Problem: Poor Raven . The child is obsessed with cats . He spent nearly an hour this morning taking me on a guided tour of his current favorite website I Can Haz Cheezburger ?

Why would the narrator not like the type of website the child is visiting ?

A: They think it 's silly .

Problem: The teacher informed me the next day that classmates snickered and made fun of him being " dressed up . " He turned pink and put his tie in his desk . An hour later he went to her desk and said he had to talk to the class . She halted the class & asked them to listen to Adam .

Why would the person put away their tie ?

A: They were embarrassed by it .

Problem: He wore it well ! Before the parade started , I passed out a flyer with the church hours and web site on it to folks lining the street in front of the church on the corner of 200 South and 200 East . Many welcomed the information and a couple asked if our church is " gay friendly . " I said " yes " , of course . I was thinking that a better answer for our church is that we are " people " friendly .

Why would the passerby on the street ask the man about their church ?

A:
They wanted to know if it welcomes gays .