Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Input: Consider Input: He approaches the end, jumping up and down. He

Output: spots the cat in the corridor and bumps him on his arm.

Input: Consider Input: Someone stands next to someone, watching him. Someone

Output: gets to his feet and pats his bare arm.

Input: Consider Input: A tear falls from someone's eye as he imagines the scene. Someone
Output: steps up to the window, studying more letter.