Problem: Write a positive (OPTIONS:
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- positive) yelp review.
A: Moreno's is known for their Sonoran Hot Dogs and because they're good I'm recommending the place. I got some for 2 guys who are from Sonora and they said they're pretty authentic and yummy. To get the full experience it is better when the guy is outside with the hot dog cart, but if he's not it's still good. You purchase the Sonoran dog inside, they'll give you a ticket stub, then you give it to the guy outside and he makes the hot dog. It's a good place to go if you want to try something different and have a craving for Mexican food. Warning: the hot dog is a little too spicy for little kids because of the pepper that is included. On my trips I also have their green chile burro. My only problem with that is I'm not used to having beans in a green chile burro, however, it is tasty and it has good green chile flavor. I've also tried their asada caramelo (beef stuffed cheese crisp) and it was slightly greasy. The ones in Tucson are better. The other reviews touched on other items on the menu. The place is kid friendly and it's a great place to have a Manzanita (Apple Soda) or Aqua Fresca with your food.
Q: negative

A: First of all let me give you some background. I have been coming to this Hotel "Motel" every few years since the mid 80's. The only reason i ever started coming here is that my uncle used to play in pool tournaments at this "Motel". Back then it was really a matter of the cheapest room rates we could find and the fact that the pool tournament was held in the Riviera convention center. Even back then this place seemed old and out of date. In recent years we have stayed at other Hotels at the other end of the strip so i had not seen the Riv in several years. Needless to say NOTHING has changed for the better. 1) They have moved the front desk area to a different location that i think is 50% the size of the old location. The lines to check in/out are constantly backed up. When we checked in Sat night at 11pm there was still a line of at least 12 people and only 3 employees working. It seemed as though each of them was on their first days work as it took them forever to check people in. 2) Resort Fee: They now charge a "Resort" Fee of $11/day. Our total was $99 for the week. Nowhere in our package deal were we told of this additional fee. So we pay the "Resort" Fee and later ask several different employees where the "Resort" is because from the looks of things this is NOT a "Resort". The employees look at us strange and say Oh! that's for the pool and free wi-fi. OK, there is a pool here but from asking the people who dared enter it, the water was cold. Do they even heat the pool at all? Granted it was 110 this week but straight outta the tap cold water is a bit chilly. Don't forget the pool closes at 8pm. 3) Free Wi-Fi: So supposedly part of your "Resort" Fee is the Free Wi-Fi. Sounds good, right? NOT! The Wi-Fi is terribly slow and looses connection frequently. I noticed this the first night while trying to remote in to my home computer. I called the front desk and asked where the best spot was for the Wi-Fi connection. I expected them to say the lobby or the cafe or something on the main floor but instead the woman told me that "umm well there is no Wi-Fi anywhere but the rooms". She also said sometimes you can get a connection out at the pool. As i am writing this, my brother was typing up a long reply to a Craigslist Ad and he went to send it and the connection was lost and so was the whole long reply he was typing up. 4) Smelly hallways: As we reached our floor, the first night, we exited the elevator and there was a strong smell of Marijuana in the air. We don't smoke it but do know what it smells like. As we traveled down the hallway we saw a police officer and the maids standing in the hallway with a rooms door open. They must have thrown someone out and were cleaning the room at midnight. They were vacuuming at midnight, we could not believe it. 5) Smelly Entrance: Several times we noticed a horrible odor when leaving the lobby doors to go out to the parking structure. It smelled like a grease trap overflow. For those who have never worked in the restaurant business. The grease trap is where all the solids and grease collects after it goes down the drain. There is bacteria that eats this rotting food but when it can't keep up the trap overflows and you get to smell all the rotting food that has been sitting there churning. That is what it smelled like several times as we walked out of the main doors. 6) No clean sheets: We have been here for almost a week now and the maids have been in 4 times and made the beds but didn't change the sheets. The first couple times i thought they had but then i noticed the same black mark on my white sheets. It was there every day. They would come in and leave new towels and make the beds but not use clean sheets. Honestly i don't care because i would rather maids not come in my room at all while I'm staying somewhere but for some reason our "Do Not Disturb" signs would vanish and we would have "made beds" when we returned. Makes me wonder if it is just the maids themselves taking the signs off to gain access to my room or other peoples rooms. 7) Food amenities: Years ago when i would come here you could either hit up the food court or the regular restaurant until later in the night. Now both of them seem to close very early. I was told by one employee that the restaurant closes at 7pm. Well that is after telling me 6pm then 6:30pm, he finally settled on 7pm. It's bad when the guy inside the restaurant could not even tell us what time the place closed. So we went to the New Asian restaurant and had 2 entrees and 2 sodas and our total was $40. Now when i say entree i mean rice with a chicken dish and rice with a beef dish. Anywhere else i would pay less that $10 each. The other option was a British type bar that sold a few food items that we thought were overpriced bar food. Oh, wait! They do have a $20+ dollar a plate steak house that we never saw anyone enter. They did have a nice dressed Host and Hostess though. Looks like I'm out of characters...
Q: negative

A:
It's pet friendly ..yes that's true..but only rich dogs are allowed to stay here... Guess I should have checked that out more first, oh well, I told the clients I was taking them here so it is what it is..got them a regular room, while my chihuahuas and I stayed in fab suite. The good... Remodeled Check in was quick Room was nice Bed comfy The bad... All the commie fees on my room service The commie fee they hide as a resort fee The commie ATM fee for my Australian clients $27...omg The service has gone way way way way down..... I avoided the pool because I am not into blaring DJ's banging hip hop and techno while I try to lay out and read a book...I expected more from Caesars...yes I can see Hardrock...the Palms etc going that route but really..this is Caesars..most of their customers are over 35.....anyway hate to be a party pooper but I'm not into teeth rattling bass at the pool, and I'm nocturnal....I party till 7 a.m.....I want my daytime quiet....so I ordered room service... This is what I ordered Eggs Benedict Berries with cream A side sausage for the chihuahuas Diet coke.... The food was super fast and excellent....perfect..loved it....what I don't like is all the bs fees they add to everything....my food was about $50....but my bill was $98..by the time the guy left. Do they think we don't notice all these bs fees??? What the hell is a resort fee....am I paying for the pool DJ? Is it for wifi? Can I point out that their wifi per month is only $20!!!! How do they justify all these commie fees.....aren't they supposed to be considered amenities.???? Isn't that why I am staying at. Nice resort??? Sh-t I could have stayed at Motel 6 with no wifi..pool..or pet fees...what the hell has happened to our world when I can get better service at a crap motel than I can at Caesars???? I think I preferred Vegas when the mob ran the place and it still had class.....now it's ran by a bunch of useless Commies!!!!!