Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: Stopped in today. There was a modest selection. Most of the usual suspects were accounted for, but wouldn't you expect that? After all, it's a restaurant supply store. I was able to pick up about 60% of what I needed, but that has nothing (or nearly nothing) to do with the 'Meh' rating. It was the service. The shitty, shitty service. Two things I'm not really looking for in a place I shop? 1.) Hearing an employee be fully condescending to a customer who has asked a legitimate, albeit simple, question. 2.) Waiting to be rung up while the cashier stops bagging my order so that she can join in on the conversation that her co-workers are having across the store. Yes, I really love that last one. Awesome. Maybe the 'B' squad was running the show today. I hope so. If not, this place deserves 1 star.
Q: positive

A: (Lyrics - The Lonely Island - Dick in a Box) You know you've been there for such a long long time And now I'm ready to wait for it in the line Well, you know it's Lunch time and my mouth is open wide Hope you gonna give me something tasty so you know what's on my mind A burger real special, so take off the bun I'll take a look inside it's at the Chuck Box! It's at the box Not gonna get me a Burger King That sort of burger don't mean anything Not gonna get me a In-and-Out Cause, you've got my shining Yelp star Not gonna get me a Mckey burger I guy like me needs something real I wanna get me something that'll hit my heart Something special man! It's at the Chuck Box It's at the Chuck Box man It's at the Chuck Box Ohh, It's at the Chuck Box man Where should I start!? Hmmm... Well I was told to come here years ago from a friend, but never traveled my way down to the Mills Ave. much anymore since I'm way past my 20's. However, it was always on my mind and now; Bam! I did it! The Chuck Box I guess has been around for ages, not my age apparently. The place itself is a dive. Made out to look like it's right out of a pioneer wagon with boxes as chairs. Seating is limited so arrive and be prepared to wait or pickup and go. The burgers are made from scratch literally. It's a "build your own burger" place so add toppings by asking the chef. Overall, the burger is perfect. Best firewood grill burger I've had! Mesquite firewood is what they used. The burger is nice and juicy with a smokey scent! I went lightly on the toppings since the burger itself is so big! Ordered me a side of zucchini fries and I'm golden! In the end, I can be a burger snob, but The Chuck Box impressed me. I don't care for "build your burger" places, but I'll let this one pass with an A grade. - Enjoy
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer: BE CAREFUL if you are going to use any of their "deals"! I was using 2 Daily Deal vouchers, I bought one for me and one for my Mom to use. The deal states one per person, not per table, but they would only let us use one. The tacos were delicious, but the experience soured me.
Input: OPTIONS:
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Generate a negative review for a place
Output: We went to Habitat for their Thanksgiving buffet, so this review covers only that specific event, not their general menu. The good points: the food was generally very tasty. Service was very good -- we wanted some special things and the staff was able to provide them. I see that others commented on the utensils and dishes. We actually were impressed by the choices, such as having a coffee set that also had a place for a companion desert. Speaking of deserts, they were great. One that stood out was a "turkey cookie" which had two standing cookies surrounding a pumpkin filling, with icing designed to look like a turkey. On the not so good side. First, much to my amazement, they ran out of turkey. Yes, on a Thanksgiving buffet, they ran out of turkey. Second, there was very little selection (compared to what one might expect of a Thanksgiving buffet). For example, for the breakfast part of the buffet, they offered eggs Benedict. That was nice -- but that's all they had for eggs. Perhaps one could have asked for something else (see service comment above), but it was not clear how far one could go "off menu". Similarly, no soups -- you might expected something like a pumpkin or squash soup. Few salads. Lots of cold cuts, if you like that kind of thing. Third, some duds in the food. While most of the food was very tasty, there were exceptions. For example, the mahi-mahi was chewy, not flaky. Finally, the price: for $70 a person, I would have expected everything to be great, which along with the very limited selection, strongly influenced the rating to 2 stars as a Thanksgiving Buffet.
input: Write a negative yelp review (OPTIONS:
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output: The wood saw is always out of service... The garden department is nice, but the staff is a little strange. This location never seems to be busy, so check out times are short. The prices are higher than "another" home improvement store just east on Baseline. Meh.
Input: OPTIONS:
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Output:
I had a totally opposite experience than the reviewer below (curious g). I thought the owners were trustworthy and genuine. Didn't even charge for simple watch repair that took two seconds. They always give honest advice and actually care about the customer. Edward & Marsha have been in business for a long time. Family owned & operated and the owners are always there. Friendly neighborhood place. A fun selection of unique jewelry too. I would send people there again and again.