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Output: I've been to various piano bars. They all do the same standard crap. But the halfway decent ones know how to read the crowd and adapt. The performers, on a Saturday night mind you, were totally out to lunch unless someone was waving a $20 bill or more in their face. They did the whole standard dueling piano thing at one point. Yeah, playing 10 second clips from various songs back and forth... funny for about 2 minutes. But when the crowd starts chanting, "Music, music!" for God's sake STOP! That means we are getting bored. But no, they just kept going. The crowd was a little strange for a Saturday night. Lots of grandmas and grandpas. I think that freaked out the performers, because they insisted on playing the greatest hits from the 40s and 50s, no matter what the crowd requested, until about 10:30pm. Meanwhile, a bunch of drunk jerks went around trying to hump grandma and grandpa from behind. Like I said... strange. Towards 11pm, the older folks left and the drunken assholes took to accosting various women around the bar. The servers were very obviously doing shots with the patrons and quite drunk, so they were completely useless. Bouncers were completely non-existent. Maybe if you've never been to a piano bar, you might find it amusing. But chances are, you will not enjoy being assaulted by complete strangers. If you want to go to a piano bar in Vegas, do yourself a favor and go to the one at New York, New York. This one just sucks.

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Output: I have taken my used jewelry to other buyers before. My less-than-stellar experiences with the others left me a bit skeptical and very cautious in who I trust with my jewelry. One of "Jim's" competitors tried to tell me my white gold, diamond, and sapphire necklace was essentially worthless junk, and That I should take their $30 dollars, as that would be my best offer. It seemed some of their other Customers had come across their jewelry in less than honest manner, and they were reliant upon the customers willingness to accept next to nothing for their jewelry. I did not do business with them that day and I never will, but the experience left a bad taste in my mouth regarding jewelry resale. Diamond Jim rectified this, since the moment I walked in I was put at ease by their friendliness and professionalism. Jim's shop is on the small side, but it is CLEAN and space is well-utilized (i.e. Display cases weren't crammed full of unnecessary crap, this can be so overwhelming.) Staff members were openly talking to each other and customers, no hushed whispers to each other, or snobbish formality, which had always made me uncomfortable in other shops. Everyone warmly greeted my boyfriend and I, asked how I could be helped, and directed me to take a seat when I was ready. Marsha got us started while we waited for someone to appraise my piece. She is an absolute joy, knowledgeable on her product, the kind of person you feel like you've known a lifetime. She was just so patient with me, pulling out everything I asked without the least bit of frustration. (There were a lot!) She made some suggestions but never pressured me, answering every question I had. They have a huge selection at Diamond Jim's, there is something there for everyone. High-end pieces, turquoise and Native American jewelry, and excellent quality lower-end pieces. I fell in love with a vintage red ring, it was immediately polished on-site for me. They had such a great trade-in policy in place, I had to take advantage of it. The necklace I had mentioned before was appraised by the shop owner, Ron. He tested the gems and gave me a very fair price. In addition to the trade-in deal they offer, I couldn't have asked for anything more. He wrote a check right then and offered to cash it for me as well. They aren't looking to make the 300-400% retail mark-up I've found near-everywhere else I have gone. These are honest and up front people, their profit relying on their incredible customer service to create return customers. Ron's and the shop's "story" as a family owned and operated business certainly resonates with me, as the daughter of small-business owners, I love to see the "little guy" make it against the corporate giants. Diamond Jim's is not a some sleazy pawn shop for unsavory characters, and it's not a hoitty-toitty overpriced, stiffly formal national chain either. They are finally a jewelry shop where I feel I will be treated fairly and with good old-fashioned care and consideration as any business should operate. I've already sent someone over to them. The shop's atmosphere makes me feel like I'm visiting old friends, literally, such a hidden-gem. Stop in, you wont go anywhere else after working with Diamond Jim's.

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Output: meine bewertung bezieht sich ausschlielich auf die herrenmode-abteilungen. tzja, der karstadt. eigentlich bekommt man von der unterhose uber sportliches bis hin zum anzug alles bei karstadt. eigentlich ist es auch alles gut prasentiert und recht ubersichtlich angeboten. auch die auswahl passt was mich wirklich nachhaltig stort ist die tatsache, dass das dortige personal uberhaupt kein interesse am kunden hat. ich kaufe dort seit jahren immer wieder aus den oben genannten grunden ein und habe mir angewohnt, alle sachen selber zusammen zu suchen. wenn man allerdings in der umkleide steht und diese eine hose eine nummer groer benotigt, ist es aufwandig, sich erst wieder anzuziehen und dann die entsprechende hose zu suchen. wahrenddessen liegen die wertsachen in der kabine. wahrend dieses vorgangs habe ich immer wieder festgestellt, dass mehr aus ausreichend personal anwesend war, welches mich hatte beraten bzw. unterstutzen konnen. die herren zeichnen sich in erster linie dadurch aus, zusammen rumzustehen und sich mit launigen privatgeschichten zu unterhalten. wenn man sich nahert oder auch nur augenkontakt sucht, wird ausgewichen. falls man es denn wagen sollte, einen der herren anzusprechen, erntet man einen genervten blick, kombiniert mit gern genommenen aussagen nein, das gibts nicht in einer anderen groe oder auch da mussen sie den kollegen fragen, aber der ist grade nicht da. ganz ehrlich: ich mache mein ding gern allein und habe im prinzip kein problem damit, mich selbst zu beraten und mir die teile zusammenzusuchen, aber: warum gibt es dann abgesehen von den kassen uberhaupt personal? wie tragt sich ein solches geschaftsmodell? schleierhaft. wenn man wert auf beratung und service legt und nicht gerne allein ein outfit zusammensucht, dann sollte man die herrenmodeabteilung besser weitraumig umgehen.

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This location has always been helpful in the past. In the last few days I've dealt with several of their staff resulting in the one star rating. Uninformed hosts, (the people who check you in). I was lied to, by being informed that my phone was worth more as a buy back then it really was. Given the spring in this person's step, I guess he was getting some bonus for selling me a new phone and/or renewing my contract. Once I was making the purchase and renewing my contract (now dealing with someone else, a sales manager or floor manager) 1. I was told my old phone was worth less than what I was told by the host person. 2. I was told that I would not be able to use the money from my old phone toward the purchase of the new one. I was only able to use it for accessories that I didn't want. 3. I was lured into spending less on the phone by purchasing extra monthly costs like mobile hot spots. 4. I ended up spending $235, after being informed that I would be spending less. About $180. So I walk out with my new phone having spent more than I wanted and feeling like I asked enough questions, and was basically lied to in order to get bonuses from the sale of the phone and renew my contract. So after having my phone for a few days (iPhone 5) I don't like it. Over-hyped and under delivered on all fronts. So I return it, after I learn that I could have gotten a much better deal by just purchasing online. I was told that my old phone had been sent out and that I was only able to receive the buy back value. I was asked for my card in order to return the money back to my debit card. I leave thinking I could go online and order my new phone. 5. I was not told that it would take 5-7 days to return my money. They could have mentioned that. I returned the phone Monday morning. It is now Wednesday morning, and I do not have the money, or a phone. When I made the purchase the money came out of my bank account immediately, not in 5-7 days! Sprint, why are you holding on to my $235! Its not what the staff was telling me, its what they were not telling me. It is clear that the staff is motivated by bonuses and not helping the customer. I certainly hope that this store is not holding my money hostage just because of the bonuses they did not receive when I returned the phone or renew my contract.