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An example of an negative review: Okay. So, yes, I did have high expectations. I waited more than a month to go to this place because of schedule conflict, not because it's restaurant week. It wasn't worth it. IDK. Maybe it's because it's restaurant week. But that's not a good excuse. The interior didn't look much like what it looked like on the internet, the calamari was too cooked, my wife's pasta was almost as hard as twizzlers and the desert was too sweet. I would not recommend this place to anyone.

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An example of an positive review: I like freemont street. My daughter enjoys the music and light shows. When she is with us we leave by 10pm. When she is not with us we stroll around and enjoy the later stages shows and cheap drinks. Some nights/holidays are better then others to people watch. This is a tip for the drunk non locals... there are two streets where you have to wait for the cross walk before you can cross because of car traffic so be careful you are amuzing to watch as you yell at cars for almost running your ass over because you're in the wrong for walking into oncoming traffic.

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An example of an positive review: Whenever I find myself in the vicinity of 32nd Street and Indian School near lunchtime, which is pretty much if I'm seeing my dentists nearby, I decide it's best to stop at Bertha's for grub. It's inevitable to undo the good cleaning I just got. Mind as well do it with a tasty Bertha's sandwich! Last time, I had the asparagus and havarti sandwich. I couldn't sink my teeth into it until I got back to the office. So worth it. The bread was perfectly toasted. Not sure where they get their bread but it was nice and thick. The asparagus was cooked very tender, likely in olive oil. Pesto mayo was flavorful. I think the price of about $7 with a bag of chips and a mini cookie is reasonable for the quality. Just typing this I wish it were nearby now. I haven't tried any of their salads or baked goods. But I like how they offer mini cupcakes for 75 cents. I give Bertha's two thumbs up.

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An example of an positive review: Ordered a pizza, slow as molasses. That being said, everyone has a bad day. This place is one of my favorites in Arizona. Try the plain pepperoni (don't need to get too fancy, this is a winner). Addon the antipasta sale, and "suicide wings" and you are good to guy. For the courageous at heart - go with the Philly Cheesesteak pizza (a super surprising treat). If you get delivery, don't forget to ask for parmesan and peppers (they never bring it no matter how much I tip - which is always very generous). Oh well. Have fun, and find your sizzle! Attorney Steve, the business and real estate lawyer. http://www.attorneysteve.net