In this task, five ordered key facts are given. All the given facts are expressed in natural language. Your job is to generate a story 100 to 1000 words long, that includes all the facts given as input in their order of appearance while expanding upon them to produce a broader, yet coherent, narrative.
Q: Fact1: Katakuris are four-generation family of failures, Fact2: road running nearby is supposed to be expanded up to house, Fact3: second guest dies of heart attack during tryst with underage girlfriend, Fact4: recently divorced daughter claims to be nephew of Queen Elizabeth II herself, Fact5: clue lead him to uncover string of disappearing guests
A:
The Katakuris are a fourgeneration family of failures: patriarch Masao Katakuri Kenji Sawada, his wife Terue Keiko Matsuzaka, his father Jinpei Tetsuro Tamba, his formerly criminal son Masayuki Shinji Takeda, his divorced daughter Shizue Naomi Nishida, her child Yurie Tamaki Miyazaki, who narrates the film, and their dog, Pochi. The family uses the fathers redundancy pay to purchase a large old home situated on a former garbage dump near Mount Fuji that they have named the 'White Lovers Inn. They have the intention of converting it into a bed breakfast, since the road running nearby is supposed to be expanded up to the house, which would bring many guests and tourists. However, the road hasnt been expanded yet and the Katakuris subsequently have no guests. When one finally shows up, a TV personality, sans clothes, he subsequently commits suicide during the night, and the Katakuris make the decision to save their business by burying the body and concealing the death. The second guest, a Sumo wrestler, also dies of a heart attack during a tryst with his underage girlfriend, who also dies. Somehow, each of their guests ends up deadby suicide, accident or murderand pretty soon the bodies in the back yard begin to pile up. The Katakuris soon find themselves sucked into a nightmare of lies and fear not helped by the arrival of the daughters conman boyfriend, an escaped murderer with police in hot pursuit, and an erupting volcano. Meanwhile, the recently divorced daughter falls in love with Richard Sagawa Kiyoshiro Imawano, a mysterious U.S. naval officer who looks suspiciously Japanese but claims to be the nephew of Queen Elizabeth II herself. Just when Richard bungles onto a clue that might lead him to uncover the string of disappearing guests, a nearby volcano begins rumbling to life.