Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: Honestly the worst service I have had in Pittsburgh. Some McDonald's are better. No greeting, no water, then no refills. The food was cold and so uninteresting.
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A: This show wasn't what I expected; definitely not worth the time nor the money; even with a discount. Talent? I sure didn't really see much of it that night. All the dances were the same and not sensual at all with nudity within minutes of the show starting. Like what!? Start off slow for crying out loud! The girls were "okay" looking and the costumes didn't do much for me. Some girls were all into the dancing while others just went through the motion. Not to mention the synchronization of some were off as they were either too fast or too slow. The singing was okay but I think the small theater and sound system made some notes sound like nails on a chalkboard. Our singer that night wasn't the main girl who normally performs but she was cute and entertained well. The comedy relief was a nice unexpected touch as this portion of the event isn't advertised anywhere at the Box Office. I forget her name but she was the highlight of the entire show with spot on impersonations of celebrities; hilarious!! I remember she said she appeared on CHELSEA LATELY but sadly I can't remember her name. Sorry!!! Other than that, we were the first ones out the tiny theater and I actually didn't like the show at all. The choreograph was predictable and not sexy. The girls were pretty but I saw no talent. Maybe my definition of "talent" differs from others but what I saw sure wasn't talent. Oh yeah, the Latin rendition was the worst I've ever seen, next one is the pole dancing. Sure didn't expect what I saw. But kudos to them for taking their tops off infront of complete strangers but sorry; not my type of show. Should have done research and gone to Peepshow. Oh well.
Problem: What would be an example of an positive (OPTIONS:
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Answer: Atmosphere here is terrific!! For a local its like a little get away from the norm. The food is delicious and the service is perfect!! Fresh baked pastries every morning. A must try!!
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Output: I really enjoy this breakfast joint! The service is always prompt and the place is very clean. I enjoy their skillet breakfasts and the french toast isn't bad. I also like that they have different kinds of coffee.
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output: This is probably the best sit down pizza around. They use great ingredients, and their wine list is solid...it all makes for a good time and great oldies.
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THE most amazing experience of my life (so far) was at Carnevino. It consisted of a multi-course meal and wine pairings for each dish that we were served. Where to start? I think I'll begin with the food... - Bread, butter and lardo: Yes, I know... sounds incredibly unhealthy (as I'm sure it was) but it was undeniably DELICIOUS, in particular the "lardo", which consists of lard (pork, I believe) and herbs. It was the perfect spread for the warm ciabatta bread we were served. While eating this, I ordered a glass of Aragone Toscana wine, and my fiance ordered the Tritono Malbec. - Beef Carpaccio: PERFECT cut of "melt-in-your-mouth" meat, with crostini on the side. I was so happy with it that it nearly brought tears to my eyes. - Black Fettuccini: Pasta made with squid ink topped with a sauce made with crab, shallots and jalapenos. I have just one thing to say about this- TO DIE FOR. - Osso Buco a la Milanese served with saffron orzo and gremolata: THE best osso buco I have ever had! The meat literally fell of the bone and it was seasoned perfectly! - Dry Aged bone in ribeye steak: So... this is kind of pricey, but it is the most amazing steak I have ever had. It has a very unusual but outstandingly delicious taste. It is a pretty big serving, so I'd say it is worth every penny. - Sides: Mascarpone and Guanciale mashed potatoes (mashed potatoes+mascarpone+ "super" egg= WHO KNEW?!?!?!) and fried polenta cakes. Both sides were fantastic! We had a different type of wine paired with each of these dishes, recommended by our server. I highly suggest doing this when you are there. It will really add to your experience. Desserts: - Hazelnut Semifreddo with fudge sauce - caramel date fritter (with pistachios) with vanilla gelato - Gelato trio (vanilla, espresso and mint stracciatella) - fresh berry tart ALL desserts were amazing! We finished off with a digestif- my fiance had montenegro and I had Argiolas Mirto Tremontis. The service, the ambiance.... spectacular. It will be hard to find a restaurant that even remotely compares to this place where I live in California. Until I am able to return to Carnevino, I will be daydreaming about it on a very regular basis. It was THAT good. Notice the repeated use of superlatives in my review? Trust me..... it's because Carnevino really is THAT good.