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An example of an positive review: Maybe the best omelette I've ever had. The right proportions of everything-eggs, veggies, potatoes-and the seasoning was spot on. A relaxed but tasteful place with personality-and friendly college student wait staff. Whenever I'll be in Madison, it will be a priority to return.

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An example of an negative review: Joe D. please contact me about service on 22 Feb. I can't contact you other than via an update. mitchkotula(at sign)yahoo(dot)com

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An example of an positive review: Very yummy! The beans are not vegetarian...you can taste the animal fat in them. Not good for everyday but a very yummy treat! Tacos come in homemade tortillas. And they make a good salsa and a good iced tea. I'd totally go again!

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An example of an negative review: ==Reasons Why Nobody Goes To Rollero Anymore== 1. No Roller Derby. 2. Ever-permeating smell of stale sweat and negligence. 3. No Roller Derby. 4. A dress code reminiscent of an overzealous public school (no muscle shirts, no skirts, no hoodies, no hats or headgear of any kind, boys can't wear makeup and girls can't wear baggy jeans). 5. No Roller Derby. 6. Rules and Regulations, Puritan-Style. No touching, no going ahead of people, no laughter, no dancing. Name calling is prohibited unless you are alerting the staff to the presence of a witch. Or a boy in makeup. Egad! And No Gayness Of Any Sort! (Think I'm kidding? Try and hold hands with someone of the same sex.) 7. No Roller Derby. 8. An absence of recent movies featuring compelling roller-skating protagonists may have contributed to the overall disinterest in roller-skating. 9. No fucking Roller Derby. 10. The Eatza Pizza that used to be across the street has since moved.