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I realize this is late notice, but it just occurred to me that I never discussed my Christmas vacation plans with you when I transferred into Trading. I have a family trip planned and paid for, so I hope it won't cause too much chaos if I'm gone. I understand the tendency for people to feel lost and helpless without me. I'm supposed to be in California with my dad on Dec. 22, then in Mexico with my mom from Dec. 26 to Jan. 2. So I basically need to miss four days of work. Again, I'm sorry to bring this to you so late, and I'd be glad to do any amount of work before or after, or even spend my holiday entering deals on the computer in some exotic Central American internet cafe. I've heard they're great places to rage. We can discuss the logistics when you're back in the office. And by the way, the flame in this e-mail does not indicate anger, but rather is meant to be a festive, joyous, holiday-time explosion. Kate
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