Problem: We came here after watching Steve Wyrick's Magic Show on the advice of my mother who plays poker here. At 11 pm - the food was mediocre. My turkey club sandwich had processed luncheon meat. Big no-no! I choose from the $9.99 + menu: Caesar's Salad - good Club Sandwich & fries - huge but disappointing Chocolate Cake - my slice was literally gone in 3 slices of my fork The rest of my party had NY steaks which they complained were chewy and rather rare inside. (yet they ate them!) Best thing about this place was the fries and my bubbly waitress. First thing she says is "your water is city water, it's thick and hard... it ain't good!"
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Problem: It's Teavana!! Doesn't get better than this! Huge thank you to Jacob (I think that was his name) for being so wonderful!!! Nothing like great customer service!
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Problem: New to Madison and went to trusty yelp for a great Sunday breakfast spot. I am unsure how this place is so well rated, and hasn't been shut down by a health inspector!! The food was average at best, had an omelette and pancakes and neither were good enough to make up for the horrible environment. Trying to create a shabby-chic and quaint space is fine, but that doesn't mean that you can slack on cleanliness. Everything was sticky, the spoons above where you order are coated in thick dust, and there were gnats swarming everywhere. Overall, it was an experience that I will not be having again!
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A: negative

Problem: I like this guy, he is funny, knows his stuff cares about his patient and has little fingers (he is a urologist, men know what I mean)
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