Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A: Staff nice, but forgetful. The food was cold and bland. Wish I had checked them out here first. No wonder no one was in there.

Problem: Write a positive yelp review.
A: I decided to pay Aaron at Precious Slut to torture me by tattooing three flowers on my ribcage. What was I thinking? Sure, I had other tattoos (this was my 9th) but my ribcage? Ouch. So painful. I took photos of flowers when I was on vacation and brought them in for Aaron to see, he also did research on the internet to ensure he was drawing up the exact flowers I wanted. 11 hours later (divided between 3 sittings) it was complete. Aaron took my vision and made it a reality. So worth the pain. 6 months later, and I couldn't be happier with my tattoo. My flowers pop with the perfect colors and they still look as vibrant as the day he finished them. I am already planning what I will have Aaron torture me with next...

Problem: Write a positive yelp review.
A:
After hearing so much about the Neon Museum and how long it took to put everything together, it was on my checklist of things to see. I figured I would pay the couple dollar premium for the night tour, since that's what signs are famous for... when they lite up! They are very strict on keeping up with the group and not wandering around, which I guess I understand since the collection is worth a lot of money. Our tour guide was very friendly and knowledgeable and made a few smart jokes along the way (tips on how to make a neon sign look bigger, etc...) Let me warn you, if you expect to walk into the bone yard with the image of signs flashing and blinding you like a carnival, you will be disappointed. Out of several signs, only 4 of them are working and according to the tour guide, it costs about 100k to get them up and running. Overall though its awesome to see slices of old Vegas (The Treasure Island skull, Stardust, Sahara) and I'm sure over time the museum will just keep getting better and better!