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An example of an positive review: First things first, Yum! Some of the best tacos I have ever had. So much flavor I couldn't believe it. We stopping in for dinner on a Tuesday night, very slow, only two other table in the place at the time. No biggie, its a tiny place so it wasn't too loud. Didn't get much of a smile or greeting when we walked in, the "waitress" (whom we found out was "just" the bartender) spoke in mumbles and I didn't get that she was letting us pick our own table until she just started at us for a few seconds. Anyway, we got a nice table and started to look over the drink menus, we were brought chips and salsa, excellent salsa by the way! The bartender/waitress continued the evening with little to no personality, asked if I knew what I wanted to drink, I said I wasn't ready and she just walked away, didn't even give my fiance a chance to order. My exact words were "Their food better be awesome to make up for this poor service." Long story short, I hardly remember how wretched she was, the food was soooo good. Starting with the salsa I was impressed, the guac was very good as well, very fresh. I ordered the braised short rib tacos and he got the carne asada tacos, both amazing! So much flavor, just enough heat, and the rice and beans were good too, not an after thought like most Mexican style restaurants can make them. Very very impressed with the food. But the service was meh at best. This woman not only had no personality, she didn't seem to want to be there at all. I over heard her telling another table that she hadn't even wanted to work there, at all, but her friend asked her for a favor so that is why she is there, and can tell us what she thinks is good but has no idea what is in anything. Really?!?! Wow, can we say unprofessional? She needs an attitude adjustment or to just get the hell out of there. But please don't let that deter you, the food is great!!! The price is right (I think there is a groupon and a Yelp deal still going on). Oh one side note.... the childlike handwritten notes in the front window... tacky! If you insist on having them there you should at least print them off the computer. But they are a little unnecessary anyway, we know we can only use one coupon per table.

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An example of an negative review: Average food for super expensive prices.

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An example of an negative review: THIS LOCATION IS CLOSED. When it was in business it was hit-or-miss, more bad than good. Opened new location in Urbana.

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An example of an negative review: Overrated! Really. I have to say it.