input: Write a positive yelp review.
output: The Saloon is one of the best sports bars in Pittsburgh. Tons of new TVs so you can see the game from any angle. Sure you can go to the Southside, but then you have to deal with the zombie scene. Seriously, that place has so many red-eyed, foaming-at-the-mouth people stumbling around it looks like George Romero is filming again. I'd rather go to The Saloon where I can watch the Steelers/Pens in a festive, but not out of control atmosphere, and have a good time with my friends. Great bar menu and beer selection as well. The wings are the best in town.
input: Write a negative yelp review.
output: I have lived in Tempe for years and had never gone to this place, although I've heard of it. It's a crowded trailer diner, basically. We got a table right away, our food pretty quickly, and service was quick and friendly. However, the food was not only average to poor, but overpriced. Basically every food option is $8.99 or more + $4 or more for any side you may want (no, only small parts of sides come with the $8.99-$16.99 breakfast entrees. They have some combos that begin at $10.99+ that have parts of sides in them. The chorizo eggs my gf got were pretty tasty, but the portion was small. Her potatoes and toast were inedible, something I would throw away if I made it myself even. My biscuits and gravy tasted decent enough at first, the gravy is pretty good. The biscuits are cake like, exactly how another reviewer had described. More like cornbread consistency than biscuits. I couldn't finish them after I didn't have any more gravy to cover them in. The 2 small bacon strips that came with were OK. We got hot chocolate, which was swiss miss with whip cream on top, a whole 6 oz of it maybe, for $2.75 each. My gf got a cup of fruit, another $4 for about 8 pieces of fruit. Total Bill for 2 medium portions of average to inedible breakfast easiest recipes: $31.11 (without tip) I am a Tempe business owner myself and like to promote eating and buying local, but this place was just another typical low quality medium-high priced Arizona restaurant I have encountered. It probably is more a 3 star than 2 star, but I want to help steer others away if possible, I felt ripped off and unsatisfied, and unless you are hung over and already there, you will too.
input: Write a positive yelp review.
output:
We loved the atmosphere and food. Once we were done eating, we sat around talking and never felt the pressure to leave, even though they were busy. We will definitely be back. We do wish there was a more diverse wine list.