Problem: I love this place. We've been in Vegas quite a number of times this summer including our wedding, and by FAR, this has been the best gastropub we've set our feet in. 1. Our favorite Bartender: LIZ I love this gal. She was the first person to serve us at the bar when we first visited, and she is AWESOME. She knows everything and anything there is to know about the beers they serve, will make you FANTASTIC cocktails (even come up with something new on the fly based on your mood), offer you just what you're craving, and is sneaky quick about making sure your eating/drink area is clean and pleasant. We easily spend over $100 between the two of us when she's working and keeps us coming back for more. It's nice to have a fav spot to grub and drink where you know the staff makes you feel welcomed. 2. The Food. Okay, first off, this is frickin' VEGAS. DUH, everything on the strip is going to be hella expensive. But you know what? For the price point, this place serves, HANDS DOWN, the best food. I put this place down as "good for 'Late Night' and 'Desserts'" because gastropub food only goes so far and if you're expecting "sit-down dinner," this place probably wouldn't cut it. But, if you're out with friends and wanna get some grub before you hit the tables/slots and have a couple beers, this is the place to do it. If you have a party of 4 or more, I recommend sharing the HUGE nacho platter (comes on a frickin' baking sheet) or if you have a small party, get the fried pickles ("frickles!") and an entree to share. The baked ziti is our favorite; between hubby and I, we've ordered it twice within the span of 72hours and it's been awesome every time. 3. The Ambiance It's so relaxing and nice to just be able to come in, sit down, have a beer, get some grub, and zone out watching some sports news. And this pub just gets it right on the money. I have been to many a gastropubs on the strip and I don't quite know what it is that other places don't have. I assume it has something to do with the fact that they have the bar in the center and it really focuses on its forte--being the best beer pub on the street. They also have a dart board and beer pong table in the corner if you're so inclined; for no additional charge (I assume; we weren't charged to play). I also love that EVERYTHING in print (menus, posters, coasters, etc.) at this place is so frickin' beautifully designed. I've gone to many a places where I'm sure they've got some great food, but their menu was soooooo poorly designed it just ruined the whole eating experience for me. 4. The Service. What can I say, this really just reiterates number 1, but I want to make sure the whole restaurant also gets recognition. The food comes piping hot right out of the open kitchen and you can really see the kitchen working it, every moment that it's open. You can really tell the people behind the bar and the kitchen really works as a team. ...Gosh, writing this makes me hungry. Maybe we should get some lunch there. Haven't tried them for lunch yet. Yeah, frickles sound good right about now. Bye guys!
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Problem: Delicious Osso Bucco and the kids loved the spaghetti and meatballs. Conveniently located near the theatre to watch the Variety Show.
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Problem: Don't tan here, even for free! I went in for a free spray tan. The girl who waited on me was nice but had no idea what she was talking about. I had to wait about 10 minutes, to be expected on a free weekend. The couch I sat on was dirty, the floor was dirty. When the girl directed me to the booth she asked if I knew the positions for spray tanning. I said I usually do Mystic, is it like that? She said it was the same. When I got in the booth, it told me to get into position #1. There were no markings on the floor to show where to stand, there were no directions like in a Mystic booth. I felt like Ross on Friends!!!! The spray was freezing, the air to dry was freezing. There was no mat to step on when I got out, there was a wet towel, obviously used by other people. The caps and lotion were available as was a towel. No wipes to wipe off my hands and feet, however. I told the girl that my spray tan was cold and she agreed that it is cold. Obviously no heat option. I told her that there were no directions for the positions, she told me she thought I would know. She admitted she had never been in a Mystic booth so she didn't know how they work. They really could not have put the directions on the wall? I told her that I pay $30 dollars less a month for their premium package and get more options at Planet Beach up the street. She shrugged her shoulders and said she has nothing to do with the pricing. Has Body Heat heard of price matching? I will stick with Planet Beach, the employees are more helpful, the prices better, a cleaner facility, more pleasantly decorated and just all around a better deal. Plus at Planet Beach the Mystic has directions and is warm. Don't bother with Body Heat on Valle Verde, go up the street to Planet Beach. FYI, I am just a very satisfied customer at Planet Beach, no one asked me to write this.
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Problem: This is a very intimate dive bar and the flavors are BIG! I could have used a few more beer selections, but the local beer they did have on hand fit my fancy quit well! Food comes out fast and the beer comes out cold. Great spot to go to lunch and socialize with the other locals that have found this place! I will be back!
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