In this task, five ordered key facts are given. All the given facts are expressed in natural language. Your job is to generate a story 100 to 1000 words long, that includes all the facts given as input in their order of appearance while expanding upon them to produce a broader, yet coherent, narrative.

Q: Fact1: Tribune newspaper is used to ordering staff around, Fact2: Kruger discovers scandalous picture of own daughter on front page of competing paper, Fact3: Henry pays visit to dubious publisher of competing paper, Fact4: Slippery Joe murders hides body in trunk of Henry 's parked car, Fact5: Slippery Joe breaks into Andy 's safe trying to get back written confession of previous murder

A: The publisher of The Tribune newspaper, Henry Kruger, who is used to ordering his staff around, finds that he is ignored by everyone in his own home. He is shocked when he discovers a scandalous picture of his own daughter, Phyllis, on the front page of the competing paper The Daily Argus. Henry pays a visit to the dubious publisher of the competing paper, Andy McDonald, and warns him to ever publish a picture like that again, or Henry will kill him. Henry is unaware of the fact that a man named Slippery Joe Clary has overheard his conversation with Andy, which Joe later reveals to him, threatening to expose him. Henry counters by claiming that Andy was the one who got Joe sentenced with his testimony, and that Andy dated Joes girlfriend while he was in the slammer. To avoid further complications, Henry takes a long vacation, following the suggestion of his chaffeur. While Henry is away, without his family, Slippery Joe murders publisher Andy and hides the body in the trunk of Henrys parked car. Slippery Joe also breaks into Andys safe, trying to get back a written confession of a previous murder, but finds out the document must have been hidden on the Publishers body. Henry has brought his car on the vacation, and finds Andys dead body in the teunk when he arrives at his hunting lodge. Panicking, he decides to dump the body to not be accused of murder, but his chauffeur sees the body before he has a chance to realize his plan. The chauffeur, eager to protect his employer, remove the body from the trunk and hides it inside the lodge. Visitors come and go at the lodge during the vacation, and the body is moved and hidden several times by the two men to avoid discovery. Soon enough Slippery Joe too comes looking for the body to retrieve the document. When Henrys family one day discovers that he has left on vacation, they also come up to the lodge to visit. After them come additional relatives, and even a news reporter from The Daily Argus, trying to get another scandalous story to publish in the paper. The body is discovered by every visitor to the lodge at some point, and the chauffeur has to move it constantly to confuse the guests, and Henry convinces them all that they have hallucinated. The local officer of the law, police constable Trigg, discovers Andys car hidden not far from the cabin, left there by Slippery Joe. Trigg immediately suspects Henry of murdering Andy and arrests him. James, Henrys relative, falsely claims to have murdered Andy to get Henry out of jail, but then Andys body is found, with the confession in one of his pockets. Slippery Joe is arrested for the murder. Slippery Joe admits his guilt when he learns that Trigg has the confession, and Henry is cleared of all suspicion. After the commotion, Henrys family promise to not ignore him anymore. Despite this, Henry finds himself sitting alone at breakfast the day after.
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Q: Fact1: Alex is fired Subject to upper-class customers daily contempt and disgust for being obnoxious and rude to clientele, Fact2: Powell is darling of press and Fiona voters, Fact3: Nosher has enemies including sinister Commander Fortune, Fact4: Spider plot to derail Home Secretary 's campaign of becoming Prime Minister, Fact5: Commander Fortune and Spider find out about changes to menu

A: The film begins in a highclass London restaurant named Bastards where the protagonist, Alex Alan Pellay, is a waiter. Subject to the upperclass customers daily contempt and disgust, Alex is eventually fired for being obnoxious and rude to the clientele. After witnessing a terrorist act on an embassy, he robs a benefits office and goes on the run with his new friend. Meanwhile, Nosher Powell plays the Home Secretary, a menacing, beerswilling, fornicating, lovable lout who has his own nononsense way of dealing with trouble, usually with his fists. He is the darling of the voters, the press, and the gorgeous Fiona Fiona Richmond, a glamorous KGB agent. He was also the one who ended the terrorist situation that Alex witnessed earlier in the movie. However, Nosher has enemies, including the sinister Commander Fortune Ronald Allen, who plots a peoples revolution with a difference, and General Karprov Dave Beard and Spider Ian Kilmister, who plot to derail the Home Secretarys campaign of becoming Prime Minister. After assembling a fourperson team of wouldbe anarchists, Alex returns to Bastards and lays waste to the clientele and staff. He begins serving them up to other rich people in their new restaurant, Eat the Rich. When Commander Fortune and Spider find out about these changes to the menu, they formulate a plot to get rid of the conservative Home Secretary for good.
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Q: Fact1: Sachiko Hanai works as call girl or soap girl specializing in sexual roleplay or cosplay, Fact2: Middle East turn out to be spies in middle of transaction, Fact3: Sachiko starts to take cell-phone picture of incident, Fact4: bullet including ability to understand languages Rather than advanced mathematical knowledge and ESP killing her, Fact5: North Korean While falls in love waiting in Sachiko 's house to reclaim finger

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Sachiko Hanai Emi Kuroda works as a call girl or soap girl specializing in sexual roleplay, or cosplay. In her work, Sachiko portrays a hometutor, hence the films original title, Horny Home Tutor: Teachers Love Juice. While at a cafe after one job, she witnesses an altercation between two men, one a North Korean and the other from the Middle East, who turn out to be spies in the middle of a transaction. When the argument escalates to gunplay, Sachiko foolishly starts to take a cellphone picture of the incident and is shot in the forehead. Rather than killing her, the bullet lodges in her brain and gives her extraordinary mental powers, including the ability to understand languages of which she previously had no knowledge, arcane philosophical insight, advanced mathematical knowledge, and ESP. After fleeing from the scene, she finds a metal cylinder in her pocket which contains a cloned copy of the finger of United States President George W. Bush. While waiting in Sachikos house to reclaim the finger, the North Korean falls in love with her. Sachiko befriends and makes love to a philosophy professor and the professor hires her as his sons tutor. The professors wife becomes suspicious and goes to a detective, who happens to be the man who shot Sachiko. Because Bushs fingerprint is capable of unleashing a nuclear holocaust, the North Korean wants the cylinder back. In the end he takes Sachiko and she uses her powers to direct them to a cave where they find a machine that can decide the fate of the world. Palm Pictures has the American distribution rights and has promoted the film with their own trailers while Argo Pictures retains the original rights for Japan.
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