Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A: Always liked The Orleans....at least that's what my previous Yelp posts say. I also hear that The Orleans is a local resident favorite. That may explain why all was well outside our hotel room, but inside was a different story! Ever have the hotel turn off the water to your room? No shower, no sink....and no flushing the toilet. Sure, you can use the toilet......you just can't flush it! Yes, you too can pay for the privilege of living like this. Actually pay extra....this was an "upgraded" room. For the record, having a view of the strip does little to alleviate the angst created by a toilet that you can use, but you can't flush. It's time for me to move on to another hotel in Las Vegas. I always stayed at the Orleans because it was, among other things, consistently average or better. My last stay was way below average, and unacceptable! I would no longer recommend The Orleans.

Problem: Write a positive yelp review.
A: After I dropped my son off at school, I went to Walmart to drop my car off for an oil change. Shortly after turning in the keys, my friend met me there and we drove off to Dennys to eat breakfast. They have the $2, $4, $6, and $8 deals. We couldn't resist because you pay little, but get a lot for you are paying. She ordered off of the $4 menu and ordered the Everyday Value Slam which consists of two buttermilk pancakes, two eggs cooked to order and two bacon strips or two sausage links. I ordered the $8 Grand Slam Slugger which consists of two buttermilk pancakes, two eggs, two bacon strips and two sausage links. Served with your choice of hash browns, bread or grits. Includes coffee and juice. The food was good and delicious. The waitress that served us was also on top of everything making sure that my friends water and my coffee with orange juice were constantly topped up until we said no more. Denny's is a great place to eat breakfast.

Problem: Write a positive yelp review.
A:
solid, quick, and cheap. long lines during lunch.