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An example of an negative review: I had been anticipating a wonderful experience at this restaurant and finally went last weekend with my husband and another couple. Living in the area and traveling frequently, my husband and I eat out at fine restaurants all the time. So this review is based upon years of dining experience throughout our country... WE WOULD NOT RETURN! The service was the only redeeming feature. The quality and food preparation was subpar and the portions were smaller than usual dinner servings. The appetizers were good but the dinner selections (we had 4 different) were just OK. We were hoping the desserts would be better. Our server recommended her 2 favorites but they were not worth the calories and we left half of each. The noise level was that of a Friday night bar happy hour - we could barely talk to our friends sitting across the table. Cowboy Ciao has the original menu because the chef started there and then moved to CPH. Skip Citizen Public House and go to Cowboy Ciao, especially if you are visiting and want a wonderful meal in Scottsdale.

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An example of an positive review: 33 dollar breakfast buffet is awesome. New breakfast spot.

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An example of an negative review: Apparently I should have read the reviews first, because I see a lot of reviewers commenting about having coupons. Unfortunately I didn't, so full price was paid for and the food just isn't worth what they charge. They make a fantastic first impression with the elevator entrance, but the rest of the evening was slightly disappointing. It took about 15 minutes for the bread to arrive, and sadly to say - that wait was a trend at this restaurant. The salads were great here (wedge and arugula), as was the lobster bisque soup. Then came the entrees, which were less impressive. Presentation was excellent, but the taste of the food was just disappointing. My friend's New York Strip was something you could make yourself from Costco's meats, and wasn't cooked to order - she had about two bites. I ordered the surf and turf. The texture of my sirloin was strange, and I didn't really care for its color. It was more of a greyish brown and a total turn off for me, not to mention the lack of flavor. I ate about 2 oz worth before setting it aside. The lobster was better, yet tough. As for the sides, three were ordered: Creamed spinach: Okay Au Gratin Potatoes: Better Mushrooms: Best I was impressed that they hired a wine connoisseur (cleverly titled "Wine Guy" as shown on his badge), and the wine that my table ordered was above average, as it should be for over $30 for a half bottle. I wish I could remember the name, but I wasn't the one who ordered it. Merlot is all that I remember. I wanted to try dessert, but the service was so slow here that I couldn't order in time since I had to catch a show. Too bad. Honestly even with the 50% coupon that some others talked about, I probably wouldn't return to this place.

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An example of an positive review: Leaning toward 3.5 stars, actually. Boy are they gruff here, from the cashier to the behind-the-bar guys. We were startled to find out what we thought was one sandwich nicely split in two for two of us to share was actually two sandwiches period. Small ones at that, with no pickle, for $7.35. Ouch. The bread is nothing special, and there are no extras inside such as lettuce or sauerkraut. Just meat - and thank goodness the meat was excellent. So juicy, with just enough fat.