Problem: Write a positive (OPTIONS:
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A: My friends and I decided to have a Mexican night. My Mexican friends suggested that we go to Cardenas. Might as well go big and authentic or go home, right? I lived in Vegas all my life but wasn't familiar with the area. Not going to lie, I was shakin' in my boots. I walked in and no joke, Cardenas took my breath away. First thing I noticed was that this place was so much cleaner than your typical Albertson's or Vons. Cardenas was definitely happening, so many people shopping around! Bakery: HOLY FREAKIN' COW. If I died and went to Bakery heaven this is where I'd end up. They had a variety of cookies and cakes. They sell large pans of tres leches (regular and mocha) as well as flan (regular and chocolate). These pans are humongous, even for the six of us. They sell these goodies by the slice as well. Fortunately for us, these slices are huge. From the sea of cookies, the one that stood out to me the most was their chocolate chip. It looks like a full chocolate chip bag exploded onto one cookie. It was intense. It was good. Produce: WOWZA. Not only are all of the produce neatly and impeccably stacked, they're so fresh! The one thing we were on the hunt for were avocados. The large Haas avocados were $1.25 a piece, a little pricey. On top of that, these avocados weren't ripe yet. This was a problem because fresh guacamole was on our menu that night. But we turned the corner and found a huge tub of small ripe Haas avocados - 4 for $1! We bought 10 in all and had the best guacamole that night. I also like how they have a large variety of chiles, both fresh and dried. Mangoes were all nice and ripe, large in size. I thought most items in this section was relatively cheap in comparison to our neighborhood grocery stores. Meat: WHOA DUDE. Lots of meat. They have a variety of cuts. They even sell some meat pre-marinated! We bought the pre-marinated chicken and was not disappointed. We also bought a good amount of beef for our carne asada. Happy here, too. One thing that kind of turned me off was that some of their meat was browning. It wasn't looking too fresh or was red in color. But we avoided those and went for the freshest of the fresh. Dairy: GIMME SOME MORE. So, they have this station set up straight across the meat section. It's like a sour cream bar! Different types of sour cream were available. I mean, I didn't know you can have more than one type of sour cream! You taste the sour cream before you buy, too. I could have spent my entire day here, licking away at my spoonfuls of sour cream. We spent a total of 2 hours at Cardenas. I'm pretty certain i didn't get to experience everything they offer. But that's okay because I'll have to make another trip there!
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A: Black Garlic Oil Tonkatsu Ramen - super SALTY, my tongue was slightly numb because of all the salt - broth was viscous and very fatty. it was like liquid cholesterol. - pork slices was good unfortunately due to my stomach cramps followed by greasy bowel movements, I cannot give this place more than 2 stars
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Answer: Oh, dear turkey sandwich made out of identifiable turkey and not pressed lunch meat, I love you. I am a big fan of sandwiches. I remember seeing Capriotti's on the Food Network, and was pumped to find out they were opening a Madison location. Capriotti's thing is giant sandwiches (a small is 9") and focusing on pulled turkey. We ordered a few different things, and I sampled the roast beef sandwich on a kaiser roll with cheese, lettuce, tomato, mayo, and seasoning, and their signature, The Bobbie - aka Thanksgiving on a roll. I really liked the roast beef. Also pulled, it reminds me of the oh-so-tasty pot roast sandwich that only homemade leftovers have provided me with up until this point. The Bobbie was also good, but I think for me it'd be a once or twice a year thing. The turkey was tasty, the stuffing absolutely delish, and cranberries very sweet. If the cranberries fell more on the tart side than the gooey, sweet side, I'd maybe be obsessed - which is a surprise because for the most part I am all sorts of against mixing up my food. My dad always says, "It's all going to the same place," but I've always been closer to the "my corn can't touch my mashed potatoes" end of things. Anyway, the point is that for $7 you can get a giant sandwich featuring home-cooked-style meat and crunchy veggies. Definitely a step above Subway, Silver Mine, and *barf* Cousins.
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Output: In-N-Out is a truly spiritual experience with a burger. When I bite into my Dub-Dub Animal Style I seem to transcend to a higher level of thinking and realization, but then 10 min. after I'm done, I simply go into a foodcoma and pass out. There are virtually no flaws in the In-N-Out world. I do admit that this place gets overly busy during primetime, but that's just foreplay, baby! You get the delicious aroma that makes the hairs on your neck stand up and tingles your whole body. You get to the window and see the staff members making the food, its like a porno! I'm telling you! The staff is always soooo nice and they will do whatever you want...and I mean whatever...When you get this burger, it's all over, complete foodgasm. This place is so great for a late night binge, I am actually going as soon as SNL is over....can't wait, so excited!!
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output: Great Soul Food, personal service & my favorite breakfast in town.
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I selected this place based on all the great Yelp reviews, and all I can say is that I was very disappointed. I'm fine with it being kind of a dive...my issue was with the food. We both got ceviche apps, which were pretty good. I had a fish filet & my BF had the dish with chicken, shrimp and beef (forget what it's called). I found the food to be pretty salty, which I can't stand. My fish was swimming in some kind of liquid, which totally turned me off & the salad it came with was drowned in some kind of yellow Italian dressing (Wish Bone out of the bottle? not sure). My BF's dish was ok at best...the beef was chewy & the shrimp & chicken were salty. I hate to be so harsh, but I gotta call 'em as I see 'em. Would def. not return.