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Output: mmhmm....strictly average. We ordered bruschettas for appetizers and they were so disappointing. The bread was soggy and the dip was inedible. The whole dish was LIBERALLY laced with some sour condiment, like tamarind juice! We were really hungry so we ate it all up. For the main course I got chicken souvlaki and my friend got the gyro dinner. My souvlaki was good (nothing outstanding). The chicken wasn't dry. It came wrapped with a decent amount of veggies in a falafel. I got a huge side of crispy fries. They were supposed to be seasoned...but I couldn't make out any seasoning. My friend's dish was huge. He got deliciously done lamb and beef strips with a side of mildly seasoned rice and steamed veggies. He also got a side of potatoes, which I thought should have been cut smaller and cooked better. My friend discarded them anyway because of the carbs! One saving grace: our server definitely had some Greek looks :) Just wish he smiled a bit more!

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Output: I've lived here going on three weeks now, and I have to side with those who state that this place is Shady. Yes, with a capital "S". In the first 24 hours I lived here, among the issues that I had to deal with were an ant infestation in my kitchen (i.e., crawling all over my microwave, cabinets and stove area) and a 15+ year old washer that leaked water into the brand new carpeting. FIRST 24 HOURS. I had to push and push HARD to get some action from them on it. I was told by the salespeople in the front office that their pest control person probably wouldn't be able to make it out that day to take care of it. That they would reimburse me for any products that I might buy from say Home Depot, to control the ants. This is after standing in the office for at least five minutes while the staff were in the back room chatting and I overheard one of them jokingly ask if anyone had "contacted the guy in apartment ### yet who left a 30 minute message about ants in his apartment." Really? The proper response is if your regular guy isn't available, you call someone else until you find someone who is. Better yet, you have a contingency already mapped out to ensure that your tenants are taken care of. When your sole job and responsibility is customer satisfaction, be it in helping someone sign a lease or to ensure that those who have are well cared for, you do not tell jokes about a brand new tenant who has a kitchen that is unusable upon initial move in. There have been several things since that make it very apparent that the owners do not in any way reinvest money back into this property. Everything from the condition of my apartment to the state of the grounds. Someone else mentioned the birds. It's not only ducks. There are a lot of pigeons as well, and at times there is bird/duck dropping covering the sidewalks. I've also seen quite a few feral cats around the property with babies in tow. The creek running throughout is a nice touch, however it gets very minimal attention from the staff that I've seen. I can occasionally smell the chemicals that they dump into it, but it's obvious by looking at the water itself, and more specifically the film on the rocks that line the creek bed, that they don't do much more than that. They have an obvious discoloration to them that is quite gross. One of the shadiest things they do is when you first tour the property. The specific unit that they wish to rent you never seems to be available for viewing, but they are more than happy to show you a model. What they don't tell you, is that the model is *very* well kept in comparison to the rental units. They also don't take the time to point out that the model has several "upgrades" done to it. These upgrades are available to you once you realize they aren't already in your dwelling, which somewhat interested me at first. As such, I asked for a list of the upgrades, which they provided. I then took that sheet to the Lowe's down the street and, upon comparing the items and pricing, came to the realization that they are charging full retail price for these items - though you, the renter, do not get to keep these items once you leave. The only saving grace I've encountered thus far is the politeness of the maintenance staff. I'm not certain what all they are charged with here, but they are nice enough. Perhaps I am spoiled. I spent the last 10 years living at Mark Taylor properties and, while they may be more expensive, they absolutely do NOT do business like this place does and they work very hard to keep their apartments and their grounds in spotless, top-notch condition. It would be one thing if Lakeview was MUCH less expensive than the surrounding establishments, but they aren't. And when you charge nearly mortgage level amounts for rent, then I expect to see my money be reinvested back into the property. I do not see that here and would recommend to anyone interested in living here to look elsewhere.

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Output: I've eaten at Big Grove only two times. The first time I went for lunch and had the eggplant sandwich and it was delicious. I sat a table and had decent service. The second time I went I met a friend and we sat at the bar. The bartender was inattentive and did not get me a water when I asked the first time. He kept walking away before I got a chance to finish ordering everything and he didn't smile once. When I finally got my food, my medium burger was almost well done, the lettuce on the burger was so soggy it dripped off my burger, and the fries were so salty that they made my stomach hurt. I couldn't finish my burger or the fries and it was extremely overpriced. I would not recommend this restaurant unless you just go for drinks or the eggplant sandwich. You will pay too much and get less than mediocre, almost inedible food.

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When I first moved here in Vegas, I saw this sandwich shop so many times on my way home. It was almost like my guide home. So, I started thinking maybe this is just Vegas' version of Subway. Oh, but never in this life time will it ever be compared to Subway. My friends took me here after church. Apparently you have to eat after church, cus it just completes the service. All I kept hearing was, "Try the Bobbie", "Try the Capastrami." I am more of a hot sandwich person so, I went with the Capastrami. It was the greatest decision I've made at a sanwich shop. Kinda makes me wish I made great decisions like this throughout my life. So, anyway about the sandwich.. It was this prefect hot, juicy pastrami that laid on a cold bed of some kind of coleslaw. With this peppery Russian sauce to top it off. I always get extra russian sauce on the side. This sandwich always satisfies my hunger everytime. I tried the Bobby another time. It is a cold sandwich, but it's unique. It's basically a thanksgiving lunch. It has the turkey, bread stuffing, cranberries and cranberry sauce.. It's just as good as the capastrami. I also tried this sandwich called eggplant Parmesan. It's absolutely filling for a no meat sandwich. So much flavor. Now I ave yet to try the rest. They also sell tastykakes! Those deliciously moist krimpets.