" , " Meh she never liked me anyway " , " Hehe ... " sad but true me thinks . same can be said about most of Laura 's friends ... * cringe * looking back I really was a bit shit with girls was n't I. very sad ... anyway it was nice to see her again last time we spoke she was saying " C'mon man she 's like my sisters age " and I was all like " what 's your point ? your sister hot ? "

A: Who may be the person I was talking about who never liked me ?

Another of the early pregnancy tests from a co - op & I ' m not sure how to read these . I took one test this am & thought there was a faint line . So then I took a reg store bought kind that we had left , immediately afterwards . But I was n't sure if I had enough pee for it , but it was definitely positive .

A: Why is the writer worried about the amount of urine ?

I turn off and unplug my air conditioner and television , but I leave my laptop plugged in because its my alarm clock . At 0017 , a hideous alarm sounds somewhere near my apartment . It sounds wrong , but I doublecheck to make sure its not my car making the noise . Satisfied its not , I hunker back down to sleep .

A: Why would the narrator get up from sleep ?

and she was like .. b\c your pregnant ... ? ? ? and i was like WTF MAN THATS NOT COOL ! but it was really funny , and everyone got a good tease out of it .

A:
What may be the reason she said that about me ?