Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Example Input: The young man does tricks over an orange safety cone. The skateboarder
Example Output: bend down to a bike and scurry on him.

Example Input: Someone throws his hat at one then strikes him down. He
Example Output: pirate turns away and is dragged by the wreckage.

Example Input: The guy with leg extensions leaves. Two people
Example Output:
are mixing in a golf match.