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So I was about to leave myself when the girls were like " no , we have something to show you ... " So I go into the kitchen & they have a box of penis cupcakes . Oooooh , big whoop ! They were acting so giddy over these cupcakes , like huge nerds . I wanted to eat one but they were n't offering it up .

What was I not allowed to eat .
None of the above choices .