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Output: Wow, reading the other review, guess waiting for your food to be served can be an issue at this restaurant. Try waiting an hour and 1/2. Other diners were so perturbed they left in frustration; the intrepid restaurant staff then offered the departed diners plates to those still waiting for food - TACKY. By the time our food was served, my mother in-laws hot beef was COLD. They supposedly were short 2 cooks. Since they had a large group of women and a Red Hat society that seemed to get their food in good timing, maybe the cooks walked out mid-shift. My husband wouldn't let me make a stink, but after a wait that long, with a hot dish being served cold, there should have been an offer at comping a meal or taking a certain percentage off. How on earth does this place survive? Salsa was good, shredded beef chimi I had was below average and over-fried. At least I know now if ever antiquing in Glendale again I can avoid this restaurant! So far the downtown Glendale restaurants I have tried have been sub-par and not worth trying again (Kimberly Ann's Tea Shop was the other).

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Output: Overpriced, small portions and very bland food. The salsa was the only thing that had any flavor. The inside dining room is noisy and was only about 1/2 full for during our dinner time visit. The outside patio looked like the place to be - it is beautiful - but it was a little too chilly to eat outside. They do have a lunch menu with entress priced at $8 compared to an average of $15 for dinner. I would be hard pressed to recommend this place and we will not be returning - Serranos which is right across the street has better food.

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Output: Today my little sister was to take her driving test after school, which is a very small time frame between then and when the DMV closes. Her instructor was half an hour late, causing her to miss the time frame to take the driving test. He then LEFT HER THERE while she was getting her picture taken and make the necessary payments. He didn't say a word, didn't tell her he was leaving or that he'd be back in a minute. He waited until she was preoccupied and left to get "medicine for his throat". During that time my sister finished everything she had to do and turned to find herself stranded. He is her ride. She called our mother, who then in turn called the ABC driving school office and was greeted by unprofessional and impervious employees. She is paying for 6 hours of driving practice, and because of the instructor's complete incompetence, my sister was only given about 3 hours. For the amount they are paying, that is ridiculous. Manage your people, ABC Driving School. Completely unacceptable.

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Pete is awesome! He's very punctual and does a great job! He replaced all my locks at my new home with no problem at all and has the best price out there... Thanks Pete!