Question:
Ok so an update on the world that is me . Looocy came up to see me and Crox in the first week which was such a relief from the never ending bordom that had proceeded her arrival and the Edinburgh Festival had just gotten started so there was plenty for us to do . We went to see a comedian called Neil Delamere he was really good . His show was supposed to be loosely based around a trip to Stockholm , well they certainly were n't using the word loosely ... loosely .

Why is the narrator skeptical of the comedian they saw ?
Answer:
The narrator feels the comedian was n't totally truthful .

Question:
Progress check . Have n't had that in an age . So , my repetoire of dance material now includes : Foxtrot : Basic Promenade Set Adlib Closed Turning BasicWaltz : Basic Box Step & Turning Underarm Turn ProgressiveRumba : Basic Box Underarm Turn 5th Position BreakSwing : Basic Rhythm ( Single ) Underarm Turn A&BTonight had three of those pieces added to it . The waltz added the progressive to it and I rather liked that , though remembering the rule of when not to do it took a few tries .

What is this a list of ?
Answer:
My dance moves

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Meh .. He 'll get over it ... Secondly , years ago , my Mom told me a NASTY Dirty joke ... Which I used on Tuesday afternoon to get myself out of a speeding ticket . A speeding ticket I actually deserved , considering I was pushing 175 km / h in a 90 zone just outside of golden , however , I am distracting myself .

Why would telling a nasty joke get the narrator out of a ticket ?
Answer:
The cop was likely entertained by the joke .

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First of all , I was moved to tears to see and feel the grace of our lovely little Sundance tree . She swayed so sweetly in the breeze as she carried the prayers of the people amongst her branches . Such an image of Beauty shall be held within my heart forever . The sound of the drum and the prayer songs full of Love and Hope , as sung by the people as we danced around the Tree of Life , is a memory I shall hold dear when times in the faster world threaten to bring me down .

how may the person be feeling right at this moment ?
Answer:
They might feel meditative