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An example of an negative review: Man...what potential. We stopped by before Black Sabbath since KDKB was doing a remote and contest for front row seats. There was also a diamondbacks game that night as well....as you may know that's quite busy for downtown. We stayed on the patio since it was nice out. As far as we could tell there was only one server for the entire area. I really felt bad for this girl. She was busting her butt trying to serve people but the frustration showed and I don't blame her. How could management staff a place like that? Maybe they had a number of call outs or no shows that day who knows. But it was bad. We got some happy hour food which took forever and a day to get. The bacon wrapped shrimp seemed pretty good. You get four decent sized shrimp wrapped in bacon and a decent sauce. Only half my shrimp had bacon wrapped on them, but hey who's counting. And I wasn't going to make that poor waitress more miserable. The nachos looked good enough, I didn't try them but how can you screw them up? We should've thought ahead and saved that server time and helped her by ordering say four drinks at a time. The time we spent there, over an hour, we were only able to order one drink each. And that was a stretch. My friends got their beers and ten minutes later I got my greyhound. Again....this has nothing to do with the server! She was really trying. I blame management for not taking advantage of double events that night AND a radio station on site. It shouldn't be that hard. The place seemed like it would be good and maybe on a non-event day I would go to see if that's true. If you go on event days just plan on waiting.....eating with your hands since you apparently get no napkins or dinnerware and flagging down the food runner who is asking every table if the food is their order. We watched it go by a few times and thought wow.....these guys are so disorganized. Legends.....in bad management.

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An example of an positive review: What a great brewery here in Phoenix! I am glad I dropped in on a recent business trip tot he area. I wouldn't go so far as to say this is a "no frills" type place, but if you are looking for modern sculptures and velvet ropes...then this isn't your place. This is a real brewery and if you stop by mid day as I did, you just may catch the crew doing their thing in making or bottling the many tasty brews. There were not a huge ton of choices, but I really liked the depth of choices they had. Within the single menu you had everything from dark to light, even such gems as a Belgian IPA and a Mexican style lager... both of which I had and they were very good! They also have a killer Yelp offer up, so check in and have a pint!

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An example of an negative review: HORRIBLE! We were so excited too! We visited La Fonda tonight for dinner around 5:45pm. There were 6 people in our party and we were told a 25 min wait. I didn't think that was too bad. We were offered a table in the bar, but had kids with us and didn't want to sit at a tall table. The wait was about 25 min. When we were shown to our table my Mom (who had on white capri pants) barely bumped the chair next to her with her leg when sitting down and got a nice brown wood stain, stain on her pants. Weird their wood stained chairs would rub off. When we told the girls up front all they said/offered was, "Oh, we are sorry!" That's it. To me not okay. Now on to the food... My brother ordered a cheese crisp as an appetizer. We waited and waited. Seriously about 25 more minutes. Finally asked the server who was like, "Oh, let me go check". He brought it right out which was about 2 seconds in front of our food. So you think you can't mess up a cheese crisp, right? Just cheese on a tortilla? Well they managed to somehow. The after taste was like burnt oven or oven type cleaner, maybe? Awful. I ordered the 3 item combo. Fish taco, carne asada taco and cheese enchilada. Fish taco was good. Carne asada taco tasted like Pastor, which was kinda odd. It wasn't bad just didn't taste like carne asada. Cheese enchilada was terrible. In fact you could tell that plate had been under a warmer for quite some time. There was a layer of grease on top, which did not look appetizing. Instead of being covered in red sauce it has some type of red spicy chili sauce inside. It did not taste good. Even the beans and rice that came on the plate were bad! The beans tasted like crushed up Ranch style beans and the rice had zero flavor and was so seriously clumpy the nicest thing I had to say was that it was easy to get the clumps onto the fork. I am so disappointed this place isn't good! We really wanted a new restaurant to visit in the area. I am not overly picky about food...at all and please let me tell you to save your money or at least go get good Mexican food at Rosita's or Manuel's, that are in the same area. We will not be back :( OMGSH I almost forgot! My son ordered the cheese crisp and beans off the kids menu and when they brought it out they had the bowl of beans sitting in the middle of his cheese crisp. Who wants the bottom of a bowl in the middle of their food!? Is that even health code okay? I asked the server and he said, "Oh, that's the way we serve it". GROSS GROSS GROSS!

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An example of an negative review: Haven't tried Las Vegas's Thai selection, so I thought, TODAY IS THE DAY! I've been recommended two places, Pin Kaow and Archi's. Since Archi's was closer to me I decided to go with that. The restaurant itself looked like a house that was remodeled into a restaurant. Cute and cozy. Looks like a nice place to have a lunch with some friends. I ordered the Pad Kee Mow and the Yellow Curry. I'm just going to assume that curries are already pre-made for the entire day and when ordered, they just heat it up for it to be ready to serve. And Pad Kee Mow's doesn't seem too difficult to whip up either. So why the long wait? I try to play in all possible reasons for the wait before I critique. Lots of people? Nope. Short staffed compared to the number of customers? Nope. I'm patient for the most part, especially if the food makes up for all of it! But sadly, it didn't. The Yellow Curry was a little watered down to what I'm used to. The flavor was just not strong enough for me. I wouldn't say it was totally bland but, the curry itself was just not hitting those taste buds like I wanted it to. The Pad Kee Mow was..okay. I wished there was a stronger basil flavor and more noodles. You could tell all the vegetables that came with the dish were canned. Just didn't give off the high quality thai cuisine I had hoped for. Better luck next time? I hope so!