QUES: So according to my schedule , my busy season started today . Of course , I have yet to see any evidence of that . I spent a half an hour today trying to get on the internet . First I had to find a cubicle in the sea of empty ones with a working internet port .

Question with options: Why is the narrator surprised at work ?
ANS: It is not as busy as anticipated .
QUES: I ' m worn out though and ready for a weekend away to recover from our weekend away ! LOLYesterday I came home to an exciting announcement . I made it on to round 2 of the FPD Teacher 's Pet apprentice program !

Question with options: What did you do last weekend ?
ANS: Partied in las Vegas with friends .
QUES: I 'll keep it short . I ' m moving in with this guy who I ' ve been friends with for a while . I ' ve asked him out twice before and been rejected both times , but we 're still really close friends . I ' ve always just felt that if he does n't feel that way then he just does n't , and it became pretty easy to move on as time passed . Monday night he got drunk and totally started making out with me .

Question with options: What might I do the next time I see the guy that had too much too drink ?
ANS: I 'd make a pass
QUES: Hi , I had my first child october last year , he was a rather large 9 lb 6 oz baby boy . During my pregnancy I was told that my stomach muscles had separated , the midwife gave me little information and told me that afterwards I might need an operation to put them back together again . I was seeing a physio nearly every week for the first 3months , she told me that my muscles had separated by 5inches ! !

Question with options: What may happen after having a baby ?
ANS:
My body will go through many changes