Input: What would be an example of an negative review?

An example of an negative review: Blah. A friend of mine just moved to Mesa and we decided to try Thai House because a) it's close to his house and b) it got a rave review on Yelp. Well, it was not great. We started out with the fried wontons (standard fried wontons with like 1/16th of a teaspoon of spiced ground chicken filling) and spring rolls, which were actually quite good despite the extreme stickiness of the wrappers. What really worried us, though, is that the appetizers came out about 30 seconds after we ordered them, which led us to worry that they'd been sitting around; I'm not always against pre-making food, but this place isn't busy enough to ensure rapid cycling. For dinner, my friend ordered the red curry with chicken and I ordered the pineapple curry, which was red curry with (canned) pineapple and shrimp. Sure, we should have branched out but were just both feeling the red curry. The spiciness scale goes from 1-5 - I got a 2 and my dining companion got a 5 - I'm a total spiciness wuss and was happy with my 2, but my heat-loving friend wanted the 5 to be hotter. The curries were just okay. And maybe I'm just spoiled on Thai Basil's amazing curries, but I didn't find either curry to be all that impressive. Furthermore, the place is SUPER tiny, which is fine, but the layout means that you're practically sitting in the laps of patrons at neighboring tables. Not fun. So this place was fine, but nothing special. 3 stars. It's possible that the red curry just isn't that great and everything else is dynamite, but since the previous 5-star review said that the red curry was the best thing on the menu, I don't think I'll be back.

Input: What would be an example of an negative review?

An example of an negative review: Although I loved the decor, I wasn't terribly impressed with the food. My boyfriend and I had wandered over to Schenley Plaza to get a relatively cheap lunch at the Chinese stand, but we found it was still closed for the season. So we decided to give The Porch a try. We each had a pizza - I had the margherita pizza and he had the bolognese. The flavor was good but they were overcooked and oily. The pieces literally fell apart as we tried to pick them up off of the cookie sheet. We had to flag our waitress down anytime we needed something (i.e. drink refills, the check) because she paid no attention at all to the tables. When we asked for a to go box she brought us one small box that we had to stuff the leftovers in, which left us with a box stuffed with deformed, mushy pizza. I would be satisfied with The Porch if it were at the right price - for what we got, it was definitely not worth it.

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An example of an negative review: When we got home and opened the bag the size of the BIG KING sandwich's were so small we started laughing. I ordered a large fries and got less than half of what I expected. TOTAL RIP OFF!!! How do you get rid of 40% fat and 30% calories? CUT THE SERVING SIZE IN HALF!!!

Input: What would be an example of an positive review?
An example of an positive review: Stopped in for a late lunch during the week. It was a slow time of day and pretty empty. We seated ourselves and were promptly brought menus. Our server was very pleasant and answered our questions about the menu. We ordered the antipasto salad and sampler plate. Both were delicious! Portion sizes were generous! It's clean inside with a nice size menu. Will definitely be back to try other dishes!