TASK DEFINITION: Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context
PROBLEM: Someone makes the wise decision that is this asshole's a friend of someone, he better let it go for now. Someone

SOLUTION: bends down and starts to break along the street.

PROBLEM: People are running in a field playing lacrosse. woman

SOLUTION: is filming another girl in the background.

PROBLEM: Someone turns toward someone as he approaches. Someone

SOLUTION:
simply turns and looks at him over her shoulder.