Sentiment analysis: This is a pretty funny story. My friends and I came here for opening night way back when. Phelps was being his high spender self and was ordering martinis and shots. The night had barely begun and chicks in skanky dresses were pushing and acting all hard. This one girl kept hitting my arm and it was really annoying. I don't really like this atmosphere but Phelps was paying, right? Maybe a half hour in and all of a sudden the girl who kept bumping into me turned around and smashed her martini glass into this girls head! Woah! What the Fluff? Glass was everywhere and the girl had blood running down her face. We were herded upstairs and with the help of some free drinks, started partying and dancing, forgetting the incident. DJ Nugget was playing some sweet mixes. It ended up getting very crowded so I left. I did go back a couple of times later with friends, but only when my favorite DJ's were there. Since then it's gotten old. I never got a WOW factor from the place. They have valet parking because it is impossible to park in the Southside. I don't know why but it seems like all these types of clubs are filled to the brim with douchers! No thanks.
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negative

Sentiment analysis: Went here for dinner one night after work and this place is the goods. Solid food with great choices. Atmosphere was pleasant and the staff was friendly. I would recommend it!
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positive

Sentiment analysis: OK, first off, it's a school. I've had services at schools before, bc I'm a notorious cheapie. But some things, Yelpers, you just shouldn't be cheap about. Like a Brazilian wax. Just plunk down the $65 with a trusted professional and be smooth and out of there in 15 minutes. Instead, I spent 2 and a half hours of agony with a nervous student and her equally nervous instructor yanking at my lady bits. At one point I think I had an out-of-body experience. And I'm totally set if I'm ever captured and tortured for the revolution. I'll stand strong, compadres, because I've already been to hell and lived to yelp about it. Other than the excruciating pain, the people are friendly and the environment soothing, and of course Aveda products are top-notch, so I recovered without any permanent damage. But never again. I was in such a rush to get out of there, I accidentally left the belt I wore behind. I've been too traumatized to come through and pick it back up, and my belts are like children to me. I'm sure I'll be back one day, for threading or a color or some kind of pamper treatment. Like I said, they're very professional and friendly, and I'm not trying to dissuade anyone from going--just from getting a waxing treatment done there. I just need a little more time to put the last visit behind me.
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negative