In one sentence, describe what the following article is about: Let this sit for a few minutes. Note: It is highly advised that you do a test patch on a piece of carpet out of sight first, as the lubricant might stain the carpet permanently, in which case you'll end up with a stain worse than before. WD-40 seems to be a pretty safe bet though. If you have a selection of lubricants to pick from, choose it. A carpet cleaner will also work, but why waste the extra product when soap will be just fine? Massage the soap into the stain, removing both the lubricant and the ink. Even soap can leave an unpleasant residue, so give it a rinse with clean, warm water. Be especially concerned with the edges of the stain, as that's the easiest part of it to miss. Your carpet should be good as new! Run it through your fingers or vacuum it up to return it to its natural texture.
Summary: Spray lubricant such as WD-40 or Triflow on the stain. Wipe the stain down with a sponge and warm soapy water. Rinse with warm water. Let dry.

There are a couple related but different ways to think about the idea of wit, and many different ways to express it. Before you get started, consider what "improving your wit" means to you. A manner of speaking that is amusing because it is surprising and clever: Probably the most common use of the word today, this is what people generally mean when they speak of, "being witty." One's general intellectual faculties; ability to reason; mental capacity: As in, "to keep one's wits about one," "natural wit," "to have the wit to," or "dim-witted." Facility with words; deft use of language: As in, "witty banter." Aphorism: A short saying that seem to encapsulates a general truth. Examples include, "Wise men don't need advice; fools don't take it" (Benjamin Franklin), and "Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes to the bone" (Dorothy Parker). Epigram: A short, clever, usually barbed statement; a short poem about a single subject, often ending with an unexpected or clever twist of thought. A famous Dorothy Parker epigram about Oscar Wilde is, "If, with the literate, I am/Impelled to try an epigram,/I never seek to take the credit;/We all assume that Oscar said it." Repartee: A quick, droll response or comeback; witty banter. For example, in response to a witty comment made by the painter James McNeill Whistler, Oscar Wilde once remarked, "I wish I'd said that"; Whistler replied, "You will, Oscar, you will." Quip: A general word for any witty remark; see "witticism." Think of people you know who are particularly witty, and try to dissect why. What characteristics do they have that you find interesting or amusing? Be as specific as possible; when you're learning something new, the first step is to break it down into smaller chunks in order to understand and replicate it. Witty people are constantly asking questions and learningif you accept everything at face value without engaging your curiosity, you won't have much to quip about. As Dorothy Parker wrote, "Wit has truth in it; wise-cracking is simply calisthenics with words." To say interesting things, one must be both interested and interesting. Indulge your obsessions. Find something about which you are passionate, and dive into it. Learn as much as you can. The more you know about something, the better equipped you are to say clever things about it. Listen to and take genuine interest in the people around you. You've probably known someone who was so preoccupied with thinking of his next joke that he never seemed fully present in conversation. Did this person seem particularly witty? Probably not. Most funny people are keen observers of the world around them. The people you talk to are like partners in an improve sceneif you're not paying genuine attention to them, you won't be able to respond in an engaging way. Think critically and creatively. Aristotle called wit "educated insolence," and if you consider people like Louis C.K., George Carlin, Sarah Silverman, and Richard Pryor, you may find yourself in agreement. These iconoclastic comedians use unexpected barbed critiques of the status quo as a vital part of their humor. Think of an injustice in the world that rankles you, and try to find an original way to frame the problem. Oscar Wilde once quipped, "Quotation is a serviceable substitute for wit." Ideally, exposing yourself to a wide array of witty media will help you learn about wit through osmosis; failing that, though, you can always follow Wilde's advice, and store up some witty quotations as a substitute. Read books. A lot of history's best examples of wit come from literature. Good places to start include Dorothy Parker, Vladimir Nabokov, P.G. Wodehouse, William Shakespeare, Jane Austen, Kurt Vonnegut, James Joyce, Voltaire, Gertrude Stein, George Elliot, Mae West, and Oscar Wilde. Watch standup comedy. Comedians make a living off being witty, and lots can be learned from observing them. Some particularly witty comics include George Carlin, Lenny Bruce, Richard Pryor, Sarah Silverman, Jerry Seinfeld, Mitch Hedberg, Maria Bamford, Ellen Degeneres, and Greg Proops. Watch movies and television. There is much to be learned about wit from watching funny television shows and movies. Some great examples are Anchorman, The Princess Bride, Monty Python, 30 Rock, Frasier, The Office, The Colbert Report, The Daily Show, Last Week Tonight, Dr. Strangelove, Strangers with Candy, The Importance of Being Earnest, In The Loop, and anything by Woody Allen.
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One-sentence summary -- Learn about types of wit. Observe witty people. Be curious. Immerse yourself in wit.

Problem: Article: It's a blue globe with an orange fox on it. By default, Firefox enables JavaScript and prevents you from changing this setting, but some applications interfere with the JavaScript implementation. This option is in the top-right side of the Firefox window. It's a puzzle piece-shaped icon in the drop-down menu. Some of the more popular JavaScript-blocking extensions include "No-Script", "QuickJava", and "SettingSanity". Click the problem extension and then click Disable or Remove when prompted.{{greenbox: Note: You'll have to restart Firefox for your changes to take place. If disabling the JavaScript-blocking extensions didn't fix your problem, you may need to enable JavaScript from within Firefox's hidden settings: Enter about:config into the Firefox URL bar. Click I accept the risk!. Type javascript.enabled into the search bar below the URL bar. Make sure the "Value" section of the javascript.enabled item says "False". If it says "true", JavaScript is enabled. Delete and reinstall Firefox. Double-click javascript.enabled. Restart Firefox. . If all else fails, uninstall and reinstall Firefox to restore all of the default settings. Because JavaScript is a foundation of the Firefox browser, reinstalling should restore its functionality.
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Open Firefox. Click . Click Add-ons. Look for a JavaScript-blocking extension. Disable any JavaScript-blocking extensions. Enable JavaScript through the advanced user settings. Reinstall Firefox