IN: For some reason , do n't ask me why , I immediately called the black and white one Bernie . I think it 's because he 's pretty fluffy and reminds me slightly of a Saint Bernard . He looks like a Bernie , you think ? Cute .
Are Bernie 's big and fluffy ?

OUT: Yes , that 's why the black and white reminds me of a Bernie .

IN: We sat and chatted awhile and they hit it off from the get - go . Things were very good . We went to dinner and when I went to the bathroom , I came back and they were talking about me . Haaaa , when Keith was n't around , we were talking about him , too .
Why were things good ?

OUT: They were compatible .

IN: He figures that is what she 's here for , to wait . Instead of saying anything he kisses her , and she does n't pull away . He figures she might be here for that as well . But those three decades have given him knowledge . The loud and insistent speeches in the light of day hold nothing to the quiet whispers in the night , the web of soft words that can wrap up both participants . But , just maybe , words of any kind wo n't hold a candle to a laugh .
What may be a fact about the speaker ?

OUT:
He loves the woman .