Problem: Write a positive (OPTIONS:
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A: Every time I have gone to Monkey Pants (and I love the name) I've had a good time. The food, while usually not one of my priorities, is always good, and the guys always seem to dig the free pop corn. About the only bar I will actually bother with a Juke box, but it's got a decent selection. And the gimmicks, while just that, seem to work for this place. I wish they were a little closer to my house, I would go more often. And I love the 1 o clock shirtless shot - even when I was the only girl in the whole place - it was still fun.
Q: negative

A: I have had numerous issues with this particular location, from hairs (plural) in my ice cream, bad customer service, employees arguing with me instead of hearing out my complaint, and them punching the punch card but not being able to accept it. Tonight was the last straw. I tried to use a coupon that I got from a paid for fundraiser book. I've used several of these coupons for the same thing everytime. Tonight, it was an issue. I explained to the clerk that I was accommodated before and he was so busy feeding me lines that the manager pays for it if he accepts the coupon and that I have to get some fancy item instead. When I said fine, after not wanting to argue any longer, he tells me I have to pay for what I got because he made it for me. I was done. I guess he would rather get no money than some money. I left without buying what I originally ordered. Never going back again. They need to learn how to customer service people. I'm not a criminal and certainly don't appreciate being talked to like one. I hope the next person has a better experience than I have.
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer: Decor: 1.5 - le decor oriental est sympathique meme si les tableaux de l'entree sont un peu decales par rapport au reste. Mais l'experience la pire demeure les banquettes... Table trop haute par rapport a la banquette, inconfort total pour manger! Service: 3 - la serveuse arrive a gerer les 10 tables que comporte le restau. Mais cela demeure un peu long pour la commande, les plats... Bouffe: 2.5 - j'aurai voulu mettre 3 pour le gout, mais je ne concois pas que l'on puisse nous servir le couscous deja melange sans possibilite de se resservir soit en semoule soit en legumes. La presence de haricots verts et l'absence de navet sont originales mais en fin de compte deplaisantes. L'agneau etait tres tres sec et les merguez n'avaient pas ete cuites sur le grill. Rapport qualite/prix: 2 - petites assiettes mais prix assez eleves... Un des seuls avantages, est qu'il s'agit d'un "Apportez votre vin" c'est pas suffisant pour le considerer. Au final, la note est de 9/20 qui me semble juste pour le restaurant que c'est. Dommage un bon couscous dans le quartier latin aurait bonifier l'offre du secteur, mais malheureusement l'experience laisse un gout amer (et non epicee!). Pour un couscous il vaut mieux preferer ceux qui en offrent sur le Plateau.
Input: OPTIONS:
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Generate a negative review for a place
Output: Sauberes nicht ganz billiges Hotel mit sehr nettem Personal und sauberen Zimmern. Minibar zum einmaligen leeren kostenfrei und uber Puschen und Bademantel bis zu Ohropax alles vorhanden. Genau hier ist der Haken. Das Hotel liegt so zentral am Marktplatz, dass neben dem Larm von zwei sich kreuzenden Straenbahnen auch sonst noch grolende Menschen unterwegs sind. Hab wenig geschlafen und wurde hier nicht mehr einchecken.
input: Write a negative yelp review (OPTIONS:
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output: Okay Let me start by saying that reason I am giving this place a two star was service first thing I call to ask if they serve food all night and what the hours were the bartender on the phone was a female this is her exact words "Yes this is a BAR we are 24hrs and serve food all day" I said okay thank you and she hung up no good bye or thank nada! So, I am starving I just got home from working on the strip and I work at Bar too that closes at one in the morning that is why I called to ask. My husband and I walk inside and sit right in front of the bar at one of the high tops it was 15 mins before anyone came to greet us or give us any menus. Finally, a male bartender came and greeted us he was friendly but was in a rush to get our order he just handed us the menu and asked "Do you know what you want?" We needed a min and did not ask if we wanted some thing to drink or nothing just "I assumed you been here before". Retarded how can you say that to a guest. So, he came around sooner than I thought to take our order the way it was going we asked for it to go. I ordered the chicken dinner with rice and veggies; my man got a bucket of buffalo wings with extra buffalo on the side and an order of fried cheese. Then he asks do you want a drink while you wait we both said no it is okay.( In my head you'd probably bring it when the food is ready anyway.) So it took 30 to 45 mins for the bar food to come out; we had paid before hand too and had to go up to the bar to ask the bartender how much longer that's when he finally got the food. I guess he noticed we gave him 20% and was extremely fast and nice I walked out My husband stayed to get some ranch to go. When we get home his wings were PLAIN we hand to melt butter and mix it with franks to toss the wings in to make them buffalo. Other than that the food was good the veggies did not seem fresh if anything they are frozen or canned. This review got two stars because the male bartender was nice and food was okay.
Input: OPTIONS:
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Output:
I tried Boston's for takeout using a Groupon Now deal for a small group of friends. As such, I didn't get to experience the restaurant and service past the front counter however the atmosphere from what I saw had a nice, clean, classy sports bar feel albeit a bit commercial and unoriginal. Seemed like it could be an enjoyable place to have some dinner and watch a game. Onto my food experience. I tried their classic pepperoni pizza and their southwest deep fried ravioli appetizer. Overall, I was very underwhelmed. The pizza has a uniform thick crust that is a bit dense and crispy but still bready inside. The sauce was a bit sweet and had a fairly pasty texture... pretty nondescript. Finally, it was topped with a fairly standard amount of a mozzarella fontina blend that didn't seem of particularly high quality as well as a disappointingly mild pepperoni. I guiltily admit I enjoyed the southwest ravioli. I say guiltily because it was one of those premade chain items filled with a processed cheese goo that could very well have been stolen from Taco Bell that you wonder why you like so much as you eat it. All in all, even at the price paid after using the Groupon discount I would rarely find myself choosing Boston's again even over the big chain pizzas. At full price I consider it to be grossly overpriced. My only area of recommendation was that the service at the counter was nice and it seemed like it could be a nice place for dinner with friends while watching a game.