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Output: Here's why I wasn't impressed with this location: Besides it not being centrally located or having a casino, the walls are paper-thin. I heard traffic from the hallway and Las Vegas Blvd. off-and-on all night (if you do stay here, I suggest requesting a room NOT facing the Strip). Also, the fitness center is out of date, and the jacuzzi jets were awful (Herculean-strong and not hot enough). The check-out time is unnecessarily early at 10am! However, I will say that the hotel was nice in terms of ambiance - the hotel rooms, lobby and pool were solid and the staff was generally accommodating. Since the negatives seemed to outweigh the positives, I will (most likely) not return.

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Output: This place used to be great. The hot food was always good and fresh. The cold sandwiches were consistently delicious. Now, it's just a collection of shortcuts. The mac & cheese is watery. The Sonoma chicken salad has the most gigantic pieces of chicken, and the strange watery mayo they use just drips out of the tortilla. Ick. I don't know what happened, but quality control has gone downhill. Not a place I'll frequent anymore. Except maybe for the chocolate chip cookies.

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Output: Pork on a Fork is an unexpected awesome BBQ place in the north valley. If you're from Nebraska like me you may appreciate the Cornhuskers "N" on the smoker and picture of windmills & farmers in the dining area. To me, those are a few of the reasons why I left that terrible place. No points lost though. I have only been here during lunch and they usually have a line at the door, come early. Their brisket, BBQ pork, beans and waffle fries are hot, tasty and fresh. PoaF's meat is awesome. The cornbread is good too. The portions are big too, I typically have to fight the afternoon food coma but it's worth it. Their sauces aren't anything fantastic, but I enjoy the spicy sauce. The dining areas have flat screen TV's and aren't bad, but the chairs and tables are picnic quality.

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I've been coming here for a long time. I always receive excellent service, happy workers, and they're all so very sweet and genuine. Food is BOMB :) I usually get the croissant egg sandwich thingy (can't think of the name for some reason) and occasionally a coffee cake. Pros: Great coffee (not so common) The best customer service Excellent food Nice place Can eat inside or out Cons: Can't think of any. :) the wait usually isn't more than 10 minutes.