You are given a review of Amazon's food products. Your task is to divide them into two classes: negative or positive, depending on the content of the review.

[Q]: ...or the good reviewers' taste buds are weak. This is some disappointingly weak coffee. I'm not some crazy "gotta have my jet black sludge to get through the day" coffee drinker - I'd say my favorite (and my wife's) is Caribou Blend. This blend is WEAK, it can't hold half-and-half or even just whole milk without being wiped out. Now, I will say I brew it on the "large cup" (9.25 oz, I believe) setting on our Keurig, so maybe it's a bit better on the 8oz setting, or even the small setting. But Caribou (we also like Donut Shop, Green Mountain Kona Blend 10%, etc.) can be easily brewed on 9.25 and hold a good bold taste. This coffee doesn't hold a CANDLE to any of those. Now I'm stuck with 40+ of these. Blech...maybe the guests won't mind it! :)
[A]: Negative

[Q]: I have a 15-lb. schnauzer-mix puppy. She's easily bored, extremely destructive & likes puzzles. This looked perfect. It takes a bit of work to get food out so I knew this would occupy her for a while. The screw-on lid at the bottom of the jug was virtually seamless and very tight. When I ran my fingers over the seam before giving it to her I could barely feel it. I gave it to her at 8am before I went to work. I came home for lunch at 11:30 and she had COMPLETELY destroyed it! She located the seam and, somehow, wedged her teeth into it, worked her way around the circumference and pried the lid loose. She then chewed the lip off of the jug all the way around so the lid cannot be put back on it. She was lying there calmly and the food was all gone, so she had clearly long since finished all this in the 3.5 hours since I had given it to her.
[A]: Negative

[Q]: This is a good decaf coffee, but I've never before had a k cup dump the contents into my cup. It's extremely irritating to deal with grounds in the cup and machine when deliberately choosing a system that avoids the mess.
[A]:
Negative