Input: What would be an example of an positive review?

An example of an positive review: I struggled with the decision of four of five stars ... I decided to go with four because while I LOVED the food here, it fell down in one or two places. I went here with my man this past summer, when is was so excruciatingly hot (remember that weekend?) that we spent most of our time laying around complaining, and drinking cold beer. My guy went for a meal with one of his buddies here a couple of weeks prior and raved about it so much that I forced him to take me one evening when we were able to peel ourselves off the floor. He reported that the beers were quite pricey so we opted for a bottle of white wine. The white wine selection was pretty limited and not cheap (we ordered the cheapest bottle at something like 15.00), and I regret to say that we were most assuredly not impressed with our choice. Our food, however, more than made up for it. I love tapas because I love variety. We ordered three or four dishes each and enjoyed every bite. I would love to go into detail but have a memory like a sieve and can't remember what we ordered off the top of my head. I would be pretty confident, though, that anything you order here will be grat. The problem with Dionika is that no one ever goes here. I honestly don't know how they survive. I have NEVER seen it full. It's one of those things where people don't go there because it's always empty, but of course it's always empty because no one goes there. We keep wanting to go back but walk by and it's so dead that we decide to go somewhere else. I think maybe everyone who likes this place need to agree on a night to go there so we can have great food AND good atmosphere! One other oddity - at the end of our meal the owner/chef came out and made his chatty round of the dining room (all three tables). He was very spirited and certainly loves his restaurant. He was a bit eccentric, but gave us complimentary booze so our hearts were won over. Edit: I forgot to mention that the meal (including 15 pounds for a bottle of wine) was 40 pounds. I thought it was a major bargain.

Input: What would be an example of an negative review?

An example of an negative review: nice selection of fixtures, but once they have your money don't expect to get any service. they didn't return several phone call or emails. When you do finally get them on the phone after placing several calls they promise to get back to you but they don't.

Input: What would be an example of an positive review?

An example of an positive review: What up, Big Dog!? I'll tell you what's up, this place is my IDEAL coffee shop. Literally. Figuratively. In my dreams. In Pittsburgh. In my Pittsburgh dreams. Why, you ask? Well, I'll list out the what's what: *A customizable OATMEAL BAR. Yes! Oatmeal with all the fixins: brown sugar, walnuts, chocolate chips, dried fruit and more....! A perfect alternative to pastries and sugary treats, but still a filling breakfast. I love this. Love, love, love it. It's so simple and so great. Mine was piping hot and kept me full well into the day. SO much better than a muffin, and better for you! Roughly $5.50/bowl. No refills, of course. This ain't a buffet, and how much oatmeal can one really eat, anyway!? I might just put one of these in my house. *Wonderful coffee and tea offerings served in REAL MUGS if you are hanging out. Not to mention, INTELLIGENTSIA coffee brewed and served. Be still my Chicago-loving heart. *Bright, clean, spacious, cozy: A fireplace, plenty of sturdy tables and chairs. Bright paint, wood floors, just a down home comfy feel that makes you want to sit around all day drinking great coffee, reading books and chatting with dear friends. It just makes you feel HAPPY. Well decorated. Nicely appointed. *CLEAN BATHROOMS. 'Nuff said. *Friendly staff. You'd think this would be a given at a caffeine-slinging coffee shop, but it ain't always the case. We were greeted with warm smiles and helpful suggestions. Bad ass. Big Dog. Do it. *accepts credit cards *free wifi

Input: What would be an example of an negative review?
An example of an negative review: I am so sorry to have to do this, I do feel that if you can't say anything nice, ... well, you know ... so I don't. But this restaurant is awful, despite the fact that they just remodeled. I tried it a month ago because I wanted to try the 1/3 angus burger and see what that was all about. The burger was "okay", but it was almost necessary to run a gauntlet to get it. Right next to the front door, they had a full, full garbage can, and the stench was horrible - right next to the front door. And then, I kid you not, I had to walk through a swarm of flies on my way to the front counter. NOT appetizing. I mentioned this to friends who said call the health dept., but I'm not going to do that to someone unless I see poisoned people in the aisles, let someone else do it if they want. The reason I'm compelled to write is that I wanted to try another product (this is really close to my house), a chicken biscuit to compare to one I had in St. Louis to see if there were any decent biscuits here and McD's advertises this all the time - the biscuit was overcooked and horrible and the chicken was burnt. I wasn't going in after the first experience, but I figured the drive through would be okay. The first window where they take the money was "womanned" by what seemed to be the manager, she was beyond rude. The take out window girl was nicer, at least she smiled. There are a lot of nice nice people at McDonalds, and a few have better food, but not this one! Again, sorry...