In this task, you are given Yelp reviews. The task is to classify a review as "POSITIVE" if the overall sentiment of the review is positive or as "NEGATIVE" if the overall sentiment of the review is negative.

Example input: This is my go to place to get the best chicken Pad Thai! Also the price is super good, considering most places have high prices and poor quality. Love this place, its definitely a top 5 fav for take out.
Example output: POSITIVE
Example explanation: The overall sentiment of the review is positive. Hence, the label is 'POSITIVE'.
Q: Long story short:

Wasted my time, didn't waste my money

Here's the Tarentino version:

I glance at the menu, mmmmmm Wagyu Beef, and only $60 for an 8oz cut with trimmings. Righton.

""No, I'm not ready to order.""

Nice view too. Glad I dressed up. Hope my look fits the place.

""No thanks, we'll have water while we check out the menu.""

Wait, is that the Charlie Brown theme song on the radio? Holy shit, the guy sitting next to us has his asscrack hanging out of his Guildan sweatpants.

""No, waiter, I don't know what I want to drink with dinner yet, I haven't decided what I want to eat.""

I can't believe it, that IS the Charlie Brown theme song.

""No waiter, I don't know what I want to drink with dinner yet. No, I don't know what I want to order yet. See how I'm still holding my menu in such a way as to make it easier to read? That means I'm still reading it. That means I haven't made a decision.""

I thought the big sign in front said ""Upscale-Hip Dresscode Required""... Is a gravy stained Broncos jersey hip? Did I miss that memo? I gotta start reading GQ again.

""No waiter, I don't know what I f&%$king want to drink yet.""

OMG they have to be screwing with me but I swear that's a Muzac revision of David Hasselhoffs ""Hooked on a Feeling.""

""Ok, I'll bite, you need to get your date with the whitebitch going, I get it. Fine Ill order something so you get the f*%&ck out of my face for 3 f**&%cking minutes and hit that snowdrift you got sitting on your locker in back.

What was that waiter? Your French-Creole inspired restaraunt with attached full-bar doesn't do a Sazerac? Are you effing serious? No I don't want a damn appletini.""

Broncos' biggest fan just farted and laughed about it to himself.

""You know what, fuck this place.

Manager?... yeah, sorry man, no effing way.

Bye.""
A:
NEGATIVE