Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A: Happy hour was dreadful. I did not dig the crowd either, not a very happening place. could have potential because of the cool basement feeling. however, not a lot of options

Problem: Write a positive yelp review.
A: I'll admit I'm a bit scared walking into this strip mall that looks sketchy on the outside and a ghost town on the inside. But I'll brave the dangers to get to this delicious banh mi shop! Yummy crispy baguettes slathered with some sort of butter inside with your choice of meats then topped off with a fragrant corsage of cilantro and crunchy pickled veggies. You definitely get a nice mix of textures in every bite. Skip going to subway the next time you're in this section of town and go for a banh mi instead for a delicious experience! It's cheaper too!

Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A:
the thing that stunned me was the hostess. She was not at all happy, and when she seated us, i saw a delicious soup someone next to us was having and i asked her "omg what is that soup it looks good???" and she looked at me like i was dumb and said, "....i dont know" and walked away...it was ridiculous....my gf that i was with is a hostess and she was in disbelief too....she could have said, "I'm not sure, ill ask your waitress to find out, or i will find out for you" but "...i dont know" with an attitude? very dissapointing especially being the FIRST impression that we have when we walk in.... very bad customer perception. Besides that, The food was awesome, and my waitress was awesome...but very dissapointing on the hostess end...first impressions are everything.