Problem: Write a positive yelp review.
A: Ate here last month during the first week they opened. Being that I am fortunate enough to eat at so many great places, I don't always feel the need to pass on my experiences about all of them. This place deserves it though. I've worked many openings for restaurants and hotels and I know the rate of things that go wrong. None of that happened here. From the design of the restaurant, to the service and the food, all was blissful. First off, I noticed the obvious symbolism of the tube shaped entrance and bar in the lounge which was the the Metro or the Chunnel connecting London to Paris. In this case, London being the restaurant and of course the Paris hotel. Thankfully, the food was not traditional English lol. Service was right on point; never an empty water glass, and a slew of servers tending to your needs. I noticed the meat cart early on and when it came around I was surprised to learn that it was the actual cut of meat you can choose from. Not a fake plastic or wax model...the actual cut of meat. The mirrors behind each cut to showcase the marbling and the quality were a nice touch. Certainly something I had never seen before. I couldn't begin to tell you everything we ate because we had a ridiculous amount of dishes for two people. What I DO remember is why you would have to go there in the first place. The strawberry martini was perfect, gin, strawberry and lemon. Just enough to feel good, not too sweet that it tasted fake. Of all the appetizers and starter, the roasted beet salad was so flavorful and beautifully presented that I swore I was done with dinner and could eat just that every day for the rest of my life. The Asparagus soup had such a phenomenal blend of interesting tastes and textures that it is hard to believe it came from such a childhood favorite vegetable (joke) that nevermind how it makes your pee smell. Skip the Yellow fin tuna, it was pretty blah compared to the scores of other places that do it so well...sorry. The meats were cooked perfectly and though I like a good lean meat, I had the New York over the filet and it was perfect, as was the big boy long bone chop, from which my dog received a bone nearly as long as him! Since steaks can be so straightforward, I would mention some of the sides. The mac and cheese, which has become a staple at most steakhouses now, very tasty, the haricot verts, perfectly crispy,and the fire roasted corn, for those in the know, was reminiscent of Mexican street corn found in downtown L.A. being roasted and served out of a makeshift shopping cart turned bbq grill topped with lime, hot spices, and mayonnaise...mucho yummy. I'm sure they do this somewhere in Mexico as well ;-). Now after falling in and out of a food coma, and two bottles of wine later, we were literally served every single dessert on the menu. So I can't name them all but I will tell you to trust the server when he says their specialty toffee pudding cake was worth breaking the so-called diet for and will be worth a return visit. But don't just take my word for everything, go see for yourself! Make a reservation, they sill seem to be pretty busy!

Problem: Write a positive yelp review.
A: I love the city of Las Vegas. Home of drunken girls walking barefoot after the hours of 1AM and hobos being blunt that they just want money for beer. Las Vegas is a big tourist spot and stays true to making sure there's something for everyone. The strip which is the storefront of the city has much to offer. The hotel buildings are all uniquely built, they have free shows during the night, and bridges for pedestrians to walk over instead of waiting for the walk sign. Because of its popularity, Las Vegas Blvd on most weekends are jammed packed with cars that'll move at like 5 mph up and down the strip. There will be crazy and impatient taxi drivers and all. So what's my complaint? If you're one of those people who walk when the walk sign isn't on, and because of you the car whose suppose to be turning cannot turn, I hope you lose your money and shoes in Vegas. That's just inconsiderate. Come across way too many of these in Vegas.

Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A:
Nice store with lots of cool but overpriced things. I went in with a couple of friends on Saturday and finally left after I became tired of being followed around like a common thief. I'm sure the owners could show a little more respect for customers and let them shop in peace. It's not like I'm going to walk out with a 50 lb piece of iron.