QUES: HAHAHAHHAHA i have to post it again slightly different because i have the sense of humour of a ten year old this reminds me of swiss chalet dinners drawing ugly pictures of my entire family , both my brother and i would , on the other side of our paper place mats and then snap the shirly temple swords on the table and the ends would fly across the room . fucking monster kids . this one time at pizza hut my brother cleared out entire booths surrounding ours from one long solid disgusting belch , like the one will ferrell does in the movie elf . it was when indiana jones came out , do n't remember which one , i do remember being pissed off the kid 's meal toy was paper diorama harrison fords .

Question with options: What is probably true about the narrator ?
OPTIONS:
- None of the above choices .
- They feel that they are mature
- They feel that they were an unruly child
- They feel that they were a well mannered child
ANS: They feel that they were an unruly child
QUES: I ' m not trying to disparage our team right now , believe me . They put on a hell of a show last night , and John Parker Wilson is owed a big apology by just about every Alabama fan out there , ourselves included . The way he handled the Georgia defense was nothing short of spectacular and his downfield passing reached an entirely new level last night thanks to some tremendous blocking up front and great catches by his receivers . But the same consistency issues that have plagued the Crimson Tide for so many years now are still here , be it the sleep walk against Tulane or the second half loss of focus by the defense , and I can only hope that the team continues to improve each and every week like it has so far this season .

Question with options: Why does every Alabama fan owe an apology to John Parker Wilson ?
OPTIONS:
- Because they jeered at him and were hostile as he played the game
- None of the above choices .
- Because they allowed rumors to circulate about his marriage that were n't true
- They doubted his ability and were n't sure if he would be able to perform
ANS: They doubted his ability and were n't sure if he would be able to perform
QUES: He then goes outside and chases his partner with it ( literally , the other cop was running away from him ) before dropping it on the ground and killing it . There are a couple more , but they are really little spiders . Like a little jumping spider decided to jump off of its web onto the papers . I was able to blow him away without a problem .

Question with options: What may be the plausible reason his partner was running ?
OPTIONS:
- He was trying to kill a spider .
- He was being chased with a spider .
- He was running after a spider .
- He was trying to catch a spider .
ANS: He was being chased with a spider .
QUES: So today is Sunday - how many churches are there in this area for you to choose from ? Well , there is no shortage of selection for the Northeastern Oklahoma area . Here 's something you may find interesting .

Question with options: What is the narrator likely to do after waking up ?
OPTIONS:
- They are going to head to a friend 's house .
- They are going to head to breakfast .
- None of the above choices .
- They are going to head to services .
ANS:
They are going to head to services .