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Output: They should change the name to the SUXor because this place sucks. Snotty desk staff will take your 20 and still look at you as if you just took a dump on their counter, plus you will get NOTHING from them, so save your money and don't tip the desk staff expecting anything. The rooms are DARK like so dark you can't read a book comfortably. There are no full mirrors in the rooms, no minibar or minifridge. My television was missing a remote control which took 3 calls and 5 hours to rectify. The elevators incline at a very strange angle and it feels like you are on a ride at an amusement park only it isn't amusing. The plumbimg made a clanging noise all night and day "it's in the pipes". It was like Chinese water torture. The buffet at Pharaoh's Pheast was less than memorable, and don't go by what it says on the main floor, cause quite a few of the items that were supposed to be on the buffet were no where to be found. Also, stay close to your room if you eat here, I was running for the bathroom not long after eating. The internet connection they offer is neither cheap nor reliable as I kept getting disconnected and had to keep logging back in. There are many other places to stay that look like they are better maintained, this place looks good a first glance, but a closer look will reveal that it is not worth it. I once stayed at the Embassy Suites here, and would go back there before coming back to the Luxor. Actually most people I've spoken with like Alladin, Harrah's or MGM on the strip. Off the strip, the Hard Rock is great as is the Palms. As for the Suxor, well, I've learned my lesson.

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Output: I stayed here for a conference and I would probably not stay here again. Yes, the price is reasonable but the location and design of the building is horrible. It took me a really long time to find my room from the main entrance because the design's like a maze. Costumer service was horrible too. The meeting rooms were large but they had problems with the air vent so the rooms were freezing, like you were in a freezer. My room felt like a sauna everyday before I had to turn on the AC. I think overall, they have issues with the vents. They are making a new Spa and that looks promising.

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Output: Jennifer was amazing! Really needed my back worked on and she conquered this knotted back! I can't wait to go back and see her! First time massage is $30 for one hour...amazing!

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It's been a while since I visited this place probably the last time was the original location on Maryland Parkway at least 4 years ago. I gotta say that I was impressed. We were greeted promptly and given a good table. They are very kid friendly as well. Our waitress was very friendly, attentive and helpful. The fries with some sort of remoulade sauce were tasty. Could not stop eating them and took some to go. I missed having a good calamari app and this one did not fall short of expectations. Crispy light and flavorful with a great tasting marinara type sauce. We also ordered the hummus and eggplant appetizers. This is one of 2 reasons why this is about a 4 - 4.5 star review. The food runner dropped off the the apps but failed to give us any type of flat bread or whatever for dipping. Our waitress was able to correct this about 6 minutes later. Entrees we had the chicken curry with basmati rice....winner winner you know the rest. The Moussaka unexpectedly had beef, duh shoud have read the menu better, but was nothing short of great. We took some gyros to go for some friends. Had a bite later, the meat was great, good tzaziki sauce, but it just needs a better wrapper. Don't know what they are called, but I have had them in other places, almost like a naan bread or something. I will be back again for the baklava. Hats off to you guys for the comfortable atmosphere, good food and service. Something refreshing for a change and I love Mediterranean food.