Problem: Write a positive (OPTIONS:
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A: I was on town attending a convention at a nearby hotel and didn't want to pay $16 for a salad at the lobby cafe, so I strolled around the corner to try this yelpy favorite! My curiosity was piqued by the "Bobbie" - a thanksgiving themed creation of "Homemade Turkey, Cranberry Sauce, Stuffing, and Mayo," but then I spotted a slightly more familiar combination of ingredients in the signature Capastrami Sandwich - Hot Pastrami, Melted Swiss Cheese, Russian Dressing, and Cole Slaw. Loved it!! Delicious and slightly messy, the Combination of bread, meat and tangy sweetness was just right for my lunch cravings. Tip for first-timers: They take your order first and ring you up when it's ready, so just waltz up to the counter where the chips are see the friendly sammich-jockey there to order. Oh. And size does matter: The "small" Capastrami is easily 10-12" and was plenty for me! The large must be a colossus!!
Q: negative

A: Meh. I've experienced better. This is just a continuation of my previous review. I had a due-out from it, so please read it as well for a total picture. Since this was a separate visit as well, let's talk about it in brief. A burger is something I would expect any self-respecting BBQ place to do well. Granted, to make one, it requires grilling, and not BBQing. I guess this establishment just considers it beneath them to care about something as benign as a burger. It's hard to excel at a burger, but it's also hard to mess one up. Well, let me tell you of a few ways to lead down the wrong path as demonstrated here. First, don't ask me how I want the burger done. Typically if a burger is cooked beyond medium, it's because they're using an inferior meat. Secondly, burger preparation is supposed to be minimalist, but not lacking entirely. A waft of seasoning is all that's required, but I guess that doesn't work if all the burgers are the same preformed base for each menu version. Thirdly, don't cook the heck out of a burger. Luckily it wasn't fast food bad, but it was definitely poor workmanship. Definitely not worth the price. The hushpuppies didn't strike me as fresh, and they didn't have any semblance of being hand-made. Yet, they did provide a medium in which to test their sauces, which I forgot to do on my first visit. Their Original is far from its name-sake as it can it. It takes just about like ever other BBQ sauce I've had (keep in mind I'm not a fan of any though). The Red Sticky just seems like their Original mixed with some ketchup and maybe more (brown) sugar. I honestly can't say if it made it better or worse. Lastly, my "favorite" of the three would be their Spicy. I wouldn't call it Spicy as in picante, but Spicy as in at least they put some spices in to give it flavor. I guess I should have ordered some of their slaw to remind me why I risked another visit in the first place..
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer: We had brunch here about a month ago and split an omelette (Canadian bacon, provolone, and tomato) and a breakfast burrito. The service was slow. (1/5 stars) The food was good (3/5) but the portions were small...definitely not worth the forty minute wait.
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Output: Upon my last visit ewww all I can say is ewwww These people at this location oh lord baby honey child they just give you cold fries. And old stale chicken nuggets they was hard like little rocks. The soda was missing soda or something it was sour. I wont ever go back to this location.. it smells funny and they looked all shocked when I asked for my money back. The outside of the bag was all wet and sticky ewwww! Thank goodness I carry hand sanitizer.
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output: Had a very romantic birthday dinner here last year... wonderful food and even better wine! A little crowded... and we had to wait 45 minutes after our reservation time for a seat... hence the 4 star, not the 5... Attentive wait staff. Would love to return again sometime!
Problem: Write a positive (OPTIONS:
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A:
Finalmente! I'm not what you'd call a "great cook" or a "good cook" by any stretch of the imagination. I make two things very well; cereal and reservations. Like a superhero swooping out of the UK, F & E has saved the day... and my living situation. Sure there's a lot of great take-out places nearby (Rubio's, Pei Wei, Chipotle, etc) and there's huge grocery stores down the street. But none of these offer what F & E does. Small, manageable, cheap, quick, and sized for one. If my wife and I don't feel like cooking or going out or ordering delivery, we walk over to Fresh and Easy pick out a few of their single-serving, fresh, delicious, never-frozen, scrumptious pre-packaged dinners.