Problem: Write a positive (OPTIONS:
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A: Mm, I'd like to give it 3.5 stars. Bacchanal Buffet is in Ceasar's Palace, beyond the casino and near the desserts cafe. You can't miss it, it's where the HUGE line is. We must have gotten there by 12pm and didn't get seated for another 1hour and 40 minutes. line was crazy. We got there and ordered the bottomless mimosas, which end at 3pm. We paid about $41.99 for Sunday's lunch. There was a good variety of food there. There's asian foods in the back (sushi, peking duck, ramen, udon noodle soup, etc), then cheese and charcuterie, pizza and pasta (the meatballs were really good), then there's your mexican/latino station (it's more like a taco station), BBQ station (some were really dry. I got the ribeye and that was juicy but really fatty), french fries and tator tots (sweet potatoe tots were really good), then lastly, your seafood station. The seafood station had snow crabs, oysters, and shrimp. I wanted to see some more stuff like lobster tails, maybe steamed mussels, but none of those were available. Salad station was limited but I liked the garbanzo salad and the japanese seaweed salad. Dessert station was AWESOME. get the lava chocolate chip cookie, mochi ice creams, and coconut macaroons. So good. We also got a ice cream cone on the way out of the buffet. I highly recommend it, it was a good experience and worth the wait.
Q: negative

A: I live in the neighborhood and have been very excited about going to this place. But it always seems closed. So finally, when today, my husband said there was a wine tasting I was very excited. We live just down the street really so we walked. We walked in and asked about the wine tasting, which was advertised on the Coronado neighborhood listserv, and received a blind stare from the woman behind the counter. We asked her about it again and she said she would go find out. She went over a large man, who I presume is the owner. He explained to us how the plates work and when we did not jump up for joy over the idea of point out what we wanted to eat he started asking questions. It went like this: Man: You're just scared. You've never had this kind of food. Me: No that is not true. (mind you we are looking at a display of meats, potatoes, asparagus, farfalle pasta salad, some Greek salad and some other pretty normal Mediterranean foods.) Man (getting a little pushy): This is Mediterranean food. You've never had it right? Me: I've had Greek, Turkish and Italian food Man: Well this is a Greek, Italian and French mix. You are from Phoenix, aren't you? Me: No, actually I was born in Poland. Man: Yeah, but you've only lived here in Phoenix. Me: No, I've lived in Washington, DC and Portland, OR. Man: Well, all the Polish people who have tried my food loved it. At this point I am annoyed. Really annoyed. This is pretty much like saying: All the Americans that have tried McDonald's love it. Plus, how many Polish people are there really in Phoenix. And has he insulted them as well??? No offense to anyone who had not traveled or lived outside of Phoenix, but who gives this man the right to judge me about anything. I have traveled and have tried other foods. Lets assume for a minute that I have not had these experiences, well I would probably not want to try Mediterranean food at La Piccola Cucina All I wanted was to eat at his restaurant. Instead, my husband and I pretended to look at the gelato ( and yes, I do know that is Italian ice cream) and when the man went into the kitchen we left. We walked about a block North to Lisa G's Wine Bar, which if you have not tried you really should. This place is always friendly, the food is fantastic and when they have wine tasting or specials they are aware of them.
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer: Ugh, I did NOT have a good time here. We were on a guestlist and we waited in line for about 15 minutes. When we got in, I was shocked at how crowded it was. We fought our way to the middle of the dance floor and I literally could barely move. I was getting pushed on all sides, drinks were spilling on my shoes and dress, and there was zero room to dance. I would never come back here on a weekend because really, what's the point of going to a club if you can't dance your ass off? There was open bar for ladies from 10:30-11:30 (that was nice). The bathrooms are up a flight of stairs (that was not). it seemed like there was a 5 girl to every guy ratio, and the guys that were there were with girls. For the single ladies, that's not great. So basically, I couldn't dance without touching the sweaty people around me, got pushed the whole time I was here (and when you're not used to 5 inch heels, that makes it really easy to fall), and left with alcohol on my shoes. I honestly felt like smacking all the people around me. No Tao, never again.
Input: OPTIONS:
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Generate a negative review for a place
Output: Artisan, I am officially done with you. Explanation: I was here Saturday night with a large group of Yelpers to celebrate the birthdays of two incredible ladies Angela H. and Jade W. They were given a bottle of vodka and a table compliments of the hotel. This was the link we used to access the specific details about the DJ and specials for that night. It's since been updated to the coming weekend, but it was the same drink specials....so we thought. http://artisanhotel.com/blog/saturday/ Of course I see a DJ I like and $5 Ketel One drinks and get all kinds of excited. WRONG. We go to the bar and order two Ketel drinks and they were served to us in the smallest plastic cup and told the total was $20. WTF Artisan? What happened to the $5 drink specials? We then wait for someone who said they were the manager only this man was in a black Artisan t-shirt like the bussers wear. Strange. He then tells us that it says on the site that the specials are subject to change at any given time. Well, I sure don't see that written anywhere on the event flyer, do you? Since they were not honoring the special they were advertising we paid for our drinks, tipped and took off. The birthday girls and the rest of the group shortly followed. See Artisan, you just aren't cool anymore. The crowd isn't what it use to be. There IS no crowd anymore. By pulling what you did to us Saturday night I'm sure you will continue to be empty. Shame on you Artisan. Signed, No Longer Your Customer
Problem: Write a positive (OPTIONS:
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- positive) yelp review.
A:
Usually avoid buffets like mosquitos. Just not my thing... But when you are dining with a large group and kids... its an absoulute must. Food was very tasty. I see why they get high reviews.... From beginning to end, this joint "GETS IT." Fresh, looks great... made to order..... clean... and service was top notch. The only thing preventing a 5 star was the "costco" style sushi being served. Look...i get you gotta save on something....but when you are this close to hittin a home run/grand slam.... just go ALL IN!!! Will return fo sho...