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An example of an negative review: "We are an amazing restaurant" That is the message you get loud and clear from L'Etoile. The only problem with that message is that it simply isn't true. Besides, a truly amazing restaurant doesn't need to beat you over the head with how great they think they are. The restaurant experience speaks for itself. The dining room was nice, but had a somewhat cavernous and empty feeling to it. It just didn't feel very warm and inviting. I felt somewhat like I was in a fishbowl on display to the capitol square. The view of the Capitol was nice. The service was overbearing. Every single dish had a long list of ingredients, and each ingredient had a story to it. I'm definitely a foodie. I find it impressive when a restaurant will highlight an ingredient and tell you about it's provenance. At some point though, I would like the waitstaff to disappear so I can actually chat with my friends and not be talked at. Seriously, waiter, go away! Let me be. The food itself was beautiful on the plate, and in it's description. Taste was average. There was not a single bite that I had where I went that was an amazing bite! My large steak was somewhat awkwardly stacked on top of a small amount of potatoes. My apple salad was mediocre at best. Dessert was good, but I have had better. The food looked, and sounded special, but it just didn't taste that way. For the price I paid, I was expecting a lot more from L'Etoile. I will not be back because the Madison restaurant scene has too many outstanding restaurants at 1/3 the price of L'Etoile. This place simply isn't good enough to be charging the prices they are.

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An example of an positive review: We have been going to Jamms for years! The food is amazing and the staff are even better. Try the pot of bread, the omelets are fabulous. MY favorite is the mushroom delight, cream cheese in a omelet, so good. My husband's is the white castle omelets, ground beef, onions and cheese. So Yummy. Don't forget the biscuits and gravy!

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An example of an positive review: We bypass Nakama to come here. Great food, always an available seat without wait, great sushi platters. You can actually order sushi to go from here whereas you can't at Nakama's past a certain early hour. Plus free parking!!!!

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An example of an positive review: NEW PHO SHOP! (1/18/2012) After first seeing the signs for Pho House getting put up a few weeks ago, I knew I had to try this place immediately. This part of Phoenix needed a little Vietnamese dive. Every time I'm sitting at home and have a pho craving, I always have to think in "miles away." It's not always convenient to have to drive ten plus miles for a decent bowl of pho (and by not always, I mean never). Well, I had dinner there tonight and I can already strongly recommend a bowl of their pho dac biet! Consistency will be key, but the broth was definitely one of the better pho broths that I've had in the city. Along with the pho, I tried a spring roll and an egg roll. The spring roll was tasty and fresh, and the egg roll was crunchy and delicious! I'd order both again. If you've had good spring/egg rolls at other Viet spots, you'll know what you'll be getting. Oh, and one more thing... no chili oil as of yet. I'm sure that could change in the future, but I was a tiny bit bummed. I think Pho House is totally starting on the right path with its food and friendly service, and if they keep it up, I could see it being a busy little neighborhood restaurant. It's really in a perfect spot that lacks close competition. C'mon, Arcadians and East Phoenicians, go try it and write a review!