So this morning after a bad experience at the cleaners I stop in for some coffee to cheer me up. I ordered my boss a milky way hot chocolate and myself a holiday treat peppermint mocha latte. I got my items and went off to work and when I got to my desk my boss was telling me how good her hot chocolate was and I get excited and take a sip of my latte. WOW that was not what I ordered. It was a 2% milk latte with no flavoring. ICK. So yeah my day is not starting off well. The donuts here are good I have had them before but today it is a 2 star review due to one being really good and mine being totally wrong.
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My girlfriend and I decided to give this place a go to try something new. We like sushi and various types of asian cuisine, so we thought it would be worth giving it a shot. Boy, we were mistaken. The server was nice, but the service itself was awful. We decided to try the all you can each sushi, only to find out that there were few specialty rolls available for the all you can eat menu (those on the regular menu were quite overpriced, btw). To put it simply, I have never had such a lengthy sushi experience. It took us literally 20-30 minutes to get one or two rolls. Ridiculous. Not to mention, the sushi itself, tasted average at best, and both my girlfriend and I had stomach aches later (we eat sushi regularly). Additionally, they mistakenly put eel in one of my rolls, which made me pratically gag, as I am not a fan of eel and I specifically asked them to leave it out. 75 dollars later, we were both terribly disappointed. Avoid this place like the plague if you are going for sushi, and there are better places for Chinese food, for sure.
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What a horrible mess. Bland, blinding (lighting) and chunky. Fish very moist but bland as hell without the squirt-bottle slather. 2 stars. Maybe for lunch? i think they're trying to fill the hole left by Rumbi's departure across the street. --cute upside-down wooden surfboard-like tabletops, but # the tables slip and slide easily on the floor. hang on to your dinner! # presentations completely off. feels like it started as a food truck and they forgot to upgrade the food when they found a permanent buiding. # who wants to eat a huge pile of food ketchup-bottle-squirted with goopy sauce all over the top? maybe if i'm standing at a street vendor in mexico! # get rid of the cash register and table numbers. you can do it better and cheaper with waiter service. This place has huge competition in the immediate area. Maybe this concept works in Hawaii, but there is absolutely no beach to be found, and the only view I have is of the parking lot and the mexican restaurant next door.
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We all know there are few things in life more satisfying than pointing out the shortcomings of others, so I'll take great pleasure in highlighting how every other review of Coda has entirely missed the point. The shop is not aimed at 20 somethings who like Facebook and style bars, it's aimed at ageing old hippies, who are in the zone when sitting cross-legged in a dingy bedsit, out of their face on a cocktail of hallucinogenic drugs and Indonesian pan pipe music. Coda provides a huge selection of nonsensical music / noise for Edinburgh's tree hugging fraternity, and even if they don't provide the mind altering narcotics I'm sure they can tell you where to find someone who does. The shop fills it's requirement perfectly, and so deserves no less than four stars.
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