Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer: I found this place on groupon. My boyfriend and I got the deal, $10 for $20 worth of food. We went before 4pm for lunch so we took advantage of the ribeye for $9.99 each, with two sauces on the side. The plate of ribeye came with about 9 pieces each. It came with rice, noodles, spinach, cabbage, mushrooms, and some more side items.Everything was delicious!! It was our first time here and also the first time we've ever had food served like this. The server was very attentive and understanding of us not having any knowledge on what to do lol. It was simple, for anyone who hasn't experienced it yet. You just cook the meat in the boiling water for about 10 seconds, and veggies for a few minutes. I also ordered california rolls as an appetizer. They were delicious as well. At first I thought they were bigger than usual but I realized it was because they cut it into 6 pieces rather than the 8 I'm used to. It was all so good we decided to add another plate of ribeye for an additional 7.95. The food, service, and experience was all great. We'll definitely be coming back even with out a groupon!

Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer: We were craving fish n' chips today....so yelp'd it...Blue 32 Sports Grill came up and we finally decided it was time to try this restaurant thats super closer to our home. We both ordered the fish and chips - the fish was beer battered and cooked to perfections. The fries were also delicious. I really enjoyed the coleslaw as well :) Overall our first experience was great! We can't wait to go back

Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer:
It took us 40 plus minutes from Planet Hollywood to the Sahara at rush hour. I really think the driver had been pithed at a state institution and then loosed on the public as some sort of morbid joke or cynical statement about limited mental healthcare funding in Nevada. Either that or endstage snakebite. May be better at other times but I wouldn't give you odds, even in Vegas.