Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Q: A surfer is taking to the camera. A surfer

A: is swimming at the bottom of the water.
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Q: A person People are using leaf blowers. The camera pans

A: are to show people playing on the beach.
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Q: Someone throws his hat at one then strikes him down. He

A:
pirate turns away and is dragged by the wreckage.
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