Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer: I had originally planned to go to Margarita Nails based on their excellent reviews. But they were really busy and Ladies Nails was in the same shopping center and only had one customer so I decided to give them a shot. I kinda wish I hadn't. I got a gelish manicure and a pedicure. The woman who gave me the pedicure was Caucasian, which was a little odd because this is a Vietnamese owned salon. She was super sweet, as a matter of fact all of the ladies were. They just didn't do a great job. My manicure was done somewhat haphazardly. She didn't pay any care to the shape of my nails. Some ended up very square, while some have a much rounder edge. The polish job wasn't the greatest. I ended up with some sloppiness around the edges. The gal (not the same gal doing my pedi) offered to do a chevron design on my nails which I wanted, but when it came to it she wasn't able to do it. I ended up with a flower design instead. It's cute and all, but flower designs are a little played out. This was my first gel mani but I felt like my hands spent entirely too much time under the UV lights. It was uncomfortably hot at certain points. My pedicure was fine. The sugar rub was nice and she did a great job at my callous removal, but the paint job and shape of my nails was just kinda, meh. All in all, it cost me $65. I tipped a total of $20 ($10 each) which I thought was pretty good - being a 33% tip to each. But when the Caucasian girl told the Vietnamese girl that I had tipped $20, the Vietnamese woman said "$20 each?". Really? For that subpar job? And while I'm standing right there? Pfft. I won't be back. Margarita Nails got great reviews and were super busy for a reason. And Ladies Nails was completely empty, FOR A REASON!

Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer: Not fond of chains in general, but this place is worth reviewing. The atmosphere at this location is dark, romantic, yet casual and comfortable. Our server "Richard" was a riot and served us well as he entertained us throughout the night. This goes to show how much a server can influence your overall dining experience. We also had fun drawing on the table top (which is topped with white paper and crayons for your artistic expression). The bread is really good here for those of us that fear no carbs. The salad was crisp and refreshing, and dinner was near perfection with my Lobster Ravioli melting in my mouth. My girlfriend's Lasagna was about as big as her head (9 layers) and made for delicious leftovers. Two thumbs up for Macaroni Grill.

Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer:
I'm an official regular, someone help me I'm addicted to Midwood Smokehouse. I'm a HUGE Fan of the brisket . I love the option of a lean plate, fatty, or both. (Both is great!) Give me some bacon wrapped jalapenos as a side and I'm good to go! Or try the greens that will make you wanna slap yo momma. Look for your drink and food specials when you walk in, written on the large glass mirror behind the bar. They have mug nights here where you can bring in a 40oz and get it filled for $4-6! Great service as always, fast, friendly and knowledgeable. I look forward to coming back very very very soon!