input: Write a negative yelp review.
output: Went here for dinner with my boss and another co-worker. The place looks cool from the outside and the host at the front was very friendly and helpful. Other than the guy playing the guitar tableside, the positives stopped here. Our server was the coolest guy in the room, just ask him, he'll tell you all about it. The food was all terrible. It was all cold, even the mini cheeseburgers that were brought out because "the owner wanted to buy us an appetizer." This is a cheesy line they use to make you feel like you're getting something for all of those incredibly overpriced drinks you're buying. My boss said he was pretty sure that his prime rib was reheated from the day before, and my Salmon had an awful odor/flavor. The cool atmosphere, friendly hosts, and guitar guy who naile "Ring of Fire," when we requested it make it worth stopping in at happy hour to buy a reasonably priced drink, but otherwise not worth it at all.
input: Write a negative yelp review.
output: Why do you bring in the best bands and then torture me? Parking is freaking ridiculous, at least I have been enough times to know to leave my car on Mill and walk. Your security people are a bunch of freaking jerks who take their power wayyyy to seriously - take off my shoes? What kind of weapon or drugs can I be hiding in my open toed 2 inch heels? Your sound SUCKS - seriously sucks. For all the fees you charge on top of tickets - buy some new speakers already. The bathrooms are gross Drinks are reasonable so you get 2 stars (Watch out for the glass walls leading to the patio if you have overindulged in booze.. I've heard they are easy to run in to).
input: Write a positive yelp review.
output:
This is the closest Vegas library to me and I love it! It's not big, but it has everything I need and more! RSVP to get a computer online before you get there as they only have 7 of them (not counting the kids ones). They have study rooms you can reserve or ask for one at their help desk. They also have cubicles in the back. There's a lot of activities and events for everyone; my sister takes the girl she babysits (age 5) to events like storytime, crafts for holidays and parties. If you ever need a book, it doesn't hurt to check their paperbacks; there's not many but it's how I managed to get my hands on Mira Grant's Feed Trilogy without waiting on hold for it! The staff is helpful and quick about getting issues fixed and helping you find what you're looking for.