Problem: Write a positive (OPTIONS:
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A: The strip mall exterior belies the treasure within! When you enter, you're immediately greeted by the smell of cooked meat. Normally the smell of meat is not a pleasant one for me. As in, makes me lose my appetite. So, it's a huge compliment when I say, the smells coming out of the open kitchen are mouthwatering. When one of my dining companions received her short ribs, there were yet more mouthwatering aromas. WTH kind of alchemy is going on in that kitchen make this vegetarian salivate over dead animal? No matter, fellow lovers of the plant plate, there's options for you here. For starters, you *must* order the Brussels sprouts (they do come with panchetta, but it can be left off). DIEvine. Seriously. As are the roasted root vegetables. I love when something simple is so delicious. I normally never eat mac and cheese because it's so two-note (duh), but Beckett's Table makes it so that I finally *get* why people are all gaga over this stuff. It's very subtle, but those mustard seeds take the dish to a whole other level of delish bliss. My entree, the oven roasted vegetable tower was probably the least exciting thing I ate last night night, but still flavorful in its own right and beautifully plated. I'm just not a fan of roasted peppers and onions which comprise about half of the stack. I'll leave this tiny meh at that, because the entire experience blows that away into the ether. Next up, dessert. Although thoroughly stuffed at this point, I managed a bite of the sweet potato pie (incredible), the berry cobbler (delightfully tart, balanced with a sweet ice cream) and the piece de resistance, fig (yes, I said fig) and pecan pie. I'd be remiss to not mention the cocktail list, which seemed quite creative. It was hard for me to choose, but I had the Az Farmhand, which has Hendricks gin, soda, ginger, lemonade and honey, many of my favorite cocktail ingredients. It did not disappoint. Fabulous selection of wines by the glass, too. A thoroughly lovely experience from start to finish, Beckett's Table provides top notch food at affordable prices, with impeccable service in a rustic environment (you feel like you're in the hippest, coziest lodge).
Q: positive

A: My first trip to Derby House last night with my hubby and we are still taking about how much fun we had! Would have been 5 stars because food, drinks and atmosphere were perfect. The waiter was hard to find and he didn't check back often enough in the beginning so our group ran out of drinks a couple times. He figured us out and started coming by way more often...which made us happy. Great fun! Definitely going back!
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer: The owner was our server. The low class food was very over-rated as well as the prices. Owner was absolutely rude to our party of 4. He made snide comments regarding our questions and I believe they over-charged us. They add gratuity to the check so they don't need to provide good service. I would rather eat at mcdonalds than this place. Save your money and skip this hole in the wall. It was my worst experience at a restaurant because of the callous and rude waiter/owner. The other people in my party agree that the restaurant was terrible. I will tell everyone I know to avoid this place when they come to Scottsdale. Mat from las Vegas.
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Output: I have been a client here for years - always wonderful- until the new ownership. I will not return after the service I just got (...didn't get). First I was told they had an opening for a pedi, "right now", however I had to wait 15 minutes. Just tell me it's going to be a wait - don't ignore me for 15 minutes as I wonder WHEN I'll actually be acknowledged. Most importantly - sanitation!!!!! My chair was missing the jets attachment, she grabs one from a strangers water & puts it dripping directly into mine WITHOUT any sanitation! Dis-Gust-Ing! Time to find a new place .....
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output: When I moved in in 2010, I'd have probably given them a 4-star rating. The location is great, the management (we called them the "Golden Girls") was friendly and knew me by name, and maintenance response times were quick and efficient. Any issues I had were politely handled by the friendly, "motherly" ladies in the office. They handed out bagged breakfasts on occasion in the mornings as you'd drive out of the complex, had popcorn popping in the office for residents, movie rentals available, and really went out of their way for the residents. THAT version of the Cortesian gets at least a 4-star rating from me. Then, Alliance took over in 2012. The Cortesian went downhill FAST. They canned all the office staff and replaced them with a bunch of young know-nothings. Every time I went in there somebody new was working who had no idea who I was, etc. Not very welcoming or home-y. Random employees coming and going, no consistency. Maintenance issue response times at least doubled. I was used to getting things addressed by the old management within a day or so.... waiting a week became common. The maitenance guy was nice - but there was only one, so they're WAY understaffed now. Included utilities became a thing of the past. While they renovated the laundry rooms, the new (and cheap) machines, along with the new credit card machine, are ALWAYS out of order. Every weekend there were more machines NOT working than there were working. Know how they clean the pools? THEY DUMP BOTTLES OF CLOROX IN THEM. I've seen them do it. The fitness center was rehabbed but is consistently closed for who knows why. I can't even count how many times I woke up to cold showers and the hot water not working. A cold shower is always a great start to the day. They re-painted the exterior of all the buildings, but told us less than a day beforehand to clear off our balconies, otherwise our items would be disposed. Luckily I checked my junk mail to find that email, but I'm sure others found it too late. Maitenance/rehab work has been going on forever with the swimming pools, and it starts at about 7 am (as does landscaping), so good luck trying to sleep in once in awhile. The office staff also treated my wife extremely rudely when she tried to retrieve a fob for the laundry rooms, which I was none too pleased about. Roaches, bugs.... I could go on and on. It's amazing how the management and office staff ruined what was a nice place when I moved in. I think the icing on the cake is their website, which depicts models and buildings not even associated with the Cortesian, and they call themselves a "renovated masterpiece" on it. So add false advertising to the list. Very glad to be out.
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer:
Summer hours... Open at noon! WTF!