Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A: This was our first visit here and it seemed great and nice but coming in early when they open still doesn't account for a lack of staff members to accommodate for guests. We arrived and sat down at 11:30am and got our chips'n salsa 35min later. Then another 45min for our food to arrive. Almost pushed the envelope of just walking out and choosing another place to eat. Food wasn't bad but what else after waiting an hour and twenty minutes for food in an otherwise empty restaurant. Now, as I write this we're done with our food and almost 2hrs in this place we've been put on the waiting table again just for the bill. This place may be popping other times of the day when more staff are in but it does not mean you shouldn't have enough staff at any time your open. The two stars are only for the service and waiting times otherwise the food itself is nothing to Bragg about so it gets a 3.5 for food and drinks.

Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A: I visited here yesterday while waiting for my flight at Gate B. I haven't had anything to eat all morning and ordered a chocolate scone and Tazo tea. The tea was normal as expected and the chocolate scone tasted decent. However, an hour after I finished eating, I wasn't feeling very well. Fortunately, the feeling passed a few hours later.

Problem: Write a positive yelp review.
A:
Lulu's is a little sidebar, bistro-like spot adjacent to Metro Pizza. Cozy and inviting, there are a few two-seat tables, a long winding multi-seat counter, and a pub style table for larger groups. A couple of tables are available on the patio for those so inclined to eat outside as well. A lovely, chirpy lady flutters behind the counter, welcoming all who enter with a warm and genuine hello, and addresses everyone as "baby." It's truly charming. After receiving our gratuitous greeting, this dahling hostess graciously went over the menu with us. A cold display case showcases the selections. Now, if I had anything negative to say about this place, it's that the plates of food inside this case are not doing Lulu's any favors. I don't know if they're wax mock-ups or actual plates of food, but they didn't look appetizing at all. Had those displays been our only basis in deciding to eat there, we may have turned tail and ran. But the reviews of this jizzy are on point, and the little lady in the big-rim glasses is uber confident in the food she is serving. As it turns out, she has every right to be. We placed our order and were handed this funky little glittery soda bottle with a rabbit card sticking out of the top. Cute, eclectic, memorable. We first sat at one of the tables, but the seats were a little low for our liking, so we opted to sit at the counter. The tabletop-to-feed your face ratio was much better. The food arrived quickly, served by another team member who appeared to truly enjoy her job. I had the breakfast burrito, and Justin chose the Big Poppa burrito. We've all had breakfast burritos. And we've all cut into a breakfast burrito where the outer edge is six layers of folded tortilla. That wasn't the case here a'tall. A laser guided, precision incision into the corner of my burrito revealed a pocket full of cheese, beans, pork and other fillings. Pipin' hot and full of flavor, the burrito was stuffed full of tasty fixings. The warm salsa verde added just the right amount of kick, and there was no skimping on the meat. The verde was so good, we asked for an extra side of it! Justin's Big Poppa was the same - robust, filling and full of flavor. I helped myself to two bites of his! After we'd gone and engorged ourselves, we sat for a few minutes and enjoyed the ambiance of the place. Although it's busy and bustling, the crew are never harried. They're efficient, courteous, and professional. And the food is generous, delicious, and fulfilling. But I believe the success of Lulu's is due to the personality behind the counter. The sweet little lady in the big spectacles is Lulu's secret weapon. She treats everyone like family; as if we're coming to visit for a home cooked meal.