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Output: Although this retail location appears to be stocked with merchandise, the staff seems disinterested in helping. They would prefer to assist clientele who are on the thinner / fitter/ younger side of life. Anything else they really don't have the attention span for. As witnessed on multiple visits. [Head Shake] Before I dropped a chunk of mass I ventured into this store. I would have spent the world and the moon that day. (The mgr of sales in training at my gym had sent me over to "invest" in protein what not.) I had a very specific product to purchase and a list of other "maybes". Yeah, this is before I started eating clean. Anyway, I had some questions. But the same very tall, dark haired lad, had to help a gal. With her cell phone. And then with mints. And some other critical stuff. I get it. Flirting. Sure, on the job. Go forth, do that. But when I finally had his attention, he had the audacity to be annoyed. At the actual paying customer. (vs. the gal that works next door and pops in all the time.) Hoy Vey. Kids. I get 'ya. But help the old ones with their wallets wide open next time. Periodically I would stop in there on my way to Sports Authority. To buy some energy bars. SAME THING. Then I changed my food vocabulary and never, ever, needed to go in there. DON'T GO.

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Output: It's a great place to meet up with a smaller group of friends. We had seven in our party. Anything too much larger and it is going to be a tight squeeze. The food was quite good and the presentation was nice as well. I started off with the French Onion soup and then had the Grilled Gorgonzola-Stuffed Filet Mignon served on mashed potatoes along with asparagus. Overall, I enjoyed 300 East and would easily go again.

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Output: So, a group of 6 girls went to dinner for my best friend's kick off dinner for her bachelorette weekend. We originally wanted to go to the buffet at Bellagio but when we got there, it was about 10:30 PM and most of the restaurants in Vegas were closing (restaurants in Vegas actually close! That didn't dawn on us...). Since we were staying at Caesars, we thought of the restaurants in the hotel and thought of Mr. Flay. I called and they said if we hurried over, we may still be able to be seated. So we hustled over from the Bellagio and were seated. YAY! We were all starving after all flying into Vegas and having such a late dinner. We munched on the free bread which was nothing spectacular. After reading over the menu, we made our selections: one ordered the pork tenderloin, another ordered the salmon, two ordered the chicken, and one ordered the cioppino. I had a NY strip because nothing really jumped out at me. It was cooked to a perfect rare and it tasted fine but nothing very special or fancy about it. We split the following sides: +Corn: good but very, very creamy. It might be a little rich for some people +Mashed potatoes: good and creamy. +Tamale: horrible. It was sweet and tangy, really funky tasting. It wasn't just me.. everyone at the table agreed. At the end of dinner, everyone was not impressed with their dishes. In fact, we all were disappointed and joked about being better off going to the 24 hr cafe. I was so excited to finally try his restaurant after hearing so many good things and watching him on Food Network for all these years. But, epic failure. I would not go there again, or try Bobby Flay's cooking again either.

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I'm writing this 1hour after I've experienced all the hype. I had expectations for this place from all the reviews and a friend reassuring me its the best in town... if that's the best in town its a pretty slack standard... The service is good. The hostess was prompt, a little unorganized, confusing the order of names for people waiting to be seated, (which could have been solved by simply using numbers...) Don't fire her for this she's cute. Jokes aside lets get down to what was not impressive. While getting seated I ordered their soft shell crab appetizer, as recommended by a fellow yelper. Disappointed that it was heavily breaded, overcooked, it wasn't a nice golden brown, but a dark-borderline singed brown, the sauce that accompanied it didn't compliment it all. I decided to just hastily consume the food and down it with my drink. I love spicy tuna and its many variations, but was extremely disappointed at how flat it tasted! No tang, no kick, no flavor, just the rice. Moving onto the soft shell crab, there's was no prominence in its taste, the crab lacked significant flavor to make me say, hey this is crab! & it tastes great! None of that. Moving to my third & fourth set, came the "devil" & the "you the man" rolls, the devil roll flat out failed when it touched my palate why give it such a name if it fails to deliver. The next roll faired a little better, its doesn't go all the way to impress but stops short of uncertainty. The jalapeno sauce gives it a mild tinge of attitude, but for its contents, it just doesn't hit the mark. Man Whore. The idea of taking a sushi and coating it with cheese and throwing it in the oven was most appealing. The first roll went down smoothly and I thought this night was going to turn with this roll. Come the second roll it just abruptly ended with a wtf! I suddenly found myself trying to figure out the weird mound of meat on top of my roll, wth is it exactly, cutting corners/cost using ground beef/pork/chicken? Where's the fish? Why does it feel like I'm eating someone's leftovers... Last roll for the night. Before calling it a night & grabbing my disgusting check, I was greeted by my final plate, dubbed the "No Name" by the person making my sushi. Tuna & Salmon wrapped in a green something...(assuming this is lettuce), coated with jalapeno sauce & God knows what else. As this was a custom creation, it felt that it had more character & creativity involved, it was a well balanced morsel, a hint tang, a mild spike and a dash of sweetness. Thank you for that Mr.Jun In closing, wth you're still reading this...go find another sushi place if you're looking for something special or something that doesn't taste flat.