Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A: My wife and I had a horrible first, and last experience here... Hummus trio, while colorful lacked taste and had a strange consistency - and if you're going to charge that much for hummus more than a half-pita worth of dipping bread would be appreciated. Wife had a chicken Caesar sandwich - meh to that, but better than my choice... I had the Chicken Schwarma sandwich that had chickent that was so unbelievably dry and overcooked, with little to no sauce, that I couldn't even stomach swallowing half of the sandwich. Almost $30 spent on this visit and it was an abysmal experience.

Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A: In a nutshell: Good food, but RUDE. The food is delicious....if they give you time to eat it. B. Won has a fundamental service problem. I arrived at 8:45 on a Saturday and unsure how late it was open, checked the sign on the door, which stated they're open until 10:30 every night (except Monday, when the restaurant is closed). These hours are repeated on the front of their menu as well. On entering, the genial host welcomed us effusively. We sat down, ordered, and in five minutes, long before any food, the check arrived, our waiter saying, "We close at 9:30. Please pay now." When I pointed out that the sign on the door said the place closes at 10:30, the waiter responded, "Actually, we close at 9:00." The food arrived, and was delicious (though the speed with which the BBQ was ladled on my plate made it clear that they hoped we'd eat quickly and get out. I was harassed twice while eating to pay the bill -- clearly their need to cash out taking precedence over my comfort or dining experience. What was especially galling was that while we were eating, the restaurant staff were setting a table for their own meal. It was apparent that no one was really going anywhere, and they could easily have let us dine in peace. It's a shame really, that a place with such decent food lacks a basic standard of cordiality.

Problem: Write a positive yelp review.
A:
Dennis and crew deserve a standing ovation for their speedy and precise work. They go out of their way when need alterations or even a new suit. They truly are the best. Way to go Dennis. You have a customer for life.