IN: My grandmother passed away this morning sometime around 8:30am . I knew it was coming and I was hoping for and end to her pain , yet I am still sitting here at work , crying . Turner , as always , is taking good care of me .
What is the narrator going to do with this news ?

OUT: They will go to the wake .

IN: 1 ) There 's cca tmr and I feel damn stressed out about this cause I ca n't stretch anymore , I ca n't run . I only hope it rains heavily tmr.2 ) I want to cardio but nobody can cardio with me . I do n't want to run on the track cause I lack discipline and determination ; I need something to force me to do it.3 ) I hate the immense sense of guilt I get everytime I watch teevee or just stop studying for a while ; it might as well stay this way since it makes me study but it does n't make me study a lot .
What may be the reason for me to write this post ?

OUT: To write a journal about my fitness .

IN: To anyone thinking of getting a tattoo there , IT IS EXCRUCIATING . The other two I have were less pain combined than the new one alone . Ryan got another tattoo , too . He got the Deftones " White Pony " cover on his calf .
Do I enjoy getting tattoos ?

OUT:
I do enjoy getting tattoos , I 've gotten three now .