Sentiment analysis: This has got to be the WORST McDonald's ever. I have lived less than a mile from it for 4 years. I am not big on McDonald's, but my kids are. I have learned to drive miles out of my way to go to another McDonald's. Inevitably, though, out of laziness or maybe hope, I keep trying this McDonald's only to have the order screwed up or something to be wrong with the food (stale french fry grease anyone?) or both. Nothing like the look of disappointment on a child's face when their french frys taste of stale grease. I am not sure if this is a franchise store or corporate owned, but it has consistently been TERRIBLE for FOUR YEARS. This McDonald's just needs to be NUKED from orbit.
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negative

Sentiment analysis: This is one of my favorite events in Phoenix - I can't believe that I didn't review it last year!! Cupcakes. Cupcakes. Cupcakes. I love it!!! There are a few dozen bakeries/restaurants here each with multiple cupcake flavors. Since its easy to overdose, even on the mini cupcakes, my partner and I usually split 1 mini between the 2 of us, that way we can try many without going in to a diabetic shock. I always appreciate the "weird" flavors - this year, I have to give a special shout out to Urban Cookies for their tomato soup/grilled cheese cupcake and Barb's for their chocolate chipotle cupcake. This year, the event organizers attempted a "tasting ticket" system where you were supposed to only get 6 or 7 samples...to everyone's fortune, very few bakers followed this rule and were handing out samples left and right to their adoring fans. Thank you, bakers!! There are also really cute t-shirts, cupcake eating contests, amazing raffle prizes, free photos, coupons galore, cocktails and more cupcakes. I love the location this event is at - The Valley Ho Hotel - although a slightly larger space would be nice. Alright, I'm off to the gym...
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positive

Sentiment analysis: I had high hopes for this place as I often eyed it whenever I was walking through the HRH, thinking it would be a tasty place to come and have a meal with friends. Sadly, my hopes and dreams were crushed. Nay- thrown on the ground, stomped on, and then stuffed into a blender to be pulverized. Ok, so maybe I'm being a drama queen. But really this place did not impress me AT ALL. The prices were high, and the food was bland. About the only thing I enjoyed was the bacon I stole off my friend's turkey club. I should've listened to Drew and stuck to the fried foods. My adventurous side said hey- who can't make a good chicken alfredo? Lucky's. Lucky's can't make a good chicken alfredo. If I was drunk... then just MAYBE would this have been borderline ok. But I wasn't. And after my meal I was still hungry, like 15 dollars poorer, and very very :(
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negative