Part 1. Definition
In this task, you are given Yelp reviews. The task is to classify a review as "POSITIVE" if the overall sentiment of the review is positive or as "NEGATIVE" if the overall sentiment of the review is negative.
Part 2. Example
This is my go to place to get the best chicken Pad Thai! Also the price is super good, considering most places have high prices and poor quality. Love this place, its definitely a top 5 fav for take out.
Answer: POSITIVE
Explanation: The overall sentiment of the review is positive. Hence, the label is 'POSITIVE'.
Part 3. Exercise
I am a dive bar expert. I love me a good dive bar. The darker and older the better. The surly regulars on the fringes of society are my people.

This place is shit. Not 'The Shit'. Actual shit, as in a piece of crap.

We ordered wings, after the bartender bragged how they were the best in town, and the regulars started laughing about how they just cooked a bunch of fish they caught locally in the frier, and that our wings were gonna taste fishy. Not in a ""we're fuckin' with you"" way, but more of a ""we have no sense of self"" way.

Homo say what!?!?

They did taste fishy! We each ate only one. Everyone was having a great time about it. We left an entire plate of uneaten wings, and nobody gave a shit. Fine, no problem.

We finished our beers and left.

Even if the wings weren't trouty, they were way too big. Bigger isn't better in the case of wings. They aren't actually buffalo wings, and shouldnt resemble some bloated and abused fictional beast. They should be from chickens. SMALL CREATURES CALLED CHICKENS.

The end.
Answer:
NEGATIVE