Input: What would be an example of an positive review?

An example of an positive review: I'm not going to sit here and try to explain this barber shop for the three-quillionth time. Either you've been here and you liked it and we're already on the same page about it being the best in downtown Phoenix, or you haven't, in which case, you really should (which needs to be soon). If somehow you've been here and didn't enjoy it, please go read something else. Not kidding. Great service, kind people, good prices, and great quality. If you live in downtown Phoenix, I highly recommend Central Barber Shop.

Input: What would be an example of an negative review?

An example of an negative review: It's open 24 hours, it has generic food, hardware, and medicinal items for a reasonable price, and they're good about returns - end of positive comments. Start of negatives: -it takes up too much space -that space takes forever to travel over -workers only serve three purposes: collect funds, re-stock, loss prevention -these three purposes don't include service or helpful suggestions -they're more concerned with loss prevention than you're shopping experience Why do these matter? I used to think for the items wal-mart sells that it didn't. Then I realized how annoying it is to have that old lady who wears too much make-up check my one bag which I paid for in front of her and in spite of my two years of patronage at this location. Nobody likes the "secret" shopper who rolls up next to you with a baseball cap and checks out the gardening magazines at 2:00 am in Henderson, nv. Seriously, nothing at wal-mart is even worth stealing. Maybe that's the problem. Maybe that's why your stock has gone nowheresville the last few years. That's right, you can't sell items for a higher margin if I wouldn't even bother consider to steal them. I definitely can't pay more for items that I don't know I want if nobody suggests them. I certainly don't want to come into the store more if I'm looked at as a potential theft risk. Good luck in Africa though! Ever heard of "drawing blood from a stone"?

Input: What would be an example of an negative review?

An example of an negative review: Don't go on a busy night, unless you like to pay $25 for overdone steak, undercooked (raw, lumpy)mashed potatoes and an overcooked (microwaved) lobster tail that was about 3 inches in length. Green beans looked good but were cold and stringy. Husband ordered salmon (which was good) but rice was chewy and undercooked. We both had margaritas, which were served in highball glasses and tasted like a shot of tequila over ice! Service was slow. Never again on New Years Eve at 6:30!

Input: What would be an example of an positive review?
An example of an positive review: Traditional deli, great quality meats and fresh breads. Excellent home made soups. Beef on weck (buffalo fav) was done right! Will be back for sure.