Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A: Pretty sure the staff is loaded on something. The male who made our pizza was super slow and did not make eye contacted cross contaminated meat and veggies and cheese so be aware if you have allergies, etc. there were four staff members and no one but us waiting and the three women stood and watched him assemble the pizzas. The tables were dirty and nothing was stocked even though it was empty. They talked to each other rather than help customers. Unacceptable standards anywhere let alone Las Vegas. Horrible. I know pizza sounds like a great idea but go elsewhere.

Problem: Write a positive yelp review.
A: Porter house! Great stuff and wonderful view outside next to the water show. Perfect for romance.

Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A:
Wish I could like this place? Being close to where I live, but what do you expect? 1. Inexpensive Italian food=inexpensive flavor. 2. Crowd=snowbirds 3. Basic ingredients=basic italian food. I will try my hand at spagehetti and meatballs, I think I have a 50/50 chance of doing it better? DIne here on the cheap...if thats what you are looking for?