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Moses, Jesus and an old man are golfing. Moses steps up to the tee and hits the ball. It goes sailing over the fairway and lands in a water trap. Moses walks down, parts the water and chips the ball onto the green. Jesus steps up to the tee and hits the ball. It goes sailing over the fairway and lands in the water trap. Jesus just walks on the water and chips the ball onto the green. The old man steps up to the tee and hits the ball. It goes sailing over the fairway and heads for the water trap. But just before it falls into the water, a fish jumps up and grabs the ball in its mouth. As the fish is falling back down into the water, an eagle swoops down and grabs the fish in its claws. The eagle flies over the green, where a lightning bolt shoots from the sky and barely misses it. Startled, the eagle drops the fish. When the fish hits the ground, the ball pops out of its mouth and rolls into the hole for a hole-in-one. Jesus turns to the old man and says, "Dad, if you don't stop fooling around, we won't bring you next time."

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Guys, this is the real deal - we need to be ahead of this!!! How are we making out on acquiring brownfield sites and formulating a strategy? Regards

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Someone must be cleaning out their office, because a notice of a restructuring from Black Stone Holdings Parnership mysteriously showed up on my desk, with no note. I have no idea if Credit knows about this BECAUSE IT IS SO OLD! The notice dated 4/19/99, says effective 7/1/98, Black Stone Holdings Partnership transferred all of its assets and liabilities to Black Stone Minerals Company L.P., a Delaware Limited Partnership. Let me know whether or not Credit knew about this already...if not, I'll send a copy down to you. It was my understanding from way back when that they were no longer trading under the Blackstone financial master, so this may be moot. If we are trading with them again, we never did get the corporate documents on the partnership from them and we may want to use this as an excuse to get them.

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Surprise Documents