Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Input: Consider Input: Someone shuts his door and starts his car. Someone

Output: takes down the car's empty tire.

Input: Consider Input: A roofer nails tiles into the roof beams of a home. The construction worker

Output: holds a canopy overhead with wooden skis.

Input: Consider Input: He goes steadily through the long and winding road without stopping. He
Output: goes to fit the entire road into the riverbed and starts fell over the tugboat.