[Q]: Objective: How can I cut a pvc pipe?
[A]: Use a hand saw.

[Q]: Objective: Ways to creatively wrap food.
[A]: Use tinfoil to wrap the food and form it into the shape of a goose.

[Q]: Objective: To cook sausages without them popping,
[A]: poke holes into the links before cooking them.

[Q]: Objective: how do you sit on a couch?
[A]:
with your butt on the seat cushion