Sentiment analysis: I have been to the DD many times. They host the annual Derby Wedding during RollerCon which is truly a sight to behold! I love that they have pool tables and typical garage type bands here. It can get very loud and very crowded but that just makes it that much more fun! Never tried the bacon martini but have tried the ass juice and its tastes like it sounds..but its their trademark so you gotta indulge. It wont kill ya but you will feel as if your dying. Check out the girls bathroom..a huge mural dedicated to the derby girls..love that! Cheap drinks, music,pool tables! Love that the most!
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positive

Sentiment analysis: Shemps, much like Moe and Larry's Stooge brother, can be found at Les Artistes Steakhouse. Hailed as a premier restaurant at Paris, three of us decided to give it a taste. Food was really nothing to write home about, let alone speak of (agree w/ Jay S. review)... Our party ordered some steaks and seafood, all failing to meet the price / caliber this restaurant is supposed to be measured by. But, the real treat was the piss poor service. Our waiter came by 2x, once to take the order, and at the end to drop off the bill (a true Shemp). And, we were seated next to 5 foul mouthed teamster types on a wanna-be Soprano's weekender, dropping more 'F' bombs that I've ever heard. Shoot, I'm no saint and use expletives when appropriate (pirate bars, alleys, and family gatherings - preferred), but these mother effers took the cake. Nothing beats 5 fat guys circle jerking to the eff word; I digress. Closing thought: Casse-toi, imbeciles
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negative

Sentiment analysis: I had heard a lot about this hamburger place and was very excited to try. Was not disappointed. The burger was tasty and HUGE. I could have split it with someone. And I loved the sweet potato fries and dipping sauce. The seating on the inside is a little odd as we sat at a long bar across from one another but the space is not big so they had to be creative. Wish that the prices had been a little less but if I split it, it would have been a perfect cheap lunch.
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positive