Problem: Write a positive yelp review.
A: Ive been to The Vig several times.. and consistently Im at a 4.. heres why... strong drinks...you got em.... creepy guys trying to buy you a Pabst...umm.. yep, that too...did I just see a 45+ trying to be 22 again puking in the bathroom..?? WTH? Yep.. that too...but I love the patio.. I dont like the set up inside ... but get your seats outside and secure them.. bc a couple of creepers took me and my friends last time.. I was in the bathroom dodging cougars trying to fit into their too small True Religions and dousing on copious god awful colognes.. and she had an issue she had to run down the waitress for.. did the dudes give back our seats? UM no.. did the skiddish waitress try and help... UM no.. she said we should join the guys.. or wait for another patio table.. seriously?? OH yes she did! So service...could up it a notch.. Happy Hour..I like the salads and hummus... nice valet boys..

Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A: We loved Archi's. We always make a point to eat here whenever we are in Vegas. This is our third time at Archi's. We like the flavors and the prices were decent. We ordered catfish curry and chicken penang. Customer service was acceptable. We waited about 20 mintues for our food. When the food eventually came out, it was cold. Both dishes were cold, not even lukewarm. Both dishes was overly salty. We had to ask the server to take it back and reheat it. How can something take so long to make, and come out cold. Was it prepared and just sat there and the servers just didn't bring it out? Or the food was premade and they just dish it out? Did the regular chef have the day off? Needless to say, that will be our last visit to Archi's. Its a shame.

Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A:
Placed my order online from their website. Waited an hour and a half like a dumbass. Called, no we never received that, our fax machine is acting up. Fuck you.