Input: What would be an example of an negative review?

An example of an negative review: I Stood by the bar waiting for a drink while three other dudes walked up after me and were served first. When I was served, I wanted to put the charge on my room and needed to walk all the way across the hotel to get my ID. When I got back to the pool to get my drink he served me the original beverage that had been sitting on the counter with the ice melting in it (yum, watered down vodka). For God sake, don't serve someone a $9 watered down beverage. There aren't any employees capable of providing guests with the consistant hotel information. With regards to the events taking place upstairs on levels 107/108. I had asked the following questions to numerous staff members including the concierge and front desk. What time does the top floor open? Is there a cover? Is there a dress code? Is there is there a club or only fine dinning? What time do they close? What nights are busiest? Do you need a reservation? About 6 hotel staff members gave me different information. No one was on the same page. So, during my 2 week stay I said screw it and went up there to find out for myself. (read tower review for the rest of this story). One night I ate at the hotel's Italian concept Fellini's. WOW, this is by far the best food the entire hotel has to offer. I was seated right away and served hot bread with a carafe of Chianti with in 3 minutes. I looked over the menu for about 5 minutes before ordering the fettuccini and vodka sauce with shrimp and mushrooms. Not only did this entree come out the door in 4.36 minutes (yes I timed it) but it was a marvelous dish. Extremely well put together and it made me want dessert. Just as wonderful was the red velvet cake. Everything here was spot on! On the flip side of wonderful is Roxy's diner and it is in dire need of culinary help. This is one song and dance that's on verge of becoming the next episode of restaurant rehab. If you ever served Chef Irvin the middle melt burger which is what my server said was "the best thing on the menu" you would probably be about 5 seconds from a boot in the ass. I ate half of this soggy mess and most of it fell apart when I cut it in half. Trying to eat this thing was a chore. The shoe string onion rings should only be served on the sandwich not served as a side. I expected rings and got a ball of deep fried onion that was stuck together. No way was I going for dessert here. This was the best thing on the menu??? What a hot mess! On the floor I stuck mostly to table games like Craps, Pai gow and wheel of fortune. All of the dealers were extremely friendly and really cool including the guests that took down $650 on Pai gow and the two guys that won $911 on the wheel of fortune slots. I had a good time gamming here but really wish there was more eye candy. The servers are really old and scary looking. They all carry with them this face that says I used to do drugs but now I just smoke a lot. Generally, the more one drinks the better the women look. Well, not so much at the Stratosphere. The more I drank the more scared I became. By the end of week one I remained completely sober and documented all the exits in pen on the back of my hand. Get with the times! Have you seen the gaming floor at the Cosmo? Even the Golden Nugget has a really nice pool going on... Here is another real kicker... When I received the email asking me to complete the survey and respond to my experience online. I was told to be specific so I thought I would do them a favor and take 30mins out of my day to review them. I was willing to type out this entire post later to find out I couldn't submit it to them b/c they only accept 1024 characters in the survey. Really? A hotel that is obviously behind the times and becoming the next shit hole on the strip is going to not allow me to give them a thorough review? Tell ya what then. I'll post this all over the web and just submit to you the links of where you can find it. If I were the GM overseeing this property I would change everything...

Input: What would be an example of an positive review?

An example of an positive review: I seriously doubt that another bar in the world exists with a more feminine and camp decor than Tigerlily. Hanging silver sequins surround every table in the restaurant whilst the bar stools are pink leather clad. Bar men wear t-shirts reading Tiger across their backs whilst the ladies read Lily (inspired...). Pink and silver might not be to everyones tastes but if it's a cocktail you're after then you'll just have to grin and bear it. The bar staff here are award winning and really know how to make great and exciting drinks. Delicious! If I could give you one piece of advice avoid the food! Whilst it's all fine, it's just not worth the money you pay for it or anywhere near the standard of the bar. So if you're planning a visit to Tiger Lily, make it a liquid lunch!

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An example of an positive review: great fresh food. Hot and sour soup - out of the world. Prices are good. I am a customer for years and coming back for more.

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An example of an negative review: It had been quite some time since I ate at this restaurant, and I was anxious to give it another chance. Sadly, there are still problems with the food. They fixed any issues with their rice, but the Crispy Orange Beef was tough and flavorless, the Mongolian Beef was so salty I practically had to give myself dialysis. The service is pleasant and attentive, but there is a LOT of room for improvement in quality and consistency with the food. Their one saving grace was the Szechuan Green Bean entree with shrimp and tofu. This dish will likely be the only thing I order there again, until I see proof that things have improved.