Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: Food is always amazing here... and service is great... but today I was in the drive thru and I saw the manager and another emplyee walk out from the trash can area outside... which is fine... but then a few minutes later thet walked back there again... with no trash! Why would they be hiding out in the trash can area? Something doesnt seem right about this. It seems too suspicious. This makes me feel very uncomfortable comming here. I cant say that I know what they were up too, but it didnt look good! Besides... what normal person hangs out with another dude behind the stinky trash cans? This manager was wearing a blue shirt and had long dark hair in a pony tail. The other employee was wearing a red shirt and a hat. Looked like he had a shaved head. Both were skinny. Not a good look for you guys!!
Q: positive

A: The name of the Blue Blazer makes me think of public schoolboys in the 50s. I thought it would be a bit stuffy, but it was a fairly nice place to get a pint in the middle of the day. The decor is old and brooding - all teak, mahogany and leather bound seats. There are so many bars like this in Edinburgh (perhaps too many?) but what makes the Blue Blazer stand out from the crowd is the immense selection of booze bottles sitting in every corner. If I wasn't impressed enough at the amount of bottles lined up in the window, I knew I had to go in when their sign outside boasted of them housing an abundance of rum. I love rum, so I was well catered for in here. It's a bit of a cross between old man pub and a bar trying to appeal to a younger audience. During the day it was friendly and relaxed enough. I couldn't tell you what it was like during the evening but certainly, my overall impression of this place was that it was a nice afternoon pit stop en route to the castle or Grassmarket.
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer: Menchie's is one of our favorite frozen yogurt places. With it being our wedding anniversary and being in Vegas we decided to go for a late night treat. When we first walked in another couple had walked in at the same time. They looked around and tryed to talk to the guy standing behind the counter and just ended up leaving. While we were looking to see what flavors were available there were no other customers in the establishment and they did not close for another hour. Yet the guy working did nothing but stand behind the counter and play with his cell phone. Every time we would ask him a question it was like we were bothering him to do his job. A few of the yogurts must have been out but when trying a machine he never would acknowledge that it was out or if he was making more. The were no waffle cones for the cups and when we mentioned those again he was too preoccupied by his cell phone. Toppings were also running low or completely empty. All the other Menchie's we have gone to we have always had great customer service but I felt like the employee was ready to close the store already and just waiting for the night to end instead of helping out customers.
Input: OPTIONS:
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Output: So sad. I really wanted to like this place. I did. Love these types of burger joints; small holes in the wall serving up hot, fresh burgers, made to order with all the fried goodies on the side. But alas, twas quality that brought this burger go'er to his knees. First off, know the burgers come with fries without another mention. We thought we were getting two burgers and a side of onions rings, but ended up with a double troubles worth of fries with it. Now, the fries were good, but nothing special, hard to mess up deep fried frozen fries. The burgers themselves, the normal burger dressings, the bacon, cheese, and even the buns stunk of penny pinching. Everything was skimped on and quality was lacking. The people were rude and unwelcoming and we paid too much. Oh my, the onion rings. I love onion rings; bar none my favorite side to a good burger and the pics on Yelp had me really craving some delicious ringage. Wow, these were the worst, cheapest pieces of dirt I have seen since, ever really. To start with, there were no onions in them. None. It was a ring of onion flavored dough or something. It reminded me of bad Chinese places where you question if there really is meat in what you are eating. They were terrible and again, smelt of penny pinching. Sorry, there are much better places then this and the only thing holding up that second star is the fries...
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output: Reasonable rates isn't enough to tempt me to return! I can forgive the screaming kids in the hallways; par for the course of a family lodging. I can forgive the nearly endless lines for check-ins; par for the course of attracting a lot customers with reasonable rates. I can forgive the dumpy condition of the rooms and hallways; par for course of high-volume, high traffic, and high usage. What I CANNOT forgive, at any rate I would pay, is the SCREAMING PARENTS during the day and middle of the night (there is just no excuse for that), CANNOT forgive NON-SMOKING ROOMS that are super smoky-smelly, and the terrible parking.
Q: negative

A:
Wow is all I can say. Slow slow and oh yeah extra slow. These people are extra slow. Ok, so I used a cheat day from my diet and went here to get some yummy goodness. Well, the ice cream was divine but the service I got made me feel like I will never return here. I guess that's a plus because I don't need to cheat on my diet anyway. Look I have a problem when people huff and puff and wonna blow my house down because I placed an order. I asked the lady to remake my order because she huffed and puffed all over my ice cream. The 2nd time around she just rolled her eyes a million times. She did not wash her hands and naw ugh hell naw I wont return.