question: She quickly snatched the phone out of my hand and cursed me hysterically , screaming that I should never touch her personal property , then accused me of trying to spy on her . Anyway , I have never broached the subject with my wife . I think deep down I just did n't want to know the truth , but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her .
Q: What may happen while the phone is being taken away ?

answer: I might get slapped

question: People , I was abducted . Quite an unfortunate mishap . I was sleeping in my home , and then bam ! I wake up in some kind of celestial prison .
Q: How might some people explain away my experience of being abducted ?

answer: Some people might explain away my abduction as a dream .

question: This is hard stuff . My feet are sore and ripped up and CJ and Greg are constantly falling asleep , as am I. That 's part of the fun though . From Amsterdam , we are off to Geneva , Switzerland .
Q: What happened before we arrived in Amsterdam ?

answer:
We decided to take a trip around Europe .