Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A: I cannot report on the food. We stopped by for drinks on First Friday. Yes, the bar was busy. I asked if they had grape vodka for my wife and the guy bar tender, who looked like he was going to bust a head vein, rudely said "No, what we have is up on top of the bar. I'll move to this guy while you make up your mind". Gee, thanks guy...like I can see the entire selection on top of the outdoor fridge. I asked if they had bitters behind the bar. Simple request to add to a gin & tonic. He's like, look...what we have is on the flyer (thanks for your premixed jungle juice concoctions). To end this, we left and went to The Local next door. Proper bar and great service, despite being busier than their neighbor.

Problem: Write a positive yelp review.
A: This is a solid place to grab some quick, cheap Mexican food. The hubby and I stopped in the other day because someone had told me they have very authentic al pastor tacos. They have two sizes for the tacos, $1.50 and $2.50. I recommend you go for the small ones, they are sufficient. The tacos al pastor were good, needed a bit more seasoning but their salsa verde more than made up for it. Hubby ordered the torta de asada which was REALLY good. The bread tasted like bread for a torta should taste like. All in all, we ordered about 6 tacos and the torta and it ended costing like 14 bucks. That is a tremendous deal in my book!

Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A:
No sea food soup..Noddles in soup super thick, hard to eat. Over prized. I orderer soup and veggie tempura, bill was $30 exclude tip. Sushi and sashimi okay. But nothing special. Super small, tables are for groups.