[Q]: Build a movie plot around this: What does Harold bring along to get past the bank guards? Jackie the Lion
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[A]: In 1945, twenty-three years after scoring the winning touchdown for his Tate College football team (as told in The Freshman), mild-mannered Harold Diddlebock (Harold Lloyd), who has been stuck in a dull, dead-end book-keeping job for years, is let go by his pompous boss, advertising tycoon J.E. Waggleberry (Raymond Walburn). He is given an 18 karat Swiss watch that is 'properly inscribed "with gratitude and love and kisses for 20 years devoted services"' and a check for $2,946.12, the remains of his company investment plan. He bids farewell to Miss Otis (Frances Ramsden), who works at an artist's desk down the aisle, giving her the paid for engagement ring that he had, having planned to marry each of her six older sisters (Hortense, Irma, Harriet, Margie, Claire, and Rosemary) when they had worked there before her. He wanders out, aimlessly through the streets, his life's savings in his pants pocket.While looking through the newspaper want ads for another job, Harold is approached by Wormy (Jimmy Conlin), a local con artist, petty gambler, and racetrack lout, who asks Harold for some money so he can place a bet. Seeing the large amount of cash that Harold has, and hoping to get him drunk enough to acquire some of the cash, Wormy takes the depressed and unemployed Harold downstairs to the local bar for a drink. When Harold tells the bartender, Jake (Edgar Kennedy), that he has never had a drink in his life, the barkeep creates a potent cocktail he calls "The Diddlebock", one sip of which is enough to release Harold from all his inhibitions, setting him off on a day-and-a-half binge of spending, gambling, and carousing.A day or two later, Harold wakes up on the sofa inside the house of his widowed sister Flora (Margaret Hamilton). He finds that he has a hangover, but he also has a garish new wardrobe, a ten-gallon cowboy hat, a horse-drawn hansom cab complete with driver, and ownership of a bankrupt circus.Trying to sell the circus, Harold and Wormy visit circus-loving Wall Street banker Lynn Sargent (Rudy...

[Q]: Build a movie plot around this: What does the cue ball inexplicably due? Defy the laws of physics
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[A]: I'll Never Heil Again follows much the same pattern as You Nazty Spy!. It opens at the estate of King Herman the 6 7/8s, the deposed, abeit exiled king of Moronica. Meanwhile, Ixnay, Ohnay and Amscray, the war profiteers from the first film have realized they've made a monster out of Hailstone and his cronies in letting them be too power hungry. They decided that they have had enough of the dictator they put in power, and want to help Herman retake the throne. Herman refuses to accept thier help until he finds out that they were sorry about the whole scenario about wanting to start a war and are willing to pay the price for their actions. To this end, he sends his daughter, the princess Glinda (disguised as Matty Herring in the first film) to try and assassinate Hailstone using an explosive pool ball strategically positioned in Hailstone's billiard table. Dictator Moe Hailstone of Moronica enjoys a shave, and fights Curly and Larry for a turkey (that is a parody of Hitler possibly wanting control in Turkey. Larry parodies the attempts to control Greece by saying, "I'll wipe out grease.") The winner of that battle is a picture of Napoleon who grabs the bird from the bewildered Stooges. Glinda enters, and starts to place in Moe's mind the idea that his allies, the "Axle" partners, are plotting against him. After doing this she replaces the 13 ball on Hailstone's pool table with an exploding 13 ball and flees as Hailstone begins a pool game with his partners. Throughout the game the cue ball inexplicably defies the laws of physics avoiding the exploding ball by swerving around it and jumping over it colliding with Herring's head. The result of this was Herring 'barking' at the exploding ball and upon Hailstone's order to put it down he rips off his mustache, causing Hailstone to remark the well remembered line "give me my personality."The film's climax occurs when the "Axle" partners arrive for a meeting and Hailstone orders the "Axle" partners Chizzilini (a parody of Italian dictator Benito Mussolini), the Bey...

