Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer: Bf and I stayed here for 5 days last week and we had no problems... there were little things like no bathroom fan and high tub, but not a big deal. Friendly staff, good coupons, good shows and a good variety of places to eat. The pool tends to get crowded, so you have to show up early to get a seat because they are first come first serve. When we finally made it down to the pool with decent seats, we walked away for a few mintues to get a drink only to come back to our stuff moved to another chair by 4 old cougars....apparantly they "went to the bathroom to change" but didnt leave anything on the seats to let people know it was occupied. I decided to be a lady and let them be since they were bitters old women anyway! ahahahaha. But if your willing, you can fight for your chairs cause it was hell finding seats after that! Luckilly the lifegaurd was really friendly and helped us find seats:) We also we to ROK vegas which was only ok because of the music (and music video playing on a huge panoramic screen) and me being drunk! Crowd sucked. They were lame and alot of people didnt dance... (uh?). There were also older people there too. wtf! lol If you happen to be walking around the casino there will be promoters giving away free entrance to ladies and reduced for guys ($10) Saw Zumanity too. A M A Z I N G! very intertaining. If you stay at NY NY you must see this show! They had a 2 show/$100 deal so take advantage. We got pretty good seats...maybe we were lucky!

Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer: Barack Obama ate here! That's right BITCH, the next Pressy had a burger here. This from the owners mouth. At any rate, man did I want to LOVE this place, unfortunately my burger was over cooked. The seasoning was great so I think it was just my bad luck. I will go back. But here's the real reason to eat here, it's Fucking CHEAP! $5 get's you a burger, fries and a coke! You can't beat that!

Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer:
The novelty of the awesome costume work fades quickly into a dimly performed piece with mediocre set design and poor writing. I may have simply sat in on a low-energy performance night--but that's what I got