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An example of an negative review: I have been a customer of Wells Fargo for a year and have deposited a good amount of money. Since now the economy sucks and I dont have a job my account overdrafted. I will be getting money on the 1st to pay off my overdraft. The overdraft department has called me non stop and been very rude, treating me like I am lower than dirt. Im sorry but I thought I was still a customer. Today Briane from that department hung up on me and was very rude. I cannot stand a business that treats their customers like best friends as long as you are giving them money but then are complete ass holes because of circumstance. I DO NOT RECOMEND THIS BANK TO ANYONE!!! I hate banks period but this one needs to be gone. This actual location has some of the nicest tellers but overall I HATE WELLS FARGO! I hope they all know they could be me tomorrow with no job.

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An example of an negative review: I would love to give the hummus here 5 stars it's really that good! However the 2 times I've gone though really deserves 2 stars. I would give the food 4 stars. The service though is slacking big time!!!! The first time I went the server was very awkward and talked wayyy too much. Even went on to say something about not ordering the flatbread because it has "way too many carbs" under his breath. Hello I'm a normal 20 something girl, yes I like to watch my figure, but I freaking love carbs! Thank you! Ha! It also took 15 minutes to get both of my friends cocktails! This isn't even an exaggeration because a lot of the food we ordered was out by the time they got them. As for my exact same cocktail that I ordered somehow got lost in translation. this place had barely anyone in it, I believe this was just the servers mistake at this point (no worries because everyone makes mistakes). What takes the cake though is he tried arguing with me how I never order one when all I did was ask politely where my cocktail was. Okay, so you didn't think I ordered one, but clearly I did, don't argue, just say sorry and go and reorder or order the cocktail I requested. There were a few other incidents with this server, I forget his name, but did not really set the tone for finer dining. After that time I wanted to go back with my boyfriend because venues really do deserve a second chances. (Even third! Sometimes.) The second time was much much busier, after waiting 25 minutes past our reservation time we were sat at a small two top table in the front of the restaurant, wasn't exactly what we pictured, but weren't going to be picky because we just wanted a romantic night! Some commotion started happening with the tables next to us, they looked as though they were setting up for a big party. Then a someone came to inform us that a huge bachelorette party was being seated next to us and wanted to know if we would like to move. We agreed that this was probably best, so we were moved to the chefs counter until another table was available. As the food we ordered at our old table started coming out to the new spot, everything seemed awkward at this point, and definitely a mood killer! We just wanted to be at an actual table eating and drinking the food we ordered! We were finally sat our [final] table and they told us they were moving our food, which they did; but somehow took a bit, and by that time most of it was cold. We were very polite the whole time, but the night just wasn't going as we'd hoped. After the shuffle around the restaurant by multiple servers/ managers/ and hosts. We got the bill and (not saying that they have to) but not even a cocktail was taken care of for the inconvenience. Not that it was expected, but honestly it would have smoothed the experience over for something as crazy as being moved 3 times in the middle of dinner. It was my boyfriends first time, and needless to say he isn't as forgiving as I am, and probably will not be back.

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An example of an negative review: I must be a big old food snob, because I ate at this place last night and thought it was awful. Unfortunately, my suspicions of a hotel restaurant were confirmed - way over priced, under flavored, and just very "meh" in general. We had a party of 8, and not only was the waiter rude and firm (No soup substitutions for salad, no split checks, no cake cutting in the back..), but the food was just yucky. Breadsticks were cheap oven baked kind with some sort of "garlic lard" spread on top, and the salad was over-dressed and you could tell it had been made in a 40-gallon drum at the beginning of the day. It was soggy and limp and NOT how a salad should be (Olive garden was better than this place - and that's saying a lot). The actual pasta was fine, nothing spectacular but I was surprised given how nasty the bread and salad were that the pasta was even palatable. Huge portions, but $16 for a plate of angel hair with tomatoes is absurd - a box of the dry pasta costs less than a buck! Now, normally I might say that ambience accounts for a lot of the cost, but this place was decked out in a mix between tacky tudor and TGI Friday. Save your money and go to Ellis Island on Koval St. for a $6.99 steak dinner. You'll be a lot happier.

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An example of an positive review: Sam Fox is making money hand over fist at this gem of a spot. We arrived late by lunch standard mid-week and the place was packed to the gills. It was a perfect day to sit on the patio. I loved the people watching . . . and dog watching. I wish we had brought ours with us. They, too, would have enjoyed it! Service was excellent, even at such a busy time. We ordered some sides to start, zucchini fries and sweet potato fries. The zukes were delicious, cooked in an ultra-lite batter and sprinkled with a little parmesan. The sweet potato fries were equally as good. Both were large portions! Not a meat lover, I ordered the ahi sandwich minus the slaw and avocado and topped with braised onions and wild mushrooms. Absolutely splendid! My hubby ordered the Kobe burger, a nicely seasoned chunk of Kobe covered with cheddar cheese and wild mushrooms. The best he's had in a long, long time, he said. I don't know where he put it, but my dear husband ordered the salted caramel shake. Wow is all I can say about the one "bite" I had . . . so thick and creamy . . . I was on Cloud Nine . . . and my husband was in a food coma afterwards! Yummy all the way around!