Problem: Write a positive (OPTIONS:
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A: I have been going to The Keg Steak House now ever since they first opened. I have enjoyed everything from the ambiance to the wonderful food and the servers are great. I highly recommend this restaurant. Alot of quality for the price.
Q: negative

A: Never again. Late night, post-show, 10pm or so. Fond memories (of long ago) and a yen for some fresh, lighter fare led us to Hamada for a mix of sushi, teppan grilling, and old standards (a strong desire for fried rice was shared by my companion). Walk in. Reverie broken. The teppan grills were turned off. We asked for a quiet spot for two and were instead tucked in next to a large group and another small group of 3 or 4. No sushi and no fried rice. What the...? Short and bitter: The broiled mackerel I ordered wasn't broiled as much as it was destroyed by some sort of hot, firey mass of anti-food matter. It was flavorless, dry, and not even suitable for hockey season. The grilled teriyaki steak he ordered was OK, doused in sauce, but ultimately cooked OK, if slightly overdone. The sauce was meant to hide the fact that it was not, in fact, grilled. It looked steamed, if that, and had a bit of an odd texture. No fried rice because the grills were turned off... so they can't cook some up in the kitchen with the rest of the hot food? No sushi, either. Because why... the grills were off? Question: If you can't serve the menu, and you don't offer a special, late night menu, and if you can't cook properly that which you do offer... why stay open? The sake was low-grade, bitter. We drank it to mask the taste (or lack thereof) of the food. The service was nonexistent, the food horrendous, and the atmosphere was dingy, left-behind, and a bit sad. My fish was supposed to be an appetizer. His steak was an entree. We shared the sake. For $50?! Seriously? Much like the rest of my Flamingo experience ( http://www.yelp.com/biz/flamingo-las-vegas-las-vegas-2#hrid:Y3gKnYNn1lYCCR8FpSoT_w ), if I could give 0 stars, I would.
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer: I came here for lunch with a coworker when i was feeling ravenous during a conference at Mandalay Bay. I got the bleu and mushrooms burger, which was okay - nothing special but not terrible. A little dry... The portions were large - my coworker and I both could only get through about half our food... The kicker was that my coworker made a comment to our waitress that we could have shared one dish, especially since one order would probably be his daily caloric intake. The waitress responded: "Probably half of it would have hit that. That's why I don't eat anything here." Uh... that's comforting. She then added, "I'm vegetarian." Ok, I respect that... it was just a really odd exchange, and it's never good to hear from your waiter that they refuse to eat anything at the restaurant they wait at!
Input: OPTIONS:
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Generate a negative review for a place
Output: This is a so-so McDonald's location. The pluses are the location (right off of Chandler and 44th St), the giant play area for kids, and the large dining area. The minuses are that the parking lot is a pain, the drive thru is very slow, and the lot just feels kinda dirty. At the end of the day it's all McDonald's food, so my rating is based on the experience, people, and feel of the location. And on this trip, the people seemed like they we're sleep-walking.
input: Write a positive yelp review (OPTIONS:
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output: Amazing pizza place. Hard to find but totally worth the wait and limited seating. Heard about this place from my friend who lives in Vegas and I ended up stopping by three times in two days. The most amazing pepperoni pizza I've ever had. The white pizza was to die for and the Sicilian pizza was super filling but wonderful!
Q: negative

A:
Recently at the Barrett-Jackson auction we were outside waiting for a cab, a hairy bearded guy came up and said 'you guys need a taxi' we said yes. As we walked over to the SUV we realized it was a limo/livery service, when we asked if it was a taxi the driver said 'yes'. Anyway off to Old Town Scottsdale we went. Nice driver told us his worst fare was a celebrity who complained about the price, then the driver told us his prices are only about $2 more than a taxi, but much more comfort. Got there and he said the fare is $80 bucks, then he said something like he makes a better cut if we pay cash. Well we weren't quite prepared for $80 so i used my credit card, at that point he said 'you're okay with a 20% tip, i said 'fine' i just wanted out as he had difficultly with the iPhone charge adapter and my friends were already in the restaurant. So $96 with tip. We all thought that was definitely high. So next day at Barrett-Jackson we needed a taxi to Old Town to meet some friends. As we walked out a very pretty girl said 'need a taxi?', i said 'are you with Top Notch?' she said 'No I'm with Posh' then I asked her 'is that a taxi or limo service' she said 'taxi'. We chose to walk to the taxi line up about a block away. Well low and behold this taxi took us to Old Town the same restaurant for point of reference to meet our friends and the fare was $34 with a 20% tip total $41 bucks. Wow what a rip-off Top Notch was. As we blew off the pretty shill the security guard told us the limo drivers are predators to unknowing tourists and yes we were that - the first day. Fool me once.