question: Of course , we did not stop at the winery or bar - hop all night long like you are suppose to . Instead , we did touristy things , like go to the top of the Monument . And do a golf cart tour of the island . It was not even dark by the time we made it back to the hotel .
Q: Why is the narrator trying to fit so much in at once ?

answer: The narrator is on a trip .

question: i decided that i hate being a girl.1 ) i hate the fact that because of hormones i ( and genes , i guess ) gain weight more than the average boy.2 ) i hate how bad i cramp during that time of the month . i am tempted to rip out my ovaries . i m nauseous and irritable.3 ) i hate how i have to do my hair and make up everyday to look the slightest bit presentable . like , why ca nt i jump out of the shower , throw on a flannel shirt , slip on a baseball cap and be ready?4 ) I WISH I HAD A PENIS TO PEE WITH .
Q: How does the narrator feel about being a woman ?

answer: They dislike being a woman .

question: ( See ! I ' m working on not being so damn shy ! ) I got in and got excellent seats . I think I was on the 3rd row , almost directly in front of Michael Rosenbaum !
Q: What sort of behavior type do they tend to possess ?

answer:
They tend to shy away from large groups