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A: Jerry Maguire's "You had me at hello" altered for Lon's...."You had me at Tortilla Soup". Delish all over! Ambiance: We ate outside because of the perfect weather we're having. The grounds were beautiful. All of the landscaping seemed brighter than usual. Just beware that the grounds pool is not far from the patio, so you might get some partially dressed residents/guests during your time there. Service: Exceptional. My water never got below 1/3, which is hard because I drink water like it's going out of style. The food came out pretty quickly too. I also love that they'll box your food at your table. I don't know why but I prefer that over the the waiter taking it back to the kitchen to box up. Food, omg the food: I started with the tortilla soup. It was creamy, spicy without being killer hot, and full of southwest herbs. The chicken was right off the grill and cut into small strips. Tortilla strips to give it a crunch, and a dollop of fresh guacamole at the bottom as a small surprise at the end. For my entree, I had the grilled vegetable panini on foccacia. It was full of seasonal veggies (i.e. roasted peppers, asparagus, portobello, caramelized onions) with melted mozzarella. Savory and surprisingly not messy. It was served with an apple slaw (perfect for this time of year) and a mixed green salad which was better than any other mixed green salad I've ever had. Just plain exceptional. Tip: Get the tortilla soup and sit outside if weather permits.
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A: WOW! I'm in shock with how bad our experience was here. Myself and 14 other girls came for a Bachelorette and I cannot stress how bad this place is. It took 25 mins to get water, up to one hour to get our drinks and our entrees were completely over cooked or missing components. The managers were totally indifferent even though 6 girls quietly complained about our experience. I feel bad because the waiter seemed like a nice guy but seriously, go to The Keg next time. I'm a total foodie and love going out to great restaurants but this was beyond ridiculous!
Problem: What would be an example of an positive (OPTIONS:
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Answer: Went to there concert Friday night April 11 2014. My husband and I were there celebrating our 10 year anniversary. We had such a great time we laughed , cried and saying along. The minute they sang I'll make love to you I went down to the stage and was given a red rose. I was in heaven. I grew up hearing there songs but had never been able to go to there concerts. But we picked the right time to go and see them. It was such a great romantic getaway for my husband and I. There music had us singing and dancing. I definitely recommend to go see them in concert.
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Output: Stayed here a few months back great hotel very friendly staff.... Will definitely stay here when I come back!
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output: Girlfriend's parents got their vows renewed here. It was a short, concise ceremony lead by "Elvis!" He came out singing (as per their request, their wedding song) "I Can't Help Falling in Love With You," which was sweet, and I'm glad they were able to accommodate them. Our "Elvis" was a pretty good impersonator, getting the singing voice down perfectly. When he spoke, however, he didn't make much of an attempt, but he was sweet and to the point so putting on a bad fake accent would have taken away from the ceremony. The photographer was a bit awkward, giving confusing instructions, but I guess anyone getting an actual quickie wedding wouldn't mind too much.
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Not a good experience at all. I used to stay here when it was the Hilton and I was expecting Hilton quality. Now that it's under new ownership, I'm very disappointed. It started when we were checking in. I've never seen a line that long to check in before. Took about 30 minutes. When we finally got up to the counter, the receptionist claimed they couldn't find my reservation. Although I made the reservation through a Bloomspot deal, it should have been booked. She said she found it for a future date, which would have been impossible since I was simply checking rates for that date, not reserving. It was only after 20 minutes of back and forth and showing her my confirmation e-mail from Bloomspot and my receipt that they indeed took the money for the reservation via my Paypal account that they suddenly "found it", and I only owed the tax. We stayed on the 7th floor of the North Tower. There are 4 elevators but I swear only 2 are functional. The floor is supposed to be non-smoking but there was a heavy smell of smoke coming from the hallway. We passed by a room service cart outside of a room, where dirty plates and a condom wrapper were waiting for a housekeeper to wheel it away. That was at 5pm. That same cart was outside the room at 11pm, sans condom wrapper....o....k.... We got in our room, which was okay. The sheets were clean and so was the bathroom. The toilet had issues, where if someone in the next room over was showering, you couldn't flush until they were finished. We heard when everyone washed their hands, showered, or tinkled in our neighboring rooms, the plumbing was that loud. The water pressure for the sink and shower sucked also. Our TV may have been flat screen, but the quality was poor and we constantly had issues with it. About an hour after we checked in, our phone rang. It was Security, stating a previous guest may have left her glasses in one of the cabinet. After checking every nook and cranny in the room, we let him know that the glasses were nowhere to be found. The following morning, while my husband and I were sleeping in, our phone rang. It was another Security person, stating the exact same thing, and half-heartedly added "sorry if I woke you". I informed him that one of his colleagues already called, and, again, there were no glasses in the room. House keeping stayed on our floor for what seemed like all day. Since we stayed in the room most of the day, we heard/saw them. The room directly across from us was being "cleaned" from 4pm to 7pm. I heard a lot more chatter than cleaning. That night, around 2am, thankfully my husband and I were still awake. Someone knocked on our door. We knew we couldn't have been loud because we were only watching TV. After my husband asked who was at the door, it was someone saying they were bringing us towels. WE DIDN'T ORDER ANY TOWELS, AND CERTAINLY NOT AT 2AM. When my husband told the guy this, he said he looked thoroughly confused, but finally walked away. Checkout time, finally. Let's get out of here. Express checkout? You bet. Let's blow this Popsicle stand. Oh, what's that? Sir, you've been waiting for the elevator for 15 mins? 3 other elevators came in the span of another 15 minutes (not even exaggerating), which were all full. We got fed up and walked to the Central tower elevators, which came immediately and only had 2 people on it. Unbelievable. I wish I would have read the Foursquare tips saying how much of a dump this place was (seriously, dump was in every single tip except 1) before I was already standing in that long line. Sure, they gave me a free bottle of Chardonnay and $10 free slot play, but it just was too little too late. Never again.