Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: What a mess of a hotel. General Manager Jim is a joke. I had a horrible stay here. The rooms are nasty and I was in a new one. So, they say! I called and left 4 messages for manager GM to call me and never did. Hotel told me they were not charging me and still did. Filed BBB complaint didn't respond (They have a F rating with bbb. I called and asked if they had an owner or corporate office I could speak too and they said No the owner lives in New Zealand. What a load of ... Finally, had to call bank and have them stop payment.
Q: positive

A: Five stars for the chef, The bartender, five more. And five for the mezuzah hanging next to the door. No, I'm not Jewish But know of their ways. So as long as I'm here I'm out of harm's way. So I drink your tequila all one hundred brands till you ask me to leave then mezuzah be damned. I'm now in harm's way No mezuzah, unsafe. And what of St. Christopher who hangs from my neck? Well where was he only moments ago when I stood up too fast and back down I did go? So they pack up my pork and my chips and my bread to send me off packing where soon I'll find dread from tequila and pork, and guacamole with berries. And from this girl at the bar who I now know is married. Barrio, I dedicate this plagiarized passage to your 120 brands of tequila. Tequila, scorpion honey, harsh dew of the doglands, essence of Aztec, crema de cacti; tequila, oily and thermal like the sun in solution; tequila, liquid geometry of passion; Tequila, the buzzard god who copulates in mid-air with the ascending souls of dying virgins; tequila, firebug in the house of good taste; O tequila, savage water of sorcery, what confusion and mischief your sly, rebellious drops do generate! Without doubt, it was the tequila that made Bernard impatient, that befuddled him into mistaking the UFO conference for the Geo-Therapy Care Fest." Oh please let me in I promise to be good. Not tell dirty jokes Or make fun of your hood As I sit at the bar and play nice, oh I will. Eating all of my food as I lay off the swill. WIth love.
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer: This is BY FAR the worst Subway I have EVER been to! The service was horrid, we waited almost 10 minutes to be waited on and there was no one else in front of us. They got our order wrong, the employee was incredibly rude and for the price we paid it was not worth it. When we complained to upper Management we did not get a response for over 5 days and they did not even try to offer any type of solution. Needless to say, even though this Subway is the closest to my house I will NEVER go there again and will never recommend it either!
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Output: This place was awesome a few years ago but they must have changed hands. They have discontinued some of our favorites. The order before the last, they forgot to include our spring rolls, would not refund the price and would not run them out to us because they were busy. The last order I mentioned that we had the spring rolls coming because of the last order and she tried to send me two....I said NO, we paid for four, I want the four. THEN it took almost 2 hours to get to us!! I called back twice because I had my 4 yr old begging me for dinner. I demanded my money back, they offered a discount on the next purchase. I told them I would NOT be ordering from them again, I want my money back. The guy FINALLY showed up as I was on the phone, the lady had me hand the phone to him and he gave me $5. The food was partially spilled and they forgot the fortune cookies. I will not be ordering from here again, bad service and the food is not worth the price. Maybe their buffet is better but their delivery SUCKS!
input: Write a positive yelp review (OPTIONS:
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output: Love this place, great food and great addition to Gilbert.
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Output:
Went there as it was the only place nearby that was still open. They were on a skeleton crew on the holiday so half of the stuff we could not even order. Asked for a chocolate milk and it had gone bad 2 weeks ago. Since I returned it and didn't want milk anymore I asked for a cola and they charged me for both drinks even knowing what happened. The fruit was good. That is about it. Everything else was bad. The crepes were watered down. the syrup tasted awful. The beans came from a can. The has browns were burnt. Should have kept this place closed if it was going to be that bad.