Problem: I travel for work a fair bit. In some cities it's easy to find tasty, unique (non-chain) places to eat; others not so much. So, when my colleague said, "I heard about a brew pub in an old church," my response was, "Say no more--I am SO there." It did not disappoint. Was it mind-blowingly delicious food? No, but it was tasty and enjoyable as far as road food goes. Was it the most amazing beer I've ever had? I don't know--I'm not exactly a beer snob. Was it a great place to kick back some beers with a colleague and a business partner? Definitely. Sure beat eating in the hotel restaurant, or a mega-chain which is guaranteed to be uninspired and uninspiring fare. As we left, I noticed they have a veggie patch out back. It's too early in the season for me to benefit from that garden, but I'm sure it makes its way to the table later in the summer, and that earns them an extra star in my book.
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Problem: They're directly across from giant office buildings from which large groups of lunchseekers emanate. Is "lunchseekers" a word? I guess it is now. Anyway, our group of 10 was seated quickly, then not much happened. Then we got beverages. My friend got a glass of water all over his shirt. The server accidentally dropped it on him. The glass shattered on the floor. It was ok: accidents happen and it was a hot day anyway. The wet polo shirt provided a cooling effect. So, we waited a while longer. Too long, really. Food started coming out from the kitchen. The servers didn't know who ordered what. It's ok. It happens. Really. It was standard Chinese lunch fare. Nothing really good or bad. It's ok. It happens. Really. Started to notice people at other tables waiting for food or drinks or checks. It's ok. It happens. Really. They gave us the wrong check at the end. It's ok. It happens. Really. We waited about 15 minutes for a revised check to appear. It's ok. It happens. Really. Our lunch hour turned into a lunch hour and a half. It's ok. It happens. Really. And to be honest, I told the hostess that my friend with the wet shirt shouldn't be asked to pay for his lunch, and she agreed he didn't. The manager might have been upset about this, but. . . It's ok. It happens. Really.
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Problem: Quality of food is good overall, although nuking your food in the microwave is not unknown ("We don't have an oven hot enough to heat it in less than 30 minutes") on a kasha knish. They nickel and dime (one dollar for a bagel and a buck 99 for a bagel with butter). Look carefully on the menu if you want to know that it costs an extra buck for a pastrami/corned beef sandwich. The owner won't tell you until after she's run your card. I mean the printed menu. The giant one in your face doesn't mention it.
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A: negative

Problem: OMG this is the slowest AIRPORT i have been to in the last 12 months. I have been in to 15 different Airports in the US in the last 12 months.
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