Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: First yelp review due to the poor customer service I received here. Ordered the cake for a bachelorette party. Cake was dry and inedible. No one could eat it because it completely crumbled upon cutting. I am a baker myself and this is unacceptable. Called to speak to owner and owner accepted no responsibility. I was appalled by the poor service I received. If you want a pretty cake, order here; if you want a delicious, moist cake, go elsewhere.
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A: Hahahahhahhahah. What a joke. First we ask the counter girl what's in this new thing they had and she didn't know so she asked a fellow employee/cook and he didn't know either. Anyway we ordered and had to wait @ 15 minuets for my change. I handed here a $20 bill and they act like it was a $100 bill. Also I recommend not to use the rest rooms. Filthy filthy filthy. Looked one a jailhouse bathroom. When I spoke with the manager I asked her if she gave a sh** and I don't believe so.
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer: BEWARE! I have never left a review for anything online! But this could not go without a warning to other Mom's! After nearly a month of email correspondece, I ordered a train shaped cake from this company for my son's 3rd birthday. A rectangle cake with a screen print was dropped off at the party. Immediately called the delivery girl and said the wrong cake was dropped off and she said she had nothing to do with it but would notify the owner. I proceeded to spend the whole party trying to call with no response. Finally got a phone call the next day from A BLOCKED NUMBER, and the owner Liz who said she would refund me $20? She also let me know that I should have immediately called the delivery girl and had her pick up the cake?? And had a 3yr old with no birthday cake?? DIRECT QUOTE: " IF YOU WERE SOO DISAPPOINTED WHY DIDNT YOU CALL THE DELIVERY GIRL BACK AND HAVE HER PICK UP THE CAKE"! This woman is nuts.. She never addressed the issue that she had made the wrong cake or apologized. She even had the nerve to tell me I should be grateful because no other cake company in Phoenix would have done a train shaped cake for $95! HELLO,,, NEITHER DID YOU!! I am now dealing with my credit card company... THERE IS A REASON THIS COMPANY NO LONGER HAS A STORE FRONT!
Input: OPTIONS:
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Output: I just recently signed up with LA Fitness. I had to several LA Fitnesses before but through a guest pass. My mom made me my membership at home (in a different state) as she went to close her account and when I talked to person on the phone, she said Pittsburgh gyms were fine. I think there was some kind of promotion going on at that gym so I was able to get it relatively cheaper than usual. And so I had been coming here. I'm not usually an active gym member but I wanted to get in shape so I started coming more often. When I first came, I initially liked it. Compared to other gyms I had been to before, this place was relatively clean and spacious. No gym is going to be spotless but it wasn't bad. There were plenty of machines and things to do so it was great for a beginner like me. I usually came in before closing so it was pretty empty and nice. Also, parking was okay most days since the garage is free for 3 hours and I'm not going to stay more than 2 hours. However, I came in early afternoon one time and I was rudely told that I couldn't come here unless I paid an extra $20/month or $5 every time I come. I was so confused because when I signed up, I was told that Pittsburgh gyms would be fine. So it didn't make sense to me that two people from the same company would say two different things. However the lady was insistent on that this gym was sooooo much nicer than other Pittsburgh gyms and it was the only one in the city and refused to let me in unless I paid something extra. So I got kicked out that day and I wasn't the only one. Apparently, they're starting to kick people out that don't pay enough because they have a ridiculous number of people...Funny, since most of the times I've been here, it's been pretty empty. Gym: 4 stars - like I said, the gym itself is pretty good People (minus the lady that kicked me out): 3 stars - they were relatively polite and I never had much trouble with them Lady that kicked me out: -5 stars - as the daughter of a business owner, I know that you never say no to a paying customer Getting kicked out: -10 stars Too bad the lowest star rating is 1 star...
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output: we went to celebrate one of our friend's birthday at this location because 1) it got great reviews 2) we all loved pasta. the atmosphere was artsy with maybe east coast flair to it. it was narrower, like shot-gun style flat but clean and simply done. we had some mozzarella and tomato as appetizers. good tomatoes!.. mozzarella had fresh pesto sauce on top which was good, the cheese itself was soft but seemed like it was kosher salt flakes on top of it. it added a nice texture but it made it too salty for my taste buds. for in betweens, we had some meat balls which was pretty good, something lamb which was very tender like pulled pork, and sauteed calamari without breading which wasn't bad if you like lighter flavored marinara sauce. for dinner I had this pasta with 12 ingredients from Neapolitan streetwalkers pantry.... yeah, it was the description that got me intrigued. it had some interesting items on there like this olive looking thing with okra liked inside (without the slimes) but flavored like capers. I think that's the most interesting thing about the dish. I picked on my food... which generally mean to me that I didn't care extremely about it ( I could eat a cow and a half it was done right to give you some idea). what else was interesting about this place is that we had asked for some bread and butter with our meal, you know, Italian place.. gotta have some around? I was surprised to hear that they charge for it.. what?? are you kidding me? I mean the whole meal with 3 apps, 3 sides, 6 entrees, and some cocktails cost as much as really good upscale Italian restaurant in N Scottsdale for party of 7! over all, if you want some ok food with little twist and expensive ingredients and pasta shapes that you can't at your local market, and over spend the money you have abundance of, than this is for you! if you want to have the meal that keeps nagging at you at the back of your head, than I say look else where for this is not the place for you.
Problem: What would be an example of an positive (OPTIONS:
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Answer:
Cajun seafood at its best. I recommend the snow crab legs and shrimp ($10/lb). The crawfish ($11/lb) was tasty, but it's so much work to get to the small pieces of meat. We ordered everything in medium, but even that was pretty spicy! I can't imagine what extra spicy tastes like. Your bowels would probably be in butt-clenching agony.