Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Input: Consider Input: A masked wrestler hits a unmasked wrestler on his shoulder. The masked wrestler

Output: brings someone a club with his hand and stands, with his gun to his stomach.

Input: Consider Input: Wearing a white suit, someone walks up with a line of staff all holding up umbrellas. Now dressed, someone

Output: steps downstairs and kisses someone on her belly.

Input: Consider Input: He rolls to his right and sidles up next to his wife, who lightly touches his shoulder. Someone
Output: leans forward and smacks her lips.