[Q]: Objective: To make a cylinder that can be stuck with toothpicks.
[A]: Take a pool noodle and cut it into a 3 inch long cylinder.

[Q]: Objective: bobby pin
[A]: can fall in stockings

[Q]: Objective: To prevent chance of a oil boilover and subsequent fire during deep frying a turkey
[A]: The turkey MUST be completely defrozen.

[Q]: Objective: What bait can I use to catch a mole?
[A]:
Smear peanut butter -- smooth or chunky -- on the underside of the trigger with a disposable butter knife. This will prevent the mole from stealing the bait without activating the trap.