Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: I have to preface this with saying that I have a pretty extreme bias against Gilbert. Almost everything about this place and what it stands for annoys me. And, just so you know, Gilbert, everyone else in the Valley hates you. Yeah, even AJ. This little homogenized, car-centric Mayberry-ish strip crammed onto Gilbert Road is often where I lead tourists if they're, for whatever reason, not interested in leaving the Southeast Valley and have no interest in Downtown Chandler (which I think is a great area). But it may be easy to miss this strip, because there will be at least four of Gilbert's finest waiting for you to tick up to 26, and that, in itself, may distract you. But I had never actually stopped here. Finding the well-rated, independently-owned Joe's, open on a Sunday, was a good excuse to take the back way up from Tucson on my way to an airport pick-up and grab a brisket sandwich. The brisket sandwich itself comes at just $6.99 and includes one small (not a size, but a descriptor) side item. They also have homemade cornbread and a few homemade desserts on the menu. Impressive. It's cafeteria style, so you wait with your little tray, while people in front of you act like they've never worked a soda fountain before, and order at the counter. That's a good little scam, because people are much less likely to get a refill if there's a crowd blocking them. And, at $1.99, I would expect a couple of free refills. And that sort of set the tone for everything in that, aside from my sandwich, the other menu items seemed overpriced. The piece of cornbread that I ended up trying (I can't pass up homemade versions) ran me $2 and the deserts were like $3 for some pretty small servings. I also should point out something I saw in another review, which mentioned the "homemade" root beer and red cream soda: the root beer is homemade (probably outsourced locally, but close enough), but the red cream soda is Barq's. The sandwich was relatively small. Maybe three slices of brisket present on a hamburger bun, with just a little bit of sauce. And that was a good thing, because the sauce was far exceeded by the brisket, which itself was a little dry and oversmoked. The sauce tasted like a bottle of Kraft's BBQ sauce with ketchup added. Very little spice, way too tomatoey. At least, for my standards, but I know that everyone has their own opinions. The cornbread was a mistake. Dry, flavorless, and it probably would have made my mema turn in her grave. It was hot and served with a slop of butter stuffed into a SOLO cup, but I didn't end up opening it. Maybe I'm crazy, but I always eat the first piece of cornbread with no butter, just to get an idea of the flavor. The side was probably the best thing that I got out of the deal. The cheesy potatoes were a little overcooked (or had been sitting for too long), but they were a nice blend of cheese, cream and green chile (nice touch). Atmosphere reminded me a bit of some of the places I used to go to in Texas, with the high ceilings, big tables and outdoor patio (another nice touch). And, maybe because of that, something just seemed too deliberate about this place. If you like this place, feel free to continue coming here. But I'm going to keep searching for a decent BBQ place in this state.
Q: positive

A: lots of changes since my last stay. even more since my first 15 years ago. i remember like it was yesterday. fighting with my brother after he kicks my ass at virtua fighter. collecting those hooker cards and trying to win as many crappy stuffed animals as we could. but i digress...... checked in and was surprised by the updated rooms. nice flat screens, beds were super comfy and the shower was actually functioning. pool area completely remodeled as well. and best part rooms were only 35 bux. now this isnt my first or even second choice when i come to vegas but for that price come on........ calibur!!!!!!!!!!
Problem: What would be an example of an positive (OPTIONS:
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- positive) review?

Answer: The best supermarket in Surprise. They always have what I need and the people are always friendly. Newly added is four more express lanes, which means you can skip the long line of senior citizens/soccer moms and check yourself out. I'd skip on any wine or liquor purchases and hit that Total Wine or World Market.
Input: OPTIONS:
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Generate a negative review for a place
Output: Oh how I've been waiting to write a review on this place. I love Starbucks like the next person, but one thing that doesnt gel with me is when you have a huge event in town (Phoenix Comicon) and the local Starbucks (and most of their staff) is not willing to work with you. During the weekend of Phoenix Comicon i heard stories along with myself about the horrible service people encountered. I'll tell mine.. I go in there to get my coffee and strike up a friendly (or so I thought) conversation about Comicon. I ask "Are you guys ready for the massive business this weekend?" They reply with "Yes we are" and then I ask "Are you guys staying open longer?" they closed at 2PM every day... Pathetic. This guy (damn forgot his name) goes on to tell me.. "I tell ya what, if you want to open your own coffee stand outside, you can make all the money you want out there, but we're not staying open" What a douche I thought.. and the guy in the background was nodding in agreement. That was the last coffee I bought from them. I also heard that one of the celebrities was in line outside to get a coffee and then went to cut the line because they were closing. When one of the reps spoke up and asked nicely about who they were getting coffee for, the Starbucks guy replies with "I dont care who it is, we're closing." A buddy of mine happened to be in line inside the store and heard this.. he runs outside, takes the money from the rep and gets the guy a coffee. Very cool of him. I just cant believe that Starbucks would hire these jerks in the morning to act like this. I recommend that if there's another Starbucks around, to go there before this place. Then again.. they probably wouldn't care because they hate being open anyways.
input: Write a positive yelp review (OPTIONS:
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output: Cobb salad is my favorite! They are always busy thats how good their food is. What is way cool is going through their website order and pay and the pickup is quick.
Q: positive

A:
Phenomenal BBQ at a fair price. The only downside is the incredibly long lines all evening. All of their meats are amazing, as are their sides. I haven't tried the specialty items that appear on different days of the week, but it's only because the BBQ staples are so good. Check it out!