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An example of an negative review: If you like your beer served with a side of poseur attitude then this is the place for you. And are my girl and me the only people who can hear that mosquito beater whining over the completely convincing rap music?

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An example of an negative review: Run don't walk away from the express breakfast buffet. Way overpriced for inedible food. I've had better free hotel continental breakfasts. This place is horrid.

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An example of an negative review: This review is written with great remorse. I have been to Carly's a few times and have always liked the experience. Cool artwork, good ambiance, decent food, good beer selection, decent service, etc. However, I went this week and was dissapointed. It was a Thursday around 6:00 PM and I was expecting an interesting crowd. However, the place had about 3 or 4 weird dudes scattered about; it was a near ghost town, one filled with creepy miners. One patron kept starring at us. The lighting was not right, several of the overhead lights used to spotlight the artwork were not turned on. The music was some crappy, old heavy metal. The two bar tenders seemed nice enough although the vibe they gave off was kind of odd. The overall feel was that of a cheap hash bar in Amsterdam, one where everyone is way too stoned and paranoid. Everything seemed more run down than the last time I visited. Now it's more of a dive bar than a cool place to chill. I didn't even want to think about eating there although I've had decent food on previous visits. A dark experience overall. Ohh Carly's, how I used to love you but you've since jumped the shark. Could the owners be going through hard times? Was it just a bad night to be there? I don't know but I won't be visiting again as there are too many interesting places to eat and drink in the Valley. Best wishes Carly's, and may you find your way.

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An example of an positive review: Had reservations for 8pm on a Saturday night and we were seated promptly. Overall the place was 90% full. Service - the entire staff was attentive and friendly. Food - it's all small plates / tapas family style here which works well. Hummus with tahini with bread/veggies - hummus was tasty and not too paste-like. The bread was warm, soft, and fresh which went great with the hummus. The veggies were crisp and fresh. Wagyu kebab - 50/50. Half of the meat was tender and soft while the other half was just too chewy. Flavor was good though. Chicken kebab - it was good but the same as any chicken kebab I've had in the past. Watermelon and feta with avocado, spiced nuts, and cucumbers salad - probably our favorite of the night! Super flavorful and very refreshing. Couldn't get enough. Mushrooms with dates, hazelnuts, puffed rice - if you like mushrooms then this is the dish for you. The puffed rice adds nice crunch. The special - lamb shank cooked over 10 hours falling off the bone with pomegranate glaze served over bed of lentils. - the meat was literally falling off the bone. Super tender and tasty. Fills you up as it is a heavy decadent dish. Sticky toffee pudding - butterscotch, walnut feuilletine, vanilla gelato - nice way to end the meal. The middle was hot and soft which went well with the gelato on top. Not too sweet. Satisfying.