input: Write a negative yelp review.
output: Service is horrible ! Simple as that I felt like regulars and member of the same race was being favored I waited 15 mins for the table which doesn't bother me at all ! If your busy that's fine I sat down and waited for 10 mins no water or anything was brought to me ... 20 mins passed I flagged down a busser and informed him I was ready to order can he notify my sever 30 mins passed And nothing I told my wife to just wait a lil longer and nothin After 35 mins they can we ordered and I waited for my 23 mins for my food it arrived I ate and had to wait another 24 mins for my check ...
input: Write a positive yelp review.
output: Imperial palace is the Wynn of my heart. It will be sorely missed. The gaudiness of the front entrance makes me feel like I am entering a time machine; it feels like the elegance and luxury of yesteryear. I think people forget that. That at some point, hotels like IP were a standard unmatched. I do not contend that it used to be the best of the best but it still feels laced with a retro Vegas aura. I love that old Vegas feel. I embrace it. It makes my day. Every time I walk into IP, I feel awed. I feel like I have arrived. I feel....at home. I'm a more seasoned/advanced (read: old) woman at heart. The mirrors, the plastic shingle chandeliers, the big neon sign on top, the short steps to get in, it makes me feel like a star. No amount of low-endness or diveyness takes that element away. It's classy, bright, brilliant. Magic. It's just seen the changes of age. But whenever I look at it, I still see a gem. I look at Imperial Palace the way an older husband looks at his old lady with the same admiring eyes that he did when they were younger. She is still a beauty. I love the rooms. The white and beige decor is simple, bright, and comforting. The beds are not the comfyest but they sure do their job. The hotel is not the cleanest but if you go in knowing that, you won't get your feelings hurt. Protect yourself. Other than that, it's a super duper fun casino. With a most majestic, gorgeous, old-school show theatre. Don't eat the food--protect yourself. Long, ridiculous check-in--bring something to read. Middle of the strip action. Cheap as a whore. Nice, little chair massages $1 for 3 minutes scattered throughout the hotel...I call it my cheap spa. Great dealertainers that make the atmosphere feel constantly energetic. Enjoyed playing craps and slots here. The shows are good. And Rockhouse is nice to roll out of bed and visit for a cool night out. Splendid.
input: Write a negative yelp review.
output:
I went on a Friday around 7:30 p.m. I waited 38 minutes in line. Yes, I timed it. When we finally got in, my husband and I went to White Castle. Imagine our disappointment seeing some guy standing in line wearing a cardboard sign saying he was the last customer. WTF? It was only 8 something p.m.!? Did they not know a huge crowd was coming and you run out?!!? So we went to Seoul Sausage and waited another ~45 minutes to an hour for our order. ARGH! The SS guys are super nice and friendly, The deep fried kimchi fried rice and the deep fried Japanese beefy curry balls were delicious. I wasn't impressed with the kalbi sausage sandwich. I wouldn't order it again. The texture is weird for me and I was expecting more from this sandwich. We had somewhere to go that night and I've had enough with the damn lines. Walking around, there were long lines everywhere so we left. Huge disappointment! So I went back early the next day. I really wanted the WC burgers. I haven't had them for ten years. I got there 30 minutes before the gates opened. I was determined to get the burgers! In the line, it was getting nasty out there. People were cutting in line and the people already in line were getting upset which I don't blame them for getting mad. What is so freaking hard to get behind in a line when there's an obvious long line? Are you that stupid or you feel entitled to cut in line? I witnessed people being mean and nasty to each other. This one lady was being bossy and yelling at the newcomers to get in the back of the line. Then another guy told her enough and to shut her mouth and she was going to get in a fight. I heard others in line yelling at this one guy who felt entitled to go in front of the line. There were some other interesting characters at this festival. A chubby, bratty kid and her white trash mom and their friends or relatives (couldn't tell their relationship but they were obviously together in a group) were getting annoying and mean allowing their kid to be unnecessarily mean to the poor employee working there pestering her to open the gates several times when it was told to them they open at noon. I was waiting for a fight to happen. Even though I was getting irritated at people's behavior, I have to admit it was pretty entertaining to see these idiots acting like animals. There should have been security doing line control. If this is how it's going to be next year, forget this event. Whoever threw this event, you're charging $10 per person and you can't hire several security guards to do line control? How cheap and unprofessional! Get a clue. I'm not alone in this sentiment and a lot of people share the same view as me. Anyway, the most important thing is I finally got my White Castle. Woot Woot!