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Output: I'm not sure if this is a coincidence or not-I used a groupon coupon for an oil change. About 1-2 weeks after the oil change, my service light went on. I had someone else fix the problem. My father wanted an oil change and so I told him to get it done at Auto Tech and bought a groupon and about 1-2 weeks later, his service light also went on. I still have one groupon oil change left and but I'm too scared to go back.

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Output: This place was ok. It's really pretty inside and it has tanks of goldfish (not for consumption, as it says on the sign). The only reason I give it two stars is that it's really overpriced for what you get and the service isn't great. They are kind of running around like their under staffed, but it wasn't super busy. I ordered a fried rice without looking at the price... $16.99! WTF. It was like half the portion of what you can get anywhere else. Confused... The portions are just small. The food itself is pretty good and the thai iced tea is really delicious, made fresh. I'll come back to get a thai tea to go. =)

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Output: While I did find faults with The Mirage, overall, it gets a solid 4 stars. I spent 5 days here for a conference. I ate, walked and drank here here's a brief breakdown: -The Room: for the price, you're getting a decent room. Stocked mini bar, robes, above average decor, flat screen, iPod dock alarm clock, rockstar bathroom. Lovely view of the parking lot. -Eats: In the hotel, your options for sit-down are several. Stack, Japonis, Samba, Carnegie, CPK and more. Up side, just about everything is great. Down side is, your options for take away or lighter fare (in price and quantity) are very slim. For example, while working all weekend, we wanted to grab something to take back into the convention and the simplest thing we could get was $16 sandwiches from the Carnegie. Don't get me wrong, I love them, but if I was here on a vacation with someone and planned on staying in the hotel, even lunch is an ordeal. Be prepared. Drinks: There's at least one big cup frozen drink shack. The burger joint makes boozey milkshakes. Revolution Lounge will drain your wallet to look at girls dolled up in 60's garb. King Ink is good as a lounge area but when they flip the switch to the full on nightclub, I need to evacuate. Overall: not bad. Everyone we encountered hat worked at the hotel was awesome. Even though it's on the higher end of the scale, you are not looked down on like in some hotels, no matter what you look like. So, overall, really good and I liked it. Im not saying they should put a food court in here or anything, but maybe something just a little more accessible in terms of snacking would be good..

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Good. Busy. Flavorful. BYOB. All things my step dad would say about his game room. This place has delightful ingredients and wonderful taste... From farm to fork. Could it be easier? I don't know. I never got my GED. I went and was not disappointed being told this place had amazing food, and best of all I could get my eggs like my undercarriage. Drippy. E2 has redonk fresh ingredients like Rosemary and Shallots. You can get anything you want here unless you want wild boar, zebra, or a threesome with a hot Mennonite named Steve. Then sorry folks, you gotta take the Amtrak to Lancaster. The service is great but the food is the major highlight. I have tried everything on the menu twice except brunch's Tony's bag of D's. Cuz fool me once. Everything here is solid and very few things are trendy. If you want an entire menu of gluten free items and a bisexual server with clip on bangs LET ME KNOW cuz the Olive Garden fired Brenda. PROS: Best coffee in Pittsburgh. Seriously. It is the best black thing I have had inside me if I don't count the years between 2003-2008. The seats are higher up then Outback Steakhouse. This is awesome because most booth seating tickles my C-section scar and tends to rub up against the table. Cons: Brunch is my favorite but it is CASH ONLY. I am just warning you because this was a pro for me. I only pay with cash. The last time I checked my credit score to get a Kohl's charge card the screen just had a picture of a jar full of bee's.