Q: positive

A: An anthem favorite. Never been disappointed.

Q: negative

A: All those good vibes I had for Tao are now completely gone. I don't care how great your decor looks or how hot your bathtub girls are, if I'm going to get elbowed and trampled and crunched into a sardine can, I am not coming here. That is not the definition of a good time to me.

Q: negative

A: Horrible service. Don't bother stopping here!

Q: positive

A:
My gf gives it a 5, but I think it is closer to a 3, so this post is a 4. The menu is a bit limiting. I have eaten a fair amount of Caribbean food, and I while I thought this place was good for Phoenix, I was not all that impressed. Most of the food was tasty, but the vegetable sides that came with the meals were just cabbage and simple peppers, WTF! No flavor! And the dumplings looked like something I wouldn't want anywhere near my food. It nearly spoiled my appetite. And maybe they shouldn't stress how much everything is localy grown and organic. It's a Jamaican restaurant in Phoenix! How local could it be? Well, that point was answered when our waiter had to clarify the locality of a few items. One more thing, what is up with the $5 bottle opening fee?! I was going to bring a bottle until I read that. I am sure to eat here again. If the menu changes seasonally and they introduce some new items throughout the year, I will probably revise my review to be a little more favorable. If nothing changes, I will take the rating to a 3.