Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer: Carnage and chaos. Always a good time. Plenty of bar sports to keep you entertained, including billards, shuffleboard, and even ping-pong, which doubles as a beer-pong table. And they have a stripper pole, good for watching people embarrass themselves (don't be that guy!).

Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer: If I could make mine a NEGATIVE Star I would. This place is a money grabbing lying stealing business. The clock repair man in the back told me several times my 2 clocks were worth $1500 to $2000 and $3000 to $5000. He told me it would cost about $350 to get them in selling order. I Did not want to pay the money because money is tight, but he reassured me that my clocks were worth it. A month goes by and I get a call that they are done. I go in to pick them up and I ask for a written appraisal so I could sell the clocks. The Store owner laughed at me when I told him the value I was given. He said I should not watch antique road show. I made him go get the old man and bring him out to me. Of course the old man said he would never give anyone a value. He does not do that he only repairs clocks. They are such lairs and they held my clocks hostage until I paid their ridiculous cleaning price. DON'T TAKE OR BUY ANYTHING FROM THEM EVER!!!!! I learned a $600 lesson!

Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer:
I wish I could give this place a good review since the food itself is usually good and they have some decent deals. But the fact is that make far too many mistakes with their orders: Once they only brought me 25% of my actual order and more than once a driver would forget something, promise to return with the missing item and then abandon me. But the main reason Papa John's has lost my business is because the Phoenix Director of Operations, Christina Carter took it upon herself to send me a homophobic email describing gay people as vulgar and stating that I should take my business elsewhere. Prior to this, I had boycotted Domino's Pizza for years because of the company's antigay attitude but never in my entire life have I ever heard of an employee of a company (much less an upper manager) directly targeting a specific individual customer and telling them "We don't want your kind here." I notified both the corporate office and this store of Ms. Carter's actions and neither place could even be bothered to do so much as to issue a minimal apology, implying that the company itself fully condones, supports, and encourages Ms. Carter's reprehensible actions. If you give Papa John's your business, just be aware your pizza will be topped with hatred and bigotry.