Goal:
Make a crayon holder.
Answer:
Glue multiple PVC couplings together.

Goal:
What should you put on when using a wood-lathe?
Answer:
A pair of goggles.

Goal:
Avoid falling asleep during long drives.
Answer:
Listen to comedians to increase laughter.

Goal:
To determine if an avocado is ripe for eating,
Answer:
pop the stem off of the top and make sure there is a green color.