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An example of an positive review: AHH! I just got a super short summer cut last night! Once again awesomeness from Timmy! A lot of barbers don't grasp the shaved head, giant beard thing, but guess who has a shaved head and a giant beard? I do! I posted the obligatory post-haircut selfie to Facebook, and BAM. 21 likes! In our society of digital narcissism, attractiveness is measured by Facebook likes, right? Cuz omg, I'm hot like young Elvis, if that's the case.

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An example of an positive review: My husband and I came today with a group of 14 people for their Sunday lunch buffet and I have to say, for the price, excellent service and quality of food, I really recommend this place! I called ahead and they allowed our group to have a semi-private room away from the restaurant but close to the buffet. The buffet had all the dishes you would hope for and some unexpected ones as well! I really enjoyed the chicken tikka, chana masala, samosa and more common dishes...but they also had a goat dish, fish, several biryanis, really nice chutneys, etc. My only complaint about this place was that the naan wasn't in a basket with a napkin to keep it warm...it was just plopped on a plate and got cold quickly. The naan was great and deserves to be kept warm! The dessert section of the buffet had a ton of variety but the mango ice cream was superb. Apparently, when you order a meal during the week (even take away!), everyone gets a mango ice cream as well. The food was excellent but the mango ice cream will bring me back!

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An example of an negative review: Worst buffet in Las Vegas The Stratosphere as a hotel is what it is: decidedly average, geared toward the guest trying to enjoy Vegas on the cheap. The Courtyard Buffet should be an affront to any guest's sensibilities. It is undeniably the worst buffet in a city loaded with buffets, and one of the worst I have ever experienced. I only ate at the buffet because I had a free voucher as part of a promotion. I felt very alone in the dining room surrounded by the host of aged gamblers and tacky tourists taking a break from the tables and slots and eat their one meal of the day; they seemed more interested in the Keno numbers than the slop on their plates. I cannot blame them for liking the food; I am not sure that anyone of them knew better. I would never eat here again--even if it were free. None of the food was fresh and nothing was palatable.

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An example of an positive review: Superb food, great service, and beautiful decor. Bonus points for the prix fixe menu before 6:30 -- $60 for three courses plus a glass of wine. Minus one star because it's definitely overpriced.