Question:
It's a good town for walking the narrow streets, or for taking a boat cruise on the river Ill, which divides into two branches to loop the historic center.

Does it follow that "The river Ill divides into three branches here."?
Answer:
no

Question:
Or as an enlightened Neanderthal, profitably pretending to evolve?

Does it follow that "The fake evolution of this Neanderthal was done for self-serving motives."?
Answer:
yes

Question:
Yes, the two sides were killing each other- but there was no way for me to get out of the way.

Does it follow that "I was stuck between two groups killing each other."?
Answer:
yes

Question:
yes she does that but she yeah um-hum when she wants to of course um-hum um-hum um-hum that's right yeah she does that that's true that's true

Does it follow that "You are right about what she does."?
Answer:
yes