Sentiment analysis: This would have been 5 star had we not gone upstairs to the club after eating dinner on the patio, but since we did I felt it necessary to combine the 2 reviews into one. Dinner was amazing, service was excellent, food was great, we sat on the patio which wasn't too hot even for July weather. Just really really good experience... then we went upstairs, the club was mehhh, we got free drink tickets and got to get weird drunk men touching our hair and walking up out of nowhere to try and kiss us, gross. The nightclub obviously can't control their patrons oddness but the club itself was underwhelming, we only stayed for one drink then left... but I would really reccommend the restuarant!
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positive

Sentiment analysis: Hmm. Definitely one of the stranger names I've heard. Usually "guru" is associated with technical prowess - and rolling sushi is more of an art form than technical, but who am I to judge? The inside of the place is nice enough, and service is friendly, but not quick in any way, even when no one else is there. And when I say no one, I mean no one. I mean perhaps even a sushi chef, because a simple roll took forever to come out. Once it did arrive, it was good enough, but I don't know if it was worth waiting as long as we did. I have no problem waiting (within reason) for something worthwhile, but this was just a little insane.
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negative

Sentiment analysis: The purpose of any comedy/hypnosis show is to make people laugh. That said, this show should get 5 stars plus. The first time I went to see this show was several years ago. I went with a foreign exchange student who spoke no English, a lawyer who never laughs, and a few other people. I convinced everyone to go, despite the pleas from the foreign exchange student who claimed he wouldn't get anything, and the lawyer who said he never went to a comedy show that made him laugh. My jaw hurt I was laughing and smiling so much. My stomach ached. Anthony is so funny I nearly fell out of my seat. The foreign exchange student told me "this guy is the funniest I have ever seen!" and understood all of the jokes. Chair antics are apparently universally understood. Even the lawyer was cracking up and said "Cools is wickedly funny." This show asks for volunteers. If you are shy- don't volunteer to be hypnotized! You can not be hypnotized if you don't want to, so I really don't buy the whole "I didn't want to go on stage... but I ended up on stage" argument. The show is also filmed, so, again, if you are shy, do not volunteer. I bought a DVD of the Best of Anthony Cools afterwards. The tshirts can be improved- in terms of the actually quality of the shirt and the slogans. I recommend this show to anyone that I know is going to Vegas and have probably got a good 20-30 people to go see it. And they all say the same thing- the show is extremely good. The second time I saw this show, less than 2 weeks ago, I went with a group where 2 people didn't speak English very well. Again, they really enjoyed the show. One of them almost got hypnotized! Overall, very good laughs. Some people don't like the 50-75 dollar tag for the show. Try tix4tonight for discounted tickets, and sometimes there is a deal in 24/7. If you go to Vegas, and only have money for 1 or 2 shows, this is a show you really want to see.
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positive