Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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- positive) yelp review.
A: We went here on a Saturday night and although it was busy, we were seated right away. I did ask the hostess for a high chair which she never brought. The server then came and took our drink orders and we had some questions about the menu. He was rude and not helpful at all. He didn't smile or even pretend to be good at his job. After he took our order, a soda was spilled at the table, it was all over the table, the floor and my husband. No one came to help us clean it up. We had to clean it with the few napkins that were on the table. The server finally came and took the dirty napkins off the table and wiped the table down however the floor NEVER got cleaned up. We had to sit with our legs up because the floor was covered in coke. On to the meal. We ordered Caesar salad which was generic and a BBQ chicken pizza and pepperoni pizza. My daughters loved their pepperoni however my husband and I didn't enjoy the BBQ chicken pizza. It was cold and chewy. My youngest daughter had the kids macaroni and cheese which she loved but the plate was served piping hot. Why would you serve a kids meal (with a baby at the table) on a piping hot plate?! The kicker was the bill. There were 5 of us and the check was $65. I guess I wouldn't have minded if the meal and the service was good but I was completely unsatisfied with everything about this meal. I will not eat here again and would not recommend this place to friends.
Q: negative

A: I popped in here one day during lunch while doing a crash course at the RE school up the road. I was unsure but one of the employees was standing outside and kind of ushered me in. I walked in and looked at the menu puzzled, which you would think would encourage someone to speak up and tell me how they work...but alas. When I tried to place my order with the owner he just stared at me until one of the gals finally told me to head down to the other end. I ordered the veggie wrap thinking it would be healthy but boy was it the opposite. The thing was huge, awkward, and super messy. And of course I found myself with no napkins. The veggies that were in the wrap were swaddled in oil and after halfway through the oil spill I gave up. $10 for that mess. Also the owner asked me where I was from since I clearly wasn't a regular and when I told him SD he was quick to tell me how he doesn't like it there...not the normal answer I get, which is fine, it's your opinion, but talk about putting me off as I'm paying for my $10 wrap!
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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- positive) review?

Answer: I've only been to Menchie's once. That was about 6 months ago, and I haven't felt much desire to return since then. While the store's decorating scheme is delightfully kawaii*^_^!, and the gentleman working the counter was very helpful, ultimately, I just didn't care much for the product. I am a fan of tart yogurt, but yogurt cannot get by on tart cred alone. I sampled maybe half of the flavors on tap when I was there, and ultimately did buy a small cup of somethingorother (now, you *know* things aren't great when I can't remember my order), but each and every one left me feeling...flat. Like there was too much ice and not enough anything else. I'm not sure if there was something in the ingredients that was putting me off, or if it was just the excess of sugar and low/non-fat recipe combination, but I couldn't even finish my small serving because I was getting a headache from the weird texture/mouthfeel/lack of "food-ness" (that's totally a word, btw). Honestly? I'd rather have TCBY. And you should know, that's not a TCBY endorsement. I *have*, however, kept my iconic pink spoon. That thing is great.
Input: OPTIONS:
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Generate a negative review for a place
Output: I'm new in the area and selected Delia's because I received a coupon in the mail. I was initially satisfied. They have a bag drop which I like. On my second visit (or so) I got back my blue dress shirts and on both of them the collar tips were stained a dark blue. not sure from what. My girlfriend returned one of them for repair or reimbursement, etc., and told them what happened when she dropped it off. Today she picked them up and was told she could leave it again for them to work on. She wanted to leave it but not pay for it and was told she couldn't take the other drycleaning with her if she didn't pay for this shirt....which, by the way, we'd already paid for to get cleaned once prior. the note the counter guy put on the ticket was "spots on the collar"...nothing about the fact that it was a repair. I'm livid at the way this is being handled. "'Stuff happens" but it's how a person or organization deals with it that matters. Based on my experience and that of those other patrons I've just read about I'd recommend steering clear of these guys until they go out of business.
input: Write a positive yelp review (OPTIONS:
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output: The gluten-free pizza at this place is amazing. In fact, I'd say it's the best gluten-free pizza I've had since I was diagnosed with Celiac Disease seven years ago. Unfortunately, I don't live in Arizona, but I can pretty much guarantee I'll be ordering the spinach special gluten-free pizza every time I come visit family. Bonus points: Redbridge gluten-free beer for only $3 a bottle!
Q: positive

A:
I came here with my sister for a girly pamper-me day. We took advantage of the $39 hour long massages. There's no catch to the price, but you only get to use that rate once and they tell you about their membership options. No pressure to join. The interior is simple and calming. The masseuses were professional. My massage was extremely relaxing. Payment was swift and easy. All in all, a very relaxing, enjoyable experience.