Problem: Write a positive (OPTIONS:
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A: First time at Poncho's tonight. The four of us arrived around 5PM on a Sunday and it was packed. Waited 20 minutes but got a nice table in the 'living room' (Isabel used her house as a restaurant.) We ordered drinks and got chips and salsa while we perused the menu. Lots of choices but I went with El Crudo Burro. My wife ordered the shredded beef tacos. Our daughter got the shredded beef enchiladas and her beau ordered the chimichanga platter. The El Crudo Burro: excellent. It's juicy machaca beef with a thin, light, and tasty green tomatillo sauce. It is wrapped into a flour tortilla, then topped with red enchilada sauce and melted cheese with rice on the side. Perfecto! Everyone was happy with their dishes (my wife said her hard shell tacos had a hard shell-whatever. Will definitely go back. Yum!
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A: For my 200th review, one of my favorite things! Tom's Thumb Trail is by far my favorite hike. After first discovering it three years ago, I keep going back for more! It is a roughly 5 mile out and back route with some challenging portions and 3,600 feet of elevation gain. Your lungs and legs will definitely get a workout! Starting off, you enjoy a deceptively flat section which quickly transitions to a number of fairly steep switchbacks that lead up and Up and UP. Take time to catch your breath and enjoy the view! What I consider the 'middle' part of the hike is a more moderate section that has a lot of really interesting rock formations, cactus, cholla and other prickly plants you don't want to touch. In the distance, you can even see the Fountain Hills fountain on a clear day. The final portion (before turning back) leads up to The Thumb and requires just a little bit of scrambling. At the top, be sure to touch The Thumb - it is good luck! :) Be safe and bring plenty of water - while the new trail head has restrooms, no running water is available. Enjoy!!
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer: Thank God I'm not the bride. As it was, if the sales clerk had not walked away to never return again, I would have ended up arrested for assault - that's right, I would have beat her up with organza and taffeta and big ass bows. I'm the Maid of Honor in a wedding taking place out of state, with the bridesmaids all over the country. So a chain makes sense, everyone can go in, try stuff on and we are all happy, right? Well, apparently David's Bridal only keeps a dress in stock for a few weeks at a time, as every dress we liked was discontinued as soon as we reached a consensus. Finally, we had the dress picked out, and I went in to try it on. I'm generously endowed up top, and not all dresses are cut for girls with boobs (that's right, I'm willing to admit it.) So anyhow, I should have been an easy sale, I walked in with the model number of the dress, and just needed to try 1-2 sizes on. The girl told me that it was my fault they couldn't find it in better sizes or colors, because "I chose to shop on the clearance rack." Excuse me? As I was standing there in shock, still awed by the gargantuan bitch-tasticness of this little twaddlebag, she handed me a size 20. A SIZE 20. Guys, I don't expect you to understand that, but ladies, I'm a 12-14 - so maybe not empty envelope thin, but still - that was just downright rude. Either the murderous look in my eyes kicked in her fight or flight instinct, or she's even ruder than I thought, as she said "I'm helping OTHER customers" and walked away. I found the dress in the wrong color but right size, tried it on, no help, took my own photo in the mirror (bride wanted to see it) and left the store. I bought the dress online, with a coupon code I found. No commission for the little clerks, and I by the time I shared the coupon code with all the other bridesmades, it was pretty much like getting a whole dress for free. When it's my turn to shop for myself, I will not be counting on David's Bridal.
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Output: Took my 6 year old to urgent care next door to this place. I saw the owners bring the secretary a lunch so I asked her about it. I'm so glad I went there! My boyfriend and I got a to go order(meatloaf sandwich, turkey, cheese, and avocado sandwich, and butternut squash soup). The owner brought the order to me and talked to my son(with his broken wrist). She played with him and then have him a DELICIOUS chocolate chip cookie! I was driving home I reached in and pulled out the buttered bread that came with the soup. It was the best bread I have ever tasted! I live 25 minutes from there, but have to make more trips to the urgent care for my sons injury! I can't wait to go back there! I really want to try everything there! I wonder if they can sell me a whole loaf of their bread??!!!
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output: this review is pretty much based on the eggs benedict alone. i've been here multiple times -- but only for brunch. and each time i am so tempted by the beef tenderloin eggs benedict, i can't help but order them again! they are absolutely to die for! excellent hollandaise, perfectly done poached eggs paired awesomely with delicious beef tenderloin. i also shared the apple caramel french toast once and that is also really tasty. i have never been for anything else but brunch, so i can't vouch for anything else, but i have been so satisfied with every visit here, i had to review it! the place is a little small, so it's probably a good idea to get reservations if you're going for brunch on the weekends. the service is good. the hostess (it's been the same lady every time i've gone) was extremely pleasant and accommodating (even trying to help us find parking as we drove around the square!). four stars for excellent food, good service, nice atmosphere and consistency. i must try this place for lunch/dinner!
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer:
Service totally jacked me. My Cadillac only needed a smog. I spent 4 hours waiting and when it was finally done I was charged 111.00 and told my service engine light was on (was not when i gave it running to service writer who I watched drive it to the smog machine) After the 4 hour waiting for the smog, I was told by the service writer, they smogged and it failed due to engine light on. let me explain, I have been in the automotive industry here locally for over 15 years. I know if the check engine light is on it will not pass smog, so i would have never wasted my money in the first place! After I finished trying to flip the dealership over (with anger because of the lie i had to pay for) a lot porter comes up to me and asked me for a date, seriously??? My failed smog and 4 hours of wasted time cost me 111.00 and the time is not replaceable. I then had to go to a mechanic and get it fixed (he had unplugged a cord). Did i forget to mention when they gave me the 111.00 bill for a smog i never got, they also said I need 3,800.00 of work. Again that was total b.s. i have been in this industry for over 15 years and though i look like a bimbo, I am smart and understand what b.s they were trying to blow up my bottom was just not true. I did not get those "Urgent repairs " done and low and behold My car has run great every since, I guess those urgent issues seems to have been resolved by me driving it an additional 40k miles!!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!!! I know when I see a con like this, i did try to stop payment on the check but they ran it through like a debit card (they probably have a lot of people stop payment so they do it that way to ensure even if they screw you, they still get paid!!!!!!