IN: Mom and Clay treated us to a night down east as a belated anniversary present . It was my first time , Brian 's as well , and it is now a place I ca n't wait to visit again . The weather was stellar , the food even more so .
Why did the mom celebrate the narrator ?

OUT: It was for a commemoration of an important date .

IN: So there IS a God . I have proof , for he hates me . Where we do laundry , you used a card that you charge with money at a machine and put it in the washing and drying at $ 1.50 each , bringing a total of $ 3 bucks per load . So I got my clothes , put 'em in the washer , and it told me I have 50 cents left on the card .
Why does the writer blame this event on God himself hating them ?

OUT: Because when nothing goes right for them , it feels like a malevolent deity is at play

IN: Oh yeah , I forgot . Audrey 's name is next on the list at the security company . She lives the second closest and her last name starts with a D. Alphabetically , she faces the same issues I do .
What may be a plausible fact about Audrey 's last name ?

OUT:
None of the above choices .