Problem: I really should be hard at work right now considering my boss ' 2 month vacation ended this week and she is finally back , nagging me with her olden ways once a - gain . But after all of the fun entries I caught up with just now I figured it was too late anyway . Last weekend at home only more completely solidified in my mind how horrible this next 30 days is going to be . All I want to do is be able to not feel weird about drinking anymore . IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASKLighter note , I am almost embarrassingly happy .

Why has the narrator 's mood at work suddenly gone down ?

A: Their least favorite supervisor is back .

Problem: I think we carved 6 or 7 last year . I do n't think we 'll go to that extreme this year but we 'll see . At least we got a few really good photos .

Why is the narrator only going to carve a few this year ?

A: It took a lot of time to carve 7 pumpkins .

Problem: Happy day everyone ! I hope you had a great day without any mishaps . I almost was going to tell my boss I was quitting as a April fools joke , but my co - worker Ruth and I decided that would be too mean because we ' ve had some major changes recently at work . I told my boss and she said she would have probably cried .

Why would the narrator say she is quitting ?

A:
She is doing it as a prank .