Problem: We felt this addressed our tendency to hang on to failing relationships -- ones we knew would never be right for us -- or decide to date someone just because we thought we would never get another offer . Never . Most people in that part of the country married their high school sweethearts so at the ripe old age of nineteen , I had passed my prime . Hopes of getting a date were pretty slim ( about as likely as my acceptance to WWF training camp * giggles * ) .

Why is the narrator so down on themselves ?

A: They feel they are going to die alone .

Problem: So I learned quite a bit on what to look for in a show bird during the small amount of time I spoke with him . Being that this was my first pigeon show , i did n't think they would place that well . Its funny that the birds I paid more for placed last . Yet The two I picked up for real cheap at the sale barn won .

What will you do next time you decide to enter a bird contest ?

A: I will consider the sale barn as a good resource for finding talented and exceptional birds

Problem: I do n't know what the deal is this summer with animals in need falling into my lap . This past Saturday as I was going to anime club , I saw a very croggled - looking dove sitting in the middle of the entrance to the parking lot . When I approached her * on foot she did n't even really try to get away from me , unless you count " getting up and toddling a couple steps while looking over her shoulder " as " trying to get away . "

Where is the narrator going to go after the conversation ?

A:
None of the above choices .