Problem: I guess I wasn't surprised as it was metropolitan Travelodge, not known as exquisite. The good: Location: Next to Chinatown, easy walking distance to Old Montreal and business center, trains, busses, etc. Also a parking garage. The bad: Small rooms, only twin or double beds, unusable telephone service. American (Verizon) cell phones pay very expensive roaming fees, worse for data. No washers or dryers. No decaf coffee in room or available at front desk. The usual: Good television, nice continental breakfast facilities with extensive carbohydrate selections of bread, fruit, and cereals. A bit shy of proteins or eggs, and only place in hotel where Sanka (decaffeinated instant coffee, for you youngsters) was available, and "restaurant" only open for breakfast. Oh yeah, the carpet in room was "filthy"--to quote my wife.
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Problem: My husband and I enjoyed the dance performance and the singing. There were a lot of boobs and I'm glad to see 90% of them looks natural from small to medium size breasts. It was a classy burlesque show worth seeing for the price we paid $80 for two people.
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Problem: Dinner buffet was pricey and didnt live up to the price. The dessert selection wasnt as diverse as the one display on yelp pictures. Totally disappointed even with all the 4 stars overall reviews by yelpers.
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Problem: Wow!! I love this place! From the food to the service and music. And also a great place for a date
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positive