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Output: This is more of a review regarding the service. We have been there twice, sat at the bar both times and had the complete displeasure of seeing the bartender Carlos or "los" as his jersey states. Horrible bartender. The last time, we had a female bartender and "los" came over and asked us to close out our tab because he was leaving. He was not our bartender and wanted us to close out our tab because he wanted the 2 bucks for the tip. The food there is not worth speaking about so it's not worth having to deal with "los" either. Too bad. The location is great.

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Output: I learned my lesson...do not waste your money stopping at this bar to get the super large margaritas. I paid $40 for 32 oz tasteless frozen lemonade they called margarita. the $1 margaritas at the Casino Royale bar taste way better than what these liars sell

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Output: This business is not a place that I would return too - They do a coupon on the Fry's receipts - good idea - but then they only have a FEW shirts that qualify for the coupon and the prices for a normal item are HIGH!! $10.00 for a simply summer dress, $4.90 for a womens' BLOUSE?? When i asked about the dress it was because it was LONG? There are other cleaners in the area that are overall fair priced and do not do this "bait and switch" tactic that i feel this place does! Coupons should be an opportunity for a place to GET new business and keep them - not make them say no thanks!

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I was attracted to Sal's because I read they were the same owners of Bella Luna and I like their food. We got our food as takeout. We ordered two pizzas, sausage and pepperoni and pepperoni. We ordered the large which was supposed to be 14" pizzas. I was surprised at how small they were. Out of sheer curiosity I took a measuring tape to the pizza when I got home and they were both @ 12 1/2". I considered the idea that maybe the 14" was the pre-made size but doesn't pizza dough usually increase in size? Everybody has different taste choices in pizza. I'm a NYer so that's my pizza style. I thought the crust was just too hard. There were burned edges so it might have been in the oven too long. I could taste several varieties of cheese and the sauce was good. I like some salt on my pizza but this pizza had plenty already. We also ordered a couple dozen wings. They were good, pretty textbook in taste. The takeout container was plastic and had paper underneath. Takeout wings I've had before came in aluminum takeout containers so they could be placed in there blistering hot and with lots of wing sauce. These were warm with little sauce. All in all, it was as the rating says, meh. I've had better. Bruno's pizza on Litchfield and Indian School is waaay better and I'll stick with them.