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Output: My first experience here was less than stellar but my love for beer is so deep that I'd sell my grandma to a sex trafficking ring for a growler of high gravity beer. Denying myself some beer from the nitro taps at Angels has been agony so I came back in against my best judgement. I sat at the bar for a while before the bartender acknowledged me, no biggie, I was narrowing down my selection anyway. I started to become annoyed though when he kept pouring tasters to the people next to me without even acknowledging me. Finally, I get my taste of the beer I want to try and it's this little tiny pour that couldn't fill a thimble much less my mouth. I thought to myself "is this really happening, why is this guy being such a d!ck to me." I looked over at my neighbors taste glasses and he was pouring them half way. I tell myself to let it go, it's only a taste, just get your beer and move on. But I couldn't get my beer, no. I had to sit there and listen to the customer next to me tell the bartender about all the beers in Germany she has tried. When that long winded b!tch took a breath I stole my chance to order a beer. He looked at me very annoyed and nodded his head and continued his conversation. Then he continues to pour more tasters for the people he is having a conversation with. Did you get that? A paying customer tried to order a beer and instead he poured his friends more freebies. I walked out. When I was leaving I saw a gentleman that looked like he was important, I asked him if he was in charge and he said he was. I informed him his bartender was a d!ck to me and he apologized for him. Thank you for that apology, good sir. You have a really great establishment and I want your product but their are barriers keeping me from getting it. Please get rid of your staff, hire people who know about customer service and let me tweak the decor to make it more comfortable. Do that and you'll have a loyal customer for life.

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Output: Great beer. Cherry Chocolate Stout. This is a tasting room - but yay! They sell potato chips! They also share space with Commonplace Coffee Co. who's mean Macchiato I am hoping will allow me to keep pace for more Pittsburgh adventures.

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Output: The store manager is lazy, rude and unhelpful. Same with the assistant manager Charlie. I feel really bad for the reps who have to work under such poor management. I got no help from anyone when it was clearly a problem caused by someone at that store. The manager refused to take me off speakerphone even when it was obvious that the echo in his tiny, depressing office was making it impossible to communicate. GO TO THE ARCADIA STORE AT THOMAS AND 44TH. MUCH BETTER!! BOYCOTT THE CAMELBACK STORE!

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Worst service EVER!! We had a party of 6 and made a reservation for 7:45. The restaurant asked us to push it back to 8:15. We weren't thrilled about that, but figured it wasn't a huge deal, we were not seated until 9pm. When we asked why such a long wait, they said they were overbooked, sorry but isn't that why you take a reservation? The wait staff was then slow and we didn't get out of there til after 11pm. I'll never go back.