IN: Maybe it 's because right now other than feeling like shit , I do n't look pregnant . If some random person looked at me , they would see a slightly chubby me . Not to mention I do n't know if I like tons of attention .
Why might someone think the speaker is chubby ?

OUT: They are pregnant .

IN: What a great week . If anyone can help me in getting my articles published , please do . When I got in my accident I was on my way to take care of it but now I ' m sort of up the creek without a paddle .
What may have happened after I wrote my articles ?

OUT: Tripped and broke my leg while heading to the car

IN: No honey , that I could tell . The lychee sorbet was another snooze . Service was just ... peculiar . Our waiter was truly a weirdo , and offered his ( unasked - for ) opinion on more that one occasion . Point in case : someone at the table tried to order the Halwa and he said " Do n't .
What may have happened after the waiter made his comment ?

OUT:
The person chose something else to order .