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An example of an negative review: First impression walking into this Baskin-Robbins was that they seriously needed to mop their floors. Seriously, it was THAT disgusting! The teenagers working seemed less than thrilled to have customers. The ice-cream is the only thing that gets a star here. This place needs better employees and better management!!

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An example of an positive review: Sat at the bar and was serviced by ultra outgoing bartender Raul. He was very close, but did not quite cross over the line of being too buggy. He was very knowledgeable about the changes the restaurant had/was going through as well as their menu. Their gnocchi was excellent, and the veal saltimbocca was average. Raul did offer advice to go with the veal osso buco when ordering instead of saltimbocca, but did not listen to him because was looking for the bacon/au jus taste. Overall this is a great dining choice at the Mirage.

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An example of an negative review: I hate to give local businesses bad reviews, but this place is fuckin uuuup! Gave this place's menudo a shot while experiencing the hangover from hell on a Sunday morning. The restaurant has a beautiful menudo poster on the window. Large pieces of honeycomb tripe, fresh lime, crushed red pepper and cilantro...To a Mexican with a hangover, there is no better sight! So I walk inside and order a bowl, about $5, standard price. I take a seat and a few moments later, I'm greeted with a heaping bowl of hominy and a few shitty pieces of tripe. The red chile was a deep, dark red and looked very old. Shocked that my menudo looked absolutely nothing like it did on the poster outside, I dug around in my bowl, looking for some kind of hope that I would find a mere trace of what was advertised outside. A few panicked spoonfuls of hominy later, I gave up and went next door to Fry's for a can of Juanita's menudo.

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An example of an positive review: At first, this place seems absurdly vulgar, but it's hard not to warm to the sheer scale of the folly. You can walk along the Grand Canal...indoors...with shopping! And end at St Mark's Square....except they forgot St Mark's Cathedral! I guess they don't need such things in Sin City. The Doge's Palace has become a shopping mall and the Lion of Venice stands proud over the neon signs. Altogether cheerfully nonsensical, but at least the canals don't stink as they do in the original! Otherwise, this is a nice, high-end, all-suites Vegas hotel. Expensive shops, fancy canal-side cafes and superior restaurants. New York's own Mario Batali has moved in with two places, the casual Enoteca San Marco and the impressive B&B Ristorante. Of all the Disneyesque hotel-versions of the world's great cities, this is best.