Goal:
To safe money on hand soap use.
Answer:
Wrapping a rubber band around the neck of a soap dispenser will slow its flow, meaning you'll get an appropriate amount of soap with every pump rather than running through a bottle every week.

Goal:
make earrings
Answer:
take paperclips and tape to ear

Goal:
Remove grease from hands.
Answer:
Rub hands with baby oil.

Goal:
How does one get a piece of clothing to dry really quickly with a dryer.
Answer:
Hang the item up and take a hair dryer and move along it, without burning it by getting it too close.