IN: I got distracted by posting two stories , and some other things . I ca n't wait for my mum to lend me her desktop . Right now I have to use a computer in the basement , in the same room as the television . The same television that , even though we do n't have cable , my father is watching from the time I get home , to something like ten at night .
What shift is the father most likely to work ?

OUT: 9 - 5 shifts

IN: But it could have been a shoe squeaking . It could have been a stomach gurgle . It could have been a burp . It could have been the leather on someone 's chair moving . And .. it could have been a fart . Of course , a sound like that ... it could have been a million things . I did n't think much of it , until she said:"OH ! Excuse me ! "
What was the sound ?

OUT: She belched

IN: I just joined Planet Fitness , so now I will feel better and not have to subject myself to Dave Harrington 's militant karate workouts so much . I ' m tired of that man . Now I just need a Zune . How to let Christopher know that I 'd much rather have one of those than a new guitar for my birthday?I will be 23 in two months exactly .
Why may the narrator be looking much better these days ?

OUT:
They have worked out .