input: Write a positive yelp review.
output: Hey folks! Do you like big, crazy sushi maki with deep fried stuff sticking out of it covered in mayonnaise laden pureed leftover fish! Isn't it fun trying to cram all that craziness into your maw? Cream cheese! Wow! Do you like that? Then just do not come here because you'll get schooled in what good, real sushi is. There's little I can add to the reviews of hundreds of people that have dined here and loved it, but what the hell, I'll give it a shot. First, it's located in the most culinarily amazing strip mall the world has ever known. Don't be put off by the location. I've read some other reviews that seem knowledgable quibble about the temperature of the rice and a few other details. Regardless, odds are that even among foodies this will easily be one of the top Japanese/sushi meals you'll experience. In the United States, certainly. Because we're little piggies that love good food, my dinner date and I had an omakase plus a few more pieces a la carte. My dining companion had been before and couldn't stop raving about the place. And he knows good food better than many other people I know. Literally everything we had was sublime. However, here are a few favorites: Mountain grape sake Fukko- baby Japanese seabass Kochi-whitefish Akami-tuna Mejina-opal eye Inada-young yellowtail Chopped toro Chutoro Even the hand roll towards the end was marvelous. The nori it was wrapped in alone tasted incredible. I also very much liked that service was thorough, efficient and not at all intrusive. Waitstaff was informative but not doing constant check-backs before you've even had a chance to chew your first bite because you're actually trying to enjoy your meal with someone else. Prices were reasonable considering the superlative quality. Not cheap, but not astronomical either. So don't cry yourself to sleep tonight if you can't make it out to Jiro's. Do try to come here if you're in Las Vegas instead. Might not have the same bragging rights, but you'll still have had a transcendent meal.
input: Write a negative yelp review.
output: Someone stole our reservation (they heard the receptionist say my name and took it even though I checked in and let them know id be at the bar) and after waiting 20 minutes we still didn't have our table (we found out right away but they weren't making them move)! They said they want to make everyone happy yet these people stole my name and my reservation and we are the people waiting ... I could not believe this happened- they had two managers working on this and then they called the GM over- the GM finally made them move (I guess they made another table for them?!?) after about 30 minutes- one of the managers finally came over and said sorry. My thought was why didn't you make them move 30 minutes ago since we knew what was going before they were all even seated- he said they couldn't physically remove them- yes that's true but they could have denied service but they didn't... They still got their drinks and chips while we were standing there waiting. I just felt like this could have been handled better- I kept having to walk over to see what was going on... They weren't coming to me or at least bringing us chips while we waited. Once we got seated we had great food, a round of free drinks, and a great server but having to wait 30 minutes while those name thieves munched on chips and the managers not handling it quickly made me pretty HANGRY!
input: Write a positive yelp review.
output:
This company is Awesome!!! I was recommended to go here by a friend and was hesitant since it was my first time going to a salon. I was extremely impressed with how welcoming they are and how dedicated they are to making your experience unforgettable. They gave me a facial massage treatment thing that was out of this world. The entire day I walked around with my face forward and could not stop talking about how great I felt. I will be visiting quite often. Thank you so much! John Paul D.