Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Q: Someone sidesteps and breaks the chair over his back. Getting up, someone

A: pulls off his pajama pants.
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Q: The Slytherin team fly out in their green cloaks. Standing around the oval arena, the spectators

A: watch someone as he looks past awkwardly and exits the opposite.
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Q: Now someone leads someone and someone through a passage. He

A:
drops his rifle and sniffs his surroundings.
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