Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: What can I say about this place other than I started a Yelp account strictly to warn everyone about how horrible this place is. I purchased 2 $55 tickets for NYE which I was told included drinks all night and a champagne toast at midnight... What I was not told was there would be 2 bartenders at each bar serving 100 annoyed patrons and champagne at midnight... not a chance. I completely understand being busy on NYE but this place has been open for years and should understand the demand in Old Town on a Friday night NYE when selling "all inclusive" tickets. After waiting approximately 25 minutes for my first drink I ordered shots as well because who knew how long it could take to get another drink. The bartender told me there was nothing he could do because he had no glasses. After waiting another 10 minutes I pointed to the champagne glasses hanging from the ceiling and informed him they were sufficient drinking apparatus's for the shots and the martini glasses had the ability to hold my vodka tonic. At this point I wasn't even upset yet. I was just happy to actually have a drink so I tipped the bartender $20 in hopes of him improving my individual customer service. Long story short that sure didn't work. As for the "complimentary" midnight champagne toast I requested 2 glasses of champagne at 11:35 for me and my boyfriend. I was told it was too early which is where I really started to become annoyed considering it took a half hour to order drinks and I just gave the guy a $20. So I hang out by the bar for 20 mins and request 2 glasses again which is when I was told they were all out. I stood there the whole time and I assure you, I didn't miss them handing out hundreds of glasses to everyone but me. THEY NEVER HAD ANY. I'm going to cut this short because I browse over reviews that are too long but I will say the night didnt get better. They never had clean glasses (or the right ones). The customer service was horrible. The drinks were poorly made and the people pouring them were rude. I was actually told when ordering my groups drinks who were all standing around me I could not order more than 2. THIS PLACE IS HORRIBLE AND WHEN 2012 COMES AROUND MY MAIN REGRET 363 DAYS FROM NOW WILL BE WHERE I WAS WHEN THE YEAR STARTED.
Q: positive

A: These guys are amazing. It's a small but mighty family-run gas station (full service) and repair shop. Everyone who works there is nice, but Tom in particular is one of the warmest and most pleasant human beings you will ever interact with. As a woman who knows zilch about cars, I'm always wary of being ripped off and told that I need to fix or replace things that aren't actually problematic. So it's very important to me that I take my car somewhere trustworthy. This shop is ethical and does a great job. I trust that they won't try to "nickel and dime" me and sell me things that I don't need. Because they're small, during their busy season it sometimes can take a bit to get an appointment for service. But even if they can't get you in right away, they will do what they can in the moment to help you. For example, I had a malfunction indicator lamp come on in my car this summer, and I called Finks to see about getting it looked at. The earliest available appointment they had was a week out, but they told me to swing my car by that day and they would hook it up to the computer to see if the error code was indicating a problem that could wait a week or if it was serious and I should take it in somewhere else right away. Love that they are so helpful (even when it meant me potentially getting it fixed elsewhere!) I have found their prices to be higher than other places for both repairs and routine things like oil changes and inspections. But for me, you can't really put a price on knowing that your car is in good hands and that you're not being taken advantage of. A very easy 5 stars and 5 cheers for Finks!
Problem: What would be an example of an positive (OPTIONS:
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Answer: If I wrote a full review you'd never read it... it would be too long. We had nearly everything on the darn menu. Everything here is between excellent to amazing, except the deserts which are so-so - more on that later. Be warned... this place is very expensive. I would not spend my own $ here... it is at least 30% too expensive IMO compared to other places I go of this caliber. But, if you want to drop $100/person (not including drinks) and want good food... try it. Anything cooked gets 5 stars: lamb, black cod, and about everything else is great. Sushi gets 3 stars: it is just OK - they do a few things that are good but nothing beyond 4 stars and that is pushing it. The fish selection is not very big so they need to step it up there is they really want to be a top place to go for just sushi. The deserts were Meh. The only thing good was the sorbets and they were good, not great. Overall I had a great meal, we ate a lot and the cooked dishes made the meal... good thing I did not have to pay for it.
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Generate a negative review for a place
Output: I've been to Armitage (couple years ago) a number of times and gave it a good review. However, today was not good and it will probably be a couple more years before I go back. We went for Mother's Day for their Sunday brunch. The guy singing was good, but the music was SO loud! My parents and my husband's parents went with us and we couldn't hear each other or the waitress. I like loud music, but it was a Sunday at noon - not Friday night. We asked the waitress if he could turn it down a notch and she mentioned other people had asked too, and would ask. It was never turned down. The food was okay. Mimosas great. They didn't bring my 11 year old son's food out until the rest of us had finished eating. The table next to us sat down 45 minutes after us and the boy at their table got the same kids meal my son got and his came out first. We complained and they took it off the bill but no one was in a hurry to get the food.
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output: It's been awhile since I've eaten at a Wahoo's location. I grew up in San Diego therefore it was one of those places you go to when you where near the beach area. I love love love their rice... however, this time around I went for the brown rice as I'm trying to "change" the way I eat. The brown rice was typically nutty and typically dry. I think next time I will stick to the regular at least at this establishment. The food here was good. Atmosphere awesome, especially with the littles and most of all it's close to home! Healthy Mexican food at it's best is the best way I can describe it.
Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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We went there Tuesday night for a friend's birthday celebration. There were 8 of us in our party and we sat outside on the terrace. It wasn't too busy there were plenty of tables free at 6:30 when we arrived. A few minutes later our appetizers and salads arrive. The mussels were delicious. They are prepared in a tomato, sausage, onion and pepper mix. The salads were fine, nothing too exciting. One of our party members knows the owner and went to talk to her about our lousy service. She offered to bring us a free dessert, but basically acted like she didn't believe her. At 8:20 our dinner arrives. I ordered the angel hair pasta and added a side of prawns to the dish. I had exactly one bite of the pasta - it was cold and overcooked and absolutely flavorless. yuck. The prawns were beautiful and cooked to perfection but totally lacking in any seasoning. The waitress disappeared so I took the lemon from my water and squeezed it over the prawns. The waitress made absolutely no comment when she came to take away my plate. My husbands steak was equally cold. Everyone else seemed to enjoy their meals. By this time we were getting pretty cold, we noticed a dozen propane heaters in the corner. Perhaps they were out of propane? As we were sitting and chatting after dinner one of the kitchen staff started dragging big plastic garbage cans right past our table to the dumpster. He made 3 trips, dragging the garbage cans right past us each time. Not sure I'll return.