Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: TERRIBLE hotel. Full of drunk fools, f'wits and frat boys running around half naked, drunk and quite frankly, pathetic. Very noisy rooms, albeit large and spacious. Average views, even on the side overlooking the strip. A long way from the center of the strip, which means a lot of unnecessary walking. Staff that don't know the term service let alone how to deliver it. We checked out after 2 HORRIFYING, sleepless nights and went to a real hotel. Can I please give negative stars??
Q: negative

A: A wash may be better priced than others but you'll get what you pay for. My husband brought out 2008 Prius for a wash and vacuum and it doesn't look like anything has been cleaned! The carpet in the hatch and floors are still dirty and none of the interior was wiped down. We will be going to Octopus or we'll just do it ourselves next time.
Problem: What would be an example of an positive (OPTIONS:
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Answer: Oh Cowtown Boots, I love you. You get five stars. You get five stars for no other reason than that you had my red boots, the red boots i couldn't find anywhere around San Francisco (duh, self, did you really think you'd find an extensive selection of cowboy boots in San Francisco??). You get five stars because I couldn't even get those boots through the manufacturer for like a year, no joke. Backordered. You get five stars because you had TWO PAIRS. "Do you have them in a 6 1/2?" "Um... yeah two pairs." Oh that's... wait what? Two pairs! vs. a year! Two pairs wins! F*ck yeah!! You get five stars because you are a boot warehouse... a boot COUNTRY... maybe even a BOOT CONTINENT. You made me want to be a cowgirl. You made me want to be a redneck. You made me want MORE BOOTS (but not your gross cowboy clothes). I'm probably like, the youngest, least conservative person to ever shop there, but YOU HAD MY RED BOOTS. And now IIIII have them. And I am so pleased. And for that you get five stars.
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Output: Neighborhood pizzaria right across from my other favorite, Pat's Pizza. Pat's excels at the New York thin crust while Spinato's has a great deep dish Chicago version that is excellent and not at all greasy. The sauces (both the pizza and the pasta) are great and you can get extra on the side. In the rare event you are still hungry I'd say get frozen yogurt across the street and skip the desserts which are a bit weak. But how can you not love a family restaurant that feels like every pizza place in America?
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output: When a place is always as busy as Pete's is, it must be great, right? That's almost always true but Pete's is an exception. It's actually a mystery. Why are people lining up for disgusting frozen fish? The first sign that we should have kept walking was that they had no malt vinegar, so I knew then that it wasn't going to be English-style fish and chips. Instead they give you a little cup of sauce that seems to be ketchup with a little horseradish mixed in. Not great and it reminded me of eating Van de Kamp's fish with ketchup when I was about five. Bottom line- everything here comes from a freezer. All of it. Tasteless and greasy, we each ate one piece from our plates and threw the rest away.
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer:
Worst hotel room I ever got in Las Vegas. Star level is misnomer as the hotel rooms do not match what you will pay for. Tiny room, no real bathroom. Toilet room is sliding door that opens to bed area. Same with shower. Unfinished ceiling exposed concrete. Feels like prison when you look up. Bed headboard pointing toward doorway. Big faux pas in Chinese culture cause that's how dead people are laid. Tv is sideways from bed and couch. No closet. Tiny ass sink.... DO NOT STAY HERE.