input: Write a positive yelp review.
output: AMERICANS and ITALIANS who appreciate lasagne that has not been pre-cooked... this is your savior. Not even Lupe Pinto's my favorite little shop in the universe has lasagne that has not been pre-cooked. I will not explain myself to you UKers who say "But who cares if it's pre-cooked"? "It's the meat and cheese that matter""What is the difference?" or my favorite, "I can't taste any difference". You and your bad opinions are wrong. You know what? I feel the same way about instant mashed potatoes (not true, but using for effect) - how do you like THAT? Valvona and Crolla has many, many good attributes, which everyone else has already written about. So I am here to tell you about Valvona and Crolla... the only place in Edinburgh to get un-pre-cooked lasagne.
input: Write a positive yelp review.
output: Drauen sitzen ist kein muss (sehr laut), aber der Falafel ist unschlagbar!
input: Write a negative yelp review.
output:
Crappy service. Two parties one of 20 and one of 10 came in and management acted like it was the end of the world. They all freaked out. Resulted in kicking a family out of their table when they have already been seated. My party came in, was seated. With no menu. For 5 minutes. Tell me what's wrong in this picture. We tried to flag a server to order, he rudely told us to hold on. After we finally got to order, we waited another 15 mins just to get water. I am still currently waiting for my food. It's been close to an hour. At this point, their food could be the best in this world and I still wouldn't care.