Problem: I gave this place 5 stars although I'm not an old geezer and don't have three hours to sit and dine. Definately, this place is for old people with a lot of time on their hands. I waited so long for my food that I ended up eating all the bread in the bread basket three times. I was with others who were old and they didn't seem to mind sitting in a restaurant booth for eternity. Looking around, it was like feeding time at the old age home. I can't fault them for anything because this is what the place is all about. The food was good and well done. I'm picky and the food was good.
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Problem: I was looking for a little touch up on a piece while I was in town, made a call and said to come on in and they would be happy to help. Arrived and they went right to work. I was oping to get the Samoan to do the work but ended up with the Palagi guy. Not a problem, the guy knew his stuff and did a good job. Not a lot of chat just down to business in and out and on my way
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Problem: Just went to Urban Tap for the first time today. Loved it! Our bartender was fantastic, she made us hot cider drinks. Yum! They were perfect for such a cold winter day. I liked the decor, and they had a beer selection unparalleled in the burgh. I love craft beer, so it was right up my alley. We had brunch and the food was great. I can't wait to come back for Happy Hour!
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Problem: Ed Hardy is tacky as nails. I ate at social house above it. I'm not fond of this club and the fact that Costco sells these shirts. No cheerios here.
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