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Output: How to put this gently? While I may go back to Pittsburgh some day, I will never return to the Carnegie Museum of Art. It's not that I mind that its gallery seemed small compared to others I have viewed (sometimes small museums have some hidden treasures) or that one whole gallery was blown glass and I felt like I was at a bong shop on haight st. in sf. It comes down to the fact that a docent, while trying to explain a painting with a watchtower in it, told the students it was a watchtower "from Auschwitz, a place where they basically fried a lot of Jews". Seriously? That's how she chose to describe concentration camps to a large class of what I could only guess were middle schoolers? It sounded like she described a bad breakfast joint..."oh that place? they basically just fry eggs". On top of all that, the description of the piece stated the watchtower was reminiscent of those that were spread throughout East and West Germany during Hitler's rule (i.e. not those in Auschwitz). In sum, docents are a reflection of the institution in which they volunteer, and this one sucked. So, Carnegie Museums of Pittsburgh, if you're going to hire racist people to lead your tours, at least make sure they have their facts straight (or can read).

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Output: On the way to dinner last night, my boyfriend and I ran into an old friend. We told him we were going out to eat and he said we should get burritos. My boyfriend was all over this idea and suggested we go to Qdoba at Stonecrest. Wow! Where have I been? I havent been to Qdoba since high school and I have no idea why! We ordered our burritos... The line was a little slow but nothing major.... And then saw their $1 beer promo! Um yes please. We got a couple beers with our burritos and sat by the windows. 2 burritos and 4 beers only came to $20! Not too shabby. It was so nice to have a great priced beer with a huge delicious burrito in a cool & comfortable atmosphere! Thanks Qdoba! We will be back very soon!!! Definitely a fan! :) :)

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Output: Nothing makes me weak in a the knees quite like a well executed French pastry, ahhh *swoon*. Ok mushiness aside, I think this is place is pretty freakin' awesome. After a long hike up and down Mont-Royal at the crack of dawn with my folks, we were all starving. This is where we ended up. Below I will list a play by play account of everything that we consumed between the three of us. Criossant aux amandes - Not as flakey as I like a criossant to be but the almond filling was great. I also liked the crunchy topping of toasted almonds. Overall could have used a few more layers of buttery goodness and some more sugar. Abricotine - Flakey layers were better than the almond croissant and the fruit filling tasted very fresh. Must have been pretty good because I only got one bite of this before my dad devoured it. Gateau au fromage - I got the cheesecake because of the rave reviews I read on this site beforehand and I have to say it does not disappoint. It's lighter than a traditional American cheesecake but still delivers a rich favor and creamy texture. Crust was also very thin leaving the cheesecake portion to be the star of the show. This was probably my favorite out of everything we ordered. Creme brulee -Sadly I kinda regretted getting this because it was obvious that it wasn't fresh. The sugar topping wasn't fired up right after I ordered it and the ingredients in the creme portion were starting to separate. The only interesting thing was that the creme layer is very thin so it absorbs some of the burnt sugar flavor but then again this could have been the result of sitting there for a while. I thought everything tasted very authentic but I can't claim to be an expert on these matters. The costumer service was top notch and there was a great setting area both outside and inside. Definitely a highlight of my trip. Tip: If you want to taste a bunch of the pastries without spending a lot then try the bread basket. It's mostly croissants but it has a good variety. Also very portable for bringing to a friend's place or enjoying outside.

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At first glance it does not look like much, but looks are deceiving. This is straight up authentic Mexican food. Pure awesomeness in my mouth! We were the only people in here, and I was a little hesitant at first. Then, the food came out! It was awesome. There are a 3 signs when I go to a Mexican restaurant that I look for----I'll Tell you them: 1.It has to have real Mexican cheese of some sort. Chihuahua Cheese is my fav. 2. I need to see Verde----like truly good tasting tomitillo homeade sauce. 3. I need a Steak Taco! A good flank steak taco can not be beat. This place knocked them out of the park! Also they brought a nice mixed Mexican veggie bowl that I really did appreciate. It was fresh cactus along with a pico. Totally unexpected and awesome. To really push my in love with this place, I was handed a free piece of cake on my walk out the door filled with fresh strawberries! I almost gave the waitress a hug I was so excited! Great true Mexican food in Madison!