input: Write a negative yelp review.
output: landlord who got rid of Furr's now wants me to patronize? No way! Boycott!
input: Write a positive yelp review.
output: Only 4 stars because there was lots of stuff broke in the rooms (for a triple diamond hotel and the price paid they need to get that fixed). I say "rooms" too because several people staying told me the same thing. Overall amazing experience though. Great staff, great conference area, great food and desserts. I really enjoyed the grounds too - it is hard to find a more amazing view. just flat out enjoyed my time here for the SMX Social Media conference.
input: Write a negative yelp review.
output:
I am very sad that I agreed to eat here. The food was barely palatable and my drink came out COMPLETELY wrong twice. Service was acceptable, but in the end we paid $40 for the pleasure of crappy food and a generally bad dining experience. Blegh.