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Output: Yelp you have led me astray! I was so excited to try Beckett's Table; great reviews, hip and trendy customers, self proclaimed foodies galore, that totally original decor with the lofted ceilings and exposed wooden beams we are all so excited to see at every damn restaurant in town...but I digress. I blame Restaurant Week and the menu chosen or should I say, slapped together by BT. I should have known better. The menu included a drink, which we ordered in this case, a beer. I made mention to the waiter we were debating on menu's but would order the beer anyway since if we went with the RW option, it would be included. This was met with an initial "No problem," but halfway through our first course he came back and said he would be charging us for it because we had not decided on which menu we would be ordering from first. IE: I already rang your beer in a certain format in my POS and am too much of a tool to change it. First course: onion and potato soup, not bad, creamy and flavorful Second course: grilled shrimp (rubbery, overcooked shrimp, 4 baby sized), cowboy caviar (fancy way of saying a teaspoon of corn and beans) avocado mousse (lime and cilantro infused pond scum), and supposed organic arugula salad ...never saw any arugula on my plate. Desert: bacon chocolate s'mores, graham cracker, housemade marshmallow, caramel sauce, peanut butter mousse ....yeah, not sure how they could mess this up since it's on the actual menu however, the bacon was a greasy mess *yes I realize it's bacon, but once smothered in chocolate it really made for a salty, greasy mess. I think at this point I had about had it. In fact the waiter and his beer comment made me so angry that I went to find the manager on duty and ask him about it. He looked at me like I was insane and condescendingly told me I was incorrect. Anyway, the way I look at it, I could forgive your crappy RW menu, because that happens, but I can't forgive your douchy staff and rude comments. I'm out.

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Output: I know, I know, my last review says I won't be back. This time I mean it. I was persuaded by a friend and succumbed to the pressure. I'll get this out of the way, the service was fine. Nothing to complain about. Even though we complained about 2 of the meals we had they handled it with professionalism. I had the turkey burger, which sounds great on the menu. It was bland, flavorless and had way too much bread. In the industry they call this "bun coverage" and this freaking burger didn't come close to covering the footprint of the bun. The people they have cooking in the back obviously don't know how to check a burger for doneness since there was a big hunk taken out of the burger where they hacked it with their spatula. My buddy ordered the steak wrap (whatever it's called on the menu) and it was served "burrito style" (note there's a difference between a burrito and a wrap) with so much rice in it and virtually no steak. For like $11.00 he complained and they fixed it. My sweet, innocent baby girl who only eats pizza and French fries shared my way too salty French fries that were served with my burger and had to order a flatbread off the menu for $9.00 which had a big hair in it when it was served. Since we complained about the "wrap" the Manager came over and said "Yeah, the waitress said there was a problem and asked me to come over?" We told him the deal on the pizza and he asked "did you send it back?" and when we responded he just walked away. That's it, no apology or anything. So, we ordered a cheese flatbread with nothing else for a kid were charged full price and got an extra hair in our serving? The people that own this place are "professionals" right? What the heck? Train your Managers how to handle issues when they come up. Plus the outside dining area was unkempt and very dirty. French fries and food debris were all over the place. Flavorless, overpriced, but PACKED. I think people want this type of restaurant, but Big View IMO doesn't execute well at all.

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Output: It appears that this is just a renamed store. Check out the other store that pops up when you search for "Mattress Magic." My fiance and I were out mattress shopping and decided to pop in after we were at another Mattress store nearby. I was not impressed at all ... The salesman that greeted us at the door did not want to let us leave. He showed us four mattresses, all from brands I didn't recognize and none of which I found suitable. I explained that each mattress didn't meet our needs. After showing us the last mattress, he said I've got one more thing ... I assumed he had one last mattress, but I was wrong. He took us over to a table and told us to read some news article or write up that was highlighted on a page. We walked out.... And I need a shower. One other important point to note was that when we he was showing us the mattresses he said, "if you buy our mattress cover for $30 and you don't like the mattress you buy you can exchange the mattress up to 3x, but every time you traded out you would have to trade up and spend more money to ensure you were getting closer to what you want." Go to R&S Mattress next door. They are not pushy, friendly and will do everything they can to find you a mattress. We bought our first bed from them to years ago and are upgrading to a King. I'll be heading back to R&S. In my opinion, they are the best around. "Marcy O," a fellow yelper just informed me that I was a "fool" to say that R&S is the best around. Go in and see for yourself. That's what these lovely reviews are for. Good luck!

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This gym masquerades as a decent establishment until it screws you by not letting you deactivate your membership. It also has a sketchy clientele and extremely poor customer service. Perhaps it needs to quit hiring 20 year olds who can't read well and have no sense of customer service.