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An example of an negative review: WAY overrated. Very bland food. Will not return. I guess I'll just have to take my parochial taste buds back to my home town, Hermosillo, Mexico, and see if I can educate myself on real Mexican food. I was sure I wouldn't return but now I'm sure I'll spread the word that this place is owned by disrespectful, and tactless individuals. The service was perfect, just work on the seasoning.

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An example of an positive review: I just read the last review by Mike and I want to second his comment about the defects of Barrio. The prices are definitely higher than what I am used to for dinner and the portions could be seen as small. We went after having some chips and guacamole as snacks at my house knowing the wait for a table would be over an hour (we were warned ahead of time by several people that we would have to wait, especially on a Saturday night). We sat outside on some benches and watched as three groups of people came and left due to the wait. We were seated in less time that quoted which is always a nice surprise. The waiter was very busy with all of his tables and we felt that he could have used some help. The fresh guacamole we ordered was supposed to be made at the table, but because we were seated in a corner surrounded by other tables, he made it in front of the other tables and brought it to us. That was very disappointing as I felt he really did not make an effort to provide us with the entertainment that the guacamole making provides. The food arrived in the expected time and was just right to eat. Each of us ordered a different taco plate and shared the meal which was fun to get to sample each meat. I ordered the pork knowing that it was delicious and I was very satisfied by the texture and flavor. I recommend that dish for anyone who goes to the Cafe. We finished the meal with a shared portion of the churro and ice cream dessert. Very satisfying. I will go back again, but not anytime soon.

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An example of an negative review: If you can get past the bitchy receptionist, the food is fairly decent. Let me preface my statement; we met a couple of friends here for an early dinner on a Sunday late afternoon with our 5 month old. The receptionist tried to insist that we sit in a booth that logistically would not have worked with the baby carrier and comfortably facilitate four adults. If you have kids, you understand what I'm talking about. I nearly got into an argument with the TWIT that we needed the extra space for comfort and basically had to just walk over to one of their crescent booth tables and plop our stuff down. A place of this caliber really should make better strides at hiring staff that possess a little common sense. Moving on.... the food is great, the atmosphere is nice. Our waitress was pleasant, she didn't go out of her way to make us feel overly comfortable or welcomed. I think next time we decide to go out we'll think of another location merely because of the sub par overall service we received. Don't these people realize that the consumer ALWAYS wins...?

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An example of an positive review: I had a great experience working with Dennis Riddle. I knew I wanted a Subaru for the quality of the AWD, but wasn't sure between Impreza, Crosstrek, and Forester what would give the best balance of comfort, performance, efficiency, and cargo space. Dennis very patiently helped me test out an Impreza, a Forester, and both the gas and hybrid Crosstrek models while talking through the differences and his past personal experiences with the ones that he'd owned. The experience was extremely pleasant - Dennis was clearly interested in getting me into the car that best fit my needs and was never pushy or salesy, even though it was a busy Saturday. My experience with Dennis was definitely a refreshing change from the usual high-pressure sales barrage of car shopping.