Problem: Write a positive (OPTIONS:
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A: Food is always good never had bad food. Service is good for the most part its very seldom that it is not good. But everyone has a off day. Wish the prices were not so high.
Q: positive

A: I don't usually go for Cajun, but there's so much here that there's always something I'm "in the mood" for. Plenty of food, so good value for the prices. Service was fair, and probably the only thing that could be improved upon. Best shrimp and grits ever!!
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer: Isn't it BAD ENOUGH that we poor citizens of coastal California SUFFER the indignities of an onslaught of ZONIES from Arizona every summer? They drive slow like old ladies, are endlessly confused about traffic, and gobble up precious beach parking spaces that should otherwise go to tax-paying San Diego residents! I won't even get started on their white, gross bodies. What else does that desert hell have to offer us here? The manufacturer and management of RED LIGHT CAMERAS! Yes, that is right, ATS is the ARIZONA company that runs the City of San Diego's Red Light Camera show! Another SLAP IN THE FACE to San Diego FROM Cactus-ville! The City of San Diego Traffic website states: "To adequately enforce traffic signal laws, we use red light photo enforcement. Police officers cannot be everywhere at once." The City strategically mentions this also: "The (Red Light Photo System) RLPS system is a technology that records serious traffic violations the moment they occur. Cameras are used to photograph only vehicles that run red lights in targeted areas. Officers then review the film and a traffic citation is then issued to the vehicles' registered owner through the mail." Now I have been to Traffic Court trying to get out a ticket (not Red Light) and I have seen the anger and rage that these Red Light tickets bring out in otherwise normal people. In fact, most of the cases that I witnessed in Traffic Court were offenses related to camera tickets. They are very controversial. Most of the thugs that live at my apartment complex simply take off (or cover up) their front license plates to remove the threat of a photo ticket. Why? The cost of the citation in San Diego varies, based on your driving record. Citations for running a red light are a minimum of $480. They are a hassle to fight and some require the services of a lawyer-another negative point against ATS! I offer only 2 YELP STARS for this program because, although the intentions are honorable, (to prevent traffic accidents) there are still too many problems and questions still associated with this program. I am all for doing things to stop bad drivers from causing accidents but a lot of them manage to slip through the system. ATS is just another Arizona scam to come out of the Great State of Hotter than Hell to bite San Diegans on their (toned & tanned) rears!
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Generate a negative review for a place
Output: Didn't stay here but visited for dinner & the 'entertainment' - if you can call it that. Got swindled by Tix4Tonight into getting buffet tickets 'at a HUGE discount' (according to them) which turned out to be....$3 off. Er. Ok, whatever - it's a buffet, they're all the same right? Wrong. The Buffet (as it's known in the casino/hotel) was small, not very clean and filled with loud people seated too close together. We saw our server exactly twice. The food was meh - uninspired, overcooked and cooling rapidly beneath awkwardly spaced bars. The dessert bar was the only highpoint - it was decently filled with a wide selection of mini & regularly sized sweet things - bread pudding, pies, cakes, donuts, cookies, ice cream & cotton candy. The main free 'entertainment' - and I use the term loosely - at Treasure Island is the revamped pirate ship show outside on the Strip called "Sirens of TI". The plot was non-existent, the music & badly lipsync-ed lyrics were a joke, the choreography executed with lackluster synchronization by the barely dressed-by-Frederick's-of-Hollywood female cast. The last was possibly the only good thing (for the men) in the audience. Surely not for the many children attending the show with their irresponsible parents. Gilly's bar, inside the casino near the Siren Cove, has a bull to ride but don't try to watch through the windows...security will quickly come by and board up the windows from the inside. Way to go, guys - that's a GREAT way to draw people inside.
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output: Expensive and small portions. If there is a Fast Eddie's near you, go there instead. Great price and good portions.
Q: negative

A:
First off I am a huge Tom Colicchio fan. (I am watching the Top Chef DC Reunion as I start to write this) I am not sure if it because we share the same haircut or if it because we both enjoy a Cobb Salad but I just like the guy. With that in mind, I have to say that I am deeply saddened to give our Vegas Craftsteak experience only two stars. So you ask, "how could you slam your follicle challenged brother with such a poor review?" In a word... SERVICE. Let me start by saying that I totally get how difficult a server's job is. I worked as a one for many years in both low and high end places. I know that there are good days and bad days. I always tip 20% unless something is totally off and even then I never go below 15%. Finally, it should be noted that we were dressed nicely (no Judas Priest T-shirts and cutoffs). I guess we were in trouble when we did not order wine. Although the list was great, we just we not in the mood. It seems like as soon as I handed the Wine list back, the service dropped to the Denny's level. (I don't have a problem with Denny's too, but you get the point) For some reason we suddenly had two servers. It was not that it was busy (Tuesday Night) or that we were getting special service. It was more like we got whomever was walking by at the time. No check backs, just dish dropping and dish clearing. Just a horrible experience. At first I thought perhaps the B Team worked on Tuesdays but we certainly did not pay B Team prices. To wrap the longest, most boring review in the history of Yelp... I did complain to the night manager after we paid the check. I wanted to make it clear that we were not trying to get out of paying anything (food was great) but just that the service sucked. She thanked us which was all we were looking for. Tom... You are still my man. Perhaps you should putting on some sort of fake wig and try your place out on a Tuesday. I think you just may will see what I am talking about.