Problem: Write a positive yelp review.
A: Awesome! Affordable French food. Their pastries were delicious! We tried four flavors of macaroons: salted caramel, pistachio, chocolate mint, and lemon. I liked the salted caramel the best. We also shared a chocolate croissant, which was pretty good. My wife loved it. I thought is was just okay, but I like rich desserts and the chocolate croissant is not meant to be rich. They had so many other great looking pastries that we did not try: flan, cake, eclairs, etc. The regular food items were okay, but not great. We shared a bowl of French onion soup. Flavor was good, but I prefer loads of cheese and they added very little. We tasted our friend's spinach and goat cheese quiche. I think it was under cooked because it was runny. Perhaps I just don't know French food. Another friend had a lamb sausage sandwich. The portions were huge. I thought it was two sandwiches. The smothered the sandwiches with Frend fries. (Do the French call them French fries, or just fried potatoes?) The sausages were tiny. I'd guess the width of my pinky finger. I can't wait to go back and try more pastries.

Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A: To sum it up: great food, but worst service in town for the cost. Will not return. I almost feel bad for the skilled chefs working so hard in the back, only to have the front of the house destroy it. First impression walking in was great. Dry aged meats hanging everywhere while a butcher chops away at carcasses. We were told seating will only be a matter of minutes, but after hearing that many times, an hour went by before finally seated. When the waiter introduced himself, he also introduced the long list of steaks that we could NOT order. Really?? How are they out of steaks?! Anyway, this carnivore will not be stopped, so luckily I had a variety of interesting body parts to choose from. I have no problem raving about he food. When available, everything tastes amazing. BUT the wait staff completely overshadowed it with horribly slow service, arguing in front of the table, and just when we thought it couldn't get any worse, vinaigrette was dumped all over the back of my friend. A manager came by and told him, "oh, it doesn't look too bad?" Umm, that's because we've already scrubbed him down with napkins. He offered to pay for dry cleaning...which was a nice try, but what do they expect him to take his shirt off, or worse yet, come back to pick up dry cleaning money? Look, damage is done, comp his meal at least. In the end, we just couldn't wait to leave. We arrived at 6:30, seated at 7:30, got our meals well after 9, and still couldn't get out before 10pm. After requesting a check many times, they brought out complimentary desserts (which again, the food was great) but at that point, a bandaid can't patch up a severed limb. Too little too late, let's just put this one behind us. Good thing I had excellent company to experience this with...great trials make great stories!

Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A:
Do not shop here! Very rude staff, yelled at me to pass in other aisle. she must of been too lazy to stand up for 1.4 seconds. does not matter if items are only $1, staff has no respect for its customers. Avoid at all costs as majority of items are NOT $1! Other stores such as Target have Party supplies on sale for $1 and much much better quality!