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An example of an negative review: Wow I can't believe this place is still in business let alone has 3 and a half stars. Anyone who gives this place more then one star must of been payed to do so. Ok so we wanted to try something new its by our house and it had decent reviews what a mistake! We ordered AYCE because we were hungry and both wanted 3 or 4 rolls and some dessert. I ordered a lasagna roll, the crazy ass roll and the deep fried Cali roll. The lasagna roll was ok at best and that's stretching it, then came my deep fried Cali roll I took one bite and was totally disgusted!!!! The tempura was hard as a rock and just tasted wrong and the crab wasn't fresh at all it tasted nasty as if it were fake! Trying to eat this was so hard I wanted to throw up every bite I took by the 4 roll I spit it out threw up in my mouth and said fuck it id rather pay extra on top of my AYCE price then eat another bite of this roll! Oh and mind you I'm already full by now because the rolls are double the size of a regular sushi place! If I had known that I wouldn't have ordered AYCE in the first place! So moving on, I still have my 3rd roll coming when it came I took one look at it and said I can't eat this! I was already sick to my stomach by then from their poor quality sushi! What a waste of our money! Me and my fiance are both sick from this place. Worst sushi I have ever had!!!! Please for the love of god run if you see this place just run!!!!!!

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An example of an negative review: Don't waste your money on a jimmy johns sandwich. There is nothing special about these sandwiches. This is the worst sandwich shop I have been to. You will get a better sandwich by making one at home.

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An example of an positive review: This is a solid joint. We came here for drinks only (though we ended up ordering some wings and calamari for a snack) and with one exception, all of the cocktails we ordered were very good & service very efficient. Loved the exposed brick walls and candle lighting. Too, the DJ spinning that night was great. Played a bunch of old school hip hop stuff which was perfect -- upbeat but not clubby. Would definitely go back.

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An example of an negative review: OK, I'm not sure if the first two reviewers work there or what but both Phil Borque and Bill Guerin should get 2 minutes in the penalty box for being associated with this place. I'm not big on reviewing things but I do read what other people have to say so I thought this deserved my effort to help others out. I went there on Saturday afternoon about 2 hours before the Pitt Duquesne basketball game. Attendance there was less than 12,000 so that means the crowd was about 2/3 of a typical home Pens game, and again this was a 1:00 tip hoops game. I took my girlfriend and 3 kids and we ordered 2 salads, 2 burgers, and a dozen wings... so nothing too complicated. It took over an hour to get our food!! There were waiters wondering around with plates of food asking people if that was their order or not because the table numbering system wasn't worked out yet. ARE YOU KIDDING ME??? And they have these big fancy bottles that they pour water out of but the H2O tastes like it came from the Mon after a sewage overflow... NASTY! So about 5 minutes before we were ready to get up and walk out our waiter, who was very nice by the way, comes out with our food. The house salad was actually pretty tasty but it's $13! That doesn't include any meat or seafood. It's another $4 to add chicken... so that's $17 for a grilled chicken salad. The chicken breast was cut in half horizontally so it looks like there are two breasts, but no, it's only one. It was so small that it looked like they sliced it off one of the pigeons walking around outside. And it was so overcooked that it was more like pigeon jerky than grilled chicken breast. Absolutely AWFUL!! I asked for my kids burgers medium well and both were WELL done and burnt on the outside.... again, just terrible. I would have sent everything back but we were hungry and wanted to get to the game in time for tipoff. The wings were very average at best. So if you want to have a few beers before the Pens game, it's fine. The location is excellent obviously. Just don't plan on eating here... awful and overpriced are not a good combination.