Input: OPTIONS:
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An example of an negative review: After going there for brunch recently (for which I'd give it four stars), I insisted on trying it again for dinner, as I had seen the pizzas coming out of the oven as we were leaving and they looked/smelled ridiculous. It made me hungry and I had just stuffed myself full of delicious brunch foods. However. The second was not the same experience. We were highly disappointed at the server not being able/willing/whatever to help us with our appetizer selection. When it came (artisan cheese plate), it made us both frown. Four bold, flavorful, strong cheeses, fig spread and honey, bowl of olives, crostini, almonds. (Boyfriend, when I offered him some almonds, said "No thanks, I just had some in the car." Touche.) Just a poor arrangement of flavors...truly. Like, throw some sharp provolone and mozz on a plate and call it a day. (AHEM. YOU ARE EAT N PARK) Boyfriend entree was the half chicken. Have you ever seen one of those cute little chickies around Easter time? Sweet little baby chickens? That is the approximate size of the chicken they butchered for this clove (????)-filled dish, complete with "smoked potatoes", i'm sorry, WHAT? I believe it was when he bit into a whole clove that he asked me to make him shells and cheese when we got home. Then I started adding up our approximate bill.... All of that aside, the pizza was, in fact, as ridiculously delicious as it looked/smelled on that brunch day, and the drinks were PERFECTION (the "almost arnie" and "porch pink lemonade"). Probably some of the best mixed specialty drinks I've had anywhere. So my point is...it is supremely disappointing that such a cool place (atmosphere A+++) is trying so hard. Just shut up and make a bunch of awesome pizzas. Because they are that--awesome. If you go, get the pizzas and some fun drinks. Don't attempt an entree. You've been warned.

Input: OPTIONS:
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An example of an negative review: funny how one bad experience leads the way for all the others to fall into place. the staffing here is terrible. two people on register, one making drinks...and the ones at the register are clueless. i gave the girl 5 dollars to add on to my starbucks card and we purchased two drinks. she essentially pocketed 5 dollars because of her incompetence. I had 6 something pre existing on my gold card and my total came out to 9 dollars. somehow she ended up charging me twice and because the website does not reflect pre existing balance after your transaction is complete, I can't go back and try and get my money back. and when I mentioned something, she said, no. you owe more. NEVER AGAIN!! TRAIN YOUR CASHIERS!

Input: OPTIONS:
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An example of an positive review: A clever idea and much easier to find than many would have you believe, Secret Pizza at The Cosmopolitan is one of those places that seems to get a lot of praise from all the wrong sorts of people yet curious to experience it myself and without dinner plans until 8pm I decided to stop in for a snack while shopping Crystals. A small place with a TV and a couple of pinball machines plus the slice counter down a long hall of records the restaurant was perhaps half full when I arrived and with three pizzas ready to serve my choice was simplified dramatically when a fresh Roma and Ricotta emerged from the oven as I was waiting in line. Friendly in service and low in price for a hefty slice with excellent ingredient quality I've heard many compare Secret to New York slice shops and while the foldable structure and gas oven production is similar I'll simply say that anyone making such claims is a fool - most New York Slice shops are serving low quality ingredients on a subpar crust for ninety-nine cents while Secret is serving top quality sauce without unnecessary sweetness under smooth mozzarella on a crust with a good crunch, great chew, and an excellent crumb. Admittedly bummed that they were completely sold out of canolis that are, alas, pre-filled but still something I'd like to try I've no doubt I'll head back for the square slice sometime soon.

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An example of an positive review: Great Cajun food in Las Vegas. I had crawfish and shrimp, extra hot. Very delicious. The shrimp was better than the crawfish, but both were great. The andouille sausage was mediocre at best and I wouldn't order it again. The potatoes and corn were delicious, as well. The food is served in bags in a wet sauce. It's not the typical way I've had crawfish and shrimp. It was different, but quite delicious. I would definitely go back. Give it a try!