Goal and options: sink
output answer: makes the wrapper soggy

Goal and options: What can I use as impromptu or make shift crochet sticks?
output answer: You can use any metal or wooden rod that is at least 5 inches long, and has a fine point. Possible include a drum stick or a thick antenna.

Goal and options: What do I do when my pants keep falling down?
output answer:
Zip tie through a couple of belt loops and tighten your pants this way.