Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer: Two stars is being generous. We wanted a night out...something different and last night while at Town Square and walking around we stumbled upon Coconuts Beach Bar and Mexican Grill. Let me just say, this place was SO much better when it was Lolita's Tequila bar. Not sure why they closed but they shouldn't have. We looked at the menu on the wall outside the restaurant and figured we'd give it a shot. When we walked in, we were greeted by a hostess and next to her was a waitress complaining about the table she had just waited on. Luckily, we were able to get a better server. And I feel bad for the sweet server we had. She deserves to work in such a better place. As a matter of fact, from observation alone, our server appeared to be the only one in the place who actually cared about her job. After being seated in a poorly lit area, we were presented with a small dinner menu and a large Margarita drink menu. We were given water and the waitress took our drink order. About 20 minutes later we received our drinks. My boyfriend was seated facing the bar and noticed that at first the wrong drink was made, followed by 1 drink coming out, then the other. The food was actually the best part about our time there. We ordered the guac and chips. That came out quick and was decent. The chips were dripping of oil and freshly made. The guac could have used a little more salt, but we polished off the bowl so I can't complain too much. For dinner I ordered the "Carne Tacos" and he had the "Del Mar Enchiladas". After about another 20 minutes or so the food came out and it was time to eat. The meals came with rice and beans. Both were delicious. The menu said the Carne Taco's would be served in 2 corn tortillas. I got 3 tacos in a single tortilla. The meat was amazing, but it was covered in onions the way you'd cover a chili dog in onions. After removing most of the onions and a squeeze of lime they were perfect. The Del Mar Enchiladas I'm told were very good as well. Because I checked in on Yelp, we did receive a free dessert item. We went with the Fried Ice Cream, which wasn't bad either. Would I recommend this place to a friend? Certainly not. Will we be back a second time to dine? No way! If this place wants to become a successful dining establishment, I suggest getting rid of the lazy people that don't care about their job, changing up the menu a bit and get bartenders that know how to make a drink quickly. Oh, and subscribe to Satellite radio rather than streaming Pandora with ad's.

Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer: We have been wanting to try this place for a while and finally made our way there tonight. Unfortunately, it wasn't quite what we expected. The appetizer of fresh mozzarella and tomatoes was great but it went downhill from there. Not only did the waiter seem annoyed and uninterested but half of our order came out wrong. When we informed the staff that one of our pizzas was supposed to have mushrooms, they just brought out a side of mushrooms instead of remaking the pizza. Very strange to me. Overall, I think we were all glad we tried it but mostly because now we know we aren't missing much.

Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer:
I went to Tire Works because I was overdue for an oil change. I asked them to check all of my fluids and brakes as well just to be sure. They told me my brakes were basically shot to hell and were cutting into my rotors. They quoted me a ridiculous price saying the rotors were a $100 and they were going to charge me only $60 a piece and one of the mechanics gave me a cautionary tale about how much it cost him to replace the rotors in his wife's Suzuki when the same happened to her. Then they wanted to charge me $500 for a complete fluid replacement. I costs half that at a garage I usually go to off Nellis and Lamb, My Auto Service. So imagine my surprise when my dad got me rotors for $30 a piece and when they were going to be replaced nothing was wrong with my brakes or rotors. It seems they somehow regenerated over the time between my stop at Tire Works and my brake job. Strange. Also my dad took his Syclone to have fuel injectors he bought installed and they charged him for the job but the fuel injectors were untouched and the new ones were still in the box in the truck. They told him his fuel pump was fine and did nothing and gave him back his truck still running rough. He took it to Johnny D's and they changed the fuel injectors and pumps and surprise surprise the truck has been running amazingly for months. These guys are the type that give mechanics a bad name.