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An example of an negative review: Since moving back to Madison from San Diego in August, I have spent inordinate amounts of money on dry cleaning at Kinke Cleaners, which I thought was the only game in town. However, the quality of their service was poor, in particular the pressing (especially for delicate fabrics like silk) and removal of smells from shirts. I had to have items re-pressed and over time have become increasingly dissatisfied. The final straw came this week - Klinke on University Ave. nearly destroyed a formal dress with complex folds on the bodice that I need to wear tomorrow to a black tie invited wedding in Chicago. I had them re-press it, thinking it would be fixed; it was worse and I had no idea what I'd wear to the wedding. Thankfully I found another dry cleaning company (Right Touch Dry Cleaners near Woodmans on the west side) that executed the job perfectly. I will continue to bring some routine items (pants) to Klinke since it so close to my home/job, but will drive to the far west side for anything that needs high-quality treatment.

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An example of an negative review: Mehhhhh.... My dad wanted to come here because he saw the hand pulled noodles. I must say I was excited initially because I feel like hand pulled noodles are kind of being forgotten and seldom used by restaurants. I really like the modern feel of it. Probably the only reason why I gave it two stars. The huge tanks of fish were cool, but they looked a little dirty inside, hope the fish weren't dying...and I liked the way the walls looked as well. My parents both got the seafood noodle soup with hand pulled noodles. I got the Zha Jiang Mein noodles with hand pulled noodles as well. So I'll start with the semi positive, the broth was nice, clean, tasty. Oh and the vegetables in my noodles were tasty too. Now the bad, the huge shrimps and scallops were nice to see, but they were overcooked, a bit rubbery. I mean they weren't super overcooked, but a bit over. And paying what, like $16 bucks for it, the seafood better be cooked well, dang it! The Zha Jiang Mein noodles were SUPER SALTY, gah, I could barely eat it so I took a bit of the seafood broth in the noodles. Ahh, much better. It is WAY too expensive, WAY too expensive, but then again, it is Vegas. But I just feel like Asian food should between $5-15 ($15 is on the expensive side and I'm NOT talking about Panda Express) Sighh...I was just disappointed, verryy disappointed. I don't recommend you come here, don't LET the hand pulled noodles DRAW you in, IT'S A TRAP!

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An example of an positive review: I'm one of those odd ducks that gets excited over the promise of Irish food, but I love me some corned beef and cabbage and when this became a suggestion, I was stoked. It's definitely a pub and not a quiet one. There was live music in one room and in another, for reasons I'm unclear on, a magician. Entertaining any way that you look at it. We had some great salmon and some Irish eggroll looking thing for appetizers and then the food came. My corned beef was wonderfully flavorful and the Shepherds pie looked good, but the gold medal goes to the fish and chips. Oh my, it was massive. Super gigantic, great flavoring. Nom nom nom. Highly recommend this place if you're starting to get sick of steak dinners and want something a little different.

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An example of an positive review: After spending the Friday night of Restaurant week at Beckett's Table, I now understand why it is such an important week for restaurants. Based on my experience that night, I will, without a doubt, return to Beckett's Table for what I am sure will be another excellent meal. Weeks later my Husband is still talking about this place, which is a tad annoying, but surely understandable. We both decided to get different things so we could experience all that Becket's had to offer. Highlights included the chopped salad, the green chili (which was somehow kinda sweet) and the fish. We thoroughly enjoyed the bacon smores, which were obviously something unique and unlike anything I've ever had before. The regular menu here looks great and we know we'll be back soon to have another great meal!