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Output: Food court pizza, it is what it is. In this case, a very light and too fluffy crust that is 3/4 of an inch thick. The mushroom & spinach was probably the best choice. But it's a food court, so choices are limited.

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Output: Never going here again. I want my money back. Let me preface this with my hair style: Length: about 6 inches past my shoulders Color: Blonde Type: Dry, Fine (but a lot of hair, still!) I sit down with my citrus infused water and a lemon cookie and my stylist (whose name I can't remember for the life of me) asks me what I want. I say I want my hair to be big and super curly. I asked if that was possible. She said anything was possible, she's from Jersey. She washes my hair along side my two best friends. We are listening to Sweet Caroline and personally, I love that song. My hairdresser did not, and she made a point to tell us that she hated the song every thirty seconds. Mind her bad attitude, I was entranced by the scalp massage. We got back to the chair and I noticed that everyone was talking to their hairdressers. I figured I would attempt a conversation with my Jersey girl. This next part is what made me give a 1 star review and an angry tweet: Me: How is your day? Hair Dresser: Don't ask me that. Don't ask anyone here that. Me: Oh. I wish I could have bolded that section. She then goes on to tell me that she just quit smoking. Great. After blow drying my hair she started curling it. Personally, I curl my hair all the time and it's extremely easy to curl! It will hold shape for two days. Unfortunately, she couldn't get the curl to hold and then realized it wasn't plugged in. So she re-brushed and hair sprayed my hair. She curled it again with another, smaller, iron. It looked ok, not great, and definitely not $50 worth, but fine. Then she is adjusting it and says, "I have to re-do this." She brushed out ALL of my hair and re-started. I don't know about you, but my hair doesn't work that way. I knew it was ruined. She finishes, stating, "I didn't care if you liked it before, I had to redo it because I didn't like it." HA! Last time I checked, it is the customer's hair, not yours. Within THIRTY minutes my hair was flat, I was on my way to an engagement party so I couldn't fix it, and it was straight the entire night. It literally looked like I hadn't washed it in two days. I was so mad. I still want my money back. I was told by the owner's twitter that I was going to be contacted and I still have yet to hear anything.

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Output: This dog park is for the locals only. No shade during the day. Busted sprinkler heads make huge mud pits so you can look forward to giving your dog a bath when you get home. If you want to see photos of this park and look for some much better parks in the area go to dogparkriot.com.

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i REALLY wanted to like this show. I've been watching Holly since her girls next door days and was excited to see what her life had become in Vegas.. The show isn't actually all bad... it has it's funny moments.. however few there may be... but overall it's borderline cheesy. Yes, the girls are topless but it's all cheesy [yes, i said it again] remakes of common songs with average choreography. And "starring Holly Madison" is false advertisement. Yeah she's there... she's suppose to be a main character.. but she doesn't really do too much.. I don't regret going, especially since we got discounted tickets off of travelzoo, but I don't think I would recommend it.