Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer: My wife and I ate at Captain Bill's last night. We sat near the fire and we enjoyed the warmth and atmosphere. We had the clam chowder as a starter and it was spicy and really good. Not a typical chowder, but a very welcome surprise. For dinner, we split the seafood sampler appetizer platter which includes a crab cake, coconut shrimp and calamari. We enjoyed the coconut shrimp and crab cake very much. The calamari was a tad chewy, but still good. They have a nice drink and beer selection and the service was great. We also appreciate Captain Bill's participating in the dining for DAIS (domestic abuse shelter in Madison) last night. I recommend eating at Captain Bill's

Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer: I was staying at Rio last week and had a very late dinner around 10:30pm-ish. We ordered one chicken strips, one buffalo chicken finger, and an onion rings. Was served very slow... very very slow and they lapse my order while chit chatting, and I was just standing right in front of them, watching them prepare my food. Very bad experience. Received our food around 11:00pm and all the chicken strip was very dry and hard. Very over cooked. Same for buffalo chicken finger too and its buffalo sauce was too sour/spicy to be tasty. Onion rings was okay but I would rather go to the AAB&G just right across the sports deli as it may cost less than $5 for the same thing but much better. Anyone who wants to visit this place - remember DO NOT ORDER FRIED CHICKEN STRIPS. Their sandwich or pizza might be better but I don't think I am going to give them another try recently.

Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer:
Felt like having some pizza so went in on a Friday afternoon. Arrived at 3:40pm. Was told I could not have pizza until after 4pm so ordered the fish. It was ok. They advertise pizza on the menu all day. Very misleading. Also, cocktail was watered down and very expensive.