Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Example Input: He walks along the dimly lit driveway to his cottage. He
Example Output: turns a knob in the room and places its back on the sill.

Example Input: Someone pulls the old man onto his back, leaving the leather bag of books behind. The winding column of men, women, and children
Example Output: undo up the stairs, hold their arms above their heads.

Example Input: The man sits on top of the kayak and then, puts his legs in the water while waving. He
Example Output:
walks up to the boat while the man joins him in the canoe.