Problem: What would be an example of an positive (OPTIONS:
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Answer: Jamba juice would be the happist place on earth but for two problems: 1.) The sound of six blenders working in overdrive simultaneously makes my brain bleed and, 2.) The Bunny Ranch is the happiest place on earth. As JJ's go, this one is typically clean and staffed with the typical compliment of perky teen-agers all reeking of over-ripe fruit. Is it expensive for a smoothie? Hell yeah. Is it probably out of your way in the morning? Yeah (unless you're a poor shmuck and work at the McDonalds next door). Are you going to make smoothies on your own using 4 different fruits and orange sherbert complete with nebulously defined "boosts?" Fuck no. Drop the $5 and get a smoothie from Jamba. Jambo means hello, but Jamba means corporate health-craze capitalism. Hip, Hip.....hooray.

Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer: Ugh this place blows, but I guess I should explain myself. 2 pm, rolled out of bed and walked across the street to stuff burgers in my face and get ready for Vegas Round Dos. I must have needed to stay in bed a little longer because I ordered the shrimp bucket (SICK) thinking it was "just what I wanted". It was so gnarly when it came.. the shrimp weren't cleaned, cooked, or edible, but I decided I came this far and I'd give it a go. GOO! They tasted even crazier than they looked and when I sent the dish back the waiter made a good point - why would I order fish in the middle of the desert? While this was thought-provoking and very true, I have always believed that restaurants should stand behind everything, and I mean EVERYTHING on their menus. Thus I am giving Stripburger two stars for making me want to commit suicide over a bucket of shrimp, while taking my own responsibility for ordering the most repulsive thing offered and giving them the benefit of the doubt.. I'm sure their burgers are just fine.

Problem: What would be an example of an positive (OPTIONS:
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Answer:
A cute (but slightly hidden) spot in Queen Creek. The staff was the best - friendly, attentive and quick! My coworkers and I met here for breakfast on a Saturday morning and found they had a great meeting table towards the back which worked perfect for our discussion. Lots of choices and delicious beverages! Would try again, but I don't live out in QC anymore - but if I'm in the area, or if you are I'd highly recommend trying them out!