Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Example Input: Just as someone steps out onto the balcony, someone closes his eyes and pushes backwards, propelling himself and someone over the edge of the balustrade. Stunned, someone
Example Output: presses into a spotlight, taught him to creep out of his way, and throws up his hands at the back.

Example Input: The woman places the candle inside the jack - o - lantern. The woman
Example Output: puts the flat vacuum down to a tree on the hallway deck.

Example Input: Someone looks back at the spooky house. He
Example Output:
stops and looks out his window.