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An example of an positive review: You really can't go wrong with anything you order here. From tacos to tortas, everything is excellent. They are very consistent in taste and quality, and as a result, I highly recommend Los Gemelos to anyone looking to quell their appetite for Mexican cuisine!

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An example of an negative review: This place *looks* like a nice hotel, but is full of what we called "shitty little touches" that belie the real story. All facade. Our bathmat had cigarette burns in it. There was candle wax dripped all over our table that no one had cleaned off. The "luxurious" spa menu was wet from the last guests in the room. Lotion in the shower instead of hair conditioner. (Found that out the hard way.) And my personal highlight? Raw sewage burbling up through the marble sink all morning yesterday. Yep. My suite literally smelled like shit and it was too late to do anything about it or move since we were packing up to leave. We just had to deal. Disgusting. And no, the front desk did nothing about it to make me feel better when we told them.

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An example of an positive review: Just got their gyro combo and their hommus. Gyro was HUGE, meat was decent...had a couple pretty dry pieces but overall good. Hommus was different, but very good. Personally I'm excited to try out more of the menu, I could see myself grabbing a bite to eat once or twice a month here.

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An example of an negative review: Food was good, service was rude to a point it was appalling. The front desk girl was a MAJOR b!tch, we (NICELY) asked if she could tell our waiter to add in an app, and she went from 0 to 60 and said very bitterly "um. Hes like around the corner. So ask him " and gave us the dirtiest look and walked away. Wtf. We all are just sitting here stunned.