I ' ve got a shit load of work to do this week so hopefully it does n't get me down too much . So I was lying in bed this morning wondering whether or not I should go . The funny thing is that I could n't find any excuses not to go . Obviously I had my sore chest , but that did n't seem enough .

OPTIONS:
- He may not have a sore chest .
- None of the above choices .
- He may need to find an excuse .
- He may not complete all his work .
Answer the following question: What may happen if he goes ?

He may not complete all his work .
question: Here 's a fun / depressing game : Go to YouTube . Notice how they show you five videos that are being watched at that moment . If you refresh the page , you 'll see five different videos being watched at THAT moment . Now notice how many of them are either a ) Sarah Palin or b ) Tina Fey 's impression of her on Saturday Night Live or c ) any other impersonation of Sarah Palin .

OPTIONS:
- SNL does n't like Sarah Palin .
- None of the above choices .
- Sarah Palin is great to make fun of .
- Tina Fey needs new material for Saturday night live .
Q: Why is Saturday night Live making fun of Sarah Palin ?

answer: Sarah Palin is great to make fun of .
QUES: I have n't felt like this in a while ... yearning to be non existing that is . So many things are wrong and have been wrong . I ' ve struggled and lost 84 pounds so far ; however , I ca n't even tell the difference because all I see is a fat tub - o - lard ugly girl who no one would rather be with .

Question with options: What may be the reason why I lost weight ?
OPTIONS:
- None of the above choices .
- To wear more clothes .
- To feel more attractive .
- To be healthier .
ANS: To feel more attractive .
Problem: Attendance was announced at 13,000-some . I was surprised , as were most others in our area , at the fans in the second row . A bunch of college - age folks who had been drinking sat and discussed drinking with curse words tossed in . Eventually one girl was escorted out .

What was the reason that the girl had to be removed from the premises ?
OPTIONS:
- The girl had gotten intoxicated and had used profanity while at the game .
- She was not happy with the announced attendance of the game .
- None of the above choices .
- The girl was attending the wrong game and realized her mistake .

A: The girl had gotten intoxicated and had used profanity while at the game .
Question:
Next day we drive for about an hour up the Mosel River to a place called Cochem . We buggered up the directions from Tom Tom and ended up by accident with a fab view of the Cochem town and castle for a brilliant little lookout . Had a quick picnic and took the bikes off the car for a cycle down the Mosel . We passed some amazing picturesque countryside so different from England ( our current benchmark ) .
Answer the following question: What may they have done as they passed the country side ?
OPTIONS:
- They took out their cell phone and telephoned their friends .
- They took out their camera and took plenty of photos .
- None of the above choices .
- They took out their sketchpad and made a quick drawing .
Answer:
They took out their camera and took plenty of photos .
question: Summer breathes plans , observations , and dashed conspiracies . I can feel my brain leaking out my ears sometimes when I daydream . THAT 'S how substance - less ( is that a word ? ) my internal creative potluck feels .

OPTIONS:
- None of the above choices .
- They are focused .
- They are scattered - brained .
- They are focused on their plans .
Q: How is the narrator at work right now ?

answer:
They are scattered - brained .