Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Ex Input:
Someone scratches his face idly. Someone

Ex Output:
scrambles to their feet.

Ex Input:
Someone's wearing a false beard and mustache. Someone

Ex Output:
leads her toward an elevator.

Ex Input:
Someone says something to the boy. Someone

Ex Output:
tries to shut him off.