Build a movie plot around this: The vampire attacks and critically wounds who? Mr. Yam
Master Kow [Ching-Ying Lam] runs the local mortuary and is an expert on vampires andghosts. He and his two bumbling assistants, Man Chor [Ricky Hui] and Chou [Chin Siu-hou], have theresponsibilities of performing funerary rituals and carrying for thebodies of the dead, which includes the eight chiang-shih (hoppingvampires) who, along with the Taoist priest who controls them by ringing abell, are Master Kow's guests. That evening, as Man Chor is checking thewards pasted on the foreheads of the chiang-shih, lighting the incensewhich feeds them, and making sure that the flame which holds themmotionless does not burn out, the joke-playing Chou startles Man byjumping out of a casket wearing a walking corpse* costume. While trying tosave himself, Man stumbles against the altar, extinguishing the flame.Immediately, the wards start falling from the foreheads of thechiang-shih, and they start hopping around. Fortunately, Master Kow andthe priest are able to secure them again, but the priest and hischiang-shih decide to stay elsewhere.The next day, Master Kow and Man meet Mr Yam for coffee. Mr Yam wantsto talk to them about digging up and reburying his dead father, because hewas told by a fortune-teller that it will bring him good luck. While MrYam and the Master discuss the process, Man has become enamoured of MrYam's daughter Ting Ting [Choi-fung Li], who has just returned from the city where shehas been studying cosmetics. Three days later, everyone gathers atGrandfather Yam's grave for the disinterment. Master Kow tells Yam thatthe ground is contaminated and that they must bury Grandfather Yamelsewhere. He offers to take the body to his mortuary where it can be keptuntil another spot is found. To ease the spirits of the other bodiesburied there, Man and Chou are told to place incense on each grave. One ofthe graves catches Chou's eye. It is the grave of a young girl named Jade.Later that evening, when the Master looks at Grandfather Yam's body,he notices that his skin is changing and his...