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Output: Cheesy and totally overrated - the carribean fare in a Jimmy Buffet inspired setting is all good in theory, but the colorful interiors and catchy tunes are little compensation when you spend most of your time keeping flies away from your crappy food and balancing the BAD shaka-ritas (margarita flights) on creaky wooden tables in the patio. The food was uniformly ordinary - my vegetarian baja burger was way too spicy to be enjoyable, the crab-cake burger was a disaster and I left my fries practically untouched, which hardly ever happens! Overall, one of the worst restaurant experiences for me.

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Output: This place was disappointing! The service was fine and our waiter was friendly, but nothing spectacular. We went to dinner as a group of four and were promptly seated. The ambience wasn't bad, but we all hated how dark it was in the booth area we were in. We are all fairly young (mid-twenties to early thirties), yet felt like we had aged because it was so dark we couldn't read the menus printed on black paper. Turns out we weren't the only ones having issues as we saw other waiters turn on mini flash flights for other patrons to read their menus! Ridiculous. We each had different margaritas and didn't think much of them. We didn't bother ordering additional rounds as we had all planned to. Can't remember the specific name of my dish, but the description in the menu sounded great so I ordered it. My friends had the beef fajitas. We got our plates and well... mine looked EXACTLY like theirs with the exception of having a small side of rice. A little frustrating when the descriptions AND prices were different. On top of that, the food was bland. I pretty much just poured the rest of the salsa (from the chips and salsa to start) to have some sort of taste. There was no flavor in anything and the steak pieces were dry and overcooked. It was truly a disappointing meal, especially given the price. The only saving grace in this place were the chips and salsa. Those were definitely tasty, but that is not enough to return to this place.

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Output: Don't let the christian music fool you this place is dishonest I bought a car here and had to come back for them to fix a gas cap issues which they were aware of and ohh yea come back and we will fix it no problem come in to fix it and what do they do scratch up my car I bring it to the guys attention he says ohh but they are small ask to speak to a manager he comes out and say these look like they have been fixed I'm sorry but I have been putting tape to keep it closed everyday I would know if they were there another manager comes out and says ok we can fix it but it's not going to be 100% are you kidding me I ask are you going to send it to a professional he replies with I'm not sure who I will send it to I said well I want to know so I can speak with them and also if another issue comes up . He tells me I'm not going to tell you who I will send it to could be amco could be a local auto body could be someone off Craig's list I said so your just going to pick someone off Craig's list he tells me yea probably I asked can I have this in writing he said no this company is unbelievable nothing but a sham they should be sending me to a place of my choice and they pick up the bill. Oh and did I forget to mention the guy asked the service man did you make scratches and he said yes little ones this conversation took place in Spanish maybe thinking I wouldn't understand shame on them

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Located in the heart of Town Square Center this restaurant kept busy Friday night, leaving us to wait thirty minutes. Upon being seated they took our order then we proceeded to draw on the paper table cloth protector for the table cloth under it. Their salads are priced perfectly and are rather large, with quite the selection. 4.95. Bread & Butter (tasty). Sparkling water bottled for 2.95, and the entre which we split for 14.95, I wasn't ooo too hungry but the pasta had a very fresh taste to it. Then for the desserts, around 2 bucks for each one of the crme brles, we ordered the the orange flavor which was extremely sweet and tasty along with their lava cake. Out waiter was very cool, when he brought the sparkling water to the table he had this fun look on his face, no lime. So I sent it back, he came back 5 minutes later with lime and the water, he ran to CPK to get limes for me, as they had run out 4 hours earlier in the night. It's not a quiet romantic place, its very open and the sound is carried throughout the whole place. There is also indoor and outdoor seating.