Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer: I used to like to go to La Petite Marche for breakfast, but in the past year or so, I started thinking that there are many better places to go. I think the quality of the food went down in the past year or two. Although their breakfast deals are pretty cheap, it gets quite expensive if you order items a la carte, and the quality of the food is disappointing. The baguette bread is not real baguette :( and the rest of the food is just OK, no more. Espresso drinks are fine, though. The place is quite big, so it's a good option for groups that are not too picky about the food. The bathroom downstairs has such a strange setup (two toilet bowls side by side in the same room?!). The decor is nice, and if you get to sit on the patio or near the windows, you can enjoy the light outside. Whenever my friends ask me to meet up with them at that place, I go eat there... but I won't be the one who picks that place for breakfast.

Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer: Awesome shop! Clean open layout by style. Neat section of North Carolina brewed beers in the middle. Chris is great, very helpful. I picked a few things we can't get in Georgia. I will absolutely go back next time I am in town. I believe he had 12 on tap to sell by the glass or growler. Today was stout day on the taps so it was right up my alley.

Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer:
If you're looking for a good night's rest, DO NOT STAY AT THE ARTISAN!!! The desk clerk informed me upon check in that they have the "biggest after hours club in Vegas". This made me nervous for good reason. From 2am until 8am you can hear the the music, and that's with ear plugs. If that's not enough, you can be kept awake by the drunk clubbers yelling in the parking lot, peeling out in their cars. Tired and hungry upon arrival, I ordered a flat bread pizza & a beer from room service. The pizza was disgusting! The dough was barely cooked . and all the toppings slid off when I picked it up. How do you fuck up pizza? They add a $3 service charge, plus a tip and then leave a line for you to write in a tip (very deceptive), so this added an additional $9 to my bill. $26 for a pizza appetizer and a beer. I was not happy when I checked out and let the manager know. They waived the questionable $10 "resort fee" for both nights and basically told me they were doin' me a big favor by doing so. I would never stay here again. They're throwing their guest under the bus to cater to club goers. It's too bad because it's reasonably priced and is furnished well. It is, however in the middle of an industrial park and cost between $15-$20 to get anywhere.