Sentiment analysis: Meh. At least the drinks were strong so you would be drunk enough to buy a lap dance from a relatively clean girl.

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Sentiment analysis: Terrible experience with a granite vanity top. Ordered it in December and it took them 2 months to get the pice cut and delivered to the store only to find out they did not have the right color or pattern that we ordered. Attempt number 2 resulted in them delivering it only breaking it in half as they carried it in. 3rd attempt resulted in them not being able to find any alternative granite slab so with a lot of frustration and concern, I finally had them refund my money after this 3 month ordeal. On shelf items might be the way to go but forget about any special orders. Awful experience and lack of any concern to resolve the problem.

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Sentiment analysis: The people below me are all idiots. This bar was awesome when I was living in Madison. Maybe it sucks because I left town. This bar added a much needed sexy martini bar to the Madison scene. You could dress up, (rare in Madison) grab a martini upstairs and dance hip hop in the basement with a live DJ. Martini lounge + Hip Hop= sexy good time. Some of the best and worse moments of my life have happened here. Poem time.... Coat, tie, and loafers That girl is simply stunning. Gin Martini. Neat. Talent Level ? Redunk.

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positive