Problem: Write a positive yelp review.
A: Great club! Patrons be weary . . . We attended this club when Diddy was hosting and everybody knows ain't no party like a Diddy party. Guys I would highly recommend bottle service, a table, and a trendy suit.

Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A: This restaurant give me a profound case of chronic eye-blech and the only cure for this is severe eye-rolling. It makes me feel silly being in here, the corniness of the grounds, down to the "slide" into the restaurant and the token longhorn out front. Its one of those places that you smile at your company and pretend that the BBQ ribs are delicious and not massively fatty as if the steer was fed in the corn varietal Cap'n Crunch. I feel slightly embarrassed as a Phoenician that THIS is the place they choose to host the participants of the Valley bowl games, as it does not represent the authenticity of the gorgeous valley cuisine. It's beginner Texas Bar-B-Que, which, if its a style you're unfamiliar with, tastes adequate. I'm not sure I even saw a pit or a smokehouse on the premises, so in retrospect, I would actually think about sticking with the chicken. But there ARE some positives to Rustler's Rooste. The views are second to none for a Phoenix-area restaurant. And they serve Shiner Bock on tap, into a mason jar, and down your gullet. Their happy hour specials seem really good, and you know, when discussing the matter of your middle-aged co-workers in Friday jeans and hair buns, The Rooste's thematics actually works in a charming way. As a bonus, you actually get to avoid the throngs of MidWesterners and their children during this time of the day. Overall, this place is a very uncreative knock-off of Cattleman's Steakhouse in Fabens, Texas.

Problem: Write a positive yelp review.
A:
I like this place. So far I have tried the hummus and the falafel, it was good. I lived in Israel, so I have eaten my fair share of middle eastern cuisine. The only feedback I have is that the store looks a bit dirty. I think that could be a turnoff to some.... I think they could do a few things to freshen the place up and make it known they serve food, I think they would get more business this way, and people would not miss out on the great middle eastern cuisine. The man at the front desk is very kind as well.