I have the worst sense of direction , IN THE WORLD . People never believe it 's that bad until they experience it firsthand . Most days since I ' ve been at my current job , I step out of the elevators at the ground floor and have to stop and think really hard about what direction to walk in to get to the door . Which is ten feet away .

Answer the following question: What in the world is wrong with me ?
I have to do calculus equations in my head just to figure out how to get to a door ten feet in front of me .