Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: The other weekend I was jonesing for some Vietnamese chow. And the only place i'd ever heard of in my new area was Pho Bac No.1. So shot in the dark, I gave it a try. Well it's done and I ain't never ordering again. There was this pork soup. It was horrible. The pork bits, and I normally LOVE pig meat, looked like little turds floating in a bouillon that tasted like soapy dirty dish water. After 2 spoonfuls I was DONE with that soup. I had the beef and chicken combo, I went for safe stuff, but then these utilitarian restaurants never offer much more than this. The chicken was dry and crunchy. The beef was a really cheap cut and tasted boiled more than it did grilled. The noodles, well I tasted Ramen noodles in my student days that tasted better than this. And the whole dish needed to be sandstormed with salt to give just a little taste. The only thing that tasted like anything was the spring roll which was plural on the menu, I was wondering where the second one was. And it only tasted good once thoroughly dunked in the dipping sauce. And I don't even know if it's an authentic dish from Viet-Nam or not but most Vietnamese restaurants serve Fried Bananas and boy do I love those. I love bananas and then the idea of deep frying them and dipping them in syrup, well that's just awesome but I digress. I ordered the Fried Bananas anyway and that also was a mistake. They tasted pre-fab out of a box and the syrup was made with Maple Syrup. I had no clue that the Vietnamese had maple syrup as part of their culture nor that Viet-Nam was part of North-America and that the Natives cultures taught them how to get the sap from the Maple... in Viet-Nam.
Q: negative

A: The family ended up here when Heidi's Deli was closed and we were in need of a quick bite. Everyone got the Original and I grabbed a pesto chicken. There wasn't anything really remarkable with the sandwich despite the dining room being busy. The bread was nice soft and spongy inside with a crisp outside, but there wasn't much filling and a half a slice of tomato and shredded iceburg with some pesto. I threw their hot sauce on it to make it a bit better. A small was deceivingly filling, but I don't eat just be filled up. I like that their drink fountain has 3 kinds of ice tea AND two flavors of lemonade to make some great arnold palmer concoctions. The first cup of tea just tasted old. The 2nd was a different kind and it was the same. So the 3rd cup I just did lemonade and it tasted like the plastic dispenser. WTF? Not really feeling it.
Problem: What would be an example of an positive (OPTIONS:
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Answer: This place is awesome! The food is great and and you get a lot of it to, they don't skimp out. We there are always great specials! Can't bet $5 nachos that 3 people cant even finish. Prices are good. Everyone is friendly and nice. My 3 year old like the burgers here too. This is my new spot!
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Generate a negative review for a place
Output: I almost wanted to give it a 3 star rating but that's only because it's my first time here so the originality of the environment is very intriguing. However, the food is mediocre and the service is less than. Very well intentioned staff but they need to get their act together. Slow seating despite plenty of open tables. Nice waiter but long wait for the food, drink refills and check ups.
Q: negative

A:
I normally don't have a problem with Dominos--you pretty much know what you're getting for your money. Unfortunately, this Dominos, even though it is less than 3 miles away, won't deliver to my address. Not only will they not deliver, but they will take my order, ask me what the cross-streets are (so they KNOW how far I am), and wait 30 minutes before calling to tell me that they cancelled my order. They could have checked my address when I gave it to them, or they could have called and asked if I wanted to pick it up instead, but instead they simly cancelled my order--and didn't let me know until it was supposed to be at my door,