Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: Went with a few of my girlfriends Saturday night and wasn't impressed one bit. The crowd of people, or should I say the types of people weren't floatin' my boat. I think they're confused on what to call this place... a lounge, club or bar because it has all, which is cool, but the vibe is confusing. Seating is hard to get & my 5 inch heels were busting my hooves, I had to pull a few strings to get a table. The host tried to talk me into bottle service, are you kidding me??? It isn't a club!! Bottle service?!? haha, riiiiiiight!! The music was bad, not feelin' the mixes. The parking sitch sucked. Overall, it had great potential but I won't go back. Bummer, because I love town square.
Q: negative

A: Empty, dirty, and poorly stocked. That's all I really need to say about my stop into the Einstein Bros Bagels at 90th street and Shea. It doesn't help that I am not a fan of this chain to begin with, but this location certainly doesn't help change my opinion of Einstein. My wife and I had breakfast plans that were canceled at the last minute, so we just wanted something quick and easy before heading into a store in the huge shopping center Einstein is conveniently located in. There certainly wasn't a crowd at 11am on Sunday morning, but that didn't stop the dining room from having a couple of dirty tables and trash cans filled above the rim. Maybe the employees were busy making bagels since they were already out of several varieties? No. At least that's not the impression we were given when we asked if they had anymore of some of the missing bagels and were just told "we're out." I get that you don't want to overstock, but I don't think our expectations are too high if we hope the bagels we like are in stock just before lunchtime.
Problem: What would be an example of an positive (OPTIONS:
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Answer: Love this place!! We originally went in for some crawfish- (my husband was feeling adventurous)- come to find out their is a season for crawfish. Guess we will have to come back for the crawfish boil. : P We loved our food!!! I had the gumbo-- wow. Flavorful, full of goodness with a hint of spice. My husband had the Bronzed Shrimp- amazing. Spicy, thyme-y (is that a word?), wonderful. I ordered the Gouda grits but they never came. Our server remembered halfway through the meal however at that point I was full and didn't want them. She was kind enough to bring me a sample. Cheesy goodness!!! Definitely will keep Lola's on our list of places to go when in Vegas.
Input: OPTIONS:
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Generate a negative review for a place
Output: Long story short got a tuna sub it had other foods in the tuna ....I almost puked it was a strip of backon inside my tuna. The manager was nice but the store is unclean. They just slop things together so their are tons of food inside other foods. The bread is hard it dont matter what kind of bread you choose. But who cares if the employees are nice. Im buying food and I dont like they unsafe unclean habbits. I wish the health dept would pop up out the blu and regrade them. I bet they would get a F+
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output: Well worth the trip! Great wines, great cheese selection. Perfect get away from the strip!
Problem: What would be an example of an positive (OPTIONS:
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Answer:
The word "perfect" can been defined as, "having all the required or desirable elements, qualities, or characteristics; as good as it is possible to be." Based on that definition, the Stetson Chopped Salad at Cowboy Ciao is "perfect"! If I was a salmon, then ending up in this salad would be the perfect ending to my life. Ok, that sounds a little weirder to read that it did when it was in my head... but the point is that this salad is absolutely "to die for." For salmon, that is. The Berkshire Pork Belly comes crispy confit style with roasted Brussels sprouts, shallots, toasted almonds, cheese, and a Oaxacan chile honey drizzle. I don't have to tell you how good that sounds, just go back and read those ingredients again. Seriously, I'll wait... go read them again. Pork Belly makes me smile... Needless to say, the Pork Belly also came close to being perfect! But... even if the Pork Belly was not perfect, the excellent friendly, timely, and attentive service made this entire experience truly perfect. Way to go, Cowboy Ciao! In the words of the Governator, I'll be back!