What happens next?

How to write an article for the enquirer
Find a source.
Think of recent or very old news articles that could be classified in the scandalous or strange section. Fiction books are good also a good source of stories.
Think of a headline that will attract attention the moment it is seen. Try one like " bat boy lives! " " the child who saved the world! ! ! " try to empathize the shock value with exclamation points.