Question: Ok so , it started out that the queen of China had an army of ninjas that she told to set a volcano to blow up china . So I had to stop her . So I had to go up to the mountains and like jump over these mountains and stuff , and I had this group of people with me ( I think we were on a tour or something ) . OPTIONS:
- In a dream .
- In the mountains .
- None of the above choices .
- In China , literally .
Answer: Answer: In a dream .

Question: i think i exhausted myself with that baguio climb and long run . i lost i think three kilos in over a week and it 's not nice . i 'll find time later . i 'll be out on the track later . OPTIONS:
- They have n't been taking in the correct amount of calories .
- They have been trying to reach their goals too quickly .
- None of the above choices .
- They are not physically capable of working out .
Answer: Answer: They have been trying to reach their goals too quickly .

Question: A man had shot his wife and almost got away with it , but the bugs did their job and we figured it out . We were wrapping up our cases in the evidence room when it happened . Cath 's case dealt with art theft and forgery , and everyone was eager to see a million dollar 's worth of fake art for themselves . OPTIONS:
- Cath took over the case .
- The murderer almost went free .
- None of the above choices .
- We saw millions of dollars of fake art .
Answer: Answer: The murderer almost went free .

Question: Yes , even this is cooler than you are . Photo : Getty Images Yesterday , Vice and The Village Voice made us feel very old . The two publications , which despite their waning relevance manage in some way to be edgy in a manner that eludes us , both have slideshows from a hipster party that occurred over the weekend . The event kind of struck us as both spontaneous and secretive in exactly the way something hip should be -- because if it was n't a secret , it would n't have happened in the first place . It was the kind of party that should have taken place in Williamsburg , but it was even cooler . OPTIONS:
- Sarcasm
- Amusement
- None of the above choices .
- Disdain
Answer:
Answer: Sarcasm