Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Example Input: Someone climbs red - carpeted steps onto a podium placed in the middle of the plaza, which is filled with a flag - waving, cheering crowd free from protesters. The balding man now
Example Output: speaks to one taking rally as he raises his hands.

Example Input: Another man steps into frame and begins playing the drums with a woman. A small child
Example Output: is seen speaking to the camera and leads into a boy walking into frame.

Example Input: They share a tender, lingering smooch. Someone
Example Output:
takes her chocolate petal from her.