Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer: Not Light! Not Skinny! All Fat! Loved it! Once a monther or I would weigh 500lbs! Loved it!

Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer: Surprisingly, the highlight of my trip to Montreal wasn't getting served tater tots by a naked waitress. Yes, as lovely as tater tots and tits are, it was the farmer's market Marche Jean-Talon that stood out to me. Marche Jean-Talon is truly one of Montreal's gems. It is a farmer's market on steroids. There's got to be about 30-40 stalls, bustling with life and energy, and a ton of great fresh locally sourced food. You've got just about everything under one huge tent. From bakeries, to butcher shops, cheese shops, plants, flowers, and just about every fresh fruit and vegetables imaginable. Nothing short of amazing. The best part is just sampling all of the cut up fruit at every stand. You'll probably be able to satisfy your daily intake of fruit just making one round around Marche Jean-Talon. For an epically chill day, I'd recommend taking a stroll through Marche Jean-Talon, it'll literally do a body good with all the free fruit you get to eat.

Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer:
+VIP entrance is always worth 1 star.
+Attractive white interior. Minimalist vibe, sexy lighting.
+Mildly famous people milling about, but no one worth getting the panties in a bunch.
+Good music -- half the time.
+Who doesn't love a good Pussycat Doll? Heck, I hope to be one someday.

- You cannot sit down here. Or there. Or anywhere. And if you do, a bouncer, all in black, wired in to the matrix on a headset will find you and make you stand up.
- Unless you are VIP, there is absolutely no where to relax. And if you know Vegas, then you know your shoes hurt like hell.
- Do not take your shoes off. They will find you, and yell at you. We spent half of our night f'ing with the bouncers, by removing one shoe and waiting for them to find us in the crowd.