You are given a review about a place. You need to provide a rating from "1 star" to "5 stars" for this place.

Ex Input:
O'Shea's has been cemented in my mind for three things:

1) One of my best friends from high school, Julie's, family used to say, every time we talked about it, and in an Irish accent, "We're going to go to O'Shea's and kiss the Blarney Sofa!" I think I once got an explanation, but then I promptly forgot it.

2) Another time, also in high school, Julie, our Third Muskateer Brandy, and I went to O'Shea's and took brooding black and white photos on Halloween, trying to catch an image of Houdini. (Houdini raising seances are conducted there every Halloween.) Our photos proved fruitless, but fun was had.

3) I was underage. They served me booze. I've never had a fake ID, nor did I ever look 21 when I was 18.

Now, the latter, at the time, scored points with me. In my old, curmudgeonly age I take umbrage to a place that serves minors. The Strip is obnoxious enough without 18 year old drunks running up and down it. It smells bad, the food court isn't fit for a 5 AM liquor fueled munchfest (and we know how discerning those are), and you won't get any pictures of a semi-opaque Houdini. Also, if someone's best memories about something are from high school, and they were possibly listening to Chumbawumba at the time, they should be ignored.

Kiss the Blarney Sofa with caution.

Ex Output:
2 stars

Ex Input:
I am SO glad that I met Becky, Rick and Whitney a few years ago. I have recommended several clients to them and I know that they will be given exactly the will/estate plan that they need and nothing that they don't. They do a GREAT job explaining the WHY and the HOW around what could potentially be a difficult conversation. I know from personal and professional expierence, however, that this conversation and having the right plan in place is worth it. If you don't, your family could be put in a horrible situation and/or loose a good chuck of your estate to taxes and legal fees. If you don't have a will - call them today! You'll be SO glad you did!!!

Ex Output:
5 stars

Ex Input:
First time here. This is not a place id ever come back to. Half the rest was empty yet we still waited 20mins. Sat down and prob the most expensive items pushed by the servers cuz they want more tip. Asked them is this gonna be too much for the two of us and he comments that it will be fine and the portions for one of the items is small. (Not really) meal in itself. W/E.

What really bothered me was their service.
So the waiter has been gone for a bit and notice the three waitresses talking by their station. I try to flag one of them down for a condiment and refill. Nope they are too engaged with their convo so i wait. Mind u im sitting at the closest table. Finally 3 mins later they disperse and two of them are still chattering about their relationship or w/e and the older blonde waitress notices me and quickly comes over. Ask for a refill and gives me this attitude like shes talking down to me, and saids she will get the my waiter to bring it out. Also ask for the condiment and cant really pass it off so grabs it from the station where she was chatting to my table 8ft away.

IMO if everyone on yelp is complaining about the service. There is a reason. Go hire and train ur staff to be more professional, hire more for busy seasons instead of overworking ur current staff, balance out the female to male ratio, pay ur staff more so they put more effort and provide better service, hire one busboy will clean up and reduce service time, get rid of employees who come to work to socialize.

sit there for 3 mins time 3 people is 9 mins of stuff something had to be done but got pushed back to be done later and provided slower service. Ive worked in an efficient sushi restaurant and so much stuff can be done in 9 mins. Whoever the owner is go learn to mange the business better or u will keep getting one time business when you could be getting repeat customers. Im in vegas 4 to 5 times a year and i wont be ever returning after this first visit .

Ex Output:
2 stars