Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: Finally, I try Sammy's! It was well worth the wait. We arrive around 7pm on a week night. The place is pretty steady. We're seated. So far, so good. Our drink orders arrive in a timely manner. Sip, sip. Now we have a dilemna, what to order. I play it safe and get the Garlic Cheese Bread for an appetizer and Caesar salad for an entree. The fiance orders the Brie Cheese w/Truffle Oil Thin Crust Pizza. The cheese bread arrives and tastes alright. Good start! My salad arrives and looks pretty good--large and fresh. Bite, munch, chomp, ewwwwwwwwwww. Looks are deceiving. I don't know what it was about their dressing but it tasted gross! Slightly fishy is okay but just gross. I eat about seven forks-worth to see if the taste would change, nope. Yuck! The Brie Cheese w/Truffle pizza arrives and looks so-so. Very bland and overloaded with truffle oil. Half of it was forcefully eaten. Our server was pleasant and asked how our food was. We sincerely replied "It's okay." She definitely noticed we weren't very happy with the food. Hmm, kind of disappointing that she offered no remedy. Later, she asked if she could box up our leftovers but we declined. She again asked, "Was everything okay?" We let her know we didn't like the taste of our food, particularly the salad and the pizza. She apologizes but we reaffirm with her it's not her fault our taste buds don't agree with Sammy's. First of all, I really wish she would've offered to substitute another dish since she obviously knew we didn't like our food. Then, we get our check. Everything is accounted for, including the wine and two sodas that were ordered. WTF! She couldn't even omit the sodas! Luckily, our bill was small, around $40, all said and done $48 down the tubes. I should've been a stickler and asked for some sort of compensation but, I just can't be "THAT" person.
Q: positive

A: Cleanest bathrooms of any C-Store chain!
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer: Most of the staff dig in the sides of your toe nails with the clippers which often gives me ingrown toe nails. The services often feel rushed, with the exception of gel glitter manicures which felt ridiculously slow and didn't last very long at all.
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Generate a negative review for a place
Output: I normally do not like to write a bad review about a restaurant; however, I feel the need to warn people about this place. I went to eat lunch at Beach Pizza yesterday and the service was good, but the restaurant was dirty and the food was awful. The pizza was not fully cooked and the dough was raw.
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output: Good selection and friendly staff. I appreciate the fact that the employees are fit and have product knowledge. I recommend this store.
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The Goodnight Burger...It's so much more than just a burger. I mean, that first bite, oh, what heaven that first bite is. The bun, lightly toasted breast of an angel resting gently on the sassy and BBQ sauces below. Flavors mingling in a seductive pas de deux. And then, an onion! The most playful little onion, caramelized and flavorful. Then a slice of cheddar, lettuce, tomato and a patty of ground beef so exquisite. Swirling in your mouth breaking apart and combining again in a fugue of sweet and savory so delightful. This is no mere sandwich of grilled meat and toasted bread, Robin. This is God, speaking to us through food. --Marshall from HIMYM (kind of). Walking in to Hopdoddy, it was clear this was no ordinary burger joint. It's a hip, modern building with a bar in the middle and tables all around, including a lovely patio. At first we were confused, but luckily the Burger Bouncer to the rescue! He explained the process, handed us a menu, a table number, and sent us to the line. By the time we reached the front we had decided...we both chose the Goodnight Burger, mine without the jalapeno. We ordered a small order of fries on the side to share, a fountain drink, handed over our table number, and paid there at the counter. The fountain drinks...a selection of main root sodas in various flavors; some familiar, some new. I saw bright drinks on other tables in pink, green and blue. I chose the mexicans cola and was quite pleased. For my water-drinking fiance, there was carbon filtered water though I'm not sure what that means. Right behind that were two disposal cans, one for recyclables and one for compost. I'm not sure if the general public is able to discern compostables (saw someone putting the dredges of a milkshake in there) but I appreciate the effort! Finally, the service was impeccable. Everyone we encountered was super friendly and personable. The team here works like a well-oiled machine, using teamwork and efficiency to keep everyone happy without missing a beat. My only regret is that this restaurant is pretty far. It will certainly be on my mind when we are in the neighborhood though. The cocktail menu looked awfully intriguing!