Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Q: We are shown the instant replay in slow motion a couple of times. He

A: floats in his hand.
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Q: Back at someone's apartment, someone sits on the sofa, ready for bed. He

A: cradled back, and shuts the door behind her.
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Q: As one suv gunman aims at them, someone pulls his trigger and pegs the guy. With a lug wrench, someone

A:
takes out a gash, then heads it down beneath the ground.
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