Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer: The room seemed pretty impressive thanks to subdued lighting. We started with a basket of warm bread that included an Asiago roll, walnut & cranberry bread and a French roll. We each ordered broiled walleyed pike which turned out to be slightly dry and shared a baked potato (overdone) and creamed corn. We concluded the meal by sharing a creme brulee. The creamed corn, served in a large casserole dish that was finished under a broiler, was by far the standout of this meal. On the downside, the creme brulee was one of the worst we have had the misfortune to eat. 04/08 20 years have passed since we last had the courage to dine at the former Roberta's, but like fine wine this restaurant has improved with age. What it lacks in ambiance is made up by a friendly staff and moderate pricing. Ms. Westie's 8 ounce filet, served medium rare as requested, was very good though decidedly short of prime. My Chilean sea bass was perfectly cooked - crusty on the outside and moist inside, and accompanied by garlic mashed potatoes, a small fennel salad and sauteed spinach.

Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer: I am all about Island Malaysian Cuisine's Roti Canai! Their best app, it is a red curry of deeply developed flavor and it comes with an Indian style pancake. This is a 5 star app for me, super tasty and spot-on! The rest of the menu is a strong 3 or weak 4 stars. They have a full picture menu for those of us that don't regularly dine on Malaysian food. So, as you may have guessed I come here for the Roti Canai. It is an individual appetizer, and at around $4 it is a great deal...but they also usually have a buy on get one free with a Yelp Check-in! While you could order several of these for you meal, I typically order something else. After their Roti Canai, I suggest some of their rice dishes. The Pineapple Fried Rice, BBQ Pork fried rice, and Mango Sticky Rice are all real solid. Did I mention that I come her for the Roti Canai?...I have tried a few noodle dishes with an A-OK response on my part...I would order them again to fill up on...haven't had anything bad, but nothing great either.

Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer:
This hotel SUCKS! Its dirty, and smelly the moment you walk in. Avoid this one bitch, Alisha at the blackjack tables! She's rude as hell.