Goal:
Prevent pot soot.
Answer:
Rub bottom of pot with bar soap before cooking.

Goal:
If cooked frozen, does cooking time increase?
Answer:
Yes, increase cooking time by one hour.

Goal:
Smile looks forced or weird?
Answer:
try laughing for the camera, instead. It looks more natural.

Goal:
How do you condense a toilet to be taken out for trash?
Answer:
Use a sledgehammer and safety goggles to smash it to pieces, sweep up and throw in a trash can.