There was a can of creamed corn with a huge dent in the side and a box of saltines that contained three crackers . Sighing , muttering under his breath , he stuffed two of the crackers into his mouth , then stuck his head under the faucet to drink . So . No fucking breakfast .

A: Why is the narrator so mad at the men ?

He said , " What ! ? Is this some sort of euphemism for something ? " I assured him that , no , I did indeed have a crow ... of indeterminate age ... in my car . He said to bring it home , and we could see what its condition was . We brought it into the bathroom at Tortuga - on - Venice , safe from the cats , and inspected it .

A: What may happen after this situation ?

I had a very enjoyable Saturday last week and it was n't because of a scrumptious meal at a promising new restaurant or a cool shopping find . It was a simple but memorable four hours in a kitchen with an extraordinary lady and no , I did n't do the cooking . That short amount of time was spent listening to the lady as she told us her about her culinary escapades . We could see how passionate she was about cooking and how she takes pride in involving her whole family in the kitchen .

A: Why was Saturday enjoyable to him ?

Thursday was play day / Anatomy and Physiology . Morning class was a discussion of what tools to bring to in - home massages , how to deal with tracking finances , building a client base , common problems ( ask me about the flannel blanket , I dare you ) and basic advice about in - home massages . ( A lot of it was the instructor joking about mistakes she 's made or ways she could improve . )

A:
What is the narrator describing ?