Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: I genuinely do not know how this place stays in business. I've lived in the area for nearly 10 years and only went because someone had given me a gift certificate. The prices are ridiculously high! I got a small side salad for around $5 and it was about 2 bites worth. The pizza is nothing special. In fact, I picked it up and by the time I got home (just a few blocks away), it was already cold. And I know it was "fresh" because I was there waiting for it to finish up for quite a while. It was a Saturday night and it was about empty. Again, I cannot figure out how this place has stuck around for so many years. Save your time, go across the road to Empire Pizza!
Q: positive

A: They have good food and service. Atmosphere is cozy and comfortable. Prices are reasonable too
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer: I'll try to be fair but I don't think I was treated fairly myself. When I booked the tee time in Oct in Phoenix it is advisable to ask about over seeding on any cousre. I was skeptical of work being so close so I asked in very specific language "Have you done ANY work to prepare for over seeding, growth retardant, mowed short?" also "Are you going to be doing any work while we are playing our round today?" The answer was and I quote the lady working the pro shop register. "No, we are going to have a tournament tomorrow. After the tournament we'll close the course for the work then" We paid our money and went to carts. the attendants informed us the driving area was closed due to mowing and it would be quite a while before it would open. Ok, no problem, we chipped around and when our tee time was up we went to first tee. I guess we should have actually looked at course before we paid. Upon arriving at first tee box. All the fairways were brown. The attendant informed us that growth retardant had been sprayed 2 days before and he was amazed it worked in such a short time. He also went on to say he played a round the day before and it was playable but just brown. I grumbled about the fact I had asked if any work was done and was lied to but we teed off and started our round. Since it was a business outing we were kind of stuck. On the fairway... not only was the growth retardant sprayed but all the grass was removed by mowing very short. It was a goat patch. Every shot in the fairway for the whole course was pretty much hitting off a little dead grass or dirt. Around the greens the second cut was done the same way. A little further out there was some 2" Bermuda rough. So basically we paid to play either in Bermuda rough or off the dirt, tee to green. Needless to say, I feel I was deceived into paying for a round on a course that was completely unplayable and worse our business outing was ruined. Just on principal, I probably won't waste the time to go back and see if it is a good course with actual grass on the fairways and around greens. Greens were good. Fast and rolled great. But that did not make up for dishonesty and deceit.
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Output: The Tee Pee's been around since the 1950's and there's a reason why. Their dishes are some of the best in the valley in my opinion. Not all of them, but certainly their stuffed chile rellenos and green chile dishes. One of their boastful claims is how former President GHW Bush visited on at least one occasion, evidenced by their naming a menu item in his honor; 'The President's Plate'. This leads me to wonder if Bush was laid-up the next day with a severe case of red-ass, and if that led to any world war-type events. I know the day after my birthday celebration I was shittin' razor blades, and god help anyone who came in contact with me that day. So I can see where Bush might be all; "Oh yeah, Cheney? Well I'll show that piece o' shit Saddam what swift American justice looks like. Someone get me a red button to push, STAT!!! Oh, and wet wipes too-somebody PLEASE get me some wet wipes-fast! "I'll teach Saddam Hussein a lesson he won't forget anytime soon." Anyway, if you like Sonoran style Mexican food, but more importantly, hot Mexican, try Tee Pee.
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output: Great coffee, great food, and great pastries! In such a small town, it is such a pleasure to have such a great locally owned coffee shop. Definitely stop in if you live in CG, or if you are just rolling through. You will be treated well, and leave with some great food.
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Nasty, nasty, nasty, and gross. The cheese crisp is anything BUT (greasy, limp, UGH) and the chips are STALE and vary between super chewy and/or break my jaw status - when I tried to ask for fresh chips the waiter looked right in my eye, apologized, and said he'd promptly throw them back into the microwave for me... WHA?!?! This restaurant is proof that George W. Bush was a bigger idiot than we ever gave him credit for (for those of you who have never been - the TeePee claim to fame is being a local fave of the Bush). I recommend avoiding this place completely and trying Carolina's, Los Compadres, or Casa Reynoso. Service is hit or miss so if you MUST go - try the shredded beef tacos, skip the tap water, and sit at the bar.