Problem: No tellers. Really. Hire hire hire. Today 2 tellers. Yesterday At 4pm 1 teller. This bank really sucks. They have a greeter and plenty of personnel to open accounts and do loans. But no tellers. Really!
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Problem: Itzza terrible and disgusting. I was recently visiting Madison for the first time in many years. After a night at some bars, I wanted some food. I had attempted to go to Ian's, but the huge line/mob was far too big for me to deal with. I then decided I was craving some pokey stix from Gumby's pizza. Unfortunately, it turns out that Gumby's has gone out of business. After some searching on google, it seems that Itzza Pizza has opened in the Gumby's location and offers up itzza sticks, which they claimed were like pokey stix, only better. That statement couldn't have been further from the truth. First off, they were an overpriced ripoff. My $8.99 order came to just under $15. There is really no way that tax and delivery came to roughly $6. Unfortunately, I am not really sure of the price breakdown. I decided not to question it as I was really craving something like pokey stix at ths point. I just feel if you want to charge for delivery, have it listed on your website or menu. What I received was inedible and disgusting. The dough was undercooked, lacked seasoning, and was covered in far too much nasty mozzarella. The cheese was some sort of fake, rubbery, oily, gelatinous, flavorless mess. The only way to eat this was to pull off the cheese and drown it in ranch or marinara. Even then it was still pretty nasty. While I am not familiar with the local late night eats in Madison anymore, I am sure that there are many far better options than this place.
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Problem: dennys was the best restaurant when I was a teenager. as you get older and have acquire a taste for real food and not a cafeteria joint. I stopped being a fan of dennys when I was 21. it became something I rather not eat and just starve. I don't expect a lot from dennys, unless Im drunk and need food to sober up. I just think your better off hitting up a drive thru instead.
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Problem: It was such a nice day I wanted to find a patio to sit on and drink a margarita. I was a little fooled by a review that mentioned "outdoor" seating. I guess I still can't wrap my head around all the fake b.s. that makes up this weird town. Yeah, no outdoors to be had. So I walk in and head for the bar. Margaritas - boring and watered down. Nothing exciting and really I can't believe that a casino would make something so ridiculously weak. They were fairly cheap though so that was ok. Chips and Salsa - Boring again. The bean dip and salsa had no flavor. The chips were kinda stale. I kept wishing there was flavor. None to be had. Fajitas - Seriously, even Casa Bonita does a better job. God were they ho hum. I mean at least TRY to put a little flavor in there. Service - The guy was nice enough but it seemed like he was tired and burned out. He was trying to be nice but you can tell he's been in Las Vegas too long. Atmosphere - It would have been ok but then some horrible music started up. Apparently, yet another cheesy, mouth breather "light show." The blaring sound of "Cotton Eyed Joe" had me practically running out the door. No, I won't be back. This is the first time I've been in Sam's Town and see NO REASON AT ALL to ever make it a second time. Place was just sad. I drove back home wondering if real Mexicans get irate at the insulting bastardization of their food. I KNOW this crap isn't what they eat. Save your money and go elsewhere. Anyone who has given this place a good review should stop reviewing anything because you CLEARLY have poor taste.
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