Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer: Palo is the equivalent of a late night booty call, but not a first or second tier candidate. I'm talking about that last resort option that you've never introduced to your friends and rarely carry on a conversation with outside of the bedroom. It's dark, raucous and everything is kind of hazy the next morning. The drinks are stiff and cheap, so you can get your drunk going strong and wake up the next morning with a pounding headache and mystery bruises. I used to come here all the time when I lived at the corner of Priest and Broadway because it was within walking distance and is the first bar to open on any given day. Ah, the memories. Usually relayed to me second hand. My favorite thing about this place is the graffiti. Where else are you going to see a squatting naked chick crawling with the crabs, little claws clinging to all sorts of uncomfortable places? Well on the inside of the stall in the women's restroom is where. Seconded as, "the dive-iest of dive bars."

Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer: I discovered this place on accident one day. I had just moved here and my best friend was in town, so we decided to go grab some Sunday brunch. In my true fashion, I typed in "awesome brunch" into the Yelp search bar and "Hash House" popped up. To be perfectly honest with you all, we choose this place based on the silly name. Any place with "a Go Go" at the end of it's title is right up my alley. Not only was i impressed with the menu itself, but the portions are friggen huge! I tried the salmon hash, which was delicious and the corned beef hash. I prefer the corned beef and the GIANT slice of watermelon that comes out with your meal is pretty awesome too. So if you're in the mood for huge pile of awesome breakfast food, head to Hash House P.S if you follow "hashhouselv" on twitter, you can score some free drinks. Enjoy!

Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer:
One might think that a big, prestigious hotel such as the MGM Grand would have a great buffet. One would be quite incorrect. This is not a cheap buffet but the food and selection ranks among the lowest. Skip it.