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An example of an negative review: My hubby suggested trying this place out due to his love of "Loco Moco" and the difficulty of finding a restaurant who served it. Upon entering the decor is modern, music pumping, a sweet bar serving WHAT? That's right, alcohol! We were seated promptly without a smile (someone was having a bad day apparently) and then it took 10 + minutes to be greeted by our waitress, who did apologize and took our order promptly and was served within 5 minutes. I had the blueberry pancakes with powdered sugar and maple syrup. Pancakes were a huge 3 stack with plenty of blueberries...unfortunately the pancakes were as dry as cardboard. Hubby's Loco Moco was a smaller portion than anticipated, the burger patty was paper thin, however the eggs were cooked well along with the rice. This isn't one of those places that I wouldn't say "hey! I gotta go there again!" unless I needed a nice cold Kilt Lifter at 7 am in the morning with my breakfast.

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An example of an negative review: If you want a mediocre bagel and exceptionally bad service - this is the place for you! One employee was too busy restocking dog biscuits to wait on me. The second filled my order and then put it on the back counter while he helped another customer. A third, who was standing with his thumb up his ***, could not ring up my order because he wasn't the one that put the bagels in the bag. Save yourself aggravation and money by going across the parking lot to Von's. The bagels are just as good for less than half the price.

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An example of an positive review: Bacon Cheeseburger on Steroids. Holy amazingness. I was visiting my family in Charlotte and we decided to take the drive over here for dinner one night. Boy am I glad we did. After drooling over the menu, I decided on the bacon cheeseburger on steroids minus the house made bacon mayo (mayonnaise freaks me out for some reason). The only way I can describe my first bite is bacon heaven. Jalepeno bacon, applewood smoked bacon, and bacon salt on the burger all combined into the perfect bite of burger. The burger with fries came to $12 which is a steal in my opinion. My only complaint (which isn't even a serious complaint and I'm not taking off a star for it) is that when I left, I felt like I was covered in grease, but it could be all the bacon grease seeping out of my pores. It's not going to stop me from going back, though!!

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An example of an positive review: The portions are my sized. That means you'll need a to go box, you wuss. Their cesear dressing tastes like what Cesear intended! So I highly recommend at least a side of cesear salad if you like it a natural. The price seems quite appropiate to their portion size. So with everything being rated I'd say it's 4 stars. If I was a little kid it might be 5.