Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: This place is miserable. From a business perspective, they are geniuses. If I could open a supermarket in the middle of a college campus, with a 100% markup and mediocre quality, I suppose I would. I wouldn't be able to sleep at night, but I'd be rich, bitch. If you're trapped on campus, at least go to the newer grocery.
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A: I really hate to do this, and I will be happy to edit my review if somebody from this DD can tell me WHY EVERY time I have gone to the drive-thru, they screw up my order? First the walkie talkie thing was broken so you had to sit there and yell for 5 min to get someone to ask for the order. Then they took half an hour and they never had any donuts early in the morning. Okay okay I said. They just opened up! Give them a break. Well guess what. I pay 6 or 7 bucks on Saturdays and Sundays and EVERY time, they give me a freaking egg/cheese english muffin with HAM. I don't ask for any ham on it. It is ON the menu without ham. Why, why, whyyyyyy do you put ham on it? One day I sent it back and all they did was take the damn ham off it. Yes they did. Plus all the times I get to work ready to eat and I remember that I shouldn't have left that window without checking.... but there it is. HAM on my freaking sandwich! I made a complaint online. Nobody ever got back to me, they don't give a crap. Only reason I go there now is for the hash brown bites, which are a little bite of heaven!
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer: Friendly staff! But... The cookies, cakes, etc were not only overrated, but not even yummy. I got a couple cookies and they were all rock hard. Seriously, a cookie from a famous bakery?! Don't get me wrong, I love Cake Boss and was excited to go, but I was totally disappointed with even the basic baked goods.
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Output: Good California Chix sandwich and Carolina Burger. They serve sandwiches "dry", so you have to add condiments. And they are shy with the ketchup!
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output: Such a wonderful place to eat!!! Besides the decor being so fantastic,,,the food is great!!!!! We have been twice now and both times, got the yummy dip-trio with has queso, quac with an avocado cream, and a sausage queso dip with fresh hot chips. First time I tried the tortilla soup which was authentic and really tasty. The next time, I tried my test for all Mexican restaurants,,,,chile rellenos. The rellenos are some of the best I have ever tried and you can fill them with cheese or tender shredded beef. The beef is outstanding and I did one of each but next time will probably do all beef it is so good. Both times we have also had very friendly service. Definitely going to go back because I have to try their margarita ((another of my tests for Mexican restaurants))-I will let u know how good they are) and they have a tres leches cake that I am dying to try also!!!!!!!!
Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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I don't really like to review anything but food. However, I just had to write about this Hojo. Listen, I didn't expect much from a room under 50 bucks but...come on man! Everything was cheaply okay until the man in the lobby, Andy, who was nice, made a bad excuse for the joint. I questioned my address on the bill to which he explained that it was the address for Expedia, since the reservation was made via Expedia. Andy went on to tell me, "Do you know how much Expedia paid for the room." "Doesn't really matter to me" I said. "$39. The rest is fees you pat them." He told me anyway. "This is why I have to give you the room you get." He went on. "Okay." I said and now wondered what he meant by that. I get to the room which is the first one next to the lobby. It must have been a storage closet before. LOL. No, really, I laughed out loud and said really?! The room was just big enough to crush the queen size bed into it with a miscellaneous door on the side wall blocked by a long useless table. There was also a round table and chair between the bed and the bathroom and a bedside table. Why all the table is beyond me. The bathroom was fine with a small shower. The decor was 20+ years out dated and the smell was musty and that goes for the pillow cases too. BUT...here's the kicker. It's 2013 and the TV was from 1982 at best. No lie. No joke. I had to bang it to get a picture on the little 20 inch screen. I'm surprised it wasn't black and white. ...and Andy. It's not because of Expedia that the room is as it is. It simply because someone is too CHEAP to upgrade this establishment to $50 a night worthiness. Howard Johnson would NOT be proud. I gave it 2 stars because Andy was a nice fella and I just needed a bed. But do not toss blame where it does not belong. Take responsibility for the cheapness.