Rated 3.0 out of 5.0 -- This one was at the bottom of my Netflix queue for awhile and was bumped back twice . It finally came in the mail and I decided to watch it the night that it came . The movie was decent -- good special effects and a pretty nice cast .

A: Why would the narrator watch this particular movie ?

I arrived at the Crown at 1 am bleary eyed and for some reason they confused my surname with Elizabeth and I am convinced they were going to put me in Shannon 's room ! I woke my wife Ellen up the next morning with a declaration of " Hey ! Where 's Shannon Elizabeth and how in hell did you get here ! "

A: Why were you convinced they were going to put you in Shannon 's room ?

I will have to now fight for computer time I am sure . Rylie has been coming home more lately . He said he is trying to get us use to his presence again .

A: Why do I have to fight for computer time now ?

I am occasionally an awesome shot , but as always for me , not when I ' m really aiming . When I really aim , I can hit everything around them , but NOT the centre of my target . I DID manage not to get shot in the butt by a family member . Which was a real achievement .

A:
Why did you almost get shot in the butt ?