Question: The author of this anti-conspiratorial missive?
What crazy person wrote this?

Answer: it is not possible to tell

Question: well we uh my husband always usually always pays with cash but i never seem to have cash
Cash is inconvenient to pay with.

Answer: it is not possible to tell

Question: In the sky, a small hole appeared.
A small hole appeared in the sky that they then went through.

Answer:
it is not possible to tell