One of my very lovely girls finished working at Black & Spiro today . It was time for her to move on and I must say I was very sad to see her go . We had a special morning tea for her this morning to bid her farewell .

A: Why did the narrator offer the colleague a glass of tea ?

Telling my managers that I ca n't come to work because I ' m having a swimming meet on the bathroom floor . lol ( And Todd told me I could swim to work ! ) I took some pics that I 'll upload later .

A: Why is the narrator not at their place of employment ?

The centre market was much of the same but a little more roomy and some amazing food stalls outside . Georgie saw Toby 's offer as an opportunity to buy as much as Toby could carry ... And that s exactly what she did . We got some pretty cool stuff and some little pressies and souveneirs for the poor lad to lug back to Bangkok then on to Hong Kong before flying home . Both nights we spent in the local english pub playing pool and darts and drinking a plenty , also hatching grand plans of our next adventure together .

A: What may happen after the pub .

Okay , so you may have heard a rumor about Detroit recently . Detroit was named the " most dangerous city " in a report ( that the American Society of Criminology called " irresponsible . " ) This misuse of statistical data , which by the way is n't provided by all cities of a similar size , is damaging to the city - and frankly , I am pissed off . I feel the need to address it here , because most of you are n't from Detroit and may never find yourself in Detroit at any point in your life .

A:
Why is the narrator so upset about the news about Detroit ?