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Output: Noticed this place when in the area for gelato and fish tacos, but reviews made it sound pretty dismal. I'm not really an AYCE sushi person, and not having a website listed or menu in the photos made me hesitant to visit. Hesitation wasn't unwarranted, it turned out. Went in to order takeout. Opted for the rolly roll and the pink lady roll. Sat at the sushi bar next to an AYCE patron. As I waited, he ordered and received 3 different rolls. This began to get annoying as I waited nearly 20 minutes for my order- restaurant wasn't busy, only two other tables were in and neither was actively ordering. One other person was waiting on a takeout order and waited longer than I did. What really irritated me was realizing that my order sat at the counter for a good 10 minutes before the older waitress noticed and brought it to me. And then I had to remind her to charge my card before I left. Service, needless to say, is lacking. Food was okay. Rolly roll was one of those rounded mounds of mixed rice and fish- I'm not a huge fan of that type of "roll" and though there was nothing wrong with the flavor, I was annoyed that the nontraditional roll structure was not mentioned on the menu when I ordered. Pink lady roll was just okay- sauce did not taste like any garlic ponzu I've had and the salmon almost tasted cooked rather than fresh. Disappointing.

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Output: Be prepared to wait for at least an hour. I've been waiting for past 56 min and still waiting. This place is ridiculously slow! I guess you get what you pay for.

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Output: You can all believe Peter K. When he says to stay away from this business. My story is not as uncomoassionate as his, but it still shows their unprofessional practice. We went to Yuppie Puppie for a closer groomer. I had phoned a week earlier to inquire about having my daughters cat groomed. I told the appointment setter more than once that her cat had only been professional groomed once and he got aggressive with the groomer. Since that time, we have bathed and trimmed him at home. He needed a clean shave because he had two matted areas under his front legs. The girl on the phone assured me that he would be in good hands with Elana. Evidently, she was super with cats and could handle any cat. I also was told that he would be the first in the morning so as not to make him nervous with dogs barking. We arrived at nine and some angry little women arrived at five after. She seemed a little pissed that we were waiting, there was another woman waiting with her poodle,also. So much for being first. So we get in after she pops open the door and wave us in with no words. I felt like I was at the DMV. Evidently they let five grown cats roam the salon all night. I don't have a problem with that, but any cat person knows that you will not make a new cat feel welcome if you have five other cats hissing at him and rubbing their glands on the outside if his carrier. We had reservations to leave him but against our intuition, we did. Twenty minutes later, we get a phone call. It's Elana and she says," umm, you have to come get him, he attacked me." She had a ton of attitude and nonprofessional demeanor. She told us that she tried to muzzle him which we had not agreed to or even discussed at the consult. My husband was available to get him so he did. He gave her 20 dollars because she managed to shave the top of him. I understand that he is a bit much for a dog handler, I wish they were honest up front about Elana and her dismissive attitude and the five cats. Anyway, the Barking Lot is the place I have taken my digs for years and I send everyone I know to Marissa. We will take him back to her. A bit of a drive, but worth it!

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This is my favorite Indian restaurant in the valley. There are always different and interesting choices on the buffet. Try the sauces, there's a coconut one, and the cucumber/yogurt one is the tastiest I've ever had. I've been here 10-15 times and always really enjoyed the food here. Atmosphere, yeah right, there is none just good food. They open at 11:30 and I really wish they would open at least 30 min earlier. I've sat in the parking lot drooling on myself waiting for them to open on several occasions.