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An example of an negative review: On a floor with a pool table and much pricier restaurants, DOCG is...very much okay. The food isn't quite as expensive as its compatriots, the offerings not quite as extravagant or interesting. Sure the bread was nice at the beginning, but the best part were those pre-packaged bread sticks. Like me some crunch. I ordered the DOCG pizza. It's got a fried egg, this year's pork belly. It's got truffle on it, now for the common man. The waiter even breaks the eggs and smears it over the pizza. I am salivating from the smell of truffles and baby chickens. But the TASTE? Where did the taste go. There is no truffle kick. There isn't even a truffle whimper. I am so sad. I spend the rest of the dinner staring at Comme Ca, drinking wine.

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An example of an negative review: Two Yelp stars is expressed as "Meh. I've experienced better." This is perfectly applied to That's Rentertainment for the following reason: it's a place where people drive their cars to in order to pay money to rent a disc which they then have to watch and return to the location before a certain time or be subject to a fine. True, this is the case with all video rental stores, and comparatively That's Rentertainment is the best around. But that's like saying that Circuit City is the best place to get replacement ink for your fax machine. It's old technology and it needs to die. The internet (whether used legally or illegally) is far and away the most practical and logical place from which to get your movies. If you want to travel into the past, go to the Early American Museum in Mahomet.

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An example of an negative review: Had the worst customer service experience ever at Polished. Polished sent out a groupon type coupon (spend $X, get $X worth of service), I called and made an appointment. When I arrived for my appointment, the tech I requested was running behind. Instead of going to a different tech, I rescheduled, since I had already waited 20 minutes and was on a tight schedule myself. When I came on that day Wes, the owner, would not honor my coupon! I was very upset as this was their mistake! When I told Wes I was going to leave a Yelp review, he said "Go ahead! Obliviously our business isn't hurting!" Well, Wes, judging by the constant coupons you are now sending out - your business is hurting. Maybe the way you treat your customers, and the way you mistreat and yell at nail techs in front of customers, is coming back to haunt you. I HIGHLY suggest Diamond Nails just a block down on Rainbow. Same side of the street. AMAZING services all around.

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An example of an negative review: So they gave is an extra egg roll we brought it to their attention. They asked for it back then put it back on the serving tray after it was given to someone else. GROSS! Iced tea dispenser, no lid with bugs floating around at service of the iced tea. I brought to their attention. They said. "Oh don't drink tea then" disgusting. Not recommended. Food was inedible after that. GROSS!'nn