Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: "Hot, crowded sweaty" about sums it up. Oh, I should throw in "Young", also. The line was obscene. It disappeared into the horizon, but luckily we were hotel guests or maybe the doorman was trying to help an Asian sister because next thing we knew, we were inside free of charge and without a wait. The dancefloor is not nearly as big as it should be, although the security is very diligent in making sure fire hazard crowds are avoided, and everybody keeps it moving. The corridors above and around the dancefloor are narrow and easy to miss, so people opt for cutting straight through. This is both ineffective and extremely annoying. I am at an age where I strongly dislike being touched by strangers, double negative points if strangers are sticky to the touch. I've learned that "hotspot" clubs is NOT where we want to be for my taste!
Q: negative

A: An average review that wont sway the scales is in order. I took my mom here for mothers day a couple of years ago and had an absolutely awful experience, which embarrased me beyond belief. The bag boys were rude, the pro shop was unjustly impatient, the snack bar was closed (they said it would be open,) and the drink cart did not come by one time during our entire round. We even called the pro shop from cell phones to complain on about the 12th hole saying there was no water in the drinking water jugs on the course, the cart girl had never come by, and the bathrooms were all locked and the cart key did not open them. The guys in the shop were apologetic, and said they would send someone right out to help us, but we didn't see anyone. On the 14th hole, the ranger came by and he had some towels which kept us cool, and we let him know how disappointed we were that the drink cart wasn't coming by, the snack bar was closed, and there was no water in the drinking water jugs. Basically that we could not get water, and it was 100 degrees outside! He apologized profusely and said he would see us on the next hole with waters and bathroom keys, but we never did see him the rest of the round. When we got back to the clubhouse, the bag boy was sitting on a chair under an umbrella watching us take the bags off the cart and stare him down. I'm sure he realized we were pissed he wasn't doing his job, but he offered no apologies or assistance. I later told someone in the pro shop about all the problems we had and he basically told us that we should expect this in the summertime. I've played golf for 20 years in Arizona, and most of it in the summer because I can actually afford to play then, and never had such an awful experience. I felt like I was playing on a closed golf course. A letter to their director of golf Joe Shershanova got a written apology and a comp round, but it didn't make up a ruined mothers day that I spent a lot of my hard earned money on... I don't make much. The second experience was average.
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer: Went there before an ASU game as two couples. The server was pretty nice but very unprepared and kept forgetting things. At one point, we made a bet that one girl would never get the lime in her beer that she ordered right when we sat down. The bet against the lime won. The manager did agree with us and worked to remedy the situation, but it took sooo long to get all of our food and drinks and half of it was messed up. In no rush to return.
Input: OPTIONS:
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Generate a negative review for a place
Output: I've been to Buca several times and have never been impressed with the food. The atmosphere is fun but a restaurant needs to have more than a fun atmosphere. The food is less than average. Our most recent visit was for a large group of people and we were put at a booth with a round table pushed up against it, with the end leaf of the table slanting down, making it very difficult for the two people sitting at the end to eat. (me) Our waitress was unfriendly and all business. No personality at all. The whole time i felt like we were just an pain in the ass for her. Now on to the food. We ordered a caesar salad which i could not even eat because the whole thing tasted like fish. I'm ok with a slight anchovy flavor but this was un-eatable. Apparently the dish comes with anchovies standard or on the side. I guess there is no getting around the nasty fish taste, even if you ask for no anchovies at all. The other dishes we ordered were the macaroni rosa, manicotti, and chicken marsala. The macaroni rosa was only slightly warm and lacked flavor. I've had pink sauces before and this was no where close to them. (Maggianos has a great vodka tomato cream sauce) The manicotti was probably the best of the worst but really...how can you mess up manicotti. It's a noodle with ricotta cheese in it. The chicken marsala looked so good with huge mushrooms and a rich sauce. I took one bite and was done. The sauce was so overwhelmingly sweet that i though it was a desert. The only reason i went was to see some family out of town and the decision was out of my hands. I thought, what the hell, I give it another shot. Buca Di Beppo. Yet another disappointment.
