input: Write a negative yelp review.
output: I am very disappointed in this establishment. The owner refused to accept a guaranteed party of at least 15 people for a birthday celebration coming up in mid-November. Citing his "slippery slope" comment (aren't you tired of that one as I am), it will be a cold day in Peroria before I ever set foot in this restaurant again. Very poor customer relations there, Mike. If I could rate you no stars, I would.
input: Write a negative yelp review.
output: Gross! I don't know how they stay in business, with the Valley so full of fabulous authentic Mexican food. How bad was it? Let me count the ways: - Cold, hard thick chips - A restroom with one broken toilet and two gargantuan "la cucarachas"-- roaches... they had to be at least as big as my hand, and they were alive - The apathetic attitude about said roaches when I told the hostess - BURNED beans-- how can you make BAD beans at a Mexican restaurant??!! - Very mediocre, non memorable food - Amateurish service. Friendly, but inept - Pricey for such crappy overall experience DO NOT waste your dining dollars here. You'd do better at Taco Bell.
input: Write a positive yelp review.
output:
I hired Brianna to do hair and makeup for me, my mom, and my six bridesmaids for my September 2012 wedding. Brianna was very professional and accommodating given the number of women she had to prepare in a short time frame, and definitely remained calm under pressure. I did a hair and makeup trial with Brianna a couple of months prior to the big day, and in between the trial and the wedding date, I completely changed my mind as to how I wanted my hair and makeup. No problem for Brianna! She was very understanding, and based on the trial, I completely trusted her to do a great job executing my new vision. I love, love, LOVED my hair for the wedding, and I was most impressed by the makeup she did for each girl and my mom. She was able to work with each to achieve the looks they wanted, while still maintaining consistency across the whole group. The pictures turned out fabulous! I highly recommend Brianna to other brides!