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Output: (It's been over a year since I stopped eating at chain restaurants altogether, but since I joined Yelp recently, I thought it might be nice to explain why on a case by case basis.) Cookie cutter food prepared and served by tip-desperate, spirit-crushed, flair-bedecked post adolescents discovering how much corporate food service jobs suck. Bad or non-existent flavors covered up by extra fat and too much salt. Stupid, manufactured decor - where is the factory that makes this crap? Has to be China, or possibly hell. Irresponsible, unappetizing and despair-inducing.

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Output: I wish they have Cafe Zapas in Southern California! We wanted a light dinner and found this place of Yelp. We were super impressed with the over-the-top helpfulness and energetic staff. The menu looks great and everything was reasonably priced. We both ordered a soup and sandwich combo to-go. Everything was nicely presented, even in a takeout box. I LOVE my mushroom bisque and my fiance really liked his lobster bisque. I haven't tried my honey bacon club yet because I'm stuffed from the soup and bread. My fiance liked his California club very much also. The desserts looked amazing, but we rekunctabtly walked away with ordering any... Although we were greatly surprised when we found two chocolate covered strawberries in our takeout order! We would definitely come here again. The salads sound amazing so that is what I will try if there is a next time.

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Output: This would be a great place except for one thing, everything is in french. Now this is great if you are looking for french manga, but in Montreal you'd think they could have some english manga, among their collection of 3000 books. So if you're looking for english manga, there is absolutly none to be had here, just book shelves and book shelves of dissapointment.

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I called Mark at Mr. Brake after reading so many nice reviews here on Yelp. He was extrememly nice and pleasant on the phone and made an appointment for me to come in even when he was already booked in the time slot because he understood my problem needed attention. I was having trouble with a "hard brake pedal" and I needed a good diagnosis. I met Mark at my appointment time and he was incredibly nice and friendly. He had his mechanics check over my car thoroughly and he also did so himself! In all, they took it on 3 check rides because my problem was an intermitten one. The diagnosis was completely free of charge and Mark went over all possible options and was willing to work with me. MARK WENT THE EXTRA MILE! I really felt he cared about me as a person and as a customer and wanted to do everything in his power to help me. The price he quoted for replacing my "brake booster" was extremely reasonable and fair. But because my problem was deemed not to be overly serious at the moment, we decided to wait a while and possibly have the work done at a later date. This is important because Mark did not pressure me into anything! He patiently listened to me and did what was best for me at that moment. I was so appreciative of that! When I drove off my mind was at ease! The bottom line is that I will definitely go back and have him replace my front brake pads when needed and will also have the brake booster replaced as necessary. Thank you Mark for being a true professional and putting your customers first! HIGHLY RECOMMENED!!!!