In this task, five ordered key facts are given. All the given facts are expressed in natural language. Your job is to generate a story 100 to 1000 words long, that includes all the facts given as input in their order of appearance while expanding upon them to produce a broader, yet coherent, narrative.

Fact1: Thousands of former employees are outraged with military businessman R.J. Hacker, Fact2: military businessman R.J. Hacker had closed down weapons manufacturing plant, Fact3: President 's suggestion of war on international terrorism is deemed too absurd, Fact4: American sheriff Bud Boomer criticizes Canadian beer while attending hockey game between neighboring nations in Niagara Falls, Fact5: Stuart in collects more information about Canada turn
Thousands of former employees are outraged with military businessman R.J. Hacker G. D. Spradlin, who had closed down his weapons manufacturing plant, Hacker Dynamics. At a conference held at the former plant, he pins the blame for the shutdown of his business on the current President of the United States Alan Alda, who has just arrived. The President defends his own belief that the future of the children is more important than war, which has caused major decline in his approval rating. After the conference, he expresses to confidantes General Dick Panzer Rip Torn and National Security Advisor Stuart Smiley Kevin Pollak his discontent about not having an enemy to engage in war. An attempted negotiation with Russian President Vladimir Kruschkin Richard E. Council to start a new cold war with Russia fails, and the Presidents suggestion of a war on international terrorism is deemed too absurd. Serendipitously, American sheriff Bud Boomer John Candy offensively criticizes Canadian beer while attending a hockey game between the neighboring nations in Niagara Falls, Ontario. The ensuing brawl ends up on the news and catches Stuarts attention; Stuart, in turn, collects more information about Canada from a CIA agent named Gus Brad Sullivan, who suggests Canada as their new enemy. Before long, television channels are littered with antiCanada propaganda, which Boomer believes wholeheartedly. He prepares for war by distributing guns to his fellow sheriffs, including his girlfriend Honey Rhea Perlman and their friends Roy Boy Kevin J. OConnor and Kabral Jabar Bill Nunn. After they apprehend a group of Americans dressed as Canadians attempting to destroy a hydroelectric plant, despite Guss protests, they sneak across the border to litter on Canadian lands, which leads to Honey being arrested by the Royal Canadian Mounted Police. In a rescue attempt, Boomer, Roy Boy and Kabral sneak into a Canadian power plant and cause a countrywide blackout. When the President learns of this, he orders Boomers immediate removal from Canada before its too late. Hacker, seeking revenge on the President for shutting down his business, uses a software program Hacker Hellstorm to activate missile silos across the country. The President learns that the signal causing the activation of the silos originated from Canada, and summons Hacker. Hacker offers to sell a program to the President that can cancel out the Hellstorm for 1 trillion. With only six minutes left, the President is trying to figure out whats going on. Stuart, fed up with the President being too busy to give Hacker the money, realizes that Hacker, getting up to leave, is the one controlling the silos, not Canada, and, after storming up, takes the operating codes from him required to stop the Hellstorm accidentally killing Hacker in the process. The President orders Stuarts arrest, despite his protests that he is now able to give the codes to the President so they could deactivate the missiles which are aimed at Moscow. As the launch time approaches the President pleads with Canadian Prime Minister Clark MacDonald Wallace Shawn over the phone to stop the launch. Meanwhile, Honey was taken to a mental hospital upon her capture and escaped all the way to the CN Tower. She discovers the central computer for the Hellstorm located at the top and destroys it with a machine gun, aborting the launch sequence. She then reunites with Boomer, who had tracked her to the Tower, and they return to the United States via a speedboat. An ending montage reveals the characters fates: Boomer realizes his dream of appearing on Cops; Honey has been named Humanitarian of the Year by the National Rifle Association; the President was defeated in the next election by a large landslide and now hosts Get Up, Cleveland; Stuart served eight months in prison, but was pardoned by the new President; General Panzer committed suicide after learning that Hogans Heroes was fictional; Gus was last spotted heading to Mexico; R.J. Hackers body has been viewed daily at Republican National Headquarters; Kabral has become a hockey star, winning the Hart Memorial Trophy three years in a row; Roy Boys whereabouts become unknown; and MacDonald is still ruling with an iron fist.

