Problem: Write an article based on this summary: Simply wish to join the church! Learn the basic beliefs of Pastafarianism. Study the sacred texts of Pastafarianism.

Answer: That's itaccording to the official website for the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (FSM), all that's needed to become a Pastafarian is to want to be one. You do not need to: Participate in any sort of ceremony Pay any sort of fee Make any sort of promise or pledge Give up your current religion Know anything about Pastafarianism Have a literal belief in the FSM So you've just become a Pastafarian by willing yourself to be one? Great! Now's the perfect time to learn what you've just signed on for. The following are some of the fundamental pillars that make up the beliefs of the Pastafarian religionhowever, you don't have to literally believe in them to be a member: The supreme deity is known as the Flying Spaghetti Monster (FSM). He is an invisible, omnipotent, omniscient eternal being that takes the form of a giant clump of spaghetti with two meatballs and eyes. He created the entire universe in four days, then rested for three. Pirates are considered holy beings. According to the religion, pirates help fight global warming and protect against natural disasters. Every Pastafarian should strive towards pirate-hood. Pastafarian heaven is a land of "beer volcanoes and stripper factories." Many adherents believe that it will accommodate the desires of every person, so the volcano can also produce non-alcoholic drinks, and the stripper factory will accommodate personal preferences, including preferences related to gender or whether to interact with the strippers at all. For a great introduction to your new religion, try browsing any of the Pastafarian scriptures. The most important book to Pastafarians is the Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. The Quill Award-nominated Gospel was published in 2006 following an open letter by author Bobby Henderson to the Kansas State Board of Education that satirically protested its ruling requiring the teaching of intelligent design in public schools. The Gospel discusses the various aspects of Pastafarian belief in depth, making it indispensable for new members. Another major Pastafarian holy book is The Loose Canon (available online), which includes religious stories, guides for everyday life, prayers, and the writings of numerous important figures in the church such as Captain Jeff.

Problem: Write an article based on this summary: Update your resume. Search for a job opening and apply. Make the most out of your interview. Negotiate your pay rate. Consider the future of the industry.

Answer: Before you start searching for an open position as network administrator, you should make sure your resume is up to date. This will not only allow you to best represent yourself and your skills to a potential new employer but will also help you to learn which position would be the best fit. Make sure your contact information is accurate and current. Add any new skills that you may have recently acquired. Check that your education history is current and accurate. Always be honest on your resume. Once your resume is completed, you can start searching for open network administrator positions. You will want to find a position that you are most qualified for, as well as one that meets your own personal needs. Many jobs are posted on-line, either on websites that cater to those looking for work, or directly posted on a specific company's website. Networking, either digitally or in person, is a great way to make contacts and locate potential job openings. Your college or university may have job openings or provide a list of job openings elsewhere. Make sure you meet the requirements for the position and are confident in your ability to perform any duties listed. Ideally, you should search for a position that also meets your needs such as desired pay rate and location. Interviewing can be a stressful process, however, there are a few standard methods that you can use to make the most out of it. Try some of the following tips to help you relax and go confidently into your interview: Ask your contact before the interview if you have any questions. Do some research on the organization or company that is hiring you. Plan your route and travel time before your interview so that you can avoid being late. Dress appropriately for the interview. Arrive around five minutes early to your interview. Come prepared with questions about the position. Before you pursue a career as a network administrator you should learn what you are likely to earn. By understanding what income level you can expect to receive, you will be able to better negotiate your pay rate and make sure you are being adequately compensated. Network administrators earn on average $72,560 per year. On a per hour basis, network administrators earn $34.88. Pay levels may fluctuate depending on location, experience, and qualification. The job outlook for a position will show how much the position is likely be in demand in the future. Knowing this will allow you to determine how likely you might be to obtain the position of a network administrator. The expected rate of growth for network administrator is around 12%, from 2012 to 2022. Positions that involve cloud computing will enjoy the highest rates of growth.

Problem: Write an article based on this summary: Apply mineral oil to the corn silk. Apply bacterial controls. Introduce nematodes to the soil. Encourage natural predators.

Answer: Plain mineral oil is a very effective insecticide. Apply 0.75 to 1 milliliter (0.025 to 0.034floz) directly to the corn silk by pouring or spraying, five to seven days after the silk appears. Since this is a fairly laborious process, it is best for home gardeners growing a small amount of corn. Some varieties of bacteria, such as Bacillus thuringiensis, suppress corn earworms. Check with your county extension office to see if these are approved in your area. Steinernematidae and entomopathogenic nematodes can also help reduce corn earworm populations when they are added to the soil your plants grow in. However, these work by killing larvae when they drop to the ground to pupate, which means there will probably still be some damage to your crop. Look for nematodes at a crop supply store. A number of insects will feed on corn earworms, including lacewings, pirate bugs, damsel bugs, ladybirds, and big-eyed bugs. Some of these may naturally be attracted to your crop, while others are available from farm supply stores and can be artificially introduced. Field birds will also feed on the corn earworm larvae, though there are rarely enough of them around to adequately control the pest. Still, consider not driving birds from your fields for a little extra protection against corn earworms.

