Here is an email: > Political Philosophies Explained in Simple "Two Cow" Terms > > Socialism: You have two cows. You keep one and give one to your neighbor. > > Communism: You have two cows. The government takes them both and provides you with milk. > > Fascism: You have two cows. The government takes them and sells you the > milk. > > Bureaucracy: You have two cows. The government takes them both, shoots > one, milks the other, pays you for the milk, and then pours it down the > drain. > > Capitalism: You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. > > Corporate: You have two cows. You sell one, force the other to produce > the milk of four cows and then act surprised when it drops dead. > > Democracy: You have two cows. The government taxes you to the point that > you must sell them both in order to support a man in a foreign country > who has only one cow which was a gift from your government
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Here is an email: Sheila: Regarding the JP Morgan ("JP") Futures Agreement, please see the attached for debit and credit rates which JP charges its customers. I asked for (1) agreed to overnight rate for debit rate and (2) Fed Funds for interest rate. Please let me know if you are agreeable to the attached rates. SS
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