Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Example Input: The ax gets stuck on the wood on his first try. The guy
Example Output: spreads legs and applies a chain to around the hedge.

Example Input: He makes several variations in pitch as he plays his song on the violin. When he is done he
Example Output: plays on the piano.

Example Input: She again drinks her whole shot of Wild Turkey and holds up her glass, as the band strikes up a lively tune. Someone
Example Output:
look in the mirror.