Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer: Went to Zipps the other afternoon for some lunch, have eaten at this place before, and could not remember why it had been so long since I had eaten there again... Oh yea, this is where most of the white trash southern redneck big truck driving cheap ass hillbillies hang out at plus the food always gives me a stomach ache because it is covered in grease. Got the mushroom Swiss burger with fries...that were literally shimmering from the grease on them, and got the brownie skillet...for desert and could not believe this was 7 bucks was a total rip off of Organo's Baked Cookie. Our bill was over $33 bucks with only two Zipparita's a little high for bar food. This place got 2 stars for these reasons alone. 1. It's Cheap 2. The service was excellent it had a ton of waitress so there was never a wait. 3. $3.00 happy hour Zipparitas were good and were very strong. Also this place is not an atmosphere for kids...so white trash muffin toppers please leave your 4 year old at home, instead of letting him mingle between tables while you slurp up giant mugs of beer with your tattooed roller derby girlfriend and her toothless hillbilly inbred that can only grow facial hair on certain parts of his face boyfriend.

Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer: Worst night club experience EVER! Why? Because I didn't get in...and there was a fight outside! We were on the guest list and took a cab from across the strip to get here. I was dressed nice, but had on white sneakers (white/cement Jordan IIIs). For this reason alone, I was not let in. However, we noticed several other dudes wearing torn up canvas sneakers. The explanation we received when my wife asked was that they were not white (I guess khaki colored Vans are okay??). The doorman wasn't budging, so we went on our way. As we were about to leave, a fight broke out within a few feet of us. A guy punched security and then just stood there talking. He could have walked away at that point because security was so slow to respond. Then after a few minutes he started getting swarmed by waves of security guards. They hog tied him, and then some random dude came up and kicked the tied up dude in the face. Security did nothing to stop the kicker, and seemed incompetent in general. Even though I never made it inside, Tao just doesn't seem like my type of place. My advice is to steer clear of here!

Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer:
I'm probably in the minority here, but this place just didn't live up to the hype. Went here for Christmas brunch with the whole family. We ordered a bunch of stuff but I'll review their 2 most famous that I tasted: Chicken and Waffles and their Eggs Benedict, and my nephew also ordered the Hamburger that I took a bite. On presentation and portion size alone, HHAGG gets a 5+ stars. However, on taste it's just a 2 star. Sorry, maybe it's a case of expectations. When you have such great presentation, I expect the taste to explode in my mouth. It was more of a whimper. It's not bad, but it's not great and would have gotten a 3 star but I guess the hype actually hurts the place. And despite the generous portions, I didn't want more. Give me less, charge me less, and I probably would have given it a 3 star.