TASK DEFINITION: Given a text, write a compressed version of it in a single sentence.
PROBLEM: United Way is the only organization that asks, and answers these questions. And by doing this, United Way makes your investment count.

SOLUTION: United Way is the one organization that makes your investment count by asking and answering questions

PROBLEM: The initial programs have been very successful and the YMCA has been invited into more communities within Center Township. One program, which has experienced immediate results, is the Sista Friends program.

SOLUTION: The initial programs have been very successful and the YMCA has been invited into more communities within Center Township.

PROBLEM: A. "A bare-assed codger was killed near Bangkok this morning when his motorcycle collided with a low-flying game bird that police say was 'hurled in his path by a vengeful god.

SOLUTION:
A bare-assed msn was killed near Bangkok this morning when his motorcycle hit a low-flying bird that police say was thrown by God.