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An example of an positive review: Ring in the new year. Bring out the Thai Take Away from Silver Bowl. On our day of post NYE celebrations (i.e. tired, lethargic, lust-less..) it was decided that we let some other do the cooking. Unfortunately our 'normal' Thai place was closed on this day. Alternatives were needed. We found an old takeaway menu and we logged in online to see if anything had changed. It was still the same. We ordered for delivery at 5 online, however it came to our attention (only later when we called) that only open at 5 but they already started on our dishes. And sure enough those arrived 20 min later. My personal favourite is the Tom Yum - this time with Gai (chicken). It was so packed with flavours and proper ingredients. I could have had 3 more and called it a meal. My other dish was a spicy chili beef and cashew, side order of beansprout soft noodles. I was less impressed with this dish (I contribute this to the Tom Yum I had only finished minutes before). It was tasty, but not as flavour or spice packed I wanted it to be. - Oh well, nothing that cannot be saved with some chili oil and white pepper. In all they are now firmly in my top 3 for ordering Take Away.

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An example of an negative review: HORRIBLE!!! DO NOT GO HERE!! They have definitely gone downhill from mid year last year. They now make you pay upfront for your meal rather than later like they used to. They still have the hibachi grill & pho. The service area was messy and my wife had calamari which was not breaded and cold! The hot & sour soup tasted like it has been there awhile. The meat and chicken were way over cooked ( at least they weren't raw). The damage for this torture was $6.99 per lunch NOT including drinks. Will NOT be coming back

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An example of an negative review: In fairness, this review is for the Sirens of TI however for whatever reason, the ol Yelpster is not cooperating with me by allowing me to review THAT fiasco. First of all, if you have the chance to go and see the the Sirens of TI, I would suggest that you seek medical help, get your head checked, take two aspirin and call me in the morning. Hopefully you'll wake up and realize it was all just a bad dream. While the "actors" I'm sure are talented, as a group we felt we were watching a bad porno. The only saving grace is the fact that the show is free and with that we felt that we were overcharged. Taking in to account that we had a group of pubescent teenage boys with us didn't help matters. I believe that they were the only ones to actually enjoy the show. Needless to say, I'm not winning the Father of the Year Award on that call. Not to mention the insanely number of people that crowd around this joint to watch this debacle. If I'm going to be smothered by a crowd that large, it had better be for something worthwhile. It had been about 10 years since I've seen the show at TI and I remember it being a little more formidable. I guess a lot changes in 10 yrs.

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An example of an negative review: I wasn't impressed, went in for a replacement part, the staff was rude, made no attempt to even stand up and talk to me, got someone else that might "know" what I was talking about, he was also rude and wanted to argue with me about the part I needed and how it wasn't used in their system. Finally gave me the number of the company that makes them so I could get what I needed. Thankfully I don't buy appliances very often as I don't want to become a regular at this brand.