Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A: I am a fan of great pizza, and the two times I have been here, I have not experienced good pizza. In fact, the last time my girlfriend and I ate at Pizzeria Bianco (a few weeks ago) we both got very sick. I don't expect to like everything that I eat, but I certainly expect to not get paralyzingly sick after a $100 meal. Sickness aside, the quality of pizza and appetizers at Cibo is far superior to that of Pizzeria Bianco. I will never eat here again.

Problem: Write a positive yelp review.
A: The pizza here is probably one of the best I've ever had . They cook it there in front of you - so you know it's fresh and boy does it taste good! I am marking them down because their selection of toppings was so very poor. When asked whether they did chicken or beef toppings, they said they only did ham and salami and looked at me as if I were crazy!! What kind of pizza place doesn't have a chicken or beef option??? Weird! Note that this is not really an eat in place, just a take out joint - well worth it though.

Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A:
My wife and I had been previously, and it was quite good. that was a couple of months ago. Today was a much different story. We came in for Sunday mid-morning breakfast. The wait as interminable. Finally, after taking our order, the server came back about 10 minutes later exclaiming, "I'm brain dead, what did you order?" This wasn't a 7 course gourmet fine dining meal. This was an omelet. Duh....1/2 hour later the food arrived on a 4" saucer plate. A tad small. The home fries were rancid and cold. After sending them back, 15 minutes later, the fries came. Hot, but Greasy. Needless to say, we're not going back.