Problem: Wow I couldn't even eat all my bacon cheese omelette, home fries, and rye toast, and it still kept me full from 11, when I had brunch, to 9PM! Usually I hate homefries, but these were great! I think I can only go here like once a year though, to prevent my heart from exploding.
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Problem: I just had to... I'm writing this post mortem (BTW) Running late to a Saturday soccer match. Needed some "fast food." Although I've seen "Super Size Me," we were in unfamiliar territory. Typically for me, anything west of 7th street is considered east California. Guilty, I don't know my way "round the west side." This is why I don't like Mc Donalds. Ordered the Big Breakfast (plate of shit). "Light fluffy scrambled eggs, savory sausage, a flaky buttermilk biscuit, crispy hash browns and three golden brown hotcakes. Could it get any better?" per mc donald's web site. golly f-ing geez, put and adjective in front of anything, and i'll eat it: : savory, flaky, crispy, golden diarrhea dog turd. Y.U.M.M.Y. I got a square egg patty. swear to jesus. square (think it was to go to an egg mc muffin) pancakes. and biscuit yummy. sausage. greasy. seriously? okay, i knew it would be greasy. had to ask for my hash brown (was forgotten), so the nice lady gave me two. and then i had a heart attack. unfortunately, no one working there was smart enough to call 911, so i died. lo siento, pero no mexicans working there AT all, so service was SLOW. Every senior citizen, bless their little old hearts, was in line in front of me. and. I SWEAR TO GOD the cashier had to get her phone out to add. So I ate my last meal, took a Lipitor, but it was too late. I died. No one called 911, since the staff can't read nor add, and the elderly didn't have cell phones.
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Problem: Just got my car back from an oil change, tire rotation and brake inspection. All told, it was half the cost of going to Jiffy Lube. The service was wonderfully professional; nobody tried to upsell me on any unnecessary services. I know this seems silly to add, but the waiting area was also clean, cool, and comfortable. I couldn't ask for anything more out of a mechanic!
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Problem: Functional Performance Center is an amazing place. There is a reason their clients range from professional athletes to senior citizens... they know what they are doing. I was physically unable to walk after my injury, and despite my doctors prognosis, I am able to run today. Physical Therapy is NOT as easy as taking a pill. You get out of it what you put into it. That includes giving constant feedback to your therapist as you continue your therapy, so they can monitor your progress. I was asked every session about my pains/progress and my tasks were always adjusted accordingly. Without this team I would be considered handicapped today. I have recommended the FPC to my friends, and they were also very satisfied with this business. I will continue to recommend them to anyone of any age looking for physical therapy. Their staff is professional, friendly, and talented. Best place in the Valley for PT, hands down.
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