Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer: We went to the Egg and I for the first, and probably last time on Good Friday. The place is clean but a strange combo of urban and country. We placed our drink order promptly and it came out quickly. OJ for me, juices for the girls and decaf for my wife. Next time I look down I notice there is a cup of coffee in front of me and two pots of coffee on the table. When the waiter returns I tell him he can take the pot of regular away. About this time my daughter asks what is going on on the TV. My wife look at the screen behind our table to see a bunch of fat guys in women's leotards and high heels dancing and spanking themselves. My wife asks a server to change the channel so she changes it to a a soap opera????? Yeah, that is so much better. The food was ok. The country potatoes are some of the best I have ever had, sliced thin and browned nicely. The chicken fried steak was ok. My wife;s omelet was ok but with too much bacon. The girls enjoyed their waffle. As I was leaving the greeter just leaned on the front desk watching me struggle to get the door open to push my son's stroller out and gave me a lazy "have a nice day"

Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer: This is the WORST hotel on the strip. And I've stayed at Circus Circus and The Saharah, so I've stayed at some low quality places before. I'm going to mention something now and come back to it later: COCKROACH. I stayed in the second floor in the pyramid, right off of the elevator. To get to the elevator you had to go through a total maze including passing by their back office areas. Weird, but whatever. The quality of the actual room was maybe worth a 3 star review. Larger than I was expecting, but definitely nothing fancy. It would be comparable to a Holiday Inn or something. I'm convinced the maids do nothing when they "clean" the room besides make your bed without replacing the sheets and give you new towels. Nothing else was touched. Oh, except for the TV which the station was always changed on. My thought is they go in the room, make those basic changes, and then sit and watch TV for 10 minutes. All of that is forgivable. What wasn't forgivable was what happened on the morning I was checking out. I woke up to find a cockroach crawling all over my stuff on the bathroom counter (makeup, brushes, etc.). After trying not to cry I got my phone and snapped a photo to show the manager, then tried to kill it but it got away. Grosssssss!!!! I got ready, packed up my stuff (shaking out everything I owned for fear that my new roommate brought friends), and headed down to talk to the manager. I told the manager what happened, and he didn't seem too phased. Like this happens all the time. He said he'd take off the resort fee of $20 per day. Hold on now, I was not informed that I would be charged $20 a day, I was told it would be a hold put on my card, but there was no way I was paying for amenities that I wasn't even informed exist! Not to mention I was in town for a convention and not paying for my hotel, the company does that! When I told him that he said he'd also take off the charge for the room service too, a whopping $29. He didn't seem to think anything else was necessary. And in case Luxor management actually reads these (doubtful) I think his name was Mark or something. Check your records for who the manager was that took off the charge for room number 2127 on January 11, 2013. So after all that I now have to throw out all of my makeup brushes, because God only knows what that cockroach was doing on the counter and what diseases he carried with him. All my brushes are MAC and cost around $20 each. I have 5, so that's $100 I'm out. In addition I'm currently living in fear that I'm about to bring some other vermin home with me. As Yelp as my witness, if I get bed bugs after this, Luxor will be hearing from my lawyer. What really bothers me is I know that if I appeared to be older than I am (I'm 23) I'm sure that he would've been more accommodating to me. I've been discriminated against for my age before, but just because I'm young doesn't mean I don't know what I deserve. You'll be hearing about this from me soon, Luxor.

Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer:
The hummus was delicious. Then the calamari was light and delicious. Then the veal Picata was lemony and light with fresh garlic. And the tiramisu. Wow. And Tony is a great host. Nicest guy. And of course, it's in a great location. Eat there. Really.