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Output: The Arizona Tri-Tip Sandwich, and the Sausage Pizza, were quite good. However, I used their online ordering which promised the food would be ready when I arrived. Actually, they were unaware of the order when I arrived. My daughter and I sat around for 25 minutes while they cooked the order. They were apologetic, but did not offer anything in compensation, not even a soda while we waited.

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Output: Decided to try Abe's for breakfast. After reading all of the wonderful Yelp reviews I figured how could we go wrong!? Well, I don't know what everyone else ate, but we went very wrong. I ordered the nova, eggs, and onion for breakfast as did my dad. We get this all the time everywhere we go and never have I had "fishy" lox. It smelled so bad I was afraid to try it and when I did I realized that it tasted just as bad. I could not finished it and exchanged it for egg whites made without butter and bacon. The egg whites came soaked in butter with bacon that had a weird "irony" taste. My dad felt the same way about his food. After all of this the waitress felt bad and brought a brownie for me to take home, but honestly after I ordered egg whites I couldn't eat due to being smothered in butter, the last thing I wanted was a brownie... I would never ever recommend this place to anyone, especially when Butterfields is down the street.

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Output: Filthy, overpriced, ghetto. There was a gang fight in the lobby my first night there. The hallways reek of cheap perfume. My shower drain didn't work due to it being clogged with hair. My window looked out on the wall of the neighboring hotel. Life is too short to stay at The Quad.

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Wonderfully forgettable 1. Food was bland, tasteless, and the bottom of my bowl was filled with water. 2. Service was among the worst I have had in a long LONG time. i.e. Water being spilled on our group, snarky comments when there was and issue with the food. 3. While this was a bad experience the manager didn't notice the entire time all of this was going on. When we did bring her attention to the issues she did make it right but to little to late.