I just woke up ( a bit ago ) from a really bizarre dream ( which of my dream are not bizarre ? ) Where there was this thousand ( hundred ? I dunno , really long time ) year war going on , between this evil bitch queen and this royal king and queen ( and all of their subjects , obviously ) . The king and queen were noble and honourable , but the queen , oooh that bitch .

OPTIONS:
- To describe my hopes
- To describe my dreams
- None of the above choices .
- To describe my future
Answer the following question: What may be the purpose of the post ?

To describe my dreams
question: Some guy 's wife called him to tell him she was having problems with their home printer / scanner . And , even after walking her through how to push the power button , it still did n't work . Finally , the guy comes home and opens the scanner bed . Hello ant colony !

OPTIONS:
- There was too much ink inside of it .
- There were too many insects stuck in it .
- There was not enough ink inside of it .
- None of the above choices .
Q: What was causing the printer to malfunction ?

answer: There were too many insects stuck in it .
QUES: Atobe Keigo did n't know this , but he did discover it moments before he struck the surface of the water and it closed over his head . The pressure , the heartbreak , all of it suddenly seemed quite petty and insignificant now that he was scrabbling , winded , for his life . The water , thankfully , was much warmer than he had anticipated , but the weight of his clothes was dragging him down nonetheless . As he sank he wondered how long it would take for someone to find his body .

Question with options: Why is Atobe Keigo flailing his arms around ?
OPTIONS:
- Atobe Keigo is fighting someone .
- Atobe Keigo is trying to swim .
- None of the above choices .
- Atobe Keigo is exercising .
ANS: Atobe Keigo is trying to swim .
Problem: You know what I think is amazing ? That I ' ve been doing this Saturday meme for 9 months now , and I have yet to run out of memes . Granted , I ' m sure along the way I ' ve hit duplicate questions , but the fact that I ' ve had ( almost ) all original memes ? There 's a lot of memes out there .

What day of the week does the narrator share memes ?
OPTIONS:
- The day before Saturday .
- The day after Sunday .
- The day after Friday
- None of the above choices .

A: The day after Friday
Question:
the food was okay . but definitely went through me by the time we went home and i had to have " food babies " according to brenna . after that we got ready to go to the gay bar and meet up with a friend .
Answer the following question: What is the correct order of events ?
OPTIONS:
- poop , eat food , go to the bar
- Eat meal , defecate , go out
- None of the above choices .
- eat food , go to the bar , poop
Answer:
Eat meal , defecate , go out
question: So , here it is , the first day of another September , and I sit here in the virtual eve of my 26th birthday , I find that there is no better time than the present to write a retrospective narrative of the past year , my 25th year . It has been a crazy ride . If ever there were events or people that could have ignited a 1/4-life crisis , they occurred in my life over the past year . Let 's start at the beginning , and go from there .

OPTIONS:
- They are having their thirtieth birthday and that 's scary to them
- They are about to turn 26 , which is a new chapter in their life
- None of the above choices .
- They have suffered a bereavement and it 's changed their life
Q: What reason might this individual have for suddenly becoming introspective ?

answer:
They are about to turn 26 , which is a new chapter in their life