Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A: ACK! ACK! ACK! Located in "beautiful" downtown Mesa, AZ. If you like shopping for year old stuff or worse then this is the place for you! If you like the glorious smell of body odor, cheap disinfectant and soiled baby diapers then you've reached shopping nirvana! If you don't mind rubbing shoulders with the homeless drug addicted "Occupy Walmart" types then you've found a home! If you want quality food in a safe shopping environment where you don't have to hold your breath, check your wallet every five minutes or question the safety of some of the food they have for sale there then you need to shop elsewhere. Customer appreciation is going on right now: Free set of teeth and a year's supply of deodorant or depends with every $100.00 purchase! (Okay I'm just kidding.) Nasty nasty nasty! You were warned. I've told my wife that if she ever takes me there again I'll just catch a cab home.

Problem: Write a positive yelp review.
A: Are you listening, LES INFIDELES satisfies with class and fervour! Evan b. is right on with his BYOB details, a total win win. We also dined on the escargot, freakin' holy moly taste! I had the goat cheese brie crostini, never have I tasted such wonderful cheese than this summer in Montreal! MERCI! And the greens were dressed with, possibly, a champagne vinagrette? A truly refreshing dish. A pork tenderloin in a balsamic reduction was heavenly and the cravettes were cooked to perfection. We too walked through Parc Lafontaine and Rue Rachel is lovely. A great location for a pre- and post dinner stroll. The entire evening was a delightful date night. Make a reservation and see for yourself.

Problem: Write a positive yelp review.
A:
I met fellow Yelpers Brian S and Shannon M here and learned that it's all about the sandwich. And feeling like you have walked on to a set for "That 60's show" or "That 70's Show". It's pretty clear the owners of Casella's are focused on the sandwiches, not updating the decor. I had an Italian beef sandwich. It was great. And I sat and soaked up the 70's decor as the bread from my sandwich was soaking up the juice. This place is old school all the way - old school awesome. F#%*ing A. Now where's my Trans Am?