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An example of an positive review: Damn, don't be hatin' on No. 9. Yes, YES its expensive.... its in CEASAR'S PALACE. Have you ever been to some place in a CASINO themed as a PALACE and gotten anything cheap? Hell, a room service box of cereal would be at least 8 bucks. The decor is spectacularly cool, with suspended pattern carved curved ceilings and rows and rows of goldfish tanks. A guy in the kitchen is hand-stretching the noodles and the noodle dishes are authentic. I enjoyed myself thoroughly and the cold hand stretched noodles in szechuan sauce were extremely delicious. The service was a bit slow, but don't be hatin'.

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An example of an positive review: Outstanding customer service! I brought my mother-in-law's Mazda Protege in due to it running and idling really rough. Tsuyoshi diagnosed the problem with a quickness and ordered and received the parts the same day. He called me later in the day, I popped in to his shop and he swapped out the leaking vacuum lines and air intake in no time flat. Absolutely top notch and highly recommended!

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An example of an negative review: Arrived 9:30 on a Sat. nite no wait plenty of tables but was seated far from the kitchen and staff. Took a bit for server to make initial contact. Placed order....appetizer, salad, entree. Appetizer arrived quick and was tasty. Entree came out next before salad. What amazed us was how super hot the plate and entree was radiating quite amount of heat. Could not touch entree till salad came out 10 mins later. The entree...spaghetti squash....simply awful. It lacked any flavor or nutritional vibe. The sauce was watery with zero taste. We consumed it due to hunger. We ordered their market salad but what arrived was an overly green leafy very lemony mayo type tasting dressing smothered on top. There were no blueberries, avocado, goat cheese, etc. but still told by staff and by the primary server it was the market salad. They offered a Mediterranean salad as replacement and we consumed it. Due to the lack of a satisfied stomach we shared a very tasty lemon tart. Service lacked any genuine hospitality. Atmosphere could be pretty amazing if a change in personality took place. Did play cool music. Did not get out till 11pm. The bill was $48 bucks we left three 20's didn't wait for change and ran!

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An example of an negative review: Sure the VIP thing was cool walking past the suckers who had waited 4 hours to get in, then tipped the bouncer $500 and still had to wait another 20 min. But if you are not going to do bottle service then most of the club is off limits to you. Out side the VIP it is too crowded to dance, drinks are $17+ per weak glass, and there is no where to sit or even lean. If you want to drop a few grand on bottle service to be seen, then this is the place.