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An example of an positive review: Yum. My. Such a fun atmosphere, oh, and the food is amazing, too. We ordered a lb of king crab and a lb of shrimp. Both in the Trifecta seasoning in "medium" heat. The crab was so good, sweet and tender, the best I've had. The shrimp was great, not over cooked at all. I will say, the medium was pretty damn hot, and that's coming from 2 native Arizonans who are used to heat. Be careful with the heat. Overall, a great experience, we will definitely be back!!

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An example of an negative review: I was ready to give this place 1 star but the friendly bartender and the stiff drinks bumped it up! Okay, this place is where people, who couldn't get into the nice clubs, go! Like seriously, 95% of the guys that were there were not very good looking! We mostly stayed in the outdoor patio because they blasted hip hop music...but they had no DJ, it was like dancing to a really loud radio! Charged my non-local friends $30 cover...what a freakin rip off! They charge $40 cover at Moon...and that place is 10 times nicer than this place! Take your money and go across street to the Palms! They have better looking people and a live DJ!

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An example of an positive review: The food is great (bar food: hamburgers, wings, fish and chips etc) and its not to pricey, possibly the best food prices you'll find in old town if you are looking to go out. The coolest part of this bar by far is the night time activities. The 2x4 jenga, the gold fish races, the midget bar (the little women who runs it is actually a really hot little person), the wheel of drinks, the plunger: all amazing. I thought it would be funny to ICE a buddy of mine (get an unsuspecting person a Smirnoff Ice, which they then have to kneel down and chug) and the bar staff decided to ice me, the shenanigans are fantastic. Ill take this bar over the up-you-ass snotty clubs any day or night.

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An example of an positive review: Not to bad! It is hard to find good pizza in Phoenix/Tempe, but this was not bad. The crust is very good and has that nice dough flavor. The ends are just as edible, and fantastic dipped in ranch.The sauce was excellent. Plenty of cheese, but a little light on the toppings. Pizza was a little sloppy, which I don't mind, but it did required a knife and fork. They seem to have fantastic slice special that is super cheap: around 5 dollars, and they have a student special as well. If this pizza was in any other town it would only get a 3 or 3.5 at best. Thought it was kind of lame that they charge for ranch, especially when you are paying 17 dollars for a pizza. But no other drawbacks. Plenty of places to sit. They do deliver although they charge 2 dollars, and the lobby is littered with flat screen TV's for the football junkie. Service was fine. Typical fast food type service. Overall we left full and satisfied! We will go back.