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I really tried to keep an open mind, I promise. We were with some friends and they suggested Rainforest because they enjoyed the ambiance of the restaurant from previous visits. I initially thought the decor was cute but not enough to encourage poor quality food but decided to give this location a try anyway, especially since the other people in the party seemed so keen about it and it'd be my bf's first time. I wish I had either 1. gotten a lot more alcohol to dull my taste buds, or 2. eaten beforehand to escape from having to order food. The host and waitress were both friendly and chatty so they were not the problem. However, when we were ordering, we noticed that the thunderstorm was occurring inside, and when the food finally arrived, the thunderstorm was happening again - you know what that means.. it took 30 minutes for the food to come out. This wouldn't be a problem if the food was actually edible. Oh and fyi, we put in the order for the two appetizers 10 minutes before ordering the rest of the food. 1. spinach artichoke dip - i finally see why they called it artiCHOKE. i nearly puked when eating this overly cottage cheesy like dip, that was clearly overbaked (idk why it's baked and not done stove top like other spinach artichoke dips are) 2. onion stack - the breading kept falling off the onion so i ended up using a fork and a knife not to be classy but because any other way and everything would've fallen apart 3. guac burger - ordered it medium, came out burnt. not medium rare, not medium, not medium well, not even well, it was burnt (like even the cheese on the meat was burnt) 4. chicken wrap? i forgot the name - it was a wrap, with fries, was a bit spicy idk why when it didn't say so on the menu, and well this one wasn't too bad i suppose. 5. pastalaya - a dish on their NEW menu! looked nothing like the picture first of all, and omg was not lying when it said hot and spicy! the bread (that was hard as a stone) was the only reason why we could eat the chicken soaked in cajun sauce because bf's and my lips were burning from one corner to the other due to this super spicy dish. The skinny? One pro: we got to see 3 thunderstorms before we left and it was sorta entertaining but we sat so far from the animals that it defeated the purpose of eating in a rainforest. Cons: price, food, wait time.

Choices: (I). negative; (II). positive;
(I).