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Output: I've been here before and had a somewhat better experience. This time not so much. As we watch everyone around us get there food, we waited for quite sometime before finally getting our food, only to find the chicken pieces are way to small. We repeatedly asked for drinks and the waiter only visited out table way too few times. I'm sorry I won't be coming back for a very long time.

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Output: Service is ... insecure. Was there with a group of six and we all thought it was so-so. This is what I imagine the food is like in an upscale retirement home. The place is beautiful inside.

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Output: Got some take-out from there based on the reviews on this site. Quite expensive and very low quality, like what one would expect from the crummy delivery places around here but not delivered and costing as much a a nice meal other places. I usually think the 'good' chinese places have decent hot and sour soup, this stuff was the thick inedible slop straight out of a cheap buffet. I dunno if I was expecting too much but this certainly did not deliver.

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I tried to go here last night; party of five. The hostess told us that it would be an hour and 45 minutes before we could be seated, even though there were only a couple of people waiting and there were a few tables inside and all but two tables outside were being used. No problem, we went downstairs to RA and had a great meal.