That 's fukin lame but I never get sick so whatever ) , b ) work all our scheduled days , and c ) stay until September 1st . Then we get a $ 500 bonus . $ 500 ! ! ! !
Answer the following question: What will happen if they do not stay until September 1st ?

They wo n't be eligible for the money

As I sit here anxiously awaiting Barack Obama 's VP announcement , I feel less speculatory than usual . CNN is posting on the hour " We still do n't know who Barack 's pick is ! " -- and everyone 's trying to prematurely claim to know who he 's chosen or when he 's announcing .
Answer the following question: What has lead the speaker to be so interested and invested in Barack Obama 's VP pick ?

They are interested in politics , and are looking forward to getting the answer to this question

The other computers were n't all that special either and they were asking upwards of 350 - 400.00 for it . ! ! ! I went to a computer shop downtown and walked out with a new tower 10 minutes later , and an appointment Tuesday for a check up on the other tower . So now I 'll have two towers ... omg ... lol ... Anyway , yeah ...
Answer the following question: Why may the narrator need two towers ?

They do a lot of computing .

Tomorrow 's going to be one of the most difficult days ever . The wake is tomorrow afternoon and I ' m going to need to much xanax to get me through . Seeing him is going to be so hard . I just ca n't believe he 's really gone .
Answer the following question: Why is this event happening ?
They are memorializing a life well spent .