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An example of an negative review: What the actual F? I just got a random text message from these people advertising some special sale on tooth crowning. Seriously? This is what modern dentistry has come to? Blasting "sales" for dental work via text messages? I was a patient there OVER 5 YEARS AGO. Why am I even on the spam list? Shameful, absolutely shameful.

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An example of an negative review: Since this is apparently owned by Baja Fresh, how could I go wrong? Trust me, this one was VERY wrong. I would give this one NO stars, but Yelp won't let me. BEWARE the nachos. These people should be investigated for false advertising. The menu says the nachos have cheese. Yeah. And the Pope bows down five times a day facing Mecca to pray. It's not even close to a cheese sauce. It's some hydrogenated oil based abomination guaranteed to produce heartburn. Why waste decent (not great but at least decent) black beans and guacamole on this? Why waste your money on this? Even though it is less than $10 for the nachos, they were very over priced for the "quality" so I gave the 2$ rating. I spoke to fellow passengers who had come in, seen my "nachos" and decided to walk to the far end of the airport to Pizza Hut. At least they were happy with their choice for lunch.

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An example of an positive review: We stayed at the Bellagio for my first trip to Vegas. Why would you stay anywhere else? High quality, great rooms, fantastic service. The mirrored chocolate waterfall in the mirrored case is very original. Centrally located to the strip. The water fountains outside are the highlight of the experience and something that you cannot miss. If you're going to Vegas, book at the Bellagio.

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An example of an positive review: I think I might fall in love with this place after a few visits! Location: Notre-Dame West, in the not-so-ghetto part of town. I think this place also falls into the 'Southwest' category but frankly, it's probably the only part of town I'm not that familiar with so if I'm wrong, let me know! It's definitely in the happening section of Notre-Dame; lots of business and hustle and bustle. I like it. Service: First, this place is quite small, but they have a terrace out back. I loved the decor and ambiance - it felt very cozy and warm. As well, when I walked in, I was immediately hit by the scent of something that I'm sure, was damn good eats. There seemed to be some confusion amongst the wait staff about who was doing the seating. In fact, the person who eventually took charge of this was bloody spacey - how hard is it to understand that our group had 3 people and the next group had 5? I won't dock points for that because she was quite lovely as she waited our table later on. That said, overall, service was a little bit slow. Food: This time around, I didn't have anything to eat other than dessert, so will definitely go back for the full dining experience. We shared the cherry-blueberry pie, and the blueberry baba (two doughy things soaked in brandy with fresh blueberries and whipped cream). If the dessert is any indication of what the mains taste like, I am in LOVE. The pie was delicious - they used REAL cherries, yo! None of that canned crap! The crust was crumbly and overall, the pie was just the right level of sweetness. Also, they were NOT cheap on the portion. The baba was something I expected not to like, but happily, I was mistaken. That whole dish was bloody incredible. Yum yum yum. The whipped cream was fresh, the blueberries were fresh and the doughy things were the perfect texture and consistency, and drenched in brandy. What more can a girl ask for? They seem to have a decent wine selection and my partners in crime seemed to enjoy their white and reds, respectively. I had a latte. It was OK but I've had better. Price: Reasonable for dessert. Will report back on the mains. I did see the chef preparing each dish, so can tell you that everything looks to be prepared fresh upon order, which is a definite bonus. This place should be considered a neighborhood gem if it's not already.