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An example of an negative review: Tried to come here for lunch today. Sign advertised 5.95 lunch and I work right across the street, so I thought what the heck... "it can't be that bad." Well we will never know cause they were closed for lunch. No sign, no explanation, just flat out locked doors. Unacceptable. The only reason this place gets two stars is they offer free chips and salsa with check-in. Fun fact, 94% of mexican restaurants already offer free chips and salsa.

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An example of an positive review: I'm writing this review even though our stay isn't done yet. I'll update if something goes horribly awry. I hadn't even heard of this place until my gf told me about a deal Orbitz had (half off price). I was happy that it was on the strip and literally next to the Bellagio, but I wasn't expecting much. Pros: - I'm not sure whether it's cuz my room happened to be a penthouse suite, but this place is bigger than my 1-br apartment. There's a full kitchen, walk-in closet, living room with sofa, a dining area, entertainment system... The bedroom (TV included), bathroom, and closet are separated from everything else by double doors.. - full kitchen: fridge/freezer, microwave, oven, dishwasher, cooking range, silverware, Corelle dinnerware.. - everything is very functional; maybe not the sexiest or flashiest stuff, but you can tell that they put thoughtful consideration into little things that guests might need, while maintaining sustainability. Examples: a container with coasters; corner "shelves" in the bathtub to hold soap (the shelves have drainage grooves so that the soap doesn't sit in a puddle of water); CFLs; a laundry basket to hold towels and linens that you want replaced.. - free wireless everywhere - very comfy bed. After a long day, I plopped down on the bed and was about to drift off into sleep, but I wanted to brush my teeth first, so I sat up and was about to get out of bed, but the next thing I knew I woke up the next morning after having totally peaced out for the whole night. - no casino - friendly and helpful staff.. check-in was smooth, valet people are friendly.. Cons (mostly minor quibbles): - probably the biggest issue is no self-parking. This is construction related, though; normally there is self-parking. Valet service is adequate, but they advise that you call them about 7 minutes in advance so that they can get your car from the lower level.. - carpet and upholstery are kinda dated.. - hallways are kinda old.. elevators (at least the doors) are loud and clunky.. - soft water. I guess some people like soft water, but it's hard to tell whether I've fully rinsed off. heh. - for being a penthouse suite, I just have a view of a wall.

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An example of an positive review: Garlic Soy Edamame and Steve! Yup two favorites right off the bat. I met a friend of mine for birthday sushi and drinks as we both wanted to try someplace new. Pearl sushi it is as they have Sushi Gone wild on Tuesdays where if you have a Pearl card, you are able to order from a special sushi menu and have $3 Svedka martini's all night. The card is $5 but you earn points every time you eat there with double points on certain nights. Once you reach 500 points they give you $25 in Pearl Cash to use on food and drinks. Sign me up!! The Garlic Soy Edamame was the BOMB! We smelled it as it was being brought out to other diners and we both were like, we want that. I really need to know how to make it as it was VERY good. Steve was a great bartender and he kept our drinks coming. I am telling you, they tasted like fruit punch but those suckers sure had a kick. I woke up this morning with a slight hangover lol. The sushi was pretty good as well and I introduced my friend to some sushi that also had jalapeno in it. Needless to say, he is now a fan of spicy sushi dishes lol. The company, the food, the drinks and the serve was fabulous and I can't wait to come back again. ( I need the points lol)

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An example of an positive review: I don't journey over to Willy St. as much as I would like, but when I do find myself on that side of Madison the Weary is always my first choice for dinner and drinks with friends. Back in college I first heard of this place from a coworker who lived in the area. He told me in no uncertain terms that I needed to come out after work for a few drinks and a late dinner, and I'm happy that I took him up on the offer. Since then I've made my way back on a semi-regular basis. The best times at the Weary are when you come in and find a nice larger table right away, especially if you can get one of the corner tables. The place is almost always crowded, a victim of its own success in a way, and there are no reservations or waiting lists, just first-come first-serve. As mentioned, there really isn't a good place to wait, and if you end up here crammed in the corner of the bar hoping for a table to open it can be a frustrating experience. I don't think I've gone on a Friday or Saturday night in some time because of this, instead opting for weekday nights or later in the afternoons. It's a testament to how good this place is that I find myself working my schedule around their busy times. The Weary hits all of the right notes: the food is exceptional, the tap selection is top-notch, and the vibe hits the right tone of hip and mellow. I've made my way through at least half of the relatively short menu, though I've been here more than enough times to try everything at least once over. I've been prevented from doing so by the extreme excellence of the West of the Andes sandwich - possibly my favorite in all of Madison. I usually get the tenderloin option (also comes with tuna or veggies), served with avocado, pico de gallo and chipotle mayo. It's simply the best. Also great: the Weary's Reuben - probably the best I've ever had, and the Bad Breath burger, which is as great as everyone says. The goulash is what I tend to go with when I'm looking for a smaller meal, and even then it's filling. There's a vegan chili as well, which I usually go Not-So and get with beef tips and bacon. And if you're there with a good sized group of friends you can't go wrong with either the WI cheese & sausage platter or the Mediterranean plate. I love the Weary Traveler and I've spent many a great night over the last five plus years with friends and family - in fact the Weary is my father's favorite Madison restaurant on account of the goulash. The place is near perfect, and a consistent option for just about any occasion.