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An example of an positive review: Due to the third annual Schizophrenia hardcore/gabber event, my friend Aaron and I found ourselves on the outskirts of Madison and in need of whiskey. Luckily the warehouse we were destined for was by Slices' (Slice's/Slices). Boy, oh boy, factory bars in Wisconsin pour stiff drinks!

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An example of an negative review: I'm sort of surprised by the high ratings for this place. I'm beginning to think that maybe it just wasn't my night... Anyway this place is pretty lame, and they should especially be ashamed of themselves for charging a cover higher than clubs like Tao. Even though somehow a girl in our group managed to get all of us to cut the line and in for free, this place was still garbage. The inide was small and cheesy, and the drinks were so f-ing expensive. I bounced out of there after about 30 minutes and won $400 playing Roulette.

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An example of an negative review: I'm a long time customer of Danny's, so it's with a bit of a heavy heart that I write this review. Danny's financial problems are well documented. Further, legal prosecution of managers who knowingly utilized undocumented workers was national news. Have these issues had an impact at the customer level? Sadly, the answer seems to be yes. On this particular weekend morning I was delighted to slip to the front of the vacuuming line without waiting. First in line on a weekend! Never happens! I'll be in and out in no time, or at least that was the thought. I opted for the usual, The Works, and wandered into the waiting room. A room that use to be full of merchandise, but that now is pretty much empty. Paid, receiving the usual discount, then waited. And waited. And waited. Over half an hour despite no one in front of me in line. When my car was finally delivered, I had to ask for some additional wiping for spots missed. Then I drove away. With my wipers on, my turn signals flashing, the radio station changed, three AC vents closed - just about every car washing pet peeve possible. I could not help but think of all the hard working undocumented guys who no longer work there. The ones who did great work for little pay, thankful for the opportunity. Such a shame. Allow for a little extra time if you do go to Danny's to get your car washed. Also pay attention to discounts. A sign summarizing them is posted behind the counter. A three dollar discount for students and teachers, any time, is particularly nice.

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An example of an negative review: I stayed at the Luxor in nov of 2012 and would/will tell everyone I know, don't stay here. The hotel is at the wrong end of the strip and rooms are nothing to write home about but the worst part of my stay was the customer service. I tried gambling in the casino and was asked to show ID 4 times in less than 15min. I am 29 and understand I look young but 4 times is ridiculous and the last 3 times I wasn't gambling or drinking, just standing in the casino. When I tried to express my frustration, the manager blew me off. Horrible customer service and too many better options on the strip than to stay here ever again. Travelers beware!!!