Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer: The staff at Sumo Sushi 2 are indeed pretty awesome. They are friendly, attentive, and efficient. I read some Yelp reviews earlier in the day, and decided I was feeling in the mood for sushi and trying a new place, so when my GPS listed Sumo Sushi as one of the nearby sushi restaurant I knew right away that that was where I was going to go for dinner. The ambiance was great. Right when you walk in, you can see large aquariums (salt water) with colorful fish swimming about. The lighting is on the dimmer side, which sets a good atmosphere for those on a romantic dinner. I tried their AYCE menu (~$26 +tax). And overall I thought the fish served were fresh, including their special sashimi (3 options available on the AYCE menu). Special Sashimi: Tuna Karai - basically cubes of tuna with a blend of spicy seasoning. They can make this really spicy if you request it, but it was pretty spicy without any special request. So unless you can handle the heat, don't try to impress anyone asking for 9/10, then not being able to finish it :p It was good, if you like tuna. Cocaine - this one was good too, slightly different flavors, but not all that different. Screaming Orgasm - slices of fish dressed in their "Orgasm" sauce. Not bad. I mostly had their nigiri and some items from the appetizer section. The nigiri were good, except they didn't have uni when I went, so that was rather disappointing. Of the items on the appetizer section, my favorite is the Kurobuta Sausage, which was basically 1 pork sausage sliced up and served with ketchup. In hindsight, I should have ordered like 2 or 3 of these (since I don't think it is on the menu at other AYCE sushi restaurants). Of the rolls, I was only able to ordered two: Tuna Naruto - refreshing roll of various fish (salmon, tuna, krab) wrapped in cucumber. (No rice). The chef who prepared it has good knife skill, so it turned out looking as tasty as it was beautiful. Something Wrong #69 - not a bad roll, but drenched in way too much spicy garlic ponzu sauce or was it regular soy sauce (?), because it was so salty that I drank 2 cups of hot tea trying to finish it all. After that I was done. Too much rice + hot tea = bloated stomach. Service: 4.5/5 Ambiance: 4.5/5 Food: 3.5/5 Price: 4/5 reasonable for AYCE. Location: Off the Durango exit on 215, so great for locals, but not for out of town visitors. 4/5 in my book. And just FYI, the sushi has Korean influence in terms of the way they flavor their special sauces, rolls and such.

Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer: Amazing transformation from Skinnyz into Moochies Tavern. The waitresses are stellar, polite, funny and very friendly. Owners Jody and Rhonda are there from what we can see every night and always make a point to welcome every customer, and check in to see if you enjoyed your meal. My family used to own / be in the food industry and owners being 'present' is important to the success of any establishment. The calamari is excellent, very fresh, not salty. We tried their specials (not on the menu) Steamed Oysters - FRESH FRESH FRESH! and Steamed Crab Legs - EXCELLENT price, not salty and not water logged. They did a great job with a tricky ingredient (most places ruin crab legs). Teriyaki and Sweet Chili wings are our favorite though there are other flavors. They serve flat bread pizza which is a nice change, we'd recommend they crisp the flat bread a little more and lighten up on the toppings. The flavor combinations are wonderfully done, no doubt about it, its just too top heavy to hold up while eating. Flat breads are meant to mirror thin crust pizza: Light, crisp, snack food versus an entire meal. Still doesn't stop us from ordering them lol! They also offer a nice cheese and grape platter if you want to get together with your girlfriends and catch up. I'd recommend that you stop by and give them a try, we've not had a bad dish yet and they also have a great patio area now that the weather is warming up.

Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer:
I paid for the exterior AND interior to be washed/wiped and my seats were dusty, radio was still dusty, and my rims still had dirt all inside them. NEVER AGAIN WILL I GO HERE - THEY SUCK.