[Q]: Objective: To save bacon grease,
[A]: pick up the pan with the grease with an oven mitt, and carefully pour the hot grease into a canning jar.

[Q]: Objective: how do you stop someone from overdosing?
[A]: stick them with some narcan.

[Q]: Objective: pliers
[A]: can bludgeon mouse escaping empty trap

[Q]: Objective: What do you need to grow an avocado tree?
[A]:
An avocado pit, a styrofoam bowl, toothpicks placed in an "X" shape in the pit, and water.