Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: Once upon a time, Ian Rankin, JK Rowling and Alexander McCall Smith used to go to The Elephant House to sit and write over endless cups of coffee. Lord knows what any of them would think if they went back for an espresso or latte now. Aside from the terrible service and permanently stressed looking staff, the place is so darn busy it's difficult to get a table. Spring to summer especially, the cafe is jam-packed with tourists desperate to secure a seat with views of the Castle. To make it worse, there's merchandise everywhere you look, the music is insipid and there's a live webcam opening til closing time so strangers across the world can watch as you eat your lunch! The biggest disappointment however, has to be the food and drink. On paper, soup, panninis, pitta, quiche and baked potatoes sounds quite promising but I suspect from tasting the last two that everything is part cooked in advance then microwaved. The coffee I ordered was equally bland and frothy. Free Wi-Fi or not, The Elephant House are going to have to raise their game if they want to inspire a new generation of writers!
Q: positive

A: Ordering now, hope it's as good as it was in Buckeye! (Will edit review after eating from new location) 1/26/2012 - Thanks for the reminder to complete the review. Just as good, if not better since they are closer to home now! - We ordered to go, we both chose the 2 meat combo's: Mine - Pulled Pork & Chopped Beef, Wife's - Beef & Pork ribs with the sides. All was very tender, flavorful and enough for 2 meals for each of us. Normally I prefer pork, but the beef on this visit was more flavorful. The ribs were meaty and tender. The staff is friendly, the larger dinning room is a nice change from Buckeye as well. We will certainly be back soon!
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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- positive) review?

Answer: Read about Tom's, was intriqued by both the history and new ownership. The staff is friendly, the decor is nice (if a bit too bright for a tavern). However, the food and service are lacking. Ordered a cheese burger medium rare with no bun and a fried egg; delivered a raw burger with a bun and no egg. When the food was returned to be cooked - received a terse comment about ordering a medium rare burger - do we want it medium. Actually, I would have rather enjoyed a medium rare burger without the added commentary. The caesar salad warm warm and wilted. We will not be back; my wife and I enjoy the resurgence of the downtown area - but next time I want a burger it will be 5Guys right across the street.
Input: OPTIONS:
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Generate a positive review for a place
Output: This is a little breakfast place close to the gay village in Montreal. It's a great little place with a nice menu for breakfast and lunch. It is quite small and very busy on weekends so expect a bit of a wait. I have never had anything off of the lunch menu but the breakfasts are great. I have enjoyed many items off the menu including a delicious ham and leek omelet and a few types of Eggs Benedict. Their potatoes have tasty herbs on them and they serve all the breakfasts with a tiny bowl of apple sauce. The toast is also great, not made from regular bread. Its made from delicious buttery white or brown artisan type bread. One major complaint is the service is not consistent. A few times it's been great, coffee always full, and meals served promptly with a smile. One time, however, it was horrible! My meal was fine but it took so long to arrive that the hollandaise sauce of my girlfriend's eggs benedict had time to form a film over the top and was ice cold before getting to the table. The waitress asked if we wanted a new one or reheated, I insisted on a new one (reheated hollandaise...ew!). Maybe it was just a bad day for this waitress.
input: Write a positive yelp review (OPTIONS:
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output: Great location, great selection of brews. Very friendly wait staff. Loved the ambiance. We'll be back. Hey it's right downtown.
Q: positive

A:
We went here during a family vacation. We wanted to take our dad out for his b-day and thought this would be a fun place to grab some beer and eats while still able to take my young nephews. We made reservations cause there was 8 of us. We were seated right away. Our table actually had a reserved sign on it when we were seated. Makes ya feel kind of special. :) What I got to drink: Rock Bottom White Ale - Brewed with two-row malted barley and wheat, with a hint of orange peel and coriander. The beer was quite refreshing especially being in the hot Arizona sun all day long. What I got to eat: Tillamook Bacon Burger - Steakburger topped with Tillamook cheddar cheese, bacon, lettuce, tomato and finished with BBQ jalapeno ranch dressing. This burger was so juicy. They use a brioche bun that soaked up all the yummy juices. Got to go on the list of the some of the best burgers I've had. I whispered to the waiter that it was my dads bday and he brought out a decent sized chocolate cupcake with an gooey frosting that everyone at the table gobbled up pretty quickly. Me and my brother split the bill. With 6 adults and two kids we got out of there for a 118 bucks including a decent tip from the both of us. It was a great experience. I'll have to see if there is a local RBB in my area.