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An example of an negative review: I was out on errands & getting hungry, so I stopped into this place today for lunch. I see these "Long Wong's" places all over town, but this is the first time I've tried one of them. Here's how it was at this one: First off, it's a real dump, ala Taco Bite. Part of the menu is up on a board behind the counter, & the rest is strewn around all over the walls & on erasable boards. I ordered a "Special" from the listless counter girl, which was promoted as 6 hot chicken wings & a cheeseburger for $4.95. You have to pay BEFORE they fix the food, & before you can beg to go to the bathroom to wash your hands. (It lives behind a locked hallway door that has a big sign on it saying that you can't use the bathroom!) They wouldn't trust me with the hallway-to-the-bathroom door key, but instead I had to wait for girl to go let me in! Once inside the bathroom, it's a good thing I didn't have to go, because not only doesn't the door lock, it doesn't even CLOSE! You pull it closed & it opens back up a foot or two, I guess so that the staff can keep an eye on you in there! Back out in the dining room, I took a seat in a booth. Next to it was a window with big, heavy bars on it like a jail! I brought a book to read, but I couldn't hear myself think, because the TV on the wall was blabbing out, so I sat. It was cold in there, too. It's no wonder they make you pay first! Otherwise I would have left. So then in a little while girl brought out my food. The cheeseburger bun was REFRIGERATOR COLD, & the "6 wings" were actually THREE, because they count each side of the wing as a wing. Also, they were the tiniest chicken wing pieces I have ever seen, not more than 2 inches long each. After eating this dinky meal my fingers were all gooey, but I didn't feel like going through the hassle of trying to get girl to let me into the bathroom again to wash my hands, so I drove home with them like that. When I got home, I washed my hands & fixed myself something to eat. Eek!

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An example of an positive review: When I die, I want to be buried in a bowl of short rub ragu. (No joke.) In this lifetime, I've had my share of short rib, so I feel perfectly comfortable saying this is the best, most tender short rib I've had in. my. life! The penne and seasonal vegetables play second fiddle to delicious shredded meat in a tangy tomato sauce with basil pistou (aka pesto). There's something uniquely spicy and sweet about this dish that pleases my entire palate, and the crunch from the veg adds a textural element that brings about some interest. A bowl of it can feed an army, or serve as a robust breakfast the next day. If you're looking to start with something I suggest the scallops, but I tend to order (and LOVE) scallops anywhere I go, so I may be biased. Service is incredible; warm, friendly and uber knowledgeable, all the things you want when shelling out some cash for a more fancy pants meal. The vibe is hip yet approachable, swanky but not too much for its own good and I can't wait, I repeat, CAN'T WAIT to sit outside this summer to sip and dine. Now I realize this short rib ragu doesn't scream summer, but fair warning Fresco, the day you ditch this dish for something lighter and more seasonally appropriate I might throw things.

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An example of an positive review: 200 section is on the carpeted concourse. Love that!! Do not buy drinks at the Audi lounge. Order from your seat - you'll save a few bucks. Bathrooms are clean and air is comfortable. Parking is a breeze - a lot of lots to choose from close to the stadium and range from $5 - 10. We paid $7 and walked into the stadium about a block away. Love this stadium and will return MANY times!!

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An example of an positive review: I thoroughly enjoyed this show from beginning to end. No other stage setup in the world like this one and the performers use every inch of it. It is pretty different from other Cirque shows w/ the biggest thing for me being that there were no edge of your seat omg they might die kinda thing. This was more of just a great artistic vision of the Beatles songs which was just fine by me. We did the $100 balcony seats based on a lot of recs from Yelpers and I was glad we did cuz of that one scene...