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An example of an negative review: I went in for a pedicure, what I got was not what I signed up for. I upgraded my pedicure to the luxury. Nothing luxurious about what I got. The massage was terrible, and lasted about 1 minute. The stones he rubbed on my legs served no purpose. But put all that aside, okay the foot scrub was good and the water temp was very nice and warm. Things took a turn for the worst when the technician cut my toe. When it wouldn't stop bleeding he poured nail polish remover on it, for some misguided reason he believed acetone was good for my bleeding wound. Now I'm bleeding, stinging, and burning. I want to get out of there and finally he finishes. The nail polish looks fine, but he did not do a good job cleaning up the polish around my toes. Forty-five minutes later I'm paying and he has the audacity to charge me full price and ask for a tip. It's poor business practice in my opinion to screw up your job and blame the customer for it.

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An example of an negative review: Honestly, in Charlotte when someone tells you a restaurant is great, you need to take it with a grain of salt. Bistro la Bon is a perfect example. The food is decent, but not outstanding considering the price. I have tried dinner and brunch here. I would not recommend it for the later. The brunch menu is uninspired and the service was terrible. It took my friend and I twenty minutes to receive a menu and attention from the waiter. There were about five other groups in the restaurant Dinner was a better experience. The atmosphere is good for a date night, but nothing about the menu stood out. I do not anticipate returning.

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An example of an positive review: Hoping to calm a tempestuous woman? Do something unscrupulous and looking for a way to say, "I'm sorry" without saying it? In search of a new aphrodisiac? (Uh, okay weirdo...) That time of the month? Get a box of passion fruit truffles. Bitches love passion fruit truffles.

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An example of an positive review: I have gone here off and on for years. I would say you get what you pay for, it's not as cheap as supercuts, but they spend more time and do a better job, and not quite as expensive as some other places, that may do a more professional cut. Overall, decent cut, for not too much money, so I would recommend.