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An example of an negative review: Review's drinks only, too much straightening our drinks, table's fine, tres cher Bathroom's way too far! Push through the crowded dance floor. At least there's TP

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An example of an positive review: I think most cities and bigger towns have a place like this--an anachronistic throwback to days where beef wasn't "grass fed" and potatoes weren't "locally sourced." A place where food wasn't infused with "love," but instead was infused with salt. And grease. Lots and lots of grease. And lo, it was good. We've got a place like Zack's in Atlanta. No, I'm not talking the Varsity, though that would be a good guess. But I won't besmirch Zack's by comparing it to The Varsity. Instead, it reminds me of Zesto's, maker of the gut-busting Chubby Decker burger and milkshakes that will, indeed, get all the boys in the yard. Now to those not from Atlanta, please consider the comparison to Zesto's a compliment. So yes, I dug the retro vibe of the place, a vibe not manufactured but entirely earned by not changing a whit in 40 years. The food? It was fine. Honestly, it wasn't the BEST burger I've had. I mean, my first paragraph kind of said it all. But don't consider that an indictment. Sometimes a greasy old-fashioned burger is exactly what you may need. In this case, it definitely was.

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An example of an positive review: The Double Down has more personality than most bars in town, and most people notice that when they come here. Whether you like the personality is the point in question, but to me, it doesn't matter. Will I go to the Double Down everyday? No, but that's simply because it's not my style. But I appreciate and respect what the Double Down is, and I always have a great time when I go there. Many nights there are live punk rock bands playing, and even though it's not my thing, once again, I have fun because it's what the Double Down personality is. You know how we all have that one friend that no one really likes, but you still put up with them because they are fun. That's the Double Down, to me. Sure, it's dirty, seedy, and even smelly at times, but the drinks are cheap (and stiff), and the crowd is always fun and interesting (to say the least). So whether you like the place or not, it's a Vegas institution, and it's worth giving it another try with an open mind if you didn't like it.

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An example of an positive review: A friend and I came here last month for a car show and had a pretty good time. The place is ginormous! It's also clean, and that's pretty much all I can say about it. We didn't eat there, so I can't comment on the food. The convention center is probably underutilized. I'd like to see a big comics convention come here for instance.