Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Example Input: The crowd cheers for him as he bowls the ball again knocking down two more pins. He
Example Output: walks out onto the ice, halfway across the lane.

Example Input: They put their toothbrushes away and the man helps the girl back to the floor. They
Example Output: come go down the river as they float back and forth in the water, while swinging in shallow red water on tubes.

Example Input: Someone gently shakes someone's shoulder. Someone
Example Output:
sits on his porch in his gear.