It was foisted upon me and ummm , the girl was SWEET and I wanted to adopt her , but I was sooooo uncomfortable and ended up giving the dance back to the guy who bought it for me . And I made the mistake of saying my " girlfriend " was upset cuz SK was lookin ' at me and saw I was wishin ' it was Mr. McHottie instead of Ms. Joy and SK said she was SO outta there . From that , Ms. Joy thought WE WERE GAY . Which as you know , I do n't have a problem with but seriously , haaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahaha ! !

A: Why do n't I have a problem with being gay ?

hit in face with lots of stuff .... drunk . We wind up At Jiggers ... and everyone just plops down . Well not me ... but the virgins .

A: Where may I be at right now ?

Hello . I have the internet again . And my computer is nt broken . ish . Tomorrow I am going home again . Kinda ridiculous . I messed up my shoulder at Old Navy . Maybe its because they treat me like a WORK SLAVE !

A: According to the narrator , what may be true about their employer ?

I had a stick in my hand so I kept jabbing it to make sure that where I stepped was safe . As I went farther out onto it , my heart raced more , but I could feel the ice bobbing up and down under me and it was a nice weird kinda feeling . The ocean was calm yesterday so I was pretty safe that it would not all of a sudden start to drift again .

A:
What if the ocean was not calm yesterday ?