Question: One more time . I just wrote one long , drawn out post about my breakdown on the Kansas Turnpike . And then had to write it again , shorter , and now again , because I am a computer genius .
Answer: Answer: They did n't like being on the road .

Question: Or well , I was n't physically , but the room around me was . Where was I ? My ears felt like they were stuffed with cotton that was slowly slipping out . A loud echoing sound was trying to penetrate the thick wall .
Answer: Answer: They are passing out .

Question: O.K. I have to say this first : It 's the second time in 13 years , that I killed our home phone . I forgot it outside , and it got drowned in a rain storm . I was amazed that it still kind of worked .
Answer: Answer: I left it outside .

Question: I really should go live in the world I ' m writing about , and bring them with me . Sometimes I feel such enormous guilt . Have I done what I set out to do ?
Answer:
Answer: They feel they have been under performing .