Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer: I could eat sushi every day of my youth. However, Pearl has some rolls that really stand out. I like all of the slightly provocative names they have given their rolls. I also really like the ambience of the place! I go once every couple weeks, and still have no complaints.

Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer: I have never been to a restaurant before where I have wanted to leave before my meal even arrived but this is what happened at Tianxia. A friend and I decided to stop in here for lunch the other day and it was probably the most horrific restaurant experience of my life. We arrived just after 1pm and it was completely empty. We sat down at a set table and looked at the menu, which seemed decent enough. It was not until I looked up from my menu that I saw that the tables surrounding ours were still covered in old plates and food that hadn't been cleared after the patrons left. Not just 1 table but multiple tables. The person working had absolutely no regard for the fact that there were tables that required clearing, and never cleared them while we were there (which was for almost an hour). We friend and I both ordered the Bi Bim Bap which seemed easy and 'safe' enough (how could you mess it up). Once our order was in we were brought a bowl of miso soup and small dish of marinated bean sprouts and kimchi. This is usually my favorite part of a Korean meal and I was looking forward to it. I took one taste of the bean sprouts and almost spat them out. They had most certainly been sitting, uncovered, in a fridge for some time and had definitely gone bad. The kimchi as well was old, dry, and tasted horrible. I made such a face that my friend wouldn't even taste them. The soup was lukewarm and tasteless. After my 2 small, inedible bites of starters I was thinking of telling the waiter that we were going to go somewhere else and not to bother with out mains, but we decided to stick it out as we're not the kinds of people to leave after ordering. 20 minutes later, our lunches arrived: overcooked reheated rice, cut up old imitation crab (on my bi bim bap?), some sort of indiscernible meat (which was a surprise as this is supposed to be a bbq place), green onions, and an undercooked egg (which I don't mind, except when I already don't trust the quality of the food that I'm eating). Now, my friend and I are both the kinds of people who will eat everything that we are served, whether we like it or not. We go out for lunch once a week and no food is off limits. You can imagine how bad the food must have been for us both to only be able to take a few bites before being so completely put off that we had to stop. I have never been tempted to dine and dash but I had no interest in paying for the meal that we were served. The restaurant was dirty, the food was old and bad, and the service was non-existent. Of course, we couldn't leave without paying, and were waiting around forever for the server to bring us our bill. He was busy chatting with the cook in the kitchen; too busy to 'wait' and clearly too busy to clear dirty tables. Finally, after sitting for 15 minutes after we had clearly finished eating, my friend went to the back, into the kitchen, and asked for our bills. Needless to say, we did not leave a tip. I have never before been worried about getting sick from eating in a restaurant before my experience at Tianxia. I have an iron stomach and can eat anything, but I could not eat more than just a few bites of my meal here. This is my first ever restaurant review and I hope that it will save people from getting sick from eating here. I will never go back here again, and I hope that they close themselves, before they are forced to close because of making someone sick. Do not eat here.

Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer:
Came in looking to purchase a Nissan rogue the same day. My car engine went out and I had been driving a rental for two weeks at that point. I knew exactly what I wanted, found the car online, came in and took a test drive with salesman Gary. When it came down to negotiate, they were absolutely ridiculous. I felt i was seriously mistreated, maybe because I am a young female and came in by myself. Mo (Mohammed) the sales manager came over as I was walking out to try to negotiate. They tried to charge/sell me $2,000 for something that was already on the car! He went down a few hundred which they had already increased the price over $4,000. Typical salesmen trying to make a exuberant amount of profit and mistreating customers.