input: Write a positive yelp review (OPTIONS:
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output: Fi-na-lly! Target has arrived and it's every bit as fun and interesting as I thought it would be. I went on the opening day, brimming with excitement, as I've been waiting over two years for this retail giant to settle. I wish I took a day off and went sooner 'cause it was packed with people and shelves were coming bare. I still managed some excellent finds, particularly in women's apparel. Target is young, modern, trendy, it's not the Zellers I was used to from the 90's and it's not as low key as Wal Mart. I actually feel cool for shopping at Target! Store is clean, spacious, but well stocked. There are many exclusive brands and collaborations with big names in fashion, household goods and decor that are a step up from no-name labels, lots of groceries, personal care items and soon enough, their own built in pharmacy run by Brunet. They even have a Starbucks if you need a shopping boost ;) Target is true to how they have been advertising themselves: a one-stop shopping destination for affordable, stylish, quality products. The staff is all smiles, extremely courteous and helpful. Even the uniforms are cute! Fitted red blazers and khaki skirts on some of the personnel reminded me of airline hostesses. Thank goodness there is something to occupy that ever desolate Portobello mall, we now have something to buzz about! The only thing that disappointed me is that they did not print a flyer for this opening week or have any special promotional items. Maybe I got there too late, I couldn't even find a festive balloon! Prices are reasonable, not any more expensive than their competitor, plus, they price-match, so I'm looking forward to upcoming sales. Btw, you can sign up for their credit or debit card program to get 5% off all purchases, make sure you inquire at their customer service desk. It'll be worth it long run!
input: Write a negative yelp review (OPTIONS:
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output: I've been to Baby Kay's three times. The first time was probably about eight years ago, and I honestly can't remember what I ate or any details so it can essentially be ignored. The most recent visits were about a month apart and the last was today. The food is okay, but extremely overpriced and underflavored. The red beans and "rice" dish, w/andouille for an extra $1, is essentially a plate of beans with about two tablespoons' worth of white rice, plus about an ounce of their green olive coleslaw. Ok, it -was- reasonably spicy but should have been no more than about six bucks because what it really equated to was an appetizer as far as I'm concerned, and the amount of beans grossly outweighed the amount of rice. Their special today was 8 fried shrimp with dirty rice crawfish etouffee and one side. I got the coleslaw again. The amount of food, for $14, was pitiful - a half serving, essentially. And this time the flavor was just totally lacking. The full crawfish etouffee dish price is $19 which is murderously expensive and as I discovered today it just doesn't have much flavour. The dirty rice had what appeared to be minced beef in it and was light on the pepper. Even the garlic bread wasn't any better than I could have made myself with a cheap baguette from Fry's, butter and some chopped fresh garlic. I know everyone's been fapping on about authentic flavour here, but if that's what this is then I much prefer Pappadeaux. Save your money - there's no value to be had in this restaurant. Edit 20130902: Tonight my wife made a simple meal of a packet of store-bought Tony Chachere jambalaya with some chopped up polska kielbasa sausage in it. It was delicious. Taste buds still working - check.
input: Write a negative yelp review (OPTIONS:
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output:
Annoyed! I usually love Francesca's and love their great customer service but this morning I came by in a hurry on the way to a wedding venue (I'm doing the hair for the wedding) to get a dress and some accessories last minute. I called ahead of time and the voicemail said they opened at 10:00. I got there at 10:05. Nothing. 10:10. No one. I called the contact number twice that was in the window (which too said they open at 10:00) and no one answered. Finally at 10:25 I couldn't wait any longer and went and grabbed a dress from Charming Charlie. Not going to lie, I'm pissed. Francesca's is usually my go to spot and now I will never come back to this one.