Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Example Input: Two people are in the park. A man in brown shit
Example Output: is playing in a burgundy ocean.

Example Input: Someone scratches his face idly. Someone
Example Output: scrambles to their feet.

Example Input: A girl is seen laying down on a table while a man wearing gloves holds scissors to her belly button. He then pierces the girl's stomach and she
Example Output:
pretends to iron shoes.