Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: Make sure you ONLY speak ENGLISH at this restaurant or they will throw you out. Racism is alive and well here.
Q: positive

A: Genuine waitstaff... Good greasy burger and fries... Great funky feeling!
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer: So what's up with this place? We came for dinner slightly after6:00pm, and it's not open. The light was on, tables were set like they are ready for business - However, the door was locked-there was no sign as to why it was closed - it's inside Monte Carlo Casino, it also said "open" on Yelp- it would be nice to say somewhere that it's closed so people won't waste their time coming.
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Generate a negative review for a place
Output: I have many time shares that overlap many various organizations. I have traveled seamlessly throughout the U.S. without any issues until today. I have stayed at Inteval International resorts, Worldmark resorts, Trendwest resorts, Welk resorts, RCI resorts, and more. I traded in some points to stay at a Diamond Resorts International resort location, Polo Towers in Las Vegas. I reserved the location months ago without issue. On a Monday, a week before we were to arrive, Ashley from the marketing department/concierge department called me to confirm my stay, accommodations, and to see if there was anything she could do to make our upcoming stay better. I asked Ashley a few questions and she was very helpful. A major question I asked was whether or not we (as a family with kids) could watch the fireworks from the rooftop pool. Ashley confirmed that yes we could. One week before we left, on the Friday before, I called Ashley again to RE-CONFIRM that we could watch the fireworks from the rooftop pool area with the kids. Once again, Ashley said, YES WE COULD WATCH THE FIREWORKS FROM THE ROOFTOP POOL AREA. She even went as far as to suggest that we get up early and get a cabana to the family can enjoy the day even more. This is a week before mind you. We arrive and all is good. The bell staff and valets are very helpful and nice when we arrive early. They get our baggage out of the car and store it for us and even suggest places nearby to hang out while we wait for our room to get ready. We come back when they tell us and wait in the overly long line to check in (even though we already pre-checked in) for 35 minutes. We check in and we are in our villa. The villa is nice and decent size and more than good for our expectations. We get settled in and everything is nice. Then comes Independence Day. I woke up at 5:30am in Vegas. You read that correctly. I woke up at 5:30am in Vegas. I got upstairs to the rooftop pool and brought coffee to accompany me while I sat and saved a cabana by the pool. I waited there for hours while the rest of my family slept because Ashley said it would be a good idea. The rest of my family came up later that morning and spent time at the pool (3' and pretty damn cold) and jacuzzi (not very hot). We spent all day there and had a blast. The view was perfect for the fireworks that were coming (Mandalay Bay Hotel and Flamingo Hilton and more) because we could see all hotels perfectly from our rooftop oasis. Then it all came crashing to an abrupt halt. Security came through and told us that we couldn't be in the pool area after 5pm unless we were grilling and everyone in our party was over 13 years old. My kids are 9, 5, and 1. We had to go. I informed them of what Ashley told me TWICE. It didn't matter. I called the security office and asked to speak to a supervisor or manager. I got a lackey who listened to my grievances and was understanding but said that all he knew was that 5pm was the rules...no matter what. The manager/supervisor I asked to return my call never happened. Soon after, Carlos from the front desk called my cell phone to say that he heard about my "situation" from security and told me that this was all a misunderstanding on my part. Nice right. Customer service matters a lot at Polo Towers. I regurgitated my information from Ashley in marketing/concierge and what she recommended and my response was that I was misunderstood. I was misunderstanding the situation even though I checked and double checked. Carlos was NO HELP AT ALL. He merely stated that he was sorry that I was unhappy and that was it. No attempt to rectify the situation or offer any suggestions to help save the now ruined 4th of July. My kids don't understand that we had to leave. They don't understand that we were lied to. They don't understand that we were misled. All they understand is that we didn't get to see the fireworks. No fireworks. Nothing else. Polo Towers screwed my family out of their Independence Day. This was supposed to be a great experience and it didn't happen. Instead, we spent the night walking the insanely crowded Las Vegas Strip with three kids who kept asking, "Why can't we stay at the pool, Daddy?" Try explaining this to kids who had their hearts set on watching fireworks from a rooftop because their Dad said they would. I sincerely recommend that everyone boycott Polo Towers in Las Vegas. Diamond Resorts International and Polo Towers do not have their shit together and could honestly care less about anyone, especially kids on major holidays. Not cool.
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output: I used a groupon on Valentines day for $79.00 for cut, special conditioning treatment and full highlights.I saw Karly. I gave her a picture of exactly the color I wanted and the cut. She bleached my highlights in and rubbed in the color I wanted for the highlights. I'm not sure maybe she didn't leave it in long enough but I didn't end up with the red highlights I wanted, just blonde highlights. Just so I am clear I left the salon with red tinted highlights, waited two days to wash with aveda shampoo and conditioned...and had blonde highlights two days after. I have never had this happen at any other aveda salon and I have been to many here in Vegas for the same service. I never received any special conditioning treatment. Believe me if I could post the picture of what I wanted and what I got you would think twice about venturing to this salon....even with a groupon! I have always loved the aveda salon in the green valley district and will just stick with what I know from now on.
Problem: What would be an example of an positive (OPTIONS:
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Answer:
This is everything Quizno's grew up aspiring to be. Too bad for us, Quizno's suffers from type A retardation. The Full Montagu has turkey, roast beef and is held together very nicely by cheese and it's fantastic toasted bread. The tomato soup will warm your soul after losing Jr.'s college fund on the Baccarat table. It's like Spaghetti-O's minus the O's, which I am fond of. They throw croutons in there to sweeten the deal. Luckily, I had not yet began binge drinking and was able to read up on some world history. This Earl dude (maybe his name was John), invented the sandwich during a card game in jolly old England. I always thought the sandwich was an American invention. It's Brit. Damn you, history. Damn you for opening my eyes to the truth. And now for your sandwich tip (yeah baby, tip) of the day. Their HP steak sauce would make anything better. If you douse your TV with it, it might stop you from putting your foot through your LCD when Oprah is on. By the way, it's Canadian. Have you noticed how our friend, the sandwich has been hiding behind a wall of deceit? Perhaps it's all for the best that there aren't many Earl of Sandwiches around. I wouldn't want Billy Bob's world to implode when he finds out that his fried bologna sandwich on crust-less off brand bread came from overseas. http://www.yelp.com/biz_photos/DkYS3arLOhA8si5uUEmHOw?select=f87flydbA6bnMIEZXqQuww Now. Time to get outta bed and onto a chair at the 3 Card Poker table.