Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: Aloft is the attractive blonde you see from across the bar, who, when you get up close, has many imperfections and not much substance or personality. Awful showers, dark rooms, poor maid service, perpetually empty grab-and-go cafe, uncomfortable beds. The gym has decent equipment, but a horrible configuration as well as lack of equipment, make it pretty tough to get in a workout. The pool is positioned in such a way that only gets sun from about 10-1pm. Not ideal if you're trying to catch some rays...which is about all you can do there since it's not long enough to swim laps. The bar area is a disaster as well. I've reviewed that separately under the Wxyz Lounge.
Q: negative

A: So after a brief visit to Scottsdale, tired of seeing nothing but strip malls, I wanted some coffee. Stat. Wanting to do the local thing instead of giving in to the all-mighty Starbucks, a quick Yelp search pointed me towards Coffee Bean. This was not my first choice, as the other places were closing at or around 6pm (WTF Scottsdale?!?). So first of all, this place is a chain. So there goes my "shop local" thing. My bad, not theirs. And, second, this place sucks. Sorry but it does. My chai latte was pale and very close to the hue of milk. In fact, it tasted like milk. Watery and iced milk. Yuck. And the cappuccino was BAD. Yes, BAD. The espresso was way too hot. Temperature plays a very big part of pulling a good shot of espresso, among many other variables. The milk was alright. The espresso to milk ratio was way off as well. The atmosphere is boring and generic. Any Starbucks interior is leagues better; more comfy, more appealing, etc. One of the few instances when going with Starbucks would have been a better option. I have no idea how this place has a four star rating. Geez.
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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- positive) review?

Answer: Well i was taking my partner on a romantic "stay-cation" after being together for five years and never doing anything like this i thought what an amazing idea for a birthday gift! a night away from the 3 kids (our dogs) ! i was pumped about the water park and the suite! when we got there we were greeted wonderfully! we got our room key fast ! and was directed to our room personally! i felt very "Luxury" per say. Our room was perfect size! we had a great view! very comfortable bed! and lots of towels! so far so good! we were super hungry! and i was still super excited that my surprise had works and so far was going perfect. We went to the Grill in the lobby for dinner. The food was , how do i say this.... gross... and over priced! as a starter we got "Asian inspired chips and dip" it was basically fried won-ton noodles and mayo, it was like eating a heart attack. for dinner we both ordered the club , it was thick cut meat that didn't taste fresh and burnt Bacon. We also ordered two pina coladas even tho they tasted wonderful to our surprise we both sipped up sharp plastic ! after the waitress (Amanda, the rudest waitress ever) brought back a new one the explanation i got was " Oh! it was part of the box sorry! here's a larger one!" . all i can say is dessert was NOT on the agenda. The next day we went to the water park, it was beautiful and clean and the women at the entrance was very nice! we did just so happen to forget our IDs in the car so we said if we want to drink we will go get them but for now we will just swim and have fun. After a while in the lazy river and enjoying tanning by the wave pool we thought lets give that pina colada another try, this time we can watch while she makes it. We went all the way back to our car to retrieve our IDS so we can get an orange wrist band (that means you can drink) . The woman at the entrance was very nice and great full that we walked to our car to get our IDs she then gave us the new bands so we were good to go. once back in the pool area again we went to the bar. We were ignored at first , she asked people who had just walked up as if we weren't waiting there looking at her. way before even saying hello to us, with out making ANY eye contact she said "what can i get you girls" no "hello!" ? we ordered the Prickly pear and strawberry colada's (very good) she looked up and said nothing but continued making the ofter peoples drinks. Then after finishing with the other people Never once asking for Their IDs she came back and said " Ill need to see IDs" rude as if we we stole these bracelets. Now i know we look young but are we not wearing orange wrist bands?? so either you don't trust the woman at the gate or you don't want my 9.50$ a drink! Trust me i am all for NO underage drinking but if I'm spending this much money to stay here and have a drink i don't want to feel like I'm being questioned or have some one insinuate I'm lying . All and All would i go back yes... but could the employees use some serious attitude adjustments ? YES! just cause I'm 25 does not mean my 300$ isn't as good as anyone Else's.
Input: OPTIONS:
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Generate a positive review for a place
Output: This place is family owned and the french owner is a very nice guy. I haven't had a ton of variety here but I love the Chicken Pesto. The bread is baked fresh daily and I'm a sucker for any fresh bread. They buy their vegetables fresh from the farmer's market and also have a variety of different soups made fresh daily. The size of the sandwich is about a 6 inch sub from subway and is about $7. They have desserts as well but I've never tried it before. 8/10 Good to go.
input: Write a negative yelp review (OPTIONS:
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output: This place has gone way down hill lately! I've been going to DeFalco's for almost seven years and I can't say I'll ever go back after my recent experience... My friend and I stopped in on the afternoon of April 8th to get some food. From start to finish, the customer service was offensive. The man taking our order never made eye contact, never thanked us, and seemed to be more annoyed than anything. After about 20 minutes of waiting for our food, one of the servers came out to the patio where we were sitting and called out my number. Again, this guy seemed almost to the point of being openly angry with me for no apparent reason. He brought out my dish, slammed it down on the table along with my silverware, and stormed back inside. After five or so minutes of waiting for my friend's food, he went inside to ask for it. When he got inside he discovered his food had been sitting on the take out counter when he had in fact ordered it for dine in. When he checked it to make sure it was what he had ordered, he found that the order was not correct. When he asked to have it fixed, the manager on duty questioned him several times as if my friend was the one who had made the mistake. Again, this guy seemed angered by our presence. He proceeded to shout back at the cooks to fix the meal who then shouted back at him. A few minutes later, the same angry server brought our food out to the patio where I had been sitting and eating by myself. The only saving grace was that the food still tasted good. However, I will DEFINITELY NOT BE GOING BACK to this place as long as the customers get treated the way we were treated that day.
Problem: What would be an example of an positive (OPTIONS:
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- positive) review?

Answer:
This place rocks! The prices are perfect! Low enough to afford but with amazing quality. The girls that work here are awesome! Terry does my nails and she is so creative and funny! I enjoy our conversations and she has done nail art on my big toe the last 2 pedicures that I have loved! I never had nail art before or even thought of it! They are very clean, and have a unique set up. You can walk-in or set up an appointment. The gel manicure I had lasted 2 weeks before it started peeling, and my regular pedicures last even longer! I'm recommending this salon to a friend of mine who's getting married next week!