Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: The chicken is good, the strips are nice and fresh, but the mac & cheese is just awful. They started offering a "baked" mac&cheese, but it's really just the same crap with a little shredded cheese put in. They make you ask for tea that if only available behind the counter. That's not a big deal if it's not busy. When it is busy, expect to wait and it feels like your bothering them. I tried the new fish filets as well and lets just say you might want to pass. This place isn't the cleanest place in the world but the standard chicken is good and not as greasy as say KFC. The people there have always been very nice and helpful. *Update* 06-04-2013 : The so called Texas Chicken was nothing like the advertisement and was just a non-breaded fried half chicken dusted with spices. It was so dry and was something I would never want to get again. The ads looked so good too.
Q: positive

A: Great NM-style food. I think I've been to nearly every location, including the original in Springerville, and this is the best. I've been here many times and had only one iffy experience at Los Dos: the food was mediocre and (gasp) NOT TOO SPICY when we went several months ago. But don't worry, we just went again a few weeks ago, and all is well. I ordered my usual cheese enchiladas with fried egg on top and enjoyed a Bohemia beer to help wash down the hot salsa and spicy enchilada sauce. Yes, I will return. And I recommend the same for you. Just remember that on busy Friday/Saturday nights, you can expect to enjoy several margaritas in the courtyard as you wait to be seated. They take no reservations and this is a popular gem in the South Mountain area.
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer: I was excited when this place opened, the west side needed a cool hang out bar. Unfortunately out of the four times that I have been there, I have been disappointed. The bartenders do not know how to make their special drinks, one bartender forgot to add the cranberry to the cosmo, which another bartender noticed and fixed. On other occasions a few of us ordered some of the other special drinks, such as the champagne drinks, again, less than desirable. The one time we went to try their beer, since it had finally been brewed, we ended up walking out because the waitor straight up ignored us for 25 minutes and as we were walking out he caught up to us in the parking lot and started yelling for us to come back. The food sounds impressive on the menu, but its not. For the price I would rather drive over to the Great Dane in Hilldale/Fitchburg. We will continue to frequent Babes for drinks instead of the Vintage. The vintage has potential and I hope that they correct the various issues.
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Output: A weird place with almost nothing in it. And all the stuff was smashed looking. What a bizarre place...
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output: I really want to like this place because the food is pretty good and they have vintage soda brands, but they make it pretty tough. My two biggest issues are the price and the employees. If you want a sandwich, side, and a drink you will be paying $12-$15. It's not a "sit-down" restaurant, and the prices are absurd for the portion size and quality that you get. It's not that it isn't good- it's that it is not worth the price. Problem #2 is the staff- they make you feel like you are inconveniencing them by placing your order and giving them money. I think I asked about what came on a sandwich and I received a long sigh and one finger pointed up to the menu, but the menu doesn't tell you...that's why people ask questions. I don't need a deep conversation or anything, but respect the people the are keeping you in business.There is better BBQ in the valley at a much better price, this place is popular because of its location.
Q: negative

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This is my first Yelp review, and so it should say something that I'm taking the time to write 1.) a negative one, and 2.) one on a relatively obscure business. We were visiting family in Casa Grande, and they recommended this place after having some reasonable food there previously. Unfortunately, we enjoyed only average fare compounded by "mixed" service (the younger hostess was extremely nice, the older waitress extremely rude) and at least a 30-minute wait for our entrees. This seems to be a common theme with many of the recent reviews. In sum, I'd skip this place, as there has to be better alternatives in the area.