Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: I have been wanting to try this place for a long time and went out of my way to get there. I decided to have sweets in leu of lunch and with all the raves, I thought Urban Cookies would be worth it. I was disappointed. Not bad cookies, just not very memorable and not a good lunch substitute either. I had the ice cream cookie sandwich with two different cookies but I cannot remember what they were (did not leave lasting memories). I wanted to sit down somewhere and eat my goody, but the seating area was not ice-cream cookie sandwich friendly, meaning the tables were too low to be comfortable at. The guy at the counter seemed a little put on, like he was making an effort to help me with my selection. I was not impressed like others with the "cuteness" of the establishment, for five dollars a treat, I prefer a little more comfort and good service than cute. I can make home-made cookies and cupcakes at home, I wanted a little more than just that. Will not come back.
Q: negative

A: About a month ago, I arrived during Happy Hour time and sat at the bar. The bartender was in the process of making a drink only to find out it was the wrong one that someone else had ordered and set it aside.... I ordered the Grapefruit Basil Martini about 10 min. later and low and behold, guess which drink he handed me..... yep, the one pushed to the side. Really can't believe he did that knowing I was sitting there when the mistake occurred and that I overheard everything. Thanks, I'll pass... So, I ordered something else only to get Half a drink in a small squatty goblet type glass they use. Needless to say, not a great start. I ordered the caesar salad... The dressing seemed really "light" or possibly watered down... the flavor was almost non-existent. Next, ordered the Heirloom Tomato pasta.... That was very good, however, it was described as cappellini and it was actually a wider pasta like fettuccine.
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer: I waited longer for a table than I would have expected given that the place wasn't quite full. The food was very slow to arrive, as well. The Cajun Shrimp appetizer was decent -- a large portion, served hot, with a tasty dipping sauce. I believe the menu description is inaccurate in that the shrimp itself is not spiced at all. Not to say it's bad, just not what I was expecting. The veggie wrap -- admittedly, not what most patrons are going to order in the land of excess that is Las Vegas -- was awful. The filling was about 95% shredded lettuce, with a few other bits of stuff thrown in for color, and a dressing that was not so much bland as just yucky. I considered sending it back, but it was nearly the only thing on the menu that didn't used to have hooves. By which I mean, I didn't have a lot of vegetarian-ish choices. The service was slow throughout the meal, and the waitress had a habit of timing her drive-bys when I had a mouthful of food and couldn't say anything. As fast as she was moving, you'd think she'd make it back around more frequently, but no. Don't let your drink glasses get empty, as you'll be sitting there thirsty for a while. All that said, the setting is lively, especially later at night when there's a band on stage. I'm not a fan of country or western, but I'd watch just about any good band live. If you're just going for a quick meal, you're better off elsewhere (e.g. next door at Imperial Palace there's a decent homestyle mexican place).
Input: OPTIONS:
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Output: ~~Atmosphere~~ Small... cramped... not a sit down and savor your cupcake kind of place. But no biggie - I can handle eating cupcakes in the privacy of my home. However I was disappointed that the guy behind the counter wasn't very friendly... I mean he wasn't like Soup Nazi for cupcakes or anything, but he seemed cold. And cupcake stores are supposed to be warm, sugary and inviting, right? They do give out free Dozen buttons, so that made me a teeny bit happy. Now let's talk cupcakes: The search for America's Next Top Cupcake ~~Cupcake Decor~~ Decorators take an creative approach, which steers away from that "store- bought" look. The icing is has a lot of height, while also exposing some of cake of the cupcake. Some flavors have a light touch of sprinkles, coconut, and other garnishes. ~~Cake~~ There is a sign up informing customers that the cupcakes are meant to be eaten the day they are bought. I can understand that - flavors dissipate, etc etc. But cake shouldn't turn rock hard the next day! What is up with that? I mean it should up for at least an extra day! Anyways, the cupcake I ate on the day of purchase was a tad dry. ~~Icing/ Frosting~~ Flavor: check. Sweet:check. Wow? Eh. ~~Icing/Cake Ratio~~ Too much icing. Enough cake. ~~Overall~~ The cupcakes look pretty, but I still don't understand what the big deal is. And I have a cakerock in the fridge.
input: Write a positive yelp review (OPTIONS:
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output: There's something about the Royal Mile I just really, really like. Living in Edinburgh, as a local and born-and-bred Scot, you do often tire of the blaring bagpipe music from the tartan-clad tourist trap shops. And whilst the Royal Mile is the High Street, and the central hub of all the Fudge Houses, Whisky shops, and tourist apparel boutiques, no amount of saltire flags and William Wallace impersonators could take away from the sheer splendour of the cobbled streets, ancient buildings, and the fact that it is the street that connects the Castle to the Queen's Palace. Admittedly I avoid walking down here mid-afternoon, or at the weekend. It does get busy. But if you catch it, as I often do, early morning when the sun is rising and there's hardly a soul around it's quite magical. You do feel as though you're stepping into another time. Luckily the shops and restaurants that inhabit it haven't taken away from the aged charm, and don't intrude too much on the physical appeal of it. Also despite being the main tourist street, it does actually have some very decent restaurants, cafes and shops on it, and is very close to some other great streets and businesses. Ironically, if I ever crave some silence, solitude and some 'me-time' the Royal Mile at 7.30am on a sunny day is just the place I'd like to be.
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Absolutely fantastic! This place has the ambiance, live music, service, and delicious food. This place is super fancy and expensive. Our bill with tip was $205! The bread basket they give you in the beginning is soooo good. Imported pretzels?!? common.. tasted soooo fresh. they also had baguettes of some sort and a few other varieties of bread.. all imported of course. and all tasted wonderful. Dinner for two consisted of 1 framboise martini which was $18. Strong enough that you only need just one. I dont remember what kind of red wine my friend had ordered but it was about the same price (on a side note the waitress knew the wine menu pretty much inside and out and suggested different pairings). For our entrees, I ordered the Chilean sea bass and I believe he ordered the new york strip steak, both were about $40. We should have swapped dishes as he liked my sea bass better as I liked his steak better. Both were cooked to perfection. The meat was tender and buttery - melted in your mouth. The fish was flaky and fresh. This place only comes with entrees sides are all additional. If you are ever there, you must try the lobster mashed potatoes!! The best buttery velvety smooth mashed potatoes ever! Which chunks of lobster in it!!! hah, and get this. it was$33. .absolutely ridiculous but soooo worth it. The bar is amazing, full bar with top shelf choices. Live band in the corner ..but they were kinda play country-ish music. The place is dark.. with separate bar seating. and I didn't know at the time as I was in the area visiting but this is a dressy ... dress up place lol just fyi