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An example of an negative review: This place is the worst, I was 18 when I went in for a consultation, I wanted to get a whole face laser, when I spoke to one of their reps over the phone they told me to shave my face before I go in for my consultation, when I went in they couldn't determine if I was a candidate or not, but they still went ahead and did the treatment and charged me over 3k, and then the next time I went in to get my second treatment they told me my cheeks don't qualify for it so I was like okay then lower the price but they told me I am getting it cheaper by doing the package. They are the biggest scam ever. I was supposedly getting 65% off of the package at least that's what Nicole told me. But a few months later when I asked the guy at the front desk to see how much they gave me off, he said 15% !!! I am definitely talking to a lawyer, because my face isn't a candidate for laser hair removal my hair isn't thick enough but they still performed the treatment on me. Please save your money and don't go here!! There are much better places in the valley. They are just horrible people.

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An example of an positive review: Quite frankly, there isn't a better breakfast in America (don't tell my wife). Although TC Eggintons is a bit expensive and always crowded, the breakfast food is second to none. I am personally a fan of the french toast but pretty much everything on the menu is divine. Since breakfast is the most important meal of the day, I would start it off here.

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An example of an positive review: "Awww yeah!" as Marky Mark would have said back in the day if he had tasted my hot dog. I got the beef dog with cheese, chilli, onions, sauerkraut and mustard. The wait was a little long because there were two people ahead of us ordering HUGE orders so we kind of stood idle for a good 30 minutes but I was assured, these were gonna be good. I was not disappointed. Now, let's talk about the fries. WOW. We got a small and this could easily feed 4 people. HUGE portions. They do not skimp here and the price is right. My one pet peeve: why two different lines for hot dogs and fries? Can I just order both at the same time at the same window? Doesn't make a bit of sense to me to pay for my hot dog then have to walk over to the other side of the restaurant to order and pay for my fries? By the time i get the fries, my damn dog will be cold! Let's see if we can come up with a more efficient procedure? I am all for the old-school but this was just plain retarded. Despite this, I really enjoyed my hot dog and would go back. My belly is growling just thinking of it.

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An example of an negative review: I normally don't write bad reviews on places because I'm in the industry and I usually give the place the benefit of the doubt but this one didn't make the cut. Both of us got the punch which doesn't actually need to be made. At around 25 minutes of waiting, the server came up to our table saying the bartender was going to get a refill on the punch... Yes, 25 minutes later. When the drinks showed up, they were two different ones when we both ordered the same thing. Keep in mind we are approaching about 35 minutes for two punch drinks. We figured we should ask for our tab because it was obviously going to take a while to get it. 20 minutes later our tab comes and without looking, I give him my card because I didn't have the patience any more. The credit card slip came and I was charged $26 for two $9 drinks. As I said my patience were depleted so I didn't bother to dispute the charge. All of this could have been changed if the server would have acknowledged the long wait time but he didn't in any way. I won't be returning to Speakeasy.