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Output: This place is awesome, the best sandwiches there are in the Valley! If you don't try it, you are missing out on something great! I promise you, you will love the food, the people and the place! I never know which sandwich to pick that is the hardest part! I have tried almost everyone of them and the food is the best around! Mark my words, you will be happy you went there! Tell Jodi and Dave Jill "aka the bratt" sent you! :)

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Output: Whenever I visit Total Wine, I feel awed, amazed, and kind of intimidated. But time and time again, they've proven to have everything you could possibly want or need as it pertains to alcoholic beverages! Mixers, exotic brands, aisles and aisle of wines, beers, tequila, vodka- it goes on and on. The prices are reasonable, the visual appeal of the facility is stunning, and service is very friendly. On my last visit, I was wandering around looking a bit lost, and an employee came to help me and took me right to the item I sought. Total Wine can't be beaten!

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Output: We ordered several platters to go and upon arriving at the requested time, had to wait an additional 30minutes. Love the food and love the service, when we dine in, but this time they missed the mark. I could understand if we just called it in but we placed the order several weeks earlier. Management was very helpful in resolving the problem but I would call ahead if you order any platters to go. Otherwise, I would have given them a 5stars rating, when dining in. Perhaps we will order our food from The Original Burrito Company next time.

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OK, I know that this is a brand new spot and I shouldn't be so harsh but as I stated in my profile, I try to be as objective as possible. Let's start with the positive elements of this place. Nice decor, great location. Now my opinion, without sugarcoating it. Food horrible. We were there just for a quick bite and nothing in the menu sounded appealing to us (that's not the place's fault) so we ordered a bruchetta and a spinach-goat cheese-fig salad. How can you mess up tomato? How can you mess up spinach salad? Well, they managed to figure it out. The bruchetta is "decomposed", maybe trying to follow Ferran Adria's creativity or who knows why. But the thing is that the tomato mix was in a cabbage leave and the bread was on the side with a "touch" of balsamic vinaigrette. The bread was old, hard and plain. It was like buying one of those soft baguettes at the grocery store, forget about it for 3 days and then toast it. Then the tomato mix should be called the "never been kissed" bruchetta. The fresh garlic was so overwhelming that it was painful. We send it back and I believe they didn't charge us for that (I didn't check the bill, which for 4 drinks, the bruchetta and the salad was 60 dollars). Let's talk about the salad. Plain and boring. Lack of taste, dressing, and on top of that I ordered the "large" which was a joke. If you call a dish "large" you can't serve that portion. The service was bad but I guess that comes with a newly open place. The music was also totally inappropriate for the kind of place they want to offer. A cool place with good decor and music of a cheap dentist office playing at a really low volume. That fiasco forced us to listen to the most obnoxious table I've been sitting next to that I can remember. The typical wannabe with some cash to spend who was louder than a firefighter truck. Maybe some good music played at a decent volume would saved us from that annoying experience. Ah, one last thing, the menu is like from a neighborhood Chicago style buffalo wing restaurant or a cheap family italian chain. The menu (not the items but the actual plastic menu) has nothing to do with the ambiance they want to offer. Prices of food wouldn't be bad if the food wasn't that bad (at least the 2 items I tried). I'll go back some day soon because I am a true believer that everybody deserves a second chance but oh my, they will have to improve pretty bad.