TASK DEFINITION: In this task, you are given Yelp reviews. The task is to classify a review as "POSITIVE" if the overall sentiment of the review is positive or as "NEGATIVE" if the overall sentiment of the review is negative.
PROBLEM: I was here for a 21st birthday party. This place is a 21st birthday party. Lots of fun when you are 21....

If Jimmy Buffet and Hunter S Thompson were hanging out tripped the fuck out on acid and decided to open a bar together it would look something like this place only with more fire arms. Somehow this still doesn't work that well.

There is a swing at the end of the bar obviously of the sex variety. I mean what other purpose could it serve?

You can pay for spins on a wheel of fortune type wheel that is marked with crazy mixed drinks that I am too old to drink. No matter what you spin you can consider it bankrupt. one of the drinks is served in a plunger...I assume the rubber is not the easiest thing to sanitize.

Overall summary is that this place is made for 21st birthdays and you are immediately too old the next day.

SOLUTION: NEGATIVE

PROBLEM: Breakfast should not take an hour to serve, it can really kill the flow of your day. Unfortunately, something happened to our order, and the server had to take it again about a half-hour after we first placed it, but then we continued to wait another 30 minutes for it to finally arrive.

I would have given Over Easy a second chance, but we were sitting right next to the host table, where two people were helping seating people all morning. I have to believe one was a manager. Either that or there was no manager on duty. No manager ever approached our table and apologized for the delay. Nothing. I was in a party of two and the party of four next to us was almost done eating by the time we got our good. And they came in maybe 10 or 15 minutes after us!

Things happen, but the food wasn't good enough to bring me back and I was really disappointed at the lack of urgency or awareness by the staff.

SOLUTION: NEGATIVE

PROBLEM: ""I can't believe I drove so far for this place"" comes to mind when I recall my experience here. Excuse me to my pals who think this place is all that. I guess we all can't have the same opinions; we'd just be robots. Maybe they had a bad day, as in a really bad day - with the word really underlined, twice. Problems with the kitchen, problems with the service, problems with the fact they're even open. The high point of this experience was waiting for my friend to show up, I stopped at the second hand store next door and didn't buy anything.

At this point, I don't care to remember what I ordered, I just remember trying to order it a 6 of 7 and the waitress scoffed at me and asked if I was sure I wanted it that spicy. ""You can always make it hotter, but can't make it less spicy."" I guess that was true because I gave in and ordered it a 5. What I didn't realize was that the waitress meant to say I ordered a 5 on a scale of 1-100, cause this didn't have any spice at all. bleh...

After a few bites I calmly explained that on a scale of 1 to 7 that my dish was more like a 0, no spice at all. Her response, if you really must know, she said, sorry, we just had a ""big order from a table of 6 people"" if you want the kitchen to re-make your order, it will be about 30 minutes. Instead of waiting for 30 minutes, I asked if she could bring me some thai chili peppers and some chili paste to add to my dish, I'd just take care of it myself instead; she showed up with chili oil and soy sauce. :-/ Thanks, I guess. I pushed through, spiced up my dish to satisfaction and 'enjoyed' the rest of my meal, but mostly the conversation with my friend and not really the meal or the dining experience.

My friends dish was pretty sub satisfactory to her, and she asked the waitress to just take it back. The waitress didn't seem to want to just take the dish from the table and leave it at that, after insisting on making a new dish to replace the unsatisfactory dish about five times. Instead of just returning the dish, she gave in to the waitress and selected something different. While her replacement dish was better, but not awesome, she ended up getting charged for the replacement dish she didn't really want to begin with.

Given the choice, next time I'll aim for taco bell. Not exactly apples to apples in comparison, but at least I wont have to spend a lot for crummy service and mediocre food.

Happy Yelping Phoenix.

SOLUTION:
NEGATIVE