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An example of an negative review: Frankly, one star is even too generous for our visit recently to Abuelos at Arrowhead. What used to be a fun and delicious place to eat has dwindled down to being just an absolute dump. The restaurant was filthy. Someone had actually dropped one of their flossers on the floor in the lobby and the hostesses just walked by it over and over again. There was trash in the faux planters and there were actually still Christmas decorations in a couple of random spots in the faux plants surrounding the dining area. There were dirty tables that just sat dirty all around the dining area. Sorry but that's unacceptable. The server was friendly...sort-of. He sold us on an appetizer and then didn't bother to put it in! I think he was put out that our party of 3 decided to share the fajita trio rather than ordering 3 seperate dishes. The fajita trio is HUGE and it easily feeds our family. Our drinks were never refilled...our chip bowl sat empty so long it started to get cobwebs on it. Overall, this was a grossly disappointing visit to a restaurant that once was respectable, clean, and had pride. There is clearly no pride left in this Abuelos. I think I'll just stick to the dives here in El Mirage....at least they care about their customers and their reputations.

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An example of an negative review: They don't know how to pair vodka with their caviars. Unless it is already in the pairing flight menu, which they probably asked a consultant to create, don't ask the staff to think or know anything about food and drink pairings. It felt like being served by some very nice but very local-yokel college students.

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An example of an positive review: Had a great night last tuesday. Free admit and open bar with a can of food, thanksgiving food drive. Short (5 min) wait in line. Door and Security people were really nice. Gabriel and Dresden spinning some of the best remixes in the house music genre and a bunch of original songs. Only downside, I think less than a third of the crowd had actually heard of them, typical las vegas. Flipside to that was it was not that crowded, you could walk right up to the DJs. Complementary glowsticks got a little annoying by the end of the night.

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An example of an negative review: We were finally given an invoice and he charged us $10 for gas. If he gets 20 miles per gallon, that's almost 60miles in gas. It takes 45miles to get around the entire valley in LAS. He was going to a job not that far from our house afterwards. There's better handymen out there!