input: Write a negative yelp review.
output: I'm not really sure what all the hype is about! I finally made to Dish Osteria for dinner and my best summary of the meal would be it was ok. We had made reservations and when we got there had to wait for our table, was offered comped desserts, but that never came to fruition. For such a small restaurant the service wasn't attentive and at times its seemed like we were just waiting. PS...if you are dining with a vegetarian they were willing to make ZERO accommodations to their menu and had only one option...I hope they like mushrooms!
input: Write a positive yelp review.
output: Without a doubt, the best yogurt I have ever had. You help yourself, take as little or as much as you want, mix all kinds of flavors if you like and have the nicest people working there. Good job Yogurtology.
input: Write a negative yelp review.
output:
Terrible. I walked in and they guy behind the counter tells me he needs 3 minutes. I'm in at an odd time (3:00 PM) and see he is working hard to clean the grill. 18 minutes later, I place a to go order. Included was a veggie burrito wet with red & green sauce, with rice & beans on the side. He must have misunderstood because I get home to a tortilla with lettuce, cheese, cilantro and onion. How have I lived so long without this creation? Uh yeah, because it is AWFUL. Rice had NO flavor, beans were tge runniest I've ever had. I usually avoid meat, but something was telling me to add on to my order. I was curious how the fish taco was. Um microwaved to heat up and ALL BREADING, equally as terrible as everything else I tried. Didn't have more than a second bite. Chicken taco was totally bland and dry. I had to order "Grandma's recipe flan" 3 different times and it still got left out of my order. Ordered & paid for separately, it was the best part of my meal (which had been comprised of 6 bites of various yuck). Maybe it is an approach to flan I wasn't used to. Not particularly coukd although it came from the cooler and the texture was sort of mealy and not a bit creamy... What a waste of $13.00....