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An example of an negative review: Citadel "GUN & safe"...... is false advertising.... We googled gun stores and this was the first one that came up, so we drove all the way out there assuming they sold guns and to my surprise, they don't sell guns.... just ammo and accessories... Uhm...... what!?!? why the hell isn't it called "Citadel Ammo and accessories" instead!?!? That would've saved us time and a trip.

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An example of an negative review: We stumbled upon Limon late at night and decided to check it out on a whim. We regretted it. Limon is overpriced, too noisy, too pretentious and has no idea what good and fresh food is. Also, they have giant car and wine ads inside their menu which is the weirdest thing I have ever seen at a restaurant. I guess selling out their integrity as restauranteurs wasn't too difficult. On to the food.. the entree we had, the guacamole dip with nachos. The guacamole has no spiciness to it whatsoever, so while the taste is acceptable it definitely lacks in depth. The fajitas... for $15 I expected something more than what an El Paso Fajitas kit could give me on a tuesday night after work. The flavors were really bland and the ingredients sorely under seasoned. The vegetables and condiments tasted like water and the chilli sauce (which the waitress forgot to bring us at first) had no bite to it whatsoever and once again no depth to it. We spent most of the meal joking around about how bad the place was and how they have to pump "bar music" really loudly so that their customers might forget how they are being screwed and how their food tastes like Uncle Bob's Very Forgettable Taco Night.

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An example of an negative review: Two 16oz coffees = $5.25. Is this Madison or NYC? Whoa.

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An example of an positive review: My story is complicated, but I'll spare you the excruciating details. The basics: *Customer service was initially rocky. We exchanged a couple of phone calls, haggling about warranties and a competitor's tire price. *I finally had to call the customer relations chief at headquarters in North Scottsdale. The results: * Everything was resolved to my satisfaction * I got a new set of tires * I'm now a fan of Discount Tire. What you can learn from this: * Look at that fine print that came with the last set of tires you bought and are now replacing. Figure out whether they gave you fewer miles than they were warranted to give you. If so, you have a credit coming. MAKE SURE YOU DO THIS -- my salesman was going to ignore this part, until I pointed it out to him. In my case, this was worth about $300. * Identify the tires you want and research the price. You can almost always find them cheaper, and Discount Tires pledges it will not be undersold. (though you may have to push a bit to get them to honor that pledge.)