My mother vowed several years ago that she would never own another pet . " They just break your heart when they die and I ca n't take it anymore . " I agree with her .

A: Why would this mom be biased against owning pets ?

Shadow puppets at night , playing w the kids all day . They never loved spongebob more than we I broke out the portable dvd player . Bought me an awesome 30mins of silence . Matt got to stay home for 6 glorious days .

A: Why would the narrator opt for Sponge Bob ?

I opened my blog page up today and I looked at the picture that I put up of my son , and realize that he looks like a hott mess . Jesse and I have discussed whether or not should we cut his hair . I do nt think either of us have come up with a conclusion . So we can use your help .

A: Why did their son look like a hot mess ?

Soooooo ..... today went by weird i guess ... i did n't work much at all . i should ... i guess i ' m just too tired and i wanna enjoy a summer . 2 more days of work and i ' m out : Dumm ... i had a conversation wit this girl named Jen last night . still do n't know much about her past , but she says she never smiled when she was a kid , which i find pretty cute and funny .

A:
What is the narrator likely to do in relation to Jen ?