Problem: Walked in and it seemed kinda crowded but we waited to be seated. Guy walked by and said find a seat wherever you can. We looked around and there weren't any. It was raining outside so we couldnt sit. There was one table with an umbrella so we asked a waitress walking by if there were any other available. She rudely dismissed us with "we have like one other one I think but I have no idea where it is." she kept walking right by us. Rude as could be. We stood in the middle of the joint for a few minutes to see if anyone was moving. Awkwardly.... And then decided to leave. No one wanted to help or to tell us if there was anything available or how long we'd be waiting so... They don't get our money. Simple.
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Problem: View of Bellagio water show is outstanding. Food was delicious! I may or may not have had their amazing banana souffle. (Yes, I did and would do again!) The service was efficient. I dined alone and had made a 515 pm reservation to ensure a window seat. The efficiency is the reason for four vs five starts: the waiterade me feel it was more of a production than an experience. A bit more personalization would have got me to give five stars. It was def worth the money and time to eat here!
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Problem: We requested female but got male masseuses for couples massage. The great part was the intro Yelp price for the 45 min deep tissue following 30 min detox foot bath for $29 each. The lady next curtain over was moaning in ecstasy. I don't know how/if the ion detox works but we both got "Yellow!" results even tho I thot mine was brown/orange. Thanks Yelp for special to try something new!!
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Problem: One Word: AWESOME More Words: This is now my favorite breakfast place, not just in Vegas, but anywhere in the US (would be world, but Shangri La Singapore breakfast buffet is really hard to top). Wife and I arrived mid-morning on a Saturday after a hike in the red rock canyon. There was a short wait and once seated service was great, food fantastic, ambience entertaining (cool mix of tunes on the PA system), and total experience will drag me back again and again. How to describe the food? All the unhealthy goodness you desire in a breakfast, with an amount that will have you questioning if you have to eat again that day.
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