input: Write a negative yelp review.
output: This review is for the weekend breakfast buffet. It was pretty bad. All the food was cooked wrong or seasoned wrong it seems. I will just list them out! lol - regular bacon. Like no flavor at all. Just bland. I don't know how this happens. Just crispy pork strips. Didn't really taste bacon. - deep fried bacon. The batter was so damn salty! It had the crappy bacon in the middle and this terrible batter. - county fried steak. Not cooked right. The batter was like falling off. The steak was alright, I don't think it was round steak. Way to salty. - the ham cubes. Just tasted bad. what glaze was that! - Hash browns. Not crispy at all, no flavor. Maybe get some salt from that batter for the bacon. - biscuits and gravy. Gravy, no flavor and runny. Biscuits average. - breakfast sausage. No damn flavor man. They had the normal fried chicken, and the normal desert bar. Random mexican food. French toast was good. Apple and orange juice (though apple juice seemed super sweet). Overall, very sad. I like their lunch (sliders and liver n onions baby!). The breakfast food is very bad to me. They need to step it up. I will never come back here for breakfast! I will make a trip for lunch again though )
input: Write a negative yelp review.
output: First visit here. As usual I order the chimi on a first visit to a Mexican place. It was fine. Not great, but not bad. I wouldn't avoid this place, but I wouldn't make a point of visiting again either. Service was fine (perhaps a little slow). Food was OK. Chips were fresh (warm), which I like. Salsa was fine (nothing special). Really rates 2.5 stars, but I don't have that option. And it's not worthy of 3.
input: Write a positive yelp review.
output:
Chapter 1: Bourbon Street As A Roller Rink Bourbon has all the charms of your childhood roller rink. Black lights! Vending machines! Watered down soda! Popcorn! Chapter 2: Bourbon Street As Mount Everest -- Act One The women's toilet is located deep inside the strippers' locker room north of the DJ booth, due east of the vending machines. You really need a Sherpa to help traverse the mounds of hair extensions and treacherous piles of Pleasers. Chapter 3: Bourbon Street As Mount Everest -- Act Two If you're lucky, you can also happen upon the most entertaining conversations (usually about money, material items, estranged children, etc.). Then, breathe a sigh of relief as you emerge from the clouds of cheap perfume and glitter -- you've conquered it. A regular ol' Jon Krakauer, and hopefully you still have all your limbs. Chapter 4: Bourbon Street As A Courtroom Ladies and mainly Gentlemen of the Jury, for the record, no "22 year old" likes/or even knows WHO the Meat Puppets are. Furthermore, I submit to you, anyone who chooses 'Possum Kingdom' by the Toadies as her main stage song is well into their thirties. Guilty. I rest my case. [Exhibit A: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EkwD5rQ-_d4]