Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Example Input: He is holding a bowl of noodles and broth. He
Example Output: holds a pot, and all the tools are at the back.

Example Input: The young man does tricks over an orange safety cone. The skateboarder
Example Output: bend down to a bike and scurry on him.

Example Input: His broomstick goes out of control. It
Example Output:
unleashes ominously from the river, which erupts across the sky.