IN: This weekend we went to the park and for the first time , Noah and Lily got to go on a swing . I ca n't believe they have been home for months and have never been to the park on the swings , but it is true . Weekends are jam packed with activities and we have never had a chance to go . I did take Noah to the park before Lily got home but the park by our house does n't have toddler swings .
What might be the relationship between me , Noah and Lily ?

OUT: Noah and Lily might be my children .

IN: In my performance review at the end of my first year after graduating college , my boss told me that he was still not sure about me . I asked why , since I had accomplished quite a bit in that year and was feeling really good . He told me that I had not had a major screw - up yet . I said , " that 's a negative ?
What may have been confusing about my performance review ?

OUT: My supervisor was not convinced by me because my work was too good .

IN: This was all going on to the soundtrack of the " English speaking tour guide " we 'd all paid 300 bhat for ( roughly a fiver ) who did n't so much speak English as slur some vaguely European sounding syllables together . I was sitting about 6 feet away from him and I still could n't make it out . But he was very jovial and he got his important points across ( be back on the boat by THREE PM or I leave you ! ) and he was also dressed like he got out of bed about 3 seconds before the boat left , so it was hard to be cheesed at him .
What may have been the type of tour we were paying 300 bhat for ?

OUT:
We were going on a water vessel as part of the sightseeing admission .