Problem: I've read so many good reviews about this place, even a yelp friend (who is very cute) said this place was the bomb. So I tried it...I can't believe the hype. I waited almost two hours to eat here, but to my surprise the combo pan roast didn't live up to expectations. What it basically is a mix of seafood with creamy tomato soup. And what pissed me off was the seafood was so small in portion with the soup. Furthermore, the bowl of seafood tomato soup cost $22! Such a ripoff. Never again.
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Problem: I have some friends coming into town for a fantasy baseball draft party. We all hail from Tempe, so we thought we would check out this "cool" new hotel and see whether it would be a decent place to house a couple of our out of town guests..... ummm no, the rooms are a joke! And then the rest of the scene looks like the classic button-down business hotel trying way too hard to masquerade as being all up in da club. Overall, I'd say there's some great interior design going on here, but nothing else that I'd want from a hotel (like spacious, comfortable rooms...). And as for trying to be trendy, I'd agree with the previous reviewer who pointed out that this freeway-meets-strip mall location doesn't seem like the place for hipness. Maybe if it were within walking distance of restaurants/bars, but this is on the ugly end of the lake with very little going for it. We chose to save a little cash and go with a more convenient location. ***FYI, I probably would have given this two or three stars if not for the need to offset the apparently overzealous fans here. But still... location, location, location.
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Problem: I still love you Hula's... But us tiki people need new Hula's custom mugs, Hula's swizzle sticks and more garnishes on your drinks (Mai tai with mint)...With the word tiki in your name this shouldn't be a surprise. Since this is the only Tiki bar in Phoenix please consider my hopeful requests:) we recently enjoyed a Tiki meet up during your Wednesday all night Happy Hour. Your food is always amazing.... And you have the best happy hour!!
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Problem: Food sucks. My brother in law ate here twice and had food poisoning. Service sucks. Don't waste your money here.
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