Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer: Ever since my freshman year of college I have driven past this place literally hundreds of times and never gone inside. It wasn't until my junior year that I went with a few friends to have a drink at this quaint littler tavern, and oh my God was I surprised. On the outside it seems like a sleepy little pub on the outskirts of London, but on the inside is anything but. The Establishment is divided into two main sections: a dining room and the bar area. My friends and I decided to get a bit to eat first and participate in drunken debauchery afterword (Just Kidding (*Wink)). The dining room had the best of both worlds; the look and feel of an authentic British pub, with four huge Widescreen TVs on each corner of the room, blaring out endless sports center highlights from the day. The waitresses were dressed in skimpy little outfits and actually knew some of the girls on a personal level from school. The service was great, but not excellent. They were very nice to me and my buddies, probably because we were friends, but the service could improve if the hosts and waitresses would treat the other patron with the same level of costumer service. The best part about his restaurant was the food. I had Fish and Chips and I have to say that they were the best damn Fish and Chips I have ever had period. I have been here many time since then and I swear the food gets better every time. They also have a huge selection of assorted British beers which I have to admit is pretty damn awesome. Th food is great, the beer is great, the atmosphere is great, the girls are great, what more could you ask for in a bar? I rest my case, Go to Crown and Anchor now!

Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer: No, I did not lose a bet I came here by choice. My bad. I thought it would be mildly entertaining, but it was sad. Loud, stupid music. Crap games. Full of ass-clowns and kiddo's. Run away! Run very far away!

Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer:
Ok, so the waiting in line part of this place truly is a bummer, but when you finally get through all the red tape and (or) the reality show that was shooting that night which forced us to wait another 30 minutes until the "Bad Girls Club" cast members went through, and you finally get up on the top level strapped into your harness holding on for dear life to that cable and they let you fly through the air in downtown Vegas....you seem to forget all the waiting in line and the $20 it cost to experience such a cool ride.