Question:
You 're always being watched . Makes it kind of hard if you need to stop when Mother Nature calls . And if you think that 's embarrassing , try explaining that you have to take a leak to the security guys in the Land Cruiser . Finally I just did charades for # 1 and he understood in about 2 seconds .

Why were you riding in a Land Cruiser ?
Answer:
I was getting a ride from the owner of the vehicle .

Question:
pocketnovel : Well kids , I have escaped Brooklyn and the bitchy roommate . A very kind friend was lovely enough last night to rent a car and come pick me up in Flatbush . Hilarity ensued . First we had to drag my three suitcases , two Target bags , messenger bag , handbag , and dog down five flights of stairs .

Why would the narrator be so sweaty ?
Answer:
She had to drag a lot of luggage .

Question:
Add more ingredients if you like . When the dough is just right , pinch off a piece and roll it between your hands until it forms a ball about the size of a jack 's ball . Children might like to invent a gatha for doing this !

What might I do with the dough balls once formed ?
Answer:
I might bake them in the oven .

Question:
So that gave Brother an idea for a stunt and he jumped up and claimed he could jump from one step to the other ( it was probably a meter between the two ) . I was very doubtful of said stunt but encourage none the less . So he lined himself up and leaped with grace and with arms flailing to show his theatrical - ness but then got his footing all wrong and ended up tripping his landing as his foot slid off the step and he went flying onto the ( empty ) road .

What type of person is my brother ?
Answer:
Someone who likes to show off .