input: Write a negative yelp review.
output: On the the upside, this restaurant has beautiful views and some interesting architecture (I like the ceiling a lot). Unfortunately, probably because of the large open area and high ceiling, it does tend to get incredibly noisy when busy, and might be better for a small group, or preferably just two people, so that you can hear each other. I was here for a friend's birthday, and there were eight of us. It was difficult to chat with the people on the far side of the table without a lot of shouting. We came here on a Wednesday during restaurant week. Although the waitress was polite, the service was incredibly slow, especially for a Wednesday! I believe we were there for 45 minutes before our food order was even taken. For restaurant week, you choose a salad (I got the T.O.R House Salad), entree (I chose the Composition of Local Farmer's Vegetables) and a desert. I'm a vegetarian so that was really my only option for an entree. The salad was good, especially the beets. The entree was PATHETIC! Firstly, it was just a few (really only a few) basic small roasted vegetables, and a tiny bit of rice. Something I could easily do at home much better. Considering the high price, I would have expected some effort made in terms of interesting or expensive ingredients, and preferably some kind of protein. The portion was tiny! It was smaller than I would expect for a one person appetizer, never mind a main entree. It was frustrating that everyone else was complaining that they almost had too much food, but despite being a very small female, I was not at all satiated. Just because I'm a vegetarian, it does not mean I'm attempting to starve myself with small carrots, I still want to eat!! Hopefully they will read this review, and do something to improve their vegetarian entree option, as it really is a beautiful spot. My cocktail was tasty, no complaints there.
input: Write a positive yelp review.
output: Great selection and wonderful staff. They're always happy to go way beyond the call-of-duty to look for something you are requesting, and if possible, special order it and stock it for you - fantastic. Four stars because I still have to shop elsewhere for fresh food and some strange herbs / extracts. Would put 4.5 if I could :).
input: Write a negative yelp review.
output:
First time here this week. There was a little confusion on my part regarding parking and they refused to validate the parking ticket so I ended up having to pay $12 for it, which is hard for me given my current financial situation. I was also rather eager to be selected for a jury as I have never been on a jury before even after having been registered to vote since I was 18 and having a valid drivers license before. This is the 6th time I have been summoned by an Arizona court. 3 of them got dismissed before I had to go in, twice (including this time) I pretty much just sat in the waiting room until they dismissed us, and only once I made it to jury selection but I was one of those dismissed. I found that a bit disappointing though I realize it's really not anyone's fault. It'd be nice if they had something entertaining on TV and sound like they do in the Pima County Court system...Last time I was called in I got to watch 50 First Dates which was amusing and helped make the time fly by a bit faster and lessened the blow of having to sit around all day.