( Just for the record , I have had a crush on Matt since the 7th grade . Unfortunately for me , his partner , Andy , won his heart . So , instead we sat on a ship to the Bahamas together last weekend and evaluated the hot guys .
Answer the following question: What would Matt and the author be doing if it were n't for Andy ?

They would be making out .

So , my dinner went very well . I was joined by approximately a dozen friends at Outback Steak House ( since I so rarely go there ) and a fun time was had . One of the gifts that Mike got me was an electronic Indiana Jones whip that makes the whipping noise and plays the theme song . I brought that in to work and it was much better received than I expected , especially by the guys who have lightsabres in their cubes .
Answer the following question: What was the reason I was getting gifts at Out back ?

I was celebrating my Birthday .

I am ashamed to say that one bag was missing and two bags were opened illegally . The bag arrived on the next flight from Chicago . The thought of some worker in either Chicago or Indianapolis looking through my personal luggage is unbelievable . But I think it happened in Chicago at the international terminal of American Airlines .
Answer the following question: What about the thought of a worker looking through their bag upsets the speaker so much ?

This is their private bag , and no one else has the right to search through it

Ugh . I seem to have picked up a really bad cold on holiday , probably from my brother - in - law . I felt really feverish yesterday and just managed to do my morning and evening stretches . This morning , I made it about two - thirds of the way through the morning stretches before I had to stop because I felt dizzy .
Answer the following question: Why did they feel dizzy ?
Because they are sick .