Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: I've driven by this place many times and my husband and I finally decided to give it a shot. From the outside, it looks like you would get a classic "Mexican Food" experience. We had high hopes. OMG, were we completely wrong! While Las Vegas doesn't have many great Mexican restaurants, this place was definitely bottom of the barrel. One star is being generous and that star is only due to the waitstaff who were friendly and attentive. The food, however, is another story entirely. The chips were fine but that's not saying much since it really takes a concerted effort to screw up something as simple as a tortilla chip. I find that the quality of a Mexican restaurant can almost always be immediately determined by the quality of the salsa. I was optimistic when our chips were served with not one, but TWO different tyes of salsa. Sadly, my hopes quickly turned to profound disappointment. One "salsa" tasted like the blandest, generic jar of salsa one can find in the grocery store. The other can only be described as glorified enchilada sauce. Seriously, who eats enchilada sauce with their tortilla chips? Our entrees were an even bigger disappointment. My husband and I both ordered salads from the lunch special menu. I ordered the BBQ Chicken Chipotle chopped salad and was stunned when an industrial sized cauldron of "food" was placed in front of me. My $10 salad consisted of a few small strips of over-salted chicken with barbecue sauce atop a pile of lettuce cut into chunks big enough to choke a cow. I did occasionally see evidence of tomatoes, beans, corn and a few other ingredients that were listed on the menu description. However, these other ingredients were so difficult to locate amongst the ridiculous amount of lettuce that I would have probably had better luck trying to find a leprechaun or unicorn. My husband's salad was Macayo's version of a tostada salad with chicken. Once again, a ridiculous amount of iceberg lettuce mix from a bag, at most a Tablespoon of canned pinto beans at the bottom, and the same bland, over-salted chicken breast that I received. We both ordered our food with no cheese but were shocked by how little else was served. If I had to summarize both of our meals in one word, it would be BLAND. Using fresh, high quality ingredients and made to order menu items prepared by a chef who cares is the key to great food. Why is this most basic concept lost on this restaurant? Macayo's has a lot of potential in terms of location, ambience and friendly staff. If they find a way to improve the quality of their food, there is no doubt that their business success would increase exponentially.

Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: I never thought I would be writing this horrid review but here it goes. Dined here tonight and ordered the porchetta . 50% of the meat was moist & tasty & the other 50% well, not so good for that matter. I thought I would leave my feedback to the server (not my original server) and he told me he had been there 7 weeks with no complaints... Yeah and? He said "are you full?" I said I'm fine. He then proceeded to tell me to come back next week & that there will be paella! Uh, what??? He also said he would have the chef come out. No chef came out so I went in. Met the manager who was a complete arrogant human being! He said "what would you like me to do?" I said I guess nothing! He went on and on telling me he was taking some porchetta home for dinner tonight & telling me I was wrong! Hmm the waiter just told me you were sold-out of the porchetta. I will NEVER return here agai. What horrible bed side manners & food not worth paying for when there is far more better in town. Also update your menu on your website! We went there for 2 items that are not even on your menu!

Problem: Write a positive (OPTIONS:
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- positive) yelp review.
A:
I spent a weekend there with my fiance and these are some things you should know... ** There is a $20 daily resort fee that will be charged to your stay daily on top of your room rate. There is no way out of this. ** Ask for a room away from the train tracks! The train rolls by several times throughout the night blowing the horn all the way, they're glad to accommodate if you ask for a room away from the tracks. **The do not disturb sign is ignored. At least it was for us, twice! **There is no free self-parking, valet only ** The hotel is a good 5 minute walk through blazing hot Las Vegas sun to the nether reaches of the north strip. They have a shuttle that drops you off near the Wynn that is complimentary a la your resort fee. ************ On the bright side... ** The rooms are SWEET. They come equipped with a full kitchen and whirlpool tub...nice :) Very luxurious. I booked through Priceline.com for $80/night...I don't feel like I got a deal, but just about what I paid for. ** The pool is great and the pool side service is excellent. Summary... Next time I'm going to stay closer to the strip. But if you want a luxurious room away from the strip...this is a great option.