Problem: Write a positive yelp review.
A: Surprisingly charming, MAG succeeds as an oasis amidst the tinsel town glitter. For a Vegas theme eatery, the interior is surprisingly classy and romantic, but the best seats as many have said are outside on the terrace overlooking the Bellagio water works. A supplemental gluten-free menu, which includes complementary g.f. bread with butter and (wonderful!) roasted olives, was most appreciated. The "real" wheat bread comes in a paper bag, which seemed a little odd and out of sync with the otherwise chic vibe. Starter of a frisee salad was a little disappointing, with the greens seemingly undressed and couched on a puddle of water. The rustic country pate was a delight though, very flavorable and on request served with triangles of g.f. toast. The main meals of frites, and steaks, were tasty, though my dining partner's was somewhat chewy though mine was tender. Service was very professional and very French. So if you're not a native Parisian or can't fake the accent, don't look for employment here.

Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A: As a true baseball fan, I can really say that this stadium is awful. Baseball is about baseball... it's not about big plasma TVs, chain restaurants (Peter Piper Pizza, Coldstone, Panda Express, etc, etc), and signs that tell you when you need to cheer for your team. A real stadium is full of fans that are actually watching the game and not reading a newspaper or sitting in the "knitting" section during the special game that gives participants a bag of knitting supplies. Everything at this ballpark is about endorsements, vendors, gift shop sales, and manufacturing the most about of revenue for the least coin. I still go to games for the love of baseball, but since living in AZ, I've come to enjoy real baseball during spring training 100x more than the actual baseball season.

Problem: Write a positive yelp review.
A:
Conditional Recommendation Amerispec employs a wide variety of different inspectors. I've heard both good and bad things about different inspectors and I would recommend against just using them and getting a random inspector. That being said, Mike Hoeser is a fantastic home inspector. I've had him perform two home inspections and he was thorough and professional. He was honest and answered numerous questions. We ended up not buying the first house he inspected based on his home inspection. He didn't recommend for or against buying the house, simply presented the report. Not buying that house is one of the best financial decisions I have ever made and with a lesser home inspector, I might not have made it. He also caught some things that I felt the seller of the first house was being less than honest about.