Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: This nightclub is disgusting, trashy & classless. Definitely not a Vegas-worthy establishment. Bouncers....um assholes much? They cut off our girls' open bar wristbands for no apparent reason. Damn I know my girls are smokin hot but don't throw a pout cuz they didn't flirt back with you. The line was indeed small but like any other clubs, they try to make it look poppin by allowing 1-2 persons in per every 30 mins. Not very smart & efficient. Clubs make more money off of alcohol bought inside the club & not on cover. So get everyone in fast & you'll profit from that. Duh. My gal friend is a legit Vegas regular so we got hooked up with VIP (reduced admission for guys & no cover for girls) and line-skip tickets. It was $10 entry for guys with the VIP ticket. The venue & space was dark, ugly, small, and awkward. Like a dirty asshole you don't wanna fuck no matter how desperate you are for some fun & action. That restaurant downstairs TOTALLY destroy the nightclub vibe. Seeing families eating while you're inebriated is not the business !! Open bar = cheap alcohol & limp drinks. I believe there was only one big bar on top of the dancefloor. Speaking of dancefloor, it was tiny, yet there was still room to dance. Hence there were barely anyone in the club for a Sunday night. If a club doesn't play house....I don't consider it a club. I don't mind hip hop either but the DJ was playing rap & underground rap mixed with a little bit of hip hop. Um what? This isn't some ghetto club. Play some Kaskade or Jay-Z please. kthanks. The people...HAH. That's all I have to say Invest your time and money at XS or Marquee !! Where the party is crackin hayyyyy
Q: negative

A: Please stop calling Olive garden a restaurant. It implies the food is edible. It is just horrendous. It tastes like a heaping helping of Corporate. just stop...NOW. What the hell is wrong with people who find Olive garden good....get a clue...Oh wait same people who think red lobster is good....
Problem: What would be an example of an positive (OPTIONS:
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Answer: If I had to present myself as an expert on any subject, reviewing Elton in Caesars is a definite expertise. Whether you're a veteran fan or a curious newbie, you've come to the right opinion place. This is the easiest review I'll ever write. If you're a curious newbie, in that you enjoy Elton's hits but still haven't managed to see him these last five decades -- GO NOW! One of these days he might finally say THAT'S THAT and you'd hate yourself for having missed him. He's 67 and I think even Sir Elton might feel 70 years old is pushing it, right? So on the age thing you fear he's too old to rock maybe. Nope. Just saw this show and somehow his voice was better than the Red Piano show, his prior extravaganza at Caesars Palace. And so, please, if you're tempted -- splurge on some solid seats and do this. You'll be happy you did. Suppose you're a veteran fan, however. As in you've seen him once or twice or more before, and/or you've seen the Red Piano and doubt you need to see him YET again. That's where I was frankly. I couldn't believe the Red Piano could be topped -- -- and I was right. Red Piano is a five star event, where Million Dollar Piano is a four star tour date. Where Red spent a fortune on visuals and sets, Million didn't... despite it's piano bragging rights. I've heard somewhere that Elton uses computer screensavers as backgrounds... as in... the visuals you sometimes see weren't even created for this show. If that's true, it shows. If it isn't, it feels true. If you've seen Million but not Red, remember the fantastic visuals during Philadelphia Freedom? That's how ALL of Red felt: big, bombastic, fun. Million is a little more sedated and serious. My partner in crime suspects Elton wanted to be more of the center of attention this time, and I can understand that. Imagine being Elton and you sense half your audience is watching a giant TV behind you. It would be weird, right? So veterans know that the playlist is similar to Red Piano, but with some interesting changes. I don't want to give them away and so I'll say there's one song that Elton played he typically doesn't like playing. Not Candle In The Wind, by the by. I'd never seen it live and it fit... especially so close to the Mirage (wink). There were also two songs included specifically for the legendary percussionist Ray Cooper. If I may be picky here, the longer Ray Cooper bit is a song I've never liked. It's akin to Mad Men Across The Water... but nowhere near as good. It was included for thematic reasons, but even so, I'd swap it out for something better. The song that occurred to me (which could sort of be on the same subject) is LIVE LIKE HORSES. That would be a superior choice because Elton could have done the duet with a visual of Pavoratti. (If you have no idea what I'm talking about, go drop a visit to YouTube. It's a stunning unheard single.) One other song that I believe was a misstep was Circle Of Life. I'm spoiling this because it simply shouldn't be the last song of any Elton John concert. The lyrics weren't written by Taupin and the tone isn't quite Elton. It comes off like a cover song somehow and that's fine in the middle of the show but not as the finale. Elton should have been brave enough to do his new single HOME AGAIN... with that majestic music video playing in the background. Maybe have it lead into SKYLINE PIGEON and call it a day... and a blessed career. One thing you should know: I've never seen a show where half the floor stands in ovation at the end of every song. I'm not kidding. That says something.
Input: OPTIONS:
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Generate a positive review for a place
Output: It's smaller than the store in SF I usually go to, but nicely appointed, lots of homewares and clothes. Staff were cheerful and pleasant, but with lots of people stacked at the register, it would have been more useful to stop stocking for a few minutes and move through the people waiting to pay. The sales room is cramped but full of good stuff with enough digging. A 50% off dress cost me $80 bucks, which is reasonable for a cotton/silk dress, but I certainly wouldn't pay $160 for it!
input: Write a positive yelp review (OPTIONS:
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output: Well, as of right now, Yesterday's has gotten rid of its karaoke. I'm super sad to see it go! Crossing my fingers that this will return in the near future - I'll be sure to update if it does.
Q: positive

A:
The best restaurant patio I've been on in Scottsdale. I've been here twice ... the customer service is great, the food and drinks are great, but the ambiance is the best around.