Problem: Our bags were already packed . Our flight was leaving at 8:55AM . I knew my grandma was dying and had been anticipating that phone call for the last 30 days .

What probably happened next ?

A: Grandma died

Problem: I fought back and probably did more damage than they did . I already have tons of bruises and cuts and such because of self - abuse so it would n't prove anything . The cops probably would n't do shit anyways , I mean it 's fuckin Wilco cops ... and I ' m sure they would n't believe me .

Why did I abuse myself ?

A: To cope with my unhappiness .

Problem: Fortunately , it passed quickly . Once it stopped we headed to the camp general store and got some fire wood and a little hobo grill so we could cook our steaks ( NOTE : Michigan state parks have fire pits , but no rack or grill in them so you 'll need to bring something to cook your food . ) After a very satisfying meal we headed back down to the beach to look at the stars . It was one of those times when you so wanted to be outside and in the dark , but you are also so accustomed to the city and its lights and noise .

Why may a camper have difficulty eating at the camp in Michigan ?

A:
There is no place to cook your food directly on .