Detailed Instructions: You are given a review about a place. You need to provide a rating from "1 star" to "5 stars" for this place.
Problem:Saturday afternoon.... and not a soul in this place?

We stopped in only to grab a Bloody Mary. The bartender was sort of in love with herself and claimed that she made THE BEST Bloody Mary ever! Well, it was actually good but it was certainly not the best ever. I am not sure why people insist on talking themselves up all of the time.

They had a menu but I only glanced at it as I'm sure the food would have left a lot to be desired. Especially after reading some less-than-stellar Yelp reviews.

But okay, decent Bloody Mary... it could have used some garnishes like celery or olives to be better. (damn, I'm a snob.)
Solution:
3 stars