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Output: My experience is this: I heard the hype, wanted to taste the hype, could see the hype, didn't like the hype. I ordered one of the two barometer sandwiches for an Italian deli; the meatball sub. The other is the Italian cold cut which I will try. Price was OK, size was OK, bread was VERY good, meatballs were pretty good, sauce was MEH. The real reason for the 2 star review, trust me I am not a hater, is that it came out cold. Not like NOT-steaming hot, not luke warm but actually cold. It was super packed and right at lunch time, just before noon so I would have expected it to be piping hot. I will try the Italian cold cut and may update this review to a more favorable one. For now, color me unimpressed.

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Output: I've been going to this Cafe since I was dragged to Vegas with my parents, and now going here as an adult, I can say they are nothing like I remember, which is all around sadness. The menu has drastically changed, almost gotten smaller and more limited to the traditional, nothing exciting, nothing saying try me instead of your usual, sad. Gave this a go the first morning we were in Vegas, I went in with high hopes because I hadn't been in quite some time, about 5 years to be exact, and like I aforementioned the menu was more appetizing than for breakfast at least, but to my surprise it shrank to nothingness. UGH! The service was mediocre, as was the food nothing to go home and brag about that's for sure WAIT! there is something to note our actual server did happen to help us use a coupon for 5 bucks off there, by adding and giving us blueberry muffins to go (at this point I was willing to try everything to make me have a better experience at this place, ha!). But again your traditional breakfast choices with a higher price than should be, nothing special. I think I would have to be highly intoxicated and handed free food to give this place another whirl when again in the city of Sin.

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Output: Came here with a girlfriend for a quick lunch. We were quickly greeted and seated. We ordered the Mista salad to start with and monte bianco. When our salad arrived we were delivered the wrong salad - don't get me wrong the salad we received was good but it wasn't what we ordered, then our pizza came.... THE WRONG PIZZA CAME! Both times we told the food runner and he looked mortified, but told us it would take a bit for the new pizza to cook so we just ate the other pizza. I am still dumb founded that we ordered two things and both things were wrong - they weren't even busy. But what we did receive was really good - So i just don't know if we caught them on an off day or what, but I would be willing to try it again, I just better get the food I order next time ;)

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I have been here multiple times, hoping for improvements, but the service is the worst. It is negligent, unprofessional, and imprudent. Sadly, the waitresses' bad attitude is more than enough to turn away any customer. The up-in-your-face approach comes off in a very condescending manner. As a Colombian, it is a great disappointment. // El servicio es lo peor--horrible, por no decirlo de otra manera. Como Colombiano, este lugar es una gran decepcion.