Problem: Write a positive yelp review.
A: Great car wash,free vacuums, okay priced gas, well lit at night.

Problem: Write a positive yelp review.
A: I will say I did not try the food today. But it was nice being able to play a game of pinball with out screaming kids around. I had not played in years but they have a great selection of game. Some I remember from when I was a kid and new ones like the walking dead. I also have to say it gives great value for the amount you spend. I spent about 9$ for an hour of play time and if I had not sucked I bet I could of extended that time.

Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A:
My fellow quester, MJ, awarded Hamilton's the single lowest score we've ever given to a place, and I can understand why. The food's ordinary at best and the service is really poor. They failed to deliver part of our order, and were generally incredibly slow. My mussels to start were fine, but my main course comprised too completely clashing elements (piccalilli and a vegetable cottage pie) that didn't complement each other, at all. As a place for drinks, it's completely fine, but based on our visit the food is best avoided. Overall, we said: "Hamilton's didn't really do it for me. Service was really sloppy, and the elements of my main course need a complete rethink. The starter was good, though, so it's not all doom and gloom. But there are so many better places to visit in Edinburgh, so as things stand a visit to Hamilton's wouldn't be something that I could recommend."