Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer: This joint is my jam! You gotz to get a shake up in herr if ya feel me. All the shakes are bomdotcom and somehow fills ya up even tho they low calorie. Err time I gets low I just rub my face all up on Vince's wash board abs and my energy is renewed like a mofo. The peach tea revs my engine too and jaquee is sweet as an apple pie smoothie. They always treat you like family even if you a fat slob like me....but if I keep drinking dat smoothie drank it won't be fat fo long. Almost time to shave off the chest hair and bring back dat belly shirt! Dis place tha shiz....highly recommend dees folks and therr shakes.

Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer: Worst customer service ever. We got all you can eat sushi and they literally served us one roll at a time and asked us if we wanted the next one when we finished the roll and took forever to make the food causing us to get full quickly and wasting our money.

Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer:
Will never go back. I was with party of 5. One order was completely missed and the other one was completely wrong. My "cucumber & tomato salad" consisted of a large clump of iceberg lettuce cut into 4 pieces, partially brown & wilted. There was 1/2 tomato at best and maybe 4 slices of cucumber. Not only were a few orders wrong, but it took a long time to get our uncomplicated order to our table on a VERY slow, early evening.