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Output: BORING, FLAVORLESS, OVERPRICED CRAP; exposed-filament bulbs, paper napkins, sans s/p shakers. Kale- and collard-earthy and squishy garnishes little better than pig fodder. --sealed brown concrete, minimalist 5x7 postage-stamp art in monochromatic, rhythmically-spaced repetition --exposed-filament bulbs throughout give that yellowish glow evocative of kidnap cinema; --gangsta buser keeps glaring at us, slamming our glasses down after refilling them; oh, maybe we won't get out of here alive! --going to charge me $17 for pasta? buy some GODDAM cloth napkins! --"table bread" is a plastic package of stale, pencil-thick breadsticks. what would you think if someone brought you two packs of saltines? Yeah, that's what I mean! --ambient music an unpleasant mix of rural-southern Creole woo-woo ritual chant, washboard-and-spoon percussion and harmonica (I think they recruited that woman from the GTA3 shanty town); --outside, the manager is explaining to the police amidst an army of tow trucks that these cars really are valet-professionally parked, not by their owners. --heirloom tomato side dish was the one delicious thing. At $3, the best value on the menu (+1 star)... --unfortunately the spices were so old there was no flavor left in them. --no s/p shakers; on request we received two contact-lens cups of s/p for pinching, chef style (i.e. no spoons). On our way out, some employee was being disciplined on the back steps, presumably about to quit. I've never been so glad to quit a place as this.

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Output: I hate giving a review one star. I love to support local businesses, especially in Cave Creek where there are many great eateries to choose from. We went on the 4th of July, so yes it was very busy. We made 7pm reservations and we only had to wait a little bit. No biggie, it's to be expected during a busy holiday. The hostess was nice, so was the waitress but you can tell they were a bit overwhelmed. I would not knock off stars for that. I think I would be as well. The entertainment was great. The DJ kept the crowd in a great mood even in spite of the triple digits. We ordered the BBQ platter which came with a tiny portion of cole slaw, I mean it was brought out in a plastic container that one would use for salad dressing. The beans came out in a little bowl. They were a bit firm and bland. I like my beans cooked slow for a long time. 3 beef ribs, 1/4 rack of pork ribs, pulled pork,2 stale supermarket dinner rolls and brisket. We split the meal between 2 of us. The pulled pork was a soggy greasy mess. The pork ribs were greasy, but the meat was tender. The beef ribs were just OK. I did like the brisket, although it was nothing special compared to other places. What saved everything was the BBQ sauce. That was tasty. My daughter ordered a rueben on sourdough with onion rings. The rings were good, but sadly the meat on the sandwich was very dry and the saurkraut tasted a bit funky. She only took 2 bites of it. I ended up taking it home in case my husband may want to eat it tomorrow. We ended up leaving some of the ribs and sides behind. I may decide to try this place again. I don't think the quality of the food should have suffered because it was a holiday. We did not get served until an hour after sitting down. If the food was good I would not have minded so much. But it was a waste of money. We did have to wait awhile for drink refills, even silverware. My husband had to sit there with a salad in front of him for 10-15 min before he could get a fork. They should have hired someone to strictly just go around and refill drinks. There were a lot of empty glasses around us. The salad bar, was just ok. I have a better salad bar at the hospital I work at. The clam chowder my husband said was decent. I would love to review this place again, maybe not on a busy day. But I think I will probably go elsewhere when I head to Cave Creek. The management should have taken special steps because it was going to be so busy, this would have been a chance to turn around the negative reviews on yelp. They also should have upped the staff. They worked their ass off, but service and the food suffered. Sadly I am in agreement with the majority on yelp.

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Output: Soup watery. Food mediocre. Salad was pure vinegar.

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To day I had soem free time after droping the kid off at the sitter and before I went to work. So I stoped by the mall to get a pretezel. Man If i have one quilty junk food plesure it is a chedder cheese pretzel wraped hot dog with nacho cheese sause and a large lemonade. You can bet money if I am in the mall this is a must. For get the Starbucks or the Cinabon this is it. To all you pretzel heads out their enjoy!!!!