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An example of an positive review: What a cool place. Love this place. Want good beer, go here. They have like 50 on tap all of the time and the service staff knows their stuff (they get a "shift beer" when they work, even). I like their outside area but they need to enforce the no smoking. Inside I always sit at the high tables. Their pork burger is to die for. We love their PB&J and their pizza is to die for. The only thing I hate is their ketchup, which is like homemade crushed tomatoes. Yuck. I'd go more if their WIFI was stronger. I have to sit near the bathrooms to get a good connection. The staff promises they're trying to fix this. Also, please please make a huge north facing sign so more people know you're there. If you are lost, find Film Bar. They're across the street.

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An example of an negative review: Seriously, how did this place get four stars? I just walked in and they have absolutely nothing on the shelves at 5 PM on a Friday night. Not even one baguette on the shelf! They should give me the $.50 I put in the meter to walk in there.

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An example of an negative review: I decided to come here after reading a few not-so-great reviews because it was close to me and more convenient than driving anywhere else. When I got there, there was a line of people waiting for services, many chairs open and only about 2-3 nail techs working. I was not greeted when I walked in and sat down. A few minutes later, one of the techs told me they didn't have time and to come back in an hour. It was awkward, but I came back because my day was completely free. When I came back, the nail tech wasn't very friendly and didn't say much, but did a good job on acrylic nails. I went back to get them re-done about a month or so later just to see if the unfriendliness was a fluke (they did do decent nails), and right when I walked in the door she said they were too busy and told me to make an appointment for another day. I needed my nails done that day...not later. So I walked out and the lady was yelling after me. Very unprofessional. I drove somewhere else out of my way and have never gone back since. Just because it is closer, does not mean it is better! This is one of the worst salons customer-service wise that I have ever been to.

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An example of an positive review: When I lived nearby, I would visit this location often. Now, I rarely stop by this location, but happened to be in the area recently. The tellers here are always friendly and the service is quick.....those are 2 of my biggest requirements for a bank (Fast & Friendly). Return Factor - 50%....would be higher if I lived nearby.