Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: Typical crappy tourist-town service with only slightly above average tourist-town quality. I came for a late Monday lunch and was hoping to grab a patio table and do some people watching on the sidewalk. The cafe tables near the door didn't have waitress service and are right under some needlessly loud speakers. There were a handfull of tables in the enclosed patio area that just needed to be cleared. I waited a good 10 minutes for the tables to be cleared on a day that wasn't that busy. The only person cleaning tables was a super skinny waitress who clearly loathed the idea of clearing tables. Watching her apathy was one of the only highlights of the afternoon. The hostess was unapologetic. Eventually I asked her if the restaurant had busboys today. Her answer was apathetic, too. So I took one of the only open seats at the bar with my back to the street, and ordered. The food was only slightly better than the food you'll get at the average "ethnic" restaurant in a tourist town. The rice was surprisingly and confusingly garlic-ey. The beef burrito was meh, and tasted a little bit like freezer burn. It was shredded beef, not "steak " like the menu says. The Cadalic margarita was average. $18 for the burrito. $15 for the margarita. Why do I put up with this on-strip wallet abuse? The pretty and pierced bartender was friendly and helpful, but I got the feeling it was due to her own good personality, not training or expectations of the restaurant. Overall feeling: Pay (and save) $10 for a cab and use Yelp to find a Mexican restaurant elsewhere that cares about quality and service. And I hope the bartender finds a place that deserves her.
Q: positive

A: This has to be one of my favorite places to eat! The food is very very flavorful and plentiful. Try the schnitzel. Fresh and hand made. They make everything from scratch here. The food takes quite awhile to come to the tables, but it is all hand made from scratch. They even have board and card games to play while you wait for your food. Have questions about anything and all you have to do is ask Kris at the counter. Everything you try here, you will like. I will eat anything here and wish I lived closer, I would definitely eat there more often.
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer: I have been here a couple of times now, and it's...okay. The first time I went, I had a burger and fries and they were so-so. Nothing special, but good enough. The second time I went, just this past week, I only had a couple of beers. I will say that their beer selection is...bad. Rickards, Molson, and a few others. Very uninspired and mediocre. Also, the service has always been friendly enough, but very slow. Whether it's busy or empty, I have experienced painfully slow service on both fronts. And the interesting part - the bathrooms are all upstairs, so it can be a bit of a hike. And I imagine it's really a pain for anyone with mobility issues, seeing as they would have to take an elevator I assume (where it is, I have no idea).
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Output: Stopped in for lunch last week. The pizza is gross, SO GREASY it was not funny. They do have large pieces but the quality is horrible.
input: Write a positive yelp review (OPTIONS:
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output: LOVE GIANT HAMBURGERS!!! You get a giant hamburger, diner style...you can get it without the bun (they call it the diet plate) if you are trying to limit your simple carbs. The staff is friendly and fast. And you can get your burger rare if you like!! Can't wait to go back!
Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A:
Love this place. Overpriced, because I can have a strong Vietnamese woman do the same thing for about $30... But they are all very personable! I went here because I got a gift card. I will say that you should not get water there. I have been to much cheaper salons that give me a little bottle of water. Not this one. You get a glass with ice cubes they made themselves! I like lemon in my water, but this tasted rancid for some reason and made me nauseous. No water for me. The massage was nothing special. It was really no more than lotion that allegedly had diamonds in it being rubbed into my skin. I thought I paid for a 15 minute massage on my hands/feet each, but apparently not.