Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A: I cried there!;(I wanted to see what i could get if i traded my oldsmobile and they laughed!

Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A: Overpriced, shabby and a little bit depressed. Good if you are stuck and need a seat, whilst waiting for a hour for your next train, but wouldn't rush to spend a night here, my wallet nor my dignity couldn't handle it. On the upside, the lady serving me last night was entirely pleasant.

Problem: Write a positive yelp review.
A:
Best massage in the whole valley!!! Michael is amazing!!! He can do a variety of massages but his deep tissue is phenomenal!!!