Input: What would be an example of an negative review?

An example of an negative review: We went here again because we apparently are sorely lacking in the intelligence department. We decided to try some pie. We got slices of apple walnut and blueberry. How could anyone screw that up right? Well, Market Street Diner does a fine job of creating mediocre to inedible pies. Four years ago I came here and purchased a whole lemon meringue pie, it was horrible tasting and horribly expensive. Fast forward to 2012 and their pies still suck. One of the people in our party is the kind of person who will eat AND like anything, but when I saw the screwed up look on his face after taking a bite of blueberry pie, I knew the the Earth was falling off its axis. Deciding that perhaps he was having an off day, others of us tried some, and that's when it became apparent that somebody needs to be fired or go back to pie school ASAP. The apple walnut pie was better. Of course, the bottom of my shoe is better than the blueberry pie, so that isn't saying much. So now, when we drive by Market Street Diner some of us hiss like vampires at the sun, others of us just make juicy vomiting noises. I'm fairly confident we will never go here again, that is, unless it's the last restaurant on Earth, and we've completely lost our minds.

Input: What would be an example of an positive review?

An example of an positive review: Today was the second visit for me to Press Coffee in the new City North Shopping center. By far best coffee I have had in town. I must admit I'm a frequent visitor to Starbucks because there are about 3 within 2 miles of my house, however if you are looking for a quality cup of coffee....Press is your place. I'm a big fan of supporting the local coffee shop and hope you will too. Even if it is a little out of the way for you it will be worth it for your morning or even afternoon coffee fix. I haven't tried the food yet but from what I saw they have some mighty fine looking homemade sandwiches and pastries. They also sell wine by the bottle if your day is calling for that kinda fix. So support the local mom and pop shops and give Press Coffee a shot. Oh, and by the way, my soy cappuccino was $.10 cheaper than Starbucks. Start saving today!

Input: What would be an example of an negative review?

An example of an negative review: These restaurants are always tricky. Key words "Esan" "Sab-Sab" So, I'm lovin' the idea with a full understanding that i'm probably in store for the passion of North East Thailand/Loas food with beautiful service. What we got was a 1 hour wait with very slow service and lack of enthusiasm with only 4 tables full in the restaurant. The food was atrocious! Ordered above the so called scale of 5 spice level and received no spice. Sticky Rice was microwaved, the scallops in the salad was frozen, the larb had no flavor and appeared to be simply decorative only and we had a hair in our water. They also do not like to split credit card bills even for over a $100. Apparently the credit card fee charge is a bit too much for them to accept. These type of restaurants make the usual same mistake most Thai restaurants make in Arizona - Americanized overpriced Thai food! which explains the ridiculous 4 and 5 star ratings. The only Esan thing about this restaurant was the music! Zero passion and Zero energy! Also, I little FYI to help out with your service is to clean up the folded laundry you have piled up next to the front entrance door as this is the first thing you see when you walk in. I have no idea what all of this collection of stuff is laying and piled up next to the door. You also need to show some initiative and fill your bathroom towels and toilet paper instead of just leaving the rolls lay on top of the dispensers and rails. This is just pure lazy! Note to Pete and staff - Changes must be made in order for this to succeed!

Input: What would be an example of an positive review?
An example of an positive review: First, let me get something straight. A couple of the people on here gave bad reviews and then stated they had something like "teriyaki chicken" -- THIS PLACE IS A DINER! You don't come here for the teriyaki chicken or steak, you come here for the classic diner favorites: anything breakfast, sandwiches and burgers. It is in these areas that the Peppermill will knock your socks off. The portions are huge and although the place is super packed 24/7, the quality of food is still very good. My eggs (over easy), were cooked perfectly, my chicken fried steak was crispy, warm and had just the right amount of gravy, and my hash browns were golden brown and delicious. After a night of drinking, this place provides the diner fuel needed to return to the strip.