Problem: Write a positive yelp review.
A: I stopped in Scottsdale to visit an old high school friend of mine and we decided to try Old Town Tortilla Factory. Right off the bat, the service was wonderful! The waiter was knowledgeable and knew how to sell the menu! Nice job! I ended up ordering the Carne de fuego and I added the large gulf shrimps for an extra $9. It was well worth it! The chipotle honey sauce was delicious, the stead was cooked perfectly as were the shrimps. The overall atmosphere was wonderful!

Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A: The WORST restaurant I have EVER been to- food wise (which is the most important thing). The venue was gorgeous, and we got amazing seating looking over the aesthetically brilliant decor. BUT THE FOOD WAS REVOLTING. I can get better Chinese take out in ARIZONA. (Oh yes, I've been there and their Panda Express kicks ass compared to this poop hole). It was the blandest, grossest, coldest, and most depressing meal I've ever had. The only good thing I can say about this place is that their lounge makes sick drinks (kudos to the Tao Love Potion concoction!) and their bartenders are really nice. Other than this their bouncer need a freakin reality check. You're a bouncer. You prob got let out of prison 3 months ago and it's only a matter of time until you go back. I'm dropping 200+ on dinner so do me a favor and check with your manager before you tell me that I have to wait in line to get into your club which was also one of the WORST I have been to in Vegas. If this is your best meal the only place you've been dining at is McDonalds.

Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A:
What a waste of $30. Plus, the heavy parka, mittens, and snow boots they made me wear messed up my cute outfit! Save your money. I was really expecting a "gee-whiz" experience, but it just reminded me of my uncle Hank's garage in Wisconsin during the dead of winter. It was a little sad, in fact. At least my uncle's garage has power tools.