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Output: Rolled into Vegas for CES and heard good things about this buffet, plus we were staying close by at Bally's and had a coupon for dinner to boot. Looking good, right? Um .. not so much. The food was ok, but nothing remarkable. Crab legs were salty, the prime rib was too far well done, and the duck/lamb/chicken were on the tough side. I did like the grilled vegetables, potatoes, and sides, but I can't fill up on those at a buffet. I was looking forward to the desserts but they looked and tasted like it had been sitting out for a while. Maybe I went on an off night and breakfast is a better deal, but I probably won't be back. Sure, the Bellagio buffet is twice as much, but I'd much rather eat there for dinner instead.

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Output: Since this is the closest grocery store to my house by a long shot, I often get stuck shopping here -- and again this past week the meat/seafood guy who once refused to cut my roommates and I fresh steaks from the case (claimed there was the same thing already out, of course there weren't) this time refused to simply clean a fish. (It wasn't busy, by the way.) Harris Teeter, better get your customer service problems under control at this location.

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Output: I find the service to be poor. Waiters were not helpful, and hardly attentive. Service was slow. They also did not have the usual practice of bringing up the dishes one course at a time. Instead, all dishes were served together, and piled onto one plate. Sauces mixed together and you lose the enjoyment of tasting each dish purely. I will not go back nor ever bring my business guests there again.

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BACON chocolate. Need I say more?