Problem: Write a positive (OPTIONS:
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A: Credits to Sir Mix-A-Lot and my good friend William, who does an amazing karaoke version that I always think of when I hear this song... I like fried fish and I cannot lie. You other brothers can't deny When a server walks in with a big ol' plate Of flaky white fish in your face You get hungry, wanna pull out your fork 'Cause you notice those chips are steamin'... --- Yeah, yeah. Enough. But seriously, the fish and chips at Hamilton's are fo' reezy. They're presented artfully on a rustic wooden board with tubs of tartare sauce and mushy peas(?), along with a lightly-dressed side salad of fresh greens. Though I prefer my chips a bit more crisp, the amazingly flaky fish battered in fatty golden starch more than made up for any shortcomings of the spuds. Beyond that, it seems that Hamilton's repertoire includes other winners in the food and drink department. If you're a fan of chorizo, don't miss out on the roast chicken dish. Plus, they offer a number of draught brews. As far as pubs go, Hamilton's definitely gets a thumbs up, and although we were sad about being turned away from the closed kitchen at The Saint, at least they directed us toward some alternative good eats!

Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: We went here last night with a birthday party of 14. We arrived early but had to wait 45 minutes after our reservation to be seated which really made a lot of us cranky and frustrated. When they sat us on the main floor we noticed an empty elevated long table section near us that was totally empty and could have accommodated us. The energy of the birthday girl was off at this point but we tried to cheer up the mood. We ordered the $75 per person family style menu because everyone was so hungry and agitated we knew if we all ordered individually it would further throw the party into a black hole. Some guests were just saying bring out food, anything will do. The line for the night club portion was piling up and packing the staircase which was horrible because it became a major task just to get to the restroom on the 2nd floor. Security initially told the girls that was the only one while we were initially waiting to be seated so we did not know any better that there was a restroom on the main floor. A girl came around and stamped our wrists and told us this is to get into the club upstairs after we finish dinner which seemed like a cool option that the restaurant seemed to give patrons and we decided that we would stay for the club after dinner instead of hesding out to Ballagio. This later became a ridiculous ordeal because as we went up the packed staircase with our entire party the bouncer at the top stated that the stamp now did not give us admission but got us past the line outside. He told us to all go to the front door. The look of disgust on the birthday girls face summed it up and trying to patronize the place further would just lead to further aggravation. The only reason I gave this place one star is because the food was really good but I can't be really sure because when you are starving anything tastes good and some of the girls last meal was around noon so we were pretty hungry.

Problem: Write a positive (OPTIONS:
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A:
There isn't much to be said about this particular location except that I really liked it. I stopped by here at around 5 pm on a Sunday and ordered a cheese pizza with mushrooms, basil and anchovies (not my ideal toppings but I went along with it). The pizza turned out to be delicious; the ambience was great and it wasn't too noisy. I don't care what anyone says, Grimaldi pizza is great!