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An example of an negative review: Postage-sized old-style hippie joint, complete with emo folkie music playing in the background and a motley assortment of salvaged furniture all cobbled and slapped together.Vegetarian mains,smoothies,tisanes, (they're not much for the real stuff) fair-trade coffee. The proprietor suggested I bring groups here in summer for vegan lunches/dinners, as she has a beautiful backyard. I saw the "beautiful" backyard, and it looks like a dump site! Afraid to imagine what it looks like in summer! Me thinks not, sorry! I've no idea what the food is like, as I've not tried it, but after seeing the backyard, and overall place, I'm frankly, afraid to.

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An example of an negative review: The food was good nothing to go crazy over they did however bring out a bean dip with the salsa that was very good & different from most places. The decour was fitting for a mexican restaurant

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An example of an negative review: Reserved wraparound balcony suite overlooking the Bellagio fountains for a 40th B'day bash and was told check in was at 3pm. Tried to check in at 3:30 and was told room was not ready. By 4:30 was told their "official policy" is that check in is from 3-5pm. Come 5:30, still no room. I, and many other angry customers, was ushered into the concierge check in area, presumably so as not to disrupt other customers (one poor couple was scheduled to get married and the bride-to-be had no place to get dressed). By 6pm we still had no room. I had a car load of food and beverages and friends arriving. I spoke with the check in manager. After a brief exchange of unpleasantries she finally offered that the reason they were so far behind was they had 80 housekeeping personnel call in that day. "So you can't manage your own personnel, but you expect me to be confident that you can meet my needs as a guest?" I asked. By 6:30 we were finally in a room. It was a wraparound suite, but not overlooking the fountains. Whatever, the whole mood was ruined by then anyway. Oh yeah, and I'm Marriott Gold, but apparently that doesn't matter either. Btw, my first clues that this establishment was far from a class act should have been: 1) the punk who dropped his beer bottle down the side of the escalator, nearly hitting a girl in the lounge below (the smirk on his face led me to think it was not an accident), and 2) the drunk girl sitting on a bench outside the elevators and throwing up all over herself and the lobby floor. Looking for a class joint? Go to the Palazzo. We just staycayed there and it was great. Beware the Cosmopolitan of Las Vegas!

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An example of an positive review: Love this place! The food is always fresh, and terrific, the staff is friendly. They are a great alternative to fast food, it is healthy, and the protein smoothies are awesome, try the peanut butter blast! It is out of this world!!!