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Output: Cuban sandwich was great and wow the fruit smoothie! definitely going back..

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Output: Came for brunch at noon on a Sunday. Not completely sure I was at a restaurant or a bordello. This place is all about the scene and being seen rather than food...even during the daytime. If you want your hangover extended or if your Saturday night was not long enough, this is the Brunch place for you. Obscenely loud music, skimpily dress women or men in drag (I can't tell the difference) dancing on the ledges while eating your bacon and eggs and sipping coffee and Bloody Mary. Not my cup of tea, but certainly entertaining to some. Surprisingly the waiters/waitresses were all very polite and attentive, and got our orders correct and continually filled our drinks. The Bagatelle eggs were decent, maybe even above par, but my husband's croque madame was like a dry ham and cheese sandwich. The bread was unbuttered and over toasted, the fried egg was not oozy, and the "truffle" bechamel sauce was lacking, which is why it was dry. The basic Moet I can find at CVS for $8.00/bottle was going for $16.00/glass, again it is all apart of attracting 21 year olds to spend like older sophisticated rich kids with money to burn on ordinary alcohol and ok food. One unacceptable observations was the multiple holes in the "leather" dining benches. If Bagatelle just opened in 11/2012 then I would expect the upholstery to be in fairly good condition just 3 months later whether this restaurant was refurbished or not. Could it be the "wild" crazy drunk girls stepping on the leather/pleather benches with their stiletto heels to dance on the ledge? Yeah, not my type of place, especially for brunch. Too bad this place caters perfectly to the barely legal vacationing young that really don't have the money for this but are on vacation and will spend because they won't be back anytime soon. A scene in which to be seen, but lacking true substance to last.

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Output: A weak start but a strong finish . . . . . . The wife and I spent the weekend in Arizona. While visiting some friends there, we made a special visit to Z'Tejas. This place was spoken of highly and came highly recommended. I was impressed from the start. Walking up to this joint, it looked nice and modern. The outer walls rolled up allowing plenty of fresh air in and an open environment. The dim lighting and unique oil paintings provided an elegant yet romantic energy. I liked it immediately. However, I gotta say, the mint colored table clothes were hideous. But it was like the staff heard me say that to my wife because they changed them to white almost immediately. It took almost 10 minutes to get service. When I stood up and began looking for a server, she approached me and explained that her last table was a nightmare. She was awesome from there. Further more, she introduced herself (Chris) twice and was perfect from there on out. Personally, I like when servers offer suggestions or their favorites. Shows they care. The appetizer was retarded good! It was comprised of a spicy avocado and shrimp topping on a crispy cracker. The spicy avocado and smoked shrimp were battling for dominance. But together, they were a dream. I could have eaten 50 of them summa-bitches. My entree was even better. It was comprised of four pork tenderloin medallions stuffed with chorizo. I mean, really? Who thinks of this? It was like art! Damn near belongs in a museum. To top it off, we had Kalua cheesecake. The cheesecake itself was fresh, moist, and otherwise perfectly executed. A Kalua based sauce was drizzled over the top of each slice. This slice could have gone toe-to-toe with The Cheescake Factory. Real Talk! Overall, I really liked this place. LikemBrooks and Dunn said, it just gets better all the time. Can't wait to go back!

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China Garden appears to be your run of the mill Chinese take out place (standard menu, decor, etc) , but I was very pleasantly surprised how good the food was. We had both the cashew chicken and seafood delight, and both were awesome. Also worth noting they are super fast (food was ready within 10 minutes). I'd easily say this is the best Chinese takeout place I've found since I've been in Pittsburgh (about a year). Highly recommend it.