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An example of an positive review: I can't believe I haven't rated this place yet! Mmmmmm... Joe's food is so good. First, the place is attached to an old garage. Which is super super cool. The whole place is well decorated, the theme is really fun. The first time we went, it was great. The second time we went, we met Joe! He came over to the table and chatted for a bit. Very cool. The kids always have a good time here. The prices are very fair. We've had a little of everything on the menu and I've never been disappointed. I just love this little local spot.

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An example of an negative review: Ah, Toss'd. Evidence of inefficient markets in action. The only reason this place exists is that there are no local competitors. Coming from New York, I compare them against my local favorites Chop't, Sweetgreen, JustSalad, etc. Toss'd is consistently the worst salad option I have ever had. Bad cooks: The staff are not professional cooks. Mind you, this is salad, yet somehow they manage to mess up even raw food. They slice their food painfully slowly. They don't know how to chop up meat, so expect enormous 1 inch cubes of chicken and awkwardly large florets of kale, broccoli, and lettuce. Conveniently, this rule doesn't seem to apply to their avocado slicing technique. They also don't know the proper ratio between topping and base, so there always seems to be a preponderance of leaves in my salad. Unhygienic: They chop up buckets of broiled chicken breasts right in front of you in the salad line, apparently using the same knives they use to chop their salads. The cashier handled food and wasn't wearing gloves. They also don't replace the mats where they scoop up the salad from one customer to the next. The staff don't wear aprons and they usually look tired and dirty. Unprofessional: The staff are comically rude and untrained. There is a girl with short straight blond hair whose only apparent function is to toss salads, yet she never asks whether you want lemon, pepper, or salt, so you have to yell it at her as she has her back turned to you. Expect an eye roll and probably no lemon to boot. There is another black lady who doesn't know what quinoa is, and consistently gives me attitude when I correct her, "No, sorry, that's edamame..." Inefficient: The staff do not know how to divide up their tasks, so it always feels like they're scrambling to figure out what they should be doing next. The space is poorly laid out. There is no indoor seating area and is not equipped to handle the lunch time rush. Unstocked: They always seem to be out of some key ingredient. They almost never have the adobe chicken the menu claims to list. Other items that may or may not be there, depending on how the wind blows that day: quinoa, seaweed salad, shrimp, lime, and various dressings.

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An example of an negative review: I came in on a Wednesday night to watch the suns game and boy is this place depressing. Super slow service, the bar tender was more concerned about gossiping with coworkers. I waited ages for an appetizer. This place used to be good wtf happened?

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An example of an negative review: Definitely was not blown away by Franktuary. Meatballs were subpar at best and the hot dog were okay. The best part was the fries and the dipping sauces available. I've only been there once but I don't think I would go again. Nothing special at all.