Sentiment analysis: First and last time I come here. Been waiting for my food for over 45 mins and it doesn't appear as if it will here soon. Bald guy guess he is the manager is nice but nice doesn't fill the belly. House bread is gone and now my patience.
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negative

Sentiment analysis: Have you ever been home when your mom's really mad and it's because of something you did like duck out of the house without saying goodbye and disappearing for three days without having called once? Well you know how when your mom is that mad, she acts just a little bit crazy, like a little bit straight-jacketed, clinically insane? That's how I felt ordering pizza here and I hadn't even gone on a three-day bender at the age of 17. The woman behind the counter was nuts. I don't know. Maybe something terrible happened to her that day. I will give her that and assume that the only reason she was acting as weird as she was is because she ran out of hot water and took a cold shower, her car broke down and found out that her favorite TV show was not going to be renewed next season. My friend was ordering for three of us and we ordered one pizza, a medium or something. She goes, "That's pretty small for three people." No, it's not. We just wanted a few slices each, no need to gorge. She also looked pissed. Like... pissed, insulted you would ever order such a small portion. So my buddy goes, "Fine. I'll take wings too." After a bit I mention I'm thirsty, we should get some drinks. "Bottled water?" She presumes. "No," My friend says. "We'll just take iced water on tap." And she rolled her eyes. So I go outside and I realize, hey. Where's my water? I go back inside and ask for three waters again. She looks at me and stops what it is she's doing and stammers when she speaks as though I asked her to please help me hoist a car up a skyscraper. "I--I--ahh-ah-ah... I'm gonna bring it out to you, okay?" There were only two other people inside, so what the fuck? I go outside. Maybe ten minutes pass and no water. I hit up the market right next door and buy some bottled water because I'm done dealing with Crazy. She comes out with our waters and is like, "These were waiting for you on the counter." That's when I knew that, for sure, she was nuts. Our pizza came. It was the Monsoon. I didn't like it. I like non-traditional pizza. I've had pizza with fried chicken and gravy and loved it. This, though? A swirling typhoon of ranch dressing with peppers and bananas and... you know, man, it could be good. It really could be. But when I got it and bit into it, I liked it at first and my enjoyment slowly turned into disgust as it went along. I'm actually giving another star for the guy who worked there. He was legitimately nice and when he asked us if we were doing okay, it sounded like he gave a shit.
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negative

Sentiment analysis: Yelp 365 Challenge: 48/365 Alright, hypothetical scenario, what would be your response to the following: Say you just met someone you're really interested in. You're first encounter was a success and a second is inevitable. However, scheduling is hard between the two of you. As a compromise, the person says "Hey, I've got a younger sibling. They're just as hot as me (if not more), and about 8 years younger. I know you guys will totally get along... Don't worry, I don't mind sharing. Oh, and your date is totally on me!" *********************!!!!!!!!!!Jackpot!!!!!!!!!!********************* That's basically how my relationship with The Palazzo started. After my first encounter with The Venetian, I was totally a fan and couldn't wait to get back there. Naturally, I enrolled in their loyalty program (Grazie) and started to receive offers for free rooms. Sadly, our schedules weren't a good fit. However, in walks in the younger, sexy sibling... The Palazzo. The rest is history! The Palazzo is the younger, modern, and chic sibling I was thrilled to meet. Her vibe is very sexy and tantalizing while maintaining a demeanor of cool and collected. Think beautiful woman in a sexy outfit commanding a boardroom full of CEO's. The crowd here is definitely older and more eclectic. She attracts a more diverse crowd comprised of international travelers from around the globe. Again, I'm in love with the rooms because they are all suites! The smallest room they have here is 720 square feet! Layout is pretty much the same as The Venetian. But the in-room decor and accents are updated. To quote Barney Stinson "Newer is Better". The standard suite is either 1 King or 2 Queens, sunken living room, marble bathroom/foyer, separated shower and bath, 40" flat screen in the living room, 40" at the base of the bed, and 19" flat in the bathroom. The Palazzo also has some of the best on property amenities! My favorites include Emeril Lagasse's Stadium, Cut by Wolfgang Puck, and Grand Luxe Cafe. The casino is great because of the large vaulted ceilings. The smell of cigarette & cigar smoke is dispersed nicely. They even have a non-smoking corridor which is great! Overall, The Palazzo is my second home away from home. I am more than thrilled to stay here when I'm in town. My only gripe is the bottleneck that can occur in the elevator banks when conventions are in town. The Palazzo is closer to the convention halls and thousands of people coming and going at the same time really congest the elevators. But that's minor!
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positive