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Output: I have had internet issues since day 1. After about 8 technicians came to my home, it was working for about 6 months. Then about 6 months ago it stopped working again (I'm paying for 35mbps download and 15mbps upload) I'm getting between 5mbps and 15mbps download depending on what mood my internet is in. Then .5mbps upload to 10mbps upload. In the past 6 months, just like before I have not gotten what I've paid for. They've sent numorous technicians to my home, all of which have told me "sorry I can't figure out what the problem is" All of which are subcontractors. They finally send me a Cox employee, so I sit there crossing my fingers that he knows what he's doing. Go figure, he doesn't figure out why I'm not getting the speed I pay for. I'm stuck in a contract but I'll be getting rid of Cox asap.

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Output: Good service and a good calzone

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Output: Tried to eat here three times during a convention at the hotel, it was way too crowded and we couldn't find a seat. Staff didn't try to help or acknowledge us for a good 15 minutes that we wandered around looking for a table. They should at least change the whole "seat yourself" concept during a convention that thousands of people attend, doesn't work well.

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If I could give it one review I would. We walk in and my friend uses the ATM. Normal right? $45 just to use the ATM. Then from there girls immediately come to you and sit on your lap. I went out to have a guys night out. Not have some random girl sit on me. I was also wearing khakis. The girl had so much bronzer on that she left it all over my nice expensive khakis. I'm sorry but I don't want to look like you after you're done. Then the girls say "were gonna bring you on a tour." Then they bring you into the VIP room and sit you down and say its $500 per girl per hour. Then we said no thanks but they wouldn't let us leave. We had to say no thanks. Overall worst experience I've had at a club. I don't mind them trying to hustle me for drinks. But don't sit there and tell me how much you make and how long you've been doing it. Over all I will not go back.