Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A: The location is so convenient, and the interior is bright and cheery but super casual (think a fast food place). The service was excellent, but the whole time I was eating my overpriced Greek Chicken Pita I was thinking there wasn't anything very Greek about it. Very bland with no sauce (it needed tzatziki or tahini) and quite a small portion. Big Fat Greek or Gyro Express serve far better fare! I won't be going back to Zoe's!

Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A: I had a detailed conversation with two employees about exterior light bulbs and both of them ensured me that the indoor bulbs that they suggested would be fine for outdoor use. The first time it rained most of the bulbs broke or cracked just as I had imagined they would. I should not have listened to the staff at this place as they seemed eager to say whatever would get me to the register to get my money.

Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A:
I went here a couple weeks ago and got the sesame chicken. I was disappointed when I saw that it wasn't chunks of chicken, but a boneless piece of chicken that was breaded, fried, and then sliced into strips. The sauce wasn't that good anyway. I won't be back.