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Output: Expectations. They get you every time. OK - for over a hundred bucks for four of us, one who is a 6 year old and two others who are sharing an entree,I expected so much more. The atmosphere is casual bar and grill, the food is a mishmosh of lots of different things from burgers to fish to pasta, and the bar is the central focal point in the noisy, bustling place. (I am hoping these are not repeat customers, I can't imagine making this a regular stop on my rounds) But the food is just, well, THERE. My mom and I shared the fish entree (Some nut crusted halibut job), which was bland and uninspiring. We opted for onion rings on the side which were greasy and fell apart when we tried to eat them and wound up being this big pile of skinless onions and cornmeal mush that I didnt want to touch with a ten-foot fork. So we decided to order a new side of mashed potatoes to split, and our waitress brought us each a side of mashed potatoes at four bucks a pop. (It appeared that English WAS out waitresses' first language but since we didn't speak "Arrowhead-ese" and pepper our sentences with words like "whatever" and "totally" she may have been thrown off.) On a bright note, the mashed potatoes were very good and appeared to be freshly made. Those were the high point of our visit. Anot her thing I hate about some of these places we try out is that the waitstaff knows very little about the food or beers on tap they are serving and it's a realy crapshoot as to what you are ordering. I know today's girls hate to eat and all that, but seriously folks, when I ask for a recommendation I dont want a blank stare and a shrug! Our server could not tell us whether the beer she was trying to recommend was dark or light. You don't even have to DRINK it to know that - just remember what it looks like!! Also, the glass my beer was served in tasted like windex a little bit. I drained my water glass and poured my beer in there to drink from. God knows I did not want to make any other requests of our server, who up till that time had been confused at least twice by questions or requests we had. My son's grilled chicken sandwich was competent but a bit dry. My husband had some kind of pasta which he liked because it provided him with the 3000 carbohyrates his body requires each day to run effectively. I tasted it and swore Chef Boyardeee had a hand in that creation. The sauce just tased UNNATURAL and possibly canned. I don't think we would go back there unless someone else was paying, and then we would stick to burgers. A guy at the table next to us had a burger that LOOKED really good. (After the debacle with our meal it was all I could do not to plop down in the chair next to him and his wife and ask for a bite!!!)

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Output: When I lived in Chicago, I felt like I was starved for good Chinese food in my neighborhood. I was close to Chinatown, but could never get organized enough to be the crowds. But in Phoenix, I have Flamingo Palace. AND they deliver. What is it with delivery in Phoenix? When I'm lazy, I want food at my door. And I'd like to have more than pizza as an option. Anyway. I love their beef skewers and their moo shu pork. Their beef and broccoli is also yummy. I've tried lots of other things, but these are my favorite. And I think their chicken fried rice can cure the common cold.

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Output: The meal was outstanding but conversation was impossible.The noise in the dining room was unacceptable.

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Ummm....where was the actual ride? We hopped on the gondola and were whisked away for a whopping 8 mins. The songs were great, but super short. The cost was unnecessary. We understood that it is Vegas, and things are very overpriced, but that was a little ridiculous. I would not recommend this to anyone, my recommendation: go download some Italian songs, and walk down the side of the river as it will be a more pleasurable experience.