Problem: Nice Thai restaurant, very friendly service, good food & moderate prices.
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A: positive

Problem: Are you Fucking kidding me! You did NOT leave a disconnect notice on my fence for a non payment of $49.57. Hold it, let me check that again. Oh yes you did! For a mere $49.50 are you kidding me!? You Mother Fuckers! I Fucking hate you! I'm sorry I didn't get your Damn bill ... I practiclly never pickup my mail because all my bills BUT yours are auto paid. My mailbox is nothing but a heaping pile of junk mail and your F'n bill. And no I'm not going to let you automatically deduct from my account. I don't trust you, not even a little. And no I'm not giving you my e-mail address. I have no doubt you'd sell it to some spammer in Burma for a penny! And no I am not calling your B.S. payment line in India and then call you back with my payment confrimation number! You can go to Hell! You'll get your damn $49.57 when Wells Fargo get it to you, you bastards! And if it weren't for Yelp! I'd proabaly go off the Damn grid just to spite you Fuckers! Assholes!
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Problem: You really cannot go wrong in a restaurant based upon everything and anything chocolate. From the moment you walk in, from the vat of spinning chocolate, to the chocolate syringes, to the huge blocks of chocolates, you know that you are in good hands. I tried the 80's milkshake and it was delicious and tasted almost like pure chocolate ice. It came with a mini scoop of ice cream that was coated in a chocolate shell. To go with our shake, I split the double chocolate cookie. For some reason, I think I would have preferred it room temp instead of warm (call me crazy!) but either way, it was probably one of the best chocolate cookies I've ever had. The toppings however did not really seem to fit with a cookie dessert. You would typically see fresh fruit, whipped cream and a chocolate sauce with some sort of cake instead of a cookie, so I didn't really find them necessary.
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Problem: Although very out of the way for me, I happened to be in the neighborhood while going to see my hair stylist. I was a little bit early so I decided to grab a quick lunch. I saw the ratings and thought this was the place. The service was solid and the prices were pretty standard. It was on a weekend, so I did not see the super awesome lunch special deals that some raved about. I ordered my go to dish that allows me to best gauge a new place - drunken noodles with chicken. These were probably the best drunken noodles I've had out of countless places that I have already tried. The price was around $11 and we also shared the calamari appetizer which was delicious at the time, but pretty forgettable. I wouldn't drive across town for the calamari, but I would go for their drunken noodles every time I am in the area to get my hair done (once a month on average). I heard the waiter make curry recommendations to other patrons, so after I have had my fill of the drunken noodles, I may venture on to the curry.
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