Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A: Beware of the cranky old man. A buddy and I wanted to go in and hit some baseballs for fun the other day and noticed that they had two locations. One near the softball fields and the other one on Paradise. We went by the cages at the softball fields first since it was closest to us and they were closed for maintenance but said they would reopeon On Monday 9/23/13. It was 9/24/2013, but no biggie, we just went to the other location. When we got to the other location they let us know that their cages weren't open til 3pm. Different hours for the same business was king of weird, but the young man behind the desk was giving us the scoop and we were disappointed but figured we would come back. Some old man comes out of the office with this scowl on his face and the kid was verifying things with him at the cages. He was extremely dismissive to us, almost as if we were a nuisance. When we were leaving I informed him that his sign at the other location said that they were opening the previous day and he proceeds to go off on me about "No it doesnt" and "Your wrong" "I guess its still closed then isn't it". Wasn't trying to start a fight, but just inform the man of the error. Most business appreciate the feedback and dont want to run off potential future business. Not this guy...Must hate his job. This is how they treat their customers I guess. Place was dead anyway, probably be closed and out of business soon like the rest.

Problem: Write a positive yelp review.
A: This place is fantastic! The first time I went, I was concerned that it would be an imitation of the original. Not the case. The beer is great, and the food is spot-on. The atmosphere is better in Munich, as the building is older, etc. But this is a great recreation without having to fly all that way.

Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A:
STAY AWAY... We've been 3 times over the past few years, each time we say "let's try it again" followed by "wish we'd done something else". Reminds me of the movie line "Run away, run very far away" Last nite after Steelers/Jets was last straw. I hope the owner or general manager reads this. And think the health department should too. Service is mediocre and slow. consistently. Waitress was ok in attitude. After our soup starter (good french onion soup) we waited and waited and waited and waited for our mains. Noticing us staring at her, waitress stopped by, went into kitchen, came back and said we were next. my watch said 8:31. Then her manager came by and argued with me and said we were next, then at 8:52pm the horrible food finally arrived. That's 21 minutes to be next. In that time we watched 4 tables turn from being seated to drinks to mains to check down while we waited for our main. Manager embarrassed himself. Said they were busy and working our food and he had checked and would come soon. I told him about the 4 tables turning and he said no they didn't. then I said I used to manage restaurants and know what customer service and ticket times are and he challenged me and said no I didn;t and I had no idea what I was talking about. What an idiot! First rule of restaurant business is the customer is always right. Then the food arrived. How hard is it to do chicken marsala with mushrooms, seriously? It was two soggy fried chicken tenders from the deep fryer (not pan sauteed) over a bowl of bowtie pasta with shrooms and a sauce. While the sauce did have some marsala in it, it was full of sour cream and tasted like stroganoff and a little funny. The Penne ala vodka was sauteed canned tomatoes and no flavor. We were so hungry we ate most and left. 1 hour later I was sick on the side of the road from the dinner and still feel really rough this morning.