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Output: The course itself is a great course. But when you drop $60.00 to play it and at the second tee you have 10 people standing there waiting to tee off it is obvious that the course management has over booked the course and don't give a darn about you waiting and waiting and waiting and waiting between and during holes. We left with four holes left as it was ridiculous. Will never play there again. If I could get a refund I would. I do not recommend playing there. Oh yes we were the 5th group off after the course had been completely cleared from a shot gun start tournament. So it was clearly over booking at its best.

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Output: Can I give ZERO stars. Worst service in all of Scottsdale, AZ Went here for a birthday party, decided on VIP table. The service was the worst, wait staff couldn't get orders right. When you told them the order was wrong they wouldn't apologize for the mistake, they would blame it on someone else. Not a friendly staff employee in the place. No professionalism what so ever. Security was rude. Folks were taking pictures and one person turn his hat around to take the picture and security snapped like a little dog. Didn't politely say I'm sorry it's the restaurant policy - just snapped and threatened to throw people out. Food was cold and not tasty at all. The only positive I can say about this place was - Good Band. I would never return.

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Output: I ordered food from Enzo's to go. I should have known better when I showed up and there was no one in the place except the guy behind the counter who didn't seem that excited to be helping me with my to-go order. I got fettuccini alfredo which comes with garlic knots and a house salad. Yikes. When my order is given to me it is in a box that used to house their canned alfredo sauce. Uh...at least pretend my meal didn't come out of a jar, would ya? The garlic knots were bad, at best. They were garlicky...which is desireable, but that's where it ends. They were hard and clearly not made from scratch. (By the way, bread and alfredo sauce are very easy-to-make, minimal ingredient items.) The salad was...just, wow. Awful iceberg lettuce that was browning. Tomatoes that were dried out. Carrots that were shriveled around the edges and clearly had seen better days. The dressing was obviously from a tub as well, not surprisingly at this point. All in all, this place should only be open to Gordon Ramsey's Kitchen Nightmares. I've heard the pizza is ok, but I'm scared to find out what jars their sauce comes from and what bags their pre-shredded cheese comes out of.

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Beware of the hype. If people are being honest, this place is a slow service version of Denny's. My wife and I and my 17 month old baby drove out to Fountain Hills specifically to try this place and had to wait 45 minutes just to get our food. It wasn't that busy, so something must have happened to one of our dishes or the order was forgotten. When our food finally came, I thought we had been "Punked". Very mediocre and over priced, but my primary disappointment is the lack of regard for my 17 month old daughter going nuts sitting in her high chair with nothing to eat. I am tired of restaurants that don't understand the limitation of patience with young children. I shouldn't be punished by a cranky baby, because a restaurant can't keep their act together. Shame on you Flapjacks!