Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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- positive) yelp review.
A: This place is so inconsistent... some visits have been really good and others not so good. I really do wish these guys would up their game! Yesterday's visit rated only 2 stars because there were issues with both the service we received and with the food. For starters, it was a bit busier than normal because of the Groupon special. When we arrived, we were told the wait would be 15-20 mins, but it turned out to be 30+ mins. However, we decided to wait, because by the time we got in the car to drive somewhere else, we would have burned that much time anyway. So, when we were finally seated, the waitress came by pretty quickly to serve us coffee and take our order. She left the carafe on the table, which is nice, but sadly, she did not check on how much coffee was in it, because when we were ready for a refill, the carafe was empty. That wouldn't be so bad, except for the fact that our server disappeared and did not come back to check on us. In fact, our food was brought to the table by someone else and then she finally reappeared. It took her a while to fill the carafe and return it to the table. Now, for the food... it was a disappointment all the way around. David ordered an omelette, which was cold and pretty flavorless. Plus, he said it was a litte runny from being undercooked. I ordered one of the specials - gingerbread pancakes w/side of scrambled eggs and chicken sausage. The eggs were cold. The gingerbread pancakes were cold and did not taste at all like gingerbread. They simply tasted like whole wheat pancakes. In fact, I asked our server if they had brought the correct plate because not only did the pancakes not taste like gingerbread, they were missing the side of cranberry compote. Which she said they had run out of (it would have been nice to know that upfront). I'll give them one more chance, but if its not a good experience, I may just stick to Le Peep instead.
Q: negative

A: This place exemplifies a terrible lack of customer service. While they do good work, they will likely quote you an already exorbitant price and then raise the price 50% when it's time to pick up your order. They charged me $245 to tailor two suits! It was originally supposed to be $160 total. They would not honor the price they originally quoted, and I had nothing in writing as I trusted them since my company sends them business. Not anymore!!!!
Problem: What would be an example of an positive (OPTIONS:
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- positive) review?

Answer: Prosecco to start! Guanciale mashed potatoes - life is good! Ok, life got even better. Warm bread served with two spreads, an unsalted butter that is creamy goodness and creamy lardo. Yes, lardo. Oooohhh so nice. Excellent prosecco started us off and we paired it with proscuitto served with thin apple slices. Very nice! We enjoyed the black fettucini served with crab - sooo good. Our main course - the dry-aged bone-in rib eye paired with Aragone red wine. Ho-ly COW it's good! The cart-side table presentation is beautiful, and it's sliced then sprinkled with a little sea salt and a little drizzle of olive oil. We paired it with the spinach - just a bit salty for us, and the guanciale mashed potatoes with marscapone. These mashed potatoes are a MUST TRY! They're served with a poached egg that the waiter breaks and then mixes for you. Beautiful and so incredibly good - the marscapone, guanciale and egg all come together in perfect symphony. How do you improve on such an incredible meal? Warm saffron rice pudding for desert is how, paired with Dindarello dessert wine. Sweet, sweet perfection. I definitely want this again! Thank you Dawn (our server) - it was a great meal!
Input: OPTIONS:
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Generate a negative review for a place
Output: Average sushi here, pretty good lunch specials. Nothing to write home about but if you are hungry and in the area, its a decent meal. Prices are mid to high for sushi. Come in, eat, get out...
input: Write a negative yelp review (OPTIONS:
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- positive).
output: We were lucky to get seated right away - this location is typically packed all day and night. Service was friendly and took care of us. The food was fine but plating was off with the food not taking up the whole plate! I almost felt like I was getting ripped off because only about 1/3 of the plate had food. I got the smokehouse sausage, which was full of smokey goodness with eggs and hash browns. Having hot sauce on each table is a definite plus.
Input: OPTIONS:
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Generate a negative review for a place
Output:
AVOID! Unless, of course, you want a whole bunch of your possessions ruined by water that leaks through the roof and down the back wall of your unit. Unless, of course, you don't mind dealing with employees who truly don't give a shit about you and your ruined possessions. Sure, we took out the insurance. But have we actually gotten to speak to someone yet about our ruined property a week later? No. We stopped by today to get our lock and close the rental agreement. No one was there. Apparently they feel it's ok to take an hour and a half lunch when they are only open from 8 to 5 on Saturdays, because, after all, who gives a shit about customer service? Not U-Store-it, that's for sure. Oh, and their "Courtesy Phone" right next to the office door? The one that you can call and speak to someone when the office is closed? Yeah, it dials and then immediately hangs up. Over and over again. I know because I tried several times. So screw you, U-Store-it. My initial positive impression has only made me angrier.