input: Write a positive yelp review.
output: Seriously, the cream puff population in my bag suffered serious casualties before they made it home. And the survivors only lasted til dusk the next day. By then they were no more.
input: Write a negative yelp review.
output: DONT RENT FROM THEM! WORST EXPERIENCE EVER! So, I go to Cantera looking for a 2/2 about 3 weeks before my move in date and am dealing with a nice lady named Jenny. She shows me the 'flamingo' apt and I'm sold on it. Its a great value at $945 a month and I'm super excited. I go the same day to put down the $200 deposit in money order. Finally move in day arrives weeks later (June 28, 2014) with electric turned on already in the apt. I go to the office ready to get keys and have taken 3 days off work (as I work on the las Vegas strip at night and don't want to be moving and going to work) and having my friends on stand by at my storage unit waiting for me to tell them start loading up. I grab the keys and get handed a peice of paper telling me to write down if there's any issues wrong with the unit...Here's where it all goes wrong. I get to the unit and I notice two door knocks. One high, one low. I thought 'hmm, this looks like a handicapped unit. But it definitely shouldn't be, as she would have told me '. I open the door and the first thing I see is the STOVE AND MICROWAVE in the DINING ROOM! Not even hooked up! I continue to walk the apt thinking it's a minor inconvenience, but not bad. I notice that the apt is not only dirty as hell but a COMPLETELY DIFFERENT LAYOUT and was a HANDICAPPED UNIT AFTER ALL. It was very different than the model I was shown. The model had a bedroom and bathroom attached to the master br. and this one was totally different! I was raging with anger from all the planning I put into this move for it not to happen, had to pay another months storage ($200) and the days off I has taken. To top it off I went back to the office and no manager was available till Monday. Monday came and I talked to the manager Wendy. She was very nice and tried to fix it but corporate wouldn't really let her as they don't care what happened to me. They said that they would give me a regular unit but not for the price we agreed on and I was told. They wanted to charge me 70$ a month more, even tho it was their fault in the first place. Ughh. So, she says the most she can do is give my deposit back as I had every intention of moving in. That was nice of her. We are in correspondence every few days about my check and she is convincing me to come back and look at the one br on special for 400$ off move in costs. .I really want to trust her as she is so nice so (stupid me), tries again. She says she's going to check and see if the unit is ready to view and she will let me come and see it that day. I didn't get a call back from her, so I call back next day. Just so happened that unit was taken off the special the next day, so I couldn't take advantage of the 400$ off, so I just figure this place is garbage with terrible management. I look at it as I'm saving myself at least a year of heartache. What a mess they are! I'm still hurting from the beating I took.
input: Write a negative yelp review.
output:
Yuck, yuck, yuck. Went here today during the Tempe Art Fest today. Perhaps I should have been wary of the fact that while there were tons of people on the street, very few of them were in Coffee Plantation. And it was cold outside. Anyways, went in, waited in line (I was third but it took a while to get served) and ordered a latte. No syrups, nothing fancy, just a latte. 20 minutes later, after Husband has gone outside, gotten and eaten a hotdog and friend Heather H. has procured soba noodles, I finally get my latte. Even though I was third in line. Then, when I open the lid on said latte, I am greeted by the fact that THERE IS NO FOAM. While a latte is not super foamy, this one literally had NO FOAM. Husband and Heather H. said I should request a new one, but I had no desire to wait another 20 minutes. Then I made the mistake of drinking the latte. It was awful and tasted burnt. Ugh. I am all for supporting local businesses, but they need to deserve it. If you are on Mill in Tempe and want coffee, do yourself a favor and bypass Coffee Plantation, walk a few more blocks and go to Starbucks.