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An example of an negative review: small portions. crazy small portions. stick to the buffet because at china poblano, the food didn't taste very good. and it was grossly overpriced. i will never return. NEVER! EVER. EVER!

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An example of an positive review: Anyone that has ever considered getting a Brazillan wax understands how potentially uncomfortable and completely awkward the whole experience can be. Stripping from the waist down in front of a stranger, and then having your hair ripped out from the root typically sucks. However, Kelli makes a potentially excruciating event almost pleasant! I've had a lot of Brazillians and have been caused waaaay more pain. I don't know if it's because she uses the best wax or if it's her expert technique - but whatever it is I will only go to someone else for a Brazillian if Kelli retires!!! Her studio is private, clean and very calming. Kelli herself is personable and funny - a nice, down to earth person that really knows what she's doing. I know some people decide where to get waxed by price or proximity - but I want skill and speed. Kelli is awesome and I'm SO glad I found her!

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An example of an negative review: One beer. I'm glad I didn't "check-in" here because it's retarded. After putting too many beers on EVERYBODY's tab they wanted to argue about which waitress did/didn't bring us a beer. A receipt was brought out by the manager with TIMES written on it! Ridiculous. Won't be back.

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An example of an positive review: Hefe is so fun and the hosts Are so nice, especially Brynn! She helped us get a table immediately!