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An example of an negative review: This place has to be the cesspool of Vons. There are prominently displayed security cameras and monitors, security guards, turnstiles, and worst of all, annoyingly staggered double doors (one on each opposite end of the entrance is closed), making the place really annoying. Luckily, they had the $2 24-packs of water for sale, which is all that we really needed. But then the clerk just had to be really slow at checking out the two people in front of us, which got my family annoyed and the guy behind us audibly distressed. We just went here on happenstance since it was on our route of travel and we wanted to take advantage of a "good" deal (yeah, I know bottled water is terrible, but it's convenient). Don't go here.

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An example of an negative review: If I could give MINUS 5 stars I would!!! After nearly an hour waiting in line, watching the people behind the desk sauntering back and forth, going on break, and just being non-attentive, I finally got to the front of the line. Geez! What a jerk the guy was!!! Rude, condescending, SLOW, and smart alecky!! We get to the exit gate and the arse upstairs had the wrong name on the contract... so I got turned back to the booth to correct it. The car BARELY runs, stinks like hooker's cheap perfume, and I will NEVER, EVER rent from Dollar again! I would pay double to avoid these jerks!! If you want to call the GM to complain: Chris O at 702-351-6874 I know I am going to call!!

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An example of an negative review: I think Banks automatically write off reviews on websites such as here on Yelp or Google or what have you due to customers being very critical of establishments that carry their money - a sensitive topic. And I hate to tell you, Banks, but your customers have every right to demand damn near perfect service when they hand you their hard-earned money and expect to be able to transfer, store, and withdraw it without an issue. Sometimes emotions run rampant because it's MONEY and it's a touchy subject period but if you can't take the heat get OUT of the kitchen. So that said - I had nothing but good experiences dealing with the ATMs and drive-thru at this location. But the one and ONLY time I step foot into the bank - that's when the issues started. Not one, not two, but three miserable problems in one visit. So at the time I visited, about 3/4pm with my partner in crime in tow, we came for two different reasons - he wanted to talk to them about closing an account, I wanted to withdraw money as well as convert Japanese Yen into American Dollars. I asked the manager at the center console and she directs us to stand in line - that "they can take care of all of that." We wait fifteen minutes, finally get to a teller who, after I mentioned I need to convert Yen, directs me to sit and wait to talk to a manager. We sit, wait ten minutes, a manager then walks over and asks us what we were waiting for. I tell her what we wanted. She vanishes, then states that they only do conversions until TWO PM. (What?) I then mentioned the other two things we want to do and she directs us to a teller - to GET BACK IN LINE and wait another fifteen/twenty minutes to do what we originally waited in line and wanted to do! When I asked her why the staff had me get out of line and wanted me to wait TWICE and made me wait forty minutes for nothing for a policy that was listed NOWHERE within sight, she stated that she recently transferred from another state and the policies were different. NO APOLOGY. No accepting responsibility. None of that. Simply, "I didn't know. Get back in line." A completely lack of respect for a customer who gives you his hard-earned money to hold and a lack of his time! The manager on Rainbow and Cheyenne apologized on her behalf and they took care of us in twenty. minutes. flat. Take that, Rancho and Craig!

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An example of an negative review: Went here tonight after reading all the positive reviews on here, and a write up in Madison Originals. Wanted the Almond stuffed Dates for our appetizer. They were out of it. We skipped the appetizer. Had the Mussels w/chorizo (me), and the Special (hubby), can't remember the name of it, but it was a fish dish. The mussels were pretty good, but not nearly enough chorizo. The fish special was OK, but the size of the fish portion was very small. They have good beer, and it's priced accordingly. My diet Coke was flat. We ordered the Flourless Chocolate cake, and the Bourbon Creme Brulee for dessert. They were out of the Creme Brulee. The flourless chocolate cake was the worst example I've ever had. It was airy, (it's supposed to be super dense), and barely chocolaty (it's supposed to be intense dark chocolate). It don't know whether they make it or buy it, but either way, it needs to change. It's simply not good. This was the first time I've EVER left flourless chocolate cake on the table, uneaten. The place is very small, but the wait was extremely long for "meh" food. We won't be returning.