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Output: Who cares if this is a chain, its a damn good chain! Famous Dave's has never failed me when I craved some BBQ. Lots of fun family feasts take place here where we order these large platters that have EVERYTHING on it. Ribs, brisket, pulled pork, ribs, chicken, beans, slaw, corn, cornbread and piles of potato wedges. OMG... I'm about to go into a food coma just thinking about all the food. The portions are generous and fed everyone with leftovers. The smoked salmon spread is a must-try. I have to have it every time! Also great drink specials too. I think we had some fruity margs for $4 last time. Great fun, great food and great service too!

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Output: I'm so glad this restaurant replaced chuy's. It still looks similar, just much cleaner. As I walked in I was immediately greeted by my server and shown to our table. She brought by some chips and salsa (a little spicy, but good). The fish tacos were great, I was skeptical because they look like fish-stick tacos. But they definitely hit the spot. We shared a banana burrito, interesting concept and perfect to share. Our waitress, Alice was great. A little high energy but really funny. Between the happy hour and the buzz time I think this will be a great place to hang out after work, even with kids.

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Output: Disclaimer: I am not one to complain publicly but I must share because what I'm about to say was really THAT bad! I had the most horrible restaurant experience of my life!! I was overcharged by $10 and brought the wrong food 2 times; when I brought it up to the owner I was yelled at, had a finger in my face, was told I could save 20% off my bill by not leaving a tip and refused to address my concerns!! The owner was rude, obnoxious, demeaning, and singlehandedly earned a Cafepino hater for life! DO NOT WASTE YOUR TIME ON THIS BUSINESS, unless you're into public humiliation and disrespect!!!!!

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What I knew: beer. Pilsner, ales, stouts. Brewed here. Cocktails. What I assumed: upper scale bar snacks like olives and almonds. What I guessed: dinner menu, on the chalkboard. What surprised me: the second floor terrasse. Late night noshing meant that some of the main entrees were fini. But the fish and chips were calling my hangry tummy. Arriving 10 or so minutes later, presented on a wooden board with a spread of tarter sauce, mayo and ketchup -- I shut up and stuffed my face full. A lively feel upstairs, we were surrounded by folks doing Irish Car Bombs (although, this is not that kind of place), mixed with giggles and laughter brought on by a mixed crowd. Hipster aloof is what I was expecting from the service, but what we found was friendly guys who were on the ball and whipping up some pretty stellar drinks. Would I go back for beers and brunch? Uh, is my name Crystal H?