Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

The wave knocks him off his board into the water. He
arrives at home: a well - stocked kitchen.

He hops back down from the railing. The hotel room
shows the ladies locked.

Someone plops food onto her forehead with a fork. Later, someone
pours sugar, butter, flour, baskets, and back.