In Salon they list The Princess Bride as an all - time great kids movie . Good frackin God , did I despise this pap . I mean , yuck , ick , blow me and so on . Before that was ET . This was the first time I ever hated a film .
Answer the following question: Where did the narrator find out the princess bride was one of the greatest kids movies of all time ?

She found it on a list in a publication called salon .

Yesterday was Easter . I did n't go to church , like I told my dad I 'd do . I called my grandma , which made me feel better about myself . Then I had brownies and milk with Sarah and was stoned for 7 or 8 hours straight .
Answer the following question: Why did the narrator call their grandmother ?

They felt bad about skipping church .

May 31 , June 1 , 2 - Same storm from the W. June 3 - Wind is still from the W , and we saw a ship , which came from America . June 4 - We are now hoping for more pleasant weather . Today , however , they had to ration the water supply to one - half of what we usually should have due to this long journey .
Answer the following question: Why is the narrator so thirsty ?

Water is being limited .

On my last day in L.A. I shot again for Chelsea Pfeiffer . The scenes we shot will be available on We shot a short scene where I played her daughter and got drunk on my 21st birthday in front of the whole family and she spanks me for it when we get home . Chelsea does n't usually play the part of " mom " but when we were all dressed and ready to shoot we looked at each other and she said that it would only make sense to play my mom cause we looked so much alike .
Answer the following question: What may be a fact about the person speaking ?
They are an actress .