Q: > Political Philosophies Explained in Simple "Two Cow" Terms > > Socialism: You have two cows. You keep one and give one to your neighbor. > > Communism: You have two cows. The government takes them both and provides you with milk. > > Fascism: You have two cows. The government takes them and sells you the > milk. > > Bureaucracy: You have two cows. The government takes them both, shoots > one, milks the other, pays you for the milk, and then pours it down the > drain. > > Capitalism: You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. > > Corporate: You have two cows. You sell one, force the other to produce > the milk of four cows and then act surprised when it drops dead. > > Democracy: You have two cows. The government taxes you to the point that > you must sell them both in order to support a man in a foreign country > who has only one cow which was a gift from your government
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Q: Jeff, attached is an expanded 1st draft of the memo. I would like to keep this expanded format to show the progress that we have made in the group. Please make any changes and send back for the next round. After we both look at it 1 more time, we will circulate to the heads of the group for commentary. I would like to have them feel part of the memo. Mike
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Q: Maria Pavlou has graciously agreed to give the TW Commercial Group a brief review of the Global Settlement on Thursday, November 1 from 10 - 11:30 am in 49C2. Please mark your calendars if you are interested in attending. Lorraine
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Q: To: All Attendees Due to extenuated circumstances, today's meeting 2:00 - 3:00 pm. (Enterprise Portal/Information Management Project Meeting) will be cancelled. We will you with an alternate meeting time as soon as possible. Thank you for your patience. Best Regards,
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