Problem: Write a positive yelp review.
A: "Agave redefines the conventional Mexican dining experience by combining the radiant flavors and handcrafted care of traditional Mexican cuisine with a modern twist. Executive Chefs Matthew Silverman and Juan Saldana collaberated to create an authentic Mexican menu with a contemporary polish all presented in a traditional Mexican setting. The restaurant's dynamic architecture is reminiscent of a palapa; a structure found in the tropical resorts of Mexico, complete with a thatched roof and vibrant colors. Agave takes it name from the plant used to make tequila in the region of Tequila, Mexico. The restaurant features a bar which boasts over 80 fine Agave tequilas and encourages guests to sample the distinct flavors of each." - according to the company...and they are right. It is a very nice place to go and the food is as good as you will fine anywhere. Like all of my reviews I take service and expense into account and I must drop this to 4 stars. Service isn't great, and it is overpriced...not bad...but enough. Still, I dream of their dark red salsa.

Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A: Just okay. Got american breakfast. Toast was dry. Eggs were cold. Potatoes and Bacon were good. OJ wasn't great. Can tell it's not freshly squeezed.

Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A:
My fiance and I both love sushi. We had a nice experience at Ebisu ONCE, three years ago. Since then we have returned a few times and each time has been a HUGE disappointment. Why we keep returning, I couldn't say. Tonight I paid $20 for a sushi platter that was absolute dog food. The sushi was warm (which nigiri shouldn't be), the brown rice was completely undercooked, the pieces of sushi themselves were beyond overly fishy (like, nauseatingly so), and the rolls were poorly put together. If you are going to try this place, stick to the appetizers. It seems those are the only thing this place can achieve with some element of taste. Other than that, this is by far the absolute worst sushi I have ever had in my entire life, and this is the absolute last and final time we will ever go there. I'll take the 20-30 min drive into phoenix rather than eat this garbage ever again. Absolutely awful.