Problem: you should only stay here for 3 reasons: 1.) you are a college kid or are on an EXTREMELY tight budget 2.) you are going with a group of your friends and would rather spend money on booze, strippers, etc. etc. than on your hotel room. 3.) you are bringing your kids and they INSIST on staying here (you can stay at excaliber for roughly the same price and get better service) other than that you can find a nicer hotel for a little bit more money. the 3 cheapest hotels i have found on the main strip in vegas are Circus Circus, Stratosphere, and The Sahara. I dont think this hotel has been cleaned since the late 1970's. when you walk into the room there are clowns everywhere and for some people that could be a traumatic experience. The circus act show they have in the main room and the pink dome with the rides is cool i guess, but is that what you really came to vegas for?
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Problem: I come to Vegas a lot for work and I always wanted to see a Cirque du Soleil. Well let me take that back, I always wanted to see a good one, since our only other experience was the Chriss Angel one (WASTE). The first thing that happened when we walk in was an usher upgraded our seats, we thought that was pretty cool. The clown guy that was in the first part of the show during seating was actually pretty funny, not your American type clown with all the make up this was a classy clown! The show was amazing, very nice tricks and the music was awesome. My only beef was the fat baby and some gal in pajamas, I still don't have a clue what that had to do with the show, but maybe I missed something. Next time I want to try O, but was not disappointed that I saw this one first.
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Problem: After my visit to Lazy Joe's Fish & Chips tonight, I won't be returning. I ordered a 2 item combo plate, which came with 5 shrimp, 5 whole belly clams, 2 hush puppies, fries, and cole slaw. I also tried the lobster roll. This place must live on the novelty of being "gluten free", because that's the only reason I can see to eat there. For those of us who can eat gluten, the batter is anything but flavourful. I'd describe it as bland, with a "mealy" texture; and certainly not the nice crispy texture you'd want if you're craving fried seafood. I understand that those with gluten allergies will love this place on principle, but this is definitely a case where everyone else suffers. They DO have whole belly clams, so that is a plus. However, you have to tolerate the gross batter in which they're fried. Talk about taking a good thing and ruining it completely!! On the flip side, the lobster roll had way too much seasoning, especially the SALT!! It was literally like eating a salt lick on a dried out, toasted, New England style hot dog bun. It had lots of fillers, too. It was stuffed with lettuce and celery; not something anyone in New England would tolerate in a lobster roll. Of course, that didn't matter, since you couldn't even remotely taste the lobster with the entire mixture tasting like it had been prepared on a big block of salt. When the gentleman behind the counter asked how everything tasted, I did bring the saltiness of the lobster salad to his attention. I asked him if he made his lobster salad for the rolls in big batches, and he said yes. I advised that he ought to taste it, as the salt levels were extremely unbearable. He then proceeded to tell me that another customer had commented on the salt level, and that this particular batch they "got in" seemed "saltier than usual." Thus, it seems that they actually don't "make" their lobster salad in big batches, but rather "get it in" in big batches. However, the biggest faux pas wasn't the extreme saltiness of the mixture, but rather the complete lack of any effort to "make it right" with me, the customer. All I got was a gruff, "sorry," and that was that. I used to live in Boston. I know what good "East Coast" seafood is supposed to be like. This is NOT it!! P.S. I saw three high chairs in the restaurant. ALL THREE OF THEM HAD BROKEN STRAPS. If you have a little one who fidgets a lot, then note that you won't be able to properly strap them in at the table.
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A: negative

Problem: Ordered 4 tacos and 3 sodas. I was charged way more than I should have. The place was dirty at every table. (greasy) the food was nOT good. My wife and Father in law also left more than half their food. 1 start is a generous rating
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