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Output: A 40 mile round trip drive only to be told by the snotty butcher that you can only buy stuff that is listed on their web site as for sale if you're on "The List"? Yeah, no thanks. I'll just keep going to Hobe Meats and ordering stuff online. If you do decide to bother with this place, call ahead. Just because they have it on their web site with a price next to it apparently doesn't mean it's actually for sale. While calling, also ask how to get put on "The List", because that info isn't on their site either.

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Output: It's Funny how Gary gets the credit for the soups....why? is that what he says? he has a TINY part in the soup making process really tiny part, like scooping it into bowls "TINY". the CREDIT should go tho Rick, James, Jason, and Nate.

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Output: This place is a friggin joke. Unforunately I went twice. First during happy hour and another for breakfast. For happy hour, I asked our waiter what they had on draft after he said they were 16oz. He went down the list, and then I ordered a bud light (lame and watery, i know). Bud of mine just sucked it up for 4 oz less and got a bottle of miller lite. Happy hour prices for $5? ridic. So, what in the hell does this guy bring me? A bottle of bud light. I informed him I thought I had ordered a draft, and then he has the balls to say that it's practically the same as a draft. So, to "PROVE" his point, he brings a glass and pours it in and has the audacity to say that "the rest would be head with a draft". Don't get into an argument over beer with a college grad from the south, son. I know bullshit when I see and hear it. Neither of us were overly hungry, so we split the nachos from the half off appy selection. they were ok. nothing great. Overall, it was a complete shit show because of the service. That, and this is not a fancy restaurant. So, WHY did I go back the next morning with the rest of the group? Because I wasn't hungry (see: Carnegie Deli) from the night before and everyone else went. I just ordered a side of hashbrowns. $4. Yes, four bucks. Same size you get at Cracker Barrel. Get me out of here. had I known there were restaurant.com certificates, i would have used those, but even with them, we're talking mediocre quality. not impressed, and would never go back.

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Extremely tasty food. I inhaled my plate of salmon cakes, mac and cheese and mashed potatoes. The cornbread was tasty and buttery. The service was fast and friendly, the sweet tea was syrupy sweet and the interior is very entertaining. My sister enjoyed a dessert - was it sweet potato cake? Something that seemed a bit odd to me. As far as uptown southern goes, I'd say Mert's is your spot for casual, friendly, quick but still very tasty - a nice place to hang out with friends. King's is better for dressy and classy.