Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: The Skinny: there are no words to describe the horror (1), service: empty tables, no service.... WTF?(1), Value... lesson learned (1). We went to Miko's izakaya because it's close to the airport and I needed to catch a flight to SF. Seeing all the positive reviews with regards to the ramen, we were psyched to try this place out. We enter into the restaurant and I notice there was one other couple about to leave. Their dishes still had quite a bit of food on them. A portent of what was to come. Being me, seeing that they have an early bird Bento maki special I totally go for it ($14.50). My hubby orders a tonkotsu ramen that comes with gyoza. The gyoza are more like spring rolls here - some sort of bland meat wrapped in store bought wonton wrappers, deep fried and soggy. I have had many other gyoza before and these would rank in the bottom of the spectrum. The worst part of the bento box was the infamous Hawaiian roll (an insult to Pacific Islanders everywhere). This was the singular, most offensive sushi memory to date. Imagine sushi containing sliced, canned pineapple and cucumber. Top it off with a thin slice of mushy ahi tuna. Then drench it with a Pepto-bismol looking, sweet concoction and dried coconut. A smell, very similar to a cheap sunscreen, wafts through the air as you hone in for your first taste. Yes, it is as unappetizing as it sounds. After that jewel, there was a few different rolls (hot sauce, avocado and pickled vegetables; california roll with artificial crab, anorexic looking inari sushi) which were edible but still not very good. I couldn't eat the accompanying salad because the copious amount of odd creamy dressing. (This place has a thing for creamy dressings!) The chicken teriyaki was mediocre. The meat was certainly not grilled (no char marks on it) and was soaking in yet again, a coyingly, sweet sauce. Overall, I have had bentos for less, with more fish and that tasted way better. The tonkotsu ramen was NOT tonkotsu ramen. The tonkotsu ramen is a ramen with a broth made from the pork marrow, bones and with a small hint of citrus. Because it is made with marrow, the soup is milky in colour and very rich. This ramen was a clear consumme broth and tasted more like shio (salt broth) ramen without a hint of that rich porkiness. I know that they had the correct order because I heard the staff say "tonkotsu" ramen in the kitchen. The bbq pork in the ramen was very tough, lacking fat content. With regards to the service, we waited a long time for the waitress to come by for the check. It surprised us because we were the only customers in the restaurant. After she took our credit card, she chatted on the phone in Japanese for a least 4-5 minutes prior to returning with the bill. I really wanted to love this place. However my very poor experience makes me unlikely to come back again. If you do decide to brave this place, do not order their early bird special bento box A , Hawaiian rolls or their tonkotsu ramen.
Q: negative

A: One of the worst buffets in Vegas. Way overpriced too. The crab legs were overcooked and rubbery. Not a lot of good choices there to pick from. Save yourself the trouble and hit up the Wynn or Mandalay Bay buffets instead. Both of those totally destroy this crappy buffet at Paris.
Problem: What would be an example of an positive (OPTIONS:
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Answer: I visited The Dancing Dog this evening, had an excellent meal, and the service was wonderful as well. The staff are very friendly, and everything on the menu (including the wine) is 100% vegan. I had the vegan fish and chips. I think the vegan fish pieces (there were three) are Sophie's Choice brand, and they are deep fried, so if you are looking for vegan health food, this might not be the dish for you. However, if you want the closest thing I've ever tasted to British-style fish and chips, this would be it. The tartar sauce was tasty and the coleslaw was some of the best I've had anywhere. For dessert, I ordered the chocolate chocolate chip, cookie, which was also excellent. Dense and chocolatey, slightly crispy on the outside and soft on the inside. I will definitely visit here again the next time I'm in Urbana. Any vegans and vegetarians in town should feel lucky to have this wonderful restaurant.
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Output: Pizza was not as authentic Chicago pizza as I thought it would be. Wasn't very flavorful. The sausage was ehhh and the pizza crust could have been cooked a little longer. It's okay if you are not a huge pizza fanatic like me but if you are then I would pass on this place.
input: Write a negative yelp review (OPTIONS:
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output: This place is run by cheap bastards. I have eaten here before. Nice atmosphere, but overpriced food. The fish and chips are okay, but nothing to write home about (we have better in SF). The reason why I am giving this restaurant 1 star and a bad review is because I booked a night at the NYNY casino-resort where the restaurant is located. Part of my package included several two for one coupons. I was on that leg of my trip by myself and assumed I could use the coupon for NFI as 50% off a single item. The restaurant refused to honor the coupon (from their own property) and treated me very rudely (and this was within minutes of checking in). I can't believe they would be so cheap that they wouldn't honor a coupon in this way (for $14 fish and chips) and acted like it was the weirdest or most awful thing in the world that I would request to use it as a single diner. She told me I would have to order one fish and chips and get a second order in order to use the coupon (thus wasting the food). Not only that, but the host and bartenders didn't seem to know what was going on and were rude. I will never set foot inside this place again or NYNY. These people are cheap and it shows bad judgment and management when people book a vacation at your establishment, are looking forward to going to this restaurant, and then treat their own patrons so badly. Jerks. I am not sure what their management is thinking, but I won't ever give them my business again.
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Have you ever been to a restaurant and you REALLY want to like it? But no matter how many chances you give them they fail to deliver. 24 HOUR sushi, drinks, Hawaiian food? Whats not to love? This is actually a revision of a previous review. I thought 2 stars was generous but since my recent visit i'm taking back my one star. This time we went on a Saturday night with a group of people. Split checks are expected and late arrivals as well. Our server Avatar came to greet us and we placed our orders in. The items from both the kitchen and sushi bar came out staggered. I was distracted by the awesome company that after half an hour I realize my order hadn't come out. I glanced over eat the sushi chefs and they were fist pumping away. We flagged over our server and he looked at me like i didnt' order anything. There was no apology and i know for a fact he asked for my name when I ordered my beer. Either way there was no recovering from this. I had every intention of ordering more drinks and food: a sangria and my Kahlua pork sandwich that never came. Sad to say I left a restaurant HUNGRY. I ended up spending more at a drive through than I did that night.