Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Example Input: A person's hand is seen holding a paint brush. The hand then
Example Output: scrapes a brush across the board.

Example Input: She glares at someone as he sits. Someone
Example Output: heads toward a large kitchen table with his dog in hand.

Example Input: Someone runs out onto his porch as the Honda speeds away. Someone
Example Output:
wrenches his gun from someone's shoulder.