Problem: Write a positive (OPTIONS:
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A: FUN, fun and FUN! No matter what you consider entertaining, this place will have it! One room is karaoke, another is a live band, a room for dancing and of course a bar area with general stereo music. The drinks are relatively inexpensive and the service is great. The only downfall was the tight outside patio space and having to side walk past another group for an open standing space.
Q: negative

A: I was very much looking forward to this meal, however as it turned out, I left before ordering bc I was so completely offended by the owner. I had an expired voucher from living social. As a result of it being expired, the promotional value no longer applies, however the amount paid does apply. For example, if I paid $20 for the voucher it will be treated like a gift card and $20 will be taken off the final bill. I let the waitress know in advance to be sure it would not cause an issue later on. The owner proceeded to come over and speak to me like a criminal, saying telling me that it no longer applied - after reading the fine print on the voucher himself and seeing that I was entirely in the right, he said - well, I still don't think it's right but I will take $20 off your bill, saying this like he was doing me a big favour, and not like he was just honoring his obligations! After a moments thought, I chose to forget the $20 I had already paid and just leave. It really was an awful experience.
Problem: What would be an example of an positive (OPTIONS:
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Answer: Come here for authentic canton-style noodle soup, since it's the best in Madison. I was transported back to times in Chicago's Chinatown and business trips in Hong Kong. These are American serving sizes, so if you're a smaller person you could probably order to split between two people, and get a second, drier dish to nibble on or pack for home. I ordered the shiitake mushroom and chicken noodle soup (N5) and it was exactly what I wanted. Clear broth, veggies, and "wonton noodle" style noodles. The Thai iced tea was delicious with lemon instead of cream, it was like a southern-style sweet tea with an Asian twist. The ambiance and service isn't as polished as other establishments in Madison, but what are you coming here for? They also have various imported beers sold by the bottle, and a list of specials almost every day of the week. Then we got fortune cookies that spoke the truth, so, this place is magic.
Input: OPTIONS:
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Generate a positive review for a place
Output: The wife and I arrived in Charlotte on Friday 9/20/13. As a Fastbreak member with Budget we didn't have to go to the counter, just headed outdoors to the courtesy shuttle. Today when returning the vehicle I showed my Fastbreak card once again. They printed my receipt by the car, walked over to the shuttle and was at the airport in 10 minutes. Prices are a little more reasonable than the other companies even without the company discount I receive. Just can't give a rental car company Five Stars but this was a very good experience and would recommend getting the Fastbreak card if you can.
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output: This place is horrible! The ONLY reason we order from them is because they deliver. Most of the time we tolerate their food if for the grace of god they get our order correct. 2 out of the last 3 times we've ordered they have screwed up our order. It takes them normally over an hour to get our food to us. The most recent horrible experience I order the Shrimp Chow Mein. My order came without the crunchy noodles. So all i had was a pile of lettuce soaked in some liquid with shrimp. I called and complained and the lady that answered said the next time I ordered she would give me an extra bag of crunchy noodles. I told her I might not order this again next time. Then she offered a free drink. We don't go there in person we only order. I wasn't going to take a free coke for them messing up my order. I told her how about you knock $5 off our next order. The lady refused. Don't waste your time. They don't care how crappy their service is. Take the extra time and drive to Red Bowl or a better restaurant. I'd give them 0 stars if I could.
Problem: What would be an example of an positive (OPTIONS:
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Answer:
Well I am probably going to be pretty unpopular with this review but sometimes you just got to have your say. I find it astonishing that most people criticize places like this because it is not "authentic". I understand what they mean but please. This is Phoenix Arizona. Not Bangkok or Chang Mai, Thailand. And I'll be honest. I've been fortunate enough to spend time in Thailand and the food really didn't appeal to me as much. Same with Indian food. The Indian food in London is stellar. A really special blend of different regional fares. In India? It seemed pretty ordinary. So yes, I am making a crazy statement. That possibly the most "authentic" food might not actually be the most interesting. With that ridiculous statement made, I love this place. Yes, I agree the place runs with the efficiency of a zoo sometimes. And sometimes the wait staff need a good kick up the arse. But for the most part, the food is excellent. Tasty and satisfying. Every now and then a dish comes out ill prepared. But I've had that experience in many places, bar the expensive ones. So forget trying to frame the place against "the real deal" and enjoy it for what it is!