Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer: The ole usual stopoff place to Vegas. I might have to reconsider a new one. Today on the way home I stopped elsewhere. Saturday Morning 6/23/13 I stopped here on the way to Vegas. They remodeled the entrance and the parking lot. One person wrote that it has more parking. Hmmm, to me it seems like they have less now but either way it is not an improvement outside or inside. I walk in and the bathroom is closed (really?) I used the Men's room. A line of women followed me in as the manager begrudgingly stood guard. Who cares. Most places have Coed bathrooms nowadays anyway and I have 5 brothers. lol-- However, a lot of elderly ladies stop here and Mom's with babes. They might not be so happy. No one could even say how long the bathrooms would be closed for. After the bathroom fiasco, I ordered. The worker was very young and very unknowledgeable over basic things. Finally, the place was so dirty. I was appalled at how disgusting everything was. Ewhhhh! You would think they would keep it nicer since it is such a busy place for Roadtrippper Stopovers.

Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer: After a night of clubbing, me and the girls were dying to grab a late night meal. We saw all the great reviews for Earl of Sandwich and hopped in the cab to the Planet Hollywood hotel. After walking past all the slot machines and poker tables, we finally arrived at the sandwich shop. The line was suppppeeerr long. But it moved pretty fast. I ordered the Full Montagu which has roast beef and turkey, avocado and other stuff. The sandwich was soooo delicious. Saved the other half for the next morning, and it tasted just as good!

Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer:
Took my just turned 18 year old cousin to here while we were in town. We did this package that included VIP seating, unlimited hookah, a picture for the celebrant and admission for 10 people for $250. I had already spoken with someone over the phone and they said it would be ok for us to get the package. And when we got there, they acted like "what package?!" We ended up talking to the manager and when we showed the money, they remembered that they did have this package. We walked thru the metal detectors and were seated on three couches up front near the stage. It was almost 1am and there were a handful of people. I guess it was couples night and there were a handful of couples tryna get they're "freak on" I guess. When they came to ask what flavor hookah we wanted, they said they only had two flavors left. So we got those two flavors, mint & fruit punch. And when picture time came, the stupid waitress didn't even know how to work the camera. And all they did was print the picture and tape it to a card. So to the good part?! There was NO good part. Little Darlings is FULLY NUDE, but the bodies are bangin'. Small boobies, some cute girls and the dancers ARE LAZY AS F#%K!! Only a couple got on the pole to do some tricks. Most of them were just walking around stage and rolling around on the floor. It didn't take them long to take their strings of clothes off. I thought dancing was supposed to be an "art form", but I guess do what you gotta do for those dollar$. Unless, we came on a bad night or the wrong time, I would NEVER come back here again. I wouldn't recommend it to anyone either.