Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A: As others have mentioned the decor here is all Steampunk, which in all honesty. . . really isn't my thing. However, we were in Vegas and looking for something a bit out of our comfort zone. We made an online reservation via OpenTable and had no issues with seating or adding another person a couple hours before our Saturday reservation at 7pm. We were seated in the front of their restaurant at a very large table. Each of the chairs were unique, padded and dramatic. The menu situation was a bit weird as you look at drinks on an iPad, but don't order from them and then dinner is on a regular paper menu. Maybe this is a new technology they are working in but not quite done with yet? Drinks all sounded very interesting, they even have a "Potion Cart" as I have deemed it, where a woman will come to your table and create a concoction of your choosing in front of you. The drinks all included specific bitters and ingredients, that in my opinion didn't drink well. The food items were all very interesting takes on comfort food items like chicken pot pie bites or inside out french onion grilled cheese. Again, in my opinion, I felt each of these missed the mark. Whether it was missing an item or overly greasy. As to be expected, items were also expensive and small. Service however was stellar, very friendly, prompt and patient with our slightly tipsy table.

Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A: Jesus people, it's not a clown car. Look, I like slutty girls and desperate guys just as much as the next guy. I like to be seen and heard. But do you need to casually bump into me (literally) every five seconds? Thanks for making me spill my drink on myself. At least the bartenders are hot and scantily clad.

Problem: Write a positive yelp review.
A:
One of the best production shows ever to come to Vegas. The sites and the sounds will leave you breathless. And, if you're a vocalist, like me, you will get chills at the pure voices and talent of the performers in this show. Absolutely, fantastic. See it before it ends in December 2011!