Problem: Write a positive yelp review.
A: I realize that a lot of people bash this airport but as a frequent business flyer and local this is one of the best airports in the country for USA and Canadian city non-stop flights. Flying non-stop is important and as the 9th busiest airport in the country it moves a vast amount of people efficiently and in an energetic and clean environment. If you want to experience truly crappy airports try using either LAX or its little cousin Ontario. They both resemble 3rd world airports with dirty and closed amenities and hordes of people. On my wishlist I would like to see McCarran develop a cell phone waiting lot and a reduced price for long term parking. Other than that it is a fine airport!

Problem: Write a positive yelp review.
A: I just 'droided myself and I'm not ashamed to admit it:) I got my first cellular telephone in 1985...it took the better part of a day to install in my car, had a total weight of nearly 30 lb's and had to be bought as a separate item and then matched to the cellular provider (in this case McCaw Communications, the predecessor of CellularOne and ATT). It cost more than $1,000 and that cost was surprisingly low compared to the Motorola "banana" phone I got a year later (a "pocket phone" if you had pockets that could accommodate a 3 lb., 12" x 5" phone:) It was wonderful...I could talk and do business whether I was in my car, on my boat, out skiing or playing golf, in another city (all I had to do was pack my charger and spare battery...another 10 -12 pounds:) I stayed with ATT until 2007 when my patience with poor signal and poor service finally ran out...that's right 22 years of patience...I'm like a camel of patience, apparently:) I switched to Verizon and have never looked back:) The first set of phones were state of the art a couple of years ago and the Beautiful Carin and I were very happy with them (in fact, my girl is now the queen...or maybe the crown princess...of texting...so fast! :) Coverage was and is excellent (3G everywhere:) It was time for my "new every 2" upgrade from Verizon, and I 'droided myself and Carin...no I didn't get any on anyone else:) My kids all have iPhone's (and they think they are so much cooler than the old man), but I may have the last laugh...25,000 'droid apps and growning (all but a couple of dozen are free:)...much better coverage than ATT, access to all that crazy google stuff (even Doc's, Voice and Wave work on the 'droid:) Constant updates (I just got a text that Verizon will update the eris 'droid to android 2.0 in January:), and knowledgeable, organized and pleasant people whenever I go into one of their stores for accessories and what have you:) Service was excellent, the upgrade was dead easy, and the phones were free...yup...free, and you know how I like a free 'droiding :-)

Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A:
Too bad I had to give even one star. This place is obviously in a very bad financial bind. We had our living social voucher and were using it last night on our anniversary. The place was eerily quiet. There was a note on the door-they decided they were no longer going to honor Living Social, Groupon or two other pre-purchased coupons. We went inside and there was no one in the place but the hired help standing around. I asked about why they no longer honored the voucher and the guy said something in a very soft voice which I am assuming was a reason. I don't care how good the food supposedly is---let this place go under which it will undoubtebly be doing soon.