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Output: Been wanting to try this place forever and was so excited when we choose this place for lunch during our girls trip.. but as much as I wanted to love it, I found the entire experience disappointing. Even though we had reservations, there was still a bit of a wait. No biggie.. It's Vegas. However, our food took FOREVER. Other tables that came after us got their food and were gone before we got ours. After nearly an hour, we finally got our food. I ordered nachos and my cheese tasted like plastic- had obviously been sitting somewhere for a long time. My friend sent her omelet back because apparently her food was cold and plastic-like too. Since the food took so long, we decided to order the frozen hot chocolates as they served our food.. in case it was going to take another hour to bring out too. But of course, they brought those out right away instead. Not sure how they came out such a melted mess considering they came out so quickly, but we had to scoop the whipped cream back on to attempt a cute picture of them. So basically we had our cold entrees and melted frozen hot chocolates served all at once. For the $15 we spent on each frozen hot chocolate, I'd suggest for a similar experience- buying a Frosty from Wendy's, putting it in a pretty sundae dish, adding whipped cream and garnishing with shaved chocolate.

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Output: I was here for a late lunch and was fortunate to get a table. I got an order of the Lamajoun flatbread and a random glass of red wine. The Lamajoun basically resembled an open-faced shawarma, with the intense lamb flavors and bread standing out. It was definitely delicious and probably worth the Las Vegas inflation rate. The service was kinda meh, but the Lamajoun saved it from being a real issue. Overall, good stuff.

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Output: I went to this establishment on November 20th, 2012. I walk in and nobody is standing at the cash register to greet me and ask me for my order. I had to ask the lady to get somebody to take my order. After I gave my order I waited for 5 minutes and nobody started making my wrap. Then when I got my wrap it was freezing cold (spicy chick wrap). It was absolutely disgusting. And it was close to $8. Do not go here. Bad service/Bad food. Also, the boy making my wrap would not stop staring and laughing at me. How awkward and unprofessional.

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For the record, they don't deserve 1 star. Let me be clear BUYER BEWARE when dealing with FINDLAY HONDA HENDERSON. They're a bunch of liars and manipulators. Thank you for perpetuating the used car salesman stereotype. These boys are slimy to the core...I mean they would sell out their own mamas, if they could make a buck. I went in on a Saturday with somewhat of a notion that I would probably buy. I had my heart set on a Honda CR-V XL complete with the nav system. I've been planning & saving for one for 6 months. I wanted all the bells and whistles because I keep my cars for 8-10 yrs. minimum. Plus, my trade-in was 8 yrs old and was warn out. Anyway, my wonderful salesman (you know who you are) told me with out a beat that there were no CRVs with nav available in Las Vegas. He said that because of the incident in Japan that one won't be available for 8 months and the prices were sure to go up. It seemed plausible, and my car probably wouldn't hold up that long. So, i bought one without nav. Come to find out on Monday he was full of crap. Desert Honda had 4 of them. By that time I had purchased and had no way out even tho they strung me along all day believing I could swap it out. Just to add insult to injury, no less than a week later a crack in the windshield appeared. No sign of impact from a rock or other object. It looks like a pressure crack or stress fracture. Of course I bought the coverage for windshields and dings, which now I'm getting the run around on. I can't EVER get ANYone from finance on the phone. Now, they're telling me it only covers chips. The only exceptions to this review would be Jason in service and Debbie who answered my call. I'm an avid Honda owner and have purchased vehicles in the past used and new. I've had nothing but good experiences with my Hondas. This would be my 3rd one & by far the worst experience of my life. My experience with Desert Honda was very pleasant and I enjoyed my car immensely for 8 years. A car is a huge expense for many and an extreme necessity for most. I felt hugely taken advantage of and betrayed. If I had it to do over, make no mistake I would see Kenny at Desert Honda. Btw, that 5 star review looks like the cheese bomb sales manager at Findlay Honda Henderson. What a tool. Last but not least the address is wrong. It's 933 Auto Show Drive.