The checkout clerk seemed a bit stunned by the sheer cow - dependency we exhibit . By dinner last night , we were out of milk . As I trudged out into the darkness to collect another couple gallons , I whined to LT that home - delivered milk was sounding better and better to me . Superhero that she is , she looked up local milk delivery for me , and even signed me up to get a call with a quote from Smith Brothers Dairy .

OPTIONS:
- They eat a lot of beef .
- None of the above choices .
- They love farm animals .
- They drink a lot of milk .
Answer the following question: What may be the reason they have a cow dependency ?

They drink a lot of milk .

Did the audience care ? Absolutely not ! The whole idea is to be FUNNY and the audience does n't care if it 's an old joke or one manufactured to be new ( using an old joke premise ) as long as they are entertained . Nothing new is under the sun , but I am the first to admit that we must keep joke files ( especially if you are working for kids ) and to rewrite and revamp jokes and material . How you change a joke makes it more your own than actually inventing the joke premise ( which was probably invented in vaudeville days or before ) .

OPTIONS:
- They will use impromptu humor .
- None of the above choices .
- They will use jokes from the file .
- They will improvise .
Answer the following question: What will the narrator do next time on stage ?

They will use jokes from the file .

As soon as I get up in the morning I think about women . When I shower I think about women . When I watch TV I think about women . I even think about women when I eat .

OPTIONS:
- They get up with women in the morning .
- They do not have much contact with females .
- None of the above choices .
- They watch women on TV .
Answer the following question: What could cause this fixation in the narrator ?

They do not have much contact with females .

One of the ways I recover from the jolt of returning home after an extended trip is to delve into books about the place or region I ' ve just been to , or to read travelogues and anthologies ( while swilling copious amounts of wine to assist in the denial that I am " back " ) . So , I ' ve been reading a book of travel stories by AA Gill , a cheeky , smart , observant writer from Scotland ( but he lives in Chelsea ) . I liked what he had to say about Argentina .

OPTIONS:
- None of the above choices .
- She went to Scotland .
- She went to Chelsea .
- She went to South America .
Answer the following question: Where did the narrator recently travel to ?
She went to South America .