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An example of an positive review: Hooray! A sports bar & grill with a decent menu. Can we all get a woop-woop for the tasty ahi sliders? Service is solid--attentive, pleasant and knowledgeable. And the patio, while it looks onto a road, is comfortable and never crowded for lunch. Definitely a go-to spot when you want a solid meal and aren't willing to risk trying a new eatery.

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An example of an negative review: 1 - 5 scale Food: 2 Service: 4 Atmosphere: 5 Service: 5 I really like the decor as well as the staff at La Comida. Everyone was really friendly and the service was excellent, but I wasn't impressed with the food at all. I ordered the Red Snapper for $22 and it over cooked on the outside and covered in salt and pepper. One of my friends said it best: "if you think it's salty, it must have been really salty". I eventually scraped all the salt and pepper off the fish and managed to choke it down with help from my iced tea. I thought the Cheese Fundido was a bit flavorless so I asked my friends what they thought about the meal before I wrote this review. It sounds like I'm not the only one in the group that didn't think the food was note worthy so I decided to write an honest review. The chips and salsa were "meh" and the Guacamole dip was even more "meh". I don't feel the food is worthy of what they charge so I think you should leave it for the tourist and hit Tacos El Gordo or Don Jaun.

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An example of an positive review: Food was amazing, the service outstanding! If you can sit at the sushi bar and watch the sushi chefs do their magic; it's an art form

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An example of an positive review: The many reasons I like brillobox (despite its hipness), in no particular order: - I always, and I do mean always, meet interesting quality people there. My group of friends consists mostly of smart, funny, and all-around rad people that I've shared a booth with at brillobox. - They make a brilliant martini (sorry for the weird Britishism, but drinking their martinis somehow really does make me feel a little smarter and sassier) and at $5.50 they're a steal. - The bartenders are friendly no matter how busy it gets. Go in there on a Friday or Saturday night and you won't find harder working drink slingers anywhere in the city. There's usually only two people manning the bar, but considering how packed it gets sometimes, the wait is pretty short. - Their frites ($6) are shoestring style and awesome; they come with curry ketchup, garlic aioli and chipotle mayo. - The rest of their menu is well-priced pub-grub and the kitchen serves until 11. - The upstairs dance floor and adjoining bar sometimes have a cover for live bands or djs, but it's generally reasonable and on occasion their dance party themes are pure magic (Sweet Lovely Death: A 1970's punk dj dance party, I'm lookin' at you). - The atmosphere is relaxed. There are a handful of giant gawdy paintings that are truly ugly, but they're balanced out by bright-red wallpaper and cute dim lamps that create a mellow ambiance and make it look sort of like someone's fashionable Godmother died and left them all her stuff. - Their beer selection is humongous. So, I guess when I die I'll have to haunt brillobox, but there are worse ways to spend eternity.