Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: All around disappointment. Main issues: Fries sauce and cheese were nothing to write home about. When that is what your whole menu is based upon you got a big problem IMO. It was all pretty bland. There was one thing that really made me want to go back and complain about. If I don't like the food then I just don't go back, that part is simple, but if I ask out right if the containers are fine for take out and get these flimsy paper take outs and wind up with gravy all over my things I am a little peed off, especially after spending so much on fries and gravy. I don't think it will last long there.
Q: negative

A: We returned recently and tried their pasta course prix fixe meal. It was supposedly 5 courses (I was thinking tasting menu like, not expecting huge portions), but they served it as 3 courses (salad, main, dessert) and the pasta was obviously premade and just glopped on the plate, one big spoonfool to each corner. The only pasta that rose to the "good" level was the gnocchi. One tasted like vegetable stroganoff and was just nasty. Ceasar salad had way too much dressing and tasted pre-made (kind of limp and drowning), the pasta as a whole frankly tasted like crap, and the dessert could have fit on a tablespoon. Furthermore, our server seemed rude since we weren't dropping $150 on dinner. We made no complaints as it seemed like one of those heavy handed places where the blame would clearly be placed on the patron, so we didn't bother. Just smiled weakly and paid the bill. It was a big two star step down from our first experience, where I was probably generous as it was with 4 stars. Frankly, I'll take my business elsewhere with the many amazing Italian restaurants around the valley. Leave this restaurant to the Assisted Living crowd that spare no expense for frankly mediocre food. However, IF you have to go here (coupon, invited by another, etc.), stick to the following: Order the parmesan encrusted fish (you can't go really wrong with that), and if you want a pasta course, stick to the gnocchi. And pass on dessert and salad course unless you like a ton of dressing.
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer: Horrible customer service! Went in to get a charm for my Tiffany bracelet and they didn't have it in stock. Annie refused to look to see if other stores on the strip had it, refused to see when they would get it in and refused to let me order/pay for it as well. She proclaimed that they were not allowed to do ordering and they would not deliver it to my house. However another store down the way could do all that and give me a time frame! Worst part, she was training someone! Scary. I wouldn't recommend.
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Output: Located in the Tempe Marketplace Mall, this restaurant is a favorite place for me to meet someone for lunch. Because it's situated just off the 101 and 202 freeways, it's very convenient for meeting someone halfway between 2 distant cities in the Phoenix area. I've setup lunch meetings and happy hour get togethers here....it seems to work well for us. I've tried the following menu items: Pepper Bacon Cheeseburger - $11.50 Sliders - $8.95 Ultimate Nachos - $9.95 Out of the group, my favs are the Nachos and the Cheeseburger. The Nachos are pretty large and can easily feed 2 people....although I took care of them by myself, ha! The Pepper Bacon Cheeseburger is full of flavor and the spice from the Pepper on the Bacon compliments the juicy Burger very well. The Sliders are pretty good as well. It's a good lunchtime option. There's plenty of parking at the mall and it's conveniently located at the West end of the mall, so you don't have to walk around too much to get there. Return Factor - 90%
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output: Ashlee & Kerry treat me to watch "The Green Lantern in 3D". Friday night June 24, 2011 6:30pm .... It was so Cool. As Usual Ryan Reynolds is just goofy funny.
Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A:
I came in for lunch with two girlfriends while staying at the Monte Carlo - we were starving and Diablo's looked pretty cool from the outside. I ordered a shrimp salad which literally had exactly 3 shrimp sliced in half lengthwise then flipped over (cut side facing down) to appear to be 6 shrimp. That, however, is the least of my complaints. One of the girls ordered tacos and asked for Tapatio. You know, a bottle of Tapatio. She received a side of 3 salsas. When she pointed out that this wasn't what she wanted the waitress told her they didn't have any and walked away.... adding a $6 charge for the salsas she delivered. My other friend ordered a hamburger. It didn't come with mayo so she asked for some. The waitress brought a small side of mayo... adding a $3 charge to the bill. (Notice a pattern here?) About halfway through the burger my friend wasn't looking so hot. She said it tasted funny. In an instant there she goes running to the ladies room to vomit it back up... She came back to the table practically green. We reported this to our waitress who obviously didn't care at all or apologize - she simply rolled her eyes, took the burger away and dropped off the bill. After noticing that we had still been charged for the burger in addition to the $6 salsa charge and $3 mayo charge we asked to speak with a manager. The manager approached our table with attitude and before we could even tell him that the burger made me friend sick he said that he already knew and he "tasted her burger and it tasted fine to me - maybe she threw up because of alcohol." I explained that we hadn't started drinking yet - it was only lunch time. When I brought up the charges for condiments. (Seriously?! THREE DOLLARS FOR MAYONNAISE?!) I told him "I've never been charged for condiments at a restau-" he interupted me and said, "Well, we do." I told him they should at least tell people instead of just bringing it out then adding it to the bill. He snipped back "Oh, well I guess you expect me to comp the whole bill then?" I wasn't going to argue with that. "Yes, that would be great. Thank you." We threw down some cash for the tip only and walked out. I'd give them a zero rating if I could. The food made one of us sick, they charge for everything to pad the bill, and the manager that I dealt with was a rude prick. I wouldn't go there again if they paid me.