input: Write a negative yelp review.
output: I've played this course several times over the last three years or so and it has been going downhill for a while. I played this course on Saturday, August 6th. For starters, the greens were terrible. They looked like they hadn't been mowed all week. The grass on the greens was about fairway length or a little longer. They did not appear to be punched recently and there was no aerification alert on GolfNow either. I teed off around 7:00 or so and it was threesomes and foursomes one right after the other. So, the grounds keepers decide that is an appropriate time to water? Seriously? We hit into water sprinklers on holes 4-9. Every hole! I called the clubhouse from the 9th fairway and was basically told that they were on timers and there was nothing they could do. So, they would rather turn them on during the busiest part of their week and make the customers suffer. That's nice. There has always been issues with their help anyway. Discourtesy and lack of etiquette. Mowing the back tees while you are trying to hit from the regular, refusing to get off the green while you are trying to hit your approach etc. So, today, I figured I would give them another shot. Big mistake. The fairways this time were what was horrible. When was the last time they were mowed? I am not exaggerating when I tell you the length of the fairways was somewhere between the length of normal rough and the second cut. It was TERRIBLE. Plus, they decided to water again while people were out there which really brought out all the bugs. It was the most uncomfortable round of golf I have ever played and I just got done playing 45 holes this weekend in 115 degree heat! They have lost a customer. I will never go back.
input: Write a positive yelp review.
output: The restaurants in this specific location have changed several times over the years. This started out as Sam's American... but now as FIX, I definitely hope it will stay a while. We didn't order too much - but it was plenty of food, and we left stuffed. Hubby had the wedge salad (it was ok). We shared the lobster tacos and the kobe beef sliders. The lobster tacos are fantastic. Fresh chunks of lobster piled into mini (1 or two bite) fried taco shells. Spray on some lime and smother on some guac and it's a flavor explosion in your mouth. I could have eaten 100 of these. The sliders are also yummy. Three mini-burgers with a metal cone of crispy fries. Tender and flavorful beef, grilled onions, and a special sauce. You can't go wrong. For dessert - we shared the warm banana bread pudding with coconut ice cream. Wow. I normally don't like bread pudding, but hubby insisted - and (dare I say it?) he was right. Great hot and cold combination - and bananas and coconut are a perfect pair. Service was good, but not very friendly. We had two servers and neither seemed to like to smile much. The place wasn't busy (yet) but they were too busy to even ask how we were, or how our food was. Oh well. We were too busy eating to talk anyway.
input: Write a negative yelp review.
output:
located inside a very dark & smoky bar it's actually quite unique. private boothes, and lots of seating, movie poster in every booth depict "kilroy" in each poster from godfather to the matrix to get shorty. very clean but very dead for dinner hours. less than 10 customers i'm not sure you can say there was any service. there was 4 waitresses chatting amongst them selves. they did bring us menus,our food & drinks but they never bothered to ask how everything was & when she cme to bring the check instead of asking why there was a whole burger patty on the plate (if anything was wring with it) she simply asked if a doggy-bag was needed-heck no!!! burgers,fries and coleslaw that's all we asked for. the burgers were a little undercooked for some, the fries were crispy & salty(like old-skool mcd's fries) the cole slaw wasn't sweet but was rather good & fresh. there wasn't anything really special about the burgers-they weren't even charbroiled or anything-very greasy & who really eats a poung of "canned" mushrooms on 1/2 pound burger. the buns & sourdough were soggy because of the grease. kilroy's bar-restaurant was once known for what the food network called the "best hamburger in las vegas" they must have visited back before the "smoking ban" and you couldn't taste the food. really nothing special-you think for a dive restaurant to survive in a dead bar you'd have to have great food but apparently not here. the service was terrible-our waitress actually disappeared half way through dinner & we had to track her down for the check. servers were too busy being bored & gossiping. the atmosphere in the diner was really cool but wasn't enough to save the day. the menu was very limited & prices were high for the quality & quantity provided. there are way better places in town. i would not recommend kilroy's as the "best" burger-i wouldn't even say it's a good burger