Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: HORRIBLE! TERRIBLE! DON'T EAT HERE!!! EVERRRRRRRRR! Despite the bad reviews here on Yelp, we tried this place out at the suggestion of a friend. My mom and I decided to take my dad here for father's day...terrible idea...especially since I actually love my Dad...making anyone eat here is PUNISHMENT! Though we intended to come for dinner, we never made it past appetizers. The waiter started by bringing out the house bread - which was actually a doughy slighted underdone mound covered in dried rosemary and thyme. I don't like either of those herbs so I didn't even try it - but I can tell from my parent's reaction that it was bad. We should've stopped there, (actually we should have stopped we first walked into the abnormally large restaurant and noticed we were practically the only ones there) but we proceeded to order an appetizer of chicken empanadas which we were told by our waiter were so delicious they were brought back for Father's Day. Question: if they were so damn good, then why were they discontinued in the first place? Anyway, the empanadas came super hard and over cooked. I literally banged one on the table and IT DIDN'T CRACK!!! We cut one down the middle to do some investigating and found that these supposedly delicious appetizers were actually a medley of pressed chicken, that's right PRESSED CHICKEN, and brown goo. Even McDonald's serves real chicken nowadays! (I think) My Dad was brave enough to try one and immediately spit it out...and with that we left a $20 bill (enough to cover the bill) and jetted. My poor Dad's appetite was ruined but I made it up to him by grilling him a nice steak later that day. Moral of the story....SAVE YOUR MONEY SAVE YOUR TIME AND DON'T GO! This place should seriously be on kitchen nightmares. It needs a Gordon Ramsey intervention asap!
Q: negative

A: Decent coffee for a decent price, somewhat a chill vibe but most of the time it's hectic and a little 'meh'. Biggest downfall is the WiFi... How can you be a coffee shop and have horrible internet that doesn't even give you 0.30mbps down?!?! Don't plan on bringing your electronics and just hang out with your pals!
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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- positive) review?

Answer: As others have stated, this is a clean, comfortable, modern hotel. It was a bit hard to find - I had to call the front desk and have them guide me over the phone to the valet parking area in front of a restaurant - I was not aware that the hotel's first floor is five levels up. I arrived around 10:00 pm or so on a Wedneday evening and had the valet park my car. I took the elevator up and checked in. The young lady at the check in desk was very nice - she promised me a nice quiet room on the 11th floor. Famous last words. The room was clean and comfortable. I set up my MacBook Pro on the desk, jacked into ethernet, checked my e-mail and got a little work done. The room had a flat panel HD TV, dedicated HVAC unit, mini-fridge (located oddly in the bathroom area), two phones, a clock, etc. The HD TV did not appear to come with very many HD channels as far as I could tell - mostly standard def channels. I tried to fall asleep around midnight. I kept hearing loud music, laughter, yelling, and more. Finally, in desperation, at 1:15 am, I called the front desk and inquired as to what the hell was going on. I was informed that the night club next door closed at 2:00 am. I was offered ear plugs and I believe, a white noise machine. I have my own white noise app on my iPad, I fired that up, but it was not enough to drown out the racket. I was so aggravated, that when the music stopped (at 2:15 am) and then another 15-20 minutes afterward of drunken yelling outside - that I could not get to sleep until about 4:00 am. The next morning as I was checking out, the lady at the front desk asked me how my stay was. I was also buying a few bottles of water at that moment to take with me. I explained about the noise and that it was unacceptable, and that I would in all likelihood never stay at their hotel again. She apologized and comped the three bottles of water and one bottle of soda I was going to buy. If you want an opportunity to sleep at night - this IS NOT the hotel for you. Overall, a clean, comfortable hotel and nice staff - but if you care about restful sleep - go elsewhere.
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Generate a positive review for a place
Output: The rooms were a bit dated but they had great views of the strip and the buffet was awesome. huge poker room and great location near everything on the strip. lazy river swimming pool is the best on the strip.
input: Write a negative yelp review (OPTIONS:
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output: I didn't really enjoy this place as much as I though I would menu was a bit bleh..or maybe it.just wasn't my day.
Problem: What would be an example of an positive (OPTIONS:
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Answer:
My husband got us a "package deal" for a date night. It came with a photo w/ frame of us, 12 roses, and a private booth. It was the first time either of us had been there and I loved it. The food was good. The drinks were great. And the experience was awesome. It was a bit pricey but for everything we got it was worth it.