Problem: Write a positive (OPTIONS:
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A: Let me add one more 5-star review for these guys. The shop was fairly busy this past Sunday afternoon, and I was warned it could be a 30 minute wait. There's a Jiffy Lube down the street that looked empty, but a bunch of 5-star Yelp reviews have gotta be worth something, so I stayed. Was out the door faster than expected and the mechanic even diagnosed a front axel boot that needs to be replaced in a low-key, honest and "no-pressure" way. He took me into the bay, under the car, to see exactly what needs to be done. I found the clean work area and organized tools under the car bay to be as interesting (and informative) as getting to see exactly what was wrong with my car. Great experience with this shop. Highly recommend them.
Q: positive

A: Was driving down the road and noticed this place with a patio full of flat screen televisions. The goal - find a bar with good TVs to watch some Sunday football... Oh boy. What a treat?! Great TVs, high definition and excellent viewing angles. Perfect for your Sunday football fix. If you are into fantasy they have every game on in Hd on gorgeous new flat screens. The waitress was extremely attentive making sure that every low beer was followed by a prompt cold full beer. With the name House of Brews you would assume they would have a range of beers and that assumptions is correct. They have both a diverse selection of draft and bottle beers. Usually bars that have a lot of micro beers have a pretty decent menu and...drum roll please.. Legit. Legit menu. They have Lobster Rolls! Yes! I have been looking for a Lobster Roll in the Phoenix area for 5 years. The price point is good and the lobster roll has a decent amount of lobster meat with the right amount of seasoning and dressing. I know I said decent and generally that's associated with bad but the fact they had the hoagie roll toasted with fresh lobster prepared the right right way does it for me. If we lived by a body of water I would expect more but we don't so I will settle with fresh and tasty. My inner fat kid went on full assault with an order of the clam roll, clam chowder, burger, Mac and cheese and onion rings. Yes, yes and yes. 5 stars. Period. Great crunch, seasoned breading, thick juicy burger, creamy Mac and delicious chowder. I'm not from Boston but it reminds me of every visit when I'm there... I definitely recommend this place.
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer: Not a whole lot to be said for this Home Depot. It's about the only game in the area and they seem to know it. In the trips I've made here, I've only been in and out when I didn't need to interact with the staff -- and, even then, I've been delayed 10+ minutes bc their spray paint cans didn't have the HD UPC stickers, resulting in three employees getting involved. You're probably going here but, you know, just have an idea of what you are in for.
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Output: The food is good... I knew that from previous experience. But I'm now waiting almost an hour and a half empty restaurant for food. This is crazy - what kind of service is this? How long does it take to cook a few burgers?
input: Write a positive yelp review (OPTIONS:
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output: Probably the best Japanese meal I've had outside of Japan. I ordered the full $125-ish tasting diner menu, plus some nice cold sake. Various intricate, colorful, and tasty dishes appear one after another. The Kobe beef and foie gras was the high-light. I was so surprised that I was actually getting full. But for $125, I shouldn't expect any less. There was this nice couple sitting in the next table. They shared their black cod on lettuce cups dish with me because they ordered too much food. That dish was excellent. If only that can happen more often. As everyone says, it is strange to be located in Hard Rock Casino. It is not on the strip, so not as convenient to get to. The decor seemed a little off - feels more Hawaiian or tropical. The service was friendly, and everyone seemed to be enjoying themselves.
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output:
I miss Marshall Fields. I'm not sure what happened with this store, but it's generally a mess. I needed a few things for a last minute interview and thought Macy's would be the most convenient place. The men's section was a complete mess. I rifled through pants and dress shirts for about 15 or 20 minutes before anyone came over to help. The sizes were so out of order that it took the sales associate quite a while to find anything in my size. At least the associate who helped me was very nice. As far as department stores in Madison go, sadly this is probably your best bet.