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An example of an negative review: We used to love this place, but the food has gone way downhill. I ordered the Vegetable Korma, and it looked like they used a bag of frozen mixed vegetables - it had corn and green beans in it, something I've never seen in any other Korma dish I've had. We also ordered the garlic naan, but it hardly had any garlic on it at all and tasted like it was reheated. I'm very sad because we used to go here all the time, but we won't be eating here anymore.

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An example of an positive review: pricey but worth it. they delivered fast, their large was 18 sweaty inches, and because i'm in a house with 14 other people i decided that i was going to take that whole 18 inches myself. i sat back, leaned over the table, and tried to relax. I wasn't able to put the whole 18 inches away, but I was close. A new record! i was pretty sore afterward, but It's understandable. it's not every day you try to stuff 18 inches into you.

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An example of an positive review: Wow... their flats are the BEST... really?! Since the ortho and the PT banned me from wearing any heels for this epic trip... I had to sport flats for our token night out... and thankfully my sis bought me a pair... orange and it matched my dress for the evening! Friendly staff... again because we were shopping... expensive as hell but really well worth it!

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An example of an positive review: day 17 already i think of that song. should i stay or should i go now. if i stay there will be trouble. if i go there will be double. i miss my family already and waking up to an empty house in vegas. maybe i should have stayed in portland longer. but the idea of me staying anywhere too long sounds dreadful and me leaving places seems to upset others. my dad is getting really old... damn i feel worthless today. like i haven't accomplished anything in a while. i'm hungry. i need a burrito. i came here on the recommendation of a friend i am staying with. without jiu jitsu friend and yelp friends i would be really screwed. this place is in an area thats being bulldozed and redeveloped. the inside is typical mexican taco spot. the burritos are huge and cheap! very cheap. i had a chorrizo burrito for breakfast and now i need a nap.