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Output: The rooms were nice and the view was great! Best of all, the spa was SPECTACULAR. Beautiful facility with the best masseuse I have ever had work on my body - Rhonda K! And I won $75!

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Output: Just tried to eat there, waited 40 minutes for chicken nachos, to go . Got my check 20 minutes before I got my food. Refill never came .. sad really .. when the place was dead; 4 or 5 front of house members going around . 5/6 booths isn't busy! Finally got my nachos... Hardely any cheese and fyi I'm not picky... This was dry. I gave the check and nachos right back to the waiter.. and three bucks for the Pepsi I drank. Thank you for the smile but work on your kitchen staff and waiters so that they may explain delays. Manager FAIL. Sad sad management.

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Output: we went here our last night in Scottsdale and the other reviews are right, this place rocks. Everything we ordered was perfect and delicious and the service was awesome. Our waiter even bought us dessert. Coming from Chicago we had high expectations as we have a ton of good steakhouses here, however this was really a fantastic meal!! The best part is they are opening in Chicago this summer...woo hoo!!

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I actually did a search for best pies in Phoenix and this place turned up. Ugh. Well the best place isn't actually near Phoenix, but I wasn't about to drive up 65 miles north to Rock Springs for their apple crumble, and THEN drive back here. So I took a long drive to Mesa, which is a larger city than I thought. And I entered the late morning breakfast crowd of tiny Iowa Cafe. This is a very small place. I sat next the register. I had had breakfast very early that morning so all I came in for. So really I wanted a slice of their "famous" pie and a cup of coffee. Mistake: I got the "cherry supreme", which was a gloppy, thick viscous cream that had bits of cherries in it, whipped cream on top. It was not a pie as much as it was a gloppy pile. Also it smelled and tasted like it had taken on fridge odors overnight.The coffee was stale and not very hot. Oh, and I added a side order of scrambled eggs and they were cold and rubbery. I suppose if you advertise that you sell Midwest traditional pies Iowa style you should probably have your best pies out there. But this was not the case that morning.