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An example of an negative review: I've gone here a few times to see bands. It's alright. The bar is fairly large, and they have volleyball outside. I've never been impressed with the barstaff. Not exactly running up to greet you and get your order, and the mixed drinks are always a bit off. I've never had any of the food, but I've heard it's decent. I will go here again if there's a band I want to see(because it's only a few blocks from home), but you'll never hear me say "Whadya say we go to the Tavern for a night of fun?!?!"

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An example of an negative review: I've always found the Museum of Modern Art to be fairly badly used, in that they choose some rather poor exhibitions to stage there. Last time I went it was the Edward Munch exhibition, which largely consisted of entire rooms holding the same image (predominantly the Scream) in a variety of different colour prints and not many (if any at all) original and finished pieces of art. I was more interested in the Gallery's more permanent exhibits, such as the giant metallic creature in the cafeteria. Exhibits tend to price in the range of 7-10, which, depending on the exhibition can seem reasonable or not, especially considering the more substantial National and Portrait Galleries are free. It's a shame because the venue is nice, set in some lovely surrounding grounds and just a little out of town. Just wish they would up the ante a little. Until a decent exhibition comes along, I'd recommend the Portrait Gallery over this.

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An example of an positive review: Stopped in for lunch today.. great service & food, even my meat & potatoes hubby was thrilled. We had the sauteed edamame, very good, but the fire from the chilis was starting to get overwhelming when the food arrived - great timing. I had the special, a Loch Duarte Salmon sandwich and Just Fries. First, the fries.. sheer perfection, and the pineapple ketchup was surprisingly delicious and perfect for such a hot day. The salmon sandwich was nicely balanced, with the bacon being beautifully caramelized and giving a nice smoky crunch that kept the salmon from being overpowering. I was expecting good, I got great instead. I was stuffed when I left, and I had half a sandwich and over half the fries left.. made me want to cry to leave it behind, but couldn't squeeze in another bite and didn't want to deal with leftovers. Hubby ordered the Ronin Burger and the Salt & Pepper Garlic fries. First his fries.. he couldn't leave them alone. As for the burger, he had ordered it medium and it arrived well done, but that didn't stop him from eating every single bite and practically moaning with ecstasy with each bite. He didn't even care that there was no ketchup or mustard on his burger, he just knew he was in heaven. We'll definitely be back.. and soon :D

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An example of an positive review: The bomb. Get a Neapolitan shake.