question: So we actually did make a valiant effort to burn the rat - house down before the new closing date . And by " valiant effort , " I mean that we flipped the breakers back on out of curiosity after the a / c and lights conked out half - way through our measurement - taking for baseboards and paint estimates . Enter sparks , flames , and a realtor whose vocabulary was pretty much reduced to " Really ? "

OPTIONS:
- None of the above choices .
- We will flip the breakers again to fix the problem .
- We will watch flames and sparks fly everywhere .
- We will need to clean up the damage done to the house .
Q: What will be done in the house after we come back to it ?

answer: We will need to clean up the damage done to the house .

question: He also urinated backwards on to her . She then posed the question " Does he not normally like his rear end being touched ? " ( oh he loves it , you stupid woman ! ) .

OPTIONS:
- The man is a pig .
- None of the above choices .
- The man is a gentleman .
- The man is a prude .
Q: How would one describe this man 's bedroom behavior ?

answer: The man is a pig .

question: Gail was a peron or two after me to pay and he asked her if i was on meds ! ! i asked if she said i should be ... not much else to say . going to Cal the 11th to visit Laurel and she 's having a party on the 12th . so far her , me and 1 other guy ( who she did n't realize she had invited cause she just invited everyone of her FB friends ) .

OPTIONS:
- There is a crush of people there .
- There are a lot of people there .
- There is an unexpected guest .
- There is an eerie atmosphere .
Q: Why would Gail be weary about the party ?

answer:
There is an unexpected guest .