Problem: Write a positive (OPTIONS:
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A: Wow! Really? a store called Kardashian Khaos....guess who owns this store lol lol they have everything from tshirts, playing cards, beach towels, fans with each Kardashian face, even the Mom Kris has a shirt that says "Kris is my fav"! Soooooo interesting. For Kim to have done a sex tape for stardom, she sure has milked her career for everything it's worth! Smh Also at 11am the Mirage has something called Bare where I guess you can be in the pool area topless? Vegas is something else! Talk about Sin City!
Q: positive

A: Living in Wickenburg, there are not a lot of eating choices. Country Kitchen is one of the better sit down places with a tasty menu, good service and clean, open areas. Although they have been raising their prices of late, it is still a reasonable place to eat.
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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- positive) review?

Answer: I'm sad that this is the only Lush store in Las Vegas because not only is it a pain to get to (being on the strip and all), the employees are insufferable and make it impossible to actually shop. I'm not new to Lush. When I walk in and the employees ask if I've been there before, I tell them yes, I have, I've been using their stuff for years and I'm familiar with the products... so they don't really need to give me their whole handmade-vegan-natural-organic-crap spiel. BUT THEY DO ANYWAY. And then they follow me around the store asking if I need help, or if I want to see how a shampoo bar works, or have I tried this before, etc., etc. Normally I would appreciate a friendly sales staff, but here they are absurdly pushy! Do they work on commission?! I give them two stars because I love the products and the first girl who helped us was very nice and friendly without being annoying, and helpful, while still knowing when to walk away and leave me alone. But I have to take off stars for the creepy male employee who followed me around the store and would not leave me alone, making it impossible for me to actually shop. Even when I said, "All right, thank you, I'm going to go do the rest of my shopping now," HE FOLLOWED ME ACROSS THE STORE. And the other male employee who started an impromptu hipster dance party in the middle of the store, directly in front of the products I was trying to see, forcing me to walk through said hipster dance party with an annoyed expression on my face, causing another employee to say to me, while laughing at his oh-so-random antics, "I'm sorry if he's making you uncomfortable! He's such a goof! HEHEHE" in this "I'm-sorry-you're-such-a-square-and-don't-appreciate-our-hilarious-RANDOMNESS" tone. And the lady at the cash register who told me I could get a WAY better deal if I bought the larger version of one of the products I was purchasing, even though when you do the math on price. vs. size you only really end up saving about $2 while actually spending twice as much, which does not qualify as a way better deal in my book, and kept asking me if I wanted to buy more things while she was ringing me up! I'm doing my Lush shopping online from now on, because I cannot handle the intensely social, intensely pushy sales experience at this store. Even my extremely friendly, sociable husband was put off by the atmosphere. I would actually have bought more stuff and spent more money if they had left me alone so I could, you know, shop.
Input: OPTIONS:
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Generate a negative review for a place
Output: Decor does not make a great restaurant. Great food and great service make a great place to eat , to bad this place failed on both accounts. First off I think the fryer oil needs to be changed. Food was dark and everything tasted flavorless. I really wanted to love the monte cristo but it came out as a fried blob.I couldn't taste any ham,meat or cheese, just grease. The servers were both super nice but super inexperienced. This is so noticeable when you walk out of the kitchen empty handed and then walk back into the dish pit with nothing in your hands. We watched a server take 5 trips to one table of three with their food. While we watched the unorganized staff chasing their tails we continued to wait an excessively long time for our own food. The deuce next to us complained to the server about the wait time, their food came to them a few minutes after they complained. This deuce sat after us and ordered after us. We were still waiting. From where we were sitting we could see the plates lining up to be served, the servers were in a constant state of confusion. One server came over to us forty minutes after we ordered and asked if we needed anything we said yes our food would be great. When the food did arrived I asked the server what the hold up was she reached into her bag of excuses and said the kitchen had made a mistake with our order. Im pretty sure that's what she told the deuce behind us who also complained. With two of three meals still on the plate no one was concerned about the uneaten food. A blonde woman started walking around the restaurant as we were paying the bill she put ice in the drink machine but we didn't see her approach any tables. She may have been a manger?? We will not be returning, not even for the cute little pieces of gum they give you with your check.
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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- positive) review?

Answer:
Posted to La Comida's Facebook Page by me after a terrible bout of food poisoning. Will update if I receive a response. Hi, let me preface this by saying there are a lot of things I truly enjoy about your restaurant. The margaritas are divine, the chips and salsa are incredible and the service exquisite. I had eaten here once already and couldn't wait to come back. A friend of mine had informed me of a certain hairy situation that occurred while she was eating here. Despite this, I wanted more of your delicious tacos. I came in Saturday night and had the carnitas tacos with rice and beans on the side. Everything tasted great and there was no incident, until a few hours later when I got home. That's when the fever, chills and vomiting began. The next 24 hours was basically the worst ever. I deducted I became ill as a result of your food, simply by the fact that I ate no where else in the hours leading up to or following my visit. I am not writing on your wall to receive anything for free or to cause a stir, there just isn't any other form of contact I can find. I only ask that you and your team review your cleanliness, preparation and food safety procedures so this does not happen to other diners. I will most likely return for drinks, but definitely won't be eating here again.