Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Example Input: The camera pans out as a baton twirler wearing a blue and silver costume enters the stage spins and poses. The baton twirler
Example Output: flips back several times and celebrates with his arms up and polishing.

Example Input: He approaches the end, jumping up and down. He
Example Output: spots the cat in the corridor and bumps him on his arm.

Example Input: A man is driving a riding lawn mower. He
Example Output:
moves the chair over in the grass.