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Output: just a neat place! food was good and the view was even better. :)

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Output: This place is around the corner from my house, so after reading all the positive reviews, I really wanted to bring my newly-rescued pup here. Unfortunately, I can't review the office itself because I can't seem to get anyone to take the time to schedule an appointment for me. Perhaps they have become too busy as a result of all the positive feedback here... In the past several weeks, I have called three separate times, on different days and at different points in the day. Each time, I have gotten the barely-comprehensible (due to speed), "Saguaro Veterinary Clinic, can you please hold?" Then, I am launched into dead silence for up to NINE full minutes without so much as a request to continue holding. (At least this last time, the girl waited for me to say yes before sending me into the cone of silence, which is more than I can say for the first two calls I made...) Eventually, I just gave up on each call, hung up, & decided to try back later. I will admit that, after the first nine-minute experience, I gave up on the second and third calls sooner. To many of you loyal patients, nine minutes may not sound like much of a wait, but when you are juggling the responsibilities of two jobs, a 6-year-old, & a puppy... Well, every minute counts, and nine minutes of being in limbo seems like an eternity, especially when it happens more than once. I gave two stars because I will give the benefit of the doubt to others who rave about this place, but part of customer service includes taking care of POTENTIAL clients in addition to current ones. After the last failed attempt, I contacted another highly-rated vet nearby, was promptly greeted, and scheduled an appointment for the very next day that even accommodated my super-busy schedule.

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Output: So I finally broke down and tried Grimaldi's pizza. One thing I've learned about living in the Phoenix area is to never have high expectations for any restaurant, that way, you'll never leave disappointed. Grimaldi's fulfilled my low expectations and was mediocre in every way. To start, the pizza crust was good, crispy throughout and bubbled up around the edges, as one would expect from a brick oven pizza. However, there was no discernible flavor to the crust, so, who cares. Now for the sauce. The most bland, flavorless, nothing of a sauce that makes a person wonder if the chef understands that there is something called "spices" that can be added to food to enhance flavor. Whatever happened to the sauce being the secret to a dish? Here is a note: Oregano, basil, thyme, rosemary, marjoram, etc. are spices that Italians love to use in their food -you should try them. Or maybe just begin with salt and pepper.

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I was here Thursday night and the place was boring and dance floor empty. The decor and atmosphere is terrible. The DJ is terrible, I think he is playing for himself. No one is into his tunes. This joint is over hyped and boring!