Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer: Breakfast is gross. Like airplane food. I can't believe it!

Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer: The only highlight of this place is the staff. They do their best to make up for the horrible food, obnoxious music, & extremely lousy drinks. Their pricing is ridiculous, especially for the quality of microwavable food they serve. Also, their "Free Appetizer" coupons are a joke. You get 6, yes exactly 6, chips with horrible nacho cheese over the top, that looks like it has been sitting for hours. Like I said, the staff is the only good thing about this place, other than that, stay away. For the same price point, you could easily go to a much nicer establishment that cares about what they serve to customers.

Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer:
Best thing about this place is that it's right next to Capriotti's, forreal. Go get a bobby next door, do yourself the favor.