Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Q: He watches someone kneel at his mother's bedside. Her open hand

A: extends out a crack.
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Q: He walks down the drive towards the post box by the roadside. He

A: finds him sitting at a seat in a stop and presses a finger to his ear.
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Q: Then some men are on stage and receive a trophy and a man talks behind a podium. At the end the scene

A:
tells us that he wants the spirit he was drinking.
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