Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer: 205 reviews and a good 4 star rating... not bad to the folks of Mi Patio. I went there again today for the first time in many years (I lived out of state and moved back to a part of the valley that is far from here.) Anyway, whoa... we could not complain or "meh" about any single thing. There was NOTHING wrong. Prices were fair. Service was not just excellent, it was whatever comes above excellent. And the food was really, really good. Nothing from a can. Salsa was dam*ed amazing! Big chunks of meat in his meal. No skimping on anything from them. I hope the good folks at Mi Patio get more 5 star ratings because they deserve it. 4 stars isn't enough.

Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer: Let me start by saying I am in NO way a strip club rookie. I live for titties in my face and ass on my lap. This is probably my 15th visit here and I am finally getting time to review. The club isn't the biggest or the most lavish but let me tell you it's down to earth and that's why it gets a solid 5 star. If you are planning on visiting the rhino start with calling them at 702-796-3600 to get a FREE limo ride to the club. YES FREE. Save yourself 20 bucks cover at the door and give it to the limo driver who deserves it. Once you walk in you see the dimly lit stages and a bar. Drinks are a tad overpriced but its Vegas and tits are in your face. 10 bucks for a corona, also do yourself a favor and get the chicken strips. I am not messing around when I say they are REALLY good. I got here around 4am and the place was PACKED. At least a 1:1 ratio. The girls are not super aggressive like other people say. I took 2 females of my own and they loved the place. They thought it was full of dirty old men looking at ass but was pleasantly surprised when they could walk around, drink and mingle with all the other patrons. Dances are 20 bucks on the floor and of course tip the ladies. Nothing but good vibes. SOLID 5 STAR

Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer:
The staff were so rude! We walk in at 10:30pm on a Thursday night (they were open until 1am). We just wanted drinks and maybe a couple appetizers. The hostess points to the bar and says we can only sit there. There were no seats together (there were 4 of us) so I asked if we could sit at the table near the bar and a waiter said yes. After 10 minutes of dirty glares from the bartenders, one finally comes over and asks what we wanted. He purposely took at least 10 minutes to get our mixed drinks. Ridiculous. And the appetizers were gross too. Save your money and go next door to Tonic!