So I go and I get trashed , hit on , taken advantage of , in a huge fight with my best friend and drove home ... yes ... drunk as a skunk . I know ... I ' m stupid . OPTIONS:
- None of the above choices .
- Trash means " wasted , high or drunk " .
- Trashed means I was thrown out .
- Trash means I dressed sluttily

A: What is the reason I was " trashed " ?

I stopped over at Olympic Pizza on 15th for the first time . I had n't been to this place or the Olympic Pizza in Queen Anne before . I got a small mushroom pizza and found the quantity and quality impressive . It followed the same thick - crust crisp - top model as Acropolis , but the cheese was much more fluid and taste might have even been richer . OPTIONS:
- They 're regulars for the impressive quantity .
- This is their 15th time .
- They 're regulars for the thick crust .
- None of the above choices .

A: How often has the narrator been to this pizza place ?

He starts acting sleepy at about six thirty , and we try to put him to bed starting then , but he just sits in his crib , hysterical , and screams . We go to get him , soothe him , and try to put him to bed again , all night long . Till 10:30 or 11 , every single night . OPTIONS:
- Sandman
- Security guard
- Night nanny
- None of the above choices .

A: Who would best alleviate these issues for the OP ?

About 12noon we started to lift up towards the south . Soon thereafter the entertainment programming started . Headphones were at charge for 2 dollars . I did had my own ( better :p ) headphones . OPTIONS:
- None of the above choices .
- I am I am boating toward some islands for vacation .
- I am riding a bus cross country to see family .
- I am flying cross country to see family .

A:
Where am I going right now ?