Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

The crowd has spread from him all along the street; they stand against the walls of the houses staring at him, terrified to move. We
scowl is much drawn to his face.

Someone makes his way through the crowd. He
sits down among the pedestrians, sighs, and gazes at the portrait.

A person is tubing down a snowy hill. Several other people
are biking and helmets running down the hill.