Problem: This is the seventh pregnancy out of my friends ( yeah , my friends get knocked up a lot ) , and the first time this offer has been made to me , and I ... wow . I am now that much more excited . In a few weeks , when both of us actually have some time to breathe ( being an adult freaking SUCKS , what with actually having a full schedule ! ) , we 're finally going to really hang out for a while , for the first time in over a year .

What may be the reason that the offer was made to them ?

A: They have n't had time together because of the families they have now .

Problem: Just four days until we leave for Norway ! Because the Viking Queen is getting married next week , I had to spend a large chunk of my weekend in malls looking for something classy to wear . I enjoy shopping for clothes about as much as I enjoy menstrual cramps . Lucky for me , I got to experience both of these things at the same time over the weekend .

What may be the reason for their discomfort ?

A: They had to spend time shopping .

Problem: As I was backing out of the garage today , I looked over and saw the girls licking each others necks . It was almost as if they were grooming each other maybe ? I hopped out of the Tahoe and ran in to get my camera .

who might the girls have been ?

A:
Pets of the narrator