Problem: Write a positive yelp review.
A: Randi and Next Door Realty deserve more than five stars! The quality of communication and care for my property is outstanding, and I feel so much better that, even though I'm in another state, Next Door cares about me and the tenants. Thank you!

Problem: Write a positive yelp review.
A: Feeling a bit under the weather from Friday night, Grimaldi's Pizzeria hit the spot. Our waitress was extremely nice and tried to make conversation with us, but we weren't exactly in the mood to socialize since we were hungry and hungover. The only downside to this place is the amount of time it takes for the pizza to bake. I wish there was a little something for us to munch on while we waited. Nonetheless, we ended up taking our pizza to-go. Ordering over the phone is a must since I really hate waiting. And it opens til 2am. Perfect to call & pick up after a night at the club.

Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A:
This was my first-ever meal in Vegas. We went there for the $3.99 Prime Rib; we stayed for the herd of walkers and oxygen strollers stampeding to the bingo hall. Trapped might be more like it, I guess. It felt safer to stay in the cafe area up and out of their way. Aside from one lonely-looking Ferrari, the parking lot seemed oddly stuffed full of out-of-state tour buses with festive signs such as "Fairhaven Senior Home Casino Trek 2001" or some such. Scary. Anyhow, don't go. Really. And don't ask how rare their prime rib is. I ended up ordering two just to zero in on it. (Answer: it isn't ever.) Similar efforts to determine the difference between spicy shrimp fajitas ($5.99 each) and non-spicy shrimp fajitas were equally unrewarding.