Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer: Oh this was not good. A server brought bread to our table for three with a small dish of butter(?) We had no plates or silverware. When I asked a waiter if we could have plates she said (with a straight face), "We don't have any plates. We have large plates for the meal, but no small plates. If we get some, I'll bring them to you." I said, do you have silverware? She said, "Yes." Could we have some? "Oh, ok. Sure." The food? Stay home, make a bologna sandwich (on a plate) and enjoy yourself.

Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer: Great for take out. Decently priced and pretty tasty. They are very quick also. I usually place my order over the phone and when I arrive 10 minutes later it is already packed up and ready for pick up. I highly recommend any of their salt & pepper entrees, particularly the squid. They make a really good version of it.

Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer:
I tried the Siopao, a pork one and a chicken one. The chicken one was more interesting, but I liked the taste of the pork one better. The sauce for them was unremarkable. That about sums it up: unremarkable overall.