A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the same sleeping carriage on a train. After their initial embarrassment, they both go to sleep. The man takes the top bunk, and the woman takes the lower bunk. In the middle of the night, the man leans over and wakes the woman, "I'm sorry to bother you, but I'm awfully cold and I was wondering if you could possibly get me another blanket?" The woman leans out and, with a glint in her eye, says, "I have a better idea... just for tonight... let's make pretend that we're married." The man replies with excitement, "Okay! Sure!" "Good," says the woman, "Get your own damn blanket!"
Answer: Cute
Here is the note that went out. I'm giving a speech this morning and will be out all afternoon, but I will try to catch you in between. Also, I am in tomorrow, but then am out all next week on vacation. While I am out, you can work with Emma Caplan. Thanks. Michelle
Answer: Note from Sally
There are cheap tickets to DC (160) this weekend and I was wondering if I should go. My mom says she is just far too busy for me to come. She is alone and Bob is not coming back until next week. What do you think. Ugh
Answer: DC
Mr. Lay- After reading the news of your $60,000,000 to $80,000,000 payout, I am disg= usted and appalled all over again. Unfortunately, that's a daily occurrenc= e.=20 I have been employed with Enron since May of 1993, when Enron purchased LRC= . I was very skeptical of Enron back then and was unsure of my future with= the company. As time went on, I got more comfortable with the Enron way a= nd learned how to survive and even be a little successful here. I became a= believer in the things Enron could accomplish, a champion of our hard-nose= d, driven executives (at least some of them). I bought Enron stock and hel= d on to those valuable options. Over the last 18 months, my coworkers and I have viewed the weekly, sometim= es daily, selling of Enron stock and exercising of options by our top execu= tives (past and present and including you). We came up with all kinds of r= easons that the executives would be doing this -- they're so overly compens=
Answer:
ENRON - A Study in How So Few Could Screw So Many