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Visited Babycakes after purchasing their groupon offer. My favorite breakfast place is Egg Works so they had a lot to live up to. The verdict? Thumbs down.

The eggs benedict was terrible. It was overcooked and hollandaise sauce was bleh. Seemed like maybe it was made from a powder mix? It was definitely missing something. The seasoned potatoes were okay but salty for my taste.

Also ordered an omelet that had veggies and a variety of meats. Once again, lack luster. I felt I could have made it at home and for the price, it was smaller in proportion to what Egg Works serves. The hash browns that were on my plate were probably the best thing but once again, small in portion.

We also ordered a small stack of plain buttermilk pancakes. This was probably the best thing we ate at our table.

Although I wanted to like Babycakes because of their cute logo and reviews, I must sadly say that I will probably never be eating breakfast here again.
2 stars

Nouveau hot spot dans Homa! Parfait pour les 5@7. DJ la fois que j'y etais, une belle ambiance! Bonne bouffe sans pretention a un prix bien raisonnable. Les magrets etaient excellents.
5 stars

This place confuses my sense of what is right and wrong. The food is gross, the beer is gross...and yet the beer is so cheap, and there's soooo much of it.

This place has become notorious for getting people drunk enough that they end up murdering somebody with their car. But I'm not really sure who is really to blame. Any other bar if you say, "I'm going to stop by for a couple beers," you'll have a wonderful time. Here, you will be totally fucked. Because for real, a whole liter of beer for 9 dollars is a God Damn good value, but nobody should consume anything based on liter amounts.

The crowd varies from massive douchebags from the local colleges or new grads just getting blathered at the bar, to sweet old couples and families who actually love polka music, but everybody seems to be having a good time. The music is fun. The service is pretty great, and to be honest, the few times I've been here when it's really crowded, there hasn't been any overly rowdy behavior, so the security presence was probably a good idea.

The food, as I said is really very gross. And there is a thing called the Hot Brown, which makes me immediately think about what's going to be happening to my body at some point in the future. Don't call something the 'Hot Brown' unless you're a Doctor trying to explain diarrhea to a child as gently as possible. Other things are not so bad, and I'll admit that at a certain level of intoxication, I will shamelessly eat a plate of sausages like I'm in an eating contest with the devil.

Points as well for the beer garden in the back.

Go here to get drunk, eat gross things, and listen to an old sweetie play polka cover and traditional songs. But get a fucking designated driver if you're a Dbag that's just going to end up murdering somebody with your car.
3 stars