Q: positive

A: Had another great meal here last night. This place can't mess things up. My wife loves the Colorado chicken salad....but the secret is to order it "Stirling" style. Trust me on this. It rocks and he is a great server as well. Now if they just get Kiltlifter on tap......heaven.

Q: negative

A: Constantinople offers some pretty poor food which almost certainly won't be appreciated unless you're wasted. I've been here twice, once on the way home from a night out, another sober about a fortnight ago. The neon sign in the window doesn't bode well and the place just feels dark and depressing inside. The menu has exactly what you would expect in the way of fast food with pizzas, kebabs and falafels. I went for a chicken kebab with hummus which was disappointingly dry. Further, it seems that most of what they serve is lathered in grease. Having said this, it's not got anything which you wouldn't expect from a standard takeaway and the prices are cheap. Still, the food's pretty bad!

Q: negative

A: I got a soft serve ice cream at this place and they served the cone in a little plastic drip catch. The little plastic drip catch has a sharp plastic edge on the ice cream side, and it cut my tongue pretty badly (blood was involved). This seems like a VERY bad idea to be serving to children with their ice cream, so I went back inside to inform them of the issue. They seemed neither concerned nor surprised with this development, and therefore I think somebody should be doing the warning.. so be warned.

Q: negative

A:
Ok, there are two problems with this place. First, the food. It is only ok. The fries are quite good, the hamburgers are serviceable. The shakes are pretty tasty, but not noteworthy. If you go, you are going for the fun theme, right? The place has a weird vibe. There wasn't much energy or fun happening, at least when I was there. Overall: Ok, not great. Oh, I felt like I had eaten a bag of cement about an hour after drinking only 1/8 of the shake. Oh yeah, cash only.