Problem: Write a positive yelp review.
A: Really good bar food. Great daily specials. The fried pickles and mushrooms are primo.

Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A: Walked in the door to the host listening to a server blatantly bitching about something, no acknowledgement, nothing, and another gentlemen with his back to the door who greeted me before the two girls staring right at me! Our server was a little frazzled, but I am throwing that on tweedle dee at the front who clearly had triple sat her. The place has a huge acoustics problem.. It was boisterously loud and echoey. THe layout is really awkward, it is an oddly shaped place and that leads to tables being in odd spots. We were in some sort of corner of a corner. I was about to walk out as I was waiting for the hubster to find a parking spot (really tricky at this place on a weekend) and he found a spot quicker than our server greeted us (about 5 min). But I felt bad leaving after he had spent so much time to find a place to park and we had wanted to try this place... We were actually trying it so see if it would be a good fit for a large (i.e 25 people) party we are planning in November (clearly we have decided against that) I ordered a beer, I had asked what their draft selection was and she said that they had the Sam Adams seasonal (knowing Sam Adams usually has more than one seasonal at a time, this was as informative as telling me the beer was yellow). I inquired more and the server said, "oh, I don't know, its like light you know, definitely lighter than Blue Moon" I reply with, "light in what sense because Blue Moon is not a heavy beer in the slightest bit" ,( its actually an anti-beer..back in the serving days it is what I would suggest to people who want a beer that didn't usually drink beer). Her reply was "oh Blue Moon is REALLY strong! So this beer isn't like this!" Oh jeez. Really?!?! Why I continued to ask for more clarification is beyond me, clearly this girl had never had actual beer in her life.. (having worked at a brewery for eight years, there is an inevitable beer snobbery that kicks in) But, I have had some REALLY GROSS Sam Adams before (ie. their Winter beer with pine needles...yes, yes, pine needles...it tastes as air freshenery as it sounds) Anyways, insert 3 more completely incorrect statements about beer later, and I just ordered the damn thing. It was 118 out the weekend we went, and I just wanted something cold...all else fails I could just down it. I was very thirsty by time it got to me...8 minutes later-with no head bc it sat at the well so long. It was the oh so lovely host who brought it (which mind you, didn't look like she was old enough to serve the glass). While waiting for my food (see below) I ordered a second beer...yeah, that one took so long to get to me it was warm...sigh. About 30 min later the hubster's pizza came. Mine, not so much. Our server did not even acknowledge that my pizza was MIA. I saw her frantically trying to get the managers attention. I saw her impatiently talking to the expo. I saw her pacing. Not once did she say, "hey it will be just a moment on the pizza". Five minutes later she finally gets the manager to acknowledge she needs help. Manager goes to the line, gets my pizza and delivers it. Not once does the MANAGER say "sorry about the wait, etc". I bring up the wait. Her response...HA! "Oh well, our pizzas are hand made, so they can't possibly all come out at the same time. And your pizza has fresh sausage on it, so clearly it has to cook for longer. I mean you should see how it is when we have large parties, they never get their food at the same time. It is just how we do things here. You should of expected that for a fresh made pizza" WHAT THE HECK?!?!?!?!?! Did that just happen?!? Oh and your FRESH sausage...it tastes just like the pepperoni on the hubsters pizza...tastes just like Jimmy Dean. Lady, don't patronize me. I worked in restaurants for 13 years, I watched the game happen the second our server realized she forgot to put my pizza in...Don't make up some lame excuse about pizzas can't possibly be ready at the same time for the same table...if that is actually true then you have a very POORLY run kitchen. Our server was nice, but that didn't make up for the horrible service we got... Only part of it was on her end though. I asked for a box, server said she would box it...ugh I hate that. What I ended up with was foil very loosely covering my pizza and thrown in a huge bag...umm...really?!? You're a pizza joint and this is the best method you have for left overs?! $50 for two pizzas, 2 beers, and a salad accompanied by obnoxious staff and overcooked pizzas....yeeeah no thanks! Oh and they were rolling silverware outside on the patio... Sucks for the server that does it & I sure hope bugs don't land on the "clean silverware".

Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A:
Just tried calling in a to-go order and again, they don't even answer the frigging phone, they just immediately slam it down into hold. Quite possibly the RUDEST bunch of people I have come across EVER. Go to the Shea location instead. Not only do they have nice people working there, but the pizza is even better for some reason.