Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: The Lavo nightclub is the kind of place that you wait for hours to get into, pay too much for cover, then have to push through a crowd of sweaty guys in affliction shirts and girls that look like Snooki to get to the bar where you pay $22 for a watered down drink. Any women in your party can expect to be unwillingly groped by strangers and any men can expect the bouncers and staff to give them a hard time about letting them in. If stress and douchebaggery are what you're looking for in a nightclub, Lavo is your place.

Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: I was here recently with 4 friends after an Overture show. The food was quite good, at least what we ate of it. On a few occasions the server cleared the plates when there was still food on them. The worst part of our experience was out waiter. One woman is 8 months pregnant and ordered an mojito without rum. The waiter looked at her with the most confused look and said "so, you want it with vodka then?". She finally got it through to him that she wanted it without alcohol. So then our bill came and we were charged $11 for this virgin mojito (the normal price with alcohol). We asked him about this charge and he stated that there was no button for this drink without alcohol and the charge was for the mint and the labor. We asked him to check with a manager, we waited 10 minutes and no manager came to our table. So, we paid and left....angry.

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So, I feel the need to preface this by saying I am originally from southern California. I've been to a ton of "authentic" Mexican restaurants. I'm talking full on Mariachi band, goat burritos, and hand written menus. Mexi-Casa has got to be the "Whitest" Mexican restaurant I've ever been to. Typically Mexican joints that aren't run by people of Mexican Heritage are surfer food, big fat burritos stuffed with everything but the kitchen sink. Unfortunately Mexi-casa does not fall into either categories. I decided to get a burrito, I figure a Mexican restaurant that can't get this staple of Mexican cuisine right is NOT a Mexican restaurant at all. It's hard to describe the flavor of this "burrito" as it's honestly like nothing I have ever tasted before. If I had to describe it to someone, I would say they took a stir-fry, shoved it in a tortilla, poured on some hot sauce and called it a burrito. It's really the strangest combination of flavors I've ever digested at a Mexican place. So, between the soggy overpriced food, slow service, no corn tortillas, and room temperature beer, I don't think I'll be coming here again. Note to the Chef: At the very least, melt the freakin' cheese on the burrito before you send it out, mine was still cold from the fridge.