Problem: Write a positive (OPTIONS:
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A: My ice water is literally the perfect temperature and I'm waiting on my roast beef sandwich!
Q: positive

A: Bought a Groupon for a facial for the wifey and surprised her with a trip to Facelogic. She came out glowing, relaxed and happy. That is hands down a winner for me. Happy wife = happy life. 'Nuff said.
Problem: What would be an example of an positive (OPTIONS:
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Answer: Right beside Easter Road stadium lies a hidden gem in Edinburgh. A beautiful little park with a big pond running parallel. Lets start with the wonderful view. You can see for miles up into the hills and get a great view of Arthur's Seat (not that it's hard to miss). It's smack bang in the middle between the cIty and the sea, so you get the fresh salty air but none of the seaguls shitting on you. Some locals give it a very bad reputation due to some reccent stabbings, but lets be honest, what park doesn't frighten an OAP? The only time you have to avoid is it is when the football is on, unless conversation with winos is your thing. Go on a nice sunny day and enjoy one of the best alternative views of Edinburgh you'll ever see.
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Output: Ok so yes, Paris does nickel & dime you a bit since there are no "in-room" amenities, but it is a beautiful establishment. The rooms are comfy, clean, and nicely decorated. Not having to pay for wifi would have been a nice treat but, not so much from them. I think it was a very nice place to stay for the weekend, and they give you a decent coupon book when you check in with some great deals to be had. This included a free ride for 2 to the top of the eiffel tower - superb! All of the staff we dealt with were very polite and helpful. It was a very good experience.
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output: I must apologize in advance as this review will be extremely short and will link to someone else's. The reason is that I am currently writing a very thorough letter to Yelp to enable 0 star ratings for this business. For more info on our experiences (I went with a group of 6), check out this review (http://www.yelp.com/biz/spirit-airlines-las-vegas#hrid:zvZRzf_Jf_fZvOwCw0SdkQ). If Spirit doesn't win the coveted award for "Worst Business in History." I'll have zero faith in humanity. Heck, I am more than willing to join the Occupy Spirit movement if there is one starting. BTW, major props to the person who took the picture of the "Escape" sign. That's what you'll want to do after learning they charge $30 (cheapest fee) for carry-on luggage.
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My companion raved about this restaurant for quite some time. She raved about the quality of the food and service. I decided to try this joint and not upset her. For a eating establishment I should write about the food but I couldn't. Once we were seated I noticed a strong smell of urine at our table. I discovered the smell came from the seat cushion I was sitting on. After I moved the cushion away the offending smell still linger in my nostrils. My companion beg me not to make an issue out of it. I complied. I recalled ordering my food but I couldn't tell if it tasted good or bad. I lost my appetite. I can't believe the cleaning staff didn't noticed it. I know I won't go back to this joint and my companion will have to bear with my objection for a second visit.