IN: I went to the doctor today and she said I am at least 8 weeks according to my exam . I have an ultrasound tonight at 8:15 to confirm my due date because my cycle is far too psychotic to make any logical guesses as to when it could be . Of course my appointment was at 11:30 am which was timed perfectly with the afternoon monsoon .
What may be a fact about the person speaking ?

OUT: She is curious to know her due date .

IN: I sent him a cartoon for his birthday . It was funny , a Peanuts representation of who we were . He never watched Peanuts as a kid ; they did n't have it in Eastern Europe back in the day , so I had to explain who the characters of the cartoon were and what their nature was .
What may be the reason for sending them what they did ?

OUT: They wanted him to laugh .

IN: Cathy posted a link to this thing called Yearbook Yourself . Do n't go there . Do n't click the link . Because if you do you will spend far too much time making things like this : And this : And , Lord help me , this : p.s .
What may be true about the website ?

OUT:
It involves photographs .