Problem: Write a positive (OPTIONS:
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A: Perfect way to start a day, that is if your day started at noon, which mine did. This is Vegas of course so noon is actually early! Had the Cannonballs! meatball sandwich and it was quite tasty, perfect ratio of marinara sauce to meat. Service was fast as when we got there the line snaked almost to the casino area but they took care of us in about 5 minutes. Quizno's has nothing on Earl of Sandwich, that's for sure! Best sandwich I've had in a long, long while. Don't forget to grab their chewy chocolate chip cookies for dessert as it was very very good.
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A: 42 dollars for nail trim and anal gland expression is highway robbery! Unfortunately I am not returning, I had good hopes about them. Service wasn't anywhere near the cost
Problem: What would be an example of an positive (OPTIONS:
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Answer: We had originally attempted to come here a few months ago, but our friends decided it looked "too cheap, dirty, and gross." Ugh... we swore that we would come back next time we were out in the neck of the woods and I am really glad we did! The restaurant is located in an average looking strip mall and the interior is just as average. That's fine by me though. Like someone else said in their review, at least I can see where their priorities are. I ordered the 2 meat combo with shrimp and crawfish tails. It was served with my choice of side, and I went with the cole slaw. I was surprised at how flavorful the cole slaw actually was. The shrimp were big and their outsides were really crispy. They were quite yummy. There were tons of baby crawfish tails, battered and fried like the shrimp. Those were also yummy and quite succulent. I really really enjoyed my meal. If you come here, don't make the mistake that I did and not notice the yummy seasoning on the table. I didn't notice it until after I was full, but I sampled it, and it was DELICIOUS! I will definitely come back here next time I am in the area.
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Output: Absolutely HORRIBLE. We were promised a bill of 100.06 every single month that's with tax and EVERYTHING included, our first bill was 250, with a late fee tacked on, it has been exactly one month since everything was installed and we are already getting a late fee for a bill we never got. Also our cable was installed with a broken hdmi cable and the guy knew it was broke when he installed it, left and said the picture would get better. Of course it never did because it was BROKE. I contacted cox about how horrible everything has been working and their response was well let us know if it's still not working in a couple days, WHAT!? It's broke!! It's not going to work in a couple days, it isn't going to work until you FIX it. I of course called when I opened my bill and saw 250 and the lady was snotty and a know it all and told me that the reason things aren't fixed is because I used the chat option online and chatted with a representative and I should have called instead, why would you even have the chat option if we aren't suppose to use it!? Switching to direct tv ASAP!
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output: I've had the luxury and the pleasure to have eaten the BEST Jamaican food prepared. So I'm a bit biased. Haling from Flatbush NY, where everybody and their mama is a chef. Oh and I've had the opportunity to eat at an actually Jamaican restaurant in Jamaica. I'm more than biased. I was hungry. My hunny was hungry. We were hot and tired of fast food. So we decided to trek via the steel horse to this quaint restaurant. Decorum: Decorum: paint job was nice. Yellow and green walls. Pictures of Jamaican food. Local art. Jamaican paintings. Nice candles. Small tables, Nice environment for couples. Tables outside. No one was outside because it was hot ass 99 degree hell. Bob Marley, is what I sang along to while I waited patiently for my food. We held our breathe. This is Phoenix after all. There are no Jamaicans here. So I thought. Service: When entering the restaurant everyone behind the counter said HI! I felt like I was at Blockbuster. They were as happy to see us as I was hungry to eat my food. The lone waiter looked like a hippy, not Jamaican. And i knew he wasn't Jamaican, because he had a New Jersey accent. And he was err um not Black. THE FOOD: I ordered they brown stew chicken, with rice and peas and huge heep of cabbage. Never had it prepared that way. Never want to eat a huge slimy hard to cut heap of cabbage again. Try shredding it, please. One red and one green pepper slice. And to my dismay two puny slices of plantains. Yes I was disappointed. For that is the best part of a Jamaican dish. I eyed my dates plate for his and he had his arms guarding his plate like a prisoner in jail. So no, not enough plantains. The rice and peas tasted like Indian rice. It looked like Indian rice. In fact it was Indian bismati rice. The chef told me himself. Jamaicans dont eat bismati rice. Its too expensive. They eat white rice with beans. I was confused, but i was hungry and i did eat it. No ginger beer available. But the carrot juice was not so bad. And the three dollar glass of ice tea was OK because my boyfriend ordered it, but then he drank my drink. Because it was bleh. Liquor was available, but read below why we didn't indulge. The prices: Pretty steep for a Jamaican restaurant. But I was hungry, and not paying. Two meals and two drinks came to a whooping $29. My boyfriend gave a measly three dollar tip. Mostly because he was a decent waiter and times are hard. And because there were more staff there than customers. And they were watching our every move. Synopsis: Surprisingly, I ate everything on my plate. My hunny ate everything on his plate. And then tried to eat my food, because he paid for it. (wink) So it wasn't that bad. The Chef dropped by to ask me how my dining experience was. I frankly asked about the rice...was it basmati rice? He said yes. He explained in a nerdy hipster narrative that he knew the butcher who the killed the animals and the farmer who grew the veggies. His lifestyle and how he was injecting ether to the restaurant scene in Phoenix. That is why I am giving the guy a break. So instead of giving him a 2. I will give him a 3. You know what, ill change it to 4 because I'm pmsing. And like I said, I am biased. Support the guy. Its quaint, nicely located in downtown Phoenix. And he came all the way from to Jamaica to hells kitchen to feed you wholesome, well prepared Jamaican food. .
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output:
Probably the worst Italian food I've ever had!! And those who know me, know I have been to PLENTY of Italian restaurants. So to say this place had the worst food, trust me it was that bad. My friend commented on the lasagna that it didn't even taste as good as Stouffers frozen. The Chicken Marsala I ordered was so tough, I couldn't even cut it! I definitely could have done 100 times better. The atmosphere is great, but the service doesn't support such a cool looking restaurant. I'm not sure how long it took to get a glass of wine and beer from the waiter but it semed like forever! There is no parking in the front so you have to drive around to the back which is a tad unsavory honestly. How do you mess up Italian food THAT bad?? Really! Go somewhere else. Do not take anyone but your kids here and order something like spaghetti and meatballs!! Then cross your fingers!