Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Example Input: His broomstick goes out of control. It
Example Output: unleashes ominously from the river, which erupts across the sky.

Example Input: Security guards pull them apart. The Security Guards
Example Output: carries the lug butts into the car.

Example Input: The girls slaps the man and he continues to play the game with several other girls on the street in various locations. When the man wins the girls
Example Output:
continues playing and stops to get the ball away from each other.