input: Write a negative yelp review.
output: I LOVE Four Peaks. What I don't love is Scottsdale. Or the people who inhabit it, really. Including the servers. I've been a fan of FP for a LONG time. Great food, incredible beer, and great times. On this occasion, and it doesn't happen often, I wanted to tell the girl serving us that she should get the fuck off of her phone, stop bullshitting with the bartender, and do some fucking work. Like serving us, because she voluntarily accepted a position as a server in a bar. We got there and got seated at a high top, which we asked for. When I saw that the Pumpkin Porter was on tap, I HAD to have me summa dat! And so we waited. Annnnnnnnnndddddddd waited. And still we waited..... for a server to arrive to ask us what we would like to drink. It took us long enough to figure out what we wanted to order before the server showed up. So, she took our drink order, and started to turn around... NOT SO FAST, MY FRIEND!!!.... we placed our food order, as well. The drinks came first. Yep. And instead of a rum and Coke, we got a diet rum. YUCK. And so we waited.... And I finally said FUCK THIS SHIT!! and got up and walked my happy ass up to the bar and placed it on the bar for a new one. The bartender, in all of her preciousness, acted like it was going to be an act of Congress to replace the drink. Instead of simply replacing the drink, she went to the well, poured the drink, and left it in the window to be picked up by the server. And the server came with the drink... And the comment, "Um... Yeah... I rang it in as a Rum and Coke, and she swears she poured a rum and Coke.... Try this, and see if it's better." Listen here, server girl.. I don't give a shit who did what, or why. And I'm not looking for a Congressional inquiry, either. I just care that we get what we order in a timely, and professional fashion. When our food came, we ordered 2 Growlers of Pumpkin Porter. The server says, "Um.... Did you want me to get those NOW???? Or....??? Like, I can wait until you're ready to leave." I was thinking, we've tried this whole "waiting for you to do your job thing, and it's just not working out too well", but refrained from speaking it. The Twin Peaks rejects are beginning to infiltrate my beloved Four Peaks. Blonde, snotty, sarcastic, and snide, lots of cleavage, and dumb as a bag of hammers.... Glad I went to a horse show following the experience. They (the horses) allowed me to reconnect with intelligence.
input: Write a negative yelp review.
output: Decent clothes, at least in my experience (I've heard stories from others about clothes falling apart within the first month), and ok prices if you're picky and get there at the right time to get what you need, but their return policy is ridiculous. I brought back a purchase an hour later with all the tags on and apparently "company policy" is exchange or store credit only. I will not be shopping at this chain again.
input: Write a positive yelp review.
output:
Great time on the course last weekend. Love the summer prices and getting out early allowed us to get around before it got too hot. This course is very forgiving. I don't manage to hit the ball straight off the tee all too often but on this course you usually don't end up in rough shape. They did have air conditioned carts but my buddy and I felt like sissies turning it on. Course was in great shape and the greens were quick but fair. I really have nothing bad to say except that the club house is hard to find if you have never been there. It's not at the resort. It's one light west hidden in the villas/condos. A few more signs would be helpful. Plan on returning soon!