input: Write a negative yelp review.
output: Not a fan at all. While I'm not a musician my boyfriend is and I bought him a new amp for his new electric guitar I purchased for Christmas. Well we decided that he wanted to get a different amp elsewhere and when I went to return the amp WITH the receipt which I paid in CASH I was told they will not do any cash returns. So my options were to have a store gift card (ha! I think not), or have them put it onto a debit or credit card of my choice, which takes 5 damn days to process. That is extremely unprofessional, inconvenient, and what a way to screw your customer over. So I allowed them to put it on my debit card, like I said even though I originally paid with cash and now have to wait 5 days for my money to be returned. I will never go back here again and my boyfriend agrees we'll go elsewhere for his musical needs as there are better stores out there who have policies that respect customers and don't have employees who call you "dude".
input: Write a negative yelp review.
output: Baked cod was pretty good. But the service was terrible. Neither the host or the server knew what the happy hour special was. And when we finally found out, it was pretty weak.....$0.50 off rails and domestic taps. Boring!!! Looks like a fun place to watch a have if you can't watch it at home. But we will never go there again.
input: Write a positive yelp review.
output:
My friend's parents recently described me as 'sweetly expressive.' Or something similar. The key words were 'sweet' and 'expressive,' arranged in some order. So far, as far as my reviews go, I'd say a fairer description would be 'enthusiastic alcoholic.' That's not true either. Perhaps it's 'enthusiastically decadent.' Peter Green's, as far as I'm concerned, will appeal to any and all who would describe themselves as enthusiastic about wine. Located on the corner of Warrender Park Road and Marchmont Road, just 30 seconds off the south end of Jawbone Walk, Peter Green's has the most amazing and delicious range of wines and beers ever. One wine that has had my heart stolen for a while, is Cairn O'Mohr (care no more, get it? I'm not actually sure whether it's a play on words or not, but I'd like to think it is). This wine's made on the Black Isle (waaaaaay north in Scotland). And it's made out of delicious things like elderberries and elderflower and autumn and spring oak leaf! And it tends to confuse people, as they mostly don't think Scotland could ever produce anything wine-like. And the people who work at Peter Green's are the epitome of lovely. The main man is Michael, though I spent years thinking he was Peter Green. The Peter Green. I think, in my head, he still kind of is. If you fancy giving someone something fanciful, then go there. If you want to give yourself something fanciful, go there. Or, just go there.