Input: OPTIONS:
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An example of an negative review: I've been here only twice. Today would've brought the experience down to a 1 star, but the previous one being a 3 - I settled on a 2. This place is huge and dripping with atmosphere. It's sprawling in fact and the patio wraps around a duck and swan pond... can be fun, but can also be annoying. Depends on how you feel about birds. Maybe it's romantic. Maybe it's disgusting. Personally, I find it to be a little bit of both. The food is average. The salsa is very tasty, but not spicy enough. Today they were having a buffet style thing for the mad rush of mother's day. The place was empty though. There were a lot of wait staff - about one per table... on a buffet night even. With all these servers, we found it nearly impossible to get service. We opted out of the buffet since it didn't seem cost effective (or appetizing, but we had driven so far we thought we should make the most of it), and sat at the bar forever waiting for one of the 5 servers to stop watching Castaway on TBS long enough to ask us what we wanted. The margaritas were weak and not very cheap. The waiter was rude, but he brought us a refill during a commercial. I think it's simply too far to be worth it. If the food was above average and the service was good, this would be a fun time. The whole area is a very touristy spot. I'd suggest it as a place to take your parents when they come visit you.

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An example of an negative review: Burger was bland and expensive. I got the Hell's Kitchen burger, which is really just a burger with tomatoes and avocado. I really was hoping for something special here but it did not impress at all. Everyone in my group thought the same, just bland. +1 for the onion rings, they were good.

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An example of an positive review: Finally made my way to the hash house and was just hungover enough to wait the amazingly long time! (this way my second visit and the first was to long for the level of hangover I was experiencing) after catching up on my las Vegas dish with a weekly. The group of five of us was sat... Loved the concept of the menu. Service was a tad slow but we were there in the midst of Sunday brunch. Found myself wavering between multiple items to finally deside on the "Man vs food" favorite involving fried chicken, scrambled eggs, spinach, cheese, mashed potatos, biskets and chipoltle cream sauces... Yes, all on one plate! After enjoying what I thought would be an exotic tangerine juice (tastes just like orange) the train of food began to arrive.. After a look at a pancake the size of a spare tire I realized I might be in over my head... My brunch that would have fed myself along with a small country was laid in front of me large knife handle poking out like it was challenging me. The dish was not easy to eat but very tasty after finishing a tenth of the plate my belly was completely full! I would definately go back to this establishment. Maybe for a burger that can feed a family of 4....

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An example of an negative review: The owner responded to this very quickly which is nice and shows he cares. He let me know he is not Greek but it just doesn't change my opinion of the food. Just wanted to let everyone know he did respond asking what he could do to make my experience better.