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Output: Nice facility but massage therapist tend to be below excellent at Massage Envys, for every good massage I must endure 4 - 5 well below excellent massages.

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Output: Took a 3-year-old Seiko Perpetual Calendar watch in for battery replacement. When I dropped it off the employee/owner? told me he could replace the battery, but wouldn't set the calendar. I told him no problem, as I'd done it before and had the instructions. I was frankly surprised at his comment. It's not that tough. Got the watch back, paid my $17, and left. When I got home, I noticed the date was stuck between 11 and 12. No problem, I thought.. I'll do a full reset and just start from scratch. The first simple step is to pull the crown out one click, hold the button for two seconds, and wait for the watch to drive the second hand to zero, and the date to 1. The second hand drove to 10, and the date never budged. The watch worked perfectly until the battery began running low a few weeks ago. In 30 minutes he managed to mess up the internal workings of my watch. Guess that's why he was reluctant to agree to actually set it when he finished. I'll go to a certified Seiko repair facility from now on.

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Output: It has been over a year and the joint is even worse a year later. Call me an optimist, I tried it again a few weeks ago, but when the bottom of a dish is served smeared with mustard it means they didn't bother to wash the plate, just wiped it off. Wow, I am seriously disgusted now and won't go back. I want to do something, call some agency, but not sure who. Please read my first review for details. Also, and I have never said this, click on the "Filtered" reviews, put in the code word, and read all of it. There are reviews there that absolutely do not deserve to be filtered.

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I really loved the food. The salads were very fresh and the options are incredible. You can basically do anything you want! I have not tried the other items yet but I really thought the salad I had was very good. The staff was extremely friendly and helpful when we were trying to figure out what we wanted. One of the managers Emily came to our table after about 10 minutes and made sure our food was good. You don't expect that in a "fast food" environment. The store is a little off the main road but super easy to find! We will definitely be going back soon!