Problem: So today Mary calls to inform me that she wo n't come in tonight . Which means i ' m working from 5 to 7 on my lonesome . Around 5:30 the shipping department comes up to steal a desk for a new employee in the LVN department .

What may be the purpose of the post ?
OPTIONS:
- To describe my boss
- None of the above choices .
- To describe my sister
- To describe my job

A: To describe my job
Question:
Will had fun riding his little bike as well . After about an hour of bike riding , the kids were treated to an ice cream cone from " Homie " . He drives around post selling the best ice cream cones EVER from EIS Cafe , the ice cream cafe in town . They each got a strawberry cone and enjoyed them immensely .
Answer the following question: What did the kids enjoy at the EIS cafe ?
OPTIONS:
- They enjoyed the strawberry ice cream cone .
- They loved the cone filled with chocolate .
- They loved the vanilla cone .
- None of the above choices .
Answer:
They enjoyed the strawberry ice cream cone .
Question:
Chinese was fun as usual ... That class flies quick ... Though I was looking outside the window a little before the the bell rang and I spotted Tyler walking out of the tech center .

What is the reason the class flies quick ?
OPTIONS:
- It is boring .
- it is fun
- None of the above choices .
- It is a class on aviation
Answer:
it is fun
IN: The Conventional Purchase Index decreased 0.3 percent while the Government Purchase Index ( largely FHA ) increased 7.2 percent . The four week moving average for the seasonally adjusted Market Index is down 4.2 percent to 466.3 from 486.5 . The four week moving average is down 3.7 percent to 330.0 from 342.6 for the Purchase Index , while this average is down 4.8 percent to 1266.0 from 1330.3 for the Refinance Index .
Why may the four week moving average be going the way it is ?
OPTIONS:
- There is growth in retail .
- There is a surge in manufacturing .
- There is an uptick in productivity .
- None of the above choices .

OUT: None of the above choices .
From recent headlines , you might have concluded that the United States is exporting our high tech and manufacturing jobs , plus much of our national wealth to China in the form of Treasury Bills . Now , it turns out that we 're also exporting our lifestyle woes : China is experiencing a staggering increase in the national obesity rate , especially among children . According to new research reported by BBC News , more than 25 percent of adults in China are now considered overweight or obese . And the news is getting worse . A national symposium has determined that one in five Chinese children is overweight . The causes ? An increasingly Westernized diet , overindulgent parents , and lack of exercise .

OPTIONS:
- Adopting American diets .
- Adopting more protein in their diet .
- Adopting more carbs in their diet .
- Adopting more rice in their diet .
Answer the following question: Why are Chinese children getting fatter ?

Adopting American diets .
Problem: Meh .. He 'll get over it ... Secondly , years ago , my Mom told me a NASTY Dirty joke ... Which I used on Tuesday afternoon to get myself out of a speeding ticket . A speeding ticket I actually deserved , considering I was pushing 175 km / h in a 90 zone just outside of golden , however , I am distracting myself .

Why would telling a nasty joke get the narrator out of a ticket ?
OPTIONS:
- The cop was likely offended by the joke .
- The cop was likely indifferent to the joke .
- None of the above choices .
- The cop was likely confused by the joke .

A:
None of the above choices .