Write an article based on this "Choose your type of saline. Wash your hands with soap and water. Position your baby. Deliver the saline solution. Keep your baby horizontal for 5 minutes. Wipe away mucus. Repeat if necessary. Clean the tip of the saline dropper or spray. Limit use of saline to 4 times a day."
article: Nasal saline drops and sprays have both been shown to be effective in clearing mucus, reducing congestion, and improving breathing. The choice between drops or spray comes down to which your child tolerates better. The type of saline mixture that works best, on the other hand, depends on the nature of your baby's stuffy nose: Isotonic solutions have the same salt concentration as human blood and cells. They are better for children suffering from colds or allergies. You can purchase them, or to make your own, combine 1 cup of warm water with a teaspoon of salt and a pinch of baking soda. Hypertonic solutions have a higher concentration of salt than the average human blood and cells. They are better for children with chronic congestion. You can purchase them, or to make your own, combine 1 cup of warm water with 1.25 teaspoons of salt and teaspoon of baking soda. Hypotonic solutions have a lower concentration of salt than human blood and cells. They usually aren't effective at reducing nasal symptoms. You will be touching both the saline and your child's nose, and you don't want to introduce any new germs. Wash your hands with soap and water for about 20 seconds, or the time it takes to sing "Happy Birthday" twice. If you can't wash your hands, use an alcohol-based hand sanitizer with at least 60% alcohol. Hand-washing is always preferable, though. You can cradle your baby in your arm or place him or her on a flat surface. You will need to keep your child in this position for 5 minutes after delivering the drops, so make sure you're both comfortable. Hold your baby's head back gently but firmly, as you may get some resistance. Place the tip of the dropper or spray just into your baby's nostril, without actually touching the nose. If you are using a spray, spray once or twice into each nostril; if you are using drops, insert 3 drops into each nostril. This allows the drops to flow into the nasal passage. If your baby starts to cough, help him or her to sit up. After you use the spray or drops, your baby may sneeze, releasing mucus. Sometimes, instead, the mucus simply runs out on its own. Either way, wipe it away with a soft cloth. If nothing happens, repeat the process. The second application should produce some response and possible relief. Be sure to rinse the tip with warm tap water to remove any germs. Using saline too much can irritate your child's nasal passages.

Write an article based on this "Set the stage for your fake fainting spell. Complain about having symptoms of fainting. Get in position where you'll faint. Pretend to faint. Pretend to be unconscious for a few seconds. Open your eyes and take a deep breath. Sit up slowly and after a moment, stand, or get someone to pull you to your feet. Make a semi-haste exit."
article: Now that you're prepared to make a fake faint look real, you can now make it happen. Once you're where you want your fake fainting spell to happen, make sure the conditions are right for it to occur the way you want it to. Are enough or the right people present? Is the event you're trying to avoid still happening? Is the hallway too crowded? Once you know things seem right, move to the general area where you want your fake fainting spell to occur. A real fainting spell happens fairly quickly from the onset of symptoms. Make sure there aren't dangerous objects nearby that could cause serious injury if you happen to hit them when falling. And make sure you won't hit anyone. When you're ready, begin exhibiting symptoms of fainting. This should only occur for a few minutes in total. If you plan to use not as your excuse not eating breakfast, mention that you're very hungry. If the room is crowded or stuffy, you could start complaining about feeling hot. If you're walking, start slowing down, hold your head a little, and say you feel dizzy. You can blink or squint your eyes. Complain of nausea. Pretend to suddenly lose energy, and say you feel weak. Keep up this last symptom for 1-2 minutes. While exhibiting your symptoms, and without drawing attention to your movements, move into the spot where it seems safest to fall. If you plan on fainting while sitting, pretend you're too weak to stand and take a seat. You can say that you feel kind of weird and that you think you need a glass of water or some fresh air. Maybe ask someone to open a window. If you are windowless or have no water around, just say you think you need to sit down, or go out for fresh air. Sit for a bit and get up slowly. Then stumble a bit and fall forward. Before you do that say something such as "I just...." Make sure you don't finish your sentence, unless it's short. Make sure you fall safely. You don't want to hit your head and hurt yourself. If you are standing, buckle your knees and let them hit the ground before you attempt to drop your torso. Make sure you go fast enough without making it look as if a 5000 volt surge of lightning has rushed though you, or it will seem fake. If you are sitting, relax and imagine you actually are fainting. Let yourself fall off the chair, as it is unlikely you would