Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: Over the years this place has gone down hill. I work third shift and this is the only place to eat at that's open 24 hours. If I had another choice, I would never visit this Jack again. Maybe it's better during the day but night shift workers are rude at times, get my order wrong 75% of the time and the wait time is ridiculous. I hope the owners read what their customers are saying because this location has some serious issues that need to be resolved.

Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: Normally I really love Valley Ho, I've had some great food there during the Chef Dinners. However, my boyfriend and I decided to get a room over the weekend for a romantic getaway after a stressful week. We were really excited about enjoying their amenities, and got a room with a beautiful garden view. Once we put our stuff down, and were about to start relaxing is when I pulled back the sheets and found COCKROACHES in the bed. Like, right on the pillow, as if it wanted me to crawl in and cuddle with it. I was horrified, and I couldn't believe my eyes. My boyfriend screamed, and we called the front desk. We needed to get out immediately. The woman at the front desk didn't seem very concerned about what we just found. "Oh, that's too bad. I'll send housekeeping up there." No apologies, no empathy, nothing. Several minutes later, a bellboy came to tell us that we'd be switching rooms, and he didn't apologize or say anything. He just gave us keys to the new room. He didn't help us with our bags or show us the way. When we got to our new room, it was in bad shape. The bed frame was a little torn up and the bathroom door wouldn't close all the way. It was also overlooking the loud pool party, and no privacy on the balcony like our room before. We were there to relax, not listen to Miley Cryus. To add insult to injury, there was no attempt to make amends, and we were shocked at Valley Ho's customer service. The Holiday Inn Express we stayed at recently was about 1,000 times more accommodating than this place. We were very frustrated to say the least, our romantic getaway was basically ruined, so my boyfriend called back to speak to the manager. He explained politely to them what we were visiting for and how upset we were. After a long deliberation, another man came to our door and gave us a giftcard worth $40. Valley Ho is quite expensive, so we were only able to get 3 cocktails out of it. Oh, and still no apologies. There are much nicer places to stay in the valley, and while this hotel has a cool vibe, I'll never stay there again. The customer service we received was absolutely terrible.

Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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I'm a native Texan and have had the pleasure of eating at some of the best BBQ joints out there. I haven't yet found a place in Madison that serves decent que and stumbled upon That BBQ Joint's high praise on Yelp. I decided to give That BBQ Joint a shot and ended up having one of the worst meals of my life. I ordered a 1/2 rack of ribs, a pulled pork sandwich, and a 1/2 lb of brisket, hoping that one or more options would pan out. The ribs: These were the worst ribs I've ever had. They had a sweet sauce that was palatable but were so tough and overcooked that they were virtually inedible. There was zero bark, no smoke ring, and not an ounce of meat that was tender. Very disappointing. The brisket: I'm still dumbfounded by what I was served. The 1/2 lb of brisket was shaved deli thin and served in a plastic container. It had a gelatinous film on top which was an obvious indication that the brisket hadn't been smoked that day. The flavor was devoid of smoke, bark, and didn't really taste like beef. It was truly an insult to BBQ. The pulled pork: This was the lone 'bright spot'. The pork was tender and the sauce pairings made the sandwich okay. Still no bark and very little smoke. When you couple the complete disaster of a meal with the fact that the management placed signage in the restaurant that bragged about their electric smokers and made light of those that make BBQ the traditional way with stick burners, it's very evident to me that this group hasn't quite figured out what BBQ is and how to make it properly. I think my biggest question is to the Yelpers who have given this place such high praise. Is it the chicken wings that make That BBQ Joint awesome? Or the mac and cheese balls? Because it definitely isn't the BBQ.