Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer: I found a parking spot like 200' away! Woohoo! Area around there reminds me of Brooklyn - Shitload of cars and no parking. Bleah, that is so not Kosher! Oh, what? Ohhh right. Yeah, we went there for a Special Occasion (Yeah, my 29 again B-Day beatches!) Since I made reservations we got our table right away. Vine list is INSANE! No, seriously. Its fucking genormous! Not like you want to spend 456 dollars on 1983 Bordeaux, but its there. Together with 27pages of other vine. But you know what? semi-Cute chick who was our waitress did REMEMBERED 3 different "If not" vine options we gave her. WOW, i am impressed. And our $21 bottle of some whackyass unusual vine was really good too. Food was quite well prepared and good. I personally did not find it super exciting but it surely was good. That is it. Its a good joint, especially if you like vine. Go!

Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer: Once again !!! Excellent food ,service and hospitality. I'm not sure why people would give Chuy's a low rating... Not on the colors they choose to paint there walls or the fact that people let there kids run around the patio. Every place is different and unique. So to my Haters "Don't hate the player hate the game"******* I really don't think corporate will make any changes there to please a bunch of people that can't seem to appreciate change. Chuy's is Tex Mex.... NOT Authentic Mexican Food, so yes it's different. I can't imagine any good sense person to compare them to Taco Paco!!!!! R U Serious..... I'd rather go to a place where I feel welcomed rather then a place with high prices, mediocre food and boring decor. Lets keep it real PEOPLE!!! Rate these establishments for there food, service and location!!! Not cause you live in a overly expensive location and its not to your expectation!!!!!

Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer:
So, I've been going to this place for years, not b/c the food blows my mind, but rather it hits the spot. Plus, I love sitting on the patio drinking wine when the weather is nice with my best gal. Anyhow, my other best gal, my mom had never tried this spot. I thought Duck would be great for a quick casual lunch. She's a vegetarian so we ordered the Where's the Beef sandwich to share. It took about 20 minutes to make the sandwich, which feels like an eternity when your hungry. When I glanced at the sandwich I thought perhaps they had added some portobello mushrooms to it. Turns out, the dark brown layer was actually rotten avocado. REALLY!!!!??? I mean come on! Avocado is like prime rib to vegetarians. How can you F this up? It was truly nasty. It got me to thinking, if someone actually put this into the sandwich, what else would their low standards allow them to place into an unsuspecting victims sammie. It's not like they make them with blindfolds on. I was really grossed out. When I brought it to the manager's attention, she didn't seem that bothered by it. They remade half a sandwich for me, and that was that. It was annoying b/c I left feeling that Duck & Decanter takes for granted the fact that loyal customers will stick with them no matter what. Well, not this one. Plus, that place needs a serious dusting. Yuck.