Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A: First time bowling in a league here and will not be back. One night our lanes broke down 10x's before we were finally moved to another lane. Water leaking from the ceiling onto the lanes. Will not be back for another league. The lanes at sams town are older, but we never have a problem there.

Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A: I probably wouldn't go back to the Mirage unless it was free. The smell of...coconuts? is disturbing, the machines on the casino floor are old with very little variety, and the staff was not very friendly (the exception was the meeting area where the staff are lovely). I stayed during the summer in gazillion degree heat, and the air conditioners weren't working very well. It is also miserable to get anywhere from the Mirage. If you walk, you have to walk around a bunch of other properties and cannot go in a straight line. if you take a cab you will pay a fortune, because traffic near the Mirage does not move. Ever. And your cab fare just keeps clicking, clicking, clicking, up near 30.00. The room was nice enough (but LOUD), so I didn't feel like I could go all the way down to one star. However, there are just too many better places to stay than to go to this place ever again.

Problem: Write a positive yelp review.
A:
My first and favorite Cirque show ever! The stage is awesome... i love watching the stage transform back and forth from pool to dry floor. Love the stunts, cirque du soleil performaces always amazes me. But This whole water theme just took my breath away. I saw this show few years ago and i cannot wait to see it again! There's just way too much stuff going on that I'm sure I have missed out on. It is definitely a must see show when you're in vegas. And book early!