Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A: I live in Holyrood, so imagine my surprise when I found out there was a museum a mere 2 minutes from my flat. Who knew! So off I went with my friend Lauren, hoping for a nice, educational day out. ....it wasn't so great though. It's really small and doesn't really have much to offer, to be brutally honest. Yeah it's free - but it would have to be. I wouldn't pay to get in there! Maybe it's worth a look if you've exhausted all other things to do in the city, but otherwise walk on by!

Problem: Write a positive yelp review.
A: Sunday donuts???? how bout that. after months of clean living, we decided to treat ourselves to a dessert. we remembered Nami from a previous eating out at Green. We swung by and lo and behold...Sundays feature donuts!!!! the wife had the coffee donut and i had the coconut. both were freaking delicious. truth be told, i thought mine was better. they're not the light donuts like krispy kreme, but more "doughy" but not cake-ey like. they taste like donuts ok! delicious donuts. and some are gluten and soy free if you're into that. order at the counter, service is quick, efficient. and it was crazy busy from the brunch crowd right before 2pm. parking is tight....best to leave the H3 at home.

Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A:
NOT impressed. My order took forever because they basically lost it. Won't go into the details, but it was poorly handled on several levels. Not a good start. They just opened, so I'd give them a pass, if the food had made up for it. But, sadly, it fell short. My 2 carne asada tacos? Meh. Poor value - very small tacos, generic store-like tiny tortillas, very thin, that probably should have been doubled up. Small-to-moderate quantity of meat, which wasn't so lean and seemed of lower quality. Nice seasoning helped, but meat was still lacking. Lousy value - the tacos were something like $2.79 each, vs $1.29 for street tacos at Los Taquitos, which are FAR superior. This was more of a snack than a meal. Not bad, but not all that good, especially for the price. Probably won't be back, too many better options in the area.