Problem: I've been to a few Cirque du Soleil shows and at this point, they're pretty much the same to me and this one was the worst one. I fell asleep for a bit also. I wish I would've gone to see something else, but now I know. I don't recommend seeing this if you've seen other cirque shows. However, if its your first time, I think you'll have a great experience. The theatre is great with great seating all around.
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Problem: Very disappointing. Came early Saturday evening, around 5:30, and it was packed. Wait for a table for 2 was 45 mins. You can't make reservations despite what their (infuriating and confusing) automated answering machine said. Ok, no problem. I'm willing to wait for good food and to try a new place. Luckily, we snagged two seats at the bar within 10 mins. It was all downhill from here... Cocktails were awful. They don't carry Tito's, so I went with a Stoli (up with a twist). Not good. The perfect vodka martini should be ice cold with shards of ice crystals and citrus oils. Mine was cold-ish... and had a thick awkward corkscrew of rind balanced on the rim. Whatever. We moved on to the specialty "cockytails." DIABETES. seriously. we tried the blueberry skinny tea and cool as a cucumber and they both tasted like sugar water. The one/only good thing was the jalapeno bacon moonshine. We took shots of that and I would recommend. Very jalapeno-y and bacon-y and... yah, first time I've had a savory shot and I liked it. Food was mediocre to awful. We were about to order the fried okra when the people next to us said it was bad. My friend tried some of the neighbor's -- mushy and bland and gross. Biscuit was undercooked and unimpressive. Appalachian egg rolls were dripping with oil, yet not crispy (I imagine the oil wasn't hot enough), and just meh. Shrimp and grits were fine... but nothing special. The fried egg and bacon sandwich with home fries were also fine... but it was no different from what I could have made in 5 mins. on any given weekend morning. Service was obviously lacking because the place was slammed and we were at the bar. Let's go with "N/A" here. We opted to skip dessert. I just don't get how there's so much hype surrounding this place. TL;DR -- Wait for table is long; cocktails will give you diabetes; food is mediocre.
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A: negative

Problem: Nobody wants to wake up and find out they need a new roof. Well, that is exactly what happened to me. I am a single mother of 3 with a limited income so I was very concerned about how I was going to be able to get my roof fixed. I did some research on local roofing companies and the first one to come out was Mike with Stell roofing. After his visit I was sold. Mike explained in detail what needed to be done and gave me an estimate. I was very pleased with his knowledge and honesty! I called around before I scheduled the work and was not pleased with the answers I got from other companies. Do car salesmen go to work for roofing companies when they can't sell cars? Because all the other people I spoke to just tried to up-sell me on things I did not need and were extremely pushy. Mike and his crew were out promptly to take care of my roof. They were very professional and got the job done quickly. I was extremely pleased with how they protected my landscape from debris when they were doing the work. My roof looks amazing and I feel confident that i will not need Stell roofing's services again for many years to come. I would highly recommend them to anyone needing a roof replacement or repair!
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A: positive

Problem: * now out of business * A few hits and too many misses...won't be ordering from them again. Soggy stuffed grapes leaves, cucumbers wilted, yuck. Initially I liked this place.
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