You are given a review about a place. You need to provide a rating from "1 star" to "5 stars" for this place.

Ex Input:
This is an excellent mexican restaurant! It's clean and has a great ambiance. The food is excellent and the service superb. The only thing I didn't like was their thin house soup but the other people in our party liked it so it was probably just me. We signed up for their e-mail list and they have done a good job keeping in touch with us. Letting us know about entertainers that will be there and special brunches etc. Definitely worth trying!

Ex Output:
4 stars

Ex Input:
Well, damn.

Until tonight, all of our experiences at Red Robin had been positive. Even at this location, our past meals had been enjoyable.

Tonight, though...tonight left a sour taste in my mouth. That's not to say that the food was bad...it was actually pretty good. But the service was atrocious.

We thought it was our lucky day when we walked right in on a Saturday night and sat right down at 7:00. We ordered our appetizer and drinks. The waiter, Cameron, came back and took our order a few moments later.

Our appetizer came out in record time! We had hardly taken a few bites of our hummus plate, and then our food came out! Like I said...the food was good.

So, where was the horrible service? The food was there fast, hot, and it was good. What could have bothered me so much?

Well, I don't think the waiter said more than a dozen words to us. It seemed like he was late for something very important, and we were his last obstacle to overcome before he was able to free himself from the self-imposed bonds of servitude to Red Robin.

Customarily, the waiter comes around after the food arrives and asks how things tasted. This guy didn't show up until our food was gone, our drinks were gone, and we were ready for the check and couple of to-go boxes.

He begrudgingly gave me a refill on my drink before he dropped off the check. Now, granted, we don't ever get desert in a restaurant...but this guy didn't even give us the satisfaction of turning down his delicious sounding proposal.

The whole process felt like we were imposing on this kid. We were in and out of the restaurant in less than 30 minutes. This guy robbed us of the entire restaurant experience.

If you can't enjoy the experience, then why go?

It will definitely be a while (if ever) before I visit this location again. But I can promise that I'll avoid this kid like the plague if he's still "working against his will" at this location.

Ex Output:
2 stars

Ex Input:
Oh god. Clybourne's = glorified undergrad house party. Seriously, it was like college parties all over again: Shoving through a packed dance floor/avoiding being stepped on by the people shoving through the packed dance floor, dancing awkwardly with one eye on the couple grinding behind you to avoid being hit by their wild gyrations, and weak drinks that you chug in the hopes that it'll somehow make the whole experience fun. I wanted to try out the only other place in the area with a decent dance floor (the other is Soma), but since this place is on campus, I should've known it'd be like, well, a glorified undergrad house party. Which is totally fine, if that's what you're in the mood for (I unfortunately graduated two years ago and so have already had my fill of college parties). Oh, except this party also charges $5 cover.
Anyway, music isn't bad, and there's a pretty cool multi-floor layout with plenty of bars. The drinks though are absolutely pathetic (aka standard for on-campus bars): I was voted "one shot wonder" of my sorority, and the drinks here got me at best mildly happy, and at worst wondering why I paid so much for just juice/soda/insert-mixer-of-your-choice.
So after a night of downing weak drinks, dancing awkwardly, and getting my ass grabbed, I think it's safe to say I'll be sticking with Soma. At least there the drinks are real, I'll be tipsy enough to enjoy dancing on a packed dance floor, and if I must get my ass grabbed, at least most of the time it won't be by guys who're younger than me.

Ex Output:
2 stars