Problem: Write a positive yelp review.
A: My girlfriend and I had seen and episode of mystery diners about cafe boa, so we decided to give it a try to see if the service was as bad as it was on the show. I had brunch here yesterday. I have to say it was excellent. The service was amazing, bottomless mimosa's and bellinis, and great atmosphere on what was a miserably hot day. We took the light rail down to mill and walked there, not a far walk at all, very convenient. Our waitress was very sweet and attentive but not overbearing. I had the shaved turkey sandwich with red pepper aioli. It was one of the better sandwiches I have had in a very long time. I most definitely be returning to cafe boa.

Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A: I also wish I could give this dump a negative 5 stars. After seeing the ads on TV, my wife wanted to go there for her birthday dinner. First clue, very slow service. Second, we ordered same drink, an Italian Mojito. My wife's had a bright reddish color of something in the bottom, mine colorless. Point being, they should at least look the same. Server said he'd take care of it, which he did 15-20 minutes later. Apps weren't bad. Meatballs in a way hot sauce and something that looked worse than it tasted. Entrees were at best terrible. My chicken parm was flattened out to where it took up most of the plate. It was burned on the bottom, with very little cheese or sauce on it. My side of spaghetti was cold. Not just not hot or warm, cold. My wife ordered some shrimp pasta dish, not Alfredo. She told me shrimp was tough and had me try it. It was like eating wet cardboard. She didn't eat anymore of the shrimp but said the pasta thing tasted ok. She flagged down a manager and told her about the shrimp, and told her to go in the kitchen and try it. The manager said, No, I believe you and took it off the check. Our server came and just kept saying, Wow, I'm sorry, Wow, Hmmm, Sorry bout that, Wow, Hmmm, Wow, Sorry, Sorry Guys..Hmmmm. Anyway, I agree this place has seen better days and just needs to fade away. There was a total of 6 tables with other diners. Good concept but failing. Needless to say we will never go there again and for sure will tell all about our experience.

Problem: Write a positive yelp review.
A:
I would give this 4 1/2 stars if I could. The only reason I'm not giving it a full 5 stars is because I think the decor could be a little better. The food is one of the best take outs in the valley. Everything has always tasted great and fresh. The portions are humongous! My husband and I typically split an entree and can't even finish it. We've had: Lo mein dishes, Kung Pao, Sesame Chicken, Dynamite Beef, General Tsos, Spring rolls, and pot stickers - all have been excellent.