Input: What would be an example of an positive review?

An example of an positive review: Checked out Just Relax for the first time today. There was a bit of a communication issue due to a language barrier that resulted in a longer and more expensive massage than what I requested. I didn't realize until it was time to pay, however it was so blissful I ponied up without a fight. Very relaxing, and highly recommended. Just make sure they understand what you are asking for.

Input: What would be an example of an negative review?

An example of an negative review: I am not a big fan of AMANDA (owner and waitress), or Fuego Del Mar A.K.A. Fuego Tacos! If you are new in the area or just visiting, please watch out for this restaurant!! I assure you this place will give you suspicions. What's the point of having a groupon deal if the business does not welcome newcomers! Please please be careful yelpers. (Just needed to repost here)

Input: What would be an example of an negative review?

An example of an negative review: Had an 11am appointment, showed up 15 min early to get the paperwork done at 11.... And I sit and wait for an hour. Why do they think it's okay to make an appointment, yet have you wait an hour? Complete joke

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An example of an negative review: I didn't even get a chance to stay here...due to the rude staff and miscommunication on Priceline.com. That's why I am rating it low. But from the other reviews, I was better off at the Circus Circus anyway