Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: This review will be updated after my stay tonight (08/21/2011). I'm giving 2* for now because of the hidden resort fee. I got a room on priceline and was happy with the rate I won....until I read other yelp reviews about the HIDDEN RESORT FEE. Priceline and all partner hotels, that resort fee is a scam. Properties shouldn't charge extra for the use of their amenities. I've won hotel stays at nice hotel chains like Marriott and they don't have a resort fee. They allow paying guests to use their pool, fitness center, etc., without paying another fee!! SCAM. Shame on you.
Q: negative

A: I've been here several times and this club thinks it is a lot cooler than it actually is. The service is shitty, the bouncers are cocky and the drinks are insanely overpriced (even by Vegas standards, I'm not some hillbilly). We had a promoter and skipped to the front of the line, but it still took about twenty minutes to get in, maybe more. If you don't have a way to skip the line and want to be corralled and shuffled through about 100 yards of lines, only to be shoved into a crowded dance floor that is hazy and smoky, with a fifteen dollar watered down drink in your hand, then you should definitely check this place out. If you want bouncers to be rude, managers to be worse and bartendresses to be unattentive, then this is your place. Yes, there are hot chicks dancing. Yes, the music is good. Yes, it is a nightclub. But, if you want to go to a club where you can dance, drink, and chill with your people, go somewhere, anywhere else. The only way I'd go here is to get a table and bottle service, so hopefully the staff would give you the god damn time of day. Wouldn't hope for it, though, they seem more interested in how cool they look than actually serving the customers that pay their bills. Also, check other reviews for how crappy their bottle service is. On second thought, I'll just avoid this place.
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer: One certainly doesn't eat here because the food is good. With the exception of the crazy bread (which is awesome), the food is terrible. I pick up and take out Little Caesars because it's cheap. The hot-n-ready carry out is just $5. A large cheese or pepperoni for just $5. That's two days worth of food for me. How can I go wrong? Well this place manages to screw it up. I happen to be one of the few people in America who doesn't practically care for pepperoni. About half the time I stop in, there isn't a cheese pizza ready. I don't want to argue semantics, but doesn't hot-n-ready mean they have one that is hot and ready to be taken out? Usually when this happens, it's just a short wait, but today they didn't even have one in the oven. It was 1:00. Lunch time. The place wasn't busy. How can you not have at least one in the oven? I disappointingly took a pepperoni and asked for the cheesy jalapeno dipping sauce. The guy charged me and told me to have a good day. No sauce. I asked about it and he points out that he didn't charge me for it. To be honest, I noticed that the charge seemed low, but not in the mood to hand the guy my credit card for 50 cents that he forgot to charge me, I just grabbed my pizza and walked out. I know I could have just had him swipe my card again or even try to argue and get it for free, but I just couldn't deal with this guy anymore. Try to help your customer, not disappoint him twice in less than 5 minutes.
Input: OPTIONS:
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Generate a positive review for a place
Output: Given the option, I am always down for trying new restaurants. Sometimes this tendency even applies after I have already tried another new restaurant just minutes before. Yeah, I am crazy and possibly have a 2nd stomach compartment, just like the mystically crazy half man half bull, Minotaur. Anyway, that was how I ended up at the door of an almost 3 weeks young Japanese restaurant by the fortuitous name of Lucky Fish Sushi & Grill (aka LF). LF is located on S. Jones, in the same busy plaza as China Mama, Cravin' Cajun and HK Star, on the spot where Bosa 1 used to be, and across the street from 168 Supermarket. Chef Young (trained in Nagoya, Japan, and worked locally at Sushi Tower, Sushi Fever and Yellowtail) and Chef James, plus one other business partner run this latest Japanese eatery to open in the greater "Chinatown" area of Las Vegas. Since I was nearly topped off from a rather tasty Taiwanese beef noodle soup from across the street, I was only able to tried their Chirashi Bowl on my initial test drive of LF's unexpectedly diverse menu. LF's menu offerings is like the selection of a Megamart of Japanese cuisine with a healthy sprinkling of Korean BBQ on top. You can order the typical sushi and rolls, the tried and true teriyaki, noodles such as ramen, udon and yakisoba, plus K-BBQ favorites like kalbi and bulgogi. If you are not sure what to order, simply watch the slide show of scenery from Japan with pictures of menu items shuffled in or simply asks for recommendations. The food was prepared with expert care, and the best part of my dining experience was the friendly service and the conversations with the sushi chef and staff. Plus the decor of the roomy new restaurant was a significant improvement from the predecessor. The lunch specials starts at $6 and is served from 11am to 3:30pm, which I am told is popular with those that work in the vicinity. Verdict: Definitely have to come back on an empty stomach for a full test drive.
input: Write a positive yelp review (OPTIONS:
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output: It's not the best pizza in the world, but for 5 bucks for a 14 inch one topping pie, it's pretty darn good! Their steak and cheese sandwich and wings are pretty tasty too and also are very affordable. They deliver really late (I think 3 am?) as well and have a decent delivery radius. The staff is always friendly and nice. They have a few tables but I consider it a strictly carry out or delivery place.
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2 visits. 2 very good experiences. More visits to come, for sure. I had been warned off by some people, but then my brother was in town from NYC and raved about it. He is spoiled for food and is not easily impressed. Maybe things were bumpy when they opened? But from our experiences so far, they've got it worked out. It's a pretty interesting Bistro-style menu, with the expected Steak Frites and Mussels and the like. But they've also got stuff like Chicken-fried Sweetbreads and Escargot Cassoulet. Pretty adventurous for the middle of Old Dooshtown Snottsdale. THINGS WE'VE TRIED Fried Green Tomatoes Green tomatoes, almost too perfectly battered in a grainy breading. Too perfect, like they look like they came out of a bag of frozen fried green tomatoes. Like fried zucchini at a sports bar. BUT, they are topped with a generous helping of lump crab meat in a spicy light cream sauce. I prefer my fried green tomatoes kinda messy and pan sauteed, but with all the bitching, I've ordered them twice and love them. Brasserie Burger Perfectly medium-rare coarse ground juicy beef, on a brioche bun. Excellent. Pork Cheeks Rich and creamy pork cheeks with grits and greens, and pork rinds as an interesting added texture. Frisee Salad Lardons (basically, bacon) and a delicious cream sauce over frisee with a poached egg on top. Rich, but great. Not overly salty. Steak Frites A really nice, perfectly chewy perfectly cooked medium rare steak. Every bite edible. No gristle or inedible fat. A little thicker than a real French bistro steak. Accompanied by yummy frites - I assume double-fried with some duck fat involved. French Onion Soup My buddy Dave got this on our man-date. Looked great. He said it was. Shrimp with Grits See above. SERVICE Whatever. Took our orders, served our food well. No hiccups. Really looking forward to trying the Vietnamese sammich - bahn mi, among other things. All in all, I think they're on the right track. Hopefully they can survive the Southbridge curse. Nice that it's within bike riding distance for us too. Added to the wonderful Cafe Monarch, Old Town is gettin good :-) w00t!