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Output: I have to agree with Patrick here that this place has a great assortment of salads. Usually I would never think to order a salad, but after a non-impressive crab cake sandwich, I think next time I will try what my mother ordered: the Bang Bang Shrimp Salad. It was absolutely phenomenal. It definitely made the meal for all of us The lettuce wraps were passable but nothing special, and my mother's Bisque soup was complete broth: it was terribly watered down. When she said something to our waiter, he did not even offer a reason or a suggestion to get her another soup. He just said, "I will take that off your bill and tell the manager." Well, the manager never came over to apologize or give a reason for the watery soup. What really bummed me out was that the soup was what my mother had been bragging about and what she had been so excited for me to try. Maybe we will have to try again someday.

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Output: Decided to get tacos for some late night eats on the strip. Got carne asada, chicken, and carnitas. I wanted to get grilled fish too but they didn't serve it at the time I visited. I felt brave and asked for habanero salsa on my taco. HOLY SH** it was so good but I was running around like a crazy person for a good minute...but I enjoyed it because it didnt have the usual a$$ taste from the pepper but had all the good components. I was able to use the yelp discount which was a plus.

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Output: Awful place. Disgusting. Filthy.

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Empty, dirty, and poorly stocked. That's all I really need to say about my stop into the Einstein Bros Bagels at 90th street and Shea. It doesn't help that I am not a fan of this chain to begin with, but this location certainly doesn't help change my opinion of Einstein. My wife and I had breakfast plans that were canceled at the last minute, so we just wanted something quick and easy before heading into a store in the huge shopping center Einstein is conveniently located in. There certainly wasn't a crowd at 11am on Sunday morning, but that didn't stop the dining room from having a couple of dirty tables and trash cans filled above the rim. Maybe the employees were busy making bagels since they were already out of several varieties? No. At least that's not the impression we were given when we asked if they had anymore of some of the missing bagels and were just told "we're out." I get that you don't want to overstock, but I don't think our expectations are too high if we hope the bagels we like are in stock just before lunchtime.