Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: First off, I just want to say, what a lively and well thought out title you have!! It does absolutely nothing for the ambiance, environment, or atmosphere. So we go into this place that closes in 45 minutes (2:00pm) and we are seated with an effortless menu in our hands. If you have seen the 90's movie "My Cousin Vinny" then you had a choice of: Breakfast or Lunch I had the lunch, my mother had the lunch, and my sister had the breakfast. The prices were steep for no apparent reason. I'll tell you why. This "cafe" sits behind the newly constructed Container Park near the downtown area and gives off no connection to the "urban" look that the whole community is looking for. If this place is not known by word of mouth then one would think it was an old relentless leasing place trying to scrape money to stay and keep its doors open. You would also think it has been here at least since the early 80's. Good for them for putting their name out there by social media, but I honestly don't see how this is going make it for long. The food screams help at the top of its lungs because they are in desperate need of taste, flavor, and palate cleansing. With a menu that only has maybe and I mean MAYBE 3 or 4 choices for lunch or breakfast that their descriptive plate names would coincide with the food that you get. I feel like the kitchen is saying, "heh heh heh, just kidding no soup for you and if you want pico de gallo then cut up your own tomato." Yes folks, I asked for pico de gallo but all I got was chopped up tomatoes in a ginormous bowl with one scoop of pico in it (i got charged $.50 for one scoop of a tomato!!) So anyways, we get our food and it is simply not- that- great. I could've easily gone to one of the local casinos that always advertises steak and eggs for $4.99 or even pancakes for cheaper price. However, the point of going to this place was to seek out some truth that lies behind the whole commutative urban development surrounding the newly improved downtown area. This new area is supposed to cater to the locals that is why they replenished and rejuvenated this whole neighborhood in the first place. Well, hello, I did expect the prices to be more for me, the local, not the tourist. It doesn't matter anymore, what does matter is that if you want to keep your high prices and rip off your customers from not serving urban stylish food than don't stay open too long, and move to the strip where you can rip off all the tourist you want.
Q: negative

A: Finance Director is horribly rude. My first insTinct to leave should have been when I pulled in on a Saturday and the lot was empty. Sales people standing around. I only went there because a sales manager literally begged me and promised the world. I gave full disclosure before I went in. The young lady helping me very sweet. I was advised the rebates they were offering wld pay off my car ( currently sitting at another dealership from a hit and run that caught fire)bottom line is they tried to force a 2007 dodge nitro down my throat with 87,000 miles. And the Finance Director he short with a complex don't remember his name. Pulled the "i know u want a new car but this car is new to you...." wth!? I advised mr. Short man that I was not Desperate and can take my business elsewhere. He advised me I would pay $700 plus for wht I'm looking for. Well if that's the case it won't be a Mazda. Long story short I went to planet Nissan and got a 2012 altima $100 less payment. Abd still only had to put $1500. Had $5000 to put down but didn't even get that far mr short man cause b all he did was judge a book by its cover and did not even. Try to help. They make elaborate promises they cant keep then try to make u feel they are the best they can do.
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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- positive) review?

Answer: Until recently, I worked near the mall and a couple of weeks ago my wife and daughter decided to surprise me at work for a family lunch date and this OG was selected. Biggest mistake ... ever. The only positive part of the visit was the host/hostess station, who had their act together enough to seat us with minimal wait. We then sat at the table for15 minutes before anyone resembling a waiter appeared. When our waiter approached our table, he set down two menus and walked away without saying a single word or acknowledging us in any way. We then waited another 10 minutes before he returned to take our drink AND meal order. At this point, we were both upset but decided to give them a pass since it was a busy lunch rush on a Friday. My wife and I both ordered coke and decided to get the all you can eat three pasta promotion and asked for our garlic bread and salad to be brought out before the meal. We then did not see our waiter again for 30 minutes when he appeared carrying our entire meal out on one tray - drinks and pasta - without salad or bread sticks. We were visibly upset at this point, my lunch hour was now over, and we were just now getting our incomplete first round of our "all you can eat" order. He literally put the food down on the edge of the table without asking us who had which dish and disappeared again. My wife had ordered the fettuccine Alfredo for her first dish. I am not exaggerating when I say that what she was brought was a bowl of cold linguini noodles with a glubbed-on ball of cold Alfredo sauce sitting in the center on top of the noodles. I never request to see the manager when the service is this poor because management is always the problem. Incompetent management breeds the hiring of incompetent wait staff, so rather than make a scene I simply leave the restaurant. If they care to stop me to try to insist I pay, well then game on. No one stopped me. I returned to work with an empty stomach and placed yet another restaurant on my black list. And we never did receive our salad and bread. Olive Garden - your food is not that good to begin with. If you wish to stay in business, I suggest you visit stores for quality checks on a much more frequent basis - especially this location. Just dreadfully awful. Cheers!
Input: OPTIONS:
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Generate a negative review for a place
Output: Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke of Earl Duke, Duke, Duke of Earl Duke, Duke, Duke of Earl Duke, Duke, Duke of Earl Yes, a-I, oh, I'm gonna love you Oh, oh, nothing can stop me, now 'Cause you're The Duke of Earl So, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Sorry Earl I didn't love you. I love you bread and juicy roast beef but the rest of the meats and crap in it sucked. $6 is cheap for Vegas. We walked from the Venetian just to eat here at Planet Hollywood. Its a far ass walk in 100 degree weather. I was not a happy fatty. But it was worth it when I saw NeNe walking in the PH being filmed for housewives Atlanta. woot woot!
input: Write a negative yelp review (OPTIONS:
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output: I would give them ZERO stars if I could! No response from them! Oh, but they reported me to the credit bureaus and it's on there until 2020! Biotches!
input: Write a positive yelp review (OPTIONS:
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output:
Great Asian place, eclectic menu of Chinese, Vietnamese, Thai and Japanese. Fair pricing. Excellent service. Love the beef and onion dish. Could be the best Asian place in town IMHO for the overall package..