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If Men TRULY Ran The World... 1. Breaking up would be a lot easier. A smack to the ass and a "Nice hustle, you'll get'em next time" would pretty much do it. 2. Birth control would come in ale or lager. 3. Valentine's Day would be moved to February 29th so it would only occur in leap years. 4. On Groundhog Day, if you saw your shadow, you'd get the day off to go drinking. Mother's Day too. 5. St. Patrick's Day, however, would remain exactly the same. But it would be celebrated every month. 6. Garbage would take itself out. 7. Regis and Kathie Lee would be chained to a cement mixer and pushed off the Golden Gate Bridge for the most lucrative pay-per-view event in world history. 8. The only show opposite "Monday Night Football" would be "Monday Night Football from a Different Camera Angle." 9. Instead of "beer-belly," you'd get "beer-biceps." 10. Tanks would be far easier to rent. 11. Two words..."Ally McNaked." 12. When a cop gave you a ticket, every smart-aleck answer you responded with would actually reduce your fine. As in: Cop: "You know how fast you were going?" You: "All I know is, I was spilling my beer all over the place." Cop: "Nice one, That's $10.00 off". 13. People would never talk about how fresh they felt. 14. Daisy Duke shorts would never go out of style again. 15. Every man would get four, real Get Out of Jail Free cards per year. 16. Telephones would cut off after 30 seconds of conversation. 17. It would perfectly legal to steal a sports car, as long as you returned it the following day with a full tank of gas. 18. Instead of a fancy, expensive engagement ring, you could present your wife-to-be with a giant foam hand that said "You're #1!". 19. When your girlfriend really needed to talk to you during the game, she'd appear in a little box in the corner of the screen during a time-out. 20. Nodding and looking at your watch would be deemed as an acceptable response to "I love you." 21. The funniest guy in the office would get to be CEO. 22. "Sorry I'm late, but I got wasted last night," would be an acceptable excuse for tardiness. 23. At the end of the workday a whistle would blow and you would jump out of your window and slide down the tail of a brontosaurus and right into your car like Fred Flintstone. 24. Lifeguards could remove citizens from beaches for violating the "public ugliness" ordinance. 25. Hallmark would make "Sorry, what was your name again?" cards.

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This email is acknowledgement from the Power Pool of Alberta of the change in direct sales/forward contract registration for contracts that are currently registered with the Power Pool between Lethbridge Ironworks and Enron Canada Power Corporation for trading after December 29 HE 1 2001. On January 7 the Power Pool received your acknowledgement of Enron's change in the source asset for the direct sales/forward contract registrations for contract # 934 to modify the source from the Sundance 3 unit (SD3) to Enron's unmetered source asset (ECP-). The modified registration terms will be effective December 29 HE 1 2001 and will apply until the expiry date of the contract registration for net settlement purposes. In addition, as has been verbally communicated to you, the Power Pool was required to modify a direct sales/forward contract with Enron Canada Power Corporation that was registered with the Power Pool in 2001 due to the sale of the Sundance 3 unit effective December 29 HE 1 2001. The details of these changes are provided below. *********************************** Original Contract Number: 933 Terminated: December 28 HE 24 Source: Enron Sundance 3 (Enron's metered asset) Sink: LI1L New Contract Number: 2053 Begin Date: December 29 HE 1 Expiry Date: December 31 HE 24 Source: Enron ECP- (Enron's unmetered asset) Sink: LI1L If you have any questions relating to this matter, please give me a call.

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Ugh. We'll keep working this angle if their new attorney shows up on deck, but I think Susan and I have done as much as can be done with Howard H. Do any of you know what the Red Cedar facilities look like? I.e. how many miles of line, any big diameter line, any compression, etc? Howard must have read some old cases and gotten himself spooked that their facilites aren't gathering under the modified primary function test. I'm not sure why he thinks signing a transport contract with us will make their situation any worse, but that seems to be his conclusion. If Steve and Bill can't nudge Red Cedar's management into doing the deal, I'd suggest that you both or one of you ask Tsuri (sp?) to have his new lawyer call me and Susan after Howard leaves, maybe with one of the Kinder Morgan lawyers on the phone also, and we'll try to straighten this out.

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