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Alcohol dehydrates you, and since Jagermeister has such high alcohol by volume, it dehydrates you very quickly. Try alternating a full glass of water with every drink of Jager you take. The water will slow down the dehydration process and keep you from getting too drunk. Understand that because you are drinking so much water, you will be running to the bathroom quite frequently. The more alcohol you drink, the less water you will remember to consume. Drink a couple glasses of water before you start drinking alcohol to help level the playing field. If a room is especially warm, you may find yourself dehydrated sooner rather than later. If you're sweating more than you normally do, drink even more water to avoid becoming too drunk. Going to the bathroom frequently doesn't just dehydrate your body it also depletes it of necessary nutrients. This loss of nutrients is partially responsible for the hangover you feel the next day. To counteract this, drink plenty of electrolytes while drinking Jagermeister. Keep packets of Emergen-C handy, so you can mix them into water and drink them between glasses of Jager. Buy a bottle of Gatorade and chug that between drinks of Jager. Drinking from a curved or round glass can result in you drinking more alcohol, because it's tougher to gauge how much alcohol you've consumed. Keep track of how many drinks you've had (and if you can, how many ounces are in each drink). This will keep you from drinking too much too quickly. Standard drink size for Jagermeister is usually 1.5 fluid ounces. Standard drink size for a glass of wine is 5 fluid ounces. For beer, it's 12 ounces. Ask for your Jagermeister neat or on the rocks. Mixing Jager with sugar will only increase your chances of getting dehydrated. And if you are drinking Jagermeister, stick to Jagermeister. Mixing different types of alcohol is the easiest way to get sick or too drunk. If you plan on mixing your Jager with sugary drinks, decrease your sugar intake earlier in the day to help your body maintain balance. Sugary drinks go down easier and faster, so removing sugar from your drink is a great way to help nurse your drink longer. Moderate drinking for men is described as 2 drinks per day and 14 drinks per week. For women, moderate drinking consists of 1 drink per day and 7 drinks per week. Decide ahead of time how buzzed you want to get while drinking, set a concrete number of drinks you're allowed to have and stick to that number. No-risk drinking for men consists of 3-4 drinks per day. For women, it's 2-3 drinks per day. Low-risk drinking for men consists of 5-7 drinks per day. For women, it's 4-5 drinks per day.

summary: Drink water. Increase your electrolytes. Drink your Jagermeister from a straight glass. Drink your Jagermeister straight up. Limit the amount you drink.

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Wash your hands before preparing your lobster tail. This is generally a good idea when working with any food. Your hands come into contact with thousands of bacteria over the course of the day. Lather up with some anti-bacterial soap. Wipe down your counter-tops and cooking tools, too. Depending on the menu for your lobster dinner, you will want to buy enough lobster tails to feed those attending your party. An eight-ounce lobster tail is normally enough for a single adult. Lobster tails can easily be purchased at most supermarkets, seafood markets and online. Be sure to check the tails' expiration date. Don't purchase a lobster tail past the expiration date. In general, cold-water lobster tails are better to work with than warm-water lobster tails. Industry experts find that warm-water tails tend to not cook as well, remaining mushy at their center rather than tender. Cold-water lobster tails are normally around $5 more than warm-water tails. As with any food preparation, you want to clean the tail thoroughly. Remove any grime from the outside of the lobster tail's outer shell. Take a pair of kitchen scissors (properly cleaned) and cut from the center of one end of the tail to the other. Make sure that you cut only the outer exoskeleton of the lobster tail, not the meat inside. This part of the process can be messy, so have a rag on hand if you need to clean up any leaking liquids. Be on the look out for gray, yellow or otherwise discolored meat. These colors can result from a variety of factors, such as improper freezing, general bruising or the lobster's diet before it was brought to market. If you can remove the discolored region, the lobster tail should still be fine to eat.

summary: Clean your hands and work station. Get the lobster tails. Wash your lobster tail in hot water. Cut down the center of the shell. Spread the shell apart with your hands.

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A relationship is not one-sided, and you should never feel resentment for the things you do to be a good girlfriend. While not everyone can do all things equally, you should be on equal footing in your relationship. They should support you, and care for you, too! A lot of middle school relationships might start out with playful teasing as a form of flirtation, and that's okay. However, don't let innocent teasing become back-and-forth bullying. A relationship where two people are mostly mean to each other is not healthy. If your partner is mean to you on a regular basis, avoid being mean back and say something like, "If you don't stop saying those things to me, I'm not going to be your girlfriend or your friend anymore." If you want to break up with the person you're dating, it's better to tell them directly. Cheating on them to avoid having a hard conversation will come off as cowardly. And if they did something to make you mad, don't cheat on them in order to exact revengeit will only make you look bad! Even if they cheated on you (or threatened to), it's not okay to cheat on them! If you can't talk through your issues, it might be time to break up. Avoid saying mean things about people they care about because doing so might cause them to push you away. Be supportive of them and the people they love. And if you don't really like their friends, don't hang out with them and keep it to yourself. If they invite you to hang out with them and their friends and you're not sure whether you like them or not, give them a chance. Try to find something you have in common and go from there. If anyone they are close to (from their grandmother to another friend) is mean to you, feel free to share that with them. They might be able to talk to that person, or they might realize that someone they thought was a friend is not so nice. If other couples your age are doing physically intimate things you're not ready for, don't force yourself to do those things to fit in or "please" them. It will only cause you to feel resentful and lead to a sour breakup. If the person you're dating is pressuring you to have sex or take drugs, you should tell them honestly if you don't want to (if you're not ready or that's not something you're into). A good partner will understand and respect your decisions.
summary: Remember that you deserve all of these things from your partner, too! Don't be mean to the person you're dating. Don't cheat on them as a way to break up or make them mad. Don't criticize their friends and family. Don't give in to peer pressure to act a certain way or do certain things.