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Output: Where do I even begin. I had many issues picking up packages at this location before I joined Yelp, but I will keep this review to my most recent incident, which was yesterday 4/6/11. After waiting many days for a package to arrive at my house, I finally checked the tracking info to only find out the post office said they left me a slip at my door two consecutive days (never did). When I went into the post office I waited for about 20 minutes before speaking with a postal employee. I explained the issue and she told me that this has been happening a lot lately, and she will tell the supervisor for me so the postal employee who has my route will get in trouble. I said OK, whatever at this point, I just want my two packages. She took my tracking numbers and gave me two packages. I went out to my car opened the first one, then the second. As I opened the second, I noticed IT WAS NOT MY PACKAGE, IT WAS MY NEIGHBORS ACROSS THE STREET. OMG!!! So they gave me the wrong package. I went back in waited again for 30 minutes this time, then let them know how incompetent they are at this post office. Please be careful here, they have lost my packages and now given me the wrong package. I would never go here again if I didn't have to.

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Output: It's not particularly snug and I didn't really see a harbor nearby, but what do I know is that if you're keen on indie bands and good company, you could do worse than this divey pirate-themed musical haven. Snug Harbor had been recommended to me by someone I believed had knowledge of the local music scene, and my evening in this joint didn't disappoint. There's a patio of sorts out front with a number of tables for the smoking set, and inside, they're set up to sling cold ones while the band fires up the stage in an opposite corner. This night I caught an act I didn't know, and their set was filled with some of those great moments you only find when bands or sort of discovering who they are onstage. It was an entertaining set, and cover was light, something in the neighborhood of five bucks as I recall. I'd definitely swing back by given a thirst for live music and, well, a thirst. 'Cause when you want to settle in and catch whatever's going down onstage, your likely parched for the rawk, too.

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Output: Ate dinner at the Tahiti Village Restaurant last Wednesday evening. The waitress was very attentive, this review is about the food and only the food. It was terrible. If you compare what was described on the menu to what was brought to the table it was defiantly false advertising. My husbands Seared Ahi was cooked through. The next day he was sick (I will spare you the details). The Coconut shrimp was tough. The salad with watermelon was the only thing that saved the meal. I asked the waitress to take the Ahi off the bill and she did so with no argument and agreed that the Ahi was definitely not what was described on the menu. You should really think twice before going here for dinner. The food that was being cooked on the grills (by the guests) was probably 10 times better, but we didn't get invited to share their food. It sure did smell good!

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What a beautiful show! I jumped at the opportunity to see this show when my time share resort offered discounted tickets to me if I attended their orientation. It was so good! All I have to say is that: The show is so good that I would have paid full price to see it again. Phantom @ The Venetian is the first time I saw Phantom of the Opera live. There were many people that said this show was altered to fit the time frame at Las Vegas, but they still have the best songs in it. The theater is just amazing itself, it resembles the opera house and I love the part of the chandelier drop. For the best viewing of the show, get seats at the Golden Circle or directly at the rows behind it. I can guarantee you that it will be an experience that you are not going to forget.