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Don't get me wrong, I love Urban Outfitters, but let's get this out of the way right away: the sales staff doesn't realize how ridiculous they look. There, I said. it. Rake me over the coals if you must.

Anyhow, I find it pretty strange that the only two Urbans in the city are at this not-really-mall and the mall-to-make-me-hate-all-malls, Miracle Mile. And this particular one isn't that great on selection. I felt like more floorspace was dedicated to their ironic housewares and gifts collection than that of women's clothing. Considering that most things for women in this store range from $30-60 for a single item, I would think they would want more of that than of mustache iPhone covers and homegrown marijuana cookbooks and instructional manuals.

Maybe I'm just growing up and don't find the appeal of Urban Outfitters all that appealing anymore. I guess I'll celebrate my graduation from this phase by going to UO's big sister, Anthropologie, in the District.
3 stars