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Output: Offbeat Clothing, a bit like a unisex Pie in the Sky, sell a mixture of indie "Tea Jenny" clothing and Iron Fist type emo gear. This place is a bit like an affordable Cult but a little less predictable, which is always welcomed. Alongside floral print skirts and sparkly tops, girls can also find some vaguely emo jeans in Offbeat, and some monster patterned backpacks. The occasional pair of baggy jeans are on sale from time to time, but at the moment Motel imitation attire is very much in. Guys, similarly, can find a mixture of clothing and shoes in here but the section for men is a bit more scene than what's on offer for the ladies. The staff are really friendly and they do cracking sales pretty much all the time! Offbeat is great for people who want cool, fashionable streetwear but don't want to adhere to one extreme side of the fashion spectrum. It hits a good middle ground and has consequently always come up trumps for me.

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Output: Great place to order takeout. We have only eaten inside once and I'd rather just take it home. I guess the dine in experience gives this place it's 3 star rating. Other than that, I don't get it. They have great food!

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Output: Its unfortunate that I only live 5 minutes away from Downtown Las Vegas. At least thankfully, my own neighborhood isn't as ghetto as the methhead motels, halfway houses, and local jails that are hidden behind the casinos here. The courthouse and the county jail are about 5 blocks away from the Golden Nugget Casino. Which boggles my mind on why the fuck people here don't just start running off after getting into a fight. If you get into a fight, you fucking run, run for that slim chance to get away before the bicycle cops and security tackle your ass. Who knows? Maybe you'll get lucky. Every passing year this place looks worse. Nobody likes going here except for trailer trash, drug dealers, juggalos and tweakers. Everybody else steers clear of Downtown and just write asshole reviews against hard working fine dining restaurants out in Summerlin and West Las Vegas. Around like 10PM, they have these over the roof projector music videos playing some classic, family-friendly songs. And then that same "family-friendliness" gets ruined when a bunch of bums crawls out of the sewer manholes, and start "dancing" drunk by spinning in circles and trying to dry-hump your kids. Like... this place is the only spot in Vegas where bums appear to have a good time... by making YOU the potential victim. For first time travelers, if you choose to brave the scumbag wilderness that is the FSE, do not venture too far east from 7th Street and Fremont. You will get RAPED! Same by heading too far away from the casinos, MORE RAPE! There are some pretty dirty hookers hanging around after 2am. I got approached by one who looked 30'sish. She wanted $250. There are some nasty bums yelling "Gimme sum money bitch!" at random people while lying down against the walls in the corners. If you stay on The Strip, random people will try to sell you bootlegged CDs acting like its a full time fucking job. One time, I saw this bald 40+ old man go up to some homeless street kids trying to pester them for some sex, with his hands down his pants. He failed, so he turned around and started harassing the cocktail waitresses/gogo dancers outside of the Golden Gate. Then he got his ass tackled by security.

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Bouchon for breakfast is simply the best!!! Bouchon french toast is basically a bread pudding but there is nothing basic about it. Delicious buttery brioche soaked in a cinnamon custard then stacked and layered with tart apples. Dessert for breakfast...who doesn't love that. Added a side of bacon that was thick, smoky and crisp. Corned beef hash has nice size dices of corned beef and potatoes along with peppers and onions. Nothing like you get in a diner. The eggs were perfectly poached and completed the yummy meat filled dish. But the biggest hit was the coffee. Rich, dark and full bodied but not bitter. Our cups were kept full by the very attentive staff, a very important part of any successful breakfast. Don't miss Bouchon for breakfast.