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Output: Well I finally checked out the new Palazzo sportsbook located deep in the belly of the beast in the underground labyrinth that used to be the 40/40 Club - the Jay Z baller nightclub that set a world record for going out of business faster than a Lamborghini Murcielago can make it to 60. The joint that ran through millions of dollars and staff and yet still managed to not impress anyone - yes that infamous pit of misfortune - check out the reviews here on Yelp, it's quite amusing: http://www.yelp.com/biz/40-40-club-las-vegas Anyhow, guess what : the new place sucks too! This sportsbook gets a failing grade for exactly five reasons: 1. Unlike just about every other modern sportsbook in Vegas, there is no big open space here where you can watch all the games at once - say you've got a 4 way parlay and you want to see what's going on with that Carolina/Kansas City game that's no where to be found - well you're shi_ out of luck my friend, unless you want to hike it past a bunch of annoyed looking cocktail waitresses balancing full trays and formidable sized beer guts bursting into your path with their size XXL jerseys, to a far corner of the joint. This is sort of a key element of the "modern" sportsbook, having lots of screens with all the games in a great big space - they don't have that here. Bummer. 2. Maybe they have a lot of the disgruntled employees left over from the 40/40 Fiasco, or perhaps the servers know even better than the customers that this place is a Subpar experience and have just given up - but the service is not particularly good. Tacky black and white striped referee outfits and surly attitude do not make for return visits in a town with plenty of other options. If the Wynn (right next door hint hint) gets a 10 for professional service, the sarcastic twerps refining their eye roll move here get a 2. 3. The chairs and backless barstools perched around the place are uncomfortable. They're just a little too tall for an average sized person - like they were built for 6 foot plus pro ball players. Not cool. Many spectators are not the giants these guys are, so why go out of your way to make it physically uncomfortable for them to spectate when that's your business?? The couches were all a bit too high as well, I noticed most women had to use the side tables as foot rests. Really. I don't get it. 4. Odds on parlays purchased at the small booth with the long line OUTSIDE of the sportsbook area - like in a different part of the casino, far enough away that your seat won't be there when you get back - yeah, those parlays pay out 15 to 20% LESS than the same bet at other sportsbooks in town, such as any Coast, Station or Hilton property - just because the Venetian likes to screw its customers that way, hard and in uncomfortable dark places. Nice. 5. The place really does look like an underground maze. It's a bunch of low ceilinged rooms patched together with cheesy white couches and suede covered bar stools strewn about with no rhyme or reason. If there was a designer involved, someone got ripped off. So there you go. Visit this dive once if you must, so that you can go back to Caesar's or the Wynn or the MGM Grand or Mandalay or even better a proper and comfortable local casino and fully appreciate the difference.

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Output: I was quite disappointed when I visited this place during my Christmas visit to Las Vegas last year. While I love Japanese food, the quality of Makino has really faltered since my last dining experience. Firstly, the sashimi was improperly sliced. Sashimi-grade ahi, pre-frozen or not, should NOT be cut into cubes. Sashimi needs to be sliced a certain way to properly enjoy the raw fish. Trust me here, properly sliced ahi feels texturally better in the mouth and even tastes better. The entrees weren't all that great either. Much of it was not new at all, some of it had been sitting there for a while. Oh, and the chocolate fountain was on and all, but there was nothing to cover in chocolate. Maybe you were supposed to put your mouth under it and drink? lol.

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Output: I placed an order for pickup and planned to go thru drive thru for convenience and was told that I need to come inside to pickup my order since it is a big inconvenience for them to go to another register and get my order and to make payment. Well I am sorry to inconvenience you guys. Will take my inconvenience elsewhere.

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When I want Italian food, I go to Ennio's. I worked at a hotel for a while, and I sent several guests to Ennio's and they all came back with full stomachs and ample thanks for the recommendation. Cute decor (fireplace seats are the best), fantastic food, and friendly service. I cannot desire more from a restaurant. Try the pazzo bread and any of their pastas or pizzas.