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An example of an negative review: Soooo I was craving a good burger and had heard good things about The Grind so I decided to check it out. What I got was a very good burger but very poor service and a pricey bill. I got there just in time for happy hour and ordered a Kiltlifter on the HH menu. The bartender was nice and offered to ring in two for me so I could get the deal since "they are only $2" but I had to function later so I declined. I told the bartender I was going to order food as well and he slides me a menu. Aaaand then proceeded to forget about me for 20 minutes. Granted I had my beer but my main purpose for going there was because I was starving. A gentleman sat next to me and experienced the same thing, it took him 15 minutes to get a beer and the bar was not busy at all. The main bartender was too busy chatting with his one regular about the NFL draft or air humping to pay attention to his guests. Yes I said air humping. I think you get what I am saying. He even forgot to finish making a drink for his regular half way through because he stopped to get a drink of root beer. Someone forgot to take their ADD meds today. Finally one of the other employees came over and took the order of 4 other bar patrons and alerted the 2 bartenders that she had to do their work. The main bartender pitched a bitch fit to his other bartender about how it wasn't his fault and gossip gossip gossip but dude, it was your fault. After waiting to be recognized again, I finally ordered my burger and it was amazing. Hands down one of the best burgers in town. My gripe? It ended up being a $12 with no side. No fries, no salad, not even a pickle. I also only got 2 cheese choices, cheddar and swiss. Come on what is this McDonalds? So I drank my beer, wolfed down my burger and tried to ignore the antics of one annoying bartender. Grand total for beer and burger was $15.75 (beer was actually $3.50 not $2). Was the burger amazing? Yes! Did feel like I got my moneys worth? No. Did I want to punch that annoying bartender in the face? YES! I would expect this kind of service in Scottsdale but this is Arcadia folks, step it up.

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An example of an positive review: okay...I'm still laughing at Rachel R.s review...it's called PIG and Pickle not Pickle and Pickle...what were you thinking? anyway... took wife and kids there after a day in Sedona... the Charcuterie (sp?) platter pickled eggs YEAH BABY!!! pickled grapes nice....everything on that plate was amazing...steamed clams with chorizo in the sauce....whoa....yummy...the Pork Belly was the most amazing delightful bad thing to eat...I need another please....and even the Friday Fish Fry was good...but the dipping sauce e they brought with it made it taste completely amazing....service... well Christina was awesome....I mentioned the Cole slaw was bland but only in contrast to everything else...she had the chef spice it up for me.......great service....

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An example of an positive review: Simply awesome!

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An example of an negative review: No drink menu, very small and weak selection of beers, very bland food. The focaccias are dry and come in a stale tortilla. The burgers are unseasoned and bland, it's like chewing meat your 6 year old made. Onion rings and French fries are soggy. The only redeeming factor is their wings, and those are pretty expensive at $1 a piece.