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An example of an positive review: Oh, L&L. Heaven in a styrofoam box. The happiest place on earth? For me, when kicking back on a Friday night with my man and a few episodes of Mad Men, it sure is. The staff are friendly and aren't at all shy--if you're new to the joint or just haven't tried many things on the menu, they'll guide you (and give darn good advice). A few of my faves: Mixed BBQ plate, Mixed Curry BBQ plate. And I'm a two scoops macaroni, one scoop rice gal. Drop by if you're in the neighborhood (or if you're on another planet)--you'll be a regular in no time.

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An example of an positive review: Great service at the bar. Great pork loin sandwich.

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An example of an positive review: Edit: my review was for Houston's, now closed down. This place is exquisite. Mind you, this is the first time I've been here. However, after a fiasco at trying to get a downstairs seat at Rokerij and then traversing a couple of other places, the only place that delivered was Houston's. I will say, this is the only bar/restaurant that has merited a 30% tip from me. Though they were out of the first bottle of wine we selected, they offered a better wine for the same price. Sweet. EXCELLENT service and very good food and wine. That, on top of a really nice low-key ambiance accented by dim lighting, was what earned my rare five-star review of Houston's.

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An example of an negative review: I believe Chris is the part owner or manager at this place and is probably the most unprofessional person I have ever met in my life. This guy thinks it's funny to talk down to people and tell racists jokes publically while behind the bar. This husky balding little man will give you an awful experience. STAY AWAY!!!