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An example of an positive review: So once upon a time, I wrote a review where I said that I didn't recommend The Porch for a full, satisfying meal. At the time I meant what I said, because I honestly hadn't had a super awesome lunch or dinner here yet. But now that's changed, so I feel obligated to update my opinion in writing. I admit, I'm not at the point that I can say "yeah 5 stars!" - I haven't quite forgotten The Porch's history of being hit or miss in terms of the quality of the food and the service during past visits. Still, the last few times I've been here have showed consistent and major signs of improvement, particularly in terms of the food. I admittedly also haven't quite forgotten about the bitter quiche and overcooked "meh" burger I'd eaten here previously. But I HAVE found lots of things to like since then. For example, I now have an excellent favorite go-to food here: their prime rib sandwich. It's juicy, delicious, and perfectly topped with cheese, greens and onions - the whole combination just melts in my mouth. Add in a side of The Porch's amazing crispy taters and I'm set - mmmm! I've also had the chance to sample their pizzas and a couple salads, and I haven't had any complaints about those - I actually really enjoyed sampling the interesting ingredient mixes concocted for those menu items. Oh, and of course I have to give a thumbs up on their drinks! Unique cocktails like the Pineapple Sage Margarita make this an excellent place to go for a happy hour, and I absolutely have to give a nod of respect to any place that carries Wigle Whiskey options (yum!). I think that despite the rocky start we had, I'll definitely keep coming back to explore The Porch's menu now - based on my last few meals here, they've really started to find their stride in terms of meal planning. Besides, I feel obligated to help support any business that does as much to use local ingredients and even make some of their own as The Porch does. Perfect they are not, but they're definitely a two-thumbs up kind of place!

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An example of an negative review: Last trip just played here, both craps, blackjack, and the sports book. I agree with others that it's just not that much fun playing here. I did win some $ so it's not all sour grapes. The whole place just seemed like it needs to be remodeled. Kind of dirty and just not that pleasant. I had a floor person tell me upon seeing my blackjack basic strategy card "there's the cheater's card" without a hint of sarcasm or joking. Wow! I really want to give you my business now! Had a dealer who was always PO'ed no matter what I did, tip or otherwise. Yuck. Had a similar experience last trip a couple years back and this experience sealed my opinion of the place. My 2 cents: take your gambling elsewhere!

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An example of an negative review: This Location is closest to me being less than a mile away from my home, but my past experiences has me driving 4 miles to tatum and bell for the 24 Hour location (also because of their amazing service and good food) every time i have been to this location it has been a bad experience especially with employees who have terrible accents and are very hard to understand in-person or through the drive-thru window which gets very frustrating on my end and on there end which has even led to one of the employees talking to me like i was a baby which i was very unhappy about plus with the drive-thru window the service inside and out is slow as hell, and as for the food, it's always wilted and looks as though its been sitting out for awhile without being changed. as for the drive-thru, the audio quality at the crappy looking menuboard is awful, almost impossible to communicate through causing confusion, and frustration amongst the customer and the employees pros: it's subway, close to my house Cons: Service quality is bad, and the employees are hard to understand and are extremely impatient as well as unfriendly, the drive-thru audio quality is impossible to communicate through. food is gross looking, and taste is not far behind. conclusion: i would definitely not recommend this location to a friend but if you absolutely had no choice i guess you could always put up with the crap the employees dish out in-store and in the drive-thru

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An example of an positive review: Best Mexican food on campus!