Problem: She is a short woman in her 90 's probably , who always wears a long black sweater over black clothes . She will just stand in the middle of the parking area and stare at you . The first time I saw her , I thought she was a ghost . Sometimes when " Abuelita " gets out , she decides to take a waddle .

Why is the narrator so creeped out ?
OPTIONS:
- There is a crazed male gawking at them .
- There is a crazed homeless person .
- None of the above choices .
- There is a female gawking at them .

A: There is a female gawking at them .

Problem: Feeling very self councious today . Went over again , by 200 , totaling 1700 . My torture is having to see my gut stick out so much reflected on every single frikin storefront I passed .

Why has the writer gained this weight ?
OPTIONS:
- They are bulking up in order to make weight for the wrestling team
- None of the above choices .
- They enjoy sabotaging their own happiness and are gaining weight on purpose
- Because they have been eating more food than their system can handle

A: Because they have been eating more food than their system can handle

Problem: today , i woke up and let my sister drive my car . she 's not that bad , but she still needs more practice . we went to pick up my boo , and then i hanged out with her today . it was a great time .

What might happen without the writer 's driving instructions ?
OPTIONS:
- The writer 's sister would have time to hang out with the writer and his girlfriend .
- The writer would have to upgrade their insurance policy .
- The writer 's sister could crash the car .
- None of the above choices .

A:
The writer 's sister could crash the car .