Problem: Grrrosssss.....sorry only way to describe this place! Did anyone else have the worst shower??? No water pressure and just disfunctional. It was like pulling teeth to get an extra towel. I'm glad... A. I only was there for one night B. There was a burger joint downstairs that served $2 burgers after midnight (YES!) C. I did not leave with cooties
How would this review be described?
++++++++++
A: negative

Problem: Understaffed, slow service, coupled with a dirty interior. The trash had been overflowing for at least 20 minutes. The store is far too small for the location.
How would this review be described?
++++++++++
A: negative

Problem: This place is totally Madison rich people food. It's expensive but delicious. There are only a few meat options, but that means it's vegetarian friendly. It's not full service, so not full tipping makes it cheaper (though most people will tip the same here anyways. Way to work the market). The place is always full for brunch so that means you're at a place that other people want to eat. If you get tired of the long lines to wait through you can always people watch. It's all eccentric people and pretty girls. TLDR; If you like five star reviews you'll like this place.
How would this review be described?
++++++++++
A: positive

Problem: Angela and I came on a Sunday afternoon during a Baltimore and Pittsburgh game. Place is a Baltimore fan place (owners from Maryland I think) and there were plenty of fans in their Baltimore jerseys. So what's cool? When Baltimore scores, everyone in the place wearing a Baltimore jersey gets a free crab! That's pretty cool. So what wasn't cool? The crab Angela and I got. Overcooked and way too dry. We ordered the snow and king crab. Also got an order of the calamari and hushpuppies. The calamari wasn't too tasty either. The hushpuppies on the other hand, were pretty outstanding. The sad thing is Angela ate here when they just opened and loved it. She was pretty sure it was one of our waiters that was working the kitchen and felt the new cook just sucked. Just really disappointing food.
How would this review be described?
++++++++++
A:
negative