IN: Sure I live in a home and I am fed but that 's as far as it goes . Last year I went the whole winter without a jacket / gloves / hat and boots . My father likes to spend all his money on plasma screen tv 's , vacations for him and toys for his sons . I hate to have to resort to this but I ca n't stand another winter / fall without proper clothing .
Why is the narrator not properly dressed for the cold weather ?

OUT: They do n't have winter clothing .

IN: Locusts ? My niece quit speaking to me back when the whole affair came to light because she said , " that could be me ! " and that was only after her husband accused me of coming onto him during Hanukkah . The old me was shocked but wanted to make sure he did n't feel embarrassed about what he was accusing me of so I kept stumbling over my shock and disbelief , the new me would have told him that he was out of his FUCKING MIND .
Why is the narrator upset at her brother - in - law ?

OUT: He said she came on to him .

IN: I ' ve finally moved over all my furniture and hooked up my computer , although it 's in the living room for now . I ' m still not done painting ! I ' m on the 4th , of 5 coats in the den .
What will happen after the narrator puts on the fourth coat ?

OUT:
None of the above choices .