Q: UK 2009 summer weather conditions prompted fears of a plague of harlequins - what insects are these?
A: ladybirds

Q: Leicester City FC's 1950s-70s players Gordon Banks and Peter Shilton are considered among the world's best ever?
A: goalkeepers

Q: "What is the common term for ""pre-patellar bursitis""?"
A:
housemaids knee