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Output: HORRID SERVICE I stopped in to catch March Madness on the three big screens. It's very near my home, so for sports, its perfect. I'd asked the server what kind of cognacs they offer, and she didn't know right off hand. That's no problem, but she left to find out and didn't come back for 10 minutes. When she did, she actually made two martinis in front of me before answering my question or taking my order. I just had a house char and left. I normally would've just left but the game was very close. And after all of this, the server actually had the criminal audacity to add a tip to the bill. (I left cash). So for being ignored, overlooked, disappointed, then robbed, this is the perfect spot!

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Output: Poli is a little different than some of the other ~bertos places, with a bit of variety in the menu and a bunch of quality in the food. The place is clean and the booths are quite cushy and comfortable. It was good, but fuhDANGah i can't be loose enough to give 'em more than a 4.0 The Carnitas taco was great. (that's pork for the gringos and recent transplants) It came in full size, not tiny, soft corn tortillas, with roasted pork chunks covered in a drizzle of "guac-like sauce / saucy guac" and some pico de gallo. The pork was standout - tasty and tender and not dry at all. The Pollo (chicken, Guero!) taco was good, as well, but not the best I've had. Shredded chicken was moist, sure, but this stuff is always precooked and waiting in a watery broth to be tong'd out into a waiting shell, so not too hard to be decent. Poli's was average to good in the meat, generous with lettuce and cheese, but the hard corn shell was not the right consistency and crumbled into my hand as i ate. There was a Carne Asade Nacho (grilled meat and chips, Pan Blanco!) plate that was about a foot in diameter and about a third as high. It looked impressive, but the meaty bit I sampled had a wierd taste -- good at first, but then almost 'fishy' later. Who knows. 8^ | NQI Napkin Quality Index : poor, not the worst i've encountered, but only a 2 star napkin experience, as best. I will be making more return visits, but this does not earn the title of the best hole in the wall mexican joint from me. (A title a Somethingberto's near you is wishing hard that they had!)

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Output: Excellent work, fair price, great company to deal with. I received the quote on Friday evening and the backyard slab was finished by Monday at noon. I highly recommend this company.

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We went there Tuesday night for a friend's birthday celebration. There were 8 of us in our party and we sat outside on the terrace. It wasn't too busy there were plenty of tables free at 6:30 when we arrived. A few minutes later our appetizers and salads arrive. The mussels were delicious. They are prepared in a tomato, sausage, onion and pepper mix. The salads were fine, nothing too exciting. One of our party members knows the owner and went to talk to her about our lousy service. She offered to bring us a free dessert, but basically acted like she didn't believe her. At 8:20 our dinner arrives. I ordered the angel hair pasta and added a side of prawns to the dish. I had exactly one bite of the pasta - it was cold and overcooked and absolutely flavorless. yuck. The prawns were beautiful and cooked to perfection but totally lacking in any seasoning. The waitress disappeared so I took the lemon from my water and squeezed it over the prawns. The waitress made absolutely no comment when she came to take away my plate. My husbands steak was equally cold. Everyone else seemed to enjoy their meals. By this time we were getting pretty cold, we noticed a dozen propane heaters in the corner. Perhaps they were out of propane? As we were sitting and chatting after dinner one of the kitchen staff started dragging big plastic garbage cans right past our table to the dumpster. He made 3 trips, dragging the garbage cans right past us each time. Not sure I'll return.