Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer: This is one of those of times where something is obvious, brilliant, and novel all at the same time. When it makes so much sense, so clearly meant to be, that you can't believe it's somehow happening to you for the first time. Where are all the baked potato shoppes of the world, with their steaming jackets of soft, buttery, salt-studded potato filled with the sumptuousness fillings of your choice-- creamy mushrooms?? Egg salad?? Curried tuna?? Gooey melting cheddar and sour cream is what I ended up with, but I could have gone back every day to sample all of their comfort food offerings. Except maybe the vegetarian haggis---I don't need to try that one ; ) The medium potato was SO big and SO filling, I'd like to see Michael Phelps finish one on his own! And yet as my body started to feel like it was morphing into an actual stuffed potato , I couldn't stop forking more of that salty, gooey yumminess into my mouth. The skin! the melted cheese! The love of pure, unadulterated carbohydrates! And for three pounds. Yes, Yes, Yes, Yes, Yes, Yes. Such a simple, sustainable food that has been the poor man's supper for thousands of years still brings so much comfort and pleasure, that it makes you stop and ponder all those expensive nights out at posh, elitist fusion restaurants. Long live the potato shop! Please expand to the United States!

Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer: Sorry, Burgatory, my vote for best burger in the Burgh goes to Local. I am never disappointed with the burgers here. They are juicy and delicious. The service is always great and this has become one of my favorite South Side spots. Now the down side - it can get very crowded and loud on evenings and weekends, like many Southside places, if that's your scene, it's great, if it's not - then going during the week is probably the best bet for a quieter dining experience.

Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer:
Terrible sushi and the drinks have no alcohol in them. It's cheap, and somehow you still manage to get less than what you paid for.