Problem: Write a positive yelp review.
A: Really? At an airport?? Who would ever expect to get real restaurant quality food at an airport. This is not chili's this is go out to dinner fine food. I had swordfish tacos. A full swordfish filet comes out with all the fixings. Green beans were crisp and tasty. Servers were all friendly. Good job!

Problem: Write a positive yelp review.
A: I'm glad to have a Mexican restaurant so close. Loved their tacos. They do takeout, which is convenient for us. They also sell Mexican groceries and sodas.

Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A:
I am astounded by how bad the sushi is here...so bad. The rice is like compacted cement. It is grossly over cooked and hard as well. Sounds impossible but true. I ordered uni with quail eggs it looked as if it were put through a blender and poured into a nigiri cup. Uni oozing down the sides. Needless to say I will never be back. I just moved to Scottsdale as a chef and I sure as hell hope my future experiences will not be as excruciating to my delicate pallet.