Problem: Write a positive (OPTIONS:
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A: I was seduced by the poster of the vintage pin-up on the front of this place. You can't judge a book by its cover but with that hot blonde emblazoned on the side, I knew The Brass Monkey was going to be cool. I was right - it's awesome. Movie nights, a wee room where you can cosy up, cushions in place of chairs, chilled out, a heap of old movie posters lining the wall and a decent selection of booze - this is where I'd drink more frequently if I lived in Edinburgh. The bar staff are laid back and due to the nature of the bar, there's always a good atmosphere. It seems to attract a nice crowd, which I most certainly want to be a part of. Outstanding.
Q: positive

A: Alright, let's move beyond the whole best-pizza-in-the-country conversational paradigm for just a ding-dang minute, folks. This restaurant has created a wonderful way to enjoy your meal, something that is truly (and sadly) unique in Phoenix. The long wait becomes an opportunity to relax - to slow down, and sip wine in a charming cottage, on a grass lawn, surrounded by historic brick houses, in the shadow of the modernist science center. The wine and beer list is well-curated, the staff is attentive, and the carefree pace continues throughout the night. Once seated, you are served in an environment that is casual but respectful. Last time I went, the couple at the table next to us got their check 15 minutes after we sat down - and they were still there when we left. The food isn't always impeccable - and where else is it, at $12-15 a person? But the ingredients are always fresh, the dough is delicious even when soggy, and the atmosphere cannot be beat. Honestly, it's something people don't talk about enough. This is a place that is heralded as (at least one of) the best pizza places in the country, and a schlub like me can afford to take my beautiful wife. We can both enjoy a glass of wine, a night under the stars, and delicious pizza for under $50. Well done, Pizzeria Bianco. Well done. If you are coming here with your guard up, daring them to impress you, and aren't willing to slow down and embrace the whole experience, go to Cibo or Parlor or something. That's not a knock on them, I'm just saying - if you can't take it down a notch, don't be a party pooper.
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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- positive) review?

Answer: I don't even want to spend anymore time thinking about this store. Only reason I'm writing this review is to make aware of the awful and unpleasant customer service. If you don't mind waiting ridiculous amounts of time waiting to be helped then this is your place. Otherwise spend your money elsewhere where fast service is a priority.
Input: OPTIONS:
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Generate a positive review for a place
Output: Excellent Menudo!
input: Write a negative yelp review (OPTIONS:
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output: I have a hard time believing the stellar Yelp reviews this show gets; Absinthe is the most insipid Vegas offering I've ever seen. The hosts lack any charm to make their mocking of audience members and extreme potty humor palatable. The routine is an uninspired Sacha Baron Cohen and Sarah Silverman rip-off. If you don't like those comedians -- and even if you do, perhaps -- you will not like the show. The acrobats were, at best, Cirque du Soliel castoffs or rejects. I had a friend present at the show the night before where a performer on the high-wire crashed into the audience and knocked some guy in the head with the balance bar. That part of the show was dropped from the show we attended on Friday Nov. 4, 2011. No great loss, I'm sure. We didn't stay through to the end. Spare yourself the agony of having to pretend you like the show because you paid as much as you did for the tickets. You'd be better off mindlessly dumping your cash into some slots while staring into the middle distance.
Problem: Write a positive (OPTIONS:
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- positive) yelp review.
A:
Fun & friendly staff. Very DELICIOUS food. Hubby had chili burger, MELT IN YOUR MOUTH WONDERFUL. I had Blacked chicken Caesar salad, awesome! Even the kids chicken tenders are flavorful & juicy. Highly recommend this tavern.