Problem: It's totally normal that the first thing I did after moving to Madison and getting off my flight was to stop by this library and get a library card, right? RIGHT? I didn't have any of the necessary documentation to get a library card (proof of address? I don't even know my address), but the staff here was nice enough to get me through the process anyway (while cracking the best worst geek jokes).
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Problem: Excellent doesn't begin to describe this place! The owner is so friendly and helpful, very personable and enthusiastic about the cuisine of Reunion. Pluses - BYOB - save the money on alcohol Menu can be spicy, can be mild and other areas of the map I didn't know existed Reasonably priced I took his suggestion and ordered the octopus - cooked perfectly, very tender in the sauce, rice was cooked nicely. The accompanying the sauces were an nice to play with and combine flavors. Highly recommended!
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Problem: Sbarro... How you disappoint me! So I go to Sbarro after walking the strip in Vegas, and oh man does pizza sound good. We walk in and see the jacked up price, $9.99 for a slice and breadsticks. I got pepperoni and sausage an it tasted like cardboard, and felt like it as well. Also, if it says "breadsticks" on the menu, usually this means more than 1. But I guess at this Sbarro it means only 1, no arguing! All in all very disappointed!
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Problem: I have to start by saying I give an "A" for effort in being an independent business. BUT and there' s a big BUT and no it's not mine, the ice cream is not good. I stopped in today after looking all over Hell and having to call for an exact location, which by the way is near an Auto Zone not Discount Tires like I was told. Big sign out front says $1 scoops today! Cool! Inside is a decent looking, average place with all kinds of random things that are sold here. I'm told they make all their own ice cream right in the store with their own recipes along with their own cheeses and butters. They have a lot of flavors, set up like cold stone. Pistachio was an ungodly hue of turquoise that I didn't even want to taste because of the color and normally that is my favorite. I tried three flavors, Key Lime Pie, Blueberry and Chocolate Cake Batter. All three had the same chalky taste and after taste, very unappealing and just plain weird. When I asked about the $1 scoops I was told they were in the self serve freezer and were prepacked scoops. I took a look to find that these were hard as a rock and mentioned how was I supposed to eat something like that?? I was told to let it thaw.....OK when I go in for Ice Cream I kinda want to eat it right away. Whose with me? Anyway I ended up leaving without getting anything. I love to support the locals but not if I can go buy something better at the grocery store or any other chain for that matter. Sorry Udder delights, You left me Utterly Disappointed.
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