Problem: Write a positive (OPTIONS:
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A: I think I'm becoming a regular at Bottega. There are times when I go twice a week; for good reason though. They make the best authentic Italian pizzas in MTL, along with other traditional Italian dishes. I personally believe their pizzas are the closest thing to the real deal that you could find. I recently traveled to Naples and ate at the world renown "Da Michele's". Upon my return I went to Bottega to compare pizzas. I must say, it doesn't taste exactly like the pizza in Naples, but it comes pretty friggin' close! For that, I must give Bottega a huge shout out for representing the beauty and simplicity in Italian cuisine. When I order, I usually get the classic margarita pizza. You could never go wrong with that. It's the original and it's the best! However, if you're not in the mood for pizza, there's a variety of pasta dishes to order as well. They serve very good gelato too. Their hazelnut and pistachio flavours are killer! Don't forget to wash down your meal with a delicious shot of chilled limoncello! It's not that expensive. You could eat great for 20$. Enjoy ;)
Q: positive

A: Been here a few times and the pizza is fresh every time, the employee is very nice which for me is very important when eating somewhere. Nice that there are 2 tv's on different channels, best thing is I live in walking distance.
Problem: What would be an example of an positive (OPTIONS:
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Answer: This place is alright. I think my friends hyped up this place too much. I got the chipotle chicken avocado sandwich. Tastes like what it is. I think the thing that is special about this place is probably that they tosat their sandwiches. Comes out to look like a brick shaped sandwich. The sandwich came out warm and crisp. I was so hungry that I ate that sandwich super fast. I didn't think it was that extraordinary. I've had better sandwiches. I felt like for the price I was paying there should have been more stuff in it. It was a bit too plain for me. I wish it had more veggies or something it in. I felt like the sandwich was incomplete. I would come back if I needed to grab something fast to eat. I rather grab something else that Vegas has to offer. Try it if you never had it though! Not bad!
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Generate a positive review for a place
Output: 5 stars for ambiance, 3 stars for food. It's hard to know what to expect when you walk into the Italian Society of Madison (this is so not what it's actually called but bear with me). The foyer looks like a foyer for a local society, not for a restaurant. But that's what makes Greenbush Bar so special - you walk down the side steps and are transported to another world! The ceilings are low and there are colorful Christmas lights hanging. It's dim and cozy with a big bar lining one of the sides. I would call it supper club meets speakeasy? The type of speakeasy that the 99% enjoyed during prohibition. After the excitement from the aesthetics of the joint, we were a little disappointed with the food. Our pizza was fine but all pizza tastes good (check out that Billy Crystal quote - even when it's bad, it's good). It wasn't up there with Grampa's or Pizza Brutta. The crust was thin and too flaky and overcooked. The meat antipasti platter was okay, but not the highest quality. Parts of it seemed like they put Oscar Meyer cold cuts on a dish. That said, it wasn't a BAD meal. I'll definitely be back to try different menu items and enjoy the special atmosphere!
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output: They use cheap meat. Ends up being chewy and not edible. Not worth the money they charge.
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer:
I'm writing an update because this place has definitely gone downhill since they first opened. Let's just say I miss when they were just a hole in the wall restaurant on Torrey Pines and Flamingo. They had no other stores other than this particular one. They cared so much more about their food and customers back then. Fast forward several years later and you'll find that the owner has gotten VERY cheap. My family and I ordered the spring rolls with no chinese sausage and 3 yentafo soups (vegetarian style). Sounds simple enough. When we order vegetarian dishes, we're saving the business money by adding less ingredients (right?). The appetizer came out and it had chinese sausage. When we notified them of the mistake, they took it back and fixed it. Not a big deal. Soups came out and we received the regular order. There were still little seafood critters swimming in our soup. Again, we didn't make much of a fuss. We just told them and they said that they would fix it. Round 3, soups come out again. I didn't even take a bite when I saw squid still floating in my soup. I then realized that these cheap bastards just strained the soup and gave it back to us. Isn't it lucky that neither one of us was allergic to fish? The worst part was that the owner was standing right there and he recognized my mom. For your regular customers, wouldn't you make sure that they were satisfied? I mean, my entire family comes to this restaurant a couple times a month. When I say family, I'm talking about 20 of my cousins, aunts, uncles, grandpas, and grandmas. The owner didn't even bother coming up to us and apologizing. My family being Thai and all know exactly how this dish is made. It really isn't a back-breaking task to boil some noodles and vegetables. It isn't an expensive dish to make either. For this, I demote you Archi's. I'm very disappointed.