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Output: The line is ridiculous. The cannolis were already filled so it wasn't as crunchy/crispy as I would want them to be but at least it wasn't soggy. I expected more from the lobster tail since I got them right as they "came out" but, I guess that's what I get for not visiting the Hoboken location... The cheesecakes were meh. I was pretty disappointed. I watched all 7 season of Cake Boss just to be this disappointed.. so sad.

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Output: I've been here three times over two summers (2013 and 2014), and only had received good food once. The first time around (July 2013) I had the Grilled Chicken Panini, which was incredibly soggy from the pesto and cheese. One week ago I had a Reuben, and while it was pretty solid, it also wasn't anything particularly special. Yesterday I ordered the "Famous" Salmon Burger, and it came in around 3-5 minutes. Huge red flag; it was very obviously frozen. Extremely bland, not fresh (smelled far too fishy for fresh salmon), just meh. The roasted red pepper mayo wasn't that great, either. The fries are alright, though they're extremely greasy. I could see this place succeeding if the food was cheaper, but the prices here are absolutely outrageous for the quality of food.

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Output: I wanted to like this place so badly, and I was actually thinking of giving it a second chance before writing this review. But the more I thought about it, the more I realized that I do not want to come here again. First of all, I've never eaten Taiwanese food before and I didn't really know what to order off their very extensive menu. The first waitress couldn't help us bc she didn't speak English. The second waitress was just generally unhlepful in making recommendations or explaining what the different dishes were. We ended up ordered a squid and vegetable dish and a kung pao chicken dish. They took SOOOOO long to come out! After 20 minutes of waiting we find out that there is a problem with the rice cooker sothat's why everything is taking so long. Finally, after 30+ minutes the squid dish comes out. The "vegetables" in the dish were JUST cabbage. And the squid was just the frozen, pre-cut kind that you can buy at the store. The kung pao chicken was slightly better and in a very flavorful, savory sauce. But the rice was still soggy when it came out, even though it took 45 minutes for us to get it. so yeah, I wanted to like this place and I always root for independent small business owners, but this place was just not good enough to warrant a second visit.

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I came into this office tonight for an abscess tooth. I have had a few so I know the difference. The pain is unbearable and your gums form a pocket after you have had a cavity for some while. I don't have insurance and I do not have 50 or would've went to a dentist. Let me add I came in for antibiotics, not hard core pills. Let me say this place is horrible! After claiming I have gingivitis from the female doctor on staff at 7:30 at night to not giving me a prescription because I wouldn't pay 50 is basically holding it hostage. I could understand if I was trying to get Vicodin but an antibiotic? The lady in charge of billing kicked me out! I will be going to the director having a law background I know that UMC has a sign on the wall stating that they will help everyone. What they're forgot at the bottom is anyone with money. By the way already at another hospital and have been seen and what so you know I have an abscess tooth, not gingivitis. You will have to pay a copay if they find you as not an emergency, which gingivitis would be considered as not an emergency. The nurse there who has blonde hair I will be writing the director for her because she belongs in a way better environment. Gingivitis is where all your gums are inflamed and your gums are bleeding.