Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: After reading some positive reviews on this place, we decided to stop in and give it a go. We were the only diners in the entire restaurant, during dinner hours, not a good sign. All of the food was very greasy and tasteless. We ordered cashew nut chicken, after being told it was all white meat, and we were very underwhelmed. It was sticky, tasteless, and the chicken was very chewy. The spring roll and crab puffs were very oily. The egg drop soup had formerly dried chicken that had been reconstituted. Everything we ordered missed the mark. The staff was very nice, and the service was prompt, but we won't be returning.
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A: I'm not going to fall in line here with the 5 star treatment for Del Frisco's. Sorry. I've had a lot of great steaks, and while the 16 ounce prime strip that I ate half of was excellent, it just wasn't one of the best Ive ever had. Del Frisco's seasoning is quite overpowering if you aren't ready for it, and by overpowering I mean--SALTYCALAFRAGILISTICEXPIALISALTY! I tasted all 6 steaks that were served to our table, and all of them were similarly over-salted. I understand that places like this have their "style", and perhaps this is just the way they serve meat. However, for a person who usually gets annoyed with incessant "Mny dnish nis tnoo snalty" type people to get salted-out by his chunk of meat, there must be some salt in that mofo! Four stars are because the service here was awesome. Our waiter was very nice, and extremely gracious. He even hesitated to politely inform us that we forgot to tip him on a $600 tab (we assumed the gratuity was already added...our bad). Piano man with the drum machine and crazy falsetto was off the hook (he even rocks the synthesized horn section... very chic). He whipped out a smooth jazzy version of Ray Charles's "You Don't Know Me" upon request without batting an eye. And the MF'n place gives you all the free golf tees and jelly beans that you can carry!! Damn, I almost wanted to give it five stars just for that! (big golfer here, not so big on jelly beans, but the lady is) Oh, and the lemon cake was bomb. 4 estrellas.
Problem: What would be an example of an positive (OPTIONS:
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Answer: Food, friends, and good vibes is what you can expect from FTF. There are some amazing trucks here and having The Common Market nearby for a quick beer stop is always a plus. I've never had a bad experience and it actually makes me wish there were two Fridays in the week. Why not, right? As far as seating goes benches are provided but they become occupied quickly so I would recommend bringing some lawn chairs or a blanket unless you prefer to stand and eat. If you're new to FTF I suggest following the crowd. Certain trucks have longer lines than others and for good reason. All the trucks make great food but some are just better than others. Parking can be hard to find so I would suggest getting there early to avoid a long hike.
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Output: One of the best meals of my life here. Pork trotters. Ahh. I wish this was served on a giant serving tray. I thought this was going to be a heavier dish because it's fried. The pickled onions and fresh salad made it so light and tasty. I hope it will still be on the menu when I come back! I had the orcecchiete (spelling?) with lamb? I think. It was great but a bit spicy. I wasn't crazy about it but though it was delicious. My previous visit, I had their duck liver ravioli. That that dish you must try. I had the server pick a dessert for me. Budino was on the menu and normally I'd go for that because I love Mozza's butterscotch Budino at home. But the server raves about this fruit salad. I said to him really? Okay, I trust you. I was pleasantly surprised with this "fruit salad". There were berries scattered all over the plate. Fresh, poached, and crunchy. So many different textures. With this berry sauce and ice cream. Let me tell you, because of this recommendation...I gave my server a very good tip. :)
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output: This place fails. Just totally fails. I was forced to eat here one night even though all I wanted was a delicious burrito from one of the -erto's, Betos, or Fiesta Burrito. But no, I was coerced into coming here because they're "open late" and my friend swore up down and backwards that it was "amazing". I really should have known better because her favorite Mexican place is Arriba-really?! I feel bad for her, because there's so much great Mexican food in this town! OK, so they decided to extend their hours, but you know what? THEY CUT THEIR MENU TO FIVE ITEMS AFTER 1 AM! Not cool. Pro: The golf cart that drove us here from Dos Gringos...apparently it's a club shuttle, but has "Julio's Too" written all over it, and the guy driving it said he's work for them for 10 years and that the owner of the golf shuttle also owns Julio's Too. This driver claimed everything here was "delicious" but couldn't be specific about any item. Hmmmm, I wonder if that's because... Con: THE FOOD SUCKED. It was just plain bad. I mean, I eat from some grimy burrito places, and their food is AMAZING compared to the stuff they're passing off as food here. Maybe it's because we went late, but either way I decided to play it safe and order a bean and cheese burrito that I could barely eat five bites of before completely giving up on it. Others in my party ordered the carne asada burrito (oh, I should mention that I was the only sober one here-everyone in my party was absolutely sloshed), and most of them ate all of it, but later told me how bad it was and what a bad idea it was to eat it. They said they would have much rather gone to a good place (which I agreed with!), and collectively we all agreed never to come here again. Next time you see the Julio's Too shuttle driver pass by, ask him for a ride to the nearest GOOD Mexican place! Or even the philly cheesesteak place near the bars which is decent. Just stay away from this place.
Problem: What would be an example of an positive (OPTIONS:
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Answer:
"A 5 star fast food hamburger joint?" Yes. "Named 'In-N-Out?'" Yes. Insert copulatory motion joke here, if you must, but In-N-Out is more than just another euphemism for "the motion of the ocean." It's the best damn hamburger joint on the West Coast. Period. End of sentence. The "double-double animal style" with extra mayo and fresh cut fries cost under $6 and yet are a better meal in my mind than meals I've had in LV for 20 times the price. The fries are hot and crisp, but not hard. They are flaky and steamy starchy salty sticks sent from a loving New Testament kind of God. The "double-double animal style" burger means it has "hand-leafed lettuce, tomato, [two] mustard cooked beef patt[ies]; add pickle, extra spread with grilled onions." [http://www.in-n-out.com/menu/not-so-secret-menu.aspx] Now, that's a nice sized burger. I'm 6'1" and 205 and I left some behind. Not because I wanted to. Kids: listen to Unca Paul on this one. In-N-Out has a funny name and serious food. Not to be missed.