Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer: I had a good impression when we first got there - everything looks clean superficially....that is, until you look closer. I would have given the hotel a better rating (because it was cheap) except that our room was dirty! They are sneaky and have two sheets sandwiched around the comforter, but when you pull the top sheet down, I saw STAINS on it. It looked like chocolate (or at least I was hoping it was just chocolate) on the comforter, which they clearly had not washed recently. The shower curtain looked like it hadn't been cleaned in months and I didn't even want to look too closely at anything else. We were on the 7th floor and could hear people coming in and out from our room, and for some reason they have the cleaning crew vacuum outside at 9am. I guess they really want you to check out on time. The staff was nice enough at check in (despite the line) and check out went smoothly. We had to pay the "resort" fee, so we made use of it and went to the top of the stratosphere twice - once during the day and once at night. It's a bunch of high school kids who work there and are completely lax. They let their friends jump the line and talk with them in the elevator. The hotel is pretty removed from the strip, which is why it's cheaper, but for the price, I'd consider coming back...if they learn how to clean their comforters!!

Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer: Service by Sherri was fine, but food was underwhelming and expensive. Fried Mac & Cheese was bland and the mini-burgers were mostly bun. Highlight was the signature burger with slightly sweet, white chocolate bun -- good with Tobasco.

Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer:
The best street style tacos I have ever had. Holy crap was this delicious! Very very busy, be careful what line you get in as they sometimes only let you order what's on the sign. We had taco de lengue and al pastor. (spit roasted on a rotisserie with whole pineapple in the center with the pork cuts cooking around it. Wanted to try more but it was late and they were crowded plus I was stuffed! Unless you are headed to Tijuana you won't get it this good or fresh anywhere. Don't miss this!