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An example of an positive review: Stephanie is my go-to gal. I can always trust her to be honest about what would work best and look best for my hair type, face shape, bone structure and coloring. She is up to date on the current trends and seasonal changes, and can make a recommendation on what I should do next. I can say how many people have complimented my highlights and low lights, and I have had several people come up to me and say they are a hair stylist, and ask me to find out which dye numbers my stylist uses so they can use the same on someone they know with my brown hair color. I will never go anywhere else!

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An example of an positive review: I love you. I love you not. I love you. Dear Nee House, I live no more than a 1/2 mile from you, and am a regular. I have waited to write this review, because of our love/hate relationship. I love your food. My family loves your food. Your Yang Zhou Fried Rice is heavenly. It's loaded with shrimp, char siu pork, and vegetables. I don't even mind that your spell it Young Chow on your menu. The first time you made me Pan Fried Prawns with Honey Walnuts I almost wept with joy. The generous serving of prawns were fresh and perfectly crisp, and the walnuts and sauce flawlessly complimented the shrimp. There are more staples to our usual order: your Cashew Chicken is a favorite. We love all of the vegetables, the paper-thin slices of chicken, complemented by the cashews. Your Sliced Beef with Ginger and Green Onion is delectably unique. I particularly love the pieces of ginger peppered throughout this flavorful beef dish. Your Braised String Beans! Your Eggplant with Garlic Sauce! So good, every single time. And I have thoroughly enjoyed the wide variety of soups you expertly prepare. I am particularly partial to Vegetables Egg Roll. Your place is simple, and clean. A decorator wouldn't hurt, but that's not why I don't want to visit. It's your family. Alas, many in your family don't like me. I suspect that they don't like people, in general. Yes, I know the wait-staff is your family (are they your daughters?), because if they were not, you would have fired them ages ago. I heard about them, before my first visit. I decided that they weren't going to scare me off; I've been to enough authentic Chinese restaurants to be tolerant of unpolished, non Western-style wait service. But your folks aren't a little rough around the edges; this isn't a cultural disconnect. They are rude. ABRUPT. SURLY. In a "they can't fire me, I'm family" sort of way. In a "I hate my job" sort of way. I've had many treasured moments with them. I've tried. I'll spare you the details, they are your family, after all- but they aren't good for business. Someone should really explain to them the concept of "tips". You DO have a couple good waitstaff- a more mature woman and gentleman are a welcome reprieve. So, what rating should I give you? 5 definitely for the food, 1.5 for the service. 4 for now. I'll continue with to-go orders.

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An example of an positive review: After moving to Vegas, I had the hardest time finding someone to do my hair as well as back in Palm Springs. I finally found The Parlor. Matt does my hair but Randie did a blow out for me today and she is wonderful too. I require highlights, gray root coverage and I like my hair red with a precision cut. A lot to ask of someone. But Matt has MAD SKILLS and exceeds my expectations every time!! I feel so lucky to be located nearby The Parlor in NW Las Vegas. They have great music playing, too!!

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An example of an negative review: The only thing that brings me to this place is starvation. It is either Jack in the Box, Starbucks or Dunkin within walking distance for breakfast when I am running to late to work to make my own. I have visited this location 3 times, and each time I leave I want to punch myself in the face for going. Here are the reasons why I will eat my shoe before venturing to Dunkin Donuts again: You make your own coffee - Doesn't sound so bad right? WRONG On each of my 3 visits they have been out of almost everything (coffee, creamer, sugar, straws). When I ask the counter worker to refill the coffee she sighed, and then disappeared in back for 10 minutes. The back room is the size of a large closet.. What could possibly take so long? Hygiene! I saw a man sneeze in to his coffee, and then get a refill touching his cup to the spout on the coffee machine. Gross. The counters are filled with trash and spillage. They charge you more for ice coffee. This is ridiculous. It is the same coffee they brew, then let cool. Why does that cost more? A man walks in and asks what size the 50 cent coffee is. The girl looks at him and says "it says it on the sign". She is either to dumb to remember or a serious smart ass. Do yourself a favor. DO NOT GO TO THIS LOCATION.