Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Example Input: Someone raises the camera to his eye. He
Example Output: scrutinizes his friend's butt, then sits on the ledge.

Example Input: Two men then begin fighting one another while people watch on the sides. The men
Example Output: continue riding around on the bars as well as pushing and jumping around obstacles.

Example Input: Someone takes out a pinch of dust. A school faculty member
Example Output:
finds someone brand in a news report.