TASK DEFINITION: You are given a review about a place. You need to provide a rating from "1 star" to "5 stars" for this place.
PROBLEM: I work nearby so this is a regular stop for lunch, dinner, happy hour or just a quick glass of wine to unwind. Good service, delicious food... what more can you ask for?

SOLUTION: 5 stars

PROBLEM: Hey, I was only there twice--it' not my regular clinic, but got perfectly good service. Amazing how people can be so thoughtless as to expect medical personnel to work on a rigid schedule--think about it dude.

SOLUTION: 3 stars

PROBLEM: I knew I was going to review 5 Guys as soon as my burger loving boyfriend said to me, "Did you know there is a 5 Guys on Craig?"

Pros
I can get my burger plain with out the fuss. I'm not fond of vegetables and most burger condiments so usually I have to struggle with line cooks who can't be bothered to NOT dress my burger.
I like their fries. I did not get them cajun style. We ordered a large to share and it was still too much.
Yay! Coke establishment!

Cons
They did not have milkshakes. What kind of burger establishment doesn't have milkshakes?
The music was FAR TOO LOUD. I could barely hear myself think. I couldn't hear a single word my boyfriend said and he was sitting right in front of me.
A bit greasy for me and the burger was not put together well. I think they just threw everything together.

General Observations
I don't know if 5 Guys is trying to prove something but their walls are covered with testimonials. Yeah, I get it, people think you are good. Didn't try the peanuts. I'm sure we will be going back. Despite the greasiness, I thought the burger was tasty. If they don't tone down the tunes it will be take out.

SOLUTION:
3 stars