QUES: Locusts ? My niece quit speaking to me back when the whole affair came to light because she said , " that could be me ! " and that was only after her husband accused me of coming onto him during Hanukkah . The old me was shocked but wanted to make sure he did n't feel embarrassed about what he was accusing me of so I kept stumbling over my shock and disbelief , the new me would have told him that he was out of his FUCKING MIND .

Question with options: Why is the narrator upset at her brother - in - law ?
ANS: He said she came on to him .
QUES: She managed to escape from him when they spotted her in the bushes that day . Unfortunately for her , while she was about to report this to her boss , she got a call that they did n't need her anymore ( I thought about reporting this to my ex - boss to save my job but I really hated that pig . Not to mention he 'll probably take all my credit anyway .

Question with options: What can be said about the similarity between the two bosses ?
ANS: They both did n't care about their employee and just let them go .
QUES: LMAO - Igor The Troll I slept with only a few Black Girls . they do n't like me generally . I have better luck bedding white girls . Black women are high maintenance .

Question with options: Why may the narrator feel he has no success with black women ?
ANS: The narrator feels black women expect too much from him .
QUES: Well , I survived the first week of school . It 's not too hot here , mostly cuz it 's been raining on and off all week , but the weather is still hot and sticky and terrible for walking long distances in . So far I think I 'll like all my teachers , save for my physics teacher who sucks giant hairy monkey balls . The right side of my back is killing me . I think it 's cuz my mattress has a bad spring , but I turned it around so it 's at my feet now . Sandra , you should be so jealous of me right now .

Question with options: How will next week of school be ?
ANS:
It will be good because I most of my teachers .