In this task, five ordered key facts are given. All the given facts are expressed in natural language. Your job is to generate a story 100 to 1000 words long, that includes all the facts given as input in their order of appearance while expanding upon them to produce a broader, yet coherent, narrative.

Example Input: Fact1: Charlie Chan arrives at behest of U.S. government to help stop opium smuggling ring, Fact2: Charlie is guest at banquet held that evening hosted by Sir Stanley Woodland, Fact3: Stanley opens box to give handwritten scroll to Charlie, Fact4: American FBI man James Andrews arrives in Shanghai next day, Fact5: Nash had stolen from Andrews things letter
Example Output: Charlie Chan arrives in Shanghai at the behest of the U.S. government to help stop an opium smuggling ring. He receives a warning aboard ship not to stop in Shanghai. He is met by his Number One Son, Lee Chan, as well as Philip Nash and his fiancee, Diana Woodland. Charlie is the guest of honor at a banquet held that evening, hosted by Sir Stanley Woodland David Torrence in an uncredited role. When Sir Stanley opens a box to give a handwritten scroll to Charlie, he is shot and killed by a gun inside the boobytrapped box. Charlie meets with Colonel Watkins, the commissioner of police, and agrees to investigate the crime. The next day, American FBI man James Andrews arrives in Shanghai, accompanied by his valet, Forrest Gladden James in an uncredited role. That night, an assassin shoots what seems to be a sleeping Charlie Chan in bed. But Charlie, suspecting another attempt on his life, rigged a dummy and escaped death. Watkins, Nash, and Woodland try to meet with Andrews. Nash sneaks off and goes through Andrews briefcase, suitcase, and other papers. Charlie arrives, and while he is speaking with Andrews is nearly shot. Charlie and Andrews managed to retrieve the gun, but the assassin escaped. A fingerprint on the gun reveals that Nash is the likely suspect, and he is arrested. A letter Nash had stolen from Andrews things seem innocuous, but Charlie takes it as evidence. Charlie returns to his hotel and meets with Lee. They receive a note from Col. Watkins asking them to come to an office downtown. They check with police headquarters, which assures them the note is genuine. Charlie goes, but Lee realizes the note is fake when Col. Watkins calls soon thereafter. Charlie is kidnapped and taken into a room to meet with a mysterious Russian Ivan Marloff. Lee tries to save his father, but is caught. The two bluff their way out of danger, and after a brief fight manage to escape. That evening, Charlie and Andrews meet with Col. Watkins. Diana Woodland arrives and asks to see Nash; her request is granted. But Diana sneaks Nash a pistol, and the two escape. Later that day, Andrews and Charlie return to the house where Charlie was held. The gang has left, but Charlie finds an ink pad in the fireplace and takes it as evidence. Lee shows up dressed as a beggar, and Charlie sends him home. Oddly, Charlie arrives at the hotel first. Lee shows up later, and reveals that he saw their kidnapper in a taxi on the street and followed him to the Cafe Versailles. Moments later, Andrews calls and summons Charlie to his apartment. Before he leaves, Charlie sends Lee off on a secret mission. Charlie arrives at Andrews apartment, where the FBI agent has caught a gangster involved with the Marloff gang. After a punch to the jaw, the gangster reveals that the Cafe Versailles is where the opium gang is hiding out. Andrews calls the police, and asks them to meet them at the club. Charlie and Andrews leave for Cafe Versailles. After Charlie and Andrews depart, Andrews valet, Forrest, frees the gangster and the two leave. At the club, Nash disguised as an able seaman sees some of the Marloff gang heading toward the basement and follows, but is captured. Charlie and Andrews arrive moments later, and follow a gang member into the basement as well. The basement is where opium is being shipped out via riverboat, reached by a trap door. Andrews urges Charlie to go first, but Charlie hesitates when his flashlight mysteriously refuses to work. The police arrive by boat, and after a brief shootout capture the gang. Charlie surprises everyone by arresting James Andrews. Lee Chan reveals that his father sent him off to cable America, and he has just received a reply which indicates that the real Agent Andrews was murdered in San Francisco three weeks earlier. The false James Andrews is really the leader of the Marloff gang, and intended to have the gang murder Charlie in a shootout when they descended through the trap door. Charlie knew Andrews did not really call the police, and had Lee summon them instead. Nashs escape from police custody was planned by Charlie. Charlie reveals that Forrest used the ink pad to put Nashs thumbprint on the revolver to frame him. Nash is declared innocent, and Andrews and Forrest go to jail.

