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An example of an positive review: Very tender... Veal porterhouse is highly recommended :)

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An example of an negative review: My friends and I were staying at the Palazzo and wanted to go to some place for a nice lunch. Morel's seemed to fit the bill. It has great reviews and the price doesn't seem that bad. The restaurant itself was really nice, with a nice lounge area, a patio, and paintings of naked people in a bright naturally lit room. A few of us got burgers or sandwiches. But none of them were particularly impressed. I asked the server for a recommendation and he recommended the Pork Milanese. It was a HUGE thin cut pork chop. It had a nice crust, but kind of bland. After about 2/3 of it, I got tired of the flavor monotony and just gave up. Pro-tip: It seems that the high reviews were from people that ordered the steaks. Maybe we should have followed suit.

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An example of an negative review: I like the service my drinks came really fast. The waiter/bartender was really cool and friendly, he called me "boss"; I love it when waiters call me "boss", anyways. I wasn't a big fan of the dish wear, I don't like being served good food in a plastic tray but the food was delicious.

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An example of an negative review: What a disappointment! I have to wonder about the validity of all the positive reviews. Great service? It's literally nonexistent. I had beef ribs and one of them was 95 percent fat. The barbecue sauce tasted putrid for want of a better word, like it was unrefrigerated for a long time. We split a four meat platter as well and nothing about it was in any way remarkable. My wife commented that the ribs at the Gold Coast buffet are better, and I agree. She ordered onion laces and they were just a pile of greasy limpness. I wish we would have taken a picture. This place is nothing more than mediocre at best. Don't believe the hype on here. Plus, it is nearly impossible to find.