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Output: Right in busy financial district of Edinburgh about 200 yards from Princess Street. Very nicely done up inside and a great place to chill out after work while everyone else is running around looking for buses etc.

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Output: I agree from Christopher B.'s review ~ BUYER BEWARE and NEVER GO TO THIS PLACE!! I have a great place that I will recommend (read my review about Portrait Innovations), however, I've been here twice and it got worse every visit. The first visit was for my maternity photos because my friend recommended this place (her photos are great) however mine was not. The service was so-so, the sales person was that wanted to sell but she did take more than 30 shots. When I received my photos they were all dark and we blended in the background but the proofs were completely the opposite. Ok so I let it go trying to give them benefit of the doubt. Second time was more than a year later for my son's 1st birthday photos. This was really bad ~ the sales person is different from the last time and she was rudest person. She rushed the pictorial and wouldn't allow a family shot because "per company policy" can only take 12-15 shots. Bogus!! I bought the simplest package. She does not deserve a sale!

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Output: Ole Cox. I was with them in the 90's - for quite a long time. At some point all the tv's in my house started having a snow effect showing. To make this portion of my review short since it was so long ago, they came out repeated for 6 months before finally, 2 of them showed up on my doorstep and told me they couldn't fix the problem, didn't know what it was and that I would just have to live with it (I immediately switched to Direct TV and have never left them since then for satellite tv service). Fast forward to about 3 or 4 months ago. Century Link. I have been with Ma Bell companies since - Ma Bell. Century Line was Qwest was whatever else......repeated down times of the internet led me to want to try Cox cable. I went through a store in Tempe that will get you the service for far lower price than anything else around. As is apparently normal for Cox, they sent out a sub contractor to install the cable instead of a Cox employee. I greeted the man at my gate and came to realize within 30 seconds that this guy has an attitude problem. I deiced to just go with the flow, he ain't moving in, just install the cable and he can take his attitude to the next house. Well, this guy demanded to drill a new hole in the side of the house - I wanted the thing routed a different way which he refused to do. I said find, you can leave and I'll just call Cox to send someone out to do it the way I want it, I am not making an unreasonable request here, it IS MY house, thanks, i don't want any more holes drilled into it's walls. He then said fine and he would install it the way I wanted to. Well, I was sitting in my kitchen and he was coming in and out and the look on his face was unbelievable. I went out side and sat down next to a pond to just get away from him and let him finish his work. The next thing I know, I hear this very loud crashing noise behind my house. A few seconds later, a person that lives with me comes storming behind this guy who is walking around the side of my house, telling me how bad an attitude this guy has. Well what happened? He just slammed that screen covering - made with 2X4's up against the side of your house. I immediately invited the guy off of my property, get your stuff and get the bleep out of here before I start getting pissed; He then started calling me racial slurs and talking trash about my house. I informed him if he didn't leave, I would both be calling the police and Cox cable. He continued to mouth off, but he did leave - I was intent on getting him off my property even if it meant the police had to escort him off. I made a call to Cox management and informed them what had happened. They sent out another sub contractor a few days later. Please give me a break. They also wanted to start drilling holes in the side of my house. NO. They ended up digging a "ditch" no more than 2 inches deep to bury the line through the front of my property, throwing my gardening tools and miscellaneous all over the place, dumping rocks onto plants and basically leaving the place a mess. I was getting thoroughly pissed at Cox at this point. I don't even have service yet and I a having all of this trouble? I'm now on a third installation tech, this time a Cox employee, who finally said he'd put the line wherever I wanted it. Great, through that existing hole. He set the thing up and that was that. I have it go out a few times since they installed it but a simple reset of the box has fixed it both times (and no, I did NOT call Cox to tell me to do that, I pretty much try to not call incoming call centers of these large companies, they usually provide service that is on the level of what I would expect my dogs to receive at the county pound). I'm paying a great price for this service and I get a very high speed. But give me a break on the sub-contractors. Where do they find these people? Do they intentionally go out and try to find the worst people on earth when it comes to customer service? I don't get it. You would think they would have some kind of standards for how those people treat Cox customers. If it hadn't been for all the crap I went through with 2 different sets of sub-contractors, I would have given them at least a 3 star rating.

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Nikki's is something of a West End institution. It will celebrate its 20th anniversary, this year. I stopped in for a quick breakfast roll, of the haggis variety, and was suitably pleased by my choice. Judging by the amount of available floorspace, they're used to managing significant queues at lunchtime, which is no surprise as it's a friendly wee place with an excellent range of lunchtime options. Overall, we said: "I was impressed with Nikki's. The welcome was as warm as you're likely to find, and their haggis roll was as good as I've sampled. I'm happy to now consider this place as my "go to" breakfast roll place, as and when I require such sustenance on the way to work. I'd happily recommend you pay them a visit, too, as their deli counter looked really good, and their daily specials sounded very tempting."