input: Write a negative yelp review.
output: Figured I'd give this buffet a shot and went for Sunday dinner. I expected it to be good especially since it's on the higher end of the price scale but I was wrong. There seriously wasn't a thing in this place that I thought was good except the crepes. Skip this buffet!
input: Write a positive yelp review.
output: If you are a buget, thrift store, or garage sale shopper, this will be heaven for you!!! Just remember that you can make an offer on anything priced higher than $50. They have everything!
input: Write a positive yelp review.
output:
Crane Alley receives an admittedly very biased 5 stars from me. This is partially because they're currently carrying two Bell's beers on tap (Amber--divine, and Hopslam 2X--10% abv and so magically sweet AND hoppy that Teej, my fiance and I decided that it must pour directly out of the Easter Bunny's anus...the most magically sweet and hoppy of all the rabbit anuses, as you know). Bell's aside, Crane Alley is a place I want to be at all the time. It's dim, but not dank. Tasteful, and not over the top. The waitress checked in an appropriate amount of the time, was friendly, and had mad non-spilling-the-water skills when pouring all the way to the top of the glass. I had the falafel pita, which was only 'okay', but was later upgraded to 'good' when I added salt and pepper. It came with quinoa tabbouleh that was the slightest bit creamy, and oh-so-plentiful. Mmm....quinoa tabbouleh.