Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A: You want some food with your salt? This place is hidden, cozy atmosphere, really polite staff, but ultimately we go for the food, right? I tried the beef/lamb gyro 2x. The meat was tasty, but overloaded on the salt. The sides were also very salty. I feel like I gave it 2 shots and that was my limit because the salt was on overload. Wouldn't go again.

Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A: I live maybe 1/10 of a mile from this place, so I wanted badly to like Spicy Pickle. It could be a convenient place to pick up a pizza, a salad, or a sandwich when I'm not feeling much like eating my home-cooked meals. But no... I just can't say I like it. Tried it twice, in fact. Just to be sure. First time I ordered a chicken caesar salad. It was decent - crisp lettuce, shaved parmesan instead of greated/powder cheese. Nice. But the chicken. Ugh. I was hoping - no, EXPECTING. A grilled chicken breast. But this salad had deli-sliced chicken mixed in. Huh? I felt deflated, but ate it anyway. The next time, I ordered a Pizzette (their thin crust pizzas). Again, just "mehhh..." I just can't bring myself to come back for a third try. I haven't had any sandwiches there, and I'm wondering if maybe that's their "prize" menu item. Hmmm. Should I?

Problem: Write a positive yelp review.
A:
Shrimp cocktails and margaritas!!!! Hands down! The best in this side of town and the guys working here have the best customer service!