Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A: Only gave these guys one star cause I had to choose something. That one star is me being very generous. Some jerk answered the phone and I explained I was looking for parts. Fuel filter to be exact on a seadoo older 93 model, jack ass replied " call ride on" and hung up on me. Called back four times then someone else answers and says oh yea we have those parts, but what's the engine? (Which this shouldn't matter because they only use one on the older models) I just hung up at that point because these people obviously have no brains. I called AZ JET SKI in Cave Creek and spoke with Jim- super helpful and knew EXACTLY WHAT HE WAS TALKING ABOUT. He definitely won my business. Now I have a new filter and get to enjoy the water not thanks to Valley Marine!

Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A: Tao just wasn't as big of a deal as everyone makes it out to be. Granted, the decor inside is beautiful, they have performers all over the place, and there are multiple floors which give you room to move if you want something a little different but.. and there are a lot of buts.. It gets crowded, super crowded. The only way you can sit somewhere is to buy a bottle to give you and your friends a sectioned off area in the bar. Therefore, if you are the average person who can't afford a $500+ bottle of liquor, you stand the whole time. The lines to get in are ridiculous. We were recommended to a promoter who got us on the "guest list" and were told we would get a bracelet for free drinks. We were excited at all of this until reality hit. There were 10 lines outside of the club and no one seemed to be able to tell us where to go. After walking in circles for 20 minutes, we finally found the right place. The air and attitude of the bouncers was "you should feel privileged to be getting into this bar." The so-called open bar was an hour of well drinks only. Good deal if you are a well drinker.. however I like beer, so it was useless for me. I had a good time dancing, but I'd never go back.

Problem: Write a positive yelp review.
A:
Hands down the best Chinese restaurant in town! 5 stars ranking it amongst Chinese Restaurants here in town. 4 stars just comparing it to all other restaurants in town. There are actually two menus at China Mama. One of them has more traditional and authentic foods, the other has more commercialized and Americanized foods. Both are great. For those used to solely Americanized Chinese food, it's a great way to branch out and order one or two more authentic dishes. Everything is well seasoned and all the meat is well prepared. Pretty good customer service and they don't do any of the nonsensical "we charge per soda can" on drinks. Food also comes pretty quickly. Definitely the place to go if you're looking for Chinese food in town.