I do n't know how we got on the subject but the wife and I were talking about things our parents and grandparents used to tell us when we were little . stupid things . really really stupid things .

OPTIONS:
- They were wise .
- They were learned .
- None of the above choices .
- They were ridiculous .
Answer the following question: What does the narrator think of their grandparents ' adages ?

They were ridiculous .

Work was in the Melbourne Central office tower , and as long as you took a clipboard with you and looked like you were going to a meeting , no - one was the wiser . I worked in the IT department , and bringing shopping back was a cinch as there were two entrances , one of which was through the mailroom . If you were friends with the mailroom guys , you could walk in through the mailroom , stash your shopping with them , and collect it on your way out after work .

OPTIONS:
- Because they got new items before they were released .
- Because they were n't supposed to shop on the clock .
- Because they used a discount they are n't supposed to .
- Because they stole .
Answer the following question: What may be the reason for having to stash shopping bags ?

Because they were n't supposed to shop on the clock .

It 's true : glasses make everyone look smarter!I know , I know : three posts in one day is way too much . Especially after Kim 's hilarious post today . But , all my life I ' ve wanted to wear glasses , and all my life I ' ve had perfect vision .

OPTIONS:
- They will pick up a purse .
- They will pick up a hat .
- They will pick up an outfit .
- They will pick up glasses .
Answer the following question: What is the narrator likely going to buy next ?

They will pick up glasses .

On the way to work yesterday , I saw a crow land on the sidewalk with something in its beak . Immediately , another crow swooped down on him , and the two REALLY started going at it - claws , beaks , wings , cawing up a storm . The original crow ended up on its back and the whole flock descended on him , gouging and pecking at him . He struggled to get free , then finally flew off with a few crows in hot pursuit .

OPTIONS:
- They were startled by a fight among people .
- They were startled by two bros fighting .
- They were startled by an animal fight .
- None of the above choices .
Answer the following question: Why did the narrator stop on the street ?
They were startled by an animal fight .