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An example of an negative review: Interesting business indeed, the place is setup like a hangout for either vampires or individuals with hangovers except that terrible music they play is turned up way too loud for the latter. Really, the only thing this place has going for it is the fact that there are indeed worse places out there. To start, the staff are completely lackadaisical and couldn't care less about you being there. Second, not only is the menu a complete fail but the food itself is even worse. On a nutritional scale the fair scores about a 2 yet it is not even remotely enjoyable. The food seriously has zero flavor, if they changed to strictly boiled chicken with no seasoning I'd be a step up. This place takes the cake for the least flavorful food of any restaurant I've ever been to. To boot the seating is as uncomfortable as could be found anywhere and the bar is pretty weak as well. I'm not quite sure of the reason for this restaurant's existence.

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An example of an positive review: During my dumpling hopping, I made it a point to stop at Qing Hua. I suggest you come after lunch as the soup dumplings are not available during lunch. I ordered the Lamb and Coriander dumplings, Beef and Onion dumplings, and Sea Urchin Soup Dumplings. These dumplings are a little different from Mai Xiang Yuan as they come out in Bamboo Steamers and actually have soup inside! I preferred the steamed dumplings to the boiled dumplings but the fried dumplings at MXY were better. The Lamb and Coriander was really fresh and the flavor was BAM in your face but the Beef and Onion dumplings were kinda boring. I expected a little more POW from the Uni Soup Dumplings but still a relatively good deal since they do put in half a piece of uni in each soup dumpling. I was hoping the Uni was wrapped tightly on the top so the flavors didn't get diluted so much. Still a very good visit when in Chinatown!

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An example of an negative review: Stay away!..especailly from the groupon! I purchased one of the more expensive groupon packages and began attempting to call and schedule a cleaning. When my messages were never returned, I emailed...still no response. The only way I managed to get a response back was when I posted on their Facebook wall. I was able to schedule an appointment, (not when I wanted to, but fine) about three weeks out. When the appointment day/time arrived (June 24th at 10am), no one came...I waited an hour then looked back at the Facebook page, planning to leave another message there. I wound up finding a phone number there and sent a text. I was told that I'd receive a call on Monday to "fix" the problem. Monday and Tuesday came and went with no call. It is now Wednesday and I'm fed up. Will get money back from Groupon. If you have one I'd suggest doing the same. Even if you do manage to get an appointment, who says they'll show? Total waste of time and money. Worst customer service ever. Companies choose how many groupons to sell. If you can not service number of groupons sold, DON'T SELL THAT MANY!!! THAT IS FRAUD!!! It would not be difficult for this type of business to staff up for this type of event either. They just want to take your money and run. Criminals!

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An example of an negative review: ALERT! ALERT! ALERT! DO NOT RENT FROM THIS COMPANY UNLESS YOU: A). Like to be berated, belittled, and generally spoken to as if you are a liar. B) Consider standing in a long line of people (that never moves) a good way to spend an afternoon. C) Enjoy the punishment of finally getting through that line only to go out to the car lot to discover an equally long line of people who are waiting on invisible cars. D) Like the idea of getting to "prep and clean" the car you just rented....because Dollar doesn't. E) Love the smell of embedded vomit in the floor mats F) Prefer to drive around in a filthy, pre-dented vehicle. G) Love minivans---despite what you think you are renting. H) Want to feel much happier about the crappy place you currently work. I) Want to dramatically improve your opinion about your own coworkers--Dollar redefines what a shitty employee REALLY is. J) Like to play "guess what that weird noise is" coming from the fill-in-the-blank here (dash, seat, window, engine compartment, etc.). K) Love that little rush you get when you open the trunk hoping there won't be a dead body crammed in it (that was likely overlooked by the "detailers"). This is the worst rental car company and specifically the worst location in the entire United States. Read all the other reviews. We were fools for trying...(or maybe believing?) that our experience would be better. IT WAS NOT. I am an Express member (so I can avoid the 2-3 hour wait in the line), HOWEVER they seldom have cars available for express members and the paperwork has never been ready or right. Worse, they have not had an agent there to receive the car upon return. As a result, Dollar has repeatedly marked my return time much later than it actually was (thereby overcharging me for the time out), and on top of that, they never have the rate correct based on my reservation. Update: when I finally spoke to customer service they refused to credit my account, told me they couldn't "believe" me when I told them what time I returned the car, and then asked that I provide them with a copy of my airline ticket and boarding pass in order to "prove" that I returned the car at the time I stated. Of course, my flight time was after my rental car return time...and they said they could only go by my flight departure time--a ridiculous notion since you need to be at the airport two hours prior to departure time. WORST CUSTOMER SERVICE EXPERIENCE---EVER. Dollar is by far the best....at being the worst. They crush their competition at berating and belittling their customers. In fact, they could "drive" circles around their competition in terms of horrible customer service...except they don't have any cars available. Obviously they are short staffed and poorly trained. Despite repeated messages and emails from me simply requesting that someone...anyone...contact me to correct their errors.....I have never been called or contacted. I do get their daily emails reminding me to rent from them again. DO NOT RENT FROM THIS LOCATION UNLESS YOU WANT TO START YOUR TRIP WITH A TREMENDOUS WAIT/DELAY and end it with no service and an overcharged rate. Sorry Dollar. You suck so, so, sooooo bad here.