Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

[Q]: The troopers shoot blasters at someone as they speed closer. Someone
[A]: leans out of the station platform and gets out, jumping off the bar.

[Q]: A child uses monkey bars on a playground. The child
[A]: walks over to where the monkey bars in the playground.

[Q]: A slow motion shot of people sitting in the water is shown as well as a surfer standing up on his board. The surfer
[A]:
proceeds to roll back on the board, stopping the surfers down the wave of breaking wave.