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Output: Sooo not kid friendly! Now I understand that a casino hotel is not the best place to go with young children, but in Vegas you don't really have a choice. We were staying there while visiting a friend in the area. Very smoky, even in the non-smoking rooms. Again not much of a surprise. Our first problem was that we could not walk anywhere without the staff pouncing on us that kids could not be in the casino. I understand they need to stay away from the machines. But we couldn't even walk across the place to get to a restaurant without being pounced on. If you have children, apparently you have to run from one place to another if you don't want to be harrassed. This law is true everywhere; Cannery is the only place that made us feel truly uncomfortable. The coup de grace, however, was when we tried to go to their Mexican restaurant at 5 pm, sat in the back on purpose, and got thrown out because our kids were too loud. Our three-year-old cried once or twice. I guess the senior crowd prefers not to have children sullying their mediocre food experience. Just don't bring your family there.

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Output: Not sure how to describe my dining experience, the food was underwhelming to be generous. I was expecting more, the service was adequate. It was nothing to write home about. One member of our party received his order at least twenty minutes after everyone else. To make situation worse, his order was not prepared well. I doubt I will visit this establishment again, I should have read these reviews prior to attending.

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Output: DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCE GIVE THESE PEOPLE A PENNY! They are unprofessional, unscrupulous, rude, untrustworthy THIEVES! Prices change, "warranteed" work and parts are NOT waranteed. They took over for a company that was wonderful and are running it into the ground. This is no longer the same owners. Please, do not call them. You will regret it. They refused to refund a service call on work they performed to fix the work from the first service call, and the door broke a THIRD TIME! Then they expected me to call them back to "fix" it again (with another service charge of course). And they would not refund the service charge for the second time... why??? Well, "it's mechanical and things break".... sure.... twice in 2 weeks after they fixed it... hmmmm.... Michael Potter the "manager" should be ashamed of himself and the way he speaks to his customers. These people have no shame. They deserve a negative rating. The owner never called back because according to Michael, "he's too busy with all the other companies he owns and doesn't have time for something so trivial". Your customer's satisfaction is TRIVIAL??? Also, note that they are NOT BBB accredited and have 37 complaints lodged against them. Any positive reviews most certainly have been posted by the employees.

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Among the best pizza I've ever had- definitely the best in Vegas! Went there 2 out 2 nights on my last Vegas trip. I tried all sorts of slices, but liked the meatball and mushroom best. I don't normally like white pizza, but this one is great. Fun, mellow, atmosphere. A welcome break from all the Vegas lights and sin and what not. They had PBR and Stone IPA on tap, which was a really cool combination. Satisfied everyone who wanted beer with their pizza. Not going to lie: I ate too many slices at one point and had a tummy ache for all of the next day, but I'm about 100% sure that was my fault, not their's. It's just so good.