Well , due to this fact , no one wants their clothes to be touched by something so complacent as rain water ( heaven forbid ) . Also , apparently no one understands the concept of a hoodie . As consequence , everyone walks around carrying and umbrella . It gets very complicated very quickly to negotiate the sidewalk when you have umbrellas trying to chop off your head in every direction . OPTIONS:
- They do n't want it to get touched by the umbrella .
- They do n't want it to get dirty .
- They do n't want it to get damp .
- None of the above choices .

A: Why is everyone so protective of their clothing ?

First thing i did once getting packed up was hit a husky and got a nice young man to check my fluids . Then , a bit later , since he seemed a bit unsure , i stopped again somewhere in the middle of nowhere and had them all checked again . Everything was fine - the berretta rocks ! OPTIONS:
- Checking car fluids
- Traveling in a car
- Going on a date with a man
- None of the above choices .

A: What was he / she doing during this time ?

And it 's making me miserable . So I left it at home and hobbled around . As soon as I walked in , she said , " Get over here ! " It turns out , she used to work for orthopedics . She got to telling me about how she knew two people who 'd ended up having a leg amputated because they failed to overcome an internal infection in their leg ... like what the doc was worried I was getting . She spent much time belaboring this point . Aside from her scaring the ever - living shit out of me , my leg was REALLY sore today . I think I 'll use the crutch tomorrow . OPTIONS:
- The crutches make walking around very awkward and miserable .
- None of the above choices .
- The crutches hurt my neck when I use them because I was using them improperly .
- The crutches hurt my legs when I use them because I was using them improperly .

A: Why did n't I want to use my crutches before she chastened me ?

I have n't updated this thing all summer so I might as well . I ' ve gone to the Blue Ash Rec a lot and the Mason Rec once . I ' ve also gone to Myrtle Beach with my family and cousin Raymond and also with Heather and her family . Both times were a lot of fun , I went jetskiing and shit like that . OPTIONS:
- None of the above choices .
- They have been working very hard
- They have been nursing a sick relative
- They have been busy having fun

A:
Why might the narrator not have checked in for a while ?