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Output: The outfield fence is very tall when it doesn't need to be; move the wall out and shorten the height. You can't bring in food. This is the only ballpark I've ever been to where this is the case. To add to it, the food options once you get inside are very unimaginative. The grass is always half dead, even on opening day. There arn't enough windows for buying day of game tickets / will call. Metal benches are very uncomfortable. You would think that after 30 years you would eventually upgrade to seats. Don't go on dollar beer night. The douchebaggery is at sky high levels.

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Output: Stay away! They will scratch up your car. Visited this place for the first and last time and noticed tons of fine scratches on lower rear quarter panel and bumper. Not sure if it came from the wash brushes or brushes the employees use prewash, but I'm 100% sure they came from wiki. Stick to hand washing or pay someone. If you have to use a wash, I'd suggest Auto Bell.

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Output: I rarely visit comic book shops, but I still consider myself a die-hard comic book geek. I found out about Gotham City Comics after meeting the co-owner Miguel down the street at Monsterland. It was the final week of Monsterland being open, so I dragged a friend in to see it and enjoy a last-chance beer in a bona fide Temple of Geekdom. Miguel was wearing a red Flash hoodie and having a beer at the bar with friends. After some casual banter, I knew I had found a kindred spirit and scholar of all things comic-booky. It was great fun to geek-out with someone so knowledgeable about the DC Universe (my particular obsession). Once I was clued into the existence of this enterprise that catered to comic-book fans and coffee drinkers, I had to check it out. I was not disappointed. I used Free Comic Book Day as an excuse to see Miguel again and he made my visit memorable. I stuck largely to the graphic novels and hardback books section, but ordered a coffee and perused the store. I settled on a great coffee-table book featuring legendary Superman comic-book cover art, but Miguel upsold me on a trade hardback of Identity Crisis, an entry in the DC Crisis portfolio I hadn't even been aware of. When it came time to pay, I outed myself as fanboy by revealing my Tyvek Superman wallet. This was not a huge novelty since it appeared that both Miguel and Jaime (who whipped me up a tasty iced vanilla latte) both sported Tyvek wallets. I guess it's not difficult to be out-geeked here! Love the vibe of this place. It's an indulgent little store that feels like the Bottle City of Kandor meets Comic-con. I shall return, and next time I may throw down for the kryptonite tchotchke!

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Seriously, how does a casino in Vegas go bankrupt? They have every advantage over the gambler. And this one has a prime location. The executives here must be as clueless as the boys from "The Office". They're not spending all that lost money on renovations. I've seen Chipotles with nicer interiors. This haunted house is open all year long.