Problem: My friends said we were going to Blush that night... I thought, "What's Blush? A strip club? Yay! Oh noes, it's actually a boutique nightclub...whatever the hell that means..." I've never heard of it before. So I did what any responsible adult would do before going to an unknown venue...I drank a lot of booze beforehand. Why not. Consuming a bunch of booze will make any place seem fun. Right? Ok, so for the second time in my life, I was wrong. This place blows! And you know why? Do YOU know why? Well, here's WHY!! I not only drank beforehand, I also drank more while I was in there. So I became uber intoxicated. I got so intoxicated that I had to throw up. After throwing up, I was "escorted" out by one of the bouncers. Thus, ending my night there. You might be thinking, "Well, what the hell were they supposed to do after you threw up? Give you a VIP table?" It would be understandable for kicking someone out for throwing up. I concur. But here's the kicker to my story...I threw up in the toilet!! I didn't throw up at a VIP table or on the dancefloor or at the bar or on a girl's boobies...I threw up IN THE TOILET!! Where else is one allowed to go to throw up then if they aren't allowed to throw up in the toilet??? I hate you, Blush. I should've thrown up on a girl's boobies to make my dismissal more worthwhile...
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Problem: I have such conflict leaving a 1 star review for Uncle Sal's. Why? Because I LOVE Uncle Sal's food. I have been eating here off and on for years and live close by. Make no mistake; it's some of the tastiest Italian fare around--I have never had a bad meal. The problem? A cockroach infestation. Yes--infestation. One need only keep ones eyes open. In June, I went to eat for my birthday. As we were sitting awaiting our meal, a small cockroach scurried across our table. Ok--one measly roach--I can handle that as an anomaly. But when I went back again in about 4 weeks with a friend for lunch, we waited in a back booth (for 20 minutes I might add) for someone to take our order (that's a whole other story--seems the lunch wait staff becomes somewhat frazzled when they get a rush--an acknowledgement, or a simple "haven't forgotten about you, will be right there" would have sufficed)--we sat waiting and as we both looked at the brick wall over the heads of a table of some gentlemen having a biz lunch, we both noticed 2-3 little roaches darting in and out of the cracks of the wall. My friend and I simultaneously said: "are you seeing what I am seeing?" And agreed in unison to leave. As we passed our apparition of a wait person on our way out, I informed this person that we were leaving and why. She simply looked at me with very little expression and said (I kid you not) "oh, I know we have roaches, they are just active because we sprayed recently". I informed her that one scurried across my table a month ago as well. She just shrugged. Sigh. Sorry to do this to you Uncle Sal's, but until you can have someone get in there and bomb the place, And claim you are roach free, I simply have no interest in sharing my meal with an army of 6 legged buggies. I can only imagine how many of them could be lurking in the kitchen and I am no wuss. Beware. Sad state of affairs. I miss you, Uncle Sal's, but not that much.
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Problem: Going to Nu Sanctuary was like going on a bad first date, you know where it's headed pretty quickly which in this case was a trainwreck as someone else put it best. The drinks, which were not that great, were on the same pricing scale as the Wynn but without the frills and ambiance of a world-class resort. The food looked atrocious so we just had a drink and left. Their concept of a hybrid nightclub/hookah lounge with fine dining doesn't work anywhere especially at a shopping center amid all of the other dining/entertainment options Las Vegas has to offer. Avoid this place at all costs. Probably by the time you finish reading this review the space Nu Sanctuary is occupying will be vacant.
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Problem: Was there at a busy time -- Mother's Day dinner -- and the service was poor, with a waitress who did not ask specifics and was slow to deliver things like hot mustard and kept us waiting for our order for over an hour. Not all her fault. And, the food was ordinary. Not bad, a little tasteless, but why bother?
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