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An example of an negative review: I'm not a savvy business traveler. At least I didn't used to be. I don't lift the bed skirt before going to sleep in my hotel to check for dried up puke encrusted to the bed frame. At least I didn't used to. My second room was much nicer and cleaner. The breakfast buffet included a "build your own, no, actually just go ahead and cook your own - the batter pump and world's most complicated waffle iron is over there" waffle bar which I found charming.

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An example of an negative review: Small. Looked like ice walking. Got there 15 min after opened. Already packed. No real ice SKATING more like ice walking. Don't bother.

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An example of an positive review: The atmosphere is to DIE for, and the crepes are the best I've had outside of France. The pasta dishes are exquisite, and the wine is even better. The servers are very knowledgeable. My server was fantastic, and had a great palette. He even creates and distributes his own line of wines. The freshly grown ingredients really made a difference.

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An example of an negative review: This review is in reference to the new cafe on the third floor of the museum and not to any of the other restaurants, cafes or the museum itself.Granted, it is holiday time and the museum is much busier than it usually would be on a weekday, but what a chaotic scene! We waited for ages in a queue. When we finally were able to access the refreshments and register area, I found no beverages really appropriate for small children - thick, exotic smoothies, or juice water for 2.70/bottle. We took the latter, a bag of crisps and a single macchiato - all for a grand total of over 5. A bit on the steep side I would say. Especially given the fact that we queued for ages, were showered in broken glass when the customer behind us lost the battle with balancing her tray of food in one hand and all her winter garb in her other, and then we had to search for ages to find a table to sit at. We finally had to ask to join an already occupied table. We squeezed onto one chair - my child perched on my lap and my macchiato now lukewarm. If an establishment is going to justify charging 2.70 for a bottle of juice, it can only do so with table service and a table for the customer.