Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: Mold in the bathroom, mold on the strawberries at breakfast, overpriced awful breakfast buffet ($47 for 3 people!!) room phones didn't work, most outlets didn't work, fridge in room didn't work, $8.50 beers at pool bar, (and they search your stuff like you're a criminal to make sure you don't have your own beverages). Pool was dirty, lots of floaters and a band aid! hard beds. Won't be back.
Q: negative

A: This hotel is slimy and toxic, literally. It stinks severely, especially of fresh and old cigarette smoke and mold , the beds are extremely uncomfortable, the worse I've ever slept on.. And watch out, they overcharged my credit card and left me no proof that I overpaid because I never signed anything. What you get from this ultra cheap hotel is exactly what you pay for... and then you get ripped off. Avoid staying here if you can.
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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- positive) review?

Answer: This club is done. Simply put. Went several years ago for new years and it was awesome but just went a couple months ago for my birthday and it was weak. Somebody grab a fork from N9Ne Steakhouse its over. Rain reminds me of the guy who graduated college a few years ago and still goes back for fraternity parties and everybdoy kinda pats him on the back and then gives him that weird look that says "what are you doing here?" Here's a hint yelpers, when reviews say that this club "brings back memories' ....ouch. Clubs are like dogs for every one year we age they age 7, that would make rain.......49 years old, who wants to hang out with the almost 50 year old who still thinks he's 25??
Input: OPTIONS:
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Generate a negative review for a place
Output: Not really impressed with the food quality. They had the standard fare of thin crab legs, prime rib and assorted foods, but the quality wasn't there for me. Perhaps I am on the road too much and have become too much of a food critic. Next time I will use Yelp before I make my selection instead of when I do the review.
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output: Don't get me wrong. I love Krispy Kreme as much as the next guy who can no longer see his shoes when he looks down thanks to eating dozens of those little glazed beauties. But Lamar's is simply a different kind of doughnut, and I love them! Unlike Krispy Kreme, which is like some sort of little halo of flaky deep fried pastry, Lamar's is a giant, bready, soft, chewy ring of ecstasy, coated with all sorts of delicious icings and glazes. Is icing and glaze the same thing? Maybe. But I'm willing to keep experimenting until I find out for sure. And Lamar's is the place to do it. Maybe if their name was Le Mars, then you would have a friendly little petite circle of pastry en Francais. But, this is Lamar's, and he ain't messin' 'round with no pastry. If you live anywhere near Lamar's Doughnuts, you shouldn't either.
Q: negative

A:
When I saw the Nile cafe, I got a little giddy because I always imagined an adorable little cafe in one of those precious live/work units lining Roosevelt. (Tammie Coe doesn't count. No sitting room inside!) I stopped in for lunch today. Now, take this review with a grain of salt because I a) only ordered one thing and b) I got it to-go. There are 4 or 5 tables in the dining area, with not much breathing room in between. The server/cashier seemed tired and wasn't too friendly. He seemed annoyed that I asked for a take-out order. The menu is really limited, and strange. Not offering a traditional sampler plate with goodies like hummus, dolmas, and falafel gets them an immediate thumbs down. I got the chicken shawarma sandwich. At $7.95, I expected it to be a little more substantial. It was all chicken, and the chicken was pretty dry. There was quite a bit of nasty yellow lettuce that got picked off, but there were pickles and maybe a few tomato chunks in there somewhere. I think I tasted one. The pita bread was a little rubbery- like it was warmed in the microwave. No bueno. I know, I know, I shouldn't be whining about a chicken sandwich having too much chicken. Balance is important though, and this sandwich had nowhere near enough complementary flavors to make it a winner. Sub par sandwich aside, I will give the Nile cafe another try and edit accordingly. I don't feel like I gave it a fair shake with a sandwich to go.