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An example of an positive review: Porto and Fi has been a 'I want I want I want' to go place for such a long time, but alwasy being sweaty and dressed in climbing clothes combined with a lack of organisation has meant that we have never made it in until last Sunday, where friends suggested we go. They tucked into fish goujons (served in a fashionable bucket), while the boy checked out the fishcakes and I had houmus and aubergine chutney. I'll come clean, I don't really like houmus, and I ate it twice this weekend. The second time was clearly a homemade houmous, and tasty to boot, but what was standout was the aubergine chutney - spicy and made a lovely contrast to the plainness of the houmus. Rounding off with some homemade cake (bakewell tarts, tray bakes and apple & black cherry crumble), the crumble itself reminded me of the jubilee pancakes that you used to get at a Little Chef (syrupy cherries... fab!). Definitely a lovely cafe for a lunch.

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An example of an positive review: Huge portions....don't let the industrial park vibe outside scare you. The staff is very friendly and food is totally solid, if not super inventive. If you are looking for a good mix between fast-ish food and homemade cooking and don't mind looking like you are pulling up to a storage locker for a body dump, this is the place for you! Chicken parm sandwich for the win.

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An example of an negative review: I signed up for this gym because of the price...and that's what you get. A $10 gym membership = only 10% worthwhile experience. They have about 7 total ellipticals and maybe 20 treadmills. Every single time I went in there at least 4 of the ellipticals weren't working and there were at least 5 treadmills that were either stuck in the "up" position, the tread was significantly ripped, etc. The trainers were extremely pushy if you didn't pay for training and once we did finally sign up for training we were set to work with an older gentleman (very nice, by the way) who kept saying that he didn't want to push us too much...so we never "felt the burn!" We (me and my family) got tired of letting the front desk people know that the machines weren't working or the cardio equipment was still broken. Let me put it in perspective, in 6 months none of the cardio machines that were broken on the first day were EVER fixed... It was like they were there for looks but how dare I expect to actually use one. So lame. We go to Lifetime fitness now. It's 2 miles away and you get so much more...and the people there are great!!! Shame on Gold's Gym.

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An example of an negative review: Week end buffet was awful..nothing special about the food.. there were few items that were stale...A weekday regular food was ok...I wouldnt suggest pasand for indian food as phoenix has better indian restaraunts.