Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer: I actually live only a few miles away from this place, but every once in a while it's nice to have a change of scenery, not to mention access to a pool with a bar next to it and a bed within crawling distance of a dozen bars. So I found myself at the Mission Palms this weekend. It was a pretty good room, the pool was perfect, the sheets were comfortable, and I can't complain about the location. However, I can complain about the valet driver that messed with my climate control settings for the 6 second drive to closest parking spot in the whole lot. I don't usually like to give my car to a valet anyway, but the lack of self-park spots made it a necessary evil. The least they could do is leave it the way I fucking like it.

Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer: I love this place! delicious food and great atmosphere. It's a must when I'm in Scottsdale

Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer:
Major disappointment. Chewy calamari that tasted like it was sitting around all day and a soggy pizza. Prices are way too high, quality way too low.