Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Ex Input:
The pixie - faced girl laughs. Someone

Ex Output:
bares her long teeth.

Ex Input:
He smiles and they kiss. He

Ex Output:
gazes after her lovingly as they approach.

Ex Input:
Someone looks on in amazement. The boy

Ex Output:
creeps into the basement.