[Q]: Objective: To make angel food cake,
[A]: you have to make stiff egg whites.

[Q]: Objective: Prevent car door from hitting garage wall.
[A]: Cut a pool noodle in half and mount on wall.

[Q]: Objective: knuckles
[A]: can be used to threaten kids if you're small

[Q]: Objective: tweezers
[A]:
can pluck hair