Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer: Ordered at 200p - at 330p they called said my credit card was wrong gave them the same card magically it worked - I was told that it would be another 45 minutes because they were busy - um you couldn't say that before you charged my card??? Food arrived and I ordered 1 with a brown sauce one with a cream sauce - I got 1 box of rice not 2 and 2 containers of the same thing. NEVER AGAIn

Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer: I have never experienced such rude mean service from the security staff. I was there for a bachelorette party this past weekend and holy sht it was beyond packed I'm surprised that the fire department didn't shut this place down. Thankfully we had reserved a table and purchased bottle service everything about the bottle service was fine up until all decided to go downstairs and dance, did I mention how crowded it was. As we were walking downstairs I was pushed into one of guard the A$$wipe takes me by the arm and slams me against the wall and starts pulling me thru this maze of a back room. After witnessing how they beat up on some guys I was horrified that they would do the same with me, eventually they asked the meat head that took me back there what i had done and the he said I had given him lip and pushed him, really??? it was an accident I didn't push you I said, after apologizing for something that I didn't do they let me return to the party. I got my stuff and LEFT I was not going to spend any more time there. The next day I woke up with bruises on my arms and on my legs. I would not recommend this place to anyone it's not worth it this place is way too crowded. I was told that they also took the person who was walking behind me and that they punched him twice. The only reason why I didn't call the cops was because I didn't want to be the one to ruin the party.

Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer:
Artcafe Morita is a tiny little place on the Canongate offering hand-crafted Japanese dishes. I'd recommend you pay it a visit, as it's quite an experience. Overall, we said: "the experience is much more informal, playful and fun than other places we've tried, and doesn't exude the elegance of a place like Kanpai. It's very difficult to compare, as the experience in Artcafe Morita is unique. It has the real feel that you're stepping in to someone's house, who just happens to be knocking together sushi rolls to pass the time. It made me smile, a lot, which is a good thing for a restaurant to do. The food made me happy, also. And I think in quite an important way it made me understand some of the reasons why certain experiences in sushi places haven't been quite to my liking, in the past. I'd definitely recommend that you go along and try it, although make sure time is on your side. I'll definitely be along again, soon, perhaps to try one of their excellent lunchtime takeaway deals."