Problem: I assumed it was a flat tire . Which was going to be impossible to change considering I did n't have the right shoes . I pulled over , and as I glanced in the rear view mirror , I noticed something shining .

what is the reason my shoes preclude me from changing a tire ?

A: If you have dressy shoes on you might ruin them by changing a tire .

Problem: The highlights were the pork belly which was very tender and the hummus . We got banana flambe for dessert which had a tad too much alcohol . And I know there 's no such thing as too much alcohol but I 'd rather have it in a glass than in a dish with banana swimming in it under the disguise of dessert .

What will the narrator want after the dinner is finished ?

A: The narrator will want more alcohol .

Problem: Its very tedious and time consuming . And most of the time my cookies suck anyway . I made a devils food cake yesterday . We were having company and I was trying to do my " suzy homemaker " routine .

Is your name Suzy of the suzy homemaker routine ?

A:
No I am not Suzy of the suzy homemaker routine .