input: Write a negative yelp review.
output: Costco has many redeeming qualities. Not all but just a few of these redeeming qualities are great big savings on..... Car Tires Dry Goods Some Produce Sometimes Fresh Fish Healthy Natural Dog Chews Called Nubz ( A Costco Exclusive ) Offered Occasionally Big Bottles Of Booze cheap They also do food demos that some people call lunch. This store SOMETIMES has problems with too much moldy produce (see photos) and too many loose carts in the parking lot. (see photos) They also occasionally let people in with their pets. (see photos) I somewhat forgive them for most of their faults but need to drop them a star for MESSING WITH MY CHICKEN. I liked the packaged chicken they used to sell but they replaced that better chicken with Foster Farms Chicken. I don't think Foster Farms is bad chicken but it's just OK chicken that I could buy at Fry's. (If I wanted to.) The breast and thighs are much smaller and lighter color meat with less flavor than the other chicken they used to sell for the same price. Meh. I've just experienced better Chicken someplace else.
input: Write a negative yelp review.
output: I have eaten at other Garcia's before, but this new location isn't as good. I ordered a grilled sirloin burrito and the steak tasted rancid. The server replaced it without issue with my second choice of Monterey Chicken. The kid's meal came with fries that were dripping with oil and soggy. I wouldn't eat here again.
input: Write a negative yelp review.
output:
Don't you wish this place was cheaper? And faster? And didn't have such a garish color scheme? Nicer employees? Maybe better food too? Well, actually a place like that exists. It's called schenley park cafe.