Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: I'm sure there's amazing things on their menu. However, when I try a new place, and see that they have Philly cheesesteaks on their menu, I try that, as a barometer. I mistakenly asked my waitress how it compares to my favorite Philly in Las Vegas before I ordered it. She said, "[other restaurant] is shit, this is way better." Customer service tip - when someone mentions their favorite place, and you tell them it's shit, you A) had better be prepared to back that up with a quality sandwich, and B) know them pretty well, since a lot of people are unaccustomed to that type of treatment in restaurants. I had the Philly cheesesteak equivalent of the McRib, my co-worker had the most uninspiring spaghetti and some sort of sausage (but made fresh, onsite, daily!) that made him wonder if he had actually eaten anything. The waitress came back to ask how much better it was than my favorite restaurant. I told her it wasn't. I didn't mention the whole McRib part of it, just that it wasn't better than [redacted]. She said, "Well, when you're used to eating shit, I guess you get to like shit." Customer service tip number two: Do not call your customers coprophages unless you have actually observed them eating shit. Seriously, with unemployment as high as it is, do restaurants REALLY have to scrape the bottom of the barrel for employees like this?
Q: negative

A: It was on time. That's all the good I can say. The fingers were out of A box and as plain as could be. Kind of like the frozen kids Dino fingers. The pizza was not cooked all the way. There was no cheese to be seen or tasted for sure. The meatball were from the same brand as those fingers. Like children's frozen food. I have been getting these flyers for years. I finally decide to try them, and I am so disappointed. Bummer.
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer: Prime Rib sandwich was tasteless, au jus was tasteless and the beer was crap. Looks like they aerate it or something it has a head that quickly goes flat. Service was slow and portion size has been dramatically reduced. You used to get a lot, quantity over quality, now you a tiny sandwich or nachos that isnt even a meal! Why not break down and use garlic, onions and a decent sized bun and fill it with food? Don't come here unless you want to be disappointed.
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Output: My husband and I bought a wonderful set from the Madrid Collection from Paddy O Furniture a few years back. The quality is amazing and we still get compliments on our backyard furniture. We went to this store through a recommendation and now we are recommending it and our friends have had same good experience. Great service and great products!
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output: YUMMMM. i live in socal so i definitely know my way around a delicious, authentic mexican joint but i will tip my hat off to Roberto's. after a drunken night, i ordered 4 carnitas tacos and was shocked when i looked at my meal. HOLY SHIT. these tacos are HUGE ! and STACKED with meat ! with guacamole! i barely finished 2. the only reason i knock off a star is that i think they're meat can be a littleee bit more salty. oh, and their hot sauce kind of sucks. i'm obsessed with king taco style hot sauce and theirs is probably the exact opposite of that. still looking forward to eating here on my next vegas trip
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$22 a month for unlimited washes, vacuum use and air fresheners just can't be beat. And if you smile back at the friendly staff, they usually throw in an extra air freshener.