QUES: This is the newest motivational poster up at my local Curves . It was a full house this morning ( odd for a Saturday ) and while I was waiting for the lady in front of me to vacate the machine I needed , I snapped a photo of this . I have to admit it is pretty clever ! And I have to admit that on this Saturday morning I thought twice about going in - but I felt way better afterwards !

Question with options: What happened after visiting the Curves ?
OPTIONS:
- I felt worse because it was a full house .
- I felt bad because of the lady 's machine .
- I felt bad because I had to wait .
- None of the above choices .
ANS: None of the above choices .
QUES: Today was a rainbow-- no , a cornucopia-- no , a kaleidoscope of moods . At the beginning of the school day I felt fine , and then in math and study hall my mood just went to the , uh-- it went for a bathroom break . I forced my mood to happiness for lunch , but it really only lasted for a few good minutes .

Question with options: How would you describe the narrator ?
OPTIONS:
- They felt fine today .
- They are usually happy .
- They have a fluid personality .
- None of the above choices .
ANS: They have a fluid personality .
QUES: I ' m not generally that bad tho :P I did n't realize how ' off ' I was till I recovered . ( Sorry guys , and THANK YOU for putting up with me and everything I forgot :P , including the time ... Sorry I was late . )

Question with options: What may be the plausible reason I was apologizing ?
OPTIONS:
- I was apologizing because that was n't my typical behavior .
- I was apologizing for being sick .
- None of the above choices .
- I was apologizing for showing up drunk .
ANS: I was apologizing because that was n't my typical behavior .
QUES: British celebrity plastic surgery addict , Leslie Ash , has received what ever plastic surgery addict like herself dreams of - an endless stream of cash . Leslie caught an infection while being treated for a fall in a hospital , sued the health system ( called NHS in Great Britain ) , and received the largest malpractice settlement ever , $ 10 million dollars ( approximately $ 5 million British pounds ) . In 2003 , Leslie had lip implants which went terribly wrong . She was allergic to them and they swelled , making her lips look cartoonish .

Question with options: What will Leslie most likely use the money for ?
OPTIONS:
- She will use the money to educate doctors on better practices .
- None of the above choices .
- She will use it to continue her obsession with her appearance .
- She will donate a large amount to charity against malpractice .
ANS:
She will use it to continue her obsession with her appearance .