Goal:
Soothe a painful sunburn.
Answer:
Wait until brewed tea bag is cool, then apply on burn.

Goal:
How can I keep an oar that I am tracing from moving around?
Answer:
Pound a couple nails around the oar.

Goal:
To install a sound bar for your television.
Answer:
Plug the sound bar into the proper audio out ports, opitcal audio out is best.

Goal:
How to add bacon fat to wood.
Answer:
On a tray, dump the bacon fat onto the wood. Let the wood absorb the bacon fat. Move wood around to ensure it is coated.