Problem: I wanted a freebie ! Then at work , from 11 am to 3 pm there was this chatty chick doing a demo / sampling of the grapes which were on special in the produce department , and she 'd set up her stand right next to my flower display . She was making up this WW strawberry mousse and giving people a bit of that with a couple of grapes in it . Of course it had dairy ... and aspartame ... yeesh .

Why was I disappointed ?

A: The girl would not give me plain grapes .

Problem: I threw a party for my boss at work to mark his 10 year anniversary for opening up his own business . It was a very small event , I even baked the cake . Thing is , the next day he barely spoke to me . He was even rude at one point .

Why did they throw their boss a birthday party ?

A: They wanted their boss to feel appreciated .

Problem: We get together a couple times a month for lunch , too . Today , we went out to lunch . Today , she kissed me . On the mouth . From shock , I just stood there , frozen like a zombie . She took this as permission or something and kept going . As gently as I could , I pushed her away .

Why did the narrator suddenly freeze up ?

A:
They were not expecting an intimate moment .