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An example of an negative review: Yes, it's cheap. It's also where Sir Galihad meets K Mart. Second only to Circus Circus.

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An example of an positive review: Awesome food, service, and atmosphere! The chicken parm is fabulous!

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An example of an negative review: I have been receiving alot of email from them. I called them to get my name removed from the email list. The customer service rep said she would not remove me from the list or change the email so I would not get anymore email spam ads from them. I asked to speak to a supervisor. She refused stating if I asked again she would hang up on me. I asked again. She hung up. I never once raised my voice to her or said anything mean. I guess they are not in business to win any customers. DO NOT GIVE YOUR EMAIL TO THIS COMPANY! THEY HAVE NO RESPECT FOR YOU OR YOUR PRIVACY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And THEY DO NOT NEED YOUR BUSINESS!!!! IF YOU COMPLAIN, INSTEAD OF TRYING TO WIN YOU OVER, THEY WILL HANG UP ON YOU TOO!!!!!!!

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An example of an negative review: Adam Richman you are an idiot for recommending this place. I went in with high hopes as I like places with big portions and creative food. We were seated right away on a Friday night, but then sat for the next 20 minutes watching servers walk by when someone finally noticed us. I could tell the server knew we had been waiting a while when she noticed that we didn't even have water. She asked if we wanted to just order as no one had bothered to see if we wanted drinks. I ordered a coke and the chicken and waffles. After another 10 minutes we finally got our drinks. Another 5 minutes later they brought us biscuits which were big and looked good, but ended up being dry and kind of tasteless. They did bring the equivalent of about 1 pat of butter and a tiny bit of honey (imagine a McDonald's honey "spread" container). It just wasn't enough for four adults. Then after another pretty decent wait (our server came and reassured us twice that our food was coming up), the food came. I have to say that everyone's entree looked awesome. After we took photos, something I have never done at a restaurant, we dug in..... My first bite made me gag a little bit. Imagine as a kid experimenting with the food in the door of the refrigerator: maple syrup, soy sauce, garlic powder, green onion? No matter how you combine these things they are not going to mesh well on a waffle with bacon. Ok, I understand the spin on chicken and waffles, but when this is your signature dish and it tastes like shit-something is wrong. The waffles were inedible-thick and doughy. The bacon was limp. The chicken was cold and dry. I basically just picked at the deep fried green onions and spaghetti noodles and took the 1/4" thick breading off of the chicken and had some protein. The other diners in our party didn't like their dish either; the pork cutlets. The bastards at HH even charged them $2.50 for splitting a meal that could have fed eight people. Needless to say, we didn't take any leftovers home. One last warning for good measure: if you are sensitive to MSG, don't order the waffles. The soy sauce in the dish contains MSG. I get a huge headache when I have even little bit and this must have had lots. I was totally disappointed with the whole experience. I would like to go back and try breakfast, but it was so bad I just can't stomach it.