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Output: Wynn. You are very pretty. It's really nice inside. Very Rodeo-esque hotel. I love their Employee Empowerment way of business as well. When I read about the Wynn and their EE, I definitely had instant respect for Wynn's business in general. After seeing the decor and how everything was pulled together, I am impressed. Now. What's next? I need to actually stay here. I will update my review after my stay (which I hope is sometime soon). I am impatient!!!!!!!!! :)

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Output: This was dreadful. The restaurant appears to have an identity crisis. The atmosphere is confused, it is not that of a Mexican Cantina nor related to the pinup girl trend. The tables and chairs were very contemporary feeling and minimalist. The staff of Lolita's were wearing very sexy pinup girl style outfits or black and pink bowler shirts for the men. There were a sundry of staff available, all of which appeared to be waking in circles around the restaurant accomplishing nothing. Lolita's played club style music with random interludes featuring a hologram of a classic mariachi band. The hologram was an interesting touch, but the overall concept at Lolita's seemed very confusing and unfocused. Our waiter did not help in our party's overall impression of Lolita's. It took vast amounts of time to get our drinks and food. He would disappear for a long periods and return without any drinks and appeared to have forgotten we ordered anything. Lolita's doesn't have a drink menu despite boasting they are a Tequila bar. Our waiter recommended a Pomegranate Margarita which was possibly the single most ill tasting cocktail I have ever had in my life. He still charged me for the ill Pomegranate Margarita and brought me their traditional Margarita on the rocks. The traditional Margarita was an improvement from the Pomegranate Margarita, but nothing to brag about. The Margaritas tasted like they came from a mix, I found no hint of fresh ingredients. When my husband inquired about their beer selection the waiter started with a list of what they were out of. My husband replied with "Why don't you just tell me what you have?" It took a very long time for our food to be served after we ordered. In fact, our waiter didn't deliver our food and the delivering staff didn't know what meals came with the side of Lolita's rice or who ordered what. In addition, the waiter apparently forgot to order my food and didn't serve my plate until well after my party had finished their meals. A random waiter tried to give me a taco that I didn't order. The wait staff seemed to be very disorganized and all over the place. I ordered the grilled Mahi Mahi burrito and found it to be laking flavor. Our waiter did remove the charge of my food from the check. The staff was very hyperactive about collecting our glasses as well. Apparently they did not have enough glassware to satisfy the demand of their patrons. A couple positive notes: 1). The food prices at Lolita's are very reasonable. 2). Two people at our table ordered the Pollo con Tequila and both raved that it tasted amazing.

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Output: Was at a beautiful wedding. Staff was terrible, unpleasant, and the two slobs at the front desk need to be in the back with their people skills. Nice hotel but make sure you take some warm bodies with you because the "people" at the priory are cold, miserable and just plain miserable. I get better guest service at Holiday Inn

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Bar Louie, I wanted to love you. You got a great makeover in bright colors and fun design, the bar is well designed with nice TVs, the patio is large, and you appear to have a great happy hour. But you sucked. We ate dinner early on a Sunday night. We sat at the bar. There were about 8 other tables occupied. We had surly bar service. I got a filthy wine glass (and the waitress forgot my order--look, if you want to look cool and not write it down, that's fine, but you can't FORGET it). It took 35 minutes for a burger and a sandwich. The surly waitress half-apologized, if "it's the cook's first day back" is an apology. We thought the quality of food was atrocious for the price. The highlight was my burger--it was small, overcooked and under-seasoned, but the buffalo sauce with bleu cheese was delicious together. I subbed steamed broc for fries. They were hard and not seasoned. Hubby's steak sandwich was a sad little thing, mostly bread. Having said all that, if you just want to get in and out for some fun drinks, this place might be great. It has a lively atmosphere at prime drinking hours. It's great for a drink before or after the movies, but even Cadillac Ranch has better food. Sad.