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An example of an positive review: Disclaimer: I was fairly intoxicated while dining here so my opinion may be skewered, however, I remember my food tasting amazing! Our waiter was funny and very patient with my group of friends. I'm sure he deals with our type of crowd often...it was 3am and we're in Vegas...he should get a medal! My friends ordered the grilled cheese...OMG, that was delicious. Had 4 different cheeses and the portions were huge. Good choice! My friend and I shared a bacon burger and turkey burger with cranberry mayonnaise...sounds weird but it worked great. I really loved the food. The kettle chips were perfectly crunchy and the fries tasted fresh. I would go back! :)

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An example of an negative review: I would go even lower if I could. We went to see Adam Carolla at Stand Up Live and were very disappointed. It wasn't even standup. It was a filming of a podcast. Not Adam by himself but a phony morning show setting with 3 no name actors he interacted with. Worst part it wasn't funny. Next worse part is it cost me $41 a person to be an unpaid extra in this bs podcast. It actually had commercials we had to sit through too. It was a horrible misrepresentation in the part of Stand Up Live. When you goto stand up live you expect stand up comedy. Way over crowded too. Literally had to sit with strangers completely packed in like sardines. It was like Adam thinks he still is on man show. Your not. Get back to your roots as a stand up comedian and quit trying to gouge every cent by filming podcasts under the rouse of stand up. Everybody in the ground was pissed too. It wasn't just me.

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An example of an negative review: You are better off staying in a roach motel. Older than the hills and twice as dirty. It is possible that this broken down shit hole is zombie headquarters.

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An example of an negative review: What a letdown! Last Friday night, me and my family wanted to go out for pizza, we decided on Nello's because we haven't been there in YEARS. The waitress took our order right away, we ordered the cheesey garlic toast, house salad (no olives), and a thin crust cheese pizza. The garlic bread was so good, was the only thing I actually enjoyed. The salad came out and was missing all of the meat, it was just yellowed iceberg lettuce, carrot shavings, and a scant amount of cheese. We asked the waitress about the missing meat and she said she would bring it... it never came. The pizza arrived and was horridly undercooked, the cheese wasn't even melted in the middle! At this point i was just done, and super sad for my dining experience. We asked for our check and it took (no exaggeration) 13 minutes to get it. With two young kids this felt like ETERNITY. She dropped it off finnaalllyy and we paid with a card. While all of this was happening there was either a regular or a local celebrity that was seated near us with his huge family. So instead of running our card she took their drink order, gave them their drinks, then took their food order... brought out their appetizer AND THEN RAN MY CARD. Shoot!!! took us close to 30 minutes just to receive our check, pay, and leave. Totally unacceptable, we will not be going back here :( The food was not that great, and the service was bad, not how i like spending my friday night.