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Output: Man this place is pretty darn yummy. The ice cream here is so dense and creamy. I can't imagine having any size bigger than their smallest size. It definitely hits the spot during those hot AZ summer nights.

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Output: Where do I start?!!??! Dreadful! Seriously thee worst guest service for exchanges or returns I've ever experience for fragrances and lotion?! I went in there to hopefully be able to exchange my purchases from getting a buy 3 and get 3 free deal. I bought 4 lotions, 1 body cream , and 1 body spray all of the same fragrance. The lotions were $10.50 each, body cream $12.50, and the body spray $14.00. Three of the lotions were free from the promo deal they had going on for Christmas. I went back to this store to return the body cream and body spray with both the lotions that were freebies, so I can get the whole value of what I paid for and exchange the two free lotions with one body cream and body spray to match the value of the deal. There were two managers on duty... Alisha and Angie both were not helpful or accommodating at all to my visit. It was almost like being punished for even purchasing these items. One manager tells me I have to pay for the free lotions if I want to return the body cream and spray for the difference. I told her I have the two lotions in my car and I'll go get them to get the full value of my return. She said that's fine. So I went back to my car to get the lotions and return to this store for more BS. Now she tells me she needs ALL the lotions to do the transaction. I told her that doesn't make sense, I'm returning two items I paid full price for and bringing back the two lotion freebies that came with it. Why do I have to bring back the other two lotions, which I liked and already gave away as a gift? I'm giving back the two freebie lotions that went with the two items that I was returning. The manager told me that's the only way we can return these or you have to pay the difference of the two lotions you kept. I told her why am I entitled to pay for the difference of two lotions that has nothing to do with this return when I brought you the two lotion freebies to get the full value of my return of the body cream and spray. She insisted I must bring back Everything I purchased to get anything back. REALLY?!!?!! And then another manager gave me more hassle from returning a perfume when it has nothing to do with the buy 3, get 3 free promo, which I also paid full price for. She told the cashier before doing the return transaction that I may only get back half of this perfume I purchased. I told her what are you talking about? I paid full price in that, why would I be getting only half back?!? Are you seriously kidding me?!! She took off to the back and while all these BS is happening.. the cashier girl goes.. I'm so sorry.. we have different managers and they all have different ways of doing a return. I told her.. They maybe be two different people, but a return or exchange shouldn't be this complicated or troublesome. Irritated... A little. Angry... oh getting there... Will I ever come back to this piece of coal store.... Never. She comes back without any apologizes and says yeah she gets full price and walks away. The cashier again apologizes to me after seeing my face with no signs of getting a smile. This whole transaction took over 45mins. Un-fkn Believable... I told the cashier.. I'm going to let you know right now.. your managers have some Horrible, HORRIBLE guest service. For having.. "We want you to love everything. If you're not happy. bring it back. 100% Guaranteed!" a statement on Bath & Body Works receipt is far from relevant from what I experienced today. Why would I ever want to shop at this store, if I'm going to be treated in such a snobby, no care in the world, disgusting manner like these two managers showed me. I drove all the way home to get the other two lotions that those managers told me I needed to have in order to get the full value of the refund and drove to Boca Park this time to see what kind of guest service and treatment they will give me in returning and exchanging. Amazing what a difference it makes from another location. In a matter of less than a minute.. Sharon was so eager to make things right and even offered to let me get an even exchange in my previous items without having to return the two lotions that those unprofessional managers told me I needed to do. Sharon was puzzled too from what happened to me earlier & said why did they make you do that? I wasted 2 hours of driving across town and wasting gas for a simple transaction they could have done, but instead gave me some BS treatment that I really didn't deserve or appreciate at all. Without guests buying and returning anything... they wouldn't have a job. Never had such of an experience where its a crime in returning something. Those managers need to take some Nordstrom 101 class. They could use a ton of help in learning how to treat guests and not making them feel less of a person for shopping there. Boca Park, Sharon's guest service was beyond exceptional and didn't even give me a hard time WHATSOEVER! Huge difference!

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Output: Hot mess. Reviewing for nightlife, not food, though based on my experience and fellow Yelp reviews, I'd hardly try this place for a meal. Went out with friends after an out-of-town friend wanted to hookah it up and another friend said he knew the owner of the place. We got a table, ordered unlimited flavors and watched the ridiculous display begin. Bouncers moonlight as servers, bringing hookahs and helping out as needed - unfortunately, some were much better than others with attentiveness and service. Very frustrating and a waste of the unlimited flavors. This could have been partially because of the fact that the majority of the clientele were three sheets to the wind. Not a problem except for the fact that in our short time there, not one, not two, but three people threw up on themselves right next to us. Also had a lot of people come try to sit at our table when people in our party went to the bathroom or the bar - mostly guys hitting on the girls in our group and trying to bum off the hookah. Watched a group of guys swoop in and commandeer another table's hookah after the 21st birthday girl threw up on the table and their party left abruptly. I'll pay for my hookah, thank you. Last call and the place is a sloppy mess - I literally had to stretch my feet out in my heels to keep my shoes on my feet, the floor was so sticky. Made it out just in time to see one of the guys who was trying to bogart our table get hogtied and arrested on Mill. Random. Shan't return.

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Mark Tarbell does it again. For all you Phoenicians you have to try the crisp fried chicken. It even brought back fond memories for a small town girl who grew up on great tasting Chicken dinners. Sending a shout out to all you baseball families, take it from one who is married to a #1Scout and former pitcher, this is the place to grab your favorite bottle of wine from the Tavern Store and enjoy it with a fabulous Mark Tarbell menu. Sooo delicious.