Question: i'm being up here in the northeast corner i kind of like these northeast teams
Northwest teams are preferred more than Northeast teams.

Answer: no

Question: Foreign imbibers, not brought up on this custom, usually prefer to dilute it with a large splash of water.
Foreign people like to dilute it with water.

Answer: yes

Question: Accepting these realities will help you to behave in a more accommodating way without pretense.
It is important to accept that you are actually quite ugly.

Answer:
it is not possible to tell