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An example of an negative review: There is NOTHING remotely resembling a crepe from France at "Paris Crepes" in Montreal. In the mood for a crepe, I stopped in and asked for the most basic crepe: butter and sugar. This was $5. FIVE DOLLARS for basically 4 tablespoons of milk, flour and egg. Oh, best part - if you want to eat it there and sit down? It's Six Dollars - for ONE crepe. I asked the delightfully dim girl behind the register if the $5 crepe was particularly good, soaked in Brandy or had some other reason it was so pricey. Blank stare. No answer. Silly me, I fell for it and shelled it out to satisfy my curiosity and hunger. It was palid, undercooked, tasteless and very, very moist. Very little butter, a light sprinkling of sugar and that's it. Best of all, the "chef" folded it in thirds and then wrapped it completely in newsprint - ensuring the delicate taste of newsprint had permeated into the crepe by the time he handed it to me, lo some 15 seconds later. It tasted like paper. I wanted to spit it out. You know, in Paris, they use a small newspaper cone so your hands don't get greasy - but because the crepe is cooked slightly crispy, with lots of butter and usually has a dash of some liquor. It works and soaks up the grease. This does not. It works the other way and the paper flavor goes into the moist, undercooked crepe. Anyway, this has all the makings of a tourist trap owned by some well-to-do family who bought it from the original owner and has NO CLUE on how to run a restaurant. My guess. Avoid.

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An example of an negative review: I guess for a cheap asian buffet this place isn't too bad. The place is pretty big and is always packed, so me and my boyfriend decided to try it out one day, he is a huge fanatic of little buffet places. The food was alright, but nothing special. The sushi was honestly kind of gross, and that's typically all I eat at places like this so I was pretty bummed. Service isn't too bad, the servers always make sure your drink cups are filled and there are never any dirty tables or dishes near you. However.. fast forward to the next day.. Both me and my boyfriend had food poising and I'm pretty positive it was from this place. I was so sick I can't even describe it to you. Needless to say, we won't be going back.

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An example of an positive review: Delicious food,popussas,enchiladas,empanadas,chichanero's all great.Tortilla chips made on site,great sauces.I tryed the yuca root which I loved so will have again...Highly recommended over the bland chain restaurants..friendly service and I love the Drinks,Horchata etc..

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An example of an negative review: I'm sorry, but...well... You're wearing pasties. PAS-TIES! I'M HERE FOR TIT-TIES!!!