Problem: Write a positive yelp review.
A: Wow, just wow. I had the Capastrami and it was fantastic. The meat was tender and plenty of it. It had just the right amount of slaw and sauce to not overwhelm the sandwich. Service was fine. Most of the tables were dirty,but that's my only knock on the place.

Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A: If you are sober, steer clear of this establishment. It isn't surprising that after the bars close, most people in there are hammered and obnoxious. What is a shock is that the girls behind the register are even worse! They are more interested in primping themselves than taking your order. The wait is at least 20 minutes therefore, ladies - please stop looking at yourself or your cell phone and take my order! Sober, the food is mediocre at best. Drunk, it is the best ever. But, in this economy, I would rather spend my money at a place that is happy to have costumers. Sorry we bother you. But, this is your job!

Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A:
Keeping it short and to the point. Tao was o.k. A friend of mine said she tried 3 times but could nver get in and finally she'd made it in. We were herded around then they finally began to allow us in. The Door man was sweet and took a second to explain the entire layout prior to stamping my wrist. We took a stroll around- food looked good, decor was really nice, adequate number of bars. Unfortuantely every one and his aunt Susy was there that night and how the pushed and they shoved with little utterance of an excuse me. That really put a damper on our moods. Then went up to Tao beach. It was way smaller than I expected. The pools at MGM are like 8 times the size of this area. No room to sit or dance here either so we get ready to head downstairs...oh BUT WAIT THERE IS A LINE- yes A LINE to WAIT in to go back downstairs. Then I noticed each time we moved from a diffrent level the DJs seemed to be playing almost the same song(s). I had the experience but it was worse than going to A Hollywood club and they didn't have bacon wrapped dogs waiting outside! WTh!