Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Ex Input:
Someone Ping executes a series of roundhouse kicks. As they face off again, someone

Ex Output:
picks up a few leaves.

Ex Input:
He confidently enters the park. Farther along, the mustached stranger

Ex Output:
goes to the window again.

Ex Input:
They are staring at someone. In fact, he

Ex Output:
is wearing all winter clothes and collecting squirts of cards.