You are given a review about a place. You need to provide a rating from "1 star" to "5 stars" for this place.

[Q]: Hurray for Heart Attack Grill! Fun! Fun! Fun! Free burger for anyone over 350lbs!

Just outside the restaurant is a gigantic scale. The hostess greeted us with hospital gowns and wrist bands. When we sat down, all I wanted to do was look around the room and talk about all the faux movie posters and news footage. I noticed that everyone was having a good time! A lot of people looking in from the outside and taking pictures.

The bartender was a "doctor" and the wait staff were "nurses". If you don't finish your burger, you get spanked with a paddle!

Menu is simple. Burger and fries. How many patties you want is the real question. A good tasting burger with some awesome fries! Coke is served in a bottle and the service was delightful!
[A]: 4 stars

[Q]: Anyone who knows me or has taken the time to read any of my reviews knows my love of a good sandwich. This place offers one of your best chances to get a really good italian beef sandwich here in Arizona period.

Yes the walls are covered in old newspaper clippings and yeah they do plaster the word Chicago all over the place but what stands out is the food. My sandwich was big and loaded with hot and well seasoned beef that was dripping from the magical meat juices they cook it in. To help round out my meal I ordered a small order of fries.

I would have to say that the lady who took my order seemed like she was tired and wanted to go home or just hated her job because she never smiled and just stared for the most part. She never offered assistance to me or my dining partner for this Midwest lunch run. Now I do not want to give this place a bum wrap or take away well deserved stars for the rudeness of a few employees, but when they are the ones who are in charge of not only greeting your customers, but also making sure they feel welcome is it not important that they do their job correctly?

I do not expect someone to offer a fake smile, and kiss up to me as a customer no I don't. But what I do expect is fair prices, good food, and a nice experience. If one of those elements is messing then chances are it will be a long time before I come back if at all. Bottom line this place has a nice selection of Vienna beef dogs, hamburgers, and sliders. The fries are good and crispy but as for the service, I recommend getting your food to go. Enough said!

Case closed
[A]: 3 stars

[Q]: Great food when your out and looking for something other than McDonald's , Burger King, Bojengos etc.....
[A]:
4 stars