Example Input: Fact1: Barret Michaelson is unwelcome newcomer in public high school, Fact2: bad reputation saves him from beating in men 's locker room, Fact3: Ryan 's father committed suicide in front of Ryan, Fact4: Ryan throws rock causing him to fall and break neck on rock, Fact5: incident forces Barret to pull away from friendship with Ryan
Example Output: Barret Michaelson is an unwelcome newcomer in a public high school, often bullied by his new classmates. He has no friends until another misfit with a bad reputation, Ryan, saves him from a beating in the mens locker room. Ryan is a misanthropic existentialist with violent tendencies and a dark past. It is revealed that Ryans father murdered his mother and then committed suicide in front of Ryan when he was only ten years old. The two become fast friends who spend much of their time together engaged in philosophical conversation, but their friendship comes to an abrupt halt when the two are involved in an incident with a local landowner who claims they are trespassing on his land. Ryan throws a rock at the man, causing him to fall and break his neck on a rock. The two manage to successfully make it look like an accident, but the incident forces Barret to pull away from his friendship with Ryan. This causes Ryan to become very emotional, and to purchase a black market gun. Barret soon agrees that they should put the incident behind them and continue to be friends, but Ryan becomes increasingly morose and attached to Barret. When Ryan suffers a brutal beating at the hands of the bully against whom Ryan had originally defended Barret, he is consumed by a will for revenge, and makes it clear to Barret that he intends to shoot the bully to death. Barret tries as hard as he can to dissuade Ryan, but Ryan says its his destiny and insists that there is nothing Barret can do to stop him. As the moment of truth approaches, Ryan forces Barret at gun point to accompany him to the wouldbe crime scene. Ryan finds his enemy in a secluded area, smoking what is probably a joint marijuana cigarette. Barret tries to warn him, but it is to no avail, and Ryan kills him. After the killing, Barret tries to incapacitate Ryan by hitting on the head with a rock, but it doesnt work. In a struggle, the gun goes off, claiming Ryans life. Barret then shoots him once again, and tries to turn the gun on himself, but by that time the gun is out of bullets.

Example Input: Fact1: United States Army librarian is selected for suspended animation experiment on grounds of average appearance, Fact2: officer in is arrested for having started own prostitution ring under Upgrayedd 's tutelage charge, Fact3: Joe and Rita 's suspension chambers are unearthed by collapse of mountain-sized garbage pile and Joe 's suspension chamber crashes into apartment of Frito Pendejo, Fact4: Joe is arrested for not having bar code tattoo to pay for doctor 's appointment, Fact5: bribes him with promises of riches through compound interest on Joe open in 21st century
Example Output:
A United States Army librarian, Corporal Average Joe Bauers, is selected for a suspended animation experiment on grounds of average appearance, intelligence, behavior, etc. Lacking a suitable female candidate, they hire Rita, a prostitute whose pimp Upgrayedd has been bribed to allow her to take part. The experiment is forgotten when the officer in charge is arrested for having started his own prostitution ring under Upgrayedds tutelage. Five hundred years later, Joe and Ritas suspension chambers are unearthed by the collapse of a mountainsized garbage pile, and Joes suspension chamber crashes into the apartment of Frito Pendejo, who expels him. The former Washington, D.C. has lost most of its infrastructure, with people living in plastic huts called domistiles. The human population has become morbidly stupid, speaks only low registers of English competently, is profoundly antiintellectual, and individuals are named after corporate products. Suspecting hallucination, Joe enters a hospital, where he is incompetently diagnosed, and comes to realize what has happened to him and to society. He is arrested for not having a bar code tattoo to pay for his doctors appointment, and after being assigned the grossly incompetent Frito as his lawyer, he is sent to prison. Rita returns to her former profession. Joe is renamed Not Sure by a faulty tattooing machine, and takes an IQ test before tricking the guards into letting him escape. Once free, Joe asks Frito whether a time machine exists to return him to 2005, and bribes him with promises of riches through compound interest on a bank account Joe will open in the 21st century. Frito knows of one, and leads him with Rita to a gigantic Costco store, where a tattoo scanner identifies Joe. He is apprehended, but is taken to the White House, where he is appointed Secretary of the Interior, on the grounds that his IQ test identified him as the most intelligent person alive. In a speech, President Camacho gives Joe the impossible job of fixing the nations food shortages, Dust Bowls, and crippled economy within a week. Joe discovers that the nations crops are irrigated with a sports drink named Brawndo, whose parent corporation had purchased the FDA, FCC, and USDA. When Joe has the drink replaced with water, Brawndos stock drops to zero, and half of the population lose their jobs, causing mass riots. Joe is sentenced to die in a monster truck demolition derby featuring undefeated Rehabilitation Officer Beef Supreme. The monster truck scene is a callback to the first episode of Beavis and ButtHead, where the two boys observe a 1992 Hyundai Excel, followed by a soft hippytype character Mr. VanDreesen being crushed by a monster truck named The Scrotalizer. Frito and Rita discover that Joes reintroduction of water to the soil has prompted vegetation to grow in the fields. During the televised event they show the sprouting crops on the stadiums display screen, and Camacho gives Joe a full pardon, appointing him Vice President. Joe and Rita find that the time masheen Frito had mentioned is merely an inaccurate, historythemed amusement ride. Following Camachos term, Joe is elected President. Joe and Rita marry and conceive the worlds three smartest children, while Vice President Frito takes eight wives and fathers 32 of the worlds stupidest children.