IN: It seems I ' ve got too much time for stupid things because I went to a tattoo studio yesterday and now I ' m tattooed . Since I ' m a coward it 's just a small tattoo , it 's on my wrist . It did n't hurt , it burned a while . Well it did bleed of course , just a bit but it was n't that bad .
With this tattoo how many tattoos does that make total for the narrator ?

OUT: The narrator only has one tattoo because this was their first .

IN: He then mixed up a bleach solution and began applying it to the stained part of my hair and then redyed the brown part of my fringe , all the while saying that it was n't really his fault , he did n't know , he thought he wanted all of my fringe dye brown . I should mention that during this process , he slopped bleach and brown dye EVERYWHERE- on my forehead , on my cheek , on the table and on the mirror . His assistant also dropped the dye bucket on my shoulder .
What may happen after their bad experience ?

OUT: They will stay away from that salon .

IN: I had some moments of introspection related to turning a quarter - century old , the results of which were a little unsettling . Certainly I ' ve had many reasons to be bitter and unhappy in the past few months , but when did it become such a problem that friends are leaving more subtle hints about it ? Sigh ... it 's never good when you look in the mirror and are n't happy with what you ' ve become .
What do you know about the speaker ?

OUT:
The speaker is having problems with friends .