Problem: I ' m not a monster , if that is what you all think . I did not take a perverse pleasure at firing a weapon at a man . All I can think about is who he was .

Why is the narrator rationalizing firing a weapon ?

A: They likely feel guilt over shooting someone .

Problem: Well , Ashley and I went to the Farm Show lastnight with Kalina , Steve and Taylor ( Kalina 's daughter ) , and I had a very good time . I got these fries called " Loaded fries " that came with sour cream , cheese , chives , bacon and butter on them , like a baked potato and they were sooo good . Ashley and I also got an awesome funnel cake before we left .

What kind of event might the Farm Show have been ?

A: The farm show might have been food festival .

Problem: Maybe it 's because right now other than feeling like shit , I do n't look pregnant . If some random person looked at me , they would see a slightly chubby me . Not to mention I do n't know if I like tons of attention .

Why might someone think the speaker is chubby ?

A:
They are pregnant .