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Output: *This review is for the bar only and for the parking issue at The Artisan. Valet only might work for some people but I like to be able to park my own car sometimes. I don't like people all up in my shit. That's the first of the small annoyances that made up my experience with The Artisan. The outside looks very different from the inside, inside is this old Hollywood Gothic type decor that is a stark contrast to the white, Las Vegas chapel design theme outside. I was here for a friend's birthday party. I was told she had planned the event with The Artisan, they knew she would be having at least 60 people in her party only. Plus all the other people who regularly would be getting wasted at 10 o'clock on a Tuesday. They had one bartender, and one bar back. What kind of shit is that? You call ahead to plan an event and you only get ONE bartender. The bar back was heard screaming she couldn't mix a drink because "that would get confusing." After about 30 minutes standing around when we wanted to get drunk we threw up our hands, the bartender also had taken our order and just made other peoples drink while we sat around watching and waiting. This was enormously annoying. Not one person outta our entire party could get a drink. The birthday girl couldn't even get a drink. They didn't have grey goose or don Julio tequila. Eff that, we paid our tab and bounced. Artisan I wanted to really like you after hearing you are a local Vegas hangout and had house dj's that play every Thursday. After this insane night here, I won't be recommending anyone to go here though. Big thumb's down.

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Output: The fajitas were fantastic. We ordered the steak and shrimp and they were HUGE. Great portions. Fair price. I'll be back.

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Output: I hate this airport. In many, many ways. Parking is the devil...picking up people is awful..getting stuck in that never ending loop of hell that goes around and around the airport is awful...I dread having to come here. If you use it as a connection, it's fine...but getting dropped off or picked up is not. I was picking up a child- the father went in, a staff member gave me complimentary 30 min. parking for a lot...drove to the lot, got lost on the way...tried to get out and the pass was void. Has a massive line behind me trying to get out..had to jump out of my car to get an attendant who told me I was doing it wrong (I wasn't)...very embarrassing. She had to override the system... Went to a cell-phone lot where you can't leave your car..the flight was delayed and I really had to use the restroom-I asked security if I could leave my car and to please please not ticket me- he said he has no control over that! haha great. Finally went back to pick up my friend...had to push through three lanes or almost stand-still cars to get to the curb..all in a lifted truck. Awesome time!

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We were looking for something different on a Sunday night and stopped by this Tilted Kilt in Arrowhead. We walked in around 5PM and into a loud football crowd. It had been about 2 years since I was in a tilted kilt and the first thing we noticed was the changed menu. It used to be a very long book of endless items and this new menu was much easier to read. I always love their Rueben and the lady ordered the Fish & chips. We both ordered a drink. Our problem was our waitress and partially the food. While our girl has nice boobs, she had a major attitude as if waitressing was beneath her or maybe she was used to dealing with obnoxious drunk guys gawking at her? Either way, she was just a snatch. We weren't sure - but service was slow and everything we asked took 10 minutes to get. Read all the other reviews. Why is everything so damn slow at this location? Are they trained to act lazy and not hussle? When my food came and I unrolled my napkin to grab my fork and knife ( I know bad manners - I should have done it when I initially sat down,) I noticed it was very dirty and crusted with food. I asked my waitress to get me a new one, and she just disappeared. I would think since my food is served, running and grabbing me a fork and knife so I could eat it would be paramount, but it wasn't. I went to the wait station and grabbed my own. Drinks took forever to refill and the fish and chips were overcooked and way too crispy. There was no manager to be found (is there even a manager there? Would this manager be the ugly one in pants?), so we got out check and left. My rule of thumb is if I ever go out and eat, and I need to fetch my own water, ketchup, napkin, salt and pepper or ANYTHING - the waitress just lost their tip. I pay a premium to go out (our bill here came to 58 bucks,) and the last thing I am going to do is serve myself when it is someone else's job. Sorry Ms. Nice Boobs! You lost a tip and start losing your attitude! I doubt we will be back. Big Boobs don't make up for crappy service and mediocre food. If you want better food with hot chicks, then drive about 20 miles east to Scottsdale and visit Twin Peaks at FLW and 101.