Detailed Instructions: Given a text, write a compressed version of it in a single sentence.
Q: "It is a pity the English language does not come equipped with a user's guide, for this would surely put an end to the numerous impossible clangers made in everyday speech."
A:
"It is a pity...English...does not come...with a user's guide, for this would surely put an end to the...clangers...in...speech."