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A: Two and a half stars... Nothing overly wrong with Joe's Farm Grill, but nothing special either. I've had lots of people recommend Joe's, so I was looking forward to my first trip out to Mesa to have breakfast with my sons there. My first issue was simply that I went in the middle of summer, and at 8:15 it was already hot out, and all the inside tables were taken. By the time we got our food and ate it, i was more focused on finishing and getting out of the heat, than enjoying my breakfast. None of this is really Joe's fault, but if you haven't been there, you should be warned that the majority of the seating is outdoors. Secondly, I wasn't really able to enjoy my meal anyway, because of the many flies swarming around our heads and plates. I was constantly shaking them off me and trying to sweep them away from my kids' food. Again, I get it... It's a farm atmosphere, it's outdoors... But be aware if that kind of thing isn't your thing. As for the food, it was nothing nearly as memorable as the fly situation. Steve had the kid's eggs and bacon. A couple of eggs scrambled (I wasn't given an option to get them any other way) and thin cut bacon served in a paper French fry tray. The eggs were a little over cooked and "tight"' so they were sitting in a small pool of egg water. The bacon was closer to under-cooked and flaccid. The eggs were seasoned and didn't taste bad. The bacon is described as "Apple cider smoked", but it didn't taste any different than mid-grade supermarket bacon. Sam had the waffle and fruit. Right off the bat, it looked the most appealing. A malty, Belgian-style waffle with about a half cup of ripe berries and some whipped cream. No complaints, but nothing magic either. It's not hard to make a waffle, and a bit pricey for what you get at $7 bucks. I had the Breakfast Burger. It's an average sized, somewhat thin, griddled burger with one over-easy egg (again, I was not asked how I would like it cooked), two slices of the same bacon, and cheese. It was served with lettuce, tomato and pickles, which I didn't use, and a choice of breakfast sides. I asked for Farm Beans, and got breakfast potatoes. The potatoes are a small portion of those factory sanded, pre-cooked potato cubes, and perhaps my biggest disappointment. When I read "Farm Grill", I think skillet made home fries, not Aramark fast food. At $10 bucks, definitely not a solid value. Again, for those who haven't been there, the food is ordered fast food-style at a window, and you're given a pager to notify you when it's ready. It's not served fast food-style other than the paper plates and plastic-ware, because it took 21 minutes for the pager to buzz. Overall, it's mediocre breakfast fare, somewhat over priced for what you get (a few pennies under $40 for two kids sized portions and one adult), served in what could be a nice atmosphere if it weren't for the heat and the flies. It seems like the place might have potential, and it's gotten generally good reviews, so if I happen to be out on the east side on a cooler spring or fall day, I might be tempted to give Joe's a second chance.
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A: DH and I went here after I got sucked in by the Mt. Olympus burger commercials on TV. Neither of us had been to one before, so we figured we might as well try it out. Our experience was good - we had a good waitress who was attentive. She knew when to bring refills, when to stay away, and was a psychic when it came to knowing when my hubby needed napkins. I also want to mention the experience of a couple sitting nearby. She had ordered a turkey burger and did not find it to her liking. They offered to bring something else out to her immediately, for free. They also offered to keep refilling her fries - for free. They offered her a free dessert, a free shake - free ANYTHING. The waitress and then the manager. I have seen some negative reviews about the customer service at this place - so I just want to mention: If something bothers you, mention it. I would be willing to bet they fix it. Immediately. We both enjoyed our food, had a pleasant dining experience, and got to overhear how we would have been treated had we not been happy. Solid 4-star experience.
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Answer: Highly recommend the Gluten Free shakin beef dish. Cook and delivered perfectly!
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Output: In my quest for the best Mexican food (somewhere in which the refried beans are not from a can). I happened upon Mariscos! It was fabulous and I will return often and work my way through the menu. I had the camarone culichi, which came with rice, salad and beans. It was a lot of food, enough to take home for a second meal. Next time I will try a margarita....it looked very tasty. The establishment was quaint, it looked very clean and they were very welcoming!
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output: Surprised had very good pizza.
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Don't stay here.