Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: I can't believe other reviewers went to the same place. I went for burger night, singles $2.50, doubles $4.25. Cheese and fries are extra. First, the burger was cooked cracker-crisp. I've never had a burger make me thirsty before. Secondly, they allow smoking, so the stench affects your sense of taste, too. Thirdly, instead of music on the speakers and sports on the tv, they were playing some super - annoying reality TV show, where the only thing you could really hear was that every other word was bleeped out. The bar stools were the most uncomfortable I've ever sat in, but they looked better than the chairs on the floor, which could not have been cheaper. The chairs are an exception, though. The rest of the place looks good, when you can see through the smoke. Exposed pipes, brick walls, and tin ceilings, it really is attractive. The bar, itself, is very nice, highly lacquered wood on a top that feels good under your elbows, and they keep it clean, which is nice. Also on the positive side, the waitress was good, effective, though not overly friendly. There is a pretty nice, varied selection of beers on tap, and the waitress had a printed beer menu that described each selection in detail. Maybe it deserves better than one star. The smoke is a personal preference, but I didn't know you could smoke in any restaurant anymore. I just can't get past how terrible the burger was, though.
Q: positive

A: Well, when your expectations are about as low as they can be, it's easy to be pleasantly surprised. The other Two Hippies on 7th Ave in Melrose Plaza left such a bad taste that I couldn't bring myself to try this one. But eventually my longing to be on a beach in Mexico tempered with a bad economy drove me to try. It was good. Quite fun ambiance. I was glad I didn't go during a peak time because where you order is claustrophobic. But 3 tacos for $5 filled to the brim AND vegetarian options made it worth it. The biggest surprise was the free refill on the yummy fruit lemonades. $16 for 6 tacos, two lemonades (and refill), chips and salsa was a scream. As hungry as I was I couldn't finish all 3 tacos. Good stuff. The boys working were delightful!
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer: Not bad. We moved to AZ from Bangkok and my wife is Thai and a superb cook to boot, so we're kind of a tough crowd as far as Thai food goes. Most of the Thai food we've had in Arizona has been absolutely dreadful. This wasn't that bad, but it's not all that special either. When we saw the Yelp! reviews of this new restaurant we were anxious to check it out. Lao food is also the food of Issan, as northeastern Thailand is called (where the people are mostly ethnically Lao or Khmer). Anyway, Lao/Issan food is kind of like the soul food of Thailand - down home, earthy, super spicy and very delicious. Also very hard to find anywhere in the States outside of L.A. or Vegas. We scanned the menu for a long time searching for the Lao/Issan component but that did not appear to exist. We asked the waitress - who couldn't speak Thai by the way - where the Lao food was and she said it was "all mixed in." Uhmmm... okie dokie. Basically, it's all 100% Thai food. (As was every single other thing in the restaurant). Not that there's anything wrong with that, but we were kind of geared up for some nice spicy Lao food. That wasn't going to happen. The menu is a pretty standard Thai-American menu. Sadly, there wasn't even one of the classic Lao/Issan dishes. Just the usual stuff. We opted for the Drunken Noodles (Pad Kee Mao) and Yam Woon Sen, both traditional Thai dishes. Both were okay, by American standards, not particularly spicy, even though we had ordered them that way. Neither dish had fresh chilis. The Yam Woon Sen was more of a laab with woon sen noodles but it was alright. The Drunken noodles were okay. Again, not nearly as spicy as they should be. That little four-jar condiment tray isn't some Lao-Thai innovation, that's a "kreung prung," a standard Thai noodle shop item that's found on every table in Thailand. It's supposed to supplement the fresh chilis in a dish, not supplant them. The dishes need to have fresh chilis cooked in them as well, not just crushed dried chilis added on top. The real problem is that honest-to-goodness Thai food just isn't acceptable to Americans - too salty, too sour, too fishy, too spicy - so it can only survive in communities like LA or Vegas where there is enough of a Thai population to support it with exclusively Thai patrons. Anyway, big portions, although a tad expensive with virtually everything on the menu over $10. If you're hungry and in the neighborhood it's okay, but I wouldn't make a special trip. If you really want to have traditional Thai food, your best bet is to get invited to one of the Thai temples on a festival day, when all the older Thai women bring home-cooked food.
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Generate a positive review for a place
Output: We just visited Tutto's this past Labor Day on Monday. We had 8 people in our dinner party. Upon entering we came into a smaller but cozy bar area, some stools and some booths facing State Street. Everything was full, that's a good sign. We were soon seated upstairs. Our table of eight had a nice view overlooking the sidewalks of State Street. Since we were their for lunch we mostly took advantage of the lunch specials. The basket of warm bread and dipping oil is wonderful. Careful not to eat too much! All the food was wonderful and plenty of it. Enough to take home for another meal. Service was good (however one side salad was missed) and the price point was very good off the lunch special menu.
Problem: Write a positive (OPTIONS:
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A:
Best Sangria I have ever had. Nice change from ordinary Las Vegas chain restaurants.