Problem: Write a positive (OPTIONS:
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- positive) yelp review.
A: I have nothing bad to say about this U-Swirl. I visit them on a weekly basis and the greatness of this place is consistent. The place is always clean. Staff is super friendly. They have a great selection of yogurt, sorbet and toppings. Inside is very spacious with several comfy sofas to lounge on while you finish your yogurt.
Q: negative

A: I know this store's HORRIBLE in terms of clothing - Can you say shoddily made, thin materials, lack of consistency in sizing? But do you have to be equally horrible in your customer service practices? That in mind, I only really come into this store when I need an accessory and don't feel like paying a lot for it. Back in August after my partial thyroidectomy + mass removal - AND while waiting for the final pathology report to come back, I needed a light scarf that was plain black I could use to cover my bloody neck incision while the swelling dies down. There's nothing like some guy gawking and screaming, "AHH LOOK, A ZOMBIE!" at you when you're shopping at Frys to make you feel self-conscious. So I ventured into this Forever 21, and couldn't find one. I approached a teenage looking CSR. "Excuse me, do you know if you have any other - *gets cut off*" "*eye rolling* I'M SORRY BUT I'M OFF THE CLOCK, I NEED TO PUNCH OUT LYK OMG YOU BITCH HOW DARE YOU *walks away*!" Infuriated, I got in the 5-mile-line that was the back to school rush. I asked to speak to the manager. Wish I remembered her name, because she was just as useless as the CSR. Was either too busy farting around with a friend or another customer to truly listen to what I had to say. Granted, I was a little out of control. But still unacceptable. 1. "I'm really sorry, I'll have _______ help you out!" - Nope, that's OK. 2. "I don't think she's here today." - I WAS TALKING ABOUT LITERALLY SECONDS AGO, M'AM! I think Forever 21 as a whole, not just this store, missed this fundamental lesson: Rule #1 of Customer Service: There is no cure for a poor experience. Rule #2 of Customer Service: There is no cure for sucking. Rule #3: You MUST provide a GREAT Customer Service Experience . . . or someone ELSE will! Needless to say, I will NOT be back. Ever. Obviously, there are places with higher quality clothes, and their customer service is / can be superior. Just. Don't. Go. Here.
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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- positive) review?

Answer: My 4 year old attended the week long All Sport Camp. On Friday they take the kids to the park across the street and they left him there. THEY LEFT A 4 YEAR OLD KID, IN THE PARK, BY HIMSELF!!!! Fortunately for us, a park employee found him and called the City Marshall's and he was returned safely. I supspected Meir (sp?) was lying to us about the whole incident, I am sure he was trying to cover his own ass. My suspicions were confirmed when I got a copy of the report from the Marshal's office. The Marshal said he would have pressed charges if he could but could not prove intent. Needless to say, any parent who loves their kid should avoid this place. You literally may not get your kid back if they do to your kid what they did to ours.
Input: OPTIONS:
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Generate a negative review for a place
Output: We used a Groupon on a Saturday night. There was no problem redeeming the Groupon for two VIP tickets. A line began forming at 9:15pm. At 9:45pm, they took VIP ticket holders out of the line and escorted us upstairs to the venue. There were no tables for our drinks and the chairs were very uncomfortable. Behind the make-shift stage were windows overlooking the Strip. The flashing light coming from giant signage was very distracting. All three performers were terribly unfunny. They all seemed to be 'phoning it in' and didn't really seem to be interested in making us laugh. At times, the Bellagio fountains (which we could easily see behind the performers) were more interesting than the comedians. The show started at 10:20 and ended at 11:20. Exactly one hour. The whole event was very amateurish. We will not be back and will not recommend the show to our friends.
input: Write a positive yelp review (OPTIONS:
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- positive).
output: 10/29/13 - Edit - Since my last edit I've been to Sleepy dog many times and they've continued to shine. The menu has been revamped with quality made from scratch food, the staff seems to know what they're doing as I haven't had a long wait for anything. I can say that Sleepy Dog has changed my opinion about their brewbub, changing my review to 4 stars. I highly recommend a pint of Red Rover!
Q: positive

A:
I have been a customer of this restaurant for 13 years. Obviously I have had nearly every single item on the menu. The restaurant is always clean, they have an exhibition kitchen so you watch them prepare your food it is also spic and span. Your food is made when you order, fresh every single time. No trays or or heat lamps here. High quality ingredients and fabulous seasonings. I recommend everything! They are always very accommodating w special orders. This is just a well run, clean, fabulous place to eat. You won't even believe how fast delivery is either!