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An example of an positive review: I had no idea WTF paddle boarding was, but my boyfriend invited me... and my life philosophy is to say "yes" to everything. I was kinda hesitant because I am EXTREMELY uncoordinated and un-athletic. I was always the last picked for volleyball and all that in school, so I was kind of afraid to make an ass of myself in front of my jock b.f. But I sacked up and tried it anyway....and surprise!! It's super easy!! Basically, it's a giant surfboard you stand on, and paddle around with a long oar, like a canoe. It's shockingly easy to keep your balance, and not too hardcore a workout. I paddled pretty much around the entire lake, and wasn't even sore the next day. The Lake itself is just the right size to paddle around...about a mile and half long from end to end. You can paddle right up to the docks of the pretentious asses who live out there (bonjour, Celine), or cruise past golf courses and a fake Italian village. At the other end, the landscape is pretty much just barren desert...which is much cooler, in its way. As far as the actual paddleboarding business, the staff was super cool and gave me a quick beginner lesson before sending me on my way. It's something like $30 for an hour, but you also get access to the Westin pool (super nice) and 20% off your food and bev purchases there. So not a bad deal! On a final note, I was especially careful not to fall overboard while paddling, since the water in fake-ass Lake Las Vegas is treated wastewater from Vegas. YUCK! The last thing I want to do is flounder around in Vegas's leftover piss and amniotic fluid...no matter HOW much they claim to treat it!!

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An example of an positive review: This place was great! We didn't need a reservation we walked in and got a table right away. The service was excellent, my water was never empty! I had the Scottish salmon which was cooked perfectly and my wife had the scallops which were also good. We also had a side of crab fried rice that rocked our world!! We ended the night with a Godiva hot chocolate cake with ice cream. Not to rich but just right. Overall our experience was great! I recommend this place over Mastros ocean club. Better value and better atmosphere

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An example of an positive review: Some friends told us to try it out. Has mixed reviews on yelp. I thought Matta's was great. They give you two salsa's and the spicier one is the best i have has in AZ. The food is good. Very nice restaurant. We will be back.

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An example of an negative review: THIS REVIEW IS FOR CABELA'S RESTAURANT I ate here twice. Twice it was very bad cafeteria food. Bummer. You are better off hitting one of the surrounding restaurants. Lots of OK ones to choose from.