Premise: (David Plotz's of a generic man of the year deflates the genre.)

Hypothesis: David Plotz rushed writing the project and finished within one month.
Answer: it is not possible to tell

Premise: I have been in Kentucky, Kirby.

Hypothesis: Kentucky has the best fried chicken.
Answer: it is not possible to tell

Premise: We can find ways to return you to your own world intact.

Hypothesis: There is no way you can save the world.
Answer: no

Premise: having having having been out of the credit game for some years now i've i've gotten used to either paying in cash or not getting it and uh

Hypothesis: I'm used to paying with cash or just not getting it.
Answer: yes