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Output: I took my girlfriend here for our anniversary dinner because we were staying at the hotel. We ate dinner here and it was bellow par than any other Italian food restaurant I have ever been to. The portions were very small and over priced. The chicken marcella for almost $30 looked like a kids menu portion. Next time I will goto Olive Garden and have better Italian food and their food isn't very good.

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Output: Every step of the way my experience was painful! Customer service sucks, they did not call me back when they said they would, my battery bubbled and I was told "it happens." I was told by the owner that he "guaranteed" the LCD was the issue for my white screen when I didn't think it was (due to it coming back on sometimes). Then when they replaced the LCD and there was NO display, not even the white screen it sucked to be me. Guess I should have gotten a money back guarantee. I didn't pay anything for the replacement of the screen, except for all the weeks of wasted time (yes the LCD was on back order, I found out when I had to call them after they said they would call me in 3 days and I got nothing. Maybe this place works great for iPhone customers, but I will never go here again! Strongly DO NOT recommend. I usually support local businesses, but I don't like how the price changed every week. Beware.

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Output: The best meal ever - I realize I said that once but this is my new best. It made me want to cry tears of joy. If there's anyway you can afford this then do yourself a favor and go!! You won't get a golden ticket with last minute reservations. Try one alcohol & one non-alcohol pairing for the most variety. Ask questions and keep an open mind. Vegetarian options looked awesome! I won't say more, since people have already detailed everything - but seriously, go...book a two day trip around your reservation and enjoy. Keep an open mind.

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When you think of the desert, you think...sushi of course. I've been lucky enough to consume sushi on 3 different continents and Kabuki may not give Osaka a run for it's money, but it is a welcome surprise in the land that Chicago mobsters built. It's off the beaten path, which in Vegas means at least a mile from the center of the action, and it's affordable, fresh and creative. Gyoza and miso staples paved the way for a rainbow roll for lunch which proved to be of highest quality, important for even the lowliest of sushi joints. I'd give it 5, but I'm a snob who lived behind Fugakyu in Boston or 5 years and hold it as a measuring stick to, well, everything...if you want a quality meal in Vegas without casino-inflated prices, Kabuki is a sure bet.