Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: Everything tasted too artificial. After a handful of trips to Kokomo, we got a buy-one-get-one-free coupon for Golden Spoon and decided to give it a shot. I got cookies'n'cream and chocolate malt with almonds and brownie. My wife ordered strawberry and cake batter with cookie dough. The CnC and the strawberry tasted really artificial...after a few bites of each we just couldn't continue. The chocolate malt and cake batter, however, were both pretty good. The "regular" size is generous and a decent value at $3.25, but toppings are $0.90 each. With the coupon, we spent about $6, about the same that we usually spend at Kokomo with no coupon. Kokomo knocks our socks off on every trip. My socks remained firmly in place at the Golden Spoon. Service was friendly enough, but we won't be back.
Q: negative

A: What happened here? This mall is on the decline for sure, im pretty sure there are just as many vacant spaces as there are open stores. On top of that half the stores that are there i've never even heard of or seen anywhere else. This is a little surprising considering the area near this mall has been upgraded with more popular stores and restraunts.
Problem: What would be an example of an positive (OPTIONS:
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Answer: I gotta give my man Jonathan kudos for some recent changes he's implemented. The upstairs now has a menu with smaller lighter items for the bar. I can now finally go here and just grab an app' at the bar without having the customary food coma afterwards after his multicourse feast. He's upgraded the staff and kept the pro's from the past (marney and errol). Steve and Clint are good newer additions as server and bartender. This is only my second 5 star review, probably should deserve 4.5, but wtf it's so obvious he cares and appreciates the business so much. The food is still great, the patio is nice, the hood' location is still scary and fun and the smaller menu items and additional staff are appreciated. I do wish he had more options than just italian wine, but last night we were able to find a great white. The salmon carpaccio last night is the best I've ever had. The mussels with diablo sauce was also excellent. I don't know of any other small restaurant chef in Pittsburgh that takes as much care in the quality of ingredients used (except for Douglas Dick at Bona Terra). In my original post I said it was a bit pricey, but I've decided it's well worth the cost now. I also tried a ceviche here that was out of this world. There's definitely a lot more to have at this italian place than just pasta and red sauce.
Input: OPTIONS:
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Generate a negative review for a place
Output: If this place is near 40% capacity don't expect to eat. We have been sitting here for over an hour waiting on 2 burgers. Sorry but #servicefail. To be successful in business you have to offer a valuable product, quality of service and a friendly attitude.
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output: From the time I was a child, I was always very uncomfortable with smiling because of my crooked, fang-like teeth. One by one, each of my classmates had braces put on. One by one, their smiles became straighter and more radiant. With that, came improved confidence in the way they would carry themselves. I, on the other hand, grew to dislike what I saw in the mirror. As an adult, I really wanted to feel beautiful or at least stand a little taller. So, my quest to find an orthodontist began. This process was not easy. One by one, the consultations I would receive from "potential" orthodontists always left me feeling inadequate. One particular orthodontist even went as far as saying that I should've done this A LONG TIME AGO! Even the payments were outrageous, especially for my family of seven. My dream of having a beautiful smile seemed to be further and further out of reach until one faithful day...I met Dr. Chelian at Aloha Orthodontics. The entire staff greeted my husband and I with a warm smile and welcomed us into the consultation room. I was still a bit apprehensive considering my prior experience at other orthodontists' offices. Dr. Chelian and Shelley, his office manager put my fears to rest as they walked me through the process of what my treatment would look like for me. To top it all off, Shelley had created a payment plan that was so comfortable I could really see my dream come to fruition! I was so overcome with emotion, I simply wept. We started my treatment plan soon after along with my eldest son. Since then, my daughter has been under the care of Dr. Chelian and my eldest son and I have had our braces removed! My son beamed as he saw his teeth! It was wonderful to see how proud he was. As for myself, the moment my braces were removed I couldn't believe it! I was in a state of shock! I was whisked away to take after photos and it finally set in. As we began this journey, I cried and as I ended this journey, I cried. My dream of having straight teeth had finally come true! Dr. Chelian and his entire staff have truly given my family and I EXCEPTIONAL care. Dr. Chelian's expertise gave me more than a beautiful, straight smile. He gave me the confidence that I always knew I had and the inspiration to keep going after my goals and dreams. Thank you, Aloha Orthodontics!
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer:
This place has become a real disappointment. I've used them for years and been pleased, until recently. I picked up my work slacks a couple of weeks ago and wore them to work the next day. Imagine my irritation when I crossed my legs and discovered they'd ironed on a WHITE barcode label on the inside cuff of my BLACK pants. It was right at the hem, so it stuck out like a sore thumb when I crossed my legs! I took the pants back to the store the next day and asked that they remove it. It took no less than FIVE visits for them to actually get the barcode and iron on glue off my pants (though it never came out completely). The owner explained that the barcode system was their new way of doing things. Apparently they didn't feel the need to let their customers know first! I swore never to go back, but found myself in a pinch yesterday. My son cut his lip and got a spot of blood on my pants. Against my better judgement, I took the pants to the cleaner. I pointed out the spot (which had only been there an hour or so) and she marked the spot with tape. I picked up the pants today and guess what? The stain is still there. It's not even any lighter. It doesn't appear they did anything to it. Fool me twice, shame on me. I won't be going back again.