input: Write a negative yelp review.
output: Monte Carlo is not a bad hotel. It has the basics: store, slots, and a few restaurants. It's nothing fancy but it'll work. We paid $49 for it which is probably the only reason why we stayed 4 nights. However, here were my problems with the hotel: - we checked in at 2:30 AM (a very long travel story) to them having all their computers down for maintenance. We were seriously penciled in and I had to provide my printed reservation to confirm the price we were paying. - when we were given our room, the receptionist actually said, "i can't tell you the state of this room because our computers are down"; what kind of rooms are you letting people stay in? - smoking room, smoking hall. see above 2 points for why this was given to nonsmokers - 26th floor. Okay, no complaint about actual floor, but we were 26 levels up and I could hear the pool music like it was outside my door. It played at a ridiculous high level until 5 pm every day. This does not add relaxation to a trip. - paper thin walls. Our neighbor received a phone call around 9 am every morning. They are apparently not light sleepers because it took about the 5th ring to answer this call every morning. I guess I should be lucky that's all I heard I think this would be a good hotel if you're only staying a night or two and plan to be in the casinos 24 hours
input: Write a negative yelp review.
output: Several factors lead to this review. First, the train noise that starts at or before 5 AM every morning. Not a great way to start the day. Second, there is no self park option. While I appreciate that some people like the convenience of valet, we do not. We often travel with classic/show cars so this would not be a hotel we would utilize for those times. Third, we booked this through priceline and it was a bit misleading as their site lists the hotel as on strip and it clearly is not. The hotel is not really convenient for walking anywhere. You have to either cab it or take the shuttle which only goes to the Wynn or Ceaser's. Fourth, after spending the entire morning roaming the strip we wanted to go back to our room and rest for a while before our dinner reservations later that night. We get back at around 3. The room has not been cleaned yet. We call the front desk and are told it would be at least 4:30 before housekeeping gets there to clean the room but they would be happy to send us clean towels in the mean time. Fifth, I decided to treat myself to a pedicure while my husband was at the pool. Nothing special about it. I could have and have had the same type/quality of pedicure that I get regularly for 1/4 of the price. While this is probably a great hotel if you are traveling with children or for business and want to be away from the strip but close enough for the excitement, it was not a good choice for us. We most likely will not stay here again. I would not rate this among the 5 stars that we have stayed in for past visits. Maybe 3.5 or 4.
input: Write a positive yelp review.
output:
Thought the food was really good! Got a to go order and have not dined in. A little unfortunate that there is no alcohol served but will continue to go for dinner and take out!