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An example of an negative review: I hate to have to rip into the place, but no matter how much slack I cut them, it still remained one of the worst experiences of recent memory. Our group got there around opening, were promptly seated and given the relatively small menus of overpriced grill fare. The first bad sign arrived with the drinks; 75% of which came in visibly dirty glasses and mugs. Not one to complain, I picked up the spotty spoon that came with my coffee and gave it a stir. What I was met with is the most bitter, nasty, tasteless cup of awful ever presented to me as coffee. As I wasn't the only one drinking it, the others at my table quickly agreed that something about it was profoundly foul. Maybe the second cup would be better. No. That's when I noticed the wait. As the second table seated that day, the cooking seamed to be at a full-on drag. Considering our meals consisted of small steaks and salmon, I knew from experience that it shouldn't have taken an hour to prepare. Giving up on the drinks, we waited out the food, which we did eventually get. A quick assessment of my plate did little to assure me of walking out of here satisfied. My steak was minuscule, which I somewhat expected, and was overcooked. The black grill marks and Jack Daniels sauce helped give it some flavor, but prime fatty beef this wasn't. Accompanying my wee one was some average potatoes and peculiar broccoli. Now I'm not sure why you'd serve someone a mixture of fresh and very old vegetables. Maybe they were emptying an old bag and topping it off by opening a new one. The color difference was fascinating. Lush, green bits made up 25%, while the rest was an ugly funky old brown. I wouldn't eat something like that if I found it in the back of my fridge, and I didn't eat it here either. Gathering opinion from the others in my group, the fish wasn't very good, but the ribs and pasta were "okay". Upon walking out, it was teetering on a two-star experience, but the resulting ick I felt for the rest of the day combined with the monster headache I attribute to the coffee pushed a lasting bad impression on me. I can still taste that horrible stuff.

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An example of an positive review: Your Art Party hosted a fund raiser for us and the outcome was better than I could have even expected. We all had a wonderful time and were able to raise some money for a great cause. i highly recommend this activity for anyone!

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An example of an negative review: Have been to this location on occasion, during my single escapade I have become very fond of the double cheeseburger, however at this location there seems to be an issue with the lettuce not being fresh, lines not be handled in the most efficient manner, and the staff being rude. Not sure what gives however I feel compelled to let the Northern Phoenix community know there are better places to "have it your way."

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An example of an positive review: Susie is just a short bike ride from The Villa here, deep, deep in the ghetto, so I whipped on over here today to give her a try... that is, to give her food a try. :-) This is a medium sized restaurant with a big, rather inviting covered patio, a comfortable dining room, and a full bar (!) in the other room that's cheery & light in the daytime, not "boozy". For this first visit, I ate in the dining room and went with Lunch Special #1, which conjured up a bowl of thick, tasty tortilla chips along with two good salsas, a hot, red pureed one and a medium red chunky style. Along with those, I enjoyed a mug of beer FOR A PENNY! Before long, the rest of my order arrived, consisting of a nice Carne Deshebrado hard taco and a medium sized Chile Verde Burrito. Everything was delicious here and an excellent value at $7.25 + 1 for the beer=$7.26. (Soft drink would have been optional, also for the 1.) This was really good! The only thing holding them back from 5 Stars from me is that if you order anything other than one of the five Lunch Specials, things get expensive. My usual preferred Mexican combo order anywhere is a Chile Relleno, a hard Deshebrado Taco, refried beans, Spanish Rice and of course chips and salsa. That order here (#12) costs $10.95 & most everything on the regular menu is around that price. With that said, I liked this place a lot & think as long as you stick with the Lunch Specials it's an awesome deal... especially with that ice cold mug of Bud for a penny! Can you imagine?? :-))