input: Write a positive yelp review.
output: Back in the day when I was 'straight' my wife and I used to frequent this place regularly. The thing is when we lived in Surprise there wasn't much else besides chains and even then I had a good sense to avoid them. So now that she and I are apart and still the best of friends, when I visit we still go here. It has to be one of the most consistent places Ive been too. They are more of a Mexican seafood place but don't be fooled.. they make a great carne asada quesadilla and the queso fundido con chorizo with fresh home made flour tortillas... so yummy it makes my chest hurt thinking about it! Also have a 99 cent margarita and daily beer specials.. be sure to try the refrieds, they have to make them with full on lard cause they are good and full of flavor! Even though I'm a bit lighter in the loafers these days I still look upon the good times me and the Mrs had here.
input: Write a negative yelp review.
output: Momma always said if you don't have anything nice to say, say nothing at all... Unfortunately, that wouldn't tell you a whole lot of why I rated it like this. Maybe the place was closed when we got there, and they were just being kind but there were a lot of people there. Our server was very unattentive and didn't seem to like being bothered. My wine had a piece of cork floating in it. The caesar salad was so over done with anchovies that you couldn't taste anything but it. Which is a real shame because the jamon serrano looked AWESOME...but it was ruined by the sauce. The black cod would have been great if it had had a little bit more flavor and didn't taste like it had swum a relay race in olive oil... This place is also rediculously expensive for what you get...
input: Write a negative yelp review.
output:
Okay, I was a fool for neglecting the poor reviews on yelp before booking the luxor. It was a true disappointment in service. Location: **I've stayed at the bellagio and bally's in my past stays in vegas. They were prime locations, right smack dead in the center of the strip. The Luxor is on the wayside of the strip. Don't want a costly hotel bill? Well think again because your taxi expense will shoot straight up faster than you can say, damn shit luxor you screwed me over. mhm. Service: **Checking in was a complete pain. The service agent was rude, impatient and a bit condescending. Well lady, screw you. ( i know i'm chicken shit, since i can't say it in front of her face... -__-) **Me and my friends requested extra towels and they remarkably arrived at 11pm, mind you we ordered them around 4pm. Luckily we were already trashed as shit and tired from the lack of sleep the night before. **Our room keys were somehow left inside our room, which was extremely frustrating esp. when it's @ 4am after a night of raging. The front desk was no help, they directed us to wait by the elevator for security, we waited 30 minutes and no one came. So we went back to the front desk, and some pleasant worker was able to provide us with new room keys. Room: **we had a room in the pyramid and it was pretty cool. Typical hotel room. Clean and spacious. Although, these rooms are like an oven. With the exterior of the building being all black and slanted, the head permeates though the glass and is trapped in your room. If you're there in the summer, blast the AC, and close the curtins, or you'll bake.. -____- Pool:** Nice a sunny, no buildings casting a shadow over my GTL time. Huge area with a lot of seating to accommodate their other foolish guests. Attractions: Titanic Exhibit and Bodies Exhibit were stationed here during my visit. It def. an unforgettable experience, and a must see to everyone who is in vegas. (plus 1star) It was truly a bitter experience at the luxor, I don't ever want to stay on the wayside of the strip again. Esp. when service on this end sucks and frankly, nothing is really happening over here except for... well you and your guest. haha