input: Write a positive yelp review.
output: According to the bartender, I sat on the non-divey half of the bar because I was a little confused that many of the reviews called this a dive bar. Either that or my definition of a dive bar involves more hobos and dilapidated captain's chairs with the not so faint smell of old cigarette smoke and moldy wood paneling. At any rate...the beer selection is GREAT. As an almost exclusive imbiber of the IPA , it was pretty great having several good beers to choose from. And the kimchi bulgogi fries were stupendous. Stupidly delicious. My Korean mom is probably shaking her fist at the mere thought of the gluttonous, fatassery of a huge plate of fries covered in meat and kimchi. You can also choose to get tots over fries. Why I didn't notice that before I placed my order...I'll just have to live with myself until next time. I would totally come back here, maybe next time I'll come at an hour where there are other patrons. I bet this place gets a lot of cool people milling about.
input: Write a negative yelp review.
output: This is definitely a dive bar. The service is average, the food is not bad, the TVs are terrible (like 15 years old), and the patrons are mostly creepy old dudes. I will not be coming back here. If they would update the TVs and get a better selection at the bar (whiskeys etc) I may consider returning. Overall, not very impressed.
input: Write a negative yelp review.
output:
Limited menu. Trying to be too hipster. Prices are too high for what you get.