And to be fair, do you notice the nonsensical things you are saying?

What is a sentence that would be (on a scale from 0 to 5) a 5 out of 5 in terms of textual similarity to the above sentence?
Do you notice the nonsensical things you are saying?

The readings came back at 160 on June 16 and 120 at June 23 at one of three sampling sites at Huntington Beach.

What is a sentence that would be (on a scale from 0 to 5) a 3 out of 5 in terms of textual similarity to the above sentence?
At one of the three sampling sites at Huntington Beach, the bacteria reading came back at 160 on June 16 and at 120 on June 23.

At least 18 killed in Afghan bomb attacks: officials

What is a sentence that would be (on a scale from 0 to 5) a 1 out of 5 in terms of textual similarity to the above sentence?
At least two Nato killed in Afghanistan helicopter crash: military

A woman is peeling an apple.

What is a sentence that would be (on a scale from 0 to 5) a 2 out of 5 in terms of textual similarity to the above sentence?
A woman is peeling a potato.