IN: Meh .. He 'll get over it ... Secondly , years ago , my Mom told me a NASTY Dirty joke ... Which I used on Tuesday afternoon to get myself out of a speeding ticket . A speeding ticket I actually deserved , considering I was pushing 175 km / h in a 90 zone just outside of golden , however , I am distracting myself .
What is the reason a nasty dirty joke could get you out of a speeding ticket ?

OUT: Telling a joke might distract the officer enough that they would like you and feel bad about ticketing you .

IN: So they were out all day , and when mom and Hagen got home around 3:30 , we discovered Cricket was gone . Needless to say , I FREAKED OUT . I thought he 'd gotten attacked by a nest of yellow jackets and had crawled up under the porch and was hurt , but I had to leave at 4:30 to go to work .
What may be the reason for going to work instead of looking for animal ?

OUT: They needed the money .

IN: I do n't want to move out until I have at least 2,000 $ saved up in my account . and I owe my dad 150.00 $ from the car accident I got in a couple months ago , so I ' m going to try and pay him back . I want to get my new tattoo ! ! ! And I do n't want to get it until I pay him back the money I owe him .
What may have been the cause to borrow money from their dad ?

OUT:
I was short on money when I had my car accident .