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Output: We drove thirty minutes tonight to check this place out. Unfortunately, a gentleman greeted us and a few other customers by saying, "our fryer cook went home. The oil is too full and I had to turn it off". We were not able to get any donuts. I totally understand safety comes first but I would assume he would have at least passed out coupons or vouchers to come back. I'd still love to check this place out but am disappointed in the customer service.

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Output: We went to Cirque du Soleil - Zumanity and LOVED IT.

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Output: ...So glad I stumbled on this on Yelp. I needed a fix for Andean/Ecuadorean/Peruvian-style rotisserie chicken, and Chicken Latino delivered. I'm sure the rest of the menu is good, but I can't get past the plain old 1/4 or 1/2 roasted chicken: perfectly spiced and falling-off-the-bone-tender. Top it off with yellow rice, black beans, and a bottle of Inca Kola, and I'm in heaven. If they did naranjilla juice and ceviche, too, I'd camp out for a weekend and pretend I went to Ecuador.

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How come I can't give them ZERO stars?! OK. That was mean. Sorries. Well. This place is a tease man!!!! I thought it would be all country and rock so I didn't want to go in, but then they started playing "Sexy Back" and some Kanye, so I thought hey!!!! Let's go in! Well. It's friggin $10 for cover which is some bull, but whatever, we went in. There are girls on the bar, but none of them were cute. They just let anyone go up there apparently. No one was dancing unless they were on the bar. There are like 100 guys to 10 girls (if that). The music comes from a jukebox and was bleh. The only thing that was good was the MC girl was funny and she was pouring drinks into people's mouth (only if she saw them singing to a song she liked). Other than that. WHACK. :(