Problem: I did not have to force myself to work , and all of my ideas unfolded easily , and I was finished a reasonable time before the deadline . I was telling everyone that I was pleased with my paper and that I could not have written anything better at the time , which was true . Everything I produced since then was half - baked .

What may have happened after they finished the essay ?

A: They had received a good grade on the essay .

Problem: I wanted a freebie ! Then at work , from 11 am to 3 pm there was this chatty chick doing a demo / sampling of the grapes which were on special in the produce department , and she 'd set up her stand right next to my flower display . She was making up this WW strawberry mousse and giving people a bit of that with a couple of grapes in it . Of course it had dairy ... and aspartame ... yeesh .

What kind of a person am I ?

A: I am a grocery store employee .

Problem: Rusty ended up doing most of the psysical moving , while we were down with a hurt back . Also , we do n't know anyone to help us move except the guys at Central ..... and there is no being around any of the guys at Central that does n't involve drug dealers . None of the women , either . Yeah , we 're that isolated otherwise . ( Oh , the Jehovah 's Witness with the brain injusry who lives downstairs would be glad to help us move .... !

Why would the narrator burden Rusty with moving everything ?

A:
The narrator is hurting .