Write an article based on this "Check your cat's gums and teeth regularly. Get a cat toothpaste. Introduce your cat to the toothpaste. Get a toothbrush. Get your cat used to the toothbrush. Brush your cat's teeth. Take your cat to the vet."
article: They should be a healthy pink color, and its teeth should be white. If your cat's teeth are yellow or brown, they have a buildup of tartar and plaque. Give your cat dental treats designed to reduce plaque and tartar. Take your cat to the vet if you notice your cat has noticeably bad breath, or serious discoloration of gums and teeth. Vets can conduct an oral cleaning if necessary. Specially designed toothpastes just for cats are available at your local pet store. There are many flavors of cat toothpaste available like chicken, liver, and malt. Choose one you think your cat will like. If your cat doesn't like it, get a different one. Place a dab of toothpaste on your finger and let your cat lick it. Do this once a day for a few days to allow your cat to get used to the flavor and texture of the tooth paste. Do not put your finger in your cat's mouth. You could use a baby human toothbrush, or obtain a specially designed cat toothbrush from your local pet store. Alternately, you could work the toothpaste into the cat's mouth with a thin strip of gauze. If your cat is unwilling to have its teeth brushed, have a friend or partner hold them still by gently placing one hand on the cat's chest and another on its back. For a few days before actually brushing your cat's teeth, pull its lips back and just touch the brush to its teeth and gums. Reward your cat after doing so. Repeat for four or five days. Choose a time once each day when you and your cat are both relaxed. Place a small dab of toothpaste on your strip of gauze or the end of your cat toothbrush and work it gently around your cat's teeth in small circular motions. The teeth should have their entire surface brushed to a point just below the gum margin. Reward your cat after brushing with a yummy treat. Do not brush directly on the gums. Check for loose teeth while brushing your cat's teeth. If you detect any, contact your vet for an appointment. Your vet should examine your cat's teeth at least twice each year during regular checkups. Vets are specially trained to look for problems with cat teeth that you might not see. Some vets will brush your cat's teeth as part of a regular checkup routine. If they do not, or if you don't want to brush your cat's teeth yourself, you can typically get the vet to clean its teeth for an added fee.

Write an article based on this "Learn some jokes. Find the humor in commonalities. Surround yourself with funny people. Practice. Be careful not to offend people."
article: Sharing humor with others can be a great way to connect. If you want to bring some humor to social functions, learn a few basic jokes. You can also look for humorous pictures, witty statements, and funny internet memes to share with others. Look for things that go with your style of humor. For example, try something like this: What do you call a line of rabbits walking backward? A receding hare line. What did the football coach say to the broken vending machine? Give me my quarterback! People tend to laugh at jokes that deal with their situations, where they live, or their beliefs. Make a light joke about the weather or the city you live in to break the ice with people. If you are in the same business, make a joke about that profession. When looking for something to say, comment on the weather. For example, "If it doesn't stop snowing, I'm going to have to ski to work." Think about your funny friends. How do they slip humor into the conversation? What kinds of jokes do they make? Check out stand up comedians or watch videos online. Focus on their delivery, the topics, and how they turn the everyday into something humorous. Observe the people in your life that you consider funny, and determine what it is you like about their humor that you can add to your own. Practice making jokes so you can improve and become more natural. Start by using humor with trusted family and friends. Tell them your goal and ask them to be honest with you. Listen to them if they tell you that your jokes need improvement. As you become more comfortable, expand your comfort zone by inserting humor into conversations with people not as close to you. As you develop your sense of humor, think about the context. Do you get offended easily when people are making jokes? Whether you are telling jokes or laughing at jokes, you want to be careful not to offend anyone or hurt their feelings. Having a sense of humor means you approach life with a good-natured attitude. You don't use others to get a laugh, and you don't laugh when people make fun of others. If you are telling jokes, think about context. Is this an appropriate joke for work, a date, or the group of people you are with? Will it offend someone? Know the difference between punching up and punching down. Punching up challenges the status quo by poking at a powerful group. Punching down reinforces the status quo by making fun of a vulnerable or oppressed group. Racist, sexist, and crude humor can be extremely offensive. Joking about a person's religion, political belief, and other belief systems may also cross into offensive territory. Save the tasteless, offensive jokes for your head or for those "anything goes" friends. Put-down humor or aggressive humor is used to criticize and manipulate through teasing, sarcasm, and ridicule. This can be funny when directed at public figures, but can be extremely hurtful if used against friends and take a toll on personal relationships.

Write an article based on this "Pay attention to inflammation, redness, and warmth. Observe a central area that is swollen and potentially filled with pus. Report sensitivity and pain to touch the skin. Feel a heat or warmth radiating from the infected area."
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These are the tell-tale sign of cellulitis. Inflammation, redness, and warmth in the affected region of your body will likely be the first signs of infection. Patients should monitor their infection closely. Consider: Inflammation and redness might occur after some pain at the point of infection. Once you notice inflammation and redness at the point of infection, you should monitor it closely as the infection can spread very quickly. If the infection turns from red to a purple or violet color and expands, you should see a doctor as soon as possible. A good indication of cellulitis is that we can observe a central area the initial place of infection that is abscessed and swollen. This initial place of infection is often filled with pus. Treatment might, in some cases, demand that the abscess is drained. Many patients inflicted by cellulitis report sensitivity to the infected area if touched. While this sensitivity or pain might be minimal at first, it can quickly develop into a much more intense level of pain and discomfort. If your pain increases in intensity quickly, contact a medical professional. A common symptom of cellulitis is that the infected area is warm or even hot to the touch. At first this warmth might seem like nothing, but it can quickly escalate and cause discomfort to the patient. In addition, heat or warmth radiating from the infected area is an indication that the infection is spreading and expanding, possibly becoming systemic.