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Output: Customer service rep who came to the vehicle made it seem like he had something better to do. Informed him that I called ahead to a UHaul down the road, asking if I could drop the truck off at this location instead. I was told this would not be a problem. The customer service rep told me that if I dropped the truck off they would be stealing from the other location. I told him that I verified the transaction with the other location and they were good to go. He appeared uninterested and told us we had to drop off the truck at the other location. We drove to the other location at 331 East Chandler Boulevard and they were pleasant and helpful. They verified that we could have indeed dropped the truck off at that location and they would do whatever is best for the customer.

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Output: Wow, what a great experience - I had gone out of my way to research mattress stores in Phoenix, but all the ones I found were either out of business, unbelievably overpriced, out in BFE (East Mesa?!? No thanks.), or selling nasty used mattresses from defunct hotels (google was no help on this, apparently 'mattresses' is a heavily-spammed search term in the Phoenix market). After yet another disappointing round of visiting stores on lunch hour, I was heading home mattress-less and dreading another night of sleeping on my old and busted bed when I happened to drive past this store and figured it wouldn't hurt to make just one more stop. I'm definitely glad I did. I walked in, told the guy what I wanted (California King - I'm too tall for any other kind), and he actually had one in stock! I took a few minutes to try out the floor model/check out comfort, and was sufficiently impressed to break out the wallet. I asked about delivery and was happy to find that they could bring it to the house same-day, even though it was around 2PM when I stopped in. What this store WAS: - Straighforward - I didn't detect a single hint of BS throughout the entire process, despite being on high alert after scam attempts by other vendors. - Quick - I knew what I wanted, told the guy, and that was it. No debate, no upsell/cross-sell, pricing conditions, nothing. - Professional - They promised delivery between 4PM and 6PM today, the mattress arrived at 5:05. The delivery man was clean and courteous, and helped me unwrap and place the mattress in its new home. Even with an $18 delivery fee, it was well worth it to me to have someone help haul it in and set it up. - Fairly-priced - I have to admit that this wasn't the lowest price I had seen for Cali Kings, but I feel that the price was quite fair for the mattress I got. Also, as mentioned above, most of the ones at bargain-basement stores appeared to be pre-used by hotel guests while still being priced at 60% of what this brand-new mattress cost me. - Quick - I only wish I had stopped here first instead of spending upwards of 30 hours researching and visiting other stores over the past few months. I was in and out of the store in 15 minutes. What this store was NOT: - Pushy, deceitful, etc - I have zero tolerance for things like upsells or scams like "well, the advertised price is $X, but you have to also buy box springs at 3x market price, otherwise the mattress costs $2X", and I'm pleased to report that none of these games were played - my BS detector didn't go off even once. - Glitzy (i.e. like a Sealy showroom, where you know the mattresses are over $1k mainly because of the interior decorating expense). Don't get me wrong, it's not gross or scummy, but if you're looking for shiny chrome fixtures, tastefully-arranged faux bedrooms, and swarms of smarmy salesdrones, this isn't the place. - Overpriced (see above re: glitzy showrooms) - I think I got a good deal on my mattress. - Easy to park in - the lot is *tiny* but still navigable - even in my honkin' F150 I had a couple inches of room to spare on either side... - Easy to find - it's tucked away in a tiny strip mall just West of 24th st. on the South side of Indian School If you're not looking for the sign, it'll sneak up on you (my apologies to the guy behind me for the sudden brake-slam/hard right into the parking lot - my bad...) In short, this was a singularly painless experience, in stark contrast to my experiences with other vendors during my research phase. I feel as if I was treated fairly, got better service than I expected, and I look forward to sleeping in comfort once again!

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Output: So I just moved to Vegas and always got a pretty good haircut from the Sport Clips in Northridge, CA. The haircut I got at this Sport Clips was awful. I went home and fixed it with my own clippers. I also smelled cigarette smoke the whole time I was getting my hair cut as someone was smoking just outside the back door, with the door open. I will not be returning. I could have gotten a better haircut at a beauty school.

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Great sports bar feel. Lots of TVs. If you are looking for a menu of perfect bar food, this is the place. From Burgers to Pizza and chicken fingers. And all the fried appetizer favorites. With the great sports bar feel on one side, they have a family friendly dining room also. The owners are hands on and greet everyone. And if watching the game gets boring, they offer off-track betting.