input: Write a positive yelp review.
output: Great pool fence! Stylish and secure. Installed with the utmost care are professionalism. Quick response from the time we called for a quote, decided in the fence and install. Great company to work with!
input: Write a negative yelp review.
output: I saw the other low ratings, but I was feeling brave and hungry from an intense Krav Maga session at Wright's Gym down the street. What I got for my bravery was low quality food at low prices. The place was almost empty, and the food ranged from mediocre to downright inedible. All the vegetables had been left under heat lamps so long they were neither solid, nor liquid, but some abomination between. They had a fairly wide selection, but unfortunately it all tasted (at best) bland and the same. Pittsburgh is home to many great asian buffets, this is the worst one I've been to here by far. I hope you'll be wiser than I was. Heed the low yelp rating and save yourself some disappointment.
input: Write a negative yelp review.
output:
I guess since I'm in my thirties now and married with two kids, Vegas is a bit different than when I used to frequent The Palms 10 years ago! Got a groupon for two nights and decided to get away with my husband! Here are some things that made me wish I spent more and headed to The Cosmo or the Wynn or anywhere but here! *superior king room was in the palms tower and was old, broken shower head, crazy broken sharp piece of the bed sticking out, no tv remote, bed was ok, pillows blew,just over all.....run down and in need of a facelift! *pool was a pain (what happened to grabbing your magazines and heading out to the pool for a stiff drink and a Vegas tan with some cool music playing?) you are stopped, harassed, told to wait in line, put on your wristband, and then I had to throw out my new bottled water....this was a club (full fist pumping included, and all 20 something's wasted and in high heels and tiny bathingsuits) Loud, no place to sit and maybe two waitresses in the whole pool area. Went to get a drink at the bar and the bartenders seemed super annoyed. $100 pool credit that came with the groupon went fast based on a $14 drink! If you like jersey shore, you will love the palms. *casino was smokey and seemed dirty and old. A casino is a casino but clearly the newer hotels do something amazing to make them smell heavenly, even with all the cancer sticks being lit up left and right. My husband said they had a weak sports book. It was called a satellite...lame! *we did not go to the ghostbar here! I didn't bring my extra wedding vail and micro mini. *drift spa is the only reason this hotel gets two stars! I had a 5 star massage at the spa and I wish I could remember her name but that experience was great! Bottom line: I'm not 21 anymore (and thank god I'm not) but this smokey, dirty, run down, b-lister hotel needs an overhaul BIG TIME! The Cosmo, Aria, Encore and Wynn seem more up my alley! Disclaimer: my husband and I love to hang and watch a good concert, sports on tv, enjoy a good pool scene, eat good food and enjoy good drinks. We are what I think are kinda hip and cool thirty something's but we felt like old goats at this hotel! Overall we had a great weekend but spent most of our time at other hotels! We went to the cosmo every night!