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An example of an negative review: seems like every other month they are raising rates while at the same time quality of service drops. the occasional down time would be understandable but there is no consistency. Perfect net connection for a few days followed by a few days of disconnects and high latency. makes online gaming near impossible. their "cox ready boost" is just nonsense terminology. you will never, ever get the top (theoretical) speeds they quote in their advertisements

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An example of an negative review: This bad review is my fault. I am a terrible person, but I came here and ordered a veggie dog with gauc. Before I lose 100% credibility as a meat eater, I have to say that I had been in Vegas for DAYS already eating nothing but GREASY GREASY food...burgers fries and alcohol. I don't think I had pooped since I got to Vegas...I'm serious, and the thought of trying a delicious chili cheese dog would probably make me puke. It I were to go right now, I would have gotten the BIGGEST MeatIEST delicious thing there. But I have to review my guac veggie dog. I've eaten a fair share of veggie burgers and dogs, so that being said it wasn't bad. My issue was that the consistency was off, not SUPER off like terrible, but I've had better. The guac was not that good. It wasn't like Chipotle or home made, but it was some like green spread that was thin and kind of looked like bird shit honestly. Taste wise, it wasn't bad though. I ate it and stole pastrami off my boyfriends for more flavor. So, if you're in Vegas feeling as I was, try to get a salad with bacon instead of a veggie dog at Pinks.

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An example of an positive review: Great place for a quiet evening with friends. good wine and unpricy selections. we were hungry and gotten the half soup and sandwich combos which were all good and nicely prepared. the portions are not too tiny too. I like the ambience here very much and it reminds me of how kazmeriz in downtown scottsdale used to be, before it got famous. so dun swamp this place with your wannabe friends :) bring nice people okay :)

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An example of an negative review: Very typical wishy washy Chinese American food a la panda express. The big problem is actually eating there. The place looks like its abandoned. Really dim lights. No music. No sound. Its creepy. I can eat in silence but the combination of the poor lighting is straight up awkward.