You are given a review about a place. You need to provide a rating from "1 star" to "5 stars" for this place.
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Question: It is good for a beer and maybe some appetizers but if your not at bar service is terrible. We have sat at the bar or near the bar and got good service 4 times. We have sat and had dinner 4 times in dining area and every time service was really bad, drinks are brought to you by the bar so you have one before your meal and then ask for one and you might get it by time your done eating, water anything, we all went thirsty and then they overcharged us because they got confused on what they brought us. On top of that they all say "how is the food "but before you can barely answer they run away. I just wanted to ask for a napkin, soda,,,hello please dont run. By the way it was pretty empty last time we were dining there but they just couldnt wait to get back to the bar i guess where all the waiters hang out??? Bummer we like the food but service has decided to mark it off the list of places to go.

Answer: 2 stars

Question: Hurray for Heart Attack Grill! Fun! Fun! Fun! Free burger for anyone over 350lbs!

Just outside the restaurant is a gigantic scale. The hostess greeted us with hospital gowns and wrist bands. When we sat down, all I wanted to do was look around the room and talk about all the faux movie posters and news footage. I noticed that everyone was having a good time! A lot of people looking in from the outside and taking pictures.

The bartender was a "doctor" and the wait staff were "nurses". If you don't finish your burger, you get spanked with a paddle!

Menu is simple. Burger and fries. How many patties you want is the real question. A good tasting burger with some awesome fries! Coke is served in a bottle and the service was delightful!

Answer: 4 stars

Question: This place was fine. The service was slow, the food was delicious enough, but certainly not sublime and the hostesses were super awful! There were 2 or 3 women, neither could be bothered to greet us properly and we sat very near to their little podium, so we got to hear their copious complaints about how busy it was. Ladies, busy is good. busy means you have a job! Yay for busy. Also, no patron wants to hear you complain. It ruins my ability to pretend I'm at a sidewalk cafe in Venice.

Here's the 5 star thing- The perserved tuna bruschetta. That was a work of art.

If you're hungry and nearby and they aren't too busy, eat here. Don't seek this place out, though.

Answer:
3 stars