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An example of an negative review: Some yoked out guido accidentally punched me in the head. He was trying to hit a guy , missed, and got me instead. My hat went flying across the dancefloor and I was totally disoriented for a few minutes. NOT my kind of scene. Then again, this kind of stuff always happens to me. Security took quite a bit to clear up the situation. Luckily, some Jolly Green Giant tall guys " rescued" me and pulled me into safety. I still had a good time because I was with friends and family. It just reminded me of how much I love the low key life. :)

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An example of an negative review: The service was not that great however hubby and I love the chicken. Hopefully it still taste as great as it had did last time ;-)

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An example of an negative review: First, the Luxor could be a nice place. Our East Tower room was spacious, quiet and well-appointed. We had a decent view of the mountains and the strip. The bathroom was large with a deep tub and separate shower. It should have been a great stay BUT, they nibbled away at our enjoyment with little things. Check in included a 15 minute wait. There were a lot of check in clerks, but many seemed involved in pecking away at their computers with a bored look. The check-in area is not separated from the gaming area and is very noisy. I had trouble hearing the clerk above the background noise and clerks on both sides. My reservation, made on the Luxor website, was supposed to include $30 in food credits per day. The clerk would not give it to me until I insisted she check their own website to verify it. She finally gave me one credit grudgingly. It turned out that the food credit use was so restricted as to be useless to us anyway (thanks for nothing). We were supposed to have free Internet. We found they do not have Wi-Fi, at least not in rooms. You dig behind the TV to get a kinked up cable to lie across the room (anyone remember the 90s?) where it can tripped over regularly. Unfortunately, it didn't work. After 3 phone calls to staff, we gave up and didn't get our Internet connection. Later they told me Wi-Fi was available in some rooms on an 'experimental' basis. Let me know how that 'experiment' works out. Maybe they can check with any mom & pop motel for technical advice. If you like coffee in the morning, there is no in room coffee. You can either order a $14 (+ tip) pot from room service that may or may not be hot when it gets to you (and there is no microwave to warm it up) or you can make the long trek to the casino area. Don't bring your own cup to Starbucks though; they don't do refills. It will probably take a while to make the coffee run because wherever you go in Luxor, the time share people will swarm like mosquitos in the woods in Minnesota in June. They fool you by dressing like hotel staffers and are as hard to shake off as a wood tick. Other little problems kept piling up: the elevator down button that didn't work, the elevator that sat open all morning with a buzzer going off, the short person shower head that sprayed sideways, the dirty window that spoiled the view and a mandatory resort fee that we received absolutely nothing in for. The worst problem was that the staff just didn't seem to care. They were uncaring at best and curt at worst. We seemed to be a nuisance to them. The only smiling faces we saw were the ubiquitous time share people. We might have worked around the various problems, but we checked out a day early because we did not feel welcome; the Luxor staff was more interested in justifying their shortcomings than in the comfort of their guests. Room Tip: The towers are nicer rooms than the pyramid, but any roadside Super 8 has more amenities and better customer service than either.

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An example of an negative review: Wasn't the best experience, I have been here a couple times it was really good! Today it wasn't the best. I love that they have Wyland posters! But the service took forever it took us probably about one hour and 45 minutes just for 3 things.