Problem: Write a positive (OPTIONS:
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A: Excellent people to do business with. We were referred to them from another Boulder City business and they did everything they said they would! We needed work on a boat trailer and they were very helpful and knew what they were talking about, which can be rare these days. Would have no problem going back to them.
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A: I have been taking my Jeep in for service for the last 4 years, way too frequently I might add. Real lemon. Two weeks ago the Camel's back was broken and I will never return. I experienced the "death wabble" and in 30 seconds I was told by the service tech that I needed an alignment and new tires ant that will be $1200. He proceeded to explain that there is only one tire that can go on the Jeep (I kid you not) and it is $250. I then asked him about the offer that Jeep had on tires and rims combo from new Jeeps that were sold with upgraded tires and rims for $170 each. He said, oh, we can so that. Really? Thanks for offering! He then said he had a full set of 17 inch ones in stock. I reminded him that I had 18 inch wheels, which were more expensive. He told me they had those in stock too if I wanted them. Unbelievable. I get home, tell my wife the story, and she proceeds to inform me she bought a lifetime alignment special at Firestone in July. There goes our wonderful communication skills again, shame on me. I called the tech back, asked how often an alignment should be done, he said annually. I then told him that one was done 15 weeks ago and the jeep has done nothing but go back and forth to the grocery store basically. I asked to see the readings from the alignment, and he said he didn't have them and I would have to have requested that up front. $90 snow job. FYI: there are other shops that will do an alignment test for a lot less to let you know if you need one. Oh. And they keep the results. After I whined he took 10% off my bill. I asked him to have a manager call me, they never did. I filled out their online survey, stating the same thing, then got an email from a service person saying they never got a message to call. I reminded her again that they can call any time. As of today, no one has called. Sad. They are overpriced, and clearly push the profitable part of service, which is labor, not to mention the ridiculous 'only 1 tire' strategy...I am now going to Firestone or Honest One from now on.
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer: Waited 10 mins but none of the servers acknowledged us. Had to ask a server to be seated. The food was ok at best. Half the dishes were mislabeled. No one came by to ask us for drinks. Waited 10 mins for the check. There again had to get up and ask for it. Same for the card to be taken and charged. I've been to Tamba 5 times now and food and service quality has gotten worse every time. Never coming here again.
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Output: You know that Groucho Marx quote: "I wouldn't want to belong to any club that would have me as a member." Well here's my version: "I wouldn't want to dine in any establishment that would have a fucking GINORMOUS photograph of Sheriff Joe Arpio taking up half of the wall as though his presence there is a good thing." The only thing that could have made me more uneasy would have been if they superimposed good ol' Joe onto a giant 'last supper' painting, stuck tooth pics in my eyes and forced me to recite the ten commandments while force feeding myself mediocre sweet potato fritters and a ridiculous burger the size of my head, man vs. food style. The burger itself was......good. Not fantastic, just good. The sweet potato fritters were a joke. When something is that boring and uninspired it really needs to come with something like, oh...I dunno...25 dipping sauces. I'm sure I've seen deep fried boring remedied by flavored lard in the past. Get on the ball Grind. The service was okay. The whisky tango flavored waitstaff, all brunette with a similar 'look' was interesting. Like if you took all of the servers at The Vig and secretly replaced them with Famous Sams waitresses; that kind of interesting. The beer and wine selection was clearly lacking and again, uninspired. I suppose the focus is supposed to be on the specialty drinks which actually seemed well thought out though none seemed to appeal to me in the moment. Also, if you're going to name one of your signature cocktails after a classic James Bond martini it should be made with the proper ingredients, or at least as close as possible. I think they sell Lillet Blanc at Total Wine, hell, the bf has some in his fridge, I'm sure he'll let you borrow it. All in all, an odd experience that kind of failed my expectations. In closing, I'll leave you with another Marx quote that kind of sums it all up: "I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it."
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output: Best buffet in Vegas! Their selection is huge! Their plating, food presentations are great. Food is excellent!!! I have a sweet tooth so I loved their dessert section. So many choices! The ambience is really nice. Worth every penny!
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Stopped at this very stealthy place in the Fry's shopping center. Looks very generic on the outside but inside it is modern & beautiful. We ordered the sushi platter for two. Wow what a spread! Great presentation did not take away from the outstanding cuts of fish we were served. We also ordered 2 tuna hand rolls which were over the top mouthwatering. Service was very good & we will surely return.........very soon.