Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A: Are you grooming your child to become an over pampered trophy wife that has a penance for pink and rhinestones? You are? Well have I got the place for you! Kid's Kastle will ensure that your daughter expects to wear only $20 dollar fake rhinestone emblazoned headbands, $60 dollar tutus, or carry around her very own $100 dollar Hello Kitty suitcase. You can even buy her a set of press on nails that would make a Vegas stripper proud for around $15 bucks. I ensure you they will AT LEAST last until you make it out the Forum Shops!

Problem: Write a positive yelp review.
A: This place never disappoints. The staff is excellent and the food is delicious and fresh. I love the chicken pistachio pomegranate salad, so yummy! My sister loves the morning glory muffins. This is our go-to lunch spot and we have never had a less than great experience; keep doing what you're doing Wildflower!

Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A:
Eh. It's definitely not a value. The show that we watched was okay. I wanted to be wowed especially since we had gotten good seats and they were very pricey. During one point in the show where they were doing flips in the air over A net, they missed their first three throws. So they didn't even catch each other the first three times they jumped, they just landed in the net. Someone made a joke about getting five dollars back every time they missed, I think that that request is valid. Other than that it was mildly amusing, I would not see another show.