Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A: Located inside the MGM Grande Casino, the Studio Cafe is Las Vegas' number one place for bad food, terrible service, and outrageous prices. This place is not by any means a sports bar, but they did have sports on TV at the bar. Our party of four asked to sit where we could see one of the screens, as there was a football game on. After waiting for around 20 minutes, specifically so we could sit at a table with view of a TV, they seated us where we could see nothing. Tired, hungover, and hungry, we decided to just live with it. After waiting about 20 more minutes for a waiter to acknowledge the existence of our table, I ordered a meatball sub with fries. The sub was dry and tasteless, and the fries were the frozen kind that comes in an enormous bag from Costco. I was extremely underwhelmed with the food, especially for the price, which I believe exceeded 15 or 16 dollars. I would absolutely not recommend eating here.

Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A: I visited a couple times about 25 years ago, when my future wife was infatuated with one of the bartenders. TeePee seemed reasonably satisfying back then and I cant decide if tastes have changed that much or the food has objectively fallen off a cliff. It may be a little of both. Table service was friendly but inattentive, if that makes sense. Decor is Flintstones meets Happy Days on the Oregon Trail. Or something. Which would be fun....if the food was edible. Prices run a buck or two higher than many Mexican chains; again, reasonable only if the food was better. Or even as good, as BajaFresh, Taco Bell or Chipotle. In this industry, there's a thin line between venerable charm and past- its-prime trap, and if you insist on lousy ingredients and dont bother to ask customers how they want their heuvos cooked, then even if your front hostess is a doll, you're on the wrong side of that line.

Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A:
Ok...really! This place so pisses me off and i am the Duke. Show some respect...lol A paying customer asks for one simple request and they screw it up. Not the first time either....like an idiot i give them the benefit of the doubt and they always mess it up. I go into the place make an order for 10 wings...hot and extra crispy. The bartender repeats my order back to me and specifically says "extra crispy" right? She comes back 15 mins later and brings my wings. In hindsight, i should have checked them then and sent it back. But I didn't. They were rubbery, nasty wings. What a waste of money...i should have just lit my cash on fire. I threw them in the trash. I would not even make my dog eat that crap.