Problem: Absolutely overrated. We had to pay extra to use the VIP lane, otherwise we'd have to wait for over an hour just to get in.
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Problem: I was working in Fountain Hills today and decided I'd stop in for a cigar on my lunch break. This place was nearby so I decided to check it out. The store is small, but nice. The owner has really maximized the space to good effect. For a small humidor he had all of the basics covered and the prices were about what you would expect. So why one star? Two reasons. First, I walked in and no one was there--or whoever was manning the store was in the back room. I set off the chime when I walked in, but nada. I decided to look in the humidor, and I took a great deal of time doing so. Still, when I emerged to make my purchase, still no one there. I waited an additional 5-10 minutes, moving back into the chime's motion sensing field a few times to set it off, and finally gave up. Goodbye lunch break. Now, to add insult to injury, the whole time I was standing there waiting for someone to show up, there was a TV in the corner blaring out Glenn Beck. Now if you want to be lied to by Beck that's fine. But don't expect to alienate your non-right-wing customers and be successful. Of course, come to think of it, I'm the only non-Republican cigar smoker I know, so maybe he can get away with it. Doesn't mean I have to stand there and listen to it though. I'll give them another try the next time I'm in FH. I want local businesses to be successful, even if they are Glenn Beck fans. I'll update at that time.
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Problem: I have been twice now. The thing that assaults me as soon as I walk in the door is the smell of baby poop. I have no idea what causes the smell but it is very strong. My children noticed and mentioned it to me the moment they walked through the doors also. The sat at the table with their noses plugged. My kids liked the Deep Fried Tofu for $3.50 and it was a good portion size. 8 large chunks of tofu. I tried the Braised Noodle with Sesame Paste (vegetarian) for $4. It was so plain with very little taste. Tasted slightly like peanut sauce. I had to cover it in srarachi to get it down because I was so hungry. Kids liked the Beef with Fried Noodles for $7.95. With the tofu it was enough food for my 3 kids that I brought home leftovers of both the noodles and tofu. I tried the Vegetables with Fried Noodles on my first trip for $7.25. They were just okay. Even though the noodles are being made right there and you can watch through the window the taste was very similar to Panda Express to me. Had three of the smoothies- Watermelon, Papaya and Strawberrry- all with boba. The boba was pretty good but the smoothies weren't great. I prefer Boba House around the corner in the same shopping center. I don't think I will be back.
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Problem: Everything said here is true. I had a funny feeling when talking to that Jessica person and she was so pushy and slimy. It's also true about all the hidden charges and how they try their hardest to scare you about the insurance. They have horrible customer service and I'm on my way to go question the $430 charges for the $159 contract I signed. Waste of time, waste of money. Don't even bother.
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