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Output: Ok, so I went to another place last night and it stirred a craving, soooooo I figured I'd try someplace else. I surfed yelp for something close by and ended up here. First impression...these folks don't want my business!!! The lady at the counter was beyond rude! Handing her a $50, she checked enough times to make the US Mint second guess it's authenticity! Okay, so on to the food. Last night I had red snapper for the first time, it was amazing, so I wondered to my self...self, is it the fish or preparation? Answer...it was the prep! The red snapper here was beyond horrible! Ok, on to the smoked salmon...well on a scale of 1-10 with 10 being excellent, this scored a solid 3. I moved on to the spider roll...again 1-10, a concrete -2!!! Last but not least was the Unagi (eel for the uninitiated), well let's just say this one ended up in the napkin! Overall, I'd say that the execution failed miserably! (I'm trying to be polite) The rice was certainly not sushi quality and seemed more like over-cooked uncle ben's instant rice. The presentation of the styrofoam plates was...well less than green (and I'm not tree hugger) and the all important taste...let's just leave it at I've pissed away $25 doing dumber things in life! If it were possible to give this place less than 1 star, I would. Actually, I'm inclined to say more like -3! At least the canned green tea was ok.

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Output: Overpriced. Bland. If this is what Phoenicians rave about, no wonder they're so unhappy...

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Output: My appointment was for glasses. I give this place one star because the doctor who performed the exam (a young female) was very knowledgeable and thorough. The rest of my experience of buying the glasses was completely downhill and I would give no star for what I went through. Their frames selection is very limited in terms of economic pricing. Most of the frames were name brand super expensive. As a student, I could care less about the brand and more about saving money. I looked at a bunch of different frames, from the cheaper ones to brand names. The lady helping me pick out frames seemed to keep pushing the Kate Spades ones on me and saying how much better they looked on me than all of the other ones. So I ended up getting them even though they were $100 more expensive than the no-brand ones that I also liked. In terms of the lenses, I expressed to her that I wanted to wear these glasses for a long time because the frames were so expensive and because I have a strong prescription, I was willing to pay more for thin, light lenses. She charged me an extra $50 for that. After I received my glasses, I didn't feel like they were any thinner than my previous pair and took them to another store. After just looking at them, the guy at the store told me that there were thinner and lighter options. I felt completely lied to and robbed. Finally, to rub salt into the wound, when I received my glasses, they lady did not spend any time adjusting then on my face. Pretty much handed them to me and told me to come back if I needed adjustments. It turns out that they were way too tight on me and gave me a headache and left marks on the sides of my face. So I go back to get it adjusted. My frames were blue-colored metal and I saw her take pliers and yank at them. After I left, I noticed that there were scratch marks on the metal! I could not believe that they would treat my brand new name brand glasses like that. The glasses still didn't fit right but I was too afraid to go back again. I went to another store and they adjusted my glasses by warming them up. Did Illini Eye not have the capabilities to do that?? I felt like they just wanted my money and after I paid, they completely ignored me and my needs. Overall, I feel like I overpaid for these name brand glasses with lenses that are still too heavy and thick. I've been wearing the glasses for 7 months now and they are uncomfortable and heavy on my face. This experience has been so horrendous and I hate my glasses so much that I am seriously considering lasik surgery so that I never have to wear glasses again or have to deal with the hassle of getting cheated on a pair of glasses in the future.

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terrible food and over priced. I don't think the kobe beef burger is kobe beef, in and out burger is better and cheaper. this place is crap