[Q]: Objective: tv tray
[A]: can balance on a hand when the person is standing

[Q]: Objective: coffee table
[A]: holds a remote control

[Q]: Objective: How do I mash up the oreo cookies when making oreo ice cream?
[A]: You can put them in a zip lock and smash them, or simply smash them with a wooden spoon

[Q]: Objective: To attach two sticks together,
[A]:
wrap a small rubber band around both ends of the sticks.