Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: Not entirely impressed with Golden Spoon...I've definitely had better yogurt and toppings. Plus I feel really gross after eating it - the reason this review is getting 2 stars instead of just 1 is they do give you a golden spoon to eat with, which I think is cute :)
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A: The spouse and I live close so we decided to try it out with all the great reviews we've heard. Okay- so the whole, "get in line and get your own food in a cafeteria line" is lame. I personally am not fond of it. I go out to eat to order and SIT. That's my only complaint. They had some Barq's red creme soda on fountain tap and I never drink pop so clearly- it blew my mind and was amazing. That was good. Then we decided to get the sampler plate and loaded baked potato with chicken. The sides we ordered was Mac n' cheese and also- a crowd-pleaser to the taste buds. The sampler has ribs, and brisket. The brisket is worthy of ordering alone. The bbq sauces are all tasty also. I will forever order the baked potato with chicken as my entree because it was so delicious. There are picnic tables outside to eat on and we loved the casual vibe with kids running around. A tad pricey- but that's bbq prices everywhere.
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer: Never flying this lousy airline ever again. They screw you over at every opportunity. I wish there was a way to give zero stars.
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Output: Simple -- the food was okay, the location was okay, but the service was some of the worst we experienced over the course of 12 days here. We were essentially forgotten. If you want to sit back and relax all afternoon, this might be okay. Though it's noisy since they pack so many tables in there. If you want a quick meal, look elsewhere.
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output: This review is only for the seafood department in the store. I'm not an idiot, I realize that trying to buy fresh seafood in the Phoenix area is not one of the greatest ideas one could have, but I live in Boston and make my living as a fish monger/fish cook. So I know about fish, and my family was hoping that i would cook for them while I'm out here. This place was a fail as soon as I walked to the counter. The shell fish were all kept on plates above the ice and I noticed that several mussels and clams had already opened. Not only should shell fish be kept directly on ice, part way buried in the stuff is best, and if you loose a few in the process of the day you take them out of the case and dispose of the them. Not leave them out for everyone to see that your not keeping your seafood cold and just letting it go south. You may as well keep it out side in the trunk of your car. Spoiled seafood is spoiled seafood. I don't care if you do put it on a shiny platter and put a "sale" sticker on it. I ended up having to make do with some frozen flounder, I brought them home and thawed them out, only to find they were SATURATED with water, I actually had to hold them over the sink and gently squeeze water out of them. In the years I've worked with all manner of fish, I've never actually had wring a fish dry like it was some sort of towel. Honest to god, I twisted the ends until the fillets started to curl, then they started realizing an truly unusual amount of fluids. It was disgusting.
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer:
This place is really more for the beer and wings crowd they pander to. On game night it is always packed, and service is unreasonably slow both at the tables and the bar. The last time I was here was with my best friend, who had befriended the bartender and demanded that I tag along and enjoy the drinks that the two of the came up with. Well, us not caring about pop sport culture did not know it was a game night, and so struggled to find seats at the bar. Her friend the bartender took a while to get us our drinks, which was fine since he had to service the whole place. But then came the food fiasco. First, it took fifteen minutes for us to put in our order. Then it took twenty minutes for the order to go through. Which isn't all that bad considering, but the thing was, we only ordered appetizers. I got fried pickles and she got the sampler plate. I was approached by a waiter with two baskets of fried pickles who asked me if I had order some. I said yes, and they gave me a basket. Turns out the people next to us had ordered two baskets of fried pickles. I basically just jacked their pickles. I didn't know this until much, much, much later when my friend got her plate and they gave me another basket of fried pickles. The bill was only for one as well. I seriously hope those people didn't end up paying for two. Overall their burgers and wings aren't excellent, it's really the sauce and fifty TVs they have there that keep people coming.