Question:
I requested five days off this year instead of the usual four , and at the time I did n't realize that the Tuesday I requested off as the fifth day was also Election Day . Which would be awesome if my vote , you know , actually counted . Just kidding .
Answer the following question: what may be a plausible fact about the days before election ?
Answer:
I would have requested and be granted my days off
Question:
Well , I ' ve saved this plant for the weekend nights and done what I was supposed to do . The first time I brewed the tea and smoked the cigarette . I did n't hear my heartbeat or anything major and I had trouble getting to sleep so I ended up having a glass of Kava ( the crushed root of a plant from the Pacific Islands which is prepared into a beverage which gets you a unique type of drunk ) which is also supposed to potentiate dreams . I did have some vivid and bizarre dreams that night but nothing to write home about . Last night I decided I 'd try swallowing a heaped tablespoon of wet leaves instead of drink the brewed tea ( as suggested in my book ) .
Answer the following question: Why did he swallow a heaped teaspoon of wet leaves .
Answer:
The book told him to swallow the leaves if the desired affect did nt work with the leaves in the tea .
Question:
After early morning success , I fell into a deep deep pit . I found another " maniac " to play heads up . I got down pretty quick when the guy flopped a straight vs my flopped 2 pair . Big pot ... lost my stack .
Answer the following question: Why did the writer lose their stack ?
Answer:
Because a straight beats a 2 pair .