[Q]: Objective: pin
[A]: poke a grater

[Q]: Objective: Prevent early frost on plants.
[A]: Cover outdoor plants with grocery bag.

[Q]: Objective: How to cook spaghetti
[A]: Boil some well salted water. Add dry spaghetti while keeping each noodle separate by constantly stirring. Set a timer for 12 minutes and drain, tossing into any desired sauce.

[Q]: Objective: Cover a lightswitch cover with a picture
[A]:
Choose a picture that you like, print it with a laser printer, cut to size and glue to the outside of the cover.