Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Example Input: The writer drops his head on the typewriter. Our view
Example Output: drifts up to a collection of wrecked wizards floating in the breeze.

Example Input: Someone Ping executes a series of roundhouse kicks. As they face off again, someone
Example Output: picks up a few leaves.

Example Input: He sees someone step out onto the highway. A white car
Example Output:
is parked in front of them.