[Q]: Objective: How do I eat an apple quarter?
[A]: Put the apple quarter in a blender, blend it, put the puree in your mouth and swallow it.

[Q]: Objective: how do you stab something?
[A]: stick a sharp object through it.

[Q]: Objective: typewriter
[A]: perform writing play

[Q]: Objective: To season a cast iron frying pan,
[A]:
after washing the pan, coat the pan with olive oil and remove the excess oil with a paper towel, then bake in a 350 degree oven for 2 hours.