Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer: I became familiar with At Your Service because they always have a table at Yappy Hour. The guy that mans it is always friendly and very generous with the treats, as my dog tends to stalk his table just waiting for him to give her something. They were also recommended by a friend involved with dog rescue. As far as I know they are the only store that carried a particular cage muzzle I was looking for versus ordering it online. I took my little "Cujo" with me so he could try it on. The store is large. If you are a fan of healthy, natural, high quality dog food and products this is the store for you. Customer service was great. The clerk spent a lot of time going over my dogs aggression and anxiety issue and offered me a card of a trainer that works with rescued dogs at a discount. They fact that they also have dog adoption events at their store is another plus in my book.

Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer: I came here with a bachelorette party, 9 of us total. The men -- there were some really really gorgeous guys. No, not gorgeous, HOT guys. Great bodies, great moves -- but I can only remember 2 really hot guys and none of them were particularly NICE. Some of them were just aggressive assholes. A lot of the guys looked over 40 and not in a sexy George Clooney "distinguished" flattering way. The dances -- they were much more raunchy than female dancers. There's a lot of banana hammocks. It made me think of impressionism -- good from far... yea, you know the rest. One guy in particular really needed to ex-foliate their ass (according to a friend). That's the opposite of sexy The cost -- HOLY SHIT these guys are shady. This place felt too mechanical and too shady. I don't think you'd suspect it at first -- but when we got in we were greeted by a line up of guys. They seemed friendly at first, but no money no honey. There was one friendly guy (Asian guy) but all the other dudes seemed way more interested in screwing you over than pretending to want to screw you. First, the guys would take money from out of your hand, put it in your mouth or your dress and then work for it. Ummm, no it doesn't work that way. Next, they would just take money from the table by the stage. What the fuck? Thirdly, I had one guy rub up against me only to find that he stole a $20 voucher a friend had slipped into my dress. Yea, sly. The worst was a guy asking my friend sitting next to me if it was ok if I bought her a dance. Um, sure I'll buy her a dance but because I wanted to, not because you pressured me. The worst part? Guess who never got her dance? It was fun, but don't go there too drunk and set a budget for yourself. Hold on to your cash closely! Ok, downstairs, the girls? from what I could tell the girls were really hot. I only sat for a little bit but they paid more attention to the guys than me. So I took my cash and left.

Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer:
Great food. Maybe the best in the west. But really expensive.