Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer: We are never going back! We ordered the crab cake. It was cold in the center. We also ordered the rachlette, bacon, potato pizza. There was no rachlette on the pizza. Potato was the dominate flavor on the pizza. The service was poor as well. We asked for a Bellini and we got champagne with peach schnapps inside.

Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer: In the visits since my first it has unfortunately been the same story: the food is delicious, the atmosphere is homey and inviting, but unless I sit at the bar my service is, well, crap. Usually I get the same server that just disappears, but during my most recent visit we went from patiently allowing our server to assume we didn't have anywhere to be on a Saturday to figuring out she had just pushed us aside to cater to others, because after my empty water glass sat on the edge of the table (long enough I had to stop eating because I was so thirsty) my wallet did too, and after ten minutes I pulled my credit card out and set that on top, and still waited as she checked on every other table but ours. I honestly don't care if she thought she was going to get a crap tip after the way we were treated (which I wouldn't do), the last thing a table wants is to be completely abandoned, especially in such a small space where you know she can see you! When she did make it over with the check, even though something told me to look over it, in my rush I just handed her my card. Luckily, she had only charged us an extra dollar for the fries as making it to work on time was more important than getting the dollar taken off. I'm sure I'll be back (damn you, bacon wrapped tater tots!), but I'm only sitting at the bar.

Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer:
Nice location. I think this is where they hold the weekly Ultimate Douching Championships. I could be wrong though. 1 star because the people here douche way out of my league. Like, seriously, there's some hardcore douching going on here.