input: Write a negative yelp review (OPTIONS:
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output: eh. first of all, this place had been hyped up to me by a couple of people(hubby included) for several days. add that to the fact that parking on Mill's a b*tch, and you will realize why this was such a let-down for me. now, we'll begin with the pros: *free peanuts while you wait *delicious cajun fries *malt vinegar ...that's about it. the burger was kind of dry and, I suspect, would have been about as good as, say, McDonalds, had I not added my plethora of toppings. the service took forever(and it was nearly empty in there), and their sh*t is EXPENSIVE. Lenny's, in Glendale, has them beat. hands down.
input: Write a negative yelp review (OPTIONS:
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output: This place is nasty. The bartenders are the owners, don't expect them to be friendly. They act like they don't want or need customers. It stinks and is very smoky. Basically the type of place you would expect to be located next to a trailer park. The pool league sucks. Don't go.
input: Write a positive yelp review (OPTIONS:
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I bought my '81 mercedes diesel sedan from Tim, the eccentric owner of this auto shop, who specializes in old diesels - though I get the impression he could tell you he specialized in anything he sells. I bought the car about seven months ago, and have had no problems. I think the price was a little high, but that's because I am a terrible negotiator - and since I expected to take it to Tim whenever I had problems, I didn't want to make a stink by being a fussy purchaser. If you take your old English car or diesel here, you can expect to chew the fat for awhile, in a good way. In a lot of ways, it's like walking into a sitcom. Tim seems to have a million little things going on - he has a website where he sells his voice for commercial readings, he has a bunch of land up near Strawberry, etc. The place is like a loveable scene out of your favorite old television show - an unbelievable amount of cars crammed into a tiny parking lot, from shiny new rolls royces and land rovers to junked out astons and jaguars. You get the impression they're not going to screw you over, and if you don't know much about cars (I don't), that's really all you can hope for, right? They take the time to show you everything they fixed/are going to fix, from oil filters to vaccuum tubes.