Goal and options: To affix carpet tiles together when making a DIY rug.
output answer: Use duct tape to connect all the individual parts.

Goal and options: How can you make monster spray that will repel monsters in your kid's room?
output answer: Get a unique smelling air freshener, print up a label that say's MONSTER SPRAY and a scary picture of a monster with an x over it's face and put it on the bottle, spray this in the room to calm kids.

Goal and options: How do you make the base for a Borg mask?
output answer:
Use any mask with a robotic/humanoid shape, then spray paint with silver.