IN: So I ' m probably dying . Megan , I feel I should inform you that you are no longer the beneficiary on my investment account because it no longer exists . I was n't so hot on the idea of losing $ 200 a month .
Why did the narrator get rid of Megan as a beneficiary ?

OUT: They did n't want to pay another bill .

IN: But she never picks up , instead preferring to call back later . Strange . Anyway , I rode the 22 km out and the 22 km back , and was plenty tired after three hours on the bike . I ate a heavy lunch with half a bottle of wine , and was in fine shape to start a siesta .
What will the bike rider do next ?

OUT: He will go to sleep .

IN: failed BFIN coursework , but i still went for main paper just now . super heavy rain in the morning , and my bag happily dragged my mom 's umbrella with me when i got off her car . how stupid.met eddie on the bus , did n't see P until she poked my head when we alighted .
Why has the morning not started out well for the narrator ?

OUT:
There is heavy rain outside .