TASK DEFINITION: Given a text, write a compressed version of it in a single sentence.
PROBLEM: More cheerful was the proverb A bonny bride is shun buskit [well dressed]; but the wedding of two very unattractive people was rather unkindly summed up as Hairy butter is good enyoch for siddy [coarse] bread!

SOLUTION: A bonny bride is shun buskit; but the wedding of two very unattractive people was rather unkindly summed up as Hairy butter is good enyoch for siddy bread!

PROBLEM: I hope you join our family of patients, loved ones and professionals. Your membership will keep you up to date on the newest advances in end-stage renal disease.

SOLUTION: I hope you join our family of professionals and loved ones. Your membership will let you know about our newest advances.

PROBLEM: U.S. law also prohibits contributions from any individual contractor or partnership doing business with the government, and requires a "best effort" to obtain the name, address, occupation, and employer of every individual contributing over $200.

SOLUTION:
U.S. law prohibits contributions from any individual contractor or partnership doing business with the government.