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Output: Crusty sheets, burnt out lights and staff constantly trying to enter your room while you're sleeping is just the beginning at this awesome hotel! At 6am some sort if construction started on the lovely roof that was located just outside of our window, at 7 the hotel security started making their way down out hallway banging on every door shouting "open up! Security!" Evidently looking for some rowdy drunks that they had "suspected left the hotel already." At 8AM the first housekeeper attempted to open our door without knocking, then again at 9 and 11. The rooms here are more expensive than Aliante and far far more dingy and outdated. Definitely not worth the sleep deprivation.

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Output: Visited A Room in Leith last night for an impromptu dinner with the boy. Our original intent was to visit Skippers, which was closed, so decided to walk a couple of feet and test out the restaurant that sits behind Teuchters, a tried and tested whisky bar that we both enjoy going to. There was definitely plenty to choose from - smoked trout and crab, or chilli and aubergine tart (both excellent) amongst the options for starters. For mains, there was a wide range of fish options, with a couple of vegetarian options as well as meat. I plumped for the vegetarian haggis, while the boy chowed down on some succulent sea bass and mussels in leek and cider sauce. Dessert comprised of honeycomb and stem ginger ice cream with vanilla shortbread (really, he wanted the shortbread and lots of it) washed down with a Heggies Riesling (very very nice dessert wine), while I checked out the cheese board, testing the waters with a Fallachan Superior Scotch Bland. For those not in the know, including me until last night, a Blaand is a drink made of why. And honestly, my first sip tasted of intense pineapple... and cheese! Not sure it would ever be a regular in my drinks cabinet though, but interesting to try out. Of course, if you are not brave enough to check out a Blaand, there is a massive whisky selection as well as various ports etc. to try. One thing to finally note - it's pricy, and the portions are small - although it was ultimately plenty, which surprised us both. I guess when you have good food, your stomach just enjoys it all the more. No need to super size here!

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Output: If you drive in for information, be prepared to stay. There is only one way out and that is through the car wash. I told the front line person that I wanted a car wash and full interior cleaning. I was having a problem with dog hair everywhere. I specifically ask if he had a package for that or would I have to bring it for detailing. He peeked his head in and said it would not be a problem and no detailing was needed. I paid for the complete interior package. My car comes out spelling fresh, I picked lemon. It was nice. I look back and there is still dog hair all over my seat. It was like the interior was barely cleaned. The dashboards were decently dusted and wiped. They were not perfect, but I was willing overlook that if the rest of my car had been clean. After all the dog hair was my real nemesis. I parked my car and marched inside to speak with someone. I was give TWO different excuses: 1. My seat material made it difficult to vacuum them. 2. I needed to get it detailed. I told him I asked the front line man that! Why would I waste money on a complete interior clean if I had to get it detailed later anyway? We were interrupted and he said he would be right back. After I realized he was not coming back, I left. I am never going back there. So much for a dependable neighborhood car wash place. I am sick and tired of chain businesses believing they can give people bad service. One day it will catch up to them. Their automated wash, which does not require customer service, did a great job. So if you are getting the basic wash, it is the place to go for under $10. That is the only reason they have a second star. Otherwise they would be a one-star venue all the way.

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It saddens me terribly right now to give such a low rating to this hotel, when the hotel was actually awesome. The rating is so low due to the customer service my friends and I received from the pit boss during Sunday morning (6/2/13) blackjack session. My softball team and I all stayed at Sunset Station for a softball tourney that we had about 10 miles away. The price was right and we had a teammate who was a high roller at this casino. The food and service the restaurant was great, and the customer service in the gift shop was excellent as well. The problem arrived when 3 friends and I sat down early Sunday morning, money and drink in our hands to play $5 blackjack. The dealers Nana and Leissle were happy to have a change of pace and to play with 4 girls excited and eager not only to tip but to celebrate our winnings together. The cocktail waitresses also enjoyed our company. We sat at this table For at least 3 hours while the pit boss Ralph continued to tell us we were too loud?!?!!?! As the 4th hour approached us, my friend and I hit a 3rd blackjack in a row betting a $25 hand and we all screamed in excitement. The PitBoss Ralph- then decided to kick myself and my friend out for being too loud! When I asked for a manager, they brought over a large security guard named Mark to escort us out. As we tried to reason with them, I kindly and cooperatively asked to speak with a manager. They denied me the rights to speak with a manager then Mark put his hands on me and told me he would call the cops. I then asked to speak to his manager. After two more security guards came over and our friends were in tears and we had all been denied the right to speak to a manager they denied us yet again and asked us to fill out a comment card! Even one of the cocktail waitresses walked over to explain to the security guard that we were doing nothing wrong. The security guards then warned us they had called the police and they were on their way. We exited the casino immediately after that. I will never stay here again, nor will my team or anyone I know. I will be calling to speak with a manager and because I left my name and number I am expecting ad waiting for someone to call me!!! Worst customer service and Las Vegas and overall casino experience I have ever had. Be aware and do not stay there. The rooms are cheap, but at what cost!!! You have no rights, and no respect!!!!!