input: Write a negative yelp review.
output: These people screwed up our order so badly. We needed some slacks hemmed and we went the extra step and brought in a picture of exactly how the hem was to look and a measurement to use. No brainier right? WRONG! They reversed the order and basically ruined these $160 slacks. How does this happen? Is there such a thing as too much information or too much attention to detail? What language do I need to speak if pictures cannot explain?
input: Write a positive yelp review.
output: Have you had the venison? If not, prepare to see God.
input: Write a negative yelp review.
output:
I had pretty low expectations for this place, which should have helped my rating but it was actually worse than expected. The food was bland and just tasted bad. They give you samples before you order which is a bad business decision on their part because we almost walked out at that. We ordered dishes besides the ones we had samples of and ended up throwing out half our food and leaving. They do have decent black beans but only in comparison to the rest of their food, not to other restaurants that serve beans.