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Output: The duck salad was spot on. In the crab enchillada, the rich sauce over powered the flavor of the crab. The food portions are surprisingly large. And if size matters to you, the wine list is HUGE.

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Output: First - The service was prompt and polite. Kudos to the wait staff. The brunch menu looks amazing. The reality was not. The Promise: Corned Buffalo hash w/ poached eggs, 4 slices of thick cut bacon, and a biscuit with gravy. The Reality: The corned buffalo hash wasn't a hash at all. A hash would indicate the meat and potatoes are in some way mixed. About 4oz of the corned "meat" - I say "meat" because it was so generic it could have been nearly anything - was apparently pulled from the stew pot (still quite soupy) and laid atop 5 halves of fingerling potatoes (yes 5, I'm not sure why the odd number). Even more sad, half of the meat was a lump of fat. Not just some connective tissue, an impenetrable squishy blob of fat. The poached eggs were ok. The bacon was awesome tasting, although too tough to cut with a fork and requiring some serious chewing to really enjoy. The biscuit and gravy was fairly good. Not traditional as it has a very sweet taste. The biscuit required a knife and fork to get trough the crust, but still not bad tasting. The Aftermath: At a cost of $32 for one plate of less than inspring food - I'll only be back if someone else is dragging me and paying.

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Output: Took my dog here today. Made it clear that the dog needed to be shampooed. Petsmart quoted me $50 to $60. Casper's quoted $60 and then when I got their they said it should really be $120, but they'd go ahead and do it for the $60 they quoted. So, I go to pick up my dog and they say that they used the hair vacuum thing, and I said she really needed to be shampooed. Then the woman claimed that the dog was shampooed. I could see that the dogs white tail was still yellow and its belly was in some spots as well. (The dog was filthy as it was recently rescued from a neglectful home). Anyhow, I didn't want to argue- I could tell I was being lied to. People really should read up on body language. It's no mystery when people are full of shit. Anyhow, I look down and my dogs foot is bleeding. Like dripping blood all over the floor. I'm shocked and they tell me that they clipped her nails too short. I'm thinking, this is why I came in to a professional and paid $60- so that the doggie wouldn't be hurt. The woman exclaims, "She'll live." Obviously, I'm not going back and I strongly recommend that you take your dog elsewhere... They'll live.

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They helped me but not really. I was asking about my a/c unit and they kinda were confused or something. Or maybe I was either way i did not get the right answers or products.