He was slightly slimy but Howard had encountered men like this before , men who thought they could sum a person up with one glance . Well , Howard Moon was a man of mystery , but Howard Moon was going to tell him straight , man - to - man . " I 'm looking for adventure , sir . " He nodded and puffed his chest out , surveying the room as if adventure would suddenly pop into his line of vision . " We all are , mate . But what kind of adventure ? " " Any type , sir .
Answer the following question: What made Howard such a mystery ?

No one knew he was and he never said a word .

I was feeling sad last night and decided via a process of reasoning I would prefer not to scrutinize too closely right now that buying something would make me feel better . Before you go throwing stones , know that the something was a paper pad with cute bunnies on it . Anyway , I went to pay and PayPal started screaming at me .
Answer the following question: What may be the reason for feeling better after buying something new ?

New things make people feel better sometimes .

Ans is an ' artist ' and attends EVERY goddamn party there is for celebs . You can always find her on the ' who - wore - what - where ' pages in your local tabloids . The funniest part is that she ALWAYS looks exactly the same , that her daughter also looks the same , and that every portrait she paints looks the same ( and usually looks like Ans or her daughter , Siegfried , or a combination of them ) . The funny thing is that Ans Markus is fucking everywhere , like EVERYWHERE , today she biked past us while we had lunch .
Answer the following question: Is ans a well known artist ?

Ans is very well known

But it has n't even been a full day yet and I ' m already bored . Guess I 'll update some more . My trip to Michigan : Seeing Jenny was great . Chad picked me up from the train station and we went straight to the hospital .
Answer the following question: Why was the narrator going to Michigan ?
To see Jenny .