IN: I just joined Planet Fitness , so now I will feel better and not have to subject myself to Dave Harrington 's militant karate workouts so much . I ' m tired of that man . Now I just need a Zune . How to let Christopher know that I 'd much rather have one of those than a new guitar for my birthday?I will be 23 in two months exactly .
What might happen if I do n't get a Zune ?

OUT: I will work out in silence .

IN: I think after that I ' m going to cool of a little and pay all my bills first before I focus on a new card . What I mean is that instead of just paying one card with my whole check and using federal credit money to pay other things , I ' m going to pay other things and with the excess cash pay the credit card . The next one I ' m going to focus on is my Chase card .
Why am I focusing on one card ?

OUT: I will pay my debts off one at a time .

IN: A scientist makes a robot , a love robot . He finds a unhappy girl , and has her fill out a questionaire of what her perfect boyfrind would be like . Then the robot is programmed with what she chooses . She is given the robot on a one week free trial basis .
Why did the scientist give the girl a love robot free for a week ?

OUT:
The scientist gave the girl a love robot free for a week because he is using her as a tester .