So since he was talking three miles a second , he did n't actually realize , that his next beer bottle was momentarily refilled . ( He 's going to make on hell of a devoted lawyer one day , lemme tell ya)Unfortunately we have n't got a single photo from the very moment , when the really dirty and probably contaminated water hit the back of his throat . Ick ! But his face was priceless . Since the day had begun so good , something had to happen to make it worse .

A: How was his face priceless .

Well Heather 's got off to our local community college . I think it was a good move for her with her disabilities . She is so dsyesltic ( sp ? ) it is not even funny .

A: What is the reason that community college is a good move for Heather ?

The house is done , packed , finished and loaded onto a 26 foot truck , a 6 x 12 trailer , and a 5 x 5 storage unit . I have given away my grill and my patio furniture and tossed an entire cooler full of food but we 're official done and out . I managed to drive 12 hours today and have finally made it to somewhere in Tennessee . I figure I got about 6 more hours in the truck tomorrow , give or take and then I 'll be at the new place but tomorrow afternoon .

A: Where did the narrator stop for the night ?

spend three hours at the beach , then pick up snacks and beer and hang out on the balcony till late-ish.wander down the main street , being accosted by maitre d ' types all the way , till we decide on the first restaurant . the food and atmosphere were good , nothing spectacular though . afterwards , beer and ice cream again , at another cafe down the street , followed by more beer , and somehow it was one am .

A:
Whey did we choose the cafe we did ?