question: Wayyyyy cheaper ( less than $ 200/night ) but wayyyy more work of what to pack . ( should we bring pillows or is that nuts ? ) The problem with an Island is you ca n't just go out and buy something because it 's way too expensive .
Q: Why is the narrator weighing vacation options ?

answer: They are concerned about cost .

question: When I walked out my front door this morning - it looked like horticultural massacre ! Look what you did to my pretty flowers ! ! ! Little Deer ... I ' m here to tell ya , DON'T MESS WITH MAH FLOWERS ! ! ! Do n't you get all " Bambi - eyed " on me !
Q: Why did the deer mess up the flowers ?

answer: It was looking for food

question: I , for whatever reason , did not get the Magical Text Message , so I am pissy . I also STILL have a fucking sinus headache of doom and want to slam my head into a wall repeatedly . And I have to go to work today . OH .
Q: Why is the narrator 's head hurting so much ?

answer:
None of the above choices .