Given an Amazon customer review, write a title for the review. The preferred titles are under fifteen words.

Input: Consider Input: Horrible, blew up when I turned it on, like littlerly key popped of. So expencive, for a horrible laptop, it's copyright to because it's a remake of the Windows 8 and is running the windows 8 soft where down waist your 1,567 bucks. Sending it back right now!

Output: THE WORST LAPTOP EVER MADE

Input: Consider Input: I've had the Alfa for nearly two years on my old PC. When I first hooked it up, I was amazed that it could pull in neighbors<br />a half mile away. I recently built a new high end system and thought it was time to upgrade the wireless adapter. The new adapter cost three<br />times as much, and was not able to pick up my router which is 70 ft away. I spent 3 hours on line with the manufacturer and they gave up.<br />I unplugged the new wireless PCI express adapter from my computer. Downloaded the latest driver for Win 7 from Alfa and I'm back in buisness.<br />Picking up dozens of neighbors (80% strenght, just to give you some idea of distance) and my own wireless at nearly full strenght.<br />I'f I every upgrade, it will be to a dual band Alfa, but for now this is great.

Output: Beats the competition

Input: Consider Input: This lovely gadget was just what I needed.<br />First I should note, I received the BLUE item pictured, not the white one. It came nicely boxed with a drivers CD which thankfully had a nice unobtrusive driver that installs easily in a WINDOWS XP SP2 environment - just what I needed.<br />I tried a few cheaper $5 adapters, and they all lacked a compatible driver. One seller even tried to tell me his would work just fine with no driver, even though XP kept asking for one. Spend the $10 extra on this one - it isn't worth risking a virus and wasting your time searching around online for drivers that may or may not work.<br />Go ahead - laugh and snicker all you want at me for using an operating system that is at least 4 generations behind the times and no longer even supported by its maker.<br />I'm a firm believer in \"if it ain't broke, don't fix it\" and no one has yet given me a compelling reason to upgrade.
Output: Finally - one that comes with a driver for XP