TASK DEFINITION: You are given a review about a place. You need to provide a rating from "1 star" to "5 stars" for this place.
PROBLEM: Just reviewing the cupcakes...I forgot I had these cupcakes for an event at work. I suppose they weren't very memorable. The flavors were vanilla and chocolate combinations. I need to visit their actual shop and sample some more creative flavors as well as their menu.

SOLUTION: 3 stars

PROBLEM: Its a fun place fo' sho'! I love the bunny outfits and wished I could have one for my own closet! The guys in there are superyouknowwhat, I guess they expect you grab their hammocks and glutes after they buy two shots for $44 (no there are no diamonds in there, I checked!) and take you to their room... but oh well, just grab their butt, tell them how cute they are and you would love to, but you need to go tinkle first, grab your GF and run upstairs to Moon! :)
All in all, the Palms clubs are all really great and you MUST go there! But dress good, and look good! At least visit the gym twice a week for more than 20 minutes :) if you get my drifteroo

SOLUTION: 4 stars

PROBLEM: Just as quickly as I got up 500 bucks I was down 1000, and this is playing at the cheapest table they had. That hardly matters when some scantily clad woman is blowing your dice. The place is pretty damn clean for how many people walk through it. They had a garden in the middle which I thought might have been fake as everything looked pristine, but turns out they just do an amazing job of making the real seem surreal. This includes those glass blown flowers in the reception area. Pretty unbelievable.

SOLUTION:
4 stars