Problem: My first experience at Ivy Laser was very comfortable. I love how comfortable the owner made me feel :) The laser machine she uses is not even close to painful as my past experience. Love it!
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A: positive

Problem: Consistently bad service for mediocre food and drinks. I only end up there for convenience... apparently the service staff thinks differently.
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A: negative

Problem: Expensive, help wasn't informative regarding order, onion rings were cold. Burgers and chicken sandwich were very good
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A: negative

Problem: I have been here probably six times or so and it has pretty good food. The service is usually lacking. Today when I dined with my family and friends, there were five out of seven drinks that were empty and not a single person offered to refill them. The food took around 40 minutes to come out. And the server got our drink orders wrong. However, none of that seemed to phase us because we had great company. The biggest issue I have is that when I dined there tonight, I got the prime rib special and in medium rare. By the time I went home (or even still in the car) I started to have an extreme stomach ache! And then I went home and I was locked in the bathroom for about two hours because of excruciating and embarrassing pain... A classic example of just bacteria infested food that wasn't stored properly or an employee didn't wash their hands. I'm not going to report this because my Mom did use a comp and so the meal was free. But holy cow, I have never had such a bad food experience in my life... Okay, but I must admit, all the other times I've dined here, I got a decent portion of food and it is usually okay. It's just that something about my food tonight was just not right. And even now (almost three hours after dining) I'm still constantly running to the restroom... (way to kill a good night...) I will most likely not be returning although the food is free...
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