Problem: That was almost as bad as Liz and I having to get up at 5 AM on our wedding night because of a fire alarm in our hotel and having to grope around in the dark to find clothes so we did n't have to run outside naked . Then when I got on the phones my first two calls were angry people who immediately asked to speak to a supervisor , because of something someone else did that they wanted to call in and bitch about . I love how we get to be screamed at because of some other asshole 's mistakes . At least the rest of my day went well .

What kind of phone calls was the narrator on ?

A: They were customer service phone calls at work .

Problem: We were lucky that the annoying people did not show up . That would have been a disaster . When the $ 715 bill came , I was asked to gather the money . I got sucked into doing it previously so I guess they were satisfied with the outcome OR just thought that I 'd be a sucker to get stuck figuring it out again .

Why does the narrator seem to have a resentment ?

A: The narrator is having to pay the bill .

Problem: I had a swirl of peanut butter and cookies and cream on one side , and vanilla on the other ( to cut the sweet ) with some chocolate jimmies on top . Playah had strawberry on one side and pistachio on the other . And for those people into that tart yogurt taste , they had flavors WITH THE TART ALREADY IN IT . They were offering both peach and peach tart .

What food may I have been eating ?

A:
Ice Cream