Problem: The bridgegroom was very handsome , and the bride not so , but that 's because the make - up is not flattering and white is rather obiang in this case . But it seems to me only the good - looking people get married . ( Maybe that 's why I keep looking incredulously at certain people I ca n't name and saying , " Is X person 's spouse blind ! ? )

Why may they ask if X person 's spouse is blind ?

A: Because they married someone not very good looking .

Problem: I feel like I ' m in a classic college movie 24/7 . For example , last night me and the stoner bros and this one chick went to this cutty garden that s right by our dorm to smoke a J. Now this particular J happened to have keef in it which made it pretty bomb . BUT , there were 6 heads on the J so I did n't really get faded .

What were we smoking ?

A: Cannabis

Problem: So today started out pretty good . I was starting to plan Xandons birthday party which is going to be awesome now that we have decided on a guitar hero party theme . Then after i did a little planning and cleaning , I decided to go to the DMV and get a temporary tag for my granny 's car so I could drive it instead of mine . Mine is squealing so bad I ca n't stand it .

What might happen while at the DMV ?

A:
I end up having to wait in line so long that I miss the party .