Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A: Guy-ism: We'd be hitting up the Linq like some Kulinary Gangstas and we had to stop in to try my brah Fieri's new place. English Translation: The Linq was flooded, half the stores shut down, so under coercion of my non-foodie bf, who for some reason has a man-crush on Guy, we tried Fieri's new place. Guy-ism: Yo brah, I love yo' show and that, but it's some seriously messed up grub you servin' up there. Translation: The food stinks, waaaay overpriced, filled with tourists and every cheesy wannabe-cool, wannabe-foodie, marketing slogan is used here. Guy-ism: Yo, I've never been more excited about Drunken Fish Tacos since my frat days, but man, these blow. Damn, talk about a buzz kill, it's like finding out Amanda, the hot, redhead chick has the clap or somethin'. It may be slam-drunk, but damn if I'm doing any slamming. Translation: For $18 you get ammonium-smelling TILAPIA. Yeah, ok Guy... for $18, at least serve some seared ahi. The radish or ginger on top is gross. The tacos tastes plain, maybe they forgot the mojo de ajo??? Guy-ism: This place is money. Yeah, like it's going to cost you a lot of money! Dude, I know we be all gangster and thug and sh*t but 70 dead presidents for lunch is not cool. Translation: Fish Tacos, overly greasy Philly Dip Sandwich, one cocktail is the same price as a NY Steak dinner off-Strip. Yeah... screw you Guy and your man-crushes.

Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A: Had dinner here about 9:30 pm. Place was not very busy. Good selection of salads and entree items. Most food was not hot, but barely lukewarm. When I first went to carving station, no one was there to carve. Waited 2 or 3 minutes, then left to eat at table. Went back later and tried roast beef and ham. Beef had good flavor but not hot. Ham not even lukewarm. Chicken and tilapia had good flavor but not hot enough. May try Mandalay Bay buffet next time.

Problem: Write a positive yelp review.
A:
The Juices have been phenomenal! @Joe Lomedico. The new Aero Tank you use and sold to me is working Fantastic! and i haven't smoked a cigarette since i left!! I bid you all good day!!! GG TY