QUES: The crying . The despair of hearing that your family was in a car crash and they could n't give us any information besides where my father and step - mother were . Because they did n't know where Elijah was . And I guess they just did n't want to tell us that Jacob was dead .

Question with options: What might the person be feeling at this moment ?
ANS: They might be feeling distraught
QUES: Way back when ( read : I do n't remember how long ago ) , a woman named Clink started reading my blog . She left witty comments here and so , as is my custom , I clicked back to see what she was up to . Her blog , Tabula Rasa , is witty and light - hearted .

Question with options: What may be a fact about this person ?
ANS: They are the author of a blog .
QUES: One might say that I ' m being all Raj Thackeray - ish ( or 90 's Bal Thackeray - ish ) but the Marathi manoos of today has got to err on the side of caution these days . Maybe this is what is called overkill or what being cranky and nitpicky is all about - or all of the above . NB : Given the absurdity of statements one gets to hear these days , I unfortunately find it necessary to clarify that I am actually kidding . If you ca n't joke about religion , what can you joke about ?

Question with options: Why does the speaker feel the need to clarify that they are only joking ?
ANS: We live in an increasingly politically correct cultural climate , and the speaker is simply trying to abide by this
QUES: Well some how I was automatically signed up for this monthly credit monitoring . WTF ! I do n't remember signing up for that ! So I look at my credit card bill online and it says 8/15 $ 14.95 then it says the same for 9/15 .

Question with options: Why is the narrator annoyed at the bill ?
ANS:
They did n't know how it got billed .