Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: You know it's a classy joint when you check your bag at the front and are presented with a wristlet. It bought me back to the Bronx with stripperific one time wear pieces for low prices. The $2 jewelry intrigued me and after scanning every plastic, neon, and gaudy piece, I was finally able to find a set with 2 wearable earrings (small fake pearl and diamond). All in all, not for me. I would consider coming back for Halloween.
Q: negative

A: Nail U Luv? No, I really don't think so. This salon was laughably pathetic and resulted in the most pedestrian pedicure I've gotten in Phoenix. I only stopped here because I bought a rice cooker at Costco and wanted a new polish color. They really push the "white tips" but even I know that's entirely too gay for me. All things considered, the chairs here are rather comfy, just don't recline them all the way because it'll hit the wall. The TV was on a woman's sporting event. Shortly after I arrived more people came in and were waiting to be subjected to a subpar mis-treatment to their feet. Who knew there were so many masochists in CenPho?
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer: I am going to go against the grain here and give this a 2 not because some of the stuff is not really nice, but I just feel that it is a bit meh... I have lived just up the road for about 10 years - off and on, and have been a regular at victor hugo for all that time, but this latest incarnation has failed from the start. I must say, I do like their hot rolls and their danishes, and the coffee is ok but the service is PAINFULLY slow - over 15 minutes to make 4 americanos - and we were 2nd in the queue! There just doesn't seem to be a 'system' or order to the place. I would also say that the small amount of fresh produce is really a bit sorry, the limes were so withered and just not what I would expect from such a place. Yes, the hot food is good, but (and I might be wrong) I feel that a lot of the stuff is bought in - the cakes and the sandwich fillings in particular. There are nice products to buy, but they seem to have all been picked just because they have a taste award or some award given to them. I don't really get the feeling that they use the local potential as much as a 'foodie' shop like that should be doing. Additionally, although a lot of the products are decent, many of them are not particularly unique - they are availible in supermarkets or other Edinburgh delis for less . If I am making up a hamper for someone, I would possibly look in here for inspiration because it is handy, but I know from experience that I generally use Demijohn for my oils and places such as Clark's and Mellis for chutneys and cheese. A true case of style over substance, but I am sure I will succumb to the black pudding roll again in the future.
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Output: The Isthmus recommended them as a classic example of the Wisconsin tavern experience. Basically - it's an old house by the highway that's been turned into a bar. They've got a grill behind the bar, and lots of locals. There's also some seating and they will wait on you. Our cheerful and friendly waitress recommended the German burger. She made this recommendation as she was bringing out some other peoples' German burgers, sticking the plates under our noses and saying "German burger, you'll love em. They're the best." I remember seething, bubbling cheese, and my eyes watering as the kraut vapors encountered my retinas. My companion may have sneezed. Well - who could resist after that? So German burger it was. Was it any good? Who gives a fuck. Probably not. But we were determined to get our Wisconsin on, and we did just that. OH YAAAAH
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output: *****1100th REVIEW***** Stayed here for New Year's Eve weekend '11, so glad to be off the actual strip. It was a nice hotel and it was fairly equipped with a bowling center, a few bars, a movie theatre, an oyster bar and late night specials at the cafe! South Point does deliver! They do have a large parking garage. The rooms were nice and spacious. We took advantage of the low rates and plus it was nice that my best friend's cousin works at this hotel and she got us a good rate!
Q: positive

A:
Lee's Sandwiches open 24 hrs is a good thing i know i can count getting a sandwhich no matter what time its. Jut had a BBQ pork sandwich very good eating in and getting t go .....also got a tasty steamed Pork Bun!!! would definitely recommend for that late nite munchies time or after clubbing......