input: Write a negative yelp review.
output: Everything about this place seemed a little shady. Advertised 24 hrs but not. Advertisement and pizza box specifically says 24hrs. Cook says those are old. Ad came out last week though. Order goes to call center apparently. Ordered 2 xl pizzas, came to pickup, and they were not even started yet. Cook says my number was invalid from his records based on another customer name Adam (really uncommon name I guess)'so he decided he wasn't going to fulfill the order. They didnt even ask for a number when ordering so How incredibly dumb and lazy can he be? So had to wait while 6 hungry kids await at home (not all my kids) Pizza was average, a little dough-y and salty. Cheap yes, but Plenty of other great pizza options. Avoid.
input: Write a negative yelp review.
output: If I could give this place zero stars, I would not hesitate. Everyone has an off day. Being from the service industry for years, we understand. There were three of us total, one a child. We went last weekend for breakfast after reading a review for the other location. Walking in was like going to a morgue. At the time there were two other tables who did not have any food and appeared to have been waiting a while. We ordered and got our drinks. 45 minutes passed. The waitress apologised that the cook was new and said she didn't know what was going on in the kitchen. We waited over an hour and nothing came out for us, even the side of toast we ordered for our child. Unfortunately we had to be somewhere and after waiting as long as possible, had to leave. It was a nightmare. The manager paced back and forth between the bar and kitchen without so much as eye contact or a swing by the tables to let us know when the food possibly may be ready. It was a strange experience. We were disappointed and annoyed to have lost that time waiting for.... nothing. The magazine reviewer clearly had not been to this branch. And how a new cook would be left on their own on a Sunday morning at a breakfast place that had recently opened is simply baffling. Unsure how they can claim to do catering and corporate functions if they are unable to bring out a breakfast for three people, or at the very least, an order of toast or something that may be available to pass the time. The table next to us was frustrated as well. They received their food in takeaway boxes which were delivered at different times. It may have been faster if someone had peeled over to the other branch and brought back the food. There is no way we would go back as aside from the wait, it is apparent they are incapable of cooking. It was almost like this place was a front for something else. What a shame as we had high hopes and have not been to many breakfast places since moving here. Give this place a miss. Something tells me some of the rave reviews for this particular branch are not valid.
input: Write a negative yelp review.
output:
I've never left a bad review before but I was extremely disappointed in my experience in the bar of The Keg in Tempe Wednesday night. While I must say our server was fantastic, everything else was blah. I met some friends for drinks and appetizers. The first drink I had was the Orange Slice. I've had this in the past at a different Keg location and enjoyed it. But this time, I thought I could taste the chlorinated Phoenix water in the drink. I didn't say anything to our server but I decided to order a different drink the next round. My second drink was an Old Fashioned. This drink is made with bourbon, bitters, lemon, orange, sugar and soda. So I couldn't understand why it tasted extremely watered down. This time I said something to the server. I thought it might be the soda water that had ruined these drinks. She checked with the manager and then returned recommending I avoid a drink made with soda. The manager did not stop by. I sent the drink back and ordered a Manhattan. The Manhattan is described on the menu as being made with bourbon, vermouth, and "house-made drunken Bing cherries". Cherries. Plural. The drink arrived with a single MARASCHINO cherry. Not the house-made cherries I was expecting and looking forward to. This drink also tasted watered down, as if it sat in the mixer cup over ice much too long. My friend ordered a spiked tea. It, too, was extremely watered down! I blame the bartender for our disappointing experience. One of my friends had a steak and was quite pleased with her meal. In the future, IF I ever do return to this restaurant, I will only choose wine or beer because the bartender either does not know how to make cocktails, or she was skimping on listed ingredients to save the restaurant money.