Problem: Write a positive (OPTIONS:
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A: Dick's Last resort is HILARIOUS!!! My family and I were staying at the Excalibur Hotel and concierge gave us a "fast pass" to pass the long line. When we were seated, the waiter place a long sheet of paper on our table, threw our silverware and straws, then demanded what we wanted to drink. They were dicks! Lol get it?? That's what was so cool about it. Their name of the restaurant says it all. However, if you want the service without them being a dick, they will provide that too. The hats they make by hand are hilarious too!!!!
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A: No stars. Great place, terrible scam. I never signed on for any commitment or cancellation fees. They want $50 and two forms of "proof" that I moved, as if my lease and the fact that I haven't been there in months isn't evidence enough. They want $10 to mail me a copy of my agreement where I signed off on this scam.
Problem: What would be an example of an positive (OPTIONS:
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Answer: we were late, 50 minutes to eat before closing. We shared a huge thin crust combo pizaa, finished off with a fine expresso, Great venue and food. especially during the day on the pavement
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Output: Possibly the worst Starbucks i have ever been too.. Manager speaks over costumer and has about zero knowledge of customer service ...
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output: Have you ever watched MasterChef/Hell's Kitchen and wondered....what is it like being those diners who sit and wait for 1.5+ hrs for their food??? Well, my party and I had THAT experience tonight at Lao Sze Chuan. It was opening night for them, and I guess it was busy and kitchen didn't know how to handle it? We waited almost 2 hours for our food to come to the table. After sitting for 1 hour and 20 mins, we approached the manager to ask about why our food hadn't come, and let them know that we were going to leave. We had made a reservation at 7pm, and at that point, it was 8:25pm, and all we had on our table was water/drinks and the house special spicy cabbage. WE WERE SO HUNGRY!!! But I will say that management was very professional, and offered to comp us our meal, and invited us to come again. We finally started getting our food close to 9pm, and if you like spicy sze chuan food, it is really quite good. The flavor is there, and the ingredients are of good quality. They just gotta get their kitchen in check. And figure out which tables to bring the food to (yes, at one point, food was brought to our table and then taken away because it was supposed to be for another table! sadness....) Decor is lovely. Chairs are super comfy. And definitely order the dry chili chicken :)
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer:
Visited on 10/11/14 and will never return. It took forever for our waitress to even acknowledge us and ask for drink orders. We told her we were ready to order which we did but she wrote nothing down and asked us immediately after for the order again. Use paper and pen next time girl. THEN while waiting FOREVER for our food we hear her cussing the cooks out regarding our order and she stated that her tip will now be fu*%ed because our food was late. LOL smh. We asked for more water twice and more bread. She brings the water pitcher and leaves it on our table??? No bread. After 30+mins we asked for a manager. The manager comes with our food but tells us "I wanted to wait a few more mins for your order before coming over to you" Smh once again. The manager told us that our meal was comped and offered dessert to which we declined. We just wanted to get out of there. We should've paid attn when we walked in because the manager was walking a familiy out apologizing for the bad service. I wonder how many tables had comped meals that night. The food is less thatn mediocre and the staff sucks. The only person who seemed to care was the hostess.