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An example of an negative review: Slow, slow slow. Maybe good for the 80's, but if you have seen recent Cirque show (Not totem or Iris) this show is lame at best. The water is not used effectively to help tell the story...The clowns are cute, but won't keep you awake. Transitions take forever and once you go "O" because of the water, your going to fall asleep...Go see "ONE"!

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An example of an negative review: I'm thinking it was just an off night, but for this kind of money, off nights aren't really acceptable. First, it took forever just to get anyone to approach out table - no water, no menus, no offer of very expensive wine or drinks (and we wanted them!). Not particularly busy either, so I'm not sure what was going on. When we did get some service, we asked about wine and the waitress (although nice) didn't have much knowledge about the Pinots we asked about. Boo. Last time we dined here, the server gave us the most amazing wine experience along with the amazing meal. Moving on to the first course, my husband and I both ordered the iceberg wedge salad. Hard to go wrong with that, right? Nope. Worst part of the meal. Not only did it not have the avocado promised, but it was completely devoid of dressing. Further, the applewood smoked bacon was 100% fat and inedible. Avocado was brought out by the server's assistant, but we sort of gave up on the rest. Blech. The main dishes were excellent and well prepared, so we were all getting back to the happy spirit. Then came dessert and coffee. My husband started to order the same thing as I had (chocolate souffle) but then we agreed to get two different desserts and share them. He initially considered the banana bread pudding, then changed his mind and went with the PB & J chocolate cake since I don't like bananas. Out came the banana bread pudding, naturally. Also, the souffle is not at all rich in chocolate or the least bit memorable - definitely not worth the calories. Another member of our party had ordered coffee earlier in the meal and received a nice presentation of sugars and cream. When I later ordered decaf with the dessert and asked for cream and sugar, the server's assistant asked me if I could just use my friend's leftovers (and they were truly left over - not all that much to work with as the coffee is very strong and needs lots of both). Is it really that hard to bring a new presentation of sugar and cream with the $700 dinner? I think not. The setting, view and atmosphere are absolutely second to none, but overall, we were pretty disappointed and doubt we will go back unless we feel pretty sure this was just an off night.

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An example of an negative review: It's Starbucks, so....you know... they have coffee and tea and lots of things to sweeten it with. Except they never have the blonde roast even though it's on the menu (been there three times and theyve never had it.) Very odd hours, I think they dont open until 9 on Saturday. Note: it's Starbucks it needs to be open when people want coffee. It's new so the inside is nice but mostly homeless people just hang out on the patio during the many hours this Starbucks is not open.

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An example of an positive review: I've used Valley Interiors several times over the last four years for a number of projects with very good results. Recently they made some custom cushions for a unique elkhorn chair - very successful and at a very fair price-- and recovered dining chairs for my neighbor with excellent results. Overall, I've been very satisfied and have really enjoyed working with their management and associates.