Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A: We decided to try JJANGA instead of going to our usual AYCE sushi spot, goyemon, because of the 5-star reviews on yelp. Food was descent. Customer service is terrible. When we first got there, we were greeted by (who we think is) the manager. Our initial food and drink orders were taken and came very promptly. Our waiter was distracted as every time I looked up at him taking our order, he was zoned out looking elsewhere. After our food came, no one came to check on us. Just bussers clearing the table. We saw more of them than our actual server. When we finally flagged someone down to order, he notified us that there was no uni. Imagine how much this angered me after already waiting about 20 minutes with no service. By this point we just asked for the check and the quickest thing they did all night was grab my credit card off the table. I work in the service industry and understand that sometimes there are circumstances beyond your control that affect your quality of service. However, the restaurant was not busy and I couldn't find any other excuse. Go to goyemon instead.

Problem: Write a positive yelp review.
A: Oh, those pepperoni rolls!!! I've had nothing but good experiences with Vocelli since moving here this past May - in fact, this was the first place we ordered from, since it was so late by the time we got here that it was the only place open. The online ordering system they have is slick and user-friendly, there are always coupons, and the food has always been hot and delicious on arrival. I'm holding back from giving it 5 stars because the only things that really wow me (and boy, do they wow me) are the pepperoni rolls and the breadsticks. The small pizzas are a great size for two, the "Neapolitan" crust (kind of like a thinner, round Sicilian) is inventive and delicious, and the boneless wings are reliably good (if unimaginative). The cheese sticks aren't really worth it, the "chicken tenders 'taliano" were a little greasy, and the hoagies weren't anything to write home about. Go with the classics, and ask for extra sauce! (The fiance weighs in: The regular wings are good, the chicken tenders 'taliano are fine, the pizza is REALLY great!, and the sandwiches and boneless wings are underwhelming. "And the cheese sticks, cheese bread, whatever the **** they call it, is NOT worth trying.")

Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A:
Fast food must not be fast anymore...? After a 15 minute drive through wait, I drove up, smiled and said hello. I received a curt glance and a price for my food. I said thank you when I received my food, and the chick turned around and walked away. Thanks for reminding me why I haven't gone to McDonald's in years.