Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer: Let's start with what I liked: the view, and the free beer from the Yelp check in. I wish I had more, but I don't. The restaurant was small, bland and felt like my grandma's basement. My free beer was their citrus beer. They had a very limited selection of draft, so I tried something new. Big mistake. It tasted like they squeezed a lemon into a glass of PBR. It was the first time I ever watered down my own beer to finish it. Food was decent, but over priced and over fancy. The B3 Burger was decent, but at $17 (oh, you want fries with that? $3 more please for about a cup of fries.) it wasn't worth it. The rest of the party seemed to enjoy their food though. Service was terrible. Except the guy filling waters and cleaning plates. He was on point, and was the only saving grace. I had to order my beer twice. We had to ask for ketchup twice. Even then, the ketchup came after we all but finished our burgers and fries. Bottom line: if you want a drink with a view, this is your place. If you want to eat good food, go elsewhere.

Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer: 4 star review for Friday nights @ Jackrabbit. I had never been to Jackrabbit before so I can't speak for how it used to be, but Friday nights are very nice. The crowd is a sophisticated mix of urban professionals and the music is hip hop/r & b. The cover is an affordable $10 and they have 2 bars. The atmosphere reminded me of lounges in Chicago which being a Chicago native was right up my alley. If the thought of spending another Friday night @ Myst avoiding the hood crowd, please make your way to Jackrabbit as you won't be disappointed.

Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer:
They lost stars due to allowing grown men use the "FAMILY" dressing rooms to change and shower KNOWING that it's reserved for people with children under 17. What does THAT tell you!