Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Example Input: We see blinds down on a window. A person
Example Output: stands on a slackline and flips backwards over.

Example Input: A man is in a room, pointing and talking about tiles. He
Example Output: sits welding again, the piece of tape, then is revealing how to cut the cable of a wall.

Example Input: Someone shuts his door and starts his car. Someone
Example Output:
takes down the car's empty tire.