Article: Make a fishing pole from three sticks and two pieces of string. Use it next to a body of water and right-click when you notice a trail heading toward your lure. Keep at it until you get raw fish. The fish trail will not appear if particles are set to the lowest setting. An enchantment table can improve your fishing rod. Feed the raw fish to an ocelot to turn it into a tamed cat that will follow you wherever you go unless told otherwise. If you have one or more Cats following you around, creepers will run away from you before they can explode. Ocelots are most often found above sea level on grass or leaves in jungle biomes. One cool strategy is telling a circle of cats to sit around the edges of your buildings. If the cats are close enough together, no Creepers will be able to even come close. Then you can safely shoot the creeper with a bow, or just ignore it.
Question: What is a summary of what this article is about?
Fish for raw fish. Tame an ocelot. Protect your base with cat guards.

Problem: Article: These investors invest in startup or newer companies. As a return, they get a 20-25% increase on their investment. Angel investors usually invest around $600,000. Angel investing is ideal for a young (but not new) business that needs a cash infusion to develop a new product or service. You can find angel investing groups by visiting the Angel Capital Association website, which maintains a list of angel group members. You can also check out MicroVentures and AngelList. Venture capital is a lot like angel investors. These firms invest in high-risk businesses that have growth potential. You can find venture capital firms online. They tend to invest in only certain types of businesses, so thoroughly research them before initiating contact. The website thefunded.com contains information on different venture capital firms. The information is provided by entrepreneurs who worked with them. The websites Indiegogo and Kickstarter allow you to seek small investments from many people online. You create a profile and then set a fundraising goal, such as $5,000 over 30 days. Crowdfunding is not appropriate as a long-term funding method. Instead, it's good for one-off type business ventures, like funding the creation of a movie or music video. Government grants are available for certain industries, such as those focused on research or science. The SBA runs several grants programs, such as the following: Small Business Innovation Research (SBIR). To qualify for this grant, your business cannot have more than 500 employees, and it must be majority owned by one or more individuals who are U.S. citizens or resident aliens. Small Business Technology Transfer (STTR). This program has similar requirements to SBIR. However, the company receiving the grant partners with a non-profit research institution, which receives at least 30% of the funds.
Summary: Research angel investors. Find venture capitalists. Consider crowdfunding. Research grant opportunities.

INPUT ARTICLE: Article: The target of your joke has to be funny to your audience, or you'll be facing a stone-faced crowd. Don't plan to target high school girls if you're trying to make a room full of them laugh. Tread carefully if you're targeting a political or celebrity figure in his or her hometown. A joke that would be hilarious to one group of people might cause another group to start throwing rotten vegetables. Telling a long story that takes more than a minute or two will likely bore your audience. Practice telling shorter jokes so you can get a sense for how to best deliver them before you move on to telling full-blown stories. Remember that the best jokes aren't always the smartest, most detailed jokes; you've got to hit people in the funny bone. Watch the people you're talking to. If you see their eyes start to wander, wrap up the joke. You can tell more than one joke in a row if the first one gets some laughs. Build on the energy you created. If you've got a big grin on your face when you're telling a joke, people will get distracted. Plus, smiling at your own joke sort of gives away the ending before you have a chance to get there. Instead, keep a straight face, make eye contact, and deliver the joke as if you were saying something as mundane as "I'm going to the store for a gallon of milk." Your delivery is as important to the humor of your joke as the content. After you deliver the setup of your joke, pause for a moment before giving the punch line. This gives people the chance to ponder and guess for a moment before you surprise them with your hilarious insight. Don't wait too long, though, or the energy of the joke will die. A man walked into the doctor's. He said, 'I've hurt my arm in several places.' The doctor said, 'Well don't go there any more.' Tommy Cooper I don't care if you think I'm racist. I just want you to think I'm thin. Sarah Silverman

SUMMARY: Know your audience. Keep it simple and short. Master the deadpan expression. Get the timing down.

In one sentence, describe what the following article is about: If your games start taking a long time to load, or they become stutter or crash, it may be indicative of a looming hardware failure. If your system locks up, even when not playing games, this is a sign of hardware failing. There are 5 different light codes displayed around the Power button on the Xbox 360. Each of the codes represents a different failure state. Green lights. Green lights indicate that the console is powered and operating correctly. The number of green lights indicates how many controllers are connected. One red light. This is the Hardware Failure indicator. It is usually accompanied by an "E74" or similar code displayed on the TV. This is caused by the video scalar chip being damaged. Two red lights. This is an overheating error. If the console becomes too hot, the system will shut down and display this light code. The fans will continue running until the components have been cooled. Three red lights. This is the General Hardware Failure, also known as the Red Ring of Death. This indicates that one or more components have failed, and that the system is no longer operable unless you turn off your console for 24 hours. No error code will be displayed on the TV. Four red lights. This indicates that the AV cable is not correctly plugged in. Check the connection from the console to the TV. This code will not display for HDMI connections.
Summary: Notice poor game performance. Notice poor system performance. Understand the different light codes.

Bring to a boil, stirring until the butter has melted. Take the saucepan off of the heat and leave to cool slightly for 2-3 minutes. Add the flour to the butter mixture and beat with a wooden spoon or whisk until everything comes together. Put the saucepan back on the heat and beat vigorously until everything is off the sides of the saucepan. The dough will lump together and there will be a film on the bottom of the pan. Transfer the mixture to a large bowl or the bowl of a mixer. Add the eggs one at a time, beating well with a wooden spoon or electric mixer after each addition. It may seem like the mixture will not come back together, but don't worry, it will - just keep beating. Line a baking sheet with parchment paper, then transfer the warm mixture into a pastry bag. Pipe approximately 18-22 drops of pastry onto the baking sheet, about one inch apart. The pastry drops should be about 114 inches (3.2cm) wide and 1 inch (2.5cm) high. If you do not have a pastry bag, you can use a spoon to place drops of pastry on the baking sheet. Moisten your finger with water and use it to lightly press down the swirl at the top of each puff. At this point you can also brush the pastries with egg wash, if you would like them to be shiny after baking. Place the baking sheet in an oven preheated to 425F (218C). Bake for 15-20 minutes until they are puffed and golden brown. Prick each profiterole once with a skewer, then return to the oven to dry for about 3 minutes, propping the oven door slightly ajar. Cool on a sheet of baking paper on a wire rack.
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Put the water, butter, salt, and sugar in a saucepan. Add the flour. Add the eggs. Transfer to a pastry bag. Smooth the peaks. Bake the pastries.