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An example of an negative review: It's an alright Bou to visit..... if you can find parking. I would love to know who designer the parking scheme of this place b/c um, it kinda sucks. The main entrance/exit is off East Blvd yet I have to be super aware when pulling out since I feel like I am going to hit a runner. The spaces are tight, corners are sharp and am pissed off someone who designed this parking lot is making bukoo bucks. Enough about the parking (hopefully this little rant shows how much contempt I have for it) Service is shotty-sometimes it's great, other times not so much. They have a lovely outdoor patio where you can sip on your drink which seems to be the option for me most of the time since this place is always packed to the gills with either QU students, Dilworth-ites or just plain old weird people who come out of the wood works to get in on the free Wi Fi action. The coffee and the visual aesthetics are the only things I dig about this place.

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An example of an negative review: Well where do I start, I guess what made me decide to NEVER go to matts again was on June 29th at 8 am, My roommate and I get there before the big rush, sign up on their yellow note pad that we want a seat: check! Now we wait annnnd wait and wait, we start to notice customers coming in after us and signing up, then a regular at matts, well of course the regular their gets seated first we thought naww understandable its a regular! But soon our anger and frustration grew when customers after us that all were in 2's were being seated before by the oblivious waiter who seemed to ignore us and our name we finally stood up finally our fuses blew we pointed out our name and he simply shook his hand at an end table and said "oh you can take that one" , EXCUSE ME? You know what forget it , we walked out, we gave Matts 3 chances! 1...2....3....UR OUT! good riddance to horrible waiters generic breakfast where we always leave saying "couldnt we have made this at home?", fellow yelpers I don't know about you but I rather take my business elsewhere, I also want to thank the breakfastclub for instantly sitting us down and serving an amazing breakfast! I know my new breakfast to go to every sunday now! Good luck Matt you just lost 2 customers

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An example of an positive review: Had the Samba Strip Roll with maine lobster, mango, crispy rice and peanut curry. AWESOME!! Had the Yamato Roll with caviar, foie gras, and gold leaf. AWESOME!! Also has the edamame with chili lime sauce. AWESOME!!

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An example of an negative review: Heavy as a stone! I don't know what they put to their ice cream but it felt like I've had whole 7 course meal (desert included). The flavors are ok but the digestion of a single scoop is terrible and I've never experienced problems with dairy products. I wonder what they mix into their products....