But , alas , it is a fisherman 's story as to how large this elk was since I did n't get a photo . In all honestly , he had to have weighed over 700 pounds . He made the elk in the photo above look like a juvenile .

A: Why does the speaker refer to not getting a picture of the elk as a fisherman 's story ?

All of her friends are young children and teenagers , this woman is 37 years old . I had a falling out with the woman , because she allowed young teenagers to drink and smoke at her home . She has a compulsive lying disorder , she could look me in the eye and blatantly lie .

A: What would happen if somebody called the police on the 37 year old woman ?

Our second 5 day club was all of the teams favourite . We had about 10 - 12 each day roughly , and spiritually they knew nothing . All the kids were either foreign or catholic so it was brilliant to be able to tell them about God .

A: Why is the narrator feeling it easy to teach these students ?

Who the hell do they think they 're kidding ? It took everything I had not to laugh in their faces . But that 's nothing compared to the saying of a co - worker , " Oh , you look good girl !

A:
Why was the narrator trying to hold in emotion ?