Problem: Write a positive yelp review.
A: Since I moved to San Francisco, I have sometimes contemplated going to Phoenix, buying as many Rito's burritos as I could afford, and bringing them back to my freezer for emergencies. I LOVE this place. This is real Mexican food. They serve salad with the Mexican food here in the bay. If this place opened up on Geary in SF, there would be lines around the block! Have a Red Chili and bean burrito enchilada style with a taco. You will come back.

Problem: Write a positive yelp review.
A: I love this place, many, many lunches here when my office was nearby. Usually got the 1/2 chicken meal. The baba ganoush and hummus are excellent and very fresh. I found the chicken kabobs a little dry, but the beef and lamb was very good. I need to get back here soon!

Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A:
The Isthmus recommended them as a classic example of the Wisconsin tavern experience. Basically - it's an old house by the highway that's been turned into a bar. They've got a grill behind the bar, and lots of locals. There's also some seating and they will wait on you. Our cheerful and friendly waitress recommended the German burger. She made this recommendation as she was bringing out some other peoples' German burgers, sticking the plates under our noses and saying "German burger, you'll love em. They're the best." I remember seething, bubbling cheese, and my eyes watering as the kraut vapors encountered my retinas. My companion may have sneezed. Well - who could resist after that? So German burger it was. Was it any good? Who gives a fuck. Probably not. But we were determined to get our Wisconsin on, and we did just that. OH YAAAAH