Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: This is a terrible post office!!! No one who works here knows what customer service is! Rey at the front counter is rude and his supervisor is ghetto! I hope this location closes!
Q: negative

A: I'm a Chipotle fanatic, I got hooked on them outside of Wisconsin, and was super happy to discover this location when I returned to the Madtown area. However, as others have noted, this location is far from perfect. For starters, it's always quite packed, especially at the lunch hour. Lines that extend outside of the building and onto the sidewalk are not uncommon, especially during weekdays from like 11:20am until around 1:00pm. Chipotle is known for high quality ingredients, and this location doesn't disappoint when it comes to quality. Quantity, however, leaves much to be desired. I have eaten here at least 20 times over the past year (I work about 100 yards from this location), and with every single visit I have had to add the phrase, "could you do a little more?" to every single thing I've asked for. Ordering a salad bowl? You'll have to ask for "a little more" of the lettuce, chicken, and veggies. Ordering a burrito bowl? You'll definitely have to request "a little more" of the rice, meat, and veggies. Ordering a burrito? Guess what? Yep - more, please. I'm not sure why, but this location seems to half-fill a traditional scoop, plop it onto your order and then attempt to quickly shuffle you over to the next station. It's really frustrating, especially when you're trying to order 8-10 dishes for co-workers... you're literally repeating "more, please" for each dish. And, what's up with charging an extra $1.80 for 1-1.5 tablespoons of guacamole? Really? To sum it up, I'm pretty certain these issues are specific to this location. I've dined at Chipotles from San Francisco to San Antonio to Washington DC, and most are super stellar. This location; however, is quite subpar. Primarily because of the stingy servings, the lackluster service, and the nickel-and-diming of repeat customers. Chipotle on Old Sauk = Super MEH Food = 3.5 stars (great for fast food) Value = 2.5 stars Service = 1 star (you'll ask for more at each station) MISC = 1 star (super busy, no parking, very loud inside) Given the option, I'd hit La Bamba on Gammon. It's about 1.5 miles away, and you won't be begging for a reasonable amount of toppings/fillings.
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer: Did this place change managers or owners? They've successfully ruined several articles of clothing for me now. Last year there were two very bright young ladies working in the place. After their disappearance I've had problems. Seems they've been using too much solution and causing the dyes to run in some of my clothing, saturating and not allowing to dry thoroughly before hanging next to another darker color has caused color run on, hanging heavy sweaters on wire hangers instead of using a slacks hanger, etc. These things are just common sense. Also, they used to have good and affordable alterations but prices seem to have about doubled. Can't afford to allow them to continually ruin my clothes. This week they hemmed two dresses for me, and although they were supposed to be hemmed to the same length one of them is several inches shorter! Such a shame because they used to do such a fantastic job.
Input: OPTIONS:
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Generate a negative review for a place
Output: They should call it Modern Bun because there is 6x more bun than burger. Remember the commercial "where's the beef?" This definitely applies here.
input: Write a positive yelp review (OPTIONS:
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output: I'm here just about once a week. Great and ever changing selection of beer, all the local favorites and food spots just a walk away. TV screens all over, Jenga and board games. They even have a selection of blended brews. If you're ever in south end, stop by.
Q: positive

A:
Very casual restaurant with great food. The jerk chicken was amazing!