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Output: I heard about this place for years and finally got chance to try, well, very disappointed. The snow crab legs are over-cooked and tasteless. The lobster tail is the smallest one I ever seen. Shrimp, mussel, sushi and sashimi are just average. No stone crab. Oyster tastes really bad. The desert is boring, fruit is not fresh. Not worth the price, totally overrated! Bacchanal and Wicked Spoon are much better choice. Don't waste your time and money here.

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Output: As a fellow industry bartender I'm familiar with the TAM laws in Nevada with that being said here I go.. I was there last night and was denied drinks they wouldn't tell me why, very rude about it. The girl I was with yes maybe had more drinks then she needed but she wanted water anyway, as for me and I buddy not even close, I just got off work had a few drinks at the bar there then came over to the kilt.. If the girls can't tell the difference between someone who is drunk and someone who is just having a good time they shouldn't be bartenders, I won't ever be back and if anyone ever asks where to go the Tilted Kilt will not come up. Sorry, I would have really enjoyed having a good time at the bar last night ..

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Output: I normally don't write bad reviews on places because I'm in the industry and I usually give the place the benefit of the doubt but this one didn't make the cut. Both of us got the punch which doesn't actually need to be made. At around 25 minutes of waiting, the server came up to our table saying the bartender was going to get a refill on the punch... Yes, 25 minutes later. When the drinks showed up, they were two different ones when we both ordered the same thing. Keep in mind we are approaching about 35 minutes for two punch drinks. We figured we should ask for our tab because it was obviously going to take a while to get it. 20 minutes later our tab comes and without looking, I give him my card because I didn't have the patience any more. The credit card slip came and I was charged $26 for two $9 drinks. As I said my patience were depleted so I didn't bother to dispute the charge. All of this could have been changed if the server would have acknowledged the long wait time but he didn't in any way. I won't be returning to Speakeasy.

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One of my favorite places in Madison. Perfect cappuccino and some of the best, most inventive creeps I've ever had (smoked trout, roasted sungold tomatoes, sheeps milk brebis, local greens with a fried egg on top). They use ingredients from local farms and the people working are always great. Can't say enough about the quality of the food in this little spot.