Detailed Instructions: You are provided with a user review of a restaurant. Your task is to classify the given review into two categories: 1) positive, and 2) negative based on its content.
Problem:One star because most of the staff were very nice. Stayed here on a whim because the description looked so promising. So many pools, so much to do, so many activities. This is a time share resort where they want very much to sell you ownership, and these places and their high pressure sales techniques always leave me uncomfortable. The place is so huge that it ought to have its own zip code. The streets are narrow, so there appears to be even more cars and bodies around. Check in time is at 4pm. Then you get taken to the overly friendly time share salesperson, who invites you to breakfast and wont take no for an answer. They extract $20 from you to make sure you show up. (After seeing the place, I sacrificed my $20.) Finally, a bellman has you follow his golf cart in your car to find your room. By that time, its 5pm. We were excited to bring the kids to play on the 18 hole putt putt course right on property. Sounds much better than it is. However, when we got to the club rental place, they told us all equipment had to be back by 5:15pm. We had 6 minutes if we cared to use them. Of course, checkout time is 10am. Which us fine if you want to get to the parks, but means you have to get up at the crack of dawn to use the other facilities. The golf stand didnt open till 9. Ok, one 'resort fee' not put to good use. At least the pool we swam in was well heated. The room was disgusting, including countless hairs belonging to past visitors (owners, perhaps??) on the sheets, blankets and tub. The towels were threadbare and had rust stains that looked like streaks from somebodys butt (nice), and the shower had a crusty dried booger on the wall. We were in the 'deluxe 1 BR suite', but I cant imagine it was any different than the cheaper studio. Scammed again. I would rather spend a night in my car than stay here again, and I would no sooner buy than repeatedly poke myself in the eye. But, theyve called 3 times a day since to see why I didnt show up for the sales breakfast! Mustve been mighty tasty.
Solution:
negative