Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A: This review is based solely on the nightclub experience of MDW. I saw Calvin Harris and the show was absolutely fantastic but it was a zoo trying to get in. We all had the pre-paid tickets but it wasn't clear and wasn't organized on where to line up. I guess this used to be Studio 54... I'm not impressed with the layout of this place... it's a giant room and felt it was beyond capacity like most Vegas clubs. There was absolutely nowhere to sit and my friend kept on getting told by the security guards not to sit by the bottle service table section. The place is not pretty or unique at all... maybe I'm just spoiled by XS but I feel like this place will die down after the fabulous DJ line-up is over.

Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A: Yellow cab in Pittsburgh is a total joke. They're never on time. Good luck getting one after 12 AM. They don't show up, when they do they act like they don't know how to process a credit card, they're shady, and they're just downright unprofessional. This city needs a public transportation overhaul. The fact that you can't get a cab after having a night out with your friends is absolutely ridiculous.

Problem: Write a positive yelp review.
A:
Best Chinese restaurant on the West Island. I came here at least once per month, and was never disappointed. The food quality is really good, inexpensive, and the portion is huge (unlike some other restaurant, I'm looking at you Tong Por). The waiters are always very friendly and the service is fast, efficient, and food comes out of the kitchen really usually within 10 minutes after the order.