You are given a review about a place. You need to provide a rating from "1 star" to "5 stars" for this place.

[EX Q]: Seriously Am I missing something here?

After reading these incredible reviews we came here at 3am, waited about 30 minutes in line even at that time. We overheard the customers in front saying they had waited 2 hours in line before.

So you think hearing that you are in for a transcending, mind blowing almost hallucinating experience from the pleasure of what you are eagerly awaiting for right?

Nope. The oysters were orange in color, suspicious flavor and one of them was bubbling. The worst oysters I ever had. We felt queasy after.

We also watched the cook use frozen seafood to make all the other dishes as we sat around the bar.
[EX A]: 1 star

[EX Q]: Mediocre at best. The pizza is bland and soggy. The wings are 99% fat 1% Franks Red Hot sauce( maybe franks buffalo) the bread sticks are actually pretty good. The delivery time can't be beat. Pinos pizza is significantly better.
[EX A]: 2 stars

[EX Q]: This place is amazing! First off, ambiance is dead on! It looks, feels, sounds and heck, smells like a proper pub. Yes they pour an awesome pint. Yes, they offer tastings of their beer so you pick the right one. Yes, service is excellent. Yes, the food is delicious.

Get the chips with garlic and jalapeno, and don't miss the peppered steak. Be warned these pasties are fri kin huge, filling, and you probably won't finish one on its own. The shepherds pie was also delicious, but really it all looks so good. The crust on these pies are flaky, tasty delicious. The fillings are delicious, and they definitely don't skimp on the filling. The sauces that come with the pasty are also delicious too.

Also, they have a royale with cheese. Pulp fiction anyone?
[EX A]:
5 stars