Problem: Article: A non-sequitur is a response that doesn't follow from the conversations or answers preceding it. Here are a few examples of common questions or greetings, along with confusing responses you can use: "Hi, how are you?" "You're the first person to say that to me. What does it mean?" "Excuse me, do you have the time?" "No, but I saw it flying that way a few minutes ago." "(any sentence with a technical term or proper noun)" "Sorry, I'm not really into Pokemon." "Good morning" (angrily) "I can't believe you got arrested tomorrow!" "What?" (cheerily) "Good chatting with you, talk to you later!" For example, ask a stranger to lend you her shoes, let you adopt her dog, or help you install your electric lines. When she refuses, stare at her with an expression of shock, mutter "people these days," and walk away. Say "kids these days" instead, but only when talking to someone clearly older than yourself. This works best if you act and talk as though you were completely normal, then surprise people with one of the following actions: Drop to the floor and crawl or crab-walk away. Graham Chapman of Monty Python used to crawl around at important dinner functions and rub against people's legs. Stand at attention and salute someone. Bonus points if you set your cell phone to play your country's national anthem. Ask someone who lives in your friend's house to let you and your assistants in while he's away. Prank your friend with confusing alterations to his room. This prank is best reserved for very close friends, with a good sense of humor. Photograph his room, take everything out of it, then return it exactly the way it was before... in a perfect mirror image. Wrap every object in the room with newspaper, including the furniture.
Summary: Prepare silly or non-sequitur answers. Ask for ridiculous favors, then act offended when refused. Carry out confusing physical actions. Confuse someone by altering his room.

Problem: Article: Build trust by sharing your thoughts and feelings freely with him. Ask the same of him. Your relationship will grow in strength and health if you are honest with one another. Communicate your expectations with your spouse. Tell him what you need from him, and ask him to tell you the same. Understand that men and women have been created to be different, physically and emotionally, and each has a distinct role within a Muslim marriage. Study the Qur'an and Sunnah to better understand your and your husband's rights and responsibilities to each other. You don't both have to do all the same work, but make sure that you both take on the responsibility of making your home a clean and pleasant place. The Prophet used to help with chores. Some partners may need to be reminded to help around the house. If your husband does not notice when things are messy, consider asking him to be in charge of particular chores. Get out and enjoy life! A good friendship makes for a happy partnership. Share what you like with your spouse, and explore what he enjoys as well. Find things you both like, and make regular dates to do those activities. Try new things together. You probably both have games, trips, sports or adventures you've wanted to do but haven't yet done. Take turns leading expeditions and organizing new activities. Have fun at home. If you have kids, play with them together. Think up new ways to entertain them with your husband. Encourage your kids to learn about Islam and teach them to pray. All couples have occasional arguments. Try not to let them escalate into yelling or name-calling. Take deep breaths, stay calm, and use "I" statements when you are in an argument. For instance, if you are angry, say "I feel upset that" instead of saying "You're mean and you make me angry!" The Prophet said to his wife Hazrat Ayesha, "Show gentleness, for if gentleness is found in anything, it beautifies it and when it is taken out from anything it damages it." Break rising tension by reminding yourself (and your husband) to avoid the influence of the Shaytan. Say something like, "Love, let's not give in to the Shaytan. Can we discuss this when we are both calm?" Pick your battles. Not everything that annoys you is worth a confrontation. Develop a shared understanding with your partner about the desired size of your family. Procreation is encouraged in order to build the Muslim population, but if you do not want children, you are not required by Allah to have them. If you decide to have children, discuss with your spouse how best to raise your children in the love and service of Allah. Use birth control if you do not want to get pregnant. You may be interested in using an IUD, Dep-Provera, an implant, or condoms.
Summary:
Be open with your husband. Share responsibilities around the house. Have fun together. Argue gently. Discuss children.