Problem: Write a positive (OPTIONS:
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A: I've always had a great experience here at Long. Conveniently located near Uptown in Dilworth on South Blvd, they're open till 7pm weekdays which is uber convenient for a dog mom that works late some days. There's always a ton of lovely vet tech ladies at the desk when you walk in and lots of seating on benches around the waiting area. I've never had to wait more than a few minutes for a pedicure (walk in) or a check up (which we've made appointments for). Pedicures here are $10 which is reasonable for me considering my 80lb dog thinks you're cutting his toes off and reacts accordingly each and every time he gets his nails clipped. A check up is $40, heart worm test is $32 and they offer a wide variety of meds at good prices (only a few dollars more than 1800PETMEDS' prices). We've always had a good experience here with a young female vet & all the vet techs and will continue to go back. I would NOT recommend boarding here, though - the facility is older and the kennel area isn't spacious enough for a dog over 50 lbs, in my opinion.
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Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer: I was fooled by the reviews. This was my first time ever going to a laundromat, and from the reviews, this placed seems like they would help me figure it out. Well, I took my comforter in to wash today and the lady working was overly rude when I asked her questions. And if I didn't catch it the first time, she started speaking to me in a slow, degrading manner. She also told me I needed the biggest, $6 washer, which was probably actually a little excessive, but oh well. Also, well over half of the machines are out of order. And the place isn't very clean for a laundry facility. Maybe I just didn't come when the right employees were working, but these other reviews had my expectations a lot higher than they should have been.
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Output: I flipped the rating between two and three stars, trying to decide which would be most accurate... after much debate, I settled on the two. Truth be told, I'd like to rate The Free House at a 2.5 - 2.75, but I can't rate it a full 3.0 in good conscience. I've been to the FHP four times since they've opened, and each experience has been mixed. I've yet to sit inside, as the patio area is really wonderful. The covered tables, the field-stone ground cover, and the "alcove" feel make for a relaxing and enjoyable place, even when the thermometer is pointed well into the triple digits. There's ample shade, so that helps a bit. The tap selections are excellent. Kudos to the FHP for their great taste in micro brews. While the offerings aren't exotic, they are well rounded and I guarantee there'll be something for everyone. Scotch and whisky selections are decent as well; you'll find most of the usual suspects on their liquor menu. Prices are reasonable, the two pours I had were "clinical" - clearly measured to the exact mL. The food and service are where the mixed feelings come into play. The servers are friendly, but sparse. On three of the four visits, we sat for some time between drinks; food seemed to take a long time to arrive; follow-ups were few and far between. During one of the visits, we had an exceptionally great server who was prompt, super friendly, helpful, and great with follow-ups. But, 1-out-of-4 does not a 4-star review make. Food quality has been consistently "meh." I know Wisconsin likes its food to border on the bland side, but come on. We've tried the jalapeno poppers, which were uniquely presnted - sliced on the half, grilled, and filled with creamed cheese; aside from the jalapeno flavor they were boring. Despite being charred, there wasn't much smoke/grill flavor, and the creamed cheese tasted like gruel. We had high hopes for it, but were left for wanting. The cheese curds were pedestrian; on par with what you'd find at any number of places. If you're looking for a handmade curd, look elsewhere. For entrees, we've tried a bunch... I won't go into tremendous detail as this would soon turn into a novel. The sandwiches are "bready" and bland - chicken didn't have any unique flavor; burgers were on the dry side and the beef was "lost" by the toppings - a good burger should stand on its own. The salads are nice, but when adding chicken, I'd appreciate a little more than 3 - 3.5oz of flavorless chicken breast. The loaded grilled cheese was embarrassing - someone mentioened it in a filtered review, and our experience was the same as his. With each visit, we've left with a happy/sad feeling. The drinks and atmosphere are consistently good. The food is consistently underwhelming. The service is consistently "off." The price is hardly ever a value; we've averaged around $48-$55 per visit for 2-3 people. I know it's hard to make a new place work... but I'd pay more attention to giving the food some recognizable flavor, improve the service a bit, and ease-up on the breadiness of the sandwiches. A little tweaking, and this could be a solid place. The Free House Pub = MEH Food = 2 stars Service = 2 stars Value = 2 stars MISC = 3.5 stars
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output: It's all suite with sunken living rooms. Could sleep 5 comfortably. Has everything you would need. One of the best looking lobbys. The Venetian and Palazzo pools are connected. Tons of restaurants and food court. Canyon Ranch Spa. And a great 24h Walgreens right in front. A big pro for me is that it couldn't be closer to the clubs at Wynn/Encore which I enjoy. Real easy walk to Caesars and as far as Cosmo. Trust me spend the extra $$$ to stay here and you get it back in square footage. P.S. I've had a lot of success being friendly at the front de$k for decent views.
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Well, this was disappointing. My Husband and I were excited to try this place. We stood in line, ordered a chocolate mousse cake (small) and a caramel cupcake. The packaging is really pretty and its neat how they do it. But, the contents weren't that exciting. Don't get me wrong, both items looked good, but the taste was where it went bad. We expected so much more from the cake boss. :( Not worth the money.