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Output: Great, great doctor! I started seeing her before I got pregnant and once I did get pregnant, there was nobody else I would have gone to. She brings the "human" in the often cold and straightforward dealings with doctors in general. She is thorough, GENTLE, and thank goodness for her humor!! Not enough great things to say about Dr. Keller, I highly recommend her! I can't wait for her to deliver my baby!! Her office staff is really nice, too.

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Output: alright I'm back, the kids really wanted a treat, so here we are. I'm always up for a second chance and I will say, the pomegranate sorbet was good. we skip most of the toppings and I'm still freaked out by the idea of people handling the machines and the germ factor. we were here 30 minutes and it got quiet, no customers in line and the 2 guys behind the counter never stepped out and wiped down tables or cleaned up the spills under the dispensers. attention to detail is really what gets 5 stars.

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Output: Oh the lady that took my order over the phone was super nice!! This place must be awesome.... It pains me to give a bad review considering the customer service and delivery speed were both superb. The food, on the other hand, was terrible. We ordered crab puffs, chicken fried rice, and general tsos spicy chicken on fried rice. The general tsos chicken was not spicy at all - despite the fact that I asked for extra spicy. The chicken was soggy and bland -- clearly it had been sitting around and not fresh. Instead of fried rice, I received white rice (sadly this was the best part of the meal). The veggies were also soggy and clearly not fresh. My wife had the chicken fried rice and very rarely does she give a negative review, but even she said it was her least favorite yet. I noticed she had to put extra soy sauce on to enjoy it. The crab puffs did not have enough filling, but had a nice crisp to it. This item felt a bit overpriced for the amount of filling you get. The sweet and sour was satisfactory though. Overall this is your typical, hole-in-a-wall, low quality, cheap Chinese food that most people allow to pass as decent Chinese food. The only reason I did not give a one star review is because they had excellent customer service, the prices are lower than most Chinese joints, and they delivered quickly - though that's likely because the food is not fresh. My search for great Chinese food in AZ continues... SIGH

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I'm sorry. I feel guilty writing this review. The people were nice, friendly, accommodating. But I have never been so let down after finding good reviews on Yelp. I don't mind that the location is a touch sketchy or that the interior needs some love. I did mind that the food varied from good to not very good and I paid 55 bucks for it. I did mind that there were ants...in several places. On tables. In the bathroom. Deal with your pest problem please. I see why some reviewers say it feels like you are at someone's house. That's probably why I feel guilty dropping a 2 star review on them. For the money, skip the buffet and go somewhere else like Palee's Crown, Thai Lahna or even Thai Rama.