Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A: This was my first experience in Vegas, & I wish to come back to experience a better hotel. The Casino was fine, but check in was HORRIBLE. The hotel check in is right in the middle of the casino & it took us an hour and a half in line with a small dog (the place is dog friendly, whoopee!) to even check in, & we called & reserved before-hand. The unique thing about the Quad is it's an overflow hotel for 4 other major hotels, Flamingo, MGM, Caesars & somewhere else.....it used to be the old Imperial Palace & you can tell, they kept most of the same decor sans some fun new posters...parking was a nightmare & they shut down most of the parking lot for no reason whatsoever...the layout of the hotel is confusing as all heck & if I was drunk coming back to my hotel room, I definitely would be getting lost. I rated 2 stars because the Japanese restaurant in the place is AWESOME & open 24hrs, but everything else is quite lackluster. The "celebrity" performers were pretty interesting....while I suffered in line. Figure out a better queue & put some money into your overflow hotel, guys!!! Price was $90 for two people & a small pet ($100 refunded pet deposit), meh.

Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A: what do they say about idiocy? making the same mistake over and over, expecting different results each time? well, tattoo idiot on my forehead and give me a pickled pork foot to knaw on. quick service, cheap, everywhere, and usually no longer than 10 minute wait. but every time i come home, my girl immediately inspects my head and ALWAYS notices their mistakes....I don't usually notice until a day or so later....mostly they never clean up over my ears, leave large uneven patches on the crown of my head, and never ever cut my bangs to match the rest of my head (thus i have a little poof of long hair in the front). then i take my receipt back and get a re-do. every time. well...if it's simple enough, my girl will just trim it. i've tried different times of the day (first thing in the morning so the cutters are fresh, or later in the day after they've warmed up), but that strategy doesn't really work either. but i just keep going back. so it's not really great clips then is it?

Problem: Write a positive yelp review.
A:
Good refried beans, very interesting and delicious tacos, chips were good. Unfortunately, the salsa tastes exactly like marinara sauce and the rice is a little flavorless. Otherwise pretty good!