Sentiment analysis: Have you ever noticed how stupid people look when they dance to Irish music? Do you ever imagine that starting the night with shots of Irish whiskey will end with you placing drunken bets at the Indian casino while your boyfriend pukes in the bathroom? Do you ever find yourself in a deserted parking lot in North Scottsdale asking strangers if there are any establishments nearby that actually have customers? Do you ever sit on the patio and have men blow cigar smoke in your hair, thus tainting you for the rest of the night? Do you ever have a guy try to hit on you when the music is too loud to actually talk? So, you just end up yelling at each other and shaking your head as if you actually understood a word they said. Then, you motion that you are going outside and he decides to dance rape the poor girl who stayed behind. Needless to say, I'm skeptical about going back.

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Sentiment analysis: I had an appointment that was made 2 months in advance and when I turned up they told me that the person I had the appointment with quit 6 weeks ago and they didn't have anyone available to take me. They made no attempt to reschedule me with someone else or call me to cancel. To make things worse, the battleax at the front desk had such an attitude. Here's a tip, when you are in the beauty salon business, staff the front desk with someone who looks like they have actually BEEN to a salon. Not with rude women that have hairdos from 20 years ago. Will never go back.

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Sentiment analysis: I was left in a pickle when I left the light on inside my car overnight (silly me). The car wouldn't star, and I knew it was the battery due to the light draining it. I got my car jumped, and headed over to AutoZone. I was helped immediately. The gentleman who helped me (didn't catch his name) was phenomenal! He tested my battery and advised that it was dead and couldn't be recharged. Boo. I bought a new battery and added the 5 year warranty and a few other little things to stop corrosion near the battery. He gave me a discount, which was awesome! We then went outside and I watched him remove the battery (he made it look easy compared to the two hours I spent just trying to get one of the connecters off) and install the new one. He explained battery basics to me and how to keep make it last longer. All in all, AutoZone is more like AutoHeaven to a car-illiterate person like me. Thanks AutoZone!

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