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An example of an positive review: BEST TUNA MELT EVER. I ATE THIS ALL DAY ERRYDAY FOR THREE F****** DAYS STRAIGHT! Story below. I went to Earls and bought two Tuna melts. Ate one on the spot and took the other back to the room. Woke up the next morning, threw half of it in the Foreman grill (cause someone had the brilliant idea to bring one to the hotel room), heated it up, ate it for breakfast. Then I went out during the day and came back. Guess what? Waiting for me was the rest of the Tuna melt! Winner winner chicken dinner!!!! Felt like I just hit the jackpot on the penny slots! Later that night, went back to Earl's and bought two more tuna melts. Can you guess what happened?

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An example of an negative review: Have been getting pizza here since they first opened and loved it. But the last few times the pizza has been horrible! They uses to put lots of ingredients on but have started to skimp on them and the flavor/taste just not as good. We have stop getting their pizza.

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An example of an negative review: A stinker. You know, I'm having a hard time trusting people's review, especially when a user's average review rating is four to five stars for several hundred reviews. Does that mean the majority of buisnesses are winners? I guess I'm gullible. Bayside Buffet is a prime example of why I shouldn't be so eager to try a place recommended by Yelpers. And yet, Im writing one, too! Double standards am fail. Anyway, bitching aside, my lunch here was super meh. 20 dollars paid at the kiosk, then briskly seated facing away the window (wut?), and then hoarded to the buffet line on both sides of the room. Immediately, I had a nagging feeling the experience would be super meh. How? Oh, let's see...the buffet selection is hella small! My college cafeteria offered more food than this -- and at better quality! So what did I get? Meats, a few starches, but mainly stuff jammed with protein. Lambchops: Ugh. Below super meh. The lamb was gamey and foul tasting, an instant spit-out-of-the-mouth-and-eat-somethingelse-to-purge-the-mouth type thang. Minus points. Pork ribs: Wow, surprisingly soft, but lacked flavor. This was the best entree at the buffet. Turkey: Eh, thanksgiving turkey cut in your choice of dark or white meat. The carver was very nice, but the meat quality was very poor. Braised beef: This better be soft, or else I'm leaving! Fortunately for me, the beef was soft, though a weird aftertaste soured my mouth. Flank steak: Worst meat. I couldn't get steak down my mouth, because the texture was way too chewy. TOO CHEWY. Inedible. Even beef jerky is softer than this flank steak. Mash potatoes: Wait, yelpers, you like this crap? Buttery? Yummy? Uh... I give up. Dessert Forget the banana pudding, the fruit pudding, the cakes, the brownies; the best dessert is the frozen yogurt. YES. Better than McDonalds frozen yogurt, the barometer for tasty, creamy, consistent goodness. The vanilla custard yogurt was by far the best part of the meal... ...and the saddest part of the experience. Deserts over meats and entrees? Bayside Buffet, you fail. And, oh, your service sucks.

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An example of an negative review: This place is operated like a used car lot in my opinion. in my opinion they don't like to answer questions about pricing directly. In my opinion the sales people are hardcore sales focused vs listening & caring about the customer.