Problem: The forecast for the weekend was dismal : rain , rain , and then ... more rain . A pretty dismal outlook , but hard to gripe about when compared to others further south . With that in mind , perhaps it was incumbent on me to enjoy the far - better - than - forecast weather we actually got as much as possible . Last night was Co - Pilot Egg 's first band competition .

What might be true about the weather further south ?
OPTIONS:
- It is worse than rain .
- None of the above choices .
- It will be enjoyable .
- It is sunny and nice .

A: It is worse than rain .

Problem: It did n't last long , maybe one whole minute , but it was a start . He had n't thrown up in 4 hours . I was timing it . Everything was down to hours and minutes now .

What might be the reason for his situation .
OPTIONS:
- None of the above choices .
- He finished a light exercise .
- He had too much to drink .
- He ate a probiotic .

A: He had too much to drink .

Problem: If anyone sees me online today on AIM or MSN , PLEASE DELIVER ME A SWIFT KICK IN THE FACE.I had fencing practice today - the first sports team I have ever joined - and I came home much later than usual . I sucked , FFFFFFF , but it was pretty fun anyway . The masks smell though and my glasses keep getting stuck under my nose .

Why was the narrator 's vision impaired while at sports ?
OPTIONS:
- Their glasses were kicked and broken .
- Their glasses were shattered .
- Their contacts were falling out .
- None of the above choices .

A:
None of the above choices .