Problem: Write a positive (OPTIONS:
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A: Lindo Michoacan, I know you well. According to the Yelp app I have 41 visits (sometimes I forget to check in so it's about triple that number) and I am the Duke of this place. While I've visited you for dinner, lunch is what keeps me coming back. First it was a cheese enchilada and beef taco lunch special, but that was all forgotten about when I discovered for $1 more I could get fish tacos. And I could get them grilled to boot! Your lunch special with tip and all isn't exactly a low-buck lunch, but when I'm really hungry and I want to get in, get out, and get on with tending to the daily zoo I call work, you pretty much take care of me. Parking: If it's busy parking can suck. It's tight and people are in a carb induced or tequila induced haze when leaving and it makes driving through their parking lot quite interesting. And getting back on to Desert Inn can be a pain. Service: If you get someone like Ismael at your table you're golden. But some of the servers have issues. I don't ask for much. Just bring me iced tea, and refill my salsa. Do that, my tip is 25%. Don't do it and you get snarky tips on Yelp complaining about the service. But for all my gripes my 41 check ins and Duke status speak volumes. Lindo is just good food. Consistently good food. Also if you or someone with you has a birthday make sure and tell the staff. You'll get the whole staff singing to you and a tequila shot! 4 Strong Stars.
Q: positive

A: The food, decor and the service were absolutely great! Their bread cart and the sweet treat cart were great additions to an amazing experience. I didn't try the 16 course because I didn't want to miss out on the carts. The langoustine ravioli and the caviar were the my two most favorite dishes. And if you are a foi gras fan, you must try theirs!
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer: Let me be the first to say that this place has unappetizing food. The pizza slices I've had from here (tried on 3 separate occasions before I decided to write this review) were terrible. The crust was soft soggy because of the grease, the pepperoni and sausage slices were unsavory, and the breadsticks I had were under seasoned. Overall, it's cheap and fast and that's a big draw for most people, but why would I eat here when I would rather go to the McDonald's on Mills and Regent or any other place that doesn't have grease as a main ingredient for their pizza slices. I'll pass.
Input: OPTIONS:
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Generate a negative review for a place
Output: So. Not. Happy. My daughter got her braces off in 2009. At that time they put in a "permanent" retainer. That retainer is now loose. She went into the office to have it re-cemented. They told her it was fine and charged her a $50 office visit. The "permanent" retainer is STILL loose. They never fixed it. Now they are telling her that it's another $50 office fee AND $200 for a new "permanent" retainer. I'm sorry, but to me permanent means just that and telling me and my daughter that biting into something "wrong" like a crunchy taco can break the retainer. Um...no. That to me means that it wasn't put in correctly to begin with. Orthodontia is expensive enough. But to have to pay and repay for something that is supposed to have a lifetime in the mouth is not acceptable. All she wanted was for it to be re cemented. I truly felt like the office was trying to cover their ass. Not a happy former patient.
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output: We had to try this place out because one of our favorite Vietnamese restaurant closed early on Sunday so we had to try this place. We ordered the Pho soups, and we were hoping it would be the same as we were used to; boy oh boy we were wrong. Their Pho soup is not good at all. I had the Chicken Pho soup and it was terrible. My wife ordered the Veggie and Tofu Pho soup and she didn't like it either. We also ordered the veggie spring rolls. Both were "broken" when got home; they weren't tightly wrapped. We didn't finish our soup nor the rolls, and we can say it was a waste of $20. Definitely NOT coming back to Viet Kitchen.
Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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I can't say for 100% fact, but I'm pretty sure this place screwed me over. I went in to get an oil change, and the man told me I was completely out of oil and my engine needed to be flushed with their special flushing-liquid. I agreed, since I knew I was probably low (but definitely not empty!) and paid for the $200+ service. I just got my oil changed today, 6 months later, at a different body shop, who told me (and showed me) that my filters hadn't been changed in a year. Also, whatever engine flush they did, didn't do anything as my engine was disgusting. I feel like I was taken advantage of at this Jiffy Lube because I'm a young female. I won't be taking my service here ever again.