Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: Madison isn't exactly lacking for sub shops, so if you're going to open one, it's best to be on top of your game. I appreciate that this was started by firefighters, and they sell large empty pickle buckets for $2 a pop, the proceeds of which go to a firefighters' relief fund. The buckets are great for storing toys, foods, etc. The store is clean and hygienic, and the employees are friendly and quick. This, however, is where my accolades for the place end. I ordered a Firehouse Hero, which has "Premium roast beef, smoked turkey breast, Virginia honey ham, and melted provolone." It is served "fully-loaded" by default, which includes mayo, deli mustard, lettuce, tomato, onion, and a kosher dill pickle on the side. I opted for their wheat bread, and told them to hold the onion (raw onions are too strong for me) and the mayo (I find the extra calorie/fat wallop unnecessary). It took longer than it does at my usual place (Milio's), but that is probably because they do toast the contents so that the cheese will melt. They didn't seem to have any other toppings available, so (unlike even a Subway franchise) loading up a sub with filling veggies isn't possible. I ordered the sandwich to go, as I had one brief errand to run before heading home. The time between being handed the sandwich and getting home was less than 20 minutes, and I was starving (first meal of the day at 2 p.m.), so I expected it to taste great. What I got was definitely underwhelming. The pickle, which they rolled into a piece of paper and then rolled into the entire sub, had leaked pickle juice all over the sandwich. I love the flavor of pickles, but it had drenched the bread, which was now soggy and falling apart. The meats and toppings were all there, but the entire experience was underwhelming. Good bread is the key to a great sub, and this was bland and mushy. I don't see myself returning, despite its close proximity to my apartment.
Q: positive

A: This shop has been a life saver for me. I regularly purchase certain items there and the prices are excellent, often lower than the best prices I've found on the Internet, including Amazon.com. The owner is very knowledgeable and, as in the other comments, if he doesn't have a product, he will certainly get it for you. The store is clean and well organized. I enjoy shopping there. I have recommended this store to several friends. I will continue to shop there and I'm sure that his business will increase.
Problem: What would be an example of an positive (OPTIONS:
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- positive) review?

Answer: This place is great. Its not on my way at all and I still make it in here quite often. Of course with friends close by, it happens more often than not and I love it. The atmosphere is very cozy and friendly - definitely a neighborhood feeling type of place. Their food options are great, I am a huge muffin fan (and I hear their zuchinni bread is to die for), and I am always satisfied with my beverage. Even better they have Latte Art Throwdowns every so often. Its really cool to go and watch and it just shows that its a very casual and comfortable coffee shop. Definitely somewhere I will continue to frequent.
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Output: We took a cab to Aria to see Zarkana, a Cirque Du Soleil show. I've already see Ka, Zumanity, and Love, and Mr. V didn't want to see water ones, so I selected Zarkana for the colors and the stage acrobatics. I don't really pay attention to the descriptions so much because they can get lost in adjectives, but maybe I should have? We had excellent seats, though - center stage on the comfy couches. They started on time, which was nice, letting us in about 30 minutes prior to the performance's start. One thing that kind of bugs me are the show pictures that are taken prior to the show beginning. I don't mind if we're taking normal pictures, but they wanted to pose us like prom, and twice I had to say no. I do not want to look like I'm 15. My skin? Yes. My pose? No. I will say this - I don't love this show. Some of the things that stand out are the performers missing their tricks and falling. Literally, one of the trapeze artists missed and fell into the net. He didn't do another flip for the remainder of the show. The ladder tricks were scarily unsteady, and the woman missed her finale. The clowns were a little strange, which is fine because I don't like clowns and think they're all strange, but the acts when the curtains were falling...just meh. Mr. V was very unhappy, compounded because of the poor meal prior, so that didn't help. The story line was lost on me - I was thinking that it was a crazy mad scientist's dream or trying to revitalize an old circus (which is what I think it was supposed to be), but I never really knew from the story. They had one performer who made scenes from sand - SAND. I recognize the talent that is involved, or maybe it's a skill, but it doesn't belong in a Cirque show. EVER. However, I loved the singing and the music - especially the snake scene. That particular performer was wonderful and I was excited everything she came out on stage. The music on the sides of the stage were good, though I wish more drums or bass existed. But my love for drums can be fulfilled by Ka, so maybe I was asking too much of this Cirque show. It felt a little blander and a lot less exciting than the other shows, which was an overall disappointment.
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output: I'm not really one to write many reviews but having been so maltreated by this store and given my ire is still so up,i feel compelled to do so and hopefully warn others who are thinking of purchasing from this store. I should have trusted my instincts that a store that hardly labels their merchandise with price tags and continually has signs for discounts on certain items but leaving it vague and murky as to what items might be discounted and having prior history with them knowing you can haggle-i find that super sketchy. Still I purchased a dining room table and chairs&bench and spent over 2000 in their store in the fall because i fell in love with their tsunami table. Over the week-end I picked up two footstools and discovered one was cracked at the leg.The very next day I went back to the store with my receipt and explained that one stool was damaged and I wanted a refund..I met with an incredibly rude and hostile employee who basically drilled me about why I would not want a replacement stool from another store and threw my receipt at me!she told me I could not have a refund and told me that I would only be refunded on Monday.Wow. I guess i'll find out if she is truly the manager of the store as she said she was and i'm still unsure if I will be reimbursed and they kept the merchandise-crazy thing too is that my saleslady from the night before was there when I returend the next day and didn't say one word. Really really bad customer service-the worst.
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I generally don't write reviews, so this should add extra emphasis to my disgust to the man 'Jeff' who works here. Jeff possesses the same attitude as many gun store employees, you know, the ones who could never make it into the military or the police force. So they get off on treating people like garbage at a gun store for some reason. Jeff's service was incredibly rude and half way through talking with him he simply walked into the back room and never returned. During my wait to see if Jeff was going to have the gun I was looking to buy, two other employees were ridiculing and holding the middle finger behind another customers back, who was clearly a novice, and asking "too many questions." Keep in mind, this customer that was "so annoying" had just purchased a rare firearm for $1,800....clearly this is not the type of customer this business wants. After some time Jeff returned with more insulting and demeaning looks. I would urge my brothers in the law enforcement and military community to avoid this back alley wanna-be gun store like the plaigue. As they only sell used guns, and offer no law enforcement deals. As it has been mentioned. Tourists only, locals go somewhere who actually wants your business,