This is the content of an email: THE BLONDE KIDNAPPER A blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom. She went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree, and told him, "I've kidnapped you." She then wrote a note saying, "I've kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag and put it under the pecan tree next to the slide on the north side of the playground. Signed, a blonde." The blonde then pinned the note to the kid's shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents. The next morning the blonde checked, and sure enough, a paper bag was sitting beneath the pecan tree. The blonde opened the bag and found the $10,000 with a note that said, "How could you do this to a fellow blonde?"

Subject: Now I understand why you didn't pick up the phone at noon yesterday

This is the content of an email: Hi Tana. Could you please forward a NDA for the possible sale of EnronOnline functionality to the following person? The NDA would be similar to the one you did for Equiva and Louis Dreyfus. The contact information is: Mr. Roger Parks JR Simplot Company rwparks@simplot.com Thank you.

Subject: JR Simplot Company NDA

This is the content of an email: In cleaning up e:mails, I can across this one from Sheila. Is this one of the corrections that was made to the June information? Any update on July? Thanks.

Subject: June Operating Report

This is the content of an email: Zelda, Tyler is copying these files to your h:\ drive today. Internet_Tariff/html/TW/APPROVED (Internet Tariff files) /CURRENT /PROPOSED /Superseded, Internet_Tariff/TW/Andre (Internet Tariff files) /Approved /Current /Proposed /Rejected /Superseded /Temporary, RSTELLY (Ray Stelly's TW files - moved to Omaha from Houston 2/6/97) and TW_RATE (U.S. Computer Consultant TW Tariff files - provided for informational purposes only) I am sending you via overnight mail a CD of TW1/Vol3:Homedept/Rates. These are the files that were on the TW Houston server at the time Omaha assumed responsibility for TW Rates and Certificates. If you have any questions, please call me.
Subject: TW Files