Q:Build a movie plot around this: What does Lester slice off of Liz? A fingertip
A:
Lester Bacon is an old farmer (a raving nutcase) living with his beloved simple-minded son Buddy (a 360-pound pig-man who grunts and squeals and loves to chop, dice and skewer human beings). Both of them lament the fate of the old skilled hog farmer, now giving way to modern factory-type slaughterhouses. The father and son then go on a killing spree against people who trespass on their property. In the opening scene, Buddy kills two teenagers, named Kevin and Michelle, who are having some alone time in their car on a remote area of Lovers Lane.The next day, Harold, Lester's attorney, along with his law partner Tom and the local police chief, Sheriff Borden, visit Lester at his house who offer the old man $55,000 to buy his property along with the closed-down slaughterhouse next door to it. Lester is told that the demolition of the slaughterhouse would create employment opportunities for many people in town, as well as get the county tax assessor off his back. Lester grumbles about Tom's equipment and bad meat (claiming that it's 30% fat), and says that he could do better with his hands, knives and fewer men. The sheriff tells Lester that the assessor's office is foreclosing his property and he has 30 days to vacate.Meanwhile, Sheriff Borden's teenage daughter Liz is with a group of high school friend planning to shoot a "horror video" and suggests the area around the Bacon Slaughterhouse would be perfect to make their video. Her friends whom include Skip, Annie, and Buzz wonder the whereabouts of Kevin and Michelle.Back at on Lester Bacon's property, his son Buddy takes Lester to a room and shows him the dead Michele and Kevin. Lester is a bit unsettled, thinking that they are in a heap of trouble, but he tells Buddy that Tom, Harold, and Sheriff Borden are the ones who deserve such a fate.Deputy Dave, after being told of the worried parents of Michele and Kevin who did not come home last night, checks out the docks and then goes to the slaughter house. He walks inside and calls for the two teenagers....