IN: I got a tip that the Serena sister 's look alikes were going to hit the local tennis court . I headed straight to the hot spot with my best bud . They were foxes even from afar .
Why did I want to go to the event the Serena sister 's were going to be at ?

OUT: Because I had heard the Serena sister 's were very attractive and wanted to see for myself .

IN: Half of those surveyed worry Obama " may be too closely aligned with people who hold radical political views , " and 57 percent said they were concerned he lacked the experience to be an effective president , USA Today said . Hello ? Excuse me ? Have we just not been through 8 years of a " man " who has as much smarts as the cum shot I blew into a sock ? For fucks sake !
Why is the narrator being so graphic in their insult ?

OUT: They want people to remember Bush and vote against his party .

IN: Bake in the preheated oven for 35 minutes , or until a toothpick inserted into the center of the cake comes out clean . Cool for 10 minutes on a cooling rack , then unmold cake . Cool completely before serving . Store in an airtight container once cooled .
What type of cuisine is the narrator teaching ?

OUT:
They are teaching making sweets .