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Output: First off, I want to say that I've been here multiple times. Each time resulted in "intense intestinal distress" within one hour of eating my blizzard. Don't ask why I continued to go back- I clearly have an ice cream addiction. Recently, I went there with my boyfriend. We each got blizzards and sine it was a nice day, we decided to walk around Plaza Midwood while eating our treats. We really only walked around 15 minutes- by the time we finished our blizzards we were in front of Fuel and threw out our containers in front of the restaurant. Well, as we crossed the street, I saw my car was being booted. I went up to the booter, explained that I had been a customer. He asked if I had a receipt, which of course I didn't. I pointed out the DQ employee who had waited on us and said she could vouch. Unfortunately, this lovely red headed slack jawed hillbilly could remember when we had been there. It was a total disaster. If you must go here to satisfy a soft serve craving, get in your car and drive home with your frosty treat: 1) you will be booted if you wander too far and 2) you are a short time from some serious bathroom issues and you will want to be close to home.

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Output: I've been told that Firehouse subs are delicious. Finally got around to trying out their meatball sub, a sub they are supposed to be known for. I'd have to say it was one of the best I've ever had. It was loaded and even looked delicious.

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Output: Better lunch prices than the fast food chains. I've been coming here for years. Actually, back in the day when I still lived on this side of town, I ate here 3-6 times per week. My favs include the antipasto salad, steak special + jalapenos sub, and fried mushrooms. You can't beat the 2 slice lunch special for like 4 bucks i think. The pizza & wing special is classic. Family owned by Italian guys with humor. Sheck 'em out! I wish they had one of these on the Eastside and then I wouldn't have 2 wonder what I'm having 4 dinner everynite. ;' (

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Would NEVER eat here again. My wife, sister-in-law and I all ate here last night. The service was great, and the food seemed to taste okay... About 6 hours later, all 3 of us were puking our guts out. The only thing that we all had in common was the meat, beans, and rice. I called in and talked to a manager "Steve" the next morning, and he didn't sound concerned at all, the first words out of his mouth were, "We served that all day long and our health inspections and sanitation practices are excellent." Not and "I'm sorry" or let me look into this at all. He was more concerned about covering his rear end. I would avoid this place...