Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: Oops! Looks like I'm breaking the trend of five-star reviews. This place is okay, but definitely not 5 star-worthy. First, the eats: The pastries, while I'm glad to say are made with decent ingredients (they post them, and there's no soy crap or margarines/hydrogenated oils), they're not very impressive. Their cookies are the hard, crunchy kind which I generally dislike (especially when they look big enough to be the soft kind). The other pastries, like their red bean rolls and things of that nature, are reminiscent of a sweet hot dog bun filled with whatever filling. I will admit I haven't tried any of their cakes, but given that I didn't like the other stuff... Next, they're not too great with customer service; especially ostensible contrast. What I mean by that is that both times I've been in there, I have been preceded by a Japanese customer to whom they were very jovial and nice. Then, here comes the white guy (me) and they're kinda like "eh." They also really oughtta hire a woman to be up front, as the guys there (including the old guy I saw in the back) all seem pretty brooding and preoccupied. I dunno; I get the tendency of people to give 5 star reviews based on the fact a place is locally owned and/or novel (Wow, real Japanese people!). I just feel that in this case, it's hype.
Q: negative

A: I stopped by one night ordering the Manicotti, this was to be my last meal before having my wisdom teeth extracted. Disappointed is not even the word. I received 3 pasta rolls in a tin that indicated prior to my opening it that I was going to receive a large portion, there was no sauce. I don't think I'll be going here again. I ordered a pizza from the a while back and for the price I paid for both meals and the disappointment I had when eating them just doesn't Warrent a third try from me.
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer: Never again! 5 years and still AC that doesn't work! What a shame.... Mr. Binkley is better than that. Perhaps spend less on opening new locations & divert some $$ to get a new AC! Seems obvious..... Not to pick on staff also suffering through the heat but absolutely no attempts at comping anything to try to appease diners. Ample servings of excuses served instead.
Input: OPTIONS:
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Generate a negative review for a place
Output: Run away. I was looking for spinning classes and this place looks so nice that I decided to give it a try. Set up and appointment with a sales rep, Brad and I told him that I had to try the spinning class before enrolling and that I'd give him a call if i decided to join. This guy said that I could not do it over the phone because there were some paperwork to fill out so i did. My mistake was giving this assh my credit card number and my email. After that day I kept receiving junk emails from this place, 5 to 6 per day. I had to email the general manager 4 times before I could stop the junk emails..and of course I let them know I was not going to join the club because the spinning class so the most boring class I ever have attented... if it can be called spinning... anyway the emails stpped for a while and suddenly today I have a charge in my account for $500 and of course im sure fkng Brad got his commision... also they promised 79 per month... probably they have charged me for 2 yrs...Dont go they are thieves and the classes are not worth the money they ask for.
input: Write a positive yelp review (OPTIONS:
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output: I came to Nolen with two friends about three months ago with a discount deal purchase, living social I believe. There were no problems, great food, and lovely service. I ordered one of the burgers they served and my friends ordered one of the fish dishes. All meals were shared and fantastic. We finished the meal with one of their desserts, I no longer remember what it was but I do remember that it was amazing and we began to fight over who would get the last bite. Since then I've been back two other times and have the exact same great service. They have indoor and outdoor seating at Nolen. It doesn't matter which you choose because both are well set up areas. The inside is a very professional feel and upscale appeal while the outside is a very comfortable and relaxed to have lunch.
Q: positive

A:
Best fish tacos I've ever had - anywhere! Fried calamari was delicious and the dipping sauce was soooo good! I hate it when calamari is chewy, and this was def NOT chewy. Servers might be overly attentive - always someone coming up asking how everything is, or asking to take plates away. I think I was only there for 20 minutes yet had 3 different employees checking on us every few minutes. Was a bit much but on the bright side, it's better than not at all. Another thing, the tacos are messy, would be nice to have napkin dispensers right at each table instead of by the drink station.