So I was about to leave myself when the girls were like " no , we have something to show you ... " So I go into the kitchen & they have a box of penis cupcakes . Oooooh , big whoop ! They were acting so giddy over these cupcakes , like huge nerds . I wanted to eat one but they were n't offering it up .
Answer the following question: What was I not allowed to eat .

None of the above choices .

When I was in grade ten , I was taking a beginner dance class as one of my credits ( art school , right ) . The strange thing about this class was that it included many girls I had never met before -- this turned out to be a result of their tendency to take applied level classes ( while I took academic ) . Possibly they planned to attend college , but I was given the impression that it was a strategy for avoiding difficult homework . ( Not that they were lazier than I was -- I was n't really into homework either ...
Answer the following question: Why would the girls take applied level classes ?

None of the above choices .

I called a good friend of mine back home last night right before I went to bed . It has been a long , long time since we have seen and heard from each other . We talked for a while . Seven years have passed and things have changed in the recent years .
Answer the following question: Which of the following is true of the narrator ?

They lost contact with a friend .

I would have had no time to go home & change or anything so I just passed . Ugh . What jerks . Like the nerdy maid of honor could have mentioned that in her email .
Answer the following question: Where was I ?
Pre wedding dinner