If I could say it was better than Gymkata, I at least felt my money was not totally wasted.

Then I saw Steven Segal's On Deadly Ground.

This movie should see a resurrection though on MST 3K. If Santa Claus Conquers the Martians could make Tom Servo's head explode, one wonders what mayhem this movie could cause.

There is a very good reason why Kurt Thomas never had a movie career.

The writers of this dreck should be forced to wear placards every day of their lives that say "Bitch slap me! I was a writer on Gymkata."
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