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An example of an positive review: Was just chillin on a Friday past midnight at a coffee shop then got a text from my friend Lisa bored as hell wanting to go out. I've already made up my mind not to go out tonight turning down several friends but damn it, she's a lil cutie so I said yes. Called her up and we decided to go to the Griffin (my fav spot in downtown). Went home to change...skinny jeans, check......flannel top, check......old ass beat up chucks I've had since high school, check.....yup this is the way I dress and reason why I love downtown Vegas because the crowd and people there express themselves more freely and not caught up with gold diggin' skanks, ed hardy wearin' muscle heads that you occasionally bump into at nightclubs in the strip. The strip is just too glamorous for me. Drinks are cheap and the back room is bumpin with songs with the likes of Queens, old school hip hop, 80's, and other hits that I like but never usually hear at most bars. Everyone comes here to socialize and dance without a care. Most people here can't dance including me but we just don't give a damn, stepping on each other's shoes and just having fun. That's why I love this place, the diversity, the type of style I like to see, friendly social atmosphere, and the cool samoan bouncers that make me feel like I'm back home in Torrance, CA. On a quiet day, this is a nice place to bring someone to have a conversation. Inside is dark, plenty of seating, with fireplaces that just sets up a mood of comfort and chill time to escape from the day.

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An example of an negative review: We went on 8/10/11 at 9:30 pm show. Wow, KA suck! That is the only Wow they gonna get from me. We wasted our time and energy. KA was a big, all capital D, DISAPPOINTMENT. I rated the show one star for stage, theater, and the costumes. everything else about the show was not rateable, haha. I wanted to rate lower but I'm reasonable. I'm embarrassed to say I spent $137 per ticket for three, wife and son came along, spending over $400. Bullshit! I even have to apologized to wife and son how SUCK the show was. The show doesn't live up to a Cirque and Vegas caliber. The show is so overrated by fellow Yelpers and in Vegas. If you get free tickets and want to relax from the day of sightseeing of Vegas, then go, because the theater is nice cool with comfortable seats, haha. The show started off slow and continued to be slow. I was waiting for the climax and continued to wait, nothing happen. Oh, before I forget, saw a couple in the front row walk off in the middle of the show. We were in the third row center. That how SUCK it was. The martial art was poor. I called it kids stuff, very embarrassing to the martial art world. Acrobatically, were there any? If you say, guys and girls running around and jumping around, Acrobat, then go see it. The show has to be rewritten to last. I don't think it will last 'til next year. It did have a storyline buy so what. Every other show has some kind of storyline. If you want a Vegas Cirque show, go see "O" at Bellagio. It's a badass Cirque show. Spend some money and get good seats between row 10 and 5 from the stage. The next Cirque show if you want another Cirque show, then, go see La Reve at the Wynn. La Reve was OK, nothing wows you. "O" has that wow effects on you. Everything about "O" has that wow effects from the theater to the show. Trust me do not go see KA, wasting your time and cash.

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An example of an negative review: Fun entrance and nice decor. Took a client to lunch and it was almost impossible to hear her speak above the music. Note to self: Don't bring anyone you want to talk to. The server noticed that we couldn't hear each other and offered to turn the music down. It's one thing to create an environment, but just loud music for lunch doesn't cut it. Food was good, but $12.00 tacos seems a bit pricey. Needs help on making the food live up to the prices.

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An example of an negative review: Over-priced. Over-cooked. Over-staffed. This was my first and last time visiting a Joe's Crab Shack. The food itself was barely edible. I ordered a Sam Adams Steam Pot. My lobster was over-cooked, and the clams included were about the size of a nickel. Laughable. My fiance ordered the KJ Steampot. This was appealing being scallop lovers, and the scallops pictured on the menu looked quite large and terrific. However, those were not the scallops we received. The scallops we received were rubbery, and about the size of a quarter. How they were pictured http://imagizer.imageshack.us/v2/800x600q90/843/47cv.jpg What we received http://imagizer.imageshack.us/v2/800x600q90/855/q0n7.jpg The entire time we were there, the wait staff was just awkwardly standing around. It was about 7pm. Dinner time, and we were only one of about 3 tables being serviced. Despite the place being over-staffed, it took the food forever to come out. After this experience I will not be returning, and I would advise anyone else to stay away as well.