[Q]: Objective: To slice cookie bars in a pan,
[A]: using a chef's knife, press down into the cookie bars until you feel it slice through to the pan, making horizontal and vertical lines of equal distance across the pan.

[Q]: Objective: pumice
[A]: smooths feet

[Q]: Objective: In order to make cheap tentacles for a costume,
[A]: cut out several long strips of brown paper and dangle them from your neck.

[Q]: Objective: coffee filter
[A]:
can be hidden under machete