Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer: It looks a lot better in pictures! First, the good things: -Nice grounds/landscaping -Convenient location -Pleasant staff -Quiet -Moderate price for being in Scottsdale Negatives: -The rooms are outdated with old appliances, furniture, the wooden kitchen table had stains, tv's a old and mounted armoires -No desk or desk chair- Not really a hotel for the business traveler -The frig doesn't get cleaned and that was obvious by the jar of salsa left in it -It's a hike from your car to your room -People smoke on their patio -The patio area where the jacuzzi is or used to be is locked and vacant. Can't even open your bedroom door to get a morning breeze -Don't buy the breakfast unless you have a lot of time to wait since you have to order, allow time to prepare then eat. There is no breakfast buffet. If you have time, the breakfast is good. -The $15 resort fee was not listed during the reservation process and is a rip off Who cares about USA today newspaper, one hour bike rental if a bike is even available, 3-mile ride if available but they don't offer any flexibility 4.0 miles was a NO, wireless internet which is available in all hotels and coffee shops, appetizer at the pool bar (that means you have to buy a drink, listen to the terrible sound system which plays the radio and be exposed to the bright white light at the pool bar), 2 bottles of water (why don't they just charge $1.00 fee instead and be done with it). -The rooms need a good scrubbing! The tile floor in the kitchen was filthy and the windows needed to be cleaned. -No guest laundry -No guest BBQ's so forget it if you want to enjoy a steak

Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer: They should have an ad in the paper food employees that should say, "must have teeth." Seriously, if you're going to run the registers, wear your dentures!! And the food sucked! I couldn't get a good meal to save my life that day. Geez!

Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer:
While out in Arizona for a wedding, my friend and I wandered around downtown Phoenix for something to eat and something to do. Little did we know that this would be a pretty difficult task. Who knew that there was so little going on in a downtown area! Wow - I was blown away at how quiet and boring this place was. I digress. After finally having found a small shopping plaza by following a small group of people walking towards something, we decided that this area was going to be our best bet as far as finding something to eat that wasn't fast food. Well having walked around the small shopping plaza, we stumbled across this place. More drawn in by the name than anything else, and having recently seen an episode of Bourdain eating shwarma, Greek sounded pretty good to me. As we walked in, the initial person to greet us seemed occupied with something else and decided that he would just go about doing whatever it was he was doing and leave the seating to someone else. Well, we stood there for a while and after about a minute or two, another employee came and seated us. Having taken a long time driving around for something to eat, my friend and I took a quick survey of the menu and quickly decided on our appetizer (feta fries) and our entrees (I had the Gyro plate, my girl had the steak kabobs). While I was not very impressed with much at this place, I will give this place credit for the feta fries. They were hands down the best part of the meal and possibly the best feta fries I've ever had. The cheese was delicious and there was a light rosemary based sauce drizzled on top which was just a perfect compliment to the fries and cheese. Unfortunately, this is where the good part of the meal ended. Having waited a good half hour after we had already finished our fries, my gyro plate was nothing to write home about - it was your usual fair with somewhat over cooked rice, sauteed vegetables, and way too little pita and tzatziki sauce for the amount of meat. My friend's steak kabobs were all but inedible - cold and seasoned with entirely way too much salt, the meat was salty to the point that it was borderline bitter. Poor girl just ate the rice and veggies and left the kabobs all but untouched. Well, overall, this place did not impressed. Not only was the food not very good, the service was also pretty terrible. From the half hour wait for food to the server not even taking notice to the untouched steak, I can't say that I liked this place much. The only reason I would come back would be for the feta fries...mmm...so good.