Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: This is the worst overpriced Chinese ever. Authentic, overlooked, tough, extra fatty, cheap cuts of meat and not very good service. Place was empty and they couldn't have rushed me more. Offered me rice, then charged me $4.35 for it!!! Huh??? I would highly recommend going hungry over trying to eat this terrible overpriced food.
Q: negative

A: I'd give it a one star, however, I think the concept is a cool idea. BUT...it could've been done better. The "re-grand opening" was a total loss...it was packed...however their system failed them and they were VERY slow at getting drinks out! If you wanted a beer, then great! but a mixed drink...forget that! My friend had to wait almost an HOUR for her drink! Plus, when they gave her the drink, they just walked away...it's like they were giving them out for free! Sheesh. We were not happy...plus there was barley any room to move about....ehh oh well..not going back....
Problem: What would be an example of an positive (OPTIONS:
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Answer: The Lap Swim Connection Short lanes M-Sat Long Lanes T/Th till 10:30 Over zealous Tri Athletes make long lanes hard For the fitness swimmers to enjoy- they yell, blow Whistles and cause a lot of wake. Best to wait for tri's to clear pool or get there before They do to get in a long nice stretched relaxed swim. Pros: 365 outdoor swimming, alert non texting staff, you are ignored Unless you make direct contact. Most are engaging nice kids. Have never experienced pool shut down due to chemical imbalance Seek off peak hours to swim: M-F 5:00 -2:30 pm is pretty good 6:00 pm - closing is usually primo. Upstairs has a suit spinneret but this locker shower room is poorly organized... Mothers drag in small boys and give you dirty looks if you shower naked . Seriously water drainage in downstairs showers is poor. Activity pool noise and crowds in summer attending activity pool are best avoided. Hopefully the new water park in town will start getting most of the local traffic. Kids from activity pool crash lap swim lanes in summer- lifeguards don't enforce the rules. Indoor pool is a chlorine kid screaming screech dome- avoid Unless this appeals to you, you're deaf or have Aqua iPod to drown out the racket. It's warm water in the indoor pool which is great for small kids, elderly - if you seriously swim it's just too warm. Overall, the outdoor pool needs floor work, stains and drains cleaned of gum. After school Swim teams are full of great kids but the coaches strut and yell. I always meet the nicest people. Swiping there!
Input: OPTIONS:
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Output: We went for sushi last night to Oishii Sushi. We had read some of the reviews about Oishii Sushi, saw that they were good, and decided to buy a Groupon for it. The restaurant itself was quite lovely with its side open to let in a calming breeze. It is also in a good location with plenty of people walking outside and with it being near to Mount Royal. We found that the sushi was OK, but we must confess to being a little disappointed given the other positive reviews (some of the other reviews say "in a city not known for good sushi", but we must uphold all sushi restaurants to the same universal standard regardless of whether they're in Japan or Nunavut). My main issue with the sushi is that a few pieces fell apart when we picked them up with the chopsticks, indicating that the sticky rice was perhaps not as sticky as it should have been. Also, I'm a bit used to some sushi pieces having a hint of wasabi inside for an extra little "zing", but no such zing was to be found inside these pieces. Some of them tasted a little plain, perhaps not being as fresh as we would have hoped for. One of the shrimp tempura pieces was somewhat strangely not fully connected. Finally, the prices were not as good as we would have hoped for given that the sushi didn't measure up to our universal standard. In summary, we will be looking for other sushi restaurants in Montreal, but we might find ourselves back at Oishii Sushi if we do not find better ones.
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output: Items ordered: "Snickers" Iced Coffee Lollies - Red Velvet, Nutella & Almonds Kisses - Sliced strawberries, chocolate drizzle and whipped cream, served Belgian style Viva Las Elvis - Bananas, peanut butter, chopped bacon and honey Honey I'm Home - Vegan Churronimo waffle tossed in cinnamon and sugar topped with vanilla ice cream and honey Tucked away in a small strip mall off Maryland Parkway and dotted with cute decor plus paintings from local artists it was alongside two friends that I sat down for a midday snack at Tiabi Coffee & Waffles and as much as I really wanted to like the kitschy little spot and their menu of made-to-order takes on the European classic our experience could best be described as mixed, an effect of dogmatic rules regarding the use of discounts and coupons alongside batters that proved utterly unremarkable, the toppings alone serving to save the day in the case of standard and $1-upcharged "Belgian" options, both. Apparently named as an acronym of the underlying motto "to inspire and be inspired" with free WiFi and an innovative drink list including a rich caramel and cocoa infused iced coffee for myself plus a heavily praised honey cream iced latte for my friend it was after only a few moments of indecision that our order was placed and chatting while we waited the tasting soon began with a duo of $2.50 "lollies," the single strips of spongy dough pressed between hot metal proving paltry in portion and largely flavorless save for the sweet finishing drizzle that unfortunately warned of things to come. Entirely eschewing savories in favor of items far more sweet it was after perhaps a twenty minute wait that our proper order arrived and beginning first with a doughy Belgian topped with fresh berries beneath artificial tasting chocolate I quickly turned my attention to the alternatives, the Elvis faring a bit better by balancing sweet and savory over a slightly more study base while the "Honey I'm Home" proved the best of bunch in its sugar-crisp coating overlying a somewhat dense crumb - its "veganism" thoroughly compromised by honey and ice cream but the result all the better for it.
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Avoid the inside for business transactions. The teller has a separate window and line but they seem to take everyone at that window. I always wait. It is very frustrating at this branch. They used to staple my receipts and thats over. Probably cutting costs. The drive thru is better. Still no staples. People notice the little things.