Problem: Write a positive yelp review.
A: Exactly what I've been looking for in a car wash. Having recently moved out of Tempe, I was looking for a new car wash to go on a weekly basis. And after a few bad experiences elsewhere, this will be my new car wash of choice. - Extremely cheap (especially given the area) - Plenty of different car wash levels - Very quick - Don't look down their noses at you if you get their cheapest wash (sometimes I hate Scottsdale) I need to remember to look into their passes the next time I go in. I would definitely get enough use out of them.

Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A: This club is getting better. It still has a long way to go, but it's getting there. The first time, I went there, was a horrible experience. There were racist woman and bigots all over the place. Everytime I would go up to a female, she gave me a stuck up attitude. There was no vibe, in the club at all. I got no dances and no play. The second time I went, things got better. I danced with a few woman and felt some vibe. I actually had conversations with woman. I made up my mind that I was going to be aggressive that night. My game was so strong that night, that some dude tried to interfere with me, grinding on a female. Talk about a PLAYER HATER. I guess he had to cool me off, because I was on fire. Definitly more vibe in the club this time.

Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A:
WORST RESTAURANT EVER!! Hands down this is the worst place I've eaten at. My friends and I had dinner here last night and I couldn't have been more disappointed with the service. Here is why: 1. Our waiter was a tall, older looking Asian gentlemen and couldn't be bothered with actually taking care of us like waiters are supposed to! Thankfully there were 2 other men that saw his crappy attitude and took action. 2. At the end of our meal, one of my friends politely asked for a box so she could take the remainder of her food home. Our jackass waiter proceeded to put my friend's plate in the bin with other dirty dishes, then put her left-over food in the box and handed it back to her. THIS ACTUALLY HAPPENED. I SAW THIS WITH MY OWN EYES AND WHEN I CONFRONTED HIM ABOUT IT, HE DENIED IT. I asked to speak to a manager because I was so appalled, but all they did was say "sorry." I was FURIOUS about how they treated us like dirty street rats instead of human beings. 3. If reasons 1 and 2 didn't already convince you not to go here, here is another: 2 of my friends had explosive diarrhea this morning after eating food from this place. IF YOU WANT SHITTY SERVICE AND EVEN WORSE FOOD, COME HERE. If you're smart, you will stay away and find another restaurant that is cleaner, less expensive and that has a welcoming atmosphere.