Sentiment analysis: An upscale mexican restaurant in the area seemed like the best thing to have happened to me. I planned my visit for a quieter evening, and reviewed the menu again and again. However, upon our arrival I thought twice immediately. The parking was iffy, and the place didn't seem to stand up to the signage. Perhaps the art was not to my liking, honestly not a piece stands out in my memory. We were seated immediately. Our waiter seemed a little off, not to mention the fact that he was insanely snobby and seemed to be moonlighting in the kitchen, where he disappeared for 10-15 minutes at a time. He did not fill our soft drinks once without being first flagged down (those of you who have experienced the close quarters will understand how ridiculous this is). Halfway through waiting for our food (which took 45 minutes, easily), the lamp above our table went out. We sat in the dark for a good 5 minutes before they even noticed. Which was actually a nice change of scenery from the boring beige walls. When the food finally arrived, we were too tired (due to having finished an entire bottle of wine) so we left. Unfortunately, we took our grub with us. I had some sort of mixed seafood entree with chorizo and a creamy sauce. It's no coincidence you're taken aback by the combination... it didn't go down too easily. Having dropped 90 dollars on the meal, though, we felt compelled to finish as much as we could stand. Normally I would make sure I got the name of the dish right, but since I am recommending that you not go there, why bother?
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negative

Sentiment analysis: Love the food!!! Service is great too! Our new favorite! Price is reasonable too. Never had a bad experience!
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positive

Sentiment analysis: Underwhelming. Could be a cool destination. The tour is like walking through a car wash following your car. The staff are all as cheerful and delighted to see you as a DMV clerk. The complimentary sample in all their ads is only if you ask for it and only then is quickly put in your hand, sans napkin or tissue. (wash hands in advance) No idea why all the tour busses are lined up outside. Also: the cactus garden sounds cool'ish', but, it only is appealing when compared to the chocolate 'non-tour' you just experienced.
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negative