input: Write a negative yelp review.
output: The Memorial Day newspaper ad featured a new 2010 Lancer DE for $13,941 with 0% financing for 60 months PLUS $500 rebate. I drove the car and liked it. After dealer semantics, I was told that I couldn't get that price AND the 0% 60 month deal. I said I wanted that price and they came back and said $15 for that deal because it included a $995 Desert Protection Plan, whatever that is. I told them I didn't want the Desert Plan and they said they couldn't remove it, but they couldn't even tell me what it consisted of. I said I wanted the car for the price in the ad (even if it meant 4.9% financing) and was told that EVEN IF WE HAD CASH, they could not sell me the car for the price in the ad. The slimy sales manager also said that's how all the dealers do it and you could not ever buy a car for a listed ad price. My family has done that before, so don't tell me we can't. Needless to say, we walked out.
input: Write a positive yelp review.
output: At first glance, Sammy's Woodfired Pizza looks like any other dining establishment in Las Vegas that's not located on The Strip. But don't let the name or the exterior fool you, this upscale pizza eatery offers an array of culinary delights that tantalize and provoke your taste buds to want more. I've eaten at Sammy's on several occasions and continue to go back to try various items on the menus that range from tapas to custom, hand-made pizzas to pastas, salads and to-die-for desserts. This is definitely a good place to go with friends and split multiple dishes. For starters, try the Mini Duck Tacos, which are garnished with feta, fresh diced tomatoes shredded cabbage and a thick sauce flavored with cilantro. The sauce is pretty creamy, so if you're not a fan of rich things, you should probably shoot for the Pork Dumplings, which are meaty, but light with a thin ponzu chili dipping sauce. Another good starter are the Parmesan Crusted Artichokes, which are artichokes lightly dusted with Parmesan cheese to form a thin crust then sprinkled with goat cheese and accompanied by an herb dressing. For an entree, I'd suggest splitting pizza and a salad with a friend. As far as pizza flavors go, Sammy's offers something to please everyone's palette. For meat lovers the LaDou's Barbeque Chicken is quite delicious especially if you're a cilantro lover. The Goat Cheese pizza is great for those who are trying to lighten their fare. There's also the Artisan Thin Crust pizzas that includes the Yummy Honey Cheese, my absolute favorite, which is a very thin and flaky pastry with savory oregano melded with crumbled sheep's milk cheese and honey. All woodfired pizzas can be made with gluten-free or whole wheat crust as well as nonfat mozzarella or vegan cheese for an extra cost. As far as salad's go, the Caesar is always a great go to and it's not drenched in dressing, which is a plus especially after all of the decadence you've already consumed. But the Original Chopped Chicken salad is also delicious with tart red wine vinaigrette. If pizza's not your style, and you're looking for a healthier option get the Oak Roasted Chicken Breast, that comes with fingerling potatoes, asparagus and pine nuts - it's a clean, refreshing entree that will fill your belly while keeping your waistline cinched. A not-so-healthy entree option is the Chicken Tequila Fettuccine that has large chunks of bell peppers and red onions, all tossed in a cream sauce made of tequila and lime. If you're flying solo, simply pull up a stool at the bar, as the staff is more than appreciative and willing to assist you as well as strike up conversation. Plus, you get a great view of the chefs in the kitchen working the magic of your meal. Sammy's also caters to large groups by combining tables although the patio is a great option in the spring or fall when the weather is perfect enough to enjoy a glass of wine in the sunshine. With a great selection of wines and a few beers, this pizza joint is anything but average and bring s a bit of class to the usual restaurant.
input: Write a negative yelp review.
output:
This place used to be really great prior to their expansion. They are just ok. The foods never persistent. Different cooks, several locations = Avg quality.