Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer: Great great place! The most underrated part of this place is the garden in back, which is not open too often other than in the summertime. When we eat here, I usually will get the shrimp po' boy, and follow it up with a few Great Dane Scotch Ales, my favorite Madison beer besides Capital Winter Skal.

Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer: So needed a massage and decided to check out Massage Envy. I have a few friends that are members and love it. Not ready to become a member, I went in just wanting a good massage and willing to pay for their service. The location is clean and the rooms are small..bright light, music in the background..nothing to make the experience memorable or a calming Zen moment. The staff was nice however, did not seem to care either way who was coming in and out. My massage was less than great. The first 30 minutes, he "aligned" my back with pressure or what I would call "lets place my hands on her back ..tap certain areas...push in certain areas for 30 minutes..do nothing else" ..no lotion on his hands and when he rubbed I could feel it. I kept thinking..I hope it gets better cause this is what I'm paying for? The second 30 minutes, it was fast rubbing on my back, legs and feet. At least he was using oils or lotion! I felt somewhat relaxed for a short time however, was probably the worst experience I've ever had. Would I recommend Massage Envy, no. I'm not envious of those that pay month after month to be a member and still have to have pay for each session At least I only paid $39 because if I paid what I thought I would pay I would be really upset.

Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer:
SkinnyFats is located in an industrial office area, seems really out of place. The inside has a really fun atmosphere and decor, with a mix of hand painted walls, pallets and bare metal to mix things up. Very much a place for UNLV students to work/hang out. It's tiny, though. You'll have a hard time finding a seat during dinner time, esp. on the weekends. It's open seating, fyi. The menu is split into two sides, the "skinny" side that has healthier options and the "fat" side that is more comfort food. All the items have some kind of unique, gormet flare. Like the choice between sweet potato or truffle fries (fries made with truffle oil and spices). You can definitely tell everything is hand made and fresh, and all items served look as pretty as a picture in a magazine. Seriously, it all looks good. They even have a giant water cooler with fresh fruit cut inside so you can have delicious infused water if you don't feel like buying a drink. The things I'm not fond of: the lack of seating, the lack of diversity in the menu, and the prices. The menu has items like a burger with eggs benedict on top, but that's the only burger. It's not an enormous menu, and a lot of the items included on it are sweet breakfast foods like pancakes. I love the truffle fries but with the menu as it is, I don't feel the need to go there more than once a month. Also, it's very expensive. I'm kinda' surprised by the prices. But still, it's got some great twists on food and an fun atmosphere, so I'm still a fan.