IN: We rolled up on this energetic , fire - red haired MILF named Neesa . She seemed like a smokin ' hot momma and we wanted to glimpse a little more ! We provided her with a ride in the cruiser , then she gave us a ride on her hot MILF body . These older women are always raring to go and primed for the taking because of the raging hormones kickin ' in their bods .
What led the speaker and their friend to give the attractive woman a ride in the cruiser ?

OUT: They want to indicate their interest in her body , so are doing so by any means necessary

IN: I , at least , did not expect that I 'd get any sleep tonight . What we were doing was clearly a change to The Routine . But we went through the normal motions , with the undressing , bath time , reluctantly getting out of the bath , getting into pajamas , and brushing teeth . Then I carried him into his room , not our room , and set him in his crib .
What may be the reason that this is a change in the routine ?

OUT: My son usually sleeps in my room .

IN: I watched how concerned he was , how attentive he was , and I was jealous . If that had been me , would he be there for me ? I had to keep pushing that thought away because it was n't me , and the only way to know how he would react is if it did happen to me . That is a hypothetical scenario , a useless fantasy .
What may be a plausible fact about me ?

OUT:
I want him to care about me .