input: Write a positive yelp review.
output: Well, well...I'm the 100th review for SideBar. Appropriate, I say. What can I say...love this bar! It's got this "neighborhood bar" vibe without the look of being tired, old, boringly familiar...get me? The drink concoctions are deliciously dangerous (meaning: the good kind). Owner and uber-hip Josh Parry knows how to blend natural fruit juices, herbs and spices, and even horchata to come up with a drink that is can be so addicting...in a good way of course. The ambiance is urban lounge-y, dark and private enough that you can have an intimate date here or show up with not a lot of make-up on and still look good. The crowd varies from young professionals, to hipsters, to government notables, to quirky artists...a good mix. Josh invites DJ on weekends and always holds fun events every now and then. Personally, I am a fan of SideBar and Josh because they know their downtown PHX community. They are always ready to support a good cause and realize the importance of keeping the downtown scene alive. I have hosted two social events at SideBar and both were well attended (100+ guests) simply because they know that SideBar will graciously accommodate
input: Write a negative yelp review.
output: It's not terrible, but for the price and the reviews i thought it should have been a lot better! The French onion soup was so salty!! I had to ask for more baguettes to even try and finish it. It was cool to try some escargots though. I hate the seating policy of how everyone has to be there in order to be seated. It's unnecessary when the entire restaurant is empty.
input: Write a negative yelp review.
output:
Being from Champaign, It's clear that restaurants on campus thrive off of the thousands of students that suddenly appear near September and leave in May. However, some of the restaurants that have established themselves on campus have forgotten the basics of running a business, and the only reason why they're still open Is because of the franchise name. To who ever owns and operates DPD on campus; if it wasn't for your Party Zone with hot sauce instead of marinara, given the excess time it takes for your employees to make it and how much they clearly don't give a fuck, I would tell you to lock the doors and call it. If you had a clear business strategy with a strong positive customer base, I wouldn't be telling you this nor would you be only located in a little Shit ran strip mall on the west side of Green st. Step your Shit up.