Input: What would be an example of an negative review?

An example of an negative review: Well boo. This place has regressed. Majorly. First clue, we were 1 of 2 tables in a restaurant that seats 250. We dined for lunch. Service was nice. A bit overzealous for lunch. But friendly and helpful. The decor remains lovely and upscale and the patio is tremendous. The food - meh. We shared a salad that promised to be a party in your mouth with the wide array of tasty ingredients; alas, it was fairly boring. A good price and size though. $13 and it easily fed three of us as a starter.. Hubby was totally disappointed with his dry dry dry hamburger. Gal pal was equally complacent with her caprese panini. I ventured out of the box, disregarding the warnings of my fellow diners, and ordered the monte cristo. It was described a sandwich with ham and turkey, cheese fondue and berry compote. Sounds delicious! Um, not delicious. First, it was cold in the middle. I had envisioned the berry compote to be inside the sandwich...not the case. The whole sandwich was doused in a slimy strawberry syrup with mushy strawberry halves and whole blueberries. Who tops a sandwich with strawberry syrup and strawberries halves?? It could have been a win if the sandwich was ooey gooey, hot and melty and was complemented with a berry compote inside in a thin layer. We probably won't return to eat anytime soon. Definitely still a pretty locale for a drink!

Input: What would be an example of an negative review?

An example of an negative review: I have been a AT&T customer for over 12 years and recently had to replace my phone. I'm not sure if all stores are like this one, but after the initial friendly greeting from the blue shirt members, they get right down to business. I explaind my issue, and was given a big fat "your not covered" and "we can't help in this store, because you got the phone from a reseller"... that's strange because the sign said AT&T on the door. After wasting my first hour with this 20 year old "insurance" sales man, I moved on to the manager. Wow, this guy was something else, rude, arrogant, demeaning, talking slow to me and explaining that it was a computer error and not their problem, only after I had pointed out for the 10th time it was their mistake....oh sorry I mean the "OTHER AT&T STORE". He said he would call his manager and get back to me. Hour and a half wasted in my busy schedule. I got a call several days later and a new phone a week later. The "insurance" deductible was still several hundred. I should have just replaced the screen myself. Lesson learned. This store promotes sales only, not customer service. If there were no stars, they get it. Yes I have my phone, but only after becoming one of those angry customers whom I detest. I will not go back to this store, which is so frustrating because apparently the "retailer stores" are not AT&T.....any way, that's for another day. Avoid this store! These guys will soon be working at a car sales near you!

Input: What would be an example of an positive review?

An example of an positive review: Fantastic crepes. Really. The savory ones (like the smoked salmon), the sweet ones, all of them are just plain great. The restaurant is actually a tiny basement of a Shadyside-style home. They try hard to make it feel like France by making it narrow, crowded, lacking air conditioning, and cash-only. Those are the drawbacks, but it adds to the authenticity I suppose. Also, they have Evian and Orangina, which is always nice. If you need breakfast - can't beat the crepes here. Go, eat, have fun, forget where you are for a while.

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An example of an positive review: If you are wondering if you should go see Jennifer, you absolutely should!!! Your skin will never look better after she does her magic. You won't be disappointed!