TASK DEFINITION: In this task, you are given Yelp reviews. The task is to classify a review as "POSITIVE" if the overall sentiment of the review is positive or as "NEGATIVE" if the overall sentiment of the review is negative.
PROBLEM: Worst club iv been to everrrrr....The security guards were all @ssholes! (There Was like only one or two nice ones) but they literally were pushing me and my friend around the entire time...and yelling at us. Me and my friend felt like cattle being put away in their cages. I did Not come here to feel like a cow and to get yelled at by strangers...it was more about us walking the right way then having a good time...I don't recommend this place to anyone and next time I come to Vegas and all my friends want to go out..I know exactly where NOT to take them! I will giving this ""club"" a phone call shortly due to some other stuff that happened that is too inappropriate to write on yelp...If they can't do anything then I might just post what did happen.

SOLUTION: NEGATIVE

PROBLEM: Dude. Duuuuude. This place is absolutely IN. SANE.

I just... I can't get over it. Jerry's was the first record store I visited in Pittsburgh and I seriously thought, ""This is it. I've been to the record store to end all record stores"". It's hardly EVEN a record store, much less a gigantic warehouse stuffed to the brim with all things vinyl related.

Things I love about Jerry's:

Great for everything before 2000
Amazing prices
The sheer quantity
Wide variety

Things I don't really love about Jerry's:

THE AMOUNT OF RECORDS HERE IS JUST SO OVERWHELMING OMG
No new releases
The environment/atmosphere - super musty

That being said, if you go to Jerry's, either plan your trip to be at LEAST an hour long or know exactly what you're looking for prior to visiting. I've only gone here a few times and every time, I spend the first half hour staring dumbfounded and confused. Really, just go to the back and look at their aisles and aisles of 45's. Absolutely absurd.

Addendum: Make sure to test things out on the turntable they have there! I've picked up some records that have been quite scratched (still playing it and loving it). Also, they are CASH ONLY, so make sure to prepare accordingly!

SOLUTION: POSITIVE

PROBLEM: THERE WAS A ROACH IN MY FOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My curiosity for Indian food and decent reviews convinced me to give this place a try today. Huge mistake!!! I was a little skeptical after reading one review that described someone elses ""roach"" experience. Since the rest of the reviews were decent, I decided to disregard it, thinking maybe it was someone who simply had a bad experience and was wanting to give the restaurant a bad name.

I placed a take out order over the phone. The service was prompt and friendly. I picked up my food, returned to work excited for my lunch, until I found a big roach sitting on top of my rice. Luckily, I hadn't taken any bites!

I wasted my entire lunch hour, only to find myself hungry, with no time to get anything else. The manager explained that the restaurant had just been sprayed for roaches, which he claims makes them spread everywhere. Good to know right?

In the end, I was given a full refund but it didn't make up for my time and disgusting experience.

The manager seemed to really make light of the situation. Apparently he's okay with his ""tenants"". Unless you're okay with having an extra crunch in your food, you really shouldn't eat here.

SOLUTION:
NEGATIVE