Problem: Write a positive (OPTIONS:
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A: Yes, I am giving 5 stars to a coffee shop with a name and concept that sounds like a cheesy early '90s skinamax flick. I could be embarrassed by how much I actually enjoyed Bikini Beans Espresso, but why should I be? I didn't just like the place because I am a dirty nearly middle aged man. I liked it because it excels at its concept and actually serves up a good cup of coffee as well. I stopped by Bikini Beans for a few reasons: 1. I wanted a caffeinated beverage. Seriously; that's #1. 2. It wasn't that far out of my way. 3. But I probably would have gone out of my way because I wanted to be able to say that I bought a cup of coffee from a sex-presso shop at least once in my life. We all need goals. Hey. I'm 34 years old, married, and have a baby on the way. Getting served coffee by an attractive young girl who's wearing a minimal amount of clothing is probably about as adventurous as I am going to get for a very long time. The three baristas who were working Thursday afternoon were all lovely in every way. If the coffee isn't enough of a pick-me-up, than at least they are. The well placed drive-thru window is big, clear, and low allowing me to be a not-so-subtle perv. It more-or-less forced me to check the girls out while they brewed the coffee. The girls were also very personable. They engaged me in small talk the whole time I was waiting for that my drink. They even seemed like they were genuinely interested in what I was saying. Asking me to try my drink and getting my opinion of it before I drove off was also a nice flirtatious touch. I guess you may be interested in what I thought about that drink. I had a B Cup of Mocha Frappe. Not only could I make a lot of dirty sounding similes about holding on to a creamy mocha b cup, but It was delicious. At $4.25 for 16 ounces, the price is on par with any chain coffee shop. There's just some barely PG-13 t-and-a going on at Bikini Beans. Nothing offensive or sleazy. Just some easy on the eye girls wearing tight and tiny 2-pieces instead of aprons and polo shirts. If you're near downtown Phoenix and in need of some coffee you may as well live a little and give this shop a try. Bikini Beans is pretty much the same as Starbucks but a heck of a lot more fun.
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A: I ordered my second Grey Goose Vodka martini....clearly it was the WELL vodka....when I brought it to their attn, they treated me like I was a rookie vokda drinker....I have been drinking good vodka longer than Jen, the bartender has been alive....nice sassy additude Jen....sub-par service .......again! Next time, I will not let clients choose the location!
Problem: What would be an example of an positive (OPTIONS:
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Answer: Came here for my free express wash via yelp. The wash is small. I did get gas which was 3.45 but if I brought a car wash it would had been 3.29 but I didn't because I already had a free wash coming. At the end of the wash they hand dry your car which is a plus. I ended up giving the guy $5 thanks for dry my dodge truck. The car wash was small for my big Ram 1500 truck. My tires almost didn't fit but luckily they did. Overall a good value if free but next time I'll get a hand wash from them.
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Generate a negative review for a place
Output: Terrible impression from the start. Staff are young kids that aren't concerned with happy customers. It's not a traditional restaurant set up, I'd liken it to a McDonalds experience. If you like standing in line and serving yourself a soft drink at the soda fountain then you will love it. I was expecting to be seated and have a waiter...this is NOT that kind of place. Food overall was ok at best. I had a salad and hubby had the Diablo burger and truffle fries. His burger had a good spice. The beef didn't have a good texture. Our fries were hard and not even hot. The kale salad was ok. With all the great burger places in the valley, I wouldn't repeat this mistake.
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output: Am I the only person in this whole wide world that thinks Kohl's is very expensive? I dont like all the constant sales tricks either, 10% off 1 day, 15%percent off the next 20% if theres a full moon, 25% if youre on your period,30% off if you are a fire sign. 50% if you are using a Kohl's charge credit card w. an amazing 26% interest. Hate it
Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A:
Cheap, yes. But nasty. Dull flavors, beyond cheap ingredients. There's veg fare to be gotten here, but so much better on almost every other corner in this part of town. Kind of amazing to me that even tho they're smack dab in the middle of Burrito Way that they continue to do business - hit Maria's around lunchtime and you'll find the explanation: mostly gringos, slurping up the watered down salsa, ordering the 5 dollar lunch special and leaving 1 dollar tips. No, gracias.