Problem: Write a positive yelp review.
A: this was my second time coming here after taking a 2 year break....why you ask? i have not clue why either...stupid me so i come with 3 other friends, 2 are newbies to capriottis and don't know what they are geting themselves into, we get 2 20" Capastrami, should have gotten a bobbie, but there's always next time. after my first bite all the memories of how good the hot pastrami and cold slaw dances in my mouth. damn this place is good.

Problem: Write a positive yelp review.
A: How lame am I going to sound if I say that this is the biggest bowling alley I've ever seen in my life? A lot? Too bad. It is. We arrived late, but that was ok because the place is open 24/7. After forking over cash-ola and one personal shoe (no joke--it's collateral for their precious bowling shoes), we headed to lane number 6,043 to begin our game. Unfortunately the game was stalled because finding a ball to fit my delicate frame proved far more difficult that I had expected. It would seem that the majority of their clientele are very strong, skinny fingered children. We eventually found adequate balls, but it was an arduous search. The alley was both kid and adult friendly (thank god) and I'll keep that in mind if I ever lose it and bring my kid to Vegas.

Problem: Write a positive yelp review.
A:
Vegas with Skoti is a different experience. LV Top Shelf got 15 of my friends in the best clubs at the lowest prices I've experienced in 10 years of doing Vegas hard. We had the best tables, waited in no lines, and went to all the pool parties. Can't recommend enough.