Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer: I had to write about the Orange Tree Golf Resort because I own a timeshare unit there. I bought a unit in 1994, and back then, they were 1 of about 4 timeshares in Phoenix. Now, it seems there are dozens of timeshares in the Phoenix area. Currently, the resort is in the porcess of upgrading all of the rooms, so if you book there, ask for an remodeled room. I haven't seen the newly remodeled rooms, but based on the old style, the rooms are great. The bigest complaint people seem to have about the rooms are the lack of a full kitchen. But keep in mind, the Orange Tree was not built as timeshares, rather, it was a former hotel that went bankrupt. The old units had a "college sized" refridgerator, but the remodeled units will have a full sized refridgerator and flat creen LCD TV. The bathroom is the best part of the units, with a two person water jet tub and a walk-in shower and television. The resort is in a great location, just a few miles from downtown Scottsdale, or about a 20 minute drive to downtown Phoenix. The on-site restaurant and bar are great, and if you are a golfer, the course is fantastic.

Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer: I have experienced better but it was at the Chicago location..maybe because this one is located on the strip they assume people are just drunk and hungover so they will eat anything.. for the most part that is accurate. Especially if they have been smoking cigarettes butt to butt ("butt to butt" sounds funnier than "chain smoking") all night.. I ordered the Cajun shrimp with Garlic toast..super buttery and garlicky and you could tell the shrimp was frozen. My mom got the grilled fish sandwich.. and frowned the WHOLE TIME.. I knew it was over when she asked for tartar sauce.. The server was great.. she kept calling me "baby" though and I don't know how I feel about that.. I'M A GROWN A** WOMAN.. just kidding..but it did get a little annoying..She was prompt and courteous though.

Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer:
Simply good but long lines...