Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: Terrible service every time I've been there and the last time I went, I was ravenous. I waited 20 minutes sitting on the sidewalk b/c they have no waiting area to speak of. They finally called me and when I stood up, the hostess refused to seat me b/c my friend wasn't there yet!! I told her she was on her way and that I was going to order & eat immediately. She didn't care. I asked her if she would be giving me a different size table if I was by myself and she admitted she wouldn't. Again I asked her what the problem was and demanded to be seated. She just kept saying over and over again that it was their policy and that she would not seat me until my friend arrived in another 15 min. I was furious! She knew I walked in by myself and sat there right in front of the door by myself reading a book--so why didn't she say something before I wasted all that time? Additionally, my friends went there about a week prior. After they finished eating they continued to study together for an exam. The place was dead, so it's not like they were taking up tables. The manager actually came over and told them they had to leave b/c they weren't buying anything!! I will never ever go back there. The food is decent, but sure as heck not worth the poor management and poor service!
Q: positive

A: Holy Guacamole Batman! Second time I've ate at Paco's and I must say, they live up to the great reviews and I'm not even a Mexican food kinda guy, but sweet fancy moses they have great tacos. Not like your ordinary cheap tacos - these are well made with great ingredients. Always...I mean ALWAYS order the Unholy Guacamole - they make it in front of your and it is delisioso...I believe that is Spanish for tasty. The girls digg the margaritas too and I'll always toss back a Corona while I'm at it. Gracious once again Paco.
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer: Not much too see. Takes half hour max to see everything. Was very disappointed.
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Output: My friends and I had intended to go to Shadygrove downstairs for their half priced wine special and for dinner, but it was pretty crowded this evening. They initially said the wait was 20-30 minutes so we decided to wait, but while we were waiting the staff kept trying to talk us in to going to the restaurant upstairs called "Up" which originally I had thought was part of the same restaurant and that "Up" was more of a directional sign than an indication of a separate restaurant. Once it was explained that it had another fancier menu we took a look, but it looked a bit overpriced and fancy for the casual dinner we were looking for. And it was concerning that downstairs was packed while upstairs was empty, despite their pleas for people to go up there. The staff were persistent in trying to talk us into it. Finally I said, well how about you bring some appetizer samples and that might entice us. The owner actually agreed to this and after about 15 minutes he came down with some ratatouille on mini toasts that was much like a bruschetta. It was decent, but all it consisted of was some marinated vegetables on toast. I tried to find the item on the menu and it was not there. I eventually figured out it was part of a portabella/mozzarella/ratatouille appetizer but they left out the portabella and mozzarella and only gave us the cheaper ratatouille. I found this to be rather tacky, especially since I intended to try it to figure out if I really wanted to go to the restaurant or not, but this was not a representative appetizer. We still wanted to go to Shady Grove but it turned out the wait was actually going to be much longer than originally estimated. As a result, we finally gave in and went to "Up" upstairs. We ordered a $32 of Malbec red wine at half off, which was a good deal for half off though $32 was overpriced for that particular wine (and this was one of the cheaper priced ones). In fact, the menu listed it as a "2010" vintage but they brought us a "2011" and they spilled some on the tablecloth and menu while pouring. I ordered the Bolognese pasta for dinner for $24 and it tasted just ok and was a decent portion, but the quality was certainly not worth $24. There was a decent amount of meat but the pasta texture was off (a little chewy/undercooked) and while the sauce was ok it tasted like it came form a can/jar rather than homemade. It also wasn't a traditional italian Bolognese (meatballs instead of a meat sauce and an unusual choice for the pasta type, not sure of the name for it), though it didn't claim to be the traditional version. And no offering of Parmesan cheese to top it off. I've had much better pasta at Olive Garden for cheaper. Although it was kind of an interesting variant on the traditional Bolognese. Also, for $24 you might expect some salad, soup or bread included with your entree, but there was nothing but a very thin and small slightly burnt toast crisp on the plate. One of my friends had a burger for around $12 which he said was good, but the fries were cold and soggy. Another friend had a "small plate" of crab tacos also around $12 but it came with 3 of the tiniest tacos I had ever seen (barely bitesize) though she said they tasted good. The presentation of the food was nice and probably their best feature. Service was fine but nothing stood out. The owner did check up on us once but he seemed bored with so many empty tables. The decor/ambiance has an odd blend of casual features with a fancier atmosphere and the music choice didn't fit well with the ambiance.
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output: Mechanical aliens?! Wtf! Honestly David seems like he is so over doing his shtick. The show had some cool moments but it all felt like a rerun. I think it was his delivery that was boring to us.
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This is my first review of any sort whatsoever. I'm a local here for 2 years now from Boston. We love The Banks every time me and my wife visit Vegas. Play lots of good hip hop music mix. The bar can get congested but its like that in most clubs. The dance floor gets very crowded at peak hours but we usually just hang by the upstair bar. We can usually can see everything on dance floor. Inside the club is not the problem. The problem is outside trying to get in. The bouncers are total a$$hole$. Ladies are always free and usually can get comp. I can totally understand ladies draw the guys in to spend big money. But guys, if y'all don't have VIP reservation be prepared to wait a long time or not GET IN AT ALL especially in groups of 3 or more. They won't even look at you. They will always let groups of ladies get in. Even with an even guy/girl ratio you will still have to wait roughly an hour with no one in line. Groups of guys get ready to tip the bouncer if you really want to get in or be prepared to wait. We have friends visiting from Boston this weekend. So my wife friend, had her bro in-law supposedly book a COMP table for 9 ladies. Alrite cool. But all the husband was going to go in after, and was checked in to get reduced pay $20 in front (still outside). We are cool with that. But after the ladies got in first for free. The husband or guys are waiting in a group of 6, and was totally ignored as many other people was let in. An hour and half passed by and we still waiting. We all was texting our wives inside. Supposedly my wife's friend bro in law (the promoter) played us for fools. He gets paid by getting girls in. We was sold a FALSE HOPE with this reduce pay cover. Supposedly he came outside to get us. We was looking for him but never seen him. He told the ladies he was looking for us but that's a LIE. We met him earlier that night for girls to check and that was it. The line wasn't even pack. We lost the mood to party and just decided to get a drink at bar beside the club. All the wives/girls decided to come back out. This is the 2nd time this has happened to us. I will never come here again nor will I recommend anyone here anymore. Plenty of clubs or lounges in Vegas to have a blast. Don't waste your night here especially if you're a tourist. If you're are a Director this place you should be ashamed of how your management or staff operate. Customer satisfaction should be the highest priority of any legitimate business.