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Output: I scored last minute comp tix from another yelper, so I walked in with little to no expectations. Not at all a country fan, but I have to admit that Shania puts on a great show. If you're a fan, you HAVE to see this show, and it's definitely worth paying a little extra for orchestra seats along the aisle. She wanders around the orchestra section during a couple songs hugging fans, and even posing for selfies with them - it's an awesome opportunity to meet her for a sec and you can tell that she truly loves her fans. The first hour or so was pretty country - I'd never heard of any of the songs, and the backgrounds were extremely lame and looked cheap for a production in a huge venue like the colosseum. I couldn't help but be reminded of cheesy 80's videos like the Cars You Might Think for some reason. And I swear I had nightmares about the scary nodding leopards during (I think) That Don't Impress Me. But I really loved the show from the campfire scene till the end. From that point, it was less country and more her mainstream hits. Amazing lighting, beautiful and classy - it was more of what I expected for a show at the Colosseum. I'm glad it ended on a great note. We were in the front of the top mezz, and the view was ok although she was pretty tiny from way up there. I'd suggest at least getting seats from the first mezz so it's more of a straight view vs looking down. But like I said, the orchestra seats are worth it if you're a true fan, and I think they're only $150 vs $100 for mezz.

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Output: Very, very poor service on Christmas Day! Perhaps it's our fault for thinking that if an establishment is open, they will have enough staff. The one guy got very surly when we asked for sugar for our hot tea that had grown cold! Our food waited on the kitchen counter and got cold before we received it. The food was not even mediocre. No stars at all!

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Output: First thing to know -- this is Central Mexico cuisine like you will find in upscale restaurants in Mexico City. It is not Tex-Mex (gracias a Dios). I lived in Mexico City for five years and still travel there on business, it is one of the most cultured dining cities I've experienced. The authentic Mexico litmus test --- the most basic margaritas are made with fresh lime juice and high quality 100% blue agave tequila, not sweet and sour mix and nasty Cuervo like many places. Taberna serves a damn fine margarita cocktail -- ask for it served up like a martini or on the rocks. Flavorful green and chile pasillo salsas with just enough bite accompany the an unique assortment of chips. I ordered the carnitas, which were perfectly prepared with a crisp texture outside and tender inside. Carnitas are a simple dish, but hard to get right with this ideal combo of textures. Mi esposa had the scallops, a more sophisticated dish, and they delivered. Taberna makes my short list of Best Mexican of the Valley along with Gallo Blanco, Los Somberos, and Barrio Cafe. I keep wavering between 4 and 5 stars, they did everything right in my first visit, have to give it a 5.

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Went to Salt today at the Ipic theatre and sat at bar for about 15 min and the bartender Steven didn't even acknowledge our presence. I sat by and observed him assist a Caucasian woman and a Caucasian couple that came to the bar well after us and be greeted and explained the menu. This bartender then has the audacity to turn his back and go back to cleaning the bar after he helps people that came in afterwards. Finally a woman comes over and asks if we need anything. I let the female bartender know about the poor experience but I was so upset I was shaking. I feel like this happened because we are two black females, we didn't show up looking tacky and we've been to bar before and had great service from another bartender. I'm really disappointed in the Ipic theatre bar tonight!! That's a major understatement.