input: Write a positive yelp review.
output: I rented a 10 person boat earlier this week for a family reunion and had a great time using Skiwi. The boat was great and the walk through was very nice. They did not make you feel like you were asking any dumb questions. I appreciated the life vests that were provided with the rental. I kept the boat past their closing time and when I called to report this I was told to call when we got out of the water as someone would most likely be there. I did and we were able to unload the boat that night - yes, they did charge for the extra time. I almost gave a four star review because we arrived before opening an employee was outside and made no effort to be friendly or even a wave hello. This employee, not one of two from New Zealand, seemed to love his cigarettes more than his job and customers. Good thing the selling and face-to-face are with the others. I left there telling my son that that was an example of what not to do when you work in customer service. I will use Skiwi again and not hesitate to recommend.
input: Write a negative yelp review.
output: Hmmm, good ole Scottsdale! It unfortunately didn't take long to see this particular area as a place pretending to be more than what it is. I don't know what's with this part of the greater Phoenix area but you'd swear they thought they were running at the same level as Vegas BUT without having what Vegas has!!!! Smashboxx is literally what the title implies....A BOX; I've been in studio apartments that almost match the size of this place so I don't know how it draws a crowd. On the west wall there's the ONE bar that lines the entire wall, it's dark, messy, it's horrible once the bar gets crowded. The only way to the dance floor was ONE small set of steps from the bar (maybe there's another set on the other end?). The only way I saw getting to the restroom was to go onto the dance floor and through it which I've never saw before in a club (usually you have to get off the floor to even head in the direction of the bathrooms not be forced to walk through it. Don't know what gets this place so much hype OTHER THAN its location in Scottsdale. If it were anywhere else I'd truly wonder if it would be anything talked about. PROS: Big Crowd DJ Was Good Still Has Life To Draw In The Typical Club Age Crowd (21-27)! CONS: Poor Layout Too Freaking Small Pretentious Crowd Mostly (Trying Too Hard To Be Celebs Walking Into A $100 Club When They're Not)
input: Write a negative yelp review.
output:
I too need to reference the old one(s) because this one flat out does not measure up. I used to frequent the one in Quail Hollow because the pizza was outstanding and the beer selection was top notch. The problem with this one is, that it's just not as good. The pizza recipe has changed, I don't care what they say, it's different. The sauce is sweeter, the crust not as delicious, and for the love of god, please turn the oven down. Every pizza I've gotten here, and I've given it a good 4 or 5 tries, has an overcooked crust that's obviously the result of a pizza oven being too hot. The service is exactly what you'd expect from a restaurant that has a hippy bus inside it and is named Mellow Mushroom, not good. You might be able score some reefer here though, not sure if that's an ingredient you can put on your pizza or not... "Can I get the Maui Wowie with extra Wowie on my 'za.... brah?" The only reason I'm cool with 2 stars is that the decor is sweet and they have those Dyson air-blade hand dryers in the bathroom - how cool are those!?! It does sadden me that it's not better, I really want a pizza place to dethrone Hawthornes.