Here is an email: One day a cat dies of natural causes and goes to Heaven. There he meets the Lord himself. The Lord says to the cat, "You lived a good life and if there is anyway I can make your stay in Heaven more comfortable, please let Me know." The cat thinks for a moment and says, "Lord, all my life I have lived with a poor family and had to sleep on a hard wooden floor." The Lord stops the cat and says, "Say no more," and a wonderful fluffy pillow appears. A few days later six mice are killed in a tragic farming accident and go to Heaven. Again the Lord is there to greet them with the same offer. The mice answer, "All of our lives we have been chased. We have had to run from cats, dogs, and even women with brooms. Running, running, running; we're tired of running. Do you think we could have roller skates so we don't have to run anymore?" The Lord says, "Say no more," and fits each mouse with beautiful new roller skates. About a week later the Lord stops by to see the cat and finds him in a deep sleep on the pillow. The Lord gently wakes the cat and asks him how was he doing. The cat replies better than I could have ever expected. And those Meals on Wheels you've been sending by are theeeeeeee best!!!"
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A: You can see it coming.....
Here is an email: There are several changes to the Direct Report meeting in November. First, the meeting will now conclude by 12:00 (noon) on Friday, November 9. Second, the activities portion of the trip will not be sponsored by Enron....each individual will be responsible (personally) for payment of activity of choice. Most individuals either chose golf or horseback riding.....below is an estimate as to how much these activities will cost. Golf: Green Fees (East/West Course) $155.00/18 holes (Includes golf cart, use of practice balls, club care & storage) (East/West Course) $85.00/9 holes (includes - same as above) (Mountain Course) $95.00/18 holes (includes - same as above) (Mountain Course) $50.00/9 holes (includes - same as above) Rentals: Golf clubs with sleeve of balls $55.00 Golf Shoes $20.00 Horseback riding: 1hour $25.00/person 1hour pkg $35.00/person (pkg includes shuttle ride to stables) 2hour $40.00/person 2hour pkg $50.00/person (pkg includes shuttle ride to stables) mini ride (group only) $15.00/approximately 20 minutes If you have an interest in the spa services that are available, please let me know and I will fax the spa list to you. Please let me know ASAP which activity you choose so I can make the necessary arrangements. Thanks and please call me if you have any questions.
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A: November Direct Report Meeting Changes
Here is an email: Jason Wolfe, At this time we are taking deposits on the all new 2002 Thunderbirds. I have several incoming in the next few weeks. Also I have a sold unit on the premises right now, if you want to stop by and take a look it will be here a for a couple of more hours. If you have any further questions or would like to set up a time to come in, please feel free to give me a call at 713-960-9800 or email me back. Looking forward to hearing from you and Central Ford thanks you for the chance to earn your business. Christopher Hayes Internet Manager
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Taking deposits