Input: What would be an example of an negative review?

An example of an negative review: I was excited to check this place out. Having lived in AZ off and on for 8 years, the time had come. I had reserved in advance and our table was out on the patio, as the reservationist had recommended as the temp dropped to the 80's. For our table there was one umbrella and the sun, if directly on you was hot! We had to gather umbrellas and position them ourselves..it was quite a comotion. Our server even saw this and didnt even offer to assist! The server, didnt seem to care about the service, after all the 18% was already included. It took forever to get our drink orders and even longer if we wanted to partake in the bloody Mary Bar.. because he had to bring us glasses. The Bloody Mary Bar, was on a teeny tiny filthy table next to the bar...the garnishes were extinct, the table was dripping various ingredients. It looked like the remnants of a rager the night before. One of my friends asked for an olive, since none were provided and the bartender (who wasn't busy) rolled her eyes and scoffed! WTF? I have to say the food was good.. at least the lobster croissant was but it wasn't worth coming back with all things considered,

Input: What would be an example of an positive review?

An example of an positive review: BBQ King is all the reviewers say and more. The intercom in completely unintelligible. The neighborhood doesn't feel terribly unsafe, but I hear tales about Camp Greene (2 blocks over). The barbecue chicken is off the Richter good, but definitely strange. I've never had barbecue chicken that was battered and fried first, then seemingly baked in tangy sauce. The skin is more than crunchy, it's FIRM. But sticky and chewy and tasty. It just feels like something you shouldn't eat more than once a year, unless you wanna join Elizabeth. nahmean?

Input: What would be an example of an negative review?

An example of an negative review: My girlfriend and I had tickets to the Beatles show, so we thought we would try this place because it was close, and the description sounded nice. Well, to start. The bread they brought out was cold, and not fresh. I ordered a glass of wine and my waitress assured me they didn't have that available by the glass, although I was looking right at it on the menu. Then came back to tell me, they were out of that anyways. My girlfriend started with the lobster bisque and I started with crab cakes. The lobster bisque portion and crab cake portions were very small. The crab cakes were ok. The lobster bisque was supposed to be a big deal, but was overly salty to me. I had a New York steak which came out well done, I asked for it medium. I sent the steak back, the manager came over and apologized. Offered to make it right. But we were in a hurry because of the show. I ordered a vegetable au gratin dish on the side. It was a hilarious presentation of food. It looked like broccolini and cauliflower with milk poured over it. And a hunk of Brie cheese laid over the top. Was I supposed to bake this at home later? I was embarrassed for them. Left hungry. And felt like I overpaid for everything. Save your money!!! Dine elsewhere

Input: What would be an example of an positive review?
An example of an positive review: Extremely Spacious inside and outside (patio). Great ambiance, decent coffee and food. Its the comfortable hangout ability that pushes the plantation to a 5 star rating for me. This is a great place to get some work done during a meal or just to chill on your PC. Its never too crowded from my experience (sometimes on a Saturday during the Chess groups). I'm a fan of their Supreme for breakfast and their Turkey Club for lunch or dinner (hold the 3rd slice of bread). Free WiFi with a purchase (you have to ask for the password - don't expect high speeds). I recently found out that you can get a $1 refill on a regular coffee - nice to know.