Problem: During the summers and autumns I like to take my two caiques , Icarus and Daedalus , out to fun events as much as possible . ( Wearing harnesses , of course . ) They love the sunshine and fresh air and stimulation , and I like to keep them well - socialized and friendly to strangers as much as I can . ( Part of my motivation for this is to keep them from becoming aggressive one - person birds , and part of it is so that if they ever escaped they 'd feel comfortable flying to a stranger , not just to me . )

What would happen if your birds happened to fly away ?
OPTIONS:
- They would be lost and unable to return to me
- They would comfortably fly over to someone they know and not be scared or worried
- They would be scared and likely not know what to do
- None of the above choices .

A: They would comfortably fly over to someone they know and not be scared or worried
Question:
It had an address and very limited information about the unit ( 1 bedroom , unfurnished , that 's it ) . We scheduled our move in date for a week and a half later and started packing up like mad . Our plan was to take the red - eye flight on We d the 30th , arrive the morning of Thurs the 31st and sign our lease . We threw away , gave away , or craigslist - ed all of our furniture and much or our possessions and still ended up shipping over thirty boxes to our new address . On Tuesday morning ( the day before our flying date ) I received a voice mail from a woman at the Columbia housing office saying that there had been a misunderstanding with my housing assignment .
Answer the following question: Why is the narrator acting so stressed ?
OPTIONS:
- They 're moving to a nearby apartment they thought
- They 're moving very far .
- They 're moving nearby .
- None of the above choices .
Answer:
They 're moving very far .
Question:
I was treading water thinking they will come back , but the rope from the tubes had gotten stuck in the prop under the boat . I calmly yelled out please come back and get us . I looked over at them doing there thing over at the boat as they floated father away , I started getting tired and thought ok , they better get back here . As I sat there swimming I thought come on now I yelled come on and get over here .

Why has the narrator been left in the water ?
OPTIONS:
- The narrator is doing what they are supposed to be doing .
- The narrator is all by himself .
- The narrator 's party do n't realize the narrator is struggling .
- None of the above choices .
Answer:
The narrator 's party do n't realize the narrator is struggling .
IN: I am reserving a special place on my seating chart for him . Shh ... he wo n't know until Monday . I am mad at my dumb SmartBoard . I got there with my lesson on a flash drive , hooked up my Shiba , and got a blue screen and No Data from Mr. SmartBoard .
What may happen after the issue with their SmartBoard ?
OPTIONS:
- None of the above choices .
- They will hire an IT expert to come fix it .
- They will ditch the SmartBoard .
- They will find another way to upload their information .

OUT: They will find another way to upload their information .
schedule days are such a piss off . We do absolutely nothing all day , except sit and listen to our teachers make small talk about their summer vacation and go over their repetitive first - day - of - class speeches . To top it off , I have absolutely nothing to do except go on facebook and rant on livejournal about how annoying scheduled days are .

OPTIONS:
- They feel they were pointless .
- None of the above choices .
- They feel they were necessary .
- They feel they were so - so .
Answer the following question: How does the narrator feel about today 's classes they underwent ?

They feel they were pointless .
Problem: The financial disclosure forms were " created , reviewed , signed and filed in the District of Columbia , and a substantial portion of Stevens ' scheme to conceal occurred in or around the District of Columbia . " Call 'em what they are : Cash Machines Automated " cop cams " that take pictures of speeders , red - light runners and railroad - crossing - racers are effectively cash machines that do n't require vehicles or get donut crumbs in the upholstery . A half - mile stretch of main drag in Chevy Chase , MD used to net six speeders a day . With cop cams , they catch about 300 - and most are paid promptly , not contested .

Where is this story taking place ?
OPTIONS:
- None of the above choices .
- It is taking place out West .
- It is taking place on the West Coast .
- It is taking place in the Mid - Atlantic region .

A:
It is taking place in the Mid - Atlantic region .