Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A: this place is a bummer. poor, rude, slow service. high prices for poor quality food. it's almost an insult to serve such crap. i tried to be helpful and make some suggestions for the restaurant since they're new and all, but they took none of it and instead dismissed me as if i was retarded and didn't read their menu! obviously, the owners and chefs have no idea what REAL japanese food should taste or even look like. the only redeeming part of the meal was the baked mussels appetizers, which wasn't even "japanese" to begin with. you're better off going somewhere else.

Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A: I came with a group of nine girls to celebrate my birthday. The restaurant was VERY loud at 7pm on a Saturday night. It was almost impossible to talk with the person sitting across from you. I ordered a mojito and it was the only disgusting mojito I have ever had in my life. The pasta I had for dinner with some southwestern cream sauce was really good. I actually enjoyed it. Everyone elses food looked average to icky. I think I got lucky ordering the one tasty dish. I don't think I would ever go back.

Problem: Write a positive yelp review.
A:
Bacon, egg, and cheese on a garlic bagel toasted. That's all you need to know.