Problem: Write a positive (OPTIONS:
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A: Great food, great selection. Nice variety of beer and crazy delicious sangria! Burgers are yummy ("toppings" are inside the burgers!) and pizza is excellent. Service is always quick. Patrons are friendly, it's like a little neighborhood hangout.
Q: positive

A: Update! I've since not had a problem with the tea tasting old, and have had a couple of salads that were much better. Best burgers in town, in my opinion. They're always cooked to perfection, with an appropriately proportionate bun and delicious, thick, crunchy pickles. And, if you're pretty starved, I suggest getting fries on the side. They're toasty brown and delicious, especially when doused with malt vinegar. They also have a full bar and great apps, specials, and desserts. I sometimes just get the hummus plate app for dinner. And the fish n chips special is pretty darn good for being land locked. As for desserts, if they happen to have the chocolate chile cheesecake, DO IT. The environment is very laid back and the restaurant is fairly dim. There are a couple of TVs, but if you don't like to be distracted, you can sit away from them. Beware days of Illini games; they are packed to the gills at dinner time.
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer: Absolutely AWFUL Service!!! Good luck getting an appointment!!! I got a groupon for a massage a couple of months ago. Over the past couple of months, I have called this business at least 4 times and left voice mails and sent 2 emails to schedule an appointment. Nobody responded. When I sent an email confirming that I would report them to groupon and the BBB if they did not contact me within 48 hours, I finally was able to make contact. She suggested Sunday Nov 2nd but I told her I was going to be at the Dunes that weekend and we agreed on October 26th. I turned up for the appointment. I was 10 minutes early. Nobody was there. I waited 25 minutes, she did not turn up. There was another lady who was also waiting for a 12pm appointment and said she too has had problems with this business in the past. I cannot be responsible for the fact that Jeanette, the owner is not able to schedule appointments competently. I have spent so much time and effort trying to get a massage. I don't want to waste any more time chasing and don't feel this business is worthy of my money. I can only imagine receiving a malicious, harsh massage because of my persistence.
Input: OPTIONS:
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Generate a positive review for a place
Output: Had the pleasure of spending NYE here at Big Ben's. Not too crowded, had to reserve a table, but the service was fantastic... the live band and bagpiper was a nice touch and great way to bring in 2013! I was a little late to the party, but I was able to park pretty easily - the Atherton Mill shopping center had plenty of parking. As soon as I walked in, it was welcomed with an immediate cozy feeling. People were having a good time enjoying each other and the atmosphere. We ordered food and our server was very attentive - glad to see that everyone was able to celebrate 2013, including the staff after all the champagne was passed out. Will have to check out Big Ben without the NYE craziness, but I have a feeling it would be a nice regular place to eat, hangout, and drink.
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output: My son and I decided to go here after the Anthem Christmas tree lighting; it was well after the crowds had died down. I've been here once before and was not at all impressed so I wasn't expecting too much. Well, it was even worse than the first time! My son, being a kid, opted for a slice of cheese pizza which was still in the oven so at least that was fresh. I opted for some spaghetti. I watched the server put some noodles into a black plastic bowl and top it off with sauce. I looked away for a second and the bowl was no longer on the counter. We stood there for a couple minutes, looking at the server and others behind the counter for some sort of a cue to see if we should stay there or move toward the register or something. The next thing I see is our server kneel down and pull my spaghetti out of the abyss. I asked if she had just pulled it out of a microwave and she said yes. I told her I didn't want it then to which she replied "well, we microwave all of our food". I guess that explains part of the reason why it tastes so bad! I think almost everyone knows that you DON'T microwave anything in a plastic dish that isn't meant to go in the microwave! Even the ones that are meant to go in the microwave are questionable. If my kid wouldn't have REALLY wanted pizza we wouldn't have bothered to purchase anything from them. Don't waste your money here or risk your health by getting toxins from microwaved plastic!
Q: negative

A:
I come (or should I say USED to come) to this particular McDonalds about once every three months for three years because of the convenience of the location. It's hard to screw up fast food to this level, especially for a huge, international company where you have low expectations to begin with. This particular store sets the bar to a new low. I will never be back. The staff teams are consistently rude or passive, the food is thrown together sloppily, and the place is almost always a mess. Things like a drive thru that always takes longer than most, the trash cans inside are usually full, and the best indicator of bad management - the bathroom is disgusting. I'll keep on driving to a another one next time as I am sure it can't be worse than this one at the corner of Gold Hill Rd and SC hwy 160.