IN: how much weight did I gain ? ? -1 lbs . ( i did nt follow their high fat advice and I lost a pound ) . I ca n't wait until thursday to go back and tell dr . fearn i was right , and to see what kind of bullshit excuse or advice she s going to give next .
Why is the narrator excited to have lost weight ?

OUT: They can rub it in the face of someone .

IN: There was a commotion in my house this afternoon where there were lots of screaming ! ! When dad and I reached home , I noticed Jojo was kinda unusual . He was in his houes , staring at something at the side .
What happened in the house today ?

OUT: People were fighting .

IN: We hosted dinner for a young couple who just moved to Eugene ( daughter & her partner of Chicago friend . ) Bri expressed amazement when Bob announced he was going to make the whipped cream for the dessert . " You 're making the whipped cream ? ! " I guess she thought it was some complicated process , and was amazed further to find that all you do it put heavy cream in a bowl and whip it .
Why was Bob making whipped cream ?

OUT:
It tastes better and is healthier if you make it yourself .