Detailed Instructions: You are given a review about a place. You need to provide a rating from "1 star" to "5 stars" for this place.
See one example below:
Problem: Although I did enjoy the food here, I was completely unimpressed (and slightly annoyed) by the overpriced margaritas. I ordered a platinum which contained "fresh" juice. It tasted like it had sprite in it, so I thought surely she gave me the wrong one. It turns out that "fresh juice" is really margarita mix on tap from the same gun as the sprite. I asked for something fresh to replace the horrible margarita and received a rocks glass with just muddled lime and a salted rim. I'm not sure it contained any tequila. Horrible! It's not that hard to make a fresh margarita!
Solution: 2 stars
Explanation: The writer has been annoyed in this place and has enjoyed the food. So, "2 stars" sounds reasonable for it.

Problem: I like to start off by saying I haven't yelped in over a year, but my experience last weekend convinced me otherwise. Good job XS, I'm back on yelp.

This place gets a lot of hype and rightfully so. The venue is what I call a hot girl-crazy paradox. Since its inception, what's not to love about her? XS is sexy, gorgeous & attractive. Everyone wants to sample it... even if it means paying a premium price, but people (me included) tend to be blind-sighted when their smarter friends warn you otherwise.

Chilling in the room, reminiscing how awesome the previous nights were (side note: the wraparound balcony suite at the cosmopolitan deserves a well 10 star out of 5 review... but that's a different story), one of my best friend says, "hey, we should all go to XS tonight, I'll buy 4 tickets online. Avicii will be there". Yup, with house/trance being the mainstream these days, when you hear Avicii, Tiesto, or Gareth Emery... people like my friends automatically think it's going to be a good night.

It was 9:30pm. We did the usual XS protocols. Go in before rush hour to get the usual two stamps... 1) for being 21+ 2) the other for re-entry. I like to address the ladder stamp being the most important. With their low quality stamp ink pads, make sure you get a FULL stamp. Not 1/3... not even half... not ... but a FULL stamp. Let me repeat that again... a FULL STAMP (like the ones you get at Disneyland)

Later that night in the re-entry way, the security claims that my stamp wasn't clear enough for the club and that I had to immediately go back to general admission to purchase a new ticket. At that moment, I had the hot girl-crazy paradox epiphany... the illusion glass of hotness suddenly shattered and my realization of XS began.

1) XS's extra small dance floor
2) XS's poor handle of crowd control
3) XS's poor quality in bottle services
4) XS's $19 red bull vodkas
5) XS's poor judgment in the definition of Excess.

Like a hot-crazy girl, if you haven't experienced XS yet, you have to try it. It's something everyone must do and say, "yup... I done it"; however, if the next time is going to be your 10th... stop while you're ahead. Keep the legendary memories behind you and don't let it get tainted with the XS it is now: overcrowded, overpriced and most of all... overhyped.

I'm back Yelpers. I'm back.
Solution:
2 stars