Problem: Suggest a movie title for the following movie plot: Glenn Estate Auction in London. Flynn primps in his tux and struts with a reasonable degree of suaveness. Until he takes a sip of champagne and spits it everywhere. He checks with Charlene over the phone. He's supposed to keep someone from getting a Ming vase -- without going over budget. He gets a call from an angry and increasingly drunk girl, Katie. Mid-auction he gives her another excuse and she says he's given 100. He repeats that and has suddenly bid higher. Charlene calls on the other line, watching the numbers escalate online, asking if he's trying to bankrupt them. A series of twitches, outbursts and accidental bids later and, in an effort to get quickly to Katie waiting in the bar, Flynn jumps all the way to 1 million pounds. Charlene hyperventilates and Flynn gets the vase. The auctioneer congratulates him on appreciating fine art. Flynn picks up the vase and promptly drops it. He picks up the Philosopher's Stone from the shards. It can turn anything it touches into gold, like arm of the other bidder's henchman. Golden fist and others come after Flynn for the stone and a sword fight ensues. They stop to admire the art mid-fight and Flynn checks his watch and goes on to win.But at the bar, he's too late. Katie has left for the airport.Somewhere in the Carpathian mountain range some Russian goons rappel into a castle. They find the tomb they're looking for.Flynn returns to the Library, where Charlene is on the phone, trying to explain that Flynn wasn't authorized to make that high a bid. She starts in on him, but he doesn't want to hear it. And he's ruined his tux. It's a rental.She takes him to the large collections annex, which goes on forever. The library is as big as they need it to be. It's holding Noah's Arc and Judson is testing the Fountain of Youth. They have another job for him, translating a manuscript, and Excaliber wants to do their weekly sword training.Flynn goes a little cuckoo, complaining that he has no life and his best friend in a sword. Since he's been working there, he hasn't...

A: The Librarian: Curse of the Judas Chalice

Problem: Suggest a movie title for the following movie plot: Divorced, ex-rockabilly singer Lynette Hansen [Caroline Rhea] comes home from work to find her 15-year old daughter Chelsea [Laura Vandervoot] on the phone with her boyfriend, instead of doing her homework. Thirteen-year old Adam [Matthew O'Leary] is entranced in "The Return of Count Krelski," and 8-year-old Taylor [Myles Jeffrey] is hiding behind the couch. Ah, the joys of being a single Mom.As luck would have it, Adam's friend Duffy gets backstage passes to the Headless Horsemen concert at Saturday night's Harvest Festival, the very weekend that Adam is grounded for not writing his history essay and trying to pass off some story from the Weekly Secret tabloid about vampire hunter Malachi Van Helsing. To make matters worse, Chelsea (who had a hot date on Saturday night) is also grounded for smarting off. What to do? The solution is obvious--get Mom a date for Saturday night. Where to find a date for Mom with only one day to go? Again, the answer is simple. Match her up with someone from the Personals column in the Weekly Secret. This sounds like a good one: Continental gentleman, handsome, debonair, suave. Enjoys long strolls beneath the full moon. Loves adventure, travel, wild animals, and women who long for romantic nights that will never end. Hates Italian food and turtlenecks. Wolfsbane@netherlink.pro.Adam sends Wolfsbane an email asking him to meet Mom at the Foodmaster at 8 pm. Now to get Mom there. Easy. Remind her how the family used to have chocolate chip pancakes together every Saturday morning. Make her feel guilty enough to go to the store for chocolate chips. OK. Got her to the store. Now to find Wolfsbane. No, it's not the guy buying spaghetti. No, it's not the guy buying the cake that says, "Happy Anniversary." Maybe it's the guy in the long overcoat with the pulled down hat who appears to be looking for someone? He certainly looks like a Wolfsbane. Before Chelsea and Adam can link up with Wolfsbane, however, Lynette bumps carts with someone else--Dr Dimitri Dentatos [Charles Shaughnessy] from...

A: Mom's Got a Date With a Vampire

Problem: Suggest a movie title for the following movie plot: Charlie Babbitt (Tom Cruise), a Los Angeles car dealer in his mid-twenties, is in the middle of importing four grey market Lamborghinis. The deal is being threatened by the EPA, and if Charlie cannot meet its requirements he will lose a significant amount of money. After some quick subterfuge with an employee, Charlie leaves for a weekend trip to Palm Springs with his girlfriend, Susanna (Valeria Golino).Charlie's trip is cancelled by news that his estranged father, Sanford Babbitt, has died. Charlie travels to his hometown in Cincinnati, Ohio, to settle the estate, where he learns an undisclosed trustee is inheriting $3 million on behalf of an unnamed beneficiary, while all he is to receive is a classic Buick Roadmaster convertible and several prize rose bushes. Eventually he learns the money is being directed to a mental institution, which is the home of his autistic older brother, Raymond (Dustin Hoffman), of whose existence Charlie was previously unaware. It is revealed that Charlie grew up as a rebellious child and that following the death of his mother, he ran away from home at age 16 to California where he lived ever since, never speaking to his father ever again. Prior to his flight to California, Charlie had taken the Roadmaster out on his 16th birthday without his father's permission. His father subsequently called the police, reported the car stolen, and Charlie and his friends were picked up by the police. Charlie's father allowed the police to hold his son in jail for two days (the friends he was driving with had been bailed out by their own parents within hours). This leads Charlie to ask the question that permeates the movie: "Why didn't somebody tell me I had a brother?"Although Raymond has autism, he also has superb memory recall, but little understanding of subject matter thus making him an "overgrown child". He is frightened by change and adheres to strict routines (for example, his continual repetition of the "Who's on First?" sketch). Except when he is in distress, he shows little...

A:
Rain Man