Problem: There has been some talk that the Dodgers may go after a Varitek or a pitcher - oriented catcher , which would free Martin from behind the plate and take his athleticism to third base , where the coaches feel he could also be an All - Star , a move Torre , Todd Zeile and Craig Biggio all made successfully . Let 's put this out here plain and clear : Jason Varitek is cooked . Toast .

What is meant by Varitek being " cooked toast " ?
OPTIONS:
- It means he is in fine form like a tasty piece of toast .
- None of the above choices .
- He wo n't be promoted most likely .
- It means he is having a stroke because when you have a stroke you smell burnt toast .

A: He wo n't be promoted most likely .

Problem: This is my second time purchased the flaw clothes . Next time should be more alert ... I received sms from mum too last night . My tears almost drop out after read her message . Her children all not back to hometown during this reunion festival .

Why should my mother 's kids be in town ?
OPTIONS:
- None of the above choices .
- They should get text messages
- There is a reunion festival going on
- They need to shop for clothes

A: There is a reunion festival going on

Problem: She was my stupid yellow dog , that I absolutely adored . She was basically my mom 's 3rd child . I just did n't think I 'd be so emotional about this . I ' ve accepted the situation , but I just keep crying , and I do n't know why .

What kind of dog do I possibly have ?
OPTIONS:
- None of the above choices .
- I probably have a light colored Labrador .
- I probably have a chocolate Labrador .
- I probably have a Rottweiler .

A:
I probably have a light colored Labrador .