Given a sentence in Tagalog language, translate the sentence to English language keeping the meaning of the original sentence intact.

Let me give you an example: Tagalog sentence: Si Roger Federer ang unang manlalaro na nanalo ng 20 Grand Slams
The answer to this example can be: Roger Federer was the first player to win 20 Grand Slams
Here is why: The output is an exact translation of the Tagalog sentence and its meaning remains the same.

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Tagalog sentence: nah Ethel! nia nang duha ka bogoy spoting na kaau og nia diaper bag ni Dylan ilisi baya nag bahag huh aron di manimahoog kong magpabadlong kusia ang lubot dayun. Og pakan-a nah aron dili motongtong sa sa kusina og mokatkat sa fridge basig masarahan. Og pahibalo ayaw tagai og candy or anything sweet aron imong balay dili mabuskag!!! niya sugot ka ana nga kondiyones? Agoy mao sab si tatay hasta ka isog segig paninghag busa agoy nagminyo kog ahat aron kasibat "ngeeks". Akong uyab uyab tago tago og akong mga kabuang mao sab pero human graduate college ako na boot life naku.
Answer:
Hey, kahit you're not feeling wll, nakalusot ka pa ring mag-blog, lol, addict ka talaga! Anyway, ang tip ko naman if you read in my picnic and camping post, kung asar ka sa neighbor mo mag-fry ka lang ng danggit sa deck mo, nakaganti ka na, lol. Anyway, I hope you feel better soon, if it gets any worse even after taking Ibuprofen, pls try hot compress around your lower abdomen and back, effective yan! Have a nice weekend.