input: Write a negative yelp review.
output: save your $$$ and save your time and do not watch the show. it doesn't matter where you sit because there is nothing extraordinary about the show. it's comedy with a combination of music.. there were a few people in front of me who had the giggles.. they were laughing at nothing.. so i was laughing at them! the blue man group tries to play some of today's biggest hits, but they only play a couple of seconds of it... ugh. is that talent? it's loud... i think anyone could go on stage and play their "instruments"... so uncreative. enough said. please go watch another show.
input: Write a positive yelp review.
output: Moving here from San Francisco where Chinese food was as common as seeing women in Scottsdale wear shorts with Uggs, I found this place to be as good as it gets for Chinese food in the Valley. As I read most of the comments for this restaurant or any other restaurant in general, people love to rant about how this was bad, or the service was horrible.....there was one that mentioned the food had a specific temperature when it came out. Unbelievable how people can tell how hot or cold the food is to a specific degree! I LOVE that some mouths come with a thermometer!!! What if I stuck my....nevermind!! As of now, Nee House keeps me content when I am craving Chinese food and missing San Francisco. Everyone is trying the "american version" of Chinese food. Being a foodie......a few things to learn about Chinese restaurants. 1. There really isn't anything as orange chicken, or pineapple chicken, etc...You ain't gonna find none of this shit in Asia! Try Panda Express if you want good orange chicken! 2. Chinese restaurants will not have the service you will find at a 3 Michelin rated restaurant unless you're dining at Tommy Toy's in San Francisco. The attitude and rudeness comes with the territory. Anyone ever go for soul food? Same attitude, what's the difference?? Tough it up, bitches! Besides, the food tastes better with attitude. 3. Reality check.....WE LIVE IN PHOENIX!!!! You want Chinese food, this is it! Nee House......try: *Beef Chow Fun.....as good as it gets in Hong Kong, NY, SF, or any major city with a Chinatown. *A-Vegetable......spicy, this dish's origin is from Taiwan. Very seasonal. I was surprised they have this dish year round here. You can't even find that in the Bay Area year round. * Fried Pork spareribs in salt-spicy.....a bit greasy, but pretty authentic.
input: Write a negative yelp review.
output:
This place has a lot of potential, but certainly misses the mark on food and service. There were 5 of us on a Thursday that arrived at 5:00. Maybe 1/2 a dozen people there having drinks. We ordered our drinks from our server, but there was no bartender in sight. The bartender re-appeared, and starting serving people at the bar as they came in, ignoring our drink order. We waited 15-20 minutes for our drinks. We then ordered food, which took a solid 50 minutes to come. I ordered soup, which I anticipated being there prior to my meal, which was delivered with my meal. My caprese sandwich was I thought going to be grilled- however was cold, and served on cold toast. Our food had sat in the window for at least 20-30 minutes before being delivered to our table, and it was not busy at all. I tried the beer and cheese soup, which tastes like cheese dip that should have been served with pretzels. I took two bites and couldn't stomach it. The waitress told me she would take it off my check, and then didn't!! When I asked about it, she said I ate half so she left it on- I had 2 bites, and SHE TOLD ME SHE WAS TAKING IT OFF! She offered to get her manager "if it was really an issue" and at this point I was fed up and done. Terrible food, terrible service, great beer selection, but I will not be back. There are too many good restaurants in Old Town where food is less expensive, served hot, more tasteful, and friendlier service where I can spend my money. And, take note- when someone doesn't eat something because they don't like the flavor, it's customary to remove that item from the bill, no questions asked. Good luck making it past the 6 month mark in this town.