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Output: LAME. I can't give them a review of their food, because we weren't actually able to procure any. We went at 11pm on Saturday, after a show, looking to stuff ourselves full of fish and get in on that happy hour deal, too. Not so. We get there, sit down, and wait for about 5 minutes until the waitress, who obviously saw us when we first walked in, got around to coming over and taking our order. She wasn't bringing any menus with her, which I already found irksome. The first thing she said was that the kitchen was closed and they're not serving any food. "But we have half-price beers," she added happily, as if some goddamn brew was going to absolve my stomach of mind-bending hunger. So I said to her, "your menu online - and here in the lobby - says you have 1/2 price rolls and other items from 11pm-1am daily". She just kind of shrugged and again said something about the kitchen being closed for the night. Trying to keep from overturning the sushi bar itself, I asked her if there were any places in the area still open to eat. "Hmm...did you want sushi?" I stared blankly. Well, sweetheart, we DID come HERE. What the f^&* do you think we want, Mexican? She directed us to Ra Sushi a couple streets over which we went to, but had also just stopped serving food for the evening. Go figure. In summation, 2 stars for the direct conflict this place has with their own goddamn advertised kitchen hours, and the uninformed, non-communicative staff.

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Output: Nice place to come and relax between flights. The food isn't the greatest, but house wine and beer is free! Love the big clean restrooms too.

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Output: I wish I could give this place no stars.. their prices are jacked up, some of the ladies who do the hair and makeup dont even listen to what you want for your picture as well as they cake on the freaking makeup which made my mom look like some theatre person by how drastic they did it. All she really needed was a little bit of makeup to accent her but instead she got it cheaply LAYERED on her!!! I warn anyone and everyone to not go to this studio EVER! Their prices are way entirely too high and they rush rush rush to get you in and out of there. I cant believe they only had one photographer there and three sessions lined up in such a short amount time that they didn't even show that they cared about how my mom looked for her business pictures! The groupon is a joke apparently they desperately dont want anyone returning customers! Such a disgrace of a studio.. Target photo studio is ten times better than this place in ALL aspects!

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The medium cut smoked meat sandwich on rye is very good. It tastes like an extra meaty and flavorful pastrami sandwich. Unlike Katz's, you don't even need mustard or any other seasoning. Needless to say, I brought back 2 pounds in sealed bags to bring home. Portions are very generous and the prices are fantastic! Just be warned that the line can get long.