QUES: I bought tickets to the dark knight a week in advance for me and a couple friends . I purchased student tickets because I still have a student ID in my wallet . My pal DanE ( pronounced Danny ) does not have a student identification card . Rather than pay the extra dollar , I made him a fake student ID .

Question with options: Why did they make Danny a fake student ID ?
ANS: They wanted Danny to get the student discount .
QUES: Then Raccoon Drew came over , and he and Squirrelly were battling it out to try to get the highest score on songs , playing guitar . Then Babs came in , and we went out to eat . We watched tv for a while after that . Babs showed me some things that will leave scars on my psyche .

Question with options: What may happen before our time out to eat ?
ANS: We waited for babs to show up .
QUES: For some reason , do n't ask me why , I immediately called the black and white one Bernie . I think it 's because he 's pretty fluffy and reminds me slightly of a Saint Bernard . He looks like a Bernie , you think ? Cute .

Question with options: Are Bernie 's big and fluffy ?
ANS: Yes , they are very fluffy because of all the fur they have .
QUES: I have a Chiari Malformation at 5 mm length ( as of late 2006 ) , which then did n't seem to be restricting any flows . Some history : I have been in 12 auto accidents , 3 were totals . I have had 2 small motorcycle accidents .

Question with options: Why do I have so many accidents ?
ANS:
I am a careless driver .