Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A: I can't eat here any more. I get sick every time.

Problem: Write a positive yelp review.
A: Wow. Downtown Las Vegas is really starting to come around. Took a quick little walk though this place. Such a cool use for old ship containers. Stacked about 3 stories high and filled with shops and restaurants. Big playground in the middle for the kids. There was a big stage and grass area to check out live music. Poked my head into Jojo's Jerky. The girl behind the counter was kind enough to let us try a bunch of samples. Ended up buying the Curry Jerky, which was pretty darn good. I expect to come by next time I'm in town in a couple months.

Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A:
This review is in regards to the hotel and the common areas in the hotel. If you're visiting the casino, it is nice, with lots of low-dollar tables, a great variety of slot machines, and a very popular sports-book. As for the hotel, it is in dire need of remodeling and updating. The halllways have faded and stained carpeting, peeling (and poorly patched) wallpaper, and the paint on many of the door numbers is chipped. Our room featured a continuation of the stained carpet theme found in the hallways. In addition, the wallpaper above the toilet was peeling (not just a loose corner, but literally falling off); the toilet itself was only attached to the floor with one bolt (and was loose); and there was zero water pressure in the shower. The Orleans had been our go-to location, and we've been staying there for at least ten years. Unless they pour some money into the place and make it look like something more than a dated Holiday Inn, our most recent stay (in September 2012) will have been our last.