Definition: In this task, you must classify if a given review is positive/negative, indicating your answer as P or N.
Input: lauded as a genius by many , stanley kubrick commands a superlative filmography that includes such critically - acclaimed films as " 2001 : a space odyssey , " " a clockwork orange , " " lolita , " and " dr . strangelove , or : how i learned to stop worrying and love the bomb . " now , sadly , he 's added " eyes wide shut " to that impeccable body of work and his final film is the first and only blot on his near - flawless copybook .
kubrick , alas , should have quit while he was ahead .
this much - publicized psycho - sexual tease - a - thon , with its star billing of real - life marrieds tom cruise and nicole kidman , is nothing more than one long ( two - and - a - half hours long ) boring exercise
that features kubrick operating with talent
wide shut .
kubrick , faithless
to arthur schnitzler 's 1926 novella " dream story , " has confused eroticism with nudity .
he has confused intellectualism with talking slowly .
he has confused profundity with pretentiousness .
in addition , the director has made some strange casting choices , leaving sydney pollack in and leaving accomplished performers harvey keitel and jennifer jason leigh out .
pollack , the director of such box - office hits as " tootsie " and " out of africa , " is normally solid in his occasional acting stints but here he 's miserably out of his depth .
. .
and there is n't much depth to begin with !
unhappily , there 's not likely to be a director 's cut of this film to determine whether the decision to exorcise keitel and leigh was the right one .
in fact , with the exception of the stark black - and - white credits , snatches of baroque music on the soundtrack , and many , many grainy tracking shots down lavishly - decorated corridors , there 's none of kubrick 's trademark brilliance in this film .
it does n't help that the story , as delivered , is ridiculous .
cruise and kidman , who bring little more than marital torpor to the project , play well - to - do new yorkers bill and alice harford .
he 's a doctor
and she 's an unemployed art gallery director
and they share a central park west address .
at an opulent party hosted by their friend victor ziegler ( pollack ) , alice gets a little tipsy and starts dancing with a jeremy irons - like hungarian , who 's singularly determined to get her in the sack .
bill , too , is seen arm - in - arm with a couple of models before he 's pulled away to deal with an overdoser .
back home ,
bill and alice smoke a little pot before alice 's aggressive jealousy kicks in .
as retribution , she confesses to her husband that she once had deep feelings for a naval officer she eyeballed at a hotel where she and bill once stayed .
this hurtful admission sends bill into a tailspin ; he pounds the streets of the village in his heavy black overcoat struggling with black - and - white images of alice in the grip of a horny midshipman .
it 's all way too much for him .
for revenge , bill almost has sex with a hooker .
he almost has feelings for a underage girl he sees in a costume store .
then he almost does the hooker 's roommate .
and he 's almost involved in an overblown rococo orgy when an old college chum of his tips him off to a mysterious , password - protected party where everyone wears masks and " the women are incredible " ( i .
e . , naked ) .
this " erotic " set piece , a cult - ish bacchanal complete with chanting , incense , and lots of strategically - placed partygoers covering up the dirty , might impress the likes of hugh hefner , but it 's a lot less shocking than it 's intended to be .
what 's the big deal ?
bill does n't exactly
* do * anything ( other than throw his money and credentials around ) , and alice only ever lusted in her heart .
whoop - dee - doo .
still , they make up at the same agonizingly slow pace -- was kubrick , notorious for multiple takes , paying them at an hourly rate ?
even geniuses have their bad days .
"
eyes wide shut " just happens to be kubrick 's bad day , an unerotic , disappointing , and altogether pointless end to an otherwise memorable career .
Output:
N