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Output: My husband & I spent the whole day with the guys at a Trip Ink. We are so happy with the service and work done my husband got his whole upper arm done by Derek and plans a return trip to put on the chest part of it. I got not 1 by 2 pieces done by Rob & am very happy with both. I look forward to going back & putting some more detail into them.

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Output: I've been here before and the burgers are the real deal, but last night, I wasn't in the mood for a burger so I had a grilled chicken Caesar salad which was excellent! However, it was an ordeal to get it. I sat at the bar and the bartender (who is well known) was just grumpy and inefficient. He didn't come by our part of the bar for over 20 minutes at one point and everyone was waiting to pay, to order or something. He has a shtick that he peddles and some people buy it, but you know, I just want to order a drink and a salad. It shouldn't take 20 minutes and I shouldn't have to listen to how awful people are or how stupid the POS system is. Listening to other people complain isn't something I like to do. And when I'm paying for the privilege, I like it even less. If you can get a hostess to acknowledge you, get a table rather than sit at the bar.

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Output: Im just more upset then anything......aside from this fact the food is ok....just kind of a glorified panera.....not very many vegetarian options (been a veg for over 15 years and would like something other than salad or a grilled cheese sandwich)...anyway..my boyfriend ate there yesterday and exactly one hour after eating he got a HORRIBLE headache and stomach ache and threw up several times...i called zupas and asked to speak to a manager...i let her know the situation and told her exactly what he ate...all she said was ok thank you ill check everything..never said im sorry, never said hope he feels better..nothing....i dont know...ive owned a restaurant before and if that happened i would apologize and at the very least wish the person well....just bugged me

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I haven't been to Metro mall since 91. Wow, I was in for a shock! My first clue should've been that Monte Carlo with dark tinted windows creeping by and a lady going inside with a bad highlights in her hair, she looked like a skunk n 6 in heels. I should have read yelp before I went there. Talk about being on ghetto blast! Lol. My son says to me, "mom, I think this place is some kinda gangster hang out". So I take a look around, everywhere I looked shady, ghetto, gangster- looking characters. And then my fren points @ Fredrick's of Hollywood. We decide to leave n I see a spray painted blue vehicle looking thing with no wheels bouncing/shaking everywhere inside the mall. I asked my fren, WTF is that? she tells I think it's a simulated ghetto van for the kids. Can't believe they would go that far to attract ghetto slum buckets. I will NEVER go there again. Lucky my truck was untouched n came out alive!