Question:
And I ' m not talking about age , either . He reminded me of every stereotypical war veteran hanging out at the VFW . Swapping war stories , bitching about those damn kids and generalizing how if he was in charge , things would be better ... with hardly any direct points as to how . Dude , you 're really showing your age .

What may be a fact about what this person is engaging in ?
OPTIONS:
- They are arguing with a veteran .
- They are angry towards a veteran .
- They are arguing with others about a veteran .
- They are criticizing a veteran 's conversation .
Answer:
They are criticizing a veteran 's conversation .

Question:
Whenever you have a camera close to something dangerous , you have to have an extra guy ready to pull the operator out of the way , since the cameraman is focused only on what 's directly in front of the lens . " Do they ever actually have to pull them away ? " I ask . " Not often , " he replied , " but it 's good to be safe . " So , this truck that 's supposed to topple over on its side ?

What will probably happen soon ?
OPTIONS:
- A truck that toppled over on the highway will cause a pileup .
- None of the above choices .
- People will pull out their cameras to take pictures of a traffic jam .
- A movie stunt will take place .
Answer:
A movie stunt will take place .

Question:
Suicidally low . Hey , at least Alabama would n't have to pay for my health coverage if I bit it , right ? ( Yeah , I can actually make bad jokes about it now . Believe it or not , that 's progress . )

Why would Alabama pay for my insurance ?
OPTIONS:
- I have sued the state for health care because they did something to me .
- Alabama pays everyone 's health care - if they pass through there .
- I have medicaid or medicare .
- None of the above choices .
Answer:
I have medicaid or medicare .

Question:
Of course when I emerged from the Beer Store a hundred yards from my car , the Enforcement Officer had his digital tablet out and was writing down my license plate number ! I got back to my car , opened the trunk and put the beer in , then waited for the officer to finish completing the ticket , fully expecting to get one . Then he said to me " I ' m writing really sloooowly ! " . I said " pardon me " , and he said " I was expecting you to scream at me .

What may happen after this encounter ?
OPTIONS:
- They will leave with a parking ticket .
- They will park in a different spot .
- They will have to pay a fine on a ticket .
- The cop will let them leave without a ticket .
Answer:
The cop will let them leave without a ticket .