Rick, I believe you went to runzhiemer last year. Larry and I got new company cars last year, so we are not affected. Please, respond to me so I can forward to Bill and start another little table for future reference. Mike
Answer: Runzhiemer
Here is an email: One day, while walking down the street, a highly successful lawyer was tragically hit by a bus and killed. His soul arrived up in Heaven, where he was met at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter himself. "Welcome to Heaven," said St. Peter. "Before you get settled in, though, it seems we have a problem. You see, we've never once had a lawyer make it this far and we're not really sure what to do with you." "No problem-just let me in," said the lawyer "Well, I'd like to, but I have higher orders. What we're going to do is let you have a day in Hell and a day in Heaven, and then you can choose whichever one you want to spend an eternity in." "Actually, I think I've made up my mind...I prefer to stay in Heaven," said the lawyer "Sorry, we have rules," said St. Peter, and with that, he put the lawyer in an elevator and it went down-down-down to Hell. The doors opened and the lawyer found himself stepping out onto the putting green on a beautiful golf course. In the distance was a country club, and standing in front of him were all of his friends and fellow lawyers with whom he had worked. They were all dressed in black tie and evening gowns and cheering for him. They ran up and kissed him on both cheeks and they talked about old times. They played an excellent round of golf, and that night went to the country club where he enjoyed an excellent steak and lobster dinner. The lawyer even got to meet the Devil, who was actually a woman and very good looking. He had a great time telling jokes and dancing. In fact, the lawyer was having such a good time, that before he knew it, it was time to leave. Everybody shook his hand, thanked him for coming and waved goodbye as he got on the elevator. The elevator went up-up-up and opened back at the Pearly Gates, where he found St. Peter waiting for him. "Now it's time to spend a day in Heaven," he said. So the lawyer spent the next 24 hours lounging around on clouds and playing the harp and singing. He had a great time, and before he knew it, his 24 hours were up. St. Peter came and got him. "So, you've spent a day in Hell and you've spent a day in Heaven. Now you must choose your eternity," he said. The lawyer paused for a second, and then replied, "Well, I never thought I'd say this. I mean, Heaven has been really great and all, but I think I had a better time in Hell." So St. Peter escorted him to the elevator and again he went down-down-down, back to Hell. When the doors of the elevator opened, the lawyer found himself standing in a desolate wasteland covered in garbage and filth. He saw his friends and fellow lawyers were dressed in rags and were picking up the garbage and putting it in sacks. The Devil appeared before the lawyer. She now had horns sticking out of her head, fire spit out her ears and nose and she had a very evil laugh The lawyer stammered: "I don't understand. Yesterday, I was here and there was a golf course and a country club and we ate lobster and danced and had a great time. Now all there is a wasteland of garbage and all of my friends and fellow lawyers look overworked and miserable." The Devil looked at the lawyer and smiled. "Yesterday we were recruiting you; today you're ours."
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A: Life in the Law Firm
Q: Hi Michelle, Have you spoken with the fair employment attorney in Montreal yet? Please let me know if we will be able to roll out a similar voluntary separation program in Montreal. Thanks
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A: Canadian Legal Determination
IN: Please review and verify the attached spreadsheet. Make any corrections to employee info in RED on the spreadsheet As we will not hold a pre-ranking meeting, please provide a pre-rank of 1-5 (see attached rating descriptors) for each employee. COMMERCIAL: Commercial employees are identified by a C in the Peer Group column You should be prepared to represent these employees at the July 9 Commercial PRC meeting COMMERCIAL SUPPORT: Commercial Support employees are identified by a CS in the Peer Group column Non-exempt employees (Clerks/Administrative Assistants/Coordinators) will not participate in a PRC meeting. Your ranking on the spreadsheet 1-3 (see attached rating descriptors under Job Group Participation) will be the final ranking for these employees Note: If your employees used the PEP system to do a self-evaluation, it is important that you review the accomplishments section of the self-eval prior to attending a PRC meeting. This information will be available to display on the screen during the meeting. If you have any questions, call me at 5-3847. Please send the completed spreadsheet to me no later than MONDAY, JUNE 11.

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OUT: Important PRC info-Read and Respond by Monday, June 11
IN: This is an email
The following reports have been waiting for your approval for more than 4 days. Please review. Owner: Luiz T Maurer Report Name: LM 111301 Days In Mgr. Queue: 8 Owner: Susan J Mara Report Name: SJM11152001 Days In Mgr. Queue: 5

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OUT: Expense Reports Awaiting Your Approval
Guys, as part of the new A&A program being rolled out by the ENE Office of the Chair, a new Associate and Analyst PRC is being set up. I have nominated you as the six people from ENA to be on this PRC. You will represent ENA's A&A's and participate in the evaluation and ranking across the entire company. This is a very important function - please represent us well. Regards
Answer:
Associate & Analyst PRC