Problem: Write a positive (OPTIONS:
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A: If you live in Madison or are visiting, be sure that Jolly Bob's is on your list of bars to stop by. It provides a great friendly experience with good Caribbean music, unique mixed-drink selections, and one of the best outdoor patios to be found. I can't stress the outdoor patio enough, and hopefully when you go it will be during the summer so that it is open. They have a grotto with large tables to seat 4-6 friends and a very large table in the corner which can cater to an even bigger crowd. The staff is warm and polite, and the mood always begs conversation. Even the bar inside, while not as interesting as the outdoor patio, is a great place to stop in for some drinks. The drinks and food can be selectively good though, so be wary and ask questions. I ordered what I thought was going to be a casual fun Caribbean drink only to find out it was like drinking Bacardi 151 as if it were a sipping whiskey. The food was fine, but nothing to write home about. Still, all these things are made up for by the atmosphere and it's a cool place to introduce friends to.
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A: We were there on Friday night for Calvin Harris. And I have ONE word: Cockroaches. PLURAL. As in many. As in ALL OVER THE DAMN PLACE. We saw them crawling over the VIP tables. . .over the reserved beds outside. . .over the plants and palms. . .over the planter boxes surrounding well manicured bushes. Over drinks that were set on the small planter boxes. Behind the bars. . .and inside the cabanas. We saw reserved tables outside almost flip their table when one ran across a girl sitting there. . .l COCKROACHES, at the "finest club" in Vegas. So we brought it up to a waitress. . .she told us that she'll ask about some spray. This is nothing that a little spray can do, XS has a MASSIVE infestation of roaches. Everyone else might be rating this place as 5 stars, but I prefer my dirty martini's not THAT dirty. Pros: It's big, spacious, nice sound, and the drinks might be nice. . . Cons: ROACHES. LOTS OF THEM.
Problem: What would be an example of an positive (OPTIONS:
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Answer: HIGH TEA! Me and my BF had comps for high tea at the Petrossian Bar, and I was so excited to dine here! The restaurant is slightly raised (a couple steps) above the casino floor and overlooks the casino slot machines. Haha, an interesting view, but you do get a lot of feet traffic and I freaked out when I saw Kourtney Kardashian, her mom, and BF Scott Disick (as a Kardashian fan, I had to throw this in here haha). First we chose our tea from a nice selection. I had jasmine and my BF had earl gray. They were both loose teas so we were equipped with fancy silver strainers to make sure the leaves didn't get in our cups! Talk about fancy! http://www.yelp.com/biz_photos/petrossian-bar-las-vegas?select=4B5Ec4VTXty--_Vco9njNw#4B5Ec4VTXty--_Vco9njNw We got to choose four finger sandwiches each. Between the two of us, we had: Smoked turkey, brie, and black grapes on cranberry bread Bayonne ham and gruyere cheese, dijon butter on rye bread Classic egg salad, topped with quail egg on white bread Alaskan king crab salad, avocado on brioche Smoked salmon topped with transmontanous osetra caviar on pumpernickel bread http://www.yelp.com/biz_photos/petrossian-bar-las-vegas?select=LugPdrVwQQ9EkVVFf9hAlA#LugPdrVwQQ9EkVVFf9hAlA The sandwiches were probably only about 2"x2" at the most, but so DIVINE! Every bite was the perfect taste and texture and so satisfying for such little bites. Somehow everything tasted buttery and rich, in a decadent way. We also got a few desserts with our high tea tower: mini cheesecake, fruit tart, and a lemon tart cake thing, but I didn't eat any of it (I'm not a sweets person). My BF said the cheesecake was delish though! http://www.yelp.com/biz_photos/petrossian-bar-las-vegas?select=LugPdrVwQQ9EkVVFf9hAlA#F_Ecvp70fDUuEzIViZ6KhA We also got two cranberry scones each, served with lemon curd, cream, and butter. They came out PIPING HOT (=fresh?)! Very good for scones (I generally don't like scones) and more light tasting than ones I've tried. As the meal went on and we focused our attention on the sandwiches, the scones got hard and less pleasant to eat... http://www.yelp.com/biz_photos/petrossian-bar-las-vegas?select=LugPdrVwQQ9EkVVFf9hAlA#NydVYplRPn_PmSG2ct3M7g I figured since it was high tea aka dainty small sandwiches and scones, it would be a pretty light meal, so I made the reservation for 2:30pm as a sort of interim meal between brunch and dinner. But WHOA that meal was so filling! We ended up having to push back our dinner reservations by almost two hours! All in all, a great experience, especially for high tea lovers like me! One of the best high tea places I've been to!
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Output: Not very impressed. I have some questions...why was there a geriatric population in the club? And why did the DJ suck balls? Large ones at that. And why were there no beautiful people for me to enjoy? At all. BUT....I am completely I'm love with the blonde bartender handling the bar on the upper level. She was theee shit. I love you miss. Forever. And I also have a tiny crush on her partner--the Asian bartender as well. :)
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output: Found this restaurant on a food network app. I got the four taco combo meal. All four tacos I had were completely different. For a great price for flavor, I would check this place out.
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Unless retro grunge is your thing when going shopping then this Target probably isn't for you or the rest of the population. This Target is obsolete and dirty. Don't waste your time, there are better Targets on the totem pole.