Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A: Not the best Vegas buffet I've ever had. Not even close. I don't like the tiny plates at each of the stations and the absence of a self-serve salad bar. T.I. is clearly trying to present a "high end" buffet with the smaller plates but ultimately detracts from the whole purpose of buffet: getting lots of different food all at once. At least that's how I like my buffet. Aside from the presentation of the buffet here, the food itself was not very good. The prime rib was flavorless, the salad that I requested, a spinach salad, was blah. The mac and cheese was a half step up from Kraft. The sushi really killed me: the station had a selection of maybe two or three pieces of different sushi on each plate so you are stuck taking the combinations they have created for you. And the sushi wasn't even very good! Mushy rice, bland fish. The crab legs and shrimp were ok and tasted pretty fresh. I enjoyed the chocolate covered strawberries and macaroon for dessert. But all in all, this is one weak buffet that I will not be visiting again.

Problem: Write a positive yelp review.
A: Sure, it's a chain. But I thought it was very good! We were promptly seated, our waiter checked on us several times, and the manager was even on top of things and cleared the plates the minute we were finished. The food came out within about 10 minutes, and it was really good. I had the shredded beef chimichanga with a side of refried beans. The meat was juicy, slightly spicy and the chimi was fried just right. Overall, I'd be back!

Problem: Write a positive yelp review.
A:
Artifice is one of my favorite newer places that I want to frequent more often. I attended a First Friday the other night and after bopping around drinking and eating at the food trucks, I met up with some friends from out of town at Artifice. I love all the artwork in Artifice and the cool, laid back atmosphere of the place. I don't come here much during the week, but I want to because they always vary the format and are pretty open to just about any kind of act. What really set this place apart is that they are not stuck in one set genre or type of show and I think that's dope. Anyway, I ordered a few Stella's, and my friends ordered a Bloody Mary and White Russian and a Jack on the rocks. The cool staff always gets to us pretty quick, and have found that service is usually quicker on the bar backside near the door instead of the side facing the dance floor. My Stella's were nice and cold how I like them. My friend's White Russian was on point, but my friends Bloody Mary was a little watered down. We asked the bartender if she could thicken it up and she had no problem with fixing it with a smile. More friends arrived and as soon as it became the ten o clock hour, the DJ's started up. I'm pretty sure they are the same DJ's that spin every First Friday and that makes me pretty happy. The last few First Friday's I have spend here, I got my buzz and my dance on to a mix of Feelgood 90's rap, Early 2000 electronic, with a mix of new stuff throw in for good measure. Crowd is cool, always a 25-35 crowd, all down to hear music from our teens. Puts everyone in a good mood for sure. Since it was First Friday, we can't spend too much time in one place because of all the cool stuff going on, but it's a great place to come back to. All the staff is really nice, and most of the people that go are a good crowd to mingle with. Hope this review helps! Cheers! ~MikeB