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Output: I am going to be the dissenting voice on this place, but I don't think it isn very good. Everything it does, Niro's Gyros does both better and cheaper. I honestly think Zorba's has kind of a privileged place due to nostalgia - it is an institution and one of the few places on Green Street that hasn't changed in the last decade (and beyond). So maybe I am not the target audience. But the thing is, I love gyros! They're greasy enough that I don't get them too often, but I do love them. This brings us to the main problem: Zorba's gyros are not very good. I have been used to the gyros in my hometown (gigantic), the ones in Naperville (huge), and the ones from Niro's (also huge). The ones at Zorba's are comparatively small. This is not a deal-breaker - I don't need the mountains of meat all the time. The problem is that the meat is not very good. It has kind of a gritty texture and an off flavor. It reminds me of the frozen gyro meat you can get at grocery stores. They offer an array of sauces, but the tzatziki is key and it's not very good either. I see rave reviews of the fries, and while they are good, they aren't exceptional. Even on a discount day, the fry and gyro meal is more than other places in town and I just did not like it as much. I thought the first time might've been an unfair representation, but on the next visit I could not finish the gyro - the texture of the meat got to me. Decor is old-fashioned as fits a local institution. There is sort of a grease-haze that hangs in the air.

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Output: Finally found a parking spot less than five miles away. That's where any negative comments end. The place is beautiful, well-run and all the staff is also attractive. We decided they must all be underwear models in their spare time. Male and female undie models serving awesome beer and food. The wings were good, grilled or not. Pizza was good, too. The place is a huge farm-style building with vaulted roof, beer brewing tanks in the corner, calling your name. "Beeeeeer." Well, that's my name when I am out. Tons of coeds and old folks, too. Sports on in every crevice, TONS of seating. Parking is sole issue. And that is not as much a problem going in as it is staggering out after drinking that strong beer ..( Get a DD or the PO-PO will be after you)They don't call it Kilt Lifter for nothing. Get a growler on your way out for that "hair of the dog" that will be coming for you later.

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Output: Unfortunately I've had to bring my boy here on several occasions including today and I just want to say they are so wonderful with my son, and with making me feel at ease. I love this place and just want to say thank you for taking such good care of us!

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The Ahi Salad was pretty good. The Pad Thai was edible. The one sushi roll we tried, the Wock and Roll, was awful. Our server was kind enough to take it back and remove it from our bill after we had eaten three pieces, so points for that. But points subtracted again for food poisoning later that night. A very soft two stars. Eat anywhere else.