Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A: I feel like I'm writing several negative reviews, but maybe I was just unlucky with my choices? Drinks - I had a nice white wine I cannot remember the name of, but it did the job. Food - I had maybe two bites due to chatting with my pals, but ended up leaving the leftovers on the table since it didn't really do much for me. Maybe I order poorly, but my pasta was lame. Service - Waitress with an attitude and waiter that walked around with an aloof expression on his face. Neither were very attentive to our group of 13+. Ambiance - I'm confused... We're in Tempe... a land-locked state, correct? Oysters? At an Irish pub? Really? Like I said, confusing!

Problem: Write a positive yelp review.
A: I like this Petsmart location because it is really new and hardly ever busy. Everyone is very nice and for the most part pretty knowledgeable. Petsmart isn't always the cheapest place but with cats and a dog it's more convenient to pay a few bucks more and get everything in one trip.

Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A:
Tried this place because of Yelp reviews. Totally disappointed. Other than the service - nothing else. No flavor at all! Those reviewers never had good Chinese cooking.