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Output: My wife and I have been in at least 3 time and each time we spend way more than we originally wanted to. This is a testament to the quality of both the clothes and the service we receive. We went in this past Monday night to get me a new suit since I have recently lost about 35lb's and they were having their Buy One Get One sale. We were helped by Nathan D. The store was busy but Nathan did a great job of juggling us and two or three other customers. Ended up leaving having purchased 2 suits, 2 suit coats, 2 pairs of jeans, 2 dress shirts, 2 belts and 2 packs of dress socks. When we got home we realized that the 2 sport coats weren't rung up "Buy One Get One". I called the next day and spoke to Trevor who turned out to be the store manager. He took a look at the receipt on the computer and immediately refunded the money for one of the sport coats and thanked me for doing business with them. This store is clearly being lead by managers that understand customer services and it is a pleasure to shop, and spend way too much money, there.

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Output: I'm very surprised that the rating of this place is as high as it is. Maybe this place was nice a few years ago, but now it is terrible. The server seems to be annoyed that he had to be there. The host was not much better. The food was horrible and bland. Nothing was even close to being good. They have ties hanging on the ceiling and walls that are covered in dust and I'm surprised they have not been shut down. We had to go to another place for dinner after.

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Output: I can vouch for some one else's comment about hygiene as our server spent most of her time playing with her hair, running her hands through it etc before handing us our plates....not really what I would expect in any restaurant to be honest. There is absolutely no organisation to the queue to be seated so there were people stood everywhere and you didn't know who was waiting to be seated or even seen to. We were told there would be a 2 minute wait despite the fact there were loads of empty tables and servers stood around doing nothing. The food tool ages to arrive and once it did it was cold, our server didn't even bother to come back and check if our food was OK! My husband ordered the Parmesan truffle fries and it was like eating a bucket of salt. We ordered a chocolate and caramel milkshake for dessert, the milkshake part was nice but the caramel on top was tasteless. All in all I wouldn't bother eating here again. Burger probably would have been nice if it was actually hot but the rest of the food and service was utter tosh.

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Three of us arrived on a Sunday for breakfast and there was no one to take your name or create a list of who had arrived first, which caused some chaos. There were two groups in front of us who were doing some minor squabbling with each other over who should get the next available table. I walked in to the main counter, and a waiter approached me. He told me it would 10-15 mins for my party of three. I went back to the patio and waited in line. A man and his parents arrived after us, asked me where they should put their name down, and I told him to just inform a waiter you're here. After about 20 minutes (and now that we're next in line) a table opened up and the man with his parents just walked over and sat down. I followed, told him we were next in line and he just responded, "There is no 'real' line." That guy was clearly a schmuck, but the reason it happened was Vincent Market Bistro had no system to create a list for who should be seated in order of arrival. Considering that even the IHOP has mastered this concept, one would hope Vincent can get a grip on it going forward. To be fair, the manger came over later and apologized and gave us a mountain of free deserts. But, he had no real response as to why there isn't a host or hostess to keep people happy. The croissants are amazing, the ham and Gruyere omelette was average, and the service was decent (once we were seated, which we did ourselves since no one offered to seat us at anytime.) Kinda crazy, but for the hassle involved, I'd rather just go to Snooze down the street. It's an hour wait there, but at least they have a hostess.