Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer: Having moved from the West Coast, I first experienced Cracker Barrel only a few years ago. We have been several times since, and have generally come to see it as "comfort food haven". When you are looking for a good breakfast, or a homey dinner, it really fits the bill. The place was slammed the last time we were there (about 10 minutes after we were seated, a whole tour bus arrived to an already busy restaurant), but from the service we received, you absolutely could not tell. She was friendly, personable, efficient, and prompt. Great job. I think it is fun to walk through the shop while you are waiting to be called for your table, and even though a lot of the merchandise is a bit cheesy, the prices really aren't as bad as you would imagine for a gift-shop. A note for parents: they have the best booster seats I have ever seen. It is basically a wooden youth chair, complete with arms, but without legs. It is strapped securely by a heavy leather strap to their chair. Anyone who has ever used one of the injection molded plastic boosters in a chair can appreciate this simple improvement. No worrying that they are going to lean wrong and fall right out of the chair! They also have a peg game at each table that everyone in my family (down to the 3yo (who can't play it "right" but still loves to move the pegs) loves to pass the time with.

Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer: This place is called OG for a reason, its obscenely ghetto! The girls here are very poor looking, and extremely aggressive. I really don't need my hand rammed down your sweaty panties... This is definitely not a gentlemens club, rather a sleazy nudie bar. Everything here is overpriced, admission is much more expensive than other clubs that are much more upscale and have more polite/attractive women. The layout of the place is horrible. I felt swindled and downright disgusted being here, I couldn't wait to leave. Try at your own risk, you have been warned.

Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer:
I have a somewhat love-hate relationship with the George. It used to be my Friday night bar for months. I always preferred it's dingy, dive-likeness over the pretentious, lame Scottsdale bars near where I live. Sometimes I miss camping out on the patio in the back corner, chain smoking with friends and people watching but the George has lost it's charm for me. My purse was stolen the one and only time I didn't bring it with me to the bathroom. I did leave it with a group of dudes thinking it would be safe but no. I've seen three arrests out front. One time these junkie looking dudes were licking each other's hands in front of the patio until the cops came. I've seen a girl pee her pants INSIDE the bathroom and then proceed to slip on the sidewalk which was wet from the misters nearly cracking her head open. Many, many stories came from that place. My last visit was months ago and I couldn't wait to leave. It's just not fun anymore. So long, George.