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An example of an negative review: Dear Sushi Mon, What has happened to you? I was your number one fan. I've had over 50 meals with you and filled up eight all-you-can-eat-cards with 10 stamps each. Lately, you've slipped. I've definitely noticed the last four or five times I've visited you. I'm not sure if it's the economy so you're not selling the fish fast enough or sacrificing some quality to save money? But that wouldn't explain why you would try to serve me nigiri on plain white rice last time I was there. Did you run out of vinegar to make the sushi rice? I haven't seen my favorite of your sushi chef's JR in a long while. Maybe my timing is off. But it also seems the old angry sushi chef is angrier and slower than ever. Must he put up his hand to shush me if I try to ask him for more than one order at a time? I wouldn't have to place simultaneous orders if he didn't take 8 minutes to prepare each item I request - on a slow night. Thanks for the memories, Sushi Mon. We definitely shared some good times. I'll always remember your ikura and Ah-Chi-Chi rolls. Sincerly, Richie H.

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An example of an negative review: While waiting to for an arriving flight I stopped here with my best friend and her 2 year old son. We both ordered burgers. They are pretty steeply priced, mine coming to $14 for the burger and fries since I opted for the one with cheese and bacon. the food came out fairly quick but that is one of the only positive parts of the meal. After taking a total of two bites of the burger i could not eat anymore of it. The "meat" tasted and looked like it was some sort of meat-paste shaped into a patty and previously frozen of course. I removed the burger and ate the sandwich with just the vegetables and the bacon/cheese. My friend laughed at me, took one bite of hers and ended up removing her meat also and having just her veggies on the bun. The fries were average and edible though. We thought about complaining and asking for a refund since the meat was pretty much inedible for the both of us, but decided it was airport food and probably not worth trying to make a complaint.

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An example of an negative review: I understand that this is a McDonald's, so what did I expect? I used to work in this shopping center so I ended up at it a shameful amount. They have always, always been a hot mess. Still, I always seem to forget and give it another chance, but I had the worst fast food experience of my life here a few weeks ago. It was about 11:30 p.m. when I pulled into the drive-thru, with 4 cars ahead of me. I place my order and pull up a little bit. That was the last time I moved for the next 20 minutes. It is not an exaggeration. The drive-thru is set up so that there is absolutely no way you can get out of it once you're in it. I was trapped in this stupid drive-thru for what felt like an eternity, and I hadn't even paid. When I finally get to the first window, there is nobody there. After about a minute the girl came scurrying in and had to ask me what I had ordered. Holy. Crap. (As a side note, cashier girl, if you ever read this, I'm sorry I was kind of rude to you. I felt pretty bad about it. It wasn't your fault.) Anyway, after finally paying, we're stuck again. While I'm waiting, I can see the food window handing bags and taking them back from the car that's there currently. Great, they're messing up orders. The next car has the same situation. I get up to the window and the guy hands me a bag that is very clearly not my food based on the size, but I checked anyway. Nope. I wait for him to come back and tell him, and he grabs the other bag that had been sitting there since before I even got to the window and hands me that one instead. No apology, nothing. He didn't even look inside either of the bags. The worst part of all of it is that after this 30-minute journey, my fries were so cold. So, so cold. Hot McDonald's fries are the only reason to go to McDonald's! At that point, I just wanted to get as far away as possible from this place. It should never be so hard to get terrible food. I always go to McDonald's with hardly any expectation, but somehow this one always seems to surprise me. Wait through the light at 215 and go to Burger King instead if you've got a hankering for $1 burgers.

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An example of an positive review: Visiting the Glendale area, I wasn't sure what to expect. But this had the best reviews out of the Sports Bars in the area, so it got our business, and did not disappoint. The service was excellent, as were the pizzas and beer. One thing I thought was very cool is that one area is the "restaurant side," and the opposite area is the "sports bar" side, so no matter what kind of evening you're looking for, it seems like Pullano's is a great place to try out.