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Output: HOLY SH*T the bacon cheese rolls! amazballs!! good food and i liked the upscale atmosphere. Nice place for a really expensive date night

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Output: eh. I've been here twice. TOTALLY OVERRATED. Like, SOOOOOOOO OVERRATED. If you are 21 and asian (hey, i'm not discriminating, I'm just calling it how it is, BOTH times I was there, that's what I saw) then you may like it. I'm from L.A. and I don't go clubbing all the time, but I have been had my share of exclusive/hot/trendy clubs and this one def has the potential but there is WAYYY too much going on. The staff, the 4 flights of stairs, not any stairs, like metal stairs that crunch your feet and toes if you wear heels (i'm not joking. and girls, wear COMFORTABLE SHOES) The $16 or $17 dollar cocktails (but they don't make them weak, they have a heavy pour) and not being able to sit anywhere, and being sandwhiched between people constantly becuase it is soo packed is not fun for me or my friends. Again, I've been here twice and it as exactly the same both times. Asian people, no seats unless you have a table, and tons of people that isn't for someone that is clausterphobic. It's not fun. You just stand around and watch people. If you want to dance, you have about 3 centimeters of space. It's not worth it. Well, maybe for the view of the pool. That was the only perk to this club.

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Output: Piss poor service, and their gluten-free menu isn't really gluten-free. But if you like annoying undergrads, DLUX is for you!

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I'm not going to say much except you would be doing yourself a favor by walking about 30 yards to one of any number of other places up on Mt. Washington if you are looking for a great view, good food, or friendly service. If none of those things matter, I highly recommend.