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An example of an negative review: Total and epic fail. I've attempted to go to this practice twice. I shoulda learned after the first failed appointment- however, the convenience of their location coupled with my laziness made me go in for a second attempt. Shame on me I guess. The first appointment I had with them was "rescheduled" about an hour before my appointment to a different day altogether. The second appointment I had with them was actually made for the Tempe location (when I specifically asked for the Ahwatukee location), and then when I tried to reschedule something- they didn't have anything with a doctor for another month. Can't imagine actually being sick or super preggo and dealing with these types of issues! Thus, I'm taking my vagina elsewhere.

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An example of an negative review: I usually don't review large national chains but I'm making an exception here because I hope they can take it as constructive criticism. I'm a big fan of Chipotle. I eat there for lunch a few times a month and I always get the same thing - a carnitas burrito bowl. I've been to this location a couple times now hoping that it will get better but it just doesn't. Here's why: 1. The wait. most Chipotle's are busy. But most of them know how to move the line fast. Not this one. On my first visit a woman complained because it took so long to get from the meat to the salsa because they were so busy fixing a large messed up order that her meat would be cold. On my most recent visit I stood in line for over 15 minutes and the line wasn't out the door. It was the longest I've ever been in line at a Chipotle. 2. The food. I know chain restaurants have a certain way of doing things but I don't think the people working here were trained properly because the food is always overdone or they are scraping the bottom of the containers and I get scraps. On my last visit the rice was super overcooked and the carnitas were overshredded little bits of meat. It was not good. 3. The food line. It's a mess. Every time I've gone in there is food everywhere. Not clean at all and pretty unappetizing. Ick. C'mon guys, I know you can do better than this! But until you do, I'll be going to the other Chipotle down the road.

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An example of an negative review: I had been here twice years ago. We were meeting family for brunch they selected this establishment. We found out you cannot make reservations. We were a party of 8. The person on the phone suggested coming by 10:30 before the church crowd arrives. We did arrive at 10:30 and it was crazy busy. We put our name on the list and waited. They seemed to forget about us and gave our table away after having told us they had one just waiting for that party to finish up. After another 10 minutes we were seated. It is so noisy inside. You cannot even hear yourself think, never mind have a conversation. Not an ideal situation for seeing family from out of town. Once seated the staff was very accommodating. The service was great. The food not so much. I found my dish the Indiana favorite sage chicken with eggs very bland. I did not care for the mashed potatoes, again no flavor. The biscuit was good. And quite frankly it is just too much darn food.

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An example of an negative review: Less than impressed. Loved the happy hour prices, but the food was mediocre. Except for the pulled pork sliders...those were delish! The drinks were good, but the tiki mug offerings were disappointing. The redeeming feature was that it was within walking distance to our hotel room. Would only go back for the convenience factor to the Valley Ho.