Question: Build a movie plot around this: Who slept with the princess? Ace
Answer: After failing the rescue attempt of a raccoon in the Himalayas (a parody of the opening to the film Cliffhanger), Ace Ventura undergoes an emotional breakdown and goes on a personal soul-searching quest by becoming a Tibetan monk. He is approached by Fulton Greenwall, a British correspondent working for a provincial consulate in the fictional African country of Nibia. Being that Ace's influence is disruptive to the monastery, the Grand Abbot eagerly gives Ace excuses by which to justify his departure.Greenwall asks Ventura to find a sacred animal called Shikaka, which has become a point of contention. Shikaka, which is a great white bat, is a sacred animal for the Wachati and Wachootoo tribes of Nibia; whenever its name is spoken, the tribesmen must bow. Accompanied by his capuchin monkey, Spike, Ace travels to Africa and returns to his pet detective work.After arriving in Nibia and meeting with the head of the consulate, Vincent Cadby, Ace begins learning about his case as well as the possible suspects. Ace, normally an animal lover, must overcome his fear of bats in order to continue studying the case. He travels to the Wachati tribal village, where he learns that Shikaka is meant as a wedding present from the Wachati Princess, who is set to wed the Wachootoo Prince. If the bat is not returned in time, the Wachootoo will declare war on the Wachati tribe instead. Much of Ace's activity involves eliminating various suspects and enduring the problems of dealing with the Wachati and the Wachootoo, who refer to him as the "white devil". This proves difficult, and is made more so by other incidents including attempts to kill him.Reduced to the limit of his ability to solve mysteries, Ace consults the Grand Abbot via astral projection.Advised by the Abbot, Ace finally discovers that Vincent Cadby had taken the bat and hired Ace as a cover for his own crimes. Cadby plans to let the tribes destroy each other and take possession of their land, using the numerous bat caves containing guano to sell as fertilizer. Ace...

Question: Build a movie plot around this: Who got fired? Olly.
Answer: Olly Pickering and Murray (Jacob Moriarty and Callum Williams) become best friends when they were little until Olly goes to university. Olly (Stuart Townsend) meets James (Steve John Shepherd) there. Murray (Seth Green) vomits all over James, so they will hate each other forever.Olly writes the two first chapters of a novel, and an editor (Simon Callow) pays him 50,000 to have it finished. But he gets writers' block, so he loses all his money. He will find a job in London, being assistant to Dana (Anna Chancellor) an editor of self-help books for women.James is going to marry in London and gives a party which he invites Olly to. Olly arrives late, and has been crapped by some pigeons on Trafalgar Square. He changes to some women's trousers, which get broken. James wants Olly to be his best man and write a good-fun speech.Olly feels out of place at the party. He is told off by Becka (Kate Ashfield) the rightful owner of his trousers, and to Sarah (Amy Smart) without knowing she's James' girlfriend. Olly falls in love with Sarah while looking at the wonderful urban landscape, but James thinks he's fallen in love with Becka.Stan (Martin Hancock) gives Olly a hard-core magazine for Murray.Harry (Stewart Wright), Tania (Jodhi May) and barrister Graham (David Oyelowo) discuss the matter in the pub. Murray will see to it that the wedding will be cancelled.Murray phones Sarah in Olly's behalf and they fix a date to see a film. Murray makes Sarah believe James is still a womanizer. Murray will also set Olly up with Sarah in Selfridges to see to the wedding list. He also phones James several times from Stan's porn shop, and appears at Becka and Sarah's flat saying that James has decided to sell it.Back at Selfriges, Olly watches in amazement how Dana tries on a wedding dress although she's supposed to be already married and in a meeting. Dana will give Olly the sack next day. Graham will talk to her trying to convince her to give Olly his job back. He doesn't convince her, but he ends up with a date with her.Sarah find...

Question: Build a movie plot around this: What does Frank find with the body? A Painting
Answer:
A tire is spinning. A police van speeds along city streets. Inside, a Morse Code radio message containing an address is received. The van stops at a seedy building, and two plain clothes police go up some stairs. Quietly, they crack open the door of a room where a man lies atop a bed, reading a paper. A gun is on his bedside table. The man realizes he is about to be arrested and makes a move towards his gun, but the detectives move faster, and arrest him.The man is in a lineup in a patio with dozens of others. A young woman slowly passes by the men, and identifies the man, suggesting a rape charge will follow. The detectives work is finished, they ride home on a train. A fat man {Hitchcock} one seat away is being annoyed by a little boy who pulls down his hat,Scotland Yard Detective Frank Webber (John Longden) goes out for the evening with his capricious girlfriend Alice White (Anny Ondra), first going to a crowded tea house. As they jockey for a table, she misplaces one glove and Frank must go back to retrieve it.They bicker in a series of minor quarrels. Frank seems more interested in police work than in her. They talk about going to a movie, a new crime film. Frank scoffs, claiming its too unrealistic, but Alice comments: I heard they got a real criminal to direct it.Alice capriciously changes her mind back and forth driving Frank off. She has a note from another man arranging to meet in that teahouse, and she spots him and they make signs. Frank decides he has had enough, pays and leaves, but stays near the door.Alice leaves with Mr. Crewe (Cyril Ritchard), an artist. Frank sees them leaving the restaurant and follows them for a while.Alice is invited by Crewe to visit his studio, she demurs coyly but finally agrees. We learn that Alice lives with her father and mother in their tobacco shop, a short distance away.A suspicious looking man is lurking around, observing them.Crewe finds a note at the entrance. He goes behind the stairs ask the concierge Mrs. Humphries (Hannah Jones) at what time the note was...