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Output: My first "real" club experience was here and it really sucked. I'd take karaoke night with geriatrics at the Paloma Room in Montebello, CA over this place. All because of management's brilliant idea of letting everyone into the club and subsequently flooding the dance floor for DIPLO. At least in a mosh pit you can push back. Here you got posturing Jersey Shore rejects ("Oh the song is building up? That's my cue to lift my hands up and look up into the air as the music takes me away") with their crews forcing themselves through the dance floor getting butthurt if you won't let them mob you into the guard rail. That said, this place is nice looking and I can see why people would like it, but that night was just bullshit.

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Output: I love shopping at Target but i always have to wait in a long line for the registers. The staff members are always there to help. I can always find where everything is. This Target is very clean and organized and i recommend going here.

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Output: I honestly have no idea what everyone is so excited about. We ate here last night and it was awful. I will say that we did not order any of the sandwiches but we did order the garlic bread and a pizza. First the service was horrible - the hostess gave me attitude when I tried to ask her how long the wait would be and the waiting area is so tiny we had to continuously navigate the family around all of the serving traffic. The garlic bread was awful, soggy, and did not contain even an ounce of real garlic but was liberally doused with garlic powder. Honestly it tasted like they spread margarine on thin white bread and sprinkled it with garlic powder. Blah. The pizza was so lacking in flavor I could have been eating toppings spread on plain tomato sauce on cardboard. Paired with one soda the bill came out to $28.00 - as we left my husband joked and said we could have eaten five Little Cesar's pizzas for that price and it would have tasted better. Needless to say we will not be eating here again.

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We ordered a jasmine green tea just to try it out, and it tasted like straight sugar. Didn't taste like it had tea in there at all!!! If you can't make a simple jasmine green tea correctly, then you might as well give up!!