QUES: I sat on the beach and watched everyone 's stuff and tried to refresh my memory with Nodettelet(1 ) 's open water book . It turned out to be much more amusing to watch the other dive groups that showed up . Some of the main rules in diving are try not to put your gear in the sand ( bring a tarp ) and lay your tanks down unless you are holding it or wearing it . Tanks can fall over especially with your gear on and they can turn into missles ( see Mythbusters ) .

Question with options: What may I be about to do after posting this ?
OPTIONS:
- Go to the bathroom
- Change into swimwear
- None of the above choices .
- Dive
ANS: Dive
QUES: My ex - wife informed the judge that I lied ( but I was not under oath so not perjury right ) and then the counselor called the judge and ratted on me . The result is that I have a probation review hearing this Friday . If I violate my probation , I get up to 2 years in jail ( deferred sentencing pending good behavior ) . Can that lie put me in jail .

Question with options: What may happen if I were sentenced to go to jail ?
OPTIONS:
- I may get shortened jail time because of good behavior .
- The counselor will call the judge and rat on me .
- None of the above choices .
- My probation will be longer than 2 years .
ANS: I may get shortened jail time because of good behavior .
QUES: There were several other equally ghastly figurines of the same general type elsewhere in the trailer ( I did n't go digging for them ) . The most mysterious were , surely , the figurines of small African - American childen riding on the backs of alligators ( one of them is just visible in the upper left corner of the image below ) . Surely , something so odd must mean something -- perhaps they relate to some regional folk - tale or old saying -- but what ?

Question with options: Why is the narrator a bit unsettled ?
OPTIONS:
- These dolls are very creepy .
- She does not like children .
- She does not like African Americans .
- She is scared by the ghostly machines being collected .
ANS: These dolls are very creepy .
QUES: Meh .. He 'll get over it ... Secondly , years ago , my Mom told me a NASTY Dirty joke ... Which I used on Tuesday afternoon to get myself out of a speeding ticket . A speeding ticket I actually deserved , considering I was pushing 175 km / h in a 90 zone just outside of golden , however , I am distracting myself .

Question with options: What is the reason a nasty dirty joke could get you out of a speeding ticket ?
OPTIONS:
- Police do n't understand jokes .. and they will be confounded and afraid to ticket you .
- You might tell the arresting officer a joke , make them laugh , and they would have pity on you .
- There is a legal clause that says if you can come up with a joke quickly you do n't have to pay your ticket .
- None of the above choices .
ANS:
You might tell the arresting officer a joke , make them laugh , and they would have pity on you .