One might say that I ' m being all Raj Thackeray - ish ( or 90 's Bal Thackeray - ish ) but the Marathi manoos of today has got to err on the side of caution these days . Maybe this is what is called overkill or what being cranky and nitpicky is all about - or all of the above . NB : Given the absurdity of statements one gets to hear these days , I unfortunately find it necessary to clarify that I am actually kidding . If you ca n't joke about religion , what can you joke about ?

OPTIONS:
- They are a family friendly entertainment channel and they do n't want to have a negative influence on younger viewers
- They are sponsored by a company that requires them to not say anything that can be deemed offensive
- We live in an increasingly politically correct cultural climate , and the speaker is simply trying to abide by this
- In order for their site to accept credit card payments , the processor requires them to not say anything too questionable
Answer the following question: Why does the speaker feel the need to clarify that they are only joking ?

We live in an increasingly politically correct cultural climate , and the speaker is simply trying to abide by this
question: Benjamin felt like screaming and yet he could n't draw breath . Why had that idiot of a hangman 's apprentice locked him up with the man he just had betrayed ? To add to his anguish ? No - one in his right mind would lock up two suspects together !

OPTIONS:
- The man will offer Benjamin a drink .
- None of the above choices .
- The man will tell Benjamin to relax .
- The man will yell at Benjamin .
Q: What might happen when the two men are left alone in the cell ?

answer: The man will yell at Benjamin .
QUES: And I think Janet and Susan are two of her closest friends . So obviously , Roger 's decision on what he 's gon na do would effect both women , thus Trina making it clear that he better be sure on his final decision , because one or both of her friends will end up getting hurt . Oh , but as I suspected , they were gon na have Janet get a job to help out .

Question with options: Why would Janet and Susan have some tension ?
OPTIONS:
- They are affected by Trina 's decision .
- They are being split apart by Trina .
- They are under assault by Trina .
- They are awaiting Roger 's decision .
ANS: They are awaiting Roger 's decision .
Problem: I ' ve already felt down for the last few days ... Most my time is spent on housework , keeping up with my things online ( except for rping ) and spending the evenings watching shows with Chris then horror flicks with Pierce via phone . I still feel an emptiness there . Mickey is still missing . I really think he is n't coming back and I hate to admit it . There are issues I have with some people I do n't think will ever be brought to light .... so much closure left undone . Sometimes I feel I am loosing to my inner battles .

What may be a plausible reason that I feel depressed ?
OPTIONS:
- I have conflicts with people close to me that can not be fixed .
- None of the above choices .
- I am tired of hanging out with Chris and Pierce .
- I want Mickey to stop bothering me .

A: I have conflicts with people close to me that can not be fixed .
Question:
I am very , very bored . Although I did watch a good episode of Wife Swap last night and it gave me a good ( shocked ) chuckle . Basically the one family was this travelling motorcycle family and the parents focussed their lives around what the kids wanted to do , ate a lot of junky take out and stayed in hotels and were ultimately happy . The other family was comprised of two art and music loving parents and three kids .
Answer the following question: What may I have been doing when I caught an episode of Wife Swap ?
OPTIONS:
- I was pondering whether to do something with art or with music .
- I was watching television because there was nothing else going on .
- I was looking through menus trying to decide what kind of junky take out to get .
- I was reading a book about a family who travels by motorcycle .
Answer:
I was watching television because there was nothing else going on .
question: I think I know where I left my camera . Last night after the bar closed we met these kids who invited us back to their place for a house party . It was an awesome house , it had a rought iron spiral staircase that led to a bedroom . But then you could climb through the back of a wardobe ( freaky narnia shit ! ! )

OPTIONS:
- She will go to the bar and retrace her steps .
- She will clean out her wardrobe looking for it .
- None of the above choices .
- She will call the friend she was with and ask them to take her to get it back .
Q: What may happen after the author remembers where she left her phone ?

answer:
She will call the friend she was with and ask them to take her to get it back .