TASK DEFINITION: In this task, you are given Yelp reviews. The task is to classify a review as "POSITIVE" if the overall sentiment of the review is positive or as "NEGATIVE" if the overall sentiment of the review is negative.
PROBLEM: I hate writing negative reviews but if I could give 0 stars, I would!

NEVER IN MY ENTIRE LIFE HAVE I MET A BUSINESS OR MAN SO RUDE!!!

The cab driver did not give us his name but he was an Italian older man that obviously hated his job in cab #2518. We should have gotten out of the cab as soon as we got in.

My friend and I were visiting Las Vegas at MGM for the weekend and were completely sober trying to find a ride. We weren't sure where to go so we thought we'd look for a taxi driver that could take us somewhere cool.

From the moment we got in, we were cussed at. He ran out of his car as soon as we got in and said, ""what the f---, this cab is a piece of $&@!!"" And started slamming all of the doors to the cab. We thought he was joking the whole time but found out he was completely serious. After that happened, we told him we were thinking of going to Drai's club because we heard it was cool and asked him how far it was and if he'd heard anything about it. He immediately told us, ""this ride is the cheapest thing you're going to do and I'm so f---ing tired of everyone trying to screw the taxi drivers and spend so much f---ing money at bars and clubs. You're gonna spend $50 to get in and $20 for each drink but don't want to spend f---ing $10 for a taxi ride, f--- you guys.""

At this point, we were ready to get out and explained to him that we were sorry he was having a bad night and we were not trying to cheat him, we just wanted to find out where to go since we were not from the area. He realized he was being a jerk and told us we wouldn't have to pay but kept cussing at us. By this time we told him just to let us out on side of the road and he said ""I can't be unsafe, I am not letting you out until it is safe and I am not going to charge you, KAPISH?!"" At this point we were scared and almost thought he was never going to let us out.

He finally got us to our destination (the Cromwell), and our cab ride was $10.10 and we gave him $10 and he tried to hand it back to us. We quickly got out and didn't take it back. We got his taxi number and complained.

When we complained, his boss, Larry, told us ""well maybe he's having a bad day."" UM, I have a job and might have bad days too, but I would NEVER take it out on anyone else, especially someone that might give me a tip!

We were the nicest people he would probably have in the cab that night, weren't drunk, and he treated us horribly. Lucky Cab, you were our worst experience in Las Vegas and I will NEVER give you my money ever again.

SOLUTION: NEGATIVE

PROBLEM: If I had to pick a store to live in, this would be it. Ya know...like Tom Hanks living in the airport terminal. That would be me, in the Costco for a few years continuously. They have a bed set up for me to sleep on, various couches and chairs to lounge about on, exercise and outdoor equipment to keep me fit, and free food for me to eat served by nice old people. If I had a complaint it would be that those nice old people don't give me enough-the portion size is way too small. How am I supposed to survive and maintain a healthy weight on those little ""sample size"" servings? Stop being so cheap Costco.

SOLUTION: POSITIVE

PROBLEM: I'm not sure what gain I would get by accusing your shop of doing this to my dog. As I said I've been going there for years and never had an issue. I'd actually preferred to continue going but your behavior changed that. It was not 6 days after he was there and I'm sorry you don't remember. He was there on Thursday and if you recall my conversation on Monday w you and not just try to refute my credibility, you'd remember I said I walked him Thursday night and noticed he couldn't bare walking near car lights, which made me wonder what happened so I took him to vet Monday when they opened, when he could no longer keep his puss filled eye open. I didn't ask for any vet bills or future bills, but a little accountability would have been nice. So to say it didn't happen and it's a matter of right or wrong doesn't make sense. It's not my integrity that's compromised by writing a review, it's your pure denial and lack of accountability that's questionable. If you notice I don't yelp often and felt compelled to share my story so other eyeballs could be spared. You know we all know accidents happen and we have to deal with things and that's just life. This was an accident and he survived and we are doing just fine, as suspected. If he and my other dog were really like family you would have returned your end of the bargain and checked back, regardless of what you think happened. I never insinuated your shop didn't treat animals like they're family and again have absolutely nothing to gain by purposely putting negative feedback here other than my experience.

Coincidence? Hmm I don't think so, nor did my vet. You would have known had you followed up as you said you would. It's your conscience that needs to be cleansed, not mine.

SOLUTION:
NEGATIVE