Problem: The man thought that the girls butt would be important instead of her heart, but the

My choice: butt is lifeless.

Problem: Kayla is allergic to ham, so Carrie had to rush them to the hospital since

My choice: Kayla was sick after eating it.

Problem: Jason called the ambulance after Benjamin had a bad car accident because

My choice: Benjamin was unconscious.

Problem: Randy legs were shinier than Craig because

My choice:
Craig always forgot to moisturize after a shower.