Goal:
Prevent groceries from spilling in trunk.
Answer:
Attach a bungee cord in trunk and hang bangs on the cord.

Goal:
To stain wood in patterns
Answer:
Use masking tape to mask out complex patterns

Goal:
To restore moisture to your face without lotions, etc.
Answer:
Take cold showers and apply chapstick to super dry spots.

Goal:
To toast frozen waffles until they're crispy without a toaster,
Answer:
put them into the oven instead.