IN: For his birthday I bought a hat with a trout on the side and put " Cast , Reel , Repeat " on the front . His name is on the back in case anyone tries to steal it but I doubt they will . He said he wants a hat with a naked chic on it so Candice and I conspired to put either " Naked chic " on a hat or a naked chicken .
What may be the reason she doubts someone will steal the hat ?
OPTIONS:
- The hat is worth too much money to take .
- The hat is made of cat hair causing allergies .
- None of the above choices .
- The hat ca nt be take because it turns invisible .

OUT: None of the above choices .

IN: I had some moments of introspection related to turning a quarter - century old , the results of which were a little unsettling . Certainly I ' ve had many reasons to be bitter and unhappy in the past few months , but when did it become such a problem that friends are leaving more subtle hints about it ? Sigh ... it 's never good when you look in the mirror and are n't happy with what you ' ve become .
What is meant by looking in the mirror and not being happy ?
OPTIONS:
- It means your hair is messed up .
- None of the above choices .
- It means you are sad that the mirror is inferior .
- It means you are disappointed in yourself .

OUT: It means you are disappointed in yourself .

IN: I have a size 6 pink pair of Abercrombie jeans ! I ' m amazed I can even fit into them but I can ! and I also got a size 10 pair of Donatos jeans which are blue with tan trim down the legs and man they are SO TIGHT but I can still wear them but go figure the difference in sizes and brands . I usually take a 7 or a 9 in pants anyways .
Why is the narrator so surprised with the jeans they have ?
OPTIONS:
- The narrator feels are all unimpressive .
- None of the above choices .
- The narrator feels the jeans are all too tight .
- The narrator feels the sizes are all over the place .

OUT:
The narrator feels the sizes are all over the place .