Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A: All I can is MEH. For the price point, I thinking the food to die for. But I can't express how average it was for me. First, the place was deserted, like two other parties in the whole joint. Huh....interesting. We went to Morton's to celebrate a friends birthday. They did it right with personalized menus and confetti on the table. Hands down it was awesome. The gesture is pretty awesome since most places don't come close to that. I ordered a salad and the filet mignon tacos. I was that hungry. The salad was cool. The tacos you get more of everything else but filet, and should be called tacos of condiments hahahaha. The filet looked like beef jerk or barbacoa. For me the best was the berries and cream. Absolutely amazing! Just overall not impressed with the price and selection. Maybe I partial to my favorites.

Problem: Write a positive yelp review.
A: I went here for a buddy's bday party. The sandwich one of us ordered was HUGE. The clam chowder was kind of small but very fresh and tasty. Sirloin steak was small but decent. Mashed potatos were yummy. So were the veggies. Food came out warm and in a fairly timely manner considering that it was a Sunday night. My crusted chicken creamy marinara pasta (w/ extra marinara on the side) was excellent. I don't eat huge portions so it was just right. I didn't need a to go box. The manager seemed very nice. Desserts didn't interest me at this place, but the main course was tasty. I would go again.

Problem: Write a positive yelp review.
A:
This place should be called Magic OMFG Noodle because it was soooooooo gooooooood! I had the regular noodles with the Beef/Oyster sauce and it did not disappoint. My friend got a larger size of noodle and said that it was a little too much noodle and she would go with regular next time but the food was still very good. I ordered the egg rolls which were very "meh" but the noodles more than made up for it. Wish they carried beer or wine but by the time I finished my plate, there wasn't room in my stomach for anything else.