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An example of an negative review: I was raised in Miami with a Cuban mother so I think I have enough grounds to say that if you are looking for good Cuban food...this is not the place. The food was tasteless, not authentic and way over priced. 3 croquetas (tiny ones and def not Cuabn) were $5.50 Dinner was $63 for my wife and I. we left hungry and dissapointed. :(

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An example of an negative review: COCKROACH! Oh, Carraba's. I've always like their food and their service, but don't have the stomach to ever return to this location. On my recommendation, the family came here for my mother's bday dinner in mid-July. (Luckily) before our food arrived, something caught my eye on the half wall directly above the infant carrier. In the middle of the restaurant at peak dining time, there was a roach. I pulled the carrier away quickly and my fiance killed it with a napkin. Roaches are possibly the most disgusting thing on the planet that I can think of. I may have a roach phobia, if that's possible. Anyway, we discreetly told the server who, to his credit, was incredibly alarmed and handled it beautifully. He immediately went to his manager (we watched). That's when it went wrong. We waited for probably 10-15min for the manager to come over. He followed protocol and told us our entire table tab is free. He also offered to still serve us our food or send it home with us. Uh, no thanks. But then he asked for an address, giving the reason that the pest control company likes to contact us when this occurs. This made us wonder about the frequency of this occurrence, so we asked him if this happens often. If there is a time to lie buddy, it's now, but I'm not sure he did. He said, "Well I don't want to say it's often, but it does happen." Then he followed it up with a list of reasons why it happens---they come in on the boxes, etc. This didn't make the situation better. Then he told us they usually only see the roaches when they turn the lights on in the kitchen. I know restaurant kitchens usually have some roaches and it's a controlled situation, but he made it sound like Joe's Apartment, and this roach didn't even talk to me. To finish this long story, I purposely waited to write this review to see if the pest control company would contact us. We never heard from Carraba's again or their mystery pest control company, and a roach out in the middle of a bunch of people in the early evening is a sign that there are probably many many more everywhere else. Too bad for the servers of Carraba's--they really are top notch. We moved nearby to Charleston's, and they were so good they gained our repeat business.

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An example of an negative review: #1?! Really? Have you been there? First off there is not enough parking, the sidewalk to enter the park takes you on a hefty hike AROUND the rolling hills, so if you have a dog that is in a hurry to get to his favorite place be ready for a long walk. Next, lets look at the "wonderful" lake with poor circulation and filtering that is always filthy and covered in film. Ther is NEVER any tennis balls or toys left there either. I have left some several times but they are never there after cleaning. Next, the grass...or the LACK THERE OF! The place is COVERED in mud and has NO TREES! This picture you provide shows the area around the dog park and is about a year old if not more. In AZ can you imagine no shade anywhere. Besides the few benches away from the main play area with one cover, there is no shade anywhere or coming soon due to the trees all dying off. The biggest complaint still has to be the mud and lack of shade. They close this park every August to "improve it" and all everyone wanted was shade and GRASS, so the park stayed closed all August for us to return just this morning to...MUD and NO SHADE. You can't even tell what they did if anything besides take out the dead trees (still leaving two) and watering the mud. This is NOT the best dog park by any means. The rolling hills makes your walks rather tiring, the sidewalks dont even go in the more fun areas, there are ants all over the tables and benches as well as spiderwebs from there lack of use, and there is no grass except in places where you are not supposed to walk your dogs. Someone that actually visits this park should try visiting it more often, or looking at the other parks in the area like Virgina and Greenfield or the Scottsdale Park.

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An example of an positive review: I love this restaurant! The hummus with pine nuts and with chicken (or without) is to die for! I love hummus, and this is so good! I have also eaten their schwarma pits (fried garbonzo beans in a pita) which is equally delicious. Yum! I have also had a small lunch pizza with spinach, pesto, goat cheese, and tomatos. Yum! All in all this place has great food, and In have always had great service, and delicious food. It is very fun and consistent. I will always go back!