TASK DEFINITION: Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context
PROBLEM: He shows how to use it and how you can use it with either hand. Then he

SOLUTION: shows and explains how to demonstrate how he used a rub cutout it.

PROBLEM: He catches a bag in a web, hitting someone who spins around and tosses some more. Someone

SOLUTION: pulls out a chair.

PROBLEM: Someone makes the wise decision that is this asshole's a friend of someone, he better let it go for now. Someone

SOLUTION:
bends down and starts to break along the street.