Problem: Write a positive (OPTIONS:
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A: Stunning. Visually, musically, sexually. Okay, wait. Maybe not that last one. No, those ushers were pretty sexy. Anyway, as someone who tends towards feeling a little jaded by the plethora of shows available in Seattle where I live, I'm hard to please I think. But then you see something like this and I'm just wrong. I'm totally blown away. The set and theater was as much part of the show as the amazingly talented performers, the way the music comes in behind you (and we had inexpensive seats up high) and the stage moves with each scene change, it's a modern miracle of technology that makes such an old-feeling tale seem completely fresh. The true test? Would I go back and see the same one again? Yup, any time. Amazing.

Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: Went there after movie worst burgers ever ! Frys greasy and cold bathroom dirty ! I would never go back music so loud at at register I could hardly hear the girl and she could not hear me

Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A:
Incredibly horrible service. Took 45 minutes to get food, which was just a sandwich. Never planning on returning to this location. Even after the order came out, it had a salad instead of onion rings and there was mayo on it which I can't eat because I'm lactose intolerant. Staff is either incompetent or totally disregards customers