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Output: Worst pedicure I've ever had the displeasure of having. The lady didn't say a single word to me the entire time. She took forever. Even when she was scrubbing the bottom of my feet she kinda just feigned it. She pushed my cuticle far back and it hurt :( she even filed my toenails so close I flinched. She clearly didn't know what she was doing and she wasn't even friendly to boot. Loser in my book. BTW, she took my credit card and swiped it and forgot to give it back to me. I didn't even realize til I got home, but I did NOT want to go back. So I was forced to cancel and get a new card. What a pathetic excuse for a business.

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Output: Nice place but poor customer service and staff! Always state they are fully booked and not enough cleaning staff. Rooms are not updated and not thoroughly clean. Rooms not ready to well past check-in time (7pm)..horrible for a family starting vacation. They have had made major cutbacks since their own new ownership. Condos is not not even stocked with enough toilet paper or extra paper products. Greens on golf course were okay definitely not well-maintained compared to the other resorts in the area. Overall this was an okay resort definitely would be a great place to stay with the family if ownership was different and the place was maintained the way it should be.

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Output: This place has a serious identity crisis. The facade of the building looks interesting and authentic, like it would be a place to get a great beer, meet some interesting people and eat good bar food. The inside, however, has the Disney channel blasting on the flat screen and horrible drinks. There was one waitress for the entire place, who apparently was the owner's wife, and was getting no help from the owner who sat and watched her work. They had a $4 Bloody Mary special, so I gave it a go; and I tried the bacon cheeseburger. The Mary was so bland and boring. It came with no fixin's, was made with tomato juice, cheap vodka and pretty much nothing else. The burger was OK. I doubt I'll be back here.

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This restaurant was pretty disappointing. Our waiter pretty much checked out when he realized that we didn't want to order his expensive wine suggestion and we got the cheapest bottle on the menu instead. I got the fettuccine with mushrooms and it was about $26. It wasn't bad, but I've had better pasta at Applebee's for 1/3 of the price. My friend got the cheese ravioli, still $19. The sauce reminded me of chef boyardee tomato sauce and the cheese was almost non-existent. Bottom line, it's really expensive for the quality of food and service.