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A: YAAAWNNNNN......EEEEEEK!!! Zzzzzzz......... My least favorite Cirque du Soleil show e-v-e-r. I can't even begin to tell you what a yawn fest it was.....Was it visually stunning? Sure. But, that was where my interest faded. And what was up with the creepy baby character? For pete's sake if I wanted to see a creepy man in a diaper, I'm sure I could've gone down to Fremont Street and found that for free.
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A: What've you done or not done Bellagio? You were the gold standard. We should have asked for a refund. Tough chewy meat, skinny crab, poor service. One star because of the desserts.
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Answer: This might be the worst bar I have ever gone into. From the moment we walked in, you could tell this place was a dump. It is by far the dirtiest bar I ever seen. Garbage all over the floor, and the tables a complete mess. We decided to grab a drink outside. The "waitress" walked by us no less than 5 times before even acknowledging us there. When we got up to leave, one glance at the half-naked sluts dancing on the bar made us realize we were in the wrong place. This is a strip club, not a tavern. The bar was lined with pubescents and 50 old creeps ogling the girls. Glendale should swoop in now and either shut this place down or make them apply for a strip club license.
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Output: The vermicelli dishes are bomb and the staff is awesome.
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output: If you are into being scammed and treated like dirt, buy your car here!! My wife and I ordered a 2014 Highlander LE Plus to be built exactly to our liking at another downtown dealership. We live in the Centennial Hills area so we thought we would just take a look to compare. Of course, dealerships are good at getting you to go in and sit down to have a "chat". We told them our situation and they couldn't compete with our pre-ordered vehicle because they don't have any LE Plus models on their lot. The manager then said that they want us to walk out with a Limited edition. We told them that it is outside of our budge as their available inventory was well above $40k. They told us to name them a price and after some hesitation, we did. It was a low one, and we told them that we know its a low one simply because we didnt want to exceed our budget. We were ok not getting the Limited as we were excited about our LE Plus that was soon arriving. They went back to the GM who approved the deal. We have told them our plans to trade in my wife's old car, including our owing balance. They also came back and said, no problem... they will do it. So we were excited. We wanted to go back the next day with money and all but our sales guy said he was off so we went back Friday (2 days after the deal was made). We go Friday with a cashiers check and cash to pay for the vehicle planning maybe an hour tops for paperwork. We sit there for over two hours, waiting for the documents to come so we can sign and drive off. Then sales guy comes back saying that the same GM, who approved and lured us into spending over our budget, is now over the phone saying that he can't sell it to us at that price. Got Joe, the floor manager involved. He tried to do the typical car salesman buttering up but that doesnt fly with me. So all he said to me was "we dont even have to sell you this car at all!". They said they won't take our trade-in either and that we have to pay more for the vehicle. Long story short, because we needed a bigger car, we paid their proposed higher price anyway. But during the entire process, even the finance manager, who chimed in annoyingly, was very condescending. They treated us like we just robbed them and took advantage of them... like we were scums... when really they were pulling something shady last minute. Since then, the only person kind enough and cared enough was Debbie, the customer relations manager, who has been wonderful... however, there are limitations to what she could assist with. None of the higher management is concerned enough or have the courtesy to call me back to discuss the situation. Lastly, our title has been sent to the wrong place TWICE... and still at this point (over two momths after the purchase) we dont know if that issue has been corrected by the dealership yet. It was a piece of paper our bank provided to give to the dealership, with all very clearly stated instructions and address to send the title. Somehow it is done incorrectly twice, and counting. So yes, if you want this kind of first-class service and this kind of hassle-free experience, buy your cars to your hearts content here!
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For starters, a kitschy spelling doesn't make you a German restaurant, and to be fair, I don't think that's what the owners had intended, so I think those that would judge this restaurant's German authenticity are a little off the mark. With that said, what I'm about to say may make a lot of fanboys and girls very upset, as I understand that Chef Curry is a star in the valley, and I've been to a few of his past endeavors and quite agree that the mans talents are undeniable...but for me and my party, Brat Haus seemed to have everything down except for the food. The decor is a very cool blend of modernist artsy, and industrial minimalist. Very cool. The service might have been a stretched a little thin, like one reviewer also mentioned, we were sitting at one of the few tables inside, when most of the servers tables were presumably outside, and we felt a little bit like we were at the "kids" table during thanksgiving dinner...a little slapdash "heres your order and your check, thanks for coming." First, the good. There is no shame in the beer list. No shame, Weihenstephaner Hefe, yes please...anytime I can. La Fin du Monde from Unibrou? absolutely...and these are probably two of the most commercial beers out of their selection, so if you've never heard of them, you can imagine what kind of paradise lies waiting for the average beer geek. Just wish those beers had gotten to us a little sooner, and that we might have been asked if we wanted another round. Again, when your at the kids table, just a sip of thanksgiving wine is all you can hope for. If we could rate the place on their beer and fries alone, this would be a whole different review. Belgian Fries, truffle aoli...they honestly couldn't have been more perfect. But it should be about the brats, yes? Partly on our failure, we went straight to the out of the box gourmet section. We had the rattlesnake rippers (rattlesnake sausage) , and the duck duck dates (Date and duck sausage), our logic being we can make beer brats at home, (Damn good ones mind you, if I don't say so myself. but, I guess I just did.), point being we decided to forego the mundane and see what an accomplished Chef known for his skill with cured meats could whip up instead. This was in retrospect a mistake. Both the rattlesnake and the duck at the end of it all, had us craving some good ole beer brats instead. We found these two dogs, uninspired and not nearly as exciting as the quirky names or exotic meats might suggest. The rattlesnake. tasting like dry chicken, was insufficiently seasoned, moist less, and awkwardly skinny in a consequently overwhelmingly sized bun. We could taste neither duck nor dates, in the Duck, Duck Dates sausage, and we had already polished off the fries before the stark realization set in that these dogs were not going to get even close to filling us up. Sharing our disappointments with each other, our party tried to place our proverbial fingers on the source of our ennui, and realized that everything was under seasoned, and we had failed in choosing the appropriate toppings for our peculiar dogs. (You have to pick one before they arrive) We chose pickled red onions, and spicy peppers. We agreed that given the Chefs history, we would have liked to see more of an active hand in his condiment pairings, rather than see a short list of condiments to choose from, i.e....we recommend apricot onion chutney with the duck and date sausage, or better yet, not even a suggestion, but more of an insistence, showing the confidence to say, we know how this rattlesnake shows its best and thus have served it with this fill in the blank accouterment. Left to our own devices and not having known that we wouldn't have classic dog garnishment, i.e...ketchup, mustard, relish...we were left there with our skinny, dry, under seasoned wieners, some sad not so spicy peppers, which helped a little with flavor but not with the dryness...and nothing else. Dessert was the Drunken Date Cake, which was so blase, it had us all hunger games dueling for the measly scoop of vanilla ice-cream melting at its side. Total: 2 dogs, 2 beers, some fries, and one dessert: $43 Yelp rating system classifies 2 stars as "meh, Ive had better" and really thats the best way to describe this experience. If you decide to check out brat haus, my advice is to skip the fancy for now, go straight for the classic, and enjoy some great beers. We however, chose not to take the chance on ordering more, and decided to go and get something to eat. Not something you necessarily want to have to think about as you're leaving a restaurant with $43 bucks less in your pockets, but the truth nonetheless.