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An example of an negative review: After a falafel craving of nearly three weeks and extensive Yelp stalking, I decided to satisfy my fix at Filfila with a friend. I had high hopes for this place after reading my brother's review, and hearing so many commendations for it. When it comes down to it, it's all about the technicalities - all of which brought my high hopes to smoldering crash stop. When my friend and I arrived, the proprietor (a very sweet, older gentleman) treated us like we were extended family - eating in? Oh, sit down! We ended up both ordering the falafel plate, and we could see the owner promptly shaping and frying our plates. Soon, he brought out a plate of hummus and pita - when we mentioned that we didn't order it, he assured us in eating it. The wait was a bit on the European side: lengthy, but easily bearable with a few rounds of card games. Very adorable, may I add. A small dish of hummus with baba ganoush in the middle with warm pita? Now this man knows the way to my heart. Throw in a few olives, and I'm in love. The dips were addicting. Awaiting my friend's move in Goldfish, I'd find myself mindlessly snacking on more. Oh, but the falafel. After twenty minutes or so, five falafel disks atop a salad came out. Halfway through, my fix was quickly satisfied. Crisp, piping hot, and so flavorful. Egyptian style? I couldn't tell you. I was too enamored with them to notice. So why the low rating? Two reasons in particular: the terrible feeling I had after the meal and a price discrepancy. I was still at the table when a surge of nausea and stomach pain hit me. I blamed it on the hummus, but after eating leftovers of my entree the next day, I immediately knew it was the falafel. When my friend gave her leftovers to her boyfriend, who has a stomach of steel, he couldn't bear the aftermath of the fried chickpea madness. Next, we were charged for the hummus and pita that we specifically mentioned we didn't order. I wasn't about to argue extensively over it considering our two falafel plates ($6 each) and the hummus/baba ganoush ($4) came out to $18 after tax. An hour after leaving, I was truly upset. Not speaking purely on physical pain. But really? Don't be deceiving me in chickpea form!

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An example of an negative review: What happened to the foooood it sucks did they get a new cook oh my god that was aweful worst omelet I've ever had how do you screw up a omelet. The waitress was good food was nasty and the coffee tasted like nasty instant I had so many grounds in my coffee I could of brewed another pot come on guys I'm so disappointed

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An example of an negative review: Don't bother with this place. What a joke. We had a seat at the bar, no staff in sight. Waited about 15 - 20 minutes. Although two employees were milling about just around the corner, neither checked on the bar even once. Finally a waitress came out, brought a check to a table, walked behind the bar, fiddled with the dishwasher just a few feet away from us but never made eye contact. She proceeded to joke around with some customers at the other end of the bar, continuing to ignore us entirely. Fed up, we got up and left. But wait, it gets better...moments later a different waitress came running out after us, asking if we'd paid for our tab. WTF??? Avoid at all costs.

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An example of an positive review: Great place with peaceful ambience. Everyone is genuinely happy to see you here! Two of us ordered 3 lunch special items and each had unique flavor and was delicious! Ingredients and cooking oil was very fresh! We will definitely come back. Just wish their lunch special portion could be a bit more.