I ' m going to be honest and admit that if I did n't gain weight , I 'd be the crappiest eater in the whole world . I 'd live on donuts , pie , soda , and other things that could be zapped in the microwave . Laziness and I are BFFs .

A: What is the reason Laziness and I are BFFs ?

Erik refused to let me help him with it . It was super cheap entertainment for an hour . They did n't charge us for our shoes ( I did n't understand the mumbled explanation , but I ' m not complaining ) . This is definitely something we 'll do again , probably as a family .

A: What was super cheap entertainment for an hour ?

After a while , we made the bed , and got back in the car , and went back to my house , not talking , quiet ... . After a beer , Dan went back to the barracks ... We did n't talk for about two weeks ... except for small talk , we stopped hanging out together ... . Our friends thought we had a fight - we had n't - maybe ... we just found out we did n't know how to love to each other ... maybe we were afraid . Even today , I wonder if he is gay - was it a one time thing - or was he like me ... .

A: What may be Dan 's current profession ?

But I do have some remorse . I feel instantly lazy . While I have been using the techniques in the Dropshipping Sucks guide ( please , use my affiliate link ! ) and using the Better Sources software to find products , it was so easy just to have Chris tell me what product to sell and where to find it .

A:
Why do I feel the way that I feel ?