question: It 's a fucking nightmare I tell ya . I never EVER thought I 'd say this , but I want the old system back . Of course I want the creators of this new system to be horse whipped at high noon till they bleed to death .. but we ca n't have everything we want now can we ?
Q: What does horse whipped mean ?

answer: Beating a horse with a lash to make it go faster .

question: Finally I was left all alone in silence . Whatever that is . I decided to surprise Brian , so ordered 6 dishes from Mandarin , plus I got free wontons . And I ordered cherry and blueberry cheesecake for dessert . He finally showed up at 6 .
Q: What is included in every order ?

answer: Fortune cookie

question: I woke up and laughed because I was hugging the wall and he was hugging the coffee table . Other than that , the weekend was uneventful . I did n't sit with him at the BYU game , we chatted a bit , but we chatted with others too .
Q: What might the narrator feel for the ' he ' in question ?

answer:
They are attracted to him