Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: Visited during a Thursday Happy Hour. The place was virtually deserted, and after ordering the "Tavern Steak" I think I know why. Hopefully, all of their entrees aren't this bad. If I owned a restaurant I would be ashamed and embarrassed to put out this lousy of a product. The service was woeful as well.
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A: My first experience with Blanco was actually at a little one in the airport that I ate at on my way home from Phoenix. I fell in love with my food, especially the rice! Now that I've moved to AZ I make sure to keep Blanco in my restaurant rotation. The atmosphere is really fun, perfect for date night. Great design, lighting, and layout. The drinks are good and they actually have some really interesting vegetarian options on the menu. Last month I got mushroom tacos that were fabulous! Being a 20something who works, I tend to eat later than most people and usually my boyfriend and I just go to the bar. The place is often busy so if you want to go around super time don't be surprised if there is a wait. Just go, order some guac and a marg and enjoy the setting!
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer: We like AJs, and generally enjoy shopping in them. We were over this way and decided to stop in for a couple of items. As the three of us wandered the aisles, we were more than taken aback by some of the prices. They seemed even higher than our local AJs. It never occurred to me that different stores, had different prices. Well this led to an interesting discussion on how to rate this AJs? In terms of hard to find upscale products, or for variety, hands down all AJs are Four Stars. Particularly, if price is no object. But in the real world, where price and value do matter; they're the Needless-Markup (Neimann Marcus) of food retailers. For instance, a bottle of wine which I normally pay $18.99, was going for $24.99 here. So, Two Stars for price and value, and yes, we've experienced better. I wonder if Oakville will ever considering coming back?
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Output: A group of five of us stayed at the Rock this past weekend only to barely make it to Rehab after downing 3 bottles of Kettle One at Tryst the night before, totally worth the $1500 by the way. As they say, you got to do Vegas right, go big or go home! When it comes to Rehab, it's all about the preparation. Don't go without the prep work. You won't regret it. Two months of two-a-days in the gym, two weeks of level five platinum sessions at Darque Tan, two jugs of No-Explode, one $30 Ed Hardy shirt from TJ Maxx, and I was most ready for this highly sought after event. The $100 price tag was a bit steep for the five of us, but divide that by five, with the two complimentary passes from the Rock, and it drops to $68 bucks per person. Needless to say, it was well worth the price of admission after watching my friend coerce the security guard into letting him on the stage to party with Lil John. He even made out with a chick later that afternoon in the pool, or should I say young lady to be politically correct, but this event was far from politically correct. Not going to mention whether she was a 3 or 10, but hey, it was an impressive feat that can mostly likely be attributed to his five-minutes of fame on stage with LJ. Overall, the drinks were a bit steep ($25 for a jug of Vodka) , but they were stiff, maybe 4-5 shots, which can do quite a bit of damage if you partied hard the night before. After three of these, I was in pretty good shape. I even forgot to apply sunscreen, but luckily the sessions at Darque tan prevented me from getting a regrettable sunburn for the flight home on Monday. What can I say? Who doesn't like beautiful women, meat heads, obnoxious drunk people, a pool full-of-urine, and cast members from the Jersey Shore? There's plenty of social commentary to go around for the day and as long as you keep an open-mind, surround yourself with good company, meet as many people as you can, and take some classic photos of your buddies, you will have a great time. Embrace the moment; you don't experience many hedonistic days like this during your lifetime. Have to give this event 4 stars, but only because the prices for drinks and admission were a bit steep. Be sure to check out Rehab on a Sunday; guarantee it will be a legendary day to share with your college-aged children someday.
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output: Walking past Jean Philippe Patisserie at the Bellagio, how can one not stop and stare at the cascading chocolate? As you see white, dark and milk liquidy goodness spill over one pool and then land in another, you can help but wish you were standing (naked) underneath that waterfall of rich chocolate... Sliding in right before the doors closed at midnight, the BF ordered a generous scoop of Straticella ice cream. We wandered throughout this quaint patisserie mesmerized by the magnificent cake illusions from above and far. We watched the video of how their lovely desserts were created and how one can wish they had the skills (and tools) to make such lovely treats at home. As the workers, in their cute little uniforms, cleaned up and closed up shop, they didn't scoot us out at all. I appreciated that they addressed my questions about their cakes ($3000 for about 100 servings for that pink cake) without batting an eye or appearing annoyed. I can't say much about their other desserts or savory food offerings. But this store is worth visiting just so you can be transported for a brief moment to that opening scene from "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory" and that chocolate pool. I can already feel the white chocolate flowing down my face...
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I've been here 3 or 4 times before and the service is always spotty to non-existent, with the added insult of unfriendly staff. We came in last Saturday and sat there for at least a full 10-15 mins. before I went up to the bar to politely see about getting some table service. How does the bartender reply to one of his valued patrons? "Oh, yeah, are you at the table with the other guy glaring at me? You're supposed to wait to be seated." No kidding. In all the times I've EVER been in there was no hostess service, let alone a "please wait to be seated sign". Plus, it's so dark in there they can't see you anyway! We had to read the table menu by iPhone light. So, when the waitress finally does show up, is she apologetic, congenial...friendly in any fashion (not that I really expected her to be)? I re-iterate that we'd been waiting quite a while, and she snidely, rudely comes back with, "Well, you should have waited to be seated. Or perhaps you shouldn't be served at all." Once again, no kidding, folks. We'd had a couple of glasses across the street, but were very much in control of our faculties. Since when does complaining or commenting about being ignored equate to "non-servableness"? And a COMPLETELY rude and uncalled for tone towards the customer??? Is it any wonder in the world that your waitstaff gets told off and your full-of-itself establishment written off, when YOU create these situations through incompetence? Skip Kazimierz and head to AZ Wine Co., Atlas Bistro, Citizen Public House, and AZ88 where the staff are fun, friendly, competent, and know what great service is all about.