Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer: I really liked the ambiance at this place, it has a slight gothic feel with dim lighting and velvet curtains. The music wasn't too loud so it was easy to have good conversation with our whole group. The classic cocktails were interesting, but a bit pricey for a "locals" bar. The Carpaccio was good and had a decent portion size. The gnocchi was awesome, perfectly cooked with a hearty and flavorful sauce. The Flatbread was very flavorful and was a decent size. I wouldn't order the calamari again, as it was a bit too chewy and there wasn't much flavor. Over-all, this place has a low-key vibe and is a chill place to lounge, eat, and drink. Don't expect a high energy party bar or dancing.

Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer: I went to Les 400 Coups for a gorgeously relaxing dinner during incredibly hectic Christmas time. Being wrapped up in all the shopping and celebration, I didn't have time to write a review. Time took its toll and now, almost two months later, I have to admit that I forgot many of the dishes' details. But hey, this restaurant definitely deserves a post, so here's an overview of the 400 Coups tasting menu and my dining experience. And anyways, did you reeeeally want to read a ridiculously long post describing the particulars of 7 dishes, one by one? Exactly, so you're welcome. For $65, the tasting menu is totally worth it. From the amuse-bouches to the starters to the mains to the desserts, everything was all delicious. For sure, this is one of Montreal's best new restaurants. The dishes are not exceedingly experimental but deliver interesting and delectable mixes of flavours, with each ingredient prepared and cooked to perfection. Actually, the only dish that didn't have me raving was the scallop plate - the scallops were slightly undercooked. Even the desserts were out of this world, quite literally. Have you ever tasted a pannacotta made with mushrooms that grow on maple tree bark and gain a syrupy flavour from the sap? Or a dessert made of litchi granita, thick and creamy white chocolate yogurt, grapefruit in Campari and hibiscus flowers? Floral, light, creamy, slightly bitter and refreshing, it was the most delicious dessert I've ever had. In the world. Ever. Les 400 Coups is a serious restaurant for mature diners - waiters know their menus and wines and provide phenomenal service, the decor is impressive without pulling the typical "rustic-chic-with-a-chalkboard" bit, and the room is modern with tall ceilings. The atmosphere is relatively quiet and allows for comfortable conversation. Actually, it's a little too quiet and "well-behaved" for my taste - the music was low and the lights could be dimmed just a little bit more to induce an atmosphere that encourages nighttime hedonism. But really, that's just nit-picking. This is a foodie must-try. Food 9.5/10, Atmosphere (ifyouwantachillsetting)9/10, Pretty people (older crowd) 8/10, Music 7/10, Service 9.5/10. Pictures: http://belledenuitmontreal.com/posts/les-400-coups/

Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer:
In this economy, I've grown to be a fan of never paying full price. Hence my visits to Arizona Mills. I made the mistake long ago of exploring the whole outlet mall, and it made me feel gross. The crowds, the stores......ick. But I did find a diamond in the rough. I'm in love with Saks Off Fifth. It's the best outlet store EVER! Never buy a full price pair of True Religion, Seven for All Mankind or Joe's Jeans ever again (and they have a couple other brands but those are my fav) - go here and get them for right around $100.00!! They also have a good selection of dresses, tops, and casual stuff like Juicy Couture as well as designer shoes and sunglasses. Now I'm the type of person that absolutely hates digging through racks of clothing at Marshall's or even Nordstrom Rack, and it is nothing like that here. The jeans are folded neatly by brand, and everything is well organized and clean. Even the dressing rooms! There's a great selection of designer men's clothing as well. Also, get on their mailing list because I frequently get an extra 20% off purchases.