Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer: Machaca Chimichanga -- awesomeness. One of my favorite two Mexican restaurants in the Phoenix Metro.

Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer: I go here at least once a week for the lunch buffet. They always have a good variety of meat and veggie dishes. Some rotate and some classics are always there. It's my favorite place to eat.

Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer:
The food is crap...but it's sooooo cheap! So cheap, I can't afford NOT to eat here!