Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer: My coworkers and I came here for our lunch break. It took F O R E V E R to order and receive our food. Then it took an eternity for the waiter to bring our check. Took an hour and a half to get in & out on our lunch break. I ordered the steak quesadilla. Not bad if you like mostly peppers & onions. I had 2 slices of the quesadilla. Of the 2 slices I had, one piece of steak in each slice. I opened the rest of the quesadilla up to look at it. Maybe, MAYBE 8 pieces of meat in the whole quesadiila. Only one of us enjoyed our food. That was Lee. She ordered a cheese crisp with taco meat. I have to say it looked good. However, we all agreed we will never come back here for lunch....or dinner.

Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer: This was the biggest waste of time ever. Not only was it crowded and cold, but for those (like myself) who wanted to leave the show early there was no way out. I came to treasure island as a kid and remember the show being pretty entertaining... however, things have definitely gone downhill for the sirens of ti. The singing and dancing (if you can even call it dancing) was laughable and the script was even worse. A day later... their main song is still stuck in my head... Anyways, even if you're staying at Treasure Island and are getting VIP seating (yeah, VIP my ass) do NOT come and watch this. I guarantee you will be permanently scarred for life.

Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer:
Sunday brunch is awesome...