input: Write a positive yelp review.
output: I have been to Vig for many an afternoon, happy hour, lunch and dinner. I live not far from there and I can promise this: The Vig is very, very popular. The Basics: + Casual (like 85% of Phoenix). There are TVs inside. + HH is M-F 3-6pm. ($2 off cocktails, $1.5 off drafts, $1 off domestic beer & well drinks) + 1/2 priced wine on Sundays + Elvis Before Noon plays on Sunday (time varies depending season, 6pm in summer, earlier when it's not god awful hot.) Great cover band. If you come once you'll know the rotation. + The Vig Rig will scoop up Arcadia residents. (Free!) 602-722-5976. Fr/Sa 5pm-2am. Su 2pm-10pm. + Parking is tight. Bring cash for the valet. Otherwise play Frogger and park across 40th street. Far enough from Mamma Mia that no one gets upset.) + And yes. That is a Vig cat you see leisurely making rounds. Don't pet him if you're allergic to cats. Stop complaining about it. + Follow them on Facebook to catch specials. (A current summer special is $4 Titos Vodka for the summer.) + Additionally look at their website calendar for deals. (Ex: Twenty-Twosdays = 1 app + a bottle of wine.) SEATING Misters abound outside. Fireplace in the winter. Lighting almost makes you feel like you're in someone's backyard. Booths line one wall inside that seat four. People really want to sit outside. ESPECIALLY when Elvis Before Noon plays. If you have any interest in nabbing a seat on Sunday come early. It's ridiculous. Otherwise there is a bar setup in the back. People have been known to dance in the middle of everything. Kind of like watching someone shimmy at a wedding. You don't want to watch, but you can't help stare, in open fascination with your mouth open. FOOD Pretty good. And plenty of options for vegetarians and individuals who eat healthy. The sides are excellent to nibble on. (I'm a fan of sweet potatoes.) Can't go wrong with the guac and chips or "double down" hummus. Salads are delicious. My favorite is the prickly pear. Sharing is fun with the smoked salmon or deconstructed fish tacos. I've never met a daily flat bread I didn't like. (Note: These can be made vegetarian. The Vig will just remove meat. No additional customizations.) I've shared the banana bread pudding more times than I can count. (Shh!) MISC This is a popular first date spot. I've run into other first dates here. I have NO idea why so many men want to take women here. Seating might be tough and you'll be hovering in the aisle trying to get a drink. Alternatively, you'll be seated up front waiting for a booth to open. (The Vig unfortunately doesn't have little beepers to hand out.) This place is kid friendly. But only in the way people bring tiny human beings and sprinkle them in with a bar crowd. I have no idea why this happens. And that's The Vig!
input: Write a negative yelp review.
output: I am actually giving Boston's a 2.5 Star rating here, let me tell you why. While the food isn't the best I've had, its pretty darn good and its reasonably priced. The atmosphere is good and its usually not that busy. The one consistent problem I have here, is the service. They are slow and half the times I've been there it seems as if they forget they have tables to service. I sat in the bar a couple of Friday's ago at about 6 pm while waiting for some friends. I grabbed a booth (it was seat yourself) and three different waitresses walked by my table multiple times without acknowledging me. Once my friends arrived, our waitress promptly asked if we had been served yet and took our orders. Our food was good, but slow to come out. Our drinks were cold, but slow to be refilled. Come on Boston's!!!!! You can do better than this! Update: And they've gone out of business... not surprising.
input: Write a negative yelp review.
output:
I came in to see Judah from 30 Rock. I was supposed to be with a friend but they cancelled. Because I had tickets I decided to go anyway. This was my first time at this club so I wasn't sure what to expect. The show started late, because I was by myself I was seated extremely awkwardly with a bad angle of the stage and seated with a large group of loud people. It was awkward to say the least. I also made the mistake of ordering food at a comedy club. I got the steak skewers and they were overcooked grey and tasteless! I also got a mixed drink that tasted almost entirely like syrup. Big hands down for stand up live !