Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer: Four stars for delicious food. The place was packed to the rafters on Saturday night so make a reservation well in advance. We had apps, and entree, and split a chocolate dessert sampler. Heavenly! Nice bar and good wine selection. Arrive early! Our service was still spot-on and we were seated relatively quickly but still had to wait about 15 minutes despite having reservations.

Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer: i am SO MAD AT YOU, paris buffet! Some background story, my family and I get in line at 9pm. We have a party of 16 (I have a huge filipino family, and this was only a small portion of them). It takes at least 45 minutes to get into the buffet. Understandable. They seat us together and are very friendly. The only thing I wanted at this buffet was the creme brulee. I've been to this buffet THREe times and have always gotten their creme brulee because it's freaking DELICIOUS. WELL, the buffet "closes" at 10pm. I THINK that means they stop letting people in at 10. Well I think it ALSO means that they stop cooking at 10 because when I went up to the dessert island to get my creme brulee, they were OUT and not making anymore. UM NO. If my family is gonna pay 25+ dollars per person, you BETTER have some freaking creme brulee because it's the best dessert on your dessert island. Don't let people into your buffet if you are going to run out of food. You are a BUFFET so you should continue making your food, even if you are closing. DO NOT come here anywhere near closing time. Even an hour ahead of time isn't early anough. You will be extremely disappointed when they start running out of food. DEFINITELY not worth your money, believe me. :/

Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer:
This review is for the service. First of all - the "one check per party" policy is a pain in the butt for everyone - the customers and the servers alike. I had a particular instance with a waitress today at lunch where we tried to tell her how to pay the ticket - "This $20 bill is for this item and this item" and "This green card pays for this item and this item." etc etc. It's a pain, and confusing. But she messed it up, and that was not unexpected considering the policy they have to go by. But then when we got it back and tried to explain the problem to her, she got a little snippy. Then got a little attitudinal. Love the food. But this "one check per party" policy really brings the place down, and causes the servers and customers both some grief. Not good.