Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer: So I thought I would order from my local neighborhood pizza joint for a quick Saturday afternoon lunch. Big mistake! The cheese tasted like rubber, pepperoni was small and crusty, the crust itself tasted like cardboard. I picked it up and the atmosphere seems pretty cool inside, just don't expect good pizza, this was by far the worst I've ever had. We got a large and threw the leftovers out, you know it's bad when that happens.

Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer: This place had good margaritas! The food was terrible

Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer:
I LOVE Indian food. It has by far surpassed Mexican food on my list of food I could eat daily. Unfortunately my boyfriend (who I spend the majority of my time with) does not feel the same. In fact, he specifically asks that we do not have Indian food when I am choosing the restaurant. So consider my complete elation when he suggested I look up an Indian food restaurant to go to while visiting Las Vegas. After looking online (not on Yelp, for some reason) I decided on Himalayan Cuisine. And JESUS were we happy. 1. They took reservations. I appreciate this because very few restaurants in Sacramento do. 2. It is OFF the strip. Look, dining on the strip is typically expensive, annoying and tasteless, I was hoping that this place would be where the locals go - and it was. 3. The food was fantastic. My boyfriend LOVED his dish, the waiter AND the owner both suggested fantastic wine and appetizers and my dish was spicy and delicious. 4. The coconut dessert is absolute heaven. And I don't like coconut. 5. The owner is AMAZING. Not only was he friendly and took his time recommending wine to us, he brought us out a sample of his favorite wine and even toasted with us. By the end of the evening we were inviting him to the Double Down for a drink. This place was absolutely wonderful. We left with full bellies, Lucky Beer and a special discount on our next bill (oh yes, we will be back).