Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer: Love Canter's Deli. It was all that I expected it to be. Cornbeef sandwiches were excellent and service was great. The waitstaff was very good as well.

Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer: I Love this bar! The steak was delicious and the waitress was very attentive... What was the most surprising was the fact that we had a groupon and the waitress didn't treat us any differently.. Some restaurants act like you are using food stamps when you have a groupon.. Thanks ladies!

Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer:
If you're gay, even if you want to see a resident DJ, stay away. My partner and I went to see Calvin Harris over Memorial Day weekend and yes, I was a little tipsy and wanted to dance with my partner, also male. The bouncers were hovering over us as if to harass us or scare us away and did this with numerous gay couples or parties that were in attendance. They would push us aside to let the ladies pass through, but would keep us as close to the barriers as possible. Also, the layout is just horrible. They have three levels of booths meant for bottle service that are blocked off and RARELY being used and you cannot stand near or, again, the bouncers get involved, even if you're simply waiting in line to get a drink (well drinks, even if it is Grey Goose, start at $18, so be prepared to pay a pretty penny while there; I suggest going to Centrifuge, first, and pre-drink for half the cost, but don't show yourself tipsy in line or they'll kick you out for an hour and tell you to sober up before letting you back in; yes, I witnessed this). Overall, not pleased with this experience and could not believe the lack of tolerance. Girl on girl dancing is perfectly acceptable, of course, but to pay $100/ticket in advance to see a world-class DJ spin and to be treated in such a way, is just piss-poor and I hope they learn that this is unacceptable. Additionally, remove the first level of booths that go right up to the dance floor, taking up valuable space when the booths aren't even being used (too expensive, I assume). When we left around 2am, we counted all of three booths out of at least 50+ that were being used. Waste ... of ... space, time and money.