input: Write a positive yelp review.
output: Definition of LUSCIOUS 1 : having a delicious taste or smell : sweet 2 : sexually attractive : seductive, sexy 3 : richly luxurious or appealing to the senses When I googled the definition of luscious, I felt as if Webster finally found the words to describe the way I see/taste lush burger. Here is my first tip - If you are going, wear pants that are either a)loose or b)sweatpants that can expand.My personal favorite is the western burger. Picture HUGE burger topped with sweet BBQ, a golden onion ring and crisp bacon. It is to DIE for. If you are ok with the extra 2,000 calories, wash it down with a thick chocolate shake and sit in pure bliss! Not feeling the shake? Try their lushpuppies with fresh frosting. WOW. I will have pictures to follow and trust me, you will stop reading reviews and sprint to Lush. The decor is incredible - it reminds me of a suite I stayed in Vegas(I mean this in the best way possible). There is not a single detail that was missed! There are dozens of different textures that make it a high-class, luxurious burger joint. Honestly, I am not kidding, you will want to go home and redecorate. Better yet, their patio is my personal favorite out of ANY patio that I have found in the Valley! YES, IN THE ENTIRE VALLEY! There is always plenty of seating, it is always clean and the furniture is comfortable. It is perfect for a afternoon meeting with clients or a casual lunch with the girls! They offer a $10 lunch special that includes a burger, fries and drink. Honestly it doesn't get any better! Last, but not least the manager Theron is always attentive to guests needs and makes sure we have everything we need. Don't listen to the other reviews on Yelp. Go check it out for yourself and I promise you don't be disappointed!
input: Write a negative yelp review.
output: A crappy, overpriced definition of a tourist trap. Even on a blustery cold Saturday afternoon, the owner was still shepherding street walkers inside like a man with a two-headed dragon behind a curtain. $9 gets you a smoked meat sandwich that'll have you thinking you took a growth elixir, so small and bite-size, as in two bites per half, it be. $8.50 brings forth not avocado fries, but one half of an avocado cut to the size of small bananas and dipped in breadcrumbs. A shame since the breading and sauce would be great were there not so much avocado. I'm glad I had a LivingSocial coupon on my person, my only reason for going in the first place, but even with it the cost was far too high. The whole place would deserve no more than one star, were it not for the fact that it was clean and not unsanitary in any way. Avoid at all costs, unless you enjoy the company of twenty mindless tourists all chowing down on what they think poutine should taste like, and head to La Banquise instead to get the real deal.
input: Write a positive yelp review.
output:
he's technically closed for the season, but after a phone call, he will let you peruse on appointment. i am absolutely flabbergasted by Shamus' skills. he literally grows tropicals...and they thrive!!! without much water, without a ton of humidity...who knew? i only assumed that none of his plants would live a month in AZ. i've eaten nearly everyone of the tropical fruits he grows....but only in places like laos, thailand, guyana, chile....basically anywhere but here! and i just still can't get over how he grows them with ease! he does have a day job, so this is not like a nursery per se. it's his house and yard, so it's best to follow him on facebook for updates and times. he doesn't sell lantana or prickly pear or really anything desert related (or anything under 20 bucks, but you also pay for the expertise). what you will find are...pineapple, mango, passion fruit, guava, breadfruit, dragon fruit, lychee, banana, suriname cherry, and any other kind of tropicals. Shamus gave me excellent planting, growing, and caretaking tips to ensure the mango tree i bought today would actually live. he also advised me on some of the other tropicals i have (pineapple, and plumeria) that don't really seem to do anything. i'm re-invigorated to start up the tropicals with better success this time. cash only and call him first...like i said, it's his home, not a retail nursery.