Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: I hired Scott, The Eviction King, to evict the previous owners after I bought a house at foreclosure auction. He not only filed the wrong papers completely, but when I asked him about it he cussed me out and yelled at me. He claimed I filed the wrong papers or didn't file a 30 day notice. This man obviously does not know how to handle foreclosure evictions. He made me look like a fool in court because the wrong papers were filed. Save your money and file yourself, 1st floor information desk at the courthouse will tell you more than this guy can.
Q: positive

A: So what's the big deal about this place?? Well I was about to find out. By the time I placed and paid for my order I just took two quick steps to pick it up and BAM there was my sandwich! Woah freaked me out Jimmy J! No joke, that FAST! Prices was super reasonable. Most are under five bucks for a sandwich. Ordering is really easy. There is menu above the counter and for us losing our eyesight there is a HUGE menu on the wall you can easily read. Sandwiches are divided by Subs and Clubs and numbered. And for the picky eaters like Mr. B who likes just meat and bread (no veggies & sauce) in their sandwiches they have Plain Slims,tell them you want Slim #1,2, etc. from the Sub side of the menu. Those sandwiches set you back just $3.75. The UNwiches - Love the fact you can get any of their sandwiches listed on the menu wrapped in lettuce. The lettuce wrap was crisp, cold and held up my #3 Turkey Tom Unwich pretty well. Ratio of bread/lettuce wrap meat, cheese, veggies and condiment was just right amount. Serving size for the 8" orders we had were just enough for us. Quality and taste was pretty good. The turkey was pretty lean and so was the smoked ham meats in Mr. B's order. Everything was fresh and well chilled. Minus Stars for: no hot sandwiches...but then again that takes longer to make and then it wouldn't be freaky fast now would it? ...and also they still list Alfalfa sprouts on their sandwiches but due to recall they no longer put them on. Pssst Jimmy J...get a black marker and black out the word "Alfalfa Sprouts" from your menu. You can dine in. The place is small but they manage to squeeze in a bunch of booths that sit two people and there are high table and chairs in the back area. Also outdoors shaded area with 2 sets of patio table and chairs. Service not only freaky fast but friendly as well. Before we stepped in, one of the employees came out to let us know they had a bunch of soccer teams who cleaned them out of bread! They were baking some more and it would take another twenty minutes for it. No big deal, went and did some shopping at Target and came back...and the employee didn't charge us for drinks for the inconvenience. That was cool. Happy to add JJ's as another go to lunch spot!
Problem: What would be an example of an positive (OPTIONS:
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Answer: After an unfortunate go-round with another shoe repair shop left me out $15 and with still-slippery heels (please reference http://www.yelp.com/biz/colonnade-shoe-shop-and-repair-phoenix#hrid:6-s_6CEptI5hsNspo_2tTg/src:self), I brought the culprits to Tony's Shoe Repair based on a recommendation from the Holiest Shoe Mecca on planet Earth, Nordstrom's. The guy at Tony's looked a little skeptical whilst I lamented the treacherous nature of the heels themselves, but he agreed to replace the heel tips with a different material without a single argument. Oh, and it took under an hour. Oh, and it was under $10. The next time I braved the skating-rink slick floors at work, the heels did not slip a single time. Woo! More recently, upon deciding to dye a pair of suede boots, I visited Tony's once again to ask for advice. Once again, the guy looked skeptical (perhaps that's just his resting face?) but suggested a product that would do the trick. $7.50 later, I've got sweet black boots. Thanks, dude!
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Output: I joined Gold's Elite as my 10-year Working Out and Living Healthy gift to myself, in January 2011. I got the Corporate Locker, which included laundry service, the tanning package, and toiletries such as razors, shampoo, shaving cream, soap, lotion, and hair dryer and such. I also purchased a membership for my wife and 16 Personal Training sessions for myself. I felt very comfortable with my decisions, at the time. I chose this new Gold's Gym Elite over an invitation at the Phoenix Country Club. After being a member there, for over a year, the facility and its staff has declined tremendously. They no longer have towels that fit everyone (I'm a size 38 Male waist); drug addicts and people just leaving the downtown courthouse (who aren't members) are constantly using day passes to shower and relax in the sauna; the sales representatives are rude and pretentious once you are no longer a sale to them; the front desk staff changes every month and we're lucky if there are even 10% like Nikki (the very first front desk staff); there have been four General Managers in as little as a year and they care so little about anyone and treat members like they're there doing us a favor by being there; the trainers (with the exception of Pete) consistently gossip horribly about the members they train - which makes us never want to work with them again; there has been a 5-ft x 5-ft puddle of water in the men's locker room for as long as I have been a member; they lose our laundered clothes, especially socks, on a regular basis; the maintenance techniques on the weight machines are poor, as when you lift on some of them, they skip; the treadmills look nice however, they skip-stop when running on them. Clearly, I'm not at all happy with the fact that I pay nearly $200.00 a month for what technically is not a Gold's Gym Elite but just another run down aging gym, with staff that treat members as if they aren't equals, let alone paying customers every month. These concern's have been brought up with the various General Managers and their comments are: "Well, you'll have to talk with corporate and they only use email", "That isn't my job", "We can't do anything about that", "Bring your own shower towel", "We'll see what we can do", "I'll tell Corporate the next time I talk with them", and many other brush off comments that demonstrate why they are no longer there. All in all, this place lack's Class (showing excellence), contrary to the "Elite" title. Specifically; The staff come across as deceptive and phony; The staff is no longer courteous and they respond to member concerns passive-aggressively; The staff, especially the trainers and sales representatives, don't treat members the way the want to be treated as they are insulting, gossiping, and slandering when members aren't around (Phoenix is a small town); The staff lacks creativity and careful observation and exceed in lethargic social skills; The facility is falling apart and the drug addicts and ex-convicts hanging out in the locker rooms and saunas are making good paying members regret their decisions to attend. Attending the gym six days a week, at varying times, opens one's eyes. I hope that the last year of my Two Year Contract is much better than the first.
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Me giving one star is gracious. My roommate and I went here tonight. I have been to this restaurant when it was just the sushi room and loved it! However tonight was different. I made a reservation for 630, the hostess asked us to sit at the bar while they prepared the table,and then sat 12 other people at the table before she remembered the two of us. When we sat down we ordered, the waitress took forever to bring the soup which was Luke warm at best and tasted like soapy dish water. The salad didn't come until the chef started making our food. This was good. But as everyone was receiving their fried rice and steamed rice,my roommate and I noticed we had not gotten our steamed rice. We had to ask another waiter for rice. I had new York steak and shrimp. My roomie had chicken and filet mignon. My steak was over cooked I asked for medium rare. Her chicken as well was over cooked. Neither were seasoned barely at all. The shrimp was good tho. Unfortunately after I saw the owner ask a table full of people who were done eating and chatting if they could please move because while they appreciate their business there were people waiting. I knew my complaints would be irrelevant. Needless to say I'm disappointed in the food, the service, all of it. And will never go back for tempanyaki. They have alot of kinks to work out.