Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer: The cook / pizza maker is an amateur. It takes 1 hour to make a pizza and it was undercooked and stale. The ingredients were very old. The way the pizza was placed in the box was a mess. There is no customer service. It looks like this place is due for a health inspection which will result in a "C" grade.

Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer: Hey you! If you're thinking about trying this place out DO IT. Ive eaten here a dozen times since its opened and its become my quest to try each dish on the menu. so far everything is awesome. Plus its in the downtown! yay! I'm so happy to have a Thai restaurant on Fremont East. Noteworthy: Beautiful atmosphere, interior decor is really nice. great colors and textures, a window view of the kitchen and a magical outdoor patio. Delicious Food, reasonably priced. Friendly staff who take your order on iPod touches. (geek alert) They have booze. $3 PBR's, Mekong whiskey, some lady mentioned a cocktail called the Lady Boy which I'll have to now try.... in fact I think I'm going to go there right now! Suggestions: I would like to see some deserts, and a more varied appetizer menu, and occasionally Ive gone and they had dance music playing weird and I didn't like it... but none of those things are going to keep me from going at least once a week.

Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer:
Wow this place is popular... I tried it on a Tuesday at 1:30 PM and this place was still busy. I had the Grinder with a Shake and both were really good. The customer service here is awesome... they even greeted me at the door.