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Output: When word of the restaurants participating in Yelp Eats Week hit my ears, my first and foremost target was Mark Greenaway. I hadn't heard any reviews or recommendations of the restaurant; no one I knew had been. I knew vaguely of the restaurant and nurtured some desire to try it out mainly through my repeated visits of Hawke & Hunter above (and below) the restaurant. A firm favourite drinkery of mine, so I assumed their class and quality would reflect in the attached restaurant. In short: My expectations were met. For starters I opted for the Ham Hou-- But wait! What's this? This cheeky green concoction? Before our starters were delivered, the waitress surprised our table with a complimentary aperitif of amuse bouche of warm pea mousse with truffle oil. Fantastic! But wait (again)! Did you say peas?? I hate peas! Unless, it appears, they are done like this...! I'll admit, I supped on the pea mousse out of politeness and I did not expect to like it as much as I did. But over all I was most impressed with the quality of this complimentary dish. Must've been the truffle oil...... ;) So for starters I opted for the Ham Hough Terrine with Red Wine Jelly, Roasted Hazelnut, Hazelnut Mayo and Toast. In a word: terrific. And an impressively attractive dish. Next up, and the reason I couldn't wait to come to Greenaway's, I had the 11 Hour Slow Roasted Clash Farm Belly Pork with Pomme Puree, Savoy Cabbage and Toffee Apple Jus. Oh, the toffee apple jus! Anyone who knows me, knows I love my pork. Especially the belly. But this.... best belly ever! Crisp skin followed by immaculate layers of soft, moist pork, couple with the jus and the puree. Up there in my top meals of all time based on the main course alone! My only regret is coming for lunch, as it meant my time had to be brief. If I had come in the evening I would have paid the extra dragons for a dessert of Bramley Apple Plated Six Ways (Pie, Jelly, Crisps, Sorbet, Mousse, Soup). Alas time was against us. but there's always next time. And Mark, be sure, there will be a next time. Looking forward to coming back and seeing the rest of that enticing menu. Jen has since told me of Mark's enthusiasm and encouragement for Yelp. I must say, to have a restaurant of this quality on your side is a massive ally in Yelp's slow but steady world takeover bid. I only look forward to more collaborations between the two. A big thank you to Mark Greenaway for his positive stance on Yelp and moreover his incredible talent for food.

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Output: I'm so ~ oh so glad to see Pita Jungle open at the Norterra shopping center at the I17 Hwy and Happy Valley!!! This shopping center desperately needed another great place to dine and drink with friends and family!! They have the same menu ~ serving fresh and great tasting ingredients with a Mediterranean flair. This Pita Jungle is very new but they have seemed to work out most of the kinks that come with opening a new restaurant. Their food is DELISH and they give fantastic service, despite what the angry Desiree says, lol! You can't go wrong in ordering their roasted pepper or the infamous Cilantro Jalapeno Hummus. Heck order the trio and try all three as an app! I like their Mediterranean Chicken and their Carribean salads. Both are very tasty and wont way you down afterwards for additional drinks or desert. Their pita's are also very good. I prefer their Mediterranean roasted Chicken shawarma ~ yum-fest! We also order some of their pizza's that are cooked in their wood fired oven. Go for either their glazed Chicken Lavosh pizza or their roasted Garlic and Portobello pizza, both are full of flavor. The best thing about this Pita Jungle....well besides their~ -the most awesome location (you can do dinner and a movie at Norterra) -the young and uber friendly and accommodating staff -the fresh with healthy options and delicious food is their Happy Hours from 3pm to 6pm and then again at 9pm till close!!! $2 beer and wine, $3 mix drinks and they offer a selection of $2 and $3 tapas apps!!! I hope to see you there on my next visit!

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Output: I only give it 2 stars due to its location on the strip. You get what you pay for though. I stayed here for a work trip and couldn't wait to leave because of this place. They charged me for a small refrigerator because I enjoy yogurt and milk for breakfast yet I never got the fridge. I asked 3 times and was told that one would be there within the hour. I gave up on my 3rd day and they assured me that it wouldn't be on my bill. Guess what? Yep, was charged for it. I don't expect the tower that I stayed in (still waiting to be remodeled) was going to be fancy or anything but the hall carpet was coming apart, the wallpaper was peeling off in huge sections and left hanging by a thread. There was no fresh air because the only window was the patio slider that was permanently locked. Why lock the patio slider? Are you afraid someone might jump after losing at your $5 BJ tables where you use 8 decks of cards? No moisture meant that I had a nosebleed by the 3rd morning too. I asked if they had a humidifier and the desk clerk looked at me like I had a booger hanging from my nose.Like he was disgusted that I asked him such a stupid question yet wanted to laugh at the same time. Oh, the TV remote didn't work either so they finally, after over an hour of waiting and 3 phone calls to the front desk, gave me a replacement but guess what? The batteries were almost dead. I had to smack the remote every time that I wanted to change the channel or volume. I'm sure that after they remodel the place that they'll still have the same lack of caring customer service. Just like the saying goes, a turd is a turd no matter how nice you dress it up. This "resort" would be great for a quick guys getaway for partying where it doesn't matter where you sleep because you'll be so drunk that you won't care but for us working stiffs, we actually spend a little time in these crappy rooms. I love what they say on their website too, "Comfortable rooms at the heart of the Las Vegas Strip." "Everything you need for a complete vacation is available right here." "We are prepared to make your stay more memorable and fun!" HAHAHAHAHAHA NOT!!!!!!!!

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Thank you enterprise for ruining my day. What should've been a simple transaction turned into a 45 minute nightmare where my husband and I were interrogated and made to feel like criminals. I've been renting from enterprise on and off for quite some time. Almost 5 years now I've been renting for vacations, family emergencies, car accidents, and as of late, basic transportation till I can afford a new vehicle to get to and from work. But no, today you have lost a very loyal customer because being told, "it's not personal," repeatedly while looking at me and my husband disdainfully does not sit well with us. Neither is an exceptionally rude staff member who boasts of being in the company for 3 years yet questioning her upper management while out at lunch. "Well I don't know how they used to do things but they are not here right now and I am just doing my job." All you are doing is pissing people off by your callous attitude. Finally after verifying insurance, addresses, blood type, etc my husband was asked to sign the papers. Again, more rudeness by her mannerisms and overall attitude and after everything still saying, "I'm just doing my job." All I could say without imploding is that I didn't want to talk about it anymore and that I wanted to just get on with it. After checking the car, which was not properly cleaned, we were given the car. I was not offered insurance through enterprise, I was not told the amount of gas in the car, and I was basically shooed away because we were done with. Customer service, whether it be a a store, a rental place, a restaurant, is a big thing for me. In my book, you can get away with a lot by just being cordial and having a smile. Even when things are difficult keeping an upbeat attitude can go for miles. What I experienced today was a shrew of a woman who didn't know how to handle anything with any kind of decorum. We were made to feel like we were criminals trying to steal a car or something. This is my last time going to enterprise. You have lost my business, my respect, and my reference to all business and family associates I have to come to our destination city. I would rather have my people take bus than deal with judgmental people who treat repeat customers with such behavior. Again, I kept my cool as long as I could. I am amazed I did not start screaming.