Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: When we first arrived at Crestwood Suite everything looked good. The person checking us in was very nice, but then everything went down hill. The room we stayed in was very dirty. On top of the refrigerator, and around microwave and stove was dirty. There was dirty and dust in all corner. The front desk also screwed up the days we were supposed to have our room cleaned. We were scheduled to have towels changed and trash taken out on Tuesday, that ever happened, and the full cleaning that was scheduled on Thursday didn't happen. After complaining to the desk, they told me the girl who checked us in was new, and had never scheduled us for any cleaning. We did have our room finally cleaned, but about 18 hours before we checked out, at that point why bother. If I had not booked on expedia, and would have last the money I paid for the room, I would have left and found another room
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A: I think i just got 10x cooler and more hipster jut walking in the door! This is a really cool funky little place that has everything from beer and wine, to toys, candy, and quirky gifts. You can hang out there in some small seating areas, and even order food. Worth it just to come in and look around even if you dont need anything!
Problem: What would be an example of an positive (OPTIONS:
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Answer: Love these guys at CYCLE Bar in the Lexington Hotel! We have Pop-Up Chefs every weekend and Jeff Kraus is the best!! Find him there on Saturday NOV. 5th. cyclephoenix.com for reservations
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Output: DO NOT BUY THEIR STUPID GROUPON and actually probably don't even bother coming here. No i'm not just another cheap @ss w/ a groupon b*tching about having issues using the discount. They either really don't update their own website, or have ridiculously inflated their prices while this groupon is on - i'm not sure which. It was a great deal $10 lunch for 2 and of course there was a $ restriction on the food ($10-11/person), and you pay whatever is over, which is fine. Except that it doesn't mention you can't just order an $8 burrito, you can only order from their comidas y cenas pages (plates w/ beans and rice). Website says $13 for a chimichanga/current menu is $16, website says $10 for chilaquiles/current menu is $20. This isn't effen Border Grill wtf! I liked the atmosphere, the food was ok, not much better than Roberto's though. Fast friendly service, but i don't appreciate this bait and switch sh*t. I'd be curious to see if their prices go down once the groupon expires, but irrelevant because i'm never going back to find out.
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output: The Grand Canal is excellent, don't get me wrong...great stores, great people watching, etc. Just be aware of the prices. I wanted to treat myself to a new wallet and got one at Marc Jacobs. It was in the sale section and was $70. In LA today at Marc Jacobs and saw a similar wallet NOT in the sale section for $53. So just beware. I'm sure we all think things might be a little more expensive...but come on! I'm glad I at least really like the wallet!
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Negative experience overall. The place made me feel uncomfortable. I brought my new pre-owned baby (a 2012 bright red VW) to get her first wash here, thinking it was the ultimate deluxe treatment. I was so wrong. I didn't count exactly, but from start to finish I think there were 6 people who drove my car, and they didn't drive it with care or regard, and their clothes seemed dirty. They were tapping the brakes too hard and making me uncomfortable just watching them drive it. When you drive up, it is entirely unclear where to go. As a first-timer, I had no clue. A lazy guy in a Danny's uniform pointed for us to get in one lane, and then pointed to another lane, which was confusing. Then he came to the window and tried to upsell us on getting our car detailed and buffed, saying it would "return it to new". Buddy, it's a new car - it was washed a month ago at the dealership. When my husband politely said no, he seemed mad. We chose the VIP wash for $20 and from there it was a waiting game until our car was in the front of the giant blob that they call a line. In my opinion, it took a long time. I took my shopping bag inside with me, thank goodness I did because apparently there's been a lot of robberies there. After a short time through the tunnel and a half-assed rubdown from about 5 different thug-looking guys, the car was "done". Yes, the bird poop was off the windshield, but the ultimate telltale sign was there was still a Starbucks straw wrapper in the front console that they didn't even touch. The interior detailing promised in the "VIP Wash" was a joke. I'm highly disappointed. My car seemed worse off than it did when it went in. Next time I will go to Los Olivos. Even a Clean Freak $3 wash would be far superior to the yuckiness we experienced here.