IN: Last weekend my girlfriend and I walked out of our flat and towards the Shepherds Bush cinema when I saw Romeo from the Magic Numbers . Being me and somewhat daft in these situations I shouted " Romeo ! We went to school together ! ! " .
Why does the person consider themselves to be somewhat daft in this situation ?

OUT: They did n't greet the person in a subtle way that they could feel good about themselves for so they feel inept

IN: He was holding a can of Mt. Dew , and an unmarked self sealed plastic bag that contained a sugar cookie the size of a " Big Cookie " @ Totem . I envied his cookie . I wished , if only for that moment , that I 'd been that guy , holding the cookie .
Why does the speaker envy the guy holding the cookie and wish that they were the one holding the cookie ?

OUT: They are feeling hungry , and figure that it would be nice to have a cookie to eat right about now

IN: It 's true . We had a small quake just a while ago . Technically , it was a magnitude 4.0 over in Alamo , but we felt a strong quick shake here . Where was I ?
Why are some residents startled in Alamo ?

OUT:
There was an earthquake .