Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
- negative
- positive) yelp review.
A: Save your money for the Spearmint Rhino. This was the first and last time I spend money at Sapphire. Well should I talk about the good first? Alright, the music variety, coupled with matching music videos, were good but I think it was a distraction for the disappointments. Around 1030pm Friday night (in busy August), we got a free limo ride and free cover charge (for a group of 10). Although it was pretty packed, I didn't have to wait long for a drink at the bar. Now for why I gave it less than 3 stars. Good thing 1/2 stars aren't permissible or else I would have rated it 1 1/2 stars. The limo was 20 min late, but the old chauffeur was nice. This was the first time we got "bottle service", but things would have gone better had we been explained about it all this before we got to the dark and loud centerstage area. Since the cost of a mixed drink goes for $17(i.e. plain vodka & cranberry) and a bottled water(not even 16oz) was $11 or $13, it was a wise choice. We were told we'd be checked on every 5 min., but that didn't happen once the club got busier. Last but not least, the quality and quantity of girls reviewed. Expect an average cup size about a small B between them all. Less than a handful (literally) were larger than B cups. There was the stripper that was around 40, the stripper that was flashing her cellulite, and the girls that didn't make their proper rotation around the club, so we saw the same eight or fewer girls around our tables all night (were among what I experienced). Every time I went to the bathroom I would see over a half dozen girls that hadn't been seen ANYWHERE on the main floor going to their back room. After about 2am we left, paid for a dry 'party bus' to take us back to the hotel ($60)
Q: positive

A: Friends took me here for New Years Lunch.....When are we coming back? Sampled various Sushi plates ordered half orders so i can sample more. The seaweed Salad is Bomb I had to order twice......good menu to choose from from all kinds of different sushi......they even have a kids menu to choose from.
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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- positive) review?

Answer: Okay first off I just want to make it clear that this is a very beautiful hotel with nice chic designs, incredible views of the strip, (that's if you have the city view room w/ terrace) but really that's all they have. You know what they say don't judge a book by it's cover, well this is one of those books that look so interesting and the preface has you clinging to the edge of the seat waiting to see what happens next, but then when you open the book it's blank and on the second page it's a huge picture of a middle finger. Yeah I hope you guys got the visual of that, because that's how I felt staying at this hotel. I don't want to bore you with the fine details of the weekend but I'll give you the a cliff notes version. I promise there will be no giant middle fingers pointed at you only to the cosmopolitan. Now for the climax juicy part of the story.. So when I used the shower I noticed that the water pressure was sporadic it would go high pressure to no pressure cold then hot. I was thinking damn everyone is taking a shower at the same exact time... (I know that was dumb) Anyways, I've never experienced that in any of the other hotels I've stayed at. I've stayed at quite a few with a whole entourage of people in one room. This time it was just me and two other people. So that's one water incident that had me scratching my head. The other was when my friend turned on the water for the soaking tub. She informed me that the water that was coming out of the faucet was brown and clear. I was like no way you're lying so I tested it myself and there it was brown water. I should've taken a picture or video so I could have posted it as proof but wasn't thinking about that. (I was pretty liquored up) I should've have called the front desk but my friend said to just deal with it in the morning when we checked out. So that's what I did... Future note if you have any problems in your hotel room during your stay make sure to call them and make sure they know about it. SO it's check out time, I was still pretty hungover from the night before checked my camera and had some pretty funny pictures from the night before great times with friends... Almost forgot about the whole brown water incident. So we get to the front desk to get in line for check out. As were waiting the two reps in behind the counter finish with the guest they are helping and they just stand there begin to converse about their weekend and about what some lady was saying to her. Yes they were talking loud enough to where I can hear them. about 2 mins go by and finally this which looked like a manager or supervisor comes out of his cave and requests those two to help the guest and looks over at me and instructs me to go to the desk and apologizes for the inconvenience. So I told the Rep her name is M@&*&. M@$*& I would like to check out and also I have some concerns about my room this past weekend. She replied oh okay I can check you out what's your room number? She then tells me okay let me get my manager... I was like okay cool you can't do anything so instead of all the run around talk to the one on top. When this guy comes out I begin to tell him about the incidents in the room and he just looked at me like he could give a fuck what happened. He showed no sympathy or care. All he said was I'm sorry but I don't see any records of you calling to inform us of this incident. There is really nothing I can do. I was like wow... FFW a little bit so we get a comp meal to anywhere in the hotel.. (per the manager and confirmed by REP) we order food at Comme C we inform the waiter that the meal is comp by the hotel and he calls to confirm and tells me that the front desk is saying no record of comp meal and there is no one named M@&*& that works down there. SO This is where I'm just really pissed and go back down and give them a piece of my mind. Also remember to get names when people promise you things. So I talk to the manager and get his name (we'll call him B. Asshat) and he tells me that oh sorry but your comp is only good for wicked spoon or one of the other cheap cafe's. Gee thanks for telling us! Maria confirmed that it would be good for any place in the hotel and to just bill it to the room. He then says look I'm taking time out to help you with this situation so what can I do to help you. I was like do your m*&%*$&%*#(# job I didn't know you clocked out to help us B. Asshat! SO I told him that I don't care about the food I don't care about anything he was gonna give me I was done. I asked him for a card and he gave me someone elses card and said I don't have any cards. Really okay that's fine I'll just write a letter to the card he gave me and make sure she knows of what happened. Well I wrote that letter and no response from her at all. Hey Cosmopolitan of Las Vegas ,|, (0^0) ,|, never gonna stay here again!!! there's so much more that went on this weekend but I'm capped at 5001 characters.
Q: negative

A:
We went into this bar in hopes of watching the NBA playoffs, given they had numerous televisions and few customers. However, all were tuned to the same, early-season baseball game. We asked them if they could change one of the TVs to the basketball game and received a lackluster response. After about ten minutes and asking another employee the TV was switched to the game we wanted. Then we attempted to order drinks at the bar. After passing us a couple of times the bar tender took my friend's order. After another five minutes of passing us he filled her order then left before I could place my order. I waited another five minutes during which the bar tender rushed passed me many more times, again, this was in no way a full bar and seemed to be pretty heavily staffed. At the end of this five minutes the entire staff of the bar proceeded to dance on the bar and fill/take no drink orders. I waited out this interruption only to be passed by the bar tender several more times. At this point I returned to the table where my friends were sitting to complain about the service, yes, loudly, sorry, the situation was a total bummer. The bar tender heard me and irritatedly offered to take my drink order, at which point I complained, dropping an f-bomb and then was told off by the bar tender. Booo.