Given a text, write a compressed version of it in a single sentence.
Q: Maybe it's because I'm a dumb, narrow-minded conservative, but I count nine reasons in the misnamed article "Eight Reasons Not to Cut the Capital-Gains Tax," by Michael Kinsley.
A:
Maybe it's because I'm narrow-minded, but I count nine in the article "Eight Reasons Not to Cut the Capital-Gains Tax,".