A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange: Officer: May I see your driver's license? Driver: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI. Officer: May I see the owner's card for this vehicle? Driver: It's not my car. I stole it. Officer: The car is stolen? Driver: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the owner's card in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there. Officer: There's a gun in the glove box? Driver: Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk. Officer: There's a BODY in the TRUNK?!?!? Driver: Yes, sir. Hearing this, the officer immediately called his captain. The car was quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached the driver to handle the tense situation: Captain: Sir, can I see your license? Driver: Sure. Here it is. It was valid. Captain: Who's car is this? Driver: It's mine, officer. Here's the owner' card. The driver owned the car. Captain: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there's a gun in it? Driver: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it. Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box. Captain: Would you mind opening your trunk? I was told you said there's body in it. Driver: No problem. Trunk is opened; no body. Captain: I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glove box, and that there was a dead body in the trunk. Driver: Yeah, I'll bet the liar told you I was speeding, too!
Answer: speeding
The Red Rock expansion needs to get approval at the May 1st Board meeting. The procedure is to submit it to the Finance Committee of the Board for approval . Assuming the Finance Committee approves the project they would recommend it to the Board for approval. By this memo, I am requesting that Rod coordinate with Rick Buy to get it on the Finance Committee agenda. I will be in town for both the Board meeting and the Finance Committee meetings. If formal presentations are required at the Finance Committee we can decide who should do them. It is my understanding that no presentation needs to be done at the Board meeting. I will check with Jeff to see if he wants a formal presentation to the Finance Committee or if he will do it himself.
Answer: Red Rock expansion
Greetings Professor: Our group consists of Jeff Dasovich, Mark Guinney, Anil Sama and Carolyn Vavrek. We propose to examine the recently failed acquisition by Coke of Quaker Oats: Why merge? What was the value? Upside? Downside? Why did it go bust? Should it have gone through? What's up with this Buffet guy, anyway? If you have any concerns with this proposal, please let us know. Finally, if possible, we'd like to present on Thursday, April 26th. Best,
Answer: Group Project--E221
Hey thanks for coming out to see the boys the other night, if you weren't there you missed a good show. 24BOM will probably play with Junco Parker again. But more important than that is Thursday night at the Medicine Hat Gallery- 18th and Alberta St- 9:00 PM. Show up and give some support, 24BOM will be recording live that night and it would be great to have some crowd response on that cd!! Thanks again for your support- hope to see you there
Answer:
Thursday