Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer: What a cool place! It's a winning combo of college dive/local institution and Guy Fieri hangout. The selection of breakfast and some lunch items is vast. Want pancakes? 42 different means of eating it. I haven't seen a Dutch Baby on a menu in ages! It's what would happen if your souffle fell on hard times into a pancake and was working it's way towards turning tricks as a bread pudding. Dense, moist *pan cake* with a fried dough-ish edge. It'll feed a family of four and here it's under $8. I can't have much sugar and was given a cute little pitcher of hot sugar free chemical juice o drizzle on it - perfect. All syrups should be served warm and they are here, bonus! My son had the crepe Florentine (yes, he's weird) and a hot chocolate and both were delicious. My husband's corned beef was an interesting mix of fresh corn beef with a spicy kick and firm potatoes - a winner. The pancakes that accompany practically everything but a pancake order are think and fluffy and perfect. Best I've had outside of Dottie's in SF. We were originally sent there for the coffee and their unique habit of giving you actual heavy cream with it. We didn't order coffee. Idiots, I know. The staff is unique: a preppy college kid with Death Metal tattoo he surely regrets on his bicep, a large African American man that is confrontational more than welcoming but in a good "I know everything and there's nothing I can't handle" way who actually breaks into a smile that changes his whole demeanor. The total was a bit over $30 for the 3 of us and we each had probably half our meal left over. It was crowded, loud and definitely worth a visit.

Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer: Ok I must first say that we went here because my son in law raved about it. I wish i would of checked yelp first. (note to self, check yelp first!) We had a group of 10, they sat us and brought out the drinks and appetizer quickly. But that's the only positive thing I can say. The waiter was odd or something!?! He jumped around the table and took all the guys orders first then went back around and got the girls. They took their time with the order which would of been fine if they had made everything correctly but two of the plates were made wrong, so my daughter decided to share with my son in law instead of waiting of a remake and the other just eat it as it was made. The waiter gave my plate to someone else in the party and by time i received a plate and the mistake was noticed half my rice and beans were gone, and the waiter was like well they said it was their plate!! besides everything, the food was way below average. And the two that shared a plate were both up with their heads in the toilet most of the night. And since we had a large group the useless waiter got a $43.00 tip automatically included in the bill. There are so many choices on the strip. Stay clear of this place unless u just go for the happy hour drinks. But in Vegas everybody's got happy hour...so just stay clear.

Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer:
The pizza here is definitely good. It's a little pricey but worth a try. I do enjoy brick oven pizza and the atnosphere is pretty neat (dare I say "romantic"?) I may return sometime with the wife.