Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: (See Jen C.'s review below as my experience was almost identical to her experience, down to the haggling for more tips at the end. WTF. FU. DU MA.) The lack of professionalism overshadows the mediocre massages I and two other friends of mine received. Effing terrible.
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A: Doesn't return calls. Not a huge deal, but doesn't rate five stars on yelp either.
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer: The ratings for this place are across the board and I get the potential here, I really do. However, there are many areas of improvement needed. I walked in because I had to go next door to get some posters framed and it was hot and I was craving something sweet, so why not? A kid little kid and his grandma were sitting in the window and it helped me lure me in. I should have spun and around and exited right when I saw the dingy floors. When I walked in, a young girl walked out from the back, looked at me and when right back to the back. She didn't acknowledge me, greet me, smile at me, I got nothing. I guess I am a glutton for punishment because again, I didn't leave. I look for the cups and find them all the way in the back and I was hoping to find some exciting flavors but alas nothing that made me squeal on the inside like a little girl in a candy shop. So I settled for half red velvet cake and half peanut butter chocolate. I normally skip the toppings when I do fro-yo but this time I had decided to indulge. I am not dummy, trust me but I couldn't figure out what some of their toppings were. I couldn't tell if it was kit kat, a peanut butter cup, heath bar and I kept looking for labels and some kind of list but I couldn't find anything. Not even a person to help me. I felt like a lost little kid. I waited for the girl to come out and ring me up, which took a few moments. Again, no greeting or salutations. Odd, right? I leave with the fro-yo and sit in the car. The texture of the fro-yo itself was good, it was soft and creamy and not icy at all. The taste lacked some and neither flavor I picked out tasted like it should have. Disappointed to say the least. Cherry on top was more like Poo Poo on top. Sorry.
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Output: Never returning to this place!! We've ordered food from here before but, only their sandwiches. We ate there last night and it was the worst service. We ordered two sandwiches and an entree. They came back to our table 5 minutes later to tell us that they are out of bamboo shoots and it we wanted another dish. We asked if they could make the pork with something else rather than bamboo shoots but, they didn't understand; they wanted us to order something completely different. So we ordered their grilled squid.... the picture looked good!! It took over 20 minutes to get our food. However we got the squid and it did not look at all like the picture.. but what does right! So I took one bite with the sauce provided.. and it was terrible. I tried another piece without the sauce and it was so bad that I had to spit it out!! It was overcooked - terrible marinade - tasted very old and dirty! It seriously tasted like their grill/grill pans were dirty. So we tell our waitress and they come up with that we may not be used to eating "Vietnamese style squid." I said, I have had several different type of squids but, none have ever tasted like this. She then says that no one else complained before and that we just need to get used to the taste...that is how "us Asians" eat it. Of course, i said well if you haven't noticed.. I am Asian as well, and I have never been served or cooked squid that taste like this. It was amazing how they continued to argue with us about this freakin squid... that it would taste good with beer!!! Really? If you have to drown it out with alcohol than it is not worth eating.
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output: The decor and Margarita's were both amazing! Very fun vibe in this place, and I love that one side of the bar is open street side for some fresh night air, and so you still feel connected to what's happening on Mill Ave. The bartenders are super attentive and fun, but the wait staff are constantly changing tables which takes away from the relationship aspect of dining and can be confusing when you're trying to pay your tab and leave. Wasn't very impressed with the food - the salsa for the chips tasted like ketchup and BBQ sauce, and the fish tacos were just OK. Summary: great place to go for drinks and atmosphere (sit at the bar), but make your dining plans elsewhere.
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My guy and I been here lots. Friday night I had mixed vegetables w chicken he had chow mein w steamed tofu.went to sleep both woke up vomiting and extreme diarrhea. We had extreme food poisoning. He had salmonella I had bacteria and parasitic worms.both still not right . obviously this kitchen is cross contamination .we are so done with this place