Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

The writer drops his head on the typewriter. Our view
drifts up to a collection of wrecked wizards floating in the breeze.

Then he takes a gold colored garland and wraps the tree. Then he
sets down a white teddy bear and starts to stack the layers to the top of the middle pile.

The woman measure the wallpaper and cut it. the woman
places her toothbrushes down a splinter.