Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer: Finished a spa afternoon at Canyon Ranch Spa in the Venetian, was thinking of going up to my room to get some preparty zzz's but the smell of olive oil and garlic coming from the tiny little paper stand size Trattoria Reggiano pulled me in like a fish with a hook in it's mouth. As I approach I see two italian guys (one a manager, the other a venetian executive) talking, the waiter is italian, and the 3 groups of people who are sitting at the florentine style lunch tables are italian.....where the hell am I again???? oh right, cheesey version of italy and italians are eating here...done and done. Sit down, get a glass of Nero d'alvola and some unbelievably garlicy buttered bread with smooth peppery olive oil and thick not at all vinegary balsamic (good quality for you neophytes). I could of had the bread and wine and called it a day...but I didn't...good thing. We had the warm spinach salad with goat cheese and it was perfect as well as splitting the Linguine Alle Vongole in Marinara... littlenecks very fresh (lived in Boston for last 4 years and these smelled and tasted like the ocean) and perfect arrabbiata style marinara. Cannoli was crunchy and filled on location. Espresso not that great for a place that has so many italians in it, compared to the places in italy i've had coffee, but slight oversight maybe. Being so close to our neighbors I made a comment about the caprese looking awesome...and they gave me some, I felt rude but I ate it anyway because it was really good. Moist mozzarella, red soft straight from garden smelling tomatoes and large pieces of basil with same awesome Balsamic....it was a perfect mid lunch/dinner and will go again when i'm back up in Vegas.

Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer: If I could give this gym no stars, I would! This gym has gone way down hill since they started the $9.95 a month deal. When you can actually get a machine, it was left full of sweat from the previous person. The weight machines smell like BO and the weights are thrown about everywhere. I actually spent time to pick up and arrange the weights on the smith machines, it didnt take much time for it to be right back the way it was before. There doesnt seem to be any employee watching to see if anybody puts the weights back so a 125 lb women isnt having to put back a leg press full of 45 lb weights. I would never recommend this gym to anybody and I actually feel like telling people signing up while Im there "not to do it!!!" You will regret it.

Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer:
I'm not that big of a fan of chains. My coworker, on the other hand, is so we decided to grab a (veggie) burger. The waiter was friendly but not the brightest crayon in the box (we're talking Antique Brass or Timberwolf if you go by Crayola colors..). Here is the conversation we had while he was taking our orders. Me: "Uh, yeah. I'll have the Gardenburger without sauce." Him: "would you like that medium, medium well or well done?" Me: "wait, a VEGGIE burger?" then he explains he's new and was told to ask that to everyone for any burger... then I explain that if he asks that for the veggie, chicken, salmon or cod burgers he's gonna get some akward reactions seeing they all have specific temperatures and cook times... Anyhow! My veggie burger did in fact end up well done! Sorta crunchy and not so pleasant. The fries were a little soggy too. I've been to Red Robin before so on a "oh hey, maybe we should go to this place" I give it a 2 of 5, as for a comparison of other Red Robin locations, I give this a 2.5 out of 5. No care went into the food preparation. That's what I get for going to a chain...