Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: Service & food sucked. Walked in with a group of 13 people and was told by the bus boy to seat ourselves. After literally 10 minutes, we were finally able to sit down after my family members rearranged different tables around to accommodate. Not once during this whole time did the servers offer to help; instead, they walked around us pretending to be busy (the restaurant was almost completely empty). I made the mistake of ordering fish tacos in Arizona... The tilapia was disgustingly FISHY and no amount of squeezed lemon was able to save it. I also had to ask for more corn tortillas from the kitchen because the original ones that came wrapped around it were completely soaked through from the rice and beans (to the point where I couldn't even pick them up--they all fell apart). Margaritas were ok, as were the salsa, chips & quesadilla that we had as apps. Came here last year (when we again stayed at the Wig Wam Resort across the street) and forgot about how less than mediocre this place was. If it wasn't for my FIL not wanting to drive, we definitely wouldn't come back here. Now we know. Blegh.
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A: I hate giving places such horrendous reviews, but each and everyone deserves it -- they honestly do not seem to care about customers or their satisfaction. I am giving this place 2 stars instead of 1, simply because they play all the UFC PPV's and only charge a cover for the huge profile events. They also have an enormous amount of giant TV's. Yah for that! Now the negatives: 1) My friend ordered a Guacamole burger, cooked medium (he even made sure to state the Guacamole part firstly and lastly) - they forgot the guacamole and it was cooked to a rubber crisp. Couldn't get ahold of our waiter to fix it. 2) I got garlic fries (which I have ordered from this waitress before), and they came out with the wrong variety of fries! The menu even states shoe string and not curly fries. When I asked about the curly fries, she lied DIRECTLY to my face and said that they have ALWAYS used curly fries. WTF, seriously?! Shady crossed eyed woman. 3) They stopped carrying Guinness on draft (which was unknown to me). I ordered one expecting draft, but the waiter brought out a can with a WARM glass fresh from the washer. Thanks for telling me it was in a can before hand, NOT, and thanks for the piss warm glass to pour my non-draft Guinness in, NOT! 4) Just to keep this rant to a minimun, here is the last thing. My friend tipped $X.XX amount for the bill. He just checked out his credit card statement and guess what, THE WAITER CHANGED WHAT HE TIPPED AND FILLED OUT AN AMOUNT SHE WANTED. I hope this place burns. I rather see another crummy McDonalds here than a place that commits CREDIT CARD FRAUD. That felt good to get out of my system and keep this in mind the next time you decided to try and visit this place. Check those credit card charges from this place, they are criminals.
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer: A couple of my friends wanted to take me out to breakfast today. I wanted to try this place. They're locally owned, and the menu looked good. I got a combo of pancakes, bacon and potatoes. It has a place name, which I don't remember. Everything was so dry. I HATE it when a restaurant parcels out the syrup in little containers. Just put a pitcher of syrup on my table, please. Extra syrup could not render the pancakes finish-able. The potatoes were also likewise very dry. I only finished the bacon. I didn't order, since I was the birthday guest, but it looks like you order your food and coffee at separate counters. Is that the case? And if so, is that necessary? Do I really want to stand in 2 lines for my breakfast? No. I don't even want to stand in one line. Unless that line is at Matt's. Around 11:00, the music got so loud I had trouble hearing my friends talking. And there were a LOT of kids there, if you're into that thing. Also, I have had TERRIBLE reflux all day. And that's all I've eaten today. Just saying.
Input: OPTIONS:
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Generate a positive review for a place
Output: We went to Moon Valley Nurseries first, mostly due to their aggressive advertising. So glad we got disgusted and came here instead. Excellent customer service, beautiful plants and lots of knowledge. We got exactly what we were looking for without paying DOUBLE at Moon Valley. We will be coming here for all of our landscaping needs.
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output: These people could give a rats ass about you. Ok Ok the girl at the check in was very sweet but that's where it stopped. First I walked in to what seemed like a cattle call. Mass amounts of people in the waiting room, never a good sign. And yes, I waited 40 minutes past my appointment time. Then a grouchy nurse/assistant called me to the room and acted annoyed by what I was there for when I clearly stated it when I made the appointment. Finally Dr. Bellue (not spelt correct) comes in to the room. Uhh....did I just wait for that long to be quickly passed over by this doctor who's talking to me like a 2 year old?? Seriously she spent 2 minutes with me and then ran out before I could even ask questions. Now I'm an assertive person so she had to be quick to get past me. I would NEVER return or suggest this place to anyone. Did I mention that to make an appointment you have to call some generic number where it takes them forever just to place you in the location you want?? Ya, pure joy as you can see. DO NOT bother.
Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A:
For what was supposed to be on the nicer scale of hotels on the strip I was very disappointed. I guess that a bribe is needed for a decent room to be had, forget the fact we paid over $350 for two nights. We were placed at the 21st floor and had a view of the back of buildings. I do not suggest this hotel if you are going to ever put on your make up, the yellow lighting was awful, and all over the room. I figured out that the mirror on the door was better than the bathroom mirror due to the yellow lighting being lessened at that area. Also, several machines in the casino were down and the guy running the roulette table wasn't very friendly at all. We ended up spending more time in Ceasars than our own hotel. The "Le" everything actually became the joke of the weekend. Its ridiculously cheesy, never mind the romance, which our room wasn't very sexy at all. I actually think they gave us a handicap suite. Over all, the Stratosphere beat them when I stayed there last. In room, staff and price. I cannot see the reasoning behind this hotel having a 4 star rating, especially with the amenties being far and few. (15 for internet? come'on. La Quinta has free wifi. ) Its best feature was the location, because you truly are in the heart of the strip, however I think I will try some place else next time, they did not impress..