Q: Given a text, write a compressed version of it in a single sentence.
"And speaking of giving yourself something you weren't born with, what about Peter for a safecracker, Tealeaf for a shoplifter, and perhaps Bogus for a conman, which brings us back to square one!"
A:
Something you weren't born with like Peter for a safecracker, tea for a shoplifter, and Bogus for a conman.