Q: negative

A: It's actually hard picking a point to begin describing how terrible this place is. I suppose I'll start with the first offense, the "dick tax". It's your standard girls get in free, men pay. Mine was $20 though I've seen as high as $40 on these reviews. The owners must know what a joke the pool is because they don't let you see it from the ticket gate. If they did, absolutely no one would go here, ever. The bathtub in my apartment is bigger than this overpriced puddle. If that's not bad enough, there is nowhere to store your personal items. No lockers, no nothing. Which brings me to the seating arrangements. As you'll see in other reviews, you have to pay laughable prices to sit...anywhere. I almost asked the employee I spoke with if he was pulling my leg when he said the cabana bed thing was $1500. I know, terrible. During all of this, my ears were under assault from the drone of the most cookie cutter "let's get the party started!!" club mixes force fed by some DJ who, from a distance, appeared to be Vin Diesel. The most ironic part is that in a place that takes itself so seriously as a cutting edge, sexy, topless pool, they play radio edited songs. We have nudity but godammit, no swearing!

Q: negative

A: I have tried this three times, trying to give them time to learn and improve since this is a new business. Well, we tried a couple different items each time we went......and well it hasn't been very impressive. It seems that they use a microwave to reheat their pre cooked food. We have tried the Carne Asada a couple times and it was dry and tough, as if you microwaved a piece of steak. The one time that they had chicken, it was ok. The fresh chips that we ordered were greasy and it even leaked through the brown paper bag. I think we visited this place for the last time. Hope it gets better!

Q: negative

A: As far as fast food is concerned, Taco Bell isn't all that bad. I usually get two of the chicken soft taco frescos - they're lower in calories, and not terribly bad for the 'ole diet. However... this location irks me for a number of reasons. Allow me to recreate a few visits (all from the drive thru). I only know the dates because I looked them up via online banking. Visit on 9/14/12: TB: "What's up?" Me: "Excuse me?" TB: "Aw yeah - whatchya' need?" Me: "I'd like two chicken soft taco frescos?" TB: "Cool. Cool. What else?" Visit on 10/2/12: TB: "Hey, how's it going?" Me: "Fine, thanks." TB: "What's new?" Me: "Um, can I place an order?" TB: "Sure you can." Visit on 10/10/12: TB: "What's up?" Me: "Can I place an order?" TB: "You bet." Never once have they greeted me with a, "Welcome to Taco Bell, may I take your order?" I'm not sure why they're trying to be so hip/laid back/cool - it's a Taco Bell ferchristsakes. I'm not buying a Billabong shirt or a surfboard - I'm ordering a dollar-something taco from a drive thru at 7:00pm on a Tuesday. Knock off the casual crap and just process our orders, 'ya dig?

Q: positive

A:
Chicken Pot Pie Wednesdays... How I love thee!!! I have only been here on Wednesdays and it's the only day that they serve up the Chicken Pot Pie meant for the Gods. They only make a certain number for the day but if you get there before 12:30pm, then you should be fine. It really starts getting crowded after 12pm. The Pot Pie is large and you really concentrate hard if you want to finish it in one sitting. There is no shame with taking the rest home and saving it for late night grub. Still good!! Also, definitely try the green sauce on the table. Mmmmmm mmmm. Although I haven't tried the other food there (BBQ Homestyle), I've only heard the best things. So give it all a try. But honestly, 5 stars for the Pot Pie. Enjoy! -Ian M.