Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: This used to be my fave burger joint. However, today my faith was shaken as my turkey burger was a bit charred and very dry. My bun was very hard around the edges and my fries were cold. On a good day the food can be quite good but I think I may need to shake things up a bit and find a new burger bestie. Don't be scared to try it. You just may need to speak up if your food is not cooked right. Good luck in your quest for your Bestie Burger !
Q: negative

A: Absolute worst show in Las Vegas... and I am a very lenient guy. My wife and I are early 30's, Las Vegas residents, and we average 2-3 shows a week. 1) His humor is awful, simply awful. My wife and I kept looking at each other like "why are people laughing". We had seats 4 rows from the very back, the number of people "sneaking out" (aka walking out) was unbelievable, never seen such an exodus from a show. 2) He rewrites song lyrics, with "toilet humor for Republicans" (as my lovely wife put it). Somehow, bashing gays, blacks, and pot smokers got the ABSOLUTE most laughs. We were in the back, we saw you people giving him a standing ovation!! 3) You have to be drunk and on vacation, as we saw most people coming in with sunburns and cocktails. 4) And as some have already pointed out, his picture must be from the 80's, because he looks older than my parents. Save your money for anything else! Now that's advice from a local! I was literally inspired to create a Yelp account after HIS shenanigans.
Problem: What would be an example of an positive (OPTIONS:
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Answer: If you believe in karma and visited Cartel Monday (3/29) and left your iPod (you know the make and model if you really did)... just ask the barista and they should be holding your mobile jukebox. I believe in karma and in return from my good deed, I received a 5 star experience coffee experience. Man, this is a great place to come sit, sip, and vibe. Tonight I went with the Americano with a Mocha to go for the wife. Both are stellar drinks and I picked up a bag of the Black Market Espresso to try at home. As for the sitting, there are a few tables in the front for you to get some one on one time, 2 couches which are fairly comfy and then a lot of cafeteria like arrangements, so if you are a little shy, then grab a cup to go. I would recommend coming in and feeding off the vibe. They usually have some form of good music whether it is the speakers or a live DJ. It is a very industrial feel inside, but the energy is amazing. It is also one of the best cups of joe I have experienced in the valley (whether drinking in or taking out). The coffee has bold rich flavors and it is roasted right there onsite. If you are in during roasting hours, then that just adds to the overall experience. Overall it is a very hip indie vibe and my new hot spot while the wife is in her night classes. Man, this is a great place....oh and don't forget to check your pockets for your iPod.
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Output: This company is a complete sham! "Jessica" told me that the compressor for the a/c unit would be covered, they could not get anyone out there for 2 more days (never mind that it was 103 degrees outside when I called). After much frustration and finally having to get the local sales rep involved, they scheduled repair for the next day. Only, they would not cover the compressor repair. They have only one repair company that they work with for EVERYTHING and refuse to extend beyond that one company when it is too busy. Stay away from this warranty company and go with a larger company if you feel you must have a home warranty.
input: Write a positive yelp review (OPTIONS:
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output: I love the ambiance and decor here. The booths are spacious and comfortable. The service here is magnificent. Everyone is very attentive, friendly and helpful. I'm not sure if this happens often, but we kept getting free small samples. Our server brought what I think was a small pao de queijo and two pieces of chocolate throughout the dinner, which was really nice/neat of them. We had the golden apple salad, which was refreshing and light. We also ordered the tuna tartare which did not seem very fresh and I would not recommend. While they offer other entrees, their steak selection is glorious. They have wet aged 21 days, dry aged 35 days, cows from all over the country and even from Australia. Personally, I think wagyu beef can taste too gamey so i don't really prefer it as much (I know I am weird). I really love a good bone-in rib eye so that is exactly what I ordered. Because it was wet aged and bone in and prime, it was super greasy and juicy. The meat itself was cooked to perfection. Slightly charred on top and very juicy medium rare prime meat on the inside. I didn't order a side, but I think this is where you should get potatoes to soak up all the juice or you save your bread to eat along with the steak because the meat itself and the juiciness can actually be too much after a while. I ended my meal with the chocolate souffle which was very rich. I really enjoyed my meal here, but I wouldn't name it one of my top favorites only because I didn't really care for much else on the menu. Steak alone great, everything else ehh.
Q: negative

A:
Housed in the Chandler Mall, this one just doesn't cut it like the stand alone ones. I've found the cookies to be inconsistent in terms of texture and flavor - some days it's good, others I just wonder if they went a wee bit too happy on the sugar. Sandwiches are ok, but I find there is always something distinctly lacking in their flavor. I just can't put my finger on it. While this is not my favorite location, when I want a sugar cookie or a chocolate chip cookie fix, this one sure beat Mrs. Fields. Upon reading other reviews, I could've sworn I've seen Paradise Bakery in California - southern california.