Problem: Unsatisfied. First off, I'm really sick and tired of going to this place and them not having half the stuff we want. Cinnamon donuts? No, we don't have any. We have cinnamon crumb. Ham croissant? Sorry, we're out. Small boba drink? NO! We only have medium. Uh. . . A stinky 'tude from someone behind the counter can really ruin a place for me. Last night, the lady at Bosa gave us a perfect example of "a stinky 'tude." Did my Diet Coke really take five minutes to pour? Did you really need two reminders to give it to me? WTF was your problem lady? The donuts here are good, but I'm now trying to decide if it is all worth the frustration. . .stay tuned.
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Problem: HELL YES ! Are you kidding me ? Don't even finish reading this review.. if you are in Vegas and you haven't been to Carnegie's .. You are crazy ! The biggest, most delicious sandwiches on planet earth ! Don't try to finish this on your own unless you haven't eaten for a few days ! The must try is the "Ah, there's the Reuben" ..best freakin Reuben ever. Pilled high with rye bread, pastrami, a ton of kraut, and about 6 slices of swiss cheese melted on top. Russian dressing on the side for dippin ! Mmmm Mmmm Good ! Share it with a Kinish and you have my favorite meal. Don't forget the complimentary pickles to start ! Winner winner pastrami dinner !
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Problem: LOL, this place is a joke, although It's worth a visit just to see how off the wall it is and to bring home a good story of the awkwardness. I'm a foodie and know for a fact I could cook proteins better than the head "cook". I know for a fact there are better tasting pastas from Sysco. I also know when I can taste a marinara that has a base of canned tomatoes yet it's called "homemade".. I know for a fact that Lipton style instant Iced Tea out of a plastic bottle doesn't cut it as a drink in a restaurant of this price range. I've traveled Italy, ate at some of the best Italy has to offer and I have a moderate respect for the cuisine, but even if I do over look the under cooked pasta and a horribly dried out meatball and bring it all down to flavor, this place still just doesn't cut it and dont even get me started on the service.. We tried this place on a whim before the Penn and Teller show as it looked to be the closest thing to fine dinning at the Rio, but we should have known better when there are TVs playing the God Father all over the place.. The Rio really needs to up their dinning game. If you're a foodie, my suggestion is go for a overpriced poorly mixed drink at the bar to experience the train wreck that is Martorano's and take home a story of a "restaurant" you will never forget.. Oh yeah, what the hell was that thing that Martorano's calls bread? Wow, who ever came up with that one needs to be taught the basics of baking bread again..
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Problem: Doesn't even deserve one star. If you have any serious issues you need taken care of I wouldn't recommend this place. I saw Becky Gonzales due to the fact that uterine cancer runs in my family. My sister had genetic testing and found out she had Lynch Syndrome. She was told that all her siblings need to also be tested for this because if you have it there is an 87% you will get uterine/colon cancer. Becky had never even heard of Lynch Syndrome, nor did she realize that uterine and colon cancer were related. At that point, if I had been dressed I would have walked right out. As soon as I could, I got out of there and saw her using her phone to Google information, so basically I knew more than her. She told me she had been practicing for 20 years...not sure what she was practicing but obvious she was not up-to-date any recent medical discoveries.
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