Sentiment analysis: Dealing with the Service Advisor at this dealership is useless. They make promises and don't keep them! Volvo want to be a luxury car, but they have a lot to learn on how to be a luxury car dealership. Good luck on getting warranty work done at this place, or as far as that matters, any good quality work, with good customer service! Evidently, tolerance level is very high, from Volvo of North America Corporate office, for low achiever dealers. I think they can take a lesson or two from any local luxury car dealerships. It's ashame I can't score University Volvo a "0", instead of one star!!
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negative

Sentiment analysis: How the hell have I survived this long without knowing the god-like sandwiches that are made here? I don't like "sub sandwiches". I hardly like regular sandwiches. When my boyfriend says "Hey, you want to get a sub?", I'm like "FUCK NO, don't you know that I hate them?!" But then one day he took me here and OMG.. my life has been forever changed. I ordered the "white widow" which was a delicious combination of chicken, cheese and I think ranch dressing. OMG. It was like an orgasm in my mouth. I happily ate my awesome sandwich and giggled when I looked over on the wall painting and there was a little stoned crab smiling up at me. He totally knew how GLORIOUS this sandwich was. The staff is very nice, the food was delicious, and it was quite possible that at least half of the customers were stoned. But that's ok. Stoner food is mouth watering. I'm longing for my next toasted sub adventure. Mmmmm.
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positive

Sentiment analysis: Good steakhouse. I've been here about half a dozen times. I've never had a bad experience with the food here, or the service. I prefer this over Morton's and Ruth's Cris, but not over City Hall or Mastro's other steakhouse up in North Scottsdale. Standard menu. Everything is a la carte, like other fine steak houses. If you go here, you will not be disappointed...but be sure to make reservations.
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positive