Problem: The sales clerk tried to put the decorative plate in the box but it wouldn't fit; the

My choice: plate was too large.

Problem: At the amusement park, Katie chose to get a balloon animal instead of a stuffed animal. The

My choice: balloon animal was more fun in her opinion.

Problem: The insurance agent was more concerned with the fire at the hospital versus the fire at the school. The

My choice: school fire was tiny.

Problem: Samantha was a safe driver, unlike Natalie.

My choice:
Samantha had never even been pulled over for expired tags, nevermind a DUI.