Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: L'endroit est ideal si vous invitez 500 personnes au mariage de votre fille qui marie un Chinois. Mais a part ca, il n'y a pas grand interet dans ce vaste, tres vaste restaurant ou l'on y sert une cuisine bien ordinaire et quasi industrielle tellement il y a du monde, beaucoup de monde. Je passe.
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A: Don't think I've laughed so hard in a long time. LOVED this show!!
Problem: What would be an example of an positive (OPTIONS:
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Answer: The only words that can express how great this Mexican place are...OMG yummy! Once you dine at La Santisima you will be hooked for life! Try to get there before 11:30am or after the lunch crowd 2:00pm or you might have a challenge getting a table.
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Output: Items Selected: Arancini - Risotto, Peas, Smoked Mozzarella di Bufala, Cured Meats over Tomato Sauce and Parmigiano Margherita DOC - Tomato, Mozzarella di Bufala, Parmigiano, Basil, Olio Diavola - Tomato, Red Bell Peppers, Spicy Salami, Crushed Red Pepper, Garlic, Mozzarella, Basil, Olio Rafael - Salame, Garlic, Roasted Onions, Mozzarella, Oregano, Red Pepper Flakes, Basil, Olio Pizza Carbonara - Tomatoes, Pacetta, Egg, Cracked Pepper, Parmigiano, Mozzarella, Basil, Olio Settebello - Tomatoes, Pancetta, Sausage, Mushrooms, Toasted Pine Nuts, Mozzarella, Basil, Olio Zeppole - Donuts Filled with Nutella and Coated in Sugar Caramel Budino - House made Caramel Pudding, Salted Caramel Sauce, Whipped Cream, House Made Almond Orange Cookie Bella Mela - Sweetened Vanilla Mascarpone over Baked Pizza Bread topped with Fresh Cinnamon Apples, Caramel Sauce, Powdered sugar, Sliced Almonds S'mores Calzone More and more well versed with "VPN-Style" and the questionable certification process involved as time goes on I have come to realize that this decidedly un-American pizza is an acquired taste as even some of my most well-traveled and trusted friends are not particularly fond of the pools of mozzarella and often liquid center but with that in mind it was a pleasure to meet with four like-minded pizza pals on Saturday at the only 'authentic' VPN pizzeria in Las Vegas, the newest outpost of SLC's Settebello. Featuring all the standards of a certified parlor, inclusive of a hand pressed di Sorrento brick oven, all wood firing, and imported flour worked by hand it was perhaps with a bit of gluttony that a the decision was made to sample four of the restaurant's four signature pies plus the weekly special but in the end each and every one was an individually shaped, lightly charred, bubbly and balanced success. Truly a space where the concept of quality ingredients and time honored techniques yield a superior product it was with two golden, creamy arancini that the meal began and then progressing through pizza both red and white, simple and complex it was perhaps most telling that the best slices of the day belonged to the Margherita DOC with a the Buffala Mozz briny funk finding harmony in the hand crushed tomatoes yet not to be outdone the eponymous Settebello also shined as the novel pine nuts and mushrooms added an earthen undertone to the pairing of cured meats. Truly a place where not a single savory was anything less than excellent it was without hesitation that desserts were selected and again choosing broadly the rewards were myriad; a creamy budino on par with DOCG's for best in town a clear favorite amongst many while the Bella Mela proved just as well conceptualized as the pizzas though ever more subtle - a characteristic ignored by both the Calzone and Zeppole; the first harkening a campfire's smoke and the second soft and supple but both filled to bursting chocolate decadence and all the better for it.
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output: I was hit by a drunk driver on the 95, the week of Christmas. My insurance company recommend Caliber Collision.. They called me 11 days after telling me they JUST got it off the tow truck because of how hard it was hit! Yes, the front wheel was off, suspension and axel were off. Needed a new fender.. Door.. And to be repainted. I was promised January 31st, until January 30th he called and told me it would be another date because minor parts weren't in... Than it was Feb 7th, until that week, that didn't happen. They used every excuse in their book!!!!! 2 months later, I finally have my car. The door panel is still broken, so I'm waiting on the call to go in and get that repaired! I did not, I repeat did not have a good experience at all! & would never recommend anyone..
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I stayed at the Rio with a small group of friends for one night and we wandered a bit to find this place. The menu sounded appealing and at the thought of carbs and red wine, we jumped. We were told the way would be 25-30 mins are were surprised when barely 15 mins went by and we were seated in the loudest restaurant I've ever been in. There were five of us and we sat at a large round table and could not hear each other other across the table without shouting and making hand signals. It was ridiculous, although we made the best of it and mostly just laughed at each other trying to understand what the person next to us was saying. After asking the server to repeat what he had said six times we asked how he managed to keep say in a place so loud. He said he used to wear earplugs. I asked if people complain often, and he said yes, but the chef, this Martorano guy, apparently says if people don't like it, they can just leave. Great business model. What was even stranger was the movie breaks that came on the TV. A loud, obnoxious song would be playing, and then some iconic clip from a movie would start playing and it was so, so distracting. Don't go hear if you'd like to have a conversations with your tablemates. The service was okay, but not great. Our server forgot to give us the specials menu after we asked for it and came to take our order and we reminded him of his error. He also forgot an appetizer we had ordered. Who knows if he was just forgetful, or couldn't hear us. The food was good, but over-priced, even for Vegas. It didn't blow me away and I could get cheaper, better made food on the strip. I don't need to pay $18 for a meatless entree with canned tomatoes, a leaf of basil and a few cloves of garlic. Overall, I was pretty unimpressed.