Problem: Build a movie plot around this: How does the film start? Planet Express has its contract cancelled.

A: Hermes Conrad does a roll call of the Planet Express crew. Unfortunately, after completing it Professor Farnsworth immediately fires them - it turns out the main delivery network, the Box Network (a thinly veiled stab at the Fox Network), canceled their contract two years ago. However, a regime change suddenly occurs and the crew's jobs are reinstated. The Professor also delightfully describes how the network executives were also painfully killed, crushed and turned into an all purpose powder.The crew celebrate with music and limbo dancing. Hermes, boasting of his own abilities, shows off by limboing underneath a razor sharp sword. Basking in his success, he is almost immediately decapitated by another sword, and his headless body finds itself crushed underneath the Planet Express ship. While his body is being repaired, Hermes is forced to live as a head in a jar, and his wife LaBarbara leaves him for her ex-husband Barbados Slim. Meanwhile Leela hits it off with a head museum employee named Lars, much to Fry's chagrin.At their first delivery to the Nude Beach Planet, Fry is surprised to learn that he has a tattoo of Bender on his buttocks. Meanwhile, Bender, Amy and Leela sign seemingly innocuous petitions for three alien nudists. In the process they give them their email addresses, eventually swamping everyone at Planet Express with spam. The Professor is caught unawares by a lottery scam and soon discovers that the aliens have taken control of Planet Express. Bender is also infected by an obedience virus planted by the aliens, and does their bidding.The aliens, who have the ability to sniff out information, discover Fry's tattoo and realize it contains a binary password that allows them to conjure up a sphere that allows them to travel back in time. Although Nibbler and the Nibblonians try to stop them, as any use of the sphere could tear apart the fabric of space, they are quickly defeated and the aliens use Bender to go back in time to steal the treasures of the past. They also discover that while...

Problem: Build a movie plot around this: In how many major plays does Bugs accept roles as a chorus boy? Three

A: While relaxing at his luxury home in Hollywood, Bugs is telephoned by the Disassociated Press and asked about his life story. He begins to recount it to the caller, starting with his birth. We see Bugs is born as "a rabbit in a human world", and grows up to attend dancing school.Bugs decides to enter acting after graduating, and is quickly inundated with offers, most of which he rejects, including a script for "Life with Father", saying, "This will never be a hit." He finally accepts roles in three major plays-- all as a chorus boy. One day, though, he is given the opportunity to have a starring role when the original actor falls ill. Bugs does his best to entertain, but his routine completely dies in front of the audience, forcing him back to the role of a chorus boy. As a result of this, Bugs takes a sabbatical from acting until he can find a decent part.One day, Elmer Fudd, a major vaudeville star, comes through a park filled with out of work actors, including Bugs. All of them try to impress Elmer, to no avail. Elmer suddenly spots Bugs, and encourages him to be his co-star. Bugs instantly accepts. The role he receives is being on the receiving end of humiliation in a vaudeville show, being hit with pies and sprayed with seltzer by Elmer while he's telling the punchline to a lame joke. The two perform this show in Peoria and Buffalo to moderate success.On the way to New York, however, Bugs decides to add variety to the act. On stage, he pies Elmer, sprays him with seltzer, and hits him with a mallet while telling the punchline to a lame joke. Elmer then pulls a rifle on Bugs in front of the audience, prompting him to nervously ad-lib, "Eh, what's up, doc?" This line receives rapturous applause. The two realize they have a successful routine, so they repeat it and receive rapturous applause again. They bow and dance off the stage.Bugs takes a job at Warner Bros, shooting a screen test with Elmer that goes over very well. This brings Bugs to the end of his story, and he tells the caller he's due to begin...

Problem: Build a movie plot around this: What did the ancient man wear that frightened the tribesmen? Radiation suit

A: A tribe of primitive humans lives in a barren, rocky wasteland and struggle for survival, despite a lush, plant-filled land on the other side of a nearby river. They refuse to cross the river because of a law that evolved from an ancient tale warning of a god lurking there who brings death with a single touch.A young man of the tribe challenges the law and is eventually followed by other male members of his tribe, who fearfully cross the river in order to bring him back. They soon encounter the terrible god, a large, horribly burned but strangely human-like creature. Despite the young man's peace overture to the god, another tribal member, out of fear, lays a trap and stones the creature to death with a large rock; the young man then shoots and kills that tribesman with one of his arrows. The others gather around the now dead god and discover that the creature is actually a much older man with long white hair. He is wearing some kind of strange, unknown outer garment with a fearful hood. They find another strange thing in the old man's possession; tThey are puzzled by this flat, thick object that opens and contains mysterious markings and vivid black, white and gray images that show an even stranger human world unknown to them.In a surprising denouement provided by the ancient man after his death, the truth is revealed in voice-over as the tribesman page through his book: He was actually a survivor of a long-ago nuclear holocaust who was forced to live for decades inside his now ragged, discolored and bulky radiation suit (which is implied to have once been covered with deadly radioactive fallout). The ancient man has wandered the land for decades while the primitive remnants of a devastated human race have slowly increased their numbers, his frightening outer appearance causing them to fear and shun him.A final, cautionary question is asked in voice-over by the old man: Will humanity someday repeat its nuclear folly after civilization has once again risen to its former heights?

Problem: Build a movie plot around this: What went terribly wrong ? A planned bombing of an empty courthouse.

A:
Private Investigator Donald Strachey is under the impression he is tailing an unfaithful housewife for evidence that she is cheating on her husband, but it turns out that the "housewife" is actually an undercover cop who promptly arrests him. After six hours of questioning the cop, Officer Gina Santer, and Detective 'Bub' Bailey let him go, but instruct him to turn over any information he obtains on the client that claimed Santer was his wife. Most of the info on file at Strachey Investigations about this mystery client is fake.Meanwhile, at the home of Dorothy 'Dot' Fisher and her partner Edith Strong, Dorothy chases out a vandal after he breaks into their home and spray paints homophobic graffiti on their wall. The next day, Andrew McWhirter, close friend of Fisher and Strongand Timmy Callhan's former boyfriend introduce Donald and Timmy to the lesbian couple after a contentious school board meeting at which Dorothy, a guidance counselor at the school, is placed on paid leave due to objections from a homophobic parent whose gay son Derek has been counseled by Fisher. The two are invited by the middle-aged women and house guest Andrew back to their home in Hollis, but the socialization is interrupted when the returning vandal throws a brick through the window. Strachey chases him back to his car, but the license plate is obscured by mud.The following day, Kenny gives Donald Strachey pictures he obtained of the mysterious "client", and his e-mail address, the one piece of info he offered about himself that is at least a marginal lead. With no other pressing cases, Strachey returns to Hollis, investigating motives for the vandalism. Dorothy suspects the homophobic Joey Deems, who attends the school he works at, but his father Carl tells Donald that he believes the motive is more likely a resentful backlash against Fisher's decision not to sell her house to Millipond Realty, who wants to build a large mall along Moon Road, the street the Deems, Dot & Edith, and other residents, who all received offers on their...