input: Write a negative yelp review.
output: There is only one reason to stay in this place, which is that it is a five minute walk from the LVCC. It's a massive concrete bunker in the Soviet brutalist style that is designed to sap your spirits, and you will be further depressed by the torn-up neighborhood in which everything is obviously slated for demolition as soon as the local economy improves. But come on in, it's actually not that bad. The rooms are simple but clean and have updated fixtures. The wireless works most of the time. (It will melt down around 8 am and 5 pm, the times people are checking their email before and after heading for CES or other show.) There's a waffle iron and coffee for breakfast. The net score, a-ok. But we then apply an automatic deduction for the policy of charging for an in-room safe, whether you use it or not. You can only have the charge removed from your bill by protesting it when you check out. I am not going to wait in line in the morning to do that, but I am going to remove a star.
input: Write a negative yelp review.
output: Very disappointing, as I usually love all things Wolfgang Puck! Food and service here were both a disappointment. The bartender had way too much on his plate, with all the bar seats and all the tables in the bar area. I had ordered two appetizers for my dinner - the fried goat cheese and the bruschetta. The bruschetta was very unusual... and not in a good way. The ingredients did not go well together. And the goat cheese appetizer was a little pan of warm goat cheese and marinara sauce, with these horrible doughy bread balls. I planned to ask the server/bartender to bring me some regular bread to make it more edible, but he never came back to my table to check on me. When I did finally flag him down to ask for some real bread to use for dipping, he said sure, but thought it was more appropriate to bus the table next to me first before getting it. Meanwhile my goat cheese had turned stone cold. Fail. Maybe things would have been different if I had just ordered a pizza... but I doubt I will be back to give them another try.
input: Write a positive yelp review.
output:
This fabulous boutique was one of our favorites during our trip to Montreal. Great labels/designers. INCREDIBLY helpful staff (thanks for the tips Meghan!) and lovely space. Great for guys and gals. A must check out.