Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Input: Consider Input: The two intruders run through a series of identical offices. Someone

Output: chases a handsome bartender, who stands on an icy platform.

Input: Consider Input: Someone sidesteps and breaks the chair over his back. Getting up, someone

Output: pulls off his pajama pants.

Input: Consider Input: She looks to someone who makes no move to assist her. The archives manager
Output: is disguised in his first porcini coupled only dragging him from behind.