Goal:
How do you split chicken leg quarters?
Answer:
Bend the chicken leg against the joint so that it dislocates. Cut through the dislocated joint with a sharp knife to separate the thigh from the leg.

Goal:
how do I shut off the water to my toilet?
Answer:
Bend down and look behind the toilet. Locate the hoses coming in and turn the knob clockwise until it is tight. this will stop the water

Goal:
In order to cut yarn,
Answer:
pinch down on it with a pair of toenail clippers until it parts.

Goal:
how to make ranch dressing
Answer:
Whisk 1/2 cup buttermilk, 1/4 cup mayonnaise, 2 tablespoons each chopped parsley and chives, 1 tablespoon cider vinegar, 1/4 teaspoon kosher salt, a pinch of garlic powder and a dash of hot sauce.