[Q]: Objective: Make a cup speaker.
[A]: Put smartphone inside a coffee mug.

[Q]: Objective: Remove grease from hands.
[A]: Rub hands with baby oil.

[Q]: Objective: How to use a credit card
[A]: When you've been rung up at a register, hand the sales clerk your credit card and have them swipe the strip in a card reader. Always check the receipt after.

[Q]: Objective: how do you make a mixed drink?
[A]:
mix alcohol and juice.