I just woke up ( a bit ago ) from a really bizarre dream ( which of my dream are not bizarre ? ) Where there was this thousand ( hundred ? I dunno , really long time ) year war going on , between this evil bitch queen and this royal king and queen ( and all of their subjects , obviously ) . The king and queen were noble and honourable , but the queen , oooh that bitch .
Answer the following question: What may be the purpose of the post ?

To describe my dreams

There before us was a telephone pole emblazoned with the yellow triangles of the Mass Midstate Trail . They were pointing left when looked at from the angle that we chose to look at them . Therein lies the problem .
Answer the following question: What can we infer happened after discovering the trail marker ?

The group took a wrong turn .

" It 's the spiders ! " I said . Every year at around this time , fat orange spiders about the size of a quarter make enormous webs , usually across human paths .
Answer the following question: What has spooked the narrator while walking ?

They saw spiders .

Gosh I ' m so nervous right now . Not that it 's been a while since I did a interview , I know I did my shire interview really well and that is why they hired me , but gee this is the big time for me . ( Haha I still think it 's funny , and this as a side story .
Answer the following question: What may be the reason why they are nervous ?
Its a huge job opportunity that they ca nt miss .