Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: Do I even have to give it one star? I really was more than disappointed with this show if you can call it that. If you like DRUMS, then go, have a blast, other than that, it really offers nothing else other than bright colored paint poured onto drums and then a lot of strobe lights and I felt like i was at a rave. They POUR toilet paper all over you to begin with and then at the end, you are to pass allthis additional toilet paper to the front of the stage and you get covered. What is so great about that again? I paid all this money to get all this wasted paper poured onto me? They had giant white tubes hanging fromthe ceiling which lit up and just swirved all around. I was just not impressed with the performance nor do I even want to call it that. Sorry to disappoint you if you have tickets already.I would not go to see this show if it was FREE. They bring a woman up on stage and it drags on FOREVER and I found myself looking for the exit. Not funny, not entertaining, not special, not interesting, not going back EVER!!!

Problem: Write a positive (OPTIONS:
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A: I never thought I'd award a vegetarian place 5 stars, but Susie's really is amazing. I go there whenever I can't be bothered to cook my own lunch but still want to eat healthily, and I've never been disappointed here. I usually go for the medium salad plate, where you get to choose 3 from any of the 6 yummy salads on offer, for 5. They also offer a 2-salad option for 4 or a 4-salad option for 6 if you're really hungry, but with the medium I always find myself leaving with a nively full feeling, whilst at the same time feeling very smug for eating such healthy food. The salads on offer are always different every time you go, but last time I had chopped beef tomatoes with fresh basil and black olives, a green leafy salad with avocado and sliced peppers, and an aubergine cous cous salad. It all tasted really fresh and had loads of flavour. I had a nosey at the hot food menu on my way out. You get the impression from looking at what's on offer, as well as the quality of the service, that these people genuinely have a passion for food and genuinely love what they do. It really shows in every aspect of Susie's, and I can't recommend it highly enough.

Problem: Write a positive (OPTIONS:
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I have never written a Yelp review before, but I'm so happy with my hair, I just had to! Kasondra has done my hair twice now, and I believe I have the best haircut I've ever had! I am sooo in love with the cut and color! She is amazing....Thanks Kasondra!