Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A: Well this had to be the WORST doctor I ever went to in my lifetime. Zero eye contact. I wish I didn't waste my time with his bad manners and just today made the cherry on top to recieve a 880.00 bill for my workman's comp case. When I called to find out what all those drugs listed in the page was for. I was told it was for a test. Each test ran up the bill at 80 per drug. All the way up to 880! Should of saw this list of drugs! I find that ridiculous as all my life as professional chauffuer I've had to do drug test for hire and random required yearly by PUC and never were they 880.00! Well my workman's comp ole pay the bill as I plowed into those billing ladies today. But it's just the thought. No one asked for that test. And I find that price totally way way out there for a drug test. I also found his billing girl a snotty attitude as well because she couldn't get me to cop to that 880.00. I don't like giving these types of people my business. I ran a company complaint free since operation for over 12 years and I never treated my customers like this place does. I think this doctor is not playing a full deck. He seem weird and very odd. Never explains anything. Doesn't spend more than 4 minutes in the room. Goes to his halfway and starts talking to his recorder. I wish I read his reviews first before wasting my gas and time seeing this quack. No charge for the advice Dr. Cash. But you really need to pay for a charm school on how to treat others with respect. You have no regard for people's pain and injuries. Just that mighty dollar! Like the song goes. I'll walk the line!

Problem: Write a positive yelp review.
A: If I'm downtown when the sun's out, this is the best place to while the day away. It's now become a tradition, whenever we are in need of respite from the bustle, we'll steer towards our favorite spot at Lake Vista Cafe. The drinks are well made, reasonably priced, and you can enjoy one of the best views by the capitol. I haven't tried much of the food here, but the portobello frites were fantastic - crispy and flavorful. The bloody mary is impressive for a patio - it comes with a sausage stick and beer chaser among other things - and if you like fruitier drinks I recommend the frozen raspberry pina colada. As long as there's no private event going on at the terrace, this is a tranquil watering hole where you can chat with friends under the sun and away from the crowds.

Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A:
I was served an overfull iced coffee drink by an employee here today, who handed me a leaking cup which proceeded to drip all over my silk skirt before I'd even gone to get the straw. I asked for a cloth and some water to wipe off the coffee before it ruined my skirt, and she proceeded to give me a cloth which without my knowledge had been used with the very toxic product they use to disinfect the store. It ate through the silk of my skirt! When I proceeded to show her the damage it did, immediately, she said it was not her problem and that I could speak to a manager at the other Second Cup nearby, who proceeded to tell me that the product was not what ruined my skirt and that it was my problem. Talk about customer service. Thanks for ruining my over $700 Vanessa Bruno skirt which is sold out everywhere online. Never seen such abhorrent customer service in my life. Seriously livid.