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Output: I love the food here, especially the Mexicali Combination. I'm not a health food nut, although I am coming around to avoiding all the damn chemicals and preservatives that the food and pharm industries like us to consume. It is not cheap to eat organic or raw, so the food here is not inexpensive. But every once in a while my body says, "Dude," (I call my friends Dude often so I think my body is trying to mimick me here) "Dude," it says, "I need something in that raw, yummy goodness so please direct the car to the Raw Food Cafe." I find that when I oblige, I feel much better, especially the next day or two. If I don't, it's okay, as long as I don't mind paying the price for resisting my body's request for the fuel it is asking for.

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Output: My main complaint here is that I was fooled. They advertised a rate and then when I checked in, there was a "mandatory resort fee". They know they have you by the shorties because valet has your car and you have traveled so far and yada yada yada. My rate was uncreased about 40%. Fooled me once. Shame on you. It won't happen again.

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Output: Disgraceful excuse for an internet cafe. Because I don't enjoy the background noise that you get from free pub wifi i paid the rate at an internet cafe. Because i brought my own laptop i had to sit at one particular spot. By the door where I was bumped by EVERYBODY walking past. A woman pushed past me with a screaming baby in a pram, and parks it directly behind me. About half an hour in the owner puts on super loud middle eastern music from his pc. He called his friend over to take a look, fine. I figured it was a youtube video or something, I figured it will be gone soon, but it went on for AT LEAST an hour. About 45 minutes in, absolutely fuming because I can hardly hear - even though I'm wearing headphones - I asked if there was somewhere else I could sit because I couldn't hear my conversation. The manager looked at me with what I can only describe as contempt and says "no...you're using your laptop, only there." I almost headbutted him, but anyway. He turned the music down a bit (I'd say from 100% volume to around 95%) and eventually came over to interrupt my call again to say I could move if I wanted and I told him to forget it. Eventually the screaming baby leaves (but not without the pram and the entire family bumping my chair on the way out) and the music was turned down. I finish my skype call, go up to pay, and the robbing bastard charges me for 2.5 hours when I've been there for under two. For the sake of a pound I wasn't going to challenge him, I just shook my head and told him I wouldn't be back.

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maybe its me mayeb im just having bad luck with service and food but yet again disappointed wife took me here for brunch for my birthday got sat at a empty table when i say empty nothing on top no plates no napkins silverware not even salt and pepper had to wait 10 mins to get water 15 mins to talk to our server 30 mins for bread wife got a thing of nutella that came 10 mins before the bread food was jus ok then came the best noone came to check on us or refill our water was about to walk out since no one was bothering to bring us a check