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An example of an negative review: Worst customer service I had ever received. There always seems to be a long line when we go in so I wasn't expecting anything less when we came on a weekday during lunch to drop off my save the date post cards for our wedding. Because it was a long line, I took the opportunity to call my friend to wish her a happy birthday. There was one gentleman working the counter and when I was the second to the front in line, some older lady came out of the passport office and looked at me and then said to the lady behind me "I can help you in the purple, because I can't help her she is on the phone" in the rudest of rude voices! Since when is it not allowed to talk on the phone at post offices. Maybe its impolite, but I would have hung up the second she came to help me! This lady did not even give me the opportunity. About 10 seconds later I hung up the phone and apparently she could not help the lady in purple because she asked me to come into her office to be helped. She did not greet me or say anything nice. I then told her that I had ordered special stamps with my fiance and my photo on them for our save the date cards and I have heard of a technique called "hand-canceling" where you can manually hand-stamp the postcards so they are not run through a machine which would cover the stamp. Because I spent good money on these stamps, this was important to me and I had other friends in the past utilize this service. The lady did not have any idea what I was talking about and was very rude to me. After waiting for 30 minutes in line you would think she would be sympathetic and at least attempt to find what I was looking for. Basically, after 5 minutes of explaining what I needed, she continued to say that she could not help me. FInally, I said "I guess there is no way to hand-cancel then," and her response was "Well there is, but for a price. It costs extra per post card." At this point I was annoyed because there was a way to hand-cancel and the lady pretended she did not know. So I agreed that I wanted to pay extra to have them not go through the machine. She then made me sit there and count every card to determine the cost which I was happy to do. About 5 minutes later, I told her I had 115. She then pulled out the ugliest George Washington stamps that she basically was going to put over my cute little photo stamps of me and my fiance. Now, I thought I was in the twighlight zone. If I did not want a barcode over my stamps in the first place, why would I want a gigantic photo of george washington covering my stamps? I then got very irritated and told her no that is not what we want and she said I could not be helped. She never once took a second to ask someone else what hand-canceling was or whether they offered it. I eventually went to another post office in Las Vegas and they happily allowed me to hand-stamp my postcards at the post office and I gladly did so. What is hilarious is that I had a couple more to stamp and went back to the Summerlin location. A younger gentleman assisted me and he was so kind and allowed me to hand-cancel my remaining save-the-dates! LOL this post-office needs consistency! Props to the nice younger guy that helped me and cracked some jokes along the way. Maybe he will eventually rub off on the crotchety older lady in the passport office!!

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An example of an positive review: The menu is interesting - kicks right off with Goat Curry - I dare you to try it (i was too chicken, i mean i ordered curry chicken instead). It's colorful and cute. The food was OK. I would say that it will get better once they are doing higher volume, it was obviously not prepared immediately before we were served (most of these foods do stew all day anyway in all fairness) but it wasn't served piping hot. I couldn't tell if the rice was supposed to have a smokey flavor. (probably?) The plantains were yummy. I'm really torn on the rating for this one. The ladies that run the place are charming and they are clearly in startup mode. I WANT to be a huge fan of this place, but not yet. But if it's near your hood definitely check it out! I couldn't help constantly comparing it in my mind to Havana Cafe-and I think for the price and overall experience and exquisite flavors they've got em beat right now. 3 1/2 stars if there was that rating.

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An example of an negative review: Well folks, I did the chain thing. I confess. Rickie and I had spent and exhausting day (and a quick $200) at Target and were thinking steaks. The budget didn't include Morton's or Ruth's Chris. I had brain freeze and forgot the local spots I love so much that grill a mean meat (i.e. Phoenix City Grill), so the first restaurant past Target that fit the bill was our local Applebee's on Camelback and Central. Mind you, I don't expect a decor marvel or a hostess so hip it hurts. I know what i'm getting myself into. For the most part. But I had recently seen a TV commercial from Applebee's and of course the food was airbrushed so perfectly like Celine Dion's face on the current issue of HELLO magazine. I mean, really, Celine, you have no wrinkles even after living in Las Vegas these past couple of years? Anyhoo, we were greeted and seeted promptly by a teenager who definitley just had a smoke and could use a visit to the tanning booth. Once seated, our server, Mo, took our drink and appetizer order and quickly disappeared. For quite awhile. Cue the Jeoporady theme music. Once our iced teas and the new appetizer (tuscan cheese bread extravangza) arrived we sipped and dipped. Not bad.Raspberry tea with an univited yet delighted visit by vanilla and the cheese spread was rich and yummy served with a spot of diced tomato, basi and garlic...aka bruscetta. NICE. We ordered onion chips, like an onion loaf or the blooming onion at Outback....they were good. Two sauces for our dipping pleasure...one your typical ranch, the other a sort of spiced up thousand island with horseradish. Then the entrees arrived. Cue the creepy dum, dum, dum, music...Both NY strip steaks over cooked to such an extreme. The asparagus was limp like, well, let's just say it reminded me of a Vietmanese gymnast I once dated who didn't take the little blue pill. Sides included mashed potatoes (loaded) which means bacon, cheese and sour cream. Ok, Ok, Ok, too much of the extras. What ladle in the kitchen did they pick to put these extras on my mashed potatoes? All in all, I had low expectations at this venue, and they were met. Shout out to Mo the server, a good gal! The clientele was like a scene out of Dawn of the Dead. Sorry. Lesson learned...Applebee's ok some of the time. Get an app and a drink. Skip the entrees. Be nice to a nice server. And for God's sake don't expect a steak worthy of the big chain peeps.

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An example of an negative review: I have been to Yoshinoya in Japan. When I first went to Japan I refused to even try it, because it looked so nasty. But one drunken night, I gave it a try and found it to my liking. I just sampled the goods at the only location in Arizona. I must say that the location of this establish is sad. It is situated so far from the city that it is practically where the ghettoland means the farmland. I did see the Japanese lady that lingered around the restaurant. Most likely she is the one that owns it. What she needs to do is get to work and stop staring at all her patrons. If I were her I would start by firing all those lazy FAT mexicans who work there. They made me feel as if I had just entered a KFC! However such measures might not be sufficient enough because the location is hurting the business. I myself had to drive 20 minutes to get there, another reviewer said it took him 45 minutes. Not to mention it is situated in an odd location in the plaza. I am of the opinion that they should move to Tempe. The place was odd. So empty. As for the food, it was decent. However, not as good as the beef bowls I had experienced at Yoshinoyas in Japan. This is probably due to the Americanization of the menu items. I ordered the medium sized beef bowl, but wish I had gotten a large, because the best part of the bowl is the meat. I was surprised to find no chop sticks, seeing how that is how it is eaten in Japan. I also missed the tea. Pertaining to the other reviewer's comments about the beef being thinly sliced and fatty -- that is the way they do it in Japan. It is way better that way than any fucking terrakyi beef bowl hands down.