input: Write a negative yelp review.
output: I went back four years later to taste the Bloody Mary again before flying back home. This time, it was a huge and disappointing mistake that left me vomiting at the airport and upon immediate arrival back home. Incidentally, Sigi was our server again! And as sweet as ever. But the fact that they bring out the food on trays with sterling silver covers over everything like it is that one "Be Our Guest" scene in Beauty and the Beast does not change the reality of the situation, which is that the food there looks, feels and tastes like an abomination that was relegated from a preschool arts and crafts class. My chicken noodle soup was curiously sweet, with dirty carrots and undercooked macaroni, all of which had settled to the bottom. The spicy buffalo wings were completely dry with pepper flakes thrown on them, and one broke into two soft lumps with some brown stuff that came out of it. You could take any seasoned inmate there and even he could tell you that it is worse than prison food. I know, because I did. Just kidding. But that is the only part I am joking about, because I suffered for the twelve hours afterwards. Skip America and grab a bagel or something.
input: Write a negative yelp review.
output: I ordered take out, 5 orders, gave it 15 minutes and went to pick it up. There was one person there, no other to go orders and they had not even started on any of my orders. I really wanted this place to be great because I work down the street and thought I would be coming here a lot. After waiting for over 40 minutes for my food (from order time to the time I left with my food) I'm pretty sure I won't be back.
input: Write a positive yelp review.
output:
Mortimors is a nice break from the rest of the epicentre ridiculousness. Patio is great for amazing people watching as they stumble by in their heels on the cobble sidewalk after too many cherry bombs. Only thing I'd change is the music. For a place that calls themselves a "pub" they sure act like a club. Crazy loud even on the patio. Love the scene here though. Def a good stop anytime I'm out at the epicentre.