TASK DEFINITION: Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context
PROBLEM: He smiles and they kiss. He

SOLUTION: gazes after her lovingly as they approach.

PROBLEM: Pull back: someone runs towards the golden hall. Someone

SOLUTION: leaps into the fireplace.

PROBLEM: Someone picks up utensils and cuts the steak. Someone

SOLUTION:
winces, then lets go of the bar.