Sentiment analysis: The food isn't fresh. I think that's all I really have to say, but I'll expound a bit more on it. I walked in and the host was friendly. The service was pretty good, but the food took a very long time to come out. The chips came to the table quickly, but they were not fresh chips (bagged and colored variety). The salsa was ok, but it wasn't great either. When the food did come out it was obviously microwaved. I got the chimichilada (1 mini chimi and 1 enchilada) and the person I was with ordered a chicken sandwich. When he went to pick it up the bun was so dry it crumbled apart. The fries were microwaved too, and they tasted old. My dish was very large. The rice was over microwaved too though. The chimi was just "meh". There was nothing special about it. The enchilada was good, but I don't think it should have been called an enchilada at all. It was a sort of floppy (not fresh) tortilla folded over cut up portabella mushroom (which did taste good). It had a sweet cream sauce over it. The cream sauce was the best part of the whole dinner, but the flavor of the so called "enchilada" did not go well with the rest of the plate at all. Beyond the food, I'm positive that there was no one under 60 eating there. I'm not against going to places where I'm the youngest person, but it seemed a bit odd. I would not recommend this place.
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negative

Sentiment analysis: Great little Ma and Pop shop. Positives: coffee; pastries; food; location; cool owners; German accents. Cons: lighting is fairly poor; a decorator is badly needed; sometimes their food portions are smallish. Coffee Their coffee is the best in town. Pete, the owner, tells me they brought a bag of their favorite coffee from Deutschland to the people at Colombia Roastery, who blended a coffee just for them. What's more, they give free refills. If I've gotten any good grades since I've been in Champaign, it's thanks to Pete. Pastries The mom makes them. I love the cinnamon rolls. They also have a raspberry shortbread-type pastry made from almond flour. Very nice.
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positive

Sentiment analysis: Okay, so because I'm so excited to have eaten here, and I want to use obscenities to describe the deliciousness, I have decided to replace any PG-13 words with PG words. And.... This place was flippin' good! I mean, gosh darn! How the heck did they just do that? Each bite made whoopee to my taste buds and stayed around afterwards to cuddle! It's not everyday that I find a restaurant that I absolutely want to be a regular at, but La Tolteca is a restaurant that I can see myself having a healthy relationship with, and, if I'm lucky, possibly growing old with. I'm all for market-style restaurants, and La Tolteca seriously nailed it! Okay, now that that's out of my system, here's what I tried: I tried the chips and salsas, huevos rancheros and the chilaquiles. The chips were fresh as can be (still warm in the bag), and the salsas...oh the salsas...they were all great, but the stand out had to be the habanero. It was definitely one of the best salsas I've ever had, and my girlfriend considered it the best she had ever had. That's not to be taken lightly because we eat salsa almost religiously. Because my girlfriend got the chilaquiles, I went with the huevos rancheros. They were piping fresh and everything one would expect. The second I cut open the yolk of the egg and saw the yellow and red run together, I knew I was in for a treat. The flavors of that mixed with beans and a little rice were really great! For those of you that have had good huevos rancheros before you'll know what to expect. Alright, and lastly the chilaquiles. In all seriousness, these were the best, and I mean the BEST chilaquiles I've ever had! I'm not sure exactly what was going on in the kitchen, but I suspect a tiny sprinkling of crack right before it was served to us, but that may have just been the garlic. Either way though, it was phenomenal! Every single bite made me so happy, and even after everyone was full at the table, we still managed to pick away at it until it was completely consumed. Every person reading this needs to do themselves a favor and endure the trip to Central Phoenix for this place. If you love Mexican food (especially chilaquiles), La Tolteca should not disappoint in the slightest.
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positive