Now , this alone set off some panic , as any call will at that hour , but my brother 's news made it worse . He called to announce he was getting married , to a Philippina of his very , very brief acquaintance . He told my parents that he started dating her a month ago , and lo and behold she was now pregnant , so he had to marry her . Well , as you can imagine , my parents hit the roof . A big brawl broke out , and finally my brother announced that he was marrying her the next day and that was that - and hung up the phone .

A: Why is the man getting married ?

Etc . I ' m not a tidy person by nature , so it gets all the more frustrating for me when I realize how much time I devote to keeping everything somewhat clean . I focused on my own room a lot today , though . That made me happy .

A: Why did the person clean that day ?

Danielle was a slutty MILF who 's auto had broken down on the side of the road , and her mobile was dead . She was having the kind of day that can only brighten up with a little bit of younger guy pecker . She just did n't realize how close she was to finding one when we pulled up to aid her ! This eager mom took our ride , and then took some twenty - year - old dong all to show her gratitude .

A: How did the MILF feel after meeting me ?

We got back home from Florida yesterday around 3 pm . It 's good to be home ... Now if I could just have another week of doing absolultely nothing ! This vacation was nice , but definitely not my favorite .

A:
How do I feel about getting back home ?