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Output: I have had a really bad experience with them as well. The woman who I spoke with tried to bully me by yelling and talking over me while I was trying to explain the issues I was having with the product and what was being billed to my insurance company. She hung up on me as well.

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Output: i'm not one for the heavy tourist spots so i'm prejudice against hofbrauhaus. that being said, the sausage is ok. the beer is good. it's just too kitchy and overblown for me. theres much better german food in vegas if you're looking.

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Output: Went here for brunch on a Sunday morning. We were sat quickly and promptly met by our server who was friendly and knowledgable. I went with the special (eggs Benedict w filet mignon) and my girlfriend went with the quiche. Both we're excellent. Eggs Benedict was not smothered in sauce as many places do, the eggs were not over done and the meat was perfect. A little pricey, but considering what we've paid for terrible service and food at other locations (LVH), this place is a bargain.

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We've heard some great things about the buffet at the M Resort so on our way home from LV, my friends and I decided to check it out... only to find the line was approximately two hours long. BEH... no thank you. So we mosied on over to Hash House to get something to eat, where we only waited 45 minutes, at the max; I was actually reading reviews of this place while waiting and was very excited to try it. The restaurant itself is really nice. The decor was on point, modern and spacious. The staff was friendly and our server would stop by to fill our water even though it wasn't too empty; I love that though. The food came out pretty quick, given that they were pretty busy. Everything on the menu looked delicious. I opted for the Crispy Cornmeal Salmon Sandwich, which was HUGE! Like seriously, I felt like the sandwich was as big as my face. As much as I wanted to like it, I would've liked more if it was more seasoned (like maybe more pepper or more of that chili-mayo stuff); I like things hot and super seasoned. I also got the Hash House side salad with the creamy cucumber dressing with corn croutons, which was cool and refreshing. All in all, the ingredients were fresh and the portions are ridiculously big (so go hungry). I must say though, that I really wanted to like this place, like I REALLY wanted to like it. But because everything I tried was kind of bland, I didn't. Maybe I'll just try something else next time. And just for the record, OMG I feel so bad writing something mean; like seriously, I feel so bad right now :( BOO! Now I feel like a mean person LOL FYI: If you're hungover, you probably don't want to sit by the windows because it's bright as hell.