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Output: I think TIM C sent me here to die when he recommended I eat here on my brief stop in Pittsburgh. I think I got some chest pain eating that sandwich---not the kind from love, the kind from MYOCARDIAL INFARCTION. Definitely a heavy sandwich. Heavy on the fries. Heavy on the thick WHITE bread (us health nuts like wheat/whole grain). I lost the tomato in all the slaw. Thumbs up for the slaw. It was not a pretty sandwich and you will definitely not look pretty eating it BUT---worth a try.

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Output: Food here is ehhh. But the prepackaged food also kinda irked me. I'd rather see the chef prepare it or set my plate after I order it. Out of all the things I tried (sampled: kale salad, chipotle taco, crab cakes, bought: mock chicken wraps, and zucchini wrapped hummus) I only enjoyed the chipotle taco. the items are really small for the price, and mainly just doesnt taste that good. Like your mock chicken and crab should taste something like the meat its pretending to be right? I just felt like a bird eating all those seeds.

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Output: Fastest Chipotle I've ever been to. Burrito could've used a bit more guac, but that's just me. Food was great as always and service was fast and efficient.

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Unfortunately I'm not a big fan of this place. The ambience and mood isn't as great as Kaba Curry. I had the chicken katsu with curry and the curry tasted water down.