Question:
There 's always at least one kid with a backpack or book bag of enormous proportions ; more often than not the voluminous vessel is coupled with an individual that has the tendency to barrel down the hallway , oblivious to the fact that with each step he is sending human projectiles left and right and that pandemonium has ensued . With all of the other adjustments that come with middle school , one takes it in a stride and catches on quickly that stepping into a doorway is a fine idea when the dark - blue L.L. Bean Deluxe Book Pack ( only 39 $ ! )

Why may one get hurt in the school hallway ?
OPTIONS:
- There is a kid with a large weapon .
- There is a kid with a large backpack .
- None of the above choices .
- There is a kid with an enormous weapon .
Answer:
There is a kid with a large backpack .
IN: I gave her my cell incase she wanted to call and talk to me about it or whatever . Thankfully my two A 's in College 101 and Mass Communications cancels out my F 's in Algebra and possibly English making for a perfect 2.0 GPA . So even if she turns me down , I ' m not leaving . But I am off to study for my college 101 and mass communications finals just to make sure . If those two dip below an A , I ' m in big big trouble .
What did he give her ?
OPTIONS:
- None of the above choices .
- His cell at the jail .
- His phone number .
- His cell phone .

OUT: His phone number .
As I look outside my window , it 's pretty windy outside . We do have some severe thunderstorm warning in the county , and it is heading this way ( hooray , not really . ) . Spending the day watching the Olympic games and lounging around . I was hoping Japan would win their volleyball game , but sadly they did n't .

OPTIONS:
- The World Series
- The Super Bowl
- The olympics
- The World Championships
Answer the following question: What sporting event may I be currently watching ?

The olympics
question: So the other day my family went on an little afternoon excursion to the Ryan Ranch in Poulsbo . We purchased at a school auction , a day on the ranch to be ended with a cowboy BBQ ! Who would n't want to do that ? ! ? ! ?

OPTIONS:
- It was traditional .
- It was boring .
- None of the above choices .
- It was adventurous .
Q: How would one describe the day trip the narrator took ?

answer: It was adventurous .
QUES: Yesterday I received an email from my favorite Star Wars Chick . In it , she included a " Yak 's Pub - esque pic " ( her words , not mine ) that made me laugh out loud . I was so delighted with it that I decided to bump todays strip and make one inspired by hers .

Question with options: What may be the definition of bumping a strip ?
OPTIONS:
- I will remove a stripper from the dance lineup and use someone else .
- It means a comic will be postponed and replaced with something different .
- I will remove a paint strip from the pub 's stage to allow for some changes .
- I will remove the hair from a Star Wars costume of Yak using a strip .
ANS: It means a comic will be postponed and replaced with something different .
QUES: My sleep was so , so and DD also woke up at 05:00 , she was probably hungry seeing how it affected my milk supply . Luckily I still had some milk in freezer stash , so the day care got one of those and on Tuesday I felt much better . It was a 24 hour bug . However , after 24 hours of very little food and more importantly very little fluid my natural milk supply was affected .

Question with options: Why was the narrator waking up so early in the morning ?
OPTIONS:
- They always get up early .
- A hungry baby woke them up .
- None of the above choices .
- They have work that early .
ANS:
A hungry baby woke them up .