Problem: Write a positive (OPTIONS:
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A: Considering it's your only decent option within miles, it's awesome. It's IHOP, so you know the drill.
Q: positive

A: I love you, Pho Thanh Huong. I can't pronounce your name, so I call you "That sandwich place at school." The prices are perfect, the sandwiches are incredible (My criterion for good food is that I lay up at night in bed sometimes and want it. This has happened a few times already.) The decor is really much better than it was, and there is AC now, with a few portable (and quiet) units. The service is quick when you do sit-down, and they're nice enough people, but of course they're not 5-star-restaurant material. Highly recommended, get #1, it's the most flavorful. The best thing to do when going with someone is to share a pho (which ever one you like) and a sandwich each. That way you avoid over-ordering. This will probably run you about $12. A great local place, so good, and so cheap, you could eat here every day! (Or I could.) (if I wasn't a broke college student).
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer: Definitely go here if you like to NOT get waited on and if you also enjoy watching people buy and sell cocaine. Like Eric Clapton said, "Cocaine, cocaine, cocaine is the cocainiest"
Input: OPTIONS:
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Output: After reading other reviews, I cannot believe I ate at the same place as some of these people. First of all, we had planned to eat at The Orient House, which we love, but it was closed for remodeling. I remember reading good reviews on Ichiban, and it is right down the street, so we decided to try it. Very weird dining experience. We were seated, then the waiter came and Friend #1 placed her order. The waiter started to walk away even though myself and another friend had not placed an order. He seemed confused that we all wanted to order. Friend #1 ordered spring rolls and potstickers, Friend #2 ordered Pad Thai and I ordered spring rolls, Indonesian Fried Rice with tofu and hot tea. Spring rolls were not the best I have eaten (that would be Curry in the Box) but potstickers were good. Then my fried rice came out, very little tofu and what was there was kind of rubbery. Nothing special on the taste. Friend #2 shared my rice until we tracked down our waiter and asked about the Pad Thai. Ooops, the order did not get placed, nor did the hot tea ever come out. The whole thing was very strange. I think we will stick to The Orient House when it re-opens. Hopefully, soon!
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output: I ordered the Paella here and it was drenched in oil. That dish sat in my belly and damn near immobilized me. My kids like it in there. My wallet doesn't. All that stuff they've got going on in there is merely to distract you from the awful food they serve.
Problem: Write a positive (OPTIONS:
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A:
I'm a vegetarian at a steakhouse, enough said right? N9NE was amazing! I ordered the Fig Salad (off the specials menu), the white truffle cream gnocchi, and the smore dessert. Everything was great...in fact my gnocchi was the hit of the table - I could literally eat a whole bucket full. And the wine list was amazing as well. So why the 4 stars? I felt like I was eating at a club, turn the damn music down. Thanks.