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Output: This place made me want to kill myself. I'm into art and all, but this place went overboard. The staff was not all there, it smelled like hot trash, the 5 floor elevator takes forever to get to you (stayed in the palms the night after and the 35 floor elevator got to me faster), can't wear hats at the bar, and while checking out, my friend had a box of crackers in the lobby and the fatass stuckup owner says "You can't have food on my property, nuh uh, get that outta here." You fatass bitch your hotel is a peice and FYI we ate and drank all up in the room. And we didn't tip room service because there WAS NONE. Creepy ass hotel. STAY AWAY.

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Output: I ate at the Wicked Spoon the day after eating at a buffet that cost about $25. As they say, you get what you pay for. I'd much rather pay $40 for the quality of food served at WS. I visited the Wicked Spoon on a Thursday about 5. It was perfect timing. My group beat the crowd by about 30-45 min. The set-up was clean. There were plenty of options- not as many options as a cheaper buffet- but quality over quantity. I like meat, so I was practically stuck at the meat station. Prime rib was decent, but the pork loin and top sirloin were great. The crab legs were on the thin side, but on the upside you can ask the server to steam them for you. I rarely eat dessert at buffets, but was attracted to the apple cobbler, served warm in an individual pan. I made my own a la mode with the ice cream. Again, for the quality the price was reasonable. At this point in time, WS tops my list in the buffet department.

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Output: Rami and Christopher are absolutely terrible at customer service. Walked away with a phone that was being shipper to her. I would never come back to this place nor will I use sprint once the contract is done. Again, rami and Christopher who are the manager and assistant manager are absolutely the worst at customer service. Definitely going to file a complaint for this treatment.

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Hands down best massage of my life. Found John through Yelp and decided to schedule with him after reading all of his great reviews- and I'm so glad I did! John is professional yet very therapeutic. He takes the time to listen to areas of concern prior to the massage. I quickly learned that John has the hands of an angel & I left my session feeling completely rejuvenated and refreshed. I especially enjoyed the stretching during the massage. Definitely plan to return on a monthly basis!