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Output: This deli/cafe rocks! I had the chicken noodle soup and the Southwest Sizzler, and I thoroughly enjoyed both. There are vegetarian options on the menu. The ingredients used are top notch.

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Output: I was excited to review this place because of the polar opposite reviews I had read and how old and famous the place is! I went with a big group, so I had the chance to see many menu items plated and try more than one dish. Ambience: Very kitschy and dark, lots of old photos and vintage cans, signs & baskets. Equal parts fun and tacky. Drinks: Free bottomless house wine. Not a drinker, but apparently its passable but no memorable. Service: not friendly, just efficient. Not super helpful either. Salad: (included with the meal) 2 stars, boring, lightly vinaigretted greens with a chunk of cheese and a slice of pastrami. Garlic Bread: (included) Superb, 4 stars. Warm, fresh, crispy and soft. Chicken Alfredo (entree): 3 stars. The sauce was fine, the grilled chicken was good. Filet Mignon: (entree) 1 star. I eat steak all the time, this was awful: tasteless, under cooked, & dry. It's hard to mess up a piece of meat but Battistas has done it. Almost identical to the memorable time I ordered steak at an Applebee's in 2006. That bad. Manicotti: (entree) 2 stars, the cheese was fine, but not much taste, and the sauce was pretty boring, kinda sweet. Just bland overall. Cappuccino: (included) was really just hot chocolate with whipped cream. Good, but not what you expect. Spumoni Dessert: 3 stars, it was tasty layered ice cream. Can't mess it up, delicious and recommended. Tiramisu: overstrong flavor, but it looks pretty. I can't rate it with justice because I don't like tiramisu. Most at the table did not eat much of it.

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Output: I went in for HID headlights and was a horrible experience. They told me to come in the next day but never mentioned they closed early, so once I arrived they told me to come back next week because they were closed. They didn't care about any of the customers that came in. Made it awkward for the guest inside, on top of the price for the lights which was way cheaper in other places plus better service. Overall I highly recommend you don't waste your time or money on this place it's not worth the price and especially not the service .

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Oh the Coach house! We've been here before but never during the holidays. Every year they win some kind of title for most gawdy light display, and if you drive past it you'll see why. It looks like the Griswald's house! However nothing had prepared me for the inside and all it's magical holiday spendor. Every inch of the place.....every wall, ceiling beam, corner, was decorated with holiday paper, tinsel, and lights. It was impressive. We went on a Friday night and it was packed with people!!! Their inside bar is a little small but the good thing is they have an outside patio area as well. This bar is a fun Scottsdale staple to check out anytime, but definitely during the holiday season if you want a hefty dose of Christmas cheer.