Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Ex Input:
Someone looks at his daughter, then, glances over at the bedroom window. A shadowing figure

Ex Output:
stands near him and is wearing.

Ex Input:
The two intruders run through a series of identical offices. Someone

Ex Output:
chases a handsome bartender, who stands on an icy platform.

Ex Input:
Someone is starting to enjoy someone's handling of someone. Someone

Ex Output:
stands upright a couple inches away from the divan.