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An example of an negative review: Not sure how this place is getting good reviews, unless they are employees or we just hit it on a bad day. The staff is not friendly at all and when we got our three meals home, they had absolutely no dipping sauces that we had asked for, no condiments or anything. The coleslaw was warm and disgusting, so we couldn't eat it and my catfish was so rubbery and undercooked it was like chewing gum. I couldn't eat it. Had to throw entire dinner away, except for the biscuit. The only reason I'm giving it two stars is the chicken strips that my kids got looked halfway decent.

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An example of an positive review: I really enjoyed this place. The staff is not only friendly, but just plain cool. The vibe is like a really great bar-- but without the nasty , disgusting, cigarette smoke. Then there's the food-- delicious! And so much to choose from including plenty of veggie and vegan options, a fantastic dessert menu, and a huge variety of beers. I'll be back. A lot.

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An example of an negative review: Food ordered: Drinks - Rhubarb Fizz, Flying Dog Porter Appetizers - Potstickers and Lettuce Wraps Entrees - Dolsot Bi Bim Bap and Vietnamese Beef Noodles For $12, the Rhubarb FIzz was underwhelming, over-iced, overly bittered. Flying Dog Porter is a great beer. The Potstickers were ok, but tiny, while the Lettuce Wraps were the star of the entire dinner. Vietnamese Beef Noodles were bland and flavorless. The menu lists them as including jalapeno, but there was no heat whatsoever. As for the Bi Bim Bap, I've had this a few times at Korean restaurants, and it was very... different. They essentially took the appetizers and side dishes and tossed them in the pot. The kim chi and pickled shiitake just didn't belong in the dish, and brought a very off flavor to the entire things. It took a full dousing of the goju jang for the dish to be eatable. Very very disappointing. Service was ok. They asked how the meal was too many times, yet after 15 minutes I had to flag down a waiter just for them to take my card so we could pay and leave. It was my wife's birthday, and we took advantage of Big Burrito's GREAT free entree promotion, but even with $23 worth of Vietnamese Beef Noodles taken off the check, I still felt completely ripped off paying $80 for the rest of the meal and a tip. I'd much rather go to Noodlehead and pay $20 for a much better meal next time.

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An example of an positive review: I'm writing this review from Oakland, Ca. I was living in Las Vegas a few years back and I remember eating here. The ramen was so delicious. I still think about it. Here in the San Francisco Bay Area I have yet to find as good a ramen, even though there's a Japantown in SF. I am constantly disappointed. The only other ramen that compares is in Torrance, Ca. I heard about on in Berkeley, but it's $16 a bowl. I miss your ramen. :(