Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer: My first time visit they are awesome Great service amazing knowledge They did fix my iPhone 5 in 25 minutes I'm so thankful client for ever :)

Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer: First the good things about this place: the restaurant is very pretty. They're trying to be your local Irish pub, if you were in Ireland, but the colors are rich, the lighting pretty, and easy on the eyes, but not flashy at all. Seating was easy to get and the place wasn't crowded. And that's about it. Maybe it's because I had high expectations, but I was disappointed when I visited Nine Fine Irishmen. I just loved saying the name with an Irish brogue and I expected there to be people dancing a jig and entertainers reciting reels or something. We must have come at the wrong time, because that didn't happen. The marketing machine for this restaurant did an excellent job of selling this place, what with the "authentic Irish pub, dismantled piece by piece and reassembled at the spectacular New York New York casino" crap. I just kept thinking, "Who are the Nine Fine Irishmen?" I checked the website, which describes each of the irishmen and makes them out to be freedom fighters. I kept thinking, "Does that mean they're terrorists?" I was willing to forgive them if the food was good. It was subpar. I was hoping the shepherd pie would be hearty and intense with flavor. It was bland. My friend ordered the sausage pail, which is sausage served with whole mustard. It tasted like sausage with whole mustard. The beer made it go down well, but that doesn't change the fact that it was just sausage and mustard- nothing special. I was going to try dessert, but since we were so disappointed with our entrees, we didn't see the point.

Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer:
Eh...have you ever gone to a time share pitch just to get free show tickets? Well, then you have seen the GVH business model; lets get them in for their standard shots and "wellness exam" (by this, they mean, you pay us $45 and we will tell you about everything that could ever possibly go wrong with your dog, so buy our stuff!)...then, we ask questions about the dog and find ways to exploit your answers and offer you blood tests for this, medicine for that...its a huge sales gimic. Its bull. I do not believe I received one honest answer the whole time I was here, just answers that would create angst and justify them offering another test or shot. I do not recommend. Please let me know if you find a vet in Gilbert for us. Thanks!