Write an article based on this "Destem and mince the fresh parsley. Destem and mince the fresh oregano. Mince the garlic. Combine the ingredients in a large mixing bowl. Can the sauce and let the flavors intensify."
article: Remove the parsley leaves from the stems. Place the leaves on a cutting board and mince them with a chef's knife. Place 2 cups of tightly packed parsley in a bowl and set to the side. This will leave you larger pieces of parsley. If you prefer finer parsley, place the leaves in your food processor and pulse until fine. Strip the stems of the fresh oregano leaves. Put the leaves on a cutting board and chop finely with a large chef's knife. Scoop 3 tablespoons (44.4ml) of oregano into a bowl and set to the side. If you prefer finer oregano, put the leaves in your food processor and pulse until fine. Smash the cloves of garlic with the flat side of a chef's knife. This will make it easier to peel the cloves. Remove the peel and mince the cloves of garlic by hand. Put 3 tablespoons (44.4ml) of garlic into a bowl and set aside. Pour the minced parsley, oregano, and garlic into a mixing bowl. Add 1 tablespoons red pepper flakes and stir. Pour in 1 cup extra virgin olive oil and cup red wine vinegar. Stir the mixture with a wooden spoon. If the sauce looks dry, add up to cup extra virgin olive oil. Pour, or decant, the chimichurri sauce into the sealed container of your choice. Leave the sauce on the counter overnight. The longer you wait to use the sauce, the more intense the flavor will become.

Write an article based on this "Choose a leader. Establish the rules of the cult. Write up a body text. Find a place to practice or worship. Come up with a slogan. Bring other people in, slowly."
article: Most cults have single leaders, or they're typically called collectives. If you're the one forming the cult, it's likely that you're the leader, but you need to make sure that your cult is organized for good purposes, not for your own material gain, or purposes of power grabbing. Cult leaders are typically charismatic and manipulative, but if you're going to form yours collectively, it's a good idea to pick someone who has the good of the group at heart. The person who wants to be the leader is the last person you should pick. By what rules, concepts, and moral code will your cult organize itself? What is the ultimate goal of the cult? How will you use Star Trek to change all your lives, and perhaps the lives of many others, for the better? What's your big message for the world? Focus especially on the issue of how you'll use this to transform your lives for the better. The difference between a Star Trek Cult and a Star Trek Fan Club isn't necessarily the fervency of your adoration for Star Trek, but how you use that fervency to change your life. It's helpful to write up these documents, but probably leave the word "cult" off of things. You don't want to give people the wrong idea. All cults have governing texts which have the virtue of being both mysteriously vague, pseudo-profound, and easy to read by a wide variety of people. If you want your cult to grow and attain a sense of legitimacy, it's a good idea to self-publish your guidelines for life, or your teachings as a group. Fair warning: people will probably find the idea of a cult about anything pretty strange, and you may face a lot of hostility and backlash if you're really public with your cult. It's good to have a quiet, private place where you can do the things you want to do, the way you want to do them. If you've got a Star Trek Cult forming, it's likely you won't be doing anything much more significant at first than watching episodes, having in-depth conversations, and maybe re-enacting a scene or two, which it's perfectly possible to do from someone's living room. If you're brave, you could try meeting in in public parks, or other places where you might attract some attention, but it might not be the kind of attention you want. All clubs, organizations, and groups need good slogans, cults included. It's an easy way to sum up what you do, organize around a singular idea, and keep everyone focused around the topic. Slogans should be memorable, simple, and multipartite, so they've be mysterious and vague in equal measure. "All Things Fly In Space" might work for your Star Trek cult. Or maybe quotes from the show: "I was born in Iowa, I only work in outer space." Make it memorable, and organic. When you meet people in public, start gradually bringing in the concepts and the obsession that you've decided to shape your life around, to start growing the group. Become an evangelist for whatever it is you've decided to adulate. Again, you may experience hostility and a lot of resistance at first, so you should try to market the less extreme aspects of your ideas. The utopian fun of Star Trek? Good selling point. Your plans of building a galaxy class star-cruiser in a warehouse in Queens? Maybe save that for later.

Write an article based on this "Recognize the distress squawk. Check on your flock if you hear an alarm cackle. Listen for the rooster sounding the air raid alarm. Use the hen's hushing sound to get chicks to run for cover."
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If a chicken is crying loudly and repeatedly, it means it has been captured and is being taken away. The chicken is alerting the others in the area to beware and saying "Let go!" If you are the one carrying the chicken away, be careful because the distress squawk might embolden other chickens or the rooster to attack you to save their friend. Be prepared to protect yourself if necessary. Sometimes a chicken will let out just one loud distress squawk, which usually means it's been startled or unexpectedly pecked by another chicken. Check on baby chicks making distress calls. If you hear a baby chick make a loud, sharp tweet, it means that it is in distress. Check to see if it is too hot, cold, or hungry. Any of the chickens who sense danger in some way will raise an alarm. They will make a loud, repetitive cackling noise that sounds like "kuh-kuh-kuh-KACK!". The other chickens will then seek shelter. If you hear the alarm cackle, be sure to check on the chickens to make sure there isn't a predator after them. If your rooster is making loud squawks while looking at the sky, he is letting the others know that there is a raptor or other dangerous predator in the sky above them. Be sure to check on your flock if you hear this sound. If the rooster raises too many false air raid alarms, the chickens will start ignoring the signal. Sometimes the rooster will make a slightly softer "chirrup" sound as it looks at the sky. He is indicating that there is something in the sky, but it is probably not dangerous. Hens will make a soft "errrr" sound to alert their chicks to danger. You can mimic this sound to achieve the same result. Be sure to keep your voice soft and vibrate the sound like you are humming with your lips open and your teeth closed. When the chicks hear the sound, they will run for cover under their mom's feathers or flatten themselves against the ground to hide.