Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer: Well call me a sucker .I fell for the word ULTRA. I bought the Living Social deal for Ultra Star Theater . Thought I had heard it was a nicer theater experience. hought it would be a great date for my boyfriend and I , I mean husband , I envisioned plush theater seats , more room , better high end customer service, etc. Like the Nordstroms of Theaters. Ultra NOPE! But the jokes on me , because this was just an average, off brand theater that didn't even serve Diet Coke ..can you imagine my horror?? The theater was far off the beaten path , not near a major highway or road.And to top it off there was construction all around , which I know is not their fault. We had to actually use our iphone gps to get there. The coupon did not include the movie we came to see, so they nicely added a charge. The were very nice about it , guess it happens all the time. The theater itself was small and average. Nothing to text home about. Seats were equal to a new Harkins . But here is the extra bonus that we did not predict... We arrived early and found the best seats and then we were completely inundated with Local Seniors. Luckily they were on their best behavior. They sat and discussed the movie in detail after , it was adorable. All in all a great learning experience...Ultra is not always a good thing. Lesson learned.

Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer: My partner and I went to Dave's to buy a guitar and he and his staff were very helpful. Dave inquired as to my needs almost immediately and showed me several guitars. The most refreshing thing about Dave is that he didn't try to push me to buy a certain guitar as many shop owners do; he led me to a guitar I felt comfortable with, with a very reasonable price, and even threw in a stand for super cheap. I also like that Dave will service guitars you purchase from him for free also, that's sure to come in handy. Dave invited us to check out artist visits at his store and pointed us to the facebook page, which I've checked out and there seem to be periodic events and sales. Definitely a place worth checking out!

Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer:
I'm going to go ahead and say this is a world class bistro. But emotionally prepare yourself, because you're going to pay for it. This was our biggest fanciest meal of the season, and totally worth it. I ate this meal literally last October, and I still totally remember it. The wine and whiskey list is wonderful and thoughtful. We started with an appetizer that included mushrooms and a soft boiled egg on polenta and we were already besides ourselves. We also shared a fantastic little green salad. Then I had a piece of fish that melted in my mouth with expertly prepared veg, and Mark had pork that he literally was getting emotional about (I know, we are the biggest food-loving nerds ever. Don't you want to hang out with us? Don't answer that.) After dinner we went to the bar to have another round and enjoy the cozy atmosphere. We chatted a little with the chef and just in general felt welcome and comfy. Love love love love love About the month or so before we went for the weekend to Montreal Food & Wine did a feature on the city's food scene with the usual suspects like Joe Beef and Au Pied de Cochon, and I think Kitchenette was conspicuously missing. It definitely stands up to some of the raddest, most interesting food I've had in LA, NYC, SF, and all over Europe (back when I had a glamorous job, before I lost my mind and went back to school.) So crack your piggy bank and make your reservation.