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I did not know that THIS many people frequent this dirt rockin' at the same time completely awesome establishment. I will say that several of my "bad" nights have started at the Coach House. "When I say bad I don't mean bad meaning BAD but bad meaning GOOD!" -micheal jackson Cheap as hell drinks! Crown & Coke for $3...make it a double! Yeah you should expect a little harassment from some old muskrat men. I went for an early happy hour around 3:30pm one day. There were people so hammered they were falling down and wrestling! Grown men at that...not frat boys! You'd be really surprised who you run into there! I saw my really prissy hair stylist on a random weekday. The VP of my old company. It's a little like Fight Club....1st rule of Coach House "No one talks about Coach House."

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