TASK DEFINITION: In this task, you are given Yelp reviews. The task is to classify a review as "POSITIVE" if the overall sentiment of the review is positive or as "NEGATIVE" if the overall sentiment of the review is negative.
PROBLEM: The ONLY reason this place gets even one star is because on first glance, the room is beautiful. Two spacious bedrooms, amazing bathrooms, full kitchen, two balconies and a working fireplace.

Now, what could have gone so horribly wrong that all these amazing amenities don't matter?
1) The refrigerator didn't work. At all. Not even the light inside (yes, it was plugged in. We pulled it all the way out just to check).
2) Blood stains on BOTH toilets.
3) 75% of the electrical outlets didn't work.
4) ....this is the kicker. NO. HOT. WATER.

Called the front desk, explained our problems and requested a new room. They called us back and got us a new room. We went to the front desk to get our new keys. NOT ONCE were we offered an apology.

First night of my honeymoon has been officially ruined. Thanks, Diamond Resorts.

Find ANY other place in Scottsdale.

SOLUTION: NEGATIVE

PROBLEM: We've been to Steakies a few times. Philly native, always skeptical of any place saying they have Philly ANYTHING. First visit was with another Philly native and we just didn't like the ""original"" roll - we were thinking ""original"" as in ""classic"" not as in ""unique"". Food was good, though, so we've gone back - and ALWAYS get the long roll for our cheesesteaks. Cheesesteak Hoagie is a favorite and love the Roast Beef Hoagie. Back home, Tuna Hoagies were my favorite. Glad I asked to taste the tuna before ordering one here. Not sure what all is in it, but it wasn't for me. The kids love the Pizza Steak and also prefer the long roll. Never see much of a crowd, which has me worried how long they'll stay. I never see ads or anything, except a Groupon once. Only found out about the place through an azcentral.com story about the old NYPD closing. We used to go to the NYPD there and the decor hasn't changed - just subbed in Philly stuff for the NYC stuff that had been on the walls, which is fine by me. As long as the food is good, that's all that matters!!

SOLUTION: POSITIVE

PROBLEM: This was for carry out. The women up front were quite nice, and the garbage was cooked within 15 minutes.

Well, you get what you pay for, I suppose. The cheese is like rubber, but the crust is chewy. Would I pay $18 out the door for a 16 inch ""specialty"" pie from them again? Mmmmm, perhaps for my kids or someone who doesn't know that cheese comes in something other than velveeta. 5 year old kids pool party, or food for the already inebriated...all else, you not go back more than once.

SOLUTION:
NEGATIVE