Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A: A friend of mine loves this place but he didn't really tell me what's there to love. We were walking around in DTLV and I got hungry after having a few drinks but I wasn't in the mood for pizza or burgers...I want something grilled. Kabobs! This place is definitely a hole in the wall. It's not fancy. Heck, it's not even clean! The booth I sat on had a hole with a bit of tape on it. Fine, maybe the food will make up for it. The first time I attempted to eat here, they were closing in an hour and the guy at this place was driving people away. We got here around early dinner this time. Beef Tika: Comes with rice and salad. Tender, juicy and tasty piece of grilled meat. There's hint of garlic. 4/5 Beef Kabob: Comes with rice and salad. It was alright. Nothing memorable. 3/5

Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A: Thanks, a-holes, who gave this place 5 stars. I just drove out to the sticks and wasted $14.00 for one of the worst burritos I have ever had (took one bite and gave it away), greasy, unsalted cheese fries, and bland, watered-down horchata. I can sum up Gordas Baja Taco in three words: Awful, awful, awful. This restaurant is actually worse than Taco Bell. I cut the burrito in half and it fell apart, because it only consisted of rice and undercooked pink chicken. I am forcing myself to eat these disgusting French fries, because I am hungry and didn't feel like getting food poisoning from the gross burrito they gave me. The only thing I have to wash the horrible taste out of my mouth is their water-horchata. Blech. This must be what they serve people in Hell. If you are smart and actually like GOOD food, stay away from this place.

Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A:
Horrible service I brought 5 guests to this establishment on January 2, 2015. My friend wanted to order a drink that was not listed on the menu. The waitress stated that the drink could not be made nor did she understand how to ring it up. So my friend ordered another drink on the menu. One of my other friends asked the bartender if he knew how to make this drink and he said yes. So then we told the waitress we wanted the other two drinks. She said it's too late and we asked to speak with the manager. He rudely states the drink was made and did not offer to make the other drinks. Both the waitress and the manager had a careless attitude as the waitress slammed our drinks on the table. Please make sure bar Louie hires competent staff member that know how to make customers have a pleasant experience. Would I return? Maybe if a new manager is on duty and a waitress that tries to accommodate the customer. This is a nice establishment with lots of potential.