Problem: Write a positive yelp review.
A: In one of those ridiculous desert rainstorms, we walked/ran down the block from our hotel to Fate, where we whiled away the rest of the storm drinking tasty beer and eating pizza bread. The presentation of the beer menu is a tease here, as they list off all the beers they brew, leaving you salivating, before you realize that only three of them are currently available. On our visit, two were IPAs, which seemed redundant with such a small selection. Then I realized they had a couple of other beers which were not on the menu (5 or 6 total, plus some "guest" beers from other breweries) and I felt less confined. All the beers we had were very good, and not weak. They give you stats (alcohol content, IBUs, etc) to help you pick. I could see coming back every so often just to check out what's new on tap. We also had pizza bread, which was basically a medium cheese pizza. It was exactly what the mid-afternoon happy hour called for. Speaking of happy hour, we had four beers and that pizza for $18, which is kind of a ridiculous deal. I love checking out local breweries when I'm visiting a city, and this place exemplifies why.

Problem: Write a positive yelp review.
A: The first words I notice about ISLA are "Tequila Bar." Awww yeah, I like tequila and I'm going to ISLA. Who's with me? So, some coworkers and I decide to cut loose here and we were not disappointed. From the time we walked in until we left, we were treated to excellent service, wonderful food, and a whole mess of tequilas. ISLA is located in the Treasure Island hotel and after a bit of a struggle to find the place, we were pleased with the decor and the vibe. We didn't have to wait long for a table which is always a bonus in Vegas. We started off with a round of margaritas and some guacamole. The margaritas were good, the guac was just so-so. But the chips and salsa they gave us more than made up for it. Three types of salsa and really tasty chips - there was something for everyone. On to the meal. We had a round of tequila that was quite good. This wasn't the kind of tequila you do shots of with salt and lime. This was sipping and enjoying tequila. All of the meals that came out looked wonderful and everyone was pleased with their choices. I heard that the meat was cooked perfectly and the tortillas were fresh and tasty. I had the shrimp tacos and they were out of this world. Sadly, we were too full for dessert, but not for another round of margaritas and tequila! This place was a lot of fun and I would definitely recommend it to anyone looking for a nice Mexican meal where you won't get a foot-long flume of frozen margarita.

Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A:
Worst Customer Service I have EVER recieved in my entire life. I know that sounds dramatic and harsh but it really was terrible. We got stuck in there over 3 hours. Our server was rude. Food was mediocre.