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Output: I have to say that I wasn't impressed at all. It started as soon as we sat at the table. The saucer for my coffee cup had caked on food with a long hair attached to it. Since I don't drink coffee I moved it to the end of the table so it could be removed. When our server came to the table it was straight business. No greeting or pleasantries. That's fine. I get it, you're busy. I ordered an appetizer of spicy wings. I clarified I didn't want Buffalo wings. Guess what I got? Not to mention it was 20 mins later. Our meals came 10 minutes after that. The food left a lot to be desired. Did I mention that the coffee cup with the old food and hair on it was still on the table. Apparently our server didn't think much about it. Save yourself the aggravation and just keep driving by this place.

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Output: Went for breakfast this morning and had the pumpkin pancakes. They were fantastic! Also had applewood smoked bacon which were cooked perfectly. Will definitely be back for breakfast!

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Output: Called on a Thursday to make reservations for a group on a Saturday night. I was told I was all set and we'd have a table ready for us at 9pm that Saturday night. My girls and I show up at 9pm on the dot, and the hostess tells me that I don't have a reservation. She tells me reservations are only for people with "bottle service" and spending a minimum of $200. WTF? So WHY was I allowed to make a reservation in the first place?? The dense girl's response, "I don't know." Obviously. This is Scottsdale Arizona people. This is not Hollywood or Vegas. Get over yourselves! I was then painfully run into by some drunk dude and a drunk girl covered in glitter and possibly a bikini. Which means they are clearly over serving their patrons. :) We were outta there! And in response to the comment left below from I am assuming a manager, it doesn't change the fact that you do not allow customers to sit down and enjoy themselves at a table without paying your establishment a minimum of $200. That is absurd. You advertise as a comfy, calm pizzeria type place, when really you are just typical Scottsdale. Over-hyped, over-sexed, over-priced and you value yourselves much higher than you deserve. Drink quality, food quality, and obvious customer service do NOT match your prices.

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Nothing too special happening here. Desserts and shave ice are average or slightly below average. They were dead when we were in, but took forever to get drinks out. The manager/owner displayed weak customer service when someone from our group had a problem with our drink...and what's worse is that he spoke down to employees in front of the customers when they asked questions to him in a attempt to gather appropriate information to answer some of our questions. PLENTY of other options these days in town...I would drive past IMC to go somewhere else. We did have a good time playing Jenga. The dinning area is welcoming and clean, but not redeeming enough for my likes.