Problem: Write a positive yelp review.
A: I hit Einstein's on my way back to Jenni's. I couldn't resist their deal- a dozen bagels with two tubs of cream cheese. There were a lot of people at her house anyways. We were all getting ready for Jenni's wedding. I hadn't had their bagels in a very long time and was looking forward to it. In between pictures I ripped up my bagel, smothered it with cream cheese, and stuffed it into my mouth. It was soft, fresh, and creamy. Oh, how I missed you Einstein.

Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A: I took my golden retriever there last year for his first groom, he was 2 years old and we had adopted him about 8 months previous. I explained that he had not been groomed before and did not like being brushed and that he had not been crated before. They suggested we pay for an express groom because then they were not crated and they worked only on them until they were done. We did that. When we picked him up he looked good however the groomer that worked on him suggested that we not do the express groom next time because he just got so excited that he wore himself out. I just went in today to schedule him for his 2nd groom, the groomer who worked on him previously is the one who was scheduling him. She went to the manager ( I assume) to ask if we should do the express groom or not the manager came up and basically refused to take him. She said that they would take him but if he was of danger to her or himself they would have to stop. I told her that there is no way he would bite he is an extremely sweet dog. The groomer who worked on him before added that there is no way he would bite he was just upset and had a lot of energy. So the manager said if he was afraid of the dryer or wriggled too much she would have to stop and send him home (this would only be his 2nd groom, I would be afraid of the dryer if it had never been used on me before) So I said are you saying we should take him somewhere else? and she said yes, maybe to a vet so they can monitor him????????? Then I said I guess I should take him to petco and she said yes. I guess petsmart only takes dogs who doesn't move at all when they are gooming them. sorry, my dog has some life to him.

Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A:
Besides all the pretty handsome men at the Cosmo and Marquee. I was highly disappointed for my first time there :(. My friends and I planned a trip out to Vegas and bought pre sale tickets to see Kaskade on April 6th .. We get there extremely excited, all dressed up and ready to dance... We decide to sit outside for a moment since my legs were killing me from walking, I'm not sure how many flights of stairs that lead us to to the club (wearing heals didn't help). When kaskade gets on we hurry inside and it's packed like no other.. To a point where everyone was pushing and shoving to get out of each others way. I was stuck for a moment in the bustling crowd and couldn't even move. It was ridiculous. I don't know why Marquee had let that many people in all at once, fire hazard ?? We ended up just going into the hip hop room to get some fresh air since they closed the outside.. Waiting to try and go back just in case it cleared up. We go back and it's still packed... We try to bustle our way to the dance floor where kaskade is playing and where the real hype and vibe was .. And the security guard was shooing people away from the dance floor and not letting anyone in :( I was so disappointed and bummed I couldn't see kaskade and that I was only able to hear him on the surround sound.. I knew half the people there wernt even there for kaskade and were there just to be "seen". It was so annoying. After that ridiculousness the boys in our group just decided for us to leave. We ended up randomly at a trashy strip club called Sapphire.. Were we paid $35 each to get in and realize even if we just wanted to chill and drink we had to does another $20 each for one drink. So much for a Vegas trip and trying to see one of your favorite artists to watching trashy women strip for trashy men :( Marquee I was looking forward to an amazing experience :( at least on Friday night for a random adventure I'm so glad I Stumbled across the new Nightclub at the Mandalay Bay called the Light Vegas. We got to go in free with free drink tickets to see A-Trak and it was so much fun... The layout was perfect and you could see everything. If you haven't checked it out yet you should .. They're run by a Cirque du so Leil theme (dancers and performance) and it's beautiful !