Problem: Write a positive yelp review.
A: Though I'm not especially sad about leaving Vegas for the Bay Area (seriously, no competition whatsoever), I do get a bit choked up when I ponder the loss that I've suffered in no longer having an East Coast Pizza nearby. It was simply the closest thing to NYC pizza (of the Famous Ray's ilk) that I've had outside Manhattan. If that's your thing, I highly advise a visit.

Problem: Write a positive yelp review.
A: I love Pure. Probably because it was free. I came to Caesar's Palace just to gamble, no intentions really of clubbing. But as me and my husband were walking into the casino, a guy in a suit with an Ipad came up to my slutty dressed self and asked if i wanted on the VIP guest list. Of course I said yes. We got in line around 10:15 and was among the first 10 in line. After they start letting bottle service in we were the first ones through the door. The one thing that sucked was we had to wait until the 1st floor was ass to ass to be able to go up to the top floor, which is a big balcony overlooking the strip. They have a seperate DJ and bar up there as well. Once we were finally allowed up, as breathtaking as the view is, its quite annoying. That particular DJ kinda sucked and the dance floor is right in front of the bar. So you're constantly letting people walk by. We went back downstairs and had a blast. Yes its crowded as hell in there, but theres a good atmosphere. I love to dance and by the time I left, It took me about an hour to walk ever so slowly back across the street to my hotel because my feet hurt that bad. The worst part about this club is the last of sitting space if you're not getting bottle service, and the bathrooms are impossible to get to. You have to walk through the dance floor, so in the hour it takes to do said task, you've just about peed your pants anyways. But i'll go back...if the Ipad guy puts me on the list again.

Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A:
$9.75 for a red bull and vodka? I'm sorry, I thought I was in Pittsburgh, not New York City. Sing Sing, a dueling piano bar, is fun, but it would be a hell of a lot more fun if I could have more than one watered down drink before I warbled my way through "Paradise City" with the rest of the crowd.