Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: So, did you just hit the jackpot at one of the casinos? Want to burn through your loot quickly? Stop at Crystals! This mall is entirely filled with high-end stores. Literally, it is hard to leave any one of these shops less than a grand lighter. Don't get me wrong, I like high-end goods and have purchased a fair bit of them over the years. The reason why this mall only gets two stars from me is because they have ONLY super high-end goods. The mall itself is dead except for people trying to walk around and cool off, but the stores themselves aren't doing much business. They should have tried to mix in some moderately priced stores to keep the place feeling alive. My other beef with Crystals is that there's no easily accessed option to grab a drink on a hot Las Vegas day. Seriously, how about a small vendor or two with stands in the middle of the mall? Did I miss something, or is it blistering hot here in the desert? Lastly, the layout of the mall is somewhat confusing. You can walk down a hallway to nowhere without realizing it, plus there's an absence of directory signs to help you find your way around. Granted, the building isn't that massive, but still, good design makes it easy for people to get around, not get lost. Crystals had an opportunity to be a great mall in the heart of Vegas, but like many things in this town, it was prone to excess and poor planning. Perhaps once some of the leases run up on the super-lux stores, they can re-think this mall for the 2012 economy and mindset of your average Vegas visitor. This isn't Rodeo Drive baby.
Q: positive

A: "When do you need the shirts by?" "How soon can you make 'em? We got a game tonight at 9." Concerned look on Shane's face, "I'm pretty sure I can do that." He did. I needed five shirts for my league team with a big logo on the back and different numbers on the front. I went into the shop around 4:30 PM and got a call around 8 PM saying the shirts would be ready by 8:30. I cut it close but the man delivered. Shane was very friendly and helpful. I got a 10% discount for ordering a "quantity" I brought the tees to my team and they all loved the shirts. They dug the design, the P.E. Shirt style, material and the fit. Oh, and by the way, we won all three games of our match that night. I'll be going back to Brand X.
Problem: What would be an example of an positive (OPTIONS:
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Answer: I love this restaurant! The hummus with pine nuts and with chicken (or without) is to die for! I love hummus, and this is so good! I have also eaten their schwarma pits (fried garbonzo beans in a pita) which is equally delicious. Yum! I have also had a small lunch pizza with spinach, pesto, goat cheese, and tomatos. Yum! All in all this place has great food, and In have always had great service, and delicious food. It is very fun and consistent. I will always go back!
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Output: I stopped in today with a brand new SEIKO SBDC007 Shogun (Japanese Domestic Market) to have the bracelet adjusted. I'd lost 2 pins and they charged me $10 a piece for those, which I thought was outrageous, but I can deal with that. What really ticked me off is the fact that I get home and notice a nick in the left lower lug on a brand new titanium watch that was shipped from Japan only 2 days ago!!! It would've been nice of them to let me know that at the store, but then they'd be admitting to being culpable for their negligence. Outrageous prices and incompetent watch repair guys who F'ed up an expensive, rare titanium watch that is no longer produced. Picture attached.
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output: Hell Hole. An utterly crappy night at LAX at the Luxor. We went at 10:00, waited an hour, only to be packed in, hermetically sealed, on a dance floor. I understand that club owners would want a packed club, but this was ridiculous. I could not move, let alone dance. It should not be legal to fit that many people on one dance floor. Plus, for a Vegas club that's all the rage, I was expecting more extravagance. But the interior was rather dull and just dark. Since the dance floor is surrounded by an upper level balcony, a throng of revelers is looking down on you. Which could be cool if you're feeling sexy, I guess. But to me, it was creepy. And, horrors beyound horrors, they played country music. I can appreciate a good country tune, but seriously, how am I supposed to dance to country? Line-dance? One star for being named after LA's airport.
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer:
42 dollars for nail trim and anal gland expression is highway robbery! Unfortunately I am not returning, I had good hopes about them. Service wasn't anywhere near the cost