Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: In today's paper, it says this place got a failing health dept. inspection.
Q: positive

A: Marianne is such a great person that I thought this is how I want to start my review. She is so passionate about her profession, it's inspiring. She loves to help people and make them feel good about themselves. She is simply great as what she does and I always leave happy. Her new salon looks great too! It's very comfortable and it has a calm, zen-like feel as soon as you walk in. I used to swear I wouldn't go anywhere else than that P. Kitty place but I realized that it's the aesthetician that really makes your experience a good one and not how fast you can get out of there and Marianne definitely does that. Sure, getting a brazilian done in 15 minutes or less is great but at a place like Naked, the extra 10 minutes is well spent and it's nice talking to her. Marianne offers combo packages too so the more brazilians you buy, the more you save. I love this place and I recommend it to those who get brazilians elsewhere and to anyone who is thinking about getting brazilians or any other service she offers.
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer: Slow service, mediocre food. The only reason we went was because we had a gift card and I probably won't be back.
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Output: This place gets a major thumbs up!! I couldn't believe this was in the Bally's hotel. Came here for the Sunday Brunch, which they call the Sterling Brunch. It's ayce lobster, crabs, caviar, and other goodies!! We made reservations in advance, and Jamie (hostess) was sooo nice and sweet Since we were a large party, she put us in a private room. The service at BLT is excellent!! So this place is not your typical buffet, they are all about quality not quantity. They have ayce lobster tails, king crab legs, stone crab legs, fresh-shucked oysters, prime rib, rack of lamb, filet mignon, sushi, omelette bar, and so on. They also have a separate menu you can order from (that's where the unlimited American Sturgeon Caviar is), which is still part of the brunch. Unlimited pours of Perrier-Jouet Champagne, mimosas, and bloody mary's!! Oh and my fave Gruyere cheese-flavored popovers from BLT Steakhouse!! I would sooo recommend this place, it is pricey but so worth every penny. If you have a "total rewards" card you get $5.00 each person. Next time your in Vegas check them out!!!
input: Write a negative yelp review (OPTIONS:
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output: There is nothing worse for me than walking significantly out of my way for a cup of coffee only to find something altogether overly hyped and remarkably mediocre. There are some really nice places in Montreal for excellent coffee, and this simply doesn't compare. It's little more than a sports bar with an incredibly effective word of mouth campaign. The espresso itself violates all laws of good preparation. It isn't ground fresh for each shot, which is an instant red flag. The baristas use not only grounds that have been sitting in the doser for several minutes, but even those that have fallen into the mountain of grounds sitting beneath the grinder. The espresso sits alone in the glass for quite a while before the steamed milk is added, which degrades the aromatics and allows the crema to dissipate. The milk itself is 'resteamed', which means new milk is poured into batches of already steamed milk and steamed again, which adds off-flavors and denatures proteins, preventing the development of quality microfoam, and it is a technique commonly associated with places like Starbucks that focus more on pushing customers through the door than on quality. More than that, it isn't steamed in traditional latte or cappuccino pitchers, but in containers that could not possibly produce the vortex necessary to properly incorporate air into the steamed milk, and it shows in the product, a completely separated pitcher of hot milk topped with a poor macrofoam that shouldn't even be used for cappuccinos. The espresso I received there had a thin film of crema that rapidly disappeared. I was nearly incapable of finishing it, let alone enjoying it. It was a shot that any self-respecting third wave coffee shop would immediately pour down the drain and prepare again. I can't stress enough that this place, far from being 'one of the best coffee shops in North America', can't even compete with many chain establishments in Montreal in terms of coffee quality. If you want to go there for the ambiance, go right ahead, but don't go there with the assumption that you will receive a decent cup of coffee. It is unfortunate that this coffee shop has received so much positive feedback as it may be under the illusion that it's actually doing something right.
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After a Sunday afternoon of sun and fun at a Spring Training game, my friend and I were kind-of, sort-of, well not really anywhere near Bobby Q. OK, we were west of the 17 freeway, so I suppose that counts as "near". In any event, since missing out on the UYE the previous week, I was happy to visit this new-to-me BBQ spot for a very late lunch/early dinner. We were seated immediately, and started off with a couple of Blue Moons while perusing the menu. It was extensive, with almost any type of BBQ combination you can imagine. I did not take the time to review it all, because I only had eyes for one thing. Brisket. To sandwich, or not to sandwich, that was the only question. We ended up selecting two BBQ platters - one with smoked BBQ brisket and the other with smoked pulled pork. Each came with two sides - we chose mac n cheese, pecan cole slaw and potato salad. Hey, wait, that is only three sides. That is because we got two, count 'em TWO orders of mac & cheese. Enable my bad habits! Look! Corn bread! Warm, moist and topped with a healthy ball of butter. It was probably a good thing we were only given two pieces. I could have eaten a LOT of that... Our meals arrived quickly, along with a carafe of spicy BBQ sauce (that went very well on the mac n cheese, I might add). While the portion sizes weren't huge, they were still impressive. It was immediately obvious that my friend liked my brisket better than the pulled pork. How did I know this? 1) because it was OhSoVery good and 2) It was quickly disappearing from my plate without any effort from me! Of the sides, of course I liked the mac n cheese the most - while it was not the oh so decadent Fleming's version, or the gooey cheesy version from Scottsdale BBQ, it still hit the spot. * We did make one strategic error. While writing this review I noticed the Yelp Review Discount offer of 10% off the bill. Too late to help us - but not too late to help you! Go, eat, and ask for your discount!