Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A: i have mixed feelings about this place.. here's why. first of all.. DIRTY DIRTY DIRTY! the cups that they gave us water in were unclean and there was a silver wig hair on the plate (GROSS). the second time i came here, there was a purple wig hair on the table. the girls at the restaurant, while polite, wear a little too much makeup and dress a little too inappropriately to be waitresses. by that, i mean that they shouldn't be wearing wigs that shed all over the place. anyways, when me and my group of friends walked in, we were greeted with a high pitched ..something in japanese. the place is quite big and the set up of the tables has a professional restauranty feel to it minus the anime posted all over the walls and the bleach playing on television. if you enjoy that stuff, this is the place for you. also.. creepers tend to come here to order like just a boba and then stare at the mini skirt clad waitresses all day.. so there's a fun fact for ya. now i'll move on to the food.. there were seven of us so we ordered like four bowls of tonkotsu ramen, three bowls of shoyu ramen, and two plates of takoyaki. we were charged gratuity fee, whatever. i don't eat seafood, so i can't tell you how the takoyaki was.. but my friends thought it was mediocre. the tonkotsu ramen is really the only reason why i come here. the meat isn't that good (if you want ramen with good meat, try sora located across the street) but the soup and the noodles are delicious. the soup is made out of pork bone, so its really thick and hearty. if i can remember correctly, it comes with half of an egg (yummy), chopped green onions, breaded and fried pieces of onion (TIP: eat this before you stir your ramen around or it will be soggy and gross), fatty pieces of pork, and bean sprouts. the price is $8 i think.. which is on the expensive side. i like to add lots of sesame oil, sesame seeds, and hot sauce (they place it conveniently on the table here, so yay!) this big bowl of yummyness was really filling for me (i had to have a friend help me finish the last few bites). if you're wondering how the shoyu ramen tasted.. i got to taste a bit of it and it tasted watery and plain. also, the friends who got the shoyu ramen tried some tonkotsu ramen and they prefer tonkotsu over shoyu. overall, this is a place that i will only return to for the tonkotsu ramen.. and i will continue to return until i find a place that has better tonkotsu ramen (not monta). its not a place that i like to visit a lot (i have a fear of DIRTY) and sometimes i feel like you're paying more to look at the pretty girls than the quality of the food (excluding tonkotsu ramen which is yum). p.s. they have some sort of fries here (i forgot the name but some friends at a different table ordered it) and they are regular fries (think wendys) with sea weed and sesame seed tossed on top.. not worth it.

Problem: Write a positive yelp review.
A: I had a fantastic time at this place. I went with a group of 6 on a Friday night. The ambiance was lovely: it's on the first floor of the old Firehouse Lounge, where Embury used to be, and although it's dimly lit and has kept some of that cozy Prohibition-era atmosphere, it also feels more open and airy than I remember Embury being. A number fun little abstract paintings add some color to the place. They have a great cocktail menu (and a NICE whiskey selection). The chef's selection meat & cheese plate was a perfect appetizer for a group of our size to share, and I also highly recommend the the bacon-wrapped dates with manchego cheese. All except for one of us ended up ordering the winter salad (w/ kale, dried cherries, and some type of wheat berry-like grain), and it did not disappoint. The only reason this place does not get five stars from me is the price, which I feel is a bit prohibitive for someone of my current graduate school income level, at $10-12 a drink. But it's definitely a great one-Friday-a-month spot to gather with a small group of friends, and a great demonstration of Strip District-style charm for any out -of-towners I might want to impress.

Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A:
This store is very small, so the selection is quite limited. You are lucky if they will give you a few pennies for your books. The wait was also very long to sell even though I got there right when they opened. Bookmans is far superior to this place on all accounts - trade value which is much higher, larger selection and quick turnaround on sales!