Question: An inordinate amount of baseball caps , T - shirts and jeans ( mostly men ) for the test . Not surprisingly , though , most failed . The two guys I sat next to post - passing seemed to be having a d*ck - measuring contest as they compared notes on the various shows each had tried out for . One had a T - shirt saying : " This shirt has words on it " ( what a laugh riot ) .
Answer: Answer: Trying out for a game show

Question: I remember trying to go to Mercury Bar on 9th Avenue to get a drink , perhaps a burger , and spend time with my neighbors ( my wife was stuck in Greece at the time , so I was left to my own devices ) . The bar did n't open that day , so I stayed in , with televisions on in both the living room and upstairs in the loft . A few weeks ago , I spent an afternoon at the Newseum in DC .
Answer: Answer: None of the above choices .

Question: Tuesday , 2:08 AM . Fritz and I were awakened by a wild scrambling outside the bedroom in the front hall . There was also a high , piercing squeeking noise . " What 's that ? " from Fritz .
Answer: Answer: They are worried about an intruder .

Question: The weather today was awesome . The overcast morning had me sitting at my desk with throbing between my legs . That of course , led to some very moist panties . It was hard for me to concentrate most of the morning .
Answer:
Answer: Horny