Problem: The heavy - handed manly woman who was my dentist has left and now I ' m in the hands of a very pleasant 26 year - old boy who has a much gentler touch . I ' m not sure what he must make of me though . After having half my face numbed he invited me to " please rinse " . I followed his instructions and then spat all the mouthwash over the floor - I had no control over my mouth at all .

What is the reason a pleasant 26 year - old boy who has a much gentler touch has replaced the heavy handed woman ?

A: He is the new dentist .

Problem: I just got done going on tilt and trying to take it out on a fly that kept buzzing around , which is when I knew it was time take a break . I ' m just having one of those stretches that if I have pocket 8 's , the flop comes As - Ks - Qd and everyone ca n't wait to get all their money in . If I have pocket Jacks or A - K , of course I get 2 or 3 callers , and the flop comes 6h-7h - Qh and again I meet a wave of aggression . Nobody folds and I ' m not getting the tickets to take advantage of it .

What is causing the wave of aggression towards me ?

A: I keep wining the poker games .

Problem: And as I enjoyed my evening stroll with Josh , the answer came to me : they are afraid for us because they do not understand our life . Simple living is anything but easy -- the hours are long and the workload is stacked . The payout is what is so huge and lasting .

What may be a plausible fact about me ?

A:
I live off of the land .