Question:
" Me : " I did . " I ' m lying on my stomach on the floor of my Eagle Rock apartment / one bedroom sauna , wrapping up a rather lovely weekend : the perfect balance of cookies , running , lying in the grass , updating the CMS on the Curiology website , taking a vegan cooking class and working on an email mailer for a new set of prints . I also finally purchased a tube dress .
Answer the following question: How would we know the narrator is not on a sugar free diet ?
OPTIONS:
- None of the above choices .
- They were laying in the grass .
- They won the Curiology website .
- They have eaten cookies .
Answer:
They have eaten cookies .
Question:
Today was just wet and miserable , but I got done pretty much what I had to before my dad came . When he came , the car was on the fritz andhe spent about an hour trying to fix it . We had our lunch and headed on to Calgary to stop at the hobby store .

Why did the narrator have to wait so long because of Dad ?
OPTIONS:
- Dad was in Calgary .
- Dad had an erratic car .
- Dad was at lunch .
- None of the above choices .
Answer:
Dad had an erratic car .
IN: Just because I was born on the Fourth of July does not mean that I am a patriot . Dammit . And please do not sing Yankee Doodle to me or I 'll barf .
What country may I be currently living in ?
OPTIONS:
- England
- The United States
- Spain
- Canada

OUT: The United States
I have a new weight loss goal which is the rest of the weight I wanted to lose by Halloween . I shoved an avocado wrap down my face today , so far , so good . I did my budget and I can only afford $ 600.00 in rent , that 's it , anymore than that and my life , as we know it , will cease to exist . If the damn MTA fare was n't $ 80 and constantly rising if food were free , if I did n't have loans to pay then I would n't on the verge of poverty . I tried applying for food stamps , for cereal , and I make too much money .

OPTIONS:
- None of the above choices .
- The avocado does not taste very good .
- The avocado might be giving me a stomache ache .
- I am poor and barely able to afford living .
Answer the following question: Why am I feeling anxious ?

I am poor and barely able to afford living .
question: In the dark we crept around and fortified a perimeter , and waited , and I got to know the people around me . Except for the menace approaching , it was a nice place to live . Then it somehow switched and I was dealing with K and her grandpa and her seeming transformation into a demon child . She did n't listen , she wreaked havoc , and my voice died .

OPTIONS:
- Yes , it was a clarifying experience , one I had been needing to have .
- Yes , it was a fantastic experience , one I would n't mind repeating
- None of the above choices .
- No , I confronted a demon child and felt quite unsettled
Q: Was this a comforting experience , all things considered ?

answer: No , I confronted a demon child and felt quite unsettled
IN: We could n't even exit the train because of the crowd about 500 people deep ... no kidding . It took us probably 20 minutes to make our way about 5 feet . It became so bad at one point that in order to get us moving , I literally screamed at the top of my lungs EXCUSE ME ! ! ! ! Rest assured it echoed throughout the train station , but the impatient American in me could n't handle it anymore .
How might this person be described in this situation ?
OPTIONS:
- They are late to their train stop .
- None of the above choices .
- They are late to their destination .
- They are frustrated with the massive train crowds .

OUT:
They are frustrated with the massive train crowds .