Problem: Write a positive (OPTIONS:
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A: I heard about this place from yelp and have been coming here since. Super nice people that take good care of your clothes. Prices are reasonable and the turn around time on dry cleaning is super quick (1-2 days depending on what time you drop it off). They were involved with two episodes of Home Makeover which is pretty awesome. Closed on Sundays -- also understandable I guess ;)
Q: negative

A: Horrible service! As soon as we were seated our Male server said, "Let me guess, you have a groupon. All my tables have groupons tonight & it's annoying." Hmmm there goes your tip! We Called the manager the next day & she didn't seem to care. We Won't be returning! And if you don't want the groupons, DONT OFFER THEM!
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer: We were thinking this would be an awesome place because we could bring the dog but from the second we got here I was ready to go. First off, you can smoke on the patio? I don't enjoy eating my food with other people's second hand smoke. Secondly, the food was less than mediocre. Needless to say, we won't be eating here again. There are tons of other real cool places to take the pups!
Input: OPTIONS:
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Generate a negative review for a place
Output: Not exactly hitting the mark! Needs improvement. If you are making something as simple as a hotdog or brat, it better be Damn Good! OSS...not so much. I'll start with the bun.....It's a bulky chunk of white bread almost resembling being stale. Bland and exactly not what I'm looking for. The Chicago dog: So many things wrong with this item to be calling it that. I'm sorry to the people of Chicago (the home a great hotdogs) that this happened to you. The menu says---- "Just how Chicagoans like it: tomato, relish, onions, pickle, celery salt, sport peppers, & yellow mustard. Never ketchup!" I think the cook got a little lazy on mine and I never received relish & sport peppers. When I think Chicago dog, I think Vienna sausage & sport peppers.....What happened here? Blah.... They even used one of their huge white brat buns on this item. Who does that? The $9.50 Sloppy dog: "A gigantic plate of food!" is what the menu says....Fooled me I guess. A simple hotdog on a brat bun again, a bowl of subpar chili, onions, and cheddar cheese. Just call it a regular chili dog and charge people the same as your Chicago dog. Overpriced. The Kalberwurst, well maybe the closest thing to tasty I've had. It was a nice veal brat with mushy red cabbage...and that bun....oh yes that bun. Service: I enjoyed being welcomed in and asked if I had questions, but when I have to argue with you about whether I want to eat in or take my food to go all because the Groupon I purchased apparently in small print says "eat in".....That is a big NO! I understand that you wanted to take up more of my time to explain to me that your food taste so much better if I eat in, but honestly....Why are you arguing with me at all? I am trying to sample your food and become a long time customer because I work around the corner. Put my food in the "to go" container sitting right behind you and send me on my merry way! Atmosphere: Looks great. A handful of nice beer taps, and looks like somewhere "I would have wanted to go" have a beer and hotdog after work. Emphasis the WOULD HAVE....
input: Write a positive yelp review (OPTIONS:
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output: People read the title of the place Fat Sandwich... Don't go there for a salad, if you want healthy food go to the subway that is close. Jeez people everyone is giving unfair reviews people there are very nice and give you what you ask 30k in a sandwich
Q: positive

A:
This type of restaurant is hard for me to review like a regular restaurant so I am going to review Robouchon, Guy Savoy and e' by jose andres as special places to go for the experience not necessarily the food. My palate is just not that sophisticated for these places to be a place where I have some food where I just want to pick up the plate and lick it clean. We visited here Christmas of 2012. Me and my daughter and son in law had the Christmas tasting menu listed below Rebujito Idiazabal "Macaron" Seta Surprise Nitro Almond Cup Squash Merengue Barquillo Almejas al Natural Bocata de Bacalao Crispy Chicken Skin in Escabeche Cava Sangria Artichoke "Puree" with Truffle Lobster with citrus and jasmine Chickpea stew with iberico ham Turbot with bone marrow whole lobe of foie gras baked in salt Secreto of Iberico pork with truffle Torta Pascualete with cotton candy Pan con Chocolate with truffle "Arroz con Leche" Truffle cotton Candy 25 second Bizcocho Saffron Chocolate All of this food and the cooking techniques are very unique. But there was nothing I would want to eat again. I really enjoyed the experience of this restaurant but it is a one time thing for me. I think everyone should try it once and maybe find out what a great palate you have and come back often or be like me and just enjoy and say been there to a unique place and then go back to Gordon Ramsey Steak and enjoy a beautiful meal that I could eat every day!