Problem: Build a movie plot around this: Who is Moo Nieu? This person is not in the text. Mu Shu is an advisor.

A: The movie is a parody of classic kung fu movies and features footage from the 1975 film Hu hao shuang xing. Most of the footage in the film is recycled with current actors superimposed into some of the scenes.A family eats dinner together one night in their hut somewhere in rural China (father is Ming Lo, mother is Peggy Lu). Their meal is interrupted by a mysterious man who swiftly kills all but an infant lying in a crib. When the baby (Alejandro Olazabal) is confirmed to be the 'Chosen One' the attacker, Master Pain (Leo Lee), tries to kill him. However, the baby fights back with surprising speed, strength, and agility, resulting in a comical fight scene. Tired of running after and looking for the baby, Master Pain sets fire to the hut and leaves. The baby, however, breaks out of the hut and cries over the loss of his family before tumbling over the side of a steep hill. He lands at the feet of a passing peasant woman (Tori Tran) who picks him up and holds him tenderly, commenting how cute he is, before tossing him over the other side of the road where he continues to tumble downhill.The film's narrator explains how the Chosen One (Steve Oedekerk) eventually grew up in the wilderness, living with various creatures and fighting his way across the countryside. Accompanied by his pet dog, Chosen walked and sometimes drove in search of the man who killed his family, often meeting fierce foes with whom he must do battle with. The fights do nothing but prove his mastery and increase his skills, some of which are physically impossible. He makes his way to a settlement where he meets the ill and slightly deranged Sifu named Master Tang (Hui Lou Chen). Chosen proves his identity to Tang by opening his mouth and revealing a separate being; a smiley face aptly named Tonguey. Master Tang explains that he was once told by his flatulent master that there would be a Chosen One and that his appearance would be of great significance. He agrees to continue Chosen's training much to the displeasure of student Wimp Lo (Chia...

Problem: Build a movie plot around this: Who kills Inspector Altieri? Neal.

A: ActorRoleFranciosa, AnthonyAnthony FranciosaNeal, PeterPeter NealSaxon, JohnJohn SaxonBullmer, BullmerNicolodi, DariaDaria NicolodiAnne, AnneGemma, GiulianoGiuliano GemmaGiermani, DetectiveDetective GiermaniD'Angelo, MirellaMirella D'AngeloTilde, TildeSteiner, JohnJohn SteinerBerti, ChristianoChristiano BertiLario, VeronicaVeronica LarioMcKerrow, JaneJane McKerrowBorromeo, ChristianChristian BorromeoGianni, GianniWendel, LaraLara WendelAlboretto, MariaMaria AlborettoPieroni, AniaAnia PieroniManni, ElsaElsa ManniBanti, MirellaMirella BantiMarion, MarionStagnaro, CarolaCarola StagnaroAltieri, DetectiveDetective AltieriRobin's, EvaEva Robin'sGirl on Beach, Girl on BeachPeter Neal, an American writer of violent horror novels, is in Italy to promote his latest work, Tenebrae. He is accompanied by his literary agent, Bullmer and his assistant, Anne. Neal is unaware that he has also been followed to Rome by his embittered ex-wife, Jane. Just before Neal arrived in Rome, Elsa, a young female shoplifter, was murdered with a razor by an unseen assailant. The murderer sends Neal a letter informing him that his books have inspired him to go on a killing spree. Neal is soon contacted by the police in the form of Detective Giermani and his female partner, Inspector Altieri.More killings take place. Tilde, a beautiful lesbian journalist, is murdered at her home along with her lover Marion. Maria, the young daughter of Neal's landlord, is later hacked to death with a axe after discovering the killer's lair. Neal notices that TV interviewer Christiano Berti has an unusually intense interest in his work. That night, Neal and his Italian assistant Gianni watch Berti's house. Gianni approaches the house alone to get a better view and sees an assailant hack Berti to death with an axe. However, Gianni is unable to see the murderer's face. He returns to Neal to find the novelist has been knocked unconscious on the lawn.Giermani discovers that Berti was obsessed...

