First , by way of explanation , I wanted to try out some flash fiction since it 's a form I really enjoy but do n't know much about . So I ' m going to try to get into a routine of writing one short short ( 100 words or less ) every day or two based on a prompt from my " Writer 's Block " book . Today 's prompt is just a word , " Deadline . " Here 's hoping this little project does n't get too tedious . OPTIONS:
- To defeat their writer 's block .
- None of the above choices .
- To pass literature class .
- To get published in the New Yorker .

A: Why is the narrator undertaking this tedious project ?

Sorry about the Villa report but due to time constraints i have been unable to compile it but suffice to say just read the reports of the Sunderland and Boro games in that we were poor and unable to pass the ball 5 yards it seemed . Now to the good stuff and typing a report on a victory over Man United . These victories for some unknown reason used to happen on a regular basis under Houllier but Rafa just seems to struggle against Manchester United and for me shows them too much respect . OPTIONS:
- This person compiles book reports .
- This person analyses sports .
- None of the above choices .
- This person works with the poor .

A: What kind of work does this person do ?

I know now that it was not the boy - the cold , wet boy , on the cold , wet bench - that made me feel so at home on that hilltop . Or should I say , it was not only that boy . It was my friends . It was God . OPTIONS:
- God
- None of the above choices .
- The hilltop
- The boy

A: What was cold and wet ?

He offered her his congratulations . She sobbed and said she did n't want to like this . He said nothing more , for he did not know her , and was n't particularly in the mood to have someone 's troubles poured over him . But it was too late . She told him anyway . OPTIONS:
- She seems to have regets .
- None of the above choices .
- She seems to not want a congratulations .
- She seems to not want any help .

A:
Why is the woman crying ?