Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: I'm a big fan of burritos, especially the "garbage" variety of mixed meat, rice, beans, sauce and salsa that I remember from living in Los Angeles and Southern California. They were super big and super tasty. Not so at Blue Burrito. My burrito was barely edible. A Taco Bell Cantina Chicken Bowl is better tasting than this and it's a far cry from a burrito at Chipotle. The service was pretty quick but for some reason they were out of chicken, so thanks, no thanks I'll skip Blue Burrito next time. Would have been slightly better if I could have gotten the sauce packets opened. Maybe it wouldn't have tasted too salty and on the bland side. There must have been a thimbleful of guacamole on my burrito as I couldn't taste it at all. The flavors never mixed or fused into anything enjoyable. What was imagined as a healthier alternative to airport food was pretty disappointing and resulting in my drinking a lot on the plane to get the salty taste out of my mouth.
Q: negative

A: Sooo uh. What is the big deal with this place? Had a groupon which I bought (10 for 20) and went here with my roomate. Pizzas are 13-14$ so 2 of them would put us over the groupon. Was there at happy hour and drinks were 4$ for specialty drinks and appetizers were half off. Ordered a lemoncello margarita which was awful, it tasted like sweet and sour mix that was filled 70% with sour mix and then had 30% more sour mix poured on top. BLEH. After my drink arrived the server comes up and lets me know that the appetizer and my drink are not happy hour price because im using a groupon. I tell him to hold the appetizer as its 8$ instead of 4$, but since i've drank some of my drink feel bad about sending it back....turned around the sour mix drink was 8$ instead of 4$...DOH!. Ok enough with the sucky nickle and dime stuff...on to the food and taste. I had the Prosciutto and pear pizza and my roomate had pepperoni, both were good but not amazing. Not what I expect from a $14 personal pizza. If I had a choice between this place or a place like Pizzaria Bianco or The Parlor I would never go here again. Oh well, that is what Groupon is for right? trial and error? Hopefully I can save someone the trouble of coming here.
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer: In how many different ways can you arrange the same ten ingredients? If this were a contest, Temari would win, hands down. This looked like one of the most promising places in a very generic East Valley sushi scene, so we decided to give it a shot. When I sat down, our eager waiter asked me what I'd like to drink. I asked him if they only have fountain sodas, and he looked at me like I was speaking Greek. I said, "What do you have, bottles?" He said they don't have cans or anything; it just comes out of a gun. So... Fountain sodas then. Got it. My friend said his Mr. Pibb tasted off, and asked to switch to Coke. He said sure, but he'll have to pay for the Coke. Now, on to the food.... I looked at the menu. I saw about three pages of rolls. I looked at the specials board. More rolls. Looked at the regular menu.... Standard Japanese fare. They have teriyaki. TERIYAKI! Who eats teriyaki? This isn't Samurai Sam's, is it? They have some sashimi. All very standard cuts of fish. Tuna, white tuna, salmon, yellowtail, sea bass, and mackerel is probably all they had. Maybe the weakest selection I've seen, well, anywhere. The nigiri sushi (which I'm pretty sure I heard our waiter pronounce as "NIGH gi ri" sushi to the diners at the next table) was pretty standard as well. Ra has better selection. Yes, that's right, Ra, one of the most notoriously generic sushi restaurants in the world, has a better selection of fish than Temari! Anyways, at about six different points while I was looking through the tome they call a "specials menu" (which consists of about 99.5% rolls, plus tuna poke), our eager waiter asked us if we know what we would like yet. Sorry, bro, can't you see I'm reading here! I'm like half way through! My eyes are getting tired from reading the words "spicy tuna," "eel sauce," and "chili sauce" so much! Because 75% of the rolls have one of more of those ingredients! It was amazing how many different rolls they had, yet how few of them actually sounded appealing. Most of them seemed to be more focused on sauces and spice than actual fish flavor. It's like people who eat sushi in Gilbert don't want to taste the awful flavor of fish! Gross, right! Fish, ugh! I pointed out to my friend that one particular roll "has like three sauces: chili sauce, eel sauce, garlic citrus sauce, and kiwi sauce. Four sauces!" (imagine the Spanish Inquisition.) Anyways, about our actual order: we went with the "chef's choice" sashimi platter, a romantic roll (cucumber with a bunch of stuff inside), a sunkist roll (some fish completely drowned in citrus flavor), and amaebi and quail egg sushi. I think "chef's choice" means "cheapest," because no real sushi chef would put both tuna and salmon on his own plate if he were picking what he wanted to eat. The sashimi itself was OK I guess. The rolls were very boring, as we expected. The sweet shrimp was good, but you can tell what type of clientele they have when they placed the heads on our table, and the diners at the next table over seemed awestruck by the fact that someone would actually eat a shrimp head, what with those cute little eyeballs staring at them. This brings me to the conclusion of this review: this place utterly destroyed our hope of finding a good sushi bar in the East Valley. Shimogamo was respectable, but even there, the owner was unable to keep the best cuts of fish in stock because he had no confidence his clientele would buy enough of it to keep it fresh. This is the East Valley. People think sushi is a bunch of rolls. You ask an East Valley denizen about their favorite sushi place, and they say, "I like this place, they have great rolls!" Only here can a sushi bar stock just seven cuts of fish, and just offer 500 rolls with the same ten ingredients, and maybe serve some teriyaki chicken for those who REALLY hate sushi, and be successful. I think we're going to look for the East Valley sushi bar with the lowest yelp rating, because that one is probably the best. At least they didn't end up charging us for that extra Coke. Addendum: I was just reminded about the fortune cookie they served with dessert. A fortune cookie! At a Japanese Restaurant! On the back of the fortune it said "Learn Chinese." Not making this up.
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The hotel was very clean and super comfy, We got upgraded instantly, and the staff was amazing with the amount of crap they were getting from 4 young ladies who didn't go through the proper channels to book a room. The buffett was one of the best I have ever been to in vegas and the winning didn't hurt neither.