Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: I took my dad to this hospital and the staff were really nice. We were in the ER due to him having some food stuck in his esophagus. We were here for 6 hours total. During the first 3 hours all they did was give him 2 shots of medicine to try to relax the muscle and a small can of ginger ale that seemed not to work so they then went in and took an X ray or Ct scan to see where the food was lodged at. They then said he would have to have surgery to have it removed. They then removed it. We just got the bill in and it was 35000.00 dollars for being there for 6 hours. This 35000.00 was separate from the anesthesiologist charge of 1800.00 dollars and the dr that did the surgery which charged only 300.00 dollars. My complaint here is how can they charge 35000.00 for an ER visit and a Ct scan and 2 shots and a can of ginger ale. Also my girlfriend was there recently and was charged 45000.00 for a day and a half spent in there which they never found out what was wrong and i ended up taken her to gilbert mercy hospital 2 days later where they found she had spinal meningitis. I will never ever go back to this hospital it just charges way to much
Q: positive

A: Great breakfast options and the underage teenage employees were a typical kids with their first jobs. They both tried so hard to make sure we were happy and we were! On a side note they are right on the water so sitting on the patio is refreshing if you get their early. The birds/flying rodents love the crumbs you flip to them. The lake is full of carp and my GF tried to feed a duck and was shocked as well as amazed at how many fished came over (couple hundred) it was like an episode of "when animals attack" She was having so much fun feeding the fish she wanted to buy a loaf of bread for the next morning.
Problem: What would be an example of an positive (OPTIONS:
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Answer: If you like to garden (buy plants) this place is great! They guarantee their plants for 1 year. This gives you a chance to see what plants can tolerate conditions in different parts of your yard. If you return a dead plant and want to replace it with the same plant or one of equal value they make the process simple.
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Output: That's not Chinese Food! This is so watered down to match the vanilla patrons in Scottsdale. I find it offensive to be frank.
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output: Very disappointing. So many better buffets than this. Even their California roll sucked.
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First impression, the place looked really nice. It smelled authentically Chinese too. But ultimately it's about the food and that's why it gets 2 stars. Small portions, high prices and frankly, weak food with poor service are a bad combo. The Kung Pao was unlike any I've had before. Hard, small, dry, fried bits of chicken with some peanuts and a half pound of dried red peppers with no sauce and no veggies was somethng I'd not like to have again. The black bean chicken, had no veggies and the sauce was thick and gelatinous; almost slimy. In fact it was so gelatinous, after a few minutes it actually acquired the semi-solid jiggle of actual Jello. It should be called corn starch chicken, not black bean chicken. The service was uncomfortable and odd. It was a farily dead Sunday afternoon, yet the bartender dropped and broke three items at 3 different times while we were there. Someone, a manager looking guy, was yelling from the kitchen to the bar (all the tables are located in between there) asking who had his Sharpie. My daughter asked if she could substitute plain noodles for rice with her kids meal and the waiter just said "No." Then later he mumbled some comment about "everything being pre-portioned" Pre-portioned? Is this just microwave food? A Chinese place that doesn't have any "unpackaged" noodles?? At $55 for 2 chicken entrees, 2 dinky kids meals and 2 iced teas with nothing else, I was robbed! Then my biggest pet peeve- the 20 minute disappearing act after they cleared our plates and we confirmed we didn't want anything else. Meanwhile the waiter walked around looking busy and doing nothing while avoiding eye contact and not giving us our check. Honestly, It just made me crave some superior Chinese fare, along the likes of Panda Express. Pei Wei and Changs? You can laugh this challenge off.