Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: The drinks are so weak here that I had to order a vodka shot to put in my vodka martini and a whiskey shot to put in my whiskey sour. It tasted like water before. Any liquor drinks taste like watered down juice. And they aren't cheap drinks, so that's ridiculous. The food is good though.
Q: positive

A: Great deals! Awesome for seasonal wear, books and toys.
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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- positive) review?

Answer: The guy handing me my food had dirty finger nails! EFFING GROSS! I went through the drive thru and decided on a pollo bowl, I wanted to add cheese and he said it was one dollar more.... REALLY? What a rip off! I got to work and was taken aback! Literally, a bowl filled to the brim with rice and beans and 1/4 of a small breast! BOO! I tasted it and was turned off, the chicken was bland and dry and it just wasnt yummy! Had I got the cheese and added salt then yea, but seriously EPL?? I also got some red salsa and it wasnt good. Just a sad visit! What was the worst is that the guy at the window had long DIRTY fingernails! OH HELL NO!
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Generate a negative review for a place
Output: Ordered a salad and wings, way more expensive that it should be. Service took ever for refill, and the place wasn't even that busy. Looking at the prices on the entire menu, everything is priced an average of a dollar more than expected.
input: Write a negative yelp review (OPTIONS:
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output: If it was up to this place I'd still be sitting in my motel room waiting for a car to arrive to pick me up and bring me over there! When I got to town I looked online for a rental car because I had taken the train here. I decided to go with Enterprise. This was the office that my daughter recommended because she had used them in the past so I entered this location as my choice The website said that they had free pick up and drop off so I called them up and asked for a ride over there, which is only about a mile north. They said they would have to call me back when someone was going to head over. I had an appointment an hour and a half later which was plenty of time. I NEVER heard back from them. I finally called another location about a mile south of me, explained the situation which at this point I only had maybe half an hour to get to my appointment. The location on Baseline was very understanding and very efficient. They sent someone over within 15 minutes, zooming me down to the office, had me fill out the paperwork quickly and I was on my way in a Dodge Avenger to my appointment which fortunately wasn't very far. So if you need a rental car with a pickup, call the one on Baseline near the railroad tracks. Even though I had a car reserved at THIS location and had called for a ride, they never, ever called or came to my location to get me. They lost out on what is now an over three month rental.
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output:
Although very out of the way for me, I happened to be in the neighborhood while going to see my hair stylist. I was a little bit early so I decided to grab a quick lunch. I saw the ratings and thought this was the place. The service was solid and the prices were pretty standard. It was on a weekend, so I did not see the super awesome lunch special deals that some raved about. I ordered my go to dish that allows me to best gauge a new place - drunken noodles with chicken. These were probably the best drunken noodles I've had out of countless places that I have already tried. The price was around $11 and we also shared the calamari appetizer which was delicious at the time, but pretty forgettable. I wouldn't drive across town for the calamari, but I would go for their drunken noodles every time I am in the area to get my hair done (once a month on average). I heard the waiter make curry recommendations to other patrons, so after I have had my fill of the drunken noodles, I may venture on to the curry.