Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: Breakfast sandwich fail I was excited to try the local privately owned bagel shop, but this place was was unbelievably unimpressive. They use pre-cooked eggs. Wtf?? Are you kidding me? I would go to dunkin if I wanted to eat a rubbery pre-cooked egg square. Local shops are supposed to be better than chains, right? How hard is it to cook an egg? Also, the coffee is served in styrofoam cups, and the steamed bagels have a cheap hotel breakfast consistency. It looks like I'll just have to go to the chain places as long as I'm in Charlotte.
Q: negative

A: My dentist in Chandler sent me here. In fairness, I won't be going back there, either. Both determined that I needed a root canal on a tooth with a dead nerve. Fine. Did it. everyone got their money (which, as a previous reviewer remarked, seems the paramount concern). A month later I noticed that tooth hurt - significantly enough that I felt I needed to go back. Thankfully, I only had a temporary crown on it but even still - that was a couple hundred dollars out of pocket. Dr. Hardy 'tests' my teeth and basically throws his hands up and says 1) leave it alone, take some steroids and antibiotics and 'see if it goes away' 2) redo all the work and put some medicine directly into the canal and see if it improves 3) pull tooth 4) surgery (not recommended). 5) Go to an Ear Nose Throat doctor and see if it is my sinuses. I just looked at him incredulously. He stared at me blankly. I said "I'm not the one who went to dental school." Why does it hurt out of nowhere? Shouldn't it not hurt at all? How can we NOT KNOW what is going wrong to the point where we're going to play "Pin the Tooth on the Nerve Ending" three or four more times until we figure it out? I seriously can't believe with all that equipment - with all their diplomas and training - everything is as much of a guessing game as it appears. Don't waste your time or money. Dr. Hardy's 'gee whiz' attitude almost made me burst into flames right there. I'll find someone else. Thankfully there are several hundred to choose from in the greater Phoenix metro area. Do yourself a favor and avoid this one.
Problem: What would be an example of an positive (OPTIONS:
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Answer: Great pizza. Reasonable. Get the meatball. Rather hidden.
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Output: Delicious & very filling sandwiches. The small was hardly small.... The Bobbie fulfilled a Thanksgiving craving of mine. Will definitely be back!
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output: Let me just begin by saying I travel frequently and rent cars on a regular basis. With that being said, I will NEVER rent from this company again. Not only does it require a second shuttle bus to get you to their facilities but once I got there, it took over an hour for me to get my car and drive off of their lot. All total I stood (or sat) in three lines. 1 - the initial line where the paperwork was filled out for my existing reservation (the desk was painfully understaffed for this process. Come on people, these were all people who made reservations. The volume should not have been a surprise!!), 2 - the outside line to then be assigned a car and 3 - (and possibly most frustratingly) the line to actually drive the car off of the lot!!! Every car was inspected by the booth attendant with a full walk around visual inspection before the car could drive off the lot. NO OTHER car rental agency does this. It was PAINFULLY slow. There were approximately 10 cars lined up during this final phase. I've never seen such an amazingly inefficient rental agency. To add insult to injury, the return process took nearly as long. When I spoke to the employees about it, their responses were along the lines of, "we know. Talk to corporate". This rental agency has LOTS to learn from the other rental companies. In the meantime, they've lost my business for good.
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer:
In my previous review I said I was too cool to shop here, but I lied! Muhahaha! So I've been here a handful of times now and just recently ran into an employee who thinks he's so cool that even HE shouldn't be there. There was one lady ahead of me at the check out. The young man running the register said hello to her and asked her how she was doing. She responded politely and the transaction was done as he said thank you and goodbye to her. I step up to the plate and homeboy doesn't even look in my direction. I'm not expecting them to roll out the red carpet and hand me glasses of bubbly, but you can at least utter the word "hey" in my general direction. He scans and bags my items and uses all his life force to barely mutter "29.75." So I slide my good ol' plastic and his register spits out a receipt. To which he grabs said receipt, stuffs it in my bag, and thrusts the bag in my face. After that he just stared over the top of my head off into the distance and never spoke again. I was pretty surprised. Not a hello, goodbye, or even the often required "have a nice day" in a monotone voice. It's logical to assume that there are, at least, two sides to every story. I don't know what his story was exactly, but I'm going to guess that he was offended because I probably looked like his mama. His mama always says "why do you have those dime sized holes in your earlobes honey?" AND "why must you wear your pants around your knees?" OMG mom is annoying AND soooo embarrassing! The customer service here isn't usually that bad by a long shot, but whenever I do go I ALWAYS avoid that kid. I don't wanna perpetuate his mommy complex. Oh no you didn't!!!