Q: Are the headquarters of All Nippon Airways near a beach?
A: The headquarters of All Nippon Airways are located in Shiodome City Center in the Shiodome area of the Minato ward of Tokyo. Tokyo is a metropolitan area. A beach is a landform alongside a body of water. Metropolitan areas typically do not have bodies of water in the surrounding area.
The answer is no.

Q: Would a veteran of the Phillippine-American War come home craving SPAM?
A: War veterans are often used to the rations they eat during war and crave similar items at home. The Philippine-American war took place before World War II, in 1899. Soldiers in World War II were given SPAM in their rations. SPAM was released in 1937.
The answer is no.

Q: Have jokes killed more people than rats in history?
A: Greek philosopher Chrysippus was said to have died from laughter after seeing a donkey eating figs. There are only a handful of deaths attributed to jokes throughout history including King Martin of Aragon. There are an average of 30 deaths by rat attacks every century. The plague which is sometimes associated with diseased rats killed millions of people.
The answer is no.

Q: Can you measure a Caracal with a protractor?
A:
A caracal is a small wild cat. Cats and other animals are measured in terms of properties like length, width, and weight. Protractors measure angles.
The answer is no.