Build a movie plot around this: What is disguised as a loaf of bread? an escape kit
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It's rabbit season, and Bugs is frantically fleeing from hunters who want to make hasenpfeffer out of him. He quickly hides in a hole, and makes it to Sing Song Prison ("No hanging around"). Upon exiting the hole, Bugs is mistaken for a prisoner by guard Sam Schultz (that is, Yosemite Sam). He is brutally beaten and forced to crack rocks with a hammer (under the prisoner number 3).Bugs fools Sam into letting him escape by stuffing his leg iron into a cannon and being fired over the prison wall. Sam quickly retrieves Bugs, and throws him in a cell. Bugs convinces Sam that he's been locked outside the cell, and when the two switch places, Bugs locks Sam in the cell. Sam escapes and vows to give Bugs solitary confinement for 99 years. Bugs tells him, "You wouldn't be so tough if you weren't wearing that uniform!" They both take their uniforms off and prepare to fight, but Bugs decides not to, deciding Sam really is tough without the uniform. Sam puts on the prisoner uniform, and Bugs puts on the guard uniform, leading to Sam being beaten by other guards and thrown in a cell.Sam yells to be let out, demanding a mouthpiece and "habus corpeas". Bugs slips by and gives Sam an escape kit disguised as a loaf of bread. Sam digs his way out of the cell, and emerges in a section of lush greenery. This turns out to be the prison warden's potted plant collection, and the warden berates Sam for his actions.Sam chases Bugs onto the gallows, where Bugs pushes a button and takes an elevator down the gallows. Sam tries the same, but he is hung from the rope. As he inaudibly swears while trapped in the rope, the warden screams for Sam to come to his office. The warden turns out to be Bugs in disguise, who offers Sam a cigar and tells him to sit down (in an electric chair). When Bugs goes to give Sam a light, he turns on the chair, electrocuting Sam. Bugs then blows his disguise when his fake mustache slips onto his cigar, and Sam chases him again. This chase culminates in Sam hitting the real warden over the head with a club....