Input: What would be an example of an positive review?

An example of an positive review: I went here yesterday with my 73 year old mother who bought a 1966 VW Beetle new in 1966 from a Volkswagen dealer in Wilmington, California. The Bug has been garaged since 2004 and I just got the bug running again, registered and needed a few parts for maintenance. (Picture of my mother's bug has been uploaded and is also in my profile pictures). We had a great experience and my mother had fun here. There are a lot of EMPI parts for sale and they had the braided fuel line hose and in-line fuel filter that I needed. There are a lot of parts that can be used to restore an old bug. I received excellent customer service by the older gentleman that runs the store and has been running it since 1982. I also received excellent customer service from one of the ladies that works there as well, but did not get her name. She is the woman with dark brown hair. She talked with my mother and I for quite some time and she knew her stuff. They had a pair of door handles on the wall marked 1967 that I thought were from a 1966, but I was educated by them and found out that the 1967 VW Beetle had a special arrangement of door handles. The lock was only on the driver's side and the button was round like the 1966 my mother has, and the passenger side had a square button without a lock. I learned something new! I was also told that they are rare to find this way as a lot of people had to upgrade the door handles when the original handles would break due to wear. It's something I'll be looking for on the 1967 VW model from now on. :) I was also given some good leads on tire balancing and EMPI VDM steering wheel repair. My mother's bug was equipped with an EMPI VDM steering wheel by the dealer she purchased it from. The steering wheel has the famous "12 o'clock crack" and I asked if it could be repaired. The owner gave me a great lead on that. I want to thank them for their wonderful service and we will be back for more in the future as I slowly restore my mother's 1966 VW Beetle to it's original stock Bahama Blue paint and look. Thank you Nevada Off Road Buggy! :)

Input: What would be an example of an negative review?

An example of an negative review: Wow, what an incredible disconnect between the very fancy and elegant-sounding menu (including the prices) and what actually comes out of the kitchen. Started with the calamari which sounded delicious on the menu...not expecting to get rubbery bland calamari (which was grocery store quality, nothing more) and a literal spoonful of bland sauce. Wife and I got salads, blackened shrimp on top were decent--however Caesar dressing was bland and tasted bottled--croutons were simply awful. Wine was good but overpriced (can get a bottle at Total Wine for what one glass cost). Waiter was good. $100 for mediocre-less than mediocre food frankly just makes me angry-- can spend that amount at other area restaurants and get a FANTASTIC meal.

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An example of an negative review: This place was way worse than what I expected. There's only one grumpy person running the whole place, so it took forever for the food to get ready. He doesn't talk or even smile. Servings are small for the price ($14 for my meal), and the food was not fresh. Falafels were like subway's and I think they were frozen (no spice or taste at all). No silverware or glassware whatsoever; everything was disposable. We ended up paying $45 for 3 people without any drinks. He has shawerma but no gyros machine, all I saw was shredded pieces of meat that he heats up. I'm never coming back to this place.

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An example of an negative review: Decided to check out this buffet after passing by it the previous night. All I can say is disappointed. My BF is a HUGE buffet fan and we were both very disappointed with the lack of selection. Yes it was a seafood night but we were left wondering where the other foods were, like pasta. The service was unremarkable (to put it nicely). Even though she was always in the area the only time our server asked me if I wanted a refill was right before we were getting up to leave. We came, we ate, we won't be returning.