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An example of an negative review: Dear lord... this hotel needs some work bitch. Fight happening in Vegas + Cinco De Mayo weekend + May the Fourth (be with you) = EXPENSIVE JANKY HOTEL. aka THE QUAD. What a terrible resort experience... no no, it is not a resort. I felt like I was staying at a construction site. May 4th weekend proved to be an expensive one, and all hotels on The Strip were at least twice their normal rate. Even this stink-hole went for nearly $200 a night, and that was the cheapest I could find for this weekend. RIDICULOUS! But the "pros" got me: middle of the Strip, easy access to Caesars, Harrah's and Flamingo, and would be within a reasonable distance from my go-to spot Planet Hollywood. But the "cons" way overtook any pros that ex-Imperial Palace could ever offer. I cannot believe I could be so cheap and I apologize to the ladies I stayed with for putting them through such a travesty. Hear me out: 1. Our room was disgusting. Hallways smelled like piss. Weed all over the place (my ex-RA senses were flying off the charts!). Room had terrible air conditioning to beat the summer heat. Floor felt moldy and wet, carpet peeling!?!? What in the world!? It was a mess. Additionally, I had put in a request to get an accessible room with two Queen beds. When I checked in, they told me none were available but that I could try check out a standard King bed room. How could they run out of accessible rooms when I had already booked it? We ended up with an old, small room to sleep in. Great... 2. Was told wrong information about being able to use the Caesars Palace pool. Since the Quad's pool was closed (gee, I wonder why), they allowed us to use Flamingos. I asked them if we could use Caesars instead since they are owned by the company, and the receptionist says "yes, of course." LIES! We ended up wasting an hour of our day walking over to Caesars Palace, only to be rejected at the door. What a disappointment! We were furious!! We complained to the management but all we received was a "oh sorry about that." Don't give me that "DGAF" attitude! Huge huge turnoff. Really though, I did have it coming. I booked the cheapest place on The Strip for the weekend and this is what I got. What a mess. I will never stay at The Quad again, even if they do claim they've "renovated" the place. This resort is an absolute mess and they know it. You deserve better. Stay somewhere else!! (and good luck!)

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An example of an positive review: It was my friend's choice for dinner one lovely evening... So to start, of course I had to order wine to go with my pizza. I got the Picket Fence Pinot Noir. This was quite tasty. I ordered the Calabrese pizza. This comes with mozzarella, Tallegio, Parmesan, caramelized onions, sausage, chilies, basil and olive oil. I loved it! I added prosciutto to it, but I think they forgot to put it on. =/ I always think it's really odd when pizza places don't have ranch. I always mention this because I love ranch w/ my pizza. & what do they serve with their salads then? Since they didn't have ranch, the owner brought us this creamy Gorgonzola sauce. I'm not sure what's in it, but ask them for it! He even offered to whip something else up if I didn't like it. The best part besides the food was the owner always came out to make sure we had everything we needed and even introduced himself. I call that very good customer service. They would get a five star from me if they had ranch. Also, it was a bit hard to find, because all the signs in that shopping center are the same color so it blends in. The place was a bit small but cozy. Good for dinner with a friend or a date. They have a happy hour! I'll be back for that!

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An example of an negative review: I was in Las Vegas for a conference last week and they had a block of rooms at the Excalibur for $69. Pretty cheap. I stayed Sun and Monday night... probably 2 of the slowest days in Las Vegas. Everything seems to smell like smoke. Lines to check in AND check out were long. The rooms are "ok", but the carpets look like they need to be ripped up and replaced.... they were pretty gross. The hallways seem to be a little newer than the rooms. The furniture is very dated, but they do have big flat screen tvs. I would definitely suggest bringing slippers to wear around your room and/or flip flops to wear in the shower. The service was ok. The people working at the desk were polite. The concierge desk was a little rude. Also, I called for a wake-up call and they never called me. I defintely would not go back to the Excalibur. I'd rather pay more money for a better experience.

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An example of an negative review: If you like $50 Lean Cuisines, THIS is the place for you!