Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: Pure did not live up to its name. Pure what? Pure-fun? Pure-joy? Nah. How about Pure-disappointment? Pure-crap? Pure(ly)-ghetto? I don't know. Perhaps I've just been spoiled by that of Marquee; perhaps I was just bitter. That said, our party of 6 (4 girls, 2 guys) ventured to Pure on a Tuesday night. My two stars are for the great promoter we met outside of Caesar's..I think his name was Jesus? We had already planned on Pure that night, but Jesus hooked us up on his private guest list. Our girls got in free in a matter of 5 minutes, while my buddy and I entered a separate line and were in for free in a matter of 15 minutes. Not too shabby. TIP: Ladies, this place is definitely more for you. Ladies had free open bar until midnight, and if you were deemed "hot enough" (our 4 were..score for them) by the bouncers, said ladies are allowed into the VIP table area above the main dance floor. A few of my friends were given endless champagne. So, now, why does this place lack? Let me count the ways. 1. The music. Now, full disclosure, I really am a fan of hip-hop/Top 40 (AKA what the DJs here spin). However, I felt like I was transported back to middle school with a majority of the music. I'll get to this a bit more later. 2. Questionable people. 3. Yes, I understand that the bar will be busy, I won't dock stars for that. But when my buddy's Red Bull costs the same as my beer and he gets carded THREE different times while IN the club, that just becomes an unnecessary nuisance. Aren't your bouncers supposed to be properly trained to spot fakes or whatever outside the club? He had both stamps. 4. Oh, Pure. Aren't you special-- let's have the restroom through the dance floor with sketchy people going absolutely insane while your way-past-its-prime "hip-hop" rattles in the background. It's cool. Who thought it was a great idea to put the bathrooms through the packed-like-sardines dance floor? While taking 5-10 minutes to maneuver through the inferno of aforementioned questionable people, I got decked in the face by some blacked-out, irritating girl flailing her arms around during "Ice Cream Paintjob." Add that to the lowest moments of my life. Favorite part? She yells at me and says that it's my fault. Cool, thanks. Upon asking the bouncer if he would let me through the EMPTY table area to the left of the dance floor to get to the restrooms, he looked at me like an infant and essentially scolded me for asking. COOL IT. Alright, rant over. *Funniest part of the night to assuage my irritation? One of my friends was talking to a guy at a table, and when he said it was his birthday, she made the decision that the birthday boy needed a lap dance. She was subsequently thrown out even after the protests of said birthday boy. Oops? Would I go again? I mean, probably not. But if I'm in a party that has a table, it's a consideration, especially on a Tuesday night when nothing else is really open except for 1Oak at Mirage.
Q: positive

A: Comfortable & quiet. I feel nurtured in this joint. I eat in the bar so I can feel close to the piano (weird, I know). I don't go for the food, but it is enjoyable. The chicken marsala has an eclectic sweet taste which is refreshing. PS. Don't call old Vegas tacky, it's Fabulous Las Vegas, not "7 shades of Beige" Las Vegas. RIP Liberace
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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- positive) review?

Answer: This was probably one of the worst dining experiences I've ever had. The food was okay, but the service was TERRIBLE! It took 35 minutes to have our order taken. We sat virtually ignored except our glasses of water until the waitress finally came over to see if we wanted to order. Once the order was put in, we waited an hour for food to show up. We asked after we'd been sitting for over an hour and the waitress said she would find out. When she came back she said it would be soon. We asked why it had taken so long, and she said, "It's only been 45 minutes since I put it in." We replied, "But we've been waiting for almost 1.5 hours." She repeated that the order hadn't been in that long instead of apologizing and explaining the hold up. The table next to us was then served (after waiting for ages) and she said, "They were here first...obviously." and then walked off. We hadn't even said a word about the other table when she made that rude comment. At that point we went to the manager to complain. He apologized and about 15 minutes later it was obvious our waitress had been spoken to. She said, "I'm sorry for the wait and we'd like to offer free dessert. should I bring you a chocolate fondue?" We said no and we would like to figure out our own dessert. She made another rude comment at that point. Something like, "you *don't* want the fondue. Fine." One person in our party couldn't partake because it had taken so long to get her one side order that she then had to leave to make another engagement. It also took another 15 minutes to get our check and we tried flagging down anyone. They avoided making eye contact so they did not have to come over. Like i said in the beginning, the food was pretty good but I've had lots of pretty good food without the 1) super long wait and 2) crazy rude waitress. I have to imagine that working at the Sugar Factory on the Strip in Las Vegas is a pretty lucrative gig for a waiter. If they treat other customers this way they won't make any money in tips and the restaurant will suffer. I would suggest going anywhere else but this place. Serendipity gets great reviews and it is right across the street. Go there (or anywhere else) instead. Save yourself the trip.
Input: OPTIONS:
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Generate a positive review for a place
Output: Anyone that has ever considered getting a Brazillan wax understands how potentially uncomfortable and completely awkward the whole experience can be. Stripping from the waist down in front of a stranger, and then having your hair ripped out from the root typically sucks. However, Kelli makes a potentially excruciating event almost pleasant! I've had a lot of Brazillians and have been caused waaaay more pain. I don't know if it's because she uses the best wax or if it's her expert technique - but whatever it is I will only go to someone else for a Brazillian if Kelli retires!!! Her studio is private, clean and very calming. Kelli herself is personable and funny - a nice, down to earth person that really knows what she's doing. I know some people decide where to get waxed by price or proximity - but I want skill and speed. Kelli is awesome and I'm SO glad I found her!
input: Write a positive yelp review (OPTIONS:
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output: Who doesn't like libraries? What's not to like? I'm especially happy with this library because it's a short walk from home and, thanks to the highly efficient Char-Meck Library website and catalog system, I can order anything in the system and they'll have it waiting on a hold shelf at the Plaza-Midwood branch within a couple days. Great service, and you can't beat the price. Check it out!
Problem: What would be an example of an positive (OPTIONS:
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Answer:
Great food. Service was top notch and I can't believe this place isn't packed from wall to wall every second. Gnocchi was great, pizzas were on point. Chefs in the dining room making a couple table visits. Love to see that.