Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: The Skinny: $14 per person for fake mashed potatoes and three buffet lines serving the same stuff (ought to be 0 stars), no service (0). My hubby's cousin was in town and really wanted to eat at Circus Circus because their 18 month old was with them. Trust me, if it was up to us, we would never venture into this place especially on a Memorial Day Weekend. We went in line and waited 1/2 hour. Went in thinking - well how badly can they mess up hamburgers/hot dogs/french fries. Oh, you should be so lucky to have those things at the buffet! They had a very limited selection of food items - if you could qualify what they're serving to be food. French beans cooked until brown, mashed potatoes you make from a box, "burritos" that taste worse than frozen ones, poached fish that probably was sitting in the same liquid for days (yes, it started to have that bad fishy smell)... I could go on and on but I'm not. Needless to say that when I saw this, hamburgers and french fries from McDonalds sounded like ambrosia. And get this... their buffet line is three lines of the exact same thing. How this mediocrity could be repeated 3 times over is really beyond me. Usually I have something good to say when it comes down to dessert. Tried their lemon meringue pie and it was awful. Texturally, the crust was soggy, the lemon curd was like really bad fake jello and the meringue tasted like plastic. Eww-eww-eww. Honestly, I feel very lucky for my husband and I to have endured this ordeal without a bout of gastro afterwards. There are so many places better than this - really. I never believed I would say this, but the food at Mickey D's is better than this and has better value.
Q: negative

A: People that rate this place high are cheap! It's a $8 steak with slow service to say the least! I only went off a friends recommendation! Bottom line you get what you pay for!!
Problem: What would be an example of an positive (OPTIONS:
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Answer: Service: Amazing! Food: Amazing! Atmosphere/decor: Not bad, but room for improvement. With that being said, I would definitely return and even buy another fresh baked, take home pie!!
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Output: I love The M Resort. It's modern, clean, great prices... And their buffet is so good (minus the wait).
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output: Met a girlfriend for dinner at Aiello's last night and had a great time. It was a bit slow, being later on a Sunday night and all, but it was perfect, not to loud so we could talk and lots of attention from the wait staff. The service was great, it probably helped that my friend was somewhat of a regular there once upon a time. They made sure to take very good care of us. We started with a couple glasses of wine (duh!) and a house salad for her and a Caesar for me. Both very yummy and good portions as well. The bread they bring to the table is amazing as well, and it comes with butter and this awesome pepper infused oil for dipping, so good! Then I ordered the special, portabello stuffed ravioli and she had some angel hair pasta thing with zucchini and red sauce. Both awesome! The prices aren't too bad, average looked to be about $16 per entree and salads around $7. After dinner we moved to the patio, they sent out some lemonchello and a strawberries and creme dessert, very nice, and very yummy! I have seen Aiello's from the Postino patio many times and I am very glad I got to finally try it!
Q: negative

A:
No stars if I could. This guy is the biggest asshole I've ever met. Paid my 60 dollar copay to be insulted and get my self-esteem shot down. He didn't listen to ANYTHING I was saying to him. I would NEVER recommend this place to anyone. I've never felt so awful leaving a doctors office before in my life.