You are given a review about a place. You need to provide a rating from "1 star" to "5 stars" for this place.

Input: Consider Input: This place is the best. It's worth the price, why not invest in your health? Food tastes great and everyone there is awesome, I basically live at here.

Output: 5 stars

Input: Consider Input: Is it weird that Firkin has an urban dictionary definition? Did I ever tell you that I thought I came up with the word Fathlete only to have my hopes and dreams crushed by urban dictionary? Another story for another day...on to Firkin on Paradise.

I've been here a few times for co-workers going away parties. So I'd say the majority of my experiences here have been for beer n' app's. Not too shabby, they do make a pretty mean onion raaang. So when I saw that they were doing a Groupon I jumped at the opportunity.

On a quiet, no plans, just back from vacation, not really feel like hanging out with anyone kind of night my wife and I decided to redeem the Groupon and grab some grub here. We were pleasantly surprised when we walked in and UFC was playing on every TV and blasting over the sound system. It was kind of weird that this was a Saturday night and outside the bar they weren't advertising that they were showing the fight and they had food specials listed Mon-Fri, but nothing on this Saturday night. Huh?

So I went with the chicken strips, which sounded like they were made in similar fashion as the fish n' chips. Whoa, these were world class bad strips. Over cooked, stringy, and a batter that just tasted poor. The waitress was fantastic and took these back and offered to bring me something else. I went with a plain ol' cheeseburger, which was real good. Nothing special, just a good bar burger. My wife went with the parmesan grilled cheese. Here's the problem, they ran out of parmesan bread, so it was a plain grilled cheese. The part I don't understand is that when you run out of an item, why do you just assume that somone won't know that the item isn't as described and serve it anyways? Como que what? It was a decent grilled cheese, every 6yo in the world would have been satisfied. The bread pudding was very good and I would recommend that.

So overall it was a pretty poor dining experience. I would still come here if someone was having a party of sorts, the beer is great, but I wouldn't go out of my way to break bread in this establishment.

Schmeh...

Output: 2 stars

Input: Consider Input: Worst experience ever.
My boyfriend and I went to BevMo on 12/22/14 to buy everclear for the holidays. They had the higher proof version (190) for the same price as the 151 at Total Wine, so we were stoked! Unfortunately after we went through the check out process, they decided to not sell the alcohol to us, due to one of us only having a vertical drivers license as an ID. We're both well over the age limit to buy alcohol, but they refused the sale to either one of us.
The total was originally $21, they placed a $30 hold on my card and today I find out that Bevmo POSTED THE CHARGE TO MY CARD. THEY HAD TO CANCEL/VOID THE SALE. SO NOW, RIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS, WE'RE OUT THE $30.
I'm still in shock over how terrible of a business this is.
Unethical treatment, and stealing of people's hard earned money is no way to run a business. AVOID AT ALL COST!

Additionally, Fry's Food and Drug carries the 190 Everclear for $2 less than BevMo (just to give you another reason to never go there again.)
Here's hoping I saved someone the hassle of dealing with this dishonest merchant.
Output: 1 star