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Output: All the buzz surrounding Koi is completely not justified. While this place wasn't awful the food was just average. I get what they're trying to do here - young, fun asian fusion atmosphere - but the food just doesn't cut it. Here's what we ordered: - Cucumber Sunomono: whatever - Salmon Carpaccio: While this dish wasn't awful you could def taste the fishiness of the salmon...somewhere where you're paying this type of money and with it's reputation should not have fishy salmon. I've also had this dish at another restaurant and it was waaaaaay better. - Tuna Tartare: this dish was pretty good - Vegetable Tempura: tasty - Sea Scallop Special: Although the scallops were the biggest things I've ever seen the flavor was blah. The black rice was SO salty I couldn't eat this dish and I lOVE love love scallops. - Dragon Roll: this was good and covered in tempura...drowning in it actually. - Lobster Tail: I wish they had more veggies on it - Miso Black Cod: pretty good The drinks were good but nothing special but especially pricey. The food came out way too fast and almost all at the same time. They had no interest in letting us enjoy our dinner or conversation. Also the waiter spilled a glass of water and watched it continuing to spill all over the table and was not even apologetic. Good thing the busboys were on top of their game and took care of the problem. Overall - total disappointment.

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Output: What closes early on a Friday night in Scottsdale? DD does! Without knowing it, we went there later in the night, not knowing what time they close-9pm. We weren't really greeted by a hello or welcome but more like look at their watch and a sigh. We said sorry, "Can we still come in or not, it's ok?" They still sat us. And we waited and waited, never greeted or acknowledged. Waiters racing back and forth never looking our way. The place was full so not sure if this was their way to get rid of us. Five minutes later, we had to ask for our waitress which the one that seated us raced by our table several times ignoring us all together. The only person that served us was the bartender. She was the only bright person in the entire place! We ordered two drinks and the portobello and brie fondue plate. Drinks were great. The dish on the other hand was a bowl of what looked like soup, pieces of bread and badly cut pieces of tomatoes, cucumbers and carrots. None of the plate really looked good but we ate it. Very salty fondue. Not enough bread. Wasn't impressed. Oh and there were typos in the menu!

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Output: I feel awkward typing up this review because I thought for sure I'd be adding to the legions of 5 star reviews. My boyfriend and I went to Envy Saturday night. I really liked the decor. I had the bone-in ribeye and the mac 'n cheese. My boyfriend had the chicken. After trying our respective dishes, we both came to the conclusion that there was something missing. Admittedly, the ribeye was incredibly tender and the center part almost melted in my mouth. I don't even know how to explain it other than to say it was bland. I love mac 'n cheese but was disappointed by this one. It tasted much too wine-y for me. I don't like the taste of alcohol. The workers were also a bit short with us. I expected much better customer service.

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Went on 12/28/14 at 8:30 pm. They were out of salmon, prime rib, short ribs, and NY strip. Fish and chips...fish was like a cold brick and fries were just like burger king's. They have a mini pie sampler that used to come in a cute wooden carrier and last night they just plopped them on a plate and brought them to us. Took 2 hours and $500 for 8 people to eat. Go somewhere else.