Question:
O.K. I have to say this first : It 's the second time in 13 years , that I killed our home phone . I forgot it outside , and it got drowned in a rain storm . I was amazed that it still kind of worked .

Where did I left my phone ?
Answer:
I left it outside .

Question:
The sun will be in your eyes if you are driving west during rush hour for the next month so get some glasses so you can see ! Keep them in your car so you do n't forget them ! ) So after the car had cooled down ( needle less than half way now ! )

What type of glasses will help see when driving west during rush hour ?
Answer:
Sunglasses

Question:
The driver slammed on his brakes and the pig ducked , went under and then came out of the other side . He had a little mark on his back and obviously shaken went to the side of the road and knelt down on his trotters . He looked so scared .

What may be the reason why the pig had a mark on his back ?
Answer:
He was hit by a car .

Question:
two days ago , my mother told me that one of her old colleauges had died . i asked her why she was telling me ; because in my mind , i met the man once , 6 years ago . he was pleasant enough , i hold no negative feelings for him .

What might the writer 's mother do after this ?
Answer:
She may invite her daughter to the funeral .