Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A: I had such high hopes for this place. Let me start off by saying that I am a breakfast person and very particular. Breakfast ingredients are cheap and there are not that many unique combinations so it is an absolute necessity that it be done right. If you are thinking, "Oh! That's me!", this is not the place for you. First, the staff was friendly but not overly excited or very apologetic that it took 30 minutes to get our food. It was also unpleasantly warm inside the restaurant. I might be able understand if the place had been crowded, but it wasn't. It was half empty at 11 am on a Saturday. The food was not especially cheap for the quality. I had the ham steak breakfast which was nearly $10 for ham, eggs, toast, and potatoes. Here are some thoughts from my meal and what else was ordered at our table: The ham was tasty but it was sliced ham and not a ham steak. My over easy eggs were browned* . The toast was cold*. The pancakes were fluffy but dry like a biscuit and not spongy. The home fries were tasteless and undercooked*, unless you like hard potatoes. The "cream" for the coffee wasn't cream, it was milk. The sausage patties used were the cheap ones you can buy frozen at Walmart and hardly qualify as meat. I let out a sigh of relief when we stepped out into the open air; glad to be finally free from waiting for someone to take payment while enjoying the cool breeze rushing across the back of my legs, cooling them as it evaporated the moisture built up from an hour of sitting on a cushion in an over-warm room. The joy of this moment left me with one final utterance, "Eff that place." On the bright side, this has motivated me to start writing reviews instead of only reading them. * denotes things about a breakfast that would make me want to punch a kitten.

Problem: Write a positive yelp review.
A: Hey how is everyone?! I am just reviewing gordon ramsay's steakhouse in Las Vegas. I went here in July and I just want to rate my experience. I'm using the KISS method, please let me know if you like this style. K- the place is really clean, very immaculate and the decor was great. There was no dust in sight. I- the place was immaculate, the hostess was very accommodating and dressed in professional clothes. The waiter and the helpers really represented the restaurant well. S- the service was grade a awesome. They put the napkin on your lap when they seat you. They let you see what the steak looks like before you order it, kind of like a desert tray. The water that they used was in a wine type bottle, so they used grade a water. The wait time was exceptional, and everything came out at the right time. They were also very attentive to us and filled our water whenever it was empty. S- overall satisfaction was good. This review would have been 5 stars but the steak was dry and not juicy at all. It was kind of shocking, I had the filet mignon. All the sides were really good, they had a great alcohol selection too. Overall, this place was great, the steak was good but not as good as I thought but everything else was just perfect!

Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A:
We have been there several times in the past few month and always loved it, that's why we kept coming back! Last night though, not so great! We ordered protein bowls both with brown rice and the rice was just one big clump of overcooked mush, gross. Also there were hardly any veggies and tofu, not like the other times we ordered the same dishes! That's not a great experience, but, what bothers me the most is the fact that the girl behind the counter couldn't care less about my complaints and she had the most annoying look on her face it was incredible!! She didn't try at all to make it any better, all she did was handing me a side of sauce straight from the fridge for my hot/warm dish to put on and let me know that there is usually no sauce in the dish except a little on the tofu! I am in the hospitality myself and I know that not everything can always be perfect but if its not than you have to at least try to make it right for your customers! Also, place had a ton of dirty tables and though there were like 3 people behind the counter and no other customers beside us, the tables did not get cleaned in the 30 minutes we were there ! Very disappointing