Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer: No doubt, the worst full-service restaurant in Southern Nevada. You are far better off sitting in the bar than the restaurant. My wife and I visited the restaurant on a Friday night at 7 PM which is prime time for most restaurants, but a total fail for Laziza. With all the cars in the parking lot (one shared with several other restaurants), I thought it might be crowded inside. There only maybe ten tables in the dining room and only two were occupied. There were a fair amount of people in the bar. I ordered a diet Coke. Guess, what they were out of diet Coke. So then I order an iced tea. Ok, so then the waitress comes back and says they are out of iced tea, but delivers another diet Coke. This one isn't right either (fountain not working correctly), so still not diet Coke. So I asked for water, which I woudn't see for another 30-45 minutes, long after my entree arrived. The menu is supposed to be Middle Eastern, but contains Philly Cheese steak, Asian (Chinese) Chicken Salad, Fried Chicken and Lasagna. I'm no expert on Greek/middle eastern food, so I decided to try the samplers - the Mezza ((labneh, hummus, falafel, baba ghanouj, tabbouli, grape leaves and pita) and the Laziza Sampler (like middle eastern empanadas). They were ok to me, but over priced for what you get. Service was slow (especially considering there were only two other occupied tables in the dining room), if you could find a server at all. To add to the ambiance, there was an open mic night going on in the bar, and since the dining room opens into the bar, there was no sound barrier and was very loud, lots of bass and feedback. It was an overall unpleasant experience. They never have to worry about seeing me again, but then again I don't expect them to be open much longer.

Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer: Delicious fresh food, friendly service and nice indoor and outdoor seating. The lamb/beef gyro is huge and perfectly seasoned. The feta fries are simply delicious. Perfect lunch spot.

Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer:
So as a person w/o kids who generally focuses on healthy flavorful eating, this is not really the place for me. The offer wings, chicken tenders (fried or grilled) and nuggets. They said that their crispy tenders are their most popular item so I gave them a try along with the Goat Island Delight salad they said was their best - a salad with craisins, almonds and champagne vinegarette. They seem to do a big business from the hospitals at lunch and their food comes out ultra quickly which is good if you're on the go. They seem to do a good job with training their employees. I just wasn't crazy about the breading/seasoning on the chicken- it tasted a little bland/sour and when you say crispy, I guess I expected more crispy batter ala KFC on the outside and the batter was quite thin. The accompanying sauces named after various South Carolina places were boring (buffalo, jerk, bourbon, honey mustard, etc.) The best was the Old Edisto sweet honey BBQ sauce. The salad was bland without the dressing but the dressing itself didn't complement the salad at all. The saving grace of the meal was the delicious cornbread which was sweet and moist, and the frozen banana pudding pop in a dixie cup with caramel and chocolate, which incidentally is not a good thing to eat while driving. Consider yourself warned. It is, of course, absolutely delicious but despite being small (in a Dixie cup) it is quite dense and filling and I couldn't finish one. Is this a great place for families with kids? Absolutely. Will I be back? Probably not until I have a 4 year old I have to feed or I have a hankering for the cornbread or banana pudding pop.