IN: Here 's me and " my Dave friend " in front of Colbert 's portrait at the National Portrait Gallery . Sorry it 's not a good pic , and so late . ( Jan 18th I think we went ? ) Disposable camera , Rite - Aid photo processing , scanned on my old scanner .
Why did the picture come out so poorly ?

OUT: They had a poor camera .

IN: You have work to do , you have soccer stuff to settle , you CANNOT sleep ! Alcohol makes me very sleepy , cigarettes just makes me even more emotional and stoney which is awesome if I had all the time in the world to feel this way . Yesterday I cried for the loss of our my friendship .
What is probably true about the narrator ?

OUT: They have just ended a friendship

IN: I can get a good pic of my kids together . I too pictures the other day to try to make a Christmas card . I dressed them in their Christmas outfits , set up a backdrop , and called them in . Well , it was all down hill from there .
What happened after the kids were called in ?

OUT:
They ran around and ruined the picture