Sentiment analysis: Walking down the opulence of consumerism mecca in Vegas and thinking that in all of this there has to be at least ONE dress that I like. I hate shopping. I hate the layer of fat that lies around my belly. I went to all the stores practically....Marciano's boutique had an amazingly atrocious dress that made me feel like a hooker. Where's my corner....I'm ready for you Richard Gere!!! In my last wave of desperation I saw Betsey Johnson across the way. The heavens opened and light shone down on the garishly bright pink store. I immediately walked in and found two dresses to try on. The store chick found three more... The first dress was perfect....red 50's style halter fitted dress that hugged my curves and hid the pudge. I couldn't stop looking at myself in the mirror!! Damn I look good! I love me!!! In this dress I can stop traffic. Shit...I wouldn't kick me out of bed.
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Sentiment analysis: Had a spa day here with the wife. Never been to a spa let alone had a whole spa day. If you're into "pampering" this is probably a very enjoyable experience. I find I am simply too utilitarian to appreciate the nuanced art. I found the hot rock massage to be very therapeutic and relaxing. The salt scrub felt good, but I'm unsure of its therapeutic value or efficacy in exfoliation. The shower/steam room is completely tile, which looks very nice, but made for treacherous standing/walking when the floor was wet. Even worse because you are generally covered in oil when you go into the room.The shower could use more pressure. Trying to get off salt and massage oil was difficult in the weak spray. The steam was nice, but there's no antechamber to store your towel, robe, or slippers. Meaning you either leave your stuff in the hallway or it gets steamed/showers with you. I also had a facial, manicure, and pedicure. As I've never had any of these before I have no basis for comparison. They weren't painful. The people here were very nice. Took the time to try and explain the various procedures both before and during them. I don't think I would go for a full "spa day" again as it was quite expensive, but I would go back when I have a need for individual services. The massage was exceptional.
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Sentiment analysis: I have never been to a strip show before, but being my first time it was great. The music was really good, overall a very entertaining show. I would have wished Holly would have done more then her little parts she has in it, but the rest of the cast was great. I would definently recommend to go and see it.
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positive