Problem: Write a positive yelp review.
A: 99 bottles of...coffee beans on the wall. They have just about every kind of flavored coffee you could possibly want and just about every kind of roast from every kind of region that you could possibly want, too. I really enjoy coming here if only for the smells. I've been here on the weekends, but I was most recently in on a weekday around lunchtime. That, my friends, is the time to go. The guys in the coffee-picking area were super-helpful, didn't rush me, and were friendly/chatty. I got a chocolate raspberry coffee as an early Mother's Day present and my mom loved it. It was between that an their coconut rum flavor, but honestly, it's my goal to work my way through every flavor they have. I wish I could comment on the cafe, but I didn't have time left on the meter and other times they've been too busy to warrant waiting in line. I definitely want to try their lattes. Their flavors of the day always look intriguing (lavender chai? I'll try anything once!)

Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A: Now I remember why I never come to this location when I go to TGI Fridays...service is terrible! When we arrived we were told it was going to be a 30 min wait. Since it was Friday night, we figured that made sense and we sat around waiting for our table. About 20 min later we were told that our table was ready and followed the hostess into the restaurant where we were led to the far back left corner, passing through a half empty restaurant! If there were dozens of tables empty, why did we have to wait and more importantly, why were we lied to about a 30 min wait when they could've pieced together 2 tables to fit our party of 5 easily! When it came time to order our drinks and appetizers, I inquired about happy hour and was told it was only at the bar. Since my friend had his nephew with him we couldn't move to the bar, oh well. We placed our drink and food orders, with Rachel and I going with the $10 unlimited appetizers - mozzerella sticks and boneless wings. The mozz sticks and wings were decent since those are pretty difficult to screw up. My 2nd order of mozz sticks were not as good and the cheese wasn't as melted which is how I like it. Our 2nd order of wings had the garlic parmesean sauce on it, which tasted kind of funky. Rachel couldn't eat it because it looked like snot to her lol. When it came time to pay, we split the check between 2 cards and when the waitress saw this she asked for our IDs. Hold up, hold my phone. Since when do restaurants check for IDs when paying for a meal?! At first I refused to show my ID on the principle that no merchant is supposed to ask for ID anyways when paying with a card (Visa and MasterCard both prohibit this), much less a restaurant. However, it didn't seem like she was going to let me use my card if I didn't show her my ID. A little argument ensued where I informed the waitress that by doing so her business is in violation of their contracts/agreements with MasterCard and that I would report them for such a violation if she continued to ask for my ID. In the end, I decided to just comply by tossing my ID at her rather than just walking out and not paying. I figured I'd contact MasterCard and their corporate customer service to voice my complaints, because an hourly paid waitress is too dumb to understand anything related to business or contracts anyways. All she kept saying was that she could send her manager over as if that was going to solve anything. She said it was store policy so I'm pretty sure her manager was the one that taught her this. Idiots.

Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A:
I like the concept of Rambo's kitchen. Old school '60s diner with retro ambiance and bright colors. I love things that are loud and that stand out. Now the lack of execution with the food is why I give this a 2 star rating. The food doesn't stand out as much as the decor does. I've ordered many items from their menu and all have not left me wanting more. I've come to know of this place through my co-worker. Our doctor likes to order the fish and chips from here so we do order lunch here once in a while. Last time I ate here I had ordered a Philly Cheese Steak, but unfortunately they decided to stop serving philly steak. They let me know I can have a chicken cheese steak instead. Ehhh.. I opt for it. Chicken was dry, bread was on the hard side, and fries wasn't crispy enough. I do love their ranch though. I can drink it like water. LOL. Their menu is kind of cluttered. There is too much going on. I don't know where to look first. I honestly would not eat here on my own pocket, but if the doctor wants Rambo's for lunch well I guess I have no choice. Any other day you probably won't see me here.