Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: Some buddies and I decided to check out the Geisha House primarily because they had an offer on Groupon that offered a decent discount to check out their "Naked Sushi" night. The concept sounded pretty interesting, like something out of a Yakuza movie or something...in any case, it didn't prove to be as neat as it sounded. First off, this restaurant really is on the EDGE of town. We knew that going in to it, so that's not really a complaint, just an observation. Be prepared to drive pretty far if you live anywhere in the Valley other than the Northwest. We got to the Geisha House and it was pretty busy. There was a small line to get in, maybe five minutes of waiting at the most, and then we were faced with the host. He took out Groupons and told us it would be $5 required gratuity. We said that would be fine, and then he said we had to pay it right then before entering. We begrudgingly paid the man, were each given a drink ticket and a hostess seated us outside on the covered patio. I was surprised to find that there was no waitress that came and took our drink order. Instead, we had to go inside to the bar, which had a massive line, in order to get our drinks. They didn't even bring glasses of water to the table, so drink tickets had to be used for ANY drink, not just alcoholic ones. I ended up using mine on a bottle of water, and I had to purchase another for $2 after I drank it. Sort of cheesy, if you ask me. Onto the Naked Sushi bit! In my head, I had imagined that we would have had our own table with a gorgeous naked woman on it with delicious sushi lined up for the taking....this was not so. It was more of a glorified buffet line, where everybody filed around a large circular cooking station in the corner of the restaurant. There were hot items, and in the middle of the line-up were two women with some truly nasty looking sushi laying on their bodies (leaves laid on the skin prevented the sushi from touching their bodies). I tried a bit of each piece and it was terrible! Not to mention that the girls were not exactly attractive and they looked like they wanted to kill someone while they were laying there. The hostess was actually far more attractive than the Naked Sushi girls, which isn't what I would have expected. The saving grace, or the only grace, of this place were the chicken wings and fried rice. They were pretty tasty and we all loaded up our plates in abundance with those two items. This sounded like it would be a good experience online, but proved to be rather disappointing when it came down to it.
Q: positive

A: I had dinner at Fleming's after work last night. I'm a regular there so this review will probably lean more towards the bigger picture than just one visit. I remember eating at a Fleming's in Nashville when I was in college. It was the first and only time I'd been to one before they opened in Charlotte and I remembered it being the best steakhouse meal I'd ever had. When I heard they were opening one here, I was stoked. Needless to say we started going there not long after they first opened (I think it was 2008 but don't hold me to that) and have been going regularly ever since. I've done the steakhouse circuit - Ruth's Chris, Capital Grille, Sullivan's, Morton's - but Fleming's to me is just nicer than all of them. It's not as stuffy as Ruth's Chris or Morton's and the food is better. It's classier than Sullivan's, and, well, I just never really liked Capital Grille at all. Maybe I'm picky. The ambiance at Fleming's is lovely. It's an easy place to relax. There have been times I didn't even realize the restaurant had gotten busy because I was happily nestled in my own booth, absorbed in the food and conversation. The lighting is dim, but not so dim you can't read the menu. Dark, rich wood adorns the booths and walls, giving the restaurant a sort of classic look. And the service? What can I say about the service? Our usual server is Azer and he is always so welcoming and seems genuinely happy to see us. He's attentive and spot-on with everything and every experience is relaxed and enjoyable. Tom and Jared, two of the managers, are equally welcoming and friendly, always stopping by to say hello and catch up. They make eating at Fleming's feel like visiting friends instead of just being an anonymous restaurant patron, which always makes me want to go back. I've made my way around the menu from the delicious filets to the sea bass that is frequently a special, to the small plates (the short ribs are my favorite on that list) to the king crab legs. You really just can't go wrong with this menu. Last night I had the petite filet with the mushroom risotto and it was delightful. Sometimes I treat myself to the chocolate lava cake for dessert, which is one of the best things I've ever tasted. The combination of gooey chocolate cake and the liquidy hot fudge with vanilla ice cream is just to die for. Their after-work happy hour bar menu is great, too. It's more casual, the star of which is a cheeseburger and fries. I've sat at the bar and had the burger on several occasions and it was delicious. Very juicy and slightly peppery for a little extra flavor. It's a fun bar atmosphere, too, if you're looking for a place to chill after a long work day. Sometimes it's a nice, informal way to enjoy my favorite restaurant without doing the full dining room experience. All in all, Fleming's is just a fantastic restaurant with great food, spot-on service and an enjoyable atmosphere. They've created such an enjoyable experience that I can only keep going back time and time again.
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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- positive) review?

Answer: I don't get it. I don't understand how Olive Garden always has a long wait for dinner. Their food tastes like cardboard. The only reason I went last weekend is because our very kind neighbor gave us a gift card for Christmas that we haven't used. We should have regifted. Let's start with the breadsticks. Salty and drab. Maybe I just got spoiled with other Italian eateries that give you a loaf of fresh bread and either herb butter or herbed olive oil. These are covered with garlic SALT. My husband had the salad which was decent, but c'mon. Their dressing is so commercialized now. I had the minestrone soup which was, again, decent. Tastes like it's from a can. I had the baked ziti which was flavorless. My husband had a chicken garlic pasta dish which is edible but, again, not great. Service was very good. I feel sorry for the waiter for having to work at Olive Garden. He should take his good food service skills somewhere else. I must share my experience at the OG from a couple years ago. I ordered the manicotti- which they don't have anymore. While eating I dug out a huge piece of plastic. The server got the manager who explained to me that it was a plastic bag that the food comes in. She was extremely apathetic about the whole situation and I only got comped for my meal. People can save alot of money by skipping a trip to the Olive Garden and buying a Stouffers frozen Italian meal. If you do want to spend money on a good Italian meal check out the ma and pop local Italian places. Roma Garden and Aiello's are a good start. They are the same price for real homemade Italian food.
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Busse's is very much a typical neighborhood tavern, with cheap drinks (cheapest in the city that I've found) and nice down to earth people. Recent updates have been made as far as tv's, games, sound system, etc., so if you haven't been in a while to catch a game or hear some music (the old juke box was circa 1970's) you might give it another shot. If you are into "bomb" shots the Chuck Norris shot is something you need to try. If you like tap beer the selection is limited, but very inexpensive, and the lines are always clean (hint: the owner drinks tap beer). Cocktails are stiff, and REALLY inexpensive. If you're a northsider looking for a new local hangout, or someone heading to a Mallard's game looking for a spot near Warner to hit up before or after the game (they always have Mallard gameday specials) this is the place.