Yeah , I do . And for clarification , I am not and was not rowdy , intoxicated , or pregnant . But extremely embarrassed!I was bowling the best game of my life , but we ran out of time and they turned off our lane . Oh well .

A: What may have happed before my lane was turned off ?

I ' m back home once again . Ah , back to the mundane . I 'm still severely jetlagged . I suppose it did n't help that my family let me sleep until just past noon today . They 're throwing me a big party tomorrow which should be fun .

A: What kind of party is being thrown ?

Dad 's favorite candy is Whoppers , so I knew the Malt Shop Cupcakes I saw over at Peanut Butter and Julie 's would be perfect . I ca n't give you the recipe here , no no , you must see Julie 's great blog for yourself ! Here was my table for last night .

A: What is the narrator going to get for their father ?

It amazes me that she has so little respect for me as to try to downplay the issue and imply that it does n't have a profound and long - lasting impact on my life , even as I ' m telling her that actually , it really does . I did n't purchase a single thing on the Best Buy card , but now I ' m being burdened with the responsibility for repayment . It 's not fair , and I feel incredibly disrespected and violated by the whole situation . Why should I have to pay for her poor choices ?

A:
Why is the narrator so upset about the bill ?