input: Write a positive yelp review.
output: I was a LVAC member for 3 years and would still be, if it weren't for the fact that I moved to LA a couple months ago. Wow, I didn't know how good I had it! LVAC: with prepaying, worked out to $15/month, included towel service, AND I got 3 free months when my husband joined up too. Also included at LVAC - free parking. LA Clubs: I scoped out 4 different ones before joining - the high-end ones were $130-175 A MONTH!! I joined pretty much the absolute cheapest one I could and it's $30/month and no discount for my husband joining. If you can find a spot in my club's parking lot, it'll only cost you 25 cents, but otherwise you're stuck with metered street parking. LVAC: In 3 years of working out 5-7 times a week, I never had to wait for a treadmill. Not even once. Not even at 5:30 when it was at its busiest (tip: if you go to the club on Karen, it actually doesn't have a busy time). LA: I go to a couple different clubs and I wait for a treadmill every time. Sometimes 2-3 minutes, sometimes 20, but always a wait. LVAC: Beautiful, brand-new buildings and facilities. New equipment - in fact, every treadmill has a TV and an ipod connector. I've seen some complaints on here about cleanliness, but seriously - the clubs are roomy and the weights are almost always picked up and put in the right order on the racks. LA: No Ipod connectors, no TV (not even a plug so I can listen to what's on the big TVs). The weights are never picked up. Honestly, every time I go, I have to search out 2 dumbbells that are even the same - might be in the rack next to a 70-lb db or maybe on the ground underneath a bench or maybe.... Also, my gyms are not in buildings built for gyms - more like an old office space where you can reach up and touch the ceiling while you're on a treadmill. Add to that the fact that the locker rooms are new (maybe not luxurious, but hey, it's still a gym locker room), they have a pool, hot tub, sauna, and steam room, and childcare is included, and LVAC is amazing. Seriously, how do they offer all this and keep it so cheap?? My message to Las Vegans: enjoy it now while you can - you don't know how good you got it!
input: Write a positive yelp review.
output: the glorious morning muffins were AMAZING. I definately recommend this neat little bakery to anybody
input: Write a negative yelp review.
output:
I asked for the manager and the manager wasn't there. The person that replied wasn't even there to comment on this situation and of course would say anything to make themselves look good and there were no other customers in front of me, I know for sure the lady that almost got serviced before me worked there. I am not going back another visit.