Problem: Write a positive (OPTIONS:
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A: Not sure if I am the only person, but I find the whole ordering process here a tad annoying. You pick out a brown paper bag based upon the sandwich you choose and then proceed to take a test about what you will be eating. After a few trips, I finally think I've figured out how to fully bubble in the appropriate circles for the toppings of my choice, but I still have scan-tron flashbacks everytime I order. While I appreciate the effort to come up with an inventive concept, all those standardized tests may have scarred me for life, but I digress. The sandwiches here are solid and a nice change of pace from Subway. I feel singlehandedly responsible for the rapid growth of that franchise, but even I have a limit to how many times I can eat Subway in a month. The Wicked looks pretty awesome, but my diet keeps me eating the sandwiches which are conveniently marked "LITE." I've enjoyed everything I've ever eaten here. The bacon here (okay, I cheated once and got some) is actually bacon bits and better than it sounds. If you like spicy, do yourself a favor and order the hot pepper mix on any sandwich and don't forget to grab a handful of paper towels before you cop a squat.
Q: positive

A: I have had dogs my whole life and have been to many different Vets around Scottsdale and Phoenix. I got a new puppy in July and a friend recommended Dr. Bracken so highly that I decided to go instead of taking her to my regular vet. I signed her up on the puppy plan which is great when you have a new puppy. It includes all shots, nail trimmings, visits and a discount on spaying. Dr. Bracken is the sweetest, most caring vet I have ever been to, he takes time to teach you puppy training and answers any and all questions you may have. I have since taken my two other dogs and transferred their medical records to his office. You can tell on your first visit that Dr. Bracken's office is very busy but he is worth the wait. He loves dogs just as much as you do and isn't driven by the all mighty dollar that so many other vets exude. I would trust his honest, straight forward opinion over any one else!!!!!! I normally don't write that many reviews but if you love your dogs as much as I do, you'd taken them here!
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer: Pizza was just bad plus the dough was not cooked all the way and it took along time for delivery and I only live a few mins away. I want to give this place a second chance since it's so close and I see other positive reviews. But my first time eating there was just awful
Input: OPTIONS:
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Generate a negative review for a place
Output: Terrible. Flavorless. Disappointing. These are the words that come to mind when I think of our "meal" at Taco Maker. We stopped after walking the strip during the craziness of March Madness weekend and just wanted a temporary reprieve -- an easy meal and some peace and quiet. We stopped by the Fashion Show Mall - which looked pretty fancy - and saw the food court. Even though there was hardly anyone in the food court, we wondered, how bad can it be? The answer: really bad. We picked out poison: Taco Maker. It looked promising. We got veggie nachos and a veggie burrito. The person making it nachos barely put any cheese on it (and they first wanted to go cheese sauce on me) and thus it was disgustingly bland. The veggie burrito looked promising, but it had no taste (especially of course for the plentiful taste of salt). 0 for 2. We left the mall feeling disappointed, unsatisfied, and, of course, extremely gassy. They really should rename Taco Maker to Fart Maker. Steer clear.
input: Write a negative yelp review (OPTIONS:
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output: The 2 stars is for the view. You can see the Bellagio waterfall. The food was ridiculous. Overpriced panda express. Ordered the General Taos chicken and it tasted like they put heinz ketchup in there.
Q: positive

A:
Yum! As I have stated in prior reviews, I am NOT a Thai food professional! Don't get me wrong, I like Thai food more than I should and I have been on a kick the past few months, but I rarely varie from Pad Thai or Curry. That said, I was EXTREMELY tempted to wonder off my path and attempt a new item or two (but didn't due to a long road trip home and I did NOT want to chance something not sitting right - if you know what I mean). They did screw our order up (wifes curry WAY too spicy for her and my Pad Thai not nearly spicy enough). We just swapped plates and enjoyed each others meals (no complaints from me, I really like spicy curry). The food is good, staff is helpful and friendly. The restaurant is not the nicest I have been in (you can tell from the outside you will not be experiencing fine dinning) - but again, I am not really complaining. The place is clean, just older. My wife and I enjoyed looking at pictures of all the famous people who have enjoyed a meal or two here and even though the place was packed, we got a table quickly and our food came out fast. Overall it was a great experience and next time I am in Vegas I will try something new at Lotus of Siam!