Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Ex Input:
He closes the curtains, collapses on the bed, on top of the covers, inert. Someone

Ex Output:
he fiddles with his leg bleeding.

Ex Input:
A woman walks on front the players. Suddenly, a man

Ex Output:
raises them back on chairs in front of the white court.

Ex Input:
From Wennerstrom, it reads, Can somebody please explain to me what the fuck is going on with these two assholes?. Moving a box of research materials someone

Ex Output:
catches someone's eye on the light inside a coat float.