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Output: If you're looking for somewhere to watch a game on tv... Keep looking. Walked in & right back out.. Very smokey, nothing special, & prices weren't worth toughing it out for.

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Output: This place is bizarre. We ended up here booking last minute on Hotwire. We're not really picky as long as a place is nice and clean, but I'm not sure where a place that's selling rooms at $50 a night on Hotwire gets off trying to make you pay extra if you want a king bed instead of two doubles? It would have been fine if they were simply out of kings, but trying to make people pay for it is just silly. They actually are double beds, so we just slept in separate beds. Not a huge deal for us, but if you want romance, you'll pay for it. It also was a million degrees in the room and the AC wouldn't really work. It was probably only in the 80s outside, so I'm not really sure why. The whole place has a weird horror movie feel to it, which seems very strange for a "resort" in Scottsdale. Best of all, the building makes all kinds of terrifying settling/creaking sounds like it's about to fall down. My husband threw a pillow at the ceiling to be funny and it sounded like the roof was going to cave in.

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Output: 5 stars for these guys!

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Got referred to this place by my HMO insurance care practitioner. I went in there because I have pain on my arm socket and shoulder. First visit , $70 co-pay. Doctor sent me to get x-rays which I didn't need and I knew I didn't need. Second and last visit, another $70 to have the doctor look at the x-rays that I didn't need and tell me they were negative (duh, really?) When I requested pain pills for my aching shoulder, he said I didn't need any (yeah, right, but I needed the x-rays) and to just take an anti inflammatory (he probably thought I was some druggie or something.) Then he gave me a cortisone shot, which I really didn't want but since it was an anti inflammatory, it did help, and gave me a referral for an MRI. I never got the MRI and haven't been back since because it will cost me another $70 each time I go there, which is ridiculous. I guess its ok if you're on welfare like most of their customers, but I'm not and can't afford $70 a visit. Still have the same shoulder and arm pain. Will be looking for another Orthopedic doctor soon.