Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A: Wish you could give 1/2 a star! Worst airlines I have ever used. Flight to Vegas was delayed due to maintenance while we were siting on it trying to taxi and now trying to fly home, again delayed due to maintenance. They charge you for everything and limit your check bag to 40lbs. God for bid you need water on the flight cause it will cost you. The planes are very old and not clean, coffee stains running down the trays and during the flight the floatation device fell out of the bottom the seat. Little sketchy Spirit, little sketchy!

Problem: Write a positive yelp review.
A: The Best BBQ in Arizona! Start with the bacon board then tackle the brisket and ribs. Finish with cobbler. Chef James Fox is a master at smoking meat, as well as pairing it booze; it is named Bootleggers after all. Ranging from an apple pie moonshine cocktail to local craft beers, their bar is as well tended to as the smoker. Bootleggers is a must for any Zoni! So here's to James, you have thoroughly wet then quenched my hearty thirst for exemplary barbecue! Cheers!

Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A:
Just returned from my last visit to Cafe Boa. Let me describe the experience. I arrive and am seated outside. It's lovely out, so, that is a bonus. I sit down to a filthy, paper menu. Not so good. Then I pickup my silverware wrap off my bread plate and the plate is dirty. The waitress asks me for my drink order and I ask for sweetner with my tea. She brings my tea and 2 packages of sugar. I tell her I don't want sugar and she gives me some snide remark about it being the only thing they have and "it is all natural." All I wanted was some lousy Sweet'N Low. Never got any bread and the waitress never noticed that I moved the dirty bread plate to the side of the table to get it replaced. Oh well! Next I order a salmon caesar salad. It arrives and the salmon is dry and flavorless. I'm done. The best part about the meal was the company. I won't go there again. I continue to wonder how they stay in business??????