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Output: Ugh, I had the worst experience here today. I have never shopped at Lowe's before and will be going to Home Depot or Ace Hardware next time. I went to the gardening section looking for a compost bin or a bin I could use to start making my own compost. I asked one of the associates and she said she didn't know. She told me to wait for another sales associate that was walking another customer to his car. We waited for about 5 minutes and then realized she hadn't told him I was waiting. So I found him another 5 minutes later organizing a shelf. I asked him and he walked me to what he had which was nice. He asked me why I wanted to compost and just told me to throw my food scraps in the backyard and see if something grew or to "clean my plate". I told him I was thinking of banana peels, orange peels etc, just food waste and he mentioned something about how he couldn't stand Californians. He also told me that the first lady couldn't help me because I "probably couldn't understand her". She spoke English as her second language and spoke fine. Yikes, I told him I could understand her fine but she didn't know what compost was. As I was leaving the garden area I noticed this guy's picture was up as the "gardening expert". Wouldn't a gardening expert have some tips on composting for healthy soil? As we were checking out, without compost but with two large bags of soil ( did I mention I had my toddler with me), we waited in line for about 10 minutes. The checker in our line was trying to get help from a manager and couldn't get anyone to help her. I felt bad for her, finally a manager came and helped her out. When it was my turn, I asked her if I could get some help with the heavy bags of soil so I could put my toddler in the cart. She did not respond. She went to lift the bags and I asked her again if we could get some help since I was holding my toddler. She dropped the bag over the cart, tearing a huge hole and dirt started spilling all over my shoe and floor. I tried to give her a hand with my child and asked the checker next to us if he could help her lift the bag. She was an older woman. I told her I would need a new bag since the bag was torn and dirt was spilling everywhere. She said, "It's fine". I told her I still needed some help out and a new bag. She got on the phone to call the gardening center to bring me a new bag. I asked the checker next to us for help and she called someone from the back to come help. He helped me get a new bag of soil, but put the bag that had torn open back on the shelf and walked me to my car. We were in Lowe's over an hour trying to get help. We meant to just stop in for some soil and composting tips before hitting the library, good grief what a nightmare.

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Output: I've been meaning to write this review for some time now. Today is the day! T Lily ( soon to be Skincare at the White House) was opened about a year or two ago by a creative and talented esthetician named Tiffany. She uses primarily Rhonda Allison products, known for their pure, fresh, quality ingredients. Their products are also: No Artificial Coloring, No Parabens, No Chemical Fragrance and contain No Sodium Lauryl Sulfates. I've only scheduled once with Tiffany here, although I have had the pleasure of a facial with her at Montelucia Resort & Joya Spa as well as a smaller salon that she had her business at in Carefree (not far from the The Boulders Resort.) Her approach hasn't changed in the 4 years that I've known her: listen to the client, share valuable tips for home skincare, create a calm environment, utilize her healing hands deftly and use results oriented product lines. Call Tiffany today and schedule your next Facial, Diamond Dermabrasion, Waxing or a Peel. You will thank me later.

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Output: This is a great up and coming Accounting firm in the Pittsburgh area. The owner is very detail oriented, professional, and has years of public accounting experience working with various types of clients. The owner is a CPA and also has a MST. The prices here are very generous. I would call this place up to handle your taxes, bookkeeping or Accounting & Financial needs. You won't be disappointed.

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I wish I could give Mido a higher review. I used to like coming here; it has a GREAT value; happy hour all day on weekdays; free miso soup, salad, and edamame with your meal; pretty decent sushi, like the Pancho Roll; and really friendly chefs. I used to really enjoy Mido as a family restaurant with a nice atmosphere. So I took some friends with me the other day when I took a trip down there. Some of friends were guys who love sushi and can eat a LOT, so they got the 20$ all-you-can-eat special (which is a really good deal). It was a disappointing experience. The sushi was very sloppily prepared and the quality of taste was none too great either. This would have been excusable, because for 20$ all you can eat, you can't really expect 5 star sushi every time. However, our biggest complaint was with the service. There's a waitress there, an older Asian woman, who was very abrupt and brusque. Some of our friends arrived a few minutes later then the rest of us, and she took a long time coming back to our table, even though the restaurant was empty. So the rest of us had our appetizers, edamame, soup, and drinks; she came back a few times to see if we were ready to order our sushi but paid no attention to the newcomers who were lacking in drinks or any of the other stuff. Finally, when we were giving her our sushi orders, I politely pointed out that our friends hadn't gotten their drinks yet. She replied rudely, "Yeah, I know, I already know that," and just walked off. Okay, not too big of a deal. So she brings us our stuff and my friends order their first round of all-you-can-eat-sushi. They finish it off and we're given the same ticket that we marked our orders on the first time. My friends thought this would be confusing, so when they were writing down their second orders (on the same ticket that still had our first), they put darkened circles next to the second orders. The waitress took the ticket without looking at it or pausing to confirm and just whisked off. Lo and behold, the order she brought back was the exact same rolls they had ordered the first time, not the ones they wanted to try for their second round. When we told her what had happened, she responded with extreme impatience and annoyance, pretty much just blaming us. Our friends didn't really want to eat the same rolls they had just had, so they asked her what they should do, because they were also hesitant to waste it. She said that we should just eat what we had ordered, so they were forced to eat the exact same rolls a second time. So then they ordered a third time, because there were still rolls they wanted to try and they had paid for all you can eat. When they told our waitress that they were ready to order a third round, she acted as if we were being absurd for wanting more. She was even ruder and more abrupt and snatched the ticket out of our hands. The more sushi we ordered, the more irritated she seemed to get. Are we not supposed to order all you can eat for the all you can eat deal?... Anyway, it was just a really unpleasant experience because of the service. The sushi was just okay, 3 stars at best, but there is a good variety of rolls at Mido that we unfortunately felt unable to try because it was like we were being persecuted for wanting to order more. Every "round" of ordering was only three or four rolls, two per person, so it wasn't like we were just marking up every roll on the list and stuffing our faces and eating the restaurant out of house and home. We never want to go back here, which makes me sad, because I used to really love Mido.