IN: I somehow managed to start laundry , clean up the kitchen , play guitar hero , sort out my pills , clean the litter boxes . i really want to vacuum but i ' m so freakin hot . i think my thyroid is acting up .
What may be the reason why they have extra time ?

OUT: It 's their day off from work .

IN: Granted , the beaches on Phuket are great , but the town is the main attraction , unless you are looking for the sort of clubs , bars , and prostitutes you can find in many places around the globe . Phuket town is truly one of a kind . Its small , loads of its residents speak at least some english , the old architecture is preserved better than in many other places , and the local cusine truly shines here . For visitors , it is the best of both worlds : a quintessintial southern Thai town that s easy for a falang ( westerner ) to navigate .
Why is Phuket one of a kind ?

OUT: Due to the architecture , beaches , and food .

IN: We also scored some free cheese cubes and other yummy things . I ' m gon na go raid the fridge , because the memories are making me hungry . ( Incidentally , the only bad parts of this trip has involved Ruth 's cat , who decided that my leg was a scratching post about two minutes ago . And she peed in my suitcase .
What is the narrator eating on this day ?

OUT:
They are eating dairy .