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Nobu should add three letters to the end of its name: E-N-O. The food here tastes better than McDonald's but worse than Chipotle, but I would rate McDonald's higher due to it being a better value. We had the tasting menu and some sushi. The Yellowtail with Jalapeno, along with every other cold dish, followed the same formula: raw fish + cilantro hidden underneath a pile of salt. The Black Cod with Miso and the Beef Tenderloin tasted like bad halloween candy. Everything was either drenched in salt or drenched in sugar, or both. The sushi was not inedible, it was on par with the kind of sushi you can get from any two-dollar-sign sushi restaurant. It's pretty hard to mess up sushi to the extent that they messed up their other dishes, since chefs have less artistic license when it comes to sushi. Then again, it's hard to mess up miso soup and theirs was the worst I've ever had (way too salty). Service was good. Our bill, including tip, came out to nearly $600 for three people. So if you want to trick your non-asian friends into believing that their palates lack the sophistication to appreciate expensive asian cuisine, Nobu is the place to go. Or sometimes when you're feeling masochistic, you just want to get punched in the face. That's when you go to Nobu. There are many reasons to go to Nobu, but edible food is not among them. If you want good food, there are some great French options in the area, such as Le Cirque.

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