[Q]: Objective: What fabric do you need to make a windproof beach tent?
[A]: You will need spandex.

[Q]: Objective: How many legs are needed for constructing a desk?
[A]: Four.

[Q]: Objective: How can I cool off the pie that I just finished baking.
[A]: Put the pie on an open window sill.

[Q]: Objective: fingers
[A]:
rubbing eyes easily