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An example of an negative review: in this tour from Las Vegas to the Grand Canyon South Rim, Vision Tours got the triple D award: Disappointing, Demeaning and Dangerous. Disappointing, dangerous and demeaning. I bought a tour from Las Vegas to The Grand Canyon, the bus was not very clean, the seats were kind of mushy and the driver was not very friendly. We were supposed to get lunch half way to the Grand Canyon, a buffet lunch according to the original program, instead we got a lunch box at the I-Max Theater, the guy that distributed the boxes was not a nice guy and treated us the passengers worst than the army, throwing dirty looks and scolding some of the passengers, many of us end up going towards de theater instead of the eating area for lack of direction, anyway the lunch consisted in a puny sandwich, a small bag of potato chips, a little bottle of water and a small apple. The worst part of the trip that we have to put up, going and coming back, with a nasty odor similar to a sewer line: it was methane, toxic, coming from the engine that later on I found that was due to a hose that was not well connected, thus the fumes coming inside the bus, got a head ache and sleepy. This was the most disappointing part of my trip to Las Vegas. If Vision Tours can not take care of a bus, it has no business flying airplanes or helicopters that can be much more dangerous.

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An example of an negative review: Ya, no. First off, I used to LOVE the old Cartwrights. It was a spot we always took visitors, a place to be recommended to locals, and a super "really nice night out". Not. Any. More. We took the BF's parents here this week. Reserved a lovely table by the fireplace, and that didn't disappoint (two stars for ambiance and not fucking up the ressie). Food - totally meh. The new chef ruined what was once a superb menu (sorry, bro, but this food isn't your sweet spot). How many vegetarian/gluten-free and vegan dishes does a cowboy steak house need??? How much incorporation of vegetarian/gluten--free and vegan elements do meat protein dished require? Anyway, I had ordered the duck appetizer. Wish I stopped at reading the menu description, because that's as good as that dish got. BF had the elk balls. I've had better balls at a college keg party (that wasn't even serving food.) Salads at the table...fine - no complaints. Entrees...had the pork shoulder, tasty enough...ribeye...reminded me of the quality of sale meat from Frys, and stroganoff...wow - super disappointment, as that was once a mega signature dish of Cartwrights, and something you looked forward to. It has been morphed into something you'd find from a macro-biotic chef forced to cook with meat. Shame, shame. Desserts...not even close to the magnificence of the previous Cartwrights. BF and I split the banana cream pie, and we are both confirmed sugar addicts, guilty of licking a few plates around town. We both left it over. Not a good sign from us. :( Overall, chef is trying too hard to fuse foods to make a kitchy-sounding menu, but is forgetting 101 of flavor blending. Service - this is where Cartwrights really bit the big one. Midway through apps, entrees are dropped. Seriously??? Everyone stared at each other in disbelief, as you'd expect better service from Olive Garden. Forget about the kitchen being completely clueless on the timing of firing entree and sending out the meals, let's talk about the utter numbness of the runner. How checked out do you need to be to drop plates when people are still eating their first course??? Appetizers were pushed aside to make room for the entrees as shock passed over the table. Total service fail. I excused myself to find our server to discuss a birthday plate for Moms AND to complain (yes, I am that girl), and was told I should tell the manager. Talk about a pass over. That said to me, "I not only don't really care, but I hear this a lot. Please tell someone who might take action, as I'm tired of banging the drum.". The manager was appropriately solicitous, but boy, dinner was pretty well killed at this point. Thank God I have a glowing personality and can keep the conversation going, as the enjoyment of the meal wasn't going to be a topic. Oh, and the apps? Left uneaten, as you'd expect. The manager comped our apps (who cares - it wasn't about money, it was about the experience), but that sadly didn't take the sting out of the marginal food. We won't be back. Cartwrights of yesteryear, RIP. You are fondly missed.

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An example of an positive review: This is the go-to place when we want Jjampong and Jjajang myun. Jjampong-Spicy seafood noodle soup, with a flavorful broth. We have tried other korean, korean/chinese restaurant, and this bowl of noodle soup is usually JUST spice, not much of any flavor. Here, you can taste the spice, plus the nice sweet seafood soup. Note, the bowl is freakin huge!!!!! Definitely more bang for your buck. Jjang myun-noodles with black bean sauce, small bitty chunks of tender pork and shredded veggies. Once again, have tried at many restaurants, but this place has got to be the best! I love it here. So yummy. I started liking jjang myun because of this place. Orange flavored beef-ok ok...I know, this might not be the typical dish that an asianized asian girl like me would order, but please read on...So anyways, I enjoyed this place's orange beef the most, due to the beef thinly sliced and nicely batter fried so that each bite, there is the crispiness of the outside and the tender beef in the inside. Other places that I have tried is unable to get the crispiness on batter, and worse, the chewy meat in the middle. That's no bueno. I got this today for lunch instead of my Jjang myun, but no worries, I will be back soon for that. The lunch special is $5.95 for the entree, plus an egg roll/salad, and a soup. In addition, they give you a small bowl of pickled daikon and their kim chi (preserved cabbage). The kim chi complimented my orange beef very well. Service has always been awesome for us here. They are soooooo nice!!!

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An example of an positive review: I thoroughly enjoyed the food- they serve large portions and mine was very good. I ate a combination plate of chile relleno, enchilada, and tostada there. The only thing bad about the food was they served it when it was still way too hot to eat. Although they got me the food fast, I would have preferred if they had let it cool down slightly before bringing it to the table. I also had some of their margaritas. I really can't complain because the price is so good. I've had better margaritas, but for under $2, that's a pretty good deal. The waiter came by frequently and it was a pleasant experience. It's a fairly loud venue so it's good for a fun night out but not as good if you prefer more intimate conversation.