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Output: Pyaar Indian Restaurant a few stores down...Y U WEBSITE SAY U HAVE BUFFET MONDAY BUT U NO OPEN MONDAY?!?! Maybe it was for the best...Original plan was to hit up Pyaar for indian buffet and get some spice and flavor on. Too bad it was closed but this couldnt have worked out better as a vast majority of people leaving their parked cars were migrating toward Archi's. Shapow man ordered a beef salad which came real quick. My red curry lunch special took it's sweet time but what lacked in readily available made up in mmmm mmmm good. The soup that is included with the lunch special was kind of a thai american fusion. It was chicken soup but was thickened and egg dropped. Thick cuts of onion, carrot slivers, and celery with decent sized slices of chicken white meat. I was overall impressed with the red curry. Medium wasnt quite as spicy as i was expecting ordering a medium but it had a very pleasant creaminess from the coconut milk. Lots of bamboo shoots which i love. Salad was perfectly dressed with a thickened fish sauce (i think) based dressing. Overall everything on that plate was friggin good. Total damage done between an order of the red curry lunch special, a beef salad, and a cranberry juice: 21.49 Wait....what? the total damage rung up to twenty one fiddy?? Oh hells no i'm bout to come back a few more times.

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Output: Do not go here! If I could give zero stars I would. The owner will talk you into buying bad quality hair that is far over priced. I went in looking for a particular brand and I was talked out of it by being told that the brand I was looking for had a "bad batch". When I showed up at my hair appt 1 hr later my stylist refused to put it in. I live in CA and drove to Las Vegas to get my hair done and was unable to do so because of this store. When I called to inquire about returning it I was lectured and actually yelled at by the owner himself. He refused to return the hair stating they do not give money back. I was not informed of the policy, it is not stated anywhere on the receipt, and did not see it in store. This is how a local business with stiff competition down the street wants to do business. Sounds like they will be going out of business if this is how the owner treats customers. Canyon Falls is the place to go, they only sell top quality and do not treat their customers how Nicole's does.

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Output: Walk the other way, just walk right the hell the other way... Here was how this played out. Oktoberfest a few days ago. Starting the night off. I walk past this place and see a place that sells a slice of pizza for $1.99. Good, right? No. me: "Hi, one slice of pizza please" guy: "you buy drink with it, 4 dollars." me: "no, just one slice of pizza" guy: "we do not sell one slice, you have to buy a drink. 4 dollars" I should have pulled a flag on this play at this point, but knowing I was going to be drinking I move forward wanting food in me. Not a wise move. me: "so, I can't buy one slice?" guy: "no, you buy a drink with slice, 4 dollars." me: "It doesn't say that anywhere on the menu or walls" guy: "No, do not sell one slice. me: "what the... O.K., give me 2 slices of pizza" guy: "you buy two slices then." me: "yes, Jesus Christ, yes" guy: "toppings?" me: "no, no toppings. cheese." guy: "we have toppings." what is this guy, fucking deaf? me: "no thanks" I give him the money. guy: "it take 10 minutes, you wait." I don't think they run the air conditioner in this place, so I wait outside. Pizza comes out. Tastes like absolute crap. I eat it outside because in September in Chandler Arizona it is cooler outside then inside this place. I think they had the thermostat set to "HELL" Guy working or running the place comes outside and stares me down as I am eating. I'm sure if you want to eat here you can check the dumpster for plenty of slices to try beforehand to avoid having to pay for one. Excuse me, avoid having to pay for two. However after what I had served to me I'm pretty sure they will beat you to the garbage cans and sell it back to some other unsuspecting soul. I was the only one dumb enough to finish all the food. Wouldn't eat here if there was a natural disaster and this place was the last to be ransacked for provisions. I'd keep walking. FAIL.

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BEWARE!!! Myself & co-worker had the most horrible experience at this restaurant! We decided to try Los Dos Molinos for lunch since we were craving Mexican food & it was close by our work. Since neither of us had ever eaten here before we asked our waiter about the menu & lunch specials. He had no idea what he was talking about. So he asked the bus boy about the specials. We were very confused. After several minutes of looking over the extremely over priced menu, we made our decisions. This time a different waiter came to take our orders. We specifically asked him if the food was spicy & he assured us it wasn't. Once the food arrived & we took our first bites, both of our mouths were on fire! There was no way for us to even attempt to eat the food. We immediately let the first waiter we spoke to know that we couldn't eat the food & we were just going to leave because we were not satisfied with the orders & we had to get back to work as we were on our lunch hour. He apologized & went to talk to the manager. They spoke behind the kitchen curtain just a few feet from our table. We could overhear their conversation. The manager asked that waiter to go get the waiter who took our order. After about 5 minutes of them debating & arguing behind the curtain the waiter who took our order came over to us & said, "I just talked to my manager. I'll pay for your plate (he pointed at my food), but she'll have to pay for hers." I couldn't believe what I just heard!!! I replied, "No. We're not paying for ANY of this! We specifically asked YOU if the food was spicy. You said no. We both took one bite of our food & it's like fire in our mouths. We're not paying for food that isn't edible to us & is barely touched! We have to get back to work so we're leaving now." My co-worker paid for the drinks because she's overly kind. I wouldn't recommend this restaurant to anyone. We wanted Mexican food, but that doesn't mean we wanted to have our taste buds burned from our tongues. This place was by far the worst experience I've ever had. Starting from the waiters who clearly knew nothing about the food they served, the overpriced menu, the unprofessional manager who didn't bother to deal with the situation herself & instead chose to hide behind a curtain & ultimately the poor customer service the waiter who took our order gave us!