Suspenders go across the corners of the fitted sheet. Suspenders can have metal clips or plastic locking mechanisms, where a knob fits into place on the other side. Lock them into place on the corners, about 6 inches (15cm) out on either side of the corner seam. Put the sheet on the bed, tucking the suspenders under the mattress. Cut a short length of elastic. Use elastic that's 1 inch (2.5cm) wide or so. A length of about 6 inches (15cm) should be fine. Stretch out the corner of the sheet so you have about 6 inches (15cm) of straight (not ruffled) sheet on either side of the seam at 1 corner. Mark the length on the sheet with a small safety pin on each end. Pin the ends of the elastic at each marker. The elastic should draw the corner of each sheet together. Repeat for each corner, and then place the sheet on the bed. You can also sew these in place if you prefer.
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One-sentence summary -- Use suspenders to hold the corners in place. Cut elastic to create your own suspenders. Mark the place you'll pin the elastic on either side of the corner seam. Use safety pins to attach the elastic to the fitted sheet.

If you're using Windows, you'll find it in the Windows/Start menu. If you're on a Mac, you should find it in the Applications folder. Look for the round red, blue, yellow, and green icon. You can stop typing once you see the suggestion you don't want to see. If the URL is already highlighted, skip to the next step. This removes the suggestion from your search history, which means Chrome will no longer suggest it.
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One-sentence summary -- Open Google Chrome. Type a URL or search keyword into the text bar. Highlight the suggested URL. Press Shift+Delete (Windows) or Fn+ Shift+Del (Mac).

Wash as usual and then dry your clothes. Check again and see if the stain has now gone. If you still aren't satisfied you can repeat the process but you probably will only see results with diminishing returns.
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One-sentence summary -- Toss the scrubbed clothing into the washing machine.

Stop being social, and give them as cold a shoulder as you can. This is definitely a last resort, as it meets rudeness with rudeness, but some guests are so dense as to never take a hint. When your guest begins to feel more like the cable guy and less an invited guest, the door will be all the more appealing. Don't leave them happy, though. Plenty of terrible guests would be thrilled to sit watching your big TV in silence. Act as though the TV is "out of order," and tell them that they're on their own for dinner. Stop being a host, and start being a roommate. Forget boring, if you know your overstaying guest well enough, do whatever bugs them. Play obnoxious music, insist on reciting Elizabethan poetry, keep the channel locked on C-SPANwhatever you have to do. House guests who overstay do so because, for whatever effort it would take to leave, they'd rather stay where they are. Turn that reasoning on its head, and your guest will be out the door in moments. If you haven't a good friend there to move your guest to the door, invite one over. Then, pay exclusive attention to them. Make the overstay-er feel as though they're intruding on an intimate meeting of good friends. This, hopefully, will reveal the guest's impoliteness more clearly and have them apologizing all the way to the door. For guests who stay several nights, pretend this good friend has come to take the room they had been using. Make this appear to be a long-standing invitation, so the overstay-er has no choice but to find new room and board. This is the ultimate last resort, and there's not much to it. For the guest for whom none of the above had any effect, there is nothing else to do than to tell them, directly: "You need to leave." By this point, don't ask them to leavetell them. Do as bars do: shut off the lights, hang up the chairs. Make it unthinkable to stay any longer.
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Ignore your guest(s). Do something they don't like. Entertain someone else. Tell them to leave.