Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: I love love love Chinese food. I have friends who own a Chinese restaurant in North County (San Diego) - their food is spectacular, and their customer service is second to none. I've come to expect similar experiences wherever I choose to dine. However, during a recent trip to Las Vegas, my expectations were, for lack of a better term, pissed on! My friends decided to have dim sum at Cathay House Chinese Cuisine. They claimed that this place served good Chinese food. I've come to decide that they lied to me! Dining here was an absolute WTF moment for me. For one, the food was subpar. The rolls were not baked fully, and the chicken feet lacked flavor, yet were swimming in suspicious looking sauce. My sweet and sour chicken was neither sweet nor sour - the cook apparently could not be bothered to put sauce on my dish. I will say their noodles were . . . edible, but a little salt would have gone a long way. The food aside, the piss poor customer service was criminal! Apparently, the staff at Cathay have clearly designated roles from which they would not deviate. Every time I'd ask a food server for something, they'd tell me, rather rudely, "That's the waiter's job, not mine." Twice when we asked for more water, we were told everyone at the table already had a glass (did the service staff not notice our glasses were empty? We were in a desert, and needed our hydration!). My favorite WTF moment came when I asked for a fork. I got a baby-sized plastic fork to use instead. Did I fail to mention that any request we made was "honored" with dirty looks? My friends were horrified, I was pissed, and the pennies we left behind as a tip hopefully conveyed our displeasure with Cathay House of Chinese Cuisine. The entire staff (save for the cashiers) need some training in cooking and customer service.

Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: Meh is the best way to describe Mesa Grill, at least the day I was there. It was a boring, uninspired meal in a boring uninspired restaurant. The only bright spot of the meal was the cocktail- a really yummy white peach margarita. App's were fine and I had a Lamb cobb salad for my main. it was very, very dull- lamb was over cooked and poorly spiced (should have known it was a mistake when the waiter didn't ask how I wanted it cooked). I probably won't return to Mesa Grill- there are many great restaurants on the strip that have great meals, why waste your time at this yawner?

Problem: Write a positive (OPTIONS:
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Lola, what a gem! My boyfriend and I walked over here, feeling enticed by an evening coffee and rumors of an outside patio. We decided to bring the dog with us so he could experience Lola too. :) We sat outside and apprehensively parked the dog outside, making sure to clear it with the staff that it was okay to have him outside. The petite brunette barista (wish I had gotten her name!) was so incredibly sweet and gracious. She took the time to come outside and greet our dog, even bringing him a "puppyccino," just water in a bowl but a very sweet gesture nonetheless. The inside is clean and modern looking, but not so modern that all the furniture is uncomfortable. I could certainly see myself passing away lazy weekend days here, happily caffeinated and making good use of the wi-fi. I really wish I had come here sooner, I feel they certainly deserve the business with their tasty and reasonably priced coffee, great staff and low-key ambiance.