Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: I ordered this for pick up at my job and wasn't the one to get it so I can't say anything of the service, but I can say that nothing about this meal was satisfying. The sides were disgusting and the chicken, which I thought would have to be good, was dry and bland. I actually ended up getting very sick after eating their food.
Q: negative

A: One of the worst coffee shop experiences I have had. I will be brief, and I will start with a positive... The space is amazing. It is really cool, and many details seemed well thought out. Service and product were not great. I ordered a cappuccino, it was not good. I also bought a scone, which wasn't given to me, but instead was sold to the man behind me. They offered to give me another pastry with my drink, but they already had sold it as well to a woman a couple orders ahead of me. Long story short, no pastry, and no offer for a refund. They said they would give me a pastry next time I came in, however, I don't want to go back in. Aside from the pastry and coffee, the man at the register seemed ready to go home, and the woman that was the barista was friendly but did not seem to know much about coffee. I can get over bad coffee and loss of a pastry. The main thing that takes me back to a business is the staff/owners passion and service. Maybe one day I will try songbird again.
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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- positive) review?

Answer: I've given this event 3 tries- initially, the recipe sounded delicious: Paul Oakenfold, acrobats, open til 5 + I'm on a decent guestlist with a mostly female group. Each time, Perfecto has managed to be lackluster despite those factors. The lines...3 of them. 3. The first one was about 10 minutes to confirm we were on a list. Second one was at best a roped off herd, and this was the toughest one...I managed to shove myself into a group who was friends with the Velvet Rope Lord. After that, I had to ask 2 bouncers to let my group in...then, the line to actually get in the club took about 20 minutes.... Total guestlist wait time: 35 minutes. The people who didn't sneak their way in trickled in about 45 minutes later :0 These were people on a guest list. I never saw the other group who just showed up. The two positives Rain gets: music and glowing aerial dancers. Amazing. Now the rest... The vibe of the go go dancers and other performers is very mocking of a rave. Like they're saying "teehee I'm acting like I'm at a rave! This is crazzzzy! OMG! I drove out here from ________!"..... at one point my boyfriend complimented a performers glowing LED gloves, to which the performers response was "loser!"...no joke, we witnessed this event without any drinks in our system, it was quite clear. Further evidence of the poor vibe from the performers was the manner in which the performers were manuevering their lights/glow-sticks they had. They were waving them in front of people's faces in a manner which was exagerated and silly. It seemed that they were mocking the whole "I'm giving you a light show" thing. Kind of like if someone walked into a country western bar, wore a giant foam cowboy hat, wore "Billy Bob" teeth, and started line dancing really fast and poorly. They were just being offensive to the whole electronic music genre. As performers they had no appreciation or respect for the art that they were supposed to be portraying. There's a general theme with some clubs in Vegas and Hollywood I've been to of almost intentional hostility towards their customers. It wouldn't take much more effort to smile, say "welcome" or "thank you for choosing Rain". Rain is basically a giant dance floor with levels of bottle service benches and tables around it, going further and further up, almost stadium style. There is no place to sit at any point unless you pay for one of these tables. I have once tried to get around this by leaning against the wall- was told to stop due to fire hazard laws. There onto all our tricks, my fellow heel-clad ladies. No outdoor area either. You must leave and walk to the front of the casino. The over-all vibe I get at Perfecto each time I go is that the majority of patrons never ever go clubbing in their home cities, this is a big deal, and they feel kind of insecure about how to act- so they act, well, like douche bags. This sort of "huhuhuh we're listening to techno in Vegas bro! Bananas!" The club was filled with people pretending to trip out on the lights, emulating what they *think* goes on at EDM clubs...and for those of us who truly love electronic music and have fond Paul Oakenfold memories, it's just obnoxious. It's that "NYE amatuer" vibe. I can't hold Rain responsible for that one. I've hit up Moon and Playboy too- Moon is a decent venue given the outdoor patio, but the music is extremely Top 40/Rap which ain't my thing. In the future, rather than waiting to see one of my favorite DJs in one of my least favorite venues, I'll find a locals club in Vegas and see how that goes.
Input: OPTIONS:
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Generate a negative review for a place
Output: Three Words: Overpriced Chinese Food For a chain, it's not that bad chinese food - not authentic, definitely what you call "Americanized Chinese Food", I'm always confused why they come to your table with their "special sauces" and then mix it, it's just soy sauce, hot sauce and mustard, am I not correct? The portions are smaller than a usual Chinese joint and did I say over-priced? I guess if you're in Madison this could be the place to go for Chinese, but then you have to pay more for not even really good Chinese. I've been here more than once with my family, we always seem to gravitate towards here if we want Chinese and we want to sit-down and eat. The service here isn't the best either, they seem to just pride themselves in there fancy, over-the top atmosphere of "Chinese" decorations and huge horse statues mounted outside the front doors.
input: Write a positive yelp review (OPTIONS:
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output:
Omg absolutely love this restaurant. I had the rotisserie chicken with the cilantro rice and fried yucca. Everything was absolutely delicious especially when u add the sauces!!! I've been trying to find something similar to a Pollo Tropical (Miami fast food restaurant) and this compared to be better. I like redact that they are very Eco friendly and the staff were friendly and very attentive to your needs. I'll definitely be coming back for more!