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Output: I can't comment on the laundromat side of things since I've never used them, but as far as a cafe goes, I really enjoy coming by this place. The food is good, and I've actually had some nice conversations with the staff, never felt cold. They recently started doing pizzas which are pretty delicious (choose your own toppings, cheeze, and meat) and I love the woody environment and terrace. Only knock I have is that service can be very slow when busy, they seem a little understaffed at times.

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Output: I was staying at the Rio and decided to try this for dinner one night and also for lunch one day. Both times it seemed like no one was actually working at the front door, and there were long lines, even though there were open tables inside. The first night for dinner I ordered their "famous" buffalo wings - and was informed they were out. WOW. really? So instead I order chicken fingers and asked for a side of their hottest sauce. Food finally came out (took awhile) and yet no sauce. So I ask again, and they bring me just regular buffalo sauce. The next day when I went for lunch I ordered a wrap and asked again for a side of their hottest sauce, "Nuclear". My meal came and still no sauce. I asked the guy who brought out my meal for the side again and he never returned. Guess they never wanted me to try it. The place really didn't seem to have their crap together. No one really seemed to know what they were doing and the service was slow and the food wasn't worth their prices. and they had no Guinness the night I was there... an Irish bar without Guinness? Do I need to say more?

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Output: DO NOT BOOK THROUGH LUXURY SUITES INTERNATIONAL. This is my first Yelp review because I was sorely frustrated by my recent experience with LSI at the Signature. The Signature property itself is great. I would want to stay there again, but next time I will be going directly through MGM Resorts. I STRONGLY ADVISE that anyone else interested in staying at the property does the same. The suites owned by LSI are not serviced by the MGM property management and have a completely separate staff for all guest relations and housekeeping. As a direct result of my experience, I will never book through LSI again. I will also be making a conscious effort to ensure that my friends and family never make the same mistake as my fiance and I did. My fiance and I had the do not disturb light turned on for our suite, so it was understandable when housekeeping bypassed our room in the AM. We attempted to call LSI housekeeping around 11AM to request turndown service while we would be away from our room. The phone line was busy for 10min, when we finally got through, we only got an answering machine. We left a message, our room info, and requested a call back on our cell to confirm they received the message. When we heard nothing by 1PM we called again, but the phone line was still busy and we couldn't get through. When we returned to our room at 3PM, the room still had not been serviced. I promptly called LSI housekeeping again and requested maid services. When I asked when we could expect someone to come, they replied that they didn't know and couldn't give me a time frame. I knew housekeeping hours ended by 4:30, so when we STILL didn't have anyone arrive at our room by then, my fiance called housekeeping AGAIN. When he asked about if we were going to receive service, they kurtly replied that the housekeeping could get to us when they could. We left our room again and returned at 9:30 PM that evening. Low and behold, housekeeping still did not come. I was furious and called into the LSI hotels services. Since it was 9:30 there was no one in office to take my call. I left a message, clearly upset about the lack of consideration and hospitality, and asked they return my call. SURPRISE, SUPRISE, NO ONE EVER CALLED. For something as simple as housekeeping, the LSI Property management clearly couldn't even handle that... I would hate to see how they handle any other situations that would require more immediate attention- just terrible service. The overall property run by the MGM was great, but the service from LSI was worse than a low budget motel. At least a motel will provide you with towels in a timely manner.

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Seriously.? 4/5 stars. Everything tasted as though from the frozen section of a grocery store. Soup was canned soup. Pizza was horrible. The wings were good though. Definitely not coming back.