Problem: Gross, nasty, bacteria infested water. Its sad because the scenery is beautiful. There are lots of rocks to scrap you and slip on. Not my type of fun. It's just a free for all out on the river-trash, marshmallow throwing, no restrooms and horse cramp. Never again.
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Problem: Went there for the schezuan. The food was way too salty. The spice was ok , i didn't think it was flavorful.
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Problem: Great haircut for an UNREAL price! Quick too. Highly recommend this place!
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Problem: This subterranean joint is cozy and elegant, and amazingly spacious. They are renowned for their cocktails, and we had some flaming smoking whiskey delight that tickled my tastebuds and had me reeling. Nice bar staff, cute patrons, and all themed as a barber shop run by a family of pandas - if I got that right. Good times.
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positive