Sentiment analysis: Stopped in for lunch, and it was definitely a solid "meh." Lunch buffet is $8.99, which was a bit steep considering the lack of selections (only 2 chicken dishes, chicken curry and tandoori chicken, neither spectacular). The vegetable curry was fine but again, nothing special, and everything else was quite bland. I won't be returning.
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Sentiment analysis: The Ritz Carlton in Montreal is simply perfection. Unbeknownst to us they finished a $200MM renovation last October. The minute you enter the hotel, the scent is one of luxury. The service is a 10. The hallways are wide and spacious and the rooms are the nicest I have ever stayed in. Each room is equipped with the latest in technology from floor lights that follow you during the night, to the top of the line Toto toilet, to the blackout shades....the hair dryers are even the best I have seen in a hotel. The beds are exquisite as are the towels and showers. The bath products were even luxurious. I would go back to Montreal just to stay at The Ritz Carlton again.
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positive

Sentiment analysis: "I shoulda gone skydiving instead." That's what I was thinking the entire time. I was kinda expecting to be jumping 50ft through the air over dunes, with Kiss music blaring, shooting Sand People in the face and running over Jawas with Obi Wan riding shotty, keeping the stormtrooper fuzz off my back. Granted, that's not what they advertised, it was just what I was expecting.
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negative