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An example of an positive review: Do you want to be shitface drunk off of one drink and you only have $10? go to Mardis Gras. Their drinks are military grade weapons, that is how strong they are. This bar is unlike every other bar in shadyside. it's dark and it has cool round booths. the bartender should be a national treasure, he is awesome. bring cash, you can't use your card there. Oh--you will smell like smoke when you leave, this place is full of smoke. It's likely the least sexy bar in all of pgh but its one of my favorites.

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An example of an negative review: I'm going to need to find a new sushi restaurant. I don't like the fact they mixed sushi with tapas. If I wanted tapas I would go to Fire Fly. Don't let them try and sell you on the tapas, they are not that good, the beef tapas was very hard and chewy. Stick to the old way of making sushi, don't mix it up. I'll bet they loose lots of customers.

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An example of an positive review: OK, full disclosure, this was my first "spin" class. I'm usually seen on a road bike, and in daylight. The class amazing, the music perfect, attitude great and the work out..fantastic! I will be going back. It was a little difficult to get the 'moves' down that are particular to this studio, but I was told everyone goes through it. Simply put, it was the most fun I've had doing a workout. =) Good job!

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An example of an negative review: I've been 3 times. Each time I got their "juicy Lucy" burger, which has the cheese mixed into the patty and is actually pretty good when cooked right. The first time, it was pretty good. The second time, it sat under the heat lamp for god-knows how long, resulting in a bun that could not be penetrated by mere teeth alone. The third time it was alright again. My issue is less with the food and more with the staff. I sit at the bar, and the only guy bartender I've seen is more interested in chatting up women than actually serving food and drinks. I also hate when a server acts pissed off when the food is served without a condiment that was requested upon ordering. The guy feigned an act of anger towards the kitchen staff because he was inattentive when I was ordering. The first time I had a good experience. The second time I had the previously-mentioned server that sucked and left my food under a heatlamp until it was basically ruined. The third time, the food turned out OK but I had to deal with the same server again. Will not be back.