Sentiment analysis: The Big Earl cheeseburgers today were VERY pink inside and dry as a bone. $35 for 3 dry, under cooked cheeseburgers and fries that tasted as if they had been sitting for hours. The best thing about our meal was the chocolate shakes. For the money, Joey's of Chicago on Carefree Hwy has a much better burger that runs down your elbow and the fries are out of this world! They even have delicious milk shakes so why bother going back to Big Earl's... Joey's of Chicago is clean, has a much larger seating area and the staff is always friendly. Definitely not worth the money or drive.

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Sentiment analysis: We won't stay here again. We only booked this place because Caesars, where we normally stay, was hosting an event and so the rooms were 4x the normal rates. And now that we've seen the new Cosmopolitan hotel, I doubt we'll stay anywhere else! We booked a king non-smoking, but when we arrived, there were no king N/S rooms available, so they put us in a room with 2 double beds. They agreed to move us the next day for a room with a king bed and a view (you can get a great view of the Bellagio fountains from Paris) for our troubles, and when we finally re-packed and got moved, we had no view of the fountains, instead we were one floor above the pool. I don't really care to stare at sunbathers all day, and being only one floor up made for very loud mornings, when people started partying at the pool and music was thumping. The beds are horrible. There are no comforters, just a blanket with sheets on either side of it (a fake "duvet"?), the mattresses are hard and the pillows are bad. The rooms are also so dated, with old furnishings, old school tvs, etc, and our shower had giant cracks in the floor (the tiles)... I was a little concerned about where that water was going! There was a minibar but it was empty? Weird...

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Sentiment analysis: I passed by this place a few weeks ago while I was walking around the neighborhood and it looked like it was totally the place to be. When I finally decided to check it out, I was completely disappointed. My friends and I were seated next to the most obnoxious men in the restaurant (possibly the world) and though I fully understand that was not the host's fault, it just added to the unfortunate experience. The happy hour menu was a total bummer. I ended up ordering the shrimp tempura roll with a raspberry-sage tea because I am an underaged baby for the next three months. I was expecting the tea to be of a somewhat decent quality--definitely not something that came out of a bottle. It was bland and literally tasted like water with agave. The roll was nothing special either. I could probably find something of that nature at a local grocery store and save myself from the uncomfortable environment I was placed in. I do give them props on their aioli, though. That was the shit. Overall, it was an extremely underwhelming place. Perhaps it was just an off night. Maybe it was something in the cosmos. All I know is that I won't be dining here again.

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