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Output: Disorganized. Disgusting. But friendly, and the price is right. Several open tables, yet still a 20 minute wait. Almost as many staff as customers, yet you have to physically grab one of them to get some attention. My bananas foster french toast had maybe 10 paper thin slivers of bananas and was swimming in caramel sauce to the point it filled my plate. It was disgusting. I kid you not - I literally washed the caramel sauce off my french toast with maple syrup to lighten things up. Their coffee is just nasty; reminiscent of my grandma's and bad even loaded with cream and sugar. Staff are some of the nicest people you'd want to be around, unless you're relying on them to serve you breakfast. Prices are probably the best in North Scotts. for breakfast. Yes, I'd go back. It's possible they're still settling into the new location, and they seem to have the right attitude to eventually get things running smoothly.

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Output: It was OK. A Mexican restaurant without con queso is crazy! Food was average at best. Service was good and the strawberry margarita was good but the food was not impressive.

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Output: My BFF and I stayed a couple of nites at this horrible hotel. The front desk clerks didn't have a smile on their faces, and the Avis person had such a sour look on her face that it was awful.

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Umami always delivers when I am hankering for some solid food. My go to dishes are usually the pork burns along with the chicken and shrimp dumplings. I feel the pork buns are some of the best in town. The fattyness of the pork offset by the sliced cucumbers and hoisin sauce make it incredibly addicting. This time, my girlfriend and I also went with the tuna poke. Served with some variation of a chip, the tuna was fresh and evenly sauced with soy and sesame oil. While I still feel the pork buns ruled the night, the poke was a nice change of pace. Umami also is one of the few places that serves up Hitachino beer (little owl) so that is always a plus.