This is the content of an email: These are the rules, no exceptions especially 15. 1. Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his fellow partygoers. 2. Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella. 3. It is ok for a man to cry under the following circumstances: a. When a heroic dog dies to save its master b. The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse c. After wrecking your boss' Ferrari d. One hour, 12 minutes, 37 seconds into The Crying Game e. When your Date is using her teeth 4. Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours. 5. Acceptable excuse for not helping a friend move a. Your legs have been severed in a freak threshing accident 6. Acceptable excuse for not helping a friend of a friend move: a. You'd rather stay home and watch speed buggy reruns 7. If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever, unless you actually marry her. 8. The minimum amount of time you have to wait for a guy who's running late is 5 minutes. Maximum waiting time: 6 minutes. For a girl, you have to wait 10 minutes for every point of hotness she scores on the classic 1-10 scale. 9. Bitching about the brand of free beer in a buddy's fridge is forbidden. Gripe at will if the temperature is unsuitable. 10. No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man. (In fact, even remembering your buddy's birthday is strictly optional.) 11. On a road trip, the strongest bladder determines pit stops, not the weakest. 12. While your girlfriend must bond with your buddies' girlfriends within 30 minutes of meeting them, you are not required to make nice with her gal pals' significant dick-heads--- low level sports

Subject: Unclassified rules

This is the content of an email: Jill, Bob Walker has informed me that Pioneer has requested the existing GISB with ENA be assigned to ENA Upstream. The GISB at issue was acquired from Columbia Energy Services. In light of this there would be no need for a new GISB with Pioneer. To date, Pioneer is holding final version of our GISB.

Subject: Pioneer Natural Resources USA, Inc.

This is the content of an email: When I put the changes in TIS, the total RTA changes from (8,562,517) to (13,717,606). The change of (5.1) million is not what Robbie passed along to me as the expected change. Do those numbers sound correct? Thanks,

Subject: Co. 87C RTA

This is the content of an email: Enron Energy Services has one single entry point for all customer leads and service issues - The EES Business Center. Your assistance is requested in routing all retail customer calls to this center. The Business Center can manage general customer service requests or provide information on EES product offerings. The number for the EES Business Center is 800-337-7837 (800-EES-SVCS) or internally, calls can be transferred to x59390. E-Mail address is: EESBusinessCenter@enron.com Thank you for taking the time to route these calls appropriately. Your assistance is critical to Enron's customer acquisition success and to ensure our customers' satisfaction.
Subject: Routing of Calls to EES Business Center