Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A: Hmm I eat here often and a two is the average I have to give it. Sometimes it's a 4, and sometimes a 1. Let me tell you about when I gave it a 1. We go there, wait an hour right in front of the booth with three attendants (who have had a clear view of us the entire time). After the one hour mark (they quoted 35 minutes) I politely walked up and ask what the deal was. They then inform me that they activated the little beeper they gave us and no one answered it. (remember we are sitting 4 feet away from them the whole time) They then proceeded to seat what looked like 10-12 parties ahead of us (from the crossed out names I saw on the waiting list) OK no big deal mistakes happen and it's hard to find good help. We get to our table. Order some beers. The waitress can't figure out if she is able to use my friend's passport as a legal ID... I mean, my friend is obviously over 21; in fact she is nearly 40, but again no big deal, she leaves and comes back at best 7 minutes later with a manager approval. We then order our beers and our food. It takes 20 minutes just to get our drinks. This is just silly because I know they have only 4-5 table sections. So the beer comes and I did check my watch, it took about 40 minutes to get our food. The food my girlfriend and our mutual friend ordered came out looking and tasting good, but mine... a simple burger.. came out burnt when I ordered it medium rare. I made a small comment about it and initially refused to have it remade because of time restraints and not wanting to wait another 40 minutes. I then realized it had some ingredients that I asked not to be put in the food. The waitress assured me it would only take ten minutes at best so I conceded to have it remade. Well another 30 minutes goes by and my table mates are done eating and I'm sitting around waiting for a burger that finally arrives... BURNT again. So wtf. The manager comes to talk to us for the 2nd time and clearly must be high. It went something like this Manager walks up... and says; "oh Man I'm sorry, dang I hate it when that happens to me... ahh *sigh* wow that totally sucks" Then; proceeds to just stand there looking upset about my burger until we had to basically console her about it!! "ah no worries it's not that big of a deal" LOL oh man. So they did infact comp the burger. But hell for a 14 dollar burger you would think you could get it cooked right. I have had good experiences at yard house too btw. But DAMN WTF

Problem: Write a positive yelp review.
A: So thankful to find smashing shawarma and a tidy unique beer selection next to my massage studio at Salon Studios. I lived in Chicago and have tried many many terrific pita sammies. This ranks up there with all the great ones. Service was super friendly. Stop by the specialty store for kosher-food selections and merchandise.

Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A:
We went, twice, to try their mid-day menu, which is served from 3-5 p.m., as opposed to their lunch menu, which is served at mid-day. Confused already? On our first attempt, they were just open for dinner, so no dice, but we were told that they'd be fully open as of the following day. So we went back at 4 p.m. the following day only to find no food available until 5, at which point they start on their dinner menu. Clearly the staff are confused by the whole thing as well. Might go back in a while once things have bedded in, but off our list for now.