In this task, you are given Yelp reviews. The task is to classify a review as "POSITIVE" if the overall sentiment of the review is positive or as "NEGATIVE" if the overall sentiment of the review is negative.

Example Input: How lame am I going to sound if I say that this is the biggest bowling alley I've ever seen in my life? A lot? Too bad. It is.

We arrived late, but that was ok because the place is open 24/7.

After forking over cash-ola and one personal shoe (no joke--it's collateral for their precious bowling shoes), we headed to lane number 6,043 to begin our game.

Unfortunately the game was stalled because finding a ball to fit my delicate frame proved far more difficult that I had expected. It would seem that the majority of their clientele are very strong, skinny fingered children. We eventually found adequate balls, but it was an arduous search.

The alley was both kid and adult friendly (thank god) and I'll keep that in mind if I ever lose it and bring my kid to Vegas.
Example Output: POSITIVE

Example Input: Typical Starbucks located conveniently in Scottsdale Fashion Square Mall, decided to caffeinate (it's not a word, but it should be) myself before shopping.

Pretty small location, but has plenty of outdoor seating in and out of the sun. There's no indoor seating though! Ordered my typical Iced Caramel Macchiato and it came out in a timely manner. Really clean, stocked and filled with Starbucks goodies you can pick up.
Example Output: POSITIVE

Example Input: First of all, it was very clear that everybody who worked here absolutely hated their jobs. The four(!) teen hostesses were giving out ""you're an idiot"" glares to customers like they were candy. When we were finally seated, we actually waited 5 minutes before grabbing menus ourselves. Then the waiter took our drink order and disappeared for 10 minutes to process it. 5 waters and a Coke!

The sounds were ear blistering, too frequent, and accompanied by strange animatronic jungle animals. We were seated upstairs next to a giant gorilla who seemed to be stabbing himself in the stomach with a stick. That's basically how I felt after dropping $30 on a Denny's-caliber steak. This place, holistically, is in my top three worst dinings experiences of all time.
Example Output:
NEGATIVE