You are given a review about a place. You need to provide a rating from "1 star" to "5 stars" for this place.

The first time we came here I just had a bean tostada and a taco, and regretted my choice. It was pretty standard Mexican fare, and maybe even a little below average as their shredded cheddar cheese has a really odd texture, like maybe it has been frozen and thawed a couple of times or something. On the advice of a friend, we tried it again and this time got the Burrito el Pastore, the supreme nachos, and a Mexican pizza. The el Pastore and Nachos were underwhelming, but the Mexican Pizza was really good. I'd go back for that, but won't waste time with everything else next time.
3 stars

I brought in one of my collector cars a 1999 Cadillac Fleetwood Limited. I saw my usual service advisor Jeff Hathcock who I absolutely appreciate for his professionalism and he is just overall-WONDERFUL to deal with. It completely makes the whole experience of paying to have the cars serviced at the dealership more than worth it.
5 stars

The Velvet Merlin.

Sounds sexy, dark and mysterious doesn't it?

Not so much. It was like drinking coffee flavored beer. It's one of their specials right now for $5.

Maybe I'm just not used to going out on the town in this hood, but I thought this place was weird. It's a house right, well, it used to be a house and now it a bar. It's like walking into a house party where you're only sort of acquainted with the person bringing you.

They have live music every night which is cool, but we came on the Greek Music and Belly Dancing night. So. Weird.

This guy was standing there playing his Bazouki (looked and sounded like an electric mandolin) to a karaoke cd. THEN this belly dancer starts gyrating around him with scarves and finger cymbals and A SWORD. No joke. A SWORD. Aweome, sort of.

Mostly it was a few small groups and then these dudes just watching this belly dancer. While I drank my coffee flavored beer. So strange.
3 stars