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An example of an negative review: Are you people nuts? You don't go to the Imperial Palace to stay or gamble. You go there to see the CARS. That is the greatest car collection that is available to the public. I have stayed here once.....and NEVER AGAIN. I could only see purple for a week. The room I had was in fair condition. Obviously these rooms were for those visiting vegas who never use the rooms anyways...and gamble the whole time there.

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An example of an negative review: The first time I went to Zwirl, I didn't think it was so bad. I was a little confused because the lady said there were 24 flavors, but I could only see about 8 that were available. I quickly figured out that they rotate flavors. I had plain tart and my husband had peach. They were both just ok.....slightly icey, not creamy, but not over sugary either. I decided to surprise my 4 year old daughter this week with a trip to the new fro yo shop. It did not go well. The building smelled like a backed up toilet. I was literally gagging as we tried to get our yogurt, and then I was having bad thoughts about what could be in the yogurt if the air smelled like ass. We ate our yogurt outside. It would not be so disturbing if it were just a bad ass smell - that happens sometimes in old buildings. This was a combo of bad ass + bad/cheap cleaning products to try and cover it up. I feel nauseous just thinking about it. I think the strangest strangest part is that the girl just sat behind the counter smiling - like nothing was wrong - maybe she was used to the smell, which makes it even worse! We will not go back!

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An example of an negative review: Overwhelmingly disappointed. I had gone two years ago to the old location and had a pretty good time. Didn't love it, didn't hate it. Going again this time and going with my mom and girlfriend was a whole different story. Didn't help that it was extremely windy yesterday (not the feasts fault obviously). But at this "new" and supposedly better location they had parking across from the parking lot in a dirt field. Now I'm no rocket scientist but I knew it was going to be windy this weekend (little thing called weather.com) and having hundreds of people park in a dirt field with nobody out there directing traffic and a very uneven surface with lots of rocks and dirt was a disaster. **side note--- if you are driving a car in a wind storm, don't be a jerk and please let people walking have the right of way!!! You are safely in a car and we are trying to cross the street while getting dirt smacked in our face. Thank you** Dirt field parking - minus 2 stars off the bat. Another star lost for charging $8 a person to go to this. If the food was reasonably priced the charge to get in wouldn't be so bad. I feel sorry for the people who go to this event with kids. While the food was good and the service at the couple of tents I went to was friendly, paying that much for food I could have gone to a restaurant on the strip. $8 for a 6 inch sausage and peppers sub, $10 (are you f'n kidding me) for a 6 inch meatball sub, $8 for a 6 inch philly steak sandwich?! It's highway robbery. Minus another star for those prices. All in all I probably spent close to $70 for not even an hours worth of time and barely any food. Not to mention we didn't go on any rides or play any games. Waste of time and money. As a prideful Italian this was painful to write but someone has to speak the truth about this event. For a family of 3 or 4 with two kids this event must run $200. Oh and the karaoke needs to be turned down a notch. I'm sorry but some of those kids were terrible and while its cute and funny I don't need a headache to go with my empty pockets. Phew- glad to get all that off my chest.

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An example of an positive review: My wife and I just recently closed escrow on our home and Metz Home Inspection did our inspection. Luke was completely thorough when inspecting our home. He checked all the outlets to the roof of the house. We went over everything that could potentially be a problem and he pointed out things in our home that were recently upgraded. At the end of it all we sat down and he went over the entire report. At the end I had no questions or concerns. I would recommend Metz Home Inspection highly to anyone.