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Output: Food was pretty good but I was totally put off when they charged $12.95 for a kids plain cheese pizza! It was the most expensive item on our receipt. I wish the waiter would have given us a heads up. Left feeling cheated. I would not come back.

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Output: Great food but oh my god it's spelled LETTUCE! LETTUCE! Not "lettus"! Every single day - EVERY. SINGLE. DAY. the specials sign is so badly written it nearly gives me heart failure. I know that's not the most important thing here, but it really gives me pause. If you know for a fact that spelling and/or grammar is not your strong suit, just google. For the love of god, just GOOGLE.

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Output: I moved from Madison a couple of years ago but I'm telling you, every now and then I get a huge craving for cheese curds and The Old Fashioned has hands down the best fried curds known to man. When/if I win the lottery, I'll be sure to fly to Madison on a regular basis just so I can have these curds. I love this spot because it reminds me of everything that I loved about living in Madison. The midwest charm, good beer and other drinks, and the food! I am surprised I didn't leave Madison by crane after the weight I gained. Everytime I go back to Madison, I always make an effort to get at least one meal there. I usually vary up my menu items every time I go which is rare. The fish fry is excellent but a bit overcrowded and that is a little distracting. I guess when you have it so good, you have to expect it get as busy as it does. TL;DR Before I die, serve me a plate of fried cheese curds from The Old Fashioned.

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Pretty pretty good. :) I went with a standard burger, and we ordered one order of regular fries and one order of the sweet potato fries. Easily the best sweet potato fries I've had in a LONG time. They're seasoned with rosemary and garlic and they're freaking DELICIOUS. One small snag when I found a hair on my burger (eww) but the staff went WAY above and beyond in rectifying the situation. Not only did they give us a coupon for a free burger (you have to pay in advance at the counter so this was easier than removing it from the check), they remade the fries so we wouldn't have to eat cold fries while waiting for the new burger. At least four employees stopped by the table to make sure we were happy with the solution. I'll definitely be back!