Input: What would be an example of an negative review?

An example of an negative review: Great concept. Pretty tasty. Portions are tiny. Don't be deceived by ordering "meatballs", they give you 'a' meatball the size of a golf ball. I was charged 50 cents for them sprinkle basil on top of my dish. 50 more for a pinch of sundried tomatoes, etc... For about half the price of my pasta I could have ordered a pasta dish at the Macaroni Grill with about 3 times as much food. This place will not last. Most people will try it once and never go back to pay $10 for a side portion of mac and cheese with 'a' shrimp. I went home hungry and made myself a sandwich.

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An example of an positive review: The wife and I went to the Bougainvilea Cafe to fortify ourselves before a night of dancing. We both ordered the advertised special, the T-Bone steak dinner, for $9.99. Mine was medium rare. So big and juicy. It was tender. Sitting next to it was a huge baked potato, and the other fraction of the plate had an ample portion of green beans (fresh!), that were mostly neglected. Sorry veggies. I was quite pleased with the value, taste, and presentation of this meal. The service was timely and attentive. Unfortunately, I can also comment (positively) on the security. There was an unruly couple at a table about 15 feet away. The male of the relationship appeared to be a bit of a drama queen, making loud snorting and swallowing sounds during his meal (not great for restaurant ambiance). At one point during my meal, that man screamed something at the woman (his date?), and for a moment, time stood still, with diners freezing, averting their eyes away. Not me. I made eye contact with the boar. The boar took offense! I advised him that he was an "a-hole", and before I could be beaten up, security was on the scene making sure I didn't get blood on my clothing. I appreciated that.

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An example of an negative review: This place really sucks!!!!! I also was so looking forward to a good taco joint in this side of town, but this place a total disappointment! I ordered two tacos and the lady at the front suggested we order the super tacos. I expected big tacos, but instead I got a really small portion. The meat had no flavor and the tortilla was hard. They also had no napkins. For being a new place, we expected them to be at the top of their game. Serving fresh quality food. If I could give this place zero stars I would! We are not coming back!

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An example of an negative review: Food was ok. Went with a group of people and each meal ordered was considered "ok". One complaint I will share is that we asked to replace fries with onion rings on one of the burger plates. We were told that it would cost .99 cents extra, which was fine (usually there is a cost to "upgrade" to onion rings). So was very surprised with the burger came with four (4)...yes, four small onion rings. Stick with fries next time! The huge eclair caught our eye when we went by the bakery case and we were excited to splurge with one. Skip it, folks. It was very dry and the filling was skimpy (actually it was thicker in the dead center of this huge eclair but overall, the experience was not worth the cost. Most likely won't be back to this cafe. We actually chose to eat here because we attended a concert at the casino.