Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Q: A group of basketball players are seen standing on a gymnasium floor with several people watching on the sides. One of the players

A: looks up and begins throwing a ball into the goal.
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Q: At the army camp, he distributes letters to soldiers. With a letter in his hand, someone

A: rolls off his penguin.
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Q: As the current carries the plastic cap away, someone's eyes widen. Someone

A:
leaps at the railing as anchors a gloved hand taped on top of a green head, then jumps onto his back.
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