input: Write a negative yelp review (OPTIONS:
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output: The PV Mall area is in desperate need of a good breakfast joint. You can get Matt's if you go downtown and there are now multiple Over Easy's around the east valley. Unfortunately, this place isn't it. I'm wondering if the 5 star reviews have this place mixed up with another place. Let me first say I think they are trying but if you are bold enough to have a "Bacon Lovers Entrance" then you better deliver. Everyone was friendly and we seated promptly. My boy had the kids pigs in a blanket and I had the two egg breakfast. Before I jump ahead I should back up a bit. Coffee... I love good coffee and for $2.29 I expect some tasty premium coffee. No such luck. Burnt and rather acidic this is the kind of swill you get at Denny's. Am I being too picky if I don't like to have the little Shamrock farms containers on the table? Fresh cream please. You are competing to be the go to breakfast place for the neighborhood. Back to the food. My 2 eggs, over medium, were serviceable and prepared as expected. The hash browns were super salty and even the egg yolk couldn't make them tasty. Not good at all. I had the applewood smoked bacon. I got 2 flimsy pieces that probably were cooked 4 or 5 hours ago and were burnt around the edges. They were also appeared to be about 1/2 the size of a normal piece of bacon. This is a bacon place and you serve this? My Kirkland Signature precooked bacon at home placed in the oven for 10 minutes is way better. Seriously how can you serve this? English muffin was OK. Everything probably sat for 5-7 minutes before it got to me. Not cold but not just off the griddle either. My son's "Pigs in a Blanket" we're worse. The pancakes were crumbly like a biscuit. They had a strange consistency that really was like a sweet biscuit. The Pigs inside of the blanket were of the Brown N Serve variety or whatever the food supply company sells as a equivalent. Really not good. How do you call yourself The Oink Cafe and serve these pork abominations? I know their trying to give you a quality experience but with the pork products they're serving I don't think they are going to be around.
input: Write a positive yelp review (OPTIONS:
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output: Server Sara from Bakersfield (by way of Sacramento) was the best thing to happen to us in Vegas. Or as she would say, "I'm from ghetto Bakersfield, not the normal town." Super great service, and she said most people don't even tip. Wow. What's up with people? It can't be easy to work in a bikini every day with a smile, but she does it. This is a collection of three pools, all of which are great, and one adult, topless, men pay to get in, pool. A very fun poolside in an aging resort.
input: Write a positive yelp review (OPTIONS:
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output:
My dad and I found this place last March when on the way to a spring training game. Liters of Hofbrau on tap...? CHECK! Took one bite of the schnitzel and it was like I was 6 years old again at grandmas house. Amazing! We came back a few days later, amazing food again. Get the sourkraut cake! Do yourself a favor and put this place on your weekly dinner list. If I lived in Phoenix area, I know I would!