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Output: I have now been twice to Binkley's and have decided this place is so not worth it. Located in what once was the Jackalope Cafe in a strip mall location the interior has changed little from the former buildout. The food is interesting and very expensive but fails to deliver. Everything is beautiful to look at but disappointing on flavor and preparation. My wife and I did the full tasting menu and enjoyed many of the offerings but the main entrees were not good. Striped Bass was overcooked, smelled not very fresh and was served on top of a tasteless vegetable broth. Rib eye ordered medium rare was nearly raw and flavorless. We were glad we did not order the special Kobe Beef priced at $30 per ounce. Desserts are perhaps the low point of Binkley's. Corn with popcorn and bacon in some kind of sauce was bland and tasteless. Other desserts with multi layers of whipped cream and additives seemed like much ado about nothing. A first class pastry chef is needed here. On our previous visit we did a wine tasting menu sponsored by a Nappa winemaker with not much wine to be had. If you go for the food show spectacular there is nothing like Binkley's in Arizona. If only they could live up to their own reputation.

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Output: Well, I was kind of excited trying this place out because it looks like a nice place from the outside but it turned out to be just a Meh experience. My wife had a burger and salad, and I had some wings. The wings were good sized but the taste was just ok. My wife's burger was cooked good (med. - med. rare) but the bun was really hard. She ended up taking the bun off. The prices here seemed really high for the type of food, I can think of several places to go where the food is better and it would not of cost as much. Would I go here again, probably not. I would definitely not go out of my way.

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Output: The place is dirty the manager is evil and vindictive and mean and they will rip you off anyway they can. woe unto them who rent here....

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I've never really had the chance to be a "regular" anywhere, but I am at the Royal British Hotel! As soon as I walk in, they know who I am, I even get kisses from Julie, they send someone down to help me with keys and to get the students to their rooms... its great! The scaffolding is now down, so you can see the front of the hotel. There is new carpeting in the hallway... certainly smells like it. The colour of the carpet is nice, but doesn't quite match the old paint job. I am in a different room than the one that I usually stay in (it is like Julie read my mind...) and I am in a single that is larger than the last one I was in... two chairs! There is a lowered ceiling, the bathroom is a bit smaller, however the main problem with this room is that whatever side of the building it is on... there is a club/pub somewhere near by and that is why right now I am typing this review instead of sleeping. However, still a fan of the place, the staff, the location, etc.