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Output: I just got a to go calzone to bring it home and find canned, sour mushrooms in it. It is absolutely mind boggling to me that a restaurant uses canned mushrooms for anything these days, especially as a topping for pizza, calzones, etc. Nothing appetizing whatsoever about this. Plus, my immediate thought after is "what else are you trying to save a penny on?" Take pride in your food. You're a restaurant. Its ALL YOU HAVE.

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Output: Dalry Road is full to brimming with a range of restaurants and cafes, and Mia is a good addition to the mix. I had a very enjoyable meal here with friends and would be happy to return for another outing. I opted for the seafood pasta and when it landed on the table it was like half of the ocean had been put in front of me. Mussels, prawns, shrimp, clams and squid along with tomato sauce and spaghetti - yum! I was far too full to try anything else, but I fancy a return to try the desserts!

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Output: I'm not sure who told me their frozen yogurt was better than Red Mango's, but I suspect they're probably on the payroll. I've been here twice now, and each time, I can't figure out why. It's not like the candy is cheap, or even that good. True, it's a bulk candy store which is nice, but you can get the same exact candies from Walgreens just a few stores down State St. And the frozen yogurt? Cheaper and with better options down the street as well at Red Mango. I'm appreciative of another place to get it at, but why get it from a place that charges so much? (Full disclosure: I do not work at Red Mango, though my fervent disapproval of Campus Candy's might lead you to think otherwise--it's just that I was really, really underwhelmed by what I had at Campus Candy.) If you really need the cheap-tasting, bulk candy and the amount you can get at Walgreens is more expensive than what you can find here--excellent! Glad you've found your niche. For me, I'll stick to Red Mango and others. Not my cup of tea, but it might be yours.

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Worst white pie ever! Do not recommend it at ALL! :P I was like where is the spinach....and why does the white pie taste like butter and not garlic...,,