Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A: I went with a friend last night. We had not yet been to this newish restaurant in Gilbert and were hoping for another nice place we could go to to escape the plethora of chain restaurants out here. The parking lot was packed as was the large patio. This was a good sign, right? Unfortunately, we couldn't tell you. There was a minor wait so we grabbed a couple of drinks at the bar while waiting. Upon sitting at our table, our waitress comes over and notices our drinks. We ask for waters and I ask if they had a gluten free menu. She said no. No big deal, I've been to countless restaurants and have always found something on the menu. So, I asked if she knew what was prepared gluten free. She stated someone else had asked her that before and she recalled the pork chop probably was. She said she would go back and double check with the kitchen. Great! She came back a minute later to tell us, it turns out that the only thing on the menu that was gluten free was their salads. Anyone who does not eat gluten knows that one of the biggest culprits for hiding it is salad dressing which I'm guessing was probably not made in house, so the likelihood of the chef knowing for sure was making me skeptical. I looked down at my menu and pointed out they had lots of meat dishes. I asked if I could just get a plain steak or the aforementioned pork-chop or something with veggies. She said no, everything has sauces. What!?! So, you put gravy on all of your meat??? At this point we are certainly questioning the quality of the food but also the knowledge of the staff. Since we were starving I decided to give it one more go and asked if the chef could work with me on something. She responds with a sarcastic and condescending tone, "well, what do you want, just a big piece of meat?" This is not rocket science folks! I have never experienced this type of rude condescending attitude regarding my dietary needs. We, obviously, did not stay and left to go to one of their competitors who happily accommodated us and will continue receiving our business.

Problem: Write a positive yelp review.
A: This is the best AYCE joint I've eaten at. Fish quality may not be up to par with the best sushi places in town, but as far as AYCE goes, this place can't be beat. Nigiri is delicious. Good quality fish, nice cuts, and perfect rice. Also, love their rolls: Harry Potter, No Name, most everything on the menu for that matter! Only downside to this spot is that they do not accept reservations. I've waited as long as an hour at peak times to get seated, which would be ridiculous if this weren't so good.

Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A:
Hmm... wasn't so impressed with Francis and Sons wash service last Tue. I got the deluxe wash and carpet shampoo for a pretty good price ($50) but when I got my car back, the wheels still have dirt in almost all of the corners on the rim. To be sure it wasn't just stubborn dirt, I got down and wiped it with my finger... it came off easily. Then, one of the inside panels in front, which were supposed to be all wiped down, still had visible goo all over it from my nephews chocolatey hands. The outside looked shiny and fresh and car smelled good for days but, I think if I go again, I'll only opt for their base price services. For $50, I expected more... Might see ya there.