Premise: I can still hear it to this day

Hypothesis: I wish I could remember the sound.
Answer: no

Premise: What I really want to know is what you meant by what you said to me the other day?

Hypothesis: I already know what you meant when you said those things to me the other day.
Answer: no

Premise: As the beast finished, the armored warriors struck.

Hypothesis: The warriors struck after the beast finished.
Answer: yes

Premise: we we my sister uses plenty of fertilizer i don't know if that's a good thing or a bad thing boy i wish this phone would stop screeching

Hypothesis: I'm enjoying the phone screeching, and know that it's a good thing my sister uses so much fertilizer.
Answer: no