We do have a problem with our little crazy dog . It 's becoming a real problem lately . He wo n't let us sleep ... Our bedroom is upstairs and usually he sleeps in a basket in front of our closed bedroomdoor .
Answer the following question: If we got rid of the little dog , would we be able to sleep better ?

Yes , he wo n't let us sleep .

Remember my CATastrophe ? Okay , nothing really horrible has happened , but Whitey Coyote , aka Mohair Ripper , aka Yarn Thief has been stealing yarn and then giving it to me as presents for a few months now . She struck again tonight , and with some pretty funny results . First of all , some background info : the Thief has expensive taste in yarn ( kind of like her mommy ) . She likes the good stuff , the ones with higher price tags .
Answer the following question: what can the article in question be used for ?

crochet and knitting

I could answer that easily now but it got me thinking about what has made me happy throughout my life . What made me happy as a child was finding things that took me away from my house ( never a home ) . I was so happy to find things to do to get away from my abusive father and cold hearted mother ( not really parents ) . I was happy to have Deb & Vic around and my best friend Michael .
Answer the following question: Who seems to be abusive to the narrator ?

Their mom .

The mystery girl did n't see , but she also got off at the next stop ( which may have been for the best : being covered in coffee has a strange tendency of decimating one 's self - confidence when one tries to talk to girls , especially pretty girls ) . I got off at the next stop and walked the rest of the way to work , hoping to air out the coffee . I could feel melting whipped cream dripping down my pant leg into my Johnston & Murphy shoes .
Answer the following question: How did the narrator end up covered in coffee ?
He spilled his coffee when the bus went over a bump .