Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: Very poor service. The young lady at the drive through made us feel unwelcome. When we received our food there were no napkins nor utensils in the bag. I'd think twice about coming to this El Pollo Loco again.
Q: negative

A: Decor was nice, but quickly got bored with it waiting in the long line. Service was slow, cold and forgetful. Appetizers were ok, but what put my experience down was the ramen. Ramen broth lacked any kind of flavor, the noodles soggy and pork portions were too few to remember. First time there, and last I think as well, not a place to enjoy authentic Japanese food. Went in with high hopes seeing all the great reviews on here, left hungrier than when I was seated. Don't believe the hype.
Problem: What would be an example of an positive (OPTIONS:
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- positive) review?

Answer: YUM. My friends had been raving about this place so one night we all decided to stop by after work for a late dinner. The prices were great and the selection was even cooler. We got a whole bunch of dishes ranging from soup to tofu to steak. Everything tasted delicious! I had the tofu pudding for dessert and it was awesome. My only complaint was that the desserts my friends went there for were sold out. Bummer! But that just means we have to go back again soon!!!
Input: OPTIONS:
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Generate a negative review for a place
Output: This is the most overrated establishment in the Madison area. If I hear one person talk about the food and the PIE, how GREAT the pie is, I will scream. Yup. My friend and I got there and we are waiting to be seated. We were acknowledged and asked to just step aside because a person with a walker was coming through. No problem. Then another party of two walks in and they are seated immediately. WHAT?! We had been waiting and did a nice thing and were skipped over. So we waited more and more. The place was cold and it was raining so the wait was even worse. Finally we are seated. Our server took over ten minutes to get to our table. When she got there, there was no greeting. She just asked us what we wanted. Wow. So much for service. So then, we order. My order: coffee and a cobb salad. Coffee does not take too long. It took almost another ten minutes to get coffee. I am not kidding. This was probably the WORST service I have ever received. I get my coffee and shortly after my salad comes. Here is the thing, I never saw my server again until I was done with my salad. thank goodness the salad was fresh and delicious. If I had needed anything, I would have been SOL. Yeah, she never checked on us. I then ordered a piece of apple pie warmed. I was SO excited for this. PIE! This place is "the" pie place. The pie was ok. And kind of pricey for being "ok." $4? No way. I can get a better slice of pie elsewhere. My server also barely warmed the pie. Needless to say I was disappointed so I just took the rest home. All in all, that visit took nearly two hours. Yeah....Coffee, a salad and pie. They were not exceptionally busy. There was no mad rush. And I was not high maintenance. For average pie, you should pick your service up. Sorry, I am not sorry, for thinking this place needs to stop relying on its reputation and provide good pie and good service.
input: Write a positive yelp review (OPTIONS:
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output: This review is for the Salsitas at the corner of 16th and Roosevelt. For some reason I couldn't find it on Yelp. This place has serve yourself beans and is open 24 hrs. I've been to other Salsitas but this one seems better. I'm taking a star off for their late night service. I was there at 2am and the lady was very unfriendly. It could be that it was late and she was tired. However, if you're looking for a place to grub late night this is your spot.
Q: negative

A:
While the store and employees are positive, the animals, in at LEAST my situation, were definitely found out to be from a puppy mill, and at the asking price of 2,200.00 it should be healthy. I had an ER visit sunday nite after 11pm (naturally) upon further investigation i found the puppy mill operator, jonny dake, to be listed as 1 of the 100 worst mills, and that upper respiratory problems -kennel cough to be a chronic problem with his animals. Many reports of neglect ( USDA #43-A-4494 ) were found when the operators property was inspected : "admitted they had not been given water since the night before... excessively thirsty.. drinking for at least one minute continuously". "dead puppy found lying outside in the cold" "open wound" If the shop cant source animals properly perhaps another career is necessary. I took the animal directly from the shop to their vet. Their required vet missed the upper respiratory infection, in fact I didnt notice any sort of exam. just a charge for fecal exam - - - Johnny Dake, J & M Kennels, Stover, MO - Dead puppy found lying outside in the cold. In January 2014, a USDA inspector found a 4-week-old shih tzu puppy frozen solid in the outdoor portion of an enclosure at J & M Kennels. She noted that when the operator picked up the body, "imprints from the wire flooring were observed" across the puppy's body. The inspector noted that the puppy was found in the outdoor portion of the enclosure when overnight temperatures had recently been as low as 2 to -9 degrees Fahrenheit, and that there were no footprints in the snow that might indicate someone had walked around to check on the outside portion of the enclosures. Other sick or injured animals found at the facility included a Boston Terrier who could not put weight on her leg and had an open wound (April 2012), a female Shih Tzu with an oozing lesion on her paw (Jan. 2014) and a male shih tzu who was heavily matted with feces adhered to the fur and matts around his eyes that were "so large that the eyes were difficult to see" (Jan. 2014). In March 2014, USDA inspectors found 11 dogs who did not have any water and the licensee admitted they had not been given water since the evening before; when given water, the inspector noted that many of the dogs "were seen drinking water for at least one minute continuously" as if they had been excessively thirsty. USDA #43-A-4494.