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An example of an positive review: I think this hospital has improved in leaps and bounds. The parking still sucks here and gets worse with the snowbirds. Love that they installed solar but they still don't have them hooked up yet to generate electricity. They are getting better with service but like all hospitals avoid the emergency room as much as possible.

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An example of an negative review: JCPenney Portrait Area: DO NOT GET YOUR PHOTOS HERE This is beyond the WORST service I have ever received in my life. I have been to many portrait studios over the years for Xmas photos, my child's yearly photos, family photos,etc. Never have I ever been so disappointed in my life. First off, my appointment was scheduled at 12:20 pm. Not only did I arrive 20 minutes beforehand, but the studio was packed and I was told they were 20 minutes behind schedule. Well guess what, you were an hour behind!!! There were at least 4 groups of people ahead of me and you have only 2 photographers . Second of all, when I patiently waited to have my pictures finally taken, the photographer breezed through it. I had to ask her twice to look at some of the photos and guess what my child's eyes were FUCKING closed. Seriously? You're job is a photographer - she's 6. She's not screaming in your face and she smiles on cue. Why the FUCK can't you make sure she's looking directly at you and her eyes are not shut? Plus, the photographer spent like what? 10 minutes during our session because yes, I know you guys are behind, but wow I'm paying for photos that are going to my family, so have some respect and give me some common courtesy. Unlike the two other moms before me that told you people off I was actually patient sitting there with my child not creating a fuss at the studio. Guess that doesn't work!!! (By the way, those 2 moms didn't even get good photos either). Third of all, when I was done with my session, guess what. No one showed me my pictures. I saw the computers opened and found my name and found, I don't know, maybe 1 out of the 3 pictures I thought was okay. It wasn't even great because if you look through our album, my daughter's eyes were either closed or she wasn't even looking at the camera. And when I was finally done then someone comes over "Oh no, no one helped you?" Yeah no shit. And then you try to sell me on more products? My photos are already like shit, why the fuck would I get my Xmas cards from you?!?! I don't even know if I want to use them on my card. I might just go to the park and have a random stranger take a picture of my daughter and I and it would look better than the photos you guys took. Needless to say, you guys need to spread out your appointments more. 20 minutes in between sessions with 2 photographers on a week before Thanksgiving? The company should know better. And oh yeah, you guys ALSO ran out of photo CDs so I have to come back in a week to even get my digital images. Thanks a lot! I would be more pissed off if I paid regular price for this session at all. Luckily I got the $25 JCPenney photo Groupon like most of the moms did and one of the employees actually said that was worth $150?! Haha. Seriously? I just took professional family photos with my daughter for $300 and I had a photographer and assistant for a whole hour with three outfit changes. I will never go here or recommend this place to anyone. In fact, I Yelp on a daily basis and you will be seeing my review up for this store. Oh yes and I know some of you are probably thinking, well you get what you paid for, but honestly, if you're going to be that bad DON'T PUT YOUR COMPANY ON GROUPON

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An example of an negative review: I've never known what to make of Biblos - its stylish, modern, more than a bit classy - but it seems all fur coat and no knickers. Really, this place should be great, but its just ever so slightly over priced, the staff are ever so slightly rude, the food it serves isnt particularly great value, nor is it very tasty and frankly I find the atmosphere so tense you could cut it with a knife. Its a shame really, because if this place tried just a little harder, it could be great- but it doesnt - it seems to me that it uses its looks to draw you in, then it just leaves you feeling a bit disappointed.

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An example of an positive review: Hands down one of my favorite dive bars in Las Vegas!!!!!! I have been here a few times with my coworkers and have had such a blast. They have pool tables, foosball tables and shuffle boards. Along with a jukebox that has music galore!!! The food is pretty delicious from the Badger Cafe, always got to eat a french fry with every drink....!!! DRINKS ARE SUPERRRRRRRR CHEAP! Where else can you go and get a vodka cran for $3........say what! Yes I said it, $3! Most drinks are $3-$6, cant get better then that! The staff here is great. They usually have 2 bartenders so sometimes it takes a little bit longer on busy nights to get your drinks, but they are so nice. I would recommend this place to anyone looking for a fun night out with friends, or just looking to grab a drink with a friend.