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Output: Yelp totally led me wrong here! This place is relatively inexpensive, but I didn't find the atmosphere charming or fun and the pizza tastes like something from a school cafeteria. Granted, all I tried was one pizza but it really stood out as a place to avoid in a neighborhood with plenty of fantastic pizza and other Italian food.

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Output: So this may be a little premature, because I haven't actually eaten any of this pork yet, but just looking at makes me want to give it 5 stars. I stumbled on this place after searching for some good pork for sausage making. I got some pork butt and back fat. Little did I know that I didn't even need the back fat because the butt had such beautiful marbling and a nice thick fat cap. I was also able to get some leaf fat, which is very hard to find, but it's the absolute best fat to render into lard for baked goods. I also snagged a nice grass-fed beef chuck roast, which was surprisingly reasonable given the fact that it's grass-fed. I will be frequenting this place quite a bit, I think.

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Output: Kebab lunch plates for $18! Get real! Even the $12 lamb gyro was not worth the price. The food is average in my opinion, the service slow & rude. I can't imagine why people would rave about this place. Have you people never eaten anywhere better? Prices are not listed on their website menu, so make sure you ask before you order! A coworker of mine ordered 2 menu items totaling about $25 and was VERY disappointed with the quality of the food. Mine wasn't much better. Yeah, there's some nice Persian rugs hanging on the wall, but the place is tiny and has no ambiance. UPDATE: I've eaten at this place a few times now and basically stick to the $5 lunch menu. For $5 the lamb gyro and the falofal are pretty good.

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This place is always packed. So if you need assistance I strongly suggest making an appointment. I showed up a little late and they still fit me in and helped me with my issue. Great customer service, just make sure you make an appointment.