Problem: Write a positive (OPTIONS:
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A: Quality: They've done excellent on everything I've taken there. For example, they take the time to unbutton all of my button-down shirts. The long creases down my dress pants are almost always on the pre-existing line that the pants manufacturer put there. Service: They are always pleasant and courteous; my daughter will even get out of the car just to say hello. Also, English is their 2nd language, and sometimes I'm not sure if I'm understood. Price: It costs me $5.60/day to have one day's pants & a shirt done. It seems high, so I'm conflicted between taking clothes there or doing them myself.
Q: positive

A: From the outside it looks like another strip mall bar but inside it's actually pretty big. They have a decent sized bar and a big enough seating area. They have karaoke on Saturdays that starts at 10 pm I think. They also have pool, pop-a-shot and a Tropicana Pizza outlet inside. Very friendly, unpretentious staff, I'm pretty ugly and I got served just as fast as the next guy, ha ha! And here's the best part (drumrolll puhleaze!!...duh da duh da duh da duh da duh da duh) They've got a Porn Crane!!!!! Think arcade stuffed toy crane but instead of teddy bears inside they've got porn! It's not the first one I've seen but these are definitely a rarity folks. And they're tricky, don't expect to leave with a boat load of goodies! Good luck!
Problem: What would be an example of an positive (OPTIONS:
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Answer: Excellent food, worth every penny. The sides are big and you should share. The wait staff needs some more training but overall fantastic experience. I didn't taste anything I didn't like!
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Output: Glad they are out of business.
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output: There is another listing of this eatery place here on Yelp! I am aware of this place for the past 10 years. I rarely bought stuff here... the displayed cooked dishes looked ordinary. I went for BBQ pork today. I asked the butcher for one pound of meat. I asked her to pick the lean meat from the stacks. She made a bad mistake and not shy about it. Even though she has picked a piece already more than 1 lb, she sneaked in another leftover piece and charged me accordingly. Finally tally was 1.33 lbs. I have seen butchers picked meat to make over the requested weight, but they never added more on purpose. By the way, the cut of meat is fatty even though I asked for lean meat. I believe all the meats were fat to start with. So shoppers, this is a dishonest behavior. If it can happen to me, it will happen to you too. Heed my warning. BEWARE!!!!!
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Love to help mom and pop's store. This one disappointed. Srorach and hoisin sauce is water down. Ok people when you see bubbles in hoisin sauce, please don't eat it. Its spoil. Cant turn a $3 bottle of hoisin into $4 by adding water, not worth It.Pho soup was ok. But need some seasoning. Face on owner say enough. She look depressed. I come back In Oct see of they do some changes . I still help mom and pop local businesses.