Input: OPTIONS:
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An example of an negative review: Would give zero stars if that were an option! I havent even gone in yet, just cant wait to meet this guy! Basically everyone else on here has accurate reviews...except the five star, must be the owner! I truly believe this is a modern day scam artist! Like others, my mom in law bought my husband and I two vouchers for our birthdays! When I called in march, found out I couldnt book an appointment until July!!! Here is where the scam comes in...it is passed the refund period so guess what? No refunds from groupon, living social, weekly deals, etc! Oh yes, he is selling on all of these sites! This needs to be reported to the better business bureau! Clearly I am not the only victim. Also, just loved getting yelled at by the guy for having to reschedule because I didn't know what my schedule was going to be 5 months out! Really, dude!? It's a birthday present and I get yelled at! I gave you 10 days notice, if only your scheduling was that efficient!

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An example of an negative review: Ordered Hatch Burger mid rare with sweet tots. After about 20 mins it comes out minus the aioli, and overcooked to the point it needs the extra lube, and tots are ice cold..I tell the server the Burger is overcooked, and missing the sauce. Here's the important part, all I wanted at that point was the sauce. Not the management attention, not the rolling eyes of the judging server, not compensation, free food, sympathy, or a hug, just the aioli that was promised on the description. They took it very personally, like their elderly grandpa was back their flipping those grisly hockey pucks..long story short I got the sauce, the burger was comped. The tots remained frozen to the plate. I left, never to return.

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An example of an negative review: The two stars are simply for the the front desk's cheerfulness and willingness to work with you on scheduling. I love massages and have them frequently, and I've always wanted to try this place - mostly because of its location. Not worth the money, not worth the times I checked in to see if there was a spot for me. The masseuse was lovely and quite personable, but not actually good at massage. In addition, I specifically requested areas be worked on and they weren't. I was shocked, as well, at the fact that a half hour massage (42$) was not actually a half hour - it was more like a little less than 20 minutes by the time they talked to you, gave you a whole bunch of time to get situated, etc. Usually studios build those times in and don't charge you for them. (Yeah yeah, 'the food was so bad, and the portions were so small...' I'm not sure whether an extra ten minutes might have helped...) In addition, let me say this: NO I DON'T WANT A MEMBERSHIP, OKAY?! I certainly don't want to TALK ABOUT THE MEMBERSHIP WHILE I AM RECEIVING MY SHODDY AND OVERPRICED MASSAGE.

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An example of an positive review: We stopped in shortly after 10 pm on a Sunday after FnB rejected us (they do their last seating at 10 pm). However, it ended up to be no big deal as Citizen was really quite good. We were looking for a small-ish meal before ending the night. Crab Cakes: I suppose that crab cakes have been done enough to the point where you can really only screw them up. Citizen did not screw them up. Kale Caesar: I ordered it because I knew it would be relatively healthy (ok, completely healthy?) and it definitely tasted healthy. I was hoping for some sort of chef's magic that would turn kale into foie gras but this wasn't the case. Nothing like I hoped for but in truth, everything that I expected. The fact that they'd even put something like this on their menu makes me consider giving them five stars. Chicken and Waffles: The chicken was cooked perfectly and the honey was an ideal match. I do wish the waffle was crispier though... Service was very fast, very friendly and they deserve a lot of credit for being willing to stay open this late in an area that doesn't seem to stay open that late on Sundays.