Q: I was so excited to try this place out because of all the hype and was kinda disappointed. First off the servings are pretty small according to their price, but I thought eh that's all "healthy" food joints. I got the chicken and waffles the healthy version, and the "nutella" shake that tasted nothing like nutella lol. Anyways, it was all okay, tasted good, but just not filling enough. The worst part was that I went with my brother and his gf and we all got different things but each a shake and the next day we were all in the bathroom to say the least. I'm assuming it was old milk or something because that was the only thing we all got and we were all sick the next day. Not worth returning.

A: negative

Q: This is a hidden gem... My favourite thing about the place is the atmosphere - it's the type of place you could sit for hours and read. The decor is quaint and a little quirky, which I like and the staff were super friendly. There were at least 4-5 people working away on their computers while I was there, so if you're looking for a place to spend quality time with your laptop this might be it. The coffee was ok (I'm a bit of a coffee snob and while I'd happily drink theirs it's not my favourite). My only issue was the food - it was a little bland and disappointing. I do plan to go back to see what else they have as I might have just ordered a dud.

A: positive

Q: Classy little wine bar without the pretentious feel. Small menu items and pizza but kitchen closes at 10 on weekdays. So far, I've tried the wine, but not the food. I will be back.

A: positive

Q: Eating at the Cafe Cortez is like eating in the old folks home in the movie "Bubba Ho-Tep." I can still remember that scene - they were all eating baloney sandwiches, egg salad and old dead wilted green beans for dinner. I had the grilled herb chicken and green beans. The chicken was dried out and tasteless, and the green beans had been boiled way too long, and were probably frozen to begin with. I had to ask for extra butter just to be able to get them down. The food also took a long time to arrive. There was an old guy slumped over sleeping at the table next to ours, pretty danged close by. I was worried that he was going to be ok. The one bright spot was the busboy. If you want to experience Bubba Ho-Tep like old folks home food, falling down sleeping old guys, and an eternity of waiting, go eat here! Cafe Cortez, please hire some kind of half-decent chef! Ye Gods!

A:
negative