You are given a review about a place. You need to provide a rating from "1 star" to "5 stars" for this place.

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Is it weird that Firkin has an urban dictionary definition? Did I ever tell you that I thought I came up with the word Fathlete only to have my hopes and dreams crushed by urban dictionary? Another story for another day...on to Firkin on Paradise.

I've been here a few times for co-workers going away parties. So I'd say the majority of my experiences here have been for beer n' app's. Not too shabby, they do make a pretty mean onion raaang. So when I saw that they were doing a Groupon I jumped at the opportunity.

On a quiet, no plans, just back from vacation, not really feel like hanging out with anyone kind of night my wife and I decided to redeem the Groupon and grab some grub here. We were pleasantly surprised when we walked in and UFC was playing on every TV and blasting over the sound system. It was kind of weird that this was a Saturday night and outside the bar they weren't advertising that they were showing the fight and they had food specials listed Mon-Fri, but nothing on this Saturday night. Huh?

So I went with the chicken strips, which sounded like they were made in similar fashion as the fish n' chips. Whoa, these were world class bad strips. Over cooked, stringy, and a batter that just tasted poor. The waitress was fantastic and took these back and offered to bring me something else. I went with a plain ol' cheeseburger, which was real good. Nothing special, just a good bar burger. My wife went with the parmesan grilled cheese. Here's the problem, they ran out of parmesan bread, so it was a plain grilled cheese. The part I don't understand is that when you run out of an item, why do you just assume that somone won't know that the item isn't as described and serve it anyways? Como que what? It was a decent grilled cheese, every 6yo in the world would have been satisfied. The bread pudding was very good and I would recommend that.

So overall it was a pretty poor dining experience. I would still come here if someone was having a party of sorts, the beer is great, but I wouldn't go out of my way to break bread in this establishment.

Schmeh...

Ex Output:
2 stars

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I finally had the pleasure of dining at The Attic with a small group of friends. Overall, I'm quite pleased. The place is cute. Service was good, our waitress was happy to climb on the table to turn down our fan when we got a little chilly. She was very genuine with her opinions of the menu and was very excited about her favorites, so we felt confident when we placed our orders.

I had the Ivan burger because I keep hearing great things about it and the menu boasted some kind of "top burger" award. It was good, for sure. But I wouldn't put it at number one. Top 10 maybe. It had all the traditional toppings, including a chipotle aioli that wasn't too spicy for the likes of me. The beef was tender and cooked just right. I took half home, and it warmed up the next day to almost the same quality it originally was... that's the mark of a good burger!

The happy hour is pretty good with discounted beer (long list of options), wine, and appetizers.

The Attic isn't really in my neighborhood so I don't think I'll be a regular, but I wouldn't say no to a return trip!

Ex Output:
4 stars

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My most recent visit, has left me questioning the professionalism of this local establishment. During which, while Samara my cashier took my order, I observed two individuals in plain clothes walk behind the counter, passed her and three other employees, to what appeared to be the 1st drive thru window.

Whether or not they are current employees bears no bearing to individuals walking through the kitchen who have no pressing business to do so. In the professional environment, perception is huge and this perception is not positive at all.

After having gathered my food, and finished eating it, I observed a gentlemen place and pick up his order, walk towards the restrooms and turned around and placed his food on the counter to walk back to where the first two individuals went to. This lessened my experience that now three plain clothes individuals would casually walk behind the scenes (where my and other patron's food is prepared).

One star seems appropriate, but I'll give two assuming this was an isolated incident. Won't be going back for a while, though.

Ex Output:
2 stars