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Output: I was living in Cali and my BF in Arizona.. My BF and friends took me here on my first visit to AZ and I was afraid I wouldn't be a fan... I was SO wrong. And, once I ate their if I found out they went without me (after I had gone back to Cali) I would get so upset! The location and exterior is very unassuming, actually you might miss it if you didn't know what you were looking for. It's tucked between a discount bread store and an Italian place in a slightly run down little strip mall. Initially, when you walk in it doesn't get much better... Its a hallway basically with about 8 tables that seat 2, 2 tables that seat four and a table all the way in the back that will seat 6-8. They also have about 14 seats at the bar. It's dark and in the summer it's WaRm too. But, once you grab a table (it can take time on a Fri or Sat night) you are in for some good eats. I love The Porky, Bangers & Mash & Carne Adovada. BF loves the Lamb & Mint. Friends of ours typically go for The Cottage Pie, Royale with Cheese or the Greek Chicken. Typically we stay with the "traditional pasties", but I recently tried the Carne Adovada (considered a premium pasty) and it rocks. So, BASICALLY we've never been disappointed. And the red wine gravy that they serve on the side... Yeah, I could drink it (you will want to too). And while there are a TON of pastys to choose from... at least once you have to order their pasta salad (order it w/ chicken). Spinach, bow tie pasta, grape tomatoes, kalamata olives, onions, artichoke hearts, roasted red peppers and chicken tossed in a yummy pesto vinaigrette. This is a spot that we always hit early on a Sat or Sun... rarely are we interested in braving the Fri night crowd... And, don't go with more than 4 people unless you want to sit at the bar. Hard Cider and a pasty... my perfect Sunday afternoon. *I was torn on giving the CPC 4 or 5 stars because of their ti-ny seating capacity... but it adds to the character of the place.

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Output: It's Mac's! It's your friendly neighborhood bar and grill! This is a cute little place next to the infamous Changing Hands and Hoodlum's Music. It's pretty inexpensive and decent quality when you realize that you're in a neighborhood bar and grill type restaurant. There's no pretense that it's anything else. I always get the southwestern shrimp that comes with wild rice and mixed vegetables (which are always great veggies, never overcooked and always fresh). I've had great experiences with sandwiches here - but everyone else has had great luck with whatever they ordered. It's just a really chill place, and I would come here twice a week if I lived closer. Friendly service, and although sometimes a little slow, it's just a great neighborhood joint. Also, they have Malibu, so of course I ordered a Malibu and Dr. Pepper because I wanted to relive high school.

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Output: Cirque Du Soleil but only edgy and more soft core porn. It's a big orgy fest! The show was fantastic. The high light of the show was the two chicks that were swimming in the water. They always say you shouldn't dive into shallow pools but they did that. Some of the acts seem like the same thing I've seen before, to the hula dancer to the girl flying across the crowd in bed sheets. But than again they are naked, well boobies and all. The singers were great as the band. I'm not sure how the band can stay on a bridge above the stage and not drop anything. But hey whatever. The funny parts of the show were the "clowns". The Scotch Boobies was a funny skit as well as the interaction with the audiences. The big girls, they were funny as well when they interacted with the audience. Dildos were used. I wasn't big on the seats. Should have spent the extra money to get to the bottom. **Guys if you go with your girl friend make sure you cover your GF's eyes when the muscle guy comes out and starts ripping of his clothes. **

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The technician came to our home as a result of a warranty claim filed with our home warranty. The technician (Joe) came in and told us that the unit was low on freon and he was just going to charge it up and go. When he was asked why he wasn't going to locate the leak, he replied "well I'm really busy, have to get to a parts supplier before they close, and it's also REALLY hot in your attic". When we asked if the freon went out again would we have to pay the service call fee through the warranty company again, they said "yeah that's how they work". Needless to say, we "convinced" him that it would be better to explore for a leak and then he tells us "well I can only inspect 1/2 of the coil so I'm still not sure if there's a leak there. Stay AWAY from this company. They tried to pull one over on my wife and it wasn't until she said she needed to call her husband that the tech seemed to backpeddle on what he was saying. They seem to have their name wrong...should be "You'll Need A Better Air Conditioning Company".