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An example of an negative review: Wow! I was just here a few months ago. How fast can a burger place go down hill? I wish I would have read the recent reviews before eating here. I would have gone to In-n-Out in a heart beat. Just like previous patrons have stated, the burger tastes like it is freezer burned, the 'Endless' fries are not very good, the service is lacking, the bartender assumed I wanted Med. their version is very pink and greasy as well. Only positive is the beer. Next time I'll drive out of my way to a close Red Robin. Everything is much better there.

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An example of an negative review: On wed nights they have trivia at 830. Trivia was fun. Many questions were from earlier than 1980s which was not fun and very challenging, lol. The food was great. I ordered an artichoke and spinach dip and guinness wings. They were very good. I also ordered the dirty Scotsman which is half Guinness and half kilt lifter. My friend ordered some chips, which are like really good flat potato wedges, but we never got them. The waitress forgot. And she didn't even come back so we can even tell her that she forgot them. The next time she came, it was to give us a box for the food. I.e, we were done eating. Usually at trivia night I would have 3-4 beers but only had one because the waitress rarely checked on us, so how can I order more? Our waters weren't refilled either. To sum up, 5 stars for the food, 1 star for the service and experience. :/

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An example of an positive review: I work in this area and have become a regular here. I am usually not a fan of Panda but the food at this location seems to be more fresh that others. The staff is always friendly and offer you to try their new dish. I wanted some rangoons but I like them fresh out of the cooker. When i hesitated the gentleman offered to throw some fresh one in for me at bring them to my table. This is not typical of a fast food place.

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An example of an negative review: I am sorry but this place thinks it is fabulous but it is not. Nothing worse than thinking you are fab and are not. The staff loves themselves too much and the clothes are tired. If Madison really wants to believe it is fierce than Jazzman needs to order some Marc Jacobs or Prada or Gucci or Kiehls. Instead it has Jazzman, unfortunately. The clothes reminding me of something from a Human League video. Get over yourself Jazzman. May be diva for the shopper from northern Wisconsin but for the rest of us that have been around it doesn't work. Also, get a better website. A site that just shows your store is really old. How about highlighting your lame "designers" and "brands" but no, just a picture of the store to make it seem mysterious and cool-not. Call me when you offer Miu Miu. The ties are hideous. And the jean selection is criminal.