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Output: THIS IS YOUR FRIENDLY NEIGHBORHOOD YELPER INVESTIGATING CLAIMS THAT THE OXTAIL SOUP IS THE SHIZNIT HERE. Obviously the 2 star rating should of gave it away. So after much hyped up word of mouth and high kudos reviews on here, "MEH. I'VE EXPERIENCED BETTER". So here's my story. Went there on a friday night with my wife. Since this deal starts at 11 pm and after reading most of the recent reviews, we showed up right at 10:45. As expected there was a long line. What I found out was that if its just 4 or better yet, just 2 of you, your chances of getting a table is much quicker since a lot people tend to eat here with their friends and family hence the bigger group which leads to a longer wait. So right at about 11 we are being lead by our host to our table. On the way, just about every other table had big bowls of, you guess it, oxtail soup! So it looks promising at the moment. Looking over at the menu, I see a whole sorts of late night specials. Since me and my wife did not want to order two oxtail soups, she opted for the Teriyaki Beef. We decided to share our meals so we can taste at least another entree. So after about 10 minutes our we got our orders. The anticipation was overwhelming as my mouth was watering from the steam coming out of my bowl. The aroma was tantalizing and if I was sick, this would have definitely made me feel better. My wife's Teriyaki looked decent but that's not what's important right now. As I sank my soup spoon into the broth, (that's funny, while im typing this, I am slowly re-enacting the whole scene in slo-mo in my head), thoughts of great movies at their climax was going through my head while I am raising the spoon to my mouth. Then, all of a sudden like somebody scratching their long fingernails on a chalkboard.............................THE SOUP WAS TOO SALTY! Ok, you guys can stop holding your breath now. The meat from the oxtail was tender and literally fell off the bone, a sign of it being cooked properly. I threw all the cilantro and a little bit of ginger that they give you in there hoping it will negate some of the saltiness. It didnt do a damn thing. So basically im stuck with a bowl of straight salt with a little bit of water, oxtail, cilantro, ginger, and oh yeah PEANUTS! At first I thought it was garlic, (which I love), but peanuts? Does that explain why it was swimming in a broth of salt? Im guessing when you go buy peanuts at the store you get salted and unsalted. I guess I should of specified unsalted. So let me end this agonizing review with this. I will definitley give them another try and update this review accordingly. Maybe they put my soup on the counter right underneath a canister of Morton's and a few thousand granules of salt decided to escape thinking a bowl of soup would be a safe hideout for them. I hate to say this but the oxtail soup that I had at Pho 87 was way better although that place is a whole nother review. (refer to my review on that. It will definitely crack you up!) http://www.yelp.com/biz/pho-87-las-vegas#hrid:z4C9Ksv1dibqql5hhy-3ag

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Output: i hate going to this Walmart i only go because of the closeness to my house. Every employee is rude and unhelpful.The managers are rude and disrespectful to customers and staff. i witnessed them yelling at them. then i go up to the deli counter and met Matthew. He was the happiest and most helpful person in the entire store i asked him where to find products and he told me exactly where to find them and if i didn't to come back and he would go with me. I asked him why he wasn't a manager and he said he didn't know and a lot of employees have asked him that as well he knows everything about this store it seems. he is there all the time. and he even tells customers his schedule to make sure they are treated right when they are there

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Output: My first time here during a week trip to Vegas...got a Miami Vice with Eyecandy was actually really good next time I will probably get extra shot(s) but for my first time it was good...it was a clean place with friendly...animated staff so seemed like a fun place to work...but hey they have alcohol around so...yeah haha...I have my half yard cup in my suitcase:-)

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Giant sign at the Cubs stadium in Mesa should say Overrated instead of Portillo's. Once the hype calms down, everyone will realize it's just a mediocre hot dog shop. Why go here when you could get a west coast style charbroiled hot dog down the street at Ted's?