I have decided that if Mike ever leaves me , it might be due to my lack of underarm skin care . REALLY ? Do we not have lots of other things to worry about besides how great our pits look ? Are we really supposed to show them to people ?

A: Why am I not concerned about my armpits ?

About five minutes ago , the weather outside was in full thunderstorm mode . Trees in my backyard were nearly horizontal , fallen still - green leaves were swirling in the air , the sky had become this creepy charcoal color , rain was pouring in through open windows and thunder was shaking the foundation of my house- literally . ( There was no lightning , however , and that was a welcome relief . )

A: What is causing the narrator some stress ?

after my att 2 year contract is up i want to upgrade . i want the pantech duo and it is 79 dollars as the 2 year contract price . when my 2 year contract is up can i get the phone for 79 dollars or the 300 dollar price tag . if i buy the phone before my contract is up it is 300 - 400 dollars but when my contract ends do i get the advertised price of 79 dollars for the next 2 year contract .

A: Why does the narrator have to wait for an upgrade ?

ONLY ONE DAY ! ! argh ! ! 2 days later i asked again " hi xxx , actually what is the reason why you do nt approve my leave ? " and guess what he said . he said " hmmm , dunno .

A:
How did I react to his response ?