Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: Great subs and a soda machine with every flavor. I wish the staff was more friendly. I've been here twice now and no one greets me or even says hi. Two people were just standing around while we waited for someone to take our order. We were the only ones in line. Love fire house and always round up. Pick it up east mesa!
Q: negative

A: One star is being kind. This place came straight out of a horror movie. My boyfriend and I had been staying with some friends while in Vegas and decided for our last night there to get away and grab a little privacy. Neither one of us had a lot of money to spend and based on other yelp reviews we thought this would be a nice cheap getaway. We booked a room and invited our other friends to join us for a little afternoon pool time. We got to the room and opened a bottle of rum we had brought from Jamaica. I was the first to use the restroom where there were two bloody hand prints on the wall next to the toilet, classy. The room itself looked like the decor came out of a bohemian shag den (the bad kind). We were exploring this 'paradise' and low and behold hanging on the art piece (for lack of better words) was a little leftover party favor. I was terrified, my boyfriends' brave friend grabbed the little party favor, all of us sat in suspense thinking the little vessel was a hidden drug stash. Upon opening it, we were shocked to find batteries until we put two together. IT WAS A USED VIBRATOR. So gross. I was gagging and unsure what to do. As we debated the next move another friend found a broken crack pipe that had been swept into the corner with a few dead roaches and cigarette butts (awesome cleaning job). Our friends went down to the pool as I ventured to the front desk to see if I could switch to a room that had maybe been cleaned. The next room was just as dirty. Dark. Hooror-den status. I had enough. I went over to the pool to gather my friends after I demanded a refund (I actually felt really bad for the woman at the front desk who was a total sweetheart. She explained we were the fourth group that day to want their money back. She also said the management wouldn't listen to her and complained she was responsible for guests leaving, yeah right!). My friends sat at the corner of the pool court-yard, a pool that was so murky you couldn't actually see people who were in it. I don't want to know what I would've caught had I stayed in the room or swam in the pool. Not worth the cheap room. Don't go there unless you plan on having a date with a whore from across the street. YUCK!
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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- positive) review?

Answer: Not the place to go if you are the least bit of an epicurean. I ordered the bbq chicken breast which came to me so dry I would have needed to eat it in the rain. c n cheese its ok if you are three years old. In fact the Kraft Mac n cheese in a box is a step above what I had. The one good thing I can say is service was was very good, and prompt. All in all I will giver it a second shot in the future, then review again.
Input: OPTIONS:
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Generate a negative review for a place
Output: Recently ordered a delivery for 3 sandwiches to my workplace with some co-workers. The delivery driver was over an hour late because he wasn't local and apparently didn't understand how to operate a GPS or why that might be relevant to his job description. Consequently, everything was room temperature and soggy. Additionally, apparently either this joint has some kind of avant garde art school sandwich shit going on, or everyone was too occupied with taking gigantic bong rips in the walk-in fridge, because all of the sandwiches lacked a top piece of bread. I have to admit, begrudgingly, that the ingredients in the sandwich itself were pretty good, but that doesn't really make up for the rest of this nonsense. In short, I hope Nick's Pizza either shapes up fast, or suffers from a structure-leveling grease fire.
input: Write a positive yelp review (OPTIONS:
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output: Ahuntsic et la rue Fleury, ce grand mystere de Montreal. Passez Christophe-Colomb et plus proche de Papineau, on se demande vraiment pourquoi il n'y a pas de renovation ou d'embellissement de cette rue. Comme je coach des jeunes a mon ancienne ecole secondaire, j'en ai profite apres une longue journee d'essayer une place qu'un des jeunes m'avait conseille en disant que c'etait vraiment bon. J'ai donc decide d'aller au Grill'n Go. Si vous verrez la place de l'exterieur, vous passeriez devant, mais une fois qu'on s'y attarde on est tente a la decouvrir. Bref, j'ai pris le poulet en boite a lunch. C'est a dire que pour 10$, on vous sert du poulet et deux accompagnements. J'ai decide d'y aller avec les frites et le riz Grill'n Go. Lorsque la portion est arrivee, j'ai ete prise par surprise. C'EST ENORME. Mais comme j'avais tres faim, j'ai ete super heureuse de mon choix. Mon copain a pris les restes a emporter et je les ai utilise pour faire un accompagnement pour la polenta que j'ai prepare le surlendemain! Le poulet etait vraiment delicieux. Le seul defaut de cette place c'est son emplacement un peu bizarre et la faune qui crie. On etait pas tres a l'aise assis ou nous etions et je pense que la prochaine fois, je prendrais mon plat a emporter ou je demanderais une livraison!
Q: positive

A:
He's just so good and so entertaining. Didn't do some of my favorites like DowntownTrain, Some Guys have all the luck, infatuation and so many others but I guess he just has too many hits to fit in the time. Regardless it's a great show and worth seeing.