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Output: Don't you just hate it when people tell you how good a restaurant is, and how you really have to go check it out, and then when you finally decide to give it a try, you discover it's absolute crap? Ya, that was my experience with Macaroni Bar. It was a Friday night, and 10 friends and I headed out to this restaurant to celebrate my birthday. The place is very modern and well decorated, with a very nice bar; this is definitely your typical St-Laurent Supper Club. The food however, leaves much to be desired. We all ordered appetizers, and I believe the only decent appetizer were the Tuna Bombs. Nearly all of us ordered a pasta for our main course. With about 5 or 6 different pastas to sample at the table, they were all actually terrible. So bland and tasteless, it was almost like eating cardboard. Not to mention that some people's noodles were overcooked. It was a few forkfulls into the Penne Arrabiata when one of my friends discovered some hard, wood-like foreign element in her pasta. This piece of wood was disovered after biting into it. My very favorite though, was sampling the veal ravioli - I swear I thought I was eating dog food! With the evening going so horribly wrong, I had been drinking vodka for most of the evening, and when I decided to switch to white wine, I ordered a bottle and it ended up being served to me at room temperature. We complained to the manager about the quality of the food, and the piss-temperature wine, and all he had to say was, "That's what the ice bucket is for. The wine came out of our refrigerated wine cellar." Well, somebody clearly forgot to plug in the damn refrigeration unit! He offered to replace our meals, but we all agreed that the food was terrible, and did not want to sample anything further. We spoke to some other people who had dined there that night, and they said their food was fine. None of them ordered pasta though, so who knows, maybe some of the food is half-decent, but seriously, if you call your restaurant Macaroni Bar, I would expect you to be able to boil some noodles properly and whip up a half-decent sauce!

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Output: This place sucks. Please seat yourself and please serve yourself. After sitting for about 5 minutes we watched 3 servers ignore us & had to go inside. We watched this happen with 2 other tables. The music sucks, don't order liquor drinks because you'll be paying $10 for soda water!

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Output: Our group was very dissappointed with the pizza. The margarita pizza was loaded with garlic which was overpowering - ended up throwing out half of the pizza. However, The Trailblazer, sausage, roasted onions and peppers and portabella mushrooms was good. The wine was not very good we actually sent it back becuase it was old. Best just to stick with the soda. When we went almost 1 year ago, it was very good.maybe it just was not a good night. It was not crowded tonight, so that wasn't an issue.

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I "treated" myself to a 6 month membership. Never did I think I would pass on a massage but this place has done it to me. My introductory massage was in August and was amazing. The therapist was receptive to my issues and did a great job with loosening me up. However, once the contract was signed it has been awful! I tried another location so I could get a facial and massage and both were terrible. The techniques used by the therapist were just weird (but I'll leave it at that since my review is for the Camelback location). I recently went in for a prenatal massage at Camelback and was disappointed, to say the least. First, the waiting room was so busy with what seemed like 15 employees behind the desk and numerous customers waiting. My therapist was 5 minutes late and made me feel like I was rushed. It also didn't seem like he knew anything about prenatal other than asking if I needed a pillow for comfort. The massage was awful. He scratched my head for about 15 minutes (talk about knots afterwards) then started digging into my neck and shoulders without any oil so my skin was rubbing and it was uncomfortable. I woke up today bruised and hurting in that area (which I don't think you're supposed to go so deep with a prenatal massage). I've had tons of deep tissue massages over the years and never was in pain the next day (not to mention, he didn't even get a release out of it). Then, the ending was so abrupt because of his poor time management skills. I would rather pay $20-30 more to get better service (although, when they are selling you the membership, they make you think you are getting a spa-like, quality service). Honestly, I don't think the price is that great either. I've been to sports massage clinics and have paid the same and received a zillionth-times better therapy. I still have 2 months left on my membership and would rather give the massages away at this point than see if something like this happens again. I would fight to cancel, but this is the extent of my fight since I'm just pregnant and tired. Great idea, massage envy, but I'll pass.