Telling my managers that I ca n't come to work because I ' m having a swimming meet on the bathroom floor . lol ( And Todd told me I could swim to work ! ) I took some pics that I 'll upload later .

A: Why is the narrator not at their place of employment ?

Oh , and I found out that tennis balls work much better than racquetballs . Either way , both do a way better job of working out my tight gluts than the foam roller does . Now that my tri season has gotten a second wind , albeit a little late , I ' ve gotten back into my healthy eating habits .

A: What is the person trying to do ?

Meh . Then upon arguing further with my mother she told me , apparently in all seriousness , that with an attitude like that we could n't stay together and I would have to leave anyway next week , to hell with the benefit . I stormed off to Cambridge feeling very upset .

A: Why would the narrator be upset going to Cambridge ?

Sad I know . He 's so intelligent , and he 's become somewhat of my professional mentor . For four years now , we ' ve been meeting in hotels , my office , parking lots , fake business trips etc . , and little by little we ' ve gotten to know eachother . He 's not a big sharer - neither am I ( well , not normally ) , so it 's taken us some time , but we ' ve become very close .

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what is the reason we meet in hotels , my office , parking lots , fake business trips etc ?