input: Write a negative yelp review.
output: I gave it a one star because that is the experience I'm getting here but it's probably not fair because I've never stayed at the Imperial Palace. When I got here I was lucky enough to get upgraded to a room with a balcony. Unfortunately that balcony which is 10 inches wide is facing an array of pipes and plumbing that block the only window of the place. I didn't want to change rooms because I was tired and I can live without seeing out my window/balcony but I started noticing how beat up and ghetto this hotel is. I'm now on day 2 of my stay and I have a small list of things that are bugging me. 1. They do not have wifi here yet 2. The hard wire internet was hidden inside the night stand from the back and the "technical support" didn't know where to find it. They had to send a specialist to my room which took over an hour to get there. 3. There is a giant blood stain on the carpet by my bed which I'm hoping is red wine. 4. The bathroom floor is perpetually sticky no matter what housekeeping does. 5. They give you soap for the shower but no hand soap for the bathroom. 6. The iron is beat up and cracked. 7. The a/c is set on a motion detector so it turns off while you're sleeping. The price isn't too bad for the location but if I knew now back when I booked it I would never had considered it.
input: Write a positive yelp review.
output: Atmosphere: huge plus for being inside Crystals mall. Classy, a bit on chatty side. Food: amazing! Service: he meant well, but... The snow crab claw was by far the best I've had. It's served cracked, fresh, and insanely cold with a dramatic dry ice presentation. Food and service deserves 5 stars, but here's what I want to take a point off of. Nobody warned us that portions were HUGE. We left half the food on the table, which was meant for one person. Keep in mind I am a size 0, it's not hard to guess I won't have a huge appetite. The smooth talking waiter talked us into getting the steak special, 20oz bone in for $90-100, not on menu. He said it was for ONE person. Also he suggested the lobster mashed potatoes as a side and sushi roll. The steak was good, but too big for both of us to finish. Then the server hands me the charred bone bit - actually, more like plop it in the mashed potato - and tells me to eat the meat off of it. Really? Are you expecting me to lick my fingers off after I chew off the meat with my teeth and hands like a classy lady? We opted for half portion lobster potatoes instead of a full, which was still a whole bowl of potato mash swimming in a pool of butter. Whatever happened to mixing? The half portion of sweet potato fries had so much breading that I couldn't taste the sweet potato. I'm sure there's a lot of people who drool over this type of side dish, but I was certainly not one of them. I'll give 4stars, but next time, please don't suggest ordering extra food when it's clear we can't even finish one plate. It's too good to waste!
input: Write a negative yelp review.
output:
Unbelievable. You try so hard to find an HONEST mechanic but in this town they don't seem to exist. My husband took our car in to these people to get a new battery and they told him he needed a new alternator and that it cost roughly $400 when he and I both knew all we needed was a battery. Sure enough, we took it to another mechanic, told him how these people tried to screw us, and they happily gave us a new battery, now the car is fine. The managers of this store should be ashamed of themselves for trying to take advantage of their customers.