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Output: I came with my boyfriend and his family for dinner and all six of us were sorely, sorely disappointed. Not only was the food overpriced and gross, but the manager was all kinds of shady. What we ordered: Tempura appetizer ($8.95) Morrison Roll ($13.95) Sunrise Roll ($9.95) Honeymoon Roll ($5.95) Hibachi Chicken entree ($13.95) Hibachi Steak & Scallop entree [+ upgrade to filet mignon] ($22.95) The rolls were DINKY and mediocre at best. My boyfriend says he can find better rolls at Harris Teeter. The chicken in the hibachi chicken entree was overcooked, dry, and salty. The steak in the hibachi steak entree was super dry and supposed to be medium rare, which it wasn't. Honestly, tacking on "Asian Fusion" to your restaurant name does not give you an excuse to serve poorly-made, half-assed, inauthentic "Japanese" food. The fun doesn't stop there. When I got the check, I was surprised to see "19.67% Gratuity" added on to the subtotal. I knew from what was printed in the menu that an 18% gratuity is automatically added for parties of six or more. I called our waiter over to give us an explanation; his response was shady and unclear. I obviously wasn't satisfied so he had the manager come over to explain it, which he did in an even more shady manner. He said something to the effect of "Just subtract the tax from the subtotal and the gratuity comes out correctly." When I didn't buy that explanation either, he said "The computer says 19.67% but if you add it up it's 18%." Anyone with a pea-sized brain would see through the manager's pathetic and feeble attempt to justify the arbitrary 19.67% gratuity. I literally had to punch out the numbers on a calculator in front of him just to show him what 18% really amounted to. He took the check back to "check it out." When he returned, he said he took out gratuity so that we could give however much we saw fit. He didn't even give a simple apology; a "sorry about that" would have sufficed. Needless to say, I left muuuch less than 18%. If you end up siding with the majority opinion here (which I find shocking), at the very least do a double-take when you get your check. I didn't think there could be such shady behavior at a somewhat upscale restaurant, especially in the South Park area, but I was clearly proven wrong. P.S. Fun fact: "yama" in Thai means "don't come." Take that as a warning :P

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Output: Great food...hot servers!!!!!!!!

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Output: i have been here twice since they changed owners,and both times got ignored by the rude bartender.granted the only Seat available was behind the beer taps,but anyone with common sense should know to periodically check that area for customers.the bartender was way too busy chit chatting with co workers and goofing off to be bothered Serving anyone who isn't a friend of hers.finally after being ignored for 15 minutes i politely asked for a beer.i got a rude response that went something like this,"well this isn't a "drive thru window you know"huh?????really?????ive been sitting there for 20 minutes.don't know what the hell she meant by that. the atmosphere is typical sports bar theme.the clientele consists of people in thier late 20's to 40's.the service is awful.i didnt try the food because it took 30mins to get a beer ,i can only imagine how long the food would take.i will nevef return.the only reason i've been there twice is because i was meeting a friend there. Also it's extremely loud and annoying in there.all the waitresses do that annoying"wooooooh" thing like every 2 seconds,and yell loudly while they are talking to each other.this place was so much better before they redid it and got new owners. save yourself the headache and go elsewhere.

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It makes me feel bad when I criticize small, family-owned establishments. On the other hand, fellow Yelpers also deserve to know about my experience as it might help someone avoid frustration and disappointment. 1) Do not go there expecting it to be quick. It took 22 minutes for my order to arrive and it was a very basic order -- a BBQ chicken bowl and a musubi -- which are staples at a place like this. It was painfully slow and for no apparent reason. There were 2 people ahead of me in line when I got there. There was nobody else waiting around for food. They had been open about 15 minutes. 2) Re customer service. I stood there waiting and was obviously getting antsy, but received no acknowledgement. Instead, the lady at the counter avoided eye contact with me. Finally, after more than 15 minutes, I asked about my order, thinking maybe they'd forgotten it. She curtly told me that mine takes awhile to cook (really, a chicken bowl?) and it would be coming soon. After 5 more minutes, she finally handed me my bag, without saying a word. 3) The meat on the musubi was the thinnest I've ever seen (of hundreds, if not thousands, that I've eaten in my life) and it was overcooked. Fail. 4) The chicken bowl was okay. Tasted like your basic chicken bowl. Not a lot of chicken, though. I wasn't expecting much since it was a bowl and not one of the plate lunches, but still, it was pretty skimpy. Enough for me, but if you're hungry, be forewarned. Overall, despite my love of Hawaiian BBQ, this was a bad experience. But I suppose if you're in the neighborhood and craving it, and you have a lot of time and low expectations, it would be okay.