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Output: OK, where do I start? Oh yes, the reservation. Called in a reservation for a company dinner this Sunday for last night which never hit the books. So our party including execs had to sit at the 'community table' which my manager was not excited about, thanks, Vig. Flash back to the valet, the parking entrance is confusing and I took an unintentional detour and then had to flag someone down after 10 minutes because they were completely ignoring me. They said they had to help the people in line, but I had been there before any of the cars arrived. Next, the waitress disappeared for twenty minutes after taking most of the drinks sans three people. So three people were drinkless for half an hour while everyone else had their 'adult beverages'. The woman who ordered wine, (me of course), had to wait an additional 15 minutes because they were 'checking to see if they had it'. My burger ordered medium rare was charred to a crisp that couldn't even be drowned out by the Secret Sauce. Saving grace -- the fries were good, yay. Also, who thought that putting chipotle in everything on the menu was a good idea? Not thrilled, not going back and certainly not recommending this for any corporate or group outings.Really disappointed, I've always heard good things about The Vig and enjoyed going to the bar there.

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Output: Johan is Cuban. Cuban is good. Johan in a white navy uniform? Very, VERY good! He took care of our bachelorette party and especially the bride to be. He was amazing, nice and definitely sexy as hell. OG as a whole...cheesy. However, when you must, you must! I didn't like when the men horded our table upon arrival. That was a little pushy. They are kind of in your face at first about lap dances. The drink service was also very slow. Get tanked ahead of time and take the free limo. Save money for g-string stuffing :P It was a ton of fun and if you just go with the cheesy flow you'll have a blast!

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Output: I don't know if I'd ever go to Macayo's if it didn't have $2 Dos Equis and a free buffet on Fridays. The food is your typical Mexican chain food. The patio is huge which is a plus between 75 and 95 degrees after that it gets pretty torturous. All in all, it's an alright spot to crash out with friends after work on Fridays.

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I've been to many a buffet, and for the price this place is not worth it. The food here is subpar and the servers are hit or miss. The pricing is weird, it depends on which level of players card you are BUT if you have a coupon you pay the normal price which is crappy. I've had brunch and dinner here and both are pretty much let downs. Brunch has the normal items, salad bar, omelet area, and desserts. Before they used to serve NY strips and had a carving station with ham and prime rib but that is no longer offered. Instead you get omelettes and pretty much no protein anywhere. The majority of the items have been sitting there for a bit because they have the weird glaze over them. Goods: Salads Pancit Pancakes Country fried steak (which a lot of places do not have) Dinner does have the carving stations and all the regular fares. The service here is hit or miss. We came here for brunch last week and 2 servers attended our table of 2... but very sporadically. They were more interested in the larger groups of people... thanks for that. I'll stick to Rampart buffet. Yay for Rampart!