Problem: In my mind it HAD to be because I was fat . It just had to . The very next day I told myself I was going to lose weight . A switch had flipped .

What may happen if she loses weight ?

A: She will not be fat anymore .

Problem: I had to take a flight from St. Louis to Boston , from Boston to London , and then from London to Madrid . When I got to Madrid , I could n't find my luggage . It turned out it would n't be coming until 9 pm .

What is the narrator griping about ?

A: Plane issues .

Problem: I actually thought the toy in the above picture was for me , but I let the girls play with it , just 'cause I ' m a nice mama . Are n't they gorgeous ? ! I was doing Kaylie 's hair for church yesterday morning , and Liliana wanted in on the product action .

How many children does the Mom have ?

A:
At least 2 .