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Output: I've been here three times, and the staff has been great. Service is great. It's BYOW, so what's my problem??? I really want to like it, and I really want to support the St-Henri businesses, but unfortunately, all 3 times that I have been here, I found the food subpar. The food has been more or less bland, and considering the prices, I wanted my seafood to be phenomenal, but it's always lacked pizazz. I've tried the Cod Balls, the Calamari, Grilled Salmon, Frittata, and the Piri-piri Chicken on my visits. The salmon was overdone, the frittata was ok, and the chicken was a bit dry. It was recommended to me originally by a couple that raved about the service and particularly the food, so I had to go and see what it was all about. They were right about the service, they were kind and courteous. The interior was very large, and the few times I have been there, it had been only partially full, so it was really noticeable how large the space was. It was because of that, that I didn't find the ambiance to be particularly warm or inviting. I'm sad to say it wasn't a hit for me.

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Output: It took me a few years to open my eyes at how terrible this place is. Its always crowded! Even at non-peak times. The staff there is the rudest and not the brightest. I once asked the muscle-y guy at the front desk how many laps on the track make a mile and he replied "Oh around 8 or 10". Huh? Which is it? 8, 9 or 10? And sadly, I think he was a manager. Cleanliness? I don't think so. As other people have mentioned, there's always a stink. Like a combo of dirty socks, sweat and I don't know what! Even worse is the playroom. It ALWAYS smells like dirty diapers! I'm ashamed that I actually left my kid here once. Also, I once got a towel that was completely stained with what looked like womens make-up. When I walked over and returned it to the front desk, did I get anything remotely similar to an apology? Nope. Nothing just silence. This has got to be the worst customer service ever! Finally, one word - FEES! Though it sounds like a deal with a low monthly, there is a fee for everything. There's even a fee if you want to leave! Overall this place is just aggravating!

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Output: Made to order burgers, pure beef with no fillers. I understand some other reviewers about the toppings seeming light but it does have to match the patty/bun. THOSE could be a little wider although there's about 15 toppings that can be added? I like it that it's custom-made and the quality is better than In/Out or McD. Improvements: besides the width, I'd say the bun and fries quality. The combo should be the Hot Dog shop fries (at $5? Ugh) and these burgers. You want gourmet burger go to BRGR; you want a good old fashioned custom burger, come here. Free peanuts too!

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Great food, Great service, Great patio on the lake. The cantina side is where we go, every time we're there. The TV's are kind of small, not placed very strategically, but it is a blast for NFL Sunday. Good drink specials, too. At night, on Thurs & Sat, they have a DJ.