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Output: We'd walked by the restaurant to peek in and talk to the girl out front about a menu and any questions we had. A friend asked if they used lard in their refried beans, but she said she didn't know. He asked about vegetarian/vegan options on the menu, she didn't know. We made the mistake of going in the next day for lunch. Awful service and high prices and the music was a little loud. I was in with a large party that got seated fairly promptly and just as promptly ignored. No contact past the door. The restaurant was barely half full and there were clearly wait staff that weren't really all that busy. The food I saw around the room was tiny portions, especially for the high prices. I wasn't keen on paying ~$8 for a bottle of Corona. Go here if you hate service and yourself and if you like spending a lot of money on being cool. After about 15-20 minutes of no contact from the staff, our party marched out.

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Output: This gym looks amazing inside and out. There is tons of light that enters the building which gives you some sort of energy boost. I've been on travel to Charlotte for the past 2 months and always pass this place. After out growing the hotel gyms from week to week, I decide to step into this facility. I enter in seeing a full staff of 5 people at the front desk. I inform the woman at the desk that I am from out of town and I would like a day pass. The woman proceeds to ignore me, along with the rest of the front desk - including the manager standing behind her. She steps 3 feet to the right to put lotion on her hands and comes back. I ask her how much the pass will be, and she blurts out $15 dollars! I was so mad, I warned my co-workers of this place. The second time I went back there was only one woman at the front desk, a different woman this time, she was REALLY nice to me. My biggest gripe about this gym is the personal trainers, this is really the reason for the two stars. The two times I've worked out I've watched the personal trainers help their customers, or at least stare into universe while their customers complete their exercises in wrong form. The trainers do not pay any particular attention to their customers, nor do they do any special work outs. I do recall maybe one male trainer actually helping a woman. But most of them stand around the suspension training straps showing exercises/promoting products. They seems to believe these straps are an all-in-one training machine. I particularly love these straps and always wanted to use them, so this was a plus for me, but I don't believe they should only be used for ones full workout. It's a shame because my company just built a new site/facility down the road in the Ballantyne Corporate and is about to go fully staff to 250 people. My company promotes good health and has a website listing gyms...I just hope this is not one of them. Great gym and awesome equipment, but expect to work out on your own or with a buddy...and watch out for some of their staff spitting in your eye when you ask questions.

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Output: Baristas here are rude! Try to avoid this Starbucks as much as possible. When my dad ordered his drink with his accent the barista (Hanna) at the drive through made fun of him! How insulting. When it was my turn to place my order I made sure to share with Hanna a couple of customer service tips. She was so embarrassed she had someone else give us our drinks. I wish I would have had the chance to talk to the manager about her behavior, but honestly I had more important things to do. Also, on Sunday when I went through the drive through they quickly told me what my total was without asking if there was anything else that I needed. "I am not done yet! " and then the guy laughed. Apparently everything you tell them is a joke. Also, last month they were out of venti cups..... I personally love Starbucks, but when it comes to customer service one bad experience it's all it takes to lose the loyalty.

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After reading your reviews I'm glad I don't live there. Just to note: False advertising... there are no apartments at $677. And what is up with the mooch fees. Geez