Q: Once upon a time there were three rabbits, named Winston, Chester, and Francis. Chester was a brown rabbit with large eyes. Francis was grey and white and had messy fur. Winston was black and very fat. They were very happy rabbits who loved to eat. Every day they would leave their home, cross a road, and go through a small forest to get to a meadow of grass. They loved to eat that grass. One day, Chester thought he smelled something interesting. At first he thought it might be dirt. Then he thought maybe some sort of flower. So, he asked a nearby squirrel. The squirrel's name was Acorn. Acorn said that he thought it was mushrooms. However, Francis, the smartest rabbit, went to go look, and he learned that it was actually a garden of carrots. The rabbits were all excited. They all loved carrots! They ate all the carrots.

Answer the following questions:
1. Who was the smartest rabbit?
2. were there any other rabbits?
3. who?
4. What did Chester look like?
5. how about Winston?
6. and Francis?
7. what did they do every day?
8. why?
9. did anything interesting ever happen?
10. what was it?
11. what did it smell like?
12. Did he ask anyone else to smell it?
13. who
14. did the squirrel have a name?
15. what?
16. what did Acorn think the smell was?
17. and what did Francis think?
18. did he do anything?
19. what did he find?
20. how did the rabbits feel?
21. what did they do?
A: 1. Francis
2. yes
3. Winston &Chester
4. A brown rabbit with large eyes.
5. He's black and very fat.
6. He's greay & white with messy fur.
7. Go to the meadow.
8. To eat grass.
9. Yes.
10. A smell
11. He didn't know.
12. Yes..
13. A squirrel.
14. Yes.
15. Acorn.
16. Mushrooms.
17. unknown
18. went to go look,
19. Carrots
20. Excited.
21. Ate all the carrots.

Answer the questions at the end based on the text.

Luxembourg, officially the Grand Duchy of Luxembourg, is a landlocked country in western Europe. It is bordered by Belgium to the west and north, Germany to the east, and France to the south. Its capital, Luxembourg City, is, together with Brussels and Strasbourg, one of the three official capitals of the European Union and the seat of the European Court of Justice, the highest juridical authority in the EU. Its culture, people and languages are highly intertwined with its neighbours, making it essentially a mixture of French and Germanic cultures. This is emphasised by the three official languages, Luxembourgish, French, and German. The repeated invasions by Germany, especially in World War II, resulted in the country's strong will for mediation between France and Germany and, among other things, led to the foundation of the European Union.

With an area of , it is one of the smallest sovereign states in Europe, about the same size as the US state of Rhode Island or the English county of Northamptonshire. In 2016, Luxembourg had a population of 576 249, which makes it one of the least-populous countries in Europe, but by far the one with the highest population growth rate. As a representative democracy with a constitutional monarch, it is headed by a Grand Duke, Henri, Grand Duke of Luxembourg, and is the world's only remaining grand duchy. Luxembourg is a developed country, with an advanced economy and one of the world's highest GDP (PPP) per capita. The City of Luxembourg with its old quarters and fortifications was declared a UNESCO World Heritage Site in 1994 due to the exceptional preservation of the vast fortifications and the old city.

1. What was the population of Luxembourg in 2016?
2. What was it declared in 1994?
3. Why?
4. What is Luxembourg?
5. How many official languages does it have?
6. Which country lies to the east of it?
7. What are the 3 official languages?
8. What US state is it the equivalent in size to?
9. Who is the Grand Duke of Luxembourg?
10. How does its GDP rank world wise?
11. What is Luxembourg's capital?
12. What is Luxembourg City along with Brussels and Strasbourg?
13. What country is south of Luxembourg?
14. Does the Luxembourg border any oceans?
15. Is it a decomcracy?
16. Who was it repeatedly invaded by?
17. What did they contribute to founding?
18. It it a highly populous country?
19. But what is the population growth rat like?
20. What kind of monarch does it have?

Numbered answers:

A: 1. 576 249
2. A UNESCO World Heritage Site
3. Due to the exceptional preservation.
4. A landlocked country in western Europe.
5. Three
6. Germany
7. Luxembourgish, French, and German. The repeated invasions by Germany, especially in World War II, resulted in the
8. Rhode Island
9. Henri
10. One of the world's highest.
11. unknown
12. One of the three official capitals of the European Union
13. France
14. No.
15. Yes.
16. Germany
17. European Union.
18. No.
19. The highest population growth rate.
20. A constitutional monarch

Answer the questions at the end based on the text.

Wednesday night 7: 30 p. m. at the Chuckle Bar!

Starring Rodney Mann, Pedro Mendez and Larry Dunne!

Next Wednesday night at the Chuckle Bar we have an all star line up of comedians. Three of the world's best known comedians are coming together for one night only. Book your tickets by calling 1 900 555 6565 or be at the door early to buy them before the show begins.

Rodney Mann

Mann is famous for his jokes about average people and their life. Many of his jokes are social commentaries on everyday things. He loves to set his jokes in New York, the city where he grew up.

Mann's most famous opening line, "You know, I was walking down the street the other day. . . " is known all over the world. He is just back from his tour of Europe, and is appearing at the Chuckle Bar for one night only. Don't miss it!

Pedro Mendez

Pedro Mendez grew up on a small farm in Panama. He moved to the USA with his parents when he was ten, and has been telling jokes and making people laugh ever since. Recently, the 30 year old comedian began to film a new TV programme that he will both act in and produce.

Experience Mendez's unique Latin style humor for yourself. His routine, "I had a farm in Panama", is a classic that should not be missed.

Larry Dunne

Larry Dunne has been making people laugh all over the world for more than five decades. He began his career by performing for soldiers in Hawaii in the 1950s, and since then, he has been the host of his own late night TV programme. The videos and DVDs of his performances are the best sellers of any stand-up acts out there. As an old style comedian, Dunne uses lots of singing and dancing as part of his routines.

Dunne is best known for his jokes about life in the USA and how it has changed during his lifetime. This will be Dunne's last show before he retires, so don't miss it.

Call 1-900-555-6565 to reserve your tickets or be at the door by 7: 00 p. m. .

1. How many comedians will be at the Chuckle Bar on Wednesday night?
2. What time is the show?
3. How can people book tickets?
4. Or?
5. Who is famous for his jokes about normal people?
6. Where is the locale of many of his jokes?
7. What significance does New York have for him?
8. What is a frequent opener for Mann?
9. Where did he just get back from?
10. How many nights will he perform at the Chuckle bar?
11. Who grew up on a small farm?
12. Where?
13. How old was he when he relocated to the United States?
14. How old is he?
15. What did he do recently?
16. Will he act in it?
17. What is a common opener of his?
18. Who has been a comedian for over five decades?
19. Who was his first audience?
20. Where?
21. When?
22. Does he have his own TV show?

Numbered answers:

A:
1. three
2. 7:30 pm
3. call 1 900 555 6565
4. at the door
5. Rodney Mann
6. New York
7. he grew up there
8. "You know, I was walking down the street the other day. . . "
9. Europe
10. one
11. Pedro Mendez
12. Panama
13. ten
14. 30
15. filmed a new TV programme
16. yes
17. "I had a farm in Panama"
18. Larry Dunne
19. soldiers
20. Hawaii
21. 1950s
22. yes