Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: How long does it take to make a bacon cheese burger?! Well let's just say I've been sitting here for 20 minutes and my boyfriends burger is not ready. Doesn't hurt for the people around here to smile either
Q: negative

A: They have a happy hour that starts at 11pm, so we dropped in for some drinks/apps. Our waiter was a fucking zombie. I don't remember his name, but he was dead behind the eyes and slightly creepy. And you have to be pretty creepy for me to think you're creepy. All of their signature drinks were on special for happy hour, but every single one of them was some sugary concoction. Figured I'd play it safe and get a mojito... but they were out of mint. He asked if I still wanted one, clearly ignoring the fact that mint is what makes a mojito work so well. I got some blueberry lemonade thing (at my chick's insistence). It was so sweet my face puckered. Time for some appetizers! The cheese steak spring rolls sounded great... except that they're egg rolls, not spring rolls (learn the difference, guys!), and they consisted entirely of meat shoved into a fried egg roll. That was it. The picture they showed made them look delicious, what with all the cheese and steak and onions and gooey innards slowly oozing out. This... this was gross. Like, something AM/PM would serve gross. The mac-and-cheese squares were ok. Too much breading. I want to taste the mac and cheese, not all the fried crap around it. I suppose if I'd been drunken these might've been better. Keep that in mind if you plan on stopping in here.
Problem: What would be an example of an positive (OPTIONS:
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Answer: Great food, great service and an overall great time. Have been meaning to try this place for a while and then last Friday, when having the reoccurring where to eat conversation I made the executive decision to finally give it a try. It wasn't overly crowded when we walked in and we were able to snag a booth- I love sitting in a booth, this already makes my meal 10x better. Before any discussion could even take place I was ordering the fried pickles based on the reviews. The hubs and I are not huge fans of the frickles but let me tell you, we were fighting over these. Yum! Both of us had burgers which were equally delicious. There was just the right amount of beef that was seasoned and and cooked to perfection! Top it all off with cheap beers- which showed up as being $.50 extra each on the bill, but before we could even say anything the server came over and apologized and gave us a corrected version. I mean how great is that- things happen and I love that he owned it and took care of it without us having to say a word! I want to eat here all the time- but my body won't have it so I will have to save it for times when the burger craving is simply just too much to ignore!
Input: OPTIONS:
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Generate a positive review for a place
Output: Very cool place with more character than seats. The staff was very efficient with managing the Sunday after St Paddy's day brunch crowd and ensuring everyone was being taken care of as soon as possible. The french toast was toasty and cooked perfectly with the faint hint of cinnamon that kept you wanting just one more bite when you knew you should have just taken the leftovers home. My girlfriend got the french toast and a cup of coffee which she was given before we even were able to get a seat at the bar. The staff made sure the water and coffees were always full, really a nice job. I got a well made bloody as it seemed fit to have such a drink on Mar 18th at 9 am. The combo of jalapeno Benedict, two chicken enchiladas and perfectly cooked asparagus were a treat as well and I would love to go back again tomorrow if I could but have to leave town so until next time DH.....keep up the good work and keep this place hidden!
input: Write a negative yelp review (OPTIONS:
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output: I placed an order two months ago. They took my money and I never heard from them. Have tried e-mailing - no response, Tried calling - phone disconnected. They must have gone out of business right around the time they took my order, Website still up and running but I advise not placing any orders with them. Gave them one star because I had to put something Ok a few hours after posting the above review, I received two emails that the canvas was unavailable and they were refunding my money. Does not explain not responding to my follow up emails or disconnected telephone #. That's all I know about this store. They said they called me several times but calls do not show on my phone .
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First of all, I decided to have a massage on my last day of a hectic business trip because hubby raved about the best 25-minute massage he had ever had here at The Spa at ARIA. Unfortunately, the masseuse he had was not working the day I went in and mine, although professional enough, did not listen to my requests (a common theme at this resort) to focus on my back and shoulders and to increase the pressure. This just left me more frustrated and knotted up than beforehand. Getting to the spa is a bit confusing; the lack of signs is also a common theme at this resort. Stepping out of the "spa" elevator, you find yourself in a relatively dark hall, with the women's side on the left and the men's on the right. The doors have no handle; you wave your hand in front of a sensor -- that is, if you can read the tiny little instructions in the dark. Once inside the spa itself, I also spent time walking around in circles looking for certain areas. The funny thing is the large green, un-spa-like exit signs are everywhere, but you have to figure out where everything is on your own. There is a relaxation room in the women's side (I'm not sure about the men's side), but you have to go out and into the co-ed waiting room to get picked up for your service. This waiting room was filled with uncomfortable square couches which did not allow for any relaxing position whatsoever. It was also open to traffic on three sides, so you could see and hear people walking around and talking or pushing carts of towels around. Very non-relaxing. The women-only relaxation room was also the same room that you walk into from the elevator, and the noise and conversation of people checking in or out did not belong here. Two special rooms, the salt room and the one with the heated stone beds, are accessed just outside of the co-ed waiting room. Again, signs are practically non-existent. These rooms were unique, and I would have enjoyed them more if each bed or recliner were more private. The co-ed pool had a partially nice view of some distant mountains framed by buildings and a large neon sign of the Elvis show. It is basically an extra-large, rectangular jacuzzi; supposedly 33 persons max can fit in it, but just 4 of us was making me wanting more space already. The standard spa facilities included a nice steam room, sauna, cold plunge pool and jacuzzis for women- and men-only, and fruit, water and tea. The robes were all OSFM (one size fits most) but much too large for me. When I asked where the swimsuit dryer was, the first attendant didn't know, and another one said it hadn't been hooked up yet. In the shower, the hot and cold are reversed. Another design flaw of this spa is the toilet area is separated by a door to the rest of the spa facilities, but there are no sinks to wash your hands in before touching this communal door. Hubby confirmed this was the same in the men's side. Something was broken the day I was there, and the women's section smelled awful. I have no desire to return to this particular spa, except to try a massage from the therapist who worked on my husband (one extra star for her). ARIA's spa simply did not have an appropriate design or zen-like atmosphere.