Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: I can only assume that the awfulness and douchebaggery of the Chris Angel show is rubbing off on this place. Like an airborne virus or something. Awfulness: a fifteen dollar burger that just wasn't tasty. I thought that bacon, onions, cheddar, and BBQ sauce would automatically make this thing great. Not so. The fries were mushy. The pickle was good though. The partner in crime liked her panini, but since she's not writing this, her opinion doesn't count. Douchebaggery: Walk in and tell the hostess we want a to go order. She says that's what the servers are for and to grab a seat. Whatevs. 15 mins later, our order gets taken. Another 15 mins later and we have our food. Thank god for those big, stupid plastic drink thingies to keep me company. 30 minutes and $35 later, I am totally underwhelmed. Disclaimer: I did not see the Chris Angel show, however, when it ran on TLC it was full of awfulness and douchebaggery, so I just assumed.
Q: positive

A: It seems like most other folks who stayed here, I got my room on priceline (for $50). I was also rather annoyed that priceline considers this hotel to be downtown Madison -- but that was my fault for not looking closer at the map, not the hotel's fault. This is a great hotel though. The rooms are big and comfortable. Parking and wifi are free (as are cribs). Service as friendly and quick (almost over the top). They have a nice pool and a free shuttle service (that I did not use). I also like that if you forgo maid service you get a $5 voucher that you can use at the restaurant or starbucks.
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer: Terrible. I walked in and they guy behind the counter tells me he needs 3 minutes. I'm in at an odd time (3:00 PM) and see he is working hard to clean the grill. 18 minutes later, I place a to go order. Included was a veggie burrito wet with red & green sauce, with rice & beans on the side. He must have misunderstood because I get home to a tortilla with lettuce, cheese, cilantro and onion. How have I lived so long without this creation? Uh yeah, because it is AWFUL. Rice had NO flavor, beans were tge runniest I've ever had. I usually avoid meat, but something was telling me to add on to my order. I was curious how the fish taco was. Um microwaved to heat up and ALL BREADING, equally as terrible as everything else I tried. Didn't have more than a second bite. Chicken taco was totally bland and dry. I had to order "Grandma's recipe flan" 3 different times and it still got left out of my order. Ordered & paid for separately, it was the best part of my meal (which had been comprised of 6 bites of various yuck). Maybe it is an approach to flan I wasn't used to. Not particularly coukd although it came from the cooler and the texture was sort of mealy and not a bit creamy... What a waste of $13.00....
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Output: Hands down, top 5 fave restaurants in Charlotte. I go at least once a week.
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output: Total Wine, where do you go wrong, NO WHERE. I look forward to starting my Saturday or Sunday with a quick sip will shopping for booze. Oh wait, it's called a tasting. Great selection and good prices for that selection keeps me coming back for more. I especially love looking at the wine I can't afford behind the glass. I can dream.
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer:
I want to give this hotel a decent rating for two reasons. First, because the housekeeping staff was responsive and delightful and also because the "renovated room" I stayed in did actually seem to be recently redone and it was fairly clean. These two points are the only reason I am not giving one star, because everything else about the hotel was awful. The hotel lobby and attached casino were dirty, old, and rather creepy which, of course, attracted dirty, creepy clientele. There were never enough staff members at the front desk so the line was always impossibly long and I witnessed outbursts by rude guests on several occasions. This is not the place I would ever recommend coming for productive business trips or relaxing pleasurable vacation. Yuck!