I just had a guy over and he kept feeling my bones . I was laying here wishing that they would protrude more . Any hunger that I had promptly disappeared . My roommate and I were talking about bowel movements earlier today ( we tend to be gross ) and she told me that she had heard that your digestive system shuts down at night and you need to eat something when you wake up in order to kick it back into gear and be able to have a BM .

A: Why would some be uncomfortable with the narrator 's conversation ?

We had lunch at Maria Luisa pizzeria Paris . Pizza , is always a good lunch . We made sure to eat a lot , to fill our stomachs . Dad surprised us by taking us to Parc Zoologique .

A: What may be my favorite type of food ?

Woke up barely able to bend at the knees ( sunburned on the back of the legs ) and with the waist of my shorts and the back of my shirt stuck to my body from the layer of aloe that I have been maintaining on my back . I really need to take a picture of my waistline on my back . I go from fire engine red to Elmer 's glue along that line .

A: What caused the narrator to be in this state ?

He was 28.8lbs and 34 1/4 inches tall . He did REALLY well getting weighed , measured and his finger pricked . However , the second Dr Hart walked in the room he started freaking out . It was so sad .

A:
Why is the subject crying all of a sudden ?