Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer: Great beer. Great food. Good service. Beautiful historic building. What more do you need? The Great Dane is somewhere I make a habit of going to whenever I'm in Madison. Last time I was there for five days with my wife we ended up going twice. The food is quite good. A simple but excellent treat is the soft pretzels. I have yet to have a bad meal at the Dane. The beer is good. They have many choices that change over time. If you are a beer fan, they will have something to match your taste. They even make their own root beer and ginger ale. Both are amazing.

Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer: Marginal service and tasteless food. Waited over 10min after being seated and the servers were standing around talking. Ordered Pad Thai and Pad See Yew. Both were absolutely lacking in any flavor and the Pad Thai had very little chicken and no peanuts or green onion as other reviewers noted. Would not return.

Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer:
I've dined in and taken my ramen to go (just recently found out that this was even an option, yay!) I haven't had a bad experience here. The staff is fun and friendly. The food is hot and consistently on-point! I always order the Screaming for Vengeance shio Ramen with fried rice, gyoza, and the mini chasu bowl. All a delightful taste sensation... Don't trust my reviews on spicy food if you have low tolerance for spicy food. For my tastes, Screaming for Vengeance is just above a medium level of spiciness. I'd say it's about as hot as the xxtra flaming hot cheetos in the black bag. It'll make your nose run, but it's highly tolerable and still has flavor. One of my dining partners did not share the same sentiment. He thought it was insanely hot and he basically chucked the rest of his rice and tea down to calm the burn... My tip? Let it cool down temperature wise and the spiciness won't be so intense.