Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

[Q]: A flash of light reveals someone crawling along the ceiling behind him. Someone
[A]: kicks someone in her arms, knocking her unconscious.

[Q]: People head over to people. People
[A]: are arriving at the shore.

[Q]: Someone suddenly hurtles up out of the water. He
[A]:
swings from a small branch sending him sprawling.