Build a movie plot around this: What is the name of the alien planet? Tralfamadore
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Answer: It is about March of 1968. A young lady in her early twenties and her husband pull up in their 1969 Ford Country Squire Station wagon to a lavish upstate New York home on a lake, near the town of Ilium, believed to be the fictional title for the actual city of Schenectady. She frantically knocks on the front door calling for her father and no response. She peers through all the windows of the lavish home and sees nothing. Then she lets herself in the back of the home in the utility room desperately searching for her father.In the basement of his home, Billy Pilgrim, a balding, bespectacled, mild-mannered, and passive man of 45 years of age is typing a letter to his local daily newspaper of his time travels and how he is uncontrollably traveling from one point of his life to the other, being "unstuck in time". While he is typing his letter, he finds himself at the Battle of the Bulge in Belgium in January 1945, at the age of 22 alone and running through the snow. He is not dressed as a soldier at all, no weapon, and wearing a stocking cap, overcoat, sweater, and pants that are nothing suggesting Army attire. He is kidnapped by two brash, uncouth, mean, and very stupid men of his age, fellow soldiers named Paul Lazzaro and Roland Weary. They immediately think he's a German, but he denies it and they soon forget about it, since there's an attack going on. The men's Corporal abandons them and Lazzaro swears revenge.Briefly, Billy finds himself back on planet Tralfamadore in the geodesic dome with beautiful, 20-something porn star queen, Montana Wildhack and she suspects he's time traveling again and wants to give him a kiss to help forget about it. Simultaneously, Billy is back at the Battle of the Bulge and Paul Lazzaro hears him say "a little kiss" and Lazzaro is outraged beyond rationalization and accuses Billy of being homosexual, violently attacking him. Shortly after, two German guards take them at gunpoint tell them to get up and for Weary to give up his bootsIt is the summer of 1946, at Cape Cod,...

Build a movie plot around this: Was Hank ruled out as a suspect? he is ruled out as a suspect
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Answer: Hank Mitchell is an ordinary guy who works at a small town feed store. His wife Sarah is expecting, and life is good. One day, Hank goes out with his brother Jacob, a simple loser, and Jacob's friend Lou, the town drunk. Hank and Jacob visit their father's grave, and on the way home a fox runs in front of Jacob's truck, causing them to wreck. Lou insists that the three pursue the fox into the woods to kill it.The three men get into the woods and get to talking. It is clear that Lou resents Hank, accusing him of "putting on airs." Just then, the men discover a crashed plane. Inside is a dead body with no ID and a bag containing several million dollars in cash. Hank wants to call the police, but Lou insists that the three split the money. Hank is reluctant, afraid that they will simply all get in trouble. He finally agrees on the condition that he be allowed to keep the money until spring, and if no one comes looking for it, they will split it and leave town.They bundle up the money and bring it to Jacob's truck. At that point they are approached by Sheriff Jenkins, who just stops to chat. Jacob tells the sheriff that they heard a plane in the distance as Hank nervously excuses themselves. Hank is furious at Jacob and Lou, who thought they could mention the plane to the sheriff in order to absolve themselves of suspicion in the event that the plane is found.Hank takes Lou home to his wife Nancy. They agree that they will keep it a secret from their wives. However, Hank goes home and immediately shows Sarah the money. She brainstorms and suggests that Hank and Jacob return a paltry sum of the money to the plane, so that if it is found, people may not look for the rest.The next day Hank and Jacob (without Lou's knowledge) travel to the plane to return some of the money. Jacob runs into Dwight Stephanson, an old man on a snowmobile. Jacob panics and hits Dwight over the head, presumably killing him. Hank takes the body out to conceal it, but Dwight wakes up. Hank then smothers him in order to protect his brother....

Build a movie plot around this: Who does Lynette confess she does not date? "I date. Just not vampires"
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Divorced, ex-rockabilly singer Lynette Hansen [Caroline Rhea] comes home from work tofind her 15-year old daughter Chelsea [Laura Vandervoot] on the phone with her boyfriend,instead of doing her homework. Thirteen-year old Adam [Matthew O'Leary] is entranced in "TheReturn of Count Krelski," and 8-year-old Taylor [Myles Jeffrey] is hiding behind thecouch. Ah, the joys of being a single Mom.As luck would have it, Adam's friend Duffy gets backstage passes tothe Headless Horsemen concert at Saturday night's Harvest Festival, thevery weekend that Adam is grounded for not writing his history essay andtrying to pass off some story from the Weekly Secret tabloid about vampirehunter Malachi Van Helsing. To make matters worse, Chelsea (who had a hotdate on Saturday night) is also grounded for smarting off. What to do? Thesolution is obvious--get Mom a date for Saturday night. Where to find adate for Mom with only one day to go? Again, the answer is simple. Matchher up with someone from the Personals column in the Weekly Secret. Thissounds like a good one: Continental gentleman, handsome, debonair, suave.Enjoys long strolls beneath the full moon. Loves adventure, travel, wild animals,and women who long for romantic nights that will never end. Hates Italian food and turtlenecks. Wolfsbane@netherlink.pro.Adam sends Wolfsbane an email asking him to meet Mom at theFoodmaster at 8 pm. Now to get Mom there. Easy. Remind her how the familyused to have chocolate chip pancakes together every Saturday morning. Makeher feel guilty enough to go to the store for chocolate chips.OK. Got her to the store. Now to find Wolfsbane. No, it's not the guybuying spaghetti. No, it's not the guy buying the cake that says, "HappyAnniversary." Maybe it's the guy in the long overcoat with the pulled downhat who appears to be looking for someone? He certainly looks like aWolfsbane. Before Chelsea and Adam can link up with Wolfsbane, however,Lynette bumps carts with someone else--Dr Dimitri Dentatos [Charles Shaughnessy] from...