Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: Absolutely do not use. Despite what I had heard from others, I went to these guys anyway and paid for it. I simply wanted more RAM put in my computer. When the job was done I picked up my computer and it wouldn't turn on. Once I called them and told them this, they said that it was my fault and my computer must've had problems beforehand. My computer was perfectly fine before it went to these guys. They were also very difficult in the process. DO NOT USE!
Q: positive

A: Great food and biggest glass of wine EVER. Very nice people. And the lunch special is enough for two!
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer: A friend invited me here to meet up w/ a some friends/swingers couples that he knows. Upon entering the bar, I was quite unimpressed but I figured that I would make the best of it. The waitress behind the bar was wearing a flimsy negligee, and when one of the patrons asked if he could get some nuts, she exposed her panties and said "I don't have any nuts" and then she lifted up her shirt and said "I have these though"...I found the experience to be very trashy and tasteless. Behind us the swingers were in full action as one lady was getting a massage from the front and the back, another lady was playing darts while exposing a nipple, and I kept getting that creepy feeling that were were getting eye-balled as future swingers candidates. I guess if you're into sports this place might do, but I'm not into sports, swingers or trashy waitresses, so I'll pass!
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Output: I agree with Crystal C., that the dim sum isn't the greatest I've ever had. In fact, I am not sure if the meal was so tasty that it was memorable. I do remember the "calamari" was not really calamari, like you would think. It was presented more like a sweet and sour pork (so calamari with LOTS of breading) without any sauce. As a result, the dish was dry and salty. The sticky rice was good (hard to mess up), the chicken feet were okay (needed more five spice powder), and the shumai was alright. The noodles were good, and I can see why the cart ran out after the first round. The diners were an equal mix of Asians and Americans. I would've preferred to see more Asians eating (as I am used to in a Chinatown and gives an indication of authenticity), but I do realize we're in Phoenix where the Asian population is not like San Francisco or Houston. The meal came to about $30 for two, including jasmine tea. The carts are loud because they are made out of metal and roll on tile. I am also not used to staff members shouting what they have in their cart, like a newspaper boy yelling "Extra! Extra!" Christmas music was playing after mid-January, so the atmosphere felt strange. Next time I visit the city, I probably will pass.
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output: 'U MIGHT WIN SOME BUT U JUST LOST ONE" Lauryn Hill said it best in her song...U might win some but U just lost one is dang right. I used to rave about the seafood buffet at the Rio but last night's mediocre dinner and unprofessional staff proved how much the Village Seafood Buffet has FALLEN OFF. They changed the interior design to make it look nicer but for the first time ever - NO LONG LINE! For a Sunday night it was empty. Even though the decor LOOKED updated the taste of cuisine quality sank low. The steamed crab leg was still delicious but everything else was CRAP. Mediocre sushi, dried out rice/noodle dishes, salty salty fried food....Hometown Buffet quality food for $49 was a slap in the face. What happened? =( It's sad. Don't they know that with all the new buffets at the Wynn, Cosmo and others brand new spots they have to do MORE and be BETTER than ever?!?! I spent $100 for 2 dinners that was horrible. The desserts here used to be really good but it tasted different. My favorite chocolate cup with vanilla custard and fruits was bland. The creme brulee was grainy and mushy. WOMP WOMP WOMP =( FAIL. I even had to complain to the Manager about their staff. The girls working behind the dessert bar straight YAWNED in our faces and blatantly ignored us when we tried to get their attention. The prime rib station guy was missing all night and kept going to the back to chat with the other workers. The Manager didn't do anything for us (didn't expect it not surprised) but thanked me for my comments. Note to the manager: you should always offer a discount or rain check for another visit when you have an unhappy customer. We're only trying to help. *shrug* They just lost one.
Q: negative

A:
Placed my order online from their website. Waited an hour and a half like a dumbass. Called, no we never received that, our fax machine is acting up. Fuck you.