Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: The pizza was just ok - not bad but not good. I have heard the philly cheese steak sandwich is good, so I may give this place another shot.
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A: Really!? Lion burgers? You should be ashamed of yourself!
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer: Today I had my Gf go to this so called business to get her brakes done and her oil changed. She left her hummer there and walked back to our house only to be called back to the shop no less than five minutes later. When she gets back to the shop, there is a puddle of liquid on the floor and the manager is stating that a bolt shot off and went through the trucks oil pan and damaged the trucks front differential mounts... As if it was a bullet. This led to a bill of $3500! They were charging $500 for the oil pan and gasket, a $200 part, r/r differential, oil cooler,r/r oil cooler, differential mounts and differential fluid exchange plus labor. When she denied that price as ridiculous, they dropped the price immediately to $2500,as if by magic, they could change the price of parts. And get this, the parts would be $1,400 and labor would be $1,100! The best shops around charge $90 labor an hour, so these people would be working for 13 hours? This was so ludicrous that I told her to take it elsewhere. When she said this, the manager immediately came out with another offer with a nervous look on his face stating that he would do it all for $1900, mind you he started this at $3500!!! My Gf said no and he immediately stated that if she got it cheaper elsewhere, they would match it and go even cheaper, as if trying to save whatever ounce of reputation they already didn't have. To put the icing in the cake, they stated that the vehicle could not be moved because the front tires had locked since the differential locked during the magic bullet bolt incident, however, when the tow truck driver shows up to take it to another shop, he looked under and said, "I don't see what the problem is fellas", then when he went to tow it, amazingly, the front tires rolled. Their explanation was that the tug of the tow truck had put the differential back in place... Amazing... These people take advantage of women from what the reviews say and I couldn't agree more. This place is run by scum bags and they better believe that I will not only be contacting the corporate office but I will also be contacting the better business Bureau. Our truck is now sitting in the Vegas auto care shop, where we should have gone to to begin with. Never go to this joke of a place with these criminals!
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Generate a positive review for a place
Output: Very authentic Mexican food. Sorry I can't say what I ate but it was great. The only thing they didn't have was con queso white cheese dip but they did have a great bean dip. Service was fantastic too.
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output: No bueno. No Flavor. I was disappointed with Mercardito. The flavors offered here fell short and bland on my tastebuds. The ambiance and service were great, but in all honestly, I wouldn't consider rushing my return. I was rather annoyed that the mediocre salsa and chips were not complimentary and had to be bought. Actually, the freshly made chips alone were fresh and the highlight of the evening - but that's saying more than enough. Here's what we tried: Queso fundido - baked chihuahua and oaxaca cheese, corn tortillas with short ribs $9.50. The cheese hardened immediately when it was brought to us, making the dish awkward to serve. They gave us a bare amount of short ribs; not to mention, the short ribs were bland and got lost in the hard cheese. Expensive, considering the amount of food they provide you with. Flavor rating 2/5 Tacos estilo baja - beer battered mahi mahi, chipotle aioli, Mexican style slaw $14.50. A major letdown. The menu advertised "crispy" beer battered - yet the fish were all super soggy once we received it. Also, the flavor profile was extremely basic; There was nothing memorable or unique about these tacos. The chipotle aioli didn't pop with flavor. It was flavorless, fell apart and nearly inedible. Also, the high price point, weak flavor, and small portion size of each taco didn't make any sense to me. I felt extremely misled and ripped-off. Flavor rating: 1/5 The Elote $4.50 (half an ear) oh man, was I deceived! The corn barely had any seasoning or cheese on it, super plain and even the corn kernels were tiny, not juicy and not very sweet. I would never recommend ordering this. Half of a corn for $4.50 has to be some cruel joke. Flavor rating: 0/5 We also had the "salsa tasting" with chips for $3.50 - they bring out the tiniest little dishes ever imaginable, that barely held any salsa in it. I mean, really, 2 dips and that's it? The tomatillo was our favorite as it was the most flavorful out of the bunch and then the habanero was our second favorite - I personally wished the habanero was spicy, but the flavor grew on me slowly as I continued to eat it. The chipotle and chile de arbol were too similar in taste for us to be able to distinguish between the two. The salsas were overall lacking a lot of flavor. Let's just put it this way; I've definitely had much better (cough: El Dorado Cantina). Flavor rating 3/5 When it's all said and done, I wouldn't recommend Mercardito for bright or authentic flavor. For flavorful Mexican cuisine, generous portions, with a great bang for your buck, I would highly recommend trying El Dorado Cantina - their salsa and chips are extremely fresh and flavorful (plus they're complimentary!) Also their menu offerings are created with a lot of soul and ton of flavor. Mercardito? I'll press the snooze button on that one.
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Do not for any reason to stay at this apartment complex. I initially had problems with moving in which they would not accommodate my pod. This was a major issue they didn't allow me to move in conveniently. Now I'm fighting the battle with ensuring that my cable works in my apartment complex at which point they have been notified and they have yet to fix the cable in my walls after a week of notification I cannot use Internet I cannot use TV I do not have access. This is completely unacceptable. On top of all of this I cannot get them to call me back ever.