[Q]: Build a movie plot around this: who are forced to perform a vigorous workout in the gymnasium? The group who tricked Marty.
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[A]: At Doddsville County High School, Carol (Caroline Munro) leaves the geek Marty (Simon Scuddamore) down the hallway, both laughing about doing it. She leads Marty to the girls locker room as, unbeknownst to Marty, a group of people follow. Marty goes into a shower stall and undressed, and Carol lets the people inside the room. The curtain is thrown aside and they yell "April Fools!" The crowed mocks the half-naked Marty. The coach appears and tells all of them, except Marty, to go to the gym and "suit up". While they are working out, one of the students, Stella (Donna Yeager) is angry and blames Marty for this collective punishment they are now receiving. Carl (John Segal) and Ted (Michael Saffran) stop by Marty's locker and to show him that there are no hard feelings toward him, give him a joint to smoke.Working alone in chemistry class, Marty decides to light up and smoke the joint. He immediately gets sick and goes to the locker room to throw up. In the gym, Skip (Carmine Iannaccone) throws a brick through a window and feigns that it came from the outside to get away from the coach still punishing them. Skip goes to the deserted chemistry room, adds some white powder to a container, and walks away back to the gym. Marty returns when the liquid in the container pops and a fire starts. He tries to turn off the gas, and a bottle of nitric acid falls and splashes on his face. Marty is taken away on a stretcher into an ambulance. As Carol approaches Marty on the stretcher to apologize, he grabs her by the neck. She screams and wakes up in bed.It is suddenly 10 years later, Carol, now a rich and successful actress, gets a phone call from Manny her agent who tries to convince her to appear in another movie. Susan (Sally Cross) visits Carol and tells her that the she recently engaged and will try to make it for the class reunion later.It is the day before April 1, and Skip is driving his car through the countryside. He stops for a hitchhiker and it is Nancy (Kelly Baker) one of his old classmates also on her way to...

[Q]: Build a movie plot around this: Who does Barton murder? Dr Johnson
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The third and final film in the "Creature from the Black Lagoon" series begins with title and credits shown over an underwater background.A car is seen driving down the Edison Bridge in Florida. Marcia Barton (Leigh Snowden) is driving with her husband, Dr. William Barton (Jeff Morrow) in the passenger seat. They pull up to the Yacht Basin in Ft. Myers, Florida and board the 102 foot Yacht, Vagabondia III. She exits the vehicle leaving Barton in the car. She is met by Dr. Thomas Morgan (Rex Reason) and introduced to the guide, Jed Grant (Gregg Palmer) and Dr. Borg (Maurice Manson). Dr. Barton finally comes on board. The ship's captain, Stanley (David McMahon) arrives in the cabin and inquires as to departure. The three scientists walk to the lab and greet Dr. Johnson (James Rawley). They check on equipment and discuss the capture of the creature in the Everglades. Dr. Johnson explains the finer aspects of his fish finder, but the scientists are distracted by gunshots up on deck. They go to investigate. Marcia is shooting at a couple of sharks. Her husband disarms her then goes below. Grant stays behind to talk to Mrs. Barton. They drop anchor and head for shore in a motorboat. The four scientists and Grant pay a call on Morteno (Paul Fierro) and his wife (Lillian Molieri). A badly scarred man, Morteno, thanks Grant for the food and money. Morteno was attacked by the creature and tells Barton the story. Morteno makes his living in the Everglades hunting alligators for their skins when the creature attacked. Dr. Johnson asks to examine the knife. The red blood corpuscle count matches the Ocean Harbor figures for the creature. Barton concludes that the blood characteristics are such that, "We can make the giant step, and bring a new species into existence." Dr. Morgan voices his opposition to Barton's plan, "But Doctor, there's no short cut. You can't bypass nature." When Barton threatens to return all the scientists back and start with a new group they agree to stay, even Dr. Morgan.Grant and Morgan suit up and...