Problem: Write a positive yelp review.
A: Love this place. The food is great. The staff is great. A ton of stuff to choose from. Can't go wrong here.

Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A: This by far was the worst experience we had in a new restaurant. The worst waitress service even though she only had one other table to tend to. She got our order wrong so many times and when our food finally came out, it was poor quality to say the least. I can't not believe they just opened and this it's what they have to offer, I will never go back and will tell everyone I know not to go.

Problem: Write a positive yelp review.
A:
Seriously swank, seriously posh and seriously amazing. After coming off of 18 hours of air travel and a stressful car ride (this is the land of left-hand side driving, crazy things called round-abouts, and where street signs are on buildings not on separate posts), its was treat to arrive at such a nice hotel. My car door was opened and I was greeted with a smile by a pleasant and friendly doorman. That sort of set the tone for the rest of my stay here. Though the hotel was undergoing renovations, there wasn't really any time where I felt inconvenienced. Maybe because I was out sight-seeing during the days, and so dead tired that even if there was construction happening at night, I wouldn't have noticed because I was so dead tired from the day's activities. My room was stylin'. My favorite part would have to be the bathroom. Sleek design, very modern. The coolest features was that you could change the color of the lighting. So if you needed to chill, you could choose a blue or green, but if you wanted to rev your appetite up before dinner, you could change it to red or orange. The hotel was across the street from a domed opera house and within walking distance to the hub of the downtown area. I definitely plan to visit Scotland again. When I do. I know my trip will include lodgings at this establishment. Hands down my favorite hotel in the UK.