Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Example Input: They swing before the crowd. Someone
Example Output: 's brother kicks him.

Example Input: Back at someone's apartment, someone sits on the sofa, ready for bed. He
Example Output: cradled back, and shuts the door behind her.

Example Input: He places his arm on the ladder. A woman
Example Output:
wraps her arm around someone's hospital bedside and delivers a wave.