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Output: The customer service is terrible. I was trying to place an order for Christmas and no one has gotten back to me. Very unprofessional and I will never deal with them again. I would not recommend them anyone.

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Output: I was looking for a new salon or barber after getting some rushed through poorly done cuts at cheaper places around town. I used to go to more expensive salons for cuts but the price was hard to keep up with and even there I wasn't too happy with the haircuts at times. You also had to schedule far in advance and couldn't come in over a work lunch or break. Stumbled across Dick & Arnie's on Yelp and am definitely a big fan! Nice old school place with the original barber chairs (reupholstered), and the type of care and charm you'd expect from a vintage barbershop. Dick was there at the time but was busy with another cut so I got mine done by Ali. She did a great job, was easy to talk through what I needed even with me not being terribly helpful (I don't always remember everything when it comes to this stuff). She took a lot of time to do the cut, carefully going over areas and the end result was exactly what I wanted. Price was nice too, only $16 for their standard haircut which is pretty much on par with the cheapo places around town but infinite more value here. My only qualm with Dick & Arnie's is that they accept cash or check only so be aware of that before making a visit. I fortunately had some on me but it didn't sound like an ATM was terribly close and in 2014 I'd much prefer to use a card. Other than that, highly recommend and I will be making a return visit

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Output: I've been dying to go to $1 burger night for some time. Experienced it for the first time and not only did it not live up to my expectation, it was probably one of the worst experiences I've ever had. I understand there being a wait if there's a lot of people, but the 45 minute wait wasn't the worst of it. After ordering our food my table waited for another 45 minutes only to hear the news that our food would "be out in 3 to 4 minutes." They assumed our table understood, but really we just sat there not saying a word. Half and hour later my table's food finally comes out. Every single one of our burgers were literally room temperature. The only reasoning I have behind it was that they were sitting in the kitchen and someone forgot to serve them. I don't think I will be returning to this place anytime soon, but if you want to try it for yourself go for it I guess.

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Spectacular show. The music and the story of Frankie Valli and the 4 Seasons was awesome. Make sure you pay attention to who their friend Joey Fischer is. Haha...."who knew??" Go see it. Now. Do it. Letter grade: A+