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Output: I love port of subs, go literally multiple times a week but this location is a joke. Enough said.

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Output: Ahh. Forequarter. The hipster Madison atmosphere is amusing, the food has me coming back. This food here is fantastic. I have never eaten anything i have not loved here. So why the four stars one might ask? Well Yelp does not let me give 4.5 stars. But also because there are certain quirks and things that causes this. One being that while the food is pricey, but thats okay because you are paying for a concept etc. But vegetarians do get a little screwed in their options and what they get for the money. This place makes me really glad I eat meat, cause they just do it SO WELL. I don't drink alcohol with dinner often, don't know why, just is. If you don't drink alcohol you are limited to ginger beer or lemonade ( ginger beer I don't drink and lemonade was sub par). They literally don't serve soda, I understand not serving the corporate stuff, but seriously at least some local stuff or something would be appreciated. They are tiny, and immensely popular which means if you get there by 5:10 somedays you are waiting for two hours. They don't take reservations, and don't seat till your whole party get there. Despite the quirks, the food is worth it. Its innovative, yummy, full of character. The daily sausage platter is the best bang for your buck.

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Output: Love this place. Great place to grab a coffee, bite to eat and catch up on work. I usually like to go get work done after the kids go to bed. I would frequent this location more if they were open later.

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My mom used to be a manager of a Goodwill in Missouri. I have no problem with Goodwill. I love thrift shopping... but... I actually found a turd in a handbag here. No joke. It scared me. So minus three stars for the turd. I mean, the turd aside, the store is a disorganized mess.... but I kinda expect that. What I didn't expect was to find a turd in a nice handbag. Worse still, it appeared to be a human turd of intimidating size. Gross.