Q: You are given a review about a place. You need to provide a rating from "1 star" to "5 stars" for this place.
This is one of those places you always come back to regardless of how you're feeling. In fact, you may start your day somewhere else and say "let's grab a Negroni over at la bocca my brother"... And then my brother says "ummm duh, does a bear poop in the woods?, does a priest love little boys? Does the average American owe more on student loans than what I owe on my car payment?"... Hells yeah let's go to la bocca!!! Come one come all. It's chill mixed in with great service and non pretentious bartenders who want to see you good and drunk just like I want!!! I'm looking to my right and there's a woman with a cardinals hat yelling at the tv. I'm looking to my left and there's a guy drinking a dirty martini. It's that kind of place. By the by, the food is top fu**%ing notch brothers and sisters. I just had a mini orgasm in my mouth. Don't judge me
A:
5 stars