Problem: There were boobs, I guess.
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Problem: This was dinner last night and yeah... I was disappointed. I was in no way, shape, or form impressed with Fazoli's. The idea sounded great: Quality Italian with a Drive Thru, but they left off the Quality Italian part. I clearly forgot my rule of no food that has a mascot or a drive thru!! I had a lasagna, my co-diner a slice of pizza. My lasagna was incredibly dry. No flavor, no cheap and easy Italian seasonings. The sauce was beyond disappointing - Basically it is a can of tomato sauce with NOTHING ELSE in it! The cheese was flat, but beyond that the only memorable part of this meal was the indigestion that came with it. I begged for a bite of the pizza that was also ordered... Moderate at best. Nothing special. Crust was nothing special, neither the presentation or toppings. The service was incredibly slow, the servers inattentive. Every employee in the building appeared to hate their job, and their product spoke that in volumes. Life is too short for bad Italian food! I wont be back...
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Problem: Don't get it. For a carne-based gastropub, the best menu item was our salad (which was much too large... over-compensating?). Everything else was quite forgetable. Much better food at Salty Sow.
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A: negative

Problem: Love this place... Highly recommend it if you play soccer and softball or want to hit some balls.. Its not as expensive as other indoor soccer places ( Summelin In Door Soccer -I'm looking at you) however they do charge $3 to EVERYONE over 12 just for coming in! This facility is fairly new so almost everything is in good condition - tuft fields, bathrooms, play ground, bleachers ect ect A HUGE plus is that they have two small restaurants on site that serve BEER and the tvs are always showing games! Its kinda expensive seeing that a small no name water is $3 ( rip off since they do not want you to bring in drinks or coolers) a large one topping pizza ( think Costco style) for about $ 20. They also have burgers, fries, hot dogs, pretzels and chips.
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positive