TASK DEFINITION: Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context
PROBLEM: Someone serves up a plate of North Pole - style fried bologna for himself and puts it on the breakfast bar. The kid

SOLUTION: gets to the back of the van.

PROBLEM: He puts shaving cream on the man's face. He then

SOLUTION: dries wax on his mouth and rubs his legs.

PROBLEM: In the dim light of a basement, someone wearing a light grey sweatshirt is laying flat on a narrow bench, pushing up a weight's bar. He

SOLUTION:
place pleasant drinks against an unseen flame.