Q: Suggest a movie title for the following movie plot: Bugs Bunny is fleeing from Elmer Fudd and his rifle yet again when he falls through the ground and into a cave. He is surprised, surmising that the cave belonged to Indians at one point. He discovers a large horn with cryptic writing on it. Bugs is unable to read it, but it translates to the viewer as "TIME CAPSULE CIRCA 10,000 B.C. TO BE OPENED 1960 A.D." Bugs yanks the cork off the horn, and discovers a film reel inside. Bugs decides to take the reel home and view it.Bugs sets up his projector and rolls the film. As footage of prehistoric animals appears on screen, a narrator begins to speak. He announces that since other civilizations have died out, the film has been created "to preserve a record of our way of life". We then pan down to a cave, where a hunter named Elmer Fuddstone appears (bearing a very close resemblance to the modern Elmer Fudd) and announces he's hunting the Saber-Tooth Rabbit. The Saber-Tooth Rabbit appears next, jumping out of its hole and munching on a carrot. Bugs is surprised to see that aside from the longer teeth, the STR looks very similar to him. He wonders if the STR could be an ancestor of his, to which the STR responds, "Eh, could be."Prehistoric Elmer attempts unsuccessfully to catch the STR, who finally confronts him and offers to help Elmer catch him. He explains that some day in the future, gunpowder would be invented, and the gun would follow shortly afterward. An excited Elmer thanks the STR and runs to his cave to work on a gunpowder formula.It is not long before Elmer manages to concoct and successfully test the first gunpowder, which is as explosive as one would expect. The STR then goes off to invent the gun, finding a bamboo pole to use for a barrel, and a tree root for a stock. He pours gunpowder and pebbles into the new rifle, and lights the fuse. Elmer takes the rifle and points it at the STR, preparing to shoot him. However, the STR tells Elmer the stock is on the wrong end, and he switches it. The result is that the rifle ends up going off in Elmer's...
A: Pre-Hysterical Hare
Question: Suggest a movie title for the following movie plot: Western & Atlantic Railroad train engineer Johnnie Gray (Keaton) is in Marietta, Georgia to see one of the two loves of his life, his fiancee Annabelle Lee (Marion Mack)the other being his locomotive, The Generalwhen the American Civil War breaks out. He hurries to be first in line to sign up with the Confederate Army, but is rejected because he is too valuable in his present job; unfortunately, Johnnie is not told this reason and is forcibly ejected from the office when he tries to enlist surreptitiously. On leaving, he runs into Annabelle's father and brother, who beckon to him to join them in line, but he sadly walks away, giving them the impression that he does not want to enlist. Annabelle coldly informs Johnnie that she will not speak to him again until he is in uniform. A year passes, and Annabelle receives word that her father has been wounded. She travels north on the General to see him but still wants nothing to do with Johnnie. When the train makes a stop, the passengers detrain for a quick meal. As planned, Union spies led by Captain Anderson (Glen Cavender) use the opportunity to steal the train. Annabelle becomes an inadvertent prisoner. Johnnie gives chase, first on foot, then by handcar and boneshaker bicycle, before reaching a station in Chattanooga. He alerts the army detachment there, which boards another train to give chase, with Johnnie manning the locomotive, the Texas. However, the flatcars are not hooked up to the engine, and the troops are left behind. By the time Johnnie realizes he is alone, it is too late to turn back. The Union agents try a variety of methods to shake their dogged pursuer (convinced he is accompanied by Confederate soldiers), including disconnecting their trailing car and dropping railroad ties on the tracks. As the unusual duel continues northward, the Confederate Army of Tennessee is ordered to retreat and the Northern army advances in its wake. Johnnie finally notices he is surrounded by Union soldiers and the hijackers see that Johnnie is by himself....
Answer: The General
Question: Suggest a movie title for the following movie plot: Police Academy head Commandant Eric Lassard (George Gaynes) decides that the police force is overworked and understaffed, so he comes up with the idea of recruiting civilian volunteers to work side-by-side with his officers in a program called "Citizens On Patrol" (COP). Fellow alumni Carey Mahoney (Steve Guttenberg) and his friends Moses Hightower (Bubba Smith), Larvell Jones (Michael Winslow), Eugene Tackleberry (David Graf), Zed (Bobcat Goldthwait), Sweetchuck (Tim Kazurinsky), Laverne Hooks (Marion Ramsey), and Debbie Callahan (Leslie Easterbrook) are in charge of training the civilians. The civilians include the enormous obese Tommy "House" Conklin (Tab Thacker), gung-ho senior citizen Lois Feldman (Billie Bird), and two skateboarding delinquents Kyle (David Spade) and Arnie (Brian Backer).However, the veteran academy trainer, Captain Thaddeus Harris (G.W. Bailey) believes "the concept of citizens doing police work is asinine" and plans to take over Lassard's job, and that's why Harris is determined to see the COP program fail, and to work on a plan to discredit Mahoney (whom Harris has had a grudge against ever since the very first movie). When Lassard leaves on an overseas conference, Harris, along with his dull-witted right hand man Lt. Proctor (Lance Kinsey), are put in charge of the academy and Harris immedietely plots to make the COP volunteers quit and leave the police work to the officers.The volunteers do well in their training, Mrs. Feldman excelling in firing Tackleberry's .44 Magnum. In training for water safety and drowning victim rescue, Zed "rescues" a cadet but experiences a personal loss of his no longer functioning watch, and mourns the death of the cartoon character inside of it saying it was the last thing he ever stole before joining the academy. Through his loss Zed gains a love interest, Laura (Corinne Bohrer), a reporter/photographer who has come to the academy to view Lassard's COP program and takes a fancy to former gang leader Zed. Unfortunately Harris ruins the moment and...
Answer:
Police Academy 4: Citizens on Patrol