IN: Complete devastation set in as I realized the exit was nothing more than a mirage . The architects of the maze had built in an additional detour , and the main road was nowhere near . In fact , I was about to embark on a mandatory restaurant tour . Hysterically crying by now , I passed California Pizza Kitchen , The Cheesecake Factory , Sbarro 's . Every possible stream of cuisine offering it 's own disappointing experience to the walking dead .
What may be the reason why they were hysterically crying ?
OPTIONS:
- None of the above choices .
- They were hungry and did n't find any restaurants .
- They were hallucinating after a night of partying .
- They wanted out of the area and could n't get out .

OUT: They wanted out of the area and could n't get out .

IN: And there 's this really creepy guy on the bench ! And the creepy guy is making really creepy conversation with me .... So I sucked that cigarette down faster than ever , spotted him standing at K 's register again and ran inside to tell him .
Why might the creepy guy be there ?
OPTIONS:
- None of the above choices .
- He might be a time traveller
- He might be a ghost
- He might be a martian visiting earth

OUT: None of the above choices .

IN: It 's Thursday morning and I ' m surprised , actually , about how much of my list I ' ve actually made it through . It did n't turn out to be such a bad week after all . I really feel like something has turned over inside of me . The negativity just is n't affecting me as much .
What type of weekend will the narrator have ?
OPTIONS:
- It 'll be a worsening weekend .
- It 'll be a good weekend .
- None of the above choices .
- It 'll be a weekend filled with the narrator 's sour mood .

OUT:
It 'll be a good weekend .