Problem: Every Friday , the beer - loving , half - shielding , glove - dropping boys over at Two Man Advantage capture their true tales from their weeknight hockey leagues . This is mine , from the women 's perspective . Two To Go This week was our last regular season game for the summer league and next week , we start playoffs . My team , the Orange Pylons is in last place so we 'll have to play the first place team out of the gate .

What type of sport does the family play ?

A: Winter sports .

Problem: I felt confused like I had no idea what I was doing . By this time I was starting to feel very sore and tired and everytime I got up I felt like I could n't breathe . To describe it in a nutshell I felt as if someone had run away with all of my stomach muscles and my lower back was left to hold up my ribs and entire upper body . I felt like if I did n't exert my back to hold myself up I would roll up like an armadillo . Anyways , I fed her twice with the bottle and then she would n't latch anymore .

How would it be better if your mid section was n't weak ?

A: It would be easier to get around .

Problem: Geoff could n't remember a damn thing . All he remembered was the drinking he had done . Lucian , who was still in shock , just sat in the bed upright , doing the same thing as Geoff .

What might have happened to Geoff and Lucian ?

A:
Geoff and Lucian must have gotten drunk last night .