Problem: My Persian sister-from-another-mother took me here for the first time, and I am mad at her. Not because this place is bad - oh no, it's spectacular. I'm mad at her because of the fact that I crave these kebabs fortnightly. I think I even dream about them. Next time I see her, I'm going to hit her with a skewer of lamb koobideh. And then eat it. Persian Room is literally a palace, with a fountain in the middle of the dining room and golden plates. The servers are working at a steady clip (although it's been evident on some visits that a slim few are way out of their league in terms of keeping up with the hustle), toting out fluffy mounds of rice and simply grilled meats to tables of customers dressed to the nines and dressed down in denim. All have a place at this feast, whether it's date night or late night kebab craving. We typically get the Shallot Yogurt or Eggplant with Whey as a starter so that we can sop up the deliciousness with the warm bread that is baked right in the dining room. Of the kebabs, I'm madly in love with the chicken tenderloin kebab, the mahi mahi (which I have learned that in Farsi translates to "fish fish" - yes, I love the fish fish) and the aforementioned lamb koobideh. You can stick with the fluffy white rice that comes standard, but I always sub in the Sabzi Polo (or green rice) that is studded with every herb in the garden for a glorious accompaniment to the kebobs. If you can make it to tea and dessert, more power to you. These portions are killer and the platters are behemoth. Although, I have to say that in addition to feasting on the majesty while I am there, I do look forward to the leftovers later. It's like the Persian gift that keeps on giving.
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Problem: I used to like to go to La Petite Marche for breakfast, but in the past year or so, I started thinking that there are many better places to go. I think the quality of the food went down in the past year or two. Although their breakfast deals are pretty cheap, it gets quite expensive if you order items a la carte, and the quality of the food is disappointing. The baguette bread is not real baguette :( and the rest of the food is just OK, no more. Espresso drinks are fine, though. The place is quite big, so it's a good option for groups that are not too picky about the food. The bathroom downstairs has such a strange setup (two toilet bowls side by side in the same room?!). The decor is nice, and if you get to sit on the patio or near the windows, you can enjoy the light outside. Whenever my friends ask me to meet up with them at that place, I go eat there... but I won't be the one who picks that place for breakfast.
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A: negative

Problem: Best Mexican food in Vegas!! The soup that they start you off with is so tasty I loved it! We also tried the freshly made guacamole with chips and WOW! I had to have the camarones borrachos (drunk shrimp) and they were great!! We are definitely coming back for more.
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A: positive

Problem: Cute decor, slow service. According to the boyfriend the best part about the place is that all of the waitresses wear leggings/tights/yoga pants!
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