TASK DEFINITION: You are given a review about a place. You need to provide a rating from "1 star" to "5 stars" for this place.
PROBLEM: I don't know about the pizza but I got a calzone and two of my friends got a calzone and they were absolutely foul! I don't know what that crust was made out of, there was no crust it was awful. I've had so many calzones and this was by far the worst. The staff was not great. BUT I did however like the environment. I thought with the restaurant being located in a house and all it wouldn't be very good but it took me by surprise. Everyone's reviews below me talk about how good their pizza is so I suppose you'll have to take their word for it. But I can assure you that the calzones are not worth it. We spent over $30 on two regular calzones and one mini!! What kind of price is that!?

SOLUTION: 1 star

PROBLEM: Imminently forgettable. Bland, boring, and tasteless. I tried the fried alligator appetizer and the jambalaya for the main course. The best part of the jambalaya is the andouille sausage, and that's not saying much. The shrimp were as tasteless as the chicken and the rice was worse than tasteless. And it's not spicy. A jambalaya that isn't spicy? That makes as much sense as calling white chocolate chocolate.

They get an extra star for putting in the effort to have frogs legs and alligator on the menu, though the alligator was so drowned in aioli that all you can tell is you're eating fried...something...in aioli. I got the distinct impression they only have these things on the menu to seem edgy, which is a huge disappointment.

All this with New York prices make for a fairly lame experience. Granted, this is right in tourist central, but for some reason I was hoping to get more than the usual tourist razzle dazzle and sky-high prices. I was very wrong.

SOLUTION: 2 stars

PROBLEM: I love the food so much, but the servers use their cell phones instead of taking care of guests.

SOLUTION:
3 stars