Question:
Sorry that I have kind of quiet the last few days , life happens ya know ? But I wanted to tell you about the wonderful day I spent Sunday . It was my church 's homecoming and we had a guest minister , for those of you who know about my weird but wonderful life , it happened to be my ex 's girlfriend .

What may be the reason my life is weird ?
OPTIONS:
- I am a travelling minister .
- It is full of coincidences .
- I am my church 's youngest minister .
- I am dating my ex 's ex .
Answer:
It is full of coincidences .
IN: dear stupid cuntseriously ? you try and say you 're more mature than everyone else and that your a changed person . but you started with nikki then you started with rae wtf do you think you are besides a college drop out going no where who lies to a girl whose completely inlove with you ? you tell her you need to build your life up so the last few weeks you ve been partying and doing drugs ?
What may be the reason for the break up ?
OPTIONS:
- It became a long long distance relationship .
- None of the above choices .
- The were spending all the time apart .
- They were playing the field .

OUT: They were playing the field .
This AskMe question , and the resulting thread , make me feel so much better about myself : As far as I am aware , I am a mentally healthy , well - adjusted , and sane person with no disorders . But I have a strange , fairly innocuous quirk which seems beyond my control and I ' m curious about it ... When I think of / remember something embarrassing from my life , I compulsively make some kind of noise . It seems to happen unconsciously , before my censor can catch it and stop myself ( it even happens when I am in a quiet or inappropriate place ) . It 's not especially loud , in fact it 's often under my breath .

OPTIONS:
- Their test results came back positive .
- They were given a plan to treat their mental health .
- None of the above choices .
- They got a mental health treatment plan .
Answer the following question: Why was the narrator relieved ?

Their test results came back positive .
question: Saturday morning I had an ice hockey game at 6:30 AM . This meant I had to wake up at 5:30 AM , stumble around the house gathering up my gear , and be out the door around 5:45 AM to make it to my game early enough to get dressed . A fun but difficult start to the weekend .

OPTIONS:
- None of the above choices .
- I am used to getting up much later in the morning than I did this morning .
- I had a difficult time sleeping last night because I had to work late on Saturday .
- I was at the ice hockey game late last night and was still so tired .
Q: What may be the reason I stumbled around after I woke up on Saturday morning ?

answer: I am used to getting up much later in the morning than I did this morning .
QUES: our original recipe was a lemon curd filled cake . however , when i read the reviews , i realized it was a passover cake , and for some reason ( not that i have n't had delicious passover desserts ! ! ! ) it turned me off ... i love a good passover dessert , but it just felt funny to me that it was n't passover .

Question with options: How did it feel to her ?
OPTIONS:
- Odd , because it was not passover .
- None of the above choices .
- Like a curd filled cake .
- It turned her on , because it was not passover .
ANS: Odd , because it was not passover .
QUES: It was a great day , and I was so glad my friend invited us . She is much braver about going places alone with her kids than I am . It 's something I struggle with - I want to do normal , fun kid things with them , but in public places it 's hard to keep track of everyone and keep everyone safe .

Question with options: Why may I have been happy when my friend invited us to go with her ?
OPTIONS:
- None of the above choices .
- I was happy to be alone with her kids like she has been with mine .
- I am very lonely and it made me feel liked to be invited by someone .
- There would be more than one adult which makes me feel more confident .
ANS:
There would be more than one adult which makes me feel more confident .