VICTORYThe history final was so goddamn easy . It 's okay that I do n't know shit about the Cold War because I did well enough on everything else . That was the last thing I had to do . So now I ' m completely done with my first semester of college .

A: What exam did the narrator have to take in college ?

So you heard about my sleepless night . Well after my short slumber that followed from near exhaustion , I woke to the alarm ringing at 6:55 am . I was confused for a time to find that the alarm was not near bye .

A: What does the author have trouble with ?

The sharp tone of the two indicated they were having a fight . He loved observing human - human interaction so he decided to pay attention to what was said ; besides , the boy 's voice was irresistible . " I see no reason why my dog ca n't stay here with me ; it 's a completely harmless pet and never attacked anybody . I ca n't just leave him outside in the cold , he 'll probably feel lonely ! "

A: What is a possible outcome of this argument about the dog ?

Why do they want to die ? ! You 'd think I lived on Christmas Island or something , the way crabs recklessly dash out onto the pavement during this time of year . They 're worse than squirrels , seriously .

A:
Why is the narrator having to dodge items while traveling ?