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Output: Wish I could write a good review, but I can't. The decor is cute, loud and a bit obnoxious when you keep looking at it. The fountains are beautiful, though. The night started out great.... nice table, early reservations and not too many people in the dining room. The service was good, although the food lacked flavor and was somewhat good on paper, but not good for eating. I really thought that the food was going to be superb as they are related to Le Cirque, but the food was not good at all. Nothing to write home about for sure! We started with the lobster, crab and asparagus, creme fraiche pizza.... soggy crust and bits of lobster and a watery crab mixture... yuck. Then heirloom tomato with shrimp with borgata cheese - a big cheesy mess, rabbit loin stuffed with sausage - mediocre, but not delicious. Entrees were the octopus and calamari stew - alot of seafood, but a bland broth. My partner had the Swordfish Putanesca. The fish was all chopped up in little pieces and served with spaghetti. Even Maggianos serves better italian cuisine. The best part of the meal was the Italian doughnuts and the panna cotta. I do have to say, the service was good. It was better than some other high end restaurants. It is just too bad the food does not match the service.

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Output: OH BOY this place is F-U-N! Fun for someone who likes shopping for home stuff, and that someone is ME! They have pretty good sales too. One great item that I have not see any other place are the glass drinking jars that have lids so these glasses turn into great "tupperware" without the carcinogens being released when placed in the microwave. They are great for single serve chili and soups. The staff is usually very helpful and friendly at C & B too, willing to help you look for something specific and they sure do have specifics. Especially in the kitchen wares department. We registered here for our wedding and were very happy with our decision. After your wedding, they send you a 10% off completion of your gift registry coupon. This is great for all the gift cards you'll receive. And apparently they send you another one on your year anniversary. A good place to buy furniture after your Target/Ikea days are over.

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Output: I'm happy to say Mendota Lake House B&B is getting my very first Yelp review. It's well deserved. I have stayed here two summers in a row and David and Bob have made some major improvements since taking it over. I have stayed in the Oscar Wilde room and the James Baldwin room. The house is very spacious with multiple sitting areas for guests, the garden in the front of the house is breathtaking, the beds are comfortable, the towels are super soft, the soap and shampoo products they use are all natural, the breakfast is simple (scones, cheese, bagels, yogurt, coffee, etc) and it is all organic and/or locally sourced. It's evident that David and Bob really care about taking care of their guests. We will stay here every time we are in Madison!

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This location sucks. Products everywhere, dirty store, lack of products for certain brands. Especially in the NYX cosmetics section. Packages were opened, fresh new lipsticks ruined because some idiot forcfully smashed the cap on it, and there were hardly any products left. I know Ulta is Sephora's ugly step sister but I much prefer to go to Sephora than this place. Most high end products (cosmetics, skincare, fragrances, body care, hair products) are sold at Sephora anyways. What's the point of Ulta? I know they have brands like Revlon, Covergirl, Maybelline etc...etc... but umm...that's what drugstores are for. Only reason why I came here was for the brand Essence. I went to purchase a dupe lipgloss for NARS Turkish Delight.