Problem: So , yeah , I ' m obviously I ' m an idiot , although being unemployed is giving me lots and lots of time to pack . It is not , however , giving me lots and lots of money to buy new furniture . And dammit , I want new furniture . I saw the best dining table and chairs on sale for $ 389 , marked down 300 bucks , that I ' m actually considering committing a crime to acquire .

What kind of crime would someone commit to aquire the dining table and chairs ?
OPTIONS:
- None of the above choices .
- I 'm just kidding , I simply mean the table is so attractive I 'm considering all possible ways to obtain it .
- I would commit arson and burn down the furniture store .
- I would murder someone .

A: I 'm just kidding , I simply mean the table is so attractive I 'm considering all possible ways to obtain it .
Question:
I do n't know if that alone worked , but we did collect a lot of beads . Showing off our awesome bead collection . We monopolized an entire section of the balcony . The Rio marquee . Hugh Hefner Drive . You probably know where this is going ... The Palms , where the Playboy Club is located . It 's a really freaking nice casino , but empty , probably because it 's so off - strip .
Answer the following question: How might have we collected awesome beads to show off ?
OPTIONS:
- None of the above choices .
- We might have screamed for beads on the balcony .
- We might have danced on our hands on the balcony .
- We might have waved our hands on the balcony .
Answer:
None of the above choices .
Question:
There were also updates that were just for the web and the station live streams all of their news broadcasts . Why are n't the other TV stations in Houston doing something like this ? I ' m not sure if I will become a complete Fox convert , but I know I will be visiting the chat room again and my opinion of them has changed a great deal . So now I ' m all ready for Edouard .

Why has your opinion of Fox changed a great deal ?
OPTIONS:
- My opinion of Fox changed a great deal because their web stations are the best ones I 've seen .
- My opinion of Fox changed a great deal because Rupert Murdoc 's propaganda managed to sway me .
- My opinion of Fox changed a great deal because they do things that other TV stations are n't doing .
- My opinion of Fox changed a great deal because Edouard has convineced me to go to their chat rooms .
Answer:
My opinion of Fox changed a great deal because they do things that other TV stations are n't doing .
IN: The bigger the house , the bigger the monthly mortgage payment . The newer the cars , the more likely they are leased or charge for many years . No worker is immune to termination in a bad economy . The more they owe the harder they fall .
What is the narrator warning against ?
OPTIONS:
- Financial complacency .
- Termination of academic tenure .
- None of the above choices .
- Car accidents .

OUT: Financial complacency .
Sorry to those of you who read my myspace blog also since I just copied and pasted this from there . Ok , this is going to be short because I ' m at the library and Alan 's laptop battery is almost gone . But , it has been a crazy week / weekend ! We went apartment hunting in PA and on the way back my car started acting up and I thought we were gon na be stranded in Cleveland ! Luckily , we were able to make it to the lake and eventually to Fort Wayne .

OPTIONS:
- They live in an apartment in PA .
- None of the above choices .
- Their laptop battery is almost gone .
- They write and post their thoughts online .
Answer the following question: Which of the following is true of the narrator ?

They write and post their thoughts online .
Problem: I ' ve been in Seattle since June 24th , and my furniture and things arrived on Monday . I ' ve been living fairly minimally and have been reallyreallyreally looking forward to having a bed . A place to sit that 's not the floor . My food processor .

What have they been sleeping on since they do n't have a bed ?
OPTIONS:
- On the table .
- On blankets on the floor .
- In a chair .
- On the counter .

A:
On blankets on the floor .