Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: The food was okay. I had the beef burrito enchilada style with black beans and rice. The rice had a ton of cheese on it...which was strange. Chips were brought out pretty slowly, and one of the batches was all crumbs. Lots of different salsas though, which were all good. We paid the extra six bucks for the higher level pitcher of tequila and it was bad. Bitter, store bought mix, and barely cold. They did replace it which was nice and appreciated. But I mean, seriously...they have to know those margaritas are bad. My water got refilled. Once. At the beginning of the meal. Being that the service was so slow, I went the entire SECOND hour without water. Dessert came out incredibly slow, then the server acted annoyed that WE had to shuffle dirty plates around to make room. Plates HE should have cleared. The amount of time this meal took and the quality of drinks do do not make this mediocre food worth it. Most likely won't visit again.

Problem: Write a positive (OPTIONS:
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A: it's amazingly good and chefs and waiters are so nice! I'm a big eater and had miso soup, seaweed salad, pork belly, 19 sushi and three dessert. You've got to try sweet shrimp, unagi (both are one order per person), yellowtail is so fresh and melting; Salmon eggs with quail egg yolk (forgot it's name) is surprisingly yummy... will definitely go back when I'm in Vegas next time!

Problem: Write a positive (OPTIONS:
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A:
What a great show, an adult variety act. If you're easily offended, this isn't the show for you. But if you want something unique, funny, amazing, then see Absinthe. It's been noted that the seats aren't the most comfortable, but hey every seat pretty much has a great view. I'd see it a second time without a doubt.