Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer: Horrible hotel. Don't stay here unless you absolutely have to. This is what I get for letting other people book my hotel reservation. The minute we walked into the room I was hit with an overwhelming smell of Indian food. It was awful. The rooms all come with a microwave, stove and a fridge. And clearly the person who stayed in the room before us cooked something that smelled like shit. When we addressed this with the front desk they said they would come up and spray a deodorizer, which mixed with the other smell and made the room just disgusting. In other news, the sheets are stiff, the air conditioning does not work, you need a key to open the window, and the breakfast tastes worse than dog food. If I ever go to Pittsburgh again, I am staying far away from this place.

Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer: There is a reason this place is called BJ's. Once you've had it in your mouth, you won't want to swallow! For some unknown reason, when my coworkers want to go out for lunch, they always want BJ's. Every time we have gone there, the service was atrocious. We wait forever for our food and some of us get served 10 minutes before others. The food is mediocre and generic at best. One time I ordered baby back ribs and they were literally the worst ribs I have ever had. They were undercooked and tough (ribs should fall off of the bone) and had absolutely no flavor. There was very little barbecue sauce on them and I ended up leaving hungry. My wife ordered a pasta dish (how hard is it to ruin a pasta dish?!) and it had no flavor. She had to dump a large quantity of salt on it just to make it palatable. On top of that, the waitress was very rude and inattentive. Another thing I hate about the place is the TVs everywhere. When I go out with friends, I want to spend time talking with them, not watching TV. TVs in restaurants are very distracting and you find yourself looking at them even if you have absolutely no interest in what is being shown (our brains are actually wired to focus attention on movement). My advice is to avoid BJ's (at least this particular location) and go to McDonald's. At least it will be fast and you know what you are getting!

Problem: What would be an example of an positive (OPTIONS:
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Answer:
It's big time trouble that I live across the street from Lorenzo's... The food is completely amazing! I've gone with several people from New York who claim this is as good as pizza back home. It's always hot, fresh and excellent - I have never had a bad experience with the food. Definitely isn't too hot for your waistline but it's all relative. I'm big on customer service, which is why they are only getting 4 stars from me. Most of the time, I'm greeted by the owners saying a robust hello but am served by un-energetic staff. There isn't a lot of urgency or attentiveness to customers. The food makes up for it but I would love to see this change made. Glad to have Lorenzo's as a neighborhood staple!