Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A: I tried the chipotle chicken sandwich and my wife had a BLT. Neither sandwich was anything special. For as much mayo as they laid on the chicken sandwich, you would think it would be somewhat rich. Not so. Nor was it particularly savory. For a sandwich featuring chipotle, it was all around under seasoned. Judging by some of the other reviews, the quality must be hit or miss.

Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A: Sorry, can't find anything good to say except cheap beer at happy hour. Went during happy hour so wings were cheap. Service was slow at the bar. My troupe and I tried a few different things. Nothing redeeming, Pizza was just plain bad. Wings were just not cooked well and the sauce was sub par Burger, eh.. I won't go back, unless I adopt fifteen children and want a place where they can go play while I get tanked and count my money. Cuz they have lots of TVs and some games for kids. Not my thing. I like Zipps better, sorry....

Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A:
Went here on Memorial Day weekend, and like other reviews, it was terrible. We paid $55 for lunch, and the only thing that was any good was the brisket. Everything else tasted like leftovers, or maybe it was just sitting out far too long. We also wanted to get unlimited mimosas, but apparently, this buffet doesn't offer unlimited mimosas on holiday weekends. Tip: Go to Wicked Spoon instead.