Q:Build a movie plot around this: What will Cubish give a million dollars for? One last laugh
A:
Daffy Duck attempts to make money any way he can, when a news bulletin tells of the declining health of ailing 'buzzsaw baron,' J.P. Cubish. Cubish has been quoted as saying he would give a million dollars for one last laugh.Daffy goes to Cubish's place, and after getting rid of the butler, manages to become Cubish's personal clown...until Cubish dies of laughter. At the reading of the will, Daffy is bequeathed J.P.'s assets, with the stipulation that he use them to provide a public service.Naturally, Daffy figures he is home-free, until the spirit of Cubish begins to make the money vanish, proclaiming that Daffy must use it for 'good.' Daffy then decides to use the money to start an agency to investigate paranormal activity. He ends up hiring Bugs Bunny and Porky Pig, and each of them goes off to investigate strange activity.Though they investigate all manner of paranormal activity, Daffy grows frustrated when they can't turn a profit, and soon, Cubish's ghost has made the last of the money disappear. Daffy is then evicted from his office-space due to unpaid rent, and the items in his office are repossessed as well.While Porky and Bugs have gone their separate ways, Daffy returns to trying to sell items on the street corner to turn a profit.