Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: I have a feeling I ordered the wrong thing. I did not have a good experience here. The service was good, the place was clean and it was fast but the food was lacking. We ordered the chicken lettuce wraps to start out with. They were just ok, they used very finely chopped chicken. Pretty decent flavor. After that it was entree time. I ordered the Dan Dan Noodle "soup" which I've had before at other places and loved. Here it was a lot different. Even though it was in the soup section it had no broth! What I got was a bowl that had raw carrots, cucumbers, and celery on one side. The other had noodles, that looked identical to those in a 15 cent ramen packet. No flavor. On the bottom was a thick sauce, almost like a gravy that had chunks of pork. Again not much flavor. I may try this place again and order something different.
Q: negative

A: OH MAN THE HYPE ON THIS JOINT!!! I was amped to come here. I love what he did with Ginza Sushi Ko in Beverly Hills and what he left behind -- a well taught sushi chef, Hiroyuki Urasawa.....and I knew what to expect with prices so I'm not going to reiterate the whole price point issue (that I agree with the majority on), but I never thought that this place would bend me over and do me like this?! Here's my fairy (nightmare) tale.... Setting: a warehouse? Whatever, it was cool. But it seemed like they got first pick of the real estate and picked the wrong place after all was said and done, "Ya, the ceilings a bit tall...." Hey I thought the lighting was pretty neat. Cast: Friendly service. Knowledgeable front of the house staff. Server forgot our waters and only brought one soy dish for the two of us. That balanced things out on the wrong end for sure. Plot: I appreciate the plate presentation and the actual food quality. The ingredients and overall variety on the sushi menu is fabulous but I had to reason with this lasting impression on the bill ----- ----- $18.00 cocktail = $18.00 Age-dashi Tofu. FML Conclusion: $113 tab for an appetizer, six pieces of sushi, a cocktail and a glass of wine.... First time I have ever felt so financially sodomized. I am excited about their next door spot "Shaboo", and I am probably coming back..... It's like watching Mrs. Doubtfire over and again: it fucking sucks, and you know what's going to happen, but you still end up crying a little
Problem: What would be an example of an positive (OPTIONS:
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Answer: I was very pleased to find this cafe nearish to the University and open till 11:00pm. The coffee I had was nothing amazing, but tasty enough to drink black and that's pretty rare these days. There is a variety of seating from comfy chairs with little tables next to them, booths, plastic furniture, metal chairs outside...whatever your preferences are it's there. All in all it is a standard non-corporate cafe that is at the same time rather characterless and blah in style. And the fact that there was just the one person servicing both the cafe and the connected ice cream store next door meant my friend and I were waiting for maybe 10 minutes before we could order. I'd certainly choose this place over a Starbucks or other chain with canned decor and bad coffee, but I can also imagine that there are cuter and more comfortable cafes with more personal style somewhere near here.
Input: OPTIONS:
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Output: With reviews ranging from 5 stars to 1...my wife and I decided to give it a try for our 3rd wedding anniversary dinner. Good thing she and I have a sense of humor because we needed it. From the cheesy bad decor, to the awful / skipping CD music and abysmal lighting, we wondered whether the food was so superb that some people chose to ignore the obvious deficits and gave this place a high rating. Uh, no. We were the only ones in the entire restaurant on a Wednesday night. That's right. The only ones and we were there for a couple hours and still the service was lacking. On the plus side: They accepted our Restaurant.com discount coupon, which was good considering the other review I read about them choosing not honor one they felt didn't apply. The combination waitress/hostess/manager/(& chef?) also did not charge me for a glass of wine that was way passed its prime and smelled / tasted like vinegar, which again, was good service on their part. But the food was just ok. Not bad. Not superb. Just Ok. Probably the most entertaining part of our meal was the suprise we received while eating our dinner. As we listened to the loud Indian music piped over our heads, we were quite suprised to hear the Hindi version of the Fergie's "My Humps." We actually stopped eating, looked at each other and burst out laughing. I could just see a lady in a Sari singing about her humps, her humps, her lovely lady lumps...uh, what??? Also, it seemed like the proprieters were having a family dinner at one of the tables; complete with children doing homework. We won't be going back and suggest you try somewhere else.
input: Write a negative yelp review (OPTIONS:
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output: Had a membership savings account with them and didn't use it for some time (it is a savings account afterall!). After recently taking a look, they had been taking 10 dollars a month from the savings account for limited activity. They stated we should have received something in the mail notifying us, however, we never did. We are still trying to get all our money back. Beware if trying to save money in a savings account!
Input: OPTIONS:
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Generate a negative review for a place
Output:
I STILL can not believe people like the steaks at this restaurant. Go figure!