Problem: Write a positive (OPTIONS:
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A: A midst the St Paddy's drunken craziness, Coach and Willies still managed to impress me. The food was great, the drinks were good and the service was.... not so terrible. Since it is a bar, my food expectations were low. I ordered the Italian stallion which is a a sandwich composed of mortadella, capicola, salami, pepperoni, provolone cheese, lettuce, tomato, peppers, pepperonchinis, red onion and Italian vinaigrette. It.... was... fabulous! Surprisingly so, too. I have never enjoyed putting so much meat in my mouth before (pun intended) and although the sandwich was HUGE (pun intended), I somehow managed to finish the whole damn thing (pun pun and pun intended). Sex jokes aside, it really was a damn good sandwich. Add some string fries and ketchup and you have a very filling meal, prepping you for all the overdose of alcohol you plan to induce later. I do have some negative points for the car bombs and the service. They thought they would be super efficient and serve car bombs in a built-in plastic cup which contains the shot cup inside. As a lady in the bar promotions world, I can tell you that those cups are great for jager bombs but not so much car bombs- the beer curdles at the top and by the time you get it and drink it, its already disgusting.. not to mention they really do not need to be serving us drinks in plastic cups. Even after we explained how horrible the drink was, the server didn't do much about it except for a bimbo shrug. Adding with the fact that we had to hunt her down for a drink cause she was too busy flirting with the guys in the nearby chair and you have one pissed off customer. Still 4 stars because the sandwich was 6 stars. One more day with her though and I might unleash my customer fury on to her. You've been warned, lady.
Q: negative

A: Take it from a real live coonass cajun...This ain't it. Dumping a ton of cayenne pepper on something does NOT make it Louisiana!
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer: Dr. Wong is lovely. The rest of the staff is horrible. When I first came into the office, nobody greeted me. I started looking at frames and was approached by a woman who gruffly told me to have a seat and stay away from the frames. Apparently, finding frames you like is something you can't do without her. All interactions with the support staff were off-putting and made me feel uncomfortable. After the woman who initially approached me and reprimanded me for looking through the glasses found out that I actually had money to buy nicer frames, she warmed up. Interesting. Again, Dr. Wong was great - I just wish she had an entirely different staff. After moving away from Vegas a week ago, I needed to get some sports frames, so I called to get my pupillary distance measurement and was told that "by law" they can't release that information, but I could come in to the office and order through them again and they would be able to measure but not give the measurement to me. Sure. Super helpful, thanks. If you desire to have any personal control over your own prescription, or be treated like a human regardless of whether or not you can afford the good glasses, pick another place.
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Output: Lived across the street from the place for a year and decided to try it on a whim. Had a Gyro and it was just what I needed. The staff was nice, the place was clean and the food was good. I'll be going back again.
input: Write a negative yelp review (OPTIONS:
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output: Me and a friend stopped at this location for a Friday lunch after going to the movies. The staff was friendly and not intrusive. The waitress did a good job of replenishing my soda. As for the food: I couldn't even tell I was eating a sausage calzone. Very light on the toppings. My friend's calzone had to be returned to the kitchen for reheating; the middle was cold. Unfortunately there really wasn't anything that made the food stand out. Desserts were okay too. We both had cheesecake and it was no different than cheesecake from a supplier that any restaurant would serve. Comparing the price with the food quality and uniqueness, I'm not sure if I would return here.
Q: negative

A:
I had a horrible experience with towing. I called and told them my car needed to be towed because it was dripping gasoline. When the tow truck arrived the driver said he could not tow my car because it was dripping gasoline. They then told me I needed to have it cleared by the fire department before they could tow it. I called the fire department and they said they don't provide that service. It would've been nice if AAA had told me they couldn't tow it in the first place before I wasted my day waiting for them. A different towing company towed it without problem. AAA towing was a waste of money for me.