Problem: How to be random
Use non sequiturs.
Non sequitur is latin for " does not follow " and describes a speaker's failure to construct an argument in a logical manner. This phrase has been used since the time of the caesars.

Answer: Today, the word " random " is used in basically this way, referring to the use of non sequitur for comedy. The word " random " really refers to a process or a decision made without a conscious or systematic choice.

Problem: How to treat trichomiasis in doves
Look for cheesy-looking lesions in the mouth.
Open your dove's mouth and take a close look at the lesions. If you see white, yellow, or brown, and cheesy-looking growths in the mouth, your dove may have canker.

Answer: The growths look like nodules or ulcers at the back of the throat. As a result, your dove may have difficulty swallowing food.

Problem: The game stops for a second and resumes with one of the teams serving the ball. They battle each other on the court, sending the ball back and forth over the net. the ball
Answer: goes out of bounds.