Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: Need I say more come prepared to wait 4+ hours. It was horrible. The office is so small and congested it is really uncomfortable. I seemingly believe that the larger the name of the business the more the service lacks, in this instance this is very true. I waited for hours and gave up. My sons father ended up staying for another 4. The service is so laughable. There is no sense of organization in here. I would recommend you find a small doctors office instead of this place.
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A: Essential eating for any visit to Montreal. I don't know if there is better poutine in this city, but I'd be perfectly content to eat only Lafleur poutine everyday for the rest of my life. Seriously, if you visit Montreal and do not eat poutine, you'd be better off not visiting all--there's scarcely any point.
Problem: What would be an example of an positive (OPTIONS:
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Answer: My boyfriend and I are very english and live downtown so one night we decided to venture out of our comfort zone and find a new spot to eat and maybe have a drink on the Plateau. We were starving and searching for a place we wanted to eat at and opened the door to Bar Inc. The minute we opened the door the bartender (Guillaume) shouted the most welcoming greeting to us as if we were old friends- I HAD TO sit down and buy a drink and at least a shot for him. They serve nachos there, but no real food, but even then we didnt mind. I just had to show this guy how much I appreciated such a welcome! And it wasnt just us- anyone that walked through the door got greeted this way. Amazing! We have been back since, always when Guillaume is working (we exchanged numbesr with him so we could even make sure he's there before hand!). The other servers have helped us alot too and all are just as great. The drink specials are amazing ($2.50 shots of Jameson on Mondays, doubles for $5.50 on tuesdays are the only ones I remember right now) and the ambiance is so cool in there. Customers, staff, drinks- this place has it all. (I'm a bartender as well and I even made sure we had our staff party there!) Love this place, HIGHLY reccommended! In fact, I'm going back tonight!
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Output: Just don't do it! I stayed at the Flamingo 2 times for cheap(no resort fees) last summer and I wasn't expecting much and it was really fun. My friends and I decided to stay here again for price, location and past experience..oh what a mistake! First of all the remodeled rooms have really taken a nose dive in 1 years time..the hallways were dirty and stained and our stay was NOT cheap...they charged us for having 2 extra people and a ridiculous resort fee! Room service stops @ 2 am.& coffee shop waitress full on ignored me and my friend..we were starving! .The elevators were breaking down & took 20 minutes to go up & down..unsafe and took too long! I'm saving the best for last...my girlfriends (4 of us) called housekeeping for towels & were chatting and relaxing in bed when all the sudden a man walked in our room (no knock) with towels. We screamed and yelled at him "we're naked!!!" He put the towels in the bathroom and then proceeded to stand in front of our bed and stared at us! at this point I I hid under the covers. We said "bye" and he stared at us and then he asked us "where are you from?" We were so scared we said "bye" and finally he left! It was so scary and uncomfortable. Then we called the front desk and explained to them what had happened and they put us on hold waiting to speak to a housekeeping manager for an hour!!! It was truly so upsetting! Then they said the manager would call us (never did)!! We spoke to a manager about out horrible experience and she could have cared less!!! We spent the rest of the trip with the door padlocked..no housekeeping service..and we knew if anything scary happened we were on our own and would call 911. This was a disappointing experience at such a famous Las Vegas hotel. I would rather stay off the strip then at this dumpy overcrowded and unsafe hotel. Sad because I used to like it..no one keeps this place up and most of the staff does not care at all about customer care.
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output: Went here on a Tuesday night with my mate with an itison voucher for 8 Tapas dishes. Had been looking forward to the meal all day and had even skipped lunch to build up an appetite for the array of Tapas dishes I imagined I'd be presented with. The menu has an extensive selection of dishes which I was pleased with. After a long discussion, we picked 4 dishes each and placed our order. We were informed that they were out of 3 of the items ordered so we quickly picked replacements. I went for battered prawns with a lemon mayo, Braised pork cheeks in red wine and port, skewered chicken satay, and breaded Brie with cranberry sauce. My mate had the Spanish Chorizo in red wine, Gambas pil pil, hot chicken wings and the crispy prawns. - The battered prawns were soggy and the lemon mayo was just plain mayo - Braised pork cheeks weren't really braised enough so were tough and inedible with a watery sauce - the skewered chicken was dry and the satay sauce was just peanut butter - the Brie was actually Camembert melted in a shallow bowl (this was replaced with the breaded Brie later) - Chorizo was greasy but ok - Gambas pil pil was quite good - hot chicken wings did not have crispy skin and were just greasy and soggy and not very appetising. I can't fathom how a trained chef can get 7 out of 8 dishes wrong! Stay well away from the food unless they replace the chef and/or the menu!
Problem: What would be an example of an positive (OPTIONS:
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Answer:
I dragged my friends here because I was sick and tired of going to the same places. It is definitely not the usual Scottsdale scene. Don't get me wrong, I love Old Town, but I needed something different. The first thing I did was walk up to the bar and somehow I ended up sandwiched between some guys there for a bachelor party. You know that's always fun. The bartender was amazing. Well, she was probably amazing because my friend has a way with the ladies, but I totally benefited from it. I love when I let the bartender decide what to make and they don't act put out or stare blankly at me with no ideas. Drink in hand, my friends and I decided to check out the back patio. We sat at a round table and watched people play corn hole. Is that what it's called here? I've only played it when visiting family in Indiana and that is what they call it. I really hate the name, so I hope there is a better one and maybe someday I will find out what it is. Anyway, The Lodge definitely attracts more manlier looking men. No cheesy button up shirts with metallic skulls and roses across the back or anything like that. I should warn you ladies though, I encountered a real jerk. He was of average height, for a woman and sat behind me at one of those round tables outside. He hit on any cute girl that walked by and asked for their numbers. Then, after they left he would laugh with his friend about how he was never going to call them. I wanted to turn around and say, "Hahaha, motherf*cker, they're only indulging you to be nice." I didn't because I recently decided to practice more restraint. The atmosphere is inviting and unpretentious and the people were open and friendly. I had a good time and I believe my friends did as well. I wouldn't go here if you want to see and be seen, I would go here if you want to kick back and have a somewhat casual drink with friends.