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Output: I'm not a big fan of this particular location. Just as a background, I've been a Chase customer and have 2 active accounts with them. I went in trying to cash a larger check and the new accounts specialist was just down my back trying to convince me to open another account. I nearly felt forced to give my number, so I gave it to him quickly in hopes he wouldn't hear one of the numbers. Apparently, it wasn't quick enough because he literally called me for 2 weeks straight and left me a voice mail to come back in and open that new account. Also, while at the teller... I asked about a sign I saw on the window at the front. It was some feature where you can scan your check and deposit it via phone. I asked the teller if this was something that was available for the Blackberry. Instead of knowing the answer, the teller had to search for the answer. I guess that's good that she didn't just BS me with an answer, but at the same time; I feel as if that is something that she should have known. My last complaint: After the first set of doors is a room where there is 1 atm. Under the atm... an overflowing plastic trash can that looks as if it has been neglected to days. Not a good first impression, especially to those who are non Chase customers that are considering opening a new account.

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Output: I've been to la tienda y la taqueria a few times now. The tacos are a must, along with the Mexican cokes and futbol jerseys. On my most recent visit, I was surprised to see they've expanded the dining room and added a bar. Unfortunately it was a work lunch, my name isn't Corey and I don't work for Yelp, so trying the micheladas isn't part of my job. Bummer. However, the torta milanesa was nonetheless intoxicating, beyond its bigger-than-my-face size and onto its tender, breaded and seasoned chicken, fresh avocados and tomatoes and lightly toasted roll. Perfect food-coma lunch. Probably a good thing I couldn't have that michelada after all. Go at a time you can get both.

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Output: This is my local joint good food, good prices, ok service. But very consistent. Pancake special 2 eggs 2 bacon 3 pancakes $4.99. Freakin awesome pancakes! They should invest in better coffee.

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Great time for a girls night out. I bought tickets the day of the show so I was in the back instead of the floor seats. If I remember correctly you pay more for closer seats. It is a small theater so any seats you're in you have a good view. The floor seats see more up close and personal action and fan participation. If you've ever seen magic mike it is exactly like that in the best way possible. At first I thought it was a little ridiculous but by the end of the show I was "woo-ing" with the best of them. The guys are HOT to say the least haha! I don't think I'd do it again unless dragged by someone who'd never gone before but I did enjoy the show. They charge at the end of the show if you want pictures with them, not worth it in my opinion but maybe if I was the bachlorette or something. Show is around an hour and fifteen minutes total so plan accordingly, because it is not an all night event.