IN: So Thursday I got the ultrasound and turns out I had a number of gall stones in my gallbladder and one was lodged in the opening that connects the gallbladder to the main duct that connects to the stomach . They took out my gallbladder . Surgery sucks . I have to stay out of school for at least a week and I get some nice pain killers ( percocet ) .
What is the reason for my gall bladder being removed ?

OUT: The opening that connects the gallbladder to the main duct was blocked and this is life threatening .

IN: Windows is very happy to run a program automatically when a USB flash drive is inserted into a PC . How convenient , both for end users and for bad guys .
Why is the narrator so skeptical about Windows as a computer program ?

OUT: The narrator believes Microsoft is vulnerable to hacks .

IN: I was , but it was because I was laughing so hard . Moose told me the following ; some of it I remember , most of it I do n't . Apparently I was dreaming ( or maybe I was hallucinating ) that we were dancing at a football game , where all attendees were given a bag that contained magic blue shoes .
Why are the narrator 's actions so uncharacteristic in this dialogue ?

OUT:
The narrator is dreaming .