Write an article based on this "Get the basic structure down. Write a boilerplate underneath the body of your release. Add your contact information. If possible, include a link to an online copy of the same release. Signal the end of the press release with three # (hash) symbols."
article: All right, now that you've got the meat of it together, how do you put it onto paper? Well, for starters, cut it to length. It should be a page long at most, if that. No one's going to waste time on 5 paragraphs unless you're covering WWIII. Here's what you need (some of which we've already covered): FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE should go at the top of the page, on the left margin. If the release is embargoed, put "EMBARGOED UNTIL..." with the date you want the story released. A release with no release date is presumed to be for immediate release. The headline, usually in bold, should be centered below that. If you'd like, put a subhead in italics (briefly elaborating the headline). First paragraph: most important information. May be quite news-like in that, it starts with a date or where the news is coming from. Second (and probable third) paragraph: secondary information. Should include quotes and facts. Boilerplate information: more on your company. Who are you, really? What achievements do you have? What's your mission? Contact information: more on the writer (probably you!). If you grab someone's interest, they'll want to be able to find out more! Multimedia: in today's day and age, there's always some Twitter handle to be had. That means it's time to include information about your company. When a journalist picks up your press release for a story, he or she would logically have to mention the company in the news article. Journalists can then get the company information from this section. The title for this section should be "About [XYZ_COMPANY]." After the title, use a paragraph or two to describe your company with 5 or 6 lines each. The text must describe your company, its core business and the business policy. Many businesses already have professionally written brochures, presentations, business plans, etc. That introductory text can be put here. At the end of this section, point to your website. The link should be the exact and complete URL without any embedding so that, even if this page is printed, the link will be printed as it is. For example: http://www.example.com, not Click here to visit the website. Companies which maintain a separate media page on their websites must point to that URL here. A media page typically has contact information and press kits. If your press release is really newsworthy, journalists would surely like more information or would like to interview key people associated with it. If you are comfortable with the idea of letting your key people be contacted directly by media, you can provide their contact details on the press release page itself. For example, in the case of an innovation, you can provide the contact information of your engineering or research team for the media. If not, you must provide the details of your media/PR department in the "Contact" section. If you do not have dedicated team for this function, you must appoint somebody who will act as a link between the media and your people. The contact details must be limited and specific only to the current press release. The contact details must include: The company's official name Media department's official name and contact person Office address Telephone and fax numbers with proper country/city codes and extension numbers Mobile phone number (optional) Times of availability Email addresses Website address It's good practice to keep a log of all of your press releases housed on your own website. This can make providing such a link easier to produce, as well as keeping a record for historical purposes. Center these directly underneath the last line of the release. This is a journalistic standard. It may look like you're over-tweeting, but you're not. This is how it's done.

Write an article based on this "Gargle with salt water. Drink a cup of hot peppermint tea. Drink warm fluids. Take a hot shower. Eat vegetables and spices that help with lung congestion. Set up a humidifier in your room at night. Set up a high efficiency particulate air filter (HEPA) if you have indoor allergies. Use an acapella vibratory PEP mucus clearance device. Avoid inhaling smoke or air pollution."
article: Mix 12 tablespoon (7.4mL) of salt water with 4 ounces (110g) warm water. Stir until the salt and water are fully blended, and then gargle the mixture in the back of your throat. Spit the salt water out after you've gargled for several seconds. The warm salt water will relax your upper lungs, allowing you to cough up mucous. For the best results, gargle with salt water 3 or 4 times daily. Peppermint is a useful natural decongestant. Drinking a strong cup of peppermint tea will loosen phlegm in your lungs and make it easier to cough congestion out of your lungs. The hot temperature of the tea will help to relax your lungs and trachea, making it easier to breathe and cough up phlegm. You can purchase peppermint tea at any grocery store or supermarket. Warm fluids like tea, soup, and water with honey can help clear up congestion in your lungs. If you're feeling really congested, sip on a warm drink and see if that helps. If your lungs are congested and you're struggling to cough up all of the mucous, the warmth and steam from a hot shower will help loosen the phlegm. The warm water will also relax your body and your lungs, making it easier to breathe. The more time you spend in a warm, humid environment, the looser the congestion will become. If you have the time, shower for at least 10 minutes. Green leafy vegetables like kale, cabbage, and broccoli can help, as well as carrots, red peppers, and garlic. Season your vegetables with turmeric or ginger to help clear your lungs even more. A humidifier pumps cool mist into the air. Breathing in the humid air overnight will keep your mouth and nose moist, and prevent congestion from building up in your lungs and chest. You can purchase a humidifier at any large retail outlet. Humidifiers are also sold at large department stores and at major online retailers. Indoor allergies may be making your lung congestion worse. A HEPA filter will clean the air in your home by getting rid of dust, pollen, dander, and spores, so that your indoor allergies don't affect you as much. These devices are used by respiratory therapists to loosen the mucus in patients lungs. Talk to your doctor if you're interested in trying a vibratory PEP mucus clearance device. Smoke and pollution can make your lung congestion worse. If you live in an area with a lot of air pollution, stay inside as much as possible until your lung congestion clears up. If you smoke regularly, cut back or stop smoking so your lung congestion goes away faster.

Write an article based on this "Find Pigmen. Feed the Pigs. Keep close. Feed the Bunnies."
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Sometimes, while exploring the world, you occasionally encounter giant pigs roaming around the area, normally right next to a hut or a set of huts. These are the Pigmen, who are presumably the dominant sentient species of the setting. You can befriend these strange piggies and gain Sanity when around them! You can befriend them by giving them Meat, and once befriended, they tend to follow you around and help you with fighting and chopping down trees. Aside from that, staying close to them recovers your Sanity continuously. Different meats have different values, and higher values make your Pig friends stay with you for longer periods of time! Feed them as regularly as you can, with any type of meat you have on hand to keep them friendly. Be careful with the Monster Meats! Feeding them 4 units of Monster Meat will turn them into a Werepig, which not only attacks you but also decreases your sanity upon close contact! As long as your Pig friends are nearby, you'll be able to gain some amount of Sanity, but to really benefit from it, you'll have to stick very close to them. As long as they are close at hand, you will continuously gain sanity as long as they remain friendly. Later on in the game, you'll also encounter giant rabbits, called Bunnymen, underground. Unlike the Pigmen, the Bunnymen can and will attack you as long as you're carrying meat, but is easily befriended when fed Carrots, which can be found growing on the ground in the surface. They function similarly to the Pigmen as well, and also help recover Sanity when nearby.