You are given a review about a place. You need to provide a rating from "1 star" to "5 stars" for this place.

Q: I don't know about the pizza but I got a calzone and two of my friends got a calzone and they were absolutely foul! I don't know what that crust was made out of, there was no crust it was awful. I've had so many calzones and this was by far the worst. The staff was not great. BUT I did however like the environment. I thought with the restaurant being located in a house and all it wouldn't be very good but it took me by surprise. Everyone's reviews below me talk about how good their pizza is so I suppose you'll have to take their word for it. But I can assure you that the calzones are not worth it. We spent over $30 on two regular calzones and one mini!! What kind of price is that!?

A: 1 star
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Q: CROOKS! Do not work with them! Everything seemed fine and dandy. Till I moved in. They made a video of the home, making it look beautiful and since I was searching from out of state, it seemed like they were so helpful. And then I got to the house. Discovering it hadn't actually been cleaned in 8 months. There was so much wrong with it. They lied to me about the condition and the HORRIBLE neighborhood it was in!
Then when I tried to get out of it they took $900 and said it was non refundable.
As soon as I said we didn't want to live there they stopped the kind service and stopped caring and stopped responding.
Not worth it!

A: 1 star
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Q: I like to start off by saying I haven't yelped in over a year, but my experience last weekend convinced me otherwise. Good job XS, I'm back on yelp.

This place gets a lot of hype and rightfully so. The venue is what I call a hot girl-crazy paradox. Since its inception, what's not to love about her? XS is sexy, gorgeous & attractive. Everyone wants to sample it... even if it means paying a premium price, but people (me included) tend to be blind-sighted when their smarter friends warn you otherwise.

Chilling in the room, reminiscing how awesome the previous nights were (side note: the wraparound balcony suite at the cosmopolitan deserves a well 10 star out of 5 review... but that's a different story), one of my best friend says, "hey, we should all go to XS tonight, I'll buy 4 tickets online. Avicii will be there". Yup, with house/trance being the mainstream these days, when you hear Avicii, Tiesto, or Gareth Emery... people like my friends automatically think it's going to be a good night.

It was 9:30pm. We did the usual XS protocols. Go in before rush hour to get the usual two stamps... 1) for being 21+ 2) the other for re-entry. I like to address the ladder stamp being the most important. With their low quality stamp ink pads, make sure you get a FULL stamp. Not 1/3... not even half... not ... but a FULL stamp. Let me repeat that again... a FULL STAMP (like the ones you get at Disneyland)

Later that night in the re-entry way, the security claims that my stamp wasn't clear enough for the club and that I had to immediately go back to general admission to purchase a new ticket. At that moment, I had the hot girl-crazy paradox epiphany... the illusion glass of hotness suddenly shattered and my realization of XS began.

1) XS's extra small dance floor
2) XS's poor handle of crowd control
3) XS's poor quality in bottle services
4) XS's $19 red bull vodkas
5) XS's poor judgment in the definition of Excess.

Like a hot-crazy girl, if you haven't experienced XS yet, you have to try it. It's something everyone must do and say, "yup... I done it"; however, if the next time is going to be your 10th... stop while you're ahead. Keep the legendary memories behind you and don't let it get tainted with the XS it is now: overcrowded, overpriced and most of all... overhyped.

I'm back Yelpers. I'm back.

A:
2 stars
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