Q: I have yet to be impressed by anything in the Laurent Tourondel empire and this certainly was no exception. The Classic Burger would have been mediocre if served at a local diner, and downright pathetic when billed as a "gourmet" burger. Dry and almost tasteless. The waffle fries were good, but not any better than they would be anywhere else, like, maybe Chick-Fil-A. Keep walking. OPTIONS:
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A: negative

Q: Naked City Pizza? Does the "Naked" in the name refer to the emperor's new clothes? Because I honestly don't get the hype about this place... I've tried it three times...three strikes...and never again. The first time, I didn't go into the actual restaurant but ordered from the Office Bar next door. I paid around $14 for what was supposed to be a pastrami, mozzarella and pesto sandwich, with a side of fries. The bartender who took my order and brought my food told me the guy said they ran out of fries. No substitution was offered, a portion of my money wasn't returned. The person in the restaurant wouldn't open the door to talk to me. The sandwich itself was smaller than I thought it would be given the price. The meat was cut a bit too thick. There was a tiny bit of cheese, and the amount of pesto was so miniscule that I didn't see the point of it even being there...it was so bland it didn't even add anything to the sandwich. On my second visit....I ordered from the Office Bar again, this time, the sandwiches weren't advertised as coming with any sides. I got a meatball sub.... It was really interesting to say the least. Parts of the bread were burnt...There was hardly any cheese...the sauce was cold. The pieces of meatball themselves ranged from semi frozen to luke warm....They had the consistency of mashed potatoes and tasted somewhat akin to processed gyro "meat" product. I noticed people in the bar throwing much of their pizzas away, and being told that the safest bets from Naked City Pizza are the fries, wings and chicken fingers... On my third visit...I made it to the restaurant itself. I was greeted by a blonde ogre with the grace and femininity of a female Nazi concentration camp guard...while a man I recognized as being one of the regulars who dig through local dumpsters, was sweeping the kitchen floor, his face redolent of an alcoholic's glow, and his pants falling down. Another wannabe valkyrie was complaining about her job and took a cigarette break, while a morbidly obese couple sat there amidst the dirty tables and refuse ridden floor, contemplating....consuming the two large pizzas set before them at a sloth like pace. I was sober....I had my dignity, I walked out... Never again. Later on, I found out that Naked City Pizza was featured on Channel 13's Dirty Dining...I wasn't at all surprised....had I known that beforehand, I would have never bothered... OPTIONS:
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A: negative

Q: The portions are huge. Reasonable price. The fish I ordered was decent. OPTIONS:
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A: positive

Q: Ordered pizza and wings online. Delivery driver left a message on my phone that she left the food at my front door. No food at my front door. I called the delivery driver's number that was on my caller id....no answer until I blocked my number. Delivery driver claimed to have left the food at the front door and someone must have walked by and taken it (My front door is not visible from any walkway so very doubtful). Called the store and they told me there was nothing they could do until a manager got there an hour later--and again said that someone must have walked by my apartment and took it. Got a call about 45 minutes later from a gentleman down the street to let me know that my food was sitting at his door when he got home from work. I called the store back and told them that the delivery person delivered it to the wrong address. POOR CUSTOMER SERVICE. Someone needs to teach their employees that you DO NOT blame the customer for YOUR mistake. Will NEVER order pizza from this store again. OPTIONS:
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negative