Problem: Write a positive (OPTIONS:
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- positive) yelp review.
A: Great food!!! Everyone at the table loved their food, plus the staff is amazing!!!! Arnold and Jaime were the best. Wish I lived here to visit more!
Q: negative

A: Bleccccccccchhhhh! Everyone and their grandma has been raving about this place, so I thought I'd better go check it out. I've been wanting to check out the Eureka Casino anyway....one of those solidly un-pretentious little locals' dumps that will doubtlessly be imploded any day now. Well, after having checked it out...IMPLODE AWAY, I SAY! Everything in this restaurant is coated in/soaked in/bathed in/wallowing in grease. My friend and I shared the pot stickers as an appetizer -- they were OK, although also glistening with gratuitous grease. As far as pot stickers go...they were like any other potstickers. Except greasier. All the better to slide down your gullet, I guess. Next, I had the much-ballyhooed Short Ribs Grilled Cheese. BLEECCCHHHHH doesn't even begin to describe this monstrosity! I thought the pot stickers were greasy -- this beast was OFF THE CHAIN GREASY! It was like eating a heavily-salted Jheri curl sandwich!! I don't like wasting food, so I managed to choke down half of it before giving up -- but it was G.R.O.S.S. It was SO salty it was almost like they were trying to cover something up. Also, the grease had a weird sort of stale aftertaste, like they use the same fry oil over and over. YUCK! The fries that accompanied the sandwich were similarly greasy. I know, I know, French fries are called FRIES because they are FRIED -- but these were ridiculous. I've had better fries in the employee dining room at Caesars Palace! The fry grease had the same gross aftertaste as the sandwich, which totally killed whatever was left of my appetite. Now, you might chalk all of this up to my being a veggie-eating commie bastard -- but guess what? My friend, who is most definitely NOT a veggie-eating commie, had the Fat Choy burger...and was similarly grossed out. He reported that it, too, was astonishingly greasy -- although he did finish the whole thing, so it couldn't have been THAT bad. You might blame me for not having ordered something less greasy than a grilled cheese -- but the menu is extremely limited here (one page only), and since I don't like duck or pork, I didn't want to get the highly-touted bao or any of the rice dishes. I'm willing to bet they are just as greasy, anyway :-/ In fact, there wasn't much of anything on the menu that grew out of the ground -- it was all lard, grease, carbs and meat. What really sucks is, I came in here fully expecting to adore the place -- being as it's located in such a solidly unpretentious dive. Speaking of which..... After I gave up on eating, and had sopped the grease off my face with no fewer than thirty napkins, I went out into the casino to have a drink at the bar, thinking I could salvage the evening with a little people-watching and a rum & coke to cut through the grease still coating my tongue. But even that went sadly awry. First of all, it's a cash-only bar, and I didn't have any on me. So I had to get raped by the corner ATM, and pay a $5 surcharge...which brought the cost of my drink up to Strip prices anyway. If I'm paying Strip prices, dammit, I want to at least be able to ogle drunk bitches with fake tits, etc. But all I got was a depressing, smoke-filled room full of methheads, with Kenny Loggins playing somewhere in the background. That kind of ambiance is OK if you're in a certain mood.... ...but when you're already on the verge of vomiting, it ain't no fun! I finished my drink and got the fuck out of there, probably never to return. I never thought I'd say this, but...there are some places that DESERVE to be imploded. You hear that, Tony Hsieh?!! Blow this bitch sky-high and have at it -- even an elitist members-only dog park would be better than THIS!!!
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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- positive) review?

Answer: This is my second time going to Yard House. First time was in Los Angeles & second time in Las Vegas. I came here with my family (big party). We were readily seated outdoors. It wasn't hot (Vegas weather) since there were mists to keep us cool. However, when they turned it off, the water kept dripping and splashing us. We were irritated so we placed napkins on the area the water falls to prevent from splashing us. We informed our waiter about it and he said that it's been an ongoing problem and it's still in the process of being fixed. Dj was our waiter for the night. He was very nice in the beginning. Yard House is known for their beers on tap. I wanted to try something new. I asked Dj for a recommendation. He served me 2 tasting beers. Unfortunately, I only remember one of them, Leffe Blond. When I asked Dj what it was again, he was unsure and couldn't remember the name. I was a little confused since he was the one who recommended the beers to me but yet he forgot the name of it. Yard house is very pricey. Luckily, we were there during happy hour. I ordered the Pastrami Sliders ($7) with Sweet Potato Fries. The sweet potato fries were delicious! It took very long for the food the come out. Once the food came out, the sweet potato fries were hotter than the sliders. The sliders were very disappointing. I was expecting much from the sliders, but it only had pastrami and cheese. The sliders were also cold! My sister also ordered dessert (Souffle & Creme Brulee) togo. Everything was paid for already. Dj never came back to check on us to see if we received the dessert order. Instead, we had to ask one of the busboy to check on our to-go order. Keep in mind we were waiting for 30 minutes already & we ordered the dessert before we were done eating. The busboy followed up and said that they were packing the dessert. After another 20 minutes, we finally received our order from another waiter & not Dj. Dj never came back after we gave him the money. I was very disappointed with the waiting time and the service from our waiter. It felt like our waiter didn't want anything but the payment & his tip. His service was not consistent.
Input: OPTIONS:
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Generate a negative review for a place
Output: The bathroom was funny. The urinals were labeled with beer names. The wall said something about beer recycling. So I was under the impression that when you use the urinal, that is what you are allegedly drinking if you order draft beer. I think that is what was meant by the signs. One urinal said "Heineken" and one said "Corona". I thought that was an alright joke. So I guess don't buy drafts there. Because it is urine. There were three urinals lined up with no partition, one urinal was off to the side with a wooden wall. It had a sign that said "Shy Guy". That cracked me up. There was 25 cent beers of schwag Miller High Life, well worth it. Good time because of the dude I was with, otherwise, this place is lame as all hell.
input: Write a negative yelp review (OPTIONS:
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output:
Been here many times and it's always the same. Slow, confused service. I only go back because other Cave Creek bars aren't much better. Now with Oregano's opening I don't see myself coming back to Harold's anytime soon.