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Output: Yeah.. not so fabulous. I expected a lot more from this place esp. being where it is and the huge crowds trying to get in. $15 for guys free for girls the Sat. night we went with our guestlist passes. Hella drunk asian girls and a bunch of old white men trying to feel on them, no thanks! For a vodka cran and a bud light was $21!?! For what? A bunch of ice in my drink? LOL I'm down with the $1 margaritas from now on because they give me more of delicious buzz and hello they're a dollar! Thanks again bf for coming with me and paying but next time you direct us and we'll find the REAL clubs of Vegas.

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Output: Great ambiance, decor is hip and well designed. Food is nothing special, tastes like every other Chinese restaurant that I have been to. The first older woman who came to our table was less than friendly, actually made us feel unwelcomed. Younger male waiter was friendly, but he kept getting yelled at by the older woman, so that threw him off his game, I think! (All because he didn't ask me for my credit card for the $30 deposit for my Moscow mule copper cup!) Drinks took forever, food slow. Don't go out of your way to get here!

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Output: Holy delicious cupcake Batman! Okay, I haven't actually BEEN to their location, but today, my new office neighbors were gracious enough to deliver 2 dozen of these scrumptious little treats to say hello.. WELL HELL-OFREAKINO! I'm not sure i've encountered a better cupcake (NOT EVEN AT THE INFAMOUS MAGNOLIA BAKERY IN MANHATTAN)! Their was a mix of about 5 different flavors, I consumed 2, within 2 minutes.. Red Velvet, which was absolutely heavenly & Chocolate Marshmallow, I will admit the chocolate was a little rich, but anything filled with marshmallow fluff is A-OK in my book! I think I have diabetes now, sorry Wilford Brimley. Their marketing dept is on the ball with their daily whispers on twitter too, seriously genius! It is taking everything I have in my body and soul not to sprint into the kitchen to try the vanilla that is SCREAMING my name.

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Whoever the manager was on 9/6/14 at 2:00pm SUCKS. He called his one employee out of the bathroom in front of customers to serve 6 people by herself. She worked hard and got the food out fast--awesome customer service on her part considering the circumstances. But WOW. He didn't come out to help her until the 8th customer walked in. I have little respect for managers who boss their subordinates around when in actuality their help is needed as well.