dude. danny masterson from that 70's show dj's here under the name, "donkey pizzle".

and you thought carrot top at the luxor was comedy! this shit is HILARIOUS!!!
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It was a Saturday Night and we met up with my bro-in-law and his friends. They were eating at the counter, first come first serve (I think). Luckily, 5 minutes after chatting, 2 people got up so that we could sit. (Bonus points for the purse hooks under the counter!) (Since China Poblano is located across Marquee, it was crazy to see how long the line was at 8:00PM!!) I'm only rating on a few items, because that is all we had to try. We ate a good brunch and some Sam Woo (boo) mid-afternoon..so we ordered only 2 tacos to try. I ordered the Pancita al Pastor Taco: slow-cooked pork belly/ pineapple $5.50 - I ate it in 2.5 bites! It was okay..NOT "GOOOD" like I was hoping. It didn't really satisfy my tastebuds. But the way they sliced the pineapple long ways and so thin was interesting. I did not feel that the taco was worth the $5.50. My hubby ordered the Viva China Taco: soft beef tendon/ Kumamoto oyster/scallions/ Sichuan peppercorn sauce $5.50 - done in 2 bites! He said is was VERY SALTY! Someone orderd the Papas Fritas with mole poblano / Mexican cream / queso fresco. Nothing to rave about. Just fries with the mentioned above ingredients. The best thing I tasted there was the Salt Air Margarita. Think Margarita Martini with a Salt foam topping instead of Salt Rim. Very eye catching too! A few weeks later, I found out, to my surprise, that my Mom's favorite Chef, Jose Andres owns China Poblano - which made it a little more dissapointing. The decor of lights, changing LCD picture frames, bicycle wheels was really different and neat. I don't know that I would come here again - because by the time we go to Vegas again, there will be more and other places to try. PS. What's with the warm tap water?? You would think they would have "normal" ice water.
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I'm really torn about this review for this hotel. It earned 5 big stars for their beautiful rooms, smoke free casino, restaurants, and Starwood Preferred guests lounge. We really LOVED out short stay here while on a business trip last July. My disappointments are with certain staff members and their cowardly hotel manager! I planned to surprise my GF with roses in our room upon arrival. I even called ahead of time to make sure the front desk /guest services would accept, sign, and delivery my FTD flowers to our room. At check out time, I kept calling downstairs to see what happened to the missing flowers. I had to pay $11.95 for internet access to find tracking on the FTD site. After speaking to a FTD customer service rep, they said it was delivered as promised. WTH? After we flew back home to CA, I immediately researched more. I wanted to see where my $80+ actually disappeared to! FTD gave me the name of the person who signed for it at the hotel. It was a lady in housekeeping. She NEVER gave it the front/ concierge desk. It remained there after we checked out. OK, I'm pissed, but having personal experience working in the hospitality & hotel industry, I know this could be fixed. Far from it! I continually called the hotel. I kept getting the run around and kept getting transferred and "accidentally" hung up on! They uni formally said the person I need to speak to is "off duty" and to call back at different times. When I did that, they amazingly happened to be too busy, at the moment, to speak to me. The hotel manager NEVER returned my calls (not even a voice mail) and through some lackey, asked if I would take Starwood Preferred points as compensation. I just wanted to speak and try to comprehend their WEAK communication and leadership skills. After several weeks, I just gave up entirely, and just wrote them off. I still have ALL my attempts documented with names, dates, times, and dept heads. Minuses- 1. They don't have an 800 toll free number! Which means it's LONG distance phone charges! 2. Valet parking is under the direct sizzling Vegas sun! I could have parked it myself...without tipping the guy! It was so hot in the car, you'd think Valet would be better in a covered garage. 3. Their lack of accountability was shameful!!!
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$35 for 2 shirts, 2 pants and 1 sweater? Wow! Short of getting a description on my receipt that my sweater was from Brooks Brothers (which I already knew) I'm not sure why it cost more than double what I would normally have paid back in Chicago. At these prices you would think that "heavy starch" was a no brainier, but they got that wrong (as the receipt showed) and gave me "light starch". I just moved here as a seasonal resident and decided to divide my dry cleaning into four equal piles and test out four cleaners less than minutes a way from each other. I'm not surprised that the other three all did a fine job at half the price....and I got heavy starch!!
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