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Output: Manager Russ is always great to deal with. Never dealt with a service place as friendly and honest as the folks here. I should know, few years and many vehicles later.

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Output: My review is not intended for the rooms but only the establishment. THIS IS NOT HANDICAPPED FRIENDLY. I went there today for Happy Hour. When I pulled up to the front entrance I asked about where the handicapped parking was as I did not see any close by. The directed me to a lot which was far off the beaten path. I again drove up to the front and proceeded to park nearby where I saw other cars parked. I was immediately told that I could not park there. I told them that their handicapped lot was too far for any handicapped person to walk. They said I could leave the car there but only if I gave them my keys. I do not give anyone myt car keys. They called the manager who said he could arrange for someone to follow me to the handicapped lot and bring me back. My other complaint is that when I tried to get back into the restaurant from the patio the doors are too heavy and no button for handicapped to push to open the doors. I would not recommend this place for people who are handicapped or even people who have a problem with walking or who are not strength builders. You need to be physically fit to stay here.

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Output: Congratulations to the pharmacists at Walgreen's for competing with Michael's Crafts & Fry's Electronics for the "Worst Customer Service Award".

Not only were you un-helpful but you also took the time to discount my concerns. I know helping me answer some questions about over-the-counter allergy medicines can be tough, but you failed with flying colors.

Your refined degree of self-loathing is a shining example to us all. Keep up the good work!

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Not a fan of Hakkasan. The bouncers are PARTICULARLY strict and unreasonable. Not only did I experience it but MANY different friends on different occasions did as well. The club itself is small. Hakkasan is like the new Marquee. They have a Hip Hop room as well as the "Ling Ling room" which looks kind of like the restaurant part of their business converted into a club at night? No idea I haven't eaten there. The only plus is that Hakkasan has multiple restrooms...