Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: I went in on 3/21/14 Friday order 2footlongs..when I got home I took a bite of my tuna, as wife took bite of her turkey sub.and both repulsed found BLACK HAIRS IN BOTH OF OUR subs.(mind you i was wearing a hat and wife is a blonde!)went back to location.I whisper to the employee there(Jessica,was very polite).what I found in my food.i asked for a refund! I was told had to call a manager (Yvette).so I waited to find out manager told her employee, she couldn't refund my $ and she would be back on Monday and would call me then.I don't understand why it was so hard to refund me $18.16.what a joke!
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A: Employees more worried about gossiping than serving customers. Almost 5 am and I waited 8 minutes for 2 breakfaat sandwiches. This place is a joke.
Problem: What would be an example of an positive (OPTIONS:
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Answer: Flowers should not just be for a special occasions like anniversaries or birthdays or when you seriously screw up and find yourself staring into the doghouse. Overall, it was great; Rachel is very helpful, the flowers lasted quite awhile, and my wife thought the arrangement was great. Definitely a florist worth adding to your speed dial if you screw up on a regular basis. Also take note that Scratch Pastries is right down the street for those occasions when you really want to create a special moment after flooding the house or burning down your kitchen.
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Output: They take reservations so you can come in at your scheduled time to hand you a hostess wait wand. Waiting area smells of dirty people and a spilled dip bottle. Bar smells like old spilled drinks. They only received 2 stars because of house made pasta, but I'm felling a bit nervous to eat here because of the smell.
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output: Run-of-the-mill sports bar complete with plenty of beer on tap, lotsa TVs, and pub style food. It's located in the strip mall with the Harris Teeter, which offers patrons a bunch of alternatives to wander off too before or after the visit. They do have some drink specials which are utilized by plenty of folks who work around the location, so there is usually a manageable sized crowd. The BBQ flat bread pizza I had was tasty, actually, I would order it again. The atmosphere is okay, pretty generic really. The problem I have, and the reason for the low rated review, was with the service. The gal who waited on me was visably sick. I mean, c'mon management. If one of your staff, who is GOING TO HANDLE FOOD, is obviously, visably, noticeably sick - SEND THEM HOME. Long story short, I got sick the next day, same symptoms as the waiter who served us. Completely unacceptable. Too bad really, because the food was decent for what it was, but I can't justify the experience now that I have to deal with this illness.
Problem: What would be an example of an positive (OPTIONS:
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Answer:
Mon dieu! If music be the food of love, then it is the sound of a French accordion playing La Vie en Rose emanating from the kitchen of Le Mouton Noir. When Jurgen D suggested French food as August's cuisine for our monthly yelp get-together dinner I was over-joyed. French cuisine is my absolute favourite, and I'm not just saying this. I have visited France more than I have England, at least twice a year as a kid, and grew up adoring foie gras, steak tartar, red meat as blue as can be, haricot vert, goutier, creamy patisserie pastries, cheese and wine. Le Mouton Noir is as close to a meal in Lyon as you'll find in Edinburgh. Whilst the word 'authentic' gets banded around a bit too much, I can't really think of any other way to describe it. French waiters, a French chef, and with real French passion for good food. The menu changes daily so you can't find it on the website. I did laugh at the fact that it deatils every option such as "lamb shank in spices with sweet potato", "duck gizzard salad with walnuts and lardons" through every meat dish and then at the very bottom there was only one veggie option, described simply as "Veggie Option". If you know French cuisine you will know they are unsympathetic to those who go sans viande. Luckily I am not of that ilk. So it was duck gizzards to start and feather steak for a main - rare. I'd never had duck gizzards before and only when going home later and googling it did I discover that they are in fact one of the few stomachs that a duck has. I was surprised. The gizzards were really delicious, and I think I had around 8 of them (that's 8 whole little duck stomachs, oops.) The steak. Oh my god. The steak. Give me a moment. When you order 'rare' in the UK it can sometimes arrive slightly pink, if you're lucky the potatoes may get stained a little red, but once or twice a 'rare' steak has been presented 'well done'. Le Mouton Noir's steak was still blue. And just... je nais ce qoui. Out of this world. It was a huge portion, and for only 12 I couldn't get over the value for both the quality and quantity. As Jurgen D has said, the chips were probably the best we've had too. It really was my best meal in a long time. I have previously given another restaurant in Edinburgh the accolade of 'Best Steak in the City'. So that I don't appear to be giving that prized title right, left and centre I hear by reclaim it and hand it over to Le Mouton Noir. I would seriously eat out here every week for a steak and glass of red. Just perfect. The ambience is wonderful too. Dark wood, fairly small inside with limited seating, candles, and of course... it's French. Perfect for a date night, but also for the table of 8 yelpers that we were. Oh and my dessert of rum prunes was killer!! I'd never eaten prunes before - turns out I like them. And also turns out that there was probably at least three shots of rum in total. I left a little merrier and tipsy after those. I have definitely found my new favourite neighbourhood eaterie. It's actually affordable for a weekly meal, but the quality is some of the best I've had.