input: Write a negative yelp review.
output: What can i say? i am a smutty bitch..Been to all the seedy places in town an then some..Ok, so your a middle class man, married, your wife NEVER puts out, what is a man to do??? Hummmm BANDAIDS... Disco!! I am telling you i have never in my life seen more cocks out in one room at the same time.. the girls, gritty an down an dirty in more than one way!! But hey!! the smell in the bar is a mix of that really bad stuff you could buy in the bathrooms and put on yourself to smell good and then straight up cum buckets.. Yeah really... But i think for 10 buck and the investment of a condom you may have a VERY nice evening..I am sure you will leave with empty balls!! And there is NOTHING wrong with that... I saw blow jobs, grinding with cock going in an out{ i did not see the investment of a condom on that certain person, hummm?} a few hand finishes here an there... I would say DRINK before you go fer sure!! good times to be had for all...
input: Write a negative yelp review.
output: This place was originally DANGERFIELD'S, then it was sold to some folks who don't know what they're doing, nor how to properly run a Las Vegas comedy club. Don't get me wrong: The entertainment is TERRIFIC and certainly well worth seeing, but the STAFF are rude, disrespectful and impolite to their patrons, and that detracts from the overall potential enjoyment of the place. One shouldn't have to argue with a server about where they prefer to sit, for example. The reason the employees are so unfriendly, is because their customers are probably 90% tourists and 10% friends/relatives of the performers. I guess the staff believes that the tourists won't be coming back, and if they are treated like I was, they're right to assume that. I won't go there unless one of my friends is on the stage, and that doesn't happen all that often...
input: Write a positive yelp review.
output:
Never had a bad meal here. Love their Singapore noodles plus service is great