Problem: Write a positive yelp review.
A: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH, That was relaxing. Loved the salt room, I'd been having some respiratory problems over the past year and sitting in this room certainly helped. Wish I could have brought it home with me. The outdoor therapy pool was great too, nice views and co-ed, as were many of the facilities (Salt Room, Hot Stone Room) which is nice because my husband and I rarely get to enjoy a spa experience together. I even talked my hubby into a couples mani-pedi which to his surprise he really enjoyed. The manicurist was great and made him feel comfortable and relaxed. It would have been extra nice if the front desk clerk had kept her mouth shut about the price in front of my hubby since it was a present and had taken the reservation correctly in the first place. But even given the sub-par receptionist the services and the professional staff deserve more than 5 stars. I would suggest if you are doing a special day or group that you check in with them the day before to make sure your reservations are correct and the front desk doesn't ruin anything since they lack class and etiquette.

Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A: As a first-time homebuyer, the process from start to finish was exciting and stressful all at the same time, with the majority of the stress taking place at the KB Home Design Studio, which this review is for ONLY. The sales process was a breeze because my salesperson Gena went every step of the way with me, even continuing to answer home-related questions after I'd closed escrow. Prior to doing so though, I had to make a stop at the design center to select all of my interior options, and that's where the nightmare began. First, the studio is closed on Thursdays and Fridays. In a town where the bulk of jobs are hospitality- and tourism-based, this means a lot of people do not work bankers' hours, so I had to bend over backwards to switch my usual Thursday/Friday days off to find the time to come visit. Considering KB has several neighborhoods for sale, it seemed impractical that these sales offices are open 7 days a week and the one design center that caters to all of them is closed 2 days of the week. Knowing that I would need to get through the design process as close to one visit as possible, I visited the center before my appointment at Gena's suggestion to familiarize myself with the options and get prepared. She told me an appointment to swing by was not necessary, so I dropped in one afternoon before they closed, making it clear that a) I did not have an appointment, nor b) I did not need assistance, I was merely browsing. By the time I got to the flooring section, a gentleman volunteered to help me out with options. Again, I pointed out to him that I did not have an appointment as I didn't want to hassle the staff, but he waved me off, saying I'd have to go through him in my official appointment anyway, so he might as well start explaining now - and for that he is the only reason I gave this place an additional star. While speaking with him, I heard a woman in the back very rudely comment, "Does she even HAVE an appointment?" It was just my luck that a few days later this same woman, whose name was Natalie, turned out to be my design consultant. In a process that was already overwhelming as is, she did not help at all, and in my follow up surveys with KB, she was the singular reason why I continued to give KB poor reviews. She did not try to impart any professional wisdom on my interior-design-knowledge-less self at all during my 4 hour appointment with her, merely going through the motions of listing my available options as if reading it off the paper. The nail on the coffin came at the end of my session with her when I asked for a list of all the options I had selected, which was just a few minutes before 6p when the studio closed. Natalie gave me the most bullshit response I had ever heard, telling me that she was unable to do so because the report took a long time to generate, and if employees were in the building past 6p, they would "literally!" be locked in. In addition, I was told that if she generated a print out right now, my options would be ordered immediately. WHAT!? Not more than a few days later, guess what shows up in my inbox - a full PDF of all my selected options, with a message from Natalie asking to please confirm and kindly submit my deposit check to begin the ordering process. Unbelievable. I might not purchase another home with KB, but in the slim chance that I do, I absolutely will not work with Natalie again. She was a true disappointment in this process.

Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A:
Cafe Rio is a clean looking cafe, nice atmosphere, but the food wasn't that good compared to other Mexican restaurants for the same price. I ordered online, about an hour ahead and the food still wasn't ready when I arrived. The girl at the order pickup window did not acknowledge me as she was speaking to her boyfriend, and wasn't until the manager came over that I received any attention. The manager was polite, apologized for the inconvenience and offered me a free drink, but I won't be back.