Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer: I am so very disappointed with Jaleo. I actually wanted to eat at a Tapas restaurant in Aria but decided on Jaleo. The waitress was amazing but....I have had better Tapas. Everything we ordered was not even up to par except for the Gambas which was okay. The squid was smaller than a dime mixed with beans, so there was approx. 7 tiny squids. The crab croquette's texture was like tuna & the worst of all the idea of placing the croquette in a small paper bag inside a "tennis shoe"... it was actually disgusting. Green beans with goat cheese was just okay. Paella with ribs could have been better if they cooked the rice. Sangria was great but seriously for $54? We have been to Tapas all over. Frankly, years ago we tried Firefly....should have listened to YELP!!

Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer: I used to like blue wasabi. Admittedly, I liked other sushi places better. Blue wasabi was more of a drinking place with decent sushi, and I don't mean decent like not indecent--I mean decent like eh, it was decent. this place has the acoustics of a mess hall. annoying. but what really annoyed me was this: one time I was there with wife and in-laws, and because I have a ridiculously sensitive palate (at least when it comes to salt) I noticed right away that there was some foul shit happening with the soy sauce. By foul shit, I mean that they were serving the low sodium version. *pauses for ensuing outrage* Now they serve their soy sauce in little innocuous looking devices that don't come with the courtesy of a green or red lid. What this means is that innocent people were unwittingly eating low sodium soy sauce. Which is punishable by law, or divine retribution when "kingdom" finally "comes." anyway.... So I ask for the manager, and say: "is this low sodium soy sauce?" And he says: "Yes." And I say: "Can I please have some *real* soy sauce?" And he says: "we don't serve anything but low sodium soy sauce." One fucking star, and be glad you got even that. You should be embarrassed.

Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer:
Ok poutine combined with the rudest servers I have ever had the misfortune to deal with. Best example of an angry Pequiste with an attitude!