IN: We got a few laughs out of the class , it was pretty good . Work was good tonight . I do n't know , it 'd be nice if tomorrow went well , and if I did something fun tomorrow night . I have it off , though I work at 8:15 the next morning : ( I need a new body suit for dance , I may get that and some leg warmers tomorrow .
What may be a plausible fact about me ?

OUT: I enjoy going to dance class .

IN: Protecting your golf clubs is what everyone takes into consideration when buying a golf bag . Golf clubs are made of increasingly advanced materials and construction , not only the shafts , but the club heads also . These are an investment that needs protection .
Why should the narrator protect that item ?

OUT: They are expensive .

IN: I need to go back on my shake for breakfast , shake for lunch diet . It SUCKS hard core , but it is a great way to limit my calories and maybe my amazing expanding waistline would shrink a little . If I ' m going to look pregnant and need maternity clothes it would be nice to get the reward of sweet baby toes .
Why does shake for breakfast and lunch limit calories ?

OUT:
You do n't have to count calories the shake is pre mixed and ready .