Problem: Write a positive (OPTIONS:
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A: I've always considered myself a bit of a dive bar aficionado. I love the complete and total lack of pretension that comes with them. They exist for one reason and one reason only. To get you fucked up. That's why I was so pleased to find this little gem just stumbling distance from my house. Emphasis on the word "find" because you would never notice this place if you weren't specifically looking for it. It's a tiny little hole in the wall sandwiched between a scuba school and some little collectible shop that doesn't look like it's been opened since Nixon was in office. You have to park around the back. When you walk in there's a bar a few tables, a pool table, a jukebox and that's it. They don't a have a shit ton of TV's broadcasting every sporting event this side of hell. They don't serve food. They serve drinks and that is it. As it should be! They pour em strong and they pour em cheap. It's not a place you go to to pick up chicks. They cater to professional drunks who have no illusions about why they're there. That's what a good dive bar should do and they do it well. I look forward to many a night spent in it's dingy throes. They take cards but there is a $10 minimum. Hope to see you there!
Q: negative

A: One star is generous. Beware, she only has appointments 2 months out and none on the weekends and has very poor customer service skills. DO NOT BUY GROUPON OR ANY SERVICES FROM THIS BUSINESS!!!
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer: This place was ok... Yes, its healthy and good for you but what the hell? My brother treated me, himself and his wife to dinner and it came out to $50.00!!! For dinner at that price I would have expected a better quality and portioned meal. Do not get the tuna salad....sooo little tuna and also I would stick to the wraps and sandwiches. My brother got the build your own meal, and the tuna was not cooked properly, no flavor and very small portions. I got the chicken wrap and it was really good but hot damn they are pricey. I got the leafy berry smoothie...was not that good and really?? Almost $8.00?! If you are going to spend that god awful amount on a smoothie or juice get the green wellness or whatever its called, it tastes better. Overall, I will not be coming back here unless its on someone else's dime. I would rather spend the money on groceries and cook something healthy at home.
Input: OPTIONS:
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Output: This place was a train wreck! I was here with two friends while we were waiting for a delayed flight back home to Seattle. None of us enjoy flying, so we stopped in to have a few drinks before the flight. First off, the service was terrible. We didn't even have a server greet us for 15 minutes. Then it took her another 15 minutes to bring our drinks back. After being there for a bit, we ordered food...which took about 45 minutes. While eating, one of my friends asked for a water and the waitress came out with another beer for her instead of a water?!? When we were done we asked for the bill, and the waitress disappeared for over 30 minutes and then when she came back we had to ask her for it again. It was ridiculous. Anyway...When the bill came I was shocked that my bill was $65.00 for just myself. For 3 house margaritas (standard size) it was $45.00! That is crazy that a pint glass margarita is $15.00. Crappy service, food wasn't great, and it was way overpriced.
input: Write a negative yelp review (OPTIONS:
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output: Alright, here's the situation. I'm not reviewing the Apache Trail scenic road poorly because of it's views, because I am certain they are spectacular throughout the entire drive. I am reviewing it poorly because the idea that the Apache Trail is classified as a actual highway is ludicrous and I would argue dangerous -at least for certain folks. Recently, I decided to take a scenic drive back from the Grand Canyon with my mom and we decided to come down through eastern Arizona. Now on any map or GPS, state route 88 shows up as a NORMAL road on a map, which you can take after seeing Lake Roosevelt in order to shave time off of the drive and not have to continue down state route 188. After seeing this road come up, we decided to head over by the dam in order to stop for some pictures before making our way along route 88 heading south. So we began the way up to the actual road, twisting along a paved (with no railing) 1 and 1/2 (and I'm being generous) lane road. After about 3 minutes on the road I see a large sign saying "end pavement for next 22 miles". At this point my mom is freaking out because I dragged us up this steep and non-railed section of road that ends with what looks like an unpaved road made for ATV's or dirt bikes. (I cannot believe anyone who isn't an off-road enthusiast or at least sponsored by Red Bull or Monster would actually drive this road, it looks like something you would see in Bolivia). Anyway, I had to calm my mom down, turn the rental car back around, head back out to the main road, and subsuquently drive way out of our way to get us back to Phoenix. The road did become scenic again, taking us through the enjoyable "Devils Canyon" before getting us home so in the end it all worked out. But I have to say, I have lived in Arizona my whole life and have never heard about this "road" that in my view, should not be for cars or at the very least should be completed and widened more, paved, and with rails. While we were there I saw an small RV and a Chevy Suburban also pull up, see the dirt road, and turn back around. In the end, I came home and researched more about the Apache Trail (and even found articles documenting people who recently veered off of the "road" and died) and have come to the conclusion that this road, at least in my opinion, should be CLEARLY marked not as a highway but as an unpaved expert trail and there should be warnings regarding this road along state route 188 for novices who might think it's an actual road they can take to get back to Phoenix. I'm sure the views are amazing from the inside (save for the driver who is not going to be able to enjoy the views while navigating), but to display the Apache Trail as a real highway for people to use is irresponsible and potentially dangerous. I have travelled throughout Latin America on busses with bad breaks and have rarely seen roads that dangerous with no protection or railing with no space to navigate or turn around. Heaven forbid if you were to encounter inclement weather while on the Apache Trail you would be in a world of trouble.
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output:
I guess it's been awhile since a review has been done. This is kind of a mixed review, overall not encourging. Went for their steak special $5.99. Place was not crowded 3/4 tables, 2 servers one about to get off. You more or less seat yourself. Server was quick w/ drink order and what I wanted. She offered a dinner salad ($1.99 extra). Waited and waited for salad, never appear. She did manage the salad for the couple seated after me. When my order came I queried her about the salad..she was the perfect "blond"..she giggled and said "my bad" I forgot..really. Asked if I wanted now I said no. The meal..Baked potato must of been cooked early in the morning..inside of the potato was dark brown. veggies luke warm and the steak..hey it's $5.99 you be the judge small, grissled..but it was cooked med rare. Maybe it was a bad night, don't know, but will reconsider in the future....If your looking for a low cost steak dinner, try "The Pub"..much better...so on food 1 and for service -5. You know not once did she even offer to re-fill my ice tea...which really pissed me off.