Problem: Write a positive yelp review.
A: $30 mani/pedi. That's worth 4 stars. Secret must be out, because it's always busy - but the technicians are all very polite, they have a huge selection of colors, it seems relatively clean, and they have been on-time-ish with appointments. The massage chairs are huge and comfy. The do take credit cards, but you have to tip in cash (for those of you, like me, who never, ever carry cash). My only complaint is that it can be a little inconsistent. Sometimes you get hand warmers, sometimes you get a 5 minute leg massage, sometimes you don't. Meh. Just seriously, prepare to be grossly underwhelmed with the decor and lack of spa-like environment. It is straight up just a nail shop. There are no organic foot bubbles, or vanilla hand scrubs - but the price is right.

Problem: Write a positive yelp review.
A: Everything I have had on the dinner menu was amazing (5 stars), however I was not impressed with their brunch menu (2 stars). The atmosphere bumped them up to 4 stars. Make sure to make a reservation or you won't be seated until 8pm to eat.

Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A:
I purchased a Groupon to try this place out, and it was a huge mistake. I showed it to our server up front, and our total bill came to about $40. When I paid, I handed over my credit card and the Groupon. The server went in the back to talk to his manager, and then came back to our table. He told us that the manager would not accept the Groupon, and that he had charged the full amount to my card. When I asked to speak with the manager, our server's response was "he won't come out, he's too angry to talk with you". What? The food was decent, but we left feeling angry and disrespected. Don't waste your time with this place.