Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Q: They are performing using batons. They

A: kick the high ropes on the side.
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Q: Someone just smiles, sits down at the desk, things already not going too well, about to get worse. Someone

A: paints her bedroom window with a tea towel.
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Q: As someone eyes him squarely, someone deflects the order with a brotherly smirk. He

A:
crouches, grabs one of the reporters, and breaks a glass of fire.
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