Goal and options: To attach a piece of paper to wood.
output answer: You should place the paper onto the wood then paint over it with modge podge, and all to dry completely.

Goal and options: spatula
output answer: can beat up paper

Goal and options: How to make Red Eye gravy at home.
output answer:
Mix Beef fat (ideally from steak) 1/4 cup, 1/4 cup coffee, 2 tbsp. corn starch, stir over medium heat.