Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A: SECOND time here and I had food poisoning both times :( love it but I won't be back.

Problem: Write a positive yelp review.
A: The first time I tried Haven Burger, I was on a search for the best burger to be found in the East Valley. I ordered the titular Havenburger, a 1/2 lb patty topped with what seemed like at least 3 lbs worth of Pastrami. It was definitely in the top five burgers I've had in my life. Juicy, tender, the pastrami added a wonderful flavor, and the dressing added a moistness to balance out all the meat. I was certainly full from just this fantastic sandwich...and I'm sure I could have slept a week with all that meat in my belly...but then I tried a fry. The fries are crispy and awesome. A lot of restaurants relegate fries and onion rings to the realm of "sides," but Haven Burger treats all the details of their platings with equal respect. Nothing fancy, but just plain good. Since then, I've discovered their chili dogs, which I crave often. The service is beyond fantastic. The owner is usually working, and he recognizes me and asks where my buddy is (this being sometimes months between visits.) He always has time to chat and let us know how much he appreciates the business. Honestly, this place is the epitome of what a privately owned business should be. Friendly service, great food made with attention to details, a quirky quiet atmosphere...this place should be called "Heaven Burger!"

Problem: Write a positive yelp review.
A:
I travel to Las Vegas about 6 times a year on Business and a couple more for pleasure. When I travel for business there are a couple of basic tenets - I have to be comfortable so I get my rest, the internet access has to be solid and reliable, and most important...I have to be able to get in and out of valet and on the road to my off strip meetings relatively easily. That is to say, that I can't chance a 20 minute wait for my car or a traffic jam thanks to all of the City Center construction, which might make me late. Traditionally, I've stayed at Bellagio, Mandalay Bay, MGM, or in a pinch the Rio to meet my criteria. (The Rio may have the slowest valet on earth, but you can jump on I-15 in a matter of seconds.) During a recent lunch with a client who is also a local, they suggested the Signature Towers at MGM. I got a rate of around $150/night for 3 nights so I gave it a try and I have to say for business travel it fits the bill perfectly. I had a 1 bedroom suite. The room and bathroom were quite large, extremely comfortable, and had all the amenities I need. There's a full kitchen with utensils/pots/pans/glasses if you wish to stay in and a large HD flat screen on a swivel mount that can be comfortably viewed from the bed, desk or couch. Because it's attached to the MGM Grand casino by a lengthy walk, it was very quiet. No late night revelers, in fact I barely recall hearing another door shut. It had a nice view (pic posted) and a large balcony. Back to the walkway to the MGM. You enter the MGM through a secure door at the far end of the corridor that houses the Garden Grand Arena and leads you past all of the restaurants. At no point to either leave for my meetings, or to go t dinner did I need to encounter the casino, which when you're there for business is a good thing. The signature towers also have their own bar/lounge with food available, a starbucks, and pool/jacuzzi if you don't even want to mess with the MGM offerings at all. The towers are located essentially behind and to the north of the MGM Grand, with a 24 hour manned gate, and when leaving, after about a 3 minute wait for the valet, you're able to slip right out onto Koval and avoid the strip entirely. I loved it and will be back on every business trip I make provided I can get a reasonable rate. I would also highly recommend it in particular to female business travelers for the security and privacy inside and out. You must have a pass to get in the guard gate, and a key to re-enter the walkway from the MGM Grand restaurants to the towers. Fifth star withheld because I didn't get to actually use the pool or test out room service. But, I'll give the MGM Signature a chance to earn it when I return.