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Output: For a Vegas hotel, when there are so many to deal with, you think the concierge would not suck. Alas, not true. We waited for tickets with maybe five people ahead of us in line, but that wait about forty minutes. When I asked if we were in the right place to PICK UP (meaning paid-for) tickets, I was told here was nowhere else to go. There were only two people dealing with tickets, one of whom had his thumb up his ass and was incredibly incompetent, and the other who was slightly better but had to deal with everyone, since the other guy working the counter might as well have not been there. Fortunately for me, the gaming area was next to the concierge, so I could watch the Cubs game while I waited for the poor staff. The other concierge line was worse though, with maybe fifty people in it and the line moving just as slowly. If your job is to provide service, you would hope that these people would know how to do so.

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Output: Got here about 7:00 on a Friday night. We had heard they had a decent Friday Fish Fry. After walking through the incredibly smoky outdoor seating area, we arrived at what I guess is their lobby. This place isn't very large, and all tables were occupied. However, as there was no sign saying "Please wait for Seating" or even a host, we just stood around awkwardly waiting for a table to free up. There was a live musician already playing when we got there, and the entire place was very loud. Not sure if this is always a lesbian bar, but it certainly appeared to cater to them tonight, as most of the clientele and the entertainment certainly seemed to be. That's fine, but since we weren't 60 year old lesbians, it didn't seem too welcoming. In fact, we stood in the entry way for at least 25 minutes and not a single staff member so much as even acknowledged our presence. In this time, only 1 table opened up, and that was quickly snatched up by somebody who was already sitting at a table with their friends inside, and thus closer to the newly-opened table than us. Oh well. It did not appear as if anybody actually goes here for the food, as I only saw one or two tables that showed any signs of food...everybody else was just drinking. And taking their time at it. They might as well have sold tickets to their live entertainment because it didn't appear as if anybody was going to leave before it finished. After 25-30 minutes of standing around waiting (we really wanted to try the fish), we gave up and went to The Garage on Warner/48th instead. It was vastly superior in every way to Brad's Place, and needless to say, Brad won't be seeing the likes of us again!

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Output: Cool and hip place. Black, red, and wood always seems to make a place cool. I started out with a spicy tuna roll. I know, not exactly going out on the edge, but still a good call. So tasty! Then, I went with the spicy chicken teriyaki udon. This was recommended by my server who I didn't call darlin'. Sometimes you've got to trust your server. Mine made a great call tonight. The ingredients look and taste very fresh, and are in good proportions to one another. The teriyaki sauce wasn't overbearing or salty. I've got to say that I enjoyed every bite. I couldn't finish it, but enjoyed every bite.

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Really disappointed in the experience I had tonight. I come here often and happened to be driving by with a car full of people. It was 11:55 PM, was not sure if they were open, but the OPEN neon sign was on. As I was turning in off the road, saw a car at the drive thru ordering. Two very good signs they were open. And yes we verified the time on our cellphones. Pulled up to the speaker and was refused service because the computer locks at midnight. I've worked a POS system before and it does not refuse service especially when it wasn't even midnight yet. When questioned, the employee was incredible rude to us. But of course the car in front of us got service. Extremely disappointed. Lesson: don't go here after 11 PM there computers might be "locked". I will not be bringing my business back here.