Write an article based on this "Don't worry too much about your wardrobe. Consider practicality. Use your shirts to make nerd references or jokes. Rock the glasses if you need them. Sport some ill-fitting clothes (if desired). Dress preppy."
article: The most important part of looking like a nerd is not caring what you look like. Nerds tend to like clothing that is efficient and comfortable. So if it just so happens that the most worn item in your wardrobe is a pair of sweatpants with 17 pockets, so be it. Embrace it! Pull long hair back out of your face. Wear comfortable clothes that don't itch and are good for walking, sitting, and running. A nerd prizes comfort over appearance, and never wears clothes that feel unpleasant. Bring a sweater to tie around your waist if needed. This way, you'll be prepared for variable temperatures. Only wear high heels if you can walk and run confidently in them. If you want to be taller, stick with kitten heels or platform shoes; a significant heel can cause foot damage and is definitely not practical. Look for ones that make you chuckle or smile. Math jokes, or obscure topics (binary code, Latin, etc.) work great, too, as do movie references. Try using shirts to advertise your interest in your favorite video games, movies, books, or TV shows. This may attract new friends who like the same things. Hipsters have taken the lenses from the lows of the '90s to the rich, abundant, and suddenly cool plateaus of the twenty-teens. No matter. If you're a nerd and you can't tell a baseball from a barnyard at two feet, wear your glasses. Your nerd quotient will increase drastically. Because nerds aren't into fashion statements, wearing fake glasses isn't really a nerd thing. (Geeks and hipsters sometimes do this.) Nerds are known in the fashion world for wearing clothes that do not flatter their body type and are horribly anachronistic, probably because their clothes are hand-me-downs. So if you're going for the nerd look, choose your wardrobe by lottery instead of carefully fitting the outfit together. Some nerds go for the disheveled look (by accident or choice). There's nothing wrong with this as long as you're showered and clean. You don't want to be a stinky nerd. Some nerds, but not all, have the preppy look on lock-down. Chinos, a button-down (tucked-in, of course), a vest, and loafers, with a hint of messiness to tie it all together. Especially when worn during informal occasions, this style will get you pegged for a nerd in no time.

Write an article based on this "Visit the Valley of Honor. Look for a red balloon. Enter the portal to Honeydew Village."
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This sub-zone is on the east side of Orgrimmar, with a large river through it. Look for a bright red hot air balloon floating above the Valley, just past the bridge from the city center. This portal is located directly below this balloon, next to the Pandaren monk trainer Ji Firepaw.