Problem: Write a positive yelp review.
A: Great coffee shop...great by Madison standards and would be great in any city. The reasons for loving this place? Outstanding tea (Loose rishi tea, properly brewed--epic win). Free, reliable wi-fi. Good baked goods. I'm not a coffee drinker, so I haven't sampled this, but they also have Yerba Mate. Great layout with two levels, and a diversity of workspaces, from tables of varying size to single seats for solo people working. A bit of a dark atmosphere--dark floors and walls, but there are nice big windows overlooking the street. Great both as a community space or a semi-private place to work. Great location in the heart of the downtown near the capitol. They also serve food. And the people working here are friendly. You simply cannot go wrong with this place. It's a great asset to an otherwise boring block of Madison's downtown. BTW, if you would like to review individual teas that Barriques sells, check out this site that I've created -- http://ratetea.net/brand/rishi/3/ -- it's an interactive site like Yelp, where you can review individual teas. I'm pretty sure that all of the teas (and Yerba Mate) that Barriques sells are listed there too. No coffee reviews, sorry!

Problem: Write a positive yelp review.
A: Chipotle, I welcome you to downtown Phoenix with open arms and a hungry belly. I love your burrito bowl, brown rice, black beans, grilled chicken, pico de gallo, spicy salsa, light cheese, full sour cream, and lettuce.

Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A:
Wait time is 25 minutes, not bad considering all the people waiting. The service was slow as it took an hour and change to get our food served to us. Our table attendant gave us a complimentary dessert for 2 people and there were 5 of us??? I ordered steak and lobster and received the smallest lobster tail I have ever had. I have caught crawfish that were larger than the lobster tail I was served. I can say that this dinner was not worth the wait nor the 80 dollar bill. Very dissatisfied. I will not be going back to the Outback!