input: Write a negative yelp review.
output: Before I had the misfortune of eating at The Roadhouse I didn't think it was possible to screw up bacon. Bacon, I think we can all agree, is the greatest food ever. It makes everything it's paired with better. The Roadhouse served me soggy, odd tasting bacon that had me convinced that the name of the restaurant was The Roadkill Cafe. The coffee was flavored water. Our waitress ate her lunch just a few tables over while she served us. And even though French toast were on the menu, we were told we it was no longer available because not enough people order it. And they had just opened the doors. The Roadhouse is going for a "rough" look with the decor (kind of like Chipotle's), but it just looks un-finished and crappy. Until Rick, I do not wish them luck. These people should not be in the restaurant business. They should clean out septic tanks or deal in scrap metal or something where quality, customer service and cleanliness aren't important. The over/under on the date of The Roadhouses's demise I put at June 10.
input: Write a negative yelp review.
output: Save your money and your time. This show was horrible, no acrobatics, all you get is lame cheesy sex humor, there are many better 'adult' shows on the strip, I'd see jubilee again over this any day...and that's saying something. I previously caught Peepshow, for about half the price that was actually sensual and sexy. This was cheese, and more cheese. If they advertised the show as more of a comedy I may have felt it was worth the money, but advertising it as a sensual production when it's far from it?
input: Write a positive yelp review.
output:
We just discovered this great little breakfast joint down the street from our house. Amazingly friendly service, diner type feel, affordable, and yummy food! No grease. Will be back for more!!