Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: This place is entirely too loud... I realize I run the risk of sounding like a crotchety old woman, but when you have to repeatedly scream at your server and she still doesn't understand you, it does not make for a fantastic experience... "How is the sangria?" "Do you want sangria?" "No. How IS the sangria?" "We have red and white." "No, how IS it? Have you had it?" "Well, it's like wine, but it's sweeter." "Never mind. I'll have a Jack and Coke." They don't have drink menus, but they have a full bar... Unless you order something they're out of, I guess... And I would review the food, but the server walked away after putting our drinks on the table and didn't ask if we wanted to order... So I guess I'll be eating somewhere else... Not to worry though! She came back after about 20 minutes... Still didn't ask us if we wanted to order... And now there's a bug in a drink of one of the members of our party... Yeeeeah, I guess I will take the eating part on the road... lol

Problem: Write a positive (OPTIONS:
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A: As one of my girlfriends says, Last Chance is a "hot mess." Love the deals, love the digging - but it is a perpetual disaster area. If you need more than 5 items good luck because you can forget about getting a shoping cart. There is a constant pack of "cougars" at the front waiting to get one, and if you aren't quick you will miss your opportunity. (I was standing there with a broken arm and someone stole my cart from me!) The staff are usually over-worked and not terribly friendly. I don't recommend trying clothes on while you are there because the dressing room is cramped and pretty dirty. As I am sure has been mentioned previously they do not accept returns so you will frequently see women changing in the aisles to see if clothes fit. Overall it is a very fun environment and I go there to shop at least 10 times a year. I think it would change the feel/cost if things were terribly different... Go for the experience or don't go at all!

Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A:
I won't go back. The most exciting aspect of this restaurant is that they claim to have barrel dispensed wine, house made breads and cheeses(!) and farm-to-table menu. Oh yes, all of these sound great but might just be marketing ploys. The wine is dispensed from kegs(they say barrel to make it sound fancy.) I love the keg wine idea if it's used to offer better wines at reasonable prices, but this restaurant makes a killing off their wine program and offer no values. Examples- Pine Ridge Chenin Blanc retail-$12/ this restaurant $45, Pennywise Petite Sirah retail $10/ here-$44, Caymus Cab retail- $65/ here $150. Could you imagine a wine barrel behind a bar anyway? The food quality is good, but I want more! I want damn good food when I pay $25 for a plate. Why is "good" the standard and they don't try for great, exciting food? The menu covers all the necessities: fish, check; steak, check; chicken, check; a house specialty; check...Boring, check. The food quality and decor earned them two stars in my book. Now, get creative, use local food sources and cut your wine prices in half and you'll catch up with the 2000s. I don't know if the bread is made in house- our server didn't know either. When asked about the house made cheeses, the server explained there aren't any. Then went on to say the Humboldt Fog cheese is from Humboldt County, NC(ouch!). And you'd think if the produce or meat were local they might mention the farms they source from, but no. And, yep the server didn't know where the produce or meats came from either. Maybe, I am completely in the wrong and they simply don't want to put farms' names on the menu or haven't found reliable sources since opening. Maybe this is actually a farm-to-table restaurant and I just had a clueless server. Maybe they make their own cheeses and breads and maybe Humboldt Fog comes from Humboldt County, North Carolina.