Q: As of September 10, 2012 I am the Duke of Le Barbare, and I am NEEEEEEEEEEEVER going back! I've had it with their inconsistent food and their slow and incompetent service. I just paid 30$ for food that we ate 1/4 of just so I could get the hell out. I've seen these useless waitresses come and go over the last 4 years, and they are ALL the same. Ditsy, slow, forgetful, and as of today I can add rude and insulting. Food quality is a crap shoot as well. I blame management because regardless who they hire, they are all consistently and similarly bad. Let me spell it out... the food is TERRIBLE and the service is ATROCIOUS!!!!!! I've been here at least 50 times over the last 4 years and I'm done. Do yourself a favor and go anywhere else. At the very least your frustration levels won't be spiking every 5 minutes. PS: I wouldn't kill them to clean the bathroom once a month. I'm sure a black light would reveal a nauseating and vomitous tale.

A: negative

Q: My first time to a Smashburger joint, and boy was I impressed. I really wish this chain was where I live, near Seattle, WA. A really good burger, fries, and a soda manages to stay under $10 (at least here in Mesa, AZ). What makes Smashburger a cut above the likes of Five Guys and Fatburger? It's one word - FRESH. Everything with the burger is top quality, fresh ingredients. The Arizona Burger had delicious and fresh tomato, onion, avocado, and chipotle mayo. You can tell the burger patty is fresh and probably hand made, and the egg buns are great. The fries are also a special treat, with olive oil, rosemary, and garlic. Yummm! Smashburger is truly "As good as it gets" for a burger joint! Fatburger and Five Guys make pretty good burgers, just not as good as Smash... and only Five Guys comes close in the fries category.

A: positive

Q: 1) no prices are offered - the meat/salad bar is $51/person, cocktains about $12 each 2) starve yourself before going...seriously! 3) eat at a leisurely pace - I made the mistake of eating at the pace that the meat slicers are working 4) 95% of the offerings (including the bread on the table) are gluten free 5) may wish to arrive later than 5:30pm - seemed that not all of the meats were prepared (we never saw the chicken or ribs)

A: positive

Q: Let me start by saying that I am not a vegetarian or vegan. That said, I am not well versed in what types of food vegan restaurants typically offer but I love Green! I can't even tell their mock chicken isn't chicken. I have tried several dishes, and all were excellent. My favorite is the Jerk salad- the dressing is delicious. The service here is great and you can get in and out pretty quickly. Highly recommend!

A:
positive