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Output: Quality every time. Excellent every time. Hands down dollar for dollar king of the burgers- and no fancy business going on either. Just a straight up burger- the 3x3 with cheese hits it! The quintessential old-school go-to burger. Love a company that cares enough to put scripture on their containers.

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Output: I thought this hotel would be a good idea. It certainly looks nice. However, our room had bed bugs in it, and we were bitten multiple times. They first treated us very suspiciously, until their security actually saw the bed bugs. They moved us into a room that was ever so slightly larger, however the bed was smaller. They made me sign a thing saying I hadn't been bitten. Little did I know that BED BUG BITES CAN TAKE UP TO 2 WEEKS TO APPEAR! Nice one. Very shady. The assistant manager claimed to have no idea what they were when I showed her. The other assistant manager LITERALLY walked away from me while I was talking to her. I never met the actual "manager manager", I think he was out of town, presumably the first manager was trying to keep him from finding out about this incident. They gave us a $40 food credit, which was not enough to eat at their real restaurant, so we ate at their cafe. BAD IDEA. The cafe was the most depressing and unsettling place I've ever dinned at. It was like we were in The Shining for a minute there. The room, as I said, looks nice, but I can assure you that we never slept well, worried that the bugs had gotten into our suitcases and into the new room. Also did I mention that the bed in the new room was smaller. Also, the second floor facing north has all the windows covered in privacy plastic stuff to obstruct the view of the crackhead hotel next door. Also, the cable (satellite I'm guessing) didn't work well on most of the channels. We drove in my Van, which had to be parked in the bottom part of the parking structure because thing is so old, it was built before people had cars over 7 feet tall. On Saturday, we went out and when we came back we found that FIVE of the oversize spots were being taken by small cars belonging to people at a really loud hip hop party across the street. The Security Guard, who's job it is specifically to monitor this, said that the previous guy had let them park there despite their cars being small and not owned by guests of the hotel. My ski rack was completely ripped off when we got stuck on the sign that tells you the clearance. I would never have attempted this if the guard hadn't absentmindedly waved us on. So presumably, one or both of the guards were taking bribes to allow non-guests to use their oversize parking. CLASSY! Once again, the security was brought in again to make me sign a bunch of legal paperwork. Really great way to make me feel like a criminal! I never had any thought to sue or pursue legal action, I just wanted you guys to DO YOUR FREAKING JOBS! YOU ARE IN A CUSTOMER SERVICE INDUSTRY. CUSTOMER SERVICE! I feel bad for the nicer members of the staff, but frankly, it was pretty much a 50-50 thing. AND MOST IMPORTANTLY, when your Guests have legitimate issues, you do not bring out a rent-a-cop to intimidate them. You figure out what's wrong and fix it!!!

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Output: When the hotel manager recommended this pizza place I set my expectations low, preparing for desert quality cardboard flavored pizza. I was blown away to find legitimate Chicago style pizza! As in, all 3 kinds of Chicago pizza: thin crust pie with toppings under the cheese and sliced in squares, thick crust with piles of tomato, and even double crust (got 45 minutes to wait while it cooks?). Delicious! And a pretty decent selection of beers on tap. Just be prepared for a long wait, as the restaurant is ridiculously popular. Though it's not hard to see why!

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OMG! What a terrible experience. We picked this restaurant by chance and so many things went wrong - here's a detailed report. It showed from the very beginning. I and my friend were given a seat and menu on a set table for four. During browsing, the waiter removed the things from the two other seats as it should, but he also took our empty wine glasses without even asking if we are taking wine. Well, we ordered a thalli (15pounds) which included a started and also a side (accompanying) portion each. The waiter asked if we want a poppadom and accepted (he did not tell us the price). I asked for a wine list, but the had only local wine (3.50pounds/glass). We also wanted a jug of water. We got served 2 glasses of water with ice, and the glass of wine very quickly, and an acceptable 10 mins later the poppadom arrived. It was very thin and breaks in small pieces, so I am not sure if it was the way it should be. Two poppadoms came with 7 sauces. My friend drank her glass of water and ask twice for a jug of water but was in vain. I had to stand up by the bar and ask it specifically, and then it was served. In the meantime some new diners came along and took a seat beside us. 45mins passed after finishing our poppadom and we have not yet been served. I drank my wine already. Then we saw two thali dishes coming - at last we said! but! they were served to the diners who came after us beside us. We kindly pointed out the issue, and the waiter said ours is coming soon, "no problem'!. The diners besides us apologized (even if they had not to - but they were British) After 5-10 minutes the waiter brought two large plates (we started to wonder why)?! Then 5 mins after a single thali dish We asked were is the other one? The waiter disappeared and ignored us. We realized the two plates are for sharing so we called the head-waiter (a indian with a green T-shirt) and after consulting with the waiter (who was kind inexperienced and not focused) he said it is coming because the waiter took an order of 1 instead 2. My friend who was Scottish was complaining and stood up to leave away, so the waiter said he will give the 2nd thali for free to compensate the mistake. Being so hungry, and did not want to waste time during sat night at the fringe we accepted, so we shared the first one, and then 10mins after the second one arrived. While eating the second thali, we realized that there should have been a starter included. So we asked the neighbouring diners (who took the same thali) and confirmed they did had a starter. So there we go for another complaint and the waiter replying its "OK" I bring it now. (=5 more mins) and so we ended eating the starter at the end of the main course. Then we just wished to leave asap and asked for the bill. It was a notepad page with the price in barely legible red ink, except the final price which was 46GBP. I realized he did not gave the 2nd thali for free, so again went personally for complaining, and he said oh yes sure then its 32pounds. Then still, on the way out we were asing if the price of 32 was right was a poppadom, wine, thali and 2 side portions, and jug of water (perhaps we were charged for this)?? By the way, I forgot to tell you that from the two side portions only one came. Vegetables with spices: = few shredded lettuce, a sliced tomato, 2 rings of cucumber and cinnamon the only spice (yck!) Actually we got a chat with the neighbour diners who were sorry for us and told us that they have been here 2 months ago and was very good, but now the management changed and they also did not liked the long waiting. That was my experience, so you can judge for your future considerations