Problem: Write a positive (OPTIONS:
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A: Excellente adresse ! Service, choix des plats, presentation des assiettes, prix... Tout est bon ! Allez s'il fallait emettre un bemol (vraiment pour la forme) : les desserts sont a mon gout trop sucres). Reservation obligatoire ! Service a 18h et 21h.
Q: negative

A: BOTTOM LINE: TPSBFHDB (this place sucks big fat hairy donkey balls). The service was absolute poppycock and the food was rubbish. Me and my 5 DCs had a late dinner here after a long day at Osheaga mainly because most of the other kitchens along this strip were closed. We might of been able to avoid this disaster of a place if only we had consulted with Yelp first. We all ordered vermicelli bowls since we were starving and it's quick to make...or so we though. We ended up waiting over 30 minutes for the dishes to arrive and they were brought 5-10 minutes apart! No, they were not busy - there was only another table of 4 that had ordered. Given that it takes all of 60 seconds to cook vermicelli and another 2-3 minutes to grill the meat...FAIL. The EPIC FAIL, however, began when I enquired about my forgotten order. The waiter gave me a dirty look of acknowledgement and trotted off to the kitchen. My vermicelli bowl was soon plopped down in front of me with 2 small burnt pieces of beef and partially cooked vermicelli that was still hard! I complained about the laughably small portion (compared to my DC's orders) and was told that because I got a spring roll, I got less beef than everyone else. WTF? JTFC! Spring rolls comes with each vermicelli by default! I then showed him the raw vermicelli, and he gave me yet another exasperated look, took my bowl away and left without saying a word. I was so PO'ed at that point, I chased him down to cancel the order - no way was I gonna wait another 30 minutes nor risk them tampering with my food. He turned to me, tossed my bowl onto the kitchen table and left again without saying a word. No apology, no nothing. They were equally rude and indifferent to my DC who also had uncooked vermicelli and to my DC that they overcharged with items he never ordered. And to top it off, their vermicelli bowls really sucked (even accounting for the cooked portions of it): bland flavours, few veggies, no garnishes and a miserly spring roll filled with more vermicelli! I don't think I've ever experienced such rude and incompetent service, let alone completely cancel an order because of how quickly things went downhill. I couldn't even recommend this place to my worst enemy because it would give this place unwarranted business. Yelpers, you've been warned.
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer: ok, since last reviews we've tried 2x with take-out. both experiences were total pandemonium. i truly feel sorry for the front door staff. it's GOT to be hard to deal with that madness. it also must be tiring to listen to guff from angry patrons. one doesn't have to stand at the entrance long to hear the gripes and see the frustrated faces. the front door staff were nice, but obviously completely under water. after being told "35-40" minutes last night, we got our pizza after 1 hour 25 minutes. one of the primary problems is that the three people working the desk seem to be doing everything, to wit: answering phones, seating people and handling take-outs. it's not a good system in many ways. it's disorganized, confused and appears to exist completely apart from standardized protocols. . .and common sense. take out should be moved to a separate area, if possible, and handled by staff responsible only for that area of house business. one of the primary issues is the "matching game" they play to figure out what pizza is what. our box was opened 8-10 times by the front people (as were all the others) in an effort to coordinate pizzas with people. that doesn't do much for the pizza by the time it gets home. ON A GOOD NOTE, the kitchen manager came out, apologized and comp'd dinner. The place is clearly still overwhelmed. Bad YELP.com reviews don't seem to be affecting how many people swarm the location. To be fair, it's an odd space. BUT, recognizing that, this isn't the first Mellow Mushroom even in Charlotte.
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Generate a positive review for a place
Output: Great variety. Great folks. Decent prices. Excellent alternative to standard Indian. Also, try the Everest beer - nice clean taste.
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output: Absolutely the worst show in Vegas. People say that it should be excused because it is free. Umm... no. It was complete crap. And it is costly. No, maybe it doesn't cost money to see it. But anybody familiar with basic economics understands that there is an opportunity cost to everything. Because we watched this show, we spent our twenty minutes there, forcing us to lose the time that could be spent doing anything else... anything else that would've been an improvement. The pirate show used to be great entertainment. I took my wife here, promising a great show. This was more a show for a cheesy strip club than for open-air theatre. The acting was crappy, though even that was hard to tell because the sound system was really bad. I don't remember that being a problem before, maybe because there was less commentary. I mean, c'mon... a simple pirate show. That's all I'm asking for.
Q: negative

A:
I really tried. I've been here multiple times over the past 4 years of living in the neighborhood. But, yet again, customer service has driven me away. A few years ago, the manager steered me in the wrong direction which led to my purchase of $100 of chemicals that went down the drain, and then admitted his wrong doing in the subsequent visit after I confronted him, but only after I confronted him. He made it right by providing more chemicals on the house after some reluctance...This was 2 years ago. On a more recent visit, I encountered a young lady. She was very nice, chatting with the people in front of me for 15 minutes while I waited in line to have my water tested. She did not acknowledge my presence and continued to chit chat with them. Granted, I was the only other person in the store, so I brushed it off. She then proceeded to have an attitude with me like I had done something wrong. Today, this young lady was working again, and again, was helping another customer..perfectly happy go lucky. When it became my turn to check out, I requested a price match to leslies.com for some shock as it was a few bucks cheaper. She then proceeded to tell me the SKU was different and that she could not. Now I understand this is a corporate policy, but it's the same exact product. And I wasn't asking for a 50% discount, it was $3. Seriously? At that point, she picked up an attitude with me. Same type of attitude she had the previous time. As a customer, I felt disrespected with her general attitude and lack of understanding. I could care less about the $3. I will not be returning to this Leslie's. I'll take my money to another Leslies or to NPS.