input: Write a positive yelp review.
output: This is the best haircut I've ever had. Adrienne was friendly, experienced, and very meticulous. I'm looking forward to my next hair cut.
input: Write a negative yelp review.
output: I'm not sure why this place is listed as "closed" on YELP, I just ate here for lunch today, so I know it isn't closed! I had the lasagna, coworkers tried the spaghetti & meatballs, and the ravioli & meatballs. I liked the lasagna, though it was a bit bland for my taste - something like you might get in a cafeteria. Fresh though. One coworker said they liked the ravioli, the other coworker said the spaghetti was just "OK." So a fair review seems like 3-stars. They deliver and they were on-time as we gave them a specific time for delivery. September 30th update: Had lunch here for the 2nd time today and tried the Sicilian sandwich (currently the #4) - it was terrible! The bread was fresh and the peppers tasted great, but one of the meats had a really bad aftertaste. For a $10 sandwich I expect better! **Got a mild case of food poisoning from this place, I'm guessing that wasn't just a "funny aftertaste" with the meat!
input: Write a negative yelp review.
output:
update: i ended up calling aamco customer service to report the nincompoopery on behalf of the scottsdale store. after 3 replacements, my water pump seems to be functioning correctly. although i did ask the manager to have the mechanics clean off all of the residual coolant, they didn't. jackasses. and my power steering pump seems to be alright; however, this does not change my rating. aamco is a complete SHAM. do NOT take your car here even for an oil change. i TRUELY believe that aamco mechanics have no idea what they're doing and probably fuck other things up in your engine so that you have to bring it back.