Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer: No so much. Really salty food.

Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer: Poor performance and total confusion at the shop. I ordered a cake for my son's baptism. I left detailed instructions, only to receive frantic phone calls a mere hour and a half before the time the cake was supposed to be picked up relaying that the decorator had "no clue" what I wanted. The decorations were very plain, underwhelming. The cake tasted bland and boring, price was absolutely not worth it. Would not recommend.

Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer:
I agree with the previous review that service could have been better, food prices are steep for "tex mex" and there is something just plain weird about wiping your mouth with toilet paper... HOWEVER. If you want funky, LOUD, tequila, and a good time- THIS IS YOUR PLACE! As my (American) sister turned 21 last week and I visited to help her ring it in- American style. We booked a table for 20 people around 9:30. We warned them we'd be loud, drunk, and wanting more tequila. Not only was our table ready to go when we arrived at 9pm; we had a tray of tequila shots before our butts were in our seats. Strong and good margaritas (albeit frozen- not my fav). BEST PART- our waiter was able to keep everybody's tab separate!!! This would be a disaster in the US! He was able to divide all of our pitchers of margaritas between each persons' individual order, factored in his own tip, and sent us on our way! PHENOMENAL for a group this large. My only peeve is that there were no chips and salsa to be seen after I had ordered some several times. Needed something desperately to absorb all the tequila.