Fucking incredible . Zooey Deschenel is really pretty , though she seemed to need to get excited for the show , she did n't really seem into it until the end . Also , it seemed kind of short .
Answer the following question: What may be the tv show I am posting about ?

New Girl

Basically I ' ve been with my { GF } for about 4 month now and a healthy relationship very easy going . Last week I pick up my { GF } for date on a movie , so when I pick her up she forgets her make up kit but she leave 's her cell phone in my car . Ok just for curiosity I look through her pic / videos , so I found out she come out in 1 with her videos naked and kisses / lick her own breast . Then she has a pic of her private part that she took I could tell by her ring on her fingers .
Answer the following question: Why is the narrator surprised by the video he saw ?

He was shocked by how explicit it was .

! In other fun stuff news , the week after next is my vacation from work , and how 's this for lucky : it happens to fall on the week of Chris ' birthday . So he 's gon na try to get a few of those days off and we 'll do something rad for his 24th . We do n't know what yet , but we 'll find something . Hopefully you will take a few days off , SHANE , so we can at least hang and party for a few days .
Answer the following question: Who is Shane ?

A person who is friends with the speaker .

" ... not a Domme who cares about their health and safety " The other dinner guest chuckled and asked if he could use that line in his writing , and if I had a blog he should link too . I thought about it .
Answer the following question: Why might the other guest asked me if I had a blog he can link to ?
Because he wanted to give a credit to my line he wanted to use .