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Output: Meh - not my crowd at all. The much younger group in the corner was super snotty and mouthy regarding my group of older coworkers (30s - 40s) as they gave us the hairy eyeball when we dared to come in and take the tables near them. We were just looking for somewhere mellow to grab a bite and have a few drinks, and you would've thought we were there to put an end to all things joyful in the world. The food was mediocre, the drinks were syrupy sweet, and the overall vibe was trashy. I wouldn't come back.

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Output: I don't write reviews on this but I felt it necessary to write one for Lola's. Now let me start with the positives its right down the street from my office so its convenient, and that's about it. I ordered a crab cake for an appetizer which was mediocre to somewhat good at best and it was $7.00 for one! Then for lunch I ordered the shrimp creole which was absolutely nothing special although the shrimp were cooked absolutely perfectly. The shrimp creole was $16.99 and only came with 5 shrimp!!! Seriously I'm only getting 5 shrimp for 17 dollars you have got to be kidding me! I wouldn't have minded if the dish was mind blowing or if it was something that I had absolutely zero chance of replicating at home but that just simply isn't true. I could make this dish at home with ease! So if I were you I would find another creole place for much better value. I'm still confused how this is the best in Las Vegas

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Output: We went for the buffet on a Sunday morning, and are so glad we decided to give it a try! My husband's favorite is Chicken Tikka Massala - which they had on the buffet. I'm pretty new to Indian food, but there were so many options and so many things I liked! The service was amazing! Our water glasses were constantly full, which is good considering some of the food is really spicy! We're not from that area, but if we were in the neighborhood, I would consider going there again!

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I got a membership because I was told there would be no start-up fees on the day I signed up (Member Appreciation Day), there's no membership (i.e. just month-to-month), and there are no extra gym fees or anything of the sort. Well, to my surprise, two months in, I got a $29.99 "annual gym fee." I called to inquire and was given a simple apology for the employee not bringing it up when I signed up. Sorry, but apologies don't pay the bills. Next, when I try to cancel the membership because of this blatant deceit, I'm told that it's a $25 "processing fee." Are you kidding me? And according to the girl on the phone, the best they can do is lower it to a $10 processing fee. Neglecting to tell a customer about fees and surprise charges should be made up on the part of the -business- NOT the customer. BE WARNED!