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An example of an negative review: When I went to the wicked spoon it wasn't that great actually when I walked out of the bathroom I slipped in vomit in was gross but of course no one was there to inform that vomit was there. after we talked to the manager they gave me $100 gift card to buy new clothes, comp room, payed for the meal, and let me take a shower in one of the rooms.

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An example of an negative review: Pros: awesome people at the front desk. I am back in town for two months and needed a gym near by. They gave me a lower price than what they quoted me on the phone without me even asking. Cons: WAY too crowded. I really don't even have the words to explain how packed the place was. While I got a great deal, I just can't come back here. There are so many machines packed into this space that you can barely move around (which is my fault for not looking around before signing up, but still). No room whatsoever around the free weights to do any type of organized circuit because you are constantly moving out of the way and avoiding other people two inches from you. Maybe the issue was because I went at 6:00pm when everyone was getting off work, but there were so many people in that gym I couldn't even enjoy my workout. I'm sure it's not as packed early in the morning, but that just won't work for me. So I'll be eating my fee I paid for the two months and going elsewhere. Bummer.

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An example of an negative review: Seriously? No Guinness? WTF!? How am I supposed to watch soccer without a Guinness? Oh, that's right, you don't have the MLS stations so I can't watch my favorite team. The food was pretty bad too. I'll stick with Turf of G&D, thank you.

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An example of an positive review: Spur of the moment, close to home chinese. Thanks fellow yelpers! Tucked into the corner of a shopping center with two small rooms but ample seating for sure. Friendly staff and good food! We started out with an order of hot and sour soup, and order of pot stickers and then I had the Gang Pang chicken, my girl the orange beef. All I can say is the food was really good! Both these dishes seemed alittle extra sweet... I didnt read the menu completely or just didnt remember how my chicken was prepared. Normally I wouldn't order something like this but I did eat it all. There was a party in the other room but we were not bothered in anyway. The bartender was HALARIOUS with a few comments that were directed towards the Suns game! Nothing inappropriate just funny. The staff all seemed to get along great and helped each other. The drink refills were almost too much! LOL!! They were right on it with your water and tea. The only thing that was a bummer was the food was out bam-bam-bam!!! I like to finish my app before my soup comes out and same for my entree.... BUT.... That wont stop me from going back when I need a spot close to home and cant make it out to see my buddy Mr.Wong!!!!!