Problem: Write a positive yelp review.
A: We came to laugh, we stayed to rock. Thursday night, no plans. So we decided to go to a comedy show in the Paris Casino. Intimate room to see a comedy show. Drinks are not cheap but we got our tickets for free, so we didn't mind paying the drink prices. The waitresses can be slow at times, but you can go up to the bar and get them if you don't want to wait. As soon as the comedy show was over, they quickly set up the small stage with 2 pianos. And the music began, one piano man...and then the next. I've been to a piano bar before, but this one was so much better. They'll play anything that's been on the radio for the last 60 years. Just write it down and shoot them a few dollars. They played a great mix of music and performed them really well. We were sure to test their range with Led Zeppelin "The Immigrant Song", Hanson's "MMMBop" (LOL), CeeLo Green "F*** You", and The Dead Milkmen "Punk Rock Girl". We had so much fun we ended up staying for the whole 4 hours they perform. Behind the piano men are windows to the casino, it's fun to watch the people go by, looking confused as to whats going on inside, some passerbys actually licking or kissing the windows. I'm already getting my request list ready for next time.

Problem: Write a positive yelp review.
A: For several years we've been wanting to try Del Frisco's but have been too lazy to drive towards its central Vegas location. The laziness finally wore off and we had finally made last minute 9:00pm reservations through Yelp's iphone Opentable application. The restaurant is spacious, inviting, and beautiful inside. The ambiance and music to match the above. Really, what do you expect from one of the top steak houses in Vegas, let alone in the entire country!? Enough hoopla, onto the food and drinks! Food-wise, I'd probably give Del Frisco's four stars because of the appetizers and sides; but, if I were rating the steaks ONLY, this is a solid five star restaurant! Bread and butter were abundant throughout our entire dining excursion--always a plus. To start I get a caesar salad. It was fresh and looked great but I've had better; probably will never order again. Todd started with oysters on the half shell. They looked good as well but, he said he wouldn't order them here anymore. With our appetizers our server suggested a crisp glass of sauvignon blanc, very well paired. Now, what you've been waiting for the entree... We order two 12 ounce filet mignons cooked medium. Accompanying our steaks we try the red wine and pepper glaze (on the side); don't bother ordering that (too peppery). The steaks were AMAZINGLY PERFECT! Seasoning, juiciness, tenderness=mouth watering! I cannot say enough good things about our steaks!!! Again our server suggested a merlot for my husband, while I opted for a pinot noir. Our sides were, sauteed asparagus (very good), sauteed mushrooms in cabernet (mediocre), and maque choux corn (tasty). The corn had bits of peppers, spices, and pieces of either ham or Nueske's bacon in it. So it was sweet, zesty, and smokey all at the same time; I thought it was good, my husband LOVED it. Being that both my husband and I are gluttons, we didn't leave room for dessert. Go figure... We even brought home a doggy bag. Next time I want to try their desserts. Service was very good without them hovering over us or being snobby, especially for being so late. I can't wait to go back!!!

Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A:
Well stocked, organized, marked, clean store. Unfortunately most of the staff knows little about the products and often gives the wrong answers. A couple of the older gentlemen know a bit more, but they are hard to find. And the other more senior folks routinely walk by, too busy to ask if you need help. Nice facility, but quality and knowledge of the staff needs work. I usually prefer shopping at an Ace or True Value, but the frustration of not being helped and then getting someone who has no idea about the products is enough to send me a couple miles further on down the road.