Problem: Second review , because this time they were actually open, yay. They get 3 stars for the sand volleyball, horseshoe pits, cornball, and close proximity to the baseball games at Peoria Sports Complex. BUT the service was whack, so I took a star away. Took forever for our waitress to come, then took forever for our beer re-orders. The "award winning" margarita was just meh. The carnitas tacos? - don't bother, super greasy. The one food plus - the calamari taco, yum! Bottomless chips and salsa? Laughable- waiter took our chips mid-service and never returned, lol. Insane service. Go for beer and sit at the bar.
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Problem: Not surprised that this place closed down. Mediocre food, small selection in their lunch buffet, and weak service equals dead restaurant walking on borrowed time. The only positive aspect of our visit was we met another Indian cuisine loving couple who we actually ended up sitting down with at the same table. They told us that their favorite Indian place was Mt. Everest, and wouldn't you know it, it has become one of our faves too!
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Problem: OK, yes, the beer list is incredible. It's an amazing way to try new stuff and find new favorites to add to your drunky ass repertoire. The much-discussed Orange Blossom beer is pretty good, but not so good I would make a trip out of the way to get it. The food is standard bar food. Well, despite the fabu beer list, this is just a bar when it comes down to it. Vegetarians, take warning - eat elsewhere, unless a overstuffed, not-entirely-melted cheese quesadilla is your idea of a kick ass meal. To be fair, my SO loved his brat and gobbled that sausage down like a pro. (I've always wanted to say that.) Our server was helpful and attentive. The ambiance is somewhat non-existent and, as someone else mentioned, the seating layout is fragmented. My biggest beef is with the other customers! I've been to many a shithole bar and never have my eardrums been so bruised and battered, my throat raw from having to scream conversation over the relentless mating calls of the idiot Woo Girls at the dart boards. I mean, people were staring. The manager had to ask them to STFU multiple times. And this was before 9 p.m. And they were not 18 with fake IDs; these ladies may have been older than me (gasp! shudder!). If I wanted to listen to piercing screams while consuming a shitty quesadilla, I would have gone to a Filiberto's in Maryvale. Ugh. My SO will have to get his Papago fix on his own.
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Problem: Lie about Happy Hour prices, won't go back.
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negative