Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer: Forget about fear of clowns, if that's your issue. I was more scared of the fact that my room was the scene of an obvious Crack party prior to my check in. Upon entry none of the lamps would turn on, so I reached for the lightbulbs. Simply put, they were greasy with fingerprints. The remote control was sticky. The TV and wireless modem had been unplugged behind the TV cabinet and brownish toilet paper had been stuffed in the peephole. No doubt some very important crackhead was trying to keep "the man" from surveilling their going's on in the room while they binged. On to the exercise room. After signing out a key for the workout area I had to be escorted there by security as it is impossible to find in that aging labyrinth. Neither my key card nor the security guards worked so I had to knock to be let in. I wish that I hadn't. The smell of old, penetrating and sour sweat hit me like a sledge hammer. Like if I kept my heavily used workout shorts moist and warm in a plastic bag for several years. Not good. It took more work to find an operational machine than anything I did in that terrible room. Second night in the hotel I returned at 11pm, tired and ready to sleep in my crack sheets, when alas, my card key didn't open the door to my room. I called the front desk and they sent security up. The first security person's card didn't work so they had to call up another guard. I told the first that, "this is Vegas, and if I were a betting person I would wager that the fact that my card worked earlier but doesn't now, and that your master card doesn't work, the door lock is broken." My logic was apparently not sound enough because they called up another, whose card didn't work either. They had to call up maintenance with some secret room opening device that I couldn't see. I then had to relocate to a new room at 1am. They were gracious enough to offer me late check-out for the inconvenience. Finally, the food at the buffet. I was really hungry. However, my hunger was clearly not powerful enough to make a single item on the nasty buffet palatable. I even tried simple things like the chicken strips just trying to get some sustenance, but even they were inedible. If you are someone who has young children that you don't mind dragging around at midnight while you while away their college tuition, then this is the place for you, as it was for countless others of this description. That ain't me though, and I won't be going back to the place that made me think even less of Vegas...

Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer: I'm not sure about the work the doctors do here but the front desk/receptionist is as rude as they come. I was extremely ill and she had no concern for that. Long story short after trying to take money from me before I was even seen (without giving me any idea of how much my visit might cost) I decided to leave. Also - as we sat there for over an hr waiting for our appointment we noticed people coming in and being seen even though I was there before. They had a little note saying that patients will be seen in order of apt time - not arrival. So I'm confused as to why people arriving for 2PM apts were seen before me that had a 1PM apt. With the unprofessional behavior and attitude I received from the front desk I'd suggest avoiding this establishment. I wouldn't feel comfortable having any type of private or medical info handled by people in this office.

Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer:
Several years ago, we ate at Sammy's a couple of times, and they were great. Finally, we decided to go back for lunch today, and boy, how things have changed! First, when we arrived, we waited in line for about 15-20 minutes to place our order. Considering that there were only four people in line ahead of us, that seemed excessive. Little did we know that the wait to order was short compared to how long we'd wait for our food! It took at least 20-30 minutes for our food to be served. People who were in line waiting to order in front of us got their orders, finished, and left before we were served. And this isn't a gourmet fine-dining establishment; it's a sandwich hut. That's way too long to be served. Our sandwiches weren't anything to get excited about, either. I had the regular LA pastrami sandwich, which was fine, as far as it goes. My wife had ordered the pastrami combo, which was supposed to come with a Polish sausage on it. Apparently, "Polish sausage" is code for mediocre hot dog, because that's what came on top of her sandwich. Very disappointing. On top of everything else, it was way overpriced. Two sandwiches and two sodas for almost $26. Ridiculous. The worst part is, we drove past much better restaurants to get to Sammy's. We drove past Pop's Philly Cheese-steaks to get to Sammy's. We won't be making that mistake again. If you want a great sandwich, drive 2-3 minutes up the road to get to Pop's. If you must have pastrami, go to Capriotti's across the street. If you just want to get rid of excess cash, give it to a worthwhile charity. But I can't think of any reason to go Sammy's, at least not for us.