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An example of an negative review: wow i was basically jipped $400. I thought I was only going to have to pay $55 for my test but apparently i had to pay a $60 fee as well as a $95 fee because i have astigmatism? They didnt even check my eyes for anything!!!! They just gave me contacts and the optometrist checked if they fit and that was it. Then this one lady was telling me about discounts and i dont know what else so i just went with it. The only reason I gave it at least one star was because the contacts feel better than the ones i got last time.

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An example of an negative review: I have to say, this was some of the worst service I've ever had at a local restaurant: -Our waitress got my drink order wrong twice, never brought my companion's drink, brought the wrong kids meal, and was surly each time she approached our table - which wasn't often. -The restaurant was practically empty, yet it took 40 minutes for our food to arrive. -Neither the waitress nor any other staff member ever stopped by to let us know what was going on or apologize for the delay, though we had hungry toddlers waiting. -When we arrived, they told us they don't seat people downstairs in the daytime, yet a group came in half an hour later and was seated downstairs - and received their food before we did! -They tried to argue with me when (after 40 minutes) I told them to cancel my daughter's order, box whatever food was ready, and bring the check. -When I arrived home with my food, I found that the $7 appetizer I bought consisted of three tiny pieces and a clump of greens - for twice the cost of a slice of their mediocre, dry pizza. For being billed as a "family" pizza place, they were anything but family-friendly. The food is of poor to middling quality at a premiere price tag. I will never visit this restaurant again, and would not recommend it to anyone I know. If you need a replacement venue, Cafe Porta Alba offers a far superior pizza experience for both foodies and their families.

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An example of an negative review: For some reason my co-workers continue to want to order food from this restaurant every Friday when the boss is buying. All free lunches have their tradeoffs, and for me, this one is no longer worth it. On a couple of occasions I have tried the individual pizzas, which taste a lot like the cardboard they come in. One of my office mates raves about the meat ravioli; tried that once and as another reviewer indicated, it tasted like it came out of a can. I am going out to lunch today and buying my own food (better to escape the smell of raw onions one of these "ladies" likes to cram onto her meatball sub). In the several times I have tried to order off this menu it seems like something listed doesn't actually exist in their restaurant. No, we don't have sun dried tomatoes; no, we don't have balsamic dressing... Today I thought I would just get a salad, but I didn't want the heavy garlicky dressing that they usually thrust upon you and asked for olive oil instead. I was advised they don't have olive oil. I understand maybe in this neighborhood the sun dried tomatoes aren't a popular item, that they might be out of balsamic (actually I don't really because, although they have been listed on the print and online menu for the last 8 months, they never have had those effing tomatoes). However, how can any Italian restaurant not have olive oil? The descriptions for a couple of their dressings mention that they are made in house. Perhaps these people use canola oil in their dressings rather than olive oil, which sounds kind of Italian. It's actually Canadian - in case you were wondering.

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An example of an negative review: Went for complete detail and asked to be called when they had finished. 5 hours later I go to check on my car and was told its been sitting waiting for an hour already with no call. The worst part is that there was still dirt in the vents, grass particles in the carpet, and the seats didn't look any cleaner than when I took them the car. They didn't wax the exterior, clean between the rims struts, or even dry the windows. DO NOT WASTE YOUR TIME AND MONEY. After arguing with the ticket writer, who by the way said he was the manager and wasn't, the manager gave me another full detail voucher. IT WILL NOT BE USED. My 2011 WRX will be detailed by true professional next time. Not a car wash detail place, never again.