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Output: spicy = good... Krung siam is spicy so by definition Krung Siam=good. But not in the man it hurts so good but I can't taste anything. Upper scale price for this cheapskate but worth the flavor. And there isnt anything wrong with $1 thai ice tea at happy hour.

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Output: #100: It could be the chocolate mint martini followed by the candy cane martini which was then followed by the pomegranate sunset but I had a great time tonight [as I always do]! I went with the crew originally to another brewery at Westgate but the ASU game made parking non-existent so off to Park West we go! BJ's was the natural choice for an evening of drinks, food, and good company. The wait time at BJ's at 7:30pm on a Saturday was said to be 25-30 minutes but we were seated after 10 minutes. No complaints here! At such a big establishment, the atmosphere was of course gorgeous. Let's talk food! We had ordered: Crispy Calamari: Typical fried squid you can get anywhere. I personally love the garlic aioli. Spinach Stuffed Mushrooms: Delicious, giant, and juicy! Just like I like my men! ;D Just kidding... kinda. Seriously though, I can eat that lemon pesto by the spoonful. Two Steak plates [one had lobster too]: Both steaks were not cooked to medium-rare and the lobster was a bit too salty. Both steaks were offered to be redone but hey, we're not picky. We ate that red meat like champs. And that lobster tail... demolished. I really liked the mashed potatoes! The clam chowder accompaniment and the Caesar salad were also yummy --- especially the chowder! Hawaii Mahi-Mahi: This was my main dish. I was completely happy and in love with the juicy mahi-mahi. The refreshing pineapple fried rice and stir-fry veggies made everything just a touch sweeter. They had some Sriracha sauce on the side. Don't be fooled by the fancy description: it's just pure sexy Sriracha. Cajun Pasta: It was yummy! The garlic bread was good. The creamy tomato sauce wasn't too spicy --- something I'm always grateful for. I think food is meant to be tasted. I don't need to be licking a chili pepper! Grilled Chicken Pasta: Creamy pasta is ALWAYS a good thing. We got the grilled chicken instead of the blackened chicken and it was perfectly match. I would've been happy with just a bowl of that rotelle noodles with the cream sauce. Overall it was a lovely evening and our waiter was very charismatic, charming, and accommodating [one of us HAD to watch the Boise St. game. x_x]. Cheers, BJ's! Thanks for the great evening!

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Output: I WOULD RATHER EAT OUT OF THE GARBAGE ... than eat at Cafe Luna again. The day we went they had a set menu for $45 a person. 4 courses. Without exaggeration, THE FOOD WAS DISGUSTING. This was my first time here, so I didn't know what to expect. The restaurant looked nice, good atmosphere. The service was fine. FIRST COURSE: Lox with cream spread and bread and Oysters The salmon tasted like it was two weeks old. It had that rancid fish smell you get when you buy old discount fish from meijer. The oysters were the same. Terrible. SECOND COURSE: Coconut Shrimp and Mixed greens with beets The Coconut Shrimp tasted like it came straight from the buffet line at a cheap Chinese restaurant. Cheap quality. I wouldn't be surprised if it came from some frozen bag at costco. Mixed greens with beets was pretty good. THIRD COURSE: New York Strip Steak and Lamp Chops I swear on my life this is the worst steak I've ever had. The meat was tough and stringy. It was WAY over-seasoned. And it was like 50% tough, inedible fat. I could make a better steak when I was 12. The Lamb Chops were so tough, we couldn't even eat them. DESSERT: Berry pastry, flourless chocolate cake, and some shitty marshmallow thing covered in chocolate and coconut What can I say? Dessert was the best part of the meal. And it was still awful. The pastry was fine. Nice and flaky. However, the flourless chocolate cake (portion was the size of my thumb) was subpar, and the marshmallow dessert tasted like sugared tar. It was impossible to chew. Dropped $120 with tip (two people) for the worst food I've ever had at a respectable looking restaurant. I understand it was a set menu day and their tapas are better. However, what self-respecting chef/cook serves food this low-quality to anyone on anyday? I enjoy good food, but I'm definitely no snob. This was just unacceptable.

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I was taken quickly, the work was done fast and beautifully. I always appreciate when they don't hurt me because it happens sometimes. Only was supposed to do one glittered nail on the ring finger but they didn't have a silver glitter or even purple glitter color. I would recommend anyone to go. Professional service and nice location.