Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer: i gotz drunk and crunked next to some fat chick...

Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer: Quite possibly the worst bagel I've ever had. Even though I'm reviewing this a month after I grabbed a bagel to go, I still remember how horribly it was. Tasteless. Dry. Shriveled up and dying. The smoked salmon was the only thing this bagel had going for it, and that was store bought and put onto this abominable brick. Not to mention it cost slightly more than a designer purse. Sad that this had to be my last meal in Montreal. I'll find something to eat in the bathroom next time.

Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer:
I just left this place and I'm a frequent customer here for the past 3 years. Never going back. Now I've learned the pricing for anything other than standard mani/pedi are very MISLEADING! Had a full set of hard gel done and charged $65.00 ($20 for gel polish/$40 for full set/$5 for glitter fade). Came for a fill tonight ($25) and didn't get the gel polish to avoid paying the additional $20 fee. I opted for the glitter fade only which cost an additional $5. NOPE. They charged me $50, saying the glitter fade is $20. Mind you this the exact same women i saw 2 1/2 weeks ago. I feel tricked. Her argument was she gave me the polish free last time, the glitter fade has always been $20 and the extra $5 at that time was for her labor. Very misleading and mediocre work for $50! Tiffany is gone btw as well as Jenni, who was excellent.