[Q]: Objective: q-tip
[A]: clean more ears than a rubber band

[Q]: Objective: How can I never lose my keys?
[A]: Put a magnet behind your light switch for a way to "hang" your keys at the switch.

[Q]: Objective: How to safely saw through wood to split it?
[A]: Place the wood in a vice grip and make sure it is steady then saw the wood as desired

[Q]: Objective: how do you win at where's waldo>
[A]:
find waldo