Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer: So strange!! Came here and sat down right away. The table settings were unique. It was a royal blue cloth napkin wrapping a fork. I was in a mood for vegetables or a tom yum soup or both! I normally order a side soup on tom yum but their menu only had huge bowls of it for 8-9 bucks. So I decided on the chicken red curry. My friend also had ordered a pad Thai beef, not spicy, and these chicken skewers. I felt like the chicken skewers were dry. And the red curry had so much bamboo shoots and wasn't very tasty to me. Also, as were snacking on the appetizer, the pad Thai came out and was sitting at our table four like five minutes. Then the server came back and asked us if we touched it yet and we said no. And he took the plate without saying anything. We looked at each other in silence and thought how really weird this was. He came back and said that the pad Thai was for the other table, because they ordered chicken and we ordered beef. So a beef pad Thai came out but it was really spicy when we asked for no spice. ... So strange... Even still though, the pad Thai tasted way better than my red curry. I also ordered a Thai hot tea, which I liked a lot. But really strange experience. I am not eager to come back.

Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer: 2 stars only because the staff was really sweet. Hands down the worst manicure/pedicure I have probably ever had, while at the same time by far the most expensive. Turns out my travel mates had already figured this out last year, too bad I had time to kill before their planes landed and wasn't forewarned. I would absolutely not go back.

Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer:
Amazing food!!! The service was great also! The fries are so nice and crispy and I can tell the seafood is great because I did not get sick the next day. Just make sure you are positive about handling really spicy food because the XXX is hot. And you may suffer a little bit during your bathroom trips. But overall, great restaurant and great environment to take friends or family to.