Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A: This was our first time to Hugo's. We have had family recommend Hugo's telling us it was great food and great service. We were in Vegas to celebrate a 30th birthday and had a large party, about 22 people. We were told they would be able to accommodate the party in a large back room but when we arrived we were told the party would be at three different tables. After we had complained they were able to get us down to two tables. Once we were seated they came around quickly and took our drink order. My wife and I had heard about the portions so we had decided to share. We got the lobster bisque and the seafood trio. The waiter serving the salads was very friendly and was able to make everyone smile. The issue with the salads was even though we were seated at two tables only one person was making the salads. It ended up taking close to 40 minutes before everyone had their salad. Our biggest issue was with our main order. We are not sure if it was because of the large party and having to get the food out at one time but it was not anywhere close to the quality we would expect from a restaurant of this type. The lobster bisque was closer to a squash bisque so much to the point that we could not taste the lobster that was in the bisque. The seafood trio was also a disappointment. We have had seabass on many different occasions and love it due to the fact that the fish is very easy to cook and has a great flavor. This time the seabass did not have it's normal taste and instead had an odd flavor that was almost like it was cooked in an unclean pan. The crab cake also was a let down. I believe that it was made with nutmeg as it tasted closer to a pumpkin pie than a crab cake. All said we did not even come close to having half of the meal. Keep in mind my wife and I were sharing the meal! I could have looked passed the quality of the food , and chalked it up to the large party, but what happened when we mentioned the food tasting off and that it had upset our stomachs is the reason we will never go back and the reason I suggest you do not visit Hugo's. Instead of saying sorry, instead of checking the food, instead of asking if we were alright we were asked to talk to security. In addition this was not done at security but instead beside our table. This included giving a written statement and having our photo taken! I understand that the restaurant needs to make sure they are covered incase something serious happens due to the food. I also understand that people try to get out of checks all the time in a place like Vegas. However, I do not see the point of having a security guard come down to a table, in front of all their other customers, to get a statement about the food and how you have stomach pains due to it. In the end we paid over 90 dollars for sub par food that was not even half eaten. If you are considering going to Hugo's I suggest the steak, otherwise you are better off getting a hotdog from a street vendor. Less chance of getting sick and it will taste like you would expect a hotdog to taste.

Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A: Reminds me of an all inclusive Cancun resort. It's also a timeshare so lots of folks being pressured to 'invest'. Fixtures are worse than hotel grade and really horrid. Kids are everywhere; all ages and probably account for 70% of the guest population. Lots of little teeny boppers yelling and cutting up. Restaurant menu straight out of a ballpark. I bought my room on Hotel Tonight for $102. Thankfully, not subject to timeshare pitch. It was touted as Luxe and, to me, is far from it. So, I'm probably most disappointed in myself for having too high expectations from Lost Wages. Next time I'll stay at the Venetian, pay whatever, sing for my supper and get comp'd.

Problem: Write a positive yelp review.
A:
Had my first Smash Burger while on a road trip in Vegas, and it was great. Haystack onions and sweet potato fries ruled!