Problem: Write a positive yelp review.
A: My wife and I went early - about 5:20 - and found that the restaurant was already 1/2 full. It was our second visit so we kind of knew how things worked. Even so, we weren't prepared for the constant offering of meat. This time, we knew what to pass on so we enjoyed every bit of the filet, sirloin, garlic steak, chicken breast, and Brazilian sausage we were given. And the cheese bread - OMG, I could just eat that. Thank goodness we can only eat here when we travel. Can't imagine how much fatter (and how broke) I would be if there was a Texas de Brazil across the street.

Problem: Write a positive yelp review.
A: The Griffin rocks. Literally. It has a killer jukebox. And lots of stone work. This place is really the antithesis of the Strip. It's downtown, steps from the Fremont Street Experience, but has more of a locals vibe to it. Actually, it seems like a place you'd find in Hollywood or Los Feliz...which makes sense since, according to their matchbooks, there's a Griffin there, as well. The Griffin stays true to its name with a whole gothic decor thing going on -- roaring fireplaces, leather seats, etc. There's a back room with a DJ, but why would you hang there with such a great jukebox in front?! In any given hour you could hear The Kinks, The Jam, The Who, Echo and the Bunnymen, Hard-Fi...and I'm only scratching the surface. Great selection. My only complaint about this place: Nobody told me I had to have an iPhone to fit in. Seriously. Everybody had one but me. Poor me. Sigh. Another Stella, please!

Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A:
I'm sitting here as I write this.I'm thoroughly unimpressed. With its bare white walls and sparse attempts at decor, this place is overly and unreasonably obnoxious. Despite not being crowded, and there never being more than one person in front of me each time, I had to wait on line. With two people working behind the counter there's no reason to forget my order or make me wait 5+ minutes each time I needed something (to get my coffee, to ask for the Internet password, and then to remind them that I ordered coffee). Unfortunately the coffee supplied was mediocre as best. Disruptive music selection that was too damn loud. Annoying..thank God for pandora.com, a good set of ear-bud, and reasonable wi-fi or I never would have gotten any work done. The only reason I'd come back here is if my son had another concert to attend nearby. Needless to say, I do not recommend.