Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer: Very good pizza, they are fast and it arrives hot. They have online coupons, crust is great on the pizza's exactly as you order it. Great for family gatherings as you can wait until everyone is there and order and specify a time and voila it arrives on time!

Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer: $37.65 got me two small, flat, unimpressive crabcakes that look nothing like the picture, a handful of chopped up romaine, half slice of tomato and 4 deep fried pieces of mystery food that looked like tater tots. Absolutely ridiculous. The double crabcake meal is an absolute travesty. Ridiculous that they would serve something that looks like a it could be any pre-packaged crabcake and a handful of the cheapest letttuce they could find. Last time I will every eat there and I would never recommend this place. I have rarely been more disappointed in a meal. This was a $12 meal at best.

Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer:
Went here with a group of 4 for lunch this past Saturday. The weather was beautiful so we were looking for some place with outdoor seating. We showed up a little after noon and there were only a couple other people there, so that boded well for a relaxing meal. Full disclosure, we were all very hung over at that point, so the subdued music was well appreciated too. Overall excellent experience, and the BBQ itself was ridiculously good. Service: Friendly and fast. Order at the counter and they bring it to you wherever you decide to sit. Atmosphere: Very laid back, fits in really well with the neighborhood. This is a really good looking venue inside and out. The outside seating was perfectly shaded and light music made this a great destination. Food: They sell BBQ by the pound, and also do sandwiches. We all got sandwiches, and I went with the 1/2lb brisket sandwich. Good god, I really wasn't sure what to expect, but this was phenomenal. Some sort of artisan sandwich bread, slaw, and a pile of brisket, plus a side of BBQ sauce, I went directly into the food zone, no talking. Combine with Four Peaks Pumpkin Port, sold. Definitely going back. No critiques really, we all had a really good time. 4-stars for a great place.