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Output: I'm really surprised at all the good reviews of this place. We have been trying to find a good Indian place in the area and chose here because of the good reviews. The bottom line is that all of the food was extremely bland. We got the vegetable samosa, shrimp vindaloo, Bangan Bhartha, and garlic naan. The vegetable samosa's crust was very hard and didn't flake off like I'm used to, the filling was average (this was the best tasting thing we got). The shrimp vindaloo was in a very watery bland sauce that reminded me of italian tomato sauce. The Bangan Bhartha was just unbelievably bland. The atmosphere of the place was not bad and the service was pretty good. I didn't even want to keep eating after the first couple of bites.

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Output: Come here on a Sunday when you're hungover. Pick a table in the center of the dining room and vegetatively sit and stare out of the large plate glass windows wondering why, between Mastro's the previous night, El Santo all day Saturday, and the Candy Store, you somehow managed to blow just over 700 bucks this weekend. LGO is a charm with its high energy young crowd adorned in yoga pants, and, its older hipsters, also wearing yoga pants.It would appear this place is some kind of Mecca for yoga pant aficionados. The music is cool too. A friend recently spent the day here working, Shazaming their playlists. She found most of the songs on Pandora's 'Lumineers' station. Anyway, I ate a chopped turkey salad, or at least a part of it while pensively gazing out the window, as If I was working on a cure for dick cancer or something. The salad and a soda was ten bucks. This is a great move, staring out of windows. Others will think you're an eccentric genius or something as you mindlessly stare directly through them while revisiting your bonehead moves from the weekend. A chuckle to yourself every now and again as you think about how Mastro's gets away with charging 11 bucks for a baked potato, and how a certain stripper at the Candy Store will pull out her false teeth for only a buck. [another wave of nausea, hang on a sec] As I said, this is a great place to feel good about yourself when you get a load of how other people are more screwed-up than yourself. Granny hipsters in unfulfilled (pancake butt) yoga pants that oddly enough, manage to somehow telegraph the outline of an equally loose fitting thong. Now there's a nice 'eewww' moment. I yakked up the salad afterwards, but it had nothing to do with the food or the ill-fitted thongs. I think it was the hard-boiled egg and my hellacious hangover. The thong visual was pretty messed up though. Anyway, a strong recommend.

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Output: This place is SO dirty and I hate to say, gross. It was so trashy that when I went to the dressing room I refused to remove my shoes. The sales associate in the dressing room was upbeat and kind. The sales associate that rang me up was also nice but lacked some personality. What completely turned me OFF is when I was being rang up another salesperson, who I think was coming back from his break, walked in with a cigarette behind his ear! Are you serious?! SO unprofessional. I really, really, really hope someone in the upper echelons of this company take sometime to read these reviews and take action to revamp this herpe of a Forever 21 location. I will be driving to the Scottsdale location from now on. But now that I've said this, they most likely won't do anything to the poor Arrowhead store, at least they will be getting my money from somewhere...

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Super staff specially made a wrap - recreating ingredients without the crazy things I am allergic to just from me asking what was in it and saying 'darn I can't eat that' Thank You!