Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A: THIS IS THE ABSOLUTE WORST SERVICE YOU CAN USE. Prices keep going up and service keeps going down. Email, internet, TV service are all crap. Customer service is almost non-existent. HEY COMCASTt!! GET YOUR ACT TOGETHER!!! It took me a while to get on line to do this review because Comcast/Xfinity is so damn slow. High Speed Internet? Yeah, right. Click and wait . . . and wait . . . and wait. And then there is the cable service. Is there some reason I have to have several hundred useless channels just so that I can get the NFL Network? Surely technology has made it possible for them to give us only what we want. This company needs some competition in the area other than the poor excuses for TV service that are currently competing with it. Tell these people you're tired of their tiers. 10/9/12 Hey! Comcast!! Instead of redesigning your home page, why not put the effort into improving service? Email has been uber-slow and the DVR, On Demand, and Guide features of my cable TV have been on and off for days. Shows recorded have been interrupted and chunks omitted. A new home page is NOT compensation. I'd send you an email about all this but my email has been "loading" for the last 15 minutes!! 10/16/12 The saga continues. Comcast/Xfinity continues to provide terrible service. Snail slow email is part of the problem. Forget about cable TV. Just about every show I have recorded had been interrupted and is saved in two parts with a gap where the interruption came, omitting key parts of the show. When I look at what I have scheduled to record, I get page after page of "To Be Announced." Same with the Guide on many days. This is service? Anyone else having these problems? Will they give us a rebate for interrupted service? No, they expect the full month's fee. Comcast sucks. Period. And they don't give a damn about improving their service. By the way, I tried to sign on to my email 45 minutes ago and it is still "Loading"!! 10/18/12 Comcast responded to my complaints about the DVR and recording issues and completely missed the point. They simplyy sent instructions on how to set up recordings and manage my DVR. I am already doing that. They did not address the reason for the listings constantly showing "To Be Announced." For this we pay outrageous fees? 10/21/12 Had to get a new box for cable TV. 90 minute service call as he explored my crawl space and made adjustments. Also resolved the Internet speed, or so I thought. That little "loading" circle has been spinning for 20 minutes now and still no access to email. Ridiculous. 9/2/14 The email reminders that usually came from my calendar stopped coming weeks ago. I did a chat with a technician and he was unable to fix the problem. All my setting are correct for getting those reminders but they still do not come. I completed the survey after my experience and told them the problem. Still nothing was done. I submitted another complaint about the matter and again nothing was done. Comcast has us by the short and curlies and they know it. They don't give a rat's ass about service because they know they are the only game in town. All they care about is getting your money. Their arrogance is unsurpassed. Their ads about fast Internet service and all the rest of their claims are pure crap. This is the model for companies who couldn't care less about customers.

Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A: To sum it up: great food, but worst service in town for the cost. Will not return. I almost feel bad for the skilled chefs working so hard in the back, only to have the front of the house destroy it. First impression walking in was great. Dry aged meats hanging everywhere while a butcher chops away at carcasses. We were told seating will only be a matter of minutes, but after hearing that many times, an hour went by before finally seated. When the waiter introduced himself, he also introduced the long list of steaks that we could NOT order. Really?? How are they out of steaks?! Anyway, this carnivore will not be stopped, so luckily I had a variety of interesting body parts to choose from. I have no problem raving about he food. When available, everything tastes amazing. BUT the wait staff completely overshadowed it with horribly slow service, arguing in front of the table, and just when we thought it couldn't get any worse, vinaigrette was dumped all over the back of my friend. A manager came by and told him, "oh, it doesn't look too bad?" Umm, that's because we've already scrubbed him down with napkins. He offered to pay for dry cleaning...which was a nice try, but what do they expect him to take his shirt off, or worse yet, come back to pick up dry cleaning money? Look, damage is done, comp his meal at least. In the end, we just couldn't wait to leave. We arrived at 6:30, seated at 7:30, got our meals well after 9, and still couldn't get out before 10pm. After requesting a check many times, they brought out complimentary desserts (which again, the food was great) but at that point, a bandaid can't patch up a severed limb. Too little too late, let's just put this one behind us. Good thing I had excellent company to experience this with...great trials make great stories!

Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A:
Came here with some friends for drinks the other night. Every single cocktail we got was fantastic and we ordered 1 each from the 1st, 2nd, and 3rd course in that order. We had the Rum Punch, Apple 'onia, and Hot buttered rum. Lucas, our waiter, was very prompt and recommended some darn good drinks. Now for the not-so-good. And for this section I rename the place Upper Bread Crust Rum Lounge. Allow me to explain. Our group of 7 was very diverse and we found the gentleman, who showed us to our seats, to be very judgemental. He accused one of us of smelling "funny" and almost did not let us in despite a reservation! We were allowed in and were seated in the back cigar lounge. My wife and I visit a local Phoenix restaurant every weekend and never have we experienced this kind of treatment. Finally, our seating location in the back also seemed to be the main travel path for the staff taking out trash and bringing in ingredients. We felt like we were in their way as we socialized, interrupted several times with rude "Excuse me's". We won't be going back simply due to judgemental and rude staff.