Input: What would be an example of an negative review?

An example of an negative review: After driving around for awhile, me and the fam decided to go to Dennys. There are menu items that we always order that we like such as the cheese fries and buffalo strips. But this is the first time we had actually been to this Denny's. First we had a 70 year old waitress who was slow as hell, she was acting like she really didn't want to be there, and at her age she probably shouldn't have been. She rarely smiled and I don't know if the food took forever or if she was just slow getting it. The people who worked there were conversing like they didn't have anything better to do. My husband called a waitress like 5 times before she even realized (she was daydreaming). As far as the food, don't even bother...stuff that we had before did not taste the same and it was under seasoned. Except for my daughter's buffalo chicken sandwich that was 2 salty, and barely had buffalo sauce on it. Also when we asked for ranch she gave blue cheese, then we realized that the ranch and blue cheese had been mixed together resulting in a weird blended taste. So basically save your money or go to a different Denny's because this one sucks ass.

Input: What would be an example of an positive review?

An example of an positive review: I am in love with this place. I have lived in many cities and I have yet to find a seafood restaurant the compares to the Salt Cellar. The experience, the food, the service...PERFECTION!! Now, this is not a cheap sea food restaurant. This is top dollar food, service and dinning experience. It's fun, romantic, beautiful, and above all delicious!! I can not get enough of this place. I have been here about 4 times and each and every time it was perfect. My ex and I celebrated anniversaries and birthdays here. The staff makes you feel so welcome and really special. I have ate the lobster (to die for), the chicken (heavenly), the crab (omg), and my favorite the stuffed mushrooms!! Oh, don't forget to try the olive bread (nom nom)! Prepare to spend at least 3 hours here. Drinks, appetizers, dinner, and desert....the experience from start to finish is flawless. Oh one more thing, wear baggy clothes. You will leave with a food baby! ;)

Input: What would be an example of an positive review?

An example of an positive review: Along with Wild Willy's out in the West Island, Bilboquet in Outremont and Meu Meu on St. Denis, one of the best ice cream parlours in Montreal. With unique one-of-a-kind flavours made from scratch including Chai, Ginger, Green tea, Halva (or Helva or Halwa depending on what part of the Islamic world you come from) and the best, most to die-for flavour of all, Khulfi, Ripples has originality down to an art-form. The Khulfi flavour is based on a traditional Indian ice cream made with heavy cream, pistachios, crushed cardamon pods and saffron - once you try this, you'll never go back to vanilla! Halva is a Middle-Eastern sweet, usually made from semolina and can be sweetened with rose water and nuts. Ripples is only open part of the year, during the summer months so go while you can!

Input: What would be an example of an negative review?
An example of an negative review: Terrible sound system, amateur hour on sound board. Wow, a place that advertises live music should have a high quality sound system and an experienced sound board tech. Brass/LVCS has neither. I came here to watch one of my favorite bands, RNR, but the sound quality was beyond terrible. The speakers sound like they are blown and performances have constant feedback. I feel bad for people who came to hear quality music and we're let down by the joke of a sound system in this place. Take a pass on this joke of a live music lounge until they actually invest in a quality sound system. J.O.K.E.