Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: Sorry Mullens, but I will never visit your establishment again. I attempted to stop in with a few friends on NYE; we had a few friends inside attending a party. Three of us have PA licenses, and our fourth has an AZ license. The bouncer comments on it, and my friend mentions that he's actually from Cleveland but just hasn't changed his license over yet. Captain bouncer states that my friend has to say "Cleveland Browns suck" in order to get in the bar. Of course my friend isn't going to say that, because even though they may suck, there's no reason to disparage your home team just to get into a bar. At first we thought he was joking, but then it became pretty clear that he was not, stating "my bar, my rules." I went in, told our friends inside that we were not wiling to give money to a place that has employs someone like that at the door, went outside, grabbed my friends, and instead went to a bar that has bouncers that make decisions based on logic. What a shame.
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A: Went here for lunch last week. We left the office at 11:15 and got there around 11:30 and it wasn't that busy with all the crazy lines yet. But the dining area was jam packed. Once we ordered though there was a huge line that was forming. I order a beef tamale and a machaca hard taco for under 5 dollars. Even though they say soft only for the machaca taco, they will do a hard taco for you. I ate the taco at work and I brought home my tamale and decided to give it to my husband and he ate it seriously in 2 mins. What a fatty! Yes, the place is a hole in the wall. The place may look shady. However, I must say I would make the trip down here any day of the week so I can eat their food. I used to eat here 2 times a week when I worked down the street. Tip: When you want to go during lunch, make sure to call ahead and place an order because you might be waiting for a while or if you go after 1:30 it calms down more so you can find a seat and enjoy your food. These are the only 2 things that I have gotten when I go here. Next time I will branch out and get something else to try it out.
Problem: What would be an example of an positive (OPTIONS:
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Answer: Great place! Bomb cigars and great bartender!! Brian is the shiznit! Does great Bill Cosby impressions! Gotta come in.
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Output: Ordered pickup and it was ready right on time. Pizza was great, definitely the best I have had in Scottsdale. The peperoni rolls are delicious!
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output: So this is what fatherhood has come to. I haven't been out to eat since my son was born. Craving an opportunity to write another review on Yelp, I'm stuck reviewing my last oil change. I went in, the place was dead. The guy told me there was a 90 minute wait (not to mention it's a first come first serve establishment) He said it would be best if I come back. Go back 90 minutes. No one around. The guy says it's going to be a 30 minute wait till they can look at my car. I say I'll wait. 40 minutes later and my car is still sitting where I parked it. I get frustrated and leave. Two days later, I arrive right when they open. This time NO people and NO cars. It still takes them 45 minutes to do a basic oil change. I may be Jewish and the phrase "get the car serviced" is a childhood slogan in my family, but even I can change the oil quicker with no tools than these putz's! Even though I had a $10 off coupon the hours I spent waiting for them to do the job is not worth it. Don't bother.
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Great NM-style food. I think I've been to nearly every location, including the original in Springerville, and this is the best. I've been here many times and had only one iffy experience at Los Dos: the food was mediocre and (gasp) NOT TOO SPICY when we went several months ago. But don't worry, we just went again a few weeks ago, and all is well. I ordered my usual cheese enchiladas with fried egg on top and enjoyed a Bohemia beer to help wash down the hot salsa and spicy enchilada sauce. Yes, I will return. And I recommend the same for you. Just remember that on busy Friday/Saturday nights, you can expect to enjoy several margaritas in the courtyard as you wait to be seated. They take no reservations and this is a popular gem in the South Mountain area.