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An example of an negative review: This was our first time ordering at the Aurelio's on Craig (we didn't know it was there so we'd been going to the one on Cheyenne). I'll give them 2 because the pizza was delivered quickly and it was hot, but the two thin crust pizzas we ordered were garbage. The crust was not that thin and the texture was awful. Both pizzas were very salty, especially the pepperoni (the other was tomato, spinach, mushroom). We also had a coupon for a free appetizer and got fried mushrooms. They were bland, not worth actually paying for. We will go back to the Aurelio's on Cheyenne. Their pizza is much better. My husband's comment: "Ouch-Elio's thas right cuz it hurt my pocket and then that nasty pizza hurt my mouth, it gave me bad breath and had people calling me yuk-mouth for a week. Ouch-Elio's should make dog food cuz my dogs loved their pizza....my dog chubby loved the pizza so much it had him licking his paws."

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An example of an negative review: First of all, I don't like the name Hilary. There was a fat girl in my primary school class with that name who went around stealing everyone's play pieces but I'll try not let that cloud my judgement. I came across Hilary's Bazaar the other day my first reaction was "holy crap, what a rip off" and I was shocked to see the price of many of the items here. In comparison to similar shops the price seems to be 10 times as high here with a pair of feather earring being as much as 18. It might not seem that much but they weren't even real silver and looked like something you'd get in a kids gift bag. Much of the stock here is just a bit of fun and great for gift ideas, especially the jewellery, purses and other accessories. For me, I just think that some of the prices are way too high for what they are.

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An example of an negative review: Couple days ago I visited a Streets of New York. My friend was driving and we were drinking so I may be confused, but I am pretty sure this is the one. We had a tiny server named Carly? Is this the right one? Anyways, it was a big mistake. My server looked like she may have been seventeen --while wearing makeup--and she acted even younger. The personality that she wore at our table seemed to quickly dissolve when she exchanged words with members of the staff and I overheard countless inappropriate remarks made by her. In addition to the unprofessional nature of our server, our food (which was mediocre) was apparently messed up by the kitchen (=server error), the tables were sticky and disgusting, and I walked out less satisfied than when I walked in. two enthusiatic thumbs down

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An example of an negative review: gee, thanx previous reviewer, "Jen L.", for letting us know about your rubbers... *snicker*... i don't like Smiths, really, because they are unprofessional and they have some really yucky characteristics... like the bread isle smelling like the trash bin out back and having no buzzer at the liquor section when its locked so i'm standing their waiting for the cows to come home or the tactless way they 'keep an eye on customers' by announcing over the loudspeaker "security, he's on isle 6"... um... i refuse to hate the whole company... i don't like to diss a whole organization for a few people's screw ups, but its been more than one Smiths and other people have told me the same kind of stories, so in summary... get it together, Smith's , or else i won't shop there and the previous reviewer, "Jen L.", won't buy her much-needed rubbers there anymore either