Problem: Last week started out bad from Monday on . Randy just got back to work , so no pay check yet , he gets paid every 2 weeks , but we had enough to fill the propane tank and get the septic tank pumped . The propane went fine , but when we had the septic tank pumped out we discovered that the septic pump inside the tank , that pumps water out of the tank into a drainage area was burned out . Without a working pump sewage water would just keep over flowing out of the tank into our yard , not a pleasant thing .

What will happen if Randy can not aford to fix the septic tank pump ?

A: The septic tank pump will remain broken and it will cause a helth risk to the family .

Problem: Well , I yelled at them for abusing my patronage yesterday , so they upgraded my internet plan , and it was meant to be in effect as of midnight this morning . So , I go to speedtest.net and have a look , and nothing has changed . They lied to me , and how convenient is it that their call center is closed on Sunday 's ? So who thinks they just lied to me so I would n't complain , knowing full well that the day I find it was just as slow as ever would be the one day I could n't make them pay ?

What may happen after the internet company is open again ?

A: The customer will contact them about the upgrade issue .

Problem: People , I was abducted . Quite an unfortunate mishap . I was sleeping in my home , and then bam ! I wake up in some kind of celestial prison .

How might some people explain away my experience of being abducted ?

A:
Some people might explain away my abduction as a dream .