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Output: We hired this company in the summer of 2013. They had a great website and the owner, Jason, had a very dynamic personality said he was an 'Enrolled Agent with the IRS, etc. Seemed good. My first clue should have been they were more concerned about getting their first check, than they were about the information needed to create the bookkeeping and tax files. Months would go by without hearing from them and when you'd send an email, there would be no response. When you called, they would say there was an 'email problem' and to send it to a different email address. Then there was always an excuse for not replying; "I'm traveling.", "I'm not in the office", "I'll have ____ check on it", etc. Tax times rolls around and the owner brags, "All businesses wait until October to file their taxes, I've already put yours on an extension." Great! Then I got calls from my folks that said they hadn't received their 1099's. The office couldn't find the information, so I resent. I gave them numerous documents to work on bookkeeping, and nothing ever got put in place. Finally, I called the IRS and asked if an extension had been filed? The answer? No, but we see someone TRIED to file an extension on June 17th. Of course, when I called Total Business Solutions, Jason was 'traveling', but would get back to me the following week. I went into the office and asked for my tax documents. They handed me the same envelope I had given them and not one single letter or document with tax information had been opened. The bottom line? I paid this company more than $3000 in less than 12 months and never received one item of work in return. IRS 1099's not filed, personal and business taxes not filed, no bookkeeping, no receivables/expenditures, nada. But they did deduct their monthly fee. I have subsequently found out there are several others with this experience. Be very careful about hiring this business. If you do hire them, make sure you keep copies of all communication because chances are, you'll need it later for Court.

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Output: The beauty of Yelp is that you can discover great places that you drive right by all the time, hiding in plain sight. This is the case with Pan Asian. It's been one of my bookmarked places for quite a while and I finally got to experience it for myself last night. Arriving there around 7:30pm and armed with the Yelp deal, my boyfriend and I were the third party seated in the restaurant. As other reviews have already stated, Pan Asian is run by a husband and wife team and that's it! He's the host and waiter and she's the chef. I already knew that we had to try the tiger mango shrimp salad and the Thai Linguine because I trust most Yelpers and those dishes were highly recommended. Let me tell you, I felt like we hit the jackpot again! If I could have that salad every day, I would! It had real greens, not the wanna-be iceberg lettuce. The mango and grilled shrimp combined to make it one of the best salads I've had, light and savory. We ordered the Thai Linguine with shrimp and not spicy AT ALL, because I'm wimpy that way. This dish, too, was great. I'm usually boring and order Pad Thai when I have Thai food, but not when I return here, and, yes, I will definitely be back! It's the kind of place that you want to return to again and again to see how everything else on the menu tastes. I just hope that not everyone crowds over there all at once; Lisa is, after all, a one-woman show in the kitchen! Enjoy!

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Output: I'd like to give them no stars but I didn't have that option. I ordered food for delivery once and they took an hour and a half. They got lost and didn't bother calling me for directions even though I gave them my number specifically for that reason. My food was cold and I didn't get my entire order. They suck! Don't eat there.

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Man I used to love this place when it it was a quaint, affordable Cajun place with snazzy music and really interest atmosphere. But over the years, the music changed, the decorations got taken down, and the menu went from awesome to not so impressive. The food is also French or something Nus dye to the new changes to the menu. Even with a BOGO coupon, it wasn't worth it to eat at the current Mimis Cafe. The only saving grace its the fantastical carrot raisin loaf and clam chowder Fridays.