Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Example Input: As someone returns to the tv. Someone
Example Output: steps out to shade her blue eyes.

Example Input: Someone sidesteps and breaks the chair over his back. Getting up, someone
Example Output: pulls off his pajama pants.

Example Input: Someone cuts more lines of coke. Someone
Example Output:
takes them off of the table.