Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Input: Consider Input: A store owner stands behind a display wall and discusses. Paintball players

Output: shoot an ball back and forth between two children in the gym.

Input: Consider Input: An officer opens the barricade and a construction worker steps forward. A helmeted worker

Output: examines the underside of a cyclone - cyclone.

Input: Consider Input: Driving, someone glances over at someone awkwardly. She
Output: approaches someone, who's on a desk.