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Output: The problems I've had with this credit union - there are too many to comment about! I've been a member with them when they first started as Pittsburgh Teacher's Credit Union. It was a small, community-like credit union - and whenever you needed to stop in - they knew you by first name. Made you feel like family. Along with the name change came other changes as well. Some of which I could overlook - since I had been a member for so long. Changes to their policies, such as the amount of money available after deposit. I could live with that - I've had accounts with the larger banks (PNC, Citizens) - so I was used to it. But what irritates me more than anything now is the way they don't care about the customer. I had one simple question for them - called at 10am on a Monday - the phone rang, rang, and rang some more. The recording said "all representatives are currently assisting other people" (yeah, don't know about this) - it rang maybe two more times - and then went into a general voicemail box. Like, are you serious??? This is a credit union! They have my money - and I need to speak with someone! This didn't happen just once - I've called them on numerous occasions, attempted to get ahold of someone through member services, card services, loans, etc. Nothing! It always goes back to the voicemail. So the other day, I was fed up and left a very generic message for them to call me back. They called me back - 2 hours later. But my question is this - I have numerous accounts with you all - and you can't answer your phones during business hours? How am I to conduct any business if I can't get ahold of you? I don't live in the Pittsburgh area anymore, so it's not like I can stop in to talk to a representative. So on that note - I'm taking steps to close all my accounts with this credit union. Please believe that this is going downhill, quickly. I remember when membership was only open for those affiliated with teaching. But now I believe membership is open to almost anyone. And another thing - what credit union nowadays doesn't have Saturday hours? Hmm?

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Output: In 1997, Steamers was where I went out to dinner with the lovely lady who is now my wife.... In 1999 on New Year's Eve (Y2K), Steamers is where I dropped to one knee and proposed to the same lady.... And in 2001, Steamers is where my wife and I got a bite to eat after our wedding reception - since we were too busy talking to everyone at the reception to actually eat. So when my in-laws suggested Steamers as a place to celebrate my recent birthday, I gladly accepted. After going, I think perhaps we should find a new place. The restaurant still looks the same and the ambiance is fine, but the food is tired and boring. For the price you are paying, you'd expect really good food, but instead it was all just kind of blah. The service was fine although the waiter didn't really seem to know much about the menu and I hate it when they deliver the food and have to ask who ordered what - isn't there supposed to be some sort of a system whereby they keep track of who ordered what at the table? The calamari was overly breaded and rubbery, the spicy shrimp wasn't very spicy. My jambalaya was soupy and had too many vegetables and not enough seafood or sausage. My wife's steak was OK, but did not compare to what can be found at many steakhouses. Even the oysters on the half shell were just there, nothing special. The one highlight of the meal was the ice-cream, brownie thing they brought for my birthday. All in all, not enough positives to go back. I think we'll find a new place for future special events.

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Output: I usually dont write reviews however today Im a very unhappy customer!! Tonya herself is great and overall was happy with my services however her reliability is below average! My first appointment with her ever she was an hour late in which i had to call her cell phone and wake her up! But i gave her another chance untill now!! Last week I received a text message on Tuesday at 3am asking if we could reschedule my appointment for that day which was not til 11:30am, i was irritated to say the least but agreed to reschedule for the following week at 11:30. So the day before I called to confirm and she had asked if we could do it for 11:45 to be safe cause an apt she had scheduled for the am that day! Once again i agreed the today, the day of my appointment i receive a text at 9;30am stating she was running behind and if we can move my appointment to later in the evening!! Umm I think NOT!! At this point I say F it!! I dont care about %0 dollars off ive gone over 2 weeks waiting to get an appointment to just be give the run around!! Looks like Im back to finding a new stylist!!!

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This place may be 'clean' however I ended up with nail fungus because of this place! Manicures may be okay but never get a pedicure unless you are prepared to take medication for three months to get rid if the fungus! Will never return