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An example of an positive review: In a word; decadent. Coming from me thats a lot. If I had a choice I would never cut my hair again. Or shave, for that matter. (Hell, I'd also raise chickens and churn my own butter if I didn't live in a tiny apartment). But I have to pay rent and buy groceries and Las Vegas is definitely less progressive than the PacNor'est. So I go a few times a year and scowl through a SuperShitCuts experience. Enter Groupon. 19.99 for the full service, including 2 shampoos, cut, hand wax(!), face massage, towel, spritz, style, blowdry and product. I thought it would be at least worth the money. I was right. So I go in, am offered a free beer and taken straight back. I gave poor Megan the most ambiguous description of what I wanted. And dammit, she somehow made it happen. Only took a few minutes too, I was stunned. She was wonderful, I will be back again and looking forward to it. And fellas, do the paraffin hand dip. You'll thank me.

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An example of an negative review: What I want to know is who the hell puts sweet relish on a burger? Especially a burger that already has dill pickles.. I mean I love pickles as much as the next asshole, but I fn HATE sweet relish, so it pretty much ruined the whole thing. Aside from that, my curly fries were perfect, and they have Cherry Coke.. so here, have 2 stars.

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An example of an negative review: $79 for 10 shirts and a suit! WOW that's what I get for trying to support my local business! RIP OFF ALERT!

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An example of an negative review: Maybe I am missing what the big draw to Joe's is but I feel like C-U and Campustown have better bars around town. Being a grad student, I think the appeal is usually lost. The only plus is that they have my favorite cider (Strongbow) on tap. The service is okay and I am glad that they at least have their own beer. Their food was typical and not memorable and the beer is only okay. Given the choice, I would choose other bars over Joe's.