In this task, you are given Yelp reviews. The task is to classify a review as "POSITIVE" if the overall sentiment of the review is positive or as "NEGATIVE" if the overall sentiment of the review is negative.

Input: Consider Input: I am a dive bar expert. I love me a good dive bar. The darker and older the better. The surly regulars on the fringes of society are my people.

This place is shit. Not 'The Shit'. Actual shit, as in a piece of crap.

We ordered wings, after the bartender bragged how they were the best in town, and the regulars started laughing about how they just cooked a bunch of fish they caught locally in the frier, and that our wings were gonna taste fishy. Not in a ""we're fuckin' with you"" way, but more of a ""we have no sense of self"" way.

Homo say what!?!?

They did taste fishy! We each ate only one. Everyone was having a great time about it. We left an entire plate of uneaten wings, and nobody gave a shit. Fine, no problem.

We finished our beers and left.

Even if the wings weren't trouty, they were way too big. Bigger isn't better in the case of wings. They aren't actually buffalo wings, and shouldnt resemble some bloated and abused fictional beast. They should be from chickens. SMALL CREATURES CALLED CHICKENS.

The end.

Output: NEGATIVE

Input: Consider Input: The food was delicious. However, twice I've observed the male owners berating the waitresses. The last time, it got loud because a NEW waitress relayed a question from a patron. The owner was actually screaming & cursing at her! WTF! I signaled the waitress over and told her that regardless of finances, SHE should never accept such degradation. The fact that she was petite & soft-spoken, with a meekness to her enraged me; to make matters worse, she actually had tears in her eyes when she returned to the patrons, who were pretentiously puffing away on hookahs, clearly apathetic to what they just witnessed. I told her I'd help her find another job if need be, gave her my cell number & a $10 tip (she wasn't even my waitress, and my food totaled $8). I grabbed my food & bounced before I went Beatrix Kiddo in there.

She texted me 2 weeks later to say she quit one night on the spot and has since found other employment :)

Cultural values aside, basic human decency is non-negotiable. Discovered the restaurant has a revolving door of waitresses because of this. Will NEVER eat here again, unless under new & ethical management.

Output: NEGATIVE

Input: Consider Input: I thought this place was going to be awesome based on reviews & a recommendation. WRONG. The gyro was an absolute joke! It's beyond me that a Mediterranean restaurant would serve pre sliced gyro meat. And pickles on a gyro?! Insanity. We were from out of town so maybe I'm just spoiled with meat off the spit (Kronos) gyros. My fiance had the chicken combo plate. The chicken was seasoned ok but the rice was undercooked. The beans that came with it were good. I'll skip this joint next time I'm in town.
Output: NEGATIVE