelty answering machine messages
Set up the answering machine mode.
Add background music or effects.
If you want music, put the earphone up to the microphone holes.

Choose from:
+ If you've got headphones, encourage people to connect earbuds to the microphone. Utilize the various features of the answering machine.
+ Or if you play the piano, or another instrument that doesn't require your mouth, play as your saying " * insert name *'s phone, leave a message " or likewise. Make sure that the music isn't up too loud, otherwise whoever is calling you won't be able to understand or hear a word your saying.
+ Put the very small microphone pieces into the holes under the mouthpiece. Set the dial volume for all of your incoming calls.
+ If not, put it back up on the wall. Consider undershooting to make it possible to send too many messages at once.
Or if you play the piano, or another instrument that doesn't require your mouth, play as your saying " * insert name *'s phone, leave a message " or likewise. Make sure that the music isn't up too loud, otherwise whoever is calling you won't be able to understand or hear a word your saying.