Input: What would be an example of an negative review?

An example of an negative review: 0-3 stars for food 0-2 stars for service First impression was great! Family sharing food off to the right and they looked happy. I was doing takeout and was greeted by 2 females. The awkward moment came when I had to ask for a menu,they didn't even ask if I wanted to eat here or takeout. They don't have lunch specials on the weekend but that wasn't stated on the menu. Different sizes of meals and appetizers not listed on menu They gave 2 free egg rolls with the meal but they are bitter and soggy on the inside. It also has a smokey taste I got home and they didn't even give me my wallet shrimp. After digging through everything it turns out that they gave me wonton soup. The crab puffs are greatly filled but it's not crab. Not even imitation crab. It's more liquid that came out of a piping bag. I was hungover and didn't want to deal with it anymore. I drove by the place. Dropped off the soup and went somewhere else. 0 - the food because I didn't get what I ordered and the crab puffs had 0 crab in it. 0 - they got my order wrong and didn't offer me a menu. I can't give a 0 so 1 star it is

Input: What would be an example of an positive review?

An example of an positive review: If your a Sensitive Sally, go somewhere else. The whole point of this joint is to rip you a new one, so just bend over and take it like a champ. A girlfriend and I came here cus we heard it was nothing to skip while in Vegas. Our waitress was rude but not as rude as we wanted her to be. She threw our silverware at us and rudely asked us what we wanted almost immediately. And when we said we needed a few minutes she gave a big "uggggghh" and walked away with attitude. Gotta love it! We both ordered the chicken strips, bomb. And a beer, generic but on tap. Then.... the show. The bartender rips off his clothes, wearing a very teeny exposing red thong. Btw he could lose about 50 EL BEE's or so, to help your imagination a little bit. Then he began to sing all the songs from Grease. Yummmy. Ohhhhh, can't forget about the hats. "Professional Adult Toy Tester" is what mine read. Hey, if the hat fits.... wear it!

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An example of an positive review: I have had the pizza to go and it was AMAZING! I have also been there for lunch and got the calzone, also wonderful. The service was a little slow for being a lunch place down town. It took about 20 mins to get our food and 15 mins to get our check. I wish it faster for the lunch crowd but still the food was wonderful so I will go back..

Input: What would be an example of an negative review?
An example of an negative review: We went here for lunch today. The place is dirty. One of the employees sneezed really loud into his hand and kept on going. My friend told the lady at the register he sneezed in his hands and she said, "it's okay he doesn't handle the food." No one knows what goes on behind the scenes at fast food, but to see it was really gross. We left.