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Output: Small club with a line outside and the cover is too high. There was a wait outside but when we got in the club was probably half full. I know a lot of places do this but it is definitely annoying. Music was good if you like new and old school hip hop. I'd consider this a mid to low level club now compared to the rest.

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Output: They do great eyebrows but every time I go, they're closed. Very frustrating when I was excited about having a place close to home.

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Output: stopped in here without reading any reviews because we were in the area and it had nice outdoor seating. okay so first off the service was kinda bad. we waited for a while for someone to come over and greet us, and even longer for him to come back and take our orders. apparently they all split tips and worked together, so you can ask anyone to help you. but the food was a huge disappointment. I got a soup and half sandwich and the soup was amazing. the sandwich... okay. first they told me I had to get it with cream cheese, and if I didn't all the other toppings would just fall out. so fine, cream cheese. I ordered it with chicken, which i thought meant chicken deli meat. wrong, chicken means CHICKEN SALAD, which I don't eat. I told this to another server (because my waiter never came over to check on us) and she just brought me another plate to take the chicken salad off the sandwich. but it was covered in mayo (which is the reason I don't eat chicken salad) so it was kinda pointless, plus I wanted a real sandwich not a veggie one. so I just didn't eat my sandwich at all. we waited forever for our check, but finally we stopped someone and they then explained they all work together and we pay at the register. overall, it was horrible service, and a horrible sandwich (my boyfriends, which he did eat, he was unhappy with as well). maybe it would be better if the menu was clearer and they were up front about how they served, but I'd still think they should have checked on us or at least offered another sandwich or something, rather than a plate to take the chicken salad that I didn't know would be there based on the "add chicken" option on the menu. I would NEVER go back, and hopefully if you do go this all was sufficient warning :)

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3 stars for the food and -2 for the service. They have pathetic service and a shameless staff.