input: Write a negative yelp review.
output: Very disappointed. Probably my fault for expecting too much. Bottom-line: They did not pay much attention to the details. They did not do a thorough job. When I pointed out minor details they did not offer to perform the job better, I had to vacuum the seats and floor myself. I told them I was not satisfied with the job they did on the dash and panel and all they said was sorry, but did not offer to redo the job. $50 doesn't go very far. If you want something done right, do it yourself. I purchased the $49.99 superior interior clean. Which includes: Scrub clean and condition dash, console, all door panels and door jams. Remove scuff marks, blow out vents. Water based conditioner and protectant applied. per website. The lady also told me this include full exterior wash include tires and rims, and full interior vacuuming. When they finished, I looked and the floor and seat were still very dirty. I asked the employee if they had vacuumed. She said yes, but they didn't do a good job. Then she got the vacuum out and did a few passes over the seat and carpet. She asked if that was good -- it wasn't. So I asked her if that was okay if I vacuumed. So I vacuumed the drivers side and the back seats. When I finished that side she asked if it was good. I asked if I could go around and vacuum the other side. She agreed. I should have looked in the trunk because when I got and and did, it looks like I wasn't the only one to forget to vacuum the trunk, that is my bad for not looking. I felt rushed and dumb to be the only customer vacuuming their own car. When I finished vacuuming, she asked if everything was good. I said I expected a better job on wiping down the dash, console, and panels. She said sorry and just stared at me. (I have to give her credit, she was very nice, just not proactive in correcting the problems.) Then she asked if everything was good and I just said good enough because I felt embarrassed to be so nit-picky. So I drove off a little frustrated I had spent $50. In their defense, they are probably pushed by management to work as quickly as possible and they are probably doing the best job they can in the least time to keep up with productivity. Overall, I am not upset or angry, just disappointed because I expected more for a $50 dollar "Super Interior Clean" Detail service.
input: Write a negative yelp review.
output: I was in Phoenix with my wife, we had just came out of the BassPro shop and we were starving. We looked around and looked on Yelp and just decided to go to Logan's. It was close and neither of us had ever eating there before so we decided to give it a try, going against our "never eat at chain restaurants" philosophy. There were good and bad points about the visit. We sat in the bar area. The service was very slow at first, but we were in there at lunch so I guess that can be somewhat expected. I will say that it did get better as our visit went on. We started with the queso dip. I thought that it was very good. Nice and warm and had great flavor. I had the wings, "Nashville Hot". The waitress said that they were not horribly hot, more of a sweet hot. She was 100% correct. They had good flavor but were very small. I tend to like the bigger wings. The house made blue cheese dressing was ok, very watery. My wife had the chicken strips. They seemed somewhat under-flavored and a couple of them had a terrible burnt after taste. Famous Dave's, right across the street is much better.
input: Write a positive yelp review.
output:
This was one of my first Cirque shows in Vegas. I've since seen them all, however Mystere is definitely one of my favorite of ALL the Cirque shows I've seen, and believe me when I tell you I've seen my fair share over the years. Not just in Vegas but also the ones that tour in LA, Santa Monica, and Orange County. I heart this particular program. The arena its shown in at Treasure Island is perfect. There is not a bad seat in the house. I sat in the premiere seating because I'm a seat snob like that, but I remember thinking that it was not really necessary. Shhhhh. Don't tell HIM is said that! I love the music, the giant snail, the funny comic skits, the amazing male acrobats (think they are brothers). Its worth it to see the show just to see their piece in this production. The strength and balance they demonstrate is pure power. These guys were featured on Oprah a few seasons ago too. Yes, O at the Bellagio is the Cirque du Soleil show everyone talks about, and it is incredible, but trust me Mystere is amazing! My very favorite Cirque show in Vegas is The Beatles LOVE! But I do adore the Beatles and that show totally rocks!! Least favorite Cirque show in Vegas: I sort of hated Zumanity. It was a little tacky for my taste, but to be fair, it just was not my type of humor! My sister LOVED it! If you are trying to pick between shows, Mystere is a winner! xo