Problem: Write a positive (OPTIONS:
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A: I was in a rush, so I only had Mate tea to go. The place looked liked cozy and good place to study (they're open 'til 10pm). I also glanced at the breakfast/lunch menu - they look fantastic. Where else in Madison would you expect some sophistication like "Goat cheese and Fig sandwich??" I'm definitely going back there for some nice bites. I also can't wait to try the cold Mate with dash of milk and honey in summer :)
Q: negative

A: (Part 2 of Nevada Federal Credit Union Rant-see linked review) I was told that since I came in later on in the day that she was not obligated to return my call that evening (rolling of the eyes.) She also was not in the office the following day but I am not too sure why she couldn't call me on the THIRD DAY with results. After repeating my various grievances I just asked her to close my account. There was no "oh we are so sorry to see you go" or maybe a "do you want me to try my manager again?" She cut me a check and sent me on my way...OH but I almost forgot, she advised me that normally the CU charges $20 to close accounts (HAHAHAHAHAHA) but she did me the "favor" of waiving that fee. I told her "thank you SO MUCH for doing me that favor" and stormed out as I was flipping off the building lol. All in all, their customer service is non existent. They are so concerned with upholding policy and procedure that they do not care if customers/members leave as a result of that. I have to say I was surprised that they treated me the way they did but I guess it's how the cookie crumbles now a days (so to speak.) They are not a Credit Union nor do they behave as one...I might of just banked at B of A with their asinine fees had I known any better ;-)
Problem: What would be an example of an positive (OPTIONS:
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- positive) review?

Answer: Where a man can be a man and eat like a dang Viking. Slabs of meat come at you in waves. So many types of meats in so many cuts. A man is in heaven. It's costly but Damn worth it. You pay for what you get and then some. I've been here several times and never ever been disappointed. Lunch is cheaper with almost the same amount of meat cuts
Input: OPTIONS:
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Generate a negative review for a place
Output: Bottom line: horrible customer service (for delivery only; haven't dined in), botched order, soggy undercooked pizza, and late delivery I ordered food from here yesterday for delivery down the street to World of Beer (where they don't serve food but have a wide selection of beer and graciously allow you to bring in food from other places). Fuel is one of the menus they hand out to you, so I assumed there was some sort of understanding/relationship between the two establishments. And one would think that Fuel would want to keep this arrangement going, given how many times we saw the Fuel delivery guy show up during the 4 hours we were in WOB. When I called to place the delivery order around 1:30, the woman at Fuel copped more attitude than I think I've ever experienced from a restaurant employee. And I order take-out and eat at restaurants a lot. After putting me on hold to ask her manager whether they could "do more than 4 deliveries to World of Beer" and warning me that they would have to charge a delivery fee ($2 - big deal), she reluctantly took my order and treated me like a 12-year-old delinquent child in the process. It would be tedious to go through the exchange I had with this employee in detail, but she was pissy enough that at one point I stopped the conversation and asked if there was any particular reason why she was acting so rude to me when I was just trying to order food. I would have hung up then, based on principle alone, if my husband and I hadn't been so hungry. She said that she wasn't being rude, she was just taking my order. I was alarmed at her lack of self-awareness. Anyway, I ordered a pizza, wings, and a salad, and she said the wait would be 30-35 minutes. It was NFL opening day, so we expected somewhat of a delay in delivery. Well, 1 hour and 20 minutes later, our food showed up. The pizza was soggy and undercooked (not to mention cold, but I actually like cold pizza), the wings were skimpy and on the dry side, and they forgot our salad. With the bad food and even worse service, I won't order from or go to this place again.
input: Write a negative yelp review (OPTIONS:
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output: Food and service not commensurate with the price. Not what we remembered from 10 years ago. Not recommended and never coming back. The food was generally bland, not very warm. The service was extremely slow. Perhaps they are understaffed?
Q: positive

A:
I stopped by here to take-away some lunch into the lovely sun, as a freshly made sandwich sounded like a winning idea. It is a wee place with a very home-like feel and the staff was really lovely. I ordered half a salmon sandwich and my friend ordered the goat cheese sandwich, both were made in timely manner and wrapped nicely for an easy carry. The bread was absolutely super fresh and light sourdough and the combination of the salmon and capers on it was delicious. They have lots of gluten free things and a range of salads and they offer soup, so lots to choose from. Their display case of cakes and salads together made it all look too wonderful and I definitely will go back for lunch and or a tasty treat! On another note, I have been back a few times during the week around lunch time and they are always packed. It isn't worth it to wait around, as seats do not come up very quickly. The staff are lovely, but generally they can't give an accurate wait time because people mill around, so you often will wait 25-30 minutes or longer for a table, especially on the weekends. I would highly recommend take away!