You are given a review of Amazon's food products. Your task is to divide them into two classes: negative or positive, depending on the content of the review.

This mix allowed my little one to have cupcakes at his second birthday party. They turned out great and with some homemade vanilla icing, they were a hit with everyone! I even used Ener G's egg replacer to replace the multiple eggs the mix calls for. One hint, bake for almost the maximum time on the directions. They come out golden brown and moist.
Positive

For some reason my husband ordered a TON of this stuff for me for Christmas. We live in Chicago & it's cold so I didn't try it right away. I was craving something sweet so I finally made some tonight. It tastes like icy chocolate, & it's a bit chalky. To be honest it reminds me of the old powdered slimfast. I've got a whole canister and 5 packets of this stuff & I don't know what I'm going to do with it.
Negative

Those silly elves...they actually think that cardboard is tasty! Well, we'll see if our bird friends like 'em. Hopefully, they do not pass away after ingesting these travesties of the Keebler realm. I know that I would. The box they come packed in probably tastes better. Give these to your children when they annoy you...they will never act up again, nor ask for ice cream ever again. O.K., I'm done. Update, 9/1/11, 12:01 PM: The birds have not touched them as of yet.
Negative