Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: Sushi was awful. It's not run or made by real Japanese. They are Chinese and know nothing about making sushi or sashimi. Staff was rude. We couldn't eat the awful sushi so we threw it away and they wanted to charge us extra because we didn't finish it. How are we supposed to eat something that taste like crap? They told us if we couldn't finish it, that we couldn't just thrash it. What are they going to do with it? Give it to the next customer? Service was horrible. They all run around with an attitude on their faces. We sat by where they made the sushi and it just looked awful the way they were making it. If you've ever sat and watched a real sushi chef, you would know how awful these guys were. They barely gave us any wasabi or ginger. We keep having to ask several time. They only have water and they didn't even want to give us more water when we finished ours glass. The food was salty to make you drink and get bloated. You also have to bring your own drinks/alcohol. I will never go back to this place again!
Q: negative

A: Sunday Night C and I met up with some friends on the Southside for dinner. We chose Paparazzi Restaurant due to a coupon in our Entertainment book. Let me start off by saying I am very glad that we didn't have to pay full price for this experience. That should give you a slight hint as to were this review is going, but I shall continue for the sake of completeness. Ambiance - 2 out of 5 Rinsems Allow me to begin by breaking the review down in my usual manner. I'll begin with ambiance. When C and I first arrived in the restaurant, we almost called our friends to change our plans. Essentially there is a rather large bar in the center with some tables placed around the outside of the bar. As we were expecting more of an upscale atmosphere, this was not what we had in mind. We then learned that they had an upstairs area where the fancier tables were set. After a ten minute wait we were led upstairs to an table area that had only two other parties sat. With roughly 15 tables available, we were a bit puzzled at the ten minute wait. None the less, we were seated and on our way. Overall, I would say the initial impression gave a very bad feeling to us as we were expecting a much higher class establishment. This looked to be a place we would stop by for pizza before heading out for a night of bar hopping. While the upstairs did redeem them a bit, the attempt to appear classy did not seem to fit with the rest of the atmosphere. Service 0 out of 5 Rinsems Our waitress arrived a few minutes later to take our drink orders and we began to review the menu. This was the last time our waitress would be able to accomplish anything that was asked of her. She violated the drink refill rule numerous times and when we did finally receive a drink refill she didn't even refresh the ice in any of our drinks. On top of this, our friends appetizer was served completely cold. While edible, it was not the appetizer that should have been presented. The final straw was when their pizza was completely wrong. At this point our meals were served and we had to go through the uncomfortable situation of some people at the table eating while others waited for food. By the end of the mail the waitress realized that we were unhappy and comped the appetizer as well as took a price cut on the pizza, however, by this point it was a bit late to make up for her mistakes. I realize a zero is a rough score, but it just wasn't her night. Food 2.5 out of 5 Rinsems Overall the food was decent. However, it was not worth the price paid even with the discounts we received. We had fried ravioli which is one of my favorite appetizers and they were quite simply a sad display of what is generally a taste explosion. There was no texture the the ravioli and the stuffing was simply uneventful. As stated earlier, our friends received their appetizer undercooked but edible. As far as our main meals were concerned I would rate them higher than the appetizers, but not by much. I had the chicken piccata and it tasted like lemon flavored rubber. In addition, the rice seemed to lack in any flavor whatsoever and appeared to just be thrown together with some lemon seasoning. Overall 1 out of 5 Rinsems This is the lowest review I have ever given to any establishment and I think the combination of ambiance and service essentially tanked this restaurant. Even if the food had been excellent, I don't believe they could have recovered from the initial decisions that we had made regarding the place. Normally I would consider giving a place a second chance, but I have no intention of returning to Paparazzi any time in the future. Paparazzi Restaurant 2100 E Carson St Pittsburgh, PA 15203 (412) 488-0800
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer: Incompetent and unprofessional. I took my car in because it developed a miss, the kind typical of something wrong with the ignition system. I specifically asked if they did computer diagnostics and they assured me they did. They called me later with the results - said it needed the carburetor rebuilt for around $400. I went over to pick up the car and decide what to do. I asked to see a printout of the computer diagnostic so i could see if the ignition system had checked out OK. He didn't have a printout. When I asked more about their "computer system" his answers got really weaselly. I paid them the Diagnostic fee. I didn't believe them and took the care to a different shop that I like but that was much farther away to have them check it. They checked and said the problem was a bad spark plug that was all fouled and showed me the plug, it was a mess. They had put in a new plug to replace it and they car ran fine. They said it would probably foul it again because the valve stem seals were leaking. They also said there was nothing wrong with the carburetor and the car ran great when I drove away. I went back to the Shell station with the results and asked to speak to the owner. Supposedly he wasn't there. I came back later and the same guy was there and I finally pinned him down to at least admit he was in charge and showed him the results from the second shop and explained that with the 1 new $2 plug the problem was fixed. Asked him how such a clearly bad plug, which I showed him, would not have literally jumped off the computer screen of his "computer diagnostics". He just try to BS his way around without answering. I told him I thought they owed me my money back for their "diagnosis" since it was so clearly wrong. He refused to even consider it. I wouldn't trust this place to wash my windows much less do any work on my car.
Input: OPTIONS:
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Generate a negative review for a place
Output: This place is NOT wheelchair accessible. There is no disabled parking, the ramp to get on the sidewalk is on the complete opposite side of the parking lot, and then as you attempt to push someone in a wheelchair to their entrance, the path is constantly blocked. Things certainly don't improve once you finally make it in. The whole thing is a joke. Good music, sure, if you can get there.
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output: I became sick from the Tilapia today. The waitress called over the manager & she bullied me into her own belief that the fish was fresh? I became immediately I'll & vomited in the Restroom. We were not treated like guests & I have never become ill during a meal. It was embarrassing & the service we received was horrendous!!
Q: positive

A:
First time in, and around, the Camelback Esplanade and wanted to check out this little classy dive bar because of the great reviews, here on Yelp. I was surprised how small and inconspicuous is was, and equally surprised that I was only the second person in the bar around 7:45pm on a Saturday night! Really?? ...oh, they just opened, no problem. I stepped outside to meet my party and returned in about 35min to find it hoppin' and much louder, which became a bit annoying, as I think I expected a more conversational atmosphere, like when I first popped in a short time before. Greated at the door, which was nice, but the service was a bit lack luster. The drinks (Moscow Mule and a Rum &Coke) measured up to par, and did not disappoint. I probably won't return, as I don't fequent the area often, and there are so many other places to choose from.