Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: My fiance and I stopped here for lunch this last weekend. We were seated promptly and waited for our server. We waited a good 10-15 minutes for our server. When she finally came over we each ordered a beer and a water. She came back approximately 5 minutes later with our water and said she was waiting on the beer. There was no one seated at the bar and the place was nearly empty so I'm not really sure why she had to wait for our beers. We ordered when she gave us our waters. She then walked away and 15 minutes later we still didn't have out beers. If they were super busy I would understand but there were maybe 4 other tables in the whole place. We were seated right behind the hostess stand and watched 4 employees and the manager who seemed to busy flirting and joking with his employees to do his job joke around and talk about their weekends. After waiting nearly 30 minutes for our beers to arrive and watching the disgusting manager flirt with 17 year olds we walked out. I will never eat here again. The service and management is absolutely horrible!!! I will be sure to warn friends and family about this place.
Q: negative

A: We stopped here before the Viva Elvis show. We were quickly seated in the back as some of the first dinner patrons for the evening. We promptly informed the waiter that we had ticket for the early show and ordered a round of water while we reviewed the menu. He said he would steer us away from the long prep items. We quickly decided on about 9 to 10 items for a table of four and two of us ordered wine by the glass. Food started arriving and the waiter became scarce and I'm not sure why. We finished our dishes and waited. Desert menus were delivered but no waiter. Finally asked for a check due to the time, not the waiter, I was inform we could speed things up by just taking my card and running it. And we waited... I suggested my guest make the walk to the theater and I would meet them there after I paid the check. I was informed they were having trouble with their credit card machines and they were running them manually. Another 5 minutes and I asked a bus boy where my credit card was and I followed him to a location near the kitchen, out of sight of most of the other guests. While the Bus Boy was looking for the absent waiter I flagged down the manager and explained the situation. The check arrived a few minutes later, manager tried to buy us with a couple drinks after the show. I negotiated drinks at Sage across the lobby, but never went back to collect. We went to Del Friscos for lemon cake instead and wrote this review. Food was good, Waiter was not. Manager was good, timing was bad. I know I should not grade on bad timing, but I needed to say something.
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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- positive) review?

Answer: Really? You all love this place THAT much?? Why? Because you want to pretend you're classy and such seasoned 'wine connoisseurs' while you watch 85 strollers walk by? As you eat your overpriced, shitty sandwich inside the steel walls of a glorified outdoor mall, remember that this is where you are: in a glorified, outdoor strip mall on land that used to be pissed and shit on by all the meth addicts who are currently not even allowed inside the premises. Oh, okay. Makes sense then. This is not a place for locals. Locals cannot afford to spend $14 on a SANDWICH that doesn't come with anything. Come on. I know you're anticipating this place becoming 'hip and happening' but it's not there yet! I guess with prices like these, though, they are striving for only one kind of clientele. I ordered and paid $8 for a grilled cheese. Bread, and cheese, heated in probably a toaster over. Hello, I just moved from NEW YORK CITY, and if I were to get a sandwich for $8, I CAN ASSURE YOU, it would be more than just two pieces of bread and some cheese. Actually, at the 24-hour deli down the block from my last apartment, here is what I got for $7: sopressata (and a retarded amount of it), provolone, lettuce, tomato, mayo, onions, pickles, salt, pepper, oregano, and TOASTED on a HERO ROLL they made there, FRESH, BY THEIR OWN HANDS. any time of day. for $7!! and it's always so damn big that I save half for later cuz - seriously - it's that damn big. This is pretty much a standard anywhere in Brooklyn. I will take a picture next time and edit this post with it. One would think, at BIN 702, they'd at least put a tomato on it, or some lettuce, or some SPICES??? Or SOMETHING to give it some flavor. Carmelized onions? Hell, I'd even take some raw red onions. Or chopped up raw garlic. Just do something to pizzazz it for THAT price. That would probably cause it to be an extra $5 for those ingredients. I am still in disbelief I paid for this, if you couldn't tell. And this happened a few weeks ago. (For reference - this is what I can expect for **$7** - IN MANHATTAN, in the LOWER EAST SIDE, one of NYC's most expensive neighborhoods, at a grilled cheese-specific restaurant called, "Little Muenster." THE WORLD'S BEST BREAKFAST SANDWICH Crispy Pork Belly/Soft Omelette/Gruyere/Gouda/Kewpie/Amy's Roll. AND BREAD FROM AMY'S. I rest my case.) If you don't believe me, here is an example: http://littlemuenster.com/menu/ Las Vegas - you will never be NYC. Or San Francisco. Not even Chicago, no matter how hard you try. So please, stop trying with your "artisanal wine tastings" and just be your damn self. And, if you *DO* want to be like NYC or SF or, hell, even Chicago, start modeling yourself after their politics when it comes to catering to locals.
Input: OPTIONS:
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Generate a negative review for a place
Output: Lexus of Las Vegas was very dismissive when I went in to buy a used Ford. They lost the properly executed contract and then threated to send me to collections for money I did not owe. On top of that I had to replace the entire transmission less than 7 months after I purchased the car. The finance department including the finance manager behaved in an ignorant manor and instead of admitting their mistake added fuel to fire. I would not recommend purchasing a car from this dealership.
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Generate a positive review for a place
Output:
Cheap and reliable. Just a normal gay bar with good prices and good people. It's laid back and exactly what I like in a bar. The clientele is more mature than many of the gay bars.