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This chain revels in '90s kitsch, which I love because all these ugly pastel blues and pinks reminds me of how stupid design was in 1992. Please don't change it! I went here yesterday and no one was here during lunch hour on a Sunday. Strange, but whatever. Ordered teriyaki chicken and the lady friend ordered ... something. She didn't know what it was but it had noodles and some kind of bird meat. My rice bowl tasted decent and generic and I finished it halfway. The Girl couldn't get through two bites of her meal because it didn't taste like chicken (maybe it was duck? I doubt it.) and it smelled like fish. She also didn't finish her eggroll. How do you screw one of those up? Later, the Girl said she was lucky we didn't get food poisoning, but I still used it as an excuse to get out of work the next day. Ha! Take that corporate America! I would probably eat here again because I have a stomach lined with acid stronger than that stuff in the Alien movies, but I won't be taking my sugarpie loverbuns anywhere near here. Love, Tekel

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A.