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An example of an positive review: Being locally owned, being traditional, and having a simple yet efective pun in it's name are three criteria that will effectively turn me into putty in a business's hands. By that maxim, Something Fishy would have had to pull of something VERY fishy, such as fatal food poisoning, to not be on the recieving end of a glowing writeup. Thankfully, having tried a fair few of their ocean-dwelling delights from salmon steaks to seabass, and not having died yet, the folks at Something Fishy need not fret about their star-based status. Good quality fish, and I just really, really love that smell. It's often tempting to just "do a gollum" and devour one of our watery chums raw and on the doorstep.

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An example of an positive review: Great tacos and the house salad was awesome

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An example of an negative review: Zero stars. Is that even possible? Absolutely awful customer service. A friend bought me a membership and I already had a gym membership so declined to use it. Never signed a single contract nor set foot in the gym. Have been repeatedly harassed for payment when I DID NOT AUTHORIZE nor want this! I asked them to produce a contract w my signature which they could not. They have now sent me to collections. Next call is to the Better Business Bureau. The collection company was as awful as the gym management. Stated 'you are lying' and would not even listen to an explanation. RUN do not patronize this unethical business. The only liars are the management at Golds Gym. How can this even be permitted?

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An example of an positive review: One of my favorite weekend lunches when I want to stuff myself for under 10 bucks. I usually get jade red (fried orange chicken with spice) and machaca (shredded beef with spices) or the pollo diablo (not batterred but lightly fried chicken with spices) all the fried rices are about the same the jerk chicken and jerk rice use black pepper as oppossed to chili for the spice. You get a nice doughy cookie as well for about 8.50