Problem: Write a positive yelp review.
A: I booked the most basic room here and got upgraded at check in. It was about 10 floors up from the pool and if you aren't up by 12 noon the bass from the pool's music will have you awake. Great if you should be up by then, not if you just are getting to sleep from an all night Vegas bender. The room had a really big bathroom with double doors which had a separate little room for the toilet which is always nice if you're with friends that take long poops. There was 2 sinks, one of which we filled with ice to keep our liquor cold. Also a bathtub and a separate shower. However the air vent allows sound to travel through because while one of my friends was throwing up you could hear someone in another room go "Is someone throwing up?!". Our room had a movie prop which was the wrench from "Hoffa". Never saw the movie but thought it was pretty cool none the less. The casino is nice and gets really lively by the pleasure pit with girls dancing on poles and whatnot. Now that the PH is a Harrah's casino you can gamble and get rated at even more properties on the strip.

Problem: Write a positive yelp review.
A: Great burgers. Greats beers. Who could ask for more? Just had the black and blue burger and it was just as good as last year. So happy we found this place.

Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A:
Terrible. Please save yourself the heartache and skip this place. I was craving thai food, my favorite cuisine, and after reading about this restaurant decided to give it a shot. The delivery guy arrived early, that was the only good thing about this place! The food was terrible, disgusting and not at all what I expected. I ordered the fresh spring rolls with shrimp, and pad see ew noodles. The spring rolls came with NO shrimp (instead they had shrimp crackers ... That's right, shrimp crackers inside the rolls). What kind of a restaurant puts shrimp crackers to substitute using actual shrimp?! It didn't even come with the peanut sauce pictured on the menu! That appetizer was a complete wash, so I decided it didn't matter and I would skip right to the pad see ew. The dish was dis-gus-ting!! I wouldn't feed it to my dog. It was not spicey at all, the noodles were over-cooked. The sauce was not at all like I would expect it to be. I eat thai food all the time and have never experienced this flavor. I threw away $20 and am still hungry. Never again ordering from this place.