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You are given a review about a place. You need to provide a rating from "1 star" to "5 stars" for this place.
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Seriously, I just clicked on "two stars" and the description couldn't have said it better. "Meh. I've experienced better." I came here with my girlfriend at 8 on a Sunday night, and had a downright unpleasant experience. To sum it up; we waited for 45 mins, and then when I was seated I was told the deep dish would be an HOUR wait. WTF? I ordered the thin crust (which I hate) and got out of there in just under 2 hours. On the way out, I mentioned to the manager that they should really get thier act in gear and he told me, and I am quoting: "The good news is we are opening up many locations all over the valley to cut down on your wait time and better accommodate." Really? I'm going to Grimaldi's. Next time I want shitty fake Italian food I'll go to Olive Garden...
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2 stars

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This place is AMAZING! It's got that cozy-family feel and the food is delicious every time we come. Their Eggs Benedict, their Skillets and they're Pancakes...OMG their pancakes are unbelievable! We've had the Red Velvet, Banana & Nutella ones, all delicious!
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5 stars

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I'm not one to give stars lightly.

I was first introduced to Chino Bandido (or 'Chinos', as it's affectionately called by its regulars) by some friends of ours. It was explained to me that it was a cross between Chinese food and Mexican food.

I'm sure you might be saying 'Huh?' right about now.

Trust me on this one. They have the most amazing burritos, quesadillas, and beans. They have anywhere from very mild (teriyaki chicken) to really spicy (cuban black beans). They have amazing fried rice and carnitas.

It all comes together in what can only be described as an addicting concoction. My stomach is grumbling as I write this ... just at the thought of this place. They actually have die-hard regulars that have written poems and music about their food. (Poems and music!)

Don't come here for the ambiance. It's a hole in the wall. Don't let that scare you. Walk right up to the counter, tell them that you've never been there before, and prepare yourself to be taken on a tour of the food.

Seriously -- they'll give you samples so you know what you like!

No, I'm not joking.

They have quite a lunch crowd during the week. (For some reason, engineers just flock to this place). Come either around 11:00 or after 1:00 to beat the lunch crowd.
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5 stars