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Output: After writing this post, I was contacted by the owner and reimbursed for their error in charging me twice. It was handled professionally and I'm excited to use the money I was given back for more tattoos!

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Output: Frite Alors appears to be a Montreal staple, and is one of many spots you can find their famous poutine in all shapes and sizes. I'd be lying if I said this review didn't encompass multiple late night stops to the various locations they have around town, because when you're experiencing Montreal nightlife for the first time and you're ready to turn it in, you have to get your poutine fix first! My original and most "rememberable" visit (for multiple reasons...) to this particular location was good, but not great. The service gets the job done, but was somewhat inattentive...waters left unfilled, extended time between ordering drinks and ordering the food, the usual suspects. I had a lamb burger while I was there, which tasted like a gyros inside of a bun with a different consistency. The fries, the poutine, and their variety of dipping sauces are definitely the biggest reason to come. Reserve Frite Alors as your post-club, not your dinner, destination the next time you are in Montreal.

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Output: Bad neighborhood. Crime. Difficult to park. No fire exit!!!!!!!

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I would really, really, really like to give this place a glowing review HOWEVER I have never in my life, in all the cities I've been to, eaten at a domestic restaurant that did not have a restroom for customers. WTF!!!??!!! Even in third world countries, you can slip someone $5 to use the restroom! They'll even throw in some sheets of toilet paper... I wish I had some of the juvenile attributes, I despise, in some of my more interesting friends. I'd love to pull my pants down and pee on their patio.