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Output: Above the door when you enter it says "you will find truth inside" and the truth is..... Its awful at kazimierz. Made reservations for 8 at Peters food spot Cowboy Ciao. Also put down my creditcard to hold a spot for 8 at kazimierz for nye. Dinner was great, I dropped a grand on it (overpriced for atmosphere) walked into kazimierz where the owner Peter and the bouncer treated us like we were here to wash the windows. Very very rude owner and bouncer. they lost our name off the list then stuck us in a waiting area by the front and tried to pawn it off as our intended reserved private table. No dice Kaz, we are off to another bar... Ps the comped champaign was flat. Big let down. Big attitude.

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Output: Stopped by around 1am for some Carne Asada Nachos. It was $6.50 and enough for 2 people. We killed it!!

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Output: I must say that I would give this place 0 stars if I could due to their Terrible Customer Service. The food is Good, Great Actually- and it makes me sad to give them this rating. Yet it is NOT OK to treat your BEST Customers BADLY. My family & I where some of the very first customers at their new location on Norman Rockwell, We Loved the food and became very loyal customers, referring Friends, Neighbors and Family to the resturaunt. Personally, we where eating at the resturaunt several times a month AND ordering delivery up to 2X a week! I dont cook and we kept craving certain menu items! Long Story Short, On almost EVERY Delivery Order, The would mess SOMETHING up on our Orders.In Stores it happened too, yet I rarely had the heart to say something. I even had a waitress accidently pour a beer down my back & I felt bad for her, not mad. So Basically we would call, place an order, and then even have the order repeated back to us, YET when the order would arrive, their was ALWAYS Something either MISSING, Or something totally WRONG, like a wrong pizza (ie reg crust, not thin, or a wrong size small not Large) tons of orders with wrong/missing toppings. If it was minor- we would just deal, If it was bad enough, we would call to give them a chance to rectify the situation, and in most cases they did by offering to replace the menu item on a future order. Eventually we felt like they had messed up one too many times, so we called to speak with a manager, we wanted her to realize that HER STAFF was probably loosing her money by having to comp items due to so many mess-ups. The Order was ALWAYS Correct on the receipt- So It was Obviously SOMEONE was not PAYING ATTENTION. Yet to our Dismay, The Manager began Yelling at US- That the problems where somehow caused by US- The Customers??? I could not beleive it, She even went SO FAR as to say, she would NO LONGER SERVE US-SHE REFUSED US AS A CUSTOMER. Our Family with our Minimum 2X a week $60 Orders-and excellent patronage- IT WAS INSANE. I dont know about "The Customer is Always Right" Yet when we had been loyal, friendly, and very forgiving Patrons (to say the very least) This was absolutely UNACCEPTABLE BEHAVIOR. I Have Never encountered something like this in MY LIFE! yet after reading many of the reviews- I realize that its not just US! They are rude to tons of patrons! OUCH!

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This place is a mess. The past 6 times I've been here over the past 3 months there has been an incredible delay in the drive thru, orders messed up and overall just disaster. Food came out cold one time, which is surprising consider I waited 20 minutes in the drive thru for it. Another time 3 out of the 4 crunchy tacos were crushed when we got them. The employees look like they have no idea what to do. Overall, this taco ball falls short in capable management.