Sentiment analysis: I hate this place, only reason I'm here is because my roommate wanted to go here because he is from Arkansas and it is a novelty to him. Only reason it has one star is because yelp doesn't allow me to give zero stars.
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negative

Sentiment analysis: Large windows allow Mac owners to be observed in their natural habitat. The chick running the counter had experienced better mornings in her life, but the refreshing early morning smokers growl that escaped from her lips as she asked what type of muffin I would like captivated me. The coffee is delicious though. I would definitely purchase it again...at a different coffee shop.
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negative

Sentiment analysis: I had a valid online dinner reservation(I showed her the email and everything) for 4 with my wife and her parents and they flat out declined it on new years eve night, enough said.
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negative