Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A: I vacillate between 1 and 2 stars, but after writing this, I am pretty certain I wouldn't live here if FallOut were really real. My boyfriend and I moved to Villa Fiesta August of 2010, and signed a 14-month lease, which was what sealed our signing the lease, at $508/month for 750 sq. ft. we couldn't turn it down. Considering the rent, the property was nice, and the leasing agents were friendly. Once we moved in, the bad dream started and then slowly became a pretty terrible nightmare. On the third floor, we expected to live in relative quiet, largely because no one would be tromping like an elephant over our heads. Sadly, it was much worse than that. Our neighbor underneath blasted metal at 6 or 7am (it varied), so loudly it would wake me up, and she did the same late at night. After reporting her to management several times, nothing was done about it. I talked to her, and she refused to lower the volume. Mind you, it wasn't just a hum of sound, I could hear Megadeath lyrics and sing along with them, and I could feel the bass vibrations through the floor and into my mattress. Absolutely unnecessary. Our next-door neighbors are fairly nice people, always friendly and polite. However, their beer cans and cigarette containers blow onto our porch (divided by a wall) frequently, and they play their television so loud that I can hear it in the shower on the opposite side of the apartment. I swear the guy deals drugs, as there are new people in and out all the time at all hours of day, and tons of vacuuming at 6 or 7 am. And the husband and wife (now exes) argued all times of day, screaming and yelling over their screaming child. Reporting them to management for violations of quiet hours was a joke, nothing was done. When we moved in, the refrigerator smelled like several things had died and rotted in there. It took a near miracle to get a new fridge. Our hot water heater didn't work properly, a ceiling light was nonfunctional, and after 3 requests for maintenance they were never fixed. Our shower leaked, no maintenance response. It took 3 days for our leaking dishwasher to be fixed, 1 week to get a new microwave since ours broke shortly after move-in. Car thefts, break-ins, noisy neighbors, and unresponsive management and maintenance make this place a horrible disaster of an apartment complex. The WORST part of all: they stopped spraying the complex for pests a few months ago, and since then we have had a massive roach infestation, and management hasn't done anything about it. ABSOLUTELY GROSS. When you go into your white-glove clean kitchen at 2 am to get a glass of water, and when you open the fridge and the light comes on there are scatters of little bug feet across the counters, you know it's time to leave. I would advise you stay away from this place, even with rent at $508.

Problem: Write a positive yelp review.
A: I've been shopping here since they opened their doors. Over 10 years so you can say I'm a happy loyal customer. In the past 10 years other Asian supermarkets have opened and I do go and try them out but I always come back to Lee Lee. First, the produce here is incredibly fresh. Esp. if you shop on a Sunday. The produce looks like it just got picked from the farm and was trucked right over. Second, I love their varieties. I can get all kinds of Asian vegetables you can't get in American grocery stores and at incredibly reasonable prices. Third, I love coming here on the weekend where I can come across people from all ethnicities making me feel like for a little while that there is diversity in Phoenix. The staff doesn't always speak English but that doesn't bother me. I love it here and I love browsing the aisles looking at food from all over the world: African, Brazilian, Indian, Korean, Japanese, Chinese and picking up items that I've never seen or tried before. Each shopping trip feels like a trip through the United Nation of Food. Love it, love it, love it!

Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A:
I could no longer resist this goofy, red and white striped, old-fashioned sandwich shop. When the craving for a good sandwich kicked in, I decided to give it a shot. As soon as you enter, you are assaulted visually with orange-red (well, I think that's what they are, underneath) walls, jam-packed with old signs, toys, and bumper stickers. Mind you, this is in a very small space. The tables are the old school laminate booths, decorated with some very 80's photos of teens. Lots of big hair! Trying to be somewhat calorie conscious, we ordered two "mini" 5" subs and some drinks. Each also came with a rather sweet potato salad or something similar. My chicken sub was pretty dry and boring, and served on an equally dry and flavorless white roll. The only flavor it had was the occasional pocket of black pepper. All in all, the food got a big *meh*. The decor was cool, but not worth eating the food. Oh, and if you decide to go, bring cash, rather than deal with their bizarre ATM system.