Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer: Probably the worst pizza I have ever had. Took forever to be delivered. Since I was at home, I was able to at least put some garlic & onion powder, pepper flakes, oregano and dip in into some marinara sauce I had in the fridge. Which made it tolerable. DO WASTE YOUR MONEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer: Strolled in this past Sunday to a rather empty Zeffirino and got seated right away near the railing overlooking the Canals at Venetian which was rather nice. So I take about a minute to decide what I want. My waiter is walking around and attending to other patrons, doing one thing at a time and walking to the back after every single patron encounter. I try to get this guy's attention to order but he never looks up and never looks my way and he seems to be the only waiter. Fast forward 25 minutes later and my waiter finally comes to take my order. Away he goes. As I'm waiting for the food three tables that got seated after me all got their food before me. It's really infuriating me at this point. 25 minutes later my food finally comes out. This whole time I never get a "sorry, your food is coming up" or "we're a bit behind" or anything remotely apologetic for the long wait I've been experiencing. I ordered a beef tenderloin with mushrooms and what I got was a plate that was smaller than the size of my palm. Food was ok but the portion was not satisfying at all. I loaded up on bread and still was not full. Conclusion: Although this restaurant has some nice views of the Canal and good ambiance, it lacks in every other major criteria a good restaurant should excel in. The service was terrible, the food was medicore at best, the portions were small, it was overpriced, the wait times are long and let me re-iterate THE SERVICE IS TERRIBLE!!

Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer:
So, another East coast transplant writing here. Anyway, my big gripe when I initially got to Phoenix was the lack of organic produce. I was pretty surprised to see the lack of both at Whole Foods and Trader Joe's and the astronomical prices at WF as compared with the one in my hometown. I still haven't seen one organic orange in this town, but Sprouts pretty much satisfies my greens (kale, broccoli, lettuce) needs and has a little organic fruit/veggie section that puts the two "big boys" to shame. Add to that it's about a block away, and I'm all-in. I still go to TJ's for some things, but Sprouts is acceptable in a pinch even for those and WAY better in price when it comes to staples (i.e. ANY meat), plus the commute is much less time-consuming.