I have cleaned windows , scrubbed floors and bathrooms and kitchens and all manner of other unsightly things and hoovered lots of small crunchy things that were beginning to stick to the bottom of my socks . I have been a true martyr to the cause . Despite this it appears I have been failing dismally on all counts . Every single meal I have cooked has apparently been inedible shite .

A: Why has the narrator put up with such degrading conditions ?

The flight from Boston to Miami went flawless . Nobody sat next to me so I was even able to put up all of the arms and use the three seats around me as a small bed . Sadly , Miami to San Jose was another story .

A: What may be the reason they could n't use the seats as a bed on the second flight ?

Oil was changed regularly , every 1000 to 1500 miles . The engine is strong . In March , I paid the non - operate fees , so all records are up to date with the DMV .

A: What may I be fixing ?

He also encouraged us to go to Birnie Kirk , where some old tombstones had been uncovered for one day only . That 's the photo at the head of this post . A gravestone from 1711 .

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What may be the reason for this post ?