Problem: Write a positive yelp review.
A: Eric just left my office parking lot and I have to say it's a great job. Just what I wanted, and having him mobile enabled me to get it done. I already gave him two referrals. :)

Problem: Write a positive yelp review.
A: So good! We went for the first time tonight. Between us, we had a cheese quesadilla, veggie tacos, a mini chicken taco, a carnitas burrito, beans, chips with salsa and watermelon aqua fresca. Everything was delicious and fresh. It's like Los Tacos, but better! Also the restaurant is clean and newly refurbished. My son and husband both enjoyed it and we will be back.

Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A:
Blech. My brother heard this was the best Chinese buffet in Sun Prairie. Maybe that is true, but it must be the only Chinese buffet in Sun Prairie. I'm not giving it a hard time for "authenticity" or any of that eaither. I love me some good Americanized, crappy Chinese food. Here, even the stuff that was out fresh from the kitchen (which was mighty slim picken's) was barely edible. I was really looking forward to some good old MIdwestern Chinese buffet, too. The Chinese food options in Portland are actually very lacking, the last really good stuff I had was from a strip mall in Crawfordsville, IN. Seriously, they can do it right but everyone else serves lukewarm, tasteless piles of mystery? Gotta be kidding me. Most options seemed to have been sitting for way too long when we got here, and it was peak dinner eating time. I should have been tipped off by the low number of patrons at this "best Chinese" but I like to give the benefit of the doubt. You are better off making Ramen noodles at home and calling it chinese food.