Politics is fun . Then a friend of his , who I ' m certain I ' ve seen somewhere before , pops in , telling the Acupuncturist of her Cambodian friend 's migraines and how they 're getting in the way of her getting an Australian passport so she can go back to Cambodia to try and spirit away her daughter who 's on witness protection after seeing a paramilitary group form a crime or something . I was n't really paying attention . He gives her the card gives me a chocolate biscuit ( sometimes being considered so immature and idiotic leads to sugary benefits ) which tastes like tiramisu .

A: What may be a plausible fact about my opinions on politics ?

Why do they want to die ? ! You 'd think I lived on Christmas Island or something , the way crabs recklessly dash out onto the pavement during this time of year . They 're worse than squirrels , seriously .

A: Why is the narrator having to dodge items while traveling ?

Actually paid attention to me and did n't try to continue to talk me into Topomax after I told him my issues with it ... He did give me a script for the Midrin , which the pharmacist had reccomended as an option for my migraines since the insurance does'nt want to cover much of the Relpax . I got 100 of those things for $ 10 .

A: What illness may i possibly have ?

In the subway , we saw 2 guys wearing ALMOST identical shirts , sitting together , by fate ! Mary and I were so amused ! I decided to take a picture , so Mary pretended to pose while I secretly snapped a photo of them ! A weird angle , yes , but hey , at least I managed to get a shot of them !

A:
Based on how they interact , who is Mary most likely to be to the narrator ?