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Output: Not impressed. Although it was a Saturday night (11/10/12 - 7:00 p.m.) and we did expect a wait, I was not prepared for a rude hostess when I after 30 minutes of a 40 minute expected wait time I was told I still have 10 minutes as she initially told me. I was simply wondering where on the list we might be falling as I saw people being seated rather quickly. Seating seemed to be a problem as we were called and then left standing in the walkway with no 'seaters' available. Then, as the group doing this task arrived, it appeared something else was much more important in conversation rather than seating four people who were just told it was their turn. Although, the group selected AFTERWARDS were seated promptly. I ordered the 10 oz Ribeye and honestly, I could have selected better. This meal was full of gristle and not prepared to my liking in the slightest bit. The vegetable serving was completely overcooked. I truly am not a fan of this place and where I live - there are hundreds of other steakhouse choices that I will be visiting instead.

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Output: I've never had a patch of my eyebrows waxed off, but I can proudly say that after almost 7 months of re-growing that heinous empty spot, I now have. Place isn't as clean as I like my nail salons to be and wait times are excessive as it seems like they are understaffed. Not that I expect nail salons to have a 'welcoming' environment since after all, we're Asian, but definitely not a place to come and bring family or friends. Space is limited and you just get that weird Dark Shadows vibe. Take the time to drive somewhere else or you may end up like me, Patchy McAdams.

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Output: I looooove crepes and i love crepe expectations' crepes! They had a great selection of sweet and savory crepes! I got the Monkey one for the sweet and the Sonora for the savory. Both were delicious! I also love all the mimosa choices! Raspberry and Guava were really good. The ambiance of the place is fancier than what I expected but that's not a bad thing. The service was also great! Staff was super friendly. If I lived in Vegas, I would totally come more often!

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The food has no taste. I went here for my birthday because we saw it on TV. I have no idea how anyone can give this place a good rating. If you like tasty food please go somewhere else. Not even my 3 year old son liked it.