Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: We had table and bottle service here so fortunately we didn't have to wait in line or deal with the BS crowd unless you unfortunately had to pee. Our waitress was nice as were the busboys that ran and got us two packs of smokes for those that were in need. HOWEVER, people I'm sorry, but I just don't get it. The compulsion to hang out in a club playing a mix that has been in effect since spring break 1998, paying THOUSANDS of dollars just to have your own space so you can sit down for a minute before standing up and gyrating like a stripper again, is crazy. Just CRAZY. I should note that perhaps I am just too old for this business, but every time I struggled to squeeze my way to the bathroom and got groped by some guido looking for a, well, you know what he was looking for, I questioned anyone's desire to spend this much money to drink over priced booze and get molested. But, hey, I guess for some dropping $650 on a bottle of Vodka while getting pawed by some hag who is lip synching walk like an egyptian is a good time.
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A: The orange blossom beer is the best! I've never tried the food here, only the beers. I love that you can get a growler of your favorite to take with you.
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer: To whom it may concern; My wife went into the supersar car wash on dysart and van buren. The attendant at the front tried to upsell my wife to get the interior cleaned. he said there were some scuffs on the seats. she said she would just have someone wipe off the seat with a rag because that is all it needed. He wrote on the window of the vehicle "do not touch the inside" so they would not do as my wife asked. It seems to be very petty to do something like that. she was even willing to borrow a rag and wipe it down herself. When she went inside to discuss it with the manager, he gave her $7 off. It was kind of a slap in the face being that we have been going there for a long time and have spent quite a bit of money there. I can promise that something so menial will definitely keep me away from there. I would even drive much further away just to avoid them. Little things in the world make a difference. I guess I am old fashioned.
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Output: Rocket Fizz used to be a five star place. They had a staggering selection of rare and niche sodas, every favorite I could ask for, and an enthusiastic staff filled with knowledge and recommendations (and probably large doses of caffeine and sugar). It was the perfect place for any soda fan. Sadly, those days are gone. My regular visits have gotten a lot less regular. The selection has gone from bountiful and delicious to average and boring. Not once since management changed have they had one of my favorites in stock, and I have several. Shelves are now lined with filler you can find anywhere. All uniqueness has blown right out the front door. They can't even acquire a basic bottle of Jolt. As for the staff, well they don't seem too pleased to be taking over one of the hottest shops in town. The whole feel of the place is disappointing and grim. It's a shadow of its former self. But hey, if you're looking for a bottle of Jones or Mexican Coke and don't feel like going into Wal-Mart, this place exists.
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output: I live in the area been there once before. Wanted some to go food and a couple beers. Went in there around 12am it was pretty much empty other than a couple at the bar and group of guys at a table. Sat down at the bar put a $20 into the machine played that no one came by to greet me or give me a menu. Played a little more still no one came by. No beer. No menu. No hello. I'm consider myself a patient person but after 10 mins I just walked out. Pretty ridiculous for having 2 guys and a girl behind the bar at once. All good tho I won't be back .. There's lots of other bars in the area.
Problem: Write a positive (OPTIONS:
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Good spot for a quick lunch or if you are a true fan. Came here with some work buddies for a bite. No complaints and quick service. I got the Wahoos salad with their fish. Love it. Fresh and simple. Personal aside, the music here is great. Chill atmosphere for sure.