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An example of an positive review: I was curious what the "Pho-1-1" was on Tan Lac, as I heard the musings of delicious Vietnamese food being told on yelp. I ventured out on a chilly friday night to the depths of squirrel hill, swallowed up by rows upon rows of charming old world decor houses and windy-hilly streets. Tan Lac is situated near some other Asiatic cuisine houses, including the Green Pepper, which I am due to try out soon. Apparently, everyone else got the memo too, OR read my mind in one giant conspiracy...because there was a wait....after eight....I said "isnt this great!" all I wanted was a late plate with my mate for a date! It turns out, there was a Post Gazette or something article a day before. After sitting on a cold windowsill throne of marble for the better part of forty some odd minutes, my cramped and cold buttocks was escorted to a table with my better looking partner in tow. By now, our slavering appetites had guided our tongues towards selection, mouthing words of dishes while mentally consuming them with reckless abandon! The spring rolls-Devoured! Peanut sauce tangy sweet and spicy! The pho arrives! Horns sound, peasants rejoice, banners of epicurean celebration abound! The broth is delicious and savory. After the initial sampling, I tinker with it as an alchemist, shiracha and duck sauce, carefully measured, tasting and musing over the balance of flavor. I was sated, filled, patting my stomach. My girlfriend, the same. Gluttons, we were not, but hungry, we were. I would love to return and sample some more traditional vietnamese dishes. As for the four stars, it was very good, but lacked the distinction neccessary for five.

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An example of an negative review: Wish I could give a better review but when I walked in with my holstered EDC and am told to take it outside I really cant. The entire staff is armed but the customer I guess is another story. I can walk into walmart, trader joes, barnes and noble, and others openly carrying but not the gun store? I'll continue to drive to SDGC, Id rather pay the gas than patron a business that doesn't respect the open carry law.

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An example of an negative review: Will not be returning! The food choices are very limited and the quesadilla I ordered came out with hardly anything inside. Basically two tortillas. The service was also very slow. So many better places in Charlotte, any bar has had better food than this place. Also if you have been to the Tin Kitchen food truck and had awesome food, this is not the restaurant version of the food truck! No association.

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An example of an negative review: I came here because I was lured by the coupons on Restaurant.com, and lets just say I m glad I used that coupon. There is no way I would pay full price for the quality of food I was served and the price listed. I got 6 very thin buttermilk pancakes for $7. And a slice of ham costs like $5? I got a better deal eating at the signatures with an all american breakfast platter that costs $11. If you are coming here to find some great steals on mom and pop style off the strip hidden gems, and this is definitely the wrong place. Its over priced, and not worth the hype and drive. Go some where else like Egg & I or your local hotel.