The alternative was pretty obvious , all things considered . The University of Tasmania has degrees in both Marine Science and Antarctic Science , and does n't that just make you go all fluttery and giddy inside ? It does for me . The Australian Antarctic Division is located down there , and Hobart has one of the highest concentrations of marine scientists in the world .

OPTIONS:
- None of the above choices .
- They live in Australia .
- They live in Europe .
- They live in Asia .
Answer the following question: What continent does the narrator live on ?

They live in Australia .
question: So long suckers , take Harney with you . However I ' m bored to tears of politics at the moment , it 's all a bit samey is it not ? And as for the doom and gloom merchants , sweet cheeks of a ginger , too much . So lets talk drink instead . Yes , lets . Because I ' m honest to marmalade still planning to run the marathon next month , I have been practically sans drink .

OPTIONS:
- They hate talking about drinking .
- They hate talking about elections .
- They hate talking about marathons .
- None of the above choices .
Q: What does the narrator not like discussing ?

answer: They hate talking about elections .
QUES: Forget the garden existed , nothing but rotting shells of what was once edible plants . At least the lawn did not grow much while we were not living here . The chopped down tree in the front yard has plenty of runners to mow though .

Question with options: What do you know about the garden ?
OPTIONS:
- None of the above choices .
- It still existed
- It had a tree in the center
- It has fallen into ruination
ANS: It has fallen into ruination
Problem: It is 4:16 and I am hard at work ( perhaps hardly ) . I am listening to Carmina Burana . Oh for more tuna . There is something fishy about that last sentence .

Why is the narrator opting for music ?
OPTIONS:
- None of the above choices .
- They are in the car and they love driving to Carmina Burana .
- They are trying to be productive at work .
- They are seeing Carmina Burana perform .

A: They are trying to be productive at work .
Question:
But it worked out quite well anyway , and I find myself thinking maybe that is fate . Maybe somehow my hubris with my other older , Polish patient who suffered such a terrible loss , maybe somehow I provoked the fates to turn on us . I say us because I know my suffering was nothing like hers , but was a suffering still .
Answer the following question: Why does the narrator have such empathy for the Polish person ?
OPTIONS:
- The Polish person just lost a job .
- None of the above choices .
- The Polish person just lost a major hobby .
- The Polish person just lost a family member .
Answer:
The Polish person just lost a family member .
question: So I was about to leave myself when the girls were like " no , we have something to show you ... " So I go into the kitchen & they have a box of penis cupcakes . Oooooh , big whoop ! They were acting so giddy over these cupcakes , like huge nerds . I wanted to eat one but they were n't offering it up .

OPTIONS:
- They were chocolate .
- They are uniquely obscene .
- They were filled with uncurdled cream .
- They were extra delicious .
Q: What is the reason penis cup cakes would have been a " big whoop " ?

answer:
They are uniquely obscene .