Problem: I ' ve got a sort of side job ish kind of thing going on now . $ 20 to clean and do laundry and stuff like that for a few hours every Sunday at Linny 's house . Twenty bucks is n't really much these days , but it pays for gas for awhile , gives me a chance to spend time with her and her parents , and they really need the help .

What do I do on Sundays

A: I do Linny 's laundry .

Problem: kiowa was sooo perfect for me . she did everything i wanted her to sooo good . i love her to death . i jumped really high today on her too .

What do we know to be true of the speaker ?

A: They are fond of Kiowa .

Problem: We felt this addressed our tendency to hang on to failing relationships -- ones we knew would never be right for us -- or decide to date someone just because we thought we would never get another offer . Never . Most people in that part of the country married their high school sweethearts so at the ripe old age of nineteen , I had passed my prime . Hopes of getting a date were pretty slim ( about as likely as my acceptance to WWF training camp * giggles * ) .

Why is the narrator so down on themselves ?

A:
They feel they are too old .