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Output: The Buffet at Aria was by far the biggest disappointment i have ever experienced at a buffet in Las Vegas. Having already eaten at Excalibur's Round Table Buffet, and even Imperial Palace's Emperor's Buffet, I definitely know what mediocrity is, but it is to be expected at those establishments. Coming to Aria, MGM Mirage's newest flagship resort and casino, one would expect them to try and top their former flagship, the Bellagio buffet, but they have come up well short. The room itself seems to have the charm of a college dining commons. Cooking stations lacked signage that designated what type of food was being served at so and so section, which seems to me to be an inexcusable omission. The food was pretty good, however lacking in quantity and selection. Their salad bar area is shameful for the caliber buffet they clearly are setting out to be. Cravings at the Mirage gets top nods from me for their awesome salad bar! I had a holiday champagne brunch (which ran for $35.00) and the food available was jok, chinese omelets, many different kinds of sausages, and a very limited desert selection! For the price, this place clearly isn't worth it. The service at The Buffet at Aria is what saves them from receiving only one star from me because the staff were very attentive. I have eaten at this establishment 2x now, and will not be coming back. For the money, Wynn is your best bet, followed closely by Bellagio, Cravings at the Mirage, and Spice Market at Planet Hollywood.

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Output: Approaching 50 minutes into my wait, a sprint customer was playing on the tablets and appropriately decided to play "Unchained melody" (ya know, with the lyric "time goes by soo slowly") and I gave them a high five. Seriously. The two guys working this afternoon (Friday, April 11th) were the most unprofessional sales associates I've ever encountered. I understand that the phones were taking a while to switch over/ activate but their banter about what they wanted for lunch/dinner (they were deciding on glass nickel) and hearing how one of the guys working was about to stand up in his sisters wedding was too much for me. Waaaayyyy to much. I also heard all about the old sprint sales associate who just quit and how another pen called out to work today, News flash-I came here to be waited on and get a new phone. Not hear about these guys personal lives. I wasn't even acknowledged as I walked into the store. I guess I don't get it. Where I work I keep my business to myself and I employ the tactic of multi tasking- not standing around discussing personal matters because whatever system that sets up phones was going slow. It took them over an hour to tell me that activating my phone likely wouldn't happen today. I left immediately after. I won't be back-at least not the Middleton location. No way. No how. I totally get why they had an employee quit 3 days ago and another one call in sick. I'd quit or call in sick too if I worked here. Get your act together.

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Output: We decided to take a chance since we were staying nearby and the concept seemed cool. Whoops. Mistake. The dim sum was gross. The noodle soup was ok. the "Mexican" entrees were just plain weird. None of it tasted great. Service was good and attentive although the flow of food from the two separate kitchens was not well synchronized. Oh, and I concur with the other reviews, the bench seating is a bit uncomfortable, it may be trendy to have the seating that way but I'll take a good old chair with a back any day! Spent 100 bucks, left hungry and baffled.

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Shame on the owners of Haus Murphy's for participating in the sham of a TV show "Mystery Diners!" When the producers promise free publicity, and you so easily lie to the public - that is not a business I will support. The "manager" under scrutiny on the show was an ACTOR - not a relative, and not a manager. The show, the conversations, the issues......all phony. Entertainment is one thing, but. I do not respect this at all!