Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer: I went into this Macy's due to a huge clearance sale they were having. Unfortunately, this location is closing, but I got some good stuff for a good price.

Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer: First of all, a bowl of iceberg lettuce with an unripe tomato and 4 massive carrot shavings does not qualify as a dinner salad. This pizza we ordered was mediocre. The sauce was far too sweet and everything else was just 'meh.' The service in general was lackluster. The restaurant wasn't very busy at all with just a handful of customers, yet our waitress managed to bypass our table numerous times before collecting the check.

Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer:
Let's be serious... All Tropical Smoothie has to is keep the same products and be helpful to me... Keeping the store clean is good and I do like when they are appropriately staffed for a particularly busy time of day. Two locations around town even have employees who know my name and what I like. So, why does this location always feel rushed and unfriendly? Here was my Quick Tip on my last stop in: "Time to redeem a filled up card for a free Smoothies... Well, not "free"... She says "that'll be 11 cents... For the Splenda." To be clear, I showed her the punched card, she went to punch it again. When I showed her that it was completed, she implied that I was trying to trick her. She then said "that will be 11 cents." I just looked at her inquisitively. She said "For the Splenda, that'll be 11 cents" I ran out to the car to get 11 pennies. What if I had been jogging?? What if I had 0 Dollars and 0 Cents and was hoping that a Tropical Smoothie, earned through my sustained, frequent visits, would cheer my broke ass up... NOPE.