Definition: You are given a review about a place. You need to provide a rating from "1 star" to "5 stars" for this place.
Input: Every time I come here, I always have to fight the urge to ask them if the real Caeser lived here. Every, freaken, time.

Ok, so down to the review. I don't like this place. I just don't think the gambling floor is comfortable and conducive in its layout. For the size of the hotel, the buffet is kind of weak. The selection is limited and the food is forgettable. The vibe of this hotel is also teetering to "old", due to natural causes of aging but its more apparent when you compare this hotel to the other new kids on the block, i.e. Cosmo, Aria, Wynn, Venetian. It's still steps up from Bally's-esq type hotels, but Caeser's is no longer synonymous with upscale.

The rooms... If you're unlucky, you'll get the Octavious Tower (I believe) and have to walk a mile to arrive at the elevators to your room. Also, if you book a regular room, you'll run the risk of staying in a room that is on par with the room at the Motel 6.

The nice thing about Caesers is that its part of the Harrah's properties, so if you record your play, you can get rewards at the other casinos like Planet Hollywood, Ballys, Flamingo, Rio, etc.

Perhaps the best thing about staying at Caesers are the Forum Shops. The ever-evolving forum shops are still cool to stroll through and pick up a few things.
Output:
2 stars