Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: The AGB was a regular spot for me and my fiancee when I still lived in Glasgow as it was cheap, quick and close to the bus stop for me to catch my bus which obviously allowed us to spend an extra half hour or so chatting. Walking in to the AGB, you realise how big the building is, yet everywhere you step you seem to be about 4ft away from a table apart from the main door area which seems to have been kept clear for when everyone is leaving a little shaky, giving room for stumbles etc. Rather overcrowded if you ask me. Between the bar area and the first table there must be no more than 4ft which can get a bit cramped if you're trying to eat your freshly prepared microwaved burger and chips and someone's backside is looking at you. There isn't much to say on any Wetherspoons pubs as the majority of them are very similar. Grand buildings with very basic but cramped interiors with the usual beers on at discount prices and half a dozen real ales and a cider on pump if you're lucky. As Andrew C. said, these pubs are very much the McDonalds of the pub world. Little character but if all you're after is cheap beer and you aren't interested in quality and don't really care how your pub looks then you'll be well suited.
Q: negative

A: service and ambiance is great, but the food isn't. kobe tartare was okay, lamb was bland, and they served the lobster tail naked - no butter, no tail shell, no nothing, just the tail on and clean plate. not the kind of presentation you expect at a fancy place like this.
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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- positive) review?

Answer: You know, this place is really pissing me off. Because my brother insists on getting pizza from this place for some unknown reason when he's been drinking, I've had to deal with them a few more times, and they have really just made me dislike them even more. Incident one: My brother placed an order for delivery around 8:30pm for a pizza. Around 9:45pm, they still had not come, so I called them to see why. The guy said that they were closing, and I said that we had called in a delivery earlier, and his response was, "I didn't know we had a delivery", even though I was right there when my bro was ordering. To add insult to injury after the dude playing dumb, he didn't even apologize. Yeah. Nice customer service, ass. We never got the pizza, needless to say, and I was pretty peeved. Incident two: A few weeks later, I was out running some errands and the bro wanted me to pick up some pizza, since I told him I am done with their crappy delivery times. I went in, and it was kind of busy, so I understood that I had to wait a bit (even though we had called well ahead of time... and were only ordering one medium pizza). What really pissed me off, though, was that my pizza was actually ready, but had been sitting there pretty much the whole time because the dimwitted cashier didn't bother to look on top of the pizza oven and discover that my pizza was done. So I sat there for approximately 20 minutes for nothing. In sum: I hate this place with the fire of a thousand suns. :)
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Output: I'd been waiting for the perfect time to experience Matt's. This Wednesday morning I felt like that time had come. I figured Wednesday at 11am shouldn't have much of a wait. It didn't, and we were seated within 10-15 minutes. The place is cute and the service is really great once you get seated (until then everyone looks kinda rushed and annoyed by you). Our experience had it's high points: *Our extremely sweet server (love those glasses) *The ridiculously good coffee *and the novelty of eating in a shoe box. I got the Hog and Chick with Bacon. It was yummy, but...gasp....nothing to wait an hour and a half for like most people do on the weekends. Yes the bacon was thick cut, and the preserves for the toast were lovely, but still, I actually had a hard time picking something off of the menu because nothing seemed to jump out at me as unique or unmissable. One thing's for sure though, they do the classics well. For me, the above high points are enough to bring me back again, and hopefully next time the special will rock my socks off. Matt and Ernie have a great group of concepts, thanks for bringing downtown up a notch.
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I'm sorry, am I in Portland, OR? Nope, still in Phoenix -- but this outside-the-box house-turned-shop is very Portlandia, and oh-so-fun! I visited this establishment on a Thursday night to attend a slam poetry reading, held outside, and was instantly enthralled. The street that the shop is on is lined with similar homes that double as businesses, and you can hear music, laughter, and general fun being had by all as you stroll from place to place. The bookstore itself has all the requirements of a great secondhand bookstore -- places outside to sit, old, creaky wood floors, rooms and rooms of floor-to-ceiling-books, and great low prices. I didn't get to peruse the books for too long because I was drawn outside to hear some poetry being slammed -- but I'd definitely return for the books.