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Output: I used to love staying at the Hard Rock but now it's just worn out. The beds were comfortable and nice but the rest of the room was blahh.. The whole hotel seems to be real "tired". That hotel is due for a remodel or atleast put some new carpet in there. I was pretty disappointed to see it burnt out like it was.

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Output: Ordered from Biaggio's because they offer gluten free pizza and one person in our group has Celiac's. Here's how the night went... "Hey, what should we order for dinner?" "Let's try Biaggio's, I know they have gluten free pizza." "Cool, we'll get one gluten free and one for the regular folk...who can eat real food." We called and ordered one gluten free pizza and one large with half "Art of Chicken" and half "White Pizza." They said it would be about 50-55 minutes. An hour and ten minutes later, I called to check on the pizza... "Hey, yeah, so it's been over an hour, just checking to see what the deal is..." Pizza guy: "Oh...let me check...ok, 10-15 minutes." Me: "10-15 minutes for it to BE here or for it LEAVE there?" Him: "10-15 minutes." Me: "Ok..." ...another 30 minutes goes by, we call back again and they're allegedly "on the way." Pizza finally arrived and as it turns out, they gave us the whole order for free. Unfortunately, the food was pretty mediocre overall. I'm giving them two stars for comping the meal.

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Output: The views are scenic but don't expect good service here if they're slow and there's someone there they know. We got there at around 3:30 and our first server was very friendly and attentive. When they changed shifts at 4, the story changed too. The table behind us had either regulars or just guys they liked I'm not sure. 4-5 girls at a time would come over and talk to them including our server. We went nearly 15 minutes without drinks even though the empty glasses were at the end of the table and she walked by a couple of times. Turned out those times were to put in their drink order and then return with them. We were going to leave but a manager came by and noticed our glasses so we stayed for one more round. Didn't help.

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Tijuana flat falls flat for me. They have some cool things/ideas going on but as a whole, they are not very good. I hate to say that because I wanted to like them. I will say the service was super friendly but that is pretty much where the good things about this place stop. The salsa is gross. The cheese dip is melted cheddar and nothing great, the guacamole is bland. I ordered the chicken bowl and the rice was so dry as well as the chicken. They were both pretty flavorless. I added black beans and there were about 3 in there. Overall, just a waste of calories and time. I was 2 feet from Moe's which would have been a better option. Seriously.