Problem: Write a positive (OPTIONS:
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A: It was St. Patty's Day and it was crazy on Mill Ave. I'm sure you can imagine drunk college kids running around in half naked leprechaun costumes. I saw La Bocca Urban Pizzeria down the way and I thought Pizza? Sure, why not. When we first walked in, it was kinda awkward because I didn't see anybody who worked there except for the bartender. He told us that we could seat ourselves so we did and eventually some menus followed. The decor had a modern feel to it and they had indoor tables, outdoor patio seating, and lounge seating as well. Looking over the menu the Truffles Mushroom Pizza stood out. I loooove truffle and I loooove mushroom (on pizza). Once I saw it, my mind was already made up... that's what we were getting. We also got the Dayton Caesar Salad. When the food came out, both looked very appetizing. The pizza was unlike any I've ever seen because it was covered with leafy greens on top. It was almost like a salad on top of a pizza. I took a bite and it was really good. I chowed down and by the end of my 3 slices, I still wanted more. On the other hand, the caesar we ordered kinda sucked. I don't know how you mess up a caesar salad but this one was not worth getting at all. As of right now, La Bocca has won me over with their pizza. It was delicious! Just stay away from the Caesar... (you have been warned)
Q: positive

A: Gotta love Pita Jungle, they are sprouting up all over the valley and for good reason the food is hard to beat. The food is delicious and they give you plenty of it. Standouts are: -Lavash pizzas (i know pizza at Mediterranean place? but trust me this is the best thing on the menu) Glazed chicken or the chipotle are a must, crispy crust and big ol chunks of chicken. -Hummus is great, red pepper, cilantro/jalapeno and traditional -Gryo, good size portion -Med plate, good sampler platter -Fruit and cheese bowl, good lord this is a bunch of fruit and cheese! So far nothing has disappointed but its really hard not to get the lavash and hummus every time. Atmosphere is really laid back, servers especially (definitively can wear what they want). Nice rotating artwork throughout the place that can be purchased. This location sits next to a little lake so its had a good vibe unless the ducks bug you :-)
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer: Good soup and spring rolls..
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Output: This place is Terrible. I can't believe I wasted a Vegas meal on this place. Where do you go for the best Chinese food? Chinatown right? WRONG. So we walk into this place and are greeted with obvious shock and surprise, like what are you doing here? It was bizarre to say the least. We sit down and look at the menu, lots of choices most of which are spicy. We sat there for quite some time before a waitress came to take our order, she couldn't speak English very well so we pointed to the item which was also written in Chinese. The food comes out one dish at a time. We ordered house fried rice. Which turned out to be shaved cured pork belly, not bacon mind you..think salty pork, green onion and rice with an overwhelming flavor of fish sauce. It was also quite oily. Our second dish of pork spare ribs in sweet and sour sauce comes. The flavor is good but there is very little meat and mostly bone in bite sized pieces. It's not cool to be fishing in your mouth for bones especially when you feel like your being observed by patrons and staff alike. The third dish of smoked duck comes, clearly it is liquid smoke, not true smoked meat. Nothing good about this meal. I am not a rude person so we asked our server to box the leftovers so as not to insult them. I told her she could just put it in one box. I believe this offended her as she was adamant that they be put in separate boxes...ok, we walked out of there and immediately threw it in the trash which was our intent from the beginning. Hence the one box. Don't go here...fair warning. Hard lesson learned. I will be eating on the strip for my Chinese food fix from now on. I almost forgot a very angry lady came inside to complain about their delivery driver, apparently he cut her off or something in the parking lot. She asked to talk to him but the waitresses never went and got him. They were rude to her and she left very upset.
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output: I remember when I was in high school and we'd go see live music at small venues like the Mason Jar and Electric Ballroom. It was great to be intimate with my favorite musicians. Those venues are long gone and I've seen many shows since then at large venues or small venues that just didn't have it right... Those small venues being bars or clubs that moved some tables or have a stage but a terrible sound system. The Crescent Ballroom is everything I want from a small music venue. There is sufficient patio seating for the smokers to have their breaks. There is also a large main bar area with seating for those dining. This area is awesome and always open to everyone who just want to hang out downtown where delicious vodka and tasty nachos are served. You can then enter the large space where the concerts are held. There is plenty of standing room and plenty of stair seating (think high school gym bleachers). There is a large bar in that area so you don't have to leave the music to get a drink. I recommend finding a spot in the standing area in the middle. Find those speakers and stand below them. They have an amazing sound system where you hear and feel the music. I hear they always have some musician playing either in the small or large area of the property. It's great to have live music as an option every day of the week.
Q: negative

A:
This place is a go-to for me on days I can't get out of work on time to go home for lunch. The 2 stars are for the insta-shits I got after eating a mostly mediocre whopper with cheese today. In all seriousness, beware. It was no bueno.