Problem: Write a positive yelp review.
A: Honestly, I am a sucker for any place that serves more than one variety of cream of [vegetable/legume] a day, but the fact of the matter is that Foumagerie just has good food in general. Besides the tasty soups, you'll find a wide variety of sandwiches built around a variety of cheeses, from Parmesan to Stilton. The cheese is fantastic, the cold cuts are high-quality and the bread is always fresh from their bakery. The place is super small, so on days when it's too cold and wet for them to open up the terrace, you might have a hard time getting a seat, but the turnover's pretty good and you can easily take your meal to go. An extra recommendation goes specifically to the Carpaccio sandwich on baguette: roast beef, lemon juice, black pepper, olive oil and a generous helping of parmesan cheese make it less of a sandwich and more of an experience. Awesome.

Problem: Write a positive yelp review.
A: I had a lot of fun here with my friends. 60% of the table ordered the pork tenderloin, which was, indeed, fantastic. It fell right apart in my mouth. I've described a lot of pork as "dry and chewy" but this was the exact opposite. I ordered the duck breast and it was everything I wanted it to be and more. I rarely order duck but the side was a chorizo and goat cheese tamale (!) was too enticing to pass up; it's too bad that was a bit too dry, but the breast made up for it. My other friend ordered the coffee crusted filet mignon, which was super tasty. The pork portion was huge, but the duck was pretty small. So, that was a tad disappointing. The desserts were pretty good (banana cream pie & apple pie), but nothing out of this world at all. Beware, some of the food is very spicy (duh), which I love but some people could grow tired of the tastebud assault. The drinks are ridiculously tasty and strong, though a bit overpriced. The cactus pear margarita was striking and tasted even better. Even Bobby Flay haters won't be disappointed, trust me.

Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A:
TERRIBLE!!!!! We really enjoyed this play place in it's old location in Scott Township center. Since they have moved the place is a disaster. To start a friend booked a birthday party at the new location and the owners assured her it would be ready. Long story short they weren't ready. Fast forward to last weekend a friend and I decided to give it another try and it just confirmed my previous experience. because they moved from a single level open location to a house it's a nightmare managing 2 young children. The play areas are all in seperate rooms including a play area upstairs so you have to worry about your child on slippery carpet stairs. They have you walk through the play area to take off your shoes, so whats the point. The main climbing feature is too big for the room and the stairs on it are angled in a manner that if a child lost their footing they will hit their head on the wall. The blue mats in the play areas are actually tripping hazards and my 2ys old had the bruise to prove it. The owner and employess hover around in an abnoxious fashion and being sock nazi's. The owner actually took a paint dabber away from my friends daughter while we were standing there stating that she didn't need to have 2 green ones.Really??? There were no other kids in sight so it made so sense. Then beacuse they have you put shoes and coats at the back you have to dress your kids then walk through the play area to leave, which is hard for young kids. The whole experince was frustrating and we won't be back!!!! And in the new location you have to pay for parking which they don't validate.