You are given a review about a place. You need to provide a rating from "1 star" to "5 stars" for this place.

[Q]: I've eaten at Noodlehead maybe 3 times. The last time was with a group of friends for Sunday lunch and we brought a bottle of wine. My meal was ok, but not great. I ordered the See Yew noodles with chicken with a spice level of 2. What was brought to feel felt like a spice level of 5. There wasn't much veggies or bok choy in the noodles which I was bummed about. Also ordered the pork buns. They looked very boring when they were brought out. They weren't dressed up with anything, not even a few sprinkles of arugula sprouts or sliced cucumbers like I saw in some of the photos posted on yelp. Wasn't really excited about eating them and when I tasted them, the excitement meter didn't budge. Again, they were fine. I vaguely remember they were kind of sweet, but certainly not memorable. The prices are very reasonable and I like decor. I'll give it some time before returning again.
[A]: 3 stars

[Q]: Some say you get what you pay for (with an implication of regret) . But with ASMT, you get what you pay for and you actually walk out happy. An hour massage for $12.50? Tell me where else can you get such good deal?
[A]: 4 stars

[Q]: This place is a restaurant right??? THEN FIX THE DARN FOOD!
The food is mediocre at best. Wings are 3" of breading around 1 millimeter of meat. Hamburgers were all greasy and lopsided on the bun and gave us terrible upset stomachs.

As for service...sure it's nice to look at 21 year old waitresses in skimpy clothing. BUT... the waitress decided to take our order and not write anything down just did it by memory. So of course when our order came it was completely wrong. Then she gave us an attitude problem. After food was delivered she disappeared until we were ready to leave.

Sorry, I won't eat here again. We spent over $100 for food that was no better than what you would get off the McDs dollar menu.
[A]:
2 stars