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An example of an negative review: The food is alright but the service is horrible. Trying to get someone's attention to ask a question is next to impossible. Ordered wings and bread- had to wait almost 25 minutes to get them. In the end I had to get someone's attention for help and found out the food had been ready for a while they just forgot to call my name. By the time I got to eat the food was barely warm. My suggestion- try barros instead.

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An example of an negative review: This place is way overrated. They hook you with their one signature item (a glorified Mocha Ice Blended from Coffee Bean) and get you for their overpriced basic menu items. The service is sooooooooo slow, especially for a place that really isn't that big. Good place to hang out if you're in the right mood and the right people though I suppose.

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An example of an negative review: If you've ever wondered what it would be like to attempt to sleep on the infield of the Indy 500, while the race is in progress, and you don't care to spend the money on race tickets, just book a room at this hotel. The property is immediately, I mean immediately adjacent to the infamous "Beltline" highway, and the sound attenuating properties of the windows are non-existent. I thought the heavy curtains that frame the sheer might help to reduce the mind numbing highway noise. But guess what, they're decorative only and can't be closed. I spent $65/night through Price Line, and that was about $50 too much. A few annoyances, in addition to the brain gelatinizing cacophony: 1) What the hell is with the 30 lbs. down duvets that these hotels seem to think add a half star to their rating? They're excessively hot on all but the coldest nights, they weigh a freaking ton, and when they end up on the floor (as is always my deal) you have nothing left but the thread bare, pallid, dirty sheet. Which isn't enough. 2) Setting the alarm clock requires an advanced degree in electrical engineering. Seriously, you really expect people to use these pieces of junk? Which leads me to annoyance number 3: 3) When I tried to use the dirty, circa 1981 phone to set my wake up call, and I successively pressed all four of the "At your service" buttons I got nothing. I messed around with the phone for 15 minutes before I finally reached a guy working in the bar (I could never hope to duplicate this feat). He was kind enough to transfer me to the front desk. 4) I was going to use the in-room coffee maker but it had been filled, at some point, with sour smelling water. On my worst day of caffiene deprivation, I wouldn't have used that disgusting and antiquated little machine. A flat screen TV and a weighty down (or down substitute, as it where) duvet do not make a 3.5 star hotel! This place needs a major capital infusion. Thank you for your time.

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An example of an negative review: I have tried to call Sal's a few times and they area always "closing" or won't deliver a few miles away. If you are close and it is dinner time, great. If not, don't bother.