Problem: And , for the most part , I wholeheartedly agree . There are little pockets of intelligence , but for the most part I am pretty sure we 're just dumb . Who does n't know the very , very basics of the American government ? GOOD LORD .

Why does the narrator view the subject as dimwitted ?

A: The subject did not do well in civics .

Problem: Lol I drew me a new icon . Was getting sick of looking at the other oneeee . ANYWAY I was woken up by a call from a job agency I registered to two days ago , the girl on the phone started by telling me about a job I might be interested in and I was like ( tosummarise)"yaay thanks"Then she mentioned that we 'd spoken the day before and she was referring to the notes taken then . Uhm .

Why may the narrator be a bit excited ?

A: They are being contacted for a job .

Problem: Mom and I left early to this great beach in Avon , NJ we always go to . It 's the only beach I like because there 's really no boardwalk which means mostly adults , and it 's a pretty quiet place to relax . Even with my umbrella ( ella , ella ... eh eh ! )

What is likely to happen at Avon Beach ?

A:
The narrator will get much needed relaxation .