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Output: A very chic place. Neatly done, nice selections for the summer/spring feel for dresses, blouses, and love their almost Stella and Dot like jewelries! I have to admit, I was impressed with the selection of dresses and their jewelry. The prices were fairly reasonable - $69-89 pending which dress you choose. They have my favorite candle scent carried by the makers of Capri Blue's Volcano! The workers here were very nice and attentive! Great customer service and friendly :)

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Output: So I have had it with the lousy software updates, with each new rendition of iOS, from 5 to 7, getting worse and worse, as well as introducing new bugs that are not resolved. In total, I have replaced my iPhone 4 once, and my iPhone 4S TWICE, all within a year of purchase. Usually its some sort of battery charging issue, it goes like this, the phone gets REALLY HOT the day before the battery fails, and very soon after that, it no longer holds a charge. It may stay at one percent, maybe it drops from 100 down to 0 in two hours or less. All THREE of the 4-Series iPhones did this to me. And it usually happens right after a hotfix patch. In particular, I have had a bad experience with THIS Apple Store. In my final iPhone 4S fiasco, I went back to the Apple Store to get it replaced because its still within the range of one year since purchase. Everything went smoothly, supposedly. Then on my way out with my refurbished replacement model, I was immediately stopped by two of the male Mac geniuses that sort of look alike (they refer each other as "Clark Kents" as some sort of inside joke). They told me to follow them back to the Genius Bar, only for me to realize that apparently I am accused as a thief as they sternly questioned me about "Where was the old iPhone?". Only then, did the stocky blonde girl (the Concierge), managed to show them that she had it, AFTER I started YELLING at the staff that "the blonde girl has it". She FUCKING LOST THE OLD IPHONE that I gave to her in exchange for the replacement! If I hadn't made the Geniuses drag her ass back out of the break room in the back, I probably would have been arrested for a false felony grand larceny charge. And then it got worse, on my embittered way out of the store, NEW replacement phone in hand, the Geniuses actually followed my ass out profusely saying fake apologies. I no longer am one of those Apple fans. There is no amount of empty "Sorry's" and fake smiles that can draw me back. Here is another story, of a different Las Vegas Apple Store experience. My MacBook Pro, which I bought 3 years ago, is in need of a battery replacement according to the diagnostic tools that its been warning me with. But, given how I was treated at this store, and the Town Square Location (they aided a thief who stole this very MacBook in reformatting and deleting the Undercover Mac software before selling it to a pawn shop, and I had to call Metro's Property Crimes Division to use the personal information I acquired through screenshots by Undercover to get it back), I refuse to purchase or request services or support from any Apple Retailer. In fact, I even wrote a negative Yelp review of the Town Square location upon discovery of my stolen MacBook (through Wifi-Router GPS screenshots) a few years ago. I was complimented by many other Yelpers for my "slick detective work" before it was mysteriously deleted months later by Yelp. I included screenshots of a thin caucasian male Apple employee that was reformatting my formerly stolen Mac, this evidence was also taken by my Undercover Mac software. I am considerable getting some sort of Android device as replacement. I realized I should have snapped much earlier, but my older brother is some sort of die-hard Apple fan that really doesn't want to let Steve Job's dream go. I however, am very willing to burn bridges. Especially built by those who turn on not just me, but their crazed consumers. You can Google it, there was a lawyer who sued a Apple Store, search for "Michael Deverett" from Toronto over a plethora of stolen Apple products. He won surprisingly. Right now, I am digging around my laptop to see if I can find those old screenshot photos I have that implicated the Town Square location. But instead of submitting THAT along with photos on Yelp, which would surely be deleted, I am going to put it up on Google Maps. Update: Found some of the implicating evidence for the stolen laptop incident years ago at Town Square. However, I remembered that it wasn't all the screenshots. It may be in my external HDD back at home, i'll check again when I get back. Note: If these reviews get deleted, I am merely going to repost backups onto Google Maps instead.

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Output: Bottles of Pimm's, friendship bracelets, salmon pink cardigans, rugby balls and croquet. If there's ever a store that sums up the difference between Glasgow and Edinburgh it's this one. Over there, even among the Glasgow Uni poshos, if you wore a t-shirt with "Oxford Tiddlywinks Champion 2010" emblazoned on the front, they'd assume it was just a windup. Over here, in certain circles at least, it's somewhat of a fashion craze, and epitomises a side to Edinburgh life that thankfully is very easily avoided, but I really wish just wasn't there at all. To sum up, it's a clothing brand aimed solely at public school kids and alumni, and they open up branches in places where these people can be found in great numbers. Some are in London, many are in non-cities such as Bath and York, one is bizzarely in Aberdeen, and sadly we have one here, predictably on George Street. It's notable that they tend to avoid gritty industrial landscapes like Manchester, Liverpool, and of course our neighbours in the West, but a few 1st year rugby boys aside, I doubt they'll be missed. Hated by locals, but loved by the temporary visitors who arrogantly see themselves as the city's elite, it's elitism at it's mosty blatant, something we may see more of now that Honest Dave is calling the shots.

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Been here a couple of times during a weekend away in Pittsburgh. Everything is excellent and the craft beer lineup is top class.