Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CUjpkXoiN-Y Not only did it take 30 minutes to be seated, it took another 30 to get our drinks. And an hour on top of that to get our food. Once we got the food, we were interrupted by a server who had dropped a card in the slot between the table and the window. Instead of reseating us, they actually made half of the dinner party stand around and wait for them to dig for about 20 minutes. When the manager approached us after the fact, he offered us dessert. We had our own cake because it was a going away party...so then he decided to offer us ice cream like that would solve the problem. No thanks. Oh wait, then he asked us if we wanted a candle...no...it's not a birthday and none of us are turning 1. So then he ASKS if we want a discount. Well, considering the fact we couldnt even enjoy the meal, one should have automatically been given. No need to ask. Horrible service. Horrible experience. At least I had an awesome group of people with me!!!! I will never return to Kabuki. Unacceptable.
Q: negative

A: While the hotel appears new and modern, some creepy old problems exist inside, namely bed bugs. After a day of heavy travel, we fell into bed only to awake to find dead bed bugs on our sheets. We notified the front desk, asked to have the sheets changed, only to return after hours to the same sheets. With the Ryder Cup in town, we couldn't change hotels. Also, the interior doors are all spring loaded with electromagnets and randomly slam shut. In addition there is very limited bathroom counter space. The staff is pleasant. The location is only 15 minute walk from the Royal Mile.
Problem: What would be an example of an positive (OPTIONS:
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Answer: I'd like to preface this by stating that I know of few people who can appreciate a steak more than I do. That said, CUT was by far the best steak I've ever had in my life, and I've been fortunate enough to eat at some pretty good steakhouses. Of course I knew my tab was going to be expensive going into the meal, so I let any inhibitions about money at the front door. I ordered a medium 8 oz wagyu petite filet ($100) with no sauces or rubs - I wanted to truly experience the steak and its flavors. When the steak came out, it was a perfect medium in the center, well marbled, tender, and felt like it was literally melting in my mouth. I normally eat incredibly fast because my line of work requires it - but this meal I ate as slowly as I ever have to prolong the experience as long as possible. I'd probably still be at the table now, 48 hours later, if it weren't for the fact that my steak was getting cold. If you can foot at least $150 a head, I highly recommend CUT for your next Vegas trip. The food was to die for, the staff well mannered and professional, and ambiance terrific. I live in LA and can't wait to try the one out here now.
Input: OPTIONS:
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Output: Shouldn't even get a star b/c I usually get to go a lot and evidently you must need a masters degree to add extra celery now b/c I get it all the time and they told me I couldn't have it and one one my orders was wrong and b4 I could place another order the girl was pretty much done w/me. They need to hire people w/some common sense and stop hiring people who acted like they just got off the party from the night b4. When I called to tell them about them messing up my order the girl didn't even get my name or even care to apologize to me. Won't go back for a while.
input: Write a negative yelp review (OPTIONS:
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output: Pretty can't make up for all the suck. -The line(s) to get in were stupid. Baaaaaa, you feel like a sheep. - It was waaaay over crowded. There was only room for the beautiful people to stand around beautifully. -Don't go there to dance. The "dance" floors are standing room only. -The music sucked. The DJ played the same dance song beat all effing night. -Only the people that pay for bottle service get to set down. - Drinks were Vegas priced (insane for no reason). -It's a long way down when you are ready to GTFO. The club was pretty, the pool was pretty, the private bungalows were pretty. If you are going for pretty, this is the place. If you must go, get on the guest list. At least save yourself the 20-30 dollar cover. Use the internet to figure out how to do that. Edit: The place didn't smell like vomit, unlike several other Vegas establishments.
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If losing weight is what you're after, come here. My friend and I were craving Thai food and the closest place to his house was this. Wrong place, wrong time to want delicious Thai treats. The place had lots of empty tables at dinner time. We placed a to-go order and waited a few minutes. We got fried tofu, beef Thai spicy salad, sweet and sour chicken and Thai iced tea. Fried Tofu: Average and nothing special which is a shame because I love tofu. The peanut sauce was bland and super runny. 1/5 Beef Thai Spicy Salad: Thin slices of beef on a bed of unchopped/ unshredded lettuce, carrots, cucumbers, and I asked for no onions. It was as if it was too damn tideous to chop lettuce! The dressing was pretty good - a little sweet and spicy and you can choose on the spicy level from 1-10. 3/5 Sweet and Sour Chicken: The worst thing to order but this is what my friend wanted. He ate a few pieces until he noticed a very bloody piece of chicken. Seriously, that is plain gross. Salmonella!!! Which reminds me, I should probably check if my friend has puked his brains out. 1/5...make that -5/5 Why even bother running a restaurant if you can't even do the basics? Chopping lettuce and you know, cooking chicken. Salmonella: lose 9lbs in 3 days or your money back! Pad See EEEEEWWWW!!!