input: Write a negative yelp review.
output: The only reason everyone is writing 4 or 5 star reviews is because they ended up here buzzed or drunk after a long trek from Marquee. I guess alcohol kills taste buds because not only is the pizza greasy, it lacks taste. That or they fool themselves that the pizza tastes good after a 45 minute wait in line. Seriously, I can make this pizza at home because it's just reheated pizza. (Actually I can't because I don't have an industrial pizza cooker).
input: Write a negative yelp review.
output: Have Big O Bigfoots all around on my truck. One on the rear came apart on the freeway, the entire tread came off and damaged the rear wheel well and quarter panel. Tires were still under warranty and I even had extended coverage. Waited for an hour last week to find they didn't have the tire in the store! Been about a month since the blowout and getting jerked around by their insurance so feeling like I'm SOL on the damages. Ahhh insurance companies and lawyers what keeps our country great!
input: Write a positive yelp review.
output:
This being my second Mina experience, I was a little more pleased with this meal compared to at the Bellagio. Sure, the food isnt as sophisticated, but it's also near a quarter of the price. Better value sure has an impact on the enjoyment of my meal. Service wasn't very good but the food was better than expected. The decor from the outside wasnt the most attractive compared to some of the restaraunts preceeding it in the MGM, but it was comfy inside and not as distracting as i thought it might have been. Some really good naan bread came out with some hummus, honey butter, and some other spread i can't remember. Shared the stuffed piquillo peppers. Basically a crabcake in a piquillo pepper. I had the paella tagine which was a very hearty mix of seafood, sausage, and quail. Very tasty.