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An example of an negative review: When you stay at a place as historied and revered as the Arizona Biltmore, you expect to be wowed. You expect the place to live up to the reputation you and your husband -- both Phoenix natives -- have heard about all your lives. You expect to be truly impressed. Unfortunately, were not. Our disappointment began at the get-go, with the less-than-friendly reception from our front desk clerk. No "Hi, welcome to the Arizona Biltmore!" No "Thanks for staying with us." I don't think she even cracked a smile throughout the entire check-in process. Our disillusionment continued when we received our bill, which included a $28 "resort fee." When we sought clarification, the front desk clerk (not Miss Surly) sweetly explained it was a fee for hotel services, such as phone, Internet, the business center, shuttle, etc. - none of which we even used. Yet, we were expected to pay for them. I think the traditional pay-for-play method would be a whole lot more equitable. Finally, since I had about two hours to kill between check out and my next commitment, I inquired at the concierge desk if they had a small fridge where I could park my leftovers from the previous night's dinner while I shopped in the area. Grudgingly, the man behind the counter agreed to the request. A "Sure, no problem!" would have made it seem like much less of an imposition. Bugged by the whole let-down, my husband called to report our observations about the storied Arizona Biltmore. The manager on duty politely listened and offered a free upgrade for our next stay. Unfortunately, I doubt he -- or we -- will get that opportunity.

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An example of an negative review: We found this place randomly because my mom was craving Pho. For calling itself Pho so 1 (which basically translates to #1 pho), they aren't so great. The soup totally tasted like they were trying to drown out any other flavor with an excessive amount of star anise. I will give them credit for the fast service and the very fresh veggies, but the soup makes the pho, and it totally wasn't working for me. On a high note, they were open early in the morning which is irregular for a lot of pho places, but I don't think I'll be going here again.

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An example of an negative review: Hmmmm, trying to be a vegetarian for the month and, on a trip to Edinburgh was looking for somewhere for lunch. The deli is well rated so I thought I'd give it a go. The food looked amazing!!!! If I ate with my eyes then I would have been an amazing experience ... But let's get down to reality ... There is a limited choice of hot lunches on the menu board and at the time of my visit, parking the soup (pointless waste of food), I was left with different types of burger. So in the interests of comparing like with like, I went for the bean burger as I have more chance of getting those elsewhere than I do something more fancy. It was reasonably priced and there was a good choice of add on items to make it a lunch. But where would I sit ... The place is small. I had ready had to shuffle past a damp old lady more closely than I otherwise would like to have, just to get to the till. There is limited seating but fortunately an empty stool next to the window sill beckoned and I shuffled up next to a damp middle age man, taking up his news paper page turning arm space and close enough to the window to lick the condensation. The food arrived quickly ... Perhaps too quickly in hindsight ... But it looked lovely. Here I stumble upon the main issue. A bean burger is pretty much just that, just mushed up beans ... Hendersons had done well to try and disguise the impending disappointment with spicy red sauce on the side, some salad and a bun that had seeds to make it look like the acne on a teenagers cheeks. But it still tasted like mushed up kidney beans ... Aka DULL!!! The many assorted filo parcels were winking and laughing at me from behind the glass chiller. "Should have picked me" they laughed. But they weren't in the eat in menu and I didn't want to sit in the rain eating cold vegetarian food from a paper bag .... Great reputation, Good location, Reasonable price, small, busy and disappointingly bean burgerish. But from other peoples comments I think I picked a duff choice on a wet day when maybe secretly, I was not enjoying playing at being a vegetarian ...

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An example of an positive review: Never been here with the girls but I've been a few times with my fiance. This place is great if you don't want to deal with some of the bigger ultra clubs. The line wasn't long and I've always gotten in for free and my fiance has gotten in for half price cover, I think $10 bucks or so. Make sure you grab a free pass in the lobby, just strut your stuff and should be easy. It's tiny but has ample room for dancing or just watching drunk chicks make fools of themselves on the VIP tables on either side of the dance floor. The music is great & the DJ was hotttt. Tabu has a wrap around bar and plenty of room to stand and drink. The lower side also had a few chairs to pull up. The bartenders (both male and female) were very nice and poured stiff drinks. The drinks are slightly cheaper compared to other mega-clubs and other ultra lounges (like Blush). The ambiance is cool and refreshing. The back wall has projected images that change colors, textures and pictures. It's a little bit of a trip after a few hours of drinking! I would definitely recommend this place if you are looking for an alternative to a mega-club (ie. Jet, Tao, Pure etc.). Great place to dance and drink. Tabu never disappoints. Check it out if you are looking for an alternative to the usual clubs.