Problem: Write a positive (OPTIONS:
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A: This is the kinda place you drive 30+ mins to go to. Was that a good opener? I thought so. Anyway, I made a new friend in Gilbert and I live in Uptown Phx but wanted to go to her hood to hang out and save her the drive. So I looked up some good places to eat via Mouth by Southwest and low and behold I found this gem and knew I had to go. We both got Fontina Burgers, which were amazing. She had the tasty onion rings as a side and I got myself some Asian slaw, both were awesome. I loved my strawberry lemonade more than most people should like any beverage. I've been trying to get my friend to move up to Phx, where all the action is, but there's one thing she's got that we don't: Joe's Farm Grill. That should be her claim to fame down there. I will be visiting her more often and can't wait to try more things on the menu. Next up, BBQ Chicken Pizza?
Q: negative

A: I don't know why I decided to give this place more chances. I came in tonight and got steak lettuce wraps, it was the special and recommended by staff. I have to say I am not impressed, I barely ate half of them. The meat does not even taste like steak and I was given 4 small pieces of lettuce, not worth $11.00. Now I am sure I will not be back.
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer: I was exicited to come here because I had heard good things and I am very enthusiastic about BBQ. The quality of the meat was not to my standards. Everything I tried here was substandard. I felt like everything in the restuarant was in need of a good dusting. Little too heavy on the kitsch. I didn't want a box.
Input: OPTIONS:
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Output: Where do I start? I'm writing this review as me and my friend are killing roaches. We called the front desk and someone from maintenance showed up with a can of Raid, you are going to need more than that for this infestation. Also, there is no dresser/closet. The nightstand is disgusting and has some sticky goop on it. The bed covers have cigarette burns on them. The floor is so dirty is leaves your feet black, so...shoes on at all times. The sink handle fell off. The told us the fridge and microwave were an additional $5 each for out entire stay, when the charge went through (which isn't supposed to until we check out) they over charged us by $25. There is no such thing as hot water, if there is, it's warm and lasts about 3 minutes. We have been woken up by god knows what in the room above us as you can hear every footstep. We have been here for 5 nights and we have gone to the "lobby" to get out room key to work about 6-7 times, when we asked the lady at the front desk to get us a new key because we were locked out of the room she said: "I'm in the middle of something, can you wait a few minutes?" ...um, this is unacceptable, as well as everything else. The breakfast consists of a couple of dried up bagels and coffee (if that's what you call it...) The "complimentary" wifi is non existent. Needless to say... We will not be staying here again, and trust me neither should you.
input: Write a positive yelp review (OPTIONS:
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output: The food was pretty good we both tried the lamb, and it was just alright. What puts this place over the top, and into 5 star territory for me is the service. My dinner partner and I were treated excellently, I would say better than any restaurant I can name in recent history. I have to go back.
Q: negative

A:
Yelp reviews took us to this restaurant and I have to say, it was a major disappointment. It began with the Waiter/Somellier who basically gave us the bums rush. We were barely seated before he decended and raced through the wine options without so much as a warm smile, introduction, welcome, or caring about the fact that my wife had been seated on the gap between two bench seats. Cutting to the end of the service, as he presented the bill he finally decided to smile and converse with us. Too late, buddy. Maybe it had something to do with the fact that we decided to order multiple appetizers rather than one main course each in order to sample as much of the fair as possible...who knows. The food was ok but not stellar. The foie gras was excellent but that's the only thing that I even remember from the meal. In fact, now that I'm writing this, I really can't recall what we ate, it was that unforgettable. Of course, it could have been an off-day. But hey - restaurants that charge this kind of money should never have an off=day. The wine tower was a novelty but I'm here for the food. This restaurant will be easy to walk past in future.