Problem: Soo I know it 's been a long time that I ' ve said I would post , and FINALLY here I am ! i just got off of work and i ' m kind of exhausted . today i worked in the peds er , and let 's face it , it 's boring as watching grass grow and every kid has a stupid earache and all the parents have the most important kid in the world and their problem is the biggest .

Where does the author usually work

A: At the hospital

Problem: Now the messier part , I discovered , is n't the actual break up . It is the aftermath . The after - getting over the break up that is dirty . After a month or so of nothing but absolute silence , I broke what was left of it ... I beeped ( shut up ) .

What might I have meant when I spoke of " absolute silence " ?

A: I meant I had not heard a word from the person I am no longer with .

Problem: Every time we talk I learn something else new about the dairy process or the cows . On average they birth a cow every other day . This past weekend they had a large amount of births so things will be slow for the next couple of weeks .

Why will the number of births over the weekend affect whether things will be slow ?

A:
There are no more cows that are due to birth within the next few weeks .