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A: The ONE STAR is for the PARKING ISSUES. FIVE STARS FOR THE FESTIVAL. I went Saturday the 10th for 2012 and the festival itself was great. My comments are on the parking. With all the Orange vested lot attendents, you would expect there to be some organization. I don't think anyone was in charge and these attendents did not seem to know what they were doing with directing traffic. On coming in, there were 2 lanes but at the end of the lanes, both needed to make a very tight left turn to which there was no room without fear of hitting the car next to you or taking out the post marking the end of the lane. Then to pay, the attendent was standing in the middle between the 2 lanes taking money, which is fine for the right side car but not for the left. I sat waiting for someone else to walk over to my side to take my money. Then the parking attendent in the parking row did not know where he wanted me to park. There should have been 2 of them. One standing in the front pointing the limit to which the car could park and the other pointing you into which slot. The Festival itself was fantatic. The children had a great time and I enjoyed the multitude of booths, shows and races. Leaving the Festival was another disaster. Sat for close to 20 minutes without even moving and then another 25 minutes waiting to get out of the place. There were no attendents directing traffic from where I could see. I asked what was going on, and the one attendent said that it was because everyone was trying to leave at once. No we weren't. I think it would have been much worse it there was some kind of emergency and everyone was trying to leave at one. There were attendents walking up and down and several driving around, but only the attendent at the exit was directing. There should have been an attendent at each of the rows, letting several cars out at a time, stopping traffic, and then waving it on. There should also be another exit only somewhere else to dissapate the traffic. Festival leavers were making 2 lanes where there should be one in efforts to cut in further up the line which is rude and not appreciated by those of us waiting in the back of the line. If there are going to be that many attendents, they should be doing something instead of seemingly walking back and forth ignoring the traffic woes.
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A: Bob and team are great. Our basset loves him which I can really see when he does pick up and and drop off. Bob really takes the time to understand our dog, our home and family needs for the time we are away. While we were away and our dog had a skin care issue Bob made sure she saw a vet and was well taken care of. Bob gives you peace of mind while traveling, which is fantastic. We have used Bob twice and will continue to use K9 Convenience into the future.
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Answer: My fiance & I went to Don B's again about a week ago. We requested the same server we had last time, Lynn. The food & service was OUTSTANDING....again. Will definitely return. Oh, it's inside what is called The D now (formerly The Fitgerald).
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Output: I hate buffets. I almost never I try a buffet that is even remotely passable in terms of quality, taste and preparation. The Buffet at the Bellagio is one of those exceptions; in fact it by far surpasses any buffet I have ever found. Here you will find a huge selection of food, anything from beef, pork, lamb, seafood and even vegetarian. Everything I sampled would rival entrees from most any sit down restaurant you will find. For me the highlight was the Alaskan King Crab legs, they were perfectly cooked, large, meaty and pre-split. It's rare that I find crab of this quality. I find the prime rib equally prepared, cooked to a perfectly medium rare. The various pork and chicken dishes were excellent. Of the vegetable sides I sampled the mashed potatoes (real potatoes), green beans, corn, salad, etc., all were delicious. Of the few breads I sampled were also very good. In short this was a buffet that really was one of the best meals I had had in quite a while, I left satisfied and overstuffed. Now the bad, at just under $40 it's quite expensive. It's also a good idea to try and arrive just about opening, the lines can get quite long. Given the quality and variety of food it really isn't a bad deal in my view. Just make sure you're hungry when you go. For a buffet The Buffet it's as good as it gets.
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output: We went for the first time last night. We were able to sit outside and really enjoyed it. Although there were a couple of big parties near us it wasn't too loud. We were waited on promptly and had a fantastic meal. I had the salmon which was great and my husband had a great steak, done perfectly. We were brought a complimentary shot of some liqueur for no reason and asked about our meal and service. Just a great evening for not knowing about the food there. I would recommend!
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Sterling Spoon Cafe? What does that mean? Definition of sterling (n) Bing Dictionary British currency: the currency in pounds and pence used in the United Kingdom of sterling silver: made of sterling silver admirable: admirable or valuable Just wanted to make sure the definition I know did not change. They sure as hell dont do British currency. Unlike the definition, this place is not admirable or valuable. Yes they have certain meal deals that are good and cheap but the service or lack there of completely cancels out any specials they might have. I havnt even mentioned what I ended up getting and it was not good at all. So I get my player card downstairs and proceed to go up the escalator towards the cafe. Wait time to sit down was about 10 minutes which was not bad at all. Unfortunately everything went downhill from there. After getting our drinks from the drink person, we all knew what we wanted to get already without even having to look at the menu. After about 15 minutes, our server finally got around to taking our order. Originally I wanted to get the Half Rack of Ribs and 10 Hot Wings for $7.77 deal with player card but the lady said that was over and it was now Steak n Eggs for 9.99. That's stupid because just earlier one of my friends said that they saw the 7.77 deal advertisement on one of the cabs. Even still she would not honor it and acted like we were wasting her time. It was obvious that she did not like her job. The bad vibes I was getting from her almost made me want to get up and leave. So I ordered the Prime Rib special for 9.99 since I saw somebody receive their order earlier. From that point on it seemed forever for our orders to come out. When I got my order, it looked decent to begin with but when I took my first bite the meat was bland and luke warm like it had been sitting out. Dipping it in the au jus that came with it helped a little. The onion rings that came with it were already soggy. How does that happen when she just brought it out? The mashed potatoes tasted like card board. Fail. Besides the bad service and bad food, the main thing that really bothered me was the smoke factor. The whole time we were there in the cafe, all we smelled was cigarette smoke like a whole group of people were sitting next to us smoking one cigarette after another. In closing, to reiterate my experience in a nut shell, bad food, bad service, bad ventilation, and just overall failure in ambience. I am definitely not coming back here no matter what food deals they have for getting treated poorly and the possiblility of getting lung cancer. Yelp 2014 365 Review Challenge #138 "Walk in healthy and hungry, walk out with lung cancer and that unsatisfied feeling in your stomach"