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Output: The Apple Store experience is about Customer Service. But before you can appreciate that fully, it helps to understand the focus of Apple's products. Apple has sparked four major revolutions in the electronics world. The first was the introduction in 1977 of the Apple II, the computer that popularized the concept of the PC to the point where IBM had to jump into the market (four years later). The second revolution was the mass-market introduction of the graphical user interface operating system with the Lisa (a 1982 dud) and the Mac (a 1984 rousing success). Microsoft largely copied the Mac when they developed Windows. The third Apple revolution was the introduction of iTunes and the iPod in the early 2000s, the combination of which has revolutionized the entire music industry. Musicians now have a direct connection with their audiences, without record industry middlemen and meddlemen. And recording companies win, too, because they now have a legal downloading service at their disposal. The fourth Apple revolution was the 2007 introduction of the iPhone, which has completely shaken up the telecommunications industry and started a firestorm of competitive research and development. If you understand that Apple is an innovative market disrupter with a maniacal focus on quality of user experience, then their loyal following of "cool-aid" drinkers makes sense. If you are someone who hates computers, or who gets frustrated with most things technical, who wishes there were an easier way to get things done with your tools, then Apple has something for you. If you want technology that "just works" transparently to the task, so you can get work done without thinking about the process or the tool, then you might want a Mac. They're not perfect, but they're a damned sight easier to use than Windows machines. Because Apple designs the software and the hardware to work together, they take full responsibility for the results. As a result, they just tend to work! If you are an advanced computer user, and you want the ultimate in flexibility in your computer, so that you can run any popular operating system on the planet, or all of them you need to, all at the same time, then you need a Mac. (I run OS X and Windows XP Pro on mine, simultaneously, every day.) This is invaluable for those working in the sciences, in research and development, in the creative arts, and for those who like the Mac environment but want to play Windows games. If you want the easiest experience with an mp3 player, you want an iPod and iTunes. iTunes will let you copy your entire CD collection to your PC or Mac, then download as much of it as will fit onto your iPod or iPhone. You can purchase music online from the iTunes Music Store, but you have many other options, as well. Speaking of iTunes, the online store sells movie rentals, books, and many other media as well. You can visit iTunes University and download lectures and courseware from some of the finest schools around. All of these media may be viewed on your computer, and most can be downloaded to your iPod Classic or iPod Touch or iPod Nano or iPhone. If you want the best smartphone experience on the planet, and you don't have to conform to advanced government or enterprise email security requirements (get a BlackBerry for that), you might want an iPhone. It's really a small computer, that happens to be a phone, and that has full-time wireless connectivity. Over 100,000 applications are available for the iPhone and the iPod Touch, including cool tools and games for just about anything you need to do on the run. (The iPhone 3GS is well worth the price, for the speed and security enhancements.) Okay, that was a lot, but hang in there! This is about the STORE, right? The Apple Store presents Apple's key products in a hands-on environment, with experts and semi-experts available to help you understand what you are looking at, trying out, and drooling over. A key feature of the store is the Genius Bar, where advanced reps help users solve problems with their products. For instance, in 2005, I bought a PowerBook from a mail-order company. I had it three days, and the power switch literally broke! Since it cost about $2500, I took it to the Apple Store at Southpark, and had the Genius guy look at it. I told him my story, and he offered to replace it --- free of charge --- on the spot, with no worry that I had not purchased it there. When I asked, "What about the three days I spent migrating data and installing software on that hard drive, is there any way to transfer that?" he said, "No problem, can you come back tomorrow and pick it up?" Needless to say, I picked up my replacement Mac the next day, and all my software and files had been transferred to the new drive for me! No charge! I have more stories, but they won't fit. Suffice it to say that these folks know tech, they're helpful, and they go WAAAAY beyond the norm to protect Apple's brand and reputation. Check 'em out!

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Output: Frick Park Market's extensive selection of Boar's Head meats and cheeses, Breadworks baked goods, and homemade soups makes it a solid choice for a simple, inexpensive lunch. Prosciutto and capicola with lettuce, tomato, and banana peppers is a personal favorite.

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Output: Unstoppable, did cabanas twice for two separate bachelor parties. Pricey, but you should already know that you need to go big in Vegas. Feels like the spring break I always imagined. Hot crowd, ready to party, everyone is friendly and going insane. Great vibe. Rehab's still got it

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I want to rate them with no star. I knew when we walked in and saw no one there that we should probably leave. The "server later identified as the manager" was had such a nasty stretch marked covered muffin top hanging out of her TUBE TOP that I lost my appetite before we even got started. My family decided to order hoping that we'd discover a new hole in the wall place with excellent food. That didn't happen. Inside the men's restroom was a chalk board with racial slurs around a large drawn penis. I was served ice tea that was days old. My husbands Philly Steak and Cheese sandwich looked like gas station food. The bun was an XL while the actual meat portion was a Medium. The brisket my daughter ordered (she said) was rubbery, so I reached across the table to sample some and asked her to cut the piece I reached for. While she held it down with her fork it stretched and then tore on my fork splashing bbq sauce across my face. I understood her "rubbery" description and didn't need to eat any. My frozen burger patty was covered in yellow lettuce and so I refused to eat it. My husband went to go get a manager to find out if any of our compliants could be addressed and the waitress who had just ridiculed my family in the kitchen said she was the manager. She spoke to my husband, a disabled veteran of the United States of America as if he was a criminal threatening to call the police if we didn't pay for the food. We didn't ask for the bill to go away we asked her to take off the frozen burger, asked for another drink besides the old tea and we actually requested to add more meat to my husbands sandwich and to add additional topping to my daughter's salad. She was very stuck on the idea that we for some reason would just accept the food as served because she mentioned that she would charge us for extra meat amd salad toppings. I think to get my food served the way I like I could scrape up $2.25!! We waited a while for her to resolve that small issue but decided that we just want to go somewhere else. ANYWHERE else. We asked for our bill so that we could leave and asked that the untouched food be removed from the bill. But not before checking in with bar patrons to get their opinion about whether or not we were entitled to any help under the circumstances. After she walked away from talking down to me she made a few phone calls and came back to tell my husband that she would ONLY take off my food. She said we ordered, food was served and that if we were umhappy to not come back. Ok, no problem on that lady, but that isn't how you treat your customers and when I mentioned that the "N" word in the bathroom was not a good look for the venue she said:"What do you want me to do? Did I write it?" There were a few more words exchamged but my husband decided that he'd just pay and then call Action News.