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An example of an negative review: Worst Breakfast I've probably ever had. I've always been skeptical of places that also cater, but this place had 'charm' from the outside. Also had some friends RAVE about the hollandaise sauce so I thought I would give it a try. Took the kids for a late breakfast. The service was quick and very friendly so a plus there. The restaurant itself is small, and the only 2 clients inside were about 95 years old sitting side by side facing the rest of the restaurant. Basically you couldn't sit anywhere without their eyes being on you. Granted that's not the owners fault, but still weird. I ordered the SW Eggs Benedict. It came with a side of "home fries" The Benedict itself consisted of an old and dry biscuit, beneath what used to be a frozen puck of chorizo (now completely dry and flavorless) topped by a rather bland hollandaise. That wasn't even the worst part... The "potatoes" we're green, and mushy. Home fries are supposed to be chopped potatoes of the potato color with a delightfully crispy outside. They were clearly boiled and then maybe attempted to be pan fried? More about green potatoes: www.nytimes.com/2007/07/03/health/nutrition/03real.html?_r=0 My daughter ordered pancakes. Pretty sure they were biscuick, though I have no proof so it may or may not be so. Either way they weren't the best, or the worst. Lastly, the music. They were listening to a Christian radio station. It was blatant. I couldn't handle it, I'm sure others will disagree and that's fine. Everyone has the right to their religion and to go where they please. These are just the reasons I won't go back here with my family.

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An example of an negative review: My first review was filtered and will continue to post my review until it is not!! This place is HORRIBLE. Here is my original review! Went to the one in Ceasars forum shops, great service when your in the store but it ends the second you walk out the door. Bought a pair of Frankie B jeans and when i was packing to leave Vegas the next day found the security tag was still on them (which shocked me as i walked out the store and in 3 other stores without any alarms going off) tried to call the store and left multiple messages since no one seems to answer the phone EVER there. Didnt get a call back until 2 days later after i was already back in Chicago. I didnt even get an apology, was just oh well find someone to take it off, found a store here that would take it off and discovered the nasty hole left in the jeans... mind you these are 165 dollar jeans that now have a hole in them. Will never shop there again!

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An example of an negative review: This hotel is good if you come on X-Mas. Buy night, get one free. I would not stay here on any other time of the year. I would also NOT play in the casino. They have inpersonators of music icons like Michael Jackson, Madonna, & Rod Stewert.

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An example of an positive review: So good. so good. so good the only thing that was bothersome was how long it took for our food to arrive. But once it got there, i shut up and enjoyed my yummy breakfast. :)