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Output: For a dining experience you won't soon forget, I can't recommend Bitzee Mama more highly. Unfortunately, you'll remember it for all the wrong reasons. Where to begin. First off we showed up on Monday night for dinner. Closed. OK, so I checked their website which says they're only open until 2 on Monday, then Tue - Sat until 9. Showed up Tues at 6 for dinner. Closed again! So on Wed I called & found out that they're open Thu-Sat until 9. I suggested they update their website and got a grunt as a response. If I hadn't had a LivingSocial I would have written this place off but the $10 was non-refundable so I figured 'it can't be any worse than making a "run for the border". I ordered the green chili beef chimi and my GF ordered two shredded beef tacos. I have to way that the incredibly small amount of meat was a pretty tasty morsel, but that's all it was - a morsel at each end with a small green chili in the middle. And how do you screw up refried beans? I can't even begin to identify whatever it was I was tasting. Rancid fat? Even tho my GF ordered the tacos ala carte she got the dinner which included more of the rancid fat refried beans and rice that they had somehow managed to infuse with a sickly pinkish-orange color. In short, even tho I got the whole thing for half price I still felt ripped off.

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Output: My eggs were dry, and the hashed browns were greasy. My friend's breakfast burrito suffered the same. It was frustrating for our beverages, as one person in my party ordered a grape juice (they don't have it) and instead received a grapefruit juice. Service was disorganized and inattentive. Of the three meal experiences I had at casinos this week, this one was the bottom.

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Output: Traditional french bakery. Cute and simple design, the pastries are amazing. I tried the pear star and purchased a Nutella linzer and a croissant for my daughter. The pear star was perfect! I was worried it might be too sweet but it was refreshing. The ingredients are fresh, the croissant is traditionally made. The espresso is delicious as well. It's nice to find a place that doesn't burn espresso. They also have various cookies, tarts, torts, and breads. They offer salad, soups, sandwiches as well, and can make beautiful cakes. The prices are surprisingly good as well. They do not have a public bathroom, which is a bit inconvenient with children, but it is conveniently next to Sprouts where I do most of my shopping. Best place to grab a bite before shopping. Delicious! Highly recommend. Excited to visit again soon.

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Famous Dave's BBQ is fantastico! I had the St. Louis Big Ribs and wowser! I will be full for the next 3 days! Delicious! I tried 3 of 5 sauces available - solid! My date is a Vegan and made the sacrifice out of love for me. She was going go get a salad but there wasn't a good vegetable variety - it was mostly lettuce. She ended up ordering 4 sides and that worked. Our server was Mike and he was super attentive and fast. This place is clean and has a, "down-home feel" that is a most happy vibe! A solid 5 stars - Happy Independence Day 'Merica!!!