Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer: If I was a local, this would be my spot. We sat out on the patio next door with our caps and could not have been happier!

Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer: I was drawn in by the Groupon deal, and tricked by deceptive Yelpers with their comments on its authenticity and romantic atmosphere. The pictures were even more so misleading as the plates looked edible. I am sorry but this place's best years are behind it, somewhere far in the rearview. There's no longer good food being made here, if ever. The staff is also sketchy, I felt as though the effort to please was there, but the ability to do so was out of reach. The restaurant is located next to a dumpster, so the place REAKED! We ordered: the lamb shank and the seafood puff. Both were gross, would not go back. We took a few bites and couldn't finish any of our food. Stay away, our meal would have been 50 bucks and it would have devastated us if we had paid full price. Our meal came with complimentary bread & butter and a basket filled with random vegetables. Bread was cold and stale. The butter was NOT butter. I tried a tomato from the basket and couldn't even swallow it. If you are the owner of this restaurant you need to stop, drop, and roll. Reassess this place and the meals you are serving.

Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer:
This place sucks. First, if you're not a local they charge a ridiculous cover charge. I had to pay $10 on a Wednesday! Second, the female bartender has no personality and acts like you owe her for being there. She totally hates her job and makes everyone feel that negative vibe. The two guy bartenders were good in that they were at least responsive and attentive. The show sucked and the drag queen that performed had a huge run in her stockings. So second class. Otherwise, it's an OK club.