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An example of an negative review: First off nothing gourmet going on here at all. Its basically Subway with free delivery and they have to deliver it for free or there is no way in hell you would bother with the place. It's cheap, generic, flavorless food.

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An example of an positive review: I came here Thursday night with the "All-Star" stand-up comics. It's $2 for students with ID and $8 for anyone without. Normally I wouldn't have an issue with that, except they still demand a 2 drink minimum, which seems a little much to me. However, aside from the MC, the comedians consistently had us laughing (and sometimes face-palming) and the Pina Colada and Arnold Palmer I did order, were delicious. A good hour and a half. I recommend it.

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An example of an negative review: We went here for my birthday this year and I had the worst service ever. It took more than a half hour after we ordered to get our food while I was informed that my food was still being made. I ordered clam chowder and a personal pizza and never received my meal. The waiter was trying his best but it did not make up for the cold food that my family received or the fact that I never received my food. The beer was watered down as well which ended up with my food, my father's food, as well as the beers being taken off the bill. As I said before the waiter really tried his best and because he felt bad he created a goodie bag for me for my birthday and as an apology. All in all I will never go here again and I really don't recommend this place for people who are looking to dine in. (I would give this place zero stars but am unable to do so)

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An example of an positive review: Nice modern architecture and comfortable rooms with a view. Plenty to do within a short distance of many downtown Phoenix attractions. Sunday brunch was amazing.