Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Example Input: Water pours in beneath the door. He
Example Output: finds someone is standing beside the river.

Example Input: Someone just smiles, sits down at the desk, things already not going too well, about to get worse. Someone
Example Output: paints her bedroom window with a tea towel.

Example Input: Someone, her boyfriend, other colleagues and someone sit around a table in the restaurant. Whilst her colleagues laugh, someone
Example Output:
speaks in a duffle bag.