Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer: Pricey little sandwich joint and cheap atmosphere. That's the best way to describe this place. Indeed, my belly was full -- full of bread. Where's the beef!? --- oh the 80's! My sandwich was mostly bread, lettuce and tomatoes. The clam chowder was probably the delight of my meal (sandwich & soup combo) Couldn't complain much about the service since it was quick. The place was super cheap on the decor -- though I did appreciate the helicopter ceiling fan. Think I enjoyed that more than my sandwich -- Enjoy!

Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer: Lost my pants from 3pc suit. Great . Oh i'm sorry. Here's a hundred bucks. Go find some. I would rather have the pants and go elsewhere. Make sure you have receipts for your clothes. You will need

Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer:
We always seem to miss these cheese shops passing through the Dells. We stopped here coming back from Des Plaines in Oct., and it's right off the exit. As you enter there is a display of fudge, but they only want to cut it for you on the way out. Next are all the gadgets and gifts. I got some cool reading glasses, a ghost cheese spreader, body shampoo, a WI shot glass, cheese slicer. We were hosting the upcoming fountain pen meeting and bought a great variety of meats and cheeses. One large beef summer sausage I brought to my thanksgiving hostess. Picked up a cranberry jelly, various crackers. I got to sample all the cheese spreads, and settled on the sharp cheddar. I loved the beef and cheese snack pack because they came in small bites. We left with a few sundries, and of course the fudge. Be prepared to drop at least $100. And this was us restraining ourselves.