Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer: This is my first one star review, but I really think Espionage is worthy of it. Every time I've been in here it's either ridiculously overpriced, empty or rammed to point of crushing. In my first year we came here at the end of Carnage and it was beyond dire! They were charging about 3.50 for VK or something and we all spent at least a tenner on drinks alone. The main problem with Espionage, however, is the layout. It's like a subterranean maze with staircases everywhere, multiple levels and bars all over the place. If you lose your mates you might as well go off and find some new ones because you're not seeing them again any time soon in this place. I'm really not a fan, but try it out and see what you think.

Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer: It was a quiet Tuesday night when I came in so that may skew our dining experience a bit, but overall we were very well taken care of and happy. The restaurant interior feels like a Disney experience. Very high ceilings with lots of warm wood and Italian written everywhere. Our waiter was very sweet and made a fee recommendations, but we just weren't that hungry. We got a couple peices of tomato and Carmelized onion bruschetta. That was so good. The chicken marsarsala, also very good, and olio with lemon slices. The last thing was so nice, because what I didn't know was it was off menu and the chef never made it before. He Googled and made it special for me. That was so sweet. Thank you so much!

Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer:
2 stars purely due to 1 sales girl at this location: Was on a girls-only trip in Vegas one weekend and we decided to do what else to kill our hangovers? SHOP! So as we're strolling around the Forum Shops, we all duck into Jimmy Choo to fawn over the latest collection. On our way out, one of my friends made a random comment like "I hear they go on sale sometimes" which I guess one of the waifish sales girls found hilarious. So her reaction was to snicker behind my friend's back completely unaware that I was right next to her, LOOKING at her snickering at MY friend....Hello! you're working a crappy retail job that probably doesn't pay you enough to buy yourself a pair of decent Choo's even if you got an employee discount! Don't be laughing at the group of casually-dressed girls that are pulling in 6-figures each a year! You only WISH you could be where we are, you 'idiot stick figure with no soul'. The least she could've done was wait til we were out of the damn store and then she could have ran over to her little sales group and made fun of us to their heart's content . We would have been none the wiser. Thank you for ruining my brand experience. It was good knowing you Mr Choo, try hiring some people who understand what discretion is.