Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: Ok here's the deal as so called "dive bars" go the Bikini has the right idea cheap drinks bartender was very on her game But the place has that Gay hipster feel Which isn't dive bar at all then you throw In the mustaches and the rave dj on Saturday Night I would steer clear of this joint it Use to be a great dive but those days are no Longer this bar is trying too hard too be the great Place it once was ..... Don't fix something that Isn't broke
Q: positive

A: oh Fatburger, how i missed thee. how long has it been since i last pay you a visit? ahh that's right, it was back when i was dating this chick who gives me a guilt trip for not being religious. i guess that's why she is history and Fatburger isn't. succulent burgers, golden brown fries, cavity-forming root beer float..., need i say more? i could hardly contain myself when i was in line and almost plowed into the people in front of me. ya so i was hungry, forgive me (i'm being religious here). i broke down and ordered me a chili-cheese fries, a cheese burger, and washed it down with a big-ass root beer float (sinful). i can't say that i'll stay afloat after having all that food (i'm going down straight to hell)..., but i sure felt an orgasmic (heavenly) experience. so next time you spot a Fatburger, go in and have yourself a religious experience. i'm sure my ex would have been proud of me!
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer: So incredibly horrible, especially the little noises the "actors" make on stage. Yelp took down my original review due to language so I'll just say it's ka-ka poo-poo stupid head stinky pee-pee.
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Output: Came down to meet a friend who was watching the game. Really big place which helps keep the noise level down. We sat at the bar the gentleman sitting next to us offered to move over so we had enough seats. I am not a big beer drinker but since it is a brewery I had to get one! I got a Hefeweizen I like the citrus hint in this beer. The standard beer size is a half pint that seemed about right for me perfect size. We had the Crab stuffed shrimp very delicious. I love love love crab cakes and this was close to that but even better because it is stuffed in a shrimp! Our second appetizer was Crab & Artichoke Dip with crostinis. There was melted cheese on top and lumps of crab so they are not slighting you in the crab department! Both of our appetizers were big and tasted great! I would go back for the happy hour, it runs from 3 until 7 and 10 until close. $5 appetizers that is about half price to the normal. $1 off signature beers. There is actually quite a few more specials for happy hour but those were the only one I paid attention to!
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output: Last time I checked a flight to Italy was over $1200, and that is a bit pricy to just get some pizza. So why not spend $1188 less, go to Pomo and try a Certified Neapolitan margarita pizza? Walk in and the place is hip cen pho, concrete floors, a hidden side bar and even a patio. the menu has menu options from salads, pasta to pizza. Some of the pizza is of their own creation and some hearkens back to the original days of pizza, and this is why you should visit. The crust is crisp on the outside and soft on the inside wit s alight char taste from the wood burning over, the cheese is melted but not oozing, the sauce is not sweet or too acidic, but it has a great flavor. Each bit you will be swept away in the chorus of cheese sauce and wood fired crust. The more creative pizzas were quite good too, but be sure to order a certified pizza. You may wonder what I mean by certified, there is a authority that requires the size crust thickness and more to meet specs of the original Neapolitan to be certified. Other pleasant surprises were the amazing home made lemonchelo, Creamy and full of life from the fresh zest. A Fried dough with sugar desert and also great mini canolis which were not too sweet inside a crunchy little package. There are many big names for pizza in this area of town, however you will be missing out is this is not top on your list.
Q: negative

A:
2.5 stars The food always looks so good here, so they get an A for presentation. However, the food is never as good as it looks, which is really disappointing. I always seem to come back here, although my visits are never fully satisfying. I like the enormous variety of food that they offer and drinks. However, during my last visit on Christmas Eve, I was pretty disappointed. The cost was around $35-40 for both brunch and dinner due to the holiday. There was no line outside, so we got seated right away. I ordered a cranberry juice and got an orange juice. I would have complained if the orange juice didn't taste good, but it was really good, so I left it alone. Nothing really stood out to me aside from the orange juice. Everything was just ok or subpar. I don't know if I I'll come back during a holiday anymore. I didn't notice any special holiday offerings to justify the high price they charged.