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An example of an positive review: And then I went to Mint Indian Bistro in Las Vegas! I tend to be quite the elitist when it comes to Indian food, because I come from a family in the Indian restaurant business. My Aunt and Grandmother have a joint in the Valley (LA), which I will not review because that would be biased. I'm cool like that. In any case, this place is the jam when it comes to Indian food. Seriously. I walked in with my parents, since we were in the mood for a spicy, delicious feast. I hopped on Yelp and saw reviews from my friends Matthew C., Misti Y., Adina C., Jade W. and the list goes on. These are friends in real life, so I know their 5-star reviews are legit. The restaurant is nice. Very nice. Clean. Dimly lit. Large booths. Very comfortable chairs. And the aroma of Indian food is in the air. It's like a wet dream that you never wake up from. Until you are done with your meal, pay the bill and walk out the door. The menu is quite diverse for an Indian joint. They have south Indian fare like dosas, bhel puri and the like. You also have choices of Nepali-inspired dishes (tend to be on the spicier side). When you place your order, the server punches everything into an iPhone. Kudos for being high tech. We ordered the Daal Tarka (yellow lentils--full order), the Nepali Chili Chicken (spicy), and the Malai Kofta (half order), some roti, and rice. Love the papad, and chutneys that magically show up before your food. Now earlier, I went on and on about how this was a wet dream of a restaurant....the food was the one tugging at you. Definitely the star of the show. The chicken blew my mind. So great, and was like a sensual symphony in my face. Although I asked for it spicy (he probably thought I couldnt handle it), it came out medium (which might be spicy to those of you lacking melanin) Who cares? It was fucking unreal. So delicious. The daal was perfect. Not too much in spice, so you really got the flavor of the lentils! The full portion is quite large. Go with a half. Malai Kofta! This was fantastic too. Typically restaurants will use a heavy cream in the recipe, and this dish can be unnecessarily unhealthy and heavy. The subtle hint of coconut milk helped make this a fantastic item on the menu. Yes, ladies and gentlemen of Yelp. This place is a 5 star Indian restaurant. I am coming back, many, many times. Aside from the restaurant in my family, and India Palace in Memphis, TN, this is THE BEST INDIAN RESTAURANT, I've ever dined at. And, I am Indian. Don't waste your time at Gandhi, Origin India, Mt. Everest or others. MINT!! MINT!!! MINT!!!!

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An example of an positive review: very good woodfired pizza! My wife, daughter, and I had the vegetariana (tomato sauce, mozz, mush. artichokes, roasted red peppers, and zuchini) the quattro formaggi (fontina, parmigiano, and mozz) sans the gorgonzola and basil (too strong for the lil one's palate) and the Rustico (mozz, prozjoot, and arugula) respectively. light and chewy crust, fresh, high quality ingredients, overall spectacular pizza. We are not from Phoenix, but visit often. We have heard of the mythical, never ending line that Bianco possesses, but I couldn't imagine the pizza being any better than this, maybe it's the selection they have, I don't know. My daughter savored the marscapone and nutella filled crepe that she got for making a happy plate! But it was much to small to satiate all three of us without wanting to order 3 more, and at $5 a piece, we'll just stop at the store and get the ingredients. Overall really good dining experience, a little pricey but worth it.

Input: What would be an example of an negative review?
An example of an negative review: Food: we paid $3 more for the uni sushi and osyter shooter. Keep in mind that each of us can only order ONCE for the uni and osyter. The uni sushi only had "ONE PIECE" of uni on it that it barely can cover the rice. Osyster shooters are in a small cup about the size of your finger. The rolls and cooked food are okay. All the sushi made with a THIN slice of raw fish and BIG piece of rice. Couldnt even taste the fish at all when the rice is so big and fish are cut this thin!!! I know this is all-u-can eat, but quality like this is very unacceptable. I'd rather pay a little bit more so I can have some REAL sushi!!! Service: Not so good service. Average wait time for all the food to come is about 2-3 hours. Bad bad bad service from the waitress. Chiefs aint friendly either. I wish I can give a zero star to this sushi place.