Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A: I felt so tricked after trying this place out. I read about it on azcentral.com and decided to give it a try since it got rave reviews. I was super eager because it is actually on my side of town for once. There are practically no Indian eateries in Chandler. My friend and I arrived on a Friday night. The first thing that greeted us upon our entering? A table of about eight monks, all decked out like the ones you see in Chinese action movies, silent around a table, I kid you not. When we walked in, they all craned their heads to look at us. . . unblinking. I wondered if it was some kind of aesthetic effect the owners were going for. Add to that creepiness was the fact that no one else was in the restaurant. . .on a FRIDAY night. I didn't see any staffers walking around. We were at this point VERY uncomfortable and were actually backing out the door when a woman emerged from the back. She caught us--we were trapped. So we took a table. I ordered a chicken marsala dish and my friend only ordered their dessert because their prices were ridiculously high. When our orders came out, I was kinda shocked at how small the portions were, considering what they wanted us to pay. So I eagerly dug into my meal--and almost spit the chicken out. It was mushy and tasteless. The sauce seem to consist of water and hmmm, let's see, more water? It was such a disappointing experience I haven't been back since. The only plus? The owner was really nice and pleasant. I just kinda suspect that they have a Korean person back there attempting Indian cuisine.

Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A: the worst bar in history. I walked into the Excalibur... needing a drink. The first bar on the right was Dick's. I liked the silliness of it... it had a frat boy kind of vibe... not my scene... but no big deal... My friend and I sat down at the first bar, a bartender flew by, and we asked if this bar was open... She said she didn't know... So we sauntered over to the other main bar. One bartender was flirting with two girls. No big deal... but we are waiting... waiting... another bartender comes by... maybe we would get help. She then starts also flirting with the two girls... Uhhh... hello? Its been 15 - 20 minutes no help. One bartender out of five is actually working... totally ignored... I finally went up to them. Hey... if you all could stop flirting for just one moment and give us a drink. that would be awesome... No apologies, nothing, we just ended up flipping each other off.... and I ended up walking out... we would of dropped a bunch of money on that place, that hotel, etc... but never again will I set foot in the hotel or the bar..... Avoid this place. It sucks...

Problem: Write a positive yelp review.
A:
billy bobs inside sams town...bit of a hike to get there, but it was well worth the trip. i had the porterhouse, med rare, it was juicy and flavorful, cooked a bit past med rare, but not enough for me to cause a ruckus... it was big and i finished it all. had baked potatoe and asparagus to go with the hunk of cow. potatoe was great and there was plenty of aspargus, cook perfectly, not too mushy or to firm...just right. i can still smell and taste the steak as i write this. my bro had the 12 ounce filet, it looked really good, he didnt talk much, so it appeared to make him happy. if your lookin for something off the beaten track, check out billy bobs. the staff was great and very attentive, and the joint was packed for a thursday nite. will certainly go back next time im in sin city