Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer: Filthy store with cockroaches crawling around. Too many macaws and too few cages. Where do they eat and sleep? On a large ring hanging from the ceiling. These other reviewers must be blind!!

Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer: I've heard from a few people that they don't like Halo because the staff is "mean" or "snobby." This may be the result of some unfortunate past choices as far as the receptionists go (which has been remedied - their current receptionists are awesome), but I think it's also because the staff at Halo is honest. Sometimes brutally honest. While other folks might be put off it by it, it's a good thing in my book. What I mean by "honest" is that the piercers at Halo will actually take your anatomy and health into consideration before piercing you. Some people might get angry at being told they just are not anatomically suited for a navel piercing (for example), but I think that's a sign of a higher level of professionalism that a lot of piercing places haven't reached yet. On top of that, they also have an amazing selection of jewelry, including cases full of antique and rare pieces that will make the cultural anthropologist in you drool.

Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer:
I was not only blown away by how uninterested the girl was that was teaching this "Cookie baking class" this Novermber but how RUDE she was to the only male that was in the class with us! It was like she was extremely upset that a man decided to take the class and treated him rudely the entire time. I was bothered by it the entire time. Not only was I bothered by it but myself and 3 other girls all told him after the class that he should ask for his money back. And he should. I would not recommend the Sweet Basil classes or cooking school to anyone that is looking for a pleasurable experience as the blonde lady who teaches the classes (i believe her name was Melissa) seems absolutely miserable and unhappy with her job. Hopefully the owner reads this and takes note.