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Output: I had the Green Smoothie and it was so delicious! They allowed us to call ahead to place the order (they take a long time to make your order normally). We arrived, paid and left with our drinks. Clean place, everyone is friendly and educated on what you order. I have also had the build your own meal and that is very good. I had Tuna -steak with Quinoa and broccoli it came with a lemon sauce on the side (there are more options). I strongly recommend this place to my friends and family. They get so busy sometimes, so if you are in a hurry i advise to call ahead to place your order.

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Output: Phone number goes to a fax machine!!!! And they don't post their hours...big pet peeve.

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Output: I placed an online order at 1:56pm for Cheesy Bites pizza with 2 toppings. I thought this should be easy for them to make and deliver. My confirmation email stated that the estimated delivery would be 2:25pm. This was going to be perfect because it would have given my children enough to eat before we had company come over. At 2:51pm I had to call the store and ask about my order. The person I spoke to said my order was on the way but did not ask which order I had or my name. At about 3:00pm my pizza finally arrives from a disheveled man who looks like he left the cook line to deliver pizza. My pizza was cold but after my wait I can't say I was surprised. By the time I ordered the pizza "deal" and paid the delivery fee and tax my single large pizza was about $16.50. Who wants to pay that kind of price for a cold large pizza? This kind of service reminds me why I do not order pizza often.

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Not very impressed. I have some questions...why was there a geriatric population in the club? And why did the DJ suck balls? Large ones at that. And why were there no beautiful people for me to enjoy? At all. BUT....I am completely I'm love with the blonde bartender handling the bar on the upper level. She was theee shit. I love you miss. Forever. And I also have a tiny crush on her partner--the Asian bartender as well. :)