1) They won't shut up. They have to go on about spirit, and old army, and r= ed ass, and how bonfire represents the burning sensation they have in their= urine to beat UT, and blah blah blah. Shut up. You start to get the feelin= g the entire school was built to spite UT.=20 2) Forget the fact that when the Texas Legislature back in the 1870's passe= d legislation to start a state university they also decided to have a subsi= diary branch of the main school (University of Texas) that would teach agri= culture and mechanics. Aggies love to say their school is older, from where= they get that I don't now......the fact is, the State intended A&M to be a= branch of UT. They are like the afterbirth from the original creation. Lik= e Danny Devito in "Twins".=20 3) So they apparently have this complex, so much so, that they must devote = their entire school to trying to prove to UT that they are just as good. Al= l the while, nobody at UT denies that A&M is a good school, yet they won't = shut up. So they write a fight song......about?....Texas, and how they want= to beat them. They have a Fish Camp for freshman where they tell them how = bad Texas is and how good A&M and all its traditions are. It is the world's= largest known case of penis envy, and it is manifested in everything A&M d= oes.=20 4) The people at A&M. Now we all have friends who went to A&M or are at A&M= . There are some nice people there. However...there is the Corp. East Texas= ' answer to dreams of ROTC kids everywhere. For every boy scout who never l= earned to stop playing with his GI Joe Toys, there is the Corp. Now, forget= the fact that A&M will actually let people with sub-par grades enroll if t= hey agree to join the Corp. Forget the fact that the Corps looked like a Ge= stapo hate rally while beating down students on Kyle Field in 1995. Forget = the fact that along with the numerous hazing charges that have been filed a= gainst them, and swept under the rug over the years, they just this past mo= nth have had one Corps member bring charges against another Corps member wh= o apparently had been propositioning others for a little actual sodomy. Not= only could I go on with more instances of idiocracy by these Khaki-clad-sh= aven-headed-dorks, I am sure each of you have your own stories. The point i= s: We all respect West Point, Annapolis, The Air Force Academy; however, no= body respects the Corp. I imagine they are kind of the laughing stock of th= e military world. Just because you dress like the Army, and try and act lik= e the Army, does not make you the Army. People at A&M don't even respect th= ese clowns. It is not cool to shave your head and dress up. Halloween is on= ly supposed to be one day of the year. If you want to carry guns and beat u= p civilians, move to Israel.=20 5) It is even less cool to slobber on somebody's daughter on national telev= ision and call it a tradition. Dry humping 18 year old girls in the stands = at football games is not cool. Not only is it not cool, it should be agains= t the law. I know that in College Station, students are just prone to mount= each other on the campus lawn, or in the middle of class, or anytime anyth= ing good happens you can just grab the girl sitting next to you and start s= ucking on her face. But everywhere else in the world, it is looked down upo= n. Especially if you are doing it on my TV. That is why we have moved the g= ame from Thanksgiving. Because people across the nation were gagging on the= ir turkey when in the middle of watching a football game, some boy scout is= tongue thrashing some overweight co-ed during somebody's Thanksgiving dinn=

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From the Jim Rome Show talking about A & M