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An example of an positive review: Hilton can do no wrong in my book. You always know exactly what you're going to get, there are no surprises, and everything is standardized within the company across their portfolio of brands. Nothing earth-shatteringly amazing to write home about, and no nasty little unexpected problems either. This Garden Inn location is no exception. The location, the price, the service, the amenities, all exactly what you want, need, and expect. The top-floor location of the pool, gym, and terrace is a nice touch. The only downsides include that it falls into the seemingly-growing subcategory of hotels where the elevator is my nemisis. The things take forever sometimes, which wouldn't be such a bad thing for me except that you can't access the guest room floors from the stairs. Also, there is the inevitable construction and demolition project going on next door that starts at 7 AM sharp on weekends, but that seems to have been my experience in every big-city hotel in which I've ever stayed, and is obviously well out of their control.

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An example of an positive review: Oh, Bagel Cafe. If I could eat sandwiches, bagels, and bakery items every day and not die, I would secretly move in here. Everything at The Bagel Cafe is great. The sandwiches are HUGE, and this is not a joke or understatement. When I order the brisket sandwich (YUM), I always have to pull half the meat off so I can fit the sandwich in my mouth - the tastiest of problems. Their bagels are really good, and their cream cheese options are even better - the cinnamon walnut raisin cream cheese is to die for. I even took my leftover cream cheese home once because it's that good. If you like garlic, I'd also recommend their garlicky breakfast options over in the deli area. Their bakery/pastry foods are the stuff dreams are made of. I avoid the cookies as they are too crunchy for me, but the cannolis, ruggulahs, cakes, and the like are addictive. I bought and drove their baked goods four hours away to California to make a good impression on my future in-laws. It worked like a charm. Bagel Cafe gets jammed up for breakfast/brunch on the weekends, but it's totally worth the wait and you'll easily understand why after eating there once. It's a little more expensive that somewhere like IHOP or a more casual sandwich place, but I still go when I can because it's delicious. Bagel Cafe - the perfect way to enter a Sunday brunch food coma.

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An example of an negative review: A great idea, but poorly executed. Drinks are way overpriced and the games are all 50 cents to play. That's double what they were when the technology was new. I have a friend that runs an arcade, The Atomic Arcade in Salt Lake City, and there is no reason to charge that. Especially when I didn't play a single game here that didn't have broken buttons and/or joysticks. If you're going to overcharge for everything, you better make dang sure your equipment works. I might come back here someday in the future, but I'll give them some time to get their games repaired. On the plus side, the bartenders were friendly. But unfortunately the waitresses mostly just stood around talking to each other instead of helping customers. Every customer should get the same attention regardless if they dropped $150 for a booth or not. They have one Ultracade machine, but it sits in the VIP section, so you just get to look at all the vintage games you could be playing if money were no object. The controls probably work on that, too. The music was good but the DJs appear to have serious ADD. A word of advice, if you start a song and people flood the dance floor, you should let it play for more than 20 seconds. DJing is about playing for the crowd, not to the crowd. The place obviously makes money. So now take some of that money and reinvest it into the gear you claim to love. I love the idea of this place, but it feels like it's run by people that aren't gamers. Gamers respect their equipment.

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An example of an negative review: Walked out after waiting for over 10 minutes for someone to acknowledge we were seated. The manager walked by twice and did not bother to stop.