question: I was n't really in the mood to , but I decided I better take Bug on a short walk . I come home to find that my front door has blown open and Flash was sitting on my stairs , and Sprout was on the ground darting under the stairs . I herded Flash and Bug inside , and somehow during that 20 seconds Sprout managed to disappear completely . Delightfully I had a dentist appointment in ten minutes so I had to leave instead of looking for her .
Q: Why did the narrator not look for sprout ?

answer: They had a dentist appointment .

question: So yeah , we 'll see . ( Also my parents will probably flip their shit when I tell them . They 'll probably be torn between " well at least it 's a real school " " but it 's some kinda liberal shite ! "
Q: Why are their parents upset about the liberal arts school ?

answer: They identify with the opposite political party .

question: Damn husband of hers is a jerk , and every time he treats her like shit , she calls in sick because she gets so upset . She claimed it was gall stones , we know better . He also abuses her , and I just pray it was n't that this time . I ' m worried about her , really worried .
Q: What might be the relationship between her and I ?

answer:
None of the above choices .