Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: Do not use them for catering. I have spent over $1k in catering with them in the last 6 months and each time it keeps getting worse. I was ordering the food for my company and Panera was their choice. This will be my last order from this location. It took me 45 minutes to place the order (for 15 people) with a giggling girl named Vanessa that kept putting me on hold for some unknown reason. It was truly painful; about half way through the order I was just going to hang up but with the time I had already invested in the call I just kept going. Of course when they delivered the order they had forgotten something and offered to refund it. I told them I had people coming in and I needed it, 50 minutes later it finally arrived. Overall just awful service.
Q: positive

A: The lines are long, the system is chaotic, but I'd be a fool to say that it wasn't worth it. Disclaimer: I've only come here pre-Thanksgiving and pre-Christmas so that is the context of my experience. I came for a smoked turkey both times and the ordering process was simple (according to my mom who did the ordering)-you call in, tell them what you want and what size and you show up on your pickup day. It was $43 for a small (up to 12 lb) smoked turkey which I'm not sure is a reasonable price or not, but I wasn't paying either so I didn't really care. The smoked turkeys are the perfect low-maintenance main dish for holidays-you simply pop them in the oven at 350 for the specified amount of time (they give you an instruction sheet at pickup). This frees up your cooking time to focus on just as important side dishes such as potatoes. And more potatoes. If you are going on the Wednesday before thanksgiving or 1-2 days leading up to Christmas, bring your audio device of choice, headphones and pack a lunch. You will wait in line for what seems like an obscene length of time while other people who are in line behind you somehow get to breach the front of the line for unknown reasons. I've found it best not to sass the staff who is doing crowd control because they have a comeback for everything and have no problem embarrassing you in front of the other strangers who are suffering the line for the brisket, turkey or other festive cut of meat. Once inside, you wait in another obscenely long line while the staff operates probably like they did when they first opened: all of the orders are written on pieces of paper and not really in any type of order. You may even start to feel the panic of not knowing whether or not your order is in the stack and oh my god what if it isn't, I just waited in this line for 45 minutes ::insert garden variety of curse words.:: But then they find your slip, you get your meat and you're out of there so fast, it's like you were never there. I believe you can order trays of sides as well as fresh eggs?? I saw several people leaving with cartons of eggs along with their holiday meals. The staff can be brusque, but they are under pressure so don't take it personally. They are nice for the most part and you should be nice to them too because well they smoked your turkey, cooked your brisket, carved up your rack of lamb and basically did all of your holiday dinner legwork for you. There's plenty of parking in the lot and on the street, but I still recommend coming before they open so that you can be the one gifting your space instead of playing that terrible game of "are you leaving/can I have your space?" that we all hate to play. Overall, I'd recommend if you're looking for a standout main course for the holidays that you're willing to take a little mental anguish for via Disneyland-during-summer-break-length lines.
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer: The 2 for 1 is not even worth the gas. $17.00 for two people seams like a great deal. It wasn't nice people but horrible food. We laughed at a review that said this is that bad well the food was that bad and I paid for it all night.
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Generate a negative review for a place
Output: Food poisoning alert. There is no doubt in my mind that this incident was caused by the order of potato skins I was served at this un-fine dining establishment. First off, the cook looks like somebody off the street, at least wear an apron buddy. Now we are watching the games there and it's about 30 minutes after I eat 4 fairly large skins which I dipped in sour cream and the rumbling in the stomach started. Five minutes later, I was depositing those skins in their tiny toilet and trying to hold on while the games ended. Lastly, another stop was needed on way home to drop off some more skins. This place is full of local drunks, but a good watering hole (yeah literally). Go here to drink and stay away from all food. Also, it was 8 bucks for one order of skins. Why do places charge the same price for apps as they do for sandwiches. It's another sign of a clueless place with poor food and hygiene. Bad choice.
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output: Amazing...and they deliver.
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output:
I learned that a bowl of warm and gooey mac and cheese is just as satisfying as a bowl of chicken noodle soup on a cold day. After playing in the snow on Mount Charleston, had the mac and cheese with hot dogs and potato chips crumbled on top. Kids had regular mac and cheese. It was a fine meal indeed. Lots of other choices for a pasta-based meal so don't be tricked by the name of the place. Will definitely return and try the other versions of mac and cheese...but only when it's cold. I know, silly, but that's me.