Sentiment analysis: Interesting, to say the least. I was looking for a lounge in Vegas where I could just chill and not have to worry about a cover charge. Shadow Bar saved my night. Got in and found some seats at the bar where they were doing cool bar tricks and juggling. Behind them was a silhouette of a dancer and yes, they are topless. The DJ played Top 40, which was nice too. Drinks are a little on the expensive side with the "entertainment tax" added in $13.50, but I didn't really mind paying the premium. All in all, I had fun -- Just wished they had two dancers instead of one, and then zero before we left.

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Sentiment analysis: For a hip hotel with nice rooms, great food, and a funky heated pool, this place was a disaster. I stayed here one night (Sunday) for a business trip and left the following afternoon around 5. The first problem, a small one, was the lack of room service. I was tired and busy working and just wanted a burger in my room. Unfortunately they don't have room service, so I headed down to the restaurant for a quick bite. That shouldn't have been a problem since the restaurant downstairs is ranked as one of the best in Phoenix. And the food was good. But the service was surly and unwelcoming. They are trying to pull off a hipster, trendy vibe at that place, but since when did trendy become synonymous with rude? Waiters would barely look at you, throw you a menu, and shrug with ambivalence if you asked a question about the menu. I ate as fast as I could and got the hell out of there. (and by the way, I'm not a crotchety old man complaining about manners - I'm 31 and pretty darn laid back). The next morning I ask for a cab to the office where I'm having my meeting so they call one for me. 10, 15, 20 minutes go by. Finally, as I start to call my own cab because I'm going to be late it finally shows. More on that in a bit. I returned after my meeting and checked out around 11 but didn't have a flight out for six hours and needed to work, so they graciously held my bags and let me hang around. Too bad there was nowhere else in the hotel to work except the too cool for school restaurant. But i took my chances and ordered a coffee and took a seat as far in the corner as possible so my suit and tie corporateness and laptop neediness didn't kill the vibe. Apparently it didn't work. The manager walked by every five minutes disdainfully asking if I needed anything else or was ready for the check. Alright, message received. The situation was so uncomfortable I grabbed my bags and left the hotel in search of somewhere else to ply away the afternoon. But of course this hotel is also in the middle of nowhere, a barren wasteland of vacant parking lots and run down apartment complexes. I walked a four block radius and found a Chinese buffet and a Safeway. Not really conducive to work. Reluctantly I went back to the hotel (where again they graciously took my bags) and I went to work in the lobby out of the way. Awkward but effective. Finished my work and decided to head straight to the airport three hours early because by this point an overpriced airport bar was more welcoming than this place. Good thing I wasn't in a hurry. They called me a cab and I waited 45 minutes - four five - for the cab. No cab. Never came. Finally, after waiting huddled in the lobby with my bags for nearly an hour I told them to cancel my taxi and called my own after spending two seconds on Yelp (yay Yelp!). The taxi I called came in five minutes, and I was able mercifully to close the book on the Clarendon. Two stars because they provided the most basic hotel service - clean, comfortable place to sleep - and because the food really was terrific. But for the price and hassle, I'm really disappointed in this place. Also, FYI, the situation bothered me enough to create a Yelp account and write my first review.

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Sentiment analysis: I brought some co workers who just arrived on a flight from northern Cal. Public House just opened a few days ago so I wanted to check it out. I valet parked and once we entered the hotel Public house was just to the left so we didn't have to hike though out the casino. Our waitress Jennifer took good care of us with service and friendliness. We happen to be only her second table she waited on at Public House. OK, on with the food - my choice the veggie pasta - good portion with olives and various thin sliced veggies which made the entree tasty and light. I would return again if I happen to visiting the Luxor.

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positive