Sentiment analysis: Slow service, rude hostess and cold food. What's the point when you have so many options?
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negative

Sentiment analysis: I just moved to Phoenix recently and I'm searching for a great massage spa. This is the first one I tried out. I got the regular Thai massage which is on a chair, just like in foot reflexology spas. The massage was basically that, but I've had better. I'd assume there would be something different to it being Thai but no. All in all the massage was okay. BUT WHO THE HELL MASSAGES THE SPINE WITH STRONG PRESSURE!
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negative

Sentiment analysis: this reminded me of high school dances, and i went to a math and science magnet high school, so that should give you an idea of just how BAD of a high school dance im talking about. the dj played some decent music but couldn't mix for the life of him. the decor of the main room was just mind boggling-ly ugly and ridiculous. i was showing my friend the old cafeteria serving station they had completely visible when the security came up to me to tell me that i wasn't allowed in the "VIP" section. i laughed because it was bad enough being in that "club," there was no way i'd waste any time in their "VIP" section chilling next to an abandoned cafeteria on an ottoman that probably had pubic lice crawling all over it. anyway, he told me it used to be a "dessert bar, a reallllllly long time ago." i told him they should really do something to hide it because it is incredibly tacky. then we left. they had a second room that was actually really nicely decorated and was playing some decent house music. but there weren't ANY people in it. probably because nobody even knew it existed. you had to go through all these weird hallways off to the side that gave no indication that you would end up in another dance room. if this place hopes to have any future at all, they better heavily consider offering $1 shots of patron so everyone can get so sh*tfaced they forget where they are.
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negative