TASK DEFINITION: You will be given a trivia clue, and the category it belongs to. You should answer with the best answer that belongs in the category and is described by the clue. For consistency, answers should be in all lower cased letters.
PROBLEM: Category: FESTIVUS
Clue: Days celebrating people going to heaven include Jesus' Ascension day & her Assumption day

SOLUTION: the virgin mary

PROBLEM: Category: ALL GOD'S CRITTERS
Clue: The barn species of this bird is sometimes called monkey-faced due to its simian features

SOLUTION: owl

PROBLEM: Category: ESPN ENTERTAINMENT
Clue: Matt Dillon narrates "Once in a Lifetime", about this New York City soccer team Pele played for

SOLUTION:
the cosmos