Problem: Ok. So I've never actually been to Two Hippies BHOTAB...but I'm going to review it anyway. JUST KIDDING! I've had take out but someone else has always picked it up for me. You know. I have people for that. First off I must say for bong sake you have the longest restaurant name evah! Secondly I must say your pork tacos really hit the spot. Granted one side of the tortilla becomes a bit slimy by the time it reaches me (from my people) and the foil is unwrapped (again, my people) and I finally plunge that delicious hippie taco into my boca. The pork is moist (ewww, i don't usually say moist...OMG...I said it twice) and a little crunchy in parts. Perfection. Seasoned with love. Like a good hippie. A few beans, cabbage, cheese and tomatoes thrown in and I'm happier than a hippie at a Patchouli sale. Or happier than a hippie in a muraled van selling incense and bongs on Venice Beach. Or happier than....oh...you get the idea. All this love for under $2 a taco. Now I know why you are Outgrageous! I may tye dye a t shirt, get out the Nag Champa and pop in Dazed and Confused. Now. Damnit. Where is that bag of Doritos?
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Problem: This place was A dump transformed by a paint job and some trendy fixtures. Reminds me of a motel 6 with a better mattress. And literally it is a motel!!! The pictures posted on the website and yelp are professionally photoshopped to enhance the actual look and feel. Smells like 20 years of chain smoking in the lobby and elevator. No ice machine on every floor??? I have never been to a hotel... Motel 6 included... Where u had to ask for ice at the front desk!!! Are you kidding me!!!! This was a valentines weekend dud!! Room service charges 20% gratuity on top of a $7 delivery charge and only open until 10pm?? This is highway robbery on top of lunacy!!!! The bathroom consists of a toilet and bathtub... The kind of tub I have at my house... 4 star rating???? I expected some kind of luxurious feel for $200 a night!!! I can hear the neighbors bathroom fan vibrating the walls and every time they flush their toilet or turn on their sink i hear the rush of water through the pipes!! Maybe the owner of this hotel should spend some time at a real "4 star hotel" so he can see what it is supposed to be like. I should've booked the Hilton!!!I am thoroughly disappointed in my decision to stay at this hotel and do not recommend it to anyone!!!! I am going to post some REAL pictures of the conditions of this dump so you will be convinced that this place should be condemned!!! BUYER BEWARE!!!! Stay away from this motel!!!! BTW.... Poop stains in the toilet!!!!
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Problem: The staff are always friendly, always helpful, and solve problems. Be prepared to be patient as this is a very popular store. Making an appointment first is a good idea if you are visiting for problem solving. Parking at this location is not so convenient, but such is life in the big city.
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Problem: This is a very unassuming resto-bar. I've come here several times, at different times, and I've been impressed most times. The servers are very friendly, and will strike up a conversation with you. The food is consistent (not too extravagant, but quite good). Their pastas are rather decent, the pizza isn't too shabby either. They do however have a very good smoked salmon bagel (piled really high with salmon). Great happy hour specials, very good drinks, and quite inexpensive! Worth checking out.
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