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An example of an positive review: We went all Asian on the night at La Betise. We chose to go on $1 oyster Monday, and bought the tasting menu coupon on one of the deal sites. In the end we paid around $50 per person for drinks, dozen of oysters and a crazy amount of food. We were almost too full to move at the end of the night. For the oysters, we got Raspberry Point for the night. It was really delicious and if we didn't have the tasting menu coming, we might have just sat there and go through dozens of oysters. The cocktails were not strong, but very tasty. And the nice presentation just lifted our spirits. The food at La Betise is Asian fusion. My favorites out of the tasting menu are definitely the crab bites and salmon tartare. The crab bites combined a whole bunch of ingredients in one bite and is just a burst of flavor in the mouth. For the salmon tartare, it has avocado and sauce in the bottom to enhance the experience. I was really looking forward to the General Tao poutine. But when we got to that point, everyone was simply too full to enjoy the taste...

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An example of an negative review: What sounded like a promising and even delicious burger, the Buffalo Ranch, arrived at my table as a total disappointment. To start with, the "seasoned" burger resembled a thick piece of cardboard in both taste and texture. This was topped with soggy shredded lettuce, a flaccid slice of tomato, and a barely detectable dab of buffalo sauce. The creamy ranch dressing and shaved red onion? Non-existent. Supposedly coupling this culinary disaster were "seasoned" fries (when I asked what they were seasoned with, the response was salt and pepper), and a pickle spear (also forgotten). At least the server Brandon was a nice guy and he offered to remove the burger from my check. For this, and the fact that the place serves beer and has sports on tv, Fox gets two stars.

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An example of an negative review: Score: 2.5 I don't think Mario Batali would be happy with our experience. The setting is gorgeous: a faux Piazza San Marco that is always sunny, but not hot, and only one well behaved pigeon. The cafe, itself is charming with faux outdoor seating and a magnificent refrigerated tower for cheese and salumi. If only the food and service matched this santized version of Venice, we would be singing its praises. The service is the poster child for LVSS (Las Vegas Service Syndrome -- "I will never see you again, so you are just an annoyance that must be dealt with" -- they do not rely upon regulars like most restaurants). The hostess exuded boredom as we approached her station. Our server was sluggish, coughed incessantly, was unfamiliar with the cheeses, and generally could care less. Being in the industry, we were appalled. We tried being extra nice, but no amount of warmth could encourage a glint of caring. The food is pretty good. They use quality ingredients, but again, no one really cares or has passion for food. The pizza is OK, but not wood fired. The pasta (I had the bucatini) was good but nothing exciting. We ordered a portion of wine listed as 250ml which is about 8oz and it was not even close. This could be excusable if the prices were not so high. I do not suggest this place. Mario Batali has some fine restaurants, but this is not one of them.

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An example of an positive review: Love this place like Ultimat Vodka. 1. Go early and dirty-that way you wont mind the grime you get all over from rooting around for shoe bargains. 2. If you see something u like, grab it-you can try on later. 3. Don't let the hausfraus give you the evil eye-all's fair in this place, as long as you are discreet in your war. My fav is when girl A and I both reach for shoes. I will carry my 1 shoe around and shop while she trails me, her focus totally broken by the one shoe she cannot have. 4. I stay away from the clothes for 2 reasons A-I am not cool with parading my fat ass around the communals for everyone to see and B-the clothes usually have some defect, even if not immediately noticeable. Friends have bought shirts that were sewn funny, pants where the pockets were never sewn in, a dress that had a cut so that one strap was 2 inchs longer, etc. 5. use the facilities at home before arrival, and don't drink at all while inside. nothing worse than having to go, getting in line w/ faboo finds to find out the checkout line is almost 45 min. long. *Best Buys*- A brand new pair of knee high Docs for $40 Pair of satin blue floral Pumas for 5 bucs (with $85 tag in) Lime green chucks for $10 Black suede Adidas for my gf-$22.00