Input: What would be an example of an positive review?

An example of an positive review: My gf gives it a 5, but I think it is closer to a 3, so this post is a 4. The menu is a bit limiting. I have eaten a fair amount of Caribbean food, and I while I thought this place was good for Phoenix, I was not all that impressed. Most of the food was tasty, but the vegetable sides that came with the meals were just cabbage and simple peppers, WTF! No flavor! And the dumplings looked like something I wouldn't want anywhere near my food. It nearly spoiled my appetite. And maybe they shouldn't stress how much everything is localy grown and organic. It's a Jamaican restaurant in Phoenix! How local could it be? Well, that point was answered when our waiter had to clarify the locality of a few items. One more thing, what is up with the $5 bottle opening fee?! I was going to bring a bottle until I read that. I am sure to eat here again. If the menu changes seasonally and they introduce some new items throughout the year, I will probably revise my review to be a little more favorable. If nothing changes, I will take the rating to a 3.

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An example of an negative review: I stayed here 16 years ago when it was a resort. Not sure what to call it now. Lets review the stay: Checked into room. Before entering, there was an empty glass right by our door. Every time we entered and exited, we always saw the same glass. We left hotel two days later, and still... same glass in hall. The room REEKED of smoke. I called the front desk to change rooms. I was told rudely that the hotel was full because of a body builder convention. But they would call me the next day so they could change my room. They never called. I called them instead. They gave me the same excuse. When we went to bed, we went to deadbolt the door. The swinging lock on the door was previously shattered in two. Unusable. Then my wife touched it and the device broke off the door and into her hand. I looked at the metal, and it had a clean cut, which means someone in the hotel, I hope, had to cut into the room with lock cutters. The toilet didn't stop running. The shower constantly had a flow. There were empty bottles under the bed. The 24 hour coffee shop was replaced by previously prepared sandwich and coffee house. I had the last sandwich they had, 1am, and it was horribly over priced. No fries, no chips. Just sandwich in plastic container. During day and night, this sold out hotel's casino was DEAD EMPTY. Could not get an internet signal on the 5th floor. Yet they still charged me a resort fee. Every one leaves the comment that you get what you pay for. I got much less.

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An example of an negative review: I rarely review places to eat unless it's amazing or terrible. Sadly, this was a TERRIBLE spot. The service is hands down the worst in Las Vegas. Food was mediocre and the environment was laughable. Our waiter couldn't speak English, didn't understand English, and simply made our experience unbearable. 90% of the time our waitress was actually on her phone and ignored our request for service. She was very short when we asked her questions about the menu items, looked annoyed when we did order anything, and it seemed like she would toss our food in front of us when she "served" it. I tend to give people credit, especially since I've worked in the service industry, but I couldn't ignore such God awful service. The food was edible. That's all I could really say about it. We paid for AYCE and in all honesty, 50% of the food looked disgusting. Now what definitely put this place at the bottom of the garbage heap is the actual environment. The booths look like they were recycled from the restaurant that vacated this location previously. There's a random office cubicle near the kitchen and bathroom. And there's shipping boxes stacked up all around the restaurant. If you're one of those people who just read the conclusion, READ THIS: AVOID THIS RESTAURANT AT EVERY COST. You'll be disappointed by the food, angered by the service, and questioning why this sushi place hasn't folded yet.

Input: What would be an example of an positive review?
An example of an positive review: Free and fast wi-fi. Friendly staff. Delicious house made menu items. Atmosphere is cozy and perfect for getting some work done or chatting with friends. I only gave 4 stars because the temperature inside was a bit too chilly but I'm from Texas so, maybe i'm just not used to it. Still, a fireplace would kick this place up a knotch on my list.