Problem: Most unsatisfied with our group dinner at L'Assommoir. We were there at 20:30 and ready to order but the waitress was finally able to bring the appetizers at 22:30! Very slow and sloppy service. She poured me a glass of water and spilled half on the table; she smiled dump and didn't even bother come back and clean. I had to eat all dinner on a wet table. Despite the fact we told her that some of us are working the next day, she brought at the last course at midnight. Unbelievable! Now about the food. With such a protracted service damn right we were hungry and we'd have gladly eaten anything. Unfortunately the bifteck canard looked like surest way to get a gastro. Sadly it tasted the same too: too salty and disgustingly sweet. It came with some french fries which were oily, overburnt, and obviously reheated. What a terrible combination. My colleague had the same type of fries with her steak. We could not help to remark that the servings at the table looked more like cafeteria food than a pretentious restaurant. You might be curious about the decor. The ambiance was almost stressful noisy. The selection of songs played by a house DJ were enough to cause indigestion but by the end of the night we had all lost our hearing due to the loudness of the "music". Somebody told me that he judges a house by the cleaningness of the bathroom. I think it is enough to say that they didn't excel in that chapter either. We should have been paid for what we had a bear the whole night nevertheless we were the one to empty our pockets. For what we paid we could have had an excellent meal in many other places. In conclusion: with bad service, bad food, and an overall noisy stressful ambiance, L'Assommoir is the perfect place where to ruin your night. If you want your dinner to be over before bedtime then aim to be there at breakfast.
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Problem: Meh. The Bites: I've been here a bunch of times, and I've never ordered anything I would order again. Nothing was flagrantly bad, but nothing was that great either. The food is decent fuel--reasonably priced and certainly won't leave you hungry--but it's far from worth going the least bit out of your way. The Brews: Good selection with prices more or less at the center of the market. They serve cheap food, but the drinks aren't a bargain. Nothing special here either. The ambiance: It's often unnecessarily loud. I'd say the only reason to go here is to hang out with a group of friends, but oftentimes when I've come, the music has been playing so loud (or the general atmosphere was so loud) I could only hear the people immediately next to me anyway. So I suppose they forfeit their "good for groups" advantage on that one. I get the feeling that this is the place to go to in Shadyside when the other places are too crowded and/or too expensive. You'll NEVER catch me saying "Hey, let's go to Bites and Brews"...but I'll probably wind up back here at some point anyway. Oh well.
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Problem: This place is gooooood. The food is delicious and quick. this place is a quick getaway from the Vegas buffet since you can't eat buffett that many times a day can you? Wonton noodles and jook are the bomb. The only bad thing is that this place doesn't take credit cards. Imagine that-no credit cards in a place in Vegas
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A: positive

Problem: I've been ordering from Rosati's for about a month now. I have had The Cheef, Meatball, Cheeseburger, Fried Mushrooms, Chicken Tenders, Calzones and the thin crust pizza that they gave us for free was Outstanding. Everything is outstanding!!!!!!!!!! I have also had the Beer Battered Cod Fish, SO SO SO Good. I have nothing bad to say about Rosati's. Delivery is always fast. Delivery driver is always very friendly. I recommend as many people as I can to Rosati's. This place has changed so much. The quality of their food has dropped. And the cooks just don't care about what they are serving. "Mild" wings should not burn my mouth. These "Mild Wings" are up in the Hot Range. I know Mild wings. These are ridiculous. Rosati's is On The List!!!!!
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