input: Write a negative yelp review.
output: Bottle service (in a cabana far away from the dance floor) and 10 minutes in, a couple of crazy girls get in a fight right next to our table and start throwing cranberry juice. Suddenly we're drenched and stained in some girls cranberry flavored drama. We tipped the waitress and walked out.
input: Write a positive yelp review.
output: I have never gotten a spray tan before and I am so pleased that my very first one was with Laura! She is so friendly and helpful. She is also extremely comforting and makes you feel welcome which is always nice when you are standing there while a stranger sprays you down. Laura talked me through which tone choice I wanted and we picked a fairly subtle bronze which was good for my first time so I wasn't too shocked by the skin tone change. I used a yelp deal which is great for the first two times. I have already made my second appointment and I will continue to return to Laura for all of my air brush needs! She really is a rockstar!
input: Write a negative yelp review.
output:
I don't eat at many upscale restaurants and my experience at Tamari reminded me exactly why. My date and I get to the restaurant around 6pm. We wanted sushi and this is an Asian Fusion place, so we figured we could get some decent Maki rolls. Half the tables in the restaurant are empty. The host asks if we have a reservation. We don't, so she says the only accommodations she can offer is at the counter. We take two seat at the end. Our server comes around and asks if we want drinks. We don't feel like drinking and say 'no thank you'. Although the server was nice to us, I could secretly feel like he was annoyed that he knew he would be getting a check much smaller than average check. We ordered 4 sets of Maki rolls - all of them overpriced and underwhelming. The fish was fresh, yes, but the rolls were poorly formed and there was something else that was a little off about the rice. I wasn't quite sure what I could possibly be paying a premium for. Don't take my review the wrong way, this isn't an awful place and nothing particularly terrible happened during our visit. It just isn't the kind of restaurant I would ever go back to or recommend to my friends. But... if you have the money and you want to impress somebody by throwing it around, this might be your place.