Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer: Worst Paradise Bakery in valley...extremely rude staff with very poor customer service skills. I have tried to give them a couple chances, but always leave upset.

Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer: Here's the thing. You don't go for the food. You go because it comes with. Comes with soup. Comes with garlic bread. Comes with what is apparently Ovaltine dissolved in coffee. You go because there is a ton of fun crap to look at on the wall. And because you can be loud and obnoxious. You go because Dobby the house elf from Harry Potter, who your grandma would find disturbing yet oddly charming, will come by and play you a 10 second song made up on the spot and demand immediate payment But mostly, you go because it comes with UNLIMITED TABLE WINE. Not good wine. But drinkable wine with presumably some alcohol in it. The food was not bad. It just wasn't good. The portions are large. I won't go into detail because you will probably go anyway and find out for yourself. Maybe go when you need to absorb fifteen martinis? There is a TV or several in the bar area where you can stand with beers and yell "GO [MY FAVORITE SPORTS TEAM]."

Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer:
Ugh! I'm so upset I gave Claim Jumpers my business!! I held a rehearsal dinner here and had a party of 40, I get its a lot, but it was also planned in advance. I called a month prior to make reservations and then picked a menu from the catering menu. The communication up until the time of my event was great! That being said I thought service would be amazing.. *rolling my eyes* My party & I arrived at the time which was discussed, we sat in the patio area. I was told the table would be all together. There were several 4 top tables through out the room facing different directions (not what I discussed but its fine) 2 waiters were assigned to my party to assist us.. slow slow slow! 1 person would order, they would go back and get it, another would order so on and so forth. The whole night lasted like this, example 1 person at the table would be getting their salad while the other one already ate theirs, and was half way through dinner. I got up spoke to a manger who assured me she would be able to steer the boat around and take control... Long story short, slow service (both servers and at bar), cold food, poor customer service. Only reason I would go back is to walk by when I'm in town square