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An example of an negative review: Well first off the food is mediocre. The owner is an ass hole. We were trying to enjoy Mother's Day and he instructed his wait staff to clean our table with us sitting there. Thanks for ruining my Mother's Day. Do not visit this location, their other location on Elliot and 48th has MUCH better manners. But remember, the food is mediocre!

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An example of an negative review: First... Don't be fooled by the name and decor... Some people are under the misconception that painting the walls green, throwing some shamrock cutouts on the walls and serving Guinness makes the place an Irish Pub.. There is nothing irish about the place. We went for lunch 2/27/11. The lines everywhere else in Rio were long and we were starved... Now we know why there was no line here. Of the four of us we ordered three burgers and on Shephards Pie. The "Mushroom" burger had exactly 3 slices of mushrooms stacked in the middle of a burger patti with white goo that they said was cheese. The other two got had 2 slices of jalepeno on their pepper burgers. I had the Shep's Pie... For those who don't know what that is... It's ground beef, peas and carrots in brown gravy with a layer of Mashed potatoes on top. It's just easy, yummy comfort food. Unless you get it here. After I scooped the 6" of tasteless, dry, smushed boiled potatoes (not mashed or seasoned) there was 6 spoonfulls (I counted) of "meat filling" at the bottom. It had zero flavor! How to you screw up ground beef and brown gravy???!!!! I ate it because I was starved. This was a grave error in judgment. After we paid the $80.00 bill for 3 mediocre hamburgers and a pot pie sized stew (+2 beers) we headed to continue with our day. And now it turns out that it was the lunch that keeps on giving. I am still ill today. Wait in the lines... Don't even think about it... Run, don't walk, away from this place!!!

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An example of an positive review: Nice gym compared to other ones they have around town.

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An example of an negative review: After reading so many great reviews, my husband and I were so excited to try this place. Unfortunately, we did not have a good experience. The place is very cute and has great potential. But it was so disorganized and frankly, our food was terrible! It's very confusing when you walk in - are you supposed to sit down? go to the counter? where are the menus? Once we figured that out, the girl behind the counter asked if she could take my order. I started to tell her and she turned and started talking to someone else. Even though there were only 4 people in front of us, it took 15 full minutes from the time we ordered to the time we paid - their system is flawed. When I asked for water, it was like I had ordered the most complicated drink ever. Then of course the water thing was empty. Waited another 25 minutes for our food which of course came with no silverware. And then, after all that, the food was not that good! My husband ordered an egg sandwich and he said fast food restaurants have better ones. I had the frittata which came with salad and grilled bread. The salad was soaked in dressing and inedible. The frittata had no flavor. I did get a chocolate croissant and that was yummy so I'll give them that. Otherwise a total disappointment.