Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: Have you ever gone out with someone, whom on the first date you thought they were the shit, but by the second date, you found yourself texting everyone afterward, telling what an asshole he or she was? Well Mia Francesca IS that second date. My first experience (review) here was a phenom. Splendid in every sense of the word. My second 'date' was if Dr. Hyde himself had risen from the fictitious dead to run the show. Ever the student of applied 'what the fuck went wrong' philosophy, I deduced the following: If you're only mildly hungry, asking they split a meal, salad and glass of wine, there's sure to be someone in the kitchen reading your order who's probably jeering your presence, going; "Great. Two cheap assholes in C3 just ordered, two bowls, two glasses, two small servings of bolognese sauce, and all on one order....how'd we get so lucky!" The rigatoni bolognese order, split, came in four separate bowls. Two with some dry as hell pasta, accompanied by two small bowls of bolognese sauce, not enough to mildy amuse the pasta. The sauce was horrible. In fact, it was the antithesis of all that's holy in Italy. Someone had ruined it by adding way too much salt. So much, I'm pretty sure I'd bloat and retain water for the remainder of my natural life had I eaten a full serving. The house salad incorporated a balsamic that was much too tart, making me pucker like a criminal whose probationary sentence included going down on Joan Rivers. Anyway, it was bitter, tasting somewhere between bile and gall. I'm not sure. And the eleven dollar glass of house chianti was barely drinkable. The result of my asking the server to pick something good. My bad. I would have, should have complained but the thought of getting a free dessert wasn't going to fix my swelling-up, resembling the Dora the Explorer balloon in the Macy's parade. I'm going to chill on this place until the winter visitors return to roost. Since most are from Chicago, where Mia originates. I'm sure THEY won't have a problem taking the manager aside and throttling him after tasting the Phoenix version of Mia.
Q: negative

A: well i have to say i gave this place 2 shots and i will never teturn a third time. The store on windmill is usually dirty and when eating in with another person you get your food at different times. nothing like eating with a friend with nothing in front of them. Then go to their website and try and find hours of operation......NONE.... When i called to find out i was so surprised nobody answered the phone and the voice mail box was full...never again... Oh and BTW the tarter sauce is the worst i was even willing to stop and get some at smiths.
Problem: What would be an example of an positive (OPTIONS:
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Answer: My husband and I have been to Las Vegas many times and each time, despite all the fabulous buffets, restaurants etc, we always make time to dine at the Palm! If you like Lobster, this is the place!!! They do it right! Our OUTSTANDING waiter, Israel (Izzy) knew from the start that we would all be ordering whole lobster. He ran to the kitchen and brought out what had to be 7-10 pound live lobsters---4 of them---handed each one of us a lobster and took our pictures!!! The dining crowd howled with laughter!!! It was entertainment and dinner in one package! We all loved it! Then, three of us ordered 3 pound lobsters and my husband chose the Prix Fix menu with lobster tail and a filet. For $50 you get appetizer, entree and desert. Such a deal! If you are ordering a meal like we did, with lots of lobster, be careful not to order too many appetizers or sides. My husband and I split the Palm salad, which was a very generous portion even halved! We also ordered the pancetta green beans, creamed spinach and au gratin potatoes for 4 of us. Way too much. One side would have been plenty. And the bread basket is to die for, especially the brown bread. Try, really try hard not to overdose on that stuff before dinner. It is amazing. LOBSTER. LOBSTER. LOBSTER. Need I say it again? It's like they put Maine in Nevada. The lobster is done to perfection. They bib you, butter you and bask you in the glory of perfectly done, pleasing to the palate and the stomach, LOBSTER. Our one friend only ever eats lobster here. I know why. Our fabulous server, Izzy, comped us a HUMONGOUS 7 layer dark chocolate cake loaded with vanilla ice cream and lathered with whipped cream. Even though all four of our tummies were full beyond full, with 4 spoons we ate that cake like we were on Death Row and it was our last dessert! Make sure, when you go to Vegas, make a reservation in advance for The Palm. It's located in the Forum Shops at Caesar's.
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Generate a positive review for a place
Output: Great patio, super dog friendly. And amazing food. Their brisket is better than most BBQ joints and their fish and chips are amazing, and that coming from a person who doesn't like fish.
input: Write a negative yelp review (OPTIONS:
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output: SO I love Zipps other establishments the service and food usually is great. Now first of the food was good no complaints for the food it is the reason they "earned" 2 stars. Service on the other hand was dreadful now I went with my wife father and 9 month old son, I know this is a family sports bar enviroment so they must uinderstand with 4 people you shouldnt be sat at a 28"x28" table but we were it was ridiculously small we ordered wings first because well Zipps wings rule ordered them extra crispy waitress stated it could take a little longer than usual but hey that is why we ordered them when we sat down we ordered our dinner's about ten minutes later well low and behold we got our dinner before our wings I am sorry but to make the wings crispier does not take 30 minutes thats a joke and it was probably longer than that and waitress just stated well i told you it would be longer than usual i looked at her and just started eating. My wife and father ordered salads with their dinner's well the salads came in the same basket as the sandwiches and dressing had seaped into their bread and made the bread soggy and not as apetizing. All in all not a good experience not sure if we will be back. they cram so many people in this small location it is just crazy it was like I was at a restaraunt mosh pit
Q: negative

A:
We had takeaway from here, and it was pretty tasteless and yucky, unfortunately. The noodles were unexciting at best, duck was mushy and the sauce for the sweet and sour pork was very sharp indeed. Really cannot recommend going here or, in fact, any of the Chinese restaurants in Morningside, which is a real disappointment.