*Q:* Is Christianity better for global warming than Satanism?
*A:* My reasoning: Global warming happens because CO2 is released into the atmosphere and warms it up. Humans release two tons of carbon dioxide a year. Reducing the population will lead to a reduction of CO2 in the atmosphere. The Christian Crusades caused the deaths of nearly three million people. In 1980s and 1990s there were allegations of Satanic ritual deaths, though only a few cases were substantiated.
The answer: yes.

*Q:* Do the Ubuntu people speak Ubuntu?
*A:* My reasoning: Ubuntu is a of free and open-source software used on computers. The Ubuntu people are a tribe that lives in Africa. The Ubuntu people derive their language from Nguni Bantu. As of 2019 only 10% of households in Africa have a computer.
The answer: no.

*Q:* Is it comfortable to wear sandals outside Esperanza Base?
*A:*
My reasoning: Sandals are a type of footwear that leave parts of the foot exposed. Esperanza Base is located in Antarctica. Average temperatures in Antarctica range from -10.5C to 1.4C.
The answer: no.