Sentiment analysis: I found the worst place on The Strip, I think. We walk around waiting for happy hour, drawn in by the Sangria. We get seated in the bar... ...and wait... Then get service, that was largely curt and not friendly. That's fine, we're in the bar. Food was mediocre. Ordered the falafel fritters which were bland and devoid of anything resembling falafel. Sangria was ok. Wife ordered the Octopops and said the only part worth mentioning was the aioli with coriander. I would have ordered more, but after 10 minutes with an empty drink I got tired of waiting. This is the first time in well over 10 years I've never left a tip. 10 minutes is inexcusable. I wrote down why no tip though, so I guess she did get a tip. "No service for 10 minutes = no tip!"
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Sentiment analysis: Sweet heaven on earth. This beautiful and sinfully delicious little shop is perhaps the best chocolatier I've come across in Scotland. It's even tastier than if you were to take Johnny Depp from 'Chocolat', bathe him in the hot chocolate she serves up to him in the movie, and serve it to me on a bed of cocoa nibs. It really is that wonderful. Located in the very lovely, up-market area of Bruntsfield it's quite unassuming with it's short but sweet sign "Coco". It's tiny inside, with a small bench and two seats to sit in for some hot chocolate. I wouldn't dare for fear that I would leave 3 hours later and 7lbs heavier. They have chocolate of every description. And the quality of the chocolate is orgasmic. (Yes you heard me.) They had samples of "honey chocolate" to taste, and oh sweet jonny. The flavours of the chocolate are very inventive but in a refined way that you know is going to leave your tastebuds all in a swoon. My friend bought some of their hot chocolate, which comes as real chocolate that you melt in milk - none of this powder nonsense. I think she got the lemongrass and lavendar, and I have previously tried the rose and black pepper. Both of which were wonderful. Coco of Bruntsfield makes Thorntons look like the MaccyD's of chocolate. You can tell Coco takes her (the store has to be female) time over making the chocolate and choosing the flavours. A connosieur's Church of Chocolate. With the approaching festive season, a few chocolates from here would make wonderful stocking-fillers, or even a larger bag of their hot chocolate an ideal full-on gift. I can see Coco becoming one of my "once a month" treats. I daren't take a whole bag of hot chocolate home, as I don't have the will power to say "no"...!
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Sentiment analysis: Mani-Pedi day at the spa for mommy and daughter this past sunday. upon scheduling i specifically asked if we could dine at the spas bistro on the terrace....the nice young lady assured me that would be fine. I also specifically asked for two specific services on their menus and was told that would be no problem what-so-ever. When we got there were greeted in a chilly manner. The services were set up wrong with the wrong products. The two ladies delivered the services like robots. The decor in the salon is dark and not that pretty considering this is a multi million dollar facility. As we were making our way to the terrace we were told, again in a chilly manner that we were not able to use the terrace bistro....in not so many words " the 200.00 you just spent on your nails and toes doesn't count" Lastly, It is 2 days later and all my polish has chipped. Not what I expected...not one bit.
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negative