Problem: Write a positive (OPTIONS:
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A: These bagels make me happy. This is the seven-step plan to best navigate the Fairmont bagel experience: 1) starve yourself in the morning 2) make sure you have cash 3) when you get to the counter, order a dozen of whatever just came out of the oven (hopefully sesame) for every 3 people. in your group. Also get a big tub of the french high-fat cream cheese, a package of smoked salmon (180-250 grams should do you about right) and a half-gallon of OJ. 4) after paying, take one bagel out of the bag and split it into three. Eat it plain immediately so you can minimize the oven-to-mouth time. 5) have a mini-mouthgasm. 6) get to the park asap and create a slicing-smearing-loxing assembly line. 7) devour and be happy. If visiting Montreal, return at the end of the trip to buy as many dozens as fit in your trunk.

Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: Okay food. What surprised me was my food came out in 4 minutes, meaning it was precooked. That's ok if I was in a hurry. If I am near here I will return. Good prices.

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Planet Hollywood, LV NV Where do I start? The decor in the room is unremarkable. The window was small with the coverings attached to the ceiling you feel like you are in a cave. If you are average height you need to stoop to see out. They seem to be pinching pennies on everything. For example, no trash can in the commode area, just the main bath and a dinky can in the sleeping area. Go to the Gym to flush out the poisons and it will cost you and your mate $50.00 each day. Internet access is around $14.00 per day. Local phone calls are over $20.00 for the 1st Minute!