TASK DEFINITION: Given a text, write a compressed version of it in a single sentence.
PROBLEM: In other words a firm cannot charge more for delivering similar items to addresses in one section of the country than another. Under this definition United Parcel Service (UPS) is not a true universal service provider because it imposes a surcharge for residential delivery.

SOLUTION: A film can not charge more for giving items from one section of the country than another. The UPS is not a true universal service provider because it asks for a surcharge for residential delivery.

PROBLEM: Upjohn Co. said it will offer an early retirement package to as many as 1,100 employees in a cost-cutting move expected to result in a fourth-quarter charge.

SOLUTION: Upjohn Co. will offer early retirement packages for up to 1,100 employees for a 4th-quarter charge.

PROBLEM: Nothing the matter with buying lovely new things; it's the invasive verbal hype that interferes with personal judgment and turns the happy effort into an embarrassing burden.

SOLUTION:
There's nothing to matter when buying new things; personal judgments that turns happy into embarrassing burden.