Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
- negative
- positive) yelp review.
A: Honestly this place is pretty overrated. When they first opened up the food was decent but now it seems like they're having problems. I ordered the signature pastrami sandwich...while it did have a lot of meat it was lacking in flavor and covered in grease! Don't eat here unless you're a trucker.
Q: negative

A: Worst Saturday night service I've had in ages. It's a shame, because I really like this place normally and the atmosphere is kinda cool if you are in a "sports mood". The problem tonight seems that although there are employees literally everywhere, for some reason there is only one bartender. I could throw my theories out there...that the bartenders that work here get upset if management puts more than one on a shift because it eats into tips but other than that, I really have no idea why somebody wouldnt pitch in OR that the bartender wouldnt step up and insist on a hand because we all sat there for 20 minutes with empty glasses in front of us while she ran back and forth and forth and back. At one point I said to her "Wow! You really seem overwhelmed back there...I can't believe that nobody else would be helping you back there". I could not believe that she had no clue as to what I was implying. She said sweetly "Oh...I dont mind...really I dont. It makes the day go by quicker." I said tongue in cheek that maybe you dont mind but I have a hunch that your customers do. She just smiled. The owner was milling around too witnessing it all and doing less than nothing about it. It was obvious. The whole bar felt it. I finally left without ordering another drink or a bite to eat as did my buddy. I've gotta believe that this equation equals less money in tips at the end of the day than if two or three good bartenders ran it like a machine. She sure didnt get much from me. Sorry dear! You're sweet...but you really shouldnt be hogging that tip jar at the expense of your patrons. I'll try ya again. Lets see if things adjust as the season approaches.
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
- negative
- positive) review?

Answer: I'm so glad I can finally write a review on this show because it is effing stupid!!!! Saw it a few years back because of the highly rated reviews, but was completely disappointed, angered, and frustrated about how anyone can possibly consider this to be entertaining. It was the worst waste of an hour and a half of my life, needless to say total waste of 200 dollars for two tickets. I left wondering if there was something that I didn't understand, inside jokes that I've missed, or that I wasn't stoned or drunk to find the show of a shred of entertainment value. Let me break it down to you: the show consists of tp running down the audience, watching the bluemen eating and subsequently vomitting spaghetti and twinkie, making crunching noises from eating cereal, and stupidly staring at each other. If anyone can help me justify how this show exists, or likewise provide insight on what I've missed, I welcome your feedback, otherwise, do me a favor and save your money. However, if you must insist on finding out for yourself, make sure you're get wsted enough (something I wish I had done) before watching the show so that you can wash off that hour and a half of your life along with your hangover the next morning.
Input: OPTIONS:
- negative
- positive.
Generate a positive review for a place
Output: I loved the simplicity of my first dining experience at Beckett's Table. What looked like copper pipe cut for the napkin rings, small vases with a sprig of mint on each table... definitely no unnecessary frills here! Luckily the surroundings are simplistic because when the dishes are served - look out! Magic, spice and everything nice begins. We ordered almost everything on the menu (or so it seemed). So when it comes to starting off the meal, I highly recommend sharing the grilled cheese with pancetta & roasted red pepper tomato soup AND the vegetable chop salad with pumpkin seed brittle and a champagne vinaigrette. Although I won't lie - the creamy grits & spicy andouille sausage and mustard came in as a close second. The server mentioned there were three (count them....3!) different types of sausages in the dish. Fantastic and very unique. Onto the entrees! We tried four but of the ones we picked it was a close tie between the short ribs and the pork osso buco confit. The pork was interesting because it was served with a butternut squash spaetzle, roasted veggies and a black pepper reduction. Quite the combo! Looking for some serious winter-ish food?? Don't pass up the chicken n dumplings...just like mom used to make (shhh....only waaaaay better!) I almost forgot about the cocktails! They run a little on the sweet side so I'd recommend a cocktail to start but then stick with wine. We tried almost all of the cocktails but my fave was Miss Katie's Pimms Cup! Lastly, let's talk about dessert. While the chocolate dipped bacon s'mores, caramel, housemade marshmallow, whipped peanut butter and graham cracker was a novel idea - DO NOT PASS UP THE FIG & PECAN PIE. The fig is mashed into the most amazing crust (and I hate pie crust normally) and served with this cream cheese and citrus zest ice cream that was TO DIE FOR. The service was fantastic. The ingredients were fresh and the portions were larger than I'd expect for the price. Truly a wonderful addition to Arcadia.
input: Write a negative yelp review (OPTIONS:
- negative
- positive).
output: Slow service. Bland food, the chicken on my tacos was flavorless and very dry. They charge for chips and salsa, never ever have I been to a Mexican restaurant that has. Never refilled my soda. Friends margarita had literally 2 flakes of salt on the glass. Only gave it 2 stars because they took 5 dollars off my friends steak salad because she didn't eat it, it was really that bad.
input: Write a negative yelp review (OPTIONS:
- negative
- positive).
output:
Very loud hotel. Don't plan on sleep. Hotel front desk isn't doing anything about the screaming tween boys despite numerous calls. These tween boys were screaming and slamming stuff all night long. Clearly their parents were clearly staying in a different side of the hotel... shame on their parents and the hotel for allowing this to endlessly go on. The hotel didn't even apologixe during the calls.