input: Write a negative yelp review.
output: Don't get a car wash from the pump unless u plan on going inside to get a receipt u can actually read(and its all the pumps not just one). Also be ready for attitude from Lori when she has to stop talking to "regulars" to do her job.
input: Write a negative yelp review.
output: A haiku for the buffet inside this smoke-infested retirement home disguised as a casino littered with gambling addicts: Save yourself the time Explosive Diarrhea Combined with mudd-butt
input: Write a negative yelp review.
output:
I never complain and this is the first reveiw I have ever written, but felt I needed to on this place. Dont waste your time or money. The food was terrible. I ordered the shrimp burrito. The shrimp were small salad shrimps very few in the burrito and the filling was cabbage. Very expensive for a cabbage burrito. My friends ordered street tacos and enchiladas. All very expensive for what they got. Margarita's were $10.00. and very weak. seems like we paid $10.00 for margarita mix. Lolitas seems mixed on what they are trying to do. Mexican food/club. Very strange mix. We listened to house music while eating our dinner at 6p.m. I was waiting for the waitress to offer us bottle service. The best part of the experience was the very friendly and nice waitress we had. Service was good also. I would not recommend this place. I do not mind paying for a good meal, but this place surely did not produce a good meal for the price.