Problem: Write a positive (OPTIONS:
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A: If you're looking for a funny, funky or just a plain bit odd t-shirt, this is your place. They have a large selection of pre-printed 'quirky' t-shirts in varying sizes, colours and styles - all of which make reference to popular culture, films, sayings, music etc. More-over, you can design and print your own from a huge range of stencils and ''pre-prepared-customisable'' tee's. I had a t-shirt printed for a friend, it was pretty cheap and the results were great. It wasnt the quickest service I'd ever had - but we are talking about printing t-shirts here I guess, and not photocopying or whatever. I'm pretty sure Fabrick also does prints on hoodies, which is quite cool.
Q: negative

A: Unfortunately still in pissy mood at going 0 for 3 in last new restaurant attempts. Once again, a brief review filled with disappointment and regret. Started with the Spanakopita, which was labelled as a Spinach Cheese Pie for $3.95. It was cold. What should have been flaky heavenly goodness in the form of phyllo dough was just greasy congealed torture, which was quite impressive with how this was so damn cold. Maybe they should've left this in the microwave longer. Blah. Entree that was recommended as their house specialty was their oven roasted lamb for $11.95. It was halfway edible as the rice was sorta interesting with pine nuts for a nice crunch, but was a little dry. And then the lamb. It probably wouldn't be fair to say it was dry, it would be more fair to say it was Arizonan desert sand masquerading as meat. Damnit, so disappointed again I can't even think of a witty way to end this review. God bless the edit button, I'll have to come back with something.
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer: Barf. Really. That is the only way to explain West Towne Mall these days. Between the man-eating/car eating potholes (yea yea yea, cold patching sucks, I get it, but it's better to cold patch THAN HAVE MASSIVE POTHOLES ALL OVER THE PARKING LOT) and the disgusting bathrooms, this place is becoming gross. While I can't speak for the mens rooms, the ladies rooms here are ATROCIOUS. You better bring your puddle jumpers, because the floor is constantly wet. With what, you might ask? Who knows. I am all for mall loitering/drinking coffee while walking around/looking for new and sparkly crap to bring home, but these days I avoid this place like the plague. If I need something, I get in, and I get out. Can we also talk about that little booth in the center of the mall (near Francescas) with the European guys trying to sell me a new hair straightener? When you whistle at me to try to get my attention and say "Come here lady", be prepared to get mean-mugged... if not worse. I have no problem (kindly, of course...) telling those fine, polite gentlemen where to go. Unless I need something that can only be found at a store at West Towne, I'm out. Fix the dang potholes. Fix the nas-tay bathrooms. And get rid of those terrible men near the Francescas. They creepy.
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Output: Plain glazed was okay, but the others really shone! Sweet potato is awesome in it's simplicity, it's a nice moist cake donut with exceptional flavor. Raspberry filled has great flavorful filling that SCREAMS real berries. The lemon pie was filled rather unevenly, made it harder to divide up so everyone got some lemon filling! The maple bacon was another "good but just alright donut". The Fat Elvis was awesome, but I think it would really shine with chunky PB inside! All-in-all I'm eager to check them out again and try some more flavors!
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output: 4 hour wait for lunch?! Are you kidding me?!?
Problem: Write a positive (OPTIONS:
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A:
JAMES is the person to go to! He listens to what you want, but also knows what will look good on you. Trust him! Don't be alarmed when he has you bend over so he can cut your hair upside down.. It works :)