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An example of an negative review: I remember many years ago how much I loved going to Captain Bills. My mom found this place and I loved the stickers and the subs were good. Plus i was cheap enough that my mom could afford it. I decided to bring my brother who lives out of town here even though i hadn't been in awhile, and I brought my three year old daughter. A mistake I will not make again. First off, there was no sourdough. Which there definitely used to be. My sandwich was pretty bland, it tasted like bread and thats about it. Plain white bread. Yum! Glad I drove out of my way for it. Then, the most awesome part. My kid needed to use the bathroom, but oh wait....They don't have one that their customers can use. i was instructed to go ask the Mexican place across the street. Thats what I want to do! Pick up my three year old and drag her across the parking lot and pray that we make it in time. I won't be coming back. The once funny stickers it seems are only updated with political crap instead of general humor, the once great subs are bland, their service varies depending on which high school student you end up getting but most of the ones I've encountered during the times I've gone had attitudes that I chose to ignore because it was a fun, unique place that had good subs, and finally....to end this huge run on sentence there isn't even a bathroom to use. Just that, in itself is enough where I'd question going back but the whole experience including the food is just not worth making the trip there any longer. Stickers and history can only take you so far.

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An example of an positive review: Be still my heart. I live a rock's throw away, so I'm here for both food and takeout on a very regular basis. I have tried a large portion of the menu, and I rarely find something I don't like. Get the AP10. It's a spring roll with a small egg roll inside. It defies logic. The dumplings are fantastic as well. There can be a wait, but then ignore your grumbling tums for an off time (3pm is great!).

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An example of an negative review: Guest list is "everyone list" , girls only line is on the opposite side of guest list & still takes forever. The staff is beyond douchey. Saw this girl slip a $50 to a guy to let her skip the line, he took it & made her wait. This place, not fun. Save your time and money and Skip it!

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An example of an negative review: OnTrac....sigh Seller posted on Amazon item has left for shipping. OnTrac posted....data entry....waiting for packing Somewhere in between the rainbow my package is floating around! Awesome, if this package was essential to my life I would have died......a millions times!