Input: What would be an example of an negative review?

An example of an negative review: Worst experience I have ever had at a restaurant, ever. I ordered the Pho like noodle bowl off of their new menu and so did the person I was with. I ordered the version with scallops and prawns. We both ordered it "mild." I normally eat everything spicy, from my sushi to my mexican food, I eat anything as hot as can be. However, this was the spiciest thing I ever ate. The other person I was with felt the same way about theirs. It was too spicy to swallow, let alone enjoy. This shouldn't have been a problem as I requested some more broth to water it down. It was still too spicy, so I requested to return it and order something else instead. This is when I realized I would never be returning to this establishment... I was told that it was because I "CANNOT HANDLE SPICE" and that they would "NOT ACCEPT IT BACK." I was shocked. I have never heard of this happening at a restaurant. Isn't the customer always right? I asked to speak with a manager. I was told the manager doesn't speak English and I could not be helped further. I asked the waitress to speak with the manager in Thai. She said the manager would not take it back for something else after speaking with her. I said to return it anyhow then - I couldn't eat it. THEN, the waitress brought it to the back and came back to tell me that the manager had said I was trying to take advantage of them since I had eaten 2 of 5 scallops placed in the bowl. This is A) the craziest thing I have ever been accused of B) who cares since they wouldn't take it back anyhow C) the pettiest thing you could ever say to someone at a restaurant (I cannot believe she actually counted them) and D) a bold faced lie as she actually exaggerated the number of scallops included (there were only 4). I don't care if this place had the best food in the world (it doesn't), I WILL NEVER RETURN!

Input: What would be an example of an positive review?

An example of an positive review: First off going into the restaurant its your typical hole in the wall small Pho shop. Greasy floors, funky lighting, and the TV on some random channel that no one but the owners are watching. It's to be expected and only adds to the experience. Price of the bowls was cheaper than I expected so that makes up for the pricey sides. Now here is my biggest gripe with most pho restaurants in Arizona and for the price of the bowl you don't get the quantity that makes California a haven for pho. Especially since Arizona is competing with those half off pho specials in Garden Grove. However, I was pleasantly surprised when my Pho Xe Lua was actually a train. Most other places in Arizona I'm usually not full after one bowl but here I was starting struggle near the end. A bittersweet surprise at best. With the exception of the meatballs, the rest of the pho bowl was bland. The broth was a little too "mn" as they say in the Vietnamese language. The beef was a little too rough for me and wasn't as flavorful and the rest of the bowl seemed out of balance too much tripe or too little meatballs, my OCD self had problems trying to get even proportions of meat throughout the meal. Tl;dr Quantity greater than Quality at Pho Nhat

Input: What would be an example of an negative review?

An example of an negative review: Yuck! This place was a complete let down, we queued for about an hour to get a table here. By the time we were seated we were starving, but it was hard to get someone to take order as they were so busy. I had the farmhouse Benedict with pork tenderloin with fruit instead of potatoes, which was awful beyond words! It was a fried pork tenderloin still swimming in oil, with a sickly sweet creamy sauce on top, the only edible bit of the meal was the fruit. The portions are massive, enough to feed about 30 people, so if you care for quantity over quality then this is the place for you.

Input: What would be an example of an positive review?
An example of an positive review: We went to Distrito for the first time on a Saturday night. Pleasantly surprised by the colorful decor, open doors overlooking an amazing park and the creative menu. We were celebrating a birthday so we went LARGE and ordered just about everything! The blood orange margarita will have you craving more...seriously fantastic! We ordered all the appetizers and LOVED them all! We pretty much all had cravings for tacos so we ordered a couple of the taco bars to share and it was delicious. Some of the best guacamole I've ever had and the chips are homemade and perfect. Our service was superb! Our waitress Hillary saw to each and every detail and was well seasoned on the menu and how things were prepared...we all think that's very important! There was no disappointment with her suggestions. The manager Ben was attentive and came to our table a few times making sure everything was perfect, exactly like a good manager should. We ended our evening with yummy cappuccino and dessert. My only disappointment was no flan...I would highly recommend this gem in the middle of Old town Scottsdale! They even have free valet parking. Jose Garces should be proud of this establishment.