Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Input: Consider Input: Purple jersey players attempt to stop a white jersey player with their sticks. The white jersey player

Output: wears red t - shirt and blue shorts.

Input: Consider Input: She stops in her tracks and grins. Someone

Output: shakes someone's hair.

Input: Consider Input: Control panel by the elevator blinks off as someone approaches. She
Output: smacks someone and knocks.