Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: We decided to eat here because we were staying at the Luxor and didn't want to brave the heat .If you have time to burn this is the place . Service is really slow waited 15 mins for our drinks. the appetizers took 40 mins for the wings and another 10 for the Mac squares . Out meals came out an hour and 10 after we ordered it . The table behind us called the manager over to complain that they hadn't got there meal and that we order 20 mins after they did . I expected the meals to be something more than ordinary but they fell short there too. I will not be coming back .
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A: Food was not very good. They were very disorganized. And the staff was not very friendly. This will be the last time coming to this location. It has went downhill over the past few years and is still going. .
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer: Let me preface this review by saying that I have eaten steak in some of the finest restaurants across the land and I recognize quailty when I taste it. I prefer my steaks rare and believe a steak cooked beyond medium rare is fit for the trashcan and not the beef connoisseur. Craftsteak was a complete disappointment to me and the rest of my party of six. I ordered their highest grade steak (Wagyu grade 10) and a basic USDA Prime steak to compare the qualities. The "Wagyu" was not nearly close to the Wagyu I've had in quailty and marbling and there was no way that it could have been a grade 10. I was substituted a low-quality, lean, pre-sliced, cold piece of steak that the waiter said was "their best" when I complained about it. He declined to do anything about it until I truly insisted that he take the steak back and strike it from my bill. The basic USDA steak was adequate, slightly overcooked, lacked a good exterior searing, more sinewy than should be expected for a $50 steak, but better than their supposed "wagyu". I give this establishment low marks for service, and definitely low marks for the food. If you're serious about steaks, this place is more hype and trendy decor than anything else. -The Beef Baron
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Output: DO NOT SEE THIS JERK. I had some long time skin issues, and new acne caused by testosterone. He really did not do an exam! He didn't look at my skin. He didn't look for moles or any skin issues. You are supposed to map out the body so next year you can make sure nothing is new or moles have not changed. This is how you catch CANCER. All he did was mumble about my two options. But he never would actually give any ADVISE on it He gave me a long speech about Acutane. Only when I pressed him did he say he didn't suggest it for me. This guy has the personality of a SLUG. It took me longer to fill out my paper work than his "exam" did! When I realized he was leaving I said WAIT! I have a few more issues. He gave me the same look my MOM used to give me when I was bad. He quickly whipped out his gun and burned two warts for about 5 seconds, burned a little thing on my head and was headed out the door before I could ask anymore questions. I have ER doctors in less of a rush than he was. There was only one other person in the whole place, no idea where he needed to go so quickly, maybe to look in a mirror and admire himself?!? You could tell I was not worth a his time. My guess the only thing he really likes doing is giving women Botox or anti ageing cream. I am still amazed that this guy is a Top Doc. I BEG YOU PLEASEEEE do not do it to yourself. Go to ANYONE else!
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output: I've had spray tans before but was needing one for a last minute trip and could not get an appointment with my normal person - so I tried this place. When I got home, I noticed that they missed spots, and within a few days it was starting to spot all over my arms and legs - I had to basically scrub the entire thing off to avoid looking ridiculous. A huge waste of money. I will not go back here.
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==Reasons Why Nobody Goes To Rollero Anymore== 1. No Roller Derby. 2. Ever-permeating smell of stale sweat and negligence. 3. No Roller Derby. 4. A dress code reminiscent of an overzealous public school (no muscle shirts, no skirts, no hoodies, no hats or headgear of any kind, boys can't wear makeup and girls can't wear baggy jeans). 5. No Roller Derby. 6. Rules and Regulations, Puritan-Style. No touching, no going ahead of people, no laughter, no dancing. Name calling is prohibited unless you are alerting the staff to the presence of a witch. Or a boy in makeup. Egad! And No Gayness Of Any Sort! (Think I'm kidding? Try and hold hands with someone of the same sex.) 7. No Roller Derby. 8. An absence of recent movies featuring compelling roller-skating protagonists may have contributed to the overall disinterest in roller-skating. 9. No fucking Roller Derby. 10. The Eatza Pizza that used to be across the street has since moved.