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Output: Honestly.. How can you mess up a simple order of grilled cheese with bacon and give NO BACON. The beer was nasty and bottom of the barrel, the 'tap was out' and then you proceed to give me a cold plate of COLD LIMP BACON to make up for the mistake. This is a MAJOR DISSAPOINTMENT... I'll think twice before I come back..

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Output: It is not delicious, but the service is good.

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Output: Went here for lunch, was super excited about getting into some Irish cuisine, but left with my hopes and dreams shattered. I started off the evening with a delicious and refreshing tall glass of the one and only Guiness beer, off the tap of course. It was amazing as usual. 5 stars. Next I ordered a shepard's pie, which I'd actually been craving for quite some time. When it came to me I knew there was going to be some problems. It was tiny, and looked like something I could whip up in my kitchen in no more than 5 min. And I guess that's all they did in the back of the bar, with little to no effort, it tasted as much. Minus one star. I was still hungry, so I decided to order another meal figuring it was still early and I could just eat the leftovers for dinner. I elected the corned beef and cabbage. 5 min later I received an impostor. This was no corned beef I've ever seen. It was instead a shaved meat that tasted kinda like it, with obviously CANNED potatoes, surrounded with an abundance of cabbage and now I'm upset. Minus two stars. This is a PUB, NOT A RESTAURANT. Guiness was great, food sucked big time.

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Hey! A tea store! What's not to love? Uh, everything, apparently. Crazy prices, middling-quality teas, obnoxious minimum purchases, a ridiculous affinity for tutti-frutti blended teas, and a bunch of insipid nonsense about the soul-cleansing properties of boiled leaves. I especially like the scam they run with the containers. In case you haven't heard this one before, they automatically put your tea into a tin. They don't ask, and they don't bother mentioning that piddly little slave-labor pot metal tin is $7, apparently hoping you go all glossy-eyed at checkout and can't do math in your head. "Goodness," they must hope you think, "tax must have gone up quite a lot!" Skip it. You can get much better tea with much better service at much better prices by making the trek to Souvia or using any of the reputable catalog companies. Maybe Starbucks will force-feed Teavana some customer service skills after the acquisition is final, but my hopes are not high.