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An example of an positive review: How can I cell myself a chocolate lover and yet I've never been to Hotel Chocolat?! Thankfully this issue was solved last week when I attended the Yelp event, and I cannot wait to return. WALLS OF CHOCOLATE. A CHOCOLATE CAFE. WALLS OF CHOCOLATE. It was fantastic. I gave myself a ten pound limit and was still able to get out with three boxes of deliciousness. There's something there for everyone, and I cannot wait to give out the little boxes as gifts. We tried some of the hot chocolate and the chili hot chocolate was divine. As if it couldn't get any better, the staff were fantastic, the prices great and reasonable, and this wee little shop is just phenomenal. I've been seduced by Hotel Chocolate and I'm perfectly ok with it!

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An example of an negative review: Just awful. First of all, I had a terrible-tasting hamburger here. Do you know how hard it is to make a hamburger taste bad? Making them exceptional is an art, sure, but use any kind of decent beef and it'll taste good. That means they're using sub-standard beef and trying to mask it with fancy dressings. Their cocktails are wildly overrated. Oh, so there's smoke in it? Cool - if it didn't just drift away instantly. Their draft list is impressive, but the place is so packed and loud that you can't enjoy it. The design is nonexistent, and whatever cool the brick walls and edison lightbulbs contribute is obliterated by the gigantic TVs covering every conceivable surface. Another instance of a sports bar masquerading as a gastropub, only with terrible food. I also know it's not really fair to judge a restaurant by its clientele, but the day that Industry opened, the tenor of that stretch of Butler street changed. Now on Fridays & Saturdays it feels like the South Side, and not in a good way, with loud drunken arguments and dudes arguing over parking spots. I will say that the staff has always been very pleasant, so good for them. But this place is the worst, and it makes me fear for the future of Lawrenceville (and Pittsburgh) when this is the kind of restaurant that succeeds here.

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An example of an negative review: Save your money and go to Kyoto Bowl. Our waiter gaves us our metal bowls and then coddled my family like we're children. They have all the waiters follow us to get in line for the self-service buffet. They stand there like if you get out of line, you're bad. Weird...During this time, the waiter goes on and on about their food and what they have. Then when you get to the buffet, the choices are very limited and the food is so full of fluff you don't get to put much food in. Some of it is meant to be like sushi, uncooked, but since you put it in a bowl, it gets cooked with everything else. Oh yeah, and the place is loud. You'll have to sit elbow to elbow to hear your family. The novelty about this place is that you can watch the cooks cook your dismal amount on an open fire oven. That's the coolest thing about this place. They serve it in these trendy lopsided bowls. At this point, the food has really shrunk. The food is tasteless. Anyways, they give you the bill and even though somebody else paid for my bill, I was shocked by the price ~ $10 a bowl. If I had $10, I'd rather go to Taco Bell.

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An example of an negative review: Keeping it short and sweet...good for drinking with your amigos. food is eh...Service was prompt and oh so friendly