Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer: Very solidly 2 stars for me. I had the chicken strips platter, and was...not impressed. The chicken was thin and kinda tough, and the fries were limp and a bit soggy. Nothing about the menu seemed particularly creative, either. Service was fine, and my strawberry lemonade was tasty, but the food was just "meh". I'm glad I finally tried Old Chicago, but I could probably have done without it and I probably won't be back.

Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer: Worst haircut I think I've ever had. They don't understand clipper length or how to blend. First time I went they cut it too long on the sides when I asked for a 2 all the way up on one side and blended on the other so at the base they were the same length. Not even close to a two, I asked how short it was and he said "yeah it's like a 2, I just eyeball it". You sit with your back to the mirror so you can't see your hair until it's too late. I cut one side the length I wanted and went back to have them blend the back and sides. Instead he made the side I didn't cut shorter than the other side. How many times do I have to go back to fix it? $50 later for 1 haircut with tips and not happy at all. The blend is at an angle too, never seen that or asked for that. This review is for Craig only.

Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer:
It was an ok experience. The food was good and having to cook it yourself was fun for a family. Was it the best food I have ever had? no. The building is quite old and it seemed very dark in there. The floor was sticky and the table also was sticky. I guess I am not in a huge hurry to go back.