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Output: Well, if you've only got 10 minutes and desperately want something that resembles BBQ i guess this might be the place. However, a strong argument can be made that you'd just be better off with a McRib. I got a half rack with frozen fried okra and cole slaw fresh out of the tub. The three sauces I tried were sickly sweet but you'll want sauce 'cause the meat just doesn't bring much to the table. That's about all I can say about it. Did I mention they were fast? They're really, really fast. Faster than McDonald's so you might want to consider that in your decision making.

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Output: BEST POPCORN IVE EVER HAD!!!! If you like your food to be extremely flavorful like I do you have to try this place! I had the loaded baked potato and it was love at first bite. I brought some to work for my coworkers and everyone was obsessed with it. Although some thought it was a heart attack in a bag and would only try a piece, they all agreed it did taste great. The bag was done in less than half an hr. I definitely can't wait to try other flavors!

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Output: Wow! is all I can say about Circus Circus. Five days in Vegas and everyday I brought up going to see the infamous Circus Circus. I wanted to see old Vegas. On our last day in Vegas our group indulged me and we took a trip to Circus Circus. I remember as a child my friends talking about this cool casino in where the kids had a wonderland of arcade games and where circus acts are performing overhead while there parents play black jack. We rolled up to Circus Circus and I see all these cheesy old school Vegas lights. I was pumped up! As I walked in I couldnt believe my eyes. Circus Circus looked like a toxic waste dump. Sadly Circus Circus looked like an old prostitute who had her best days twenty years ago. The casino is completely outdated, dirty, and just looked like something sad. I caught the circus act which featured a decent performance but the presentation, stage, and lighting looked like it was from 1927. Walking upstairs I was afraid for all the children. I could never imagine letting my kids touch anything in this space. If you have never been you should at least pass by the casino. This place is historical in its own way so it deserves a visit. This is old Vegas but I would never eat, gamble, or stay in its hotel. Truely dissapointed.....

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I wish I could give Mido a higher review. I used to like coming here; it has a GREAT value; happy hour all day on weekdays; free miso soup, salad, and edamame with your meal; pretty decent sushi, like the Pancho Roll; and really friendly chefs. I used to really enjoy Mido as a family restaurant with a nice atmosphere. So I took some friends with me the other day when I took a trip down there. Some of friends were guys who love sushi and can eat a LOT, so they got the 20$ all-you-can-eat special (which is a really good deal). It was a disappointing experience. The sushi was very sloppily prepared and the quality of taste was none too great either. This would have been excusable, because for 20$ all you can eat, you can't really expect 5 star sushi every time. However, our biggest complaint was with the service. There's a waitress there, an older Asian woman, who was very abrupt and brusque. Some of our friends arrived a few minutes later then the rest of us, and she took a long time coming back to our table, even though the restaurant was empty. So the rest of us had our appetizers, edamame, soup, and drinks; she came back a few times to see if we were ready to order our sushi but paid no attention to the newcomers who were lacking in drinks or any of the other stuff. Finally, when we were giving her our sushi orders, I politely pointed out that our friends hadn't gotten their drinks yet. She replied rudely, "Yeah, I know, I already know that," and just walked off. Okay, not too big of a deal. So she brings us our stuff and my friends order their first round of all-you-can-eat-sushi. They finish it off and we're given the same ticket that we marked our orders on the first time. My friends thought this would be confusing, so when they were writing down their second orders (on the same ticket that still had our first), they put darkened circles next to the second orders. The waitress took the ticket without looking at it or pausing to confirm and just whisked off. Lo and behold, the order she brought back was the exact same rolls they had ordered the first time, not the ones they wanted to try for their second round. When we told her what had happened, she responded with extreme impatience and annoyance, pretty much just blaming us. Our friends didn't really want to eat the same rolls they had just had, so they asked her what they should do, because they were also hesitant to waste it. She said that we should just eat what we had ordered, so they were forced to eat the exact same rolls a second time. So then they ordered a third time, because there were still rolls they wanted to try and they had paid for all you can eat. When they told our waitress that they were ready to order a third round, she acted as if we were being absurd for wanting more. She was even ruder and more abrupt and snatched the ticket out of our hands. The more sushi we ordered, the more irritated she seemed to get. Are we not supposed to order all you can eat for the all you can eat deal?... Anyway, it was just a really unpleasant experience because of the service. The sushi was just okay, 3 stars at best, but there is a good variety of rolls at Mido that we unfortunately felt unable to try because it was like we were being persecuted for wanting to order more. Every "round" of ordering was only three or four rolls, two per person, so it wasn't like we were just marking up every roll on the list and stuffing our faces and eating the restaurant out of house and home. We never want to go back here, which makes me sad, because I used to really love Mido.