Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: Great new baseball stadium with logistical challenges. I'm not sure how the D'Backs and Rockies agreed to the very strange layout on the Salt River reservation. There's one way in and one way out. Should you decide to see a minor league game, be prepared to walk an additional 30 mines. This is because the staff, who generally charge $5 for parking (You can talk your way out of this) doesn't know which lot is for which field. These guys sent me to the mountain lot for a D 'Backs minor league game which is near 101. The lot was full, so the parking was on the dirt. Now the fun starts: There only was to see the D'Backs field is to walk through the Rockies piece, around the stadium and through about 6-8 D'Backs fields. (A giant U-shape, which no cut through.) This is a horrible design and signage/staff are weak. Hopefully, this is corrected or it'll be a quiet spot next season!
Q: negative

A: Worst hotel room I ever got in Las Vegas. Star level is misnomer as the hotel rooms do not match what you will pay for. Tiny room, no real bathroom. Toilet room is sliding door that opens to bed area. Same with shower. Unfinished ceiling exposed concrete. Feels like prison when you look up. Bed headboard pointing toward doorway. Big faux pas in Chinese culture cause that's how dead people are laid. Tv is sideways from bed and couch. No closet. Tiny ass sink.... DO NOT STAY HERE.
Problem: What would be an example of an positive (OPTIONS:
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Answer: Might be my favorite hotel anywhere. Chic, retro decor and an amazing staff, soup to nuts. Highly recommend the Valley Ho to anyone staying in Scottsdale.
Input: OPTIONS:
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Generate a negative review for a place
Output: Whoever thinks this is the best steakhouse they've ever been to must live in Antarctica, because this place flatout sucks the bell-end. Moishe's is the classic paradigm of a restaurant running on the fumes of the reputation it once enjoyed eons ago in it's remote, cobwebbed heyday. First of all, it's run out of a moldy second floor 1920's era building with knob and tube electrical wiring and dim, eye-searing light fixtures. The carpets haven't been changed since horses and buggies ruled St. Laurent. However, the wood panelling is delightful and the waitstaff is definitely trained to be as professional as possible. The food? Whatever - nothing to see here, move along. I won't even bother with a description, it's just average run of the mill steak. Anyways, what the hell am I doing, writing a review for this place? Do yourself a favor - add another $100 to the budget and head over to Qeue de Cheval on Rene Levesque.
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output: Having dealt with a number of gun stores here in the Las Vegas area this store is refreshing great customer service, small yes it is but this is now my gun store I own a lower end gun and was getting sick of the sneers and attitude I would get, Oh you have one of those type comments. These guys made me and my wife and sister feel welcome.
Q: positive

A:
Great breakfast and gyro! Haven't had anything else yet. They have great service and a nice patio for us smokers :-) Expect a wait for breakfast Saturday and Sunday!