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Output: Not going to this certain CiCi ever again. Ordered a custom pizza to find out that they never made it, even though I checked up on it about three times. When the manager hands the pizza to me, it was cold and seemed like he didn't give two shits about anything. Went over to get pasta, to have the manager take away everything and coming back with empty pots. Asked how long, he said 5 min. Aren't you suppose to make them when the pasta is half way empty or when you have somewhat a full house? Well work on your management please.

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Output: Everything LOOKED fun..Its all broken. Anything worth a damn is out of order. Waste of time.

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Output: I could not agree more with Alicia B's review. I went here with my husband Saturday night, it is in our nieghboorhood and we had heard decent things. We waited about 10 minutes for a table, not because it was full or busy. The hostess looked a right at us, no acknowledgement and then she went on to what must have been more important business. Finally, a passing waiter sat us. The service continued to be inattentive and slow. Our cocktails were tasty, I had a pomegranire margarita and my husband has something with a kooky name, I think it mentioned a Donkey. We had the Queso with crab which was pretty good, the crab could have been tastier and the whole thing needed some spice. The chips and salsa, OK. I had the carnitas, after recommendation by our waitress. Not bad, but certainly not good and not worth $17. My Husband has the seafood crepes, they were OK, but lacking flavor. The food was not bland, but flat, just meh. This place would be a 3 star, but for the price, it is coming down to a 2 star. The building and patio are really cool and set a good atmosphere, too bad the food and service don't follow suit. On a side note I did get to overhear a great conversation by two guys visiting from out of town, probably in thier mid to late 40s. I guess last time they came here the women were way hotter. This time there are hot women, but they are not as common. They seemed to like the place, one of them remarked the only thing better than his food was getting laid earlier that day.

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The owners changed. This new owner cut the 'half' sandwich size to half the original size. The broccoli and cheddar soup is now so watery not as chunky as before. They no longer serve coffee either. I wish Jane and her team still ran the place. The new owners are obviously trimming costs everywhere. Well they have lost my business and I will never go to them for my company catering either. A major rip off!