Problem: What is WRONG with you people who give this crappy excuse for a restaurant anything beyond one star? Our meal was disgusting! Entrees this bad for $11? The calamari was pre-made and frozen in a factory in China and the monkey in the kitchen just microwaved it. That was $8.00 for 5 pieces buried among the breading. I wanted to see their cook as I was sure they were breaking child-labor laws by hiring an 11 year old, based on the sloppiness of what came out from the kitchen. This place is awful, even if they cut the prices by 70% to bring it in to line with what they microwave for their clientele. If these guys were in NYC, they wouldn't possibly survive. Nice enough people, but they clearly don't care about food or customers.
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Problem: I was out on a date and she took me to Bliss REBAR. It was a Friday night and I wasn't really in the mood for a crowded bar scene. The ambience of the place is really nice. Not a party spot but people were definitely having a great time. I had their pomegranate martini and it was DELICIOUS. Not to strong but strong enough to taste it. It was smooth going down. The veggie mac and cheese was ok. I was told they have the best mac and cheese. I would have to disagree. They good mac and cheese... certainly not the best. I've had better. But it was good. The staff was friendly and the place was clean.
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Problem: When I moved to Phoenix back in 1998 it was my first time away from home and this place felt like a whole new world. Well in a way it was! New scenery, different vibes, and yes, even a different accent from the California swagg... This park was the first one I visited while out there. I was amazed by the trails, the fresh air and great scenery I was gazing upon with every step! One place I would recommend checking out in your in the city and you have some time! Take a nice relaxing hike and enjoy what Camelback Mountain has to offer! It can be a workout if you're not used to trails but either way bring plenty of water!
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Problem: This is my favorite place to go to get caffeined up before going to Church in Henderson. Ridiculously low price unlike the other chain coffee shops we see everywhere. They can make anything you want. Good atmosphere, free wifi and good food as well. Wish I had a coffee shop like this in SW Vegas then I'd definitely be a regular.
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