Problem: Write a positive (OPTIONS:
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A: So much for my commitment to consume fewer carbs. I think this pasta could single-handedly kill the already dying Atkins industry. I first tried Decio pasta at an event at the Botanical Gardens, and was happy to find them again at Old Town Farmers Market. This pasta is air-dried and cooks in half the time of ordinary dried pasta, and it's unbelievably flavorful. With varieties from Artichoke hearts to Wild Mushroom, you can get your veggies out of the way. Well, not really, but it's as close as I get most days. The first time I tried a sample, I asked what was in it and couldn't believe it was only a little of the cooking water and a tablespoon or two of butter. While the directions (which I never bothered to read) do recommend you rinse this pasta, I never did and never needed to. But I did find I should have done so with the lemon pepper. I'm not sure why this was so much starchier than my favored spinach, basil, and garlic, but it was definitely too sticky. At $6 a package (4 for $20 at the markets), this is one of the best inexpensive meals you can find that doesn't end in "berto." And who can't boil water?
Q: negative

A: The food takes forever to come. We have been waiting over 45 minutes for 2 burgers. Unbelievable
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer: This place is STUPID and the epitome of 'Snotsdale'. You could get better customer service from a 10 cent hooker. If your idea of fun is standing in a back alley next to a dumpster and being treated rudely by a douche bag bouncer who looks like he is from Oklahoma, then definitely come check out Citizen R+D. Also, the only reason we came to Citizen R+D is we met the bartender at Citizen Public house the evening before and he talked it up as an amazing experience to my girlfriend, visiting from Chicago on a business trip ...Well, it wasn't. We called in at 9:02pm with a party of 3. There was a group waiting in front of us so we knew we would have to wait a bit. The man on the phone said it would be about 15minutes. So, we stood in the alley next to the dumpster and chitchatted about girlie stuff. 20minutes later, 2 fine gentleman walked down the stairs and we thanked them for leaving, so we could have a table. They responded, "If we had known you were out here we would have invited you to our table"...darn. We continued to wait and 2 more large parties left....hmmm, why are we still in this alley? So, at 9:36 I called again. I said we are the party of 3 and wondering if there was a table, he said they are cleaning the tables. I asked if we should go to Citizen Public house for a drink instead if they needed time, since it was cold that night. He responded, "I don't care what you do." WHAT!? SNAP, Lisa got bitchy! "The only reason I am standing in this stupid alley is because the bartender told us to come tonight because he thought my friend from Chicago would enjoy the crafty cocktails." All of a sudden there is another voice on the phone. It was the bartender. He said it would be five minutes while they clear the tables. I said okay and hung up. My friend was pissed, and she is impatient anyway, and wanted to go immediately... we waited till 9:47 and nobody came to let us in. 3 other groups had come up behind us and my friend told them they should go somewhere else. We told them to go to Mable's on Main where you can go have an amazing cocktail in 'speak-easy-ish atmosphere' with great service and no wait for half the price. In the end, I was embarassed I even took my friend there, she was supremely annoyed. We stood outside in an alley for 45 minutes, in the cold, and ended up talking 10 people into going to another bar. We found great drinks, for half the price, and better service at another joint. The reasons it gets 2 stars and not 1 is the bartender who we met the night before at Citizen Public house is a good bartender and I have been here before on my birthday and we had a good time, but the drinks are expensive and they add an automatic 20% gratuity which is also stupid. I don't foresee this place lasting long because the customer service is really horrible, and you really only need to experience a 'unique' place like this once. Not to mention the prices are ridiculous for a cocktail that you have to wait 20minutes for it's assembly. Now that I think about it, you really do just spend a lot of time waiting. Also, you owner idiots, if you are going to make people wait outside while you have open tables, you should probably have a different exit than your entrance. I had such a bad experience I think I have boycotted Citizen Public House as well... what a shame.
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Output: Wonderfully cheap happy hour and lunch specials. We're talking four dollars for a half-pound burger and drink. The full-price appetizer menu was tasty, but a little expensive for the amount of food. I definitely recommend Skip and Jan's if you're looking to watch a weekend sporting event and want to enjoy some inexpensive food. The service is 5 stars.
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output: Went with a party of 10 this past weekend for my best friend's birthday extravaganza. We had teppanyaki and our chef was terrific. He was very funny, inviting, and did a great job with everyone's food. We had a range of dishes from seafood to chicken to very well done steak and our chef handled it all with his silly little giggle. The happy hour prices can't be beat, but man once you get out of happy hour, the drink prices are STEEP! We had drinks, appetizers, sushi, and then teppanyaki. The calamari was chewy, but the bbq chicken egg rolls are great. The drinks were yummy. I have no idea what kind of sushi we had, but it was pretty darn tasty too. The only reason this isn't a five star review is that our server had the personality of a rock. If he cracked a smile, it might have killed him. We spent collectively close to $500 and I don't think he could have cared any less about us. Too bad too because it reflected in his tip and generally we are pretty generous tippers. We'll go back to Sapporo in a heartbeat though. The people watching is tremendous!
Q: negative

A:
This place is legendary in the valley, and I have to say, I have NO idea why. I went there expecting to see things like cod and halibut on the menu, like a real fish & chips joint. I expected the fish to be filleted and hand battered, like a real fish & chips joint. I expected they'd know what tartar sauce is, like real fish & chips joints do. All my expectations were dashed when what I got in my little deli basket was a preformed, previously frozen slab of "fish" that I could have just as easily gotten at a grocery store with a Van De Kamp label on the box and cooked in my toaster oven, and fries (chips) that might have well said Oreida on them. And a puzzled "WTF? look when I asked for tartar sauce. Simply, stunningly, awful.