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Output: I wanted to order a cake for my son first birthday. I went to the store, as I like the cake designs on their website. I didn't ordered right away but got four cupcakes to go: chocolate, vanilla , lemon and red velvet .The lady told me those were basically same as the(some of the) cake flavors. I am sad to say they were: dry, very dry, so dry and super dry :( And I went in the morning! After that I decided not to order from them. Maybe it was a fluke but that's not good when you're trying to sell cakes:-s My rating is based on the cakes/cupcakes.

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Output: Not a mean one star, just a really really mediocre place. Waitress was sweet but she said a total of 3 words to me. They overcomplicated their menu (you get 3 menus) and the food was very bland. Fresh ingredients were lacking and everything just seemed cooked from frozen. I can't speak to their drink menu but i definitely won't be back.

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Output: I've never actually eaten here so I'm not sure how amazing the food is and I will not be finding out any time soon. Here is my experience...I walked into the restaurant for dinner and there was no one in sight. The maitre dee asked my name for a reservation and i stated I was a walk in. He said...let me see what I have but you may be sitting in a room by yourself. He proceeded to say, "let me see to these guests and then I'll try to seat you!" An older couple was still outside walking up that he felt where a priority over finding me and my guest a table. As I was standing in the doorway completely embarrassed in front if my guest and thinking about how demeaning the person was I walked out and decided not to eat here. This place may have amazing food and amazing cocktails but I was not able to get past the service. I will not be going back nor would I ever recommend someone subjecting themselves to that kind of treatment.

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I feel violated and taken advantage of. Last night I asked Barb to get a bottle of water as it was a 100 degrees outside by the pool and needed to hydrate. 30 minutes later Barb returns with 2 bottles of water informing me that she was charged $8.00 a bottle. $16.00 total for the bottles. Seeing as there was no other source for getting water other than paying the ransom she purchased the bottles. This is unethical and price gouging at its worst. Will never return.