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Output: I only went here once. I was going to wait a month or two and try it again before Yelping, but after reading all the reviews I had to speak up. Let me just get this out of the way...soft opening...blah blah blah... OK, now that we've moved past that. The service is a complete disaster. It was 20+ minutes, no joke, before we got water and ONE menu to share between the three of us. After waiting that long for a menu we decided to play it "smart" and just order three appetizers and a beer. My beer came 15 minutes later. I ordered another one immediately, I never got the second beer. About 45 minutes after ordering the food came. We asked the girl that brought it what each item was, she said she had to go get our bill (to identify your own apps? really?) and disappeared. She came back and said she couldn't find our bill and had to find our waitress (good luck!) to ID the apps. Really? The food did NOT make up for the service. Far from it. The deep fried scallops sucked, could have reheated a box or pre-frozen scallops from the supermarket, thanks. The rest of the food was uninteresting at best. We told two random girls we had somewhere we needed to be (I'm like 2 damn hours in at this point, the waitress never came to ID the food) and wanted our check. They said "I can't find it, I have to find your waitress." 20 or so more minutes pass, still no check or waitress, we finally get loud so the waitress comes and asks what we need. We say "Our check!" Five minutes later she comes back and comps our meal. I may not be able to give it a second chance, but other chefs have told me how awesome the head chef is supposed to be. So I may go back and try the sushi, but it would have to be amazing. Let me say something here, Otaku is a STRONG word. I have a shirt that says Super Otaku I bought in Tokyo. That word means "Nerd". When applied to food especially, you are making a HUGE commitment. That only made the experience that much worse. They should change their name to whatever is Japanese for "Mildly Interested In."

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Output: The guy was pretty standoff-ish and talked to me like I was stupid. I know what I'm doing, I've applied for a passport before. He took my picture for my passport and while they were printing, he ran my card, $20 for pictures. TWENTY. and when he handed them too me, they were faded and poor quality. I'm probably going to have to get more taken. I was so mad I just left. A waste of $20. I should have done my research before hand, Costco does them for FIVE DOLLARS and you get FOUR copies!

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Output: -- convenient location, close to the strip. This resort is less than 2 miles away on Tropicana ave, so walking to the strip is feasible. There is also a convenient shuttle bus that will take you to the strip.. as well as the grocery storess. -- new and clean facilities -- smaller but still has a pool and jacuzi

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Remember the Draw Bridge? Well that's where this place sits. This place is a rip when it comes to prices. Do it yourself for 18 bucks or spend 50 here. There is an upside though, the inspectors are kinda lax so you can usually slide through with a little bit of tint and what not. *wink! Don't hold me to that, it's just been my experience in the past. They have very friendly employees. If you do go here, walk up to the moose and order a Philly cheese steak, it's not on the menu but they do have one that's on fire.