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Output: I was traveling with a group to Vegas for a conference, and this was the "hotel" that was booked for us. It was paid for by the group, so I suppose I couldn't complain too much. It was a place to sleep. Things I did not enjoy about it: their stupid shuttle system. Apparently this was a source of confusion for everyone. We were first told to call when we got to the airport and they would send us a shuttle. Then, when we got to the airport, we called and the front desk said the shuttles run every hour, 15 minutes after the hour. So we wait for an hour at the airport for the next shuttle to come. It was not convenient for anyone. The night before I was flying out, I went to the front desk to confirm when the shuttle would be leaving. Every hour on the hour, I was told. On the morning I was leaving, I was told the shuttles were undergoing "regularly scheduled maintenance" and if I needed to get to the airport right then, I would need to take a cab. That would have been nice to know the day before when I inquired if the shuttles would be running the next day. Also, the hotel provides a breakfast buffet for $7.50/person. DO NOT eat there. It will literally be the worst $7.50 you ever spend. Let me paint you a picture: gross, watery scrambled eggs (probably not real eggs), hard, lumpy biscuits, sausage of dubious origins, canned fruit (that's right, not even fresh), cottage cheese, yogurt in a hotel pan, cereal, milk, juice from concentrate, coffee-flavored water (if you're lucky), and waffles. Please just walk down the road to McDonald's instead. If you decide to eat at the bar in the lobby, expect to spend a lot of time there waiting...waiting for the waitress to take your order...waiting for the food...waiting for the waitress to bring you your check. Things move at a decidedly slow pace here. Bottom line: you get what you paid for, and that is not much.

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Output: I've been here about 4 times now, and I've never had a bad time! I know it's not the most glamorous club in Vegas, but hey, I'm not knocking any stars without good reason! There is always good music being played and fun people to bump into, from my experiences. All the bartenders I've interacted with are super friendly too! The inside dance floor/bar areas are great but the patio overlooking the strip is what makes this place unique - it's too bad it was closed on my last trip (February). Cold weather, perhaps?

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Output: This place SUCKS. The lady that took my order was not very nice talkative or friendly. I ordered a white chocolate mocha and the lady turns over an ipad towards me and didn't ask me if I wanted to pay cash or cc, she assumed Im just going to pay with a cc, and I thought that was rude. Then on the screen when you sign your signature theres a box if you want to leave tip. Really!!! For the unfriendly cashier. The white chocolate mocha was not made correctly, not sweet at all tasted horrible. I took 2 sips and threw it out.

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It took TWO months, 20+ phone calls and 20+ emails and I finally got my shoes which had glue all over them. NOT HAPPY If you can buy the shoes in-store...good for you but don't expect anything better than CRAP if you need to place an order with their factory. Carlos, the owner is cute and charming but has terrible business sense and lack of honesty. Go somewhere else!