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An example of an negative review: I can only find one good thing to say about this hotel. The security guard Bubbles was a wonderful guy! I am just going to bullet point the issues: * Door Handle broken, had to open door with shoulder. * Room keys kept failing went through almost 13 in 6 days. - even the Night Security's keys weren't working * Elevator needs key to work- but that broke as well so keep to the stairs. * the AC is pretty worthless so we tried to open the window and the window pane started to fall out. * The Bathroom door kept sticking and wouldn't open across the tile without sticking * The bathtub drain broke * The paintings in our room were creepy, disturbing and unwanted. * They play music all night- but their walls and windows hold nothing back. *They claim for free water and ear plugs but we had to ask each time. *Our room didn't get cleaned the first day, when I called that afternoon about 4- they said it was too late. *They never restocked towels enough or the 'extras' the claimed to provide, my friend had to take a roll of toilet paper of the cart so she could have ANY. *The lighting in the lobby is beyond too dim, so when you come from the pool- to the only bathroom in the lobby, you're walking on slippery tile, blind- and your eyes adjust just as you are about to run into a beam right in front of the pathway to the bathroom. They finally had to tape something white to it. *The Pool was a joke, small and it got so hot we had to get out because it was like a sauna. *It's a rip off, you have to rent a cabana($500-$750) or a lounge(~$250)- or else you're in the pool or sitting on the hot cement. But even the Cabanas and lounges were poor quality and felt like they were going to burn your skin. I hate writing bad reviews but this hotel almost ruined my trip. I couldn't wait to get home.

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An example of an negative review: Don't waste your time with this shop. I've been going to Eli's since they opened, but NEVER again. There have been ZERO improvements to the shop. In fact, it's gone steadily downhill. They only accept cash and they bilk you for an extra $2 bucks on Sundays! There are two guys, (Tony and Angel) who are excellent barbers, but you have to wait an ETERNITY to see them. There's a revolving door for the other seats and they're always noobs that will jack your hair up. Save your time and money and go to Frank's right down the street at 7th Street and Baseline!

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An example of an negative review: Gross food horrible parking.

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An example of an positive review: This white girl is in LOVE!! My mother lives about a mile away from Baja Joe's. We have never stopped to eat there in all the 18 years she has lived in the neighborhood. Last year I snagged a Groupon and took 2 coworkers there for lunch. It was....okay. I think the enjoyment lessened because of the unattentive waitress. The best expereince was the shrimp stuffed peppers wrapped in bacon. About 3 months ago I went again. This time I was just blown out of the water. The queso dip was yummy. The salsa tasted VERY FRESH. The carne asada quesadilla was meaty & cheesy. About 2 months ago I took my mother there. It was her first time. She fell in love too. She thought the seafood was delish. Well folks, I think she is addicted. She has been there 6 more times in the last 7 weeks. She has taken friends and family there to introduce them to Baja Joe's (making reservations each time to make sure there is seating). When you see Mexicans walk in, eat & have fun, you know you're at the right place! (You never see a Mexican eating at Taco Bell.) This place serves authentic homemade Mexican food and beats the chain-style restraunts HANDS DOWN!! Servers are pleasant and informative about the menu choices. Love me some Toritos De Camaron!!!