Problem: Write an article based on this summary: Find common ground. Reveal something about yourself. Engage the other person. Follow up with a question or statement. Notice your surroundings. Take the time to listen.

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Common ground doesn't mean that you and the other person are both die-hard horseback riders. It can just be as the fact that you've both had to deal with a lot of bad weather that week. Anything that the person can relate to and that establishes a connection, however tenuous, can be considered common ground. And just because you don't want to talk about the weather, remember that the "small stuff" can lead you to talk about the things that matter to you. Here are some ways to establish common ground: "Professor Hoffer is hilarious." "Ashley throws the most amazing parties." "Can you believe all of this rain?" "I just love coming to Arbor Cafe." Once you've established some common ground, you can use it to elaborate and say something a bit more personal. You shouldn't say something so personal that it freaks the person out, like, "I've actually been in love with Professor Hoffer for the last five years," but you can ease in to talking about yourself just a bit more. Here are some things to say to follow up with the last statements: "He's the best teacher I ever had. He's basically the reason I'm an English major." "I actually met Ashley last year, when Ben took me to her Great Gatsby party." "The rain is just awful. I'm training for a marathon and had to do my long runs on the treadmill -- it's the worst." "Whenever I'm at this cafe, I just really feel like I'm in the zone. Maybe it's the intense drip-coffee -- but seriously, I feel like I can work for hours here." Now that you've established common ground and have revealed something about yourself, it's time to engage the other person and get her talking by asking her to reveal some information about herself. Don't ask anything too personal, like asking about the person's health, religion, or political views. Just keep it light and fun and ask open-ended questions about the person's interests, job, or surroundings. Here's how you can engage the other person: "How about you? Are you an English major, or are you here for Professor Hoffer's crazy stories?" "Did you go to that party, or is this your first time here? It was fun, but I drank too many mint juleps." "How about you? Has the rain kept you from doing anything fun this week?" "Do you come here to do some work, or are you just reading for fun?" The person's response will influence whether you follow up with a question, a statement, or a joke. Try to find a balance between questions and statements. Too many questions will make the person feel like he's being interrogated, and too many statements won't give the person room to talk. Here's how you can keep these conversations going: Other person: "I'm an English major too. I've always wanted to be an English major, but Hoffer's an added bonus for sure." You: "Oh, really? What are you thinking of doing with that? It's great to meet another person in this highly lucrative field." Other person: "I couldn't go to that party, but I did go to her Cinco de Mayo party last month. That party was crazy." You: "It really was! I knew you looked familiar. How do you know Ashley? Isn't she nuts?" Other person: "I don't mind the rain so much, but it made it hard for me to walk my dog! That was so annoying." You: "You have a dog too? I have a little poodle named Stella. Do you have a picture of your dog?" Other person: "I'm just here to read for fun. I can't believe I've gone this long without reading The Catcher in the Rye." You: "I love that book! Some people think it's overrated, but I completely disagree." Once you start really talking to the person and get your back-and-forth banter going, you can also look around for cues for what to talk about next. You can notice anything from what the person is wearing or holding, to a sign on the wall that may apply to both of you. Here are some things you can say: "Sweet 9ers jersey. That one's a classic. Have you been a fan for long?" "You ran the New York Marathon too? Which year? I don't know what I did with my t-shirt." "What do you think about this a cappella concert tonight? I've seen these flyers all over campus, but I don't know if I want to go." "Ah, the American Pageant. That book taught me everything I needed to know about American History. Is that class as easy as it used to be?" Really listening to things that the person says can help you pinpoint new common ground and to steer the conversation in a more fun or productive direction. The person may make a small comment that's tangential to your question or topic, so keep your ears open and see if something the person says can trigger a new line of conversation. Here are some example of how two people can pick up on cues and steer a conversation in a new direction to connect on a deeper level: You: "I actually met Ashley on a Spring Break trip. We all went to Mexico with a bunch of friends." Other person: "I remember her telling me about the trip! I was actually helping her improve her Spanish for it, but I doubt she really used it much -- unless you count the phrase pina colada." You: "You speak Spanish? That's awesome. You could have helped me prepare for my study abroad trip to Madrid. My Spanish was okay by the end, but I could have used some help!" Other person: "I love Madrid. My grandmother actually still lives there, so I visit her almost every summer. She takes me to the Prado every Sunday." You: "Madrid is like my favorite city! The El Grecos in the Prado are to die for." Other person: "You like the El Grecos? I'm more of a Goya fan." You: "Oh, really? You know, there's actually a new movie about Goya coming out next week -- I think Ethan Hawke's in it! Want to go?" Other person: "Of course!"