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An example of an positive review: This is a beautiful park! There's plenty of space to play and picnic, plenty of picnic tables, a nice gym area for the kids, dog runs, and a walking or jogging path. The parking lot leaves a little to be desired if there's more than two dozen cars there....

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An example of an negative review: Why go here? Seriously. Everything here is about as exciting as the Cheesecake Factory. And by that I mean there is no taste, no excitement, and no flavor. But for those of you who like safe dependable food that fails to deliver an iota of anything unique, this place is for you. As I struggle to find something good to say about this place, I guess I will mention that the service is always bright and cheerful. Of course bright and cheerful service is over rated in my world. For those of you who enjoy unblemished mediocrity I encourage you to eat here.

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An example of an positive review: The shrimp vodka pasta is thee best ever, you can order half orders for dinner as well!

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An example of an negative review: Fuck this place. How's that for the start of a review? I'm not sure that I've ever had worse food at a restaurant, let alone one with such grand acclaims and high prices. Some reviewers say the decor is elegant, but it looks like the inside of an Irish bar to me. I believe that because of its location in Circus Circus there is an illusion of classiness created by juxtaposition. On the night that a friend and I went almost every item we ordered was awful. They were out of sauteed mushrooms, so we opted for crab legs and grilled shrimp. The shrimp were ok, but the crab legs were horrible. Too briny and salty, we couldn't even finish them, and the friend I was with is a fat bastard. The waiter ended up not charging us for those because he could tell our meal wasn't starting out well. Next we got our side salads, which were fine, but they weren't anything special. Besides, we were there for steak. My friend got the porterhouse and I got a ribeye. Mine was edible, whereas I had one bite of my friend's and could not have imagined eating much more than the single bite. Having learned our lesson, we didn't opt for dessert. I do recall getting decent service, but it doesn't matter when the meal is utterly unenjoyable. The bottom line: this is probably a great steakhouse much of the time, but when we were there it sucked ass big-time, and you shouldn't risk that, let alone have to pay for it.