Problem: Write a positive (OPTIONS:
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A: Vegan fuckin' donuts dude. Every other donut bakes up wishing it could be these donuts. This will be the best thing you put in your mouth in the mornings before work or the mornings after partying on the strip (or you know, both at the same time). Best thing - I don't care how good your lover is, BEST THING YOU'LL PUT IN YOUR MOUTH THAT MORNING. They're fresh. They're served with a smile. They're super inexpensive. They're delicious. They're VEGAN. Nomnomnomnom is the only actual necessary words. I had to write this review hours after eating there, because literally I spend the last several hours going "nomnomnomnom" until my brain remembered it had other thoughts. You know when you fall in love and all you have is stupid romantical thoughts about your new love interest while you're supposed to be doing things like working or grocery shopping or being an adult in general? Yep, that's how I feel after Ronald's Donuts. I was thinking of writing them poetry. Maybe I will. NOMNOMNOMNOMNOM.
Q: positive

A: The good: Any laundromat where you can play an ol' school ms pac man arcade machine while waiting for laundry is kick a$$. A nice gentleman working here helped me out when I was reading loading instructions. I guess I looked confused. Clean place, free WiFi, free soap if needed. 24 hour Walgreens right down the street to buy suds n bubbles. If playing ms pac man is not enough, you have your choice of a dive bar named "champagnes" or a subway while waiting. The scene: I got to talk to some interesting characters while there. One guy, maybe 90 yrs old wearing a hospital bracelet (i think they just kicked him out), said he knew me. Showed me a silver ring with a stone inlay wrapped up in a napkin. He offered it to me. Not sure if he wanted money, but he told me to take it. It might have been worth $1 million dollars, but I told him he should hang on to it. N than there was a gentleman that wanted to tell me he could smell my exhaust, and I might need a tune-up. I explained to him that my car was highly modified and I needed to re-map the computer. He actually understood. Even though I suspected that he and his traveling can collector had not owned a car in some time, it was nice to meet another car enthusiast. What looked like to be a prostitute sat down on the stone wall. Maybe looking for some high rollers at the laundromat at 3am. I did not talk to her. The bad: If you have a lowered car, do not use the side street entrance/exit. I lost some more fiberglass/paint :(
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer: Old airport and really confusing to get around in it or around it. There are 4 terminals - and they are all in need of a renovation. Eateries are OK - pretty standard fare. Lack of charging stations is a definite bummer. It's just an old dingy, sticky airport. It just needs some TLC to bring it back.
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Output: My fiance & I have dined here once for dinner. I enjoyed their hot rocks meal. . . do NOT do the tofu as its not really good & has zero flavor but the rest was delicious. My fiance got the jambalaya seafood bowl which was good but for $30 not worth the price. We've gone for their brunch which is EXCELLENT. Brunch here is completely worth it. I think the biggest deal here is their drink menu & desserts. I am crazy over their s 'mores martini as they're liquid epic.... best paired with their legit s' mores dessert which is an actual fire with a Hersey bar, graham crackers, & 3 different marshmallows. We'll definitely give this place another go for dinner but brunch, desserts, & martinis are really worth the time to try out... you're welcome in advance. :)
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output: ok. this review cannot wait. i am in the middle of my sandwich and it is the best cheese steak i have ever had. holy ****.
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Output:
The food is crap...but it's sooooo cheap! So cheap, I can't afford NOT to eat here!