You are given a review about a place. You need to provide a rating from "1 star" to "5 stars" for this place.

Input: Consider Input: I can't believe I never wrote a review for this place since I was so angry eating here. I will throw out the whole concept, and strange hospital gown you have to wear.
1. The service is horrible!! Horrible! Horrible!! The waitresses are mean, unhelpful, obviously hate their jobs other than the part where they get to spank people. (The only actual smile the waitresses had)
2. The prices are high! with extremely low quality food.
3. I got the single bypass with bacon and chili and the burger was as extremely overdone and the chili had the consistency of diarrhea with the taste of blended Walmart brand chili while the fries were soggier than I thought possible.They also only serve bottled drinks here. So no you can't have a glass of water.

Within 20 of eating here my entire group of 8 people had to run to the Golden Nugget to take emergency dumps!

Why would you go here!!
Don't GO HERE!
STOP!! If you are in Fremont right now and looking at this review! Save your money and just take a cab to In N Out!

oh yeah Cash only here! wtf why would a newer sit down restaurant be Cash Only! Get a Square or Paypal reader! Yes complaining about cash only is fair because it shows what a greasy cheap under the table establishment this is.(oh bookkeeping and 3% is too expensive for this obvious cheaply ran place) That is an inconvenience as someone that messaged me complained about this review. Cash only businesses don't get called out as a negative if the meal is less than $10 or an exceptional mom and pop shop; this place is clearly neither. Very easily one of the top 5 worst businesses I have ever reviewed.

Output: 1 star

Input: Consider Input: Came here with a large group one night when a military friend was back in town. We came VIP. Service was horrible. We ordered rinks and 4 bottles and we had to go to the bar and ask for them. We went walking around only to not be let in another VIP spot because the idiot who let us in forget to give us bracelet things.

I am pretty sure the guys with me were the only straight ones in the bar that night. I saw WAY too many dudes kissing each other.

We complained about our horrible treatment and we got offered a VIP pass for next time. What a JOKE! I will never come back here an hope no one else would ever go there either!

Output: 1 star

Input: Consider Input: The Skinny: this is a place where you come to get f&*ked up by a massive so-so pastrami, tongue, brisket and chopped liver (2)value: there's a lot of meat but it just ain't that good (2) service: good efficient - gave us extra bread to take home(4)

We've always walked past Carnegie Deli in Mirage to get to The Forum Shops at Caesar's Palace. The alluring scent of smoking meat from Carnegie wafts over the whole area and we've been eyeing to try this place for awhile.

Not being able to choose, we decided to do a sandwich and did a custom meat sandwich that includes 4 meat choices. So we tried the brisket, the tongue, the chopped liver, and the pastrami.

When the sandwich got to the table, it was shock and awe. It was something straight out of Man vs. Food in montrosity. That being said, was even that good?

The answer is not really. The brisket is pretty bland while the pastrami is surprisingly tough. The tongue is okay but really needed to be heated up with the rest of the meat-fest. The liver was well seasoned however with this sandwich - there was just too much of it to really enjoy any of it. As for the bread... what bread? It sort of gets lost in the shuffle amongst all the meat. But when you got a taste of the rye, it was rather dry.

Our service was okay. She was actually quite nice and gave us some extra bread to take home when we asked for a take-home container.

Curiosity satisfied we packed up the remains of our sandwich. It took me and the hubs 3 days to finish that monster. RIP mo-fo... you were one bada&*-kicking Sammy. 2 starred Godzilla sandwich.
Output: 2 stars