input: Write a positive yelp review.
output: Famished & frustrated beyond belief thanks to Charter Communications and their complete incompetence, I raced over to Stalzy's for a quick bite to eat before heading off on more errands. But not before peeling off a lovely "welcome to the neighborhood" parking ticket from my car... I should've stayed in bed today... Anyway, about Stalzy's... What a great place. The staff was superb; oh so friendly, expedient, and fun. I ordered the turkey and cheese sandwich, and chose rye for my bread, based on a recommendation from the staff. The bread may just be the hidden star here. Yes, the turkey was "real," flavorful, moist, and piled plenty high. Yes, the veggies were crisp and fresh. Yes, the cheddar was thick, fragrant, and ever so slightly crumbly (a good sign). But the rye bread... wow. Soft, flavorful, perfect crust - mmm, so good. The kosher pickle wedge sealed the deal. I'm definitely a fan. I can't wait to go back, try the fish fry, and enjoy an ice cold tap of Hamms or Lake Louie (or one of the many bottles of microbrew available here).
input: Write a negative yelp review.
output: This place does not meet my standards for a Montreal brunch. I thought the food was only so-so. There are so many other great brunch places in Montreal and this one just didn't do it for me. The menu is not that special. Dishes are mostly potatoes, eggs, and cheese based.
input: Write a positive yelp review.
output:
Had the Chicken fried steak after seeing so many reviews. It was very good. Next time I will have the biscuits and gravy. The same gravy comes on both and boy IS IT GOOOOOD! The service staff is friendly and the it did not take long to get our meals. Good food at a good value. Not much more you could as for.