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An example of an positive review: Went here last night for happy hour with my hubby before checking out a show. The service was impeccable from the hostess Angela to all of the bar staff. We both shared crab cakes, 2 pizza's one shrimp and the other sausage and pepper as well as the salami cheese platter. The Italian Stallion there version of a dirty martini was to die for with blue cheese and salami stuffed olives . The bartender Blaise also made some killer shots with espresso, vanilla vodka and Kahlua. If you are looking for a place with cheap drinks this is not the spot however if you are looking for attentive service, an awesome view and some amazing drinks and grub you should check this place out.

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An example of an positive review: Awesome twist on southern breakfast food! Nothing on the menu was fried (from what we could tell) and they used turkey instead of pork products. The food was excellent and the service was the same. I cant remember what they called my dish, but it was supposed to be cajun (or something spicy), and it didnt quite have as much kick as I would have liked. My wife had the biscuits and gravy and it was amazing! Definitely a great place to eat!

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An example of an positive review: This is the perfect hole in the wall experience i wanted. The sandwhich was cheap, quick, simple yet delicious. If you want to try the local favorite deli, you have to try this place. They also have a dining area where you can sit down and order but we didn't want to wait in line. Judging by the number of people there, they are doing something right

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An example of an negative review: Rather than trudge across town to the M Resort, my family and I decided to give Village Seafood Buffet a try. Besides proximity, as an added incentive, locals (with Nevada ID and a Rio club card) receive 25 percent off! The staff was friendly, well trained and attentive. The food, however, was simply mediocre. The headings posted above each station made little or no sense and only served as a source of amusement. The dishes in the "Latin American" section, for example, had absolutely nothing to do with Latin America. Having spent several years living in Chile and Argentina, and being married into a Chilean family, I'd like to think that I know a little something about cuisine from that part of the world. Sorry Village people...not even close! Chicken wings on a skewer don't make it a Brazilian churrascaria. My real issue with this place is not the way they organize their spread or classify the fare; it is the lack of what Gordon Ramsey calls "simple honest food". Every fish dish was some sort of stewed or poached jumble. I was hoping to find a station where I could get an uncomplicated grilled piece of salmon or swordfish. No such luck, not a grill in sight. Everything was swimming in oil or had been boiled to death. Although I'm far from a pretentious LA foodie, I am no great fan of mushy Mahi Mahi. The three varieties of crab legs (cold, steamed, and stir-fried) were little more than adequate. Of course that did not stop me from stoking my cholesterol count. The cold crab legs were split with few claws around. This, I'm willing to concede, might not be the restaurant's fault. Sometimes it is just the luck of the draw as to whom you get behind (cue the Guoyue music). Seriously, after you Google it, don't get mad at that last statement. You know it's true. I'm just trying to be factual and objective here...but I digress. The steamed legs were of decent size, but not particularly tasty. The Chinese sweet and spicy wok-stirred crabs were the best. At least they had some flavor infused into them. As for some of the other dishes, I'm sorry to report the pale elfin lobster was past its prime, completely over-cooked, and diminutive. By good fortune I remembered to bring my reading glasses. The Asian section made Panda Express look yummy. And, the beef dishes were...well, let's just say, I think the cows died of old age. More than likely Village Seafood purchased the roast beef that the Palace Station and Circus Circus passed up as being too cheap and tough even for their customers. I cannot comment on the oysters, clams, and other assortment of crustaceans that I didn't try other than to say that most in my family seemed to enjoy them very much and left a rather large debris field behind them as proof. The highlights, aside from the excellent service, were, the sourdough rolls and the deserts. Several of the deserts were quite good, but the best of the best would have to be the gelato. I'm told they're homemade. They had about 10 different flavors. We sampled three of them at our table and each one was delightful. Overall, none of us hated it...but the night is young. Hopefully I won't have to amend this review in the morning!