Problem: Write a positive (OPTIONS:
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A: I haven't found a Mexican restaurant that compares yet. Salsas are hot, so be sure you have your water before you indulge. My favorite is the hot green, but they offer 4 varieties of salsas. The shredded beef is good. The chicken is always good - all white meat! The ground beef is yummy too, but not my first choice. My favorites are the enchiladas, the taco salad and also the tacos. A weekly craving! And the best happy hour around, as it is daily from the late afternoon until 7pm.
Q: positive

A: Decent buffet I think it was $10 at lunch when we went. They had a decent selection of hot foot and sushi type rolls. I'd go back for sure!
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer: I wish it were possible to leave 0 stars. I don't even know where to begin. First, the woman in front of me had her order messed up and was overcharged by over $10. They wouldn't fix the price because they "had already cashed the order." This is what happens when you employ 16 year olds to run the cash register. Secondly, while waiting for my pizza, the manager was screaming at his employees saying they should have things ready and they could if they weren't F***ing ret**ds. There were children in the lobby and I was mortified for those parents. Third... while I was leaving I was almost rearended twice by a delivery driver-- did you know there are stop signs in the parking lot? Huh.. strange. Well then he cut off two drivers on Blue Diamond and did not use a turn signal once. I wrote down his license plate number in the event anyone is interested. I was absolutely disgusted by the experience I had, and it's a shame because the pizza is well priced and always tasty.
Input: OPTIONS:
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Generate a negative review for a place
Output: Let me start off by saying that I was at this bowling alley this past weekend, all day Saturday AND Sunday for my kid's bowling tournament. I must say, it was a hellish experience. I'll start on the outside and work my way in to the bowling alley. This alley is located at the corner of the busy intersection of 59th and Betheny Home Rd. It's in the Food City shopping center, so that should tell you exactly what kind of colorful people are roaming the parking lot. There is very little parking for the bowling alley. It's next to a strip mall with a cell phone and check cashing place. You might feel safer parking far away anyway. There is a security guard located at the front entrance of the bowling alley, making sure you don't smuggle any contraband, AKA real food in. He will stare you down and make you feel guilty, even if you didn't do anything. Inside, there are about 30 lanes. The place is small and the decor is set at circa 1970. It's fairly dim inside. I would have thought that they would have enough chairs there, seeing as they were sponsoring a bowling tournament! But apparently, they didn't get the memo. You had to show up over an hour early just to find a place to rest your weary bones. On the second day, the "chair police" tried to muscle me out of some chairs I was saving for my group. The lanes are fairly oily, if that's what you like. Lane 5 isn't very reliable. I would avoid that lane if possible. The food was standard bowling alley fare; nachos, pretzels, burgers, fries, etc. They serve breakfast, so that's a plus; however you would do better to order lunch at breakfast time. Our orders on both days took 40+ minutes to get to us. There is this creepy looking employee there, hereby known as the Trash Nazi. He paraded up and down the aisles in military form, taking your trash before it was actually trash. He glared at your unused napkins until you surrendered them to his eager, and waiting bucket. We gave him trash just to get him to go away for a while. The food was a decent price, but not worth the wait. The second day, half my party went down to the Food City, ate there, and returned before my food arrived. Oh, and before I forget, take a sweater! The keep it at a frosty 45 degrees in there. Maybe they got confused and thought is was an ice hockey tournament. Needless to say, there was a bowling alley full of cranky bowling tournament spectators, standing in the back, shivering because they got no heat, and no chairs. If you have a choice, go somewhere else.
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output: Were you ever called moo moo ice cream? Cos I think you should be. The S*(# just got serious is amazing. love the salt crystals. the chocolate chunks was a little too big for me.. I love that everyone sits in the little park by the shop to have their ice cream. And thanks for being at the Atwood festival!!! Please make some savory flavors!!!!!
Q: negative

A:
I had heard great things about Barrio Cafe so decided to try it out last night. My boyfriend and I arrived at the restaurant at 9pm and were told the wait was 30 minutes. It ended up being over 45 minutes and while being shown to our table, we passed at least 3 empty tables - frustrating but what can you do? While waiting for our table we sat at the bar (in the only two chairs that they have) and ordered a couple of margaritas. The bartender prepared them lightning fast but the taste was off and unbalanced. At $12 a pop, a big disappointment. For an appetizer, the waiter suggested the lobster quesadillas. The 4 quesadillas arrived on small corn tortillas - each had cheese, a sweet sauce and one bite sized piece of lobster. A little awkward to eat and at $16, just not worth it. For entrees, we chose the "famous" cochinita pibil (pork) and the chiles en nogada - two dishes that had gotten great Yelp reviews. The pork tasted alright but was pretty dry - the side of jus added a little more flavor and moisture, but not enough. This dish came with the super small taco tortillas, and when we asked for a couple extra, we were told that the kitchen was closed. The chiles en nogada was an interesting dish, but it had so much going on that all of the flavors were muddled: roasted poblano, chicken, walnuts, apples, apricot, red sauce, almond sauce, cilantro, pomegranate seeds, cheese... Two hours and $100 later, we left Barrio Cafe unsatisfied and disappointed.