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As I pulled the covers away to get him to his own room , I quickly realized that my sleep routine would be disturbed . Jordan must have drank a 2 liter bottle of " Piss On The World Juice , " because my comforter , duvet cover , foam mattress pad , mattress pad sheet , fitted sheet , and mattress were soaked . Not on my side of the bed .

What will be the most logical step , now that everything is wet and I am awake ?
putting the wet items in the wash , changing Jordon and putting him to bed .