input: Write a positive yelp review.
output: Had my first Shaved Ice today at Cefiore. Yummy! Perfect "lunch" for such an obnoxiously HOT day. Had the "Eat Your Greens:" green tea ice cream, red bean, mochi, and almonds, drizzled with chocolate and all on top of a cup of delicately shaved ice. Refreshing and sweet, the cup was quickly enjoyed in the car on the way back to work (hey, it was melting pretty fast so I had to dig in!). Also got a milk tea w/boba to sip on throughout the afternoon. Scored 10% off when I checked in on Yelp (thanks!). Staff was quiet but courteous. Will definitely go back for more!
input: Write a positive yelp review.
output: Loved, loved, LOVED the facilities. The locker room is really nice and clean, they have water and apple juice for you to sip on, and they have these these amazing pools (hot, medium, and cold) which i jumped from as I was waiting for my massage. The massage was...meh, hence reason the 4 stars rather than 5 stars. The massage room was okay, a little small and not as relaxing as I had hoped for. Oh well. The facilities more than made up for it. The massage and mandalay spa was just what i needed before I went to rehab at the hard rock!
input: Write a negative yelp review.
output:
This place is not worth the money! Not by a long shot. The admission is $18 per person plus $5 parking. (no validations) Nearly all of the information gleaned at the museum can be derived by watching Godfather, Donnie Brasco and two or three other mob films. There is nothing new or groundbreaking presented. A museum should be envisioned and put together by scholars and experts on the subject matter, not by novices who have little more than a pop-culture knowledge base of information. The museum had nice displays of pictures that spanned entire wall lengths accompanied by quotes from movies or newspapers. Then there were 3-4min snippets of a documentary apparently produced by the museum where people were interviewed "shed light" on the topic near most displays. Topics included: once you are in the mob you are in for life, don't rat on your friends, during prohibition gangsters smuggled alcohol, Al Capone was found guilty of tax evasion, mobsters organizations started within immigrant communities, etc. Come on, tell us something we dont know. Then there might be a display containing "artifacts". However there are hardly any real artifacts in the entire museum. One display contained a generic gun, ice pick, hammer, etc. none of the items were attributed to any particular mobster or trial. The message was just "mobsters chose to kill a variety of ways". Again, this is news???? I had to ask myself, "Why am I here, to see a gun that belonged to no one and wasn't used in any heist, and look at pictures that are available online and watch a documentary? Come on people! I want my money back! Another display had an outfit that James Gandolfini wore on the Sopranos and one that Steve Buscemi wore (the plaque doesn't say so, but purportedly it is from Boardwalk Empire). This type of display passes for an exhibit at this museum. I want to see genuine artifacts, which were sorely lacking. Where are the real mobsters' clothes? Weapons? Subpoenas? Personal items? I can probably go to a pawn shop in Vegas and see some of those. The "museum" has none. One magnet in the gift shop stated something to the effect of "I went to the mob museum and I didn't see nothin'". Sadly, it is true, you won't see nothin'! There were positives: It was clean, the building was nice, the staff was very friendly and made sure we were comfortable (it makes me wonder if they wrote all of those positive reviews on this site!), they have air-conditioning. But all in all it was not worth the time or money.