Problem: In a word...yuk. Ordered takeout. If you like frozen pizza taste with a cardboard crust and canned sauce this is your place. Maybe kids would like it, but not adults who have ever eaten a good pizza.
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A: negative

Problem: When I walk in a water store, I expect it to be prestine and smell fresh. Not this place! This place is disgusting! Mold on the wall by the water faucets. Eeewww! All the candy is over priced. The ice cream tastes terrible. I will NEVER come back here. They should change the name to RUDE N NASTY.
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A: negative

Problem: When I walked in here, I was accompanied by my friend's wife and my friend's kid (my friend had to work and all three of them happen to be white). If only I had a sign that said, "I swear that the kid is not mine". I think that's what prompted them to give me the white people menu. I looked at it, laughed, and said "give me the real menu". I took the liberty of ordering a bunch of stuff. I got the steamed dumplings and chili oil, dan dan noodles, celery and peanuts, and bacon and green beans. The bacon green beans were awesome. All the food was good, but that's what the money dish was. Get it. I'll have to come back for the hotter chili oil options when I'm not accompanied by a 2 year old....or do I just sneak him chili oil when his parents aren't looking? Hmm....
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A: positive

Problem: This isn't a chain, is it? It feels like a chain... it tastes like a chain... the food is just too prefab. Prefab is OK for cheap housing and fast food, but not for a place that charges about $10- $12 per person for breakfast. Food is OK... nothing special. They have a well rounded menu with lots of options, but none are so special or so delicious that I would write home about it. For me, it's close, convenient and fast... other than that, I would choose someplace else.
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