IN: As I was weed eating she woke up so my neighbor Julie asked if I wanted her to take Sarah on a walk so I could finish . She is such a great person and so very kind . So I got the bear ready and she was off .
What 's a possible reason the writer was weed eating ?

OUT: Because they enjoy eating weed .

IN: i did diaper laundry last night , and i dropped the basket downstairs . apparently when i dropped it the spongebob diaper fell out and did not make it into the wash . so i brought the diapers up to put on the drying rack and jaxen looked through the basket and asked " spongebob ? " with his arms upthen he went and looked at the rack " spongebob ? " then he spun around " spongeboooooooob ?
Why might jaxen be looking for spongebob ?

OUT: The spongebob diaper is his favorite one

IN: We have a water dispenser for our dog that look like an office water jug on top of a little dish . We also have stairs for our dog so she can actually go through the dog door , which is a bit off the ground . Now these were recently sitting near each other on the back porch ( * cough cement slab cough * ) .
Why would the water jug be installed there ?

OUT:
It 's for puppies .