Problem: Write a positive (OPTIONS:
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A: This is a throw-back for sure; but you couldn't ask for a better place just to hang out and chill. I have enjoyed this place both times I have been now including most recently when I was there solo. The bartenders are efficient and friendly as is the wait staff. The drinks are well made and the food (I had the chicken quesadillas on my recent visit.) is really good. The fire pit at Fireside is pretty cool as are the comfy, curved bench/couch seating (with pillows). It's a place you can really kick back and enjoy your evening. You can just kick back relax, chill, and bask in the neon glow that is Fireside. It is certainly a favorite stand-by to drop in every time I come into town now.
Q: negative

A: Not a fan of this place AT ALL. The moment i walked in i knew i was going to hate this place. The outdoor patio is dated and needs a good power wash. Our waitress (Jennifer) was really really really hyper. Tone it down honey. She offered us the drink special, which was red or white sangria for $4 each; both my friend and I ordered the white. It was NOT sangria it was more like fruit juice and no fruit in the drink. LAME. I then ordered this "sex on the peach" and it was by far the worst drink I've ever had in my life, it was the strongest, almost undrinkable synthetic peach flavored drink on this earth. I took two sips and didn't touch it again. It sat on the table for 20 mins. I asked the waitress to take it off the bill and the management refused. Ticked me off. Spent $90 bucks on sh*t food. The sushi was flavorless and unexciting. The pork tacos tasted like wet dog, how they managed that was beyond me. Luckily I live clear across the country and I never have to go here again.
Problem: What would be an example of an positive (OPTIONS:
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Answer: THE Hotel is beautiful. The staff was very friendly and always willing to help and answer questions. If you looked lost or looked like you were looking for something, someone offered their assistance. The rooms are very nice. In fact; they are so nice that at times I didn't want to leave. Once thing that my wife and I find paramount to deciding whether I like a room or not is the bed. If the bed is uncomfortable I will not go back to the hotel. The beds at THE Hotel are very comfortable. This is a hotel that I will stay in again.
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Output: We saw this place walking one night from Breadfruit to The Roosevelt. Based on the reviews here, we didn't know what to expect. Even the hostess was surprised when we told her we read the Yelp reviews before our visit. What a fun place! We went about 6pm on weekday and there was plenty of happy hour left for us. And great prices too. We had a Volcano & Vegas rolls which we really liked. Then we tried the edamame shui mai. If you go, please try these as you won't be disappointed. The dipping sauce was sesame / mango. We also had the Orange Blossom, Sun Kiss and 22oz Asahi bomber. No way can you beat the happy hour prices for this sushi. We enjoyed our table. The metal chairs reminded me of the long forgotten Miracle Mile Deli. Great energy in this place. Can't wait to visit to try more of the menu.
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output: The ONLY reason this place gets stars is for the atmosphere. The restaurant itself is really nice, but that's where the positive review ends. The manager frequently answers these Yelp reviews, which I commend, by saying bad customer service is not the norm. Somehow I doubt that very much. There were extremely long lags between ordering drinks, putting in our food order and finally getting our entrees. Yes, they were busy, but that is not an excuse for slow or poor service. The waitresses were less than enthusiatic. They seemed just BLAH. Now for the food. After waiting 45 minutes just for the appetizer, finally it came. It was some kind of play on surf (steak) and turf (shrimp). The steak had good flavor and was cooked nicely, but you could tell it was a cheaper cut. It was SO fatty! The shrimp was just OK. Nothing I'd write to mom about. After that we probably waited another 10 minutes for the main dish. That means it took AN HOUR for our food to arrive. But I digress... I ordered the chicken fajitas. The chicken was so dry and so fatty, it was barely edible. I think they used dark meat and that's why it was on the fatty side. The tiny tortillas make it impossible to really fit much inside of them. Why even bother? The dish does not come with any accompaniments, like sour cream or cheese, like other restaurants offer. No, here they charge you extra for an entree that is already $12. Why not just include the cheese and sour cream and charge $14? That way your customers feel like they're getting their money's worth, because most of the dish was peppers and onions. If the chicken were actually good, I'd want more. The guacamole I paid extra for was bland and looked like it had been made using a mortar and pestil. It was not well incorporated. Oh, and the chips and salsa! I forgot. The 'salsa' is very watery and had a rather weird after taste. And I didn't like that it was served hot, either. It was like they pulverized peppers and tomatoes together in a food processor and forgot to add seasoning. Extremely bland. Now, how anyone can say this is the best Mexican food they've ever had, must have left their taste buds at home, but I guess to each their own, right? I really had high hopes for Lanero, but after this experience, I won't be back. For what they charge and the quality and value you get for the money, you're better off going to Chipotle where paying extra for guacamole is worth it.
Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A:
expensive. 1 star for the experience.