Problem: Write a positive (OPTIONS:
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A: Got an oil change and wash - I will say these guys are efficient; they know their craft - my oil was changed and my car washed in less than half an hour. That being said, I was not thrilled with Cobblestones 'fear mongering' up-sell technique once they got my car into the oil change pit. Dude, my car is a 'hoopty', I will drive it till the wheels fall off. I'm burning oil and tranny fluid you say? Derp! My car is 14 years old, with almost 200k miles on it!! My drive belts are cracking?!? No shit, we live in, its hot as fuck, AZ senior rhode scholar. I get it, they're just doing their job, but I just hate it when people trying selling me shit by scaring me - I'm already enough of an asshole, I don't need to be a scared asshole too. And to finish this bad boy - it's like a card carrying OCD member cleaned my ride - shit is ka-lean. Regardless of me not liking their bedside manner in the oil change dept, ill be back.
Q: negative

A: I won't get into the quality of the food or anything else after the experience I had the FIRST time I went here. I had just moved in to the neighborhood, right around the corner no less. It was the first place my family and I thought we would try in the area. We each ordered a slice of pepperoni and a soda. Their sodas come from a fountain but you don't get to fill it yourself. I get my soda and sip it. It's foul! Something is definitely wrong with their machine. It wasn't the normal issue that fountains have of distributing too much soda water in relation to the syrup. This was different. It was much worse. The soda had a strong chemical taste to it, and was not sweet. I go back to the counter and ask for another one, explaining that there was something seriously wrong with the one I got. The guy looks at me like I'm speaking Chinese and then asks me to wait while he gets his superior. He brings back the owner and I explain to her what is going on and ask for a replacement. She flat out says "No". I am taken aback. Confused, I think she must not understand the situation. I explain again. "No, I can't" is her response. I ask her to taste the soda, because the only explanation I can come up with is that she doesn't believe me. She refuses to taste it. I have never experienced anything like this in my life. First off, we all know that these sodas cost about 10 cents to the proprietor. That is why most restaurants let you fill your own. But what is really upsetting is that this goes beyond bad customer service. I did not receive a soda. That's how "off" it was. Yet I paid for it. I was ripped off, over a soda that costs them 10 cents. After eating my slice (I had already paid for it), I walked out of the place vowing never to return. It's too bad, as the pizza is decent and the place is only 2 minutes from my house.
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer: The atmosphere is pretty but the steaks were tough. Service was good. Bread, fries, and salad were good. Too bad the steaks were so disappointing.
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Output: I am really not sure what the fuss is all about with this place. The service is abhorrently slow, they aren't particularly customer-centric and the prices for what you get are super high. I've been in several times, don't know why I'm just now writing this, but I get the same thing generally every time. This time walked up and was just asking a generic question, but was definitely ready to order when the guy in front of me picked up the phone and spent 3-4 minutes taking someone's order that was calling in. I just stood there and stared until he was done. Super rude. Ordered the vegetable parm and it came with a small side of spinach. I was under the impression that I was getting a side of spaghetti squash, but it was actually UNDER the parm. Weird. This small plate of absolutely nothing cost me $10. Not happy. I've had pizza here before as well and while it had a nice taste to it, it again wasn't worth what I paid for it. I get the concept here and I'm sure it looks cool when you hang out a place that touts itself as so healthy, but it really is a ripoff and the food isn't that great; it's just OKAY. Save some money and do it yourself, really.
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output: When I first moved out here from Michigan, I lived up in Anthem for about 10 months back in 2005/2006. Being an avid scrapbooker, this was my store of choice. Partly because I was living in no mans land, and secondly, because this place is a great store. This is a great place for all kinds of stuff. Its owned by a lady who is in and out of the store on a regular basis, and she really knows what shes doing. Great paper stock, stickers, albums, all the stuff you need. I like the fact that she also covers a lot of ground with her product. Not just wedding and baby stuff, but everything you could imagine, in regards to variety. This place was worth the trip, despite being up in Anthem. I went here because it had been a while, and I wanted some variety and a walk down memory lane. Will return in the future, as its worth every mile.
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer:
No wonder these stores are in serious trouble. Tried to buy a cable for HDMI to connect to VGA. One 'associate' kept trying to sell us the wrong cable. His so-called manager or expert was so condescending that they do not have to worry about servicing any of our electronic requests again. The expert told us the only connection available would cost $179. We found it on-line at WalMart for $12.99 and Radio Shack for $18.99. Buyer beware.