IN: Many people out on their porches or lawns complimented his cool ride . We went to Winn Dixie for a bunch of pluots , watermelon and salad . After all the crap we ate on our trip , we 're ready to get back to the good stuff . Mr B and I shared a dinosaur egg pluot , he was more interested in biting into it than eating , but I enjoyed it . Leftover chinese for dinner , watched Shine a Light .
What are dinosaur eggs ?

OUT: Dinosaur eggs are a Pluot that is mottled and strangely looks like what you 'd expect a dinosaur egg to look like .

IN: And that I ' m refering to Monish and his chest hair . HAHAHA . Guess what , I got a Zero for my Physics Retest on KINEMATICS . Like omg wtf , it 's supposed to be one of the easiest topics and I failed .
Why did they fail their physics test ?

OUT: They did not take the test seriously enough .

IN: So today brought a meaningful surprise . I was visiting my friend Monique in the hospital when the Catholic chaplain popped in . He asked after her spiritual needs and then offered her communion . He invited me to join in .
What religion does the narrator seem to be ?

OUT:
They seem to be a Christian .