Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: pizza is horrible. depends what you like i guess. if you like drinking three cups of grease, per slice then its great... i hate it. i do not understand why people like this place.
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A: This is by far the worst Panda Express I've ever been to. I've been here a few time and every single time, it takes FOREVER to get the ought the drive thru. I've literally sat in the drive thru for 20 minutes waiting to order then get my order. I've ordered the steamed vegis twice and both times they were brown and and the rice always tastes as if it's been sitting out all day. I would not recommend this location to anyone.
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer: After renting a vehicle & adding insurance which I had paid 3 days upfront @ $20.99 per day (a total of $72.61) I begin to notice that they also began taking different amounts out of my account daily ($24/$25/$25) after the 3day rental period I went down there and had the insurance taken off of my rental by Robert who gave me no paper work with the discontinued insurance info. The next day they AGAIN had taken out an additional $25 so I returned the vehicle, spoke with the no good CS manager "Jennifer" who made no sense and instead gave me excuse after excuse as to why I was charged for 7days after having the vehicle for a total of 5. The best she could say was "I know it seems confusing" lol. Now to top the cake, almost a week goes by only to see that they charged my account another $145.21 which I of course filed a claim a disputed the charge. However bottom line is I wasn't the only one as I came across 655 consumer complaints against "hertz" in just a years time which a lot of these had been similar cases. As long as I live I will NEVER again rent a car from Hertz and advise others to do the same to avoid this type of inconvenience. STICK WITH ENTERPRISE EVERYONE! I've rented several cars from them and not once have I had an issue.
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Output: My BFF and I decided to wander the streets and discover an unknown gem as we always sometimes do. It's either a hit or miss. So come upon Cartel, and by the menu seemed a nice place to try- with such a cheap menu and so many great options, we giggled that we could try almost anything and still be affordable. She checked her services online (the reviews) and we decided to go in. With the advice of a previous review it said to order right away as it takes a while for the food to come. And so within 5 minutes we were ready and prepared for the wait. The waitress recommended that we order the "happy hour" drinks right away as it was almost 8pm. $5 wines, and beers & any mixed drinks (not cocktails). So we ordered and had the white wine. Then we ordered a bottle of Chardonnay. The waitress brought the bottle and fumbled with it for 5 minutes, she actually couldn't open the bottle. My gf eventually asked if she needed help and opened the bottle herself. We ordered the Charlevoix burger, maui burger, beef satay, chicken satay, pork belly bao, guacamole with chips. True to form the order came almost 15-20 minutes later- the Charlevoix burger and pork belly boa came first. Ah, no wonder it's cheap. They were the size of sliders, maybe a little bigger. Okay, gotta admit it was good. So good that we ordered another pork belly bao (sliders). The beef and chicken satays came another 10 minutes later. They were average, nothing spectacular. My Maui burger came another 10 minutes later. This was also ver good. Finally the 2nd order of pork belly bao came 10 minutes more later...it was COLD, as if it was sitting there for some time and then they placed it in the microwave to heat. This order was NOT good at all. By this time, we were in a need of shots. We wanted to have PATRON shots but were told that they couldn't give us the patron shots (they had to be in a drink) but any other shot we could have. WTF? Where in this planet is this place from? So we ordered $12 margaritas. They surely take their damn time in this place. Oh, and the guacamole we ordered? We almost forgot about it until it came out 40 minutes into our meal. It was MEH. We had to add a bunch of salt and hot sauce to make it better. We wanted to wait for the margaritas to eat them with. We almost waited 15 minutes! The margaritas came in short water glasses filled to the brim with ICE. I think I took 3 sips of the drink before it was all gone. OMG. What a waste. We were so excited coming in and at the end was totally disappointed. The service is below par...the girl was very nice but all the waiting didn't make it feel like any service. We were going to talk to the manager but we were in a such foul mood that we would've probably taken it out on him. Our server didn't get a great tip. NEVER AGAIN!
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output: Neat place to take the kiddos to watch some fish, rays and sharks. My 3 year old loves going here and Bass Pro Shops for a day of fun, free adventures!
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This is a good intro Cirque show. However, if you have seen a few of their show you will be disappointed. There is no real theme ( contrary to how they market it, the spider lady is only in the show for 5 minutes). Much of the show is regurgitated stuff from other shows such as Ka and O. Enough of the damn wheel already! I have seen that same trick over and over and is no longer impressive! The juggling and clowns get old fast. But it was a good intro show for my 5 year old's first Cirque show. To sum it up, if they had to come up with a quick filler for the failed Elvis show there were other show they already had in the can such as Totem which would have been much more worth the $100 per ticket an BS service fees.