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An example of an positive review: Wish I could remeber her name, I want to say..Roseanne or something like that, anyhow, she was a super friendly server that made our brunch pleasant. Our coffees and waters were never in need. Friend and I had the breakfast grits bowl ($10) from the brunch menu, appreciated the soysauge substitute in place of bacon without charge. Goat cheese grits always hits the spot. Wished it had a bit less pinto beans a bit more of the cucumber salsa. We both had a bit of pinto beans left over in the bowl at the end. Other friend had one of the bloody Marys that came with a whole strip of bacon and chicken and biscuit. I didn't try any but empty cup and plate at end of the meal could only mean satisfaction. Planning on visiting back for dinner soon.

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An example of an positive review: Stopped at Sam's for a work lunch. Great location. It's good to have places like this downtown. Everyone in our group enjoyed the food. From the variety of pre-meal chips, the entrees, and the post meal white chocolate tamales. I had the shrimp tacos an they were great. Fresh, rich with flavor, and very filling. I'd like to stop in after work some time for some margaritas.

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An example of an negative review: The ONLY thing good about this place is the hot waitresses/hostesses in sexy outfits. That gets 8 stars. The steak is good. But so what? Any dope can buy good quality meat, toss it on the grill and add some butter. Hell, I can get the same quality at home. I only came here because a client wanted to buy me dinner here. The design of this place is pretty awful. Very cheap quality finishes all around. Ikea quality. This is not what you expect from a place charging $60+ for a steak. The bathroom looks like a basic Home Depot job. Cheap chairs. Cheap carpet. Stupid neon "sculpture" on ceiling. The place plays very loud music, probably to get people to eat fast, and move along for next ass to fill a seat. You can tell that Gordon Ramsay is a cheap and stingy twat by the quality of this place. Taking advantage of the poor rubes who come here for a "fine dining" experience.

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An example of an positive review: Great food and service, wish they had a selection of bread/dinner rolls though.