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Output: I do everything I can to support local businesses. When I was in need of simple stickers and business cards I chose to patronize Think!. They are local and are within a 1/2 mile of my home. Day 1 On Wednesday1/29/14, I took my small project (another local start-up) to the Phoenix location. I spent about 20 minutes with JD discussing the project and felt positive that I made the right choice. He said that he would get back to me with a quote and the project was no problem for them. He also reassured me that he had all of the information needed to complete the project. Day 2 The morning of Thursday 1/30/14, I had not heard from JD or Think!. I called to inquire about the quote and JD was not available, so I left my number and requested a call back. Later in the day I called back because I had not heard from JD, or anyone that could provide the simple quote. At that time I spoke to JD and he said, "Yep, we're almost done with everything and I'll have it to you soon." I did not hear back from JD or Think! via email or phone. Day 3 By noon on 1/31/14 I had not heard from anyone, so I called again. After my request to speak with JD again, the employee that took the call did not know he didn't put me on hold and I heard, "Blaine? I'm trying to remember who Blaine is." At that time I was hung up on. I called the Tempe location for help on the quote and they told me that they would contact the Phoenix location to inform me on status of the quote. The employee I spoke to (wish I remembered her name), told me to let her know if I did not hear from JD today and that the Tempe location would take care of the request if needed. Unfortunately, I was not able to contact Tempe before the location closed. I will now be completing the project myself and taking it to a Staples or Office Max big box store for printing. I wish I could have given a 5 star rating, but I wasn't offered the chance.

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Output: Went here with a crew of Yelpers and had a great experience. As a big scotch drinker, I'm surprised it took me so long to discover this gem of a place - the fact that it's directly above a McDonalds probably didn't help. Amongst other things, I had their scotch taster (3 different scotches 10-15 years old from the same distillery) which was great value at $18 - it even comes with a set of tasting notes. As mentioned in other reviews this place is good value when it comes to scotch, and the menu is extensive. The place is nicely done up; the front section is cosy with a pub feel, while the back area is a bit more modern - the whole place looks very new.

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Output: When my company first signed up for their service our hands were tied. It was either sub-par dual DSL lines from CenturyLink, a T1 starting at $500 for a 1.5mbps, or SparkPlug (now Airband Com). Customer service was good, but then they became Airband and in no time fast I stopped hearing about my account rep. Recently we decided to look at moving to Cox as now they service the area. Wouldn't you know it, our three year contract auto-renewed for a year without one word from their customer service/account relations department. I tried calling their numbers and all I got in return was an outgoing message telling me to e-mail them or leave a voice mail. My voice mail never got returned so I e-mailed them. When I e-mailed them about canceling the service they informed me of the auto-renewal and the associated early term fees, and if there was anything they could help me with because they "appreciate" my business. If they did value my business then why can't I get someone on the phone? Why couldn't they touch based with me for more than a year and a half? I hear from Cox at least once everything three months about our home users SOHO business connection. Their connection may work, but their customer service is totally disconnected (rimshot).

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4am, alcohol induced munchies, $3.99 steak and eggs. Enough said. No but really-- prompt & friendly service, deliciously cheap grub, and the price! This is where I go for steak and eggs when I'm too lazy for a trip to downtown. Quick tip: don't be sober.