[Q]: Objective: Keep the floor clean.
[A]: Mop the floor with dish soap and water.

[Q]: Objective: How to remove a blood stain from a shirt.
[A]: If still fresh and wet, soak the fabric in a quart of cold water with two tablespoons of table salt or ammonia

[Q]: Objective: building
[A]: can be dropped on elephants to squish them

[Q]: Objective: newspaper
[A]:
can enclose breakables snugly