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An example of an negative review: I was introduced to 808 Sushi by using a Groupon and i have to say they should probably not participate in that program any longer. They treated us like we were 3rd class citizens, service was bad, I had to ask for my food twice and it took over an hour. They wouldn't allow me to enjoy happy hour drink specials because i was using a Groupon. I explained i didn't want to use the Groupon for drinks and that i would pay separately! I asked if you had to order food to receive happy hour pricing on drinks, she said no and still refused. Food was average. I will never go back.

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An example of an positive review: My boyfriend and I came here with his parents and the first point I'll make to get your attention is that our bill came out $450. Now that i've got your attention. Service: One word excellent. I'd like to start off by saying that I came here for my 21st birthday and you know how usually you'll mention it to restaurants in hopes of getting something free and they'll come out with some weak bite sized dessert. My boyfriend's parents were the one who mentioned it and I quickly got a happy birthday and I expected nothing of it after. But for dessert I actually got a full on, very generous portion of a piece of chocolate cake (with raspberries!). It had come while I was in the bathroom so I wasn't expecting the waiter to relight it again but he actually did! The waiters were very nice, they made jokes and conversation (not just about food but where we were from, etc) They really knew their stuff, like not just knew what the specials were but they were very knowledgeable about their menu. Food: For starters we ordered escargot, chilled seafood, and crabcakes. The escargot was probably the disappointment of the evening. I've had much better elsewhere. There was just no taste or not a great taste. It wasn't gross or anything but I've just basically tasted better marinated or sauced escargot. For the chilled seafood, you're allowed to pick however many pieces you want and what seafood you want on it. It came in this platter that had dry ice in it. The shrimp were so plump and juicy. The crab was the best part though. I don't even know how to describe it but my boyfriend and I were fighting for the last pieces, just popping them into our mouths one by one. -Rack of Lamb: So juicy! It was probably the best lamb I've ever had. The taste was there, it was perfectly cooked. Dessert: We ordered their signature cake and it was very unique. I don't think I"ve ever tasted anything like it but I wasn't raving about it as much as the rest of my table were. It tasted like butterscotch or toffee angel/sponge cake. I couldn't really put my foot on what it was, it was just so different. Bathroom: This is actually the first bathroom I've been to where it had a bathroom attendant who handed you towels. They had tampons and other amenities on the counter. She opened and closed the door for me. It's too bad I didn't have my wallet to tip her but she was very nice. View: Where we were seated, you could basically look out into the mall and people watch. My boyfriend and I will definitely be back to this chain, maybe for an anniversary.

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An example of an positive review: I am a known Subway fanatic, through and through. However, change is sometimes welcomed. The bread here is fresh and fantastic. The staff here is quick, professional, and friendly. The meats seem to be more plentiful since they slice it right there. Fresh ingredients. Love it! It seems to be a little more expensive than Subway. Also it does seem to have more calories than a comparable sandwich from Subway. That being said, they are especially delicious. Like REALLY good! :-)

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An example of an negative review: Purchased a Persian kitten from Petland in 2002. He was so cute and sad looking. Well, for the bargain price of $699, I got a kitten with a parasite and ringworm. Petland sent me to their vet to try to cure the ringworm, and their vet manhandled, roughly scruffed, and borderline injured my little kitten. I scooped up my baby and took him to my vet (who actually treated my baby with RESPECT.) $1000 later, he was cured. I would NEVER refer anyone to Petland, or any pet store for that matter. Especially when shelters are overrun with homeless little babies who need a home.