Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A: One star: NICE PAY OUTS AT THEIR SLOTS! I won $250 between 2 machines in less than thirty mins. Thank goodness I am one that can easily walk away. Two stars: Nice steakhouse (Tender...see my review), Sbux and numerous decent 24/7 convenient stores Nooooow the bad...I booked TWO rooms for three people 3 mths ago. Upon arrival to check in, lady says "You only have one rm reserved"....uuuuuuum, NO. I pull up my email and show TWO king bed rooms reserved under my name. After literally 5 mins of staring at my phone and her comp screen, Lady says "oooh. The other person has a different name for that second room". I gave her a blank look and bit my tongue. Did we get upgraded? Nope. We got two rooms with two double beds on the creepy fifth floor in which the hallway seemed appropriate for filming a horror film overlooking beautiful nothingness. Rooms were ok and clean. - All 3 of us got massages at their Nurture spa (see my review). Hubby and I got deep tissues and my ma got a swedish. They make you change in a locker room (I was trying to hide my body from everyone else's nude bodies! Seriously?! No changing rooms?! I asked the receptionist and she said there were none. My ma was happy w hers. Mine was ok (I have had better swedish massages). The hubby was satisfied but did not rant about it (Check out the coupon book they give you to get discounts on their massages!) NOT worth full price. Ok hotel. But next time, definitely hitting up the Mirage again (see my previous review of Mirage!)

Problem: Write a positive yelp review.
A: Its a light rail station yaaaaaaay! Clean, very well lit, and the ticket machine works again! I have seen ticket collectors hear a lot, so don't try and sneak on. Usually on a friday or saturday night you will see a bunch of drunks headed uptown. If you are looking for a place to park and ride, I would go to scaleybark. Though this is a good spot to get off and hit tyber creek, common market, or price's

Problem: Write a positive yelp review.
A:
Oh my god I'm so stuffed! Four stars.