Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: So if bodily functions offend you... READ NO FURTHER. As I sit here on the pot in saying to myself... Ah this is how those chicks felt in the movie Bridesmaids. I think possibly Linda Blaire is hiding somewhere in this gigantic a** of mine. Let's rewind to the beginning shall we? I'm hungry.. So, I think hmmmm I want pizza, looking through the menus I say to myself, there's no way i'm going to find pizza as good as Chicago. So... I decide to yelp food. I remember there is a buffet here, two of them in fact. So, I yelp the "world carnival buffet". Rave reviews.. "best buffet in Vegas" yada yada yada. Ok, i'm convinced i'm gunna eat fat girl style. Omg.... I decide to be adventurous, i'm gunna try roasted duck. Tasted more like roasted death! Everything tasted funny. Not 1 thing I tried did I think, damn this is good. Even the desserts to me were bad. Thank God i'm afraid to try sea food, could've had a worse ending. So... I leave. I'm walking through the casino which is probably the biggest one i've been in, and I feel my tummy start expanding.... Uh oh.... I better walk faster. Squeezing my butt cheeks together tighter than the newbie in prison. I seriously didn't think I'd make it.... But I did. Thank God, cuz projectile poop in yoga pants calls for a bad day. Moral of the story "don't do buffets, order crappy pizza instead!" Ok, I think it's safe to get off this thing. Sigh...
Q: negative

A: I am a new transplant to the Pittsburgh area and was really hoping for some good authentic Vietnamese. The food here was marginal at best. The cha gio were tough instead of crisp and they didn't give lettuce to wrap them with. They also served them after the entrees. They were out of flank steak for pho. The very worst part was the service. It was terrible! The only reason I give them 2 stars is for the limeade. They actually got that right. The search will continue for me. :(
Problem: What would be an example of an positive (OPTIONS:
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Answer: If you like blue cheese burgers look no further. This place has the best in the valley hands down!! It can get a little crowded on the weekends but the wait is worth it. Staff is always friendly and attentive.
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Output: I brought the family out for a fun weekend prior to a conference that I was attending at this hotel the following week. A great hotel for the kids with plenty of places to walk and lots to do. The girls loved the relay races and cannonball contests in the pool and the watermelon eating contest and of course swimming and the water slide. We didn't have a car so we didn't venture off property. Eating on the property and going to Rawhide (old western town brought back to life; very fun, but clearly a tourist trap) were nice (the food was good), but rather expensive. It was a vacation though and eating on resort is always going to be expensive. One of my daughters has food allergies and the staff was usually very accommodating allowing her to substitute something in her meal for something that she wasn't allergic to without additional charge. Once we were charged several dollars extra for having to substitute fruit for something else and unfortunately they made only a VERY vain effort to try and remediate the situation. I expected better from that experience, but that was a one-off in what was otherwise a very fun, very relaxing weekend.
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output: I went to Yoli's yesterday for the first time and boy what a bad experience, I actually walked out. We arrived at 11:35 am looking for lunch. Guess what, they argued about giving us a lunch menu because it wasn't noon yet and then when they finally gave it to us they said they wouldn't take our lunch order until it was actually noon! What?!? When I spoke to the hostess she wasn't any help so we left. I'll not go back to a place that looked like it might be a keeper. I was shocked to get this kind of reception from a locally owned place...
Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A:
Great hotel and extremely friendly workers. HOWEVER, the manager Katelyn is very rude. It's amazing that this woman still works here. She is very unfriendly and goes out of her way to NOT accomodate guests, while still holding a very condescending tone. I will not stay here again because of her. ALSO, whoever they use as a cab service was beyond inappropriate. Telling my girlfriend and I that we are sexy and that he was checking us out is disgusting and unprofessional.