Input: OPTIONS:
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An example of an positive review: I think my rating would be closer to 3.5, but I rounded up instead of down because I really enjoyed the food. It is a small family-owned restaurant in a strip mall, close to Sunset Station. This place is really close to my apartment, and since it was highly rated on Yelp, my boyfriend and I chose to go here to satisfy a craving for gyros. We called our order in to go ahead of time, and the lady said it would be ready in 15 minutes. When we got to the restaurant, we waited in line for a bit, and got to the counter -- only for them to tell us they didn't have our order in the system and didn't remember taking it. This interaction threw me off a little bit, because the lady who took our order on the phone only 30 minutes before was the one telling us that we must have dialed the wrong number. She had us show the call history on my boyfriend's phone to make sure we called the right number. What other number is there to call??? She did apologize though (after trying to verify that we, indeed, talked to her and not another employee), and gave us a free piece of baklava. That was nice. It was too sweet for my boyfriend, so I ate pretty much all of it (yum). As for the food, it was extremely tasty and fresh. My boyfriend had the lamb gyro with feta fries. He thought the gyro was great; the fries would have been better if the feta cheese could have melted into the fries instead of sitting on top of it. My order was the gyro plate with rice pilaf, which was excellent. The rice was seasoned great and the gyro was delicious. It was actually a lot more than I could eat and ended up being two meals for me, which is pretty good for a $10 plate. It also came with salad, which is another meal in itself. The phone situation was pretty offputting, but the food is good enough and this place is close enough that we'll probably make this our go-to locale for Greek food. Perhaps we will just order in person instead.

Input: OPTIONS:
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An example of an negative review: Unbelievable!!! Ordered food at 19:30 & was told it would arrive in 45mins to an hour. Called at 20:35 and was told it would be the next order out. Called again at 20:50 & 21:20 to be told it would be there in minutes each time! When it eventually arrived AT 21:30, the order was incomplete (no sauce in or with the shredded beef with hot & spicy sauce) and everything was COLD!! Their excuse? It's been busy. So what?! Even a call to say would have allowed me the option of driving down there myself! I couldn't anyway but at least giving me an update and the option would have been something. How did they propose to make amends? Send the sauce straight away! After considerable faffing, was offered 20% off my next order. Like I'll order a delivery again! I asked for a refund (reasonable given the circumstances) and, when pushed about the temperature of the food, I was told they would send a fresh order straight away & I would get 20% off the NEXT order. They're REALLY not getting it, eh. Quite frankly, as bad an experience as I've ever had. A true measure of a company is how they handle things when they inevitably go wrong. This says all that needs to be said. Despicable.

Input: OPTIONS:
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An example of an negative review: We live right across the street so I was excited to see something go in where Native used to be and decided to take my family. Won't happen again. The host/hostess were nice, and so were the two people working at the pie counter where you check out (they were the only reason this place got more than one star). My server was super nice but pretty new and left us for about 20 minutes without checking on us which left my 2 little ones super frustrated as they were ready to go. The food was not any better than Dennys, I would even say that I've had better food at Dennys. Looks/tastes like everything comes from frozen. My son dropped his car in the next booth, my daughter tried to reach it and fell into the booth. I scolded her and made her walk around. About 10 minutes after the fact a man, who I think was the owner, came over and scolded her. When I explained what happened and that I had already scolded her he looked at her and said very loudly "You're going to get me in trouble!" Really? Is embarrassing a six yo worth it? I can understand him not wanting it to happen, but respond immediately or don't respond at all. Not to mention that explaining that you don't want her to get hurt might be a better way to go about it. Clearly this is a restaurant that caters to the retirement community. They will miss out on a lot of business if they don't cater towards families. Maybe they haven't read about the incident at Chilis that had been the best PR they've had in years. We got our pie to-go and it was ok, not great, not bad, but ok. I certainly would not return and wish I read the reviews before I went this time.

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An example of an positive review: I wanted to conquer the Wynn Buffet. More specifically, I wanted to beat this feat of gluttony... *clicky* http://static.px.yelp.com/photo/EZzESk6Qe_8YIYexzmOXaQ/l so hot! Anyway, I did not even match Faffy's 3 hours at the Wynn Buffet...unless you count the time spent waiting in line. Overall it was a very good buffet experience. All jokes aside the wait was really not that long, even more amazing when you take into consideration that they had to accommodate a group of 22! The selection was not mind blowing but many of the options that they did have were quality. The carving station was particularly impressive. The kalbi marinated strip steak was delicious and cooked perfectly. The prime rib was very similarly cooked. I didn't have any rack of lamb but it looked really good. I liked the mashed potatoes a lot, a must have for any potato lover. I would have liked to have seen scalloped potatoes though. I passed on most of the seafood options and just piled a few crab leg halves on my plate. They split all the crab legs so you don't have to fight to get at the meat. I guess this is a nice thing to do but I kind of like taking the crab legs apart and removing the leg meat whole. I like butter station a lot. It really is perfectly clarified too, as you could tell by the cup of butter that I had sitting with me during my meal that did not congeal one bit at room temperature. The desserts that I sampled were really good. The cheesecake was tasty and came in a small portion which helps for people that don't want to overdo dessert. There was one person in my group that fell in love with the bread pudding. The candy apples looked dangerous to eat but I heard were tasty. The cookies were crispy without being hard or dry. I believe that If I get one more shot at taking on The Buffet at the Wynn and really focus my attention to just the task at hand with no other people or events to take into consideration I can at the very least match a 3 hour session.