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An example of an positive review: On the outside (which is inside the Cosmopolitan), it resembles that of a truck/street vendor, but don't be fooled: Here lies a 2-in-1 deal so unique. To the right is the Mexican food, to the left is the Chinese food. Your choice, choose wisely. I decided to go with carb overload and steer towards the noodles. Dan Dan Mian they're called: wheat noodles with spicy pork bits. It was incredible. When it arrived, my first thought was "This is freakin' tiny". I thought I could eat five of them! So yes, small portion...but wowww is it tasty. Also went with the salt and air margarita, which my bartender creatively added a touch of hibiscus tequila to it. I give her props too, because she could give a Tequila lesson to anyone who could listen. The salt "air" was a cloud of ecstasy. Yum. So yeah... a little expensive but unique dishes.

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An example of an negative review: I have been here for lunch several times. Try to get in the door before 12; 11:30 if you can. I find the service to be acceptable on most occasions, but that can slow down when the place starts packing up. That goes the same with the food. The food is good though. I have tried the yellow curry and the pad thai. Both were fresh and flavorful. The yellow curry is one of the best I've had. It is a good blend of spice and coconut milk. The price is reasonable - $7 for salad, egg roll, curry and rice. Not much to say about the decor. The restaurant can use some sprucing up. That doesn't bother me since I am just there for a good quick lunch. I will definitely go back, though I am not sure if I'll put up with the wait. Update: Wait is way too long. Not worth it.

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An example of an positive review: Seems my review differs from many of the earlier ones from previous years. I needed a suit pressed and a shirt laundered and pressed. Suit came back nice and proper. Shirt came back clean and pressed, without those "pressing lines" that some other places leave. Honestly, I'm so tired of getting garments backed with cracked buttons and such that any place that doesn't do that is good in my book. Minus one star for price; it's a tad high.

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An example of an positive review: I love Thai Basil! Their evil jungle noodle is super good! And I love that they actually make the food mild in request. Some other places seem to make it even hotter when you order mild but Thai Basil is spot on!