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Oh, this was one of the worst things I've seen on the Strip to date. As with others, I've missed the show on previous Vegas trips because of high winds. The show basically consists of very weak acting, a cheesy, pathetic script, and a laughable soundtrack. Scantily-clad women on one side, men ("pirates", fully-clothed for the most part) on the other, "singing" to each other for some reason I wasn't interested enough to discover. Unless your children have already been corrupted (why else would you bring them to Vegas?), don't bother bringing them to see this show. Better yet, skip it altogether - go watch the Fountains at the Bellagio or the Volcano at the Mirage.

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A).