Input: What would be an example of an negative review?

An example of an negative review: Had family in town and wanted to take them to one of my favorite places in The Valley. I should have gone with my gut and not taken the 9:15 reservation but they really wanted to eat here. We were seated at about 9:30 and they were definitely not ready for us. We received water right away and then were assured by the manager that we would be well taken care of. We didn't see our waitress for 15 minutes after that. She was good and very nice considering she was our bartender for an hour and a half while we were waiting for our table drinking. We wanted a pizza and they said they weren't serving them anymore? Ordered our apps. and they were good. Ordered our dinners and the Caesar salads came out without dressing. Ouch. Dinners were OK. Just not as good as every time else I have been there. Oh well. Maybe it was too late in the evening.

Input: What would be an example of an positive review?

An example of an positive review: Well, I am clearly not the first to wax poetic about the chicken fried steak here. I miss the signage on the south side of the building with the count of how many have been sold. Once upon a time, this was Lone Star. Then the chain came into town, and the name was changed to TexAz. Happily, that's the only thing that's changed. I've had many meals here - and have never left hungry. Recently, the pattern has been a girlfriend and I meeting for lunch. We have iced teas (since I have to go right to work after), small salads and split a chicken fried steak. The plate comes with corn and a heaping pile of mashed potatoes with gravy. Ohhhh, that gravy! We save the biscuits for last - and smother them with butter and honey - dessert! Everything has always been fresh and tasty. No culinary risks here, and nothing pushing the food envelope - just straightforward Texas comfort food. With some added flair. Cajun/Creole flavors make lots of appearances - and it all hits the spot. The decor can be overwhelming - but there's so much eye candy it's impossible to be bored. Love all the signs and bumper stickers. Most are Texas-centric, but there are artifacts from all over the globe. (Personal note - three cheers for all the Kinky Friedman items!) Good food, good drink, good times - HUGE portions at very fair prices! Oh - and the bread pudding with whiskey sauce is kinda amazing!!

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An example of an negative review: Not much in the way of products, tried their lips balms, Green Beaver was a bust, they no longer carry it, too many complaints. Their Crazy Rumours line is great , their Cheeky line of mineral make-up not so. Best to just keep going in from time to time and checking out their stock.

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An example of an negative review: This hotel MAY be "almost" historic... but the amenity pricing is definitely exorbitant. Sure, the room prices are moderately okay but they never include amenities. Here is my detailed review: Room: Clean, maid service is great, views are swell. I was in a GO ROOM and the noise level was horrible... even on the 28th floor. I'm also not sure why but there is a door that goes to the next room here. I could hear our neighbors very clearly. Bathroom: The water pressure in the shower is extremely low. It takes a long time to shower. They include four drinking cups but the water is not filtered. (They want you to spend $$ on room service.) Vents make weird noises but that may be just in my room, I'm really not sure. Amenities: Although the Internet and Gym here costs $15 and $10 per day respectively it does help to notice that this resort does NOT charge a daily resort fee. However, a cup of hot water costs $7 via room service is not cool. There was also NO mini-fridge, NO microwave, and NO coffee pot. Other Services: The valet is free and they work solely on tips so when you go give them a few bucks if they don't treat you like crap. They were nice to my wife and I. Guest Services: So our adjoining neighbors decided to open their side of the door where we can hear everything they say. I called guest services and I believe I spoke with someone named John (I can't remember) who said, after treating me like a moron, that he would call. Well, we never heard their room phone ring and their side of the door stayed open. Every night we'd hear the neighbors yap it up and every morning hear the guy talk on his phone, "Yeah man! I'm in Vegas! F'in this and F'in that man it's F'in great!" Completely uncalled for. I was also told by GS that 80% of their rooms are adjoining. Please forgive me for being harsh, but I did pay money for this room and I expect to be respected.