Problem: Write a positive yelp review.
A: Delicious! I stuffed my face with both a coconut-vanilla cake and chocolate-chocolate cake. Mmmm! Breakfast of champions!

Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A: Checked in for my daughter 13th birthday night going to the Miley Cyrus concert. I got the Penthouse Suite. I am a local and stay at hotels on the strip for quick getaways all the time. I worked all day and while my daughter was getting ready I opened the mini bar to have a cold beer. None to be found only soda and water. I called the front desk to have the girl laugh as I let her know my mini bar wasn't stocked. I stay at many MGM properties and have never had anyone check me in with such a slow pace and no service skills. Room service couldn't do a birthday cake because "we don't have a baker on staff for the weekends" Valet shouted at me after I got out of my vehicle and was getting the suitcases out because he was moving the line and wanted me to get back in my car and move it for him. Don't they drive cars for a job? The elevator didn't work with our room key in it. We rode the elevator up and down four times before getting to our floor. I will never step foot into this hotel again and letting my whole network of friends family and clients know not to come here.

Problem: Write a positive yelp review.
A:
The Quill Cafe has become a family favorite spot for special occasions. It's a bit pricier as it's inside of a country club, but when you're willing to splurge a little it's a great spot to dine. I'm obsessed with their Navajo Corn Chowder, the best corn chowder I've ever had hands down. For their entrees, I've always stuck to their baby back ribs with are super tasty which come with seasonal veggies and I always choose their garlic mashed potatoes. I'm also a huge fan of their Halibut. It's cooked well and this time I subbed out the seasonal veggies for sauteed mushrooms which were yummy! They have a very large patio which is awesome during the nice months in AZ that overlooks the golf course. They have yet to fail my family! Always great service and food. Our waitress tonight, Sabel, which is a super cool name, was spot on, very accommodating, and friendly!