Instructions: In this task, five ordered key facts are given. All the given facts are expressed in natural language. Your job is to generate a story 100 to 1000 words long, that includes all the facts given as input in their order of appearance while expanding upon them to produce a broader, yet coherent, narrative.
Input: Fact1: protagonist is instructed to take dog Rothko for walks but not to let him off leash, Fact2: Rothko begins to speak to man taunting him, Fact3: dog tells man bus, Fact4: man recalls time by gerbil as child, Fact5: baby being christened speaks to man telling him tell everyone in attendance
Output:
The protagonist Paddy Considine is a man tasked with looking after his friend Imogens house, and is specifically instructed to take her dog Rothko for walks, but not to let him off the leash. After putting Imogens keys through the mail slot in her door so they dont get lost, the man ensures that he wont lose Rothko by tying the dogs leash around his own neck. Rothko leads him to a park, where he viciously attacks and kills a duck in front of onlookers. As they shout at the man, Rothko Chris Morris begins to speak to the man, taunting him. The pair run away onto a bus, where the dog tells the man that he is his lawyer and is defending everything the man has ever done wrong. The man recalls a time where he was spoken to similarly by a gerbil as a child, telling him his father was cheating on his mother. The man and dog are kicked off the bus after the conductor finds out the man has no money. The dog, enticed by a little girls used handkerchief, follows her into a church, dragging the man with him. Inside, a christening is going on, and the dog tells the man hes brought him here for forgiveness for what hes about to do. The baby being christened speaks to the man, telling him to speak up and tell everyone in attendance that the priest is a pedophile and the babys mother is a prostitute. Urged on by Rothko, the man does so, only for the baby to say, Only joking! In the resulting commotion, the priest is knocked over, the baby is sent flying, and Rothko breaks free. The man catches the baby and chases Rothko out of the church, only to see the dog struck by a vehicle. The dying dog tells the man that he should now seek out legal counsel from the baby before he dies. When the man asks to speak to the baby, the babys father punches him. In a closing monologue, the man reveals he left a note to Imogen apologizing for the keys and dog, and imagines her being satisfied with it, but he is sure she isnt. He no longer goes to the park, as he hears the ducks tell passersby that he thought a dog could talk, and they refuse to stop when he tells them to.