Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: Came here on a whim while walking the strip because we had heard of the goblet drinks. The night was still young, maybe 10p or so, so it wasn't horribly crowded. We sat at a high table at the bar and already had an idea of what we were going to order. We sat for a while and had waitresses pass us a fair amount of times, but got no service. We actually had to stop one of them and say we needed to order something. After ordering it was maybe another 10 minutes or so before we got our drinks. I think there was only one bartender making everything, so I'll let that wait time slide a bit. There were 3 of us, so we decided to share the drink. It was alright. They pour it out at your table so you can watch it fog up, but it wasn't too extraordinary. Taste wise, it was too sweet for my taste, but what can you expect from a place that sells candy haha. However, the price didn't quite fit the experience. $40 for a drink (it's about the size of 2.5 normal drinks mind you), but still a bit steep in my opinion. Overall, I probably wouldn't go again, but might be worth the experience if you've never got to try.
Q: positive

A: Stunning. Visually, musically, sexually. Okay, wait. Maybe not that last one. No, those ushers were pretty sexy. Anyway, as someone who tends towards feeling a little jaded by the plethora of shows available in Seattle where I live, I'm hard to please I think. But then you see something like this and I'm just wrong. I'm totally blown away. The set and theater was as much part of the show as the amazingly talented performers, the way the music comes in behind you (and we had inexpensive seats up high) and the stage moves with each scene change, it's a modern miracle of technology that makes such an old-feeling tale seem completely fresh. The true test? Would I go back and see the same one again? Yup, any time. Amazing.
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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- positive) review?

Answer: hey hippies, i love it, when the two of you open pizzerias, in the avenues especially when, it's on ave, forty-three that's almost, one hundred, blocks away from me!!! so i won't be tempted, to one-day, drop back in i asked y'all once, and i'll ask you again please stop it, you hippies, your pizza is bad the burgers and fries, other things i've had are fine for five bucks, nope, can't fault you there but for breakfast or pizza, it's buyer beware take my advice, and cross this off your list of places for pizza, it's a miss not a hit sure they'll toss a pie, but don't toss 'em your dough there's so many other, good places to go then again, some might eat it, hippies, I suppose right after they fire, a big ganja bowl 'cuz then you'll eat anything, remember it well colombian gold, nag champa, the smell of weed, from my dorm room, you'd need it, to eat the food that they served us, that mystery meat but dudes, i digress, back to the two hippies out in the avenues, the store's pretty nifty posters and nik naks, tacked to the walls cool clutter, kitschy, but hey, aren't they all? two things shared in common, these pizza joints, guys a funky decor, and a really bad pie (two stars for pizza only. burgers are a-ok)
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Generate a positive review for a place
Output: GREAT SERVICE! Nice restaurant and good food. Needs a little Spanish music. Will definitely return.
input: Write a negative yelp review (OPTIONS:
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output: Condescending staff at reservation desk, rude waitress Great mac n cheese appetizer Tuna tacos were overly salty and inedible Salmon was cooked well but the seasoning on the kimchi was odd and distracting Very overrated restaurant Spend your money at one of Pittsburgh's better restaurants with more considerate staff
Q: negative

A:
I purchased a ring there in Feb 2014 was told it was diamond chips and garnets. Went to have it appraised this week and it is not diamond chips. Just got of the phone with the owner who is the most rude and insulting person I have spoken to in a long time!! After, I explained my side...he began yelling me, calling me stupid, making it clear he wasn't going to reimburse me and hung up on me. Really!!??!!