Problem: Write a positive (OPTIONS:
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A: Top notch. This place doesn't fall into the standard trappings of a strip club. Breakin' it down like a fraction: -Bona Fide Hotties (no buttahfaces or methies) -Lap dances are worth it -Not seedy, you could bring your girl along, she'll have a good time Why not 5 stars? Because I wouldn't call most of the girls friendly or fun to talk to. They are mostly 'vets' that mostly just ask for a dance (money) and move on.
Q: negative

A: Went to Pita Jungle for lunch. Ordered a falafel sandwich. The food was okay, but there are so many other wonderful Middle Eastern restaurants in the vicinity. I would rather have gone somewhere else. The food was not impressive for me, and I happen to enjoy Middle East/Lebanese style food. If I was not there meeting someone, I would have gone to some other other Middle Eastern restaurant in Tempe located nearby.
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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- positive) review?

Answer: Teppan was just okay...had to wait awhile for Teppan chef to come...miso soup was nasty and dressing for salad which I normally love was just okay...sushi order got mixed up and almost got someone else's sushi...
Input: OPTIONS:
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Generate a negative review for a place
Output: I arrived at Urban Tap in time to have a drink ahead of closing time, meeting a group of 4 girls that were already there. The bartenders were kind enough to confirm that I had ample time to buy one round of drinks before leaving for the night. What followed was behavior, by the owners no less, that was so abhorrent that I never intend to patronize this place again. 2-3 minutes after spending over $50 on a final round of drinks, someone yelled at me to "Get the f*ck out of the bar." I looked over at a table of 5 guys that were now purporting to be the owners of the bar. They were literally yelling at me (for no apparent reason) to leave and they began to use words such as, but not limited to, "Faggot" and "Asshole" while one man with a beard began to comment on my clothes and hair. They went as far as to be rude to the girls in my group as well -- again, for no apparent reason. I'll point out that these men all seemed to be under the influence of a lot of alcohol and drugs, as well. Rather than have things escalate, we took the high road and left. On the way out, the staff was kind enough to confirm that these "gentlemen" actually did own the bar. This will all feel worthwhile if even one person opts to not patronize this establishment as a result of this review. The people that own this place should absolutely be ashamed of themselves.
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output: Not impressed!! Sorry Simon. I was staying at the palms place for work which I stay there every week, and decided to go to here and sit at the sushi bar because I was by myself. The place was pretty dead because it was Wed night and so I was the only one at the sushi bar the entire hour I was there. The sushi chef kind of made the whole experience pretty crappy. He was kind of rude from the beginning and I really don't think he knew what the word nice was. I asked him what was good at the sushi bar tonight and he told me "fish". No shit Sherlock. Maybe I should not have asked that but then he just walked away. So I ordered the spicy yellow tail roll and it came out looking terrible. the rice was falling off the roll and it was not a good presentation. When the roll is $13 I was expecting it to look a little nicer. Especially when he was not too busy. Strike two. Then I asked for an order of their special Spicy tuna crispy rice thing. He first told me straight out "NO" because it was too big for one person. I was pretty shocked. Then I said I could eat it and if I was paying for it who cares. So he unhappily made me the dish. The crispy rice was dark brown and super burnt. It was so hard to eat I finally stopped eating the rice and just ate the tuna. I wanted to leave so bad. So he came up to me as I was finishing the fish off the rice and said "I told you it was too big for you to eat". I said no it would have been fine if the rice wasn't burnt. He said "That is crispy rice, if you didn't want crispy rice you should not have ordered it" The fish was not even very fresh which made it worse. Now for the one good part of the story. They took my dish with the super burnt rice and a minute or two later the sushi chef came back up to me and I was ready to fight back this time and he said " you were right your rice is really burnt, the roll is on the house". I was happy about that but I will not be back most likely. i also had a nice server who gave me my beer. Not a great first impression for someone who is going to be a weekly visitor. Oh well.
Q: positive

A:
Had my first Smashburger experience at this location. Staff was super helpful in guiding me through the menu and options. The guy was patient and considerate. However, in my opinion, it is a tad expensive for what it is.