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An example of an positive review: A welcome Oasis in Las Vegas. None of that glitter piled upon glitter. Just quality wines, surroundings and staff. The owner, Raymond Nisi, is a guy who has repotted himself from opthamology. He not only took care of us personally (like royalty), but when we said goodbye he walked us to the exit so we could find our way out. This little hideaway is a surprise, plunked down in the middle of a high-end shopping mall. But don't miss it. Definitely worth experiencing. And don't forget to check out their wine bar which is next door. Lots of killer deals. I particularly liked their Fat Bastard. Aside from the cool sounding name, the wine is a great value.

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An example of an negative review: We were looking for a good sea food place and turned to YELP to find out what was in the local area. After reading reading all of the excellent reviews we decided on the Good Guys Seafood. What a disappointment! We ordered the oysters, shrimp, and fish. The fish had absolutely no texture, the batter had a bitter taste, the oysters were nothing like previous reviewers stated they were. I've been to the SE part of the US and believe me these fried oysters were not even close to those I had in Louisiana and Mississippi. The shrimp was nothing special. Won't eat there again. Makes me wonder however about the limited experience and taste other reviewers had. The cocktail sauce was watery, the tarter sauce appeared to be mixed with thousand island dressing.

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An example of an negative review: In my opinion, Great Clips is about a 60/40 chance you'll get a good haircut. My hair is too complicated for great clips but my hubby has been going every so often. He let his hair grow out this summer and needed a more respectable cut. The woman, I cannot remember her name, but she had dark hair and blonde highlights pretty much cut chunks in his hair and even cut a chunk out of his bangs. She was done in about 2 minutes and we ran out the door. My husband, who never cares about his hair, was horrified. He would have said something to the stylist but was too afraid she would just keep cutting. We had to go to a high end salon to get it fixed since he is in a wedding soon. I think this place is good if you are looking for someone to just shave your head. People with hair beware!

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An example of an negative review: If you're looking for a Chicago suburban banquet hall turned restaurant... This is your place! When you walk into a restaurant and the staff out numbers the patrons 2:1 you know there's a problem! They have a nice outdoor setup but if you don't go to dinner there quick, you may not get a chance to. I'm surprised they haven't closed their doors already and give this place only a few more months on life support. The food is moderately priced given the area but it's nothing to write home about. Their hummus is homemade and something you come to expect from traditional Mediterranean establishments. We ordered scallops which at some point may've tasted good. They were sauteed and seasoned on the outside but cold on the inside. I didn't think restaurants microwaved scallops... Maybe they do? The service was so-so and the only other table in the restaurant that was occupied was next to us and had their own waiter who neglected to serve them for over 15 minutes. All in all, this isn't what I would expect for the price, service or quality of food.