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Output: Really Really bland and boring. Service blah, slightly rude. Drive a few blocks over to spring mnt. Gets lots of business for $5.95 lunch special from harried healthcare workers.

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Output: Came here solely because of the promise of open bar and no cover. As seems to be the case in Vegas (this was only my second time here), a pack of four chicks is a target for the club promoters and so with the promise of free booze we were pretty much sold. We barely had to wait but it was kind of a funny situation going into the club. They basically gather up all the girls with passes and lead you through the main line and upstairs to the main dance floor. My friend referred to this as the "ho train" and that's pretty much what it looked like: a long line of scantily clad women. Whatever though, I was down with riding the ho train for no cover! They didn't lie about open bar either but of course there are exclusions. House liquor and pretty basic drinks but I'm not complaining. It was seriously crowded with only 2 or 3 bartenders for a crowd of hundreds so we basically spent the first hour gathering up a collection of booze (before open bar was over). The decor really is stunning and very impressive and embodies everything you imagine a club in Vegas to be like. It was also SO crowded. The dance floor is pretty big but good luck dancing without rubbing up against someone. No where to really chill without table service either and the bouncers will move you along if you try loitering anywhere but I suppose that is to be expected. Also the go-go dancers were hot. Overall a very entertaining and luxurious experience.

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Output: Third buffet in the Buffet of Buffets tour. It was difficult to get in as there is no separate VIP line for people with line passes or special privileges. Apparently they don't think any Seven Stars or Diamond card holders would ever bother with this buffet. The selection is poor and everything looked gross. I tried some ice cream which was nothing special. We all said it reminded us of the buffets of our youth - which was not a good thing. One good thing - it's an easy buffet to sneak in and out of. I got to run some errands, get change, go to the restroom, make some phone calls. But that's not enough of a reason to give it more than one star.

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The WORST service ever. Went there for lunch and order a plain Gyro with sauce on the side and a beef. 45 minutes later I still dont have my food. I heard the cook say he lost our ticket and the girl at the front desk found it in the garbage. At that point our ticket should have been placed in front to get our order out with only two orders in front of us. Instead it was placed at the end. There were 3 cooks...come on! 3 cooks should have been able to get this order out on time and correctly. When I questioned I got every excuse in the book. I was told all the orders in front of us were called in. When I mentioned that I saw they lost our ticket she gave me another excuse. I asked for my money back and she said our meal would be up next then gave me two free lunch tickets. Two more orders came up and went out so I asked for my money back. She then had the audacity to ask for the free tickets back. Never apologizing for the wait just saying basically it was our fault for not calling in the order. Our food came up so we took it however when we got home the order was wrong anyway. Both the Gyro and beef were DRY. No sauce on the side as asked for and no juice for the beef. I may have given them another chance had they apologized, gave me the free lunch cards and maybe taken the desert off. The girl up front was so rude and NOT customer friendly that I will never go there again and anyone who asks...I will tell them the food is just OK at best but the service sucks so bad they shouldn't go.