This one is about why semicolons arent as universal as SOME PEOPLE insist on thinking they are and you spend a literal eighth of a minute making the post entirely about you and your semicolon needs

Please fix the punctuation.
This one is about why semi-colons aren't as universal as (SOME PEOPLE) insist on thinking they are, and you spend a literal eighth of a minute making the post entirely about you and your semi-colon needs.