Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A: Avoid this plaw at all costs. The pizza is like cardboard covered in string cheese it was reheated to serve and burnt... and the service is horrible. Who walks away right in the middle of taking an order to answer a phone call?!? And then the guy that came out of the back gave me attitude because I he barely spoke English and couldn't understand me when I was forced to repeat my order. GET YOUR STORE IN CHECK MANAGEMENT!

Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A: I'd never been to a Hard Rock Cafe before. I was GREATLY disappointed. The merchandise in their "museum" was kinda cool but nothing to get too excited about. The service was AWFUL. Just awful. We were seated in the middle of the room and while it was somewhat busy, we seemed to be sitting at the Invisible Table. It took forever to get menus or water. We sat and watched as all the other tables that were seated after us got service. Annoying. But we weren't angry yet. A waitress from another table came by and asked if our waitress had helped us yet. We said no and she was nice enough to get things started (menus, water). Again it took forever to put our order in. They screwed it up--we asked for mayo and they never brought it. After waiting, I flagged down a bus boy and asked him. The entire process took over an hour and a half. I finally flagged some random waiter down and asked for our bill. While the food was pretty good, the service was so atrocious, I'd never return. It was a bad experience for my first time at a Hard Rock Cafe. LAME!

Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A:
Ok, I'll be honest: was the French Press coffee a bold, flavorful, amazing taste of torrefaction Heaven in a cup? Yes. Was it worth five bucks? Sure. I had the Tequila Sunrise plate. The flavors were all there. The chicken sausage was a nice bonus and had a pleasurable kick of spice in each bite. I had it with a side of avocado (a Huevos Rancheros must), so the total for the dish alone came to $16.50. Therein comes my gripe. This is breakfast, people. If I laid that amount of cash down at Hash House or Cracked Egg, I would have literally busted a gut. The presentation of the dish was underwhelming. The beans were literally a layer to separate the eggs from the tortilla. No rice. No pico. Not even a sprig of cilantro. I think the key missing element was a couple extra tortillas to sop up the alcohol-infused sauce. That may have even bumped my rating up another star. It just needed a lil "somethin", besides the price, to remind me that I was eating at a Strip establishment. Overall, the dining area was appealing and clean, a kind of diner-chic feel, with easy access from the parking garage. Nakisha was my server. She was prompt, friendly, smiley (but not over-smiley ;) ) and basically on-point. No complaints there. If I give this place a second chance, it will probably be at the LA location, after a night of heavy carousing. ;)