Problem: I love Mexican food. The more authentic... the better. Hole-in-the-wall? Great! Nobody speaks a lick of English? Perfect! C grade from the health dept? As long as the food tastes good and I don't get sick! So when some of my Mexican friends invited me to dinner at Los Molcajetes on Eastern, I figured I would feast as if I was south of the border. When I walked in, I thought the ambience was decent. Servers were friendly and the chips & salsa were really good. I ordered a Corona and was disappointed that the beer wasn't that cold. My friends ordered what they called Mexican Cola, which is basically Coke bottled in glass bottles in Mexico. They had several TV's on Hispanic channels that were blaring so loud we could hardly talk. We ordered an appetizer dish of mini tacos that were covered in shredded lettuce, sliced avocados, and piled high with Mexican cheese. This was delicious!!! I told the server that I wanted to order the dish that they were famous for and she recommended the Molcajetes, which I later learned was basically the bowl that it was served in. For $7 it was a bargain. The actual meal was okay. A bowl that was filled with everything but the kitchen sink. Beef, chicken, shrimp, grilled green onions, avocado, tomatoes... all drenched in a spicy sauce. It was okay. Perhaps more suitable for sharing because it was huge. For $17, not bad considering it would've fed 2+. During our meal, some guy started walking around with a stack of bootleg dvd's selling them for $5 each. Odd. Haha. As we finished our meal, a mariachi band asked each table if they wanted a song. If you pay them, they stand around your table playing music so loud that you can't even hear yourself think. I felt that the restaurant was a real miss. Nothing was special except for what they do for birthday celebrations. They bring out a sombrero and put it on the birthday customer and sing to them. They have a tambourine going and clap really loud. At the end of the song, the guys in the kitchen scream and blow on that loud, obnoxious vuvuzela horn that they blow at soccer games. I won't be back. They seem to do very well so don't let my review keep you from trying it for yourself. It's worth trying at least once.
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Problem: I went into this location to find a new gym for my fiance and I.. Brenden the sales membership rep was great. He took us on a tour and gave us reasonable quote for the membership. When I told Brenden I was going to come back tomorrow to finalize my decision he grabbed his general manager "Gonzo". Gonzo offered us a better deal considering he wanted to close the sale. When I told Gonzo I would be back tomorrow to finalize my decision he got very angry. He got up and walked away without saying thank you. It seemed like since I didn't seal the deal then that he got upset. I was going to go back today to join but since the GM of the store acted like a child I will be joinging else where. Great job Gonzo, your ego got in the way of a potential customer. Brenden, I recommend that your corporate office comes in and promote you to that leadership role. -Kevin
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Problem: I can not understand how anyone with good taste could rate this place with 5 stars! The food is bland, and the place is messy. The only good thing about this eating establishment is the view of the golf course and it's a good place to get a drink after a round of golf.
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Problem: Horrible food!!!! Went with two other people, we each only ate one bite and pushed our plates aside. Will not be returning.
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