Q: Build a movie plot around this: Who left a message on the answering machine? Marc's father
A: La Moustache opens with Marc Thiriez, a middle aged Parisian, taking a bath and asking his wife if he should shave off the moustache he has sported for most of his adult life. His wife, Agnes, wryly comments that she wouldn't recognize him without it, yet as she leaves, Marc shaves the moustache off. Upon her return, Agnes is angry Marc did not let her in the door when she rang. Marc lies and says he broke his shoelace. In the car Marc asks his wife if she notices anything. She does not respond, wanting to know if he thinks she is dressed too sexy for the party. Later that evening, as the two visit their friends Serge (Agnes' first husband) and Nadia, Serge tells a funny story from his marriage to Agnes, how she was sneaky and refused to admit it, even when found out. Agnes again denies the sneakiness. Frustrated that Serge and Nadia also do not notice that Marc has shaven his trademark moustache, Marc fights with Agnes in the car as they return home, frightening Agnes. As they lie in bed that night, another fight over the moustache ensues as Agnes digs in her heels and tells Marc he's never had a moustache and that she fears for his sanity. Agnes phones Nadia and Nadia claims Marc has not had a moustache in fifteen years. Agnes takes a sleeping pill to sleep.Marc finds a photo album of pictures from their holiday in Bali, all of which show him sporting his moustache. When he confronts Agnes with these pictures, she ignores him and changes the subject, leaving him even more confused. She suggests Marc see a psychiatrist whom her friend Francois knew. Marc tries to make the best of his situation, but grows more paranoid and confused when even his co-workers don't acknowledge that he has shaven his moustache. He smokes a cigarette and his co-worker tells him he is fool for starting up again.His wife is upset at the soccer team and yells at the TV. She is upset when she finds Marc has taken up smoking again. They go out and Agnes insists on buying Marc a brightly patterned jacket ("a clown's...

Q: Build a movie plot around this: What do Jerry and Tuffy do to the king? Wake him up
A: In a large castle, a king is snoring away. The two Mouseketeers, Jerry and Tuffy, enter the scene. Tuffy has some difficulty climbing onto the king's nightstand, and falls. When Jerry peers over the edge to look for him, Tuffy suddenly appears right behind Jerry. Tuffy starts speaking French, trying to explain himself, then interjects in English, "And I hurt my head, too!" Jerry shushes him.Jerry runs to a nearby piece of cheese and cuts a piece out of it. Tuffy goes for some grapes, but has difficulty pulling a grape off the vine with his rapier. He struggles with it until it comes off, flies through the air, and lands in the mouth of the snoring king, who begins to suffocate. Jerry quickly runs over and tilts the king's head, allowing him to swallow the grape. The two turn to flee, but Tuffy accidentally smashes a tea cup in the process. The king bolts wide awake, and manages to catch sight of the two before they flee.The king is temperamental, and calls for a cat. Tom immediately enters. The king warns him that his sleep is not to be disturbed by any sound, or else he will have Tom beheaded. The mice, who overhear this, decide to make the most of the situation. The king then goes back to sleep, while Tom stands guard. It does not take long before he notices Jerry eating a piece of cheese. Tom threatens him with his rapier, but Jerry simply points to Tuffy, who hurls a vase off the nightstand. Tom runs for the vase and manages to catch it on his rapier. However, the two Mouseketeers are not finished; they proceed to throw every sort of breakable object they can off the nightstand. Incredibly, Tom manages to catch every single one using nearly all his available appendages. Using his only free limb-- his left leg-- he manages to slip outside and drop all the objects, which shatter.Tom runs back into the castle, but Jerry has used the time to sprinkle tacks on the floor. Tom runs in and steps on the tacks. He begins to scream, but quickly stops himself, so as not to wake up the king. He gets outside and...

