Thunder can move a seesaw. This is very important to know if you ever see what I saw. One day, I was walking home when I saw a squirrel on a seesaw near my house. It was running up and down, and all around, playing by itself. Suddenly, an ox appeared from nowhere. It came up to the squirrel, walked around the seesaw for a bit, then sat down on one end. As you know, an ox is a very big animal, so the seesaw threw the squirrel off and high into the air! The squirrel flew so high that it passed the buildings. It passed the birds, it passed the planes and stopped in the clouds. When it was there, it made friends with the clouds and asked one of the clouds a secret question. The cloud said okay, and sent the squirrel back to the ground. The squirrel fell and fell for a long time. Finally he landed on the seesaw, but the ox didn't move. "Where were you?" the ox asked, "Just talking with a friend," answered the mouse. I was watching and listening to everything, so I stayed, waiting. Soon enough, a loud CLAP of thunder came from the clouds and threw the ox off of the seesaw and far, far away. So, you see, thunder can move a seesaw. What are the answers to this following set of questions: 1. Where were you walking?
2. What animal did you first see?
3. Who was the squirrel playing with?
4. What was he doing?
5. What animal did you see next?
6. What were they on?
7. What happened to the squirrel when he was on the seesaw?
8. Did he go flying into the sky?
9. Where did he stop?
10. Did he talk to them?
11. Did they become buddies?
12. When he returned to the ground, was the ox still there?
13. What caused the ox to go flying off the seesaw?
14. Can thunder do that?
Answer: 1. home
2. squirrel
3. itself
4. running up and down
5. ox
6. seesaw
7. flew off
8. yes
9. in the clouds
10. yes
11. yes
12. yes
13. thunder
14. no

Joe Clancy, the interim director of the U.S. Secret Service, said that the agency has been "severely damaged in recent years by failures" and explained some key mistakes made by the Secret Service when a fence jumper was able to run inside the White House two months ago.

In his appearance before the House Judiciary Committee on Wednesday, Clancy, who was tapped to lead the agency last month, also laid out protocols the Secret Service is trying to improve in the wake of the fence jumper and other problems in the past few years.

"I openly acknowledge that a failure of this magnitude, especially in light of other recent incidents, requires immediate action and longer term reform," he said.

His appearance comes a week after the Department of Homeland Security published a report revealing failures in training, equipment and communications at the agency.

Clancy said when the jumper, Omar Gonzalez, started to scale the fence, officers nearby outside the barrier started shouting verbal commands before sprinting over and coming "about an arm's length or two arms' lengths short of reaching him" before he breached the fence.

Rep. Steve Cohen, D-Tennessee, joked that Gonzalez "got further in the White House than some of my Republican colleagues have ever gotten."

He asked if a moat would be effective in stopping future White House jumpers.

"Sir, it may be," Clancy replied, but added the Secret Service tries to recognize the accessibility and historic nature of the White House.

Their first step, Clancy continued, is working with the National Park Service to "do something with the fence," including possibly making it taller. What are the answers to this following set of questions: 1. Who ran into the White House?
2. When did that happen?
3. Who was at fault?
4. Why did this happen according to a report by Homeland Security?
5. Was the jumper a female?
6. What was their name?
7. Did anyone try to stop him?
8. Who said the Secret Service had been damaged?
9. What is his job?
10. What did he say they needed to work with the park service for?
11. What else did he say may stop others from jumping it.
Answer: 1. a fence jumper
2. 2 months ago
3. the Secret Service
4. because of failures in training, equpiment and communication
5. no
6. Omar Gonzalez,
7. yes
8. Joe clancy
9. interim director of the Secret Service
10. do something with the fence
11. a moat

The United States Department of Justice (DOJ), also known as the Justice Department, is a federal executive department of the U.S. government, responsible for the enforcement of the law and administration of justice in the United States, equivalent to the justice or interior ministries of other countries. The department was formed in 1870 during the Ulysses S. Grant administration. In its early years, the DOJ vigorously prosecuted Ku Klux Klan members.

The Department of Justice administers several federal law enforcement agencies including the Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) and the Drug Enforcement Administration (DEA). The department is responsible for investigating instances of financial fraud, representing the United States government in legal matters (such as in cases before the Supreme Court), and running the federal prison system. The department is also responsible for reviewing the conduct of local law enforcement as directed by the Violent Crime Control and Law Enforcement Act of 1994.

The department is headed by the United States Attorney General, who is nominated by the President and confirmed by the Senate and is a member of the Cabinet. The current Attorney General is Jeff Sessions.

The office of the Attorney General was established by the Judiciary Act of 1789 as a part-time job for one person, but grew with the bureaucracy. At one time, the Attorney General gave legal advice to the U.S. Congress as well as the President, but in 1819 the Attorney General began advising Congress alone to ensure a manageable workload. Until March 3, 1853, the salary of the Attorney General was set by statute at less than the amount paid to other Cabinet members. Early Attorneys General supplemented their salaries by running private law practices, often arguing cases before the courts as attorneys for paying litigants. What are the answers to this following set of questions: 1. What is DOJ short for?
2. Who heads the department?
3. who nominates him?
4. And who confirms it?
5. Who is the Attorney General now?
6. When was the DOJ started?
7. What are some of its responsibilities?
8. Anything else?
9. Any others?
10. Any other duties?
Answer:
1. Department of Justice
2. United States Attorney General
3. the President
4. the Senate
5. Jeff Sessions
6. 1870
7. investigating finacial fraud
8. reviewing conduct of local law enforcement
9. running the federal prision
10. drug enforcement