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An example of an negative review: On October 17th, about 10pm. I went to the restaurant "La Station Des Sports (2051, rue Sainte-Catherine Ouest)" with my friend. I just finish my work out and holding my milk shake in my hand. After sit in, I put my milk shake on the table (I was not even drinking it) and waiting for the menu. After about 2 minutes, before we got served, the restaurant bouncer jumped into my face and started yelling at me!! (He is white, short hair, about 1.80 meters tall, strong and wearing a black jacket). He called himself the "manager" of the restaurant and asked me ''What The F**K Is That??!!" (my shake). I replied "It's my shake." He then kept screaming at me saying "This is a F**King Restaurant and you shouldn't bring that!! Order a beer!!" I thought he was drunk and joking with me and I said"I don't understand." He then got even more mad, and kept yelling"This is how the F**King business is doing!! When you come in we want you to order food and drink from our restaurant and not to bring your own! Just put it in your F**King Bag!!". He is spitting all over my face! I asked him "you wanna us to leave?" He said "No, just put it in you F**King bag!!" I don't understand why he behaves like a mad dog, and felt very unhappy about him. I decided to leave with my friend. Before we got to the front door, he blocked us with another bouncer. He started to yelling at us again"No, No, I don't wanna you to leave. Just put that F**King thing in your bag!" While he was yelling, he was dragging my bag on my shoulder heavily and threw it on the floor. I questioned him "when did I allow you to touch my bag?" He used his finger pointing on my face and abused me "F**K YOU!! F**K YOU!! F**K YOU!!" He repeated that at least 3 times!! I stopped talking and turned to the door and walking out. When I was about to get the door, I gave my finger to him without looking at him. Then I hear that he ran up to me and attacked me heavily from behind. He pushed me so heavily such that I almost fell on the ground. After I stood up and turned back, the other bouncer was already in front me and pushed me again. (He is brown, 1.70 meters high, strong, has short mohawk hair and a small pinch of mustache on his chin.) We were on the side walk and he kept pushing me fiercely on my chest and yelling at me "Just keep F**King Walk!!". Every time he pushed me I was forced to back 3 steps. He kept pushing me like this from the door to the Du Fort street, and he intimidated me "I WILL BEAT YOU ON THE GROUND!!!" After this, we called 911 right away. The police arrived in 20 minutes. We told them what happened. Then they went to the first bouncer asked him his version of story. There were so many witnesses, it was a packed night, and HE LIED TO THE POLICE!! I bet, if you go to ask him about what happened that night, you will hear a totally different story from what I said here!! This is how their security guys you hired treat their customers in your restaurant. I've been in Canada for 4 years and I never cook. I always eat in restaurants. But this is the first time I was being treated like this!! My friend who was with me that night recommended that place to me. And we used to like it lot! And I was also thinking to recommend the restaurant to my friends. But now, both my friend and I will never step in that place ever again! I heard that the owner of the restaurant is very successful, but I think I will never go to the other restaurants he owned. Besides, I am sharing my experience at your restaurant on the internet, all the customer rating sites that I can think of. I have sent their head office an email and received response this morning. They apologized and transferred the message to the security department. I was also told that investigation is undergoing and they will let me know their decision if they will let these guys stay with them. But this still cannot calm me down. I'm still making effort to share my experience at their restaurant. So, if you see this post, please share this "hilarious" story with your friends! It can be just for fun! I don't mind some laughter on my experience, I just wanna more people to know it. Really appreciate your share!

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An example of an positive review: The rare steak soup is the best in town! Add an order of egg rolls and you'll go home happy.

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An example of an positive review: Holy f@$k do they have a wicked smoked meat sandwich! Best I've ever had! Coleslaw side went perfect with all that meat. Top it off with a cherry cola and you're good to go. Service is great and friendly with entertaining banter! Character to the max. All sorts of people stuffed together in this little dinner looking place simultaneously chowing down on smoked meat. If you could eat only one meal in Montreal this is the place! Pretty sure this is Montreal smoked meat heaven!

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An example of an negative review: My cat was diagnosed with fatty liver disease. Penny is 2 1/2 and was going to die from liver failure. As you can imagine this was a very intense situation for me. Up to this point, I have spent $2500.00 on her. I was referred to VetMed by my local vet because my cat need a procedure that my vet didn't perform. Penny needed a feeding tube and VetMed charged me $1900.00. OBVIOUSLY this is a lot of money for a single mom who's in finals at school to fork over, so at the time of service I inquired about everything being inclusive in that price. e.g. Was I going to have to pay to take this out etc. The vet told me that everything was included in the price. Great. Thank you. Have a great day while I go home and tube feed my cat. However, that was not the case. A few days ago I received a call informing me that my cat will need weekly dressing changes and guess what? It's not included in the price, it's about $30.00 a week. For a dressing change? That takes 5 minutes? That cost pennies on the dollar? I'm starting to believe that these so-called pet lovers love the money and not your pet. How hard is if for them to do the right thing and change my cats dressing so she doesn't get an infection on top of everything else she's got to deal with? Yeah, I'll do it myself. Thank you VetMed for nickel and diming me. Real great of you.