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An example of an negative review: Well where do I start?? I am a huge fan of pretty much any good Mexican food, but this place was a huge let down. I went with my fiance she ordered the street tacos and I decided to try the burrito because I was a little hungry, we also decide to order some chips and guacamole. The portions were small and overall very over priced. Here is a breakdown on the food. Guacamole and chips- the chips were stale and the guacamole was not that good. Not to mention the portions were small. Burrito-very small but had ok flavor Street Tacos- very small with a very limited about of meat on each of them not to mention that the meat was cold and lacked real goof flavor. Only one taco was good I don't remember which one other then it had pink meat. Don't plan on going back.

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An example of an positive review: I've only been here once but the waiter was awesome and the yakisoba was the bomb. The one roll I ordered was excellent too. Wish this wasn't so far from home.

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An example of an negative review: Gordon Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares? Try "You Don't Know From a Nightmare Until You've Sat at Your Own Bar, Gordon Ramsay." We went to Gordon Ramsay's Pub and Grill this evening to watch the NBA Playoffs. Things started off well enough--we though the fish and chips were a bit greasy and way overpriced, and the french fries tasted burnt, but this was our first time at this restaurant, so we just thought that they were prepared strangely. When someone next to us was served the same dish, we realized that our french fries HAD been burned beyond all recognition. We were having a fun time with the bartenders--lots of laughing and jokes. However, one of the bar backs, Antoine, followed my girlfriend when she went to the bathroom. Antoine, is a large, menacing character, and she was not comfortable with his aggressive behavior. When she came back from the bathroom, he came out from the back and handed her his phone number. Later, he said, "You better not have thrown that number away. You better call me or you can't ever come in here again." At the end of the evening, one of the bartenders, Keith, put two drinks in front of us that we did not order, and said, "Try this." We assumed that he wanted us to try a new drink he was working out--we are very familiar with bars, and it wouldn't be the first time that a bartender had asked us to try his drink. I did not care for mine, so I wasn't drinking it. When Antoine came out again, he said, "What's wrong?" I said that I did not like it. Antoine then proceed to PICK UP MY DRINK, DRINK OUT OF THE STRAW, AND PUT THE DRINK BACK IN FRONT OF ME. I sat, mouth agape with incredulity astounded by his presumptuousness, and all I could manage to utter was, "I don't want that." He then took the drink and said, "I can't drink this out here, but I will take it in the back. Thanks for the drink!" I have never seen anything like this. As I type this, I still cannot fathom that a server (or any other human being) would drink out of a stranger's drink. IN WHAT WORLD IS THIS ACCEPTABLE?!?!? Especially in the context of a server and a customer. My head almost exploded. I supposed that it is fortuitous that I was intimidated by Antoine because that spared everyone from me causing a scene. I called immediately after leaving the restaurant/bar. When I asked to speak to the manager, the hostess who answered the phone said, "Sure! What's your name, Hun?" I am a doctor and a college professor. "Hun?" What year is this? When I spoke the the manager, there was no greeting on the phone, he just said, "Zeus." It took a few seconds for me to understand that he was actually stating his name, and I wasn't transferred to the wrong number. When I told Zeus the story, his response was, "So, I don't understand--are you saying that Antoine threatened you?" Hopeless--these people are all so hopeless. Zeus assured me that he would take our last two drinks off of the bill and tell the regional manager about Antoine's behavior. I am not really sure how that is an appropriate response to this horrific situation. So, I guess we won't be returning to Gordon Ramsay's Pub and Grill, because my friend has no interest in calling Antoine--she couldn't afford to pay for all of his drinks all night anyway.

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An example of an negative review: Do NOT book this hotel EVER. Worst Vegas stay!!! Where do I even begin with the crappiest hotel experience? We stayed here over Columbus Day weekend for a friend's 30th Bday celebration. We got a king suite with an adjoining two queen room in the Paradise Tower. Strike 1: They advertised a pullout couch and there was NO pullout couch. We called for a rollaway which they wanted to charge $20 a night. Excuse me? False advertising and I have to pay for it?! Called three times until finally got the rollaway in the room delivered. Strike 2: Asked for Nonsmoking room but the room reeked of smoke which did numbers on my allergies. I know I'm in Vegas, but I don't have to breath that crap while I sleep. Strike 3: the shower did not drain and water pooled up to my ankles. Called maintenance to repair and yet again they didn't show. Left for Pool/Brunch 4 hrs later returned with it still clogged. Called second time and finally they fixed it after waiting around 30 min before we could get ready for dinner. Strike 4: There is no room in the fridge for your own refreshments and a fridge is again $20 a day. Seriously for a suite what good is an in room bar without a fridge? For the price of the room it should be available. Guess they don't want you not buying THEIR drinks. Strike 5: As a hotel guest we should get free admission to the day pool parties at least on a guest list. Nope still have to pay- seriously? Marquee Day Club offers this to their hotel guests why can't Hard Rock? Strike 6: the TV cable was so horrible and kept cutting out couldn't play any music stations from that and there was no Auxillary input to plug in our own music thru the TV speakers. When we complained to the reception they only comped us one resort fee wow a whopping $22.50. I have stayed multiple times at the Hard Rock San Diego which is newer and has better rooms. They have the aux cable, working showers and correctly advertised rooms. Never ever staying at this Hard Rock hotel!!