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Output: I definitely enjoyed it, though I can't say it was the best Cirque show I've ever seen. As others have mentioned, there's definitely a story here, unlike many of the other Cirque shows that are kind of a mish mash of stuff. Loved the rotating floor...it's really something to see. Wait for the part where it goes vertical - awesome. I wished there was a teeny tiny bit more in the way of acrobatics - aerial silks and other aerial arts arts are my fave part and there was only one section of this. But, that section was pretty awesome. For you fellow lushes out there, they have a deal where you can get like a 32 oz beer for $11 or something with $7 refills that you can take out of the theater onto the MGM Grand floor. Sweet! Yeah, yeah...i know you get drinks for free if you're gambling, but let's speak truth - those waitresses stay away from the penny slots like the plague. But, I digress. Before the show starts, there's this REALLY awesome thing that happens over by the bar area. Just look up, you'll see what I'm saying. There's no intermission, so make sure you pee before you go in, or you'll undoubtedly miss something cool. As in most Cirque shows, there's really not a bad seat in the house. Definitely check it out if you can find discount tix - I don't know if I'd pay $100+ per ticket for this show, but we found ours for like $60 apiece. Totally worth it.

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Output: I made the mistake of trying this place without first consulting Yelp. You can do far, far better in every respect. BLT (Mirage), Holsteins (Cosmopolitan), and Gordon Ramsay BurGR (Planet Hollywood) are just three examples that come readily to mind. I don't mind paying upwards of $17 for a hamburger, if the food and the service are commensurate with that sort of pricing. The food here isn't bad, but I don't think it's worth what they charge for it, and the service wasn't commensurate with the pricing either. With the exception of the hostess, everyone seemed to try to do a good job, but didn't know how. The word clumsy comes to mind. The hostess wasn't very welcoming at all. Princess, I don't need my ass kissed, but bear in mind a customer's first impression of the place comes from you. We were seated at a tiny little table, with scarcely enough room for plates and drinks. The furniture and decor had a cheap look, and felt very much like a fast food place. I can't recall siting in an more uncomfortable seat than at this place. It seemed designed to encourage you to eat and leave as quickly as possible. Come to think of it, I wasn't able to discern any connection whatsoever between the layout and the decor of the place and what was being served. My hunch is the previous occupant of the space was an ice cream/gelato shop or something similar. After we were seated, the whole meal felt rushed. Our server started by offering only soft drinks, but the place serves beer and wine, too. The meal seemed to be going downhill from the outset, so I ordered a Diet Pepsi to keep it simple. When I didn't respond quickly enough for the server after he took my buddy's food order, the server decided he would put my buddy's order in and come back. Mind you, the place was half empty. Midway through the meal, another dude, with his arm in my face and his hand on my Diet Pepsi, says, "can I get this from you?" Well, now that your forearm is in my face and your hand is on it, you might as well. The entire meal was a series of poorly timed interruptions. For example, how about giving me a chance to try the food before you ask me the perfunctory, "how is everything?" And how about not asking that question when I am lifting the overpriced hamburger to my mouth to take a bite of it? I'll summarize thusly: I don't think this place is doing the Venetian any favors.

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Output: My family and I have been regular patrons of this restaurant since before yelp even existed!! The owner, Hiro-san, is the friendliest man ever :) When I was a little girl he would used to carve me flowers and animals out of carrots in his spare time to keep a bored kid in an adult's dinner party happy and occupied. Now that the restaurant's so successful he has barely any time to make it in and out of the kitchen! But he never fails gives us a huge grin and welcoming wave whenever he sees us. The staff here is so friendly that when I walk in the doors I always feel at ease. It's the same feeling as returning home to food and an experience that I KNOW is going to be amazing and satisfying. Now on to the food...my family and I come to this restaurant AT LEAST once every month. Since this place is a must-go whenever we have guests visiting, and we've had numerous guests visit us this past month, we have been to HIro's once every week! Even with all the frequent dining at this restaurant for so many years, we're never tired of it because it is JUST THAT GOOD. The food is authentic (as I already knew but again confirmed by my visiting friends from Japan) and the quality very fresh. The following is a list of our favorites: - miso soup- no explanation necessary :) - spicy tuna roll - catepillar roll- ADORABLE looking and everyone whose had it swears it's delicious. I believe them but I don't eat eel so I've never tried it. - toro- excellent quality!! - hiyayakko- cold tofu with bonito flakes paired with scallions and ginger. Pour some soy sauce over it and you have a light, healthy, but tasty appetizer. - nasumiso- miso glazed eggplants. You can't go wrong with this one, trust me. - hamachi kama- yellowtail collar. The meat is so tender and the sauce they have with it totally makes the dish. Be sure to squeeze some lemon on it as well! - dynamite- a seafood mix baked in a special sauce. This is a dish you won't see elsewhere. It's very rich but also very unique. - halibut carpaccio- raw sliced halibut with sliced scallions and tomatoes. They pour hot oil over it to half-cook it. Kind of Italian-Japanese fusion, and very creative! - zaru soba- authentic Japanese soba noodles. Refreshing and perfect for a hot summer day. - green tea ice cream- if you're feeling up to desert, definitely give this a try. Green tea is my personal favorite and it's actually hard to find good quality ice cream in that flavor! Their GT ice cream is definitely NOT the cheap gross ones I've unfortunately purchased once at a supermarket... That should be enough to get you started! There are so many more great dishes I could list but these are the ones we always come back to :) Branch out and give everything a try! This would be the place to try new things because you can be at ease knowing that anything you order will be of a certain caliber. We tried the sesame roll for the first time yesterday and it was surprising, creative, and delicious. :) Hopefully my super long, and way overdue review of this restaurant will convince you to go try it out, or even just try some new dishes! Now go make your reservation...I promise you won't be disappointed!!

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I bought the Groupon and after the first class determined that I could not handle the Hot classes. They wouldn't let me give it to a friend that may have loved it. They have other classes but not at the time I was looking for. Wasted my money.