input: Write a positive yelp review.
output: Dear God, Thank you for letting La Bamba be a thing. I don't know how many times I've needed a super burrito with steak to kill a nasty post football game or Dells hangover. Thank you for allowing the staff to be kind enough not to judge my friends and I today for being so sunburned we couldn't move. Thank you for letting them serve the best hot sauce on earth. Thank you for somehow rigging things so I had to stay at the shitty Best Western across the street for a week while working in Madison. I don't hold the 10 pounds I gained eating here every night against you. Good luck with heaven and stuff, Kyle K P.S. If you are as cool as Billy Graham says you are you'll let a La Bamba open in Milwaukee. If you do I just might stop making the spaghetti monster joke about you.
input: Write a negative yelp review.
output: The valet guys were absolutely awesome. They were the best part of my stay at this hotel. The grounds were okay - NOT 5 star quality. The decor in the rooms seemed old, and the color scheme was dated. Although most of the staff was friendly, we did have a pretty bad encounter with the pool manager. My husband and I had bought a bag of popcorn at the grocery store and were snacking on it poolside. The pool manager came up to us and informed us that outside food is not allowed in the pool area. She told us that we needed to put our food away. She then left without even offering the opportunity to order some Fairmont approved food. It was really strange and off-putting. We had been sitting by the pool for over an hour and not a single person from the wait staff had come up to us to take our drink/food orders. Also, it seems a bit ridiculous that we can't eat our own bagged popcorn. It's not like we were chowing down on a big meal and making a mess. It made the resort seem elitist. I definitely won't be staying here again. I've stayed at the Hyatt Regency Scottsdale before and would definitely recommend that hotel over the Fairmont Scottsdale Princess.
input: Write a positive yelp review.
output:
Note: we only get these sandwiches while catering food, so I'm not sure how the sit-down service is. But honestly, when feeding 40 hungry auditors, this place is great. The original, the club, the roast beef, and etc are staples to our diet. And leftovers are no problem, since the sandwiches are pretty shelf-stable and are good the next day. The bread isn't soggy and nasty, as you would expect. We will definitely be ordering once a week again this year...