It 's not the fanciest little machine out there , but it held it 's own in my opinion . Well , today ... it 's over . Our relationship has come to a full and abrupt close . It betrayed me .

A: What likely happened to the machine being described ?

Saturday was the Seder which was a lot of fun . Surprisingly at least . One of my favorite cousins showed up at the last minute which was great . The kids were adorable . My family was pretty funny , especially in hindering my father trying to lead the service . Like breaking out in Dayenu ( my aunt 's favorite song ) when my dad skipped the singing part of the haggadah . We were using some fancy kinda non - denominational / civil rights - y one put out by the ADL .

A: What happened after the haggadah was finished ?

Eighteen minutes later , having driven an average speed of 80 mph , we 're back at our house to collect the tickets . Forty - five minutes later , we 're at the airport . Unfortunately , we 're three minutes late for the final check - in .

A: What may happen after they miss their check - in ?

In my mind it HAD to be because I was fat . It just had to . The very next day I told myself I was going to lose weight . A switch had flipped .

A:
What type of actions will the narrator take after this realization ?