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Output: The rooms were nicely decorated once, but they're not kept up. A burned out light bulb is really no big deal, but chipped countertops and gouged furniture were not what I expected from a five star hotel. The staff were polite, always. However, it was very apparent that the politeness wasn't always genuine, and became more genuine depending on the apparent value of one's attire. Trump's location is just awful. They have a shuttles, but awful is still the best word for it because sometimes you don't want to wait for a shuttle - or wait for the next shuttle when one is full. All parking is valet, so keep plenty of small cash for that if you have a vehicle. I'll sum up pricing with this: Including tip, I paid $20 for a Sapphire martini at the lobby bar. I expected it to be high, but even I didn't think they'd charge for a small bottle of Sapphire to make one regular-sized martini. The clientele seemed to comprise mainly Jersey Shore rejects and guys trying to impress girlfriends / new wives with their vast ability to accumulate debt. I suppose it gets a star just for the people watching value.

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Output: I have been here twice so I know what's the best items for my taste. Would give another star if the Mongolian grill had more items and sauces. Trying the evening buffet tomorrow with 2 teenage son's one whose 18 and a football player. Should definitely get my moneys worth!

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Output: With a few final days in Vegas to fill in (and with cash to burn) we checked into the New York New York Hotel on the strip and made full use of our spa in our Jr suite, which felt like such a luxury after 10 months on the road in a minivan. The NYNY is known mostly for its amazing facade (a full New York skyline, complete with statue of liberty) and for the rollercoaster on the rooftop. From our window we had a view of the first drop on the coaster and every few minutes were treated to the squeals of the riders. Down in the lobby they have recreated an entire 'street' of NY eateries, hot dog and pretzel stands, souvenir shops, etc which make you feel like you are in a version (albeit a warped one) of the big apple. Overall my world was far from rocked though. At over a hundred a night we seemed to get the room at the FAAAARRRR end of the corridor - it took 5 minutes at a time to get to the lifts! The cleaners brutishly ignored the do not disturb sign and someone tried to access our room at 6.30am - if the bolt wasn't across we would have had an even nastier fright then the one we got. We were not provided with any of the promised amenities (newspaper, toiletries) and for $25 a day resort fee the internet was basically unsuable. We used our phone wifi. You don't get anything except a room for the price you pay. Its pretty rubbish. Our view (over the pool) was boring. The front office staff were useless too... not their fault because they have to service so many people - but it felt so cold and clinical. They just didn't want to lift a finger to help. We were just a number to them. One thing that bothered us was that we called ahead and asked if we could have a couple of packages sent - they said 'thats fine'. But what they didn't say was 'there is a $12 fee per package to pick them up'. Macys.com decided to send our order in a few packages, meaning we had to pay twice! We ended up giving the business centre about $50 in fees for packages, which was horrible since the $39 a night Super8 down the road not only let us have things sent there for free, but also provided brerakfast, let us use the office phone AND had amazing wifi! Another problem was the credit card fee on check in. I had been very unlucky to have both my credit cards stolen the week before (I know - how unlucky can you get!). They literally would NOT let me check in without one. I offered to pay cash and they said it wasn't possible. I ended up giving them my debit card, which is totally stupid since all I did was load enough cash onto it for the transaction... thats basically like paying cash anyway right? Being that it was my Australian debit card the transaction cost me a small fortune... so thanks for that. I get it, people love to stay at places like the NYNY when they go to Vegas, but next time I will be spending less on boring, average hotel rooms and more on going out and having fun. Out of all the places I have stayed in the world (across 60+ countries) I would rate this as one of my least favourite hotels - due mainly to the lack of value you recieve for the price you pay.

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Driving around Pineville at night, you're in Close Encounters - on this dark, twisty road and all of a sudden BAM the bright lights of some delicious Germanic Castle shine bright in the eyes. Inside, it's a mix - diner meets hall, flags and Spaten gear everywhere. Most importantly - this is the only place in CLT to get a full liter of delicious, German beer. 10 bucks. Reasonable. Even Erk's huge paws get dwarfed by such a stein. I figured eating here would be spatzle only - fine, I'll have more bier - but no, there's actually a sweetly-done entree to be had - veggies wrapped in puff pastry, sliced, sauced with red pepper puree that had a creamy, somehow sharp bite. $13 makes it a tad pricey, and dinner entrees climb from that. Latkes (er, whoops) were lovely - croquettes as well. Kasespatzle on the kiddie's menu rounded out our carb party and was super-enjoyable - sliced thin, like linguine, seeking a Fettucine Alfredo-style dish - I like mine more dumpling, but still satisfying. Pretzal rolls? Hot mustard? Huge booths? Great service. OMB's Dunkel on tap, along with the big hits - Franziskaner (light AND dark, huzzah), Bitte burger, Warsteiner, Weihenstephaner. Wish it was closer.