Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: Same day? No way. Next day? Keep dreaming. No matter when you go, they always have some excuse why they can't get the garments turned around in the times they advertise. And worse, they don't bother telling you this until they've already taken your garments and handed you a ticket, apparently hoping you won't notice your expectation of Monday turned into Wednesday or Thursday. Look elsewhere unless you've got time to kill for only minor savings.
Q: negative

A: $3.99 Deal of the Day, service not included... I too came in for the Deal of the Day expecting a mob of people, but the place was just over half full. We were seated at a dirty table in the corner. Once we placed our simple order (4 burgers, 4 shakes) we waited. And waited. And waited. The server explained that they were short staffed so I was ready to cut them some slack, but we continued to wait. It took well over half an hour to receive our food, and we again didn't see our server again until someone else brought our shakes halfway through the meal. Thought the waiting was finished, but we were wrong. We didn't see our server, let alone another employee, for quite some time. All we saw was a near empty dining area that looked like a bomb had been set off, with almost every table in the place covered with dirty shake glasses and various other food debris. We finally had to go to the other side of the restaurant to inform someone we'd like to pay and leave. It was almost like it was an inconvenience to them to ask. There was no sense of urgency to any of the "short staffed" employees, if I had paid $4.99 or more for my meal I'd be a little more upset. We weren't the only ones who left this place disgruntled, it's a miracle this location has remained open this long with this level of customer service...
Problem: What would be an example of an positive (OPTIONS:
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Answer: We stumbled on the place while going to get coffee at McDonalds. I alway like local places better than chains. What a great surprise. First of all, it was spotless. These folks know how to keep a clean place. We were greeted as if we were old friends. Then we found out what this donut shop was all about. They make your donut to order. Wow. Since we are "old school" when it comes to donuts we kept it very plain. Just cinnamon and sugar. They were the best coffee shop donuts ever. Really. Hot, fresh, and practically melted in your mouth. I could have eaten more, but my wife only let me have two. The staff was friendly and gave us some tips on where to go in the area. Great coffee and great donuts. Please bring your store to Mass. We need some better donuts. We inflicted Dunkin Donuts on the world. Our punishment is not having these guys near by.
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Generate a positive review for a place
Output: What a fantastic place. I signed up and visited them for the first time today. I have really good health insurance, but have been so disappointed with the doctors I have visited that I have avoided going simply because it is such a hassle. Not so with turntable - they got me in at the last minute, took their time to fully understand my history and health needs, and they were able to provide all the services I needed on the spot. I didn't realize how much they offer. Affordable too. Great job guys!
input: Write a negative yelp review (OPTIONS:
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output: In all my air travels, this airport ranks as 1 of the worse. In the era of portable electronic devices, I had a terrible time finding an outlet to charge my phone while I'm waiting to board my plane. After roaming the terminals I finally noticed a discreet sign that reads "charging station" pointing to a bank of 5 outlets next to a vending machine, & of course, they were all full. How annoying is that? 5 bloody outlets for the hoard of compressed humanity stuck between terminal 5 & 6. Damn the bloody management team!
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer:
Spirit likes to tout itself as being the US's first ultra low cost airlines - or something like that. You would think I would have it duly memorized since during both legs of my trip, the flight attendant came on like every 5 minutes to brag about it. And to harass you into signing up for their exclusive Visa. And the continual announcements with the full cabin lights on, take place at 1:00 p.m. or 11:00 p.m. Apparently, they would have to charge you extra if you actually were able to fall asleep fully upright in the world's most uncomfortable seat built. Spirit Airlines must have consulted with some sort of S&M design group when they engineered their seating. I think they took a concrete bench from HomeDepot and slapped some faux-leather grey canvas on it, and voila, a seat was born. Just to drive this point home: I am a hair over 5 feet tall (maybe 5-1 if I have a great yoga or Pilates Reformer session) and weigh about 105 pounds, and this was undoubtedly, the most uncomfortable I have ever been in my life. I felt cramped, pinched and claustrophobic. And if you are thinking, well, they are a low cost airline, of course, the seats and amenities cannot be luxurious, what can you expect? Bottom line, they are not as low cost as they portray themselves and their version of cheap actually comes topped off with equally bad service . So, you pay more than you expected and suffer while not saving anything. So, they are indeed the double whammy of awful. As others have mentioned their hidden fees are ridiculous and the staff are about as unpleasant as they come. I was a few pounds over the 40 pound limit and was told in LV that I could transfer some of my things out of my checked bag into my purse, but I would have to re-wait back in the full line again when it had already taken me over 30 minutes to reach the counter. And by this point, the line was even longer. So, I ended up having to pay another $ 25 for my checked bag. Total cost of checking 1 bag roundtrip $ 91! After I came home, I re-researched my roundtrip flight (LV to DFW) and in the end, after all their crappy fees, it would have been cheaper for me to have flown another (more reputable) airline. It was my first and last Spirit trip.