Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: We like to stay at more quiet, off-the-beaten-track hotels when we come to Vegas, like the MGM Signature, so we thought we'd try the Rumor. From the pictures it looked nice, so I ignored the poor reviews and decided to believe the positive ones. Shoulda believed the poor reviews...this place is lame! First off, I will say the location is great. It's just barely off the strip, so it's easy to get in and out of without having to deal with the nightmare traffic on the Blvd. But it's within walking distance of the strip, a few steps away from the Hard Rock (in case you want a meal or to gamble) and a bunch of other restaurants. The decor in the rooms was also nice. It looked just like in the pictures and we appreciated the more modern flair instead of cheesy themed decor like a lot of the casinos. The bed was also VERY comfy, which is probably the one thing from the reviews that convinced me to try Rumor. But that's where the good points stop. There were so many other things that were bad that we'd never stay here again: 1) Check in is awful. Two people work the front desk to check in as many as 8 waiting guests, answer phones, call cabs, handle reservations, etc. there was a huge crowd of people around the front desk and it took me 15 minutes to get helped. 2) The room wasn't that clean. We found hairs in the sink. Kinda gross when you arrive at a hotel and see other people's hair. And the room amenities are CHEAP. Plastic cups, tiny shampoos, no mini bar, no iron. VERY basic. 3) THE NOISE! This hotel is right in the flight path of the airport. Every 5 minutes or so a plane goes overhead. And worse, when the military planes went by, I thought the roof would collapse, it was so loud! Forget sleeping in or taking a nap here. And at 4pm, they start happy hour in the courtyard. LOUD music (90's hip hop, blech). Which is all fine if you're up and in the mood to dance. But we wanted to nap after a late night out. Nope. Between the planes and the music, no chance. 4) The hotel is OLD. It looks like a 1940's motel or apartment complex that was renovated (barely). A lot of thick paint can only cover up so much. It just showed its age. No elevators, so I hope you like lugging your bags up the stairs. The balconies look old. The whole thing has a faintly musty smell. 5) Calling this hotel a "resort" is a joke! The pool was ICE cold. The weather was only 75, which was warm when you're sitting in the sun, but not hot enough to want a cold pool. A dip in a heated pool would have felt great but it was about 55 degrees. And it was full of palm fronds and wrappers and junk. Obviously hadn't been cleaned in a couple of days (It was windy the day before). I just feel like a hotel who takes so little care of the grounds doesn't deserve the term "resort". 6) One downside we didn't realize about staying here was how isolated we would be from food. Although there is a bar and restaurant on the grounds, we never saw a solitary soul in there. The last morning we ate breakfast there and it was pretty good, but mostly we went across the street to the Hard Rock for variety. So final analysis of this place: cute decor in the rooms, nice beds. Totally not worth the price. It was cheaper than the casinos, but not by a ton. I just looks and feels old. And with the cold pool and noise factor, I definitely won't stay there again.

Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: I was in this establishment on late saturday afternoon a tall middle aged gentlemen asked me what I was drinking I told him a diet coke because of dental surgery he returned with a glass of coke that had rum in it when I told him he screamed at me that was your glass that was left on the table when I told him that someone left that glass there he acted like i was lying and returned with a glass that was half full of coke when i asked for a straw he told me I was a lot of work for a lousy diet coke would not return there if they paidi me to drink there.

Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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- positive) yelp review.
A:
no atmosphere. average food. prices aren't great. service usually subpar and hard to get good games on unless they're on ESPN or it's the super bowl.