IN: Yesterday my co - worker Becca and I took an afternoon break and drove to get some frozen yogurt . ( Driving on a break ? So L.A. ) As we drove along Ventura Blvd .
What state could I possibly be living ?

OUT: California

IN: so here 's a story.i need to get rid of that fucking turtle tank . decided i was going to clean it last night . i can be brave and move the turtles by myself , which was a feat , lemme tell ya . i used the net but the little fuckers would n't let go then stopped moving and i thought i suffocated them .
What will happen once the turtle tank is cleaned ?

OUT: The turtles will be placed back into the tank and they will have a clean place to live .

IN: Today the clouds were putting on a show . I was driving home from the store and was motivated to hurry and paint before J got home from school . I had to do pastels , because oils take so long to set up and paint , and I do n't usually do skies in pastel . This was fun , though .
What may be my chosen profession ?

OUT:
Artist