Problem: Randy had to take the bird to the vet instead of Kenneth because

My choice: Kenneth did not have free time.

Problem: He became aggressive when visiting the house, but relaxed when going to the store, because the

My choice: house was full of threatening people.

Problem: Lindsey was annoyed because Laura was always apologizing, so

My choice: Lindsey slapped her because she was so annoying.

Problem: The parrot of Craig is looking unhealthy, while the one of Randy looks fine, so

My choice:
Craig feeds his a terrible diet.