Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A: I haven't been in JCPenny in years, and now I remember why. The one pleasant surprise about this location is that they have a Sephora inside of it! That was very unexpected. The rest of the store... not so great. I don't know if they were short-staffed or what, but no one was around to assist, and the selections were pretty limited. I was looking for some items for work, and I could not find many things in sizes smaller than a 10-12, despite all of my hunting. I'm not sure if that was because everything in smaller sizes was sold out, or if they don't order them, but there wasn't anyone around to ask, regardless. I don't think I'll be returning anytime soon. Perhaps in another few years, things will have improved- I can only hope!

Problem: Write a positive yelp review.
A: Hands down this is the best burger in town and at a great price! The best part is that my teenager (who is basically a walking stomach) gets full before he even finishes his meal!! While it isn't the most upscale place you can go to (you bus your own table as the majority of staff is paid to cook the food), it is by far worth the extra effort of bussing your own table and the price is just right. For about the same amount as you can pick up those flimsy, tasteless burgers at a fast food drive-thru you can get a nice, fresh, juicy burger and fries that will actually fill you up and leave you satisfied.

Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A:
Warning Danger DO NOT ENTER! Gross! This place is nasty! If I could give it less than a star yea I would have. While out running errands over the weekend I decided to be adventurous, & try a new place I had never tried. So I find myself driving down Indian School rd and see the Chinese buffet sign. I thought great because I was not sure what I wanted and with a buffet there are so many choices right? WRONG! The choices were not many and the food was not good. The rice tasted like dirt. I had some mushrooms that were good. Everything was labeled wrong. They had fried chicken wings the size of my pinky. If these came off a chicken it must have been a chick. The egg foo young looked like scrambled eggs with mushrooms. This place is gross. We took one bite of everything on our plates and when nothing tasted good we left! We told them your buffet is garbage and we left. BTW we did not pay for it either.