Categorize the comment on the basis of sexual explicitness. If the comment is sexually explicit output Yes, otherwise output No.
Example: hahahahahahahahhha suck it.
Example solution: Yes
Example explanation: The comment has the word 'suck' in it and is classified as sexually explicit. Hence, it is a positive example

Problem: the whole kid dog scenario of yours frank is a good example of how someone with a negative opinion but nothing to support it spins a story to get support. Add your "he should be reported to the FAA" and it really looks like you are desperate prove this guy is an evil maniac instead of a dad protecting his child.
I wonder though, are you a dog lover or a gun hater? I am betting the latter, as most dog lovers, myself included know that dogs are not allowed to endanger children. EVER!
Solution: No