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Output: First off, it's a great looking bar which has a supreme location right in the heart of Old Town. We stopped by last night to meet a friend for drinks and to have a look around. This is the first bar in town (that I know of) with beer taps built right into the tables (Coors & XX). I will be back to sample the grub soon enough. Another excellent addition to Scottsdale's nightlife!

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Output: First time reviewer... because of my frustration during this visit. The benefit of places like Super Cuts and Great Clips is that, while they may not have the best stylists, it is usually possible to quickly get in or out. While visiting relatives, I stopped in to get a haircut and was told there would be 35 (seemed pretty precise) minute wait. There were three people in the lobby waiting on haircuts. At this point I had an hour before I needed to leave for dinner so I decided to wait. After waiting for 30 minutes a dad and his two sons arrived. One stylists took the dad, and I assumed he had a call-in appointment. I was slightly irritated that they did not tell me there were three call-in appointments, as I doubted this gentleman would get his hair cut in 5 minutes. I didn't want to spend those thirty minutes waiting for nothing; however, I should have considered the sunk cost of my time. The second stylist took a person that was previously in the lobby. When the first stylist was finished with the father he took the second son. Even though it had been nearly an hour I was thinking, "at least I'm next in line for the stylist that is taking lobby patrons." At nearly exactly the one hour mark the dad walked over to me and apologized, as he had noticed my long wait. As I assumed, they had booked appointments over the phone. I informed him that I was not upset with him at all, but what a nice gesture. The stylists did not inform me of this, the customer did. The second stylist finished with her lobby patron and move on to... The third son. At this time (an hour and 15 minutes into my wait). My wife gave up waiting for me to pick her up, and started walking to this location from the nearby mall. I informed my family that I would be very late for dinner. I finally was called back. No "thank you for waiting, no sorry for your wait, no explanation that they had to serve the call-in customer first," nothing. As I got my hair cut in silence, the stylist pinched my neck in the apron snap. I couldn't hold back a small yelp of pain. No apology. Silent hair cut continues. Usually a stylist will slap his or her comb against my forehead multiple times during a haircut. Truly a testament to their speed as they switched from collecting strands to cutting said strands. This stylist got me right in the eyeball with the comb's teeth. Another small yelp of pain. No apology. I finally finished my haircut. A total of 12 words... Jason, how you like it?, this short?, strong hair, coupon?, and twenty dollars" were spoken from the time I sat down to the time I left. I was offered 3, $2 off coupons. Not only would I not return once, I would not return three times for sure. Because I am not one to complain with no solutions in mind, here is how this location could have salvaged this situation, and should treat future (not me) customers. Know the schedule for those customers that have called in an appointment so that you do not tell someone 35 minutes, then leave them waiting for ~1 hour and 20 minutes before they see a stylist. If this egregious breakdown occurs, promptly inform the customer of your error and provide him or her of his new wait time, so he can make an informed decision whether he wants to continue to wait or cut his losses. If the customer decides to wait, acknowledge the customer's wait and APOLOGIZE for wait. On final suggestion, please take the "walk-ins welcome" sign off your window.

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Output: I like The Beat and have been here a few times over the years but much more often now that it's close to my place. Small menu with a good selection of food, coffee drinks and a pretty nice beer selection. In a city where nearly everything is commercialized crap, I welcome places like this that are a little more, well let's say rustic, as opposed to staged corporate decor. I wish places like this were scattered about the valley so I could stop into them during my daily travels. I find it funny some of the reviews knocking the place for having people on laptops yet those same reviewers can be spotted at the stereotypical corporate coffee houses pretending to work hours on end. At least with the Beat I've never had a problem finding a seat. (Rhyme intended). I also prefer the music here as opposed to the Sheryl Crow type tunes you hear at the other guys.

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Wow! So delicious- we tried 6 different tacos all were great and distinctly different. We will have to return and eat our way through the menu! Most adventurous Mexican restaurant I have ever experienced.