Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

A person scrapes wax paper over the cake. We
person drinks from the sea.

He kills one then heads toward the entrance of a haunted house. He
opens and finds a shadowy form - built far wall inside.

Two men are in a arm wrestle position on the ground. The men
continue to talk and each stand behind paintball as final text captures two men walking through.