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An example of an positive review: Well I finally gave in and tried one of the drinks. It was a tollhouse cookie drink. Yep I went there. Cookies in a cup. Brilliant. Sooo yummy. I enjoyed every slurp of it. Dont even wanna know how many calories were in that!

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An example of an negative review: My boyfriend, roommate and I went here for lunch on a Sunday afternoon because everywhere else was packed for football. This location is not known to do too well as it is sort of off the beaten path in Old Town, however they have misters flowing out into the street as to draw in a crowd on a hot day, works for me! We were greeted immediately by a very peppy young lady and seated at a corner table. It took our server 5 or 6 minutes to come greet us, as we would later find out she had a new cell phone and was getting a tutorial from another table? Kinda odd. They had some drink specials going on so we ordered mimosas. About 10 minutes later our mimosas were dropped off (mind you there were 3 or 4 other tables in the entire restaurant) our server didn't say anything about the long wait for the drinks and went right into explaining the special of the day... after we had been sitting for almost 20 minutes... pretty sure we had all made up our minds! I hate to say the burgers were bad... but if you have "burger" in your restaurant name, you should probably know how to cook them. One was ordered med-rare and came out with not a spec of pink to be found, the other other burger was ordered medium and came out very well done, burnt even. The sweet tots were room temperature and the seasoned fries were... well stale. On a good positive note they have a lot of unique burgers with fun toppings... if only they could cook them correctly. The atmosphere was great, the service was slow paced and a little overbearing at times (she shoved her cell phone in my face to see if I knew any cool tricks), and the food left something to be desired. One last thing, they sell this amazing sauce called "Madison's M Sauce" for $5 a bottle! After we covered our sweet tots and fries in it we were able to choke them down :)

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An example of an positive review: We went there last night upon recommendation from the manager at our hotel, and were not disappointed. We did have a reservation for 7:00, but since it was a Thursday night, there would probably have been no problem just walking in at that time. We ate inside (loved the decor!), but would have been equally comfortable (temperature-wise) eating outside as it was a temperate evening and they did have heaters if it got cold. The restaurant is a little hard to find, but they do a good job with sandwich boards on the sidewalk pointing you to the restaurant, and it's totally worth the search. If you have a GPS, that'll help, otherwise look for the signs and park in the lot to the left of the restaurant and the little cluster of businesses it's in. I had the Tilapia Incrustado with sides of the cheddar mashed potatoes and jalapeno creamed corn, and he had the Ropa Vieja with sides of Arroz con Gandule and black beans. Both were very well done with good flavors in all items. He really liked the sangria, and had a basic mojito with 10K added during dessert. The Banana Buritto for dessert was delicious. We were happily full from the meal. Yum! Service was a tick slow, but there were only the two guys working the tables. They never forgot anything we asked for, tho', even if they had multiple tables' of things to remember. Entree prices are moderate, altho' adding drinks and desserts puts it in the "spendy" category. We were extremely pleased to get the Yelp 20% discount ($14.95 for us) just by asking for it. We're not local to Phoenix, but would definitely come back on future visits to the city.

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An example of an positive review: The first time I went to Olive & Ivy was under slight duress. I am an independent business snob and I freely admit it but Fox's restaurant concepts are bordering on chain at this point. Yet when I arrived I was struck by the interior design (the same designer that did SideBar from what I'm told). I love the hanging amber lights that look like they are floating in air and the general vibe of the place (minus the people that all look the same, typical Scottsdale). I was pleasantly surprise. Fast forward to last night. I actually suggested the place to entertain friends from DC and New York. The experience was memorable. Our waiter Rick was super, knew the food and was very authentic and cheerful. I had the braised short-rib with a sauce that was in perfect harmony with the polenta and the beef that truly melts in your mouth. My partner had the scampi risotto and our friends, the sea bass. All of the dishes were fantastic. Most impressive, when the dishes came out to the table, all of the runners knew exactly what each person had ordered and the plate was promptly put down in front of the right diner. This is so important for a restaurant to remember and something often forgotten. Listen if we are going to plunk down about $200 for a meal, it is common courtesy (and very simple to find out) which diner ordered what. When a lazy server comes to the table with no enthusiasm asking "who had the ....." that just pisses me off. So all in all, I really liked this place and we will definitely be back.