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An example of an positive review: Great food,big portions, slow service...I would go back

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An example of an negative review: Are you kidding? did you not understand my post? I HIRED HIM TO DO A JOB! !! I am capable of caring for my tanks, I CHOSE to have someone care for them, poor decision obvioulsy... why would it be my neglience? You are correct on one comment, yes I waited too long to seek intervention... firing Don! Unfortunately I listened to him BS me in that he had no idea why my fish were dying... he lied about doing water changes! IT'S a fact... NOT "natural occurances" my tanks were over a year old... maybe your expensive fish are dying and hes feeding you that... To say "an individual who had little impact on my tank"? sooo what exactly was I paying him for?? advise? consolement when my fish were dying daily? He was the DIRECT impact on my tanks, as he was the one caring for them... not INDIRECT. Amazing with my lack of ability and interest and my fish and corals are still alive since Ive been maintaining my own tanks! Read the whole review, and dont go blaming the victim! I took my ownership in that I waited too long to intervene on poor service. None the less it was poor service FOR ME.

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An example of an positive review: Ok, this place has THE BEST coffee I have ever tasted. Bottom Line. I didn't get the "everyone is required to wear skinny jeans" vibe that a previous reviewer stated, so I would definitely give this place a try before writing it off. If you love coffee, this place is not to be missed. And I am not talking about the "Venti Chocolate Chip Frap" type of coffee. If you like drinks like that then this place is not for you, but if you love the idea of each cup of coffee being made specifically for each customer and supporting an establishment that is truly passionate about their product, than check this place out.

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An example of an negative review: I've never, ever used the word "meh," but I have to for this place. It's really cute, decorated nicely and the waitstaff was great, if a bit slow. Fresh homemade tortilla chips and salsa were the key to my enjoyment of the food here. I pigged out on them! Julia and I were in that "I'm so hungry I'm cranky" mood, so I stuffed my face with the chips forever. Fresh baskets were brought often, as well as each of us getting our own salsa bowl. Oh, and a complimentary bowl of guac can't hurt, either! Then the entree came. I was wanting ooey-gooey, cheese-smothered enchiladas. I got the mushroom and spinach. It came with a side of black beans and rice. The enchiladas were made properly: the tortillas were soft-fried properly before adding the fillings. But, not a lot of stuffing! A few mushrooms, a few leaves of lettuce and that's pretty much it. They were "covered" in a green sauce. BARELY covered in green sauce. I was disappointed, to say the least. The rice? Nothing fancy. The beans? MEH! The only thing that saved my meal was the company (Julia and Dossty!) and the never-ending supply of chips. I probably won't go back. Mariscos Playa Hermosa is right near there and I'd make that drive anyday!