Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

[Q]: He shoves someone off the mat. Someone nervously
[A]: shuts the door lock.

[Q]: The lady laughs as she picks up a piece of wood. We
[A]: put it into the back of others.

[Q]: Behind him, someone checks her clock. Someone
[A]:
pops a horrified cedar.