input: Write a negative yelp review.
output: If you're trying to pick out a microwave, do yourself a favor and ask them what they have IN ACTUAL STOCK before you waste your time deciding what one you want. We picked out three and by the third one that they didn't have in stock but on display (CLEARANCE they all say, only it's only the floor model, the only one in stock, they do not say, until you ask, and you wait fifteen minutes to ask) we gave up and left. This took forty five minutes. I don't like to be "that person" yelping like a jerk but really. There was one lady working by herself on a Saturday afternoon and ten people waiting to ask her a question. It pisses me off that a gigantic ( yet failing) corporation like Sears doesn't even bother to make it look like they care about properly staffing their hourly employees, let alone meeting the needs of their few and far between consumers.
input: Write a positive yelp review.
output: Wow what a cool "rustic" place! very cute and cool at the same time! We found it in our entertainment book and we live right by the place! We were looking for a cheap cool place by our house. The service was good and the food was yummy! I had Eggs Benedict and my wife had a Gyro. Both were cooked very well and I asked for a lil extra Bearnaise sauce and it was on the plate not in a lil cup like some places! The eggs were a lil overdone but still delicious and the wife's Gyro was very flavorful. The prices were very reasonable even without the 20% off coupon we had. All in all we will be back and if you are in the area and hungry for some good food I say swing in and give it a try. Let me know what you think...
input: Write a negative yelp review.
output:
We came here on a great vacation ruined by this Night Club of horror. My gf got too drunk and while I was in the bathroom a predator working there, a large bald black man, took her by force and pulled her into an elevator. He groped her and threatened to kick her out of the nightclub unless she committed explicit acts with him. She obviously said no and was kicked out of the club. Luckily she had a phone and got ahold of me but was terrified! I took her home becauSe she was too drunk right away a and tried to call the club to complain. Could not get ahold of any management. Left a message and never a reply!!! Called the police made a report but my girl was too drunk to file a formal inquiry and was luckily unharmed. Be very careful if you go here! Stay in groups and watch you friends or gf at all times! I recommend not going here at all! Very dangerous! Who knows how many drunk women get taken advantage of here! And not even a call back from management. The guy probably still works there and preys on drunk women. Dont get rapped, go party somewhere else.