Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: The whole fucking staff is loud and ghetto in this jail. They act more ghetto then all the hookers they have booked in jail LMFAO
Q: positive

A: Pretty good and cozy Place for casual dinning.... Steak and lobster bisque soup were really great!!!
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer: With so many great pizza options in Ahwatukee, and throughout the rest of the valley, it surprises me that Mellow Mushroom thrives and survives. We did not enjoy our pizzas - they were under cooked, soggy, and the toppings were low quality. Totally not worth the money! Two stars for good service and a nice beer selection.
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Output: $2.00 ice cream sandwich. NEED I say more?! Located towards the south end of Mill in downtown Tempe, just north of the shell that used to be Borders. This place is awesome. We were greeted by the owner when we walked into this tiny shop, and she is super nice. We asked ourselves, "Do we want a couple scoops in a cup or a cone or *suddenly distracted* $2.00 ice cream sandwich?! Sold." For 2 bucks you have your choice of 2 cookies and a large scoop of Dreyers ice cream, they do the rest. AND the tax is rolled into the price! Its literally *just* 2 dollars! The rest of my group went w/ typical choices ( 2 chocolate chip cookies w/ a scoop of peanut butter cup ice cream, 2 mint chip cookies w/ mint chocolate chip ice cream, etc) but Im a daredevil. A wild card. I opted for a snickerdoodle, and mint chip as the bases for my creation w/ a scoop of rocky road in the middle. The cookies aer all homemade, delicious, and super soft and chewy. Paired w/ Dreyers ice cream (Edys for you east coast transplants), its definitely a winner.
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output: Me and my family went to our seat and we got 3 different waiter comin from left to right...like really? Plus I don't know what going on here it wasn't pack that night we was there cuz we were waiting for a long time (an hour) to get our food. The taste of the food was ok, it seem like it been sitting out for a while even though it look beautiful. It a sport bar + restaurant w/ ton of flat screen everywhere which is cool. They got outdoor seating area. But overall it a no from me, sorry.
Q: negative

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Disappointing. I've enjoyed the Henderson location most. The E. Desert Inn location is also off. But the W. Flamingo is just "not great". The taco salad at lunch today was the worst in memory - no flavor - simply thrown together. Cabbage to fill the lettuce. Not much tomato. Not a spec of cilantro or onion. The chicken was gawd awful. Service staff was working hard, but without good effect. From Henderson, I got the impression this group was run by a nice family and had their management chops down. I'm afraid not. Alternatives abound.