I know all you mom 's are thinking I ca n't believe Randi lets him do that ! Well you can spend your whole life being careful and then look back on your whole life and realize you never lived or you can take some chances , have a lot of fun , and suffer a few scrapes along the way . Well a few days ago we had our first accident and our first scrapes along the way . OPTIONS:
- They feel life needs to be lived with some chances being taken .
- They feel Randi was n't hurt in it .
- None of the above choices .
- They feel there was no major damage .

A: Why is the narrator not too worried about the accident ?

I was told that Richardson was too busy to be informed . When I persisted , the president asked me to write a letter about the matter . When I reminded him that I had written and that he had responded to my letter by e - mail , he said that he must have lost the letter . I decided that life is too short to let criminals spoil what 's left , so I took no other action than to distribute my article in its proper form to those who may be interested . OPTIONS:
- I will take further action .
- None of the above choices .
- The criminals will not be able to spoil my life .
- I will let them distribute my work .

A: What will you do after distributing the article ?

We would throw it on someone 's lawn . Now I know what you are thinking throwing trash on someone 's lawn big deal , but you have to remember what KIND of trash we had , hair ... yes two big bags of hair that we were about dump on someone 's yard . Do you realize how hard it is to get hair out of grass ? Well neither did we until we heard through the grapevine that they were still having trouble with a hairy yard two years after the deed . OPTIONS:
- I am an obedient person .
- None of the above choices .
- I am a mischievous person .
- I am an angry person .

A: What may be a plausible fact about me ?

I ca n't stand girl who think that they are the hottest ones at a party and therefore have to be all up on every guy . We get it . You like to flirt ... and make out ... and wear massive amounts of makeup . OPTIONS:
- Woman that want to flirt and kiss guys that the ca n't stand to be with .
- Woman who come to parties and want to kiss every guy in the room .
- None of the above choices .
- Every guy wants to flirt and make out with girls they ca n't stand .

A:
What am I bothered by when I go to parties ?