IN: Service was very quick , and our waitress took our orders almost as we sat down . Two of us ordered the chicken fried steak with crinkle cut fries while the others ordered the big breakfast , the club sandwich , and a hamburger . The orders were delivered quickly , considering the crowd that was there .
Why was there a big crowd ?

OUT: Because the restaurant was very popular .

IN: I got a gift certificate for my birthday from my daughters at a ladies clothing store . I went through my closet last week and discovered all three black dress pants do n't fit anymore . They are way too big and baggy as a result in trying to lower my cholesterol with diet and exercise , bonus , weight , belly and hips reduction ! We also have to replace bathroom taps , drop off my unwanted bags of clothes that I gathered last week .
What may be the reason why they got a gift card for clothes ?

OUT: Because their clothes are too big .

IN: This was not your usual sort of failing to get in , this was a series of lurch , bump , slight crash , back up , lurch , repeat and rinse . Yeah .... it was one of those days . Needless to say , I miss my plane , after having sat on the tarmac of the plane in Newark for 45 minutes ... That 's right , human error . I quite literally watched the minute hands on my watch tick down , and tick over .
What may be the reason for them missing their plane ?

OUT:
They were waiting at the wrong tarmac .