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Output: 3d visit. Lemon Drop martini glass rimmed with salt. Waiter said "that's how we serve them". Appetizer was served so late that there was no charge! Salmon was plated with silver skin up, sweet potato fries were cold and salad was served without dressing although I specified my dressing preference. Biscuits were cold and served without the offer of butter; most likely because butter doesn't melt on cold biscuits. Waiter was so attentive our conversation was constantly interrupted. This food is not your Mamas or your Granny's Southern food! Never again.

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Output: This place COULD BE COOL IF IT WEREN'T SO HORRIBLY MISMANAGED. My friend, family and me stayed at the hotel for my birthday weekend over Spring Training. To celebrate, we wanted to get massages at the Valley Ho spa. I called to make an appointment and they did not have the staff to give three people massages at one time. Crazy, since it was the Giants/Dodgers game weekend the year after the Giants won the World Series, college spring break, the height of spring training + near St. Patricks day. It's like they're still have a recession mentality. Anyway, we reserved three appointments as close as possible to each other just in case there were no other options. They told me they had to take my credit card as standard practice but that there would be no cancellation fee. Great! Then we asked the concierge to see if there was anything he could do to help us get concurrent appointments on my special birthday weekend. He ended up booking us appointments at an entirely different spa (maybe they are doing so well and do not want the money?) and said he'd be more than happy to cancel our appointments at the Valley Ho spa. We thought all was well and went about our day. I WOKE UP THE NEXT MORNING TO THREATENING CALLS FROM THEIR SPA saying that my credit card had been charged $400 since we never showed for our appointments... SO BASICALLY THE CONCIERGE NEVER CANCELED OUR APPOINTMENTS AT THE VALLEY HO SPA WHEN HE BOOKED US AT ANOTHER ONE, LIKE HE'D PROMISED TO DO. IT TOOK HOURS OF BEGGING AND PLEADING WITH MULTIPLE USELESS PEOPLE TO TRY TO CLEAR UP THE CONFUSION. Garrett was the one who made the mistake and later claimed he'd never spoken to us or rebooked our appointments. Josh was the one who tried his best to help fix the situation, so thank you Josh! The next fabulous thing that happened was that my friend and I WOKE UP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT THE NEXT NIGHT TO TWO LEAKS IN OUR BATHROOM PIPES - IT WAS FLOODED! We didn't have enough towels to mop it all up. The nail in the coffin was when I TRIED MY ROOM KEY IN THE DOOR AND IT DIDN'T WORK. So I went to talk to the concierge to ask about it and they said: "OH SORRY, WE THOUGHT YOU WERE CHECKING OUT TODAY SO WE DEMAGNETIZED IT." Appears they can't keep track of schedules very well either : (

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Output: Went for breakfast. Very limited menu and no kids menu (8 bucks for 2 eggs and 2 strips of bacon for the kiddo - wth!). Food was all right but nothing special and way overpriced. Service was decent, but couldn't overcome everything else. Will not be back.

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I spent a year going to the school (Sierra Nevada College), which is upstairs from this place. Many of my classmates would go here 2 nights a week to get food. I found it was overpriced and not tasty enough to spend my money here two nights a week. So, I would eat there when they had my favorite soup; the tomato basil. It is awesome soup. I felt that the owner would intentionally NOT make it on the days I was there. I was NEVER greeted first when I walked in; I had to do the greeting. Also, when I left, they NEVER said a simple 'thank you.' For a hole in the wall, ma and pa deli, you would think they would exert more appreciation to their customers... for we are the ones who will make or break their business. I will probably never go here again, since I don't have class anymore near them. I would NEVER go out of my way to eat here.