Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer: Hands down the most bland food I've ever had. Greek Meatballs were room temp, all drinks were accompanied by a sticky glass, and the side salad was basically an onion or two. The Grilled Chicken Wrap contained overcooked chicken, more balsamic vinegar than I've ever seen and the tiniest sprinkling of feta. All other parties at the table were disappointed as well. They had also described the food as bland and we we all felt like we were in the twilight zone with the bizarre music that was playing. The manager took $10 off the bill, but that hardly made up for it.

Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer: Nom nom nom...delicious ice cream. Specifically; Mint chip, chocolate chip, cookies and cream. Inexpensive and yummy.

Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer:
*** UPDATE: HAVEN'T BEEN BY RECENTLY BUT SOUNDS LIKE THEY HAVE CLOSED - BUMMER! *** This is a great little lunch spot ... especially when you're in the mood for something a little different. Sure, they offer sandwiches and salads - but you come here for the potatoes. You can choose from a variety of fillings/toppings (including plenty of vegetarian options). It's nothing fancy (minimal decor and no table service) but you get your food fast. In a perfect world they would be open on weekends, and prices would be a bit cheaper - but I really can't complain, this place is great.