input: Write a negative yelp review.
output: It's unfortunate that some of my favorite stores are no longer in the Biltmore and it's remodel by Westcor makes it look like all the other strip malls in AZ.... what happened to the old Phoenix Charm? Where did it go? Rumor has it that Biltmore pushed Banana Republic out and Restoration Hardware. I know Gucci left b/c the rent was raised so high, they said F YOU- we are heading to Scottsdale, leaving the expensive eye wear to be purchased as Saks. I also heard that all the restaurants will be gone and condos will be going in there and up--- is this true???? Someone tell me!!!! The most disappointing is the charm of the Biltmore is gone. It's still pretty and nice to walk around but the charm is far gone. It's unfortunate. Although, my friends and I do think that there is an unwritten rule that only cute adorable children and precious doggies are allowed on the property and they must frolic and play on the grass. So if you got an ugly kid, leave him in the car ala Britney Spears style.
input: Write a negative yelp review.
output: Looks like I'm going along with the crowd on this one. Ate at the Frank Lloyd Wright location yesterday, and that will be the last time they see my smiling face walk through their doors. The service was awful, and started when the waitress who sat us gave us the "Oh lord, you have a CHILD???" She actually told us to enjoy our meal, unfortunately she was already 10 feet away with her back to us when she said it. Wow...never felt that welcome before! The food (a small thin crust shrimp scampi pizza, a child's cheese pizza and a salad with chicken) took forever. And when it finally arrived, it was a whole lot less than satisfying. The salad was bland, with two pieces of chicken and 12 tons of lettuce. The child's pizza was okay, but how can you screw that one up, right? The scampi pizza was another story entirely. When you order a $15.00 pizza, you expect to maybe have a couple slices left over for tomorrow's lunch, right? Not at ol' Picazzo's! Here's a pic of the pathetic pie. FIFTEEN DOLLARS, ladies and gentlemen. That's $1 per shrimp! What a bargain!! I've had microwave pizzas you cook on that little gray paper box that were tastier and crisper. Soggy...bland....tiny....nothing redeeming whatsoever. Needless to say, we won't be back to Pizza Peeweecazzo. Ugh.
input: Write a negative yelp review.
output:
Trust me when I say that the Jack-in-the-box across the street would serve you better than this place. First the perks which won the ONE star i so generously gave: TVs...and alcohol...and decent food. Maybe I am being a little harsh but someone has to be out of their mind to serve outdoor patio dining with absolutely no fans, misters, etc. The top floor is just as hot... and Don't be surprised if the table still has a mess from previous customers. I am astonished it is lasting longer than Payton's place with the terrible service. The one good-looking and friendly waitress there has moved on as I heard through the grape vine amongst the drama-thirsty, unmotivated and rude girls who somehow made it through the application process, which is why I won't be going back.