Problem: Shady side of the city , 1 AM , humming Mariah Carey 's Touch My Body when I felt something hit my back . A metal pipe . One guy tried to snatch my phone from my hand . Another guy grabbed my shirt from the back and pulled it over my face .

What exactly is happening during this event ?

A: The narrator is being robbed .

Problem: Next weekend I ' m spending the night at Miranda 's on friday & Candace is sleeping over at my place on Saturday . Then , come Sunday , we 're going to the mall so we can apply for jobs & go homecoming dress shopping . I still need to convice Miranda to come to homecoming , that ho bag xD Then ! Liek , 6 days after homecoming ; NORMA JEAN , OH SLEEPER , HASTE THE DAY & ETC CONCERT IN SAN ANTONIO WITH TYLE AND MIRANDA .

What may be a plausible fact about Miranda going to homecoming .

A: Miranda does n't want to go to homecoming .

Problem: I hope to make it through most of the day . We shall see . I have stuff to finish for this weekend to do tonight and that just involves me and some paint brushes ... nothing intense . I hope I can finish it tonight so we can top coat things .

What 's a possible reason the writer is doing things that involve paint brushes ?

A:
Because they are a painter .