Sentiment analysis: Ugh...... I loved Teddy's, but in an effort to bring me some happiness in my sleep deprived state my husband brought me home a tiramisu cup tonight. I was like oh this is pretty good, then I started to get to the bottom of the cup and there was this liquid in it and I take a bite. I didn't think anything of it (like I said sleep deprived) but my husband takes a spoonful and asks, "what's this runny stuff?" I responded with "caramel?" (Why would there be caramel in tiramisu?? Hello Brenda!) He said no its raw eggs. Totally NOT cool!!!! I can't afford to get food poisoning with a 5 month old baby dependent on me, so I'm crossing my fingers and hoping for the best. I'm totally disappointed in Teddy's because it was one of my favorite places to go to, but I won't be back for awhile. Please make sure your baked goods are cooked before selling to people.
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negative

Sentiment analysis: The Southern Nevada Health District (abbreviated SNHD) of Henderson is both an inconvenient tax and Communism in the shadows of the Las Vegas Strip. It is a gloomy place where there is no beverage allowed, no cell phone allowed, no respect from the employees (at least that I interacted with), and after reading this review: no stars! An inconvenient tax: From my perspective, the food handler safety card online course is an inconvenient tax. Another example of the Government nickel and diming the workers that abide by the laws. Seriously, does the SNHD need to force somebody to waste hours of their time and $40 excluding the late fee they are quick to add to learn that you need to wash your hands for 15 seconds prior to using a paper towel to open the door, you don't put a chicken over a tray of cupcakes, you need to wash a thermometer after dropping it, and so on? The answer is ,"No." This is common sense information that the employer could reiterate to the employee through training, signing, and even a pamphlet. And if you want to nickel and dime workers, at least give the option of a real instructor teaching this material. Not everybody is computer savvy. Communism in the shadows of the Las Vegas Strip: When I entered the gloomy indoor space of the SNHD, a badly qualified, resentful security guard and old troll (yes there are real trolls offline) greeted me with coldness. The security guard quickly initiated me to all the prohibitions of the SNHD. He told me that no soda is allowed but I could leave it in my car. It was cool outside and I'll bring it to my car. Keep in mind at this time, I am the only non employee here and I'm standing at the entrance. However the resentful security guard made me go out of my way to the exit. I could see the pleasure in his face by having the power to make somebody walk out of the way. Further into the waiting rooms of Communism, I filled out an application under another security guard's eyes. I shouldn't complain that one counter was open. It is my understanding there was for awhile one SNHD office processing cards. When I was waiting, I was thinking, "why no beverages or cell phones allowed? " Misery seems contagious here. Too bad SNHD doesn't give shots to stop misery. The woman who processed my card, kind of talked down to me when I asked with a Bob Newhart cool tone, "So the $15 is for being a day late?" This brings up another issue. If many people work mornings and mid shift, "why do SNHD offices at the latest close at 5:30?" In this miserable place, the simplest thing is a process. Even picture taking. The woman who processed my card takes pictures of people all day long. So, do you need me to stand up to see if my chair is against the wall of the cubicle? And then when I parted with $35 (paid $20 with c.c. for online course), it was a process for the cashier to present me with $5 change. Conclusion: This SNHD office is repulsive. The disdain that the employees I interacted with showed toward myself and the public nauseated me. So, using the analogy that I am working on a painting of a nighttime sky called SNHD, I'd give it zero stars and a full moon.
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negative

Sentiment analysis: Went to T&C Dental for regular cleaning base on the great reviews from fellow yelpers, but did not have the same great experience. Here is the thing, Dr. Phan was very nice, friendly, polite and the staff were nice. However, the problem I had was with the assistant (Jen) who did the cleaning. I'm not sure if she just had a bad day that day or something, but Jen did a poor job cleaning my teeth. She jumped all over the place and basically did clean only about 1/2 of my teeth. Same thing with flossing, she flossed here and there and basically just flossed about 5-6 teeth out of 32 teeth I have. I've seen my 5 year old nephew did a better job cleaning his teeth. I was greatly disappointed when leaving the office. When Dr. Phan called me the next day to check to see if there's any pain after the visit (which is really nice by the way), I wasn't sure if I should tell him about the bad cleaning job that his assistant performed. I don't really want to get her into trouble (because she was nice too), but I just want her to do a better job. Still debating whether I should come back for a second try to see if that was just her bad day. Still debating....
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negative