Goal and options: Keeping a food journal
output answer: Be complete. Write it all down, including beverages, condiments, and a description of how the food was prepared.

Goal and options: a match
output answer: can heat up gasoline quickly

Goal and options: If I find hair in my food and return it, how can I be SURE I am getting a replacement item and not the same dirty food back?
output answer:
Heavily salt your food before sending it back, that way if the food sent to you is salted you'll know they didn't do anything except move the hair.