Input: What would be an example of an negative review?

An example of an negative review: This was recommended to us so we thought we would try it. But then wished we hadn't bothered and regretted choosing an American diner over a traditional Scottish pub. The food was very average but I was super ill after I ate it. That put a dampener on my short 2 day trip to Edinburgh! The service was ok, the prices ok too. The food tasted ok as we were eating it...but I wouldn't go there again now!!

Input: What would be an example of an positive review?

An example of an positive review: This place is CRAZY, in the best way possible. My friend and I went to Vegas for the first time about a month ago and this was our late night destination on the first night. We went for The Act Afterhours, the late night version of the club that starts at 3am. Honestly, by the time we got to the Palazzo, I was ready to sleep and kind of questioning whether I really wanted to go in based on the crowd waiting in line outside. (Get a promoter, makes this go way faster and no cover!) When we got inside, I was still a little skeptical when it seemed kind of empty and cost $30 for two drinks. Yikes. However, this place ended up being one of my favorite moments of the trip. The place filled up fast and the music was excellent. I definitely haven't danced like that in ages. What really set this place apart was the bizarre, but amazing, "Alice in Wonderland" themed show, with cirque-du-soleil-esque dancers. There were other performers dancing in the crowd with the craziest costumes. At one point, a guy was making it rain doller bills. Yeah. Ridiculous, but so entertaining. This place isn't for someone who is easily disturbed though. It does kind of have a creepy circus/haunted house feel to it, which probably would have freaked me out normally, but somehow they make it work. I really don't have much else to comment on because I was too busy dancing and having an awesome time. So, take home message: this place is weird, but definitely a one of a kind experience and so worth checking out. If you want a Vegas experience, this is the place.

Input: What would be an example of an positive review?

An example of an positive review: Andreoli's Grocer is a little expensive but the ambiance alone is worth paying for. The Italian and European groceries - pastas, grains, baked goods, olive oils, wine- and the Italian conversations you hear while sitting at their antique tables and chairs, makes you feel as if you were in Italy. On the other hand I have mixed reviews on their food. I was disappointed in my cheese and cured meat platter. Their menu claims that their antipasto will "take your breath away." I ordered the il tagliere del maresciallo and it was kinda boring. I expected the dish to be simple but not poorly crafted. I was expecting a variety of firm and soft Italian cheeses and a variety of smoky, spicy, and salty cured meats but got nothing more than a few flavorful meats, a handful of briny olives, and a glob of mild gorgonzola cheese. It would have been really good with one or two more cheeses. I also ordered a panino forza Italia that was really good. The panino, English translation for sandwich, had a wonderful paring of proscuitto, gorgonzola, mascarpone, and arugula that was served between a perfectly golden crusted and soft baguette. I plan on going back to try a couple of other things on their menu. Until then I'm going to give them a three. Ciao!

Input: What would be an example of an positive review?
An example of an positive review: Very customer friendly and always fresh tasting subs. What more do I want from my local sandwich shop?