Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A: Over-priced, mediocre food and lousy service. 1. My $35 steak was dry and didn't come with anything else other than lemon and decoration. 2. Most of the waiters look like they hate their jobs. I thanked a waiter for refilling my water glass and he grumbled a very insincere "you're welcome." And yet another waiter dropped and broke a glass object behind my sister, terrifying her and my mother. He then left it there and left without a word. No "sorry" or anything. 3. Music is too darn loud. I came here to enjoy my dinner and company, not having to yell to have a conversation. Will certainly not be coming back. I could have eaten better food for a cheaper price and better service elsewhere.

Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A: Absolutely terrible service, food, and overall atmosphere. Couldn't ask for a worse location and experience. If I wanted a three-story failure I would've run into a burning building. Paying for roped off parking is also the most amazing idea.

Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A:
My companion raved about this restaurant for quite some time. She raved about the quality of the food and service. I decided to try this joint and not upset her. For a eating establishment I should write about the food but I couldn't. Once we were seated I noticed a strong smell of urine at our table. I discovered the smell came from the seat cushion I was sitting on. After I moved the cushion away the offending smell still linger in my nostrils. My companion beg me not to make an issue out of it. I complied. I recalled ordering my food but I couldn't tell if it tasted good or bad. I lost my appetite. I can't believe the cleaning staff didn't noticed it. I know I won't go back to this joint and my companion will have to bear with my objection for a second visit.