Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Example Input: Someone shuts his door and starts his car. Someone
Example Output: takes down the car's empty tire.

Example Input: A guard in uniform is posted by the door, looking reprovingly at the two or three people trying to get a glance into the room. The Police Guard, carrying the blanket,
Example Output: is batting the rest of the video.

Example Input: She recognizes someone again and is not happy to see him. The Secretary
Example Output:
looks after him, frowning that she is lacy.