input: Write a negative yelp review.
output: This place is closed.
input: Write a positive yelp review.
output: Mitchell's has been around for over 100 years and serves good ol' plain ol' cooking for lunch. I warn you, virtually every hot dish they have is either red meat or deep-fried! They have one of the best burgers in Downtown. A favorite is the MitchBurger, which has bacon, cheese, lettuce, tomato, and onion with their special sauce. I like my burgers a little plainer, so I either skip the special sauce or I get the regular cheeseburger. Another favorite is the Fish Sandwich. I thought fish was supposed to be healthy! But this is a breaded, deep fried cod sandwich and it certainly rivals the one at the Original Oyster House, both for flavor and fattening-ness! MMMM, Susan, pump that insulin! If you do want "healthier" choices, Mitchell's has Wraps, packed with the filling of the day. Their Starter Salad is good, crisp, and cool and perfect on a hot day. Or you can try the Mediterranean Sampler, which is hummus and rustic bread served with olive oil for dipping, cheese, and olives. Mitchell's also has booze, and while the "three-martini lunch" might be a thing of the past, you can slake your thirst well because they have a lot of beer on tap. Plus they have bottled beer and a good variety of wines. In winter, I like to order their chili or their soups, both of which are home made from scratch.
input: Write a negative yelp review.
output:
Jesus Christ & Mary Chain (introducing Scarlett Johansson) the petro pumps at this 7/11 suck enormous amounts of burro bicho! For fucks sake! I would never even come here if it were not for the Fox Rentals right across the street. Once, I was forced to pump so many separate times to ensure my tiny sub-compact was actually full after the useless, worthless pump indicated it was (when it wasn't), that my goddamn credit card company sent me emails so as to ensure they were not fraudulent charges. Pumps so shitty, your CC might get frozen and you will end up in Las Vegas City Jail with ~15,000$ in new debt. Fuck you! Fix your shitty pumps! Staff is polite though, regardless of what anyone else says. Or, at least they have always been cool with me. They should fix their pumps though. It's not rocket science ....