Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Example Input: The lady laughs as she picks up a piece of wood. We
Example Output: put it into the back of others.

Example Input: Water pours in beneath the door. He
Example Output: finds someone is standing beside the river.

Example Input: The ax gets stuck on the wood on his first try. The guy
Example Output:
spreads legs and applies a chain to around the hedge.