Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: wish there were stars in the negative. i actually had geico insurance until they scammed me and did the same with 4 others that i know of. basically; i put my payment on auto for ease and simply made sure i always had money to cover the payment. one day i get stoped by the police because "your registration has been suspended due to lack of payment". well i only found this out after geico had suspended it without notifing me by mail or phone call. so; i go to the dmv only to find out it will cost 750.00 to reinstate the registration and i will be listed as a high risk driver which will raise my rates. when i asked geico why they didn't call me the response was "that is a luxury that we do if we have time". now if that wasn't bad enough geico is trying to collect money on that time they suspended my registration. bottom line is this; insurance company's all quote rates which tend to be almost identical to each other. so; why take the risk with geico and becaome another victim of their scam?
Q: positive

A: Great place to study on a Sunday morning--especially when they have live acoustic music! Great views of Monona bay, delicious coffee and scones, and lots of space. When the weather is warm, you can even sit out on their patio overlooking Monona bay. This is definitely my favorite cafe in Madison!
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer: The food was oddly bland, and the servers took forever to take our order (i think the person i went with never even got her drink).
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Output: We have been to several different Black Bear Restaurants and they are all terrific. We travel a great deal and we are always looking for great local places to eat and this is one of the best we have found.
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output: I didn't actually realise that the Metropolitan is both a hotel, restaurant and bar. I popped in here today late afternoon with the lovely Miss Emily V purely on the basis of the chalk board sign out side: "All Cocktails Half Price." Already with our minds on a margarita, it was like a beacon. I think this can be really kept short and sweet (unlike our actual expereince which was short and...bland.) The bartender was friendly enough, but Emily summed it up after the first sip of both our cocktails when she said "wow, yeah, there's a reason all cocktails are half price." They were distinctly unimpressive. A caipirinha and a...oh shoot what was it? Old fashioned (Emily V is an expert on these). The ice was made from tap water. How do i Know? The distinct over powering taste was tapwater. I couldn't taste the cacacha in my caipirinha. Any caipirinha I've had int he past has been like "oh baby THERE'S the alcohol!" This was actually bland. and there was a wedge of lime on top. Not a crushed, muddle mush of lime at the bottom (this is how it should be). Whatever they think a caipirinha is, this is not it. The Old Fashioned had more kick but was definitely not the 'old fashioned' way of making it. Also disappointing. The decor of the place was nice enough, although trying a bit too hard. Maybe in the evening when there's a crowd in here it's fun. But in for cocktails we came, and the cocktails were distinctly unimpressive so 15 minutes later out for cocktails we left. Sorry guys. Nice spot, friendly staff, but if you're going to advertise your cocktails try to get them at least half right?
Q: negative

A:
This is pretty much an average buffet. Nothing in the buffet had me going back for seconds. Our party of three went over the thanks giving weekend and it was more expensive at $50pp. We expected a little something more at that price. All that was offered additionally was turkey and ham roast carvery which we didn't even try as it looked rather dismal. Two stars given due to the increased price. In summary: Stay away from the Asian food and caviar bar Seafood selection is average at best Prime rib is nice Dessert selection is nice DO NOT bother paying extra for the "holiday special".