question: Locusts ? My niece quit speaking to me back when the whole affair came to light because she said , " that could be me ! " and that was only after her husband accused me of coming onto him during Hanukkah . The old me was shocked but wanted to make sure he did n't feel embarrassed about what he was accusing me of so I kept stumbling over my shock and disbelief , the new me would have told him that he was out of his FUCKING MIND .
Q: Why is the narrator upset at her brother - in - law ?

answer: He said she came on to him .

question: Get your name out there and do n't be shy . If you ' ve got something great , people will be interested . They just have a nasty habit called " curiosity " . Speak at your audience instead of interacting with them .
Q: Why would people be interested in your story ?

answer: They are curious .

question: While rushing to answer the door yesterday , I slammed my noggin into the edge of a bookcase . It sounded like a gunshot to me , and V said it was pretty loud from the other room . There was n't much bleeding , and there 's only been a little swelling .
Q: What injury is the narrator likely to suffer in lieu of these events ?

answer:
They are likely to have a concussion .