Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer: I love this place!! Came here on Christmas Eve to meet with friends who were visiting home. Everyone ordered something different and we all shared. LOVED everything we ordered which was basically the entire menu. 'Nuff said, go check them out!!

Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer: A harrowing experience that I have never forgotten On December the 27th, 2010, my family and I decided to eat at this establishment, a quaint and attractive corral of tables inside the Venitian. Thinking that pizza was universal enough and since I love cheese, I ordered the pizza quatro fromaggi. It should be called the "pizza quatro dimone." While my fellow diners were privileged to partake in good and tasteful victuals, my experience was horrifically different. The "pizza" arrived, a thin yet textureless crust more bland than a saltine cracker. Oh, what I would have given for the remainder of that meal to have been so bland! The sauce was somehow simultaneously as bitter as orange juice served in an aluminum cup and as sweet as frosting, smothered atop the pizza in a bloody masacre-like fashion. The surface of the pizza would have been only sauce, but for one horrific, greasy, formless globule of cheese in the center of each piece. I'll never know if it was the Tallegio or the Cacio that fell me. And here, I start to go blank. The memories, the horror... The taste of bile and frosting mixed with locker-room sweat and sourness, mixed with the at once rosey yet musky dirty-water "Esscence of the Venitian" scent wafting through the air ducts. I could taste nothing but that for days. Every food I ate for the rest of the day tasted of IT. Now I sit here, more than two years later, still remembering every once in a while that terrible taste, that permiating aroma. I can still smell it on-call, just by remembering. Shame on you, Mario Batalli. In all of your culinary genious, you have hidden ONE fateful dish on your menu, making for a cruel game of russian roulette. Although you may partake of its benignant friends, BEWARE of this pizza and the evil it portends!

Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer:
This place is simply gross. I know it's a cheap meal and that's the main reason why they have customers. I can honestly say that it was the worst burger I've ever had. It tasted like greasy bread without the meat...and I ordered a double. The fries had no taste and overall it was just nasty. I know that it really doesn't matter because it's a cheap meal here in las vegas. If you are coming here looking for a cheap burger spend a couple of extra bucks and go to a fatburger please. I don't like mcdonalds that much but it was still far better then this chain. Not my taste at all.