IN: I only know two people who can keep there mouth shut , not including me . I have lived in the same town since I was five and it is getting waaaaay too small . I quit getting fucked up a year ago ( pot&pills&drinking ) but i got drunk the other night . My fast food job is realy weird . I ve been there for two years because they would n't fire me for anything .
What would happen if a friend wanted to go to the bar ?

OUT: The narrator would decline .

IN: Well , I had n't seen the sign , which was posted half a block away . Tow times were stated on the sign . Long story short , I walked home , called a cab , and went to the tow yard to retrieve the car - at great expense . The second time , my brand new Dodge Spirit died on the freeway , fortunately coasting to a striped zone .
How may I be feeling right now ?

OUT: Angry

IN: Kevin , Adam and Kris did an amazing job ! [ I'M SO JEALOUS . lol ] . I spent a lot of time with my buddy Jenna whom I have n't seen in FOREVER .
Which group of people did well together ?

OUT:
Kris , Adam , and Kevin did a good job together .