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I really, really wanted to like Over Easy. The space looked cool. It was recommended to me by a friend. I decided to take my girlfriend there one Sunday morning. I was surprised. My food seemed slopped together, but I ate it. The worst part was my girlfriend's experience. She ordered lox and cream cheese. Of course, we both thought that they would include a bagel or bread of some kind...NO. They gave her two pieces of lox, a glop of cream cheese and three pieces of cold asparagus. She looked at me and said, "What am I supposed to do with this?" She ate it, but was repelled by asparagus for the next month. Just say no.....

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