Problem: Build a movie plot around this: Where does Harold and Kumar crash their car? Birmingham, Alabama

A: Following the events of Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle, Harold Lee (John Cho) and Kumar Patel (Kal Penn) set off on a flight to Amsterdam so that Harold can pursue a budding romance with his neighbor, Maria (Paula Garces).Before they board their plane, they run into a friend from college, Colton Graham (Eric Winter), and Kumar's ex-girlfriend, Vanessa Fanning (Danneel Harris), who are getting married in Texas.During the flight, an old woman sees Kumar lighting his new invention, a smokeless bong, and, thinking the bong is a bomb, she screams "terrorist!". Air marshals detain the duo and the plane diverts to Washington D.C.Thinking Harold and Kumar are agents of a joint Al-Qaeda and North Korean conspiracy, Ron Fox (Rob Corddry), an obsessive and racist Deputy Secretary of Homeland Security, sends them to Guantanamo Bay detention camp in Cuba. He does this against the advice of NSA Vice-Chairman Dr. John Beecher (Roger Bart).With the inadvertent assistance of two other prisoners, Harold and Kumar escape and board a Cuban refugee boat to Miami, Florida. They meet up with their college friend, Raza Syed (Amir Talai), who loans them a car so they can travel to Texas to find Colton, hoping he will be able to help them through his father, who is connected with several high political officials.During the car ride, Kumar remembers first meeting Vanessa at the library and experiencing smoking a joint.Fox interrogates Harold and Kumar's parents, utilizing an incompetent interpreter, despite their English fluency.Harold and Kumar end up lost in Birmingham, Alabama. They mistake a group of African Americans for gang members, and after crashing their car, they flee on foot from the approaching group, who were actually planning to repair the car.They meet a friendly hunter and stay with him and his wife at their well-kept trailer home, even sharing some weed. When someone knocks at the door, Harold and Kumar hide in the basement and discover the couple's inbred cycloptic son. At night, while Kumar dreams of a threesome...

Problem: Build a movie plot around this: In the movie, who discovers three dead bodies? TJ and Lex

A:
A group of friends is on vacation. Michael (Joseph Cross) and Lyla (Briana Evigan) are a couple, as are TJ (Alex Meraz) and Claire (Julianna Guill). Guy (Ethan Peck) and Rose (Rebecca Da Costa) appear to be unattached and just friends. TJ's cousin Lex (Rafi Gavron) is along for the ride because Lex's dad killed himself. Rose is a "medium, and a damn good one". They are expected at their friends' cabin at 6:00, according to early dialog, but that is potentially a script issue because it is long after 6PM when things go sideways given the summer attire and darkness of night.They stop at a gas station to get food. Here we see a "newspaper headline" declaring that a couple was found murdered in their RV (ref 0).While driving to the cabin in the dark (about three miles from it), they see someone in the middle of the road (ref 1); they swerve off the road to avoid this person, but apparently rupture their radiator. The van sputters to a stop about a "mile" down the road. The friends see the liquid streaming out of the van's engine and take off on foot towards the cabin.After some amount of walking we learn that Michael is taking meds (anti-psychotics as we later learn he is schizophrenic) and left them in the van. While walking they see something like the Aurora Borealis (ref 2) although they say they are too far south for the actual northern lights display.The group sees a house with lights on. Two of the friends (TJ and Rose) go up to the front door, knock, and try the handles, which are locked (ref 3). They decide to go around back. While going around they hear a noise (ref 4). They find the back door open, and go inside. There they find a note telling TJ, Lex, and Clair to sty here; they will be back soon (ref 5). They assume this was from Matt and Sarah even though only addressed to half of the group, and so head into the house to stay.TJ and Michael go out to fix a failing generator by adding more gasoline (ref 6). The group drinks but Guy hears something outside, which is followed by a loud thump (ref 7)....