Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: While it is hit or moss with the masseuse you get, and this isn't a review of them per say (although they did range from one star to three at best- and then when booking the second appointment with the good one they talk your ear off because they're soooo bored), the whole experience is definitely lackluster. Massage Envy is the Supercuts of the massage world. Really. I got lured into their "39$ a massage deal" like many others have before. Well...then you can't cancel unless it's in writing 30 days prior, and can't use the massages past the date of cancelation. The last 30 days of my membership I was cramming massages in left and right, but the whole experience is the opposite of relaxing, so those 20 days were just more stressful than anything else. I waited two months, saved up my money and went to Desert Song, where for a little more but no contract you can get a genuine massage. One with a person who is clued into what you need, experienced, and actually makes you feel better.
Q: negative

A: Meh, I've had better is right. I used to like Panda but now the chow mien has a funny burnt taste to it and unless you eat the orange chicken nothing else is very good here. I came here the other day because my son loves this place and I wanted to treat it to him...it was this place or McDonald's and that place is much worse. I can at least have orange chicken and the place is really clean and the service is pretty good. I don't want to talk bad but I just don't care for this chain any more, so sorry to the franchise owner.
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer: I'm a great fan of anything Latin and was really excited to check out this Cuban inspired club/restaurant on Rose Street. I was sadly disappointed, as the club was far from full and there were quite a few dodgy characters there whom I suspect might be regulars. The only thing I did like was the music, which was a mixture of hiphop, rnb, dancehall, latin and reggae! I do find it's really hard to get a DJ to play some Ricky Martin, but valiantly keep trying. They also claimed to serve food until around 3am, which seemed like a God send because I'm usually ravenous by this time. However, they disappointed me again saying the kitchen had closed! I pointed at their own sign in vain (and in desperation), but there'd be no food for me that night. Pity really.
Input: OPTIONS:
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Generate a negative review for a place
Output: Went on a recommendation from a friend, who said it was good. He was dead wrong. I have three words for the owner. Simplify your menu! It's like they are trying to be 7 restaurants wrapped into one. Why 1 star? Well, the food took almost 45 minutes. I can deal with a long wait if the staff is still attentive, apologetic in some fashion and most importantly that when my food comes it is hot and prepared properly. I'm guessing that trying to accommodate what looks to be over 100 menu items out of that kitchen would be the cause for the long wait. Next reason for the 1 star, when my food did come it tasted like it was all mixed together and undercooked. Tried a benedict and the egg was barely poached, like runny snot water looking eggs. The hollandaise was broken and never should have been served. Tried the "homemade" has browns and they tasted like a greasy burger? Not sure if they are cooked on the same cooking surface or if the cooks don't change gloves. The restaurant was pretty busy, but what breakfast place isn't on the weekends. Butterfields, Pancake House, Breakfast Club, Scramble and Snooze all make this place look like it's held together with shoe laces. Sorry, but won't be back.
input: Write a positive yelp review (OPTIONS:
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output: Watched the ASU game here with friends on Saturday.....and I remember "Sneakers" that this was previously. Really liked the "Spokes" theme - Bicycles are so in right now and there was done of fun people watching as Tempe had its Tour De Fat that day! The food here was very good, beer selection was great, pricing was reasonable, and service staff was solid!
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Fish was OK but nothing special and sauce was some kind of watery ketchup plus something hot. French fries were ordinary. Onion rings were the worst I've ever tasted - almost all breading and tough as nails. Fried shrimp were very tough and tasteless. Didn't try the chicken or burgers and won't be back. Adding to the misery was no inside seating and the misters were not up to the 109 temp on a summer's eve.