Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Example Input: He is galvanised into action, puts on a crumpled jacket, grabs his tattered coat and scarf, collects up a few of his things, stuffs them into a paper bag. Someone
Example Output: carries the petrol into the long table that is turned into order to retrieve it and the small safe sits nearby.

Example Input: A woman wearing a white blouse vacuums the floor. A man wearing a green shirt
Example Output: talks to the camera while using a chainsaw.

Example Input: The kids move all around the ice while others watch on the side. They
Example Output:
take turns jumping up and down.