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An example of an negative review: My fellow Yelpers...DO NOT STAY AT THE LUXOR...I repeat DO NOT STAY AT THE LUXOR...The is one of WORST Hotel stays I have ever encounter. First, off the front desk was not friendly at all rushed us into the so call "bargain" upgrade room I received before arriving. Unfortunately, it was the beginning of a nightmare stay. The jacuzzi had "PUBIC HAIRS" in it, the bathroom fan did not work and the door did not work when you tried to get in your room. When I called to complain they only were going to come up and clean the jacuzzi. I told them that was not acceptable after getting a visual of that HAIR!! Then I spoke to Management then they upgraded us again which was okay just more space. But my experience in this upgrade was awful as well....housekeeping never bother to clean our room for 2 days. Not to mention the SMOKE that came into the room all day. The only thing the Hotel thought they would do for us is refund $35 upgrade forget about the running around and cleaniness of room. PLEASE DON'T STAY AT THE LUXOR YOU WILL REGRET IT!!

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An example of an positive review: I recently purchased CPR Manikins and a few first aid items. I had ordered online and once I was finished I had a few corrections that needed to be made. I called the customer service 800 number and they gal there assisted me with great ease. I received my order in 4 business days contrary to the 3-7 as stated on the website which was a huge plus as I had a class that weekend and couldn't splurge on expedited shipping. =) . All items are just as described. Thank you CPR Savers & staff .... this site comes highly recommended!!

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An example of an positive review: I have never seen a Gyro restaurant in a shopping mall's court yard before... so of course I ate here! I ordered the Gyro Burger and noticed a tray of baklava (naturally, I ordered one of those as well). Now, the only problem I had with Gyro Express was that I didn't feel like my food came in an 'express'-like manner. It was slow and in a food court... slow is BAD! But, I saw them cut meat off the roast, so I know my meal was fresh to order (is that the correct phrase?). The only other place in that food court that takes a while to complete your order is Steak Escape. The Gyro Burger was outstanding, if I wasn't in a hurry... I'd say it was 'worth the wait.' Now, that baklava... that was AH-Mazing! It was a huge piece, first of all. It was delicious, second of all. And third of all, the pastry portion was flaky. It may have been the best baklava I've ever had and will definitely entice me to stop back for more (even if that ends up being the only reason... a craving for baklava).

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An example of an negative review: I can not believe what you guys just wrote. Your comment back from my response is horrible!! I asked you, "should I still come?" I am not an expert with my hair. I had highlighted hair already, yes. But I needed the roots retouched. What Britney did was not to re highlight the hair, it was already pretty blond. I needed the roots retouched. I am not the hair stylist. She is. Yes, you called me at 12:15. We hung up after 2-3 mins of talking. I said about 8 min. If you figure, that's about 12:25. I arrived at 12:30. It's tivoli. There are a couple red lights. You should of told me to reschedule. You're the manager! Even if I arrive in 5 min, that's not much difference. Pick up your phone! Keeps going to voicemail there. I can never reach anybody when I call which leaves me playing voicemail tag with you people!! Next time you reschedule someone on the phone, send an email confirmation. Don't just leave a voicemail saying same time Tuesday. Which time??? Our first time or our second time? Need I upload your voicemail too??!?! Total worst place in the world!! Now you got me on the next horrific level!! Horrible!!! Again you said sorry you were late or sorry for the confusion. Just something empathic is all your business needs to do to support good customer service! Customer Service is THE WORST I've ever experienced. Worst. Worst. Worst! And I don't like giving bad reviews but you guys just took me to the next level.