Problem: Weekends are always rough , nothing to do but watch football with the guys and eat hot wings . but today , even in the height of Eagles Madness , I ' m being good . This friday I threw a big party for our friends , but thankfully i dicussed it with Becky . She said it was okay to indulge for that one occasion but I would have to be very strict with myself for the next week , and drink gallons of water afterward .

What city may I be living in ?

A: Philadelphia

Problem: Because there were around 10 of them , all they could do was stand up so each of them could stay dry . The rain lasted through the most of the night , and when it did stop all they could do for water was put a hole on the tent where water had collected and drank from there . They continued to walk , and reached Luneta Rizal Park where they found out they arrived a day early .

What may be the reason they had to stand up to stay dry ?

A: The tent was small .

Problem: Back in the early 1990s , I fancied that I was going to write a book , something along the lines of Zen and the Art of Lawncare . There are few activities that I find more relaxing and centering than mowing the lawn , trimming shrubs , using the weed trimmer , and pulling weeds ( vegetable gardening can be included in this , too , though this is slightly off topic ) , and I wanted to share this with others . Alas , the project never came to pass , although I had a lot of notes on it .

Why did I not write the book ?

A:
None of the above choices .