Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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- positive) yelp review.
A: My wife always says, "I don't trust Yelp." So when we decided to eat Chinese on Christmas, she was skeptical when I chose this place because it had the highest rating in our vicinity. Unfortunately, my wife was right. The fact that Yelpers gave this place 4 and 5 stars kind of calls the whole medium into question. The place is in an out of the way strip mall, which is fine. I like getting off the beaten path. It was also relatively full, which I took as a good sign. Upon entering, the decor is pretty mediocre, not too much Chinese character. But there are televisions EVERYWHERE. And they're all on different channels! Just looking up from your food could give you schizophrenia. But at that point, we didn't have any food. And we wouldn't for a long time, because no one came to take our order for 20 minutes. Employees/family members stood around, argued with one another and wandered about aimlessly, but no one helped us. Finally, my wife got up and walked to the hostess desk. The guy there apologized, said he didn't really work there, but took our order anyway. As we sat and wondered why someone that didn't work at the restaurant took our order, a waitress that actually worked there lectured the table next to us about how they didn't order properly, thus the delay in the arrival of their meal. I turned to my wife and said, "Wow, they're having issues," at which point the father of the family in the booth next to us turned around and said, "You have no idea. You're going to be here awhile." My wife used to work in restaurants and has a degree in hotel and restaurant management, so we spent the rest of our time trying to figure out exactly what the hell was going on. We concluded that nobody in the restaurant had actually ever worked in a restaurant before. Maybe they had eaten at one a few times. I also watched Chinese tv with my left eye and an NBA game with my right eye. Eventually, our egg drop soup, hot and sour soup, crispy duck and cashew chicken came. It was mediocre. So, Yelpers, please be honest with your reviews. And can we please get a decent Chinese restaurant in Phoenix?
Q: negative

A: where in the world did you people get your gelato standards!? this gelato is AWFUL. If you have been to italy you know what gelato should taste like, and it is not anything here. heres the thing, i lived there. i know. now. lets talk about it. i LOVE green apple gelato. good green apple should actually have bits of it that are tart and sweet and perfect. it should be smooth, not icy. it can either be a sorbetti (my preference) or actually milk based, but either way, it should taste like you're biting into a crisp green apple. this did not. maybe it was a bad apple day. ok. try the bacio, another favorite. bacio is an italian chocolate and hazlenut candy. rich, smooth, melt in your mouth good. bacio gelato should be the same. theirs is not. these are the two flavors i remember. i tried a few. for our two SMALL gelatos it cost over 15 dollars. FOR GELATO. get a clue gelato losers, this is simply weird, icy ice cream that is way over priced. duh.
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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- positive) review?

Answer: This store is on my way to work and it is the only one so I am forced to stop here to get my favorite coffee. Their employees are very rude. I am moving on Saturday and I cannot wait to not have to come back to this location. My experience today was the last straw. No one was in line to order in the drive thru so I went right up to the menu and waited a good minute before anyone said anything. I order, and a man repeats the order back to me completely wrong. So I go to correct him and a girl cuts him off over the speaker "yeah. okay. we got It. pull forward" Okay....rude. I get to the window and a man rang me up. In the process of doing this a girl comes up to him and asked him "since you're doing that, can I clock out now" I've never had a good experience here as far as the customer service. I go there everyday and not one person has ever asked me my name. I worked at Starbucks before and that's why I'm being so critical. Today was my last day going to this location. The stars are for the coffee. It's great!
Input: OPTIONS:
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Generate a negative review for a place
Output: I used to love four peaks up until my last visit and my boyfriends visit as of yesterday. We have been loyal customers for the past 3+years and we feel as though they are slowly making their way down the drain. Let me get into detail here; my last visit the waitress didn't even know she picked up a larger section then she expected so of course we were over looked for a solid 15-25 minutes when my boyfriend decided to say something to someone. So our waitress came up and apologized LATER with a half ass apology. Excuse my French. We ordered right away, and it took forever to get anything. So my boyfriend decided at the end of our meal and drinks with our friends to pick up everyone's tab since the snooty waitress didn't split the check. My boyfriends visit tops the cake to where I severely don't want to go back. So my boyfriend had ordered a beer and then came to realize a friends bday was that day so they ordered under 3 shots for the group. After 3 shots they were cut off and they weren't even belligerent, weird. Okay, the thing that pissed me off the most is they accused my boyfriend that he received his pretzel when he sure as hell didn't get it and they charged him for it! Nice!!!! Not. Supposedly they messed up our friends nachos as well. Lastly the waiter was a manager in the end since the first waiter kept messing up, when he cut off my boyfriend and his friends he said even though he has seen us there a lot he had to cut him off because what reason we will never know. But what I can tell you now is that the new staff they have on board isn't the same and makes me not want to go ever again.
input: Write a negative yelp review (OPTIONS:
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- positive).
output: Aside from the shady night walkers, and the obvious drug dealers, the place is OK if you like living in a night club. I have reported the neighbors below me playing their music to loud and was told it wasn't that loud. Awful professional for them to basically tell me I have to put up with it. I was woken up at 1 am to the sound of my neighbors having a party. So the cops were called this time cause I don't want the office to tell me to deal with it. As for the drugs, I have smelled drugs in the air on numerous occasions. I have came home numerous times to see the apartment surrounded by cops. I have sat on my patio and watched the neighbors have a lot of "visitors" that are only their for 5 minutes at a time. These "visitors" might give off the appearance that they don't have a job where appearance is a priority. Face tattoos are a sign of that. This is my review of this place
Input: OPTIONS:
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Generate a negative review for a place
Output:
Happy hour drinks were overpriced and under poured, the service on the patio was super slow and unprofessional, and the appetizers were bland. The lone bright spot was the walleye appetizer. I would go back for that but will most definitely sit at the bar for quicker service.