Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer: One of the best massages I ever had. Clean and relaxing environment. Great techniques that are different from someone just rubbing your back. You feel the results. Great place to relax and re-energize.

Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer: Booked a room for a Saturday night due to it's close proximity to the Las Vegas Motor Speedway. Due to our indecisiveness, we stayed at a Comfort in Friday and at the Cannery for Saturday (we attended EDC). After partying until the sun came up, we really needed to crash but had to check out of the Comfort Inn. We called the Cannery and they said they had a room available for us to check into at 11:30am! LIFESAVER for sure. So we quickly packed up our stuff and raced to the Cannery and was checked in quickly. The room was very clean and modern. Beds were comfy, bathroom/shower was nice, flat screen TV, and a mini fridge to keep our water cold. All in all, a great room for the price. There was a little store down in the casino level that had snacks, liquor, and beverages. I bought a HUGE bottle of water for only 3 bucks. It was definitely cheaper than I thought it would be. If EDC stays at the LV Motor Speedway next year, I know where I'm booking my room!

Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer:
This is one of the worst hotel experiences I've had. Our room smelled of drugs, the hallways smelled of drugs, there were other patrons screaming and yelling in their rooms that the hotel did nothing about (and you could hear it from the lobby). The only slightly redeeming factor of this hotel is that a few select staff did seem to actually care about your stay. If you just need a place to sleep for the night, at least you have a clean bed. If you're planning on a longer stay, find a different hotel.