Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer: Traci is the best! I highly recommend her - for a relaxing massage or a sports massage or any stressed muscles that needed attention. I am a professional athlete and I have followed Traci for years and I will continue to see her for my massages. I have recommended her to friends that have also benefited from her awesome massages.

Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer: Update: I had eaten at Destihl a couple months ago, and the best word for my dining experience at that point would be "inconsistent." Last night I returned to Destihl so that I could form a more definite opinion. For my main course, I ordered the Brewmaster's Pizza, which was served with chicken, andouille sausage, ale onions, and an espresso-chipotle barbecue sauce. The pizza was nothing to rave about, but it probably would have been quite a bit better if a) the pizza had been served hot instead of lukewarm and rapidly cooling, and b) the crust had been cooked all the way through. My brother's pizza was also apparently cold and undercooked, and reading through the other reviews, this seems to be common for diners at Destihl who order pizza. I think I've probably accumulated enough evidence at this point--Destihl is not worth the high prices. There are so many better restaurants in Champaign.

Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer:
Tortas Pierna are excellent! Always get it and its always good. Try the Energetic Juice too! Service was good and fast.