Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer: Sometimes life gets too busy or exciting for mundane things like getting groceries or cooking, and you need a neighbourhood go-to place where you can pick up a relatively healthy meal on the run. For me, Le Cartet is that place. I know I can always grab a goat yogurt, a fruit cup, and an Illy coffee for breakfast. For lunch, they have a nice selection of sandwiches and salads. My favourite is a salad with salmon two ways: smoked and flaked with some mayo. The shelves are full of a variety of gourmet items, including enough varieties of fancy chocolate to keep even the most die-hard chocoholic busy for days on end. They also do a pretty killer brunch and a decent sit-down lunch. In summer they have a few tables on the McGill sidewalk.

Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer: I got acrylics by who I believe to be the owner and she was AWFUL. I tried to tell her what shape I wanted and she wouldnot listen, and would get mad when I asked her to stop and fix it. She ruined my nails. She used tips that were too wide for my finger nail and so I had to have them removed the next day when I started experiencing awful pain from the tips pulling on my natural nail. Also she kept trying to get the nails to be in a weird widening shape, like this: \__/ I wish I could call and yell at her for how awful she was. The place is cheap for a reason.

Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer:
Holy smokes, you want how much for ice cream? Then again, you're looking at a guy that just buys vanilla and if I get a little bored, squirt some Hersheys Syrup in it and mix it up. I guess the ice cream is good, but when I can go and buy a steak at the grocery store for the same cost, every bite I sit and imagine that I could instead be eating a ribeye cooked at home. Another thing occurred to me, what would it look like for someone to be an ice cream kneader if they werent high school aged? Well maybe it would work if it were an older guy with a handlebar mustache.