Problem: Write a positive (OPTIONS:
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A: I seriously adore Rubio's! I wanted to give this location a shout out because I always receive awesome service here. You can't be fast, cheap & delicious Mexican food :)
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A: Meh... definitely the word to best describe this joint. For $7.30 not including a drink you get a noodle bowl. You also get to get in on their asian-style fried chicken wings, egg rolls, soups, jello, and fried biscuits with sugar. For 2 people and 1 drink our total came out to $18.00 Number 1 BOO on the fact they don't allow takeout dishes for an additional fee like all of the other mongolian bbq places. Number 2 BOO on the fact that its a little steep in price for 1 bowl of freakin noodles with no dream of a doggie bag Number 3 BOO on the fact that all the servers and cooks have these odd blank stares the entire time we were dining Number 4 BOO and I know its gross but I gotta keep it real here...we had violent urges to go to the bathroom soon after with pushes of ...ahem ... wind smelling of noodles.... perhaps the biggest POO.. I mean BOO of all =( and no we didnt "fill up" on a most enormous amount of noodles to deliver such ridiculous movements as our serving sizes were reasonable. However I cannot BOO on their Fried Chicken Wings. They were absolutely delicious. Although one more BOO on them for making us wait 10 minutes for more. Mediocre Mongolian BBQ.. meh
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer: We went to Little Saigon a few months ago, with the expectation that this is gonna be one of the few places with great Vietnamese food we can fall back on when we crave it due to all the great reviews on Yelp. However, just like another one in Cave Creek, it blew away my expectations, and not in a good way. I dunno what it is, but maybe since I'm Asian and I go to Vietnamese restaurants you can give us crap food and crap service? Hell, I don't even care about the service, all I really care about is the food. Service - ok. barely. nobody bothered to refill our drinks, even though we were right outside the kitchen, with NOBODY else there dining at the time. The girl took forever to come take our order, messed up our order, and had trouble with the credit card machine afterwards as well. Damn. If you were new (don't know for sure) at least let us know what to expect. Food: We ordered spring rolls, chicken pho, cold noodles, and the infamous #55 spare ribs that many people raved about via quick tips at the time. Spring rolls: Ok, but the peanut sauce tasted like...well...let's just say water would've had more flavor. How can you mess up peanut sauce? Pho: not bad, but nothing great to write home about. Cold noodles: see above infamous #55 spare ribs: Well, I don't really know. When we got this thing in a clay pot, we opened it, and there were pieces of fish. We were like WTF? We asked the waitress, to which she replied, yes, that's #55. We asked if #55 was fish, and not spare ribs, to which the waitress replied yes. She then goes back into the kitchen, and moments later, the cook comes out, asks us if we wanted spare ribs, which we confirmed. He then said he would cook us the spare ribs, and took away the clay pot full of fish. It wouldn't have been so bad if the spare ribs were amazing, but what came back was a few lumps of meat on bone that was submerged in black pepper. Of course, there were no apologies. If you go to their website and look at their menu, #55 is clearly NOT fish. After we finished what barely passed as dinner, we got our bill, and gave our dedit card to the waitress. She seemed to have a lot of trouble with the credit card machine, and apparently entered in the wrong amount the first time, so she had to do a refund and start a new transaction. Normally, not a big deal. However, she was fumbling around, not saying anything, then going in and out the kitchen with our debit card, then finally someone showed her what to do. In the meantime, we were starting to wonder if they had taken down our debit card number, and if our checking account was going to be wiped out by the time we got home (did not, thank god). Needless to say, we won't be back...
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Output: Well my experience here is BAD.We had a last minute trip to Las Vegas . Traveling with two 18 month olds meant we have to look for something which has a full kitchen .The Strip Hotels are limited with full kitchen experience but pleasantly quick search revealed this hotel.It was budget friendly advertised to have views of Bellagio fountains.!!!Wow what more do you want.I readily booked it. However in the booking and as well as twice before our arrival date I called the hotel to get the room with the view of the fountains.This was our 5th anniversary and I wanted to surprise my husband with great views from the room while going easy on the budget.The customer care was never assuring they never said any encouraging words just said we will see to what can we do.However the day we arrived I called 3 hours prior to check in same response.we checked in around 3PM one hour before regular hours ...the lady at the reception was so very rude I just cannot fathom how someone that rude can be at the customer service.she simply said the room we want would not be cleaned before 5:30???what the regular check in is at 4:00 I was ready to wait for 1 more hour but 5:30???come on she kept on stressing 3PM check in is early and they cannot give a room and all that without any consideration what so ever.We were traveling with two toddlers from Sacramento!!I got frustrated however after much dilemma they were able to give us the same room!!!!around 4:00.surprisingly room service cleaned it before hand it seems.However this new room was better with a partial view of the belagio fountains still not a full view room as we requested.However we just got frustrated and stayed there. To add to this pain there was constant pestering of this old man who promoted the timeshare presentation all in the midst of this turmoil we were having at the front desk .they were just opposite but had no consideration for our our children's tiredness .He constantly urged us to attend the presentation.Finally my husband gave in and agreed to attend it next day.The next day our toddlers got a little sick from the exhaustion and finally we were able to avoid that sham of a presentation ,which I later came to know after reading reviews on YELP!Thank you Yelpers!you made me feel great about my decision to not attend.On the day of checkout as well the same drama no response from the front desk rude replies when asked for a cart or valet service.they literally drop the phone on you and not even bother to call you back even when you asked them for cart/valet by the next 10 minutes.I had to come down personally to the front desk from my hotel room to get things done.VERY VERY UNPROFESSIONAL. So why the two stars???The room was really well kept , big and clean with a very well equipped kitchen with all utensils and tools.Though we ended up eating mostly outside but families can enjoy a really good home cooked meal here.Also the partial view of the Belagio fountains next door was superb and enjoyable. .
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I felt every emotion during this show. I don't think you would even have to be a Beatles fan to get into it. Well worth the money!