Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: I took my dog here for a TPLO surgery. U of I Vet Hospital botched the surgery by using too large of a blade and cutting too close to the bone!!! My dog had to suffer for 8 months and required a secondary corrective surgery (which I went to a different vet for, one who actually knew what they were doing). I highly recommend NOT taking your pet here!!!
Q: negative

A: I got a burrito here this evening and found a HAIR like an eyebrow size in it as well as a small nat like bug inside the tin foil. I eat chipotle all the time and have NEVER found something like this in my food. I highly suggest this location to be looked at by the health department. I would go to any other location than this one. Absolutely disgusted!
Problem: What would be an example of an positive (OPTIONS:
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Answer: This place has the authentic feel of a country mercantile or a general store. Always a friendly welcoming vibe and clearly a neighborhood anchor and community gathering place. They celebrate the traditions of making and growing things with your hands, of recycling and repurposing... Living a sustainable lifestyle in all the right ways. The co/op is filled with one of a kind items of good quality and reasonable prices, thoughtfully presented. Quality wins out over quantity here, with vintage and modern items displayed side by side. They showcase the work of some wonderful jewelry artists and have both mens' and womens vintage clothing. You can find affordable craft tools, buttons and supplies, vintage linens and unusual antique curiosities. There are opportunities to see artists at work and of course to participate in the ongoing care of the farm outside that extends right out to the curb. Every piece of clothing or jewelry I have bought here has generated many comments of "where did you get that?" from complete strangers. I am happy to direct customers over to the GROWop as I know they will enjoy it and return again and again! This is a fine place to shop local for yourself or for unusual gifts and it is great to know that your purchases help support the farm and cooperative.
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Generate a positive review for a place
Output: There's something to be said about going to a restaurant and being welcomed as a friend. I had been traveling for 6 weeks, and returned to Centotre for the morning event held there ever Friday (The Edinburgh Coffee Morning - EdCM) - and was welcomed by smiles, kisses, hugs and handshakes from staff and owners. Being recognised by staff at a restaurant is something that takes effort - the staff have to pay attention, and you can't force that. Friendliness can't be forced either. But it also requires something else - longevity. Indeed, I recognise now that there isn't a big staff turnover here - they like working here. That makes the experience even more special.
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output: Nah. We came here on a Friday. Never again unless I have a cabana. They serve food at the bar (including sushi) and that's about the only thing note-worthy about this dayclub. I was really disappointed because I've heard a lot about this place. The pool is so tiny. The jacuzzi is so tiny. There's only room to walk around, no room to post up and dance or socialize. Music was awful. It's just an all around fail. The hotel pool was WAY nicer than this "dayclub." Plus it was hard as hell to find and only 2 of the hotel employees that we approached knew where it was, one of them being a rep for Tao Beach. One positive is that we had no trouble getting in, but now I can see why.
Q: negative

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I'm sad right now. I wanted to like this place so badly. I wanted to have the positive experience others did and be able to happily write about it on yelp. Hubby and I went last weekend; got all dressed up, left the kids at home and took the date car. People watching was great, service was great, even our table location was great. The bar area was great. I loved the atmosphere. Did not mind it being dark at all because it was so cool inside. What was NOT great? Pretzel bread was a little stale but butter, lots of it, helped. The seafood tower was impressive, but the seafood adorning it was not so much. The Clear Lobster roll was outright INEDIBLE. Mushy, no flavor, disappointing. My mambo salad was passable but nothing great. When I asked for shrimp on top, after hearing so many great reviews about the shrimp, they gladly obliged. BUT when it came, they were overcooked and rubbery. WAH for me. Husband's steak was very good. He was gloating for sure. We got two sides, the Crab Truffle Gnocchi and the peas. The gnocchi was decent but I really could only have a couple of bites due to the intense richness with nothing to offset it. The peas, while super fresh, were SWIMMING in oil. Seriously, they took great peas and drowned them to death in a sad, sad oil lake. The butter cake was superb. Nothing but fond memories of that. So, we spent a small fortune for a meal with one (for me) or two (for hubby) great points. I will not be going back. I will not be recommending. We live in Mesa, and were the first of our circle of influence to go and I am devastated to be the one steering people away due to such a lackluster first showing. I wonder what went wrong. So many other yelpers just love this place.