Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Example Input: Wearing a white suit, someone walks up with a line of staff all holding up umbrellas. Now dressed, someone
Example Output: steps downstairs and kisses someone on her belly.

Example Input: The little girl performs a routine with a baton. The girl
Example Output: does the gymnastic routine.

Example Input: Snow drifts down on the plot where a small number of gravestones are clustered. Someone
Example Output:
looks down at the pocket and smiles at someone.