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An example of an negative review: I did not stay here... but I did go for Zumanity [great show, btw] and to ride the NY Roller coaster. The roller coaster is $12, and the wait was about 30 minutes. not sure why it was taking so long, but that's besides the point. After waiting in line for 30 minutes, I nicely asked one of the employees [the guy taking pictures of the people on the roller coaster] if he can get me some water from the water dispenser they had. Mind you.... I could've easily grabbed some myself, but it had a big note that said EMPLOYEES ONLY! So, out of respect, I asked! He not only said NO! but was flat out rude about it! I had been coughing in line for almost an hour, and needed to drink something. He was a f@#$ing jerk... walked over to the dispenser, and served HIMSELF some water, and drank it in front of me. Funny thing is... this isnt a big deal. but, I am HUGE on Customer Service.... and simply because of this... not only will I not EVER stay in this hotel, I will not even walk in there! If they can't spare on glass of water, then I dont need to give them my business.. NY NY, sorry... but, you give my birthplace a bad name. Shame on you & little Asian kid... I hope your water was great! You have a lot of growing up to do, Schmuck!

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An example of an negative review: My wife and I ate there this evening. We used to love this place. The service used to be so so, but now it is just terrible. The carne asada tacos were my favorite item on the menu, but I think they misunderstood me when I ordered and gave me the carne ASSada tacos. Almost flavorless. We were never given chips and salsa, even after we requested chips and salsa. My margarita was terrible. They must have misunderstood me again and thought I wanted a virgin margarita. I think we were getting poor service and weak drinks because we weren't gaming. It looks like Agave is owned by the same group that owns the Roadrunner bars. The Roadrunner corporate "chefs" must have gotten ahold of the original recipes and "optimized" them for profitability. We have removed Agave from our list of restaurants that we will eat at.

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An example of an negative review: I was looking for a coffee joint in this area, and had passed about 20 Starbucks cruising around. Most of the time, I like to check out an independent place rather than hit up a chain. In this case, I ended up finding a Starbucks on my GPS after throwing my iced latte' from Pink Spot in the trash. Granted this seemed like a really cute place, in a funky-cool location, and I didn't have any ice cream. But this was simply AWFUL coffee! My wife's hot latte was terrible as well. Maybe it's a cool place, and maybe the ice cream is great. But, those coffee drinks were very bad, bottom line. Nope.

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An example of an positive review: Found this restaurant on a food network app. I got the four taco combo meal. All four tacos I had were completely different. For a great price for flavor, I would check this place out.