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Output: Dana...Dana...Dana!! Best server/bartender/hostess you'll ever meet. This place is one of the best hidden gems in all of Madison. My fiance used to work there with a myriad of friends that have been gainfully employed there over the years and what more can be said about a hip, underground italian bar that you've probably driven by every day and never heard of. The food is always fantastic and the bar is never lacking. Do yourself a favor and stop in and you are sure to become a regular.

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Output: By far the best pool party experience i have had. Cover was $20 but got in free. Cheap drinks for Vegas $7-10, booty full ladies all around with their tops off...cant get any better! But it did, one of my buddies is a big gambler so we got a bed with two bottles at no cost! only downside is our server was a lil "ditsy" but in a sexy way.

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Output: I'm not sure what show the other reviewers saw, but my husband and I saw MJ One on Monday, July 7, and thought it was a total waste of money (see the review given by FoodieChic L from Chicago, her comments reflect what we saw). Being big MJ fans, we were looking forward to the music and some MJ style group dancing .... the music was overshadowed by the production's "extra" noise which was never part of his original recordings and we felt the dance routines were not reflective of any rountines MJ did. The "story" if you can call it that, made no sense and having the child-like players running on and off the stage and the woman pretending to play the guitar were distractions at best. The show also lacked traditional Cirque attributes, but the biggest disappointment was not getting any true feeling of a great artist.

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Cheap, yes. But nasty. Dull flavors, beyond cheap ingredients. There's veg fare to be gotten here, but so much better on almost every other corner in this part of town. Kind of amazing to me that even tho they're smack dab in the middle of Burrito Way that they continue to do business - hit Maria's around lunchtime and you'll find the explanation: mostly gringos, slurping up the watered down salsa, ordering the 5 dollar lunch special and leaving 1 dollar tips. No, gracias.