And that was despite having sat through that Piaf film at the cinema last year - I was simply exhausted at the end of the screening though you have to admire the woman 's tenacity . The Button Queen was a little sparse looking - guess I was n't in the market for buttons today . I ' m a big fan of Duttons for Buttons in Harrogate already . Too bad that they do n't expand their business southwards .

A: Why is the speaker exhausted ?

Nothing is more disappointing than hearing a gastric bypass patient brag that they did nt have to exercise to lose weight . Its true ; patients will lose weight without lifting a finger . In fact , for many , the lack of physical effort required to lose weight is an appealing part of weight loss surgery .

A: Why did the person mentioned end up losing weight ?

I also regret not going long on gold then , I 'd be a fucking millionaire by now . So it goes . I ' ve been overly focused on Flash as the light - weight design medium , and there 's a lot of great stuff in Flash , but man it 's some bullshit for engineering anything involving extreme process intensity . Hell , even mild process intensity .

A: Why do I seem to believe Flash is not for extreme process intensity ?

I opened it up , not expecting to find anything life changing written on the fortune , and it said , " Try something new . " No joke . So I thought this was a sign that it was time to dye my hair . This fortune made my friends persuade me even more than before .

A:
What is the narrator most likely thinking of doing ?