input: Write a negative yelp review.
output: Yuk. Dirty and gross
input: Write a negative yelp review.
output: I'm very disappointed with Sam Woo. This used to be our "must stop" whenever we were in Vegas! and my family and I have been coming here for a decade! Well the last few times I ate here, I recall having a bad experience; waters left alone, food came at super different timing, waiter ignored us,..etc. but NOTHING beats our last experience, which was last Thursday 5/10/2012. We arrived at 12 pm and being a weekday, the place wasn't crowded at all. We stood there waiting to be seated for a couple minutes now. We looked around, and no hostess/waiter to be found. Just people eating starring at us. Then, to our left we saw this lady (at the counter where you pay) and she made direct eye contact with us and clearly saw that we're standing around dumb, yet she reaches her cell and sat down. I was heated!!!! Finally, the waiter came and sat us down. We waited some more for our water, and by the time we were ready to order, he was no where to be found once again. Then we saw him took two tables' order and we arrived looong before those people! ugh! We ordered the combo; duck pork and chicken. BIG MISTAKE I honestly could finish the whole thing alone. How do you expect 4 people to eat from such small servings!!!! Then we didn't get our rice. After flagging him down for rice, he asked 'how many'. WTH! our bill came to 34$ . rice was $4.30 What a disappointment ending to our trip. boooooo
input: Write a negative yelp review.
output:
My good friend purchased a one hour massage as a Christmas gift for me. How nice, right? I was greeted at the door and when she asked me how long, I said 1 hour. I then handed the gift card, for whatever reason I got the sense she did not like this. Not sure why. She seemed to struggle as to who would give the massage. She ended up saying Sonny would. I wasn't in the mood for a dude. I wanted a females touch as I felt stressed from my workout earlier. I said I wanted a female and she reluctantly accommodated me. I'm not going to write allot other than it was one of the most poor foot massages I've had. I will say the full body back, chest and neck massage was par. I think they work out of the boundaries of their license but I'm not going to worry about that. Way to much talking up front during the massage didn't allow for me to relax. There are better choices out there.