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Output: Consistently a good experience. Amazing hummus, always a variety of new dishes.

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Output: I've been here three times. Each time I've gone, the sushi bar will "lose" part/most of my order. (My first round I usually order two things. A roll, and a bunch of eel or tuna or something...) They usually only bring me just the roll, or just the sushi. Never both. *Never* both. They just give me one, and I never see the other part. Or --like the last time -- none of my order. The last time I went, I was in a group of four. The other three guys in that group were on their second round. I hadn't received a single thing. I'm just sitting there, waiting. I bring it up to the waitress, she goes to "look" for it, returning five minutes later to refill water. (Without food, nor a single word about my order.) The other guys were just about done, when the waitress (out of pity?) brings me *someone else's* order that they didn't wind up wanting. By this time, I had ordered at least or or five things (over the course of an hour), and not a single thing was delivered. When I asked to speak with the manager, "the manager" (whom I maintain was just another waitress --she was too young and too combative off the bat to be a real manager) claimed that everything had arrived to my table. "You were given everything you ordered." "Uhm... no I haven't." Rest of the table: "LOL, no he hasn't! He hasn't received a single plate of food he's ordered!" "Yes you did. We have the ticket!" "Then why am I hungry after an hour? Why would I bother you about this at an AYCE restaurant, if I had --in fact-- eaten? That doesn't make any sense!" (This detail still perplexes me, to this day.) The "manager" left in a huff, never to return. We had to leave around then, to be on time for plans we had later in the evening. I paid the bill in full, and left hungry. I'm *still* mad about that, to be honest. This place is popular, but there are better places in town.

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Output: I had a flyer on my door for this place and figured "what the heck, why not." I like the fact that they are open until 5am. Their menu had a lot of choices and prices were great. That's where the "great" ends. It was mediocre. We ordered a pepperoni pizza, cheese bread sticks and fettuccine alfredo. I don't care for alfredo to begin with so my input doesn't count, but my fiance said it was "okay" The cheese bread sticks were nothing more than dough with a tiny bit of cheese and a little Italian seasoning tossed in. Pizza was ok. Really nothing spectacular, or even worth trying again. Maybe their specialty pizzas have a bit more going but from what I had I was not impressed.

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Bad: - Paid for daily Wifi, it was very horrible, that it kept disconnecting. Do no pay for Wifi. It's better to step out to The Linq with free and dependable Wifi. - Room key card kept get de-magnetized. Same excuse, do not put it near your phone. I didn't have a phone with my card as it was left often in the hotel room. So then they brought up renovation, it might be the system. I visited the desk a lot for key replacements. - I had scheduled a phone interview, and asked to have them call the hotel, as cell service in Vegas is no bueno. I sat for 4 hours in my room waiting for the phone call. So I called from the hotel phone, twice to my interviewer at $14.99 per call. I just wasted $30. What do I find out upon reading my emails later in the evening? The hotel told them that I wasn't a guest there. Mind you, the room is booked under my name, and I've been there for 3 days already. What they did with directing the phone was unbelievable. - 6AM phone calls about spa at the Quad, so I called them to only have fitness answer the phone to tell me there's no spa there. Then why call me at 6AM with your recorded message advertising the spa? - Pool? Under renovation, carry your room key card to swim at the Flamingo next door . Good: - Located at the center of the strip for easy access - price is good, but wait until it's renovated, I can't guarantee how well it'd be.