Problem: Write a positive yelp review.
A: Pretty damn cool place to go. The day club is amazing and in my opinion much more fun. The nightclub is HUGE but still over crowded, and too air-conditioned. We were outside most of the night to get warm, until later the A/C couldn't keep up with all the body heat. Oh and again OVER CROWDED (can hardly dance). The outside area is pretty cool day and night. You can swim or go in the glass hot-tubs which are see-through from the sides. There are two bars and the staff work their butts off. The music is 4/5 at best. The washrooms are nice and big (outside) so you're never waiting in line. Inside around the dance floor there are booths for bottle service. Pretty cool, and the bartenders are chill about letting you get in without proof of knowing anyone. If this is the hottest club in Vegas I'm a little disappointed, but nonetheless it's a rad place to be.

Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A: I usually came here after working out at LVAC or doing Bikram yoga. A fair majority of the time, the service was terrible. I usually went late in the evenings between 8-10 PM. Either they gave me the wrong order, the wrong side, the music was too loud in the kitchen (unprofessional), the wait was RIDICULOUS, or a combination. What made me finally stop coming was when I pulled up in the drive-thru to order, the person told me to "wait just a sec"...no kidding, ten minutes later, I backed out & drove to the Tropical Smoothie on Durango & Warm Springs -- where service is a million times better. I had two similar experiences prior to the final straw. What the heck are they doing in there?! Management, I hope you know how terrible your service is, and if you knew better, you'd put an end to it. If I could, I'd give you negative stars.

Problem: Write a positive yelp review.
A:
#WVFN rolled in to Haus Murphy's last night. For starters, they have proper 32oz glasses, so they're already a hit in my book. Started the eating part of the night with a couple giant pretzels. Giant is correct; the thing was as big as my head! And big, puffy, salty, and delicious! With the brown mustard, it was definitely a hit! We ordered the Bauernplatte, which is listed as a combo for two, but handily accommodated three of us. The schnitzel was delicious, the german fried potatoes were delicious, bratwurst was ok. I avoided the red cabbage because I'm not a fan, but the other diners stated it was fantastic. Beer: Weihenstephan Hefeweizen was everything a wheat beer should be; rich and full-bodied, but not too heavy, with a very light citrus attribute. Franziskaner Weissbier was phenomenal! Delicious, rich, perfect. Franziskaner Dunkel was superb. Can't wait to sample the remainder of their selections. The live music was really awesome. They have a nice patio, with misters, so even in the summer it should be pleasant. I would never have guessed a place like this existed in Glendale. Now that I'm aware of its existence, I will certainly try to return.