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An example of an positive review: Some friends got us on 'the list' for Risque, so I swallowed my pride and went. First of all, I'm not a big fan of being 'the list' an then still having to wait ridiculously long times for admittance, but that's just what happened. Once we got in, I have to admit that the club was beautiful. It's lush and rich looking, if not a little on the small side. There is a bridge - which is a beautiful place to take a little respite if the booming music is gettin' to be a bit much - that leads to another room that was playing more hip hop and top 40 while another room was spinning electronica, house and the like. The bathrooms were BEAUTIFUL. The friend I bought with me, who was also no a club girl, and I decided that if we got too tired of the club we'd just go hang out in the bathroom all night. That didn't end up happening because the $12 - $15 drink prices sent us home was before the sunlight did. For a club, it wasn't bad. I've definitely been to worse.

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An example of an positive review: Burgers were OK, nothing to really rave about. Their appetizers were pretty good especially the fries w/ multiple dipping sauces. But, the Nutella Shake... OMG best shake I've ever had in my life. The service was good and pretty attentive.

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An example of an negative review: Don't buy the groupon, they'll never let you use it. They claim you have to make an appointment, yet they never have a decent time available and can't fit you in, even when there is nobody there. Staff, well the guy I dealt with, are rude and slow. Don't waste your money, I will continue getting oil changes at Terrible's, even if it is more expensive. Wasn't just me by the way, bought one for the fiancee and she was able to use it after 6 or 7 tries, but hasn't been able to since. Doesn't say appointment needed on Groupon, this is false advertising. My family and the woman's are from here and we are big, I will make sure nobody wastes their money here.

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An example of an negative review: Coming from NYC I am very disappointed in this place. NOTE: when I first tried New York Bagel on Rancho in 2012 i thought they were about average for non NY or LA bagels. END NOTE My office gets bagels every Friday for the staff. However, the last time we purchased bagels for the office the bagels from New York Bagel Deli and Gyros they were thin and small and had a different consistency than expected. That is why we stopped getting bagels from here for our weekly bagel day. It is clear that the person making the bagels does not know the way to properly make a NYC style bagel. There are much better bagel options in town such as Bagel Cafe.