Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A: I was expecting this place to be amazing, but found myself disappointed. I did not mind the $50 cover charge (Sunday) but for that price I was expecting this place to be packed. Instead, I found myself in a pool surrounded by 70 guys and maybe 20 chicks. It was 2 pm and the pool was not even half full. I realized I was Gona have to get drunk fast and thank Jesus the bartenders knew how to make a strong drink. Drinks were actually pretty cheap compared to other pool parties.

Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A: Let me start by saying that I am definitely a fan of the "Old Vegas" hotels and was quite excited to be staying at the Union Plaza again after a long absence... boy, was I disappointed! Check-in was delayed, (even though we didn't even try til nearly 16:00 hrs), evidently our room was still dirty. We reserved a two-queen handicap room with a refrigerator; we got a two-queen standard room and the fridge was brought up later. The bathroom was so small, you had to step outside to fart! The AC worked fine after I cleaned the filth from the filters, but the tub drained so slowly that by the end of a quick shower you were standing ankle-deep in water... then one morning I heard something and looked down and saw water rising up out of the tub drain! Several calls to the desk did nothing because nobody ever showed up. The maids were very friendly and very generous with fresh towels and anything else they could do for us. We used the largest ballroom all week... where to start? Most of the electrical outlets were dead, all but one door locked (but security did make a good effort to keep an eye on things), and none of the lighting controls worked and the ceiling lights had to be adjusted by screwing and unscrewing them with a long pole! The main floor of the casino could have smelled better, I know smoking is allowed, but ventilation is also allowed! There are six elevators in the south tower, and regardless of the time of day, a 3-7 minute wait was normal... I once waited 10 minutes! The Valet were probably the best part of the whole week, always there, always friendly and very quick to bring the car around. The sushi place is AMAZING!!! Luckily, our convention will be hosted at the Tuscany Suites next year, I'm sad that my freshest memory of the Plaza is a shabby one.

Problem: Write a positive yelp review.
A:
Well I was taken out the other day and the person who knew I love a good burger suggested this place, being that I never heard of it I was like sure ok. WOW is all I can say, the menu was very interesting and it all looked and sounded good. So I order the BBQ, Bacon & Chedder, and a order of Smash Fries (French Fries with oil and some seasoning) I go and get my drink and sit down and the order is brought to my table. Burger was cooked to the way I asked for the and the fries were awesome. The burger was very tasty and not dry (People who kvetch about grease, HELLO a burger is supposed to be greasy, this is not a heath food choice!!! and to the reviewer complaining about her Veggie Burger, really? why are you getting something that looks like a burger? Go have a salad.) The food was served quite quickly and seating was not a issue, I want to go back to this place soon.