Problem: Danny was all ' get her ! ' so I was paddled by an old man . Win . Mel and I followed Danny around all evening which must have looked funny , but staying alone only served for Mel to get chatted up by weirdos .

Why was Mel not happy with the night ?

A: She got harassed .

Problem: My mom has been giving Kyle and I ornaments since we were little , so we both have a big box full of ornaments . I brought mine home last night , so I can put them on my tree . And my mom gave me a wreath holder , and my dad gave me some white lights for the balcony , so it will be much more cheery around here later . I love the holiday season .

Why does the narrator get nostalgic about Christmas ?

A: They remember tree accessories they would get from their mother .

Problem: The kids were smart and fast on the ball . They also looked a lot older than I remember kids looking when I was in high school . They were freshmen and I swear some of them had long , flowing beards . We have a couple props that go with our signings . Our books , obviously .

What may be the reason why they were surprised about beards ?

A:
They may have had trouble growing one in high school .