Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: I had them do my A/C install and was pleased with it. That's where it goes bad. I had them quote a water heater install, and the guy said he gave me a quote that saved me hundreds of dollars. Made one other call to a competitor and the quote was 30% cheaper. Hmmm??? Then he mis-measured the unit, and I was told they could not find this weird size unit anywhere in the country. After several days I decided I did not want to go through with it. They had already charged my card, but they said they could not find me in their system. So, I am now disputing it with my bank to get a refund. I am not impressed with their lack of organization, as well as charging me before the installation. And, am now a little concerned with the A/C. I hope I don't have any problems in the future. And, shame on Home Depot, as they were the ones who referred me.
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A: Finally got to Greenberg's for their Pastrami Sandwich. As I watched the little lady do the slicing, I was thinking, man, she is piling it on. My mouth was watering with anticipation. When she placed it on the counter, that pastrami was bulging all outside that rye bread like a fat lady in tight spandex. Man I was ready! Then I bit into it. Where was that Pastrami flavor? I salted. I mustard it up, to no avail. Where was that peppery taste?There was also a fatty taste that lingered all up in my mouth. I checked the meat and there was the normal amount of fat to it. I couldn't figured it out. What happened to all the hype about this deli? Maybe it was a just a funky slab that day. I will give it another try, because you can't beat that meat pile up for Ten Bucks.
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer: Easily the worst Chinese food that I've eaten. And I've eaten my fair share, trust me. Our General Tso's Chicken was terrible. Very bland and overcooked. The flavor was also very strange, and tasted like ketchup. Just terrible. The crab rangoon weren't much better. As I watched an employee take the frozen rangoon from the freezer and dump them into the deep fryer, I didn't have very high expectations, but wow. Mushy and weird-tasting. The interior of this joint is also disgusting. Wallpaper is peeling off the walls, and in general it looked filthy. Customer service was also really bad. When I finally got my food and said said my goodbye, the woman at the counter didn't even acknowledge me and went back to watching TV behind the counter. I completely understand the language barrier, but the 2 employees working weren't even trying. The price I paid for the food was also way too high, considering the very low quality of my meal. We stopped in around 6 pm and it was completely dead. I am really puzzled why this place is still open. Avoid.
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Output: In my best Charlie Sheen, "Windsor. Winner. Windsor. Winner!" I had the MOST attentive service from our greeting at the door, to our seating in back, to our beverage service...ooops, then a small lapse in service...no biggie I was enjoying the vibe and the ambience. Ordered the Double Dip...sadly the name reminded me of my buddies in college when they would chew tobacco, sometimes they would "double dip"....gross I know. The concept of this dip is a cobb salad made into a dip served with a chipotle salsa (didn't get much smoky chipotle flavor however...which is fine since my little petite self is sensitive to spicy food...I mean my mom would serve potato chips and ketchup and called it chips and salsa...but I digress). I would order the dip again, but I have to say it really tasted just like egg salad. And fortunately I loves me some egg salad! My rueben sandwich was OUTSTANDING and I chose a side of mac n cheese which was total bliss (NOT plugging a restaurant downtown btw)....that was the word I said as cheese and a chunk of elbow macaroni slid down my chin. Pleasant, I know. My friend was doing the Meg Ryan orgasm scene as he enjoyed his bbq pulled chicken sandwich. I'm sure we looked ridiculous. But we were ridiculously happy. Welcome to the neighborhood Windsor. Let's totally hang out more often!
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output: So many people gave it good reviews I had to try it. Korean and Mexican Fusion? I had to give it a shot. I was in the mood for tacos. I took one of each. For 1.69$ why not? So Bulgogi, Dak-Gogi and Daeji-Gogi. Bulgogi hit the spot, and I was surprised by the Daeji-Gogi (Spicy Pork) that was great. The blend of flavors made it a great taco. Something that I definitely have never had before. This place got it right in all sorts of levels. I am going back to try the bulgogi burrito. Its cheap, fast, and such great quality. A Hole-in-the wall place, in a not so-busy shopping center, thank god for yelp or I would have never known about this place.
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Horrible food ,over proced, and the place looks like a dump! Yike! Yike! Yike! Never again