Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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- positive) yelp review.
A: I came here for breakfast, right before 10:45 AM. I had to check-out by noon so I was concerned I wasn't going to make it. First, there's always a line at this place, even though the restaurant has a fire capacity of 500 occupants... I was seated right next to a bussing station, so there were always people walking by. It took me 10 minutes to get a simple glass of water, and a bus boy brought it to me. It was a full 15 minutes before I even ordered; the corn beef hash, eggs, hash browns, and toast. The food was only mediocre, at best. The toast was burnt, the hash had too many red-peppers to the point it was over-powering. The eggs were the only highlight as the hash browns were so brown, everything was crisp, not a soft potato part left. I didn't bother sending it back because I was in a rush to check out. By the time I left the restaurant, it was 11:40 AM and I still had to go back upstairs, to the 26th floor, and gather my things to leave. Even though this place is open all hours, is overpriced, and there are plenty of better places to eat, I might come back if I was in a hurry, only because it takes so long to get anywhere on the Strip. One odd thing was, they don't do take-out, they make you order room service if you want something.
Q: negative

A: Ok let me start by saying no one to blame but myself. Reason I am stating that early on is last year I ate here and it was the most disgusting food ever! I spent the next two days on the can! So what brought me here again for more torture? Laziness, kindness, ignorance, maybe a little of all the above. I was in Vegas for work and stayed at the Excalibur hotel and was in the room contemplating what to eat. I knew that the MGM had received some mighty good ratings and I thought about that. I went on line and saw they had Alaskan King Crab legs and prime rib. Sounds good, but I also didn't want to walk across the street and brave the crowds in the street. Another issue was I wanted to try it with my significant other so I decided to just stay in house. So I decided to walk down stairs and eat at the Excalibur. OMG what happens next is hard to explain. I noticed that they had 3 bars and only one was open. I started in the beginning and they had do it your self Cesar salad, do it your self Asian salad and do it your self salad bar. That alone took up about 1/3 of the food section. Next I noticed some fine gourmet foods that left me speechless like frozen style pizza, corn dogs and mac and cheese. I immediately thought of National Lampoons Vegas Vacation, damn I wanted the blue stuff. The ribs were chewy, the Asian food was cold, the selection was terrible. It was all the same stuff as last time I ate here. Considering how tough the food was it might have actually been the same! I ended up back in the can again for 24 hours and like I said before it was my fault. The staff was another issues. I see on other posts they were compared to prison guard, I like to think they were zombies. Maybe they lost there life savings and were now slaves to the casino, either way they were terrible. I saw one man with 5 empty plates on his table and the staff just looked at him and ignored the plates. (coming to think of it how the hell can he eat that much) I will never ever go there again even if it was my last meal and it was free and I was being served by Holly Madison!
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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- positive) review?

Answer: OK, we stayed a week here. It was OK, and I agree with the other reviewers, but, we didn't have bugs like some of the other guests. I agree also, that the place needs updating, but, overall, the location and price can't be beat in that upscale area. The other hotels cost twice as much! We plan on returning next year, and we'll brace ourselves for a new adventure. I also sent a message to the hotel management, asking if they've read their online reviews, and why don't they get a loan to update, and hire more help. We'll see what they say!!
Input: OPTIONS:
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Generate a positive review for a place
Output: The sickest club in Vegas. I've seen Skrillex, Afrojack, Calvin Harris, and Deadmau5 all here. Yes, lines can be long, but as others have mentioned pre-sale tickets are the way to go. They will, at the very least, significantly shorten the wait if you show during prime time (11:00 -1:00). Although, last time I came here we made the mistake of showing up last minute, no pre sales, and the line was looonnnng. We were able to pay a promoter-type guy ($40) who was pacing up and down the ridiculously long line playing on his phone, and he escorted us to the front. However, because Calvin Harris was playing that night, they were still charging a $75 entry fee for guys and some cover charge for girls, too. Whatever, it's Vegas. Once you're in though, it's on: this place has got some serious atmosphere. Definitely filled past capacity even though it's huge, and pretty chaotic at times, but if you're not uptight and know how to have fun (like me) then you will have a blast. I've spent many memorable evenings here with my fiance and my girls, and no other club compares to it. Not San Diego's, not Hollywood's, not even Spain's. Enjoy!
input: Write a positive yelp review (OPTIONS:
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- positive).
output: This is the second grimaldis I've been to (the first was in NY) and I was just as happy with this one and the original! The pizza was bigger than expected and delicious! The waiters were good, although he came off as a little lazy since he refused to help us split the check since we had a huge party (15 people) but whatever we ended up using a $50 Amex giftcard that palazzo gave us and splitting the check evenly. Overall a good experience if you're staying in the palazzo or venetian! Viva Las Vegas :')
Q: positive

A:
Gotta say that for pizza and salad, it is hard to beat CPK. We bypassed the stupid 100+ people line waiting for the Cravings Buffet at the Mirage and were first in line for the 11am opening at CPK. Two people, two half salads and a thin crust pie was a winning combo. Simply, solid fare and we could study the horse race lines as well. I made my first ever horse track bet during this meal. Damn you "All the Figs Men"!