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Output: Absolutely fabulous restaurant! One of the best of the best I have ever been. The service was impeccable. We can't wait to come back next time we are in Vegas!

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Output: On a recent trip to Vega$, I decided to try some local restaurants off "the Strip" for a change...partly to experience something new & also because it was a Sat & I detest the "weekend & holiday" price gouging at the casinos. How dare you take such beautiful words as an excuse to jack the price of the buffet line when it's the same weekday food anyway! Driving down Trop Ave I noticed the banner hanging out front proudly mentioning a "Best of Las Vegas" award (albeit from 2010)...but would standards change in that short a time? Maybe this raised my expectations. I arrived bout 11:30am & was given the lunch specials menu insert, but decided I would try some breakfast since it was still late morning. Selection was sorta limited...there were two choices. Chorizo & eggs & Hueveos Rancheros. OK, not many choices, but granted they don't open til 11am, so demand for break is probably minimal. Got the Huevos Ranch. Just two (small to med sized) eggs on a tortilla...would it break to bank for the ownership to put large or XL eggs on a dish that costs 10 bucks w/tax? And on the side (Wait for It!) some beans (refried) Rice? no. Sour Cream? no. Some cheese sprinkled on the pintos? no. Maybe a lettuce & tomato garnish on the side? no. And maybe a pipe dream of a real ranchera sauce stead of the lame canned salsa? I told the waitress I needed some rice & she obliged...but it was kinda crunchy. Ok guess the cook hadn't had a chance to cook some fresh stuff for the day & just grabbed what was left from the night before (albeit dried out enough that you could hurt your teeth.) Even though she didn't charge me for brittle rice, the bill came to nearly 30 bucks w/tax & tip for the huevos, guacamole (3) coffee (3), & albondigas soup (Carrots? no. Sprig of celery? no. Mex chayote squash? pipe dream.) Granted the cook didn't have a total aversion to vegetables...the soup bowl had the equivalent of one onion ring in it. Not that there's anything wrong w/ dropping 30 for breakfast for one(well maybe there is, but that's a different discussion) but it shouldn't have the minimal garnishments & burnt tasting coffee in one of the supposed culinary capitals of the country.

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Output: For watching my daughter play club volleyball here has to be one of the worst places for parents. The volleyball courts are set up in the roller hockey rink, so you watch the volleyball behind the glass. Trying to take pictures of your daughter is a difficult task and you could never get very close. Proximity of the location is in North Tucson, from our house in Scottsdale it is close to 50 miles. Does have a decent snack bar which is about the only available food place

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Best Mediterranean salad w chicken on the planet. I moved to San Francisco and have yet to find a salad I am as passionate about as this one. Also they used to have this flatbread w corn and goat cheese that was to die for. Their bread and pesto is also dank. 5 stahssss!