Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: Fast delivery. 1 start for that. But otherwise....seriously pittsburgh yelpers?!?!?! You have guided me to yet another disappointing meal. This is NOT good pizza. If you want something fast, go for it. If you want some pizza, don't.
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A: I've been intrigued by Wooden Vine every time I walk by, but rarely had occasion to stop in. On a recent weekend evening I finally caved and decided to have a glass. My overall impression after one visit was "meh." Let's talk wine. They do have a pretty decently constructed wine list that represents most parts of the globe (though it did feel a little California heavy on my visit, not that there's anything wrong with Cali wines). I ordered a glass of a slightly obscure cabernet that I had not had before (since I like to try new things), and it was meh. The server really couldn't tell me anything about it before hand, but we'll get to the service in a minute. First, let's talk about price. Given that I work in the wine industry, I'm aware of the customary markups. But this list seemed a little on the pricey side, compared to what I'm used to. Could be that I'm a cheap date, or maybe it's the uptown atmosphere. Which leads me back to the service. Aside from no one in the room really being able to talk intelligently about the wines I was considering when I asked,other than offering scant more than what the menu stated, we were met with a coldness from the staff that honestly made me a little uncomfortable. I felt my presence was an inconvenience to them. Maybe it's a byproduct of serving mostly Center City banker-types and they are giving their usual crowd what they expect, but at the least a smile never killed anyone. My opinion at this time, is that there are better options in the QC. I'll give it a couple months and try Wooden Vine again and see if my opinion is swayed.
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer: Disgusting
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Output: Great time here this past summer. Great service by Bex, she made sure everyone in my group had a great time. Very crowded but what do you expect! If you come here make sure you look for Bex, she'll hook it up.
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output: Terrible food. The only decent thing was the salad. The onion soup was nasty, didn't taste like it supposed too, cheap cheese melted on top. The prime rib was not good either, the flavor was blend, I had to pour all the "jus" on top (including the mashed potatoes) to give it some kind of taste, nothing changed. Then I tried to dip it in the horseradish, the sauce was watered down, liquid, not the usual dense, thick horseradish sauce. Same issue, no flavor. The bread was pretty much plastic. Worst dinner in a long time. My dog disagrees, he enjoyed the whole thing.
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Mmmm...Kiltlifter! I've been to Four Peaks several times, but gosh dang it, I can't tell you a thing about the food! I know I've eaten there, but honestly, when I think of Four Peaks, I think of beer and nothing else. The Kiltlifter is by far one of the best beers I have ever had the pleasure of chugging. You can get bottled Kiltlifter in stores now, but you gotta try it from the tap at least once. In its freshest state, Kiltlifter is as close to perfect as an amber ale can get. And of course there's food at Four Peaks...I have a vague, fuzzy memory of a pizza with pine nuts. I think it was good... BTW, I'm a little confused as to why 48 people voted that there was no alcohol at this place...it's a brewery???