Detailed Instructions: In this task, five ordered key facts are given. All the given facts are expressed in natural language. Your job is to generate a story 100 to 1000 words long, that includes all the facts given as input in their order of appearance while expanding upon them to produce a broader, yet coherent, narrative.
Q: Fact1: Aldo Bondi is professional pallbearer and mourner in Rome, Fact2: professional pallbearer and mourner in Rome lives off extravagant gifts given to him by rich widows, Fact3: Kovacs falls for supposedly penniless Baroness Sandra, Fact4: cash leaving Bondi to widows, Fact5: Bing makes contact with Baroness Sandra Rome
A:
Aldo Bondi Kovacs is a professional pallbearer and mourner in Rome who lives well off the extravagant gifts given to him by the rich widows he comforts. When he falls for the supposedly penniless Baroness Sandra Charisse who is actually a rich black widow whose husbands all die he concocts a Ponzi scheme to bilk three widows by taking money from them, telling them that he will invest it during the five golden hours between the closing of the stock exchange in Rome, and the opening of the New York Stock Exchange. However, the Baroness absconds with the cash, leaving Bondi in hock to the widows. He attempts to kill them, but the scheme fails and he pretends to have gone insane. In the sanatarium, his roommate is another debtor feigning madness, Mr. Bing Sanders. One of the three widows dies, leaving Bondi a fortune, which he can only have if he continues to be insane, otherwise the inheritance is to go to a monastery so Bondi makes a deal with the brothers to split the money. He returns to Rome, where Mr. Bing makes contact with Baroness Sandra and, for a fee, tells her that Bondi is now rich. Sandra and Bondi get married, and soon he is her seventh dead husband.