Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Q: We come into the middle of an argument on the sidewalk. Both men

A: whisper into each other's eyes.
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Q: Security guards pull them apart. The Security Guards

A: carries the lug butts into the car.
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Q: Later, he lies in the dark clutching the manuscript. Someone

A:
looks at himself as he finishes and walks ahead.
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