Question:
I actually went on the Federal Bureau of Investigation website and looked at their job page . LMFAO . Yes , so um , I do n't think I can do that whole " FBI , hands up " or " FBI , you 're under arrest " type of thing .

What may happen after they are done looking at the FBI 's job page ?
Answer:
They may look at another job website .

Question:
Of Forgiveness and Partnership No one attended church services that Sunday . Father Ivan made it as far as the Gospel according to Matthew before he collapsed prostrate on the altar . There he wept for his lost congregation and pleaded with God on how to fight the devil that had possessed his spiritual flock .

Why would the man be crying in a public place ?
Answer:
His church is empty .

Question:
I had been saying to Des the previous day that the rain falls vertically , wrong ! This stuff was coming at an angle , we got a bit wet , but it was not cold . The cap took us straight to the Sandbar Bar , where he expected us to get off ... WTF .

Why did they get angry over where they were expected to be dropped off ?
Answer:
It was far from where they expected to be dropped off

Question:
I did n't even think about what I was doing . I was just taking care of my kid . I looked at the woman , shrugged , and said , " I ' m draining the glass so I can fill it with water for my kid . " Then I whispered , " Fucking Fox Pass . " She did n't register my humor , but a whole cadre of bears who were surrounding me busted out laughing .

What would happen if the woman had heard what you said ?
Answer:
She would be annoyed and angry with me because my comment was intentionally rude as I tried to get a reaction out of her