Mum thought he was going to have another heart attack he was getting so wound up . But she managed to calm him down . I must admit I have N - E - V - E - R heard my dad swear like he did when he was telling me about it . So , fat club tonight , then cooking a curry , waiting for S to get home ( yup , he 's working again bless him - almost as bad as me ! )

A: Why did the anger of the speaker 's father make their mother think he might have another heart attack ?

So I attended a 5th birthday party today for my cousin Jackson . He 's the son of my mother 's cousin so according to Mom that makes him my ... 2nd cousin . Cause Jackson 's father is my first cousin once removed . Or something like that .

A: What may be the reason for going to someone 's party when you 're not sure how exactly you 're related ?

It looked like mom , dad and 2 almost grown pups . They were pretty brave but kept their distance . They looked healthy . Tomorrow night I fly out to Atlanta for a training . There 's a process I want to get certified for .

A: What will the narrator do while in Atlanta ?

Let me just say it 's a really good thing a little white bag was provided because I used it . About 5 times on that short little ride . It took me a good two and half hours to feel better after having some carby french fries , a drink and just sitting out of a few rides watching the rest of the family . From then on DD12 and DH pointed out the kiddie rides saying they might be more my speed .

A:
What is the reason that carby french fries would help me ?