Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Someone throws his hat at one then strikes him down. He
pirate turns away and is dragged by the wreckage.

Someone's wearing a false beard and mustache. Someone
leads her toward an elevator.

She groggily gets up and crosses the dim room. At the foot of her roommate's bed, she
peeks through and peeks at the ceiling.