IN: Last night I went to the gym right after work and then came home and had dinner with the family . So my sister finally got a bank account ( she 's just been hoarding money in her room her entire life since she has literally NO expenses ) and realized she had 4 grand just sitting around ! WTF .
What will the sister do after this revelation ?

OUT: She will use the money .

IN: I like the feeling that she called me husband . And I asked her to do my girlfriend ; she declined to say she loves you , but now she can not do my girlfriend . She said to wait until two years after the family would not object . I promised and I said I can wait , but you are my scheduled girlfriend .
How long have you waited to continue your relationship ?

OUT: I have waited two years .

IN: We dodged a few deer on the way home under a blanket of stars and a bright moon . Fillmore got some mail , so we visited with Doug & JoAnn and played with Fillmore for just a little while before calling it a night . Tomorrow is girls day out .
what were they doing while they dodged deer ?

OUT:
they were driving a car