Problem: Write a positive (OPTIONS:
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A: Amazeballs. That is all.
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A: Beer and pizza make me happy. Aiello's decor is bright and clean - inviting you to come in and I like how all of their cooking and baking is done in front of the customer. We ordered a small Hawaiian and grabbed some beers. The small is more than enough for two people. Aiello's puts on ample toppings - this one had pineapple, ham and bacon. What was most notable to me was that the crust was crisp which was absolutely delicious especially with a few air bubbles. Even after sitting for a couple of minutes, the middle of the pie held up and did not get soggy. Also some of the bacon had some crunchiness and wasn't buried in cheese. Major points for me. The staff were friendly and laid back however Aiello's is cash only. They have an ATM in the store. I'll be back but not before trying Mineo's.
Problem: What would be an example of an positive (OPTIONS:
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Answer: Amazing staff! Amazing environment! I wouldn't go anywhere else. They are always very honest about the wait time, and will try to do anything to get you in, and make your visit a good one!
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Output: It's just not the same. I've been to the real Carnegie Deli and I know... it's an unfair comparison. Oh wait, no it's not. They have the same name. They want to be compared. It's not like I'm asking for something amazing. And just like the Hofbrauhaus in Las Vegas doesn't compare to Munich (see my other review), this does not compare to New York. First of all, the bread is not as fresh. The meat portions, though still generous, are less too. The service was good, as was the location (right next to the sports book in the Mirage). However, it is also more expensive than the expensive Carnegie Deli in New York. Combine it all together, and I was sad. I had my hopes up, and it was just... lacking. Still, maybe if I find myself up after placing a bet on some sports game at the Mirage, maybe I'll head on over (inebriated would help), and get my pastrami on rye. And then I'll reminisce about my trip to New York... and the real thing... Then again, if I was up enough, I could just fly to New York and get the real thing. One can hope...
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output: If I could give them no stars, I would. It was so poorly organized and mismanaged. I will never run another RnR. The Vegas run was so bad -- people couldn't get to their proper corrals so faster runners were having to navigate around walkers and really slow runners. Talk about greed -- they doubled the capacity and this is the result. I second what others are saying -- felt like cattle. And to top it off, there was no possibility for a PR because of the pile-up of runners at the finish. They decided to have the medal distributors 10 ft. from the finish and there were so many people crossing that I came to a dead stop about 20 feet from the finish line. Unbelievable. The scene in the Mandalay Bay was scary. Couldn't get to gear check. My sister was supposed to run but wasn't feeling well in the smothering crowd. She threw up and was so sick she couldn't run, so she took my stuff. I thought the San Diego RnR was bad with their horrific traffic back-up, lines that go on forever, making you walk over a mile to your car or stand in line for over an hour to get on a shuttle -- waiting and more waiting. I said I'd never do another Competitor Group race again. Now that is final. The Surf City Marathon in Huntington Beach is the way to go. What an amazing job they do. Seamless organization, beautiful course with ocean views. The weather is great. They know what they're doing.
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10/2010 update - After going to OMD monthly for a year and a half, we're finding a new groomer. Have to agree with Steph R's review because on my last visit, I dropped my dog at 11am, and Susan said he would be ready at 3pm. I arrived at 3:16pm to find that my dog had not even been started. In fact, he was sitting in a cage shaking. I waited in that store (fuming!) for another hour and 15 minutes, part of which included a fascinating conversation between Susan and Jackie's mother-in-law about Susan's bracelet and the MIL's "fabulous hair." Not a care in the world when she was "running a little bit behind." Jackie apologized later when I declined to leave a tip. Susan, however, blamed me, saying there was no "out time" in her book. This makes no sense because 1) I live 40 minutes away and don't just pop down there on a whim and 2) who leaves their dog there all day with no expected pick-up time? I understand Saturdays get busy, but call your clients and let them know you're running behind. And when you screw up, apologize and don't blame the customer. Certainly don't take it out on the dogs. Jackie and Susan lost a customer and reference in me. ********************************************** Oh My Dog! is a great little boutique with unique collars, pet items, and healthy dog cakes and cookies. Susan, the groomer, and Jackie, the owner, are fabulous. After having had a disastrous cut with another groomer, I called OMD! to see if they could fix my 6lb poodle's cut. They fit him into their busy Saturday schedule and made him look adorable again. Since then I'll only take my dog there, and Susan always does a great job. I've gotten 2 dog birthday cakes there, and the dogs love them. Jackie always has a treat for visiting dogs too! Very nice, friendly people who are committed to a great experience for the dogs and their owners.