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An example of an positive review: I just tried out their new spa side of the salon today. I got a full body, hour massage and it was great! Wayyy better than massage envy.

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An example of an negative review: Considering it's Vegas, this buffet needs to step it up. And I somewhat left hungry because nothing there was good besides my chocolate crepe. Bellagio's is much better!

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An example of an negative review: Holy crap this buffet is overrated. Top 10 in vegas? NOPE! We came here for lunch and it was about $32 a person. I dont mind paying the price but wow the food did not match the price tag at all! They have ready small plates/trays for you to pick up to control food portion but wow that seems like a lot of dishes to clean! The selection of food was very little. The food was just so so. From what I could remember, I tried their dim sum, sushi, tacos, mac and cheese, and salad. Also, having a complimentary drink was a nice touch but I would effeminately not come back here for lunch again. I wonder what their dinner has to offer? M resort has a way better buffet off of the strip and cheaper as well.

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An example of an negative review: I came the week before Thanksgiving, which generally feels like a off-season time, so many things were much quieter and less crowded overall in Vegas. Pros: My room was dead quiet. I never heard a peep from any other people my entire stay, let alone really saw any other people. The location was perfect - I prefer off the strip. Great decor. I picked this hotel for that reason - something different. Cozy, no gambling, or shows, or late night bars, just quiet. Ahhh... :) Free parking, free wifi....I think (noticed a funny charge for $100 this morning...) Cons: The CHILDREN in charge of checking people in need a lesson in manners and customer service. Extremely unhelpful. I booked through Priceline and paid the room in full MONTHS ahead. Even called days before to confirm my reservation. I get there after a 5hr drive and they say I need to pay $75/per night for "incidentals". I've NEVER been charged a fee that huge at a hotel. I didn't have an extra $150 as my paycheck didn't go through until midnight. They said they couldn't help me. I was able to convince them to charge me just $75 for the first night and that I would settle the second $75 in the morning - no f&*ing way was I going to sleep in my car till midnight when I had already paid for my room. That's just BAD BUSINESS. Stay somewhere else. The business ethics of this place are shady and the staff are bored apathetic teens.