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Output: This place is nasty. Everything was way too salty. We ordered the seared scallops in romesco sauce. Can you believe that the sauce was bland compared to how salty the scallops were?? The scallops were as salty as the fried bacalao. The paella valenciana with chicken and rabbit was tasteless. The chicken was super dry, more like chewy rubber, and i did not see a bit of rabbit in our plate either. And the "fresh" squid in squid ink was nasty. Seriously don't order that. The only thing decent was the goat cheese with fig jam, which I highly doubt those were made in house. That's only for the food. The prices are high, which i don't mind paying, but at least give me something edible.

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Output: Came in at 11am and no one was inside asked barber for a hot shave he seemed to be inconvenienced by this and said I don't have time for this it's too busy today :/ need I say no one was in the shop.. When I was back to set up an appt barber said its not busy to come down???? Will not be coming here very bad customer service!! While sitting in my car in front of shop 2 soldiers walked in and walked back out! Bad service here !!!

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Output: The employees are all exceptionally friendly and appear to appreciate my business. It's very nice to be treated so well. The food is normally fresh but the egg white delight sometimes has a crunchy English muffin that seems a little older. This isn't all the time though. Overall I have had great experiences there.

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i have heard from different people that this is the place to go for all your car troubles!! when its time for me this is where i will take my car