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An example of an positive review: This is another place on my regular lunch rotation. I have been eating at Someburros for years frequenting the locations in Gilbert and by Chandler Mall as well as this location in Tempe. This is deli style. You go to the counter and order, they give you a number, and then bring the food to your table. The restaurant is always clean and well staffed. This location, though, is a little smaller than the Gilbert or Chandler Mall restaurants. The food at Someburros is on par with any good Mexican restaurant in the Valley, but it is fast and inexpensive. Most adult meals with drink will cost about $8. Kids cost 1/2 that. I usually get one of the burritos. Lately the Crudo Burro is my favorite. It is shredded beef with SPICY tomatillo sauce. Do not order this unless you can handle spicy food. I also like the Rod Burro and the Poncho Villa. I really like the rice, as well. Someburros also has large party platters. A number of times we have purchased party platters for a gathering at our house. Our guests always devour the food and rave about it. It is a relatively inexpensive way to cater a party. Someburros is a great place for lunch and a relatively inexpensive way to feed the family. If you have not tried it, definitely check it out.

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An example of an negative review: It's something to be said for a guy who takes the mick out of almost every customer that comes through his door. Wow, this guy's got a bad attitude. Stopped by here on a night-out to line the stomach before it was too late and the drinks went to my head. Right from the off the old gent behind the counter (Salvatore I presume?) oozed condescention, talking to me as if I was one of the many drunk-out-their-eyeballs students that are his locals, and exuded an air of indifference as to whether he retained my business or not. The man seemed bored. But as I was already in a good mood, I decided to ignore and chose a chicken leg to fill the void. When I asked how long this would take I was met with a sigh, a roll of the eyes, and "well.... about 7 minutes... give or take," in his altogether 'in my own time' attitude. So taking a seat, I was then privy to the out and out insults he barrelled at the next two students to pop in the door. Admittedly they were more obviously drunk, slurring their words, indecisive, etc. So Salvatore let rip, safe in the knowledge they probably wouldn't remember. When it came time to pay, the bill was 4.55. As I had a pocketful of shrapnel, and in a bid to relieve myself of a dozen 5ps or so (hate 5s.... hate em!) I had taken the initiative and pre-counted out 5.05, expecting a solid 50 pence piece in change. No. He counted about 15p of it then dumped it all in the till. Brilliant. So I took the liberty of pointing out how much money had been ladled in his hands.... to which his reply was silent and clearly irritated: he opened the till and gave me 1 change. Any other person in my shoes, hacked off with this guy's attitude, would've taken the money and run. I however, took more pleasure in pointing out that he did in fact owe me 50p and not the whole pound. A lovely way of telling him how thick he was and satisfying me tenfold. Why 2 stars? The chicken was alright.

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An example of an positive review: So I've only been here once and have no idea what it was like before the renovations that were recently completed. Given that perspective (or lack thereof) I thought this was a really cool venue. Just turn at Cabo, cross the tracks, and you're there! There are multiple stages, which was slightly odd given that it's a small venue. But okay, we can work with that! The main stage has a nice area in front for a good sized crowd, and the sound quality is pretty good. The small stage in the front would work really well for a small show. There is one bar in the whole place which made for quite an ordeal when ordering beers but there was a good sized staff behind the bar to make the line move fairly well. Prices were pretty much par for the course and they had a decent selection of local brews. There are pool tables, a few arcade games, and various other such things around the venue as well. So even if there isn't a show going on it seems to be a pretty cool spot to hang. Bottom line, it's a cool place with a lot of potential!

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An example of an negative review: Had to give a 1 just to write a review. I would have rated a zero. Service was terrible car was still dirty and barely vacuumed. As sad it is to say the quality of work has really suffered in the last few months. I will do everything in my power NOT to return to this car wash.