Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer: My darling SO just looooooves this place, supposedly because they have a BLT that comes with avocado and a half-cooked egg on it. Ummm... OK. When he finally dragged me here, I realized he probably likes it because the waitresses hit on him. (Honeybuns, if you're reading this, they'll do anything for a tip. ANYthing...!?) I got a veggie egg white omelet, which had all my favorite components of caramelized onions and broccolini, but it tasted as if they had sauteed the veggies in the drippings from the burgers that just came off the grill. Uh, gross. This alone takes the rating to two stars, and I'm not even a super-strict vegetarian. It's just disgusting. The English muffin was this weird little hockey puck that really served no purpose other than to serve as a vehicle for the tasty, homemade apricot preserves that came on the side. The chocolate cherry scones were delish and the coffee quite good. The booth next to us held three 20-somethings (two dudes and a chick) downing mimosas, still wasted from the night before, who thought it fun to play their cell phones and/or iPods at high volumes. Just annoying as shit. Later, when I visited the swanky bathrooms, I saw the girl out crying in the lobby. Guess the swordfight didn't end well. I'll go back, so my SO can continue to get his ego stroked and his cholesterol raised, but I'm staying away from things from the grill...

Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer: Aria Buffet WOW We had the lunch buffet. What ever your heart desires Super Sea Food split crab legs Shrimp and snapper WOW. I got thirds on them. Dessert again fantastic. We will go for the third time when we are back in town.

Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer:
The atmosphere is cozy, yet you can bring a large group and be comfortable. Don't plan on lots of intimate conversation if you're close to the pianos - it does get really loud, but it's so much FUN! Josh Dupont is incredible. The drinks are delicious, the bar service is timely, it's a cost-effective night out (only $5 cover!!! Crazy low-cost!) with real talent, courteous staff all around, and old-fashioned fun as you sing along to tunes you/the crowd requests. Just don't tell them it's your birthday if you don't want to be put front and center (or top and center? - on top of the pianos!) and sung to with an interesting rendition of Happy Birthday. ;) Oh, and I've been to the old location and the new (yes, I liked the old one, but they had to expand) and have been there multiple times.