QUES: This morning the Spouse took Emily out for her morning squeeze . She 's reached a new phase in her dog - development : the sniffy phase . And this morning , as I 'd feared for some time , she sniffed in a foxtail . This is potentially life - threatening situation , as the damned things can get lodged in the dog 's twisty nasal passages and cause infections that can move into the brain and other squishy bits ( I ' ve heard rumors of foxtails moving directly into the brain , but I ' m not sure this is n't an urban myth ) .

Question with options: What may happen if my dog starts to sniff foxtail ?
OPTIONS:
- It may start to develop health issues .
- The foxtail wo nt be able to penetrate the dog .
- The dogs body will absorb the foxtail .
- The dog will not develop any problems .
ANS: It may start to develop health issues .
Problem: Well Tropical Storm Fay has come and gone . Here in Port St Lucie as bad as it was it was n't near as bad as what the storm did just north of us in Melbourne and the Palm Coast area . After Fay left out area she stalled along the cost for about 12 hours and then moved back inland at 5 mph .

What state does this story take place ?
OPTIONS:
- None of the above choices .
- Florida
- Georgia
- Maine

A: Florida
Question:
While I was an idiot for drinking so much , if I had n't I think I would have been in some serious trouble . Of course , if I had n't drunk so much in the first place , I probably never would have fallen . Anyway , my roommate nearly had a heart attack .
Answer the following question: What may have happened after drinking so much ?
OPTIONS:
- None of the above choices .
- I would fall asleep on the couch .
- I would have gotten hurt by falling .
- I would drink some more beer .
Answer:
I would have gotten hurt by falling .
Question:
I was whiney , lonesome , Jobless , no girlfriend , no fear , Hanging out with friends almost daily , having fun . All of these seems still feel so fresh to me and so natural . Almost to the point where I wish I had them back . But now , I am whiney , lonesome , have a job , a girlfriend , fear , no hanging out with friends , rarely have the same fun I use to have .

What type of mental state is the narrator in ?
OPTIONS:
- They are having fun .
- They are very sad .
- They are with friends .
- None of the above choices .
Answer:
They are very sad .
IN: so after a stupid 8 hour shift i decided to go to pedros grad party . i actually do nt want to kill him anymore ! he was really nice to me .
How may I feeling during this post ?
OPTIONS:
- Tired
- None of the above choices .
- Anxious
- Sad

OUT: Tired
Meh .. He 'll get over it ... Secondly , years ago , my Mom told me a NASTY Dirty joke ... Which I used on Tuesday afternoon to get myself out of a speeding ticket . A speeding ticket I actually deserved , considering I was pushing 175 km / h in a 90 zone just outside of golden , however , I am distracting myself .

OPTIONS:
- None of the above choices .
- The cop was likely entertained by the joke .
- The cop was likely confused by the joke .
- The cop was likely offended by the joke .
Answer the following question: Why would telling a nasty joke get the narrator out of a ticket ?
The cop was likely entertained by the joke .