Problem: Write a positive yelp review.
A: My friend was visiting me in Phoenix a couple weeks ago and we wanted to get off the beaten path and find something fun to do. I'm a Jeep lover, don't know where to Jeep around here yet, and also didn't know much about the history of AZ so this tour seemed like the logical adventure. What sold me right away on this tour was while I was searching for a Jeep tour, we had called a couple other one's and weren't very thrilled with the response as it was right before Christmas. When I called this place, they were friendly and accommodating from the second they answered the phone. He asked what worked for our schedules and literally within two hours he was at our apartment and we were in his Jeep and off to the desert. The tour was great. We went up north and had a full day. What we both liked was that our tour guide was super friendly, EXTREMELY informative, and very laid back and answered all of our questions. There was literally nothing he didn't know about the history of the desert! We learned about cacti, the wars, Jeeps, surviving in the desert, mining, and the list goes on. It really felt like we were back in time on a real adventure! I don't want to give it all away but I highly recommend going on Arizona Territorial Adventures Jeep Tour if you have family/friends in town and want a fun few hours or if you just want to do something different and learn a little bit more about the area. 5-stars all the way around!!

Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A: I have heard great things from a handful of friends, and have lived in the Artisan Village for about a year and a half. That being said I finally ventured over with my wife and mother in law for some of their crepes. The owner happened to be there and the one that "helped" us. We were first ignored for a while due to the simple disorganization of the business. We ordered the root beer pulled pork crepe, the tuna melt, and the chorizo with egg crepe. The owner wrote down the order but "forgot" about the tuna melt that my mother in law ordered, I have held many positions within the food service industry from server to bartender up to general manager so I understand that mistakes get made, no big deal. He got the remainder of our order out to us and the tuna tasted like tuna right out of the can with nothing else wrapped in a crepe. The root beer pulled pork which was the most dry pulled pork I have ever had, but the overall flavor was lacking as well. I let the owner know of my disapointment and his response was simply "that's too bad". I have been in the same situation many times in my experience in restaurants, the difference was the effort put in to keep a patron for repeat business which will not happen. If you are looking for a good coffee and snack I would recomment looking into either the Tamico/M&J Bread company on Roosevelt in Artisan Village or even Conspire the funky co-op at the end of the street. I am not one to rant or even complain, but this is not the way to treat any customers especially ones like myself and my wife who would have been frequent patrons of the establishment which is now out of the question. It certainly is a cozy, laid back, comfortable atmosphere, I would just expect higher quality and a more genuine caring attitude towards local paying customers as a supporter of local businesses. His complacent attitude left me wondering if we had dressed the part of a certain role we would have been better taken care of.

Problem: Write a positive yelp review.
A:
Despite is ridiculous name, it is a great club. Really good mash up music-Ciara meets Grandmaster Flash meets Madonna's Hung Up meets Britney meets Rick Springfield's "Jesse's Girl" then Eurythmics in 5 minutes or less, well done DJ Vice, well done. Decent drinks. This place gives hetero clubs a good name though my sister & I agreed there wasn't a good looking guy in the place. So give another star if your hooking up depends on alcohol and good lighting.