Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer: Sleep is a symptom of caffeine deprivation and every time I leave this place I'm cured! I have yet to explore more of their menu and have the intention to do so one of these days, but their espresso blend is rich and smooth with just the right amount of pick-me-up and flavor that keeps me coming back. The shop itself is warm and welcoming with brilliant trinkets, chalk boards and smiles. Music that peaks my interest is always playing to set the mood. The staff is friendly and attentive and my favorite barista, Amanda, always has a neat concoction to recommend when I'm feeling something other than the habitual latte'. Try their Cactus Blossom Tea or an Iced Toddy with added Macadamia Nut and Chocolate Milano syrups! Their coffee, bagels and service are to die for, without killing your wallet in the act.

Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer: I like places like Shoe Palace and Shiekh, only for their shoes because they usually have stuff that's not in season anymore or hard to find sneakers(and I freaking love shoes). So I came in here because the color way for the Nike Roshe were sold out at all Nike and I knew(well had a feeling) that they would have the colors that I wanted. I walked in and was immediately greeted. Cool whatever, walk over to the Nike wall to check their selections and a young man came up and asked me if I needed a size. I politely said "no thank you, I'm just looking for right now." He says "alright let me know if you need anything" and walks away. And I swear not even a split second after he walks away, ANOTHER associate asks if I want to try anything on. Again I said "no thank you, I'm just looking." HE walks away and then a young lady(again, not even a split second) walks up and asked if I needed any help. And at that point I was so annoyed I needed to get the fuuuuuuuck outta there. So I put the shoe down and a different young man comes up to me and says some crazy like "oh hey I seen you looking at those. Those are pretty cool right? Yeah they're totally nice. But they look weird on my feet. But I don't think they will on yours. You wanna try them on? Yeah I think you do! What size are you?" Man I wanted to put my face thru a glass. I said "easy on the red bull kid. I'm fine, I think I'm done with this store." As I proceeded to walk out I had 2 more associates "aw sorry you couldn't find anything, please come back. Have a great day." Honestly, I appreciated the attentiveness of the staff. But that was just a little too much customer service. In the 1.3 minutes I was there, I felt verbally gang banged. And the other star was for the dope shoes they had in there. And everyone is semi kinda trippin cause the shoes were about the same price as they are in other stores. 40 dollas more?! Who you think you got, Chelsea Clinton?! Trippin. Anyways, thanks for the extreme customer service Shoe Palace, but I will not be returning. Online shopping it is! Haaaayyyy!

Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer:
Mediocre Mexican food and they take forever! This is a really small shack on Main Street. A couple of friends insisted that we go there for lunch and it took over two hours. Everything took way too long - it took them an inordinately long time to take the order, get the food and even get us the bill so we could leave. Once we got the food - about an hour after we got there - the food was completely bland. About the same quality as your average Mexican chain. Avoid at all costs.