Problem: Write a positive yelp review.
A: Hey...you looking for a good bakery? You want a good pastry or two? You want a cinnamon bun, or a garlicy corn bread muffin, or a yummy cookie? This is the place for you! Oh hell yeah! I would come here again in a heart beat. here is the thing, though. They don't have bread here. So don't come looking for a baguette!

Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A: gosh, i've always loved this place, but they went seriously wrong tonight. three orders of mac and cheese burned; one to the point of being inedible. the waitress gave us a free round of drinks when we complained, and when the one person who only drank water and had the inedible serving complained again, she said, "sorry." i don't think she ever took the complaint to the kitchen or the management. any restaurant can make a mistake; it's how they make up for it that matters. stay tuned - i plan to call tomorrow.

Problem: Write a positive yelp review.
A:
The nondescript sign on the door has two japanese characters that read "sakaba" which means tavern. We stumbled upon it while grabbing obscene amounts of poutine next door at Patati Patata. The interior layout of this cocktail bar is impressive, except for the dive-bar bathroom in the back. We went around 9 on a Saturday night in January and it wasn't jammed.