Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer: Dive bar at its best. Fun electro/dubstep beats. Yucky bathrooms. Cool kids. Weird people and starving hipsters. Amazing times! You can find me by the bar twice a week.

Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer: This was our first visit to Bonfyre. Definitely won't be our last. Relatively new place which we pass by almost everyday and always say, we have got to try that place sometime. Finally we did and for Madison, a great visit. Since we were here for lunch on a sort of Friday (3-9-12) errand run escape we will have to experience dinner before I add another star, but if our visit is any indicator the Bonfyre seems headed for many 5 star quality ratings. What a pleasant escape it turned out to be. Our waiter was 5 star anywhere. He obviously not only knew the menu completely but could converse down to all ingredients going into any dish we inquired about. And we did have several questions. It is so nice to get an educated wait staff, so nice. This is how I learned how the Butternut-Squash soup was prepared and Oh, what flavor, already worth the trip. With tiny apple and red pepper bits floating in the almost clear totally reduced broth, wow! try some! My entree was the grilled Jumbo Shrimp (5) on sticky rice with cooked veggies of the day and asian slaw, excellent! Yumm! The shrimp's seasoning was excellent. Needless to say there was nothing left on my plate at luncheons end. The coffee was also very good, not like the usual brown water fare severed almost everywhere else. The Ms. had Mort's Pot Roast with spinach, wine glaze, shiitakes, garlic and baby carrots, plus, some asparagus added, must be that time of the year? Loved it! She also enjoyed the coffee. All the while our waiter, (curse me for not recalling his name), was taking excellent care of us and did his duty to describe the luscious sounding deserts, we just didn't have the space. This waiter was so good he could have talked about the food there for an hour and been entertaining and informative. I guess we are lucky to live in a college town that has this caliber of people roaming around with their own storehouse of knowledge to disseminate. So of course we will return for dinner and hopefully run into the same great wait staff and be wowed again with excellent tasting food. Now other yelpers have had a lesser experience than I if one reads the Bonfyre reviews, however I'm going to attribute this to a long slough of correct sizing the staff at any restaurant business. That can be hard to do anywhere. We will be visiting the Bonfyre again soon. $$ are okay for this quality of service and cuisine, give the Bonfyre a try, get off the beltline at Todd Drive and do yourself a favor, enjoy a great meal.

Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer:
Can I give it 2.5 stars? Anyway, my boyfriend's "meal" came out in a plastic bag! LITERALLY!! They popped the bag opened for us and let him eat out of it!! I mean, there was a plate on the bottom, but what in the world??? My pork was HUGE. HUGE and not as flavorful as it could be. The service is adequate...I guess.