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An example of an negative review: My experience with Richard was great. He deserves five stars. However, I put on a t-shirt and when I pulled it down, it tore. The set up to return is ridiculous! !! If the manager isn't in; they CANNOT help you. I spent $50 on the shirt and another $10.00 to come back to return it. ($10 was for valet; there is no parking) And guess what? The manager was not in. The next day i called to ask if the manager would help me with an exchange and I was given bogus "reasons" why they couldn't exchange the T-shirt. I spent over $700 in that store and this is my reward: a torn brand new t-shirt! I don't even want to wear anything with 'James Perse' on it. The experience left a bad taste in my mouth. Sad really.

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An example of an negative review: It really sucks to have to write this review, but I feel that I have to let other people know about the experience I went through. I stayed at Excalibur about three weeks ago for my 25th, I used to stay at Excalibur all the time as a kid. However, the next morning I woke up with welts ( and what clearly appeared to be bites). I gave it two or three days, and because I am a full time student and work full time I did not have time to see a doctor. After comparing pictures of my arm to google images, I realized I was bitten. I saw a doctor, pharmacist,and nurse, all of whom said I was clearly bitten by something. I called Excalibur and was told someone would contact me regarding the incident. I waited about 7 days, and no one called. When i called back, the initial operator had not taken down my information (basically they never had record). Finally someone took down my information and took my statement. I suggested that I send them pictures, as I was documenting my arm and chest the entire time, and he refused, claiming they do not accept pictures. I was told someone would contact me within 2 days, never happened. I called back a couple days after my statement and left a message. no reply. I called again and was told I would be called within 5 days, since someone was going to inspect the room and let me know what they found. That never happened either. I left a message, no reply. I finally was able to get ahold of someone today, and I honestly wish I hadnt. She informed me that they were going to do absolutely nothing about my claim,s ince they found no bugs in the bed. Take into consideration, its been about 3 weeks since I was there, and I am not claiming it was bed bugs, I just know it was some type of insect. I asked for a copy of the report from the inspection agency and was told I could not see it. I asked for the name, and I could not have it. I basically could get NO proof that an inspection ever took place. I am extremely disappointed in the Excalibur and the lack of compassion for a guest who paid $220 a night to stay in a contemporary room (which by the way is on sale on their website right now). I will NEVER stay at the Excalibur again.

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An example of an positive review: First off, to be frank, I am really, really happy that another legitimate vegetarian offering has settled near the ASU campus. The fact that they are partnered with a local farm is even better: the food tastes really fresh. The staff is very nice and the place is clean. It looks like some people here are not about the salad bar, and admittedly I've only gotten hummus and babaganoush from the salad bar, but both of these were terrific. The cauliflower and potato pita wrap or rice bowl is my favorite dish so far, but any one of their falafel types is a close second. Hooray for their skinny, spice-dusted fries. Their special, which changes every few days or so, has also never been disappointing. The price is fair. Now for the cons: the kitchen can be a tad slow sometimes, and their Tofu is basically prepared the same way in every dish I have ordered which contains it. I know one of the place's purposes is not to rely on fake meats for great fare, but tofu is still a respectable ingredient that deserves to be prepared in many varieties! **update 8/5/2011 I've noticed a little more variety in the tofu offerings, and I have yet to be disappointed by one of the specials (changed about once a week or so). 4.5 stars.

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An example of an negative review: I had my VW serviced here because it was close to my house and was having a check engine light diagnosed. Day 1 I was told a vacuum leak. Day 2 it was now a computer problem in the obd II. Day 5 I called and now it was the mass air flow. I shelled out the $900 and to it home. 50 miles later the check engine light is on again. 2 days later now it is a vacuum leak again. I wonder why it was fixed the first time. Another 400$ later and I got my car back. 125 miles later the light pops on again. I had enough. I end up taking it to the dealer only to find out they used a wrong PCV and MAF was tuned wrong. Stay away from this place. Your better off going on the Internet and try to fix the problems yourself, you can't do any worse than them.