Problem: Write a positive yelp review.
A: Went here on Saturday night. - And this place lived up to all the hype I've been hearing about. Place is beautiful... Best club I've ever been to hands down! - Wish I could say the same about the music they played, but I guess all Las Vegas DJs have to cater to "all crowds." $30 to get in. Got in line at like 9:10pm after gambling for like 15-20 minutes since when we got to the front of the line at 8:45PM, there was no one even waiting in line yet. Waited till 10pm for the line to start and it only took like 3 mins to pay our $30 cover to get in and the line was probably a good 400-500 people deep by the time they opened, but there was only around 50 people in front of us. Met some girls here from San Jose who were cousins with a high school homie and got to chill in their other cousin's bachelor party cabana and got free dranks the rest of the night which was pretty dope too. Their Cabanas and bed lounges were pretty damn nice. Ladies like to dance barefoot in the ankle deep water next to the dance floor lounge area. Seems like they don't care if you roll with all dudes, but I'm sure they might later on in the night, but the bouncers here seemed hella cool compared to like Tao and other Vegas clubs, and the ratio was still hella good. They played some weird music here at the beginning of the night (play more of that hip-hop bump-n-grind music and less of that house and loungey music please! - you can play that other shit for them 30-35+ year old parties), especially on Sunday night where thy charge $20 and close off the lounge area around the pool and the gambling area, but we got comped free passes for swinging by around 9:30PM on Sunday night. Average age demographics go up about 5-10 years on Sunday nights too compared to the Saturday night that we went. Drinks are Vegas expensive as should be expected too. Hot bartenders, hostesses, and go-go dancers galore. And at what other club can you gamble and play cards at while you're inside?!

Problem: Write a positive yelp review.
A: I've been here before (they're conveniently across the street from the Mezona Inn we always stay at for a thing in Mesa), and I've always been pretty happy with the food (and I live in the greater LA area, the home of 20 million great hole in the wall Mexican places). Service is nonexistent, as you might expect, as is the decor, but you don't go to a place like this to be impressed with anything other than the food, and the price of said food. So this time I ordered two things: a breakfast burrito, and some taquitos with what I would have assumed would be fresh guacamole. The breakfast burrito was just *crazy* delicious, crazy huge, and crazy cheap. I 100% recommend that you get one. The taquitos were ok, nothing special, and I paid a dollar fifty for a tiny dollop of guacamole that I'm pretty sure just came out of a giant Costco vat or equivalent. So that was kind of a ripoff. (Though I suppose I can't complain too much, given that if I'd paid a dollar fifty more than I did for the burrito, I still would have been impressed at the price.) So basically, next time I'll know. And there will certainly be a next time.

Problem: Write a positive yelp review.
A:
I cannot say enough about Carolina's. By far the best Mexican joint in town. It's nothing to write home about in terms of atmosphere, but that's part of the experience. My favorite foods: - Any burrito, enchilada style with red sauce. Like everyone says, the tortillas are absolutely the best anywhere and that red sauce cannot be beat. - Chorizo anything. - The chips and salsa. I always buy an extra bag of chips to take home and the salsa is phenomenal. - Chocolate chimichangas. Small but oh so good. Try this one or their location in North Phoenix. You will be beyond impressed.