Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: So like....am I missing something here? We walked in the door, and the place smelled AMAAAAAZING, like a huge pot of rich chocolate simmering away. I was super psyched to eat some biscotti - we got a half dozen, and they were very well priced (like $7.50 for six, i think?) All well so far. So then we get home, eat dinner, and we are pumped for dessert. How surprised and disappointed we were to find that the biscotti were totally plain. Though we had gotten six different, very unique-sounding flavors, we could not distinguish one from the other. The texture was great, but it tasted like what I can only describe as "plain biscotti." I'd love to give more stars to a local business, but like....it was just plain. Barely a hint of flavor. I'm totally not making this up or trying to be bratty or snobby - I'm not exaggerating at all. The stuff was totally boring. I see another reviewer here said exactly what I said, so I know it isn't just me. Maybe we've been on a bad day? I'd be willing to give it one more try, but if it's plain again - then me and Enrico's are done.
Q: positive

A: Wow. I came here for the AYCE. The service was very friendly and prompt. The "fish to rice" ratio here is ridiculously awesome. They have all of the basics on the menu and most things are pretty fresh. The uni, however, was kind of old and gooey. Sakana is located in the Target plaza on Maryland and Flamingo. It's the very last shop on the north flamingo side. The interior decor was so-so. I think if they could easily become a more popular place if they liven up the atmosphere a bit.
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer: The only reason I'm not giving this place one star is because I went with a group of 5 other people and two people were pretty happy with their dishes. One guy got the small chicken fried rice and said it was a good deal. Another person got the large lo mien and had enough leftover for her packed lunches for the next few days. I have to give it to them, the quantity of some of their dishes is large. However, the quality is seriously lacking. I got the dumplings and pork bun. They said the dumplings were homemade on the menu, so I was pretty excited about them, but I've definitely had better; the dumpling skin on some of them was a bit dry and tough. Have you ever wished you could go into the kitchen of a restaurant and help them make the dish better? That's how I felt about the pork bun. It looked like they had all the ingredients needed to make a good pork bun, but what they served was an oily mess. I could only eat about a third of it before I had to stop because it was too bland to justify slurping down that much oil. I think this meal goes down in my books as the worst Chinese food I've ever had at a restaurant.
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Output: Okay, so I got a pretty decent rate for this place so I booked it, BUT once they add the 24.99 plus tax a night resort fee, it was no "deal" at all. The resort itself is nice. The rooms are clean, nicely appointed, and comfortable. The front desk staff upon check in was fine, but the food on their "supposedly" 5 star restaurants was a joke. we waited over an hour (after ordering) for our breakfast...eggs and toast and some hollandaise sauce. The eggs came out after sitting for so long that the yolks were grey and the hollandaise had a thick crusty coating on top..I would have been better off eating some thing out of a vending machine. The night shift must be the "b" team. Unfortunately, we were on a floor with a large party that insisted the hallway was part of their rooms and they kept us up until about 2 o'clock before security finally got them to stop. Do yourself a favor and skip the bars at the resort (especially is you see Will behind one of them). The drinks are OUTRAGEOUS and they don't even make them right. The bartenders have horrible attitudes and there are plenty of restaurant bars across the street that would gladly welcome you. (try AL's garage; awesome joint, good drinks, open 24/7). We had a coupon for buy one get one free at some of the bars on the property, we order 2 shots that we were charged 12.00 a piece for and the rude bartender told us they weren't included in the 2 for 1 but wouldn't give us our drink coupon back. We went to the front desk to ask for a comment card and the desk attendant told us he would get one...we stood there for 10 minutes and he sent a some one else to come deliver them to us. When we filled them out and returned them, he walked around the corner and threw them in the trash. I guess if you like to sit by a pool then maybe this place is for you, but if you appreciate even a decent meal or drink and perhaps a good attitude to the folks you are paying 125.00 plus a night for then go to the strip where people actually appreciate you as a patron.
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer:
Left in complete disgust. Poor service and this location looks NOTHING like as described on the website. They did nothing to remodel and it still looks (and smells) like the rt o's that was here prior.