input: Write a negative yelp review.
output: Visited this place after buying a new phone at Sprint. When I go into a fro yo I only look for two flavors: Red Velvet & Peanut butter. They didn't have either, so I left. Sorry, I'm bias, but it's my review so I can be :]
input: Write a positive yelp review.
output: No description needed. Everyone knows what a Costco is. I just figured I'd tell you what my go-to items are there: 1. Costco Kirkland medium roast whole coffee beans. This stuff is really good, and it comes in huge green foil bags. Depending on when you buy it, the price usually comes out to about $6/lb. Good deal. 2. Kirkland wrinkle free dress shirts. Traditional or button down collar. You might have heard Mitt Romney talk about how he buys his dress shirts at Costco. Pretty sure he was lying about that, but if he does, good for him. They're great shirts, look good with suits, and you can wash them at home and not worry about having to press them to get rid of wrinkles. At less than $20, these shirts are an awesome deal. One caveat: you have to cut the inside neck tags off, as they are scratchy and annoying. 3. Big home-bake pizzas. They have these back by the butcher section. They're huge and loaded with fresh mozzarella and basil. They also have meatier varieties. 4. Pet food. Not a lot of variety, but what they do have is cheap. 5. Cheese. Need a huge wedge of pecorino romano? Sometimes I do. That's when I go to Costco. 6. Drugs and glasses. I don't need either of these things, but my dad does, and he happily gets them at Costco. 7. Floral arrangements. My wedding anniversary is coming up? Looks like I have to go to Costco. 8. Very berry sundae. After I get some shirts and cheese and flowers, I stop at the food concession and get a big ass berry sundae for something like a buck forty. 9. Bread. They have quality loaves of whole grain bread, and it's really cheap. Costco's prices are almost average on a lot of things, but the things I listed above are true bargains there. Check it out.
input: Write a negative yelp review.
output:
I went to the Via Linda location for lunch at what I was hoping would be a new cool sandwich place. I was greeted well and everything seemed normal until after I made my order and waited for my sandwich...and waited...and waited...and waited...I finally got my rather simply made sandwich about 30 minutes after I ordered!!! It would have taken me less time to go to the grocery store next door, but the ingredients and make the sandwich myself! This place really needs to get its act together about timely service. If there is something they can learn from the larger chains, its how to get customers served in a timely manner. Their inability to perform this simple task shows poor management or business model or quite possibly both! I may check out the other location in the future (if I'm in that area), but as a new customer, I will not be heading back to this location. As for the sandwich...I ordered the pastrami sandwich and it was OK but nothing to really brag about. The only thing that seems unique about their menu are the names for their sandwiches and not the simple sandwiches in particular.