input: Write a negative yelp review.
output: If you're been to Teharu in Tempe, don't bother going here. It's soooooo over priced its not even funny. The sushi was average, but then again I didn't taste everything because everything that looked decent was on a gold plate, which is $4.50 EACH.. and most of the time it was only three pieces. So that makes it a $12 roll. I'll pass.
input: Write a positive yelp review.
output: As good as it gets, Jarling's Cup is a reason to move to (or stay in) CU. Delicious custard, reasonable prices, nice service, retro decor. Snowstorms are fantastic, and they have many mixable ingredients to cater to any taste. My poison is Butterfinger & peanut butter cup (an emulated cup made with peanut butter and cold fudge). To make a night of it, start with a Delicious Seaboat(tm) fish sandwich, just two doors down from the Cup.
input: Write a negative yelp review.
output:
How did we end up eating at a 3.5 star pizza place? We have an Entertainment book, opened it to a random page and a Round Table Pizza coupon was there. Being not too far from the house, we made the trip. We had to wait for almost 10 minutes for the guy working the register, and two of the kitchen staff to finish flirting with the girls in front of us that came in to pick up an order that was called in. The staff could not deduce which order was theirs, out of what looked like a very limited number of options. An offhand comment was made that they should sell the girls "a big bag of 'oregano'" - this will become more relevant in a moment. FINALLY, they finished the debacle that was handing off three pizzas and collecting funds for said food. We ordered, had to repeat ourselves multiple times as to what we wanted, the guy behind the counter had the toughest time listening/comprehending/pressing buttons. When our food finally came out, we were wondering about the logic behind their pizza. The wife ordered a specialty pizza that had all sorts of vegetables and some meats in melted cheese. For whatever reason, some of the vegetables were just thrown on *after* the pizza was cooked. My BBQ chicken pizza was ok, messy as all could be, but tasted alright. When it came time to rinse my hands of BBQ sauce, I made my way back to the restrooms. Remember when I said the staff's comment earlier would be relevant? There was this very distinct, strong and pungent smoky smell coming from the kitchen area. Wonder what that could be. Not really, I know what it was, I've been to high school and college. Once that hit our nostrils, it became clear why the staff could not concentrate or use basic logic to figure out which order to give the customers. Here we are three days later and my wife is still trying to get to where she feels better. Amazing how eating at a place can have an immediate and long lasting effect on a person. Needless to say, we won't be going back to Round Table Pizza, this one or any others. For that much money per pizza, there are many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, better options.