Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: Two words: douche central. I had a bad feeling about this place when on the elevator ride up, some dbag was smoking a cigarette, spat on the floor, threw his cigarette down, stomped it out and left it. Note, the dude's girlfriend/date also rudely walked into me and didn't apologize. Classy. Yes, they have a nice view from their balcony, but I was too suffocated by the hookah smoke (ha, didn't realize that people still DID that!) and blocked by the heads and bodies of the unattractive patrons to enjoy it. (My thinking is, if you're going to be an annoying douchebag, at least be attractive, right?!) Even though it was a $20 cover for my boyfriend to get in there (total rip off!), we left after one round of terribly overpriced drinks (I want to say it was like 45 bucks for a jack and coke and a grey goose/tonic). Just a gross place, avoid it.

Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: We were put on the second level in a room. It was noisy, plan on raising your voice and asking the waiter to repeat himself frequently. We asked to switch to the balcony and the sound level was better. They charge you $9 a bottle for water. Plan on paying an additional charge for sauce and side dishes. This place is all about worshiping Gordon Ramsay as a demi-god. The neon in the atrium representing his hand motions is just silly. The customer is king not Gordon Ramsey. This restaurant missed that point.

Problem: Write a positive (OPTIONS:
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A:
Marianne is super friendly and professional. She has enough experience to understand when a customer needs distraction and when you can crack a joke. I left happy and baby smooth with a big smile on my face. I was on vacation when I went, but I recommend Naked to anyone looking to get rid of some excess hair. :)