Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Example Input: As the manager closes up, a chubby security guard arrives. He
Example Output: is an attractive, silver - haired woman as they follow him.

Example Input: Someone wakes with a start. A shadowy figure
Example Output: leaps over his ladder.

Example Input: A chair appears with the wallpaper. The man
Example Output:
opens the cabinet and begins cleaning.