question: so i m slightly inebriated ... bear with me ... i have given up on joe he is to boring and wo nt do anything fun ever . i ve put my hopes into you know who and he wo nt turn out to be anything worth while as usual ... he breaks my heart every time but i seem to just go back . my friends t3ell me no but its whatever . i ve been up to it for like two years now ... i have great ffriends right now .
Q: Why is the narrator rambling throughout the dialogue ?

answer: They are drunk .

question: I still do n't know what was causing the massive failure because I saw no wrecked cars . I can only assume the cluster arose from several semi trucks all huddled together . Once we made it past that , we still had to drive to the exit and park .
Q: What kind of failure happened ?

answer: There was a traffic " Jam " or slow up .

question: Comcast , the United States ' largest ISP will begin bandwidth caps for its subscribers beginning October 1st . The company says users who exceed 250 GB of data for a month will receive a warning and then have their service cut off for a year for a second violation . The usage policy for the ISP has been updated today however the bandwidth cap policy will not begin until October 1st .
Q: What would a customer do on October 2 after being informed of the new policy ?

answer:
They would call the company immediately to complain .