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Output: bad service. okay food. but bad service. waited forever for everything. 30 minutes for food in an empty restaurant and waitresses that just dont give a crap about women who come to eat. waited a while to get a bill too. Unless you have a penis you wont get good service here.

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Output: Salim's is the consummate place to pick up quick and satisfying snacks. I love his babaganoush and vegetarian stuffed grape leaves. And his hummus is some of the best around. Not my favorite spinach pies in town, but you can't win 'em all. You can also count on Salim's for basic Mediterranean grocery items. We just picked up some pomegranate syrup (real grenadine) to experiment with.

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Output: The egg salad is terrible....so sweet. But my next visit, I tried breakfast! WOW! They cook eggs perfectly! I only get breakfast now! It's great here!

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Friendly service... probably should have shopped around for some pricing, but the location was convenient to the office. Seems like they work with you as far as trying to get your garments clean when you need them - just try to be courteous on your end and not wait till the last minute (I know situations happen but hopefully for serious events, you at least have some heads up as to what you will be wearing for a formal event). I only gave it 4 stars since the parking lot has 2 reserved spaces out front to dash in and out... but sometimes the Japanese place across the street gets terribly busy and customers doing take-out use these spaces. There seems to be another entrance (around the backside, but it's not an entrance and there are no signs pointing that the other side is the only way in).