Please answer this: Build a movie plot around this: What does Valerie do on the full moon? Search for a man to spend the evening with.
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Answer: Laura and Leigh Lockwood are fraternal twin sisters who are anything but alike. Leigh [Donna Mills] is beautiful, poised, confident, and has per pick of men for a date. Laura [Patty Duke] is a mousy, shy Plain Jane that most men hardly give a second glance at. Leigh has had her share of lovers, while Laura is starved for a love life.Enter Valerie Steffan. Not much more pretty than Laura, she is dark-haired, speaks with a German accent, and is very assertive and likes to pick up men at bars... many of who were previous lovers of Leigh's. On the night of a full moon, Valerie goes out in search of a man to spend the night with... but she tends not be successful in persuading them to come home with her for the night. As a result, the men tend not to be successful in waking up the next morning... because they are found dead in an alley with large, gaping puncture wounds in their chests... wounds that ooze with spider venom.Veteran police detective Mark Higbie [Tony Franciosa] begins investigating these murders. Asking around, he hears an explanation from a bar owner who doesn't believe what he, himself, saw... a black widow spider fully the size of a human being. Following the trail through Los Angeles, he finds there is an involvement with Leigh and Laura. Digging further, he learns that the Lockwoods's late parents were doing research on black widow spiders... and one of the children was bitten by a large number of them. Then he hears an old Indian legend about a woman with a red-hourglass mark on her abdomen-- just like a black widow spider has-- that in times of stress, turns into a giant spider and kills. Of course, bullets won't stop such a creature-- only fire will.The movie climaxes with the revelation that Valerie Steffan and Laura Lockwood are one and the same. Laura has a multiple-personality disorder; Valerie manifesting in response to Laura's feelings of social inadequacy compared to her sister. Laura and Valerie know of each other, but only Valerie knows how to use Laura's curse. When Valerie is...

Problem: Build a movie plot around this: Who is the physical education teacher? Freddy Shoop

A: On the last day of school before summer vacation, physical education teacher Freddy Shoop (Mark Harmon) is preparing to leave on a vacation to Hawaii with his girlfriend, Kim. Vice principal Phil Gills (Robin Thomas) informs several underachieving students, including easily distracted Pam (Courtney Thorne-Smith); "nocturnal" Larry, a male stripper (Ken Olandt); football jock Kevin (Patrick Labyorteaux); pregnant Rhonda (Shawnee Smith); geeky Alan (Richard Steven Horvitz); dyslexic Denise (Kelly Jo Minter); intimidating Jerome (Duane Davis), and two horror-film-obsessed underachievers, Dave (Gary Riley) and Francis, a.k.a. 'Chainsaw' (Dean Cameron), that they must attend summer school for remedial English.After the teacher scheduled to teach the class (Carl Reiner) wins the lottery and immediately quits work, Gills searches for a replacement among the teachers still on school grounds, but each manages to evade him after learning what he wants them to do. He finally manages to corner Shoop, and blackmails him into taking the job or risk losing tenure.On his first day, Shoop meets Robin Bishop (Kirstie Alley), who is teaching History next door. Shoop falls for her, but she is already dating Gills. Shoop's first day is a disaster. Most of the students do not attend, and Jerome goes to the bathroom and doesn't return. A beautiful Italian transfer student, Anna-Maria (Fabiana Udenio), arrives and will be learning English, much to the delight of Dave and Chainsaw. After the remaining students attempt to leave class as well, Shoop admits he has no idea how to teach them. Rather than studying, he and the students spend their first few days having fun and going to the beach, a theme park, and a petting zoo until Gills finds out.Gills threatens to fire Shoop unless his students pass the end-of-term test. Shoop promises each teen a favor if they study. The kids agree, so Shoop gives Denise driving lessons, accompanies Rhonda to Lamaze classes, gives Kevin football lessons, allows Dave to throw a party in his house,...

