IN: So that takes care of our volunteer thing for October . So now you should pick something for September . We had pasta for dinner and watched Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert . Then we played a good game of Rise of Nations .
What may be the reason for planning for October without having plans for September ?

OUT: Because they were presented with an opportunity for October .

IN: on friday the lady who is sorting out my volunteering at the girl guides will have all the details for me ... they hold the guides at the place where i used to go to brownies ... ! jill the district something or other ( this is pure laziness because it says what she does in the email she just sent me ! ) asked who my brown owl was ! as if i 'd remember that !
Why does n't the speaker remember who her brown owl was , and find the notion that she would ridiculous ?

OUT: She chose her brown owl decades ago , and there is no possible way she could remember this

IN: The risk of damage to that urn is far higher than my need to take it . Jordan is with me , surrounding me . When I think of her , she is with me . When I cry for her she is with me .
What is the purpose or use of the urn ?

OUT:
The urn contains the ashes of deceased Jordan .