TASK DEFINITION: In this task, you are given Yelp reviews. The task is to classify a review as "POSITIVE" if the overall sentiment of the review is positive or as "NEGATIVE" if the overall sentiment of the review is negative.
PROBLEM: upon walking in i wanted to try every baked good here. well when i needed to ask what ingredients were in which baked goods, there was no one around to ask questions. i asked this girl walking around and she said, ""oh sorry, the person who works here is over there"". The worker's sitting there and didnt even greet us when she walked by the first time. nothing on her (apron, name tag, nothing...) indicated she even worked here. they should do a better job at greeting and being available to customers.
bought a pizza baked good and a savory croquette. both were TOO oily...i could only eat maybe a fourth of my croquette and 1/3rd of my pizza bread.
anyways...probably won't come here again. the sponge cake looks good, but for $2.50 a cake...no thanks, i can get it elsewhere and it'll probably taste better.
probably won't come here again and stick to my 85 degrees in OC. i am a such an oc brat!

SOLUTION: NEGATIVE

PROBLEM: I haven't written a review in ages, but this place is SO GOOD that I'd be ashamed of myself if I didn't review it.

I am the most hyberbolic person in the whole world in the history of time, but this time, when I say that it was the best pancakes I've ever had, I'm not kidding. Just insanely delicious. Scrambled eggs were also some of the best I've had (and come on, they're scrambled eggs, so you don't expect that much variety), and the breakfast potatoes were very good. I couldn't pinpoint the seasoning, but it's different than you usually get.

Coffee: Yum. I don't think I'd even heard of Arbuckle's, but apparently it's got a great reputation, and deservedly so.

The owner Joe stopped by our table, and was super nice and genuine. Service was just fine too.

I'm sure Joe's will get a reputation and huge following soon, so believe the hype and check it out.

SOLUTION: POSITIVE

PROBLEM: I stand out when I go, because I don't reek of burnt skin from the tanning bed across the street.

I only go to this gym because it's close enough to hit in the mornings and I can ride my bike there. That's where the fun stops.

Here are my beefs:
1. Not enough cardio equip if you're going to let 1/4 of the machines be out of order every day.
2. Hiding the free weights isn't a fun game. They are never stacked where they're supposed to be. I always have to hunt around and sometimes never find the ones I need.
c. They have been missing three different medicine balls for more than 6 months, now. I asked about them, three different times and was told that they were in the gym, I just had to look. Liar, liar, pants on fire.
4. If you go past 3p on any day, it looks like what is has to be like walking into Axis Radius on a Saturday night (not that I've ever been bored or drunk enough to know). Meat-heads gallore, complete with spiked hair, fixed around their ban-danas and barbed wire tats around their arms. Also, their chicks wear outfits so ridonkulous that Michael Phelps would be embarrassed at the amount of skin showing.
5. Fat trainers.

Other than that, it's awesome.

SOLUTION:
NEGATIVE