Definition: You are provided with a user review of a restaurant. Your task is to classify the given review into two categories: 1) positive, and 2) negative based on its content.
Input: My dear Yeeps, Im going to let you in on a closely guarded and rather intimate secret of mine. Sometimes, when no ones looking, when the shadows fall just so, and when most heads are turned.. .. sometimes I dress like an actual human female. Beyond that, I occasionally do unheard of, taboo things like accessorize and wear shoes that dont have thick rubber soles or steel shanks. However, the majority of my available funds after the monthly necessities like rent, food, booze, and hair dye are spent in the pursuit of mountain summits. Sometimes that means money for summit beers or seeking that elusive small town post-climb vegan meal. This creates quite a conundrum for your humble reviewer. The infrequent desire to appear what some might call 'attractive' (or 'showered' or 'not in tattered jeans'), but very little money with which to accomplish such lofty goals. Enter: Ether. I only noticed this place when someone pointed it out to me on a bike ride. I was instantly in love since their front-of-store display included my three guiltiest pleasures in the world: scarves, hats, and tall boots. My initial (and only, thus far) visit revealed a whole new time and money-sink for me. Scarves, large earrings, an impressive array of boots (most of which I l love, all of which are non-leather), a small but cute selection of clothing, large wooden bangles.. pretty much everything I love to wear condensed into one modest store (minus the overly shiny rings and pendants), and priced so that even your average gear-hording mountaineer can afford to retire her current pair of boots with the half-detached left sole. To top it off, the store is staffed by some of the most helpful, cheerful, but unobtrusive and non-pushy employees ever. As others have said, the quality isnt top-notch, but since my episodes of masquerading as an actual female are few and far between - its good enough for me!
Output:
positive