Problem: Write a positive (OPTIONS:
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A: nice course
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A: FINALLY authentic tapas is catching on the in the Valley. Went here for a quick bite Friday night. We were seated quickly and our waitress was VERY good. Had a pitcher of the white sangria- totally refreshing and went well the the rolls they serve before dinner. Their aioli that comes with the rolls is SO good and very light. I could (and was) eat it with a spoon. We only did tapas, although the waitress SWORE by the paella. We followed the pitcher of sangria with a pitcher of mojito. A little weak, but you get a ton for $9 so no complaints. In fact I found the lighter mojito paired well with the food and you could drink more. There were only two of us, so we didn't even finish it. The prices on the tapas are really low. Like most dishes being in the 5-7 dollar range. You get a decent amount for that. We got the Spanish tortilla-which came with more aioli. It was a nice wedge of eggy-potatoey goodness served at the perfect temp. Very filling for under $5. A great side to the meat dishes. We also ordered the crab-stuffed red peppers with saffron sauce. The saffron sauce was a little light for my tastes, but good. The peppers were well cooked, well cleaned (I HATE skin on red peppers) and really worked with the crab. Only $7. We also tried the pork loin wrapped in bacon and in a sauce made with almonds. Super tender pork but still not to dry. I had not had a similar sauce before, very nice. Again pretty light. My wife ate most of it because at this point I was getting very full but still really wanted to try the oxtail. I was glad I had saved room. The sauce was so rich and smokey and it came out piping hot. I could really go on and on about the sauce. I got a HUGE piece of oxtail which I ended up having to just pick up and chew on. Oxtail is always a pain and I praise the waitress for telling me to just go for it and pick it up. All in all we spent $50 and got really drunk and really fed. The atmosphere is very fun and the chefs come out and mingle with a wine skin they squirt in your mouth. Definitely will go back, in fact, going there for my birthday tonight!
Problem: What would be an example of an positive (OPTIONS:
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Answer: This is a lovely bed and breakfast!! The staff is extremely helpful, the building is absolutely beautiful and it is in a really great location! The staff recommended that we try a restaurant down the street called Benjamin's, we enjoyed it so much!! The breakfast in the morning was delightful! The staff also tried to make sure we had plans of fun things to do. There was also a very cute dog. Overall really great!! I would definitely stay here again. They also let you come and go as you please throughout the stay!
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Output: I used to like Amsterdam's when I was younger. There was usually a fun crowd, decent music and I would recommend it to my girlfriends as a great place to get our dance on during the weekends. The drinks were decently priced and poured, and more often than not the bartenders were friendly. Most of that seemed to have changed. I went in there for St. Patrick's day to meet some friends. The place was DEAD, there were about 8 of us in there until well after 10 and the music was awful. The real kicker though? I ordered a club soda which they used a single (low ball, small glass) to squirt some fountain club soda in to and then charged me 3 bucks. I've never in my life been charged for club soda that comes out of a fountain. When I asked about it the bartender was pretty rude. And he really bad hair, like he had stuck his finger in a light socket. Maybe they think they are in Snottsdale now? Maybe being decent to your customers is going out of style.. Whatever it is they won't be getting any more of my business.
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output: i rarely, if EVER give 1 stars so based you could only imagine how HORRENDOUS the food was. came here with 2 friends and orders the sisig, lechon and sisig soft tacos. the lechon was so deeply fried it felt like i was eating greasy pork jerky. nothing but fat grease and rock hard pork. maybe I'm not Filipino enough to appreciate sisig but i had some the other day at salo salo it was wonderful and tasted like heavenly bliss. sisig at this place? tasted like mushed up dog food. it was so mushy i actually contemplated giving it to my dog but i held back because i didn't want to feed him absolute CRAP i feel very bad for giving the bad rating but this definitely tops my list of BAD FOOD experiences. service was fine, the restaurant decor was fine, the food was just unacceptable. as my friend quoted, this is also the only place where we had to ask for boxes just to be nice since we left almost our entire meal on the table.
Problem: What would be an example of an positive (OPTIONS:
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Answer:
The Willy Street location of Lao Laan-Xang is very small but we were seated at a window seat on a beautiful Saturday and it was very comfortable. The service at Lao Laan-Xang was attentive from the moment we walked in and throughout the meal. The menu has a managable variety of dishes and many are able to be prepared vegetarian/vegan. The server guided me toward the squash curry with Thai basil and I am very glad he did. I ordered it Native Lao - a very manageable level of heat - and enjoyed the way the spiciness cut through the rich coconut cream. I look forward to trying the mango curry, another popular dish, as well as the Monday daily special of ginger tofu. The only drawbacks in my experience: there were not many appealing meat-free appetizers nor does Lao-Laan Xang offer brown rice. Considering the neighborhood it is in, I believe that they would have sufficient interest to merit both. Note: Lao-Laan Xang is not open on Sundays. Daily specials throughout the week make this a place worth visiting after work as well as on the weekends.