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If amusing but ultimately unusable newspaper clippings are the dust bunnies of a free-lance humorist's living room, then the News Quiz Spring Cleaning Extra is the rug under which to sweep them.
If amusing newspaper clipings are dust bunnies in a humorist's room, then the News Quiz Spring Cleaning Extra is the rug to sweep them under.