IN: A lot is being made today of Venus ' " uncharacteristic " play last night : she made 45 unforced errors , and blew 10 set point opportunites . But really , this is the Venus Williams we ' ve seen over the last couple years at the Open . Last year , when she played Jelena Jankovic in the quarters , she commited 56 unforced errors , and then hit another 35 in her semifinal loss to Justine Henin .
What may be a plausible fact about the athlete I am describing ?

OUT: She is a tennis player .

IN: A few people bailed out at the last minute ( all for legit reasons ) , but I still had an amazing night with the ones who did pull through . I got my hair cut before going out to dinner . I was thinking about getting an asymmetrical style and even brought in printed out pictures of the way I wanted my hair to look . But decided that was a bandwagon I was n't going to hop on anytime soon , no matter how flattering or cute .
What might be being celebrated ?

OUT: The narrator 's birthday

IN: I had to remember that , yes , I am in a graveyard . And you suddenly remember why it 's so important to help make it all look somewhat respectable . It 's for for your family . For your mom .
Why is the narrator in a graveyard ?

OUT:
They are tidying the grave of a family member .