A two - year college ! how awesome is that ? ) And it 's very popular , so they ' ve been wanting to add a planetarium for the furthering of science edumacation thereof . * hearty applause * And as a part of their campaign for this , they got Charlie Duke , 10th man to walk on the moon , to visit our li'l campus .

A: Why is the narrator excited to go to this college ?

Spank me ! Spank me ! I am all idle thoughts tonight .... what has happened ... where am I ? Well , let 's start a week and a half ago at the CHURCH ..... this is not some Baptist Institution I speak of .... NO !

A: What is the religious faith of the narrator ?

Happy Birthday ! ! An electrician came yesterday because the fuse kept blowing and it turns out that my house is a death - trap and needs complete rewiring ! He just happened to be rewiring another house on our street and said theirs was just as bad . We have to put ALL our stuff into storage and go live someplace for about a month .

A: What may be a fact about their situation ?

Last week I emptied my feeder ( for the first time all season ) . I had filled it with commercial nectar , it was red . Directions on the box said that because it contained preservative it did n't need to be changed as often . The birds came to it but not so frequently ( hence the fact that it was n't even empty when I took it down to change it ) .

A:
Why did the birds come to it ?