Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer: Wahoo's is in a few words: a God send. The Calimex/Baja inspired menu has strong variety and some of the best prices in town considering the quality of the food. This isn't typical bar food. My personal favorite dish there to get are the Wahoo Fries (with black beans). You'll thank me later... They are life changing. Other recommendations include the Burning Rolls and Carne Asada Tacos. The best thing is that everything looks and tastes fresh.... While being extremely easy on your wallet. The bar is pretty standard fare, though I've gone to Wahoos during twilight hours only, so I am ignorant to happy hour specials they run for their food and drinks, which I am sure are numerous. If you ever visit Wahoos late night, make sure you get Brian as your bartender, great, great guy. The ambiance of Wahoos is pretty upbeat, you get a California beach vibe from the decor and lighting, and it isn't so drab like other variety bars. Overall, given the bang for your buck, I must give Wahoos my highest recommendation. 5 stars.

Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer: Be scared, be very scared.... in a good way. This was my first time atHash House A Go Go and wow was shocked to see how big the portions were. I got a simple plate of scrambled eggs, bacon and hash browns and a biscuit and I couldnt even finish it all. Another member of our party had their famous chicken and waffles and the plate was a marvel. Our waiter was great, very attentive and had a funny attitude that we all enjoyed. Really enjoyed my visit here. Its a little tricky to find as you have to take a small elevator up to the restaurant itself, but its well worth the treck!

Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer:
The Tryon House is as old-school southern diner thats been around long before diners or Southern food became cool again. (The ageing interior definitely bears witness to this). While I'm partial to both, my meal at the Tryon House "did the job" and little else. Like all good diners, the Tryon House has blue plate specials; the holy trinity of a meat, veggie, and a starch. The blue plate special are around $6.50. In my case, it was a hamburger steak covered in yellow onions and brown gravy, green beans, and yams. While not impressive or particularly flavorful, the food sticks to your ribs. And of course, its served with a complementary chicken soup (more like chicken broth) and cornbread. Our waitress was quick if not hurried for no apparent reason. She literally whisked herself after every order, refill, and "How's everything going?". Thats a bit unnerving, but I didn't have high expectations at a diner. Will I go back? Hmmm, maybe. Like all good diners, I'm sure Tryon House has that one dish that really defines them (think Grecian Chicken at Ted's or fried squash at Crown Point). Tryon House is certainly not a destination for me, but its cheap and near my job. It seems like fair bet for lunch if I'm craving diner fare.