Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer: Could have been five stars but there was a bit of a language barrier. On Saturdays they don't take appointments and many people wait for a specific person but I called and they said that the wait was only a few minutes. I had looked at the website and they offered something they called the works. Shave, Haircut and Shoeshine. $45 So I walk in, hand the shoeshine guy my shoes and walk to the counter to check in. The girl behind the counter asks me if I want a haircut. I say the works. She says that it will be just a few minutes so sign in. I do and before I write my last name she says Lourdes is ready for me. I go back and she asks "haircut"? I say no, the works. I sit down and she asks howI like my haircut? After telling her she goes to work. She does a good job but no shampoo. Then she says your done. I say, I wanted the works. Thinking when something like that happens you are just better off walking a way. Or at least that's my usual experience. But like the trusting fool I am I tell her that I wanted the Works. And the haircut was good. If it sucked that would have been the end. So she proceeds to get me prepped for the shave. I highly recommend it and Lourdes. She did a very good job and took her time. Not a single nick. Especially if you have a pair of shoes that need shining. If not call me and you can take mine in. LOL I rarely get my shoes shined because I'm lazy and cheap. But they do need it. Far more often that the once very 6 months when I have it done at the airport. I consider myself lucky that I let her continue and The Art of Shaving didn't have a Barber on duty today. Lourdes has only been here 7 weeks but she used to work at the shop at Chandler mall so she isn't a novice. I've seen a couple of reviews on here where people are not at all satisfied with the "new girl". Not sure if that was her but I think she did a good job if it was. I got #4 clipper on the sides. Square neck and trimmed on the top. No complaints. If my wife complains when she sees it I will update.

Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer: Ahh. Forequarter. The hipster Madison atmosphere is amusing, the food has me coming back. This food here is fantastic. I have never eaten anything i have not loved here. So why the four stars one might ask? Well Yelp does not let me give 4.5 stars. But also because there are certain quirks and things that causes this. One being that while the food is pricey, but thats okay because you are paying for a concept etc. But vegetarians do get a little screwed in their options and what they get for the money. This place makes me really glad I eat meat, cause they just do it SO WELL. I don't drink alcohol with dinner often, don't know why, just is. If you don't drink alcohol you are limited to ginger beer or lemonade ( ginger beer I don't drink and lemonade was sub par). They literally don't serve soda, I understand not serving the corporate stuff, but seriously at least some local stuff or something would be appreciated. They are tiny, and immensely popular which means if you get there by 5:10 somedays you are waiting for two hours. They don't take reservations, and don't seat till your whole party get there. Despite the quirks, the food is worth it. Its innovative, yummy, full of character. The daily sausage platter is the best bang for your buck.

Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer:
Not the best. I love Sammy Hagar, but DAMN IT!! This is another poorly executed theme restaurant. The Monday through Friday happy hour is good. 2 for 1 drinks and half price apps from 3PM to 6PM.