question: So i had to take a drug test because i hit a kids machine with mine and he had to go to the hospital . he is ok . i tested positive for cocaine . go figure . i m going to get fired monday .
Q: Why would the narrator get terminated ?

answer: They are using cocaine .

question: I did n't really like doing retail , so this is awesome . In other news , my birthday party was a blast . I had too many Jello shooters . And I annoyed everyone with the songs on my iPod .
Q: where has the narrator worked ?

answer: None of the above choices .

question: I ' m a third - fifth row kind of gal in these huge lecture classes . But I had to awkwardly squeeze through 50 million people to get to my seat .
Q: What is the reason for being third - fifth row type of gal ?

answer:
I like to be fairly close to the front / middle so I can see and hear but not be on the VERY front .