Problem: I am trying to decide whether it's worth it to invest in this film proposal. Can you help me answer a few questions? If you can't, please say "No I can't". Question: When Dracula bites the woman's savior, what is the dog turned into? Movie title: Zoltan, Hound of Dracula Movie plot: Russian soldiers are doing some blasting in a field in Romania when they unearth a tomb filled with the coffins of the Dracula family. There's Eva Dracula, Mikhail Dracula, Frederic Dracula, and Igor Dracula, along with two unnamed coffins. While Major Hessle [Arlene Martel] sends for Inspector Branco [Jose Ferrer], a young soldier guards the tomb. When an earthquake breaks open one of the unnamed coffins, the soldier opens the lid and pulls the stake out of the shrouded body. Suddenly, a big black dog leaps out and bites the soldier's neck. Years ago, the big black dog Zoltan was bitten by Igor Dracula himself and was turned into a vampire dog. Zoltan then proceeds to unearth the other unnamed tomb, that of Igor's renfield Veidt Smith [Reggie Nalder]. Unfortunately, neither Zoltan nor Veidt can survive without a Dracula master. The last Dracula descendent, Michael Drake (Drake-ula, get it?), is a psychologist living [literally] in Los Angeles with wife Marla [Jan Shutan], daughter Linda [Libby Chase], and son Steve [John Levin]. The only thing for Veidt and Zoltan to do is to travel to the United States, find Michael Drake Michael Pataki], and turn him into a master vampire.The Drake family is all excited about their upcoming vacation, a month long camping trip to Clear Lake, away from civilization. Marla has even talked Michael into taking their four German shepherds--Annie, Samson, and the two puppies. They know that they're going to have fun. What they don't know is that Veidt Smith is following them in a hearse bearing the body of Zoltan.Day 1: The Drakes set up camp while Veidt and Zoltan park the hearse on a ridge overlooking the Drakes' camp. While the Drakes eat dinner, one of the puppies runs off and becomes dinner for Zoltan. That night, while Linda and Steve are sleeping outside the camper, Zoltan sneaks into camp, but Samson runs him off. "Wolf," concludes Michael.Day 2: Michael and Steve find the dead puppy and bury it, thinking that the fang marks on the puppy's neck were from a rattlesnake...

A: A vampire dog

Problem: I am trying to decide whether it's worth it to invest in this film proposal. Can you help me answer a few questions? If you can't, please say "No I can't". Question: Who is thrown into a pond? Movie title: Smokey and the Bandit II Movie plot: Big Enos Burdett (Pat McCormick) is attempting to be elected as Governor of Texas against other candidate, John Coen (David Huddleson). After a figurative and literal "mudslinging" between the two, they are both confronted by the outgoing governor, and given a thorough tongue lashing. As Burdett is leaving the office he overhears the governor yelling at an assistant to take responsibility of transporting a crate of unknown content from Miami to the Republican Party convention in Dallas. Burdett then schemes to pick up the crate and deliver it to the convention. He enlists the help of Bandit (Burt Reynolds) and Cledus (Jerry Reed) to carry out the task.The early parts of the film feature Cledus attempting to convince the Bandit to "do it one last time." Unfortunately, in the time since their previous challenge in the original 'Smokey and the Bandit' film, the Bandit has split from his love-interest "Frog" (Sally Field) and become an alcoholic. The Bandit is said to be "the only man in the world to drink up a Trans Am,". Cledus seeks the help of Frog to encourage the Bandit to sober up and regain his fitness, since Big Enos has raised the stakes of the game to $400,000. Frog abandons her second attempt at wedding Buford T. Justice's son Junior (Mike Henry) to help. She is initially persuaded more by the money than her love for Bandit. She buys him a 1980 Turbo Trans Am "Son of Trigger"... powered by the Turbo 301, by trading in Junior's car.The middle sections of the film feature a madcap race across the United States as the trio once again tries to outrun and outwit Sheriff Justice (Jackie Gleason) and Junior. The team discovers that their cargo is in quarantine for three weeks, and they need to get it to Dallas in three days. When they break into the quarantine area to steal the crate, the mysterious cargo turns out to be an elephant (the mascot of the Republican Party) who they named Charlotte after Snowman remarked that she reminded him of his Aunt Charlotte and even smelled like her, too. When Cledus opens...

A: Junior

Problem: I am trying to decide whether it's worth it to invest in this film proposal. Can you help me answer a few questions? If you can't, please say "No I can't". Question: What does Papa urges Bambino to use on the stars? Movie title: La Luna Movie plot: Joe (Matthew Barry) is the son of famous opera singer Caterina Silveri (Jill Clayburgh). While Joe believes that Caterina's husband, Douglas Winter (Fred Gwynne), is his biological father, the truth is that he was sired by Caterina's former lover, who is now living in Italy and working as a schoolteacher. Joe is moody and rebellious and needs a strong father figure to guide him and keep him in line, but Douglas is ineffectual and emotionally weak, and when Joe witnesses the sudden death of Douglas, it sends him over the edge. In hopes of boosting her singing career, which has fallen into a rut, Caterina decides to move to Italy with her son. There, Joe falls in with a dangerous crowd and becomes addicted to heroin. Caterina is heartbroken and hopes to lure her son back to a safer and more healthful lifestyle. She tries in many instances to get closer emotionally to her son hoping that increased contact will prevail over the pull of the drugs. She even contacts his drug dealer to ask for sympathy for her situation. At one point, when Joe is desperate for a fix, his mother masturbates him just to get his mind off drugs temporarily. Seeing no other alternative, she decides to drive to the location they originally lived, where her estranged lover lives with the hope that some sort of fatherly bond will cure her son. Along the way, tensions, some sexual, derail and prolong the trip. Eventually the son is dropped off at the ex's home, but Joe, rather than telling his father that he is his son, says that he is instead a friend of his son, and that his son overdosed on heroin after lifelong turmoil over the absence of his biological father. With some sort of closure achieved for the boy, he returns to his mother who is preparing for an opera. Embracing, they reaffirm their love for each other, and together the son and his father, who has come to watch the performance, and who now knows Joe's true identity as his child, hear Caterina sing at her very best.

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No I can't