Okay , I think I have gotten through today without killing anyone , and I DESERVE A GOOD DAY TOMORROW . Please ? ? ? ? The little disasters today built up ... my phone was " lost " ( it turned out to be tucked into Beloved bag , which I assume was Babe 's attempt at being helpful ) .

A: Why is the speaker mentioning that they have made it through the day without killing anyone ?

First the bad news : Even though the movie 's called Booty Call , you wo n't be seeing Vivica A. Fox 's booty in the hook - up comedy . Now the good news : Viv 's shivs do make a pointed appearance . In the free pic of Vivica A.

A: Why does he want to see her booty ?

First day of school ( the silly smile ) And in other great news our backyard is done . I am so happy that it 's done and it turned out better than we both expected . It was actually worth the wait so maybe I wo n't trash our landscaper on the internet after all . Today John assembled the wood playhouse we got Leah and Emma for their 4th birthday .

A: Why does the narrator suddenly have more free time ?

After all these years , I now think my fears that the moral order was always in imminent danger of collapse were misplaced . My children and I have spent a great deal of time doing little else than wave it in front of each other 's noses : my lectures to them on truthfulness were more than balanced by their tirades against me on unfairness . But all the while , there was one thing we most needed even from the start , and certainly will need from here on out into the New Jerusalem : the ability to take our freedom seriously and act on it , to live not in fear of mistakes but in the knowledge that no mistake can hold a candle to the love that draws us home .

A:
Why did the speaker 's children go on tirades towards them against unfairness ?