Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A: Being in Vegas with 3 other lads we decided not to break from stereotype and pop in here to get something to eat, so I can't comment on the Hotel itself or the gambling. The whole casino is done out in the typical Hooters style (i.e. barn like) the ceiling is very low and the place felt kinda small and cramped in comparison to other casinos. We had to queue for about 30mins to get seated, this was despite the fact there were at least 4 or 5 tables free at anyone time whilst we were in the queue. When we did get to the front of the queue the waitress stood right in front of us, ignored us for 5mins whilst she had a conversation with another waitress about their boyfriends. In general the service was awful and the chicken wings we ordered turned up cold. Otherwise the food was "ok" and our waitress (once seated) was enthusiastic if perhaps a little irritating. Wouldn't bother going again.

Problem: Write a positive yelp review.
A: I had breakfast down at the Public Market Grocery today. I'd gone for my Saturday morning fitness walk with the good folks from the 100 Mile Challenge, and ordered my usual large iced Americano from Royal at the Market. I was hungry, but a cookie/muffin didn't sound great. I ventured next door to the market, and asked about breakfast options. They have a quiche du jour, and I got the last slice! It was yummy, and came with a side of mixed purple and gold potatoes. I asked if the new patio was open for seating, and they told me they'd bring my order out to me. It was a lovely morning, and I had primo people watching as I enjoyed my breakfast on the green and light-festooned patio.

Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A:
Every single time I've come to this location, they forget my salad dressing. How hard is your job? Really? This is the closet location to my parents house, where I take my son swimming often during the week. It's 20 minutes away. We got all the way home and once again, no dressing. Must be my fault for continuing to come to this location and expecting someone to do their job correctly.