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An example of an negative review: If I only had to judge the Mirage by its remodeled rooms, it would definitely get 4 stars from me. However, I'm basing it on the entire experience and here's how it went. We arrived well after the 3pm check in time. My friend had requested an upgrade for me but the gal who checked me in didn't mention it at all, nor did she say 'sorry we can't offer it to you' or anything to that effect. Just no mention. She did however mention the fact that it was our 10 yr anniversary and said she was giving us a bottle of complimentary champagne. Oh well, better than nothing right? So we go up to the room and guess what? Housekeeping was IN the room cleaning up. I was super pissed now. I was exhausted and really just wanted to relax, but instead, I went back downstairs and had the gal give me another room. OK, so back up again and I called my friend who requested an upgrade for us and he informed me that he had arranged for the upgrade to a suite and for me to call back down to the front desk. So I called and found out that the suites only had one bed and we needed two, so we decided to just decline the offer and stay where we were. About an hour in the room, we get a call from the front desk asking us if we were going to upgrade. Hubby was like "WTF? Don't they communicate amongst each other?". We had to tell them NO. Believe it or not, after a few more hours, some housekeeping manager comes to our room, knocks and then opens our door. When she saw us inside she was taken aback and then asked us "you're leaving tonight right?" I was like "NO, we JUST checked in today". So I was really annoyed with this whole check-in process and even more so by the fact that they were all clueless. We did eventually get our complimentary champagne, but we weren't in the room and it was left outside when we returned later that night. Wasn't anything special -- something we'd never heard of .... we never drank it, brought it home still unopen. Now to the room itself. I liked the large plasma tv in the room which accommodated our Wii. There is a mount for your iPod which is nice if you brought your's along. Bathrooms were much smaller than other hotels, but it was alright.... I don't spend a lot of time in there so it doesn't really matter to me. The beds were very comfortable and they had the nice quilt blankets which I like. I hate those polyester blankets with a passion and I don't stay in hotels which have those if I can help it. There is a mini bar in the room but don't touch it at all costs. The gal told me at check in that it's weight sensored and if you touch it you'll be charged. Hubby looked at the menu -- $4 for a can of diet coke, $71 for the Hennessey and mind you, it's the little teenie bottle -- SHUDDUP! RIGHT? The hotel itself shows its age. The young man said it felt "Hawaiian-ish" in the lobby which I guess is true. The casino was really boring. I spent 2 nights in there on the slots but since this is an older hotel, the casino itself isn't very big so everything is jam packed into this small space. I got bored pretty quickly, and even though I spent 2 nights there, it was only for a few hours On our last night I called down to see if they could offer us an extra night at the same rate. The woman who picked up the phone was very curt and sounded impatient. She said "this is our rate" and that's that. I thought it was interesting how at a time like this, when occupancy rate is down and the entire economy of the country is in such shambles, that they'd rather have an empty room than fill it, and also, the display of such bad customer service is laughable. The only thing I liked about this hotel was the room, but then hubby thought it was smaller than the other hotels we've stayed at on the strip but gives off the illusion that it was larger due to furniture placement. For me, I was more appalled at the customer service from check in to check out (which thankfully we did over the tv so I didn't have to deal with another moronic staff member) rather than the room itself. For the same price, you can get better service and better all around on the strip than the Mirage.

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An example of an positive review: Love this salon!! Ross is the best!! My hair always looks amazing!!!

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An example of an positive review: Great school! Can't wait to grad though

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An example of an positive review: Amazing addition to the Biltmore area! This is the best breakfast place around (get here early to avoid a long wait, especially on the weekends). But to fill the void of waiting, Snooze so kindly enough has complimentary coffee from Guatemala for the customers waiting. I have been here numerous times already and everything we tried is delicious. Highly recommend the pancakes. The pancakes are light, fluffy, sweet and never get soggy. OMG French toast is another hit. Corned beef hash, eggs Benedict, just plain eggs, Juans breakfast tacos would all be ordered again! Make sure to come on an empty stomach - it's worth it!