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How to read uninteresting books
Eat the book.
Ask yourself if you understand the title. For example: " the book i am holding is called mac os 9 for dummies.
Available options:
(I) For dummies, i'll have a real one for brains! " when two authors do the same thing, they are basically referring to themselves as people. Example: " we got along as people because he was in the study break at fourteen and had only just graduated high school.
(II) " if you don't understand, try the above methods until you do understand. When reading the book, ask yourself, " what is it i want to read? Is this a summary? How does this marvel introduce me to current life events? " Download the book's free website.
(III) You would like to understand the explanation of mac os 9 for dummies. " don't get distracted by the inconsistencies in the book.
(IV) Thus, i can assume this book will tell me all about how to understand and install mac os 9. " Flip to the table of contents (if there is one).
(IV)