Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer: To start, the surly crab apple of a hostess seemed annoyed to have to seat us and was generally unfriendly. Then she seated another table and was slightly nicer to them. At least she told them the specials, a courtesy we were not extended. The menu is big. And there really wasn't anything I wanted on it. In their defense, English pub fare really isn't my thing. But we were in the market for a good beer and am appetizer. I ordered the franzin-something or another hefeweizen on draft. It was ok. We ordered the junk chips which sucked big time. Messy and way too vinegary. As my father would say, it was a pile of slop. We had two different waiters and they were both really nice. So I give them 2 stars, 1 for our waiters and 1 for the complimentary bucket of popcorn.

Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer: Upon entering, the patio is incredible! I Once the temperature warms up, that will be one serious hot spot. It's all set in a gorgeous 1920's villa, and it visually does not disappoint. The music was slightly a buzz kill (Shaggy, Blink 182 , Smash Mouth, and other 90's songs..) but I'm hoping they'll work out the kink on that one. The staff was very welcoming and friendly, happy to suggest items from the menu. The items on the menu are all named from lines from movies, which is really fun! Food was great - Wonderful chili queso, tacos are priced between $3-$4, sides additional, and I thought $9 for a small bowl of chili was a little steep. They offer a very eclectic cocktail menu and frozen margaritas which is also a nice addition. Overall, great place! I knocked off a star for the music and pricing, and the fact that chips and salsa weren't free.. Other than that, a must try.

Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer:
Very Bland! There is nothing outside of Trader Joe's that I would go back for. All the anticipation Epic Fail! I was hoping this place were nicer on the grounds Town square has you beat as far as astetics.