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Q: From a lifetime of undisciplined reading with innocent pencil in hand and malice prepense in mind, I have gleaned a harvest of what I am pleased to denominate Red Pants items, a sampling of which follows.
A:
After years of reading with innocent pencil and malice prepense, I have created a list, a sample of which follows, coined Red Pants items.