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An example of an negative review: This place keeps popping up on my home page to review since I checked in, but I have avoided it for reasons I'm not sure of. It's a smokin deal ($6.99 for lunch) but at the same time I'm not surprised. You get what you pay for.... The food is about everything you can imagine, and not just chinese food. There is mac n cheese, polish sausage, chicken wings you name it. I usually keep it simple going for rice and some sort of breaded, deep fried meat with sauce. And some vegetables to kid myself that this meal has some nutritional value. I can have a sweet tooth now and then, but I will never understand or venture towards the whole scoop your own ice cream with the scoop sitting in a cup of dirty water routine. So I'm not a huge fan of this place, but can't say I won't be dragged back when the need for a mountain of food (that I will later regret) comes my way.

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An example of an positive review: Great show, sexy and fun with just the right touch of humor....good times....jajaja

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An example of an negative review: I've been a Marriott member for years. I wanted a hotel near my father-in-laws house for Thanksgiving. The hotel staff is pleasant, but the facility is run down. There are torn, frayed, and stained carpets in the hallways. The ice machines, I kid you not sound like jet engines. The elevator has a level of grime going around the base of the walls. And the worst is this horrid funky, damp smell in the corridors on the first and second floor.

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An example of an negative review: Hair in the sheets and stain on the pillow! Yuk!!!!! I don't think they changed the sheets. Maybe the previous guest made the bed, so the roomkeeper left it? I don't know, but it gave me the creeps, and we looked closely at everything else and found everything grungy. On the surface, it looks OK, but OMG, it is GROSS!!!!!!! Staff was very curt bordering on rude. No smiles anywhere, just treated us like cattle - unwanted cattle at that. Don't dare ask for clean sheets..... you may become a "problem guest" and get the hairy eyeball for the rest of your visit. Is it unreasonable to expect CLEAN SHEETS? This place is not cheap. I don't expect to be treated like royalty, but nor do I expect to be treated like a bum off the sttreet!!!!