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Output: We usually eat here at least once while in town. This time, I really wish we had not. Sunday morning, 11 am and not too busy. 10 minute wait. Get seated by hostess and 5 mins later our waitress comes for our drink order and says she will bring bread. 5 mins later our drinks come Not bad. 15 mins later, no waitress, no water, no iced tea, no bread. I am looking around like... hello? Another 5 mins and nothing happens. I get up and have to flag down some other server for my iced tea and ask for our bread. "I'll check" he says. A few mins later HE brings the bread, not our waitress. Then she comes by "oh sorry, they were baking it" - BS., I could see other tables being brought bread all the time. 5 more mins go by and she then comes back for our order. 2 entrees and a salad. My salad comes a few mins later with the tiniest portion of dressing on the side. I finish the dressing with 1/2 the salad to go.... huh? I start looking around for 'someone' to ask for more dressing. Literally nobody there even looking around to help me. Then our server brings the food... "here is your order, are you done with your salad?". Uh, no I needed more dressing but I could flag nobody down to bring me any more. "Do you want me to get you more dressing now?". I tell her no, I don't have that long to wait. Bottom line, the food was great. The service SUCKED. Worst ever at a Cheesecake Factory. And they were not busy! There was no excuse for it. Our server had an attitude and just did not care about her customers at all. I left in a really pissed off mood.

Input: OPTIONS:
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Output: I went in and needed something for work for the next day. They didn't carry it and I asked the sales associate if there was anywhere nearby that might carry it, and he refused to help me out. He said," I'm not at liberty to tell you another stores name." we'll I'll never go there again. And I went to American shooters and found they were cheaper, had a better selection and appreciated customers.

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Output: Let me just start by saying the 4th star I'm giving this place is based on when I used to come here (we're talking over 2 yrs ago) every now and then for breakfast or lunch when I was still living in AZ. I just glanced over the menu and it pretty much looks the same, so I'm assuming the food is just as good (breakfast and lunch-wise...not sure about dinner). I used to love the breakfast burritos here and they used to have this FABULOUS lunch special I'm not sure if they offer anymore ($3.99 for half a wrap, salad or soup AND a soda!). This review is mostly for Saddle Ranch as a bar/night club (which is more like 3 stars). As far as I'm concerned this place is A-Ok. It's not my favorite place to go to in Scottsdale, but you can certainly do much worst. I was just in Scottsdale recently visiting family & friends and popped in here for a couple drinks on a Friday night and it was pretty much just as I remembered it. The one thing I really like about this place is that it's big! The patio is large, there's a lot of seating around the bar, there's booths, and there's an upstairs with plenty of tables. It's no secret that Scottsdale is full of douchebags so it's nice to know if you're sitting/standing near one (or several) there's plenty of places within the same bar you can relocate to. To be honest, besides the mechanical bull (which I've never been on) there's nothing about Saddle Ranch (for better or for worst) that really stands out for me and that's not necessarily a bad thing. The crowd is often pretty mixed (douches, cougars, bachelorette parties, ASU students, middle-aged couples having a "night out," etc...). I can't think of any particular drink specials this place offers, but the vodka/soda's I had the last time I was here were pretty strong, so that's good! If you're someone who's anti-Scottsdale you probably won't like this place. If you're someone who wants the most Scottsdale-like experience possible there are places more douchey than this. If you're in Old Town, like alcohol (who doesn't?) and doesn't mind a large mix of people Saddle Ranch is a pretty good spot!

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I found the Hotel Ruby Marie when searching online for a hotel to stay at during an overnight trip to Madison with my husband (we were visiting the MMoCA for the Houdini exhibit). After reading the reviews I decided to book a room -- the lure of local charm & history totally beat out any of the other "normal" hotels in the area. The entire time we were there (sadly, just overnight), my husband kept commenting how cool it is, and that he was glad that I found it and booked a room. The hotel is decorated as it would have been in its heyday, and we had fun walking around and (quietly!) checking out both floors. Our room (a "basic" - single queen) was clean, and surprisingly roomy. The bed was comfortable, and the mini-fridge was put to use storing leftovers from our huge dinner at the Essen Haus. The complimentary bottled water, coffee and creamer was enjoyed when we woke up from a restful sleep. As others have mentioned, two drink tickets were provided when we checked in and our drinks were enjoyed at the Up North Pub located on the first floor. The location of the hotel was extremely convenient. We actually didn't realize how close it is to the downtown area until we explored a bit after happy hour. Since our stay was mid-week, we helped ourselves to a free continental breakfast in the morning. Complimentary juice, grapefruit and a variety of pastries and muffins were made available downstairs in the deli/bakery. I can't speak to any complaints regarding the sound of the trains. Maybe it was the room we were in, but we only heard two ... neither were very loud nor running through at an inconvenient hour. I also can't speak to complaints on the noise from the bar(s). We were on the third floor and again, it was mid-week so the noise probably wasn't up to its usual level, but we didn't hear anything. We will definitely stay at the Hotel Ruby Marie the next time we visit Madison.