Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Q: Someone stands next to someone, watching him. Someone

A: gets to his feet and pats his bare arm.
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Q: Someone throws his hat at one then strikes him down. He

A: pirate turns away and is dragged by the wreckage.
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Q: Three dark - shaded gentlemen step out of the car. Someone

A:
shine bravely into someone's eyes.
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