IN: Naturally , the Obama - Craig button was a hilarious mistake on the part of the button company , but it is one of those things like an incorrectly printed postage stamp that becomes more valuable because it is so wrong and so rare . So I immediately ordered 10 copies of the button . A couple days later , I checked the button company Web site and - Rats ! - the button had been corrected .
What may happen after ordering the incorrect Obama button ?
OPTIONS:
- I will return the rare button to the button company .
- I will throw the button into the garbage .
- I will contact the button company to inform them about the mistake .
- I will want to order a lot more .

OUT: I will want to order a lot more .
he 's great.his party got derailed yesterday when i woke up ill . i can usually get by when i ' m feeling off , but this involved worshipping at the porcelain altar . his party got deflected into happier climes . shigella , m , and malie took him out for lunch , and he left me alone for the bulk of the day . when i ' m sick , i just want to be isolated , and let be .

OPTIONS:
- After going out to lunch they got sick and could n't have the party
- None of the above choices .
- The host spent too much time at lunch and missed the party
- The person who got sick was stuck getting sick in the bathroom
Answer the following question: What caused the party to be cancelled ?

The person who got sick was stuck getting sick in the bathroom
question: But do n't be penny wise and pound foolish like my Dad ! You know , my Dad insured his house - nothing has happened to it , but he still has the insurance ( statistics show that your chances of a house fire is 5 in 1,000 ) . He paid for car insurance - never had to use it , ( statistics show that your chances of your car being stolen is 10 in 1,000 ) but he is still paying for it .

OPTIONS:
- He 's wasteful with money .
- That 's how a car payment works .
- He 's forgetful .
- He 's paying for insurance if something does happen .
Q: Why would the man be paying for something he has n't had to use ?

answer: He 's paying for insurance if something does happen .
QUES: Even in both Iraq wars , the country was never consumed by it . We did n't send all of our men to fight and leave our women to build the artillery . No , even during those wars we just went on with our daily lives , worked in our offices , drank our cocktails and watched reality television . But now , here we are , at a crossroads with real prospects , because you see , that reality television did give us something .

Question with options: Why is the narrator surprised by the war ?
OPTIONS:
- We are indifferent .
- None of the above choices .
- We are intense about it .
- We are all over it .
ANS: We are indifferent .
Problem: So they 're telling me all about the place , and what they like about the sport , until the instructor shows up . He and his wife role in and they are super friendly . They set me up with a gi ( the uniform ) and I ' m doing the warm - ups , and then doing some basic technical drills . Marco actually showed me the drills himself - it was awesome .

What type of sport may the narrator performing ?
OPTIONS:
- They may be practicing baseball .
- They may be practicing football with their uniform .
- They may be practicing karate .
- None of the above choices .

A: They may be practicing karate .
Question:
And , for the most part , I wholeheartedly agree . There are little pockets of intelligence , but for the most part I am pretty sure we 're just dumb . Who does n't know the very , very basics of the American government ? GOOD LORD .

Why does the narrator view the subject as dimwitted ?
OPTIONS:
- The subject did not do well in history .
- None of the above choices .
- The subject did not do well in algebra .
- The subject did not do well in civics .
Answer:
The subject did not do well in civics .