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Output: Never Returning First off the parking lot is atrocious the valet guys were probably the only positive about the whole experience. My girlfriend and I walked in and was told to have about a 20min wait, no problem that's standard. Our table was ready in about 10 which was great. We get seated look over the menu 5...10...15 mins pass by and we were not even greeted by a server. 2 other couples seated after us had drinks before we even met a waitress. My girlfriend asked one of the bus boys if we can see a server he replies with a very rude and monotone voice "Working on it". Another 10 mins pass by still no server. We promptly get up and leave. As we were leaving we pass by the same hostess that seated us and she says "oh I guess they are leaving you can have that table" to another couple just walking in. I promptly told the couple don't waste your time we never saw our waitress for 30 mins. I'm glad to see that I'm not the only yelper that thinks their "wait" staff is terrible. Wait being the key term in that phrase. This place would get zero stars if allowed

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Output: Not a bad dive bar. Nothing to write home about. Been there a few times good prices and friendly staff!

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Output: so we read in the paper about their labor day "buy one entree, get the second one free" and i guess so did several hundred other diners. we arrived, sans reservation and were told we wouldn't be seated until 9:30pm (it was 5:30 at the time). luckily, they offered the little sofa's out front and we were happy! very good food. actually, mine was very good. i chose the ahi tuna dish with wasabi mashed potatoes. the tuna could have been a bit more rare, but i thought it was delicious. my gal got the snapper and i tried it. not impressed...it was a tad dry. but this is my review, not hers! our appetizer of tuna "tartar" was tasty, but i wasn't used to the chopped up version. we tried our darndest to save room for dessert but it wasn't happening tonight. the margarita and mojito were very well mixed for us. all in all, a great experience and even better value. i'm surprised we don't go here more often....

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This is by far one of our favorite resorts! What a great property and the pools are top notch! Be sure to listen to the bagpiper at dusk! That was an awesome touch!