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Output: The Loews Montreal is as good as it gets. The service was impeccable, friendly, professional, and prompt. The room was 100% soundproof. It had plenty of open space, with two double beds. The furniture was all beautiful, solid (not the cheesy junk you'd find in a Holiday Inn, for example). The bathroom was a work of art -marble throughout, jetted tub, separate shower, flat-screen TV, and probably 5x the size of a typical Hyatt/Mariott bathroom. It might as well have been an extra bedroom, that bathroom was so big! This hotel was really luxurious, to the point that we've decided that since it's about the same price as Hyatt or Mariott, we'll always look for a Loews first.

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Output: Ate here on my second night in Vegas. I was going to eat at the plaza next to this one, the one with the Monkey King statue, but felt we have the best Chinese food in L.A., so it'll be a waste eating Chinese food in LV.... I should have stuck with my same reasoning for this place. The soup was decent, the Pa Nang curry was no good, they added peanut butter to the sauce, and the meat/veggies looked so plain. Next time when you visit Vegas, stick with what they're known for, buffets and oyster bars.

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Output: Food was ok. Service was ok. Probably won't go back.

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After stuffing ourselves at Au Pied de Cochon, our group made our way towards Candi Bar, mainly on the strength that we were interested in trying out drinks that apparently tasted like candy. Although there was a bouncer there by 11 PM, we were able to get in without much trouble (and perhaps because we had the right gender balance, if Montreal cares about that kind of things). It was also perfect timing, because the tables were all occupied at that time, and it definitely started getting more crowded at that point in time (the tables are also all reserved after midnight). I'm a huge fan of the decor - the artwork is very unique but also really well-done; the lights are kept low, and the low ceilings give it a very intimate feeling. The music is also very solid - from what I recall, mostly American music that's probably from the last decade. That said, the main theme of the club was disappointing. The gummy bear drink had virtually no alcohol in it and was more liable to give you massive brain freeze if you drank out of the straw too quickly. The ladies at the table had another drink (the name of which I forget) that had the same Gatorade blue color and had slightly more alcohol in it. For the price (which I think came out to around $12/drink), it's simply way too expensive for something that is marginally alcoholic, at best. Even as a sugary pop drink, it's not that good. In short - great concept, nice atmosphere, but really crummy drinks. If you want to come here just to chill, you'll have a good time, but I'd recommend a real cocktail if they make any, or beer, if you're looking for a beverage at this spot.