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Output: This is specifically for the TSA staff - if you don't like your damn job, then go out and find another one. I felt like I was in a prison the way I treated. It is ridiculous. I went to Vegas to enjoy myself, not be treated like some subservient low life!

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Output: Very disappointing...extremely slow service. Food below average. Sea food in a bag...very poor. I will not be back

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Output: I'm a total tom boy. I chop my hair short. My girlfriends begrudge my wardrobe -- t shirts or tanks, ripped jeans or cut-offs, tennis shoes, and a belt. A good day for me? Out on a boat, fishing with grubs, a cooler of beer and a pound of beef jerky. But, every couple of weeks or so, I find it necessary to pander to my softer side. And I do that by -- yes -- getting my nails done. Full on, French tipped, acrylic nails. To be honest, though, I should probably get them done more like once a week, because as soon as I'm out the door, I pay no attention to the upkeep of this sometimes costly habit in maintaining some shred of femininity. When I walked into Pink Nail Salon (located on the corner of Flamingo and Easter, right next to Taco Time), a couple of my nails were cracked and some were even missing. I requested a fill and some "minor" repair work, and was asked to sit down at a table. When the poor little tech inspected my digits, she softly exclaimed, "Ohhh myyyyyy gaaaaaaah...." Then she sheepishly smiled up at me and got to work. You know, even if it weren't for all the repairs at hand (ha), I still think she would have taken her time. Which I honestly appreciate. The last time I got a full set somewhere else, it took about twenty minutes, which was just about the length of the manicure's life span. I may be rough on my hands, but I would expect at least a couple hours out of thirty bucks worth of work. So, let's see ... given the repairs, the rebuilds, the fill, plus the airbrushing on the tips to make them all match, my tab should have roughly been about $35. But, being as it was my first visit, she knocked it down to a flat $20. Naturally, I tipped (another pun, if you want to reach for it) her at full cost. And they look fabulous. Often times, older nail salons can have a dirty or dingy feel to them. But Pink is bright, clean, and new, and the staff was incredibly friendly. One of the other nail techs, who wasn't with a client at the moment, even shared a newspaper article she found about a two-headed piglet born in Ontario. I had a great experience there, and I'm very pleased to FINALLY say I have found a salon in Vegas that I will definitely be going back to. Three days later, and still lookin' good, y'all.

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Worst bar experience! First, the server couldn't mix a drink that wasn't on their special martini menu (note to proprietor: a bartender knows how to make classic drinks without a manual). The weird food laws that necessitate ordering food with every order is ridiculous and sounds like a scam. Also, as a fellow food service worker it is a huge faux pas to tell your patrons to tip for poor service and a lack of mixology knowledge, go back to Tim Horton's.