I ' m 34 , and I ' ve had exactly 4 girlfriends . Two in college and two since . Leslie , my first , never really liked me much and we really never got to know each other as well as we should have in 9 months . I was only 22 years old at the time . OPTIONS:
- I will leave college and try to find someone outside of the academic social scene .
- We will break up , I will be free and find another girlfriend eventually .
- None of the above choices .
- I will decide to wait until I 'm 34 years old and try to find an adult relationship .

A: What may happen to me after my nine months with Leslie ?

But then he hit back , and that was n't no awesome , haha . While I was there , I also found a bag of kitchen utensils which I had forgotten that someone had given me some time ago . One of those cool silicone baking trays , some nice spatulas ( one of which is pink ! ) , a nice knife , an egg slicer , a handheld electric can opener , a pastry knife , and a chop - and - slide thing , if you know what I mean . OPTIONS:
- In a garage .
- At the thrift store .
- None of the above choices .
- At their parent 's place .

A: Where were they when they found all this stuff ?

I went to bed at midnight only to wake up 3 and a half hours later . And I do n't mean a little awake . I mean the brain hyperactively solving all issues plaguing mankind ( and me ) , wide awake . So I did the most logical thing I could think of . OPTIONS:
- They tell us how they stayed in bed for hours to go back to sleep .
- They tell us how this happens to her almost nightly .
- They tell us how they got up for the day .
- None of the above choices .

A: What may happen next in speaker 's story ?

Completely easy , no Spanish inquisition , " handling " or restocking fees or any other nonsense - which is all exactly as it should be , but was refreshing nonetheless . And a special shout out to groovy design lady at Crate & Barrel . We had a our new pillows all picked out - but she could tell that I was n't loving one of them in particular ( the golden baby - poo colored one ... ) . OPTIONS:
- They are going to watch a documentary on the Spanish Inquisition .
- They are going to have Spanish food .
- They are designing their house .
- They are going to have their Spanish exchange student over for dinner .

A:
Why is the narrator excited to get home ?