input: Write a negative yelp review.
output: I would give it a zero if there was an option .. Waited 2 hours for a delivery and called them wheres our pizza OHHhh its been delivered are you kidding me.... we cancelled the orders and NEVER AGAIN BEFORE YOU DELIVER CHECK THE CORRECT ADDRESS.....
input: Write a negative yelp review.
output: I was so excited to go get my cheesecake factory fix for the year and then I remembered why I only go once every 14 months, if that. :( server was super awkward and not very personable...but I really liked their small plates menu, great way to try a few things, keep on budget and not stuff your face before it's time for a piece of their cheesecake.
input: Write a negative yelp review.
output:
I'm starting to hate yelp. 70ish reviews on how awesome this place is. There was a cockroach on my table. We hung out. It crept onto my plate for a ponzu sauce nightcap. I honestly was grossed out but not completely. I know good places are often dirty places. I understand. But when I pointed it out to the waitress, she just made a feeble attempt to kill my new little friend, after some manic missed squashings all over my table. Shortly after Mr. Roach was laid to rest, we were offered free mochi ice cream. Wow. A fricking roach just joined me for dinner and you're offering me a 20 cent consolation dessert? Fuck you. To be fair, the food was mediocre. 2 stars for that and minus 5 stars for the roach and minus 1000 stars for their generous compensation and apology for the mackerel that worked its way back into my mouth as vomit.