input: Write a negative yelp review.
output: I've definitely experienced better than this 4-5 star hotel. Came to Vegas for the weekend for my girlfriend's bachelorette, and last time we came, we stayed at the Venetian. I've heard the Palazzo better than the Venetian, so I was really excited to stay here. We arrived at around noon, but our room wasn't ready yet so we dropped our bags off. We hung out at Fashion Show Mall, got a little something to eat and drink, and passed enough time to hopefully have them get our room ready. Wrong. They were super late with their check ins, and didn't offer any information on when they thought our room would be ready by. We spent an hour waiting at the hotel, and they finally hooked us up with a strip view suite. Awesome, but really how much was I going to be in the room? Finally got the keys, super excited to lay in bed for a bit, and the first thing I see are someone else's dirty flip flops on the dresser. GROSS! What is this, the travelodge?? Lastly, we didn't get our bags until almost an hour later! We didn't get to have the dinner we wanted, and ended up getting tired due to all the waiting. $200 a night is just not worth it! I'll be looking elsewhere for my next trip!
input: Write a positive yelp review.
output: I had my first "intro" massage for $39 (now $49) at this location 11/09. My therapist was pretty good, nothing special. I signed up for the 1 year contract, and was under the impression I'd be charged $39.00/mo. It was $54.00 per month. I have gone back several times. You can use 1/2 a prepaid massage for an 80 minute treatment, which is cool. DON'T CANCEL your appt. the same day or not show, because you'll forfeit it (something they don't TELL you about when you sign up, but I'm sure it's in the fine print.) The quality of the massage depends on the therapist. I asked for an experienced one in the beginning & now have my favorite therapists, which you can request. If you do so, I suggest requesting them far in advance. The ambiance is nothing special,; standard waiting area that is quiet. They don't have a water dispenser in the lobby anymore like they used to. Your therapist gives you water in this tiny cup after your massage. Each room has the same music piped into it, and some therapists enhance it by putting a CD on (waves, rain, etc.). Some therapists also burn incense, and give you little extras that they have incorporates into their style (wrapping your feet in hot towels, etc.) Overall, I think you get what you pay for, and it's pretty good. My chief complaint is the mostly 'read from the script' youngsters they have working the desk. None of them display any kind of personality when you are checking in/out. It would be nice if the company offered their clients who renew their contracts some sort of coupons or incentives once in awhile, i.e. free aromatherapy, free upgrade to hot stones, etc.
input: Write a positive yelp review.
output:
I really enjoyed our lunch. We had the wings (sorry no picture--we were so hungry) then I had the salmon plate and others at our table had sliders, roasted garlic, and tuna melt. I loved my salmon. So delicious! I asked for gluten free so they added extra veggies. My partner said the sliders were just a touch dry. Great beer selection and friendly service. It took a while to get our check. Really cool design. Great job on the refurb.