Problem: Write a positive (OPTIONS:
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A: Went here on the back of seeing this on the food network. went for brunch, I had the french onion burger and it was very good. I wouldn't be fan of seating upstairs as it was like been on a bouncing castle. All in all it was a very positive experience
Q: positive

A: We made the drive from north Glendale for my 29th birthday dinner and it was so worth the trip! The atmosphere is fun, the staff was very attentive and the food was great! We ordered the shrimp san remo appetizer and steak and crab legs, steak and lobster and stuffed lobster entrees. Everything was delicious, the seafood was so fresh, and I got to choose a complimentary dessert to share with the table :) We will definitely go back and I highly recommend this place for other Arizona seafood lovers!!
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer: The food was good, the vibe was also good. ** Except there was a very unfriendly older lady taking my order. She seemed a bit annoyed and was just not pleasant nor warm. *** However, I will give it a second try at their Frank Lloyd Wright Location soon!!!. Hopefully they'll be a bit more friendly there!!! I've heard wonderful things about this restaurant from co-workers, so I wouldn't want to give up just because I had a not-so delightful first impression. :)
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Output: Oh dear, how very average. Actually the food was average and the service was below average. Mr. Mingvase was celebrating his birthday and this was the place he wanted to do it, so I made the reservation and asked for a great table. Now this is of course a personal choice and some people love it but for me sitting outside was the worse seating - you couldn't get a sense of the restaurants atmosphere and when the big frog started singing a country song in his cowboy hat we knew it was time to ask to be indoors. The move to an indoor table took about 15 minutes with noone bothering to stop by to ask how we were doing or if we needed a drink while we waited. Eventually the MOD came by and asked if everything was OK and re-seated us right away. She was great and we were looking forward to our evening. Our next server was slow and so not interested in giving great service, it was weird. Oh well, the food would make up for it right? Not so much. I had the pate to start which was really great, but nothing I hadn't tasted before. Next on to duck for me (I think, can't remember to be honest, totally forgettable) and steak medium-rare for the b'day boy. However the steak came out medium to well and had to be sent back - seriously a kitchen of this quality can't get that right? And one of my biggest pet-peeves is that my food is in front of me getting cold as I wait for the other dish to come back for the next 10 minutes with no server in sight to deal with it. Ugh. This time lapse did give me the opportunity to "over hear" the conversation between the table next to us and their server - she questioned why she was being charged $28 for 1 glass of wine, the server said that she asked him to make a suggestion and that is what he bought for her. It was all so uncomfortable and felt tacky. Anyhoo, don't spend your winnings here or if you do lower your expectations.
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output: Nope. We won't be back. Let me start by saying the service was great. Our server was a sweetheart. So, there is that. But right away we were disappointed when the hostess told us there were no available seats within the restaurant. It was empty. But I guess there was some kind of event going on. Yet, all the attendees of the event were milling about outside. The entire time we were there, we never saw them go in and sit. This means we could have sat inside. We were not happy about sitting outside. West Charleston is right there and full of traffic. Annoying. Not to mention we were seated right on the curb so cars pulling into the restaurant were a mere arms length away. I just don't find sitting in the street with traffic a great ambiance for dinner. The food was just ok. We ordered the crab and artichoke dip as an appetizer and I thought it was very good. For dinner I ordered the blackened salmon, green beans and grits. I was not impressed with the beans. They were slimy and tasteless. The grits were fantastic. They were the highlight of my meal. The salmon? Ugh. I'm a salmon junkie. I love salmon. I'll eat it cooked (or not) in any fashion. I eat it at least once a week. This was, hands down, the worst salmon I've ever had. The outside was covered in some kind of spicy seasoning. That would have been fine but the inside? No flavor at all. Zero. With all the spicy seasoning on the outside, there is no reason my taste buds should have been searching out for flavor. But they were. My husband had the jambalaya. He said it was good but then he said it would be hard to mess up jambalaya. He said it didn't taste any different than any other place he has had it. It was good, but nothing special. Even though they messed up the salmon--like seriously just terrible salmon--the gouda grits and the great service would have had me back for a second try--if not for the crappy location.
Q: negative

A:
Just. Ugh. I got roped into going here with my 20-something coworkers, and I put on a brave face and went in the spirit of community. (I've been here before but it's been awhile.) We first went up to the third-floor entrance, where we were turned away and told to go downstairs. After going through the ID check, then the second ID check, then the first line, then the second line, we could see people being let in on the third floor. I guess we weren't dressed well enough for him? (Well, my co-workers were dressed to the nines, anyway. I had left my Hot Girl Disguise back in my twenties.) I suppose some people enjoy being crammed into a room, paying $11 for a miniscule amaretto sour, being eye-level with the scantily-clad buttocks of a go-go dancer in fur boots, or literally being shoved out of the way by a staff member because it was very important that the whole club know that someone bought a bottle of Grey Goose. (They up-light it with a flashlight as it makes its way through the dance floor, I guess so we can all Ooh and Ahh as it floats by.) That night Mario Lopez (of A.C. Slater/Dancing with the Stars fame) was supposed to be hosting an event. I didn't see much hosting, in fact I didn't see much of anything. He was up in the VIP area hanging out, and I couldn't even get close enough to see one curl on his head. Being a Saved By The Bell fan at heart, being able to see him or wave at him or something would have at least made the experience kind of redeeming, but no dice. I lasted until 12:45, at which point I excused myself and found the coworkers my own age drinking beer on a neighboring bar's patio like regular people. And I think that's where I'll be staying from now on.