Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A: Since the BF moved to Phoenix last fall, I've been taking him on an informal tour of old school Phoenix eateries. As part of our vintage dining tour, we finally make it to Katz Delicatessen & Sandwich Shop. It definitely has an old school feel right down to the vintage diner interior. The food was fine. The bagels and cream cheese were good, but not outstanding. Our lunches were serviceable, but forgettable. It was amusing to watch the antics of the staff that outnumbered the diners at lunch by nearly 3:1. With so many people out front, it appeared that there was only one short order cook and our food took way too long for simple deli offerings. The real negative for me was the restroom. I'm not expecting a marble shrine like the men's room at the Ritz-Carlton, but I want the rest room at a place that serves food to be clean and somewhat up to date. The men's room at Katz was on par with some gas station restrooms that I have been unfortunate enough to see. We're talking totally gross El Bano del Diablo here. The dining room itself also needs a thorough cleaning, but the restroom was totally off-putting for me.

Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A: I had read the great reviews on this breakfast place, so perhaps I had overly high expectations for this establishment before I stepped into it. The only thing I can say positively is that the descriptions of the large portions are accurate - they are generous. Everything else was mediocre. The coffee was so-so, not bad, just so-so. I tried the vaunted sage fried chicken with maple syrup reduction. I asked the waiter to serve the syrup separately and am I glad I did. The chicken itself was too crusted and greasy. Juicy enough, but otherwise flavorless. I tried a forkful of meat dipped into the syrup and it turned out cloyingly sweet. So I ate the rest of the meat with a little pepper and ketchup. I did have some leftovers for a small, late lunch while I traipsed around the rest of Vegas, so I guess that is a positive as well. So head there if you simply want to fill up your gut, but otherwise it's not really up to the hype.

Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A:
I have played here about a dozen times in 2011. The reason for the 1 star rating is we played a tournament here on July 16, 2011 and the greens were 100% unplayable. I've played on great greens, good greens, ok greens, lousy greens and now unplayable greens. These things are 50% bare with no grass AT ALL. The other reasons for the 1 star are (1) They do not give any warning when making a tee time that the greens are bad, not to mention completely lost. (2) After warming up on the putting green, about 3 putts is all I could stomach, I asked the starter "Are the greens on the course like this?" He replied "they're a little bumpy". Come on guys get real, be honest with people. This course is not worth $10 right now...............