Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer: I want to like this place, I really do. I mean, I like cookies. I might even love them. And it's located right in Central Phoenix. AND everything's organic. Why, you ask, don't I like this place then? Because it's NEVER open. Seriously. I tried to go on a weekend. Oops! Monday through Friday only. Then I battle traffic and scoot over after work with the idea of taking some tasty cookies home for dessert. Just kidding again! They closed at 5:30pm. Tell me, when is a regular ol' office worker supposed to buy some friggin' cookies? Am I supposed to order them online and then have them shipped to me? Last time I checked green consumers were supposed to shop locally and avoid having stuff shipped because of the packaging and gas wasted by the little mail trucks and stuff. Sorry if I'm cranky, but I'm a little irritable when I don't get my dessert.

Problem: What would be an example of an positive (OPTIONS:
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Answer: So last time I came here, I left without food because they had run out of gyro meat. Now I know why. I could eat a metric ton of the stuff! I had a gyro combo (there's a picture here somewhere!) to go. I'm pretty sure there were angels singing somewhere when I opened the box. There was a pile of fries, a small cup of ketchup (how thoughtful!), a big cup of tzatziki sauce (literally, about a cup of sauce) and the foil wrapped gyro. The gyro itself had tomato and onion slices, a bit of parsley and a heap of meat so big it didn't quite fit in the pita. That meat...mmmm. Perfectly spiced and sliced! The whole thing was huge and I snarfed it down with gusto! Plenty of delicious food at the right price. I can't wait to go back and try some more of their menu. There are some very Mediterranean items on it, but this restaurant makes them seem completely accessible, rather than intimidating.

Problem: What would be an example of an positive (OPTIONS:
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Answer:
Absolute heaven in a small box. I almost hated to finish it