IN: I am cranky today . Was cranky yesterday . Hmmm ... could it be because I decided on a whim to do the Wild Rose Herbal D - Tox diet ( I say diet because I ' ve forgone the supplements - no real flushing of the system for me ) ?
What will happen with the narrator and their diet ?

OUT: They will have to go to the bathroom .

IN: So , I was sitting at the bus exchange in town this morning , and some Nestle sales rep just walked in and started handing out free packs of soup mix to everyone . Most people were just taking them , but I felt like asking whether it had dairy in it , when she came to me . She did n't know ! - pffft , some rep . And then she said I could find someone else to give it to if it did .
Why would I feel like asking if it had dairy in it ?

OUT: I am a strict vegan .

IN: It was , as every food I ate in Europe , sumptuous . We headed off to check out the stores thereafter and found some ridiculously overpriced mod furniture . When I say ridiculously overpriced , I mean , like , around 50,000 Pesos for a red plywood chair designed by some guy who died a few years back .
What country might the narrator call home ?

OUT:
The narrator might be from Mexico since they count their money in pesos .