Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: I really, really wish I would've read these reviews before I booked with them. I bought a deal on Colorado's Best Deals (a Groupon-like website), and then when I called in to book my stay, they pretty much up-sold me into staying for 4 nights for "free," as long as I listened to a 90 minute time share presentation. What other people say here is 100% true. When you get to Vegas, they'll be no strip for you. Nope, rather a shuttle ride to the "fine" Plaza (I'll review this he*l hole more later) in downtown Las Vegas. It was one of the most horrifying hotel stays I've ever had. The room was tiny, had stains all over the walls and carpet and smelled horrible. The sink clogged (and smelled rotten), the staff was rude (except for the Poker Dealer -- he was great), and they have a $12 "resort" fee to cover your 2 bottles of water and a tiny, stinky fitness room. The timeshare presentation itself wasn't so bad. The company, RSL Resorts, I believe, were right in the hotel, so all we had to do was take the elevator down to floor 3. The salesman was horrible (just a bad salesman), which made telling them no that much easier. In any case, I guess the old mantra "you get what you pay for" is true. You pay "free" through Casablanca Express, expect to get that kind of quality. My suggestion: AVOID THEM AT ALL COSTS!)

Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: I have hesitated before to give not so great reviews to places, especially when they seem to be a valley institution and they are family run, however the whole reason we use Yelp is to help us make decisions on where we want to spend our hard earned money. When dealing with any situation that has both good and bad points I always take the bad first. Here it goes: Even though the staff was friendly I was giving only a spare few minutes to scan the menu before the waitress was back asking for my order. I was a server for years and it is bad form to ask someone for their order while the menu is still open in their hand and it is obvious they are reading it. When I asked for some more time, it was given to me but I felt it was somewhat reluctantly which lead to feeling more rushed. So I rushed and ordered something so stupid and the moment my order was out of my mouth I regretted it, tacos. I know, horrible! I don't know what I was thinking, I was hungry, only a granola bar was eaten to satiate my hunger hours ago. Taco Bell is better, these had very little meat, one was so scarce I wasn't sure if the meat was left off until I bit into it. The meat iself left the tacos sitting in a pile of grease, gross. The only toppings were a sprinkling of lettuce and smidge of cheese. They brought tabasco to the table and when I asked for tapatio or cholula I was brought sriracha. Finally I got some hot sauce that I didn't recognize the name but it was spicy enough. The taco shells were store bought and stale, ugh. Basically I thought I would write it off on a bad choice but the bottom line to me is if you have it on your menu it should be good. I have hesitated in writing negative reviews for other places because I have decided for one reason or another to try it again before I review it. Even though this place is cheap I know I won't go back there again, hence this review. Oh yes, I also think it is pretty lame to have an establishment that size and this day and age letting you pay cash only. The ATM in the front charges a fee, I wonder who gets to pocket that fee?

Problem: Write a positive (OPTIONS:
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A:
liked it a lot. great service and superb food. dishes were extremely tasty, the pork belly dish is a MUST!!!