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Output: My buddy wanted to see it, so see it we did......for a $30 cab right. On the way back we realized the bus was $2, but took about 90 minutes. Can't say I regretted the trip to Old Vegas, but it is definitely better at night. Certainly a great choice for those doing things on a budget or those simply wanting to people watch. Sure, Alex has Blue Lobster and Foie Gras.....but does he have deep fried oreos? Freemont Street does! :-)

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Output: SEVERELY lacking in customer service. The AC unit broke in the room. I called to inform them and they said they would send someone to look at it. No one ever came. The following morning I woke up to the AC unit pouring down water all over my $300 phone. The charging port no longer works. I called and let them know and they offered me late check out. I let them know that that really didn't seem fair considering I now need to purchase a brand new phone. The receptionist said the manager wasn't in but she would have her/him call when the manager came in at 12. At 4pm I called and the same receptionist told me she told the manager and that he/she would be contacting me. She sounded very annoyed that I'd bothered to call again. I never received a call from the manager. Shocked that someone could care so little about their patrons. Very disappointing.

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Output: Really cool bar in NDG. Nice staff, always open, good drinks, nice food options. Good size: cozy, but not tiny. Nice layout and location. Staff also nice. Though it gets too loud for my taste on sports nights. This and Honey Martins hugely contribute to making NDG a great place to live.

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This place provided the worse service i have experienced in years. Music was loud to the point of distraction. Four dollars for strawberry lemonade would not be silly if they served more than five ounces with very few refills. They advertise all you can eat french fries but since you will never see your server that is simply false advertising. Food was cold probably because our server could not be bothered to bring food. If you like over priced food and completely indifferent service this is the place for you.