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An example of an negative review: The server barely spoke English but understood about 15%. He could not answer any question right?? ALL OUR DISHES CAME OUT @ the same time:Salad,Soup & main dish!!! Obviously, our soup & entree got cold, no server to be found. When I asked 1 server for a plate to cover my dishes, it never came. Food was good. Fresh spring rolls were just lettuce and thin slice of tofu, no shrimp? Soup BOWL is huge, Tom Kahn Gai. Chicken basil entree was awkward as it was minced? I don't know what was inside???? Is there a band tonight ? He didn't understand the question even though I pointed to the music area??? Weird???

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An example of an positive review: Amazing bar inside The Cosmo. Posh seating, yummy drinks and crystal everywhere. How can you go wrong?!

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An example of an positive review: I love yelp and want to be a fair reviewer. Went in late Sunday night craving some tacos and wasn't expecting much after the last 2 visits. This time however sat at the bar again and the bartender did a great job getting us a beer and taking our orders. Paid great attention to everyone and even noticed the guy sitting between myself and a couple came in drunk and annoying and let him know politely he was cut off. The food was ok but the bartender did a much better job than any of my recent visits. Kudos

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An example of an negative review: If I could give this place ZERO stars I would. Signed up for their mailing list, and then received an email from them this past Monday (6-24-13) announcing a sale on Camacho Corojo Cigars. I immediately went to their site eager to buy these cigars and do business with them. I added the Camacho Cigars to my cart and entered my "first time customer" discount code and proceeded to check out.... whoa... not so fast... every time I entered my credit card information it would simply bring me back to my shopping cart. After several attempts of trying to checkout I realized that I was stuck in this silly endless loop. I went home and tried it on 2 PC's and I was still stuck in the endless loop on those PC's also. So I contacted their customer service department via email..... Surprise....no response at all...... not even the common courtesy of a reply. As a resident of Arizona I probably should have drove the 30 miles from East Mesa to their store, but after this horrible experience and their total lack of customer service I will never do business with this place. Back to Cigars International I go..... where customer service is always superior!!! The "Cigar King" is obviously not even a "Prince" in the cigar world!!!!!