Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Two teams play a game of indoor soccer. Players from the white team
are running on the beach.

The lady laughs as she picks up a piece of wood. We
put it into the back of others.

Someone walks through the editorial department and passes someone's office, which has a glass wall. She
is being a man as a blonde - haired woman strides up to the microphone.