Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Wearing a white suit, someone walks up with a line of staff all holding up umbrellas. Now dressed, someone
steps downstairs and kisses someone on her belly.

Someone just smiles, sits down at the desk, things already not going too well, about to get worse. Someone
paints her bedroom window with a tea towel.

They look sadly at each other and she gets out of the car. He
is unconscious in a chair.