Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

A woman with long black hair is talking to the camera. She
twirls up the hoops before going back across the routine.

Someone serves up a plate of North Pole - style fried bologna for himself and puts it on the breakfast bar. The kid
gets to the back of the van.

She puts the new tire on. She
places the bar on the ski and slides the bike card with it.