IN: M decided to call the fish Squirty . Both girls are so in love . V wanted to take it to bed with her . She was kind of sad when I told her it has to stay in its bowl .
Why did the narrator not allow his child to take her pet to bed ?

OUT: Because fish have to stay in water in order to live .

IN: So when I heard that they were making solid perfumes , I was totally up for checking them out . And wow , am I glad I did ! Each one smells more wonderful and enticing than the next . My fave is Avalon Juniper , whose blend of grapefruit and heliotrope makes me think of walking in the woods on a crisp fall evening .
Why may the narrator be making the room smell great ?

OUT: They are experimenting with perfumes for themselves .

IN: I miss going to sleep with him , waking up with him , having coffee and kisses , laughter , snuggles and other intimacies . I miss being there for him , with him , handling anything thrown our way . ( When we were headed down to Panama City , we got on the wrong highway by accident and had been trying to get back on track .
Which of the events probably happened most recently ?

OUT:
We were in love but recently broke up .