In this task, you're given a review from Amazon's food products. Your task is to generate a rating for the product on a scale of 1-5 based on the review. The rating means 1: extremely poor, 2: poor, 3: neutral or mixed, 4: good, 5: extremely good.

My top line advice: If you want coconut water with a touch of pineapple, get the Vita Coco, not this one. Size: The size is 8.5 fl oz per package. I didn't pay close attention when ordering, and expected the larger, 11.5 oz size. Not a big deal, and was my fault, but it's a little too small to be useful. Taste: Ick. I love coconut water. I love pineapple juice. I love lightly flavored coconut water. This tastes like none of the above. The flavor is sickly sweet (ingredients included added sugar), and with none of the nice mellow coconut flavor of other coconut waters I've tried. Might as well be a processed kids drink. Alternatives: While I actually prefer O.N.E.'s regular, unflavored coconut water over other brands, the Vita Coco coconut water with a splash of pineapple is far superior to this one. It comes in a larger package, doesn't have added sugar, has more vitamins and nutrients (this one is diluted with sugar water), and tastes like you're drinking it fresh on the beach. This one is just...not great.
3

Was making homemade Farmer's cheese for one of my cooking videos. Had GF toast points, grapes, and these crackers on a plate. Slid a knife full of cheese across the top...all going well... and then took my first bite on camera, had to fake a smile. These were very dry at first, and then turned rather pastey in my mouth. Took them home, noone in the family would touch them after one try. I ended up giving these to my active-duty hubby who took them to the base. He described them later on as "hard to choke down, even with milk" crackers! Nice try though. Keep it up. You'll get it. Other products by Glutino, like the preztels, are delish. Someone needs to come up with a good cheddar cheese cracker. Then I'd be happy.
1

I have a sprightly Yorkie who will eat just about anything...except these treats. But he sure loves to play with them, hiding them in blankets or tossing them around chasing it. I keep them on hand as dog toys, but will likely not buy them again. I have given away extras to other dog owners to see if their dogs would like them.
3