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Output: Oh pretend luxury, how I loathe you. If I had to describe the Paris in one word, that word would be TACKY!! Seriously though - between the fake cobbles, painted sky, and faux store fronts in the lobby, I absolutely had no illusion of actually being in Paris. We stayed in one of the "newly renovated" super sized rooms. The decor was well researched, but fairly cheap. What gets me most is the lack of attention to detail...no robes in the rooms, the beds are uncomfortable, there's not one centralized light switch by the beds to turn everything off at once, the TV is small for how far from the beds it is, no minibar, etc. The Paris is a tacky, cheap hotel masquerading as a well done, luxurious property. Only stay here if you're planning on spending all of your time out and about or asleep.

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Output: Awful. The baked cheese tasted like Spaghetti O's. The food was over spiced or bland and nothing in between. The only thing at our table that tasted okay was the Mango Salad with the dressing on the side. Dressing on side was key, because otherwise it comes drenched. First and last time I go to Maria Maria.

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Output: Craving some delicious seafood soup after a long night of partying/gambling/sinning while in vegas? Oyster bar is the place to go! The Pan Roast Combo is a lovely and happy mix of lobster, shrimp, and shrimp in a lobster bisque type of soup. Also recommend the Alaskan Chowder which is the same mix of seafood goodness but done up clam chowder style. Both soups are very rich and flavorful. Both soups are very filling so be prepared for left overs. You'll be transformed (via stomach) from hungry-hungover to happy-ready-for-bed! Why only 4 stars then if its so good? The wait. Unfortunately, there are only about 15 or so seats and there are only 6 stations for them to cook at so you may be waiting in line for 2 hours before you can eat. Avoid coming at noon or dinner time if you want to avoid the line. Good friendly service. Definitely a gem in the dirt of an old beat up hotel I wouldn't step in to for any other reason. Its a must stop when I'm in town. So to answer that crazy question you encounter every once in awhile in vegas, "What would drive a man to leave the comfort of his on the strip mega hotel at 5am and go to an old crappy looking beat up hotel on the outskirts of the main crawl?" Oyster Bar my silly friend. Oyster bar.

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This hits the hotel trifecta: cheap, spacious and clean. Cheap: a king suite clocks in at about $65 / night. Spacious: the king suite has king bed, a full-size couch, a desk, and a mini-fridge/microwave plus enough space to walk. Clean: there were no odd stains on the furniture (ick) and housekeeping did an excellent job cleaning and restocking. Plus throw in some amenities: free internet, a pool and hot tub, and a decent continental breakfast in the morning. This is a nice discount motel, and I'm giving it five stars for the quality to price ratio. Be aware that it's not particularly "luxurious": the carpets share that tragic design with all the other cheap hotels you've been to, and the view is of a used car lot. But it is, as advertised, very comfortable.