Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: I came here for a quick stop to get some strips to snack on throughout the night. It is definitely fast food like you'd expect. While I can't say it is bad, I also can't say it was good. Next time I will stick to Cane's instead of using Church's.
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A: BUYER BEWARE, Where to begin. Sales Agents very nice to your face but that's where it ends. Waited all day for delivery. 12/26/2013 Called at 4pm. Rude Woman (Carol) said your delivery time is between 11-7pm and you would get a phone call 1 hour prior to delivery.Needed to pick kids up from practice. Called at 545pm. Again Rude Woman (Carol) said we will call you one hour prior to delivery. 735pm No delivery, No Phone call. Called My New BFF CAROL, she was very pissed that I was calling about my delivery again. She put me hold for 5 min, then said she would call me back. I got a call back after 8pm, Carol said that the delivery truck broke down and that she would just reschedule my delivery for tomorrow between 11-7pm. I told that I have to work, she kept giving me delivery days that I work. Carol was very pissed that I was making life hard for her. I told to just cancel my order. Carol made it very clear that I would that I would have to come in for refund. 12/27/2013 Went back to store, Sales agents said it would take a couple of days for refund to show up back in your account 12/29/2013 No refund. Called store. They said cause it Sunday, it wont post back to your account. 12/30/2013 No refund. Called store. They said all refunds take 30 to process and to stop calling. I'll let you know how this story ends. It may be a Happy ending, I may need a good lawyer.
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer: A good place to go if you want to low roll.
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Output: It was my birthday weekend and I desperately wanted breakfast on a patio and to try a new place. Lucky for me, OHSO recently opened up, they serve brunch on the weekends, and they have a patio. My husband was eager to please and we drove to OHSO. When we arrived, the patio was full. So we chose a bar table near the front entrance, so we could see outside. Our waiter was friendly and quick to take our orders. I ordered the biscuits and gravy. My husband ordered the carnitas bowl - green chile carnitas, scrambled egg, potatoes, cheese and pico de gallo. Every brunch entree is $10 and includes a beer or mimosa. We aren't beer drinkers, so we ordered the mimosas (sans the champagne, so really it was just orange juice). The orange juice was delicious and went well with our entrees. My biscuits and gravy were phenomenal - one of the best I've had. Four biscuits slathered in beer gravy with large pieces of sausage. Then two pieces of thick cut bacon and scrambled eggs. Yum! My husband really enjoyed his meal, but mine really took the cake. Since then, we've been back and I even brought my dad. Once again, we all ordered the biscuits and gravy. The B&Gs are that good. I would highly recommend this place for brunch. It's a great deal and the food is delicious. I can't wait to come back and try some more of their items.
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output: Oh, my. If you like all the dirty and decrepit parts of New York City, yet not actually be in New York City, this place is for you. It smells of a million un-showered people smoking cigarettes, combined with a vat of Fabreze sprayed over it all to mask the stench. There isn't a surface that isn't in poor condition, from the entrance pavement in poor repair to the filthy doors to the worn-out carpets, this place could not be more down scale. And the people...no comment. We went so my husband and daughter could ride the coaster. They seemed to enjoy it, but we couldn't get out of there fast enough. Perhaps it is unfair to NY NY that we had just come from Luxor, which is very, as the New Yorkers say, "classy," and NY NY casino was like going to a third world country by comparison.
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I recently enjoyed dinner with my husband, his old (as in past, not age!) boss and his wife at the Renegade Canteen. We sat at the large wooden table that separates the bar and dining areas. This table feels like the epicenter of the whole place and I would recommend it to anyone. We ordered their specialty cocktails which were light and delightful. My drink had the name "Beth", so of course, I ordered it and I believe it is the best one, too! The duck entree was fabulous. But the desserts were all fantastic, so save room. The bourbon-laced pecan pie was the winner. It is brought out in a little metal pan that you'll want to lick at the end. The place had that certain buzz like 'the restaurant of the moment' always seems to have, which was nice.