question: You all know what I mean . So anyways I am running late , flying down the road when a cute teen in roller skates caught my eye . I slammed on my brakes , thru the car in reverse and got my game on .
Q: How does the narrator feel about themselves ?

answer: The think they are irresistibly desirable to others .

question: A couple of days into our journey when we were slightly tired of ham and potato salad we saw hope on the horizon . We were just about finished with those things and we were going to be at a relatives for dinner . This relative thought it would be really great if she made us a home cooked dinner . That was really nice of her until we saw what she had prepared for us .
Q: What had the relative prepared for them ?

answer: Ham and potato salad

question: The music also sucked . Ikea Brooklyn plays nothing but 90s music , which is like my favorite kind of music ever , and the NJ store had a whole mix of pop songs spanning several decades ( including Fergie , ugh ) . BUT ! ! They had my fabric ( in black ) , so I finally got some ! ! !
Q: Why might I have gone to IKEA ?

answer:
I was looking for something with a specific fabric .