Problem: Beth felt more pain from the tailbone injury than the minor cut as the

My choice: tailbone injury was impacted more body parts.

Problem: Jennifer treats women right, but Erin is an asshole because

My choice: Erin was raised very poorly.

Problem: Bob wanted to cut the watermelon open with a knife, but the

My choice: knife was just too lightweight.

Problem: The pizza that Kenneth makes is more delicious than Ian's because

My choice:
Kenneth is an Italian cook.