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An example of an negative review: 1. Took forever to check in 2. The room wasn't actually in the cool retro courtyard, but was above a loud nightclub 3. Entrance to our room was through sets of bouncers who wouldn't let us in. Then we finally convinced them there was a hotel above the club (we thought). We wandered in a rowdy, skanky club and found the elevator. 4. Key didn't work at first. No phones in room to call down to front desk. Oh yeah, no tv's 5. Charged a resort fee of $22 on top of Expedia. Fine print shadiness. When asked what resort fee included, they said "wifi and parking". So clearly every Super 8 motel is a resort as well. Good to know. 6. Club that was inside/outside, right out our window, blasted trance music until 4am. Earplugs didn't help since it thumps the entire building. 7. 2-bed room was actually just a hostel-style bunkbed. No true double bed rooms. Honestly, this was probably the worst hotel experience of my life (except maybe a youth hostel in Budapest) If they want to run a club until 4am and make money that way, fine, but don't try to double-dip and rent rooms directly above it. Shady bullcrap. We booked 5 rooms and had 6 people staying. On the ride home, we all joked about it being the worst hotel experience ever. So there you go. Oasis, you blow.

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An example of an negative review: If I could give them zero stars I would. To say it was horrible would actually be an understatement. From the moment we got there they started screwing up and it just didn't stop. I will list the problems but I must emphasize the BIGGEST problem. They were rarely apologetic for mishaps which was the most egregious part of the experience. I expected some kinks as it was the second weekend they were open, however, the unwillingness of the majority of the employees to fix the problems was shocking. Problems: 1. We waited over 10 minutes at the valet for a bellhop. We were the only ppl waiting so it wasn't like there was a line. When we asked what was going on, the valet told us there was only ONE bellhop working that post on the Friday afternoon before Labor Day weekend. Poor planing to say the least. 2. When checking in, we asked the front desk where a good place in the hotel would be to grab drinks. The places she said to go were closed and the places she said were closed were the ones open. We spent an hour walking around the hotel later that night due to her poor information 3. We got to our room and the toilet clogged. We called down to get it fixed 3 times before anyone came. When we asked to switch rooms they said we didn't need to because they would fix it, but it took too long for someone too come, we had to go down to the lobby to use the bathroom. If they couldn't send someone to fix it they should have honored our request to switch. Instead, they argued with us during not only the first but also the second call down to get it fixed. 4. We ordered a rollaway and confirmed 3 times at check in. When one didn't come, we called and they said it was a fire hazard for a rollaway to be in that room. We had to switch, which the wouldn't let us do due to the clogged toilet so to be honest we weren't too upset about that. Except, it took 4 hours and 3 calls to get the rollaway to out next room. Each time we called they said it wasn't in the system, and they would enter it and it would come right away. We would tell them the last person did that, and they would say well it wasn't Entered and I am entering it now, so it will come. We tried to tell them obviously the system is not working right but each person insisted we were wrong and they had fixed the problem. Clearly NOT the case. 4. The bell hop that we waited 10 min upon arrival, lost our bags. When we called down, we told them we had dinner reservation at the hotel restaurant in 10 min and we need our stuff. It was a hotel restaurant, not one person we spoke to ( we called multiple time) offered to call the restaurant and have them hold our reservation. They only questioned our need for our luggage prior to dinner. This all happened in the first few hours. It didn't get better. I won't bore you with the additional details but I just want to warn everyone NOT to go. There are plenty of wonderful hotels on the strip with great service. I spent over 25% of our vacation fixing their mistakes. Our room didn't get cleaned for 3 days. We showered with dirty towels. A holiday inn would have been better. They have these people in red checkered blazers all over the hotel. I think they tell them to be extremely rude and unhelpful because I didn't speak to one in 3 days that smiled. As mentioned earlier, the absolute worst part was when speaking to multiple managers the only real thing anyone did was take 100$ off our 1000$ + bill. You would expect a lot more after such a nightmare experience. I tend to be a very satisfied customer and I travel a ton. I have never ever ever seen anything like this. Don't waste your time or money. It doesn't even seem like they care about how awful it is. For most people vacations are hard earned and few and far between. This wasn't a vacation for me. I feel like I spend a lot of money and time on frustration and I am not getting any of my time back and they only felt the need to give me back less than 10 percent of my hard earned money.

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An example of an negative review: They shouldn't be proud to call themselves Asian cuisine...really. The food's a far cry from anything remotely Asian and I include Panda Express and fast food Chinese chains into this equation. I should've known better by the food displays, but I didn't think what I was ordering was on display. I ordered the garlic chicken w/white rice. GRILLED slices of white meat chicken on top of some rice w/a bland, gross 'teriyaki' sauce on top. The meat had no flavor, the teriyaki tasted like nothing at all.. it was a bowl of different textured tasteless solids for $8. Resembling Flame Broiler but nowhere near the taste of it. The decor in the restaurant was really nice and attractive, I give them an extra star for that.. but to be honest, if they had that much money to burn on decor, they could've used it to provide better quality food..

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An example of an negative review: Aptly named!! It is tucked away and uniquely designed. The food is meant to be shared FORGET THAT right now, it's not enough, but GOOD. The best thing I found here was the H2O. They put slices of cucumbers in it and I found that really refreshing. I would give it another try for lunch maybe next week.