input: Write a negative yelp review (OPTIONS:
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output: Waking thru the country store, I was not sure I was in the right place. All those cars outside on a sunday morning led me to believe I had to sprint to the hostess stand for a table. But this place is huge, and there was no wait at all. They could even seat six tops without a wait! We scored a table right by the front window, and were immediately greeted by a friendly waitress for drinks. She pointed out the two most popular dishes on the menu - pancake breakfast (think grand slam at denny's) or the standard meat, eggs, biscuits and gravy.Big menu, but no omelets? I had the french toast w/ bacon. It was cold and leathery. Husband had the grand-slam thing - it was a lot o f food w/ a big bowl of canned tasting gravy. Food was just ok. Coffee was bad. Service was great. Won't go back - there are better breakfast places in Ahwatukee.
input: Write a negative yelp review (OPTIONS:
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output: Wow. My soul hurts. I miss the Paradise. From the half-hearted attempt at beautifying prepackaged food to the complete abandonment of functionality, this place is a step below the corner QuikTrip. No ice. No clean tables. No available highchairs. Table service from a Walker straight out of your favorite post-apocalyptic cable drama. The macaroni is made-to-order out of an envelope. The salad materials look like they were prepared by a tool from the 'As Seen On TV' store. The chicken, when it was fresh, was part of a juggling act, it seems. And all of this is served at your table by a girl who can only be described as walking through life as though she were in locked-in syndrome, mobile but trapped in her own living hell. What about the layout, you ask? Well, I'll tell you. If you want to walk in the most logical door, you end up sidestepping around people's table in the tiny dining room. Then you arrive at the counter, where queuing theory is more like chaos theory. Once you place your order, you go sit down. Then you get back up and push your way into a little corner right next to where the food is served. Maybe you get to the fountains, maybe not. Then you push your way back out of the throng and shuffle around more cramped tables until you sit at one of the 2 clean tables and crunch white salad, tasteless cold cuts and bland bread. Did you ever make it out to Paradise? Over by Grimaldi's and the excellent greek place, Cyprus Grill? Yeah, well that was pretty good food, and a nice, relaxed and comfortable atmosphere. This place, however, makes me want to spit bile. It would taste better than what they are serving.
input: Write a positive yelp review (OPTIONS:
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output:
After reading all the reviews The Roosevelt was everything I had expected- beautiful hotel from the exterior and also the main lobby area were very grand and luxurious looking. The staff in the main lobby bar were very friendly and couldn't do enough for you. The rooms were lovely and had everything we needed. Hot water was never ending regardless of the time of day. The only thing I was surprised about was the attitude of the front desk staff. Not that they were rude but upon checking in, asking any questions and checking out I don't think one of them cracked a single smile and it was almost like you were inconveniencing them by just speaking to them. It's a shame as they are supposed to be the face of the hotel and they let the hotel down in this way. The location was fantastic though, 10 min walk away from Time Square, Broadway, Empire State, Central Park and countless pubs and restaurants on your doorstep.