Definition: In this task, you are given Yelp reviews. The task is to classify a review as "POSITIVE" if the overall sentiment of the review is positive or as "NEGATIVE" if the overall sentiment of the review is negative.
Input: Hey, I remember these fixtures and these pastel paintings -- my mom decorated our home this way in 1992! Hello not-yet-retro, bleck!

Everything started off predictably well - the check in service was quick, and the staff was friendly. But all went downhill when the light of day hit my room.

No WiFi, and the wired in outlet was on the fritz. The room was not properly cleaned before my arrival. Sure, it was surface swept, but not well at all - the remains of a shopping spree's plastic price tags littered the floor between the beds, the toilet seat was wet, and there were strange black smears on two of the pillows and the outer comforter. Partner that up with a suspicious smell to the water, a shower fixture that could decapitate any royal and soaps that left me so dry I immediately peeled two layers of skin in an alligator like fashion and well... it's not tough to see why I wasn't impressed.

Salvageable moments: the cabana guy lent me an inner tube for free, but he also made me wait a few minutes while he helped people who came after me. Worth getting it for free, because a $10 inner tube rental for a pretty small and bland lazy river would have really made me feel ripped off. And from the tram station, the pool looks pretty - complete with a beach volleyball court!

For the deal I got, it was almost worth it. $50 a night plus the $15 a night hotel fees, of course. But I think next time I'll remember, you pay for what you get.
Output:
NEGATIVE