Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: Service is so slow every time I come here. But there are no other closer Mexican restaurant near here.
Q: positive

A: After stumbling faaaaaaaaaar down Las Vegas Blvd (away from our hotel - Stratosphere), we ran into Dino's Lounge well after 2:30am on a Thursday night. In tow, I had my sister (24 years old at the time), my best friend (29 at the time), my sister's bf (23 yrs old), and his brother (31 yrs old). We were looking to continue our night of drinking after realizing we may not be able to drink since it was so late soooooooo why not go in the bar and sing a few songs, right?! Well, considering we are ALL from Texas, we had NO IDEA the bars don't "close" in Vegas. Once I walked in, I was greeted by a friendly male bartender who threw us 5 ice cold Heinken's in bottles and a songbook of songs for karaoke. He must have thought I was a bit crazy when I gave him a double look and was apprehensive about taking the beers. At this point the bar had about 10 other people drinking happily and singing along with the host who was singing a Ray Charles song. As I tried giving the bartender my credit card he pretended to not notice me handing him the card and said "Pick a song, sweetie." I hushed up, took the beer and the book and sat down. The company I was keeping were already leafing through the book looking at the song selections. I realized the time and got enough courage to go back to the bartender and ask "What time does the bar close?". His response was "It doesn't, Texas lady. Drink up and have some fun.". Well, shit, you don't have to tell me twice. The rest of our night lasted until the sun came up & all of us were completely drunk and singing 3 songs at a time up on stage. The host was super kind and nice and even complimented the selections we chose - which ranged from Tina Turner & the Ikettes to Roy Orbison. I will never forget this bar and how much fun it was to be a part of their Thursday night. We paid absolutely nothing for our beers and stumbled back to our hotel right as folks were lining up for the breakfast buffet. Gotdamn I love Vegas nights like the one we had at Dino's Lounge.
Problem: What would be an example of an positive (OPTIONS:
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- positive) review?

Answer: Good burgers and a good bar. Been going here since they opened and they deserve 5 stars for the quality of food and the environment. Also their takeout is great and always timely.
Input: OPTIONS:
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Generate a negative review for a place
Output: Lord have mercy, if I wasn't put here by our client, I would never have chosen this hotel. First, the valet guy (no, not valet guyS. Just one dude. Solo style.) simply cannot handle the amount of traffic that comes through in the morning. And the three poor schmucks that are there in the evening have a serious case of "I really don't give a sh*t". Which is fair. I can't say I would either. But don't get poopy when I give you $1 after having to wait 15 minutes for you to take this damn rental off my hands. I need to go to sleep immediately, and you're holding me up. Second, why must there be such dark lighting in the bathroom? I'm not trying to have a romantic evening by candlelight in there - I'm trying to shower (um, where shall I hang the washcloth guys? On the piss-poor design rack? Oh, there isn't one.) and get ready for work and NOT risk walking out looking like a lady of the night. Third, your restaurant selection bums me and my food allergy riddled self out like, WHOA. Finally, I have the DO NOT DISTURB sign on the door all the time, because I'm staying there for a while, and I don't want you to deal with the clothes I've thrown all over the place like I'm 13. So, that being said, please please do not call and leave a message on the phone each day to alert me of this. I know it's your policy, but it's also my policy to get super stressed out when I see the message light flashing violently at me the moment I walk in the door. I mean, Christ, I thought my nana had died or something, only to hear the deadpan voice of someone so clearly over it telling me they 'tried to clean but couldn't, so to call if I changed my mind' followed by an equally bland 'merr-cee'. (That last bit made me laugh though, so I'll give you that. French isn't for everyone.) On a positive note, the second star was given for your lightening fast elevators. Those rock.
input: Write a negative yelp review (OPTIONS:
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output: Nice concept but terrible execution. They rival Badger cabs in terms of worst service ever. I was supposed to be picked up from the mall. The person on the phone said max waiting time 25 minutes. 30 minutes later I receive a text saying my cab is waiting outside, but when I head outside their is no cab. On calling green cab again they say, it was a mistake and my driver was still 5-10 minutes away. After waiting for 15 more minutes when I call them again, they say it's another 10 minutes away! Their service is a joke. A really bad one. Definitely learned my lesson and that was the last call I place with green cab.
input: Write a positive yelp review (OPTIONS:
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output:
This is the perfect lunch fix. The strawberry salad is light and filling at the same time. The menu is local and it has a different small town feel than the other packed restaurant chains around.