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An example of an positive review: The consistence of the wait staff remains a challenge. The owners are very nice folks. The kitchen staff are throwing down these days. I really like the pork wings. They are outstanding and unique to Wild Side. Steak and potatoes. Good beer, what's not to like....

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An example of an positive review: I normally would not write a review for a grocery store but since they are losing some locations and I do not know what I would do without this location, I decided they needed more traffic to the store. Mind you, this is not where I do ALL of my grocery shopping, but I still drop in at least once a week and wuld be devasted if it closed. I come here primarily for the prepared food section. They have containers with a wide selection of prepared food ready to go. Asian options include lettuce wraps, tofu and checken curry, beef broccoli. They also have Mexican food, enchiladas, burritos, etc. They have Italian with different types of pasta. They range between 4-8 dollars and really you can't go wrong with any selection. They have a wide selection of rice and beans, soups, dressing, etc. And evrything is reasonably priced. They also have a great selection of affordable wines. Now, I am no oenophile, but I am pretty impressed with their selection of wines. They have wine from South Africa, Argentina, Spain, and some domestic ones as well. You can find a bottle for five dollars! I also drop by frequently to purchase fresh flowers. They have some really nice arrangements and they usually cost between 5-10 dollars for a wjole bunch.

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An example of an negative review: Was not too impressed. After reading other reviews before mine it's my belief that this place really does "rush" the whole waxing experience to be able to offer that quick "we specialize in waxing" environment. . . yet what I was left with was my face being very irritated afterwards and noticeably manipulated in the sense that you could tell I had been waxed. My issue is that I have been facially waxed many, many times before, just not at this location... and have not come away with the same degree of redness and irritation previously. I will give the staff props for getting me in as a walk-in without an appointment and for the spa experience surrounding the location. I love the decor, pink, the name of the business and so forth...but for the actual experience itself. It was not pleasant either during or after.

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An example of an negative review: 09/16/11 TEARS FOR FEARS CONCERT. After attending thousands of concerts, this has to be one of the most miserable venues I've ever encountered for a show. If I could give it a zero, I would. First off, WHERE did the advertisements state that there were SEATED vs STANDING tickets available? They cordoned off a section directly in front of the stage, and then surrounded it with security goons. The light board was literally where it shouldn't be, in the middle directly across from the stage, but COMPLETELY BEHIND the SEATED section, so that the poor folks who couldn't get into the SEATED section (which, BTW, was ONLY HALF FULL the entire evening) were stuck trying to negotiate ANY remaining sight lines. And then, when it comes to getting ANYTHING to drink, forget about it. There were bars, but it was virtually impossible to walk around, due to all the pools in the way. I'm very surprised no one fell in, considering how DRUNK and OBNOXIOUS the crowd was, and the little amount of room to wander. I did not drink a thing the entire show, from 9pm until just after 11. And about that crowd. OMFG, WHY DO YOU GO TO CONCERTS AND THEN SCREAM AT THE TOP OF YOUR LUNGS TO FRIENDS WHILE THE SHOW IS HAPPENING? WHY THE F**K ARE YOU EVEN THERE? Now, as I said at the beginning, I've literally been to thousands of shows, and have experienced this many times. But THIS CROWD takes the cake for obnoxiousness. I nearly encountered a fist fight between a group of drunks directly next to me, caused by an a**hole couple who shoved in front of 2 nice folks who had been standing next to me for the first 45 mintues, which, if it had not been diffused, would've ended up, in a domino effect, getting my spouse thrown into a pool, and then, believe me, DEATH BY SPOUSE would have occurred! And then there were the actual people WORKING the venue. NONE of them seemed to want to be there. (DO YOU BLAME THEM?) And there were "thugs" literally shoving people out of the way to escort "special" people to the SEATED section. Again, I'm surprised no one ended up in one of the pools. (I overheard someone say, in fact, "Gee, NO ONE ended up in a pool this time!") So my advice is: If there is a show advertised for this venue, DO NOT GO unless you can get those SEATED tickets. It just isn't fun enough to deal with. And even THEN, expect overcrowding, chaos and a**holes, both w/ mgmt and patrons. I moved to Vegas last December. I've enjoyed EVERYWHERE tremendously. I am a Strip patron and a non-Strip patron. The free concerts at the Cosmopolitan, the shows at the punk venues like Double Down and Beauty Bar, even the shows at the Railhead inside the Boulder Station, have all been pleasant, well-staffed and easy to have fun. This was the first time in 9 months of being a local where I started thinking maybe I made a mistake moving here. Next show: Joy Formidable @ the Cosmopolitan Pool. Can't wait. Saw them Thursday night there. And I've been there already for a bunch of shows.