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Output: We came here again (against my better judgement from my last review of this place), but this time I was hoping the experience would be better getting bottle service. Alas no. We had a group of 8 ladies. The waitress looked like Kim Kardashian, beautiful. Too bad her attitude didn't match her face. She was rude to us the entire night, and I watched while she poured drinks for all the guys around and ignored us. Maybe she's the type of girl who feels more comfortable around men, maybe she didn't like the fact that we were women and thought we wouldn't tip her well, who knows. There's a mandatory 40% tip anyway, so I guess it doesn't matter whether she's nice to us. Last time I get bottle service here, what's the point? When you spends thousands of dollars, you expect a little ass kissing, not attitude. "Calm the f-- down", not exactly what I like to hear from someone paid to be nice to us. Let's face it, bottle service is for guys so they can hope for groups of hot exhausted women to come in, rest their feet, flirt for a drink, and maybe more. Women get bottle service so they don't have feel obligated to converse with creepy men just to sit down somewhere. We don't want men pretending to like us so they can have a place to hang out, we just want a place to call home for 3 hours, a place to dance without getting spiked in the toes, and amazing customer service.You would think that deserves some props from a woman who probably wishes she were somewhere else "if she could just save enough money..."

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Output: Horrible in so many ways! Real athletes beware of attraction to store with glorious colors! 1. No refund policy that isn't clearly stated when spending $300+ on lounge wear! They offer in-store credits ONLY! Buyer beware. This tells me they only care about getting product out the door and not standing behind your satisfaction with their brand. Had I known this policy when I purchased, I NEVER would have shopped here. I wasn't in the mood to try the workout pants on and was NEVER told the no refund policy, and eventually when I did, they did not fit me well at all. I bought a size L, I am 5'7" and an athletic145 and they just didn't feel comfortable at all. Because of their no refund policy, I am out of luck. It isn't about just trying another color of pant, this is a fit issue that just didn't work for me. I ended up giving this $90 pair of workout pants to my 14 year daughter who is 5'7" and 108. They fit her well, but no 14 yr old needs a $90 pair of workout pants!! This also speaks to who their clientele is. 2. The pants are NOT high quality. I washed them ONCE and the Lorna Jane logo on the bottom left leg of the pants was gone. Fell right off! They were washed on the "sport" cycle of my washer which is specifically for workout clothes. I dried them on a hanging rack. Also, now after 4 washed they have a funky wrinkle to them. My daughter says they just are not even comfortable for her when she does her workouts. She says they are fine for just "lounge" wear, but she won't ever be wearing them to workout in again. These clothes are just that, fun colored, very expensive lounge wear for very skinny tall girls. True athletes don't bother with spending your time in this store! In addition, LJ complained to Yelp about my bad review and tried to have it removed so you wouldn't know the truth! What does that say about a company!

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Output: We have heard about this place for quite a while. Given the friend reviews and the look of the building, one would think it was more of an upscale breakfast joint. Instead we were greeted to a large open restaurant that was very loud and with what seemed like a group of robot teenagers running the place. The sense of urgency (to be seated, take order, etc) was there (as they rushed us through every bit of our visit) but with no individuality or customer service. Autopilot. First, we are shown to a table that is not ready for us and we are left standing in the middle of the dining room. Very awkward. Then the waitress asks us what we would like to drink. Coffee for him, coffee for me and.....had to get her to stop the robot talk (and almost flag her down as she walked away) so I could order an OJ. Since it was our 1st time, we took a bit of time to decide what to eat. The open menu on the table with my face buried in it should have been the first clue I wasn't ready to order. But the robot-server came by 3 times ready to write everything down; and I mean everything, spelled out and repeated as she wrote. Wow... The food was OK. A little on the bland side, but tasty. The chorizo was very flavorful and the sausage gravy was excellent. The menu is extensive with something for everyone - French toast, crepes, pancakes, skillets, specialties and more). The food came out very fast which was good because we were hungry! Maybe my expectations were too high in general. I truly thought this place would have been nicer. If I want my check delivered to me in the middle of my meal, I would have eaten at Denny's. I was shocked and surprised.

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Not good at all. Bad service. Ok food. Will not return.