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Output: DOUBLE-X BLACKLIST. Three years since my last visit (not long enough apparently), and it's time I updated and upgraded Macayo's to DOUBLE-X. See you in 2014 beeyotches. Where oh where have your owners gone, Macayo's? What happened to the quality of food with which you opened and on which your franchise and brand name are founded? FIRE your kitchen staff, FIRE your kitchen manager, and FIRE your general manager. Mediocre, bland, sometimes scary, late, cold, not clean, goopy, old and stale. --cardboard menu cards are wet and starting to mildew from days and days of moisture; --salsa 4 to 5 days old. the salt has made it briney, the green chilis are fermenting it into vinegar; --special "top shelf" fresh-fruit texas margarita is a swirl of gatorade-colored syrup and a complete waste of grand marnier; head to Quick Trip instead; --rice from weeks ago, reheated, refrigerated, reheated, refrigerated, microwaved and then served from oblivion; dry, cakey gloopy SHIT. Shame on you!; --refried beans go the same way. ranch style. they keep for weeks out on the ranch. didn't finish them? no problem. just throw in a bit of lard and put 'em back on the fire. Macayo's clearly has the technique mastered. --chicken "guisado" so old, even cooks from Diamonds wouldn't serve it; --flour tortillas either not fully cooked, or kept in the same damp room as the menu cards -- they were doughy and starting to ferment; --sopapillas for shame! looked like fried cowpies. you couldn't force feed me this shit! SEND IT BACK!!! After dining at the mother restaurant, you can be sure I'll think twice when I see the Macayo bird on something at the grocery. BLECH.

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Output: This place is good. The staff was super friendly and helpful, and the place stayed busy the whole time we were there. It feels like a deli when you walk in with big display cases of salads to chose from. It has a ton of other choices too! I think the best deal is to get the combo, which comes with half a sandwich, a cup of soup, and a side or salad. I chose the meaty, which had the typical Italian cold cuts; the tomatoes soup, which they got from the restaurant side, and the caprese salad, which is one of my fav salads. The sandwich was on a good french roll type bread, with only balsamic vinegar, so I added mayo. The soup was flavorful and had chunks of tomato instead of all creamed, and I added hot pepper, because I like it spicy. The caprese salad had firm tomatoes, buffalo mozzarella and chopped basil. I added more oil and balsamic, then soaked up the goodness with a piece of bread I stole off my friend's plate. This was actually way too much food, so I took half is it home for later. Another bonus is this place has coke products! Yes! They also have a large dessert selection, but I was way too full to consider. I would definitely come back again....and I want to try the restaurant next door.

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Output: The way I like to make my first judgement about Mexican food is the guacamole. This guacamole was terrible. It was so acidic that it sizzled on your tongue. Salsas were flavorless as was the rice and beans. I ordered chicken tacos which were fair at best. Chicken was not seasoned and a little dry. We shares a bowl of tortilla soup which tasted so smokey, you couldn't taste anything else. Service was decent for a casual place. Wouldn't come back again

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"Happy Hour Review" We have never been here before and decided to try Happy Hour, which is 5-7pm. What a great experience. We had Mushroom Ravioli, Sweet Chili Calamari and Tenderloin Carpaccio. The food is excellent as was the service. The menu has wines, cocktails and appetizers at listed at $6 each. They also have a $20 corkage fee if you want to bring your own bottle of wine. Great experience and we will return.