Problem: I love that they have a non-dairy option. Toppings are fresh, employees are friendly and helpful. Close to the house and decently priced. Dangerous combo.
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Problem: The Beer Market has the largest beer selection that I have seen in Pittsburgh so far. Hundreds of craft choices from outstanding breweries. It's a must stop for any beer aficionado. A few other notable points: 1) they do not serve food but allow you to bring your own or order in; 2) the bartenders are very knowledgeable so use them to help you make a choice from their overwhelming menu; 3) there is a stage for live music; 4) and if you sit outside, then prepare to be engaged by outgoing pedestrians.
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Problem: If paying 4 to be patronised and insulted is your cup of tea, head on down to Monday's standup comedy night at Footlights. I've been to a fair few amateur gigs, but rarely one with such antagonism between the acts and the audience. The tone is set by the compere (and I think organiser) Davey, whose warmup consists of pointlessly quizzing each audience member in turn about their background and reason for being there. He didn't manage to generate much in the way of comedy from the answers, but at least we all knew each other a little better by the end of it. Oh, and he also referred to one of he female acts as a prostitute within the first five minutes, for no readily apparent reason. He had himself doubled up with laughter quite a few times though, so at least someone was enjoying themselves. The unpleasantness continued to varying degrees for the next hour. Some of the acts were just nervous and new - which is fine - while others went out of their way to be as obnoxious as possible. One young guy asked if my girlfriend was a prostitute, poked me repeatedly in the face with his microphone when I refused to play along and then apologised to the (stoney silent) audience for not giving us the "Peter Kay observational sh*te" we were obviously looking for. The second half picked up a lot, with two (out of nine) genuinely funny acts. The headliner in particular had some great material and a really good way with the audience. It's just a shame she was immediately followed by five more minutes of Davey leering after the four women in the crowd, complaining about his divorce, and predicting that "those London c*nts" would soon be "begging for a slot" at his nasty little club. Bottom line: One of the most awkward, mean-spirited nights of comedy I've ever experienced. It was misogynistic, aggressive and bitter - none of which are insurmountable problems, except that it was also desperately, painfully unfunny.
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Problem: I hate to be one of the only bad reviews but.... I was completely and utterly dissatisfied with my experience here tonight. First and foremost the service was great. Our server and the sushi chef were both attentive and informative. But that doesn't come close to making up for the food... We ordered two of the 14.95$ deals. They came with a Nevada Roll, Alaskan roll, white tiger roll, calamari steak, crunchy rice with spicy tuna, and baked mussels. The only thing I found edible was the white tiger roll. Everything else I couldn't even attempt to eat. The Nevada Roll was soggy and the Alaskan roll was drenched in mayonnaise. The calamari steak was so rubbery and the baked mussels weren't even warm... They too were rubbery. Like I said I hate being one of the bad reviews on here but I will never return. Not to mention I'm totally horrified I may have gotten food posioning.. I've been sick for the past hour.
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negative