Definition: You are given a review about a place. You need to provide a rating from "1 star" to "5 stars" for this place.
Input: So-so Italian food at high prices. You're paying for the ambience, not the food here. Everything looks pretty but underneath it all it's pretty mediocre. The first time I went, I tried that create-your-own-pasta dish. The chicken was not cooked enough, the pasta was okay, and the sauce was about the same taste as Prego.

I decided last night to try something that nobody can really screw up, their spaghetti and meatballs (they reversed it to be clever and call it meatballs and spaghetti..whatever!). I really can't believe that this could taste so plain. The meatballs weren't all that and the sauce was actually less flavorful than what I get from a jar. My wife's chicken parm was good (just the chicken - the rest suffered by the mediocre sauce) and both meals were only saved by the generous portion of fresh grated cheese on top that the waiter applied.

Best bets: They have wonderful bread. Forget the olive oil they give you to dip it in, ask for their butter. Oh. My. God. I could actually go here to eat their bread and salad alone. Caesar was pretty good although they're very stingy with the dressing.

Very attentive waiter. I could tell he was a little new at this gig but he was very sufficient.

Your pal,
Walter
Output:
2 stars