IN: So , the apartment people called and changed their mind about letting us move on Monday because they just realized it 's Labor Day . Dumb fucks ! We ' ve had that date set for a month now!Anyway , she worked out a deal with me because she knew she fucked up :) I get to move in on Friday with the first month 's rent , and Anthony can sign his part of the lease on Tuesday since he does n't get in until Monday and that 's Labor Day .
Who is the woman the OP is dealing with ?

OUT: A landlord

IN: Today is probably the last sick day for me , feeling sooo much better . : ) Anyway , today I woke up around 9:30 only to find my sister was home too , cause she is sick ( I swear Bronchitis is NOT contageous ) . Oh well , she is quiet and not annoying when sick , so it is alright . Woke up , and went to the toilet , only to find my sister ( most likely ) had left fucking piss drips on the toilet seat . I hate that . Then went to make weet - bix .
Why is the narrator not at work today ?

OUT: They are ill .

IN: I ' ve spent hours constructing a garment that is the wrong color or just looks funny somewhere or is too tight or pulls up awkwardly . I ' ve had my share of garments that were worn once and then put in the back of the closet until they were donated to charity . But since I ' ve been working in the Emergency Room and my wardrobe consists of scrub tops that I embroider with my name , a turtleneck or waffle - weave long sleeve shirt , and a pair of slacks I just have n't had a reason or place to wear pretty clothes . Non - work clothing consists of blue jeans with either a T - shirt or sweatshirt depending upon the weather .
Why does the narrator have a basic wardrobe ?

OUT:
They do n't need a variety of clothes at work .