input: Write a positive yelp review.
output: Je suis aller a plusieurs reprise? La biere est toujours bonne et les plats toujours bon? Belle place pour les 5@7!
input: Write a negative yelp review.
output: Modern Grove has the look of a Bud Light commercial. You know the one. Its outside in a cool looking backyard. Everyone is looking good even the dog that one person brought is cool. Then you have the 2 guys who bring more Bud Light at the exact time the music stops cause someone drank the last one and everyone thinks the party is over. Or the one where you walk inside the place and everyone knows who you are and you see the most gorgeous girl in the place and she sees you. So you nod to the bartender and he gives you the Bud Light to give to her. But instead you just look at her and slide it down the bar 50ft. And everyone just happens to move their drinks and purses out of the way at the exact time the beer travels down the bar. Not knowing a beer is traveling down the bar. And when the beer gets to her all that she sees is a phone number attach to the bottle cause you know she's going to call. And she does later on that night. Yeah. Modern Grove has THE LOOK of that! Exciting right? But man after eating at this place I was left with only one word and feeling...meh. If you couldn't tell by my little story. The place looks great. It has the feeling like it should be the place to be anytime of day. It just doesn't have anything that makes it pop. Our server was nice. Everyone was nice. They were just meh. We got the Mac N Cheese balls. Of course they sold it like it was so good. I bit into one and it was meh. No flavor at all. I got a shroom burger and sweet potato fries. Again the burger and fries were meh. Just as bland as bland could be. If I could give a color rating instead of a star rating it would be beige. Cause when I first went in there I was full of energy wanting to do all kinds of things today. When I left I was like "what do you want to do?" "Nuttin." It just brought me down to not want to do anything the rest of the day. The bathroom had some weird chair in the corner like you're suppose to sit there and give advice to anyone who comes in to use the toilet. Or cheer them on if they have a hard time doing a #2. The drinking glasses that were given to us were dirty. So they gave us another set and those were dirty too and had lipstick on one of the glasses. If I ever go here again it would probably be for the bar at night. The place looks great, but the inside is dull and doesn't have much quality to offer. Its like the Kim Kardashian of restaurants.
input: Write a negative yelp review.
output:
I am not sure if there were extenuating circumstances, but this was a truly disappointing experience. I was looking forward to trying the new Uzbek place in town. But this is what happened: (1) We came in for dinner at around 6pm. The place was empty but they said they were open until at least 7:30. We ordered a few individual dishes (plov, samsa, and various shashlik) and a bread to share. They did not give us any glasses of water until we asked for it. The water had a smoky smell, but it tasted fine, so I did not think much of it (maybe the glasses are being kept next to the grillI). I was still looking forward to some traditional Uzbek plov, shashlik, and maybe even dessert at the end of the meal (they have medovik, which is usually very tasty). (2) After a wait of about 20 minutes, we received the two orders of plov and samsa. The waiter said the rest of the food would be coming out in four minutes. Except we did not have utensils. One of my friends had asked the waiter for a refill of water, so the waiter had disappeared to the back with his cup but was not returning for a while (it ultimately turned out he forgot about the water). So we found the utensils ourselves. The plov was okay, but the samsa was extremely salty. (3) After another at least 20 more minutes, we finally received the shashlik and bread. The bread was not fresh at all but it was warmed up, which was nice. However, the shashlik was universally terrible, and we tried several types: chicken, lamb, beef, and liver. This is usually one of the simpler dishes to make, so we were very unhappy. One positive is the portions were fair-sized for the price, but we all found ourselves having difficulty keeping our appetites (which is pretty unusual for me). Needless to say, we were no longer interested in dessert. By the way, we had no napkins either. We asked for some and he brought us two, except there were three of us at the table. We ended up getting more napkins for ourselves rather than ask again. (4) We asked for boxes (I think at the time we thought we would maybe give the food another try at home). My two friends both had liver kebab remaining on their plates, so we initially wanted to pack it ourselves to prevent any mix-up, but the waiter said he would pack it up for us, and we obliged, warning him to keep track of which box belongs to which person. (5) He brought the food to the kitchen and came out with our check. The water turned out to cost money (which he never mentioned when we asked for it), but at this point we were already so dissatisfied that we just wanted to get out of there. He graciously said the $2 for the water covered all our refills... We wrote down what each person owed and gave the waiter our cards. At this time, he realized that he forgot to add the tax to our check, so we told him he could add it to our individual amounts. While we were splitting the bill and paying for it, we were hoping our boxed food would come out. The waiter forgot about this as well until we reminded him after we paid. At which point he brought it out and said, "Oh but we did not track which box goes to which person, so you guys figure it out yourselves." You can imagine our reactions (though we did not say anything, since, again, we just wanted to leave). (6) After I got home and began writing this review, one of my friends informed me that the waiter had also forgotten to give us back our credit cards (and none of us had realized this because at the restaurant we were upset and trying to figure out what would be a fair tip for the absent service and low quality food). Overall: The waiter was not unpleasant, but he was extremely and unforgivably forgetful and inattentive, especially considering we were the only diners. The food was unpleasant and unforgettable. (As a result of being so unpleasant.) I find it really hard to believe that shashlik could be cooked so poorly (and take so long to cook it so poorly).