Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

[Q]: Reaching the stern, the tiger lies down and kneads its massive paws on the port side bench. He
[A]: freezes slowly, then turns.

[Q]: A van is driving down a rural road, on the highway in a farm area. We
[A]: are with the people that go into where they are hiding.

[Q]: In the Middle Ages, someone lowers her cloak's hood. She
[A]:
blasts him back and forth.