Problem: and i ' m pretty sure no one can hear it as badly as i can , since i ' m on the top of a hill on the top floor . it 's like how i can hear the tornado siren really really well in my room , too . val ca n't hear it in her room , since she 's not on top of the hill .

What weather event may be about to hit ?

A: A tornado

Problem: Slaton has two injury - prone guys ahead of him on the depth chart , and could be a sleeper if he sees a lot of action . I failed to get a legitimate number one WR along the lines of Terrell Owens or Reggie Wayne , but Boldin could be a good value and Cotchery seems like a solid sleeper ( though I may have slightly overpaid for him ) . It seemed to me that Lee Evans went fairly cheaply , but he has proven to be inconsistent in his career .

What sport is the narrator watching ?

A: They 're watching football .

Problem: i still have to get a new bag for school , and more clothes . ( i really do n't want to bring it up with my parents after they ' ve dished out loads of money to me for my results ... > _ oh , code geass , if only i could forget myself in you right now i might end up watching episode 19 again ... ooh , but i kinda do n't want to . ( seriously guys ! heartbreaking episode ! )

Why is the narrator possessing such a stylish bag ?

A:
None of the above choices .