Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: Let me just make it short as I know most of the people reading reviews just want to know real facts about the place. Today is our first time visit this restaurant. As we (4 of us) sat down the first thing we noticed the sticky table. So we had the waiter come over clean the table one more time. We ordered 6 dishes as we were excited to try all the popular dishes. The end result was such a disaster. Everything taste extreme salty and oily. The entire experience was awful. The owner also try to sell some dishes is not on the Manu also without inform us about the price. She recommended us a chicken dish all we got was broken end pieces with crash bone! The presentation was like someone s leftover. It's salty with no flavor!! We are Chinese and we know what is good Chinese food. This place feel dirty and definitely is not good Chinese food! It's terrible!! We will never go there ever again!! Sorry it's this bad!
Q: negative

A: While 3 of us waited for a table, my friend and I decided to go to the bar to order drinks while we waited to be seated. Every seat was taken except 1 stool. My friend approached it, to order us a round of drinks. The bartender saw us and I figured he would come back to get our order. Ok 10 min pass, now 15 min, and no one new has come up to the bar. A few more minutes pass and a guy shows up and the bartender starts striking conversation with him. Hello, but we still haven't placed our order, nor does he care to acknowledge us standing there. Our 3rd friend, sitting down waiting for our table, is looking at us if we've ordered drinks and my friend and I make the decision that we need to leave and go elsewhere. Just as we walked away from the bar, towards our friend who is waiting, the hostess had our table ready. The wait didn't bother us, we didn't have reservations but being completely ignored by the bartender is unacceptable. We were trying to show our out of town friend how friendly Phoenix is. Not here, take your business elsewhere!
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer: I should have read the reviews of this ass before making the trip off the strip to look for a few LP's to add to my collection while in vegas for a few days. Everything in the other reviews is right on. Nothing is priced in the store because he wants to do you a favor as he will look up a similar one online and then give you a "deal". What he fails to realize is most of us have smart phones and can call him out on his BS! I picked out about 8 Stones LP's I did not have. He asked me about 8 times if I was sure I wanted him to look up prices, like by the looks of me I could not afford the BS prices he was going to quote. The first LP he looked up was a copy of Johnny Cash American Recordings 4. He wanted $120 for a copy where the cover was rough and had deep creases. He said its online for $140 so that's a deal. In this condition maybe a $30-$40 record. Next was a Stones album. He wanted $50 because he found one online someone was asking $56 for. I then pulled out my iPhone and showed him the same LP w/ a buy it now on eBay for $10. It was in Europe so to save me shipping i offered $15. DO NOT WASTE YOUR TIME!!!
Input: OPTIONS:
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Generate a positive review for a place
Output: Ego adveho, animadverto Stewarts tersus meus vehiculum I started this review in Latin, because Latin was the dominant language of the day when Stewarts began the process of washing my car:) I don't mean to be cranky about that, nor am I implying that they didn't do a good job...they did do a good job and they do a good job whenever I stop by:) But Crikies!...They really take their time! I stopped by recently for a car wash, got the medium....nice job! I really don't know how they size their washes...one wash has "tire dressing"...a fancy way of saying "ArmorAll on a Rag"...another kind of "super-size me" wash has something special that they squirt on the car as it goes through the line...(I'm always suspicious of stuff that they squirt on the car...really, they could just be turning on the light and sign that says "Now Squirting Super Size Wash Stuff" and that would be all that's happening...I want to trust, but after Danny's, it's not easy:) So it's medium size for me...I think with the medium, they are more likely to squirt the right crap on the car, plus they vacuum it all out (don't you just love to say "vacuum"...what a wonderful word!)...clean all the windows and they dry it all off and it looks shiny and bright:) Stewart's does a very sweet job! And they take their sweet time doing it:) I've probably been to every flavor of car wash in the valley, and these guys are near the top for performance, in the art of washing cars (in terms of attention to detail, not boogering up my car, not being too expensive and not trying too hard to sell me greeting cards, windshield replacements and hula girl air fresheners:) Where they are not near the top is the length of my stay with the Stewart Family...I always hope for a shorter experience, and it always feels like I'm waiting for a pie at Bianco's...really! I've washed, dried, vacuumed, cleaned the windows and applied ArmorAll to my own car in less time than it takes these folks...really:) But as I get old and lazy, I'd rather watch other people do the work, and I'm happy to pay for that privilege:) I just don't want to watch it for 45 minutes (even when it isn't even busy) Still, you'll note that I've given Stewart's Family Car wash 4 stars (and you know I don't round up...this is no 3.5 star's and I'm feeling generous). I do swing by here when I'm in the area and have some extra time:) They do a nice job and thorough job, they are friendly and accommodating, and (unlike Lindstroms a few blocks away), my chances of being rounded up in a Sheriff Joe immigration sweep are pretty close to zero:-)
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output: Do you like Pizza? I mean tomatoey loaded with pepperoni old school pizza with enough cheese to choke on? No fancy crap, no special toppings. Just straight-up awesome Pizza that makes you drool just by opening the box. Can't wait to see the rest of the menu.
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output:
I had never heard of an arepa and never would have thought to venture to this little spot as I don't drive along this street. But based on a few yelp friends reviews I ventured. I am glad I did.... The place is small, but seems pretty clean. It was definitely crowded at lunch time. The service was excellent as the woman taking my order was helpful and the woman who brought me my to-go order made sure we had all we needed. The only thing was while waiting for the to-go order I felt I was in the way. The food was great. I got the shredded chicken arepa and it was great... The melted cheese with tomato and all was great. I also picked up a pork butt arepa, carne asada arepa and a shredded beef empanada. They were all good with the carne asada chopped up for all the flavor but our favorite of the three was the pork butt as packed full of spices! We were both very full and thoroughly enjoyed the meal! Glad I ventured