Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A: Can't give negative ratings or I would. There was a *DEAD ROACH* covered in chili sauce in my cold noodle. They quickly took it away before i could take a picture of it. I laughed because I didn't know how to react. To compensate, they gave me a free steamed egg and free fishcake. They still had the nerve to give us a bill for the rest of the lunch. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A: All hype. Badly executed food. Coffee is weak. Food was all cold. The potatoes were just like the ones they used to deep fry at my grade school cafeteria, were underseasoned and tasted even worse cold. Hash, which if it's in the place's name you'd think would be good, was big but tasted so boring I almost went back to sleep. The spongy vanilla waffle was exactly like eating a twinkie without the cream filling. I hate twinkies and think their only redeeming quality is the cream filling. Oddly enough, the bacon was just plain old thin sliced bacon...cold. Service was good, noise level was insane, wait wasn't bad at 20 minutes.

Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A:
Wow, this place was not good at all! We went here for lunch. Got decent / normal service and nice seating outside. Tried the crispy organic chicken and the firecracker shrimp. The organic chicken was fried very well. Better than average. In a tasty sweet soy sauce.The firecracker shrimp was not cracking though. The shrimp were tiny and sauteed with bok choy in a 'sweet and spicy sauce'. I didn't think the sauce was all that great, neither the bok choy or the shrimp...basically the whole dish was bad. It was rather dissapointing! They also don't know how to cook rice here!! Wasn't very warm either. It's quite dissapointing at Chinois. It's shocking that it's a Wolfgang Puck restaurant. Overpriced also. Can probably get better food for wayy cheaper elsewhere! Maybe dinner is better though...