Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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- positive) review?

Answer: I went to the pearl to see the Cure a couple of weeks ago. I am not one to complain about venues but this place is really pretty ridiculous. There are no line ups so you have to wait in the casino area or walk around before the doors open, and when the doors do finally open everyone rushes to them in a big group. they scan the tickets and then after everyone's ticket is scanned of course you think you will go straight to your seat/the floor area and that is not the case. After scanning your ticket you run (if you have a floor ticket) to get to the front but they wont let anyone on the floor just yet. they have two guys checking tickets and putting wristbands on all of the people who have floor tickets. So as everyone is standing there waiting to get to the floor and its still not over... they don't even put a wristband on everyone before they let us start going down the stairs, yes I said STAIRS, to get to the floor. I wouldn't be surprised if some people fell down the stairs and got injured. There is another conflict at the door that leads to the floor, they hand out the rest of the wristbands there and so it causes a congestion because the people who already have wristbands cant get to the floor because they are waiting on the people who haven't gotten the bands yet to get in. Once you are finally in its not so bad but they need a new system for letting people in. Seriously, we were treated like cattle. Not to mention the tickets are pretty expensive. Worst Venue Ever.

Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
- negative
- positive) review?

Answer: When I ate here yesterday it was my worst "dining out" experience of all time. Then I went out to eat tonight, so we will say second worst dining out experience of all time. We were greeted by a very lethargic and disinterested hostess. She took us to a booth about 3 feet from the door. I think it was because she was too tired to walk any further. Her voice was barely audible, zero eye contact, and a thuggish-looking boyfriend? of hers (definitely not an employee) was hanging out behind the counter waiting for her to come back. Our waitress then came along and asked what we wanted to drink before our butts even hit the crappy booth seats. We both looked at her blankly because we are not "Diet Coke" drinkers. We liked a variety of beverages and wanted a moment to think. She left and came back at least 10 minutes later. Okay, I wanted to glance at the drinks before I ordered - not memorize the menu. She was one of those waitresses that thinks you are college buddies. She tried to take our order without writing it down. She failed. She asked a person passing by, "Do you have a pen?" Then she laughed and said, "Yeah, I can't remember this." Then she repeated our order back to us - wrong. Our food came out in a pretty timely manner. Too bad it was GROSS! Husband's: Grease-dripping, flavorless hamburger. Cold fries that tasted like mashed potatoes with nothing on them. Mine: Tomato basil soup so old that the oil had separated from the soup. The grilled cheese I had asked for without bacon came out WITH bacon. She caught that. Said she would have them remake it because it only takes a minute. It came back out MOMENTS later - cold and with little bits of bacon stuck to it. How convincing! As we were leaving the hostess came over in a timely enough manner, but then literally FELL ASLEEP while she was ringing us out. Her eyes closed and she was swaying. She opened them and APOLOGIZED, saying she was "so tired." Again, barely audible. Food: Awful. Service: Awful. Professionalism: Awful. Cleanliness: Awful. Overal experience: Awful. $30 for dinner for two. Seriously?!

Problem: What would be an example of an positive (OPTIONS:
- negative
- positive) review?

Answer:
This place is pretty much one of my go-to brunch spots and why I can justify 4 stars. You can't beat their mimosa specials, and they've got a great brunch menu. Many items on their menu are great, but I'm often not blown away by it and I'm often left staring at the menu hoping something will spark my interest a bit more than, "meh, that looks okay." I used to love their macaroni, but the last time I had it, it was soupy. I thought I remembered it being creamy and wonderful... I know when they opened up they were not trying to be another gay bar, but ultimately this is what reBAR is. It would be awesome to have eye candy of the hetero persuasion, but I guess the cute gay boys will have to do. Maybe down the road the crowd will even out, but I doubt it. All in all, it's great for weekend brunch, good for some specials during weekdays, and okay when it comes to consistency of their drinks and food.