Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Example Input: A man in gray walks past in the mirror. The screen goes black and we
Example Output: see the viewer scroll of screen.

Example Input: He calls to the Waitress. The Waitress
Example Output: gets up and hurries pass as the waitress comes over.

Example Input: Then the child gradually moves to another bar on the monkey bars by herself and when she gets to the end she steps on the wooden end and then makes her way back to the beginning. Then she climbs her way back to the end and that
Example Output:
helps her stick tube under her arm.