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Output: My boyfriend and I wanted to try something new this weekend so we went to Cana. We've lived in Vegas for a year and this was the worst food for the price we've had so far. We ordered the scallop ceviche, chicken flat bread, bacon wrapped dates, salad, and meatballs. The scallops were chewy and fishy and the ceviche's ingredients had a bad mixture of texture. The chicken flat bread was sparse. The salad was served the same way as coleslaw and bacon wrapped dates were greasy (goat cheese sauce tasted like sour cream). The meatballs dish was the only dish that we liked. I also ordered a glass of wine and it looked like it was two ounces. Our meal ended up being $74 and we were beyond disappointed. Cana should change it's layout into a lounge instead of a restaurant because it's more about the ambiance and view. The service was excellent and we tipped her accordingly but we will never go back.

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Output: Dude. Duuuuude. This place is absolutely IN. SANE. I just... I can't get over it. Jerry's was the first record store I visited in Pittsburgh and I seriously thought, "This is it. I've been to the record store to end all record stores". It's hardly EVEN a record store, much less a gigantic warehouse stuffed to the brim with all things vinyl related. Things I love about Jerry's: Great for everything before 2000 Amazing prices The sheer quantity Wide variety Things I don't really love about Jerry's: THE AMOUNT OF RECORDS HERE IS JUST SO OVERWHELMING OMG No new releases The environment/atmosphere - super musty That being said, if you go to Jerry's, either plan your trip to be at LEAST an hour long or know exactly what you're looking for prior to visiting. I've only gone here a few times and every time, I spend the first half hour staring dumbfounded and confused. Really, just go to the back and look at their aisles and aisles of 45's. Absolutely absurd. Addendum: Make sure to test things out on the turntable they have there! I've picked up some records that have been quite scratched (still playing it and loving it). Also, they are CASH ONLY, so make sure to prepare accordingly!

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Output: The place was amazing too bad they have ratchet servers ripping you off. A place of that status should be doing background checks. Disappointed :/

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Overpriced for what they offer. $7 for a double scoops of glorified ice cream. It's not gelato. I've been to Europe and know what gelato is.