Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: My gut said no way to a buffet but I always wanted to see if they kept the awesome bar that was in Tambellini's. They got rid of the bar and have a very impressive looking buffet set up, in fact if the food was any good it would be an amazing place. My gut was correct and I will never go back. This place was horrible. I don't even know how they can screw up food as bad as they did. The crabmeat is imitation and I couldn't even get a bite down. The beef which you cut yourself was as dry as leather from a dead camel in the desert. The salmon tasted worse than it looked and smelled. The chicken was edible but I am not sure it was chicken. Same with the "pork chops", they had a very strange taste. Yes it is "all you can eat" but my plates went back full as it was "all I could not eat". I finally scavenged some good mushrooms, some chicken, and added it to the fried rice, lots of salt and I managed to get a plate down. They advertise Hibachi too, but it is a couple of guys hanging out at a grill waiting to throw whatever you hand them from the mini buffet onto the grill. I must say, the Coke was good and there was plenty of parking. Confucius say.... no buffet.... stay away. Pretty sure the crawfish come from the crick that runs along Saw Mill Run. We need a symbol that is not a star at all for this one. Save yourself! Run! Bring back Tambellini's.
Q: positive

A: My St. Patty's night ended here. I so wish I could give 1/2 stars. I wanna say 4.5. This place was almost close to perfect. An actual Irish guy (accent & all) drank with me. Need I say more?! That made my night. He was celebrating his b-day with another friend of his from South Africa. I asked him what he thought of our Irish pubs here in AZ. He said it wasn't too bad & that Rosie's was pretty close to the real deal. He then proceeded to point out good whiskeys they had. If the Irish guy likes Rosie's then so do I! This place was popping off when I showed up around 11. TONS of people. Of course they had their parking lot sectioned off too. Dear lord but there were a lot of cops around :( The pub felt close & cozy. Service was fast. Didn't see any girls running around in ridiculously short plaid skirts like at Finnegans though. Guinness was $6. Ugh lame! I got hooked up though. The bartender handed me a larger glass than other people's while winking at me. My new Irish drinking buddy ordered 3 Irish car bombs & if I remember correctly & it was $24. Don't ask me what the restroom was like. I don't remember it. I'm sure it was gross by the end of the night & I had to wait in line. This place was a hit. I'm curious to know what it's like here on a regular night.
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer: Rather than pay the ridiculous fees that Caesar's wanted, we decided to book their sister hotel, across the street and save some money. In retrospect, we should have ponied up the extra money for a room at Caesar's. We arrived during prime time, so i know that is partially to blame, but 65 minutes to check in to your room is just ridiculous. There were only 4 people working the counter, so that just makes the wait worse. You would think that the manager would staff extra people during the prime check-in time, so that people can get out of line and gambling, right? We were sent to our room, which was located in the back of the hotel, across from the ramp to the parking garage. No big deal. The worst thing about our room was finding it. You had to go up one floor, through a fire exit, to get to it. Jeff had to stop housekeeping to ask them how to find the room and they didn't even know, at first. The carpet in the hallway had some obvious water damage. It had buckled in a few places. Everything in our room had "character." Everything was worn, stained, broken or had a funky vibe to it. My favorites: the hair dye stain on the counter of the sink in the bathroom, the piece of transparent tape holding together part of the dresser table, and the iron that had a timer button on it. Good things: housekeeping was willing to bring us extra whatever we asked for. There were dog treats in the room for Jeff's dog, when we got there. They had a dog run right near our room. (We were in the "dog friendly" wing of the hotel.") This hotel is right in the middle of a bunch of really fun places! Bad things: Super cramped casino area. Shower head wasn't even spitting water, it misted. Parking garage is super tight. The whole hallway smelled intensely of pot and beer. We didn't try any of the restaurants. (Wanted to try the Hash House a Go Go, but didn't get a chance.) I gambled $2.50 on slots.
Input: OPTIONS:
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Generate a negative review for a place
Output: It pains me to do this, but after recent experiences I feel it's necessary to comment on the Roosevelt. I would have previously considered myself a loyal patron of the Roosevelt, but after tonight I am done for good. Let me preface this story by saying that I arrived last night (a Thursday) JUST before a brutal storm hit. A bunch of us were literally trapped in the Roosevelt as the storm went on outside. The air conditioning cut off , but eventually the storm subsided and the power came back on. At that point, I was somewhat happy that I was no longer trapped in a small, sweaty house, so I grabbed a refill and started talking to my friends. As I was talking, I felt a tap on my shoulder, and I turned around to hear the owner telling me to "be quiet, we can't hear the music," referring to the exceedingly mediocre folk rock act that had started performing in the front area. Now, I love live music, and I have no problem with giving the performers an appropriate place to play, but after sitting through a storm for an hour and sticking around for some drinks, I would expect to actually be allowed to speak. Unfortunately, Matt clearly doesn't know a thing about good business or about treating his customers well. I've been coming into his bar for a year and a half and the guy has never once had the courtesy to say hello to me. All I've ever gotten from him is a "be quiet." A guy who doesn't recognize his good customers doesn't deserve to have them at all, and unfortunately for Matt, he won't have this one anymore...
input: Write a positive yelp review (OPTIONS:
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output: Awesome, clean, fun, friendly place! Just dont go to the buffet within 2 hours of closing if u want fresh food
Q: positive

A:
Best Donuts in town.