Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A: Be careful, this place just had 12 health violations! http://www.kpho.com/story/23042384/dirty-dining-aug-1-valley-sushi-bar-has-12-major-violations

Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A: I was staying at the El Cortez Cabana Suites over the weekend and popped in here Saturday night for a nightcap. The reviews are great, but sadly, this wasn't my experience. We arrived at midnight and were able to settle into some comfy chairs. What I really like about this bar is that it's mellow and you can actually have a conversation here. Prices were average--not expensive, but not inexpensive. It was $23.50 for three cocktails. We missed the happy hour. We had an awful cocktail waitress. It was clear she didn't know much about mixed drinks. I ordered a stoli, soda and lime, and she brought me a pepsi drink. She was fine with the named cocktails from their menu, but not a custom (though not atypical) order. She did have the bartender remake the drink, however. She also interrupted us to settle our tab, even though the bar wasn't closed. It was just an awkward experience all around.

Problem: Write a positive yelp review.
A:
I love this mall, it's huge, fancy and it has a nice ambience. This mall is totally going to be on my favorite mall lists.