even though i was just kidding about andy oweing me he really gave me a free massage... he really wants your business :-)

positive

*** THIS REVIEW PROBABLY IS ONLY INTERESTING TO VEGETARIANS ** Woke up hungover, of course, and wanted a reeeeally good sandwich. I was staying at the MGM and thought, "If I'm going to pay $15 for a sandwich, I want it to be special." I could have skipped walking down the blazing hot strip first thing at noon right out of bed and just gone to 'wichcraft, which is the sandwich place inside MGM. Now I wish I had. The line was crazy long, but it was noon, and it was Saturday, and it only took like 15 minutes, so I'm not gonna gripe about that. However, you place your order by standing by the register and you don't get to see any of the other ingredients that are available. You just get whatever sandwich they have however they make it. Sure, I could have asked and tried to add things maybe, but I feel like a dick doing that when all of the employees are already looking flustered and there's a line of like 50 people behind me. First I should mention, I came here because Yelp assured me I would love it. I am a vegetarian that occasionally eats fish for special occasions or when I'm hungover and want something kinda gross but good. It said "Vegetarians go nuts for this place." But HOW, vegetarians? HOW do you go nuts for this place? The only veggie sandwich was your typical basil/mozzarella/tomato sandwich that is always the option EVERYWHERE and I don't ever want one ever again because I've had it a million times. In fact I have never known a vegetarian that goes nuts for this kind of sandwich, because it's tasteless and boring. So anyway, I got the tuna melt, because everyone was actually going nuts for this on reviews. The bread was pretty good, but the rest of it, when I ate it I hardly acknowledged the taste, because all I could think about was the awful stomach ache I was now destined to have after eating this. There was absolutely NO vegetables. No tomato, no onion, no lettuce... WTF? This was hardly a $10 sandwich. Also it was Albacore tuna which is the cheapest tuna on the market and there was nothing else in the tuna salad besides mayo. Real creative for a place named after a guy that INVENTED something as awesome as a sandwich. Don't go here (if you're vegetarian or are considering the tuna melt). Especially if you're not staying at Planet Hollywood (lucky you, that place looked awful). And especially if you're a little cranky and tired and it's over 100 degrees outside and you have to walk longer than two minutes to get there. I don't know about other sandwich places, I just know this place isn't as awesome as Yelp reviews are making it seem.

negative

Have been here a few times and all three (3) visits were a let-down. The food is marginal as I have found much better Thai food in other locations in town. Marnee Thai was better back in the day, and the Thai Noodle House and Archie's are much better. Additionally, the service here has lacked a great deal upon every visit. "Busy" does not necessarily translate into "quality". Would never return.

negative

Good food, but you are paying for the view of the Bellagio. Go at night and try to get a table near the windows to watch the Bellagio fountains.
positive