Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer: I had signed up planning only to be a member for 3 months, so I bought the month to month membership at a higher monthly rate. I told this to the guy signing up. After having not attended for a month, I decided to cancel my membership when I noticed a charge pending from my account (auto debit). I went inside the place to talk with the guy in person, and this is what happened: I was a day or two into my current month, so he charged me for that. Then he informed me about the 30 cancellation notice, so I'd be charged for that month also. Then he informed me about the fact that their policy makes them also charge you an additional month on top of that; apparently I agreed to that when I signed up. Basically I went to the gym for 3 months, and wound up paying for 7. IMO only 4 of them were fair charges. If they had disclosed to me these policies verbally, I wouldn't be upset. I thought I was signing a waiver of liabiilty. Total costs for 3 months of use: $70 card fee, $210 monthly = $280 total = $93/month.

Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer: Unless you are having a birthday party- don't even try to visit this place on the weekend. I have tried to shop this store twice in the past couple of months and each time I go in- am shuffled to the side and not allowed to move as the bday party girls do a fashion show. Great for the bday kids, but not so great for innocent shopper trying to purchase a few items. If you're going to just do private parties then close the store. Owner seemed annoyed we even came in- and was very unhelpful. No thanks- will take my daughter and money elsewhere.

Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer:
Cirque du soleil zarkana is the epitome of the creative imagination of a masterpiece with artistic beats and themes. The theme is mind blowing and it's a magical experience. It starts with drum rolls and turns into suspense and humor at the same time! I would travel the world to see all the cirque du soleil performance. Choreography is perfect and the costume design is amazing! Very majestic!