Problem: It 's pretty much gone now but I ' m still not wearing contacts and I threw out the makeup I wore last Saturday . Man , at least today I come in later so I could sleep 9 hours . Well needed and well deserved . Pipa crapped on my bed the other day . So glad that I ' m moving .

Who is the most likely owner of Pipa ?

A: The narrator 's roommate

Problem: ca nt wait for this few more months before i head right home . just had a little fight with my parents over me wanting to change my flight to an earlier one . okay , not fight , probably i was the only one feeling so frustrated and wanting to go home so badly all of a sudden , making it seems that one week earlier makes a WHOLE LOT DIFFERENT to me . which it still is .

What is causing the dysfunction between the narrator and their parents ?

A: The narrator is being all over the place with travel plans .

Problem: Despite the fact that I have an effin ' cold , I feel emotionally better . I spent the weekend at my parents place . They decided to take the house off the market , as it has been six months now . They will endeavour to sell it themselves .

Why ca n't the realtor sell the house ?

A:
The price is much too high .