IN: AND ALISTAIR IS FRICKING AWESOME OKAY ? OKAY.And ... several days ago I returned from my trip to California . The flight back was rather tedious ; or rather , the whole day of it was . See , the day started at 5:30 AM Pacific time , and ended 2:30 AM Eastern time .
What is the speaker likely to do , when they return home from California ?

OUT: Relax , reflect on the good parts of the trip , and then recover from the tedious aspects of the flight

IN: * sigh * It does n't help that she passed a week before my birthday . I do n't feel right being happy on that day , and I do n't feel right being so sad on that day when my family tries to make it a nice day . * sigh * In happier news I received a Birthday card today . It was lovely , with flowers like a garden across it .
What is the reason for so much ambivalence surrounding my birthday ?

OUT: Because mourning a death and celebrating a birthday at the same time is awkward .

IN: We both agree that it was sheer idiocy on their part to not allow people to create their logins and at least patch the game before the public realms opened . I would be quite interested in seeing a graph of the bandwidth consumed by their patch servers as midnight hit - I bet they had a HUGE spike . The patch did n't take long , so I was soon the proud owner of a level 1 White Lion . So keeping in mind that I ' m currently a level 2 White Lion , I can say : It 's very WoW - like so far . But I have yet to do any RvR or a Public Quest , so it 's hardly a comprehensive opinion .
What may be a fact about this person 's situation ?

OUT:
They are criticizing the game developers .