Problem: My wife 's parents were in town for the weekend to help us move out my brother - in - law , who has been living with us for almost four years . I can not ever remember when the last we had our house back to ourselves , cause there was always somebody from my wife 's side of the family that lived with us . So I guess that 's a present of some sort .

What may happen after my wife 's parents get here ?

A: We pack up her brother .

Problem: So many cool people :D That always makes me happy . And we had good weather and there were cool shops and restaurants and the library of the university was the coolest thing I ' ve ever seen . And they had a part of town that is called Christiania .

What may be a plausible fact about me ?

A: I am a new student at a college .

Problem: For a brief moment there was a white cross - shaped space instead , and then nothing . I was a little weirded out . But I decided to just take it as a sign that God is keeping an eye on me . My mind is SO messed up . On a less surreal note , my nails are now a lovely shade called " violet haze . " ( I guess " purple haze " was too obvious . )

What type of religion does the narrator subscribe to ?

A:
They are Christian .