Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer: Getting out of the Upper Deck after a Hockey game will be your first nightmare if your seats are there. Only two escalators lead down and out and the wait can be up to 20 minutes for the thousands of cheapskates. If you survive that wait then good luck exiting the shopping center parking lot. It looks like Black Friday shopping day out there. The wait to get out might have taken an hour, but luckily I entered a nearby bar and drank away the long line of brake lights. Inside the arena is a pretty good view from the Upper Deck, but didn't bother trying any food. Get VIP or figure out some way to avoid the mass crowds and it would be a better experience.

Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer: I've lived in Tempe for a long time and I've seen lots or restaurants come and go. I feel like the south end of Mill Ave is finally emerging from the icy grip of the Great Recession. (Remember, that part of Mill pretty much died in 2007-2008.) I'm happy to see new things bringing activity north of 6th Street. And it's a pizza/beer place with a psychedelic theme: graffiti art adorns the walls, the mascot is a mushroom, and all the names of desserts are double entendres. Tempe IS a college town and Mellow Mushroom will do just fine for these reasons. That and they say they will be open til 2 a.m. The beer selection was extensive, although the beer I ordered off the menu wasn't available. No biggie. There were lots more to choose from. I split a 10'' veggie pizza and it was loaded with veggies (and even tofu). I liked the dough, it's made with molasses so it has that darker flavor. The cinnamon sugar pretzels were great too. I took some home and they heated up just fine. It's a big space and I didn't feel cramped. The windows let in a lot of light and the views are pretty nice. Service was attentive and all the workers seemed to be trained to bus tables even if they were not "their" tables. A couple different people cleared plates and filled up my water and asked if I wanted more beer. They also have a little walk up section off 7th Street. And I liked the neon sign above the door. I don't eat a lot of pizza, but if I'm ever in the mood I'd go to Mellow Mushroom.

Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer:
Sometimes I wonder how I have never heard of a place, I have lived in the area for almost 4 years now, and I have never heard of Carolina's. But alas, I finally found my new favorite I can practically walk there place! I am totally impressed with the quality of the Chorizo and tortillas. And to combine them with some eggs...heaven! They "home make" their own chorizo and tortillas, and the quality out of this world! Their Chimi's are really good too! If you are ever in the area, don't let the outside of the building scary you away, you will love their food!