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Output: The meal was not fresh. We ordered the Cowboy Stuff and most of the meal seemed to have been cooking all day. The bbq chicken was dry and tough to eat. The ribs were also dry. Both of the kabobs were much better than the rest of the meal. Even the garnish and cru de te was old. The lettuce garnish was dried out crispy, the radishes were soft and mealy, and the celery was soft and bendable. I would not recommend this dish at the end of the day.

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Output: Let's get one thing straight: I am not rating this restaurant on the same scale that I would rate established Madison Sushi restaurants such as RED or Muramoto. My husband was working and I wanted to spare the embarrassment of going to a restaurant by myself on a Saturday night. Sushi Express had sent me a pamphlet and I was feeling adventurous (but clearly not adventurous enough to leave my house). After reading previous Yelp reviews, I hesitatingly decided to order some delivery and I am glad I did. I got the "Any Two Roll" special with a tuna roll and a Philadelphia roll. I also got an additional dynamite roll. Delivery was faster than other reviews made it out to be (which is surprising considering it was dinner time on a Saturday during student move-in weekend). The sushi was pretty much what you would expect. Not excellent. Not bad. The rolls were kind of small, but I felt satisfied and could even leave some pieces in the fridge for my husband to eat later. Basically, if you want GOOD sushi, get your butt to a sit-down restaurant. If you have a craving and don't want to put on a bra or something other than sweatpants, you really won't be disappointed. ...I seriously hope this review doesn't make me seem like I've given up on life.

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Output: As a 21 year old visiting Montreal with friends, this was my first time booking a hotel on my own. I agonized forever about an inexpensive place to stay for three nights and I am very glad I chose Abri du Voyageur. Rooms and Amenities: Budget rooms were fairly spacious, old but quite clean and artsy. There is free wifi, although like with many hotels it could be somewhat slow. Each floor has two shared single-occupancy bathrooms with a toilet, sink, and shower. Surprisingly they were always clean and I almost never had to wait to use them. The lobby contains an ATM, coffee/espresso machine (cheap, but not free), and a computer. There is an also a breakfast room, although I personally never tried it since I never woke up early enough (hey, I'm a college student). My friend went there one morning and paid $8.00 for a basic meal, which she said was decent enough. Staff: Amazingly courteous and accommodating. I initially booked two non-refundable rooms for six people, but later found out that we would only have five. However, they kindly agreed to refund the cost of the extra person, which saved the group $50. Every request I made was fulfilled, and we also really enjoyed the places where one staff member suggested we go to eat. The cleaning people were above and beyond...even arranging our messy clothes and organizing our strewn about belongings. Location: Very central to many of the bars, clubs, and restaurants located on or near St Catherines, St Laurent, and St Denis. Old Montreal is a stone's throw away and Chinatown is extremely close as well. We only bothered to get a cab twice, and this was in freezing January. I would recommend parking at the Grande Bibliotheque, which is only about a ten minute walk away. It is indoors and only $12 for 24 hrs or $9 for 24 hrs on the weekends, and you can pay for all days in advance. Other: Overall I would highly recommend to students or anyone traveling on a budget. Like others have said, there is no elevator, so people with physical disabilities should probably stay elsewhere.

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First, you need a reservation or you will wait a minimum of an hour for a table for 2. Pretty sure bigger parties would have more trouble. We made reservations and still waited 30 minutes to get a table and the hostess was a total snot. Once we got seated, it was only ok. Our server was great but the food was only so-so. Not worth the headache, stress, or money. My suggestion? Spend your time and money elsewhere. We WILL NOT be back.