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Output: I don't want to repeat what everyone else on here has been saying, re: cheap drinks, regular crowd, Cheers-type atmosphere, crappy-but-fun karaoke. That stuff is all true, as far as it goes. My guy and I live right down the street, and have been hanging out here pretty much every other weekend since July 2012. As such, we've spent a decent amount of cash and have even introduced a few new folks to the bar. After today, however, I'm never going back. We walked over, ready for some Sunday screwdrivers and some hang-out time with the regulars. We even brought a bunch of chocolate to share with everyone while we sat on the patio and caught up. I was carded- totally fair, since this particular bartender had never seen me before- and then... told my license had a weird address, that I couldn't be served, and that I had to leave the premises. Immediately. WHAT?! (For the record, I have an AZ license with an IL address. I asked the DMV lady if that was okay when I went and got the darn thing, and she assured me it was fine). The icing on the cake? The regulars we were going to hang out with didn't even speak up on my behalf! I walked out of there feeling embarrassed and confused- and ready to point anyone who asks to the Woodshed, a similar bar kitty-corner to Final Round. (The drinks are even a little cheaper). What the hell, guys? I know your regular clientele probably spends more money in a day than me and my boyfriend do in a month at your bar, but we were fairly loyal customers until this happened. Way to lose business and piss off some locals.

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Output: Update: Don C, the owner, replied to my comment with this: "Dear Anthony C, Thank you for your rant. Over 2100 guests redeemed their Groupons in the 90 days it ran. Since 1981 I have run D&C's with the guest always in my thoughts. Very happy to honor the $20.00 you spent. Best wishes, Don Carson" My reply was this: "Very happy to honor the $20 I spent, is Groupon fine print policy, so of course you are happy to do it. By not honoring the full $40 value, you lost any chance of my being a customer and all of my friends. Which since I've lived in oldtown since 2004 and go out daily to it's restaurants and bars is not a small number of people. There are too many other places that serve a great steak (bandera's, citizen public house, cowboy ciao, etc) You are correct, many other people did not get confused like I did. And I am happy for them. They are apparently more clever than I. I tried to come in. I heard your message on a Monday. I got confused. I lost out. If our roles were reversed, I would honor the full $40 groupon for you even if you were the ONLY person who got confused trying to come to my restaurant. Because I thought the purpose of a Groupon was to get new faces in the door. Especially one that lives walking distance from my establishment and yet has never been in. Finally, you say you always have the customer in your thoughts? Calling my review a rant is not good customer service. I hope that as folks read your reply they get a clearer picture of your customer service style. In my opinion my review describes events and my feelings about those events in a logical way, not as a rant." Now here is the best part: Groupon refunded me the $20. So while Don and Charlie's accused me of ranting, Groupon, who has a FAR larger customer base heard my story and decided a happy customer was worth the refund. They could have ignored my request given the huge number of clients they have and barely noticed my decreased spending with them. That is Excellence in Service and I will continue to be a very loyal Groupon customer. Groupon had this to say when I thanked them for my refund when D&C failed me: "Hey Anthony, Thank you so much for the feedback! We appreciate feedback in all forms, but it's all the more gratifying when it's positive. You've made my day, and we're so happy to have a customer like you. Thanks for your continued support! Take care, Shannon T. Groupon Customer Support" THIS is what fantastic customer service means. Groupon has my business forever. Not so D&Cs.

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Output: I checked this place out mainly because of the name. It implies that either cigars are made on the premises, or there is some connection to Partagas. The first definitely isn't true and the second apparently isn't either. I found a small selection of grossly overpriced cigars (close to three times what I would pay at the cigar shops I most often frequent). They may victimize people who stay on the Strip because there aren't many other places for them to choose from, but this local will never darken their door again.

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We went on a Saturday night with a group of 18 and it was packed with a line of at least 100 people. I was very disappointed with the quantity and quality of the food because the total came to over $51 dollars per person, which included a mandatory 18% gratuity and tax. To me, the 18% gratuity felt excessive at buffet restaurants when you are serving yourself. They had a raw bar which included oysters, clams, and several types of sashimi. The rest of the food was pretty standard fare, clam linguini, shrimp cocktail, a few Chinese dishes and a salad bar. The part that really disappointed me is that they only serve SNOW CRAB. WTF?!?!?! Where is the KING CRAB for over $50 dollars a head!!! I believe the best part of this buffet is the dessert station which included a few flavors of gelato and your usual cakes and creme puffs. Then again, the dessert bar wasn't that good either.