Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: Worst tempura ever! Under cooked and way too much batter. The slider tasted funny and now my tummy feels funny....
Q: negative

A: The quality of this buffet has gone WAY down and prices way up since the first time I came here in late 2010. I ate here with my bf on my way back home from Vegas for brunch and it was $44 per person, not including gratuity. Price included unlimited mimosas, wine and beer, which wasn't optional. This price is a RIP OFF, seeing that you can eat Bacchanal, Wynn or Cosmo buffet for around the same price for DINNER. The food was in no way even close to what they serve at those places. I think if the price was cut in half, I might have given it one more star. Food: Selection is decent. There is your salad and soup areas, bfast section with an omelette station, seafood with crab legs, cocktail shrimp and oysters, sushi, prime ribs and steak, and Asian food section including kbbq and Chinese noodles. The have a small dessert section, and I say small in comparison to Wynn's and the like. I really liked that they had an espresso machine where the barista could make you a fancy caffeinated drink. Quality is just bad. Crab legs are tiny and the meat is meager. There is a slight aftertaste that I hate, which comes from not-so-fresh crabs. The prime rib looked too well-done and the steak was also overcooked and just wasn't appetizing. The rice on the sushi rolls were rock hard so I took off the rice and ate just the nori and the filling. The lobster bisque was the worst I've ever had - can't really call it lobster bisque if there is no lobster in it. Oysters were handled without much afterthought by the person putting them on the buffet line, and were not fresh. Just anything I put on my plate, i took a bite of and gave up. Even the chocolate souffle tasted like semi-wet chocolate flavored baby powder. I felt bad for wasting all that food. After the 2nd plate, I almost wanted to ask for my money back. If you are in Vegas and want to do the buffet thing, stick to Wynn, Cosmo, or Bacchanal.
Problem: What would be an example of an positive (OPTIONS:
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Answer: Lovely Blynk location smack dab at the center of Uptown! I've been to the other Blynk near 4th and Tryon but have yet to try this one even though it's closer to work. I was jonesing for a sandwich--not too big but not too small and happened to have a 25% off sandwich or salad coupon from the Yelp Elite Holiday Detox event (which I may have swipes more than two) I like this location better than the other because it has actually seating and is just more visually pleasing to the eye. I went before the lunch rush and was in and out in three months. Amen to that! I got the Chicken Twist sandwich and it was packed with flavor from the basil yogurt sauce to the fresh, crisp veggies. I swore I was only going to have half and save the rest for later but no, I scarfed that bad boy down! I love that you can go to their website and they tell you the calorie/fat content for all the items on their menu plus they have plus they have other nifty tools like a BMI calculator and links for green living, natural health,etc. Blynk is a super place to pick up a fresh and healthy breakfast or lunch!
Input: OPTIONS:
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Generate a negative review for a place
Output: Sucks. Sucks. Sucks. Sucks. Sucks. Ordered online and got a message back that pizza would be ready i. 15 minutes. This was at 6:15. Was running late and got there at 6:40. Thats when i first encountered Moron Girl (MG). ME: i'm here to pick up a to go order. MG: Uhhhhhhh, what's your name? ME: annika MG: Uhhhhhhh, do you have another name? ME: Hmmmmmm, no MG: Uhhhhhhh, are you sure? Uhhhhhhhhh, here it is. I couldnt find it cause you ordered online. (big red flag that i failed to see) 30 minutes after i ordered the pizza: ME: is my pizza almost ready? MG: Uhhhhhhhhhh, it's in the oven. Tick tock. Tick tock. 45 minutes after i ordered the pizza: ME: do you know how much longer it will be? MG: Uhhhhhhhhh, it's coming out now. Nearlyone hour after i ordered: ME: did you start making this pizza after i had been sitting here for 30 minutes? MG: (and try to visualize this blooming eejit with the blankest, stupidest expression on her face): Uhhhhhhhhh, well YOU ORDERED ONLINE. I didn't have anything to do with it. Really? REALLY????????? Pizza was nothing special either.
input: Write a negative yelp review (OPTIONS:
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output: Maybe I caught them on an especially bad day, but everything I had was below average. I'd heard raves about this place forever, so I was excited when I was hungry and on that side of town. I sampled an assortment of things and all were disappointing except for the lemon meringue pie. Palmier cookie was dry, kouign amann was really doughy not at all flaky, macaron was super soft, canale burnt. My iced mocha was good at least. Thanks for letting me waste $20 on mediocre baked goods, but there won't be a 2nd visit.
input: Write a negative yelp review (OPTIONS:
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output:
A colossal bar at the end of the Melrose District, perhaps overgrown. It's dark and usually crowded inside. It has a main bar near the entrance, but satellite bars in other parts of the establishment as well. There's a stage for dancing and drag shows and an outdoor area for smoking or fresh air. It's one of Phoenix' landmark gay bars, usually offers drink specials, offers after hours and has a massive amount of space to accommodate more people. However, much like Amsterdam it's notorious for the clique culture, though drinks are cheaper. And like Amsterdam I would recommend seeing it at least once, but if you aren't going with a group of people, it isn't that special. It's difficult to talk to people and there are virtual designated cruising areas. There are a fair amount of creepers at this bar. It isn't totally sleazy, but the best image I can conjure to depict it is the Disneyland Country Bear Jamboree + medieval dungeon + every gay stereotype. If crowds are your thing, you don't care to hear what your friends are saying and you enjoy several hours of inconsistent music (think alternating Generic Gay Bar Mix and Grand Ole Opry's Greatest Hits) then you might enjoy it.