Problem: Write a positive (OPTIONS:
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A: This place is really good, I eat here once or twice a week because I work in the area. Its affordable and great fresh food. Its very clean, they mop like 3 times a day and the employees are the nicest of any place I've ever been. Ask for the "UPS special", its a breakfast wrap with egg, turkey sausage and sliced chicken with barbeque sauce and provalone. Its the best wrap you'll ever eat.
Q: negative

A: I originally purchased ownership at this location in 2005. Back then, when an Owner booked a room here, they were given a "Welcome Gift" upon check-in that included things like a travel size toothpaste, a ladies razor, mints, floss, coupons for shopping and dining and sometimes even a hat. Also included was a 10% discount for the Marketplace located on the 1st floor, which comes in handy if you forgot something or wanted to pick up a quick sandwich instead of going out to eat since there is nothing really close by if you're in a hurry. Now your "Welcome Gift" consists of some coupons for dining at the Las Vegas Hilton, coupons for the Harrah's properties, shopping discounts for Macy's, a discount or free appetizer (I can't remember) for Jimmy Buffet's Margaritaville and Planet Hollywood Restaurant. None of which were of any use to me. Toothpaste, I can always use. Also no longer offered? Any sort of discount at the ONLY place inside the property to get food, drinks, etc. Zip. Zilch. Nada. Really? I've dumped THOUSANDS of dollars into this place already and I can't even get a measly 10% off of a deli sandwich after a 5-hour drive to get here? Are you f'ing kidding me? Also, if I tell the Agent when I book the reservation that I don't want to attend a presentation during my stay, I expect NOT to be asked repeatedly to attend. Three "No's" during the initial conversation, coupled with three "No's" when I checked in, compounded by another two "No's" after checking in when an Agent called my room is not acceptable. NO means NO. When I get inside the room, I feel at home. I wish my apartment was this nice, but the aggravation that goes along with "ownership" is beyond annoying. I'm now debating selling.
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer: From: ChefDan the FlavorKing As others have written, it kills me also to write this review. Two stars for the food... Atmosphere - four stars sitting near the big Buddha. Service - four stars (possibly got lucky on the waiter) ALL of the top items were sweet. Even the waiter admitted that was an issue. Squab with lettuce wraps, Spicy Tuna Tartare, Satay of Chilean Sea bass, Chinese five spice short ribs.... Us chefs know you can pander to a wider crowd by adding sugar and/or salt to your "sauce" and he did EXACTLY that and too much of it. Makes the sauces now "superficial" so to speak. SUMMARY - Frankly not much to say about it which is quite sad. We REALLY wanted it to work.
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Output: Honestly, I don't see all the buzz with Schwartz's ..it looks more like a tourist trap to me, queuing up for half an hour to get a sandwich the size of a poker card and being yelled at by an employee behind a counter is not what I would describe as an amazing culinary experience....I was there recently and dont plan to go again...so Celine Dion can have her smoked meat all for herself. Like I said, it is a tourist trap, the place where tourists go to eat but do not dare to say how crappy the food and the customer service is so they wont have to admit they were had...just a few steps away there is another place with smoked meat with much better customer service. And those who say that this is the best place in Canada are only revealing that this is probably the first time they have been in this country and have not been exposed to anything else...LOL
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output: My much anticipated trip to this bakery ended with total disappointment. Based on the yelp reviews I thought this place would be a frequent place to enjoy good pastry. I was very deceived by the crowded store and wide array of items. How could all these people have such bad pallettes? I should have walked away after the girl behind the counter had such a big attitude as if I was bothering her. I wasn't even taking a long time to order. She obviously has her bun on her head too tight and it is causing rude behavior. Ugh! Guess I am glad that the pastries suck because based on the service alone I wouldn't come back. Ok now on to the food. The macaroons taste of pure sugar no flavor just sweet. The almond danish was so hard I could have cracked a tooth. The peanut butter chocolate cake was very moist but again no flavor. I've had better tasting cake from Costco. I got a few other items and didn't even try them. Not worth the calories or disappointment. Thank goodness Chef Flemming's was still open for some redemption from this debacle.
Problem: What would be an example of an positive (OPTIONS:
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Answer:
Pizza Cat learned three very important lessons this weekend: 1. Never, ever bet against the LA Kings. Evah! 2. How to eat a Neapolitan pizza. 3. Burrrrrata! Meowzers! Where has this been all my life! Pizza Cat finally got over to 800 Degrees after much self-doubt. She had Neapolitan pizza before and (in her best grumpy face) HATED IT. But the Kings were playing in the Finals and it was a beautiful sunny day... what's a cat to do? She needs PIZZA! Pizza Cat thinks she found the secret to enjoying Neapolitan pizza. KISS. No, not a kiss from Giuseppe, although that would be ideal, KISS as in Keep It Simple Stupid. Neapolitan pizza is so different from its American cousin, so when people try to treat it like its American pizza, the dough becomes yucky, undercooked and the topping flop all over the place. The solution is to treat Neapolitans simply, Pizza Cat got a basic marinara sans the fresh oregano and added bufala cheese for an extra $6. It's a very, very basic pizza that will cost around $13. It doesn't taste like American pizza at all. It tastes like naan bread with crushed tomatoes and excellent slabs of cheese. It's ok, Pizza Cat didn't hate it. Now she can tell her food snob, errr... food epicurean friends that she can eat Neapolitan pizza! But the pizza was not the star of the place. Nope. Pizza Cat just about purred over the burr, as in burrata cheese. Burrata is a cheese thats in-between mozzarella and fresh cream. It melts in your mouth and it's silky smooth at the same time. It comes with prosciutto, melon balls and arugula. It's the perfect combination of cheese, salty, meaty, sweet and bitter. This is Pizza Cat's favorite bite of 2014 (for now)! She liked the meatball too but they reheat them in their 800 degree oven, needless to say, parts of the meatball were cold while others were hot. No bueno but the taste was good. **All in all, this is a cool, trendy new place located in front of the Monte Carlo. Food leans towards healthy and $30 will get one a good hearty Italian meal.**