Q: Build a movie plot around this: How does Ganesha win the sacred fruit from Lord Shiva? By outsmarting his younger brother Muruga.
A: Lord Shiva gives a sacred fruit brought by sage Narada to his elder son, Ganesha for outsmarting his younger brother Muruga in a competition for winning the fruit. Angered by his father's decision, Muruga goes to the hill abode of Palani in the guise of a hermit. Goddess Parvathi comes and narrates four of the divine games of Shiva to calm Muruga down.The first story tells of the opening of Shiva's third eye when he visits Madurai, the capital city of the Pandya Kingdom, ruled at that time by Shenbagapandian. Shenbagapandian wants to find the answer to a question posed by his wife (whether the fragrance from a woman's hair is natural or caused by the cosmetics she uses on her hair) and announces a reward of 1000 gold coins to anyone who could come up with the answer. A poor poet named Dharumi desperately wants the reward and starts breaking down in the Meenakshi Amman Temple. Shiva, who hears his cries, takes the form of a poet and gives Dharumi a poem containing the answer. Overjoyed, Dharumi takes it to the court and recites the poem, but the ego-filled Tamil poet Nakkeerar claims the poem's meaning to be incorrect. After arguing with Nakkeerar about the poem's accuracy, Shiva burns him into ashes. Later, he revives Nakkeerar, saying that he only wanted to test his knowledge. Nakkeerar requests the king to give the reward to Dharumi.The second story is when Shiva marries Dhatchayini against the will of her father Dhatchan. Dhatchan also performs a Mahayagna without inviting his son-in-law. Dhatchayini asks Shiva's permission to go to the ceremony but Shiva refuses to let her go as he feels no good will come out of it. Dhatchayini disobeys him and goes there, only to be insulted by Dhatchan. Dhatchayini curses her father and returns to Shiva to find him angry at her for disobeying him. Dhatchayini asserts that they are one and without her, there is no Shiva. Shiva refuses to agree with her and burns her to ashes trying to prove her wrong and performs his Tandava, which is noticed by the Devas, who pacify...

Q: Build a movie plot around this: who remains unnoticed in the evacuated barracks? Sefton
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Stalag 17 begins on "the longest night of the year" in 1944 in a Luftwaffe prisoner-of-war camp somewhere along the Danube River. The story is narrated by Clarence Harvey "Cookie" Cook (Gil Stratton). The camp holds Poles, Czechs, Russian females and, in the American compound, 640 sergeants from bomber crews, gunners, radiomen, and flight engineers.Manfredi (Michael Moore) and Johnson (Peter Baldwin) try to escape through a tunnel, but are shot by waiting guards when they emerge outside the barbed wire fence. The other prisoners conclude that one of their own must have told the Germans. Suspicion falls on Sefton (William Holden), an enterprising cynic who barters openly with the German guards for eggs, silk stockings, blankets and other luxuries. He also runs a distillery, and organizes mouse races and various other profitable ventures. Sefton tells the men it is foolish to try to escape.The lives of the prisoners are depicted: they receive mail, eat terrible food, wash in the latrine sinks, and collectively do their best to keep sane and defy the camp's commandant, Oberst [Colonel] von Scherbach (Otto Preminger). They use a clandestine radio, smuggled from barracks to barracks, to pick up the BBC and the war news. One German guard, Feldwebel [Staff Sergeant] Schulz (Sig Ruman), confiscates the radio in another success for the "stoolie.""Animal" Kuzawa is infatuated with movie star Betty Grable, and becomes depressed when he learns she has married bandleader Harry James. Harry "Sugar Lips" Shapiro gets six letters at mail call and makes Animal think they are from women. When Kuzawa sees a finance company letterhead, Harry admits they repossessed his Plymouth.Sefton bribes the guards to let him spend the day in the Russian women's barracks. The other prisoners conclude that this is his reward for having informed the Germans about the radio. When he returns, he is accused of being a spy. Later, von Scherbach takes Lieutenant James Schuyler Dunbar (Don Taylor), a temporary inmate, away. Dunbar admitted to...