Question:
IMHO , the proper use of church signs is to display God 's Word . Those who write a clever saying and then attach " God " to it , come very close to blasphemy to me . I would be very careful in attributing to God the words of men . I prefer the words of God .

Why is the narrator upset at the sign ?
Answer:
They find it blasphemous .

Question:
Just to clear some things up a little . The reason we live here is kind of a long story , but we are here now and it is the most economical place we have ever lived including Texas which was pretty good , and a little further inland , but still got a couple of hurricanes there . California had , by far , the best weather , but was way too expensive , and civil service jobs were very scary in the 80 's . We left Calif and full time RVed fpr a number of years with Texas as our home base . Then settled in Arizona which was also expensive , and now are here . We moved away from the Coast in 2004 just in time to evacuate for Ivan .

What may happen after we moved out of California ?
Answer:
We may spend a lot of time travelling .

Question:
Obviously I had been lied to like that time my mother told me I would never get pimples again when I stopped being a teenager . Well anyway , with my last birthday in August and the expiring of my license , I knew I had to go ahead and suck it up and go and get it done . You never know when the road trip urge is going to get overwhelming .

Why did I continue to get pimples after being a teenager ?
Answer:
Adult acne is a common occurrence as hormones are still active .

Question:
She said " fine , but if you do n't eat that entire thing I ' m going to shove it up your butt ! " . No joke . Dear old Grandma said that . Which comes to another point , she was cheap too .

What may be a fact about their grandma ?
Answer:
She wanted to get her money 's worth for the food .