He paused only long enough in front of the mirror to make sure his dark hair was n't sticking up in every direction , and went down the stairs in a haze . Shoes ? Forget shoes , he was just going across the street .
Answer the following question: what did he leave behind ?

he left behind his shoes

I had a really good time , a bunch of people came out and we all had a really good time . I was even more happy that Faye was able to tag along .
Answer the following question: Where are they going ?

A trip to the club

I just had a guy over and he kept feeling my bones . I was laying here wishing that they would protrude more . Any hunger that I had promptly disappeared . My roommate and I were talking about bowel movements earlier today ( we tend to be gross ) and she told me that she had heard that your digestive system shuts down at night and you need to eat something when you wake up in order to kick it back into gear and be able to have a BM .
Answer the following question: Why would some be uncomfortable with the narrator 's conversation ?

It is scatological .

While we were walking around the mall these two guys ask us over and they want to sell us a phone but since my sister just bought the DS and my mom has no money we did n't buy them . They were all trying to convince my sister and I said , ' He 'll give you his number if you buy me a phone ! ' HAHA .
Answer the following question: Why would some be offended at the sales man 's tactics ?
It is sexist .