input: Write a negative yelp review (OPTIONS:
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output: Service was slow, food was gross. After all the high reviews I don't know if we just had bad luck or what, but nothing was good about this place. Went for an early dinner on a Thursday. Around 5. There were only 2-3 couples in the place eating. We ordered drinks and calamari. The calamari should have a disclaimer that it isn't like what you expect. They were giant fish stick like pieces of what I would guess was squid but it tasted and chewed like rubber. It was barely edible. We order the king pot and gumbo. gumbo tasted like canned tomato soup with a few tiny shrimp and some sausage in it. It was the worst I've had. Wife's crab was good, but the rest of her dish had a funky taste. Took it home to try not to be rude since she barely touched it and dumped it in the trash. We both barely touched our food and were ready to go. Waiting brought out check and we still didn't have the drinks we ordered. We pointed this out since they were on the bill and we never got them. Instead of offering to take them off she just walks off and 10 minutes later brings us our drinks when our food is already boxed up to go. We each took a sip and then left. Would not return and of all the places in Arizona we have ate since moving here, this has been the worst experience.
input: Write a negative yelp review (OPTIONS:
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output: You will like this place if you like a wild crazy atmosphere. But I went for lunch and at lunch time I prefer a calm relaxing atmosphere. We walked in early (about 11:45) and were told that we could sit where we wanted but we had to order at the bar. I ordered the salad a la Pittsburgh with water to drink and it came to about 12 bucks. We got the last table. The place is tiny so I'd recommend if you're going for lunch you get there at 11:30 or take your food to go. The place is loud and noisy with loud music and waiters screaming out order numbers. As for the food, my friend got a burger without a bun. It was very greasy. With no bun and the burger wrapped in paper and no plate, it was quite messy. Because of all the fat in the burger her initial reaction was that it was very good, but by the end she was overcome by the grease. I odered the salad as I mentioned. It came in a cardboard box with grease soaking through the bottom because I ordered my salad with beef, which turned out to be the greasy hamburger meat. We ate with flimsy plastic forks and knives. Initially, I thought the salad was great, but I was also overcome by the grease before I could finished. I realize that grease/fat makes burgers more tasty, but I don't think the food was good enough to compensate for the stressful atmosphere and high prices. Burgers start at $8.50 without fries. I think this is probably a good place to go if you like a loud bar atmosphere and greasy burgers aren't trying to eat healthy and don't mind crazy prices.
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So, I'd like to start by first saying that I did NOT use Safelite, but was so appalled on the phone that I would never even think about it. I called the main number on their Web site to get information and I was connected to some inbound call representative. Firstly, they wouldn't give me a quote until they asked me a lot of questions, many of which had nothing to do with what the chip repair would cost. Secondly, they tried to say it would cost $101.00 for a chip repair. I was so shocked because I once replaced an entire windshield for $110.00 so I would never spend that much for a repair. I told her that it was outrageous and nevermind, then she said "Ok, I can do $75.00" I told her too high and no thank you, so then I had to hear a lecture about how their apoxy is clear and such great quality and on and on. I called a few other companies and am very happy that I can go with Guardian Auto Glass, who will come to my house for $44.95 + tax.