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Output: Loud, overpriced, and annoying. I wouldn't wish an afternoon there on my worst enemy.

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Output: I ordered take-out from Le Taj in Montreal the other day. I was in town for a week and was staying next door at the Ritz-Carleton. Their online menus had no prices and the girl on the phone said "it'll be about $20." I ordered one order of butter chicken. I got an individual white rice and naan bread with it. When I went to pick it up, it was $29 - that's with the 15% take-out discount. When I got back to my hotel room, I was expecting this to be the best Indian food I had ever eaten. It wasn't. I'm sorry? $30+ for one portion of flavourless butter chicken that was mediocre at best?.. Quite a rip-off. Luckily there are many Indian options in Montreal, this one certainly won't be on my list next time I'm in town.

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Output: First time I came to Gritz Cafe I brought my auntie, she loved it. Second time, I brought my big sister ... who is the biggest skeptic and food critic ... she said, "This is good food. Chicken is fresh and tasty and the waffles are good." Which means she loved it. I always love it too! Try the greens too, they are yummy. And like their sign reads, "Please be patient. Your food is cooked to order." So worth the wait!

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Yelp makes you add one star.. You can't give zero.. I have ordered from this location for 4 yrs.. It was ok service .. Never complained because it is dominos the fast food of pizza .. Tonight was ridiculous .. Ordered online (as always).. They called back with a question while I was out watering plants .. I called right back to tell them they did not get the order correct. Placed on hold 15 minutes... Hung up .. Doorbell rang with driver and incorrect pizza .. Ok .. I get it I will wait for the correct pizza.. Called dominos back .. They say no problem will send correct pizza at no charge... Pizza delivery guy comes 40 minutes later.. We say thanks and start eating .. Pizza guy comes back.. He says I need 16.99 ??? We say ummm no ..... they said no charge due to errors .. Called manager "Shelby". She stated it was because we didn't pick up the phone originally when they thought the order was incorrect!! HELLO!!! We called right back and held for 15 min!!! Tonight as a total we have been on the phone with dominos approximately 45 min to over an hour .. All for a simple pizza.. Never again .. No wonder this location had such a low rating .. I have been too easy on them.. I am in the customer service industry and have never encountered this low of customer value.. In fact .. Never wrote a yelp review before because I feel for the "other side" but tonight was the worst I have ever been treated.. Headed to a fast food joint to get something for dinner .. Don't call this place .. They could give. 2 sh***...and for the record .. I don't think "Shelby" is the manager .. She sounded exactly like the girl I was on hold with on call two.. Just sayin :)