Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer: Stepping into the Victoria Bar is like stepping back into time - a traditional pub, mostly full of old men drinking pints and muttering in low voices about the football scores in the dark. The pub itself isnt bad, a standard pub decor and decent in size with the bar against the far wall as you enter - however, during my (very swift) pint, the staff were rude, and sounded throughly bored with serving anybody ever again. The Victoria Bar, does however, sell a large range of ales - possibly its only redeeming feature. Needless to say, this isnt my type of bar - i felt massivly out of place, and what was worse, I knew it just as well as all of the regulars.

Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer: This is the first time we've stayed here, and I'm sure it will be the last. The only reason I'm giving two stars is because the one bedroom suite was roomy and the self check in was awesome. Other than that, things weren't so great...valet parking was full, parking directions sucked, the Wi-Fi didn't work (even after calling the manager,) one window casing had no drywall, the window opened ALL the way (we had a four year old-kind of dangerous,) there was air in all the water lines, there was mold in the shower, the refrigerator rocked back and forth, and there were MANY other signs of wear and decline. Plus, the pool closes at 8PM...really? I'm sure that back in the day this was a really nice place, but now, it's a but run down and dated. I'm not sure how to post pics, but if I figure it out, I will. I was pretty disappointed and would suggest staying somewhere else.

Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer:
Heaven on earth. Their cornbread is so good it should be a sin. I wish I could buy it by the pound. And their fried banana pudding...the first time I ate it I heard sweet angels singing. Yaaas!