TASK DEFINITION: You are given a review about a place. You need to provide a rating from "1 star" to "5 stars" for this place.
PROBLEM: I was disappointed after dining here for a Sunday happy hour. The bar area was crowded and loud so my party decided to try to sit at a table on the patio. The outside table had not been wiped down thoroughly and there were a few flies swarming around so we decided to wait for a table to open up in the bar/lounge area so that we could order from the happy hour menu.

We ordered the calamari, which was probably the best item we tried but was not that impressive compared to many others in the area. We also ordered the cheeseburger sliders which were too pink, and the fiery shrimp and crab crunch rolls which were just ok but nothing special.

Our food was delivered before we received plates, so we had to get up and ask the bartender to provide some for us. And our server, who was rushing around did not return to ask how our food turned out or if we would like to order anything else.

I don't plan on returning here.

SOLUTION: 2 stars

PROBLEM: If I could give this place negative stars, I would. DO NOT GO HERE, by any means. I was visiting Arizona from NYC and had YELP'd this place and I saw decent reviews. I came in and explained to the barber (should've gotten his name, but I was so pissed that I forgot) exactly how I wanted my hair cut. I said multiple times, "Not too high." As he started cutting my hair, I felt it go higher and higher, and whenever I would turn around to look at my hair, he would say, "Would you just let me finish?" Who the hell says that? This is not a blind makeover show that you can just do whatever the hell you want. I could feel him get more irritated. But this is my hair, so I told him again, "This is way too high, don't go any more higher." And what does he do, he completely shaves a little less than half of my hair off. A part of me thinks that he already knew I wouldn't like it and would never come back, so he decided to just make it as bad as he could to piss me off. I don't know. I was so upset and he could tell. And then he goes, "Well you don't gotta give me nothing." Damn, right, I ain't giving you jack. If anything, you guys need to give me money for walking around looking like half a chia-pet and Mr. Clean gone wrong.

I came home and was extremely unhappy and everyone who has seen me says that it looks like he was just doing an experiment on me. Again, I warn you. AVOID THIS PLACE BY ALL MEANS!

SOLUTION: 1 star

PROBLEM: Our first visit since they opened was extremely disappointing. Friends and relatives whom were with us had told us how great it was when they first opened. However, the service was extremely slow and the food was average and overpriced. We had checked their menu online but the seafood platter listed was no longer available and hadn't been for a long time according to the server. Website needs updating. Will cross this restaurant off our list and we dine out at least 5 times a week.

SOLUTION:
2 stars