Sentiment analysis: Waiter! There are pubes in my fruit cup. Thought the pineapple tasted fishy. No, like actual fucking fish. It tasted like a fish in my mouth. Then I found a pube on my cantaloupe. It's been a rough morning. Needless to say, my therapist is not going to be happy about this. See photos.
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negative

Sentiment analysis: The nicest bathroom I have ever poo'd in!
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positive

Sentiment analysis: To the Owners: Time to close up shop, sit in the corner of a cold, dark room, and curse the day you thought it would be a super awesome idea to open up a shortbus version of a Taliban gas station. People want this place to burn.
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negative