Problem: Write a positive (OPTIONS:
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A: Not much more I can add to the reviews already posted. An amazing selection of plants from all over the world in an expansive, well designed green house. Great way to spend a few hours if you're looking for something different to do.
Q: positive

A: It takes a lot to impress me. I hate most everything unless a place is so awesome it blows my friggin' head off. Sign of the whale accomplished this task. Allow me to elaborate... The first time I went here, I received awesome service. Did not have a bad thing to say about the place. Was waiting for my party to arrive and sat by myself. The bartender was awesome, started bullshitting with me and making me feel more than welcome. The owner is always walking around the place, making sure things are cool with ALL of his customers. Seriously, all of them. The guy kind of reminded me of Eugene Levy from the original vacation movie. I almost expected him to try and sell me a Metallic P. Anyway, the guy was cool as hell. Making sure everything was good with our food and drinks. Now the drinks... Wow. They don't cheap out on the pour with these bastards, and they are not overpriced for what you get. I have no complaints about the strength of these things, and that is always my first test if a bar is worth a shit. if you own a bar and I have talked shit about the strength of your drinks, I invite you to go to sign of the whale. I practically challenge you, like we should meet at the flag pole after school challenge you. Let them show you what having a dick is like and how a drink should poured. I hooked the bartender up on the tip, he deserved it. I would go as far to say that I would almost take a bullet for that guy. If I had a vagina, I would probably offer to father his children. Well, that isn't true. If I had a vagina, I would spend all day looking at it in the mirrior, but you understand what I am getting at. You are as sexy as a Ferrari, good sir. The food... Damn. Goddamn. Who the hell is the cook there, Emeril?Only had appetizers because they were on the cheap but between three of us we had 4 orders of appetizers and left full. And I am fat. Not quite Paul Blart Mall cop, but more of a Corey Haim 2007 era. Regardless, want a great place without giving you any shit and keeping you drunk for less, hit this place up. It is like a high priced hooker for half off, you can't go wrong. The only gripe I have about this place is they seem to be a Green Bay Fudgepackers bar, but I guess no one is perfect! Hit this bitch up.
Problem: What would be an example of an positive (OPTIONS:
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- positive) review?

Answer: Great place for coffee and good studying!! Or the other way around? Whichever. Anyway the coffee is great, I always get the Cafe Caramel in a To-Go cup since it gets cold faster with the indoor mug. The taste is always good, sometimes a little strong, but nothing a little sugar couldn't fix. The environment varies ... sometimes it's nice, and sometime's it's not; it depends on the crowd. I had one occasion where some Asian girl was sitting in front of me and kept talking to herself ... which was uhh hella weird. Another instance had some girl in basically tight boxershorts showing off cellulite to the world like there's no tomorrow. And the most unforgettable one was where the place was packed and some smelly ass guy sat next to me. I had to get 2 hours of studying done to prepare for the next day and I couldn't move and this guy just killed my night ... As far as customer service, it's fair. You order up front, wait a couple of minutes, get your drink and study the night away. Not the best cafe, but I return here frequently to get studying/work done. I would recommend this place to others.
Input: OPTIONS:
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Generate a negative review for a place
Output: Poor customer service. Three people in the store, two employees working on packages and one standing at the counter doing nothing. The one at the counter asked me how she could help me. I asked my question about the package I was picking up and she said it wasn't there. I explained it was coming from another FedEx store, she looked under the counter and again said it wasn't there. I explained it was supposed to be there at noon (an hour and a half ago). Nope... not hear yet. I would have expected her to say... Let me check on that for you. What store did you place the order with? Nope... I had to sit there and look up the other stores number and then make the call right in front of her. I guess picking up the phone wasn't in her daily job duties... nor was exceptional customer service explained to her either. This is the exactly the reason why UPS will always be a better company than FedEX.
input: Write a positive yelp review (OPTIONS:
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output: Excellent value, quality and service. I highly recommend this spa! The only awkward element of the spa is the rooms are only separated by curtains and you can easily hear into the other rooms. Aside from that, it's a excellent value, with friendly staff who do a great job!
Q: positive

A:
Great service! Great Breakfast food!! The hashbrowns are awesome! Scattered Smothered Baby!!!