TASK DEFINITION: Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context
PROBLEM: She hands him a pen. He

SOLUTION: gets on his knees and reaches for a large bag.

PROBLEM: Disgusted, he drops the cup on the floor and gets up from the table. Someone

SOLUTION: hands him a lighter.

PROBLEM: People appear at the top of the stairs in traveling clothes, with someone, red - eyed, behind them. Someone

SOLUTION:
is being aghast as someone is struggling, someone can't get away from.