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Output: The only time I will ever return here is to buy simple accessories I am knowledgeable on and can put on my bike myself. Or to get the hot pink I'm with Awesome socks I love. That's about the extent of it. I've been here on two occasions. The first was to start my bike search. When I informed a store employee of what I was going to use my bike for and ask what bikes may suit my needs, I was only shown one row of bikes that were pretty much all the same and all by the SAME manufacturer. I was told that was all they could offer me out of the tons of other bikes they had in their store. The second time I biked there with a friend on my new bike, Lady Eleanor herself as a friend had some questions about her bike. They were fairly good at answering her questions. However, I was appalled when they stopped me dead in my tracks and asked me what was wrong with my bike. I panicked for only a short while til I realized they were going overboard on the fact that my pedals are not where most pedals are since my bike doesn't have much of a frame in the center. The employee kept going on about how it must be awkward to pedal (which it's not) and then called other employees over to gawk and make odd comments about my bike. Funny enough on the way out a woman drooled over my gorgeous bike with its interesting design and asked where I got it. I politely told her where.. and it wasn't at Landis.

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Output: VetMed is wonderful for emergency care. For continuous care and follow ups, HORRIBLE. We were referred to VetMed for an ultrasound and to adjust medications, $600 later, ultrasound came back clear with no problems but still adjusting medicine. Dr. Aguirre, who is no longer there, left zero notes in our file about the weaning process of my dog's medications. So - when he's on vacation for a week, all the while knowing that it would be this week when we would have to do an adjustment because I had just talked to him days before, and I need to know the next step for my dog, there's no answers and we have to wait. And when he leaves the practice, there's no notes for the next doctor, so guess what! You need to come back and spend $83 for the new doctor to look at the exterior of your dog which will tell you nothing more than you already know since you already have her ultrasound, and recent blood work. And if you'd like to speak to the Dr. on the phone, you can't, you just get the tech's who require 2 phone calls of your questions because they can't seem to remember to ask all the questions to the Dr. the first time. Don't waste your time here for continuous care for your pet, go somewhere else where the people genuinely care and take the time to be thorough and help you instead of make your situation harder.

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Output: The gals here are always smiling and upbeat! Coffee and Tea selections are nice, my personal favorite is the iced jasmine blackberry. Amazing bagels, and the Tomato Basil soup was really awesome!

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Please do yourself a favor & do not eat at this Kilroys!!! The food sucks & so does the waitresses!!!! When the Buffalo location was open I use to go there at least twice a week & it was great!!!b But this place is horrible I can't see it staying open much longer! Also it has bad ratings from the Health Department! I tried to talk to the owners Paul & Jack but they could careless! So enter at your own risk!!!