input: Write a negative yelp review.
output: Very average pizza....not impressed at all.
input: Write a positive yelp review.
output: This place was open until 11pm on a Wednesday night - perfect for the nightcap we needed after a long day. Self serve choices abound, with a dozen different fro-yo's on tap. The results? Chocolate Mint Cookie was my favorite. Double Cookies & Creme - Eh. Would have reallocated calories to the mint. Pistachio - YUM! Madagascar Vanilla - very good. Very reasonable pricing and airy decor.
input: Write a negative yelp review.
output:
We stayed here last year and I was not all that impressed. I couldn't get past the kitchy decor, the rooms were small and the casino floor was too surreal for me. Something about the lighting, but remember, I really hate the theme crap, so YMMV. Btw, if I never see another "cobblestone" street again it'll be too soon. You ever try to walk in high heels on that shit? Keerist. I'm gonna break an ankle. I didn't check out the shops, so the only redeeming quality was that the slots are looser than most. They took away my favorite slot though. Boo. My friend and I were staying at Bellagio on our more recent trip, but we walked over to Paris for a visit. After playing for a while, we stopped to have a bite in the wee hours at the 24 hour cafe. (Le Cafe St. Louis) This turned out to be a real pain the ass. First of all, the food was mediocre but to add insult to injury... when I asked for bread to go with my soup I was met with an argument that they didn't have any. When I pointed out that my friend was eating a French dip sandwich so how is it that they didn't have any bread... I was told that it was only used for sandwiches.... then after I said "Dude. Come on. It's just bread." he finally gave me some but told me to keep quiet about it. Cheap asses... WTF? It's bread. Everyone gives complimentary bread. What's wrong with you? Oh, and then the bread, a hunk of baguette, turned out to be hard and tasteless. Poseurs. Kudos to the bartender for being cool and comping us a couple drinks though. That was nice of him. The only redeeming quality of the night. Would I go back? Maybe... but only for the bar and a few games.