Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A: This place drives me crazy. They disguise their 7 for 7 happy hour as a deal, but in reality it's a huge rip off. If they displayed their 7 "deals" and people had the option to see what they were ordering prior to putting it in, I can't imagine anyone in their right mind would choose anything from the menu. Their portions are beyond tiny, they are micro. A $40 bill and left still hungry. Save your money and the frustration. The quality of food is above average, but I need more than a spoon full.

Problem: Write a positive yelp review.
A: The Grand Lux Cafe reminds me of a Cheesecake Factory with a much larger budget. The menu is just as varied, with soup, omelettes, burgers, and other diner fare. There's also the emphasis on dessert and drinks, and the classy ambiance made possible by cushy booths, high ceilings, and mood lighting. However, The Grand Lux Cafe upped the quality quotient of their goods a good amount. Bread, potatoes, and veggies are fresh -- as they should be. Shame about the runny eggs.

Problem: Write a positive yelp review.
A:
I am always weary when it comes to going to Vietnamese restaurants. I am also kind of hesitant when it comes to Vietnamese restaurants that serve Chinese food. With that being my family's background, it is hard to eat at some places and not say that one of my parents could make it better. It has been forever since I went to a restaurant with the intention of getting pho. I came here with a group of friends to celebrate one of them getting a promotion. None of us ordered from the Vietnamese menu. It is probably for the best, because I am unforgiving most of the time. Instead we got items off of the Chinese menu and did it family style. The eggrolls and crab rangoons are nothing special. I would rather skip the appetizers and just order more entree dishes. The Pepper Beef is generous and comes with a beautiful array of broccoli. Mongolian Beef was tender and had a decent flavor to it, but it lacked the kick. Kung Pao Chicken had me searching out for the hot peppers to make up for the previous dish. The Singapore Noodles came in a mountain sized portion and had a subtle curry flavor to it. The stand out dish was the Honey Garlic Porkchops. They are phenomenal. Large pieces of boneless and bone in meat fried crisp, tossed in a lightly sweet sauce, and topped with fried chopped garlic. I was grabbing piece after piece. Not only is Pho Kim Long a place to sooth your hangover. It is a place to get it started. With a decent selection of mainly imported Asian beers and a few common domestics, you can begin the party. Add in some cold sake to do sake bombs and you have a party. With 2 apps, five entrees, and three rounds of drinks we paid $120. It is a deal.