Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: For $27 I received two pieces of sashimi, a salmon roll in which the salmon was thinner than a chopstick, and a red dragon roll which was supposed to be soft shell crab with spicy tuna on top and ended up being more like diced imitation crab with cat food on top. I really wish I had read the Yelp reviews before I ordered, but it's kind of sad that the general consensus for a restaurant called Sushi Avenue is to skip the sushi and go for the Korean food. I ordered through cieats.com and was quoted a rough delivery time. . . thirty minutes past the delivery time I called the restaurant and they seemed unaware and unconcerned that they were severely late. I won't be ordering from them again.
Q: negative

A: I don't think I've ever been to an actual "greasy spoon" before. I may have thought I had ... but I was wrong. I can now say for certain, I have been christened into the world of the greasy spoon. T and I ate a late breakfast (brunch is too refined a word) at Hanlon's on Saturday. They had already moved on from their full breakfast menu and were offering a very condensed version which was disappointing. You'd think a place like this would offer their complete breakfast menu all day. I got the 'cakes and bacon and T got the classic two egg breakfast with bacon, homefries and toast. My pancakes weren't cooked all the way through and there were a couple sad strips of bacon on the side that tasted like they were leftover from the earlier breakfast rush. Which, let's face it, they probably were. This was sad because the (somewhat grimy looking) cook (in preparation for the lunch rush I'm assuming) was frying fresh bacon on the flat top the entire time we were there. Pounds of it. I don't know why we didn't warrant a couple of those fresh slices. T said his was all right ... I don't think he was very impressed. Our waitress was nice but a little spacey on refills. At least it was cheap. An okay start to our first day in Pittsburgh. p.s. We think we saw a hooker order takeout. Score.
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer: Very disappointing I hate giving a restaurant with positive reviews a bad rating so let's start this review off on a positive note. The service at Taco Mich is quick and the staff is very accomdating, which is why I feel terrible for saying their food is bland and poorly presented. Taco Mich food isn't so much bad as it is bland, and the presentation of their entrees are, I hate to say sloppy and unappetizing. Today my lunch companion and I ordered the taco dish combo and to be honest it just did not taste very good, and the food was lukewarm at best. The color of the beans, rice, and meats are all muted together somewhat like bad cafeteria food. The tacos were topped with a combination of cheese, lettuce, and tomatoes but it all tasted greasy. I'm not in a rush to visit Taco Mich anytime soon. I feel that unpleasant flavors are worse than no flavor at all.
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Generate a negative review for a place
Output: Go to any other doctor if you can. Dr Kyle is extremely condescending and has no bedside manner or compassion. This is what I experienced. Funny because I was reading the other comments while waiting to see him and they turned out to be true!
input: Write a positive yelp review (OPTIONS:
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output: Oh Golden Steer, I totally have a crush on you! The Golden Steer is such a throwback to Old School Vegas. When you walk through the front door, you are transported back to the 1950s. Back in the 50s and 60s, this was THE place to go for a great steak dinner. When you are eating, you keep looking over your shoulder to see if Frank Sinatra or Sammy Davis Jr. had just walked in. It is just way too cool in my book. So back in the old days of Vegas, all of the Vegas Elite came here and had their own table. If you were anyone, you had a table with your name on it saving your seat. This is one of the cool leftovers from that era still in the restaurant. You can request to sit at Elvis', Marilyn Monroe, Dean Martin (my favorite Rat Packer, oh Dean-o I love you!), and numerous other celebrity tables. My mom is the biggest Elvis fan in the world, so when I took her here for her birthday last year and got the Elvis table, she almost cried. It is fun to have something fun in common with a superstar from yesteryear, in if it is just sitting at the same table at a great restaurant. On top of the coolness factor, the steaks speak for themselves too. I mean when the smallest steak on the menu is 12oz, you know you are in for a feast! Last time I was here, i ordered the Prime Rib and it came out on its own plate because there was no room for anything else on the plate. The Prime Rib was even hanging over the side in more than one place. I only made a small dent in it and ended up taking it home and it turned into 2 more meals at home. Now that is some serious MEAT. Yum and drool all at the same time. Another awesome aspect of this restaurant is the table side service for the desserts. This is one of the only places left in the world that does flaming Cherries Jubilee and Bananas Fosters at your table, flames and all. It is such a fun time watching your server make your dessert right there for you. And seriously, how doesn't like desserts on fire right in front of you? My absolute favorite part of this place is if you can go on a slow night when the owner is on property. The owner is this very nice lady who will make friends with you as soon as she meets you. I have been several times and she will always come by and just sit down with us at the table. She will tell you all sorts of stories about interesting things that has happened at the place. There are even some ghost stories about the place. And yes, weird stuff still happens there. BOO! Now that is a fun dinner to have, steaks and ghosts! So if you want to experience Old Vegas, eat a huge steak, have a flaming dessert, and maybe get spooked by a spook, this is your joint. Go check it out and support a local legend.
Q: positive

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My, is this place wonderful. Perhaps I'll write more later. But in bullet points: -everything fresh and made from scratch -creative dishes -great for vegetarians -communal seating -everything is delicious -ecclectic decor I was in Madison for a weekend in January '14. It was so good I came here to eat breakfast both mornings I was in town. You want to have a place like Sophia's right around the corner from you. Admit it.