Problem: Jeffrey hired Michael to clean their floors because

My choice: Jeffrey was going on a long vacation.

Problem: Joel chased Kenneth around the room while holding a spider and laughing because

My choice: Joel is a jerk.

Problem: The roast burned in the oven, so he tried the furnace instead, as the

My choice: furnace had manageable heat.

Problem: I always think that dust is worse than dirt because the

My choice:
dust can get in the air.