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Output: I'm tired of the rain and cold. In Phoenix. I've got my electric blanket on and even my dog is sleeping on the bed to keep warm! Why does it seem colder this year? Why are my knuckles cracking? Why do I need a hot bath every night to warm up before bedtime? Why? Why? Why? Still better than Buffalo, that's for sure!

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Output: Anyone who loves the arts would like this place a lot. The staff were very friendly and kindly explained to me that everything they have including the arts and crafts, coffee beans, and deserts are all made/ grown locally. They do have a dining area with Wi-Fi, and it's usually pretty quiet. FABO is a great place to chill or get some work done in a cozy, art-filled environment.

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Output: My visit here was such a major let down. Going in, I was quite excited. The choices seemed endless and my mind was working overtime creating various concoctions of burgers and shakes. But alas, it was all in vain. The exterior is rather deceptive. It can be easy to drive right by this place. And the outside doesn't even hint at the inside. But I found the inside to be a bit of a let down. 50s diner themes can be great. But this place felt like they phoned it in. Before reviewing the menu, I had already decided on my custom milkshake. One of my absolute favorite milkshakes I've ever had was a "freckle face" (chocolate chip). And here was my opportunity to have that again and add a little something extra, like perhaps coconut. But upon looking at the menu, I discovered that they don't have chocolate chips. Undeterred and still feeling optimistic, I opted for the Almond Joy. When my shake arrived, though, it was basically a chocolate milkshake with some generic flavoring labeled "Almond Joy". There were no chunks (like the menu pictures had led me to believe) or great flavors or anything. And I don't know why they even bothered serving it with a spoon - it was all liquidity, no thickness. For a starter / side, I opted for a half order of half fries, half onion rings. And I, of course, had a mini freak out when I saw the dipping sauces (I have a major love for dipping sauces) and was compelled to order the foursome (one of each of their sauces). Another let down. The fries were delicious, but the onion rings were too greasy to eat. And the only dipping sauce that was edible was the cheese sauce (which was totally out of a can). Though, I guess when it comes to value, I can say that the half order was huge and enough for a family of 4. For the burger, I went with the 1/3 lb., medium, with bacon, blue cheese, lettuce, and tomato. I figured it was a rather safe, non-crazy choice - so I could be sure to judge the burger on the burger, as opposed to the win or fail of some crazy flavor combination. When the burger arrived, it looked great. I cut it in half and it looked like a perfect medium. But after the first bite, I was seriously underwhelmed. There was zero flavor. How could a burger be flavorless? It was medium and pink, but not juicy. It was pretty much inedible. Now, I am hoping that perhaps this place is just hit or miss. My friend had been here before, and ordered the exact same burger, and loved it. And even he (who was along this trip to watch me eat) agreed that the burger this time was quite bad. So despite the service being good and there being some neat things (like a photo album on each table with pictures of the 1 lb. burger challenge), the food was not good.

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BEWARE: Wait staff tampers with receipts to give themselves larger tips! Had a lovely time here at dinner, however when I checked my credit card statement I noticed $25+ dollars were added to my total. I tried to call to talk to the restaurant and they transferred me to their credit card dispute department, and I was on hold for 31 minutes during their stated business hours. I never got to speak with anyone, but took a photo of my hold time total because I couldn't believe how long I was waiting and I wasn't confident anyone would ever pick up. I decided to email them and I received an automated response that they would get back to me in 7-10 business days. It is day 11, and I haven't received any response. I finally had to dispute it with my credit card company. I was shocked at the lack of response and unavailability of the credit card disputes department. This type of thing has never happened to me before. You would think management would take theft pretty seriously, but from the lack of response they seem ok with it. Basically, I am saying - don't go here because someone on the wait staff steals. If you go, make sure you pay cash. I don't like writing bad reviews, but this type of behavior just isn't right and I felt the need to warn others to be careful.