Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A: I had a pretty bad experience with Pepe's tonight. I stopped to order a couple pizzas, and this being my first time at Pepe's, I talked to the lady at the counter and asked about specials, and we talked about the lack of decent pizza in Las Vegas. She did a good job of convincing how good their pizza is. So, I ordered my pizzas, and ordered extra cheese. She told me "you don't need to order extra cheese on our pizzas, we put plenty on them," so I didn't order the extra cheese. When I returned 15 minutes later to pickup and pay for the pies, she told me the total was $36. I thought the total was supposed to be something like $31-$32, so asked her if the total was right. She immediately got quite defensive and angry. The price turned out to be right, the confusion was due to a miscommunication about the price of extra toppings. The problem is, when I asked about the price discrepancy, she grabbed a calculator and said "I was a F***ing craps dealer for 15 years, I know how to do math." At that point I signed the credit card slip and left. SO how about the pizza? The whole family agreed that the pizza was pretty poor quality. Two of the pies were very overcooked, and all four of them were light on toppings. The sauce had a very distinctive flavor, not really bad, just a bit unusual. I like my pizza crust soft and chewy, and Pepe's is kind of dry and crisp. The worst part is that the cheese coverage was so light, that you could barely notice it (refer to the last sentence of paragraph one.) If nothing else, at least I will never have to speak to that awful former-craps-dealing-mathematician-pizza-shop-woman again.

Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A: What a disappointment! Went to Tacqueria Guadalajara after seeing the excellent reviews on Yelp, but I was extremely disappointed. Service was very slow even though there were only 3 other groups there, we waited at least 10 minutes to get menus and another 10 to get plastic cups of water. The chips that they brought out were very stale, but the salsa was good. When the food arrived (I ordered a steak burrito dinner) the small portions of refried beans and rice were COLD, and the overall taste and quality of the burrito was disappointing. The burrito was also significantly smaller than those found at most authentic Mexican restaurants, and even compared to fast food mexican like Qdoba or Chipotle, it was not very substantial. Yes Tacqueria is an "authentic" Mexican restaurant, but it is certainly nothing to rave about, and I would not recommend it to a friend or go there again myself.

Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A:
We ordered the Mochiko bowl and Srirachi Bowl. We liked it, kids finished their bowl, the only thing is that I wish they didn't use frozen vegetable. 2 stars for the frozen veggies. The food is actually very tasty!