Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer: Delicious burgers, GREAT atmosphere, and the cutest dang hidden jewel in all the land!!!!

Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer: If I wanted to sum up my life in a retirement dream filled universe with puppies and fresh veggies and people coming to visit my pigs... Craigie Farm is living the dream. We got some teeny chickens (my boyfriend calls them game, but whatever) because I won't eat meat unless they had an adorably happy life... ...and we got Joey (my awesome dog) a canine snack and we locked her in the kennel while we shopped cause fuck her she can't have farm fresh teeny chickens... ...and we got raspberries and strawberries and gooseberries and I made a farm fresh crumble! ... and we took the pup for a stroll around the quarry and she was just happy as a clam... ... and we got bread which frankly broke all my July dieting plans (again)... Without any doubt as an old hippie woman with my infinite amount of rescued puppies and flowy skirts and hippie proverbs... I would like me a Craigie Farm-like place to call my own. Until then I will visit and dream.

Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

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i haven't been to very many foot massage places so I can't really compare it to anything.. nor do I get massages on a regular, so... any massage is a great massage to me. :P I've actually been to this spot a couple times and like the massages.. when u walk in it's really calm and serene.. waterfall noises and soft music.. it's very quiet and peaceful. then u walk past the partition towards a bunch of lazy boy recliners where the magic of the foot massage takes place. you stay fully clothes except for your shoes and socks which are replaced with a bucket and a bag that's filled with warm water and salts.. [careful not to just plunge your feet in the water, they don't really understand the concept of hot and will sometimes force u to put them in the boiling hot water saying it's good for you] u don't have too. just say no. 3rd degree burns are not the business. quick tip: [all sexual innuendos aside] let them know if u like it rough... I kinda like it hard, but learned that hard means the b could be taking a freaking stroll on your back.. they hook u up from top to bottom.. head to toe. the one thing they could do w/out is having conversations with the other ladies.. and or picking up their phones, but they add the time that's taken away when they do.. but really.. they shouldn't pick up their phones! hello. these ladies prefer cash too and voice it. doesn't mean they don't take credit cards. 28 for 45 min 38 for an hour! which means they turn u on your stomach and hook up your back. the extra 10 is well worth it.