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Output: I wish I could give them ZERO stars. I took three things there: 1. They are cheap and used big pins to attach my skirt to a hanger, instead of using an actual skirt hanger. This put two holes in my brand new skirt. 2.They ruined a $400 dress. It had a small spot on it - they did not get the spot out and they took the color out of it so it cannot be fixed by any other dry cleaner. 3. They lost my third dress and told me I didn't bring it in. Finally after arguing with them, they searched everywhere and found it. Then they tried to blame it on me and tell me I gave them the wrong name. On top of all of that, they overcharge! I have never in my life been so disgusted with a business.

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Output: I briefly lived in Scottsdale for 10 months & knowing that 1) I'll be spending Saturday evening with my "Alpha Male" ( reports to work in Phx for the National Guard once a month) 2) Visiting Scottsdale again & seeing friends 3) Going shopping at the new Chandler Premium Outlet..was good reasons for me to get super-excited. I bid for a 4-star hotel thru Priceline & I won for $120/night. I was going to spend two nights in this property & pictures look promising: the grounds are beautiful, the hotel facade looks so grand. I was taken to my room by one of the bell dudes who has to cart me away to where it was...I've learned the hotel is a sprawling 40-acre property & a pro-baseball team had just left that afternoon. The entire team and entourage apparently stayed there for spring training. Then the door was unlocked, 2 beds.....really? After informing the snobby receptionist my boyfriend will be joining me the following day, she gives me a 2-bed room? Great. I've to negotiate for a 1-king bed bedroom & after a slew of flimsy excuses that they're full (really?...people actually stay here?...super-outdated 80s furniture they're trying to pass up as "Southwestern style"...cheap wall paper that's peeling off in the bathroom, rusty faucet, super-gross carpet), I was taken to another wing of what seemed like apartment complexes for a 1-king bedroom..... My boyfriend who joined me the following day wasn't impressed too & we shared the same disappointed feeling. Only good thing that pacified him was the nice big hot tub at the main pool area. To me, the only good thing there was the Asian ladies who are at the hotel's main dining area seating guests and serving breakfast. They're very friendly & eager to please the guests. The breakfast I had sucked tho. Denny's served far better breakfast, I'm sorry. The fact that Priceline even insulted my intelligence by having this hotel as 4-stars really did it, I'm not coming back. Holiday Inn Express & The Residence Inn are a lot more comfortable hotels to stay at, I swear!

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Output: Parking (2/5): Parking is a big hastle. Unless if you get to the stadium three or four hours before the games starts, then you will find the parking easily. $15/per car (cash only), I am not sure if the rates are different for big trucks. I went there for a USC vs Frezno; and because it was a big games. I think they did do a good job directing traffic to the park lot. Ambiance (N/A): I have this category for restaurants, so it doesn't really apply to a stadium. In short, all I can say that ambiance was loud enough for a place full of drunk-passionate USC fans. Service (2/5): There was a lot of hired help, bathrooms were clean enough and the concessions lines moves as a fast enough pace. However, some areas definitely needed more cleaning, i.e. there were trash cans that were overflowing and some toilets in the men room were doing same, except it was more disgusting. Food and beer are very expensive, which should be no surprise to anyone. A bottle of Bud cost $7 and $6 hot dogs were subpar. Overall (2/5), it's a mediocre place for to rob die-hard fans. The stadium itself is very small, but the positive of that is that you feel like you are sitting very close to the actual field. I probably wouldn't have gone there if it wasn't a free ticket ($55) through a consulting company's generosity.

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The service was exceptional during our last visit. Everyone from the hostess - manager- bus people - wait team and especially our waitress Holly, were team oriented and driven to take care of us. We had a premium corner round table for six of us, water was constantly filled, drinks/food were delivered quickly and we we're checked in on as needed throughout our drinks/appetizers/salads and entre's. The shrimp sushi was particularly tasty, a recommendation from Holly. Holly was really on the ball, pleasant and well informed on anything that was asked of her. Between Bandera's down the road, Houston's on Camelback and this Houston's - I prefer this place of the three. The overall ambiance spoke to me and put me into a comfortable/fun experience zone.