Input: What would be an example of an positive review?

An example of an positive review: Great choices of flavors (my favorite is a combo of chocolate & banana split)! Good toppings, also. GREAT place for kids! They have a board and dry-erase markers that can keep them occupied after they devour their froyo and you're still indulging in yours. They even have a TV playing video of customer pics - ones that you can take yourself in the shop's own webcam. Also a kid favorite. Clean environment, helpful staff. :)

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An example of an negative review: Let me start out by saying that Osaka has some damn good sushi and reasonable prices. The booths in the back are cool and they have a very large menu selection. Now let me get to the part where I will never forgive them for doing what they did: I had made a reservation for 16 people 2 weeks in advance of my birthday for dinner. I checked back with them several times during those 2 weeks, including 24 hours before and they kept telling me it was all good and they would have my table ready at the exact time. Well, I showed up on my birthday and was told they didn't have my reservation. ANYWHERE. And that I will have to wait until a table is finally available. My friends and I waited for over an hour, when they finally came to check on us because we were starting to fill up the seats in their cramped bar area, they offered us a couple free drinks after which they told me we will still have to wait another hour for a table. Are you kidding me? On my birthday? Screw you, Osaka. Your organizational skills are horrible and your sushi doesn't make up for your lousy service. Even on my previous trips to this restaurant, the service is always either really slow or they mess something up on your bill or they forget to get you an item you ordered, yet I have never complained because I thought I broke even with how good the sushi was. Well, never again. And I would actually like to thank the horrible staff at Osaka for my introduction to Ichiza, who have WAY better sushi and are so friendly and prompt with their service. The gist: Osaka has horrible service, go to Ichiza instead. It's right by there near Chinatown and has much better food, prices and service even though it's about half the size of Osaka.

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An example of an negative review: My wife and I had dinner here with friends on Saturday night and came away a bit underwhelmed. By no means was the food bad, it very tasty, mostly what soured my view of the establishment was the overly loud music. I realize it converts to a club at night, however not being able to hear someone across the table unless they speak loudly and I lean in does not make for an enjoyable dining experience. I was also a bit disappointed that I was steered away from ordering the orange chicken by my waitress. I don't consider myself someone who enjoys very spicy food, and when I ordered it our waitress asked if I liked my food spicy. I explained I do like some spice, but not large amounts of it. She then told me I might be better off ordering something else. Not wanting to ruin dinner with friends by not eating my meal I opted to order the filet mignon with udon noodles. While I enjoyed the flavor of the filet with udon I was disappointed in two regards. Firstly the amount of filet mignon with the noodles was pitiful, I had maybe 3 oz of meat total in my meal I think. Secondly, the sauce with udon noodles was tossed in was pretty average, I think I've had the same sauce in a meal at Noodles & Co. To top it off, my friend ordered the orange chicken despite our waitress' warning and found that it wasn't nearly as spicy as the waitress made it out to be. Despite hearing how great some of the desserts here were, we decided to skip it and go elsewhere so that we could actually hold a conversation without shouting.

Input: What would be an example of an positive review?
An example of an positive review: Lunch today!! Wood fired shrimp shewers. wild rich pilaf and brocolli. Wonderful and Service was friendly and attentive!! Will difinitely be back!! cheese biscuits appetizers were good too! Got busy while we were there, Restaurant was clean.