stay on there if you actually did faint. Try to land on the back side of your thigh, not your hip or tailbone. Then quickly drop your torso. Just close your eyes and let all your muscles completely weaken; just relax. Act as if you have no bones and fall to the floor in a crumpled heap. This will seem real. Lie on the ground. Make sure you aren't stiff, and if someone attempts to lift an arm and shake it, let it completely relax and when they drop it, just let it fall. This is a common 'fake spotter' test. Unconscious people don't have control over their limbs. Someone should come over to see if you are okay, causing a diversion for whatever occasion. Don't stay down there too long, or someone might call the Emergency Services. Unless you want that to happen, make sure you don't stay out for more than 20 seconds. People who have fainted will often awaken having not remembered that they fainted. Say all you can remember is feeling hot and that it looked as though someone dimmed the lights in the room. After a moment, you can attempt to stand and sort of waver a bit again, so people think you might faint again and will all rush to your aid. At this moment, if people are asking you questions, you can begin to explain your fake faint away as harmless. Rest for about ten minutes or so to pretend to recover from your fake fainting spell. When you're ready, excuse yourself to either go home to rest or to set an appointment to visit your doctor. Someone may offer to take you somewhere, you can either accept their generosity or explain that you can get safely to your destination on your own.

Write an article based on this "Re-read and trim any unneeded content. Maintain a formal voice. Ensure you're using proper formatting. Proofread for spelling and grammar before submitting."
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As frequently noted above, EOIs should be lean, succinct documents. To get your EOI as streamlined as possible, you'll need to be a merciless editor. When you've finished your first draft, take the opportunity to read it over at least one more time, looking for any unneeded content. Whenever you see a sentence that goes on longer than needed to get its point across, shorten it. Whenever you see a complicated word that could easily be replaced with a shorter one, do so. Your EOI is a functional document, not a chance to exhibit your writing ability, so keep it simple. If you have time, take a quick break between when you complete your EOI and when you start proofreading. Most writer's resources will recommend this because it gives you a healthy degree of "distance" from what you've just written, making it much easier to see mistakes. EOIs should always be written with the sort of formal, dignified voice that normal business writing demands. Avoid using slang, colloquialisms, or humor. Keep in mind that the people reading your EOI have never met you before, so they won't have any reason to assume that you're including these things with good intentions rather than out of disrespect. A good general rule recommended by many writer's resources is to write as if you're giving an important speech, rather than talking to a friend of family member. As an obvious example, if you're talking our work history, the sentence "From 2002 to 2006, I worked as a freelance consultant for several personal contacts" sounds much more dignified than "From 2002 to 2006, I did a little freelance work for a couple of guys I know", even though it has almost the same meaning. When you've finished the content of your letter, take a moment to ensure that it's formatted in a way that shows respect for formal business writing conventions and makes it as easy as possible to read. Typically, this will be very similar to that for a cover letter or similar document. Below are just a few formatting issues that are common sources of confusion: Headings: In the top left corner of the letter, provide your name, address, phone number, and email address (each on a separate line. Leave a space between your heading and salutation. Spacing: Keep the text in the paragraphs single-spaced. Leave a space between each new paragraph. Indents: Either indent the first sentence of each paragraph or leave them aligned with the left side of the page. Many sources recommend against indenting if you skip lines between paragraphs. Closings: Leave three spaces between your closing (e.g., "Sincerely,") and your name. When you think your EOI is ready to send, be sure to give it one final once-over to look for any minor errors that may have slipped your notice. Keep an eye out for misspellings, inappropriate word use, grammar errors, and unnecessary content Below are just a few general tips for proofreading: Work from a printed page, not a computer screen. Seeing your work in a different format lets you view how it appears on the page and can help cure a case of "glazed-over eyes" from looking at a computer screen for hours. Read out loud. Hearing your text with your ears in addition to seeing it with your eyes gives you an extra way to detect any errors. This is especially good for spotting run-on sentences that might otherwise escape you. Get a friend to help. Someone who's never seen the text before may be able to see errors that you can't. Often, spending a long time writing a document can make you "blind" to errors in it that you've gotten used to seeing.