Problem: Write a positive (OPTIONS:
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A: I am profoundly saddened to hear that Sens will be closing 5/6/2012. Sens is the best place to eat in downtown Phoenix, in my opinion. Johnny Chu will be moving to a new location on Central and Thomas, opening in June '12. It will have some of the same familiar items that the Sens menu had but also some new ones to match his new fresh concept. He will be naming it Shochu House. Get down to Sens before it closes to enjoy some of the greatest food ever!! Thank you Sens for so many great years, amazing food, and kick ass Sake!!! I and Downtown Phoenix will miss you. See you at Shochu in June!!

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A: I'm starting to get a decent catalog of Cirque du Soleil shows under my belt, having seen Mystere, Zumanity, Corteo, Love, and now Le Reve. While I very much enjoyed this show and would certainly recommend it to anyone who cherishes beautiful acrobatics, water, and incredible music and effects, "Le Reve" did not quite match Mystere, Zumanity and Love in my book. Granted "Love" is a bit of a side-show as far as Cirque du Soleil is concerned since what makes it so awesome is the creative interpretation of the Beatles music. I'm sure that if I didn't love the Beatles, the show itself would probably not do all that much for me. Anyway... back to Le Reve: The stage is incredible. The storyline is straightforward: couple in love, proposal, woman falls asleep on a bed and enters a dreamlike state for the next hour. That world is filled with wonder, amazement, water fire and air, and plenty of incredible acrobatics that left my wife saying: "These people must have the best sex *EVER*!" It's true that when you see those perfect bodies in unison and harmony, you can't help but feel jealousy as you figure these people are probably more than qualified to perform the Kamasutra. All in all, guys, you'll probably dig this show. Your wife or significant other will most probably love it and will be so turned on that you'll end up with having a most excellent evening no matter what, so check out "Le Reve" next time you're in Vegas!

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They said it couldn't be done, but I did it. I ate a whole plate of poutine (french fries covered in cheese, gravy, and sometimes meat) by myself. It was good, but I was really full. Service, I remember was decent. review 8/7/2008