Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A: The guys are awesome...but there's a catch. RE training: I don't know what voodoo they do, but I'm seeing more results in 30 minutes a day, 3 days a week than I do pumping through my "normal" workout for an hour. Trainers are super-cool and smart as hell. I lost 30 lbs over 3 months! Definitely worth the money! But... Why 2 stars, you ask? Well, had an emergency and had to move back to home state. Had prepaid for 22 sessions and was only able to use 2. When I called about some sort of refund, was told there were no refunds...that was not a small chunk of change. Just know that before you do any sort of "prepay for 4 months" thing or whatever. Nice people, though: seriously (not being sarcastic). Just need clearer communication on refund policy.

Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A: Never made it to eating here. The sushi bar was half empty but they wouldn't let us sit there. The soda (which costs $2, like most places) came in a can with a glass of ice. We said we were there for AYCE sushi so they put menus down and then left, only coming back to see what we wanted, never explaining to us what you can/can't order and that we needed to fetch a pen to fill out a sheet. We asked for our check & just left, we weren't comfortable with the environment or service. Maybe we just hit the place on a bad night. I won't be back to find out.

Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A:
Went in with date for dinner, our first time inside the restaurant on Thomas and the place looked clean, but not any special decor or anything. I did order wings and pizza (large) with traditional toppings and two beverages for $35 and paid upfront. The wings were covered in sauce and turned out well done on the inside but somehow the skin was wet and soggy. Gross. The pizza was a thin crust which is good, but it too had lots of "juice" under the center of the pizza making it soggy and the juice looked like black water. Gross. A waste of $35! A side note, the service was so poor from the cashier dude that thinks he should be given a tip before the food is even served. He also made a verbal comment out loud that he was working for free. I am sure zpizza has quality ingredients, but the wings made us both sick for the night which means another lost customer telling a hundred others not to visit this hole in the wall.