Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: Another nightmare of a restaurant, perfect for those that think that a California Roll (poorly made) is the height of Japanese cuisine. Rumor is that Yukio Mishima ate here before deciding to kill himself. 1. Ambience: When you first walk in, you think "hey, instead of the pretentious bs overpriced Vegas Hotel Japanese restaurant scene, I may have found one of those amazing hole-in-the-wall spots that will be a great authentic experience"...well, the hole-in-the-wall is right, and in this case, it is just that. The restaurant is old, dilapidated, and damn confusing to escape from. But if you check it out thoroughly, you can almost smell (um and smell other things to) that this was once a great, great place. It looks like the shell of a restaurant taken over by someone's kid or run by an owner who no longer cares whether he has a customer or not. Perhaps his dog died and he's depressed. Perhaps the dog is one of the menu items. In fact, when we were there, there were about 4 people in a space that could seat at least 100 or more I would think. Then there are the prostitutes and what not that like to stop by for their pick up orders. Not the restaurant's fault but certainly, this is an inviting atmosphere for them. Funny part is that they got better service then we did. 2. Service: haahaha! What? What's service? Um. Not on the menu. Yah, so we sat in front of the most disinterested Japanese sushi chef I have ever experienced outside of wacko Nozawa in LA. But Nozawa is at least an actor. This momo was for real. Rude attitude. Totally didn't give a shit that we were the only customers at the bar, or basically in the restaurant. He was busy in his own world. And then of course, there is the attitude driven little Yakuza wanabee waitress who looks like she needs to focus more on the Hello Kitty art on her nails, then bother with a customer. When we asked in advance if a certain item was cooked a certain way, and were given incorrect information, they still hesitated, and gave us attitude about taking it back! I mean, we asked in advance! But its our fault that they deep fry what in any normal restaurant is grilled. Oh I speak of YAKITORI. Yes. They deep fry it here so that it has a wonderful brick like consistency. Yum. I guess they didn't read the definition of yakitori, like the part about the "grilling" aspect. Oh, and when we said our "itadakimasu" and upon any "thank you" to the chef...pin drop...no response. Oh man, he looked annoyed and pissed the entire excruciating meal! Wanted to get my tanto blade from the car and go Watari Tetsuya on his ass but I was more in a Totoro mood. Or maybe Golgo 13. Yes I speak Otaku. On top of that, no one comes by to see if we need anything. Have to call out for the waitress for water, a plate, a gun, whatever. 3. Food. This is simple. Gross. Lousy quality fish. Even the salmon was 12th grade. And that is cheap fish to do right. And don't think you can escape into Rolls and Handrolls. You can't. Because they are as bad as everything else. Drenched in sauce to make up for the disgusting taste. All together...125 dollars and no "thank you" from the retards that run this place. Not impressed is an understatement. I challenge you to try OSAKA and experience the disaster that spots like Nobu made possible. So now you have two choices in Vegas. Authentic -Fake Disgusting Overpriced and Authentic-Fake OK Overpriced. Either way, there is no Japanese food other than Ichiza and Raku in Vegas. Actually, there is no Japanese food in Vegas. Cause those two options are like McDonalds in Tokyo. Instead, find a hot Japanese girl or guy, get your Tanto blade, and threaten them to make you a proper dinner. Make sure to check your salmon for parasites, and in the case of Osaka, the chef as well. P.S. I feel like I may have gone a little over-board in this review and so I apologize to anyone who's feelings I may have hurt, like the a-hole chef who stole 125 dollars out from our wallets and in return gave us horrible service and food.

Problem: Write a positive (OPTIONS:
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A: I went here on a date and it was a great atmosphere for people who aren't stuffy. Except the heating on the patio -- Geeze! Turn the heaters down people, this is Phoenix. We did request the heater be turned down, much to the delight of the other tables near us but then a random server came around and turned them back on. This was my only complaint for the evening. The service was attentive but a little slow - considering how packed they were it was more than reasonable. I ordered the pretzels which were good and my date had a burger and fries, which he said were pretty good too and pretty standard fare for the place. If you can avoid driving here, do so. The parking situation is the absolute worst.

Problem: Write a positive (OPTIONS:
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A:
Holy moly. Absolutely. Fabulous.