Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer: Recently attend the Shy Dog class with my 3.5 yr-old BC. Very good experience. There were 3 instructors (seemed like one main instructor with 2 "helpers"). The instructor was knowledgeable and and all of the staff were extremely friendly to the dogs and "humans." I saw good progress with my dog each week. I learned some stress signals my BC had been giving that I hadn't picked up on and now I understand what to look for. A few of the tips I had already been doing but it was good confirmation that I was on the right track. And, it's just a good opportunity to work my BC in a different environment with different dogs and people. Good to work her little BC brain! Only thing keeping me from giving 5 stars was the facility. Not the greatest shape...strong odor and it was super cold inside. But, overall, I care more about learning and giving my dog a positive experience and The Dog Den did a good job meeting those expectations.

Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer: Ego adveho, animadverto Stewarts tersus meus vehiculum I started this review in Latin, because Latin was the dominant language of the day when Stewarts began the process of washing my car:) I don't mean to be cranky about that, nor am I implying that they didn't do a good job...they did do a good job and they do a good job whenever I stop by:) But Crikies!...They really take their time! I stopped by recently for a car wash, got the medium....nice job! I really don't know how they size their washes...one wash has "tire dressing"...a fancy way of saying "ArmorAll on a Rag"...another kind of "super-size me" wash has something special that they squirt on the car as it goes through the line...(I'm always suspicious of stuff that they squirt on the car...really, they could just be turning on the light and sign that says "Now Squirting Super Size Wash Stuff" and that would be all that's happening...I want to trust, but after Danny's, it's not easy:) So it's medium size for me...I think with the medium, they are more likely to squirt the right crap on the car, plus they vacuum it all out (don't you just love to say "vacuum"...what a wonderful word!)...clean all the windows and they dry it all off and it looks shiny and bright:) Stewart's does a very sweet job! And they take their sweet time doing it:) I've probably been to every flavor of car wash in the valley, and these guys are near the top for performance, in the art of washing cars (in terms of attention to detail, not boogering up my car, not being too expensive and not trying too hard to sell me greeting cards, windshield replacements and hula girl air fresheners:) Where they are not near the top is the length of my stay with the Stewart Family...I always hope for a shorter experience, and it always feels like I'm waiting for a pie at Bianco's...really! I've washed, dried, vacuumed, cleaned the windows and applied ArmorAll to my own car in less time than it takes these folks...really:) But as I get old and lazy, I'd rather watch other people do the work, and I'm happy to pay for that privilege:) I just don't want to watch it for 45 minutes (even when it isn't even busy) Still, you'll note that I've given Stewart's Family Car wash 4 stars (and you know I don't round up...this is no 3.5 star's and I'm feeling generous). I do swing by here when I'm in the area and have some extra time:) They do a nice job and thorough job, they are friendly and accommodating, and (unlike Lindstroms a few blocks away), my chances of being rounded up in a Sheriff Joe immigration sweep are pretty close to zero:-)

Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer:
If I could put 0 stars, I would. I'm pissed: 1. The wait was ridiculous. Which is understandable because its LasVegas, but it shouldn't take an 1hr 20mins to get some damn fondue 2. Most of the dessert menu items are inaccurate. None of the Ice cream waffles had icecream unless you add 1 scoop of icecream for $3 a scoop. But all of the pictures of the waffles had icecream on them. So the menus needed to be updated. 3.The Vanilla Bread and Red Velvet cake that came with Fondue were old and dry. 4. When we got the check, we were charged twice for 1 scoop of icecream on the ice cream waffles. After explaining the situation to the manager, he made up a reason for the double charge but eventually took it off. But that's it. 5. The server was rude, and after talking to the manager about the waffle debacle, she became offended and threw the bill at us. (When we were gonna give her a tip because her service wasn't that bad) Overall, I'm never coming here again. Worst experience for a dessert-type restaurant. The only reason why this place gets attraction is because many celebrities have been there. But this is Vegas... celebrities have been everywhere, it's nothing special.