QUES: I came home today from my long run and thought I would sneak in some Football watching before I had to clean up and head to church ( we meet in the afternoons ) . What I saw first was this short ad and it made me want to go back out . It was the best thing I saw all afternoon cause the Niners stank it up .

Question with options: What sport might I be currently watching ?
OPTIONS:
- None of the above choices .
- Hockey
- Baseball
- Basketball
ANS: None of the above choices .
QUES: He updated his facebook : So , I have finally gone home to Baltimore ( and Herman ) . The first night home I went to get crabs and they were amazing . It was so good to be home and eating crabs with friends . I ' m still pulling together my new place but hope to have everything together soon .

Question with options: Why was it so good for him to be home and to eat crabs again ?
OPTIONS:
- He was away from the coast and did not see his friends , family or have the opportunity to eat crabs in a long time
- He had just recently acquired a taste for crab and was enjoying it
- He had enough money to afford crab and was bragging about being able to do so
- He usually did not like crab but realized that he now liked it
ANS: He was away from the coast and did not see his friends , family or have the opportunity to eat crabs in a long time
QUES: Its chaos and the excellent staff there immediately attended to me and get me on a stretcher and into a small makeshift room . A guy flat lines to my left after choking on his own vomit , a woman to my far right is screaming in some kind of pain I ca n't see or imagine . A father sadly strokes the head of his young blonde daughter as she is curled up in a ball completely unconscious . An old lady in the room in front of me laid there staring at me for hours .

Question with options: Why would the man die from choking on his vomit ?
OPTIONS:
- He had the flu .
- He had the sniffles .
- He had a cold .
- None of the above choices .
ANS: None of the above choices .
QUES: 2 . The laptops are crap , and the students mess with them so much that they become ever more crappy . Did I mention that my desktop computer will be replaced by a laptop ? I sincerely hope they give me something halfway decent .

Question with options: Who is the narrator ?
OPTIONS:
- None of the above choices .
- The narrator is a student .
- The narrator is a teacher .
- The narrator makes desktops .
ANS:
The narrator is a teacher .