Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: This place COULD BE COOL IF IT WEREN'T SO HORRIBLY MISMANAGED. My friend, family and me stayed at the hotel for my birthday weekend over Spring Training. To celebrate, we wanted to get massages at the Valley Ho spa. I called to make an appointment and they did not have the staff to give three people massages at one time. Crazy, since it was the Giants/Dodgers game weekend the year after the Giants won the World Series, college spring break, the height of spring training + near St. Patricks day. It's like they're still have a recession mentality. Anyway, we reserved three appointments as close as possible to each other just in case there were no other options. They told me they had to take my credit card as standard practice but that there would be no cancellation fee. Great! Then we asked the concierge to see if there was anything he could do to help us get concurrent appointments on my special birthday weekend. He ended up booking us appointments at an entirely different spa (maybe they are doing so well and do not want the money?) and said he'd be more than happy to cancel our appointments at the Valley Ho spa. We thought all was well and went about our day. I WOKE UP THE NEXT MORNING TO THREATENING CALLS FROM THEIR SPA saying that my credit card had been charged $400 since we never showed for our appointments... SO BASICALLY THE CONCIERGE NEVER CANCELED OUR APPOINTMENTS AT THE VALLEY HO SPA WHEN HE BOOKED US AT ANOTHER ONE, LIKE HE'D PROMISED TO DO. IT TOOK HOURS OF BEGGING AND PLEADING WITH MULTIPLE USELESS PEOPLE TO TRY TO CLEAR UP THE CONFUSION. Garrett was the one who made the mistake and later claimed he'd never spoken to us or rebooked our appointments. Josh was the one who tried his best to help fix the situation, so thank you Josh! The next fabulous thing that happened was that my friend and I WOKE UP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT THE NEXT NIGHT TO TWO LEAKS IN OUR BATHROOM PIPES - IT WAS FLOODED! We didn't have enough towels to mop it all up. The nail in the coffin was when I TRIED MY ROOM KEY IN THE DOOR AND IT DIDN'T WORK. So I went to talk to the concierge to ask about it and they said: "OH SORRY, WE THOUGHT YOU WERE CHECKING OUT TODAY SO WE DEMAGNETIZED IT." Appears they can't keep track of schedules very well either : (
Q: positive

A: This is the only car wash you'll ever want or need to go to. I took my car in and they cleaned the exterior to perfection, but on the way home I noticed some streaks on the windshield so I called them, and they asked me to bring it back that day, but I had to be elsewhere so I brought it back the next morning and they re washed it, went over everything meticulously and cleaned it so well my car wound up looking better than when I bought it. They also didn't charge me a dime to rewash my entire car over a few streaks on the windshield. No other car wash provides this level of service, no other car wash is a true hand wash like this, and no other car wash I've been to in any city or state even comes close. I recommend it to everyone I know and as long as they're around and I own a car I will never go anywhere else.
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer: Not really that impressed. It looked like it could have been a really cool place to eat, so I'm a little disappointed. We got our food to go and ordered it from the bar. The bartender wasn't the least bit friendly. He seemed irritated that we were there at all. He was however, very nice when he told us we needed to move. The burger that I ordered was alright, I kind of gave up on eating it...it was one that you put together yourself and the ingredients that they gave me to do so weren't cooperating with each other. I ended up covered in ketchup and at least half my burger uneaten. The fries were soggy too, like maybe they had a light rinse before they were thrown in the box. The clam chowder was really good though. But I don't know if that's even saying much, I'm pretty sure nobody makes their soup from scratch these days. I may venture back for the $1 oysters though. Maybe.
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Output: Poor Poor and Rude Customer Service!! The agent made a comment "Buyers are Liars" and refused to add my wife on the contract as my spouse without marriage certificate. We were dumb folded. We found this very discriminatory towards women to show the marriage certificate in order to be on a petty contract!!! Very Very Disappointing service. Also, they charged us for Ford Fusion but the only car available was a small Chevy Spark!!
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output: This place is ok. I've only ever tried breakfast bagel sandwiches. The bagels are good. Eggs have no flavor, not even salt and pepper. Customer service could be way better. Outdoor seating is a bonus.
Problem: Write a positive (OPTIONS:
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A:
THE ABSOLUTE BEST BUFFALO CHICKEN WINGS CAN BE FOUND HERE!!! What got me to order them? On the menu there was a quick note: MUST TRY FOR WING LOVERS. Buffalo Wild Wings, you have been trumped by All-American Bar & Grille. If I would have known that the wings were going to be this good, I would have resisted ordering the Bacon and Fried Egg burger and got myself 30 wings! There was so much meat on the wings, each bite and the meat slide off the bones with ease! When does that ever happen??!! I normally love to dip my wings in ranch, but it would be a insult to do so with these wings! Everything was perfect. The Bacon and Fried Egg burger was decent. The buns were a bit too dry and flaky. The meat itself was perfectly cooked at medium. It was juicy. The bacon and fried egg was crunchy. The fries came with with regular and curly. Service was nice and friendly.