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An example of an negative review: If you are new to here as a patient or someone who is new and is more on the younger side then maybe this place might not be for you. I been coming here since I left my pediatrics since I am not longer until 18, at first I noticed a couple of problems -The front desk staff isn't really that friendly only if you get someone in a nice mood which is most likely never. They seem to always be in either a grumpy mood or really stressed, it creates a very negative environment. But the thing I did noticed is they tend to treat older folks more nicer since most of the staff at the desk is about in their late 40s it seems. -Scheduling an appointment, depends on your doctor's availability but from what I heard and seen on other review sites is that it does take awfully a lot of time and effort to try and get one appointment, either the doctor is booked out too far like 3 or more months OR there is just no doctors available, for as long as I been their I hardly seen my actual doctor (maybe like 2 or 3 times a year) I always have to get an appointment with a Nurse Practitioner. So if you tend to get sick or need to see a doctor right away normally they do not see you only the MA or NP Other than that the office is really clean and soothing.

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An example of an negative review: We were pretty disappointed with almost everything at this restaurant. It was pretty noisy and my husband and I were sat at a table where we had to sit across from each other. We could barely hear each other due to the noise. Our server was nice, the problem was that the service itself sucked. Everything took forever!! I ordered a cocktail which didn't even arrive until after our appetizer. When my steak came out it wasn't just rare... It was raw and I had ordered it medium. My husband had also ordered the same steak prepared the same way and was done eating before my steak came back out. Even after being cooked longer it still came out hardly even warm. The best part of the whole meal was the cheesecake. So I'd have to say the only reason I'm giving 2 stars is the cheesecake and the nice server.

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An example of an positive review: This was just about the best Mexican food I have found here in Phoenix. Simple menu with their specialty being chimichanga's. They use a seasoned tortilla that is red and quiet delicious. It ad's the finishing touch. I would recommend their cheesy tortilla crisp. It is baked like a pizza, covered in melting cheddar cheese and strips of roasted green peppers. If you go, bring your cash. They do not accept anything else but cash. But, it is extremely affordable. Late lunch for 2 including: 2 great margaritas, cheesy pizza and we split the chicken chimi that comes with rice & beans = $25 including tip. We overstuffed ourselves!! We definitely could have gotten by with less for sure. It is located in an old waffle/breakfast house building with a read roof. Very old school, hole in the wall, very friendly service! Smiles abound. It is just a cool place that has been in Phoenix forever and has good cheap food. What's better than that!

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An example of an negative review: The receipt we came home with says Restaurant Le Caveau, but the location is not that mentioned on the yelp site. They might have two locations. The one we visited was on 410 Place Jaques. We were in the Old Montreal part of town on Saturday June 8 looking for a spot to eat. It was the Grand Prix week-end so naturally a lot of places were full. It was fairly chilly outside and drizzling and we had been walking for close to two hours looking at various places and menus. Finally we came upon this place and it looked very quaint, with a full patio and outside heaters. The maitre'd greeted us and informed us that their specialty was seafood, all fresh. I love seafood so we were sold. Went to sit inside since we were cold and wet, but as soon as went it, we started questioning our decision. The place was dated, and not nearly as busy as the patio. There was also a foul fryer mixed with rotting fish smell so we decided to move outside. we ordered the calamary which was chewy, yellow and tasted old, and the snails which there were only 4 of and no bigger than the ones you get at the keg. They were covered in cheese and mushrooms (of which there was no mention of on the menu but i happen to like mushrooms so i did not complain). On to mains. Since they touted that they were known for their seafood i ordered the muscles and my partner ordered the fillet mignon. Both were awful. the filet tasted as if had been in the fridge for over 3 weeks - tough with a weird spongy time of texture, and very bad flavour. The muscles were not fresh and many did not open during the cooking process. The broth - the little that existed - had no flavour other than overly salty. VERDICT::: very pricey, food quality sub par, service left much to be desired. I am surprised we did not get sick. I would not go back if you paid me.