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Output: Cab was all smoky when we got in. Despite having windows open during the 20 minute ride, the smoke never completely cleared. Upon getting out of the cab, I noticed my butt was wet! (The cab seat apparently had been significantly damp, but not enough to notice right away.) Not a great experience.

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Output: I really want to give this place a good review, the decor is beautiful, the wine list is great (about ten $28 bottles, red and white, the pino grigio we had was phenom!), the service was fine, but the food was totally forgettable. The service.... You know how when you get a jokey waiter when you're not "that kind" of table, you expect the waiter to get the hint and be more professional? Well I had the exact opposite experience. My very small office was saying goodbye to one of our coworkers, so we went to Lidia's for a boozy lunch. We were in high spirits and having a great time. The waiter was perfectly courteous and professional, but I thought he should have gotten that we were a more personable table. Anyway, I didn't knock off a star for this, it doesn't seem important enough. But it did taint my visit. I remember the waiters attitude more then some of the food. Oh, and don't bother with the tiramisu, it's all cream, almost no cake. But the atmosphere is great, they really went all out with the interior design. The menu isn't particularly veg friendly, but it's not too bad. Lidia's does high-end traditional Italian without being too pretentious or too predictable. But I have no desire to eat what I ordered (the daily special pasta trio) again nor do I have any interest in trying anything else on the menu. Months later I decided to lower my stars from four to two. I really wanted to like this place, but I really didn't. And I gotta talk about that wine list again, it's Lidia's only shining star. Of course, they have a pricey reserve list, but they have a whole bunch of really cheap, good bottles, and a bunch of wines by the glass too.

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Output: Front desk staff totally disinterested in customer service, too busy chatting on cell phones and bantering with other staff. Never once made eye contact. Obviously, no one is managing this aspect of the business. Workout room is very crowded with equipment. Classes good, but ambience lacking

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This is one of the few places that define Pittsburgh summers to me. Cool places to get some grub, a carousel for the kids to enjoy, and a beautiful patch of green grass for many college coeds to lay and study/not study in the sun. While I may feel a bit out of my league compared to the chiseled frat guys throwing a football around and girls tanning in bakinis, I can still enjoy myself and have a good time with some slightly older peeps. I can't wait until summer gets here!