input: Write a negative yelp review (OPTIONS:
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output: I'm officially done purchasing LV products after today! I went in for a repair on a purse and was told that because it had a crack that they could not repair the strap, rendering my purse unusable. It also took several times to even get a semi-logical explanation from the manager. Neither she nor the clerk was capable of explaining why it could not be repaired. The only logical response though would have been that they can try to repair it, but cannot guarantee the repair. Instead, I was told to take it to a local shoe repair shop. Done! I encourage my friends, sorority sisters, family, etc., to be aware that LV does not stand behind their products. Select a different "luxury" bag.
input: Write a negative yelp review (OPTIONS:
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output: Really I'd give this place negative stars if I could. While out for a walk to enjoy spring's final arrival here in da 'burgh we stopped in for an afternoon snack. Being between the lunch and dinner rush there were only a few other diners. While I know they aren't fully staffed at 3:30 in the afternoon I still could find no excuse for the slow service. This is Lawrenceville after all and you should expect a fair amount of foot traffic on a pretty day. Obviously this wasn't taken into consideration when putting together the staff schedule. It was either that or our waitress was just really bad. We ordered the goat cheese bruschetta, the artisan cheese platter and 1 diet coke. First of all, that ain't goat cheese. At least not any goat cheese I've ever tasted. However given how much balsamic vinegar it was floating in my taste buds could have been confused. Hint to the chef - buy a quality balsamic and then us it judiciously. This stuff tasted like the cheapest bottle of balsamic you can find at Shop ans Save. The artisanal cheese plate was simply a joke. The first thing I noticed was the decorative strawberry that was obviously way, way past it's fresh date. Another hint to the chef, if a strawberry is mushy and not the right color don't put it on my plate. I won't miss the decoration but I'll be dang sure to notice the spoiled berry sitting right in front of me. I could maybe get past that if the cheese had been decent. There was supposed to be 3 cheeses and granted there were 3 small piles of cheeses plus a few slices of pepperoni. And yet more of that cheap tasting balsamic vinegar. I know one of these cheeses was a smoked gouda but no guess on the other 2 piles. The waitress never bothered to say what they were and I suspect it was the same cheese just cut in different shapes. I sure couldn't distinguish any difference in taste. Artisanal this was not. I suspect it was a small serving from one of those big cheese and meat trays they sell at any grocery store. All told our little afternoon snack cost $30 and it wasn't just underwhelming it bordered on inedible. Given all the truly wonderful restaurants in Lawrenceville I see absolutely no reason to waste your time or money on this place. We live in the neighborhood and therefore dine often in the neighborhood. However I can promise you we will never cross Matteo's' threshold again.
input: Write a negative yelp review (OPTIONS:
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output:
I have lived here for almost 2 years and I WILL NOT be renewing my lease. The leasing office staff is completely incompetent and have no idea what they are talking about on a regular basis. They don't even understand their own product a majority of the time and find loopholes to charge more money that normally isn't justified. I rarely get notified of my packages being delivered, the 'updated security' is still poor, and you are paying premium pricing for mediocre service. I look forward to leaving in a month. I will not be renting from Las Vegas Grand or their parent company Con Am ever again.