Question:
Tom was quite excited about his new Connecticut state custom steak branding irons . He had good reason to be excited about his Connecticut steak brands , they were da bomb . We all had to learn more about Tom 's custom steak brands .

What will Tom be eating later ?
Answer:
Tom will be having beef .

Question:
I got into the salon for a wash , just because I ca n't bear the waiting . I ca n't read a book in such a place ; the smell reminded me of getting paid servants doing my hair . I think the ghey barber was trying to find a test subject to style his favourite celeb 's hair onto someone else 's ' . And quite unluckily for me , I got the Juanes hairstyle , exactly like the time he still had long hair , thanks a frigging lot to that big fan of his .

How would one describe the narrator as a customer and who deals with others ?
Answer:
None of the above choices .

Question:
I gave her my cell incase she wanted to call and talk to me about it or whatever . Thankfully my two A 's in College 101 and Mass Communications cancels out my F 's in Algebra and possibly English making for a perfect 2.0 GPA . So even if she turns me down , I ' m not leaving . But I am off to study for my college 101 and mass communications finals just to make sure . If those two dip below an A , I ' m in big big trouble .

What did he give her ?
Answer:
His phone number .

Question:
Of course when I emerged from the Beer Store a hundred yards from my car , the Enforcement Officer had his digital tablet out and was writing down my license plate number ! I got back to my car , opened the trunk and put the beer in , then waited for the officer to finish completing the ticket , fully expecting to get one . Then he said to me " I ' m writing really sloooowly ! " . I said " pardon me " , and he said " I was expecting you to scream at me .

What may happen after this encounter ?
Answer:
The cop will let them leave without a ticket .