I must admit that in a way I was , too . Until I walked onto the campus . I glanced around , realizing that my closest friend was not going to be there , I mean I knew she moved , but a part of me had pretended it was n't so .

A: What will I probably do next ?

i decided that i hate being a girl.1 ) i hate the fact that because of hormones i ( and genes , i guess ) gain weight more than the average boy.2 ) i hate how bad i cramp during that time of the month . i am tempted to rip out my ovaries . i m nauseous and irritable.3 ) i hate how i have to do my hair and make up everyday to look the slightest bit presentable . like , why ca nt i jump out of the shower , throw on a flannel shirt , slip on a baseball cap and be ready?4 ) I WISH I HAD A PENIS TO PEE WITH .

A: How does the narrator feel about being a woman ?

by Julie McManus11 Easy Stress Reduction Techniques You Can Implement in Just 5 Minutes or Less , Guaranteed!Dear Business Builder , TGIF ! At the end of an extra busy week , Friday shows up to make it all better . I ' m visualizing sleeping in late ... breakfast in bed ... and lounging around reading the newspaper from cover to cover ... hours of sweet relaxation . Who am I kidding ?

A: Why does this person want to relax ?

I have n't updated this thing all summer so I might as well . I ' ve gone to the Blue Ash Rec a lot and the Mason Rec once . I ' ve also gone to Myrtle Beach with my family and cousin Raymond and also with Heather and her family . Both times were a lot of fun , I went jetskiing and shit like that .

A:
Why might the narrator not have checked in for a while ?