Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: Based on atmosphere and looks alone, this place should smash the opposition out of the park, but I've been three times now and I won't be back. The service is so so so slow. I recently stood at the counter for 20 minutes, two tills, only one operating. Frustrating. The cakes etc lie out for people to inspect, breath and no doubt sneeze all over. You also have to gather your own jam etc. I hate gathering my own jam. The coffee takes too long to come and when it does, it is far from hot enough. That's my summary. When compared to the likes of Peter's Yard, this place needs to get its act together...
Q: positive

A: Woah...PHX is soooo much bigger than my hometown SMF! Nothing wrong with that; just different :) Flying in, we deplaned in Terminal C, which one could obviously tell was an old terminal...small, dated looking, hardly anywhere to sit or get something to eat. And of course a marathon walk to the baggage area where we met our ride. Flying out, we boarded in the lovely, remodeled, up-to-date, lots of refreshment options, airy, open, Terminal D. Pretty much night and day between coming in thru a C gate and leaving thru a D gate!
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer: Unfortunately My Cousin Vinny has closed- the sign on the front states it is going to be a church (not kidding). Remodeling going on.
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Output: I have actually been to this restaurant a few times, and have yet to write a review, so here goes.... I love the decorations! The place looks really fun and cool, but I think they have some improvements to work on. I like to start my meal here with a drink.... a blood orange margarita or a prickly pear margarita are both great choices! And of course the downtown margarita is also a classic! The drinks are about the only things I can say are consistently good - that is if you can get one, cause the service here is consistently bad! To the food.... I have tried the tostada de atun and the beef fajitas, the food is alright, nothing that I could recommend as a must try. I would love to see this place succeed, I think the decoration and concept are great, but each time I have been here the service has been awfully bad, the wait staff has an overall attitude as though you are a bother to them, and they do not hesitate to say it and show it. As mentioned the food is mediocre, and could use some flavor and flare improvements. I do have many well wishes for this restaurant as the downtown area is flourishing with many great new and upcoming places and continuing to grow.
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output: Here right now & I'm so irritated I'm about to just leave without paying. First off, walk in... Wait about 10 minutes to be seated. I assume the manager came to seat us, he seats us & the silverware is all jacked up. The napkin looked used & all ripped up & the guy clearly noticed it, apologized & was gonna bring us a new set. Soo we're waiting.. Waitress comes... I order Oreo cookie milkshake. She comes back & gives me this long story about how they ran out, etc... 10 minutes later comes back & apologized.. Apparently the barista played a joke on her & they actually weren't out of ice cream. Whatever ok, annoying. Meanwhile, still no utensils. So I asked waitress for utensils, she sarcastically replies "okay I'll get them even though your foods not here, cause I'm sure you'll need them beforehand". Really irritated now. Get my food... Fries tasted like they'd been sitting, tasted old & not even remotely fresh or warm. To top it off, waited 15min for the bill. Don't come here.
Q: positive

A:
For a quick, inexpensive cheesesteak, this place can't be beat. Better than D'Angelos or Jersey Mikes. Fast and friendly. Also, homemade French fries. From real potatoes that can be seen from the counter.