question: James , in a fit of laughter slapped Artie 's back , and for some reason , this caused Artie 's head to randomly explode . James stopped laughing and turned to look when his horse suddenly reached up , with its neck stretching to accommodate its actions , and bit off James ' head . Both human bodies then fell off their horses , only to sink like bricks in quicksand in a pile of horse manure .
Q: Where were James and Artie when James slapped Artie on the back ?

answer: They were riding their horses .

question: I get very very involved in the dramas . When the Canadians won that gold metal in curling , I was crying my eyes out . So I went to Radio Shack and bought some new rabbit ears and brought them back and Dawn started work . And now we 're watching Smallville .
Q: Why do they cry over sports ?

answer: They are very invested in the game .

question: I would have dearly liked to run them all over with Quinn 's car . I ' m not sure what made them feel they needed to make me feel better about myself , but I am quite certain that they failed dismally . I ' ve never been more embarrassed in my life than I was there , with my childhood friends trying to reassure me that someone will probably deign to sleep with me someday .
Q: What have I probably never had ?

answer:
I have never had a significant other