Problem: Write a positive yelp review.
A: Just had an awesome Sunday at work. Feeling accomplished I decide to take my wife out to dinner and I got tuna and she has ordered the scallops. She love the island Jerm last time we were here and I had planked salmon decided to try the tuna from hawaii. Hopefully it should all be good.

Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A: A novelty. 2 orders of soggy all you can eat fries, 2 single cheese burgers, 1 -1.82 water, and 1 coke. $24.00 . CASH ONLY! Lobbys has a much better burger. I wish we would have went out for anything else!

Problem: Write a positive yelp review.
A:
This is THE best place for late night eats in the Old Town area of Scottsdale. Forget that phony cheesesteak place up the road. Joe's is where it's at! They are a true NY style thin crust pizza. Very delicious and many options for slices late at night as the bars are letting out. The lady that runs the place during those late night hours isn't the friendliest, but I wouldn't be either when I'm trying to get drunk assholes in and out as quickly as possible. Great pizza, good scene, great...pizza.