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Output: Needed a place to grab a bite to eat and get some work done. Was very surprised to find out they don't offer WiFi. I ordered a sandwich & soup combo. For the price you pay, the taste was mediocre at best. They need to understand what a salad is and not lettuce shoved into a cup. Also when you use lettuce for a sandwich, don't use the hard core parts. The bakery looked appealing, but the comments from the people behind me said it looked much better than it tasted so I opted not to get any. The environment is cute and they have home decor for sale, but I can get the same items at Hobby Lobby for half the price. This will not be a place I will jump on going back to anytime soon.

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Output: Room was not ready at 4:30pm, staff was rude and unhelpful, sat in a lobby of pissed people for an hour, and not one offer to make our frustration better. Poor service, smelled like smoke, and not worth the money. Wish I had known beforehand.

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Output: We stayed for 7 nights: Pros: Great location: walking-distance to everything - transit, restaurants, shopping, etc. Kitchen (including stove): you can take a 5-10 minute walk to the grocery store, Provigo, & purchase food for your stay. Rooms are clean & comfortable. Complimentary continental breakfast served - basics like coffee, juices, cereal, various pastries, and some fruit - suffice for most, but if you're looking for something a little more filling (eggs, waffles, crepes), there are lots of nearby restaurants / cafes. The hotel offers 24-hour laundry and a pool - neither of which we used, but are definitely worth noting if you plan on staying in Montreal for a few days. Free wifi is a plus but it limits you to 3 devices so keep that in mind if you've more than 3 devices that require wifi. We booked tours with Grayline and they picked us up right at the hotel door. Cons: It can get a little noisy in the morning when housekeeping starts making the rounds, and being downtown the emergency-vehicle sirens can be annoying. *I would definitely stay at their hotel in the future.*

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The first time was good when David was here but the second time this lady she has no customer service at all! Like seriously, we gotta ask her to do this do that she never anticipates us! Geez, ain't coming back here no more! Sucked up my day