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You are given a review about a place. You need to provide a rating from "1 star" to "5 stars" for this place.
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Have you watched Magic Mike? Well this is exactly like that, in the sense that there is not enough stripping and way too much dancing.

There has to be much more shaking the booty in a thong.

There was one guy who shook his booty a lot but he was kinda older... aka not really eye candy.

I guess if you want to go to a male dance show, this will fit your needs, but if you're looking for something a little more raunchy, skip this show.

If a guy paid $50ish to see females doing what these guys did, the guys would riot.
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1 star

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I can see why I've avoided this club for so long. I was there on Saturday, Labor Day weekend. It definitely helps to be rollin semi-deep with 7 other girls. One of them had some kind of guestlist hook up. If you're on a guestlist, you still have to wait in some other bunk ass line, luckily it went by fast! You're pretty much fucked if you don't get there really early and/or are not on the guestlist. I know it's some bullshit but it is Las Vegas after all. You're also pretty much fucked if you're rollin strictly dickly because the bouncers won't let you in without a few females.

Ladies, if you want your dancing experience to have minimal groping, I suggest to get on that "stage". I don't think anyone that stepped out on the dance floor made it out alive.

Or if you can't get on stage, have one of your cute homegirls catch the attention of some dudes with tables, worked for our group!

The upstairs area was pretty cool since you get fresh air. I was pleased with the choice of music (outside and in the club), it was mostly hip-hop. I can't dance to that house shit.

Tao needs to start selling those "I Survived" t-shirts because that shit was ridiculous. No, I will not be coming back...unless I have my homegirls with me to finagle a table.
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2 stars

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***I am not a big fan of buffets, but the breakfast buffet at the Bellagio features a wide variety of pretty good food that is satisfying; it is also a good value (if you come really hungry)***

I've never had the lunch or the dinner buffet at the Bellagio, but I usually go to the Bellagio for the breakfast buffet on most trips to Vegas. There are occasional waits, but it is usually pretty quick to get seated.

The variety is quite impressive. And the food is a little better than your average buffet. Plus, there are duplicate meat/egg stations to make getting through the buffet quite easy even when there is a crowd.

The booths are very comfortable. And it is far enough away from the noises of the casino that eating breakfast here is a welcomed change-of-pace.
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4 stars