Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: While on vacation, my iPad 3 was not recognizing the SIM card, so I made an appointment at the Genius Bar at Fashion Show. I got there on time, but absolutely no employee would look at me. A de facto line had formed on the side, and employees were moving from person to person, so I waited patiently until it was my turn. Then, the lady behind me shoved her way in front of me, and I continued to be ignored. At this point, I was already aggravated, so I interrupted an employee who was on his way to helping a customer and begged him to help me or at least get me checked in. Another 10 minutes passed (now about 25 minutes after my appointment time) before some emo Apple Store employee with gauges in his ears came to help me. After examining my iPad, he informed me that it would cost $300 to fix it, because it was 3 weeks out of warranty. I let out an expletive then immediately apologized for my language, but I was still quite perturbed. He told me, "Electronics are just like that." He then informed me I should sell my iPad as a WiFi-only device and use the money to buy a new one. My reaction? "Are you kidding me? I am never buying another Apple product again!" At this point, I defiantly pulled out my Samsung Galaxy S4 to document my experience for all 17 people who follow me on social media sites. He rushed off to find a manager, as I angrily yet easily typed away due to the beauty of Swype. A few minutes later, he reappeared and said that his manager agreed to replace my iPad for free, since it was obvious that it was well cared for with no hint of water damage (true) and they did not want me to have a bad impression of Apple. Sounds nice, right? However, he was going to to try just one more thing to try to fix the problem. Well, after about five minutes...wouldn't you know...my iPad was magically repaired! Shady AF. I am sure many of you reading this think I'm a huge biznatch and should just gratefully bow down at the Steve Jobs altar, but that actually ticked me off even more. First of all, why didn't he try that in the first place? Second, if I had been really passive (as believe it or not, I often am) and accepted his initial diagnosis, I would have paid $300 for a two-generation old iPad. My experience here reinforced a sad yet true reality of today's world: sometimes to get the best service, you have to be an a-hole.
Q: positive

A: I mean...just wow. Lucky to be able to take a client here last week and finally get to enjoy this place on the company dime (thank god). We went ala carte and I was supremely happy as much as I would have loved to try the tasting menu. My client and I were just amazed at not only the flavors, but the artestry and impeccable service. Sadly I also had to bring two other knuckleheads with me who made faces like a kid eating broccoli when attempting to get them to try the divine foie gras duo. The mousse was so melt in your mouth it almost could have been dessert. The salsify soup was a beautiful blend of flavors I would have never thought would go. Chestnut with the oysters? Really? My client and I both did the Phylo crusted Sole which was... just amazing. Melt in your mouth, flakey, generous fillet. Great accoutrements on the plate with the potatoes, etc. Also did the brussels (fantastically char-grilled) and the mushroom faro for some nice earthy balanced sides. And then...the dessert sampler and the panna cotta. I mean...I am NOT a dessert guy but wow. They literally make their own candy bar and then the mousse and peanut butter parfait cup is like a high end reeses on steroids. But what really did it for me was the panna cotta. Oh man...the passionfruit panna cotta was just ridiculous. Such amazingly clean flavors. So crisp in a panna cotta which is so hard to do.... As a former resident in Vegas and one who now goes 3 or 4 times a year for work and other...Michael Mina has me sold as my new favorite go to. Hands down. Move over Robuchon, Im hitching my meals to this Michelin Star.
Problem: What would be an example of an positive (OPTIONS:
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Answer: Having tried Mac's, Sauceman, The Q, and Midwood - I'm ready to call this contest for Midwood. Everything I've eaten there has been beyond belief. The other places seem to have some issue - too fatty, lack of flavor, too much sauce. Midwood strikes a perfect balance with the bbq. The sides are also amazing. The only knock is the beer selection - Mac's and The Q have them beat.
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Generate a positive review for a place
Output: I can always count on Mister Steer for a delicious burger. The burgers here are not huge, but they are filling, and what lack in size they more than make up for with really tasty and juicy meat. The Suzy-Q fries are shoestring style and soft, so if you'r expecting regular fries you won't be happy, but personally, I like skinny fries so it works for me. They always serve a small salad before the Steerburger and it's actually pretty nice and crisp. The atmosphere is old timey diner and I like it. The Steerburger with fries never lets me down, the prices are reasonable, and the service is very quick. I always try to stop in here at least once whenever I visit home and have always left with a happy tummy . A win for me, whether the Habs are playing or not!
input: Write a negative yelp review (OPTIONS:
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output: the bartenders at VICTORYS were awful. Slow to even take your drink order and weird looks. My wife and I were in there gambling and wanted to have lunch, the place was really slow, bartenders standing around goofing off, it was a younger thin mexican guy and a shorter middle aged white lady, we waited for 10 to 15 minutes and were playing video poker, just rude!
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output:
Hilton Grand Vacation owner. So this review is based on being an owner. Stayed in a studio suite for 3 nights on the 20th floor. The valet only option was pretty cool. Seemed like a hassle at first but we never waited more then 7 minutes for our car. The rooms are spacious. The TV on the mirror in the bathroom is a great added touch. The spa tub is big enough for two, as well as the shower. Room service was friendly & so was the housekeeping staff when we needed extra amenities since there is no cleaning when you're an owner. The $20 resort fee is waived as an owner. Will definitely stay again.