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Output: Growing up, fondue has always been a tradition on Xmas Eve, something my mom reminded me and my dad when we were contemplating where to go after church on Saturday. I've been there before and knew that they give you A LOT of food so I recommended we get a Wisconsin Cheese Trio and one entree (that comes with a salad). We ordered drinks and waited. And waited. The waiter finally came out with the cheese plate after I hit the hostess stand for some candy to get me by. The cheese was excellent, especially with the bread. I was temporarily mollified with cheese and waited for the next course (Land and Sea). And waited. A person brought out a dirty pot and assumed that was an acceptable way to serve a very expensive entree. I asked for a new pot and another person felt it was acceptable to wipe the pot with a dirty rag. Rolls eyes. The meat was good but not as much as it was in the past. No dessert and we still rolled out of there full. I was advised not to complain (bad karma) and left quietly. Will not be back. Hopefully a competitor of Melting Pot will hit the Las Vegas scene. There were a few back in my hometown of MI that were just as good.

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Output: Not too crazy about this place. I ordered a pastrami on rye and it was just a pile of meat on soggy bread.

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Output: I had to do it! I paid the cover (right when the place opened) and took the elevator to the club. What I was expecting I'm not sure but it surely wasn't this. The view is amazing but I was not impressed. They have dealers with bunny ears and their breast falling out (and I gotta say, they WERE amazingly beautiful and sexy women) but I believe the minimum bet was $50. Not gonna do it! The venue itself was TINY and lavish but nothing that you haven't already seen in Las Vegas. I don't know why, but I just felt "dumb" just being there.

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Read this to avoid all of Bellagios BS: There are 2 Valet locations, one North and one South. DO NOT check in at the North location (behind the fountains) or you will have to cart your luggage all the way through the casino, it's a haul. speaking of check-in, wow, these ladies need a lesson in customer service. Horrible attitudes and unbelievably slow. BRING A SMALL COFFEE MAKER and some starbucks in your bag; there are NO coffe makers in the room and room service will set you back about 6 bucks per cup, voila! Each time you enter the elevator you must show a room key, feels like your in Costco. God forbid any terrorists would storm the Bellagios rooms. Ask for 2 room keys per person, if you forget your card, Vinnie the Nose will drag you to the front desk to prove your identity, classy. Where is the Safe??? It's kind of fun hunting for it if you like treasure hunts when you check in, otherwise you will spend 1/2 hour of your life that you will never get back. Of course, it's in the nightstand drawer...brilliant!! Forget the slots...tighter than an Italians pocketbook. If you don't like smoky casinos stay away, especially at night it is possibly the worst on the strip, except for maybe Red Rock. To see the fountains, ask for a room on a least the 7th floor or above. Your drapes open with a button next to the nightstand, homage to The Hangover and Ceasar Velotche! At the pool, put something on your towel if your going to go for a drink or a drip, or the towel trolls will snatch yours up. If you don't want to pay 15 bucks for a watered down drink at the pool, sneak in a few airline size bottles of vodka or rum and just get a regular drink. Also by the elevators is a nice gift shop with booze, mixer, etc. IF you have decided to go to Le Cirque be very very careful what you order, the price goes up exponentially every time you open you mouth or shift in your seat. If you add the wine flight to your choice, it's $179!!! Salute!! The good; Bathroom, deep tub and great water pressure, beds are good quality, decor is nice, that's about it. Oh yeah and the crepes place downstairs is very cool with the chocolate fountains. And the art museum was a nice touch.