Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: Standing in line and observing my surroundings on the Friday night I saw a typical Vegas night club: crazy long unorganzied lines, VIP doesn't mean squat, and complete unprofessional jerks for bouncers. Thank God I took those passes from the promoter at the last second before we got in line, I would not have been happy to pay to get in. Very crowded, extremely expensive drinks ($64 for 4 shots?)...really? $10 for a corona? Really? Small dance floor, and barely any standing room anywhere where we weren't packed like sardines. The music was decent but a little too techno-ee for my liking. Some DJ was there, I don't even remember his name. Someone dressed in a giant space suit with green lights and laser beams came out onto the stage area, which was interesting but weird. I had a good time because I was with my best friends. I've heard mixed reviews for Haze...I can't believe people like it that much!
Q: negative

A: Went to Haze nightclub parked in North Valet. Club very lame absolutely nothing to see or enjoy then to cap off my boring night when I arrived home discovered valet had lost half of my keys including my house key and office key. It had only been 15 minutes since I had left so I called Aria frantically (correct contact number also very difficult to find on my mobile like really) but after being told a supervisor world call me in ten minutes I had to call back after 20 minutes to be put on hold for ten minutes! I'm furious and locked out of my house!!! I hang up John or Sean calls after five more minutes or so tells me to call security and lost & found blah blah blah before I lose my mind and scream why can't you just have radioed North Valet 30 minutes ago to find my keys?! Also the Aria sucks just go to the airport it's the same horrific service and atmosphere
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer: Ok poutine combined with the rudest servers I have ever had the misfortune to deal with. Best example of an angry Pequiste with an attitude!
Input: OPTIONS:
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Generate a negative review for a place
Output: Unfortunately, I don't have a smartphone yet. If I did, I would have skipped this place and I hope you, dear reader, do too! I was heading home and wanted McDonalds when I saw this place. I figured "why not?" and went in. The menu on the board in front of the register is not the same as the carryout menu (the carryout menu lists more options). I ordered cream cheese wontons, sesame chicken, and chicken chow mein, adding up to $22.00, which I think is ridiculous considering the quality of the food! Of course you can't really screw up cream cheese wontons, so let's leave them out of this... The sesame chicken almost tastes like corndogs and I mean that in the weirdest way possible. It's something like 90% breading and 10% chicken. Speaking of chicken, (which I happen to remember ordering because I never order beef or pork) I'm not sure where it was in either of my entrees. The meat-like-substance was weirdly chewy, discolored (not undercooked), and straight up weird. Hey and I guess if you're really hurting at home one night for some Chinese food, you could just throw together spaghetti and soy sauce and call it "chow mein." Why not? It's what they did! If you're reading in disbelief that they *actually* used spaghetti, please believe me when I tell you that it is 100% spaghetti... And not even whole grain!!! Obviously, I won't be returning!
input: Write a positive yelp review (OPTIONS:
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output: you can get skinny and fatty food off any restaurant's menu, but it's still a pretty genius idea to make this place all about having both options to make everybody happy. the crazy lines at lunch aren't exaggerated, but we luckily beat them by about 10 min getting there right at noon on a weekday. we even managed to snag a table as someone else left - yay! i got the "healthy" cranburkey w a "happy" side of slaw chee. the turkey burger on its own was decent, but adding the slaw chee to the burger made it really great. all the flavors meshed really well together. my friend went with chix on broadway w sweet potato fries - basically a fried chicken blt. it was good, but nothing exceptional. if you have a big appetite this would be good for you - i don't think i've ever seen such a big chicken breast before. the fries reputation on yelp was exaggerated a little imo - they were typical sweet potato fries. overall i liked skinnyfats, and would go back if i'm in the area. my one complaint is that since they're saying certain things are healthy, they really need to back it up with nutritional values at least on their website if not the menus. the cranburkey was definitely healthier than the fried chicken sandwich, but by how much? it was regular ground turkey, not turkey breast, so it wasn't exactly low in fat or calories. it was also a pretty big honey wheat bun - so i'm guessing probably a couple hundred calories for the bun alone? i'm not a calorie counter obviously, but it would be nice to have a little more info since "healthy" can be pretty subjective
Q: negative

A:
Great prices, good comfort food and total epic fail on service. That about sums up all the times I've ever eaten here. Yesterday was no different, I was driving in the area and my tummy was talking to me. Out of mere convenience I stopped in here for a quick bite. The meal was fine but as I was leaving I was told the credit card machine was down. It would have been nice to know that maybe before I was seated, you think? Shady shady shady, so anyway I'm told to go to the ATM. I could have easily dined and dashed but that's just not my style. When I returned after having paid the ATM surcharge, and my banks surcharge, no sorry, no thank you, no discount for the inconvenience. Over all my meal was more than double because of that. So I won't be back, and The Cannery will no longer get any of my business.