Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer: Definitely not as good as Five Guys. The only thing I could taste was SALT SALT SALT... It shouldn't feel like I'm a horse out to pasture nomming on a salt lick after I'm done eating. 30 minutes later, and I STILL taste salt... even after downing two glasses of water. I wanted to give this place 2 stars, and did while I was drafting the review (+1 for the decent enough service), but honestly, I kind of wish I had asked for my money back. This place is more expensive than Five Guys, and I think I'll just take the fifteen minute drive next time I want my burger fix, rather than the five minute drive here.

Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer: So we orginally stopped by the windmill location for a quick lunch, but there was about twenty people waiting at 2pm on a friday afternoon, so we decided to go across town to the new Sahara location since we had to head that way anyway. I gotta say I have been a fan of Bachi Burger since day one, but I really like the Sahara location the best. The actual restaurant is larger and the menu is larger too. We got our fried calamari (which is not on the menu at windmill) and a manga burger. They were both wonderful. I really loved the plantation tea too, which they also don't have at windmill that I know of. Its sweet ice tea but I think it has pineapple juice and mint in it too. We had the pork belly buns too, and they were as good as ever. I know since they had been on Diners, drive-ins, and dives they were gonna be even busier but I hope they are still gonna have room for us that have been devotees since day one.

Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer:
Not as good as the one in New York. The menu is extremely basic, with no extraordinary options. We elected to go with the a la carte menu, since the tasting menu seemed especially uninteresting. For my first course, I had the onion soup, based on a recommendation from our waiter (blanking on his name). It was delicious, even though it was the most expensive soup I've ever had. No complaints there. 9/10. For my second course, I had the gorgonzola crusted filet, and that was good. I use the word 'good' intentionally because although I enjoyed it, it wasn't memorable in any way. 7/5/10. We elected to skip dessert because of how uninteresting the options looked. Service was excellent throughout the night, and everyone was very nice. I enjoyed the night, but for the money, I just expected more of a 'wow factor.'