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Output: After taking a look at all the reviews here, I thought why not? I called in for a delivery order and the woman who picked up the phone was extremely rude. Before I even finished my friend's address she said 'oh too far' Once she let me finish the address, then she agreed we are within their delivery area. During my order I tell her I want "Pad thai" (I pronounced it just like it is spelled). She didn't understand, and I said Pad Thai again. And then screams at me and says "you're wrong it is pronounced 'p-hut thai' Not pad Thai." I continue on with my order and then she tells me they are out of beef! Total failure. Never ordering from there again.

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Output: Sushimon is greater than Yama sushi. Service sucks - waitress = rude Tuna (Saku tuna from Walmart) sucks Dining area sucks Although it is the cheapest AYCE dinner sushi in Vegas, you get what you pay for. Their hamachi was decent so that's why i gave this place 2 stars. I ordered uni first, it was not until the 4th time I ordered they told me they ran out... Spend the extra 2 dollars and headway somewhere else.

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Output: I believe this is supposed to be Paris Hilton's favorite Japanese restaurant, but when I dined here, I only saw Doogie Howser here. Funny enough, Doogie (Michael or something?) ordered the Kobe beef burgers -- this was just after Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle came out, so I found this to be hilarious. No, I was not trying to peer into his life, he happened to sit very close to me, and like I said, hilarious. Anyways, back to the food. Very elegant and creative. The fish is fresh, and the food is tasty. It is probably my second favorite place in Las Vegas to get sushi. The drinks are amazing though. The bartender created a pomegranate martini for me on the fly (a "Pometini" we coined it).

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Wonderful filling lunch or snack. Inexpensive potatoes with tons of great toppings/filling, and love that they heap tons of cheese on the potatoes. Veggie Haggis was suprinsgly tasty. Only downside is not much room for seating. Owners are super nice!