Question:
Two , rather . But I have n't read either chapter yet and I ca n't take the test until I do . Maybe I 'll just read the questions and look it up in the book and then just answer as I go along . Sounds like a plan .

What may I be doing ?
Answer:
Reading a book .

Question:
Apparently mercury is in retrograde , whatever that means . Today is full of hilarity on every level . I went to get my sandwich for lunch about 20 minutes ago . As I was standing in line , I was giggling and iming Eden on my blackberry when out of nowhere someone whispers into my ear , " What did you order " .

What may happen as i wait in line for my sandwitch ?
Answer:
I saw something funny on my cell phone .

Question:
I was riding my bike over the weekend on the bike path through CU 's Research Park when I came upon a herd of goats . Grazing away in the brush along the creek , hooved and horned , with a dozen or so interested spectators of the human variety . I pulled up and talked to their herder , a weathered , friendly woman named Lou Colby . After we chatted a few minutes I asked her where her permanent base is .

What caught the narrator 's attention in the wild ?
Answer:
The presence of animals .

Question:
Argo and Rina are a perfect pair - non stop energy . :p ) Then Rich was all , well I guess it would be ok , etc . * chortle*Bonus : I dry shaved my legs this morning . His laywer 's legs were so hairy it looked like an animal was crawling out of her skirt .

Why did the writer dry shave their legs ?
Answer:
Because their legs were hairy .