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An example of an negative review: My husband and I stayed at Mandalay Bay for a recent trip to Vegas. We got a spa suite 750 for 3 nights. When we checked in and went up to our non-smoking room we found it WREAKED of smoke. We called down to the desk and asked to be switched rooms only to receive a shrewd "NO we have nothing available" No apologies, nothing. They offered to send up an air freshener. AN AIR FRESHENER? Really? Absolutely not. We asked to speak to a manager and got the most short, to the point, almost robotic answers from the most unhelpful and unapologetic manager I have ever come into contact with. We were told "you can either down grade or deal with it" um its Vegas there are plenty of rooms, upgrade us... "no way not a chance" after going back and forth with this lady she offered for us to switch rooms the next day but couldn't guarantee a non-smoking room.... THAT WAS THE WHOLE POINT. Then she said they could send someone up to "purify the air" but we would have to leave the room for an hour and a half. Grrrrrr..... so we obliged. I can't sleep in a smoke haze. No drink comps while we waited, no pro-rating our room for our time missed, still no apology. All this after an 11 hour drive there. I can tell you, I am one person that will not be spending money on a room at Mandalay Bay ever again! Terrible service, smelly hallways, no chairs at the pool, and the slowest elevators in Vegas.... lame. Stay somewhere else, don't spend your hard earned money here.

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An example of an negative review: The "cutters" at the cutting table where you get your material and ribbons cut up to purchase are slow as molasses! Makes you feel like you're in the post office. The wait is interminable and in the meantime with the long line adding up, the "cutters" move in slow motion and chit-chat like they have all the time in the world. Can they move any slower??? Then after you get your item cut to your specification, you have to stand in YET ANOTHER LINE at the front of the store to pay for your item. Once again, the cashiers move like thickened molasses. So what am I saying here? I'm saying that the service here is very, very terrible and sluggish. When you come here, be prepared to spend a lot of time waiting in long, slowly-moving lines. UGH!

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An example of an negative review: I went there with a $25 restaurant.com certificate. Good thing we checked with the server before we order, cuz apparently u can't use the certificate on all you can eat!! Makes sense for the business, but sucks for the people who thought they got a deal. Plus: -We ordered a couple of things, the dishes came out pretty fast, I think we only waited like 5 minutes before our first dish came out. -Nice waiter! Nice atmosphere! Not so plus: -Freshness of the fish is only okay, I grew up next to the ocean so I know my fish. The texture of the fish is overly soft, kinda mushy. But can't expect too much since we are in the desert. Overall, will I go back? Maybe only if I have another restaurant.com coupon.

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An example of an positive review: Man oh man, herbs and rye, you truly are a hidden gem. MORE PEOPLE SHOULD FREQUENT THIS PLACE because everything about this place is awesome. Why you must ask? -The bartenders are truly very nice and are easy to start a conversation. Especially Mike. -The food is spectacular. And it's a steal when you go there doing happy hour. I love their Truffle Mac n Cheese and their sweet potato tots. Yes, I said it. Sweet Potato Tots! I couldn't believe my eyes and my mouth either! And don't get me started on those HOLE-Y donuts! Sweet and delicious. I preferred the caramel sauce with it. -The ambiance was dark and sexy. Low lights, candlelights, modern-victorian decor, I love the ceiling. Please look up for me! Cause it's so damn preettty! -Their theme of the Prohibition is unique. Drinks all themed! Boo-yah! How creative can you get?