Problem: My guessing had been right and it was a memory card to my cell phone ! Of course I picked it up and continued walking . It was on 1 GB , twice the size on my current memory card , so it was very nice and I ' m going to switch to using that one .

Why does the narrator not have a ton of stress right now ?

A: They have plenty of cell phone data to be used .

Problem: I find life hard enough . But here I am , doing a spring " cleanse . " I am cranky because I am exhausted . I am exhausted - or feeling my exhaustion - because all I ' ve been drinking is green tea , and not my usual 2 large cups of coffee in the morning plus limitless cups of black tea throughout the afternoon , and then decaf black tea in the evening .

What will happen to the narrator after taking all these liquids ?

A: The narrator will need to go to the bathroom .

Problem: He tried again . I finally walked away , but he was still trying - he might still be for all I know . I thought the grasshopper was the perfect parable of how we try to make ourselves holy . We try and try and fall and fail and try again - all in vain . Only Christ can live a holy life and he has promised to do it in us .

What might be the reason I was talking about the grasshopper ?

A:
I was trying to use it as an example of why we should never give up .