Question:
Think about all the great songs and albums that burned brightly for weeks or even months and then faded away as quickly as the rose . Jagged Little Pill was a Top 10 album for longer than it takes to conceive and give birth to a child . According to the Wikipedia ( citing Media Traffic ) , the album is the tenth best - selling album of all time and through 2005 has gone 30x platinum ( that 's U.S. platinum , or one million units sold ) . This album swept across the world like a virus before the Internets .

What artist does the narrator seem to like ?
Answer:
Alanis Morisette .

Question:
today is my first day teaching the two kindergarden kids . they are veryyyyyy adorable ! ( there are 2 btw ) heee . how i wish i could sit down and play barbie doll with themmmmmm .

Why does the narrator feel the individuals are adorable ?
Answer:
They are so precocious .

Question:
Various well intentioned classmates have already suggested a variety of possible diagnoses and potential outcomes , so i figured , well , why not go to the doctor , just to be on the safe side . Two hours later , the doctor gave me a prescription for antibiotics and told me I had a sprained ankle . My lateral malleolus ( the bump on the outside of ur ankle ) is not in the position it 's supposed to be in either .

What may happen after i go to the doctor ?
Answer:
I would get the proper care and treatment .

Question:
It 's an hour or so to the head of the valley , and I was already in thick snow by then . From there it 's a solid climb for another 45 minutes or so up the ' Devils Staircase ' which is about as steep as a staircase . Then there was what seemed like the ' trudge of doom ' across the flat ' South Crater ' through mostly firm snow , followed by another stiff climb up to Red Crater . By then the snow was getting quite icy and I was glad I brought my crampons .

What might be true about me ?
Answer:
I 'm a mountain climber .