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Output: This restaurant was such a disappointment for me. When I asked around from students who had been there before, they all told me it was a really nice elegant tasty restaurant. That is far from the truth. I expected something really nice and posh, and well...tasty. Instead, when we got there everything looked really cheap and tacky. I'm not sure if it's because this place was in Urbana and they thought they didn't need to be nice or what, but it just was sad. I thought maybe the food would redeem itself, but NO. We ordered the caprese and let me say I've had much much better. The whole thing was so inedible. We ordered that because it looked like an appetizer that you cannot mess up, but we were wrong. In addition, my friend is a vegetarian and they had only one or two items on the entire menu that were vegetarian friendly. I hate when a restaurant skimps out on vegetarian meals. I am not a vegetarian, but I do like to occasionally skip on meat. The whole menu in general did not give a classy vibe. I do not know if it's because I've seen really good menus in Chicago and I'm being biased, but this was not good at all. The vegetarian pasta I ordered was really extremely bland. It supposedly had pesto sauce, but you could barely taste it, and the veggies were definitely undercooked for sure. When I heard it was supposed to be a nice dressy place I put on a dress and thought I'd blend in well, but then when we got there, it was a mix of people really dressed up and others wearing sweats and a t-shirt. I do not know what that was all about, but it turned me off. I hear the steaks are great, so maybe that's the only thing they specialize in? I can understand why someone living in Urbana or Champaign would come here seeing as there are limited nice restaurants in the area, but I would rather go to Timpones, Biaggis or Jim Gould's over Kennedy's.

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Output: Thank goodness for GREAT deals for Vegas! Hubby received a promotional code for $49 per night stay here and couldn't resist so off we went. We stayed here once before but I don't recall the experience but this time around, I will definitely remember it since I am also yelping about it. Yea, I don't think I'll be staying here again unless it is for free. The rooms have NO insulation to block out any noises. I mean ANY noises! I was woken up at 1:30 am to a moaning neighbor...(yes, pretty gross). The number one thing I hate, when I am in my REM sleep! I mean what if I had a family with kids...that would be horrid! The walls in the rooms are so thin, you can hear every word in conversation if people were not whispering, you can hear water running, like everyone was in the same room. Besides the thin walls, I don't know how well they clean. I won't go into details but I saw some left over stain on the bathroom walls ( I will let your imagination roll with this). If I think about it too much, I think I'll throw up. =P I have stayed in other hotels with better insulation; maybe NY NY needs to do a make over!?

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Output: I'm not sure any review I write can really do Alchemy the justice it deserves (you just need to go on in and see for yourself), but I'll give it a shot. Alchemy opened right around the corner from my house last summer and after walking past it to and fro work every day for about a month, waving to the friendly stylists, I decided to walk in and see about getting some highlights and a haircut. All I can say is WOW. Let me preface this review with the fact that my mother has worked at a hair salon in Atlanta for years and I get my hair done by the owner there (who's amazing and has been doing hair for 20 years) for free whenever I can make it down. I never even bothered trying to find a salon in Charlotte in the 3 years I've lived here and yet, in spite of this, I have been paying (gladly) to get my hair done at Alchemy ever since my first appointment with Noelle and Jess last year. I received countless compliments on my color after my blonding experience and was extremely pleased with my cut (which is not usually the case). Not only do they deliver a top-notch, consistent service every.single.time., but the owners (Taylor and Kyle), all of the stylists, and support staff (Hey Tay!) also happen to be fun, kind, and overall amazing individuals. I cannot say enough good things about each and every one of them. I came in, without a referral, and left with amazing hair and what felt like a horde of new friends. At Alchemy, they take every possible measure to make you feel comfortable and the atmosphere is invigorating. Everyone in Charlotte (boys and girls!) need to run, not walk to Alchemy, and be prepared to find your new go-to spot for all your styling needs, I promise you won't regret it. I for one, have found mine! Thank you to the entire staff at Alchemy the workshop!!!

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Cheap food, every time I have gone they always have forgotten something I ordered, never came back to check on the table , and feels rushed . I feel kinda ripped off when I get small styrofoam cups for my drinks.