Problem: Maybe it 's because right now other than feeling like shit , I do n't look pregnant . If some random person looked at me , they would see a slightly chubby me . Not to mention I do n't know if I like tons of attention .

Why might someone think the speaker is chubby ?

A: They are pregnant .

Problem: We would throw it on someone 's lawn . Now I know what you are thinking throwing trash on someone 's lawn big deal , but you have to remember what KIND of trash we had , hair ... yes two big bags of hair that we were about dump on someone 's yard . Do you realize how hard it is to get hair out of grass ? Well neither did we until we heard through the grapevine that they were still having trouble with a hairy yard two years after the deed .

What may be a plausible fact about me ?

A: I am a criminal person .

Problem: There were people who had laid tarp on the muddy ground close to the stage to watch the concert . But everyone had to keep stepping over these people and their tarp to get closer . It was a bad spot for these people to set up to sit down . My aunt and uncle crashed at my place for the weekend , since they were seeing the concert too .

Why was tarp placed on the ground ?

A:
They did n't want people to stand in the mud .