Problem: On Wednesday , I got a speeding ticket . Fair enough -- I was speeding , and I was too distracted to notice the speed trap until he was waving me over . Here 's the thing . I got my first speeding ticket when I was a teenager . I got my second speeding ticket when I was in my twenties - ironically , trying to keep up with a priest on our way to a church conference .

What will happen next ?

A: I will go to court and pay for the ticket .

Problem: Maybe I was thinking of the adorable puppy that left the kennel yesterday . Anyway so I asked the girl how old she was , cause she was obviously young and she said she was in 12 grade ( not so much . I expected 6th or 7th . ) I knew she was just saying that to seem old .

Why would the girl lie about her age ?

A: To make her look more learned .

Problem: I had a patient on med - surg this week with CHF , renal and resp . failure , COPD , and the list goes on . When I went in to do my assessment , she was 4 + edema all extremities . No fluid restricted diet .

What is the current state of the male subject ?

A:
They are sick .