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Output: I purchased a bag from one of the Toronto stores last April. It cost 385.00. Within three months, the zipper had broken. I live in California, so called their New York store, who told me to send the bag to them, they would send it to Montreal, have it repaired, and send it back to me. So I sent it to them at my own expense. After two months, the bag came back to me. Not a thing had been done to it, it was still broken, and it was filthy. I called the New York store. They told me to send it back yet again. Since I was going to be in Montreal anyway, I said I would just bring it in. I brought it to the location on Boul. St. Laurent. Living in the U.S. I am accustomed to excellent customer service. Since the bag had already been sent back once, and not repaired, I asked the store manager if she could just give me a new bag (at this point, I had already spent a lot of time and effort on this bag.) She said she doubted it, but would make some phone calls. After several calls to headquarters, she informed me that could not be done, that the only store policy would be to give the bag back yet again, and this time, hopefully, they would repair it properly. When I asked if she could make sure it was clean upon return, she looked at me very skeptically, but said, OK. Honestly, if this had been any store in the U.S. the bag would have been exchanged for a new one, no questions asked. I have never spent so much money on a purse, and I truly regret it. I am so disappointed with the customer service. If you are ever tempted to go into one of these stores in the U.S. or Canada, please go somewhere else. You can get a nicer bag of better quality for less money, and certainly with more responsive customer service. This bag has been nothing but a huge hassle and disappointment. Also, be aware that if anything ever goes wrong with your bag, it must be shipped back to Montreal, and in my case, anyway, after two months it will come back with nothing changed. I am now waiting, yet again, for the bag to come back to me. And honestly, I am not hopeful that it will be fixed (even though the store manage promised me she would check it personally.) The bags are nice, true. But not worth the hassle or the terrible customer service (and bad quality, in my case.) After I purchased the bag, and friend in Toronto told me the company is known for bad zippers, and bad customer service. Too late for me, unfortunately.

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Output: Okay, in the interest of full disclosure, this "one star" rating is based upon the shockingly cruel service we received from our server, and not necessarily the food. A group of friends and myself dined here on a Saturday night (February 2nd, 2008). There were eight of us out to celebrate our friend's birthday. Hana does not accept reservations and it was busy, so we did have to weight about an hour and fifteen minutes for a table. Totally understandable, and I do not fault the restaurant for this at all. However, when one of the servers directed us to our table and we started to sit down, another server yelled at us to get up because he wasn't done placing the settings (we did not know this). This was the beginning of the abuse. For the remainder of the meal, this particular server (a stocky, young guy with black hair) proceeded to treat us as if we were an inconvenience to him. He threw menus at us, and would only return to the table for the briefest of seconds to see if we were ready to order. When it took more than a few seconds for us to poll the table, he would walk off in a huff. One of my friends did not see the water that the server placed at the end of the table, and so when he asked for water, he was yelled at. Another friend who asked for a side salad with his sushi was told simply "no." (a bunch of us just shared with him). We all enjoyed the sushi. My husband did not enjoy his ramen soup (the broth was really briney). When the server asked him if he wanted to take it home, my husband said, "no thanks." The server asked him directly if he didn't like it, so my husband said, "not really." But then assured him that everybody else really enjoyed their dishes. The server then replied, "everybody else is welcome back, then." This was not said humorously, by the way. The server would not let us split the bill on several cards (although it was almost $300) and so my friend, who's birthday it was, had to chip in for us to cover the bill. You might ask yourself, why not just leave the waiter a poor tip to send a message on the inappropriateness of the service? Well, because our party was large, gratuity was included. In fact, I think the server knew this from the start and just decided to treat us terribly knowing that he would pull a $25 tip either way. This was so embarassing, given that this was a friend's birthday. I had a cake waiting in the car that I was going to ask the restaraunt if they would let me serve. Given how mean the service was, we decided to abandon that idea and just head across the street to Mary Coyles for dessert. It's wierd, I've encountered bad service before, but never just downright cruel. I'm wondering if the owners know about this guy's behavior? So all in all: good sushi, but not worth the abuse. Maybe this is a better restaurant for one or two people to just sit intimately? I'm really bummed about my experience since I had read really positive reviews.

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Output: I think this has to be my new favourite bar! I was recommended it by a friend and it did not disappoint! The burgers are absolutely delicious and nicely cooked (I had the chilli burger with 'death sauce!' which did not disappoint! The house white wine was delicious - which is very often a rarity. It was moderately priced which is always a bonus! I loved the dark decor and choice of tunes, definitely got a rock n roll vibe to it which is very me... the bar and waiting staff were extremely pleasant and I would certainly recommend this to anyone looking for a new joint in town to visit. My friend Sean mentioned it can get really crowded at weekends but on a Sunday evening, it was a nice place to hang out and have a chat. Will definitely be back! :)

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I'm a born and raised New Yorker living in the desert.. I laughed when people said there was a good bagel place in AZ and I was right. Then I was told there was a NY Cheesecake as good as Juniors (Brooklyn, NY).. I laughed again, then I tried it. The owner (Nick) was friendly, helpful and enthusiastic about his cakes as only someone with real passion can be. When he suggested a variety of great sounding flavors I passed and went straight to the "Classic", the real test. denser than Juniors and as delicious as any I have ever had in NYC. Well done. I'll be back! Now, if he could only craft a decent bagel........