Input: What would be an example of an negative review?

An example of an negative review: Gimme a break, this is an imitation Mexican restaurant run by McDonalds. I'm from Urbana and I live in a very competitive place for mexican food, San Diego, CA. The best thing that can be said about the food is, (a) Its not expensive for the amount you get, (b) It's unlikely to cause indigestion, and (c) If you've never tried mexican before, this won't turn you away forever. Otherwise, compared to many other mexican fast-food restaurants, this one is highly forgettable. Example : L.S. (CA West Coast), much better, a 5-star fast-food mexican restaurant. Example : R. (National), much better, a little pricier than the one above and salsas not as good, a 4-star fast-food mexican restaurant, and a publically traded company. Example : T.B. (National). Ok, it's not really mexican, but I enjoy their "imaginary" mexican creations, such as the 7-layer burrito and their chalupas, 3 stars.

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An example of an positive review: I've been wanting to try Kaya for sometime because I spend a fair amount of time in Pittsburgh for business. I journeyed here on a Tuesday night, there was a decent crowd at the bar and in the restaurant. I was greeted at the host stand and escorted to my table. I ordered a red sangria and the Kaya Chips and Tomatillo and Mango Salsa as a starter. The couple at the next table had the conch hushpuppies and hot bean dip with Kaya Chips, which also looked very good. The hot bean dip must be popular because almost every table in the surrounding area had the same appetizer. The sangria was just ok, nothing to write home about, not particularly fruity tasty, especially for $10. The chips and salsa....yum. The Kaya Chips were homemade potato chips that were seasoned accordingly....slightly spicy but very flavorful. I don't think that the chip were a good pairing with the salsa. I was expecting a yucca or tortilla chip. The Salsa was EXCELLENT, just not with the potato chips. The salsa was a great blend of flavors sweet, spicy, flavorful. I saved the salsa to accompany my entree. I was torn between the jerk chicken entree and the cuban sandwich. I chose the jerk chicken, kinda wished I had chosen the sandwich. The entree included 1/2 chicken, chopped into manageable pieces. The chicken was served on top of red beans and rice and then topped with an heirloom tomato/avocado/jalapeno salad with a hint of lime juice. The highlight of this dish was the salad and the salsa that I had saved. The chicken was not what I expected, the jerk seasoning was just not apparent. I also think that the price point was a bit high at $24. The chicken was moist and tender but just didn't taste like jerk chicken and the red beans and rice were just ok. I would return to Kaya, but would opt for a different menu choice. All was well prepared and generously portioned. The service was a bit stand-offish, but all-in-all I would return.

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An example of an negative review: I was hoping I would be leaving 5 stars after my first visit today. I thought, yay, we don't have to drive allll the way to Spring Mountain, or Easy Life Boba. Ice Monster Cafe is not too far from home. The two stars given are for the service, friendliness, and the ambience including the high tech menu. Alas, the snow ice, fluffy ice, fluffy snow, whatever you want to call it, was not as good as the other places we have had them here in Vegas or in So. Cal. First of all, the ice was not as fine or "snow" like as it should be. It was more like "shaved ice" which is NOT what fluff ice is. 2nd, my frozen strawberries tasted moldy. we took it to go because we were in a hurry. I was so excited to indulge but the whole fluffy ice experience lacked so much. I had the strawberry one and my husband ordered the mango. Maybe we'll give them another try after they figure out all the kinks and flaws.

Input: What would be an example of an negative review?
An example of an negative review: I don't why you would go there. DId see a few flamingos, ducks and koi. But I just don't see the point. It may take 10-15 minutes. There are too many things to do on the strip. I would avoid it.