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excruciatingly unfunny and pitifully unromantic .
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dramatically satisfying
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sorvino makes the princess seem smug and cartoonish , and the film only really comes alive when poor hermocrates and leontine pathetically compare notes about their budding amours .
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to show that if you give a filmmaker an unlimited amount of phony blood , nothing good can happen