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Output: Accuracy: 10/10 Taste: 3/10 Consistency: 7/10 Service: 5/10 Ambience: 8/10 Overall: 5/10 This is a visually remarkable restaurant that serves unremarkable food. The broth is SALTY and the noodles are cheap egg noodles. The dumplings appear to from a frozen pre-packaged bag. The service was friendly and timely. But nothing can makeup for the straight up bad food. I honestly think I could replicate their soup with some miso bean paste and egg noodles. I would NOT recommend this restaurant to friends and I would be surprised if it's still open at this time next year.

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Output: Just do yourself a favor and go here and get the sliders, they are fantastic!! I think the soft and chewy roll is what makes them so damn addictive!! I have actually never tried anything else on the menu because all I know is that when I go here all I want is sliders!! The decor of this place is really cool as well. All stuff Chicago sports. Although I'm not a fan of Chicago I understand this place. If a place like this existed in Phoenix that had all things Boston I would love it! I really don't have much more to say though about the place since I have only tried one thing but I will say this. The staff is friendly and if the the Cubs ever win the World Series, it's free sliders!!

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Output: I'll admit...I've always seen the hot dog as the lowest possible form of meat there is. Even as a kid, hearing playground rumors of what was actually in hot dogs struck me with fear and made the hot dog's more attractive cousin...the hamburger...a much more appealing option for stuffing into my gullet. Sure...I'd have a hot dog once a year or so when I was in the mood, or at the occasional baseball game. But for all intents and purposes, the hot dog was dead to me. Now, thanks to Short Leash Dogs my mild disdain of the hot dog has made a miraculous 180, rising from the recesses of my palette like a phoenix from the ashes. How could a hot dog be so amazing? Maybe it's the fresh and local ingredients...or the high quality dogs/sausages they use...or maybe it's the Naan bread. Whatever they're doing...they're doing it right, because when you bite into one of their unique dogs, it's like an explosion of flavor that can't even be compared to the type of hot dogs I grew up on. So far we've tried a few different styles and they've all been uniquely tasty in their own way. My personal favorite is Beer Hot served Lady style...it might just be one of the best things I've ever put in my mouth. Oh...and if it wasn't enough that their food is orgasmically good, the two owners are some of the nicest people you'll ever meet. Someone with a product this good has no right being so genuine and friendly. Honestly, they could be assholes and their food is good enough that it would probably still sell like hot cakes. When a restaurant (or food truck in this case) has amazing food that is matched with friendly service, it creates an environment you want to keep coming back to. Did I mention the prices are pretty cheap too? Thank you to Short Leash Dogs I am now craving their hot dogs on a weekly basis, at the very least. We love this place if you can't tell. If you haven't tried it already...GO NOW. My only hope is that they continue to expand and trek to more places around the valley more often...maybe even open up a brick and mortar location somewhere close to where I live; hey I can dream can't I? 5/5.

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Everything good in this airport is RUINED by the obnoxious level of loud music playing by terminal D7 at "The Local Rustic Market". I was unable to talk on the phone or hear any announcements about my flight status over the music. I asked if they could turn it down and the manager suggested I walk down the hall, away from my gate in order to be able to hear any announcements from the gate. Stupid is not a good enough word to describe that suggestion.