Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: The Luxor is the coolest building on the strip! There is a pyramid in Vegas! You also get to ride in an inclinator if your hotel room is in the pyramid. Think of Willy Wonka (the OG version, not the Johnny Depp remake tragedy). I had a girlfriend stay here over the weekend. Her first night was okay, check-in was seamless. Until she got a 7:30 AM wake up call via pounding on the door. Her bathroom had leaked (and I was hungover passed out in another bed). We had to pack up her entire room and they upgraded her to another room. The new room had no AC so we had to pack up and then moved to the West Tower. They upgraded us again and gave us a voucher for $50 good for dining within the resort. Turns out it was only good for the buffet. Thanks for nothing. All in all, the Luxor: It's like a Money, see? From far away, it's okay, but up close, it's a big old mess.(Kudos if you guess the movie quote correctly.)
Q: negative

A: Just came back from a weekend in Carefree & I can't seem to figure out if I like this place or not. I think that if you like to golf and a very mellow place to stay you will enjoy your stay. Everyone here is as friendly as can be and really will go out of their way to make you stay worthwhile. The problem is this place is not very good - it's an older property and just not up to standard. The room is "ok" and big enough but here is the problem we encountered on our trip - birds. Apparently every bird in the area was out and about for the weekend and really pecking on the roof of our casita...starting and 4am all the way to 8am on & off. It's an odd thing to happen when you are staying at a hotel but my god - it was very annoying. The TV was your old school tube & didn't work very well. Feels like the room was put together in the early 90's and never has been updated. Lastly, there was a cockroach in our tub. :)
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer: Let me start off by saying that first, great location, right off the Roosevelt and Central Light Rail Stop and the newly opened bar area is nice and roomy and they have an amazing Schneider Weiss on draft. Those in my party who drank beer agreed that it was amazing. Now, on to the rest of the evening. I realize the place is small and independently owned but the meal started with confusion over the menus in that for some reason some people in my party got the dinner menu, others seemed to get the bar menu, so we had to get that straightened out. Overall, not a huge deal but indicative of the overall evening. Next, we ordered drinks. I like to try new cocktails and so myself and someone else in the party ordered them (the same one for both of us) and the rest of the party was wine and a beer. Here we go into a pet peeve of mine, the drinks took a long time to get to the table. The whole table was talking about it by the time they arrived. In addition, the cocktails, and I guess I did learn something from attending cocktail week seminars earlier this year because they were completely off balance. They had tarragon and it overwhelmed everything else in the drink and the drink was overly sour and needed more simply syrup to balance things out. My friend, who always drinks his cocktail, wouldn't finish the drink it was so out of kilter. Next, we ordered some appetizers, the prosciutto wrapped mushrooms and hot olives from the bar menu. We had five people at the table and the waitress brought four mushrooms, and they were somewhat dry, and served with a bowl of some sort of tarragon cream sauce that was completely out of size with the rest of the app. I realize they may need to charge more but if there are five people, ask them if they want an extra one so everyone can have their own. As for the hot olives, I usually love those, but they should be served with pits in, not pitted, for maximum flavor and nibbling the meat off the pit is part of the experience. The pitted olives, frankly blah. Maybe I'm not cultured enough but I've never, ever had hot pitted olives before. Next, I decided to try the Hamburg mussels, which came in a cream sauce with, I believe, sliced shiitaki mushrooms. Good mussels but lacked taste and possibly more salt? All I can say is I like mussels and I was distinctly underwhelmed by this dish. Next, main course and I had the rack of lamb, which was not half bad but it came with a stack of waffles with some sort syrup and though the waiter, I believe, mentioned they were cheese waffles of some sort, they tasted like waffles and didn't seem to go all that well with the lamb. However, the side dish of risotto with crumbled chorizo was tasty. I know, my fault, I should have read what came with the lamb but never thought of waffles. If I may be so bold, since the risotto is a starch, how about some veggies on the side? I finished the meal off with a coffee which was okay but as with much of my meal, it was underwhelming as opposed to say, the coffee at Chelsea's Corner, which is exceptional. At the end of the meal, we discussed the stars and though I hate to give two stars, the meal experience relative to the cost, two stars. I hope the owners read Yelp reviews and work on it because I want to like this place, I really do and I want to try it again. They have a lovely bar area and a charming setting and right off the rail and hey, next time with my German wheat beer, I'll try the pizza. Call me ever hopeful but I want to see this place get better.
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Output: Lately I have been frequenting the Church Brew Works because of visitors coming into town and because my office really likes to order lunch from there. This is what I have found. Since I am in summer work out mode I tend to eat salads and protein a ton. What's better than a Buffalo Brgr! I get this as my lunch every so often. Juicy, lean, flavorful, bison, cooked medium well! No bun with a side of broccoli. It keeps me full, tastes wonderful and powers me up for a P90 workout! I also LOVE the Pulled pork sandwich and Cuban! I did like the pulled pork better when they served it on a pumpernickel raisin bun! So lets talk fire brick oven pizza! I like simplicity so the mozzarella, basil is my favorite! Pair that with the beer sampler and you have quite a nice Saturday afternoon couples outing! The last time I went to dine with my family we all ordered different items then shared everything! We had the shrimp carbonara, crispy vegetarian polenta, and the Buffalo and wild mushroom meatloaf. The carbonara was creamy and bacony, just as it should be. The meatloaf was super juicy and had a very good flavor, my dish the veggie polenta was tomato based and just ok, It is perfect option if you are vegan or watching calories! I just love bringing out of towners here, the majestic space and the ambiance, are unmatched. Be ready to become infused with a hoppy humidity! There is also a cute outdoor patio that is very inviting. Everyone in Pitt should frequent here! On a side note, I had ordered a pizza to go for my family the day we went since they had helped me move. It ended up being burned on the top so check your to go's! Management was extremely accommodating and hooked me up with a pie when I brought my friend for the sampler! Thanks Brew works!!
Problem: What would be an example of an positive (OPTIONS:
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- positive) review?

Answer:
Was pretty disappointed that I missed their breakfast buffet ($10) by 10 minutes, but was very satisfied with there lunch selection. There's way too much food to list, but believe me, there's a big enough selection that you'll have more than enough to satisfy your craving. If you're a big dessert person, there were pies, cakes, ice cream, and gelato galore. Consider how many people and tables there were, service was very prompt. My water and coffee remained filled the entire time.