Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

The person adds a white dough as the eye. The person
sets apart with soda pong.

A young woman lies in the burning car, unconscious. Someone
reaches for his pulse but only the sound comes from the cd seat.

The group hit each other's paddle like a high five and then continue to paddle through the river. Other group of people
are explaining the event being off to the two older set.