My engagement ring is missing again . I can remember lying on my bed with my head towards the fan and the ring on my finger and I was trading from finger to finger , from engaged hand to married hand . I can not remember though whether that was when I fell asleep last night , or when I napped early this morning , or when I caught ten winks this afternoon , or whether tonight . I ' ve been napping a lot lately .
Answer the following question: Why does the narrator feel panicked ?

They ca n't find their engagement ring .

I ' ve taken another shift tomorrow to keep my mind from wandering . The rosetta stone german program is going great ! I ' m in lesson 3 right now and learning about colors ! It really is a unique fun way to learn a language and perhaps one day I will go visit the fatherland lol .
Answer the following question: Why is the narrator taking another shift at work ?

The narrator needs to stay more focused .

Meh .. He 'll get over it ... Secondly , years ago , my Mom told me a NASTY Dirty joke ... Which I used on Tuesday afternoon to get myself out of a speeding ticket . A speeding ticket I actually deserved , considering I was pushing 175 km / h in a 90 zone just outside of golden , however , I am distracting myself .
Answer the following question: What is the reason a nasty dirty joke could get you out of a speeding ticket ?

Telling a joke might distract the officer enough that they would like you and feel bad about ticketing you .

This carcass of mine - for some goddamn reason , you want it . A sweet little woman like you ... wanting my bloody hands on your flesh . You 're crazy . " He poured another generous round of shochu down his throat ; from the sound it made sloshing back and forth , he must have emptied close to half the jug already . " B - but you ... you want it too ... " " What the hell does it matter what I want ? Does it matter if a bandit wants you ?
Answer the following question: What is meant by " wanting a carcass of mine " ?
It means she is attracted to him or has feelings for him .