Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: To say we didn't fit in was a bit of a understatement, but my co workers have gotten used to this feeling when they go to lunch with me. Hidden in a old small strip mall is Garden express. Inside is a menu board, a order window and a few chairs to wait at, not eat at. In this respect it is like the Rtio's of Chinese food. The look of the place is old and dirty, the menu board has a fair amount of dirt on it. Unable to locate a vegetable dish or tofu I asked what they had w/o meat. This limited me to lo mein, chow mein or rice with veggies. I went with the former. I ordered the large at $6.50 + .50 for chilli oil. My co workers got the lunch combo of orange chicken, rice, lomein and wonton chips for $4 (or $5 with a massive egg roll). My noodles were over price, and uninspired. A few piece of broccoli was the only veggie of note in it, the MSG was obvious and the chili oil was not even that hot. My co worker liked the sides but did not like the chicken. I was hoping to find a gem in the rough, instead I just found the rough. PS Cash Only!

Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: The owners of Pinatas tried too hard to fit in their surroundings in trendy Grayhawk and focused too much on the decor. Maybe they should have tried the food first. This is bland, greasy Mexican fare that has nothing to offer as far as originality. The chips left a greasy muck on my fingers and I'm pretty sure the salsa was Pace Picante. The waiters and bartenders were so busy mingling with the beautiful people that they didn't notice how terrible the service was. And did I mention this spot is overpriced? I'll go to Taco Bell next time I want a Gordita. Skip this one -- Xtapa Joe's and Jalepeno Inferno further north are much more reliable.

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Best massage in the whole valley!!! Michael is amazing!!! He can do a variety of massages but his deep tissue is phenomenal!!!