Problem: Write a positive (OPTIONS:
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A: Pistachio nut and cookies and cream. I love Thrifty Ice Cream, but it's something weird about it. It doesn't melt!
Q: negative

A: Arrived at Excalibur at 4am with a 2 year old who was very fussy and tired as a last resort, cheap room until we had to check in to the Mandalay the next day. When we first arrived, 2 agents were both with different large families who were complaining about something. I waited in line for *45* minutes along with many other frustrated people. There were two "managers" on duty, or whatever they were just standing there looking like idiots. When we would ask them for help, keep in mind some people were just asking for new keys because they wouldn't work, they put us back in line and didn't apologize for anything. As I finally came up to the counter, the woman gave me a bitchy look as I asked her if she had any half day or special rates, (we were staying for 3 hours) and she snapped at me! THE RATE IS 80 DOLLARS, IF YOU WANT TO GET A CHEAPER RATE, BOOK AT HOTELS.COM. So my fiance went and called hotels.com, and after being on hold with them, walked back and was told that they don't do same day reservations since it was before 3 am. Went to sit back down and my daughter was screaming at the top of her lungs and throwing a fit. They kept staring at me, and did not care to help, after everyone had ending up walking away because of the wait. I am not impressed at all. I can appreciate the atmosphere of the Excalibur, however the customer service is terrible, and they should be ashamed that they would ever treat guests that way. Very unprofessional. And very offputting.
Problem: What would be an example of an positive (OPTIONS:
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Answer: I have to admit I was worried after trying to place my order that I wouldn't be writing a good review for this place, but I am so happy to say I was wrong. I went in with my mom and we wanted to share a sandwich and since we don't like the same things on our subs, we asked to have the onions on the side. We were told they couldn't do that and aren't allowed to. Seemed strange to me, but whatever. The team working didn't seem to know much about the menu either, but I have to say that our sandwich was great. A simple ham and cheese but the bread was great and all of the fixings were fresh and tasty. Beware of the hot peppers...they are serious! Overall, since the food is the most important part, this place is worth it.
Input: OPTIONS:
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Output: While I'm not the biggest fan of steak I love some good seafood so when the chance arose to go to Gibby's I said why not. Situated in Old Montreal the restaurant is housed in an old stable and offers a warm and cozy ambiance. It also has complimentary valet parking which is good to note since parking in the area can be next to impossible sometimes. The portions here are HUGE so I opted to skip the appetizer. Besides you also get a starter included with your meal (salad, tomatoes and onions or tomato gazpacho). I opted for the gazpacho which despite being tomato based was loaded with lots of other vegetables such as green peppers which really upped the flavour of the dish. Be warned though that there is lots of garlic in the gazpacho so it is not the best choice if you're there for date night! I opted to have the lobster tails as my main with a Monte Carlo potato on the side. The Monte Carlo is a baked potato with sour cream, bacon and chives and it is definitely a cut above a normal baked potato. The lobster just fell apart and when dipped in butter was like a little taste of heaven. I finished off with blueberry cheesecake for dessert and the texture was just right. Also it didn't taste too rich. The waiter also brought mint chocolates at this point too which was a nice way to finish off a good meal. The service was pretty good except for a couple of minor errors where they brought us the wrong items. That being said they did correct the mistake quickly. In the end it was a good meal but given the prices here it's the kind of place where you come to celebrate a special occasion.
input: Write a negative yelp review (OPTIONS:
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output: They didn't get any new books in last week, and this Wednesday they still aren't open as of 2:30pm. I'll be taking my business elsewhere from now on.
Input: OPTIONS:
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Output:
Dead as a door nail. Or as all the trees in front. Or as the dreams I once had of an interesting place where there is now only shattered shards of those shattered dreams.