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Output: Big Black bugs in my bungalow room. They moved us up to a tower room.. the toilet was broken... Then moved us to a suite and housekeeping went through our stuff and took a pack of cigarettes. Staff rude. The only thing they got going is the wings. Will NEVER stay there again.

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Output: I was way too lazy and not up for going out to eat the Monday after Christmas so I decided to go online and order some Mamma Mia based on the reviews here on Yelp. I ordered the pizza, wings and soda special. The pizza was pepperoni with fresh basil on top and some hot wings with a 2 liter bottle of Pepsi. I also ordered 2 canolis. I completed my order at 6:15PM and was told, via email, that the food would be there at 6:55PM. Along comes 7:15PM and I'm wondering where the food is. 7:20 comes along and I hear a car. The delivery guy was sitting out in front of the house for about 5 minutes and I'm wondering....what the heck is up? He comes up to the door and hands me a pizza with 2 bags of stuff on top. I see "hot Wings" written on one and just figured the other bag was the canolis. I go inside for a second then thought...where is my soda? So I run out and tell the guy that I'm missing the Pepsi I ordered. He said he would come back after his other deliveries...ok, fair enough. I go inside and my friend had a salad out of one of the bags. I didn't order a salad! So I open the pizza and it's cold and just a plain pepperoni. What the heck is going on??? So I called them and told them my whole order was incorrect with the exception of the wings. About 5 minutes to 8 the delivery guy was there with my Soda, canolis and a tiramasu to make up for the lack of basil, which they said they were out of. Then he asked for the salad back because it was someone elses he had to deliver. Pizza, cold. Wings...not so hot...Canolis, too much stuffing and way the stuffing was way too thick, like frosting. Ah well, I had better hopes....Maybe they were busy? I won't chance ordering from here again to find out though. That was a 40 dollar loss...made me sad.

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Output: I despise this place. Cheese curds are disgusting. I think this is literally the only place that has ever made me fear that I was going to go into cardiac arrest after leaving. I haven't tried the custard, which is supposedly what they are best known for, so I can't rate it on that level, but the food is really gross.

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I am only giving 1 star due to the terrible service. There is one woman that works there in particular that is very unpleasant. No smiles. I had a return, within the given # of days, but she almost seemed personally offedned that I was returning it and was very short throughout the transaction... I love the merchandise and have purchased some great mosaic tile pots. I like the eclectic mix of items and will go back but will not expect good customer service.