Problem: Its chaos and the excellent staff there immediately attended to me and get me on a stretcher and into a small makeshift room . A guy flat lines to my left after choking on his own vomit , a woman to my far right is screaming in some kind of pain I ca n't see or imagine . A father sadly strokes the head of his young blonde daughter as she is curled up in a ball completely unconscious . An old lady in the room in front of me laid there staring at me for hours .

What must have I been through prior to this ?

A: i must have been through a disaster requiring emergency assistance .

Problem: I put my name in the hat . Once I am retired there should be lots of free time ( after the grandkids have gone home or gone to sleep ) . They have plans for two more events in the future . And they seem to still be gathering data for the first one .

Why is the narrator choosing to volunteer for more things ?

A: They are nearing retirement .

Problem: Just got a call from a woman about a chipmunk on the walkway who looked like it was in shock or disorientated . I wanted so badly to tell her it was just acting like most students who were still trying to find their way around campus . I dispatched a unit but the chipmunk figured out where it was suppose to be and took off before we could go speak to it . I ' m sure it found itself at the Communications building and thought he was suppose to be at the Communications CENTER instead .

Why would the man be annoyed at the woman caller ?

A:
She is calling about nonsense .