IN: Predictably , " too close " ended up being subjective . My son did n't like the lunch that I brought so he was refusing to eat . I had thought that I could convince him to eat some turkey , but he is really stubborn and would not be convinced . He told me it was disgusting and I lost my temper .
Why would the narrator blow up at their child ?

OUT: They would n't eat anything .

IN: I was working as a delivery driver last friday when I got lost on a delivery and had to ask someone for directions . I saw what looked like a fairly normal bloke and asked him where the address was . He then attempted to repeat the address I had said in a questioning manner but got it totally wrong .
What may have happened last Friday ?

OUT: I spent extra time trying to locate an address .

IN: the warming did nothing for me , the tingle just made me cold , soothing just felt like plain old lube , cherry made him taste even worse and if nothing else the pina colada was to his liking when he licked me ( a wonderful but rare experience ) .
What might happen after these products are used ?

OUT:
The couple may sleep