Problem: Just got a call from a woman about a chipmunk on the walkway who looked like it was in shock or disorientated . I wanted so badly to tell her it was just acting like most students who were still trying to find their way around campus . I dispatched a unit but the chipmunk figured out where it was suppose to be and took off before we could go speak to it . I ' m sure it found itself at the Communications building and thought he was suppose to be at the Communications CENTER instead .

Why would the man be annoyed at the woman caller ?

A: She is calling about a non emergency .

Problem: Does anyone know of a file sharing site ( like sendspace.com ) that DOESN'T delete your files after they go inactive for a certain period of time ? Someplace that , you know , I do n't have to PAY for ? ( I ' m poor , people .

What may be a fact about this person ?

A: They are struggling to find a good file sharing website .

Problem: I thought that I could at least catch up with my sleep , treat my under eye circles , clean my room and write a cover letter and edit my cv but no , I have to work instead . Sigh . Was supposed to go to the office today but I opted to work from home . Might have to go to work on Monday since there 's a team meeting , which really sucks because it is a public holiday after all .

What may happen if today is my day off instead ?

A:
I may take some naps .