How to speak like shakespeare
Read shakespeare's work.
To get a feel for shakespearean language, read some of his plays or sonnets. Shakespearean language can seem dense, but it is less difficult to understand the more your read.

You can find these works at your local library, at bookstores, or online. Start with one of shakespeare's more popular and quintessential works, such as romeo and juliet or hamlet.

How to get around unfair download restrictions
1) you need to learn to use two network tools :
Ping and tracert (traceroute in linux). While there are some rather simple click and click programs using this tools, the simplest way is to use command line, both in windows and in linux. In linux you need to open a terminal (console) window.

In windows, to use command line, you need to go to start-run (0r cmd). First try a few sites, for example " ping google.com ".

How to reduce acid in tomato dishes
Cut the tomatoes into pieces.
Most dishes will require you to cut up the tomatoes anyway. You can choose how large or small you want the chunks to be depending on what you are making.

Note that smaller pieces will heat through more quickly. Simmer the tomato chunks at medium heat for about 10 minutes.

A woman and a dog are in a room playing with an orange frisbee. The woman kneels and holds the frisbee over her leg and the dog jumps to get it. she
has the dog jump over her leg a few more times.