pocketnovel : Well kids , I have escaped Brooklyn and the bitchy roommate . A very kind friend was lovely enough last night to rent a car and come pick me up in Flatbush . Hilarity ensued . First we had to drag my three suitcases , two Target bags , messenger bag , handbag , and dog down five flights of stairs .

Question: Why would the narrator be so sweaty ?
She had to drag a lot of luggage .