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Output: I could not catch a break for nail salons on Thursday 2/27/14. I went in here after a horrible experience with service at the My Nail Spa across the street. The service was great in the fact that they were all pretty pleasant. BUT I got a polish change and it literally looks like a 10yr old painted them. They're very lumpy and blotchy. I explained this to the tech that did them and she immediately told me they're fine. After sitting under the dryer a bit I told her again, yeah no they don't look good to me. And she said that it was because they were still wet....now I'm no nail tech, but I've been getting my nails done for YEARS and hearing that they look like crap because they're wet was news to me. Mind you, it's now Friday and I'm certain they're dry and guess what? They still look like poo. I'm torn between going back and asking them to fix them, or just going to my normal spot and never trying out somewhere new. I'm sure they either won't fix them or they will talk about me the entire time. -.-

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Output: It's in a neighborhood that looks to be conducive to quality Mexican food. I mean crap, Chi Chi's Cabaret is right up the road (apparently). But I think the food failed to hit the mark in terms of outstanding Mexican/Sonoran fare. It was lackluster and not very tasty. Lots of decent reviews caused me to go out of my way to eat here with my family. The prices were a little steep for the food they gave. $12 dollar enchilada plates and $10 dinner specials. I'd have to say the stand out entree of the night was my plate. I ordered the MP-1 which was basically a Green Tamale dinner. It was actually pretty good. I like the hint of sweetness that is present in the masa. The beans were decent as well and tasted homemade not canned. But there wasn't anything very 'Green' in any of the flavor of the entree. Otherwise, everything was pretty standard. Service was great. Food came fast. But all in all, I wasn't knocked off my feet. I might possibly give this place another chance. I really did like the ambience and location. We'll see.

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Output: Roy's Aloha Hour was the newest addition this summer to this Asian-Fusion restaurant hailing from Hawai'i. On Mondays through Fridays, from 4:30 pm to 7 pm, $5 menu items for drinks and food are available. Of course, when we arrived the past Friday we didn't know about this special hour. So our dinner reservations (celebrating Restaurant Week) turned into a happy hour feast. Taking a seat outside to enjoy the warm late summer evening, we looked over the drink menus. With quite a selection, we began with: * 1988 "A tribute to our opening year in Honolulu. Perfectly balanced blend of tart grapefruit and tangy pomegranate with ABSOLUT Ruby Red Vodka, SOHO Lychee Liqueur and Patron Citronge Liqueur echoes the idyllic island lifestyle." (HH $5) - Delicious. This was the Husband's drink choice and I didn't give it a second thought because it had grapefruit in it. However, I caught a whiff of the lychee and couldn't resist taking a sip. It was good, without the bitterness of grapefruit. For my second drink and his, we both ordered one of these. * Mango Mojito "Fresh mango puree blended with Bacardi Limon Rum, hand-squeezed lime juice and freshly muddled mint." (HH $5) * Kalua Pork Grilled Cheese Sandwich "Garlic Parmesan Fries" (HH $5) - This was my first drink choice and it was decent. It wasn't as great as the 1988 though. Food bites: * Chicken & Shitake Mushroom Lettuce Wraps "Chili Hoisin Dipping Sauce" (HH $5) - A generous portion of bibb lettuce leaves and stuffing sat in a three sectioned platter along with the dipping sauce. It probably could have been presented a bit better. The lettuce wraps were okay, a bit too sweet though. The Husband found it to be rather mushy, and I would have to be agree. Not the highlight from this menu. * Crispy Mochiko Chicken Bites "Madras Curry Aioli" (HH $5) - Served in a bamboo steamer, a generous portion of chicken and dipping sauce arrived. I was pleasantly surprised by the tasty chicken and the sauce complemented it nicely. * Spicy Tuna Roll "Spicy Tuna, Cucumber, Kaiware" (HH $5) - A simple roll cut into 8 pieces, but very good. They do their sushi rice well here. We ordered another one. * Japanese Shishito Peppers "Sweet Su Miso Sauce" (HH $5) - A surprise and delightful find. We've had this elsewhere, but it was so much better here. So good we ordered another. I didn't use the dipping sauce, rather I dipped it back in the sauce it came in. * Kalua Pork Grilled Cheese Sandwich "Garlic Parmesan Fries" (HH $5) - Sliced into two triangles, the sandwich looked exciting from across the table. Then I noticed the bread, it's a lot thicker and softer, and I prefer it crispier as well. The shredded cheese wasn't melted all the way, which I think contributed to the lack of gooeyness one expects from a grilled cheese sandwich. I didn't even notice the pork in the sandwich as a result. The fries were good though. Service was okay, not as stellar as I have expected from the Roy's chain though. 3.5 stars.

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When I first moved to Las Vegas SkinnyFATS was at the top of my bookmarked list. After looking over the menu I was intrigued by the protein pancakes. Not many breakfast places offer this type of option. My protein pancakes may have been packed with healthy ingredients but like another reviewer said I was hoping for more health information on the pancakes. Are the protein pancakes on the healthy side because they are high in protein and rich in nutrients? Made with whole grains or oats instead of white flour? The pancakes were tasty but I could barely finish one because they were dense and heavy. I did not like the turkey bacon because it was too salty and I am not a huge fan of agave syrup in general because I just think it is too sweet. If the pancakes were less sweet it may have worked better but because the pancakes were sweet on their own I could not eat it with the agave syrup. On my last visit I custom made a 24 oz shake with strawberry, frozen yogurt, kale, and banana. The shake tasted sour but not in a good way. I could not make out the kale and overall it was a sour tasteless banana strawberry smoothie. After looking over the menu and tasting a few of the items I am not sold on the healthy side of the menu. I think most of their healthy items lean more towards being fat free, low calorie, and sugar free. Some of their breads and tortillas are listed as wheat which can refer to anything that is wheat and usually has the nutrients removed. None of which are healthy or valuable to the body.