IN: If I can live in a frat house , as well as a penthouse , then baby , I can live anywhere . Hope tonight 's 5 a 7 goes well . Ran into Ben at Jerry 's yesterday and he 's going to come as well before he goes to Peterborough to get his firearms liscence .
Why is Ben getting his firearms license ?

OUT: He wants to be able to defend himself in the future .

IN: We got there about 12:45 so we ( actually I ) could see the Retriever Dogs in Action . They were great , but not perfect ; Tom pointed out they made him feel better about Leeloo 's occasional lapses of obedience . We also paid to go into the " Freak " show , something I have n't seen since I was about five .
What are they going to do next ?

OUT: Go home .

IN: My life has been pretty much blahhhh lately , but two things stand out from all the other crap . I was reminded of the first of them last night as I watched the beginning of Saturday Night Live . I do n't think I ' ve enjoyed that program for about 25 years , but the opening skit with Tina Fey as Sarah Palin was hilarious . That skit reminded me that I had a dream about Sarah Palin earlier in the week . I do n't normally remember my dreams , and in a million years I 'd never imagine that I 'd have a dream with her in it . She scares me .
Why may the narrator feel SNL has improved ?

OUT:
None of the above choices .