Problem: Write a positive yelp review.
A: I came here with a group of Eliters after Thursdays OYE.. what better way to get to know a new group of people than through Karaoke? You find out whose shy, whose got shitty taste in music, whose heart is broken, whose the attention whore, and whose that fucking guy in the corner anyway? We were all previously sauced up, so why stop now? You have to be saucy for Karaoke. Drinks all around. We were also all full.. so no one ate anything, so I have no idea what the food is like, but apparently its good shit. All I can say is that there was a rockin' selection of tunes to choose from, an eclectic mix of people, adequate seating, full bar, and BONGOS. Fyes. I can assure you I made an ass out of myself, multiple times, but hey.. I had a damn good time doing it. Totally recommend this spot for you to do the same.

Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A: Just when you thought you can trust a local for advice on nice restaurants, she leads you the wrong way... The counter girl at the spa suggested Malee when I inquired about a nice place to dine at. So, I dragged my coworker to probably one of the worst Thai restaurants I have ever been to in terms of food quality and ruin my foodie reputation. The first signs should be been telling. No Thai or even Asian host or hostess to guide you to the table and this place looked too fancy for some authentic Thai food. And surely enough, the food sucked! My Pad Thai tasted like Thai rice noodles with barbeque sauce. It was nasty and I am not one to consume unnecessary calories. So, I stared at my Pad Thai for the next 30 minutes as my coworker continued to consume his not-so-spectacular duck curry. Needless to say, I'm definitely crossing Malee off my list.

Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A:
Pros: * all the wine you can drink *"cappuccino" chocolate, hazelnut flavored coffee with whipped cream is yummy. *meatballs were tender and tasty * cannolis were super sweet but yummy * garlic bread was actual garlic bread Cons: * salad was drowning in italian dressing * spaghetti tasted like noodles in tomato catsup.