Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: I usually never have a problem here, but I just got talked to like I was a pile of crap stinking up the place. I came to get snus and they were out of the regular flavor and I was like shucks and the guy (beady eyes, dark hair, mustache, glasses) just sort of looked at me like he was already tired of me. So I asked "when are you getting any more in?" You know, a normal customer question when things are out of stock....and he just huffs and says in the most contemptuous way possible "UH well MAYBE at the end of NEXT WEEK after we MOVE to the NEW LOCATION"...with a scowl on his face while shaking his head and turning to his pipe. I was just taken aback and said "oh you're moving huh" and he whips his head back scowling 'YEAH, we're MOVING", continuing to shake his head and turning away as if I should have known all along and just inconvenienced him with the dumbest question he's ever heard. Well excuuuuse me, I didn't get the memo! It's not like I came in seconds to closing or that I was interrupting him while he was busy, there was nobody else in the place. So I just silently walked out, never to come back! Obviously I'm not welcome anymore. Way to think that one through, old BOY. I wished I had said something but this is more constructive. No use trying to reason with that cantankerous, condescending old codger attitude. I need to quit anyway, so thanks for helping me kick the habit. Seriously, how about take a vacation or try exercising once in your life already, if that's all it takes to unload your bad day or moving woes on regular customers you're expected to treat with common courtesy. You know, since your brick and mortar tobacco industry sort of depends on it....that whole free-market thing...
Q: negative

A: My friend and I came here for an early dinner after spending all day at the pool. The concept of Mexican and Chinese fusion was enticing, but unfortunately it was poorly executed. The spring rolls and potstickers tasted like something you could get at a fast food Chinese food. The queso dip was slightly better but still pretty average. Overall, I was not impressed, and will not be back.
Problem: What would be an example of an positive (OPTIONS:
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Answer: Sala Thai is great. I've eaten here many times since moving to Madison, and I've always been happy with the food. On Saturday, I ordered the Yellow Chicken Curry. It was fantastic. It was a generous portion, and they didn't skimp on the chicken. It also had just the right amount of spice. Really fantastic dish, and I can't wait to order it again. In the past I've had ordered the Pad Thai and a few of their stir fry dishes, and they have always been top-notch. Their eggrolls are also very good. They also have a decent selection of bottled beer and wine. The restaurant space is nice and cozy, and can get crowded on a Saturday night. Service is always friendly, and while the food doesn't always come out super-quick, it's worth the wait. They are unfortunately cash-only, so plan accordingly. It is somewhat unforgivable in 2014 to both not accept credit cards AND not have an ATM available in your restaurant. This alone prevents me from giving Sala Thai a full 5-star rating. Otherwise this is really a perfect little Thai restaurant with fantastic food.
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Output: I have only eaten here twice with some friends and family. I can say this though, the chicken vindaloo was amazing. I ordered it spicy the way god intended it; awesome! If you're a novice don't even try to order spicy though, you'll die. Also the chicken tikka masala was a little slice of heaven...
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output: Dropped in to visit with company I was entertaining from out of state. Greeted by Costa who directed us to the patio and provided menus, but took forever to return to take our order. Placed order for 2 drinks and 3 appetizers. By the time food arrived, drinks were empty. Requested another round. Costa never returned. Had to go looking for him. Found him, he apologized, and STILL took FOREVER to deliver our drinks. In our boredom from waiting so long, we assembled a pyramid out of the appetizer plates. Costa treated us like we were invisible. Always polite enough when finally remembering to himself that we were sitting out on the patio, but inexcusable, horrible service. Had to ask for a bill, then had to hunt him down to pay for it because Costa kept performing the great "disappearing act". Absolutely the WORST service I have ever experienced.
Problem: What would be an example of an positive (OPTIONS:
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Answer:
I can see why I read so many good things about this place. If you're on the strip and on a budget, this place is where to go for lunch. $5.99 for sandwiches, salads, and wraps. You could probably even add a bag of chips, a cookie, or a side and still pay under $10 for your whole meal. Very hard to find that kind of deal for quality food on Las Vegas Blvd. It's open 24 hours, too! I ordered two sandwiches, the Caribbean Jerk Chicken and the Full Montagu, and ate half of each. I was really hoping the sandwiches would very delicious. But it was just OK in my book. Nothing wrong with them, mind you. I just was thinking I'd be wowed with flavor. That's probably the only reason I couldn't give 5 stars here, even though I wanted to. The service was fast, they kept the line moving swiftly, there was decent amount of seating available, and clean. I thought it was kind of cool that a casual sandwich place used vibrating beepers to let you know your order was ready to be picked up! I wouldn't say it's a convenient place to eat for a local, but I'd definitely think it's an awesome place to dine if you're in the area nearby. Great value for your money and more than worth getting, compared to the same you'll spend for unhealthy fast food. It was a great stop for lunch. Or anytime for that matter! Try it :)