question: As I ' m sitting in my car in the parking lot , my brother calls me and he 's totally distressed . He says ( as far as I could understand at the time ) " Dad died " . I asked him to repeat and he said again , Dad died in a car accident . I ' m thinking to myself : What ?

OPTIONS:
- None of the above choices .
- I am in shock about what happened
- My brother is very distressed
- My brother does not normally call me
Q: Why might I be thinking " what ? " ?

answer: I am in shock about what happened

question: Although technically it was afternoon when I woke up . I do believe this was the first time I have ever slept for 12 hours ! The plane ride was good - as good as a plane ride that long can be , which really means uneventful . No problems with security ( had my little bag o ' liquids handy , laptop in an easy to pull out place , slip off shoes ) .

OPTIONS:
- They were traveling a great distance .
- None of the above choices .
- Because it was uneventful .
- DUE TO THE FACT HE WAS SLEEPING .
Q: Why was the plane ride long ?

answer: They were traveling a great distance .

question: I would have dearly liked to run them all over with Quinn 's car . I ' m not sure what made them feel they needed to make me feel better about myself , but I am quite certain that they failed dismally . I ' ve never been more embarrassed in my life than I was there , with my childhood friends trying to reassure me that someone will probably deign to sleep with me someday .

OPTIONS:
- I have never had a bed
- None of the above choices .
- I have never had a significant other
- I have never had a car
Q: What have I probably never had ?

answer:
I have never had a significant other