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An example of an positive review: Good stuff. Very good portions for the price. Not quite as good as the real thing (lived on O'ahu for three years) but still very good for being 3000 miles from Hawaii. Haven't had a chance to eat at any of the local L&L's (the gold standard IMO) but this was still pretty good.

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An example of an positive review: Note the first: you will wait, and you will complain, because the wait sucks. Creed the first: your wait shall not influence your rating. Note the second: you will love your pizza and instantly forget your wait. Note the third: there are tables, and a historic plaza, and bars at your service to pass the time. Creed the second: you will drink while you wait, but you will not drink too much. Note the fourth: you didn't come here because it was a pizza place, you came here because it's the best pizza ever.

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An example of an negative review: Words I would use to describe this restaurant: generic, bland, boring, underwhelming. There is nothing exciting about this place except maybe the descriptions of the entrees, which falsely made everything sound wonderful. I ordered the Green Hatch Chile Enchiladas, which was listed on a portion of the menu that contained a warning about the spice-level. The entree was described as slow-roasted pork carnitas enchiladas in a spicy green hatch chile sauce. First of all, not spicy at all - really, I would have felt fine feeding this to my one-year-old. There was definitely not slow-roasted anything in the dish - just cubes of unflavored meat. And the hatch chile sauce? I am pretty sure that it was from a can - the type you find at the grocery store. My wife was equally disappointed with her entree.

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An example of an positive review: I love pita jungle. They have great food! And good service too. This is a pretty big location with a bar and outdoor seating. They hummus, chicken and Greek pitas and delicious! I highly recommend the cilantro jalapeno hummus with chicken.