IN: I have fucking band camp tomorrow . Shoot me now . The past two weeks have consisted of normal day camp stuffs . I got sick last week , missed two days of work , and am still coughing . Went to Wild Rivers yesterday , and got a really awkward sunburn .
Why did the narrator go to camp ?

OUT: To learn instrumentals .

IN: They will work closely with her , even doing home visits in the village , to make sure her blood glucose is controlled for this pregnancy . Diabetes , ( very high ) hypertension , gastritis , arthritis , itchy skin , headaches are all common problems I deal with every day in the U.S. Limited pharmaceuticals made treatment in Honduras difficult . Now that I have the experience of seeing the limited pharmacy at the clinic , I can advocate for a better supply of needed medication . The patients are grateful for anything and are extremely compliant with meds . High doses of Lasix worry me when there is no way to check potassium or sodium levels .
Why are they monitoring her diabetes so closely ?

OUT: She is carrying child .

IN: Here 's an excerpt from my essay below , and after that , the entire piece , in all of its dot - matrix printer glory ( as proof of age ) . [ Your friends ] all look so content , full of tequila and wealth and the newfound confidence that invariably accompanies money , while you are filled with a sickly fear that you ' ve made a dreadful , irreversible and costly mistake . But then the fog in your head lifts and you remember back to the day when you made your ill - fated decision .
what might be the outcome of this ?

OUT:
The person may have a hangover