Problem: Write a positive (OPTIONS:
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A: Lunch for four. Excellent service and food. Easy to listen and talk.
Q: negative

A: As I told my husband, "I don't mind hipsters, but I don't want them serving me my food." He really likes OTB (as you can see from his review and 22 check-ins), and I finally tried the restaurant with him this Friday night. I was definitely underwhelmed. We started with drinks, and I ordered the Spiced Cider. It was a spiked apple cider that tasted a lot more apple cider than spiked. The only reason that I knew it contained alcohol was because I became very tired half way through the meal. I also had to order the pierogies as they are one of my favorite comfort foods. These were literally the worst pierogies that I have ever had.... I mean, c'mon, if you want to serve frozen pierogies heated in the microwave in Florida, that's fine because no one will know what you're serving anyway. However, this is Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, and you should not microwave your frozen pierogies. I must admit that my burger was pretty tasty. I ordered The Fixie, which is a burger covered with blackberry preserves and the incredible Wholey's peanut butter. However, the fact that the top bun was too thick and the bottom bun was non-existent just frustrated me. It was extremely difficult to eat, and I even ate a portion of it with a fork. Our waitress was just as frustrating as those microwaved pierogies. She was relatively attentive in the beginning. However, we finished our meals, and a busboy came and picked up our plates. We literally sat for a good 20 minutes as she just served the back portion of the restaurant, ignoring her three tables in the front. I almost lost it when I saw her hanging out with her coworkers and friends and eating behind the bar. Finally, the other patrons were annoying. Two or three loud guys were randomly chatting about drunken nonsense, such as getting "lit up because it's light up night." I mean... it's 5:30pm on a Friday night... are you seriously that drunk already? Overall, I was unimpressed and do not have a desire to return. Even though the burger was very tasty, the rest of the food and experience was poor.
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer: The most horrible bus company in the world The bus driver keep yelling and screaming on us to go against the wall like we are criminals and I'm talking on all the passenger I couldn't handle it so I just left I Called five h after to the customer service. A guy named David answer the phone told me there is no refound he cannot do nothing when I asked to speak with a manager he just denied and hang up!!! Don't use them I know there is no other untalented but don't use them!!!!! The bus driver from Pitt to New York is a horrible person!
Input: OPTIONS:
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Generate a negative review for a place
Output: Three words: Save. Your. Money. -or- Go. Somewhere. Else. I made my reservation for 8 weeks in advance. This was my bachelorette party "nice meal out" and I was so so so excited. I had studied the menu for weeks, had picked out the wine I wanted, had planned my outfit. Saying I was excited is honestly an understatement. Of all the things I was prepared to be, disappointed was not one of them. The service was seriously lacking. For the amount of money we were paying, the service was terrible. Our "captain" was terrible. He was far more concerned with the guys next to us buying wine to understand that we wanted to keep the cocktails flowing and get some desserts. The meal took 3.5 hours. If I thought the service was bad, I surely wasn't prepared for the food. Horribly over-priced poorly crafted food. The "free" items they give you are flavorless. I've had better buffalo mozzarella from the pizza place down the street. As for entrees, there were a variety of options at the table including lobster ravioli, truffle cream ravioli, chicken dishes, and some other things I can't remember. None of them memorable, some barely palatable, all of them over priced. The best part was I had to go back to the hotel room after dinner because I got sick. Great time...in that not at all way. I would not reccomend this restaurant to anyone. There are far too many top quality restaurants in Vegas to waste your money here. I wish I had gone to Circo or Sinatra instead.
input: Write a positive yelp review (OPTIONS:
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output: I pied my cochon the food was do dam f'n good. I poo'd my cochon being so bloated after the meal. All jokes aside this dinner we had was fantastic. From the foie gras Poutine, foie gras burger, and the Duck in a can. They could not have cooked the food any better. Service did not exceed my expectation, but I was too busy and happy stuffing my face in foie gras. &
Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A:
A terrible experience all around, it took forever to get our drinks, and it took around 50 minutes to get our food even though the place was not that busy. On top of that the manager was having a discussion with the servers near the kitchen door because the servers were complaining about the cook having an attitude (couldn't that be done somewhere besides the dining area?) and being slow. Our server had an attitude the entire time as well, and even heard him complain about getting new customers and not wanting to clear off the tables next to us. Negative experience all around, our food was OK but everything else was not pleasant to say the least.