Problem: Write a positive (OPTIONS:
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A: I would totally have become a raging alcoholic because of this place, if they served liquor. They don't! WTF man? I guess real men drink beer anyways...go next door if you want liquor. Its a NASCAR bar.
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A: Notice the increasing number of negative reviews...all related to service? I walked in to have lunch. A total of 5 tables were occupied (including mine) in North. I counted a total of SEVEN (7) wait staff..not including the bartender, buss boy, kitchen staff and the (I use the term loosely...) "manager". It was exactly 12 minutes before I had to ask if someone would please come over and take my drink and food order. Unfortunately, the rest of the service followed suit. North has sadly gone South....
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer: Been there a dozen times on Monday burger night , half of those times the burgers were well done when we ordered them medium rare ,When you send them back they get pissed , like your the one who is wrong . You would think they know how to make a medium rare burger . Been there other nights also , same issue at regular price , although on Mondays lately they skimp on the burger size , Nice going ... Most of the servers are terrible . Joe is a buffoon, thinks he has good customer service because he says hi to everyone , he couldn't give a damn . We will never go back . Too many good burger places in town.
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Output: In short, the Dilly is a drinker's bar. Cheap drinks, tons of regulars, and dark enough to make it easy to forget the world outside. Hipsters beware, this isn't the Little Woody, it isn't the Vig...hell, it's not even Hazelwood's, but it is a great place to unwind. - pool table, check - darts, check - TVs, check - jukebox, check - strange edibles served out of a liquid-filled jar, check - seasoned, female bartender that doesn't take shit from anyone, check - fellow customer offering to give you a tattoo right there, for free, check
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output: My husband and I are big fans of breakfast fare and we've become regulars at The Good Egg for consistent delicious fixes. They have an extensive menu that provides more healthy options (that actually taste good) than most breakfast restaurants offer. The service and food isn't always stellar, which is why I give it 4 stars rather than 5, but both are usually excellent and I have never left completely disappointed.
Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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This is a late review, this review was for opening weekend. I went on locals night, Sunday April 28th with a couple of girls. We got there at around 10PM when they opened at 10PM and waited for an hour, I guess that is standard. When we got inside, there was NO ONE INSIDE, uh, why did you make us wait this long again for no reason? Annoyed already. Not only was the walk EXTREMELY far from the parking lot/valet, there were so many flights of stairs that by the time I got to the top, my feet were too tired for me to dance. Talk about discouraging from the get-go. Oh, and if you think it ends there, it doesn't. There are stairs literally EVERYWHERE. My girlfriend tripped off of a 3-step stair because she didn't see it, not because we were drunk. Be wary. Since it was opening weekend and locals night, I assumed that all the rooms were open and that they would have at least a decent DJ. WRONG. The "Ling Ling Room" aka the hip hop room was closed, WTF?! Closed on opening weekend?! Not only that, the music really sucked in the main room. I mean I am not that into EDM but I will groove to it if need be. Well, whoever played that night really did not know how to read a crowd. No one was really dancing. I don't know if I will be back or if I will even recommend/bring my friends. How disappointing. You'd probably be better off at Marquee, honestly.