Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer: Checked the living room outafter we met a couple ladies who said they loved this place. What on earth were they thinking??? NOISY! Staff didn't smile, Appetizers were at best mediocre (steak Bruchetta was tough as shoe leather and tasted like the steer had been roaming the range for a couple hundred years). Chicken Bruchetta was a total waste of time. Even though we were extremely hungry, we left half our appetizers untouched. With so many EXCEPTIONAL choices like Brio, The Keg, Cork, Down Under and others, we don't understand why the place is so crowded... the only thing we suspected is that it might be a pick-up joint... lots of older guys and young to mid-age women. Definitely NOT a couples place.

Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer: Pleasantly pleased with the food, service, and drinks at this hole-in-the-wall-joint located in Ballys, at the very back of the casino floor. Me and my boyfriend came here to meet up with my uncle who was staying at Ballys. The place is pretty small with a few tables and stools and a couple of stools at the bar The both of us sat at the bar and ordered entrees before my uncle arrived: 1) I ordered the HALF RACK BABY BACK RIBS w/ a choice of 2 sides; I got the baked beans and cole slaw. I don't remember what kind of rub or sauce but whatever our server suggested was really good. The meat was cooked well as were the baked beans. As for the cole slaw, it was swimming in a pool of the dressing, yuck. 2) The boyfriend ordered the CARNE ASADA including spanish rice, refried beans, and choice between corn or flour tortillas. The carne asada was a nice sized portion and the accompanying onions and peppers added more flavor. The beans were good, but the spanish rice was a bit salty. We had just finished dinner when my uncle came to meet us. From then on it was a nonstop drink-a-thon. Beers are relatively cheap, with $5 or $7 pitchers, depending on the beer, and so between the free flowing cheap beer and the endless choices of tequila, we stayed at the bar for a good majority of the night. The 2 bartenders were extremely friendly and attentive getting refills and explaining the 2 sets of flights my uncle had also just ordered: 1) The SPIRIT OF MEXICO: 4 shots of various tequilas for $29 2) BLANCO FLIGHT: 4 different shots of other tequilas for $29 Overall a really surprisingly good time at such a random place. The food was good, the service was attentive and friendly, and the drinks were relatively cheap for being in Vegas.

Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer:
It's a small but clean store with just a few hard goods and some nice young birds. However, the owner was rude and condescending to me. I'm not sure why, since we didn't even begin to get into a conversation - she just started talking to me like I had never seen a bird in my life. I happen to have substantial experience, and own a number of macaws and others in a private aviary. Perhaps she judged me based on looks, since I am not an older woman. Either way, I would not feel comfortable going back and feel she doesn't deserve any of my business.