question: I ' m lame . Right now , I ' m enjoying the last of my four days off . I work at 8:30 tomorrow . I should probably do some laundry or something right now , but I do n't feel like it . I 'll probably end up just watching Arrested Development .
Q: What has the narrator spent time doing the last four days ?

answer: The narrator has mostly been relaxing around the house .

question: Mal and I are home feeling crummy today . I am still sick from round two through cootie - ville , and I had my Mirena put in this morning , so I was looking forward to a nice day of lazing on the couch and resting up . But , the phone rang and the daycare was kicking Mal out with a fever , so now we get to hang together .
Q: What kind of medication did I receive at the hospital ?

answer: Birth control

question: I just woke up ( a bit ago ) from a really bizarre dream ( which of my dream are not bizarre ? ) Where there was this thousand ( hundred ? I dunno , really long time ) year war going on , between this evil bitch queen and this royal king and queen ( and all of their subjects , obviously ) . The king and queen were noble and honourable , but the queen , oooh that bitch .
Q: What may be the purpose of the post ?

answer:
To describe my dreams