IN: Seeing as I was in bed at just past 6 AM or so and had to get up at 12 to get ready , it was quite understandable why I was n't entirely too proud with myself as I went to bed . Strangely , though , I managed to get up on time and even showered and all that jazz . I was n't entirely able to stomach any breakfast , though , so I ended up having a few Pepsis which was probably not the best idea in the world . As I headed off towards Tina 's , I found myself staggering a bit too much for my liking , so I ended up having to really pull myself together to appear somewhat normal and coherent as I arrived .
What may be the plausible reason I feel dissapointed in myself ?

OUT: I got home way too late last night .

IN: Tyler invited us to float the Buffalo River with him on Saturday . We got a late start and the tubes had all been rented , so we snagged some inflatable rafts from Wal - Mart . We floated in style , man .
Why might we have gotten a late start to our day ?

OUT: We probably did n't get up early since it was a Saturday .

IN: I ' ve been sick . So I took some Nyquil last night and was asleep by about midnight . I was up at 8 am not wanting to sleep anymore . I had a dream about a guy I ' ve known since 7th grade .
Why was the narrator asleep so early ?

OUT:
They had a sleeping pill .