Problem: Write a positive yelp review.
A: This was my first Vegas show ever. Could NOT have been better. It was so awesome! I loved it. There was not a dull moment, I was cracking up about 90 % of the time. The other 10% I was just sitting there with my mouth hanging open *mind blown* I've always been a fan of Penn and Teller on TV and I'm so glad I happened to see the Spirit magazine on southwest ( It has a 2 for 1 deal on tickets). I agree with the other reviewer about getting the good seats. It's so worth it! We bought tickets at the box office the night before. Not sure if people buy them at the door, but we didn't want to risk getting crappy seats. We ended up getting bomb ass seats like 7 rows back for $105. The meet and greet was awesome, I got pics with both of them. They were super dope. Teller takes some amazing selfies! If you're not staying at the Rio, do yourself a favor and hang around the casino a while after the show. The taxi line was murder, Over all, I had a great time.

Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A: My friend and I have been going to camelback spa for about 5 years for our birthdays. this past year we decided to try something new. We went to Desert Ridge Spa for a change of pace - man were we ever sorry we did. the facilites are not nearly as nice as Camelback, the food service sub par at best - while they did make it right - the fact that my friend ordered one thing and was given another and we complained to the waitress her response, was "oh I was curious at which one of you got the wrong order" Really?? you knew that and didn't come up to us? I asked for my burger medium and it came well done, I am glad I didnt wait for her to come back and ask how my food was cause it was 1/2 hour before she came back. I was parched for some water. Although they gave us our food for free - it was just inexcusable. Have had better massages at Massage Envy- will not be going back

Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A:
Really it's a two and a half star review, but yelp won't let me do that. The food is good, the service is good, the location is easy to get to. I was just not blown away. And it could use a really good scrub down. If I am in the area, I would go back. I would just not make a special trip out to dine there.