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An example of an negative review: This place can suck my cock. I travel all over the world, have stayed in hundreds of hotels, and never have I been so frustrated by a hotel. The exterior of the hotel is VERY bland. Looks like a middle-class apartment complex but with 28 floors. White. Stale. Glad it's farther north towards all the shittier casinos where it belongs. Valet services were constructed VERY poorly. You have to walk across incoming traffic to receive your car and there are like two benches to sit at and no place to really stand. If you choose to self-park, enjoy the slowest freight elevator of your life. That is, if you're lucky enough to be there when they're even running. One of the two elevators was out on Friday night. On Saturday night, the maintenance guy was working on it and the other elevator stopped working too. As I had to trek up six flights to get to my car, I was passing dozens of people not happy to be descending several flights of stairs because neither elevator was working. Sunday afternoon, the situation didn't seem resolved. Seems as though one of the elevators was working as a crowd of about 25 people were waiting on it. Love to gamble? First opportunity is hoping to fuck you picked the right check-in line. It's not single-file (as it should be to ensure you get treated prior to the people who wander up ten minutes after you). You walk up, have about a dozen options, pick the shortest one and hope you're not behind somebody trying to negotiate a purchase of the hotel (or whatever else took twenty minutes). Fortunately, EVERY lane seemed slow. Regardless, people who arrived ten minutes after I stood in line kept reaching the desk prior to me. Yeah, that pissed me off. Oh, did I mention they couldn't find my reservation and forced me to call the third party I booked through for confirmation even though I had a confirmation email on hand? Then, my third party (Priceline) told me nobody at the hotel was answering the phone so they could square my reservation. It took me over an hour to get that squared away before I could check in. They also came thhhiiiiiis close to handing me a room booked by a different guest who shares my name. "Your room has been pre-paid by Hotwire. Here are your keys." "Uh, I didn't use Hotwire." Glad I caught it. Then, you are handed your key and, prior to even reaching the elevators, are forced to show security your key. I finally get all my bags, headed towards my room, and now I've gotta stop, drop my luggage, and fish for my key? Somebody walked innocently past as they headed towards the elevators and the security guy SCREAMED at him: "SIR!! I NEED TO SEE YOUR KEY!!!!!" #class #sophistication. Who the fuck is sneaking into the rooms at 3pm? Is that process necessary? Then, the elevator is a hall of mirrors like you see at a funhouse. It's overwhelming. You can't tell which elevators are arriving. And there are like a half-dozen elevators but none seem to ever be available. It's always fun to be the first one to the elevators, wait a few minutes for one to arrive, the one that shows up is five feet away, people who just arrived scurry on and pack it, and you have to wait another five minutes for the next one. To call for the elevator in the first place you have to swipe your room key again and then press the call button. Amusing watching people press the call button repeatedly and getting frustrated when the up arrow doesn't light up until they eventually figure out they need to swipe their room key. Calling an elevator really doesn't need to be such a sophisticated process. The rooms . . . meh. Very uninspiring. Trying for a chic boutiquey thing but it does nothing to impress. Directly above my bed I have a black and white panoramic photo of people in a crowd that look as if they're at a music festival. Um. Okaaaay. And there was a long brown hair on the desk. Way to clean, gang! The bathroom is small and not nearly as nice as most of the 4-star Strip hotels. No bathtub. The TV is a gorgeous flat-screen mounted on the wall but, of course, it doesn't work. Wouldn't turn on this morning. Finally, randomly turned on hours later when I returned. As I was watching football, a message about a loose cable kept popping up so I had to press 'ok' repeatedly to get it to finally disappear. Then the screen froze and it hasn't worked since. I picked up the phone and called 'guest SERVICES' and it just rang for about ten minutes. I put it on speakerphone and just addressed other things til somebody finally picked up. They said they'd send somebody right up. That was an hour ago. It's given me enough time to lay down and type this review via iphone. I have one more night at this place. Ugh : ( Will I be back? I'd rather get shot in the face. Still waiting for somebody to fix my tv situation. Been an hour and a half Just left. Waited thirty minutes in the taxi line. Few cabs go that far North (per cabbie).

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An example of an negative review: We spent $5000 on a TV, surround sound, blue ray, and wall mount. The sales person told us the old wall mount would not work. It actually did. We came back to return wall mount and buy a new kitchen table only to find out there was a restocking fee of 15% for the wall mount. Needless to say they would not accommodate us. Taking our business elsewhere.

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An example of an negative review: AMAZED at how anyone would give this place 4 stars. We went for the Sunday brunch and were extremely disappointed. We opted for the VIP line which totaled 50/person, shortened the wait time to half an hour and included unlimited mimosas. I don't know why anyone would want to wait in line for 1.5+ hours (non VIP wait time) for an abundance of crappy food that makes Hometown Buffet look like Bouchon. I didn't expect gourmet fare, but I expected "good." Everything was sub-decent, so I gorged myself on shrimp cocktail and fruit. The mimosas were in line with everything else, so we didn't even bother trying to get our money's worth with those.

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An example of an negative review: Got the vegetarian pizza. The slice was the perfect size, and cost about 5.50$. The pizza didn't really have much taste to it though. Couldn't really taste any of the vegetables that were on it. Won't be returning.