Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Example Input: People are walking on the sidewalk in front of the slack line. A person
Example Output: presents a pumpkin with different tools.

Example Input: The volunteers move up the boat en masse towards someone. Someone
Example Output: jumps out of a window, all out into the water.

Example Input: A sumo warrior is shown holding a pager. A larger sumo warrior
Example Output:
is shown in heavy front.