Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer: Diluted Mexican cuisine. Nothing "hot" about the hot sauces- either green or red. The half of a cup of watery salsa was inadequate to mask the flavor of the greasy if plentiful tortilla chips (for which no plates or napkins were offered). The chili relleno and frijoles were the blandest I have ever eaten outside of a chain restaurant's drive-through. The television blared a raucous Mexican talk show to an empty dining room. Loud, tasteless, plastic decor for easy clean up with none of the authentic and endearing kitsch brought back from the homeland.

Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer: If this is classic diner food, or a true greasy spoon, I want to give up right now. It's not. This tiny joint is a couple steps above vending machine. Yelp swayed me way wrong here - the food is borderline passable in a rush. Diners or greasy spoons actually prepare food to order and actually have some level of quality. The fact its budget food doesn't really matter, there's still pride and passion. The staff here seemed to universally hate life - and I get they work in a casino probably harassed by fools all day, but there's a point at which you've given up and are going through the motions. Order a salad at Binions and it comes in a packaged, pre-made plastic box, same goes for a shrimp cocktail. Order a pulled pork sandwich with fries and the kitchen churns it out in about 180 seconds - and tastes very much like 3 minutes of effort. Ask if you can get a beer, and your surly waiter will grunt, mumble and point to the casino bar before walking away. Your interaction with this waiter will get no better. I'm not asking for the earth, I know its a quick cafe and its cheap. But at the minimum I expect a smile, a hello and some quality.

Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer:
Very cool Vape shop. I went there the other day just to check it out and see what's up, they're very knowledgeable there and answered all my questions. From Mechanical mods, to an ego battery, and even the juices that they've enjoyed. This shop is a must go to. They'll help you with your every Vape need!