Problem: I assumed my solicitor would talk to my wife 's solicitor . We would then give all the details to a judge . He would then divide everything equally . I would end up with arounnd 500k and my wife would get the same amount .

Why did the narrator need to employ a solicitor ?

A: The narrator was getting a divorce from their wife .

Problem: I echoed the sea theme with the frame , using eyelets and cord to look like rope at the bottom . I had my MRI scan today - which was fine apart from the fact I had to lie flat on my back for 20 minutes and I do n't do flat on my back ! Due to a back injury when I was 12 I have a curved back and out of kilter pelvis and so it was hell trying to lie flat for that long . But tis done now and I await results .

Why may the narrator be having headaches ?

A: They have a head injury .

Problem: i hope that it will give me a chance to bond better with him and yvette . i ' ve got a dentist appointment tomorrow and do n't really want to go . i know that i ' m going to be having a filling or having my tooth out . i know that i ' m just being mardy but i ' m scared because i ' ve never had anything done to my teeth , , my dentist must be blind because i had a checkup and then about a week later i had toothache .

What may I be whining about ?

A:
The dentist seems incompetent .