IN: My sister and I took eight kids - no , wait four - no , eight - kids to the museum today . Four freshly inspired artists at work in the museum craft room Today was free day at the Tacoma Art Museum . Free day in any location equal fun family outing for me .
Why did they take so many kids to the museum ?

OUT: They wanted to take their family 's kids to something fun .

IN: George Carlin was my inspiration to go into Stand Up and Improv . I never liked the " saying funny things " kind of stand up ( one liners , etc ) . But then I heard George Carlin --- who did n't say funny things , but * said things funny*.
What type of comedy does the narrator like ?

OUT: The narrator likes dark comedy .

IN: How can he gibve me support when i do nt even want to try . So altho yesterdays conversation was very tue ... today i stuffed myself .. I ate all kinds of crap and for dinner my mom gave me fried fish . Afterwards i fel so huge ! !
Why is the narrator feeling particularly large ?

OUT:
They just ate fried food .