Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer: This is the second time I've stayed at this hotel and the only reason I came back was because my friend was staying here. I'm very disappointed with my current stay not only because of the resort fees, but the room we had was horrible. After unpacking I decided to take a shower and when I started the water brown water came out of the faucet. There were other little things that I disliked, but I would end up writing an essay. I would only stay here again if I really had to. Let's say that it's bad enough that I would pay to stay somewhere else even if I could stay here for free.

Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer: Where do I start! This place is the biggest piece of shit convention center I have ever been too. I was here for Lightfair as an exhibitor and will never come back. They only turn on the air conditioning during the show. When you are setting up and immediately when the show is over, they turn it off. It's 100 degrees out and everyone is sweating their ass off trying to get their booths set up and torn down. The bathrooms are disgusting with piss everywhere and the whole place is just filthy. At the end of the show, our shipping crate was brought to us and looked like it was dropped off of a building. We spent at least two hours trying to repair it enough so that we could ship it back east. I took pictures of the damage and as I am doing this, some loser security guard comes over and tells me I can't take pictures and wanted me to delete them from my camera. So it's okay that everyone is taking pictures at the show, but once it's over and everyone is crating their displays, it's not? What the fuck sense does that make! I just looked at him and shook my head. Can somebody please explain their rationale for this? I can understand if I was in a strip club and I was asked not to take pictures, but this is ridiculous! As we were leaving, we gave a final double fuck you finger to the convention center. Good riddance and I will never exhibit here again!

Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer:
The first time I went there after it switched from Exxon, an attendant came running out to pump my gas for me. I checked to see if I accidently pulled into the Full Service island (do those even exist anymore?) I hadn't, but the guy pumped my gas and cleaned my windshield just the same. Wow! Great service or so I thought. I gave the guy a $2 tip (All I had on me at the time). He just looked at it, then looked at me with a disgusted look like I was supposed to kiss his feet and give him a $20 because he actually did his job. I guess the tips weren't adding up because these days, they don't even acknowledge you anymore. There are never any squeegees to clean your window, either. I guess they're afraid that someone might steal their precious $2.63 "assets" This gas station is the only one for a few blocks around, and boy do they take full advantage of that fact! They are regularly $0.05 to $0.10 higher than even the rip-off Chevron or Shell stations on Chaparral. Anymore, I just use this station when I'm afraid I won't make it to another one. Just to annoy them and cost them money in credit card charges, I only ever put 1 gallon in. If you drive just a couple of miles south on Hayden, you can find gas for as much as $0.40 cheaper (Circle K usually)! I'll go way out of my way to patronize a company that doesn't try to gouge it's customers. Taylor gas is not one of them tho.