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But really , when there 's trees to climb , forts to built , and getting lost in the woods to be done , who has time for eyeliner ? When I was little , the person in my family most interested in wearing make - up was my youngest brother . ( Hah , I do n't think he knows what I ' m saying about him here , so I can also get away with saying he really really liked Spice Girls when they were popular , mwhaha ) . And that 's what family is for .

What may be the reason why they are dishing dirt on their brother ?
Because their brother wo n't know about it or see it .