Problem: Write a positive (OPTIONS:
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A: We bought a Groupon to India Palace and decided to use it last night. We ordered goat briyani, malai kofta, garlic naan, and mango lassi. The meal started with the typical papadum and chutneys. The tamarind chutney was pretty decent. I'm not a big fan of tamarind, but this was better than the tamarind chutneys I've tried elsewhere. The mint chutney was also pretty good. They also had a pepper chutney which had a nice kick. My wife thought the mango lassi was almost as great as at her favorite Indian restaurant. The garlic naan was good. Not too burnt or chewy which I've found to be the case at many Indian restaurants. The goat briyani was really good. It had a nice mix of flavors and textures. My wife really liked it until I told her it was goat. (She doesn't like goat and I ordered it while she wasn't listening.) The briyani came with raita which was decent. The malai kofta was also enjoyable. The sauce was very flavorful and the "vegetable meatballs" had a nice texture. The service was pretty slow, but overall it was a good experience, and I think I'll probably be back.
Q: negative

A: This place used to have the best wings in town. NO longer. They were barely warm, and bland tasting. The beer was flat and warm - what are these people thinking??? Wait staff was totally indifferent. Don't bother coming here, unless you are looking to purge your colon.
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer: This place is the epitome of douche-bag Scottsdale. Pulled up to the $8 valet (tip not included) since there wasn't anywhere to park. There was a group of ten of us and there was NO LINE, yet the meat-head bouncer told us we were going to have to sit and wait. Our friend slipped him $40 and he decided he'd let us in. As soon as you get inside there is yet another bouncer at the bottom of the stairway that plans to keep you waiting as well....there goes another unnecessary tip to bouncer. The best part of it all was once we got to the roof deck it was virtually empty. The DJ was downright terrible and kept playing early 90's music. Anytime a decent song would come on and people would start to dance, he'd quickly change it to another terrible tune. Drinks are $10 and up and there is NOWHERE to sit unless you are paying for bottle service. Bottom line is that this hotel treats it's patrons like crap. This place is trying to be a mini Vegas and it's not working. I was happy when we left.
Input: OPTIONS:
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Generate a positive review for a place
Output: The food really is exceptional. Its like the chefs create these perfect little bites, and they literally are bites, of food that are so interesting to taste. I'd recommend the sampler dinner. I want to say it runs about $40- $50 but its worth it as long as you like what's included. IT IS EXPEN$IVE. BUT the BF and I have been dying to try out this restaurant due to all the rave reviews it has been receiving on Yelp. LUCKILY a Groupon appeared for NOCA and we jumped on the opportunity. Turned out the fab deal was only marginally helpful. Even with the Groupon it was still a $150 dinner (plus the cost of the groupon...). Granted we did get a bottle wine (but the cheapest we could find), espresso and a french press cafe... It's like you analyze how much everything costs as you're ordering and are still shocked when the bill comes- I hate that. Our reservation wasn't until 8:30pm at night, no big deal. The restaurant was still PACKED! AND people kept coming through the door! It is not a large venue. And the tables are CRAMMED, uber close together. I know that the four-some sitting next to us are going to Isreal next month, right after their family vacation to Minnesota....
input: Write a positive yelp review (OPTIONS:
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output: The workers here at five guys are like my best friend. No kidding. My friend LIVES for burgers, so we are constantly here. Hey, and who doesn't like FREE peanuts?! If you complain about this place, then you don't have the tastebuds to handle the awewsomness. Nuff Said.
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FRAUD ALERT: The food was fine, however as we received our check our waiter "upsold" us on joining a membership club for diners. Apparently we would receive in the mail a package of coupons and certificates well in excess of the price of the fee to join. Three months and several aggravating long phone calls later we never received a card in the mail and there are no coupons or benefits as promised.