question: i fell off a horse ! ! ! ! this horse:'(my very first lesson ! it FUCKED me up , too . we were trotting but she was going too fast and i tried to stop her but instead of stopping she decided to go RUN FULL SPEED AHEAD and i lost my balance and fell off .

OPTIONS:
- The narrator fell off a horse .
- The narrator got kicked .
- None of the above choices .
- The narrator got punched .
Q: Why does the narrator have so many large bruises covering their body ?

answer: The narrator fell off a horse .

question: And the pork ! It was so fatty that it melted in my mouth . I said to myself , " I ' ve just died and gone to heaven !

OPTIONS:
- None of the above choices .
- The narrator would call them a virtuoso .
- The narrator would call them average .
- The narrator would call them so - so .
Q: How would the narrator describe the chef who made the pork dish .

answer: The narrator would call them a virtuoso .

question: I locked up my bicycle and sat down for a beer . I thought about thinking and it was hard . I said to myself , " Just look at the wall and get thinking . "

OPTIONS:
- Parking lot
- None of the above choices .
- Bar
- Grocery store
Q: Where might they be drinking ?

answer:
Bar