Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer: Excellent beer selection here in this small bar with limited hours, and without the subpar service of Papago. Same owner as Tops of course, and it is convenient to have a couple pints and then shop next door for takehome. Nice place, just wish they were open daytime more, especially weekends.

Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer: love everything about this place! I got the after party juice and the hope salad and both were perfect. fresh ingredients, good combinations of flavored and textures, not to mention healthy! and the cafe itself is adorable. the blue walls have a calming effect upon entering and the decor is charming. I'll be back for sure!

Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer:
I highly recommend riding this roller coaster once. ONCE. Why? So you will know just how bad it really is. Ignore all the reviews about it being awesome and the best unless you like your spine being totally repositioned and finding out how a heavyweight boxer feels after 12 full rounds of getting jabs to the head. This coaster is so bumpy that you might as well wear a neck brace before you even go on it. The harness that goes over you legs does a decent job of holding you down. As for the overhead harness, well that does an ok job. If you have ever seen Final Destination where they ride the devil roller coaster then you will know what I mean. Both coasters ironically were red. For you women, (or men), if you ever want to use that "Not tonight dear, I have a headache" excuse, go on this ride and it will look very convincing! So for 14 bucks just for one ride you better think long and hard while you are still coherrent. For you hardcore punk rockers you can get an all day pass for 25 bucks. That's awesome! The coaster will do all your headbanging for you! Service here pretty much sucks. The few times I have been here (only because of friends or fam that didnt wanna ride it alone) the employees are mainly teenagers that see their job as not really important because their plans are not to be here the rest of their lives. Sure, I have heard that before! Before you see them, make sure to put your phone on silent and put it in your pocket because if they see you with it, they will tell you to put it in a locker for 50 cents. I have always said, all Vegas needs is a Six Flags and we are set. My recommendation would be to go to Circus Circus and get their all day pass for about the same price. They have a coaster there that is similar. At least they have other decent rides there for you to explore and their coaster is a little less bumpy. You can also go to Primm which is about a 45 minute drive to ride the Desperado Roller Coaster at Buffalo Bill's Hotel and Casino. The first drop for that one is actually way higher than New York's coaster and there are no loops. Just camel humps and tight corners. So stock up on the Advil, Tylenol, or whatever headache medicine of your choice. You're gonna need it and try not to OD!