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Output: I couldn't decide whether to start the 2013 year of Yelp with some healthy eating or some healthy shopping. My inner child gave in and won! Although is usually does most times. If you've been checking out Tony Hseih and the number he and Zappos are putting onto Downtown LV (come on Tony...2 interviews with your Zappos techs and still no job offer!) you know it's pretty happenin' there these days. In the middle of the new and much deserved hustle & bustle of Downtown is a little shack called, Toy...umm...Shack. Toy Shack! The sweet, unbridled memories it harkens me to when I was an asthmatic, fatty fat boy playing with my GI Joes and Robotech toys in the sweet, sweet dirt...wondering why girls found me less than interesting. I now play with bigger toys, computers, routers, switches, servers...and yet, girls still find me less than interesting. Hmmm.... Toy Shack is kid central. Heavenly. It's a Toys R Us with way cooler toys. On the downside, much more expensive!! Who says nostalgia doesn't pay! At Toy Shack it does. If you can't hold back the excitement say goodbye to your money! I love me some toys but damn...I love me some good eats too. It's a healthy balance. Want Hot Wheels...old and new and that elusive Treasure Hunt? Check. Want Transformers past and present? Check. Want the latest in Marvel and DC? Check. Need you some Walking Dead toys? Check. Looking for vintage Star Wars stuff? Check. Jonesin' for those exclusives from SDCC and NYCC (you NERDS know what I'm talking about)? Check. All this and a bag of goodies. From current toys to vintage boxed toys (damn I want that near mint in original box Optimus Prime) to toys you didn't even know you wanted...Toy Shack has them! I could spend hours in this place...and even longer if those guys would let me play with the toys! Like a kid in a candy store I tell you! The guys at the Toy Shack know their shizz so don't hesitate to ask away with any questions. They are helpful but will stay out of your way for the most part to let you enjoy the ride back to your childhood. But wow, will they smack you back to reality when you go to purchase! That Millennium Falcon that was $49.99 from Sears when you were a kid? BAM! Now $300. Those Karate Kid figures from Toys R Us for $7.99? OOF! Now $70. That limited Marvel Mini Muggs Avengers 5-pack with Giant Man from the 2011 SDCC for $34.99? KAPOW! Now $100. My friends, poor may be your new middle name. Of course, markup is inevitable because some of this glorious swag is uber hard to find. I love to peruse at the Toy Shack but I have not succumbed to making my first purchase there as of yet. I get the feeling once I do I may have a hard time stopping! So I will go here to get the sights and smells of what I miss so much...and go back to Ebay to auction snipe and pray for a slight discount on shipping. HA HA! But seriously...go check out the Toy Shack! Don't tell them I sent you because they want customers to keep the lights on...not window shoppers like me and 50 Cent!

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Output: This was one my worst living experiences by far. The maintenance men were jerks from the jump. I parked my scooter in the future resident parking over night in the morning I found that the maintenance man had stuck a violation sticker right across the gas/mileage display. Three months after living there a couple moved in directly down stairs that would argue nightly. The police were called out on multiple occasions. Management did very little to control the noise issue. I complained several times. I later learned surrounding neighbors complained to management as well, much to no avail. The arguing went on for the remainder of my 13 month stay at the Cimarron Apartments. There are a slue of other events that took place I just haven't the time to list them all. Initially I thought I lucked up on a good location. Once the dust settled I realized I was wrong. Virtually every month I had to put in a maintenance request. Sometimes they would respond promptly occasionally I would have to wait days and even up to weeks before my request was fulfilled.

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Output: It looks alot better than it tastes... When I first saw this place.. I was in heaven.. It's great how they present everything.. They have alot of stuff there.. We tried a crepe with gelato. The crepe was just OK.. for the price.. and my expectations based on the look of this place was...it was a letdown. The gelato was OK as well. This place isn't cheap. You're in the palazzo, and expected to pay top dollar. The chocolate syrup used was mediocre. I would go back to try something else though.. something HAS to be good.. right??

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Decided to tryout local BBQ place based on positive reviews. Got pork dinner, Mac and cheese, and BBQ slaw. Not a very good meal at all. Pork was sticky and slimy. Mac and cheese tasted processed and BBQ slaw had no flavor.