Q: I can't even begin to understand the sense of power and responsibility that must come with being entrusted with a squirt-gun full of sour cream, but apparently they don't give lessons on calibration. Without fail, no matter what specific burrito I order, no matter how many times I say "light sour cream" or even "NO sour cream", there's inevitably one end of my burrito that is absolutely filled with the stuff. I usually order twice as much as I actually want to eat, because I can reliably take a bite at one end or the other, determine which end doesn't have a mouthful of sour cream, and eat half of it. Then proceed to the next one, do the same, and toss the cream-soaked halves. It's exhausting and wasteful but luckily one only gets a Taco Bell burrito craving every couple of months, when one's life is going on a spectacularly bad turn and you just want to eat the pain away. OPTIONS:
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A: negative

Q: There is the saying that "you get what you pay for" and that saying does not apply to the W Scottsdale. The staff is always helpful and inviting to a point. When I have stayed there I have had wonderful help with demagnetized keys, special requests and help moving rooms. At one point the ice machine on our floor was broken and they sent a bellman up to our room with a bucket of ice upon request. This was great service until the 3rd time we called and they questioned why we kept asking for ice delivery when we had a unit on our floor. Ummmm maybe because it was broken but the front desk made us feel like we were lazy people for not getting ice ourselves. My biggest gripe is the way they treat their guests. I have been a regular room guest and a $2k a night suite guest and was treated the same way as a person off the street in their bar. First of all, if you over night park with the hotel you WILL be charged $30 per car. I get that this is normal albeit gouging price for a resort but if I have rented out a $$$ suite, I expect a few concessions. Another problem was that when I called down to the front desk to reserve a chair by the pool I was told that "they don't keep track of that and I just need to go down to the pool to see what is available." I went down to the pool and watched the bouncer allow 4 locals to pay $10 to get into the pool while I waited to be noticed. Once into the pool area I asked about a deck chair and was told they were 1st come 1st serve (great the $10 Douchebags were allowed a chair at the same rate I was as a paying guest) but they were happy to sell me a day bed for $200 or bottle service for $500. At the time I was staying in the Mega Suite and couldn't even get a chair by the pool. After raising a fuss (which I hate to do but our suite was $1300 a night and I can't even get a GD deck chair by the pool) and they suggested a small fold out chair on the grass. Come. Freaking. On. Don't even get me started on the fact that the elevator won't move unless you swipe your key. I know I know its to keep non-guests from wandering the halls but if you forget your key on a quick trip to your car you are screwed. Bottom line, spend $$$$ to be treated like you spent $$. OPTIONS:
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Q: Long live the Earl! I mean, we ate here most of the days we were in Vegas, and for good reason. Pros: Breakfast sammies for $3.99. I ate an egg white, avocado and cheddar sandwich three days in a row. And once paired it with tomato soup. ($3.49) Refillable drinks ($2.99) and coffees ($2.29) Choco chip cookies: $1.99 Service was always fast and friendly. You get a pager that buzzes when your food is ready, which, by the way, scared the bejeesus outta me the first time it went off in my hand! They also had decent sammies, their claim to fame is their hot sandwiches, I was a definite fan of the vegetarian one, but the boy didn't love his buffalo wrap. Another con would be that the amount of avocado on the breakfast sandwich changed daily for the two of us. First day was generous avocado day, second day, not so much. All in all, you can't go wrong with the Earl. Well priced, decent food that will fill your tummy, keep you satisfied, and might even encourage you to gamble away another $20 in the penny slots since you got a good value for your meal. OPTIONS:
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A: positive

Q: I've been here twice, once for happy hour with my husband and loved their selection of drinks. Today I came for lunch with a 3 year old, I had the Roosevelt Row Bagel which was so simple and delicious with the homemade hummus and smashed avocado, just the right amount of sprouts, very thinly sliced onion and tomatoes? red peppers? It was delicious and came with a slice of watermelon and a pickle. The (very adventurous) 3 year old had the curried coconut lentil soup and while he was more interested in the free corn cookie we got for checking in on Yelp (also delicious) he actually seemed to like it quite a bit. I snagged a bite and it was pretty good! The coconut and the curry balanced eachother well, nothing was too overwhelming. The only downside was the lack of indoor seating. Luckily the patio was shady and had misters. I will definitely be back to try some more of the menu! OPTIONS:
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positive