Problem: Write a positive (OPTIONS:
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A: Andrea is absolutely amazing!!!! She is the absolute sweetest and an AMAZING hairdresser! I got ombre done to my hair for the first time and she surpassed any expectations I had! She is the BEST!!!!!
Q: negative

A: I have to say I was disappointed when someone told me this was the best Indian in Edinburgh. I wanted to try some Indian while I was in the UK since it's suppose to be better than what we have in the US. I'm still confident UK Indian is better than the US but I will need another place to corroborate that. On the plus side, the staff is really nice and attentive.
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer: sadly, they are now closed.
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Output: My friends had their wedding here which was great because my BF lives in the community so it took all of 3 minutes to drive here haha and it was actually a very BEAUTIFUL wedding!!! With the sun perfectly setting behind them on the golf course as they said their vows. After the ceremony we all went inside the club house where they completely transformed it! The purple lighting was nice as well as the little dance floor. My friends even rented a photo booth so we had fun with that. They also had set up all the pretty banquet tables and chairs on the balcony but it was pretty chilly that night. I wish they had more heating lamps! The bartender handled all the thirsty guests well so I give him props especially since it was open bar. I think the service was really weird and there was definitely a lack of communication. They had a little buffet line set up in the corner with some colossal shrimp cocktail and bruschetta. The shrimp were HUGE and delicious! They also had some items in heated serving trays. Some of the older people were hungry so they were served the actual dinner as well which was prime rib, potatoes and veggies. Pretty soon I saw lots of people enjoying the dinner portion and we were starving so we went to get some as well but then another server came out and yelled at the server who was carving the prime rib saying it wasn't dinner time yet. Anyways he had to turn away everyone waiting in line and of course this upset most people. How unorganized! Then at the tables the server came around just once to fill our water glasses and gave us the tiniest bit of champagne. So for weddings here the food and atmosphere are great!!! I think they just need to work on their communication and organization with the staff. ALSO we came here once before to enjoy the happy hour which they had advertised on their website. I called ahead to confirm and they said yes they honor the Happy Hour. My friends got there before me and the server said NO they don't have HH. WTF. I told them to tell her I called ahead to confirm.. They ended up approving the HH for us.. but again WTF... lack of communication on their part.
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output: Not my favorite. Teriaki Madness is much better
Q: negative

A:
This place is 100% authentic.....if your standard of authenticity permits the use of Oscar Meyer hot dogs in a German restaurant. I can't believe people think this place is good. I remember going there with a friend. I started off with a German salad. It sucked. I felt like I was eating a turd salad. When I received my entree, we both kind of looked at my plate and my friend acknowledged before I could say anything that it was indeed a hot dog that had been placed on my plate instead of a German sausage as advertised. I ended up tossing the hot dog at the wall. This place will definitely satisfy your desires if you're wanting to experience a bunch of loud, annoying drunk people pretending they're in Germany. What's that? Oh, you have a giant glass boot filled with beer? You better chug that down as fast as you can without breathing! I bet this place has to employ a full-time barf cleaner for all the times people drink themselves sick, not to mention the people who throw up after finding out they ate an Oscar Meyer hot dog filled with chicken beaks and pig assholes. And as I recall, the entree was rather expensive. You can save yourself a lot of money and have the same meal if you just go to the supermarket, buy a pack of hot dogs, warm them up in the microwave and dip them in mustard. And don't forget to play some annoying German music and sing "ziggy zaggy ziggy zaggy oy oy oy".