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An example of an negative review: I am not a huge fan of any HD dealership, overprice is the first thing that comes to mind. that being said, the sales-people are snobbish here, which I understand they are out for a buck, but don't be arrogant. I have 3 HD's, a '46, '74 and '79...(love old bikes but the do need regular maintanence). Went there think I would buy something new for riding to work and the mofo's wouldn't even give me the time of day and when I finally got talking to someone he looked and talked to me like I was an idiot. It might have been since I wasn't wearing the lastest in skull HD wear or the cute little lone wolf t-shirt that just screams "I am a hard biker". Out the door I went with won't ever go ther again..

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An example of an positive review: Ever since Cafe Zupas came out with their new salads, the Asian Citrus Chicken salad has been my favorite salad to order here. The Yuzu Miso vinaigrette is made in house and perfect when you are craving sweet and fruity flavors. Edamame, cashews are not only crunchy yummies but healthier for you too! OMG...Im soo addicted, I just had to update my review and share! Another reason for this update is gotta give props to their staff. I swear they are the most cheerful bunch. Patient too. I happen to be there when a couple of customers were giving them a hard time. I had to restrain myself from saying something and strangling them myself! CZ staff handled the annoying people in stride and with a smile. I sure hope the company takes care of their workers. If you ever order your salad to-go, know that they pack your salads nicely, dressing is in a separate container so when you open your container your salad is still crisp. And if you happen to be there the last few minutes before closing, they offer the desserts at 1/2 off. Well at least the time I was there they did! Pretty sweet!

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An example of an negative review: Oregano's, you screwed me. The first time I went here, I went based upon someone's recommendation. I wrote you a fair balanced review and in turn, I thought we had an understanding. I wouldn't rip you a new one and you would insure that if I ever came back, you would provide some consistency to he food. I never said your food was stellar, I just wanted to get the same crap I got the first time. I upheld my end of the bargain, you took my fair review and screwed me. On my second visit, I ordered a meatball sub, again. I wanted the Jr. The same as I had before when you included the waffle fries that were not needed. This time you served me a whole sub, not what I wanted and there were no fries. I didn't want them, but where were they? How was the sub? Yuck! I could have got a better meatball sub at Subway. Do you understand how insulting that comment was? Oregano's, I said Subway. That is bad, dude! Bad!! I guess what we have determined is that you just suck. You are another horrible, fake Italian restaurant, serving food that Chef Boyardee would be ashamed to put his face on. Oh yeah, where was the cute blonde at the register? If you are going to serve bad food, always make sure there is a cute blonde serving me, not a fat guy with glasses in a white t-shirt. That just makes the whole experience even worse.

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An example of an negative review: The music scene here is mediocre at best. HIRE better musicians and you guys would have a great shop. I know because I've been in the music scene here in the valley for over 30 years. Coffee is exactly like the music... Mediocre at best. I'd rather go to Starbucks.