input: Write a positive yelp review.
output: Amazing Pakistai/afghan food. Best I've had in the valley. Family run with very nice owners. Chicken tikka masala, goat karahi, and beef Bihari are my favs
input: Write a negative yelp review.
output: What a joke!! This ridiculous club full of fugly looking 40+ y.o's tried charging my wife and I $70 to get in to see some no name dj who plays there twice a week! Guess what! For $50 we went to Drais to see Arty so why would I ever pay $70 to go to a club that can't hold a crowd and frankly is bottom of the barrel for Vegas clubs. Do yourself a favor and go to XS or Drais! You'll get 10x the experience for less money AND the people working the front are actually polite and accommodating. Won't being going back to LAX.
input: Write a positive yelp review.
output:
I miss Postino's. Once upon a time, I worked less than a block from here, and frequently stopped by for lunch or after work for some wine and bruschetta. To this day, I have never had anything like their bruschetta. Don't order it as an appetizer; it's definitely a meal. Large and luscious, sweet and savory, served on a slightly rustic wooden plank, topped with amazing things like apples, soft cheeses, figs, and pistachios. It's the stuff dreams are made of. I wish they would hurry up and open the one in Gilbert. I'm never in Arcadia at the right time anymore. Also, do not expect to find parking here; you will definitely have to valet. That's not just a Postino's thing, though, that's an Arcadia thing.