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Output: Last weekend we were in the Phoenix area visiting and on our first night there, the mother-in-law wanted Italian. Came across this restaurant located within a strip mall next to a Safeway. Waited about 30 minutes mind you the hostess quoted 5. Okay whatever. First off, I'd like to let servers here know that most patrons are NOT going to be ready to order drinks when they are just sitting down. As in I just placed my purse down and she was already hovering around asking us for our drink order. Really? And she looked really puzzled when we said we hadn't looked at their drink menu offerings yet like we were supposed to know their wine list already. Sorry, I am not from the area and have never been so I'd like to read what wines are available and not be rushed so sorry, you're gonna need to come back in a few. Pastas are so-so. I'm sure I could have whipped up something similar at home. I think I might even chosen Olive Garden's pasta dishes over theirs. I also didn't care for their Napoletana pizzas either. I am a huge fan of Naples style pies and we have some of the BEST ones here in San Francisco but theirs did not cut it as they lacked a certain crust that is a standard on all good Napoletana pizzas. The pizza we had that night tasted more like regular, Americanized, thin crusted pizzas. The zeppoles were quite tasty but they they doused our plate with way too much whipped cream. Towards the end, service was better and and our server was nice and prompt. I really wanted to enjoy this place but as far as our overall experience the 2 star "Meh. I've experienced better" rating rings true.

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Output: The WORST airline, they advertise low prices but they'll get on your luggage, a standard carry on item they will charge $50 one way and if you didn't check in luggage at check in desk they will charge $100 at the entrance of the airplane, what a rip off and airplanes are trashy !

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Output: I have a been an athlete my whole life and I was even a runner for awhile but with the way I was dreading running these days I thought I'd try something new. It was my first spin class and I was pretty anxious because I had no idea what to expect. As soon as I walked in I was put at ease. The employees were extremely friendly and welcoming. They got me some shoes to borrow, they showed me what to expect and how things were done. They even helped me clip into the bike. The class was all girls that night so I really felt this sense of unity or dare I say girl power. Everyone was friendly and supportive. I think I can even make friends here to hang out with socially. The class was fun and challenging. It was like working out in a dance club. I loved it. I bought a card to come back for more classes and the prices are better than their competitors. They also have times that fit my schedule much better than other spin classes around town. The only downside was how sore I was after my first class, but that's to be expected so it's really not a downside after all. I am a cheerleader for Spin 360. I back it.

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Service was good fast and just like I like it and those who've read me know I like my cheese stakes