Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: THE TEN COMMANDMENTS OF DINING AT Mimi's Cafe & Bistro: 1. Thou shall not get upset when the restaurant is half empty on a Saturday night but they take your name in the front of the restaurant and have you wait 9 minutes while you are staring at empty tables. 2. Thou shalt not expect to be given a lipstick-free beer glass. Thou shalt expect the waitress to tell you these are water spots and not lipstick. (Are there red water spots?) 3. Thou shalt not expect to be given small dishes to put your bread on. Thou shalt expect the waitress to slam them down when she finally brings them to you two at a time so you can do her job and pass the dish to the other diner. 4. Thou shalt expect the waitress to be shocked when you ask her if your "steak & frites" comes with a peppercorn sauce. "A SAUCE ON STEAK?????" (Yes, just like in Paris. Isn't this a French-themed restaurant?) 5. Thou shalt not expect your "frites" to be fried extra crispy as you requested and instead you receive them "al dente". 6. Thou shalt not expect your waitress to be available for an extended period of time. When you finally get another staffer to get your waitress, you could hear her from the kitchen asking: DO YOU KNOW WHAT THEY WANT? 7. Thou shalt not expect to be given a choice when you order tea. Thou shalt expect the waitress to make the decision for you. 8. Thou shalt expect to be given a teapot with a broken top so that the steam coming out of the hole can keep you alert and on your toes. 9.Thou shalt not expect to receive a ballpoint pen with ink in it to indicate a tip and sign your bill. 10. Thou shalt not be lured by BOGO (with purchase of two beverages) coupons to get a "FREE" meal at Mimi"s. FREE IS NOT FREE when you can't enjoy a night out because of mediocre food and Abysmal service. Au revoir pour toujours!!!!
Q: negative

A: Slowest deli department in town. They have no sense of time so you know they don't value you yours. If they are attempting to push you to buy pre-packaged this is a novel and effective way to do so, by delivering the slowest and most impersonal service EVER! Fail BJ's
Problem: What would be an example of an positive (OPTIONS:
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Answer: Some of the best Thai food I've ever had, perfectly balanced flavorful savory dishes served in an attractive atmosphere by friendly staff, thai food perfection!
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Output: I don't do a whole lot of dry cleaning, but do get my work shirts done once in a while. I have given Royal Crest a few chances. They have destroyed buttons and forgotten to starch numerous times when starch was requested. Although they have offered to re-clean and starch shirts - They have REFUSED to fix the buttons broken by careless ironing. The last straw was when I brought in a new plain white dress shirt blouse to be laundered. I took it home and the blouse sat in my closet for months in it's dry clean wrapping bag. Then one day I finally took it out to wear it. The tags were still on it. I found the shirt sleeve was ripped and had grease all over it! I finally got around to the cleaners to show them the damage, but they denied doing the damage and refused to do anything about it. So now I have a $40 blouse ruined. My lesson to learn here is to always look carefully at everything BEFORE you leave the premises. They get a lot of work due to their central location, but for sure, I will never ever use this cleaners again.
input: Write a positive yelp review (OPTIONS:
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output: This store is located on E. Sunset Rd . Just east of Pecos behind Autozone and right next to Bedrosians Tile. Plenty of parking so no problem. The place has about every nick nack tool and oddball housing item you can imagine. Mostly cheaper import stuff but if its for ocaassional use, its a deal and usually works pretty good. Customer service is really poor. They are always understaffed and if you're wanting information or specs on the items they sell, dont hold your breath. Whatever is on the box or in the ad is it. They arent trained on the items they're either stockers or cashiers. I'm not complaining because you do get exactly what you pay for. They always have online coupons and in various car magazines and similar. You can get free items and coupons up to 20% off. Recommended for all kinds of things around the house for men and women. Go in look around and you will find something you want and it will be a deal.
input: Write a positive yelp review (OPTIONS:
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output:
I think with coffee shops, one factor to consider besides their drinks and food is the overall atmosphere and general set up. For my drink of choice, I absolutely love their pistachio lattes. To me, it is creamy smooth hot drink with a subtle pistachio flavor. Just enough for the right amount of sweetness imo. Considering my sensitivity to caffeine, I am pleased to know that this drink does not (or has very minimal) caffiene. I could continue to have this drink and enjoy it as well. As for the atmosphere, I really like the overall ambience of the shop. The lighting is softly dimmed but enough to suit those who are reading or doing any particular busy work. I also like the decor. The chalk menu adds character to this place as well as the drawings on the glass windows.