Input: What would be an example of an negative review?

An example of an negative review: Wow, Monkey Pants, you really let me down. I've heard so many great things, from Yelp and from friends, and I couldn't wait to check this place out. I finally did, and was honestly very surprised at how much I didn't like this place. So the basics... you can usually get 2 out of 3 on service, price, and quality. Well the service sucked. The waitress was literally angry we were there. The prices were ok. Quality? When your coke doesn't taste like coke (we're talking about soda here), the lemonade doesn't taste like lemonade, and the nachos seem like they've been prepared a few hours ago... not my place. The decor confused me. It seemed like they wanted to try for a sports restaurant, with a ton of TVs, but the TVs were fighting with the grandma's living room section. I didn't feel the vibe, in fact I felt the desire to go home. They have a free comedy show on Thursday nights as well. The MC kept reminding us that you get what you pay for, but he must have been lying because they didn't pay me to sit through it. Just about nothing offends me, but these "comedians" had offense on lock. Jokes about rape and abortion, one after another, and nobody was laughing - time to give it up.

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An example of an positive review: How can you not love this place??!! This is in my top three restaurants in Las Vegas. We have eaten here maybe 5 or 6 times and each time has been wonderful. Some of the best service we've had. Last time or server was a older gentleman with a heavy French accent. Very friendly and accommodating to some things that we ordered that were not on the menu. We've had steaks, white fish (light breading), salmon, crepes, salads, and this last time an omelet. All of it has been great. I'm not a big "Frites" fan and so I usually substitute mashed potatoes. I learned this last time that the potatoes are so good because of all the cream and butter that goes into it. Good for you....No. Great tasting....absolutely! The atmosphere is fantastic with the Bellagio fountain show directly across the street. At night you can see the shows every 15 minutes. The restaurant itself is very classy looking and romantic. It has the look - and location- of an expensive place but the prices are surprisingly moderate - steaks in the low 20's, fish in the high teens and lunch crepes with a salad for about $12. Oh, and not to be gross, be sure to check out the restrooms just behind the restaurant. They have a recording playing of pick up lines and things you'll hear at the Paris. It's English, then translated into French. It is quit funny and amusing. I learned how to say: "If you were a sandwich, you'd be a Mc-Babe with Cheese." and "Your father must have been a baker, 'cause you've got nice buns". So, if I ever go to France, I'll have some French under my belt. Hey!! That sounds like a pick up line right there!!

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An example of an positive review: "A bloody mary first thing, a bite at the King's Head, couple at the Little Princess, stagger back here and bang... back to the bar for shots." -- Shaun of the Dead (2004) Buffets are hit or miss for me - they can either be stellar and full of amazing bites, or kind of gross and disappointing. I had heard great things about Wicked Spoon from a friend who had visited last year, so we hoofed it to the Cosmopolitan from Mandalay Bay. We were not disappointed. We were greeted by lovely hostesses and walked to our table. Our server immediately asked us what would we like to drink - the other 4 ladies opted for mimosas (bottomless) while I went for the bloody mary (also bottomless). Our drinks would be half full and a new one would be delivered - that's what I call service. Our timing was such that breakfast items were still out and they were slowly being replaced with lunch items - so we got the best for both worlds. Pastries, eggs, ham, bacon, pancakes, waffles. etc. And then came the lunch items - quiches, pork loin roast, roast beef, mac and cheese, shrimp, stir frys and more. Everything I ate was delicious and well-prepared. There was just so much of it, and I wish I had a bigger stomach, or maybe a second one so I could enjoy it all. The service was spot-on - the emptied plates were cleared out quickly so i had a cleared place when I returned with a new one. Our server was also delightful and quite personable. I would come back for the food, the service, the cleanliness of the establishment and all for a great price. And the drinks were potent and ever flowing. I'll be back again.

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An example of an positive review: Took my car in for a repair a few years ago. This time I needed some major work done and seemed to remember a great, honest experience from years ago, so I figured I would try them again. I was not disappointed. Great customer service, very fair pricing, professional, courteous...I will only consider them for all repair needs in the future. Highly recommended!