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Output: The ambiance was promising when we all arrived. It was suggested that the prime rib would be the best option so I ordered the 7 oz, medium (using their menu-rankings and descriptions as a guide), plus the usual sides. What I got was essentially steak tartar, with a millimeter-thick quick sear on the outside. On first bite I wasn't sure what I was eating, so I had a second. Then it became apparent that the middle of the steak was not only rare, it was completely raw .. basically refrigerator-cold to the tongue. So, steak sashimi not being what I wanted I waited for the server to return. This didn't happen so I got up and went searching through the restaurant, to no avail. I finally just stood in the middle of a busy intersection until one passed by, and explained the situation. He could not find our server either so agreed to take it back for 'reheating'. A few minutes later someone higher up came and apologized and said another would would be right up. The rest of our party continued to dine while I sat there with no dining whatsoever, no refills on water/drink etc. About 20 minutes later my food arrived (45 mins after ordering), and everyone else was most way through theirs. With wine glass completely empty, no service for refills forthcoming, I proceeded into steak #2 with just a glass of water. Steak #2 was marginally better, but in lieu of medium it was just well done on the outer ring and again, all-rare tartar in the middle. I gave up after a few bites, just surrendered the meal altogether and just went to a taco take-out on the way back to the hotel. I didn't do an exhaustive review of the check but it did not look like anything was comped, though the restaurant put in a $25 gift card for a future visit. This I regarded as a final insult, as I have no desire to return to this place and in lieu of making up for the bad meal and poor service, the only apparent apology is an invitation to come back and do it all over again. I hope others have a better experience.

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Output: STICK WITH THE PIZZA. I've had the pizza twice on separate occasions, and both times it was really good. Pizza is what this place is good at. Everything else? Not so much. We ordered today for a delivery to the Thomas & Mack Center, told the girl on the phone "Thomas & Mack Center", we get a call an hour later because the driver is on the other side of campus. Ok........ I ordered a pesto panini for $9.45. NO WAY a sandwich this small should cost this much and not be inside a casino. I asked if the sandwich at least came with fries, and I was told no. So, I decided to order fries as well. When we finally got our delivery, The delivery driver informed me that my panini came with potato chips, but since I didn't say which ones I wanted he just brought a random bag. What??? If the girl taking our order on the phone had told me that, I would have held off on ordering a $4.00 order of oil-soaked, unsalted, soggy fries that I didn't end up eating in the first place. Not cool man. My co-worker ordered mild chicken tenders and fries, she said her chicken was good, but the mild sauce was super bland. She didn't end up using too much of it. Her fries also were the same oil-soaked, unsalted soggy ones that I ordered. She also threw most of them away. We were pretty disappointed this time considering the pizza(chicken pesto) we ordered last time was REALLY good. Bottom line, their pizza is really good and worth the price. I recommend the chicken bacon ranch and the chicken pesto pizzas. Stay away from everything else.

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Output: Went here for the Easter egg hunt and hay ride on Saturday. This place was awful! The hay ride was supposed to start at 11AM. We got there at 10:30 just to be safe. We then had to fill out a waiver and each adult had to pay a tip to them of $5.00. They only had one hay ride truck for the over 100 people there! we had to wait outside in the hot sun for over an hour for the 1st peoples hay ride to finish. After the hay ride my kids and were supposed to then go to the Easter egg hunt. While getting off the hay ride, we witnessed the ranch worker dumping empty plastic eggs all the ground. We cam there for the candy and my kids were really let down. This was disappointing as it seemed like it would be a great family day if they got their act together.

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Two things are just awesome here, the omelettes and the german pancakes. I orginally tried this place at Green Valley Ranch but the wait there can be long. This location is off the strip and much quicker. I was fascinated by the german pancake concept, powdered sugar, lemon and berries, Wow unreal and delicious. The vegetarian omelette is so incredibly good with gouda cheese, I just get a side of bacon to go along with it. Their bacon is also very good. I have been to many different ones from the Los Angeles area to Fremont, CA. I like this location the best, not everyone has gouda cheese. No matter how strange it looks try the german pancake, its like a yolky crepe texture but so wonderful. I can't wait to be back in Vegas just for this breakfast!