Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Input: Consider Input: The writer drops his head on the typewriter. Our view

Output: drifts up to a collection of wrecked wizards floating in the breeze.

Input: Consider Input: She stops in her tracks and grins. Someone

Output: shakes someone's hair.

Input: Consider Input: She cringes, rolling her eyes, then heads off. She
Output: leans forward and caresses her painted hair.