Problem: Write a positive yelp review.
A: I recently decided to upgrade from my Fiat Cabrio to an Abarth. I previously went to the "other" Fiat dealership and received less than thrilling service even though I had already bought my current Fiat there less than two years ago. When I called Towbin, Vanessa was immediately helpful and took my information without any pressure to come down and was willing to let me know if they could do something for me without having to travel all the way down to the dealership. When I finally was ready to make the leap Sica, Vanessa and Jerry (bless his heart) were super patient with me, explained all the financing options and answered all my questions. At the end of the day I left with the car I wanted at a very fair price. Everyone was extremely friendly and the whole place is a very no pressure atmosphere. Thanks everyone!!!

Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A: This is a tough review to write. I read a review from Derek M and I scratch my head. He states "I love this place. It's one of our very favorite, if not our absolute favorite, pizza places in the country." I am not insulting you Derek, or your taste buds but..... How does one write that when Pizzeria Bianco is no more than 10 miles away? In the country? Have you even made an attempt to stand in line to try the pizza rosa? You are in TO, have you gone to LA to try Pizzeria Mozza? Oregano's is one of the best in the country? I am a pizza snob, and I believe the epicenter of pizza has a 201, 973, 516 and 212 area code attached to it. That being said I will even yield to places like Maria's in Milwaukee or even the Rainbow Room in LA for good pizza. Classic Italian Pizza in Tempe or even Grimaldi's, although that has become a chain is good pizza. Oregano's? If those are A and B-list actors, Oregano's would be a D-list actor. I am not picking on it, but it is just basic pizza from a local chain. It is better than Peter Piper or Little Caesar's but how does one declare its supremacy in a town that has Chris Bianco firing up an oven every day. Even Picazzo's at the corner of FLR and Scottsdale makes a better or more unique pie than Oregano's. Oregano's is a local pizza chain serving up pizza and pasta and whatever. It is okay.

Problem: Write a positive yelp review.
A:
Shawn is amazing. So sad she will be moving on soon but looking forward to who she recommends.