input: Write a negative yelp review.
output: Cosmopolitain it is NOT. We checked into a one bedroom suite for 3 nights, and upon check-in, we knew something was off kilter with the service. It was very clear the girl at the desk has never worked in a hotel before ("you're staying for 4 nights right? What? Oh, only 3 nights? Oh. Ok. Whatever."), but we got to our room which was actually quite nice. By 10pm and after a long day of traveling and sight seeing, we were looking forward to a good night's sleep. WRONG. We walked into our room and everything was vibrating. There was a pool party going on at Marquis, a nightclub inside the hotel, and there was thumping house music blaring SO loud, everything in the bedroom was vibrating. We looked out the balcony and sure enough, from the 29th floor, we could hear EVERYTHING. We looked into the hotel book and it said that weekend pool parties end at 11pm, and we thought we'd be safe. By 11h30pm, it was louder. I kept my composure and called the concierge desk and they said "Oh it's going to go till 4am tonight and tomorrow night". When I asked what they can do about this, they offered ear plugs. Just so everyone knows, when music is THAT loud, ear plugs don't do anything. When I asked to speak to the general manager to switch to a quieter room, he said "the hotel is fully booked, so we can't switch your room". This was TOTAL BS, as Vegas hotels do NOT fill up easily, and when I went online to book a sample room for that night, there was plenty of availability in the hotel. I told him he could give us a cheaper room, that a DOWNGRADE as long as it's QUIET, was totally ok with us. With many phone calls back and forth with all levels of management, they were extremely abrupt and all responded with "You're only getting earplugs". This was totally unacceptable. We called our credit card company and thankfully, they re-booked us at another hotel for that night. There are good reasons why locals hate this hotel. Between the bad service, the noise, and the hoardes of fist-pumping 20-somethings falling over drunk in the lobby and casino every night, the only extravagance in this hotel is tackiness. If you like good service and soundproof rooms, which any other hotel of this price range will offer, DO NOT STAY HERE.
input: Write a negative yelp review.
output: I should have read the reviews before coming here last nite but my fiance was excited to try this place. started off with a drink at the bar and the bartender was fun and energetic which set the mood. Then went to have dinner on the patio and it all went downhill from there. There were 3 servers on the patio and we got stuck with the worse one...she only had 4 tables and was never in sight. When we did see her, she looked stressed out. She never brought our drinks so I had to get up and walk up to her to ask for it. She was closing out a check and put her hand up for me to stop talking. Still not having our drinks 15 min later, We asked to sit inside because we were hoping to get another server but she was still ours. Finally got our drink after appetizers were served. But finished our waters during our appetizers and never got a refill. Some of the dishes were good. I ordered the chicken and it was cooked perfectly BUT oh my gosh it was so salty!!! ( and I had no water!!!!!!) I sent it back but after 30 minutes because that's the next time we saw the server! We weren't the only one with issues because her one other table had to get up and walk into the restaurant to find her! What's even more frustrating was the fact that she had to get her manager to remove the chicken from our check and never once did he come over to apologize or get our feedback. he just looked at us like we were the idiots! We should have just walked out on our bill that was $100!!!! That's $100 I will never get back! Ugh!!!! Michel...get rid of all the staff and start over because they are driving your business into the ground. I'm an F&B recruiter...I'll find you a new staff! This restaurant doesn't even deserve one star.
input: Write a positive yelp review.
output:
My new favorite breakfast joint! Been here twice and got an omelette with seasoned potatoes and the cornbread waffle with pomegranate sauce. Always delicious, everything tastes so fresh and clean. Their juices are delicious as well. If you love brunch, this place is a must!!!