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An example of an negative review: N.D. - I feel your pain because I was there last night too. When I imagined Spain I thought of the wonderful discovery of the tapas concept when I went to Barcelona. Those quick, but delicious bites of food washed down with beer, cava or sangria.... Instead, I now imagine Spain as the longest dinner of the worst tapas, saved only by the company of good friends. We also had four people serving us - each so eager to tell us about how they were closing for a week for a wonderful remodel. New lighting, new colors, yada, yada, yada. True, Imagine Spain doesn't exactly conger up trips abroad when you walk through the door. But a new coat of paint and cozy lighting ignores the bigger issues here. The owners should be imagining a new kitchen and wait staff and a new menu. There are serious kitchen problems with this restaurant. They could have been overlooked with good service and good food, but this restaurant fails on all accounts. - Our clearly inexperienced waitress started the night telling us about the remodel - and how they were out of some of the tapas because they weren't restocking their kitchen. Great - would anything be fresh that night? - It was clear no one was running the kitchen when it took a very long 20+ minutes for our soups and salads to come out. - No bread refills in that time or check ins to explain why. Just frantic servers standing by the kitchen window. - When our food did arrive, that's when the co-owner decided to chat us up. Hey, did they hear about their fantastic remodel? Could they make anything better? Trust me I had plenty to say. But I really wanted to eat my salad and I still wanted to give the food a chance to save the day. - The first tapa out was our fish croquet. My hungry vegetarian friends dived in - only to bite into a ham croquet. - My friends and I have all traveled or lived in Spain. These tapas were OK, but hardly traditional. - The final tapa out was the muscles. I love muscles and thought the this dish could save the whole evening. I grabbed one, popped it into my mouth and can't even describe the confusion I had when I realized it was still frozen! - Our clueless waitress didn't even seem stunned by this. She just took them away and took them off the bill. All I can say to the owners is: Imagine This: - a neon sign to tell people where you are on a dark night. - a new kitchen staff - with someone in charge who can run a line and time dishes. - step up and talk to your guests. Acknowledge problems before you bring them their food. Bring out bread, olives, drinks to fill the gap if the kitchen is behind. - hire experienced servers. It's all nice and good that you're family run. But if your family can't handle more than two tables without stressing out you'll never get more than two tables.

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An example of an negative review: I'm sure the food is great as recommended by friends. I sat myself as instructed by one of the waitstaff. Took me 10 minutes of waiting before I asked for a menu. Took another 15 minutes before I left. No service for me. I'm highly disappointed by the lack of service.

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An example of an negative review: Allow me to break it down. Arrive at a boofay and pay at 8:37pm (per receipt). After taking a seat and gathering drinks, proceed to boofay tables to commence face stuffing selections. Notice a lot of usual items absent or severely depleted. Ask Too-Much-Cologne-Stinky-Manager-Guy at cash register what time is closing time. When he replies 9pm, but you may continue to eat until 9:30, I confirm that they will continue to replenish food items up until 9pm, otherwise I want to get refund and forget it, there's not enough time. He assures that they'll continue cooking and asks me to simply inform him of any missing items. I do -- two main entree items that they advertise as 'signature' items. I wait around for the items they're supposed to be cooking, all the while watching as other dishes become emptied and are not refilled. I ask about the original two, and one of these other dishes, and Polite-but-Unfortunate-Puppet-for-Stinky-Cologne-Manager Asst Manager goes in the back and comes out to tell me they aren't cooking anymore. I relay to him my previous convo with Too-Much-Cologne-Stinky-Manager-Guy and say what gives? After checking with Too-Much-Cologne-Stinky-Manager-Guy in a mysterious back office location, Polite-but-Unfortunate-Puppet-for-Stinky-Cologne-Manager Asst Manager informs me that it has been decided that it's not appropriate for me to receive a refund in this situation and there's nothing he can do. I remind Polite-but-Unfortunate-Puppet-for-Stinky-Cologne-Manager Asst Manager that I paid by credit card, and if I truly have not received the goods that I paid for, I'll just file a dispute with them. He goes in the back again. (am I buying a car, here, or what?) Upon return, Polite-but-Unfortunate-Puppet-for-Stinky-Cologne-Manager Asst Manager presents me with a business card, on the back of which Too-Much-Cologne-Stinky-Manager-Guy has hand written a note entitling me to one (1) free adult boofay at any time of day. There were three of us in the party, and apparently Too-Much-Cologne-Stinky-Manager-Guy has decided that since I'm the only one complaining then I must be the only one who deserves a free meal credit. Poor customer service has made me second guess my love of cheap ass boofays. I guess i'll just stick with my nasty indie china boofays and avoid this WalMart of Culinary Mass Volume all together.

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An example of an negative review: It was ok! Have been here before it changed names and then did go back to Johnny Rockets. No one was in the place on a Friday night around dinner time. Placed order quickly. Chicken club with a side order if chili cheese fries and a strawberry shake. The shake came out pretty fast, not tasting too much strawberry. Chicken club came out with out any bacon so it was sent back. Bacon added. Watched employees stand around and chat. They seem to be bored and complained it was slow. Watched a cook add money to te jukebox with gloves still on and then head back into the kitchen. Did not observe him cook with said gloves but did bring it to someone's attention. Observed another employee comeback with ChicFila. That gave me some concern, but I have also worked in fast food and it does get boring after a while. Will not return. Just unsure of safe food handling procedures.