Input: What would be an example of an positive review?

An example of an positive review: It has been about been about a month since I visited the Barber at Apothecary. I was in Vegas to hang out with some friends and play a bit of poker. I did really well my first night at the tables and decided to spoil myself with a haircut and a shave. I went with the full package that included what can only be described as a facial, yeah, I don't like the sound of it either but I sure did like the feel of it. Wait that just made it sound worse. Anyways, a haircut, facial and shave for 80.00. OK lets start with the Barber, a very stylish gentleman with a nice personality and pleasantly conversational. He proceeded to give me a very professional hair cut and complimented my hair just enough to stroke my ego but not come off as too obsequious (I heard this word on NPR and thought I have to use it on Yelp). The haircut was very nice and then we moved on to the facial and the shave. I will apologize for not remembering all of the terms he used to explain the process and the types of creams and scrubs used but I will say that it was such a great feeling to be scrubbed and rubbed, lathered and shaved by a true professional. If you have never experienced this I highly recommend that you spoil yourself at least one time to know what it feels like. I would add that if you choose to do it, you might as well do it the next time you visit Vegas. You will not be disappointed.

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An example of an negative review: I cannot believe this place is an actual Marriott property and not a Courtyard or Springhill Suites, which is the designation I think it truly deserves. The pictures on Marriott's website are particularly deceptive for this hotel. The quality of accommodation, service level & amenities is sub par. The hotel itself is an okay property. The lobby is nice & the rooms are acceptable however the pool area is small and sparse and the room windows are not nearly thick enough. The hotel is unfortunately located next to the airport so all day long there is the sound of airplanes and they cheaply did not use the right thickness of windows to block the noise. The service I received was disappointing, and as a Platinum Marriott member I have come to expect more. The lady who checked us in was curt and barely looked at us while checking in. She tried to put us in a room that was less nice than what I had reserved and paid for, and I had to ask for room upgrades (none available...first time that's ever happened to me) & my complimentary breakfast (no concierge lounge on the property) - basically she was not going to offer to me what I deserved. In general the people working at the restaurant were unfriendly. The place is overpriced for what it is. Also whoever designed the hotel did a poor job of situating the rooms & hotel areas to take in the great beauty of the surroundings. Thirty seconds in a car away from the hotel & it's gorgeous, but none of that can really be seen or appreciated from the hotel which is a shame. I will never return to this property and would rather stay at a different hotel in the same area.

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An example of an negative review: If I could give this place no stars, I would. I used to enjoy Flattop, a couple of years ago Flattop really wasn't bad at all! You filled a bowl with vegetables, beans, rice, and sauce. You'd fill a smaller bowl with your choice of meats, then leave them on the side for them to be stir fried into really delicious meal. That is not the case anymore, now you get back a bowl of really BLAND, overcooked stuff. It doesn't even taste like stir fry, just like a bunch of dried up random bits of food. I had convinced my friend to go here instead of Chipotle and then felt really embarrassed when he had to get up to get extra sauce from the station because his food was that dry. The meal was so bad and took so long, the least I could do was pay for both our meals. Never again will I be coming back here.

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An example of an negative review: Disgusting and dirty! Don't go!!!