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Output: I took my Mazda here for the service department to diagnose a clunking noise I had been hearing for a few days. I do my own car work, so they knew that they wouldn't be repairing my car. The service associate (didn't catch his name) didn't even take my car over a speed bump like I specifically asked. He just opened the hood and looked around for about 3 minutes, and then told me that 'nothing appeared wrong, but would have to hook up a computer to it to find the problem and that would cost me $125.' I asked a second time for him to take it over a speed bump, and he said it 'doesn't make sense to do that.' I left and went down the street to Martin's Auto Repair on 16th St and Indian School. The mechanic had me drive him over on speed bump, he heard the noise, and immediately had an idea of what was wrong. He lifted my car when we got back to the shop, and found a loose bolt on my front passenger strut. All that required was a tightening. I'm appalled that Mazda tried to charge me $125 to use a computer that wouldn't have found the problem in the first place. I guess because he knew the dealership wouldn't get my money from the repair, so he had to get every penny he could out of the diagnosis. Here's some advice for Mazda: Listen to your customers. They might not know every little thing about cars, but they deserve to be taken seriously and not brushed off like I was.

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Output: This will be my new nail salon even though not close to my home. They fit me in with little notice, and Le did a great job. She took her time and gave me one of the best mani/pedi's I've had in a long time. The salon is clean and the spa chairs are nice. Our only challenge was limited english, but we worked it out. Thanks!

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Output: Horrible, horrible, horrible company! My mother chose this company based on it's advertisement in the newspaper. They quoted us one price over the phone and made her aware that it would be an additional cost for the stairs, which makes sense. When they arrived they tried to charge us $150 more. We then tried to speak with the companies corporate office and spoke with Cherie who had poor customer service and later lied about her name after I told that I was going to escalate my complaint. We moved everything and have family coming to town for a graduation and our carpet is not washed. DONT WAIST YOUR TIME.

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The first thing that comes to mind when I think of Fat Tuesday is "dark" and "dirty", each vying for the position of first. This is the kind of place where underage ASU kids sneak in and a frat boy roofies a girl's drink and catches her alone in the dark, grimy, secluded bathroom area. I'm serious. It's that bad. This is not comparable to the daiquiri/margarita slush deals in Vegas either. The overjuiced Pauly D look-a-like bartender would not leave us alone, and kept regaling us with tales of why girlfriends and boyfriends are a waste of time and you should just kick em to the curb in the morning.... Thanks for the advice, broseph, I'll be sure to tell my boyfriend that. And speaking of the hangovers: You know how I knew I was going to get a hangover? Not because of the alcohol in my drink, but because of the sugar. It was like they dumped 10 lbs of sugar in each machine. And guess when I got that hangover? Not 20 minutes after finishing my drink. Talk about feeling like crap, ingest 300 grams of sugar along with probably 3 shots of rum blended with ice. BLECK.