Problem: Write a positive (OPTIONS:
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A: No reviews? It's probably because it's in South Phoenix and it's a small hole in the wall. They have the best cerviche (Sinaloa style) ever. Oh and you might need to know Spanish to order but it's well worth it.
Q: negative

A: The boyfriend and I knew we were in trouble once we sat down and looked at the menu. Waves of thai, chinese, and japanese dishes pulled us under. I've never been to a restaurant that "specialized" in so many cuisines... But I guess that's asian fusion for you. It means whatever the hell you want it to mean! (aka mediocre food royally dubbed fusion). We ordered an avocado & unagi roll. Nothing special. Wrapped in clear rice paper, I believe. Not the traditional seaweed. I also ordered the crispy tofu teriyaki bowl. The tofu was soggy. Not worth $18. I could've made that at home. Hell, a non-asian could've cooked that at home. We noticed that the dim sum was $9 each. It normally costs $3. No thanks. We ordered hot jasmine tea. $8! Would probably never come back here, but at least now I can say that I tried it. The service, however, was superb. Very attentive.
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer: It truly breaks my heart to write this review. I am squirming in my seat as I speak, or type I guess. I really really really want to love Phat Burrito, I mean, really. It just isn't the same anymore and I can't hold on any longer. I love the location, I love the decor, I love the murals, or "pieces" in urban terms, and the overall charm that emits from this place. The restaurant is super cool, hip, eclectic and is a spot where regulars don't need a menu (if you can find it). Phat Burrito brings me back to the days of b-boying and ya know, my ghetto youth. It's just, what's all that charm without good food? I'm not all superficial. I appreciate a little substance and I've given Phat Burrito enough chances to love me back. Each visit just seems to get worse, and today's lunch was a kick in the nuts. Now, the fish taco was good; grouper, charbroiled on an optional CORN tortilla (yay) and topped with a mango salsa. Yep pretty yumm. Tortillas are grilled rather than steamed, which I adore. The burrito though was another utter disappointment. The beans were al dente - hard. Rice was bland and soggy, thus making my burrito wet and causing it to crack in half. The chicken was bland and dry. Every other bite was hard with a few burnt pieces. While the portions are nice, the burrito as a whole was just lacking something; flavor. Mediocre IMO. I've practically tried everything on the menu (not hard to do), but my heart belongs to chicken. But when the chicken continually does you wrong, whats a fellow to do now but move on to the next one.
Input: OPTIONS:
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Output: I came expecting a casual, moderately entertaining experience, and left still laughing, a little buzzed, and definitely impressed. It was certainly memorable. This place is pretty classy, with the majority of patrons (including me) putting effort into looking sharp. You'll need to bring your A-Game to blend in. Oh, and it helps if you're really social. The seating is...uh...intimate. Like, REALLY close. You'll have to consciously keep your elbows away from the patrons seated inches away. The two-drink minimum doesn't bother me because let's face it, who WOULDN'T wanna knock back a couple in here? What blows, of course, is how overpriced they are. I mean, come on, my "Strong Island" was the night's "special", and was a mediocre cocktail for $15. Fortunately, that special came with a glass to keep. Okay, nifty. The show was great, and the quality of service contributed to this greatly. Our waitress never got in the way or caused us to miss a joke. She was a little overwhelmed and slow in the beginning, but afterwards it was smooth sailing. We tipped her big. Toward the end, they had some sort of two-for-one shot special that turned sour when I realized the bartenders absolutely suck. No seriously, HIRE BETTER BARTENDERS. They are TERRIBLE. Stick to the beer and wine. Yes, you are going to spend a ton of money here, but that can be said about every venue ever, so I won't ding them for more than one star. This is the most legit place for comedy in the valley.
input: Write a positive yelp review (OPTIONS:
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output: I was in town visiting and my friends brought me here for brunch. It has a very fun, trendy vibe going. We started with some fun drinks. I got the chocolate fudge and vanilla ice cream shake. I couldn't really taste the chocolate but it was still yummy. My friend got the strawberry shake (no ice cream) and we didn't really like it unfortunately. We started off with chips and salsa and guacamole. I really enjoyed the various types of salsa and enjoyed trying them all. I got the chicken chilaquiles verdes. It was chicken with layer tortillas and cheese and salsa with an egg (cooked however you like it) on top. I got this on the recommendation of my friend. It was delicious! I would definitely get it again. My only gripe was that the service was very slow at times. It took a while for the waiter to come back to check on us and for us to get our check. I didn't mind so much but my friend was annoyed.
Input: OPTIONS:
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Output:
Taste of pizza excellent but it arrived lukewarm on the table and the dough was "mushy", wet and not cooked enough. Nice place with helpful waiters but we came to taste the pizzas that were described as great by the Arizona Republic food critic. Too bad but we will not go back