Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A: "Most" of the teachers are good, but the financial aid borders on sadism. Also, some students are "randomly" chosen to have to prove every aspect of their existence to registration in order to be considered a Nevada resident and be able to get in state rates and financial aid. Glad I'm transferring to UNLV.

Problem: Write a positive yelp review.
A: A weak 4 star, imo. Some dishes are excellent, while others are fairly ordinary. Given that it is a pricy restaurant (most entrees are around $30, most wine glasses are north of 12), this is a disappointment. There are several better, less expensive high-end restaurants in Pittsburgh, such as Spoon and Legume. I'll go to these, and I doubt I will be back at Eleven. The place is quite nice, high ceiling, comfortable tables, relaxed but elegant. I probably prefer the room there to the new space of Legume in Oakland. Many suit people, but not exclusively. Foodwise, this was definitely a mixed evening. - the lamb is delicious, a clear winner, 5 star. The medium rare meat is very tasty, the polenta provides a nice balance to some of the sweeter vegetables, e.g., onions. ($36) - tuna tartare was also very good, fresh and crisp. 5 star (12) - soft shell crab was pretty interesting: I enjoyed the light and slightly spicy sauce it was in. 4 star. - the pork was on the drier side - not remarkable. The slice was thin (whence the dryness), and the vegetables did not do much to highlight its tastes. 3 star - foie gras (in the tasting menu) was far from being the best I've had (but I am picky about that), the chocolate bar (basically, a "croquant") was on the heavier side. 3 star. Two of us had the tasting menu. The portions are smaller, so you don't feel stuffed by the end of the dinner. On the other hand, if I end up there again, I'll just go for the lamb, perhaps with an appetizer. I should also add that the menu is fairly conservative.

Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A:
I have been craving a snowcone all day today, and I have been trying to figure out where Oso Ono is, I contacted them thru their twitter and Instagram and no reply, there isn't a phone number for them or nothing. I'm sure their snow cones are very good and I want one but I can't even find them!!!!!! Smh!!!!!! Disappointed in the lack of communication on their location.!