Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer: Great food. The green curry is the best I've ever tasted!

Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer: Been to the E. Bell store many times since couldn't get anyone on the phone. These are some of the most arrogant, cheats I've ever attempted to do business with. The N. Scottsdale store is just as bad & neither location would let me speak with a mgr. Was without cable for 4 days during the World Cup due to their mistake, which they admitted. This company is very poor at 'communications'. At least change the name to properly refer to their attitude + lack of service. Could go on with more details, but wasted too much time on these losers already. Also, for you Yelpers, how about allowing us to give NO stars.

Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer:
I was not impressed. The steak was mediocre at best and the service was good until the waiter found out that we weren't drinking wine or cocktails. There were positives though...The pork belly appetizer was outstanding as well as the baked potato. Overall I would not return