It was also my friends ' bdays and there were cupcakes ( I had three ) and two cakes , which I have eaten most of each ! I just had five eggs and some cereal as the boy just left and I ca n't sleep so i do what I do best , eat . The thing is , John is really small . He is just a tiny guy . being with him makes me feel like an even bigger whale than i usually feel I am .

A: how can the weight of the narrator be described ?

The house smirks and goads me on to tackle the green cave . Painstakingly I rub down and smooth the tired , faded , parched wood , then , finally dip my pad for the first time into the brown liquid that smells of artists ' studios and craftsman 's workshops . I take a deep breath .

A: What may happen before i paint the house ?

For my money , she 's the best female vocalist we have in Australia . Support act was waaaay too boring for my liking but i did n't hate it as much as the old crazy woman who was there that heckled him really badly . The venue is the size of a large lounge room so it 's not like she was drowned out by the rest of the crowd ! Felt bad for the guy .

A: Why might a large lounge room be a good place to see a gig ?

As much as it pains me to say it , our bed is going back to its mother . We are going to try to get something firmer , something that will help us feel rested when we wake up in the morning . So while I feel somewhat sad about this ( why ? ) I know it 's all for the best .

A:
Why is the narrator in the market for a new bed ?