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An example of an positive review: Food was great. Our chef Joe Hibachi was hilarious. A little pricier than other tepan grills.

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An example of an positive review: Rachel's Kitchen, the Sequel, is just as good as the original on my side of town. I appreciate having one that's located right down the road from my workplace in Hendertucky. Fresh, healthy, wholesome food is certainly on the menu, but if you're like me, you go for the artery-clogging Ultimate Grilled Cheese sandwich. Hey, I had sweet potato fries instead of the other, evil kind, so that's got to be a little redeeming, right? Anyway, I don't feel guilty--it was GOOD and I enjoyed every bite. I also liked the fact that when I checked in on Yelp, I had the option of receiving a FREE cookie or muffin--I LOVE free things! I'll be back and maybe I'll order something with green vegetables...or not.

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An example of an negative review: far better Mexican food in the valley... The place was dead so I don't really know how to rate the service.... the food was like Chili's and the prices were like an upscale Mexican restaurant .... I think the people coming from a day at the pool or a great concert must put them in the mood to review this place better? Go to Viva Mercados and forget Pink Taco.

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An example of an negative review: I'm afraid I'm going to have to dissent from the majority here and say that we were very disappointed by this place. We wanted to love it - great location, inviting atmosphere, very reasonably priced comfort food menu - we could use a place like this on our restaurant rotation. Alas, that is not to be. The problem is the food. Everything else was perfect and the service was excellent but I'm sorry to say, this is some of the blandest food I've ever had. There were four of us at dinner and nobody liked their food. Every dish was OK (as in edible) but nothing was particularly good. Every dish was under-seasoned and under-salted. Every single dish, from the bread to the dessert. A few specifics: Chopped Salad - As someone else commented, it looked like a child threw some things on a plate. That's spot on. And peanut brittle? Just say no to that idea please. Osso Buco Confit - Dry and completely devoid of flavor, and a rather small portion on top of it. Accompanied by a tablespoon of (once again) under-salted spaetzle. Bread - Again, bland - There were four of us and we didn't finish our small bread basket. Everybody tried it and the reaction was, "ehh." Fruit Cobbler - A ramekin of fruit in syrup with ice cream is not a "cobbler." A cobbler implies either a pastry or biscuit topping. There was none. Very, very disappointing. Pecan Pie. A very poor execution of this American classic. Again, completely devoid of flavor. The drinks were quite good and the service was excellent and friendly to a fault. I love the idea of this place and I love the menu, but the food just did not deliver.