IN: At first , I found it difficult , but as I went through terms , I got used to it . From parties to " tambay " moments , I spent each moment of my college life with my new found friends . I ' m very happy to have them in my life .
What are some of the main reasons the narrator loves college ?

OUT: They love the parties .

IN: He also urinated backwards on to her . She then posed the question " Does he not normally like his rear end being touched ? " ( oh he loves it , you stupid woman ! ) .
How would one describe this man 's bedroom behavior ?

OUT: The man is a pig .

IN: Overall , this was a very good introduction to Eastern Standard and I will definitely return . The food is delicious , very reasonably priced and I enjoyed the wines as well . I recommend you check it out as well .
What will happen to the narrator if they return to Eastern Standard ?

OUT:
They will enjoy the food and wine .