Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: too bad you actually have to give a place one star. SCAM ALERT! this place does horrible work. i'm trying to get all their fuck-ups fixed under warranty and these assholes cant find the paperwork to figure out from where they bought the part they replaced. it has cost me two full days at the el paso aamco and my shit still isn't right. i'll have another full day at the shop before im done - if that ever happens. i do appreciate what the el paso aamco is doing for me (going ahead and buying the part out of pocket to satisfy my getting screwed by their compadres in AZ). i urge anyone to call customer support to complain about these jackasses. they're looking to rip you off - not help you out. i called and SHOULD be getting a callback tomorrow and will update this review with a review of their customer satisfaction performance. assholes.
Q: negative

A: Suncoast sucks. Such a shit hole. But they got bowling and movies. That is all. * off the strip
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer: My friend and I wanted pizza last night and Oregano's had a crazy long line, so we ended up here at Boston's. Neither of us are hardcore UFC followers, so we weren't aware of the big fight night going on last night. We were asked if outside was okay and because the weather right now is too amazing to be indoors, I agreed to sit on the patio....until we got to our table, which was in the very furthest corner where a couple of guys were hovering, smoking freshly-lit cigars. I'm not a smoker, so it always irritates me that sitting outside is not an option, unless you enjoy inhaling second hand smoke. But what are you gonna do? It's not like they can smoke anywhere else, so I get it, just don't wanna be a part of it while eating. So, the wait for a table inside began. We should've driven to Barro's or something but we were already there and figured, what the hell. The hostess, Alyssa, was super sweet and so genuinely apologetic for us having to wait. She found a table for us, sat us, cleaned the surface, took our drink order and even our food order. She was trying so hard to please every customer she encountered. However, one particular manager (his accent sounded Russian to us) was constantly in her face, critiquing everything she was doing. After our order was put in, he came to our table and explained that Boston's had spent $4800 to broadcast the fight and that we had to spend $15 minimum each. "You understand," he says, with his sweaty palm on my back. Fuckin' gross! I told him that I did understand, but we were there to eat, there was no signage explaining this, nor were we told upfront...."so it's not my problem." Our waitress (pretty sure her name was Brittany) came over after and explained that she wasn't concerned about a minimum. She was very pleasant and attentive to every detail. I'm giving this crappy place 2 stars because the service from the two lovely ladies who helped us actually made the experience worthwhile. The manager was a dick and the pepperoni pizza was definitely not gourmet. We had chicken nachos as an app, though and they were not bad at all. So to sum up: nachos=good. The waitstaff was awesome. Pizza=very sucky. And during a UFC event, the noise level is deafening.
Input: OPTIONS:
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Generate a negative review for a place
Output: How do I loathe thee, Big Two Chandler service department? Let me count the ways... There's a special ring in hell where all the mechanics and sales people at this dealership belong. They are the lowest of the low. I'm talking the-bully-who-used-steal-your-lunch-money-in-grade-school kind of low. Or the-22-year-old-loser-who-posed-as-a-high-school-basketball-player-to-get-chicks kind of low. They're so slimy I'd recommend wearing gloves to even view their website. My story: I'm a Toy girl through and through. Ever since I bought my first used Tercel and jumped in rockin' my cool side ponytail (c'mon, everyone has a bad early 90s haircut somewhere in their history), I was hooked. Good gas mileage, great resell value and they drive forever. Flash forward to this spring when the clutch finally started to go on my beloved Tacoma. I asked around for service recommendations and a co-worker mentioned Big Two as convenient, so I headed down to take a look. Admittedly, my skept-o-meter was a little elevated. You've heard those radio ads. What kind of customer would want a massage in a car lot? Wait, don't answer that. But I doubt that rearranging the feng shui of the parts department helps them find the right part cheaper. From the moment I walked in, Big Two's service department tried every cheese-d___ maneuver in the book. They kept my keys with a promise of "it'll just be a few more minutes" for more than an hour, tried to charge me $1200 for a $300 clutch job, then the service manager came out to explain how I "really needed" more than $200 in unauthorized repairs. Seriously guys... I may be a chick, but there's no effing way I'm paying $80 for an air filter. The icing on the cake? Listening to Michael Bolton's Greatest Hits not once, but TWICE, while waiting for the diagnostics to be completed. Makes you wanna throw up in your mouf a little just reading that, doesn't it? I quickly got the heck out of there and took my truck to another dealer. Two hours and only $200 later, I was back safely on the road. Bottom line: NEVER take your vehicle to Big Two. What a bunch of crooks.
input: Write a positive yelp review (OPTIONS:
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output: AWESOME PLACE!! Great venue inside and outside.. If you are a beer drinker like me this is the place for you. They have a HUGE Beer list. Now off to the food, the food is amazing I am serious everything on this menu is FANTASTIC!! The green bean casserol and mac and cheese is a must and the "Lil bit of everything" is a good starter if its your first time there.
Problem: What would be an example of an positive (OPTIONS:
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Answer:
So sad to hear that Oct 17 is the last day for this museum. It is a great place!!