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On Monday an ad for yet another penile enlargement clinic ran in the New York Times . I believe the masthead now displays the slogan "The newspaper of record and small penises."
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An ad for a penile enlargement clinic ran in the New York Times. The masthead now displays the slogan "The newspaper of penises."