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An example of an positive review: Typical southern food place. I had no issues with my meal, I just prefer to eat a little better. Don't bring your girlfriend here if you want her to stay skinny! Jalapeno corn bread was where's it's at. The greens were good as well.

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An example of an negative review: Completely rude and horrible customer service. I felt very uncomfortable and like I was a nuicance to the employees. I asked for a piece of cake at the bakery counter and the woman gave me the wrong piece. I was kind and patient and asked for a different piece. When the Jamaican lady, the bakery attendant, handed it to me I was looking at both and she demanded that I "hurry up and pick one". 20 minutes later I am writing this review that I will either A) never shop there again or B) every time I go in there target her for customer service and keep her waiting on me for 10 slow excruciatingly annoying minutes while i compare cake slices. Still haven't decided.

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An example of an negative review: Damnit, damnit, damnit! I wanted to write a good review of this little mom and pop restaurant. On the surface it's got a lot going for it; it's quaint and sufficiently run down enough to make you think it's one of those small gems, it's gotten great reviews In the past, it smells like a good Mexican food place should, and it's been around forever. Unfortunately it did not live up to expectations. I got a bean burrito with sour cream and a large horchata. The tortilla was excellent, but the beans were so cold that they didn't melt (or ever warm) the clump if cold cheese inside, leaving me with what is essentially a burrito-cicle. I came in relatively early at 11:10 so I suspect that they just were not really ready for me. The taste wasn't bad, it was just that it was too cold to really enjoy. As a sidenote, the horchata was so sweet that it was almost undrinkable, and had the taste and consistency of coffee creamer. What a shame.

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An example of an positive review: Working across the street from this jewel of a donut shop is a plus. Whenever I get the craving for a tasty chocolate cake donut, I know Real Donuts will always deliver. I have tried other donut shops, including the more commercial shops but I find myself always comparing their donuts to the ones I get at this little shop. No one beats them! Friendly staff, great service and good prices. Once you try them once, you will become a repeat customer guaranteed!