Problem: What would be an example of an positive (OPTIONS:
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Answer: Delicious, good service, one of our favorites places to eat. Highly recommend the sesame tofu - it is some of the best tofu I've ever had at a restaurant.

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Answer: I've appreciate simple - I don't value sloppy Atmosphere: A sports pub through and through. Lot's of various sports teams' paraphernalia, banners, and posters. The seating is spartan (watch out for loosely assembled chairs). This place looks like it's been through the wringer (quite a few times) and seemingly never has a chance to recover from it's hangover. Service: No one notices when its happy hour and the pitchers of beers are being passed around, but the service is sloppy, unprofessional, and meagre at best. Food: Bad - even by pub standards. Often the taste of the uncleaned grill lingers on the food. Don't try the coffee (unless you want to use it as a laxative!) go elsewhere

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I never leave reviews but after going to Clever Koi this weekend I just had too. I will start by saying that the drinks and ambiance were very good. The vibe there is really cool. The FOOD on the other hand.... Was terrible. I wanted to like this place so badly. Growing up in Hawaii I have spent most of my life eating Japanese food. I have had Japanese food all over the country and in japan. Out of the 7 dishes we ordered only one person liked their meal. My ramen was so bad I couldn't finish it....and considering that the portion was very small that says a lot. I left hungry. I told the waitress that I did not enjoy the meal and that most of us at the table were very disappointed...she said "oh I'm sorry. That's too bad." And that was it. I've been working in service for over 15 years. I was very surprised at that response and that no one came over to ask about our experience or even to offer a drink or dessert. I didn't want or expect a comp of my meal but considering the reviews and that this place is newer I would think they would have tried to turn around a table of 7s opinion. If you want good drinks and ambiance...go. If you want great Japanese food I wouldn't recommend it.