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Output: Pruitts was just ok. The place is a little trashed. The prices were ok but not as aggressive as they used to be. The service wasn't very good either granted it is a furniture store though.

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Output: You remember that scene in Sopranos when Toni and Paulie go to Italy, so excited for the Italian food? But once they are there, everything on the menu seems foreign to Paulie? This is what I imagine some Italians must feel after coming to this pizza joint. It is a cute restaurant located in Little Italy, and there are usually lines outside. It has a family run feel, and has been there since 1948. There are plenty of selection of both pizzas and pastas. We sampled both pizzas and pastas, and didn't feel like either were exceptional in any way. The pizza crust tasted store bought, and the pasta was bland and creamy. It wasn't what I was hoping for, but maybe that is because everyone has told me that the best pizza in Montreal is found here, and I guess I was a lot disappointed. And the house-made tiramisu was so wrong, we couldn't even finish it. It is a very family friendly spot, and the service felt uneven. One other thing, you should BYOW, which again made me feel very very far away from Italy.

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Output: We stayed at Mandalay Bay for a long weekend and I ended up at Border Grill a couple times. The 4 stars are really for the weekend brunch - all you can eat tapas that were interesting and (mostly) tasty. I went back for the margaritas later which were also tasty though not particularly cheap. You'd think the upstairs patio would be a good place to watch the beach concerts but the waiter said it was too dark to see the stage. Alas.

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Seafood is a sketchy thing for me because I hate it but my husband loves it. I seldom make it at home for him so we have to go out. I was hoping Landry's would be that place we could go. Nope. I'll say it again. Nope. Our waitress was awesome. I will give her that. Very attentive, friendly and slightly awkward in a cute way. The appetizers we started off with were decent. I had the Onion Strings and Jalapenos and he had the Lobster Bisque and Seafood Stuffed Mushrooms. If you will remember, I hate seafood, but he was insistent I try the bisque. I agree, it was delicious. Buttery and creamy and smooth. The onions were lightly breaded and crispy. Done perfectly. The mushrooms are where it all started to go downhill. The filling on them tasted old and weird. My husband had the Grilled Seafood platter as is entree and I had a steak. Again, everything on his platter tasted old and off. My steak was slightly over done, but liveable. The horrifying end to this tale is that my husband was sick for a day after we ate there and me? I was sick for a good three days. And trust me, it was NOT the flu. Never. Ever. Again.