Problem: I could have eaten deep - fried rubber bands and still been smiling . Best exchange with a DJ , possibly ever : Last night at the dingy ( but very comfortable ) little dive bar underneath Three of Cups , the DJ was rocking my world with a mix that included the Stooges , Humble Pie , Iron Maiden , Motorhead and early Metallica . Usually , when you make a request to a bar or club DJ , they shoot you a look like you just pissed in their beer , and say something dismissive like , " I 'll look , but I ' m not sure I have it . " This guy , though , when I asked if he had any Dio , his eyes lit up .

What type of genre of music does the narrator like ?

A: They like metal .

Problem: So we get downtown and we see all these cops redirecting traffic , so I think it 's the river city round - up still going on . We drive down and decide to check out the developments on the river front by Rick 's Boatyard and the footbridge . There we see the crowd . And all the people with numbers on their tank tops and shorts .

Why is the narrator stuck in traffic ?

A: There is a big race .

Problem: I can summarize it no other way . There was the occasional nausea , but nothing that ever ventured into uncomfortable territory . I never felt like I was going to vomit , but then , taking the better part of 3 hours to sip a mug of Ayahuasca brew is probably not going to have that effect .

Why might this person have nausea ?

A:
Because they do n't feel well