Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A: Hmmm. Shall we try a little math problem? Assuming all patrons have an average of an hour and a half layover: If Plane A leaves Tucson at 11:30 and Plane B leaves Tucson at 12:45, if Plane A hasn't left Tucson at 12:45, which plane's passengers are more likely to miss their connecting flights? Not working? Okay, so we start with five stars. -Subtract one for an hour and a half delay on a 1/2 hour COMMUTER flight -Subtract one for snarky, micromanaging flight attendants -Subtract one for two agents rescheduling a total of 6 customers in an hour -Subtract one for a code-shared flight in another terminal -Subtract one for giving customers the WRONG TERMINAL so they have to travel to two terminals and get through security to find the flight they originally had ten minutes to catch... which also is late. That leaves us with... Zero stars. Oh wait, I forgot: -Add one for getting back to San Francisco in one piece... well aside from my delayed baggage.

Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A: Not impressed... saw a couple reviews that were not stellar, should have listened! Pancake was as heavy as the plate it was sitting on & the omelette veggies were supposed to be roasted, nope, raw. Sorry, 1st & last time I'm here!

Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A:
The extra star is for atmosphere. I really wanted to enjoy this bar, but after waiting 30 minutes for drinks without success, we decided to call it a night and retreat to our room. The three bartenders made a total of 9 drinks in that 30 minutes (including service bar orders), and three of those were bottled beers.