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An example of an positive review: This is one of the old school Waffle House's; not one of the new clean ones! Not sure if that's good or bad but who really cares when you're there in the wee hours of the AM?!?! There's probably not a lot to say here because who's never really been to a WH, right? If you haven't then your probably visiting from a foreign country... Any who, the staff here is always friendly and eager to serve. The ham and cheese omelet is fluffy and cooked just right. It's pretty impressive to cook one this well because I've had a few that were as tough as a leather bag. The 'All Star' breakfast is the best deal and guaranteed to add an inch to your waiste or a bad case of late night heartburn. Best joke I ever heard at a Waffle House in college: "What has six boobs and eight teeth?" Answer: "The night shift at the Waffle House!" Enjoy!

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An example of an negative review: I was looking forward to checking this place out after reading the reviews on Yelp. It's decorated in a beach theme and seems like a fun atmosphere. I sat at the bar and it took a little while to get my menu. I ordered the bacon cheeseburger. And then I waited. And I waited. A half hour after I sat down at the bar I still didn't have any food. I put a couple bucks on the bar for my Sprite and walked out.

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An example of an positive review: I asked a few friends where I could get a cake for our daughters first birthday and almost everyone I spoke to recommended Barbs. Now I know why! The cake was delicious marble with a cream filling. It was decorated just as we wanted it to be! I only gave them a few days notice and they were able to take care of me. We will use them for all our fancy cakes in the future!

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An example of an negative review: Very poor emergency medical service this evening (11:50pm) when a young man with his head face down on a table and barely responsive. Security personnel with obviously NO MEDICAL training atempted to help and were extremely defensive with myself and my so. Both Firefights/EMTs trying to assist. We were both told to back off and " We have it handled, we deal with this every day" they obviously did not know what they were doing, and failed to call for professional emergency medical care. This type of ignorance is unacceptable in this day and age and is extremely costly (liability) to any business. Wake up.