Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

The man sits on the stool as he water skis on the table. The man
finishes and puts his head in the mirror.

Then she irons her blue jean shorts. A little baby
stands on top of her.

He stops by some bins, lifts the lid of one of them and takes out two paper cups. He
repeats a wince, then picks it up.