Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: **LivingSocial coupon users beware** Doesn't even deserve a star. A very deceptive desk lady and a disappointing experience. Was given a two massage "gift" for my wife and I through Living Social. Called to make an appointment and the desk lady gave us the "you can't use it for two people. Didn't you read the fine print?" runaround. I contacted the person who gave us the coupon and they decided to give us another so we could both go, so I called back to schedule an appointment. They couldn't do it on a few days that we could because they were "remodeling." I explained that my wife and I live overseas and only had a week and a half to get both massages. The desk lady promised me she would get us in twice before we leave, but refused to schedule the second ahead of time. She said they can't do that until the first appointment, but again PROMISED she would get us in both times before we leave... more on that later. We arrived to the place in shambles and obviously in the middle of being remodeled (why were they even open?). Holes in the drywall being patched and scraped down, paint cans laying around, the whole nine yards. The lady at the desk had her back turned to us and barely looked up to greet us when we walked in. We filled out the paperwork and noticed right away that one if not two of the workers were obviously under the influence. Not a great first impression. Both ladies who gave us the massage were friendly and the massage itself was good. Though it was a bit uncomfortable in the tiny room with the smell of alcohol and the cramped quarters. The room smelled like strong alcohol every time one of the ladies breathed. Not an ideal environment for a massage. I had asked when I made the reservation for my wife and I to be in the same room for the massage, so they stuffed us in a room the size of a walk in closet. The ladies could barely move around the tables and kept knocking things over throughout the 90 mins. Again, I want to stress, the massage was great, I just couldn't be more unimpressed with the overall experience. We got dressed and walked out to schedule the second time and SURPRISE... they were all booked up. I threw out all the dates and times that we could before we left the country to go back home, but all we're taken for "paying customers and clients" (does a coupon not count as a paying customer?). She passive aggressively suggested we should have come in sooner, even though I explained we weren't even in the same state. There were obviously huge gaps on the calendar open on her computer screen, but she assured me they were all booked until the day after we left. Convenient. The desk lady then explained that I could just give the coupon to someone else (something she had already told me on the phone we could not do), so after being lied to the first time I asked her to write it on the coupons. She only wrote it on one and I had to ask her to wrote it on both. I'm pretty sure she will still try to argue about it with the poor souls who we may or may not give these coupon to. The cherry on the cake was that after being lied to and offered no practical help to get us our second massage; I was chased out into the parking lot by the desk lady asking for a tip. I explained that I don't tip for the level of service and unprofessionalism we experienced (mostly her fault). Never done that in my life. She gave me a guilt trip about how the ladies were on commission and also passive aggressively indicated that I was unaware of the cultural norms in America. Ha! I'm pretty sure being drunk on the job is not up to cultural norms in America either. I explained that I would not tip for that kind of service and for being treated as a second class customer to their "paying" clients. This is the first negative review I've ever posted on yelp and probably a waste of time. But I wrote it because the level of customer service from the desk lady WAS REALLY THAT BAD! I left asking the question, why offer a coupon on LivingSocial if you're going to treat those paying customers like garbage? Still a mystery to me. Stay away!!!
Q: negative

A: Group of 5 guys just wanting some coffee and a small meal. Food was good but for starters; the coffee was cold, everyone had to ask for fresh coffee. Waitress didn't even know the menu and asked " what else am I supposed to ask you on that one?" Ha! Are you kidding me. Ohh and as soon as we enter the door the first thing you hear is cursing, by the staff!?! Come on people....
Problem: What would be an example of an positive (OPTIONS:
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Answer: Pretty decent restaurant, just not as amazing as I was expecting. Went here on a date with my husband and we both agree it's not a great date spot unless you don't like to talk to your significant other. It was far too loud for any sort of conversation and the tables were so close together you could hear what everyone around you was discussing. On the flip side, the food was very nice. We had the Caesar Salad, Salmon Hot & Cold (scrumptious), Duck Two Ways, Filet & Short Ribs, and the apple and baklava desserts. Everything came out gorgeously plated, though we found the portions to be a little small. The salmon app was cooked to perfection, as was my duck breast. The husband insists his short ribs could have been cooked more, but I had some and they were pretty tasty. One random side-note: there was a medley of delicious but unidentifiable roasted root veggies on my plate and one of them (the orange-ish one) I hated violently. It tasted like sour dirt. I am confident it's a personal preference, but I'd love to know what it was so I can avoid it in the future. I don't think it was the turnips. Back to the food: dessert was also very tasty, if a bit small-portioned. And, as an added bonus, Spoon has a great specialty cocktail list. I had the Vancouver in a Glass, which was wonderfully scotch-y and weirdly effervescent. In my opinion, an imaginative specialty cocktail menu gives a restaurant serious bonus points. It's also worth noting that they had a very extensive wine menu. The service was not bad, not awesome either though. I'm still not sure who my server was, which made it that much harder to tip. At least three people came to the table more than once, and we were a little over-waited on. Overall, I'll be back, but preferably with a group
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Generate a positive review for a place
Output: I took my lunch here i like it is different than others you can choose your food by your self and they will cooked it in front of you
Q: positive

A:
This place is excellent for lunch or take out dinner. The Pad thai is the best in Charlotte, the green curry dish is also excellent. If you like spicy food (really spicy), you need to try the Sum Tum Salad... it is made with green papaya, tomatoes and lettuce. It is fresh and flavorful. On a hot day, I can't think of something better.