Problem: Write a positive (OPTIONS:
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A: WIth every venue within the Cosmopolitan lookin spiffy and beyond, it's hard to ignore the charms and scintillation of Bond. Accessible streetside via the Strip, it is more often than not the first point of contact for a lot of visitors to the Cosmo. Bright, bold, and undoubtedly beautiful, it can easily be a favorite for all LV goers. Any place in the Cosmo, let alone along the strip will be considerably more spendy than most typical joints in the area. Drinks here are pricey, but well made. When even a PBR is $5.50, a good cocktail will more than likely run north of $15. There are plenty of strong fruity cocktails, but I am partial to their Old Fashioned ($18) and they also make a mean Cosmo ($19). Plush and sparkling in every direction, it is easy to get comfortable at Bond. There are some nights where it's insanely crowded, with a house music DJ, complete with Bond dancers and a supremely good looking crowd. Ironically, my favorite times here are whenever I get to savor a decent drink on a weeknight where there is nothing going on other than people watching. Bartenders here will vary like any place, but all for the most part have been a fun and young bunch. Be nice and they may even comp a drink or two. It's easy to get a little smashed here and then storm off to Wicked Spoon for the best post-drinking binge session ever. If not, this is the perfect pre-game spot.
Q: positive

A: I can't hate on The Tavern. Even though I'm not a huge fan of Mill Ave and I'm even less of a fan of ASU kid-infested bars, somehow the Tavern has quickly become my go-to March Madness bar over the last week. It's got over 40 TVs, the majority of which are all HI-def flat screens, and every sports package you could ask for, which kicks ass. What makes The Tavern better than any other sports bar with similar characteristics? The food!!! Believe it or not, The Tavern's food doesn't make me want to puke, which is a definite plus!! They serve some of the best damn chicken fingers in the valley (extra crispy,) their mozzarella sticks are cheesy and delicious as is their buffalo chicken wrap. In the business of full disclosure, I went there with my boss last week and he absolutely detested his veggie burger, so I'd suggest staying clear of that. I should also mention that he is the most difficult person to please when it comes to food but that is another story for another day... I love that they turn their crappy music off for games, something I wish more sports bars in the valley would do, so we can actually hear the commentators. I also love their big, spacious patio which enabled me to try and even out my ridiculous looking tan lines yesterday, while not missing a play of the game! And no, I am not evened out, now my back is even MORE sunburned if you can believe that! But again, not The Tavern's fault... I have never been there at night to party with my whole aversion to the ASU kids thing, and yes, their drink specials could be a bit lower, but The Tavern is pretty top notch for game-viewing, beer-drinking, and relaxing on a Sunday afternoon...
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer: Good visit to Vegas recently. Disappointed with MGM. Service is not good anywhere we went at MGM. Over priced for the quality. We cruised most of the other hotels and casinos on the strip and MGM won't get my business next time. Not that they were bad, but, their competitors were certainly better.
Input: OPTIONS:
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Generate a negative review for a place
Output: Wow, I just don't understand the buzz about this place at all. First off there was 2 things I just couldn't get over, how dirty and worn down the inside was and how bad the service was. The place had been other restaurants before and other than some cheesy Greek mural nothing was done. The table I was at felt like it had never been scrubbed and the benches and chairs are worn out. The service was inexcusably bad, and the waitress didn't wash her hands. I know this because I followed her through the front door and never saw her wash her hands. At least until after she brought drinks she was never out of sight. She was also not very knowledgable of the menu, I asked "what is in your Greek salad?" And she says generic 'you know, lettuce and feta cheese and stuff' and then launches into an explanation of feta cheese. I had to ask her 2 more times before I could even get a real answer. She never offered up any specials, but when asked she told us, but one in particular was a "beef casserole" and "they put seasonings in it to be delicious" but nothing more. Ugh she was just lousy, had no table presence and did not own her role in the customer-server relationship. The food was...eh, ok. Barely. Nothing tasted fresh at all. It is still the summer and the tomatoes were lousy. The tzatziki sauce was just yogurt, no pepper or cucumber was discernible. The pita was tasteless and closing in on stale. The lamb meat was so overwhelmingly seasoned with oregano and something else I couldn't taste the lamb, but at least it was hot. And the "Greek fries" were a joke. You can't sprinkle a minuscule amount of dried oregano on fries and call them Greek. Oh and the kids meals were a let down. A healthy pile of meat on a pita, no sauce, no tomato, nothing. Nobody wants a dry gyro, not even kids. 2 stars instead if 1 for 2 reasons. Even though the kids meal gyro was lousy it was still a great value and once we got some sauce they were edible. And the gyro meat. Granted it was over-spiced but it was still yummy with a deliciously browned outside.
input: Write a negative yelp review (OPTIONS:
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output: The worst Indian restaurant that i have been to. I went to a private party that was hosted in this restaurant and the buffet was only $10 and the food tasted like shitt I'm serious no flavor and no taste no salt nothing. The dal curry tasted bitter , the lamb curry had not lamb only bones and skin, even the tandoori chicken didn't taste good. I mean i have had way better indian buffets for 10 bucks. Their regular buffet is more expensive and slight better than this. But anyway there was a lot of ppl at that party where they were charging 10 bucks for a drinks, what they should have done was impress the people with food so they will come back another time but they made the food so bad that i don't think any of those people will want to go there again.
Q: negative

A:
I'm going to have to agree with Lauren on this one. This place is a little beat up and completely off the beaten path of any semblance of a night life. You'll need to jump a cab or bribe a shuttle driver to get you to Mill Street or anywhere for that matter. The service was friendly from room service, the restaurant and the front desk but the venue itself was dated. I will say that the pool area was nice and both the pool and the hot tub seemed clean. My room was fairly clean but their wall outlets were limited, the bathroom was cramped and my room and the hallways on the first floor smelled like cigarettes. My bed was pretty comfy thankfully but for some reason it seemed that people were slamming their doors throughout the night all four nights I stayed here. They did have some construction going on early morning but that's a non-issue. Lastly, the in hotel Rimrock restaurant left a lot to be desired so you may want to have a dining plan ready when you hit the tarmac in PHX. The only restaurant in walking distance is a Denny's.