IN: About 12noon we started to lift up towards the south . Soon thereafter the entertainment programming started . Headphones were at charge for 2 dollars . I did had my own ( better :p ) headphones .
Why did I have my own headphones ?

OUT: I knew the airline charges money for their headphones .

IN: If you want to see the scrapbooking that I did this weekend then check out the pictures in my Scrapbooking photo gallery . After the weekend I got busy at work but made sure to take time to call my mom for a couple of days . My parent 's anniversary was May 27th and , although my dad has been gone for almost 12 years , I always call her to let her know that I am thinking about her . THEN ... her birthday is the next day !
Why does she do scrapbooking ?

OUT: She wants to commemorate important things

IN: But it could have been a shoe squeaking . It could have been a stomach gurgle . It could have been a burp . It could have been the leather on someone 's chair moving . And .. it could have been a fart . Of course , a sound like that ... it could have been a million things . I did n't think much of it , until she said:"OH ! Excuse me ! "
What was the sound ?

OUT:
She passed gas