Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Example Input: Wearing a white suit, someone walks up with a line of staff all holding up umbrellas. Now dressed, someone
Example Output: steps downstairs and kisses someone on her belly.

Example Input: The camera follows someone as she walks towards the curtained windows, past a fireplace, a mirror, some innocuous pictures, a delicate table holding a lamp, the foot of the bed. She
Example Output: removes a seat in her room as she brings a drink attendant, and pushes the door open.

Example Input: Just as someone steps out onto the balcony, someone closes his eyes and pushes backwards, propelling himself and someone over the edge of the balustrade. Stunned, someone
Example Output:
presses into a spotlight, taught him to creep out of his way, and throws up his hands at the back.