Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: The manager of this store thinks he's too cool. It's obvious he hates himself. Don't go there if you have any respect for yourself.
Q: negative

A: This place is dump. The air filter above the pool has an inch of dust on it. The tow lights in the steam room do not even work. On e light fixture has been almost pulled off the wall. The Jacuzzi water is disgusting. This company does not care at all several of us have told them several times to get it fixed. They just blow us off. Don't join this place!!! I would rather see them go out of business so a good company would buy it.
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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- positive) review?

Answer: Okay, I don't understand why everyone is giving this hotel so many stars. (I find it funny some of the reviewers actually work there LOL) I went for the first time this weekend to see Damain Marley and Nas in concert. Now, JUST pulling in to the hotel was already a bad experience. I am pretty sure that the guys who designed this place (both inside and out) were on acid when they did it, and just scribbled on some paper. It was worse than trying to figure out a labyrinth. I valet a lot, and even before I had ever been to the Cosmo, I was warned by a couple of different friends that the valets have a tendency to steal. One friend actually had his iPod Touch stolen out of his arm rest, and they refused to do anything to replace it. Anyway. I pull in to valet to see "Valet Full." Okay, that's weird for a new, hip, hotel but it happens. My boyfriend rolls down the window to ask about self parking, and hears a worker tell another patron say, "No, it's not full. There is just no valet at all." Huh??? SO we go to the parking garage and the sign says there's 100+ parking spaces, buuuuut there were none - on more than one floor. The garage itself is poorly designed, as if they just tried to fit as many cars into one tiny space as they could. Parallel parking spaces in a parking garage? Seriously? It took us almost an hour just to find a spot. And that's just the parking. When we walk into the hotel, it is gorgeous. The art is digital, hip and pretty cool. The chandelier is AMAZING to look at. Aesthetically, the Cosmopolitan is very pleasing. However, that's about all the props it gets. I asked a worker where to go to pick up tickets, and they said "I don't know. I think the pool is on the 5th floor, though." (Despite the sign right next to him saying that it's on the 4th floor.) Apparently, "I don't know" was the phrase of the night for most of the staff, because nobody knew anything. Two people actually directed us to Marquee after I asked them where the Boulevard Pool was. Some of them didn't even know about a concert at all. Communication much? After asking 8 different people (no exaggeration), and 30 more minutes of walking around, I finally found ONE man who told me where to pick up my tickets. Did I mention the inside is just as much a maze as the parking garage? The escalators are not close to eachother at all, and I felt like I was going in circles. I was dizzy by the time I reached will-call. Needless to say, chances are, I will not be going back. For a place that is supposed to be new and hip and for all the hype it gets, that's all it is - hype.
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Generate a negative review for a place
Output: Been going here for 3 years for cleanings, everytime, they "find" something. Havent had a cavity since I was young, didnt feel anything but appartenly I had one, they drilled, drilled, and drilled on what was called a "small" cavity, and 3 weeks later I still can not chew on that side of my mouth, and will be going in for the 4th time to try to fix. Let me point out I never felt any pain in this tooth before! They charge above and beyond what the insurance pays, and I feel like I am going to finance a car with the seperate room and the pushy office staff. Good news, with this painful tooth ache, I've lost 5 lbs, maybe they should go into weight loss business!
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output: Came for brunch at noon on a Sunday. Not completely sure I was at a restaurant or a bordello. This place is all about the scene and being seen rather than food...even during the daytime. If you want your hangover extended or if your Saturday night was not long enough, this is the Brunch place for you. Obscenely loud music, skimpily dress women or men in drag (I can't tell the difference) dancing on the ledges while eating your bacon and eggs and sipping coffee and Bloody Mary. Not my cup of tea, but certainly entertaining to some. Surprisingly the waiters/waitresses were all very polite and attentive, and got our orders correct and continually filled our drinks. The Bagatelle eggs were decent, maybe even above par, but my husband's croque madame was like a dry ham and cheese sandwich. The bread was unbuttered and over toasted, the fried egg was not oozy, and the "truffle" bechamel sauce was lacking, which is why it was dry. The basic Moet I can find at CVS for $8.00/bottle was going for $16.00/glass, again it is all apart of attracting 21 year olds to spend like older sophisticated rich kids with money to burn on ordinary alcohol and ok food. One unacceptable observations was the multiple holes in the "leather" dining benches. If Bagatelle just opened in 11/2012 then I would expect the upholstery to be in fairly good condition just 3 months later whether this restaurant was refurbished or not. Could it be the "wild" crazy drunk girls stepping on the leather/pleather benches with their stiletto heels to dance on the ledge? Yeah, not my type of place, especially for brunch. Too bad this place caters perfectly to the barely legal vacationing young that really don't have the money for this but are on vacation and will spend because they won't be back anytime soon. A scene in which to be seen, but lacking true substance to last.
Q: negative

A:
stopped in to have front brake pads replaced. just had everything replaced less then a year ago just wanted to avoid pads getting too thin and risking damage. they quoted me for two new Roters (less then a year old), brake fluid flush (just had done last week with yearly service) already told them that. went in for two pads they quoted me over $400.00 They didn't want to give me the keys, but I did get them and walked out. I will never be back.