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An example of an negative review: I'm a local and took cousins from Iowa to see first show of 2014 season. As circ shows go I was very disappointed. For the price of tickets ( I'm glad I bought at local discount rate), our seats should have come with binoculars . Not worth going to see. One hour into show and I'm still waiting for a "wow" moment. Should have seen "O"

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An example of an negative review: Fortunately for non-gamblers, Las Vegas has hotels with no casinos. However this is not the hotel that I would recommend. My understanding is that the hotel is a financial flop -- gaming license rejected, real estate market crushed plans for more towers and time share sales. Thus, the hotel is left with an insufficient budget. Don't expect to get any form of accommodations from this hotel. I suspect that the staff was not able to get jobs at the true 4-star hotels. The clientele is low-class. My experience included a drunk guest who rang the door bell to my suite at 3:00 a.m. claiming that his girlfriend was in my room. After having to physically escort him to the front desk, he returned to my room less than 15 minutes later looking for his girlfriend again. After a brief scuffle and again escorting the drunk guest to the front desk, I was greeted by 2 security thugs at my room accusing me of "beating up" another guest. The next day, my son and I fell ill to food poisoning (no kidding...you can't make this stuff up!) I suspect is was from the previous night's room service. Note to the Trump..."YOU'RE FIRED!"

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An example of an negative review: The only awesome thing about this place is the fact that it's only across the street from the hard rock hotel and casino, where we were planning to attend a beer festival. We found this place on amazon local and thought it was a seemingly good deal relative to the photos and amenities promised on the website. Well yeah, the web site played it up far too much for what we got. The exterior of the hotel looked awful( as if it were neglected) , our room had random dings and cracks in the walls. The decor and theme would have made it look cool if they actually kept up with regular repair and cleaning. They seemed to have lied on their website because there was no mini bar or poolside bar (etc) which is frustrating. Service and "rules" were probably the most frustrating aspect of our stay at this hotel. They didn't allow for us to check in until 4 pm, although we wanted to check in at noon and accepted the early check in fee; first we were told come in at noon, then we were told that nothing would be available since they were "booked" up the previous night. Excuse me, but we made a reservation, accepted the fee, why can't you get on top of your customer service and make sure to get the room cleaned ASAP if we were willing to pay the fee? It's pretty interesting not being able to check in until 4 yet the check out time is no later than 11 am (Which also pretty lame). Also It just didn't seem to make sense to to me that if they were so booked and busy... Shouldn't they at least be able to afford and keep up with repair..? Lastly, the one cool thing that we thought would make our stay better was the pool and hammocks outside - it seemed like a nice place to unwind. However we were really in shock that the pool closed exactly at 9 pm... What kind of crap is that? The apartment complexes back home in Cali had their pools open until 10pm, but for a hotel "resort" in Vegas - LAS VEGAS -to close at 9pm?! Ridiculous. If you're thinking about staying here... Don't, the pictures and website give it waaaayyyy too much credit it doesn't deserve.

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An example of an negative review: def not the worlds greatest hot sandwiches i had the turkey stuffing and super salty gravy sandwich it was meh