input: Write a negative yelp review.
output: Now please take my review with a grain of salt, because I never actually had the opportunity to try any of the food at Ella's. I made it inside and had a chance to look around at the wondrous variety of colorful toys and games that would have brought out the kid in me. However, I then looked around and saw dozens of greasy screaming children that made me wretch at the idea that I ever used to be like that. The rest of the crowd here didn't do much for the atmosphere as well - morbidly obese hillbillies, old people on ventilators, waiters with pit stains and spilled food on their clothing...together they created some kind of overwhelming stench that slowly turned my desire to put food into my stomach into an uncontrollable instinct to send it flying straight out. Once we were seated at a table covered in a thin, sticky veneer that grabbed on to everything it touched, we had had enough. As soon as the waiter left to get our water, we had to sneak out of there. Any longer and I was afraid this place was going to devolve into a scene from Stephen King's It.
input: Write a negative yelp review.
output: For some reason this review from 7/13/13 was deleted from Yelp, therefore I am reposting it... I have eaten here twice in the last five days. As I sat during my second visit, I was able to see the owner in the corner visiting with one of the chef's and two of the managers milling about. While sitting in the restaurant, three things were occurring during lunch: 1. An employee was sweeping the floor around us as we ate. 2. An employee was refilling the hot sauce bottles in the dining room, and although that practice is not unheard of, jamming the tip of the refill bottle into each and every bottle on the tables seemed a bit unsanitary at best. The bottles are not clean. People wipe the dripping sauce off of the bottles with their fingers, after those same fingers have been in their mouth. And then the refill bottle touches each of those bottles... 3. An employee was carrying food from one side of the restaurant to the other. Said food was uncovered during its travels across the restaurant. While the floor was being swept. And by food I mean trays of gelato and rack after rack of bread, muffins, rolls and English muffins. Number 1 and 2 above happened on both visits, along with number 3 on second visit, in full view of owner and managers. I am not sure this has anything to do with food quality, but the unsanitary practices lead me to wonder what happens out of view.
input: Write a negative yelp review.
output:
I agree with the two other reviews above. I ordered 3 Giness drafts and my bill was $21.. $7 a beer is outrageous! I live across the street and I will not be returning.