You are given a review about a place. You need to provide a rating from "1 star" to "5 stars" for this place.

[Q]: I was so very looking forward to eating here. got a takeout order, ordered the spaghetti with mushroom and bacon cream sauce, bacon date meatballs, and spicy seafood pasta. the meatballs were quite good. the date added a nice sweetness and anything wrapped in bacon is delicious. the sauce was a little on the tangy side. little bit too acidic if you ask me. spaghetti with mushroom and bacon cream sauce was really good. a very simple dish with few ingredients done very well. highly recommend this dish. the spicy seafood pasta was good and bad. I would say the dish as a whole was great. sauce was good, lots of seafood and large scallops. only problem was the mussels were horrific. they were spoiled rotten or something. they smelled like poop. I could not eat it. the mussels pretty much ruined the entire dish for me. not sure what was going on with the mussels, but they all smelled bad. I'm iffy about going back after my experience.
[A]: 2 stars

[Q]: On our second trip to Smalls, we were hoping for a different experience, it didn't happen. Both times we've been, the restaurant has been out of several of the more appealing items. The first time it was super crowded, so seemed possible, the second time not at all, and was just annoying. The food sounds interesting, and does make efforts to be unique, but falls short of the very high prices they charge for such small portions. If I had to describe it, I would call it overcharged glorified pub food. The beer list is interesting, I'll give it that. But just because you dim the lights and turn on dance music doesn't mean you're the hotest stuff around. If I was in the mood for a drink and some ambiance, it would be a good place to start for a drink. If I wanted more expensive food with great flavors I would try out Custom Shop and Carpe Diem nearby.
"You're killin me Smalls!" - The Sandlot
[A]: 2 stars

[Q]: She is sweet, spicy, smooth, and exotic.

But don't talk about her like that, because she is La Santisima, and that means saintly, perv.

To her 16 salsas, I'm forever faithful. I can't even bring myself to eat a shrimp burrito or dogfish shark taco* from anywhere else.**

I swear, I'm a one-burrito woman. Let La Santisima show you the light.

*No dogs/fish were harmed in the making of this taco.
**dogfish shark tacos aren't available anywhere else around here, anyway.
[A]:
5 stars