Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer: This isn't the worst hotel I've ever stayed at, but it's not far off. They messed up our reservation, though it worked out ok in the end. The non-smoking room smelled like an ashtray and there were cigarrette burns in the sheets and on the tv. There was one remote for 2 tvs and no batteries in it. The staff were nice but the other people staying there were obnoxious. If you want a cheap fleabag close to the strip, this place is good for you. Me, I'll be staying at the Orleans from now on.

Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer: Horrible! Worst FedEx/Kinkos I've ever been to! They need to get new computers or clean up the ones they have. It takes FOREVER just to load up a browser and don't even think about doing multiple functions on it. It froze up on me 5 times when I was trying to print. Just froze for a good minute. I told the staff (some tall young brunette) and she didn't give me a second glance. Just went about her business (and I was the ONLY person in there)!!!! This place is absolutely pathetic. Only used them because my printers out of ink...I'll just go get more ink. Avoid!!!!

Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer:
I was expecting to pick up a lil pipe for some dank meddies but with prices like these I was able to get a nice water piece with double percolators. Between the prices selection and service i'm one happy midnight toker. Its good to know that there is a local business that treats everyone with respect.