Input: What would be an example of an negative review?

An example of an negative review: This was a pretty crappy hotel, but at $37 a night on the strip, what do you expect? The building itself looked like it hadnt been updated since the '60s. Our room was in Skyrise Tower and looked like a low-end motel. Looked clean from a distance but on closer inspection, we found crumbs and sesame seeds on the floor and a quarter inch of dust on top of the entertainment center. One of the issues I had was with the AC unit. Although it keeps the room cool, the fan doesn't stay on continuously and kicks on, rather loudly, in the middle of the night. My boyfriend is a light sleeper and didn't have a single night of decent sleep while we stayed here. The ventilation in the rooms is pretty bad too. I have asthma and had difficulty breathing the whole time we were in the building. The only interaction we had with hotel employees, besides at restaurants, was the day we checked in. Joseph helped us out and was very pleasant and knowledgeable. We rented a car for one day from Avis, which is located in the hotel lobby. It was convenient to have a car rental agency right in the hotel and the woman who helped us was speedy and polite. We don't have kids, but Circus Circus seems like a great place to bring them. We walked through the Adventuredome, which has rides and games, and the Midway, located above the casino, has carnival-style games and circus acts, like acrobats. Although Circus Circus isn't nice by any means, we paid for one week what we would have paid for one night in a nicer place on the strip, so I'd definitely stay here again (I'm not super picky about where I stay as long as it's relatively clean and safe, so if you're one of those who refuses to stay anywhere but a 4 or 5 star hotel, this is not the place for you!). People complain about it's location on strip (it's way up north, just before Hilton and Stratosphere), but we had no issues and took the Deuce everywhere, as there is a stop just outside Circus Circus.

Input: What would be an example of an positive review?

An example of an positive review: While I still am not completely sold on food here I have had some great experiences just grabbing some drinks with friends. I came after Nikko on my bday and the bartender comped a round of shots for my friends and I - nice touch! No, they weren't cheapy ones either, I actually was able to pick the drink. I can find almost any beer I am looking for - from Purple Haze, to my home-brew Saranac they have it covered and at a reasonable price. I had 5 beers on my tab and paid a measly $17! If that is still too pricy they had a bud/bud light $2 special which I thought was more than reasonable. Perhaps my favorite feature is that they are able to keep your tab open but still give you your card - as a naturally forgetful person this has been great. On Saturdays they have great music on the patio from 8:30-11:30- which is not to be missed! They play all the favorites ( and span several musical genre's ) and take requests. They also garner a nice crowd, I highly recommend checking it out!

Input: What would be an example of an positive review?

An example of an positive review: Lots of chat about the Hanging Bat on yelp and I was intrigued but my first visit was for Yelp Edinburgh's 2nd Birthday. This is definitely a 'boy' pub. For all the single ladies looking for a ring on it, then this would be a place to start the hunt, especially a weeknight after work when all the professional boys are out for a beer. Its a beer place, make no mistake about it - loads of different types. 1/3 & 2/3 pints and the opportunity to try before you buy (no gf beer though). Good range of gins though :-) The food menu is probably man friendly too - lots of things in buns so no good for that January Atkins diet. However, order something in bread and you are missing out BIG time on the sandwich box of pulled pork! OMG - awesome home made tangy, spicy, BBQ sauce (gf too!) and tons of shredded piggy :) I had this with a side of roasted butternut squash and shallots - I had been veggie deficient last week so this was perfect and about 8 for more of a dinner than a snack. Its well worth a visit - toilets are cool and the downstairs space is great if there is a group of you.

Input: What would be an example of an negative review?
An example of an negative review: I must be the one person who doesn't "get" this place. Maybe I don't like British food? Maybe I don't like loud music, and poor service? We visited this place to celebrate my girlfriend Sarah's 30th Birthday. We were seated outside because it was SO loud inside, we didn't think we would be able to hear ourselves think. The waitress too a bit too long to greet us, or even take our drink orders. Our food took even longer. I split the Cottage Pasty with my friend, and my half was chilly in the middle. That aside, pasty is NOT my cup of tea. I ordered the PB&J pasty for desert thinking maybe that would be more up my ally, but it was an odd mix of flavor, and still not my thing. I didn't drink, but I may consider coming back to check out their tap because it seemed impressive, but I will eat BEFORE I come.