Problem: BODY: Little David comes home from first grade and tells his father that they learned about the history of Valentine's Day. "Since Valentine's day is for a Christian saint and we're Jewish," he asks, "will God get mad at me for giving someone a valentine?" David's father thinks a bit, then says "No, I don't think God would get mad. Who do you want to give a valentine to?" "Osama Bin Laden," David says. "Why Osama Bin Laden," his father asks in shock. "Well," David says, "I thought that if a little American Jewish boy could have enough love to give Osama a valentine, he might start to think that maybe we're not all bad, and maybe start loving people a little bit. And if other kids saw what I did and sent valentines to Osama, he'd love everyone a lot. And then he'd start going all over the place to tell everyone how much he loved them and how he didn't hate anyone anymore." His father's heart swells and he looks at his boy with newfound pride. "David, that's the most wonderful thing I've ever heard." "I know," David says, "and once that gets him out in the open, the Marines could blow the shit out of him."
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A: SUBJECT: A touching thought

Problem: BODY: Transwestern's average deliveries to California were 908 MMBtu/d (83%), with San Juan lateral throughput at 867 MMBtu/d. Total East deliveries averaged 536 MMBtu/d. El Paso's average deliveries to California were 2103 MMBtu/d (72%): - PG&ETop, capacity of 1140 MMBtu/d, deliveries of 723 MMBtu/d (63%) - SoCalEhr, capacity 1250 MMBtu/d, deliveries of 945 MMBtu/d (76%) - SoCalTop, capacity 543 MMBtu/d, deliveries of 435 MMBtu/d (80%) Friday's posted Gas Daily prices: SoCal gas, large pkgs 2.955 (-.075) PG&E, large pkgs 2.855 (-.165) TW San Juan n/a TW Permian 2.78 (-.08) Enron Online bases: Dec-Mar Apr-Oct Perm-CA .14 (-.03) .28 (+.02) SJ - CA .26 (-.01) .49 (+.05) SJ-Waha .16 (+.02) .25 (+.03) Perm-Waha .04 (even) .05 (+.01)
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A: SUBJECT: California Capacity Report for Week of 10/29-11/2

Problem: BODY: In what I'm sure is an oversight, EEI forgtot to send me a ballot. After appealing for my right to vote, a ballot was forthcoming. I voted "NO" on the proposal. We will see what happens from here.
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SUBJECT: EEI - Ballot on Article 2.3