Given the task definition and input, reply with output. In this task, five ordered key facts are given. All the given facts are expressed in natural language. Your job is to generate a story 100 to 1000 words long, that includes all the facts given as input in their order of appearance while expanding upon them to produce a broader, yet coherent, narrative.

Fact1: Percy is released to cover absences in gaol, Fact2: Florence take him to achieve goal same duration as Percy 's latest sentence, Fact3: Colin is called to bar, Fact4: Retirement to cottage on south coast of England is not enough to keep Percy out of mischief, Fact5: judge dismisses it leaving Percy 's trial for next day
Percy Brand is a crook, a veteran of various cons and schemes. Unfortunately, he is regularly sent to prison by judge Sir Edward Crichton. That does not bother Percy too much, but what does concern him is that his son, Colin, does not discover what his dad does for a living. Percy tells him tales about being a missionary in China when he is released in 1938, a military chaplain in North Africa in 1941, and a freed prisoner of war in 1946 to cover his absences in gaol. While Percy is away, Colin is cared for by Aunt Florence. When Colin grows up, he chooses to become a barrister. By coincidence, it will take him seven years to achieve his goal, the same duration as Percys latest sentence. When Percy is freed, he arrives just after Colin is called to the bar. Colin informs him that he has secured a position as an unpaid marshal, i.e. an aide, to a judge to gain experience, and not just to any judge, but to Percys nemesis, Edward Crichton. Percy decides to retire from his life of crime rather than risk coming into court and finding Colin there. Retirement to a cottage on the south coast of England is not enough to keep Percy and Florence out of mischief. He hears about the smuggling that took place before the conscientious Police Sergeant Bolton arrived. Soon Percy is bringing in brandy from France, hidden inside sharks he catches. Then an old acquaintance, Major Proudfoot, comes to see him. Proudfoot has planted a story that an explorer was murdered and robbed of 100,000 quid of emeralds he found in Brazil. Now he has a buyer lined up for the nonexistent jewels, which he wants Percy to pretend to smuggle in. Percy has a better idea, involving fake policemen and himself as a customs officer, but the plan goes awry when Judge Crichton arrives to meet his wife, returning from a trip abroad. Percy manages to steal a launch, but is eventually caught. To compound his misfortune, he is to be tried by Crichton, a lastminute substitute for a judge afflicted with gout. Florence comes up with the idea to add a fake case to the docket to occupy Crichtons remaining time on that particular circuit court, with the assistance of Percys friends and associates. Mary Cooper brings her publican husband into court over a slander repeatedly uttered by their pet parrot. However, the judge becomes fed up with the case and finally dismisses it, leaving Percys trial for the next day. The gang then try to frame Crichton for smuggling, planting contraband in the car they arrange for the judge and Colin to take that night and then making an anonymous call to tip off the customs agents. Crichton decides to take a walk first, and he and Colin get lost. They inadvertently trigger a burglar alarm when they reach a house and are taken at gunpoint to the police station. Colin later confesses in order to try to straighten things out, but is not in time to prevent the judge and Percy from being driven in the same van to the assizes. Along the way, Percy confesses everything to Crichton, who is amused. He sends Colin on an errand. Thus when Percy is brought into the courtroom, Colin is absent. The judge then recuses himself, as he has had social contact with the defendant, leaving Colin none the wiser. Out on bail, Percy bids farewell to Colin, telling him that he has come out of retirement for one more trip.