Input: What would be an example of an negative review?

An example of an negative review: The rooms are clean and the service is decent, but the walls are thin enough to follow the television programming in the room on one side of your own while simultaneously enjoying the ecstatic moans and mattress squeaking from your neighbors on the other side. Thankfully the rooms come equipped with a refridgerator, and the constant grumbling of the ancient cooling unit will do its best to drown out the ruckus in the adjacent rooms. If you're not the type of person who is lulled to sleep by the groan of struggling machinery, unplugging it will only give you the peace and quiet necessary to truly focus on the aforementioned activities of your neighbors. If you're checking in here because it's stumbling distance from the establishment next door with women in various states of undress displaying their vertical barre workouts, then this place is for you, and you'll no doubt be either too drunk or too busy to mind the noises coming from the adjacent rooms or your ailing fridge. However, if you're interested in an uninterrupted night of sleep, you'd best look elsewhere. Weeknights or weekends, the pattern is the same. Checking in here is like unwittingly signing a release to take part in a sleep deprivation study.

Input: What would be an example of an negative review?

An example of an negative review: Ate here for the first time today. I love the decor but was very underwhelmed by the actual meal type food options.. This is more of a snack and shake place. The prices are very high and even with using coupons we got in the mail we spent $17 for 2 burgers, 1 soft drink 1 "mini" shake, 1 order of onion rings and 1 order of zucchini. My husband used a $2 off combo coupon on his order and I used a free onion ring with any shake coupon The Onion rings are enourmous..you get 4. They come with a tasty sauce which had I not had I would not have eaten the onion rings..The batter was bland and basically tasted like oil onions.. The zucchini was the same way. .. Fresh thick zucchini but bland batter. The burgers were decent, husband did his pastrami style and really liked that. We shared a chocolate almond joy shake. . It was supposed to be a mini but apparently they over made it and dropped the smaller cup into a large cup and filled it the rest of the way. . Unless that's how they make their shakes (cup inside a cup).. it was weird to eat half and then find another cup. Melted very fast for a "thick" shake. . In fact was pretty liquid when we got it. Prob won't go back.

Input: What would be an example of an positive review?

An example of an positive review: My favorite brazillian bbq anywhere - we try to hit this place up every time we're in Vegas. The meat is always really good, but what sets this place apart from the rest (including Fogo de Chao) is the salad bar. Other yelpers have said it already, but I'll reiterate - the lobster bisque is amazing. They also have sushi, sauteed mushrooms, cheese, and some of the best cheese bread I've eaten. And for the ladies - this place is full of attractive male waiters, unlike the rest of Vegas which pretty much caters only to your husbands/boyfriends. It makes the phrase "Bring your meat over here!" mean something completely different if it's me or my wife saying it :-) A must try in Sin City!

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An example of an positive review: Remember people this is a buffet and not a fresh to order sushi place. Place can be pricey for dinner. You do get a good selection and tons of dessert. There is plenty of different things on the buffet even for non sushi lovers and the best part is the crepes for dessert. They will put out fresh sashimi style tuna and salmon, beware when the Unagi is put out. You will have to elbow your way through short Asian women visiting from Asia!!!!