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An example of an negative review: The grounds are beautiful and the patio areas are just beautiful! My complaint is with the Wigwam Bar. The food was probably one of the worst meals we've ever had. We dined there on Easter and perhaps it wasn't the regular or most talented staff due to the holiday, but service was not good and the food was barely acceptable. We all enjoyed a finely made cocktail and I believe each drink was $9 which is acceptable and comparable to other places. Our youngest daughter had a virgin strawberry daiquiri which was $6.75 and seemed a bit over-priced, but still acceptable. We all enjoyed the chips with salsa and quacamole which was good. I had the quesadilla which was okay. Somehow not as flavorful as I had imagined from the description, but decent. Another person had a shrimp and chorizo plate that they felt was okay. The problem was with my husband and daughter's burgers. They ordered them well-done, but they were quite pink throughout. My husband managed to eat approximately 75% of his although he reported that it really was not enjoyable. Our daughter took one bite and stated, "It tastes like a dirty diaper." Yes, we're all wondering HOW she knows what a dirty diaper tastes like. She didn't eat any more of the burger but did eat her fries. My water glass remained empty throughout the meal. When the waitress inquired as to how we enjoyed our meals, I did inform her that our daughter's hamburger was quite uncooked in the middle. She did offer to have it remade, but at this point we all were finished with our meals. I asked if she could remove it from the check and she did, including the fries that our daughter DID eat. I was grateful for that. I think we would go back for the happy hour which I believe was 5-7 daily and had certain drinks and food items for $5. I don't think I would pay full-price again for the food. Honestly, we've had better fast-food or quick-service meals, but, certainly the atmosphere at the beautiful Wigwam Resort can't be beat.

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An example of an positive review: I pretty much grew up in this church, as my grandmother used to be head secretary for the Basilica. It is indeed beautiful and one of a kind, too bad the new management that came in years ago are scumbags and now the church really changed, but remains a must in Montreal.

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An example of an positive review: I got married here Sunday 12/18/2011 And if you want an Elvis wedding this is the place to go! I researched and research and RESEARCHED every chapel that offered Elvis weddings and all of them there wasn't something right about it. I looked on YouTube and I found this place. And Brendan, the Elvis impersonator, totally sold me on it! He's also the owner of the chapel. He looked, talk, sound, moved just how I imagine Elvis really would and also he was very professional. Honestly the best impersonator I ever seen. So when I booked my wedding I made sure to request him and he didn't disappoint! He also walked me down the aisle while playing the guitar! It was pretty awesome!! The chapel is decorated like a typical cheesy chapel would but it was also very tasteful and modern. It looked nice. The staff was also very friendly, helpful, and very professional. The whole wedding lasted about 10 minutes and took pictures in about 5 minutes, honestly it was the best wedding ever! I would highly recommend this place for a Vegas wedding.

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An example of an negative review: I've been 3 times. Each time I got their "juicy Lucy" burger, which has the cheese mixed into the patty and is actually pretty good when cooked right. The first time, it was pretty good. The second time, it sat under the heat lamp for god-knows how long, resulting in a bun that could not be penetrated by mere teeth alone. The third time it was alright again. My issue is less with the food and more with the staff. I sit at the bar, and the only guy bartender I've seen is more interested in chatting up women than actually serving food and drinks. I also hate when a server acts pissed off when the food is served without a condiment that was requested upon ordering. The guy feigned an act of anger towards the kitchen staff because he was inattentive when I was ordering. The first time I had a good experience. The second time I had the previously-mentioned server that sucked and left my food under a heatlamp until it was basically ruined. The third time, the food turned out OK but I had to deal with the same server again. Will not be back.