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An example of an negative review: Stopped for breakfast while waiting for my connection in PHX. Food quality was really poor. Wilted fruit, soggy home fried and an undercooked egg. Would not recommend to a friend.

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An example of an negative review: As much as I loathe this city, I took a weekend to spend it with Mom for a girly weekend. Mom loves this place, so I had to take her again for another try. It was my first. The place is beautiful. You do not feel like you just walked out a stinky casino. The service...no more than terrible. Our server was completely intrusive and at times intentionally rude. I think he was trying to be funny, or amusing himself at our expense. I do not think that you come to a Keller restaurant to be absolutely annoyed by a passive aggressive waiter. I could pay my local dominatrix the same price I paid here and get heaps of aggressive rope burn without the passive weenieness. I almost called him a dick like 5 times. I used to work in restaurants for a long time, so I have a bit more patience with service than most. I don't know if that effected the way I ingested, but the food was not what I was expecting. In fact, it was just OK. I ordered scallops, and there was so much grit, I sent it back. Of course, (I'll call him "Eugene") Eugene looked at me like I was a Hitler Youth for suggesting that what he was serving was sub-par. He took it off the bill and acted as if he was doing us a favor. Idiot. I think I may try French Laundry another time. NEVER again with this place.

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An example of an negative review: NOT GOOD! I have tried this place a few times and wanted to give them a chance since they are in the neighborhood. The last time I went, everything tasted old. From the egg foo young, to the orange and sesame chicken. The chicken tasted gritty, almost jerky like, and the sauce was swimming in msg, sugar and/or corn sweetener. The veggies were limp, rubbery and soaked in sauce, no crisp texture just soaked salty mushy mess. Nothing here was worth my 10+ spent! I could have gone to anywhere else and had a fabulous lunch elsewhere for 10 bucks! No Thanks! No Mas * I even had a little tum tum ache after eating :( I rename you to " Hong Kong GutBuster Buffet"

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An example of an positive review: I don't know why it's taken me so long to write this review. I guess it's hard to have a good, well rounded picture of a place when you don't stray very far from your usual dish. I always order pho tai and add lots and lots of Thai basil and chile paste and oil. Mmhmm! Now I know I'm Mexican, and my go to hangover cure should be menudo, but... Man pho is just as good if not better. And I love that this place opens at 8am! Not that I'd ever be up that early with a hangover. But I'm a sucker for a warm bowl of steamy noodles anytime, and even more so when I feel like ass. This particular bowl of pho is very consistent. The only thing I don't like about this place is that the service hasn't always been the best, and the place feels dirty on a regular basis. I do love that this place is a really inexpensive bowl of pho. In times when I am not at my richest I can grab a bowl of pho and be full the entire day. That's the best. The child really likes the bahn mi here as well so that is a bonus.