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Output: Horrible experience. Waited over an hour while my car sat with nobody working on it. Asked to speak to manager and nobody did a thing to speed things up. Won't waste my time or money here again.

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Output: We went on a Monday afternoon so it wasn't too crowded. The Bar was busy but there was only two tables in the dining area. We were seated and served quickly, the waitress was quick, efficient and friendly. The place was good for kids because it was separated from the bar area by a wall, I am not sure how kid frinedly it would be at night with a full bar. My 7 year old got the kids nachos, my wife got the pork tacos and I got the supreme tostada nachos. We all loved our food it was delicious. The pork taco's were the best we had ever had, the kids nachos were tasty and the cheese sauce it really good. The supreme nachos were excellent and slightly hot due to the fried jalapenos. The only complaint would be that the supreme nachos were a little smaller than I expected. My wife ordered a Mango Thai Basil Margarita and she said it was tasty and she enjoyed it. We all shared a Churro sundae and it was so good. We couldn't finish it all but we tried. It comes with chocolate, caramel and raspberry sauce with 4 churros. We had a great late lunch and it was well worth the trip to Fremont. We will definitely be back again!

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Output: I came into the salon at 7 pm there was one girl blowing out a woman's here I told her I came for a pedicure she said she wasn't taking anymore clients so you have 4 hours until you close and I can't get a pedicure. If I was a manager I would have fired that girl for turning away money for my business

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Bad location, but I could care less since I only order delivery from here late at night. And oh my god, it tastes soo good. The equation for the tastiness goes something like this... Y = T*x^2 where T is a function of how late it is, Y is the Yum factor, and x...I don't know what x is, but it kind of spells "tax..." Price is okay - delivery total is a few dollars more than what I usually pay for something like Gumby's with haxxor deals - and a bit higher than what you could get at Subway for $5 (but not as customizable). However, they're open late, and some of their pre-mades, like the Cripple Creek are just too good to pass up. Double 11-in. sub special is their best offer.