Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A: I decided to try this place for breakfast..you go in and order and then they give you a number and you sit and wait for your food. I ordered the breakfast quesadilla with chorizo..it was very bland and really greasy. Maybe I shoulda waited and went next door to The Farmhouse again, next time I will.

Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A: So, it's a super hot day today, but that did'nt stop me from craving eggplant parmesan. YUM! So me, and two other friends decided to order to go from their lunch menu. I used to eat buca regularly, so I have very high expectations for their food. When my food arrived, My eggplant parmesan tasted like charcoal. It was burnt to a crisp!!! Disappointment reigned as I tried to chew down my burnt, tough, eggplant. My friend ordered the speghetti and meatball, and the meatball was pink/red inside!!! My other friend ordered the chicken limone, which was supposed to come with fettuccini alfredo noodles. He a small piece of boiled chicken, a lemon, and pasta with no sauce. Hmmm.... we looked at his dish and analyzed it for a while, thinking this must have been a mistake. So I called them, and they were very nice about. Although I do not agree with the justifications, I realize that accidents happen especially in the food industry. He said the meatball should be cooked because it sits in the sauce and has had at least 4 hours to cook. I dont know about that seeing as the meatball was pinkish red. Apparently he said that the chicken limone is supposed to be like that. In that case, it was a HORRIBLE dish!!!! Boiled piece of dinky chicken with noodles and no sauce... for $10.00. They were nice enough to send us a coupon for free entrees to compensate, so I will try them once more, and retract my comment if they are good. Otherwise... stop being so cheap buca! keep your standards even though the economy sucks!

Problem: Write a positive yelp review.
A:
Love this little place in the heart of Noda. The beer is outstanding, ambiance is quaint and Alex, is the best waitress in town. Seriously, she is amazing and always accommodating. Her warmth and charm alone are reason to go back again and again. If you have been and had her as your waitress there or at crepe cellar, you'll know what i mean. I would've given it 5 stars if the food was better. Not that it's bad, but it's something i can do just as easily and possibly better at home. If you're in need late night though, def. try it out. I'd recommend the smashed club panini. Aside from the delicious beer, a must is the root beer float shot - it used to be their Friday night special and it is divine! Be sure to make Growler's a stop during your stay in Noda - great place to hit before or after a show, hang out all night or while you wait for a table for Cabo :)