Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A: Walking into Whole Foods, i always feel like some part of an "in-crowd" that doesn't quite need a label. It's always busy and everyone seems to be in-the-know about what they're looking for and where they're going. I, on the hand, usually wander around like a lost puppy trying not to look like a noob. And it's not that I AM a noob, it's just that I have only gone in there about 15 times total in my entire life and still that lost puppy feeling seems to come over me with every visit. Onto the food - I have gotten wraps here several times and they seem to be out of things constantly! One day it was cheese, another it was dill pickles, another it was spinach. I mean, this is a GROCERY store - go get more veggies!! They take forever and if you're lucky enough to get the "good wrap maker" as we've named him, your wrap is awesome, otherwise it's sloppy, and then you're $8 out for a sloppy wrap. The other thing I don't really like is the way the self-serve food is set up. It's confusing. And the pathetic sad pho station? Just forget it. It's expensive and it's not even the right noodles. The check out lines are horrid so if you're on a lunch break, give yourself an extra 15 minutes because the lines are long and they are sloooooooow. My last gripe. I went in here today to get a bday card and it was $9!! I was desperate because it was for a coworker who I didn't know it was their birthday until today so I just bought it, but it just seems so wrong. It wasn't even one of those unique pretty cards or one that played music, it was just a plain old card that I could've paid 99 cents for at Target.

Problem: Write a positive yelp review.
A: Was a big big fan of Yama sushi until I found this place. Yeah it cost a buck more for their AYCE but there's no stupid limitations on the mochi ice cream and green tea ice cream. There's also no (3 Rounds of Food) like most AYCE sushi places. Was worried that service would be slow but actually the food came out pretty quick. Overall very impressed and will visit again.

Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A:
Worst church's chicken EVER. I'm new to the avondale area so I figured I'd try the nearest church's chicken. BIG mistake. I was literally in line for 45 mins and when we got up to the window, there were 3 girls standing around talking. We got home only to find out that they forgot all of our biscuits. Worst part, the chicken was disgusting. It was the toughest piece of chicken I've ever had. I took 1 bite and didn't touch the rest b/c it didn't even look like it was cooked right. I didn't even feed that chicken to my dog. I will NEVER go back to this location & the manager will be getting an ear full tomorrow morning.