Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer: Looking for one of the best cups in town? Head to Bradbury's. Right now. They primarily serve up Kickapoo coffee, brewed in a variety of ways: drip, pour-over, or a few other methods (if you ask nicely). Bradbury's also offers a couple espressos, one is always their proprietary blend from Kickapoo and a guest roaster. Definitely one of the better places in town to get a shot. Bradbury's also offers a rotating menu of crepes, scones and/or muffins. Everything is seasonal, made from scratch and totally delicious. The savory crepes change frequently; the sweet crepes, not so much. Make sure to check out the savory crepes in the late summer when local produce is abundant.

Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer: My wife just got a haircut at this place and she seems to be pretty happy with her experience. Full marks for the ambience. The stylist name was Nathan and he seemed to be friendly and did a great job. Will be going there again. I strongly recommend R Salon.

Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer:
Oh BLT Burger, I was SO excited for you. Too bad you broke my beef-loving heart. My girls and I stopped in here for dinner before a long night of Vegas partying. We needed a good meal to prep our tummies for the massive amounts of alcohol that were sure to follow. I ordered the trio of sliders, and asked for them to be cooked medium. The sliders included a bleu cheese burger, a bbq onion burger and a BLT burger. They all sounded AMAZING. I was starving and looking SO forward to them. My other friends also ordered burgers. The meal came and they looked phenomenal, but I quickly realized that my burgers were beyond well done - NOT medium like I asked for. If all you cook is burgers, you'd think you'd get the difference between juicy and pink in the middle and completely charred beyond taste. What a disappointment! I think they would have been delicious if they had not been so well done. The extra ingredients on each and the buns were super delicious, as were the sweet potato fries and skinny fries we ordered, but I wanted yummy beef! My friends loved their burgers, and like I said - the sides were amazing... so I'm not going to completely write off this place. Just wasn't my night at BLT Burger I guess!