Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Q: A woman in a blue shirt is walking along a slack line. She

A: swings the purse and swings to a stop.
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Q: A man wearing a black baseball cap gives instruction on playing a violin. The man

A: begins playing drums with his hands before he finishes playing.
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Q: The tree lunges after them, but they escape its clutching branches. Clear of the angry willow, the boys

A:
are slumped on the roof.
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