Problem: Write a positive yelp review.
A: 100 chips and salsa later ( my fav 3 salsas), I still managed to finish the chicken enchilada. Good amount of shredded chicken, sauce, cheese. Comes with rice and beans. Like most other places, just good. I like that they have lunch portions. Good service too. A small bar if that's what you have in mind.

Problem: Write a positive yelp review.
A: Customer service was exceptional. Here from out of town. They fit me in and treated me so kindly. Nicole even fixed a cut I've been struggling with for months. :). Thank you making me good in Phoenix!

Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A:
I am staying at the Luxor for the first and last time as I write this review. I am getting more light off the computer screen than I have from the super dim light bulbs in this place. Perhaps they only use low watt bulbs to try to hide the fact that this place is old and dirty. The bed is as bad as any I have slept in, in fact the bedspread is thread bare and and the underside of it has those little balls you get from things being old. The pillows are like the ones my Granny uses that she has had for about 50 years. Super dirty! The bathroom only has a shower in it and I am a bath kind of girl. However, I wouldn't sit in it anyway. I think the towels are suppose to be white but they are a nice shade of dirty. Getting back to the lights, good luck putting on make up in there, the light in the elevator is better than these. I'm seriously thinking about checking out of this dump and going to the Marriott. DON'T STAY HERE!