Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A: PHOENIX: this is officially the closest gas station to PHX airport rental car return! For this reason I give it two stars. Otherwise it is just a crummy little gas station with outdated pumps, lousy drink selection, lousy candy selection, lousy food selection, and a terrific selection of indecent men's magazines.

Problem: Write a positive yelp review.
A: It's a small place so it gets packed rather quickly. The food is good and there's quite a variety. I must say they have better food than Zippy's in Hawaii. I like their spam musubi, loco moco, chicken katsu, kalbi and boba tea. They deliver too!

Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A:
The entrance was confusing and no one was directing us where to go so the instant I walked into the joint I felt like a bozo. We finally get instructed that we pull a menu while standing in line and tell the person on the other side what we want. All the desserts stare at you through the glass looking yummy (it's all carbs and sugar so I really don't like to start my day with a giant cinnamon bun). The coffee is just okay, and I drink it black, so I tend to recognize when I have a tasty coffee in my cup. My husband ordered the flattened meatball and it was NO GOOD. Don't order the flattened meatball. My plate was just the plain and easy American standard. It was just all okay. Biscuits breakfast is yummy. Go there.