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Output: Our first time here and we ordered the French dip and nachos. Epic fail!!!! The French dip was on hard bread with stale tasting dry dog meat strips!!! Oh and the nachos..ewwwww....the cheese sauce was sour and gross.. Never again

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Output: So you would think this would be my favorite place in the whole wide world, wouldn't you? I mean, come on... a CUPCAKE bakery?? You would also think that their cupcakes would be the best ever because its supposed to be their signature item, the shop is names after it, etc. Want to see a big girl frown, give her a dry cupcake that looks pretty... the expectations are just too high. I have bought four large orders from this place (over 4 dozen each time) and popped in for treats for staff on a few occasions. The problem with this place is that it is inconsistent... some times it is the best ever, the cupcakes are big, fresh and worth every penny. Other times the cupcakes are old and dry, obviously not baked that day. Also, the selection can be off, sometimes you may only have 3-4 to choose from. The plain cupcakes, meaning the non-specials that are just flavored cake and icing are usually worse than the specials. Go with their daily specials and you will be happier. I will say this, the cupcakes usually look pretty and the staff is very friendly... that is always true.

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Output: Had a very delicious meal opening week at Yusho. Almost every single food item I tried was delicious. My favorites were: the octopus, the tofu, the fried oyster steam bun and finally, the BEST tempura I've ever had! The decor is great, feels very Chicago. Has an amazing view of the Strip, perfect to people watch. I give it four stars because I wasn't that crazy about the draught cocktails or the doughnuts.

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First I'll say that there are two stars because my nail technician was a very sweet lady overall: it actually pains me to have to leave a poor review about her work. However ,now that it's been 24 hours since my appointment ended, I have to say that I'm very disappointed in my mani/pedi. I attempted to call the salon the day prior to confirm my appointment but the phone number here on Yelp as well as on Groupon were both generic outgoing messages. I had no idea if I was reaching the right place... The facility itself is a little difficult to find but when I arrived, it was clean and tidy. The only person there was my nail technician (I never did get her name) and she was doing her hair while I waited. The pedicure area was nice enough, and relaxing overall. I enjoyed the ambient music and small waterfall feature. The technician seemed a bit rushed and scatterbrained and had to keep leaving to check phone messages (again, she was the only person in the facility). I felt like she was rushing and several times it was actually painful as she worked on my toenails. I asked her not to cut them, just to file. Alas, she cut anyway and today I'm feeling the results...just 5 days before I depart for a vacation in which I'll be doing a lot of walking. Not happy. As previous reviews have indicated, the selection of polish was disappointing at best. Based on those reviews, I considered bringing in my own, but that defeats the purpose of paying someone else to do the work. I settled for a glitter because that was the only one remotely in my preference from the choices available. I'll return to this glitter choice a bit later. After the pedicure we moved back into the main area of the salon so she could do my manicure. It was still a ghost town. No one else was there at all, this was a Saturday I was shocked. Once again, she was having to answer the phone when it rang. I don't begrudge her this but it made me feel like I wasn't important and as though her multi tasking affected her work. She definitely rushed through the manicure. I was bleeding at my cuticles. Today they are tender and look chewed up. This is the first time I've ever had a manicure where my nails actually look worse than when I started. Oh and the glitter: I realize there is a certain element of work involved to be able to have a glitter polish look sparkly: but she didn't even attempt to make my nails look nice. The glitter is sporadically placed and the gel itself is unevenly applied. Also, she did not shape my nails in any sense. My nails are short but they still could have been filed better. I won't return to this facility nor would I recommend it to anyone else. Groupon deal be damned, not worth it.