Problem: Write a positive yelp review.
A: My boss, in his infinite wisdom, decided to compete in the Battle of the Bone wing eating contest. So, in a show of support, wearing custom T-shirts that proudly proclaimed "Team Guza" we descended on the poor, unsuspecting Native. Normally, Native is a place I can take or leave....but I have to say this one really did a great job. They were busy and crowded, KUPD and the Bud Light girls were running around, there were people everywhere, yet our server managed to keep up despite being clearly understaffed. I ordered a burger and fries, and of course it came while the wing eating was happening. Now, maybe it was flavored by hunger and the thrill of watching grown men stuff pounds of wings into their gullet, but even cold, that was one terrific burger. Even the rapidly cooling fries were awesome. Sad to say, the food was the highlight, as my boss was soundly beaten, coming in 7th out of 9 - he did manage to eat 1 lb 7oz of wings, which makes me just a little queasy. This was the best experience I've ever had at a Native,and would be willing to come back to this one again.

Problem: Write a positive yelp review.
A: Extremely elegant and expensive restaurant. A very quiet and romantic atmosphere with very attentive, albeit slow, service. Everything on the menu was fantastic as was the wine selection. If you're not from Vegas, this is a great spot to get away from all the noise and craziness that is Vegas.

Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A:
I grew up in Phoenix eating at the various Macayo's stores, and have always thought it was a pretty good place to get Mexican food. I don't know what was going on with this store today, but it was a very disappointing experience. Six of us went in for a late lunch, about 1:30. There were a few other tables filled, but nothing that anyone would consider to be busy. Our waitress, Megan, was very pleasant, but the service was horribly slow for some reason. She kept trying to smile and make excuses, like another big party, or a full bar, but we could see that was not the case. It took ten minutes for our water to get there and twenty for drinks. The food took another 30 minutes, so nearly an hour after we walked in were we able to eat. In addition, the food was no where near what I have come to expect from Macayo's. The food was so light on sauce we had to ask for extra enchilada sauce just to get it where it needed to be. My red chili was tough and there was so little in my burrito I had trouble finding it. This experience was very poor and I hope that it is not a sign of things to come with Macayo's. If it is I will have to find another "go to" place for Mexican.