Problem: Fun , his mugger had a buddy . He hoped they 'd enjoy time in a cell together . Hmm , let 's test out how well they liked one another . He started shooting webs and all too soon he had them tied together and hung them up on a lantern post .

What superhero may be described ?

A: Spider - Man

Problem: Get your name out there and do n't be shy . If you ' ve got something great , people will be interested . They just have a nasty habit called " curiosity " . Speak at your audience instead of interacting with them .

Why would people be interested in your story ?

A: They are inquisitive .

Problem: I was having a restless night anyway , so my pajama bottoms were sliding down and getting all off kilter and tangled . I scooched my butt up to reposition my pants - and threw my back out . This incident is right up there with the time I slammed the car door on my head , and it trails only a tad behind the time I gave myself a bloody nose by pulling up my pants in a public bathroom . Probably the most memorable incident was when I was a young teenager , and I was returning an overflowing armful of books to the public library .

What is one thing we know about the narrator ?

A:
They 've had a lot of accidents .