IN: Italian today seriously made me want to die . It 's so out of control . I keep getting everything confused with the Spanish the cooks at Famous Dave 's taught me , first of all . Second of all , we had to learn some crazy song about trees and the little kids on the CD singing it made me want to cut off my ears .
What may be a fact about this person ?

OUT: They are taking a class on the Italian language .

IN: But the pattern on this one ai n't half bad , I like that it 's colourful and neon!Got Steve to sign on some shirt I bought for 12 bucks , because he could n't sign with a red marker on my Dim Mak shirt . Now I ' m afraid to wear it because I do n't want the marker ink to wash off and I do n't know if it 's permanent or not . And a video I took of course .
Why does it matter if the marker washes off ?

OUT: The writer places value in Steve 's signature .

IN: Teach your child how to avoid dog bites . Teach your child to stand still if he is approached or chased by a strange dog . Make sure that he understands the importance of not running , kicking , or making threatening gestures toward the dog , no matter how frightened he may feel . Instead , he should face the dog and back away slowly until he 's out of the dog 's reach .
Why is the narrator offering advice to others ?

OUT:
To avoid animal threats .