[Q]: I am trying to decide whether it's worth it to invest in this film proposal. Can you help me answer a few questions? If you can't, please say "No I can't". Question: What does one pharmacy owner mistake the inhaler for? Movie title: Let's Go to Prison Movie plot: John Lyshitski (Dax Shepard) has spent most of his life being a slimeball, thanks to Judge Nelson Biederman III, who has been giving him hard sentences ever since he stole a car at the age of eight. Now he wants revenge, but finds that the judge died an all too peaceful death three days previous to Johns release from prison.He turns his attention to Nelson Biederman IIIs obnoxious son, Nelson Biederman IV (Will Arnett). At a dedication ceremony for Nelson III, John hops into Nelson's BMW, steals his change, spits in his coffee and uses up his inhaler. In the BMW after the ceremony, Nelson IV yells at his attorney (who has the speakerphone on in the fully occupied board room), starts to sing, and when he goes for the inhaler, finds it empty. He stops at a pharmacy, panicked, and starts knocking items off the shelf in an attempt to find a replacement inhaler. The pharmacy owners think he's another junkie robber, and that the inhaler he finally finds is a tiny pistol, and call the police. Nelson ends up convicted on that robbery and demands that the Biederman foundation call the governor to dismiss his charges. Even though the governor owes the foundation a favor, the board of directors decide to let Nelson go to prison as they have grown tired of his asinine deportment. John is not satisfied with Nelson just going to prison, however, so John decides to join him in prison by selling marijuana to undercover police officers. At his sentencing he pleads guilty to the same judge Nelson IV had, and asks for the same sentence (3-5) at the same prison. After negotiating with the judge and bribing a few guards, he ends up as Nelsons cellmate, and here he pretends to be his friend, all in an attempt to give him the wrong advice on surviving life in prison.Somehow, Nelson gets himself out of a numerous array of jams, even discovering that he's gay and meeting the love of his life, gang leader Barry (Chi McBride), a hulking, burly gay caballero with the heart of a dashing romantic hero beating within his massive, hairy...
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[A]: a pistol

[Q]: I am trying to decide whether it's worth it to invest in this film proposal. Can you help me answer a few questions? If you can't, please say "No I can't". Question: What does the Academy aim to train students in? Movie title: Dragon Tiger Gate Movie plot: Dragon Tiger Gate () is a martial arts academy established by two powerful martial artists. The academy aims to train and equip students with martial arts in order to uphold justice and combat the threat of the triad gangs in a seemingly lawless world. The academy is also a haven for children who had been orphaned as a result of triad activities.The story begins with the two sons, who were born to different mothers, of Wong, one of the founders of the academy. The elder son is named "Dragon" and the younger one is named "Tiger". When the boys were still young, Dragon's mother left the academy and gave Dragon half of a jade amulet pendant and told him that his half-brother Tiger has the other half of the pendant. When Dragon's mother was killed in a fire, Dragon was taken into the care of triad boss named Ma Qwun and he grew up to become Ma's bodyguard. Ma Qwun's gang is a subject of the evil Luocha Gate.Several years later, Tiger and his friends are dining in a restaurant and encounter Ma Qwun and his men, who are receiving the Luocha Plaque. The Luocha Plaque is a symbol of authority within the Luocha Gate and indicates that the holder is second only to the Luocha Gate's leader Shibumi. Ma Qwun and the leader of the White Lions Gang wee arguing over the Plaque when Tiger interrupts and starts a fight with the gangsters. They manage to seize the Plaque. Just then, Dragon appears and fights with Tiger, whom he does not recognise to be his half-brother. Ma Qwun calls for Dragon to pull back.Later that night, Dragon confronts Tiger and his friends at a Japanese restaurant to take back the Plaque. Tiger and his friends have been drugged by Scaly, another of Ma's lackeys, who also wanted to seize back the Plaque to prove to his boss that he is the better man. Scaly and his followers fight Dragon over possession of the Plaque. Turbo Shek, another diner at the restaurant, is aroused by the commotion and he joins in the fight on Dragon's side. Dragon and Turbo defeat Scaly and his men and Tiger takes back the Plaque...
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[A]: Martial arts in order to uphold justice and combat the threat of the triad gangs.

[Q]: I am trying to decide whether it's worth it to invest in this film proposal. Can you help me answer a few questions? If you can't, please say "No I can't". Question: Who breaks open the door? Movie title: The Shiver of the Vampires Movie plot: Isle and Antoine are newlyweds on their way to visit Isle's last remaining relatives -- two cousins. Upon their arrival to the town, they learn that the two cousins died just yesterday. Isle and Antoine go on to the chateau anyway, where they are greeted by two female renfields who show them to a room.The castle is a strange place -- filled with skulls, candles, and weird figurines. Isle decides that she must go to the cemetery to pay her respects to her dead cousins. While there, she meets Isabelle who says that she was about to be wed to both of the cousins. Isle is so upset by the deaths that she chooses to sleep alone on her wedding night. As she gets into her nightgown, the grandfather clock suddenly opens up, and a woman comes out. She introduces herself as Isolde and takes Isle back to the cemetery where Isolde bites Isle in the neck.Antoine, feeling lonely and horny, goes to his wife's chamber, only to find her bed empty. He searches the castle grounds for her and comes upon a chapel where what appears to be a human sacrifice is taking place. Two of the participants (who turn out to be Isle's cousins) explain that the woman must be killed or she will become like them -- the undead. Antoine goes back to Isle's room and this time finds her in bed. He's uncertain whether or not it's all been a dream.The next morning Isle and Antoine are served breakfast by the renfields who tell them that the story about the cousins' death is not true and that they are, in fact, working right now in the library. Antoine goes to the library where, instead of finding the cousins, he is knocked out when all the books start jumping off the shelves. When he comes to, Antoine stumbles into the dining room where he is attended to by Isle and finally meets the two cousins. Antoine asks them about their work. They explain that they have been researching their family's origins, including the roots of certain ancient and medieval religions. That night, Isle again tells Antoine that she wants to sleep alone. Antoine gets angry and...
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No I can't