QUES: so i m slightly inebriated ... bear with me ... i have given up on joe he is to boring and wo nt do anything fun ever . i ve put my hopes into you know who and he wo nt turn out to be anything worth while as usual ... he breaks my heart every time but i seem to just go back . my friends t3ell me no but its whatever . i ve been up to it for like two years now ... i have great ffriends right now .

Question with options: Why is the narrator rambling throughout the dialogue ?
OPTIONS:
- They are n't any fun .
- They are inebriated .
- They are boring .
- They are a crazy person .
ANS: They are inebriated .
QUES: So , I had a fun walk home from Uni : I like jumping in puddles ! = DYes , I did say coming home from Uni . Yes , I did jump in puddles . I ' m gon na be a great mum . Anyway , turns out the entirety of Adelaide ?

Question with options: Which of these things is true of the narrator ?
OPTIONS:
- She likes avoiding puddles .
- She is on her way to school .
- She wants to be a mom one day .
- None of the above choices .
ANS: She wants to be a mom one day .
QUES: mkay , so i had to leave in a hurry cuz i had a class , but now it is nite times , sooooso , it was an interesting day . no it was nt , but the afternoon pretty much sucked , so that s what i mean.so my mom is in the hospital again for reasons unknown , and i am a little worried . but she told me not to worry ... WUT A LITTLE PICKLE WE HAVE HERE .

Question with options: What will happen this evening ?
OPTIONS:
- None of the above choices .
- I will eat with friends and take a nap .
- I will go to visit my mom in the hospital .
- I will go drinking at the bar alone .
ANS: I will go to visit my mom in the hospital .
QUES: The weather was so nice this weekend , I had to go for some rides on the bike . Each time I just picked a direction and went to see what was there . I could n't really go too far though , as my new helmet has not arrived yet and the one I have is too small , and really hurts my head after 30 - 45 minutes . Today I crossed the Sellwood bridge and headed south out of Portland .

Question with options: What may happen during my bike ride out of Portland ?
OPTIONS:
- None of the above choices .
- I would have a very enjoyable ride .
- My helmet would be too big .
- My bike helmet would be a perfect fit .
ANS:
I would have a very enjoyable ride .