Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Example Input: Wearing a white suit, someone walks up with a line of staff all holding up umbrellas. Now dressed, someone
Example Output: steps downstairs and kisses someone on her belly.

Example Input: Someone heads up the fire escape followed by someone. He
Example Output: empties a bowling ball into his head and picks it up.

Example Input: Then, the man puts soap on a cloth. After, the man
Example Output:
takes clean ingredients to scrub the shoe clean after he rub it.