input: Write a negative yelp review.
output: This is solely my review of the place and I wasn't impressed one bit. For a place being called the "Pint" the beer selection is better than the average bar but not nearly what I thought it would/should be. The place was dead, our server/waitress kept checking on us and was very attentive so A+ for her. The biggest complaint I have was the haze of smoke the floated the air like a fog machine. I know I know it's a bar and people smoke in bars... Well I don't smoke and I don't want to go into a bar leaving and feeling like a smoked a carton.
input: Write a positive yelp review.
output: Love this place totally love you can get a huge box of bananas for only 2$ pretty awesome!
input: Write a negative yelp review.
output:
I'm sure there are many ways to say "it's fine," mediocre, ok, so so... You get the point. It's a functional meal. I was hungry and now I'm not, but I won't remember this meal by tomorrow.