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Output: Ripped Off At Giada! Let me start by saying that I never even bothered to eat at the restaurant after my experience at the bar. Four of us sat down for a cocktail before dinner. We ordered two Vodka with juice on the rocks, a beer and a margarita. When we got the bill we were charged 14.00 per vodka drink with an additional 3.00 charge per Vodka for "The Rocks"? I asked what that charge was and he said it is always more for "on the rocks" in Vegas. I have been to Vegas hundreds of times and two of my friends with us live in Vegas. We said we NEVER heard of a 3.00 per drink charge for "on the rocks"! We asked if we had ordered the Vodka and not said on the rocks would he have given us ice? We also asked if we ordered w/out ice would it cost less. He could not answer except to say that is how it is in Vegas! I was so frustrated by his stupid explanation and bewildered look we just left and vowed NEVER to eat there. Later that night we told some other Vegas locals about it and they shared a horror story as well about there recent experience at Giada. They had 8:00 Pm reservations and arrived at 7:59. The hostess told them they were backed up and to go get a drink and come back in 30 minutes. The bar in the restaurant is tiny so they had to go downstairs to get a drink. The crowds were busy and by the time they got their drinks it was time to be seated, the hostess told them they can't bring the drinks in from outside. They told the hostess she told them to go get the drinks, she said sorry either leave the drinks or gulp them down but you can't bring them in. It was 80.00 worth of drinks! They guzzled them down and were seated and waited FOREVER to be served and all they had to say was the food was fair at best, the service poor and the prices way too high! BTW.. I have never given a 1 star review before, I am NOT the angry kind of customer and generally only leave good reviews of places I enjoy. This experience aggravated me so much I had to tell it like it is.

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Output: Hillside is missing a couple things. Outside music and attentive service. Two things that make sitting on the patio on a Sunday, much, much better. Good service is a concious choice.

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Output: must be out of business. The number is disconnected. bummer. I need a gardener.

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Free Wifi, but half of the restaurants were closed or closed off! WTF! I had a 620 pm flight on Virgin and there were no good restaurants nearby. Wolfgang was randomly closed. The sandwich shop in our area closed at 7pm...we are talking about Vegas...not a teensy tiny airport. I hear the only happening area is the Southwest terminal...I guess all the good stuff is there...oh and the starbucks off the B Virgin Terminal was the slowest ever. 15 min to get a hot tea...waiting and waiting and waiting and waiting just like everything in LV...