Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: I've gone to this specific location a few times out of convenience, but not any more. My most recent trip was mostly a complete waste of time. I asked for a simple balance service, and they only made it worse. The only thing keeping me from giving one star, is the fact that I didn't have to pay (rightly so, as they mounted the tires/rims to begin with). The store on 99th and McDowell is far superior in customer service and technician quality. They properly balanced my tire and made the problem go away. Turns out a couple of wheels were more than 2oz off... maybe the Dysart store needs to calibrate their machine.
Q: negative

A: Been here about 3 times before but this last experience was the icing on the cake... Made a reservation for seven people at 6:30pm. Arrive & the hostess says yes, they do have our reservation but many other people also made reservations so we have to wait 20 minutes. Hmmm. So, because we had a toddler with us we decide that instead of waiting we would just sit outside instead. After about 15 minutes without a server coming by I go inside & tell the hostess. Then the waiter comes over & takes drink & appetizer orders. Brings the drinks but forgets my husbands for about 20 more minutes until we finally ask for it. At this point the music turns up about 50% louder, blasting. We couldn't hear each other...it was crazy loud. We ask out waiter to have it turned down. At this point he gets very augmentative & tells a member of our party to go inside & hear it in there cause it's even louder in there & we shouldn't be complaining about it. Soo we ask for the manager, who promptly comes out & explains it's just loud for 1 song that they dance to inside. No problem, our server could've just told us that. Our food comes. No drawn butter or the metal cracking tool for the lobster claws. I have to go inside to find out waiter. Next we need to ask for refills on our drinks. At this point our waiter is acting like we are putting him out & a huge pain in his butt. I was a server, so I know how it is...but this guy is in the wrong field. The food was fine, but the service left a lot to be desired.
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer: I was looking forward to our dinner at B&B Ristorante. But unfortunately the experience just wasn't that great. We arrived and was seated, then sat for a while before a server spoke with us. My husband found plastic in his meal, which takes away the spark of a nice dinner. The server brought a new dish, but by then I was finished with mine. We again waited for a while to receive our check. The plastic dinner was comped, but overall it just wasn't the nice or tasty dining experience I expected from this restaurant.
Input: OPTIONS:
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Generate a positive review for a place
Output: I went for Sunday brunch and loved it. I thought the antique store part was fascinating and it has the added bonus of making any wait time for a table go by in a flash (there was also coffee you could help yourself to before being seated.) I saw some nice antique compacts and there were more vintage clothes than I expected, glass coffee pots, beautiful vintage chairs, etc. some of it is dusty and it's sort of a cozy clutter of oddities and antiques. Examples of the oddities are a literal shrine to the Steelers complete with kneeling bench, and glass table lamps filled with painted Barbies. The food though! It was really terrific, very flavorful, very filling. I was in a party of 2 and we were seated with some other guests at a large table. For $11.50 I got unlimited coffee & tea, an entree from a small menu that I understand changes weekly and unlimited access to the 100% vegetarian (and vegan?) buffet. A dozen different bundt cakes to try, some of the best hummus I've ever eaten, salads, fruit, cilantro beans, a variety of cold pasta dishes, orzo, penne, peanut noodles, spicy green beans, chickpea salad, a great herbed potato salad with vinegar dressing...etc. I'm sure it changes every week so there's no use itemizing everything. I loved how everything was seasoned, no two dishes tasted too much alike; mostly basic ingredients that were well prepared with surprising variety, nourishing, and most importantly tasted really good. I loved the lack of tofu especially, not that I dislike tofu but it's everywhere. The seitan slices in my entree tasted great and not like they just slid them out of a can. Good times. I will definitely go again.
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output: Four stars for the food and the fact that it's so close to my house. But I have to give the place 2 stars overall for the owner/head waiter. He's so surly and gruff. I'm sure he thinks he's funny and there are some customers that think the same, but he's just a pain in the butt. This is not some New York Deli or Dick's Last Resort. It's a small place that depends on keeping local folks in Mountain's Edge happy. Be polite and courteous. Leave the surly attitude for another venue.
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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- positive) review?

Answer:
Ate dinner here a week ago. They advertised a free buffet for happy hour but turns out it is nothing more than chips and salsa. They also have a fruit platter but who is going to eat that with the cantaloupe killing so many people. When we saw the "Buffet" we decided to try dinner. Did not like the food. Just a tiny step above fast food. The side dish was sone kind of noodles but they were cut up in about 1 inch pieces. The beans were mashed and I almost gagged on them. The chile relleno was the best part of the meal but still not up to par with the Barrio Cafe, I do not plan on going back here again. Can't believe their quality of food since they are located in a high class neighborhood. Their adsvertising photos below are terrible. Photgrapher used very bad lighting and it shows.