Input: OPTIONS:
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An example of an negative review: Meh....I've experienced better is definitely right when it comes to this hotel. My husband and I had to stay here for 5 nights or so and during that time our maid came to clean the room twice. Despite leaving the "clean room sign on" and calling down to the front desk to physically ask them to clean our room they never did. One day they even put a note under saying "sorry your privacy hanger was on" when in fact it was sitting in our room. I just think the staff is lazy and doesn't want to do their job!!! Besides that, the room itself was okay. The beds were just alright. They scaled down and had no microwave or refrigerator in our room even though the website said it was included in the rooms. All they had was the piece of furniture it was suppose to go on so it almost looks like you got robbed of those items. If that was enough of a reason not to stay here there is only 1 elevator. This POS is slower than molasses. Seriously, I could have probably run up and down the stairs before it even made it to my floor to pick me up. OH....and how could I forget about the parking. Awkward, small, spaces....if you have a nice car prepare for dings and dents in it. The only positive thing I could say about this hotel is the fact that you are super close to the 10 freeway so if you have to commute somewhere it makes it easy. Enough said.

Input: OPTIONS:
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An example of an negative review: Apparently this place is pretty popular... I for one always thought it was the dressed of version of Joe's Crab Shack but according to everyone else it's a Miami dining staple! This particular location is quite random, very bottom floor the Forum Shops in Caesar's Palace. When you walk it it leads to the bar area, which seems kinda fun but is mostly there for those enjoying happy hour. Dining area is either in the outside area where you can gawk at shoppers or in the back dining room where it's so dark, you might just fall asleep. The food selection is enormous. The wine list is so long, it's actually kinda intimidating, and the specialty drink list looks interesting (I opted for the Pomegranate Martini and ended up with nothing but a Welch's drink). Bread is not very good... they offer different variations which is a nice touch, but I don't know how you could possibly serve 7 different kinds of BAD bread? We finally decided on the steak and tails dinner: $49.99 each. Lobsters were small but the taste was truly decadent. Steak was OK - but was a little on the dry side. I did see a waiter debone a fish for another customer and I was truly amazed! He literally got every piece of fish off that bone and in record time, it seemed! Overall, dinner was a 4 stars (counting just the food). So, after we were done eating, it took a record of 20+ minutes for us to even flag anyone down to clear our table and bring us our check. We were trying just about anything to get the servers attention but to no avail. Finally, after a sturdy 'EXCUSE ME' - we finally got the waitresses attention. Overall, food is good... but not necessarily the best service. Service should come standard with the prices, but definitely not at Joe's (maybe it's different at the one in Florida).

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An example of an positive review: The service is attentive... a VERY good thing these days but there's a strong initial push for an "adult drink" order. I know this is a great profit area for a restaurant but they need to chill on how they ask. But, in all fairness, after I did order a beer (see, it works!), it was no problem getting water... The almond encrusted tuna was just OK... it almost seemed to be mass produced because it had little flavor. However, the surrounding vegetables were outstanding. I'd give the food just 3 stars. The interior is comfortable... not too loud or dinghy... it is well adorned sans anything garish. Will I come back? Yes... the prices are VERY reasonable, the service is great and I won't judge the entire menu on one order... more follow-up reviews to come.

Input: OPTIONS:
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An example of an positive review: Ahh PHI bar, my bar. A true dive bar with a mix of locals and CMU kids slumming it together (and sometimes to hilarious effects). The beer is cheap, the pizza greasy, and the fries crunchy. I love the specials such as $4 Yuengling pitchers on Thurs and $6 Blue Moon pitchers on Wednesday. The pints aren't too expensive either, especially the Yuengling. The bar tenders can seem a bit cold until you start chatting them up and then they give you all sorts of under the counter specials. Be wary of Friday nights which is $1 well drinks and the place resembles the black hole of Calcutta with beggars traded out for frat boys in polos and flip flops. The minimum for credit cards is $10 but there is an ATM around the corner so never fear (and I always order more than that anyway).