Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: Ghetto!!! I new better to try this particular Long John's but I was in the area so I thought I would suck it up. It took forever to get my order in. The employees were slow and looked like they were working a prison detail. While,I was eating, a handicapped female came in with her family and they waited so long at the register that another customer had to walk up to the counter and yell back for the cashier. I then needed a lid and a bag for the remainder of my meal so I waited 10 minutes at the counter as I watched the cashier finally walk up to the front, she was carrying ice cream containers to the freezer, put them in, and then walked right back to the back of the store after she looked right at me and didn't even care to ask me what I wanted. Forget it !!!! I left and will never be back. Jerks !!!
Q: negative

A: WOW. I like to think of myself as a thrift-store junkie, I've been to so many out here in the valley. This one caught my eye. With a name like EPIC- it must be awesome, right??? Wrong!!! Will never go again! This is a horrible, horrible thrift store! Felt like I was digging through a dumpster. Disgusting shoes, extremely dirty, broken housewares, things that definitely should have been thrown away. and very overpriced. $7.99 for a little hand basket!! $9 for a girls hoodie! $2.50 for a single glass! Come on people!! Go to Deseret up the street. Average thrift prices, organized, clean, and friendly people :)
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer: Where "Rock meets Country" says their website -- umm.. neither rock nor country ever showed up the night we were there - it was all techno and drunks on the dancefloor- ok - we can deal with that -- but we ended up having a truly horrible, rude waitress and terrible drinks to boot. we didn't even finish our drinks - I took one sip of my house marg (served in a plastic soda glass) and decided it wasnt worth the 100's of calories of corn syrup..couldnt taste the tequila through the sweet mix so I don't know if it was any good or not. yech. what a dive. i think it was once a country bar - then they decided to reinvent themselves -- or tried to. no cowboys here -- or rockers either - just a bitchy waitress and bad drinks.
Input: OPTIONS:
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Output: Went to the stand today for lunch with a bunch of our friends -- it was my first experience and all I have to say was "meh." First of all, this place gets 4 stars because their service was EXCELLENT. Even though it was a busy lunch hour all of the staff was pleasant polite and efficient. They came to wipe down our table before we said anything, and were very prompt to clear away our trays, etc. My husband and I got two short rib tacos, the chips and guacamole, and a large Horchata. The only redeeming thing about the Horchata was that you got free refills -- otherwise it had way too much cinnamon and didn't taste like authentic horchata. The tacos were ok -- they are reasonably priced but all I tasted was the spiciness with no depth of flavor from the meat. The guac was standard, nothing to write home about. Might try this place again when I'm in the mood for a burger but for now, it's not something I'll be craving in the near future.
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output: **** Warning danger bring a fire extinguisher!**** Can you say FREAKING HOT! I am all for a little spice in my food but holy GEEZUS! OK for those of you that like hot hot hot I mean burn your face off then later your BUTT! You might enjoy this plethora of torture. Me not so much! My dumb-ass sister drug me and 4 other family members that were visiting from Illinois to this fire pit of hell! We ordered 2 pitchers of Margarita's that were more like dinking lemonade. Yuck and they were way over priced 30.00 each Kick - ass pitcher my ass. I asked our server "how hot is the green chili"? His response to me was "it's mild". I then proceeded to order the Machaca chimichanga with green chili sauce. I love a good Machaca Chimi. We waited for our meal sipping the lemonade AKA Margarita, munching very salty chips. Mine without salsa because one bite of that left the tip of my tongue stinging! The food arrived it was a huge portion; I thought there is a go box in my future. I took the first bite, more dough than anything as usual with a Chimi. The second bite brought my temperature up about 10 degrees. I continued thinking I must have gotten a seed or chunk of pepper. The third bite woohoo 3 alarm fire in my mouth! After sucking back an entire glass of water and several tortilla chips. I decided it was the green Chile sauce on top and began pushing it off and away from my Chimi. I go in for the middle of the Chimi where the Machaca is and no sauce. Hells bells are you kidding me that bite was the hottest of them all like I had found the scotch bonnet surprise!!!!!!!!! I surrender! I cannot continue with the taste bud massacre. I think I am scarred for life. At this point my lips are burning, I am sweating, and I am devouring a bowl of chips trying to put out the inferno raging inside my mouth. My poor cousins are experiencing the same type of hell. All except for my cousin Jenny who has no tolerance for heat and got the most expensive cheese crisp in Phoenix 6.95. Its cheese and a tortilla people! I stopped the server and said there is no possible way I can eat this it is entirely too hot. Is there anything on the menu other than the cheese crisp that is not hot? He brought me the menu; I found a garlic shrimp dish and ok sounds good for 13.95 I got 5 very large shrimp covered in melted cheese. They tasted like the following recipe place 5 large shrimp in a small casserole dish sprinkle with as little garlic powder as possible, add a hand full of cheese then put in the microwave until cheese melts. It was awful gag gag gag; it had no flavor at all I could even taste cheese. Ok I will wrap this up as I now am rambling away. I am not a spice whimp I love Wasabi and lots of it, but this kind of hot is not for the average person who likes hot. I cannot tell you if the spicy dish was good because the heat ruined it for me and my family. My sister is the only one who liked it. I will not be back, not worth the drive, the time, the money or the recovery!
Q: positive

A:
Pretty tasty food for a pretty decent price. 3 1/3 stars is more deserved but they get the benefit of the doubt on this one. The environment can get pretty shady in here after dark so I would recommend going during the day. In fact the good food and the price point is the only thing that carries this place past 1 star so don't be shocked if you don't consider it better than a 2 star joint.