Problem: There was a mermaid* swimming in the pool. That is all. *with a fish tail and e'rythang
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Problem: Went her for dinner and was blown away. Being in our hotel my expectations were not the highest. I was very surprised. The service was spot on from our server Roland and the food was amazing. I had a fish and shrimp special that was wonderful. My wife tried the New York Strip and enjoyed it. The sides and bread were excellent also.
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Problem: Terrible. Would NOT recommend. The service was terrible, they refused to split up the check and then would only accept 'three' forms of payment for our large group. When we told the manager of our disappointment he did nothing. Overall bad experience. Shout out to Russel the bartender who was the only pleasant one that spoke to us.
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A: negative

Problem: Got food poisoning last wednesday from the red curry beef, sick for 36 hours.
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negative