Funny , how past mistakes can haunt you , and destroy whatever you hold dear . And funnier still , how your own mistakes can bring out other people 's worst to hurt you . It 's like a vicious cycle of retribution , hurt and hate altogether . It 's insane , how blissful euphoria can fade out to impending doom .

A: How would you describe the narrator ?

Rodney stood back and drank in the view as Carson walked towards him . God , this guy was hot . Carson had two glasses of champagne in his hands .

A: Why would Carson be carrying such glasses ?

I got my deposit back , but am frustrated finding a new location . I ' m waiting to hear back from my cousin about where to call for Paradise park , but have n't heard back yet . So if you 're reading this , please keep that date open to come celebrate with us !

A: What may be the reason I got my deposit back ?

My roomate Melissa is hella cool but she does nt smoke weed , just cigarettes . And me and my stoner bros are convinced we can convert her . If we can she 'll be the super chiller . But we 'll see . On one of my first days here when I was nt having a very good time at all Ramona cheered me up by telling me that I just had to picture that I was in a stupid funny college movie about myself .

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What are stoner bros ?