TASK DEFINITION: You are given a review about a place. You need to provide a rating from "1 star" to "5 stars" for this place.
PROBLEM: Dined here twice during my debaucherous stay at the Cosmopolitan since it was easily accessible and it didn't require having to step outside the grounds.

On my first visit, I had the French Onion soup and beef dip with truffle tator tots. The French Onion soup wasn't the best I ever had, but it was decent enough to make any fan of the soup happy. The beef dip was nothing to write home about either, but it was passable. The truffle tator tots on the other hand... now THOSE were the cat's meow!! May be too salty for some, but I love anything with truffle salt.

During my second visit, I was a little more bright eyed and devoured a plate of the wedge salad, an order of their buffalo wings and a bloody Mary to wash it all down with.

The Henry doesn't offer mind-blowing food, but just a few basic comfort foods to ail one's hangover and for that, it does the job just right. Just be sure not to come here broke cuz the food ain't cheap!

SOLUTION: 4 stars

PROBLEM: Dillard's is one of the anchor stores at Scottsdale Fashion Square. It is spacious and well organized. Dillard's carries all the popular brands and latest trends. The sales associates are very helpful and willing to go above and beyond to get you the item(s) that you are seeking. Every time I go, I find something on the sale rack! And there is almost always a good package deal in the fragrance department. :-)

SOLUTION: 4 stars

PROBLEM: Funny story.

One hot summer day less than a year ago my dad and I were out in search of a late lunch/ early dinner. A burger sounded fine and we had driven past this place a few times so we thought we'd drop in.

We knew that quite a few places on this stretch were of the gay persuasion, but it didn't occur to us that Burger Betty's would be one.

Walk inside and you'll quickly realize that this is not intended for a father-son lunch spot. We backpedaled. We asked a couple of questions. We left.

Truth be told, my dad and I are both liberal guys and would have stuck around if the burgers weren't so expensive. From the looks of the other reviews we made the right call.

SOLUTION:
2 stars