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An example of an negative review: I usually look to Yelp to figure out where to eat. Usually, Yelp never steers me wrong...but this time it did. Badly! I saw the great reviews for this place and decided to give it a try. Extremely disappointing. Not sure what the good reviews are for. Maybe we ordered the wrong thing or maybe it was an off day for the chef but it was pretty horrible. My husband and I ordered some fried wontons to start. These were probably the only good thing about our food. There wasn't really a whole lot of meat in there but the sauce it came with and the fried part was good. For our entrees, my husband and I ordered our go-to dish: Chicken Pad See Ewe. Ugh! The reviewers that said the pad see ewe was great must be on something or have no taste buds. My husband and I agreed it was probably the worst pad see ewe we've ever had. It was totally dry and flavorless! Barely any sauce. It was like it was an old batch of pad see ewe that had been made in the morning and then they just reheated it in the microwave. Either that, or the chef overcooked the hell out of it...so much so that it sucked all the sauce (and all the flavor) out. It wasn't even steaming hot like how I usually see fresh pad see ewe come out to me. It was barely warm. The chinese broccoli looked old and wilted. The only reason why I didn't give 1 star is because the service was good and our waitress was really nice and pleasant. Also, they serve fountain sodas (which I like) instead of soda from a can like how I usually see at Thai restaurants. If you like meat and you like your food to have flavor, then don't eat here! Maybe this place is just good for the vegetarian food. What we got was pretty awful. From now on, I'm sticking to Thai Style Noodle House. Bigger portions, better prices, and better tasting food!

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An example of an positive review: Back again. New chairs new tables but still the best service! Love coming here! Already thinking about my next color!

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An example of an positive review: Wow, they opened with a huge buzz and it has gotten bigger! Buuzzzzzz........ First, it's mucho exciting to have a Mexican joint at Red Rock! And one with a patio, to boot. Agave and Dos Caminos, who both were located across the street recently, have been put to shame by Mercadito! Their signature fish tacos were very tasty, and the trio of guac and salsa made a great accompaniment! Tried the bacon guac, which is so good! Tacos are served 4 per order, and they encourage family style dining, but I'm not a fan of that. At happy hour, you can try 2 tacos for $5.50 or so and also partake in drink specials too!!!!!! The carne asada tacos were very good too, and we also had the Mexican corn appetizer, which I really enjoyed and used as a taco topper. You heard it here first. The lobster tostada was good, but the lobster flavor was a little lost in the seasoning. It's served cold, and a great treat on a hot evening! Now, drinks..........really impressed with the Guave margarita!!! Was one of the best margs ever! Fresh, flavorful and I got mine with the spicy salt garnish that elevates the presentation exponentially! We had the coconut and the chocolate flan for dessert, and that was a great ending to one of the best Mexican meals I've had in Vegas! Ole.

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An example of an negative review: WAY WAY WAY too crowded, lame layout, a hassle getting in, employees with attitude on power trips, expensive drinks even for Vegas, plus a TON of people got their phones and wallets stolen out of their purses (while they were holding them on the dance floor!) the night I was there and I see from other reviews that it wasn't an isolated incident! Too bad because I'm a fan of several of the DJs that are currently residents there. I won't be going back and I suggest you stay away as well.