Problem: Oh man . So I was all nervous about yesterday , hanging out with the boy I like . He cancelled , lmao just like I knew he would . He IMed me giving me like three excuses and I ' m like " you know what ?

What may be the reason for the cancellations ?

A: The boy does n't want to stick to their plans .

Problem: Not because of anything else , but you would smile because of me . You would smile for me . I miss you , but yet I know I ca n't . Because you no longer belong to me .

Why does the other person no longer belong to the narrator ?

A: The other person is seeing someone else .

Problem: I fought back and probably did more damage than they did . I already have tons of bruises and cuts and such because of self - abuse so it would n't prove anything . The cops probably would n't do shit anyways , I mean it 's fuckin Wilco cops ... and I ' m sure they would n't believe me .

What kind of cops are Wilco cops ?

A:
They are lazy .