Hopefully by next week we will be able to bring our earlier address plate here , so that our address will remain same too . This place is really nice . It even has a washing machine , situated right above the commode .

A: Why is the narrator moving around plates ?

I have already installed the spy cams in my office and my home because even my wife is working and we have to leave our little child with the nanny at home . We thought that after installing the spy cam at our home we can give our child the best protection . My sister in law was worried about the thefts which were happening in her shop .

A: Why is the sister in law 's situation relevant to this passage ?

After 22 mintues we did abs . As I was done with my final set of 50 someone jumped over me just as I pulled up and kicked me in the head . I have a concussion . tottaly hurts and sucks .

A: What is the likely reason that someone kicked the speaker in the head during the workout ?

Then , the grand finale rumble ( or bottom burp , as Ian refers to it ) , went echoing first through my chamber , then , seconds later , through hers . I put my hand to my mouth in a dramatic gesture of embarrassment . Isla did the same . I giggled .

A:
What might Ian mean when he calls something a " bottom burp . "