Question:
Goal: How can I get a long handled match to light candles (Or anything) when I don't have one at home?

Which of the following methods is more reasonable for accomplishing this goal?
Answer:
Take a long uncooked strand of Fettuccine (Or other long pasta), light one end and use that to light wick.

Question:
Goal: how to make hot tea toddy

Which of the following methods is more reasonable for accomplishing this goal?
Answer:
Steep 1 tea bag and 1 star anise pod in 3/4 cup hot water, 5 minutes. Add 1 ounce brandy, 2 teaspoons honey, some lemon juice and 1 cinnamon stick.

Question:
Goal: To make a chocolate milk shake,

Which of the following methods is more reasonable for accomplishing this goal?
Answer:
pour chocolate syrup into milk and vanilla ice cream and then blend it together.