Problem: Last weekend Anna , my 11 year old daughter , and I visited the Trade Days in a town just north of where we live . It was a beautiful day complete with the brightly shining sun . I remarked to Anna , " It 's a beautiful day in the neighborhood ! " She sat there quietly and so I asked her if she knew who originally said that .

How far did Anna drive to reach Trade Days ?

A: A few miles

Problem: I , for whatever reason , did not get the Magical Text Message , so I am pissy . I also STILL have a fucking sinus headache of doom and want to slam my head into a wall repeatedly . And I have to go to work today . OH .

Why is the narrator 's head hurting so much ?

A: They have a headache .

Problem: Last night I went to the gym right after work and then came home and had dinner with the family . So my sister finally got a bank account ( she 's just been hoarding money in her room her entire life since she has literally NO expenses ) and realized she had 4 grand just sitting around ! WTF .

What will the sister do after this revelation ?

A:
She will invest the money .