Problem: It matches the name. Of all the drunken places I ended up at WHY couldn't i have been at Secret Pizza!? Or at least Earl of Sandwich! this is how it went down. waiter: what would you like? me: nachos!!! waiter: that ended at 11pm. me: NACHOS! waiter: that ended at 11pm. me: okay, loco moco. waiter: how would you like your beef cooked? me: medium rare. waiter: we don't do medium rare. medium well? me: what do you mean medium well? no no, MEDIUM RARE. waiter: we don't do medium rare. me: then why did you ask me how I wanted it f*#$&#(*cking cooked??? okay I'm sorry sir I didn't mean to cuss at you. Medium well. FINE. *texting on group chat* I'M DRUNK AND I AM SAD BECAUSE THEY ARE COOKING MY LOCO MOCO MEDIUM WELL WTF. AND I AM EMO. AND IM NOT WEARING A BRA AND IT'S COLD IN HERE AND MY NIPPLES HURT AND MY LOCO MOCO IS MEDIUM WELL!!!!!!!!!! my friends: what the... Yea I don't know what happened man. All I know is that it was barely edible to me.
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Problem: Faux-exposed brick? Fuck you, Brocach. Small menu but the food's pretty decent.

update: I can't get an appertizer at 4 PM? As the kids say "omgwtf?!"
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Problem: Great ambience and clever concept! Who doesn't like drinking, bowling, and drag queens all under one roof? Unfortunately every time I have visited, the service has been consistently bad. Long wait at the bar, very weak drinks, and poor service. I waited almost 15 minutes for a drink only to be told by a drag queen that 'she'd be right back' as she had to perform a mediocre routine that seemed it was choreographed by teenagers (no offense to the pre-pubescent). I do hope they staff the bar with attentive bartenders and a better range of booze as I think it's a poor excuse of a gay bar!
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Problem: Two stars for their large selection of beer. They have an extensive bottle list but the prices are stadium level high; $14 for a Dog Fish Palo Santo Marron and $8 for Negro Modelo?? come on! But prices weren't the only thing that knocked down my review.... The service... my god... so we had a table for 5 and 3 of us were good to go at the reservation time, I figured that would be enough to get seated. But no... their policy was we needed to have the entire group. This was on a Friday but there were plenty of tables available and they close at 12 so I don't see why this rule isn't flexible. We just wanted to get some appetizers and give you our money! Since two of us were running an hour late, we decided to head back to the Venetian and gamble. Luckily it wasn't a total bust as I won $134 on the monopoly machine. We went back at ~10:30 (might've been 11) with our 5 and... yeah they weren't seating people anymore. So we had to seat in their lounge area. We grabbed a seat from another table (again PLENTY of tables available) and figured we could get a few drinks in before closing time. The first round was quick and on point. Second round not so much... two drinks took well over half an hour to arrive, small apology is all we got, and another was brought without a clean glass. The place was pretty dead so I have no idea why it took so long to get our drinks. But the beer was good and we were no our way. Until we saw the terrible bill. We were double charged for the two drinks that took +30mins to arrive. We had asked for a split check and they weren't even close to be correct. Took us a few minutes to flag her down but she did manage to write down which drinks should be billed to which check. Though she did fight us on the double charges. She kept pointing to my beer and saying I had two of the $14 beers... yeah I would've remember that. She also said "well the bar made two margaritas" and we countered with "well we only ordered one and only one showed up". Took a few more run through and she was annoyed by it but she did fix it so I tipped her the difference. Wish I had the chance to try out the food but with the lousy service maybe it was for the best. I'll go back with a fellow beer lover but the price and service aren't worth for the casual group gatherings.
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