Question:
I forgot . It 's kind of tricky to learn a scary new thing when your heart rate is n't supposed to get much over 140 . I hopped my way sideways off the bike and sat down , practicing the emergency edition of my old biofeedback exercises , until my heart slowed to something more reasonable ; then I tried it again . My leg seemed too heavy to lift a foot onto the pedals , mysteriously heavy the way a reluctant cat can make itself heavier than it should possibly be .

What may be the reason why they hopped off of their bike ?
Answer:
Their heart was racing .

Question:
We use cloth grocery bags and I 'd emptied one , tossed it to the kitchen table and turned to the next one . I heard a demanding meow behind me and turned to see one of our two cats SQUATTING ON THE GROCERY BAG ! ! ! ! He looked right at me and started peeing on the empty grocery bag ! ! ! The Bastard ! ! !

Why is the narrator so mad at the cat mentioned in the story ?
Answer:
The cat has used their belongings to go to the bathroom .

Question:
Italian today seriously made me want to die . It 's so out of control . I keep getting everything confused with the Spanish the cooks at Famous Dave 's taught me , first of all . Second of all , we had to learn some crazy song about trees and the little kids on the CD singing it made me want to cut off my ears .

What may be a fact about this person ?
Answer:
They are taking a class on the Italian language .

Question:
Yep , I noticed the other day that his little " beer belly " had started to blow up a little and his butt 's starting to spread . Instead of getting caught up on yard work or any of the other chores ( projects ) around the house , he basically sits and watches sports shows all day on TV and he is n't getting any exercise now either . I do n't know how he feels about that yet . I probably wo n't be able to keep quiet too much longer before I 'll have to ask .

What may be the reason he has a beer belly ?
Answer:
Hhe feels lazy and sleeps all day .