The article was a lot less depressing than the newspaper clipping because the
OPTIONS:
- article was written about a sad time.
- clipping was written about a sad time.
clipping was written about a sad time.

Tanya had a more painful experience with a piercing than Felicia because
OPTIONS:
- Tanya got a tongue piercing.
- Felicia got a tongue piercing.
Tanya got a tongue piercing.

Justin was just a little bit trashy while Aaron was classy so
OPTIONS:
- Justin danced on the pole.
- Aaron danced on the pole.
Justin danced on the pole.