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Output: I would give it 5, but the quality/style changes depending on who works. I like to get either a rice bowl or a burrito. The meats we choose are Carnitas, Al Pastor, Lengua. They also have a delicious vegetarian mushroom type option I get if I am not feeling up to anything at all greasy. I love the steamed corn. They have a Mexican version I haven't tried with mayonnaise and cheese, but I just don't want to know if I like anything that adds the calories up even more. Good and Bad: The tortilla is good quality, large, and the burrito is plentiful. I have to ask for it the way I like. Cheese melted on it first then the other ingredients. if you don't ask it may come a different way each time. Issues: I have gotten Lengua 3 times. Once was lean and perfect. Two other times it seemed almost like the skin was left on or it was way overcooked with chewy tough edges and was inedible. I had to pull the meat out. So, I just don't order this anymore. Not worth the chance of receiving the bad version. I guess you could ask to taste it before they add it. The carnitas is different depending on who works too. Sometimes it is GREAT meaty bits with a delicious flavor and other times it includes large globs of FAT with NO MEAT attached. I mean come on. Totally gross and puts you off the food. Now I try to ask for lean. Didn't seem to make a difference last time. Had to pull the fat out of a burrito. So now I have been ordering it as a rice bowl more often to make it easier. Very very sad that I have to even think about this. The Al pastor has been good each time. It is best when they cut it up into smaller pieces. All the other items are good quality. I never see any old looking items or even avocado that has turned colors even. Nice job. Let's work on the meat consistency and trim the fat off please. I love the fresh bar with cucumbers, peppers, and all the salsa choices. Yummy.

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Output: Highway robbery! Goodness this place is expensive! I'm used to plenty of grocery store options in Downtown Chicago and prices not much different away from Downtown. What's up with this place? I had to walk here to buy an array of fruits for an office I was contracting at. Almost $3 per apple! Not even organic. That's just bad business.

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Output: Watch out at this chevron! You can easily choose the full service pump as it's not clearly marked. If you get out of your car and start pumping your own gas they let you and they don't come service your car so you end up paying an extra five a gallon for nothing. But that is not all! The mechanic will look over the whole engine including belts for fifty dollars. They have you fill out a sheet with your name personal info car info and also have you sign it. When you come back, the charge is more than they said and the paperwork you filled out is suddenly their bill and they tell you that you have approved the amount because you signed that paper even they wrote in a list of things the did that wasn't there when you signed the paper and won't give you your keys till you pay what they are asking on the fake bill. So basically you are paying for nothing and they did no work thus being royally ripped off. Also manager or owner of the place drops the name cindy mccain every five seconds.

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What Jeffrey L. fails to admit is that he was dyyiiinnnggg to visit the store because Jon Gosselin went here and he just has to be where Jon Gosselin goes. Just kidding. But on the real, it's hella small. I walked in looking to purchase a perfectly round lollipop. I even said it out loud and I didn't even know they had 'couture pops' which happen to be perfectly round. I ended up not purchasing one because Jeffrey L. got it for me, he insisted. What's nice is they can personalize a refill head kit, so you can get different heads if you want (that's what she said). I like the watermelon and cherry the most. Unfortunately, if you go on their website, you can only purchase a kit with the same flavors, but I think if you call they can personalize it. Yeah, they're really overpriced, but if you're balling, like Jeffrey L. then it shouldn't be a problem. They taste good and satisfy the needs of the orally fixated. That's what she said.