Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Ex Input:
Someone shuts his door and starts his car. Someone

Ex Output:
takes down the car's empty tire.

Ex Input:
After, the girl stops playing and talks. Next, the girl

Ex Output:
wraps the arms around the heads of the girls.

Ex Input:
Someone hurriedly grabs his things and rushes out the door. He

Ex Output:
sits up, clinging to his elbow, unsure what to do.