Poor kid had a big scrape on his forehead from the wall and a purple bump from the floor . Both are gone now though . And he learned nothing , he still tries to climb on beds and run cross the mattresses . Friday night sucked , I was feeling sick all night and Cash was not liking the night weaning plan at all .
Answer the following question: Why would the child learn nothing ?

He is a baby and has n't developed a brain yet .

Oh , one more thing - a big HAPPY BIRTHDAY to Amanda M. ! ! I hope you 're enjoying your night out with friends ! I hope everyone had a great day ! ! Tomorrow is Friday and the beginning of the weekend - Hooray !
Answer the following question: Which of the following is true of Amanda ?

She is one year older .

Well some how I was automatically signed up for this monthly credit monitoring . WTF ! I do n't remember signing up for that ! So I look at my credit card bill online and it says 8/15 $ 14.95 then it says the same for 9/15 .
Answer the following question: Why is the narrator annoyed at the bill ?

They did n't think they signed up for it .

Unable to run this week , hope I 'll be able resume training next week and pick up on my mileage and speed quickly . Happened to walk past the florist today and realized I have n't got my wife any flowers after we got married . Went in , picked the reddest looking rose and presented it to my wife who was shopping nearby . Hope she felt that it was a pleasant surprise Went back to visit my parents after work , Mother 's day is coming up really soon in 2 weeks time , thinking how I can appreciate my Mum this year and what to do with my family to celebrate this occasion .
Answer the following question: What do we know about the narrator 's wife ?
She has not gotten flowers since tying the knot .