Problem: What would be an example of an positive (OPTIONS:
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Answer: i had a great time here as well...it was packed, i believe perez hilton was there...whatever i had an awesome time. i was heading in2 the ladies room and this man approached my friend and i, asked us to join one of his high end clients, and my friend and i are like what the hell, this is our last night, we better just have fun and go with the flow, we ended up parting in vip with the owner of the bellagio..and his gorgeous entourage..=]

Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer: I felt let down by my fellow Yelpers tonight. After reading smashing reviews, my hubbie and I tried out Pastis for ourselves. We ordered the hummus. It was so bland, we started referring to it as "chickpea paste." If it wasn't for the block of salty cheese embedded in the middle, it would have been inedible. Plus, on the website's menu, Saturday from 4-7 is happy hour and the hummus is supposed to be $4. We were charged the regular price of $6 at 5:50 on a Saturday night. (http://www.pastisaz.com/happyhour/) I had a Barcelona sandwich. I'm a vegetarian, and there weren't a lot of options on the menu for me. I'm also allergic to avocados, and without the avocado on this sandwich, it's nothing special. I thought that they would have beefed it up a little to make up for the lack of avocado, but a skinny sandwich did it make. And the bread was yucky. The fries were good though. Hubbie's dinner was the Pasta di Diavolo which he thought was just okay, and definitely not worth the sixteen bucks they charged for the bowl of pasta (and nothing else to go along with the bowl of pasta). His comment? "It was a little better than Fazoli's." The service was decent. It wasn't fantastic. One thing that still bugs me is that I have no idea how to pronounce the name of the establishment. When we walked in, they didn't say "Welcome to Pastis!" It's not like there were ten other people in the place either. To sum it up, we would definitely not recommend this place to any of our friends, and we will not be returning. Wasted forty bucks.

Problem: What would be an example of an positive (OPTIONS:
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Answer:
If you're pissed that you lost most of your hard earned money on Wheel of Fortune and want one last shot at beating the house, pony up the $85 for this fantastic buffet brunch and follow this strategy... drink at LEASTone bottle (that's about 5 glasses) of the Perrier Jouet Champagne. wholesale cost approx $30/bot eat 5 whole lobsters. wholesale cost approx $5 per lobster assuming they're using the frozen precooked canadian ones eat 6 ounces of american paddle fish caviar. food cost approx $20/oz eat 1 dozen oysters; food cost approx $12/dozen if you're not drunk and puking on the way to the bathroom, at this point come back and try the lobster ravioli, lobster-boursin cheese omelet, eat 4 chops off a colorado lamb rack, then finish with the champagne jello and jumbo chocolate dipped strawberries. if only this place served foie gras....