Problem: In the Gilbert & Sullivan operetta, what must the Baronet Ruddigore do every day to avoid the witch's curse and die in agony?
Answer: commit crime

Problem: The speed of sound in a vacuum is?
Answer: zero

Problem: What is the name of the man in the top hat that serves as the mascot of the game Monopoly?
Answer: rich uncle pennybags

Problem: Which British rock band's original line-up was Syd Barrett, Nick Mason, Roger Waters and Richard Wright?
Answer:
pink floyd