TASK DEFINITION: In this task, you are given a public comment from online platforms. You are expected to classify the comment into two classes: threat and non-threat. Threat is a statement that someone will be hurt or harmed, especially if the person does not do something in particular.
PROBLEM: Comment: Your last sentence is the only one that makes sense.

SOLUTION: Non-threat

PROBLEM: Comment: I'm not the least bit impressed by his fake surprise, and I'm not the least bit interested in hearing his self-serving explanations. I doubt his parish priest would believe him, and for sure his God won't.

SOLUTION: Non-threat

PROBLEM: Comment: Once again the dark comments tweeted seem to be only for the purpose of venting his frustration/anger in general, because he knows subconsciously that a majority of people now can't stand him and for the purpose of dragging same down to his pathetic and childish level.

SOLUTION:
Non-threat