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Output: I definitely like the idea of being able to drink a beer while watching a movie....but a $6 beer! You have got to be kidding me! Thankfully we went on a Tuesday night and the beers and appetizers were half priced. This place definitely looks really cool. It has a really nice hip lounge area with a bar where you can grab a few drinks before going in for you movie. The actual theater is decent. I like that is smaller and the seats are big, but if you are not sitting in the gold seats, then they can be pretty stiff as they don't recline. Also, I heard the women's bathroom is fantastic, but I didn't get a chance to check it out personally. This place had potential to be cool, but they had to go off and "scottsdalize" it. That is a technical term I just made up for taking something that could be cool and turning it into a stuffy, overpriced place, where people stare at you if you pull up in a Toyota. The servers in the bars were dressed like they worked at a casino in Vegas! Um hello, we live in Arizona, and this is just a movie theater. If you want to pay $20 a ticket plus more for food and beer then iPic is your place, if not, steer clear!

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Output: Dr. Nathan Blanton was the reason I used to go to this location of Mountain West Chiropractic. Since Dr. Blanton is no longer practicing at this office, I stopped receiving treatment here. I have now have no idea of the quality of treatment this office now provides.

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Output: I rented a Porsche with a friend of mine for a fun drive to the Grand Canyon, part of a grand bachelor party scheme to surprise a close friend. We told the woman at the rental place that we were going on a 500 mile round trip, and she was nice enough to recommend we pre-purchase the extra miles. This was to be the last notion of good customer service I was to receive. They gave us a car that had seen a few rough rides in its day, but seemed good enough apart from a few dings here and there. The attendant pointed out the tire warning light but excused it, saying it was broken. We were in a hurry to get going (a long trip to make in a day), so we grabbed the keys and were on our way. About 2 hours outside of town, we stopped for gas, and the attendant pointed out that there was a 2 inch crack in the tire, and a number of points where the rubber was peeling away. Up on the lift, we could see better that the tires were over 5 years old and were all nearly bald. Scared to keep on driving in this deathtrap out into the unpopulated wilds near the canyon with what were clearly a set of crap tires, we called Dream Car to complain. We ended up waiting 2.5 hours in cafe waiting for them to drive out a replacement car -- a downgrade to a BMW Z4 (a fine car, but no Porsche). Our plan to surprise our friend at the canyon had to be scrapped, but we were glad we could at least continue our journey to intercept them without having to spend the night at a motel in the middle of nowhere. When our replacement car arrived, we were surprised to see that it was a manual transmission (no mention had been made of this on the phone). LUCKILY, I can drive stick, but my friend was out of luck. So much for a fun drive together. So... long story short: Our carefully laid plan was ruined (never did get to see the grand canyon), we spent a day of our vacation driving to a random spot in Arizona, we had to downgrade to a car I wasn't all that excited about driving (but still had to pay a ton for), and my friend couldn't drive the car at all. When we got back to the rental place, all they offered as recompense was to take off the charge for the extra miles and NOT CHARGE US TO REPLACE THE TIRES! Five-year-old tires that were clearly ruined long before we drove a very un-wild 120 miles on them. Not cool, DreamCar... not cool. Places like this will run a car into the ground until some poor schmo pays a bunch of money to get stuck holding the bag when his car gets a flat, breaks down (or worse!). Can you imagine having to pay for a replacement part on a Lamborghini? How are you supposed to know if your exotic foreign car is in good mechanical standing? Isn't that what the rental place is supposed to ensure? Surely a place charging hundreds of dollars a day for a rental can afford to keep the cars in good shape? Sending people out in a sportscar with faulty tires for a 500 mile drive into the desert isn't just immoral, it's totally dangerous. I warn everyone here thinking of renting from Dream Car to go elsewhere, or at least inspect your car very thoroughly -- because I don't think you can count on Dream Car to inspect it for you.

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We don't have fast food very often, but usually when we do we like to go to Chick Fil A. Generally speaking, Chick Fil As are clean with polite, friendly employees and consistently good food. This location is the exception to that rule. The restaurant is constantly filthy in one way or another. It is still possibly a step up from some other fast food restaurants, but in the context of Chick Fil As standards, this one is completely sub par. On one visit, I was standing in front of the counter while waiting for part of my order, and I noticed that my shoes were sticking to the floor. Initially I dismissed it and moved over, but found that I was STILL sticking to the floor. I looked down and found that there was a thick layer of sticky soda (movie theater floors x 1 million) that was now caked onto my shoes and causing me to stick to the floor even after I'd moved away from it. When I was finally able to catch an employee's attention to let them know, I was told "oh, there's a leak, we know about it" with no further action (no one came to clean it up, at least temporarily, during our entire visit to the restaurant) On another occasion, I went to get a child's booster seat and when I looked over the few seats available, found that each and every one of them was disgustingly caked with various food splattered all over them. I selected one that had the food mostly relegated to the edges and sides of the seat, and proceeded to grab several Purell packets to wipe it down myself. Several employees glanced at me during the process but weren't too terribly concerned apparently. On a regular basis, there are consistently a variety of smaller but still obnoxious ongoing issues, such as overfull trash cans and gross bathrooms. Additionally, a tiny thing that I've noticed (and appreciated) at other Chick Fil As is that when you get a highchair, they always always have a sticky placemat laid over the back of the highchair - this is so nice, because when your hands are full of a baby, your food, etc, it is great that they are anticipating your needs by having this readily available, and having it on the highchair means it is one less thing you have to grab. However, at this Chick Fil A, it is extremely rare for the placemat to be on the highchairs; you pretty much always have to stop and pick it up separately. Again, it is small, but it does make a difference and just shows that they don't care quite as much about their customers as all of the other locations. The staff at this location is nice enough in the scheme of fast food places, but again, does not really live up to the standards that I've come to expect from Chick Fil A as a brand. They are your typical teenaged fast food employees; where I usually find that Chick Fil A employees are respectful, polite, conscientious, and engaging, these employees tend to be a bit more removed, more interested in joking around with other employees, and while they go through the motions of decent service, they're missing that little extra that makes such a huge difference at other locations. Additionally, I usually see quite a bit of management presence on the floor at other locations, but it seems much rarer here. I've also observed managers being pretty rude to employees once or twice - most recently a manager belligerently ordering someone in the kitchen to get "some soup that is actually hot" in a very sarcastic tone with very angry body language. The food is generally pretty much the same as other Chick Fil As, but our order does seem to be messed up more often here than at other locations. We usually order our sandwiches without pickles, and this only actually gets done about 50% of the time. It isn't a huge deal, but does completely change the flavor of the sandwich to a more pickly flavor, which no one in our family cares for. If we had a location even only slightly further away, we would definitely make the trek, but as we are quite far from the next closest restaurant, we end up here anytime we need something quick, and each time we regret spending our money with this particular restaurant since it is so disappointing.