input: Write a negative yelp review (OPTIONS:
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output: This review is for the "nightclub" portion of Lavo, as we did not eat here... I despise the lines, the douchebaggeriness, and the crowds of all clubs in Vegas in general, as I'm the kind of guy who actually likes to dance when I go to a club. But Lavo makes everything significantly worse. Except the lines, because nobody wants to go here. Neither did we, but some of the girls wanted to dance and nobody wanted to venture out into the fucking blizzard to get to a better club. Alas, we walked over from our room at the Venetian and decided to check this place out. The first thing you'll notice is that this place is tiny. I mean FUCKING tiny. The second thing you'll notice is that it is ridiculously crowded. Let's make this very clear: you will NOT be doing any dancing here. If you're one of those creepers who considers "bouncing up and down while trying to grab a little bit of anything else bouncing up and down" dancing, then you might have a good time. If you've got any real moves, you'll be really sad because you'll never get to use them. And I'm fabulous as fuck, so I've got some serious moves. The third thing you'll notice is that it's hot as all hell because of all the disgusting people packed in like a can of sardines. I'm not a stickler for rules, but Lavo managed to actually make me say (and this is the lamest thing somebody could EVER say at a club): "Dude, we need to get a fire marshal in here..." And I meant it. I don't think I've ever thought that in any other situation in my life. Ever. I might be able to comment on more things about Lavo had I decided to stick around, but I did one walk around and decided I'm out. Save your effort and go somewhere else.
input: Write a negative yelp review (OPTIONS:
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output: I don't know what has happened to Buca. I have eaten here many times in the past 5 years both with friends and with my church group for which I am the social coordinator. I have gotten take out meals and only had great things to say about this restaurant in the past. The food was and is still good but not worth the treatment one now receives as a guest. The wait staff had a total disregard and lack of respect for the patrons that was appalling. Ours was poorly trained and had no back up or bus person. Bread came out after the salad with no oil. By the time oil came, our bread was mostly gone. We watched our desserts melt as we had neither spoons or plates to eat on. I had dirty utensils dropped on me all while we froze to death after multiple requests to turn the air conditioning down. After 4 requests a manager told us it had been done. Within the hour it returned to meat locker status. My church friends with arthritis were miserable and in pain due to the cold. I had to go outside to try and warm up during my meal. I guess it was comfortable for the wait staff and those that may have been drinking alcohol. For the rest it was a miserable an noisy environment. It takes a lot for me to have to write this, but I was in tears thinking how my friend's Birthday celebration was ruined. Needless to say I will not be back nor will the groups I used to bring there.
input: Write a positive yelp review (OPTIONS:
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output:
My wife called me and ask if I know any Chinese's restaurant on her way home from work. I looked in Yelp and found Chop Chop Wok. When she came home she had lots of good food to eat. She told me she order the family meal which was about $25.00. It came with soup, three main courses, rice and egg rolls. The food was really good the next time we are in the mood for Chinese's food we will head to Chop Chop Wok