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Output: Crap service, they know its packed so they don't even try, I'd give it a zero star if I could.

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Output: Freezer-burnt ice cream. Blech!!!!

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Output: The drinks are so weak here that I had to order a vodka shot to put in my vodka martini and a whiskey shot to put in my whiskey sour. It tasted like water before. Any liquor drinks taste like watered down juice. And they aren't cheap drinks, so that's ridiculous. The food is good though.

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This place is horrible. Took an android and an iPhone to get the screen replaced and both have problems with the touch screen. The guy that actually makes the repairs is looking to Nickel and dime you for everything including 20 dollars for screws he forgot to put back. Horrible customer service. Save yourself the hassle and stress. Go to a pro because your phone won't work right and he doesn't guarantee any service at all. His excuse for everything "Apple is a pain in the neck, they are too smart."