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But the best was left to come . As I was walking , the sauce made its way down my digestive system and it affected my stomach so bad , I had to twice sit down and recover ! I meditated on how often in life the very best things combine pleasure and pain . The cheapest peri - peri sauce I found is from Holyland . I got a bottle of the medium kind . They do n't sell hot in the US from what I know , but medium has a little kick at least .

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