Problem: Also like Worf , my clock underwent experimental " surgery " when I attempted to get it to run on batteries in the hope that it was just the electrical cord that was damaged . No luck . My dead clock sat on my night table , not chiming and not telling me the time . For three days . Until two days ago around midnight when I heard from inside the closed lid the sound of a chime tuned to E. I quickly opened the lid to discover that my alarm clock was on and flashing 12:00 , having apparently regenerated itself from its redundant Klingon anatomy .

Why might the narrator be late for things in the morning ?
OPTIONS:
- They were procrastinating shopping for batteries .
- None of the above choices .
- There was no point , because lately they had no luck .
- Their time device is no longer functioning properly .

A: Their time device is no longer functioning properly .
Question:
I ' m happy to report that Mackenzie 's visit yesterday to the pediatrician went better than I expected . Knowing that she was about to get a humongous needle in her thigh made it particularly excruciating to stare down at her smiling , drooly little face while we sat in the waiting room , but she took it like a champ . We made a last - minute decision to decline the Rotavirus vaccine , so Mackenzie just got her DTaP yesterday . Our pediatrician was comfortable with this decision , and she did n't even make us sign the " I ' m a bad parent " memo that I ' ve heard that other doctors require .
Answer the following question: What may be the reason that this event happened ?
OPTIONS:
- The parent had a choice in what vaccinations their child should get .
- None of the above choices .
- The parent is practicing a choice in anti - vaccination .
- Their baby needed to get vaccinations after birth .
Answer:
The parent had a choice in what vaccinations their child should get .
Question:
It helps that my frequent flyer status generally gets me into some lounge where I can relax once I get to the airport , but even if I can not get into a lounge , I will still try to get to the airport early . My wife is the complete opposite - she can not see what is wrong with arriving with just 5 minutes to spare . She has the most frustrating ( for me ) attitude of OK if I miss this flight , I will just get on the next .

Why does the narrator get angry at their wife ?
OPTIONS:
- They feel they are not responsible .
- They feel the spouse is too strict .
- None of the above choices .
- They feel they are judging them .
Answer:
They feel they are not responsible .
IN: I just want to spend time with people that I truly miss and the ridiculous things that I am going to miss doing like drinking with my cousins ! haha that is probably the most fun ! I think the whole reason why people are mad at me for not seeing them is because I am not ready to go and hang out with them .
Why might the narrator not feel like hanging out with people ?
OPTIONS:
- They do n't like the other people
- They have promised they 'll not hang out with people
- None of the above choices .
- They have been suffering mental health problems

OUT: They have been suffering mental health problems
I was at my cousins christening today . He 's so cute ... he 's very calm too . But his mom , my soon - to - be aunt .. MAN , is she strange ! She fed the baby so her mom cut her her meat ... and her mom put her her jacket on !

OPTIONS:
- She is married to my uncle .
- She is not married to my cousin .
- She is married to my cousin .
- She is not married to my uncle .
Answer the following question: What may be the reason she is not yet my aunt ?

She is not married to my uncle .
Problem: I find life hard enough . But here I am , doing a spring " cleanse . " I am cranky because I am exhausted . I am exhausted - or feeling my exhaustion - because all I ' ve been drinking is green tea , and not my usual 2 large cups of coffee in the morning plus limitless cups of black tea throughout the afternoon , and then decaf black tea in the evening .

What is a " Cleanse " ?
OPTIONS:
- It is a large cleanup during spring
- It is an aura scrub
- It is a window washing
- It is a crash diet of sorts with some liquids allowed

A:
It is a crash diet of sorts with some liquids allowed