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Output: I absolutely would not use this company again after speaking with the manager, Sherry, about the work they did on my exterior signs. I would post a photo on Facebook, but these signs reflect poorly on my business! Poor judgment was used in the size of the lettering in my business name, even though Fast Signs was provided with a copy of our logo. When they could see that the name being inserted between two existing lines would be tiny, they should have realized there was an issue and called us instead of printing these signs without a proof and then quoting me full price to redo the signs! We could have changed the font or authorized them to print it much larger. Justifying a bad decision by blaming the customer is just never a way to get repeat business.

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Output: On my last night in Las Vegas before leaving for college, two of my friends took me here for a farewell of sorts (or maybe they just like to see me horribly uncomfortable?) At the door, a greasy troll checked my ID, and said, "Just turned 18!" with a nasty smirk that made me wince before letting me in. This place is no Good Vibrations, folks, but it is a Vegas institution. So if you find yourself in the 702 in need of smutty mags or a ginormous dildo, this is the spot.

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Output: No doubt food was very awesome and service also very nice.

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I always refer to yelp reviews when picking a place to eat, but I've never written one until now so bear with me. We're always looking for great sushi places near the house so we were very excited to try this place out as it is around the corner from our house. The decor is cute, especially considering that this restaurant sits in a strip mall with a Fry's grocery store around the corner. One look at the menu, however, and it seemed extremely pricey for a restaurant in a strip mall next to a Fry's. I'd expect prices like this at a swanky place in Scottsdale. We tried to be open minded hoping the prices would be justified by awesome sushi. The menu is HUGE with pages and pages of special sushi roll options and there is no sheet to write down what you're selecting. The waitress takes your order. We ended up writing down what we wanted on a napkin so we could order without forgetting what we wanted once the waitress came around. The waitress seemed nice enough but knew very little about sushi. We got a blank stare when we asked her about their sashimi and she had to ask someone if they even offered it and where it could be found on the menu. What sushi restaurant doesn't offer sashimi? The rolls were HUGE. By huge I mean a small piece of fish wrapped around a giant fist full of rice. The chefs are also very liberal with the sauces they use. TOO liberal. All you taste is white rice and sauce. One of our sushi rolls had lemon in it and they didn't even bother to take the seeds out. Imagine biting into a 13 dollar sushi roll with lemon seed. If you're into Americanized sushi, aren't into raw fish, and have a fat wallet, this is your place. If you enjoy sushi for the simplicity and flavor of the fish, you'll be disappointed. In short, this place was overpriced and served over-sauced, overly-Americanized sushi. We should have gone to Sushi Eye.