Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: Oooof. Had a rough time here last night. Here's how it started. I looked at the menu at their specialty cocktails and saw one that tickled my fancy: The Naughty Lemonade, made of simply TY KU and lemonade. We went to the bar, and here is how the conversation went: "Hi, I'll have a Naughty Lemonade." (Waitress scrunches face) "Huh?" "A Naughty Lemonade." "What's that?" "Ummm, it's on your menu. It's TY KU and lemonade." "What's TY KU? I don't think we have that." "It's that green bottle right behind you." "Ohhh, this must be something new." "No, it's been around a couple of years and like I said, it's on your menu mixed with lemonade." (Waitress opens the bottle and smells it) "Do you want to smell it before you try it?" "Ummm, no, I've had it before, that's why I ordered it." "Do you want to try a sip?" "Ok, you know what? Forget it, I'll just have a vodka and Sprite." "Ok, a cranberry vodka coming up." "NO, a vodka and SPRITE." "Oh, ok." And that's just how it started. Other incidents: - We were done with our drinks, sitting there with empty glasses. She comes over and says, "Oh, did you guys want another round or something?" - My friends were playing the machines for a good hour and she didn't comp them any drinks (usually customary if you play the machines at the bar) until they asked about it. Then she said she didn't realize they had played...even though she cashed out their machine. - My friend ordered a Johnnie Walker, and she gave him the JW Black without asking if he wanted the upsell. When he called her on that after we looked at the bill, she said, "Oh, I thought you said you wanted the black." Noooope, never came out of his mouth any of the times he ordered it. By the end of the night, we had about 4 different receipts because we kept finding mistakes with our bill and she had to keep changing it. It was exasperating and frustrating.
Q: positive

A: Time for a brief update. This place has undergone some major renovation recently. They kicked out the army signup center next door, busted down the wall and totally redid the interior. It's now got twice as many tables, a mini dance floor (looks to be probably a max of five people on the floor at any one time before you start bumping and grinding), and a small bar with about three bar stools on the far side. Plus, thankfully no sign of Grandpa - instead, the original guy, a new (young) guy and a new chick were on duty. Kiszka was the same, there's just a little more breathing room inside now. And less Polish newspapers (that I could see, anyway). They have a grand opening soon, where I'm sure beer will flow freely and they'll play that godawful polka music at full blast. Forgot to mention that the first time round.. it's that hilarious "drunken" music that is perfect for drinking games and for swinging your beer stein to. Osh posh, pish a posh, shish a nish a loo.. BLOOAAARGGHH
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer: Saw a concert in the main portion of the Nile Theater in July. People need to know there is no alcohol service in the theater, it is extremely hot with no air conditioning, and the sound quaility is very poor. Go see the bands you like anywhere else.
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Generate a negative review for a place
Output: My husband and I walked by last night and saw a letter on the door... another Mill Avenue establishment bites the dust. That didn't take long.
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output: I come here M-Friday. Parking lot can become a nightmare and place is a little small But I come between 2:00-3:30 maybe till 4 and theres less people. I like that they have a side for only women that's a nice feature for people who are easily intimated or shy. Staff or people that come here are not snobby and bathrooms are clean. i pay 20 a month and no contract I can attend the fitness classes at that price if I wished.
Problem: What would be an example of an positive (OPTIONS:
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Answer:
After seeing the line out the door and seeing other reviews we had to try it. ShackBurger and fries were good. Ordered a root beer float but they were out of root beer. Fun atmosphere.