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Output: This is not the salon I typically go to, and I don't have unreasonable standards when it comes to a manicure/pedicure. I had a gift certificate for man/ped, so I chose this location to redeem it. The staff is friendly and there are many colors to choose from. However, the floor looks like the way a night club might look at the end of the night when the lights come on. Slick and dirty. The tools used to scrape and trim my feet and were not clean, the water in my foot bowl was cold, and I truly could have done a better job myself. The man who did my feet was harsh and hurt quite a bit. I hate to give such a negative review, but I would warn others of this particular salon. I can't speak for the other locations.

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Output: I really like Pub Victoria for their beer selection, and proximity to my office in the Old Port of Montreal. There is a limited liquor selection, so only go here if you are in the mood for a beer. Food wise, their prices are on the high end for what you get. But due to the locality of the bar in relation to the old port of Montreal, of course the prices are going to be high. I especially like the 5-7 special where you save a whopping $0.40 per beer...cheap asses. But, hey, they have a great selection of beer not common in Montreal. They also have a large patio (aka terrace in Canada), where you can sit outside and enjoy your pub fare and spirits.

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Output: The in-laws were in town this past weekend, so we decided to show them the newly opened Romare Bearden Park. The park was a lot of fun and after checking it out we decided to stroll over to French Quarter for lunch. I had high hopes for French Quarter, given my love of Uptown restaurants and my affinity for Cajun-inspired food, but I have to say both the food and the customer service was a major letdown. Our server was not very attentive, forgot what we ordered, brought our food out without silverware and took several minutes to provide us with silverware so that we could actually eat, and failed to refill our drinks. The restaurant was also FREEZING... last Saturday was literally the nicest day of the year and they had the air on what had to be 65, totally unnecessary! Once we were finally able to eat our food, it was a) cold from us not getting silverware for a few minutes and the restaurant being crazy cold & b) not that great. The gumbo tasted like it came from a can and the mashed potatoes tasted like they were instant. If the food and service wasn't enough to leave a bad impression, the restrooms were disgusting and there was no toilet paper. I will definitely not be returning to French Quarter... which is a shame because they're in a primo location!

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Five star experiences so far! A friend brought us to the Lost Leaf last year when we were visiting the area, and we loved how unique it was. We were really looking forward to finding it again when we moved to the area and have talked it up to countless people. Last night we were driving to FilmBar, looked over, and there it was! Couldn't resist stopping by after the movie. We love the live music (which they have almost every night of the week) and beer selection (all bottled). We were pleasantly surprised to find one of our favorite beers from back home in Michigan. The prices are very reasonable. The bartenders both times were very nice and we only waited a little bit for a table. It is a smaller venue - in a converted house on a street of galleries and coffee shops that have all been converted. It is a great little area where you definitely find locals and not tourists! Limited seating and space when it is busy, but it's the kind of place where you should be talking to your neighbor anyway. Only one bathroom, so watch for when there is no line! We'll be here again and again, I'm sure. It's the sort of place that you want to take your visiting family and friends so they think Phoenix is super cool :)