Problem: I felt confused like I had no idea what I was doing . By this time I was starting to feel very sore and tired and everytime I got up I felt like I could n't breathe . To describe it in a nutshell I felt as if someone had run away with all of my stomach muscles and my lower back was left to hold up my ribs and entire upper body . I felt like if I did n't exert my back to hold myself up I would roll up like an armadillo . Anyways , I fed her twice with the bottle and then she would n't latch anymore .

Why did your midsection feel sore and weak ?
OPTIONS:
- My midsection was weak from doing situps
- My midsection was weakened from the trauma of giving birth .
- My midsection was weak from having my ribs removed .
- None of the above choices .

A: My midsection was weakened from the trauma of giving birth .
Question:
( See ! I ' m working on not being so damn shy ! ) I got in and got excellent seats . I think I was on the 3rd row , almost directly in front of Michael Rosenbaum !
Answer the following question: What sort of behavior type do they tend to possess ?
OPTIONS:
- They tend to sit near the back of lectures
- They tend to avoid sitting near the front
- None of the above choices .
- They tend to be a very shy person
Answer:
They tend to be a very shy person
Question:
I think I blacked out for the rest ... I remember stopping somewhere and throwing up some more by a tree stump , then throwing up into Josh 's Trader Joe 's bag on the car ride home . Then I was kindly reminded of throwing up in the sink at my place .

Why was the narrator throwing up so much ?
OPTIONS:
- The narrator got sick after they nursed a friend back to health at their place .
- The narrator got food poisoning from the Trader Joe 's food .
- The narrator made themselves sick drinking too much alcohol .
- None of the above choices .
Answer:
The narrator made themselves sick drinking too much alcohol .
IN: George Carlin was my inspiration to go into Stand Up and Improv . I never liked the " saying funny things " kind of stand up ( one liners , etc ) . But then I heard George Carlin --- who did n't say funny things , but * said things funny*.
What type of comedy does the narrator like ?
OPTIONS:
- The narrator likes dark comedy .
- The narrator likes prop comedy .
- None of the above choices .
- The narrator likes kid 's comedy .

OUT: The narrator likes dark comedy .
Finally I could swim freely , my mom yelled roll over on your back . I was fine once the screaming choking 40 pound kid was off my back . The boat finally made it over , my wife with compassion in her voice said that was really stupid . Wow , I almost drowned and all you could say was that was stupid .

OPTIONS:
- The children were playing red rover .
- The kid was playing water polo .
- The child was frightened of the water .
- None of the above choices .
Answer the following question: Why was a screaming , choking child on my back ?

The child was frightened of the water .
Problem: I was up till 1:30 in the morning and Josh was up till 3 finishing . We did n't go to church on Sunday because no one could get out of bed ! The downstairs bathroom is strawberry red ( It 's BRIGHT ! )

Why did the family not go to church ?
OPTIONS:
- Josh is agnostic .
- They are atheist .
- They slept through it .
- None of the above choices .

A:
They slept through it .