Question:
Poor Raven . The child is obsessed with cats . He spent nearly an hour this morning taking me on a guided tour of his current favorite website I Can Haz Cheezburger ?

Why would the narrator not like the type of website the child is visiting ?
OPTIONS:
- They think it 's silly .
- They think it 's dangerous .
- None of the above choices .
- They think it 's vulgar .
Answer:
They think it 's silly .

Question:
Peter and I had big plans yesterday to see The Dark Knight . We 'd tried on my birthday , but the timing had n't worked out . The next weekend , he was away again , this time teaching a group workshop .

What is the Dark Knight ?
OPTIONS:
- None of the above choices .
- It is a dinner hosted by the black knight
- It is a TV series .
- It is a Midevil times banquet
Answer:
None of the above choices .

Question:
She needs some NOW ! because she had already started the washer , and as I ' m telling her that all I have is in my trunk and it 's that stuff she ca n't use in our washer because she told me so a couple weeks ago she 's trying to get me to get up from my bed and get out to my car to get it . and so very slowly , so slow i ' m slower than a sloth slow , i get up from my bed and go down the hall mumbling about how i ' m moving . not moving as in , i ' m leaving my house moving , but moving as in i ' m moving down the hall , making movement , moving .

Why are some mad with the narrator ?
OPTIONS:
- They are putting bleach in the laundry .
- They are very slow .
- None of the above choices .
- They are doing the laundry poorly .
Answer:
They are very slow .

Question:
And many nights , many years , he slept in my bed . He loved to be right up next to you so he 'd cuddle up right next to your legs and pass out ( snoring ) legs splayed . So I ' m fairly grief stricken and having a hard time with it so far . His absence is going to take some time to register permanently ; I keep expecting to hear the patter of his claws on the kitchen floor but it 's not going to come . And when something forces me to realize that he 's gone ( like when I went to put my laundry in and saw that he was n't sleeping in his bed next to the utility sink ) I feel horrible .

Why is the narrator acting so sullen ?
OPTIONS:
- They just lost a family member .
- They just lost their partner .
- They just lost a small animal .
- None of the above choices .
Answer:
They just lost a small animal .