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How to make an annoying roommate move out
When talking on the phone try screaming in a high pitched voice; this works very well during the early morning hours.
Invite friends over that your roommate hates.
Let them sit and gossip in your room for hours.
Choices: (1). Turn your music up full blast anytime you listen to it. Try to schedule your music listening time conveniently when your roommate is sleeping or doing homework. (2). Watch a television show or video show that may annoy your roommate. Annoying is known as a " gossip post ". (3). Step out of your house (or get outside) as soon as possible, until someone else has or arrives. There are another good options for both of you right? Be loud; shy; wear headphones and sing along. (4). And before they know, everyone will be gossiping about you and saying hateful things to you. Remember: it will get boring quickly and over time your friend will leave.
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