Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A: Website and front door say business opens at 8:00 am. Twice in the last month I have gone here at 8:15 am, and its still closed. This is extremely unprofessional and I will never give them my business again for wasting my valuable time before work in the morning.

Problem: Write a positive yelp review.
A: We just saw The Decemberists here and it was one of the best shows I have ever been to. Aside from the fact that this is my favorite band, the venue itself was fantastic. Not too big, not too small and great customer service.The acoustics were phenomenal. It is easy to find and parking is free if you find a spot in one of the nearby neighborhoods. Here's to hoping that another great band will soon perform here!

Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A:
Is there a negative number for review? Had a horrible experience in this bar/restaurant today. I went in with my African American friend. As we entered the bar, the waitress (Erica) and the bartender ignored us. When my friend finally asked if we should seat ourselves, the bartender told us to seat ourselves. We stood there for approximately 10 minutes filming the waitress as she turned her back and rolled her eyes. Sure enough, the nasty girl - Erica, was our waitress. She came to our table and rolled her eyes while askiing if we wanted something to drink. When we asked why she turned her back and why she did not greet, she claimed that people (at 3:00 in the afternoon) come in and leave, so she did not need greet us. When we asked for another waitress, she refused. We ultimately decided to leave. THE ONLY THING I CAN SURMISE IS THAT ERICA AND THE BARTENDER ARE RACIST SINCE ALL OF THE EURO AMERICAN PATRONS WERE BEING TREATED WITH DIGNITY AND RESPECT. IF YOU CARE ABOUT JUSTICE AND FAIRNESS DO NOT GO. BOYCOTT THIS BAR. It is a horrible place.