Problem: Write a positive (OPTIONS:
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A: Garcia's is a comfortable respite from all the cheesy Mexican food joints (probably a hundred or so) in the area. The decor, ambiance, and uniformed servers all give Garcia's a solid four stars. The food? It depends. Order one their signature items and you can't go wrong. Any of the combination lunch plates, chimis, or burritos...all good. On this day I ordered a bowl of red chile. It arrived lukewarm but I didn't care since I was hungry enough to eat the ass out a dead and rotting rhino. I inhaled it. Then proceeded to make my guests nervous as I sat and stared at the food on their plates. I'm guessing they liked their food too as they slowly did the hand-plate wraparound, overtly signaling how I should back the fuck off. No problem, I ate an entire basket of chips. And when I finished them, they brought me another. I had three diet cokes, two baskets of chips and a bowl of red chile. I haven't a clue as to what any of it cost since one of the guys I went to lunch with is richer than God himself and I knew he'd pay. I know, it's fucked up for me to think like that, but I really didn't want to get into a pissing contest with him over a bowl of red chile and some free chips. Not classy. Neither is throwing up in the parking lot for that matter. I think I have an ulcer. I really need to get it checked out. I hate my life. I wish I was a matador or something.
Q: negative

A: The service, where do I start?!? Waited 20 minutes to be told by the waiter that our order had been "cut" and the kitchen was just starting it. The place was totally dead during this ordeal. Saw the waiter spend that prior 20 minutes talking to staff. Seems more likely he forgot to put it into the kitchen. Overall the food was ok but not enough to make up for crappy service. They did offer a discount ($4 off an order for 2) to make up for the service. I don't think we'll be back.
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer: I didn't know Panda Express served food in porcelain plates.
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Output: I really like this coffee shop! I have been here a few times when my band has played in town! It's a great coffee shop with lots of options on food, and drinks! The coffee is fantastic, service is great, and it's a great place to kill a few hours working! Lots of outlets, clean bathrooms, and great service!
input: Write a positive yelp review (OPTIONS:
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output: A+ !! Great friendly service! and my golly are the portions HUGE! and the price is RIGHT! lunch specials are super cheap and worth every penny spent. I am definitely a fan (:
Q: negative

A:
NEVER AGAIN. My car broke down so I needed a cab to get to work, mind you, I live no more than 10 minutes from my job, and in those 10 minutes, I managed to somehow get harassed beyond measures. First he started off with friendly conversation, which I politely went along with, but then he starts throwing in the "you're soooo pretty" comments, making me extremely uncomfortable. In an attempt to change topics, I asked how late they do pickups because I might need another cab to get home. He replies with (exact words) "From my cab, I can only do pick-ups until 2am, but I can pick you up from my personal car whenever you like" he then proceeded to wink at me and wrote down his cell phone number. Total creep! I suggest taking your business elsewhere.