Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A: The airport itself is pretty standard. The cab line can be ridiculously long. Even though the strip is literally a mile away from your gate as the crow flies it can take 45 minutes to an hour to get there. The security lines always seem longer than most, especially for the legacy carriers. The food choices past security are pretty lame.

Problem: Write a positive yelp review.
A: Meaty, tasty chili with two buttery corn bread slices. Flavorful ice tea. Flaky pastries. This blows Panera out of the water.

Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A:
Did not give me the room I booked. Room was old and small. Carpet in room soiled. Construction outside window for 5 days. Manager uncaring and curt and did not offer any compensation for our discomfort. Water in lobby for quest was empty. Rooms not cleaned in timely manner. Never received morning paper. Would not recommend this hotel. I am a Fairmont Club member.