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Output: ehhhh. Compared to their cousin, "Charlie's Down Under", this place stinks! The food quality and quantity is skimpy and cheap. My BLT literally consisted of two pieces of microwaved bacon and I had about a dozen loosely gathered fries on my plate. Last time going there.

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Output: This place is the worst customer service check out ever! It is 12:00pm Sunday and you only have two people ringing? Ok I'll give you maybe people call in sick. Me and 20 other people are in line waiting. Then your manager on duty is laughing and joking with another associate, as she gives her change. Noticing the line is getting longer you take your time laugh some more. With no one being helped nor being rung up. We are all still standing in line? Then after something is said both of you start to ring up again. With the manager still laughing. So sorry. I have been in retail for a long time totally unacceptable. I left my basket and the 300.00 worth of stuff I was going to buy there. The only good thing is the security officer, she welcomes you as you come in.

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Output: I'm going to go ahead and add my 5 star rating to Bruddah's collection. If you haven't tried the food here, you've been missing out. The steak - oh my, the steak. I could go on and on about it. I don't know what they marinate their meat with, but I find myself craving the steak. It's incredible. Their seaweed rice, the salsas, the chocolate covered coconut bark.... Ahhhh!!! Why do you have to be all the way across town?! Rumor has it, they are adding more locations. So in the meanwhile, I'll have to trek it to the west side while eagerly awaiting a Green Valley location. Owner: Please come to Green Valley. I need more of your steak in my life. Period.

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Small town feel, but too cramped. I swear my scrambled "thing" had one egg, and way too much cheese. Not in any rush to go back, though the service was ok and the ambiance was still nice.