Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A: I'm not sure if I've ever given only 1star but this hotel is horrible! Thank God we did not actually stay here! We had a trade show at Caesars all week and had the worst service I have ever experienced, especially for how much money we spent. I am so happy we decided to stay almost next door at Treasure Island, they were great and cheap! At Caesars, It seems like they hire people from off the street for their staff because no one knows where anything is and can not answer any questions or direct you to anyone that can. Every time I picked up the phone to call for anything I was on hold for at least 5min before having to hold another 5min to speak to someone that could help with anything. The trade show was 5days and I do not know how many times I had to call to find where our luggage had been taken to or never getting items that we ordered and paid for. They lost our luggage for several hours and still charged us per bag for drop off. We absolutely dreaded coming back each day. The entire hotel reeks of smoke, and for a Vegas hotel to stand out like that, they have to really be bad. The absolute worst service EVER! I would rather stay at some cheap motel then have to deal with their incompetence and lack of customer service ever again.

Problem: Write a positive yelp review.
A: My favorite place for amazing Mexican food! I came here with a bunch of friends for the first time a while back. Never would I have expected such amazing food from this hidden treasure. The restaurant: First of all, you wait outside in this crazy-awesome decorated patio, where the bar is opened to you and friends to have drinks while your table is being prepared. It gets pretty busy (and I can see why) so you can expect to enjoy the unique patio for a while. Which, is perfect when you're with a bunch of friends! The bar: we had one drink: the HUGE pitcher of margaritas. It's about $25 and you get and entire pitcher of margaritas. They are probably some of the best ones I've had here in Phoenix. The food: is truly amazing. I had the enchilada with a fried egg on top. The size was more than enough and everything about it was perfect! The service: I really couldn't tell you how quick the service was. I was having such a great time with friends (and the margaritas) that time wasn't even on my mind. For a great time, awesome food and great margaritas, come here! :)

Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A:
The panhandling is out of control at this location. While in the drive-thru, a bum, (or hobo, take your pick) will sneakily wait for you to roll down your window as you approach the speaker box. Then, before you can place your order, the asshole interrupts your well prepared sonnet about a number three and a diet coke asking for money. How fucked is that? This caused me to roll up my window, (like any good American) relying on my overly tinted windows to shield me from his view. Unfettered by my sly window moves, he simply refused to shoo. This caused me to roll down my window and bust-out my best Spanish where I warned him to move away from the vehicle. I even said it like a cop to scare him. Sadly however, the only thing I know how to say in Spanish is "Cuanto de su hermana?" or loosely translated, "How much for your sister?" It worked. He probably thought I had the crazy or something...who knows. Eight pieces of chicken will cost you ten bucks. It's pretty tasty stuff. PS. I also know how to say "Esta mota es mierda" (This weed is shit)