Sentiment analysis: Waterfront Lowe's beats Monroeville Lowe's for lawn and garden. Hate to admit it, but it's true.
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Sentiment analysis: OK. I can't believe I've kept this secret for so long. I can't believe I'm about to walk out of yet another closet. But if I can help just one person...Yes. I crave. On occassion. Ok, like weekly. Filiberto's carnitas tacos. That's all I've ever had from here. Always drive thru. God forbid any of my foodie friends from yelp or chowhound see me. Two perfect little corn tortillas, filled with tender and juicy pork with a few crispy edges, cilantro and pico de gallo. Ole. I eat them in my car. With a measure of guilt and shame. But it just it makes it more exhilirating. And tastey. Ahhhh...a weight has been lifted!
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Sentiment analysis: I've frequented Olive & Ivy several times and always had a great experience, until the last time on Sunday night. Don't get me wrong, that experience was great in the moment too - until I got home and began projectile vomiting from the food poisoning I got from the seared scallops. On the plus side, I lost 4 pounds, so there's that. Two stars for previous good experiences, no stars for puking for 17 hours straight.
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negative