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Output: This food was beyond average. They obviously have high rent so the food is high priced. I would not eat here again. I really do not get the high praise of this chef. I would rather go across the street and eat at chipotle. ewwww

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Output: My wife had eaten here before with girlfriends and enjoyed it so we tried it out on a Thurs night. I had read online about the service being spotty at best, but thought we would risk it. I liked the look of the place as we entered. Nice romantic lighting and ambience, busy not too noisy, though there was a slight funky smell to the place. But everything went rapidly downhill from there. We were ushered to a table near the end of the bar, which wasn't great, but did not seem worth protesting at the time. After a minute or so we were brought menus and water. And then nothing. No waiter, no one saying "I'll be with you shortly". We waited for about 15 minutes, and I was consistently looking around to see who our waiter might be; no eye contact from anyone, despite all the traffic of staff by the bar and our table. Completely ignored. I noticed an older couple beside us that had been waiting for their check this entire time also. We folded up the menus, took a last sip of water and walked out. As we were leaving the older couple told us we were making the right decision and that their service was awful. Sorry I didn't get a chance to try the food, but I won't be back unless I hear of a whole lot of improvement in the pathetic service. Next time I will pay attention to experiences of all my fellow Yelpers.

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Output: I visited The Dancing Dog this evening, had an excellent meal, and the service was wonderful as well. The staff are very friendly, and everything on the menu (including the wine) is 100% vegan. I had the vegan fish and chips. I think the vegan fish pieces (there were three) are Sophie's Choice brand, and they are deep fried, so if you are looking for vegan health food, this might not be the dish for you. However, if you want the closest thing I've ever tasted to British-style fish and chips, this would be it. The tartar sauce was tasty and the coleslaw was some of the best I've had anywhere. For dessert, I ordered the chocolate chocolate chip, cookie, which was also excellent. Dense and chocolatey, slightly crispy on the outside and soft on the inside. I will definitely visit here again the next time I'm in Urbana. Any vegans and vegetarians in town should feel lucky to have this wonderful restaurant.

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This mall has expensive and regular stores. I absoulutely loved the Macys setup. It had a seperate mens and womens store. It was close to the Palazzo hotel where we will always stay.