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An example of an negative review: I really would love to love Lappert's. I just don't. It's OK, doesn't suck, hey it's ice cream which rarely sucks. I had been in Lamperts several years ago, and didn't remember it being all that spectacular. After seeing all the great reviews on yelp, thought I'd give it another go. I tried the the Caramel Coconut Macadamia Nut which was dripping with so much caramel it completely overpowered the macadamia and coconut. I even noticed the server scooping away gobs of caramel off to one side of the bucket as she made my cone, that's how much was in there. I don't know if it was a fluke, a bad batch or what, but I swear it was like eating a cone full of caramel. I tried the Manila Mango too, also just OK. Knowing that mangos from the Philippines rock, and suspecting it was not really made from Manila mangos, I asked the gal behind the counter (who was Philipina) if it was really made with Manila mangos, and she said no. So kind of a strike against Lapperts simply for lying. I will say the portions are huge, a single scoop is really more like 2, so from a quantity/price standpoint, it's a pretty smokin' deal. The people behind the counter were friendly, service was fast, the place had a constant flow of people in and out, so people clearly like this place. Maybe mango isn't my flavor, and maybe the batch of Caramel Coconut Macadamia Nut was off that day, I would give it another try, but so far, not so impressed.

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An example of an negative review: Was looking forward to trying this restaurant, but was disappointed. As we made our way from the valet to the restaurant we watched multiple groups of drunken women in bathing suits (no cover up) who were "fresh" from Drais Day Club looking to grab taxis to somewhere. Very rowdy women asking if there were any single men available..and not the kind of atmosphere you would wish for. We then went upstairs to the restaurant and were seated at a table next to the server station.....each time the staff came to get cutlery or plates, they bumped my husband's shoulder. The cheese/salumi plate was very good, but the chicken meatball appetizer had no flavor and tasted burned. Husband's veal was not very good. The wait staff constantly reached over everyone because there was not enough room for them to move around the table to serve us. They even spilled food on one member of our party twice. They wait staff took 2+ minutes explaining the $125 tasting menu which comes with an autographed photo of Giada....really? And her name is inscribed on all the plates which is a bit much. I wanted to grab my hand sanitizer and clean the ipad menu that was rather dirty and left at the center of our table where food was to be served/eaten. The decor is nice, but a bit over done...very busy when you look out the windows, and see plenty going on with the strip view. But, not that bad considering this space was previously the parking garage before the hotel/casino had it's make over. In general I would say this restaurant is not worth the money or the time.

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An example of an negative review: As we walked towards TAO beach, we were greeted by a promoter that encouraged us to check out Azure instead. He offered a free daybed which sounded pretty appealing since most daybeds cost a couple hundred dollars at other pools. We were heading to TAO Beach anyway, but figured it couldn't hurt to check out Azure on the way. As he escorted us towards the pool area, we were pretty much in shock. The "pools" were so tiny and totally murky. It really made me want to barf. The guys were totally disgusting and slimy leering at every girl that walked by. I didn't even want to go in the water. Our "daybed" was pathetic and could barely fit 2 people even though it was 3 of us. It was dirty too. :/ We decided that we'd have one drink and leave. We waited and waited for a waitress to come around. Finally, I just went up to the bar area and got us some blended margaritas. By the time I got back with the drinks, the waitress finally came around. The drinks were disgusting. They were watery and barely icy at all. Don't be fooled by these "promoters" that pump up Azure...do yourself a favor and walk on by.

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An example of an positive review: A safe and modern facility with knowledgeable, friendly staff. They are setting the standard in Arizona for dispensaries. Stop in a talk with Jason, Amber, Traci or Branden!