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An example of an negative review: I don't like any gas stations that have different prices for cash/debit/credit payments. Why can't they all be equal? Not coming here again.

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An example of an negative review: We've been eating here since they opened and sometimes it's hit or miss. Mostly pretty good...but... Today it was a real miss - don't know who they have cooking but the Chix Katsu was way over done, the Teri Beef and Teri Chix was sooo dry and chewy...unreal kine dry... The Mac Salad is usually pretty ono, but today for some reason pretty shittty. There's a new one on Buffalo and West Lake Mead, same owner as the one up on West Charleston by Costco. Ate there twice and it seems they know how to prepare the food a little better.

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An example of an negative review: Ahh, Wicked Spoon, the overly hyped buffet in the Cosmopolitan of Las Vegas. Everything "looks" like it'll be wonderful, but trust a fellow Yelp Elite.. LOOKS CAN BE, AND IN THIS CASE, ARE, DECEIVING. *disclaimer: My bf and I are not food snobs, we just know the difference between food with great ingredients versus food without. I came to Vegas expecting to gain at least 1-2 pounds, yet I returned home disappointed. How could a buffet fail at making me gain weight?! I'll tell you why. The boyfriend (a chef in the bay area) and I decided to go to this establishment, despite his coworker's warning that most of the Las Vegas buffets are horrible. Of course, my stubborn self persisted, and to my disappointment, I ended up completely unhappy with the food. It was $40 a person for dinner on a Sunday evening. For that price, I was hoping to taste mediocre to decent food. The Asian station was a complete fail. The ramen was the only thing I was able to finish. The Thai fried rice was plain, the sushi was horrible (no surprise there - buffet sushi), and the meat/vegetable dishes were just bad. This was the first station I tried, and already I had a bad feeling it was not going to be any better. The fried chicken was horrible because the crispy outer part was overly salty, while the chicken meat itself was super bland. The mushroom risotto was totally not balanced, and tasted completely like mushroom, nothing else to balance the flavor. The duck confit ravioli was dry and lacked enough cheese to balance the duck inside. It was very dry and bland in my mouth. My boyfriend said the korean ribs were burnt and had no flavor, and he picked the freshest ones! The crab legs were good, but they were not seasoned and you had to flavor them yourselves.. so that is kind of a given. The only good things I enjoyed were the breads and desserts. I thought the caramelized onion pizza was yummy, as were the random breads from the bread station. The gelato was decent. The mango flavored macaroon was pretty bad. The service at this place was pretty good, we were often checked up on. The service is what saves this review from being a one star... something I rarely give. If you want to go ahead and still visit The Wicked Spoon after reading this review, you must either a.) enjoy finding the silver lining b.) have messed up taste buds, that or none at all (:P) You have been warned! Le boyfriend and I have decided to no longer try out or visit any Las Vegas buffets in the future. Yep. It was that serious. ::sad face::

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An example of an positive review: Only way to make it better is if they put a band in the corner. Gotta try the bruschetta. we did the sampler and all were great. I would have rated the steak as the best though. just so much taste on that little piece of bread! the rumors are true, they will make substitution to portions of the mail, though our waitress failed at the game... the game is one of surprise. It's one of my more favorite games in rating a resaurant to see how well the cook responds with the surprise. Not so good this time. But I'll give them another chance next time.