Sentiment analysis: So, it was just okay ice cream. My biggest complaint was not that. It was actually.... the spoons. I don't want rough wood on my tongue. There I said that phrase out loud, and I would actually not eat there again just because of the coarse wooden spoons. I wasn't the only one in our birthday group that made the, It-feels-like-I-just-licked-a-napkin face. In fact, one of the girls' spoon snapped in two while trying to scoop some of the gummy chocolate out of hers. She threw the almost full cup now with splinter sprinkles away. I've had better ice cream at Baskin Robbins and made no spoon induced grimaces while doing it.
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negative

Sentiment analysis: I wanted to pick up some dessert drinks to share with a female friend after we went on a dinner date. This place had everything that I could imagine. I had an impulse to just grab a grocery cart and stock up. No, no, self-control. Total Wine is like the Harris Teeter for wine and beer. They carry plenty of independently owned brewed beers (like Hobgoblin-one of my favorites). I didn't come here for beer, but I am a guy and I like beer more than wine. I made a comprimise and picked up two big bottles of Chocolate Stout with a bottle of Lambic. Pour three fourths of beer into a pint glass and one fourth Lambic, skip the chocolate cake. I liked this place, but I prefer smaller shops, helping out the little man. I would come back if I had to pick up something quick.
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positive

Sentiment analysis: Just did an order to go and they completely screwed up my burger, they ignored everything on the order except for the bun.
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negative