[Q]: Objective: To make your Christmas lights turn on.
[A]: Plus the Christmas lights into an outlet.

[Q]: Objective: chisel
[A]: can't break a file

[Q]: Objective: How to make a simple marghertia cocktail?
[A]: Combine ice, tequila and sour mix together, blend in a food processor and serve in a chilled glass with salt on the rim

[Q]: Objective: How to shave your feet
[A]:
Shave the tops of your toes and the top of your foot.