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Output: This was a lucky find from Yelp. We were visiting from out of town and wanted an Italian place that wasn't too pricey. We lucked out with friendly staff and tasty food. Happy plates all around. Luckily, we had a reservation as waits were 30-45 minutes. We were seated on time and were greeted by the manager and the servers. Service was professional and timely. We had the fried calamari and two salads (Caesar and arugula) . The calamari was not rubbery and the dipping sauce was great. For meals, we had the trout special, bolognese pasta, and a pizza. Everyone enjoyed their dishes. Worth going to next time I'm in town.

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Output: After the Cardinals game tonight, my girlfriend and I decided to grab a late dinner before we headed home. I ordered the patty melt on sourdough. When our food came to the table, I noticed hair sticking out of the burger. They cut the patty melt before bringing it to the table and you can see that the hair had been cut because it was sticking out on both halves. Looks like it was pressed in the meat before cooking. Barbara our waitress says she couldn't see it because she has bad vision so she took it to the kitchen so others can look. She brought the plate back with her to the table and asked if I wanted another one. Ya right I said. It's an appetite killer. My girlfriend didn't even eat her burger. We didn't even get an apology. All she said was that she took it off the bill. Very poor customer service here. If I could give it 0 stars I would. Hope their manager reads this or someone from corporate. I was sitting at the table adjacent to their kitchen and everyone should wear hair nets, not just a baseball cap. The only thing I should be thankful for with this experience is that it was a long hair and not a short and curly.

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Output: Fili-B's is the closest thing you can get to real Mexican food in the Phoenix valley. It is dirty and slightly unnerving when you order the first time but in my opinion, it is well worth it. Some people violently disagree and aren't willing to chance getting the runs to eat here, but for me that is a chance I will willingly take. My order is essentially the same every time: a massive carne asada burrito with a large horchata. So, the moral of the story is that Filibertos isn't for everyone, but for those who aren't afraid of possibly eating cat, it is a winner. It is also very inexpensive so it is popular with the college crowd. Try it.

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I thought it took at least some education to work for the post office. I was wrong. A personality would be nice as well. WRONG on both accounts. This branch should be closed down to save money. The resident would rather drive a little than put up with such horrible service and bad attitudes.