Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A: Margaritas have no alcohol in them - and you are seriously still charging over $5? The tortilla chips and salsa were the tastiest part of the meal. The service was very efficient and friendly but the waiter had a thick accent that was hard to understand. I ordered the torta with steak, guacamole and sauce on the side. The bread was the worst torta bread I ever had. Doughy and white and not grilled. The steak was flavorless. The guacamole was to thin - would have preferred big chunks of avocado and the sauce wasn't good either. My sandwich was served with Ruffles potato chips! Yuck! Friend ordered the carne asada mini tacos and wasn't that impressed either. Hers looked better than mine though!

Problem: Write a positive yelp review.
A: Fantastic !!! .. looks like a Roman bakeries ... but inside you can find the sweet fantastic !!!!!!!!. Those peanut butter have pieces of peanut butter that melts in your mouth !!! The best thing is to buy sweets, go to Central Park which is located just two steps away and enjoy them in the green Excellent !!!

Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A:
"I can't believe I drove so far for this place" comes to mind when I recall my experience here. Excuse me to my pals who think this place is all that. I guess we all can't have the same opinions; we'd just be robots. Maybe they had a bad day, as in a really bad day - with the word really underlined, twice. Problems with the kitchen, problems with the service, problems with the fact they're even open. The high point of this experience was waiting for my friend to show up, I stopped at the second hand store next door and didn't buy anything. At this point, I don't care to remember what I ordered, I just remember trying to order it a 6 of 7 and the waitress scoffed at me and asked if I was sure I wanted it that spicy. "You can always make it hotter, but can't make it less spicy." I guess that was true because I gave in and ordered it a 5. What I didn't realize was that the waitress meant to say I ordered a 5 on a scale of 1-100, cause this didn't have any spice at all. bleh... After a few bites I calmly explained that on a scale of 1 to 7 that my dish was more like a 0, no spice at all. Her response, if you really must know, she said, sorry, we just had a "big order from a table of 6 people" if you want the kitchen to re-make your order, it will be about 30 minutes. Instead of waiting for 30 minutes, I asked if she could bring me some thai chili peppers and some chili paste to add to my dish, I'd just take care of it myself instead; she showed up with chili oil and soy sauce. :-/ Thanks, I guess. I pushed through, spiced up my dish to satisfaction and 'enjoyed' the rest of my meal, but mostly the conversation with my friend and not really the meal or the dining experience. My friends dish was pretty sub satisfactory to her, and she asked the waitress to just take it back. The waitress didn't seem to want to just take the dish from the table and leave it at that, after insisting on making a new dish to replace the unsatisfactory dish about five times. Instead of just returning the dish, she gave in to the waitress and selected something different. While her replacement dish was better, but not awesome, she ended up getting charged for the replacement dish she didn't really want to begin with. Given the choice, next time I'll aim for taco bell. Not exactly apples to apples in comparison, but at least I wont have to spend a lot for crummy service and mediocre food. Happy Yelping Phoenix.