Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer: I think I've been to pretty much every club in Vegas, so I have a pretty good scale to grade clubs on. Vanity is a very small club, but if you are on a mission to pull drunk dimes, this is a decent place to go. There are notches everywhere, even dancing up on platforms throughout. Two dance floors and two bars. Navigating through tight quarters to find a place for you and your group to stand can be a chore. Not a good club for bottle service, because they pack you in way too tight. They DO NOT serve Red Bull here, Monster only, so if RB&V is your thing, go somewhere else. Great Hip-Hop playing though, until about 3:00 am when they turn to house music. Kinda kills it when youre trying to run that 4th quarter game and seal the deal for the victory. Ya'll know exactly what I'm talking about. I guess it gives you an excuse to leave the club, so that's a silver lining I guess.

Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer: I absolutely agree!!!! This staff need to be trained in compassion and customer service. This location needs a total overhaul of its staff!!!!!!! THE WORST!!!!!!

Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer:
Since we were going to Vegas, I was trying to find a good lunch place and found Geri's on yelp. I had been craving this place till we got there. It's a small mom and pop shop in a shopping center. I got the chicken and cheese sandwich with fries and lemonade. The bf got the Philly cheesesteak sandwich he said his was ok, but mine had great flavor but the chicken was kinda dry. Since it was a mom and pop shop, I thought it would be fresh, but it wasn't. You could tell they got the fries from a frozen bag. There were other people there who seem like regulars who knew the owners. The owners - husband cooks wife helps and is the waitress. They all do it themselves. There were cool pictures all over the wall. It wasn't bad but it wasn't great. Really deserves three stars but they were nice.