input: Write a negative yelp review.
output: As a child of the 80s, I just was expecting more from the magician we grew up watching on TV through the years. Instead, the theater was so small, I felt like I was about to watch a local spoken word talent. David Copperfield was so arrogant, it was sad to watch. Everytime he finished a trick, you could hear crickets in the audience and he had to clap his hands together and yell out to us "ok clap now!! yay!! clap!!" Sure there were a few of us that were a little slow to catch on to some of what he was doing (ie, being told to hit a beach ball towards the back of the room yet some people still couldn't resist to hit the ball towards the front). David was sure to pick the young skinny girls from the audience who didn't speak much English and then made fun of them on stage because they couldn't respond to his questions fast enough. He played a video of him escaping from a pit of fire while suspended in the air but the video quality was so bad, I could swear it was an act he did 20 years ago. I know he meant for us to all be impressed after we saw the video but honestly, we're they're to see him perform live, not videos of him that we could youtube from home. His showmanship was really lacking. He really didn't put the effort in to wow us at all. It was like he knew he already had our money so he was just going through the motions and doing the tricks, reciting the scripts and reading the cue cards. There was 1 awesome trick that really astounded us though the middle of this act. When he made the old school car appear out of thin air, our jaws dropped. I think because this was in the middle of his act, we all thought "oh good, it's getting better now." but then it just fell off from there. My advice: save the car act for the end of the show because everything else seems so dull compared to it.
input: Write a negative yelp review.
output: I ordered the shrimp dumpling (har gow)...I know it's a rip off but I had a major craving for it. The dumplings are seriously half the size of a normal size har gow (the pics on yelp are probably really zoomed in). The shrimp was overcooked..it tastes almost like it was made from a frozen package. If this is your first time eating har gow, you should really try it in a real har gow in SF, NYC or Chicago.
input: Write a negative yelp review.
output:
My first visit to jenny pho, I had pho Dac biet and salt n pepper shrimp, it was actually not bad at all, both dishes tasted great, but the service was horrible. The server never came back to my table until 30 mins later, by than I was sweating my ass off from eating jalapeno and hot sauce with my pho haha. Couldn't even get there attention to fill up my water. I knew they were busy but come on! Takes only a second to refill the glass of water and check up on your customers. The only reason why I gave jenni pho another chance was because it was so close to the house and the food was pretty good. So I went back a week later to order my salt n pepper around dinner time but the waiter ask me to order somthing else cause the chef was not there, are you kidding me? 4 guys in the kitchen making pho but you can't make salt n pepper shrimp? Haha they recommended me pho again so I was like NO THANKS YOU. Not going back again even if GROUPON have special hahahh.