Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: this place kept my watch for more than three weeks just to replace a cracked crystal. they claimed the manufacturer needs 4-6 weeks to ship the part, but when i called the manufacturer myself i was told it would normally be here in three days- overnight, if i paid for that shipping option. they said they keep the part in stock and it would go out the same day. when confronted about the delay, they said they no longer wanted the "hassle" of doing the job and to send someone to pick up the watch unfixed. when i went down to get it they closed early. refused my phone calls. completely childish behavior, not businesslike at all. the Amy's Baking Co of watches, apparently!
Q: positive

A: Excellent. Ate lunch there today and had a Monte Cristo sandwich, which was apparently a special. I am finicky about Monte Cristo sandwiches, but this one was superb and was served with a side of blueberry jam or syrup that was a wonderful accompaniment. A bowl of fresh cut fruit was also on the plate and it was a nice side, as opposed to french fries. I can't wait to go back soon for more. Parking may at first look challenging, but I found plenty of street parking on Pierson (sp?), the street along the north side of the small center in which Maizie's is located. Adam was our server and he was excellent.
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer: This hotel might be great at the price point being offered today, but my experience is based on a visit prior to the economic downturn that is currently taking place. The only real advice I can provide that hasn't been covered in other reviews is that I wouldn't stay in the Zanzabar suite or anything in that stack of rooms. If you look at the NYNY Hotel from the outside, you will see that there are several "buildings" that make up the rooms of the hotel. For the Zanzabar Suite (and certainly some other room types) the exterior is green glass. In theory, it sounds nice, but after a few hours in the green glow, I was ready to leave. It did not provide a good feeling. Sound strange? Check it out for yourself. I have spoken to others who experienced the same thing. As for the hotel and the amenities, I don't really know what to say. I don't understand who NYNY is trying to target. They have magnet stands and Nathan's Famous hot dogs for sale when you walk in, a roller coaster and arcade for kids, and a themed restaurant row. However, it is all wrapped around a casino that is for adults. Didn't Vegas give up on the "kid friendly" thing in the 90's? Time to renovate? I think they did...oh well. I can tell you that the worst massage I have ever received came from the spa in this hotel back in 1999. I can also tell you that the pool is in a terrible location where most of the sunlight is blocked by the towers of hotel rooms. On a lighter note, I once saw a guy in the NYNY casino win a small jackpot on the Wheel of Fortune machine. The next day when I walked by the same machine, he was still sitting there. I asked him how things were going and he said that the machine was still paying out. He was smiling ear-to-ear. The day after that when I walked by, the entire bank of machines had been removed from the casino. I have no further information to share so you will have to decide how much of that is good vs. bad.
Input: OPTIONS:
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Generate a negative review for a place
Output: We went to look at bunk beds/mattresses. We were initially greeted and welcomed, at the door. That nice feeling lasted about 30 seconds. Our kids were immediately yelled at by Candy, who apparently is a manager, for having their shoes on a mattress. A. Your mattresses are FILTHY. You're lucky that we we even considered still buying one there. If they can't test it, we can't buy it. B. They didn't even have their shoes on. C. The nasty language that you muttered "under your breath" that you thought we didn't hear...think again. We promptly rounded up the kids and left. If you think that momentarily returning to verbally convey our distaste was the end of it, you're wrong about that too. We'll never be returning to that store again, and I'll be contacting the district manager to the let them know how that store is being "managed". HORRIBLE experience!!
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output: KFC. What I thought was always a dependable source of decent, quick and tasty fried chicken has lost some of its pull when they decided to offer the grilled chicken alternative. I can understand in a business stand-point on why they started to offer the grilled selection. I don't see how they are actually cooking the chicken itself and if it is truly grilled as they claim. When I bit into one of these "grilled" chickens, it was almost the texture of a rubber tire and as greasy as their fried counter-parts. The portion was quite small and the taste was far from anything grilled that I have tasted before. It did have some fake grill lines as to promote that they are actually grilled. I beg to differ. I remember when they used to serve a roasted chicken selection which was a huge favorite for myself and some of my friends, however, they discontinued it a long time ago and never brought it back. I really miss it. So what is KFC doing exactly? I have no clue. The executive team probably thought it was a brilliant idea to bring grilled chicken to compete with El Pollo Loco or some other similar grilled chicken joint. They need to stick to what they know best and continue to make a good product. KFC also seemed to have modernized their stores a bit. I find it a little odd, but ok I will take it. As for a fried chicken fast food joint, KFC still takes the cake as far as taste goes. I just hope they don't make stupid blunders like this whole marketing campaign to try their rubbery, tasteless, heaping pile of crap they decided was their "hot" new product.
Q: positive

A:
Harvard on the Salt.