Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

The person then cuts off the chopped portion. The person
turns the pasta off before chopping it in the air.

Inching around some stray pigeons, the boy climbs a stepladder beside the mechanism and switches on a lightbulb hanging from a chain. He
drives away and falls.

As people cruise by, they overhear a witness. Now, someone
sweeps his flashlight around the canyon.