Problem: Write a positive (OPTIONS:
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- positive) yelp review.
A: I love this place and must say I am a Volcano Grille addict. Everything is good and love the sauces!
Q: negative

A: Sadly, I can't say anything good or bad about their food, because I didn't get a chance to try it. My husband and I went to have breakfast at Lumberjacks this past Tuesday. We were the first people to walk in. I remember seeing one side of the room was completely empty, so we felt lucky that we got there before any kind of morning rush. We were greeted by a woman, and she asked us to wait while she rang people up on the register. One ring up, turned into 2 and then 3. As she was ringing these people up, two other couples walked through the door, and we all just stood around like idiots waiting for this woman to ring people up. Finally after the lady rung up a 4th person, she finally acknowledged my husband and I, but after waiting for so long, all she really did was write down our names, then told us to have a seat, and that it would be several minutes. O_O So we sat, and sat, and sat, and I remembered looking over at the empty side of the room and thinking, 'why the heck are we waiting for so long'. Finally, a waitress came out and asked the lady at the front who was next, so the lady at the front handed her the list of names. I was thinking 'cool, finally we get to eat' (we were starving, mind you, and we were also on a tight schedule). The waitress then calls out the couple that came after us, then the couple that came after them, but didn't even call us AT ALL, even though we were the first people to get there and the first people to get our name on the list. wtf?! We were all parties of two, it's not like any of them had any special privileges, so there is no excuse for choosing us last, when we were the ones who came in first. So my husband and I sat there for another few minutes, and decided to just leave. We pretty much waited a total of 10 minutes just to be ignored. This place sucks. And judging from all the other reviews here, we didn't miss out on much.
Problem: What would be an example of an positive (OPTIONS:
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- positive) review?

Answer: This is one of my favorite places! I highly recommend the jalapeno cilantro hummus. I've never had anything like it and I could seriously eat it by the bucketful. The tabouli is great, too, as is the seared ahi that they serve with hummus (an appetizer, I believe). My only complaint is that it gets really busy during the week at lunch. Luckily, they're great at carryout.
Input: OPTIONS:
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Generate a negative review for a place
Output: Adding to other reviews: the food is really mediocre and the service is really poor. Given the number of reviews stating this, you would think the owners would have an interest in responding. But I guess there are enough west side ladies quite taken with the decor and cell phone policy to keep the place full despite ridiculous prices. I dont get it. Avoid. There are so many other places to spend your money.
input: Write a negative yelp review (OPTIONS:
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output: WOW! If you want to be treated terrible, yelled at, and spit on by the wait staff and owner this is the place to go. I can elaborate on the spitting part - while the owner Gary was yelling drunk he spit while he talked.... I was excited to to this place after all the yelp reviews, but unfortunately was completely disappointed. Its amazing they are even in business with the way they treat their customers!
Q: negative

A:
I am a huge fan of Chinese buffets. After a graduation ceremony last night for my oldest son we decided to give this spot a try. Never again. NEVER. Food was luke warm at best - NONE of it was to temperature. Stuffed mushrooms were like little hockey pucks, Chinese ribs were tough as horse meat, sushi was subpar and unimaginative, they were leaving pans until the last scrap was gone instead of refreshing them thus making what was left to choose from dry and tough - the place was pretty empty and after being seated we were pretty much ignored on drinks. I am be generous here when I say their food tasted like all of the other buffets dropped off their day old food here to serve so it would not go to waste. Way to many options around to ever waste money here again. Very VERY disappointing! I am left thinking that the people who left 5 star reviews for this place are either financially vested in this place or offered some MAJOR discounts to write them.