Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer: We had a rough night. One disclaimer, I'm not a girl who is much into roughing it. But wow, there is not a single comfort or luxury at this place. It took us 45 minutes to park. We sat in a line in the street to get to the venue and then another for disabled parking for my dad who was with us and has mobility challenges. By the time we got to the disabled lot, we were informed that the lot was full and had to drive to the back of the complex (a dusty dirt lot full of rocks) to park, about 150 yards from the entrance. By the time we arrived our kids were already melting down. Basically this event is a bunch of hot air balloons in a giant dirt lot. The food we wound up getting was expensive ($8 BBQ sandwich and $6 fries, spent $23 for a side of Mac n Cheese and 4 bottles of water), and below average (even for a festival style event). There is also nowhere to sit, not a single table or chair in the entire place (especially rough on the disabled folks) so people just camp out on the (dirt) ground all over the place. The kids are able to trick or treat at the hot air balloons, but the lines to get candy were very long and they give one piece of candy per child. Not that I was looking to make a candy killing, but after an hour of "trick or treating" the kids didn't have much to show for it. The port a potties could've used some attention and they were pitch black inside (no lighting in the area and grateful the kids didn't have to go). We finally persuaded the kids to get milkshakes and leave. We were there with cousins and spent $40 for 7 milkshakes. Yeah, do that math. I feel so bad complaining so much. It's a personal policy for me to mostly just reward great experiences with positive reviews rather than complain. But yeah, we'll just wait for Halloween next year....

Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer: God, what the hell happened to this place? Remember when we were kids, and our parents would take us here to mask their gambling? "Oh, son, take these quarters and go play on the midway!" I'd be all excited, but I knew what mom and dad were doing. They were gambling my college fund away!!! But then I felt complicit because I took their $20 and played Simpsons until I got carpel tunnel syndrome. Either way, it was cool meeting other kids whose parents were also gambling away their college funds. Flash forward to today. Circus Circus is ghetto as shit. There's still families there, but it's NOT the kind of place I'd want to take my family. There's seedy people all over the casino, and lots of people were angry and yelling. Also, the midway is now disgusting. It makes me think I have MRSA or something. Blech, don't go here unless all you want is super cheap gambling and shadiness. If you want to give your kids the amusement park experience, take them to New York, New York or just walk up and down the strip. Don't give them sad memories that they'll hate you for and that will lead them to drug and alcohol addiction. Trust me, it's not worth it.

Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer:
First of all when we checked in to our room the door didn't lock the lock was apparently broken. Really? Ugh I had to go downstairs and complain and asked the front desk to give us a different room. So inconvenient we had to carry our stuff to a different room. I had to ask them for and upgrade for the inconvenience. Room service is bad they charge for everything $30 for a robe per day $30 for a refrigerator. This was the first and last time I will stay At New York New York. Btw the rooms are old fashioned and creepy .