Instructions: You are given a review about a place. You need to provide a rating from "1 star" to "5 stars" for this place.
Input: I've only ever been here for Transylvania which is their Friday night Gothic Industrial night. It's acceptable. I have high standards. Sometimes the music is really good. Sometimes it sucks. They have 2 DJs and I can always tell when the switch from the one whose tastes I enjoy to the one whose tastes I don't. If you're looking for Death Bunnis, Razor Grrls, Baby Bats or *sigh* Suicide Girls, you'll find a few of them here. There are a lot of regulars and I usually have a good time, unless of course I don't. The people there have all been fairly nice.

The drinks are nothing special. They aren't terrible, they just aren't terribly consistent. If you need to get wasted, get some shots poured. At least that way you know what you're getting.

So when you need to strap on your boots, wear your eyeliner, and shake your ass, give it a shot.
Output:
3 stars