Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer: Very classy. And a classic. Not for a big dinner or a party over 10. Small group, small bites, share a bottle, maybe a cheese board; a guaranteed good time. They have beer too. Great beer.

Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer: Parking Nazis! Park your car on any street w/o any signs prohibiting parking and you can and probably WILL get a $75.00 parking ticket! It's not like this city doesn't ream residents enough for every necessity known to man but now since people are leaving like rats on a sinking ship they have a new scam to give you 2 tickets then tow your car!! I call down to the parking department and listen to the recording which tells me if they make a mistake and give you multiple tickets that you STILL HAVE TO PAY THE FIRST TICKET EVEN IF YOU PROVE THE CITY MADE A MISTAKE! That's my first clue it's a scam. Then I speak to Fayleen, the Trailer Park Queen (no offense) who proceeds to tell me they don't care and to come down and give them some money or my wages will be garnished to pay the tickets and my car will be impounded indefinitely if I don't comply with their gestapo tactics! I'm livid beyond description and HATE THIS CESS POOL MOCK CITY! I'm so angry that I'll have to finish later when I calm down. I can't calm down because they gave us ANOTHER TICKET @ 4:00 P.M. ON A SATURDAY! SINCE WHEN DOES ANY CITY EMPLOYEE DO ANYTHING WORK RELATED ON A SATURDAY? 100 OTHER CARS ON THE STREET AND OURS IS THE ONLY ONE WITH $225 WORTH OF PARKING TICKETS!!!!! WHEN TRYING TO MOVE THE CAR WE FOUND SOMEONE HAD CLIPPED ALL THE ENGINE WIRES! IMPRESSIVE WORK BY CITY EMPLOYEES. A neighbor told us he saw them messing with the car, nice.

Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer:
I am pretty surprised at this place. The staff are all attractive, drinks are expensive but for a night out every once in a while, it's a good place to go. Bartender's are friendly, some of the staff doing rounds(including bar backs) act like they are obviously way to busy to talk to anyone. I enjoy the outdoor bar, it has a relaxing feel to it and the bartender that works out there knows what he's doing, making conversation with customers and getting to other customers in a fashionable manner and quickly. All in all I had a wonderful time here, it was fun for me and my girls and I will definitely go back for another night out in a few weeks. (I'm still recovering from the last night out ;) haha)