Goal:
One seeks to look like a theater performer.
Answer:
One should apply makeup.

Goal:
Make alcohol infused candy.
Answer:
Soak gummy candies in vodka for a day.

Goal:
To get your cat to stay off of the kitchen counters.
Answer:
Spray the cat with a spray bottle with water whenever you see him on the kitchen counters.

Goal:
how to make a southwestern cobb salad
Answer:
Puree equal parts mayo and buttermilk with hot sauce, cilantro, scallion, orange zest, garlic and salt. Drizzle over romaine, diced avocado and jicama, orange segments and crumbly sharp cheese.