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Output: Grilled goat cheese with butternut, cran-pear relish, and spiced pecans on 9-grain... Festive, but you know what'll really take that vegetarian grilled cheese up a notch? Ditching the squash and adding BBQ pork ribs.* Since these sammies take a small eternity to come out, don't stay together well, and cost a pretty 1,000 pennies, I have to dock a couple stars. The BBQ rib creation really is fairly tasty, though. *may not be vegetarian according to certain standards.

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Output: This place really isn't half bad. I have heard a mixture of reviews about it from my friends, but they roped me in with the enticing $3 beer specials. Though it appears small from the outside, the Vine is quite spacious and definitely capable of providing libations and entertainment to the masses in a quick and satisfactory way. I decided to venture out here for a co-worker's birthday and was tickled pink that karaoke was about to go down. Cheap drinks, masses of people, and karaoke? What more could you possibly want on a Thursday night? The service and selection here is quite favorable. In fact, I'm pretty pumped that The Vine was clean and well lit. Most bars i've been to have provided quite the opposite experience. Overall, there is definitely room for improvement... but nothing that will seriously keep me from soaking up all that is has to offer in the next few days. Chug on my friends. Chug on.

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Output: On my way through Charlotte we stopped at both Niche's, and this one didn't seem to be that great. Sure, they have Johnny Cupcakes garb, but I liked the Southend location much better. The Southend store has a lot more clothing, and Good Charlotte goes there. Trust me.

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Items ordered: "Snickers" Iced Coffee Lollies - Red Velvet, Nutella & Almonds Kisses - Sliced strawberries, chocolate drizzle and whipped cream, served Belgian style Viva Las Elvis - Bananas, peanut butter, chopped bacon and honey Honey I'm Home - Vegan Churronimo waffle tossed in cinnamon and sugar topped with vanilla ice cream and honey Tucked away in a small strip mall off Maryland Parkway and dotted with cute decor plus paintings from local artists it was alongside two friends that I sat down for a midday snack at Tiabi Coffee & Waffles and as much as I really wanted to like the kitschy little spot and their menu of made-to-order takes on the European classic our experience could best be described as mixed, an effect of dogmatic rules regarding the use of discounts and coupons alongside batters that proved utterly unremarkable, the toppings alone serving to save the day in the case of standard and $1-upcharged "Belgian" options, both. Apparently named as an acronym of the underlying motto "to inspire and be inspired" with free WiFi and an innovative drink list including a rich caramel and cocoa infused iced coffee for myself plus a heavily praised honey cream iced latte for my friend it was after only a few moments of indecision that our order was placed and chatting while we waited the tasting soon began with a duo of $2.50 "lollies," the single strips of spongy dough pressed between hot metal proving paltry in portion and largely flavorless save for the sweet finishing drizzle that unfortunately warned of things to come. Entirely eschewing savories in favor of items far more sweet it was after perhaps a twenty minute wait that our proper order arrived and beginning first with a doughy Belgian topped with fresh berries beneath artificial tasting chocolate I quickly turned my attention to the alternatives, the Elvis faring a bit better by balancing sweet and savory over a slightly more study base while the "Honey I'm Home" proved the best of bunch in its sugar-crisp coating overlying a somewhat dense crumb - its "veganism" thoroughly compromised by honey and ice cream but the result all the better for it.