QUESTION: answer this: who does flag go to at a military funeral??

ANS: the next of kin

input: What is the answer to this question? who won the battle of omdurman in 1898?

output: British-Egyptian Victory

In: dead poets society what play is neil in??

Out: A Midsummer Night's Dream

Please answer this: what is the traditional cheese on a philly cheese steak?

provolone

Q: Answer this question:

who said the internet is a series of tubes??

A: Ted Stevens

Question: who wrote take this job and shove it?

Answer:
David Allan Coe