Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: WHEN IS THIS PLACE OPEN??????? I've been here four times, all on different days of the week at different times and they were closed every time. I even checked their website to check their hours and they should have been open every single time. Some would ask why don't I just call before I head over there. Answer- I did. TWICE just to confirm their hours and still... CLOSED. I dunno. I kinda don't even feel like trying again. I don't want to have to fight the traffic and search and pay for a parking spot only to walk a few blocks to find out that it's closed. I give up and it really disappoints me because I would like to be writing this review based on their food, but sadly I cannot.

Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: Let me keep this brief. Mediocre food at best and the lack of service is shocking. Waited for an hour for sandwiches and over dressed Caesar salad. Thanks but no thanks.

Problem: Write a positive (OPTIONS:
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A:
For the price this place is really nice, Mirage is one of my favorite hotels that I can afford. The pool is awesome, the nude pool is lame just a rip off small pool they charge you too much to get in too. This place reminds me of marine world and the jungle its really got a lot going on and full of fun energy. Its just a really great hotel with a good vibe.