Input: OPTIONS:
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An example of an negative review: I posted a review of Lola after my first visit and was asked to take it down because some people thought it was too harsh. I've given it four chances now. And I have to say, I am disappointed with Lola. I have been on the hunt for a chill coffeehouse in my neighborhood, where you can work and sip coffee, and occasionally chat with your neighbors. I live in right on Roosevelt Street and was hoping Lola would be that ... but it really lacks the ambiance I am looking for. The coffee was alright. The espresso shots tasted like they were burnt. The croissant I had was dried out. But the vibe is what was really lacking for me. I left after 45 minutes. I would rather be in my own house ... in my own space. I think the owner was in when I came in once and he didn't even make eye contact or greet customers ... nothing. I think that's why Lola is lacking an authentic vibe. It is an intimate space, and the decor is nice, but being in there puts me in a bad mood. Too many wannabe hipsters and pretenders - and that includes the inappropriately dressed and overly tattooed baristas behind the counter. OK, you've got fake boobs, we see them already. I don't need to see them so intimately. You may also want to get a pair of jeans that fit so I don't have to see five inches of butt crack while you're getting my coffee. And dudes, having ink doesn't make you hip. Being able to be engaging and interesting makes you hip. And the sour looks don't help. I REALLY want to like Lola, but every experience I've had at Lola has been full of the attitude that I hope to avoid in an independent coffee shop. Very disappointing.

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An example of an positive review: Really enjoyed my first visit. I will spend my money here again. I had the ribs, crab soup, house cut chips w/ pimento cheese, sweet potato mash and salad. Everything was VERY good. I will be going back and bringing friends and family with me.

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An example of an negative review: I actually end up eating here quite often because it's convenient and I like the comfort food aspect of the place but their quality is really variable and they are never great. The meat, for instance, is sometimes well prepared but about every third time I'm there it's partially dried out in combination with having blobs of fat and gristle in it. The ingredients never seem to be all that fresh and a lot of times I find the tacos to be dry and to have an excess of one ingredient, like cabbage, that throws the whole dish off. I'm not really sure why they can't take it up a notch, but this kind of thing seems endemic to all the restaurants in the Food Fight conglomerate. They are always just kind of ok, often dealing decent comfort dishes but not really doing anything all that special or outstanding. So if you want a big pile of fatty American Tex-Mex food you can try it out. If you want a great

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An example of an positive review: I know it's the Bellagio. I know it's been in Ocean's 11/12 and so forth. I know it's gotten heaps and heaps of awards and ratings and first born sacrifices (okay, maybe not the latter). And yes, their fountain show can be pretty breathtaking (with the right song that is). But dang if it isn't EXPENSIVE. Like 2 croissants for $8 expensive. Like paying $25+ for a day of internet expensive. Like look but don't touch expensive. I'm sure the ballers love it but for a regular Jane like me, it was a bit tough enjoying all the amenities when a lot of them came at a hefty price. There was at least one snarky cocktail waitress who definitely judged us for our age being by the Pai Gow tables. And there weren't many great affordable places to eat on the fly compared to the Venetian and other hotels on the strip. But I must admit, it is very beautiful to look at. Their Christmas display near the main lobby was getting the finishing touches when we arrived. Animatronic penguins building igloos, polar bears made of flowers, giant ornaments and dancing streams of water, definitely magical. Almost classic by now, the Dave Chihuly display of colorful rainbow flowers adorn the main lobby ceiling. Most of the service we experienced was quite friendly and they have a man outside who always hails you a taxi. All in all, I've only stayed at two hotels in Vegas and the Bellagio is definitely a classy joint. But perhaps just too posh posh for my taste. Not too many folks my age wreaking havoc here! P.S. I'm 23, not 16, I just realized I didn't clarify as I wrote it. =)