[Q]: Objective: how do you close your eyes?
[A]: move your eyelids over your eyes.

[Q]: Objective: how do you use a pellet stove?
[A]: burn pellets in it for heat.

[Q]: Objective: Make a stinky pair of shoes smell good.
[A]: Toss the shoes in the dryer with a wet fabric softener sheet.

[Q]: Objective: How to Make an Arkansas Mud Pie
[A]:
To make an Arkansas Mud Pie, you will first want to gather some ingredients. You will need, AP flour, melted butter, finely chopped pecans, 8oz package of cream cheese, powdered sugar, vanilla extract, 2 8ox containers of Cool Whip, 1 package of vanilla instant pudding, 1 package of fudge instant pudding, milk, grated semi sweet chocolate.