Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer: MY REAL STAR RATING IS 0 STARS I will make this review very quick.... I wasn't expecting this food to be bursting with flavor and just out of sight delicious.... I was expecting it to be good average Chinese food..... I was totally wrong..... I called in my order for delivery and I ordered sweet and sour chicken and the Hunan beef with an extra egg roll and it came with crab puffs.... Lets first start off with the sweet and sour chicken..... It was drenched in sweet and sour sauce and the sauce was way too sweet....it had huge chunks of pineapples in it.... it was soggy and disgusting..... I prefer to have my sweet and sour sauce on the side.... The Hunan beef was nasty it was dry and cold and it wasn't spicy at all.... The veggies were Blah.... The crab puffs were soggy and the egg rolls.... They weren't even egg rolls they were more like spring rolls but they still sucked..... They were horrible...!!!!! The worst egg rolls I ever ate in my life.... I would prefer Panda Express any day over this place.... The rice was dry and disgusting.... This food made me sick.... After eating just a couple bites a few minutes later .... My body immediately rejected it and it upset my stomach really badly.... I ended up releasing the food immediately through a bowel movement.... My body has never reacted like that before.... It felt like I had rocks in my tummy.... I felt weak and nausea and I believe I had a very short case of food poisoning..... Thank God I only ate a few bites... or I probably would have been sick for a couple days.... My suggestion is that they need to be closed down.... THEIR FOOD IS HORRIFIC....!!!! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE IF YOU WANT TO LIVE....!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer: Diner quality food at higher prices, with relatively poor service. Asked for a list of their good tequilas, and was told they had jose... When i pointed out that i saw patron she said she didn't bother mentioning it because it was too expensive.

Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer:
I've been here a few times, but my last visit is the one that warranted a review. I won't compare their tacos to a real Baja fish taco, as they are two different animals - so here is an unbiased review...hopefully I was going to give them a 3, as the experience with the waitress was very strange. After we got through our meal though, she seemed to warm up a lil' and had a change of heart. But then I just remembered #6 so back to 2 it is. Ya ready? 1. I asked for corn tortillas and the reply was simply "no" followed by silence.....ooooookaaaay awkward, moving on, forget I ever asked. 2. Queso dip = yuck. Chips were cold and stale and the dip was very watery. 3. Black bean soup = double yuck. Pureed black beans. Dark black soup is not appealing, lol. Even worse when it's bland. 4. White Fish Tacos = Okay, not bad. Lightly battered, but fairly crispy. a. But they sprinkled parsley on the taco. Parsley??? Parsley is NOT a substitute for cilantro. 5. Baja rice. Really? It was rice pilaf with a mango salsa puree on top. Pilaf, and baja rice are two very different flavors. Plus the rice was crunchy and kinda bland. It was called Baja, so I expected some type of Spanish rice, lol. 6. My rice had hair in it. I'll come back though.... for drinks. It's a pretty cool spot, minus the food. And As TR P mentioned, you can tell, you can taste that the food just wasn't made with any love or care. Quality was nonexistent. On the positive side though, it is in Noda.