Problem: Write a positive (OPTIONS:
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A: This place is a hidden gem. A real diamond in the rough! I was cruising through town and saw this place and stopped on a whim. Little did I know I was going to be eating some of the best chili cheese fries I've ever had. I ordered the avocado bacon burger combo and got the chili cheese fry substitution. All I can say is awesome!! Seriously the burger was fantastic and I got so many fries I couldn't finish all of them. I'm going to hit this place up again!!!
Q: negative

A: First off they were late on their work, she told me my jeans would be hemmed by Friday when I had brought them in on Tuesday but when I come in on Friday she tells me to wait 30 mins because they still don't have them done. But anyways, they Completely ruined a $200 pair of selvedge denim after I had been very specific on what I wanted done. Staff was unfriendly and disconnected, spoke broken English and told me "not to worry" when I was giving her very specific instructions on hemming my jeans. Worst experience ever.
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer: I have been going to Fry's Food & Drug Store since the place opened, so that has been for at least 33 years. I realize that improvements must be made, but my Lord, they do not need to change every freaking isle and have it make no sense at all. If you are going there to get all your groceries, it might be a different story, but holy crap, if you just need a few things to make a certain recipe, plan on being in that place for a half an hour to an hour. I had finally found everything except the pasta and when I finally found the isle where it was located, I had to pass through what had to of been the head honchos and then probably the head of each department. One would think they would have a conference room instead of meeting in the isle or go into the back room, but I guess not. I literally told them that the store sucked now. I told them everybody was ticked off that they moved everything except the produce and the frozen foods. Oh wait, the cheese was still in the same place. Anyway, I still hadn't found the peanuts for my husband, so I asked them where they were. One guy tells me what isle they were on and I said that was fine and dandy, but you freaking don't have any isle numbers up. One of the execs told me to follow him and then in his nonchalant attitude asks me why I was upset. I told him it's not just me, nobody can find anything and it made no sense. I asked him why they had to change everything and he pointed to the stupid floor. So, they had to change EVERYTHING around because they put new flooring in....what BS. Anyway, I'm done with that Fry's, even though it's close to my house. It wouldn't be bad because of the attitude I was given. So much for good customer service.
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Generate a negative review for a place
Output: Thier cash register doesnt work and this is apparently a regular thing. I had to run over to smiths because my family had already made thir yogurt. Dont go here unless you have cash.
input: Write a negative yelp review (OPTIONS:
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output: Plus points for decor, minus points for price. I was a bit surprised to find that the basic pedicure was $32, when anywhere else you'd pay $25 or less. I thought the experience was pretty comparable to anywhere else and couldn't really justify coming back to pay more just because the walls are pretty.
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer:
I'm going to go with the, "Meh. I've experienced better." on this one. I'm writing this review, just because these are things I wished I would have known before going. The +'s: We went to see Dan Cummins who was fantastic. The setup of the place is pretty cool. 2/3 of the opening acts were okay. The -'s: They started about 30 minutes late- it happens. Not a huge deal. There's a 2 item minimum per person, so we ended up paying 12.00 for sodas- since it was the cheapest item on the menu. That's pretty steep for a couple of sodas. The biggest thing that made our experience unenjoyable was one of the openers- who is actually the owner- Howard Hughes. His material was quite explicit and seemed to turn off about half of the audience. He was the last opener before the headliner and took an unusually long time. As his jokes got more and more vulgar- people around us started audibly expressing their disgust by saying things like, "that's too far." At one point, after people did this, he angrily told the audience to 'grow-up'. He talked about how many Americans think we have a gun problem, but we really have a nerd problem since they are always the ones who lose it. If we can't teach our nerd kids to be sexually active by the time they are 18- they need to be euthanized. It was angry, awkward, and seemed out-of-place at this type of venue. As he went on, the audience grew more and more silent. There was about 1/3 of the audience who were still laughing consistently at him, and I understand that some people enjoy that type of comedy. It's his club and he should be able to say what he wants. However, for me and the other 2/3 of the audience, he went too far. Also, if you read other negative reviews below, you can actually see the owner has gotten angry at the people who have written about their negative experiences. I feel like as the owner and as a comedian, he should be able to accept feedback- whether it be positive or negative and make necessary adjustments.