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An example of an negative review: I've been here three or four times now, and I figured it's about time I review this place. First of all, the only reason I ever come here (after the first trip, of course) is because someone else is buying. Because I would never pay $8 for two giant slices of bread with a few meager slices of lunch meat in between. They have some great sandwich ideas there, but it's hard to realize any of those ideas when you can't even taste them between all that bread. At least at Dilly's (at least the last time I went there), they actually put some meat on your sandwich, even if it doesn't hang over the edge. Oh, and Dilly's also gives you *both* a pickle and a choice of various sides, instead of a pickle *or* a crappy bag of chips. Truth be told, I'm being generous with this two star rating. Bison Witches really sucks, when you consider how much it pales in comparison to Dilly's, which itself isn't exactly a gourmet sandwich shop. EDIT: Allegedly they'll give you the pickle for free if you ask for it. Not sure why that's not just the default option, but whatever...

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An example of an negative review: If you have been to any other PHO restaurant, in any other city, Tram's Kitchen would be OUT OF BUSINESS! For starters, the portion of the PHO is extremely SKIMPY! I don't think we have had such a small portion of PHO since we were Babies! Seriously, would it kill you to add more rice noodles? Since we had the PHO as our Appetizers, we then ordered the Seafood Pan Fried Noodles...Oh wait...we paid for Seafood...but all we got were vegetables and some imitation they call seafood. What a Joke! Suggestion if you plan on going here. Come FULL and just order the Spring Roll.

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An example of an positive review: This is a place I visit frequently. The lack of check ins is a reflection of my phone dying or me leaving it in the car -_- i prefers the Tivoli Village location because its prettier and less crowded - oh! and less kids :D There is always plenty of parking in the garage either so you can avoid the hot hot sun or the cold of winter. When you walk into the restaurant, the hostess is always there with a smile and walking you to your table immediately. I really like the waiters here, because you can tell they're a team and they're always looking out for each other. Whenever it does get kind of busy, and our waiter is running around, another waiter from another section will come help us or tend to our needs. They always saying they're helping each other out, which is nice to see. At the other location in Town Square, other waiters are always ignoring us unless we're their table. The lobster bisque is really good and not too fishy tasting. I personally like penne pasta with vodka sauce. They don't have it on the menu though - they have another type of noodle with cheese in it with the vodka sauce. I always ask for the penne vodka though, and they are always more than willing to accomodate and ask the chef for me. I always add shrimp too! Makes me feel like someone important because theyre doing something off the menu for me haha My boyfriend has gotten a combination of some type of steak, lambchops, and several pastas, and they are always good!! We always OD on bread so if youre hungry, you should ask for no bread...because once its on your table, its hard to ignore it!

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An example of an positive review: Very professional. The spa was quiet and tranquil. My bff and I made a reservation for 2 and were promptly put in a dark room with 2 chairs. We used the Living Social coupon for the 75 min ion for bath and massage. AMAZING! The foot bath grossed us out because the water changed color (ours turned orange) but the shoulder and neck massage was divine. The foot and lower leg massage was wonderful. I felt all parts received equal attention. Will definitely come back again!