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Output: Firstly I would like to start out by apologizing to the lobsters that have died an unworthy death in vain for this place. The lobster meat here just does NO justice at all. God where do I start? The meat is dry and tastes like it has been frozen for months, and i dont mean the good frozen with Idina Menzel, the only thing this place "let go" of is their quality.. And for their stingy portions, I would rather get better quality at a fine dining restaurant for cheaper. We ordered the Connecticut lobster roll which was $17 and 5" long.. Roll was dry and stale, not buttery fluffy or light like it should be. Soup was average and served cold instead of warm not like it was supposed to be, and the bread bowl?...yes you guessed it, stale and hard! I understand escalation for being near the strip but $17 for 5" of trash given in worse portions than the meals handed out during the holocaust is just cold.. Sorry, was that joke in bad taste? Not as bad taste as lobsterme. This was the most expensive lobster roll and at the same time the worst I ever had, I'm heart broken at this. Dont be fooled by the yelp pictures, most are a year or older before portions were $6 for costco free sample sizes (literally that is the equivalency if you size it down). I wish i could give 0 stars.. RIP lobsters who died in vain for lobsterme, may heaven grant you a better roll with fresh ingredients to rest upon..

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Output: WTH were they thinking making a show like this? What a horrible tribute to Elvis Presley, one of my all time favorite artists. I grew up listening to Elvis because my mom is a big fan of his music so I was extremely excited to get a hold of some tickets with such good seats. Boy, was I in for a surprise. I don't really want to go into detail without giving it away for those who still want to see it, but don't expect too much acrobatics and don't count on much of a WOW factor either. This show lacks any depth and I really felt like they took some things from other cirque shows, manipulated it a bit, and tried to tie in a little historical/biographical/musical testament to Elvis. It was a complete fail and some of the acts made me think, "WTF is going on?!?! Why is this bit in here??!? How is this even relevant?!?? When is this shit going to end!!!?? F-ing ridiculous!!!". Not surprisingly, I fell asleep periodically throughout the show. I was ready to leave before it ended and felt like it was a waste of my life- how sad is that?!?! Whatever, I wouldn't recommend this show to anyone, Elvis fan or not, and I would suggest you save your money and go see another show. Fortunately for me I didn't pay for my tickets!!! I would've been damn regretful if I had though. On a brighter tip: the auditorium is really big and nice. You can tell they invested a lot of money in this. Costumes were colorful and somewhat interesting to see. Lastly, they did play some of his classics that I loved listening to. Cirque, I hope you came on yelp and really take these reviews to heart. and.... Elvis, I apologize on behalf of Cirque for portraying you in such an atrocious fashion; what a slap in the face!!! May you rest in peace!!!

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Output: Having recently cracked a tooth, I went looking for a dentist. Near my house is Brookstone Dental, and after walking in, I felt like I had finally found the place. They were a preferred provider for my insurance, they informed me, and everything would be taken care of. After being told that I needed some kind of special cleaning, 220.00 dollars per quadrant equaling 880.00 total, they proceeded to work. I left feeling good, that I had finally found a dentist that cared enough to do a good job. Then I remembered, I had come in for tooth pain. They did absolutely NOTHING for the complaint that I had come in for. I was there for three hours and all this was done without even discussing it with an actual dentist. So, I was a little upset. No big deal, lesson learned. I'll just go somewhere else. Then my insurance called. This company WAS NOT a preferred provider like they had told me before. They had billed my insurance and now my coverage was maxed out, not to mention that I had a healthy portion to pay out of pocket. So here I sit with a broken tooth, having to pay out of pocket to have it fixed or wait until the turn of the year. Brookstone Dental is nothing more than an upstart clinic to empty your insurance limit. I've never felt more cheated from a health care provider.

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I will never go back to this VW Service Department. Simple reason: I paid over $250 for a 50K service check up. I specifically mentioned my steering wheel fluid should be checked. When I picked up my car, I was told that the car looked fine & that all the fluids were topped off. I was also told they couldn't help my remove my license plate which had rusted nails screwed into it. Was told to take it to a body shop. The body shop I went to happened to have a mechanic who specializes in European cars. He called a VW Service Dept and asked them to send him the parts he would need to FIX THE PLATE. HE DID THIS in 2 Hours. Freaking lazy VW people. Mechanic also told me he topped of my steering wheel fluid which was dangerously low. When I called the VW service dept to ask them specifically what work they did to my car in charging $250 and why the steering fluid was not actually filled, I was told I would receive a call back after they investigated what happened. NO PHONE CALL BACK EVER. WTF? I basically burned $250 by going to this VW Service Dept. Will never make that mistake again.