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Output: I think this place had the best room for the price. It was definitely worth $20 extra for the first upgrade. They're still less expensive than standard rooms at many other hotels in the area. The gaming looked the same as any other Casino. There wasn't much of a young crowd, this hotel attracted more of a middle aged population. That being said, I'm here on business and don't party, so it's possible the clubs here had different demographics than the game floor. I give a 4 star rating exclusively on the hotel stay.

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Output: Cheap furniture with poor service, very poor service. Wanted a tv stand but had to find an employee to order (take delivery at "furniture delivery counter", which took forever). We finally found an employee who said she would call someone to help who immediately help someone else to help. After she was finished with that customer, she filled out the necessary form (why the big deal?) and we are on our way. Picked out a specific floor lamp, but couldn't find one on the floor - no employee around for 15 minutes - another customer who wanted the same item, we checked availability on our phones to find out Charlotte was sold out. Thanks Ikea for the time wasted looking, but, hey, when it's cheap, don't expect employees to help - they must not have any. Finally made it to check out - pretty long line, 4 lanes open out of about 20 - again cheap doesn't come with decent service, I thought. I began loading the car while my wife waited for the furniture delivery. Unfortunately, upon loading, the bedside table we picked had a rip in the cardboard contained which revealed damage to the product. So, while the wife waited at the furniture delivery, I returned the damaged product. They said they could replace the item, but it might take 15 or more minutes for an employee to find it - I wasn't allowed to go and get it. Decided to get the credit and re-purchase the item - turned out to be the wrong decision -as the line to check out was now twice as long - is there a manager at this place who gives a hoot? Apparently, not as their were full carts at the check left by other customers who decided to not check out and leave their full carts and walk out - but who cares at Ikea. Finally waited in line for 20 minutes to re-buy the damaged item and drove away - I will never return, my wife might. Cheap is fine, but crappy service is un-excusable not matter that your business is. All in all, very disappointing.

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Output: I've been a member for over 2 years and love love love my monthly massages. For the most part the therapists are great. I have 2 or 3 that I've walked out saying to myself 'Never again!' but that's pretty rare. Of course I have my favorite (Bill) but we always book last minute so I don't get him all the time. The thing that prompted me to finally post a review after so long is the water they give you after the massage. Weird, right? The therapists bring you out a small cup of H2O after your massage and they must have recently changed it because tonight it was just terrible. Tasted dirty like Arrowhead. I thought it was just me but I offered it to my bf and he said no bc it was bad. In the end, the therapists are awesome (just make sure you communicate what you want!) but the water is gross so bring your own bottle.

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I went in with high hopes, the decor was fun and certainly a hit with the collage crowd. The people were nice and friendly, and I will always be a fan of a place that let's their freak flag high! And the folks working here sure do. +1 to me My "beef" is the food. it was tasty, just fine, but the garlic bread tasted a tad stale, and I found the amount of meat per sandwich to be a little low. (I ordered a Chronic roast bef... sort of a basic sandwich which lets me see the basics of a place. Perhaps next time I'll read deeper and try another 'wich and ask for extra meat and cheese. Perhaps their a place that only fly's when doing an insane sandwich, I dont know. I do know that if I could, I would open up a few of these myself near collages, along with Magic Mushrooms Pizzerias and watch the $$'s roll in. It's like printing money. Based on reviews, I'll try this one again, perhaps it was a bad day? Bad choice on my part? I'm open to it. Or, it might just not be to my palette.