Problem: Write a positive yelp review.
A: OMG! After months of driving past Cafe Rio without stopping, we finally stopped in and ate. Wish we had done it sooner! Fresh wonderful food! We went back two days in a row. Fresh food, clean premises, great tastes! Cross between fast food and traditional Mexican restaurant, but wonderful. To bad they don't have a bar on premises. We give them 5 stars all the way!

Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A: This chain used to have good food. Now everything but the chicken sucks and sucks badly. I go here to sing karaoke, I'll eat someplace else.

Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A:
Pirate show is great... Well, it's great if you have kids. No, I don't have kids.