I missed my math class this morning because I thought it said " HUM 113 " on my schedule when in fact it said " HUM 311 . " I ' m beginning to think I ' m mildly dyslexic . In other news , I met the Cavalier King Charles Spaniels I ' m going to be babysitting for a month yesterday .

A: Why was the narrator not in class this morning ?

I now had 2 middle pair and a flush draw . The player in earlier position bet $ 50 into the $ 65 pot . I pushed all in .

A: In what game did I have a flush draw ?

It just did n't really catch my attention , and there was nothing to be excited about or to cry about . Bottom line : pretty dumb . BUT ! A Moment to Remember , on the other hand , is a complete classic .

A: Why might I be making comments about different shows I watched ?

Since it was summer , and I was not at work , I took off my sweater and left it in the car . I parked in the front row and headed to the front door . Then I noticed the strap from my top was flopping down .

A:
What may have been the reason I parked in the front row ?