Goal:
To download new music when you can't afford to buy any,
Answer:
pick up some CD's at the library and download them.

Goal:
how do you clean grapes?
Answer:
hold them under running water.

Goal:
To shuffle cards.
Answer:
Pick up the deck of cards, take roughly half in each hand, then push them back together allowing them to slide between each other facing the same direction.

Goal:
Why shouldn't I get a tan this summer?
Answer:
The low level of photoprotection afforded by a tan is far outweighed by the damage incurred in its development and maintenance.