Premise: September found us all in London.

Hypothesis: None of us were in London over September.
Answer: no

Premise: But the probability of that happening was deemed to be exceedingly low.

Hypothesis: It was decided that the odds of that happening were really low.
Answer: yes

Premise: i guess why

Hypothesis: I think tax breaks for the wealthy are the reason.
Answer: it is not possible to tell

Premise: Miniskirts withdrew from such sweaty connotations, emphasizing instead their harmony with classic jackets.

Hypothesis: Miniskirts are now acceptable in the mainstream.
Answer: it is not possible to tell