Write an article based on this "Get a sheet of paper and make an origami water bomb. Use a speed loader or funnel and load it to about three fourths capacity with plastic 6mm BBs. Take a GREEN fused firecracker and place it in the water bomb's hole fuse side up (or use a bottle rocket with the stick removed). Place the rocket fuse side up through the water bomb's hole in the top. Be very careful with it. (NOTE:"
article: The explosion CAN set the paper on fire. Don't use too strong of an explosive, make sure it can't do any serious damage if something goes wrong)

Write an article based on this "Use surgery as a last resort. Know the pros and cons of GBS. Consult with a physician or doctor. Determine if the lost weight is worth the sacrifice. Schedule and prepare for the procedure. Attend all follow-up appointments and follow your doctor's instructions."
article: Undergoing surgery to lose weight is a drastic step to take and has the potential to be dangerous. Try every other available method of losing weight before even considering undergoing gastric bypass surgery. There are benefits and disadvantages to undergoing gastric bypass surgery, so it is important to know what benefits it provides as well as the drawbacks associated with the surgery. The pros include: You can lose weight very quickly It provides weight loss solutions when other solutions don't work It limits your appetite when you are lacking self-control It requires little to no physical effort The cons are: The surgery is dangerous, expensive, and may not be covered by your insurance You can rupture your stomach if you eat too much Your stomach can stretch out over time, meaning the surgery is not permanent It does not solve the underlying issues of weight gain It can lead to severe dietary deficiencies A medical professional may be able to help you lose weight without undergoing gastric bypass surgery. He or she may recommend alternative treatments, diets, therapies or workout programs that will help you avoid the complications and limitations of gastric bypass surgery. Also, some people who would be prime candidates for gastric bypass surgery are actually too large to undergo the procedure. This is an equally important reason to visit your doctor and discuss the realities of surgery as a solution to your weight problem. A doctor will tell you if you are an eligible candidate for gastric bypass surgery and should also inform you of the limitations you will face after the surgery. These limitations often include extremely limited ability to intake food, severe dietary restrictions on the types of food you can eat, and discomfort in the stomach during or after eating. Gastric bypass surgery is not to be taken lightly. It is an invasive medical procedure that will require you to take time off of work for recovery and will likely require the assistance of a friend or family member in the hours and days after your procedure. So, be sure to plan ahead. Once you have undergone the gastric bypass surgery, you will need to closely follow your doctor's recommendations for recovery to ensure a successful outcome. Also, gastric bypass surgeries require follow-up appointments to gauge how you are recovering from the procedure. If you are undergoing this procedure ostensibly to improve your appearance, be aware that other surgeries are often required to remove excess skin and to reshape the affected area so that it will be pleasing to the eye.

Write an article based on this "Brainstorm your ideas. Know your purpose. Know your reader. Research the topic."
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Before you start your letter, brainstorm. Make sure it states what you want, why you want it, reasons why it should be granted, and any arguments against you. Is this really the topic you want? Getting your ideas down can help you clearly draft your letter and fully understand your position on the topic. Start by using this: I want to persuade my audience to my purpose. Exchange my audience with who you want to persuade and my purpose with what it is you want to persuade them to do. After you have established that, ask yourself: Why? List the reasons why you want your audience to do what you want them to do. After you brainstorm reasons, sort them by importance. Place all the important details into a column, then place all the less important details in another column. This step helps you narrow your reasoning so you emphasize the relevant, salient points. Make sure you know exactly what you want or need. What are you trying to accomplish? What do you want to happen? When you are figuring out your purpose, think about any solutions that you can offer. Analyzing and understanding your audience will help you decide how you should frame your letter. If possible, determine if your reader agrees with you, disagrees with you, or is neutral. This will help you decide how much weight should be placed on each side of your argument. Try to find a real person to address your letter to. Who are they, and what power do they really have to help you? How are they going to change your mind? Will they just pass along your complaint? How should you address them? Are they in a senior or functionary position? Talk to them according to their position. Try to discover what beliefs and biases the reader has about your topic. What disagreements might arise between you and your reader? How can you present a counterargument respectfully? Figure out what concerns your reader might have with the topic. Do they have limited funds to distribute? Are they directly affected by the topic? How much time do they have to consider your document? Think about the kind of evidence your reader will need in your argument to be persuaded. Effective persuasive letters contain factual evidence and information that supports the position. Make sure to consider multiple points-of-view. Don't just research your side; mention the contrary opinion and facts surrounded it. Use facts, logic, statistics, and anecdotal evidence to support your claim. Don't come out and say the other side is wrong; instead, be respectful as you explain why your position is stronger and deserves notice.