Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer: Tried this second location and I have to say...I wasn't impressed. We came on a Sunday and they had a lot of football fans there but only 1-2 servers, so service was super slow. Our server, Jared, was cocky with his responses to questions we had, like "how much are the steamed crabs?" among other things. I got the crab cake platter like I got last time and again, this thing is not worth it. The size is fine but it's the most bland crab cake I've ever eaten and I used to live in the North Virginia area where it's pretty easy to get good crab cakes. I say save your money and go somewhere else. The food and service aren't worth it here!

Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer: Havn't tried the coffee. Walked in to check it out and do some work on my computer. The counter person quickly told me they don't have any outlets-weird but no problem. Oh yeah, and no wi-fi either. I'm all for edgy concepts but a coffee shop with no internet seems to be a death wish for the owner. The only reason i'm giving it two stars is it sounds like the coffee is pretty good and the interior was interesting.

Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer:
I'm not much of a dive bar person. However, the place is rather interesting. It has that "old bar" feel where people come there to just relax. Heck, you can even chat with the bartender - try that in Scottsdale! There was even a chick that was there at the bar reading a book. Talk about chill. Is this a place I'd go out of my way to attend? Is it a place I'd go if I lived close? I'd say so! Also to note... I was actually confused at the bill. three drinks and my bill was like $8. $8 for three drinks... which in comparison would probably barely buy me one drink in Scottsdale. With that said, if you plan on buying LESS than $10 in drinks/food... then you gotta pay CASH.