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An example of an positive review: * COFFEE AND ALCOHOL * i wonder if the coffee and alcohol trend started in phoenix. saw several impressively spacious coffee cafes with coffee on one side and alcohol on the other. starbucks must be copying them since they are going to sell alcohol. plenty of seating. this is a wonderful place to grab drinks to catch up with friends. we tried the cold brew since it was HOT out (and only march!!). it had good flavor but was slightly watered down. they roast and sell their own beans. the roaster is onsite. there is a sign that says no smoking within 25 feet on the front door. but of course people were hanging out in front within 10 ft. i'd love for cops to be able to give tickets for that!! there is a parking lot and street parking available.

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An example of an positive review: This place is a drunk lesbian's dream bar. It is the most ghetto lesbian bar I HAVE EVER BEEN TO other than one in Louisville which I didn't actually get to go into. It is dark, musty, dirty and off a scary ass bridge in Polish Hill. If you are ever in Pittsburgh you must go here because it will fulfill your true yinzer postal working lesbian dreams. Downstairs is the leather bar, which I think I ventured to once, middle floor has pool tables and yet another upstairs with a re-finished dance floor and second bar to get down and dance. GO!

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An example of an negative review: Unimpressed. My husband actually thought the lasagna bland. the risotto and chicken dish I ordered had too much salt. Service was decent though we were seated at a booth with an extremely bright light emanating from a lamp we shared with another booth, while lights were dimmer elsewhere. The folks occupying the booth sharing our light expressed annoyance as well. I proceeded to inquire from a waitress if there was anyway to adjust the lighting but she indicated there wasn't anything that could be done other than pushing down on the lampshade to block the brightness which only spotlighted our neighbors. So my husband, noticing my discomfort, took it upon himself to fix the problem, stood up and loosened the bulb turning off the lamp. Whew, what a relief and we were thanked by fellow customers in the neighboring booth yet there was more than sufficient lighting enabling us to read the menu and hopefully enjoy what turned out to be a boring meal. Quite disappointed and we will not be returning anytime soon.

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An example of an positive review: Spinach salad is a must try. Pad thai is good, not as good as Lotus of Siam. Pad see ew tastes similar to Pin Kaow. Really good thai iced tea. Pricier than most thai restaurants. Service is good and fast. Decor is lovely. I will probably go once in a while but since Pin Kaow is nearby, this will not be a regular place for me.