Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer: I love Mediterranean food, so I had to try it out. food is good, takes a while to get it, which is a good thing - it's not pre-cooked. Server was friendly, food tasted good. I hope they can keep it up.

Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer: The home-cooked breakfasts at The Rusty Nail in Bellevue are wonderful, prices are reasonable, the wait staff are gems, and is often bragged about by Bellevue locals. That said, two stars is all I can muster primarily due to the tiny, cramped dining area. I've witness people at three tables being disrupted while they are eating so departing diners would have enough room to push their chair away from the table and pass by others just to leave. Don't get me wrong, I adore that Pittsburgh is a small, friendly city, but I'm not fond of getting elbowed in the back as the guy behind me cuts his breakfast steak and eggs, nor knowing his guest gargled with Cool Mint Listerine this morning (or worse, didn't) . Yes, the tables are packed THAT close together. And whatever you do, don't dare bring a large friend here to dine when it's busy unless you enjoy feeling like a complete 'jag off' for doing so on the way out.

Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer:
Just got home from Great Dane's Sunday Brunch. OMG. It was the best brunch we've EVER had. You want Eggs Benedict? Got it. Smoked salmon? Got it. Peel & eat shrimp? Got it. Quiche? Got it. Prime Rib? You guessed it, they've got it, and it's rare. Seriously, anything you could want for breakfast they have, and it's all OUTSTANDING! A bit more pricey than you're used to paying for a breakfast buffet, but the selection, and quality of the food is unreal.