Input: What would be an example of an negative review?

An example of an negative review: Reading the reviews, I get the impression this show varies quite a bit in terms of quality and it seems like some of the filler acts get changed in/out. The version we saw was lousy, unfunny and frankly, one section was just grotesque so we got up and left. *There was actually an exposed male in the act we saw, which was funny the first time they pulled the joke, but not the third, fifth or eighth. *There are a lot of strobe/flash lights that go off pretty randomly. For anyone that has triggers based on light flashes, this is not the show for you. *I can see a funnier, better drag queen for two dollars on Tuesday night where I live, and probably see more entertaining dancing the same night. *We did not see the costumes from the posters -- in fact, there are barely any costumes at all during the balletic/acrobatic numbers. This show would have been much more exciting had there been any sort of tease. *In actual burlesque, there are a couple of versions of the act depending on the audience. If the audience isn't going for it, it gets ratcheted down. In this show, they simply play canned laughter and goading to make sure the show carries on. It was clear we didn't want to see the g-string, and it would have been better if they had a 'backup plan' for when the audience wasn't into it. *The good acts -- the fishbowl, a balletic piece and a tango between a ribbon-weilder and a dwarf lasted less than ten minutes of the forty-five minutes we saw. * Finally, this is the reason we got up an left -- there was an act, about halfway the way through where a woman in nothing but a flesh-colored g-string is doing acrobatic tricks while danging from black ropes to make it appear as though she is fighting with the ropes. The whole time the sound track is her screaming 'no' and yet climaxing. For anyone that has ever been assaulted, or been denied use of their safeword -- that is incredibly unsettling. I don't know who ok'd that act, but it was horrible.

Input: What would be an example of an positive review?

An example of an positive review: Really good New Orleans cuisine at very reasonable prices for a fine dining establishment. Our server, Lana, was attentive and very friendly. And 1/2 price wine in the bar on Mondays! I was just surprised that there was no "barbeque shrimp" on the menu - a staple of New Orleans. If I find it there the next time we go, I'll add a star to my review (provided it's prepared well)!

Input: What would be an example of an negative review?

An example of an negative review: Knocking this place to 2 stars. My last 2 visits have really been disappointing. I think I look pretty normal-ish in my v-neck wool sweater and jeans, but apparently I must look like a bum. Today I learned my lesson from my second visit and got there around 9 am to beat the crowd. I was just picking up 2 pastries to go for Eric and me. I was hoping for the lemon-scented egg bread with lemon curd. Wasn't there. The lady in front of me ordered her to go pastries. Then the cashier decided not to greet me, and then go do other things in the kitchen. After a long wait, she finally acknowledged me and told me the pastry I liked is sometimes made daily and sometimes not for weeks so I can't count on it ever again, and they do not have lemon curd available. I ordered a blueberry muffin and croissant from the case. Instead of just plucking them from the case and putting them in a bag, I had to wait over 10 minutes while they put my order from the case behind real food orders in the restaurant. That makes no sense...there were 4 people behind the counter, can't they just grab 2 things? The previous visit I met Jaime W. and Jessie B. for brunch at 10 (bad time idea). Since in my first review Eric R. and I were told to order from our tables, Jaime and I sat down, but Jessie ordered from the long line which I thought was a to go line. We sat at a dirty table not bussed from the last eaters, and the waitress told us we had to get in line and could not order from the table. After waiting almost half an hour we were allowed to order from the table - Jessie got her food already. I ordered the breakfast burrito and asked for more veggies since I don't eat pork. It was a flat tortilla with practically nothing in it, not even the potatoes it already comes with! They waitress said the potatoes on the menu were a TYPO that they wouldn't fix because the menu is set? Since I asked for veggies to replace meat, shouldn't I have gotten potatoes anyway? She charged me for everything but Jaime only had a bagel and a muffin and she got the muffin for free because it was dry. I think the service here sucks and the food isn't worth being ignored or treated badly each time.

Input: What would be an example of an negative review?
An example of an negative review: This place isn't terrible but....I've had better. The outside is tacky and it was hard to find the entrance. The set up is just weird, its more of a bar than a sushi place. Like a run down bar not a nice bar or even Applebees equivalent. Wait time for your food was long. The sushi fell apart easily and the Crunch Roll was more gritty like sand than "crunchy". They are trying, I will be back in few months to try it again. Hope its better.