IN: Moses, Jesus and an old man are golfing. Moses steps up to the tee and hits the ball. It goes sailing over the fairway and lands in a water trap. Moses walks down, parts the water and chips the ball onto the green. Jesus steps up to the tee and hits the ball. It goes sailing over the fairway and lands in the water trap. Jesus just walks on the water and chips the ball onto the green. The old man steps up to the tee and hits the ball. It goes sailing over the fairway and heads for the water trap. But just before it falls into the water, a fish jumps up and grabs the ball in its mouth. As the fish is falling back down into the water, an eagle swoops down and grabs the fish in its claws. The eagle flies over the green, where a lightning bolt shoots from the sky and barely misses it. Startled, the eagle drops the fish. When the fish hits the ground, the ball pops out of its mouth and rolls into the hole for a hole-in-one. Jesus turns to the old man and says, "Dad, if you don't stop fooling around, we won't bring you next time."

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IN: I asked PP if she was interested in going to Honduras between xmas and new years this year. I really need to get certified for diving and the diving there is extremely cheap, but reliable (its an American outfit and all PADI). PP thought she might be interested in going and doing it with me. So, first I wanted to know what you thought of the whole thing. Then, if you are into it at all I will look into flight opportunities (staying down there and the scuba course and single dives are all very cheap, but the flight would be the most expensive). And, last, do you have miles on continental and are they miles that PP can take advantage of also? I think Continental goes to San Salvador which is a common connecting city. So, you might luck out on flight costs and the whole trip would not be too bad. What do you think?

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IN: Good Morning Marnie - I have received the information that I needed to officially submit my request for 1/2 vacation Friday. If this is not feasible, please let me know. Thanks

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IN: Though many of you already know, today is my last day here at Enron. I am leaving to pursue my culinary interests full time and have accepted a baking/pastry apprenticeship with the Deer Valley Resort in Park City, Utah for the winter season. I am happy to have spent the past 3 years working with such a fun and intelligent group of people. I sincerely wish all of you the best in your future endeavors. Please don't hesitate to look me up if you are in the Park City area, vacation planning, or considering some radical career change like this...ha. It would be great to see old friends up there. Forwarding info is below:

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Park City Bound