Fact1: Bishop Upon meets with friend and mentor Harry McKenna returning home to Louisiana, Fact2: Dean tells him about failed mission in South Africa, Fact3: himself and Harry knew details of mission, Fact4: Steve convinces Bishop to train him as mechanic, Fact5: Harry instructs Steve to take dog with him to coffee shop at same time
Arthur Bishop, working as a mechanic mafia slang for hitman, sneaks into the lavish home of a Colombian drug cartel leader and drowns him in his own pool. Upon returning home to Louisiana, he meets with friend and mentor Harry McKenna, who pays Bishop for his work. Bishop is given a new assignment: kill Harry. Bishops employer confirms by phone that the contract is correct, whereupon he requests a facetoface meeting. Dean tells him about a failed mission in South Africa, in which agency assassins were killed. Dean says that only himself and Harry knew the details of the mission, and that Harry had been paid for the contract details. Reluctantly, Bishop kills Harry with the latters own gun and makes it look like a carjacking. At his funeral, Bishop meets Harrys reckless son Steve. Bishop stops Steve from trying to kill a wouldbe carjacker in a misguided attempt at cathartic vengeance. Steve convinces Bishop to train him as a mechanic. Adopting a chihuahua, he instructs Steve to take the dog with him to a coffee shop each day at the same time. As Steve settles into a routine, Bishop escalates training, taking him to observe a contract killing. The target is a mechanic for another agency named Burke, who frequents the same coffee shop. Burkes only weaknesses are that he is interested in young men and small dogs. Burke makes his move on Steve and invites him out for drinks. Bishop instructs Steve to slip a large dose of Rohypnol into Burkes drink to cause an overdose. Steve ignores the instructions and goes with Burke to his apartment. When Burke begins to undress, Steve attempts to strangle him with a belt as he had seen Bishop do on a former assignment. Burke fights back, using his size advantage and experience, but Steve manages to kill Burke after much effort and a lengthy fight. Dean expresses his disapproval of Bishop involving Steve, and that violated the rules of the contract arrangement, but Bishop says that Harry and his arrangement was for price only, and Harry left the details up to Bishop. Bishops next contract is to kill cult leader Andrew Vaughn. They plan to inject their victim with adrenaline to simulate a heart attack, for which the paramedics would administer a fatal dose of epinephrine. While Bishop and Steve are preparing for the hit, Vaughns doctor arrives, and he sets Vaughn up with an IV of ketamine, which will inhibit the adrenalines effects. The hit men decide to suffocate him instead, but are discovered after killing Vaughn and are forced into a shootout with the guards; they slip away and fly home separately. At the airport, Bishop sees a supposed victim of the mission that Harry allegedly sold out. He confronts the other mechanic, who tells Bishop that he was paid by Dean to kill the other mechanics in South Africa and fake his death so that Dean could engineer the failed mission to cover up his own shady dealings; he also reveals that Dean framed Harry and that he tricked Bishop into killing his friend. The mechanic then attempts to kill Bishop and after a struggle between the two professionals, Bishop ends up killing him. Bishop is later ambushed by a hit squad: after killing them, he discovers that Dean was behind the hit. Bishop goes home to call Steve, only to find that Steve has been ambushed. Bishop directs Steve to a hidden gun, which Steve uses to kill his attackers. Steve gathers supplies for their new mission while Bishop plots how to get to Dean. In the process, Steve finds his fathers gun and realizes that Bishop killed Harry. Bishop and Steve kill Dean in an ambush: on the way back, Bishop notices Steve carrying Harrys gun. When they stop for gas, Steve floods the ground with fuel while pretending to fill the tank. He walks a safe distance and shoots the gas, blowing up the truck with Bishop still inside. Steve returns to the house and performs two actions that Bishop told him not to do: playing a record on the turntable, and taking the 1966 Jaguar EType. As he is driving away, Steve finds a note on the passenger seat: Steve, if youre reading this, then youre dead!, which he laughs off as a joke before the car explodes, killing him. Bishops house is destroyed by a chain reaction of explosions. Back at the gas station, a security video reveals that Bishop had escaped from the truck, seconds before the explosion. Bishop gets into a spare truck and drives away.

Fact1: Kenet attempts to commit suicide by driving car into river, Fact2: Lorrison herself has obtained temporary custody of child, Fact3: Henry Cronner attempts to blackmail Whitcombe, Fact4: Whitcombe sends Cronner plummeting to death down building 's elevator shaft, Fact5: hands regaining consciousness to find dead body
Steven Kenet catches his unfaithful wife Helen in the apartment of Willard I. Whitcombe, her boss, and she is strangled to death. He attempts to commit suicide by driving his car into the river, even though they have a sixyearsold son. Kenet survives but is sent to the county psychiatric hospital for evaluation to determine if he is sane enough to be charged with murder. He has no memory of what happened, likely due to a preexisting brain injury from the war. Dr. Ann Lorrison takes an interest in his case, and in him. Surgery could cure Kenets brain injury, but he refuses to consent to it, preferring a life in an insane asylum to a probable murder conviction. However, when Lorrison informs him that because his mother has died, his son will be sent to an orphanage, Kenet changes his mind. Lorrison herself has obtained temporary custody of the child. Henry Cronner, janitor of the apartment building, attempts to blackmail Whitcombe. After being rebuffed, Cronner goes to see Kenet, hinting he can save him but withholding details until Kenet can pay. Whitcombe then sends Cronner plummeting to his death down the buildings elevator shaft. Kenet undergoes narcosynthesis a light dose of sodium pentathol to help him remember what happened. He recalls blacking out just as his hands were around Helens neck and later regaining consciousness to find her dead body. Kenet escapes from the hospital and, taking a reluctant Lorrison along, breaks into Whitcombes apartment. He recreates the scene, in hopes of jogging his memory, then returns to the hospital before he is missed. Whitcombe visits him there and provokes Kenet by confessing to the two murders; as he had hoped, he is attacked by Kenet, making the latter look like a homicidal lunatic. In desperation, Kenet breaks out of the hospital again. He manages to get to Whitcombe and subdues him. Under sodium pentathol Lorrison administers, Whitcombe recounts how he had tried to part ways with Helen Kenet after finding her husband unconscious in his apartment, but she threatened to cause a scandal and ruin any chance of becoming a partner in his firm. Taken into custody, Whitcombe is told that anything he said under the truth serum can not be used against him. He vows to get a lawyer and be cleared. Kenet, meantime, is free to go.