Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer: I saw this place and thought it looked great, so I went in on a whim and asked if anyone was available for a haircut. Luckily for me, Sophia was available. She gave me a great haircut - exactly what I asked for. And I really enjoyed talking to her too! This is a great salon and I highly recommend Sophia for all your styling needs!

Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer: Really? Anyone who gives this place more then 2-3 stars literally has no taste buds. We came here for dinner...$30. I was expecting at least decent food and this was no where near decent. The crab legs were grey...not bright orange/red like they are supposed to be, dull, smelled so fishy and tasted horrible. I tried as much as I could, here was everything that was disgusting... Mashed potatoes - Fake, potato flakes, blah. Meatballs All the chinese food - cold, could tell it was sitting out there forever! Salad - No dressings were labeled, the toppings were things you would see at Sizzler, but worse. Broccoli - Cold and no flavor Pasta bar - watery sauce, no flavor Braised short ribs - MSG all day Ice cream - Non fat frozen yogurt, disgusting All other desert - Tasted like it came from a factory The only decent thing was the prime rib and the fact that you get wine at no extra charge, that is the only reason it get's 1 star. Not worth the money and not worth the stomach ache later.

Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer:
The first time I went to Los Reyes I ordered the Del Rey (before Man Vs Food)... That was the last time I ordered it. I was unaware of what I was getting myself into and was pretty embarrassed when it came to the table. I definitely should not have ordered 2 of the ceviche tostadas to start! That being said, the ceviche tostadas were great and for $.99 can't be beat. The platillo de pechuga asada estan muy bueno, it's really, really good. I have never been let down by anything I have ordered here. From the quesadillas to the burritos to the mariscos, everything has been great.