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Output: As I like to preface my Vegas reviews with I am in Vegas - ALL THE TIME - between working there about 2 mos each year to 4-5 weekend trips a year I believe I have stayed at every hotel on the strip. While I had not stayed at PH until this trip, I have always enjoyed gambling here. The atmosphere is young, bright, nice dealers, and good music. Because of this I was excited to stay here last weekend. However I have to say I was very disappointed with my three day stay. Long story short the gambling is very good, the side attractions (food, bars, shopping) are good, rooms are well below average, and pool is horrid. The room: First off they gave me a smoking room, when I specifically requested non-smoking. YES I could have asked to be changed but after waiting 30 min to check in and then getting to the room we were excited to get out. While it was a smoking room overall the smell wasn't too bad. The room was quite large but there was a lot just a little off. Several lights didn't work (two lamps and the in-cabinet lighting), there were a lot of random chips and stains in the decorations, and the room was set up very poorly. Oh well some trips we rarely stay in the room longer than a few hours a night, but as this one was a getaway with the girlfriend and not buddies it was a little more disappointing. Next up was the pool. OK so I give the room a "2/5" but also consider the price, if you get a good price and don't care about the room that much then it is definitely workable. The pool: Summer Vegas trips are all about relaxing at the pool and this was by far the most disappointing part of the trip. The pool area is huge (football field) too bad everything except for 20% of that area is concrete without even a view of the pool. Around the pool are some sun chairs and a few cabanas. But the cabanas are purely rental (not even minimum spend such as at every other pool). The sun chairs are fairly dirty and there is not a single umbrella or other break from the sun. One redeeming quality about the pool is that the bar makes a pretty strong and tasty drink. The rest was awful and it was unbelievable that I heard they actually charge anyone not staying at the hotel to go. I would give the pool a "0/5" As I mentioned above the gaming was good - other than the blackjack tables under the go go dancers paying 6 to 5 blackjacks I really like gambling here. Everything else: I like the food here. Earl of sandwich is very good (although not the world beating place that they would make you think, good none the less). The Spice Market buffet is good too. I like the fact there is a Wal-Greens right outside and the mall is connected. As a total rewards member I was disappointed in the overall experience and won't be staying here again.

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Output: Wir waren gestern das erste Mal (aufgrund der guten Bewertungen) im Sokrates und wir beide mussten feststellen, dass wir noch nie so gut griechisch gegessen hatten. Die Griechen bei uns kann man in die Tonne treten... Die lassen z.B. alles in Fett ersaufen. Dies war dort nicht der Fall. Es war einfach lecker und wenn wir mal wieder in Karlsruhe sind, ist das Sokrates auf jeden Fall einen weiteren Besuch wert.

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Output: As I think of my $80 tab and try and remember anything memorable about the meal, I stare off into the distance and forget to breathe through my nose..... Beef bulgogi was run of the mill and the wee sized pot of steamed rice was, well, wee. Nakji Dol Pan (Octopus stir fried with chili paste) was spiced properly and pretty tasty, but had no contrast and was getting monotonous Tonkatsu (breaded pork cutlet) was pedestrian kimchi and accoutrement were also pretty bland. eh eh eh

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Cozy space in Heritage Square with a really friendly barista! I really enjoyed my experience and would love to come back and watch the roasting process in action. I enjoyed an herbal iced tea and am anxious to come back and try some other hot drinks.