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An example of an positive review: There is something about the smell of fresh paint and woodchips that makes you feel like a man. Which, may not be good, if, for example, you're not, but for me, it's pretty satisfying. Sure, it's hard to find . . . everything inside, but that's half the fun. You can almost use Home Depot as a barometer for testosterone based on how quickly a dude can find something inside. Regulars will know random info, like "Oh, ceiling fans? That's on the west side of the store, near aisles 13 and 14." Keep in mind these are guys that don't work there, they just are regulars, like in the Cheers kind of way. Truth be told, I'm not the handiest around. I'll tell you what though, after spending a while and finding the right part or piece to make some otherwise expensive repair is pretty goddamn satisfying, I don't care who you are.

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An example of an positive review: a hidden gem in the mad-city! meals are reasonably-priced, with good portions. service is exceptional. the decor is cute - totally reminds me of my egyptian sister-in-law. love the rose-flavored water, very refreshing. and most importantly, the food is exceptional! i'll be back again and again.

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An example of an positive review: We have been to this terrific, laid-back restaurant multiple times and have been impressed every time by the warmth of the welcome, the great service and the food . The selection is wonderfully eclectic for such a home-style restaurant, and the prices just amazing, especially given that they also offer the small plate portions, which are actually quite generous. Wines selection is small, but the prices are right and some of the choices excellent. This restaurant is just about as far off the beaten path from our home as possible, yet it's one of the first places we think of now.

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An example of an negative review: having read all the great reviews i was excited to dine here. Maybe it was the obnoxiously chatty waiter or the incompetent wine steward that made the evening a miss for me. Thw waiter was unprofessional and the wine steward did not know burgundy from bordeaux.The place has old vegas charm,but is in a seedy part of town.None of the food was memorable. With so many great restaurants in this town,it was a shame to waste an evening here.