Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: Waited 20 minutes, apparently on fries. All tables that came in after got their food first, with fries. But at least we got our bill, yet again, before our food. At least 6 staff, manager included, just standing around. Left without food.
Q: negative

A: I have heard so many good things about this place, However STAY AWAY if you want speedy service or better yet service at all. I am so disappointed it almost brought me to tears. I waited 53 minutes for a table for myself. I didn't mind waiting 53 minutes even though I seen several several different parties come in after me then get seated right away. I'm not sure why it's so hard for one person to have a table and not be required to sit at the bar. Once seated by the very friendly hostess I sat there and sat there and sat there while 3 other parties were sat and orders taken all the while I never get got to order a drink. After about 15 minutes of sitting there the bus boy brought me a water and apologized and said he would find the sever he didn't know where or why he had not helped me. So I waited another 5 minutes and just had to get up and walk out. I've never had to walk out of a resturant for not being served it truly struck me and made me feel very upset and uncomfortable wondering why I was neglected as if I had done something wrong. I wouldn't wish that feeling on anyone and therefore I cannot recommend the resturant. The one star is for the amazing frendily hostess.
Problem: What would be an example of an positive (OPTIONS:
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Answer: Definitely an interesting little place up in North Phoenix, La Oaxaquena hovers between a three and a four, but closer to four. I stopped in for lunch and was shocked to see that there was not a single soul in there except for me. What the heck?? The classic unassuming strip-mall Mexican place, the interior was much bigger than normal and the colors were interesting but I thought they added a nice touch. The cashier / server girl was really friendly and service was SUPER fast. On to the food - I went with the lunch special of a taco and tostada for $4.95 (what a steal!). I was assuming when I requested chicken that both items would have chicken on them - something to keep in mind. The taco was excellent! A crunchy shell housed deliciously tender chicken, and fresh lettuce and tomato on top. The tostada was OK, but I think that has way more to do with the fact that I'm not a huge refried beans fan. Oh, and the chips and salsa were some of the best complimentary additions I've had. As Daren C. mentioned, $5.35 total will get you some good food, and you'll leave stuffed and ready to pass out in the afternoon of your job.
Input: OPTIONS:
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Generate a positive review for a place
Output: I was unprepared for this. UNPREPARED. Beautiful lasagne, colourful and flavoury salads (shut up, flavoury is totally a word) and a chap playing such soul drenchingly gorgeous jazz piano that I had to stop eating on three separate occasions because it took away my ability to do anything but sit and attempt to breathe. The lasagne, being (naturally) vegetarian, was almost more like a moussaka, and so delicious that I wanted about eight of them. I suddenly understood why the chap I ordered from had repeated my order back to me as "one lasagne?" But any more, along with the two included salads, might have destroyed me, particularly as I planned to sample one of the exquisite looking cakes, for which I barely had room after those delicious lasagnery salady exploits. I reckon five star lasagne with a choice of two out of nine salads for just 7.50 is a damn good deal. I then, as planned, proceeded to the cakery. The cakes aren't labelled, so I asked the girl what each cake was and she had fun matching the names on a list to what they looked like. I opted for the chocolate and lemon, topped with physalis, because it looked dinky compared to the others. Ha - WRONG! It was dinky in size only, but denser than a singularity and rich, rich, rich. A little dry by nature, it was served with a whole glass dish of lemon curd for my ladling pleasure. Ogh. I think I shall never move again, my friends. Dark wood tables, a sofa at the far end, stone vault ceilings... It's a wrong wrong miracle that this place was relatively quiet when I appeared on a Tuesday afternoon, admittedly a little after the traditional lunchtime. I'm torn between wanting it to be as packed as it deserves to be and wanting to keep it as mine, my own, my precious, for all time. Because did I mention the free wifi? Oh, I didn't? Well I have now. What twig? Oh, this twig. No, no, never you mind, no, this twig is, uh, just, er, well I am definitely not building a nest here, that's definitely not what I am doing, ahaha haha ha...
input: Write a negative yelp review (OPTIONS:
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- positive).
output: Why bother to ask what kind of sauce I want for nuggets at the time of order if you aren't going to add them to my bag at the drive-thru window. Not just isolated either, its EVERY time. I always have to remind them about the sauces even though its on my order ticket. I can't even remember a time when they got my order 100% correct. Took my son there today. Time was around 2pm so not busy at all. Went through the drive thru. Ordered a mighty kids meal for a BOY and when asked what kind of sauce for his nuggets I specified sweet n sour. Also ordered a #1 combo with diet coke. Think thats a pretty simple and straight foward order right? Well of course I get to the window and no sauce in the bag so I ask for the girl for some sauce. Hand my son his mighty meal and he freaks out because they gave him a princess toy! This is not good! So I have to now park and go inside just to swap the darn toy! I sure hope that management reads these reviews so they can make the changes needed.
input: Write a negative yelp review (OPTIONS:
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- positive).
output:
My family and I decided to take a walk down the strip, leaving beautiful Paris for the lousy mall attached to MGM Grand. We were delighted to read such positive yelp reviews of Tom Colicchio's Craftsteak. What a mistake! These clowns are rude and crude. If you don't plan on ordering overpriced wine prepare to be treated bad. The food was meh.