Problem: I hate how apple calls their employees "genius"es. A squirrel knows more about apple products than these idiots. They're the car salesmen of the tech world. I had a Nano whose battery didn't charge properly. All they did was try to reset it. They didn't want to plug it in, and I had to actually do it in front of them, and their diagnosis was that "it doesn't charge properly". Thanks Einstein. It was still under warranty, but the only thing these idiots are geniuses of is trying to upsell you applecare. They'd only replace one if I purchased it, which was BS and had to get a manager to sort it all out. My suggestion is to educate yourself and avoid the apple store at all costs, and know how the warranty program works. You don't need apple care for everything!
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Problem: My whole family loves this place. It is cozy, the food is great, and the people that work there are very friendly. I've tried a variety of the dishes and haven't had a bad one. I particularly like the masaman curry, Thai samosas, and anything with their peanut sauce. Even if Banana Leaf were not a mere block away I would frequent the place!
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Problem: Do NOT purchase anything from Big Balls kiosk. What kind of "business" won't give you a refund on something you bought 10 minutes ago and realized it will not make the plane ride home??!? It's cheap plastic crap, and they would only do an exchange, even though it's not posted on their crap cart, or the receipt.
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Problem: I think I've subconsciously avoided writing this review in hopes that no one else would find my favorite my Manhattan joint... well that didn't work so here goes! Hands down best cocktails in old town, everything from their sangria to their Manhattans are made fresh and it's clear the recipes have been thoroughly tested. Same goes for the food. We mostly go for the drinks and the reverse happy hour appetizers, but their dinner menu is also superb. There isn't a huge vegetarian selection, but what they do have is tasty and filling. Some of my favorites are the kiltlifter fondue, hummus, burrata and kale starter, and the truffle grilled cheese. I've honestly never made it to dessert because there is never any room. Someday... but as long as they keep up the quality I'll be a CPH superfan for life =)
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