Problem: Today was a very fluctuating day . First and foremost I would like to say that I completely my first day at work on my route all by myself and it went pretty well . That however was not the first event in a very eventful day .

What type of job may the narrator have ?

A: They are a delivery person .

Problem: Sheila called me yesterday morning to tell me that something was wrong with Rascal . She said the night before his stomach had swelled and he could barely lift his poor little head or walk . She said she thought it was from when she accidently dropped him on the concrete outside . We hung up for awhile when I called her back to let her know what might be wrong with him according to the internet .

What might I have done after talking to Sheila about Rascal ?

A: I got online and began searching for answers for her .

Problem: And believe me , I know my way around a candy bar . She presented us with a platter of 5 baby diapers . Fresh out of the microwave . With a candy bar contained therein .

What is the candy bar a euphemism for ?

A:
Shit