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Output: Pros: hotel room in a good location Cons: horrendous customer service and the usual drunk Vegas crowd It's Vegas, so you expect folks to be loud, but we were given a room next to 3-4 women who were so loud that someone else called security on them around 9:30pm. I would have let that slide, it being only 9:30pm. The ladies then went out around 10. At 1:30am, some preciously drunk fellows were going up the hall, having a hard time finding their room because, it turns out, they were on the wrong floor. Hilarious and therefore forgivable. Around 3am, the ladies next door came home. One of them vomited, which was clearly audible through the paper-thin walls. Then she rallied, and, along with the others, decided to continue the party in the room! What fun for them. At around 4am, my husband asked them to quiet down, which they declined to do, so we then called the front desk and security, both of whom seemed impatient with us for calling. Security said they'd send someone up. At 4:20am, security hadn't yet shown up, and having run out of patience with being unable to sleep, my husband went down to the front desk and persuaded them to let us change rooms and have a late check out so we could get some sleep. They agreed. At 4:27, we left for our new room, and saw security on our way to the elevator. Bright side: they actually sent someone, albeit with a 27-minute response time. We later received a bill for about $20 more than the original price of our room. I called to complain, and after getting out of the voicemail maze, which initially sent me to "Paris" hotel instead of "Harrah's," I received yet a second phone number for billing, where a man named Joe said "sometimes the front desk charges you for things. I couldn't tell you what that's for." His supervisor assured me that the charge was a surcharge for booking on a debit card (we booked on a credit card). Then he firmly let me know that we'd be charged the extra money. So there it is. A fairly miserable night for $20 more than the original price. I did appreciate the whole extra one hour of sleep though--so generous of them. For the love of $20, they guaranteed that I'll never stay in any Harrah's or any of it's affiliate hotels.

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Output: Just a sandwich joint

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Output: If you're broke, sharing a room with 15 people, you don't plan on being in the room or the hotel for that matter during your stau and this is the LAST place at all available then maybe stay here. Otherwise, skip it. 1) They screwed up our reservation and had us in a smoking room for the first night of our stay. I asked to be moved to another room. The next room they moved us too had a HUGE red stain in the living room. It didn't look like blood. It looked like someone spilled a huge red beverage on the floor and housekeeping didn't bother cleaning it up. 2) Those nice tubs and showers you in the pictures? BS. Both of the rooms we were in, the tubs were flaking whatever they use to paint the inside of the tubs. In one room, it looked like they hadn't even bothered cleaning the tub from the last occupants. Either that or the ring of crud had built up considerably. 3) The staff was utterly unsympathetic to the screwed up reservation and condition of the room. Long story short: Pay the extra and stay somewhere decent.

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This hotel is very overrated and overpriced. I've stayed there two times now and both experiences had their issues. The first stay was a few months after it opened. We stayed in a suite for 4 nights. The suites are overall fairly nice with its technology and tons of amenities including two bathrooms, washer/dryer, fridge/freezer. The one greatest thing about the hotel are the balconies. Its great to sit out there in a robe after a long night out or after a shower. Our hotel room was left fairly dirty with large visible crumbs all over the couch and the bathrooms didn't have any shampoo or conditioner. I had several very bad interactions with the staff on this stay. One particular interaction with the pool waitress stands out. I was attempting to get service while sitting at the bamboo pool. The waitress blew past me a total of 6 times before we gave up and retrieved our own drink. Two of those times include waving our hands in the air and the final time I was waving a wallet in my hand. We never even received a look from her. When questioning the bartender on how to get service he commented on how rude we were waving cash. The majority of the clientele fit a stereotype of your Jersey Douchebag. Because I enjoyed the balcony so much and we went to a Weezer concert at the Boulevard Pool I booked a couple nights in a suite again. DISGUSTING, is the key word to categorize the room. There were signs all over the room of a previous cocaine binge in the room. The books still had cocaine residue on them. There were 3 locations in the room where we spotted blood. One of them was right in the middle of the shower. Two of the decorative pillows had visible semen stains. We left the pillows at the door after the first night hoping they would take them away only to find them in the room again. Interactions with the staff was better this time. The clientele seemed to be evening out a bit more. What unfortunately ruined the last night for us was an awful experience at the STK restaurant. I'll save that for a separate review. There are much better hotels on the strip for less money.