You are given a review about a place. You need to provide a rating from "1 star" to "5 stars" for this place.

Q: Seriously Am I missing something here?

After reading these incredible reviews we came here at 3am, waited about 30 minutes in line even at that time. We overheard the customers in front saying they had waited 2 hours in line before.

So you think hearing that you are in for a transcending, mind blowing almost hallucinating experience from the pleasure of what you are eagerly awaiting for right?

Nope. The oysters were orange in color, suspicious flavor and one of them was bubbling. The worst oysters I ever had. We felt queasy after.

We also watched the cook use frozen seafood to make all the other dishes as we sat around the bar.

A: 1 star
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Q: Coffee is so so..do not order the frittata's! So weird that you have to microwave it yourself. And then its just bland. Also- no wi-fi???

A: 2 stars
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Q: Great food, but absolutely horrible service!!! It took us 2 1/2 hours to get our food!!! This kitchen must supply all the Phoenician convention business. Hard to believe that Jean George would tolerate his name being associated with this Resturant. I'm sure he doesn't know about how bad the kitchen's inability to get the food out is damaging his reputation or... He just doesn't care! Absolutely terrible !

A:
1 star
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