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An example of an negative review: Yes, Guy featured it on Food Network. His poster, prominantly displayed at the entrance, reminds you of the eatery's 15 minutes of fame. And yes, guys love this place for some reason. I'm not a guy, and I don't love this place. The place is dirty. Literally. Look at the floors if you dare. On top of that, my meatless dinner was bland, and mostly lettuce. I couldn't get out of there quickly enough.

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An example of an negative review: Iceberg lettuce, really? Four squares of tomatoes. I got five kalamata olives and my companion got one. That's it. Saddest salad ever! Sandwich buns warmed in the oven passed as "fresh bread from the oven". At least the garlic knots were decent, although piled with way too much garlic. I used to love the marinara, but now it just tasted canned and doctored up with some oregano and garlic. The entrees were a little better.... Linguine and clams and fettucine carbonara. Although still not up to par with what used to be one of my favorite neighborhood spots. Service was friendly, albeit slow paced. Won't be going back any time soon :-(

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An example of an positive review: These guys are AMAZING to work with! The owner is a great business man that not only knows how to take care of his customer professionally, he is also very genuine, friendly and personable. He was willing to come by my work, pick up my car for an oil change, and send an employee to pick me up after work, so that it was all done when I got off work. It was that easy and convenient! I would recommend this place to absolutely anyone! You will get the most efficient, friendly, professional, and reasonable work done on your car from some awesome guys.

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An example of an positive review: Mahal kita! My Filipino heart is so happy with this place. My family and I celebrated Memorial Day by having brunch here. From what I saw, most of the items on the menu are your typical breakfast/brunch items: eggs, bacon, crepes, etc. I'm sure they're all cooked great BUT I really encourage you to get the menu items that make this restaurant unique! It seems that a very popular choice is Chicken Adobo Fried Rice Omelette. Yup, thats: fried rice lathered in chicken adobo sauce and chicken, wrapped in an egg omelette - making it look like a burrito. It is indeed very good, and that's an endorsement coming from a Pinoy. For those not too familiar with Filipino food, the rice/chicken part WILL be salty, so if you're not in to salty foods, this may not be for you. Despite being a big fan of that dish, my family members around me got it so I just picked off their plates. I myself got the Kalua Benedict with country potatoes. What makes the benedict special is its shredded pork. The pork is so tender and moist, its a unique substitution from what you typically have on benedicts. My dad and uncle both got the Loco Moco, and although I didn't get to taste it, they both gave their endorsements. We all ordered nutella crepes, and that plate is very large! We were able to split it among 6 peoples as a perfect dessert. What a gem! Mahal na mahal kita!