input: Write a positive yelp review.
output: As an organized freak, this store is the bestest with the mostest! To organize anything, they have got it. Just walking thru gives me ideas to neatin up my life!!
input: Write a negative yelp review.
output: When the gals selected Paris hotel, I quickly browsed through the pictures and thought, "How friggin' cheesy." I am going to disguise myself the entire time; and so no one finds out I am staying here. Hotel snob I am. Turns out this hotel is midway between the ends of the strip and along the strip. Bellagio is across the street. One hotel down from the Bellagio is Caeser's Palace. On the other side you can find CVS and Walgreens to stock up on eye drops, water, and toiletries. Further down is the Monte Carlo, Mandalay Bay, and New York New York. Convenience always gets a hefty factor in my ratings book. The hotel check-in and concierge is about 100 feet from the official entrance. The more annoying part is the hotel elevator is another 500 feet from the entrance. You have to walk past the dud Club Risque and series of shops and restaurants in order to get to the elevator inlet, which is easy to miss. Apparently that's true in every single hotel. There are 3 series of hotel elevators. One that goes from the 15th floor and below, another that goes from the casino floor and jumps to the 15th floor to the 26th floor, and the other set that goes from the casino floor and jumps to the 26th floor and above. The best floors to reside on are the 15th and 26th floors; and so you rarely have to wait for elevators going down or wait for other people to get off on lower floors on the way up. Lucky us. We got placed on the 26th floor. The gals got a room with 2 queen size beds. By simply playing drinking games on the bed, I konked out early on the firm and comfortable beds. There is a separate shower and bath. No fans required in the bathroom. Miraculously, the bathroom never fogged up. Although, the shower water was always lukewarm, and it took a while for the water to gradually become hot. My two biggest complaints about the hotel, is the lack of gambling options. I did not spend a penny on gambling here. Could not find a craps or roulette table for a quick and easy thrill. The other thing that bothered me a lot was the dismal looking pool. The place was packed with 300+ hotel patrons for a mere hole in the ground. On that crowded day, only 1 of the 2 bars was open, and the kitchen was backed up for an hour. There were no pretty looking drinks made of coconut or water melon shells. The cabanas are far removed from the pool, which contributes to privacy but a trek to the water. And the stupid Eiffel Tower casts an annoying shadow. We kept having to move to flee the shade. Besides that, I would stay at Paris Hotel again...only if I really have to. I really can not get over how a hotel in the middle of the desert can have a puny pool. If the backyard pools in my scorching hot and humid childhood Houston neighborhood were put together, the pool would have been many times larger and accommodated the same number of family members.
input: Write a positive yelp review.
output:
Huge dogs, very tasty. I had a naked dog with cheese and onions.