Problem: Write a positive (OPTIONS:
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A: Me 'n the boys at work were gittin' kinda squirly, it being around lunchtime at all. I reckoned I'd be darned tootin' if I could stomach another Subway sammich, so I put forth a suggestion. "Boys" I said, "howza about we try sumpin' a lil' bit different fer supper this time? I hear there's a nearby gas station that serves up some mean-old gee-ros!" My hungy fellers all liked the idea, as if I was ringin' the chow bell mahself. We all darn near tripped over ourselves packin' into my rig. Once on board, I sounded the battle cry: "C'mon doods... it'll be a hoot!" And off we sped to yonder fillin' station for some much needed belly-fillin' grub. Speedy Pit Stop was like no other place I'd ever seen. They got fried chicken, they got pizza-pie, they even got ice cream and a whole mess of tater chips and whatnot to choose from. We even ordered our meals in three different languages. I like to call them little Greek stuffed flatbreads a "gee-ro", 'cause it sounds more authentic-like but still 'merican. I guess that's why that day the boys all called me "Hard G". Now, my right hand man Spencey-poo, well he's all fancy-shmancy and says the Greeks pronounce it "yee-ro". And then my other buddies, stuck in their ways as they is, called it a "jy-ro". I guess to each their own. Anyhoo... we snarfed them gee-ros down, but it took longer than I thunk, because they was packed with meat. And there's nothing I like better than packin' something fulla meat (ya hear me, darlin'?). And we were impressed with the portion size... for only four measly bones per sando. We voted against gettin' the combo dealy-bob so that we could roam the store and pick out our very own bag o' chips and swaggle-juice. Personally, I usually dig on them Funyons... but they give me the dragon breath. So instead I got me a big ol' bagga them Fried Pork Rinds. Gee-ros, good buddies, and fried pork rinds. Dadgummit... it don't git much better 'n that! Ptui... DING!
Q: negative

A: The food had a funny taste. I think it was the tomatoes and lettuce. Also it seemed like our waitress was trying to get rid of us because she kept asking us if we were ready for our check every time a Seahawks fan walked in. I guess our table was meant for them to watch the game? Food gave me a migraine.
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer: Food is great but service sucks the place was not that busy and it 20 mins for a server to come to the table and take our drink and food order. For all the trouble the manager only took off. 20% off the bill
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Output: Food! Service! Atmosphere! This is a hidden gem of a place and worth a visit for those tired of the regular recycle of local American food. The atmosphere is cozy and homely, it feels like stopping by a cherished relative's place for a home cooked meal. There is nothing flashy here and if you are used to valet service, there are other restaurants north of here. The menu is mostly sandwich type items, but there is a good selection from ham and goat cheese, to salmon and cream cheese creations worth a taste. Deserts here are a delight, and nothing feels over priced. Unfortunately, the staff is limited so on busy days you may have to wait a little longer for service but I have never had a bad experience and always felt welcomed. I'll be coming back to try more items on the menu for sure. Bon Appetit!
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output: Are you kidding me with this place? I stopped in at Memphis BBQ because I was on a lunch break and I've been exploring this new part of town where I'm training for work. I figured I would pop in and just see how long a to-go order would take. Apparently not long... dependent upon what you happened to order. But they have a take-out menu located by the cashier area, so they must get a lot of take-outs anyway. The restaurant seemed quiet to me, but it could have been because it was just a weird time of the day. I ended up ordering the "King" pulled-pork sandwich, which comes with two sides. I opted for french fries because I have been taking a medication that makes me sick unless I have a really big, hefty meal, and I decided to go lighter with my second side and got the cucumber salad (which the menu says is seasonal). Okay, so I sit back and wait. My meal comes out fairly quickly in a big styrofoam container and I make my way back to work. When I open my container I am greeted by fries and my sandwich wrapped in tinfoil. When I open the tinfoil... I couldn't have been more disappointed. This sandwich looked like it came slopped out of a school cafeteria - NOT a championship BBQ joint. Oh and the taste was the same. The bun was some horrible white-bread concoction I could get at a cheap company picnic. The meat had no flavor... no BBQ flavor at all! They did give me a container of sauce which I immediately dumped all over the meat, but it didn't have a kick to it... it was just kind of blah. The cucumber salad was not refreshing. It was soaked in a very, very sweet slime-sauce. I felt like I was eating straight-up high fructose corn syrup (and I probably was). The fries were uneventful, just fries, nothing more. I highly doubt I would give Memphis BBQ another try. I'd probably just go to Famous Dave's if I wanted mediocre BBQ.
Q: negative

A:
Nope. Not liking this place. I've gone there 3 times just to make sure. Mostly bc we live around the corner and also bc we thought it just might have been the dishes i ordered, or the day of the week...blah, blah, blah. Nope, it really is just that the food isn't really that good or tasty.On the Italian side of the menu, the food was bland. No real depth of flavor. On the mediterian side, The falafel was mushy and tasteless. Not a typical falafel -which I don't mind creativity in presentation, but it has to taste good. Event kids didn't like their kids selection. 3 times a charm for me.