Problem: Blimpies still exist? I was looking for something different from my usual work lunch stops so landed here. The place is kind of depressing (as are the owners), the ingredients for my veggie sub (I didn't trust the processed meat) were minimal and didn't look super fresh. The bread is very thick and takes away from what there is to enjoy of the sub. A poor man's Subway for sure, that will teach me to stray from the standards.
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Problem: Are you in Pittsburgh? Do have a craving for chips and salsa but are unable to satisfy it because you're Pittsburgh? Just go to Mad Mex. It's my absolutely favorite uber-americanized-californized-tex-mex-bar-restaurant-voodoo-lounge in the whole world! They're unabashedly american-tex-mex here, but they also respect their Pittsburgh roots. You can get a buffalo chicken burrito here. Try finding THAT in San Francisco! You can even get your burrito with cross-cut fries. oh Pittsburgh - i miss you - sometimes. That said, they actually do have awesome, humungous, fork-and knife burritos such as Super Mad Mex with Steak. So good. When they say spicy, they mean spicy. The restaurant has the coolest logo ever (I bought 2 pint glasses to take home with me). The service is great, if not eccentric. They have half-off food after 11pm, in the Oakland tradition. However, its typically way too crowded at that time to eat successfully. The lesser-known secret is they do half-off lunch from 2-4pm Mon-Thursday. This is a much better way to go. FYI: The chips/salsa are free at the bar but not at the table. Also, they will try to sell you guacamole and sour cream with every dish - but it's not free! Mad Mex also has a decent selection of beer on tap, including, at various times, Rogue Dead Guy, Delirium Tremens, et al. And of course, they have IC Lite and Yeungling for the pittsburgher in you. So go, get a huge-azz margarita, some beer, some great food, and stumble down atwood street drunk with the rest of the crowd.
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A: positive

Problem: I have been coming to this place for 8 months and I've never encountered a bad massage the staff goes above and beyond to accommodate my crazy schedule and I never have a problem booking an appointment although I wished the massage would be 60 minutes and not 50 but I think there is a 80 minute massage available. The place is clean and never noisy unlike some other places I've tried. I have gone to the one in southpark but this location is definitely my favorite one and I drive from uptown to come here and relax.. Will always come here when I can
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Problem: Weak sauce! I had the bubbles after eating here. Actually my family of four had the bubbles. Curry chicken was very weak. If you like Chinese food that is on par with panda express, then this is the place for you. Think taco bell of Mexican food.
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