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Output: My review is not kind, the doctors are fine however the cost issue for me has been a nightmare. I only have a 1,000 dollar a month social security check, with no other income, and no insurance at this time. I am a cancer patience in remission always in need of follow up xrays, however I am doing reasonabley well. However it was discovered that I have a heart issue, and require a ct scan. I bearly could scrape up the 100.00 dollar co-pay for the surgeon. For this ct scan it requires 290.00 dollars that I could not come up with, I offered the DMG services half and ask if I could pay the other half when I received my next check. For the second time a clerk simply told me that if I could not come up with the money I could not have the test. I requested to talk with a supervisor and was denied and was told the policy will simply hold. I brought to the attention of this clerk my health issues, and the concern of the heart surgeon, she said it simply does not matter. To make things worse DMG services has missed billed me more than once, I paid them last time 150.00 dollars for a service and have the receipt and they could not account as to where it went. The same clerk finally had to conceid and correct the bill for the second time. I have on file eight times where I made a co-payment to doctors and was sent a bill wanting me to pay for it again. Just two days ago I went through the same thing over to bills, I sent copies of my receipts for them to correct the issues. I am 63 years old no other income not married and I have a clerk making a decision about my life with no accountability, I can only assume that Maricopa county has a kill zone. I noticed they have a refugee area, those individuals seem to be doing quite well, of coarse younger. I would like to apply for refugee status.

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Output: Tony is awesome. The best hair cut I have had here in the valley. I will be a regular. I am glad I found him, my hair is cut perfectly. He worked with me when I really had no idea what I wanted. He came up with a game plan, and I could not be happier. Had a beer while I was waiting and watched ESPN in a comfortable chair. I will be telling all my friends to go see Tony for their grooming needs.

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Output: We were staying at the Westin and it was late and the Original Fish Market was right on site. Well the experience at both the hotel and the restaurant was dismal. We waited too long to be seated and the hosted seemed to have attitude when we asked one of the servers to find her. A simple "Sorry for the wait" would have been nice. We were about to leave after waiting 15 mins for a waiter. Unfortunately we did not. The food was all bland and tasteless. Oh! Except for the bold taste of Obay on the fries. I had blackened rainbow trout. I expected a bold favors but yet nothing. It was not even blackened. Looked like paprika for color, but that was it. Mash potatoes were dry and tasted gritty like it came from a box. We skipped dessert for obvious reasons. I am not adverse to paying top dollar for a great meal. I hate paying top dollar for a lousy meal that I could have done better myself. Do yourself a favor and avoid the Original Fish Market. I was generous to give one star.

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lord have mercy on my bowels...the burritos will cause you pain. eat one if you need a colon cleanse. only eat here during the zombie appocolypse