Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: Very disappointing in comparison to the consistently excellent original Blue Agave in Old Town. Baffling how moving 10 miles north could screw it up that badly. Worst part is we really do need a great mexican place in this location near the theater and Borders.
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A: Don't waste your time or money. We went here after watching the worst show on earth and just wanted to get off the street. We were imideatly seated after ordering our over priced drinks that were super week, to the point where we didn't drink them. Not worth the time.
Problem: What would be an example of an positive (OPTIONS:
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Answer: I just got the pho ga for take out and it was awesome! I loved the soup! The waitstaff was super nice too, I was offered hot tea or water while I waited by 3 different people. I haven't tried anything else yet, but just based on the soup I will be back for seconds.
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Output: I'm a former employee of another gentlemen's (sic) club chain and was fairly traumatized by the experience - nobody does drama like strippers. Regardless, sometimes you just gotta have a hot, (semi)naked woman on your lap and the only way to get one is to bribe her. So, after nearly five years since my last visit to any strip joint, I checked out Christie's this evening. First impression: very nice and mellow. Dark, yes. Loud music, meh, goes with the territory. Absolutely professional staff and attentive waitresses. The talent: yow. I don't know what some of y'all have been looking at, but I saw something to appeal to pretty much every taste, from waifish schoolgirl types to an Amazon who looked like she could break me in half, and all the colors of the melanin spectrum. All of the girls who approached me were friendly (even when I passed on getting a dance), and they all smelled good. Two of the girls who asked if I'd like some company happily plunked themselves down on my lap and made small talk before (and after) getting down to business. Basically, Christie's doesn't have that "here's-my-boobs-now-pay-me" vibe. To go by the number of obvious regulars I saw, this isn't a fluke. It's how they normally are, and I call that a good thing.
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output: I always come here for my beautiful night pedicures and Elaine is so cute and friendly and is very attentive since I am such a needy person! They definitely give you an amazing non rushed foot massages, beautiful color OPI selection, and a beautiful shop overall! This Is my spot!
Problem: What would be an example of an positive (OPTIONS:
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Answer:
We went today for lunch and really enjoyed it. Nice staff, good food, attentive service, and comfortable, clean interior. Yes, the menu's design leaves something to be desired, but the important thing is the actual food, which was great. We got a pleasantly spicy seafood noodle soup (can't spell it!) and seafood bibimbop. Both were excellent, with a nice mix of seafood (squid, mussles, shrimp, etc) and very flavorful. The owner came out to say hi, which was nice. We will be back to try the tableside barbeque!