Q: You are given a review about a place. You need to provide a rating from "1 star" to "5 stars" for this place.
An okay bar, strangely plopped down in the middle of the casino. It's more like the open, casino floor bars you'd walk by with some ancient Vegas performer on his piano playing to a bunch of blue hairs as you dashed off to wait in line for the "new hottest nightclub in Vegas" because you knew a guy who could get you on the guest list.
But now, it's been reimagined as an 80s bourbon bar (huh?) a la Rock of Ages, complete with totally embarrassing "personality" roaming around the bar in leather tights, big hair, and eye makeup, shoving his microphone into people's faces and making witty comments while you relive your youth through Whitesnake videos and marvel at the teeny tiny bottles of booze they have on the back bar.
It's a bit odd, but I bet it'd be more fun if you just got out of the show across the way.
A:
2 stars