Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: The Palazzo/Venetian is supposed to be almost on par with the Wynn/Encore in Las Vegas. However, if you think they are even in the same category, you are sorely mistaken, my friend. It's ok, I made this mistake as well. I was tasked with planning a vacation for a group of friends, and we had a few poor people in the group, so I picked the Palazzo over the Encore because it was about $130 cheaper a night. When I opened the door to my room, there were stains on the headboard area of the bed. The marble separator between the bedroom and living area had stains that could not be washed out as well. The walls were scuffed somewhat badly. When we arrived, we did not receive our baggage for almost an hour. We realized that this was because they gave us a ticket and did not tell us that we had to call the front desk and tell them the number on the ticket before they'd bring it to our room. When we asked for a humidifier, they gave us a broken one. When we asked to get it fixed, the service man told us that they all were like that (implying that we didn't know how to use it). We left it on overnight, and the water level did not go down at all. The next day, they admitted it was broken and we got another one that worked. When we asked for champagne flutes, they did not have any. Only wine glasses -- and again, it took almost an hour to get them. We had to call twice to get them because we asked for 8 and they said we could only order 4 per room. We had to call them the second time to tell them that we had 2 rooms (which should have been obvious since they were both under the same name). Worst of all, the showers did not always have hot water. After a long and dirty night of nightclubbing, we came back to take cold or barely lukewarm showers. I imagine this is what Sheldon Adelson enjoys doing. I did this for 3 nights in a row. One of my friends enjoyed a rib eye at the Grand Lux in the Venetian. He had diarrhea attacks all day the next day and had chills as he was shivering on the toilet. I was deterred from using the toilet the next day, as he had laid uneven splatters of excrement on the back of the seat. I had to use the toilet in our other adjacent room. Lastly, the beds were beds for short people. If you are anywhere near 6ft tall, your feet will hang over the edges uncomfortably. I would recommend this hotel if you are a poor midget. Overall, I got the impression that Mr. Adelson had let his American properties wane in order to focus on the real moneymaking Asian properties -- something that I would believe Steve Wynn (Weinberg) would never do.
Q: negative

A: I did not like the food at all. Everything made me hack.
Problem: What would be an example of an positive (OPTIONS:
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Answer: Ive been coming here since they opened in 1994. Recent remodel helped the rooms immensely. They did a nice job on the bed. Very comfortable. Good selection of movies. No nasty smoke smell in the rooms, so the filtration must be pretty good. They have pretty decent insulation from the shinanigans going on in the other rooms. A few people next door were trying to copy The Hangover, but only heard them in the hallway. The casino was mostly nice, a little confusing layout. I love the pool area and outdoor lounge. Very relaxing.
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Output: There are not many choices in Miracle Mile so I have ended up here more often than I should. I always go in with high hopes but leave disappointed. Our waitress was very pleasant and service was a reasonable speed. It is just that the food is not very good - especially for the price. I had the grilled cheese. It comes on Hawaiian sweet bread - which I like - but there was a definite lack of cheese for the thickness of the bread. My husband had the hot dog which he said was "alright". As mentioned in another review, the french fries are good. It is just nothing special. If you find yourself at Miracle Mile, consider taking a 10-minute walk outside and finding someplace better to eat.
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output: sick...and not in the way my college roommate use to say "that's sick! " (meaning cool, awesome, sweet, wicked (variation of any of the previous). No this was just gross. After driving across town to two different malls to find a particular dress in my size, I worked up quite the appetite. Hey it's Friday- I'll go for some Americanized Asian...so I ordered the general Tso's with a maki roll ( not sushi- this is what they call their spring rolls), and noodles. My noodles were cold...like really cold. The portion was beyond stingy- normally with these kind of take-out restaurants I cannot finish my meal, but their were exactly 11 pieces of chicken 7 of which were teeny-tiny bits... The texture of both meat and noodles was very mushy and overall not so tasty. When I paid with debit the girl at the counter literally handed my receipt and said "sign-this" ...so much for service. I will say it was cheap and the spring roll was edible. I should have known better than to give into mall food cravings...not worth the calories. But hey on a positive note I did find my dress size at CP Mall!
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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- positive) review?

Answer:
Went here with yelper Evan T so this review might seem redundant, but seriously WTF? Yes, this place had been open for a mere week before we choose it as our dining destination, but if your gonna open up in Vegas, you better have your shit together. There are tons of casinos/hotels/restaurants doing things the right way, just copy and paste. JS failed to do that. Three hungry dudes and tapas should have been a perfect match right? Wrong. The food was extremely forgettable, with the worst item being the one recommended to us by our server, the overcooked lobster with canned pineapple skewer. As unmemorable as the food was, the service is not something I will forget. I am convinced we either never saw our waiter or he wasnt working that night, as the gentleman who we kept having to flag down was gracious enough to take our orders but had to keep reminding us that he was not our waiter. 20 minutes after being presented with dessert menus someone returned to ask us what we would like. "20 minutes ago we wanted dessert, now we just want the check." Perhaps this place will work out the kinks over time, but ill let you figure that out since plan never to return.