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An example of an negative review: Ugh. Does anyone really think this is even BBQ? Its more like roasted meat with sauce poured over it. Absolutely the WORST BBQ I've ever had. That "Guy" dude must be smoking crack or getting paid off. Seriously. The service was fine but the food was just horrible.

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An example of an negative review: I really don't know how this place has such great reviews. I walked in on Friday night to order takeout. I waited at the bar/counter area for about 10 minutes with maybe 5 other people all waiting to order take out or pick up. It seemed very chaotic for the one woman behind the counter taking orders, fetching them, and ringing them out. It looked like she was even serving on the floor at times. The food took about 20-25 minutes once my order was placed. Prices were okay, but the food wasn't anything to write home about. I got Hot & Sour Soup (nice and spicy) and Mongolian Beef (a weird light brown color...). As for ambiance, it definitely has that feel of chinese restaurants from the 90's.

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An example of an positive review: Really nice staff, locally-owned, long-term contributer to the sparse downtown retail scene--love it! I've always found the staff here really helpful. On one occassion I went in looking for bungee cords and although they don't stock them, they helped me fashion some very affordable ones from carabiners and elastic cord. I also got a lesson in knot-tying. Thanks Fontana!

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An example of an positive review: Amazing find. Took my kids here for the day. They loved feeding the geese and ducks. We also spent time watching the people fishing in the small ponds. Great way to get back to nature. We also took the dog and he loved it here.