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Output: Took my picky best friend into the restaurant. Great atmosphere for a dinner out. Quiet environment, but the flavor of the jalapeno hummus was so loud. It's hard to find a restaurant with a good atmosphere, great service, and an amazing menu. But by far this restaurant has it all. The server we had made the whole experience so fun and entertaining. She had an intricate order and our server had let us know that he was brand new. So we definitely gave him a good test out. But he handled it extremely well and made us feel right at home. We really enjoyed the food and the service. Definitely will be returning for another amazing organic meal and hopefully the same sweet server.

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Output: The food at Kona Grill was good...but everything else sucked. At about 5pm my friend and I braved rush hour traffic and the mall parking lot in search of some tasty treats before catching a movie. We were greeted by a hostess who asked us if we preferred outdoor or indoor seating. It was 102 degrees outside, so we opted for indoor seating. The hostess provided us with menus and the server was prompt to greet us. All fine. But then I noticed that there was no happy hour menu to be found. I finally asked the server and he informed us that because we were sitting in the dining room, we were not allowed to partake of the happy hour specials. What? Happy hour is seating specific? Are you kidding me? No. He wasn't. He informed us that we would have to sit at the sushi bar (which was full) or outside (102 degrees) to be able to order from the HH menu. He said we could move, but then didn't want to relocate us. He finally relented and "got special permission from the manager" to allow us to order from the HH menu. Menu debacle settled, we ordered the pot stickers, roasted corn and goat cheese flat bread, and the crab crunch roll. The pot stickers and flat bread came out with no issue and were rather tasty. My crab crunch roll, however, was wrong. I informed the runner that brought it to me that it appeared I had been given the wrong sushi rolls. She responded that "well, they are almost the same". I don't care how close they are, it wasn't what I fracking ordered! She returned with the correct menu item and it was delicious. I also ordered a mango mojito, but was served a regular mojito, and it was awful. It tasted like pure simple syrup and was garnished with a whole stick of rock candy. Cute presentation, but it certainly didn't help the already too sweet flavor. In addition to the specific pitfalls, the service was slow and unremarkable. I doubt I'll be returning any time in the near...or distant...future.

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Output: My son and I were so excited when we saw the Pepe's was taking over the old Baja Fresh place. I was excited because I had heard from a coworker that they have an incredible carne asada burrito. My son was excited because he's a 16 y/o boy and two things excite him, food being one of them. Every time we came around the corner and saw the progress that was being made we giggled like school girls. So it opened and we went and we were not all that impressed. I got the burrito and it was as good as advertised. My wife got the shredded beef tacos which honestly are the best we've had in Las Vegas. My son's food was only okay. The place is just kinda dingy. And that was after being open for just one day. The people at the counter were not very friendly and never smiled. There wasn't a clean table to be found. And the unsmiling, unfriendly worker became more unsmiling and unfriendly when we asked if someone could wipe a table down for us. I went a couple of days later to get a chorizo and eggs burrito...... I do love burritos! The girl tells me that will be $7. "For a chorizo and egg burrito?" I ask. She points to the menu and it's a full on meal with rice and beans. I ask what the price is without rice and beans and she tells me it's the same. Come on now! The salsa cups are way too small and the red and the green sauce runs all over your fingers and drips back in to the vat. Now I keep my hands impeccably clean. Julia Childs would be so proud of me. But I don't know which person before me was picking their nose or had left the bathroom unwashed. I'm not really a germaphobe, but seriously! I'll go back for the burrito or the shredded beef, but I'll use the red sauce I took from Fausto's Last but not least........ what self-respecting taco stand has coke products? Really? Coke? You gotta have the Pepsi!

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Service is great. Outside seating in mild weather is awesome. Chicken Mac and Sausage Mac were both great. Veggie pizza was fresh and yummy. Beer sampler was fun to try!