Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer: I have never been so insulted as a patient. I spent around a hour in the waiting room. ...I was with two different employees for a total of less than 10 minutes. I did see a stethoscope.... The bill for services was $255....you've got to be kidding. ...that's criminal. ...

Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer: I am confused about all the hype. I ordered a large pepperoni pizza (which was on special for 11.99) and 20 wings. My order came out to $34.00. Holy shit! $1.10 per wing? Are you serious? "Better be some damn good wings", I thought to myself.. Homie on the phone said my delivery would take 30-45 minutes. Ya.. No. Add an hour to that. Pizza and wings finally arrived, and I was fucking starving.. Honestly.. the pizza was bad. I want chewy crust, flavorful sauce, and stretchy cheese. Pizza Heaven offers none of these mandatory pizza components.. The wings were soggy on the outside, and over cooked on the inside. The meat was tough, and stringy. What a waste of time, and money. Don't be fooled by some of the reviews on here.. What I experienced was nothing short of Pizza Hell-

Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer:
Elvis is my platonic lover, so I was mesmerized by the live music, dancing, singing, costumes, and acrobats. This was not my first Cirque show, so I agree that it didn't have the nonstop acrobatic routine like other shows. However, the fantastic music and dance made up for it. From the moment I stepped into the theater, I stepped back in time. Raised by an Elvis loving grandmother, I felt like this was my opportunity to live the Elvis Vegas experience. The beginning gave me the chills and made me teary eyed because it was like I was one of the crazy fans cheering, "Elvis!Elvis! Elvis!" right before the curtains opened at a concert and Elvis rocked the stage. If you aren't an Elvis fan or a fan of rock and roll, you probably will not have the same rockin' experience. Fortunately, my seats were next to two older gentlemen (late 60's). They shared all their fond memories of Elvis and danced the night away. It was such a memorable Elvis and Vegas experience. The bar outside the theater has large delicious drinks. I had the tasty and strong "Viva Elvis."