Q: Write a negative movie review.

A: the abiding impression , despite the mild hallucinogenic buzz , is of overwhelming waste -- the acres of haute couture ca n't quite conceal that there 's nothing resembling a spine here .

Q: Write a positive movie review.

A: the stars may be college kids , but the subject matter is as adult as you can get

Q: Write a negative movie review.

A:
are presented in such a lousy way , complete with some of the year 's ( unintentionally ) funniest moments , that it 's impossible to care .