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Output: I'm from NY and Delucia's Pizzeria reminds me of NY. You walk in and it smells like an authentic NY pizzeria. It's like my little piece of home here in Vegas. The pizza isn't overly saucy and the cheese isn't gross like some of the chains. The pizzas are made to order fresh when you order. One of my favorite items on the menu are the garlic knots. They are actual KNOTS. Most places give you garlic bread or sticks or even huge roll looking things. Delucia's gives you garlic knots just like NY.

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Output: We accidentally ended up here during a torrential outpour when we had no choice but to take cover in what ended up being a Scottish impersonation of a TGIFridays. When you're aspiring to a type of cuisine that isn't worth the flattery of imitation, it's quite the uphill battle. What the place does offer is decent prices, large quantities, way too many options, and cheerful service. Well done capturing the essence of casual American dining!! If you are American and on vacation, don't come here. That's like going to McDonald's in Paris instead of getting a baguette sandwich. Well, I guess that's not a fair comparison since Scotland hasn't any offerings even a fraction as tempting, but you know what I mean. Try to experience local fare, no matter how dismal it may be, for the sake of culture and adventure! You're better off getting fish and chips or a meat pie in a local pub. If you do get stuck here, though, do NOT get a hamburger. I made that mistake because I saw one on nearby table that looked pretty good and I thought the local Angus beef would somehow elevate it from a typical American meal. Unfortunately, what I got wasn't tasty at all, but had an unpleasant flavor and dry texture. My boyfriend's steak and ale pie was much more appetizing, I'd recommend that. The saving grace of this establishment, besides our extremely friendly and competent waiter, was that they offered an appetizer of deep fried haggis balls. This means you can try one of the scariest dishes of all time in a form that's easy to get down, especially if you share the order with a group. A few bites of the deep-fried spiced organ meat and you can proudly respond, when inevitably you are asked, "Yes, I had haggis in Scotland. No big deal!"

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Output: SAVE YOUR MONEY AND TIME. Went here hoping for a quick lunch. Ordered the honey walnut chicken salad to go. It took well over 10 minutes to make qhich I would have forgiven if it was actually a decent salad. First off I paid $11 for this salad. For that kind of price, you would expect aTON more than the measly snack sized salad I got. It was supposed to have spinach, get, apple slices, walnuts, and chicken. There was maybe half a handful of spinach, 3 apple slices, 2 PIECES of a walnut, not even a dusting of feta, and a small dried out piece of chicken. It was an $11 crappy side salad. I actually had to go to the place next door to order another lunch.

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Three of us arrived on a Sunday for breakfast and there was no one to take your name or create a list of who had arrived first, which caused some chaos. There were two groups in front of us who were doing some minor squabbling with each other over who should get the next available table. I walked in to the main counter, and a waiter approached me. He told me it would 10-15 mins for my party of three. I went back to the patio and waited in line. A man and his parents arrived after us, asked me where they should put their name down, and I told him to just inform a waiter you're here. After about 20 minutes (and now that we're next in line) a table opened up and the man with his parents just walked over and sat down. I followed, told him we were next in line and he just responded, "There is no 'real' line." That guy was clearly a schmuck, but the reason it happened was Vincent Market Bistro had no system to create a list for who should be seated in order of arrival. Considering that even the IHOP has mastered this concept, one would hope Vincent can get a grip on it going forward. To be fair, the manger came over later and apologized and gave us a mountain of free deserts. But, he had no real response as to why there isn't a host or hostess to keep people happy. The croissants are amazing, the ham and Gruyere omelette was average, and the service was decent (once we were seated, which we did ourselves since no one offered to seat us at anytime.) Kinda crazy, but for the hassle involved, I'd rather just go to Snooze down the street. It's an hour wait there, but at least they have a hostess.