Sentiment analysis: On a recent breakfast outing, we ventured up 7th Avenue to try the recently opened Two Hippies Breakfast Joint. The concept is the newest of the Two Hippies ventures, which seem to be popping up all over midtown. Breakfast offerings include standards like French toast and waffles, a coconut-crusted hot jam sandwich, and breakfast bowls. Lunch selections include burgers, sandwiches, hot dogs, and salads. Also available are vegan smoothies, an array of flavored lemonades, and the ever present soda fountain. The breakfast bowl sounds pretty impressive- 3 eggs scrambled with a choice of 6 toppings selected from an extensive list of cheeses, veggies, sauces, and meats- but fell short of expectations. Three of us ordered the bowls, which come with Texas Toast and hash browns, and none of us were impressed. Sure, the scrambled egg mess was tasty, but the potatoes were bland, cubed, and definitely not hash browns. In short, the bowl is nothing special and it could have been done better at home. Two Hippies do a few things right- the prices, the flavored lemonades, the waffle, and the mere existence of fried pickles on the menu. Unfortunately, there are so many more things that they need to improve here. The menu clearly states that lunch is served all day, but a request for lunch items was refused. All orders are packaged in to-go boxes, which is extremely wasteful. The dining area is so cluttered that it borders on claustrophobic. No credit/debit cards are accepted. Maybe they are still working out the kinks, which would explain things like messing up my order and taking ten minutes to find a knife for a customer. The verdict? Two Hippies should have stuck with burgers and tacos. Breakfast is just not their forte.
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Sentiment analysis: Saw Louis CK on Friday night. I got there an hour early as advised by people here and parked in the west lot right in front of the exit gate. The first thing I noticed is that there were at least two ways to enter the building, which was nice as the lines to get in were short. Once inside I noticed how small the venue was which was nice, as every seat in the house was good. Yes, the seats are fairly small and the legroom wasn't great, but that didn't really take much away from the experience. The stage didn't revolve as was mentioned but Louis walked around so he was facing me much of the time it seemed...maybe cause the HBO cameras were near where I was sitting. After the show I walked to my car and was out of the lot immediately.
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positive

Sentiment analysis: we had a car and gf wanted to try a breakfast place because she needs her french toast. probably a 15min drive from the strip i ordered the waffle, light and crispy. was hoping it was a little bit more dense. came with 2 bacons gf wanted the french toast but she decided to go with the banana bread french toast she liked it alot but couldnt finish it because it was too dense. so of course i had to finish it i ordered a side corn beef hash. pretty damn good. had a southern twist to it when they added some peppers to it. not the typical type of corn beef from a can. pretty damn good hash i have to say left very satisfied. great portions, reasonable price and a plus, had 80's lite rock playing on the radio. SWEET!
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positive