Problem: Write a positive (OPTIONS:
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A: Having just moved into an unfurnished flat, naturally my first stop for fitting it out with the necessary furniture on a tight budget was the Mystical Realm Of Flatpack. You know what you're getting with IKEA, and (assuming what you want is in stock) you get the same at every branch. So what's so good about this particular branch? Well, for starters, it's on two levels. Other branches of IKEA that I've been to have all been on one floor, which is fine and dandy until you reach the "Marketplace" (that's the bit where you can actually put stuff in your trolley instead of just writing down the name and number of things too big to carry) and suddenly you get totally lost. You walk through an interdimensional gap in the chopping boards and find yourself way back in Sleeping Solutions with no way to reunite with your companion ever again, like a Rose Tyler of futons. Not so in this natty two-storey arrangement. That two-phase approach to the IKEA experience is neatly divided by a set of stairs. The staff are also rather pleasant. The lady who scanned my multitude of pallets wished me "happy building" and the chappy who served me my hot dog (you gotta have a hot dog; it's the law) was almost skipping around the counter. Strange but true. Everything that I wanted, with the exception of a mirror that I really shouldn't have been thinking of buying anyway, was in stock. Lucky me, or efficient them, or both. (Clearly if breaking a mirror is bad luck, intending to buy one that you don't even need is very good luck.) And I sailed away with a song in my heart and a desk in my van, and a merry afternoon was thereafter had sorting out screws and cams and what-the-heck-is-this-things and generally converting two dimensions into three.
Q: negative

A: Well money talks so they talked me into giving them another try. Well, I ended up telling them I never wanted to hear even their name again. 4wks later and I still had nothing hooked up and they cut the main cable line to my condo property and at&t's line when trying to bury some new lines for me. They have no idea what they are doing and you get a different story each time you call them. They better never even step foot near my door again. Horrible !!!!
Problem: What would be an example of an positive (OPTIONS:
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Answer: Mexican food was good. Don't ever eat mexican food but when we come back this is were we will eat again!
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Output: Sew Now is tucked behind Rosati's and Jack in the Box in the little strip mall - and it's a gem! My better half has discovered the joys of custom clothing - which means buying stuff that fits right in all the right places, and then having Sew Now take care of the rest! (I end up happy since she'll spend only $75 on jeans instead of $150+, and then get them altered to feel/look like she spent the larger amount. Yay!) Suri (sp?) is the wonderfully nice woman who takes care of us every time we're in, and does such great work for absolutely reasonable prices! They work quickly, and the workmanship has been superb. We've had everything from jeans (did I say how much we're saving with a $10 alteration? Yes - yes, I did.), shirts, slacks to jackets all saved or improved by Sew Now. For example, they hem the jeans so that the original hem still shows - how do they do that??? Check 'em out - you may find that your wardrobe has new life!
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output: Stax. The word does not reference the size of the burgers available at this bistro, but more the vast quantity of ingredients available to stack ONTO your little patty of heaven. Start with options of meat such as Kobe beef, wagyu, ostrich, duck, lamb, turkey, and black bean (some are standard, and some are available only on special). Time to add some toppings. Any cheese of choice...veggies, sauces, whole grains, foie gras, pretty much anything you can think of! Purchase them one at a time, or get a bunch of different ones to share at the table. For those of you that have a hard time making decisions, just flip the menu over and select from one of the house favorites (all the ingredients are pre-selected for you). Then move onto the sides....my personal favorite - the tator tots (although the sweet potato fries are a close second). Again with the choices - do you want bbq sauce to dip them in, or ranch? Chipotle aoli, or pepper sauce? The list goes on and on! Finally - pick a frosty beer or fruity cocktail to enjoy along with your meal, or just sip on the cucumber water brought to the table. What I love about Stax is that it is casual, but chic. The food is delicious, but affordable. The portions are small, but still shareable. They have a fabulous happy hour, and offer great specials on the weekends if you're looking for a place to chill on the patio and drink/eat the day away. And it's right in the heart of Old Town! Definitely one of my faves!
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Ohhh how I wish Roast wasn't nestled into the heart of college stuff. Because other than the location, I loved it! The name, ambiance and superb (read: incredible!) beer selection on tap and in bottle are a tad more sophisticated than your usual campus sandwich shop. But it works! Sometimes I want all that without getting fancy and spending a ton. Also, from my one experience, I didn't get any of the "new restaurant vibe" that most spankin'-new places emit like toxic radiation. This crew already seemed to have a good handle on their sandwiches and beers. If you'd like a casual but delicious dinner and a glorious craft beer on tap (i.e. New Belgium, Three Floyds, Founders), ignore your instincts and head out to State Street.