Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer: Had high hopes for this place but was very disappointed. Went with a friend and sat at the bar (my preferred location in most restaurants). Did get good wine bottle recommendation. Bartender recommended we each get a pizza as one was too small. My friend is a social butterfly and makes friends with everyone else at the bar (fortunately) and we kinda decide we'll share each other's pizzas. We each order a pizza. Here's where things start going badly. 1. The pizzas are large enough to share between 2. 2. My friend's pizza (white pizza with some stuff and truffle oil). WAY too much truffle oil as we can't taste anything else. 3. My pizza doesn't arrive. A few minutes later I ask the bartender where my pizza is. "Should be out any minute" 4. 10 minutes later - "Should be out any minute" 5. 15 minutes later - "Uh, we are making it now" - Note that all of these were at my request for an update, not proactive by the bartender. Since we shared pizza amongst the bar, I don't want it anymore. I tell the bartender to stop the order. "uh, ok, we won't charge you for it". No kidding!! The other pizza's were good but not great. I did have some spaghetti from one of the other bar mates and that was better than the pizza. Maybe sitting at the bar was a mistake. I wouldn't go back anyway.

Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer: I've been here a few times. The good: - Very strong drinks. Almost, if there is such a thing, too strong. - Our first order of cheese curds. Hot, gooey, greasy. - Cheese soup + chunky tomato soup = delicious bowl of soup. The bad: - Slooow service. - Our second order of cheese curds. They were made with a different kind of cheese than the first (?) and were rather cold. I wonder what will change now that they're under new management.

Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer:
Happened to be in container park and decided to try out this brand new spot. The Perch has a menu outside to check out before going in. The decor is very nice. Service was okay. I had to ask to get a refill on water, that's a big red flag for me...they weren't that busy at the time either...anyways the Salmon app was very good! High quality salmon that melts in your mouth. Steak sandwich was pretty good, and I did like the fries with it. My mother got a (equivalent to Greek) salad and added shrimp...she enjoyed it but we didn't feel it was worth the price. Crime brulee for dessert was on point!! The manager/owner came by to ask about our experience and feedback which was nice. Since its brand new, I feel if the management is very observant with guests, menu items and prices and are open to changing little things were need be for the better, the restaurant will do very well.