Problem: The crab fled the filthy water for the fresh seaweed. The

My choice: seaweed made him as happy as a crab could be.

Problem: Christine's tree frog scares the crap out of Monica, so

My choice: Christine is the animal lover.

Problem: Nick told Ryan they were having heart attack symptoms, so

My choice: Nick was driven to the hospital immediately.

Problem: I needed to get a cavity worked on. Should I get a root canal or a filling? The

My choice:
root canal would hurt more.