Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A: I had been wanting to go here ever since I saw Guy Fieri's take on the place on Triple D. He correctly touted it as retro, kitschy and funky. What he failed to mention was that it is also uncomfortable (ridiculous table and bench setups, tables and chairs with torn upholstery from the 50s, no air conditioning or heating, etc.), tight fisted on servings and....well, dirty. The dining area is open to the elements, even when you choose to eat "inside" so whatever flies, drifts or blows in....does. The tray our food was served on had a glob of grease underneath right where my fingers came to rest as I carried it. Our table had probably seen soap and water maybe several days earlier. In the middle of the warehouse (yep, that's what it is) is a boxing ring which we knew about, and a clothing emporium which we didn't know about. Too much going on to feel comfortable. This warehouse didn't know what it wanted to be when it grew up. Now about the food. The brisket sliders were awesome! The mac & cheese muffins were fun, tasty and we had enough left to take home. That's where the good part ended. The sweet potato chips were almost microscopic and we could not figure out where they got such tiny sweet potatoes. Most were sized between the size of a dime and a quarter. Several chips were burned beyond recognition. The iced tea was served in a small mason jar and there were no free refills. If you prefer a non-nutritive sweetener, make sure you bring your own. They only have raw sugar and agave. And everything is ala carte. If you have a huge appetite, bring a sizable wallet with you. For the hype from Triple D, this was not worth the trip for us. We have no desire to go through the discomfort of sitting in that place again. If I get a strong jones for those brisket sliders I will definitely call ahead for take-out.

Problem: Write a positive yelp review.
A: I love me some bagels & cream cheese and when I want to satisfy my cravings I head to Brooklyn Bagel Deli. I'm a plain jane kind of girl so I normally stick to my "usual"... plain bagel, toasted with plain cream cheese and a Dr. Pepper. It never disappoints. You can see the employees making the bagels fresh, right in front of your eyes early in the mornings. The cream cheese is so rich and creamy, it's unlike any other bagel joint around town, they are cheaper than Einstein Bagels and the staff are always courteous and helpful. If bagels aren't your cup of tea...don't give Brooklyn Bagel the cold shoulder! Try their breakfast spinach wraps, a full stack of flap jacks, their awesome lunchtime sandwich combos or grab a cup of joe!

Problem: Write a positive yelp review.
A:
3.5 stars B-Won seems to be my go-to Korean place now, but II don't think it's because of their food. I'm not a Korean food connoisseur. Apart from Bulgogi, I really don't know what to get. It seems like I just randomly get anything that's on a hot-plate at Korean restaurants. I've had an AMAZING Korean meal before and since then I've been trying to replicate that experience. No success though. So why B-Won over the 3 other Korean places on campus (4 if you count Spoon house)? Maybe it's simply because of the ambient. Even though the waiter spoke little English and wasn't able to offer any helpful recommendation, the overall ambient was much less chaotic than other Korean restaurants. The restaurant wasn't too loud to talk or too smoky too breathe. I don't know if the food is any better because I never seem to get the same dishes to compare, but the experience was more enjoyable.