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Output: I'm bias when it comes to Kate Spade. I just loooooooove her handbags. Of course, the only location in Las Vegas was at the Forum so with lil guy in tow, we get there and I immediately made a beeline for the store located on the 2nd floor. Luckily, lil guy had his Nintendo DS with him and I sat him down on the comfy sofas and told him to stay put while I carefully inspected every single bag on display. After much deliberation, I narrowed it down to about 5 items. The salespeople were so helpful. They didn't rush me at all. One even brought out her own bag to show me how it looked with a lot of stuff in it. I must've spent about 40 minutes as I couldn't decide. Finally, I settled on the one I wanted -- which was the first one I picked up. The salesperson packaged it up in a lovely bag (even though it was for me) and finally sent me along my way. I had a huge beaming smile on my face when I left. YAY! I finally got my bag.

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Output: I went here and ordered a hamburger about two minutes til closing, and sure enough i was in the ER with severe stomach pains by 3 AM. I am about 99% sure that is what caused it but due to the inability to give a stool sample within the first few hours the doctors were unable to absolutely say it was their fault... Plus the wait times are horrible even for expensive food and a small menu to go along with the terrible service. I would recommend anybody who wants to get a hamburger late at night, to go elsewhere unless you want to run the risk of severe stomach pains and nausea!

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Output: Smoked Salmon Pizza.... Simply the BEST thing on this earth! I get this every other week only because I'm in town. If you are ever by a WGP Pizza Bar and like smoked salmon get this and melt away. If I could figure out the sauce I'd quit period. Go there now!

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Okay, this is gonna sound paranoid, but I'm beginning to think that I'm being followed. Every time I stay in a middle of the road hotel, there's a long black hair in my bathtub. Should I be worried? The visit from my raven haired stalker aside, most everything about this place sucks. I had to crash here because I missed a connection, and didn't want to sleep at the airport. It was super that the guy at the front desk was so exceptionally surly when I checked in. Oh, and the location? Primo. It's a .5 mile walk to the nearest gas station... without a sidewalk. Of course, the reason I was out foraging is because the hotel restaurant closes at 11pm, has a shitty menu, and there is no restaurant alternative within walking distance after 10pm. My favorite part was the shuttle ride back to the airport in the morning. We left at 0600 sharp, just as promised. We got 4 or 5 minutes down the road, and the driver gets a phone call. He swings the bus around and goes BACK to the Doubletree to pick up a flight crew that was late for the shuttle. In case you need reminding, I landed in this godforsaken hellhole because my flight crew didn't see fit to turn around the plane and come pick ME up when I was delayed. I know the impulse to compare the two situations may not be the most mature, but I hope you'll understand why I was on the verge of filling that shuttle van to the brim with expletives. This place isn't worth the $66 bucks I paid. If you're standing in the airport trying to figure out where you're going to stay, keep looking. If you're my hair-leaving stalker and you're reading this, quit it. That's gross.