Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: This was my second time here, and quite possibly my last. I'm a fan of Jose Andres' restaurants, but the food tends to be a little hit-or-miss. I really like Bazaar out in LA, but the hit-to-miss ratio was considerably less favorable at Jaleo. Nothing overwhelmingly great, but the lobster salad was good, as were the gambas con gabardina, and the endive with goat cheese. The pan con tomate with anchovies and the the bacon-wrapped dates were both ok, although nothing spectacular. And we should have stayed away from the patatas bravas, which for some strange reason consisted of a bowl lays potato chips squirted with sirracha and mayonnaise. The real killer for the evening was the service. I realize dumb people have to work someplace, but do they all have to be assigned to my table? The bus boy kept awkwardly climbing over us or shoving himself between us trying to take our dishes and glasses when we clearly still had food and pitchers of sangria in front of us. At one point he practically tried to take the fork out of my date's mouth mid-bite. An I once had to slap at his hand to keep him from taking my plate. He's very lucky he didn't catch a fork to the hand. The waiter was really no better, and screwed up our order at least 5 times. It's 3 days later and I'm still waiting for my gazpacho. I also recommend checking your bill before putting your credit card down, as our waiter screwed that up, too.
Q: positive

A: Biked to Rivertowne with a friend for a beer and some appetizers. It was a nice day and the Buccos were playing. Overall the service was average, but the pub pretzels were great (fyi, they are fried). We also had the fried zucchini which were good. Good atmosphere, decent food, check it out when you can.
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer: Really disappointed with this place as Ive read about the cool celling of the map of the states, but it was just tiny and you have to be sat directly in the middle to see it as the place is huge. As for the food we went for breakfast and we both got the Italian skillet which consisted of marina sauce and potato's and cheese lots of it and sausage and egg. Not bad tasting just wasn't great, but service was okay.
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Output: This place needs about negative 20 stars. I lived in California before they moved out here. Coming back to Arizona I thought I was safe from the insanity these locations caused. I swear I'm in a Fringe (or X-files, for the older Yelpers) episode. I had a co-worker who made a trip to LA and said one of the reasons was to get a burger from here. I asked him to stop taking the drugs. Plain and simple: the tasteless patties on every burger have the consistency of sun-dried cow patties and sadly they may be the best thing on the menu. Oh and I have a burger like, once a year, since my sister insists that I give it a try since she loves it. Don't worry I make sure she takes her pills.
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output: Very good service. I've never noticed more than one minute of delay during my week in Edinburgh. I've read some complaints, here, about the alleged rudeness of the drivers, because they don't reply with a smile to the passengers' query. Well, I come from a nation where it's simply forbidden to talk to the drivers and I can easily understand why. Driving in the city traffic is such a stressful effort, when I make it by my own car, that I can't imagine how hard it can be to think also to the dimensions, the doors, the passengers, the stops, the clock...I've never thought to say them more than a "thanks". I studied the Lothian Buses system before to jump in for the first time. I learned about the "precise change" rule and collected it in time. Just a few minutes to get a map at the tourists information office, was the well deserved price for one week of comfortable trips. I liked more the two floor buses, that offer a beautiful view over the city attractions, at a very low cost ( 3,5 for a whole day ticket), compared with the touristic coaches. It has been easy to reach also some places far from the city centre, like Cramond Village or the Ocean Terminal. Really a very good value for money.
Problem: Write a positive (OPTIONS:
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Lindo Michoacan, I know you well. According to the Yelp app I have 41 visits (sometimes I forget to check in so it's about triple that number) and I am the Duke of this place. While I've visited you for dinner, lunch is what keeps me coming back. First it was a cheese enchilada and beef taco lunch special, but that was all forgotten about when I discovered for $1 more I could get fish tacos. And I could get them grilled to boot! Your lunch special with tip and all isn't exactly a low-buck lunch, but when I'm really hungry and I want to get in, get out, and get on with tending to the daily zoo I call work, you pretty much take care of me. Parking: If it's busy parking can suck. It's tight and people are in a carb induced or tequila induced haze when leaving and it makes driving through their parking lot quite interesting. And getting back on to Desert Inn can be a pain. Service: If you get someone like Ismael at your table you're golden. But some of the servers have issues. I don't ask for much. Just bring me iced tea, and refill my salsa. Do that, my tip is 25%. Don't do it and you get snarky tips on Yelp complaining about the service. But for all my gripes my 41 check ins and Duke status speak volumes. Lindo is just good food. Consistently good food. Also if you or someone with you has a birthday make sure and tell the staff. You'll get the whole staff singing to you and a tequila shot! 4 Strong Stars.