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Output: Was really looking forward to eating here but was so disappointed. I ordered chicken Marsala and I got chicken swimming in basically soup. It was just terrible. Guess I should have stuck with the pizza.

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Output: I've been to many of them, from Dodger Stadium to Wrigley Field and down to Tropicana Field, but this park is THEE BEST. Incredible views from every seat, scrumptious food with tremendous variety, and finally a good product on the field! Access, like most ballparks, can be tricky. The best bet if you don't have a parking pass is to get there early and tailgate until game time.

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Output: Not impressive. Adequate service, but for the price the menu items lacked attention to detail. No guarana. Feijoada is not very authentic. Pao de queijo a bit heavy. Meats were a little bland in flavor. Salad bar had good variety, though. A little limited selection in the meats compared to other similar Brazilian steakhouses.

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Ah, Bachelor Parties. If it isn't the clubbing, the boozing, the smoking, the snorting, or the sight-seeing?!, then it's the ass and boobs. Ass and boobs at a price. Now you could roll up here with all your friends and be that one guy. The one guy who actually has a job and buys the bachelor his "dances." Or you can be the other guy. The other guy who will not shell out anything for a boner. I chose to be the second guy. The choice of women was weak. The place was said to have been a converted fitness club. Looks like the girls dancing here were never members of any fitness club. Now, when sh*t like this goes down, I stick to my approach. Ninja-like, I avoid buying anything. Now with a crap selection of women, and your group possibly being the only people in this deserted home for the ugly, you don't want to waste money. Don't feel bad for them, they'll get baby food money on the next group of suckers that walks in. Get a booth. And sit smack dab center of the booth. The farthest seat from either entrance or exit into and out of the booth. There should be at least 2 or 3 guys flanking your right and left. I hope you didn't drink too much before this and don't drink anything additional before choosing this seat. You'll be there a while. While your friends insipidly pay for "dances" and tip for drinks, you sit there, unreachable. Avoid eye contact as much as you can, and you're gold. You have enough money for some late night eats, or possibly for the next stop which is hopefully a better strip club.