Problem: Build a movie plot around this: What squirts Chet in the face when he looks at the money? Blue dye

A: The film opens with a beat-up old blue Mustang flying through the air, as its driver launches it at high-speed through a neighborhood in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Nick (Jesse Eisenberg) works for Vito's Pizza, which has a strict 30-minutes-or-less delivery policy... which means either Nick makes it to the customer's door in half an hour or he has to pay for the pizza himself. There's a timer in the shape of a tiny, stereotypical Italian chef ticking away on his dashboard as Nick races through Grand Rapids, his stereo blaring, past kids playing in parks and other people trying to go about their days with this madman driving on the roads. Nick makes it to his destination, two towns away from Vito's Pizza, in 34 minutes... four minutes late. Two stoned teenagers answer the door, proud of themselves for gaming the system and getting another pizza free. Nick confronts them, telling them the pie's going to come out of his own pocket, but they don't care. "That's why we order your crappy pizza", they say, "because you can't ever get here in time". Nick decides to scam the scammers by telling them he can get them beer if they give him the money their mom gave them for the pizza. The kids have no idea what they are doing, but think it would be cool to have beer, and Nick tells asks them, "You like O'Doules, right?". Clueless, the kids say, "Hell yah, we're totally down with that shit".Nick is dejected with his life and heads home, where he drinks real beer (not O'Doules) on his porch waiting for his friend Chet (Aziz Ansari) to get home from a date. Chet's actually sitting in a parked car outside, where his date is performing oral sex on him from the passenger seat. She finishes what she's doing and then quickly moves to kiss him, in a gross-out scene where Chet "tastes himself", as Nick (who has been watching) puts it later. "Do you want some beer to wash the taste of yourself out of your mouth?", Nick asks Chet when he finally walks over. Nick is a big movie fan and has DVDs of the Lethal Weapon series for Chet and...

Problem: Build a movie plot around this: who visited in evening? Larry's agent Max Kane

A: One week before her next society dinner, Millicent Jordan receives word that Lord and Lady Ferncliffe, whom she and her husband Oliver, a New York shipping magnate, had met in England the previous year, have accepted her invitation. Overjoyed by this social coup, Millicent is oblivious to Oliver's lack of enthusiasm about the dinner and her daughter Paula's preoccupation about the impending return of her fiance, Ernest DeGraff, from Europe. While Millicent fusses about finding an "extra man" for her single female guest, former stage star Carlotta Vance, Oliver faces distressing news about his shipping business, which has been struck hard by the Depression. After Carlotta, a former lover of Oliver who resides in Europe, confesses to Oliver in his office that she is nearly broke and is interested in selling her stock in the Jordan Shipping Line, Oliver is visited by Dan Packard, a rough-talking, nouveau-riche mining magnate. Oliver confides in Dan about his financial struggles and asks him to take over some of his stocks until his business improves. With blustering hesitation, Dan agrees only to consider Oliver's proposition, then goes home to brag to his brassy, gold digger wife Kitty that the Jordan Line is a valuable asset that he is going to devour through crooked stock purchases. Unknown to Dan, however, Oliver has convinced Millicent to invite the Packards to her dinner, and the ill-mannered but socially ambitious Kitty eagerly has accepted. Although he at first refuses to go, Dan, who believes that he will soon be appointed to a Cabinet post, changes his mind about the dinner when he finds out that the Ferncliffes, the richest couple in England, are also invited. Also unknown to Dan, one of Millicent's other guests, Dr. Wayne Talbot, has been having an affair with Kitty while pretending to be tending to her feigned illnesses. On the eve of her dinner, Millicent, still short an extra man, telephones Larry Renault, a washed-up silent movie star, and extends him a last-minute invitation, completely unaware...

Problem: Build a movie plot around this: What does the guard find in the coffin that had fallen in front of him? The stake out of the shrouded body and a big black dog.

