Categorize the comment on the basis of threat. If the comment is threatening output Yes, otherwise output No.

[Q]: I don't know why anybody's gonna get their panties in a bunch over this election. Oregon will vote for Hillary Clinton so it doesn't matter if Trump or Cruz win the primary. One good thing about living in a one party rule state, if you don't vote you don't get those pesky jury duty notices. (Sarcasm)
[A]: No

[Q]: you have it backwards.

we, the people, are the golden goose and we are being killed by the oilies.

we, the people, need to start applying the molten gold gargle to these slimy landsharks and every one of their political whores.
[A]: Yes

[Q]: The majority is finally, spectacularly cratering. So many analogies come to mind it's hard to choose one - Rome burning while the Senate fiddles with guns and sex ed, the Titanic sinking while the staff rearranges the deck chairs to the tune of the swing band, deer in the headlights, three stooges...so many.
[A]:
Yes