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An example of an negative review: A friend and I have been dying to try this place because everyone is always talking about how great the food is. So we decided to give it a try last night. When we walking in the decor was arty and cute, and it was actually pretty packed in there which was excited because that's normally a good sign on a Wednesday night. There was a sign that said "see hostess for seating" with an arrow not really pointing to anything just into the large dining room. So we walked up to what looks like the hostess/cashier station and I asked "Are you the hostess" and the reply I received from a younger girl about my age was "I guess I can be". And this is where the TERRIBLE service had just begun. We sat and waited for at least 10 minutes before a women can and asked what we wanted to drink. A man returned with them and told us he was our server. His name was David and was one of the most unpleasant servers I have encountered so far. He had the most put out attitude towards us, for example when he took our appetizer plate out of the way he took some silver wear with him, he said "I'll bring some back." In a tone as if we were stupid to think he wasn't. When he brings new silver wear he TOSSED it onto the table and said "Here" And walked away. Every time he came to our table which wasn't not that often we would just cringe. When it came time to get the check he asked if we wanted it split we said yes, he walked away quickly not even asking how we wanted it split and came back and put the check onto the table stating " I don't know how you want it split, figure it out and I'll do it.". After that we just wanted to get out of there, we gave him $9 in cash to put towards the bill and the rest on the card and we clearly said to him to do it this way. He returns puts the check down and goes "Well I put $7 in cash and kept the $2 and put the rest on the card, I thought that's what you said I could do" as if he was scared we weren't going to tip him or something and he NEEDED to take that $2. I was shocked as a past server I would never bold face take money off the top like that. I told him no that was not correct and signed my receipt and gave him his REAL tip that was going to be on the card not his $2 in cash that he felt the need to keep. And we were out of there. Now other than the service the food was fantastic. The hummus appetizer was amazing and we both had the gyros and they were amazing as well. I will most likely not ever return to this Pita Jungle location because the service which is a shame because the food was really great.

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An example of an negative review: I'd give Botero zero stars if I could. Astoundingly poor service, with astoundingly outrageously priced food. We were teased with the daily special of Dover Sole only to find it was $75.00 per plate!!!!! Of course only after we ordered it. Insane in today's economy with a half-empty restaurant. We told the manager it was UNETHICAL and it was. So mediocre - so disappointing. In our party of six not one person was satisfied with their meal. Go to the Mandarin its worth the price.

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An example of an positive review: I still like Desert Jade. I go there every once in awhile. The noodles are not as crispy as they used to be and the food is not as fresh as it once was, but I still enjoy the food here. I went for lunch today. My mom got chicken with snow peas, which was very good and I had wonton soup, which was pretty bland. The sweet and sour chicken is still the BF's favorite and the service is still very good. They are always efficient. And the almond cookies....yum.

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An example of an negative review: I am an avid spa goer and have never experienced such a loud atmosphere. Felt like I in the middle of a party of some kind. Complained about the noise level and was told they would tend to the issue, but nothing was done about the loud conversations and laughing. My massage therapist shared all about the health inspection they had had the day before. She chatted my ear off through my entire 80 minute massage. After speaking to the spa director about the issues, I was offered to us the amenities for free. If you are expecting a top notch spa, don't try this one. Have had an amazing experience at the Mandarin Spa.