Question:
So , " fluffy the death dealing cricket " that has lived in my house for the past 2 weeks is overstaying his welcome . He has migrated closer to my bedroom and is hiding under my stove . I like crickets and I do n't want ot kill him but dammit , he is asking for it . Fluffy is going to die !
Answer the following question: Why is the narrator so annoyed by the guest ?
OPTIONS:
- It 's a bug .
- It is a fluffy dog and they are allergic .
- It is a fluffy cat and they are allergic .
- It is a dangerous animal .
Answer:
It 's a bug .
Question:
My step - mother was very fond of disciplining using an electric cattle prod . I grew up in the 70 's , so partying with drugs was normal , though my favorite was dropping blotter acid directly into the eyes . Yeah , kind of stupid as I look back on it and ca n't say I would recommend any of that now , hopefully , I ' m a bit wiser with age ! lol And unfortunately , may have contributed to my extremely high tolerance for narcotics ( though my father had this also ) .
Answer the following question: What can be concluded about the cause of my drub problems ?
OPTIONS:
- I must have used drugs because I was abused by my stepmother .
- I must have used drugs because I abused cattles with a cattle prod .
- None of the above choices .
- I must have used drugs because I was abused by my father .
Answer:
I must have used drugs because I was abused by my stepmother .
Question:
I ' m not trying to disparage our team right now , believe me . They put on a hell of a show last night , and John Parker Wilson is owed a big apology by just about every Alabama fan out there , ourselves included . The way he handled the Georgia defense was nothing short of spectacular and his downfield passing reached an entirely new level last night thanks to some tremendous blocking up front and great catches by his receivers . But the same consistency issues that have plagued the Crimson Tide for so many years now are still here , be it the sleep walk against Tulane or the second half loss of focus by the defense , and I can only hope that the team continues to improve each and every week like it has so far this season .
Answer the following question: Why does every Alabama fan owe an apology to John Parker Wilson ?
OPTIONS:
- Because they jeered at him and were hostile as he played the game
- None of the above choices .
- Because they allowed rumors to circulate about his marriage that were n't true
- They doubted his ability and were n't sure if he would be able to perform
Answer:
They doubted his ability and were n't sure if he would be able to perform