You are given a review about a place. You need to provide a rating from "1 star" to "5 stars" for this place.
Example: Although I did enjoy the food here, I was completely unimpressed (and slightly annoyed) by the overpriced margaritas. I ordered a platinum which contained "fresh" juice. It tasted like it had sprite in it, so I thought surely she gave me the wrong one. It turns out that "fresh juice" is really margarita mix on tap from the same gun as the sprite. I asked for something fresh to replace the horrible margarita and received a rocks glass with just muddled lime and a salted rim. I'm not sure it contained any tequila. Horrible! It's not that hard to make a fresh margarita!
Example solution: 2 stars
Example explanation: The writer has been annoyed in this place and has enjoyed the food. So, "2 stars" sounds reasonable for it.

Problem: "Been there - done that", with this discrepant racket. Besides the mediocre wash jobs - the customer service, in a blatant word - SUCKS. First, they threw out my clothes that were slated to be taken to the dry cleaners. That car washing cost me nearly $300. I boycotted the place after the owners claimed no responsiblity.

Then, in a desperate moment over a year later - I had an oil change and a wash just before leaving town on a Sunday morning road trip - nothing else was open. I was told that the transmission fluid was low and it needed to be filled. Halfway up the hill on I-17 North there was pinkish crap blowing out of the tail pipe all over the back of the SUV and the idiot light on the dash indicated trouble. The diagnosis given to me by the car repairman enroute was the transmission fluid had been over filled. Nice. Of course, Danny's Car Wash was not responsible. I now done with them - figuring I got off lucky with the vehicle still in tact.

But, you'd think I was from East Texas - the third time is really the charm. The car was "For Sale" and I had painted this fact on the outside of the back windows in water soluble paint. In my final heinous act - I ran it thru this car wash, calling attention to the windows to the incipient attendant. He assured me it was "No problem. We'll get you all taken care of." The car wash complete and not outside my realm of expectation. It was rendered to me with remnants of paint still plainly on the windows and the attendent present shrugged his shoulders. When I pressed the issue, he suggested I to speak to the manager. The rudimentary attendant was no where to be found. The manager appeared. Cut to the chase - they didn't even try to reclean the windows. In the final scene I was driving out of the lot with dirty windows and the entire outside staff flagrantly geering and laughing!

I know... sounds like the dumb chick in the horror film - but I think it's safe to say - that was the last time I left tracks in that driveway. If I could deduct stars from this business, I'd give them MINUS - 5 stars. There's my experience and opinion of Danny's Family Calamity Car Wash.

Check out Quick n Clean on 16th Street and Colter - Fabulous! Inexpensive. Excellent customer service!
Solution: 1 star