Problem: Write a positive yelp review.
A: I've dined here about 20 times and I'm convinced you can't go wrong with any choice: salad, pizza, sandwich, pasta, etc... Portions are very generous and moderately price (not included the pizza) Wait staff has always been great and the atmosphere is unmatched in the phoenix area. Wine menu is a little weak but you don't go there for the wine. Plan ahead because the wait can be lengthy. Forget about calling in an order at 5 on a Sunday, it'll be 2 hours minimum. Chicken Ceasar Pasta Salad togo is my fav, and at 5.89$ you can't beat that!

Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A: Romantic, outdoor eatery, complete with the christmas lights and all the ambiance associated with high dollar ticket entrees found on Sunset Blvd.. This one gets 1 star bcause of the food having some decent flavor. The other four stars were dropped because of the gigantic cockroach that was hiding beneath my plate. What!!??? I know you are wondering what happened, well here is the story. Eating dinner nice and peacefully, nearly finishing up and the waiter comes over to snag my plate to wrap up my leftovers. As he picks up the plate the GIGANTIC cockroach makes an appearance running across the table cloth towards my lap. I jump from the table and my seat, the waiter swept the cockroach onto the ground. ......okay now wait for the ultimate response from the waiter!!! "That's what happens when you eat outside" Nothing was offered in compensation for the "gigantic cockroaching." Beware of the unprofessional service and the unlikely bedfellows!

Problem: Write a positive yelp review.
A:
falafel phoenix best falafel best phoenix best falafel phoenix best phoenix falafel phoenix falafel best phoenix best falafel 6 Star Falafel ! IT'S GREEN! Seriously the best in the valley, perhaps anywhere. AND IT'S GREEN! It really does look like some hippies may have cooked up a batch of "Magic Falafel" in the back of their VW camper bus in the Shakedown Street parking lot of a Dead concert. I'm sure it's more benign spices making these garbanzo flour patties the color of money, grass, and a soccer player's ass, but they are a mos def a HOMEMADE recipe. I'm not saying all light brown falafel is from a box, but that's what most gyro places are doing. 8^ P'.',.' ---pPbblltptllptbt I can do box all by myself. Various kebobs, dolmas, greek and tabouli salads, pita sandwiches -- the menu is classic greek fast food deli style, which just like the strip mall pad they occupy, the menu is a bit smaller than it used to be. They've changed ownership and also pared down the size of their store significantly since their heyday. Yusef's was Best of Phoenix by New Times, or AZ Republic, or Get Out, etc, quite a bit circa 90, 92, 93, 95, 96, 2001 if I remember the signage. Since then, things have gotten tough in the American economy for a niche market of Middle Eastern folks. I sure hope they didn't suffer from former customers purposefully avoiding them after 2001 for any sort of discriminatory reasons -- what a shame that would be! Perusing the aisles of the grocery while waiting for your food to be prepared is like being flashed to an indoor version of an exotic marketplace bazaar (like in the first Indiana Jones movie, or hey, like Shakedown Street) full of strange and enticing shapes and smells and textures, foreign languages, and lots of "What the heck is THIS!?". Spice grinders! Pomegranate juice! Curry powder! Turkish coffee pots! Anchovie fillets! Fresh Olives! Tamarind extract! I'm ready for the PARTY! Where's the Houkka? THERE IT IS! Up on the wall, several to choose from actually. My green falafel sandwich was freshly made, hot, and delicious. Still the best falafel in the Phoenix area (but sadly, it was found to be "Magic" only in it's tasty savory goodness). Only $5.99 with a soda, or check with the owner on bartering your knit sweater-making skills. Can anyone recommend a good Goo Ball vendor for dessert?