Problem: Write a positive yelp review.
A: Went back again this time as an experienced pizza-orderer. I got a wheat crust pizza with red pesto sauce, mozzarella cheese, real garlic, black pepper, jalapenos, gyro meat, spinach, and a side of wing sauce. One word --- AMAZING! As you can tell by the majority of my reviews, I like pizza. I think I am momentarily hooked on Pie Zanos, because I like pizza experimenting on the fly. Enjoy!

Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A: I was not impressed with this place. First, I called in an order and they told me it would be ready in 20 minutes. When I arrived in 20 minutes, the food had not even been prepared for baking. So I waited another 20 minutes. I would have let this slide because it was busy, but there were then issues with the food. One pizza was burnt on the bottom, and the calzone dough was raw on one side with unmelted cheese in the middle. Not a good experience.

Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A:
"We can say we tried it." That was our reaction when we left. We drive by this place all the time, and it is usually packed, so when we had an open night we decided to see what it was all about. We had stale chips, and possibly the worst "house margarita" in the history of house margaritas. It was more like a guest-house margarita. Maybe the outhouse margarita. My wife had the chimi, and liked it. I had enchiladas, and they were okay. Oh yeah, and the seats. They are old booths, aren't holding up very well. Mine had a broken spring or something and the guy sitting behind me made me jump everytime he moved, and I think I did the same to him. Quaint seating is one thing - broken is something else. I did like the home-owned, non-chain feel, but it just wasn't that great.