input: Write a negative yelp review.
output: i heart that i saw Oasis and FOTC there, but i mostly love that i was kicked out of this A-hole venue for dancing to the CURE! The Cure! that's right, the Phoenix heat bakes the life and Cool outta most everyone in the Valley of the Sun; so much so that if you are too lively at I dunno, a flippin rock concert, the cranky geriatric ushers act up because they have no funds to retire. The dodge can SUCK it...and so can the mean old bitches and meth head grampas that work there.
input: Write a negative yelp review.
output: This place is a rip off. We had our car towed there when it broke down- they said we needed a new fuel pump and it would cost us between $800 to $1000. We called another place right down the street (AJ's) and they did it for $405. We actually called a couple places and nobody quoted over $600. I think they were just taking advantage since we had our car towed there and they figured we weren't going to go somewhere else. I understand that they had to charge us for the diagnosis, but $105?? Ridiculous. I had my oil changed there a couple times and I should have known not to go back when they called me and told me my key and remote wouldn't open the door. I told them to try again and push the button hard and they finally got in. I never use the key to try and unlock the door because I have a clicker, but a couple months later I misplaced my keys and when I tried to use my spare to open the door, I noticed the lock was all jammed up, as if someone had been trying to force it. Can't prove that they did it, and I never said anything since I didn't notice it for two months, but I'm pretty sure the guy who couldn't get in ruined my door lock. They've given me a few other quotes on suggested service which always seem to be really high. If you're going to get anything done there, I would definitely call around and get prices from other shops first.
input: Write a negative yelp review.
output:
HORRIBLE SERVICE!!!!!!! Went in for a simple sandwich before the movie, was seated right away but ordering that was a different story. Sat there for 20 minutes without water or being able to order, had to walk out or I would have missed my movie.