Sentiment analysis: Located on the corner of Forest Road sits Doctors, a pub with more than its fair share of local history - you can read all about it on the outside wall, I won't bore you with the details. Inside it has all the things you would expect a slightly down market boozer to have: cheap deals on food and drink, 'traditional' decor, sticky tables and a quiz machine. It has an odd mix of clientele coming through its doors to drink their cares away; there are Edinburgh Uni students, overworked NHS staff and more than its fair share of junkies and jakeys. All of these characters combined give it a strange atmosphere and, unless you belong to one of the aforementioned groups, it might be a wise idea to get your booze fix somewhere else.

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Sentiment analysis: I can't speak highly enough about the hotel, the staff, and the management at The Edgewater. I stayed at the hotel on business for two weeks in December. I was impressed with the entire experience. The hotel is completely renovated and, therefore, clean and fresh! The beds are comfortable, the showers are luxurious, and anyone staying, for any period of time, will enjoy the ambiance of the hotel. The staff are incredibly kind and hospitable. I was always greeted with a pleasant smile and a cheerful attitude. They are also extremely efficient! All of my requests were taken care of promptly. In fact, when I asked if they could help me find some boxes to use for shipping, a manager kindly brought in boxes from his own house! (He even brought in packing tape for me to use!) The food at the restaurant/bar is delicious. As I mentioned, I was a guest at the hotel for two weeks. As most of you know, staying at a hotel means that you are eating out at restaurants A LOT. While I was pleasantly surprised to find that Madison is quite the foodie city, I found myself choosing the hotel restuarant over other local restaurants because of the quality of food and the services provided by the restuarant staff! My employers, who were also staying at the hotel, trained daily with Jason, a personal trainer at the hotel. They were impressed with his ability to tailor a workout routine to their exact requests. They were also pleased with his scheduling flexibility, his upbeat personality, and overall personal training knowledge. It's not very often that you go to a hotel and you get this type of customer service. If you are looking to stay in Madison, look no further than The Edgewater Hotel.

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Sentiment analysis: I'm not sure what's wrong with the people who work here, but they seem to think it's funny to give you the opposite of what you order. I USED to be a somewhat regular customer, but not after my experience today. I typically get a "mushroom steak" and am always asked if I want onions. Today, like all the previous ones, I specified "no onions." Seems like a simple request? The girl smiling behind the grill chimes out, "So you want an onion sandwich with a side of mushrooms, huh?" To which I play along and laugh. I pay and notice my receipt clearly says "no onions." I get my order to go, take it home, and bit into a sandwich COVERED with onions!!! I'm usually forgiving and give folks another chance if a mistake is made or I have one bad experience. However, there's absolutely nothing funny or cute about a "restaurant" deliberately messing with somebody's food order. I assume the cook mistook me for somebody else she has an issue with, but I'm certain I've done nothing to warrant such passive-aggressive behavior. Since you clearly can't trust the people who prepare the food, I will never eat here again and would encourage others to stay away too.

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negative