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An example of an positive review: This is a good arena to see live music. There aren't really any bad seats because it just is not all that huge. Also, they have huge screen monitors so you can see close ups of Neil Diamond's face while he sings, "America", "Sweet Caroline", "Cracklin' Rosy" and many other hits. I would hit another show at this arena again anytime. HOWEVER! Service at the bar SUCKS AZZ!!!! 40 minutes to get 2 drinks, 1 beer and 1 glass of wine. WTF? Have more people working and get these drinks served. I can guarantee you will sell more drinks if people do not have to wait in 45+ minute lines to grab a cock. And this is not hyperbole. I will guarantee it, or you can have your cocks back.

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An example of an negative review: Slowest service both inside and the drive thru. Can be trapped in the drive thru for 10-20 minutes.

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An example of an negative review: The ONLY reason to visit this place is to collect material for a comedy sketch about obnoxious coffee shop baristas. It's literally that bad. Hey buddy, I've worked at two indie coffee shops and know how to roast my own beans, so please skip the lecture about the sin of adding milk or sugar to my $4.50 drip coffee. Also, please stock half and half. The milk you threw my way in disgust just made your very diluted cold brew gray. How does this place stay in business?

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An example of an negative review: I dont even know why anyone likes this place. All their meats taste exactly the same, like nasty rubber salami. And there was a fly in my soup. Even their commercials fucking suck. Did they really think Spongemonkeys singing the most annoying song in the world would make people want to buy sandwiches...? I'm all set with Quiznos. Thanks, but no thanks.