question: I assumed my solicitor would talk to my wife 's solicitor . We would then give all the details to a judge . He would then divide everything equally . I would end up with arounnd 500k and my wife would get the same amount .
Q: Why did the narrator need to employ a solicitor ?

answer: The narrator was getting a divorce from their wife .

question: . now i do feel sad and lost . for the first time there is no urgent ice to buy , meds to give , memorial service to plan , phone calls to make , paperwork to file , or house to clean .
Q: What may have happened before their current situation ?

answer: They had cared for someone that was ill .

question: I know , I was freakin ' out . I was like " I did n't even pay this much for my car ! " The guy thought it was funny but I was serious ! Gr ... now I am poor . I am starting a Feed Lindsey Fund .
Q: What may be the reason for them considering themselves poor ?

answer:
It cost a lot to fix their car .