question: Los Angeles (CNN) -- You wouldn't have expected Charlie Sheen to go quietly after his increasingly bizarre behavior prompted his TV bosses to fire him from "Two and a Half Men," and Sheen would not want to disappoint you.

He spewed an eight-and-a-half-minute, grandiloquent, profanity-laced tirade online late Tuesday, a day after he was sacked.

At first Sheen comes across like a college student who's read too much of the Beat writers Jack Kerouac or Allen Ginsberg, referring to himself as the "raven-wise, Gibson-shredding napalm poet before you, alone and unshackled.

"Oh how they once begged to attend my perfect banquet in the nude," Sheen intones. "Now they just beg for the keys to my gold."

He calls himself the "Malibu Messiah" and repeatedly refers to himself as a warlock.

But, clearly reading a prepared speech in video recorded live on Ustream.com, Sheen goes on long enough to make it hard for viewers to laugh off his rant.

Chuck Lorre, the creator of the program that starred Sheen for eight years, comes in for the greatest abuse.

"I see you, you little worm, I see you behind your plastic smile, your bitchy pout, and your desperate need to be liked," Sheen says, calling the TV executive "Chuck E. Cheese Ball," not using Lorre's full name.

He accuses Lorre of "narcissism, greed (and) hatred of yourself -- or women," one of several moments in the video that should give armchair psychiatrists plenty of material to mine.

He says of CBS chief executive Les Moonves: "You gave me your word so you gave me nothing. It must really suck being your missus," again mangling the name.
1. Who made a rant on Tuesday?
2. What happened a day before this?
3. What prompted his firing?
4. What poets does the writer compare him to?
5. Any others?
6. What instrument does Sheen claim to "shred?"
7. In what condition does he assert guests wanted to go to his banquet?
8. What does he think they grovel for?
9. What nickname has he given himself?
10. What mystic vocation does he claim to belong to?
11. On what platform did he issue this rant?
12. Did it seem impromptu?
13. Was it easy for viewers to laugh off?
14. Who was the creator of the show he got fired from?
15. Who was the primary target of his ravings?
16. What animal did Sheen compare him to?
17. And what nickname did Sheen grant him?
18. How did he characterize Lorre's smile?
19. And what character flaws did he accuse Lorre of possessing?
20. Does he feel the CBS chief's wife is happy being married to him?
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answer: 1. Charlie Sheen
2. he was fired
3. his increasingly bizarre behavior
4. Jack Kerouac
5. Allen Ginsberg
6. Gibson
7. nude
8. keys to my gold."
9. Malibu Messiah
10. a warlock
11. Ustream.com
12. no
13. no
14. Chuck Lorre
15. Chuck Lorre
16. a worm
17. Chuck E. Cheese Ball
18. as plastic
19. narcissism and greed
20. no

question: "Is it possible for Brownie not to be glad to be back after a happy stay at my uncle's?"Miss Gauss asked Dad."It'll be all right. Give her a bit more to eat," he said in a low voice, without tearing his eyes from Brownie while his wife was busy packing Brownie's belongings, saying,"Brownie is not so cute as her younger brother, Spotty. Take care of the little thing when walking him."

It happened on the night of July 10th, 2013 before the Gausses took a trip to Hawaii. They entrusted their pet to me because they thought I was the first person they'd confide in. And another intention of theirs was that I had already trained Spotty into a wellknown pet in my community, which can act many tricks, such as "Sit down!" "Stand up!" "Give me your right hand!" "Turn around!" She can even sing, and, of course, that's just a strange sharp noise. Having seen them off, I took beautiful Brownie home in my arms, for fear that he would slip away.

_ so I tried many ways to be his friend, which made Spotty rather unhappy. They often fought a battle, seemingly to break my roof loose. Soon, Brownie turned out to be an agreeable family member. He was an endearing pet, often begging for comforts in my arms. I seized the chance to train him and he achieved a lot, which I texted Mr.Gauss. They were so overjoyed and decided to fly home ahead of time to see Brownie's qualitative change.

But,all this was thoroughly destroyed because of Brownie's death in a traffic accident. What a poor little creature!He was really dogged by bad luck, and he was saved from death shortly after his birth. For whatever reason,therefore, I was overwhelmed by feelings of guilt, which seemed to run most deeply in me.

The best way to cheer ourselves up is to try first to cheer somebody else up. That will be an everlasting pain in my heart, a wound that does not heal.
1. Who died in an auto accident?
2. When?
3. Did she have any brothers?
4. What was his name?
5. Did the sibling know any commands?
6. Like what?
7. What kind of animal is he?
8. What's the best action to make someone feel better?
9. Why?
10. Who did the main character message on the phone?
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answer: 1. Brownie
2. July 10th, 2013
3. younger brother,
4. Spotty
5. Yes
6. Sit down!" "Stand up!" "Give me your right hand!"
7. Dog
8. Cheer up others first
9. To heal the pain
10. Mr.Gauss

question: It was finally summer vacation, and Josh was excited to go to his favorite place. He was heading to Florida, to visit his Grandma and Grandpa. Josh spends every summer there, and this summer would be no different! In the mornings, Josh and Grandma would plant cucumbers, tomatoes, and carrots in the ground. After they would be planted, they would water and weed the garden every day. In the afternoons, Grandpa would take Josh out on the ocean in his sailboat which was named "Sea girl." Josh loved "Sea girl" and his favorite part was smelling the salty ocean air. Sometimes Josh and Grandpa would go to a beach and make sandcastles, or start digging until they found buried sea shells or other treasures. At night, Grandma and Grandpa would make dinner and they would eat outside by the pool. On special nights, Josh got to get ice cream for dessert. A lot of times, Grandma made dinner dishes that included the vegetables Josh and Grandma were growing. It was his favorite time of year. Josh couldn't wait to leave tomorrow morning!
1. what was Josh's favorite place to go?
2. why?
3. when did he visit usually?
4. did he and his grandma do anything together?
5. what?
6. and after?
7. who was "sea girl"
8. when would they go out?
9. where would they go?
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answer:
1. Florida.
2. To visit his Grandma and Grandpa.
3. Summer.
4. Yes.
5. Plant cucumbers, tomatoes, and carrots in the ground.
6. They would water and weed the garden every day.
7. Grandpa's sailboat.
8. In the afternoons.
9. To a beach