A whole day to write ( and do laundry . ) September is Ahhhhh month . Update on the ' poison ivy . ' Yeah -- not poison ivy . As it happens , my seasonal allergies that are running amuck this year got under my skin .

A: Was your skin very itchy ?

They have a wall that lights up and changes color . It runs down the length of the restaurant and can really change the atmosphere . Before passing out in bed last night I took some Mucinex D for my cold / allergy symptoms . It helped a lot !

A: What most likely " helped a lot " ?

Yesterday , I had my hair highlighted and I went to the tanning bed . Today , a magical guitar playing babysitter drove up in my driveway on his motorcycle and gave me the freedom to get out of my house and go see the new Batman movie with Jeremy . When I got home from the movie he had cookies baked . Tonight , Jeremy gave the kids a bath while I sat and ate cookies .

A: What may have been my evening had the babysitter not shown up ?

In a fair fight with a fifty year old overweight and sedentary pervert , I probably could look after myself . The point , though , is that I do n't want to have to . I do n't imagine that fighting for your life is any fun . And I certainly do n't ever want to have to call my sensei and tell him that I ' ve been in a fight .

A:
What may be the reason for them not wanting to call their sensei about a fight ?