Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: I called to setup an appt today and was put on hold, okay I can hold but 9 min later come on! I hang up call right back and they help right away to setup my appt she was very efficient making me an appt with her bad attitude I say thank you and goodbye and all I hear is a phone hanging up SMH I'm only going because I have a gift card I hope when I go in I don't get more of this poor service
Q: positive

A: This is my go-to bar that a friend who's a local introduced me to and we go here almost everytime I'm in Vegas. It has that standard pub look to it, and it seems roomier inside than from what you see in the front. The live band always plays great covers. I know I've sang along to some Oasis and U2 there. And I always leave this bar satisfied and really drunk. A good tip that one of the waitresses told us was that when you're at the outside patio and get your drinks served there, you don't have to pay the entertainment tax.
Problem: What would be an example of an positive (OPTIONS:
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Answer: We love V's, and all the guests we've taken have loved it too. Food, service, views all excellent !!
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Output: All the used records here are basically beat up dollar bin records priced at $5 and up. Bad customer service too. Not coming back.
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output: I made a reservation online with OpenTable requesting a nice quiet booth/table and when we arrived we were seated immediately. Sadly, we found ourselves next to a rowdy crew of professionals led by a particulary boisterous yuppie that had plenty of Tuesday Night Steam to blow off. Service was suspect, it took at least 10 minutes for our waitress to introduce herself and take drink orders. As mentioned by another reviewer, the bread was not as tasty or as fresh as I would expect from a swanky place. Think Safeway Desperation French Bread discounted on Sunday afternoon after it hasn't sold all week. We waited close to an hour for our entrees. When they did arrive they were tasty--but very, very small and I was left quite hungry. Beware getting your heart set on the online menu or the items within it; the menu changes quite frequently(for better or worse). I ordered a dram of Ardbeg single malt and the $14 pour was extremely small. On the bright side, they randomly brought out spoonfuls of similarly random ingredients thrown together that actually tasted good. The cotton candy was cool for about 3 seconds but then just seemed gimmicky. Its just cotton candy, folks. Overall, we were quite disappointed and won't be returning.
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day 17 already i think of that song. should i stay or should i go now. if i stay there will be trouble. if i go there will be double. i miss my family already and waking up to an empty house in vegas. maybe i should have stayed in portland longer. but the idea of me staying anywhere too long sounds dreadful and me leaving places seems to upset others. my dad is getting really old... damn i feel worthless today. like i haven't accomplished anything in a while. i'm hungry. i need a burrito. i came here on the recommendation of a friend i am staying with. without jiu jitsu friend and yelp friends i would be really screwed. this place is in an area thats being bulldozed and redeveloped. the inside is typical mexican taco spot. the burritos are huge and cheap! very cheap. i had a chorrizo burrito for breakfast and now i need a nap.