Problem: Write a positive yelp review.
A: To die for!!!!! While my mom and I were dining at the delicious TC's Rib Crib we started talking to a couple and their friend sitting next to us about great places to eat in Vegas and they all agreed that the "Oyster Bar" @ Palace Station was the next best place to try in Vegas. We stood on line for 45 minutes but it was so worth the wait. We ordered oysters first then shared the gumbo in which you can add as much heat to it as you can stand and it was loaded w/crab, shrimps and lobster. You can any of the seafood items your selected dish. I also love that they cook it right there before you. New Orleans WATCH out.... The portions are healthy, so you can share. We both decided it would be the 1st place we're eating at the next time we're in Vegas and we wouldn't share either. LOL

Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A: We all should know by now that the Palace Station is not a Palace! So I stayed here for the cheap room rate I was expecting----- I saw on the Internet where you could stay for $28.00 for a night. What I didn't see was that in the upper right hand corner of the screen, there is an additional $14.99 tagged onto the room rate for some dumb*ss services that no one would more than likely use... Like free admission to the swimming pool! Notary service! (Notary!!!!) --- This is the Palace Station! People don't come here to do business, they come here to gamble, sleep, eat and limp around the joint... So here I come thinking I'm paying $28.00 for a night---- "No Sir! If you read the screen closely, you would see where the $14.99 is mandatory and for all the benefits listed on that poster over there(pointed to advertising panel),.... Umph*! I guess I'm stuck paying with tax over $58.00 when it was all said and done...$#!@!%$#%#$#@!@ "NEVER AGAIN!" I told the woman behind the counter... as I checked in.... "Good Luck staying in business in this economy!" I have Diamond level with Hilton, and I could have had a room with a full buffet breakfast for around $40.00 total during the week days... Soooo Pi*sed! OK... So I was duped.... The room at the Palace were the Courtyard rooms, not the tower. The room is about the size of a standard Motel 6 but skankier looking and smelling a bit like urine...ewwe! The shower is short for tall people above say 5'8" . You'd need to stoop to get your hair wet. And the soaps are so thin and sad. The towels----well, don't get too wet, or you might not have enough towel to dry yourself off with one towel.... To sum up this fiasco: For the money $58.00, most can more than likely stay in a more generous room elsewhere, and you might even get a decent breakfast with that!

Problem: Write a positive yelp review.
A:
Dayum Central Coffee Company, how do you make your iced coffee and your vegan and/or gluten free treats so good? Some days I want to be nice and pick up a whole quiche to take to work for my coworkers, but let's be honest - quiche that good won't last my 30-minute commute!