Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: My husband & I felt like something sweet to eat. Went to the bakery and ordered 2 Lemon tarts. EWE..they tasted days old. The lemon tart was hard, as well as the meringue on top. As for the crust, we had to cut it with a knife! NOT FRESH at all. The cappucino was cold. Went to mgmt to complain that bakery items were not good, she was very unprofessional, we were not asking for our money back, we simply stated dessert was stale. She argued, and walked off. NEVER go back there again for a SIMPLE tart!
Q: negative

A: This place has a monopoly on high profile stand up comedy in the valley, and they know it. They use that monopoly to their advantage with abusive policies (to the customer) and bad service. Their policies are total crap. We recently bought some tickets to a 7PM show and when we found out that we couldn't attend that show, we called and tried to get our tickets swapped to the 9:45PM show. After emailing and calling multiple times (and leaving voicemails), I finally got someone on the line. They went on and on about how there are no refunds or transfers whatsoever, but then they went on to say that they could check with their supervisor to see if we could exchange our tickets for the 9:45PM show. The person got back to me and said, yes, we could exchange our tickets to the later show, but there would be a $5 transfer charge per ticket. I asked him how they could have a transfer fee if their policy doesn't even allow transfers/exchanges? He couldn't answer that one, of course. We opted to do the exchange and attended the show. Once you get there, you'll note that the place is extremely packed with chairs. They sardine as many people as possible into the venue. Many of the seats and arrangements are uncomfortable in my opinion. Once you are wedged into your seat, you are then reminded that they "require" that you purchase 2 drinks during your stay, at highly inflated prices, of course. They don't have hot tea as a beverage option any more (they used to) and I hear the iced tea is $10 a glass. In addition, gratuity is automatically added to your bill, so even if your service is bad, your server gets a tip anyway! I love stand up comedy, but I despise this place. I won't be attending their shows and dealing with their heavy handed, turnip squeezing tactics.
Problem: What would be an example of an positive (OPTIONS:
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Answer: Cutest place we discovered on our last day in Montreal. Brunch line out the door. They also offer pastries to go so got in that line which moved fairly quickly. Chocolate banana brioche bun is all you need to know when going here. Eye opening happiness good. One of the most memorable things I ate on our trip.
Input: OPTIONS:
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Generate a negative review for a place
Output: Not good food. General Tsos chicken and sesame chicken were indistinguishable. Steamed dumplings are actually gross. Fried rice seems to be purchased as is and then steamed.
input: Write a positive yelp review (OPTIONS:
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output: Good food for a good price in a cute restaurant. Tasty veggie bao. However, if your vegetarian or vegan, I recommend specifying this, as my soba with tomato definitely included some beef broth that I chose to ignore due to massive hunger. In and out in like 20 minutes. Definitely worth checking out, even if you have to go to Hilldale to do it :D
Q: negative

A:
I've been debating about writing this review. I love cupcakes and I was so excited when I so this store. The store inside the mall is very cute. The staff is amicable, but not overly helpful. Which is ok, the cupcakes look good, however, looks are not all, even for cupcakes. I got the Lemon Raspberry and the Coconut, as well as a Key Lime cake pop. I tried the cake pop first. It was gummy tasting and neon green. I have been to Key West and I never saw a neon green key lime. Then I took a bite out of the coconut one. The cake per se was not bad, however the frosting tasted like oil. Not appetizing. So, I closed the little container and tried the Lemon Raspberry. I guess I have been spoiled by other cupcakes in town. Again, the neon yellow color for the cake. Where do they get these citrus. (see picture) The cake tasted like the ones from the grocery store. I ended up throwing them in my garbage, making sure to smoosh it down, in case I had a Miranda moment (only if you have watched Sex and the City you will get this). At least I know I won't be tempted at the mall anymore. I guess I should be thankful????