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Output: Literally the worst in the area. I like Chinese food a lot but thus was overpriced with tasteless food. They got my one time donation but I won't be back. I have been in Asia, and this looked like third world fish! GROSS. They had "escargot" the size of giant turbo snails - the chicken was tough, the rice dried out, the food literally tasteless. If this is seafood it is for the bottom feeder. Priced way to high, and kids 10-12 are charged adult prices. The sushi was ok - and the best tasting thing was the canned pudding. I literally almost warned a family as they walked in, wish someone had warned me before I dropped almost $40 on a buffet for 2 adults, 1 kid and we all left hungry.

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Output: I found this place on Groupon and went in for an all over color and oil treatment. I asked for a Warm Golden Blond. This is what I got. It's horrible and feels even worse than it looks. Tara clearly didn't know what she was doing. The first batch of color only dyed my roots! She didn't want to fix it until another stylist stepped in - she then slapped a second batch of the exact same color on my hair, all while telling me she should be charging me extra and I should be paying more because it's a corrective color. Now, to be fair, my hair was way ashy from the last salon, but I wanted to same color, just without the washed out ash. I even brought in hair pieces and told them that any of the golden blondes of the pieces was fine - so it's not like I was being difficult in any respect. When the first coloring went wrong, I stayed polite and not once did I raise my voice or get rude, even when Tara kept repeating that she had another appointment after me so she didn't have alot of time. She did have plenty of time for multiple smoke breaks during my appointment though. I ended up with dark, patchy, gross pinkish hair. It looked fairly even at the salon, so I said good enough and left. After working out though, I had dark red stains drip down my teeshirt and neck from where she hadn't even rinsed the dye out! It left massive stains all over my gym towel as well (and I was just doing cardio, not hot yoga or something). The ends of my hair are STILL a completely different color from the rest of my hair, except now it's all gross and dark and pink and muddy. I'm absolutely disgusted by the entire experience. I need to have my hair fixed before work on Monday, but they made me feel so unwelcome and uncomfortable at the salon that I won't even be asking them to fix it. I did however request a refund from Groupon and will be putting my experience on every site like this one.

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Output: Man look... I've heard many stories of this burger joint and finally had the chance to try it. Anticipating a meeting with heavenly beef, my hopes were set high. Before I could get my second foot thru the door, I was greeted with a welcome and a smile. I looked around and it looked homely. Nothing too fancy. More like an old hot rod without all the gaudy stickers...subtly hinting at "this car's gonna dust you, but it won't let you know". The food: Again...man...look...I ordered the bacon cheeseburger w/ lettuce, tomato, & grilled onions. And fries. Gotta have fries. Because fries. Took my first bite and totally forgot about every other burger I'd ever eaten since living on the west coast. As ketchup ran down my chin and my cheekbones began to sweat from the all-beef patty experience, I had a couple well seasoned fries (big enough for a man's hands) and decided this was the one for me. Dood! The fries were everywhere! I felt like everyone in the building was staring at a caveman. Myself. Turns out they were all into their food just as much as I. I also got globs of ketchup on my phone as I live tweeted my entire meal. I'll be going back again. Great service! Great food! My meal ran me $12 including the tip I placed in the jar.

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If you need a hat, this is where to go.