input: Write a negative yelp review.
output: Fries and shakes are the only this I liked about this place. Both my husbands and my burgers were dry and seriously lacking flavor. Service was terrible as well.
input: Write a negative yelp review.
output: My son picked this place: "Let's go to the Mexican place with corn dogs". I had never been with my husband and son to Salsa Cabana and when we found a coupon in our Entertainment Book, for buy one get one entree free it seemed like a good deal. The fact that there were no cars outside should have been my first clue. Hubby and I order two entrees, chicken chimi and the chile rellano (sp) and then the corn dog kids plate. When our total came to $19 I asked if we were given the coupon discount. He assured me we did. The rice looked like mush and could not have been made within the last 72 hours. Chicken in the chimi tasted old and dry and the tortilla didn't even taste good. Canned Rosarita beans would have been better than what we were served. I started adding up our meal on the take out menu and found that were not given one entree free. When the person came to clear the plates and asked if I wanted a box for my uneaten meal, I said, no it wasn't good. To their credit they gave a complimentary fried ice cream because I mentioned that it was our son brought us there for the corn dog. The ice cream looked "stale". My son took one bite and spit it back onto the plate. My husband said it was horrible! The fact that he microwaved it prior to bringing it to the table was a good sign that it was not fresh. I approached the register and asked about the coupon and the man said we were given the kids meal free. He said, the coupon says, equal or lesser value and he took off the $2.95 LESSER value kids meal instead of the $7 for the meal I did not eat. I mentioned that the meal was horrible and only bites were eaten and he should have given the equal value meal as the discount. He shrugged his shoulders and said, nothing. The $2.95 discount was what was allowed according to what seemed like the owner. Salsa Cabana is not serving fresh tasty food. I bet Restaurant Impossible would find slimy chicken, week old beans and rice in their fridge and a Rubbermaid tote of stale chips. We both have tummy troubles already!! Do not waste your hard earned money on this place. Go to Nando's instead!!
input: Write a negative yelp review.
output:
Crap. Poop. Turd. Fecal matter. Feces. Stool. Thai Rama. Above are all the synonyms I know for the term "shit".