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An example of an negative review: Well I just moved back to Vegas following a stint in food truck-crazed Los Angeles, so I was kinda excited to see the trucks catching on in LV. I finally got off my lazy butt and tracked down the Slider Truck this week - turns out they were right down the street from my house - sweet! My husband and I proceed to the meetup point about 6:20 (they opened at 6:00), and there is a short line, maybe 10 people. "No big deal," we thought, "We've waited in lines twice as long for Philly steaks from a truck, asian tacos from a truck, hot dogs from a truck, and even bbq from a truck back in LA." Little did we know the process going on inside the slider truck would be so RIDICULOUS! Honestly, I really don't know what they're doing in there, but it took 30 minutes just for us to ORDER and then almost 15 more minutes to receive the food. How long can it take to cook those tiny pieces of meat??? Yeah, I read the sign that says "please be patient, burgers are cooked to order," but Burger King doesn't cook my burger until I order it either, and I think they could have served that entire line in less than 10 mins. For the actual food: the burgers and fries are pretty good and filling, and I liked the interesting list of burgers. Actually, because the burgers were good, I'm really giving it 2.5 stars, but I had to round down. Sorry. Price: ok. I mean, the food is good, but you are eating it in a parking lot, so you would think their overhead would be lower. Service: I don't get why everyone raves about the service. I mean, yeah, the guy at the window gives you a fist pound before you order, but seriously. I would have taken no fist pound if it meant I got my dinner 5 or 10 (or 40!) minutes faster. Bottom line: If it's a good fast burger you want, Fatburger is faster. If it's interesting toppings you want, Bachi Burger or Grind or Burger Bar have a larger selection. If it's a cheap burger you want, In-n-Out is less than half the price. And all of these options will provide you with a table, chairs, and air conditioning while you enjoy your food! On the other hand, if you want the novelty of eating from a truck, go here once, but just know what you're getting into....

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An example of an negative review: I was surprised at how unenthusiastic I was about this experience, especially given how much I love the other place (the Qing Hua near Concordia). Here's what's not all that thrilling about the Chinatown Qing Hua: 1) Fewer dumplings. Also a little cheaper, but still. 2) Awkward interactions with the staff. The waiter was uncomfortable, possibly did not speak sufficient French or English, and didn't know how to seat people. He filled tables in lines, possibly so that he wouldn't have to walk the extra four feet to cross the room, and it made for crowding and awkwardness because over half of the dining room was empty but you were still surrounded by full tables. 3) Some of the dumplings have that little ridge that's stiff. I don't know why this happened, as it's never been the case at the other place, but I think that it might be from freezing the dumplings. So... if you want fabulous dumplings, go to the other Qing Hua.

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An example of an negative review: I might have gone on a bad night, but the gf and I were pretty unimpressed. The ice cream was average at best--And it wasn't cheap. Obviously, I'm in the minority here, so don't take my word for it, but I thought someone needed to be the voice of dissent. I won't be going back.

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An example of an positive review: Let's get this out of the way right now: This is a Kosher place and not TGI Fridays. So don't expect the same type of service. If you've traveled the world, you'll be ok. Don't expect fast, over-friendly service and all the bells and whistles. 1) Don't go there for atmosphere - It is in an non descriptive 3 stores "neighborhood mall". 2) Don't go there if bad grammar and misspellings offend you - The menu and signs are riddled with "foreigners" version of American English. 3) Don't go there if you're in a hurry. Now, that we put all of this behind us... The food is outstanding. This is (what I assume) a great Kosher place, from their menu and the fact that it is always filled with Israelis. The menu will be limited with the types of food you get (Kosher, hello?). Don't expect a regular cheeseburger (It's a no-no)... but expect a delicious fish burger. Did I say that the food is great? The menu has extended over the years and I have yet to eat anything bad there. The portions are very generous and, truly everything is just tasty! As for the service? Effective. It is a small place with 1 to 2 Israeli waitresses at the most and this place can get crowded. They won't bring you the check unless you ask for it (Typically what happens in restaurants in the rest of the world). They won't rush you and they won't be fake. They will be friendly, but won't be your best friend. Don't go there for therapy, go there for great food and to take your time without someone asking you every 5 minutes, if your food is ok. Reminder: Closes Friday at Sundown and all day Saturdays.