Problem: Just came across this neighborhood gem and finally made it back. It is definitely a good find! You really can't go wrong when you walk in and find more Asians rolling the sushi than the actual patrons! Staff is attentive and friendly without being imposing as you consume an entire continent of sushi to your stomach's content. The quality is far better than I expected for a revolving sushi joint; my fave is the sweetheart roll. I will have to make a trip back with my entourage to see how the rest of the menu fares from the conveyor selection. I'm excited it is in my backyard! Give it a try and tell me your thoughts :)
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Problem: Great food. We moved to Madison from bigger cities, and I couldn't find Indian food I liked until Swad opened. The food is delicious, the staff is attentive and kind, and the prices are reasonable. The only downside: We were there on a weekday night, and the lights were very bright and the interior felt a little sterile. So if you want a romantic evening, maybe get take-out, head home, and light some candles.
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Problem: We have wanted to try this place for quite sometime but its usually so busy that we dont dare try to find a parking space. Today didnt look so bad unfortunately :-) Wish we had tried the Daily Dose instead. Oh well theres always next time. These reviews are hilarious. Made the mistake of not reading them before hand. The service sucked. The waitress sucked. She really pissed me off. My husband had to keep reminding me the girl was young and what if that was your daughter cuz I wanted to punch her in the face. It took forever just to be acknowledged, waited a lifetime for some water. Asked her what was good on menu this is our first visit. Too bad we took her advice. My husband got the bird omelet which I tasted and YUCK. It was completely bland. He had to pour hot sauce all over it for flavor. They put the eggs right on top of the fresh cold fruit so that now you cant eat it or wouldnt want to eat it. If they just read their own reviews they would stop doing that. Talk about dumb asses. I got the huevos rancheros with green chili. It comes in an open chipotle tortilla that is MINUS any taste. Its swimming in juices which is making the tasteless tortilla into glue. Comes with two eggs on top. The flavors together were just not that good. Got a $4 glass of fresh squeezed orange juice that made my face scrunch up because of the bitterness. Waitress brought bill way too early obviously trying to get rid of us but that just pisses me off even further cuz thats her ticket to not having to do shit. I waived that bitch down anyway. I want water bitch. The only reason they get 2 whole stars is because the green chili was good otherwise hate this place :-)
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Problem: I believe that "Weiss" is German for white. How appropriate. The food couldn't get any more white, bland and tasteless. I was really eager to try this place. The pictures looked great, the reviews were good, and I saw on the menu that they had cabbage soup, which I loved from Foxy's and from Jackie's in Commercial Center- two late lamented delis which reveal how incredibly old I am. So, and equally decrepit friend and I grabbed our walkers and shuffled on down. It was busy, but we were seated quickly and service was efficient if not particularly friendly. So far, so good. We were disappointed that they didn't bring us a dish of pickles or a basket of rye bread, which were standard in the aforementioned old-school spots, but then, nobody pumps your gas for you anymore, either, so still o.k. I was trying to be conservative on calories so I had a 1/2 brisket on rye with cabbage soup, my friend went wild with a triple decker concoction involving corned beef, pastrami, and cole slaw. First, we got the soup. I was expecting a rich, tangy, tomato base. This was more brown. You know how when you cook soup and store it overnight it's usually better the next day? Well, this was more like they had been reheating it and keeping it hot every day for about a week so it just tasted old. The accompanying hard toasted bagel slices were clearly a creative use of leftovers that would have been thrown away. I am a crostini fan so I liked them. My friend did not. Then came the sandwiches. They looked good. Until I opened mine to add mustard. The brisket was mostly fat, and wet, soggy fat at that. Like catching a glimpse of myself getting out of the shower. Her pastrami and corned beef were almost tasteless. Again, I think they sliced the meat and held it in hot water repeatedly until they managed to leach out any semblance of flavor. The only thing they didn't soak were the pickles, which still tasted raw. After sampling those and the flavorless rye bread, I no longer yearned for the free samples. I will say that the chicken noodle soup looked great, as did the breakfast ordered at another table. But ours LOOKED good, too. And what does it say about a menu where the standout is chicken soup? Bland, bland, bland.
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