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Output: Don the owner is friendly but his shop is pricey and the bicycle mechanic that worked on my bike is rude. Worked on it twice, the idiot couldn't get it right so had to take to another shop and I will never return.

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Output: WORST Eyebrow wax EVER!!!!! The famous "Tina" everyone else raved about messed up one of my eyebrows and didnt do such a clean job on my lip wax. Not impressed at all. 5 thumbs down.

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Output: maybe I'm giving a bad review because I ordered stir fry at a place that clearly doesn't specialize in stir fry, however, if you have it on your menu it should be up to the standards of everything else. The "spicy" chicken cashew stir fry was...1. not spicy, at all and 2. it was as good as the chicken terriyaki made by healthy choices that you can buy in the frozen foods section of the grocery store. I'm ok with that for $5 like the healthy choices steamer, but I'm not ok with that for $15. I tried the fries from my friends dish and those were ok. From the rumors, I was expecting a lot of flavor, and didn't get much. I ate the remainder because they were ok, but mostly because my stir fry was so small. As far as burgers go, maybe they're good...I don't know. But I won't be returning because the food I had was mediocre at best. I've cooked better stir fry at home. The waiter was great though!

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i have to thank Yelp for being able to recommend this place as a dinner option when my boyfriend and his friends were ordering take away one night. luckily they loved it, but really how could they not?! and when the boyfriend and i headed over to another friend that lived near this pizza take away we suggested it as a dinner option last night. i had great faith that this new branch of la favourita would live up to all the greatness of its mother branch and it most certainly did. we got three pizzas, which names all escape me as we chose via their online menu which is handy pictures of what your pizza will look like with a description of the toppings. one was a spicy chicken, another mushroom, rocket, parmesan, and with added parma ham, and the last mushrooms, ham, artichokes, and parma ham. each one was delicious and made a very enjoyable dinner :) the mushroom pizza was especially as it was a mixture of mushrooms and not just your standard button variety. what i thought was really nice though was that they packed the rocket and parma ham for the pizzas seperately so we could top them at home. this meant that the rocket didn't get all wilty and we had extra parma ham to put on the other pizzas if we wanted. definitely a nice touch and just reminded how much more awesome la favourita is to any other pizza place! so happy that their delivery service is just as good as their restaurant.