[Q]: Objective: To cook a steak using sous vide technique without any special equipment.
[A]: Place a seasoned steak in a plastic bag. Submerge the bag under the hot water from the faucet until its air is squeezed out by the water. Place on range on low and cook for 1 hour.

[Q]: Objective: To remove self-tanner mistakes
[A]: mix a paste of baking soda and water and rub it off.

[Q]: Objective: Prevent babies from opening cabinets.
[A]: Cover locks with cookie cutters.

[Q]: Objective: To get yourself to sneeze when you've accidentally lost it,
[A]:
try looking into a bright light that makes you squint.