Problem: When will people ever learn the word , no . I had work to do today and with the kids here , they decided it would be a good idea to answer the door before I could walk across the office to the living room front door . The lady at the door was selling a Kirby Carpet Shampooer and told me she wanted to do a Demo . I told her no . I had just shampooed my carpet and I had work .

What led the speaker 's kids to open the door for the Kirby saleswoman ?
OPTIONS:
- None of the above choices .
- They knew the woman would annoy the speaker and were trying to be funny in a pushy way
- They are kids and will non discriminately open the door whenever there is a knock
- They are working with her and she agreed to give them a cut if the speaker bought one

A: They are kids and will non discriminately open the door whenever there is a knock
Question:
He passed away peacefully at home . However , none of you should feel sad . If you knew my Dad it 's the last thing he 'd want . If you did know him there is no funeral but there will be a celebration of his life this Saturday at my house .
Answer the following question: What might be the reason we are not having a funeral for my father ?
OPTIONS:
- He will be coming back to life so there is no need .
- None of the above choices .
- We wanted to have a celebration of his death instead .
- We are complying with his wishes that there be no burial service .
Answer:
We are complying with his wishes that there be no burial service .
Question:
The idea was to get the name out there so thatpeople were aware of the product . At both events , I walked around and saw booth after booth manned by obviously bored workers . No one stopped to look at their stuff .

What may be the reason why the workers looked bored ?
OPTIONS:
- They are all sick .
- They have been there too long .
- They are n't passionate about the product .
- None of the above choices .
Answer:
They are n't passionate about the product .
IN: He offered her his congratulations . She sobbed and said she did n't want to like this . He said nothing more , for he did not know her , and was n't particularly in the mood to have someone 's troubles poured over him . But it was too late . She told him anyway .
Why is the woman crying ?
OPTIONS:
- She seems to have regets .
- None of the above choices .
- She seems to not want a congratulations .
- She seems to not want any help .

OUT: She seems to have regets .
A demon was going to feed off an angel . Now Vash did n't really consider himself a literal angel and part of him was wondering if the girl he 'd talk to on the network had n't meant that she was a literal demon . That network did connect to some odd worlds , but the girl had sounded so sweet he doubted she was the type of demon he heard Rem mention when she spoke of God and Lucifer and Heaven and Hell . Oh well , it did n't matter . Vash took a seat on a sandstone bench near the edge of town , pulling off one boot in a futile attempt to shake sand out of it .

OPTIONS:
- The girl seemed to be an angel that was sent by God .
- The girl did not sound to be odd in anyway over the phone .
- The girl appeared to be too nice to be someone from hell .
- None of the above choices .
Answer the following question: Why did Vash not think the girl he met was really evil ?

The girl appeared to be too nice to be someone from hell .
Problem: I left Barnes and Noble a very very happy person . The ride home with my mom was amazing for a couple of reasons . One , I was jamming to 2HB with my mom . Two , my mom was telling me about the tranny janitor at her work who 's going to their Christmas party -- in January -- in a blue dress and pumps . Three , we stopped by Penguins and I got me some chocolate frozen yogurt .

Why were you listening to 2HB ?
OPTIONS:
- We both like 2HB
- We heard it in the Penguins store .
- None of the above choices .
- There was nothing else on .

A:
We both like 2HB