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An example of an positive review: Fun, affordable & delicious. A bit loud for the older set but great music, free shots, and more food than you can eat. Family of 4 ate for less than $50.

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An example of an negative review: It's an ok sports bar. The placement of some of the tv's is bizarre. Beer prices are fair, and they have a pretty average bloody mary if you show up early for football games. Don't think I'll go back. There's better options in the area.

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An example of an negative review: For a fast food chain known for it's homogeneous franchise structure, there couldn't be much more inconsistency in the customer service. I've been a long time fan of Subway and live close to this location. Unfortunately, they have repeatedly let me down. The most recent offense - the dreaded curly long black hair that had to be pulled out of my mouth. Needless to say, this ruined my appetite. But...these things happen and as long as the restaurant makes up for it, I will typically let it slide. So, I called the location and told them about my sandwich with a little something extra. They said they'd call me back after speaking with the store manager. I received a call several minutes later and was informed that I could bring in what I had left of the sandwich and they would remake or refund me for however much is left. I ordered a footlong and discovered the hair in the last quarter of the sandwich, which meant only a partial reimbursement for a miserable experience. I was infuriated and swore at the poor girl on the phone. She passed the buck to her manager and said that he'd give me a call to discuss this further. Yeah right....how about I just let the YELP* world decide on this poorly managed Subway's fate?

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An example of an positive review: Okay, after recently relocating to Midtown from the vapid vortex of the valley (aka N Scottsdale) I knew I was in for some culture shock. After scouring yelp for suggestions, I grabbed my best friend Lisa and we took off an a little mid-week impromptu bar crawl to help familiarize me with my new area. First stop, The Roosevelt. Oh my God. How much did I freaking love this place?? I literally felt like Alice and I'd stumbled down the rabbit hole upon entering this quaint and cozy little bar, especially after spending the last 3 years up north. Where were the steroid-induced and over gelled bartenders I had come to expect? And where was the group of young 20 something girls that looked like they wanted to rip my head off right as I walked in the door?? Every where I turned there were great little details. A guy reading a book while throwing back a beer in the corner snuggled up into a chair, a group of interesting looking women having a great time discussing lord knows what, and of course the fabulous bartender that let my friend Lisa (literally the most indecisive person in the world) sample practically every beer on tap until she found the one she liked the best. And don't even get me started on the beer. For those of you that don't know me, I had a bit of a reputation back in school for basically being able to drink my weight in booze. And yet, after two tall glasses of their intoxicating house beer, shockingly enough I had a nice little buzz going on. No, it may not have been my first drink of the night but that's besides the point : ) Sampled some food at the suggestion of my fellow yelpers, and I don't think anyone in the world has ever inhaled a grilled cheese sandwich and bowl of tomato soup as fast as I did that night. Sooo good. Only reason I am taking a star away is because of the 1 bathroom. A situation that has proved to become a bit problematic as the place fills up. Oh well, I absolutely loved it and will definitely return!