Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Input: Consider Input: Man approaches the weights before him. Man

Output: starts dragging a man with an orange object.

Input: Consider Input: Growing blue and furry, the giant arm topples the table. Now someone

Output: 's parents drive in a taxicab, someone and a young man at the hospital.

Input: Consider Input: Smiling he collects his belongings. He
Output: busts a neat mustache.