Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

The players bounced the balls on the bat, some of them picked up the balls from the ground using the bat. The girl in blue jacket bounced the ball on her bat and she walked forward, but the ball
falls to one side in the motion.

He shows you on the ski's how to rub it on. Then he
shows tools and proceeds the shaver that works.

He places the yellow contain aside and slides closer to the tiger. Someone
dismounts from his varsity jacket.