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An example of an negative review: Just lost 18 year subscriber, due to "customer service" call center. I have been a subscriber from the first day I moved to AZ. I did not understand a "special offer," so contacted the call center. Was treated incredible rudely, by a totally ignorant and inept representative named Denisha. Asked for the Supervisor, who was worse. She did not respond at all to my concerns, read me a "script" about what my concern was "supposed to be" according to her, and told me that my recent problems with the call center were "inappropriate, and none of your business." When I asked if she wanted to lose an 18 year subscriber, she replied "Do what you want to do" and hung up! Newspapers closing? Offering specials? Losing subscribers? DUH

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An example of an positive review: So a group of 8 friends descended upon this place with no clue of latin cuisine but only united by their love for food and desire to try something new. And we weren't disappointed . Everything starting from the appetisers to the specially created birthday desert was awesome . Here are my recos: The lobser cevice as well as the rainbow ceviche are insanely flavorful, the corn chowder is among the best that I have tried . I personally would rank the shrimp chicarron a little lower simply because it was a little on the sweeter side but thats purely a personal taste. In the entrees, everyone loved what they ordered so go for the mahi mahi or the halibut or the lamb chops. I was sceptical that this may be one of those 'big plates, small food' restaurants but the portion size is good. Though frankly, if they only gave me the dinner rolls and the butter , I'd camp happily too. The service was slightly less on the 'surprise and delight side' that i would expect from a place this high end but the good food probably makes up for what I am hoping was an 'off night' that our server had. Great for a special ocassion, great for trying out something new that leaves you with so many great options to come back again.

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An example of an positive review: *A desert landscape at midnight. A few men gather around a campfire seeking its warmth and the rare company of a passing stranger. One man, equally ravaged by the sands of time and the desolate landscape began to speak with just the smallest glimmer of contentment in his voice.* I had heard for years the ever-so-tantalizing cry of "melt-in-your-mouth brisket" sung to me by oh so many men who had come before....men far more accomplished than I. I remember them telling me as a young boy, "Son, some day you will find your brisket." I stared up at them with a gleam in my eyes. An innocent and naive sense of hopefulness filled me to the brink and then poured over the edges of my soul as I thought to myself, "Yes! I will find my brisket." Many years have come and gone since that time. The months like an ever strengthening gale storm pushing me further and further from my deepest, darkest desire: to find my lost brisket. Lo, the days were long; the minutes past like decades. Soon my cynicism began to take the best of me. A crusade of the mind against the heart ensued as brisket after brisket entered my gullet and filled my disposition with neglect. Some were flavorful, sure. But none would fulfill the promise my elders had made to me as a young boy. None, that was, until I found the Texas BBQ House of south central Phoenix. I knew the moment I walked through their doors that I was in for something special, but just what, I could not have told you. I watched a man behind the counter wield his blade flawlessly as a woman kindly prepared a basket with bread and cheesy macaroni. She had potato salad and and sausage and all sorts of other wondrous items. And then the brisket was placed before me. I could see the tenderness of the meat as its juices glistened in the daylight. I saw burnt ends that I could swear were calling for me by name. I thought, "Could it be? Have all my dreams come true?!" My heart went aflutter with the still unfulfilled promise of my forefathers. Finally, the moment had arrived. I prepared a slice of bread with a few slivers of meat, and a helping of barbeque sauce. I slowly bit down as my eyes closed, hoping and preying that the day had finally come. It was like I had died and gone to heaven. I saw Jim Morrison. I went towards the light. Only...when I walked through it, there I was. Sitting at my table, across from my father, with some brisket in a slice of bread that now had a single bite taken from it. I was happy. Down to my core, I was filled with contentment. And I realized at that moment, that I hadn't been searching for that "melt-in-your-mouth" brisket all along...I had been searching for myself. And now, I had found it. I had found...me. *hold for applause* This is the Q I have been waiting for!!!! Awesome brisket, both the lean and juicy are fantastic. The sausage was the next big winner, followed by the potato salad and then the mac, but actually everything was fantastic. The hot bbq sauce has quite a kick to it, but its a whole-mouth warmth kind of thing so its quite pleasant. Without a doubt the best bbq I've had to date, and I will be back.

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An example of an negative review: Beware of this restaurant if you have any food allergies. They refused to make ANY changes to the menu items regardless of my food allergies (I asked for one of the salads without tomatoes and cabbage because I'm allergic to them). The waitress interrupted me to say, "We don't make any changes to our menu items, no substitutions or subtractions." Even after I explained that it was due to food allergies, she wouldn't budge. This policy isn't noted anywhere on the menu or in the restaurant either so I had no idea until I was blindsided by it while trying to order. Needless to say, I will not be giving them any future business.