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Output: The gray-haired ASSHOLE at the end of the Circus of Horrors smelt like PISS and he was VERY, VERY, VERY NASTY!! Plus...he had all the people backed up and was totally yelling at everyone! And it WAS NOT part of the act!!! We waited there forever for the "wonderful finale of the PATHETIC GORILLA! You guys JUMPED THE SHARK!!!

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Output: I bought a living social deal from Louie at Waterless. What a wonderful service! Sometimes people will give you less service when you purchase something discounted. Not Waterless! They gave me more! Three hours on my car, and it looked brand new! Better than ever! This is the best car wash I have ever had. The come to you at your convenience! They were on time, friendly, and took the time to give me wonderful customer service. I will be using them in the future, and will recommend them highly! They deserve 10 starts!

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Output: RUDE,RUDE,RUDE is all I can say about this place. If you want to be treated like dirt, this is the place for you. I went in there ro shop and rexeived the worst customer service I have ever receives anywhere. Snooty lady at the register was clearly inconvenienced by my being there and didn't want to help with one simple question I had about a scarf for my daughter. I definately won't shop there again.

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Watch their billing department ! They will try to double bill your insurance and then send you to collections after they have already been paid. They claim it's not their fault, but they don't know how to correct it ! Go somewhere else !