The angel alligator was quite the sight! It loved to scream with all its might!

It loved to roll in mud and sun. Then it would go for a run.

But why did it run? Why did it scream?

It had a fork in its butt!

It sat in a trashcan. This was not a smart thing to do! But he did it, oh yes, oh me, oh you!

The alligator had a beard. It was a great beard. But nobody ever talked about his beard. Why? Because they would only see the fork in its butt!

But one day, the alligator made a friend. The friend needed a fork. How was he to eat his spaghetti without a fork?

But...I'm not sure a butt fork is the best way to eat spaghetti.

Do you? What are the answers to this following set of questions: 1. Why did the angel alligator scream?
2. How did that happen?
3. What facial feature did he have?
4. Did anyone notice?
5. What did they focus on instead?
6. What did the animal do next?
7. What did he require?
8. Why
9. What did the animal love to do?
10. Why did it gallop away?
Answer: 1. It had a fork in its butt
2. unknown
3. a beard
4. no
5. the fork in its butt
6. made a friend
7. a fork
8. to eat his spaghetti
9. roll in mud and sun
10. unknown

Problem: Jack had gone to the university to study history, but he kept playing all the time and at the end of his first year, his history professor failed him in his exams. He was so poor at his subject that he would have to leave the university. However, his father made up his mind that he would go to see the professor to ask him to let Jack go on his studies the next year. "He's a good boy," said the father, "and if you let him pass this time, I'm sure he'll improve a lot next year and pass the exam at the end of it really well." "No, no, that's quite impossible." said the professor at once, "Do you know, last month I asked him when Napoleon had died, and he didn't know!" "Please, sir, give him another chance." said Jack's father. "You see, I'm afraid we don't take any newspapers in our house, so none of us even know that Napoleon was ill."
1. What was Jack studying?
2. Was he in high school?
3. Where was he studying?
4. Did he pass his tests?
5. Who decided to plead for Jack to be allowed to stay in school?
6. Did the professor agree to let him stay?
7. Did the professor ask Jack a question?
8. What was it?
9. Did he know the answer?
10. Why did Jack's dad say his son didn't know the answer?
11. What does Jack do instead of studying history?
Answer: 1. history
2. No
3. the university
4. No
5. his father
6. No
7. Yes
8. when Napoleon had died
9. No
10. we don't take any newspapers in our house
11. playing all the time

question: JSTOR ( ; short for "Journal Storage") is a digital library founded in 1995. Originally containing digitized back issues of academic journals, it now also includes books and primary sources, and current issues of journals. It provides full-text searches of almost 2,000 journals. As of 2013, more than 8,000 institutions in more than 160 countries had access to JSTOR; most access is by subscription, but some older public domain content is freely available to anyone. JSTOR's revenue was $69 million in 2014.

William G. Bowen, president of Princeton University from 1972 to 1988, founded JSTOR. JSTOR originally was conceived as a solution to one of the problems faced by libraries, especially research and university libraries, due to the increasing number of academic journals in existence. Most libraries found it prohibitively expensive in terms of cost and space to maintain a comprehensive collection of journals. By digitizing many journal titles, JSTOR allowed libraries to outsource the storage of journals with the confidence that they would remain available long-term. Online access and full-text search ability improved access dramatically.

Bowen initially considered using CD-ROMs for distribution. However, Ira Fuchs, Princeton University's vice-president for Computing and Information Technology, convinced Bowen that CD-ROM was an increasingly outdated technology and that network distribution could eliminate redundancy and increase accessibility. (For example, all Princeton's administrative and academic buildings were networked by 1989; the student dormitory network was completed in 1994; and campus networks like the one at Princeton were, in turn, linked to larger networks such as BITNET and the Internet.) JSTOR was initiated in 1995 at seven different library sites, and originally encompassed ten economics and history journals. JSTOR access improved based on feedback from its initial sites, and it became a fully searchable index accessible from any ordinary web browser. Special software was put in place to make pictures and graphs clear and readable.
1. Who is William Bowen?
2. from when?
3. What is he?
4. What does JSTOR stand for?
5. when was it founded?
6. What did it originally contain?
7. and what now?
8. how many journals?
9. how many institutions?
10. how many countries?
11. What is its revenue?
12. in what year?
13. What did they originally use for distribution?
14. Who is Ira Fuchs?
15. When wre all the buildings networked at Princeton?
16. and the dorms?
17. What network were they linked with?
18. When initiated, how many library sites?
19. In what year?
20. What did the special software put in place do?
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answer:
1. president of Princeton University
2. from 1972 to 1988
3. JSTOR's founded
4. Journal Storage
5. 1995.
6. digitized back issues of academic journals
7. it now also includes books and primary sources, and current issues of journals
8. 2,000 journals
9. 8,000 institutions
10. 160 countries
11. $69 million
12. 2014
13. CD-ROMs
14. Princeton University's vice-president
15. 1989
16. 1994
17. BITNET
18. seven
19. 1995
20. made pictures and graphs clear and readable