Problem: Write a positive (OPTIONS:
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A: I just heard about this place from my hairdresser today, and made a beeline for it. Let me just say it was wonderful. The people were extremely friendly and helpful, the food was OUTSTANDING, the ambiance was warm and inviting. They also had a huge selection of teas and coffee's. Their signature pomegranate tea is homemade by the owner with agave. Super yummy! I HIGHLY recommend this little gem to the veggie and non-veggies out there! Yum, Yum!
Q: negative

A: Once upon a time, corporate restaurants were evil, and celebrity chef owned restaurants, were a slice of heaven. Once upon a time...these days, it's all the same sh*t! First off, Payard is actually a three part restaurant, here in Caesar's Palace. It's a restaurant, with a smaller, order at the counter quick-cafe style section, as well, as a "Payard Express" which isn't even connected to the restaurant or to-go counter, but rather, closer to the casino. We went to the cafe, to-go section. At first glance, it's a pretty space, but seriously, what isn't in a Vegas style hotel these days. The selection, even for a quick bite, looked pretty slim. It's ok, I thought, smaller menu usually means a more finely tuned menu! Or, so I thought. As I was in a group of five, we all ordered different things, with the intent to try a little of everything. We ordered; a croque monsieur, a chicken and mushroom crepe, a banana and caramel crepe, an almond croissant as well as a regular croissant. The chicken and mushroom crepes were just plain T-A-S-T-E-L-E-S-S. I mean, NO seasoning whatsoever. The croque monsieur tasted good, HOWEVER, I've had ice that was warmer than this sandwich. It was heated up, extremely unevenly! Too bad, as this was the tastiest thing we ordered. The banana caramel crepe was ok, as were the two croissants. Oh, and the service? HORRIBLE! The women working here, all had attitude! No one had a smile on their face, which I couldn't care less about, but God forbid you ask them a question! I asked a woman behind the counter, what time the restaurant portion closes at night, she looked at me with a blank stare and said, "they're right next door, why don't you walk over there, and ask them". It's a shame, I really did have high hopes for Payard. Should have stuck with Bouchon! Food: 3 Ambience: 5 Service: 1 Value: 2
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer: My spouse walked in with a bright smile and their coupon for $29 new patient cleaning, X-rays, and exam and then the DDS in this practice concluded that she needed to spend $400 more --minimum -- for additional cleaning. Oops there goes the bright smile. Give us a break -- she goes for regular cleanings 2-3X a year and her teeth are fine. Watch out for these guys -- there's a pungent aroma of bait and switch here. Maybe this guy skipped the ethics class in dental school.
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Output: My friends and I heard lots of great reviews about this place so we decided to come here for dinner. Had called in to make a reservation of 15 but ended up waiting for 30 mins. Our server was great. She had a monkey clip in her hair which made us laugh. The food came out super slow. Not surprised because the place was packed! Everything was really tasty (or maybe i was really hungry)! Left the place with a happy belly. Three days later I had this awful stomach flu. Found out most of my friends had caught the stomach flu that night! It was horrible! I'm super sad because I was planning to go back. Papaya salad was spicy but addicting. Beef salad was yummy. Fried rice was soo good. The crispy duck was to die for. Tom yum & chicken curry was average. Fried fish was fresh. Maybe we were being too loud and they had added an extra flavor to our foods. Eh, not coming back anytime soon though.
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output: We were looking for something different on a Sunday night and stopped by this Tilted Kilt in Arrowhead. We walked in around 5PM and into a loud football crowd. It had been about 2 years since I was in a tilted kilt and the first thing we noticed was the changed menu. It used to be a very long book of endless items and this new menu was much easier to read. I always love their Rueben and the lady ordered the Fish & chips. We both ordered a drink. Our problem was our waitress and partially the food. While our girl has nice boobs, she had a major attitude as if waitressing was beneath her or maybe she was used to dealing with obnoxious drunk guys gawking at her? Either way, she was just a snatch. We weren't sure - but service was slow and everything we asked took 10 minutes to get. Read all the other reviews. Why is everything so damn slow at this location? Are they trained to act lazy and not hussle? When my food came and I unrolled my napkin to grab my fork and knife ( I know bad manners - I should have done it when I initially sat down,) I noticed it was very dirty and crusted with food. I asked my waitress to get me a new one, and she just disappeared. I would think since my food is served, running and grabbing me a fork and knife so I could eat it would be paramount, but it wasn't. I went to the wait station and grabbed my own. Drinks took forever to refill and the fish and chips were overcooked and way too crispy. There was no manager to be found (is there even a manager there? Would this manager be the ugly one in pants?), so we got out check and left. My rule of thumb is if I ever go out and eat, and I need to fetch my own water, ketchup, napkin, salt and pepper or ANYTHING - the waitress just lost their tip. I pay a premium to go out (our bill here came to 58 bucks,) and the last thing I am going to do is serve myself when it is someone else's job. Sorry Ms. Nice Boobs! You lost a tip and start losing your attitude! I doubt we will be back. Big Boobs don't make up for crappy service and mediocre food. If you want better food with hot chicks, then drive about 20 miles east to Scottsdale and visit Twin Peaks at FLW and 101.
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer:
$35 for 2 shirts, 2 pants and 1 sweater? Wow! Short of getting a description on my receipt that my sweater was from Brooks Brothers (which I already knew) I'm not sure why it cost more than double what I would normally have paid back in Chicago. At these prices you would think that "heavy starch" was a no brainier, but they got that wrong (as the receipt showed) and gave me "light starch". I just moved here as a seasonal resident and decided to divide my dry cleaning into four equal piles and test out four cleaners less than minutes a way from each other. I'm not surprised that the other three all did a fine job at half the price....and I got heavy starch!!