Question:
So there was this one time when I had a car for a week and now it needs a new transmission . Son of a fucking bitch . It was fun while I had a fucking car . One whole fucking week to make me wish I never had one because now all I want is to get my car back .

Why is the narrator so upset with the car ?
Answer:
The car is useless .

Question:
You have to take a moment and read some really bad poetry . You 'll feel better for it . If you HAVE to have a taste first , read:"O people of Chicago , why do you shun me so ? " he lamented .

What may happen after reading the poetry ?
Answer:
None of the above choices .

Question:
She just shook her head , indicating that she was serious . " It 's a staple of baseball history , " he added . " Wrigley is older , " she pointed out , accepting his firm kisses as reward for knowing her trivia . She 'd been married to him long enough to pick up on something at least .

Why would the man kiss the woman ?
Answer:
He is happy with her baseball knowledge .

Question:
Yahoo , wonderful , look at me go ... damn now I have to do laundry . Oh and I am down 6 lbs this week . I went up 8 lbs . I blame Mark and two weeks at the cottage .

Did the speaker eat a lot of food at the cottage ?
Answer:
Yes , the speaker consumed an overabundance of food while staying at the cottage .