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Output: Safeway grocery you suck. First we had to get the stupid shoppers card now this horrible Safeway phone APP. Are you kidding me? It is easier to log into my bank account than your ridiculous phone coupon app account at Safeway. First problem...The shopper card, the app and Safeway.com don't communicate with each other and the phone "help-line" is patronizing and arrogant. Do I really need 3 accounts just to shop? I don't think so! Next, the twit in the produce department at the Indian School store had evidently gone to the same customer service training as the phone call center because she kept telling me to get help with "one of our App specialists" at the front desk. News Flash for Safeway... If it takes an App specialist the software IS NOT READY for prime time. And I wanted lettuce for heaven's sake. I did not want a technology lesson from a grocery store clerk!!!! Furthermore, it takes a Captain Mid-Night decoder to figure out if the "savings" are for members translate as, the stupid card... OR the APP only specials or just normal in-store savings. UGH. I don't need grocery shopping to be this complicated. I put my lettuce back on top of a case of cokes and walked out!! Safeway, you should stick with groceries and leave the internet experience and downloadable apps to someone that can develop them. I'll buy more and more from Amazon rather than this stupid place. If I wanted to shop with my phone, I'd already be going to Amazon at least they understand how to make customers happy. When I go into a bricks and mortar store, I just want to see the stuff and buy it. I don't want to have to drag a computer (phone) app with me! I'm so angry at Safeway that I'll be buying from Target.

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Output: War hier heute zum ersten mal und eigentlich zufrieden. Der Salat (Tandoori) war ok, wenn auch nicht sehr kreativ (oben top, unten deutlich zu viel "Grun" zum auffullen). Die Teigtasche war geschmacklich prima, fur die Portion allerdings meiner Ansicht nach zu klein fur das Geld (vom "Satt-zu-Preis"-Faktor kein Vergleich zu einem Yufka oder Falafel). Nicht so prima fand ich die Safte. Hier bevorzuge ich es, wenn diese mit z.B. Apfelsaft wie bei einem Smoothie purriert werden. Dann hat man das Beste aus den Zutaten. Stattdessen fliegt der grote Teil der Frucht hier in den Mull. An dieser Stelle noch ein Tipp an das Personal: Singen wahrend der Zubereitung von Essen zeigt sicherlich, dass der Job Spass macht. Allerdings sollte man mal den Versuch machen eine Minute zu singen und ein Blatt Papier vor den Mund zu halten -- das was dann auf dem Papier ist, landet ohne selbiges im Essen der Kunden. Hierfur ziehe ich einen Punkt ab. Fazit: - 5* fur das die Auswahl, den Laden an sich und die Idee - 4,5* fur den Service - 3* fur Preis-/Leistung - 2* fur das Getraller - Hygiene (ich finds halt eklig) Von meiner Seite eine Empfehlung, aber mit Verbesserungsmoglichkeiten.

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Output: If you've been to XS, you'll most likely be unimpressed with it's smaller sister club, Tryst, on the other side of the Wynn/Encore complex. The guestlist here is very hit and miss, and it is the only club in Vegas that I've never been able to get comped entry, and frankly a $30 cover (for guys) is way more than I want to pay to get into what is really a second-tier Vegas club. This is a smaller, more cramped version of XS, with a similar layout that opened up to a small pool/pond that sit on the back side of the Wynn's strip-side waterfall. The atmosphere here is a bit darker than at XS, and the location downstairs from the main casino floor makes you feel a bit more secluded than most of the other clubs in town. The music here is hit-and-miss, but I generally find that their resident DJs are uninspired, un-energetic, and spin the same top-40 garbage you've heard a million times already. Tryst does host some big name DJ/producers, but frankly Tryst is too small to handle them. The big positive of Tryst is that the staff (security, waitresses, bartenders, etc) here are great, and probably the friendliest that I've come across. It's all too common to be treated like you're an inconvenience, rather than a paying customer, at most Vegas clubs, but at Tryst you actually do feel like you're a guest and generally treated as such. The bottom line: if you don't care about the music, then Tryst is a perfectly suitable cheaper and less-crowded alternative to XS - if you're looking for house music and high end production from big name DJs, you'll be much happier at XS or Surrender.

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So... I would have posted pictures, but devoured everything before I could remember, lol. The food is AMAZING! The service is great also. Salmon burger, french fries, apple crisps, regular burgers, and the list goes on! I haven't even told you the best part... THEY DELIVER!!!!! Unfortunately, this will be an overweight summer... but a happy one!