Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer: I am in love...this place rocks... I have been there twice in the last three days, and so far tried the Mojo classic chocolate and the pomegranate and both were delicious.... So delicious that both times I got brain freeze from indulging them so fast...you think I would have remembered after the first time..but this stuff is so good you throw caution to the wind and jump right in. Whats really great about this place is that it is self serve. You have several different options you basically walk in and on the back is a shelve of tester cups, so you can sample the different types before you make a decision. That is so choice!!!! So after you sample you can choose either a small or large bowl along with a cup to have a smoothie made...you make you selection and then you continue down to the buffet of extras, butter finger crumbs, pecan pieces, fresh black berries and razz berries, m&m's, and pretty much anything you can think of. When your all done, you set your cup or smoothie on a scale and pay by the pound not what you get which is a great concept. The staff is always friendly and helpful Love this place. Only drawbacks, it is always pretty busy all the time, there is not a lot of room and is kind of small, and the staff may be nice but they are kind of slow.

Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer: The prices are way too high for what you get. The Bruco & Shrimp entree costs $26, yet the dish wasn't anything special. The pasta was soft and the sauce was bland, although the shrimp were definitely plump. We also ordered the Duck Breast, which was better, but the proportions were odd. The bed of mashed potatoes that the duck was laid on was disproportionately huge, which might be great for people who want volume but not so much for people expecting a balanced dish. The space and ambiance is charming, save for some questionable artwork. Our waiter was a bit strange, although I won't hold it against the restaurant because he might have been new. In addition to flubbing our order a bit, he asked us if we wanted cheese once the pasta dish came out, grated maybe 1/4 teaspoon of cheese (no exaggeration), and declared "that's good" and left. Again, the food is ok and there wasn't anything overtly negative about our experience, but the price/value proposition means I really can't recommend this place.

Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer:
Truffle Parmesan Fries: YUM! Loving the truffle mayo for the fries. Farm Burger: The runny egg really topped off the burger. Duck bacon...WHAT? Crazy but so good! Hell's Kitchen burger: It was okay nothing special but I do like how I ordered a medium rare patty and that is exactly what I got! Nothing overcooked, perfectly pink on the inside. 1 star off for the wait (1 hour!). Also, my party of 10 got split up into two tables that weren't even next to each other but instead on opposite sides of the restaurant. This is something Gordon Ramsay would not be happy about.