Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: Oh F&E - how you have broken my heart! This was my favorite place to shop for the past year. After being taken over by another grocery store chain, the store has gone downhill. From higher prices on almost everything in the store (the dinners I used to purchase for weekly dinners went up on average $1 per! It's a meal under 300 calories - there's hardly any food in the bow! How can you justify that increase!) The quality of the produce is now shockingly bad. I used to be able to have fresh bananas and spinach last all week - not now. The bananas are brown and spotted and questionable by Wednesday. And finally, today I purchased a bean and cheese dish and apparently someone forgot to add cheese! Ugh. Like I said, I used to love this store! This was my main grocery store and I purchased 5 nights of dinners for me and my boyfriend. Not anymore. Time to find a new store. I will say that despite all the changes, the employees still remain the most helpful an friendly of any store you can shop at.

Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: I was in the market for my first bike in 5 years. I hit several shops and Tempe Bicycle has the best value available. It was a decent, Giant bicycle for $240. It's not top of the line, but other shops were selling it for as much as $100 more. So I head in. From the beginning: 1) Rude, pushy salesperson. I go to look around and compare bikes. No riding yet. Just looking. Judy (?) says something like, "Well if you don't buy this today, we might not have it tomorrow." I say, "Okay. I'll call before I come back." 2) I call. They have it. Because they have dozens in stock, being built and set on the floor as the others sell. And I go and ask for a test ride. A different salesperson named Debbie helps me out. She's competent, but very impatient. I say, "I don't like the shock-absorbing seatpost. Are there any options for switching that out." She says, "No. Everybody likes that seatpost. It' s a $75 seatpost! Just try it. You'll get used to it." I say, "I'll get the bike, but I don't like the seat." She says, "We'll get it ready, you can pick it up tomorrow." (In the middle of all of this, she took time to yell at a few customers for touching the unicycles. She said, "There's a sign, you know." They said, "We didn't see it." She says, "I don't believe that. How could you not see it? It's right there.") 3) I go to pick it up. I say to the person who's signing me out, "I don't like this seat. Are there any other options?" He says, "Yes! Plenty. If you give it a ride for a few days and decide you want a different seatpost, come back in within 30 days and we'll trade it out. That's a suspension seatpost, so it won't cost you anything to go to a fixed seatpost." I say, "Seriously?" He says, "Seriously." 4) I ride about two miles, and come to the conclusion that I still don't like the seatpost." I come back in on the 28th day, and I say, "I'm here to change out my seatpost. I still don't like it." Debbie's back. She says, "Okay. Pick a seatpost. Most cost around $25-35. We'll be able to change that out if you want." I say, "I was told it was a free trade-out because this was a more expensive seatpost and this was within 30 days." She says, "We'll fire whoever told you that. We won't trade it out for you." I said, "Well you told me it was a $75 seatpost, so what do I get in exchange for giving it back to you? Nothing? I buy a new seatpost and pay for installation and you get a nice seatpost to re-sell?" She says, "I don't know you! I never spoke to you! You must have me confused for the other woman. For Judy. We are different, you know." (As if I'm a sexist who can't tell the difference between two women in a bike shop.) And I say, "Look, your name's right here on the receipt." And she says, "Oh. That's me. What I said was that we could swap it out on the day of sale only and we would charge you." I said, "You never said that--I wish you had. It would have saved us this conversation. Forget the seatpost. Can I just get a 30-day tune-up." And then we both apologized for the confusion. Credit to Debbie--she initiated the apology. 5) I pick up my bike after a tune-up, and as a kind of "test," I ask the mechanic, "So, what did you do on the bike?" And he says, "We did everything." I said, "What does that mean?" He says, "We fixed everything." And then he walked away. 6) I went to another bike shop and liked it much more, and I will give them my business from now on. -------------------------------------------- TL;DR: Rude, impatient employees who seem to hate dealing with customers.

Problem: Write a positive (OPTIONS:
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A:
This place is a wonderful and quaint neighborhood bakery, pastry, coffee, and also a breakfast and brunch spot. We came around 1pm on a Sunday. They were bustling but there were enough tables for us to find a nice booth window seat. We ordered the croque madame and croque monsieur. They came out hot, fresh and looked great. The bread was toasted to perfection and so fresh! Super crisp but fluffy at the same time. You can really taste the fresh baked bread difference and it's incredible. Also, both dishes came with a small side of mix salad with a creamy balsamic dressing. The flavor profile for both dishes were for the most part, the same, with tiny differences. The croque madame came with a beautiful fried egg on top of a melty ham and cheese sandwich with bechamel sauce. On the other hand, the croque monsieur was like a grilled bubbling ham and cheese sandwich. Both tasted great, but my favorite was the croque Madame as it was juicier and more moist from the creamy bechamel and the runny egg. My boyfriend couldn't stop raving about how much he enjoyed his croque Monsieur and he said he preferred his over mine. He is a big fan of this place. We are excited to try their crepes and their quiches next time!