Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer: UGGGGH. It is red Lobster what do you expect? Red Lobster is the Denny's of seafood. It is garbage with a ton of salt on it. It is not going to change. No matter who thinks it is "Good" it isn't.

Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer: I will be giving this place 5 stars for the food and the service as everything within the restaurant's control was perfect. The food was perfect - portions were plentiful and very tasty . They had that Coke machine where you customize your drink which I also thought was neat. The problem was that a basketball team with young kids was in there having a party of some sorts. The restaurant's walls didn't help suppress the noise and it was very loud in there. But this group got to be more and more out of control, that had I been the manager, I would've told them to cut it out. McDonald's is down the road. I can safely assume that the manager would've gotten in trouble by his higher-ups had he done such a thing. I love Moe's and will come back, but I wish places would have a policy on controlling groups of kids. Plus McDonald's is right up the road.

Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer:
Joined the Zoo for the third time. It's the best deal and come fall we'll be back several times. This Zoo is so large it's best to pick a side and see the other side next time but then you risk missing the lions and tigers on the North side of the zoo.....decisions decisions! Wear your walking shoes for sure and try the train for a full loop. Note: the orangoutangs tend to play all night and may be lazily sleeping in the the morning. Evidently on our early morning jaunt the elephant was still snoozing as well. still fun to see them. The zoo employees are a plethora of advice and inside information so don't hesitate to say hello and ask questions. Enjoy and thanks Phoenix Zoo!