Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A: Room is OK. Don't like the fact that my favorite beer is not available at this hotel. Clubs a C-list - they are fine to see once and going a 2nd time sucks. The pool looks nice though.

Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A: I went there again for breakfast recently and I'm afraid that I must downgrade my rating. We were in line to order and only had two people ahead of us, one of the LGO girls approached us and recommended that we go outside and place our order with the barrista (AKA coffee lady) because it would be 'faster'. So we did and ended up waiting for another almost 10 mins just to place our order. Maybe she meant it would piss me off 'faster'. The breakfast I received was barely room temperature. The eggs were supposed to be accompanied with avocado which (technically) I suppose they were, however, I assumed that this meant more than 3 dice sized pieces of avocado. I felt like Gulliver; was I growing or was my food just getting smaller? I asked one of the girls who work at LGO if the three ultra-mini cubes of avocado was considered to be a normal portion, she just looked at me like she was coming down off a pot binge and said she wasn't sure and that if I was 'OK with it', I should just go ahead and eat it. Duh...ya think? I'm thinking she didn't quite make the cut when they were recruiting at NASA. Then I went to the guy at the pizza oven and showed him my mini food and he just laughed out loud and asked someone to throw some more avocado on my plate. Anyway, I finally ate my now almost cold and fairly flavorless breakfast and must say that LGO seems to be resting on its laurels. The food quality is just so-so. I think this place is just another case of the 'Emperor's New Clothes' with people thinking 'Everybody else is in orgasmic rapture over this place, I guess that means that I should be too'. Well, I'm here to say that the emperor is buck naked.

Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A:
We came here for lunch today. It was my first and LAST time! Atmosphere: When I opened the door, it smelled like a bathroom that needs to be bleached! OK, so ignore the smell, maybe its just the wonderful fresh air is playing with my senses. However, half way through our meal, the waitress was pouring hot water from a coffee pot onto the carpet and scrubbing the floor with her broom, then sweep it into a dustpan. Did someone just puke there? or was it a food mess? but why pour water onto carpet that people are walking on, its not going to dry! Took a good look at the carpet, it looks like its been there for 20 years and never cleaned. Service: The waiter got us water and came back once to ask if we were OK. He walked by several times to service the table next to us (they had 8 people, we had 5) but didn't bother picking up our plates. We ended up putting our plates on a nearby table so we can get the table clear. Food: Decent. Some items were bland. Some were good. Some were over cooked. I really like the multigrain bread roll. Clam chowder was ok. Chocolate fondue was the best part of the meal. But were are never going back to this location again. Eating while the place smells like the bathroom is not very appetizing.