IN: I mean really , it 's not even expensive I do n't understand why people just did n't buy the real one ( ok , sell outs aside .... because I do get that it sold out everywhere the second they got it and crashed a website or two ... but that 's not the point ) . I sound like a snob . It 's really really awful .
What may be the reason to buy the fake one ?

OUT: The real one was sold out .

IN: In the absence of communication , fantastical not quite real scenarios grew out of nowhere . Amongst the hair brained weird shit that cropped up was my wife checking my soon - to - be - deleted Facebook profile to see if I was still listed as married to her . Fucking hell - That 's just out there .
What might be the reason my wife checked my facebook instead of asking me directly ?

OUT: She thought that I might lie to her and wanted to see for herself .

IN: She gets up from his lap , still has her finger on his lip and he 's staring at her body and touching her thigh . He smiles then get up and go forward to stop her from leaving . She 's not going to ... She 's walking away till she finds herself against something .
Why is he staring at her body ?

OUT:
Because he is physically attracted to her .