Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A: BE WARNED: I've been told by countless friends and family members, and read tons of Yelp! reviews, that they try and scam you with the "your windshield is chipped" business when you pull up. Sure enough, I pull up, and one guy IMMEDIATELY starts inspecting my windshield and comes around to the drivers side window and asks if I do a lot of driving, because there's "damaging on your windshield that's going to get worse." "It's usually free of charge to fix, depending on your insurance. Who's your insurance." I told him "I'm not sure, my grandparents take care of all of that." He responds with "Well, are you listed on their policy? How do you not know who your insurance is?" I clearly know who I'm insured by, but wasn't going to give this guy the satisfaction of carrying on this conversation any longer. I shrugged my shoulders and said "I'm just really spoiled I guess," smiled and walked away. So just be cautious, if you do decide to come here for a car wash, give your windshield a close inspection before hand, then call them out in their bullshit scam. The car wash and detail was alright. I could have done it at home, for free, and completed a much more finished job. The steering wheel wasn't cleaned. There was still three visible gum wrappers on the floor, intentionally placed. The back window was only cleaned in the middle, coincidentally where the little Mexican man could reach. There is still residue and everyday-gunk on my windows. What's that saying... Oh yeah; you get what you pay for.

Problem: Write a positive yelp review.
A: Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....it's a secret. Great pizza! We got a few cheese and pepperoni slices to-go and they didn't make it very far. As soon as we got to the car...down the hatch. Thin NY Style Pizza done RIGHT! Not to greasy, not to dry, perfect size for the "fold-in-hand" style eating. Price was good, the counter staff was super nice. Excellent. We will certainly be back. Come hungry, don't expect to sit, if you do; eat then get out so others can sit - no lollygagging!

Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A:
Long story short got a tuna sub it had other foods in the tuna ....I almost puked it was a strip of backon inside my tuna. The manager was nice but the store is unclean. They just slop things together so their are tons of food inside other foods. The bread is hard it dont matter what kind of bread you choose. But who cares if the employees are nice. Im buying food and I dont like they unsafe unclean habbits. I wish the health dept would pop up out the blu and regrade them. I bet they would get a F+