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Output: Very disappointed in the Drunken noodles. Far too oily and lacking in flavor. I asked for it to be spicy and they did a good job of giving it heat: the problem was the lack of taste associated with the heat. There just wasn't any balance in the dish. Prices weren't cheap but not super expensive-- $9.50 for a pretty solid portion of noodles. Friendly guy running the counter, and it took less than ten minutes from ordering for them to have my food ready. Ultimately I think the restaurant has to be judged on taste, and unfortunately my dish lacked in that regard.

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Output: I love americano coffee and this place made it perfect. The staff was super kind and helpful. I did not realize they don't take credit cards, the gentlemen said it was alright and I could just pay him next time. You don't find that kindness anymore.

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Output: Waited 1 hour in line for a car on Saturday. There were about 12 people in line and 2 people working at the counter. Don't waste your time at this place and rent directly from the airport car rental facility. Renters have to take a shuttle to this facility and then get dropped off at the airport rental car facility to catch another shuttle. The people working here have a very lazy attitude as well. I regret renting from here.

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I've stayed at 3 Marriott properties this week and this is both the worst of the 3, and of any I've stayed at in at least a year. The location is bad (you hear the flights coming and going), there isn't good food (non-hotel, non-fast food), within a reasonable walking area, the shuttle service is poor (35 minute wait for a 6 - 7 minute ride), the front desk was rude, the bar staff was very inexperienced, and as an elite member I still got stuck with a room with a funky odor next to the elevator. Next time I'll stay at a higher quality hotel further away from the airport.