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Output: Reluctant at first to try a burger boasted for it's smashed thin meat, I walked in and was greeted by the friendly staff. They asked if it was my first time there as I gazed upon the large menu to the right of the counter. They offered tips, suggestions, and successfully guided me in selecting my big Sin City Burger and side of Smash Fries with a fountain drink. I did think it was interesting that they had $1 cans of PBR and other brands that came with a frosty mug available with the purchase of any food item. They gave me my order number and instructed me to sign up on their website in order to receive a free burger on my next visit. When my burger was brought out to me my eyes were immediately drawn to the egg bun. It appeared fresh, fluffy, and had a wonderful golden yellow color to it that made me want to grab it and take a bite. The burger was topped with fried egg, bacon, American cheese, grilled onion and haystack onions. Upon mastication I was sold! The burger was phenomenal. I tend to cherish any burger that involves egg, but this one in particular was choice. One issue I had which could easily be remedied my following visit, would be to ask for no grilled onions. It already included haystack onions (aka shoestring onions) and the addition of grilled onions seemed to overpower the sandwich. Also, they would not allow me to order my egg to be 'runny', they make them only one way. Through ordering the bigger version of the sandwich I noticed the meat patty itself was much larger than the bun which lead me to believe their buns only come in one size (no joke intended). The Smash Fries were simply regular thin cut french fries with rosemary, garlic and olive oil over them. A nice and welcome spin on what would have been an ordinary order of fries. One of the coworkers I was there with had ordered a 'create-your-own-burger' and the cooks had neglected to put bacon on the burger he had ordered and paid for. Upon notifying the staff, they quickly amended the problem and gave him a coupon for a free burger the next time he came in. A very nice gesture. All in all, my lunch was a success. I was very satisfied with my meal and I look forward to returning for my free burger! I think it is safe to say I will become a regular at this chain burger joint.

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Output: Interesting architecture, but that's all that was interesting about this place. Very college-pub atmosphere with not a whole lot interesting beer..

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Output: Ahh yes, Sardella's and their $5 medium pizza special. The location near 19th Ave and Union is my Sardella's home base. We grab a cheapie medium cheese to go quite often (the price is not good for delivery). The toppings, ingredients & cheese is much better than what you would find at those national chains. For a small shop cooked, good medium pizza, you can't beat 5 bucks. Try their ranch dressing as well. It's made in house and is delish.

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The only reason I have this show two stars were for the showgirl costumes. Wow. Glam. The show itself, I really REALLY wanted to like it but storyline was HORRIBLE! It's just randomness everywhere. It didn't flow at all. Sometimes the dancers themselves look unsure and uncomfortable. I can count on three fingers the acts that weren't horrible. Please get rid of the Sampson/Delilah skit. Just cut it out and save everyone 20 min of 'wth'. The titanic set was beautiful but the vision for it was doomed as the titanic itself. The two guys in white before the titanic skit were about the best part of the whole show. Too bad it was just a transition act. The finale was saved only by the costumes. Please bring back classy old school Vegas.