Problem: Write a positive (OPTIONS:
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A: Fun, festive atmosphere. Great selection of beer on tap. Interesting appetizers. The pretzels, calamari and sliders were great. The burger and fries were amazing. The Mac n cheese really had zero flavor. The dessert I got for my birthday was the layered pie and it was amazing....
Q: negative

A: I was disappointed. Dry cake. No place to sit so we sat outside while it was starting to rain. I was expecting better.
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer: Richard Pro returns with a fresh review after 6 years of being MIA from this location. As mentioned in my previous review, this place used to be SWAMPED. When I finally returned, it was virtually empty. Unable to resist sampling their changes, I proudly present my updated 1-star review. I ordered what they used to be famous for: xiao long bao. It came out lukewarm as though it was microwaved. There was no soup in the dumpling, and the meat was very tough. One of the worst xiao long bao's I've ever had, to be quite frank. Next on my list was the salty rice roll. This was excellent, and I give them full marks for this. However, it's such a banal dish that it's really child's play. Finally I had the spicy chilled cucumbers. This was absolutely awful. When prepared properly, the spicy sauce is hot and addicting and delicious. When made incorrectly, however, it's just like mixing a cold vegetable with tons of hot sauce. It won't taste good. 1 star.
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Output: I came in for their spa mani and pedi and left with a bigger dent in my pocket and expectations than well, expected. The only luxurious thing here is the strawberry scrub that they used. My technician even packed up a tube of it for me to take. The salon was completely swamped, staff so over booked that two of the forgotten soaking pedicure tubs overflowed spilling into the salon area. What a disaster! My manicure was harsh and abrasive leaving me with blood tinged cuticles and rushed service. My experience left me disappointed and unimpressed.
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output: I stopped in to try the advertised $20 special. They upsold me to $28 for an added 30 minute "ion bath" which is clearly hokem. The massage was perfunctory, the therapist just going through the motions of a very set routine. The real shocker was when I gave her $40 and asked for $5 back in change, a 25% tip. She flat out refused to give any change. She typed 40 into the calculator, subtracted 28, pointed at the 12 and then pointed at herself. When I said no, 7 for her, 5 for me, she shook her head. Hahaha, I just walked out. Enjoy that $5, you'll never see another penny from me. Not recommended.
Q: positive

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For as long as I've worked near Mallard Creek Church, I've never gone into this location... until today. It's your typical setup... there's a lot of room and tables to plop down in and use the wi-fi and enjoy good coffee. My real visit to this location was secondary for the coffee and firstly for a Papyrus card I needed to send for a long-overdue graduation gift. They have a good selection of birthday and (next holiday coming up) cards... I ended up getting a blank one. Hope my niece understands. The staff was very friendly and patient with me (trying to make a selection after already exhausting my selection abilities on cards). I need to frequent this location more often... but most likely I have a tendency to get the "blank" out of Mallard Creek Church (area) right when the clock hit's 5 o'clock.