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An example of an negative review: If you want service with a smile, don't go here. These guys all seem asleep on the job and uninterested in providing any type of customer service. I went to the shop to take a look at paper weight and asked their opinion on the best paper to use for an invitation. They handed me a book and basically walked away - so forget about consultation of anything. I emailed in my print job and they sent back a proof. When I responded with edits, I didn't hear back for a few hours, and then I got a message saying my print job was ready. After taking the time to drive around the Southside to find parking and then waiting in line to pick up my order, I was disappointed to see that they had printed off the original proof (and on some sort of giant flimsy postcard with the invitation on one side and the addresses on the other - not sure how they thought that made sense, and especially when my email clearly talked about printing envelopes, etc.). So they said they would fix it and reprint, but offered very little apology for the inconvenience. So two hours later, I finally was able to pick up the print job. I thought I would give them a second chance, mostly because a friend had reccommended them and I thought maybe the previous mishap was just a fluke. Unfortunately, the second time I tried to use them, they never responded to my email. I was near the shop and stopped in to follow up and they told me they couldn't print the project for me (addressing envelopes) because my envelopes were the wrong size. The sleepy sales clerk was answering me in as few words as possible and when I asked if there was anyone else I could go to for this job, or what my alternatives were, he just said "I don't know." While customer service is obviously not their speciality, I guess I was hoping printing was and maybe they could say, "we have these other envelopes," or "you can use labels." Instead, I cancelled my order and left. If you want anyone to take a moment to walk through options with you, go somewhere else because these guys are strictly here to hit print.

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An example of an negative review: Worst place to go in Scottsdale by a mile!!! I have had several bad experiences here. I'm sure at this point you are asking, why go back so many times? Well, I was usually forced for some bachlorette party or another. The first time I stopped in here with one of my girlfriends on a ladies night out I about killed the bouncer. This was about 2 years ago, when it was still legal to smoke indoors in Scottsdale. We were standing next to, NOT at NOT on just next to, one of the "VIP" table using the ashtray. The bouncer came by and asked us to move our handbags and to make sure we knew we were NOT ALLOWED to even think about sitting there. So we obliged and removed our bags but continued to use the ashtry as it was the only one around and I didn't want to ash on the floor inside the building. Apparently this was not good enough for the jerk off so he preceded to pick up the ashtray and dumped the entire thing onto my friends and my feet, then as if nothing happened set it back down and walked away. He is lucky that I wasn't drunk yet and didn't go off on him. Who does that? WTF!?!?! Anyway, the later experiences weren't as dramatic, but less than par none the less. With the abundance of creepy men, rude bartenders and staff, and lack of any respect for anyone other than the "VIP" guests. If you still choose to go to PCL you have a much higher tolerance for BS than I do.

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An example of an positive review: delicious, fresh mexican food! Soo yummy!

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An example of an negative review: Their entrepreneurial kamikazi mission was successful. The plan of no website, no advertising whatsoever, an unpronouncable and unspellable name and a rude bunch of punks running the place succeeded as expected. Out of business. Why would someone spend money opening a place and then seemingly intentionally drive it out of business?