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Output: We went here for brunch and were sorely disappointed. I understand that quality food takes time, but waiting an hour and a half for food in a mostly empty restaurant is unacceptable. At an average twenty dollars a plate, you're not just paying for food, you're paying for the experience; my experience was pretty miserable. This is the first time I've walked out of a restaurant. We were starving and after discussing it, my friends and I paid for our drinks and walked. I left hungry and dissatisfied. I usually sandwich a comment with something positive, so in that spirit; if you like nice decor, go here.

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Output: I ordered the Flagstaff Spinach Salad along with a side of fries today for lunch take-out. Their sides are NOT sides, they're huge! Which isn't bad. Plus they were delicious. AS for the salad.... On their website it states: "The Flagstaff Spinach Salad We start with fresh spinach, add lots of sauteed portobello mushrooms, red onions, roasted red peppers, diced tomatoes and mix with a tasty potion of lemon and avocado. It's all topped with a little Gorgonzola cheese. Backpack and tent sold separately." I got no mushrooms and very little onions and peppers. Mushrooms are my favorite too! I do have to say that the lemon and avocado dressing was amazing... I probably won't go back though, due to the fact that a salad is the easiest thing to make and they still couldn't get it down.

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Output: This place is garbage, ordered two drinks (double shot gin and sodas) and this joker gave us soda water with a lime. Spend your $25 someplace else in this airport! Waste of time.

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Wow, I can't believe no one's reviewed this place since it's 1derful. I did get married a lil while ago & it wasn't stressful @ all, did everything myself. The purple bridesmaid dresses were found by me in a bridal mag & then ordered here. I remember that it took some shipping time, everyone came in to try them on & then if any alterations were needed they took care of it. I looked at bridal dresses here & all over & would have purchased here 'cept I bid on a fab charity auction event one that I got instead.