The police officer has all of the power over whether or not to issue a ticket. It is in your best interest to be polite. Making small talk can also humanize you to the officer. Ask officers how they are doing today, and answer any questions in a friendly manner. Flirting, however, is counterproductive. Officers report that they feel insulted when drivers think they can get out of a ticket by flirting. Be as easy to deal with as possible. The less difficulty you create for the officer, the more likely it is that he won't remember much about you. If you have to contest the ticket later, at trial, then you could benefit if the officer can't remember anything about you. Also don't deny it. If the officer asks if you know why you were stopped, you shouldn't say, "I was speeding." However, you can escalate tensions if an officer tells you that you were speeding and you try to deny it. When the officer tells you that you were speeding, stay quiet or say, "Oh" or something equally non-committal. You can politely ask the officer to give you a warning instead of a ticket. All you need to say is, "Would you consider giving me a warning?" If a polite request doesn't work, remain quiet. Anything you say will be written down in the notes section of the speeding ticket. Angry, sarcastic statements can only serve to hurt you later on. Those types of comments can motivate an officer to show up at a trial to make sure you are found guilty. However, you should be sure to ask at some point what technology the officer used to gauge your speed. Typically, cops measure speed with the use of radar, laser, or some other technology. If you plan on appealing your ticket, then you will need to document the facts surrounding your speeding ticket. Write down your speed, the weather conditions, and the speed limit where you were issued the ticket. Also note whether or not you were driving in moderate or heavy traffic, or if you were the only car on the road. Write this information down as soon as possible while it is fresh in your mind. This way, you will be sure to have correct information.
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One-sentence summary -- Be polite. Follow all directions. Don't admit that you were speeding. Ask that the officer not give you a ticket. Document the facts.

Ingestion can lead to many symptoms, and it can be complicated since symptoms based on systemic exposure cannot be ruled out. Exposure through ingestion can lead to nausea, vomiting, burns to the mouth and airways, and abdominal pain. You may also experience necrosis of areas of the stomach and digestive tract, which can cause severe pain due to localized tissue death. You may also suffer gastric bleeding, which is accompanied by an inflammation of the stomach. Pancreatitis can also be a symptom, which is an inflammation of pancreas that results from internal digestive tract exposure to HF. If you ingested HF, you need to drink a large quantity of water right away. This will help dilute the acid in your system and ease the severity of the damage. Do not induce vomiting. You can also drink some milk. If exposed person is alert, give them 4-8 ounces of milk or water. Give no more than 4 ounces of either liquid to a child. Be very careful with this kind of exposure. Death has occurred within 90 minutes of ingestion of HF contained in rust remover. Ingestional exposure is life threatening and can cause a lot of permanent damage to organs. Always seek immediate medical attention as soon as you suspect HF exposure. You will likely be started on a treatment regime that will help neutralize the acid, even if you have done it yourself on the way to emergency care. You will be carefully monitored for increased effects of the burn over time, as HF burns can damage your body on a varying time scale depending on the concentration and exposure level. After drinking milk or water and calling for help, it is necessary to attempt to bind certain substances in HF with a neutralizing substance. Take some Tums, which are chewable calcium tablets that can help during HF ingestion. The calcium can help bind the HF in your system. If you don't have Tums, try milk of magnesia, Maalox, or other liquid antacid. Drink 4 to 8 ounces of these liquids to help. Don't overdo it with the liquids by trying multiple methods. You don't want to induce vomiting. Vomiting can cause the acid to further damage unexposed areas that are undamaged. Your doctor will perform additional blood tests to assess any large decreases in calcium due to binding with the ingested HF. This can lead to cardiac problems, including cardiac arrest. A urinalysis will also be done in order to assess your fluid levels. This will help to guide fluid management and help with replenishing of any depleted electrolytes. Your doctor will run the same test as with other forms of exposure, which check for electrolyte balance, heart complications, and other lasting issues.
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One-sentence summary -- Recognize symptoms of ingestion. Drink a lot of water. Seek medical attention immediately. Neutralize the acid. Get additional tests.

There are many options for pranks and a lot of them involve physical humor. Come up with an idea that is funny and will keep your friends laughing for days. For example, you could try one of these pranks: Put toothpaste on your friend's fingers, then tickle their face. You could also use peanut butter or whipped cream. Put shaving cream into his/her shoes. If someone opens their mouth to snore, squirt sour spray! Draw on them with a black (not permanent) marker. Make a silly design on their face or arms. Anything you can access without waking them up. Draw a mustache and a beard. Just make sure it is the kind of marker that will rub off easily. Prank calls are a great way to create hilarious memories with your friends. Just make sure you don't call anyone that will be offended by your prank call. You should only call people who will appreciate the humor since it's all in good fun. Try calling someone and asking someone if their refrigerator is running. When they say yes, tell them that they better go catch it! You could also make prank calls using the cell phone of a person who already fell asleep at your sleepover. Just make sure you don't do anything that could get them in trouble. Pranks that scare someone for a moment can be hilarious. But be careful to keep the joke lighthearted. You want the people that you prank to be able to realize it is a joke right away, rather than being legitimately scared. For example, you could try one of these pranks: Put makeup on your face to make yourself look like an insane clown. Then wake up your friends! Hide in the shower behind the shower curtain and pop out when someone comes in to use the bathroom. Just make sure to do it before they start using the bathroom to avoid any awkwardness. Sometimes people do funny things in their sleep and it can be really funny to record it or to talk about it the next morning. But, even if no one does anything funny in their sleep, you can always pretend they did as another prank! Tell someone they said funny stuff in their sleep. For example, you could tell your friend that while he was sleeping he said, "I love the lunch-lady". If someone is a terrible sleep talker, record the funny things they say.
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One-sentence summary --
Try a funny prank. Make prank phone calls. Try a scary prank. Try sleep-related pranks.