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Output: Ate here for dinner this week, I was super excited to try it because the menu looked great and I heart Tom Collicio on Top Chef, but the results were dissappointing. Pros: Got the domestic wagyu skirt steak, it was de-lish. The portion sizes were huge, neither me nor my friend could finish our steaks. Wine list was good (although expensive) but not just overpriced cheap wine - the wine selections were all $16+ glasses of decent wines. Cons: We were not seated until half an hour after our reservation. Generally slow and not very friendly service, the ambiance felt like a good old boys club. The waiter kept walking away while we were still talking to him. The side dishes were very plain. Spinach ($12) was just that - a big pile of cooked spinach with not much flavoring. Mushrooms ($12-16) were much the same. No presentation to the food to speak of at all. The worst part about it all was that the steak was so big that it took us a while to work our way through it, and when it got cold, the oil and grease it was cooked with kind of congealed with the fatty-ness of the meat and I just couldn't eat it anymore because it tasted so oily and fatty. If they are going to give such large portions of such fatty meat, they need to think of a way to keep it warm, or at least not let the fat congeal while you are eating it. Seemed a bit overpriced for what we got.

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Output: Very excellent taco shop serving up yummy, made with love, authentic street tacos south of the border right here in Las Vegas. OperatingHours: M-Th 9am-2am F-Sat 9am-4am I am pretty adventurous when it comes to food, and will try most things at least once plus willing to make the trip to get it. So after spending too much time in the school library and still needing to find a good late night spot to eat, I somehow found the Yelp reviews for Tacos El Gordon on the East side of Las Vegas. The reviews were all positive, and the pictures posted helped cement my decision to drive 40+ blocks down Charleston to find this tacos heaven. The place was not difficult to locate, as it was a corner unit facing the E. Charleston Blvd. The restaurant is well-lit inside, with modest decor but the tables, side garnish and drinking fountain stations are spotlessly clean. Even at 10:45pm on a quiet Wednesday night, the lines in front of the ordering counters seem to swell and ebb like the motion of the distant oceans. Luckily most here are old pros at ordering the tacos and the lines moved quickly. Even though I felt like a tourist visiting Mexico here, the friendly gentleman at the Adoboda station greeted me warmly with "what can I get you my friend?" and helped me translate their fairly straightforward and simple menu, he even helped my placed the rest of my orders at the other station when he was done fixing up my two Taco de Adobodas. By the time I was at the cash register, my red plastic tray is brimming with 6 tacos (2 Adobodas, 2 Asadas, 1 Chorizo and 1 Lengua), a plate of the grilled scallions and roasted pepper and a cup for their bottomless Horchta ($1.40) all for just under $15. Pretty sweet deal for what many reviewers are saying as very authentic Mexican street tacos. I am no taco expert, but a restaurant filled with paying Mexican and Hispanic patrons is a great endorsement and what I look for when seeking a taco shop like this. Tace de Adoboda - ("Shepherd's Style") Spicy pork with adobo seasoning slowly roasted like, and shaved off the rotating skewer into the freshly prepared homemade hot corn tortilla and topped off with the sauces, onions, cilantros. I enjoyed this the most. 5 stars! Taco de Asada - Basically a carne asada taco with the regular fixings. Taste was just okay for me, the portion of beef was generous but I felt it was a tad dry. 3 stars. Taco de Chorizo - Made with the firmer chorizo and not the kind that melts into a poodle of grease and spices. Others don't seem to care much for this taco, but I thought it was good. 4 stars! Taco de Lingua - The "tongue" taco. I really want to like this more, but it was just a little salty for my taste. Otherwise the portion of the beef tongue was also generous. I will still give it another try. 2.5 stars. The grilled scallions and roasted pepper was good and the lady behind the counter really filled the plate for me, even though I only needed like of the scallions. I might have used more if the scallions were chopped up, but I will chalk that up as being the traditional and authentic way it is served up at the street taco carts. Oh yea, the tacos here are not big and can be disposed off easily in 3-4 normal bites, but at $2 each (plus tax) and with the generous meat toppings, it is a still good yummy deal. Decor: 2/5 Very modest, but you are here first and foremost for the food, right? Food: 4/5 Overall, very pleased with the tacos here. If it is closer to me, I will likely be here at least 1-2/week, alas that is a lot of traffic lights to drive through at 35mph. Service: 5/5 For a low cost and unpretentious restaurant, the service was friendly and fast. Cleanliness: 5/5 There is something to be said about how the staff here keeps the busy front of the restaurant area spotlessly clean. Very nice! Parking: 3/5 May not find the closest parking spaces but there are many in this strip mall. Location: 3/5 Located in probably not the best part of town, but it is in a location that is surrounded by the bulk of their targeted demographic and on a heavily traversed street no less. Perhaps a bit out of the way for those living on the West side of the 15, but the drive wasn't too bad later in the evening once the traffic dies down. 4 Stars!

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Output: First things first, this place is pricey! So if you are looking to only spend $40 on two people, stop right now! You're in the wrong town for that, this is Las Vegas. This place is amazing! You definitely have to make reservations, but it's worth it! The food is heavenly! I went here with my girlfriend (her first real time in vegas, so I had to make sure her first dinner here was memorable!) and we both loved the food! I had the Beef Wellington with mashed potatoes, and she had the Salmon with mashed potatoes. Both dishes were perfect! The souffles were absolutely amazing and are highly recommended! Most of all, the service and atmosphere is extraordinary! You get to see the Bellagio water fountain from your seat, and the service is amazing! It's like they are always there to fill your drink. Hell, they clean your table with a knife! Who the hell does that? Well, these guys do and you definitely feel super human when you eat here! By the way, in case you're wondering how much a typical meal for two would be here...i'd say on average it'd be $150. In my opinion, worth every penny!

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If you like overpaying for mediocre food, while being automatically charged an 18% gratuity in exchange for apathetic and unprofessional customer service, then Paradise Cafe might just be your kind of paradise! ;) Since this is the only place open most of the time (when other places aren't), I had the misfortune of having to eat here 4 times when there were no other options available. 1. Unprofessional and apathetic staff: When the hostesses are ready to stop their personal conversation to grace me with their acknowledgement, I was seated at the bar and given a "To Go" menu which states that an automatic 18% gratuity would be added to any To Go orders. *Keep this in mind if you are in the habit of adding a tip so you don't end up double-tipping them! While waiting for my to-go food, I had the misfortune of having to witness one of the waitresses approach the hostesses with complete attitude and yelled, "Can I get a party? I been off break for 15-minutes and you ain't seated anybody in my section. You seatin' a party here and there, but I ain't got no party, so can I get a party?" She then goes over to another waitress and begins talking about the hostesses to this other waitress, while the hostesses talked smack about the waitress who chewed them out! 2. Food ranges from tolerable to inedible! Salmon & Rice (dinner) -Not bad, probably the best thing I ate on the menu. Fish Tacos -Tolerable Thai Chicken Salad -Very overdressed and not very good Bacon and Cheese Omelet (breakfast) -Omelet was GREASY and inedible! Hash browns completely flavorless. I managed to choke down the sourdough toast which was good. Overall a very unpleasant experience.