Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer: Baked good just okay and the service was very poor. Customers weren't acknowledged and the staff was wandering around doing various odd jobs and talking and chatting among themselves. BIG disappointment.

Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer: I ate at this place a few times a few years ago, and this dish was/is memorable: Chuletas Con Chile Rojo ~ Just like Nana used to make...two pork chops grilled then simmered in a spicy red chile sauce. Served with rice, whole beans, warm flour tortillas, and green chile salsa on the side. $12.50 I had that every time, and it ROX. Always enough to take home some after getting full. Worth the trip. Salsa and chips were good too.

Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer:
CLOSED for over 2 years! Come on Yelp, delete this place already! Sheeesh!!