For those of you who ' ve wondered if I fell off the turnip truck on the way to town , nothing as lucky as that . I had my gall bladder out and ended up at home with a nasty staph infection . I never realized how serious the superbug crisis was until it happened to me .
Answer the following question: Why is the narrator feeling ill ?

They are having issues with their stomach .

And if it does n't work , well , back to the drawing board . From the moment we became sports fans , we ' ve been conditioned to hate the uniform . It started early with the Dodgers . Being Giants fans , no matter who played for LA , we had to hate them . Take the entire Giants 25-man roster , put them in Dodger Blue and we 'd root against them any day of the week . And while the Giants - Dodgers is a pretty decent rivalry , there are some out there that tear apart families , torch friendships and make you shit blood .
Answer the following question: What if their favorite baseball player is traded to the Dodgers ?

They would instantly dislike them

Screw them for spoiling our fun ! I ' m starting to like beach volleyball , shall play more often . So much for all the fun we had ... there 's a saying that goes : Goods things do nt last . I guess that s pretty much true .
Answer the following question: What might the I do after this day ?

I will play more beach volleyball .

So , the NYT just published their architectural review of the Beijing Olympic Stadium . It 's a glowing review . Many of you have already seen the stadium , and surely anyone who watches the Opening Ceremonies this week will see it as well . It is nicknamed the " Bird 's Nest " for the threads of steel that compose the outside of the stadium . The Chinese are very , very proud of the stadium , and see it as a symbol of their nations ' progress .
Answer the following question: What year may it currently be ?
2008