input: Write a negative yelp review (OPTIONS:
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output: Well, as stated in the previous review of their lunch buffet, we finally went for dinner, and were horribly disappointed to discover a night-and-day comparison between the lunch and dinner. I had gnocchi, she had Veal Imperial, and we ordered 'traditional style' which meant for an addition $4 it came with marinated mushrooms, Clams Casino, soup and salad. My friend left 1/3 of her veal dish on her plate and didn't want to take it home. I took a bite, and my tongue experienced absolutely no flavor, to the extent that I had to take a sip of my iced tea to see if I was getting a cold and losing my sense of taste. I could taste the tea. I could taste absolutely NOTHING from her veal. With the gnocchi, I ordered the sausage, which was again $3 extra, and when it arrived it was a flat sausage patty cut in half, that tasted like a dry sausage McMuffin patty. The salad was basic iceberg lettuce and a few other veggies. The wedding soup had two tiny meatballs and about 1/3 cup of celery. The meal in general was a total disaster, but we ordered dessert anyway, and the tiramisu was still partially frozen. Then the bill came to over $82. We could not believe that we'd enjoyed the lunch buffet so completely, which was only $7.95, and that this dinner, as overpriced as it already was, was so completely void of flavor and character. It's baffling to comprehend that an Italian restaurant that's been around as long as they have would still survive with these prices and total lack of quality for dinner. We had gone in with such high hopes. But honestly, for dinner, it was such a huge let-down, we'll never go back. We'll go to the lunch buffet, but never to dinner. It was truly, truly just plain sad.
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output: I have not stayed at MGM. Stayed at Signature for I heart radio music festival- we only slept at Signature and were at MGM all weekend, so my reviews are strictly for everything EXCEPT the rooms . 1. Pool- We floated the lazy river. My husband and I are twenty somethings and expected a "normal" (adult) vegas pool. The lazy river felt identical to a KIDS WATER PARK. They shuffle you through like cattle (kids), and send you on your way. The only restaurant at the lazy river is kiddie park style... you wait in a line of metal aisles, place your order at the window and wait for your number. The "pool bar" is the same way. Next come the pool lockers! I'll admit, they were very handy when you get to the river and realize, "why did I bring my purse, I'm floating a river and won't be in the pool right next to my belongings that I can keep an eye on all day". Thank God for the lockers. They are in broad daylight- not in the back of some wet room, so they were in great view of everyone and I trusted no one would break in. Next come the TUBES! Tube rental to float the river was a ridiculous $16.00/each. I will say there was AMPLE seating- no one wants to hunt for a layout chair or place to eat! Especially when you're walking around in wedge heels and a bikini trying to suck in and look good. Lots of seating (+)! The river itself is pretty narrow. This wouldn't be a problem if 3/4 of the crowd weren't using it as a pool and parked on the sides. We just bumped into everyone, but we didn't care. What we did care about were the kids.... I've never seen so many kids at a Vegas pool in my life... with their mom... on an apparent girls weekend and didn't care if her 7 year old intentionally kicked and splashed everyone. Bummer :(. Babies in floats coming by you, kids diving for rings... I. Am. Not. Kidding. In Vegas in September, I expect to spent majority of my time at the pool, and I will definitely not be back to this one. PROS: 1.Poolside drink service was AWESOME!! They have servers all over and get your drinks quickly. 2. You can drink in the pool!! Some hotels these days (ahem, ARIA!) won't even let you get 2 feet near the pool with a drink. They provided clear plastic cups and we were set. CONS 1. Kids :( 2. Felt like we were at disney world, but I guess MGM never claimed to be a high end luxory hotel 3. Someone pooped in the pool... or vomitted...r so we heard- first came the life guards yelling, then came everyone rushing out of the pool, which was closed for the rest of the day. Is it weird that this is not the first time I've witnessed this in Vegas?? 2. Shopping-Do not expect to find anything nicer than Forever 21 clothes in MGM. Cheap glitter dresses and plastic heels are about all you'll find. Oh and Ed Hardy hats :) 3. Sports Book- we were in the sports book are for about 4 hours watching football. Seating is a 4 on my scale, it was packed, you had to fight for a seat. Cocktail servers were BEYOND terrible- that's why we ended up leaving. $2,000 bet and you get 2 free drink tickets. Not right if you ask me, but that's the rules. SO here we are PAYING for drinks, and the service was awful. End of story. 3. Restaurants- MGM's only saving grace!! PLENTY of dining options and they are all beautiful appointed. We ate a Craftsteak which is awesome. Also, dine at Diego which is HIGHLY underrated! The best Tex-Mex i've ever had. Really wish we could have tried out Shibuya sushi! Point being- I will only revisit MGM for a meal.
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output:
NOT a fan of Panera Bread! We miss Paradise Bakery at Alma School Road and Queen Creek. Its too bad Panera did not more closely follow Paradise Bakery's business model as they had a very good thing going and were busy ALL the time! There is a reason for that. At Panera, there is not much flexibility in choosing/making your own salad, the bread choices for sandwiches are not as fresh or delicious, they do not include a cookie with the sandwiches and the decor is very corporate and doesn't feel authentic. Even miss the mango iced tea and diet Dr. Pepper. Also, they put chips on your plate and don't offer choices. On opening day, they ran out of chips and provided buns as a SIDE with their sandwiches. How could they not have been more prepared?? All in all, its just the little things. I really hope a Wildflower would come down to this area of Chandler as do not plan to visit Panera any time soon. We will continue to drive up to Paradise Bakery at Ray Rd and the I-10 or the 101. Hopefully, Panera takes note and starts to make changes, quickly!!