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Output: I'm not much of a MJ fan (I don't dislike him, I'm just sort of ambivalent towards his stuff) but that has little to do with my rating. I'd give it a 1.5 stars if I could... I'll just echo what many have said already : if you're hoping to see a Cirque du Soleil show, you probably won't enjoy this. This had way more dancing, far less acrobatics. There were a couple of pieces where there was the beginning of an acrobatic act that made me think "OK, about time... here we go" but they never materialized. Pretty disappointing. If it wasn't advertised as a CdS show, I would probably have had a very different opinion of it. The theater does have a great sound system, lots of good lighting, etc. but this is not what I was hoping to see.

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Output: Awful pizza. Comparable to Sbarro's. Save yourself the time, money, and calories and go somewhere good.

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Output: Yes sir, a great little bar with good food and fun place to hang with friends. Food is better than most bars and Else is great. A place where they remember your name. Always friendly and good service.

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If Home town buffet had a not so loved child with Sizzler and staffed it with the cast of the Night of the living dead you would have The tropical breeze cafe. Not one of the staff even cared that my party of 10 was in their "cafe". I ordered a "Pesto" dish off of their special menu that tasted more like alfredo with a little basil thrown on. Plus the noodles tasted like they had been under cooked and left out for an hour before we got there. The meal off of the "special" menu only cost $6.99 so I wasn't out the $20 it would have cost me had I ordered off of the regular menu. The only way I would eat there again is if I lost all my money at the casino and I could not find a Mcnasty to sate my hunger.