It 's an interesting knit . Hmmm , it 's also in a charcoal grey yarn , I 'll need sock blockers to show that off , & it 's not my birthday until after these are to be delivered . Shucks ! OPTIONS:
- The narrator will wear the socks .
- The narrator will get drunk .
- The narrator will avoid family .
- The narrator will go celebrate .

A: What will happen after the narrator 's birthday ?

He was really nice ! There were some older people sitting behind us , too ... in lawn chairs . Heh . I have n't been to a pep rally since high school . I , uh , high - fived the mascot ? OPTIONS:
- None of the above choices .
- They were one of the players on the bench for their high school basketball team .
- They were the head cheerleader helping to get everyone full of pep .
- They were the supportive parent who came to see their child perform

A: What was the role of the narrator at the pep rally ?

My Rhetoric of Belief professor is awesome . She 's one of those unforgettable old ladies who , with their age , leave a memorable mark in your memory . Her speaking skills are so engaging , she 's so into what she has to teach and she loves who she is ; a perfect candidate for an upper division religion course . However , I got a strange subtle message the first day of class . OPTIONS:
- None of the above choices .
- He helps her see value in herself .
- He helps her learn .
- He helps her work more efficiently .

A: Why does the narrator seem to enjoy the man ?

I just joined Planet Fitness , so now I will feel better and not have to subject myself to Dave Harrington 's militant karate workouts so much . I ' m tired of that man . Now I just need a Zune . How to let Christopher know that I 'd much rather have one of those than a new guitar for my birthday?I will be 23 in two months exactly . OPTIONS:
- I will work out to karate .
- I will have a militant work out .
- I will work out to my playlist .
- I will work out in silence .

A:
What might happen if I do n't get a Zune ?