Problem: Write a positive yelp review.
A: i've gone here for dinner once and brunch twice. i have not been disappointed. for dinner, i got the salmon with lentils. bomb. such great flavors together. the beer selection was also right up my alley. for brunch, i got the biscuits and gravy both times. the first time i got it as part of their prix fixe menu, so i opted for the potato casserole along with my biscuits. the potato thing was just ok. it lacked flavor, but with a little salt, it was better. the biscuits and gravy, on the other hand, were outstanding. topped with a fried egg! nomz! the second time i went, i did not want the prix fixe menu, so i got the biscuits and gravy with a side of frites. holy crap is that a generous portion of fries!!! and the horseradish sauce served with them was awesome. also, BEST BLOODY MARY I HAVE EVER HAD. so much dill and just deliciousness in every glass. i love this place. and the service has always been incredibly friendly and professional. i'd recommend this place a million times over.

Problem: Write a positive yelp review.
A: I've gone to several Cirque de Soleil shows, and at every single one of 'em at one point within the show I fell asleep. This is the only exception to that rule. Granted as a disclaimer, I'm not much of a show nor theater type. This show was engaging and had the right pacing, so didn't have any boring lulls. I'd recommend this to people who generally don't like shows, as well as to people who enjoy shows in Vegas. It appears there's also not a bad seat in the house, but the price differential for the more expensive seats to the cheaper ones is minimal enough where you could treat yourself to a guaranteed closer and unobstructed view.

Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A:
Let me start by saying the food was delicious and cooked to our liking. However, the portions were very small. Don't come here if you are looking for the "Hungryman" dinner. The service was where our family was greatly disappointed. We waited far too long to receive the next course (15+ minutes) and our waiter was no where to be found, never checking to see how we liked our dinner. My water glass set empty during half the meal until I snagged a busboy to fill it for me. I saw our waiter only once during the meal when he did a "flyby" through his serving area, not making eye contact with any of his tables. We waited and waited to order an after dinner beverage and when it was finally brought to the table, our waiter tried to leave both glasses with the closest person rather than distribute them accordingly. Our waiter shall go nameless here as I do not wish to humiliate openly on the web, but something was not quite right with this guy! Not just his absence, but his actions, speech, facial expressions and demeanor. I think that this establishment needs to reevaluate its hiring/training standards.