input: Write a positive yelp review.
output: Extremely convenient way to get to and from a Cardinals game! Highly recommend!
input: Write a negative yelp review.
output: My husband and I have always been big fans of Lowe's, so when we needed a new toilet where else would we go? They heavily promote the $99 installation, which worked for us. Through the selection and sales process they could not have been more helpful and friendly, but afterwards? I will never use Lowe's for installation ever again. I was told to expect a call within 48 hours to setup delivery and install. That call may come sooner, but they load down the contractors, so be patient. I was patient. Now, a week later, I have lost all patience. I have called the store to check in, and I am given the run around and absolutely no answer on when I can expect the call to even setup the installation. If it takes this long to SCHEDULE the installation, how long will it take for us to actually have our toilet? Called again this morning to check on the status. After the man (same nice guy who sold us the toilet!) puts me on hold for 10 minutes because he has "too much going on right now", he comes back and tells me that someone will be calling me this morning. Morning is almost over, no call, blood pressure rising...
input: Write a negative yelp review.
output:
I can only really comment on the bar. First of all I went in there around Happy Hour times and there wasn't really any good drink specials. The bartender boasted 4 dollar Mexican beers in a bottle. Not too bad, but most of the draft selection was domestic so I settled on a Pacifico. The bartender was nice initially friendly, but didn't come by to check on me at all. I don't want to be rude, but the bartender wasn't the most refined individual. After waiting for my check for my single beer, she got in a fight with the woman next to me (who she had completely over served) over the fact that she was taking lemons out of the cocktail tray while she wasn't looking. Which resulted in a shouting match between her and the intoxicated patron. Prior to getting my check the bartender asked if I knew the guy who was posted at the bar next to me. I did not, so I just shrugged. She asked if I was buying his drink since he had apparently walked out on it. After explaining that he had just taken a seat next to me, she handed me my check and I paid and left as soon as I could. The service was about as bad as it smelled on the bar side unfortunately.