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Output: This was disappointing for a number of reasons, some of which may have been outside the control of Los Dos Molinos. It was built up quite a bit from people who had been there or heard of it. I was excited since there are not a lot of awesome restaurants that I am aware of in this area. Maybe the other locations are better, this one was NOT up to much. It seems like it's trying to get by on being famous for spicy food (not my thing) and kitschy atmosphere. We tried going by for lunch and couldn't find the door. I am still not sure if it was closed or not at noon on a Saturday, but it looked deserted. We tried again later at dinnertime. The inside area was PACKED. It was like a third world airport. A screaming baby and rude party-girl customers didn't help, but the atmosphere inside was cramped and not ok. We ended up sitting on the patio which was fun and eclectic, but not the most comfortable. There were benches and things instead of normal chairs and it was lit strangely. The atmosphere outside was marred by more obnoxious kids and the guy at the table next to us noisily losing his mind over the service quality and other things. Great entertainment! The service quality was pretty marginal. They seemed really short staffed, and we had to wait forever to place orders and then longer than expected for pretty much everything. They were crowded, but that should not have been short staffed on a Saturday night! There are warnings that the food there is SPICY and they are not messing around. The salsa was painful, the options were between too spicy for me and biological weapons. I ordered a bean burrito, which was not actually spicy. I forgot what my date ordered, but it was just ok and not particularly spicy either. As a vegetarian who is spice-averse, there weren't tons of options. There are so many great Mexican restaurants in Phoenix, I don't see coming back here.

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Output: Maybe it's what I ordered but i wasn't impressed with this place at all. Their decor was really nice especially with their chocolate fountain. We ordered the crepe with the exotic fruits on it. All it had was the crepe, the fruits were I guess all pureed together and bit of mango. Since all the fruits were pureed, to me it tasted and had the texture of baby food! It was too weird and not so good. The ice cream that it came with was pretty good though. It was coconut and it had real coconut shavings in it. Overall, the place is cute, but everything is really overpriced. Our crepe was $10 and looking at everything else, it's pretty overpriced. But then again, what do you expect? it's vegas!

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Output: Used to love this place till I met the owner! Never going here again!

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best service any music lover could ever ask for! i bought my first guitar from this location a while back and i recently just stopped in to buy my first pedal for my guitar. i have to say that Zachary (i believe thats his name.. slightly ginger hair, short scruffy beard) helped me out so much! he spent over an hour and a half with me showing me/ letting me play just about every pedal they had out. he not only took the time to teach me how the pedal worked and what certain settings do and what sounds they make (as I've never used a pedal before in my life) but he also really took an interest as to what sounds i am into as far as playing goes and was also showing me cool sounds with different combinations of pedals that he thought would work well with my sound. he didn't try and push me toward any certain pedal just to get me out of there, he helped me to experiment with each sound to let the right pedal find me. his expertise helped me narrow down the selection and ultimately pick the perfect pedal. i walked out of there feeling extremely confident and happy with the choice of pedal, i was super anxious to get home and start experimenting!!! i from now on will ALWAYS be buying any future pedals/guitars from this guitar center, they know what they are doing. thanks so much zachary!!