Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Example Input: Someone stands next to someone, watching him. Someone
Example Output: gets to his feet and pats his bare arm.

Example Input: A gray - haired man uses a phone. Someone
Example Output: leans heavily on someone's desk reading past storms.

Example Input: Someone looks at a framed photograph of his father with someone. Someone
Example Output:
finds someone waiting on his side.