question: Today is my 24th birthday , and it is also my first birthday without my father . I did n't really want to celebrate it at all , but my sisters and my mother convinced me that I should . It is also my brother in laws birthday as well .
Q: Why would I be celebrating my birthday without my father this year ?

answer: my father and I are n't speaking

question: We have even joked if he was a girl he would be perfect for me ! I thought it was joke but since then he has been to a gender clinic and started treatment , hormones etc . This was about 2 years ago and now she is 26 she has turned out to be a stunning girl . Her legs go on for miles , breasts any girl would be jealous of , her long blond hair is beautiful and she dresses so perfectly .
Q: What are some reasons the female subject would be called beautiful ?

answer: She has great hair .

question: It was a good decision . Lots of ice , a nice dose of vodka and a splash of cranberry to top it off with a couple of cigarettes on the side . All that plus a shower makes me a new man .
Q: Why is the narrator acting a bit woozy ?

answer:
The narrator is drinking hard liquor .