Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: I will never eat at red devils on 31st street and McDowell!!! First of the roach on my pizza and to top it off my drink had a long hair in it this place is gross and would not let a dog eat that garbage.

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A: The first time I watched this show I had a huge headache and I thought that was why I didn't get to experience it the way everyone else with glowing reviews had. So my fiancee and I decided to try it again to give it another shot. What a waste of a late night. It's mildly entertaining. Their live band is good and dressed like neon skeletons in the closet. It's really not that good, but then again it's really not that bad. There are some real stinker shows out there and this one is middle of the pack. Too bad the ticket prices are nosebleed high, but maybe a tourist coming in might really enjoy the show. It's very very long and slow moving. Prepare yourself. I enjoyed some parts of it. It had its bright moments. The good thing is, their drinks at the bar were stiff.

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What Idiot designed the seating in this joint? Amateur Dancers? I could have went to the local Strip joint and saved my money instead of wasting it on this flawed crap! What a rip off? Touristy at best! I could have brought my Grand mother and she would not have been ashamed. I think Miley Cyrus has a bigger ass then all those Girls put together? Fake Boobs and No Asses!...........and no routines to make memorable. I think I saw more of the back of the head of some Japanese Tourist? The Comedian was not that bad. That is pretty much where the one star comes from.