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An example of an positive review: Holy good tacos, Batman. I loooove Mexican street tacos. I want to bathe in guacamole and dip myself in hot sauce. OK, maybe not quite that extreme, but I really enjoyed my experience here. First I am not from PHX and I am so jealous that you all get to eat outside in April. My town is cold and frigid so it was such a treat to have our first meal in this town outdoors at a picnic table with a Dos Equis. I enjoyed the carne asada and pork tacos. The steak was my favorite, tender and fabulously cooked. I loved the corn tortillas. The guac was wonderful and a tasty add on that everyone must try! The food came out fast and was inexpensive. This is a great place to enjoy some friendly chatter over fabulously delicious food.

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An example of an positive review: This is one of my favorite buffets, alog with east side cannery over on east craig road. The food is pretty good. Not the best, but good for the price. They always send 2 for one coupons in the mail, so 2 people all you can eat for $7.99, not to bad at all. The staff is friendly, does their job efficiently, with a minimum of hovering over the customers. The atmosphere is roomy seating, and pleasant. Always lots of customers, yet plenty of space. Lines to get in are rare, and cashier is very quick and efficient. No waiting and waiting to get in. Another thing I like about this place is that the drink stations are accesseable to the customers. You can get youre drinks youre self if you want to, or have a server get them. Most buffets seem to hide the drink stations in a back room, and a server must get them for you. (probably so they have an excuse to expect a tip. If you get youre own food and drinks you dont need to feel guilty about not giving a tip, because the server did not really do anything to deserve or expect a tip.) This is the place to go, if you enjoy being a cheapskate, yet want some degree of value and quality. If you are into wider selections and more expensive stuff, there is always the downtown casinos, but the prices over there are much higher. (you get what you pay for.)

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An example of an positive review: Thanks, fellow Yelpers, for the stellar reviews of Brandon, the wonder groomer. My cat Charlotte has out-of-control fur that needs at least semi-annual shaving, and I was not happy with the last groomer who made her face uneven and lopped off half of her whiskers. I told Brandon what Charlotte liked (the lion poof tail) and what annoyed her (the leg fur they left long) and he groomed her exactly to my specifications. He even clipped her nails, gave her a bath, and cleaned out her ears. Charlotte disliked the bath, but was otherwise putty in Brandon's gentle hands. It became very clear that he is a true animal lover as we exchanged animal rescue stories. He also volunteers his talents at the Humane Society so that the scraggly ones look more presentable for adoption and has fostered for a local no-kill shelter. He has over 20 years experience as a groomer. I couldn't believe that after 1.25 hours of work on Charlotte, he only charged $45. A Doggie in the Window is unpretentious, as others have said, but clean and comfortable. One thing I noticed were all the potted plants- including some beautiful orchids. It makes sense that someone who can keep an orchid thriving would also be such a highly regarded, loving, attentive groomer.

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An example of an negative review: Wasn't happy with my meal at blue lemon. Initial impression when looking at the place I was impressed and looking over the menu I was expecting more but I was let down big time. I got the bbq pull pork and it was literally a meat paste the was thinner that the slice of cheese. There isn't anything on the blue lemon menu that you can't get somewhere else and done better. Take an extra 10 minutes and drive to Paradise Bakery or Jason's Deli. Don't waste your hard earned money.