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A: Have you ever read the book (or seen the film) "Alive"? You know, where the rugby team crashes in the Andes, and while freezing to death, they are forced to eat their dead in order to survive? Well, I think that rugby team should probably have just brought along Piper's Pub's Lamb and Smoked Chestnut Shepherd's Pie. Because it is the absolute perfect winter meal, and then they could've avoided that whole cannibalism thing. For only about $10 at Piper's, you'll get a huge, hearty serving of the most rich, flavorful, lamb stew you've ever had, topped with crispy potatoes, and filled with even more. This one delicious, piping-hot bowl will sustain you for days. If you eat the whole thing, I promise you won't even have any room left for the guy who was sitting in 7C.
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A: I went in there today and I needed a smog check and they proceeded to go ahead and do a smog check knowing that my check engine light was on since I told them and took my money. A professional business would have told the customer that the car was not going to pass because the check engine light was on and not have took the customers money. Just horrible. Never going back there again.
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Answer: Great service, great food. Thanks Groupon, will be back!
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Output: I would give them negative stars if I could. Where to begin. I went in and not only had the worst and slowest service of my life but the food was absolutely terrible. To make matters worse, I contracted food poisoning that lasted for 48 hours almost immediately after. I will never return to this place and will tell everyone I know not to give these crooks a dime. HAH! Serves you right for getting shut down. Bitches.
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output: This review applies to all locations, this sub shop franchise should be sued for false advertising. I had to buy a few lunches at their Galleria location and this is my experience. 1: The "home cooked" bread is not even close to resembling or tasting of French bread - or like Italian either. Wonder bread and mayo is what it tastes like, totally unacceptable in 2012 when you can buy a semi decent French baguette in any supermarket. 2: "No can toast the bread, sorry". Really?????? 3: There's nothing remotely gourmet about any of their ingredients, cold cuts, cheeses, salads, nothing. 4: False cheers are simply annoying Just a few blocks North on Monroe is "The Southern Gourmet" cafe. Now the sandwiches cost twice as much and the service is sloooooooow but the food is a gourmet treat.
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Unremarkable. One star for atmosphere, one more for the food. There really is nothing outstanding here and it's expensive. Perhaps upwards of $60 for a ribeye is standard these days, but to me that's a freakin' ripoff. One of my dining companions, who lived in FL for many years and had regularly been to original branch of Joe's in Miami, said this did not stack up. The claws were decently prepared and the mustard sauce for dipping was tasty, but I've been to other similar restaurants that are far better. For $100 per person, including tip with an average of one drink and a dessert split by the entire table of 6, it felt overpriced for what we received. While perhaps a few years ago, before the economy went south, it would seem that the prices being charged were symptomatic of a worthwhile premium for eating at a certain caliber of restaurant here in Las Vegas and simply having to pay the freight in order to do so, it now seems more like desperation borne of a need to squeeze every dollar out of customers in a city that has no real gravitas. Turn up the heat, Las Vegas, you can't be a world class city unless you mind the details and stop charging for the sake of charging. It's just not that cool here.