Subject: "Your mailbox is over its size limit".

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Subject: "USDA Grade A prime beef....".

Body: ...okay, maybe it's not THAT good but it's cooked and the beer is plentiful. Hey everyone, Just wanted to test the waters and see what kind of interest there was in doing Steak Night tomorrow night at Little Woodrows. I feel like it's been a while since we really rallied the troops and I know I have personally missed the interaction. It's also been a while since we've attempted to solve the worlds problems over cold Shiner and I think the world may be the worse for it. So, get back to me and let me know if anyone's up for an evening of eating, drinking and most definitely being merry. If it looks like 'a go', I'll shoot everyone a follow-up email complete with ETA. The one and only, sscott5 "If we could just get everyone to close their eyes and visualize world peace for an hour, imagine how serene and quiet it would be until the looting started."

Subject: "Hallmark cards you'll NEVER see!".

Body: > Hallmark cards you'll NEVER see! > > *"Congratulations on your wedding day! Too bad no one likes your wife." > *"How could two people as beautiful as you have such an ugly baby?" > *"I've always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love. > After having met you, I've changed my mind." > *"I must admit, you brought Religion in my life. I never believed in Hell > until I met you." > *"Looking back over the years that we've been together, I can't help but > wonder: What the fuck was I thinking?" > *"As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am that you're not here to ruin > it for me." > *"If I get only one thing for Christmas, I hope it's your sister." > *"As you grow older, Mom, I think of all the gifts you've given me. > Like the need for therapy!!" > *"Thanks for being a part of my life! I never knew what evil was before > this!" > *"Congratulations on your promotion. Before you go, would like to take this > knife out of my back? You'll probably need it again." > *"Someday I hope to get married, but not to you." > *"Happy Birthday! You look great for your age...almost life-like! > *"When we were together, you always said you'd die for me. > Now that we've broken up, I think it's time you kept your promise." > *"We have been friends for a very long time -- what do you say we call it

Subject: "Take me out to the ...".

Body:
Oh wait, I can't go to the ball game because I couldn't take a day off from work to stand in the Enron lobby (or send my secretary to do it for me). For all of you who have managed to snag tickets for tonight's game congratulations and you suck. For the rest of us stuck out in the cold I suggest the only viable alternative before us is to drown our sorrows in a cold bottle of beer (or two, or three...). I realize the mass email has been MIA the last two weeks. For some this may have been a welcomed relief. For others there may have been some concern that they had been cut-off from the distribution. At present no one has been removed from the distribution, but it is undergoing an audit. Should it be determined that it is necessary to remove an individual from the list for any reason that individual will be notified and given an explanation. If anyone would like to know the causes for expulsion you can write to: I CAN'T BELIEVE ANYONE CARES IF THERE ON THIS DISTRIBUTION OR NOT BECAUSE THE ONLY PLACE WE SEEM TO GO IS WOODY'S EVERY THURSDAY BETWEEN 9:30 AND 10:00. On that note, see you guys at Woody's tonight around 9:30 or 10:00.