You are given a review about a place. You need to provide a rating from "1 star" to "5 stars" for this place.
One example: Although I did enjoy the food here, I was completely unimpressed (and slightly annoyed) by the overpriced margaritas. I ordered a platinum which contained "fresh" juice. It tasted like it had sprite in it, so I thought surely she gave me the wrong one. It turns out that "fresh juice" is really margarita mix on tap from the same gun as the sprite. I asked for something fresh to replace the horrible margarita and received a rocks glass with just muddled lime and a salted rim. I'm not sure it contained any tequila. Horrible! It's not that hard to make a fresh margarita!
Solution is here: 2 stars
Explanation: The writer has been annoyed in this place and has enjoyed the food. So, "2 stars" sounds reasonable for it.

Now, solve this: I love the acts by the various acrobats, but hated the ringmaster and Dorothy because they were annoying as hell. I think they over did it with all the F-bombs and stupid jokes.

The various acts were interesting and some were quite breathe taking. I'm not sure if I'd come back again though.

Regarding seats, there's no real bad seats, but I do recommend you sit up in the first row. You'll get picked on and what not and it's funny.
Solution:
3 stars