INPUT ARTICLE: Article: If you already have your device setup to use WhatsApp, you can skip the next three steps. You may be prompted to allow WhatsApp to access your contacts. You can add contacts manually later, but this will greatly expedite that process. This button looks like a speech bubble and is located in the upper right corner. If you need to add contacts manually, tap the Contacts tab, then tap the New Contact button (person icon) to bring up the form for entering contact information. You can also tap the microphone icon to record an audio message. This option will only appear if you do not have text entered in the message field. This will bring up a list of emoji to add to your message. This is represented by the paperclip icon and is in the upper right corner. This will bring up a variety of things you can add to your message: Document: This will bring up a menu to browse your device or various cloud services for documents to share with your message. Camera: This will bring up the camera to take a picture/video to add to your message. You may be prompted to allow you WhatsApp to access your device's camera before using this feature. Gallery: This will open your photos app to choose an existing image or video on your device. Audio: This will allow you to record or attach an audio message to your message, similar to the microphone button. Location: This will share your current or entered location in the message. Contact: This will share the stored information of one of your contacts in the message. This button is represented by the paper airplane icon and will send your message to its recipient.

SUMMARY: Open WhatsApp. Tap Agree and Continue. Enter your phone number. Enter the verification code sent by SMS or voice. Tap the Chats tab. Tap New Chat. Tap a contact. Enter a message. Tap the smiley face icon. Tap the Attachment button. Tap Send.

INPUT ARTICLE: Article: Most moving companies will provide a claim form you to complete and submit to them for review via mail. You must file the claim form within nine months of the mover's delivery date for the claim to be recognized and processed. You may also decide to submit a copy of your inventory list of all items damaged, as well as photographic evidence of the damage, to strengthen your claim. You should also get a tracking number for all documents you send to the moving company relating to your claim in the mail in the event the moving company denies receiving your claim in court. According to the law, the moving company must notify you that they have received your claim within 30 days of its filing. The claim must then be resolved by a damages payment or a denial of payment within 120 days. If you do not hear back from the moving company within 120 days, you can file a complaint against the company through the Federal Motor Carrier Safety Administration or the Better Business Bureau. Often, threatening to do so will prompt the company to resolve your claim so they are not at risk of losing their license in the state. The Household Goods Consumer Complaint form can be found on the FMCSA website: https://nccdb.fmcsa.dot.gov/nccdb/ComplaintEntry.aspx?choice=CONSUMER. Once the form is filed it will be entered FMCSA's consumer complaint database and be noted on the moving company's public record. The FMCSA may then decide to take action against the moving company and reach out to you for more information. You can also call the Household Goods Consumer hotline to talk to a qualified government representative about filing a complaint against the mover. The hotline can be reached at (888) 268-7238, open Monday-Friday, 9:00 am-7:00 pm EST. If the moving company offers you an insufficient settlement offer or refuses to cover the cost of the damages to your belongings, you may consider taking the company to small claims court. As a consumer, you have the right to take the moving company to court if you feel they are not being fair in their settlement dispute offer. To make a claim in small claims court you will need to complete a Small Claims Court application, found here by state:http://www.uslegalforms.com/smallclaims/. You will also need to provide copies of the moving contract, a detailed log of your interactions with the moving company, copies of the damage claim forms submitted by you to the company, and an inventory of the damaged items. Keep in mind it can take several months for your application to be processed and your court date may be set several months following the processing of your application.

SUMMARY: File the claim form within nine months of the mover's delivery date. Give the moving company 30 days to respond to your claim. Consider small claims court if you are not satisfied with the moving company's settlement offer.

INPUT ARTICLE: Article: The target of your joke has to be funny to your audience, or you'll be facing a stone-faced crowd. Don't plan to target high school girls if you're trying to make a room full of them laugh. Tread carefully if you're targeting a political or celebrity figure in his or her hometown. A joke that would be hilarious to one group of people might cause another group to start throwing rotten vegetables. Telling a long story that takes more than a minute or two will likely bore your audience. Practice telling shorter jokes so you can get a sense for how to best deliver them before you move on to telling full-blown stories. Remember that the best jokes aren't always the smartest, most detailed jokes; you've got to hit people in the funny bone. Watch the people you're talking to. If you see their eyes start to wander, wrap up the joke. You can tell more than one joke in a row if the first one gets some laughs. Build on the energy you created. If you've got a big grin on your face when you're telling a joke, people will get distracted. Plus, smiling at your own joke sort of gives away the ending before you have a chance to get there. Instead, keep a straight face, make eye contact, and deliver the joke as if you were saying something as mundane as "I'm going to the store for a gallon of milk." Your delivery is as important to the humor of your joke as the content. After you deliver the setup of your joke, pause for a moment before giving the punch line. This gives people the chance to ponder and guess for a moment before you surprise them with your hilarious insight. Don't wait too long, though, or the energy of the joke will die. A man walked into the doctor's. He said, 'I've hurt my arm in several places.' The doctor said, 'Well don't go there any more.' Tommy Cooper I don't care if you think I'm racist. I just want you to think I'm thin. Sarah Silverman

SUMMARY: Know your audience. Keep it simple and short. Master the deadpan expression. Get the timing down.

INPUT ARTICLE: Article: The sound hole should be facing upward. Ensure that the floor around you is free of grates, nooks, or other spots in which your pick could get lost. Also be sure that you've got clearance to move your instrument around without knocking over a nearby object.

SUMMARY:
Hold the guitar flat on your lap.