If you're caught, you'll get suspended, banned, and hated. Most of all, you'll be remembered for what you did. Ouch!
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One-sentence summary -- Never scam!

You can do one of two things: sew up the bird and then stuff it, or pile the stuffing on it and then sew it up. Either way, fold the two edges of the bird back to the middle using heavy kitchen string to sew it up. You can make a needle out of a large paper clip, and use pliers to push and pull it through. Be sure to sew through both skin and some meat, because the skin will tear if you sew through that alone. You will be "sewing" up the bird where you made the first cut through the skin along the spine. Begin at the neck (wing) end and draw the string through both skin and meat on both sides and tie a knot to hold the two sides together. Then "sew" down the cut, pulling the two sides together. If you already piled the stuffing on top, continue sewing the bird shut. If you will be stuffing the bird now, stop before you get to the cavity, leaving the string and needle to one side. Stuff the bird (you may find it easier if you place it in the kitchen sink, but wash the sink first), sew the cavity shut, and tie off the string. After the bird is sewn up, flip it over so that it is breast side up. Because it has been deboned, the bird will look somewhat relaxed, and the legs will sag to the sides in a yoga-esque pose. You can use more kitchen string to tie up the legs into position. Even if you left the leg bones in, you may still want to put a tie around the legs. They lack the support from the entire skeletal structure and may still sag a little if not tied. If you roll the bird over and find that you DID punch through the breast skin, don't worry. Simply take out your needle and kitchen string and sew it up as best you can. It will still roast up deliciously! You can also tie the wings and legs together cross-ways to hold the bird together in the pan. There's no real wrong way to do it (as long as the ties are sturdily on, of course).
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One-sentence summary -- Stuff and sew up the bird. Tie up the legs. Sew up any accidental cuts.

The 20 minutes can be at any point during the day, but try not to split the 20 minutes up into smaller increments. Dedicating 20 minutes each day to reading (and sticking to it) will help turn reading into a habit. Set a timer for 20 minutesor 30 or 40 minutes, if desiredso that you know how long you've been reading. If you find yourself wanting to keep reading after the 20 minutes are up, keep going! Many times, you'll start reading before going to bed and will only get through a couple of pages before becoming too tired. By reading right after you wake up, you'll be much more alert and will be more interested in the book. Try reading both before bed and in the morning to take advantage of down time. There are lots of times you could be reading in your spare time, like when you're at the doctor's office, at a park, or waiting for a lunch date to show up. By keeping a book in your purse, car, briefcase, or backpack, you'll be able to read during any free moments you have. Reading during things like television commercial breaks will help you make use of even more reading time. If you take a bus, train, or other type of public transportation to work, bring a book with you to read during the commute. If someone else drives you to school, work, or other activities, use this time to get in some extra pages. While you can't read a book if you're driving, you can listen to the book on tape. Listening to an audiobook requires the same mental process as reading a book, so it's fine to do this. There are book apps that you can download on your phone, tablet, or computer, making it easy to read even if you don't have a physical book with you. Peruse the books available on these apps to find one that you're interested in. There are many books you can download on apps that are completely free, while others will cost money. If you download the app on all of your devices and read it on different ones, most apps will sync together, making it easy to pick up your reading spot no matter which device you're using.
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One-sentence summary -- Set aside at least 20 minutes of dedicated reading time each day. Read after you wake up as opposed to right before bed. Keep a book with you at all times. Take advantage of travel time. Use technology to fit in extra reading time.

Between your new note and the welcome note that came with the program, you should have two notes displayed in the center column of the program. At the top of this column there's a drop-down menu and a text box. To organize your notes by various parameters, use the drop-down menu. You can organize by tags, title, and more. Experiment with the options a little. To search for notes, type some text into the text box. Evernote will quickly scan all of your notes and display any that contain the text you typed. Evernote can even detect text printed on images, although this doesn't work reliably yet. Notebooks are collections of notes, organized by whatever criteria you want. Notebooks are listed in the left column. Create a new notebook. Name your new notebook whatever you want, and decide whether it will be accessible from all your devices, or local to this device only. The new notebook will appear in the list. You can't change these parameters once the notebook is created. There are two ways to do this: Right-click the top-level "Notebooks" entry and choose "Create notebook..." from the menu. Push the Insert key on your keyboard. Drag your note into your new notebook. To display it, click "All notebooks" or your original notebook in the left column. Drag the note from the center column on top of your new notebook in the left column. In the left column, below your notebooks, there's a collapsible menu called "Tags." Click it to see all the tags you've added to all your notes so far. Click on a tag to display all the notes with that tag in the center column. At the bottom of the left column there's a trash bin. Click on it to see any notes you've deleted. To bring back a note that was deleted by accident, click the note in the center column, and then click "Restore" at the top of the right column. To permanently delete a note, click the note in the center column, and then click "Erase" at the top of the right column. You will be asked to confirm your decision before Evernote erases the note.
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List your notes. Put your note in a new notebook. Search your tags. Clean up your notes.