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An example of an negative review: Ever chug a gallon a water and still feel as if you're thirsty from food that's been over-salted? That's exactly what happened to us. We checked out Green in Phoenix. I must warn you, parking is a bit of a nightmare. Very limited spots and fills up fast. Standing in line to order was very disorganized and it took about 25 minutes to get our food. I can understand waiting that long if you have a sit-down restaurant, but it's a pretty casual restaurant. The wait seemed excessive. I ordered the Singapore Orange and hubby had the Original PoBoy. We shared our meals and I'm sorry to say, I was under-whelmed and felt queezy from all the saltiness. We drank tons of water thru the night and still had a funky after-taste the next day (YUCK!). I really wanted to like Green as I've enjoyed other Vegan restaurants. I think they have way too many cuisines. They serve: Thai, Indian, American, Italian, Greek & Mexican. Focus on one or two and make them exceptional.

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An example of an negative review: This place is a MESS. Some promoter brought us into this place last night because it was free drinks for like, an hour, for the ladies. Before we step inside we get carded (swiped, mind you) and then take a seat at the bar. The bartender ID's us again. I'm thinking in my head, "Does she not know the security up at the front is taking care of that?" Anyway, we had 15 minutes til the free drinks started so we used our Buy 1 drink get 1 for free. My friend and I got pineapple juice and rum. Hey bartender lady, thanks for the refreshing pineapple juice! HA! What a joke. Then we get our FREE vodka drinks and as we are sitting there somewhat enjoying the time pass by, (the drinks were a tad bit stronger.. but BARELY) this guy that apparently works for the place shows up behind us with his hands on our barstool chairs and tells us he needs to take them. Why? Some ridiculous excuse but I can't remember it specifically. Now mind you, there were gentleman to either side of us sitting and he takes ours first? I look at the guy like, "Are you for real?" and he's practically pulling my chair away as I try to get off it. Needless to say we left immediately. This place is a JOKE. So inconsiderate and clearly a hot mess. No thanks Hawaiiain Tropic Zone, you got your shit all wrong.

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An example of an positive review: Amazing mexican food, really gave me that home feeling and cultural atmosphere. The enchiladas are delicious and the horchata is refreshing.

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An example of an negative review: And the winner for the worst Ethical Business practices in Arizona Award goes to.. Drum role please.. Sabroso!! Remember that scene in Ace Ventura when Jim Carey was in the fetal position in the shower while The Crying Game song was playing by Boy George in the background.. That felt like the restaurant rape I had today.. You see.. I goto this place probably about once a week.. Its in the hood, tastes pretty darn good, and its a great value for the buck.. I'd say without exageration I've been been there probably 250 times over the last 10 years.. Everytime I've been in there I tip a buck on my card.. Come to find out.. The staff doesn;t get the tips on the cresit cards, they go to the owners.. Stay classy there Sabrosos.. BTW I would like the additional 250USD you have stolen from me over the years..I hope you know there is absolutely no justification or argument you will be able to present .. I really don't wish ill fate on any restaurant, but this is the worst practice, and you are really misleading your customers...