Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: This restaurant was such a disappointment for me. When I asked around from students who had been there before, they all told me it was a really nice elegant tasty restaurant. That is far from the truth. I expected something really nice and posh, and well...tasty. Instead, when we got there everything looked really cheap and tacky. I'm not sure if it's because this place was in Urbana and they thought they didn't need to be nice or what, but it just was sad. I thought maybe the food would redeem itself, but NO. We ordered the caprese and let me say I've had much much better. The whole thing was so inedible. We ordered that because it looked like an appetizer that you cannot mess up, but we were wrong. In addition, my friend is a vegetarian and they had only one or two items on the entire menu that were vegetarian friendly. I hate when a restaurant skimps out on vegetarian meals. I am not a vegetarian, but I do like to occasionally skip on meat. The whole menu in general did not give a classy vibe. I do not know if it's because I've seen really good menus in Chicago and I'm being biased, but this was not good at all. The vegetarian pasta I ordered was really extremely bland. It supposedly had pesto sauce, but you could barely taste it, and the veggies were definitely undercooked for sure. When I heard it was supposed to be a nice dressy place I put on a dress and thought I'd blend in well, but then when we got there, it was a mix of people really dressed up and others wearing sweats and a t-shirt. I do not know what that was all about, but it turned me off. I hear the steaks are great, so maybe that's the only thing they specialize in? I can understand why someone living in Urbana or Champaign would come here seeing as there are limited nice restaurants in the area, but I would rather go to Timpones, Biaggis or Jim Gould's over Kennedy's.
Q: negative

A: Save your money. The worst show in Vegas. If eighth grade, gross, insulting humor is your idea of funny, then this is for you. My wife and I walked out on this show (the first time we've EVER done that), and they refused to refund our money! Now here's the thing: we're not prudish at all, in fact we're very liberal and, quite frankly, I use the "F" word myself. But when the jokes are simply in poor taste and they beat you over the head with them going on about gross descriptions the harry parts of a man's area and the things to do there, well, wow - seriously? And that's supposed to be funny? Not to half the audience. During the first quarter of the show not many people laughed, instead, they turned to look at their neighbor to see if what was happening was actually happening and if they should be offended or laugh at it. Not many did. All the conservatives (republicans) and many of the minority people there were attacked and offended right away, so not many people were laughing. After a while, the alcohol kicked in and the eight graders arrived and half the people nervously laughed. Here is when we left: During the set up of one of their circus acts, they searched the audience for an "Asian woman" and dragged her on stage. Then they picked an over weight, obviously drunk guy, and a black guy and they were going to have them strip and lap dance to the poor woman. OMG. We were out of there. Bottom line: Very expensive for an out door instant tent, not funny nor entertaining in the least, vulgar and offensive, a complete waste of money and an evening. My wife was infuriated and I was aghast that any moron would find this funny. I just felt bad for the people who have to be in the show. Again, save your money and go see any one of the many better shows for 1/2 the price. A disgrace.
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer: One of the worst restaurant experiences I had in a while. The service was incredibly slow. Our first dish was the chicken lettuce wraps. The white noodle crisps that come with the chicken lettuce wraps were so hard and burnt, and when my mom ate some of them in her wrap, she chipped her tooth! We politely told our waitress about it, and she just LAUGHED and walked away. No apology, no "I'll talk to the cook about that." It's like that was her plan all along , and she was so happy that customers were receiving bodily harm from the food. The rest of the food took forever to arrive, to the point where we eventually had to find SOMEONE that passed by to ask what was going on. The sea bass that arrived was the worst cooked fish we've ever tasted. It tasted old, rough, and the spinach it came with was the worst spinach ever (the sauce tasted like a cigarette, the spinach was raw, and parts of it had giant amounts of salt piled on!). I mean, how do you screw up spinach? I've tasted this same dish at the P.F. Chang's at King of Prussia in Pennsylvania, and it tastes so much better and so completely different. Our mongolian beef dish here was very rough and again had an overwhelming amount of burnt white noodle crisps. The only dish that was semi-edible was the beef lo mein, and even that had a lot of salt. Our waitress eventually came over to ask how we were liking the food, and we hesitated. We could kind of predict that she would just laugh and walk away. But she kept standing there, so we eventually told her the spinach was too salty and under cooked. And guess what - she laughed and walked away. Again. Awful service, awful food.
Input: OPTIONS:
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Generate a negative review for a place
Output: Out shopping yesterday I was tired, hungry and sniffily(sp?) so I decided some Changs Lettuce wraps and Wonton soup were in order for lunch. The first time I called it sounded like somebody hung up. I've cut people off too so no big deal. Called back and sat on hold for what felt like forever until a surly sounding guy took my order and told me 15 minutes. I go there expecting it to be busy and that was why the guy was crabby but it was probably only 1/3 full. I walk in and there is nobody up front, so I go to the bar and wait and 5 minutes-no bartender. I go back up front and find and ask the host about the bartender and she says he'll be back soon so I continue to wait at the bar, no bartender no nobody. Finally the guy comes back and asks me "you have the soup right?" Yeah I did. I reluctantly tipped him a couple bucks and headed home only to find super salty lettuce wrap filling- like buckets of salt on it- and sub-par soup. I just had this soup less than a week ago from the Changs at Kierland and it was awesome. This one had a few scrawny looking shrimp in it where it usually comes with big juicy thick shrimp. And something was off with the broth too, didnt taste right at all. I have loved this soup for years and this was the first time I have been disappointed. Oh well, I will just avoid this location in the future!
input: Write a positive yelp review (OPTIONS:
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output:
If your having a taste for soul food this a place to go. I've been here a few times and the food has never disappointed me. For the price point their portions are well off, enough for me to finish the rest the next day. I recommend the fried chicken, catfish, yams and mac-n-cheese. I have always gone during slower to times so I've had quick service. The servers here are down to earth and tentative, but if you come here it's just for good food and laughs in my eyes. Be sure to visit this place at least once.