Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: How in God's name can ice cream be boring? I'm not sure, but this place manages to do it. I've had a few different flavors, and it's generic, flavorless, flat, monotonous, and blah all around. Oh yeah, and not super cheap either.... mmm no thanks.
Q: negative

A: From start to finish, the experience at Odaki was pretty awful. We were (eventually) seated at a table in the near-empty restaurant where there were freshly made soy sauce stains and the chopsticks looked as though they'd been used and placed back in the pouch thing. Now, I live in Vancouver so my standards for sushi are naturally quite high. I also failed to mention that I'm not necessarily the most seasoned of sushi-lovers yet and I generally stick to more vegetarian choices. Though I can be adventurous with my food, I consider myself still relatively new to the whole sushi scene. When my spicy veggie roll arrived, it was covered in fish eggs. I was not down with that, and as a result immediately asked if it were possible to have the sushi remade without any of the fish eggs. That was nice, however the ingredients were not fresh and the prices were such a rip off. Luckily they didn't charge me for the extra one. However, the veggie tempura came to almost 9$ for maybe 5 pcs, which was astonishingly high-priced and low quality considering what I've tried in the past. My sister ordered pork dumplings which were served in a big puddle of not so tasty peanut sauce and they tasted strange and watery. Even my sister who is more experienced in sushi and Japanese food than I felt this place to have ripped us off tremendously. We were shocked that our bill came to almost 50$ all together and we had not ordered that much food. The miso soup was the last thing to arrive...very strange. They were still playing Christmas music even though our visit was during the second week of January. Another big no-no. Anyways, all-in-all, I would never return. In fact I advise anyone wandering this part of town on an empty stomach with a jonesing for some sushi to avoid Odaki at all cost. If you decide to eat here, you will leave disappointed, feeling ill in your stomach from the not-so-fresh ingredients, and several (wasted) dollars poorer.
Problem: What would be an example of an positive (OPTIONS:
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Answer: This is really bad, I been eating here for the last 3 days. It's soo good and addicting. What make it even harder for me to resist is, I work not even a 1/2 block away. Nooooo I DONT work at Leather & Lace. Even if I was, they will fire me because I'm heading to looking like a balloon. Last 3 days, I had the Mr. K's 1/4 lbs cheeseburger on white bun, grill onions and lettuce. Very simple burger yet juicy and nicely done. I totally agreed w.Jimmy D. on the time it took to bring me my food. However, that I don't mind because my burger alway come hot and bother. Fries are hot and crispy. Customer service were on point and sweet. I will definitely be back here again. Hopefully not tomorrow or the rest of the week.
Input: OPTIONS:
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Generate a negative review for a place
Output: I really like krispie kreme donuts, a lot! But this particular location is straight up a hot mess. The last three times I've been in here, they don't have any donuts...well they have the blueberry one and maple glazed kind...literally only those two. Now, apparently today they had a big order (100 dozen). The girl who rang me up said they received this order ahead of time. There was one woman who said she had been waiting 40 min just for some glazed donuts. The dude making the donuts seemed like he was on the first day of the job. He also has facial hair but wasn't wearing a face net. The floors were hella dirty and I wonder how often they clean the floors and machines in the area where everything is cooking. THEN I ordered a double dozen and the two dudes looked at me like I had a third eye ball on my forehead. Apparently the display and the menu were not priority to memorize. The actual donuts are great but I'm paranoid I'm going to bite into Jose's stach hair...I think I'll take a drive to another location or just go to Dunkin where it's clean and they HAVE donuts
input: Write a positive yelp review (OPTIONS:
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output: Ok, I cannot seem to find a friggin laptop cord that will charge my 5 year old laptop (I know, I know, that's like 10 trillion years in technology years, I must be some cheap ass fruit for not throwing this one into the heap at the dump and conforming to mass consumerism. I am an idiot who does not deserve to find a replacement power cord. But I digress...). So, after determining that I would only find universal crappy cords that would not work on eBay, Hubby and I decided to bite the bullet and... actually drive to a store... and buy one- just like we used to in the good 'ol days. This Radioshack is very near to our house so we swung in. Much to my surprise, there were 2 very helpful women working the floor. They even opened packages and attempted to charge the laptop while we were there. We wound up spending $108 (on a stupid cord which we later found out powers the laptop but doesn't actually seem to charge it, so I guess it will be going back) and walked out decently happy. So, even though overpriced and not perfect, I guess technically we got what we needed and the service was pretty good. On a side note, I am only giving the overall experience 4 stars- for some reason every experience I have ever had with a Radioshack indicates that it attracts douches (I hope this isn't a reflection on me going there). There was a total jerk customer who was jerky to my little boy and kept saying stupid things like "WOW, this is a LOT of batteries for $9.99, what would I even DO with ALL these batteries??". Yes, jerk, it is a good deal. Don't buy them if you don't need them. And a weird guy with a boy who seemed be trying super hard to seem super smart and know-it-all-ish. Great, I don't need to know that your dumb parents saw fit to give you a cell phone at the ripe old age of 9 or that you understand blue tooth technology. Anyway, its not Radioshack's fault that they have moronic customers, but it is a tribute to their outdated marketing, store displays and organization, and somewhat lame variety of slim pickins cell phones and remote control Tonka Trucks. If they would just try a bit harder to join this century instead of making time stand still they would probably do better. But what do I know, this is all just my opinion. Anyone know where a loser can get a functioning power cord for a 10 trillion year old Gateway laptop?
Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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- positive) yelp review.
A:
It's 2015, what legit business only takes cash or checks? Who carries that with them anymore? I'll take my business elsewhere.