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Output: I enjoyed some of the food and drinks at China Poblano, but I am baffled as to what the fuss is all about. My biggest pet peeve with this restaurant was that it is pretentiously creative. I agree that the concept of Chinese and Mexican food served together is an interesting (and successful) one, but then it goes too far. For example, I ordered gazpacho, expecting some semblance of a cold vegetable soup. When the waitress brought a fruit plate with orange juice drizzled on top, I assumed the kitchen had made a simple mistake and tried to send it back. She explained that it was, indeed, gazpacho. But where was the soup? She said that the orange juice was the liquid (but literally, the juice was squeezed on like you might squeeze lemon onto a piece of fish...there were only a few drops). Call it a fruit plate, but don't call it gazpacho. Gazpacho is a soup. This was not soup. The same thing happened with dessert. I ordered the mango sticky rice and, behold, there was not a single grain of rice on the plate. The waitress proudly proclaimed that it was "their take" on sticky rice, which was really a milky reduction with some mango puree. If it had blown my mind flavor-wise, I would have been fine with it, but as it was it was a weak little dessert and the texture was slimy. Also, unless you're dining with only one other person, the concept of sharing at this small plates restaurant will be frustrating. I spent a relative lot of money on a not-too-substantial amount of food. Plus, the carnitas tacos were too salty. The service, too, was unimpressive. Our waitress completely forgot to bring a drink my friend had ordered, and the servers were repeatedly bringing the wrong dishes to our table. Everything seemed disorganized. I loved my margarita, the salt breeze margarita (served with a delightfully light and airy salt foam on top). I also loved the guacamole. But, really, I can find good margaritas and guacamole at plenty of other places in Vegas. On the whole, China Poblano was a disappointment.

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Output: This place should be great. The selection is spot on. The location is great. The one thing i don't understand though, is, well, how can some place that sells something as joyful as music be so goddamn miserable? The staff is frightfully unfriendly and unhappy. I've been spending my money there for a few years now. I even went yesterday. But i am done. It is too miserable of a place. After listening to the counter-girl bitch to her friend for the entire hour i spent in there, i gave up and left. There are plenty of other music shops in Montreal.

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Output: We came here for lunch on Christmas day. We had fairly high expectations and the menu looked promising. We ordered some raw clams, white chowder, crab cake and the bbq pork mac and cheese. First the water came out and there were all these black flakes in them. We pointed it out to the server and he apologized and said it must have been from grinding the tea leaves to brew ice tea. That's fine and we wait for the food. Before the food comes out the waiter returns again and says there's no bbq pork but we can substitute lobster or some king crab. Sweet...we pick the king crab and wait. The clams were really good. we garnished them like oysters and they came out fresh and tasty. Chowder was also very good. Crab cake was good, but nothing special and my wife loved the mac and cheese with crab. then the bill came. Turns out they added a 35 dollar surcharge for the crab substitute. Maybe we should have asked about it but we assumed since they didn't have the pork, the substitues offered wouldn't be an up charge. Overall, the food here was good. However, the service was definitely lacking. I'd expect someone to see floating black specks in the water and not have it served to us. Then the surcharge on the crab seemed underhanded.

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This place is pretty lame. Came to see a show for some friends passing through on tour. It was so unorganized as far as getting people in the door. The doors opened an hour after they were supposed to open. When the show finally started I was even less impressed. The sound was awful. I'm definitely not coming to another show here.