This task is about translating a given Spanish language sentence to English.
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Question: Se que tiene dos hemisferios, igual que el culo; y asi nos va. Asi que hay que aprender a gestionarlos para no cagarla.

Answer: I know it has two hemispheres, just like the buttocks, and that's what we have, so we need to learn to differentiate them

Question: Y al contar historias cada uno de nosotros comprendera el universo de su propia manera.

Answer: And in telling stories, each of us is going to understand the universe in our own way.

Question: Si, su senoria.

Answer:
Yes, Madame.