Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A: Worst sandwich on Earth. I'd rather eat a dead whore. Please...never come here.

Problem: Write a positive yelp review.
A: YUM! I went here for lunch today with my roommate and everything was delicious. They have the best iced-teas in town. I always get the green tea with a little lemonade. My roommate got the berry iced tea which looked really good too. We shared everything today - we started with the jalapeno hummus. It's so good, they put a little pico de gallo in the center which gives it just the right kick. We split the small order and it was plenty! We also shared the classic greek salad - I love the lemon vinaigrette - so light and refreshing. Then we shared the pesto pizza. It normally comes on pita bread I think, but we got it on lavoush and it was huge! We definitely had left overs. I don't know why I don't come here more often but everything was delicious! I love it. I wanna try their breakfast too - the crepes sounded amazing.

Problem: Write a positive yelp review.
A:
Saigon Pho has great and amazingly cheap Vietnemese food. My favorites are the shrimp rolls (number 2), The Pho Tai soup (number 12), and the Charbroiled Beef and Egg Roll over noodle (number 25). It's incredible how many Vietnemese restaurants there are in this desert suburb named Chandler...