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Output: This gigantic club has 8 separate areas including VIP upstairs lounge. Hot half naked girls dancing to club music. This may sound like a great time, but don't be fooled it's going to be really lame. My only excuse for going is a friend would get me in for free. I would actually recommend it, if you are from out of town and have never been to a high end large dance club.

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Output: I Agree with the last reviewer!!! Direct TV has the worst customer service department I think I have ever dealt with in the last 20 years! I am educated and been in the corporate world for the last 20 years. At the beginning of my services- (because of price) I was going to bundle all my all services. The Bundling department was HORRIBLE. After talking to 3 different reps....being hung-up on, talking to a Supervisor that could have cared less, five hours later and a few tears- I canceled my bundle. I called back the next day and canceled everything except the tv portion of the services (I REALLY wanted the DVR capability through-out the house). I really thought is was just the Bundling Department that was so horrible...but I was wrong. Ten days into my service and my DVR was having issues- recording only 1/2 my shows. So I called technical support. A gal answered and I explain the situation very politely...and there is no response back. Dead silence. All the sudden I say..." are you still there." She says "yes- please give me a chance to review your account." I said back to her " oh, I didn't know you were still there... you didn't say anything, I thought we were disconnected." With a condescending voice she states..."m-a-m, P-L-E-A-S-E allow me to review your account." WOW. The next five minutes on the call was horrible. I told her I needed to talk to someone else...so I hung up and called back. The next person was just as bad and blamed my DVR not recording several shows on AZ local broadcasting stations... that it was not Direct TV's fault. I couldn't believe it....I asked for a supervisor after he talked to me in a condescending voice and was rude...and he put me on hold until I finally hung up after 15 minutes. I am going to try to cancel my services before my 2- YEARS is locked in! Now I know why they do the 2-year contract.

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Output: The restaurant has an unusual practice of letting the world see how much you tip. You pay when you enter, and after I paid, the cashier wrote the amount of my tip (determined before we sat down) on a receipt in huge black letters with a sharpie. Then they walked us to the table and left the slip on the table to be collected by our server when she arrived with the tip prominently displayed. It left the impression that you had better leave a big tip in advance in order to get good service and/or if you leave a bad tip, everybody will know. For the record, we left exactly 15%. When I questioned them, they were very defensive and condescending. Despite the poor start, the food was good and our server was great (and we left an appropriate additional tip).

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One Coffee Co was ridiculously close to my hotel in downtown Phoenix. The place was very quiet and contemporary. The woman at the register was sweet and easy to talk to. Originally, I was going to order a regular drip coffee, but my eyes wandered over to their specials board and saw "Mexican Mocha." I asked the barista about it, and she informed me that it was a mocha with a warm, spicy twist. Sure enough, the taste of the mocha was quite shocking. I've had Mexican mochas in the past, but nothing like this one. Spicy upon first sip, I couldn't decide how I felt about it. But after the first sip, with the spicy warmth stuck in my throat, the next sequential sips were no longer surprising. The spice was meant to warm the drinker on a cold morning, while still being a pleasant beverage. If given the opportunity, I would surely return to this wonderful coffee establishment!