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Output: Four Hours of my life I'd like to have back! The food...3 stars; Loud, uncool music... Negative 1 star; Not honoring a reservation made 2 months in advance until an hour after the reservation time...Negative 1 star; Taking a reservation for 12, when not a table in the place is big enough for comfortably sit 8...Negative 1 star. OK, I won't be going back to STK. It's way too loud for anything except a dance club, let alone a (theoretical) steak restaurant...they're trying too hard to be cool. This means not even a two person table could have a diner conversation; but if a dinner date without talking is for you, then this could be the place. Might as well bring earplugs...the 80s music isn't worth listening to anyway. Not a place for large parties. I planned on a nice dinner with a group of friends and celebrating a birthday. Shame on STK for even taking a reservation for 12 and confirming it 24 hours ahead of time, if the restaurant isn't set up for large groups. Almost all of the tables are fixed booths, so there's no re-arranging...and the booths are pretty much 6 to 8 people comfortably. It would have been nice to have known, before everyone is sitting in each other's lap for an expensive dinner. The waiter was pleasant and efficient, the food was OK. Host staff was useless. I was a guest at The Cosmopolitan, but STK is the worst part of the hotel.

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Output: We've been trying to use our Living Social deal to this place for a couple months now... we finally had the chance on Saturday night. My take on Melting Pot has always been that the cheese and the dessert are awesome - but that I could pretty much do without the meat course in the middle. So we started with the spinach artichoke cheese fondue, which was really really good. The wedge salad with bacon and peppercorn ranch, also good. Then we got to the meat course. Without turning this into a novel, we discovered that one of the shrimp that had been cooking in our broth fhad not been de-turded. That's right, it had been cooking with the rest of our meat, in poo-broth. So, there goes the appetite, and after bringing it up to the waiter - and his discussing it with the manager - they were "gracious" enough to take a $5 beer off our tab. I'm sorry, but serving poop to customers, should pretty much be a no-no. Especially at those prices. I kept thinking of the line from one of my favorite movies, The Jerk, "You would think, at these prices, you could keep the POOP off the food!". I digress... suffice it to say, we won't be going back to The Melting Pot.

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Output: Fantastic as billed. Slices are not pre-made, so you can order them as you like. Definitely warrants a revisit!

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This review is soley on the fact that the time is wrong!!! They close the kitchen at 10pm . And it shows that its open till 12am??? Wtf???? So pissed of that i drove 30 min for them to tell me this!!!! So dont waste ur time coming here late! So dissapointed!