input: Write a negative yelp review.
output: I hate this place. Their oxygen is way less strong than lots of the casinos that are just next door. The other day I was playing Pai Gow poker and I couldn't even make it past 8am! I was practically passing out during my comped breakfast at that awful mess of squishy leather booths they call a restaurant. Get with the program, guys. The Orleans knows how to do it - next time you light a cigarette, notice how strongly the match burns. They've got that shit turned up to LUDICROUS. Leave the ether at home and skip the Barbary Coast - oxygen is where it's at.
input: Write a negative yelp review.
output: Oh man. I feel kinda bad giving this place two stars with all the glowing reviews below me. But come on! The place is soooo shady. They charged my boyfriend $3 for a glass of coke poured from a can-- and not even the whole can! And in the same night, I got charged $4, $5 and $6 the same drink from different bartenders. Any of those prices are a lot of money for a gin and tonic, with well gin! After paying cover, you end up pretty much broke at the end of the night. On top of the money situation, this place just screams pretension! They don't have any theme-- they are just trying way too hard to be cool. I mean, there is actually a crooked painting on the wall. A crooked BAD painting on the wall. I would have given only one star, but the martinis are pretty damn good. Plus, the music is always fun. But, still, I won't be going back anytime soon.
input: Write a negative yelp review.
output:
With the mix of good and bad reviews I thought that we should give this place the benefit of the doubt as it is very visually appealing. I was totally wrong - it really is that bad. The decor and service were all fine but the food was terrible and a real struggle to finish (I hate leaving food). The Queso Fundido was the last dish to arrive; fortunately it was a minuscule portion as it was so rubbery and unappetizing. One to avoid.