Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: Attempted to have dinner here tonight (9/9/2010) but appears they were closed. No signs confirming, but 630pm on a Thursday and not open makes one think they are gone. - If I find this to be in error I will remove this review/comment. We chose to go to India Garden on Dysart instead.
Q: negative

A: From the top down, the 8-ounce filet was prepared nicely, as I ordered it -- rare (no complaints on the meat itself). My friend's rib-eye, however, was cooked medium well to well when we ordered it medium. The other food was passable but not exceptional. I was one of two sophisticated diners among four. Other steak places offer interesting sauces/reductions. Maybe it's just me, but I would like a demi glace to have more depth of flavor other than just a reduction of juices and salt -- maybe some garlic, some red wine, a hint of balsalmic. The bacon in the spinach salad seemed like it was in the pantry chef's "mise en place" for some time. I would have liked the bacon cooked to order, hot and crispy, and tossed with the dressing at the last second and then served. These are a few examples of the little things that differentiate slightly above-average from excellence. When you're paying 12 bucks for a salad, don't you deserve it? The decor of the resraurant reminded me of a high-end coffee shop, nothing too chic. To summarize, excellent meat (if prepared as ordered), but the whole was disappointing compared to the some of its parts.
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer: Just got home from my 3rd time at this place. I ordered... Quesadilla.. Cheese is not melted all the way and the bag had no hot sauce, nor was I offered any. Asada burrito.. Meat was cooked, then stored in the fridge, then taken out and put in a tortilla. The drive home was less 3 minutes and no way does meat cool to fridge temp, wrapped in a tortilla, wrapped in foil, and bagged, this fast. What I don't understand is why this took 10 minutes and what the hell were they doing with the grill? If hind sight was 20/20 I would have gone elsewhere..
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Output: Okay, I was sick of hearing about these subs so I had to nosh here just to weigh in. First off, I think the use of "world's greatest sandwiches" and "gourmet" is a bit of false advertising. Um, I'm fairly certain the avocado on my beach club came from a tube. Also, I don't get why I was instructed to reach over the counter if I wanted my food in a bag or needed napkins. I thought that's why one exercises the phrase "to go." I'm not lazy, but gosh darnit there are three of you and no other customers are here. I don't get it. They'll drive miles for free to deliver the food but can't be arsed to throw the stuff in a bag? Even (Insert crappiest fast food chain of your choice here) does that! Since you guys can do eveything so fast you have plenty of time left over to put the freakin' food in a bag for a girl with her hands full already! Whew, sorry. Moving on... I'd like to dispel the most prevalent assertions swirling around the much ballyhooed Jimmy John's. #1. "They are waaay better than Subway." This is true. But, isn't that like saying a c*** punch is much more pleasant than a double c*** punch? Edging out Subway in a taste test is the not brass ring to be reaching for! #2. "They are soooo cheap." Yeah, not really. I think it's an okay value in relation to the quality, but stop raving about it like it's a $2 trip to Tijuana with tacos and tequila included. (Because that would be fantabulous.) #3. "They have the BEST bread." I concede the bread is the best thing about the sandwich, but that's only because the rest of my sammich's innards were nothing spectacular. The turkey is just so so. Not bad, but not flavorful at all. So, the bread is not the earth shattering, yeasty lusciousness that people make it out to be. Truth be told I'd be happier if there were options. (They have some kind of sliced wheat that they basically told me no one likes!) It's not that I would never partake because I get that its decent and they deliver. But come on my friends, quit swilling the kool aid.
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output: Wow. Just wow. So THIS is what healthcare can look like when the doctors don't treat you like a number and you're empowered to learn and participate in your own healthcare. Don't get me wrong, my primary care physician in SF (Dr. Gary Apter) to whom I went for nearly 16 years was AWESOME ... but he was an anomaly to the healthcare system as I came to know after trying to find a doctor here in Las Vegas. After going through myriad attempts and finding lousy to poor experiences I had ended up with a great, but ridiculously high priced concierge doctor in Summerlin - far from my house Downtown and way too spendy. Enter Turntable Health ... a neighborhood clinic where they not only help me with my present health but preventative care and true, holistic approaches to my lifestyle and health. Like I said. Wow. Just wow. Every city should have one of these.
input: Write a positive yelp review (OPTIONS:
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output:
A breathtaking view at the top of the Eiffel + dinner at Mon Ami Gabi after = romantic date! And that is exactly what my hubby and I did one weekend in Vegas! He took me up to the top of the tower and saw the whole city of Las Vegas! The view was aaaaamazing! We dined in for dinner late Sunday night and there was numerous of vacant seats indoor. It was freezing outside and there were more patrons seated outdoor than indoor! Well, thank goodness for those warm heat lamps! We chose to sit outdoors on the patio next to one of those heat lamps! The location of this restaurant is great because it sits right in front of Bellagio's water show. It was nice to see what water dance every 15 minutes. :) Okay, so the dinner. We ordered smoked salmon with cream cheese as an appetizer and for our entrees I ordered their giant scallops and my hubby ordered a steak. The smoked salmon was super delish and very fresh. I can honestly say this is probably one of my favorite appetizers. My scallops were just as good. Very soft and flavorful. My entree also came with mashed potatoes topped with brussel sprouts. Who would have known that the combination of the two would be very tasty?! My hubby enjoyed his steak though he thinks it tasted mediocre. Our server was very generous. I asked for hot water (since it was so cold!) and he made sure my water was warm throughout the night. He even replaced my pot of hot water with a new one! He was very attentive and took good care of us! :) This is a place I would recommend for others to try. I would love to come back for brunch one day considering it's high reviews!