A: Russian soldiers are doing some blasting in a field in Romania whenthey unearth a tomb filled with the coffins of the Dracula family. There'sEva Dracula, Mikhail Dracula, Frederic Dracula, and Igor Dracula, alongwith two unnamed coffins. While Major Hessle [Arlene Martel] sends for Inspector Branco [Jose Ferrer], ayoung soldier guards the tomb. When an earthquake breaks open one of theunnamed coffins, the soldier opens the lid and pulls the stake out of theshrouded body. Suddenly, a big black dog leaps out and bites the soldier'sneck. Years ago, the big black dog Zoltan was bitten by Igor Draculahimself and was turned into a vampire dog. Zoltan then proceeds to unearththe other unnamed tomb, that of Igor's renfield Veidt Smith [Reggie Nalder]. Unfortunately,neither Zoltan nor Veidt can survive without a Dracula master. Thelast Dracula descendent, Michael Drake (Drake-ula, get it?), is apsychologist living [literally] in Los Angeles with wife Marla [Jan Shutan], daughterLinda [Libby Chase], and son Steve [John Levin]. The only thing for Veidt and Zoltan to do is totravel to the United States, find Michael Drake Michael Pataki], and turn him into amaster vampire.The Drake family is all excited about their upcoming vacation, amonth long camping trip to Clear Lake, away from civilization. Marla haseven talked Michael into taking their four German shepherds--Annie,Samson, and the two puppies. They know that they're going to have fun.What they don't know is that Veidt Smith is following them in a hearsebearing the body of Zoltan.Day 1: The Drakes set up camp while Veidt and Zoltan park the hearseon a ridge overlooking the Drakes' camp. While the Drakes eat dinner, oneof the puppies runs off and becomes dinner for Zoltan. That night, whileLinda and Steve are sleeping outside the camper, Zoltan sneaks into camp,but Samson runs him off. "Wolf," concludes Michael.Day 2: Michael and Steve find the dead puppy and bury it, thinkingthat the fang marks on the puppy's neck were from a rattlesnake...

Problem: Build a movie plot around this: Where does Nocturna meet Jimmy every night while in New York? in a disco

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Transylvania, 1979: Hard times have fallen upon the House of Dracula, and to help pay the taxes on the ancestral castle it has been converted into the Hotel Transylvania. The manager of the hotel is the beautiful and sensuous Nocturna (Nai Bonet), granddaughter of the original Count (John Carradine) who still resides in the crypt deep in the sub-basement of the establishment.In order to increase business and the supply of fresh blood at the hotel, Nocturna books the American disco group Moment of Truth to entertain in the hotel's cabaret, The Claret Room. While listening to the group rehearse their music, Nocturna experiences strange sensations which she has never felt before. At the same time, she is attracted to a handsome musician in the group named Jimmy (Antony Hamilton). Soon they are having a passionate love affair, but the music that plays as they make love prevents her from making him another victim of her blood-lust. The music continues the strange transformation of Nocturna who sees her reflected image for the first time while dancing. Deeply in love with Jimmy, she disregards grandfather Dracula's advice, and runs away to America with him.When they arrive in New York, she leaves the disappointed Jimmy and seeks out the crypt of Jugulia Vein (Yvonne De Carlo), an old love of Count Dracula's, who lives underneath the Brooklyn Bridge. Nocturna goes to a disco to meet Jimmy where she is transformed again by the soul-stirring powers of the music. All the other dancers join them in a fantastic erotic dance.Meanwhile, back at Jugulia's crypt, Count Dracula has appeared with his henchman Theodore (Brother Theodore), and has placed Jugulia under a spell forcing her to disclose the whereabouts of Jimmy's apartment. He orders his henchman to bring back Nocturna and to do as he wishes with her human lover. Theodore, who is hopelessly in love with Nocturna, captures her and brings her back to Jimmy's apartment tied inside a black bag. Theodore is about to take Jimmy's blood when Nocturna manages to rip...