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output: Check your preconceptions of hotel lobby restaurants at the door. Gallo Blanco is legit. We were in town for a conference and stayed by the Convention Center. While solidly impressed by the public spaces downtown, we weren't as jazzed by the culinary choices in the downtown core. Thank goodness we had some local friends who could show us some of the outstanding local flavor. Gallo Blanco is Mexico City cuisine... according to our waiter. I've not been to the big city, so cannot corroborate the authenticity. It also didn't really matter to me because the food is hella good, wherever it originates. Our apps... Guacamole and chips and elotes, row of tacos (fish, pork, steak), and duo of tortas (I got the one with the eggs), we're all delicious, fresh, and tasty. Gallo Blanco also makes excellent margaritas, traditional and prickly pear style. That's why we had 10 of them!
Q: negative

A:
Gag. Gag and a half. Not only was the food pretty gross, the experience itself was ridiculous. Let me just start by saying that my husband really are very laid back people. We both HATE to complain about food. Neither of us are extremely picky. I promise I am not that person that complains constantly about places. This place came highly recommended from my boss, who is in love with their food. She talks about it all the time. My husband and I were craving some Italian, and I suggested we go here. The exterior itself looks pretty shady, but sometimes hole in the wall places end up being amazing. Not the case here. We sit down and review the massive menu. My husband sees that they are doing $0.40 wings. He decides to do that. When the waitress comes to take our order the following stipulations were explained if he wanted to take advantage of the deal -You can only get 1 flavor. (ok, I guess that is not that big of a deal) -You must order a soda (annoying...but whatever) -You can't leave the restaurant with them. She literally told him "If you don't eat all your wings, we are going to throw them away. You can't take them with you." (Extremely annoying, petty, and wasteful) OK fine. I will get the wings and stick to your stupid rules. And then this happened: Waitress "Ranch or Blue Cheese?" Husband "Can I try one of each?" Waitress " well, you can only have one per order....I mean I guess I can do that for you, but I have to charge you extra for it" Seriously? I tried to stifle my laughter, but the entire wing conversation had been so obnoxious, it was laughable. It would be one thing if she was nice and was just trying to follow the rules, she was pretty rude. OK so my husband gets his order of wings in, after agreeing to the "wing laws". I ordered the spaghetti and meatballs. Safe choice. Not. My meal came with soup. Meh. Nothing great. The food comes, the wings are decent. I laughed again when I saw the spaghetti. I am not exaggerating when I say that it was noodles, on top of tomato soup with microwaved meatballs on top. Yum! My husband looked at my plate with a "wtf" face. We took a picture of it because of what an amazing failure it was. My husband said "The only time I have seen spaghetti like that is when I try to make it at home." I'm pretty sure the waitress knew that it looked nasty. It was a drop and run. We didn't see her again for 20 minutes. I eventually flagged her down and sent the food back. My husband asked if I would like to share some wings with him. We order another small order of wings. They were again, just ok. I ordered the raspberry chipotle wings, they tasted like bottled BBQ sauce. Nothing amazing. When we finished our food, we waited another 15 minutes for someone to notice us. 3, yes 3 waiters walked right by us. It was obvious that we were done. Their were napkins on both plates and we were just sitting there. One waiter walked by twice. And we still sat there. Finally our waitress came back took a couple dishes and disappeared again. They must have a freaking amazing break room or something. The best part was when I turned around to see if any employees could come rescue us, and a big group of wait staff are standing in one little spot watching the game. mmmk. cool. We'll just wait til you are done there. So lets review, bad service, awful food, bad location, wing laws. No thanks. It would be one thing if you had amazing wings, but the wings are just average. They are neither here nor there. I would rather go to Native New Yorker's for wing night. They don't care how many ranches you want. haha EDIT: After this was posted, I received a viscous, profanity filled response from a stranger who was apparently HUGELY insulted that I didn't like a trashy restaurant that he considers a 5 star establishment. So I share my bad experience on a website that was created to keep others in the know and I get attacked with insults and derogatory comments? So guess what Pullano's, I just dropped a star on my review. You are disgusting and so are your loyal patrons.