input: Write a positive yelp review.
output: Honestly, the Yelps were all over the place so I wasn't sure what to expect - but we LOVED this theater! Saw Train last night and it was fantastic. I normally don't go to concerts because the artists are usually so far away and the acoustics so bad that you may as well watch from home....but it's Train...so worth the risk. Ok, in all fairness, we had seats in VIP Box 3, so the view, acoustics and seats were perfect. Some Yelpers noted small seats (one obnoxious Yelper even said large people should stay away)...not true...space was fine. HOWEVER, if you go, get VIP Box (3-6 best) Row 4 Seats 1 and 2....Row 4 is important because this row has pull-out seats and tons of space to dance and standup with no one getting upset behind you...literally felt like our own personal Train concert...AMAZING! And is anyone really surprised that the drinks are expensive? Come on...it's a theater...drinks are always more...$10 beers at DBacks games people. Vodka soda talls with 3 Olives Vodka were $8...not bad in my book. We will be back!
input: Write a negative yelp review.
output: I hate being a hater. My first approach is to always resolve an issue with management before reverting to Yelp and the credit card co. to dispute a transaction. This time, unfortunately, I must go all the way and bash the business. My family and I bought a yogurt (self-serve, no brainer) and a crepe here. Simple transaction. I ordered a cinnamon / sugar crepe, probably the most basic of crepes in the world of creperies. Short story shorter: they ran out of butter for the crepe, tried to pass off Crisco in a spray can as "butter" and wouldn't give me a refund when I didn't want that.
input: Write a negative yelp review.
output:
I was disappointed in the service, price, and food. The waiter never refilled our drinks, which were completely empty, and never took away our empty plates. All of the pita sandwiches come in a paper bag to help them from falling a part. The bag just made it seem cheap and reminded me of a fast food restaurant. Plus the bag did not prevent my pita from falling apart, and I ended up having to eat it with a fork and knife. There are no lunch specials, so expect to pay full dinner prices. The pita sandwiches, which are close to $10, do not come with ANY sides and fries are extra.