Clearly no one that has reviewed this place has ever eaten pizza before so the fact that it had bread and cheese and some canned veggies and cured meat passed for pizza. There is no amount of drunk that would have led me to believe that this pizza is good. I have eaten perfect amazing wonderful pizza, Italian style, New York style, Chicago style... HELL NO. This pizza is gross. HELL YES. I was drunk when I ate it. Yea, I ate it. But no... I could not get past the fact that the pizza was so subpar that I wanted my money back. Of course I ate it, I was wasted. But I knew, deep down, that I was being made a fool. I knew I should have gone back to my apartment and eaten a frozen pizza because it would have been far and away more delicious. The place is aptly named because I am pretty sure paradise will be no fun and thus have shitty pizza.
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negative