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An example of an negative review: After reading the "Best of Phoenix Awards", I had to try Amuse Bouche. When I read the article and saw something about it in one of the Yelp talk threads I thought ~ "What is this, a French restaurant located on the west side that is actually good?" Well I gave it two chances for my first visit was a 1-2 star experience and my second visit was better but not enough to raise my rating... First experience ~ I wanted to try the "Best Quiche Lorraine in Phoenix". What I got was a so-so swiss and bacon quiche that was runny and not evenly cooked. The pie crust was exceptional but when I pointed out the runniness of the quiche to my server she stated "that's how it's cooked". My quiche came with a side salad for which I was asked if I wanted some blue cheese crumbles on top and of course I agreed. I did not know it was going to cost me an additional $1 for what should have been on top of the salad to begin with... The salad was fresh, the candied pecans were good but the salad needed more dressing. (see pic) Aside from the runny quiche the service was deplorable. Loud 80's big hair band rock was coming from the kitchen area and filtered through this little "French Restaurant". My server did not know her menu and stated that my quiche was egg-less when I pointed out it was too runny. My ice tea ran dry a couple of times due to my server and the cook eating in the kitchen. It was somewhat gross because they were cooking other peeps meals while eating theirs... No hand washing in between, yeeuuh! Second visit ~ I made sure no one in the kitchen area was eating and cooking at the same time. I was also glad to get a different server this on visit even though I could not believe the other lame-o server was still there. This server knew the menu very well and was very attentive with his service. After reading the Yelp reviews I tried their Cabernet Burger. It was more cabernet than burger... You could not taste the beef and the caramelized onions made this burger too mushy for which the bun could not hold up to it. The French fries were pre-frozen and were not good even with the onion aioli... I had HIGH hopes for this west side French Bistro but their food and service fell flat like a French Beret...

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An example of an negative review: I've been here a few times, but I came a couple days ago to watch the new Underworld 3D movie. It was Friday at 5:30pm (matinee) and for two people it was about $30 because it was a 3D movie, but I still found that to be pretty damn expensive considering a 3D matinee ticket at Cinemark is only $11.25. The place is also very outdated. I'm sure if they had better lighting inside, the place would look horrible. I'm surprised it still exists, but it IS the only theater on the strip. As Matthew C. stated, the theater rooms don't have stadium seating, so it looks very strange when you walk in, but I actually kind of like it because it make the room look huge. This is never my go-to place for watching movies since we have so many better theaters in town, but sometimes I come because the showtimes really fit into my schedule.

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An example of an positive review: Your options here are not limited to just deli meats and a few side salads. Stop by for breakfast/lunch and try the classics like pancakes, corn beef n hash, and the Rueben. Sit in the window or at one of the few tables, and take in the liveliness of the place and N Craig St. You won't be disappointed... Basic deli meats are a 2-3$ dollars more expensive (likely higher quality) than Giant Eagle but their specialty homemade items are worth trying. Also have a few pastries, nontraditional sodas (boylan, Mash), and other snacks that you can't necessarily find at 7-eleven.

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An example of an positive review: Good food and cheap prices? Sounds like a winner to me! I came here with my friend and shared chencho fries. She got a cheese boyger and I got a turkey boyger. Chencho fries: fries in salsa and cheese, we got an egg on top too. It was an interesting concept, different from anything I've tried. I thought these were alright. The person at the register said people like to put pastrami. I think it could have used some meat and maybe some sour cream Turkey boyger: very flavorful and cheap! I really liked it. It was juicy and I enjoyed the sauce! My friend seemed happy with her burger too. I think I'll come back and try the pastrami burger, it sounded interesting.