Problem: Write a positive (OPTIONS:
- negative
- positive) yelp review.
A: I've been here a couple of times. It's pretty convenient as there's a Starbucks in the same center so then you can get your 'bucks and come in for a mani and a pedi. I've always had Asia as my go to lady when I come here. The conversation just flows with her and she's pretty cool and easy to talk to. I've only gotten pedis from here, but she does a great job with the feet massage. Being pregnant right now means that I love having my very swollen piggies massaged. It's about $30 bucks for a pedi with a french. I definitely left here with smooth feet, pretty toes and happy feet.
Q: positive

A: I have a dark and shameful past...Yelp is probably that best place for me to let it all out and begin the healing:) Before I became the humble software marketing genius that I am today, I was a suit...a corporate stooge...I wasn't workin' for the man...in most cases, I was the man:) During that time of my life, I picked up some very unsavory habits...including one of the most unsavory habits ever visited on self-important executives...fountain pens:) God help, me...I still love them so:) I still have every one of them and I still use them with regularity (I know, I make my living with the keyboard...more or less...but when I write for pleasure, it's usually on a fine Rhodia #19 graph pad, with one of my 73 lovely "writing instruments":) There is something both soothing and exciting about the flow of ink on fine paper...sometimes, it's the only way to get a really coherent sentence together:) Some of my pens, I can refill from my inkwell, but many require cartridges...cartridges that they don't always sell at Staples or Office Depot... That's when I set off for the far reaches of Old Town Scottsdale and swing by Scottsdale Pen Company...home of all things pen:) It's like a head shop, but for a different kind of addiction:) What a gorgeous and glorious selection of truly marvelous writing instruments, writing instrument related paraphernalia and objet d'art:-) They have the cousins to my Mont Blanc's, the younger brothers and sisters of my beautiful Parkers and Waterman's and Sheaffer's...they even have the utilitarian antecedents of my everyday Lamy's and Rotring's:) They have beautiful new Acme's, Pelikan's and Pilot's and mechanical pencils, like my Faber-Castell Fat Boy:) Oh, and the paper...lovely leather bound journals and tablets, beautiful Rhodia tablets from France...I get goosebumps! :-) Finally, they have ink...lots and lots of ink...in cartridges, in bottles...and I need ink! They had cartridges for my Cross and my Rotring, when I thought I was going to have to go to Colorado Pen or something...so glad I didn't have to go that route:) It was definite "win" for me...I get to support a wonderful local business...I got to "use" a bunch of new pens (try that at Pink's)... and I got a whole new place to hang out and indulge my pen fantasies...at least until they get the restraining order:-)
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
- negative
- positive) review?

Answer: The food is ok - NOT amazing like you will remember it when your credit card bill for $95 dollars(with tip, $80 without) comes in a month . We ordered the mac and cheese burger, the pork sandwich and 3 cocktails. Big high calorie and fat portions (appropriate for sharing due to massive calories surely contained in each portion but we ordered separately not knowing). Now, the fries were the best I ever had. Drinks were weak and expensive. $12-15! That should be a strong amazing drink for that price. The lemon drop one came in a half empty glass that looked like the waiter had spilled half of it. The other one was jammed full of ice and was weak as could be. If this was it I'd give 3 stars. The worst part was the HORRIBLE service. Our server talked as fast as an auctioneer I had to ask him to repeat! He brought the food then we ate it. My friend was almost finished but not quite, I was about 2/3 done. He appears, says to us "are you done" while reaching his hand for her plate. Flustered she just said yes. I had to say no. Now I'm eating alone and being hurried along feeling bad about eating like I'm not in a eating competition. I finish my meal. THE MINUTE I FINISH, he comes by, grabs the plate, asks if we want dessert and if we WANT THE CHECK! The attitude was like being at a low end Dennys with a waiter chasing table turnover for their instant tip. The service did not deserve a penny of tip. Of course we had to leave our 18% because that's how it is these days. I could say he was just a one off but the other servers were whizzing past our table with trays held up and more than once came within an inch of banging right into my friends HEAD. None of them apologized or even stopped. Maybe its different if it's not a Thursday dinner at 6pm. Maybe.
Input: OPTIONS:
- negative
- positive.
Generate a negative review for a place
Output: I have tried pupusas in California and the ones at this place was really disappointing and I get the feeling that people who rated the food here as good have just not had really good pupusas. I will never go back.
input: Write a negative yelp review (OPTIONS:
- negative
- positive).
output: Ok pizza. Good wings. They forgot my cheesecake and canollis, when I called..they said the next time we order we will get them for free. But, I won't be ordering next time because it was just ok. So I never got the money for those refunded..technically, that wouldn't be for free..right?
Problem: Write a positive (OPTIONS:
- negative
- positive) yelp review.
A:
A great restaurant for authentic Colombian food. They usually have 2 different lunch specials for only $5.99 which usually consists of meat (I've had fish, pork, chicken and beef on different occasions), rice, salad, sweet plantains and their soup of the day. I also order an empanada (only $1) on the side if I'm really hungry. The service here is quick, nice and attentive. They also just opened another location in the food court at Plaza Fiesta across from Carowinds (lunch special is $4.99, portions are just a little smaller but still very filling.)