input: Write a positive yelp review.
output: Objectively speaking, you cannot get around the fact that Sapphire is the largest strip club in Las Vegas, as well as in the state and quite possibly the whole planet. With so many exotic dancing bodies packed into one single space, you are bound to have a variety of selections, some of which is better than what you may find elsewhere. And thus without a doubt, applying the law of statistics in particular the Gaussian distribution, if you are looking for the best looking dancers to spend quality time with this is the place to visit. Around 68% of the girls will be average looking, however once you look hard enough into the +1sigma and even the +2sigma, you will most likely find more attractive girls here. With this in mind, here is the tradeoff: this club has large open spaces filled with comfy chairs and hence you won't get private lap dances unless you spend $$$ for the VIP time with the girls. It is very smokey inside the club so if you spend a lot of time here, be prepare to cut a few years off your life via second-hand smoke. I was inside for roughly 10 minutes and the absorption of smoke permeated all throughout my clothes, hair and skin. Eeek. Sapphire also has a pool that opens during the day in the summer, or so I've heard though I've never been to it. I don't think the girls lounging at the pool go topless either. Ladies and gentlemen, always remember to tip well. Dancers are workers who live off tips you know?!
input: Write a negative yelp review.
output: Ok - I want to be cool and like this place, but I am having a REALLY hard time. -the layout and environment are cool. it was like a NYC momfuku rip off, if you have ever been - i was dying for a dirty martini, sadly they have no olives. yup - no olives in a fully stocked bar -when i asked what a particular drink tasted like, I was told in a snooty way "Unicorns and magic." Well, it did not taste like that, at all. It tasked like cloves and ash tray and it was over $10. -the chalkboard appetizer item said "salmon,capers, dill, and all this other stuff." I thought it was a bruschetta of some sort - wrong, it was sashimi served with NO chopsticks. It is awkward eating sashimi with a fork -next, we go the cheese tray, of course they don't serve bread or crackers with it - another upset -i ordered the duck, something i save for only special occassions and i was really exctied -it was delvered cold over purreed carrots with peas. It looked and tasted like a nasty school lunch. the duck breast was tiny and lacked flavor. I asked for pepper and the waitress forgot. by the time i asked again, my meal was freezing -not ever going back! for those kinds of prices, i want a meal that leaves me satified and happy - not disgruntled and feeling cheated
input: Write a positive yelp review.
output:
Pretty standard car wash for a decent rate. I opted for the 11$ wash but there are cheaper options with the platinum priciest offer topping out at $15. Pretty reasonable comparatively. You sit in your car while it goes through the wash (which for Some reason terrified me!) It was a beautiful day so a little busy but it moves easily and never a bad wait. Good price and free vacuums to top it all off! There is also a shine center but I didn't stop by there so I'm not positive if it's free or not? But it looked like a great place to really detail your interior.