Well , I ' ve saved this plant for the weekend nights and done what I was supposed to do . The first time I brewed the tea and smoked the cigarette . I did n't hear my heartbeat or anything major and I had trouble getting to sleep so I ended up having a glass of Kava ( the crushed root of a plant from the Pacific Islands which is prepared into a beverage which gets you a unique type of drunk ) which is also supposed to potentiate dreams . I did have some vivid and bizarre dreams that night but nothing to write home about . Last night I decided I 'd try swallowing a heaped tablespoon of wet leaves instead of drink the brewed tea ( as suggested in my book ) .

A: Why did he save the plant for the weekend nights ?

Have you ever read a story about someone drowning in a lake and thought could they not swim and if they could n't what were they doing in a lake in the first place ? Well I can understand how it could happen as crazy as it may sound . So here 's the scoop we had all gone out on the Silver Lake with my Dads boat . We were having a ton of fun , but the boys would n't get in the water .

A: Why may the victim have drowned at Silver Lake ?

I was treading water thinking they will come back , but the rope from the tubes had gotten stuck in the prop under the boat . I calmly yelled out please come back and get us . I looked over at them doing there thing over at the boat as they floated father away , I started getting tired and thought ok , they better get back here . As I sat there swimming I thought come on now I yelled come on and get over here .

A: Why has the narrator been left in the water ?

That 's fukin lame but I never get sick so whatever ) , b ) work all our scheduled days , and c ) stay until September 1st . Then we get a $ 500 bonus . $ 500 ! ! ! !

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What is the reason for " I never get sick so whatever " ?