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An example of an positive review: Greta hoagies.

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An example of an positive review: Cooperstown is the perfect place to go before a Suns or D-backs game! If you want to beat the crowd and get a table without waiting, then get there about 2 hrs before the game. Service is pretty fast, it's possible to be in/out in 60 minutes. I'm visiting from Chicago and came to Cooperstown at the suggestion of my mother, who has developed an obsession with Alice Cooper over the past year (not a love-sex obsession, more like - he seems like a nice guy, stand up citizen, does good things for charity, goes to Church, etc). I was admittedly very skeptical about going here - was expecting it to be very campy and mediocre. It is a bit campy (especially with the servers wearing the black makeup under their eyes), but more like you feel you are in his man cave rather than feeling like you are in TGIF's. I imagine this is what he was forced to do when his wife (who my mom points out was wearing St John at his holiday charity concert... classy, haha!) didn't want all this memorabilia laying around the house any longer :) We had a very friendly, knowledgeable server who was extremely attentive. It seemed like everyone working here really wanted to be here and liked their job, even when they have to scream "BIG UNIT". That makes any meal in a restaurant better. I had the bbq sampler and it was great. Huge plate with - hot links (tasty), brisket (ok), smoked turkey (yum), bbq pulled pork (hmmmm), 2 ribs (awesome). Other dishes enjoyed by our group include the tuna casserole and meatloaf. This place has great comfort food!

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An example of an negative review: This place opened in April, 2011. I honestly don't think it will be here long. They've done a good job of hanging doorknob flyers and having a guy stand out on Elliot Road waving a sign, so they got my attention and I took the plunge and bought a pizza. The premise is that an all-natural pizza will be fundamentally better than one made from non-organically produced food products. I beg to differ and they've proven me correct. I called the order in and when they told me the pizza would be ready in 10 minutes I thought "Wow, either they already have this in the oven, or they're taking a shortcut." No, they aren't psychic... ...which means... I got to the shop a couple minutes before the pizza emerged from the standard conveyor belt pizza oven commercial establishments use these days. I'm thinking that to make the pizza totally hip and cool they would use a charcoal fired oven, using fuel from a sustainable second growth wood plantation. Not a chance. This franchise would close even sooner if they had. After getting home 5 minutes later, my kids (college age) and I partook of the pie. The crust is good in that it's whole wheat and has a nice "chew" to it with a nutty wheat taste. It isn't the typical Pizza-Rut "so-much-grease-it-fries" crust, but a good yeasty bread crust. That's where the goodness ends. I bought one of their "favorites" products (I'm not divulging which, as they have my name and phone #, and I'm certain it wouldn't take long to figure out who ordered what), and it was in a word, bland. I mean, the CostCo Combo at $10 is a tastier pie, and a similarly priced Nello's pie puts this one to shame. To their credit they do offer a gluten-free crust for those who need one. I'm not one of those people and I have no motivation to get a gluten-free crust. Sorry. In summary, for one night I actually ate somewhat healthy, but long term I'm keeping my clothes on.

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An example of an positive review: You can't be a Henderkid and say you've never been to the Eldorado for breakfast or to hit up Mariana's Mexican Cantina. It's impossible. The Eldorado is a small little casino only on historic Water Street in downtown Henderson. It's old. Old, old, old. It's kind of dingy. But, you know what, it's got a lot of charm. There's a small town feel here in the way the patrons all know each other, the dealers, the servers, the cage crew. They have dollar beer happy hour (4:00 - 7:00, 7 days a week) and some really REALLY cheap, decent eats. Not a terrible place if you're stuck in downtown Henderson.