Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer: When I first dreamed up how this review would go, I intended to say "Chicago dog fans, your savior is here" and leave it at that. The problem with that is I've tried some of the other offerings of Lobby's and have realized how much more they have to offer. Yes, absolutely, this is THE place to get a Chicago-style hotdog. There are other hotdog joints, but none of them seem to offer an authentic Chicago dog experience. You will not find a single ingredient missing and it is all made fresh right before your eyes. Having said that, there is far more to Lobby's than just the dogs. Their fries are amazing and extend into "how-will-I-ever-eat-anything-else?" territory with the addition of chili and cheese. They also offer a burger made for bragging rights: 3 lbs. of delicious cheeseburger. Finish it quick enough and you'll have your picture added to the hall of fame. Plus, the staff is always very friendly and the place is always immaculate. When my 3-year-old nephew dined with us here, he had a plain hotdog. He smashed the bun flat against the hotdog and told me it tasted better that way. That's not particularly important for the review, but I wanted to share that anyway. So, there you go. Lobby's has quickly turned into one of my favorite go-to restaurants.

Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer: My family and I came to Elephant Bar on Monday after we didn't feel like waiting 25 minutes to eat at the coffee shop at Green Valley Ranch. No wait at Elephant Bar so it was an easy choice. If I had to rate this experience based solely on my order of sliders, I would have to give them 1.5 stars. Dry little burgers covered with ketchup. ugh. The saving grace were the sweet potato fries which cost 99 cents extra, but was worth it.

Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer:
Tofu Fries! Jicama nachos! Watermelon juice something.. Everything was pretty delicious being an "almost-vegan" establishment. Our venture here was not a disappointment after discovering the delicious drinks they had on hand and the tofu fries. My mouth is watering just thinking about it!