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Output: I like the "dive" ambiance of this location, but their beers are pretty nasty, I'm sorry. I did a tasting while in town visiting at 2 different locations and there was not a single one that I enjoyed, honestly. I finally ordered a pint of the least offensive and struggled to get it all down. I had zero interest in staying as I didn't want another pint of anything they brew. After 3 weeks in Madison and trying as many local brews as possible, I came to the conclusion that Great Dane and Capital are not good breweries in terms of my taste preferences. Asylum Ale is the big dawg in town and is the force to be reckoned with in Madison. That's my final analysis and I'm sticking to it!

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Output: I have only been to MADCAP once, to see "Until the Light Takes Us" - a documentary about KVLT Norwegian Black Metal. I am very excited to have a theater playing REAL independent films and cult classics nearby. I frequently visited Chandler Cinemas to see films put on by Midnight Movie Mamacita - Cannibal Holocaust, El Topo, The Holy Mountain, Re-animator, Black Christmas.. etc. I was very disappointed to see that theater go. When I found out that she'd been relocated to continue the tradition at MADCAP, I rejoiced. I look forward to seeing many movies here in the future.

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Output: Went to get a safe deposit box and it was an absolute disaster. They couldn't find keys, they couldn't working boxes, they didn't know what they really had, etc... After 35 minutes, we gave up and left. Update: They called me back after sorting everything out. Because of the horrible experience, they comp'ed the box for the first year.

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Madison's is one of my favorite places to get martinis! We stopped here during my sister's Bachelorette Party. It was packed in the main area so our party went to the side room where it was quieter. We ordered 9 strawtinis and the bartender made our martinis with such style! He lined up 9 martini glasses, each drizzled with strawberry glaze, and then poured all 9 martini's at the same time out of 9 different shakers that were stacked on top of each other. I was so impressed that he took the time to do this with it being so crowded - it was so creative and looked like it took so much skill! (check out my photos for a pic.) We absolutely loved it and it's been a high point of the night ever since! Thank you Madison's!!