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An example of an negative review: If you get a fantastic deal (sub $50/night), book it. Otherwise, you can do better. The MGM Grand suffers from simply being too large. The trek from the elevator banks to the monorail is onerous, the trek from the elevator banks to spa/gym, strip, sportsbook, all onerous. The details suffer when you have 6,852 rooms. The hotel-provided lotion in the bathroom had been tampered with, bearing a greasy finger smudge (lube?) and a dark bit of foreign matter I had no interest in examining too closely. I noticed it since the bottle hadn't been properly closed, although it had been positioned correctly on the toiletry tray. The ironing board screeched like a parrot when I opened it. The cover was stained and lumpy. I struggled for a good five minutes and nearly lost a bit of my finger attempting to close it. The "art" hung in my room was identical to the "art" hung in my room the first time I stayed at the MGM over eight years ago. Patrick Stewart, Lauren Holly, someone I don't recognize, and a pretty lady next to a lion. Depressing yet familiar. The thermostat has three settings: off, not enough, and too much. The beds were comfortable enough. The towels weren't soft, but not scratchy either. I'm guessing somewhere between reasonably-priced boarding school and prison. Internet access, fitness facility at usurious rates. I guess the MGM Grand feels that if you are attempting to conduct business to better yourself financially, or if you are attempting to exercise to better yourself physically, you are not gambling. Personally, I can do the third much more, if I don't have to pay for the first two. The MGM Grand has positioned itself at the lowest common denominator. It has everything, but everything is kind of crappy and overpriced. It follows other casinos in every aspect but size.

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An example of an negative review: I really don't like aunt enchiladas not very good food. I don't see what the big deal is.

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An example of an positive review: The best meal that we had in town. Call it four and a half. The was a jazz quartet wrapping up just as we were led out to their patio for dinner. The setting is very sleek and hip and the patio was like some kind of lounge you might see in Miami. The cuisine is French and it was all great. We started with the Two way tuna Sashimi on algae salad, unilateral paned tuna, mango and Espelette pepper salsa, Yuzu emulsion. Very good and fresh tuna. For our entrees my wife had the Blue Marlin, rice lettuce sauce, sweet potatoes and sundried tomatoes puree, paprika piperade, artichoke and daikon crushed. She loved it. I had the good and bloody Venison Boston, cipollini and Banyuls vinegar sauce, Guinness cheddar potato puree, Kenya beans sauteed, tomatoes and chipotle compote. Yeah, it was fantastic. And did you see that? Guinness. Cheddar. Potato. Puree. I rarely notice anything but Venison when I have it. But, that was just brilliant! We had to wrap with a sweet and had the Nut cake, cherry compote, and coconut cloud. Our service was good and the food was great. It just about took my mind off of the chain smoking Frenchies that were rightontopofus and upwind. Just about. Thanks for that extra helping of emphysema to go along with my meal.

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An example of an negative review: Brought my 4 year old daughter here. They scratched her 100 times s she cried. I had too tell them to stop. My fault that i didn't know what to expect and let out go too long. There fault that they are supposed to center their practice around children and have no compassion our common sense when dealing with children. I think perhaps they should stop taking new patients if they are so busy they can't take the time to care for there patience.