Problem: Write a positive (OPTIONS:
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A: This place is clean and very nice. Friendly service is a plus. Everything I had there so far wasn't a disappointment hammered chicken, cubed beef with rice, soups, noodles, and most of all their deserts. I am addicted to their Mango crapes and egg custard with mango and coconut milk! Yummy!
Q: negative

A: I really tried to like this place.... I took my bike here probably 5 or 6 times and received average to very bad service everytime. The one young kid is an absolute punk.... Treats u like an idiot if u aren't an expert at bikes. Two incidents that really pissed me off. First one, there was a problem with my rear brake. So I drop the bike off... They say it cant be replaced yet they don't know what's wrong with it, they just "cant get it to work"... Okay. So they say we will put on an elixir 3 for $99...i say fine, not a bad deal right. Wrong! I get there after several calls and a couple days... (they never call u). Get there and find out its an Elixir 1..not 3. They basically say... Oh well. It's a 1 not a 3..... "If u want to pay more for the 3 and wait longer we can take this off". Its the old bait n switch! The whole reason I agreed to buy the brake was because it was the 3. Anyways... It was lame. They basically couldn't care less they pulled the bait n switch on me. Another time... Got cranks replaced. They return my old BB and cranks but didn't include the left BB adapter. When I tell them..., "hey.. I'm missing part of my BB" they offer to sell me new BB because they don't have my part. The guy Patrick has the customer service skills of a moth... He doesn't even offer to look around the shop for it. Done with this terrible shop run by a bunch of guys who just dont care if people are pleased with the service. Just bought a $4K MTB from Bike Barn...thats my new LBS.
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer: Complete disappoint! We had a reservation and they started to seat us then determined the table was occupied. Then told us to stand in the middle of the restaurant and wait. We moved back to the hostess stand....ackward. Then when we got seated and ordered our drink order came bout the same time our tasteless cold food arrived. Regretfully we ordered dessert the bread pudding. It was warm on the edges and ice cold in the center! The bourbon sauce was horrible. We moved here from the south and this is not what we expected. It was grossly overpriced and the noise made it difficult to hold a conversation. I never complain but this was bad.
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Output: OMFG! They can't even make oatmeal. It's 7:20 am and I find myself at Scottsdale Road and the 101. My options for a business breakfast range from Chik-Fil-A (NOT!) to the bangladesh Wendy's. The pickings are very slim. If I venture down Scottsdale Road, I am facing not much more, Village Inn? So I hold my breath, bite my tongue and decide if I get the coffee at Starbucks, I can find something benign to order for breakfast. Oatmeal. How can they mess this up? Everyone is making it now. Burger King, Au Bon Pain, even McDonalds found a way to serve oatmeal. Albeit, the McDonald's oatmeal is milky, and has hard apple bits but it resembles oatmeal more than Paradise bakery's. This was a quinoa salad, I am sure it was. It had no resemblance to oatmeal. It tasted more like a cup of couscous or quinoa with cinnamon and obscene pecans dumped on top. Dear Paradise, chop your pecans. Please. I am sure Juan could chop the pecans right before he chops the lettuce. Next, instead of dumping the can of cinnamon on the oatmeal, how about using candied pecans. The crunch and sweetness of the pecans would be the natural sweetness to the oatmeal. Finally, go buy oatmeal, real oatmeal, not couscous or quinoa. This was the worst oatmeal I have ever had, anywhere! You amaze me as to how bad you get every time I make the mistake of visiting. I almost want to make it a challenge. I might start to frequent you more just so I can see how low you can go. Game on!
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output: Thank God it was a free meal because I did a survey next door. But I will never come back here the service was so horrible and the waitress was not attentive and it wasn't even busy. I didn't get a refill for my drink and the cup was empty for 20 mins. She got my order wrong. And that's just the top layer. We had to ask for everything twice. Not only that I waited for the bill for 30 mins after getting tired of waiting I asked for it again and she said she gave it to us. If she did I would have paid it and get the heck out. That was just the service the food wasn't great either. Garlic fries were dry its just curly fries with whatever crap on it they call garlic. The pizza blah I've had better at pizza hut. The wings were decent but I can get better ones from the freezer at the grocery store.
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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- positive) review?

Answer:
I wish I could say something good, but the food was lousy, overpriced and the service wasn't much better