Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: I'd been anxious to try this little place since the night i popped a flat tire at the sunoco across the street from it. they had just opened and it had all the things that draw me in to a new place--it was tiny, filled with people who looked to be enjoying their evening, had minimal but satisfying decor, and it was byob. when my birthday rolled around, my friends asked me where i wanted to dine and i chose stagioni. we piled in and were immediately seated at our reserved table for 10, and were very well and happily taken care of. the rest of the place was filled, and our appetizers were great which led me to believe we were in for a flawless dining experience. then, our meals took a long time to appear, and were all just OK. nothing had any special FLAVOR. my best friend's 'shrimp and grits' entree had fantastic, juicy, giant shrimp floating in a bowl of watery, bland grits. not to mention that my rabbit ragu pasta came out looking totally different from another friend's, a mistake which the waitress attempted to remedy by bringing him a separate bowl of the ingredients the chef had forgotten to add to the dish himself. one friend's dish came out 5 minutes after everyone else's had been brought to the table. they brought us 2 complementary desserts to make up for their errors, and i left the place not unhappy, but pretty disappointed. i'd had high hopes for the place. their seasonal menu is very well thought out and the intention is there. the idea is there. but the execution is off. maybe they just aren't yet equipped to handle such big parties, and i may go back again with just one other person to give it one more shot, but overall i was not impressed. granted, the service was fantastic, but i would much prefer to go somewhere else where i can count on getting a good meal than risk the mediocrity i found at stagioni again.
Q: negative

A: Two stars is being pretty generous here. If it weren't for my son being obsessed with buffalo wings I'd never step foot in this place. I shiver when he asks to go but he's 8. He ate dirt once as a toddler. It's a slow progression on his palate apparently. Gotta give in sometime. The service is usually slow. There always seems to be one server for every table and 12 more standing around. I've decided to bring in my own bottle of soda next time do I won't die of thirst waiting for refills. For how much they over charge for crap in a paper boat I'd expect them to at least cook the food. I'm pretty positive the appetizer platters are pre assembled, frozen and popped in the microwave when ordered. I've decided that the only safe thing to order is a side salad. Otherwise be prepared to be nauseous within 2 hrs. I just don't understand why people love this place and how they stay in business.
Problem: What would be an example of an positive (OPTIONS:
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Answer: This is the best pizza in Oakland, and my favorite pizza in the entire city for that matter. Milano's sells really delicious New York-style pizza, by the slice or by the whole pie. The sauce and the cheese are both really good, and the crust is usually pretty tasty too. My favorite pizza here is probably the primavera, but all the different pizzas are good. I am originally from upstate New York, in a city with a pretty large Italian population. This pizza is what I eat when I miss my local pizza place from home. I'm only giving Milano's four stars because of its frequent crowdedness, which makes it difficult to go there and come back in the hour allotted to me for lunch, and because they only have Pepsi and not Coke. Pepsi is an inferior beverage. (Actually, I decided to relent and give it five stars anyway.)
Input: OPTIONS:
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Generate a positive review for a place
Output: I'm addicted to pearl snap shirts because of this place. I've been to quite a few cities across the south (including Nashville) and this place has the best western wear selection around for guys. They have a great selection of old trendy shirts for all you hipsters. The owner will often toss you a beer while you're looking around too.
input: Write a negative yelp review (OPTIONS:
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output: Prices here are higher compared to other Chinese places, even moreso for the quality you get being its just a simple Chinese restaurant. I ordered: - Half Peking duck = $19 - Cup of egg drop soup = $5 The pecking duck came with steamed buns (my favorite!), but they weren't good enough for me coming back. I did love that they took all the bones off the duck though so I was able to eat to my hearts content. The egg drop soup was... Ehhh. I could've made it better at home. This place was convenient during my visit, but I could get better value elsewhere. I have a soft spot for the underdog, but their prices just didn't seem reasonable.
Q: negative

A:
When a place is always as busy as Pete's is, it must be great, right? That's almost always true but Pete's is an exception. It's actually a mystery. Why are people lining up for disgusting frozen fish? The first sign that we should have kept walking was that they had no malt vinegar, so I knew then that it wasn't going to be English-style fish and chips. Instead they give you a little cup of sauce that seems to be ketchup with a little horseradish mixed in. Not great and it reminded me of eating Van de Kamp's fish with ketchup when I was about five. Bottom line- everything here comes from a freezer. All of it. Tasteless and greasy, we each ate one piece from our plates and threw the rest away.