Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer: Went to the bar and that was the coldest expressive I ever had. Waited for a long time for someone to ask me what I wanted. The bartender woman was just fake, some brunette girl. When I wanted to pay I kept looking at her and she never attempted to even care about me as a customer. I don't know her name because they don't have nametag and she never introduced herself. I ended up telling another person to please get me my check. I'm a local and not coming back.

Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer: After 10 p.m., the bar menu is half off. Fantastic deal! The food was also very good. Burger was cooked as ordered and had an interesting cole slaw. Fries and aioli were delicious. However, I had the worst service I've received in years. We sit down at a table in the bar area. Waitress doesn't come to greet us/take drink orders for 10 minutes. I ask about wine by the glass, and she says she'll be back with a wine list. 5 minutes later, she brings it. Another 10 minutes until she comes to take the drink orders. 10 minutes later, she brings the wine and says she forgot what cocktail my friend ordered. We order food. I order half a dozen oysters and the burger. Husband orders onion soup and a burger. Friend orders bone marrow & oxtail dish. Other friend orders charcuterie. Our friends were intending to have apps as their mains. The waitress brings out the soup, marrow, and charcuterie. I have to flag her down several minutes later to ask about the oysters. She says the chef is "making them" and that the burger will also be out soon. 10-15 min later, she brings out the oysters and my burger together. My husband asks about his burger. She says "you ordered a burger?" She apologizes and comps his beers. His food comes out after the rest of us have finished. While I'm eating, I finish my wine and have nothing to drink. I try to flag her down several times. I watch her spend five minutes ringing in one table's order and then see her texting. After at least 15 minutes with nothing to drink, I go over to her to order more wine and water. The waitress was nice, but terrible at her job.

Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer:
not bad