Outfit Details : Red top - Katies ( pinched from mum ) , Black lace ruffled top - Entrace , Skirt - by me , Black wedge shoes - somewhere for $ 20 , I ca n't quite remember . So here it is , the spring skirt that is spawning the matching outfits ( as seen yesterday ) . It started off as another skirt entirely , but it was so so hideous , that I cut it up , made my own pattern and started again . It was almost still too cold for a skirt today , but the sun said otherwise so I braved it and headed out .
Answer the following question: Why is the narrator spending so much time on the skirt ?

They are making it for warmer weather seasons .

The missus told me that I should shop inside the farmers ' market , but the stand in the parking lot had live ducks , whose feet would obviously be fresher than the ones inside the market in the freezer . So , after a few minutes of flying feathers and fitting four ducks for tiny wheelchairs , I had my feet in my hand and was heading back to the car . That 's when I got robbed by a pack of PETA freaks . They took all the money , beat me with my duck feet and ran off into the night . So , the money is all gone . But you 're all welcome to come by anytime for a sample of 2008 Duck Feet Olympic Soup .
Answer the following question: What may be the reason for going through all of that trouble for duck feet ?

They really wanted to make soup .

A couple months ago , I purchased a 12 year old TB mare from my old English teacher . She was lame at the time , but only a bit gimpy and the owner convinced me it was a stone bruise . I had my vet look at her , and it was , indeed , a stone bruise . Now a few months ( and probably a little over $ 1000 of xrays , joint supplements and everything later ) we ' ve come to find out she has navicular .
Answer the following question: Why did they go to the vet ?

They needed to diagnose what was wrong with their dog .

Taking Lexapro , an SSRI , was like firing an arrow at the same spot on the seratonin target over and over . It works for awhile , but eventually you ' ve shot arrows at the one spot for so long there 's nothing left to hit . That part of the target is just a hole . If you switch to a different SSRI it aims at another part of the seratonin target and can help alleviate depression symptoms .
Answer the following question: What is Lexapro ?
An antidepressant .