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Output: Haven't eaten yet, but ordered a mojito from the bar and it was really bad. Too much simple syrup and only 2 small bar-slices of lime. I had to pour in a whole tall glass of soda water to make it drinkable. When the hostess brought us to the table it was obvious that it hadn't been wiped down. We just ordered. May have an update later. OK, just finished the meal. Mongolian Beef was good, my chicken dish was also too sweet and the vegetables were so over-cooked that they were mush. Rice was hard on top like it had been put in the single serving bowl over an hour prior to being brought to our table. Garlic-chile noodles were just OK. Not a single piece of fresh garlic or red chile flakes even though we asked for extra spicy. And even that dish was slightly sweet! What is with all the sugary sweet sauces in this place? Check for 2 with 2 cocktails and tip was around $75. I could have had 2-3 great meals at my regular place for Chinese (see my other reviews) - oh well, lesson learned.

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Output: mmmmm chips with melted cheese!!! so simple yet so good!! I might be biased though because this was a post-drinking midnight snack...

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Output: Hubs took me here for my birthday and OMG I was one happy camper! Have been to various shows out in Vegas, but this was my first foray into and "opera" type of venue. The theater is unlike any other in Vegas (make sure if you go to get Golden Circle seats!!!) the set is amazing, the performers are top notch, and the music is wonderful. Search for ticket bargains online for better pricing....but do go! Don't get toooooo close to the stage for a couple of reasons. One: you will miss so much of the production. Two: When the pyrotechnics go off you may have a bit of a cough afterwards. And hopefully you won't be sitting anywhere near crass, drunk, dumb asses like the couple behind us. What a dickweed!

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The food was good - easily worth 3.5 stars. But the service? Ay-ay-ay! We went here last Sunday to celebrate an occasion - so there were about 20 of us. We were promptly seated in the reserved area in the back, and given a prix fixe menu. The waitress sat down at the head of our table and announced how tired she was. Then the train jumped the tracks. When it was my turn to order a drink, the waitress seemed nonplussed that I'd asked what beers they had on hand, and promised to get back to me. It took a while, and then she could remember only three of them. By the time we got to order our food, everyone else's drinks had arrived... but mine. (I just wasn't ready to capitulate and have sweet tea or water like everyone else!) About 20 minutes after ordering, the food started to arrive (still no beer). ...and that's when the manager came out to say they'd run out of what was on the prix fixe menu, and would we mind ordering something else? (Mind you, they knew we were coming FOUR days ahead of time, and THEY were the ones that came up with the menu. HOW could they run out?!?) When I went to place my alternate order, I told the waitress that I wanted my beer FIRST, and then my food. (Silly me... it took another 10 minutes to get the beer, and 20 after that to get the food!) Seriously, there were folks in our group that had finished dessert before others got their entrees. Okay - now that I got that out of my system, let me say that the Jambalaya was very respectable, and the apple cobbler was terrific! I just couldn't believe the waitress waited until she'd served dessert to ask if anyone wanted her to put on a pot of coffee. (Sigh...)