IN: No thrill at first putting on a lawyer 's wig or walking at thirty - two into Parliament House . Few feelings of any human sort are admitted . We seem to have an ambition - machine here , or , worse , a policy nerd , a number - wrestling corporate accountant , a two - legged White Paper . The caustic clown , the parliamentary Groucho , the happy Houdini , the unstoppable Woody Woodpecker has gone missing . The jesting gladiator we love to boo and clap and curse has vanished into air , into thin air , and into the Official Version , rewritten history .
What country is the narrator most likely from ?
OPTIONS:
- United Kingdom
- United States
- None of the above choices .
- United Arab Emirates

OUT: United Kingdom

IN: I was amused by his boldness and told him the truth : thanks to gas prices , and fibromyalgia , long gone are the days i 'll traipse halfway across the country for a man . ( he was probably 350 miles away ? )
What is the man likely to have said to provoke this response from the speaker ?
OPTIONS:
- That he needs someone to watch his house while he goes on vacation and thinks she can do it
- That he likes her a lot and that she should come visit him 350 miles away
- None of the above choices .
- That he has just received a large inheritance and that she should come live with him

OUT: That he likes her a lot and that she should come visit him 350 miles away

IN: Well here in the Uk summer is officially over ! I have dark blonde hair with highlights and have quite pale skin , I did manage to get a tan in the summer but it has now faded so quickly . Before summer I wore fake tan a lot and I felt so much better with it on as I did apply it well I just hated it when it flaked off .
Why does the narrator not have a deep tan ?
OPTIONS:
- The UK does not have a summer .
- They did n't travel at all .
- They use fake tanner instead .
- They do n't see a lot of sun .

OUT:
They do n't see a lot of sun .