Problem: This was my second time at the Trump and I am please again. I appreciate that this hotel is simply a hotel and not a casino. ... My stay was quiet, smoke-free, and restful. The prices are so reasonable! The walk from valet to the lobby check-in to the elevator is accessible and not a journey through a casino or to the other side of the hotel. If you're ready to go out on the town and need a taxi, the bell boy will happily and quickly hail one for you immediately. The rooms are amazing! Each room is fully furnished with modern furniture, the beds are so comfortable I did not want to get out of bed, and the bathrooms are unbelievable - marble showers, a TV in the mirror, a full jet spa tub - amazing! The pool is great, too. Nice and relaxing with no loud groups of frat boys being idiots or little kids splashing in the pool. There is also a restaurant (DJT) and bar in the lobby with a live piano player at nights. There are a few bad things about the hotel: location. Sort of off the strip and the other side of the street is strip club row. Then, there is only one restaurant in the hotel which has hours from 6-11 and 5-9:30 or something. They were always closed when we were hungry so we opted for the one and only other cafe at the pool (read my H2eau review on Yelp). Finally, there is a train nearby that woke me up at 7am. Really, Trump, you couldn't get some sound-proof windows?? Would stay here again for the great amenities and prices but would go for a room away from the train!
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Problem: I knew I was in for a treat before I even stepped in the door for lunch today- I could smell the food from the parking lot. After reading several yelp reviews on this place, I decided to try the Wonton soup (4.99) and the two meat combo plate with steamed rice (6.99). The lady at the counter must have known it was my first time there, because she practically grabbed my hand and walked me over to the hanging pork and duck. The roasted duck was a little fatty for my liking, but the BBQ pork was amazing. The pork was super tender and had a sweet flavor. I recommend adding a little chili oil to the pork! The combo plate came with about 10 slices of each protein , steamed rice and greens. At first I thought they were green onions, so I put them off the side. Upon further review, I added them back to my plate and was glad I did. Unfortunately, I didn't agree with previous yelp reviews on the Wonton soup. The broth reminded me of miso soup and seemed to have a fish stock base to it. The Wontons themselves contained shrimp -which I did not expect. Since I am not a huge fan of shrimp, I can't confirm that this is the best version of Wonton soup in Las Vegas (as other have claimed). The restaurant is clean, and well organized. There is a large menu on the wall behind the cash register that makes it easy to order. My food was ready in less than 10 minutes, and was still piping hot when I got back to work. I love this place, and can't wait to come back.
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Problem: I had such high hopes for this place. Let me start off by saying that I am a breakfast person and very particular. Breakfast ingredients are cheap and there are not that many unique combinations so it is an absolute necessity that it be done right. If you are thinking, "Oh! That's me!", this is not the place for you. First, the staff was friendly but not overly excited or very apologetic that it took 30 minutes to get our food. It was also unpleasantly warm inside the restaurant. I might be able understand if the place had been crowded, but it wasn't. It was half empty at 11 am on a Saturday. The food was not especially cheap for the quality. I had the ham steak breakfast which was nearly $10 for ham, eggs, toast, and potatoes. Here are some thoughts from my meal and what else was ordered at our table: The ham was tasty but it was sliced ham and not a ham steak. My over easy eggs were browned* . The toast was cold*. The pancakes were fluffy but dry like a biscuit and not spongy. The home fries were tasteless and undercooked*, unless you like hard potatoes. The "cream" for the coffee wasn't cream, it was milk. The sausage patties used were the cheap ones you can buy frozen at Walmart and hardly qualify as meat. I let out a sigh of relief when we stepped out into the open air; glad to be finally free from waiting for someone to take payment while enjoying the cool breeze rushing across the back of my legs, cooling them as it evaporated the moisture built up from an hour of sitting on a cushion in an over-warm room. The joy of this moment left me with one final utterance, "Eff that place." On the bright side, this has motivated me to start writing reviews instead of only reading them. * denotes things about a breakfast that would make me want to punch a kitten.
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A: negative

Problem: Currently in line. It's 10:32pm. Got here at 10pm. Slowest service on earth. Ordered a milkshake and a sprite zero. I'm pretty sure they are milking the cow to use to make the ice cream for my shake. Avoid at all costs. I'm actually upset I have to give 1 star. There needs to be an option to give negative stars. It is now 10:40pm. I'm leaving. F this.
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