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Output: SO, a group of about 25 of us went to AB last night for restaurant week. I have realized that I just need to stop going out to these "Restaurant Week" events. All of the restaurants serve the same ol' tired "molten chocolate cake" as a dessert choice. Now, that might have been creative in NYC ten years ago, but now it has been done to death (and not usually all that well). Get some new ideas, folks. That aside, the food here was pretty good, with high quality ingredients, and the flavors really came through. Nothing creative going on here, and though there were some opportunities for that, they were missed. Example: I ordered a basil-lemon martini. I don't really care for lemon, but the basil component was interesting. THe very nice bartender made it for me promptly, but it didn't taste at all like basil. She said, "Yah, our muddler's broken. We had like five, all made from glass, and they kept breaking." Seriously? How much can a metal one cost? The most appalling part of the evening is when dinner was brought out, they gave my dinner to my dim-witted co-diner, who cut into it, said "this isn't mine," and then they picked it up and put it in front of me. HELLO!?! At this point I could hardly say, "I'm not eating a USED steak," because that would be an insult to the girl sitting next to me, so I had to eat it. (And it was pretty good! Cooked exactly mediu-rare!) Still, could you have worse service? Oh yes, because again with dessert, I was the only one out 25 not served, and then they just brought out random desserts, flinging them at people, because "so-and-so lost the ticket." OK, 1: Never admit something like that. It's unprofessional, and 2: never sell out a colleague like that, re: see above. Bad form all around. The food had enough potential to have me try it again, but this time definitely on a quiet Tuesday night!

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Output: Blue Martini in Las Vegas has a lot going for it. I went there on a Wednesday night and so might not be the best night to judge the location but I digress. Any faithful reader of my reviews understands that I am a bit different with the way I use my stars and how I write my reviews. Firstly it's a loud happening place where you'll find (from what I've been told) the local crowd in Vegas. I hate loud happening places, so were off to a good start. The bar is part of a shopping plaza right before you get on the strip and so you won't find the throngs of tourists that wonder like fiends (or zombies depending on what casino your in front of). I find that really appealing, because there are several locations to escape the noise and talk with the people your with, they just aren't located at BM. The bar has a large dance floor that is full of pretty (and not so pretty) people dancing. There are, in typical Vegas fashion, over priced drinks and killer views both on the patio and the dance floor. There was a live band that night playing OK music. The mixture of drinks, people dancing an the fact that the motto for the night was "its Vegas baby" moved people to be a bit more liberal in regards to dancing, yours truly included. I'll give blue Martini two stars because while it would be a top bar in most cities, but without ninja's, a car chases, and a healthy dose of bullet dodging I was disappointed. Now I don't care much for expensive trendy drinks, or loud music, or just about anything that BM has going for it. That being the case everyone I was with really enjoyed it. I would like to a quieter patio (like the 16th floor of the M resort) where I can escape and have a drink and talk without auditory assault in the form of Kanye West via cover band. I bet your asking yourself why did I go if I don't like those places? Simple, Its Vegas baby!

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Output: One of my favorite places to eat. Great ambiance-cozy but friendly and laid back. Food is incredible! I've been coming here for over 6 yrs and never left dissatisfied. If you want quality New Mexican cuisine, or just looking for a small, cool place to eat, find Dick's. It's the brown door without a sign.

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Super good if you like a fancy burger at a fancy price. At this place you're paying for the atmosphere and quality of meat and cheeses. They have unique shake flavors and the best is the campfire marshmallow shake...it actually has roasted marshmallows in it...what a sugar high. They offer "meal deals" of all varieties but you may find that if you're with a group of people, that it's way too much food. My fiance and I went and could have ordered 2 burgers, 1 order of fries, and 1 shake and it would have been more than enough...2 meal deals was way too much food, even for buffet champs! This is a good place for a burger if you're in the area and I bummed there isn't on closer to home. Enjoy!