Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A: By far the worst restaurant experience I've ever had. The waiter treated us like we were hobos because we asked for a wine in the under $100 range. This is a place who has entrees in the 15 dollar area so .... When the 700 check arrived we wanted to split it up among our big party and the waiter said they don't do that. He forced us to go to the atm across the street while acting like a huge dick the whole time. Seriously, in 2012, they can't split up the check on multiple credit cards. Oh, and the food was mediocre.

Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A: Went here for dinner on a Tuesday night. soooooo disappointing. We asked the waiter our normal question of " this is our first time to your restaurant, what are the best items on your menu that we would want to write home about". Actually it wasn't the waiter that told us this, it was the manager... we had ordered some pot stickers...(which were the only thing that was ok). The food was bland, boring, the meat was chewy and meh. I really will not go back here for dinner or lunch ever again. It reminded me of the food on the train in China- slop, sorta bland, sorta bad quality. Now I have heard great things about this place- the bill boards, the reviews on the walls, etc. but maybe they are just talking about the dim sum, which i guess I will try this place again for...but never a dinner ...uggh.

Problem: Write a positive yelp review.
A:
This is my friends' and my go-to bowling alley. They have the best deals I've seen. We went a lot on Sundays. It's $7 for all-you-can-bowl-in-2.5-hours. Mondays were $2 games and Tuesdays were $1 games. There were Groupon deals that frequently featured Schwoegler Park Towne Lanes as well. However, whenever they have bowling leagues or tournaments, there's a good chance you won't be able to get a lane. Oh and shoe rentals aren't included in the Sunday, Monday, and Tuesday deals I mentioned above. We went so much that we ended up buying a pair of our own shoes. I highly recommend that if you plan on bowling anywhere more than 5 times. You can get a cheap pair for $20.