Problem: Write a positive yelp review.
A: There is a reason to walk into Planet Hollywood now and fortunately, it is just inside the front door, so you don't need to go far. An almost perfect burger, good service (a little slow, this is NOT fast food), The bun is superb as are the french fries. Can't wait to return.

Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A: Had been here before about 4 years ago and loved it. Was just there last week and was really disappointed!! No mexican, no chocolate covered strawberries and I also thought they were supposed to have a chocolate fountain. The crab legs are okay but they are served cold and split which sounds like they would be easy to eat but in reality you get bits of shell and cartlidge and not much crab. There were four of us and we had 2 coupons for $50 off total and the bill was still $75.00. Definitely not a $125.00 buffet. I think it is funny that people go on and on about the cotton candy, that is about the cheapest thing you can make and cotton candy on a buffet????

Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A:
Ashley V said it best "why would anyone choose to go here?" I am still traveling, and the indignities of the Midwest continue. I didn't think it was cheap. I knew I was not going to get real Chinese food, I knew I was coming in to get a pseudo version of Americanized Chinese food. My first indication that I was not in Peking, was the Hispanic girl struggling to understand my English ordering and the POS system which was also in English. Damn oppressive society. Anyway, I really should not disparage global initiative the restaurant is embracing. We are all going to be working for Indian companies, as Obama went specifically to India to procure 15 million jobs to alleviate the unemployment crisis in this country. I welcome TATA motors and their cardboard framed cars. I digress..... Rosa, or whatever her name was, with the help of her friend, Miguel (probably not his name, and he was clearly only working there because it was too cold for his primary profession, that being a jockey) managed to screw up my order twice, overcharged me twice and never apologized. Almost thought I was in Los Angeles again. The cream cheese puffs were soggy, greasy and about as far from "puffy" as one could get. The chicken was white, but it was also fatty and grisly. The Thai spring rolls were not bad flavor but they too were greasy and not very crispy. The fried rice was disgusting, just a greasy mush of dirty looking rice, mushrooms and egg. Finally, the pot stickers, ah the pot stickers, they should have stuck to the pot. The filling was some processed mash of something, while the outside was supposed to have been lightly pan fried, let's emphasize the word "lightly." This is not very good Asian food. I would suggest that there must be a better choice in Madison. I am sure there are Asians in Madison. I have not seen them, but somewhere in this land must lay a pocket of Asians. There is a university, with a math and an engineering department . There has to be Asians somewhere, I would suggest to find them, and ask them where to eat. I am sure Chin's would not be on their list.