input: Write a negative yelp review.
output: I can overcome the hipster sneer and accept that I am an uncool blemish in a world full of cut-off corduroys and patterned leggings. What I cannot and will not get over is an unapologetic staff whose epic error led to me breaking 5 years of meatless eating because of an order mishap. I ordered the red pepper tomato quiche. After 20 minutes waiting for the quiche to warm in what appeared to be a 200 degree oven, I double checked to make sure my name was on the plate at the counter. When I dug in for the first bite, a wave of nausea and panic washed over my after realizing this was a piece of the bacon spinach quiche. I returned to the counter and explained that I had ordered the vegetarian quiche, and the chic who took my order asked the chic behind the counter which one she served, because she was sure she got it right. The chic in the kitchen said she put them out in the order she got them. Then they spent some time looking around in confusion and murmuring a bit, meanwhile all the quiche had been sold. So the counter chic simply turned to me and send, "well we don't have anymore of that one." Thanks. I told her I was more upset about the fact that I had just put bacon in my mouth after 5 years of no meat than there being no more quiche. She did give me my money back, but no one apologized or offered me any recompense. I'm over you being cooler than me, but I'm not over you having no soul.
input: Write a positive yelp review.
output: How have I never visited this chocolate factory heaven until now? I want to kick myself for all of the years I wasted shopping at Caesar's Palace and missing the opportunity to eat, indulge, and drink at Max Brenner's. My husband and I needed to rest our feet and take a snack break when the word's "A Chocolate Love Story" caught my eye at the storefront. When we sat down and browsed the decadent sweets menu, I felt like I struck "the golden ticket" of dessert shops and cafes. From hot chocolates to ice cream to cakes, I wanted to try everything. However, we restrained our sugar cravings (and wallet... as its not the cheapest cocoa on the block) and shared a "Fantastic Vanilla Ice Cream Cone and Chocolate Fondue" and a warm mocha. The "Fantastic" was essentially a little mini-bar of chocolate wafer balls, rich milk chocolate fondue, and toasted candied hazelnut bits to top the vanilla ice cream cone. Heaven on a cone. My mocha was also rich and delicious, and since it also comes with chocolate cream, no extra sugar was required. The drink comes in a cute pear shaped "Hug Mug", which allows you to hug your drink close with both hands for optimal sipping. How sweet is that? Max Brenner, you've definitely captured my heart with your chocolate love story.
input: Write a negative yelp review.
output:
It was New Year's Eve and we just finished watching the fireworks out on the Strip. Now we needed a place to drink and celebrate until early in the morning. Since we didn't feel like dropping $200 a person at Jet, we decided to try to this place out. It wasn't that bad. Yeah, it was smallish and the music was random at times (sorry DJ dude), but it's was New Year's morning and it seems like every lounge on the strip was trying to be a club, and this place did a good job of doing that. The mass amounts of alcohol also helped. We all had a good time. After reading some of the other reviews about this place, I'll have to come back and appreciate it for the lounge it's suppose to be. Happy New Years Yelpers.