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An example of an positive review: I pied my cochon the food was do dam f'n good. I poo'd my cochon being so bloated after the meal. All jokes aside this dinner we had was fantastic. From the foie gras Poutine, foie gras burger, and the Duck in a can. They could not have cooked the food any better. Service did not exceed my expectation, but I was too busy and happy stuffing my face in foie gras. &

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An example of an positive review: Cami is AWESOME! Super fast and incredibly thorough! And of course thorough is what you want when getting a brazilian! :) Cami has seen it all and waxed it all and knows what she's doing. She was able to schedule me on short notice and accommodate a change in my schedule when I needed to move the appointment time. The studio is smaller than I expected - just one room - but it's clean and she locks the door so there is privacy. I would absolutely go back to see Cami again next time I'm in town. Thanks, Cami!!

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An example of an positive review: Best place to grab your Poke! Always fresh and the owner is always so nice. We come here for the Raw kim chee crab, mussel poke, spicy wasabi and my fave their spicy avocado.

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An example of an negative review: This is actually a review of the McDonald's in this Walmart. Just for you information, I am in my 20s, and my Dad's side of the family immigrated to America from Japan in the 1800s. That means, if your ancestors were one of those European's who saw the Statue of Liberty when they were immigrating to America, my Family has been American longer than your family. Here is what happened today: This 60+ year old Korean man orders 6 coffees in front of me. They tell him that the coffee is still brewing so he has to wait. I ordered a McDouble and a strawberry fruit smoothie for my foster kid, and I just got a coffee for myself. When our order was ready, they gave it to me without the coffee. I told them that they had forgotten my coffee and the lady replies to me: "Like I told you before, it is still brewing". Did this lady really confuse me as a 60 year old Korean man who was speaking in broken English? It doesn't end there. There was a geriatric black man sitting in a booth near the counter who was having a conversation with a white dude(who is a walmart worker) about how: " A couple years ago Walmart was all American. We didn't have so many damn Chinese working here! It was all American!". He was doing his best to make sure I was hearing his remarks. First of all, there are not many Chinese people working at Walmart, those Asian-Americans you usually see are all pretty much all Filipinos. 2nd, I think he was angry because he noticed that my Foster Kid is black, and he must have thought that he was my son, and that I knocked up some black chick. The reason why the Korean guy wasn't offended was because his English sucked and he couldn't understand what "Grandad" was saying. But, the moral of the story today is that I didn't just get Racism, I got Double Racism(4 chan reference).