Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer: I walked into Tiffany's with my husband who was ready to buy me a pair of earrings for our 1 year wedding anniversary but the sales lady was so snotty and rude, I walked out of the store with nothing. We have been going to Tiffany's for years in different states and different cities, but the sales associate at this store was by far the rudest I have ever encountered at any Tiffany's store. Actually, at every other store I've gone to so far, the sales associates have always been friendly and helpful. But this lady didn't even break a smile. They obviously didn't need the business, although nobody else was in the store. I hope to never have to experience that again, especially with a store that I love!

Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer: It's only about 10 minutes from where we live on the East Side. Who knew? We finally made it out there a few weeks ago. A great little oasis in our desert. The visitor center is spectacular. The hike along the river wash is a refreshing change from the dry desert and the views west to Las Vegas and the Spring Mountains are great. Go in the very early morning, and probably not at all in the highest heat of summer, there's not a whole lot of shade. But Spring, Winter and Fall walks here should be delightful.

Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer:
Montreal, what did you do in a previous life to be punished with such crummy bagels? Seriously, eating these bagels made me want to start a public service campaign called "It Gets Better" and I'll recruit people in other cities to show you how good bagels can be. This bagel shop must be build on an ancient Iroquois burial ground. Seriously, on a weekend trip to Montreal, I had a goal to try these legendary bagels. These things are shriveled up, flat and taste like someone left out the salt. Matzoh Bagels. Blech. 4 hours later, they were inedible. I love bagels. I've had bagels in New York, Boston, San Francisco, Seattle and I've even taught myself to make really good bagels at home (Google "Peter Reinhart Bagel recipe"). These Fairmount bagels were a huge disappointment. If I made a batch of bagels that came out like this, I'd toss them out and try again. Hope I save some other bagel loving visitor from shlepping up to this shop.