Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Example Input: An officer opens the barricade and a construction worker steps forward. A helmeted worker
Example Output: examines the underside of a cyclone - cyclone.

Example Input: He braces himself with both arms as he walks his legs up the side of the barn and eases deeper inside. Outside, someone
Example Output: dons a mustached patient who holds a corpse in his hand.

Example Input: A man prepares his supplies near a picnic table and then sets one down. The man
Example Output:
finishes but continues playing with fast food.