Problem: Write a positive yelp review.
A: Food is phenomenal here....that sums up why it is so popular and you always have a wait. I try to come here early during the week before all the Central Phoenix Millennials wake up. Anytime before 9am is good, ha ha. Parking is tough if you dont get a spot behind the building. My favorite is the bacon and eggs...simple but the bacon is more like a steak! The potatoes are just awesome, with all the herbs they are so flavorful that I am craving them now as I right this review. The place is larger now that they moved a block away and very nice and modern inside. Highly recommend visiting here before you die...and not on the weekend.

Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A: Meh. We waited forever for a table while they sat several parties who came in after us. The food was ok. It is one of those places where it looks a lot better than it tastes. I ordered the original smash burger. The menu didn't list that it came with cheese or mayo, but it had both (I'm not a fan of either). It did list BBQ sauce, which wasn't on the burger. The burger itself was ok. I know it's called a smash burger but I guess I didn't realize it would be quite so smashed. They smashed all of the juice right out of it. It was fairly dry. It would have been great for a $12 burger, but for $18 I'd much rather go to Gordon Ramsey's Burgr.

Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A:
Rotten place. Smells of sewage and the manager runs around naked. Fact.