Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: First let me say that I am not a picky eater but yuck, yuck, yuck, yuck. I paid $17 for fish tacos that were nothing more than a fish stick fried for WAY too long topped with some orange ranch type sauce on flour tortillas, oh the humanity! I didn't even get any mediocre rice or beans with my entree. Chips and salsa were $6! Who pays for chips and salsa at a Mexican place? Overpriced is an understatement. The servers tried to do a dance. It was waaaaay too long and repetitive, I wanted to scream out "Please stop, can't you see they aren't having fun? Put them out of their misery!" The only cool thing was the bartenders. They were very talented. I am uber clumsy so when I see people throwing things and catching them too, my mind pretty much gets blown. Doesn't take much, I guess. Those poor men should find another place of employment however, because unless Carlos and Charlie's changes the foods quality, I don't see them lasting as a Vegas establishment. Eat ANYWHERE but here.
Q: negative

A: I do not recommend this location to parents seeking childcare for infants (7+ months). Firstly, I'd like to say that the front desk lady (Michelle) is rude. You can tell her attitude hides behind a fake smile. - which I don't understand as someone who REPRESENTS this center, the first thing should not be a rude-uptight lady with first time guests. I had my daughter here for only 1 week with paying tuition for 2 in advance. I would frequently watch her through there daycare camera that's provided in her room she was in. I would always notice the ratio between infants were out numbered by the 'teachers'. Isn't the ratio 1:4? I did not evidence a lot of the 'teachers' paying attention to the infants as far as safety. The teacher that would be in the room would always be busy with changing diapers. In my opinion this is not satisfying at all. The infants that are in that room did not all know how to walk/crawl neither are they able to know that they would be stepping on another being. Which concerns me since my daughter was one of the few that knew crawl, the kids that would walk aren't able to realize they are walking on other babies (which is completely understandable) but that does not mean that they should be unsupervised because the ratio of the infants to teachers is below average and especially when the teacher is alone and can only do so much while changing diapers. Also, the teachers here are very short-tempered and you can see it once you drop off your infant in the mornings. Nobody likes to leave there kids with such an atmosphere of stress, temper, etc. However, there was a nice young lady who did an amazing job with my daughter and has a soft soul with patience for sitting within this particular age group but she had told me that she would be leaving within the month. The reason I had decided to take my daughter out of this child care is because she had gotten sick after I had picked her up (not a problem with that). My problem was that now it has been 2 weeks since, the day I had called to ask for my refund for the week that my daughter has not went, I had explained that I will not continue going there for childcare because of the fact that my daughter had gotten really sick and I don't like the child care treatment. The front desk lady had responded with: "Well it was her first time at the center so she was going to get sick." I'll just leave it at that. Ultimately, this center waives your registration fee and has no annual fee like most childcare centers. The rates are about average for full-time. Hence, there customer service and friendliness of staff.. you get what you pay for and this was definitely not something I'd want for my child while I'm away. I would recommend the Children's learning center located on Robindale, I have met with the infant teacher there and immediately liked her from the beginning. She was a genuine lady that loves her job - taking care of infants. The only reason I had not went to this center is because of the pricing and fee's. Although, I do believe that it is worth it all. Good luck and I'm hoping this review has been helpful for a few.
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer: My friend kept hyping up this place, telling me that there was a potent drink called a little stick that tasted like a big stick. The closest thing they had to that was their margarita and it tasted nothing like a big stick =( The chile relleno I had was close to inedible. I just don't know what they were doing when they stuffed it full of dry overcooked chicken, apricots, raisins and whatnot. There was barely any cheese in there, I was hoping for a cheesy chicken gooey delicious explosion in my mouth. It clearly did not happen =( My companions got the diablo pasta and that was good but it was really just fetticine in cream sauce. Definitely a waste of a foodie trip =(
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Generate a positive review for a place
Output: First time here today, went with a coworker. I had the Italian beef and sausage sandwich and it was delicious. The beef was more shaved/shredded than sliced which I personally liked, I think it seemed to make it tender. The sausage was a delicious Italian link, not too spicy but just enough kick to add that extra flavor. I'm looking forward to trying more of their dishes because I will be coming back!
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output: Donald S. just reminded me I had not reviewed the Village Tavern yet. Eat at your own risk, I can only tell you my experience and you do with it what you like. I la la la loved the food here, used to dine in regularly and happy hour often until. Dun dun dun dun, one evening my girlfriends and I rendezvous at the Tavern for a little happy hour. It was not happy and we left in well under an hour. Just after being sat in the bar area we saw the biggest freakin rat. It would have made NY proud! We packed it in and disappeared into the night never to return. :( Sad tale for a place I loved so much. It's like breaking up with someone you still have feelings for but you know it's the right thing to do.
Q: negative

A:
Granite City sits between 2 stars and 3 stars but not quite a 2.5 stars. Went there last night with my boyfriend to use one of our free appetizer vouchers we received from the manager during a previous occasion due to service. Decided to try the Asian Glazed Shrimp as an appetizer. It sounds/looks better than what it actually taste. This wasn't "Asian" at all. It is presented beautifully. That's the one positive things I can say about the appetizer. It comes with a salad which consist of cabbage, tomatoes, green peppers, this white mayo dressing and I am assuming a chili spice. The only thing "Asian" about the salad was the cabbage. I have never known any Asian dishes to use tomatoes or dressings. It was an assortment of ingredients that didn't fit the name. The shrimp weren't bad. The glaze tasted like it was made with a teriyaki or sweet and sour sauce. The shrimp were large sizes (NOT jumbo like the menu claims) however, you get 8 shrimp for $13. WHAT?! Forget that. Thank goodness we got it for free or I would have been extremely upset to pay such a price for poor food. For my meal, I ordered the Peppercorn Burger with no bacon. ( I don't eat pork. BTW: Why does nearly everything on their menu have pork in it?!?!?) My burger was decent but had far too much going on. It comes with onion strings, bleu cheese, tomatoes and a pickle spear. I think they may use a certain kind of sauce or marinade for the burger patties. It would have been idea to have pickle chips instead of the spears but whatever. The burger was very juicy/greasy which caused it to get very sloppy and hard to eat. My fries were hot which is good at least. However, they were salty. Considering they used sea salt, they really do not need to go crazy on the salt content. I dash would have been fine. I almost sent them back but decided against it. I ended up brushing off the salt on a napkin... The worst part for me was later that night when I began to feel uneasy. I had a hard time sleeping because the food was so heavy. It was like it was stuck in the pit of my chest and wouldn't go down. Still the next morning, after hardly getting much sleep, I continued to have the same feeling until I went and got some soup to settle my stomach better. I really don't know what to make of Granite City now. The last two times I've dined there have been bad. I know they are switching management. I really hope to see some major improvements. They have potential to be a great restaurant for the west side of Madison but really need some tweaking.