Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: I have 3 words for you: FAKE BOARDING PASSES In 2009 we tried to fly to Costa Rica from Toronto at Christmas time, BIG MISTAKE. To make a long story short our flight out of YYZ was delayed by 3 hours (even though it was showing on-time on the website when left our house, we were later told by American Airlines that apparently the flight crew was late) and we spent 3 days alternately standing in line-ups or sitting from morning until night in various airports on stand-by for flights because we couldn't make our connection. We were passed around from one enormous line-up to another (only to be sent back again) and got sent all over the USA. We went from Toronto to Charlotte to Dallas to Florida and finally to San Jose, Costa Rica, receiving some bogus boarding passes in the process. Boarding passes that they took from us and refused to give back. This part involved US Airways' partner American Airlines (the AA representative told us that the flight had been oversold weeks ago and there were other passengers already in the seats we had showing on our boarding passes.) and some unfriendly back and forth between the two. And of course you dare not make a scene in an American airport, no sirree bob otherwise those G.I. Joes will be all over you like white on rice. We were all ready to explode, especially after the second day when our luggage managed to get on a flight, but we didn't so we were at the motel with only the clothes on our backs. Motel folk were really nice though, and they gave a discount to stranded travellers. We missed out on a 3rd of our 9 day trip (all pre-paid) and were not compensated 1 penny by US Airways or GAP Adventures. All the gory details took 3 single-spaced pages to spell out, but suffice it to say avoid US Airways and avoid traveling during Christmas if you can.
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A: China Chili is not only a 4, it is a very solid 4. I was on my way back to the West Valley, from the East Valley, and did a search on my beloved Yelp for a highly rated Chinese Food joint that was on the way. China Chili kept appearing. We called in the take out order, and it was finished before I arrived. We ordered the House Chicken, Spicy Garlic Eggplant, Kung Pao Chicken, Mongolian Beef, and Fried Shrimp. And... BAM! It was bomb! The House Chicken was delicious. Garlic-y, with little bit of spicyness to it, and a very subtle nuttyness to it from the oil in the wok. Great texture, great smell... It was fantastic. I'm not an Eggplant fan, but my gf is, and she ordered it. She said the Eggplant was a 3.5. Good, but not the best she'd ever had. The Kung Pao... Again, a very good dish. If there was a complaint, it was that it was a tad heavy on the zucchini in the dish, which was just a tad overcooked. It changed the texture in the dish in an obvious way. Mongolian Beef. NOM NOM! Perfect. Great flavor, great texture. Very happy with the dish. The Breaded Shrimp was perfect. I can only handle so much fried shrimp. Tried one, and it was spot on. This was a perfect way to end a 15 hour day.
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer: I brought my sick cat in with some very specific requests- I had a fairly good idea of what was wrong with her (having been through this particular illness before) and knowing the treatment that had worked best for her last time she had this problem. I am new to the area and was searching for the right vet to help take care of her. The vet tech at the hospital was amazing; she was very caring and I could tell she knew her stuff. The vet whom I saw, though, left me with a very bad impression. He recommended all kinds of expensive tests that my cat did not really need (I had learned that from experience). Even after I explained to him specifically what I wanted, he really tried to push the expensive tests by giving me worst case scenarios. I honestly felt like he was trying to capitalize on my affection for my cat in order to make money. Long story short, I took my cat to another vet with my same requests and was listened to this time. She got the medicine she needed and is now healthy again. Had I listened to the vet at Fletcher Heights, I have no doubt she would have eventually gotten what she needed, but I'd also be down several hundred dollars in order to get her back up to snuff.
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Output: I vowed to go back to Hash House A Go Go after trying it for the first time at the Imperial Palace and not liking what I ordered (http://www.yelp.com/biz/hash-house-a-go-go-las-vegas-5?hrid=iNK3civmn3ucUVSnXr1Xeg). What brought me back was seeing how great everyone else's food looked compared to mine. I was very disappointed the first time around and had to give it another shot. I was already staying at the Rio, so this location was very convenient. There were several things that I liked better about this Hash House than at the Imperial Palace, mostly that it felt less stuffy. Overall, it was a much better dining experience. My instincts to give it another shot paid off as I really enjoyed my food. I ordered the bacon waffle, which was a waffle with bacon in the center that stuck out of each corner. My plan was to order a waffle and a side of bacon, but this covered all my bases! It was slightly on the salty side, but my waiter had warned me about that prior to ordering. It was a unique and tasty breakfast plate that I thoroughly enjoyed. My opinion of Hash House A Go Go significantly upgraded after this visit. The food, service, and atmosphere were all excellent. There were also many other things on the menu that I would like to try and I look forward to going back.
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output: Freshly made ice cream from fresh Wisconsin ice cream, I screamed for this frozen treat! The prices are a bit high, but so will you be after trying this frozen crack. They have a bunch I options and mixed in flavors. I love the everything. Just like my bagels, I got a little flavor of it all. Fortunately tey don't over do it and force 100 toppings in one bite. It's fairly consistently one piece per spoon.
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I've seen enough zombie movies to feel pretty competent in my knowledge of the undead. But book learnin' ain't the same as street smarts, which is why I dig the Usery Pass Shooting Range. Considering the fact that we're in a relative period of peace with regard to zombie human relations, I don't feel the need to own any fire power. I like to be prepared, but I'm not paranoid. Luckily, I get to work in some training drills when I go out with a couple of my well armed friends. As a bonus, it's a very structured environment for target practice, with all sorts of park rangers keeping an eye on the going ons, so nobody ends up the victim of idiocy. Like most newbies, I dig .22s because they don't have any recoil. The range provides targets that you can stagger at different distances and I'm pretty good at close range. But at close range that's just going to piss off a zombie and maybe it'll slow them down long enough for me to run. Enter the AK-47 and the Russian M-44. Now I don't have testes, but when I'm holding these weapons I feel downright manly. Ain't no demonic, soul sucking beasties getting to my brains. Now, the nitty gritty details. It costs six bucks for a day of shooting and you're required to have ear plugs and glasses. I think there is some kind of member deal through the Rio Salado Sportsman Club, but I'm not interested in shooting small furry animals and that's what the word "sportsman" conjures up, plus I don't go nearly often enough to make use of a membership. I'm only interested in pretending that the targets are slow lumbering undead with the all consuming desire to slurp up my learnin' juice. It's kind of far to travel if you don't live in East Mesa, but it makes for a fun morning and you even get a consolation prize, a recoil bruise and striations from the butt of the AK. Again, manliness. I dare say, when the zombie apocalypse is nigh, I'll be prepared. Or at least I'll know a couple people who are.