Problem: Well .. as of two days ago I got my son for more then half the year . I have him for the school season . His mother finally slipped up and tried to put him in foster care , and get this her reason .. ( She had to find a job ) .. I know countless people who have kids and work .. and some of them had to find a job after having their children .

Why is the speaker happy to learn that he will get custody of his son for the entire school year ?
OPTIONS:
- None of the above choices .
- Because hopefully this will give him the opportunity to become his son 's favorite
- He did n't expect to get this privilege , so it 's a great relief
- Because he can finally stick it to his ex wife and prove he is the better parent

A: He did n't expect to get this privilege , so it 's a great relief
Question:
She sprawled bonelessly across the sofa , grinning up at him . He snorted softly . " Have n't seen you like this since the time you found the bottle of brandy Father kept in his study . " Her hand fluttered down over her eyes as she laughed . " Oh my God , what was I , sixteen ?
Answer the following question: What may if happened when they were sixteen ?
OPTIONS:
- They snuck stole alcohol from their dad .
- They went on a family vacation .
- They went to the movies .
- They got jobs .
Answer:
They snuck stole alcohol from their dad .
Question:
This was the first day of school , I had a student get so worked up that she threw up on herself , I had criers all day ... it was an interesting day where I found myself trying to figure out what I was doing out here in Egypt . But I talked to the other seasoned teachers and they all had havoc so I guess it was n't all too bad then . Today was a lot better , only one crier but he eventually dried up his tears . But I already have a troublesome child whom I would love to just glue the seat of his pants to a chair ; he 's always wandering here and there , and always needing to change chairs .

Why are the children upset at school ?
OPTIONS:
- They are mad at their mothers .
- None of the above choices .
- They want to go to after school care .
- They have never been to school before .
Answer:
They have never been to school before .
IN: Normally , she 'd have just heated up something frozen for herself and fed Teddy , but she had invited Roger for dinner this evening , which meant having edible food instead of a frozen dinner . Teddy was busy stacking his blocks and knocking them over in the kitchen floor , so she went ahead and got the food into bowls and onto plates . The Chinese food smelled really good , so she could n't complain about not having frozen pasta again . Besides , the company of a friend would be nice after a long day at work .
What type of food did the family eat that night ?
OPTIONS:
- They ate Italian .
- None of the above choices .
- They ate pasta .
- They ate Asian .

OUT: They ate Asian .
On Thursday evening I met up with this guy who I call the village idiot for a simple experiement , I wanted to see if these retarded people online , you know the ones that send shitloads of nudges , ask annoying questions and say please 5million times over and of course , then there 's the annoying flashy icons . It was a simple test , grab some food and sit down and have a conversation , if possible . It was ok , it was n't particularly great , the conversation was a bit , well , stupid and it was obvious that he could n't really do anything regarding well ... anything , he was just plodding along doing whatever .

OPTIONS:
- None of the above choices .
- They are mean to others .
- They are bored by others .
- They are sensitive to others .
Answer the following question: What can we assume is most likely true about the narrator based on the passage ?

They are mean to others .
Problem: I dreamed of Granny last night but ca n't remember what she was doing . How can you remember dreaming of something and not remember what happened ? Woke up feeling pleased that I 'd dreamt about her because it meant I got to see her move and talk , more independent and less static than memories .

How did I feel after waking up ?
OPTIONS:
- I felt sad .
- I felt angry .
- I felt tired .
- None of the above choices .

A:
None of the above choices .