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Output: Yawn. I've eaten 2 meals at mortons and honestly - I can do better at home. Sure the food was good - but dropping $100+ dollars and not being thoroughly impressed isn't my idea of great value. Save you're $ go buy a steak and a $20 bottle of wine at the Harris Teeter and fire up your grill - you'll pay 30 bucks and have just as good of a meal.

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Output: Proof that being drunk and hungry does not automatically mean whatever you choose to eat will be delicious. We had been dayclubbing and then took our sweet girl time getting ready, so needless to say, we were losing our buzz and realizing that our bellies needed some cushion before we started to booze again (we're classy that way). We headed out of the hotel elevators and then the hunger REALLY hit. Wandering towards the exit, we realized that traveling elsewhere might result in eating our own arms off... and what was (unfortunately) located near the exit? Dal Toro. I do have to say, being seated outside on that warm evening was very enjoyable. Also, our server was very much on it. Our water glasses were always full and he made sure we had PLENTY of bread to start. The actual dishes, however, left a LOT to be desired (including more food afterward, as I didn't even eat a quarter of what I ordered). Seriously though, HOW do you mess up cappelini?? According to Dal Toro, by smothering it in what tasted like Prego. No garlicky goodness, no sweet hint of olive oil.... just tomato... no, tomato paste. NOT the business. My girlfriends split a pizza with crab and asparagus, Let me just say, holy sodium. I liked how thin the crust was, but between the crab and the salty cheese... needless to say, pizza went in a to-go box. The two start rating says it all... I have DEFINITELY experienced better.

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Output: Booked late and was worried about getting shafted with a shite table or being chased out early so chose to sit at the bar and it was perfect for what we were aiming for. People watching galore, and we got to chat away to the staff when we wanted too, however when we were chatting between ourselves we were left entirely alone. Sitting at the bar means that you don't have to worry about the timings set on the sit down tables. We had langoustines and scallops and bread and STUFF. It was amazing. Great food that tasted amazing. The white wine recommended to us was spot on too! Really can't help but recommend this place to any couples looking for somewhere casual yet posh and exclusive feeling!

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This was the worst restaurant I have ever been to.The food has no flavor, the red enchilada sauce was brown.The wait staff was horrible . The waitress asked how everything was and when we said horrible she kept walking. . Save your money.