Problem: Write a positive (OPTIONS:
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A: Lunchtime on a Wednesday, four of us and I only saw one other table of 2 come in. Maybe it was the monsoon weather, but it was sweltering! Cute, warm colored walls and original artwork. It could have used some fans. I think we would have sat outside if it wasn't so hot. I ordered the Cubano sandwich. Lot of really good roasted pork! I opted for beans and rice over fries. Both were nicely seasoned and the rice was good (it can be really bad at some places) Huge portions and our server was super friendly and relaxed and kept my water glass filled. Desserts all sounded to heavy. Might be nice to go in the evening and have coffee and something. Triple check directions, it's off the main street and parking is common to other businesses in the court.
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A: Ivan Kane's is a super way to end your evening of debauchery Vegas-style. We stopped in around 2:00am for the last few cocktails of the night, a little dancing and a very entertaining show. The 2:30am-ish Burlesque show was the highlight of our evening! Beautiful, talented and limber dancers strip to their sequined skivies and shake what their momma gave em' while a three-piece band (sax, bass and drums) plays ACDC, Led Zepplin or the like. Not to be missed!
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer: Overall, blase atmosphere (kinda tacky really - red, orange and yellow color palate, which Arizona pulls off better than anyone, but not in this space - it looked like a converted ball room from the early 1990's) and terribly unimpressive hostess. Can't say anything for the food, the initial disappointment with the atmosphere and service was enough for us to decide not to waste our money on a subpar experience (which it would have been regardless of how good the food was). We arrived here after having had a negative drinks and appetizer experience at Sol Mexican Concina (which was recommended to us by Allan, a Westin concierge when we said we were looking for a place with local flare and high-end service like The Mission in Old Town - oh goodness could they not have been further from the mark). This was also recommended, so we tried it next. The menu looked okay so we decided to give it a try, the hostess tried to insist on having us sit in the small lounge area, but we wanted a more elegant dining experience since it was my birthday, so we asked to be seated in the main dining area. She just looked at us confused, literally twirling a strand of her hair with both hands (i wish I had gotten a photo of this - it would have been down right comical how ditzy she was acting if I weren't hungry and frustrated with the Westin's poor track record with recommendations so far). Ultimately she did seat us in the main dining area, but along a back wall away from everything and everyone EXCEPT* another couple whose booth was situated so that they were staring right at us (so awkward). There was plenty of other seating in the restaurant but we already felt like we were being difficult so we didn't want to bother them by asking to be seated anywhere else. Our waiter came over and told us about the specials that evening, and we had to laugh because their special was the exact same as the special at Sol Mexican Cocina (skirt steak), which both servers pushed pretty hard. I'm guessing it must have been on sale in the area or something? This was when we decided we'd be happier with a movie, a bottle of wine and tapas in our villa - it was sad because we really wanted to have a nice dinner out, but the remorse would have been much greater had we settled for either of the two sad recommendations we received from Allan, the Westin concierge.
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Generate a negative review for a place
Output: HORRIBLE first there hours are not what they say at all!!!!!!!!! Place looks beat up! My philly was the driest thing on the planet in no way was I happy I took two bites and threw it away will NEVER eat there again
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output: Oh NO! So I have passed this place nearly two dozen times and every time I look inside the place is DEAD!! I wonder to myself WTF; How does this place stay open? Now, I love Chicken. I could eat Japanese, Chinese and Hawaiin everyday if it is grilled or sauteed. Not fried. So, I get done training and I decide Im going to give this graveyard a try. I walk in, no smell! I look around, No customers. I walk up to the counter and the only thing I can hear is the air vent. Fucking Crickets I tell you. So So quiet. I knew this was going to be bad. And I'm going to cut to the end here....... It was the worst I have ever had. The chicken was not fresh, there was very little flavor and the kicker...... Diaherhea (spelling) and the chills..... ENOUGH SAID!!
Problem: What would be an example of an positive (OPTIONS:
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- positive) review?

Answer:
I love the food here. I've been to one in San Diego and it was just as good. Although, I do have to admit that our server at this location looked a little worn out. I could tell that she was tired and ready to get the hell outa there. We were sat right away a week from today on the patio. Upon being sat we noticed that they were nearing closing time. I ordered the medicine man drink and we started with a vegetable crudites but substituted the hummus. The server forgot to sub it but it was remedied right away. I did, however, love my medicine man drink. To follow I got the chicken chopped salad. It definitely was an amazing salad. I loved the sweetness of the dates along with the sharp flavor of the champagne vinaigrette. Nearing the end of our dinner we were offered dessert. Normally one would wait until the guest is all finished but we weren't too bothered. We were full anyways! haha. I thought it was a nice gesture of the server to offer us free food and drink that was going to be thrown out anyways. I love how they try not to waste!