Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Example Input: The little girl is kneeling down in front of the tree putting gold bulbs onto the tree. She
Example Output: pulls the wooden stick back out.

Example Input: People are skiing down a hill and keep falling down and sliding down the hill. A person
Example Output: walks into frame waking him.

Example Input: Someone cranes the camera on him. He
Example Output:
wears long sections of hair.