Problem: We could barely hear the sermon from the pews , so we moved to the rafters, as the

My choice: rafters had such superior acoustics.

Problem: Sarah was tone deaf while Betty was a singer, so

My choice: Betty sounded great when singing karaoke.

Problem: Tanya ate a lot of candy as a child whereas Felicia ate vegetables. As a result,

My choice: Tanya had poor teeth.

Problem: The lemming wanted to hide behind the rock in its cage, but the

My choice:
rock was too small.