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Output: Remember the old Wendy's commercial with the old lady asking "where's the beef?" Well, ditto that... We split the green chili beef chimi and although it tasted pretty good, there were literally three small pieces of beef with virtually no green chilis. As Klohe Kardashian said at her sister's wedding, I give it six f'in months...unless they add some meat to those meals...

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Output: I went here for lunch today for the first time. I typically just come here for the macaroons but today I wanted something different. This rating is solely based off if the food and not the customer service. I ordered the daily special and my coworker ordered the mozzarella, tomato, basil sandwich. The food was really good. This is what happened: I called in the order for pick up for me and a coworker and everything seemed ok. They never gave me the total amount just that they would see me there. One would think that they just put in the order and of course when you get there to pay. When we got there I asked them to ring them up separately and WOW was that a fiasco. They seemed annoyed that I would even dare ask to ring them up separately. At this point the lady ringing me up asked for assistance from another girl. That girl told me to tell them ahead of time when I call in to tell them it was two separate orders- the attitude was uncalled for to say the least. While ringing me up I asked to add on a macaroon and holy moly... I think I ruined their day by asking that so I told her to ringing it up by itself if it was that big of a problem but she insisted it was fine and while adding that one she reiterated that next time I should tell them ahead of time to separate the orders. I just about lost it but decided against it. I had a meeting to go to and didn't have time to stand there and tell both of them the money I just paid for my lunch is what they make or less than what they make in an hour of working and I did not need the snooty attitude. I am paying a lot of money for good food and horrible customer service. It's sad to say that they are known for such a horrible attitude yet people still come- essence bakery is lucky that their food is decent otherwise no one would come. If I were to rate their service I would give them not even one star.

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Output: there is no option for zero stars so i was forced to give one. 7 weeks ago i wasted an hour of my time and $5 to process a title transfer. BTW, east liberty/motor square garden-their parking lot is awful! who makes paying customers fetch tokens to park? 7 weeks later, no title? for some odd reason, local AAA offices dont post their phone number online? instead, you get the generic 412-363-5100 number which is a call ctr and they have to "transfer" you to the local office? naturally, i get an automatic voicemail. and again naturally, no return phone call. CANT WAIT until AAA calls me to renew my membership. complete incompetence. might as well deal with penndot!

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Went on 12/28/14 at 8:30 pm. They were out of salmon, prime rib, short ribs, and NY strip. Fish and chips...fish was like a cold brick and fries were just like burger king's. They have a mini pie sampler that used to come in a cute wooden carrier and last night they just plopped them on a plate and brought them to us. Took 2 hours and $500 for 8 people to eat. Go somewhere else.