Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A: Don't have any big expectations whenever you eat here. Babbo's is neighborhood bistro, which means to me that they would be half a step above take out. I've only eaten here twice and I've ordered a different pasta each time. While food is nothing to write home about, the appetizers were creative and even incorporated Mid-East (hummus dip) and asian elements. The food prices were reasonable and the kids portions were generous. I wish they would expand their dessert menu since it only has three items. Nevertheless, I HATE dining in here because of the wait staff. I get it -- the wait staff is young, polite, and accomodating. Then, they say/do something completely asinine that leaves you with such a horrible overall impression of this place. The last time I dined inside there were annoying flies. The waitress gave us an apology and a weird excuse - "the area has a lot of horses so there are a lot of flies"....ookkaay... I asked for to go boxes and she took the plates away. After sitting there for five minutes, I find out that she discarded all the food instead. $30 of barely touched food. I was annoyed but in retrospect who wants to eat food covered in flies? She was an otherwise sweet girl but next time...there won't be a next time.

Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A: This place just really shoots itself in the food with the absolutely atrocious service & lazy food fumbles. We sat at the bar & waited for the bartender & waited & waited. My wife turns to me & says, "I think we're on the pay no mind list." Finally she comes over & blurts out, "Drinks?" That's it. I replied back with one word, "water." All these beers & this chick had nothing to promote. She also didn't offer us a menu. We finally got menus. Barkeep continued her one word service spiel blurting out "food?" I said we would start with the Cilantro Lime Hummus. Without comment, she left. The presentation of the appetizer was ok. A large pool of oil floating on top of the green hummus.- not attractive. Nice flavor & the cilantro, which I love, stood out. Menu says it is served with their "delicious beer bread." Not sure what "beer bread" is but unless its tortilla chips or pita bread, it was absent. The chips were good, but, like I said, it wasn't beer bread. There were some small tomatoes on the plate that were wrinkly with age & should never have been put on the plate. Some really tasty black olives were great. The bartender never offered a beer so I had to ask her. I pointed to some taps on the back bar & asked her what they were & she just said "we don't have that right now" without answering my question. I then asked her if they had draft beer "flights" & she looked at me like I was from Mars, & then said, "Oh, do you mean a beer sampler?" I agreed & asked her what they were & she pointed at a chalk board & said "those over there." She then said, "Here's the menu but it has all the wrong beers listed. Here's a placement but it has all the wrong beers listed too. God I wish they'd get new ones." She then, shockingly, took the time to explain them to me; however, when she picked up the Sunspot Gold sample, she spilled it into the stout & then just shrugged her shoulders as if to say "oh well." She continued, "This is our IPA, it's strong & tastes like rubbing alcohol." Oh, I'll look forward to that one. She continued, "This is our seasonal Winter Brew. It's old, like from November when we made it, so it's like I said, old, & we're trying to get rid of it so try & order it. It's got like 10% alcohol & will knock you on your ass." She also picked up every single beer sample glass by the rim with her fingers. She was right the IPA had a rubbing alcohol after taste. The winter brew also was hard core strong. It almost tasted like someone poured friggin' vodka in it. The Hefeweisen was awesome, with a nice after taste of bananas -really liked it. I also really liked the Sun Devil ale. The sandwiches came out &looked rather tired. Both plates were garnished with pieces of red onion & a sliced tomato; generic looking. Come on, pieces of red onion thrown on there, quit being lazy & slice the friggin onion will ya. Her plate looked rather sad & she said to me, "Honey, my plate seriously needs some love. I at least need some lettuce garnish." I agreed. Our bartender never did a check back so I had to wave her down & ask her for some lettuce. "The cooks told me the lettuce order just came in." Are you kidding me? Come up with a better lie than that. She hated it (Cajun chicken) & ate 3 bites. Near the end of the meal the bartender walked by & said "good?" & I told her "mine is, but my wife doesn't like her's." She said, "oh" & turned & walked away without asking what was wrong. My ground lamb & blue cheese stuffed burger was awesome. I also had asked that they not overcook the lamb & they didn't. MR & oozing with blue cheese! I had the chili with it which was rather blah. It had an ice cream scoop size of sour cream blotted into the small soup cup. Also stupid from a food cost perspective. When the bartender cleared the plates, she failed to ask how everything was. She picked up my wife's plate, looked at the uneaten food, shrugged her shoulders & threw it out. Never asked if we wanted to bring it home either. Just threw it out. Still on the bill. I still wanted to have another beer. My wife said, "NO WAY, I'm not sitting her one more second with this crappy service. This chick sucks & I can't take it anymore" How do you argue with that? So we left. We'll never be back either. A lot of waiting, pulling teeth for any kind of service & a general feeling of being uncomfortable. Great place with awesome potential, but they really shoot themselves in the foot.

Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A:
Okay, this place is sub par... I was looking forward to a nice sushi dinner and was excited to finally go to "Moira." I love sushi and this environment is really cool and swanky. That is appealing and nice. But sushi was okay. They take risks which i respect but missed it a bit. And service was okay. They tried for like 5 minutes and its like they just didn't give a shit once we ordered. It's expensive and over rated. I was just annoyed by the time I left. Go if u want a cool environment and location but other then that it was ...eh'