Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: Elevate appears to not care about answering their customers. I sent the quoted text below to them two ways: via email and a FB message and received NO response for either. In conclusion, not only is their service sub-standard and their products mediocre, they feel no need to address their customers comments. "I spent some time at Elevate this evening...had some tea and decided to order some famous Rock Springs pie. I've never tried it. First of all, the service was nonexistent. I was given a number to take back to my table, 15 minutes later, nothing. I had to go to the counter...then they got it! It's not as if it was busy! The pie was visually unimpressive, especially for almost $5! It looked kind of small, fallen apart and no garnish. It tasted nice but nothing better than I could do. I'm glad I didn't pre-tip for no service!" (originally emailed April 7th, 2013...then a FB message April 11)
Q: negative

A: Sadly, I have to put in a negative for my most recent experience at my favorite bar in Old Town. I was excited to share my favorite hang out with my cousins in from Illinois, for dinner before St. Patrick's Day festivities. The bouncer said he could not let any more patrons in since they didn't have enough staff to cover all the tables. Half of the tables were EMPTY!!! The manager came out and said they were short staffed, some people didn't come in and we would have to wait about 30 minutes, or until enough people left. I can certainly understand the predicament, however this manager was unapologetic. I convinced my cousins to come back later for a night cap and some appetizers, and the same manager delivered our food and said, "I see you cam back!" Again, no apology for the situation, and didn't even offer a free drink or appetizer for our inconvenience. I love this place, and will come back based on my past experiences, but the manager needs serious customer experience training, because my cousins said they will never go back based on this bad experience.
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer: Used much better than now. Now have to buy a seat section $1,500 + depends how many couches- suck!!!! Just a couple - can't enjoy all time
Input: OPTIONS:
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Generate a negative review for a place
Output: The name says it all: CONNS as in "con artist" for you slow folks. I could write the long story of my experiences with them, but if I do I'll just get raging mad again. I must admit that I WAS stupid and paid $150 more than any other stores' list prices I discovered the next day. Why? I wanted to keep "building my credit" and these bloodsuckers were happy to flay open my jugular for a real good suck. STAY AWAY FROM THESE ZOMBIE SALESMEN!!! They stand around like they're stoned. They all slunk away from me once they knew I was back with broken merchandise. They've all mastered the 100 yard stare, that vacant look in the eyes that says they ain't even gonna PRETEND to give a hoot. I'm guessing they pay these guys with kibbles and bits, and that they've got an astronomically high employee turnover. I guarantee it Their policies are obscene, the staff are uncaring (but they'll sure beg you for a good rating of 5 when their tracking system calls you after every sale to get a rating), their "management" refused to give me his business card, they sold me a $1,000 computer that was broke when I opened it. They did nothing to make it right, my messages to my "salesman" were never responded to), but they DID offer to take even more money from me if I'd mail them the computer so they could examine it and give me a repair quote. Apparently I should have bought that $300 warranty they tried to sell me huh? Oh, and when I went back to the store to work out the problem the salesguy who sold me the darn thing and never returned my calls to his voice mail HID from me! Yup, I called ahead and said I'd be there, but he hid from me and refused to come speak with me. Instead I had 4 blue-shirt stooges standing around while the "manager" with the special white shirt fed me a nice big plate of "WE DON'T GIVE A F*CK!" Oh well, I guess this did get long, I just don't want anyone else to get done so wrong by these appropriately named CON MEN!!!!! My god, a manager with no business card?????????????????? WTF? My salesguy hiding from me when I called 20 minutes earlier and confirmed he was there. And the other zombies...go pop in there some time when you need a giggle!
input: Write a positive yelp review (OPTIONS:
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output: I rarely give out 5 stars but the Cosmopolitan definitely deserves the highest praise. When you drive into the valet you feel like you are driving into a super exclusive car club even if you're driving an 87 Geo Metro. There are plenty of visually stunning points of interest in this small casino from the floor to ceiling chandeliers to the textured ceilings. Add in a hidden hipster pizza joint and a random pool table hangout and this place truly has it all. I'll definitely be coming back to try the amazing restaurants from China Poblano to Jaleo.
Q: positive

A:
I can't imagine a better place to eat unusual Pancakes. My favorite has become the "Dutch Baby," a smaller version of the German, served with butter, powdered sugar and lemon! Decadent, but a wonderful taste and with the texture of a popover. Accompanying "sides" like bacon, and egg, etc., are equally skillfully prepared. Oh, the place is a little old and right out of the 50's but a better breakfast in Phoenix, I am still looking!