Problem: Write a positive (OPTIONS:
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A: I really like this place! Their salads are creative and excellent, soups are fresh-made and presentation is wonderful. This was my second trip here and this time I was hungry enough to indulge in one of their flatbread pizzas at lunch. Because they make everything from scratch, they will let you order as you please as opposed to standard pizzas on the menu. So, we dined outside and I order an Italian sausage, Mozzarella and Mushroom pizza (note: this item is not on the menu), and they charged no premium. $12 to have a pizza as I like it versus std fare! Sweet! The pizza was excellent and I saved no room for dessert. So, I tried a large cappuccino which was also excellent. This is a very good restaurant with a simple focus: Great food at a reasonable price. Be forewarned: they provide limitless homemade, free, focaccia bread BEFORE you eat....you can really stuff yourself, here!
Q: negative

A: We will NOT be returning to this practice. A few months ago my husband went for a checkup and complained of a sensitive tooth. The dental assistant swore nothing was wrong and sent him on his way. Last week he's back for another cleaning. Low and behold the tooth is cracked so he's been living with unnecessary pain because of someone's ineptitude. He was also informed that a piece of filling (which they did not even two years ago) had chipped and gotten lodged in between his back teeth making him unable to floss. The dentist told him he'd need to come back so she could grind out the rogue piece. For what? A cost upwards of $200?! With a $7 dental pick and five minutes, he was able to remove the piece. Simple as that. Where are all the honorable "family practices"? Certainly not here.
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer: I kind of feel like a dick giving this place such an "low" rating because out of the two times i've been here, one of them was an absolute blast and the other time i wish i was dead. So, a fair rating would be more like a 2.5 The Good: They have the coolest spot on the Washington drag, complete with rooftop patio that is completely urban and when CityScape comes to fruition will be the ultimate place to view it. The Bad: However, the owners have completely missed what their target rooftop market should be, and "dumbed" this place down with awful DJs and a projection screen ... not to mention an completely forced "VIP room", which seems more like a holding cell than somewhere to put the local celeb dorks that frequent this place. The Good: The decor and design. The interior is very classy The Bad: Their current clientle has completely missed the point. Tuck in your fucking shirt, or don't, but do it with some fucking style. You look like shit and you're making this fine bar with some massive potential look like a dive. The Good: They have a DJ The Bad: He plays bad Hip Hop/Rap. I don't mean that i hate Hip Hop. The exact opposite, actually. He just plays all the horrible shit. Would it kill you to update your selection from "irrelevant" to "marginal"? How about going beyond that to some indie hip hop like Spank Rock, Handsome Boy Modeling School, M.I.A., or Ohmega Watts? How about something everyone knows dispersed in there, like Common, Jurassic 5, Lupe, Nas, or OutKast? The music upstairs is straight up boring. The Good: You can have a fantastic time here with all of your friends The Bad: You need ALL OF THEM there to make this possible
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Generate a positive review for a place
Output: Ping on opens late, and I mean late. It also delivers to Morningside so I am instantly a fan! We had a large order including crispy duck, squid, chinese greens, soups rice and the whole shebang. I cant comment on the restaurant having only had a takeout but that was tasty and fresh, and not gloopy and MSG-ified in that nasty cheap take out way. Try it!
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output: What a bummer. I came for lunch, and ordered a Hot Hero for something like 7.99. When a tiny sandwich, on a big plate found it's way to my table, I couldn't help but giggle. A little roll, with sauce, a couple slices of sausage, and some cheese. Taste wise, I give this thing a 2.5 out of 5. Portion wise.. a 2.. Service was service. Our waiter had no personality. I am curious about the dinner entrees, cuz that shit did sound amazing. Lunch was wack as f*** tho. I don't want to detour you from eating here, cuz I imagine the dinner is probably decent, based on other reviews I have read. Just don't get a sandwich.
Q: negative

A:
Went here for an Orange Julius. It was $3.50 for a medium and it didn't have any ice in it. It wasn't cold at all and definitely wasn't worth the money.