Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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- positive) yelp review.
A: I can honestly sum up my experience at the Double Wide Grill as "not impressed". I visited the place for a group get together. Unfortunately, the "party room" they have is so small that the 20-30 of us were unable to really mingle much. The company at my table was great, but other then that, there is nothing about the menu that makes me want to rush back to the Double Wide. Now the rest of the restaurant with its inside and outside openness I have to admit is pretty cool - as an environment to eat in, sure why not. On the other hand, its not so appealing to me to sit outside on a corner lot directly across from a co-go to consume my food. Now, I know it is a lot to handle a big group of people. However, I am pretty sure the coordinator of this event called in advance. There was only one waiter serving us - which is not an easy task. On the other hand, I ordered a diet coke at the same time the five people on my table requested refills. They all got their beers, teas, water, whatever. Me - I had to request diet coke again when she came out to take our orders 15 minutes later. Visiting on a Sunday, we had the brunch menu. I was disappointed that there was not as much lunch food offered as there was breakfast. It was one in the afternoon and I was well past wanting to eat french toast or eggs. They have a small handful of burgers - where the primary variety is choose the meet and then choose the options. OK - fine - if I hadn't had hamburgers that were SO GOOD at my own house. The only other option other then wings or soup was an avocado club sandwich. So I went with that. It sounds like it has potential in the menu. It was the closest to a turkey club (something I would figure would be standard on a brunch menu) I could get. The waitress came back later and asked me what I wanted as my side, I said fries. I also ordered up a bowl of chili - my favorite food of all time. The avocado club came out first. Essentially what sounded good in the menu turned out to be two slices of toast with sliced avocado and a sprinkling of jalapenos. There was supposed to be some sort of pesto on this as well, but I sure as heck couldn't taste it or see it. In fact, the overwhelming thought I had was - wow, um, why not just give me a plate of avocado. Instead of fries, they gave me a side of fruit salad. **Grumble** The fries served with the burgers looked good. The chili, if you can call it that, came out about five minutes later. It had the consistency of a beef stew, and honestly taste wise was not very far off. OK, I AM a chili snob, I know - but come on - it's chili. And if you are calling it Jail-house chili, it should have some sort of punch - some spiciness of some sort. But really, had I not "known" it was chili, I would have thought they served me stew. The only bonus, they had the right kind of beef in it - you know - stew beef - or chili beef when the seasoning says its chili. :) I had to ask for cheese to put on top, which I got the look of "huh cheese?" but got a small little serving of that. It would have been better served with a side of jalapenos and onions to mix in too - so I stole some jalapenos from my sandwich. Oh, and all this ample blandness cost me $20 (food, beverage and tip). The company was at least good - and maybe if I do go back with a small group/one other person - or for breakfast or dinner I will be happier - those eating breakfast foods seemed to enjoy it though the Canadian bacon was also canned. But as brunch and big groups go, big thumbs down - it will take a lot to convince me that this place is worth more then just a unique environment.
Q: negative

A: Horrible!,If i could give it no stars i would. We get an estimate of $50.00 on the internet, when we get there are bill is 203!!! we asked if we could use are own insurance, No we have to use theirs, (which is a lie). O and because we are local we have to bring in a Proof of Residence (which is a bill) and they put an extra 350$ hold!!! All in all this place has bad employees including managers and mis rep a lot!! I was wondering what was taking people so long at the counter until i got up there and found out the reason why. This place sucks... go with enterprise.
Problem: What would be an example of an positive (OPTIONS:
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- positive) review?

Answer: Hey great place, very "cute". They have quite a few unique drinks on their menu which their barista made well. What prevented a 5 star in this case was all my flavoring was trapped at the bottom so my last sip was an exquisite surprise of explosive sugar all up in my grill. Considering i don't like sugar that much i almost gagged. BUT!! thats just how most drinks are. Wish he mixed it in a little better, but things settle. The top part was good, not too sweet and enough flavor to get from it what they are were going for (the mocha mandarin). Next time i will definitely ask for less flavoring because if that all was mixed into the drink evenly i might have not enjoyed it as much. If i wanted to rate my full experience, it'd be grumpy to be honest. There was no parking that i could find (for free). So we parked at meters...yeah you guessed it. I got a ticket...so most expensive cup of coffee i've had. :( [do they have a parking lot nearby for squash blossom? preferably a free one] Aside from getting a ticket (MY FAULT! i should have put more change in the meter), i liked this place a lot. I want to come back for breakfast...after i max out the meter though...HA!
Input: OPTIONS:
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Generate a negative review for a place
Output: First, I'll start by saying that Home Depot is one of my favorite stores of all time. I can spend HOURS in one without even realizing it. I've been to many and have loved them all - everyone is so friendly and helpful. And I am a sucker for great customer service - especially when you're spending lots of money. That being said, I was not impressed here. My visit happened early Tuesday morning and the store was not very crowded. The first employee I ran into was VERY helpful. And that's where the customer service ended. I hunted around for someone to help me with my flooring questions. I knew exactly what I needed and just had a couple of questions on measurement calculations. The person who was supposed to be the "expert" in that department had absolutely no idea how to answer any of my questions and had to finally call someone on the phone to answer - a "pro", he was called. I asked if the "pro" could be the one to help me instead as my special order was going to cost over $300. I was denied the "pro's" assistance. All my questions were answered with "probably" and "I think". The most definite answer I could get was "I'm pretty sure". The store rep finally placed the order for a piece of flooring that was too big for what I needed, which would of made my floor boards completely uneven. Yikes! I ended up cancelling the order and going to Floor & Decor instead. I'll be back to Home Depot for other things. Just not that one. The store was not crowded and there were no wait times at the registers, most likely because this location is so far southeast. If you know exactly what you are looking for, do not need ANY assistance and are in a hurry, this would probably be a great location for you.
Problem: What would be an example of an positive (OPTIONS:
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- positive) review?

Answer:
Bartender is Awesome. Had a Jack and coke and two fruity concoctions. Came on a Tuesday night to watch DJ MikeLuie IN THA BUILDING !!! Great hip hop/rap performances throughout the night. FB- Mike djmikeluieinthabuildin Luie