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Output: Very disappointing. Great food but absolutely glacial service and microscopic portions. My waiter would disappear for 15 min at a time on at least four occasions. Dinner took twice as long as it should have. I had to go eat a real dinner after this disaster because I was still so hungry. But what little they did serve me was excellent. So this is another case of the front of house failing the back of house. Management needs to apologize to the chefs. When I let the matre d know how disappointed I was he said he was sorry. Not as sorry as I was picking this dog for my last dinner In town (second to last because I had to go get food after this starvathon)

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Output: They should give negative star choices too!!! Had Thanksgiving dinner here,it was horrible! Stood in line for an hour, paid $40 for food I wouldn't feed my dogs!! It was all flavorless and cardboard tasting!! Went for our second plate and by the time we got back to our table another party was seated at our table!! By the time they moved those people and seated us all of our food was cold!!! First time ever I've gone hungry on Thanksgiving!!!

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Output: Newish place, interesting concept: Fast(ish) food without the yuck factor, and considerably more hip. Similar to a Pei-Wei or Chipotle style setup, patrons queue up in front of the register, and big bright menu screens overhead help you decide what tasty treat to order. A number on your table steers servers in the right direction when your order is up. Service was friendly, if somewhat slow, but it was one of the first weeks the place was open. My man sent me to secure a patio table on a busy weekend night while he stood in line to order, and I told him to "surprise me" with his dinner choices. He returned with a grin, and told me that he ordered us a Cinnamon shake, which was really quite impressive, and disappeared quickly between our two straws. I ate a sort of inside-out veggie burger, where the veggie burger patties (pretty flavorful I might add) surrounded a spinach salad. The veggie burgers were good, but the salad was far overdressed, and the mustard-flavored dressing started out great, but quickly overwhelmed the rest of the dish. I can't remember what my fiance ate, maybe because it disappeared so quickly. The sweet potato fries were zesty and warm, and we ate them with gusto. Overall, I haven't had the chance to go back, but I think that a couple slight preparation tweaks will improve the status of the menu from Lush Burger to Lust Burger. Best of luck to this new establishment!

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Even though I live right down the street from this place (3 miles) I doubt I'll come back here again. I came here since it's the most convenient electronic store in town. I know they have a Price Match program, since I'm looking for a new digital camera i looked online for an ad that would beat what Best Buy is selling for. The camera I was looking at was a Canon SD880 IS Best Buy was selling it for $300 and I found an ad for $249 not bad, so I printed it out and took it in. I went to the camera station located in the middle of the store and a young girl ask "are you finding everything ok sir?" I pulled out the ad and said "yeah hi, do you guys honor this ad?" she looked at the ad with a puzzled expression and said "let me check with customer service." We walked to customer service and she proceeded on asking one of her co-workers named James. James: "We can't honor this ad." Me: "Why? from my understanding you guys honor domestic ads." James: "We can only honor an ad that is in it's region. It has to be an ad where you can drive to like a Radioshack or Target." Me: "WHAT?! that doesn't make any sense. Best Buy is all over this country. The ad I am presenting to you is located in Cambridge MA. I have a friend that lives in Boston, so basically I would need to send this ad to my friend, he then has to go to his local Best Buy and they would honor that?" James: "Basically... I mean we can't honor it because it's not driving distance." I was FRUSTRATED!! i just said "ok" and left. I went to another Best Buy and they basically gave me the ad deal. Inconsistency with their product knowledge. ugh! it's aggravating. THE MAN NEEDS HIS ELECTRONIC GADGETS dammit!