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Output: Went here for NYE 2012. This was the most un-organized and disappointing event I have ever been to. Was with a bunch of good friends so our night wasn't ruined thank god. Only 1 open bar with 3 bartenders to service the entire club. No hors d'oeuvres nor a champagne toast as advertised. Couldn't pick up will call tickets until right before the event opened, so two ridiculous lines. I will be ringing my credit card company to reverse the charge, this was a complete scam.

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Output: Oh how disappointed I was yesterday when my Peckhams lunch was so so so much less than it was before. I actually attempted to come to dinner here on Thursday and was (a bit rudely) informed that they're not open during the week, and that the opening hours are on the door. Hum... interesting because I have eaten here during the week before... Well, that combined with the abysmal meal we consumed, left me wondering if it is now under new management. The menu has changed completely and it appears that if you want lunch or dinner, you have to buy into their two or three course set menu. I don't really like eating a lot of courses, but can handle it for dinner... not for lunch. All I really wanted was a panini with a side salad but had to order two courses of very sub par scran. My starter was fish cakes, while the man had tomato and rocket soup. The fish cakes were mostly potato and the bits that were actually fish, were a) smoked (an important detail to include on the menu) and b) undercooked. I know that fish doesn't have to be cooked through, but when it's in a fish cake, you expect it to be. My man's soup didn't taste like it has been seasoned. It was as though tomatoes and rocket were blitzed together and heated up. For my main I originally ordered the Thai Green Curry with sweet potatoes and noodles (it sounded a bit strange, but I love green curry so wanted to try it) but they were out, so I went with chicken. The man had a lamb burger. My chicken, while well cooked, was literally swimming in a mustard sauce which completely masked the flavour of the meat and made the whole dish just taste like mustard. It was accompanied by (again) un-seasoned and poorly roasted new potatoes, and some odd sloppy looking artichoke hearts and roasted bell peppers. The man's burger apparently tasted a bit strange, and his oven chips were a bit under done. My man is the least picky eater in the world, and he actually sat across from me and said "this food is pretty crap, isn't it?" We both agreed that it was like we'd been given posh canteen food. To add to this, the restaurant was full but it is small enough that with two waitresses working, we should have gotten much better service. Our waters were never re-filled, it took ages to catch someone's eye to get the bill, then ages for them to come pick it back up again to give us change. The kicker was that two courses set us back 22 - 11 each. Locanda de Gusti, which has been called the best Italian in Scotland, offers a two course lunch for 11.95, which we know would never be compared to glorified canteen food.

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Output: Really cant believe the stupidity of the caliber of employees, 4 different Carls Jr. Managers from 2 stores. First store place order...order was discovered to be wrong NOT only the wrong burger, but absolutely plain several mins later after I left was on HWY....another Carls Jr. store on the way home I stop tell them the problem. NOW SAME OWNERS OF THESE LOCATIONS...I ASKED FIRST QUESTION... the store asst. managers both tell me NO they cant replace the burger from both stores...I have witnesses (a friend and 6 customers, 1 of whom left once she heard what was going on).....It gets better they both say they cant give away free food....and they dont want to get in trouble for it....MEANWHILE IM HEATED AND LAUGHING FROM THE STUPIDITY......Its was listen I paid for this shit $8.17 to be exact...your not giving me anything for free...Im looking for what I paid for...Meanwhile Now the Managers of each store is involved on phone and THEY REFUSED.......WTF REALLY IS WRONG WITH YOUNG PEOPLE THESE DAYS...IS OUR YOUNGER GENERATION OF KIDS REALLY THIS DUMB!! To FINISH I will be calling Corporate on both stores, the BBB, and emailing sites all over the internet.

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Just like its name, the place makes you feel like party in your own living room. It was a large space with lots of seating and open air! DJ is great, I enjoyed the music. Dress up or dress down, its nice and casual...Great Neighbour hood place to hang out.