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An example of an negative review: I wasn't really feeling this place. I was already turned off when the line was out the door and they refused to take names. I understand that they were completely inundated with Groupon holders who needed to redeem, but a waitlist would go a long way. Instead, everyone was forced to stake their place in line waiting for a seat. They called groups based on group size according to how big a table they had available instead of first come first serve, which was also a bit off-putting. After a 45 minutes wait, my mom and I were finally seated. Our drink and food orders were taken right away. We looked around and no one had food. Not a good sign. The staff was clearly overwhelmed with the large crowd and did their best to remain cheerful. We waited, and waited and waited. Finally our orders came out about 50 minutes after we ordered. We were starving at this point and just ate quickly and wanted to get out of there. They forgot my fritter, so I just had them package it to go. The food was ok, nothing amazing but I do highly recommend the fritter. It was fresh and tasty. Everything else was just basic breakfast fair. The place is incredibly small and a better organizational system would do wonders for them. Pleasant enough staff. I probably won't be back though.

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An example of an negative review: I do have to unfortunately update that one of those enticing bourbon caramels had a hair on it. The kind of hair that you only notice AS you're eating something. The kind of hair that is not found on the head. :o( I feel so dirty.

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An example of an positive review: Studio Ohm offers yoga, pilates, dance, and most importantly pole dancing classes! They have special group classes where you and your friends can twirl on a pole without strangers gawking at any awkwardness! The class starts off with some warm up, floor work, and sexy moves for when you fall off the pole. Then the second half of the class is all about pole dancing and doing tricks that you can bust out that evening at any Vegas club where you can find a pole. I really enjoyed this 1.5 hour class more than the intro S Factor classes, due to the fact that you learn a lot more on the pole and the sexy moves are a bit tamer...it's not about closing your eyes and touching your body in a "sexy" way and blah blah blah...it's about FUN! The only downside is this studio is a $15-20 taxi ride from the strip. Make sure you know where you're going as some taxis don't know where it is. Also, tell your taxi driver to come back once the class is over. Bottled water is offered for $1. Our party planner brought cupcakes for us and that was the perfect snack! Make sure you wear comfortable yoga clothes, aren't hungover, and ready for a slight workout!

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An example of an positive review: I found these guys on a coupon that they were advertising. They had a special for around $28 or so for a car wash and an oil change. I needed both, so decided to check them out. Staff is nice, and went to work right away. I didn't wait too long because I went near closing time. Oil change was done in 10-15 minutes at the max, and kept my car clean. No oil drips underneath the hood, and vehicle paint was protected while they were working on it. Put in the right oil without asking me. The car was was good as well. Very thorough wash. They took off my antenna, and did a great job vacuuming. The only small gripe was that the cashier didn't know how to input my coupon, so it took a few minutes. Beyond that, I'm definitely a fan, and will be going back without a problem!