Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Someone stares, someone looks nervous. The Slytherin captain
looks across at the flow of army in the horizon.

She hands him a pen. He
gets on his knees and reaches for a large bag.

A young girl is shown on a large gym floor doing flips and tricks with a baton and several judges watching her. She
retrieves the batons from it once she is very.