Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: I'm an Enterprise e-plus platinum member and have rented from this location maybe 5 times. The good part is that you usually get a good choice of cars instead of just being handed a key and being restricted to one specific car. On the other hand, most recently I was rented a car in which the tire pressures were apparently all low (3 at 27 psi and one at 25) on a Maxima which was low enough to set off the tire pressure warning light after about 4 miles of driving. I know these cars are churned through customers with little more than a quick wash with a mop/bucket and a vacuum between rentals, but for me to have to stop at a gas station, put quarters in an air machine, and maintain Enterprise's car is bullshit. And give me a break, a Maxima with cloth seats is really more of a full-size class like the old bodystyle Impala is considered currently, not a Premium as I had reserved and paid for. I was also offered a base model Mustang coupe, which once again, isn't a Premium class car, and sure as heck wasn't going to work with the amount of luggage we had. I'll rent here again, but it's only because Enterprise has my employer by the balls with cheap corporate rates.
Q: positive

A: This is one of the best events I've ever been too! Last year was my first year and I got the VIP passes because it's charity and cupcakes so why not! It was fantastic trying all the different cupcakes and I look forward to going again this year!
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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- positive) review?

Answer: Not sure when they started charging the FULL amount of stay as soon as you book and implemented this policy: Reservations must be cancelled 151 days prior to arrival in order to receive a full refund. Cancellations received within 151 days will result in 100.00% forfeiture of your deposit. But any casino/hotel that does this will get a 1 star from me.
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Generate a positive review for a place
Output: It is a nice place to go once a year. The novelty of cooking your own food is quickly worn out. nice people, though.
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output: Holy smokes. Words hardly exist to describe our experience at this place. This was the third place on the list for our limo to take our bachelorette party, because I'd heard that it was only to be visited while trashed. Also, they had a mechanical bull. Additional bonus: I was told we were likely to be the hottest people in the place. How could this go wrong? Well, being the hottest group in a place is simply not all it's cracked up to be. Other reviewers mention being completely freaked out by everyone around them - this is entirely true, and a diplomatic way of saying that beer goggles cast no positive light on the ugly mugs surrounding you. I'm all about the common person getting their party on. But the common folks as a group usually include some average people, some below-average, and some above-average. The crowd at this place made it seem like there were bouncers at the door who kept out anyone who looked average or better. Our group came in costume - 80's clothes from the Prince era - and when we might've looked like a hot mess at other places, we somehow didn't stick out at all in this joint. Creepy men - ones old enough to be my dad - asked me to dance and actually proposed to me on the dance floor. One guy with such heavy vodka breath practically spit all over me on the dance floor and incorporated a move I've never experienced before - he grabbed my glowstick necklace with his teeth and shook it around like a dog with a bone. The "normal" people were kind of like folks you'd see at a work function or company picnic - in khaki pants with pleats down the front and tucked-in polo shirts and cell phone holsters on their belts. The 80's room dance floor is shaped like a circle and has 2 cages. When they're populated, they're usually up to some silly over-the-top 80's or 70's dance moves. It is really fun when some strange people are totally into it and have the "up with people" vibe with such enthusiasm. Think of a dance floor full of girls like the "Flight of the Conchords" biggest fan. It's about as harmless as a gay bar in there, except that's where I was proposed to, so you do have to have a sense of humor. The wierdest part is the 50 year-olds, with very bad fashion sense, booty-dancing with each other. There was also a man who looked to be about sixty who was spastically running in place in a cowboy hat and tennis shoes while his face went through epileptic siezures. Many folks like this were there - people who decided they would be "hip" by wearing John Lennon sunglasses with reflective lenses or something. If you stand too close, one of them will fixate on you and begin dancing in your direction. The hip-hop room is a rectangular room with four cages on each corner. An orgy was occurring in one of the cages. Three girls who looked like they were from Scottsdale (somewhat thin, in designer jeans and holding Gucci bags) decided to go ASAP - As Slutty As Possible - and grind on each other in the cage. This was going as you'd pretty much expect, until it took a turn for the worse. A tall white-trashy looking girl, who looked like a very cheap stripper, was hanging out below the cage. She had long wavy, frizzy blond hair and glasses, and was wearing an uber-short pleated skirt and black tank that showed her midriff, and a thong. She decided to reach her arm into the cage and started rubbing one of the girls' crotches over her jeans from behind, before she decided to jump into the cage. She jumped in the cage and began VERY aggressively grinding/bucking on the girls - because she was so much taller than them, they were easily pushed around. I watched one of the Scottsdale girls talking to her friend about "How to get out of this" while she was being essentially banged from behind by the stripper chick. They were knocking into each other, stumbling like dominoes in the cage. At some point, the Scottsdale girls reluctantly and slowly caved in until the stripper chick threw one girl's back up against the wall and started jackhammering her like a dog on a leg. By now, the cage was surrounded by guys who could no longer keep it together, and hands started reaching through the cage and grabbing anything they could grab. This scene continued on for about 20 minutes and escalated until a large body builder guy with a shaved head jumped in and took off his shirt and sandwiched himself between them all. He had a large asian-font tattoo across his back that said "JESUS." Security showed up to break it up ... only because the guy had taken off his shirt. My friends were propositioned by dad-aged men, some of whom would invite them home by standing behind them and staring, wordlessly touching their arm repeatedly until the bar closed. Since it seemed so normal, it made me wonder if it's also normal there for a girl to respond by jumping in the stranger's car after the last song. It was more like an anthropological experiment than a normal night out on the town. If you go, expect culture shock.
Q: negative

A:
Ok - so this place boasts about being the biggest spa in the US. I claim it to be one of the worst high-end day spas. And biggest day spa? All that means is that it take 10 minutes for you to walk from the front entrance to the locker room and then another 10 minutes to your service room. The front staff attendant was rude and completely unhelpful. The other front staff attendant was just an airhead. Really, if you hate your job - just quit. The problems escalated from the very beginning. Before my arrival, I called to book appointments for myself and 6 other friends. I left a voice-mail at Canyon Ranch Spa - no call back. I should have taken this as a sign and they just don't want your business. So, I called to book my reservation through the concierge desk. The concierge desk specifically indicated that when you book a service over $40, you also get full access to the facilities - day spa, fitness equipment and group classes - which are attached. This par for course in the spa world. And it should be here as well, since the minimum spa service starts at $160 and upwards to $280. We arrive 10 minutes prior to the group class and the front desk attendant tells me I have to pay an additional $20 per person to use the fitness facilities. After a back and forth about how I'm wrong, we get the concierge desk on the phone and the front desk attendant starts arguing with the Hotel Concierge. Meanwhile I'm waiting at the front desk, and now we're all 10 minutes late for our fitness class. Then after the class the (not-so-fit)ness instructor scolds me for wanting to take an extra bottle of water for our friend (seriously, WTF)? Here you'll pay an average of $3.50 per minute for your service. Of course, this pays for your massage (my therapist was very nice and gave a solid good massage), access to the facilities except the fitness studio, the towel service (the locker room staff were actually quite pleasant). Really - if the staff was just thoughtful and professional, it could easily be a 5-star spa worthy of the 5-star prices.