Problem: Write a positive (OPTIONS:
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A: This is probably the best one around. It's nice to hit after the bars close. I always get a cheese crisp and rolled tacos. Surprisingly, they are never greasy like other berto's. On the weekends the menudo at breakfast is good too.
Q: positive

A: I went here last night before seeing Ka. I had read some of the Yelp reviews of good friends and I knew exactly what I would order. When the time came, I changed my mind and I ordered two things differently than I had planned. I started with the lobster corn dogs which were accompanied by a container of creme fraiche flavored with whole grained mustard. I have never had a regular corn dog--ever-- so this was a treat in more ways than one. The lobster was very flavorful, the coating was a nice soft texture, and the mustard sauce made the combination a winner. Next I got the peanut butter crunch burger. It's a large burger, I'm figuring 8 ounces before cooking, served on a bed of fries. The burger is topped with peanut butter and some bacon jam. There are also a number of ribbed potato chips on top and it gives a nice crunchiness to the burger. I asked for it rare and that's the way I got it. The fries were crispy but there were way too many. For dessert, I tried one of their cakes 'n shakes pairings. I got the roasted peach and almond buckle that comes with a salted caramel shake and a small container of bourbon toffee to pour into the buckle like you would flavoring into a souffle. It was very good but the salted caramel shake which was very thick needed more salt. I didn't taste any salt at all. Service was excellent for most part. It took quite awhile to get my check because it seemed like everyone was getting ready to leave at the same time. Until then everything was good. I was brought a new iced tea before my other one was finished, there was a clean fork brought between the corn dogs and the burger--in short--the kind of attention you get from higher end restaurants and not generally associated with a gastropubs. I really liked my time at the pub and I found it a great place for a person eating alone. There was a TV near where I was sitting. I enjoyed watching the Washington Nationals game. The place is loud and it would be hard to have a decent conversation but people were.
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer: I clearly have a different opinion of this place compared to other reviews. this was my second visit here. the first being a few years ago. I do not even know where to begin. The place is wall to wall people. So crammed on top of one another. It is so loud you cannot hear what the other people at your table are saying. The tables are not big enough for the amount of people they seat at them. We were 6 people squished in a table which was meant for 4. Our server may have been new so I will try to cut him some slack. but he did get alot of our order wrong. Our drinks were mixed up, it took forever to get our appetizers, the entrees came pretty quickly. but one was wrong. The dessert was the worst part. My sister brought in a cake for my nephews birthday, and it took nearly an hour before it arrived. By this point we asked that it be put back in the box to take home. The food was not good. There are so many better options for Italian food. Real Italian food. To me this is on the same level of Olive Garden. The one shining star of the meal was the spinach and artichoke dip. it was one of the best I have ever had. Save your money go elsewhere, where you can have a great meal and a nice conversation. I for one will never go back.
Input: OPTIONS:
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Generate a negative review for a place
Output: There's something wrong with having to pay $5 for ice cream that isn't flavorful. I much prefer Dave & Andy's - their waffle cones are amazing and you'll pay under $3 for some of the best ice cream you'll ever have.
input: Write a negative yelp review (OPTIONS:
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output: I'm not a savvy business traveler. At least I didn't used to be. I don't lift the bed skirt before going to sleep in my hotel to check for dried up puke encrusted to the bed frame. At least I didn't used to. My second room was much nicer and cleaner. The breakfast buffet included a "build your own, no, actually just go ahead and cook your own - the batter pump and world's most complicated waffle iron is over there" waffle bar which I found charming.
Q: negative

A:
Worst BBQ ever! Bland, flavorless and over priced (see below). We were hoping that this place would be a knock out considering it's just but the house.. to our disappointment this place is horrible.. took a few bites and the pork tasted so old that we tossed the rest in the trash. Whats funny is that the guys working saw us throw the meat out but didn't ask what the problem was.. ah well.. the lemonade here was awesome though.. some of the best lemonade Ive had in ages! I'm actually surprised that this place isn't out of business yet as its always empty.. a real shame.. we were SO excited when we first saw the banner go up.. maybe they can turn it around before its to late though I'm afraid to go back. When I say over priced I mean when you order 15 bucks of food then throw it in the trash because it tastes old, then leave hungry, well don't you think thats over priced?