Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A: I signed up for Yelp just so that I could let people know more about the Casino Royale... Customer Service is not something that the Casino Royale Hotel should be known for. We arrived early Friday morning, and were not able to check in early, despite being told that we would be able to if a room was available. After our second attempt at getting into a room, they took our number and told us that if one was available before the official time, they would call us. We received no call, and checked in at 1pm. After being up for over 30 hours, we went to bed, waking up only to venture out for dinner. The next morning we were awakened at 11am by a phone call from housekeeping, informing us that housekeeping would be leaving at 11:30, and if we wanted our rooms clean, they would have to be cleaned within the next 15 minutes. When it came time to check out, we asked for an extra hour late check-out via a personal phone, due to the hotel phone having broken. We were then informed that Casino Royale "doesn't do late check-outs". Overall, you get what you pay for. Casino Royale is first and foremost a cheap casino, with the hotel an afterthought.

Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A: This is one of those buffets akin to Ryan's or Golden Corral where everyone at the table kinda stares at their "food" and then one another like "This is probably a baaad idea...". One of those where you're genuinely concerned about what the aftermath will be. The only saving grace is that I didn't turn up with food poisoning. I don't get how this place got so many good reviews. I would definitely not recommend going on seafood night - it's more expensive and the selection is a joke. I could probably list on 2 hands the variety of items offered. The sushi was not sushi. It was a shitload of rice surrounding unidentifiable gray stuff. That's not an exagerration for comedic purposes. The peel & eat shrimp were small and flavorless. The shrimp with shells on were seasoned and actually really tasty but messy. The crab legs were typical buffet crab legs. Aside from the seafood, they had mushy spaghetti, cold bread, old veggies and some very unattractive looking meat specimens. The desserts were a joke. Pay the extra money and head to the Bellagio buffet. This place was sickening.

Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A:
That 'Combo Mambo' door chime is THE WORST!!! I had to wait for a Deep Dish pizza at 5:05 pm wasn't this suppose to be Hot & ready?? The wait was fine but that damn door chime has caused me to HATE LITTLE CAESARS!!;!! 10 Minutes of BIte Bite sip sip I'll NEVER TOLERATE THIS AGAIN