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An example of an negative review: Was drawn to come in here today from an ad for $2 tanks and when I arrived there were only a few left that were XS and S. i guess I could have bought a couple if I wanted one tank for each boob but...nah! This store never seems to have enough sizes available when there is a sale....was really bummed!

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An example of an positive review: Mel Brooks once said the mystery of life is the Egg Cream. "It has no cream and no egg!" Well, maybe McAlpines does have some cream or at least whipped cream, maybe. I don't ask. I just enjoyably slurp. Wonderful service, good simple food, phenomenal atmosphere...and today, cherry pie. Long live McAlpines!

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An example of an negative review: I've given this place far to many chances. I had an expensive hand wax done here and they actually waxed bugs onto my car! When I pointed it out to a manager I was advised that it happens, no offer to make it right. Their high pressure tactics are to the point of being ridiculous! A few days ago I brought my 2014 Camaro for a quick wash the man writing the ticket was insistent on my purchasing an expensive hand wash. He went as far as pulling open my door and wanting me go exit the vehicle so he could show me whatever wonderful stuff he was selling. My repeated telling him that "No, I've got a prepaid card and that's all I want" didn't appear to phase him and I finally grabbed my door shut put the car in reverse and left. He shouted something rude to me as I departed. I've noticed that they are not nearly as pushy is my husband is driving and he had advised me that they never continue to upsell him when he says "No". Stay away, stay far far away!

Input: OPTIONS:
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An example of an negative review: Not only was the music the worst I have ever heard the wait staff was as annoying as ever! Like a wanna be swanky place in a strip mall that smells like fish and plays horrible music. Food was so so but over priced for what it was.