Problem: Stalling out , skipping class , screaming in the car about how fuckin ' cool we are , laughing at Endi in biology class , driving through rain , driving on the WRONG side of the road , planning our futures so delicately , over analyzing everything , hugging the right lane , sneakin ' up to my bathroom , having the worst possible things in our purses , 8 charges , and LOVING YOU . It 's so nice to have my best friend back . It 's so nice to have a constant .

What may be a fact about this person and their situation ?

A: They have been reunited with their best friend .

Problem: But it should work if I get the heads cleaned , and may need to clean the jets . The printer tries to print but no ink is on the page so I guess that is the problem since it set up awhile . Anyone know how many times to hold the button down or how to manually clean the heads ? Is there now a program for this ( I never did know how to align my cartridges - just hoped they aligned ) ?

What computer equipment may I be trying to fix ?

A: The printer

Problem: I posted last night about how I had the worst night ever at work and almost walked out . Part of the reason it was so bad is because one bitch " broke " her ankle before we even opened and went home ( walking , not on a stretcher or in an ambulance ) . Well guess what . The dumb fucking cunt just posted pictures on facebook from a party she was at last night .

What might be the reason the " bitch " broke her ankle before we even opened ?

A:
It might be that the " bitch " wanted to take the night off so she can go to party .