Problem: The store sold out of cookies long before salads because the

My choice: cookies were too delicious.

Problem: Jennifer treats women right, but Erin is an asshole because

My choice: Jennifer was raised very well.

Problem: I had a more difficult time at the Police Academy than at school because the

My choice: academy was tougher.

Problem: Betty had an easier time training the dog than Samantha because

My choice:
Betty used positive reinforcement techniques.