I had some moments of introspection related to turning a quarter - century old , the results of which were a little unsettling . Certainly I ' ve had many reasons to be bitter and unhappy in the past few months , but when did it become such a problem that friends are leaving more subtle hints about it ? Sigh ... it 's never good when you look in the mirror and are n't happy with what you ' ve become .

A: What is meant by looking in the mirror and not being happy ?

The food was scrumptious . Nice patio . We shared the moules de jour in curry sauce and I had the the hangar steak . Really tasty and well - spiced , on the whole , the food was highly enjoyable .

A: How would the narrator rate their dinner ?

I was utterly bawling while I watched the ending of Juno . No , not the part where the lady gets the baby and all is happy in the world , but when Juno confesses her love and she gets to make out with the best boyfriend a man can create . Damn writers and film makers for making perfect boyfriends that do n't exist ... You all have no idea how bad I want a relationship like that . I want that security and love , no matter what I look like .

A: Why was I crying at the end of the movie ?

It was 2 min passed half hour , and he demanded another 40 dollars for next 5 min of work and threatened to dump my dresser on the street if I will not pay him additional 40 dollars . Of course , i did not pay more , I had to wait almost 1 h. for my b / f to leave his job and help me bring the dresser - what a nightmare . I am telling you , do not to call this homeless looking poor excuse for human being . His numbers are 718 753 9256 and 347 416 0172 .

A:
What is the man doing for me ?