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An example of an positive review: This place was a very random stop for us. My husband wanted breakfast and I wanted lunch, so we decided to try Joe's on our friend's recommendation. I was really surprised by what we found. Atmosphere. If you've ever read a review from me, you know I'm all about the vibe. This place cracked me up. It's everything a diner should be, with an unexpected twist. There is a counter to belly-up to, red booths, basic decor, and for the twist, a window into a working mechanic's garage. The only issue I may have is that where we sat (in the way back) it was a little dark and cold. Overall, I liked the vibe. Food. Everything on the menu seemed very basic. Nothing hoity-toity; nothing that stood out as gourmet. Ryan ordered pancakes, eggs, and sausage. He said they were all really good. Plus, they brought out a lot of syrup which thrilled him. I ordered the cheeseburger. It's a big burger by my standards - 8 oz. They serve it with a brioche bun, which is the perfect burger accessory in my opinion. I lathered it up with mayo and ketchup, stacked my tomato, pickle, and onion, and dug in. The bun was the perfect amount of squishy and the meat was juicy and had a slight flavoring from the griddle. The fries were thicker but not too thick, crispy, and had a nice seasoning to them. It was a standard all-American burger that wasn't the best burger I've ever had, but definitely a burger I would happily eat again. Service. The service was great. We had a few people bring us food, drinks, whatever. They seem very eager to please without being overbearing. Plus, Joe himself came over to say hi. He's a very passionate man and clearly loves what he does. I think it shows in his product. Price. Cheap. 'Nough said. Overall. Great place to go for hangover food, comfort food, or just quality food where everyone in the bunch can find something on the menu that they like. Definitely check it out.

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An example of an negative review: Had my phone in my lap after my manicure and pedicure were drying. Manicurist grabbed my arm for some reason, knocking my phone into the water bath. Didn't apologize. Put it in the dryer, said I should have opted for gel nails instead. Now my 500.00 phone is broken and I still just paid 45.00 for a subpar manicure (and lovely pedicure.) I can honestly say that's the most I've ever spent on a manicure/pedicure. No offer to take charges off, no apologies, just "put it in rice when you get home!" as though it was my bad for having my phone on me AFTER MY STUFF WAS COMPLETED.

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An example of an negative review: Buffet was recently open after renovation so my husband and I are thinking it should be pretty good....wrong. We arrived at 8:30 am for what we thought was a Saturday brunch offering champs, nope. Price is $21.95 but on Monday - Friday is $18.95...same food so why the increase? I can go to the Fiesta in Henderson with champs and better food for $8.99 Sat/Sun but we wanted to try something we thought was going to be an upgrade....lol what a joke. Food: everything I tried looked and tasted like food was leftover from the day before and reheated. Shrimps were all water logged, the crab legs had a brownish color to them with an odd taste. Pastries none..all offerings were donuts. They did have a fresh crepe bar, but then again looked very dry. I didn't want to stand on line for crepe paper. Overall I'm rating this one star because I have no choice.

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An example of an negative review: Need better phone service attempted to place a call-in order but didn't get anyone to answer after calling 2-3 times, pathetic.