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Output: Tucked in the back. Great alignment shop. I called Thursday morning for a Friday morning appointment. They had me in and out in under an hour. $75 might be steep for a 2 wheel alignment but you get what you pay for. Excellent customer service and knowledagble techs. Clint dialed my Cobalt in and it drives like a whole new car. Thanks guys!

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Output: Tad bit disappointed this morning with the breakfast. Chicken, egg & cheese bagels were bland and seemed to have shrunken in size. Both were ordered regular but one came without the cheese. To our luck as the Mrs. Didn't actually want cheese. The restaurant must not have been wiped down the night before as it was plain to see that the booth walls and backs of chairs were covered in greasy fingers and hand marks. However the highlight was that service was adequate and associates were polite as always.

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Output: On my 2nd visit to the salon it was sub-par... They woman was very pushy and rude. I ended up walking out without get a service done. I won't be returning anytime soon.

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After giving this place several tries, and for it being walking distance to my house, I REALLY wish this place was a tad better. I mean I would love to have a close by burger place I can count on. This, is not a place you can count on, let me explain: Pace: I was there today doing a takeout, and I waited a good 15 minute, seriously why do they have parking spaces that are only for 15 minute if it takes at least 15 minute for your order to roll out? Oh and let me say, I only ordered a side order of fries, and it took that long. Everytime I am here, I always see something that should not happen. Either a customer yelling at the lady taking order, a driver pulling out of the parking lot giving someone a finger or apathetic staff... Food: 2/5 stars...This may literally be generous, I try not to give places 1 star unless if the food is absolute crap I have to go vomit type food. I watched them cook my fries, it was literally nothing more than a frozen bag of pre-made fries that they dump into the fryer. That is great and all, but why do you charge $3 for a side of fries that is nothing special? May I mention, the portion of the size, don't try to order 1 side for 2 people to share, you won't even have enough for 1 person. Perks: Pretty decent deco(they recently put in a motorcycle inside the restaurant), outdoor seating, flat screen TVs even on outside patio and free wifi. It's kinda cute they they have 2 special parking spots for bikes...American Roadside, get it?