Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: Well were to start? It might be because I just had some of the best sushi on the plant at Tei Tei in Dallas but I wasn't impressed here in the slightest. My highlights: -Oolong tea -Gari Low lights: -Rice, it was almost like mochi, just a gooey mess. -Fish was VERY cold, it was almost like it was almost to the point of freezing and then served. Thus leaving the fish with little to no taste. -Loads of scallions on everything, rolls and nigiri. I assume to give it some flavor. -Nigiri all had loads of ponzu on it. Once again to give it a flavor. This place has numerous good reviews and I will tell all of you to look harder! I had better Japanese in Scottsdale last year, I think it was at Kyoto. UPDATE UPDATE- Best sushi in PHX is far and away Yasu. Treat yourself and see what the real deal is like. You will not be disappointed!
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A: Not impressed. Food was mediocre at best. Not much flavor. I had the beef with mushrooms but there were hardly any mushrooms in it. Lots of other veggies in my dish tho. My sister had orange chicken and had only 2 bites. Said it wasn't good and asked if I wanted some but I passed after seeing the grimace on her face.
Problem: What would be an example of an positive (OPTIONS:
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Answer: For Wal-Mart's this one is among my favorites. I can always find what I need and the stock is always replenished, and the prices are reasonable. The store is clean, and the staff is all friendly and helpful. You can also get in, get your stuff and check out in a reasonable time too, which is in STARK contrast to the God awful Wal-Mart that is closest to my house.
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Output: This was my 1st time in Madison and for some odd reason I felt a tingling need to satisfy my urge for spicy Asian food on this cold Friday evening. I chose Ichiban based on online reviews such as this and the fact that their menu offered such oddities that other restaurants wouldn't dare to offer. I figured, this place ought to be great if they can offer these on their menu! Items such as intestine, tripe, and duck tongue just to name a few. Besides, I'm sick of those "Chinese buffet" style food. I craved originality and unique taste and flavor. I wanted everything on the menu! However, just looking at the prices and what I have in my wallet , I figured it wasn't a good idea to order much so I decided to phone in my order of Hot and Spicy Beef and Hot and Sour Seafood soup. The first attempt of calling was unsuccessful; I received a generic voicemail. The second attempt fared better. I was greeted by a noisy background and eventually a lady who seemed to be very polite. In the midst of giving my order, she started yelling something in her native language. Nonetheless, she repeated my small order back to me and asked me to come in 35 minutes to pick up my order due to it being very busy. I hesitantly agreed. 35 minutes later passed by and I'm at the register watching the waiters and waitresses dart back and forth. I kid you not, they are running back and forth carrying food. Not just 1 or 2 staff members, ALL of them are running around! Cups are being held with fingers inside of them so they're able to hold more while they run. Bowls and plates of food are not served on a serving tray so they're just running back and forth from the kitchen to tables. Aye aye aye! This was a sight to be seen I tell ya! They must have this down to an exact science as there were not a drop or spill anywhere during this circus fest! The biggest kicker was that they never made my food yet. I waited around for an additional 30 minutes for them to keep telling me it's being prepared. 30 minutes is not an estimate either, I timed it on my cell phone from arrival to seeing it placed on the takeout table as there were nowhere for me to sit while I waited. Of course, one of the staff member invited me to sit next to another dining patron 20 minutes into my wait, however, I politely declined. I wonder, If I phoned in my order previously and it took an hour to get to me, were they an hour behind on all food orders? Ahh, I finally have my food with me but with no included utensils or napkins. This is where I tell you that all this waiting was worth it. Yep, you guessed it. I would've gotten the same satisfaction with Wendy's spicy chicken nuggets. The Hot and Spicy Beef were served cold in a pool of red chili garlic oil. The $9 Hot and Sour seafood soup was just your measly Chinese buffet style hot and sour soup with 1, yes 1 baby shrimp and 4 squid and a 3 imitation crab leg piece. This was an utter disappointment. I ended up rinsing off the beef with water because it was soaked in oil and throwing half of the hot and sour soup away because there were no other edibles in it. No tofu, no mushroom, nor bamboo shoots. No pun intended but this entire experience left me with a hot and sour taste in my mouth. I would not recommend this restaurant to anyone considering there are many other choices in the same vicinity. Thank you all for reading and happy eating!
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output: um, no. Group dinner here was terribly bland. Wine and food disappointed izquierda y deracha. This is the Olive Garden of Phoenix.
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output:
Charles is amazing! I had the wonderful opportunity to dine at Gordon Ramsey Steak for my birthday. I will highly recommend this restaurant to anyone who wants an amazing steak and even more amazing service. I will be back again.