Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Q: He walks down the drive towards the post box by the roadside. He

A: finds him sitting at a seat in a stop and presses a finger to his ear.
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Q: Someone serves up a plate of North Pole - style fried bologna for himself and puts it on the breakfast bar. The kid

A: gets to the back of the van.
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Q: At that moment: people burst into the hallows, astride shadowfax. With a roar, someone

A:
shoots up a snowy passageway leading onto a larger stairwell, with one hand holding holes murdered with the broom.
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