She has a townhouse in Manhattan ( wait ! It 's only rented , she insists ) and a flat in London and in all interviews twists herself in two to sound poor and ordinary , which is totally unconvincing and why bother . " Nobody 's really poor if they went to university , " she says in one interview .

OPTIONS:
- She is very well - endowed .
- None of the above choices .
- She is very poor .
- She is poor .
Answer the following question: What is the socio - economic status of the woman being featured ?

She is very well - endowed .
question: On Thursday evening I met up with this guy who I call the village idiot for a simple experiement , I wanted to see if these retarded people online , you know the ones that send shitloads of nudges , ask annoying questions and say please 5million times over and of course , then there 's the annoying flashy icons . It was a simple test , grab some food and sit down and have a conversation , if possible . It was ok , it was n't particularly great , the conversation was a bit , well , stupid and it was obvious that he could n't really do anything regarding well ... anything , he was just plodding along doing whatever .

OPTIONS:
- at a food place
- in the village
- on the internet
- None of the above choices .
Q: Where did the narrator most likely meet the Village Idiot based on the passage ?

answer: on the internet
QUES: The other day was one of those days where I thought , " I ' m going to post about this . " So I will , and then some . I 've been trying to rotate my days off at work so I do n't have to work more than three days in a row . ( I tend to be pretty cranky on the fourth . ) But sometimes that does n't work out , so I have to suck it up .

Question with options: what is the reason I tend to be cranky on the fourth ?
OPTIONS:
- I only get paid for 3 days so the fourth is more work .
- I have a phobia about the number 4 .
- None of the above choices .
- I am worn out from work .
ANS: I am worn out from work .
Problem: All the muscle fiber shrinks and fat moves in to fill up the empty space . " Chris : " I know . I used to do a lot of weight lifting when I was younger . " Pointed silence . Me : " Um yeah , so , it 's pretty hot out here huh . .

Why did I lift so much weight when I was younger ?
OPTIONS:
- I wanted to be lean and fit and look attrative for the girls .
- I wanted to look like a slob .
- I wanted to be overweight .
- I wanted to gain weight .

A: I wanted to be lean and fit and look attrative for the girls .
Question:
He offered her his congratulations . She sobbed and said she did n't want to like this . He said nothing more , for he did not know her , and was n't particularly in the mood to have someone 's troubles poured over him . But it was too late . She told him anyway .
Answer the following question: Why is the woman crying ?
OPTIONS:
- She seems to not want a congratulations .
- She seems to not want any help .
- She seems to have guilt .
- None of the above choices .
Answer:
She seems to have guilt .
question: What goes on tour , stays on tour . " After wearing all those ridiculous clothes we were boiling and headed back to Khao San Road for food and mmm pineapple shake , did a bit of shopping for cheapcore clothes to take trekking and now here I am in an internet cafe that actually works . Getting the sleeper train at 7.30 pm to Chiang Mai where we ' ve got a day of exploring and then a 3 day trek after that , going up into the mountains - more elephant riding and bamboo rafting . Should be amazzzzzzzzo and apparently its cooler up that so I ' m looking forward to that .

OPTIONS:
- They live in Thailand .
- They are on vacation .
- They are in a large tour group .
- They are on business in Thailand .
Q: What may be a fact about their situation ?

answer:
They are on vacation .