Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: Don't go here to eat, just go to get your Filipino dance and karaoke on, I guess. I had a $20 certificate (glad I didn't actually spend good money here). Ordered (to go) the waitress' suggestion: egg roll appy and Mike (noodle/bok choy/noodle something). Both were so SOOO greasy that I took a few bites and trashed the rest. Yet another disappointing Vegas dining experience. Also seemed like waitress had never seen the menu before. Amateur hour. Pass. BTW, I was tempted by the sisig until I learned it is traditionally made with pig ears and snout (wat?!). Waitress said theirs is made with pork belly. Yeah, I trust her? Pttht.
Q: negative

A: The Skinny: came on a Tuesday... after having a 2 star meal experienced the bathroom Olympics with the hubs. Avoid! (1) service: slightly zealous server who wanted to know what we wanted right away(3) Value: there is no real positive value when your head is in the toilet (0) Okay, it was my fault. After being without sushi for 3 months, I had a big craving. So after looking at the reviews online we settled at this place for lunch. We came for lunch to check things out. We were kind of leery about making a huge commitment to ordering the AYCE option. First of all, we weren't that hungry and we had a Yelp event planned later in the evening. Secondly, the AYCE menu is $21 for lunch, consisted largely of carb heavy rolls and cooked items which didn't really appeal to us (there is no sashimi on the AYCE menu). Our server was slightly overly attentive to the point where she was checking every 2-3 minutes of us getting seated to put in our order. We ended up ordering 2 lunch specials. I got the sushi combo which comes with 4 pieces of nigiri and a choice of spicy tuna or California roll plus miso soup. ($10.95)The hubs got the bento box with a spicy tuna roll, tempura, salad and miso soup.($9.95) Our food came out suspiciously fast - like definitely not in a good way kind of fast. Like literally within 5 minutes of getting our soup. The miso soup tasted like bilge water. The little tofu swimming in there looked like the dehydrated stuff you reconstitute from the small miso soup packets. My sushi combo was supposed to be salmon, red snapper, tuna. The fish tasted very ummm...fishy in an unpleasant way with a slightly mushier texture than expected for sushi grade product. The rice was not seasoned well and was too firm. The maki spicy tuna roll incorporated way too much hot sauce so it suspiciously masked whatever flavor of fish that was in there. More on that later. The hubs experience with his spicy tuna roll was the same as mine above. His tempura was overly battered and thick. The salad was a tad sweet but was otherwise okay. Overall, at that point we were thinking 2 starred joint. Nothing too offensive, but not great either. Definitely not a repeat experience. We figured hey! it was only like a $10 meal per person and didn't set us back too much. That is until we got home and the vomiting began. How I heaved into my toilet! Betwixt me and my beloved hubby, we were out for the count. We were totally bummed that we had to miss out on a Yelp event due to the the food poisoning. At the time of writing this review, the bile is still rising in my throat from the thought of what I ate for lunch. Deep down, I think perhaps the spicy tuna is the culprit as it was the only common denominator for my hubs and I. So for that, Umiya, you've joined my +1club.
Problem: What would be an example of an positive (OPTIONS:
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Answer: There is no "big breakfast". Matt told me himself. What you will get is a delicious, fresh, locally grown breakfast served by really nice people. Line was super long and I thought servings were average so I gave it three stars. Really nice place and I definately recommend it.
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Generate a negative review for a place
Output: I am only giving this place a 2 star because our waitress did her best. It started off ok with putting in our names. we were told we would have a 10-20 min wait, I'm ok with that.it turned out to be 30 min with people who came after us being seated before us. we were a party of 2, pretty easy to seat. I got a migraine while waiting outside so long so when we were seated at a table in a noisy area I asked for a booth because they were a little enclosed, I was told we would have to wait another 10 at least. I told them I need to order a drink to take my medicine and couldn't wait any longer. we were told once we received something we couldn't change seats. so when our waitress came and I expressed my opinion she went to find the manager whom I told what happened. they gave me my drink then let us move tables. the food was just ok, the prices a bit high, I liked the burger bar at NEW YORK NEW YORK much better. we went there twice and perfect both times!
input: Write a positive yelp review (OPTIONS:
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output: Misty is the best! I usually just let her decide what to do with my hair, and it always looks great. With other stylists, I always find that I need to go home and redo my hair. But with Misty it's always soft and shiny and perfect. She is a great conversationalist too, which is super important to me. I don't even live in Las Vegas anymore, but when I come to town twice a year, seeing Misty for a new do is always on the top of my to/do list.
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer:
Very diappointing and definately not up to par with the other top buffets in town. I went with every high expectations and had heard a lot of great things about it. I got there and it was 46 dollars basically the same price as the bacchanal buffet which is amazing so i immediately upped my expectations. I got in and the assortment was in no comparison to the bacchanal buffet . The food was old and nothing was fresh except the mexican section. The crabs were not King crabs they were snow crabs and they were gritty with not much meat in them. Overall the food was mediocre and nothing stood out as special that made me wanna go back. The gelato was very good but not enough to make me come back. I will never go to this buffet over the bacchanal buffet.