Problem: This place sucks worse than a girl who talks dirty to you and then gives you blue balls. No spice, no pleasure, no good. Now go home and put on the movie "Insatiable!"
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Problem: We called ahead to see what the wait was and were told no wait. Great, especially since we had 90 minutes until a show at The Pressroom. Our group of 4 was sat quickly but it took about 10 minutes for our sever to stop by for drinks. 10 Minutes later we were able to place our order. 30 minutes and a second round of drinks later the server realized the kitchen hadn't even started preparing our order. She was great about it and offered us a complimentary dessert. At this point we only had 20 minutes until we had to leave for our show so she sent the manager over. He asked what the problem was and if we still wanted our food since it was ready in the next minute. Sure, we want our food, we ordered it right? Our plates came out staggered over the next few minutes. The sea bass was undercooked and the prime rib was a little rare for our liking. When we commented on the meal, the manager simply stated he'd put a discount on the ticket but didn't offer to cook the fish a little longer, that it was cooked to medium (even though it was obviously raw in the center). Overall, great drinks and we'll go again for happy hour if in the area but not wasting time for another meal.
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A: negative

Problem: I just cancelled my membership because they refused to change a channel on one of their 20 TVS to NBC for one hour. I really enjoyed working out on my lunch, but its back to getting up early and working out at home. Plus, they need better air circulation in that place. In the later hours, it gets really stinky!
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Problem: This place is not your typical burger joint. It's a burger joint infused with the new spirit the Cosmopolitan brings to the strip: Vegas extravagance while keepin it classy. The ambiance surely is nice, as you would expect in one of the new city center hotels. The waiters are friendly and accommodating. The burgers were delish, though I wouldn't say they were anything beyond what you would expect from a $20 burger kind of place. The thing that makes me want to come back are the shakes. As people have said before, the variety of innovative flavors they have here is phenomenal but can be daunting. Get everyone in your group to get a different one so you can try out lots of flavors! I had a s'mores one that was incredible! Not to mention the presentation of the shakes is a pleasure to the eyes and tastebuds. The marshmallow garnish I think was a homemade marshmallow and was delicious. They do have booze in them, but only enough for taste. They can't really induce or maintain a buzz, so order a drink on the side if needed. Is it lame that I wanna take a trip Las Vegas just to get another Holstein's shake? Well, I'm not ashamed to admit it, so get over it!
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positive