Problem: BODY: Caroline: I am in the midst of preparing these annexes now. You should take special note of the credit that Paul is insisting upon (seems to be similar to AIG). This is all credit - but note his Additional Termination Event if the ISDA is not executed within 60 days. You must discuss all of the items with your counterparty. Also, if you do the deal(s), give me the name, phone/fax numbers, email addresses of all commercial and legal for your counterparties.
======
A: SUBJECT: Valentis/CD Holding

Problem: BODY: Taking a look at BPA from the 3/8/01 list, I noticed that we've got them opened up for west coast power only on the offer and not the bid. I have no notes that they are restricted in that manner. What's the scoop? Marcus, do you see any reason they should be restricted to the offer side?
======
A: SUBJECT: Bonneville Power Administration

Problem: BODY: A man walks out of a bar, stumbling back and forth with a key in his hand. A cop on the beat sees him and approaches. "Can I help you sir?" "Yesssh!Ssssshomebody ssshtole my car!" the man replies. The cop asks, "Where was the car the last time you saw it?" "It wassssat the end of thissshkey!" the man replies.About that time the Officer looks down to see that the man's weineris hanging out of his fly for all theworld to see. He asks the man, "Sir, are you aware that you are exposing yourself?" Momentarily confused, the drunk looks down woefully at his crotch, and, without missing a beat, blurtsout "SON-OF-A-BITCH... THEY GOT MY GIRLFRIEND, TOO!"
======
A:
SUBJECT: pretty funny...