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Output: I have always been pretty satisfied with these wanna be Chipotle's. Been to a lot of different Qdoba's and the food and service has been consistently solid. Until I spent half an hour at this place. I was one of only 3 customers to come in the whole time. When I walked in both female employees were sitting at one of the tables and chit chatting. They didn't look happy that I walked into their empty restaurant and interrupted their conversation. One of the girls got up and dragged herself to the counter to see what I wanted. Told her chicken ancho burrito. After she heats up the tortilla she asks me if I want chicken or pork. Not a big deal, but try and pay attention, I know you are extremely busy and all. When I pay I ask why they are so slow. She says they have been slow all day. Whatever. Get my drink and there's trash at the beverage counter, there's 3 empty napkin holders, trash on the floor, and 4 tables with trash on them. You would think if they were slow all day the place would be spotless. As I sit there eating my (actually quite tasty) burrito the girls head back to their table and keep on yapping. Fail! You barely get the 2 stars because the burrito was good.

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Output: Came in for Father's Day lunch. Being the second time here it gets worse with each visit. I like a ambiance but the food can't improve the place. The bill for 3 came to $72.00 seems to me that they need to bring up the quality to match the price.

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Output: I am really thinking this whole Cirque phenomenon needs a breath of fresh air. While this show was far better than "O", it pales in comparison to Le Reve over at the Wynn. I did not buy a program for this show or Le Reve. KA's storyline was impossible to follow without some type of guidance. I guess the two danish dudes next to me summed it up best when they both fell asleep about half way through. There were part of the show that were worthy of 4 or 5 stars, but as a whole it really disappoints. Grunting and Gawhing the whole show for dialogue? Really?? And I'm suppose to follow this and really understand what happened? I still don't know what the story was about and those two Danes weren't much help either!

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I absolutely adore this restaurant for its decor, service and delicious, flavorful food. I've thoroughly enjoyed each dish that I have ever ordered in the past year. This is one of my "go to" places to take out of towers and locals. Their farm to table inspired lunch and dinner menu is fantastic. I'm looking forward to trying their brunch!