Q--Can telescopes hear noise?
A--My step-by-step reasoning: Telescopes are used to view things far away. Telescopes are an optical instrument.
So, the answer is no.

Q--Can a New Yorker get their eyes checked by Rand Paul legally?
A--My step-by-step reasoning: Rand Paul is a senator from Kentucky. Rand Paul was an ophthalmologist in Kentucky with ABO certification. The National Board of Ophthalmology does not recognize ABO certification. Kentucky does not require ophthalmologists to be certified. NY ophthalmologists must have approved application for licensure certifications.
So, the answer is no.

Q--Is there historic graffiti on Alcatraz?
A--My step-by-step reasoning: Native Americans occupied the island of Alcatraz in 1969. Wall writings from the Native American occupation has been preserved and in some cases, restored completely.
So, the answer is yes.

Q--Does Magnus Carlsen enjoy KFC?
A--
My step-by-step reasoning: Magnus Carlsen is a chess grandmaster from Norway. There are no KFC locations in Norway.
So, the answer is no.