Problem: Write a positive (OPTIONS:
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A: This place was a true gem that I found on my brief stint in Pittsburgh. A bunch of friends and I were sitting at the double tree bar with it closing down and asking ourselves, where can we go now? I friend picks up a piece of paper with local bars in the area and he says "The Hop House, that sounds fun"...I respond "I'M DOWN!" It's hard to find bars that carry a good selection of microbrews and I'm glad the Hop House did. Delirium Tremons and Delirium Noctorum are great beers, but be careful these 10% ABV beers will get to you. Compare to bars in SF and LA, the prices at this bar are dirt cheap. I got smashed at the Hop House...the bartender could use a little pick me up in terms of attitude but at least she didn't kill my buzz.
Q: negative

A: It's going to be hard to write this review without swearing, but I'll get through it. This place makes my blood boil. It fills me with contempt. I avoid going here at ALL costs. It is just about the worst convenience store I've ever been in. In fact, there's nothing convenient about it. It's a veritable inconvenience store. Firstly, it is so poorly stocked. You can never find anything you want in there. I've been in there on at least three separate occasions when they've been out of semi-skimmed milk. Really?! What the hell's that about (hell's not swearing, I checked). Secondly, it is SO overpriced. It's 80p for two onions. 80 pence?!?! That's daylight robbery. Everything is more expensive than normal in here. Eggs are nearly 2 for half a dozen (free range). Finally, the alcohol section is appalling. They sell naff all, and the stuff they do sell is cheap plonk. Except it's not cheap, it's really really expensive. It's just rubbish. Convenience my arse (damnit, I nearly made it too).
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer: Worse than before. Overpriced, and HORRIBLE service. When a group says "We're really thirsty. Could you please bring water while we look at the menu?" You'd better frickin' BRING IT! Our waiter was pushy, rude, and S...L...O...W... When we said that we weren't interested in hearing the specials, he read them anyway. He constantly tried to upsell us. Every order placed was followed by a pause, and "Well, you know what would be really good...?" followed by a big description of a more expensive item or an add-on. The desperately needed water took almost twenty minutes to get to our table. The table next to us, who was seated at least five minutes after us, received their water, drinks, and first course before we even got our water. Do I sound like I'm obsessing about water? In the desert, dehydration is no joke, and it's indicative of the quality (bad - very very bad) of service that we received. The sushi was good, but not great. The main courses were simple but extremely expensive. All sides were extra. We spent about $250 for three people on very basic food and a glass of wine each. Never again. Never never never.
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Output: My second time at Ingo's and it was hit! I love the concept of a gourmet food stand! Quick, easy and inexpensive. We've sat both times inside at the bar so we can watch the action in the kitchen. Great menu and great service. The tuna burger is awesome and full of flavor. Must have the shattered chips! I will be making regular stops here, what a great addition to the neighborhood!
input: Write a negative yelp review (OPTIONS:
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output: Worst breakfast I have ever had. Ordered biscuits and gravy with sausage. Gravy not hot and had to ask for more and still not enough to cover biscuits and sausage. Was not breakfast sausage but some dry beef stick. Never again.
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer:
Mike's used to be a very good restaurant where the food and service were excellent. Recently we had pizza, pasta and salad, all of which were just okay. To make matters worse, the server was surly. The prices are just too high for an unpleasant experience.