input: Write a negative yelp review.
output: Welcome Ladies and Gentlemen to Concord's only "Texas Road Kill Cafe" and that is being nice. Was in town on business as always and we decided to have a few drinks and dinner at what we thought was a restaurant called Texas Road House. Our waitress was a sweetheart and on top of her game, yes she needs to upgrade. In our group, 4 people we sat down ordered a drink and a couple app's. 2 of the 4 of us had to request new silverware. Nothing like unwrapping a napkin and finding what looks to be dried poo all over the knife and fork of what is supposed to be clean silverware. Next was resting your arms on a sticky table that had a funny smell of moldy wet towel. We ordered a few burgers around the table. I gather they must of thought I was part deer. Why you ask? Well never had a salt lick described as a hamburger. Ohh yummy. After I was revived from my slight stroke my associate was enjoying his food too. Yes, another salt lick that could double as a hockey puck. Not to worry though the app's were great. Chicken strips so dry they could be used as a , as a, as a, ok they were just that dry so a dust substitute maybe? Once I washed everything down with a flat tap beer, but at least it wasn't skunky all was good. Spent the rest of the evening chewing Tums and listening to the concert in my belly going on all night long. Once was enough for this place!!! Sorry
input: Write a negative yelp review.
output: The meat was greasy and no flavor. For the price the quality of food was horrible! Even dollar tacos are better. I would not recommend.
input: Write a positive yelp review.
output:
This place is my favorite place in Phoenix for Mexican food. It's a regular stop for my family and I on Wednesday nights. $1.99 Corona Night!!! Food is outstanding, the people are great and the service is always on. Give it a try, you will be happy you did.