Problem: Write a positive (OPTIONS:
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A: If it is authenticity you are looking for, obviously, you are setting yourself up for failure the second you step into this beautiful fusion restaurant. However, as a quintessential Angeleno, I much much more prefer fusion rather than those so-called authentic food. And China Poblano is the very reason why: it combines the distinctive taste of both worlds. Plus, it's Jose Andres (see my reviews on "SAAM" or "Jaleo!!") So, after BF and I sat down, without any hesitation, we immediately ordered "China Poblano cocktail experience." On an average meal, we each can drink 2 to 4 cocktails easily, and $32 for 4 cocktails that's paired with the dishes we are about to order? Who in their right mind would've missed that? As for food, we ordered: Langosta (seared lobster taco, I love how they served this dish out first and the grapefruit on the taco worked like an "amouse bouche" and ) Viva China (beef tendon/kumamoto oysters taco, the thinly sliced tendon was deep fried to the point like ultra thinned cristino! ) lamb pot stickers stuck on you (this is probably BF and my favorite of the entire meal; juicy minced lamb wrapped inside of dumplings that's topped with crispy fried pancake. An absolute culinary success,) Traditional Siu Mai (with edible gold on top,) Dan Dan Mian (I love how surprisingly spicy this noodle dish was,) Shrimp Mojo (my favorite second dish, not to be confused with Jaleo's garlic shrimp, the mojo sauce was actually blacken,) tres leches cake (by far the best tres leches I've ever tasted, and trust me I've tasted tons of them,) and churros (this dish was served fresh, so when I bit into the churro I can taste the exterior crunchiness as well as the soft and moist interior, not to mention they were served with a cup of hot chocolate as dipping sauce.) China Poblano embodies attentive and friendly staffs, delicious food, drinks, and dessert, plus, modern and "fusionized" decor. It also was the first restaurant we went to after we arrived and checked into Cosmopolitan. Thus, the impeccable dining experience at China Poblano set the bar up pretty high for the rest of this trip. If I do have to nitpick, I only wish they had more items on their menu. Please be advised this place serves "tapas style." I honestly do not think it's fair for people to give it such a low rating based on the size of the portion. I truly hope for those who haven't experienced China Poblano's uniqueness would give it a try. As for BF and me, we cannot wait to go back to Cosmopolitan again and pay this cute place another visit!!
Q: negative

A: This location seems to go through an abnormally large number of new staff constantly. I have not had a problem with getting the correct order, but customer service is very hit and miss.
Problem: What would be an example of an positive (OPTIONS:
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Answer: I go here every now and then when my parents are in town because I can get a seat very easily and get my food quickly. They recently changed the dinner and wine menu that bumped the prices up a little bit, but the items I always get are still the same price. I always order the simple dishes that let you take an additional one home as well for free! My mom does as well so I always have great leftovers for a couple days after this visit. I usually can finish my first meal either so that comes home as well. They give you instructions on how to cook the meal once home so that is nice of them. The service is great here and there is plenty to choose from.
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Generate a positive review for a place
Output: It's been a while, so I'm going to update. So... I've been going here since 2004... on average, at least 3 times a month. I swear that when I win the lottery, I am stealing Kelvin and Jennifer from all of you so they can be my personal chefs. Sorry ya'll. :-) The food quality hasn't changed (which is absolutely THE BEST... and I've tried a lot of sushi places to compare it to)... Kelvin and Jennifer haven't changed... they have a massive TV to check out either an Iron Chef competition or the local ballgame. They are now open ALL DAY. YAY!!!! What's cool is that recently they updated their happy hour special... special priced rolls from 11:00am to 2:30pm every single day... and they have a special where you can get a large beer and a small sake for $5! NICE. Bring that on. I mentioned that to a friend recently... and he said, "That's a great deal... and a whole lotta trouble!" If there's anywhere where I want to get in trouble... it's at Tokyo Lobby. They are my sushi family. :-)
input: Write a negative yelp review (OPTIONS:
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output: Sorry to say that I'm very disappointed. Walked out of the airport to the shuttle pick up island and took the first one that approached us which was Executive. It was $6.50 one way with option to buy round trip. I was flying back solo so I decided to buy the round trip. Got on board and noticed the sign "Tips are appreciated as it is part of our wages" I have no problems giving tips at all but for some reason when I see signs like that and it seems to be expected it irks me. So out of five stops we were the last, and that's fine it is after all a shuttle not a taxi. My only complaint was the actual ride, I felt like I was on a roller coaster and more then once felt like we were going to crash in to something. Got to my hotel and forgot about the whole thing. Night before I was leaving I called the number on the token they gave me, which by the way is your ticket/receipt. My flight was leaving at 8:45 so they scheduled my pick-up at 6:30, what a nightmare specially after a late night. I got up and got down stairs on time. They told me that if the shuttle didn't show up after 15 minutes to call. I called at 6:45 and they told me the shuttle would be there shortly. 7:00 I call again, "Oh the driver says he's 3-5 minutes away" BS. It was 7:15 and after 45 minutes of waiting I was fed up. I had seen four shuttles of the same company (not Executive) drive by to pick up other people on time. Finally I asked the last shuttle I saw if I could catch a ride with them. I lost the $6.50 that I paid for the Executive round trip but at this point I didn't care. The shuttle that took me to the airport was 50 cents cheaper, not tip sign, and a smooth/professional ride. So of course I gave the driver a good tip, it was well deserved. Don't by a round-trip fare!
Q: positive

A:
Usually i am here after ive been drinking... so i see drunk people and i eat... thats about all im good for there. lol