Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: Buffet snobs can boo and hiss all they like, I don't' care; I like buffets and that's that! Unless it happens to be pretty crappy - like this one. Holy moses - what a difference a mere six months make. Less than a year ago this buffet would have been rated 4 stars - now it's barely worth half of that. Presentation absolutely sucks. You serve yourself out of these crazy saucepans that are all the rage now, you know, the kind grandma used to have - except the cooking is nowhere near as good. The whole thing is clumsy and impractical - you have to keep lifting lids- placing them on the side, taking the food, replacing the lid back again and rinse and repeat over and over. It's annoying, it's inconvenient and a great way to make sure you are so frustrated you just bypass those damned pots altogether. Perhaps this is a sneaky trick to make us eat less - that must be it - they're looking out for our health! There are lots of different stations but none really wow - it's like they've tried to specialize in every kind of cuisine out there without really nailing a single one. There are the Mediterranean and Italian sections serving the usual suspects, all average quality - nothing that truly stands out, there is Indian food which turned out to be just okay too, an Asian section, where other than noodles, not much else is worth noting, a carving station which is actually pretty good but when we asked for the cuts to be heated on the grill for a few seconds they said they couldn't because the chef had asked for the grill to be turned off - ONE HOUR BEFORE closing time! Ridiculous. In fact, while we were in the line waiting to get in, again more than an hour before closing time, someone from the kitchen actually came over and right in front of all the waiting guests, asked the hostess if they should replenish the food! Clearly the level of professionalism at this place knows no bounds. For an establishment to charge so much per person and then do such a half-assed job is really disappointing. If you do fancy a buffet in the city center area, your money is better spent at the Cosmopolitan. Two stars on the strength of the dessert and ice cream options which were admittedly great, otherwise thoroughly unimpressive. Okay, rant over.
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A: One star for the unpleasant experience I have had at this store. I was treated very poorly by a particular gentleman with an unjustified ego who was working the counter. He dismissed my honest inquiry in a very rude and unprofessional manner. It seems as though he would only care to cater to the experienced musicians who enter his shop. It's a shame he could not assist me with some grace and respect. Because of him, I do not care to return to see if any other staff members are any more helpful. I will not be returning here for ANY musical needs.
Problem: What would be an example of an positive (OPTIONS:
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Answer: Tried this for Sunday brunch and wow, am I glad I did! It was terrific. Great little place with a nice comfortable atmosphere. Food was creative, fresh and quite tasty. I had several possible choices that made my mouth water but ended up selecting the Eggs Benedict with rosemary Parma ham with a chive hollandaise sauce. It was so good!! Eggs cooked perfectly, the sauce was filled with fresh chive flavor and was a fabulous accompaniment. My wife ordered the green curry mussels and the bowl was a rich bath of spicy broth and a generous serving of delightful mussels. I consider myself a mussels expert and order them whenever I get a chance and was SO happy to sample hers. Repeatedly! They were among the best I've ever had. The sauce was a delightful blend of curry spice with the distinct flavors of cilantro and basil. Yum. I wanted to stick my face in that bowl and lick it clean. Instead, we asked for extra bread and did it in a more civilized manner! But wow, was it ever good. The vegetable fritatta was really good and the baked eggs Diablo hit nearly every possible note you'd want in a breakfast entree - marinara, banana peppers, capers, and olives. I mean, what could be bad about that? It was super tasty. And oh yeah, those Bruge frites? Awesome. And yes, they ARE suitable for breakfast! I'll be back!
Input: OPTIONS:
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Generate a negative review for a place
Output: Decent sushi served in a sad, small atmosphere. Food is served in these old and dirty looking plates. Not so appetizing when plated with raw fish and seaweed. Since Cafe Mitz shutdown and has been replaced by the repulsive Teriyaki Time, it's the only place within reasonable walking distance that serves sushi. They offer student specials if you buy more than two roles from their chosen list. A bit cheaper than a lot of places, but when you're done eating, you ask yourself, "Did I really spend more than $8 on these two roles?". Yes, you did, then you proceed to slump to your next class still hungry. UNLV is in desperate need of an excellent sushi spot, there's a lot of potential here. Sadly, Sushi Boy Desu can't deliver.
input: Write a negative yelp review (OPTIONS:
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output: This is probably even a one star because there is very little I liked about the food. I've been to most of the buffets on the strip and this was one of the worst. The quality of food is poor. We only ended up going here because it was complimentary with our hotel stay. My suggestion for people reading this is to go to Caesar's. Far better... The food just wasn't very good. I did like the pizza and it was fresh. Everything else just wasn't to my taste or to anyone else in our groups liking. I wouldn't pay to eat here, seriously not worth eat.
Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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- positive) yelp review.
A:
We've been coming here for the last 10 years and our last 2 visits have left me disappointed. Our trip here last year really sticks out in my memory because when we got to the room the toilet had a HAIR on it (actually I think it was 2), and I'm not talking about a hair from your head! It was extremely disgusting and I called housekeeping right away. Just shows that they're not cleaning and sanitizing the toilet seat after every guest checks out of that room, which leads me to think well whatelse may they be slacking on? Sheets!! I don't even wanna think about it! So this years trip, forgetting all about the HAIR incident, I decide to book us a room here again, being that it is the most reasonably priced decent casino on the main area of the strip. We check in, I had a non smoking room with a king sized bed reserved, and they tell me they have no king sized beds available, it's only about 6:30pm, how could they possibly be out already? WHATEVER, we took the room anyway and check out our 2 queen sized beds, so my hubby and I each get our own bed, okay I'm over it now. I go in the bathroom, no hair on the seat, but the floor is visibly dirty, gotta give it up for their immaculate housecleaning staff again! 2nd year in a row! Needless to say, I doubt we'll be returning to stay at the Monte Carlo again! EVER! BTW - when you take a shower, you'll pretty much be standing in a pool of your own dirty water, the drains always seem to be clogged and don't drain fast enough.