input: Write a negative yelp review.
output: The thing I always enjoyed about Aurelio's was that even though it was a little more expensive, you always got a much better product. Lately it seems that they are really skimping on the quality, and still demanding premium pricing. I used to eat Aurelio's pizza as a kid, it was always my favorite part of visiting family on the South Side. When I lived in Chicago I would regularly enjoy the lunch buffets in Evergreen Terrace and a few other locations. I also used to love watching games at the Cheyenne location before it closed. So my aunt got me a giftcard for my birthday, and I figured I'd drive across town to check this one out, hoping it would be worth the 20-minute drive. When I called this afternoon, they said there was a dinner buffet tonight from 5-9pm, which was perfect, I thought, because you can enjoy a few different topping combos and some salad for a reasonable price. I drove 10 miles, and got there a little after 8. I walked past a giant sign on the building advertising the buffet on Tuesday nights from 5-9. I walked in, and there was no buffet. I asked the girl, and she said there was no buffet, went to the back and came back and offered me a special that was basically a small pizza for $12.99, and said it was the same as the buffet. I don't really know what they do for the buffet, or how much it costs exactly, but there are two mutually exclusive possibilities, either: 1) The special was the same as the buffet, which seriously undermines the quality of the buffet, or 2) The special was not the same as the buffet, in which case they were lying to me. It says a lot about a place if they are not willing to offer you even the bare minimum that they are advertising. I understand that the restaurant was slow, and that's probably why they didn't offer the buffet, but maybe more people would go if they could count on the buffet to actually be there. I know I'm never going to drive 20 minutes for the mere possibility of a buffet again. And why do they only offer the buffet on Tuesday nights? Maybe people would come if they didn't have to think about what day it is before deciding what to eat? If you can get $13 per person for the buffet, are you seriously unable to offer it on every night of the week? There is way too much great food and great value in Las Vegas that this place really doesn't deserve your business. I also just found a recipe for their sauce online, so maybe I can just make my own.
input: Write a positive yelp review.
output: We've tried egg + chicken + mushroom rice bowl and the Eel sushi (california roll toped with tuna + tempura style stir fried onions). The atmosphere is original and I can tell that the place is own by Japanese people. It was a very very good alternative to any place tourists (like we were) usually stopped by along the Strip.
input: Write a negative yelp review.
output:
Today, I found myself disappointed in Zada Jane's. How is that even possible, you ask... Well, I ordered take-out and their usually quality was lacking. I requested my eggs scrambled and what I got was a heap of fried egg pieces. The consistency of that I my mouth was unforgivably gross. It was rubbery and not at all what I wanted or what I am used to from them. I was hoping that the rest of my meal would make up for the egg debacle, but it did not. Highly disappointed. The pancakes tasted like someone had contaminated the batter and it had an aftertaste of something with garlic or some other non-sweet spice and my grits had a slightly burnt aftertaste. I'm not sure WTH happened in the Zada Jane's kitchen today, but it definitely didn't work for my taste buds. I'd been craving ZJ's for hours today and in the end it was a totally bust. Sorry, ZJ's - but today, you really let me down.