Sentiment analysis: The Victorian Cafe was my very favorite place in Las Vegas, where I would come when I needed a little sanity, and good food. It's cheap, too, especially if you go during the hours they offer specials, which for me is when I wake up, which is 5 AM no matter what timezone I'm in. It's fun to get up in the morning, go right to a casino and see people who are still several hours away from winding down for the evening. Then over to cheap breakfast. I'll admit I didn't go to EVERY place in Las Vegas-- it has gotten just enormous, out of control. It's a nice vacation from New York because it makes you realize just how much worse New York could be. Instead of a couple people every block handing you advertising flyers and cards, you have a HUNDRED guys lining the blocks, so it's like running a gauntlet-- forcing these cards in your face, which you then see littering the sidewalks. Glossy business cards with graphic pictures and descriptions of sex with children and animals. Even for someone like me who is occasionally amused by the extreme, I was nauseated. There used to be famous cheap buffets where they pretty much paid you to eat, assuming you were gambling. There are some pretty amazing buffets, sure, but they cost much more now, and to me it just doesn't make sense to have Thanksgiving dinner more than once a year. Unless you bring you pants with plastic pockets or you have a hollow leg or something, how much do you really want to eat at one sitting? Also, I was looking for a real, actual slot machine where you put in an actual metal disk, whether a coin, which would be preferable, or a token, which would make some actual mechanical things inside spin around, and if you won, send coins cascading out the bottom. I should have done more research on this, but all I could find were slot machines that faked the sound of gears turning and printed out little receipts like an ATM. Occasionally they might have a lever you could pull that did nothing-- except make you feel like an idiot. If anyone knows where there are ACTUAL slot machines (and not just the slot machine museum) and could tell me (before I have a chance to read like one million yelp Las Vegas reviews) I'd appreciate it, and I'll hurry back out there, you now, when Hell freezes over.
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Sentiment analysis: I was pleasantly surprised with this place. All the people that mentioned it to me were LDS and I am not so I wasn't sure what to expect from "good clean comedy." My husband and I actually went with an LDS couple on a double date (see, we don't hate!) and they chose this place. Otherwise, we most likely would not have come here on our own. Anyways, I was stunned with some of the ingenious things the Improv group came up with. Honestly was cracking up almost the entire time with the exception of when the one and only girl was up. She was not funny at all. However, there was a guy with blonde hair and glasses that was hilarious! Anyways, I loved this place and would definitely go again. Whats also nice is that its only 12.00 which is quite a difference from the Improv where you pay 20.00 usually for the tickets and have to buy 2 items each as well. Don't get me wrong, I do love the Improv but if you are looking for cheaper and cleaner comedy, then this is your place.
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Sentiment analysis: I do not generally yelp because I feel that you should always experience it for yourself instead of read about it. However, this is an exception to the rule because this place is just that great!! Yes they are associated with The Mission and Zinc Bistro and those places are great but the house is different. This place could be anywhere L.A., New York, London, San Francisco, and you'de still feel at home. The ambience is romantic, cozy, and chic yet not overdone. The food is amazing! The steak tartare with house cut fries that dish alone is worth going for but then there's the beef tongue wrapped in a house made scallion crepe... if it hadn't said tongue on the menu I would have never know, it's that delicious! Matt Carter takes risks with food but in a non-confrontational way, which is so refreshing! The guys at the bar...these guys are mixologists! The house "remedies" are top notch. I am usually not a huge fan of gin but the Green lantern is my new favorite drink in Scottsdale! Gin and chartruese with a touch of serrano chile... sounds crazy, tastes crazy good! This place is small and for being so new it is busy!! You may not be able to sit right away but there is always a cute hostess at the front with a smile and a glass of champagne while you wait. Once seated we were greeted almost immediately by our server who was very friendly and knowledgeable about the menu. She offered some great suggestions, beef tongue being one of them, and though reluctant at first to try it, we loved it!! We also had the scallops and bone in ribeye which were amazing! At the end she also suggested the house made cinnamon whiskey which was ridiculously good, fireball's got nothin' on this stuff! We will definetely be returning to this unique little spot! Loved it!
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