You are given a review about a place. You need to provide a rating from "1 star" to "5 stars" for this place.

Let me give you an example: Although I did enjoy the food here, I was completely unimpressed (and slightly annoyed) by the overpriced margaritas. I ordered a platinum which contained "fresh" juice. It tasted like it had sprite in it, so I thought surely she gave me the wrong one. It turns out that "fresh juice" is really margarita mix on tap from the same gun as the sprite. I asked for something fresh to replace the horrible margarita and received a rocks glass with just muddled lime and a salted rim. I'm not sure it contained any tequila. Horrible! It's not that hard to make a fresh margarita!
The answer to this example can be: 2 stars
Here is why: The writer has been annoyed in this place and has enjoyed the food. So, "2 stars" sounds reasonable for it.

OK. solve this:
I love watching all of the queens and fashinistas fight when they bring out new jeggings.

But those shoes,son!!!

check the garment for any defect because you can't return it.

I love how hood this place is. The staff. the shoppers. I love a good knife fight, so I LOOOVVVVVEEEEEEEEEE last chance.

I really can't say enough about the life and death atmosphere of this place.

BROOKS BORTHERS TIES FOR $5.97!

Speaking of last chances... Tokyo I'm talking to you.

REMEMBER, LAST CHANCE ALSO REFERS TO THE CLIENTELE! Its like watching Golding or Conrad.

Reviewer Jason M. Writes amazing retail haikus. YOU HAVE A GIFT!
Answer:
4 stars