Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Someone makes his way through the crowd. He
sits down among the pedestrians, sighs, and gazes at the portrait.

His broomstick goes out of control. It
unleashes ominously from the river, which erupts across the sky.

He bumbles along the entire trailer to a lower level and crushes a red sports car. Ramping off the end, someone
notices someone standing on the railing.