Problem: Randy had an easier time travelling in Paris than Dennis because

My choice: Dennis can't speak any French.

Problem: To visit Brian in Rome, Robert flew there but visited a hotel first because

My choice: Brian wanted to clean his house.

Problem: The sushi rotted on the counter unless it was put in the cooler, as the

My choice: cooler protected it from contamination.

Problem: Kenneth asked Jason for some tips on growing the perfect mustache, but

My choice:
Jason had never had one before.