Problem: Given the question: Build a movie plot around this: Who does Elmer shoot? Himself
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Bugs Bunny is fleeing from Elmer Fudd and his rifle yet again when he falls through the ground and into a cave. He is surprised, surmising that the cave belonged to Indians at one point. He discovers a large horn with cryptic writing on it. Bugs is unable to read it, but it translates to the viewer as "TIME CAPSULE CIRCA 10,000 B.C. TO BE OPENED 1960 A.D." Bugs yanks the cork off the horn, and discovers a film reel inside. Bugs decides to take the reel home and view it.Bugs sets up his projector and rolls the film. As footage of prehistoric animals appears on screen, a narrator begins to speak. He announces that since other civilizations have died out, the film has been created "to preserve a record of our way of life". We then pan down to a cave, where a hunter named Elmer Fuddstone appears (bearing a very close resemblance to the modern Elmer Fudd) and announces he's hunting the Saber-Tooth Rabbit. The Saber-Tooth Rabbit appears next, jumping out of its hole and munching on a carrot. Bugs is surprised to see that aside from the longer teeth, the STR looks very similar to him. He wonders if the STR could be an ancestor of his, to which the STR responds, "Eh, could be."Prehistoric Elmer attempts unsuccessfully to catch the STR, who finally confronts him and offers to help Elmer catch him. He explains that some day in the future, gunpowder would be invented, and the gun would follow shortly afterward. An excited Elmer thanks the STR and runs to his cave to work on a gunpowder formula.It is not long before Elmer manages to concoct and successfully test the first gunpowder, which is as explosive as one would expect. The STR then goes off to invent the gun, finding a bamboo pole to use for a barrel, and a tree root for a stock. He pours gunpowder and pebbles into the new rifle, and lights the fuse. Elmer takes the rifle and points it at the STR, preparing to shoot him. However, the STR tells Elmer the stock is on the wrong end, and he switches it. The result is that the rifle ends up going off in Elmer's...

Q: Build a movie plot around this: Who is arrested for embezzlement? Ershon
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Detective Allen Gamble (Will Ferrell) is a mild-mannered forensic accountant and was a pimp in the past. Hot-tempered detective Terry "Yankee Clipper" Hoitz (Mark Wahlberg) has been partnered with Allen ever since he mistakenly shot Derek Jeter during the World Series. Allen and Terry receive no respect from the other officers, particularly detectives Martin (Rob Riggle) and Fosse (Damon Wayans, Jr.). All but Terry idolize cocky detectives Chris Danson (Dwayne Johnson) and P. K. Highsmith (Samuel L. Jackson), who are considered the city's best policemen even though they frequently cause millions of dollars in property damage catching petty criminals. During a pursuit, Danson and Highsmith leap to their deaths after misjudging their ability to survive a fall, which causes the precinct to wonder why they did it and who will take their place.Allen and Terry investigate a scaffolding permit violation by multi-billionaire Sir David Ershon (Steve Coogan) but wind up uncovering a much bigger plot by Ershon to cover his losses to his client Lendl Global. Lendl CEO Pamela Boardman (Anne Heche) hires a team of mercenaries led by Roger Wesley (Ray Stevenson) to make sure Ershon pays her back. During their investigation, Allen confides in Terry about how he ran a college dating service in his past, though he denies that he was a pimp. When Allen's life spiraled out of control, he was sent to the hospital where he met his future wife Sheila (Eva Mendes), and he promised Sheila that he would never get out of control again. When Sheila tells Allen that she is pregnant, Allen reverts to his old dark personality, and she kicks him out. Meanwhile, Terry unsuccessfully attempts to reconnect with his ex-fiancee Francine (Lindsay Sloane), who had walked out on him due to his temper.Their investigation comes to a halt when Ershon's attorney, Don Beaman (Andy Buckley), learns of Ershon's plan to cover his losses, leading Wesley to kill him and make it look like a suicide. Angered at their lack of progress, Capt. Gene Mauch...