Input: What would be an example of an negative review?

An example of an negative review: I'm actually extremely disappointed. I am a local and went to get a month membership the other day to enjoy the spa facilities for the month. I was extremely excited because I had a walk through a few weeks prior and was pleased with what I saw. The two most important things to me ,aside from cleanliness and customer service, is the steam room and sauna. I purchase my membership head on down to the spa, again, very excited. I get my locker change and go sit in the steam room. This is where everything gets turned around. The steam room is cold! It turns on and then shuts off after 30 seconds give or take and then you sit there freezing. I came out with completely dry hair and skin. I then decided to jump in the sauna, figured it would be hot in there, nope! It's at a warm temp. I then call the lady over who's working and asked her what was going on she stuck her hand in the sauna and said it's kind of warm. Wait, what? Kind of warm? Saunas are supposed to make you sweat and steam rooms are supposed to make you sweat as well and wet. I asked her to check the steam room and she said it turns on every 15 minutes. I asked her if they could make it more frequent because it's cold in there and she just nope (with an attitude) and walks away. This is not what I was expecting , I was so appalled. I grabbed my stuff left and asked for a refund. I was extremely disappointed. If you're looking for a steam or sauna avoid this place at all cost!

Input: What would be an example of an positive review?

An example of an positive review: During my two year stay in Madison this was a great coffee shop (and I would guess that it continues to be). Their specialty was normal coffee (as opposed to mochas and cappucinos, etc.), and it was one of the places where I began to learn to like coffee that is unadulterated (though I still like a good mixed coffee drink from time to time). The service is very good. The food's decent (although I confess I haven't ate their much). Overall, it's a great place to get a cup of coffee and just get some reading done. (Oh yeah, I had one date here as well, so I suppose it's a good date place too.)

Input: What would be an example of an positive review?

An example of an positive review: My girl Lexi needed some medical attention so I jumped in the car and made it to Las Vegas to bring here to the only place in Las Vegas I trust for animal care. I showed up early and the staff still got me in without waiting which is nice when you're worried about your pet's health. The vet, happened to be the same one who last treated Lexi in 2008 (back before I moved to California) was just as warm and caring. I especially appreciate how he explains what he's doing and why. On a side note - they honored their 10% discount which is awesome as medical care, humans or pets isn't as inexpensive as it used to be. Just ask when you get in and show them their ad via your mobile phone.

Input: What would be an example of an negative review?
An example of an negative review: Based on the Yelp recommendation that "Vegetarians go nuts for this place", I came and stood in the long line until I got almost to the front and noticed that there is only one vegetarian sandwich on the menu. And it's the same boring sandwich that I've seen many times at delis. I'm not sure how to let Yelp know that they definitely need to remove the vegetarian tag for this place, because it's not any more vegetarian friendly than any other restaurant in Vegas, so just be warned!