Problem: Write a positive (OPTIONS:
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A: Great find in Madison! We ordered the ahi tuna, ceviche, pork belly, and calamari fries and each one was delicious. Also it's just a good place to relax and chat. My coworkers and I are def coming back here one last time before we leave
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A: Only have nice things to say about these guys. Went there because it was close. Had my IPhone battery replaced in 10 minutes. Awesome!
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer: Dingdingdingdingdingdingding whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop tinkadinkatinkadinkatinkadinka. The noise and flashy lights don't stop 'til you get on the plane, folks. I'm surprised there aren't slots actually on the jetway. My friggin' head...
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Output: So disappointing. Went to pick up my order only to find out upon arrival that they do not do one of my ordered items as carry-out. The lady said they called but I had no missed calls. Right after the lady gave me my total, she walked away. I spent the next few minutes waiting for her to return (I didn't know why she left in the first place??), being ignored by the hostess until I finally went up to the hostess and asked to pay. Ridiculous. I noticed when I got home that i was also charged for a side of rice I ordered but did not receive. Won't be returning any time soon.
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output: Great place to grab dinner. The service was great and very friendly and we got food very quickly, which was especially important since we were starving. The food was great and tasted very fresh, I know my fair share about Polish/East European food and I have to say a lot of places don't do it justice, this place does, so that's saying a lot and for a fair price. This is a place you should surely check out in you're in the area. Yum!
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer:
Are we all talking about the same Windsor's here? Next to Churn? Where the staff is indifferent with their attitude. Hint....listen to some Zig Zigler tapes it might help your service abilities. These lady servers with their ripped jeans and tattoos and no smiles just ruin it for me. This isn't the first time either. This place just seems like where you start to earn your bones and the right to work across the street at Joyride or Federal pizza where servers look presentable and are friendly. The food is ok but overpriced. I get stressed anytime I am there because I know someone will drop the ball in regards to service or food will have an issue. However, when the check arrives then it's all "hey have a fantastic day" so that she will get a good tip. Right the great thing about Windsor is it's a great place for me to get rid of my spare change for the service they provide. Remember folks the tattoos don't make you stand out or be original, they make you like every other person who looks homeless on Van Buren st. Get a grip and when you fix it maybe I will reconsider. Ohh and don't dress like your unemployed, have some class servers. Finally, teach your cook how to make eggs the right way. I would be glad to teach his staff.