Problem: The wife of Michael is Russian, but Logan married an American because

My choice: Michael has always loved foreign women.

Problem: It was easier to get rid of the skunks from my yard, than the possums.

My choice: possums must be insensitive to the wolf urine that I used.

Problem: Craig's behavior was much more acceptable than Aaron's, therefore

My choice: Craig was offered the better job.

Problem: Tanya blamed their itchy arm on Cynthia, because

My choice:
Tanya had gotten the poison ivy from them.