Sentiment analysis: Touriste Trap! Stay away from this place! The food is horrible the service was bad. How this place stays open is a mystery to me,I guess the steady flow of tourists who don't know any beter keeps them a float. Do yourself a favour and keep walking and you'll find something beter. This is Montreal after all, we have so much beter and all within walking distance.
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negative

Sentiment analysis: I love dive bars. I love live music. I like local joints with character...yet I have been here numerous times even with regulars and I still am not quite comfortable at this bar. Live music most nights on either side of the bar. Lots of hoodied dudes with beards and vapes on one side with the other side populated by a diverse group of people united in their joint efforts to relive the 90s. Sound is loud, but unclear and muffled for concerts. Bonus points for hard cider options, but massive negative points for somewhat iffy parking lot encounters on the way to and fro. So, Tempe adventures through the safari of the parking lot + rousing coverband renditions of the greatest 90s pseudo-punk hits + good beer selection on the newer side = Yucca Tap Room.
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negative

Sentiment analysis: I took my Mini to the service department with a check engine light and non-functional A/C. They kept car my for two days, charged me $1K and replaced the battery. They declared the car fixed and returned it. Problems began surfacing almost immediately, including several I didn't have when I brought the car in (incredible coincidence, no?). Within three days the A/C was out again, the check engine light was back and now the car was repeatedly stalling and my fuel gauge quit working. When I brought the car back, the dealer tried to blame the same A/C compressor they told me was OK on the previous visit for the check engine light and the stalling, replacement cost $1,500 (which is insane). They also told me that they were going to charge me more diagnostic fees for anything they didn't look ar before (never mind that their previous attempts at repair caused more problems). When I told them the car still stalled with the A/C turned off (ruling out the compressor as a cause) they stuck to their story. I knew then that these people were clueless. They told me I had the "wrong" spark plugs (which is complete crap), but they would be happy to sell me the "right" ones for $34 each (the exact same plugs are about $7 each at O'Reilly). I don't know how these people sleep at night with the way they overcharge customers. Their approach to repair seems to be to throw grossly overpriced parts at the problem, then repeat if that doesn't work. When they screw up or cause more problems they explain it away as coincidence, and expect you to pay them to diagnose the new problems they caused. I complained to the Better Business Bureau - and found out how useless they really are. They offer excuses for their paid members rather than helping consumers. They told me that the dealership "made a good faith attempt" to address my problems, when in fact they made no attempt at all. A complaint to Mini of North America yielded nothing either. This will be my last Mini. After paying this place $1K to fix a problem they didn't fix (and they apparently broke other things in the process), I don't trust them to do anything but drain my wallet. At the recommendation of the Sin City Mini Club I took my car to Kensington Motor Cars. They diagnosed in a few minutes what Desert Mini failed to diagnose in almost three days - and I actually got my money's worth there. Kensington has a master Mini mechanic on staff. He certainly knows a hell of a lot more than the hackers at Desert Mini who are supposed to know my car inside and out When you read the reviews of this dealership, you can pretty much tell whose cars are under warranty. Most of the people getting warranty work done are happy. Once you start paying for repairs, satisfaction goes off the cliff because parts are outrageously expensive, diagnostics are expensive and often wrong, and when they fail to fix your car their solution is for you to pay them even more. Do yourself a favor and find a good independent Mini mechanic like I did.
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negative