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An example of an negative review: Went on a groupon $20 for $10 deal, I was disappointed even having spent $10. Ordered a burger and salad. Menu stated "mixed greens, red onions, carrots, tomato, cheddar cheese, wonton strips", I received a handful of iceberg lettuce, a tiny bit of grated cheese, and an under-ripe tomato (no carrots, onion, wonton strips etc.) Salad came in a styrofoam container with a plastic fork, even though we dined in; I don't expect fine china, but you can't do any better than styrofoam? I didn't have huge expectations, burger was decent, on par with a in and out/five guys but at 2X-3X the price. Manager (owner?) seemed to be trying, but I can't imagine this place will be long for this world.

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An example of an positive review: Brunch is seriously one of my absolute favorite meals (though I really love lunch and dinner a lot too... umm... it's an ongoing internal debate, which one I love the most). Cafe Continental is an argument FOR brunch. All of their benedicts are spectacular and if you love french toast, you are in luck. Absolutely fantastic! And their omelets? Arg. SOOO good. The cheesy grits are good, if that's your thang but the side of potato salad is equally delicious. Their dinners are okay, from what I remember but not stand-out excellent like their brunches. Also. They have the most awesome coffee mugs which were handed down from generations of restaurants or something amazing like that. AND you can't find them anywhere anymore!!! SOOO COOL. I want a mug!!! Anyone know a good smith metal?? lol.

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An example of an negative review: Table games dealers are jaded and cranky -- they seem to enjoy when players lose. Pit bosses are paranoid -- bet ramp ups at BJ cause problems. Went from $25 to $200 and the PB looked like he wanted to strangle me. Don't use a players club card, comps are impossible to get.

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An example of an negative review: All-you-can eat pizza buffet & drink for $7. It is just buffet pizza lots of different variations and you can request any you can imagine-mac n chz,hot dog, pepperoni & jalapeno,hawaiian & more. There's about 10-12 varieties on the buffet at a time. There's lots of people here so there's usually something new every time back to the buffet. They also have 2 salads, soup & bread sticks plus 2 desserts and they serve Coca-Cola products. It's cafeteria-style seat yourself and there is a small arcade and several flat screen TVs. For buffet pizza this place is OK. BUT for pizza it's crap-No flavor, sauce was weak, thin flavorless crust or thick & doughy, all the toppings were over processed and the cheese was invisible. Worst yet less than 5 minutes after leaving this place I had the uncontrollable feeling that everything needed to exit my body from one end or the other.