Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A: Me and my wife used to love this place, it used to have such awesome burgers! i really enjoyed the Rodeo Stuffed Burger. it has bacon and cheese in the meat! Now its sad to say they don't put the love that they used to into the food, and things have been going downhill from our point of view. We do keep going back hoping it's like it was when it started out. But i'm sorry we are done with this place. they used to have a super nice lady that worked there that is gone now:( . we went there one day and it was really sad to go there and see a sign that read...Closed during the summer. so we went back again for lunch, and it was closed for lunch too! it opens at 5pm now, i wonder how much business has gone down now. well we plan to go another day for dinner. so finally dinner time! super excited to redeem this place! when i looked through the window, all the staff is hanging out, sitting down with the owner. all the lights are off except for a select few making it really gloomy and dull. As we walk in, the staff scrambles to their feet and gets to work immediately. a little odd and unprofessional. The place was DEAD, nobody there to eat, drink, or anything. just completely dead. As we walk in, the lady yells "sit wherever you'd like!" we sit down, order drinks. We start looking around to see the changes made and noticed a full bar with about 6 beers on tap, crazy! why? because there's no bar. It's a full bar, without the actual bar. also the decor had a lot of propaganda of alcohol and beer now mixed with nice framed pictures? it just didn't jive. it'e nice, but at the same time its not. it's confusing. i also couldn't help but notice that the server mentioned nothing about the drinks, or if they had any specials, when happy hour is, anything! she failed to sell us or mention to us what looks like now the most important money making item in the place, alcohol! anyway. we ordered burgers. because they were so awesome at one point in time. she mentioned a 15 minute wait instead of the previous 30 minute wait from when we came before. we got the home made potato chips to go with them, and a friend got some fries with his. we also ordered the pretzel with cheese. the regular burger was partially cooked, partially not? the buns for the burgers went way down in quality over toasted and small. did not seem fresh at all. the home made chips were way over done like they just plopped them back into the fryer. my rodeo burger was cooked medium, lots of red meat, it seems as the quality of meat went down, it didn't taste good. or the cook just doesn't know what he's doing. the gorgonzola burger was cooked well done. and they didn't ask us how we wanted our burgers cooked, so when we got them and they were all different, it was concerning. the pretzel and cheese was a horrible loaf like pretzel that was microwaved, with jalapeno cheese. it was hard on the bottom and was just gross. we asked the lady how the pretzels were, and she said "we have had no complaints about them!" thats why we got them. and of course we we're starving! so we gobbled it up and held our noses! 45 dollars later and still kind of hungry we actually went somewhere else for yummy snack. 45 dollars seems like a lot of money for 3 burgers 3 fountain drinks and a pretzel. all said and done, we won't be back. it's sad to see this business not do good. we really want to like this place, but just can't. if we get a wild hair we might try a pizza to go if this place lasts longer then a year.

Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A: I've never really had great experiences with cabs and cab drivers but this probably tops the list! I needed a way to get to work so I was on a schedule. First of all, I got a call from the taxi driver informing me he'd be there no later than 15 mins, confirming my address, etc and there was just a very sarcastic borderline rude tone to his voice, fine whatever. He called me a second time asking for directions because he got lost. And when he finally arrived, what was supposed to be "no later than15 mins" took a good half hour. I was running way behind schedule and to top it off, the motherf**ker got pulled over as he kept the meter going! He got three tickets from the cop and used me as an excuse for his speeding because I was running late (he didn't know that fact until after he got pulled over when I called my boss to give her a heads up that I would be late) When all was said and done my $15 cab ride was doubled and I had to pay every single cent or else he would've kept me captive in his vehicle. I finally decided to pay and the piece of sh*t credit card machine (whatever you call it) wasn't working. There goes another 5 mins of my life. Naturally I was furious... and late for work.

Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A:
We were hoping this show would be more like STOMP which is a clever percussion group playing household and recycled items with different rhythms and sounds. Sadly, it was not. It was mainly two drummers who actually played their instruments well and the other two, guitarist and keyboard player who pretended to do so. There were times they had their hands over their heads clapping while the sounds of their instruments were playing ... LOL. So, it was definitely pre-recorded. A few times the main drummer would go into monologues (time fillers) that were uninspiring, though he tried to be. At the end of the show, he gives another chat about ol' high school days when "tongues touched tongues". Most of the audience were young kids and parents, family-based. So, some of his commentary was inappropriate. The skit with the guests on stage was long and boring. All in all, if the show was kept to decent music making and less talk, it would have lasted only 45 minutes. It was 90 minutes. I guess you can't leave Vegas without going to at least one cheezy show. And, this was it.