question: I kinda had a baby . Actually , had , is not the right term . I acquired a baby . So , if you 're someone who has followed this blog ( back when I was actually writing in it ) , you know that the irony of me " acquiring " a kid is rich .

OPTIONS:
- They followed this blog .
- They were writing a blog .
- They acquired a rich kid .
- They adopted a baby .
Q: What does the writer possibly mean when they say they acquired a baby ?

answer: They adopted a baby .

question: Last Thursday I spent the night at Brendon 's house with the intentions of going to Indiana with him on Friday , but we both slept in about two hours too long and thus , plans fell through . When he went to work I went over to Josh 's house and we waited for Jacob to pick us up . Jacob , Josh , and I then went to Menard 's so Jacob could pick up his check and Josh and I could invite all the girls who worked there to Jacob 's party , because , according to Jacob , he knew all of the girls . He knew none of them , for the record .

OPTIONS:
- They were blocked by Menard .
- They slept in .
- None of the above choices .
- They went to a party instead .
Q: Why did the narrator not go on their trip ?

answer: They slept in .

question: Ships , whichever this vessel was called . He leaned over the side , lips twisted as he did his best to hold in his lunch , which had taken his strongest will to finish . As the ship gave yet another lurch , Mago gripped the rail and focused on keeping his stomach where it belonged . He glared at the waves that crashed against the wood of the ship .

OPTIONS:
- He is very hungry and he is trying to keep his stomach from making noise .
- None of the above choices .
- He does n't want someone to steal his lunch bag .
- He is unused to sea travel and he is nauseous .
Q: What is wrong with him and why are his lips twisted as he did his best to hold his lunch ?

answer:
He is unused to sea travel and he is nauseous .