I haven't sent a quote in quite some time, but this one really spoke to me. Wit makes its own welcome, and levels all distinctions. No dignity, no learning, no force of character, can make any stand against good wit. -Ralph
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Here is an email: How are you doing? I hope your day is going well. Let me apologize for anything I said last night, because I don't remember anything. We went out for a COUPLE of drinks with a recruit, and I forgot that I only got 2 hours of sleepTuesday night. I had 2 beers and 2 shots and was at home by 10 PM, but Tuesday nite took its toll. I sat down for 5 minutes and only woke up when I heard the cell phone ring. I only remember picking the phone up to call you, but I don't remember anything I said (I'm so sorry!). Have a good rest of the day and call me when you get home. ELM
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A: Hey
Q: After meeting with Larry Joe Hunter, we will not be granting tagg access to his group. They were wanting access to change deals that were booked to the wrong counterparty. The problem here lies in that they were wanting to do these changes in the afternoon while we were calcing. This is not an option. Therefore, the resolution is we are responsible for these corrections. We must get the deals entered into the system with the correct counterparty initially. Our credit risk exposure is the bottom line. If we do not have all the deals to the right counterparty each day, we may not be receiving enough money on Letter of Credit from CP's. FYI, this is going to be a highly visible area for us to make mistakes. If we continue to make these mistakes, we as a group will catch severe fire. To help us do this correctly, Bianca will be handing out a revised and updated counterparty list on a monthlly basis. We will still have emails sent denoting CP name changes, I reccomend writing these down on your sheets to keep for future reference. If all else fails and there is something you are not sure about, please call Bianca Ornelas at 5-3782. If you have any questions, please give me a shout. Thanks. PL
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A: Counterparty names
IN: Was speaking w/ Lavo today on a different matter and he mentioned you were a great help to him in managing his world and was quite complementary overall. I can count on one hand how often this happens in RAC so keep it up. Great job. Thanks, Rick

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OUT: Conversation w/ Lavo
IN: This is an email
Dear Mr. Junek- Per Scott Goodell's advice, I am officially informing you that the CES offshore firm contract is now on your book. Scott thinks that it is volumetric, so there should be no impact on you. The wellhead desk will take this over as soon as their pools are set up on Col. Gulf. Sincerely yours,

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OUT: Columbia Gulf Offshore Transportation
Bill: The Enron Corp. board passed a resolution last week authorizing equity transactions on ENE stock. Clint and Jeff are anxious to proceed with the negotiation of ISDA Master Agreements with the parties we have been discussing. Please send credit to me for preparation of documentation. As always, please let me know if you have any questions. Thanks. Sara
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Enron Corp. ISDA Master Agreements