Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: I decided to give this place a try, but unfortunately did not get a chance to partake. After waiting for 15 minutes in the drive-thru line that never moved (literally) I decided to call a spade a spade and left. At other "upscale" drive-thrus (see D'lish), if their drive-thru line is long, a staff member comes out to your car to take and/or deliver your order. The Stand could learn a thing or two about improving their customer service.
Q: positive

A: I love BMG. And I've wanted to see them live for the longest time ever. It could be my inner musician, or maybe a secret fetish for blue men that I don't know about yet, but i seriously sharted in my pant (not REALLY seriously) when they came on stage. I love the style of their shows, their self-invented instruments, amusing and sometimes hilarious skits, and all the nifty fun facts you pick up from the show. My parents, being the conservative asians that they are, deemed that it wasn't worth paying 80 bucks a head to see a bunch of blue men bang on things(not a whole lot of talent involved). they were expecting crazy acrobats and cirque de soleil status stunts. But hell, I wasn't paying, and BMG was friggin' awesome, and I loved it.
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer: I found them to be very unprofessional. I will not use them ever again.
Input: OPTIONS:
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Generate a positive review for a place
Output: here is all japan,very good sushi,i realy like this place specialy the Rice texture n flavor is all ways made to perfection Yama Sam always try to serve the fast is posible one thing i like here u order half rolls to few menu items i recomend let start the cucumber salad n the japonise dressing is excelent, best Dinamite,garlic abacord as well the Tuna was very good, spice Rainbow also the spice Tuna with Abacord on top krispy onion and the extacis dressing wow is good, overall yes go eat there is very good i think you will loved,
input: Write a negative yelp review (OPTIONS:
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output: "They don't need your help. You probably waited 5 min and have now wasted more time out of your life. Armed service people?!? Yea so they can ask for a military discount for not being able to make a real life choice about direction. Take orders as a server , then talk to yelp bout educated disappointments of yours." -CatchM T. First of all this was my experience at this restaurant and I do not need any "compliments" from anyone telling me that it wasn't. Since you would like to know, I've never been a server because I do not want to be one but I'm sure it's so much more harder than being a "armed service people" (as you like to call them). I do however know a thing or two about customer service (my review says the servers were standing around talking to one another meaning they could have easily taken the 10 seconds to walk over and say they were no longer taking anymore customers or whatever the reason was). The one thing people in customer service know is the customers pay your bills! Without them you're broke and out of business! That is why It doesn't matter if it's a $2 check or if business is doing so well that you don't need or care for any new customers, you should always treat the last customer just as good, if not better, than the first. I'm also sure people could care less but I can also talk to yelp A bout any educated disappointments I would like.
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I've tried to like kneaders because everyone talks about it like crazy, but every single time I go I leave unsatisfied and I tell myself I won't come back. The first time I went I found a hair in my sandwich. I understand that things like that happen all the time, but it turned me off. Another time I went I ordered a sandwich and the bread was torn in half making it very difficult to eat. I am just not satisfied with the customer service either. When I have a problem with my meal I feel as though I am a nuisance. I shouldn't feel like that at a restaurant. I will not be going back to kneaders.