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Output: After going to this location over 100 times over 8 years they finally did it. Made a bad enough experience for us to never go back. Service was good, but it did take a long time to get our food(25mins) for not having every seat filled. Only waited that long for food here once before. Iced tea was old and tasted bad. Correction: I was told they were gonna make more. They didn't and I drank water. Must have served the rest of it to customers that didn't say anything. Stuffed french toast was made with stale bread Correction: Manager that rang us up told us that they sometimes put stale bread in by accident. No comp, just "I'm sorry" 5 times. Bacon was a joke, thin and fatty. Didn't complain because thats just the crap they serve everyone. Should have just went to Bill Johnsons across the street. Bacon is better and of all things, the pancakes are better. See ya IHOP

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Output: This is the strangest show on the strip. I don't understand what a box of Captain Crunch has to do to with anything, but that's the way of the show. It is outlandish and weird. You don't really know what you are in for until you watch it. I liked the elaborate musical ending, but that was about it. The humor was awkward, dry humor. You kind of have to assume what the guys are thinking or implying because they don't talk at all during the show. My fiance loved it because that is his type of humor. It wasn't really for me. I want to know what is going to happen during the show. I liked the drumming, but that can only entertain you for so long. If I really wanted that, I would have watched Stomp. Overall, I think guys will enjoy this show more than girls. One cool thing is that some of them go out in the hallway after the performance and you can take pictures with them!

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Output: I was a bit skeptical about boarding my dog since I take him wherever I go but I heard rave reviews this place. That being said, I was a tad nervous when taking my dog there last summer. The staff was extremely friendly and understanding about my apprehension about leaving my dog and I thank them for that. When I was away, they emailed me a picture of my dog so I could see he was doing well (plus you can go online and see them on their webcam during play time) They also offer additional packages with more play time, ice cream doggie treats, bed time stories (don't laugh, thats just cute) and more. My dog was so happy when I went to pick up, I think he was even smiling! I think their prices are pretty reasonable for overnight stay compared to some other joints in the area and have taken him there a few times since. Best Friends also offers your pets first night free which is pretty sweet seeing that I have nothing against saving $$$$ here and there and they provide you with a report card when you pick them up--again--cute!! Even though I dont like near there anymore, I would definitely go there again and can't recommend them enough.

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Horrible service! Waiting for table to be cleaned and wait 15 min to find out table was given to another couple! Order food and waiter doesn't speak any English and leaves are table and doesn't send another waiter until I find someone myself..then doesn't bring drinks out while everyone in place is screaming drunk to the lame karaoke..after waiting forever to get food I have to take my drink to bar to ask for anther because no one will come back to out table then I ask why we haven't even gotten out appetizers to find out their going to be serving everything we ordered at once..this is crazy I've never had such horrible service with them before and have been here serval times and this will most definitely be the last time I come.