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An example of an negative review: We just moved to Las Vegas, so I was checking out this salon close to home, it was an attractive salon but very busy - which is usually a good sign. I waited 5-10 minutes, which was fast since I was a walk-in with no appointment. I did notice the staff rushing all very, VERY busy. This concerned me, because I just want someone to do the work in 20 minutes (or whatever time it took) and not be running back and forth in the salon and answering the phone, finishing up another client, etc. I was asked what service I wanted (French Manicure) - then the technician went to work. First of all, all of my nail polish from a prior mani was not thoroughly removed. I'm not talking about red polish staining my nails, but spots of polish were still on my nails. I figured they would come off while buffing or he'd go back over the nails with acetone before painting them. That didn't happen. He filed my nails okay, but when he cleaned under my nails, it hurt. I told him but his reply was, "Do you want me to do a good job and clean your dirty nails or do you want me to leave them the way they are?" EXCUSE ME? My hands/nails were not dirty (except for the polish that was never removed). At the start of the massage, which I didn't know was coming, my watch and rings were covered in lotion. What???? I would have appreciated a timely suggestion of taking my jewelry off. I just had my watch and ring cleaned (that's another review I will do which is excellent) at M&I Jewelers which cost $210. So I did NOT appreciate the lotion fiasco. I said to him that in the future he may want to let the client know that the massage was coming and suggest they remove their jewelry. He said, "It is not my job to tell you to take your jewelry off." I couldn't believe this - how freakin' rude! Then he said to pay him now - $15.00 - so I handed him my credit card and when he came back, he asked me, "What color do you want?" I told him I asked for a French Manicure. He replied that I needed to give him another $5. At this point, I said, FORGET IT! just paint them clear! I wasn't going to pay anymore money for bad service. So here I sit typing this review (my first ever) with a clear manicure that still has spots of pink polish on them. Don't go here and waste your money for LESS THAN AVERAGE work and rude service.

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An example of an positive review: If you can get past the fact that this hotel is away from the strip, this is a great place to stay. Upon checking in I tried the sandwich trick - it totally worked and I got upgraded to a very nice room in the fantasy tower with the biggest tub I've ever seen, 3 TV's, a walk in closet, huge bathroom, etc. I was pleased. That tub? Amazing after walking around the strip for hours after traveling all day. Sure, it probably wasn't my smartest idea to get in it drunk, but all's well that ends well. The staff we encountered was great. Room service was top notch. I felt totally safe there the entire time. It was also super quiet, which I wasn't expecting but was a nice surprise. You have pretty much everything you need on the hotel property - gambling, bars, restaurants, spa, pool, etc. After doing the strip the first day we didn't leave the Palms for the rest of our stay because we didn't need to. They also have very patient dealers - I had never played roulette before (I know, I know) and since we were the only ones playing she was super patient with me and taught me how to play. I even won some money, which is always a bonus. Not being into the club scene (anymore), we only went to the Playboy Club which was not what I was expecting in that it was dead. Maybe we came too early - 11pm? - but I was like, uh, where is everyone? It does have an amazing view of Vegas, so stop by for that if nothing else. The food court is a bit lame, but what food court isn't? I'll do separate reviews for the spa and restaurants, but was pleased with those as well. I would definitely stay here again if I ever come back to Vegas.

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An example of an negative review: Food was great- but the service...guys: get it together! you almost have a home-run, but the lack of training and skill set is KILLING your customer base.

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An example of an negative review: Came here on a last minute haven't eaten for 13 hours need some food and everything is closed whim. Needless to say I was not impressed especially for all of the 5 star reviews. We came half an hour to closing but this is quick stop and go food so I figured I was fine. I got the steak burrito with seaweed rice, black beans, pineapple salsa, and the regular fixings. The food looked cold but I thought I saw some steam come from somewhere so I'd be alright. I got home and took it out of the bag, thought I felt some remote warmth...took a bite so much for that it was cold. I was too hungry to care, about 1/3 into the burrito I felt sick. The damn steak tasted like friggin rock candy. Shit was about to have me bouncin' off the walls! I also got a bag of their chips to accompany my burrito, I could've bought the same ones at the grocery store. I am close to certain I will not try again unless I have some life altering Notebook moment.