Q: How disappointing... Now, if it wasn't for this ONE incident, I would definitely give this place 4 (maybe 4.5) stars... I'm a regular at the Venetian (My fav hotel in Vegas) and the Palazzo and I'm thinking, "WOW! the Cosmo is so bad ass!" The drive into the valet was VERY cool looking. The walk into the hotel was freaking cool. The Wicked Spoon was FAB (review soon to come). And before this ONE incident, I would have definitely tried/wanted/booked a weekend at the Cosmo. So we just finished a very cool dinner at the Wicked Spoon (The Cosmo's buffet) and was VERY happy with the over all experience. We go down stairs to pick up our car from the valet and it takes 45 mins to get our car! WAIT THERE IS MORE! The reason why it took 45 mins to get our car (Dodge Charger) was that they SCRATCHED THE ROOF! Yah, THEY SCRATCHED THE ROOF OF OUR RENTAL. ARE YOU KIDDING ME? How do you scratch the roof on a normal sized sedan??!?! So of course they took some info and they said they would handle it with the rental car company BUT the WORST part was that they gave us a $100 gift card for our troubles. ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?!?!? The Cosmopolitan of Las Vegas is a PREMIER hotel and all they could do after they fucked up our vacation and our night (WE ASIAN!!! WE BELIEVE IN LUCK AND THAT FUCKED UP OUR LUCK) is give us a $100 gift card. WOW! I am never spending any more money at this place... EVER! Yah, everything is Lux... every other service was awesome... but you fucked up my car and give us a $100 gift card for our troubles?!??! REALLY? I am sure ANY other high end hotel would have given us a free week for our troubles but the Cosmo only gave us a $100 gift card. GIFT CARD. Anyone else ever used a gift card in Vegas? SERIOUSLY? I'm going to upload the picture of our scratched up car later too for those of you that want to see. Would I come back? NO. The Cosmopolitan of Las Vegas is a fail. If you enjoy a slap in the face, the Cosmo is for you. I can't wait to stay at the Venetian again.

A: negative

Q: Not a great variety of food. A majority of the people that dine here are the elderly. The menu outside is just sad. Resorting to listing sauces/gravy/rice as food items to take up space should be a sign. The main ethnic food here is Mexican followed by Chinese. I just stuck with the Chinese food, which isn't great at all. The deep-fried pork pot stickers are the closest thing to authentic. Beware, prime rib is an additional cost! The hot meats available were baked ham and roast beef. The roast beef wasn't too shabby and the ham was sort of acceptable. Desserts are the generic cakes. Lots of sugar-free options. i decided to try the rainbow sherbet ice cream. The lady scooped me 3 scoops of it and by the time I was back at the table, a layer of liquid has already emerged at the bottom of the bowl. Melted ice cream is gross, but tasted ok. Service was slow. I had to get beverage refills constantly myself. Good thing the machine was steps away from the table. Restrooms are located outside of the buffet behind where the cocktails are served inside the buffet (hope that makes some sense).

A: negative

Q: ...So glad I stumbled on this on Yelp. I needed a fix for Andean/Ecuadorean/Peruvian-style rotisserie chicken, and Chicken Latino delivered. I'm sure the rest of the menu is good, but I can't get past the plain old 1/4 or 1/2 roasted chicken: perfectly spiced and falling-off-the-bone-tender. Top it off with yellow rice, black beans, and a bottle of Inca Kola, and I'm in heaven. If they did naranjilla juice and ceviche, too, I'd camp out for a weekend and pretend I went to Ecuador.

A: positive

Q: I'm not sure why this place is so popular. I waited an hour for an average breakfast. I just ordered eggs, bacon and potatoes. I didn't try any of the more creative options. I will give this place another try, and order some of the specialty items; but I don't expect my opinion to change much.

A:
negative