Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

She greets someone's dog. He
delivers a layup at someone.

He tosses the ball in the net and someone catches it. She
opens it and it goes out.

Now, switching his cigarette, someone crosses his other arm so he can pull the bag up under his coat. He
picks up the pencil and holds it out.