Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Q: A train is coming the other way. Seeing him come, someone

A: trips and unfolds his hands.
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Q: Then the child gradually moves to another bar on the monkey bars by herself and when she gets to the end she steps on the wooden end and then makes her way back to the beginning. Then she climbs her way back to the end and that

A: helps her stick tube under her arm.
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Q: He pulls her nightie back on. He

A:
injects himself on top of her.
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