Given an Amazon review, indicate whether it is a 'Positive Review' or 'Negative Review'.

Input: Consider Input: The grooves meant to allow the pad to stand up are too shallow and as a result it FREQUENTLY slides out .

Output: Negative Review

Input: Consider Input: Works like a charm to help my computer get the WiFi signal

Output: Positive Review

Input: Consider Input: I swore to myself a long time ago that I would never buy a Kindle (or other e-reader) because I just loved books too much. Years passed and the idea of the Kindle started to grow on me. I read Kindle books on my Android device and thought it was pretty cool. So, finally, as a birthday present from me to me, I decided to buy a Kindle Touch. HUGE mistake. First, let me list the pros of the Kindle touch so you don't think I'm completely unreasonable.<br />-lightweight<br />-good size for holding in one hand even with expensive cover<br />-3G connectivity very good<br />-e-ink feature is pretty awesome<br /><br />Now for the cons:<br />-non-intuitive interface (For example, I don't know why you can't access the Home page unless you click the home button. The Go To button at the bottom of the screen on my android has a go to home page feature but not on this Kindle.)<br />-touch screen is TERRIBLE (90% of the time I was trying to get to where I wanted to go rather than actually reading. The touch screen would either: not respond to taps AT ALL, would take ten to fifteen seconds to load a single page so that I think it wasn't working and tap it again, or would go to the next page when I didn't want it to [like when I breathed].)<br />-page turn--well there's no such thing. DO NOT BUY THIS PRODUCT IF YOU HAVE EPILEPSY! It kept FLASHING the pages whenever I tapped to turn. It would sort of dissolve, go black for a split second and then flash on the next page. After about an hour of this I got a terrible headache just reading. Amazon, what it wrong with a simple page turn?<br />-Can't see the covers of my books in the home page (not even in black and white). It's just a list. I know that sounds picky and dumb but I'm a very visual person and I like to see the covers of my books. They're more familiar that way and it doesn't seem like I'm just picking out an article to read online or somthing. My Android device shows the covers beautifully.<br />-Can't just tap to get it backfrom screensaver, you have to press the power button (took me a while to figure that out too because the thing doesn't come with instructions of any kind).<br />-Text-to-speach feature is a joke (I tried listening to a few paragraphs of one of my books and the thing kept jumbling words together [as if it were stuttering] and would mispronounce things like \"Street\" for \"St. [saint]\". It didn't even recognize \"Esq. [esquire]\" and just spelled it out. I don't know how anyone would be able to finish a whole book in this manner nuch less listen to a few paragraphs.<br /><br />Conclusion: Kindle Touch = great idea in theory but the actual product is total trash. I can't believe how many good reviews are on here for this product. Do yourself a favor and go out and buy a smartphone or other Android device small enough to hold in your hand, download the Kindle app and use that. Much better. I'm sending my birthday present back to Amazon. Happy birthday to me. :(
Output: Negative Review