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Output: I haven't been here in a while - it is such a drab part of town. BUT, even with all the time that has passed it is still fantastic. The neighborhood may be super-sketchy, but after taking out of town visitors to the Mob Museum, this was a perfect afternoon snack. The custard is truly delicious and I love all of their sundae choices. I had cheesecake custard, butterscotch sauce, banana slices and chocolate jimmies. Everyone loved their own sundaes and my nephews were happy to see all of the tacky wedding chapels they had heard about.

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Output: I've stopped here a few times on my way to Vegas. The alternative is to fight for a parking space at MCDonalds up the street and somehow fighting to park at McDonalds just feels wrong. The building is different than most Burger kings and has what looks to be a nice shady patio for outdoor summer dining. Just before 9AM they were out of biscuits. And the restroom could use some attention. I ended up taking a breakfast Ciabatta sandwich, which was pretty good, and a small decaf on the road with me. The Seattle's Best version of decaf is no better than what it replaced and in the small version uses a cup that doesn't work well in my cup holders. I'll probably stop here again in the future because it is convenient but I am still not very impressed.

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Output: The high point of our meal was the cold mug that our beer came in. Worst food, worst service, and just plain ick. Not that clean here either. The service was slow and inefficient with messed up orders and confusion. The food was tasteless though hot. With so many choices out there, take my advice and skip this place. Your stomach will thank you later when you are not suffering like I did. One star for the ice cold beer.

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I'm the kinda guy that likes to take care of myself. When I shake someone's hand I don't want to have gnarly nails. When I break out the flip flops I don't want to have busted Hobbit feet. That's why I try to maintain my appendages. Carolyn was recommended to me by my lady. The stories she shared convinced me I'd have a great time and her hands and feet showed me Carolyn's work was top notch. Like others have mentioned, this place is cozy yet comfortable. The one-on-one attention was weird at first because I was used to large salons with rows of chairs, but to be honest, it was the best part of the experience. Instead of staring at some random TV I was able to connect with a vibrant and engaging woman while she worked miracles on my hands and feet. I gotta admit, I'm hooked. There's no way you could get me to go anywhere else again.