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Output: Guy Fieri isn't exactly the most refined of the Food Network lineup of stars, but you would at least expect something decent if it has the dude's name attached to it. I mean, I have yet to be disappointed by any of the restaurants featured on Diners, Drive-ins, & Dives that I've visited. Well, so much for his namesake restaurant. Prices are in line with similar Vegas restaurants. That said, for the amount of money you're dropping, and the fact that the place carries a food celebrity endorsement, you'd expect a lot better quality food. Had the bacon mac & cheese burger, and it's a fantastic burger in theory. Execution, however, left a crap-ton to be desired. The burger was dry (not moist & juicy) and clearly flat-top fried and not grilled. Then they serve it to you on this narrow wooden plank, which certainly looked cool. But when it's a big, messy, burger, the serving plate was utterly useless. The fried goodies it came with were also served in an odd manner -- wrapped in wax paper and suspended from an aluminum-wire thing. Super messy -- all form, no function. Portions were, no surprise, massive. But when you consider the food was mediocre, it was just a plate full of blah. Ignore the Guy Fieri hype. No need to bother with this place.

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Output: I love checking out new places, and Yelp has helped me find some real gems. I have had Emery's on my radar for a bit... but the reviews on Yelp seems to be a bit all over the place, with almost every review being either 5 star or 1 star. So I refrained from visiting until this past weekend. My husband wanted to take me to a new place, and he loves Italian food, so we went to Emery's Saturday evening for dinner. We started out with iced teas and an order of the bruchetta. I noticed there was a birthday party in the next room, and I hope that it would not impact the service we received. Thankfully it did not, our drinks were never empty and our appetizer came out quickly. For dinner, my husband had linguine with marinara sauce and I went with one of the specials for the evening, lobster ravioli. We both got dinner salads with our meals, and my husband added on a bowl of soup. Salads and the soup came out first, and again it was fairly quickly. The salads were basic, with a nice balsamic vinaigrette dressing. My husband was not thrilled with the pasta fagioli soup. He said it was clearly homemade, he just prefers a thicker soup. He would not pay the $5 to add on either the soup or salad again. We were both very pleased with our entrees. My lobster ravoli was stuffed with large chunks of lobster and the pasta was obviously freshly made that evening. My husband's linguine was also freshly made and the marinara sauce was deliciously seasoned. We finished our evening off with an order of tiramisu to go. I am so glad I did not let the bad reviews of Emery's keep me away any longer... We didn't experience any of the issues mentioned in the bad reviews. Our server was friendly and food came out in a reasonable amount of time, considering we could both see and taste that the pasta was freshly made that night (which takes time). We will definitely be back.

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Output: I'd been patiently awaiting the arrival of Sprinkles Cupcakes in Scottsdale for many months (the delay on the building was killing me!!!), and finally opening day came. I live in South Chandler, and luckily go to school at ASU, so the drive up Scottsdale Road after class wasn't killer out of the way. The line was out the door and there were very few varieties left even though there were still at least 3 more business hours left for the day. I had my heart set on a lemon cupcake, but they claimed they didn't have any left for the day (a tray was set out as I was leaving the shop!!!) I picked up 13, 12 for sharing, and one for the car ride home. The price was certainly exorbant, $42 for 13 cupcakes made my head spin, but it was happily charged to my credit card, thinking about how tasty these cupcakes were going to be... I had a coconut cupcake for 30 mile ride home. The cake was dry. The frosting was tasty, but extremely sugary with the sweetened coconut on top. There wasn't a cream cheese tang to the frosting that usually comes with good coconut cupcakes. It tasted like regular buttercream to me. I was let down. But I had 4 other varieties to try when I got home... It was the same story with the other cupcakes (Red Velvet, Black and White, Vanilla, and Vanilla Milk Chocolate). The cake was dry (I highly doubt these were made that week!) and crumbly, and the frosting just didn't seem right. The Red Velvet didn't have the cream cheese tang, just like the coconut. The Vanilla/Vanilla Milk Chocolate cakes were the worst. They didn't hold up to a knife at all! The Black and White was the most moist out of the five varieties I tried, but the chocolate flavor in the cake seemed almost burnt. I thought maybe these were maybe opening day/week flubs, but the consistancy has stayed the same. I've been back two more times, hoping that maybe they've worked it out, but they really haven't! And somehow, they've been out of the fruit flavor I had planned on getting each time I've been there! I was really disappointed in these cupcakes, especially for the price. I can whip up a batch of 2 dozen frosted homemade cupcakes for less than 2 of Sprinkles' Cupcakes. I should have known not to get caught up in the hype. (BTW, Tammie Coe Cakes Ooey Gooey Cupcakes are much better if you're looking for a quick treat!).

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Generate a positive review for a place
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The atmosphere of the restaurant is nice, although our table for 2 was a little small. Our waiter was fantastic. I had a spinach salad with warm chorizo dressing that was phenomenal, the little goat cheese crouton on the side was a nice compliment. My husband really liked his french onion soup (they now use their own veal stock from what the waiter told us) that is all fresh ingredients. The only reason I'm not giving it 5 stars is that my husband's turkey panini came with tomatoes, and it doesn't say that on the menu. He HATES tomatoes with a passion. My apple crumble was pretty good, I could tell it was fresh apples and not from a can, but not the best I've ever had.