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Output: This is pretty good bbq for madison, but that doesn't say that much. I haven't been everywhere in town, but honestly I think Famous Dave's is better. Basically its decent food, but if you've had real bbq somewhere like memphis, kansas city, st. louis, or anywhere south of wisconsin, you will be disappointed.

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Output: I know it's not New York, and the Felafel will be disappointing, but at least it should be fast, right? No... I'm not sure what happened, but I ordered a Felafel pita sandwich and it took something like 20 minutes for the sandich to show up. No explanation for the delay. Not only that, but it came wrapped in Lavash rather than stuffed in Pita bread. Maybe cool as a place to go smoke a hookah, but other than that, La Pita is La-Lame.

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Output: Location: In the heart of Monkland Village - 10-minute walk from Villa Maria subway. Service: The staff was super friendly and service was relatively quick. We sat at the bar so I'm not sure if table service was as quick. Food: Nothing to write home about. My date had oysters which she enjoyed, and the ribs as a main. She liked both the ribs and the side of fries, and said the sauce was super smokey, just the way she likes it. I ordered the beet root salad and sweet potato fries. The salad was good, but it wasn't spectacular. The goat cheese was more like cheddar, which was a disappointment. I expected crumbled goat cheese but instead got four slices of... well I assume it was goat cheese though as I said, it tasted like cheddar and had the same texture. The sweet potato fries were amazing and so were the regular fries. Nice and crispy on the outside. Ambiance: Way too f-ing loud. You can't hear yourself think in the place so for me, this is a fail. I really liked the space - I felt like I was in a bar on a beach somewhere. Would I go back? Probably not without earplugs.

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Stopped in to buy a costume (FBI) because other reviews said they had some but they don't. This is a small store specializing in spy type equipment. Very friendly and customer service oriented but very limited in their variety.