Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer: OK.....just had gotten a haircut next door, when I thought to myself, "why not a little hole in the wall Italian place for lunch". Little did I realize it would be a big mistake. I was sat by a fairly friendly lady. She immediately took my drink order. I had asked her about lunch specials and she sounded those off. I decided on the simplest and quickest lunch possible. An order of garlic bread and 2 slices of pizza. After about 5 minutes, they brought me out some fried garlic knot creation that I knew wasnt mine, but tried it anyways. IT WAS HORRIFIC. All you can taste was fried dough, and not all that tasty fried dough like you would have for dessert. The server noticed I didnt get the right order and brought my correct order of garlic bread, after about another 7 minutes. I told her that she could bring the pizza out as well as I wasnt trying to "course" it out. She said she would bring it as soon as its "ready"?!?!?! How does it take more than 12 minutes to heat up two slices of pizza??? Finally got the pizza about 5 minutes later and it was seriously burnt and sitting in a bed of grease. I talked myself into at least trying it and giving it the benefit of the doubt. Bad choice again. It was god awful tasting and so greasy I knew it was going to give me troubles if I ate any more. I asked for a cookie to go and the bill. She didnt even notice I ate ONE bite of the pizza and mentioned I saved $1.25 by ordering the special. I just laughed as she walked away. Please, for the love of god, STAY AWAY FROM THE PIZZA AND GARLIC BREAD!!

Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer: This review is for Marquee nightclub. Maybe I'm getting too old for this stuff or maybe it's because Marquee makes you climb flights and flights of stairs in heels, but I'm starting to hate this place. Love the electro & house music, especially the great djs that spin here, but the main dance floor is so small that it's nearly impossible to get on it and actually enjoy the music. The club also gets super crowded that you can barely move and sometimes are forced outside and not let back in. Half the time I'm trying to maneuver around people trying to find a place to stand or dance without getting bumped or stepped on, and the other half I'm climbing up and down the damn stairs, trying not to eat it. The good thing about this place is that they have multi-level dance floors, so if you're not into the edm scene, there is a hiphop dance floor downstairs. If you want to avoid the crazy long lines and paying 60-80 bucks for cover for guys, make sure you either buy presale tickets or go through a promoter.

Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer:
I'm not one for ordering out at work with coworkers very often and this experience can probably tell you why. Boston Market has this nifty gadget on their website that allows you to order via the Internet, the order is sent to the store that you select and you just go and pick it up. Humph, that's where the happiness stops. Just because you send your order in and are given a time for pick up does not mean that your order will be ready. Also be sure to print out your "invoice" prior to going or they will literally argue with you that you order is complete. Out of five orders, only two were done correctly. So that meant the estimated twenty minutes on the "invoice" actually turned into about 45 minutes. Would have been easier to drive here, walk into the store and wait for the order to be done. And prices weren't really that great. Food not as good either, the meatloaf I ordered has several pieces of gristle in it. And if I hadn't asked for gravy to put on it, it would have been dry beyond believe. As the stars say, "Meh. I've experienced better."