That 's one reason my boyfriend finds it okay for me to drink , but actually he hates it when I drink because he does n't " trust other people . " I think he 's just afraid that I would let some guy take advantage of me , please if some guy could take advantage of me , he would be dead . After those parties , I stopped partying . It has been three almost four weeks since I last partied .

A: What is a trait of my boyfriend ?

I learned to play Canasta by watching . Or at least I think I learned how to play it . When I got home , I decided to look on OkCupid for this girl Hil told me Josh met who Marc and I were n't convinced was a real person . Well I think I found her .

A: Why would the narrator decide to go on OkCupid ?

As I pulled the covers away to get him to his own room , I quickly realized that my sleep routine would be disturbed . Jordan must have drank a 2 liter bottle of " Piss On The World Juice , " because my comforter , duvet cover , foam mattress pad , mattress pad sheet , fitted sheet , and mattress were soaked . Not on my side of the bed .

A: What will be the most logical step , now that everything is wet and I am awake ?

Great ! Except , I have to prove I fixed it , so I have to go to the court , and pay them $ 15 to come and say " Cool " and check off a box . The plate fee is going to be about $ 10 . Still , it 's going to take up a whole lunch time .

A:
What is the reason I have to go to court ?