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An example of an positive review: Good food good drinks! Meatballs are a must have. Beef tartar was really good too. Chorizo stuffed dates, yes plz! Tried the salmon entree and it was delicious. My girlfriend got the beet salad and she loved it. Staff was super friendly and service was good. Def coming back.

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An example of an negative review: Service Apocalypse To the feather flying', fedora-wearing, I'm-going-to-wear-a-vest-and-long-sleeves-even-though-it's-still-hot-out and-it's-not-1922, hipster server: Go to your local library. Pick up some literature on proper etiquette. Might I suggest Emily Post? Uh Oh. Too much text for your weary hipster eyes? Spent all day giving customers the stink-eye didn't you? OK, I'll break it down for you: 1. When people sit down at a table, try to greet them. If you're super tied up between checking up on other tables and checking your appearance in the mirror, then maybe just let that table know that you are busy and that you will be with them shortly. Because after we were seated at our table, almost 10 minutes went by - no waiter, nothing. We were beginning to get worried! We thought perhaps you had been kidnapped! We called the authorities, but we had little information to go off of since you never came by and said "hi." We described you as a tall, malnourished hipster wearing teen-girl skinny jeans, an overwhelming ensemble of man accessories, and air of mismatched cocky arrogance for a 30 year old dude at the lower end of the service industry. Unfortunately that description did us no good in the neighborhood of CenPho; but luckily, when we were just about at our wits' end, you showed up hunched over, scowl on your face (if this is in preparation for your costume as a zombie, you are rocking it!) 2. When you serve people drinks, let them finish said drinks before hastily removing them from the table. If they kindly ask you for their drinks back, try not to be an ass. 3. When customers order dinner, try not to take so long so as to confuse them into thinking it's breakfast. 4. When the food is served, maybe don't go MIA. Maybe check back in with them. Maybe they want dessert for ... wait what time is it now... lunch? OK I'll stop there. I know how valuable time is to the pretentious staff at the Windsor. Those cigarettes aren't going to smoke themselves! Well congratulations. From now on, we will avoid your restaurant like you avoid a real job.

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An example of an negative review: If you like plastic plates and forks, stryrofoam cups and ordering at a counter, you may like SomeBurros. Basic Mexican food you can find on any corner. Don't go expecting more.

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An example of an negative review: Dr. Camp is unprofessional, money-hungry and does not care about patients or their conditions.