Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: To quote fellow Yelper Andres D: "trips to this starbucks are always an adventure. I guess at least they keep me guessing... how will we mess up next time?" That pretty much hits the nail on the head. Whether driving though or walking in expect the simple to be complicated and things to get interesting in a very annoying way. The only time I drove through the lady taking my order repeated it back to me incorrectly 3 times (and this was coffee, not one of their more complex concoctions--yet she kept thinking I wanted a skinny latte?) and when she gathered there was some annoyance on my end she said "well sorry, but I'm multi-tasking here". This was just one of many interesting trips, as I've been here dozens of times as it's so close to my house. They constantly forget about the food portion of the order, forget a drink, and have some employees that aren't that nice....or sharp. We keep hoping the staff will turn over, or something will change--yet they continue to be consistently inconsistent. Another annoyance management should take up with the property manager is the sprinklers--which come on around 7 - 8 am every morning leaving the patio, walkway, and tables soaked. If you feel like sitting outside you're going to have to wipe things down yourself. I contrast this experience to the location by my office which probably does at least 3 times the volume, but never screws up, knows my name, and when I was a daily customer would have my drink ready before I even got to the register. Needless to say, I am exploring other options for my caffeine fix.....
Q: negative

A: This hotel is very overrated and overpriced. I've stayed there two times now and both experiences had their issues. The first stay was a few months after it opened. We stayed in a suite for 4 nights. The suites are overall fairly nice with its technology and tons of amenities including two bathrooms, washer/dryer, fridge/freezer. The one greatest thing about the hotel are the balconies. Its great to sit out there in a robe after a long night out or after a shower. Our hotel room was left fairly dirty with large visible crumbs all over the couch and the bathrooms didn't have any shampoo or conditioner. I had several very bad interactions with the staff on this stay. One particular interaction with the pool waitress stands out. I was attempting to get service while sitting at the bamboo pool. The waitress blew past me a total of 6 times before we gave up and retrieved our own drink. Two of those times include waving our hands in the air and the final time I was waving a wallet in my hand. We never even received a look from her. When questioning the bartender on how to get service he commented on how rude we were waving cash. The majority of the clientele fit a stereotype of your Jersey Douchebag. Because I enjoyed the balcony so much and we went to a Weezer concert at the Boulevard Pool I booked a couple nights in a suite again. DISGUSTING, is the key word to categorize the room. There were signs all over the room of a previous cocaine binge in the room. The books still had cocaine residue on them. There were 3 locations in the room where we spotted blood. One of them was right in the middle of the shower. Two of the decorative pillows had visible semen stains. We left the pillows at the door after the first night hoping they would take them away only to find them in the room again. Interactions with the staff was better this time. The clientele seemed to be evening out a bit more. What unfortunately ruined the last night for us was an awful experience at the STK restaurant. I'll save that for a separate review. There are much better hotels on the strip for less money.
Problem: What would be an example of an positive (OPTIONS:
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Answer: Have eaten here two times. Once we ate in and the other time carry out. Both times the food was fantastic. Perfectly spicy and saucy. Only minor complaint is I wish there was more chicken in the main dishes. The chicken biryani was delicious. Naan was toasty, crisp and perfect. Can't wait to go back!
Input: OPTIONS:
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Generate a negative review for a place
Output: My wife likes this place and that's why I've been several times. Since I can't complain to her I'll complain to you! Each time I come here I hope maybe this is the time the food wows me. Spoiler: it doesn't. Every meal I've had here is wildly mediocre. The desserts are good. I was really quite upset on my last attempt though. Usually I order breakfast/brunch items but seeing as I've had no luck with those I opted for a simple sandwich. Something basic so I would at least not have a bad lunch. I went for the tuna melt figuring even if they opened a can of tuna, mixed in a scoop of mayo, put it on toast, melted some cheese and charged me $9 it'd still be good. Oh, how I wish they just did that. It was, quite honestly, disgusting. The tuna, what I could taste, seemed to be chunk light and had a cornucopia of items mixed in. This included fruit. Fruit in my tuna salad. There were so many things mixed in I could barely taste the tuna OR cheese. The bread it was on was good. I should've just ordered toast. Additionally, while the fries are made in house they are not good either. Clearly they're not blanched because they're soggy and had no seasoning. Lastly, as you've read in many of these other reviews the service is pretty shoddy. It is a cute restaurant with all the signs that it'll be good but be warned; looks can be deceiving.
input: Write a positive yelp review (OPTIONS:
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output: Medical Marijuana is a reality in Arizona but you won't need a prescription to get a little "Herb" in old Town. As of January 1st 2011, The Herb Box Southbridge is open and serving up signature dishes to satisfy your munchies. Helmed by Chef Becky Windels and business partner Susan Smederovac-Wilcox, the Southbridge location combines the catering division previously located further North with a new Market serving an extensive selection of farm fresh salads, soups, signature sandwiches and specials all prepared with fresh, local produce. (I even have it on good authority that neighborhood residents will be able to pick up staples like milk, important as there isn't a supermarket or convenience store in the immediate area). The menu at The Herb Box Southbridge is virtually identical to that at the DC Ranch location I've written about previously, all fresh, all tasty. Todays meal, pancetta wrapped shrimp served on a bed of mixed greens. This is one of my favorite plates on the menu. Salty pancetta adds the perfect texture to plump shrimp and the blackberry wasabi reduction drizzled over it is just plain delicious (sweet with just the right amount of bite at the finish). Next up, Smoked BBQ Chicken flat bread. Though the menu would lead you to believe the chicken is "smoked," I would certainly disagree. What I will say is that it's perfectly grilled, the crunchy bacon, sweet tomatoes, red onions and Gouda are a perfect compliment, but the organic greens perched atop, though tasty, just don't work for me on this item. (though it should be said, I generally don't love salad greens on anything more than sandwiches). All in all, I'm excited that Old Town's first Herb dispensary is open for business and would definitely recommend you stopping by the market for a quick grab n go lunch or sitting upstairs in the warm and inviting dining room for a leisurely enjoyed meal. **Disclaimer: This visit was pre-opening at a "mock service" and was free of charge though this in no way influenced my opinion of the establishment.
Q: positive

A:
I'm not a huge crawfish person but this place is good. I got the 1 pound of shrimp and that's seriously enough for one person because I couldn't finish it. The service was good I was just confused to why their trash cans are located right outside of their entry way. I think that's pretty gross considering they having people sitting outside and walking in. I understand you have to dispose of everything for the guests seated out on the patio but don't place it directly in the front where everyone can see it. Also, the beer on tap was warm which is not too pleasant so hopefully they figure it out soon since they only have been open for a few months. Other than that, the food was bomb. Greg is a dope server. He's personable, polite and has a positive attitude which I value in a business. I'll be back again!