Problem: Write a positive (OPTIONS:
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A: I thought the buffet here was delicious. There was a lot of food -- I loved the desserts here especially but they didn't have a lot of food, compared to the ones I've been to. Our host, which was an Asian guy, was really cool and he just kept coming and checked if we were doing okay. If you want some good dessert, this is the place to go. We traveled all the way from the Strip here but it was pretty worth it if you ask me.
Q: negative

A: Dined here last night. The food was probably three and a half to four star. We tried the filet mignon, which was cooked fine, and had a deliciously fresh flavor. The side of mashed potatoes was fine, but too much for one person. The she crab soup was excellent. The service was simply atrocious. We had a reservation, and were seated within five minutes of our time. (We arrived from out of town and were a few minutes late, but they accommodated nicely). However, once we got to the table our waitress just seemed to forget about us. It took thirty minutes just to get our order in. She kept disappearing for at least twenty minutes at a time, and as a result, we were still eating our dinner at 11:00pm. For the dessert, it took nearly twenty minutes at that late hour to go and find three plates of dessert??! She was polite and nice to us whenever she showed up, and we just didn't say anything. Folks all around us had long been seated, served, and completed their meals in half the time it took us. If you charge these kinds of prices, part of what you expect is good service. Heck, ANY kind of service would have been nice. Don't think we will come back unless we plan an entire day for a meal.
Problem: What would be an example of an positive (OPTIONS:
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Answer: This is a true diamond in the rough. You wouldn't expect such a great spot from the outside, but it's all quality on the inside. Exceptional food and great atmosphere make this spot a clear win for the Coronado community.
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Output: I've been coming here regularly for years. But my last trip was terrible. The service was not up to the standards I'd become accustomed too. Check in: There is absolutely no order to the process. No indication of a line to check in, so we stand near one of the 3 clerks currently checking people in. During this ridiculously long wait, a line 7 deep forms behind me. Now this is over 15 minutes of waiting. Really should not take that long the check people in. I understand once in a while there are issues with check in, but when there are 3 at the same time, that's got to be a hotel thing. Along with the three clerks, there were two additional people at the front desk, a clerk and a supervisor. Neither bothered to look up, as if they were purposefully trying to remain unaware of the long line for people forming, waiting and being annoyed. Finally one of the clerks was finished. Unfortunately it was the one farthest from me, because a random guest ran up to the desk and needed some sort of assistance. By the time we got to stand in front of a clerk, it had been 30 minutes. Only the same 3 clerks working the line with now 10 people behind me, and not moving. We were done in 5 minutes, but the others two were still working the same people. As we were headed to the elevator, another clerk came out to help the line move. The room: Housekeeping had neglected a few items. We were short on our mixed matched which may not bug most, but that bugs me. How hard it is to ensure that a room has matching towels!?! The room did not have a 'Do Not Disturb' sign, which caused a bit of an issue, when housekeeping decided to come barging into the room. Luckily, we were only unwinding from the drive and long stand in line. I like little conveniences like room service breakfast. This allows me to sleep in, and wake up to breakfast. Typically, they have a door hangtag which allows us to check what we want and hang it on the door. Someone comes by around 2 AM, a cart with breakfast at my designated time. There was also no room service menu. We did have free internet, which was a plus. Let's talk privacy. ABSOLUTELY NONE. I don't remember the walls being so thin, but I guess I spent more time in my room then on a typical trip. I don't need to hear my neighbors and they don't need to hear me. I could hear both ends of a disturbing cell phone conversation going on outside my room. Room Service Breakfast: Before we left for Dinner we swung by the front desk to have housekeeping go back and properly prepare our room, and leave us a 'Do Not Disturb' sign and a Breakfast Hang Tag. We got the sign and a Room Service Menu. Close enough. Got up a little early to order breakfast. Boyfriend got bacon, eggs, and hash browns. Easy nothing to mess up. The Butter was even molded to match the logo, cute. I got CHEWY Belgian Waffles and fresh fruit. I don't think I need to say anymore about that. Drift Spa: I wanted a massage, so I called the Drift Spa during business hours and got a recording. I left a message as requested and no call back in over 90 minutes. I call back, and again, no answer. We finally go out to dinner and when we return, there is no message from the Spa. I decide that an incompetent front desk I can over look, so I can judge the spa for its services. The next morning, I call and schedule a couples Shiatsu Massage. We were happy enough with the massage, but the Deep Tissue was the way to go. If you are considering services at the spa, they bill in a non-negotiable 20% tip for the service providers. I don't think this unreasonable, since there is the person who keeps the facilities stocked and fresh, and bring you slippers, in addition to the masseur. Check Out: We were originally planning to do video check out, because that's a nice convenience. However, upon review of the bill, there was a random $65 charge attached to the room. We went over everything we charged to the room and could not account for this $65 dollars. So we headed down to the front desk. Same mess as check in. Disorderly blob of people. Had to figure out where and if there was a line, and naturally the inconsiderate folks who walk up first got served first. (I'd remember this for next time so I could be a bit more aggressive, but I think after 7+ years, and seeing this type of degradation, I'm going to take my meager business to one of the many other hotels in Vegas.) I digress, we get to a clerk, coincidentally the same one who checked us in, and he pulls the bill. The $65 was for the 'FREE' Internet. Who knew that FREE = $65, especially considering internet charges in the past was $12.99 for 24-hour access. Clerk made a phone call and fixed this up for us. Gaming: Mostly slots, few gaming tables, even less open, poker room blows. All in all, I'd say the worst experience I've had in the 7+ years I've been going to Palms. Bad enough to end the relationship, as far as I'm concerned.
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The apartment itself is beautiful. I have a 1 bedroom with the 12 foot granite countertop. I don't really need that but it's nice when people come over. I'm on the 3rd floor and really regret choosing that due to the stairs. I'm not from AZ and moving here in June with 110+ everyday and 3 flights of stairs= me dying. I do love that I can NEVER hear my neighbors. And I mean NEVER. My deck faces east and I have a nice view of the mountains and the Mormon temple. I rented a carport for a month for $25 and then decided it wasn't worth the money since there is always tons of parking by my building. Management has always been nice. The pool is like a resort. The #1 thing I cannot stand is SCORPIONS! In the month I have been here I've had 2 of the tiny poisonous ones. They sprayed after the first one and 2 1/2 weeks later I had another one in my bedroom. Being from a place without scorpions this is horrifying to me. I called the emergency line and maintenance came 45 minutes to kill the 2nd one (It was in my bedroom above my window, almost on the ceiling!). Obviously the pest control didn't work very well.... Sure, we live in a desert BUT had I known that people get them every 2 weeks at this place (maintenance guy told me that today), I never would have rented here. It used to be fruit orchards until 5 years ago so obviously, the scorpions lived here before this place was built. Just wanted to give a heads up to anyone who is as scared of scorpions as I am. Ask management questions and do your research before moving in. I don't see a way out of the lease even if I end up with 10 of them. I am now arming myself with sticky traps, scorpion killer spray and this handy dandy tool http://www.homedepot.com/p/Bug-Grabber-with-10-Stick-N-Seal-Traps-900226/203772132?keyword=scorpion+stick.