Input: What would be an example of an negative review?

An example of an negative review: Absolutely horrible experience. We were seated and drink order was taken by that person. Few mins later drinks were dropped off by a different person who said waitress would be over to take our order. Then 10 mins later someone came over and asked us if we wanted appetizers which we did and ordered Crab Rangoons and Spare Ribs. This person said someone would be back to take our order. Never happened. The apps came out and the guy said again someone would come take our order. So we ate our apps and still no one. No one even acknowledged us, I had to flag someone down and I said "I think our waitress has forgotten about us..." The man says "what you want" ummm to order? Hes like "Yes, what you want just staring at us, no smile or apology. So we ordered and got our food about 10 mins later. Had to wait forever for our check. I think we had a different server every time someone stopped by. The Crab Rangoons were simply not Crab Rangoons. There was no cream cheese flavor whatsoever. I am not sure what they were, but not what I was expecting. The Shrimp Fried Rice tasted ok but the Shrimps were full of poo. Not deveined and completely packed with poo. Just disgusting. Wonton soup flavor was good but the actual wontons must have had a teaspoon of ginger in them. Strong and not really what I was expecting in a wonton...Whole dinner sucked. To top it off there was vomit all over the womens bathroom floor. No idea why this place was full. Many great chinese restaurants around, this is not one.

Input: What would be an example of an positive review?

An example of an positive review: I am taking a star away sadly :( We went in this past Monday. I order my usual, a Stella. I am told they no longer have that on tap and wasnt offered a bottle, so I am not sure if they carry it anymore. :( This makes kiki a sad lady. We were starving so we started with an app. We waited over 20-30 minutes for our app to come out. The place wasnt busy at all and there were multiple waitresses. We actually had forgotten we ordered the app when it did finally come out. It took another 20 minutes for our order to come out. Not sure what was going on there. The food was just as fantastic as always!

Input: What would be an example of an negative review?

An example of an negative review: Location is tricky, We walked past it as we went up and on the overpass. It is around the corner on street level. The place looks new, nice and clean. We ordered chicken parm and eggplant parm. It came out Really really fast. It came out SO fast that it wasn't hot in the middle. The eggplant had cheese in the middle that wasn't melted. We sent it back and they did add some more pasta, cheese and sauce. They did give nice bread on the table. The service was good and friendly. It seemed to be family owned or at least run. That for the strip is nice to see. Maybe with a few tweeks in the kitchen this place could be great. It seems that they have a walk up counter for pizza, salad and pasta. There were more people at that then the sit down part.

Input: What would be an example of an positive review?
An example of an positive review: Awesome food!! Must try