We decided that driving from Toronto to Atlanta was much shorter than back home and then to Atlanta . We would probably have less than a day before we would be packing up and back on the road again . So we chose to look at this as a family vacation which we really have n't had this summer .

A: What state was being driven to ?

This is what went on durin ' me and my brotha 's belated birthday party . Dylan and Jason arrived at my hood at around 5:30 wit me and my brotha 's order of pizzas , garlic bread , and Hershey 's Chocolate Dunkers from Pizza Hut . Dylan got me and my brotha gifts .

A: Why did Dylan get gifts for the author and their brother ?

The missus told me that I should shop inside the farmers ' market , but the stand in the parking lot had live ducks , whose feet would obviously be fresher than the ones inside the market in the freezer . So , after a few minutes of flying feathers and fitting four ducks for tiny wheelchairs , I had my feet in my hand and was heading back to the car . That 's when I got robbed by a pack of PETA freaks . They took all the money , beat me with my duck feet and ran off into the night . So , the money is all gone . But you 're all welcome to come by anytime for a sample of 2008 Duck Feet Olympic Soup .

A: What may be the reason for going through all of that trouble for duck feet ?

So I ' ve been a lurker for a while over at The Grocery Cart Challenge . Her dilemma seemed impossible so I had to watch and see if she accomplished her goal ! It 's been an interesting read to be sure .

A:
Where is the narrator reading something ?