Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: Went here last night for deep dish pizza. My wife, being from Chicago was having withdrawals, so off we went. We really do like this place in general, though the parking can be horrific. We started with the chicken won tons; Thai style and they were wonderful. When our pizza showed up and we began to eat, my wife loos at me and says "is there any sauce on your pizza"?" Nope", I said and we waited for the waiter to return. He said something to the effect of, well do you want me to have them put more sauce on it or are you going to eat it like it is. I said, well we'd really like another pizza, this time with sauce. The manager comes over a few minutes later and says something about "miscommunication", apologizes and asks us if we ordered it without tomatoes. No, just standard sausage pizza we said. Well, she explains, "our pizzas are lightly sauced" (apparently before they have fully risen) "and sometimes it soaks in or the top rubs" (against what I didn't ever understand) and may have accidently removed some of the sauce". So we had to sort of pick apart the pizza in front of her, while she gave us that condescending "not really a smile-smile" as if we were mentally challenged, to show her that what we got was essentially cheesy garlic bread with sausage. She wouldn't even glance and it...just kept that artificial smile on her face and said "let me know if there is anything else that I can do". As opposed to the nothing that you have already done you mean? That was my inner thought, not to worry, I didn't actually say that. SO, by and by our replacement pie comes out and the waiter says" don't worry, I told the kitchen "extra sauce" and watched them make it. Wonderful, now we got a pie that more resembled spaghetti. Just soaked with sauce. At this point we just give up and ask for our check. The waiter then tells us that due to the pizza issue, we would like to buy you desert. No thanks, we said. He brings us our check and announces, I had that pie taken off your tab (we had a couple of beers and an app as well, so I wasn't paying that much attention to the total), until my wife pointed out that there were two pizza's on the check and that they took one of them off. I don't bother saying anything at this point, as free food was not what we came for, but I will say this. There would have been one heck of a ruckus if they had charged me for two pizzas. Just a crazy, out of body dining experience. Almost as if they were on the other side of the Dome.

Problem: Write a positive (OPTIONS:
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A: Had dinner tonight with a party of 7. Waited only about 5 minutes. The only issue was 7 people in a booth isnt ideal. ****************************************************** The waitress was quick and on the spot with rolls and drinks and she kept the table as free of clutter as she could. Everyone's food came out perfect. We ordered the sirloin, ribs, chicken and prime rib dinners. All in all it was a great dinner:)

Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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- positive) yelp review.
A:
Ok, it's time to update this review. We stayed here for 3 nights on a recent Vegas trip and during all 3 nights, at least 1 elevator was out of order which caused a traffic jam to go up/down the hotel tower. It took FOREVER to get back to our room! Besides that, all of the same things are still here....bad cigarette smoke and the food options are terrible....except for Ping Pang Pong, which is the only reason why I gave this place 2 Stars instead of 1. Return Factor 10% (to eat at Ping Pang Pong)