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An example of an positive review: This place is a japanese Ramen Noodle Bar. I have no idea what the hell kind of customer service people expect from a damn noodle bar. I expect food that is delicious, which this place is, a decent price, which Monta is a little on the pricer for it's product type, but not for it's quality, and food that is fast, which Monta is as well. If you go get the fried rice, and the ramen, any kind. That's all I have to say. I'm pretty sure I've eaten more food than you, if anything at least more calories, so just trust me when I say go here and eat!

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An example of an positive review: Tonight was the grand opening and.....they nailed it. SERVICE: A+ DECORE: A+ DRINK STRENGTH : A+ TIME TO GET IN: C (with being on the list w a table) but with all the other A's...it was worth it. They have a girls/guys bathroom with a bar in it that is one of the coolest things I have ever seen and music that is "bumpin". We even ordered some food to munch on and it was DELICIOUS. we got the tuna tartar a chicken salad and some pork stick things that were great portions and very tasty. Plus the service never faltered and was super impassive for being PACKED and opening night. All in all...I was IMPRESSED and for SURE going back.

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An example of an positive review: Best place to have your taxi cab driver or DD drive through to pick up monster tacos and an oreo shake that you will greatly enjoy while still inebriated, but completely regret the next morning! Yeah, buddy!

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An example of an negative review: It's going to be hard to write this review without swearing, but I'll get through it. This place makes my blood boil. It fills me with contempt. I avoid going here at ALL costs. It is just about the worst convenience store I've ever been in. In fact, there's nothing convenient about it. It's a veritable inconvenience store. Firstly, it is so poorly stocked. You can never find anything you want in there. I've been in there on at least three separate occasions when they've been out of semi-skimmed milk. Really?! What the hell's that about (hell's not swearing, I checked). Secondly, it is SO overpriced. It's 80p for two onions. 80 pence?!?! That's daylight robbery. Everything is more expensive than normal in here. Eggs are nearly 2 for half a dozen (free range). Finally, the alcohol section is appalling. They sell naff all, and the stuff they do sell is cheap plonk. Except it's not cheap, it's really really expensive. It's just rubbish. Convenience my arse (damnit, I nearly made it too).