input: Write a positive yelp review.
output: Came here to eat the foie, which is no longer available for purchase in California. The foie was delicious, and came with both sweet and salty accouterments. I also enjoyed the scallops. French fries were boring. Service was fine. My dining companion is allergic to wheat, so when the bread bowl came out, we asked if there was anything available for her. Most restaurants (especially at this price point!) will have some kind of gluten- or wheat-free offering. Or, if they don't, offer something else instead to munch on while we wait for the food... but no such offer here. The waiter just said "No" and looked mostly confused.
input: Write a negative yelp review.
output: Met a couple here so we could experience the Friday fish fry. We both found it thru Yelp - neither of us had been here prior. The fish was all you can eat but it was so greasy and heavy on the batter that we couldn't really take advantage of that. The chips were sparse, as was the coleslaw. Plenty of fish to go around. Enjoyed a few Harp's and of course Guinness is on the menu. Waitress was really lacking in service - asked for waters several times, had to chase her down for beers, offered us more fish before we even started on the first. We stuck around to hear the band. They were a kick and could actually sing some non-Irish songs! Had some fun and got some good people watching time in (this was just prior to St Paddy's day). Place is dark and run down inside. Looks like some folks use this as their starter bar. I can't fathom going there again myself - bar, food or otherwise.
input: Write a negative yelp review.
output:
N9NE was the place to be 5 years ago, let alone 10. It felt like a shell of its former self tonight. Half full on a Friday night, the magic is gone. Prices have gone up over the years, don't mind paying for solid cuisine but $59 for fatty lamb chops, no thanks. Staff worked hard and meant well, but the sizzle is out of this steak.