Problem: Write a positive yelp review.
A: The absolute best cocktails you will ever have. Try the peanut butter!

Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A: I really can't believe this .. Haven't been here in ages and I end up with the same Lazy un attentive Server Melody Melody Melody She's So Freaking Slow ( Hurry Up Melody)

Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A:
Gone down hill. I used to love their sliders and salads, but the service here is atrocious. The latest time I tried to go, we sat down and proceeded to be ignored for 30 minutes even as the servers saw us. Finally someone said they would get to us, but 10 minutes later, we just left. Oh, and this was a Monday night. It's worse on weekends.