Problem: Write a positive (OPTIONS:
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A: Great food every time I've been here! The breakfast is even better than the dinner. Staff has always been great, when I have been here.
Q: negative

A: Food served on styrofoam. Tacos the size of a small fist. Made my bartender leave due to slowing business. Try to avoid if possible.
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer: Eh...its not your typical burger....purina yuppie chow!!
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Output: We ate there on Thursday. Freddie Glessmen greated us warmly, chatted, and sent over some complimentary appetizers. The steak was perfect, flavorful, tender, and delicious. The penne ala vodka was good. The sword fish a bit overdone. Service was prompt but some of the staff under trained. If the busboy put his elbow in my face one more time I was going to practice my jujitsu.
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output: I was really disappointed. This was my Birthday dinner. We used the Living Social Coupon. Went here because a friend had suggested it. To each his own, I guess. We had.. Caprese Salad. - Very bland tomatoes, in fact one was mushy and a bad texture. There was No salt on the table, which killed this dish completely. Shrimp Cocktail - Shrimp were pretty tasteless, and although they had some sauces, there was no where near enough sauce for the amount of shrimp Tomato Soup - Was good, but acidic, it needed a cream to break the acidity. Bone-in Rib Eye - Way too fatty and tough. Garlic Mashed - Good, esp with the Veal DemiGlace Lobster Mac and Cheese - Good, very fishy flavor, if you like that. it was ok to me. I have had This in other restaurants where it was not "lobster" enough. This was not the case here. The experience: First, a different waiter than ours was retrieving plates near our table and dropped a plate on the floor, right next to us, glass shattered everywhere. Hitting mine and my wife's bare feet and legs (We had Sandals on) The waiter didn't ask if we were ok, didn't apologize, he just acted as if nothing happened. I was also worried that shards of glass maybe made it on our appetizer plates, because it was that explosive, but they did NOTHING about it. My wife and I BOTH visibly checked our feet and legs and I had a knick on my leg from glass, the waiter saw us visually inspecting our feet and still said nothing. Next, when I ordered the steak, Bone-in Rib eye, I asked for Red Wine Reduction sauce and Herb Butter. - When my steak was delivered, they forgot the Red Wine Reduction completely, and gave me what looked like Herb Butter, but chunkier. Without testing it, I dolloped it on my steak and began spreading it, and noticed obvious Bleu Cheese chunks. I tasted it and it was for SURE Blue Cheese, within the butter. I did not order this of course, but I know Bleu Cheese for sure. The waiter came back and I told him of the mistake, and he apologized, but also said they don't even have a Bleu cheese Butter, so he doesn't know how this happened. He was good about it, but I did feel like they were calling me a bit of a lier as they mentioned a few times that they dont have Bleu cheese butter, and dont know that happened. I cook... I know Blue cheese, AND, others on my table got the herb butter and it was completely different. They did bring me a a new steak, BUT at that point I was eating after the rest of my party, and it was awkward. To top it off, I was Up to that point the best thing was the Red Wine Reduction, when they did bring it with my new steak. Which is sad They did bring a chocolate cake for my birthday and that was the star of the night for sure. Too bad the actual food was no good. The waiter was good and attentive, so I will give him kuddos for that.
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer:
Can I give a place zero stars? Or better yet, a negative rating? No? Well then I'll just write out why that might need to be introduced (at least zero stars) and I'll let you decide. Next Coffee sucks. The food sucks, the coffee sucks, the staff sucks (not as people, I'm sure they're all fine upstanding citizens, but generally not people I would want working at my hypothetical coffee shop). The food consistently tastes old and stale. The coffee continues to look more like an oil spill than anything any human should be ingesting. If the carafes ever were cleaned, I might be able to taste something other than that film on my coffee. The staff still seems as inattentive as they've ever been. Much happier chatting to each other rather than actually serving the customers. The wifi works....for PCs. For whatever reason, Macs seem to have problems connecting to their network. Also, they removed the student discount for orders under $10. Here's what really annoys me though: they have ZERO impetus to improve or provide a decent product in any way, shape, or form. Students will go there. Students will buy their terrible food and drink their disgusting coffee. They can take away the discount, and students will still go there because it's the easiest option. They will continue to make money off of the customers that will flock there from the medical school next door. Coffee and a place to study is all any medical student really needs. Next, to be fair, provides these. In the same way that an old banana peel and tissue paper could provide food and shelter. They have their market cornered and can happily drop the quality of product since, no matter what, stressed and under caffeinated students will show up. If the place showed any positive signs whatsoever, I might be willing to give them another chance. But for now, I'm gonna go to any of the number of coffee shops in the region that provide a decent product. The easy option is definitely not the right one in this case.