Problem: Write a positive (OPTIONS:
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A: Stopped here after our flight from Seattle, I was suuuuper hungry so appreciated the fast service. I had the carne asada burrito, it was HUGE and they didn't skimp on the meat at all. Bf had steak and chicken tacos which he liked. The horchata was very good, not too sweet or chalky like some other places where I've had it. Pickled carrots from the condiment bar were pretty bland to me but the jalapenos were yummy, I'm a baby when it comes to spicy food but they were very flavorful with just enough heat. I can't say I'd go out of my way to come here but I would eat here again if it was convenient.
Q: negative

A: Just terrible. The food wasn't bad, but for the price we paid - about 85 for two glasses of wine, two pizzas, and a salad, it didn't satisfy. The restaurant was much too noisy (they should have used acoustic tile!), but we made do. The service was lovely - they have an excellent set of waiters and waitresses who all had a great attitude, which is a rare find in Montreal! I genuinely felt bad for our waitress - she was clearly doing all she could to make sure that we were happy, but her manager (some fat, grumpy Italian guy) kept screaming at her and the other front of house staff. We just felt so terrible for all of them! It made for a rather uncomfortable meal. When our pizza arrived, we asked for fresh ground pepper. Turns out they don't have any. Our waitress said it was a decision of the management, which based on the rudeness we saw isn't at all surprising. Back to the food--- the wine selection was excellent, and we were mostly satisfied with our pizza. I ordered a primavera without cheese (vegan), and they were happy to accommodate. He had the margharita and said it wasn't bad, but wasn't the best he's had. As another reviewer said, nothing to write home about. Overall, it was ok, but I'd only recommend for people who are happy to spend upwards of $50 a person for a casual dining restaurant, and who don't mind witnessing a grown man throwing a tantrum.
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer: Went here for afternoon tea and this place was pretty much empty on the inside. I decided to sit outside. Beware! The tables are very dusty! Server was attentive and polite. Can't remember the first tea I had, but it tasted like watered down perfume. I switched to a different one and it wasn't any better. However, the scones with the cream and jam here are addicting! Seriously, they were so good I had to order another round! The sandwhiches here are below average. Hard and slightly stale bread with either cucumber or chopped smoked salmon. Desserts were okay, nothing spectacular. The only reason I would come back is because of the scones.
Input: OPTIONS:
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Generate a positive review for a place
Output: Take all the "pretty" people within a 50 mile radius. Put them in Oscar de la Renta and Calvin Klein. Make these pretty people friendly (maybe I'm in the club), and you have Narcisse. Saturday night. 9:00 pm. Way younger crowd, compared to Ocean Club (which I adore, but, it gets old... like fucking old). Men, like me, actually wearing suit jackets. Men and women who look like models from GQ or ELLE. My wife "I haven't seen this many good looking guys since....." She actually wanted to stay, and tolerated my foul habit of clove smoking (i think they're still legal, and i'm stuck in 1987), so she could soak in the male eye candy. And I got a chubby just watching the bartenderess make my drink. So Narcisse is this: dress up, or you'll look like a sheister, who should be the Walmart greeter. Show some cleavage, because there's a reason men are drawn to your curves. We love them. Even if their tiny, we love them. Men: dress well. Polish your shoes. This is a grown up lounge. Lots of pretty girls in very expensive dresses. This is a place to drink. A place to see, and to be seen. Don't wear GAP, unless you want to be mistaken for the bus boy/girl. Drinks not expensive (I'm used to paying Mastro's, but damn, all the Mastro restaurants make killer martinis). Smoking out on the patio. Clean. Great place to go after am iPic movie. Great alternative to Devils's North, although there is NO dancing. Really a lounge full of pretty people.
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output: Let's face it you're reading these reviews not because your looking for a pawn shop but want to know if it's worth the trip as a fan of the show? Answer is definitely, we got there quite late in the day and parking was very easy and the line was less than 10 minutes. It might have been even less because I think we were held up entering as they were still filming. This in itself was a bonus and a drawback. The boys had already left which was a minus but we did see some stuff that will feature on an upcoming show (look out for the morse code instruments) probably the biggest disappointment from the filming was the no photo policy. We ended up buying some cool coins and some silver bullion. I left wondering if the show has actually hurt the store as it didn't seem very well stocked even for a small shop. End of the day it was a feel good been there checked it out moment from being a fan if the show.
Q: negative

A:
no atmosphere. average food. prices aren't great. service usually subpar and hard to get good games on unless they're on ESPN or it's the super bowl.