Before resorting to blatant sabotage, help an incompetent co-worker sabotage themselves. If this person is consistently late to work, extend an invitation to a late night outing on a work night. Separately arrange a meeting for early the next morning with your supervisor, telling them that your coworker will be there. Show up bright-eyed and ready to work, acting confused as to why your coworker wouldn't show up for the meeting. If your coworker has an issue with cursing in front of customers, invite your religious grandfather to bring a group of his church friends past when your coworker is working. Let them complain to the manager instead. Sometimes you just want to get rid of somebody. Time to channel your inner Jim Halpert and bring out the nukes. Be extremely careful if you attempt to manipulate things to try to get someone fired, or you could be the one who ends up getting sacked. Order adult products to your coworker's work address, but leave off the suite number so that the delivery person has to make a big deal of searching for it. The more inappropriate, the better. Hop on your coworker's computer and send lewd, but believable emails to your boss. Change their computer desktop to porn while they're away. Tell your boss you want to meet with them at your coworker's desk right at the beginning of the day, before they've gotten the chance to notice it. While it may be your first reaction to want to get your coworker straight-up canned, any scenario in which they leave the job is good for you. Maybe that means recommending them for a new job you think they'll be attracted to, or continually talking to them about how bad the job is, convincing them to quit. If they think they're acting in their own best interest, you're doing everyone a favor.
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One-sentence summary -- Create situations that make it difficult for your coworker to continue. Consider creative alternatives. Help them.

The chart is in the middle of the Excel spreadsheet. This displays a menu next to the line in the chart. This displays a window that allows you to edit the chart. To add other lines to the Y-axis, click the checkbox below "Y-axis" to the right of the data series in the lower-right corner of the window. In addition to graphing a data series on a separate Y-axis, you can also graph it on a different chart type. Use the drop-down menu to select the chart type for each data series in the lower-right corner of the window. This saves the changes you made to the chart. If you want to change the chart type for the entire chart, click the chart type in the menu to the left of the window and then double-click the chart style in the window.
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One-sentence summary -- Right-click the chart. Click Change Series Chart Type. Click the checkbox next to any other lines you want to add to the Y-axis. Select the type of chart for each data series. Click Ok.

There are lots of ways you can enjoy elderflower cordial, and one of the simplest is to make a refreshing soda drink. Fill a large glass with ice water or chilled sparkling water, add 1 to 3 tablespoons (15 to 45 ml) of cordial and stir. You can also add elderflower cordial to lemonade, iced tea, and other drinks. Add one tablespoon (15 ml) of cordial to a glass of champagne or sparkling wine to make a fresh summer drink. You can also add a dash of cordial to a shot of vodka or gin served on the rocks with water, or to any fruity or floral cocktail. Flower and fruit flavors complement each other nicely, so you can add elderflower cordial to fruit salads to add some extra sweetness and a floral aroma. When your fruit salad is ready, drizzle a bit of cordial over top and give it one final stir before serving. Next time you have to make ice, fill the ice cube tray with water, then pour the water into a bowl. Add 1 to 2 tablespoons (15 to 30 ml) of cordial, stir, and refill the ice cube trays. Freeze the ice and use in drinks, smoothies, and other concoctions. Next time you're baking a cake, making icing or frosting, or enjoying a bowl of ice cream, add a floral hint with elderflower cordial. For cakes and icings, replace vanilla extract with cordial and add an extra tablespoon or two (15 to 30 ml) of cordial. For ice cream, simply drizzle the cordial over the ice cream like you would with chocolate syrup.
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One-sentence summary -- Make a soda. Freshen up alcoholic drinks. Give fruit salad a floral hint. Make floral ice. Change up your desserts.

Not all companies have the same goals even if they are looking to fill the same position. Finding a company that agrees with your own personal values can make sure that you will be comfortable working there. This can also help by assuaging any fears that your new employer might have regarding how well you will fit their culture. Try looking online at the company's website to get a better feel for their culture. Ask any contacts you might have what the culture is like at the place you are investigating. Looking up reviews of the company can give you a good idea of how they interact with either past employees or customers. Most every employer will have some kind of social networking presences that you can examine. When searching for a position after being self-employed, it can be a good idea to focus the search on companies that have a unique need for your skill set. Presenting yourself as someone capable of filling a specific need that an employer might have can give you the advantage and allow your application to be taken into consideration. Keep this in mind when crafting your resume and objective. If they need a team leader, you can emphasize your ability to self-start and keep yourself on task, which will translate nicely. Finding a new position and successfully obtaining it using large on-line databases or other traditional job search methods might work. However, these methods can be difficult for a previously self employed person to find success with. Instead, networking is the best option for finding an open position and getting an interview after being self employed. Make your professional goals known to those you meet. You never know who might end up helping you obtain a new position. Finding a friend that already works in a field you're interested is a great way to make contacts in that field. You might also be able to make additional contacts through people you already know. Talk about your skills and accomplishments as well as anything you are currently working on. Keep track of the names and faces of any contacts you make. A great way to demonstrate your skill and personal passion for whatever position you might be seeking is to start a blog. By creating quality and engaging content about your chosen field of interest, you can demonstrate your skills, knowledge, and ability to a potential employer. Start posting to your blog regularly and work to build up an impressive display of your professional value. You might want to turn your blog into your resume by including a neat presentation of your qualifications and contact information. Make sure your blog is sending the right message. Keep your content, tone and presentation clean and professional. Seek out professional associations, conferences, and conventions that work in the field you are trying to gain employment with. Attending these meetings will allow you to learn new skills and meet new people, giving you fresh leads on open positions to pursue.
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Find a company that has the right culture. Look for companies that can benefit from your skills. Network. Start a blog. Attend professional gatherings.