Question:
The bar tender , George , who looks like a young Johnny Depp , gave me a free rum and coke . The caterers gave me some edible orchids . I tried a petal . It was savory , but too pretty to eat .
Answer the following question: Why would the narrator be happy to receive the rum and coke ?
Answer:
It was free .
Question:
Here is a guy with a super - bowl MVP , division titles , a guaranteed Hall of Famer , and the questions still surge about weather or not he is ready to play . Brett Favre took the entire summer " off " with no pro facility to practice with . He was seen at time working out with his wife , and he ended the preseason with a passer rating of 118.5 .
Answer the following question: What sport is the narrator discussing ?
Answer:
They are talking American football .
Question:
Today my job sucked . I got mauled by kids ... literally . Those little shits are lucky I love them and my job so much . I must be crazy to put up with some of the shit I do and still come back for more .
Answer the following question: Why does the narrator have some bruises and cuts ?
Answer:
The narrator was attacked by kids .