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CONGRATULATIONS TO ALL THE KIDS WHO WERE BORN IN THE 1920 's , 30 's 40 's , 50 's , 60 's and 70 's ! ! First , we survived being born to mothers who smoked and/or drank while they carried us and lived in houses made of asbestos . They took aspirin , ate blue cheese , tuna from a can , and did n't get tested for diabetes or cervical cancer .
Answer the following question: Why is the narrator making such an extensive congratulations ?
Answer:
The narrator is making an ironic joke .
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TAKE A LOOK AT THE FULL LIST BELOW , HAVE SO SO MUCH TO CHOOSE FROM . FREE SHIPPING NO MATTER WHERE OR THE QUANTITY . SO SEND ME YOUR LIST , I GIVE EXCELLENT BULK RATES . ATTENTION OTHER SELLERS , FLAGGING MY POSTS IN ORDER TO KEEP SALES FOR YOURSELF WILL GET YOU BLACKLISTED FROM THIS SITE , ALREADY HAVE A MODERATOR TRACKING THIS NOW !
Answer the following question: what may happen if the site does not exist ?
Answer:
The selling lists content would not be available
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That 's my bed . I ' m not posting this picture for any other reason but to set the scene for what is so far , the most terrifying moment of my life . It all started at about 1 am , Sunday morning . I had only been home for a couple hours and was sitting on my bed , typing off a quick email to Matt before I called it a night .
Answer the following question: What emotions is the narrator feeling as they write this ?
Answer:
They are feeling fear .