Instructions: Given reviews from Amazon, classify those review based on their content into two classes: Negative or Positive.
Input: This movie is the lamest peice of pseudo-intellectual crap I have ever seen. It is painfully self-serious and a major bore. This is porn for those who would never confess that they watch porn. If you want to see a good movie about human relations, go get "Besieged" by Bertolucci.
Output:
Negative