Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: Worst pedicure, ever...see pictures... And, my nails are the same. Told her to "even the length", and they're far from even ...cuticles are chopped. Really a bad experience.
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A: My wife and I stopped in looking for a favorite breakfast spot having recently moved into the area. The parking lot was deserted which should have tipped us off. Upon entering the waiter, although polite, was not personable. The decor is eccletic and relatively sparse with an open view of the kitchen. I ordered the "unred" velvet pancakes with no icing and a side of biscuits and gravy. My wife opted for the bacon bacon cheese and bacon plate. With my pancakes they forgot to leave the icing off which wasn't a big deal except the cook berated the waiter in front of us and the one other patron that had arrived. Extremely unprofessional in my eyes, if I want to see chefs yelling at people I will turn on the food network. The pancakes themselves arrived with small light colored chuncks in them I assumed were nuts but in actuallity looked like hard clumps of batter. My biscuits and gravy were done well the gravy just a touch on the salty side. My wife's bacon bacon cheese bacon plate was underwhelmingly bacony. She left it half eaten due to the fact "it just didn't have much flavor". Going in we knew the price but after our underwhelming food it was definitely not worth it. Still in search of a favorite breakfast spot.
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer: Hard not to be frustrated with this place. Asked for a burger, medium rare, everything on the side. Got a burger, medium, everything on it, plus fries that had been clearly sitting around. Seriously. You're a sports bar. You can't screw up burgers. Although, given the number of televisions, I don't think I'd classify this place as a sports bar. The waiter finally came over when I had two bites left to ask me how the burger was. Well, dude, it sucked. My wife's flatbread? No bueno. So then, the manager comes over and asks me if I want another one. Really? Then he asks me If I want one to go. Look, the burger sucked when it was fresh from the kitchen. To go? No thanks. Besides, WTF? No, I can't eat a second burger. I'm a big fella, but come on, man. A second burger? I really want to like local places that are not chain restaurants. Keep the dollars local. However, I think I'll stick to Blue 32.
Input: OPTIONS:
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Generate a negative review for a place
Output: Where to begin? How about at the beginning. The organization of the seating/line situation is abhorrent. It took half an hour for about 25 people to be processed and seated. There are two problems with solutions right there. One: Suggest to customers buying the 24 hour dining pass (great deal, by the way) that for an upcharge they can bypass the line so as to avoid the lengthier processing line since all they have to do is get scanned. You make money, we don't get stressed before a meal. This is a "french" restaurant, right? The stress should be in the back of the house. Two: Maybe have, oh, I don't know, a HOSTESS to seat and a SERVER to fill drinks? Or have a soda/juice/coffee station for customers to get themselves beverages? If you trust people to carry their own plates, why not trust them to carry their own cups? Having a willy-nilly seating arrangement with three or four ladies to seat guests and immediately get them their drinks makes absolutely no sense at all. One more thing in terms of running this shin-dig, and this is not a problem with just Le Village Buffet alone. WHY. WHY is breakfast served until 11? WHY? This is Vegas, right? Famous for late nights and breakfast buffets. So, tell me why you encourage guests to stay up late gambling and then do not reward them for their hard work by allowing them to sleep and get up for a lovely brunch? Obviously, you should not stop serving breakfast, but perhaps should begin to add lunch items around noon and phase out things like omelets and bacon around that time too. 11 is unacceptable. What is this, prison? And another thing! What is going ON back there? With a French theme, I would expect some technically superior food. Come on, chief! What are y'all DOing back there? Southern style corned beef hash, biscuits with gravy, stale bread (bread, of all things!) limp, overcooked pasta, uninspired eggs benedict wherein someone lost control of their hot sauce holding hand, and finally, crepes that were far, FAR too thick. Wait, also the desserts were badly executed. Creme brulees were torched like nine hours ago and did not crunch but the custard was good. No finesse, no sense of intention or dedication or grace or communication. I tasted confusion and lack of organization. The complete opposite of what I expect from a true french cook. The best thing there besides the salad bar was the quiche, and I suspect it came frozen out of a package. Get. It. Together. Chief. Seriously. And management. Where is your business sense? Really.
input: Write a positive yelp review (OPTIONS:
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output: Carl's Jr is Carl's Jr; we all know the menu and the quality tends to be consistent (pretty good fast food burgers and I'm lovin' that fried zucchini with ranch dip), so I normally wouldn't bother even reviewing one because there are no surprises, but I got one the other night: BF and I were leaving the Stratosphere around 2 a.m. and decided to pull in for a cool drink. I just wanted a soda, he a had a chocolate shake in mind. I warned him not to get his hopes up- ALL fast food franchises are ALWAYS cleaning the shake machine after midnight, and sure enough, when we pulled up to the speaker and he asked if they still had shakes, The Voice (older female) said "I don't think so, let me check" and then, the inevitable "No, the machine is down"... but, WAIT FOR IT: "I will make you one, though". Wha wha wha WHAT?? My neck is still sore from the way my head snapped around. We drove around, thinking Ashton Kutcher would be at the window, laughing and pointing at our gullibility, but no, it was just this really nice lady, with a freshly made milkshake in her hand and a pleasant smile on her face. God love you, Carl's Jr Lady! These stars are for you!
Problem: Write a positive (OPTIONS:
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After 11 hours walking and wandering, my feet had enough. I had another 45 minutes before meeting my friends and I couldn't walk another step. Lo and behold, a light shone down before me and an Irish Pub appeared. I decided to go in and rest my feet and give my thanks. I'm a sucker for an Irish pub and It was really cute. Nice and dark, victorian/shop style pub. Dark, rich paneled walls and bar with beveled glass and lots of shop trinkets scattered everywhere like boxes of old sugar, or tins of tea, etc. Super cozy. I debated on ordering an appetizer, but I didn't want to ruin my appetite if I ate with my friends. I opted for a a vodka cocktail and a bag of the cute imported Chipsticks malt vinegar potato snacks they offered. The bartender had an Irish accent and an Irish band played in the back of the bar. Perfect way for me to rest me feet and revive before I met up with friends! A great place to stop if you happen to be wandering the Mandalay Bay or Luxor.