Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A: Can we give reviews negative stars? Had 2 soups and both tasted like dishwater. Even the Won-Ton soup after dumping half the soy sauce bottle in there tasted flat and bland. The beef Tom Yum has offal in it but wasn't explicit in the menu, thanks for the heads up. Offal ain't for everyone. The beef in the soup was dry... like what the what what now? Also on this note. If your restaurant has the word NOODLE and CHEF in it, make the noodles, don't bring in manufactured crud. Wooden chop sticks wouldn't hurt either. Picking up dumplings with plastic chop sticks ain't much fun. The restaurant is a fucking mess. We could see a huge pile of garbage in the back. NEVER EVER GO THERE.

Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A: When I toured Las Vegas, all the places I've eaten that had me begging to go home. The Circus Circus Buffett is by far the worst I've ever been to. I get that every buffett restaurant won't have high quality food, but you'd expect things to at least be edible. At any buffett place, the first thing you'd try is fried chicken, because it's probably the safest thing to eat, right? Wrong. Circus Circus fried chicken is as dry as my grandpa's elbow, and it's as tough as biting a crocodile--not that I've done that before. I don't even need to talk about how bland it was. I've said it in other reviews, but I spent more time filling myself with fluids than eating actual food. The best food this place served was waffles, and come on--that's a breakfast item. Of course, it's Circus Circus. I'm just surprised this place hasn't closed down yet. This was the spot in the 80's, but that was like 20 years ago.

Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A:
As an AVID sushi chick ... I was looking forward to Chef Matsushita to WOW me. The place was expectedly pretty ... the $14 cucumber martini (lame). Ignorable since i came here to be "wow"ed by the food not the booze. The waitress was really REALLY REALLY sweet and the couple sitting next to us shared their sake with us ... which was sweet. we were debating between sticking to rolls and your average japanese food OR the chef's specialty. $100 for the omakase ... an extra $35 for "better quality food". *ding* 1. gazpacho w/ a white asparagus eggroll. gazpacho = ok. eggroll = interesting. a lame start for a meal i was expecting to be great. 2. bonito, some other weird fish and a japanese fish i can't remember "sashimi" = interesting. the salsa made the dish. it was OK. 3. sashimi salad w/ sake and peppers and onions = ok. i was STILL waiting to be WOWed at this point ... then again ... this was JUST the start ... a small build up to what's going to be great... RIGHT??! 4. peppered sea bass w/ truffle sauce = ... the HIGHLIGHT of the meal. some parts had some SERIOUS pepper ... but it was good. 5. kobe beef with some sort of lame tabasco = the beef was good. the tabasco ... LAME. *insert some weird apple sauce shot w/ a mandarin orange* *this is where it gets bad* 6. soup. HOW DO YOU MESS UP MISO SOUP? ... put an UNFRESH clam in it with SERIOUS sand in it. 7. sushi. eel / half raw supposedly cooked but STILL SLIMY shrimp / ? / ? = i had NEVER gagged and vomitted into my napkin UNTIL this very moment in time. i choked on an eel bone and the skin of the eel still had scales. the eel itself was sour. the rest of the fish was disguised with the NOT OPTIONAL wasabi ball that was lodged into the rice ball. ... and of course MORE tabasco. ... *insert bathroom runs 3x* 8. green tea weird thing with pineapple foam = good. i was NOT AT ALL IMPRESSED. i left SICK and wanting the meal to end AS SOON AS POSSIBLE... i didn't even finish my cocktail. :( ... i should have stuck to the rolls.