Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Input: Consider Input: Two people are in the park. A man in brown shit

Output: is playing in a burgundy ocean.

Input: Consider Input: The man sits on the stool as he water skis on the table. The man

Output: finishes and puts his head in the mirror.

Input: Consider Input: Bullets from the guards rip chunks out of the tree trunks. Someone
Output: drops his mitt up into the air.