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Output: I usually love Oreganos...but today not so much. They changed the toasted raviolis and the new kind is not good. The service was mediocre only checked on us once in an hour and a half...just disappointed. And Oreganos needs to bring back the Veggie Wedgie.

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Output: DO NOT GO HERE! $45.20 for one Canister of the smallest sized tea. We've all passed by those aromatic tea stores in the mall. You know, the ones where they lure you in by handing out free samples. Well, I love quality teas, and I was in the mood for a sample so we stopped at TEAVANA inside the Pineville Mall. We always buy quality teas. The Republic of Tea is one of my favorite brands. For a canister of 50-count bags it will cost you around $10 to $12 bucks. Now we know loose tea is more expensive than tea in a bag, so my husband and I weren't complete dummies when we allowed ourselves to be sheep herded into TEAVANA. We just had no idea the experience would have felt so wrong in the end. Here's what happened. We stopped by for a sample. Then once we had our sample the sales people began their black magic - passing us from one pushy sales person-to-another-to-another-AND THEN-ANOTHER. This all continued till the final sales person forced us up to the front register and asked us, "So what teas should I tell her (the person at the register) that you are going to buy today?" I told her I wasn't sure and she said, "Well you have to get something. I know you just LOVED THEM!" We felt trapped inside this packed four-hundred-square-foot store. I know at this point we should have run for our lives. Our wallets sure would have appreciated that ... but we didn't. We were extremely pressured by the staff and the evil glare coming from the red headed woman at the front register. It truly felt like the only way to leave the store was to buy something so I said, "the tea we tried coming in was nice." The sales person wrote that down and then herded us closer to the register. Then she said that tea we liked was sweetened with this GIANT CANISTER of rock sugar that came in this glass canister. AND I NEEDED THAT, "You must get this for the perfect flavor!" I told her, "No, I have sugar at home." AND IT felt good. I was in control again. GO ME! NOT TRUE ... I was not in control. It was awful. Now I understand how teens feel when they're pressured into taking a puff of their first cigarette. We really should have run from TEAVANA but we were dummies and they were con artists. The shorthaired, fire red headed woman at the front register began taking out our teas in the most pushy quick manor. I believe she was the manager and what makes me believe this was she was the only person not wearing a TEAVAN apron. Instead she was wearing a white button up top. The entire time she waited on us she had an odd angry look on her face. If I could have read her thoughts, it would have said, "I don't like you, anyone in this store, or my job!" At this point she begins opening two GIANT canisters of loose tea and said to us, "so the tea up front is a blend so you NEED TO BUY both separately and get at least a pound of both in our canisters." Then she showed me what a pound canister looked like. I asked if it could be in smaller form since the pound canister looked huge. I MEAN IT REALLY LOOKED GIANT. I also asked if I could only get ONLY one 1.5 canister with both teas blended in together. According to her this was the smallest canister I could get and she could blend the teas but, "It won't taste like the sample from the front". Then she scoffed at me as if I were being cheap. I then asked if the tea could be in a complimentary transport bag instead of the tea canister. The tea canister was a $6-dollar up charge, as she had just told me. This is when she went from short fused to down right MEAN AND NASTY! She said, "The bags we put the tea in are ONLY for transport use, the canister is the ONLY WAY ... you have to buy the canister!!! It's what you need to keep your tea perfect!!! You need the canister!!! I was like, "Ok ... we'll get the canister." I just wanted to get the heck out of there. This shorthaired red headed lady was basically yelling at me. GEEZE LOUISE I thought in my head, "I'm 32 not 10." I wish I spoke up. Then, she started pouring the tea in the canister. At this point I began to think ... "Wait, how much is this stuff going to cost me?" So I asked her just that. "How much is a half canister, the smallest size that I'm buying?" She IGNORED ME and continued filling the canister. So I asked again, "How much is a half canister, the smallest size that I'm buying?" Apparently, once the tea is poured you have to buy it and you can't return any perishable products to the store ... So, once it's poured it's yours. AND they do this basically right away once you're at the register. NO RETURNS! Ok, so now my tea is in the canister since there was NO WAY that I was getting out of there without this 6-dollar up charge. The only thing left was for me to pay my bill. AND MY BILL for one 1.5 canister of Youthberry & Wild Orange Blossom combination tea came to over $45. Yes OVER FOURTY-FIVE-DOLLARS FOR ONE 1.5 CANISTER OF TEA! The exact grand total for this single item was $45.20. Slightly more to come ....

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Output: Very good brisket, real tender and tasty. Meat is cooked with a dry rub and sauce provided on the side. I much prefer this over meat cooked in gooey sweet stuff. Sweet potato fries were especially good: thin, crispy, just the right amount of salt. Cole slaw was clearly homemade, kind of an orange hue to it, fine but not my favorite. Really nice folks, great service. Easy to miss the sign - it is in the old town downtown section, across from the theater.

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This is a small, family owned Italian restaurant that offers exceptionally good food in an unpretentious atmosphere. The ingredients are fresh and the pizza and other dishes are hand made. We are happy to drive the 12 miles round trip for pizza takeout about once a week. My wife and I love exploring the Valley's eateries, and this is one of our favorites.