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An example of an positive review: This is the best laundry mat I've ever been to. It was clean. There was lots of space. There is an attendant there who helped us when we had a hard time getting change. I don't want anybody else talking about this laundromat is awesome!!

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An example of an negative review: My intentions were all you can eat, but after eating a couple of nigiris which was disappointing because the size of the rice was as big as my fist! I ended up paying for ala carte, paid for my bill and said sayonara!

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An example of an negative review: I have a hard time believing the stellar Yelp reviews this show gets; Absinthe is the most insipid Vegas offering I've ever seen. The hosts lack any charm to make their mocking of audience members and extreme potty humor palatable. The routine is an uninspired Sacha Baron Cohen and Sarah Silverman rip-off. If you don't like those comedians -- and even if you do, perhaps -- you will not like the show. The acrobats were, at best, Cirque du Soliel castoffs or rejects. I had a friend present at the show the night before where a performer on the high-wire crashed into the audience and knocked some guy in the head with the balance bar. That part of the show was dropped from the show we attended on Friday Nov. 4, 2011. No great loss, I'm sure. We didn't stay through to the end. Spare yourself the agony of having to pretend you like the show because you paid as much as you did for the tickets. You'd be better off mindlessly dumping your cash into some slots while staring into the middle distance.

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An example of an positive review: Hana is a great find on 7th Ave. It's not "cool," but it's as sleek as strip malls come, and the service and sushi we're excellent. We noted that that the portions were especially large; I could barely finish the three rolls I ordered. The outside patio looked gross (in the parking lot), which was our only complaint. Byob worked great for us and kept the price of dinner down. I look forward to visiting Hana again.