Problem: Write a positive (OPTIONS:
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A: Lovely, relaxing atmosphere. The cauliflower soup with tarragon emulsion was fabulous, as was the tomato basil soup. The waiter was attentive and happily allowed for a substitution on my salad so I could try one of the raw milk cheeses from their cheese sampler. The grilled chicken breast on my salad was a bit more dry and hard than I like, but I am not a big fan of barbecuing chicken and it certainly seemed to have been charred that way. If the chicken had been moist, this place would get all five stars from me!

Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: I did not really expect a lot from this place. I was right, this place is nothing special. The hamburgers are OK but is not worth the price ($8.95 for a regular hamburger). The fries were so-so. They overcooked my burger. The butterscotch milk shake was good but you do not get your moneys worth. I do not think I will be back to this place.

Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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I kind of feel like a dick giving this place such an "low" rating because out of the two times i've been here, one of them was an absolute blast and the other time i wish i was dead. So, a fair rating would be more like a 2.5 The Good: They have the coolest spot on the Washington drag, complete with rooftop patio that is completely urban and when CityScape comes to fruition will be the ultimate place to view it. The Bad: However, the owners have completely missed what their target rooftop market should be, and "dumbed" this place down with awful DJs and a projection screen ... not to mention an completely forced "VIP room", which seems more like a holding cell than somewhere to put the local celeb dorks that frequent this place. The Good: The decor and design. The interior is very classy The Bad: Their current clientle has completely missed the point. Tuck in your fucking shirt, or don't, but do it with some fucking style. You look like shit and you're making this fine bar with some massive potential look like a dive. The Good: They have a DJ The Bad: He plays bad Hip Hop/Rap. I don't mean that i hate Hip Hop. The exact opposite, actually. He just plays all the horrible shit. Would it kill you to update your selection from "irrelevant" to "marginal"? How about going beyond that to some indie hip hop like Spank Rock, Handsome Boy Modeling School, M.I.A., or Ohmega Watts? How about something everyone knows dispersed in there, like Common, Jurassic 5, Lupe, Nas, or OutKast? The music upstairs is straight up boring. The Good: You can have a fantastic time here with all of your friends The Bad: You need ALL OF THEM there to make this possible