Input: OPTIONS:
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An example of an negative review: Roofing, in Las Vegas, in August. I get it, it's the ninth circle of Hell for the roofers. But it was also a non-requested wake-up call after the first night of my stay. Reserved a NON-SMOKING room with TWO beds six weeks in advance of visiting Sam's town, and on check-in we were told that that the only non-smoking room available had only ONE bed. As I'm not that close with my traveling companion, we opted for the available two-bed SMOKING room. By any chance, do you remember how the living room smelled for MONTHS after your chain-smoking grandmother would visit? Good! Then you've got the picture. Our room -- which was otherwise clean and nicely appointed -- might as well have been located in an ashtray. Fast forward through several hours of choking, red-eyed near-sleep to 5:00 am, when I hear horrific banging coming from somewhere above the ceiling. "Terrific," my sleep-deprived self is thinking at that point, "some geriatric high roller got lucky downstairs in the casino and moved the party up... ." Wrong. There was no floor above me, I was on the hotel's highest floor. As I faded into greater consciousness, I recognized the sounds of construction. It was the Roofers' Revile. Later that day we were moved into a non-smoking 5th floor room that became available. Did I already mention we'd reserved a non-smoking room SIX WEEKS prior? At any rate, this room was also clean and well-appointed, with no further unauthorized wake-up calls. As other reviewers have noted, the price is unbeatable. At least, the basic room price was a bargain. Irritating to me was the "resort fee" which is tacked onto each night's stay, ostensibly to cover charges such as room WiFi, shuttles to the strip, and other 'amenities.' In our case, that was $9.99/night. In reality, the 'resort fee' is nothing more than a pricing scam which allows the hotel to advertise a 'bargain room' while in fact slipping in another ten bucks to the room's cost. [This particular scam is not unique to Sam's Town, it's typical for many Vegas resorts.] Ten bucks a night, for WiFi that's given away nearly anywhere else and a shuttle for which I had no use. There wasn't even a gym on site, which MIGHT have justified the extra cost. The saving grace of the experience was the buffet, which according to my companion was modest by Vegas standards but unlike anything I've ever experienced. By signing up for a 'players club,' I was given discounted entry to the evening prime rib buffet: $9.99/person. It was phenomenal. I rarely eat beef, but when I do, I like GOOD beef. This was exceptional. The slab of prime rib I was given covered half the plate, and it was perfectly cooked, buttery soft, blood rare beef. Gawed, it makes me salivate just remembering the sumptuous, beefy goodness, and they were happy to load you down with more. There were BBQ ribs, hamburgers, baked beans, baked potatoes, steak fries, cole slaw....just yards and yards of far-better-than average buffet fare. You are utterly mistaken if you believe this to be HomeTown Buffet on steroids; it was real food prepared by cooks who knew something about the culinary arts. There's the presence of a chef or team of chefs clearly evident in the offerings here. By the way, our stay included complimentary breakfast each morning, for which I was expecting coffee, rolls, and orange juice. In fact, breakfast was served on the same buffet line as dinner had been the previous evening, and it was an equally extravagant meal. Ever had machaca prepared with shredded prime rib? That was on the menu, along with every breakfast starch imaginable: Oatmeal, rice, grits, hash browns, home fries, tortillas, toast, croissants and bagels. Add any meat you'd expect, a slab of ham or a chicken fried steak, sausage, bacon, or turkey links, then scrambled eggs, a custom omelet, a bowl of cereal, some yogurt, fruit, or granola. Unlimited beverages complete your meal, and should you have room, the dessert cases yield still more choices. You're on your own there, I couldn't even touch one after eating. Stay somewhere else in Vegas, come to Sam's Town for the buffet.

Input: OPTIONS:
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An example of an negative review: Food good. Soda/water warm (you gotta add ice) Restaurant dirty (you gotta clean the place...if the bathroom is dirty, I don't even what to know what the kitchen looks like) Clean the place and it might be a 3 to a 4.

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An example of an positive review: I absolutely loved this place. I am so happy to have finally found a great place that is very close to home, for a quick bite that does not compromise in quantity or quality. The service was very refreshing. The man taking our order was very helpful even with a bit of a language barrier. Of course I started out with a free Thai tea that comes with a Yelp check-in. My SO and I ordered an entree of the chicken pad Thai noodles and yellow curry with chicken which came with a side of steamed rice. The meat and veggies were plentiful and delicious! We like our spice on more of the milder side. On a scale of 1-10 for spice, we asked for our dishes to be at a #4 for the noodles and a #2 for the curry. I think the noodles were still pretty spicy! We didn't mind. It was still very yummy! It is, however, very small! Consider take-out for larger groups rather than dining-in. I was very relieved to find it empty on a Sunday evening because I was expecting it to be packed like I've read in previous reviews. Definitely recommend this place and will be back again!

Input: OPTIONS:
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An example of an negative review: After 4 days of getting the run-around from multiple 'managers' I was told the part that was ordered did not come in, and that it would be another 3 days wait. My car is no longer drivable due largely to the repeated mishandling of the idler pulley replacement. I have requested a refund in full and will be taking my vehicle to another service. Save your money, time and sanity, stay away from this Midas.