One of my favourite respites from hectic university life is first , goinging grocery shopping , and second , browsing through grocery stores . I get inspirations as I walk through aisles of exautic sauces , dressings , vegetables , and anything edible ! Last night I went to the store because I wanted to get a box of breakfast cereal . OPTIONS:
- They may get inspiration to graduate from highschool .
- None of the above choices .
- They may get recipe inspirations for their next meal .
- They may get artistic inspiration for their next project .

A: What may they get inspiration to do ?

My life has been pretty much blahhhh lately , but two things stand out from all the other crap . I was reminded of the first of them last night as I watched the beginning of Saturday Night Live . I do n't think I ' ve enjoyed that program for about 25 years , but the opening skit with Tina Fey as Sarah Palin was hilarious . That skit reminded me that I had a dream about Sarah Palin earlier in the week . I do n't normally remember my dreams , and in a million years I 'd never imagine that I 'd have a dream with her in it . She scares me . OPTIONS:
- The narrator feels Will Ferrell has saved it .
- None of the above choices .
- The narrator feels Tina Fey has saved it .
- The narrator feels Lorne Michaels has turned around .

A: Why may the narrator feel SNL has improved ?

I posted last night about how I had the worst night ever at work and almost walked out . Part of the reason it was so bad is because one bitch " broke " her ankle before we even opened and went home ( walking , not on a stretcher or in an ambulance ) . Well guess what . The dumb fucking cunt just posted pictures on facebook from a party she was at last night . OPTIONS:
- The coworker hit her .
- The coworker is incompetent .
- The coworker quit the job .
- The coworker lied .

A: Why is the narrator so furious at a coworker ?

I borrowed my aunt 's which , as it turns out , is a bit shit on our carpet ( and is worse on stairs ) but at least worked for longer than 10 minutes . I did n't actually time it , but it was definitely longer than 10 minutes before that one gave up too . I had managed to get to hoovering downstairs when it just switched itself off suddenly . OPTIONS:
- They needed to install stairs .
- They needed to vacuum .
- None of the above choices .
- They needed to install carpet .

A:
Why did the narrator need to borrow something from their aunt ?