Problem: Mom and I left early to this great beach in Avon , NJ we always go to . It 's the only beach I like because there 's really no boardwalk which means mostly adults , and it 's a pretty quiet place to relax . Even with my umbrella ( ella , ella ... eh eh ! )

What is likely to happen at Avon Beach ?

A: The narrator will get much needed relaxation .

Problem: Pittsburgh showers happen suddenly . This is what I looked like today , after an initially sunny walk turned kinda moist towards the end . I was trucking , listening intently to some tunes , trying to mentally illustrate whatever emotions got kicked up by the music , like so many languid particles of dust ( yes , my artist 's block is currently just that bad ) ... And it started coming down in curtains .

What kind of work do I do ?

A: I do creative work

Problem: I thought they were stupid and a waste of time . Instead I and a couple of my best friends went out to the fields for a snake - killing spree . We drove snakes out of the bushes then beat them to with long , wooden sticks . It was harsh I know but we were kids then and pushing miniature cars around and wetting ourselves with water s just were n't our idea of having fun .

Why did the children kill the snakes ?

A:
They were children who were acting on impulses .