IN: It smells yummy ! We ' ve done a lot already , and I 'll have lots to talk about . Last night we went to see the new Batman , which was fantastic ! We 're going to go see a band on the beach tonight , and that will be fun !
Why does the narrator seem to be having a good week ?

OUT: They saw a movie they loved .

IN: So I go and I get trashed , hit on , taken advantage of , in a huge fight with my best friend and drove home ... yes ... drunk as a skunk . I know ... I ' m stupid .
Why may the narrator 's friends be upset at the narrator ?

OUT: They are angry at his reckless and drunk driving .

IN: As I recall , they took the registration money , asked us to put on the helmets , and told us that left pedal was to accelerate and right was to brake . I discovered that the right pedal was to accelerate and the left was to brake . I suppose the good side of it is that now I know I can bang a rock without getting a scratch .
What happens if everyone is trained this way

OUT:
There will be lots of wrecks