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Output: I'm in a bowling league at Arsenal Lanes, and my team was meeting here every week for happy hour before we roll. We tried to dine here three different times, and every time our bills were messed up, food was forgotten and took forever, and when we were finally fed it was cold or bland. They have really nice specials ... but I would have rather paid full price to have things done right. The bar-tenders were forgetful and not attentive at all ... and they weren't even busy! I really want to like Industry, but it just hasn't proven itself to me. I'll probably give it another shot at some point, but it's not going to be any time soon. For now, we've taken our pre-bowling business to New Amsterdam and have been quite happy.

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Output: wow! i ate here 4 hours ago, and i'm still completely stuffed. i love all-you-can-eat sushi, but this place is no todai. amazingly fresh fish (especially my favorite - saba, aka mackeral), creative rolls, and friendly but not overbearing service. my family and i had the following: - poke tuna - sake (salmon) - hamachi kama (yellowtail collar) - shrimp and veggie tempura (their veggie tempura includes purple yam!) - garlic tuna nigiri - 808 roll - tiger roll - triple crown roll - gator roll - agedashi tofu and there are actually a few others but i can't even recall what they all are. again, everything was absolutely fresh and tasty. plenty of parking as it's off-strip and in a strip mall. the price is $24.95 per person, but for all that we had (and for the quality) it was worth it.

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Output: I went here on a Sunday afternoon at 1 PM to get a mani pedi before a trip. I was promptly seated in a chair and then forgotten about for 30 minutes. I am all about letting my feet soak but 30 minutes? I was a prune by the time my nail tech got to me. There were around 8 nail techs in the salon but they were all focused on 2 ladies and their 6 kids to wait on anyone else. When my tech finally got to me, my pedicure lasted 15 minutes from start to final polish. My tech didn't realize I wanted a manicure as well and took off to the next client. I had to flag him back down and got a 5 min manicure. He did do a great job on my buff but my cuticles were ragged and it was very haphazard. They also only accept cash but have an ATM in the store incase all you have is a debit card. The place was clean and had a lot of polish choices but definitely lacked on customer service. If you are busy, take down my name and I will happily come back in an hour when you aren't as busy, don't let me sit with my feet in a bath for a half hour while you do polish changes on 5 yr olds.

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Garage door spring broke. Called Jeff at 4 p.m. Gave me a quote - scheduled for same day appointment later that evening. Calls me later to let me know he is on his way. Gets in the garage - replaces the spring in 15 minutes! Done! I didn't even have time to offer the guy a glass of water! This guy is professional. No BS, no chit chatting about this and that. You have a garage door problem - he will fix it for a reasonable price. Simple. Thanks Jeff!