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Output: The checkin system crazy. Don't mind a wait for a good place to eat, but being told to just hover around and check back every 20 minutes is interesting. Invest in the pager system. After hovering around the hostess station for about a half and hour we were seated. It took almost 10 minutes before our waiter acknowledged us. By this time we knew exactly what we wanted and just ordered at the same time we asked for water. Water took almost another 10 minutes and we then had to ask another bus boy? waiter? to get it for us. When another couple was seated in our area, I timed it from sit down to when he first approached them and it mirrored our experience. So this was obviously a very poor waiter who needs to either be re-trained or doing something else. The bread and butter to came out with meal. We ordered the burgers to try. They were good, but not anything to make me want to endure their check-in system and poor service for. We had eaten burgers at Mon Ami Gabi the day before and they were much better and we had A+ service. Not to mention the price at Mesa was no deal. I'll pay a lot for a good burger, but not when there is crappy service, forget it. Our waiter basically ignored us until near the end of our meal. Then he came back about every minute to try and "be our friend". I get that whole recency effect. He figures we will give him a tip based on that. Wrong. I would never come back to the Mesa Grill. With so many other great places to eat in Vegas with top-notch service, I would rather take my money and time there.

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Output: Delivery was much faster than the "45-60 minutes" as advertised. The fried rice was too spicy for my wife. The duck in the rice was full of gristle and bone. It also was overcooked way more than delivery should be. (I know delivery will always be a little overcooked.) The crab rangoon was soggy and gross and there was very little filling. The filling that we could taste in the rangoon was, at best, ok. It might have been better, but the outside was so gross that we didn't taste the filling too much. My wife spit it out in her napkin (she never does this). Not again.

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Output: We've gone twice so far, with positive-mixed results. Beer is great - as someone who comes from a huge microbrew area, finding a good brew pub was a must for my husband and I when we moved to Phoenix. Atmosphere is nice - we can bring our dog on the patio, it looks out over downtown Chandler, which is adorable. It's a good mix of families, couples, singles - fun place to be. Food - meh. I don't know a better way to describe it. It's a little overpriced, a little boring, but not bad. I think most of the time it's just underwhelming. If I want a good burger, I'd go somewhere else. I'll go here for a brew pub atmosphere.

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I really enjoyed this indoor play gym. Today was my first visit, and being a first time guest you are given a free visit for your kids. It basically looks like a giant oversized play area that you would find inside any fast food restaurant, only better! This is definitely a place I will come back to. It's not overly expensive, it's indoors, it's neat and very clean. My kids had so much fun that they both fell asleep in the car on the ride back home. My only negative comment would have to be that it's a bit too far for me to drive on a regular basis. I live on base. Also if they could work on getting a snack bar of some sort, that would be a huge plus for this spot. I also want to mention that there is a place for the parents to sit and be comfortable while the kids are running around. And they offer free wi-fi which I love! I would probably hang out here a lot more if it weren't so far, maybe someone could open up one of these near Nellis AFB, that would be great, mmmk?? Thanks. Other than that, it's a great fun place to take your kids.