Problem: We go here at least once a week and we're not even leaguers. The specials CANNOT BE BEAT! Mondays and Tuesdays are specials days (that's a lot of 's's on the ends of words)...Monday after 9 is $1 shoes and games. If you already got shoes, you're sweetness on a stick these days. The regular price...meh. I'm cheap. its about 8 bucks total for shoes and a game. The place is clean, which is something I'm not used to in a bowling alley. Back in Michigan, we had a place called Liberty Bowl. It was dirty. That was my first bowling experience so that's what I expect all places to be. So I was pleasantly surprised by Kyrene Lanes. Nice and bright and SMOKE FREE!!! Yeah! Its an awesome place for kids because of the smoke free atmosphere. But I don't think they have balls that are lighter than 6 pounds, and if they do they're hidden somewhere. The lanes seem well maintained. There are the inevitable lane malfunctions, though. But they are taken care of with no scruff. They've got bumper bowling...its not the push a button kind, its the 'go tell the guy at the counter to put the bumpers up' kind...which is kind of an inconvenience to have to go ALL the way to the counter if you're in lane like 88 or something. The score keepers work right...its easy to put your names in. They don't have the really nice flat screen ones where you can watch videos...but hey, this ain't Scottsdale. After whatever o'clock, they turn off the lights and turn on the neon and music. There are screens throughout the place that come down and display videos to some of the songs. It can be a bit distracting if you're not used to it...but most people who are bowling at that time of night are just there for fun anyway. The leagues are from 5:30 to 9:30. This sucks for me because I am cheap and have to go after 9:30 to get the $1 specials...and I live out in Maricopa. So the ride, the games, and the ride back usually takes me til like 11:30. I gotta get up early in the morning around....hey wait, no one cares. Food? They got it. And its tasty. But its EXPENSIVE. As are most bowling alleys, I guess. You need about $10 to eat here...that's just for yourself. If you got little ones...man. The bathrooms are not pretty, though. If they kept them as clean as the rest of the place, I'd give this place 5 stars. (That's just me) There is a pro shop right inside here. The guy that was in there was SUPER helpful and patient. I know nothing about bowling other than 'throw the ball to hit the pins', and he explained what kind of shoe and ball I should get and why. All this while helping other customers. The customer service here is great period. Always friendly and helpful. The atmosphere is a little laid back, not what i'm used to. Its nice here. Bring the family...bring grandma! The house balls and shoes...well, what do you expect. If you really care that much about these two things, you should really get your own gear. You save a lot in the long run by not having to pay for shoes. And having your own balls is...wow, did I just write that? Ok, so yeah. Dirty bathrooms, and run of the mill house equipment, but great service, no smoking, good deals, and nice lanes get this place 4 stars for me.
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Problem: The actual car wash here is fine, I've been here several times and the car does look better coming out than going in. However, I seriously avoid this place because they keep harassing you excessively to up-sell and buy one of their detailing packages. And they won't just ask and accept your "no thanks" answer, they keep it up. I usually don't have the stomach to deal with this so I just take the car somewhere else.
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Problem: This is my second time ever to a strip club. I'm not a huge fan of strip clubs and the only reason I even went was my sister's bachelorette. So here's the deal. It's a Saturday night, during 4th of July weekend. I was deciding between Men of Sapphire and Olympic Garden (friend is friends with a Manager). My contact at MOS said their male strippers sometime leave early on weekends (WTF?!) and since my friend recommended OG, I said sure. Mistake Number 1. It was BAD. The strippers themselves were fine (not good looking, just good at their job). The place itself looked like SHIT. Bare walls and shitty carpet. Maybe I was too sober. So we try to solve that problem by ordering bottle service. Mistake Number 2. We ordered Belvedere and OG had some special where we got a free bottle of Smirnoff. So typically, I don't get bottle service but apparently your host/hostess usually shows you the bottle before opening it. Well the geniuses at OG opened our bottle while we were getting our lap dances so they could later blame us for not looking at the bottle before they opened it. After my dance, I took a sip of my pre- mixed vodka/cran and it tasted like crap. I'm no "vodka connosieur" but i know what good vodka tastes like, even when its in a mixed drink. Long story short, we had a fit and the jackass bartender told us it was real belvedere. He wouldnt even take a swig of the "belvedere" to prove to us it was real. Thank god we had a lawyer with us. Eff you OG!
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Problem: 3 hour wait for reinstatements. I dont know how they work the queue here..6 people ahead of me for almost 2 hours. Will go to another DMV location next time.
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