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An example of an positive review: I hate buffets, but this one is fantastic. I've only ever been on Sundays (hey, might as well enjoy the Champagne for a few extra dollars). I would recommend getting there as early as possible--the line gets long very quickly. We have a 1-year-old son, and he went with us. They didn't charge for him, and they sat us in a room with all of the other families. I think he enjoyed the food more than we did... In terms of food, you can expect all of your usual buffet favorites plus a few higher-end things that I wasn't expecting: Crab meat omlettes, very large shrimp, roasted turkey, pork tenderloin, as well as tons of wonderful desserts and pastries. My champagne glass never got empty, and the server also kept us loaded up on orange juice (mmmm Mimosas!).

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An example of an negative review: Won't be back! The nail polish is watered down and didn't dry.. So my pedi is already not shiny and messed up... After a few hours! The gel examples they show are not a true reflection of what the color actually is, and good luck getting them to match a non-gel pedi! So not worth the $65!

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An example of an negative review: Absolutely horrible. The building has been recently remodeled because it burned. I'd guess the insurance company didn't cover a replacement broom, vacuum and cleaning supplies. My arms stuck to the new table, the floor was really littered with garbage and my silverware was dirty. Gross. It was 2pm on Sat and dead. No excuse for dirty. The waitress was really nice, I think her name was Sarah. She was personable and attentive. She's the only reason I'd give this place a star at all. I ordered a Gyro sandwich. It came with fries and a bowl of soup. I ordered Broccoli Cheese soup. I think if I heated up some Velveeta and added a gallon of water to it, then tossed in a bunch of dirty, uncut broccoli, I could duplicate the Sir Hobo recipe. I wish the rest of the meal was that good. When the Gyro arrived, it reeked of rotten deer carcass, the plate was filthy and the fries were colder than Alaska in December. I'm not joking. The Gyro tasted so bad that I had to spit a mouthful of it into a napkin and slug down a glass of water to cleanse the horse-s--t taste from my mouth. Sarah noticed that I hadn't eaten my food, she offered to remove it from the bill with out me asking. I would normally applaude that gesture, but some older foreign lady (I assume the owner) came over and told her not to do that. "I'll make you new sandwich," said the old lady. I declined. I figured I couldn't choke down another bite of the garbage they call food. I paid my 9 dollars for a lousy cup of liquid Velveeta and left. I bet the Dairy Queen across the parking lot is glad that Sir Hobo's is back open. I wonder how many people have done what I did... walk to DQ and had an ice cream cone to try to clean the aftertaste of death and decay from my mouth. Never again. I'd go to DQ instead.

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An example of an negative review: Stay away! Took my dog to get groomed, they cut her ear and clip her against the hair. $50.00 never again. Plus the dog food is very exepenseive. The sales help is very inexperienced!