Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: When I was in college, I had signed up for them as student loans. I'm currently regretting that decision. My student loans are more than half of paycheck and when I first saw the amount, I asked I asked if there were any way to bring the loans down or consolidate, I was told that there wasn't a consolidation program and the only way I could get the payments to stop was to either go back to school or defer for 6 months. At which point, they'd rise up to $350. Since then, I've made sure to make my payments on time and I recently was excited to learn they had a consolidation program. Imagine my dismay when I was told that even though I'm a member and have credit I'm unable to apply because I'm making under 25 grand. And yet, you'd think that I wouldn't be qualified to make those $330 payments that they demand each month and yet, I DO!
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A: My friend and I decided to take a chance and try this place this afternoon. Neither of us have been so disappointed and angered with a lunch experience in quite some time. The food was barely edible and the service was abysmal! We were seated quickly after being told it would be a 10 minute wait. Our server came by immediately to take drink and food orders. If we had known that would be about the last time we'd see him, I would have given him an agenda for the rest of our meal. Our beers and waters came out quickly but we waited about 30 more minutes for our spinach artichoke dip appetizer. It was gooey and cold with petrified garlic toast but we ate it because we were starving. We sat for another 20ish minutes with empty water and beverage glasses and scraps of our appetizer left that were clearly not going to be eaten. My friend noticed that our server was apparently also the bartender and was chatting up a lady sitting at the bar. Fed up, she went up to him and asked if it was going to be much longer for our calzone. He told her he would check and we watched him scamper up to the window and take a plate that was sitting on an upper shelf. He came back and stated, "they put it up just as I got there!" He then proceeded to leave our lukewarm lunch on the table without any offer of clean plates, drink refills for our long empty glasses or 'can I get you anything else?' The cheese that had oozed out of the calzone was cold and waxy. I managed to find a tiny warm spot in the middle. We sadly ate then waited and waited for our waiter to appear which was silly on our part. We asked another server to bring our check which she did quickly and with apologies. Our quick lunch took over an hour and a half. I'll never visit this, or any other Mellow Mushroom based on this experience.
Problem: What would be an example of an positive (OPTIONS:
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Answer: We enjoyed Lillie's Teppanyaki (or as they call it "Hibachi Grill") on our last night in Las Vegas. It was a wonderful way to say farewell to a wonderful 9-day stay! The service here is very good and the chefs are talented and have a great sense of humor! If you've never tried teppanyaki, I recommend it highly and this place gets it right! My husband and I have been to Benihana and other local teppanyaki restaurants but this was hands down the best either of us have had...so far. The meal price includes soup, salad, grilled vegetables and steamed rice. Fried rice can be substituted for a nominal fee. I highly recommend the Emperor's Feast which allows you to enjoy three entree items for $44. I enjoyed chicken, shrimp and tenderloin. All of it was excellently prepared with their amazing sauces and spices! They also provided three distinct dipping sauces: mustard sauce for beef & chicken, ginger sauce for seafood & vegetables and a hot chili sauce for anything. I don't do hot sauces but my husband raved about the hot chili sauce! The other sauces were delicious! The restaurant is small so be sure to make a reservation. You won't regret it!
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Output: Well since the last time I talked to you all about this arena....I have been to many Phoenix Mercury games.....and I was even at Arena Bowl to see the Rattlers. However last night was my first concert experience at U.S. Airways Center. I went to see John Legend and Sade....and it was a show to which I have no words....but trust me it was Sultry and I was in a total trance the whole time. The arena was set up very nicely for the Sellout Crowd....other than having some better organization....I will definitely return for another concert in the future.
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output: The crepes are ok, but the buckwheat savory crepes sometimes dont go with all the savory crepe flavors. The smoked salmon did not go well with the buckwheat. The little side salads are delicious, but tiny. I like this.place, but I can always eat another full meal an hour later.
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer:
So I really wanted to like this place, I had read the signs about a Camp fire Ceasar and all. And I did really like the cheap drink specials 6 bucks for a pbr and a jameson after 10 pm. But what happened to me and a friend here tonight will serve me to never go to this establishment ever again. We were talking at the bar about various things and I found out that our conversation about Americans being fat due to a lack of public transportation was completely forbidden. My friend and I were just sitting at the bar when all of a sudden the bartender tells us that we need to leave, now I have been wasted and told that I would not be served any more, but his was entirely due to our conversation and our something or whatever with positive body image. Instead of trying to argue with us, our bartender suggests that we drink our drinks fast or get a refund. WTF?!? This is the kind of bush league stuff that you only hear about and never experience in real life. The poutine was great, as were the drink specials but woe be to you if you mention anything to do with fatness, or you will be asked to leave. My friend and I are still confused several hours later. It is enough to cause you to wonder whether prejudice against lesbians is justified (which I doubt is actually their goal in life) but being unwelcome as a straight man is a new experience. I will never go back and will be frequently any of the various other bars in Montreal as a result.