Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer: Very tasty, clean and reasonably priced (even if we hadn't had the Yelp coupon). We were literally the only two people in the place for lunch - that just gave the staff a chance to take great care of us, but without being obsessively attentive. The duck was delicious.

Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer: Having seen this place on TV, I always wanted to try this place. We walked in at lunchtime on a Friday afternoon and saw only 3-tables occupied which should have been the first sign. My son wanted a sandwich so we asked what I believe was the owner if she had any on the menu. She replied "we only sell pho, best in the world." OK, so my wife and I order the combination pho, meat outside. One size bowl for $9, which in my eyes is highway robbery. She wanted to charge $2 per person extra for the meat outside! My son ended up eating chicken fried rice. Food comes and no meat outside and none of the standard meatballs inside. The fried rice was tasteless. As for the pho? Hardly the best in the world! The rice noodles were the wide thai variety noodles and not the standard thin noodles. The noodles were not cooked through. The broth was just "OK." Very little vegetables to add to the pho. Even the water tasted funny. The bill comes and we get charged for the meat outside even though they didn't bring it out to us. Very pricey for sub-standard food. To claim she has the best pho in the world is very gutsy when it is not. She should take a vacation to Hawaii and eat at Hong Cafe in Chinatown to taste what real pho is all about. There are even signs posted in the restaurant asking it's customers to let the LVRJ that it should be included in the "best of" rankings when obviously they didn't make the list. I wonder why? Save your money and eat elsewhere!

Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer:
I love hot dogs. There, I said it. I always feel like less of a foodie whenever I have one, but I don't care. Hot dogs, FTW. The hot dogs at JJ's are hot dogs unlike any I've ever had. The dog itself is whatever. It's a hot dog. But the toppings, and more importantly the combination of toppings is what takes these to the next level. Graham was traditional and boring with his dog. He had the Char-heel, which was a combination of slaw, chili, raw onions and mustard. I loathe all of those toppings, so I wouldn't touch it with a ten foot pole. But in his words it was "effing delicious". I had the dog of the week (the big cheesy), and oh baby... It was topped with bacon, jalepeno pimento cheese & pickled jalepeno. One word to describe it: epic. The pimento cheese was so good. It's not a combination I would have ever put together on my own, but it definitely worked! We both had our dogs with chili cheese fries (which were fantastic) and best of all, it was SO CHEAP! $15 for everything, including two sodas.