Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: I would give minus stars if that was an option as today's visit to Poundsavers will cost me in a couple of ways. Allow me to explain. My watch battery needed replacing. I intended to go to a jewelers but saw a sign outside Poundsavers advertising all watch batteries replaced. The man behind the counter said it was fine and I would be able to collect my watch in some minutes with the new battery. On retrieving my watch the man insisted on placing it on my wrist for me and although I thought this a bit odd I was okay with it as I would inspect the backing once I left the store. I paid for the new battery and left (can't believe they had the gull to charge me for it!). Upon inspecting the backing I noted many large and deep grooves where he attempted to prise the backing off without any intelligence as well as a significant chunk missing from the watch (this is a very nice wood watch which I adore). I was enraged and reentered the store only to receive terrible customer service. The man insisted it was the fault of the manufacturer, that it was a cheap plastic watch anyway, that my battery was replaced as I asked and he could have done no better a job (I've no doubt of the last statement!). After pointlessly pushing my case that had brought in a complete watch and left with a broken one, which I would have happily taken somewhere else if there had been any indication from himself that he was struggling with getting the backing off (but there wasn't), and that I had every right to be upset, particularly given that he tried to deceive me by placing the watch on my wrist so that I might not notice his savagery, (which he in no way denied and it was obvious from his speech and manner that he knew he had damaged my property), another man working there said they would be willing to refund the cost of the battery. Well, better than nothing but the cost of the repair would be better! As it was clear this was the best I was going to get from this simpleminded lot and that further efforts would be better spent hitting my head off of a brick wall, I was 'kindly' asked once and again and again to leave. At no point did I raise my voice beyond a reasonable level or curse or dance around like a maniac but I certainly felt justly angered for this treatment, expressed myself calmly and coherently and was met with idiocy and false truths. Needless to say I would not shop at Poundsavers if it was the only show in town after the brutality my watch endured and the treatment I subsequently received today. Very disappointed!
Q: negative

A: While the sales pitch and proposal process was fine, it was everything that occurred after the initial appointment, that was terrible. I had to call no less than three times to get my service scheduled, each time with a promise they would get back to me and nothing. The sales representative said we would be scheduled within a week on February 22nd and that turned into three weeks and when I finally called the last time to cancel the project altogether, it was, oh, we have a cancellation, we can come the day after tomorrow. How long would it have been if there was no cancellation? Next were the installers that were absolutely horrible, and one, if not both, should be terminated based on their attitude and extremely poor work ethic. They neglected to accomplish anything close to what the sales person told me they would, even stating that sales people always promise the world. I vividly recall the sales rep stating that RetroFoam would put everything back as it was found, that is all I really wanted. Not only did my 68-year old mother-in-law have to continuously remind them to move the furniture back in place, she had to take photos of the television and A/V components so your installers could put it back together again. Even then, one installer argued with her about what they are accountable for doing. She spent over an hour cleaning up and replacing things where they were supposed to be, and that was just on inside of the house, not just the slight product run-off you spoke of. When I arrived home that evening, I had to call again as they completely dismantled two sheds and left the pieces of the sheds and all the shed contents laying all over my backyard. They left the touch up paint out and open, paint brushes laying around, spilled paint, food and beverage containers from their lunch, and all of which where my dog could get at it. Not to mention, again, all of the shed contents everywhere and a ridiculous amount of foam in my pool. How does that happen? It was so ridiculous that I thought your guys were coming back the next day because they were unable to finish, it was in that much of a disarray. While you sent the installers back out the next day, after yet another phone call to you, they corrected MAYBE 50% of what they left laying around and successfully damaged one of the sheds enough to where it doesn't close anymore, a $349 unit. Additionally, as a result of the install, our home phone service stopped working. It seems your product got into the phone jacks causing replacement jacks to be required. This took my time to contact Cox Communications and to be home for them to come and trouble shoot and replace the issues, a $150 fee for this matter. Let alone the issue of not having home phone service for a week. Sure, I could have called you about this, but I didn't want anyone from your company back on my property after these experiences. We will be discouraging anyone from this company and their services.
Problem: What would be an example of an positive (OPTIONS:
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Answer: Came here based on Yelp reviews...I will definitely be a repeat customer. Marcy did a full face threading for me and I cannot say enough how pleased I am with the results. I trusted her judgement on how my brows should be shaped. She did a fantastic job. One of my brows isn't as filled in so she shaped it and then added brow powder to make it look fuller. My brows have never looked so good. I also found the whole threading procedure to be quite relaxing. Another plus is that they are so ok with walk-ins.
Input: OPTIONS:
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Generate a positive review for a place
Output: The staff is incredibly friendly, they apologized for the mix up, accommodated me and took care of me for having to wait. I really appreciated that. I came the day after tough mudder and Trinh was AMAZING (I didn't forget the 'h') she made sure she didn't hurt me, painted slow and precise, and has a fantastic personality. I will be back, I will be loyal. This place is definitely my "spot" in LV for nails/toes! Thank you Trinh:) (your tiger stripes are A-maze)
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output: I went here for breakfast and loved every second of it- only wish there was a Flying Biscuit in Boston! I got the High Flyer breakfast which was way too much food, but a great mix of everything. The grits were probably the best I've ever had, and I didn't leave one bite behind- they were creamy & delicious. The oatmeal pancake with peach compote & the biscuit which had just a little bit of sugar on top, were equally good. Knowing I wouldn't be able to eat all of that food, I left the eggs behind since I figured I could get those anywhere! Cute space, open floor plan, friendly service, reasonable prices. If I had to dock points for anything it would be that they're located in a strip mall which is a little less appealing, but for food this good who gives a flying biscuit?!
Q: negative

A:
Sadly, I won't be returning to Herbs and Rye. My favorite waiter, Ronnie, informed me the last time I was there that the new manager has instituted a very high corkage policy that is nothing short of punitive. Given that this restaurant has a very limited, not to mention mediocre, wine selection, punishing wine collectors like me is a breathtakingly stupid policy. Here's a math lesson for this boy-wonder manager, who will no doubt be managing an Arby's in the future: Fair corkage in a restaurant should be the cost of the lowest-priced glass of wine on the menu....which is what I had. That means the restaurant made a few dollars on the sale. If they had charged me the same as that glass of wine to open my bottle, let's say $12, that would have been pure profit....and they wouldn't have lost a customer. So stupid.