Problem: Write a positive (OPTIONS:
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A: Wonderful service. I requested a quote and an appointment to get the windows on my truck tinted and the next day Eclipse was in my garage. I could not have asked for a faster or more convenient service. The tint looks amazing you will not regret working with Eclipse Window Tinting.
Q: negative

A: There is no denying how amazing their bagels are...just wish I could the same for the staff. We arrived and picked up a dozen bagels and cream cheese. The cashier was plenty nice but as we tried to sit down to look at our bag full o bagels an employee glared at us and said, "You take bagels to go, so go!" Coming from Vancouver I wasn't surprised he wouldn't let us stay but this is very unlikely for Montreal. Maybe he was having a bad day but I was definitely taken a back. Nevertheless, we grabbed a seat on a bench and ripped into our fresh sesame seed bagels like they were going out style. Yum, yum, yum!
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer: Bedbugs, urinated carpet smell, shady looking people, and probably drug dealers and prostitutes. If this is what you like you've come to the right place. Enjoy!
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Output: Gluten free and whatever, typical over priced Las Vegas restaurant with subpar food. One dish was so bad we had to send it back and the menu outside the restaurant wasn't even the current menu. I try to order things that are naturally gluten free in a normal manner without asking if it's gluten free. I have severe gluten allergies that make me deathly ill and I didn't have any issues eating here other than the food not bring that great.
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output: Totally staged, crap ass place. My sister in law conned me into going here after I was 4 martini's in on the promise that she had 2 free tickets and that I could continue on my martini quest. A little white lie to convince me to go and that she thought I wouldn't notice cause of the 4 martini's. Whatever. The show on the bar was entertaining for the first 16 seconds and then we were ready to move on. I think we stayed no more than 30 minutes. Luckily I was able to finish my 5th and final martini for the night. I tried to go one more round a little later on in the evening....but the thought of it made me want to puke. Instead I took 2 tylenol and started guzzling water as fast I could get it.
Q: negative

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Worst ever. I work production, Own a Successful production company here in town, and this is just a sad case of people not doing there job. Buy tickets to the Brooklyn Bowl or HOB. The joint is BS. This was the first and last time I come here. Got tickets for row CC seats 1 & 2 and row DD seats 3 & 4. They didn't add enough chairs for row DD. Gave my seats away in row CC and didn't have the seats for row DD. An hour later they corrected there mistake after having to talk to several security guards (with attitudes) and managers (who were dumbfounded) was pretty simple to me. Seats 3 & 4. I could count down the row and figure it out. But it was my fault you set the wrong seating chart then wouldn't move the people in the wrong seats because they didn't want to move. Like I said. Never come here again. Will be protesting you for a while after this unprofessionalism.