[Q]: Objective: To attach a paper template to a block of wood, you can
[A]: Use a glue stick to hold it in place

[Q]: Objective: To make a room without windows feel like it has windows in it,
[A]: install windows on the wall with lights hidden behind them.

[Q]: Objective: Prevent tall boots from falling over.
[A]: Stuff boots with pool noodles.

[Q]: Objective: What can I to close my homemade tea bag
[A]:
You can use a staple to close the bag