Problem: She was my unicorn , as Alexa would say - the perfect one you would have been happy forever with , but could never have . And when I realized that it was never going to work out like we ... I had dreamed it would , I was crushed .

What is his definition of a unicorn ?

A: Something that was perfect , but could n't be possessed .

Problem: I really like it after reading the basics from the website , which are as follows : Eat 5 meals a day Enjoy 5 Key Foods with every meal . ( carbs , protein , fiber , fat , one beverage . ) Buy frozen food . ( As in frozen veggies Workout like a celeb -25 minutes minute workout five times a week .

Why was I fond of the directions on the site ?

A: They laid things out in an easy to understand way that I could apply

Problem: I had n't had the stink of trash , tar and salt in my nose for awhile , so I figured it would n't hurt to stick around and have some fun at one of the local taverns once my business , which is n't any of yours , was done . So I took myself over to the Salty Sailor and ordered an ale . I sat myself in a corner , propped up my feet and watched the scene unfold .

What is the narrator consuming in large quantities ?

A:
They are consuming booze .