" I thank you dearest family members for allowing me this great honor . I shall not fail you . " She promised while bowing down , and then exiting the room . Her composure the entire time was cool and professional .

A: How would you describe " her " ?

1 . ) stop reading magazines so my head will explode but recycle them . 2 . ) do yoga every morning to cleanse myself from ex - bestfriend and bass player .

A: Why did the writer stop reading magazines ?

Later , we ended up in a top floor apartment overlooking the cathedral and ' Gothic ' ( tee hee ) part of town with a Swiss / Turkish 23 year old named Rrrrrramon , who had taken a bunch of ' Gangster ' ( tee hee ) photos of himself ( mysterious symbolic handkerchief , mysterious symbolic hand gestures ) . Ramon was really excited about me adding him on Facebook .

A: What may I be doing right now ?

I ca n't find my dog . I was asleep all morning and when I woke up , I had to rush to work . Before I left , I looked for Doggie for a petting but since he was n't in the usual places , I assumed he was under one of the cars , asleep , and dang , I do n't have time to check under the cars . Now , I wish I did because it 's midnight and my parents are in another country and Jacqui 's asleep and there 's nobody to ask .

A:
How do I feel about losing my dog ?