IN: I am so sick of my stupid neighbors . Cindy is a little bitch . My mom went to say hi to her aunt today and then she called to see if Stanley wanted them metal pipes to bring back for money ... well , she called the cops on her because my mom was " bothering her " And then she went and told the Benson 's that we were the ones taking their basketballs .
Why does the narrator resent their neighbors ?

OUT: They got their mother arrested .

IN: haha , as i predicted , my chinese paper was really very messed up . not surprising , seeing how i started freaking out during the exam when i looked up from my paper and saw like this huge stretch of people all doing their papers so intently . T.T i just sat there and panicked for 2 minutes straight ... and then there was no time left to do the rest of the chinese paper . but ohwell , I PASSED ! ! !
What dialect might they be learning ?

OUT: Mandarin

IN: and i 'll be in minneapolis all weekend . and ... due to the unfortunate circumstances that led to the wiping of the family hard drives and loss of all previously pirated programs ... i have no microsoft office installed on any of the household computers . and everything she sent me was in word format .
What caused this ?

OUT:
Needed information was lost