Problem: so i m slightly inebriated ... bear with me ... i have given up on joe he is to boring and wo nt do anything fun ever . i ve put my hopes into you know who and he wo nt turn out to be anything worth while as usual ... he breaks my heart every time but i seem to just go back . my friends t3ell me no but its whatever . i ve been up to it for like two years now ... i have great ffriends right now .

Why is the narrator rambling throughout the dialogue ?
OPTIONS:
- They are n't any fun .
- They are boring .
- They are a crazy person .
- They are drunk .

A: They are drunk .

Problem: I got to eat the custard right out of the jug :) Then we took the dogs for a walk . They have two dogs , molly and chester and they take them for a walk along the beach . the beach is unusual because it does n't have any sand , it is still lined with pebbles and small stones .

Why were the dogs so excited and pleased to be walked ?
OPTIONS:
- They were walking on the riverfront .
- None of the above choices .
- They were walking on the edge of civilization .
- They were walking on the beach .

A: They were walking on the beach .

Problem: I was feeling sad last night and decided via a process of reasoning I would prefer not to scrutinize too closely right now that buying something would make me feel better . Before you go throwing stones , know that the something was a paper pad with cute bunnies on it . Anyway , I went to pay and PayPal started screaming at me .

What may be the reason for feeling better after buying something new ?
OPTIONS:
- None of the above choices .
- New things make people see life in a new way .
- Some people feel better when they spend money .
- Some people feel better with no money in the bank .

A:
Some people feel better when they spend money .