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A non-sequitur is a response that doesn't follow from the conversations or answers preceding it. Here are a few examples of common questions or greetings, along with confusing responses you can use: "Hi, how are you?" "You're the first person to say that to me. What does it mean?" "Excuse me, do you have the time?" "No, but I saw it flying that way a few minutes ago." "(any sentence with a technical term or proper noun)" "Sorry, I'm not really into Pokemon." "Good morning" (angrily) "I can't believe you got arrested tomorrow!" "What?" (cheerily) "Good chatting with you, talk to you later!" For example, ask a stranger to lend you her shoes, let you adopt her dog, or help you install your electric lines. When she refuses, stare at her with an expression of shock, mutter "people these days," and walk away. Say "kids these days" instead, but only when talking to someone clearly older than yourself. This works best if you act and talk as though you were completely normal, then surprise people with one of the following actions: Drop to the floor and crawl or crab-walk away. Graham Chapman of Monty Python used to crawl around at important dinner functions and rub against people's legs. Stand at attention and salute someone. Bonus points if you set your cell phone to play your country's national anthem. Ask someone who lives in your friend's house to let you and your assistants in while he's away. Prank your friend with confusing alterations to his room. This prank is best reserved for very close friends, with a good sense of humor. Photograph his room, take everything out of it, then return it exactly the way it was before... in a perfect mirror image. Wrap every object in the room with newspaper, including the furniture.

summary: Prepare silly or non-sequitur answers. Ask for ridiculous favors, then act offended when refused. Carry out confusing physical actions. Confuse someone by altering his room.

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You can ask Slackbot a question about any Slack feature by sending it a direct message. Slackbot will respond to your question with an answeror, at the very least, a link to a page that will give you more information. Your question can be about any Slack feature. For example, type "How do I upload a file?" to receive a quick walk-through and a link that contains more information. You could also type a keyword or phrase instead of a question. Typing "upload a file" will yield the same response as "How do I upload a file?" Slackbot can only answer questions about using Slack. If Slack doesn't understand your question, it will respond with, "I'm afraid I don't understand, I'm sorry!" Think about other ways to ask the same question, and then try them out. For example, asking "How do I talk to my coworker privately?" will confuse Slack, but "How do I send a private message?" will yield a direct link to a helpful walkthrough. If you're not able to get a helpful response from Slackbot after rephrasing your question, visit Slack's help database at http://get.slack.help. When you're done asking questions, click the name of your desired channel in the left menu (desktop version) or tap the down-arrow next to "@Slackbot" and choose "Close DM" (mobile).

summary: Open a direct message to Slackbot. Type a question into the Message box and press Enter. Rephrasing your question. Get more help. Close the DM with Slackbot.

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Add 1 cup (237 ml) of water and cup (118 ml) of fresh lemon juice to a glass or plastic bottle. Shake the bottle well to ensure that the ingredients are well mixed. For best results, use filtered, distilled, or bottled water. Lemon juice can help remove excess oil, tighten pores, and kill bacteria. Be sure to use a bottle that can hold at least 12 ounces for the toner. When you're ready to use the toner, wet a cotton pad or ball with it. Gently stroke it over your face, paying special attention to areas where you get most oily. If you prefer, you can place the lemon toner in a spray bottle and mist your face with the toner. Allow your skin to absorb it before moving on your skin care routine. While lemon juice can help improve the look of oily skin, it also lightly exfoliates, which can leave your face more sensitive to the sun. Protect your skin by applying a sunscreen with an SPF of at least 15 if you've applied the toner during the day.
summary: Combine the lemon juice and water. Dampen a cotton pad with the toner and apply it to your face. Follow up with sunscreen during the day.