Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer: Artie is our lifetime plumber! He's great! We've had him replace faucets, toilets, etc. & all the work he's done has been excellent. Everything's working great & everything looks great! On top of that, the bills we've received from him haven't had any surprises - his quotes were accurate. I'd highly recommend Artie. We'll use him for all of our plumbing needs.

Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer: I admit the dumplings when I first tried them were quite delicious, but service? They deserve a D. I went here a few times, and every single time I go i get below average service. The first time I went with friends, we were seated outside. They seriously forgot we were out there and took forever to come out and take our order. How can you forget a customer is seated outside? Anyways, one of the later times i went, i decided to order takeout for one order of dumplings. Took 40 MINUTES! And the resto wasn't even busy for god's sake. That's really no excuse to take 40 minutes to make 15 dumplings...The other times i went the waitresses were not so happy looking and sometimes got the order wrong, giving me someone else's dumplings. Honestly, this place doesn't do it for me. But maybe the new Chinatown Qing Hua will have better service. I'm hopeful

Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer:
Pretty fantastic deal, get the lamb at spice market. We made it to three different locations, but I maintain this is a worthwhile investment. I do have to admit there's a special place in my heart for the decor at Le Village Buffet, though it seemed like the waitress was having a rough time keeping up with the madness. Also there's birds at Le Village Buffet, which is confusing at first, but then charming. The foods offer comfort in their heavy creams sauces, and cheeses. But the winner of all was definitely Spice Market's delectable lamb kabobs. I kept going back until I thought I would explode, and then lo... and behold! Cotton candy. Yes. Transport back to sticky fingered childhood, cotton candy, there in the midst of sin city. Loved it!