Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: Seriously disappointing buffet. Severely understaffed, horrid service, cute atmosphere, the food doesn't stand out. It's all just meh. I went here Sunday afternoon, having researched which buffet to go to on the magical Buffet of Buffets pass and decided on this one. The line was long, horribly long....two hours long. Once inside the waitress took my drink order promptly, FINALLY SERVICE AT LAST. Refilled my drinks ten minutes later, and then vanished for the rest of my meal. When I was in line I was looking over the menu they have posted and noticed they had delicious duck on the menu. This excited me naturally. Who cares about a two hour wait when there is mouth watering duck. My imagination went wild with excitement. Then once inside in lines scouring the buffet for duck I quickly realized there was none. THERE WAS NO GODDAMN DUCK. My heart sank and then the resentment grew. The food was blah. I was eating just because I didn't want to admit that I wasted my afternoon sitting in line for a buffet that is slightly better than Home Town Buffet.
Q: positive

A: I love this location....Friendly staff & great customer service! It's very nice to be greeted by smiles & fabulous delish drinks! Kudos to this location!
Problem: What would be an example of an positive (OPTIONS:
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Answer: what can i say except....the word "discount" when it applies to alcohol just freaking rocks!!!
Input: OPTIONS:
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Output: Food reviews are sometimes about timing but I stopped by with a friend for lunch. Location was well located if you live in Central Phoenix, but it's the food that matters and really all I can rate it is a "meh". Growing up in Europe (call me a sandwich snob) I have yet t go to a place that serves the same quality bread and baguettes that one finds in Europe and would rank Dilly's Deli and Sacks, Sliver Mine subs or even Port of Subs above Jersey Mike's. Only the cardboard tasting bread of a Subway ranks below it imho. I wanted to like it but the bread was very similar to Subway, very light in flavor and not too good. If size matters (I did get the 15 inch one, and had it for lunch and dinner, but wouldn't call it a great value either). The ingredients were decent but when it comes to restaurants, or even fast food if you want to call it that, I want to leave wanting to come back. With Jersey Mike's, I didn't get this. Edible and ok if I had to , but not only my "to go" list for sandwiches.
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output: I ordered the $39.99 all you can eat meat; all of the meats were very dry!! The worst of the worst was the lamb, dry as hell and very gamey tasting. The worst lamb I've ever had. The acceptable items were the flank steak and the turkey wrapped in bacon, but not by much. Don't wast your time, money, or the opportunity to eat somewhere else.
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I did not understand this place. The food was ok and really chic. However the prices are Crazy with a capital "C". It's not a place to bring the kids, and its a very bad idea to even think about it. A family was sitting next to me, and the kids were driving me crazy. If you get a family next to you RUN. The decor is less then impressive and lack imagination. The service is dreadful. The waiters expect a 25% tip, and have attitude that they can not control, it was weird and I did not expect that. Could of been that night, or just that waiter, but its not a place I would return to soon.