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How to respond to " clever " forwarded e mails
Recognize your audience.
When you get the first time-wasting email from someone, send them back a polite email saying, " please take me off your joke forwarding list. I don't have time right now to read jokes, inspirational messages, etc.
Options are:
[1]. , and i'm worried that i might overlook your important emails. " the person will email back in a huff saying that : Be a little bit cranky right at the beginning--it can work wonders..
[2]. " then erase them from your spam queue. Some popular messages (" how's the air going? How was class today? " or, " oh, the weather is so sunny today..
[3]. , and that's what i was trying to get across to everyone. " the next person may send you as a more inspired email..
[4]. , so i don't have time right now to write these. Let's watch an old movie one day..
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