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Output: Our first night in Vegas we got in late and really had no idea where to eat. Starving as we walked the strip we found our way into Toby Keith's I Love This Bar & Grill. The name of this place not withstanding, it didn't seem too bad atmosphere wise. Our waitress was nice and attentive, and my group of friends all seemed to dig the faux country atmosphere despite being from New Jersey and having no connection to the country at all. But yeah, the food, what this review is all about. Suffice to say I was not impressed. Looking at the menu I had a slight heart attack. All the options seemed to be highly unhealthy and likely to send you into a food coma after eating them. Ok, I understand that this isn't Trader Joe's and can deal with that if the food is good. I decided to pick what I figured to be the healthiest thing on the menu, the Chicken Caesar wrap. The rest of my group got Fried Bologna sandwiches and one pasta with Alfredo sauce. My Chicken Caesar wrap for lack of a better word, sucked. The wrap had very little chicken, and was mostly packed with lettuce (no tomato or onions). This may have been somewhat tolerable if the chicken and lettuce weren't drenched in a watery slop they call Caesar dressing. When I eat a wrap, I don't want it to leak. I was really disappointed and so disgusted by the dressing I barely ate it (and I'm not a remotely picky eater). Everyone else liked their dishes ok, but nobody polished off their plate or was really impressed. If you come to this place skip the food- go to Capriotti's earlier in the day and buy a sub to save for dinner. You'll save time, money, and yourself from a subpar meal.

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Output: This was terrible! Walking into the Excalibur late on Friday night the 19th of December. After a 5 1/2 hour drive i was ready to just get in and situated. A gentleman who I assumed worked for the casino ask my husband and I if we would like hotel vouchers. Of course thinking " stupid virgin newbies " they were there to help us. They gave us the oh get free tickets and money and so forth. I made the mistake of using the restroom while they spoke to my husband. I come back and he is filling out a form and saying we need to pay them $50.00. The girls who are selling us flat out said ..... just go listen to it, tell them no your not interested and you will be on your way. We checked in at 9:45 the next morning thinking its Vegas there is nothing to do in the morning. We took a shuttle with 6 other people to the Grand View hotel which is about 15-20 minutes away. You are sardine d into a waiting area with 50 + other poor sucker souls. Greeted by your sales person and are shown to coffee/juice and pastries. We spent about an hour or so watching a video and listening to their up-sale. After that they take you to another room and around the property. It was intriguing of course but at the same time I don't vacation every year. I am a working class gal who has to save a year or two for a long fun filled week of fun. So we get back to the sales floor and I finally told them that I wanted the bottom line and what is the cost.... At first only $29,999 with $3400 down today... are you freaking kidding me! Then we came down to $27,000 with $1400.00 down today..... I told the guy flat out regardless of how much I find this interesting there will be no money coming out of my pocket today. Its the week of CHRISTmas and you want me to give you cash or credit card at this very moment. Then the manager "closer" came over. Very aggressive man. Spoke in slang and was not very professional. I couldn't even understand him except he was still continuing to ask for $1400.00. Today! So he finally got the hint we weren't budging so he said they would go ahead and let us go.... Needless to say we had already been there for 3 1/2 hours. Our salesman was actually so rude in the end and said that he gets so fu$%$ing annoyed by people like us..... I couldn't believe it. We go downstairs to the power closers who work for corporate and have better deals of course. So then we got it down to $200 down and $103 per month for $5000 total.. Nope!!! Spoke with several people in the lobby waiting for our vouchers and everyone was given a different price. There was nothing across the board that was the same. We did however get our vouchers. 2 tickets to Carrot Top ( which was almost sold out when we went to go turn our vouchers into tickets, they only had 4 seats left that night) They did give us $25 voucher for the Excalibur buffet and didn't tell us the buffet was being renovated and then $20.00 cash. All in all this is very stressful and annoying to go through. If you can sit there and not allow high pressure sales people to get to you then by all means get some free shit. But because we were there for so long (5 hours in all) and all it did was raise by blood pressure. TIP: These guys bother you in the lobby all you have to do is give them " thumbs up" and they will leave you alone.

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Output: If you are looking for help with a mortgage, refinance, or help with an investment, I would strongly suggest talking to Dave Jackson with AFL. He is responsive to the needs of his clients, will answer all of your questions and help you to form a plan to meet your needs. Dave also cares deeply about community and understands the importance of taking action to improve the lives of others. I highly recommend him.

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I love Amber :) she's great. Salon is clean, trendy, and always on time. Everyone is really nice, prices are reasonable. It's in a relatively new building & they play fun music!