Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer: Let's be honest, I was probably asking for it when I didn't bother to check Yelp before eating at this place. I got a Garlic Lime Steak Burrito Bowl and it was one of the worst things that I've had in my life. It SEVERELY lacked flavor to the point where everything kind of just tasted like a pile of mush with beans drowning all the odd flavors out. For something that's "gourmet" and more expensive than chipotle I expected it to at least match it... Nope, the portions were small and the food was borderline disgusting. Garlic lime is just a sauce that they drizzle on the food...contrary to what their menu advertises. Do yourself a favor and just go eat at Einstein bros like I should have.

Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer: Sat down for a drink and a bite after checking in for Yelp Spring Break events. The good: Charlie, our waiter, was very personable, and attentive. The bad: The pork sliders (which were on special for Yelpers) consisted of a slice of pork tossed on a roll, with some sort of basil-sprout-looking things. They were Mohave-style-DRY. The you-gotta-be-kidding-me: $6.30 for a pint of Sam Adams.

Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer:
I really like this place! Their salads are creative and excellent, soups are fresh-made and presentation is wonderful. This was my second trip here and this time I was hungry enough to indulge in one of their flatbread pizzas at lunch. Because they make everything from scratch, they will let you order as you please as opposed to standard pizzas on the menu. So, we dined outside and I order an Italian sausage, Mozzarella and Mushroom pizza (note: this item is not on the menu), and they charged no premium. $12 to have a pizza as I like it versus std fare! Sweet! The pizza was excellent and I saved no room for dessert. So, I tried a large cappuccino which was also excellent. This is a very good restaurant with a simple focus: Great food at a reasonable price. Be forewarned: they provide limitless homemade, free, focaccia bread BEFORE you eat....you can really stuff yourself, here!