input: Write a positive yelp review.
output: Had the raw pizza from the $15 menu. Really unique and flavorful! Definitely a gem, though I recommend ordering takeout, as their service isn't nearly as good
input: Write a negative yelp review.
output: Hey goatee guy with attitude waiving your arms at me at 6:10PM tonight when I try to get my car washed at what I hope is your Employer's place of business: You are a fool.. I didn't know that you were closed at 6, the day after Phoenix had a nice mud bath on my car. I had to pull into your decrepit lot to turn around once I realized that you were closed. you didn't have to flail your arms like a little girl and cry out "you're the 15th person who pulled in here just now" you know why Sherlock? Every F'n Car Wash place was swamped today because of the storm last night. Your boss was too stupid to realize he or she could have made a few bucks by keeping your sorry ass working a few hours during rush hour when people were driving home. Your attitude sucks and is indicative ( look it up) as to why you will never amount to anything above, well, a car wash attendant.
input: Write a negative yelp review.
output:
I tried the pancakes and was asked if I wanted bacon to go along with it. The pancakes were extremely bland and the bacon was overcooked. The orange juice was watered down as well. Good service but the food is well below sub-par.