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Output: Very fast service! I went in at 1:50 to get an oil change and was paid and out of there by 2:10. I went in knowing they'd try to upsell me seeing I am a young female. To my surprise they actually didn't try to sell me a million things. Yes of course they told me what they think I should fix but it was no pressure at all! I will always come here for oil changes. Only down fall was it was $50 for a simple oil change.

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Output: The food here is beyond terrible and overpriced. I honestly don't see how people are actually giving this place decent ratings. The staff brings EVERTHING and that included the to go boxes out on a bus cart. The salad (if you can even call it that) had no green in it whatsoever. It consisted of only the inside pieces of iceburg lettuce mixed with what I think might be trying to pass as ham. All though my dinner companion theorized that it may be catagorized as spam or bologna. The pizza was covered in burnt cheeze and the crust was undercooked. It was so tough you couldn't bite into it, instead it had to be cut with a steak knife. Their Italian beef sandwich was cold and the meat was completely dry. The fact that we were there at what should be peak dining hours on a Saturday evening and the place was totally empty should speak for itself on the popularity of this place. I honestly can't say that I've ever had worse Italian food ever in my life. If you want good Chicago style pizza drive a few more minutes east to Old Chicago Pizza. At least there you won't have to worry about an upset stomach the next day.

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Output: from all the reviews i've read and heard about, i was really underwhelmed by what i got. the decor reminded me ann arbor's olive garden - nursing home like and homely. compared to wicked buffet at the cosmo, this place did not look appetizing at all. the food selection wasn't awesome but it wasn't bad, i would say average buffet. but this probably was because i went during lunch.. 20 bucks per person for lunch so it wasnt bad for the price... the one pro that i did appreciate was the speedy waiter service here. they were more on top of things than wicked buffet. but when I go back to Vegas, i don't think i'd be visiting bellagio's buffet as first choice...

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The lady I went to was still drunk from New Years, she wasn't listening to exactly what I wanted it was what she wanted to do and how to get me out of there quickly. I asked for short and natural and got flared c cuts that were extra thick, I was so unhappy and you could tell when I left, still paid and left a tip. I will never be back. Awful place, awful customer service.