Question: Here 's an excerpt from my essay below , and after that , the entire piece , in all of its dot - matrix printer glory ( as proof of age ) . [ Your friends ] all look so content , full of tequila and wealth and the newfound confidence that invariably accompanies money , while you are filled with a sickly fear that you ' ve made a dreadful , irreversible and costly mistake . But then the fog in your head lifts and you remember back to the day when you made your ill - fated decision . OPTIONS:
- The person 's teacher
- None of the above choices .
- The person 's doctor
- The person 's father
Answer: Answer: The person 's teacher

Question: The most complicated thing I ' ve ever changed in my car has been a cassette tape , so I really did need my brother 's help . We went to AutoZone ( after attempting to go to the Arlington Napa , which was CLOSED when they were supposed to be OPEN ) and bought a new alternator , then spent the next several hours trying to get the old one out . Despite our best efforts , we were unsuccessful at this , so we put the car back together ( we had to pull one of the front wheels off just to get to the alternator ) . OPTIONS:
- The narrator is lacking book knowledge .
- The narrator is lacking bike knowledge .
- None of the above choices .
- The narrator is lacking car knowledge .
Answer: Answer: The narrator is lacking car knowledge .

Question: You know what I think is amazing ? That I ' ve been doing this Saturday meme for 9 months now , and I have yet to run out of memes . Granted , I ' m sure along the way I ' ve hit duplicate questions , but the fact that I ' ve had ( almost ) all original memes ? There 's a lot of memes out there . OPTIONS:
- The day before Saturday .
- The day after Sunday .
- The day after Friday
- None of the above choices .
Answer: Answer: The day after Friday

Question: Friday morning , which is my Monday , and all is cool . I think my day is open , or maybe I just have a number of tentative plans . Had a date last night , but they flaked , so I had a couple beers and some fries at CC . Admired the Scottish Rite temple thing and stopped in at Sebastian Joe 's to see if Bill was working ( he was n't ) . OPTIONS:
- None of the above choices .
- Their date had found someone else to see .
- Their date was an unreliable person .
- Their date wanted to make them feel bad .
Answer:
Answer: Their date was an unreliable person .