Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: David Copperfield reminded me of the character played by Steve Carell in The Incredible Burt Wonderstone. (If you've never seen the movie Netflix it and you'll see what I mean) A guy who probably used to be brilliant once and who is now just going through the motions because the money is too good to leave. But now he's just bored doing the same thing night after night and it shows. I saw yesterday's matinee and David obviously had a cold or the flu. His voice was raspy and he looked feverish. On the plus side I suppose the guy deserves praise for soldiering on with the show when some performers would have just cancelled. On the other side I'm kind of disappointed I've never seen this guy perform before and then I don't get to see him at his best even though I paid full price. As other reviewers have also noted he's also like 20 years older than his picture on the side of the building. My wife still thinks he looks good for his age however. Also can someone explain to me why Chris Angel gets scathing online reviews, Copperfield still gets generally positive ones, yet they perform some of the exact same tricks? Is the only reason that Angel is a preening narcissist and Copperfield tries to be more down to earth? In 90 minutes I saw maybe two or three good tricks, the rest just left me kind of bored. I probably would have loved this show 30 years ago as a teenager, but college educated adults over 30 can figure out how most of the tricks are done. Perhaps that's why half his audience seems to be people from other countries who don't speak Enlish. I guess I'm just not the target audience for illusionists anymore, although I still like Penn and Teller. Maybe the internet has ruined magic shows, I don't know. Oh well, that's Vegas I guess. Sometimes you win and sometimes you lose.
Q: positive

A: This market has a really great selection of Mediterranean foods and decent prices. It is a random location in a dead strip mall, but that means plenty of parking! This is my go-to place for my middle eastern cuisine ingredients.
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer: I never realized how gross this place was, until I went sober with a group of 13 from work. Yes, it is great to be on the lake, but the place needs some major renovations. The inside smells horrible... like old and soggy and dusty. I ordered a salad with salmon which was disgusting. I think the salmon took on the flavor of the smell of the inside which was nasty. I have enjoyed the chicken quesadilla and drinks before, but that's about it. Actually, I forgot, their Sunday brunch is pretty good and they do a bloody Mary bar that is good too. Don't take a large group because they act like accommodating you is painful. They also took forever when the restaurant seemed fairly dead. They need to remodel and hire a new chef to re-write the menu because you cannot beat the location. They also need more boat slips... it always fills up fast on the weekend!
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Generate a negative review for a place
Output: Let me explain why this place deserves no more than 3 stars: They shout customer orders over a loud speaker like you are getting a wake-up call via the 1MC on a US Navy ship. No, that is not a good thing! Plus, it is crowded, packed, and very loud. People seem to come here for the cheap food ($5-6 per order), but you get what you pay for. Carolina's West personnel throw bland food in a styrofoam carton and expect you to be content with some various combinations of lettuce, beans, cheese, and tortillas. The taste is totally bland. Abuelos, which is just a couple miles to the north, is a much better option for Mexican food. Don't say that I didn't warn you!!!
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output: This is how Neapolitan pizza is supposed to be. Great choice of toppings. Reasonable prices especially for Vegas. The burrata is awesome too.
Q: positive

A:
Awesome tapas, Amazing service, excellent overall experience. This was our first time here so we decided to try a few different items, all of which were excellent. Parmesan fries with chipotle aioli was a simple but good accompaniment to the duck tacos, shrimp & crab dip, and our garlic chicken pizza. The standout facet of our visit was by far our server - Snoopy D. Yes, that's her name. At least that's what was on the receipt. She was so helpful and very attentive. When my wife couldn't decide between the hummus and shrimp and crab dip she told us she'd surprise us. When she brought out the dip she ended up bringing us a full size shrimp dip AND some hummus. The hummus free of charge! This was an excellent surprise but it didn't stop there. After we were finished she offered us The Messy Sundae; we respectively declined. On her next stop, she dropped off The Messy Sundae and said "I don't listen very well". Again this was free of charge! Needless to say we will be back again!