question: Mommy and Daddy did n't buy it for me . I work for everything I have . SO HAVE FUN WITH MY CAMERA AND PICTURES OF MY CATS AND FUCKING USELESS WIRES ASSHOLE . I hope you enjoy the crack you bought with the money you got for my camera you fucking worthless junkie . I literally hate everything right now .
Q: What likely happened to the narrartors camera ?

answer: It was stolen .

question: The week spent in St Andrews with the choir for graduations has been absolutely amazing . Since the choir was singing , we were given free New Hall accommodation and food , and free wine , carrot cake , sandwiches and small treats at the garden parties , which were also free . This meant that after the garden parties it was very difficult to get the mildly tipsy choir to sing , let alone manage a concert which we attempted on Wednesday night . On the other hand , no matter how badly the services / ceremonies / concerts seemed to go , we were heavily complimented for our work . Our " work " tended to consist of a few hours rehearsal before every service in which we rehearsed an anthem , two hymns , and 4 songs for the graduations .
Q: Why was it difficult to get the choir to sing ?

answer: They were stuffed with food .

question: As for everything else , well some things , like public transport for example , are more expensive , but then at least you do pay for a good service . Other things , like fruit at the local market for example , are actually cheaper than the equivelent would be here . But Copenhagen , that was expensive .
Q: What may be a plausible fact about me ?

answer:
I am talking about a place I have visited .