Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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- positive) yelp review.
A: I hang out downtown quite often, and I've eaten at this establishment many times, often for the $8.25 french toast special after midnight, which is way awesome, except sometimes it's slathered in way too much butter, and the service is usually good, but not great. However, this time on 11/3/12 I went in there around 1 AM and the service was not that great. We asked for lemon with our water and didn't get it, we asked again and we still didn't get it, and then on the third time we finally got them, but we were out of water by this point. Also, when the food was received, we didn't even have any silverware setups. In addition, instead of my usual french toast, I ordered the brownie sundae. Now I love desert, and try the brownie sundae in nearly every restaurant I go in, this was by far the most horrible brownie sundae I've ever tasted. While the brownie was warm, it was dry and tasted stale. When I took my first bite, it tasted like I was eating a spoon of powder. I don't know if it was just an old brownie or what, but it was not good. Also the completely drenched it in hot fudge and whip cream. I don't know if this was to mask the horrible brownie, but it was a sad attempt. I told the waiter who's name I'll withhold that I didn't want it anymore, and his response was just "well, I can't take it off the bill". Usually not tipping is a sin to me, but this service and food just didn't deserve one. When I went to pay at the register the manager is who rung me up, and he was a little more apologetic at least. The sad thing is, we brought a guest from out of town to this restaurant to show him some awesome food & service, but came away disappointed and embarrassed, as the pancakes he ordered ended up having avocado/guacamole on the bottom of them, making him lose his appetite. Still, I'll probably be back due to convenience and it's french toast.
Q: positive

A: Best cut in the Burgh! Hands down the best. MJ was awesome, and the whole atmosphere was great. Beer in hand, clean cut, fun conversation, can't ask for more.
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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- positive) review?

Answer: Way overpriced clothing as a foul odor never enough shopping carts whatever you do don't buy you shoes because I got a bad fungus on my toes from it I have to be a medicine for 6 months gross gross gross
Input: OPTIONS:
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Generate a negative review for a place
Output: Save your money. This doesn't work. Manager, Chuck is rude. He tells me this is working, but I have the hair to prove it isn't. Management is unprofessional and rude and condescending. This was an expensive mistake - SAVE YOUR MONEY!
input: Write a positive yelp review (OPTIONS:
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output: It's been quite a while since I came to CPK. I came (somewhat) resistantly for dinner to meet friends. My last visit to this location provided medocure service (at best) and a gummy under cooked pizza and a somewhat wilted salad. I have to say that this trip that both the service and the food were markedly improved. Funny, but I went to a pizza place but strangly enough I typically don't seem to order pizza. I decided to try one of their new salads, the Moroccan-Spiced Chicken. I totally loved the combination of (roasted) butternut squash, dates, avocado, almonds, beets, egg and cranberries. It was such a wonderful blend of flavors. I think that I may have a favorite salad there now.
Q: positive

A:
Lulu's is a little sidebar, bistro-like spot adjacent to Metro Pizza. Cozy and inviting, there are a few two-seat tables, a long winding multi-seat counter, and a pub style table for larger groups. A couple of tables are available on the patio for those so inclined to eat outside as well. A lovely, chirpy lady flutters behind the counter, welcoming all who enter with a warm and genuine hello, and addresses everyone as "baby." It's truly charming. After receiving our gratuitous greeting, this dahling hostess graciously went over the menu with us. A cold display case showcases the selections. Now, if I had anything negative to say about this place, it's that the plates of food inside this case are not doing Lulu's any favors. I don't know if they're wax mock-ups or actual plates of food, but they didn't look appetizing at all. Had those displays been our only basis in deciding to eat there, we may have turned tail and ran. But the reviews of this jizzy are on point, and the little lady in the big-rim glasses is uber confident in the food she is serving. As it turns out, she has every right to be. We placed our order and were handed this funky little glittery soda bottle with a rabbit card sticking out of the top. Cute, eclectic, memorable. We first sat at one of the tables, but the seats were a little low for our liking, so we opted to sit at the counter. The tabletop-to-feed your face ratio was much better. The food arrived quickly, served by another team member who appeared to truly enjoy her job. I had the breakfast burrito, and Justin chose the Big Poppa burrito. We've all had breakfast burritos. And we've all cut into a breakfast burrito where the outer edge is six layers of folded tortilla. That wasn't the case here a'tall. A laser guided, precision incision into the corner of my burrito revealed a pocket full of cheese, beans, pork and other fillings. Pipin' hot and full of flavor, the burrito was stuffed full of tasty fixings. The warm salsa verde added just the right amount of kick, and there was no skimping on the meat. The verde was so good, we asked for an extra side of it! Justin's Big Poppa was the same - robust, filling and full of flavor. I helped myself to two bites of his! After we'd gone and engorged ourselves, we sat for a few minutes and enjoyed the ambiance of the place. Although it's busy and bustling, the crew are never harried. They're efficient, courteous, and professional. And the food is generous, delicious, and fulfilling. But I believe the success of Lulu's is due to the personality behind the counter. The sweet little lady in the big spectacles is Lulu's secret weapon. She treats everyone like family; as if we're coming to visit for a home cooked meal.