Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A: I have been to better fast food joints. They have a TV in the main part of the resturaunt and its always on ESPN!!! Blech!! Who wants to watch sports all the time! The salads are never fresh! The lettuce is frozen and the tomatoes are sometimes rotten. The other thing is there are some very disruptive kids and teens who come in and talk really loud and sometimes use obscene words and leave the tables they sat at a mess. The kids think that this some kind of a free hang out joint the management either doesnt notice or doesnt care! I come here all the time for quiet and I get it sometimes but then there are the time that the outdated 50's music is too loud and kids are screaming and yelling in the playplace. Tables are not cleaned consistently and the trash is sometimes overflowing. I really liked this McDonalds but since the owners and management dont seem to care about customers I can only say that I will be finding somewhere else to go to eat, relax and use my laptop (free wi fi). The free wi fi is about the only good thing about this Mickey D's besides the nice guy at the drive thru named Ralph. I'll check out Starbucks and see what they have to offer by way of peace, quiet, and wi fi! Sheez! What an embarassment! (in the words of Chef Gordon Ramsay)

Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A: A friend of mine who just got back from bootcamp/OCS in Georgia said that people there were raving about steak n' shake. Before heading out from vegas, we decided to stop by and try it out. I was extremely disappointed with the food. First off, the food portions were pitiful. I was able to down 2 triple steak burgers and not be satisfied. The patties fell apart and didn't taste all that great. The fries were definitely too salty. The only reason I am even giving this place 2 stars is because it doesn't cost an arm and a leg like the rest of the food in Las Vegas. If you want cheap shitty food while in vegas, this is your place. If I saw another steak n' shake anywhere else, I wouldn't even consider ever eating there.

Problem: Write a positive yelp review.
A:
My Vegas stay was a slight blur. The things I remember are the gambling tables, the pushy people on the corner pimping a phone number in the promise of a hooker, and the awesome hotel I rarely slept in. Aria defines contemporary architecture and design. The restaurants are amazing and the drinks are stellar. When you walk in your room the curtains automatically open the lights turn on. The bathroom is sexy as h*ll, featuring a tub in the shower ! Yea, that's what I said. However, its modern beauty could also be seen as pretentious...but so is Vegas. There is art throughout the hotel from hand-blown glass, to the seat you sit on in the lobby. Tip: Don't even touch the mini bar. You'll have a time you'll never forget, that is if you even remember.