Problem: Write a positive (OPTIONS:
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A: Back Alley Crossfit is changing my life. I decided to see what the fitness fuss was about CrossFit two months ago by dropping by their Saturday 9am class. From the first drop of sweat, I was totally hooked. Where else can a motivated 30-something finally get her baby fat off and start rebuilding her vitality with a fantastic community of support, laughter, and personal coaching? About Back Alley (a member perspective): The coaches and members are dedicated and motivating - without being uptight or judgmental. So, throw away the 'I don't want to work out with a bunch of meatheads' excuse. You can just show up to the workouts, or you can take CrossFit much further, if you want. I never feel pressured to try new stuff, but I always feel supported when I'm ready to go to the next level. Members from all walks of life are at every workout, and every one of them is sweating so hard that they can't spare the energy to stare at your fat rolls, even in the unlikely event that they cared about that. So, you can't use the 'I'm too self-conscious/old/flabby' excuse. The atmosphere is casual and fun, but with that critical element of friendly competition to keep you from slacking off too much. Have problems with accountability? I do. This gym makes me want to go back every time. They are family-friendly, and the kiddos have their very own space so they stay safe and aren't distracting. So, throw the 'I can't find/pay for a sitter' excuse out the window. Don't have time? They do! They have both morning and evening classes. This is one of the biggest reasons I can make 3-4 classes a week here, because my schedule changes a lot (and let's face it, if I can fit the workout in at 6:30pm rather than the 5:30am class, I'm soooo sleeping in!) People always talk about 'drinking the CrossFit kool-aid.' I don't feel like I'm obligated to do anything here. I LOVE doing the workouts, so I go back again and again because it is a great match for me and the way I want to get fit. So, don't worry if it's not for you - but you can't use that excuse until you try it at least three times, in my honest opinion. :-) No, they did not bribe me to write this. I really, totally dig Back Alley and everyone deserves to know how freaking fantastic they are. Hope to see you there soon!
Q: negative

A: This place is barely any stars, the noodles are so bad. I can see them closing down soon if they don't change their menu. Several couples got up and walked out. I had the hand pulled noodles before and this is the worse. Don't waste your time and money here.
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer: Never again. A piece of what looked like slimy buddig (you know, that cheapie "meat product" you can buy for about $1.50 in the store--thin sticky monosodium glutamate stuff) turkey (yes, one measly slice) and some slimy green goo that's supposed to be guac? A couple of shreds of lettuce?Say, WHAT? Ok, so they deliver to the heavily imbibed until 3 AM, that's about the only thing going for this place. The sub I barely ate makes Subway look like a gourmet sandwich. Matter of fact, I could barely choke down a few bites. Where were the ingredients? On second thought, glad there were barely any, as there is no quality of any kind here. Truly, if you're looking for some crap to stick down your trap to absorb some alcohol, go for it. Me? I'd rather stumble into a Denny's to sober up. This was just so, so bad. I wish Jersey Mikes would open more locations. I couldn't make this bad of a sandwich if I tried. People will eat anything. Sigh.
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Output: Have been at this location many times over the past 10 months mostly during the AM hours on Saturday. Service was fairly quick. The fill up on the coffee could be quicker. Food was good and sometimes very good for breakfast items. Look for a generous coupon in local mailers and you'll be hard pressed to find a better deal for what IHOP can deliver.
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output: I am giving it four stars for the French fries with gravy and cheese. They call it something fancy like cheese curds and pourve something. The bartender was our waitress. The small plate of Mac and cheese was nothing spectacular. The mussels were average. The dessert of a berry crisp was very small in size and disappointing. But if you go for just a cocktail and appetizer, get the French fries. It's worth it just for them.
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I've been to many middle eastern restaurants, but for my tastes, Pita Jungle has the best hummus. It is not to thick, not too thin, not too garlicy, not too mild. Every time I go to Pita Jungle, I resolve to change things up and eat other things, but the hummus is too tempting and I normally get a side of mixed beans to round out the meal. Sure, the 1,000 beans meal is great, but it is often too much food if I also have hummus.