Problem: What would be an example of an positive (OPTIONS:
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Answer: I think this place would get better Yelp reviews if it were in San Francisco or Portland. I guess downtown Vegas still gives people the expectation of cheap dive bars with cheap drinks. It sounds like the Yelpers here don't even come here for the specialty cocktails which are awesome. There is a classic cocktail revolution going on Vegas. Hello??? I know y'all mostly work in the casino industry and are used to cheezy cocktails and come downtown for a cheap PBR or something, but hopefully more and more visitors and locals alike will find this place a refreshing change of pace from both the casino scene AND the gross, downtown ghetto-bar scene. Even though I was not able to get inside the Laundry Room, no hard feelings, I enjoyed my time at the bar with David. I don't tell people I write travel guides and Yelp just to get preferential treatment. The upstairs dance scene is pretty cool, although it was hotter than sh t when I visited Vegas last weekend. Besides Herbs & Rye, one of the best cocktail joints in Vegas if you're into cocktails and not PBR and a Jameson. Seriously? Not even hipsters are drinking that, maybe their younger sisters. Seriously? Even Reno has more and better classic cocktail bars than Vegas. Shame on you 2 million folks down there. Losers.

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Answer: Best workout of my life. Period. I have been attending Boot Camp Las Vegas classes since March. Not only am I in the best shape of my life, I have met a really great group of people. As all of you Las Vegas locals know, this is not easy to do. But on to the workouts...Boot Camp takes the boredom, procrastination and frustration out of the road to fitness. Within a week, I was hooked. The instructors (especially my fabulous ladies at 6pm/7pm Mission Hills - Julie, Debbie and Judy) are constantly finding new ways to challenge their campers. One day it's a squat challenge, and then the next we're pulling tires through the desert. While there is a set schedule for what muscle groups we work on what day, the specific exercises and routines are never duplicated. Equipment like logs, tires, hurdles, harnesses, medicine balls, and on occasion pickup trucks make every day new and exciting. Some days we have obstacle courses and on others there are team challenges or individual competitions. EVERYDAY you can be guaranteed a butt kicking good time. Even in the 110 degree Las Vegas Summer, I can't possibly fathom going back to an indoor gym to workout. One of the greatest thing about the Boot Camp instructors is that they are always right there with you doing the workout, pushing themselves and the entire class to work harder than ever for an hour every day. Their passion and commitment to the class is a big part of what motivates me to give it my all and work to failure no matter what. I've recruited a few brave souls to get out there with us and join in the fun/grueling work and they have of course become addicted. If you give it a shot, I promise you'll feel the same way in no time! I can also promise that you will look and feel better than you ever have before. I've lost some weight, but more importantly, I have reduced my Body Fat% by an impressive amount, gained muscle, dropped a couple sizes and increased my energy levels tenfold. I could go on, and on and on, but really, the best way for anyone to understand is to get out there and try it out! *Join on a subscription with a friend, co/worker, significant other and the cost goes down quite a bit per month.*

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Great place to stay to avoid a hole in your wallet. Casino Host is the best way to get things done faster. Look for Ken G. for golfing info and daily rates. He found me some great places to golf in Vegas. Easy access to Wynn (XS, Surrender, and Tryst) and Palazzo and Venetian (Lavo and Tao) for all you clubbing people. Walking distance so you don't have to fork out money for a cab after partying. Place has a tram to Mirage and walking distance to Forum Shops at Caesars. Pool here is a bit smaller compared to the other hotels. Casino floor a good size where if you had to look for someone, it wouldn't be too hard. Checkin and checkout are easy and front desk is very nice and helpful. Rooms were very nice and modern looking. Buffet is a NO. Very pricey and not very appetizing. Parking is fairly easy, one structure to the back with a walking ramp to the casino. Mystere show is here at this casino, easy access where you don't have to walk around looking for it. (Right next to starbucks from the parking lot).