Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer: For one thing when you ask for medium rear it should not be medium well and the shoe string fries tasted like crap the service was not great it is the worst 120 I spent for two never again

Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer: Cheap and delicious! I eat here about once a week because it fills me up for cheap price and the people who work there are really fun. it's like a subway sandwich restaurant for Mexican food. I love the burrito w/ Cheese, Beans & rice w/ sour cream, less than $5 and best in town for that price

Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer:
"Ok, ok, yah, darling. Yah, we're going to Zara's later for cocktails yah?" "Oh my God did you see Tarquin's new car yah?" "I hate poor people." Just a few snippets of conversation you might expect to hear in this shop (OK, I admit it, I made them up, but I feel like they're fairly realistic representations). Yeah, it's one of those shops. Like Jack Wills (same people innit?) but more expensive and even more bland. I mean those clothes are so dull. It's like watching Hatlepool vs. Darlington on a dreary, wet, north eastern winter day. The kind of day where you forget why you even went to the football - you don't even like this kind of football. Or any football. Particularly not the supporters of those football teams. Maybe the clothes are reasonable quality but you'll pay through the nose for it. It's exploitative, because they're such dull clothes. And as soon as you buy them you'll turn into Danny Cipriani, the arse.