Problem: Write a positive (OPTIONS:
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A: Real people go here. The more you go the better it gets. Upstairs is as cool as a treehouse.
Q: negative

A: Went to Arizona Auto Wash and had one of the worst consumer experiences in years. I was taking my mom's minivan in to get washed so there was a $1 upcharge. Fine. I bought The Works wash. That is 2 grades up from their basic wash. Cost me $18.99 + tax. That's not like super cheap for a car wash, right? Could expect something? Or maybe I'm way off base. The Works supposedly includes the basic wash, sealer wax, triple foam polish, tire dressing, air freshener, clear coat polish, deep clean dash/console/cup holders, exterior dressing, dress dash and console w/SunGuard protective coating. So it's a minivan and we borrowed it for a trip to Flagstaff & the Grand Canyon. We have 2 little kids so went for the higher end wash. Needed a bit of TLC. Some debris on the carpet, some drippage in the cup holders, etc. So watched the van come out of the wash and pull up to the wipe down location. Sat there for quite a while. Was even thinking that it was taking a long time but maybe they take a long time so you think you're getting your money's worth. I did notice the main guy on the car going back to the dash over and over and over again. Then to the front windshield over and over again. Kind of seemed like he was milking it, which is fine (as long as the car was clean). Well I had my tip ready and walked up to the car and figured I'd just check it out before handing it over. Once I looked in, I went from surprised to frustrated to outright bitter. The windows weren't super clean. Ok fine. Windows are a pain in the rear to clean perfectly. There was debris, loose debris, all over the floor. I also get that stuff gets stuck in the carpet. This was not that. Cup holders were full of debris. One of the main reasons to upgrade to "the Works" was to get the cup holders at least a once over. Both middle row chairs had been folded down. Of course they didn't bother to open them up and check. Loose debris all over the seat. There was spillage on the walls in the back by the cup holders (kids) and spillage on the leather strip at the bottom of the sliding doors on each side. Now I don't expect them to go crazy for $20 but they didn't even try. I ended up grabbing a rag and spending 10 minutes cleaning and wiping down the car myself. Then I drove back over to the vacuum station and asked them to turn it on. I spent another 5 minutes vacuuming the car. I did a little extra (pulled up the floor mats and such) but I definitely didn't expect that. I at least expected them to get up the loose debris on the carpet, not the stuck stuff that you have to suss out with the vacuum head. Of course when I got home later and looked in the trunk area, that hadn't been touched either. The dash they spent so much time pretending to wipe was a mess as well. Blotchy uneven application of who knows what. Some areas had no coverage & others were almost wet. When I was vacuuming the car, the manager on duty came over and I told him I was bitter. Told him what wasn't done and what I was doing. He took a look and agreed that it wasn't a good job. He asked if I wanted someone else to do it. I said no and kept on. When I was pulling out, he was standing around, didn't come up again. I drove over to him & again said I couldn't believe the quality of their work. He said next time I come, tell them his name and say he said I could get a free wash. Sweet. The other thing that's such a disappointment is that I've been going to this car wash for years and years. It has been a good while since the last visit though. You can definitely tell something happened with the ownership. Lousy work and complete lack of concern. It even extends to the inside store area, looks quite run down.
Problem: What would be an example of an positive (OPTIONS:
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Answer: I've probably been here 20 or more times and for some reason never taken time to sit down and write a review of one of my favorite places in Charlotte. I've tried most of the burgers and they are all really good. They use a high grade beef which is always really well seasoned and cooked perfectly. That said my favorite burger would have to be the Morning Ride. I've always been hesitant about an egg on a burger, but wow was I wrong. This might be one of the best burgers I've ever eaten. It's more like a breakfast sandwich with the toasted english muffin, bacon, hard fried egg, cheese, and hollandaise sauce. For sure worth a shot. I always get mine with combo tots, it's half an order of sweet tater tots (which is served with this awesome warm syrup dipping sauce) and half regular tots. Of course you really can't go wrong with any of the burgers here. Also, the flatbreads are really good if you're in the mood for something a little lighter. The horseradish steak and veggie ones are amazing. I would have to say though that my favorite thing about this place might not even be the food. The entire staff is super friendly. It's almost like your hanging out with good pals rather than your standard customer proprietor transaction. They take the time to find out what teams/sports you like and best bet the next time you are in there they will have your favorite team on one of their kagillion TVs before you have time to order your first beer. Next time you want a cold beer and hot burger done right, make it a point to stop by.
Input: OPTIONS:
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Generate a negative review for a place
Output: Why is it that retail associates either bombard you with "Are you doing OK?" or act annoyed if after 5 minutes strolling an empty store you have to interrupt their conversation to ask for assistance? Since this is my experience at most Ulta's, (across the U.S.) I avoid them, until this week. After 10 minutes I approached 2 heavily madeup and pierced girls deep in conversation to ask their advice on lip tint. I guess being over 50 makes me not worth their time, as I received very short brisk answers to my questions, not one smile and only one store product was suggested. Another great annoyance is Ulta's coupons are only good on drug store items. I can get drug store items cheaper at the drug store. Make the coupon good for anything in the store, at least get me in the door and I MIGHT leave some money in the register. The one bright side, I found Ulta brand products on my own, for a better value than all the department store brands and may order some online. Sephora appears the same at first sight, but I've always had better service, bye bye Ulta.
input: Write a positive yelp review (OPTIONS:
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output: Friendly staff,and always seems to be packed. Great place to people watch!
Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A:
The absolute worst pizza in Las Vegas. We paid over $30 for 4 slices of BURNT BLAND "pizza." The staff was careless and cussing at each other and clearly didn't care one bit about the quality of their product. Seriously, the bottom of our slices was jet black and tasted like charcoal. This was the worst part of our vacation. Made a Yelp account just to review this horrible establishment.