input: Write a positive yelp review.
output: Oh man. This hotel is super fresh. I was staying in a room that overlooked the "gardens" and every time I walked past the pool I wish that (a) it was warmer and (b) I had brought a bathing suit. What a seriously awesome area. If you live in Phoenix you should try to hang out here all summer. The rooms are quite nice and large and have all the amenities I need - locking door, bathroom, bed. Hey, what can I say? I'm easy. But the beds will satisfy those that need extremely comfy sleeping environs and the bathroom is giant enough to please even the biggest hair-care carrier. I believe it's a Kimpton property and probably my favorite one I've stayed at to date.
input: Write a negative yelp review.
output: We stayed at the Flamingo for two reasons: 1) we have a young son who wanted to do the big water slide pool at the Flamingo -- and he did, all day long; 2) my wife wanted to see Donny and Marie at the Flamingo. The Flamingo water slide pool gets 4 stars and Donny and Marie get 5 stars (even though I am not a D&M fan, the show was very entertaining and well worth it). Otherwise, we would have stayed at the Wynn or Encore because, for roughly the same price, the Wynn gives you a much newer, cleaner, nicer room and hotel. The Wynn has a big pool, but no water slide like the Flamingo. But the Flamingo hotel and rooms get 2 stars. The Flamingo felt white trashy. We stayed in a GO room with a view, which is supposed to be a renovated upgrade from their standard rooms. The hall way carpet was covered in stains. The bathroom smelled and the sink was clogged when we arrived. There are no tubs. Just a shower stall. The shower is supposed to have jets but if you use the jets the entire bathroom floor gets major flooding because of the lame lame shower design. The bathroom also has a weird sliding glass door that is see-through, sound-through, and smell-through. There was a flat screen TV. The hotel guide in the room is insufficient and does not give you a map or directions or hours to get to any of the stuff in the hotel. If you try and call the front desk, it is just like trying to call a 1-800 customer service line. There was a small fridge in the room. The beds were comfy enough but bedding (and ceiling - this is Vegas) had hot pink stains all over it. Internet access was like $15/day and did not appear to be wireless. Checking in or out is like waiting at the airport luggage line. The buffet has okay but nothing better than a Chuck-O-Rama really. The cafe, was good, but served the exact same food for the exact same prices as in-room service. The pool was good. What used to be the 18+ pool (a boring oval surrounded by statutes) has been changed to the family pool. Now, half of what used to be the family pool complex (including the largest open part with the water fall) is closed to children under 18. Starting at 10 AM, they open up the half of the water slide complex that kids can use, which has the big slide. Until they do a serious renovation, we will not return to the Flamingo because the hotel/rooms are too nasty. There are Hilton villas or something adjacent to the complex that get use of the Flamingo pool. I might try and stay there next time because the rooms look to have what we want: newer furnishings/decor with a good jetted tub.
input: Write a positive yelp review.
output:
This place is definitely a hidden gem in Vegas. I really enjoyed the garlic chicken and the miso shabu shabu was delicious. This will be my new go-to when I'm out here.