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An example of an negative review: Avoid this restaurant at all costs - because that is all it will do COST. We went with a group of eight and the bill was insane for insanely small portions. I ordered the 20 vegetable fried rice with chicken. The vegetables must have been diced to a miniscule size, because I couldn't find all those vegetables AND at $34 with tax and tip - not worth it. The tacos are also so small- 2 bites. Our friends ordered dessert and I laughed out loud when the waiter put it down. It was a tablespoon sized portion. The total bill came to about $400 and we were STILL hungry. I've had amazing meals at commes ca and Milos both at the Cosmopolitan. This restaurant was embarrassingly expensive and of inferior quality and can't even be discussed in the same breath. Oh by the way everyone at our table had no problem spending a lot on a good mean, which we did the following night at Milos. We just don't like being robbed for a shit meal.

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An example of an positive review: The care and attention afforded to horses at Bridlewood is second to none. I am of the opinion that there is not a better place to keep a horse in all of Las Vegas.

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An example of an negative review: I liked the fab ambience that had mostly been achieved (but for the flat-screens playing sports :P), but this place disappointed in most other respects. The $10 bottomless bubbles were some cheap variety, and the OJ used in mimosas was Sunny D or something in that league. Then there was the food. The pumpkin french toast sounded promising, but the bread tasted stale and hadn't really absorbed much flavor, and had been topped off with canned fruit. My sister's omelette was bland and appeared to have been microwaved. Unforch, the service didn't much compensate for the bad food or drinks either. Nobody even came around to offer the supposed bottomless bubbles until we were done consuming whatever we could stomach. The crowd primarily consisted of overgrown frat boys and blonde women with too much plastic surgery. The live music was a good touch.

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An example of an positive review: One of the best lunch spots in charlotte. Great specials and allways fresh. Not impressive on outside but staff is awesome and food is some of the beat around.