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Output: Oy. Why do I do this to myself. The service was fine, but nothing about the food was edible. First of all, five dollars for stale tortilla chips and "homemade" salsa (clearly from a can). The chicken wings tasted like fake butter and rubber. It's my fault, I guess.

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Output: Highly disappointed with this place. I just attempted to eat here. Hostess sat us. 30 min later still no drink order. Still nothing. Just had to finally get up and leave. That is sad because we were repeat customers. Sorry Salty Sow.... Won't be visiting you ever again.

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Output: I had the lunch buffet on a weekday for ~23ish. - Presentation is exquisite! 2 pieces of fried chicken on a small deep fryer?! lol. love it! - Desserts are my favorite! Steroid based chocolate strawberries with nuts! - Make your own omelette. Didn't take long to get it. worth the wait - Sushi is dissapointing. AVOID! - Smoked salmon is amazing! has capers for added flavor. - loved the mimosa. although, wish it had more champagne ^____^ ^_____^~!

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STAY AWAY!! There are thousands of better places on the strip!! We really looked forward to dinner here on our first night in Vegas. What a waste of time and money. The food was quite average.. and that was their only good point. The service was disgusting! We were seated and waited for 15mins while the dumbarse serving staff decided who was assigned to our table. Then once they figured this out (played 'rocks and scissors'? I don't know!) we then spent another 10 mins waiting for someone to take our drinks order... it all went downhill from there. This was surprising since there were about 8 wait staff standing around the walls picking their arses as it was still early and only about 10 diners in house. We were in a section with us (2 people) and another large table of about 8. The waiter pretty much said f*ck them, Im just going to wait on the big table. So we were left sitting there for one of the shyttest dining experiences in Vegas. Their food is rather overpriced for the style quality, and their wine list is very average. If you want great food and great service at a good price - avoid Trader Vics and try Hawaiian Tropics on the other side of PH. (oh, and don't take an Opentable voucher there.. as they don't know what it is and make a HUGE drama abou cashing it)