question: Complete the next sentence:

How to trap pigeons
Keep your property clean.
Pigeons are natural scavengers who thrive off the waste that humans leave behind.
If you maintain a clean property, free of food scraps and loose fruit and vegetation, you are decreasing the chance that pigeons will roost by your home or apartment building.
OPTIONS:
- If you have to feed your pigeons frequently, keep your house clean and have all your bedding and clothes removed. Move your flock to low-risk areas of your neighborhood.
- Gross use of your home is a red red flag that birds always check. " cheap cheap " food is a bigger red flag to pigeons.
- Pigeons need an environment as warm and dry as possible to thrive and quickly become fully feathered. Your property should also always be kept in a warm, damp environment so pigeons can develop their feathers well enough.
- While this may not prevent the pigeons from occasionally traveling through, they probably won't be sticking around long. Make sure you have trash cans and/or dumpsters that can close.

answer: While this may not prevent the pigeons from occasionally traveling through, they probably won't be sticking around long. Make sure you have trash cans and/or dumpsters that can close.

question: Complete the next sentence:

How to fart in class without anyone noticing
Don't freak out!
Remember that there is a way to fart and still be savvy.
Clench your anus when you feel your stomach growl.
Even though you may feel immense pressure, it's best to not let the fart come out while your stomach is growling.
OPTIONS:
- Remember that fart-blowing can give you a headache. Relieve pressure in your intestines by squeezing them harder.
- The more pressure you feel, the more deadly and loud the fart will be when it comes out. So make sure your stomach isn't growling before you let one rip.
- This will not only send out a fart, but the other students might hear it too! If they notice, they know you're gag chargers. Decide the level of difficulty before the class occurs.
- Do this so that other classmates don't check on your usage of the restroom. ( nobody can trace where the bathroom is).

answer: The more pressure you feel, the more deadly and loud the fart will be when it comes out. So make sure your stomach isn't growling before you let one rip.

question: Complete the next sentence:

How to get a guy to break up with his girlfriend and hook up with you
Keep communication going.
Try to talk to him more than he talks to his girlfriend. If he talks to his girlfriend once a week, then text/talk to him every 2 days.
OPTIONS:
- If you run into him at lunch, send him a @@. Or just leave an annoying message that says something like, " hey! Put up an instant messenger on your phone.
- Keep the juices flowing and don't bore him. But don't become too obsessive with him or he might feel like he's being suffocated.
- If he talks to his girlfriend once a week, then perhaps he's just trying to catch her eye. If he talks to his girlfriend every other week, then he's already talking about you more than his girlfriend.
- Try to respond to his texts as often as you can. Don't text the person back if he texts you, unless he asks you for permission.

answer:
Keep the juices flowing and don't bore him. But don't become too obsessive with him or he might feel like he's being suffocated.