Sentiment analysis: Walking into this place is like stepping back in time. Circa 1978. Back in the day, my parents would come to Vegas to see Rich Little, Joan Rivers, and Frank. (if you ask "Frank who?" I will punch you in the crotch). And the Riviera was the place to be. Emphasis on WAS. Today, it's just a relic of what used to be hot in 1970s Vegas. Oh, sure, they boast of "upgraded" rooms on their website. Really, it's just a change in furniture and new linens. That would be like your grandma getting a boob job. Her tits would look like they belonged on a 20 year old, but the rest of her would still be busted. Old, wrinkled, and hella busted. So why did I stay here, you ask? Good question. I was here for a conference, and the room was pre-paid. If I could do it all again, I would have stayed at the Bellagio and commuted down the strip everyday. This whole end of the strip is sketchy. Not as sketchy as downtown (a crack head once offered to eat me out. it was scary), but I wouldn't wander around outside after dark. I don't think that I would return unless someone paid me. Even then.....
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negative

Sentiment analysis: This is NOT a real Lotions & Potions. The owner of this store is posing as the founder and franchise owner for Lotions & Potions and was even shut down over 15 years ago for posing as a Lotions & Potions before. If you would like to get QUALITY products and superior service, please visit the ORIGINAL and REAL location in Tempe, located on the NW corner of 5th Ave. and Mill.
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negative

Sentiment analysis: Complete desperation drove me back here one more time. I'm still hitting my head against the wall for going again. The place flat out sucks. The music is lame and old. And while I did not see anyone wearing PJs, the "dress to impress" dress code, still leaves me with a BIG question mark. It was actually super busy (because they were having a raffle for tickets to go to Dinah shore), which brought out some new faces. Considering that that is not the norm, I guess it was kind of exciting. Overall, my face is sagging from pure disappointment...I almost tripped on my face on my sprint to my car.
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negative