Sentiment analysis: The webpage for this restaurant has a splash photo that depicts two Asian women sitting in front of the chef's counter, toasting their drinks with merriment to what is ostensibly the start of a night filled with mega turnt #selfies in "Vegas, bitches!" Then you notice some shit. You notice the presence of the uncanny valley, eerily tucked into the botox-frozen veneers of the two silicone enhanced, Bebe-minidress-bedecked Chinese fembots. You notice that for some reason these Stepford wifeys have five neon-colored drinks set out for just two neon-colored people. You notice the chef, with his dead mackerel eyes and creepy, all-upper-teeth grin looks EXACTLY LIKE THE DUDE LO PAN FROM "BIG TROUBLE IN LITTLE CHINA" and is pulling apart what are supposed to be some tasty noodles but are CLEARLY the pearly white remnants of an immigrant culture's broken dreams. BUT broken dreams are what Vegas is made of, amirite? Our server said to us, "people come here because they like the experience of a real Hong Kong style restaurant" and I was like NAH YO I checked that privilege at the door when I saw the Chun Li waitress costumes and $20 price tag for a bowl of congee. Fuckouttahere with that. BUT when you're eyeballs-deep in a hangover after one too many mega turnt #selfies from the night before, that congee and a pot of jasmine tea is a godsend, even if you're getting price gouged in a tweaker's funhouse version of a real Chinese restaurant. Vegas, bitches!

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Sentiment analysis: Great food, great service - need I say more? :-) The lobster gazpacho had a very well rounded taste. The heirloom tomatoes salad was delicious, even though it is not really a tomato season (Christmas :)

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Sentiment analysis: This neighborhood coffee shop is full of laid-back charm and zero hipster 'tude ~ step inside and immediately feel warm and welcome. The barista's first words to me - an answer to my question about payment - set the stage: "Yes, we're cash only but we do take I-owe-you's if you don't have enough on you!" Huh?!? It's clear the owners aim to create a sense of community here, and there's a real feeling of goodwill. Sit inside or out at small, round European-style tables, or cozy up in the back room - a neat sofa-and-chair-filled space with children's toys and books and an array of vintage musical instruments and electric guitars for anyone to pick up and play. AWESOME. Compelling artwork hangs from the walls, sculptures peek out from the shop's nooks and crannies, and vinyl records spin on a vintage record player. All in all, it's a nice space to spend some time in, and nobody is going to rush you out. I had a big latte, which was quite good, and a macaroon, which was even better. My bill was under $5.

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positive