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Output: Extremely disappointed. Enough said.

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Output: Horrible service. Really rude black female manager. Makes Bally's hotel look bad. They should fire her. She had a stank face and gave us a lot of attitude. As well as the elderly people behind us. Poor service.

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Output: I really wanted to like this place for a few reasons. #1 - We were staying at Montelucia, and the Montelucia is absolutely beautiful. #2 - I order in-room dining at least once for breakfast and once for dinner whenever I stay at a hotel or resort. I was very pleased with what was on Prado's menu. I also adored sheer size and artful brilliance of the in-room menu of Prado. #3 - Prado is the main restaurant of Montelucia. Again- I am a big fan of Montelucia. So anyhow, this is what we ordered. Chilaquiles (if a restaurant has chilaquiles on the menu- I try it), eggs benedict, blueberry muffin and chocolate chip muffin. Chilaquiles was really good actually. Eggs benedict was nothing special. Tasted like regular ol' benedict. The kick was the muffins. So, I reach over for a blueberry muffin, and I immediately knew that it was going to be disgusting. Why? It was ROCK solid. Bad thing for us is we don't like to waste food. If it's in front of me, I really do try and eat it. So I take a bite and taste oats. Blueberry muffin with oats? It's not a blueberry muffin. It's an oat muffin. Okay, not a big deal. I call in-room dining and tell them. They said they actually didn't have blueberry muffins anymore. Okay fine. Would've helped if you let me know from the get go instead of assuming that I would like an alternative to what I ordered. She offers to send up some danishes. Fair trade, let's do this. Danishes come up, and the first thing the server says to us is "these danishes are not that much better than the hard muffins, but there's nothing I can do." Okay. Sure? I bite into the danish. Not good. Stale, dry and old. I set that aside. I took the oat muffin and tried to eat it. I even started dipping it into my coffee. A few bites in, my fiance tells me that there's something in it that looks like blueberries, but he can't eat anymore of it because it tastes spoiled. He's just staring and peeling away at the muffin with this confused look on his face. What? Blueberries in an oat muffin? I take a bite out of mine, and I too taste something wrong. I peel away at the paper and crumble the muffin and low and behold -- there's green mold. Disgusting. Takes the Prado manager about a half hour to call me back since no one was available when I called them to tell them about the moldy muffin. Server comes up, and tells me to make sure to tell the manager because they have been trying to tell the Chef that he can't make bunches of pastries and freeze them since there are no preservatives in them. Chef doesn't listen to them. Seriously? Chef whoever you are - you're a FOOL! You want to be a premier restaurant at a gorgeous resort, and you willingly serve days old pastries?! Anyhow - the manager comps the meal, and we go on our merry way. We had reservations the next day for my fiance's birthday brunch. We cancelled right away. We were not taking anymore chances or giving them anymore business.

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I knew the rules of engagement. Cheap car no frills. Off airport so you will have to take a shuttle to rental car center and then another shuttle to Fox since they didn't pay to be there. You save on taxes but that savings get taken away when they up charge you after you have given the car back. Shady at best. My $36 rental turned into $69 rental for less than two days and about 30 miles. At that rate should have just grabbed a cab and saves two hours plus because now I'm disputing it with the credit card company. What a waste of time and money. Like I said I understood going in I have two shuttles and a line but straight up trying to rob me by charging my credit card almost double after I left? BEWARE!!!!!!!