Problem: The mystery girl did n't see , but she also got off at the next stop ( which may have been for the best : being covered in coffee has a strange tendency of decimating one 's self - confidence when one tries to talk to girls , especially pretty girls ) . I got off at the next stop and walked the rest of the way to work , hoping to air out the coffee . I could feel melting whipped cream dripping down my pant leg into my Johnston & Murphy shoes .

How did the narrator end up covered in coffee ?

A: He spilled his coffee when the bus went over a bump .

Problem: Quite alot of women too , and not all bi . Just saying things like your pretty / nice hair / great smile . And i have been rated a fox / sweetheart . How nice is that ?

Why does the speaker thing it 's nice that people are attracted to them and are offering compliments ?

A: This kind of affirmation always feels good , it makes one feel more desirable

Problem: I look back and its hard to believe that it was just over four months ago that I first moved down there . In so many ways it seems like its been forever . Finals week was a touch on the stressful side .

Why is the narrator experiencing some recent stress ?

A:
The narrator feels overwhelmed getting ready for finals .