Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: To be fair, i will start this review off by saying i have eaten here once or twice in the past and it was "better" than my last experience. But my last experience will be just that...my last. My boyfriend and i sat outside, which is a very small area, right on the sidewalk. The misters are a nice touch, but don't really reach you. I am a strict vegetarian (vegan actually) so ordered off the a la carte menu and ordered "vegetable tacos" and "potato tacos"...one would assume something called a "vegetable taco" would be vegetarian, but just to make sure, i asked our waitress. She said very confidently that there was no meat in them. I requested no cheese on them even. When the dishes came out, my boyfriend asked me what was in the tacos, so i started to push the food around with my fork to get a better look and it's a darn good thing i did, because all of a sudden i saw big chunks of fish. GROSS! I nearly lost my appetite. We explained to the waitress the problem and she didn't have the apologetic reaction i would have expected. She was less than sympathetic but took my plate back and got me new tacos. Once we began eating though, our table slowly became infested with flies. They were all over the chips and salsa, all over the glasses of water, all over US...it got so bad that i couldn't even eat anymore. It was disgusting. We spent our entire meal swatting flies and pushing them off ourselves and our food. Add to that, an employee from the restaurant next door literally walking over to in front of right where we sitting to beat out a filthy dusty carpet, with plumes of dust going everywhere. I had had it. Truly awful experience and will not be back!
Q: positive

A: Perfect hole in the wall, true pub. The half pound burger is maybe the best I've ever had and the selection of local brews is the perfect compliment. If you are a local looking for a "regular spot," or a tourist looking for that "place only the locals know about," Al Mike's is it!
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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- positive) review?

Answer: I was really, really looking forward to Sunday brunch at the Herb Box, as I have heard rave reviews! I have also walked past it many times on the waterfront, and have enjoyed the live music I've heard, as well the chic look of the place. I'm a definite foodie, and the menu looked great, so I was stoked to try it! Well, I'm not sure if the restaurant was having an "off" day or what, but our experience at the Herb Box today was terrible, from beginning to end. :-( Maybe it's all part of some restaurant "rudeness" kitsch that I am unaware of, but I really hate to say that the service was pretty awful--the hostesses were snobby and unfriendly, and the wait staff was very inattentive. I accidentally spilled a glass of ice water on my lap as our server handed it to me, and he just left the table without a word, and without offering or bringing back any napkins. Lucky for us it was 90 degrees out and it all dried fast! :-) And then the food. Ugh. Really disappointing, especially for the price. I ordered a strawberry lassie to drink with a Market BLT, based on Yelp recommendations. The lassie was literally curdled and undrinkable, and the BLT had absolutely no bacon/pancetta on it. My husband ordered the Smoked Salmon Hash, which promised an impressive array of fresh ingredients and flavors, but in actuality looked and tasted like canned fish mixed with fried potato chunks. Awful, awful. I don't like to complain about food while sitting at a table, and I never send anything back. In this case, I really wish I had been able to, but we only saw our server twice--once when he took our order and again when he brought the check. He did not deliver our food and no one ever refilled our drinks. At that point, we just wanted to get out of there, so after 90 minutes of being basically ignored by the wait staff, we left with empty stomachs, out $50.00. Total waste, will probably never return. Bummer! :-(
Input: OPTIONS:
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Generate a negative review for a place
Output: This was not my first trip To Sam's, but it may be my last. First I was treated to a circus in the parking lot (carts! My God the carts!). Second, just moments after entering I was accosted by the DirecTV guy. (for the 1000th time, I don't want DirecTV!) Then came the barrage of carney-like sample pushers. "Would you like to smell this roach spray?" "Would you like try these horribly disgusting liquid vitamins?" (Remember when it used to be fun to get free samples?) The next assault came at the checkout. "Do you know about our membership plus?" Guess what? I don't want it. "Do you want the extended warranty on the $50 fan you're buying? Membership plus automatically extends the warranty." Guess again, I still don't want it! "Would you like to buy the two year extended warranty for just $20?" Dear God in heaven, can I please just pay and get the heck out of this store!? "Would you like to save on future purchases by applying for the Sam's Club MasterCard?" I'm going to have to start pretending I don't speak English so these people will leave me the hell alone. Desperate to launch one last salvo against my sanity, before leaving I had to wait in an unreasonably long line so an unpleasant woman could scribble on my receipt with a green marker and wave me along like so much cattle. She literally said, "keep it moving" and waived me toward the door with that smug palm-up half wave tour guides use to keep you on the path. I would have complied had it not been for the gauntlet of abandoned carts between me and the door, including one of the motorized variety which had stalled directly in my path. I have always preferred Sam's Club to Costco (where I also have a membership) because it's less busy and generally less of a hassle. However, if they're going to make it this much work for me to shop there, count me out.
input: Write a positive yelp review (OPTIONS:
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- positive).
output: Super long wait, but worth it. You don't have to sit in front of the place. They will text you when your table is ready, so go to the bar next door and have a drink. Everything we tried there has been good. It's one of my favorite places to eat in Charlotte. The whole NoDa area is nice. Well worth eating here.
Q: negative

A:
Fry's Electronics is a place I go to in emergencies. Unfortunately, when something breaks on my computer, it usually takes the whole thing down. Forget about finding something at a decent price on Egghead and having it there in a couple days; no access to the internet means a trip to Fry's. And a trip to Fry's means finding out that they have everything - except the replacement part you need. You see, that part, which you installed a year before, is now obsolete, and they don't sell it. Never mind that millions of people are still using it because most of us can't afford to have bleeding edge technology and upgrade over every miniscule increase in speed or graphic ability, and that you can get it easily from an online store - to Fry's, it's obsolete. The reason it's obsolete? Because it's cheaper than the new item that they want you to buy. The new item that requires buying three or four more new items along with it since your old equipment is not compatible with the new. In this day and age, no computer means a third to a half of your communication with the outside world, and not to mention access to important parts of your life, is gone. You're stuck watching as a $50.00 replacement spirals into the $500.00 range. One thing that Fry's teaches you is preventative maintenance. You learn to make sure you've got some money and that Egghead or Amazon has what you need in store the first time you even hear the slightest rattle or see the slightest flicker. If not, it's back to Fry's - Virgil greets you at the door, you descend through the rings until, under the beating wings of the Beast himself, you gather everything you need and slowly wind your way through their service line and back to the Purgatory of their parking lot. And Virgil's tried to sell you a bunch of candy on the way out as well.