QUESTION: answer this: who did the us declare its independence from??

ANS: the Kingdom of Great Britain

QUESTION: answer this: who decided on the order of the alphabet??

ANS: Northwest Semitic scribes

QUESTION: answer this: what is the name of the dog on the simpsons??

ANS: Santa's Little Helper

QUESTION: answer this: what does it mean to be a valley girl??

ANS:
ditziness