Instructions: You are given a review about a place. You need to provide a rating from "1 star" to "5 stars" for this place.
Input: I have no idea why everyone loves this stupid show so much.

I was in Vegas for a friend's birthday and her dad was kind enough to pay for everything we did (there were three of us). He bought us tickets to this show. Fifth row center. Great seats.

We'd all heard such great things and were really excited to see what all the hype was about. I'm still waiting to figure it out.

So there are three guys dressed in black and their heads are blue. Ok. And then they do stuff. Like throw marshmallows in one of their mouths. And then spit out the marshmallows. Ok. Then they hit things and the things make sounds. And if there is paint on those things they are hitting then the paint jumps up. Ok. Then they attach pipes together and hit those too. And they make sounds too. And then when they add more pipes the sounds change. Ok.

And I am not 100% sure but when I was watching them hit these pipes sometimes the sound seemed to happen right before or after the actual visible strike. So it looked to me like there was just some audio playing and they were doing the equivalent of lip syncing. Even if not the music wasn't anything great.

Then there's the big finale. Everyone loved it. I don't get it. The two girls I was there with hated it more than me because their hair got messed up. (That might have been the funniest part of the whole show).

None of us liked it and honestly thought it was a waste of our lives. But then again everyone else around us was raving about how awesome and hilarious it was. So maybe we all just missed the point. You might want to check it and see if you have a better time than we did. And if you happened to love the show please let me know what about it was awesome. I'm still open minded and curious to find out what people saw in it.
Output:
2 stars