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Output: After almost 600 reviews, this is actually the first time I find myself wanting a half a star. The problem is that I really feel like 4 stars is too few, but five stars is too many. 4.5 would be perfect here. Not perfect for a rating, because 5 would be perfect of course, but it would be the perfect rating for this dinner. So it will have to get a 4 star. They just didn't quite make it to 5 stars. Sorry, guys. With another restaurant week on us, we decided to browse the menus a bit and see if we can come up with something different. Always like to try and come up with somewhere new to go. That's when I noticed The Speedway Club. I knew they were there, of course, but never thought about going. In fact, I thought you had to be a member to get in (as it turns out, you do, but not during restaurant week). As a bonus, their menu was one of the best on the list. So we made reservations. For an appetizer, we chose the onion rings and warm pimento cheese dip (with crackers). These were also served with a nice selection of breads. For perhaps the first time in my adult life, I didn't get a refill on bread. I don't even know if they offered a refill on bread. The appetizers were both solid offerings. Not excellent, but quite good. I decided on the filet mignon for dinner. I'm usually a fan of ribeye, but the filet sounded really good. Denise went with the salmon. Both were good. I found that the risotto that came with the salmon was better than the salmon itself. It was that good. On the steak, I was floored. It was un-freaking-believable. This just might be the best steak in the QC. A small portion (6 oz), served with roasted garlic and a parmesan-crusted potato cake, it was the best piece of steak I've head in a really long time. Maybe ever. I just about ordered my dessert to go so I didn't ruin the taste. I just wish that I could get into the place on a regular basis to taste that filet. The desserts were good, but nothing compared to that steak. Why the 4.5? The first thing is the noise (and not from the track). It is a really cool view, looking over the track, and being able to see what's going on is nice. But for a nicer environment, the place can get a little loud. So much so that it's tough to hear what the person on the other side is saying. The desserts are good, and the appetizers are good, but not great. The service was attentive all night, and I would like to give them more than a 4, but not quite a 5. Sweet Tea Report: Yes, I ordered a sweet tea. The server even told me he made it, and it was sweet. Unfortunately, it wasn't. It wasn't bad, but it wasn't very sweet. So I'd probably suggest passing unless you like just average tea. I didn't figure this into the rating, as the tea is drinkable, but it's just not that sweet.

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Output: It was hard for me to give this place only 1 stars as I have been coming here for years. It has progressively gotten worse. I actually hadn't gone there for a long, long time and just went recently with my wife and remembered why. It's funny when people try to get you to try something and they tell you it tastes like chicken. "Frog legs? Tastes like chicken!" "Squirrel? Tastes like chicken!" well on this night my chicken tasted like fish! They had obviously fried the chicken in oil that was used to fry something else. The Mac & Cheese had broccoli bits in it and tasted like broccoli! That is ridiculous! Boiling pasta in water that was used to boil broccoli! STUPID and low class! The food is OK. Not great, but not the worst either. I've actually noticed improvements from my last visit. many things (tags and plaques) are miss labeled, which I find to be a huge "no-no" at a buffet. The service is why I give it only 2 stars. Several unmotivated servers with no personality makes it hard to enjoy your meal. Especially when you are spending most of your meal trying to flag them down just because they don't bother to stop by and ask how you are doing. My server on this last visit came to ask for our drinks, as I turned to look at him and order my drink he looked away and NEVER made eye contact with me. This is cause to not be trusted in my book. I never trust someone who can't look me in the eyes even if only for a split second. After bringing our drinks I wanted to ask for more napkins, but he walked away too quickly and my mouth was full. I then spent several minutes with a tag team effort between me and my wife trying to flag him down. We could have just as easily walked over to the drawer and grabbed some napkins but this is what he gets paid to do. Here's my problem. I consider myself to be a generous tipper. I don't go by percentages. On a $20 meal I would have tipped this guy maybe $6 or $7 which is at least 25%. More than most people tip at a buffet. The no eye contact issue knocked a couple bucks off, and the hunting down and waving knocked a couple off. In my first ice tea I had a lemon though I wasn't asked. In the second I had no lemon. Very inconsistent, I could care less about the lemon, I'm not one to make a scene. By the time we left he ended up with a $2 tip which my wife said was too much. I could not leave without tipping since he didn't piss me off by any means, he was just unfriendly. Either way... unless someone invites me to Sunset Station Feast Buffet and I can't get out of it by suggesting another location, I will never eat there again. Sorry Sunset Station.

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Output: Ah, carne asada tacos... food of the Gods! Even Jennifer Lopez thinks so as she references TACOS in her song "Tacos y Burritos." The lyrics go something like THIS: "Burrito. Taco taco. Burrito. Taco. Taco taco. Don't think just because I got a lot of money, I'll give you taco-flavored kisses, honey. Fulfill all your wishes with my taco-flavored kisses.Taco taco. Burrito burrito." And taco flavored kisses you shall have in combination with an intense bout of watery diarrhea after you eat at Roberto's. No need to go camping for an episode of Giardia induced diarrhea... or are you a fan of vibrio cholera? Mmmm...rice water stool... kinda looks like the horchata in Roberto's most likely cockroach infested drink mixer. You know there's a medical school just down the block from here. I'm sure the med students would love to practice on you if you can't make it to the closest urgent care center! This place tastes okay if you're into lard flavored lard with a side of atherosclerosis. Definitely NOT weight watchers friendly. On second thought, maybe the colon cleanse might help me fit into the plus sized black dress that I recently got from Adele's Thrift Shop.

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You're app is horrible, changed my seat and got confirmation through the app that the change was made, but it wasn't. Also I requested mobile tickets be sent to me, they never came, I tried multiple times and 2 different emails. You're lobbies are also very small and you zone calling is disorganized.