Problem: Write a positive (OPTIONS:
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A: It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas... every day of the week. At least it is here at Coach House. Coach House was one of the first bars I visited upon my arrival to the Valley. Coming from the dive capital of the state (Tucson), dive bars were my safe haven and I heard that Coach House was the mother of all dive bar safe havens. As the oldest bar in Scottsdale, it deserves this title too. Coach House is ugly. It is. It's dirty. Sometimes the bathrooms are broken. And don't even think about using the boy's bathroom if the girl's is out of commission. In that case you hold it or you use the portapotty outside. At Coach House, you respect the regulars and don't think about messing with them. Those who act like they are better than you shouldn't step inside Coach House and you shouldn't enter unless you plan on stumbling out and as happy and drunk as can be. Bar crawls? You have to start here. Wedding weekend? One too many cocktails at the rehearsal dinner and you'll see the suits stumble in. Bachelor/ette parties? I've seen the boas and crowns stop in on the way to the bars. And then you've got your golfers, day drinkers, sports enthusiasts, locals and college kids taking up the rest of the bar. Christmas lights light up the Coach House on a regular day but come the Christmas season and you won't be able to walk a step without seeing a new Christmas decoration or lights in front of you. Coach House is the staple bar in Old Town. It's not a bottle service "so Scottsdale" bar, it's dive bar you call home and miss when you're on vacation.
Q: positive

A: Brasserie V is a SURE THING on EVERYTHING! Local and seasonal menus are just the beginning of the GREATNESS! More European beer on tap than anywhere else in Madison! Perfect ambiance, compete with compatible glassware, makes drinking your favorite beer even better! Friendly service! I've enjoyed the burger, fish, salads, mussels, FRITES, and have NEVER been disappointed. Go tonight! Waits are longer Friday and Saturday. They serve 7 days a week.
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer: It seems that they opened and were pretty consistent with the preparation of their food for about a month. In recent times the sandwiches (namely their hangover burger/chicken caprese) have been served soggy (happens every time). Their buffalo chicken sandwich is under-sauced half of the time & their "soon to be famous" chicken wings taste as though they were made in the microwave (go to JT's for "already famous wings") Onward to the clientele; I live in the neighborhood and know that it comes with the territory but: white dudes with golfing sunburns, tons of botox, 20/30 something douches. There's also too much going on; kids corner (with video games), family dining/bar area laden with jerseys and pics of the hood converts to gold fish racing, vomit in adjacent parking lot, poor judgment hook-ups post-frat bar. Now I'm not saying that all of the above is bad, it's just that there's too much going on, it lacks direction (or the lack there of...) oh... and I hate the valet thing that happens in this part of town oh... and don't park in the JT's lot unless you're going to JT's
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Output: OMG AMAZING VEGAN DONUTS! These donuts tasted like non-Vegan donuts! My friend had to try these when we were in Vegas. The one thing I want to say is that I wish I could eat more than one donut at a time [I have a problem eating sweets in large quantities]!!! The owner was incredibly nice and although the place seemed older, it felt very welcoming and/or comfortable. We even met some "regulars" who were sitting in the dining area - they were the nicest people ever! If you're in Vegas, it's seriously a few miles off of the strip and is well worth the little drive!
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output: My family and I thought we would try meat and potatoes on a recent trip to Pittsburgh while staying downtown. Take a page out of what not to do at a restaurant here! We stopped by and while waiting for them to see if they had a table, they asked if we were going to the game which we were not. They basically said when asked they would get us right in if we were but put us on a waiting list which was going to be 40 minutes. We went in to wait by the bar and saw five empty tables. Ashley who took our name, came in five minutes later and basically told us there were OTHER PLACES IN TOWN to eat. What the f?.. After back and forth, she pulled one of the five empty tables out of her a$$ and miracously got us a table. Service still sucked as our waiter rich could care less about getting us drinks let alone dinner. Food was great and my only recommendation is the owner/manager should fire rich and Ashley tomorrow These two suck holes are costing them a lot of business.
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I used to go to Fugu in Gilman St. for dinner. I was excited when Ichiban was opened. The first couple of times, this restaurant was OK. The last two times, the food is not acceptable for the price. The salt and pepper octopus was not fresh and smelly and the chicken was very soft and did not taste like chicken at all. Last weekend my in-law came from out of town and my whole family went to Ichiban for dinner. My in-law ordered Lobster with ginger and scallion. It was a BIG MISTAKE. The lobster must have been frozen for months and the meat tasted awful and rotten. I confronted the owner and she admitted the lobster was not fresh. How can a restaurant serve the customer with rotten food!? I realize now the restaurant tries to cover up the inferior quality of the meat with heavy use of salt and hot pepper. But it would not work with customer with taste. It was a bad experience. I will never ever go back again!!!!