IN: I was half way to the store when I realized I forgot my bags . Darn . Oh , well , Molly made good use of the Target bag . I think she slept on it for a couple of hours . And look at that !
What could have led to Molly going to sleep on the target bag ?

OUT: Molly is a puppy , and is not picky when it comes to choosing a place to sleep

IN: Was just about to climb into bed at 11.45 last night when the home phone rang . The phone does nt normally ring at this time , it was Di whispering " Can you come over here , Justins just had a heart attack ' . Yeah I 'll be there in 5 !
what may be a plausible fact about the home phone ?

OUT: Is not used often

IN: So I go and I get trashed , hit on , taken advantage of , in a huge fight with my best friend and drove home ... yes ... drunk as a skunk . I know ... I ' m stupid .
What is the reason I was " trashed " ?

OUT:
Trash means " wasted , high or drunk " .