question: Once again , I found myself sat , minding my own business , at Leicester Forest service , earlier tonight . A group of four people sat at a table near me . All were wearing Great Britain tracksuits , and were obviously just back from the Olympic Games ... now , as far as I know , they could have been trainers or physiotherapists or whatever , as I did n't watch any of the games , or even see the news while it was taking place !
Q: What may be the reason for them not seeing the games or the news ?

answer: They were too busy .

question: We concluded that maybe we should hang on a bit anyway as its early days ... Two enormous glasses of wine later , I bounced down the road towards Mr B 's door . Possibly a little too lubricated , I chatted rubbish to him as he did the washing up and then cooked us dinner . I began repeating myself shortly after the sausages went in the saucepan and realised I should probably have a glass of water .
Q: Why do I need to drink some water ?

answer: To dilute the alcohol I 've consumed .

question: Me standing in the cold holding on to a wrapped gift and trying to cover my face with the lapel of my coat , and her in her green and red sequined hostess top . Her face smiling and sobbing at the same time .
Q: Why is the narrator standing out in the cold ?

answer:
The narrator is waiting to give a gift .