[Q]: Objective: Distract kid when moving.
[A]: Let kid play in empty cardboard box with crayons.

[Q]: Objective: Prevent tear in stomach lining.
[A]: Don't take ibuprofen to cure hangovers.

[Q]: Objective: how do you use a restraining order on someone?
[A]: call the cops if they come near you.

[Q]: Objective: Filter water using a charcoal filter.
[A]:
Instead of coffee grounds, use activated charcoal. Rinse the charcoal well before placing the charcoal in a coffee filter. Place the coffee filter into the coffee maker and proceed as if making coffee, instead it will be clean water.