Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: This place looks and sounds good on paper, but the experience is nothing like what they sell you. For calling themselves a "Boutique Resort", they sure didn't provide resort service or resort class. As soon as we walk in our room, the lights are burned out. Really? So we have to wait for the maintenance guy to come change the lightbulb. He does. And he leaves the fuckin lightbulb trash sitting there on the table! What kinda shit is that? And not only that, but with every single light on in the room, it's STILL dark and depressing. I guess theyre trying to establish a "mood", but cmon... i couldnt even see what i was trying to iron! The website advertises free adult channel in all rooms. Well, i couldnt find any. I call front desk and ask for a channel guide, they dont have one. Ok, what channel's the porn? 69. Shocker. But it's not working. "oh, thats because our adult channel is a live feed from a DVD we play, and the DVD is currently broken, but we'll have it fixed by tomorrow." Never happens. The soak-in tub? Pssh... crap. Takes over 30 minutes to get a decent water level, and then trying to keep it in is a different story. It all drains out within 10. Our closet door (small, shitty closets by the way) was broken, off the tract and just leaning up against the other mirrored door, like some broken teenager's closet. No coffee maker. No coffee maker?! Even Motel 6 has a coffee maker!! No fridge either! No towel rack in the bathroom. Wi-Fi drops connection every 15 minutes. We booked a room that guaranteed either a balcony or patio... we got nothing. Except a view of the back parking lot. Here's the best though... call for a late check-out ON DAYLIGHT SAVINGS DAY, and "Sorry we cant offer that... on a Sunday afternoon... cuz it's Nascar weekend" Nascar was Sunday ONLY, nobodys checking IN today, and secondly, no redneck is staying at Rumor, period. So seriously, no late check out? After putting up a stink with the manager, she gave us an hour. We tell her, ok we have some friends staying a few rooms down and they need the same as us. No sorry, i cant extend that to them, just you. Rumor. Pretentious and unsatisfying. Never again.
Q: negative

A: Right when I entered, the bartender greeted us and ask us to choose a table or bar. The place was pretty decent size and it was very dark inside. With the heat ugh not good. It was so hot inside there. Very uncomfortable. The bartender was very nice though. They had a happy house menu at the bar. I tried the BBQ pulled pork sliders. It was came with 2 pork sliders and taro chips. It was very good. 3.5/5 . I also tried the Carne Asada wontons 3/5. This place seem like there potential. An A/C would be a start.
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer: Massage was great however my massage therapist had a cough which was kinda killing my zin. They did incorporate a scent and orchids into the experience which was a nice treat. I've gone to several of the spas in Vegas and I have to say the one at SLS is a total ripe off! The facility only has a steam room and a "lounge". No jacuzzi. No sauna. Nothing fancy. They have water and tea no snacks. The entire place is covered with white curtains so it reminded me of a sterile hospital. Good if you want complete privacy. The shower was AMAZING! I loved the jets-it was like an added massage ad the staff is very kind and patient.
Input: OPTIONS:
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Generate a negative review for a place
Output: Sorry for the lack of stars.. It's only cus i've only been here a few times and that was cus it's the closest to my house. The 2 stars are mainly for this cinco de mayo roll I had. It was a whole green chili pepper. The taste was more pleasant it's looks. And the other star is for actually have PLUM ice cream. Other than that.. The price is too dramatic for my belly. And most of the meat here doesn't seem as fresh. Seriously, my wallet is more in pain than the tightness of my jeans at the waist.
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output: We had stuffed grape leaves, mixed grill, chorizo in red wine, stroganoff, and the fried dough in honey--all delish!!
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output:
Service is ungodly slow. They messed up my sushi order. Kitchen order came towards the end of the meal. Appetizer order came at the very end of the meal. This place is dead on a Friday night, should have no excuse. I have no idea why the reviews are so good. If you're in no hurry and want mediocre "sushi" at best with some flavorless calamari for dessert, this is the place for you. My 2nd star is for refilling my water and bringing the bill out faster than everything else.