Problem: Write a positive (OPTIONS:
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A: Great atmosphere for a Friday night date with the wife! I had the Hot Mess burger ... just right in terms of so iciness. Got the sweet potatoe fries in the side. I could have had them as a meal in and of themselves, but sadly there weren't very many. $9 My wife had the cob salad and clam chowder. The salad was almost orgasmic ... it was like the risotto scene from Seinfeld. She was in heaven. $11 Our waiter was friendly, attentive, and helpful. Overall, a great place for a night out.

Problem: Write a positive (OPTIONS:
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A: Cappuccino or cake batter ice cream in a waffle bowl is the way to go! I've been there many times and have never been disappointed. Except for one time they gave me coconut instead of praline and I didn't realize until I was already eating it. The coconut wasn't bad though so I guess I'm not complaining. Bottom line is: I love their ice cream! I just wish they had baked goods.

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Oh Gooski's. How I love you. I am married to the Park House, but I would cheat on it with you more often if only you weren't in Polish Hill. I love your rank smoky dive-bar stench, your incredibly strong mixed drinks at garage-sale prices, your penchant for punk rock... You might be the best dive bar in the history of the universe.