Yesterday was 7 years ago I collared my wife and slave . I was buried so deep yesterday I did n't even go on to post about it . This anniversary was always the most important to her . The wedding was always the most important to me , because that 's the one I could explain to the vanilla people and that 's the one they would understand .

OPTIONS:
- None of the above choices .
- They ignored their wife .
- They collared their wife .
- They gave their wife a gift .
Answer the following question: What did the narrator likely do the day before ?

They gave their wife a gift .
question: Since every one of us seems to be so engrossed with our weight that we are very conscious on the way we look and on the way we dress . Well , in this society , you should stand out in the crowd to get noticed , and more often that not , those who are fat are not noticed at all are barely left out in the crowd . Now , if you want to get the shape and body that your friends have now , sit back and relax , go and get your PC and learn how to get your body in shape without even sweating for it .

OPTIONS:
- Good diet .
- Good manners .
- Good empathy for others .
- Good hygiene .
Q: What is the narrator advocating ?

answer: Good diet .
QUES: This is n't at all what I pictured Portland would look like . Alexis and I flew into Portland , got a rental car and a hotel room , and checked the internet for something interesting to see . I actually went to yelp.com and typed in " interesting " and " portland . " The first hit was a city park called Tanner Springs Park .

Question with options: What may happen next in speaker 's story ?
OPTIONS:
- They drank some alcohol .
- They got some rest .
- None of the above choices .
- They went out to explore the park .
ANS: They went out to explore the park .
Problem: I had a really good time buying girly clothes yesterday . Unfortunately , this brings into stark contrast the state that my skin has ended up in since coming to Ottawa . I have acne . I know this , and it has taken me nearly 10 years to deal with this fact .

How do I want to look ?
OPTIONS:
- I want to look like I have bad skin
- I want to look girly
- None of the above choices .
- I want to look like I have acne

A: I want to look girly
Question:
I remember trying to go to Mercury Bar on 9th Avenue to get a drink , perhaps a burger , and spend time with my neighbors ( my wife was stuck in Greece at the time , so I was left to my own devices ) . The bar did n't open that day , so I stayed in , with televisions on in both the living room and upstairs in the loft . A few weeks ago , I spent an afternoon at the Newseum in DC .
Answer the following question: Why was the narrator alone at the bar ?
OPTIONS:
- Their wife did n't want to go .
- None of the above choices .
- Their wife did n't like burgers .
- Their wife did n't like bars .
Answer:
None of the above choices .
question: I have been working out with a personal trainer since May and have not seen any major changes in my body . I am getting sick and tired of working so hard and not getting anything out of it so I have decided to take some drastic measures . The biggest problem I have is that I do n't eat right so I have decided to go on a nutrition program like Jenny Craig . I thought that I would never need to do anything like that because I always viewed things like this as made for lazy and very obese people .

OPTIONS:
- None of the above choices .
- Their increasing workouts .
- Their amending their diet .
- Their upping exercise .
Q: What change is the narrator making to their routine ?

answer:
Their amending their diet .