I ' ve been giving the subject of health care a great deal of thought lately . That is not only an introductory statement , it is a reflective comment regarding my current state of mind ... a state of mind that has been heavily influenced by the circumstances that our system has been exerting upon one particular hospital in the Ottawa area . It has always been my intention for there not to be any secrets here .

A: What country may I be currently be living ?

So today I went to a new dentist for a checkup and cleaning . It 's been about 2 years since I last went to one , so they had to prod all around in my mouth finding out what " previous work " I had done . Now I ' ve never really thought much of dentistry beyond the idea that it 's like grease monkey for your mouth ; you just need to stop in every 20k miles or so . But today as this gal explored every tooth , filling and whatnot , she kept saying " Oh my , what great work ! "

A: What may be the reason to go to the dentist ?

So we parked our Goldfish - cracker - encrusted Ford Fusion and J and G embarked on a trip to the outhouse . G turned around and came right back . He was n't going to do anything in there .

A: Why did G decide to return so quickly ?

I left Barnes and Noble a very very happy person . The ride home with my mom was amazing for a couple of reasons . One , I was jamming to 2HB with my mom . Two , my mom was telling me about the tranny janitor at her work who 's going to their Christmas party -- in January -- in a blue dress and pumps . Three , we stopped by Penguins and I got me some chocolate frozen yogurt .

A:
Why were you listening to 2HB ?