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Jesus Christ & Mary Chain (introducing Scarlett Johansson) the petro pumps at this 7/11 suck enormous amounts of burro bicho! For fucks sake! I would never even come here if it were not for the Fox Rentals right across the street. Once, I was forced to pump so many separate times to ensure my tiny sub-compact was actually full after the useless, worthless pump indicated it was (when it wasn't), that my goddamn credit card company sent me emails so as to ensure they were not fraudulent charges. Pumps so shitty, your CC might get frozen and you will end up in Las Vegas City Jail with ~15,000$ in new debt. Fuck you! Fix your shitty pumps! Staff is polite though, regardless of what anyone else says. Or, at least they have always been cool with me. They should fix their pumps though. It's not rocket science ....

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