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Output: Hand's down the absolute rudest cocktail waitresses on the planet!!!! We were a group of about 10 people. We couldn't get anyone to come by and take our order. We bought our first round at the bar, and we kept asking the waitresses (3 of them) to come by and take our next order. Not only did they completely snub us, but one of them even rolled her eyes at us! We ended up staying for about an hour, but only had the one round of drinks that we ordered from the bar initially. Had the cocktail waitresses come to take additional orders, they would have made so much money off of this group. Seriously - I'm sure that there are some excellent cocktail waitresses out of work right now - why not hire them, instead of chasing your customers away with bad service? This bar deserves to go out of business if it can't convince it's wait-staff to be halfway decent to its customers. At a time in this economy when businesses are going under, how can you afford to have cocktail waitresses that are so rude?

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Output: Beware!!! We took our dogs to this animal hospital for a few months, it was good at first until all of the doctors started leaving and the new ones were terrible. The new doctors were not personable and seemed to not really care about the dogs or us. We boarded our dogs there for a holiday weekend and spent almost $300 to have them cared for, fed, walked, and also bathed. When we returned our dogs were given back to us covered in feces and shaking, the person who brought them out to us said "I wouldnt want them in my car, good luck", and walked away. Also their toys and blankets they promised us they would have were returned to us in a plastic bag still brand new and smelling of laundry detergent so they never got to have them. I called the director of the hospital and talked with him about the situation and he basically told me that they did me a favor watching my dogs and that we should be happy about that. It took several conversations and me threatening to contact animal control and the bbb before he refunded us our money. The dogs were traumatized for about a week before they were themselves again. STAY AWAY FROM HERE!!!!!!

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Output: After waiting to eat at this restaurant for over six years, I'd love to report it was worth the wait. Unfortunately, the main portion of our dinner is still missing in the kitchen somewhere, probably between the air conditioner that constantly dripped on my head and the screaming kids of one of the senior staff/owner. There comes a point where you have to cut your losses and just walk out on something you've lost your appetite for rather than drop some serious coin for a meal you've been waiting for over an hour and a half for and could no longer stomach. I'll be honest, what we had was good. Poutine side, really good. Endive salad, excellent. Duck pate appetizer, yummy. Their version of a whiskey sour was world class. Even the wine I was supposed to have with my entree was an excellent choice, as it should be after breathing for so long. And I know it takes a long time to make good food - I've eaten at some of the best restaurants in the world and they know how to time things out of a kitchen so that you don't lose your appetite. They also know how to own up to their mistakes. And they know how to properly set the atmosphere of a restaurant, something they have clearly lost touch with here. Let's start from the beginning. I tried to set a reservation through e-mail, which they said would be confirmed via a phone call. Never got the call. Yet when I finally called, they mysteriously confirmed the reservation via e-mail, yet I had never given it to them other than through the e-mail and in fact had reserved through another name. The only way they could have linked it up was via the phone numbers I gave, which matched. Next, the music in the restaurant is so loud, everybody has to scream at each other to be heard, driving up the noise level even more and the very knowledgeable waiter can't be heard describing virtually any of the specials. Normal table conversation is practically impossible. Add in the fact we were sat underneath the air conditioning vents which were set so cold they accumulated condensation that periodically dripped on top of my head or down my face. Except when they came by with a squeegee to mop the ceiling, which bought me a few more minutes peace. Then ramp up the noise level with two kids related to the staff who were either running around the restaurant, crashing dishes together, or crying at the top of their lungs while mom tried to comfort them when they clearly didn't want to be there, and we're on a downhill slide. Drinks arrived quickly, salads and appetizers seemed to be a bit slow, but hey, it's supposed to be quality, I can cut them some slack. Huge portions, you're advised to split everything unless you want a ton of doggie bag material, which is rather inconvenient if you aren't local. And then the wait started. Yes, the au pied de cochon takes 45 minutes, which they didn't warn us about, but an hour and a half after ordering it, it still hadn't arrived, I had lost my appetite for it, and my wife had had enough. We're were done. But apparently they weren't, as they proceeded to insult us by telling us it wasn't fast food and it took time to prepare. Yes, I know that, but when our waiter stopped making eye contact with us 45 minutes ago, perhaps you could have warned us that someone had screwed up and let us order something else rather than have it get worse and worse and worse. No, no, it's ready, stay, pay, and eat something you have no more stomach for, you ignorant American pigs. No apologies, nothing, but it practically took an Act of Parliament just to get our check so we could pay for what we ate and properly tip the staff, who had done no wrong. As I said, I really looked forward to this, and my wife, who loves foie gras, had looked forward to it even more, but if Jon Taffer ever makes a series about successful restaurants who need a serious makeover because they've gotten too big a head, this should be at the top of his list.

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Wings were OK. Liked the Yella Pilsner draft special. Decent dive bar. Real good ranch!