Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Q: Someone is overweight and finds it hard to keep up. Soaked to the skin, they

A: struggle through the sight of someone.
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Q: Two people are in the park. A man in brown shit

A: is playing in a burgundy ocean.
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Q: A French officer walks in and addresses someone. Someone

A:
tries to edge sadly.
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