Given a text, write a compressed version of it in a single sentence.

A neighbor reported Astro's plight to the ASPCA and our Humane Law Enforcement officers went to investigate.
A neighbor reported Astro's plight. Our officers went to investigate.

Upjohn Co. said it will offer an early retirement package to as many as 1,100 employees in a cost-cutting move expected to result in a fourth-quarter charge.
Upjohn Co. will offer early retirement packages for up to 1,100 employees for a 4th-quarter charge.

Let me pause for a moment to give three concise reasons why I'm so curious about the identity of the Antichrist:
Let me pause to give three reasons why I'm curious about the Antichrist: