Sentiment analysis: My husband and I decided to check out this quaintly named restaurant for breakfast this morning. The decor is quite cute, plenty of seating, even a couple of nice leather chairs should you drop by with a friend for a simple coffee. The windows advertise catering services are offered as well. However, I noticed right away that the entry floor was in need of a serious sweeping. As we perused the menu, I seriously considered making the awkward decision to do an about-face and go to Mimi's, perhaps allowing the ladies working the Cluck-n-Cup time to find a broom, a few spray bottles, and some clean dishrags; but my husband placed his order for an omelette. He was told it would be about fifteen minutes... for an omelette? I ordered a breakfast croissant sandwich and we both asked for coffee and water. We were given two styrofoam cups of coffee at the register and two of water. Seriously? Ceramic mugs and at least plastic glasses should be the norm in any restaurant. When asked if we'd like cream, our cashier/waitress told us to hold on a minute. She went to the back and returned with our creamer, in the quart carton you'd pull out of the case at your local grocery store, and let us pour it ourselves before we walked over to the sugar station. We walked by plenty of booths where both table and seating needed to be wiped down, as well as more evidence of the neglect of floors. As for our breakfast, my husband liked his omelette quite well. My sandwich was nothing special. My husband asked me to sit facing the window so that the TWO people "working" the morning shift in this restaurant devoid of any customers besides ourselves would not see my face. I don't think the one standing at the front counter would have looked up from her computer screen long enough to notice anything amiss. We both stopped by the bathroom before leaving. Dirty everything, and trash hanging out of the trashcan. Unbelievable.
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negative

Sentiment analysis: We entered the theatre and we were escorted to the front row. At the box office, we were told these were the best seats in the theatre. What we found was a tiny table (barely large enough for a single person) with (4) seats smashed around it. This was a terrible seating arrangement and we could not get comfortable. We convinced ourselves that seeing David up close would be worth the discomfort, so decided to try and just enjoy the show. Before the show ever began, we were approached by a staff member that asked us if we were magicians "like David" or if we were press or yelp reviewers. We stated that we were not and the woman proceeded to tell us that David would perform an illusion where he would disappear from the stage and appear in the crowd. She stated that when this happened, we were all to stand up and applaud. I found this very odd but went along with it. The show began with an impressive illusion by David where he appeared in a box on a motorcycle. David was very charismatic during the initial part of the performance and a few of the early tricks were interesting, until the balloon illusion... David attempted to pop a balloon inside of another balloon that was sealed in a clear box. However, the balloon wouldn't pop... The trick failed and from this point forward, so did David. His demeanor totally changed and he seemed to be just going through the motions. His jokes were missing and it was clear he was reading from a teleprompter. The rest of the illusions were so obvious. I wasn't even looking for the answer but the secret to each illusion could easily be seen or figured out. I think enough reviewers touched on the "Alien" portion of the show, so I won't but just know that it is very weird and completely cheesy. The show seems to be geared towards children with the illusions and props but the dirty jokes make this show inappropriate for most children. Overall, David either needs to gear his current show towards kids or step up his game if he wishes to maintain an adult audience. This is NOT the man we saw back in the 90's. Think Steve Carell form the "Incredible Burt Wonderstone" and you have David Copperfield's current act. Vegas has many other shows worth seeing. "O" was by far the best show we saw on our trip and "David Copperfield" was the weakest. I would have suggested to make it an option for the kids, but the dirty joke and sexual innuendo will make most parents, of children under 13, cringe. It is obvious to me now why we were asked the questions at the beginning. You can see absolutely every secret to every illusion. This show will suspend belief... you won't believe this is the same David Copperfield we saw growing up.
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negative

Sentiment analysis: This place is fucking awful. I haven't been here in about 10 years or so and I couldn't remember why... well, I went today and it all came back to me - vividly. I told my server it was my first time in 10 years and she immediately said "nothing has changed." Boy, was she right. The food is a gloppy greasy gut grenade to begin with... The presentation is straight out of the 80's - huge portions of slop overcooked and swimming in an even more overcooked sea of diarrhea with some wilted iceberg lettuce plopped on top looking sad. It's the most disgusting thing I've ever seen referred to as food. All the food here is pre-cooked... meaning it is just sitting there over heat waiting for you to order it. I know this because you can't order anything special, like "no onions" in your shredded beef. The chicken was dry and clearly had been sitting on heat for several hours. It was completely vile. We had also ordered a cheese crisp with ground beef... that was the description. It said nothing about veggies on it, but there they were - some pathetic overcooked hunks of unidentifiable veg trapped in the tar pit of cheap rubbery cheese and grey meat-esque vomit. It was sickening... The decor of this place is a leftover relic clearly designed over 30 years ago by someone who was heavily into psychotropic drugs and Disneyland. That went along with the food which looked like it belonged in a museum (as my girlfriend suggested). The lighting in the room they stuck us in wasn't helping - it cast a blue hue from the skylights onto everything on the table making the food look even less appetizing. Aside from that though, it's kinda kitschy in both a fun way and a pathetic way. I basically refused to eat anything from the menu (though I tasted some of my girlfriend's dish and the cheese crisp) and stuck to chips and salsa. The chips are the freshest thing sold here and aren't bad. The salsa isn't so bad either. We split a margarita just to sample it and decided it wasn't bad, but you could tell they put cheap tequila in it - beware of subsequent headaches. It's a shame the food is so shitty because this place is in a great location. I can only recommend it for grabbing drinks with that hot GILF you found at the Yarn Barn before you take her back to her retirement community to bang.
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negative