[Q]: Objective: pliers
[A]: can make a hand bleed blood

[Q]: Objective: To get a strike in bowling,
[A]: knock down 10 pins with a single bowl.

[Q]: Objective: bend a screwdriver end to replace belt prong
[A]: using a propane torch, heat screwdriver end (held by rubber handled long grips) until warm enough to bend

[Q]: Objective: Treat dry toenail cuticles.
[A]:
Apply vaseline.