input: Write a negative yelp review.
output: We were so excited to eat a last meal here, before there closing. Called at 5:30 to make a reservation for 6:30. Never received a call back confirming. Arrived with my party at 6:30 to be told there would be no availability until 8. Came back at 8, seated by 8:45 to be told there was no bread. About 50% of the reason anyone goes here. The server tells us they were out for an hour and a half, well before we were seated. They then proceeded to forget two of our sides, one being my roquefort salad, the other 49% of why I go there, and my friends macaroni and cheese. These people have given up. Save your money, sanity, and preserved memory of what this place used to be, because these people murdered it, and sold it out.
input: Write a negative yelp review.
output: Ridiculously overpriced in comparison to other good steakhouses in the area. The salt used in their dishes is disturbing. Let's be honest, the rent on the space they occupy is enormously high, and the only way they are breaking even is by charging astronomical prices for very mediocre food. I can't fault them, and they have a great atmosphere and customer base, so more power to them. But do not come here if you want good food. Come here if you want to wine and dine or impress, as that is the only thing that is worth the price tag of the bill at the end of the night.
input: Write a negative yelp review.
output:
My wife Susan and I attended an Andre Rieu concert on Tuesday, June 23, 2009 at the Jobing .com arena in Glendale, AZ. The concert was well attended. Andre Rieu and his orchestra performed magnificently. We enjoyed the performance very much. However, the arena's concession charged outrageous prices, including $5.00 for a little 20-ounce bottle of water! To make matters worse, we weren't permitted to leave the arena to obtain drinking water from elsewhere or for any other reason, unless we were willing to forfeit our right to see the concert! Can you believe that? To read the entire review, visit http://lepetitprincedelasteroidb612.blogspot.com.