Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer: This bar has been my home away from home for the past five years. Most times, the bar has a great sense of community, good music, best karaoke around, great kjs, good priced food and beer, renovations are always happening to make the bar a better place, I've met great friends here and adore the place. Most the bartenders are friendly and provide excellent service. :)

Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer: Came here famished and mostly because of the positive Yelp reviews about a spot right in Treasure Island where I was staying. Sorry to say, but I was NOT impressed... Way too much corned beef sandwiched between 2 thin slices of bread...might as well be a meat entree. The meat was so thick that I could not bite into it without the the slices slipping and falling apart to land on the plate instead of my mouth. The swiss cheese was rubbery in texture, lacked any cheese flavour -- in fact, it was rather artificial-tasting. The sandwich came with only cheese and loads of meat. Condiments were self-serve at the table. The saddest part for me was the meat itself -- pastrami and corned beef are supposedly Canter's signature items. The corned beef was far from delicious; I actually had to force myself to finish even half of the sandwich, not because I was oversatiated, but because the aroma of the meat was starting to make me feel ill. Came so close to ditching it at the restaurant when conscience nagged me to pack it to go for a snack later. Really hate wasting food. Later that night, as I was about to finish the rest of the food at the hotel, I could not help but recall the experience of not enjoying the sandwich even while it was freshly made. It was destined for the trash at that point. Far too expensive for a sandwich at $16 when I have had superb ones in the range of $13-16. A major flop in my books.

Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer:
My wife and I ate at Captain Bill's last night. We sat near the fire and we enjoyed the warmth and atmosphere. We had the clam chowder as a starter and it was spicy and really good. Not a typical chowder, but a very welcome surprise. For dinner, we split the seafood sampler appetizer platter which includes a crab cake, coconut shrimp and calamari. We enjoyed the coconut shrimp and crab cake very much. The calamari was a tad chewy, but still good. They have a nice drink and beer selection and the service was great. We also appreciate Captain Bill's participating in the dining for DAIS (domestic abuse shelter in Madison) last night. I recommend eating at Captain Bill's