You are given a review about a place. You need to provide a rating from "1 star" to "5 stars" for this place.
One example: Although I did enjoy the food here, I was completely unimpressed (and slightly annoyed) by the overpriced margaritas. I ordered a platinum which contained "fresh" juice. It tasted like it had sprite in it, so I thought surely she gave me the wrong one. It turns out that "fresh juice" is really margarita mix on tap from the same gun as the sprite. I asked for something fresh to replace the horrible margarita and received a rocks glass with just muddled lime and a salted rim. I'm not sure it contained any tequila. Horrible! It's not that hard to make a fresh margarita!
Solution is here: 2 stars
Explanation: The writer has been annoyed in this place and has enjoyed the food. So, "2 stars" sounds reasonable for it.

Now, solve this: My chest hurts.

Heart attack grill is a fun idea and the theme is cool, but do I need to watch videos about the heart attack grill while I am sitting at the heart attack grill?

The fries were really good. I guess the lard makes the difference, also they were hot and salty, so that is a major plus.

The burger was OK but not great. I had the double, which is 1 lb. total. The meat was alright, not awesome, not bad. I would have preferred if they had more options (like bacon, different cheeses, grilled onions, onion rings to go on top, that type of stuff).

The shake was meh. I had to stir in my own chocolate syrup(!?), and it was a little too thick to be refreshing. I was really thirsty in the end.

Also, my friend doesn't do red meat and there was nothing for her. Come on, I know you have a theme going, but not offering anything at all is just kind of douche-y. How about a fried chicken sandwich, or a giant grilled cheese?

Overall, I'd say it was a three star experience.
Solution:
3 stars