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An example of an negative review: I've been with Planet fitness since they started expanding on the west coast. I just recently moved to Las Vegas and enrolled at this location. The gym it self is always clean and neat the only thing I have a problem with is the front desk staff. I'm used to the staff always greeting me when I walk in and saying "have a great night" once I walk out. The only courteous staff member that does this is the young man working up front. The two females that "work" there are always too busy talking about all the "cute" men that walk in and out. Instead of doing their job and helping or greeting the people at the door they are too busy flirting and mingling with these meat heads. It's a little pathetic and unprofessional but this seems to be what I walk into every time I workout here. I'm pretty disappointed every time I come to this place. I'm sure the franchise owner wouldn't be too happy to hear about this current situation. Shame on you front desk take your thirst else where!

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An example of an positive review: I went to this place to try somewhere different, as had found excellent reviews on another site. It was quite a trip for us, but overall, well worth it. It is situated in a newer strip mall, nothing fancy but not old and dirty either. It has a pretty open layout, and you can see right into the kitchen from the dining area, which is nice. The place is extremely clean, nicely decorated, and has at least 3 flat screen TV's. It is very noisy inside with the TV's blasting out sports, a somewhat cramped dining area, and the din of the kitchen. This is not the place for a quiet romantic dinner, but a good place to take friends and people who like watching the game while they eat. We didn't call ahead or make reservations, but it seems that is a good idea because they can be very busy. Even though we didn't make reservations, the owner, Tom, was able to seat the four of us at the last open table right away. He also introduced us to his brother, who was serving tables and was obviously a Lakers fan, he was wearing a sleeveless jersey, and had the Celtics - Lakers game at full blast. I don't mind the casualness, but seeing a guy's pits while he's serving food is pretty gross (one star knocked off for that), luckily he wasn't serving our table. Our server was very friendly, but didn't make any recommendations. Our party of four started with the unadvertised "Around the World", where you get to sample different appetizers for about as long as you like. I only knew about the Around the World from reading other reviews. We had the grilled artichoke hearts, Rolled NY - thin NY steak wrapped around asparagus and provolone, sweet chile & bacon prawns - my favorite, and pesto garlic bread. For our entrees we ordered the Chicken & Artichokes, Chicken Saltimbocca, Spaghetti Squash and Chef Al's Special Pork Chops. I also ordered an entree of Chicken Fettuccine to go for the kid at home. We got house salads with all of them. The balsamic vinaigrette had a touch of honey in it, and was excellent. The entree portion sizes were decent for all of the entrees, except the serving with the Pork Chops was huge! Two very large chops, enough for two or three people. Luckily my daughter's boyfriend has a hollow leg, and finished the entire plate by himself. All in all, everyone raved about their dishes. I also expected to receive Chef Al's Potato Pie with my order, but instead got roasted potatoes. When I asked Tom about it, he said he had too many complaints about the Potato Pie (being unhealthy) and was taking them off the menu. He whipped up a special plate of them for us. They were delicious: mashed potatoes, with cheese and Prosciutto mixed in. Awesome stuff, it would be a shame if he took them off the menu. As an extra treat, during our meal Tom's brother made an appetizer of garlic bread, pesto, grilled peppers, onions, garlic and provolone and grilled it to a crisp. He made enough for the entire house and went around giving them to everyone for free. Now how often does that happen? The only "mistake" made during the night was that our server switched me from Pinot Grigio to Sauvignon Blanc. But, she left me the extra half glass that was left over, so I wasn't complaining. We were also treated to a slice of cheesecake to share, and by that point in the night, that's all I had room for. Our tab, not including taxes or tip, came to $214. PROS: Superb food, super friendly owners and staff who treat you like a friend CONS: noisy, maybe a little bit too casual at times

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An example of an negative review: I saw the reviews on Yelp and thought "man, I have to try this place, sounds great" I was sourly disappointed with my burrito. OK, the girl asks me if I want regular or XL for my carne asade burrito (which they claim to be the best carne asada in town) I of course say XL because i like food and want a lot of it. The burrito was 8 bucks and they only have cans for soda. so my meal was about 10 bucks. the girl brings out my burrito to me on the patio and i look down and I think "is that all" For 8 bucks i would of thought the thing to be huge! It was about half the size of a Filibertos burrito. And double the cost. The location was cool, had a nice little outdoor patio with misters, the girls were nice at the front, and it was a clean place. The food was a good quality and tasted pretty good. But a little expensive and very small portion for calling a XL burrito for 8 bucks. I am afraid I will not be back.

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An example of an negative review: Went back to see if they got their act together...not. Gumbo was shockingly average coming from a chef that embraces his New Orleans background. Service was slow....really slow. Truffled mac and cheese was decent. But the food is very average, when I go out I want to eat better than what I can prepare quickly at home. Especially if I am to wait (most of the wait was after the meal to get the check, maybe 15-20 minutes..inexcusable at a non-busy restaurant at lunch time)