input: Write a negative yelp review.
output: I go to plenty of Jiffy lubes in the valley being I own a couple cars. I chose not to go to this location being they are not very freindly AT ALL, when I visited this location for the first time it immediately became my last.
input: Write a positive yelp review.
output: A week or two ago, I posted a small complaint on their facebook page regarding the taste and way they modified the bangkok steak fries since the first time I tried it, three days after their opening. As you can see from my first review (and picture), the bangkok steak fries didn't have the most picture perfect presentation, but were lightly battered, and fried just right, so that the taste of the mushroom came out and wasn't overpowered by the batter. after that first time, however, they started overwhelming those poor mushrooms with batter: some of the batter towards the inside wasn't even fried, and part of the batter wasn't even mixed well enough, leaving patches of raw flour, which tasted terrible and, obviously overpowered and destroyed the appeal of the appetizer. They did answer my facebook post very quickly, offering a complimentary order the next time I went. Before my next visit yesterday, my friend, who I usually go to Burgatory with, visited the restaurant before I did with his friend, and was pleased to report to tell me that they had reverted back to their original way of creating this tasty appetizer. when i proudly got to show this pittsburgh establishment off to my girlfriend yesterday evening, we were greeted by the same friendly staff, and very shortly after being seated, by the owner. he immediately mentioned that he was ready to serve us an order of bangkok steak fries, but was very gracious when I kindly asked whether i could defer it to my next visit (which will be soon, i assure you all). my girlfriend had ordered a caramel pretzel milkshake, and given how much of my milkshake i could finish the last time i ordered one, i knew that she wouldn't have space in her stomach to enjoy the bangkok steak fries. the caramel pretzel shake was delicious: as my girlfriend said "pretzels in a milkshake is genius!" be warned though, don't drink it too fast, despite its deliciousness. the pretzel bits can fly down the wrong tube pretty easily. just savor the flavor. :) my main reason for giving my 2nd update review for this joint is to mention their supremacy in creating the best "standard" burger i've ever tasted. despite its simplicity in construction - beef patty, crisp iceberg lettuce, tomato, one whole onion slice, and their house sauce which i can only liken to a liquidy version of in n out's "special sauce" - the taste of every ingredient comes out so incredibly cleanly and potently. the strong punch of the onion, the texture of the fresh lettuce and tomato, the milky white american cheese on the perfectly seared-in juicyness of the beef patty. my goodness. i've already ordered this cheapest non-custom burger twice in a row now! so don't be turned off by the lack of complexity in this burger, assuming that the taste won't be as satisfying as a morty steakhouse. i assure you that you'll be just as satisfied. my girlfriend also wanted to try the japapeno cornbread; when she ordered it, the waiter asked if she'd like to substitute it in place of her potato chips. this was only 1 dollar extra. so if you're not super obsessed with the chips and want to try their other sides, try asking for a substitution, and they may very well allow it! by the way, the same 1 dollar extra sub works with fries as well. thumbs up, as always, for great service and great food.
input: Write a negative yelp review.
output:
My son and I ate here for lunch last week and it was pretty bad. Everything was really sweet. The crab wontons tasted like cheesecake with fake crab meat. It was just wrong. I felt sick afterwards. Not sure if they use MSG or not, but I'm guessing they do.