input: Write a negative yelp review.
output: This mall is so crappy... The only saving grace is Macy's, it has a small selection but there are always really great clearance items. Did I mention some girl had brought her boom box in and sat it at the register so she could jam out to puffy combs or some crap. Ok minus 2 more for Macy's. I found myself at Fiesta last night, I needed clothes for work and did not want to drive to Chandler and fight the crowds. I pulled up at first excited at the great parking spot I scored, then I walked in and remembered why I never come to this mall. It is the ghetto fab mini me of malls. I lapped the entire place in about 25 minutes, the Dillard's is an absolute joke. I think the men's section had more clothes than the women's, junior's and misses put together. Needless to say I walked around for an hour, went to every store there and came out with 2 shirts. I could have saved myself the frustration and went to Chandler instead. Yea there may be crowds but the stores are large with great selections so you don't have to go to 10 ghetto stores to find a top. I was so irritated I didn't even get a pretzel.
input: Write a positive yelp review.
output: It is not an independent shop, but more of a kiosk inside the Vons. Although they do not participate in the same promotions as other stores, they offer a buy 7 smoothies and get your 8th free with the use of a Vons Club Card. The one employee working was friendly when she informed me that I could not use my coupon there. I still got my regular Berry UpBeet. Yay! for an extra serving of fruit and vegetables. One can never have too much. For those who might not like veggies, you can barely taste it in this icy beverage. Within a few minutes, the girl had five smoothies done and I was out the door. The smoothies are not as sweet as their competitor's and the free boosts are an added perk.
input: Write a negative yelp review.
output:
Let me start by saying I anticipating the opening of this restaurant and wanted to fall madly in love with it. Town Square needed a delicious Cantina and Tequila Bar and sadly.....this place gets two thumbs way down from moi. The only reason Lolita's is getting one star is for the cocktails. Other than that I have nothing positive to say about this place! Let me break it down for you. Decor/Atmosphere: Blah. The furniture and decorations appear very cheap and lacking style. Almost as if it was thrown together at the last minute. The interior designer should be fired. They also can't seem to get the lighting down either. The music was too loud for my taste, too. Food: Double blah. The salsa will usually set the mood for the rest of the meal and this left alot to be desired. Bland and too much of a sweet tomatoe taste. Secondly we had the mini quesadillas which tasted as if they were straight out of the freezer section at the grocery store and lacking depth in flavor. Lastly for my entree I chose the Carne Asada Plate which was just aweful. The meat was tough and chewy and had tons of grizzle. The black beans were bland as hell. Do you even think I felt like wasting another dime on dessert? No way, Jose. Service: Triple Blah!!! All I expect from servers is to keep my glass full, table semi-clean, and bring to the table what I ordered. Simple? For starters the drink I ordered was a Kettle-GingerAle and I was delivered a Jack and Coke. My guest also was delivered the wrong beverage. Then when it came to the food it took seconds for our appetizer which only confirms it was frozen and it felt like five years to get my beef jerky Carne Asada dish. The whole time the waitress had this blank look on her face as if she was lost. Needless to say I will not be back anytime soon and will not let any of my friends spend a dime or waste a minute of their life in this generic place.....Sorry Lolitas!