Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer: Love love love this place! My boyfriend and I stayed here Sunday-Tuesday for his birthday, and it was a perfect trip! Room service- we ordered room service twice. For breakfast we had eggs benedict and pancakes, SO yummy. Everything was delivered prompt and fresh, it was delicious. After the pool the next day we did a cheese and green chile quesadilla and some sushi for a snack, so delicious! Pool- we LOVED the pool. We spent about 5 hours out there, and our server Max kept our margaritas and ice waters full the whole time! Blue Coyote Cafe- I was happy to eat here where my boyfriend could eat a burger, and they had vegetarian sushi for me! (Dream come true!) Overall the hotel was clean, the staff was friendly, drinks and food were reasonably priced.... We will definitely be back!

Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer: One of the best Italian subs I've ever had. They were also fast, friendly and competent. I can't wait to try their pizza.

Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer:
I want to like this place. The coffee is better than most places in town, they have vegan baked goods, and it's just a few blocks from my house. If I want to chat with a friend or read a book, it's definitely a good place to go. BUT...this is a university town, I am a student, and I need my internet access to be consistent. I'm fine with restaurants and cafes not offering internet, but Mother Fool's is just a tease. If there are more than a few people using the connection, it fizzles out and I can't use my computer. Even worse, I mentioned the problem to an employee, and she told me that internet is seen as "a courtesy" here, and not something they have to provide. Sure - they don't have to provide it to customers, but it seems like they get a lot of business from wi-fi users, and maybe they could get more from people like me if we knew the internet was working at all times.