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Output: WOW! I have never been to a place with service this horrible. I may have caught them on a bad night, but I'm not giving them a second chance to find out! I came in with a group of 4. We stood up front for 5-10 minutes before waving someone down to be seated. That was a mistake.. As we're waiting for a server to take our drink order, we noticed that EVERY single table had empty cups waiting to be refilled, dirty plates that needed bussing, and people with impatient faces. There was only 1-2 dedicated servers, and they completely ignored us. We stuck around just to see how long it would take before someone took our drink order, it was like being in the Twilight Zone. After 30 minutes and flagging down 3 employees, we just walked out laughing, no one had even apologized for the wait, I'm not sure they even saw us leave! It was the strangest restaurant experience of my life. What a joke... **EDIT** To their credit, right after I posted this review, I received a message explaining that the Director of Operations would like to amend the situation, even going so far as to include their cell number. I admit that I feel strange posting such a negative statement amid all the 4 and 5 star reviews, I'm assuming I caught them on a really bad night. I'll edit this if I ever return to the restaurant, but the fact that someone actually reached out to try to rectify things says something

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Output: This very quiet resturant has some somewhat rude customer service, but the food is fresh and the vibe here is more local than some of the flashier places as you get closer to the Strip or even Downtown. I ordered a 10-piece nugget meal with a Dr Pepper. I was able to get refills just by asking, which is always a plus. The dining room was mostly empty save for a group of women and a small family. It was nice and peaceful for eating. The fries were actually really good; I didn't know the recipe changed again. I'd come here again if I was the DD for an exhausted and hungry drunkard looking for a chili baked potato!

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Output: Let's be perfectly honest upfront and state that this review is solely for the bar in Brunswick and to be perfectly specific about a WONDERFUL bartender by the name of Hazie. Arriving at the bar, Hazie greeted us and asked us if we wanted anything. We said no at first so we could converse with friends for a minute before making up our minds. I convinced my friend to get a San Tan Mr. Pineapple as he had not tried it before. She immediately countered saying that a pitcher would be more cost effective in the long run if we were looking to have 2+ beers. We consented and thanked her for the info. A little bit later we ordered food. It took a little longer than we'd hoped but we were with good friends and had great beer so we were fine with that. The food came out, and without anybody having to ask for anything, silverware, ketchup, and a question if everything was all right ensued. We said yes and began to nosh our finger foods. This is where the best part of the night occurs. After drinking the pitcher of beer for a while, my friend and I were on our last glasses from the pitcher. You know how that is. The last lukewarm part of the beer that everyone dreads in getting a pitcher. Nay, good gent or gentlewoman. As I was standing a good 15 feet from my and my friends beers, out of the corner of my eye, I spy little bandana'd Hazie walk out from behind the bar with two frosty glasses. I spy enviously at her, wishing my two beers were cold. When all of the sudden she stops at our full lukewarm beers! I watch, like a 1930s Englishman on safari, at the goings on to see this lovely gem of a woman pour my lukewarm beer ever so gently into these frosty glasses. ::GASP:: A-MA-ZING!!!! My friend and I never uttered any words about the beer being warm, to Hazie or anyone else in our party. We never poo-poo'd at the beer. Hazie came on her own volition to make sure that what we were drinking was the best that it could be. I was stunned. My boyfriend is an unbelievable bartender, and he was almost furious when I told him I had met his match at Brunswick. BRUNSWICK YOU SAY?! Oh yes. Oh, and by the way, she made me an unbelievable Pineapple Upside Down cake drink that was one of the smoothest, but beautifully alcoholic beverages I have ever had. She is a gem. I would go more often if I didn't live in Laveen. But next time I need a bar in that area, she'd better be there.

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Excellent customer service. Matt S. is very knowledgeable, trust worthy and professional. I would recommend anyone who goes in to see him.