Sentence: "Fluffy is sick, as surprises me."
Would a linguist rate this sentence to be acceptable linguistically?
A: unacceptable

Sentence: "Margaret cut the bread."
Would a linguist rate this sentence to be acceptable linguistically?
A: acceptable

Sentence: "John is more embarrassed, the more pictures of him appear in the news."
Would a linguist rate this sentence to be acceptable linguistically?
A: acceptable

Sentence: "Wash yourselves."
Would a linguist rate this sentence to be acceptable linguistically?
A:
acceptable