Question:
Today I placed second out of 6 in the interactive fiction contest I entered . I ' m pleased with the outcome , and flattered by some kind comments I received afterward . One neat thing the IF community does after these online award ceremonies , which I did n't know about beforehand , was that they congregate and play the entries together online , in real - time . It 's a public demonstration of the game , during which you can answer questions about your game .

Why is the narrator flattered despite being on the computer ?
Answer:
They were given an online award .

Question:
Mom and I left early to this great beach in Avon , NJ we always go to . It 's the only beach I like because there 's really no boardwalk which means mostly adults , and it 's a pretty quiet place to relax . Even with my umbrella ( ella , ella ... eh eh ! )

What is likely to happen at Avon Beach ?
Answer:
The narrator will get much needed relaxation .

Question:
My Dad had a jewelry store in a farming community . Because he was pretty much tied to the store during the day . he arranged for a local farmer to drop off a large basket of tomatoes at the store . When Dad came home for lunch , he brought the tomato basket , and put it on the floor near the refrigerator .

What profession did the narrator 's dad have ?
Answer:
They were a shop owner .

Question:
Poor Raven . The child is obsessed with cats . He spent nearly an hour this morning taking me on a guided tour of his current favorite website I Can Haz Cheezburger ?

Why would the narrator not like the type of website the child is visiting ?
Answer:
They think it 's foolish .