Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A: Four words for you: Don't. Believe. The. Hype. Happy hour on a Friday night seemed like a sure bet for a fun time. Guess again folks. Music = ear drum busting and sucky Drinks = Margaritas overpriced and underweight Food = Bor-ing Service = Um, hello...is there anyone here? Crowd = The freaks come out at night I'll give Loco Patron two stars for the drunken monkey antics of the people out on the patio. At least they were entertaining.

Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A: This is the lowest rating I've ever given. Being from Seattle perhaps I'm more accustomed to better sushi. I was extremely surprised by the lack of freshness. Based on several reviews and high prices I had great expectations. However when I got my sushi roll, first I was surprised by the size being very small for a $15 roll. Then the flavors didn't feel fresh. Even the tuna on top of one of the rolls was seared (why?). The whole roll seemed like something I could pick up in a super market. I also had the fried rice which didn't seem fresh, it almost seemed day old. It was dry and lacked something. I asked for extra soy sauce but wasn't enough after sushi. Lastly, we had the avocado egg roll. Which was basically hot guacamole in a crispy egg roll shell. It was ok but not worth $10. We did want just a plain old standard egg roll but they don't offer anything like that. Very disappointing. :( I can't wait to get back home to good sushi.

Problem: Write a positive yelp review.
A:
I have always been fascinated by titanic and I couldnt wait to see this exhibit. I was not disappointed. I loved seeing the artifacts and loved the solemn way the set was arranged. No fancy las vegas style lights or cheesyness. Very respectful. My fav part of course, was the grand staircase. I had not read any reviews before i went in Aug 08, so I have no idea that was in there. I loved standing there and taking the "tourist" pic. Dont judge me. I thought it was 2 cool. As I am planning to get married in Vegas next year, I plan to hop back to the exhibit (thats now @ Luxor) and take another pic in my wedding dress on the staircase with my "husband". Cant wait. Def a must see.