Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A: robertos sucks

Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A: Slowest. walmart. ever. I always question how I end up here while standing in line forever. The caja rapida is anything but. My pissed-off glare is usually very effective but it does nothing here.

Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A:
Don't eat here unless you are about to die of starvation...even then you will likely be worse off. I would chose no stars if it was an option. The food is inedible.