input: Write a negative yelp review.
output: The worst brunch I ever had. It went something like this: Me: I'll have the Eggs Florentine with the hollandaise in the side, please. Befuddled Waitress: Sure. Wait, did you say extra hollandaise? Or hollandaise on the side? Me: On the side. Hollandaise on the side. Thanks! Random Food bringer: Here you go. Me: ... Uh. I asked for the hollandaise on the side? Can you get our server? BW: (Coming back, flustered) OH! That was my fault. Sorry! Me: ... Much much later... BW: Here you go, on the side. Me: ... ... (Staring at the strange congealed substance that tasted like mayonnaise.) Uh. Thanks? The hollandaise was so disgusting. The most horrible hollandaise I have ever seen or eaten. It wasn't even hollandaise. It was something else masquerading as hollandaise. Congealed Mayo Lard Sauce maybe? Evil! And my friend ordered the Quiche and she could barely get her meal down too. The only positive thing was that the coffee and my friend's cappuccino were good. Blech. They weren't even busy when we came. In fact, they were kinda dead. So there is no excuse. None.
input: Write a negative yelp review.
output: We REALLY wanted to like this place because it's right down the street from us. It's a cute place, but the menu is very limited and the items we ordered were just ok. We tried the Philly Goat and Tuscan bruschetta. My husband enjoyed the Philly Goat, I felt like it should have been served hot (though I realize traditional bruschetta has a cold topping). The Tuscan was just ok. Each of us ordered a salad as our entree. He the Strawberry Fields and I the Tino's. Both were underwhelming. We each opted for the "perfect green blend" which was mostly spinach. The salads were average at best; I've thrown together far better myself and the dressing on the Tino had an odd flavor that I couldn't place, maybe from the cider. I would suggest that the "Choose the Perfect Pear" menu item allow for a 1/2 sandwich option, not just 1/2 pasta. Because we want to support neighborhood establishments, we will try it again. I'll try the Grilled Cheese next time. Hopefully it will improve with time.
input: Write a negative yelp review.
output:
Perfume in the ventilation system?! Oh god it is so horrific here. My eyes started to water and I developed a mild headache after 30 minutes or so. Some of the shopping is good for selection and uniquness of items, but oh dear it was expensive.