Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: No toaster. NO TOASTER. WHY must the best bagels in CLT be forced into a sauna to steam away all their crusty, crunchy potential? Toppings are diverse, coffee is good. Staff is cute and stoned. Decor is rad, and I feel totally comfy, until EVERYTHING IN MY 6 DOLLAR BREKKIE SAMMICH comes pouring out, onto my lap, onto my dry-clean-only Interview Shirt, and then that's it - I'm throwing a tantrum (in my head at least) and tossing the wet mess into the bin. Give us the option, kids. Don't be Steamer Fascists.
Q: negative

A: The set up is sweet, but the service and food is lacking. I was served raw chicken with no silverware. Had to ask the server for water 3 times and still never received anything. Then to make matters worse, somehow they ended up charging me for an order of ribs that i never ordered. the server argued and pleaded with us until a friend wound up paying for it. STAY FAR AWAY FROM THIS DUMP!!! Way to Mr. Fox.
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer: dirty. overpriced. employees who seem to really hate working there. only went here because of the dunkin donuts across the street...and sorry i did...as i shoulda went to the Vons down the street, where i usually shop.
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Output: Not the worst utility company I've EVER worked with (eh-hum, SDGE), but definitely plenty of room for improvement. Unfortunately there is little choice in the desert, which I also hate. I don't think there should be a monopoly on who we get our water from. Or electricity for that matter, we should have the freedom to choose, so that when a company DOES have this many bad reviews then we can simply avoid or change our service. I don't like that they are open four days a week, that they require the deposits up front (every other service I've ever worked with will work with you, not just withhold service, seems wrong in the desert!), you MUST pay by credit or debit card....I guess I'm really cheesed because you're FORCED to do these things that may or may not fit into your plans. If you can't do it, tough nuggies, no water for you. I don't know, Americans are slowly getting their rights taken away one-by-one, I don't think it's right for a monopoly company to be able to do that with an essential resource. Any suggestions on how we could combat this are welcome, I'd really like to do something about this,
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output: Great coffee shop, even better pastries! They have at least half a dozen different types of scones to choose from, amongst other things, and the size of the scones are huge!! We got the strawberry vanilla bean scone to share, and the SO got the espresso macchiato while I got the chai latte. It's a very hipster vibe and the place was packed and overflowing at 1030AM on a Sunday, but the staff are super efficient and we got out order in no time at all. The scone is moist and very flavorful, and I wished I had gotten a few more to try. The SO liked his macchiato, I thought my chai was just standard. Overall, a great little spot for Sunday brunch or a meetup with friends!
Problem: What would be an example of an positive (OPTIONS:
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Answer:
DELICIOUS!!! We celebrated my mom's 60th birthday here and could not have been more pleased. J and I had just had the Morton's filet and seafood for two deal and were so impressed that we couldn't believe that we were just impressed with Del Frisco's. Everything was delicious. We had the house salad (with two strips of thick bacon on top), the filet and crab cake combo and chocolate mousse and butterscotch cheesecake for dessert. The filet was soooo good; mildly crusted with pepper and cooked to a perfect medium rare. The crab cake had so much crab and almost no "filler". The mousse and cheesecake were good, but by the time they came out, we were soooo full! THey brought out a piece of lemon cake for my mom's birthday and boy was that great!!! Light and fluffy and just perfect! We will definitely be back that next time we're in town!