QUES: I had a flashback to the day UO and I first saw the house ... the renters had put a little IKEA table in the corner , just perfect for morning coffee . It 's hard to believe the real estate listing claimed a " table - sized kitchen , " but it did . Anyway , I ' ve cleaned out about 1/3 of it so far .

Question with options: Why is the narrator getting so nostalgic ?
ANS: They are moving out .
QUES: Well last night , she was cozying up to me while he was sandwiched between last weeks conquests , pee girl and team whore . She gave me her a number and wants to hang out , but I feel really icky about doing it . I feel like he 's probably moved on from it cos he 's fucking other girls , but I know that sometimes when you 're heartbroken you go on little sprees to try and make yourself feel better . The mantra iiiiiis " Bros before Hoes " but Eric Alvarez 101 clearly dictates " any girl is available at any given time . "

Question with options: Why is the man not making a move on the interested girl ?
ANS: He feels guilty .
QUES: When I get back to the laundry area , the cat is now on top of the washer ( Thank God ) . I guess he finally figured out how to climb up the blankets . My brother went back home and I had to sit down and regroup .

Question with options: Why was I so happy that the cat was on top of the washer ?
ANS: She had fallen behind the washer .
QUES: I really never expected to want my camera while golfing , but I wo n't make that mistake again . The wedding itself was a well - planned affair that seemed to go off without a hitch . I managed to snap 300 pictures or so , including headshots of all the guests to go into a guestbook . It pays to bring along your camera ( not like I would n't ) . I wo n't bore you with all the guest shots , since I probably could n't tell you who 90 % of them are anymore .

Question with options: What may I have been employed to do at the wedding ?
ANS:
Cameraman