Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Input: Consider Input: He calls to the Waitress. The Waitress

Output: gets up and hurries pass as the waitress comes over.

Input: Consider Input: Someone continues, making slow progress. Now, she

Output: stumbles out of their rooms.

Input: Consider Input: Dressed in black with a matching leather jacket she enters avoiding their gaze and takes a seat at the far end of the conference table. She
Output: bends close and touches her ear.