Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: UGH. One of the few times Yelp has ever steered me wrong. I apologize to my 3 dining companions that I forced to eat here with me :( The good: The restaurant is pretty cute. There are 3 levels, including an al fresco dining area. The french onion soup was pretty darn tasty. The bad: All the other food. Escargot - fine. Salmon tartare - srsly? we had to add a crapload of seasoning to make this edible. Mussels - wayy too fishy, couldn't even taste the broth. Lamb and filet mignon - terribly terribly salty, yuck. The ugly: Our entrees took over 1.5hrs to come out, and the restaurant wasn't even full! We were so bored we started playing the Name Game while we waited, and my boyfriend bet my friend $1 for him to put pepper in his mouth, straight from the shaker. Yeah, we were that bored. The super ugly: My friend's veal scallops came out COLD! We initially thought maybe that's how the dish was supposed to be served? Wrong. The waitress informed us that it should be hot and took the plate back to the kitchen. 40 mins later, we were all done with our meal and we told them to just cancel the dish. Their response: It's right downstairs! They brought it back out after what we assumed was a quick reheat of the meat and it turned out to be completely bland and dry. Disgusting. They comped us for that one dish, but really though they should have comped us for the entire dinner. Most of it was either spent waiting for our food or trying very hard to eat our dishes. They only offered a mere apology AFTER we tried to flag down a waitress for our check for 15 mins and she asked "how was everything?" and was met with blank stares. Sooo upsetting, and such a waste of a meal in Montreal!
Q: positive

A: Lets see where do i begin? Ok, beer on tap is great. Im an ipa hophead and odells is one of my favorites, oskar blues gordon knight is awesome as well. Had the newly tapped pranqster and was pleasantly surprised how smooth and drinkable it was. Bottled beer, start with bear republic racer 5 ipa, my personal favorite. Dales pale ale and stone sublimey black ipa would be my other choices. Food is awesome, had the new menu item tenderbelly bacon sandwich and will get again when available. The pro pasta appetizer had cheeses, meats, and mushrooms that were top notch. All the staff is friendly and attentive in their service which is a big plus. Happy hour all day sunday is so nice, and i wouldnt worry about some reviews of the neighborhood which i think is great and what attracted me in the first place. The music is also something that just makes this a more relaxing place to visit, I highly recommend this place for all the reasons stated. All my support to TMI and local business who do right by their customers!
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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- positive) review?

Answer: Terrible customer service!!! I had some drinks and appetizers, one of them being some wings. When they brought out the wings they were the wrong flavor. I told the waitress that they were the wrong flavor and she kind of looked at me funny and told me that because they didn't have a toothpick in them they must be the right order and that I must be mistaken. When I told her I was positive they weren't the flavor I ordered she begrudgingly said she would go put in the order for the correct wings and she left the wrong wings on the table. Since it had been a while since we ordered and we were hungry and they left the wings on the table everyone at the table had another wing. A couple minutes after the waitress left the assistant general manager came over and asked what was wrong with the wings. We told him they were the wrong flavor and he asked if we wanted a side of the correct flavor. We told him all we wanted were the wings we ordered. He said that he could do that but he would have to charge us for the wings with the incorrect sauce because we already ate some of them. We explained the situation and he told us that their policy was to have all managers come talk to customers when orders are incorrect, which was never explained to us. The waitress didn't even tell us about the manager and had only said that she was going to ring in new wings. After a few minutes of arguing with the manager we asked for our bill (which they charged us for the wrong wings) and we left. The manager was condescending the entire time and even yelled stuff at us as we left. I used to love Zipps but I am never going back.
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I've eaten here a couple of times, and the food is good. I'd give the food 4 stars, but the wait for your food is way too long. I did a take out order the last time I was there, and it took 22 minutes for them to get me two chicken sandwiches and two french fries. 22 minutes! And this was on a week night after 7pm! That is a really long time to make someone wait for such a small amount of food. I do love their smash fries and the grilled chicken club sandwiches, but I'm not sure if I would want to go there again and have to wait that long. I'm also not a fan of how pricey they are.