Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer: The location is in a funny side of town, but the food out beats it; their 12:00pm to 2 :00pm all you can eat lunch buffet is quite the catch.

Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer: Ugh this place is annoying. - too many stairs - bouncers are incredibly rude - dance floor is closed off ~11pm because it gets too crowded - when on the dance floor, I'm afraid to leave the dance floor (for bathroom or drink) because I'm worried I won't be able to come back - too crowded - outdoor area is too cold during the winter - headlining DJ doesn't come out until 1-1:30am - hiphop floor stinks

Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer:
Yummy yummy yummy... Good price and friendly service xoxo open late has good choices!...good prices too