Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: Caveats: 1) People always nice on the phone. 2) Payments processed like typical low end credit card company, so certain amount of money games expected. 3) The problem with this company are its customer service protocols. Their online system gets hacked, account suspended, OK fine, not a bad idea. But the hoops to go through to reestablish, which I followed & seemed to have vanished from your premises, are so cumbersome I gave up & closed the account. Guys, if you're making money doing with your Godawful practices well then bully for you. Your rating here on Yelp is tanked, were you to do something about it you might earn a whole lot more... Best Wishes, Good Luck & Good Riddance....
Q: negative

A: Okay, first trip here but have been driving past and couldn't wait to try it- we were finally able to since we came in Sunday, as we have tried going there Mondays and they are closed (inconvenient). My house marg was decent, the chips ok, salsa was fair but the hotter of the two tasted like canned tomato paste with some spice added haphazardly. Unfortunately, the service was awful. Side plates and silverware and napkins are nice to have... Refilling iced teas, the waitress asked if my fellow patrons would like more ice, since it had been so long all the ice melted. The obvious answer is yes please more ice, this being *iced tea and all. The pollo fundido was too smothered and too soggy, the rice and beans were decent. My boyfriend's chimi didn't have much meat There was a mix up with our check which topped off the Poor Service Cherry and the waitress didn't seem too concerned or bothered by overcharging us by $20 when we brought it to her attention. Also, for being brand new I was surprised to find the bathroom smelled like sewage, come on, that's gross. With all the mexican food restaurants in the area, La Fonda falls short.
Problem: What would be an example of an positive (OPTIONS:
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Answer: Great store- nicely organized, always clean, and nice friendly staff (welcoming smiles and "Are you finding everything alright?" greetings). Convenient location- near Best Buy, Barnes & Noble, and Seafood City (the Blvd. Mall is just around the corner). Like I said, everything is in order, everything is relatively easy to find, and the clearance prices are cleared marked. The store is a good size store with ample space. The client base is surprisingly normal. There is a nice selection of cards, for birthdays- females or males- (left side) including a 99 cents section (left side section, not against the wall). There is a seasonal section in the front of the store (cute stuff). There is a nice selection of Yankee Candles. There are a variety of gifts. There is a Disney section of figurines. There is a gift wrap section on the far right side. There is also a section (back middle of the store) for custom made stationery. The clearance section is located in the back right side of the store. The circular cashier station is in the middle of the store. There's all kinds of candy gifts in the this section around the entire perimeter of the cashier station- kinda like what they do at grocery stores- nice marketing ploy. I prefer this one to the Meadows Mall's store since this one is larger. If you are a crown rewards member, you will earn points on every purchase. You will earn reward certificates periodically based on your purchases, depending on the level (silver, gold). Sometimes you will be given a chance to participate in a survey, (on the receipt) which will earn you a coupon for additional savings for a future visit.
Input: OPTIONS:
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Generate a negative review for a place
Output: Meh. This location's locality and convenience are the only factors holding me back from driving down to the Staple's on Shea. The newly-renovated interior makes things hard to find, the old layout was much easier. Oh, and all of the supplies they sell here are limited. I was looking for my favorite pen, (I'm OCD, I know) which is a general brand, and it wasn't here. Annoying. Staff are apathetic 75% of the time. The other 25% of the time they're loitering or following you to make sure you're not stealing things. Are you kidding me? Oh, and the asshole with the curly hair is well...an asshole. 'Nuff said.
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output: Bliss has definitely gone downhill. Save your money and drive a couple blocks down the street and go to The Candy Store. It has the same lower class strippers with stretch marks and jailhouse tattoos --- except they have boob jobs there. Bliss is attracting the wrong people with their talent there and hopefully management does something about it soon. *** UPDATE 09/2014 *** This review is from 4 years ago when I went to Bliss multiple times over a 12-month period and watched the place fall apart regarding service, talent, and overall enjoyability. Yet I have current dancers there sending me messages about how I am being rude to the dancers because of my comments. If you were there 4 years ago then you were probably part of the problem. If you are new then you are either part of a good transition or the same crappy talent from before... So stop messaging me. It's a strip club people... Nobody (male or female) walks in hoping to find overweight, ugly, toothless women to "entertain" them. We can get that walking through the residential Wal-Mart. Instead crowds come here to enjoy drinks, friends, and in all honestly... the scenery. So if you're mad about my review of the talent four years ago, then oh well. I haven't been back since and I hope the business is doing better than before. Enjoy Yelpers!!!
Problem: What would be an example of an positive (OPTIONS:
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Answer:
Friday night, fresh of a 4 hours drive, we stroll down on the Palms casino floor, trying to find something to do/ drink first and, since the advertisement of this show is pretty much on your face everywhere, ( and that he looks pretty cute on the photos too lol ) we figured we would go check it out after dinner. The Show starts late enough (10pm) so it gives you a chance to have dinner and a few drinks beforehand. Once purchased the tickets at the Pearl box office (no line on a Friday night ) you make a short line and wait for a douchey midget to sit you on one of the tables. The actual Gossy room, which is in the Lounge area as you walk in to the Palms, is a small place with a jazz-cabaret feeling, tables and booths on the side, open space with chairs in the middle, feels cramped but once this guy comes on stage his voice makes up for all that lack of space. This dude is very talented. The show itself is nothing extraordinary, few dancers, live band, decent lighting but this guy's energy on stage is enough for you to have a good time. Few drinks later, Show ends and you leave happy you decided to check this out. I'm happy the Palms people put out alternative shows to those non armani exchange wearer-loud-i can't hardly-walk-on-my-nine-west heels good folks who frequent the Palms nowadays..