Problem: Write a positive (OPTIONS:
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A: prolly one of the best salons in town... had several haircuts from jewlz and shes amazing.. book her in advance shes hard to get because shes so talented!!
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A: I am giving more than one star because the girls that work there are friendly. Other than that, the packages are overly expensive and the beds are not all great. Please don't ever do the standup- it is heinous. It's old and the bulbs don't tan, just burn. As a matter of fact, I have never had the kind of skin reaction to tanning like I have in these beds. Every single one. Same lotion as I always use. I actually cancelled my membership after 2 weeks because of the skin reactions I was having (the worst in the standup). However, even though I called twice and politely asked, they refused to waive the charge for the next month. So I paid for April, went for 2 weeks, and will pay for all of May as well. Also, the price says one thing at the store, however after taxes and fees, you will pay at least $10 over that price. I will never go back to Bodyheat.
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer: I was really disappointed with this Cirque! I was truly looking forward to an erotic sensual experience, naked bodies, amazing costumes, and the beauty and artistry that I have come to know with other CDS performances. Zumanity just didn't live up to its advertising or trailers. They really could have created an artistic masterpiece and pushed the limits, instead, Zumanity was a bawdy cabaret act - less artistry more in your face nakedness...also their attempt to address different aspects of sexuality seemed blatant instead of creative...certainly not their best showing!
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Output: The entirety of my most recent Vegas experience put my mood as "tired and generous"; therefore, my rag on McCarran will be much more pleasant than it would be if I had written while inside the proverbial "circus tent" of airports. In succinct summation, this place is a zoo. Upon arrival, I expected nothing less than an impeccably clean, glamorous, sprawling entity, much in the same vein as the opulent places that inhabit the Strip. What I found instead was a loud, chaotic, undersized mess of an airport. Sure, there are slot machines (who wants to gamble in an airport?) but all they added was noise and disruption. I can't even begin to imagine the narrow-mindedness of under-building such a linchpin to the Vegas tourism and travel agency and then watching as the road construction, traffic patterns and under-manned ticket counters compounded the problem infinitely. They are making progress by building at new "E" gate, which looks to be a monstrosity of epic proportions. However, the current airport reeks of an aged-Vegas. The only bright side was that they managed to put thousands of Monday morning through 15+ metal detectors in a pretty quick time period - the only saving grace that stopped me from bashing this place every way to Sunday. What makes it even worse is that the airport will be completely outgrown by 2011 and now the city is faced with the challenge of continually expanding on the current site or building a brand new mega-port near Primm, nearly a 30 minute ride to downtown. Either way, the present and the future look pretty bleak for Vegas travelers. My advice is to stay someplace nice, eat well and win a ton of money - that will be the only way that you won't be driven over the edge by this dump.
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output: Unfortunately something isn't the same - I can't put my finger on it, but the service and food has changed from what Ted's used to be- even at the Buffalo NY locations. It doesn't feel like a family owned business and the employees just don't seem to care. The hot dogs also taste different that they were 20 years ago- cutting costs?
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer:
Very disappointed in quality & service!! Walking by, we spotted Pizza Rock & decided to give it a shot. We debated getting a table or just buying a slice to try it. We finally decided to just get slices. We saw people buying cheese slices, and the pizza looked great. And one note, the young guy cooking the pizzas was awesome (no name tag unfortunately)... he was very friendly & charismatic & is the type of employee any restaurant would want dealing with customers... if he were the only employee we encountered, the "service" would have been great. Sadly he wasn't the only one we dealt with. By the end, we felt bad for him... it apparently isn't his fault that he's forced to overcook the pizzas this way. So we ordered 2 slices of pepperoni pizza. The first two he brought out just looked disgusting... they weren't just burnt, they were BLACK! We said no... he offered to get 2 new slices. But then we saw what he put in the oven to warm up... they looked exactly the same, they were from the same exact large pizza as the first two slices. He handed them to us, and we thought "maybe it tastes better than it looks." But first, we lifted it up... the bottom literally looked like asphalt, totally black on the bottom & the outer crust... burnt to a crisp... even the pepperoni was so tiny & curled & burnt. We each took one bite off the tip, and all we could taste was burnt char and it literally crunched in my mouth like a cracker... not even good crispy pizza 'crunches' like that, it was hard & crunchy & only tasted like char! No other flavor! We said "No, we can't eat that. Why are all the pepperoni ones burnt? Why not take one out sooner, so they look like the cheese pizzas?" The guy said "I have to leave it in longer to cook the pepperoni." Really? Why does NO other pizza place have to BURN it to cook the pepperoni? That just makes no sense, sorry! We finally asked for a manager to get a refund, because he took another new pepperoni pizza from the oven, and it looked exactly the same, blackened & charred. The manager, Joel (we were told later, he never bothered to introduce himself), finally came out (after waiting quite some time, guess they only have 1 on duty at a time)... and was extremely sarcastic & unfriendly the entire time. He stated that we were the ONLY complaints he'd had all day long. Okay, that's fine, we explained, but we ARE NOT eating that burnt pizza they offered us twice! Also, I wish I had thought to tell him right then... numerous other people in line at the same time didn't seem to care, and we asked a big group of them "Don't you care that it's so burnt?" Their reply was "We're so drunk & hungry, we could care less right now." Ahh, near all the bars, especially for a big event in town, lots of people so drunk they don't care WHAT they eat... so that's why nobody was complaining!! We were also starving at this point... we'd already been waiting over 30 minutes for 2 slices... but we weren't hungry enough to eat black, charred, flavorless pizza. After arguing about the burnt-ness of the pizza, Joel finally voided our transaction to refund our purchase... the then stated they were cooking us 2 more slices in a different oven inside the main kitchen... we never asked for that and at this point, we didn't want it... but he 'informed' us of that, and walked away... didn't give us a chance to tell him 'no thanks'... we'd been standing there about 40 minutes now, we were NOT waiting another 10-15 minutes for another burnt pizza... or worse. So we told the NICE young man cooking to please let him know we aren't interested, we'd rather leave & eat elsewhere. So if you like burnt, charred, overcooked pepperoni pizza, this is the place for you. Or if you like plain cheese pizza, that LOOKED pretty good! Just not sure why they can't cook them the same... if the pepperoni slices looked ANYTHING like the cheese slices, nice golden brown crust & bottom... we'd probably be customers for life! Sadly, they cook their pepperoni pizza to death, and have managers who are snide & sarcastic & downright unfriendly to their disappointed customers. So we have no desire to return, and will never recommend this place to anyone. Shame, because we're always looking for good pizza places. We ended up finding pizza elsewhere... guess what, it was cooked properly, but not burnt... imagine that!