Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer: Hands down, the best meal I've ever had in my life. Also hands down the most expensive, but the experience, the flavors, the service, all worth every penny. Kai blends a Native American base theme with locally grown and locally sourced ingredients to create dishes that are simply out of this world. The Lobster Degustation we started with was sublime. The menu describes it as three items, "Butter Braised Tail, Avocado Mousse, Tear Drop Salsa & Lobster Coral Lobster Knuckles in Sweet Corn Panna Cotta with Sour Radishes, Lobster Cobbler with Mesquite Meal & Burnt Irish Porter Cheese". I describe it as simply ridiculous in its enjoyability. I had a Buffalo steak which was very lean yet incredibly tender. My wife had the Ribeye steak, which was borderline too fatty, but the flavor and texture were outstanding. The house-made barbecue sauce should be bottled and sold. My dessert was the "Two Sisters Squash Air Cake", with "60-Day Corn Ice Cream, Mesquite Syrup, Smoked Corn Puree, Ramona Farms Ga'Ivsa, Tarragon and Amaranth". What the menu doesn't say is the dish is delivered under a bell filled with Applewood smoke. Wow. Unexpected, and exceptionally different. Make no mistake: Dining here is an investment in time and money. It is not inexpensive in any way shape or form. But if you're willing to invest in flavors and textures and service you're not likely to experience in many places, and certainly not anywhere else here in the Valley, then make a reservation and be prepared to be awestruck.

Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer: Gas here was great but it was a bit cold for my liking. This is not a tip but a review so I need to add more words. The gas was priced well. I was in the backseat so I don't know how easy the pump was to use. I like the smell of gasoline.

Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer:
This was my first visit here and I have to say, I wasn't very impressed at all with the food or the service. My husband and I and a few other people decided to stop in for food and drinks before the Tool concert but I think everyone else had the same idea and they were pretty busy, the wait was too long so we just decided to order straight from the bar and get our food and drinks to go. To start with, there were only 2 bartenders behind the bar and like I said, it was super busy. My husband had to pretty much push his way up to the bar. He had to wait about 5 minutes to place our order (he got a vanilla vodka screwdriver, a water for me, my daughter and I got the John O' Hurley Buffalo Chicken Wrap, and my husband ordered the Johnny Beef Depp) which wasn't too bad, but then the bartender just took off before my husband could even ask how we were suppose to know when our food was ready. She ignored us and talked over my husband to other people. Finally, when she did come back over, she was rude and said "just stand over there, I will yell at you when your stuffs ready." and pointed randomly over to the side. My husband then asked her if she wanted his name and she responded rudely again, "we don't have that information." But his name was on the receipt... ?? Ok then. So, we just waited off to the side and in the meantime got yelled at by a waitress and a bus boy that we were in the way. The bus boy actually took the time to rudely show us a line in the concrete floor that we needed to stand behind, when we were standing where we were told to by the bartender. Finally after about 20 mins our food was ready and the waitress yelled very loudly while pointing at us, "Hey you!! come get your food!!" So my husband went over to get it and she had two different orders sitting there and she basically shoved one of the bags at him and said, "is this yours...yeah I think this is yours." Then our friend that was with us, who ordered before us had to ask her if the other order was his and she shoved it him and said, "I think this one is yours." and walks away. He had to actually open up his bag and check to make sure that order was his. She didn't even check the orders before shoving them at us! Granted the bar was getting crushed with people and they were understaffed so I understand that, but being rude doesn't equate to return customers. We ended up sitting outside at one of the picnic tables to eat. My buffalo chicken wrap was minus the buffalo!! It was just a plain old crispy chicken wrap with ranch, way too much lettuce, a few diced tomatoes, and some cheese (I think in maybe 2 bites I had). My wrap wasn't even hot. It came with 2 sides....I chose fries and apple slices. The fries were o.k. really had no seasoning on them and the apple slices were just the basic bagged apples, one of them was actually kinda soggy. My daughters order was exactly the same as mine. It was o.k. nothing impressive. My husband said his sandwich was made with good quality beef but without the au jus it would have been dry. He said it was actually pretty good. My husband thought the fries were good. His screwdriver was VERY strong, which I would believe it to be a result of over pouring, but the bartender said when she handed it to him that she made it very strong on purpose because he was patient. I know Alice Cooper is a huge sports nut so the ambiance is geared more towards that with T.V.'s all over the place, very little music related decor, kinda just comes across as a typical sports bar. I really don't think I will go back in the future due to our food and service being bad.