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Output: The Hard Rock Casino used to be my favorite part of Las Vegas. Since it was re-modeled, it is definitely not the same. I stayed at the actual hotel for the first time this past weekend. The customer service is not only the worst I have received in Las Vegas, but in all of the hotels I have frequented in my life. Waiting in line at the front desk was a nightmare. The staff acted like they were doormen at a club, as if I hadn't paid money to stay there. One staff member told me check-in was from 3pm-4pm. When I went to pick up my room key at 4pm, another staff member told me check-in wasn't until 5pm. I was told, "I know it will make you feel better to know when you are going to get your room, but we just don't guarantee a check-in time. There's just no way of knowing." And then she laughed at me and made no eye contact. The hotel is aware they aren't even located on the strip, right? Does the staff know that they aren't the rock stars that are featured in the hotel? When I finally got to check-in, my room had empty beer bottles in the room from the person who had stayed there the night prior. Also, there were dirty towels in the sink. I will never stay/gamble there again. It's a crappy hotel with service you would expect to receive at the 99 cent store.

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Output: Cadillac Ranch looked really awesome from the outside, this nice red cadillac out front, nice patio outside, and an enclosed bar and grill patio on the side. Upon entering it was pretty dead, well, it was a Monday afternoon after all. I ordered the Southwestern Country Fried Steak, huge plate of food that came with your choice of House Salad or Ceaser Salad. I dove into the mashed potatos, which upon their many options of how you want your potatos to taste (garlic, cheese, horshradish, etc), I picked garlic - always go safe at a first time resturaunt! The gravy was very bland, I ended up putting more salt on it. The potatos were the only thing salty and flavored on my plate. They had also put diced garlic in the mix, not roasted, but raw garlic. I love garlic, but I can't eat whole cloves (horrible headaches) like some of those awesome people can out there, so it was kinda a downer there. The two pieces of country fried steak was actually steak, but the very fatty piece of steak that you should never buy, cook, and serve. Since I came with friends and family, it seemed the only thing they could put flavor in was the deep fried dishes. My mother ordered the Fish and Chips, they were slightly on the dark side, the fish wasn't fishy but slightly bland, the cocktail sauce was the only thing that saved the fish from being totally neglected lol. The fries were really good though! My friend had ordered the same thing, I think she wasn't complaining was because she had ordered mamosa's lol. Service-wise, it was slow, but don't expect to be waited on asap on a dead Monday. I think the only thing that tasted good was the Ice Cream Fudge Brownie, but that single dish alone won't help this review get to two stars. All in all, eat at the other different eateries at Tempe Marketplace, I think Cadillac Ranch would be the last resort place if you can't get in to another popular resturaunt at the time.

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Output: Do NOT use this company! They may be cheaper than most competitors but you get what you pay for. They installed a new windshield in my vehicle. I followed all instructions given by the installer (leave the tape on for 48 hrs and do not wash the vehicle for a week and a half) however the very next day after the install - and every day since - the glass rattles every time I hit a bump. I called them to repair and he came out and only attempted to tightened the trim around the glass which did not fix the issue - in fact, it made it worse. Now he refuses to fix or replace the glass. I always try to use local mom and pop shops when I can but next time I'll pay the extra $50 to have Safelite do it...correctly. Learn from my mistake and choose a different installer for your auto glass!

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I'm a huge Mexican mercado fan and this one just came under my radar. I stopped by to see if they carry some fruits, and whoa, was surprised to see a little eatery in middle of the store. An excellent lunch spot. A taco (everyday they have asada, pastor etc) is $1.75, slightly high in price in my opinion. But the two layers of fresh made tortillas are LOADED with the meat of your selection, sauteed onions, and fresh cilantro leaves. I drizzled their fresh made salsa, guacamole, and topped the already voluminous tacos with the cactus pickles. Hmmmm good. Reminds me of the flavors I enjoyed in Mexico. Besides tacos, the menu also listed menudo, tortas, and few staples. Very friendly staff, and loved the neighborhood feeling. Definitely a hidden gem.