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If you like overpaying for mediocre food, while being automatically charged an 18% gratuity in exchange for apathetic and unprofessional customer service, then Paradise Cafe might just be your kind of paradise! ;) Since this is the only place open most of the time (when other places aren't), I had the misfortune of having to eat here 4 times when there were no other options available. 1. Unprofessional and apathetic staff: When the hostesses are ready to stop their personal conversation to grace me with their acknowledgement, I was seated at the bar and given a "To Go" menu which states that an automatic 18% gratuity would be added to any To Go orders. *Keep this in mind if you are in the habit of adding a tip so you don't end up double-tipping them! While waiting for my to-go food, I had the misfortune of having to witness one of the waitresses approach the hostesses with complete attitude and yelled, "Can I get a party? I been off break for 15-minutes and you ain't seated anybody in my section. You seatin' a party here and there, but I ain't got no party, so can I get a party?" She then goes over to another waitress and begins talking about the hostesses to this other waitress, while the hostesses talked smack about the waitress who chewed them out! 2. Food ranges from tolerable to inedible! Salmon & Rice (dinner) -Not bad, probably the best thing I ate on the menu. Fish Tacos -Tolerable Thai Chicken Salad -Very overdressed and not very good Bacon and Cheese Omelet (breakfast) -Omelet was GREASY and inedible! Hash browns completely flavorless. I managed to choke down the sourdough toast which was good. Overall a very unpleasant experience.
negative