[Q]: Suggest a movie title for the following movie plot: Arthur Jamison is a very successful ruthless lawyer. He wants to bump off his wife and spends most of the movie talking to an imaginary alter-ego, protrayed by Anthony Hopkins also. He goes though several ideas and plans while each is disected and foiled by this alter-ego in court like cross examination. The biggest problem in the plans is finding a solid alibi (latin for being elsewhere according to Arthur). All his ideas so far have too many loopholes that he cannot close during cross (I mean self) examination.Arthur has had countless affairs and he has decided to get out of his marriage by doing in Louise (played by Blythe Danner), his wife.Only one problem, Louise has done a little homework on her own and has discovered that Arthur has pulled some pretty shady deals that could get him arrested and/or disbarred if brought to light. She has gathered her own evidence and put it in a safe deposit box in the bank. So Louise decides to blackmail Arthur because she sign a prenup where she would get nothing in the course of a normal divorce.Arthur thinks about faking a robbery, suicide, accidents and all kinds of olther scenarios to take care of Louise. Each has it problems and Arthur discards them.In the midst of this planning, right after Arthur returns from Houston, his girlfriend Jackie (Swoozie Kurtz), pops in and pretends she knows neither Arthur nor Louise.As it turns out, Jackie knows them both. In fact she has discovered, that Arthur has yet another girlfriend, Gail, and Jackie also knows Louise, who she met two weeks earlier and filled Louise in all of Arthur's plans.So Louise and Jackie and devise a plan to do away with Arthur before he gets Louise and they confront Arthur with Louise holding a gun. But Arthur manages to reason his way out of the situation.Jackie says she is actually aware of Arthur's other girlfriend and offers to help Louise take care of Arthur. The only course, she says, is to kill him and set up an alibi for Louise.It turns out that all the action so far, has strictly been in...
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[A]: Guilty Conscience

[Q]: Suggest a movie title for the following movie plot: The year is 1966. Saya is the only remaining original vampire, and she hunts Chiropterrans--demons who live off human blood. Saya's a testy and demanding little bitch but apparently very valuable to "the top." Her next assignment, as her boss David explains it to her, is to infiltrate the U.S. Yokota Air Base's High School, which has been the scene of several deaths in the past and is thought to be harboring at least two Chiropterrans. Saya's cover is that of a student who will be participating in classes for a few days.Saya's first day at Yokota High is pretty uneventful. After classes are over and everyone has cleared out, Saya snoops around the school and learns that blood has been spilled on the floor in the infirmary. She suspects that the infirmary is the Chiropterrans' feeding room. The next day is the school's Halloween party. After school lets out, the students change into their costumes and head for the dance...all except for Sharon and Linda, that is. Linda isn't feeling well, and Sharon thinks it's a flare-up of Linda's anemia, so she's going to walk Linda over to the infirmary and they will attend the party later. Saya enters the infirmary just as Sharon and Linda are about to feed on nurse Makiho Amano. Linda changes her form into Chiropterran, and Saya slays her with her sword. Saya turns on Sharon and wounds her, but Sharon gets away, spilling blood as she flees. The astonished nurse follows the trail, which leads to the dance hall where she finds Sharon in Chiropterran form hiding under a blanket. While Saya battles the creature, Makiho runs for help.Meanwhile, at a nearby bar, the mama-san sets the bar on fire, takes Chiropterran form, and heads for the army base. She kills the military guard who is escorting the Makiho back to the dance. Saya saves the terrified nurse, and they take refuge in a military garage, but the demon finds them. Saya, without her sword, battles the creature with a shovel while Makiho hops in a jeep and rams through the door. David, who has been looking for Saya and...
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[A]: Blood: The Last Vampire

[Q]: Suggest a movie title for the following movie plot: Mr. Bean (Rowan Atkinson) is a well-meaning, but hopelessly clumsy and destructive guard at the Royal National Gallery in London. Attempts by the gallery's board of directors to fire Bean are thwarted by the chairman who, for unspecified reasons, is very fond of him. Desperate to rid themselves of the turmoil Bean unintentionally causes, the board members send him to the United States to represent them at the unveiling of the portrait Whistler's Mother, which has been purchased for $50 million by the Grierson Art Gallery in Los Angeles. Bean's visit has been arranged by the gallery's curator, David Langley (Peter MacNicol) who is being very impressed by the National Gallery's fabricated praise of "Dr. Bean", decides to board him in his house. On his flight to Los Angeles, Bean attempts to amuse a child with air sickness by blowing up his M&Ms; bag and popping it to wake up the man in front of him, but without success. After the child throws up into an air sickness bag, Bean takes the bag from him and repeats the bag popping over the man's face, only to splatter him with vomit. He hides from the man upon his arrival to Los Angeles, where he is detained at the airport due to pretending to have a gun. His arrival at David's house is initially met with subtle hostility from David's wife Alison (Pamela Reed), son Kevin (Andrew Lawrence), and daughter Jennifer (Tricia Vessey). Alison refuses David's request to allow Bean to live with them for two months, and David promises Alison that he will talk to Bean and take him to a hotel after their meeting at the gallery. Bean's unorthodox arrival at the gallery worries many of David's colleagues, particularly his boss, George Grierson (Harris Yulin), who subtly warns David that he will be responsible for Bean's actions at the unveiling of the painting, but David promises that he can handle Bean, convinced that he is merely a little eccentric. When David takes Bean back to his house, Alison departs for her mother's home, unwilling to live with Bean. With his family gone,...
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[A]:
Bean