Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: AWEFUL EXPERIENCE. I stopped in on the way to an appointment and was pleased to discover that there was only one family in front of me and A LOT of workers. With one woman working as the barista, one in the drive thru, two on the registers and an old lady just standing around, I thought for sure my service would be quick and effective. NOT THE CASE. I stood there. 5 minutes. No one said hello - no one so even acknowledged my existence as everyone stood around waiting for the kids with the family in front of me to make a decision. All I could see from my vantage point was a bored barista waiting for a drink order and a bunch of workers standing around that could have been effectively taking my order and starting on my drink as the family continued to hum and ha over what to eat and drink. I left. I don't have time to stand in line and watch a bunch of people stand around and ignore customers. Upon completing my appointment across the street, I returned and decided to try my luck through the drive through. Still quite bothered by what had happened earlier that evening, I politely asked to speak to a manager so I could discuss my experience with her. Much to my alarm, a cranky old woman came to the window and borderline yelled at me before I'd even had a chance to open my mouth. I stayed calm and simply said "I think it would be to your advantage to hear what I'd like to say so that you and your staff can learn from it. Your customer's want a better experience." She grumbled and glared at me the whole time I spoke, then stormed off without a word leaving me sitting in the drive thru window wondering what just happened. She angrily returned and jammed a free drink voucher in my face and said: "Here. It's a free drink coupon with a phone number you can call to complain to." I explained that I didn't want a free drink - I simply wanted to be heard and acknowledged. I was completely dumbfounded by the experience. Why was this woman so unbelievably rude? It's oddly comforting to read other people's reviews and learn that it wasn't personal - this old woman, "the manager", is rude and cranky to everyone. What is going on Starbucks? Get a handle on this store or shut it down. They're ruining your good name!!!!
Q: positive

A: Love this place. Consistent as can be, and service is top notch. One might think, "Hmm fajitas - doesn't that usually mean dry chicken and stiff steak?" (at least that's what I thought) but I've been proven wrong time and time again at Juan's. Juan's fajitas are the benchmark of fajitas. It's almost as if the meats/proteins come out slightly rare on purpose, knowing that they will be the perfect temperature in about 30 flaming seconds, or the time in which it takes to assemble your first fajita and nab a first bite. If you like fajitas, you will LOVE this place. If you don't like fajitas, try Juan's and you will understand why fajitas exist. (Awesome salsa and bean dip, too.)
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer: We were excited when we booked a room at the Palms Place Resort, assuming it would be real nice... Turns out we were highly disappointed. Here's why: 1. The rooms looked great at first glance, look a little closer and see how much wear and tear they really have. Floors all scratched up and dirty scuffed up furniture. 2. Hair in the bathtub and hairdryer drawer 3. Soap scum all over the soap holder in the shower 4. Dirty glass walls and filthy mirrors 5. You can get free internet but only for one computer at a time. 6. No coffee mugs in the room, however there WAS a coffee pot and coffee (no decaf). When we called the front desk to get more mugs (after calling 3 different numbers) we got our mugs delivered to the door with chips in the porcelain and dried food in them. Yummo! 7. When we got to the room we opened the sliding glass door to look at the amazing view, only to be told by our bellman that the doors are supposed to be locked at all times unless you own a condo in the building. No signs on the door and nobody told us at check in. 8. We chose to reuse our towels to save water and hung them on the rack, however the cleaning ladies still took them away. 9. Cleaning lady did not replace coffee, glasses or mugs so we had to call the front desk AGAIN! 10. Getting any of the phone lines to actually pick up is an art. We tried calling 4 different numbers to get coffee and creamers brought to our room. The line will ring for 5 minutes before someone picks up. 11. Getting a bellman to help? HA HA! Once we finally got someone to answer the phone at the front desk to get a bellman, we were told that we called the wrong number (it went to the other Palms building), which clearly says on the phone "Bell Service". The wait was so long we decided to carry our own bags to the lobby. Once we arrive to the valet, he goes to get our car but failed to tell us he parked it about 100ft down from where we were waiting with our luggage. After wrestling with our bags again to go walk to the car, a valet finally asked if we needed help. At that point I didn't want any help because I was so annoyed. We did have a great dinner at the Alize french restaurant. The view, service and food was exceptional and we will visit them again but this time we will not be staying in the rooms.
Input: OPTIONS:
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Generate a negative review for a place
Output: What a letdown! Last Friday night, me and my family wanted to go out for pizza, we decided on Nello's because we haven't been there in YEARS. The waitress took our order right away, we ordered the cheesey garlic toast, house salad (no olives), and a thin crust cheese pizza. The garlic bread was so good, was the only thing I actually enjoyed. The salad came out and was missing all of the meat, it was just yellowed iceberg lettuce, carrot shavings, and a scant amount of cheese. We asked the waitress about the missing meat and she said she would bring it... it never came. The pizza arrived and was horridly undercooked, the cheese wasn't even melted in the middle! At this point i was just done, and super sad for my dining experience. We asked for our check and it took (no exaggeration) 13 minutes to get it. With two young kids this felt like ETERNITY. She dropped it off finnaalllyy and we paid with a card. While all of this was happening there was either a regular or a local celebrity that was seated near us with his huge family. So instead of running our card she took their drink order, gave them their drinks, then took their food order... brought out their appetizer AND THEN RAN MY CARD. Shoot!!! took us close to 30 minutes just to receive our check, pay, and leave. Totally unacceptable, we will not be going back here :( The food was not that great, and the service was bad, not how i like spending my friday night.
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Output:
Jason and Bob at the bar are awesome people. They make you laugh and offer drinks you may like. They made my decision to sit at the bar every time I go to Bahama Breeze.