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Output: I have been going to hard rocks cafe all over the place, my wife going today, for a bite to eat, food was so so have had better, staff looked like they didn't really be there, one guy had to wear his sunglasses, and if your a pin trader FORGET about. I probably won't be back.

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Output: Went on opening day, they had tons of staff but were still slow. We ordered two hot dogs and fries and they forgot the fries. I got the chili dog, it was ok. He got the Chicago dog and liked it. Fries were good. Price is moderate.

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Output: Brow bar! I'm not a regular Ulta shopper, but when in Charlotte last week, I agreed to run some errands with my BFF Sloan. She was on the hunt for Essie Smokin' Hot nail polish and was optimistic they'd have it in stock. No such luck, which was a bummer for her. But, I was pleasantly surprised to see the brow bar and it came in extremely handy as I was in need of a little waxing. The girl did a great job and i had to wait only a few minutes. Sloan picked up a few stocking stuffers on our way out. I didn't do any other shopping at the time, but Ulta is now on my mind so I may just have to go do a hair care / cosmetic run soon...

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Scenario = 11 dudes, no chicks. Door man wants $1500 bucks just to let us in. We have about $60. Result = We went the Drai's and scrounged up $750 for a VIP table and a bottle of Ketel One. (http://www.yelp.com/biz/drais-las-vegas#hrid:OQRvEBDfl4S4_5a-Qi6Srw) LOL!