[Q]: Objective: how to use a pan?
[A]: place a clean pan on the burner of your stove and, after turning on the stove, heat up food or drink in it

[Q]: Objective: how do you use dial up internet on a laptop?
[A]: plug the ethernet cord into the laptop.

[Q]: Objective: How can I find the end of masking tape easier?
[A]: Soften it up by placing in the microwave for a few seconds.

[Q]: Objective: How to Enjoy Being Single
[A]:
Take the free time you might otherwise be spending with your significant other and learn a new skill!