Input: OPTIONS:
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An example of an negative review: So, we went during something of a transitional period, according to a waiter. There was supposed to be a "secret" entry to the study for Breakfast at Piffany's that you had to ask about, but apparently now, it is something you have to call ahead and make reservations for. Would have been good to know in advance...when we asked waiters about it, they told us we could go, and sat us at a table while they "sat up" the room. So we sat around for an hour being told that we could go, which pissed off the waiter whose section we were put in, and then were told that now the room is reservations only and we, in fact, couldn't go. Nobody really seemed to know what was going on, until finally the manager came over to tell us that we couldn't go and we had to leave. Well. Bye. It's a nice variety show, but that's pretty much it. It's not a "social experiment" the way it was originally touted. Also, about 20% of the seating is TERRIBLE, which is where we wound up. I was behind a screen, so I didn't understand half of the jokes that used it, couldn't appreciate quite a few of the acts. The box office assured us that there "were no bad seats" - but I can definitely assure you that there are. The acts that I could appreciate were good. Completely disappointed after reading all of the reviews. Was expecting something unique, exciting and fun, but instead I paid $100, sat in a terrible seat, and then was put at a table for an hour expecting a midnight show, which I never got to see. Don't go...at least not until they get their shit figured out.

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An example of an negative review: I was awaiting to purchase a phone case and waited for ten minutes, no joke. Two associates walked by without even making eye contact, they vendors were quick to find me assistance before the associates were. Not good customer service at all.

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An example of an positive review: Let me start this by saying that I don't even eat sushi. I went in for a coworkers going away lunch and man am I glad I did. I had the Kung Pao Chicken and it was AMAZING! Perfect lunch portion size of chicken and veggies in this delicious kung pao sauce. You can get either brown or white rice and it comes with miso or hot and sour soup and a good size portion of salad + two orange slices. The service is usually pretty good and the staff is very friendly. The price is what blows me away.... for $8.30 I get a fresh, delicious, fast meal and a cold Iced Tea. I go in at least once a week and sometimes more. lol So let me get this straight....for the same price as Panda Express...I can get quality fresh food that tastes a million times better? Done! Get in my belly!!!!

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An example of an positive review: Yay! Really great venue to get up close and personal to see any acts that you may like. Everything from jazz, to comedy, to hip-hop has been absolutely wonderful here. Not the classiest selection of snacks, and not the most scenic surroundings, but who cares? You are within shouting distance of the artist, that's pretty cool. They recently dropped the fee for the parking, so yay for free parking too! All in all, a great venue.