Sound asleep , too , it was , even when I got up to look at it more closely . It turned out to be a common fruit bat , farther north than it should be for their usual range . We do n't have a net , and neither H. nor I wanted to try catching it in a towel , so I called the Humane Society . I shamelessly pretended to be afraid it might be rabid , and they sent someone out within the hour . He had a net , and the bat was duly captured and placed in a bat box , to be released to the wild , the fellow promised me , somewhat to the south on his rounds .

OPTIONS:
- They feel it may violent .
- They feel it may be dangerous .
- None of the above choices .
- They feel it may be a threat to other animals .
Answer the following question: Why are they trying to capture the animal ?

They feel it may be dangerous .

I just woke up from a dream where the treehouse in my backyard ( RIP ) was some kind of government headquarters and there were groups of people taking turns listening through straws to see if they were the chosen ones . meanwhile , while waiting for my turn I was walking through my backyard finding hella quarters . Like , hundreds of dirty quarters were just strewn about my backyard .

OPTIONS:
- They are rambling .
- They are mentally unstable .
- None of the above choices .
- They are in a dream state .
Answer the following question: Why does the narrator 's story seem so bizarre ?

They are in a dream state .

God damn it , it did n't . I could n't even find a stairwell . I ran up three levels -- on the parking ramp -- till I found a stairwell that could spring me out of that horribly hot hell . Once I was outside , I realized I was about a quarter - mile from my car .

OPTIONS:
- I went to my car
- None of the above choices .
- I sat beside the road
- I went back inside
Answer the following question: What may have happened after I got out

I went to my car

Damn creepy looking kid . " I can give you a few names - which one do you want ? " The young man replies with a slight roll of a shoulder ; coming to an easy stop just at the base of the stairs . He falls into an almost reflexive parade rest - feet shoulder with apart , back straight and posture erect - as he continues .

OPTIONS:
- They do n't like their attitude .
- None of the above choices .
- They do n't like their position in the company .
- They do n't like their jokes .
Answer the following question: Why does the narrator not like the young man ?
None of the above choices .