I thought I would break this into bite size morsels ... haha hoo - hoo etc , Bitesize - ' Cakes ' . I -AM- hilarity personified ... Oh yes sir ... So , we 'd agreed Saturday to be our next meeting and that if it was fine weather we would go for a walk on Devils Dyke near Reach and if not to mine to watch Dvds of his bringing . As it turns out the weather , as so often it is in dear blighty , was neither here nor there .

OPTIONS:
- To sell them .
- To return them .
- To have something to do .
- None of the above choices .
Answer the following question: Why was he bringing the DVD 's ?

To have something to do .
question: So that makes a third USS group heading to Munich in 2010 for Oktoberfest . It is going to be pretty intense . Magic Hat had a bar crawl last night ( Saturday ) on Walnut Street . They featured vaudeville circus performer ( think panic at the disco ) types . There was knife juggling , torch juggling , balancing bar stools / chairs , and such .

OPTIONS:
- The narrator loves drinking beer .
- None of the above choices .
- The narrator loves all things Germany .
- The narrator loves the Third Reich .
Q: Why would the narrator be so excited to go to Oktoberfest ?

answer: The narrator loves drinking beer .
QUES: He also talked to me about disease in certain trees and conservation . Well , he won me over , and 25 trees came down . I ' m not sad ... my garden will grow better . The house will be safer , trees will get bigger and truthfully after the mess is cleaned up , I do n't think I 'll even know their gone .

Question with options: Why is the narrator 's property suddenly so much more sparse ?
OPTIONS:
- They cut down all the mess .
- They cut down bushes .
- They cut down trees .
- They cut down a garden .
ANS: They cut down trees .
Problem: Years prior to this , Kanye has thrown a man tantrum over the fact that he did n't win a Grammy for his music . Stop the presses ! ! Kanye is not satisfied with his fame , his money , his notoriety , his fans , his praise that every music critic with a pulse gives him , support from Mtv , BET , Rolling Stone , Vibe , Source , XXL , and of course his own view of himself . So last night he stopped the music to praise his mom for popping him out .

Why is the narrator annoyed with the artist ?
OPTIONS:
- They feel he has no right to win a grammy .
- They feel he has too much fame .
- They feel he has an inflated sense of self .
- None of the above choices .

A: They feel he has an inflated sense of self .
Question:
Last night I dreamed I was in my room , in the middle of the night . The window was open ( screen still in ) and I heard coyotes outside , baying to eachother . They sounded really close .
Answer the following question: What might the narrator have done before they heard the commotion ?
OPTIONS:
- Walked over and peered through the screen .
- Closed their eyes and drifted off .
- None of the above choices .
- Woke up in the middle of the night .
Answer:
Closed their eyes and drifted off .
question: Do not get take out ! ! ! I have a severe allergy and I ordered take out and made it clear that I have an allergy . They still sent the food with the allergen in it ! ! !

OPTIONS:
- I sent the take out food back to the resturant .
- The take out food helped clear up my allergies .
- I was hospitalized for two days and given steroids to bring the swelling in my face down . .
- I developed an allergy to the food .
Q: What may have been a result of eating the take out food they sent .

answer:
I was hospitalized for two days and given steroids to bring the swelling in my face down . .