Problem: I'll probably never eat here again.
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Problem: This place is creepy. You enter and pay and are given your utensils. Where you pay is a little island with stuff all over the place inside. I understand they seat you, no one sat us and we found our own seat. So I sat for a few seconds before I went hunting for food. Who ever decorated this place must have been drunk and stuck in the sixties, truly awful. So I went for the food. I started with a salad, how do all of those topping taste the same? I really mean it, how do they do that? The fruit was very fresh and good though. Segue on to the mains, a little Mexican, a little Chinese and all American. All edible but not really edible enough to want more. I did stand in front of the ham for a slice, but the people back there were flipping steaks and look at you and never make a move toward you to carve. It is funny too, they flip and they flip but no one ever gets a steak, weird. Dessert is just pieces of things that look like chocolate or carrot cake, but taste nothing like what the look like. This is a place for folks who want to eat until they puke and not care about what it is that made them puke. Flavour is not a consideration I guess.
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Problem: The owner should be ashamed. I ordered the BBQ pizza, the menu said chicken. It didn't tell you that it was chopped up chicken nuggets. Really? I have never seen this in my life. The crust was tough and chewy, good thing I have strong teeth. Then other family members wanted the "philly cheese steak" Not even close. The bread that they use is good, which is a blessing since thats all you really get. the meat was not steak, it was cheap sliced beef that was dry and tasted strange. I couldn't even see the onions, mushroom and peppers. I thought that they had forgotten them, so I sauted my own and then noticed a tiny little mushroom. I understand that they are located right near the college and most of their customer base is either drunk, stoned or don't know what good food is. This is not!!!!!!!! I'm completely livid, I spend $40 on crap. The only reason anyone ate it was because we were starving and didn't want to cook. They have the perfect name, because this food is like being in hell
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Problem: It is rather unfortunate that Pittsburgh doesn't have ANY privately owned strictly bagel joints. Bagels, in my opinion, are one of the best breakfast alternatives to actually sitting down to a nice breakfast. I want this - being a student, basically full-time server, volunteering - my life pretty much requires a bagel breakfast every now and then. However, I'm in Pittsburgh, where can I go? Eisteins? Brueggers? These place are virtually the same. Panera? I used to work here so not only do I dislike the taste, but I have a natural aversion to eating anything from this place. Bagel Factory! Yes! No...these bagels are about the same you would get anywhere. Just as chewy, that taste of "this is feigning fresh because it is warm and was just heated up, but it's definitely not fresh fresh." Sadly, this is what Pittsburghers must settle for. I we can hope for is that one day a kind Philadelphian or New Yorker will show us the light, and bring us light, fluffy bagels of my dreams!
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