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An example of an positive review: I love love Embassy Suites. This hotel is at a good location, closer to the mall and some yummy restaurants such as True Food Kitchen. The staff is always nice and the two room suites are very comfortable. Free parking aaannnnndddd complimentary yummy cooked-to-order breaksfast (which is always the highlight of my stay at any Embassy Suites). Oh! and there is also the manager's reception between 5 and 7 pm, if you happened to be at the hotel around those times.

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An example of an negative review: Am I required to put a star? Ugh. Fine - one. ONE star for the fact that my friends and I had a GREAT time....UNTIL....dun dun duuuun. I could make this long and detailed, but for the sake of people actually reading, I'll try to do a quick version. I had to take a few months to gather my thoughts in order to not be too cruel. I wanted to yelp the moment I came back from this place, but I felt it'd be most "fair" if I wasn't as steamed. So where to begin - oh yes. Over priced boots. We asked from the beginning what the cost of a boot was. $20 is what we kept getting from "A" our waitress (I'll save her name - she was sort of nice). We signed this slip of paper that said boot was not replaceable if broken and beer was extra. Fine. So we asked how much the beer was. Again, kept hearing $20. I said, "I'll just have the mini boot." "Just get the regular one...it'll be the same price.". Maybe it's my fault for assuming she was taling about the beer, but I guess she was talking about the boot. Some birthday paddle shots, dancing on the bench, and a few hours later...the bill comes. Boots cost us about 75 each!!!!!! Are you kidding? I mean we knew we had to pay for the boot and beer but calc'd it to about $40...not nearly double. So whatever we had a good time, were a bit peeved, but paid the bill. However, we just wanted to know why it cost so much and felt appropriate to ask...so we asked. That led to pointing fingers..we said we understood and wanted to just let them know for future customers' sakes. It boiled down to the confrontation of the manager and owner. Poor management...no solution rather kept adding to the problem. They evenb through the waitress under the bus and blamed her for our unhappiness. Well now they just added on to it. The best part was when they wouldn't let us leave with beer in our boot. Damn, I paid 75 I better be a ble to take it out! Plus we were in Vegas!!!! By the hardrock!!! Not like we were in the boonie outskirts. After so much fighting with the management, we stormed out to the words, "we're gonna call the cops!" I said, "Go ahead!" Ironically we saw some cops outside and they never stopped us for our alcohol. In fact, thet were fascinated by the beer and asked where we got it. I said, "down the street but don't go there. The management is awful!" Sigh. I still get heated. I think my comic relief was their attempt at making it better by giving us a round of Jaegar. No thanks. Second comedy act was the sweet fobbish Filipina lady who asked if I'd pay her bills if she got fired because I would walk out with alcohol. Hahahaha...poor lady.

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An example of an negative review: Tried to make delivery over the phone, girl could not understand me when giving my address. I would give numbers, she would rearrange the numbers, get my apartment number confused with my street number. gave up and hung up.

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An example of an positive review: Tried the meatball, sauce and cheese sub and the steak, onion and cheese sub and both were very good. The fried zucchini was decent but nothing special. At some point I really need to try their pizza.