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Output: Trying another AUCE sushi joint cuz damnit, I'm hungry and this spot is right by my credit union that I stopped at and because SOMETHING is going on with Woo Che! Second day I've rolled by there and they've been closed! AND I almost went to go try Korean Garden BBQ cuz they have a pretty cheap AUCE BBQ price but I quickly pulled up some reviews and they were weird. ANYHOO. This is what I stuffed into the fat girl stuck inside of my body: Spicy Garlic Edamame - a little overcooked, some of the shells were downright MUSHY. The flavor was OK. A little spicy, but not much and the garlic flavor was rather mild. I LOVE garlic. Marinated Pork Belly - I have been CRAVING pork belly lately! This didnt necessarily satisfy my craving either. The pork belly itself was melt in your mouth tender and the marination was aiight. Not bad at all - I am just personally craving some samgyupsol! Grilled Shishito Peppers - served with Bonito flakes on the side. I always love shishito peppers but these could have use some togarashi! Crispy SS Crab - I highly DON'T recommend this. Too much breading and not enough flavor. I even tried dipping it in some spicy mayo but ended up just leaving the other half, untouched. Baked New Zealand Mussel in Dynamite Sauce - these were good. Nothing stuck out about them but they werent bad at all. Seafood Dynamite - good as well. Typically these taste the same wherever I get them. Not bad at all. Tuna Poke - this was REALLY good! A little seaweed salad on the side and just enough seasoning and spiciness to leave me wanting more! Jalapeno Popper - spicy tuna and cream cheese inside the jalapeno and deep fried. Um. No. I ate one out of the four. Just not a good combination and really not much flavor. They probably deseeded the jalapeno taking all of it's delicious spiciness with and the half way cooked spicy tuna inside wasn't cuttin it. Besides, COOKED spicy tuna is NOT something I EVER look forward to. The Nigiri I tried was: Tuna, Albacore, Super White Tuna, Salmon and Yellowtail. ALL of it was VERY good. Very fresh tasting and fatty and melt in your mouth. The Albacore was kind of fishy but that just might be how the fish is suppose to be. I'm not a fan of really fishy tasting fish, but some people are! Anyway I finished off my meal with a salmon and avocado hand roll and a banana split!!!! I love handrolls and this one did not disappoint! Really good quality fish! And my banana split was a nice small personal size - just a scoop of vanilla with a banana and some chocolate syrup. Simple and tasty. Four stars for the NIGIRI. Three stars for the rest of the menu.

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Output: I initially found out about this place through a coupon service. The 1st three times I got the fries smothered in red chiles and a breakfast item. I dined in once and remembered that the service was pleasant. But tonight was eye opener. I called to place a pick up order and the lady I spoke to had a very bad attitude plus she took down the wrong order. I ordered a combo burrito and she took it upon herself to charge me for a Carlito's burrito which is a dollar more. She urged me to make up my mind about beans and rice because she had a line of people. I'm sorry but when I asked if I can place an order over the phone, and she saying yes, was guarantee that I was a paying customer, just like everyone else. If you don't have the integrity to treat all customers as customers, then don't take phone orders. I arrive 15 minutes later to pick up the food and when I arrived she was behind the cash register. She looked at me and then walked into the dining area to bus a couple of tables. So, as a customer who is present, now the empty tables are more important than the customer. I see the problem now. She is discriminant towards particular customers in an inconsistent manner. She had a tip jar that was filled, but to be honest with you, if she treated everyone like she treated me, that jar would have nickels and pennies. The whole transaction had no greeting, no thank you or appreciation for business and couldn't even muster up a smile. I had like 13 cents change, and that tip jar was not deserving of a penny. The 2 stars was because my friend liked the burrito, and the fries I ordered had flavor. I don't know how Zagat grades these businesses, but if they send secret shoppers they will see what I'm talking about.

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Output: I went to BurGR with some co-workers. I had the Chanterelle burger and I LOVED it! The fig and onions on it were so good. My co-wokers had the Hell's Kitchen burgers and they said they really liked it them. I really liked the truffle parmesan fries and I highly recommend that you get them. YUMMY! We also had the jalapeno poppers, we all loved them. We all like spicy food so none of us knew if we got the japapeno with the seeds because we are use to spice. I also recommend trying these the dipping sauce for them is really good. The last thing we ordered was the sticky toffee pudding pops. I'm not a big desert person but after reading everyone's reviews on them we had to try them. They were DE-LISH! I thought the service was great but I really wish they would take reservations. Our wait was 45 minutes so it wasn't to bad. I really recommend coming here because its a great atmosphere, food is great, and good service.

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Absolutely terrible service. Too many people standing around socializing and not servicing. Meal was decent but the appetizer was terrible and after one bite, we left it untouched but were never asked why. Bland food and watered down drinks. I'll even complete their online survey to help them get a clue but wouldn't return for the freebie for doing so.