Problem: Write a positive (OPTIONS:
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A: Entertaining. I was in the fifth row (center); glad I didn't cave and get the half price balcony seats. I'm not sure how well those people could see, since Penn and Teller don't use large screens (and have valid reasons not to). The show moved at a good pace and acts were varied enough to stay interesting. Only 2 minor complaints: 1) show was only 90 minutes. I would have preferred 2 hours. 2) Audience participation was not volunteer but rather "called on"; I didn't want to go on stage and worried the whole time that I might be picked to go up. While in Vegas, I saw both Penn and Teller and Jerry Seinfeld. I'd see Penn and Teller again, but probably not Seinfeld, if that tells you anything.
Q: negative

A: Boo on this place. SOOO BOO. Boo, HISS. Yeah. It was as bad as they say. The hubby and I opted for this place yesterday after a survey of the area for other eateries. I wanted to try the Italian joint across the way, but no no, no no, he had a hankerin' for some BBQ. So we go in. I never did get the saw dust on the floor. Is it a clever way to keep from ever having to clean it? Just an aside comment; not really anything to do with the food. While we wait, we get water in mason jars. I love mason jars, so I thought we were off to a good start. But then the cornbread comes, and it was all downhill from there. And not in a good way. The cornbread was cold and flat, and I think it had cinnamon or something in it... Another reviewer mentioned taking lessons from Jiffy Mix.. Well, I have to agree with them there. I ordered the sampler with brisket, pulled pork and a hotlink. My brisket looked like it was on the verge of becoming beef jerky--it was SO dry-looking, my pulled pork looked dry and sullen (as if the pig said, "my whole life has been leading up to THIS moment???"), and my link, while tasty, seemed more like breakfast sausage with a little kick to it. My remedy to make it through the driest BBQ on record? BBQ sauce. Drown it all in BBQ Sauce, and all was instantly better. My two side orders were the never-ending sweet potato fries and the fried corn on the cob. The fries were okay; the fried corn I could totally live without. My husband had the rib eye steak. He ordered it medium well; it came to the table medium rare. And it had the nerve to be tougher than cow hide. The "veggies" were pitiful: onion, bell pepper and zucchini. WTH??? So when we finish, I ask my husband, "one star or two?" He says, "half a star." His half plus my half make one whole star. So there you have it.
Problem: What would be an example of an positive (OPTIONS:
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Answer: We had gone here for the circus when it was in town!! SOOOOO fun the seats were ok and the prices were un beatable! the grounds were clean! i had a very pleasent experience here as well as our friends who came around the sametime :) kinda pricey for coton candy $12!!! well it did come with a goofy looking hat... lol beer is $6 everthing else was a normal price as if you went to anyother event!
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Generate a negative review for a place
Output: Worst service of any restaurant. asked for two cups of coffee , brought one cup, said we ordered two, never came back with the other cup. ordered three dinners, offered soup or salad to only one of us. Mentioned we did not give our soup or salad order, waitress just walked away. Did not bring any cranberry sauce with turkey dinner, asked for some, reply we are OUT.
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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- positive) review?

Answer:
This place is the very essence of 2-stars. The only attribute that could be awarded 3 stars would be the decor. The plates were chipped, didn't feel clean. The food was mediocre. The service was anything but friendly. I can think of no reason to go back, even for a cheap teriyaki bowl. I figure if the more expensive dishes are lacking, the cheap dishes will be downright frightful. For lunch on a weekend it was nearly empty; two tables occupied in a sea of vacancy.