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Output: I am from Germany and have been visiting LV once a year since 1999 for the Viva Las Vegas Rock'n'Roll Weekender. I have been collecting records since I was 12 or so and I agree that this is the worst record store ever. The guy really thinks he is the Einstein of Rock'n'Roll because he has got a Doowop-Show on some local radio station. Unfortunately he doesn't know half as much about music as he thinks. His stuff is ridiculously (do you say so?) overpriced. Even in Germany most of the stuff is cheaper than in his shack. Although I have plenty of time to spend while my wife is relaxing at the pool, I'd rather spend my time watching wallpaint getting dry. I went there twice and haven't set a foot into this xxx store since 2003!

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Output: So faer this has been the best shop I have been to in town. Nicole did my girls back, she is great. I am looking forward to gettign more work done there, but on me. Fair pricing, and great attitude in the shop.

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Output: i know, I know--Olive Garden, how pedestrian of me! I don't have too many chain restaurant reviews, so I figured I'd write one. We went for a surprise birthday party. My friend had made a reservation which they somehow didn't have (maybe she called the wrong one? Anyway, I'm not going to dock for this). The staff was very accommodating, they were able to put a table together for us on short notice. When we sat down, I was immediately hit by a gross smell. I asked my friend "Do you smell that? It smells like..." to which he replied "wet dog!" which is exactly what I was thinking. It smelled badly like wet dog. How disgusting. Maybe it was the table--can you say dirty rags? While we waited for the rest to arrive, we got breadsticks and were also told that dessert for the birthday would be a charge. Really? Come on now. The bread sticks were pretty underwhelming--there was no garlic or flavor really. Booo. Once everyone arrived, we placed orders. I got the Bruschetta Salmon. When I asked the waiter how it was, he said he hadn't tried it in forever but that people say it's decent--I appreciated that honesty! They served salad shortly My goodness this place was slow though. The food took forever. When it came out, it was pretty lousy. I found two bones in the salmon before I quit eating it. The risotto pasta thing under it was so heavy and the salmon was sort of hard and the toppings made no sense. It felt like two or three dishes in one. Others' food didn't come out, so the manager came out and apologized and comped several meals. He even went up to the birthday boy and told him he'd comp his dessert as well. Thumbs up. Dessert was actually pretty good--I got the chocolate tuxedo mousse cake which was quite good and it seems everyone else enjoyed theirs as well. The only reason this place is getting 2 stars instead of 1 is for service. Our waiter was personable and friendly, and the manager was excellent. I'd stay away from this garden like the plague, though.

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The food was amazing and our server Charlan was outstanding! I've been longing to eat here and it was well worth the wait...