Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer: Ok it just get worse and worse!!! Charlotte simply just does not have good pizza Ive tried alot of different places and the pizza is either BAD or just ok. Jets falls in the category of just ok reminded me of a step above little caesars..But i would prefer lil caesars at least its cheap. I wont be eating here again, Might as well just go to Dominos or wolfman

Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer: Seriously, the deviled eggs with bacon crumbles on top may be the best I've ever had. The restaurant is in South Park, which is a really nice area of Charlotte.

Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer:
I've eaten here for breakfast and for dinner, months apart. The food and service would get three stars... ...but both times I've eaten here I've suffered an attack of TMI so violent that I was FORCED TO DROP TROU SOMEWHERE THAT WAS NOT A BATHROOM. The omelet station guy was great and the service was friendly, but it doesn't make up for having to crap on a pedestrian overpass and wipe my ass with some homeless guy's discarded sweatshirt. I'm lucky to not have ass herpes or a citation for indecent exposure. Sure, the first time I could blame bad luck, but a second time, months later? Someone needs to upgrade their standards for food prep. Meanwhile, I'll stick to rolling the dice somewhere that "craps" is not a literal consequence.