Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: I had heard about this great Mexican restaurant called Filiberto's. Some of my friends seemed to talk endlessly about how good of drunk food they have. Last night, I was totally sober and looking for some quick food while on a short break from work. I recalled this location and my friends' words that it had great food. I sort of forgot they said 'drunk' food. I ordered an enchilada and burrito combo. I really don't know what to say about them besides it was remarkably unremarkable. I am not much of a cook myself but I felt that I could have made the same exact meal with minimal effort, possibly even make it better. I doubt I'll ever go here again. If I do, I will make sure to be at least slightly intoxicated. Maybe the food will taste better then.
Q: negative

A: My girlfriend and I ventured downtown to this spot because we were kindly given a $20 coupon by a friend of ours. Usually, we stay far away from chain restaurants and our experience reminded us why we do that. Our first experience through the door was to be looked down upon for not having a reservation for the half full dining room. HINT: a restaurant does not magically become upscale by being pretentious. It also would have helped if our waiter would have noticed we seated before 15 minutes went by. I am a food person and was highly disappointed by the fare. The good thing about chain restaurants is that they always seem to have some free food stuffs to keep you busy until your entre arrives. At Palomino we were treated to cold crushed tomatoes with raw onion stirred in. I think it was supposed to be some kind of italian inspired sauce to go with our cold, dry-ish, foccacia. That night we also received fried fish from the "seasonal and local" menu that was unbelievably salty and some scallop and shrimp fettucini alfredo that confused al dente with under cooked. The whole experience really made me glad not to be a traveling business person stuck sleeping in Mariotts and eating at over reaching, not as tasty, downtown olive gardens. I couldn't do that on a regular basis. Sorry guys.
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer: Probably the dirtiest restaurant that is really a bar I have ever seen. It would be like opening up a restaurant in the men's bathroom of Charlotte Motor Speed way during race week. The whole place is dirty (even your feet stick to the floor) in no way would I ever eat here.
Input: OPTIONS:
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Generate a negative review for a place
Output: This is not the best buffet on the strip, but it's also not that bad. There really isn't anything special about it other than affordability, a short wait time, and attentive waitresses. The food is so-so. There is not an elaborate spread. The sweets section is only average. I'd say go here for breakfast rather than lunch, because it's hard to mess up eggs and sausage.
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output: I've been selling at Buffalo for several years now, and while sometimes I walk away with a pocket of cash and others not so much, I've learned how to judge pretty well what they're looking for (seasonal items, condition, etc). After a good closet cleaning, I decided to bring a couple of bags of what I thought worthy down to BE. Let's see, after scrutinizing most pieces for a good 2 minutes, asking other sales associates to look things over, etc, I was able to sell five items - three with tags still attached. Guess how much "cash" they offered me? TEN DOLLARS. Ten dollars for FIVE items. Ten dollars for 2 dresses, 2 new tops, and 1 new belt. Are you freaking kidding me? What a rip! That means, if ten dollars is 35% of the trade, all five items will retail for a total combined cost of what, less than $35? What a total scam. Silly me was so shocked I just took my joke of a trade and left, but now I'm kicking myself for not demanding an itemized receipt to see what my items will "really" retail (cause they sure as hell won't only cost a combined $35). Also, I brought in this gorgeous yellow 100% silk dress purchased at Anthro for over $100, and they said that if I dry cleaned it and brought it back (to remove 2 TINY spots on the bottom hem of the dress) they would purchase it from me - for SEVEN DOLLARS. So I'll spend $8 to dry clean it and then sell it for $7? Silly me but that just doesn't seem to add up. Seriously, Buffalo, stop ripping people off. You just look like a jerk. People, if you're not worried so much about the money aspect and are just looking for a change in wardrobe, organize a Frock Swap with a huge group of friends. You're bound to find way cooler items for no cost at all, and it's super fun to boot. Or, if you are worried about money, consign with other shops (for example, My Sister's Closet), but sure as hell don't do business here.
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Did you ever want to try a new restaurant that was rated pretty well and found out that you should whip out the ol' Blackberry and log onto the site just to heave the thing across the room in the hopes of watching the communicative device shatter into a glorious spectacle of plastic and debris? Well this was the case in the following review I'm about to "drop" on you! The wife read about Chang's Hong Kong Cuisine that a "Yelper" had reviewed. We were planning a trip to Vegas and figured that we would try something different, as opposed to the usual buffets that we would normally head straight for. Innocently enough, we made a B-Line straight to Chang's once we arrived in Vegas and was anticipating a decent Dim Sum experience. Once we got there, we were left standing in the Foyer for a few minutes. During this time, I noticed that one of the servers arrived late from behind us and hadn't had the chance to clock in before she sat us. I just found that kinda funny and thought I would share this with you! =) As the Brunch progressed, the wife got really tiffed because the best Chinese team, in terms of timing and follow-through, in the Dim Sum industry decided that they would all take the day off and allow the lack-luster, slow, and incompetent crew work a solid day. Whoa is me! Service was slow, our tea order was really late, the food was sub-par, and most of all, my hot chili sauce was late! I loves me some hot chili sauce with my Dim Sum dumplins! I think that the highlight of our experience was when my wife finally threw in the towel and flagged down a Chinese lady and berated her with God knows what! I couldn't tell you what she said but service surely improved from that point on! God I love feisty Chinese women! The Dim Sum itself was not memorable and the chicken feet were like the worst things because it tasted breaded before braising. It felt and tasted gummy. The prices were great and its location was easy to find! It wasn't tucked in the corner of some sleezy shopping plaza that may be impossible to get into or out--to! The final note from me is that, all in all, I will not go out of my way to come back here. I think the only way I would is if a friend clocked me over the head with a baseball bat (preferably metal..my head might shatter a wooden one then I'll be left cleaning the bits of splintered wood from the carpet with a headache! Who wants that?!) and bribe the paramedics to drop us off here rather than the Hospital. Maybe this way I wouldn't mind the mediocre tasting food, but I'd probably bleed out before I get my chili sauce! =(