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An example of an negative review: I really wish I could give the LPC a better rating, but it would not be justified. This tiny and super cute restaurant is only about a mile away from me and because of such I have been here about 5 times. Although I could give the restaurant a 3 star, maybe even a 4 star rating on a good day, it is everything else that falls short. I have tried the sandwiches and vegetable variety plate and actually found them both to be flavorful and fresh tasting. However, the service is just...awful. And the most recent time, I would say the service fell short due to the owner and not the waitress. While the waitress seemed new, she was super friendly and attentive. Well, as attentive as she could be with the owner calling her to the back to....? Not sure....I am sure she was helping plate/cook/something, but that would leave the 6 tables or so of diners unattended. The time before we were waited on and served by the owner. He seemed nice enough but also had to keep tabs on the back of the restaurant and would be MIA for long periods of time. There is no way that anyone with an hour lunch break could eat here and realistically make it back to work on time. Finally, I have a hard time using the Groupon vouchers I have purchased here. The same day Groupon was not accepted because they already reached their limit for the day? Hmmm.... Sadly, I will not be giving the LPC another try but I hope they listen to reviews on Yelp and get back on their game:)

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An example of an negative review: The service here is laughably bad. After 3 times having consistently bad service, I don't think I'll be back. The sushi at this location is very hit or miss and the edemame is usually falling apart. I just don't think it's that hard to fake a good attitude and give good service. I guess it's my fault for giving it so many chances.

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An example of an negative review: i wish this thing had an option to vote 0 stars because this place was a piece of shit. The chef looks like a ghetto wrestler who should be fighting on UFC and his dishes are so unrefined, he probably NEVER went to culinary school, or else he used to be a sous chef at olive garden. On the menu, he writes,..."This is how i cook, dont break my balls" he has got to be the most ignorant uneducated fool who got a chance to cook. The service was mediocre, food is WAYYY overpriced. NEVER GO HERE. The food? IT WAS TERRIBLE. I like my pasta "al dente" but he didnt even cook his pasta. The sauce was OK, a little salty, but i couldnt get over the pasta. It was like biting into a straw. This chef needs to learn how to cook pasta. Thats foundation stuff. He SUCKS!!!! FOOD SUCKS, the restaurant vibe SUCKS, and i give it a big FAT ZERO. He needs to go back to wherever the hell he came from, and maybe try cooking again after taking some high school level foods classes. ugh ::UPDATE:: this is what the chef of this place has to say after reading a bad review of his place. Instead of apologizing and inviting me back to redeem himself, he writes... "From user photo Steven M. Sent 3 days ago You obviously have no idea what flavor is.. I'm sure you are accustomed to Olive Garden type food since you seem to be a pro .. However, Cafe Martorano uses only the best quality products... Come in and show your face we will definitely give you a tour and show you products I'm sure you have never seen and with your non existing culinary background I'm sure you cant pronounce "

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An example of an negative review: I'm not sure if I would order here again. The service was really sub par. Who ever was on the phone was rude, the delivery time is slow, the food is okay, the sauce is watery. I'm ordering pizza!