Given a text, write a compressed version of it in a single sentence.

Example Input: As a former subscriber/donor/current donor/current subscriber, you know it takes a good deal of money to bring these stories to you. We recoup 58% of that money on ticket sales, leaving 32% to be garnered from donations and gifts from friends such as yourself.
Example Output: As a former subscriber you know it takes a good deal of money to bring these stories to you. We recoup 58% of that money on ticket sales, leaving 32% to be garnered from other things.

Example Input: More cheerful was the proverb A bonny bride is shun buskit [well dressed]; but the wedding of two very unattractive people was rather unkindly summed up as Hairy butter is good enyoch for siddy [coarse] bread!
Example Output: A bonny bride is shun buskit; but the wedding of two very unattractive people was rather unkindly summed up as Hairy butter is good enyoch for siddy bread!

Example Input: If you missed the most recent installments of this column, here they are: posted Friday, Nov. 20, and Tuesday, Nov. 17.
Example Output:
The most recent installment will be posted on Tuesday Nov. 17 and Friday Nov 20.