Problem: Write a positive (OPTIONS:
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A: the tacos are off the hook yummmmmmmmy
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A: The Oratoire Saint Joseph is quite a landmark, as it can be seen from incredibly far away across Montreal. But Getting up there can be a hassle if you're a pedestrian, and once you do make it up, the chapel inside is very lean. There is nothing to see. No art, no decorations, nothing at all except high white walls and dark wooden seats. I'm sure they're impressive in their own way, but being European I must admit that after having done the climb once, I was massively disappointed! They do have a very popular Christmas service, but I haven't been to it as I am not Catholic. On the other hand, the view from above the observatory is delightful, and a place I would definitely go visit again. To get there you need a car and a very good knowledge of the back streets of the Mount Royal, but it's definitely worth it.
Problem: What would be an example of an positive (OPTIONS:
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Answer: Visited 04/07/12. WINNING!! Who needs Jack in the Box after hours when you've got Earl of Sandwich. Delicious, good prices & open TWENTY FOUR - SEVEN!! I am not a fan of hot subs and seeing as though it was about 3 or 4 in the morning I forgot to mention to them not to heat mines up and it was still SOOO good!!! long line but not a dreadful wait...
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Output: This has to be the worst Tex-Mex I've ever had. The fare is way over-priced and the margaritas are triple-sec heavy so there you go. If you want to pay too much for bad food and drink this is your place.
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output: The name on the outside of the building says "Betty's Nosh And Mushroom Bar." I'm not quite sure what to make of this place. Is it a breakfast place? A coffee bar? What's the deal with the "mushroom bar?" Haven't figured THAT one out because there is no explanation of WHAT exactly a mushroom bar is. I really just went here on a whim. My intentions were to go to Biscuits Cafe on 59th Ave. but when I got there it was mobbed and I really didn't want to sit and wait an hour for a table to open up since I was by myself. So, I got out my trusty smart phone and looked for another breakfast/brunch place close by. Betty's came up less than 5 minutes away so I scurried on over there. From an aesthetic standpoint when you walk in the restaurant it is quite nice. It's got a nice ambiance and is decorated nicely. On the surface, it seemed relatively clean and inviting except for the cool reception I got from a waitress who was busy trying to take care of a bill at the front register. She seemed agitated that SHE was the one who had to greet me (how DARE I come in to eat!) She just happened to be the first person I encountered. I hate establishments that don't have a dedicated host/hostess and just rely on whatever server is available to seat you. She definitely had her hands full but instead of sounding rude she could have just said "Someone will be with you in a moment." What happened to polite and courteous service? Maybe I expect too much. But I digress...Eventually, a more chipper waitress took me and a menu over to a waiting table (which had crumbs on it -- strike number 1)... It took a few minutes before my server came over to me to take my drink order. I ordered decaf as I normally do in the morning. My cup o JOe came out steaming hot and was strong the way I like it. Ok, good start so far... My waiter was a bit on the slow side, in fact, in observing the other servers they all seemed pretty relaxed. To me It seemed there were long delays in him getting to his tables as he lumbered along from table to table and station to station, not really moving quite fast enough for my taste. I am of the opinion that when working in a busy restaurant one should move one's ass. Eventually though, he took my order. I ordered an omelette with spinach, mushrooms, cheddar and ham with a side of home fries and fruit, or so I thought. More on that later... Prior to taking the order my coffee had grown pretty cold, and I hate cold coffee, so I got the waiter's attention and asked him to top it off. Over he came with a carafe of piping hot coffee. After he walked away I took a sip expecting hot liquid to fill my mouth, only to find that what I tasted was ice cold! Okay, now here comes my order, FINALLY, from the same gal who seated me. I told her about the coffee and she very kindly apologized and scurried away to brew a new batch. Needless to say, she never returned. Wait...where was my fruit? She forgot it. Ok, getting a little frustrated here... Despite not having my hot beverage in front of me, I eagerly dug into the fluffy omelette. Oh no, now what?? What's this? I taste....peppers? I didn't order peppers? And where is the cheese? It was all wrong! They must have given me someone else's order because the eggs were cold (like it had been sitting). There wasn't a mushroom in sight and no cheese, but there were peppers, ham and spinach. Remember, I ordered ham, cheese, spinach and mushrooms. On the flip side, the home fries were pretty darned good, I'lll give them that. At first I figured I'd just eat the omelette since I was under a time constraint and this one had taken so long to come out. But when my waiter came by to ask me if everything was okay I just couldn't say yes and I told him my order was wrong. He whisked the plate away and said he'd get me a new omelette. In the process he noticed my coffee cup was gone and I told him what had happened. Five minutes later he returned with a fresh cup of decaf, which this time was hot. All in all, I was there about an hour and 15 minutes, most of it sitting and wondering where my food was. I would say the food is okay but the service could definitely use a little improvement. It's a shame because I really I liked the atmosphere there. I think I MAY give them the benefit of the doubt and give it another try to see how a second visit might go...Stay tuned!
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This store is a dump. I went here to do what everyone else goes here to do: buy inexpensive clothes. There is plenty of that, but that's not the problem. The place is just a toilet. The clothes were packed on the racks on flat hangers which results in them being damaged before you can even wear them. There's items laying on the floor with employees stepping over them instead of picking them up. And the fitting rooms! There were hundreds if not thousands of pins on the floor half embedded in the dirty carpet. You have to keep your shoes on lest you'll get stuck with a pin and that's one thing you do not want to happen in this gross place! I realize the clientele of this place is fairy hazardous (lots of face tattoos and muffin tops), but thats no excuse for a filthy, unkempt store. Never again. I'm happy to spend a couple of extra coins and go to a store where people care about cleanliness.