Six hours went buy no love , I pulled out the harmonica and started yet another road jam . Seven hours went buy and I started considering heading back to the bush and calling it a day . I could see storms approaching and did n't much want to get wet all over again .

A: What would have happened if I did n't head to the bush soon ?

I have not been to this stadium before as the Eagles price me out of visiting . As I crossed the Walt Whitman I saw Citizens Bank Park illuminated . I assumed the Phils were playing a night game . I put on WIP and quickly realized the Phightins were ahead in the eighth .

A: What was the reason for my visit to the game ?

Whenever something out of the ordinary happens in the hospital , the person deemed responsible will be asked to write an ' incident report ' . Incidences like patient falling from bed , jump out of the window ( yes it has happened before ) , patients hitting doctors or vice versa ( * wink * alluding to a very recent incident in a hospital in KL ! ) etc etc .

A: What happens after an incident ?

It was also my friends ' bdays and there were cupcakes ( I had three ) and two cakes , which I have eaten most of each ! I just had five eggs and some cereal as the boy just left and I ca n't sleep so i do what I do best , eat . The thing is , John is really small . He is just a tiny guy . being with him makes me feel like an even bigger whale than i usually feel I am .

A:
how can the weight of the narrator be described ?