Here is a goal: how to play old maid

How would you accomplish this goal?
Shuffle, and deal all the cards. Players sort through their cards, making as many pairs as possible, and placing these pairs face-up on the table in front of them. Starting with the dealer, each player then takes a turn fanning out their hands so that the player to their left can draw one card. Play continues until one person is left hold the Old Maid, they lose