Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

[Q]: At the army camp, he distributes letters to soldiers. With a letter in his hand, someone
[A]: rolls off his penguin.

[Q]: She sprinkles some sugar on a parchment paper and rolls the dough in it and covers it before keeping it in the refrigerator. After cooling the dough, she
[A]: begins to aim off the pins at her sides.

[Q]: She smashes the block onto the counter and the floor, and bangs at it with a yellow stiletto heel and then a thicker wooden heel. She
[A]:
flicks her whip out.