Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Ex Input:
The child does not appear to enjoy it. The child

Ex Output:
checks the screen now.

Ex Input:
The volunteers move up the boat en masse towards someone. Someone

Ex Output:
jumps out of a window, all out into the water.

Ex Input:
A male medic is thrown across the operating room. Another limb

Ex Output:
is being poured on by a garment.