Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: Although Pizza Brutta does have some pretty amazing (and authentic) pizza, and tasty salads, I have to give the owner and his team a major thumbs down for what happened today. I placed a $550 order for lunch catering three weeks ago, all to be completely forgotten about. Upon calling to confirm my 11:45 delivery, the owner was completely baffled. I love to support local business and local food, but unfortunately Pizza Brutta is off my list for making me look like a complete idiot (and disappointing a large group of people looking forward to the food I was raving about). The owner was understandably frazzled, but offered no compensation or reconciliation for his and his team's mistake. The suggestion to go to Subway or Jimmy John's was pretty appalling as well, since the whole premise of Pizza Brutta is to support local business, local food and local culture. In sum: good pizza, but the team needs to get a better handle on catering. I'll have to enjoy my authentic Italian pizza at Cafe Porta Alba from now on!
Q: positive

A: Get the queso! Actually, I enjoy both the queso and the salsa; they are also good together. The chips are huge; you'll have to break them up to make them manageable. I've tried all of the enchilada flavors now and prefer the beef ones just because they come with red sauce. The rice is a little sweet because of the corn, and the beans have a hint of a roasted flavor. If at all possible, save room for the kahlua ice cream pie - delicious!
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer: The food is mediocre and so are the drinks. I don't drink beer but this seemed so popular. Worse then the food & watered down drinks was the horrible horrible service. My food took forever only to find out it had been given accidentally to another table who ordered the same thing. And had recently arrived. It happens, but my waitress didn't seem apologetic and my food didn't get to me until over an hour after I arrived. I had ordered their garlic cheese bread which was just a thin crust cheese pizza with no pizzaz. I really wanted to avoid heading to Yelp about my awful experience as I contacted them directly two weeks ago right after my experience. Needless to say I got no reply, no apology, nada. Will never go back.
Input: OPTIONS:
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Output: I stayed here for one night after Pricelining a room for $80. Seemed like a smoking deal, but after taxes and fees from Piceline - it came to $94. Then the hotel tacks on a resort fee - of course. All of this is to be expected, just a friendly 'buyer beware.' Pros: - Located close to Aria and Cosmo (shows, food, gambling, etc.) - Great rooms with kitchenettes (think of Vdara as the Residence Inn of City Center) -Well decorated Cons: -Not the best value in the star range if you don't need the kitchenette. I'd reccommend 'THE HOTEL' or one of the Towers (Planet Holleywood Towers, Hard Rock Towers, etc.) -See below... When I checked in I was given a handicap room without being told it was one (which I didn't appreciate). My room featured a huge stain in the middle of the carpet and a shower door that allowed water to leak out even when shut completely. I reported the shower issue, they sent engineering up, but the problem remained. So when checking out I very calmly (really) showed the manager a video of the water streaming out under the shower door and expressed my interest in making sure no one else had to deal with this. She was mildly apologetic and offered to waive the daily resort fee. I negotiated a $50 credit at the cafe and called it a day. So in my opinion, not the best customer service (at least for escalations or issues). I am pretty easy and travel a lot. So every once and awhile I get to deal with issues. The manager on duty got a C- in my book. I was so polite, friendly, fact-based, etc. - and got offered a free resort credit. Kind of disappointed!
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output: BEST charsiu of any noodle place I've tried!! Kinda bummed I didn't order extra. Got the Tonkotsu-Shoyu and just asked for corn, but she charged me for it and I never got it.. but that's okay cause the charsiu was so good I didn't care! Have the choice of 3 different broths and either thick or thin noodle... I opted for thick and the bf got the thin with the miso broth... not a fan of miso but it was good. Mine was better. Very small place though, not really good for large parties. And easy to miss when trying to locate... But food comes out quick! And very reasonable pricing. Love it. Should try the rest of the menu, but this small bowl of ramen is pretty filling... If you haven't been, you must try. Why not 5 stars? I dunno... maybe when I sample more items I will reconsider.
Input: OPTIONS:
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It's not that the emperor has no clothes....he's just in his boxers. Starting off with the truly great - the space. What an amazing hotel, and a beautiful restaurant. 23rd floor, high ceilings with huge glass panes that provide sweeping views of the Las Vegas strip. Despite literally having Vegas all around you, from the minute you enter the hotel, you feel like you are being transported someplace else that is quiet, secluded, and exclusive. I didn't see a single douchebag, or affliction tshirt. In fact, my ultimate recommendation is to skip the restaurant, and go get a drink in the bar that's on the same floor, and has the same decor and same views. Everything else - meh. The food was just OK despite an eye-opening price tag. Most of the "innovative" combinations and preparations just didn't work together, no matter how attractive they were. We observed lots of diners trying to let the "experience" drive their enjoyment, rather than the taste of the food. Sort of like how your buddies who joined the fraternity where you have to carry a marshmallow in your ass to get in convinced themselves that it was TOTALLY WORTH IT, bro, cuz it was AWESOME!! The "formal" service was merely stiff. Tons of extra employees hanging around; one to serve you the food, another to explain what it is, etc. At the same time, lots of unexplained gaps in communication and service. They all just disappear at various times. I realize this review goes against the grain of the numerous 4 and 5 star reviews - how to explain it? It's the reasons I gave above - it was TOTALLY WORTH IT, bro, cuz it was AWESOME!!