Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: Fail. They serve food till midnight, so we rolled through here at 11 PM on a First Friday. The waiter kept forgetting things we asked for... water, menus, etc. French fries - oops chips - tasted like they had been sitting out for a while. Cool and mushy... not my idea of a good chip. My clam chowder was kind of thin though it tasted OK. It was lacking potatoes. Kinda weird. Ordered a Strongbow cider on tap... and it's flat. Since the server was nowhere to be found, I went up to the bar. Bartender: "Oh the cider is usually a little flat! Don't worry about it!" (WHAAA???) Me: "No - it's really flat. I think my water is fizzier." Turns out it was the bottom of the tap and there's none left, and they aren't opening another till the next day. So no drinkey drinkey for Adam. Fail! Friend ordered some sandwich, she seemed to like it but it didn't look too thrilling to me. So whatevs. The wine list was pretty shallow. Other friend ordered some "fruity tart" type flavored white wine. She said it was "tinny" tasting and not good. Fail. The pool table takes up way too much room such that it's impossible to sit around the wall and not be poked by sticks. After being poked 3x by this daft fool I tapped the back of his cue ball and messed up his shot on purpose, because I was about to get it in the ribs. The paintings of the Queen and Churchill kind of suck, in a 7th grade kind of way. It looks like Queen E's hair is floating slightly above her head. I will not be back!
Q: positive

A: I seriously couldn't believe my eyes when I saw it.... Red Mango! OMG! Had to stop! I first fell in love with the frozen yogurt fad in Long Beach, CA at Pink Berry, which was a take off of Red Mango. Red Mango is the original! Simple concept, yummy flavors and great toppings. The Original flavor is by far my favorite, plane 'ol tart frozen yogurt, no flavor at all, pile on the berries and some Capt. Crunch and you are set! However, I will say I have caught on to the do-it-yourself crazy, like Mojo Yogurt and Yogurt Builders, they have more flavors and topping to choose from and I can control how much I want. But the Original is always, always the best. Yay for Red Mango! You gotta try it!
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer: My husband and I came here for Sushi. The Sushi had a strange taste to it. When I told the foodserver that I thought the Sushi was rotten;, he took the plate. Later, the Manager arrived at the table and told me he had tasted my Sushi and that it was not bad. I wasn't going to argue with him when I eat Sushi all the time. He knew I was upset and offered to remove the Sushi off the bill. I thought this would be fair since I only had taken one bite and almost thrown up due to the awful taste. When I went to pay, he never removed the Sushi off the bill. Didn't want to deal with the Manager again so we left. We will never return.
Input: OPTIONS:
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Generate a negative review for a place
Output: I'll preface this review with the statement that I've never been to a buffet that I would go back to this being one of them. Back in the days when buffets were $10, it was somewhat worthy of going just to gaze around and take a few bites. Now with costs($30) well past the price of a decent entree, buffets are hardly worthwhile unless you like mounds of mediocre food. This place definitely has the selection but like all buffets, the food is dry and old. It's not really their fault as that's the inherent nature of a buffet since the food sits there for anywhere between 30-60minutes. The only reason this place got two stars from me was the huge dessert selection.
input: Write a positive yelp review (OPTIONS:
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output: Only been here for breakfast, I feel drive thru it's much faster than the mcdonalds across the street.
Q: positive

A:
I had a brief stint in between meetings today and my caffeine withdrawals were kicking in. I wanted a coffee shop where I could get some work done, get a swift kick of energy and do so in a comfortable and local environment. I found that at Fair Trade. Ever since attending DPJ's Radiate Phoenix Event where local coffee shop owners spoke about their brands, I've been eager to check out Fair Trade and today was the perfect excuse to do so. I walked inside and was immediately welcomed by the smell of freshly roasted coffee and the therapeutic sound of coffee shop chit chat and the grinder humming to the beat of a fresh cup 'o Joe. The girl at the counter was friendly, attentive and definitely knew her coffees. I was tempted to try the mocha chocolate latte on special, but the barista convinced me that the iced coffee with sugar free chocolate and nonfat milk was the way to go. I know not to question the expert so I went for it. Note to self... my intuition was correct. I will always take the baristas advice from now on. The iced coffee was refreshing, full of a much-needed caffeine kick and just what the energy bunny ordered. I really like the character and environment at Fair Trade. The shop was packed with coffee drinkers, business folks and even friendly neighborhood policemen. I am pretty sure I saw a Pastor making his way through as well. With the dynamic group of visitors, the music was comforting but not distracting. I saw plenty of outdoor seating options but sadly, the 110 degree weather kept me from enjoying a fresh breeze today. So in summary, I give Fair Trade two thumbs up (aka four stars) for the quality and comfort they provide to the coffee addict. I noticed some tasty food options as well and I plan on making my way back again very soon to check them all out! So thanks Fair Trade, for getting me rejuvenated while allowing me to do some work done during the busy workday!