input: Write a negative yelp review.
output: If I could give this place zero stars I would. VERY disappointed, and I will NEVER return - at least not while it's under the current ownership. Went here a few days after it reopened as Thirsty Cactus. Was immediately disappointed to see that they took down all the cute dog pics. Sure I get it that it's a new owner, new name, new theme (although, what theme?) but they didn't do anything to replace the dog pics. The walls are painted hideous purple, yellow and other bright colors that would be much better suited for a preschool. Service was fine, nothing special. Food was OK, nothing special. Prices were less than fine or OK - they're over priced. Although first impression wasn't stellar, we didn't hate it. We decided to go back for a 2nd trip with our dogs - wanted to relax on the patio. We sat down and our asses barely hit the bench when the server came over to tell us that they didn't have a "license" anymore to allow dogs on the patio. Really? A license?? I'd like to know what license that would be? Is that the license to be a cool establishment and allow calm dogs chill out on the patio? Is that the license that they chose not to pay for? I'm thinking there is no license, and even if there is, perhaps the owner should have considered that the customers that come here like to occasionally bring their four-legged friends with them. I will not be back, and I imagine I won't be the only one. Looking forward to the next owner taking over the place... I imagine it won't take too long.
input: Write a positive yelp review.
output: This is a cool place! It reminds me of an eatery that should be located up in Maine. Kind of a lodge feel, lots of wood, simple. I skipped the drinks this go 'round and went straight to stuffing my face. Our table split the green chili dip with chips and pita. It was warm, and gooey and disappeared quickly! My margarita pizza was loaded with cheesy-garlicky goodness, although could've used a few more tomatoes. I really enjoyed my husbands mahi fish and chips apparently because after taking half of one to try, I went back for the second half! Our friends ordered the fish tacos and veggie/hummus flatbread which were devoured as well. We finally split the apple pie at the end and then pulled out our pillows for naps tableside...... My only gripe was I was jonesing for water and never had my glass refilled. Otherwise our server was friendly and fairly prompt.
input: Write a negative yelp review.
output:
awfull!!! we paid 53 $ for 5 minutes of what you never pay in any amusement park... defenetly... t they rying to get the tourism to pay for an awful experience.... we came from spain and we got that 1000 better in any ammusement park.... very, very disappointing... and expensive.... probably they they need to amortized.... dont even waist your time... nada que ver! el pasaje del terror del tibidabo 1000 veces mejor! y gratis!!!!.