Q: In this task, you are given Yelp reviews. The task is to classify a review as "POSITIVE" if the overall sentiment of the review is positive or as "NEGATIVE" if the overall sentiment of the review is negative.
Short story: If it was possible to rate below 1 I would.

Basics: small servings, high prices, and bad service:

Our experience: we came here on a whim because the other restaurants had such long waiting times. Granted it's a Friday night during summer so that shouldn't have been surprising; what was surprising was that this place was practically empty. That should have been the first bad indicator.

Then we got 6 loose menus, all HAND WRITTEN in sharpie with no descriptions. Bad indicator number two. The prices were high so my mother brother and I decided on the Las Vegas combo but before ordering doubled checked that the convo was meant for a family and not individual, the waitress said yes, but when our food arrived it was the size for one in a bento tray. Hungry we ordered pork belly and chicken each $8.75, whose serving size has smaller than my palm. Their pork belly"" is just 6 slices of thick bacon from Von's.

Add bad service to the mix and it was an overall terrible experience.
A:
NEGATIVE