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Output: I Would never recommend this place to my worst enemy! Management & staff are very rude & unprofessional They protect their friends living here not the rest! I felt discriminated against & was told I could leave & agree wouldn't make me pay for the lease breakage she basically told me to get out because I reported noise even tho the lease says that we shouldn't be noisy! Etc worst experience I've had ever!!!!

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Output: My wife and I loved our time at Funk Fit! We both agreed that we got the best workouts we have ever gotten working out here. The staff is beyond helpful and friendly, and so is every member. This place had a great atmosphere that makes you want to come back. I must say, our favorite person here is Paige, but they're all great! We are considering signing up for a longer period of time now that our trial is over.

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Output: I feel like I just finished a food marathon but not in a good way but in the way where you want to curl up in bed and forget about the whole experience. A few friends and I spent 2 1/2 hours mostly waiting for a 3-course Pittsburgh Restaurant Week meal. People, this is one portion of the 3 part meal every 50 minutes. It was excruciating to say the least and while in the beginning (oh the first 1 1/2 hours) we attributed the extended wait times to the crowd coming for Restaurant week there seemed to be bigger issues at play, like for example the actual taste of the food or the general demeanor of our waitress (I think she hated us). It should not take so long to cook sub-par food and in a customer driven environment you probably should be somewhat apologetic about the extended wait time...or maybe even preface the meal by saying, "we're really busy tonight due to Restaurant week, we appreciate your patience as we prepare and bring out the food" or even a "hey, your food's going to take a long ass time, hope you didn't come in hungry"...I don't know just say SOMETHING, ignoring the issue doesn't make it go away. I ordered the blackened tuna, caesar salad and porcini pasta off the Restaurant Week menu. The only way to describe the blackened tuna was stiff...it didn't seemed overcooked but it was just like these crostini type pieces with little flavor...the gorgonzola cheese and sun-dried tomatoes helped but couldn't save this dish from itself. I was ok with the caesar salad although my friends informed me that caesar salad shouldn't have tomatoes or olives both of which this salad had, including the token anchovy atop romaine lettuce. The porcini pasta was decent...I wasn't blown away but felt that it could have used a little something something. It had a creamy marsala sauce that was a bit sweet and tangy and the the pasta was cooked well as in al dente...it just wasn't doing anything for me. But at this point in the meal (2 hours later) I'm not sure if there was any food dish that could've redeemed the whole experience. Why the generous 2 star rating you ask...I guess I'm hoping that the lackluster meal and service had more to do with Restaurant Week and that their regular menu on regular service days are much more pleasing.

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I thought should i even review this place? but the loving public needs to know I hit the drive thru window after a long day at work(are'nt they all) I ordered the 8 pc w/ the usuall sides in this case mash potatos w /gravy mmmmmmm gravy /coleslaw when i got home I opened the bucket ,at the bottom of the bucket were 8 sad pieces of chicken the 2wings and 3legs looked like they were from a piegon based on there size 2 small breast and 1 thigh .......and i guess i got the new grilled chicken not the original or xtra crispy not that i was asked .....it was'nt terrible but for 18bucks I think i could have gone to albertsons and got better looking chicken w all the sides for alot less.