I was , but it was because I was laughing so hard . Moose told me the following ; some of it I remember , most of it I do n't . Apparently I was dreaming ( or maybe I was hallucinating ) that we were dancing at a football game , where all attendees were given a bag that contained magic blue shoes . OPTIONS:
- The narrator is drunk .
- None of the above choices .
- The narrator is dreaming .
- The narrator is around bad influences .

A: Why are the narrator 's actions so uncharacteristic in this dialogue ?

We found Charlie and Maya in the kitchen and Maya was breathing weird . Almost like she was weezing and trying to throw up at the same time . It was n't cool . OPTIONS:
- She is going to take Maya to the park .
- She is going to take Maya to the emergency room .
- None of the above choices .
- She is going to take Maya to the pet store .

A: Where is the narrator likely to go next with Maya ?

usually , i can only pick out one or two pairs that i like , but i found myself walking down the aisle going " ooh these are cute ! OOH these are cute ! OOH THESE ARE CUTE TOO ! OPTIONS:
- Sunglasses
- T - Shirts
- None of the above choices .
- Shoes

A: What clothing item may I be currently looking at ?

In a fair fight with a fifty year old overweight and sedentary pervert , I probably could look after myself . The point , though , is that I do n't want to have to . I do n't imagine that fighting for your life is any fun . And I certainly do n't ever want to have to call my sensei and tell him that I ' ve been in a fight . OPTIONS:
- The reason may be they do n't want their sensei disappointed in them .
- The reason may be their sensei has warned them before about this .
- The reason may be their sensei gave them their last warning .
- None of the above choices .

A:
What may be the reason for them not wanting to call their sensei about a fight ?