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An example of an positive review: The experience I had here at the clinic was one of the best I've had at a big hospital. It might have helped that I was the first appointment of the day, but for a mandatory yearly ritual it was quite enjoyable. Dr. Karner was very attentive and really listened to my input and opinions about my treatment. So since I have to spend 1-2 hour of my life every year getting pointlessly getting checked out, I'm glad I chose to do it here.

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An example of an positive review: Although small (less than an acre), Mitchell is the best dog park in the area. There is grass -- patchy in places, but grass nonetheless, and more than the picture shows -- surrounded by rock, and some concrete on a sidewalk that leads to seating. There is plenty of street parking plus some off-street parking next to the old school. The fencing is secure all around the park and the entrance is double-gated. Benches line the park and four or five picnic tables are available. Shade is at a premium, however, so be prepared for the sun in the heat of summer. There is also lighting inside the park, but I haven't actually been there after dark. The park regulars to a good job of making people feel welcome and policing the park. You'll see some poop, but not much, and neighborhood kids are quickly kicked out. Some kind soul brought a big bucket to use with the water tap (on the side of the people and dog water fountain), and people work together to keep the bucket full and clean so that dogs can drink without waiting for a person to push the button. Big and small dogs aren't separated here, but I haven't seen any issues for this reason. People do a great job of keeping an eye on their dogs and making sure that squabbles don't turn into fights. Closed on Mondays.

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An example of an negative review: Just don't come here. All we needed to have done was to have a new tire put on. 1 tire. That's it. Instead we were treated like total garbage for an hour and they threw out our old tire, although we told them not to and which we were going to be refunded for since it didn't blow out but was defective. Quick service (since we sat and waited) but they took our money (came out to around $85 for one tire) and we lost our refund. Plus being treated rudely. Zero stars.

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An example of an negative review: Service is ungodly slow. They messed up my sushi order. Kitchen order came towards the end of the meal. Appetizer order came at the very end of the meal. This place is dead on a Friday night, should have no excuse. I have no idea why the reviews are so good. If you're in no hurry and want mediocre "sushi" at best with some flavorless calamari for dessert, this is the place for you. My 2nd star is for refilling my water and bringing the bill out faster than everything else.