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Output: Ironically, everything but the fries and burger (patty) was good. I have no idea what the rave is about. Fries weren't good at all, the burger patty was a pancake (get the double, the single is a joke) and the service was slow. Just moved here from San Diego, was hoping to try some new joints... this is not it.

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Output: The line to check a bag was extremely long. It took me longer to check a bag through US Airways than it took to get through security and find my gate! This was at a time when almost no one was in the airport because it was so early in the morning, so I don't know what the holdup was. After all that, once we tried to board the plane, my entire group was forced to check our carry on bags (for free) because they said they didn't have enough room on the airplane for everyone's stuff. My group took up several seats on the airplane, so why were other people's things in the overhead compartments above our seats? Why weren't we allowed to put things in the compartments that were included in the price of our tickets? The reading light above my head was broken, and my chair didn't recline. The fold-down tray touched my lap when I folded it down--usually they are much higher so that people can eat off of them or rest their heads on them, etc. Best of all, when the safety instruction was commencing, the flight attendant who was supposed to be demonstrating for the back of the plane was GONE. There were only 2 flight attendants at the front of the plane doing a safety demonstration--I guess the people at the back of the plane didn't pay enough to have our flight attendant actually show up? (She made an appearance after it was over.) Not only that, but when I tried to look at my safety card, the paper was sealed shut. I don't know what stuff had gotten onto that paper, but I had to rip it apart to see the safety instructions. Of course, once I did that, some of the safety instructions ripped off. Clearly, they never do maintenance on these airplanes. The safety booklet was a joke. They translated the word "or" into 3 other languages, but the words "fasten your seatbelt" weren't translated at all. What?! The customers who never got the safety demo were forced to try to decode the cryptic little pictures in the safety booklet. I honestly couldn't tell what they were doing in those pictures, with all the arrows crammed into each small box. It seems that whoever created those things wanted everyone to die. The flight itself was turbulent, but I guess that's not the airline's fault. The flight attendants were okay, and the plane landed on time. We didn't die, but it certainly wasn't a safe or comfortable flight.

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Output: Bobby's is in the upscale Kierland Mall. We had been to other restaurants in the mall and the concierge at the Westin resort suggested we try Bobby's. So we went there on a Tuesday night, It was empty except for the lounge upstairs where there was a lot of noise and several people. The food was mediocre - my veal shank was tough and chewy and came with lumpy mashed potatoes and overcooked asparagus. The dessert was also unexciting. Service was indifferent and the waitpersons had to be summoned for water. If you are in the mall there are other restaurants which have better food and service. Zinc Bistro comes to mind

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In town for a friends wedding. Checked in on a Saturday around noon. About a 20 minute wait for that. The room DID look exactly like the one in the picture. Exactly, in fact. King sized bed (pretty comfy), flat screen tv, REALLY cheap and ugly pink/black furry.....thing and all. Didn't really appreciate the ghetto tagging etched into the window. But that was small and easy to ignore. And we really loved how centrally located the Flamingo is on the strip. The Paris and Caesar's are a short walk away (well, "short" in Vegas terms). We were enjoying our stay and the casino (did really well at Black Jack and the dealer - his name was T.G. - was alot of fun!!). Had breakfast at the Paradise Buffet on Sunday morning. You pay for the buffet up front and input your tip (kind of weird to tip before you've had your meal). I input $6.00 as the tip. The girl at the register mistakenly input $600.00!!! No problem, though, she caught the mistake herself and said she would fix it. Midway through our breakfast, she brought us a new receipt showing the corrections. Cool. Next morning, we want to check out. So we go to the handy dandy "Express Checkout" function on our TV. I've done this many times at many hotels. We go through the whole process only for the TV to tell us the "Express Checkout" is not working. Great. So we go to the Lobby and head for the Registration Desk. The line is huge. And, yes, there were only 3 people at the Registration Desk. Someone else here commented that they have WAAAY to few people working the desk for a property of this size. And they are absolutely right. And the 3 people that were working were so SLOOOOOOW!!! After awhile, and realiziing we were going to be late for our flight, my partner noticed one of those old fashioned express checkout boxes where you fill out the card, drop your keys and the card in the box and you're on your way. Fine. Did it. Done. Rushing to the taxi stand, we notice there are about 6 people ahead of us. And no taxis waiting. No taxis. None. At a Las Vegas hotel. In the center of The Strip. The "helpful" taxi attendant said that the hotel shuttle was right around the corner and waiting and it's only $7.00. We were pressed for time and couldn't afford to go to 6 different hotels to pick up more people (we took the shuttle from the airport to the Flamingo and stopped at 7 properties before they dropped us a block from the hotel entrance - they said it was due to construction but, it's funny, to pick people up, they pulled right up to the door). So, we told him no, thanks. We'll wait for a cab. He says, "Ok, gonna be awhile." And walks away. 5 minutes later, the shuttle leaves the property. And wouldn't you know it, as soon as the shuttle leaves, taxi after taxi after taxi showed up like the Flamingo was the only resort in town. That got me so mad I couldn't stand it!! What a scam!!! The taxi ride only cost $15.00, with tip! So, outside of the Flamingo's influence, the flight home was fine. Except when I looked at my bank statement today. Guess what $600.00 charge went through?? The torment continues.