IN: Stayed up all night .... Left Connecticut at 4:30 AM for Long Island where shades were worn indoors and my cousin Mike got married . WHAT ? ? ! ! ! Yes ... Cousin Mike got married . Unbelievable but true .
Why was the narrator surprised by the wedding attire ?

OUT: Improper inside attire was worn .

IN: She is announced as Head Girl , and gets to live with Head Boy Draco . Yipee ! Everyone suddenly realizes that this " new girl " is actually Hermione made - over . Even Dumbledore does n't recognize her , which is bullshit .
What may be the reason for them thinking it 's nonsense no one recognizes her ?

OUT: None of the above choices .

IN: Having a cook at home , I really do n't do much cooking not unless I ' m teaching her a new recipe or simply just because I feel like cooking ( which is not often ) . I do n't consider myself a really good cook , but I do know how . Hubby is a better ( and should I say great ) cook than me .
What may be the reason why they do n't cook much ?

OUT:
Because they do n't have to .