Problem: Write a positive yelp review.
A: Absolutely awesome on every level. The nicest hotel I've ever stayed at. Can't say enough great things about it. Will be coming back.

Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A: People are nice to get you signed up. The equipment is ok. The general atmosphere is for people who want to maintain and not get healthier and not get stronger. The locker room is small. The wet area is gross. Did a free day to try it out and did not like at all. Got myself a golds membership for less money and more free weights. Perfect place to do cardio and nothing else.

Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A:
Just really mediocre and slightly overpriced. My sub sandwich had salami, ham, and cheese, a slice of tomato and a few pieces of lettuce...boring. As for ambiance...how about dust covered plastic grapes hanging from the ceiling, and a fat guy (Carmine himself) sitting at the front table talking loud. It was like a scene from one of those restaurant renovation shows. Don't bother.