input: Write a negative yelp review.
output: This place was such a disappointment! I read all the reviews, did my homework but Eva failed on this one. I will give her the benefit of the doubt that the restaurant itself is beautiful but the food, service and prices are horrible. YUCK!
input: Write a negative yelp review.
output: Attend a Broadway in Arizona performance at Gammage Auditorium and you'll receive a copy of Gambill, a local version of Broadway's Playbill. It's no doubt meant to be a cute play on words but what it really means is that it's a gamble whether or not you'll be able to hear a word spoken or sung during a show you and your date paid upwards of $120 to attend. My husband and I attended our first Gammage event in April of 2013. We went to hear David Sedaris speak. We were in the second row and the audio was terrible. The author had to restart his talk because no one could hear. The volume got louder but was accompanied by a screeching buzz the entire time. We chalked it up to an off night and optimistically purchased Broadway in AZ season tickets. Big mistake. The sound at each show was just as terrible. Apparently, unless you sit in a narrow "sweet spot" in the center orchestra section, be prepared to read lips. Better yet, just bring along the soundtrack and headphones and listen along on your own. Last night's performance of Once was so hard to hear that the gentleman in front of us who'd brought an assistive listening device gave up on it one song into the second act. I might be able to overlook the venue's shabby seats or the dark, dank restrooms if the sound quality were any better, but it isn't. Until ASU takes their audio issues seriously, we won't waste any more money on tickets to Scammage performances.
input: Write a negative yelp review.
output:
I seriously do not get the appeal of this place! I tried it quite a while ago back in California and didn't like it much. But everyone I know raves about it and it has been a while so I thought I'd try it again. Especially since it's so close to my house. Blah. I got a cheeseburger with grilled onions, tomato, their sauce and pickles. I passed up lettuce because they use nasty iceberg lettuce. Can I get an upgrade? How about green leaf lettuce like is shown on their website? Also got fries and a Dr. Pepper. The Dr. Pepper was the greatest thing about the meal. OK, the service was good too. Very friendly, kinda creepily so. The fries are just weird. I'm sure people say it's because they are fresh. OK, then I'll take un-fresh fries any day. These ones are just gross. The burger is just nothing special. The flavor is not great. My burger wasn't even that warm by the time I got home, which is only a mile away. And it was 154 degrees inside my car. How does it get that cool in that quick of a time? Again, another place I'll probably only return to for the Dr. Pepper. Clean place, good service, good energy, not so great food.