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This is everything Quizno's grew up aspiring to be. Too bad for us, Quizno's suffers from type A retardation. The Full Montagu has turkey, roast beef and is held together very nicely by cheese and it's fantastic toasted bread. The tomato soup will warm your soul after losing Jr.'s college fund on the Baccarat table. It's like Spaghetti-O's minus the O's, which I am fond of. They throw croutons in there to sweeten the deal. Luckily, I had not yet began binge drinking and was able to read up on some world history. This Earl dude (maybe his name was John), invented the sandwich during a card game in jolly old England. I always thought the sandwich was an American invention. It's Brit. Damn you, history. Damn you for opening my eyes to the truth. And now for your sandwich tip (yeah baby, tip) of the day. Their HP steak sauce would make anything better. If you douse your TV with it, it might stop you from putting your foot through your LCD when Oprah is on. By the way, it's Canadian. Have you noticed how our friend, the sandwich has been hiding behind a wall of deceit? Perhaps it's all for the best that there aren't many Earl of Sandwiches around. I wouldn't want Billy Bob's world to implode when he finds out that his fried bologna sandwich on crust-less off brand bread came from overseas. http://www.yelp.com/biz_photos/DkYS3arLOhA8si5uUEmHOw?select=f87flydbA6bnMIEZXqQuww Now. Time to get outta bed and onto a chair at the 3 Card Poker table.
positive