Problem: I did make 12 yards of bunting using all my red / blue / green / yellow fabric scraps . He loved it when he saw it but after wearing it on his head for about 10 minutes he announced that it made his head sweaty and he wondered it I could make him another one that was n't so sweaty ! He did indulge me though and put it on his head again several times throughout the party . You can just see a bit of the " four " t - shirt that I made him for the party in this photo .

What type of hobby does the narrator have ?

A: They like sewing .

Problem: Work was in the Melbourne Central office tower , and as long as you took a clipboard with you and looked like you were going to a meeting , no - one was the wiser . I worked in the IT department , and bringing shopping back was a cinch as there were two entrances , one of which was through the mailroom . If you were friends with the mailroom guys , you could walk in through the mailroom , stash your shopping with them , and collect it on your way out after work .

What may be the reason for having to stash shopping bags ?

A: Because they were n't supposed to shop on the clock .

Problem: Of course , bastard that he is , he just grinned . Then he 's walking towards me and I ' m walking backwards because I just know that if he touches me I ' m going to pounce on him . That 'd shock him . He 'd not be expecting that from me , not from good old Willow .

What may happen if Willow pouinces on him ?

A:
He will be totally shocked that she did it .