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An example of an positive review: I found my happy place.

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An example of an negative review: To the owner: Last Thursday you had a young man waiting tables who I had never seen before. He was a bit pushy and overbearing, but I wanted to give him a chance thinking that perhaps the young man needs more to time to adapt to his new job. This was my thinking until......... 1. He brought us our dishes and we sat there without cutlery and napkins until we got our own by taking them off other tables. I refused to do what my husband did and brought it to the attention of one of the waitresses. She apologized and promptly gave me my cutlery and napkins. 2. My waiter was stroking the back of his hair, rubbing his neck.... doing this with the hands that were soon to touch my food. 3. My waiter was playing with his mouth and chin with his hands..... doing this with the hands that were soon to touch my food. Do we see a pattern here??? 4. When I asked for a take out container for my leftovers, he brought an aluminum pan and cover but made sure that his fingers were all inside the aluminum pan when he handed it to me. I had to wipe it down with water and the scarce napkins. Here is a clue waiters and waitress everywhere in YelpLand... DO NOT play with your body parts while you are on the job serving food to people who go out to eat for pleasure not to witness a science experiment on bacterial growth. I was not going to Yelp about this, but the owner of Yo Pauly is a decent sort who runs a place with very good food and he needs to know what his wait staff is doing. The food on this particular night was excellent as usual. The service left much to be desired and the habits of this particular waiter touching himself before he served our food was disconcerting not to mention, a bit "nasty."

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An example of an negative review: I arrived at the trump to hear that they over booked and want to refund my money and put me up in another hotel. So why not right. I didn't know that the manager that promised me that really didnt intend on refunding me my money. Basically I had to talk to an array of people to even attempt to get my money back. In the end all they wanted to do is give me another night stay. I had to call my bank to get my money back. Worst experience in a long time. I will never stay at the trump.

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An example of an negative review: I ate here 2 nights ago and it was the worst food I have had in as long as I can remember. I had the recommended Macaroni and cheese with a Harley twist and it's was disgusting. Mediocre service and mildly interesting atmosphere. There are much better options on the strip.