Context:So , yeah , I ' m obviously I ' m an idiot , although being unemployed is giving me lots and lots of time to pack . It is not , however , giving me lots and lots of money to buy new furniture . And dammit , I want new furniture . I saw the best dining table and chairs on sale for $ 389 , marked down 300 bucks , that I ' m actually considering committing a crime to acquire .
Question What kind of crime would someone commit to aquire the dining table and chairs ?
Answer:
I 'm just kidding , I simply mean the table is so attractive I 'm considering all possible ways to obtain it .