Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer: Wow...really disappointed! After reading such stellar reviews thought I was in for a real treat...nothing could be further from the truth: truly awful tacos... salsas gringoesque...over-priced drinks...horrendous sides (salty pintos too small cucumber salad). Eager staff, but not well-trained. This is the kind of place Seftel will rave about...sorry, this is strictly "turista"!

Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer: This club is one of the reasons I don't like clubs. Too loud, too many people, too much steppin on my cute shoes. I didn't buy any drinks here based on the prices and the fact that I wasn't even able to move. It was an "off" weekend but still during the summer. I honestly think we stayed about 45 minutes here, which was way too long in my book. OH! And the fire above your head?! I'm sweating enough as it is because we are packed in like sardines, I don't need something hot going off every 30 seconds above my head.

Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer:
I love the Italian sub and the Bobbi's at Capriotti's. The sandwiches are huge and the meat is delicious! I always have the other half for lunch the next day. Check this place out!