Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A: This place is awful. Tuna salad consisted of a can of chunk light dumped on iceberg lettuce...no mayo, dressing, seasoning or anything else. My friend had the wedge salad and the blue cheese dressing was almost nonexistent and watery. And the place is hot!!! Almost no relief from the 100 degree weather outside. No cell service or wifi. My friend liked the cheese cake. Thank goodness!!

Problem: Write a positive yelp review.
A: Hash was a smash for me. Also Tim the owner sang us a Dylan song. Great biscuits, also liked the potatoes. It is a must try if you are in Mad-town.

Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A:
I wish I could give you zero stars. Lived in Pittsburgh since '95 and the only time I can score a taxi is when I am staying at some some swanky hotel downtown? Yellow Cab needs to drink the poison and go the way of dodo. Losers. Don't ever call Yellow Belly Cab when you need a ride to work. You will lose your job. Constantly call and get wait time in the hours and the Taxis never show up. I actually drove cabs for Yellow for a week until I needed to get a cab to pay rent and couldn't. I personally witnessed drivers gambling and smoking crack while waiting for hours at the airport to get a fair.