Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: What happened? I came here once, about a year ago, and LOVED it. Food was good, and inventive. I went back with a group of girlfriends on May 8th, and had a TERRIBLE experience. The restaurant was obviously understaffed- for example- we ordered a couple bottles of wine, the waitress brought them out after about 5 minutes, but then we had to wait another 15 minutes for her to bring glasses and open the bottles! The glasses she brought were filthy, we ended up drinking wine out of pint glasses. That would have been fine if the food had been good, but everyone food was terrible. Tofu was dry and tough, chicken was overcooked, tacos were so greasy they left a puddle on your plate. Not sure I'll be coming back here again- so disappointed.
Q: negative

A: Went on 12/28/14 at 8:30 pm. They were out of salmon, prime rib, short ribs, and NY strip. Fish and chips...fish was like a cold brick and fries were just like burger king's. They have a mini pie sampler that used to come in a cute wooden carrier and last night they just plopped them on a plate and brought them to us. Took 2 hours and $500 for 8 people to eat. Go somewhere else.
Problem: What would be an example of an positive (OPTIONS:
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Answer: I happened to come here when it wasn't busy and I enjoyed it very much! I ended up getting a breakfast burrito with steak instead of chorizo and a roasted jalapeno. For my morning beverage pairing, I went with a cochata. The burrito was very good. I really liked the steak better than the chorizo in it and the beans were excellent; also, the jalapeno was super fresh! I really appreciate a fresh pepper like that. What really got me though was the cochata. It's pretty simple, coffee and horchata, but I had never had it before. The flavors go together very well, and if you like sweet coffee drinks, you should love this! I can't wait for the weather to get cool again because the patio looked awfully cozy and would be a great place to enjoy a cerveza.
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Output: This place might be just be the worst restaurant I have ever been at. The food wasn't that horrible but it certainly wasn't great. 1. They don't serve tap water, supposedly they are too small. 2. If you can't, fine. Just don't charge me 1.50 for a small bottle of pure life. 3. Today, it seems they were only taking reservations before one o'clock. Yet they had a sign that said seat yourself and the girl at the register said we could sit anywhere. 4. I think it was Alex the owner who was bussing tables and walked between people instead of around them the entire time. I am aware that the shortest distance is a straight line but don't make your guests uncomfortable by squeezing past me for no reason. 5. We shared the Britain. It was a crepe filled with undercooked potatoes and bacon and decent eggs. Maybe I don't fully grasp the crepe thing but I would suggest that crisp bacon and cooked potatoes might be more appealing. 6. If I had one more person ask me if I wanted a desert after eating a breakfast crepe and not take no for an answer I would have screamed. They offered us a free father's day crepe when we got there and we said yes but they made us wait for something we DIDN'T ask for. 7. One waitress we didn't know stopped to ask me about my walking dead shirt. She knew the show but only because her mom watches it. She informed us in quite a snooty fashion that she reads. Good for her. Chef Agnes, what can I say? She was telling the people next to us that they were waiting so long because of the aforementioned reservation that was needed before 1 pm. Then she said it was miscommunication with the staff and that they should have never been seated and did they want some hot sauce because the crepe they ordered wasn't very flavorful. I didn't just remember those things and put them in my own run on sentence, that is how she said it. I have been to three highly recommended crepe places on Yelp. I don't get it I guess. However, the overall weirdness of this place reminds me of that Kitchen Nightmares in Arizona with the blonde and the old guy.....so they would have to make the best food ever to get more than one star.
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output: As with many of the retail business in this country, the bottom line that matters is corporate earnings at the end of each quarter. Unfortunately, as a consumer, we suffer because Khol's hires uneducated, unskilled workers and managers. I was at the receiving end of cashier who was argumentative and rude. She was incapable of understanding how her actions represent Kohl's as a company. This store had a in the past had very friendly and receptive employees. There has been a definite decline in recent customer service. A change in policy where this store will no longer accept expired Khol's cash is acceptable. The attitude of the Mr. Aria's, who "decides" to whom receives the discount appears to have a "superiority" complex. "Give HER the discount THIS time." When I asked the cashier not to roll up the clothes after I folded them, she began to say in an offensive manner "I am folding them!" this cashier was confrontational, argumentative and rude. Sarcastically, she says "Have a nice day" then, her lead, or as he called himself manager, says to her "Don't worry about it." then he yelled at me, yes yell out "have a nice day!" I walk back and said "Your the Manager and you allow this?" Mr. Arias would not respond. I had to ask him three times before he would tell me his name. "Then he called on his radio for Steve, probably the real manger, I guess he thought I would perceive that as his threat and I should leave because he called Steve. I have no problem leaving Kohl's and never coming back.I have had my MVP card renewed thirty times. But that does not matter, what does matter that if one person decides not patronize a store it may not hurt, but how many other customers are being driven away by the incompetence and rudeness of this stores employees actions?
Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A:
So I brought my Mom here for a belated Mother's day spa weekend. Beautiful grounds but we had to move rooms twice due to the noise level. We picked Firesky thinking it would be a non-daytime party resort but we were wrong. Although there are families there, they still blast music by the pool and it was super hard to sleep in...seriously, do you really have to blast pool music before 8 am on a freaking Saturday??? Get a grip, Firesky. Also, I paid more to upgrade to a nicer room/view and they charge extra for that so be aware. They did end up refunded this portion of my stay since we had so much trouble with noise. Oh and the maid also came in when we were trying to take an afternoon nap when we SPECIFICALLY asked them to not disturb until a certain time. I will say we both LOVED our massages. The spa knows what they are doing for sure. I highly recommend the vodkatini scrub + massage...heaven!