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An example of an negative review: Worst breakfast ever! Usually I have breakfast at the daily dose but this time we decided to choose a new place and the morning sqeeze review's are not too bad. My friend tried the omlett and I the lox bagel. Both meals were tasteless and poor. The salmon looked disgusting, was brown and the bagel was just a gummy dog toy. Even the coffee and the ''fresh squeezed' juice was not good. I can not recommend this place.

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An example of an positive review: As good as it gets for Ethiopian food! A friend of mine came over and I told him that I got a "something different dinner place". He never tried that kind of food while I had neighbors from Eritrea for about 2 years so I have a pretty good idea about their food. (I even used to chew tchat with them - but tsss! don't tell anyone because it is actually illegal here in US :) We ordered beef tibs and doro wat. Boy... it was plenty of darn good food! I also had that Ethiopian sparkling water (i think it's better than Perrier). Bottom line: If you never had Ethiopian food before - go for it and start here at Merkato. Ask for "not too spicy" because Ethiopians like it "spicy as hell" on a "Caucasian scale" :). Also... just an advice - don't drink much cold beer - it doesn't help digestion in this case - go for hot tea or coffee and it'll make it easier for your full tummy :) I will be back for sure - try more stuff off the menu. The only thing that I would like to have there - some kind of dessert would definitely be great.

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An example of an negative review: We decided to eat at The Keg recently as the nearby Barnes & Noble was the only place in town that had an item in stock that I needed that weekend. We chose immediate seating on the patio rather than a 45 minute wait inside. The misters had been going full force when we arrived, so we thought it wouldn't be too bad. We were mistaken. They are pointed at the arriving patrons, and not on the poor suffering fools on the patio. The initial table to which we were led was completely wobbly, so we asked the server if we could change to one not even 10 feet away. This, apparently, caused a rift in the universe from which the rest of the serving staff failed to recover for the remainder of our time there. We watched several of our dishes walk on by, and bewildered staff take them back indoors, only to return minutes later and ask, "Did you switch tables?" Wow. There are three other tables out here, in completely different stages of their meal. How hard would it have been to figure it out? Anyway, the food was not bad at all. Our beers were cold and tasty. The bread was just OK- hot and crusty, but a little bland and doughy in the middle. My Caesar salad was overdressed for my taste, but Hubby's French Onion Soup was delicious- when he finally got it. The wait was ridiculous, even after our server said she was checking on it twice and a manager did as well. Hubby's french dip sandwich was less rare than he likes (Houston's french dip is his gold standard), but far better than many others we've had. He liked the fresh horseradish a lot. My prime rib was fork-tender, a little fatty, but quite tasty. A storm blew in quickly, with bad winds that forced us indoors to track down our waitress and check. She then ran out to collect the family with 2 young girls and brought them inside. Overall, the meal was about a 3.5, but the service was dreadful. Hopefully for The Keg, this is a new restaurant issue, and they will get their act together. Also be warned that this location is only open for dinner right now, and that many menu items that have been highly recommended by other Yelpers are lunch items available at other Kegs only.

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An example of an negative review: Why is this shop so expensive? I don't get it. Well I do. They are in a train station and hope you will wander in for your paper/magazine and decide you need something to eat or drink. Well don't do it! Everything is practically double the price it would normally be, a Mars bar is almost a pound! Buy your paper/magazine/book then wander over to Boots and get a meal deal. Or go to Marks and Spencers Food Hall, even that will be cheaper than this shop!