input: Write a negative yelp review.
output: Went there for lunch and had the hamburger chimichanga. The first bite tasted a little weird but i ate it anyways :) It was the only thing I had eaten all day. I came down with food poisening the next morning. I thought the manager would want to know but instead of offering good customer service she insinuated that it was not their food. No appology and very rude. Bad food...bad customer service.
input: Write a positive yelp review.
output: The Good Egg is the best egg...place! Two kinds of eggs benedict to choose from. pancakes of all kinds. A crepe thingy with blueberries to die for. But the food is not why I am writing this review. My wife and daughter usually have specific orders and want substitutes. Ask for things not even on the menu. I suppose they are a waitresses worst nightmare, lol. In fact, one visit to US Egg a few years back resulted in the worst experience with a waitress we ever had, they were rude and said, "absolutely no substitutes" and other events that day that meant my wife and daughter now boycott the US Egg..anyway..back to my review of The Good Egg. The entire staff is super friendly. They act like they enjoy working there. I think they actually do! So it is a very nice, friendly place to be on a weekend morning. And even when they are packed, they have the whole system figured out. Ok...now for the extra impressive part. Not only did they change the pumpkin pancake with pecans to be a pumpkin pancake without pecans...they made cinnamon butter for us and they do not even have cinnamon butter! But wait there is more! They made a grilled cheese sandwich for my wife and it's not even on the menu! It's just everything you want in a breakfast place. And it's makes my wife super happy. Love us some Good Egg!
input: Write a positive yelp review.
output:
Sundays are a good day to do, well, a whole lot of nothing. After a successful day of avoiding anything useful or constructive, a friend and I decided to stop by for some Irish-style refreshments. Located in what seems to be the World's Largest Strip Mall With Confusing Parking Lot, this is a very low-key enjoyable place. It was not at all crowded on this particular afternoon, and as an added bonus, pints were Sunday bargain-priced at $3! I tried my first ever Dirty Pear (Guinness on top of Ace Pear Cider) - dangerously good. I wonder if it can be counted as a serving of fruit... You can't have an Irish bar without fish & chips, and theirs is pretty good - a large slab of lightly-battered fish which was more than enough for sharing, served with a stack of crisp french fries. While I prefer thick-cut steak fries, these skinny ones were consumed with no problem whatsoever! Thank you, Skeptical Chymist, for assisting me in my quest for non-productivity.