I was in an office complex with a bunch of other people , and it was being assaulted by zombies . None of us were well armed . I had a metal pipe , but that was the best weapon to be had . While I did take out several zombies , many more were advancing on us and adding what was formerly our ranks to theirs .
Answer the following question: Who is the storyteller referring to when talking about their ranks ?

Their coworkers

I mean really , it 's not even expensive I do n't understand why people just did n't buy the real one ( ok , sell outs aside .... because I do get that it sold out everywhere the second they got it and crashed a website or two ... but that 's not the point ) . I sound like a snob . It 's really really awful .
Answer the following question: What may be the reason to buy the fake one ?

The real one was sold out .

It was never a secret that my love for books has no bounds . Ever since I could read , I had my nose in a book , and I would literally read anything and everything that would cross my pass . Often , I would read one book , then start a new one , and end up with several books I would read in the same time frame . Books in winter ( Jessie Wilcox - Smith)Over the past few years however , I started reading less and less - blame it on TV and the internet . Besides , buying books costs money , and by now , we all know I am quite frugal .
Answer the following question: What may be a valid fact about me ?

I do n't like to spend money nowadays .

Well Heather 's got off to our local community college . I think it was a good move for her with her disabilities . She is so dsyesltic ( sp ? ) it is not even funny .
Answer the following question: Why does having dyslexia prevent Heather from studying hard things ?
None of the above choices .