Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer: Simple review for a simple trendy neighborhood bar. Beer and wine with lots of tasty bar snacks. The great thing is that you walk away with wonderful feeling of light snacks and tasty drinks. Make sure to bring your cell phone if you want to read the menu after dark. The Roosevelt is a very intimate place

Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer: The first time we came here was terrible. We had VIP passes, a 1:1 ratio and were at the front of the line right in front of a bouncer. He kept pulling groups from our left and right, some without passes, and one group of 8 GUYS that didn't buy a bottle and didn't even glance at us. Basically the bouncer was a really racist and male chauvinistic punk that yelled (like woman-know-your-place kind of yelling, not its-a-loud-club-and-I'm-a-bouncer yelling) at my and my girl when we got upset he let only us two in and not the rest of our group. I know thats just how some people are, but that can't be the way the club wants itself portrayed right? To piss off and talk down to everyone that isn't tall and blonde in Vegas? I was extremely turned off by this place and had no desire to go back, but my boyfriend really wanted to give them another try since we DID have fun at the old club Body English. We eventually came back and got there EARLY to avoid bouncer-doucheness. Again our group was 1:1. 10 people back from the front of general admission we paid our cover and got in. The music was fine, the inside was a little small, I expected more. Also we figured out why they call the club Vanity because all the go-go dancers did was look at themselves dance and pucker their lips in the mirrors. The ladies bathroom is really nice. You could argue that us girls had more fun hanging out on the couches in there than the we did on the dance floor. I had a fun time the second time, (but then again we were with fun people). So I'll give this place 2 stars instead of 1 which is what it was after the first visit.

Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer:
I LIKE theLove their hazelnut coffee, especially with a donut or two to help it go down smoother.... problem is I LOVE their donuts, lol