input: Write a negative yelp review.
output: I've had it with this place. I've never used the car wash, I don't buy the overpriced junk food and useless trinkets they sell there, I only go there for gas....and only because it's located on the way home from work. Okay, the last three times I've been there, the pumps failed to give out a receipt. It may seem trivial to you....but it really bothers me when the machine specifically asks if you want a receipt, then fails to deliver one. Before you can even get gas here, the pump makes you complete a questionnaire. Question 1: Are you a Vons something something member? No! Question 2: Would you like a car wash? No! Question 3: Would you like a receipt? Yes!!!!! Then after all that, you can finally pump your gas. I'm really tired of paying for gas outside, pumping gas outside, then going inside to wait in line behind a group of confused stoners counting out pennies and nickels to pay for their crumpled bags of Funyuns and 94oz Mountain Dews. I'm going someplace else from now on.
input: Write a negative yelp review.
output: I have been a member of LA Fitness since 2007 and the Camelback location isn't much better than the Northern location, although I hear they are completely rebuilding Northern. Every time that I would work out at Camelback, the equipment was busy/taken and I would have to alter my workout routine which I am dedicated to. So, after having to use random machines and messing up my workout routine, I decided to use the Tatum facility. Not much better. Very dirty, busy; people watching? It's a gross meat market. I want a workout, not to be checked out and judged. Thank You Village! You are my new home!
input: Write a negative yelp review.
output:
Well, I guess I'm sort of a fan, but...I have 4 major complaints: 1. No free alcohol 2. When you purchase alcohol, you can't gamble while drinking, must stay at the bar 3. On 5+ floors of gambling, there are only 2 craps tables 4. Roulette is not your normal vegas roulette, $5 table means minimum bet is 1 $5 chip, not 5 $1 chips. $2.50 table (actually available) means minimum bet is $2.50 chip bet. I have gambled in multiple cities around the world, and comparatively speaking this place kind of sucks and the slots here are less loose than most. It's been operational for years, and their wall of winners has an amazing 25 or so photographs...Aside from a desire to just gamble, I don't see another reason to actually go here.