IN: He applied a musky scented shaving cream and with a sharp razor , began working the blade over his skin , rinsing the blade off after every few swipes . He was only a third through shaving when he noticed his little brother in the reflection . " Good morning , Peter . You must be excited to already be awake .
What is the narrator likely to be doing later ?

OUT: They are likely to be going on a date

IN: So Friday we ate pizza and tried to watch Corpse Bride , but it is a musical , and I really dislike musicals . We managed about 10 minutes and then stopped . Saturday we drove up to Ottawa and went to our friends fund raiser for thier Burningman Camp , the Mushroom Kingdom ! The event was called Spore and was held at a local gallery .
What may be the reason to hold the fundraiser there ?

OUT: We like to look at art .

IN: I 'll walk outside to take the trash to the dumpster , and i 'll wonder what crazy thing will happen to me on the way there . If i see a bird flying above me , i shield my head and watch the bird fly away , just to ensure it does n't turn around to shit on me . I walk carefully , because i often trip over my own feet , or small objects that would n't ordinarily trip a person up . A tiny pebble can be a disaster for me .
Why would I shield my head ?

OUT:
To prevent a bird from shitting on me