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Output: No substitutions allowed for anything. I don't eat pork and wasn't allowed to sub for anything. Then I asked for gravy and the waitress said they don't have any. No gravy at a breakfast joint? Then the service wasn't good either. I pretty much sat most of the time waiting to get silverware, or syrup. Won't go back.

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Output: I first went to Cartel over the summer and was impressed more with the concept then the execution. The bar was just inside the entrance, the loungey area nothing more than a couple of sofas. Plus I don't drink coffee and they didn't have much else. Went back for the Yelp Office Hours this month and am a new fan. They've moved the bar to the center of the space and the open space makes all the difference. Also have quirky art around the walls, some nice tables and the same sofas which now seem more inviting. Add free wi-fi and hot chocolate to this list of praises and I've found a new "escaping from work, but still working" place.

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Output: The only reason why we went here was because after a 4hour road trip from CA we wanted some dim sum to start our weekend off and since the Harbor Palace was listed off offering it on the Malls board we walked over and decided to give it a try. There wasn't much variety after looking at 4-5 different carts that's all they had to offer. The siu mei and the chicken feet were the highlights everything else was bland and not exactly worth the meal . Go save your stomache for one of the places to eat at in the malls or try out ping pang pong down the road for better dim sum. Though for some reason the place was filling up pretty quick i'm assuming is because of that sign thats posted listing off all of the restuarants and what they have to serve. I guess its a plus that they serve until 5am on weekends.

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Food's great, pool tables are nice, servers are awesome! Why 2 stars then? Because it takes an executive order to change a channel to a sporting event that's EXTREMELY important to a customer. Give your staff the respect they deserve to be able to change a channel and my $50+ would've stayed at your bar instead of finding another place with the game on (thank you, Yelp!) and driving there to catch the second half of an important game. Your customer should NEVER have enough time to Yelp your competitor to get the service that's most important to them because, unfortunately for you, the other place had great food, terrific service and pool tables TOO!