Question:
I am alive , and in fact quite well . I spent a quick two weeks in NYC and am now back in la la land . When I got home in NY I discovered my locks had been changed .

Why is the narrator likely panicking ?
Answer:
They ca n't get into their place .

Question:
i think its because kyle.i do nt want to talk about it , there s really no reason to be sad , he did nt do anything.i just want him so much . and if i had the energy to write about everything that has happened , well , then , it seems like he wants me too , but sometimes . its so weird.but the other day he gave me THE look .

What is likely to happen in the relationship between Kyle and the narrator ?
Answer:
Kyle and the narrator are to go on a date .

Question:
Locusts ? My niece quit speaking to me back when the whole affair came to light because she said , " that could be me ! " and that was only after her husband accused me of coming onto him during Hanukkah . The old me was shocked but wanted to make sure he did n't feel embarrassed about what he was accusing me of so I kept stumbling over my shock and disbelief , the new me would have told him that he was out of his FUCKING MIND .

Why is the narrator upset at her brother - in - law ?
Answer:
He said she flirted with him .

Question:
I think I ' m in a win - win scenario , if I get the job I should have a good position and if I do n't I 'll probably be able to find positions closer to campus and save a fair bit of gas and driving time . I 'll know after Christmas what the story is and in the meantime I 'll think it over and see if that 's the position I want . Its been great to be home . I ' ve had a good time so far with Mom and the horses .

What may be the reason I want a job closer to campus ?
Answer:
I 'm a college student .