Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer: So my parents got me a gift certificate for Sport Clips. Normally I shave my own head but I had been letting my hair grow out. This review is for the 3rd time I have been here. Each time I have gone my hair cut has been a little worse. But this time was it..... I will never set foot in that place again. I like my hair a little longer in the front than on the top. So what do I get? Hair that is a 1/2 inch longer on the top than in the front. But ONLY on the right side! Was my "stylist" cutter my hair with her eyes closed? I should have know by the way she kept trying to spike my hair and it was uneven. When I got home and combed my hair myself I could then see just how much longer the hair on one side of my head was. The guy in front of my passed when it was his turn so he didn't have to get a hair cut from this lady. I should have done the same.

Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer: The concept of this place is cute. I had a hard time finding this place because the location didnt state the name of the pizza joint. It was literally a long hallway I had to walk through to realized I ended up at the "secret pizza". The pizza has a thin crust so the pizza was more on the crispier side. A slice of pizza is about $8 from what I remember ( hey it was 1 am lol). Oh... they open really late and for being in vegas... it's a hugeeee plus ! I would say this place is a novelty mainly because of it's name and the secrecy of the location.... it's on the top floor of the cosmopolitan and at the end of a long hallway... but you didn't hear that from me :x

Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer:
All the girls agreed...we will NEVER stay here ever again! Maybe they gave us the handicap room or something. Reasons why: 1. Air conditioning did not work. On the highest setting, we were still too hot (and not the good kind of hot). 2. NO COUNTERS in the bathrooms!!! Really? Seriously? No counters? That's what we all said. We has to rest our things on top of the toilet and on the floor. Ridiculous! 3. Shower had no tub and was like the ones on a cruise. Nothing to contain the water. Just a curtain. The bathroom flooded so many times and we had to ask for so many towels to create our own barrier between the shower and the rest of the bathroom. 4. Only 1 chair. We had to get ready while sitting cross-legged on the floor. Or, stand in the bathroom and constantly bend down to the floor to reach our things (you know..because there's no counters). 5. Away from the strip. Be prepared to spend a lot on taxi rides. We only stayed here because we thought it'd be easier to get into Rehab. Well, apparently they recently changed the rules on that. You only get wristbands into Rehab if you booked the room directly through them. Since we booked through Expedia, we didn't even qualify. My girls had to stand in the guest list/general admission line. Luckily, we got everyone in and they didn't have to stay in that line. Love Rehab, but I will never ever stay here again.