Problem: Write a positive (OPTIONS:
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A: I give them the highest rating and i will explain why. You get treated as a person here. The married couple that owns this lightning lube do everything they can to help you get your car the best maintenance. They make sure to explain to you what they are doing to your vehicle and most importantly they give you peace of mind knowing that they took carevof every bit of preventive maintenance for a really affordable price. Great people. I will definitely be referring my friend and coworkers here.
Q: positive

A: Last time I went to Metro Pizza was a few years ago and didn't blow my skirt up. Coming from back east its hard finding decent pizza here. When you are used to a certain quality its hard to change. Its on par with eating fresh pasta every day and then suddenly only being able to eat Spaghetti O's. On this visit I really enjoyed myself though. I ignored prices (hard to do when they are so high) and went with the Olde New York pie. Really, really, really good. I ended up forcing myself to eat more than I should have because it tasted so good. Not really the NY style that I am used to but it was very good. The server was very nice and the place is clean and well kept. The only negative is the price. Ok so I let myself go this time and put out the $23 and change for a large pie. Will I do it again? Probably not. If I had money to blow I would eat there all the time, so for you rich kids out there go for it! Although I may go back to try the Mac & Cheese as Matt C seems to love it.
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer: Our adventures began a year and a half ago on our first date at none other than, drum roll please: Sports Station! (for my Frenchies: La Station des Sports) I know, I know, so classy you could just die LOL! Well The Beard was new to MTL and had never been there and we wanted something low key, thus we ventured into the vat of beer. We sat down to watch a UFC fight and I convinced The Beard to order a 4L of Keith's Blond. "4L of Beer" he proclaimed and his eyes lit up with delight. Uh Oh! I had unleashed a monster. Never have I seen someone get so excited about draft beer. After several visits to SS, I started to look back at everything that we've eaten and drank. The beer, although probably the cheapest you'll find in the city, is expired tasting and gives me a headache. I could never understand why I could drink mounds and mounds and never be "that drunk" but 2 pints anywhere else and I'm falling on the floor?! It's watered down, but you're getting what you pay for. The food if decent, low cost pub food. I actually really like the steak poutine and The Beard likes the Station Special, an array of appetizers. If you're gonna be downing that much beer you better line your stomach with some grub first and SS does the trick for that. Beware of sitting at a table with a beer tap. Although it seems like it's a good deal, something is fishy about it and we always seem to be paying more than we thought we drank. You can ask to see the "book" to see exactly what amount you did drink, but take my advice and just order pitchers. They make a pretty good bloody ceaser and for only about 4$ you really can't go wrong. We also like to knock back a few Jagger bombs, when the night get's going hard. Decently priced and they give you a real ounce. I used to want to go because I had fun with the staff, but lately they have changed things up and the new staff isn't as great. All in all the appeal has gone down. Maybe it's the fact that I no longer want to get Sh*t faced and face a hangover the next day just for a cheaper bar tab, but I think with all the cool places in MTL, you can save your pennies a couple of days and head somewhere better!
Input: OPTIONS:
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Generate a positive review for a place
Output: I was in Vegas on a Tuesday and Wednesday night, when a lot of other clubs are closed. My friend and I were really worried that nothing was going to be happening, and we really wanted to have a good time. We ended up getting on the list at LAVO on Tuesday night, and we had such a good time that we decided to go back on Wednesday! The club is small, but not in a bad way. Because there are not as many people out in Vegas on Tuesday and Wednesday nights, it was perfect to be in a small club because it still felt full. There was plenty of room for us to dance, but not so much that we felt weird. Both nights we met some great guys who allowed us to join them at their tables. That meant that we didn't have to buy ourselves drinks, so I'm not sure how prices compare to some of the other clubs. Overall, we had so much fun. We thought things were going to be pretty dead in the middle of the week, but we learned that what they say is true: Las Vegas is the city that never sleeps!
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output: Oh man, they closed this place? So sad, I saw so many cool bands here -- Goldfinger, 2 Skinnee J's. : (
Q: negative

A:
I'm a major craft beer drinker. The beer here was totally awful. The Irish Red had no malty flavor -- it was dry and empty. The IPA was soapy. The English Browne had no head and was flat. The Scottish Red tasted stale. When it comes to the aroma, mouth, taste, and color, they only passed the color tests, which makes me wonder what was added to the beer. We had the calamari, which wasn't to our taste, but it might be fine for others. The style is like large breadsticks rather than rings. Just not our style. I hope this place gets better as Gilbert really needs a place like this. Wanted to give 'em two stars but couldn't justify it. [Our waitress was emotionless and didn't care that my English Browne was flat.]