Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Example Input: At night, someone sits at a cubicle in the darkened office. She
Example Output: reaches over and picks up a piece of metal.

Example Input: He slows as the identical twin inspectors someone and someone approach from the opposite direction. The gray haired goateed pickpocket
Example Output: holds out his hand, sets them in the middle, sets his thick pot of drinks.

Example Input: The Datsun peels out with the remaining police car on its tail. Someone
Example Output:
looks at a guest car.