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Output: I happened upon this place when I was out shopping in the area. The sign said they opened at eleven, so I went in around 11:15 to get some boba. I walked in and the guy behind the counter ignored me. Everyone ignored me. I looked over the menu but he just pretended like I didn't exist and went about his business. Finally I told him I was ready and he said they didn't have any tapioca ready. I asked how long. "Long time. At least 45 minutes." What? How can you say you are open at eleven if you can't serve your primary product until an hour later? Either prep earlier or open later. What a joke.

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Output: How does one quell their irrational "I'm about to die" post-medical-symptom-googling?? (No, NOT more cowbell...) I had a nasty looking bug bite, a mild fever, and abdominal pain. According to the internet, I was about to die from a brown recluse spider bite. According to the nice, knowledgable and speedy folks at Statclinix, I have a boring, run-of-the-mill bug bite and a mild viral something or other. Stupid name/spelling, but my new favorite place to go and get assurance that I'm not knocking on death's door for a lame ailment, for a far cheaper price than at the ER.

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Output: I have traveled around the country to watch the Cardinals play in 16 different stadiums. And argument can be made that historic places like Fenway or Wrigley might be better overall, but of the "new-age" HOK-built stadiums I have visited, I have seen none batter than PNC. Beer is as expensive as anywhere, but the food is very reasonable with a nice mix of local favorites such as Primanti Bros (sandwiches with cole slaw and fries on the bun) and Quaker Steak (chicken wings). Nightlife around the stadium is just Ok, but there is a fair selection and with Carson Street a short drive away, you can have your cake and eat it too. If you want the best view of the City, tickets on the third base side are the best choice. You might have to fight the sun being in your eyes for a bit, but it is worth it. If you are in Pittsburgh, this one is a must.

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I was on yelp trying to figure out whats good and close by when I saw xo. Everyone either had a good food experience or bad, unfortunately mine was horrible. The only reason why I gave it a one star was because the gentleman at the front desk was nice.