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Output: Well??? Let's see???? Where to start??? Had a reservation for 3, myself, my girl, and my mom (she was celebrating her birthday), So, Sat, 6:15 reservation, we show up prompt at 6:14. They seat us right away, and I'm excited, as is Kiri my girlfriend as we have already read the menu. The place is way tricked out cool, in decor!!! but strike #1 very high celling's, making for an extremely loud dinning experience. However the booths are nice, the lightings very cool, but oh yeah strike #2, my eyes are pretty good as far as sight & I'm somber, but even w/readers & my led smart phone flashlight, it's still very hard to read the menu??? Now you must understand that I have an onion allergy and if you do??? listen UP!: Starting with the apps, everyone of them contains onions of some sort & can not... I repeat CAN NOT BE PREPARED WITH OUT? WTF??? On do second course salads: every dressing is made with onions and your ONLY options is oil & vinegar??? Oh yeah!!! YIPPIE!!! I'm having a blast! strike ###3, but it got better, now I digress, Assuming now that our sever knows the allergy exist, we attempt to move on to main course: first up chicken scaloppini I order, Kiri orders scallops, and my mom, like me, chicken scaloppini, 10 mins pass, server comes back, and states that my dish has onions in the sauce, I say ok....what can we do??? she shrugs... IDK???? I ask her to please go back and ask the Chef what they can do??? 5min later, she comes back and says: "the chef say's all the sauces, puree's/grays have onion", but still no word on what we can do??? I ask again, she say's IDK??? I'm like WTF??? please get me a menu so I can try and make another selection??? DuH! Now the table has been held up at least 30 mins??? Finally, she tells me I can have the bacon wrapped pork tenderloin on a bed of spaghetti squash!!!! YUM!!!! I ORDER! YES!!! 10mins later the manager walks up and says "hi I guess there was a problem??? I say, no we got it worked out. I'm allergic to onions, but the server got me on track with the pork tenderloin!!! He said "NO" It has onions in the squash???? WTF!!!! many mins go by, he gets it straight w/a potato puree instead, which I was told had onions, GEEZZZZ anyone still keeping up? Because only now does everything go down hill. Plates all come, my tenderloin that I ordered mid well (that slightly pink about 160deg internal temp inside, is all pink and bloody juice on plate....NO! Kiri's scallops are4 tiny scallops the size of a .50cent piece three seared only on one side and one not seared on either side and chilly cold in the middle???? WTF!!! we have to send our two plates back for do over.... "RE-FIRE" meanwhile, they leave my moms on the table for 15min and she waits for our food to return, only to have her's go cold....WTF! YOU THINK A PLACE LIKE THAT WOULD HAVE PULLED ALL THREE PLATES AND RETURNED THEM ALL HOT TOGETHER? I'm in the business and just call them as I see them???? SAVE YOUR MONEY!

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Output: Went to Switch as part of the lightrail pub crawl. Not impressed. I may go back to experience it as a restaurant, but as a bar it's nothing I'd revisit.

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Output: RnR I tried to like you, I really did. I've lived in Scottsdale for a few years now so I am used to the restaurant/night club/trendy spot but I just couldn't get into RnR. I've been there for dinner several times and didn't enjoy myself. The place is loud, the food mediocre and the service ranges from good to plain awful. Nothing on the menu ever really grabbed my attention so I had the Rock shrimp appetizer and a side of Parmesan fries. My two dinner-mates each ordered a sandwich with fries as well. My rock shrimp were ok, nothing to write home about and my side of $6 fries was tiny. My friend's side of fries on their sandwiches was a larger portion than the side I paid extra for. Before I wrote the place off, I wanted to stop by for breakfast since I had heard about their endless mimosa and blood mary special. The special is a little confusing, if you aren't ordering a breakfast entree it $25 but if you do order an entree it is $15. Our server was busy that morning but also was very spaced out. Forgot to bring our joiner a water or silverware and was very non-existent. The place was a little busy so I wanted to cut him some slack but he never wrote down our orders and then would come back to clarify on what we had ordered because he forgot. The endless special seemed like a good deal until I realized they didn't make each refill on your mimosa but came around with a pitcher of pre mixed mimosas so some tasted like just OJ and some like a weak mimosa. My friend who had the endless bloody enjoyed his deal, each bloody was a little different made each time (once with a slice of bacon, once with bacon bits, once with no bacon at all) but all in all thought it was a good for the price. My $3 cup of coffee was not refilled, even when I requested. The food on the menu was a different story. I ordered the 3 breakfast tacos and requested a side of hash browns instead of home fries. Our waiter didn't write down my order so of course it arrived with home fries but the food runner was happy to bring me the side of hash browns. My friends enjoyed their build your own burritos but my food was subpar. My tacos were greasy and lacked flavor. Every time I picked up my taco for a bite, grease ran out the bottom. Even my potato and egg taco was greasy and flavorless. The hash browns were soggy and covered in cooking grease as well. I'm all for a greasy spoon hang over breakfast but this was over board. The server was happy to oblige our request for separate checks but again because he failed to write down our order, all our checks were wrong but by this time we were ready to leave so we paid what he gave us and left. The people watching WAS amazing. It was noon on a Sunday and there were girls in full make up and going out clothes (not walk of shame either) and d-bags galore. If I wanted to start a drinking game at RnR it would be drink when ever some dude in a plaid shirt high fives another dude.

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Love Joe's. What a great hang out! I love the outdoor area the best. The picnic tables are so casual and I want to hang out there for hours, especially on a cool night. The kids feel so free out there. I give the fun atmosphere 5 stars. I give the food 4 stars. Had the Ahi Tuna Sandwich. Sounded great on the menu. I didn't want to be disappointed, but I couldn't help it. The tuna was kinda dry. Wasn't happy about it. Liked the coleslaw. Onion rings were really good. Really nice seasoning and the crispy crunchy coating was great. Shakes were a bit runny but a good taste overall.