Needless to say today has been slightly more blase so far ; we all did poorly gambling this afternoon , not exactly adding to the excitement , and end up just walking around the Boardwalk for awhile . We also accidentally found Baltic and Mediterranean Aves , and we can report that they are indeed ghetto . So that 's about it . AC remains what it is , we 're all definitely ready for New York .

A: Why is the narrator missing money ?

We have long weekend here in Belgium . On Friday , it was national holiday for Belgium people so everything here were closed . My husband decided to bring us including my mom to go for a little trip to The Netherlands . But do n't get wrong ... since the place where I live is very near the border , the Netherlands of course is so near for us .

A: Why has the couple opted for a trip to the Netherlands ?

I could n't fit in through the broken pane , but I could reach in through the broken window and reach the swiss army knife on my dresser , and I used that to unscrew the window . By the time I got in , my bedroom looked like a murder scene with all of the broken glass and bloody everything , and I had lost so much blood that I felt violently ill and dizzy . As I mentioned earlier , I ' m not a just a total pussy , so I glued my finger back together and drank a soda in an attempt to boost my blood sugar and cancel out the loss of blood . Two days later , so far so good .

A: What may happen after they bandage their injuries ?

I need to go back on my shake for breakfast , shake for lunch diet . It SUCKS hard core , but it is a great way to limit my calories and maybe my amazing expanding waistline would shrink a little . If I ' m going to look pregnant and need maternity clothes it would be nice to get the reward of sweet baby toes .

A:
Why does shake for breakfast and lunch limit calories ?