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Output: Ok, this is my issue with this place. Yesterday the wife and I went there for dinner, when we walked in the place was hot like a oven, this happen twice before, the waiter said it is because the a/c was getting fix, that was last year, well last night same thing, when we asked about the a/c he could not give us a answer. We sat outside where it was dark. The food is good, but if you are looking for being comfy when you are dinning forget it! Wait until the winter time to go.

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Output: The quality of the food is usually quite good. Our delivery persons have always been polite. Except for that one kid that assumed he could keep my change of $4 and then only had $5's and two dollars...really? I only tip pizza guys $2 since they charge me for delivery anyway.) The only real issue I have is that they are constantly getting my orders wrong! What in the world could possibly be going on inside this place where every other or every third order (or so it seems) is jacked up? I've had wrong toppings, missed toppings, toppings that were replaced because they were out and didn't call to notify me.

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Output: After driving past this place every day for the past few months, I finally convinced fellow Yelpers, Shewchuk and Jorge L. to give this place a chance for lunch today. After this visit, I'm not sure they'll be listening to my recommendations any more. There's nothing inherently "wrong" with this place, but there really isn't so much that is "right" either. You see, the staff are all extremely nice and attentive (expect your beverage to be filled at least 12 times) but the prices and the food quality kind of ruin the overall experience of dining here. Jorge and I ordered "The Works" burgers and Shewchuk ordered the Thai Beef salad. We were all satisfied with the portions, but there was much to be desired in the taste department. Shewchuk's salad looked, for lack of a better word, boring. Nothing was going on with the plate at all. It was literally iceberg lettuce with thick strips of steak layered on. The burgers were a weird combination of undercooked while also being charred and the ingredients just didn't flow well. The french fries matched the burger in that they were a little too crispy on the outside while being almost raw on the inside. The pickles were alright though. The funny thing about dining at this restaurant is that we all felt like food critics afterward. I eat with these guys almost every day and we never sit around and discuss what we ate. However, after eating here, we were fervently discussing what was wrong with our meal because we couldn't quite put a finger on it, it alluded all of us. I wouldn't necessarily say pass this place up, but I couldn't really recommend it to anyone looking for delicious food either.

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I hope you don't think that I'm too critical by the end of this review. But honestly I've been to better dive bars. The first thing that struck me was the location. Crap! It shares a wall the the Trunk Space, on a corner of Grand Ave and 7th ave I believe. Getting there, maneuvering the strange sharp turns, and then locating a parking spot definitely downs my drinking enthusiasm. -1 for initial placement. Although, if you happen to be catching a show at the Trunk Space, this place is 5 steps away. When I first entered the place, I admit I was impressed with the interior decor. The whole tiki-style theme was nice and consistent. Except for all the stuff behind the bar. I mean a piece of paper with a note written with a marker saying "We have the right to refuse anyone service", just screams "low class establishment here" to me. At least the air conditioning and lighting were comforting. The service was decent. The lack of crowd allowed my party and I the utmost dedicated attention. I ordered a large pitcher of Blue Moon, which if you have a three person group, the price is pretty good. You get three smaller than usual frosted glasses which I liked. However, as a fan of Blue Moon, I was unimpressed by how bland the white ale tasted!! I'm sure it was flat. It was cold though. Ill give them that. Overall, I would come back again, but only if I happen to be at the Trunk Space. I see no reason to deliberately make this place my destination. By the way this place is Cash Only......