input: Write a negative yelp review.
output: Wow...this place sure has gone downhill! They cut back their hours and now close at 3pm during the week? They got rid of their salad bar? My wife and I ate dinner here on 3/8. I ordered a small house salad and the meatloaf w/mashed potatoes and corn. The salad was a portion of cabbage w/ a slice of not very ripe tomato. It's a good thing I added ranch to make it somewhat palatable. I didn't finish it. The best part of my dinner was the corn. I got the feeling that this place wasn't doing very well so they're cutting back wherever they can. This used to be a decent place when they first opened. I hope this location serves a better breakfast or they might as well close for business. With tip, I spent $27 for dinner for 2. I should've gone to Mimi's.
input: Write a negative yelp review.
output: Sunday 9/10/12 8:15 AM We have been to Brunchies many times. They are very inconsistent with their quality of food. When it's good, it's really good. But then there are the times where it just doesn't come together. Today was one of the later. The eggs I ordered over medium were served over easy, the refried beans that I got with them were cold and my husbands bacon was raw ~ so raw that he only ate half. To him it's a sin to leave any bacon behind. This is the first time in our 35 years of marriage that I've ever seen him leave even a speck of bacon uneaten. When you hit them on a good day it's great food and a good qualtiy for your money.
input: Write a negative yelp review.
output:
If you're a certain type of Hearts fan, you would probably love this pub and call it a home away from home. If you're anything else, just keep walking.