Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: This restaurant could be excellent because the food is solid, but as other reviewers have noted, the service can be pretty bad. This was our experience as well. The hostess and server were very polite and welcoming, but that was the only positive on the front end service. There were at least a couple of the typical awkward moments in unpolished service (in being seated, etc), but there was one big mistake worth describing. Our food was brought out in extremely poor timing, with my dining partner being served her soup and sandwich a good 25 minutes before I had even received my salad--which then came with my main all at once. The server brought the first dish out with no explanation. Only when questioned as to the whereabouts of my food, she explained that they'd had a "mix-up" in the kitchen and that my "ticket" was just reaching the kitchen staff. This I did not understand since we ordered our food together, presumably on the same ticket. And the restaurant was not terribly busy at the time--there were probably four or more open tables. The server did not offer to hold my partner's food or even apologize. We noted the delay (how long does it take to assemble a green salad?) and were comped the salad when it should have been the early food (a salmon sandwich more expensive than the salad) that should have been either comped, redone, or held. If they can't do the damage control right, then the management is sleeping. I don't expect restaurants to always be perfect, but Brocach is not inexpensive. For their prices such big mistakes really should never happen. If you don't mind service that can be spotty like that, then by all means go there for some very decent food.
Q: positive

A: Los Dos Molinos is a Phoenix legend for a reason! Yes, the food is notoriously spicy. Yes, the service can be a bit slow on a packed Friday night. And yes, the restaurant is located in South Phoenix, which apparently scares the pants off of some people. But the food and drinks are top notch. We usually come at lunchtime on Saturday and have never run into a long wait. Service with a smile, and both seating and food service are fast. Los Dos has the best carnitas in town, and the most potent margaritas. If you're lucky enough to go on a day when the green chili stew special is available, don't miss it! Chef Victoria's amazing tamales are also available for the holidays. Which reminds me it's time to place my order.
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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- positive) review?

Answer: Not for the young and stylin'. I am not saying I fit either category, just warning you. :) If you're targeting the high end designers, look for the... 1. small dedicated rack of (some well past their prime) shoes, ie. Gucci, Prada. 2. purses locked up on the bicycle chain loop 3. wallets under the counter glass
Input: OPTIONS:
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Generate a negative review for a place
Output: Apparently, I'm BANNED from this Buffalo Exchange. How does one get banned from a Buffalo Exchange? Did I punch one of the snotty hipsters for not thinking my $200 article of clothing is worth $6? Did I toss over a rack of musty knock off handbags in a fit of rage? Did I curse out a bored looking guy with flippy hair and an ironic mustache? Nope, I wasn't even in the store. I accidentally sold a pair of pants that my boyfriend didn't want sold. He called immediately (within 20 minutes of me leaving the store) and said that he'd be in the next day to pick them up. He had the receipt, and the assistant manager said that would be okay. Well, upon him arriving at the store to complete this previously agreed upon transaction, the same manager decided this wasn't okay and said that he had to buy the pants at retail price. While I'm leaving out some of the mind boggling back and forth that went on, I'll sum it up as the level of poor customer service and rude behavior displayed by the "management" of the store was shocking. While my boyfriend never raised his voice, lost his cool or got flustered, the manager decided because he made her stand by what she had originally agreed on, he was "NEVER ALLOWED BACK IN THIS STORE AGAIN" "OR YOUR GIRLFRIEND EITHER!!!!" So there you have it. Banned from Buffalo Exchange. Funny, I haven't lost any sleep over it.
input: Write a negative yelp review (OPTIONS:
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output: Thought this would give us the deli fix we needed since no more Miracle Mile at Arrowhead Mall. Didn't even come close. The pastrami was stringy, tough and all fat; their cole slaw is really carrot slaw, and they call French dressing "Thousand Island Dressing." And thoroughly disappointed to get Ruffles potatoes chips instead of those great Miracle Mile fries. Won't be going back to this place.
Input: OPTIONS:
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Generate a positive review for a place
Output:
I love the charm of the businesses on or near Water St. I had a mad craving for some deli food and I scoured Yelp until I found this gem. I was thrilled when I saw that they delivered! Straight to my house came a friendly delivery girl, who I happily and hungrily greeted. I had an amazing sandwich full of avocado, turkey, and sprouts. I had an amazing iced coffee drink that mixed bananas and chocolate. I want to say it's called the Funky Monkey? My son also had a taste-packed sandwich but I can't recall what I ordered him as I was busy with my own luscious meal. (sorry kid, Mommy DOES love you..almost as much as she loves food) Since that first delivery experience, I've taken friends for smoothies and ice cream, and they appreciated the fact that there were many smoothie options not including dairy or soy, and with an array of fruit combos. Definitely my choice when I want a deli feel, with added perks of ice cream, smoothies, and coffee drinks to lust over. Even better? They dont mind showing up at my doorstep ready to hand over my food, even when I look like a crazed, caffeine deprived maniac.