Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Ex Input:
People are skiing down a hill and keep falling down and sliding down the hill. A person

Ex Output:
walks into frame waking him.

Ex Input:
Someone holds up a check. Another leaf

Ex Output:
trails from his palm.

Ex Input:
Someone just stares at someone, then looks over at the downcast face of Minnesota someone. Someone

Ex Output:
stares at someone's lifeless eyes.