Problem: i already have a plan , but i ca n't find curtains that are plain and cheap enough to buy a lot of . i looked at ikea but apparently they do n't ship stuff eurggghh . so i mostly want a lot of curtains , mirrors , and pinkness .

Why ca n't the narrator get the curtains they want ?

A: They live too far from Ikea .

Problem: It 's like , well , when a plant is growing inside a pot it can only grow as long as it 's roots are able to spread . My pot was too small . So , I uprooted and now I ' m in a huge beautiful new pot , in glorious foreign soil laced with so many vital nutrients that are going to make me into this wonderful full creation that can give life to the world . That 's what this is about .

What may be true about me ?

A: I have made a life change .

Problem: john and mavis broke up , for the 320948340329th time . mavis told me last night while we were at shooters and she said that john was particularly sad that i had n't called him . i did n't know frankly ! most of the time i do n't know when my friends start / end dating unless they specifically tell me .

What may happen after Mavis tells me that they broke up ?

A:
They may feel sad