Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: I really wanted to like this place. The room had all of the "extras" that you would expect from a five-star hotel - jacuzzi near the bed, large bathroom with full shower and even a washing machine, full kitchen, living/sitting area and hello....push a button and the floor-to-ceiling view of Las Vegas turns into a shade where you can project the flat-screen TV (and there were 5 of them in the suite) for a larger than life view. Where it fell down was the basics. When you arrive, there's really no signage for self-park. I assume you park where the normal "Planet Hollywood" hotel guests park, which is a bit of a hike to the towers. Also, when I checked in, their system didn't have my reservation, which I made on Orbitz two days prior. There was some broken furniture in the room (not really a deal breaker, just a panel of glass on a cabinet and shower head and bathroom mirror...) When we checked out, getting from our room on the 18th floor to the lobby was a nightmare...obviously everyone else was checking out and the elevators wouldn't stop on our floor, and if they did, they were absolutely packed with people. And the valet/bell desk wasn't prepared for the amount of people that were coming to check out/leave. I may give this place another chance, but for the price...not sure I got my money's worth.
Q: negative

A: Heard about it from friends. Went there with our 4 year old and 1 year old, who both have been to more restaurants to date than I did by 18. Ordered Beef Carpaccio for $13 as an app, Chicken pasta with an olive oil sauce for $13 and a Chicken Sandwich. Everything arrived at the same time, not with the Carpaccio out first. For $13 I would have expected better carpaccio. It was drenched in olice oil and had some lettuce shreds around it and some shaved parmesan. At Flemings, I can get cheaper carpaccio that is a larger portion and tastes devine with a mustard aioli. This was blah. The pasta consisted of low quality penne, not made fresh and more olive oil. It sucked. The sliced chicken on top was very flavorful. My wife's chicken sandwich was uninspired, with what appeared to be thousand island dressing on it. It did have a side salad with a really tasty dressing (with dijon perhaps). Overall, the people working there were pleasant. The food was pedestrian and overpriced. Wont be going back.
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer: If you're craving Chinese food, this is the closest you'll get to it on the strip. Although, I can't really blame them entirely for being below par because mostly tourists come here and they have no incentive to improve their dishes...or more accurately resemble authentic dishes. I suggest ordering the BEEF CHOW FUN, which I think is the dish that is made most accurately to beef chow fun in authentic Chinese restaurants. The service really sucks- the only people in the restaurant were my boyfriend and I and it took us forever to find someone to fill our tea pot and get check. All the waiters were doing something in the back. Obviously they didn't appreciate our business even though we were the only ones there...
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Output: So this might be the only bubble tea place in Madison but its honestly not that great at all. I got a bubble tea with almond and mango flavoring with tapioca pearls. Usually the tea is smooth and devoid of large ice chunks but this tea was full of ice. I honestly could not get tapioca and the ice to fit into my straw. Maybe it was just a bad day but the tea was horrible and I threw pretty much all of it out.
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output: How do I hate thee? Let me count the ways. Seriously. I hate this McDonalds. I'm obsessed with McDonald's breakfast and I'm a fatty so I come here every morning before class. Out of the million times I've come here, I've gotten the right order THREE TIMES. I'm not exaggerating. I'm DEAD serious. I know it seems confusing why I would continue to come here after all those mess ups but I had no choice since I'm addicted to their breakfast and it's the closest to my classes. Idk if there's an issue with management or with the workers but they need to shape up.
Q: negative

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A local pal and I get together twice a month for breakfast or lunch, depending on our mood. I suggested the Iowa Cafe as I'd heard the fuss about the 'home cookin' and was genuinely excited to try it. Walkin' in, I found it to be exactly what you'd think the place would look like...just a plain down-home setting with myriad Iowa items pegged about the walls. And our waitress was a charmer, who made sure we felt welcomed. My pal Dave ordered breakfast while I ordered lunch. My choice was their 'Iowa Special' turkey sandwich. The price was almost $8.00, which led me to believe I'd be getting home-cooked roast turkey. After all, it was their 'special.' I also ordered a cup of chili, as is my habit when the weather cools. Our food arrived promptly. Dave's breakfast came out first and I was mighty impressed with the pancakes: They were huge. The egg and sausage looked OK...except the portions were considerably smaller. Less than a minute later my sandwich arrived. After the lady set it down and left, I had to do a double-take as it was mighty small. In fact, it looked like the bread came from an outlet store on sale day. Compounding my disappointment was the turkey itself. It was what I call 'turkey jello'...the crap you get at the supermarket in the lunch-meat section for 99 cents a pound sealed in a plastic pouch. It's the stuff that might legally be called turkey (after the bleaching, processing and flavors are added) but it sure wasn't what I'd be proud to put on my menu for $7.59. In fact, I'd probably have second thoughts about offering it to folks on medical marijuana! I was, as the Brits say, gobsmacked. I was hungry however and did get through half the sandwich. By that time the jello had warmed up a bit...and you could clearly taste the sourness in the alleged turkey, indicating it was very close to expiration. Yucco. I didn't make a fuss nor bring my thoughts to management's attention because it was clear that their faux turkey was what they wanted to serve. They were actually geeked when they put it on the table. Like it was a work of art. If it was a work of art, it was Art the mechanic down the street who didn't have a food servers license. The good: the chili had promise. And the Pepsi products were served in 24 ounce cups. And there was a pickle and a bag of chips on the plate. And our waitress asked that if we needed anything else, 'just holler hon.' So one star for the waitress and one star for the cool old-school interior. And no stars for Art the mechanic who stopped by Fry's and bought the turkey jello.