Question:
I never slept so little in my life . More accurately , around 10 hours in 5 days . Yep . Well , you see what I meant in the beginning ?

How may I be feeling right now ?
Answer:
Tired

Question:
The Internet emoticon : - ) was born today , 26 year ago . You can find the story of its invention , along with a bunch of other internet related creation dates here . Just look under 9/19/82 . The noseless variety seems to be more popular today and of course there are all kinds of variations .

How did the emoticon come into existence ?
Answer:
Someone included it in online written material .

Question:
Where does the fun come in ? And all because you must needs go and steal a motor - car . You know that you ' ve never had anything but trouble from motor - cars from the moment you first set eyes on one . But if you WILL be mixed up with them -- as you generally are , five minutes after you ' ve started -- why STEAL them ?

Why is the narrator perplexed by the theft ?
Answer:
Cars are difficult to work with .

Question:
A blood test freaked me out . So when they took what felt like 2 gallons of my blood , I was getting a little bit nervous . So I pushed the doctor until he finally told me what he thought the problem was . He told me that because of the rapid weight loss and growth , that it was most likely an aggressive form of Leukemia .

Why did the narrator undergo a blood draw ?
Answer:
They had rapidly lost weight .