Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A: It's a good thing we got groupons for this and didn't have to pay full price. Bottom line is that it's not worth the experience. Don't come hungry to this event...they feed you very little, and the food itself is cafeteria grade. The breadsticks were stale, the eggrolls were soggy, and the main dishes were terrible: the salmon was overcooked and dry, and the sides were simply steamed vegetables and mashed potatoes likely from a boxed mix. The other main dish, stuffed chicken, was also dry, and the stuffing was a mixture overwhelmed by creamed cheese. The highlight of the meal was a dessert was a chocolate cake that was moist and creamy. The show itself was somewhat entertaining, if you're willing to dumb down your humor and lower your overall expectations. Many lines in the actual show were stolen from popular movies, so they were funny but unoriginal. The story dragged on for too long...started at 6:30 and ended at 10. Dinner wasn't served until about 8/8:30. The host took every opportunity possible to point out the bar in the corner, which charged $8 for a mixed drink or cheap wine. I've always wanted to try one of these detective dinners, and now that I have gone, I won't ever go back or recommend it to anyone else. Maybe it will entertain a group of children, or a group of conservatives who think that these things are an adventure. Even with the groupon deal, this "show" wasn't worth the money. Save your cash and go to vegas for a real show, or go try a couple of quality restaurants instead.

Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A: I was in Charlotte yesterday and was awfully excited at the prospect of stopping by my old fav, "The Penguin" for lunch. This was the coolest, most iconic restaurant/diner in Charlotte--the place where I would tell people visiting from out-of-town that they "had to visit!" Now, not so much. The atmosphere was gone, the people (regular patrons/employees) were gone; the fried pickles were so-so, the cheese fries were not the legendary ones I remember, the hushpuppies were gone, and the black-bean veggie burger was some dried out piece-o-crap vs. the delicious runny mess that I longed for. What the hell happened? I came home and did some research on the Internet and apparently the former owners got the boot last October and the current owners are trying to franchise this once legendary establishment. Shame on you for turning the best diner experience EVER into some "Applebee-esque" nightmare.

Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A:
The upside is that they have both American and Euro Roulette and 3 craps tables. The down side is that even on the busiest of days they never open up all three tables and raise the minimum passline bets to awkward numbers like $15. If not for the fact that this is the only gambling den in the area and the interesting architecture I probably wouldn't go here-sadly I go here almost every time I'm in town. They have a nice comfortable hangout bar on the top floor and another Bar with a nice view on the 3rd floor. I don't have to tell you to go here, if you gamble you'll go.