TASK DEFINITION: In this task, you are given Yelp reviews. The task is to classify a review as "POSITIVE" if the overall sentiment of the review is positive or as "NEGATIVE" if the overall sentiment of the review is negative.
PROBLEM: This place is hit or miss, both in terms of service and food quality. The last two times I ate here it was more miss than hit. The waitress messed up several orders and the fish was overcooked my last time there.

SOLUTION: NEGATIVE

PROBLEM: Awesome BBQ! This place is giving Phil's a run for their moneyyy in terms of sauces. First of all, the restaurant was huge and really clean. Our waitress was really nice! She even explained the 3 different type of sauces available &general info about Lucille's. She started us off with freshly baked biscuits. These were no ordinary biscuits though. Some may argue that the bread was ""hard"" but I felt that it was necessary to have them a bit sturdy rather than having them fall apart. It had butter and some type of sugar? on top. Not sure what it was but it was something different and definitely tasty! Their sweet tea was good too, all their drinks were served in mason jars btw, so hipsters rejoice. Also note that they do serve their drinks in shareable portions.

Onto the food: We got the ""BBQ Lunch Platter"" [$16]. Came with baby back ribs (3 bones, normal or St. Louis rub) AND ""your choice of two of the following: pulled pork, brisket burnt ends, tri tip, hot link, rib tips or one quarter smoked chicken"" (from the website) PLUS a side. I opted with the normal baby back ribs- juicy and fall of the bones type- & brisket as well as tri tip. All great choices! Their mac & cheese was cheeeesy just the way I like it. Tasted their potato salad too, Phil's won in that department by a long shot. Now in terms of sauces, Phil's has more of the tangy-spicy taste whereas Lucille's has the tangy-sweet taste which I liked better.. In terms of size & tenderness, I feel like Phil's is better. IN CONCLUSION: They're both great BBQ places (:

SOLUTION: POSITIVE

PROBLEM: There's something a little unsettling about going to an Italian restaurant and being told by an angry German man that they won't serve you. Didn't Mussolini and Hitler form some sort of tag team about denying people what they wanted or some such?

Not that I'm comparing the inability to order a set of damn meatballs to genocide, but I've actually been told I couldn't get food there; nobody's ever tried to shove me into a gas chamber. Melt me in lava, impale me, throw me off of catwalks that don't meet OSHA standards, wreck my pod racer, and ignite the bio gas coming from the Deathstar's latrines with a bomb, sure.

Here's the deal: If your website says you are open till midnight every night.....when someone shows up at 11, don't tell them that you closed an hour and a half ago because it was ""a vittle slow"". It's Vegas - the town never shuts down. You're telling me that you closed your entire restaurant in a major strip casino 2.5 hours early because you felt like it? This has happened 2 of the last 3 times we've gone there.

Do these people have ANY idea how hard it is to find parking for the Deathstar? Those resort parking lots are designed for 9 dollar a day subcompact rentals, not capital spaceships. And don't even get me started on what happened last time I parked it valet - I'm still paying the fines associated with the planetoid they blew up because they thought the Deathray button was the e-brake. It takes effort to get to this place.

The worst part is just how unapologetic and rude these people are about it. Look, I've dined at the Harlem location. I know that you have to book it half a year in advance and if you don't like it then that's no sweat off of them because....well....you have to book it half a year in advance! But this is a much larger space in a major Vegas resort, and one that I have never seen at more than 20% capacity. You aren't that damn special. You aren't afforded the right to be a bunch of jackasses. You guys are lucky that I had a 50,000 game Keno ticket at Caesar's that I wouldn't have been able to check on had I been thrown out of the casino for Force Choking all of you, otherwise it woulda been the end of all of you.

The food? It's delicious when you can get it. The meatballs are literally the best I've had anywhere. Of course, the Lady Vader has figured out how to perfectly replicate them, so we don't need you for that. The pasta dishes are delicious, but nothing that can't be easily replaced by venturing about a mile off strip and going to Ferraro's. The service alone drops this thing all the way down from a solid 4, possibly even a 5, to a 2. And rest assured, we will NOT be returning to be denied for a 3rd time out of the last 4....which is probably best for the staff's health.

A very sincere ""shove an iLightsaber up your ass"" and a score of 2 Deathstars.

SOLUTION:
NEGATIVE