Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: FOOD POISONING... I ate here last night and 2 hours later spent the entire night throwing up.
Q: negative

A: I bought a Groupon for Mamamimi a few months back and didn't really have a chance to use it until recently. I was excited about the week of food, I wondered how their approach would work for us. Mamamimi offers two deliveries per week, once on Sunday, the next on the Wednesday. Great, that means the food will be freshly prepared and doesn't have to sit in the fridge for an extended period of time. They offer 5 different main course items per week and you can choose whatever you want, but not which "shipment" it comes in. The first sign of trouble is their website, which is just horrendous. It has sliding windows that made me dizzy and the screen doesn't set it place, so you can't just scroll down, it moves the entire website and is not very user friendly (suggestion: fire your website designer). Second, the order form is not very intuitive and it seems that the team at mamamimi are not very well organized with getting back to people, as I experienced this past weekend. That said, if their food had rocked, they would have had me a regular customer. We have weeks where work is non-stop and we rotate through various delivery chains for sustenance. A week generally goes from pizza, to chicken, to Greek food, to etc. and it can add up. So 81$ for two people (five meals per person) would save us about 25% off one of those kinds weeks. Unfortunately, their food didn't rock. Everything we had was disturbingly bland. I understand that everyone has different tastes, but when butter chicken tastes like the white rice it's served upon, you've got a problem. I guess this makes the meals suitable for kids, they could just pile on some ketchup and be happy. Another issue I had with the meals was that they didn't come with any reheating instructions. When I reheated my first meal in the microwave, some beef bourguignon, the lid melted into the meal, and I had to throw it out. From then on, I wasn't sure if any of the packaging was microwaveable, so I reheated it in a microwave safe container. Overall, this was a busy week for us, so I kept trying each meal, but ultimately tossing it and then ordering from somewhere else.
Problem: What would be an example of an positive (OPTIONS:
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Answer: Great bar food, has it's own parking (although tight), which is a plus in this neighborhood. My son had the Burger (Medium!) 4 Stars and Garlic fries (rockin!) 8 Stars :) I had the Beef on Weck...which was probably the best I've had outside of Buffalo. 5 Stars Wings were cooked great...not a big fan of their Hot Sauce...but could be a personal preference....would rate them 3.5 stars Look forward to going back when I get to have a beer or two
Input: OPTIONS:
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Generate a positive review for a place
Output: So, after I read some of the reviews I was a little shocked but then again. I wasn't! I wasn't shocked because I too have been to a few places where I did not like the first meal, but saw that I like the place, liked the staff and environment. So, I re-read the reviews again. And, the only one that stands out (because I like wine) was Marks review... not because it was negative... it was not accurate. "Two of us shared a small bottle of merlot wine ($14). It poured two glasses of medium quality wine. It was just OK. For $7 a glass I was thought it should have been better." First they do not have a Merlot 1/2 bottle. Second if they did and you were drinking merlot, half the time its barley assisting the food in the pairing. & third the wine selection they have is super (go for the primus-it killer)! The Half bottles concept is great. You can share the bottle with a friend, sip it by yourself while enjoying the "create your own salad" (which is the best way to "shock your taste buds with great, quality add on's that you would never try at home) or while enjoying a slice with a friend or 2. Now back to the wine. And, if you are sipping BYS and you like the wine, you can take it home, while only paying 12.00 not $24.00 + for a full bottle.... all the wines are under $12.. That is awesome.... Will I return to Market Bistro? For sure I did last night. I had the Arizona Tri-tip, side of Mac-n-cheese, and One bottle of the Primus- 2005 Red blend from Chile. A great balanced wine, with bold, ripe fruits and lively red tannins that went perfectly with the sired Arizona tri-tip! I had two small glasses and went home for the night.... Around 930 I polished the Primus off and today here I sit - thinking.... I might go back on Thursday. This time with a friend!
input: Write a negative yelp review (OPTIONS:
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output: This was by far the WORST place I have ever eaten at!!! I would give it no stars at all (but it wont let me) I love sushi, so when we went to Vegas we decided to check out this place and their $20 all you can eat sushi. That was the worst decision we have made when it came to restaurants in Vegas. The place looked nice and it was located in the decent hotel so we thought this place should serve excellent food. We were definitely wrong!!! The food was awful!!! First of all the selection of sushi for all you can eat was very crappy , extremely basic and overpriced (California rolls, veggie rolls, IMITATION CRAB , etc). I was unhappy with this place as soon as I saw their poor menu selection and their high prices. When my sushi came out, it looked and tasted nasty!! I had better tasting sushi from a box at a grocery store for $5.00 I ate half of a piece and it was all dry and fell apart. I stopped eating it. When the waitress came back and asked me how everything tasted I told her -this was gross and I will not eat it. (I have never sent a meal back - EVER!) The waitress had me choose a different entree. I chose Cashew Chicken which was not any better. (There are better tasting dishes local Mall Chinese joint for under $5.00) My husband had a Tangerine Beef entree and that was even worse than the Cashew Chicken. It tasted like something that was sitting out for a few days and then frozen and reheated for us. It was dry and rubbery and not appealing. All in all this was a very bad choice of a restaurant
Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A:
I heard great things about this place. So when i came to visit a friend out in vegas i tild him that we should try it. We go there @730 on sat and its not that busy, the hostess tells us @30 min wait could be sooner. We are waiting for @45mins, watching about 15-20 people finish there meal and leave. We try to find the hostess to ask whats up and she says the kitchen cant handle the orders and have asked that noone be seated at this time and that it would be @another 20-30 mins, and that even the people that are seated have been waiting over an hour for their food-unreal. The place is very small, holds @40 people, and the tables were only @ 60%full and they could not handle that capacity?????? I could understand if they just opened, but they have been around for a while. What sh!tty management. Food might be great (would know cuz i didnt want to wait who know how long) but they need to find a person who knows how to manage the kitchen!