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I had the lard shake here, after drinking the whole thing I am pretty sure I shaved off a couple months of my life. Apparently if the shake was any more creamier it would just turn into straight lard, all my friends were pretty disgusted with me finishing the thing but it tasted pretty good for the first half sip and I only did it because I was raised to clear my plate.

The burgers here are extra unhealthy and that's this place's draw, people who just want to eat like crap and don't give a damn. Pretty sure the burger shaved off a couple months of my life too.

The waitresses kind of act like they don't want to work there, and the place has a dragged down feel to it, at least in the day time.

I kindda liked the novelty of this place, and how it says that if you weigh over 650 lbs or so you eat for free, although I've read in the news that several of the people who were eating for free here died very early. Not to insult their memory but it's a lifestyle choice and if they respected it themselves, I respect that.

Outside they have a buncha warning signs saying that this place could kill you, which I thought was funny.

If I ever come back here and any of the people in my company would like to try it out against my recommendation, I'd probably buy the biggest burger, the quadruple bypass burger I believe, I'd scarf down that monster just to show that I can do it unphased.

That or maybe after scarfing it down I end up in the hospital- a story to tell nevertheless.
2 stars