Given the task definition and input, reply with output. In this task, you are given Yelp reviews. The task is to classify a review as "POSITIVE" if the overall sentiment of the review is positive or as "NEGATIVE" if the overall sentiment of the review is negative.

While Beijing boasts the work of an incredible interior design team, (four massive tanks completely filled with goldfish, contemporary furniture, etc.) the actual food and service are subpar on a nuclear level. As someone who considers herself an expert on true Chinese-Vietnamese cuisine, Beijing Noodle No. 9 embarrassed me!
I ordered the cold noodles with cucumber, beansprouts, and beef. What I got was half-cooked, starchy udon-like noodles doused in spicy, watery, mock-szechuan sauce, dehydrated shreds of cucumber, and beef jerky.
YES - they gave me beef jerky. They actually gave me beef jerky with my noodles.
My family ordered variations of the wonton soup because hey, how could you ever mess up wonton soup? Surprise! This place managed to! The soup was obviously made from cheap starch and the noodles had a little more flavor than computer paper. Also, the price range is ridiculous - a bowl of noodles goes from $12 - $22, which is a jaw-dropping difference with authentic places that stay below the $10 mark. It's depressing. And that is where I will end my review on this one.
In the words of my dear father and his experience with Beijing Noodle No. 9:
""I hate white people noodles. I want Asian people noodles.""
Just no. Never again. I would rather eat paper towels than return to this wretched place.
NEGATIVE