Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A: I feel like I should preface this review by saying that my current resolution to eat better (mainly STARVING MYSELF until I fall asleep) has nothing to do with recent, shall we say less than positive reviews for businesses in Madison. Even if I wasn't hungry all the time, I'd still say this store blows and here's why. 1. Nobody greets you when you walk in. (Customer Service 101). 2. You can walk around for 15 minutes with an armful of clothing and nobody will ask you if you need a fitting room. (Customer service 101 & Loss Prevention 101). 3. Nobody will come by the fitting room to see how you're doing and if you need alternate sizes. (Customer Service 101, Loss Prevention 101 & Sales 101). I've been three times and each time sucked more than the time before. (Grammar 101). I started as a Gap Inc. employee in 1996 working my way up from Gap Baby to Gap Kids, Gap and finally Banana Republic in 2009. I worked as a sales associate, a visual specialist and most recently men's merchant in Arizona. The three times I've been here the store has always been in disarray which certainly doesn't create for a very stimulating shopping experience and the uninterested staff have made it so I'll simply only shop online now. Sorry BR, you're store's bananas and you've lost me.

Problem: Write a positive yelp review.
A: Of all the LA Finesses in town, this one is a notch better. Here is why: + Layout and Atmosphere: - spacious - single story - clean - decorated walls - high-end ceiling fans hover above the workout areas + Machines: - Treadmills with LCD TVs for viewing various Cable programming - Workout machines and weights are the most up to date + Locker Room: - Clean - Nice wooden lockers - Nice sink area - LCD TVs for viewing News and Sports I've read some reviews where there were concerns about theft in the locker room and parking lot. I have not had that happened to me personally, but I do know it is a common problem across other gyms too. There's no security walking around that I am aware of, but I think there should be.

Problem: Write a positive yelp review.
A:
Ah... we've got this hotel from Priceline.com. So, we didn't actually choose it but it was chosen. The price was incredible that we just couldn't pass it up. The hotel was new so we didn't know what to expect; however, when I found out that it was a Marriott chained... I knew that we wouldn't be disappointed. The hotel is located a bit away from the strip, which is not a downside if you have a car. I've often flew to LV from CA so the location would've been a big inconvenience but this time we drove. Given that it's away from the strip means less traffic to deal with. It was a bit of a challenge for us to find a place to eat, though. The accommodation itself was superb... above and beyond what we expected. The bathroom was big and it has a fancy tub and separate shower covered with glass (I love glass covered showers!). They gave nice fluffy towels (with bathrobe?). And they gave us 2 queen beds... very comfortable with lots of big pillows! The view was of the city and incredible at night time! We took advantage of the nice pool/jacuzzi. Given that it was a new hotel when we went and that location was away from the strip... there weren't very many guests. There was an incident with clogging in one of the neighboring rooms that affected ours and we were given a credit for another future stay. I'm not sure what became of this as the Manager who promised to send us an email confirmation never did. (-1 star) But, all in all... it was a pleasant experience. :)