question: But I did get to talk to my Auntie Alice . I love that woman . For all the relatives I ' ve been hurt or disappointed by , she is the shining light in the darkness along with Auntie Jenny .
Q: What is a plausible fact about me ?

answer: I am talking about a family member that I enjoy .

question: The short versionI did better than I hoped in the swim and on the bike , and paid for it with my run . The long versionI was feeling good going in . Really good . At 159 lbs , I was 21 lbs down on my New Years weight .
Q: Why is the narrator feeling so confident ?

answer: The narrator has got into shape .

question: My step - mother was very fond of disciplining using an electric cattle prod . I grew up in the 70 's , so partying with drugs was normal , though my favorite was dropping blotter acid directly into the eyes . Yeah , kind of stupid as I look back on it and ca n't say I would recommend any of that now , hopefully , I ' m a bit wiser with age ! lol And unfortunately , may have contributed to my extremely high tolerance for narcotics ( though my father had this also ) .
Q: What would happen to the step - mother if she continued her behavior ?

answer:
The step - mother would be arrested .