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An example of an positive review: We came to Kanji with a few friends. And, of course, we started off the night with a couple of drinks. Sake Bombs and a special drink made by the owner. Kanji is clean, service is great, and the chef put on a great show at our table. He made a great meal even better by his presentation. Very visual, from making eggs look like flowers, rice into Square Bob, and the volcano out of the onion rings. The dinner was not only entertaining but, delicious, from appetizers to main course. I just wish our group was as loud, as the other table. Yelling for Sake Bombs. Next time we'll have to get a little more rowdy. This is a great place to bring your close friends and get loud with the staff. The only real negative is that the parking lot is really packed and you have to keep going around in circles looking for a space. I wish Kanji luck in the future. The owner and staff are fun and grateful. Which makes for a great night out.

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An example of an positive review: I was very excited when this place opened in my neighborhood. I am a huge fan of Chicago Style Hotdogs and this place did not disappoint. I never shy away from the hotdog, so I can't give an opinion on the rest of the menu. The fries are good (I get a side of chili and cheese) and the hotdog is great. The only reason I didn't give the extra star is because the parking lot sucks, but that is the same for every business at that location, and they don't serve the fries in a separate container so you have to get the chili and cheese in side cups.

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An example of an negative review: Visited Eide's when I was working in Pittsburgh. I collect mostly toys so I spent a lot of time downstairs. Let's just say that there is a reason the cliche exists of the old, fat, balding assholes with ponytails. The group that trolls the sales counter are a bunch of scumbags. Went in to buy something that they were selling for a total of $107.00, and they told me that if I waited a week they were having a giant sale and I could get it as an even better deal. So I rolled the dice and took the chance. Low and behold, it was still there, I was very happy, but when I went to pay, the item had suddenly risen in price by almost $75.00. You could still see the level of dust that was there from how long it was sitting on the shelf. You could also see the sticker over the old one. When I called them on their shit, they didn't know whether to shit or wind their watch. A bunch of deceitful assholes. I'm willing to bet that it's still sitting there. The rest of the place and employees were nice enough, but the toys stooges were a bunch of basement dwelling fuck tards.

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An example of an positive review: Not healthy or remotely good for you, but still... it's really yummy. Nothing special in regards to a dining experience and they kind of treat you like cattle, but that's just their style. They get food out to lots of people fast. This is a good place for a quick lunch. They close early on Sunday- which is really annoying!