Problem: Write a positive (OPTIONS:
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A: If you've read more than a handful of Yelp reviews, you've probably run across at least one review that starts out with " I really wanted to like this place more". Fear not gentle reader, this is not one of those reviews. In fact, it's just the opposite. I like this place more than I feel I should. Despite being housed in a west side strip mall, despite no information on the sourcing of their ingredients, despite the bizarre fusion of wine bar and sports bar elements, I keep coming back. Why, you ask? They offer creative food with exceptional service in an intimate setting Every time I've visited, my wife and I have left content. And there are very few places in Madison that I can say that about. Things I like: * Want to feel like a rock star? The attentive service at Eno Vino will make you feel like one. The entire staff really seems focused on creating the best possible experience for the patrons. More than anything else, this is keeps drawing me back. * I adore the humble simplicity of the Charred Hot House Tomato Soup. It may be the lowest priced item on the menu, but this dish never fails to amaze. Intense tomato flavor that is perfectly complimented by a mini grilled cheese sandwich. Highly recommended! * A wine list that's twelve freakin' pages long. It has a great mix of varietals and regions. If you feel overwhelmed by all the choices, the servers and bartenders have offered some great recommendations. I also recommend utilizing the wine flights as a way to sample some out of the ordinary. * I appreciate the wide variety of menu choices. Usually I get nervous when I see a wide variety of cuisines represented on the menu. But kitchen at Eno Vno does a pretty decent job of representing the various cuisines of Asia, Europe and the Americas. When I have a disappointing dish, it's more the result of poor execution than of poor concept. * Overall, I enjoy the ambiance. Once I enter, I immediately forget that I'm in a strip mall. Romantic lighting levels, the fireplace by the bar, the warm color palette of the decor make it a great date night location. While others have complained about the noise level, I've never experienced that problem when seated at the the chef's table or the bar area. Things I don't like: * Black hole, meet wallet. A couple glasses of wine, several appetizers and a dessert will likely set you back $100. Eno Vino adheres to a quality over quantity philosophy, which you'll noticed when it comes time to pay the bill. * For a restaurant that focuses on food quality, I'm surprised they don't indicate where they are sourcing their ingredients. They may adhere to a farm-to-table philosophy like many of the other finer, local dining establishments, but the menu or the website does not shed any insights. When I go to Graze, I know exactly where the items on the cheese board came from, not so at Eno Vino. * For the love of god, ditch the TVs in the bar area. Do you really think showing SportsCenter adds to the ambiance? I didn't think so. * I'm surprised there haven't been more road rage incidents in the parking lot as the strip mall patrons race each other to find an open parking spot. Be prepared to spend time hunting for a parking spot. Despite these imperfections, I still am a huge fan of Eno Vino.
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A: My Wife and I decided to try this place a couple weeks ago. What a big mistake on our part. This place is terrible. The older woman who waited on us was very unfriendly and gave me the impression that she did not want to be there waiting on customers. My wife ordered a chicken entree and I ordered a pork dish. Both arrived semi warm. There seemed to be a party going on in the kitchen as the music was loud and not customer oriented. The waitress, after serving our dinners, stood against the front wall and did not return to our table until we moitioned for a check. Having eaten Japanese and Korean all over the world I would rate this place as bottom of the bottom. I don't think this place will last long.
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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- positive) review?

Answer: I Hesitated to write this review on the Phoenix VA Hospital, but it should be said. Last year I lived across the street from the NW Phoenix VA clinic. I applied for care there, and was told I could not be seen there. They were not taking new patients, as they had lost the services of several doctors. I was told I might try the Phoenix VA Hospital. I did and was given an appt almost 1 year from my call date. My needs were not for a cold or a cut finger. It was for Diabetes and I was told they could not see me sooner and that is how it was. I felt something was strange with the entire experience. I had to find private care, and even that was difficult in the area. I could not retire in Arizona and the lack of health care was a big part of the reason, as I was going to need VA health care as I got older. Diabetes was not magically going away, it needed treatment. They seemed to have no interest in seeing me. I could not depend on that, so I have had to make other plans in life. I would not be able to retire in Arizona. I think that is a shame in itself. I realize everyone has a different experience, but I gave mine and it is a honest review of what happened to me in 2013. I was so sorry to hear of the veterans that had died over these delays in care. It is a disgrace but I am not surprised at all by this behavior in Phoenix. They obviously are overwhelmed. They need a 2nd hospital for one thing and a lot more staff.
Input: OPTIONS:
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Generate a negative review for a place
Output: WOW! I will never step foot in this animal hospital again! First of all they push their per insurance aka "care program", ummm NO! and if you don't get on their care program bandwagon you will pay out the butt for services! They want to charge me $250 to clean my dogs teeth and they want to put her to sleep to do such! Are you kidding me? I've never had a vet want to put her to sleep to clean her teeth! They took my dog in the back and supposedly examined her and gave her shots. Really? did they? I have never been to a vet that does not check your dog in front of you and give shots in front of you. I have no idea what they did to her, if anything and nearly $200 later I walked out of the place. The doctor had a poor bedside manner, slightly rude, rather matter of fact, not at all personable or friendly at all. A rock has more personality than the doctor had! Needless to say I will not be returning to this facility. DO NOT GO TO THIS FACILITY ! They are a SCAM! They rape you of your hard earned money and you have no clue if they have even examined your pet or given the shots since none of those services are done in front of the owner!
input: Write a negative yelp review (OPTIONS:
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output: not sure what I'm missing but 2 visits so far and not impressed! I was there the first weekend and service was awful. food was so so but i found it and cocktails pricy.But its new and was very crowded. i understand. Tried again last nite and not much better! service was better but not very friendly. this was noticed by all 4 of us there for dinner. Again not impressed with food and drinks are pricy for what tbis place is! glad to pay but make it worth it. i live very close and was excited to have it in our area. i will try again because i want it to be good and its close. i will review again.
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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- positive) review?

Answer:
We should've walked out the second we walked in. The hostesses were nice but there was just this nasty stench... like when you leave a wet towel bunched up on the floor for a couple days. The menus were really dirty I didn't even want to touch them. We got seated right away so that's a good thing. We had a party of 5 and got seated at a booth. The tables have a little call button that you press if you need something. We all decided to do the AYCE sushi. We ordered green mussels, a couple of hand rolls, couple of sushi rolls, and tons of nigiri. Most of the food came out right away. The green mussels took a while which was expected. What was weird was that the mussels came out before the hand rolls. Makes no sense at all. After we were all done with the sushi out waiter asked if we wanted dessert. We ordered mochi all around and also asked for the checks as well. The mochi took about 10 mins to get, the check took another 10 after that, then it took another 5 mins for them to pick up the checks. We all got so frustrated that we were pressing the call button and no one paid attention. Multiple employees walked by not even glancing our tables direction. After he finally picked up the checks it took another good couple of mins to bring them back. By the time we left we were all hungry again from waiting so long to leave. The food wasn't even worth it. The salmon had a fishy taste to it. The tuna was good. The Ono, albacore, yellowtail were all weird tasting. The mussels were prepared differently than I'm used to but overall were good. The tako slices were really thin. Overall experience was bad. Most likely never coming back here.