Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer: It absolutely blows my mind how anyone could give this place more than 2 stars. Off the strip, across from the hard rock hotel. You can tell what someone wanted this place to be at one point in time. The lobby is nice, but thats the only part of the hotel that seems to be maintained. There is a bar in the lobby with fairly pleasant bartenders but VERY expensive drinks ($44 for 4 drinks). There is a restaurant inside the hotel but it closes at 1 PM for some reason. Checking in was a little difficult as the person working at the desk seemed to not have a clue what was going on. They gave us the wrong room, and we were supposed to get a bottle of champagne with the room that we had to go back and ask for. Not to mention a $50 PER DAY deposit that they require at check in, they didnt tell us, I had to go ask why there was an extraa $100 charged to my card. The majority of things they advertise that they do/have they absolutely do not. There is no doorman, so in order to get a taxi you have to go to the hotel across the street which kinda sucks. Also, it is advertised that there is pool drink service which there is most certainly not. The pool is nice, but just like everything else outside of the lobby, it doesnt seem very well maintained. Needed a serious cleaning. There are cabanas but not a lot of rhyme or reason with them. Tv's in some of them but they are all covered up. The rooms..... dirty, dark, not maintained. The room was dirty, not sure if has been vacuumed for a while, drapes are hanging broken, shower and in room tub both filthy. There is a desk in the room but no chair. A couch that is dirty and has marks from someone leaving an iron on it. The first 2 electrical outlets I tried to plug my phone into were broken. The latch on the interior door lock was broken. There were magazines left in the room with gum stuck to the cover. Marks and dings all over the walls and ceilings. It takes an obscene amoint of time to begin getting hot water in the bathroom, have never experienced that in a hotel before. No matter how good the deal may have been here, its not worth it and ill never stay here again.

Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer: I've been here twice and let me say this place never disappoints. The atmosphere is warm and inviting. My guests and I always order the tasting menu. You better come here hungry because the food is presented family style. The selection amount of meats, appetizers, and sides with dessert is off the charts. You cant go wrong with anything you select here. Every dish tasted amazing and well prepared. What really stood out for me was the mushrooms, candied carrots and banana pie but also the delicious cuts of meat. I recommend this place to anyone who is interested in some outstanding food.

Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer:
We loved it! Rita did a great show and we couldn't have laughed more! I had a interesting party with me, my 11 year old step daughter who has never watched a comedy show and my mother in law that lost her husband less than a month earlier. I was so happy to see both of them laugh so hard and for my mother in law, it was the best seeing her smile and laugh again. Rita was charming and came across like the kind of gal you'd love to have over to the house and we didn't have to worry about the foul language and inappropriate material for my step daughter - with the exception of the one time "A-hole" which had us all in stitches. Very relatable material - we LOVED it.