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Things You Won't See On Hallmark Cards... OUTSIDE: As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am... INSIDE: That you're not here to ruin it for me. OUTSIDE: If I get only one thing for Christmas... INSIDE: I hope it's your sister. OUTSIDE: I've always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love. INSIDE: After having met you, I've changed my mind. OUTSIDE: I must admit, you brought religion into my life. INSIDE: I never believed in hell 'til I met you. OUTSIDE: Looking back over the years that we've been together, I can't help but wonder... INSIDE: What the fuck was I thinking? OUTSIDE: I always wanted to be rich, powerful and well-respected. INSIDE: And while I'm dreaming, I wish you weren't so damn ugly. OUTSIDE: Sex with you is like using drugs: INSIDE: Lots of people do it, but nobody's stupid enough to admit it. OUTSIDE: When we were together, you always said you'd die for me. INSIDE: Now that we've broken up, I think it's time you kept your promise. OUTSIDE: The holidays are a great time to be with family. INSIDE: Of course, your family won't be with you, since I'm taking the kids and moving in with my sister, you cheating bastard! OUTSIDE: I'm so miserable without you... INSIDE: It's almost like you're here. OUTSIDE: If you ever need a friend... INSIDE: Buy a dog. OUTSIDE: Congratulations on your new bundle of joy. INSIDE: Did you ever find out who the father was?

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QUESTION: Advisors, presented below is a memo from GPG Houston requesting that we provide to them the number of ETS employees in each team who have taken advantage of the one year free membership with The Nature Conservancy. Apparently there is some concern that employees are not taking advantage of the opportunity which has been provided for them to get involved with an organization that has some benefit towards wildlife and habitat preservation and enhancement. Should an employee desire to sign up for the one year free memebership, the Conservancy the web address is www.tnc.org. You can click the button that says "Become a member" and sign up for the annual membership at that time. At the request of Mr. John Shafer, please provide to me a total by team of the number of individuals which have signed up with the Nature Conservancy by the end of the month. Your assistance in this is greatly appreciated
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UBS have organized an important meeting will be held tomorrow for all employees who : 1) have accepted offers or 2) intend to accept offers ( to the best of their knowledge) but who have issues that are being resolved All employees in these categories should attend Buses will be provided for those who do not have their own transport and will pick up from the south side of the north building - please assemble in the Java plaza area from 8.30am to 9.30am ( last bus leaves @ 9.30 am ) The meeting will last until approximately 1pm and will be presented by senior managers from UBS on the firm and it's strategy. There will be breakfast available at the Hotel from 9am to 10am and there will be sandwiches afterwards. If traveling independently please make sure you leave sufficient time to park (it will be very busy) and get to the Grand ballroom Employees need to bring their id's or drivers license with them to gain access to the meeting I'm sorry for the short notice on this - please call out to anyone who should be attending who will not get this message in time Tammie Schoppe on behalf of UBS HR
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answer: URGENT REQUIRES IMMEDIATE ACTION : Welcome to UBS meeting tomorrow 10.15 am @ the Houstonian
Dear Sally, Here is the list of people who came in on Saturday. None of us minded it, we all would like to do whatever we can to help. Risk Controls (preparation of the DPR) Chris Abel Johnny (Kenneth) Thibodeaux John Allison Risk Analytics Tom Victorio Keith Considine Susan Trevino Merchant Assets Susie Ayala I was also here. Best regards!
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Here is an email: David Doot left me a message that he had not heard back and he was expecting our proposal yesterday (which we had not told him). He also said that the bonding company was "rumbling" that it was not going to pay. I do not know what their obligation is to pay, but I would think that "rumbling" is not default, yet. Jim S. is going to call David Doot back this afternoon.
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A: NE ISO call from Doot
QUESTION: OKay, so I thought the weather might get better but it's looking as if Sunday and Monday may be the only nice weather we will have, if at all. so, let's plan on that day/night/day combo for boating activities. If that weater starts to change for the worst, do we want to postpone for another sunnier weekend and/or just take the festivities somewhere indoors?? love, k
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M-day plans