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An example of an negative review: I went there yesterday and ordered a chocolate/cherry shake and a half-pound burger. I gotta say the shake was dynamite, but the burger sent me howling for mama! Never in my life have I had such a dry crumbling burger. It almost, no, it actually did fall apart in my hand, I'll never order that again, but I do have to say the shakes are worth getting...again and again!

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An example of an positive review: For some odd reason i always think that i have made a review at places i have been too over a handful of times including this fine establishment. I come in here every once in awhile now because i have cut down on baths since i have refused to take a luxurious bath in a bath tub i cannot fully stretch out or be completely submerged in without scrunching my body down in some way. Once i get a house i will be again addicted to buying plenty of bath melts, bombs, and bubble bars. :) I Still have yet to try their emotibombs shocking enough, but some day i will. The girls that work here are always nice and have a lot of ideas and information as far as what you might need. Now as far as the downsides to the store that i would take caution on is definitely the strong aroma if you cannot handle lots of different highly fragrant scents BEWARE. Lastly the most crucial tip i have that i would watch for is when lush hires new employees for the season and they try and give you samples of something you have NOT used before ASK WHAT IT IS! Do NOT Forget to ASK! I had once came to this store looking for hair products to see what the big deal was and i had left the store happily with my trichomania and jungle conditioner and a sample of juicy shampoo i think it was called. Something juicy. But not really so if you have normal to dry hair and i have blonde peek-a-boos by the way to make my hair different. So i need all the moisture i can get. Got home did not know what i was using lathered all over, rinsed blow dried and straightened my hair it was the most horrid experience ever! It fried my hair in the blonde section completely! I had to go back and stock up on more expensive conditioners and hair masks til this day. And all they can say is Sorry. Nice right? Yeah Awesome. So in two months i will not continue to keep my peek a books to see if that helps restore my hair. Other than that experience and lack of compassion towards what happened i still need to come to this store since its the only one in AZ close by. I think there should be one in the Chandler mall that i work in! Yes i think it would do awesome. :) That way i don't have to spend over an hour to and from.

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An example of an negative review: Went here with my boyfriend (Nam D.... who will probably write a review after I post this) this afternoon. He was sooo excited to have Cuban food again, because he hasn't really had any since he left Tuscon to move here 6 years ago. But just... wow. No. I ordered the Masitas de Peurco, which according to the menu took 30 minutes to prepare. Great, I thought, more time to play Boggle while we waited! I'm not entirely sure what they did to the pork that took half an hour, but by the time it came to the table it was hardly recognizable. It was waaaaaay overcooked and a little bit on the salty side. When I went to squeeze some lime juice on it (it came with 2 slices of lime)... nothing came out of the limes. I forced about half of my pork down before Nam & I left. Took the rest of my food home with me to be polite. Maybe I can use the leftover pork as a doorstop or something... Definitely not planning on coming back any time in the immediate future.

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An example of an positive review: The Bank is one of my favorite places to go! Sure it's smaller, but you can still have a great time! I have not had a negative experience when going to The Bank. Staff are super friendly, they play a mix of music, and the vibe is just good. I have been here WAY more times than I've checked in. Fr A friend usually gets bottle service when we go, but I always make my way to the dance floor. Upon entering, staff are totally cool. The same people have been working there for a few years now, and they have never had an attitude. They are welcoming and sometimes funny with their little sayings. Take the escalator up, and come across even more nice people! We ususally have the same security, and he's awesome. Shout out to John! Always shakes everyone's hand and introduces himself. And if anyone tries to come to our table, he always checks to make sure if it's ok. If not, he moves in haha! Always in good hands! Along with the amazing staff is an amazing time! House music/techno is not my favorite, but I realize everyone's taste in music is different. Although, I've noticed when at the bank, people are movin' when hip hop is playing. The DJ also played Salsa one night. Loved it! Anything else is break/cool down, go to the bathroom, pour another drink, wipe the brow, etc. They have ledges in some of the table areas. My friends and I like to use it as our stage. Anytime our song(s) come on, we're up there. Let it be Beyonce playing, were on the table next to us ledge, struttin' away! Like any nightclub, you will walk away smelling like smoke, because it's allowed in there. That's my only negative. But it's clean-bathrooms included. Bottle service is great. Although they are always there adjusting, putting everything in order, and switching the juices. Other than that, you are bound to have a good time. Like I said, I've never had a negative experience. Come and dance the night away!