Problem: Write a positive yelp review.
A: After reading a witty yelpers review, the girls and I decided to try for lunch. We tookhis advice and looked up their menu. We went with the sushi OMG n tried the fried ice cream as suggested. Thank you yelper for great advice. Can't wait to go back

Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A: If you find yourself hungry in the middle of Bally's, Sidewalk Cafe might be up your alley. Of course, it kind of depends on what alley you're used to. If your alley includes OLD people, mediocre and overpriced food, as well as helpful but incompetent service, you've hit a proverbial jackpot. My friend and I were supposed to have late lunch (around 3:30 pm) elsewhere, but that place was closed at the time. Sidewalk cafe seemed like a reasonable option at the time. We walked in and obeyed the "Please Wait To Be Seated" sign. We stood there for 3-4 minutes before the hostess made an appearance. All the while, the two cashiers were staring right at us like that Money You Could Be Saving With GEICO character, pretending not to notice us. Finally we were seated at the booth next to a nice elderly couple. There were hundreds of tables available, but Sidewalk Cafe chose to close off two large dining areas, making everyone sit within uncomfortable proximity of one another. I ordered Cajun Chicken Fettuccine ($14.95) and a side Caesar salad ($3.95). My friend ordered a plate of nachos ($9.95) for lunch, for which she got a lot of grief from me: "Nachos, seriously? How old ARE you?" However, she was the one who laughed last. The Caesar salad that we ended up splitting was pretty boring. Everything it lacked in the flavor department, it made up with abundance of yucky Caesar dressing. The Cajun Chicken Fettuccine was neither "Cajun" nor "chicken." There was a lot of dry chicken strips floating in the sea of tasteless Alfredo sauce and store-bought pasta. My friend's nachos looked good enough by ballpark standards, not by restaurant standards. I did not dare try them. The portions were very generous though, although the prices did not jive with the quality of the food. Sidewalk Cafe is seriously understaffed. Our waitress disappeared for 5-10 minutes at a time, which added at least 20 minutes to our dining experience (read: subtracted 20 minutes from my poker game). Although, can you really call it a dining experience if the waitress forgets to bring you silverware? With thousands of dining options in Vegas, you might want to skip this place.

Problem: Write a positive yelp review.
A:
Big portions! Check in on Foursquare and get a free muffin (which came right out of the oven and was DELICIOUS!). You certainly get a generous plate for the price. Great breakfast kitsch. The menu is made to look like a newspaper. Super laid back feel. Not a huge egg fan but there was still plenty to order. I got the strawberry cream cheese french toast, which was almost sickeningly sweet. Would definitely try something different next time. My friends really enjoyed their skillet and omelette though.