Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A: I want to love Enzo's so bad. I want it to be my go-to neighborhood pizza joint where we bring the kids and hang out on weekends. I want the food to be delicious and the service friendly and fast and the prices reasonable. Unfortunately, in 2 visits, I've found it to be none of these things. My husband always raves about how this place was so popular, it was THE place to get pizza when he was growing up in Green Valley in the 90s. Unfortunately, they haven't updated the restaurant at all since the 90s. The booths are old and saggy, the cushions are teal, even the light-up menu doesn't work anymore....and they haven't thought to fix it. Service is indifferent. Both times we've been in, I felt like we were putting them out by even being in the restaurant. Last night, they put the wrong toppings on my husband's pizza, took 20 minutes to make a new one (while I finished my dinner), and then acted annoyed when they brought out the new pizza. And then acted annoyed and had some kind of not-too-quiet conference in the back when he asked for a box (we had a movie to get to). And then charged us full price. The pizza I actually like. The crust is thicker and a little doughy and it has a lot of cheese on it. My husband doesn't like how the toppings are all bunched in one section, though, like they just threw them on there. The baked ravioli was fine, nothing special. They advertised it as "Florentine, with spinach" so I expected some spinach in there. Strangely, though, it was just cheese ravioli with 3 leaves of spinach put on top before they baked it. It came with a side salad that was seriously a joke - maybe 2 leaves of sad white iceberg crushed up with dressing on top. I almost laughed when he brought it out. Even the garlic knots were just meh and dry. To add insult to injury, the prices are on the high side. $13 for the pasta. $16 for a small pizza w 3 toppings. So I want to love it, but I just can't. Won't be back.

Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A: I stopped using their services in March 2007 because everytime I went there, they would give me grief over the slightest dings on my windshield just to upsell and high-pressure me to get it fixed when it didn't need fixing. After I stopped going there, they started pressuring me at home by calling me several times, despite the fact that I told them several times not to call me anymore. I called the Phoenix Police and they suggested that I contact my phone company and it turned out that I had a feature to block specific phone numbers from calling me. I blocked them and haven't heard from them since.

Problem: Write a positive yelp review.
A:
Secret Pizza is a great addition to the culinary group that the Cosmopolitan has to offer, and here are a couple of reasons why: 1. If you are looking for something cheap, easy to eat, and convenient at odd/normal hours, this is the place for you. After a night of gambling and walking the strip all I wanted was some comfort food and I knew exactly which alley way to turn into. 2. They limit your selection -- meaning it isn't a vegas buffet in which you way 30+ bucks and have billions of things to choose from. It's more like you have 10 bucks and you should just choose 2 huge new york slices that will satisfy your tummy for a while...unless you can handle more but that's all you! 3. They have a unique white sauce pizza that has a dollops of ricotta cheese and tastes like high caloric heaven, but is worth every bite. 4. The beauty is in the simplicity. A simple menu, simple products, simple food, simple happiness. There isn't an easier key to great food. Yes there might be a long line of drunkies at 2am, but that's why you plan ahead ;) Seating is an issue because the place is literally a narrow alley, but the great thing about pizza is that it's a walk and eat kind of item. 5. If you think that the slice is missing something you can add individual toppings for a cost and they will do it begrudgingly, for a SINGLE slice! Something I think that other pizza places can definitely learn from. Definitely a must visit in Vegas and it is in on the my favorite hotels on the strip, a perfect fit!