*Q:* Does the United States of America touch the Indian Ocean?
*A:* My reasoning: The United States of America is bordered by the Atlantic and Pacific Oceans. Even the westernmost point of the USA, the Hawaiian Islands, is too far east in the Pacific to be anywhere near that ocean's border with the Indian Ocean.
The answer: no.

*Q:* Was Pope Alexander VI's origin country least represented in papal history?
*A:* My reasoning: Pope Alexander VI, born Rodrigo Borgia, was born in a town in eastern Spain. There have been two Popes whose origins are from Spain, including Pope Alexander VI and Pope Callixtus III. Pope John Paul II was born in Poland. Pope John Paul II is the only pope of Polish origin.
The answer: no.

*Q:* Did the 40th president of the United States forward lolcats to his friends?
*A:*
My reasoning: The 40th president of the United States was Ronald Reagan. Ronald Reagan died in 2004. The first recorded use of the term lolcat occurred in 2006.
The answer: no.