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Output: Wanted to try this place after multiple lists cited the Big Ass Burger as being one of the top ten burgers in the greater Phoenix area. Meh. I've experienced better. Went on a Thursday night. Restaurant has an upscale feel (Scottsdale! Imagine that) and was decently full. No reservation, no problem. Were seated relatively quickly by the hostess after being ignored for about three minutes by the male host, who was more interested in talking on the phone than making eye contact with any of the three groups standing in front of him. The waitress was pleasant and attentive, and a good sport when I told her I would settle for the "tap water". That's right, first question was if we wanted any fancy water, or if we were fine with the "tap water" they just poured in our glasses. Ha ha - tap water. Pretentious much? It was delicious tap water, though. The water pipes in Scottsdale must be less rusted than those in neighboring, less-cultured cities. On to the food! The Big Ass Burger was, in fact, quite large. However, ordering it medium-rare means you get it pink throughout (whoo!) and dry as hell (suck!). Not sure how they managed that, but they did. Definitely far from one of the ten best in the greater Phoenix area. On another note, my female accompaniment greatly enjoyed her Waldorf Salad, coconut green tea, and creme brulee. I would recommend the coconut green tea. Everything else I could've done without. Maybe I'll give you another try, Roaring Fork. Maybe.

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Output: For the past 2 years, I've been an exclusive Sprouts shopper and one of the main reasons I keep coming back to the Dysart location is simple - the staff is friendly and they know their products! Customer service coupled with great products are the main ingredients to success.

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Output: Poor customer service... Staff members are rude. There was miscommunication with a voucher my guests and I had and what the server clarified at the beginning. It was a different story when my guests and I got the bill. The rude gestures came from a male also working at the restaurant (was at the front counter most of the time), when he started insulting my guests stating, "can you not read?" and other inappropriate remarks. I enjoyed the food I had (#4) and I was looking for catering options for an event in Charlotte. I asked if an exception could be made since we were wanting to be returning customers, the male worker said he'd ask the manager... turns out the manager was only on the phone and was a very quick phone call. Decided to go to this location since it was closer than the Dilworth chain. (rude gentleman worker said that both locations are owned by same person. is this true?) I will definitely not be coming back or doing any business with this restaurant again. I do not recommend dining in at Pio Pio.

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Do not go. Not open. Closed down took us ages to get to location. Even the food side of it seemed damp and dark. Unattractive and all over waste of time.