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An example of an positive review: 6/22/13 4 stars for my first visit to Giant Rustic Pizza! Prior to my call for takeout, I called to ask a few questions regarding allergy issues I have with corn- does GRP use corn meal in the production of the crusts? How about in the oven? (Some restaurants don't use corn meal to help add crunch to their crusts, but a LOT of places use it to keep the bottoms of the pizzas from sticking to the oven floor, and this sadly keeps me from enjoying past favorites and from trying new places that are on everyone's list of bookmarks. I'm happy to report that GRP does not use corn meal at all. The person on the phone was very helpful in answering my questions, and for those that he couldn't answer himself, he offered to ask those in the kitchen who could. After we hung up, I continued to look over GRP's webpage and decided I'd order the 14" Big Sky (cheese with five toppings) for $15 plus tax. I normally forgo red-sauced pizzas, but something told me to try one of each, so I went for two orders of Big Sky- a white pizza with ricotta, spinach, artichokes, seasoned feta, and garlic, http://www.yelp.com/biz_photos/giant-rustic-pizza-scottsdale?select=VP28FVb81R7KblTMVv_nDw#VP28FVb81R7KblTMVv_nDw and a red pizza with Italian sausage, pepperoni, ricotta, spinach, and artichokes. http://www.yelp.com/biz_photos/giant-rustic-pizza-scottsdale?select=9QDrj92eJNOydcrH78tYCQ#9QDrj92eJNOydcrH78tYCQ I vaguely remember saying something like "Oh, but these photos online of the crusts don't look like thin-crusts to me," to which the GRP rep said, "but we can do thin-crusts, if you'd like." Oh, yes I do! The phone rep was calm and did not seem to be in any rush and answered all of my questions. This surprised me, since I thought the more people they could rush orders through on the phone, the more pizzas they could be baking and selling. I suppose I'm just like many people who are used to rude service on the phone. Thank you, GRP for being different! :) When I walked in to retrieve my pizzas, the two people at the cash registers were very welcoming and had big smiles for me. Greeting customers with smiles sounds so simple, and yet this single act alone can make the receiver of the smile feel like a $100! The staff at GRP also make it a point to open the pizza boxes to show you what your pizzas look like, and to see if they meet your approval. These looked and smelled AMAZING, and when I got home, I found that they also tasted divine! A little too heavy on the ricotta, but I will never complain about too much ricotta, since I can always take some off, but too little is something to whine about... Each pizza had their merits, and I wholeheartedly recommend ordering pizzas with red sauce from here. I am a die-hard white pizza fan, so when I tell you the red sauce is good here, you better believe it! During my first ten years of life in Manila, I ate SO many sweet Filipino-style spaghetti, and while they were delicious enough for me, I do not favor sweet pasta sauce anymore. GRP's is very tasty, tangy, and zesty. I also enjoyed the white pizza-- I recommend adding the feta for a little kick, since the ricotta can be a little sweet.

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An example of an negative review: Love the happy hour prices!! The promo girl defiantly keep the place going..

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An example of an positive review: Who knew that Korean food and a tortilla could taste so good? Ok maybe a million people in LA did. Until a little Italian came along with a love for the cuisine and cooking planted roots in a Lee's Discount Liquor parking lot, we were missing out. Before opening shop Ron (the owner) out of respect for the food and the people sought approval from the Korean community before even opening shop and they happily accepted the dishing from his kitchen. Now that's respect baby. With that said let me tell you that this is some good stuff and when you go you'll be hooked. What I love about it is that you can tell that the meat is properly marinated, there are layers of flavors and everything is properly seasoned. The amount of filling is perfect and the price is so so right. We almost feel guilty paying so little for something so good and so satisfying. And come back often because Ron gets a little crazy and busts out something special that's seasonal that'll take your taste buds to another level.

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An example of an negative review: I hate to say it, but this is some of the worst Mexican food I've ever had. Edible? Sure. Mexican? Not a chance. My hopes were high; with a name like "Two Hippies," I thought it would be a funky little place that served addictive street tacos... (I've never actually had *authentic* street tacos, but I KNOW they're not supposed to taste like THAT.) My friend tried the three taco combo; one carne asada, one green chili, and one fish taco - all on the low end of mediocre (though she couldn't even stomach the fish taco). My burrito tasted like they wrapped bland beans, rice-a-roni, boiled chicken breast, and one ton of chopped onions inside a Mission tortilla. Don't get me started on the chips and salsa either... Mission and Pace for sure... The horrible part about all this is that the service was REALLY wonderful! I think it was one of the owners who served me, and it was probably one of the most pleasant experiences I've ever had service-wise. She had a distinct Midwestern charm; unfortunately, that's also what the "Mexican" food at Two Hippies suffers (severely) from. VERDICT: Go to Rosita's or Juan's instead... (In response to Bryan L's callout: 1) Yes, I'd take Bertos [or ROSITAS, or JUANS, or Chipotle] anyday over Two Hippies Beach House, and I'm not afraid to say it. And 2) Everybody [staff and kitchen] speaks English at Two Hippies because they're white as ghosts. It's like eating at a Chinese restaurant owned and run by Wisconsins. When English is NOT the primary language of an ethnic restaurateur, to me that's a wonderful sign.)