Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: I only came to this place because I have some coworkers that love this place so I went along. Not ever having been here I decided to go with the Orange Chicken (white meat) entree with the fried rice. The employee's at the counter taking my order were not that friendly but I made small talk with them and they seemed to be more friendlier...they must have been having a bad day or something. My coworker's and I seated ourselves and when our food was ready it was brought over to us. We got extra plates and shared some of our food with each other to see what we liked and disliked. The food is ok...I mean it's not anything special. Nothing really stood out to me like I must have this again. All in all, they like to come here but then they must not enjoy eating great food! I've had it twice and I most-likely won't go back unless I'm dragged again kicking and screaming!
Q: negative

A: Overrated! Overpriced! They reheat their pizza, the guy pulled out a slice of cold pizza from underneath the counter and reheated for us. Needless to say, it tasted like a day old pizza reheated in the microwave, who knows when it was cooked.... Compared to a Lombardi's white pizza, well there is no comparison. The Secret Pizza was luke warm (that reheating thing does not work for me), the cheese was really chewy (baked hours ago), and the crust was not really that thin like a true NY pizza. Overall, this place is way overrated and overpriced. $6 for a slice of pizza is no deal...... This place should stay "secret," BTW, unlike many of the other reviews, I was sober when I ate the pizza....
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer: Can't believe we drive 40 miles for this place. What a joke! They only take cash or check, come-on in 2012, pay the merchant fee and get a credit card machine. Then you have to separately order and pay for food and drink. Yes that's right, go stand in two different lines. No refills on soft drinks, horrible beer selection and the worst BBQ chicken pizza I've had. I didn't know you could screw that up. We came, we tried, we won't be doing it again!
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Output: Well, I saw the diner profiled on the local public TV channel. I love diners and almost anything retro, so I decided to give it a try. The place looks nice and def' has the look. It ends right there. The server took the drink order and brought us two coffees, barely half filled. The cups looked they were from the '50s due to the condition, but let's forget about details. A few minutes later I placed my order, simple french toast and an omelet. 45 minutes later, I had no food and see people that have entered after me finishing their meal. My half filled coffee had never been refilled and the server took an order at the table next to us... she walked right past my table and didn't even look. After 45 minutes, I walked across the diner and asked the server what was going on with out order. "I don't know. I'll check" she retorted. Her lack of concern irritated me and I said "I have been waiting patiently for 45 minutes." I don't know, let me check" she replied, as if it were a recording. I sat down for another five minutes and got NO attention or answer. After seeing the movie "Waiting" I figured my time was up for a safe meal, so I left and nobody said anything to me. At 44 years of age, I can say that it was the WORST dinding experience I have ever had. SKip this dump and hit Owen's bagel shop and deli. Great service and food, unlike Mattie's.
input: Write a negative yelp review (OPTIONS:
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output: "The sensual side of Cirque du Soleil" said in my Barry White voice... Why oh why am I giving Zumanity only 3 stars??? +1 star for spectacular visuals +1 star for some acrobatic feats +1 star for the "Human Pretzel" guy...ouch! +1 star for crowd participation +1 star for titties! -1 star for a number of corny midwest "moms & pops" type humor -1 star because the creepy french guy nonchalantly grabbed my wife's thigh as he walked by (I'd be willing to deduct 1/2 point for the humor of it all) It was a decent show but nothing compared to the other Cirque du Soleil performances. Lots of eye candy for both men and women...if that's important to you. My wife and I also had the misfortune of sitting in front of a NASCAR bachelorette party from hell. They were hee-hawing and yoo-hooing throughout the whole performance...and everytime the Fabio-looking dude with the washboard abs came on, they were whispering out loud "oh he's so hot!!!" like little high school girls...dude, you had to see this cheeseball to know what I mean... ...Picture the hair of Sandra Bernhard with the face of a young Elias Koteas from the movie "Some Kind of Wonderful" with washboard abs and huge pectorials wearing spray painted breakaway acid washed jeans...yup, ACID WASH JEANS...with some white pleather Chess King slash International Male tassel jacket...and to top it all off...drumroll please...WHITE COWBOY BOOTS!!! That's who they were swooning over. Talk about trying to hit the lowest common denominator. ...and I tried to leave this mental picture in Vega$ but it just came back to haunt me...damn!
input: Write a positive yelp review (OPTIONS:
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output:
Good service, great food, large plates. Good price!! First time in the area and found this little book and love it! We had the chocolate chip pancakes with eggs and toast, and southwestern omelette with chorizo instead if chicken!! It's amazing, will come back!