Input: OPTIONS:
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Output: I'd like to echo the advice of another commenter: do not pre-pay. I dropped off a pair of boots for salt removal, new heels, and a polish. I was very specific about the polish, because I wanted them to look nice. When I picked up my boots, I noticed that they looked very dull and there was still clumps of wax on them. When I pointed this out to the clerk, she took them back to the gentleman in the back (the owner, I think). He said that the wax hadn't been buffed off. He gave them a quick polish and took $5.00 off the price. If he had then returned the boots to me freshly polished and shiny, that would have been the end of it. The problem was he gave them a half-assed shine. After sitting for 3+ days with dried wax on them, a quick polish didn't remove much the dullness. When I pointed this out to the gentleman, he said he had done the best he could. Quite frankly, If that's the best he can do, he shouldn't be in shoe repair. I finally just gave up trying to make him understand why I was unhappy, because it was clear he wasn't going to help me, and he was becoming rude and unprofessional. I had made the mistake of prepaying. He had my money and had no more use for me. I think if I had owed him money, he would have taken my concerns more seriously, instead of becoming increasingly snarky and mean. I wish that I had paid closer attention to the other negative review about Ullirch's on Yelp (which also includes pictures) because it closely mirrors my own experience, both in terms of workmanship and customer service. The gentleman who owns the shop is sugar and spice when he's taking your money if you foolishly prepay, but quite unpleasant if you dare to complain about shoddy work. Personally, I don't mind if people make a mistake as long as they own up to it and correct it. It's when you're abusive about your own error that I take offense. If you do chose Ullirch's, do NOT prepay.

Input: OPTIONS:
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Output: The Egg & I is a Johnny-Come-Lately, New-Kid-in-Town version of Denny's or Perkins. I get their MO: Serve up the same kind of stuff and dress it up with a cute name to draw the upscale brunch crowd. Voila, it works masterfully -- you get a crowded place with a long wait for service and if you're really unlucky, like us, an even more Egg-&-I-zingly long wait for your food. My family and I sat for 1 hour, 47 minutes waiting for our order. Kid you not. I know this because I received a text message just before placing our order and the time stamp never lies. The waiter and manager compensated us not with a free entree or a comped check, but with one free cinnamon roll to split among the four of us and free refills of nasty diner coffee while we waited. Gracious. Since it pains me to write reviews like this, I will say the food was OK when we finally got it. Then again, after waiting almost 2 hours, we devoured it like the pack of hangry wolves we were. The eggs could have been rotten and we'd have been none the wiser but honestly, and to be fair, everything tasted A-OK.

Input: OPTIONS:
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Output: I don't even know where to start. I guess ill start by pointing out what I liked. It's nice, small, and cozy. The decor is not cheesy. The service was mediocre. Oh and the prices, they were fairly cheap, four of us ate (no drinks) for about $40! I would like to state that I did NOT have a bad experience with bad service or anything along those lines. Ok now that I've said that. I haven't the slightest of ideas why this place has a 4.5 star rating. If the rating was based solely on price and service then yes by all means this place deserves a 4.5 star review. I'm starting to believe all the other reviews were from friends of the owner or got payed for their review. . We waited 40 minutes to be seated. Our waitress was well average and our food came out fairly quick. There was absolutely nothing special about any of the 6 rolls we ordered. They were all bland and extremely plain tasting. There was no difference in taste from one roll to the other. Even the vegas roll was bland. Its a vegas roll! I have never had a bad vegas roll. My friend and I have never left a sushi roll uneaten, well except from an all-u-can-eat (And thats just because we couldn't fit any more down our throat). We left sushi. We were still hungry but it was just not worth the effort to chew something that tasted like paper. As I've said, if the rating was only based on service and price, yes I would give it a 4-5. But I don't care how great the service is or how cheap the food is, if it taste like, well i don't want to say crap because that has a distinct taste, this was more along the lines of plain cardboard. I recommend you go anywhere else. Tokyo Loby, Yen Sushi, shoot go to Sprouts and buy one of those little premade sushi boxes. Not worth the wait and I would probably not return even if it was free.

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Output:
Fantastic show. Did not disappoint. Well scripted and awesome musicians. Really pleased we decided to go. Loads of other choices but thought the music would be good. Professionally produced. Great entertainment.