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An example of an negative review: Fox Rent-a-Car responded to my review and gave me a $76 refund. Thanks, Fox Rent-a-Car, but you still suck.

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An example of an positive review: I always try to hit this location when I'm in town. Great staff menu is solid & a Pittsburgh tradition.

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An example of an negative review: This club is AWFUL. On their website, they say they open at 10:30 p.m. but they kept us waiting in line until after 11 p.m. The "guy with the clipboard," Shawn, at first seemed amazing a friendly but soon turned into a condescending and rude snob. It's SO. LOUD. (I know, night clubs are supposed to be loud because I frequent night clubs but this was excessively and unnecessarily loud) and the way it's set up is really strange and not conducive to dancing or having a good time at all. The pictures online and the description are way different than what you actually get. They claim the club can hold 2,000 people, but they have different rooms/areas that can be opened or closed off depending on crowd size. They really try to keep the accessible areas as small as possible to make it seem like the club is packed. They have promoters going around basically begging people to come to the club and offering free cover (though not as desperate as the Koi promoters--honestly, they're trying harder than the people who pass out porn flyers on the streets) in a desperate attempt to get patrons. The dancers were very talented though. There's no clear dance space--the area we were in was mostly VIP tables for bottle service--and the area between tables which I had thought of as a walkway to get to the bathroom was the "dance floor." Maybe I'm lame, but I just don't feel like dancing in a hallway is a good time. There is nowhere to sit unless you pay $460 for a VIP table and bottle service. The bottle service might be cool for like a bachelorette party or something, but ONLY if you get to pick your table in advance because there were very few tables that looked like they were in a good area (not with the dancing crowd 3 feet away). And since the dress code is formal (not really enforced though, just saying there were some trashy looking people there) we were wearing FABULOUS (aka uncomfortable) shoes and having nowhere to get off our feet, drink, meet guys etc really put a damper on our experience. The casino itself is just pathetic. The whole thing is decorated in a very....desperate way. I got the feeling that they are trying so hard to make it seem like this is a fancy place where rich people and celebs go, but it looks like Paris Hilton's bedroom all hot pink with crystals everywhere. Not classy at all. The gogo dancers are beautiful and very talented, and the waitresses are friendly and very nice, which were the only positive aspects about my experience there. The "cover" is ridiculous--there's no open bar, so what's the point of having a cover? To make it feel exclusive? In my experience, a cover is a way for failing bars/night life areas to make some extra money, but to me it says, "we're cheap and we need to make money." This is a casino--typically, casinos don't "need" to make money that badly, so why do they need a cover? Their other club, Koi, does charge a $20 cover but it's an open bar so WIN! Especially since downstairs in the casino a rum and coke will run you $11. OK, here's our story: we were there for the heavily-promoted post-fight (UFC 162) after-party at the end of UFC Fight Week 2013 that GSP (Georges St. Pierre) would be. Meeting GSP was the entire basis for us going to Vegas, so before we decided to go me and my friend each called the night club 3 times to make sure we knew what was required. We were told 3 different amounts for the cover charge, but we were told the same thing every time: to meet GSP, we just had to show up and pay the cover to get in, we didn't have to get a VIP table or buy tickets or anything like that. So we go to Vegas, get there, Shawn says he'll "hook us up" since there were only 2 of us and we didn't feel it would be worth getting bottle service for that, etc, we're excited.....then we're kept waiting in line long after it's supposed to open, they finally let us in and GSP is nowhere to be seen and no one knows anything about it. We were really confused about the whole club--are we supposed to dance in the middle of the walkway? Can we please sit down? We just want a drink but the bartenders can't hear us....where's GSP?--ugh. Not fun. Then GSP shows up, yay! But they won't let us near him because we don't have green wristbands. WTH? So we asked how we get a wristband, and no one knows. We finally find a promoter giving out green wristbands and we go back but apparently they were the wrong green wristbands. Whatever. So we ask to talk to a manager (who was awesome!) because the whole green wristband issue seems like something they should have told us about when we asked what we needed to do to meet GSP, or at least they could have told us when we first asked hours before the club even opened, etc. So the security manager personally escorted us to meet GSP since we had been given wrong information by the Gallery staff, which was awesome. Overall, I am of the opinion that if a club has to beg you to come, it must not be a very good club--and for good reason.

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An example of an positive review: Love Postinos prices, atmosphere and service! I wish they took reservations because it does get so busy and sometimes I can't off of work early enough to get on the patio or a table on a busy night, but everything else is perfect.