Question:
George Carlin was my inspiration to go into Stand Up and Improv . I never liked the " saying funny things " kind of stand up ( one liners , etc ) . But then I heard George Carlin --- who did n't say funny things , but * said things funny*.

What type of comedy does the narrator like ?
Answer:
The narrator likes dark comedy .

Question:
Salesforce.com recently reported second - quarter net income of $ 10 million , or 8 cents a share , in line with the mean 8-cent estimate of analysts polled by Thomson Reuters . During the year earlier , earnings were $ 3.74 million , or 3 cents a share . The latest results include about $ 19 million in stock - based compensation and $ 1.3 million in amortization of purchased intangibles related to previously announced acquisitions .

What may be the reason for the hike in profit ?
Answer:
They are getting more business .

Question:
I play this interesting imaginary character of a woman who guides him through his turmoil . Bipasha is frank enough to admit that she could identify a lot with the character of Radhika which she had essayed in Bachna Ae Haseena , because Radhika is a contemporary young independent young woman like Bipasha is . Your first love can end in marriage if you are lucky . Also you can fall in love any number of times till you end up meeting your ideal soul mate . It is all a question of your luck . Bipasha does not mind admitting that love is her top priority in life even though she is a career woman .

Why might love be Bipasha 's top priority in life ?
Answer:
She is a romantic at heart and wants to settle down

Question:
Quite a bit has happened in the past two weeks . I finally got a rice maker so making rice is n't as much of a chore ( and neither is making some broccoli ) . I now have a bento kit and some pancake rings so I can make okonomiyaki . So I ' ve been scaring co - workers with stuff I ' ve been bringing to work .

Which is true of the narrator ?
Answer:
They bring food they make at home to lunch .