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An example of an negative review: The concept of this place is great, but it's really kind of a dump... and WAY overpriced. The lady today told me that "it is easier to cut when it's clean" (because he was a little sweaty), but failed to mention that she would be tacking an extra $3 for an already overpriced $16 haircut. What a rip off. Not to mention, the store is dirty. My kids love coming here, but sadly this is our last time.

Input: What would be an example of an positive review?

An example of an positive review: OVERALL: The best meal I've had in Pittsburgh! Yes - this beats out the likes of Casbah, Eleven, Nine on Nine, and Tamari. FOOD: Excellent. Having heard enough good things, we opted for the Omakase (chef's choice). Course after course of sensationally prepared sashimi and nigiri-sushi, with sauces that were flavorful enough to set off the fish, yet delicate enough not to overpower it. Mr. Shu presented us with Maguro (Tuna), Hamachi (Yellowtail), Hirame (Fluke), Kanpachi (young Yellowtail), Saba (Mackerel) and a few others. Miso soup, of course. There was one cooked course - a buttery soft fillet of cod that simply melted in the mouth. The culinary delights continued with desserts. I got the chocolate maki, which was rich and delicious. Thankfully, it was also the only time that maki made any sort of an appearance at the table. Truth be told, I was a little apprehensive that the Omakase would include a few courses of maki, especially since the table next to us seemed to be busy wolfing down California rolls. All in all, an excellent tasting menu. Portion sizes were just right, with enough food to leave you happily sated, but not stuffed. I was surprised to see reviews complaining about the small portion sizes - sushi is not something that you traditionally expect to find in Cheesecake Factory size portions! SERVICE: Service was about average. Servers were friendly, helpful and knowledgeable, but a little on the slow side. We had a reservation and we were seated within a few minutes. It took us a little while after we were seated for them to get our drink order and there were a few other times when we were looking for a server but couldn't find one. AMBIANCE: This is really the only thing I'd knock about Umi. I feel like they had the potential to really go for an upscale Japanese look and didn't. Instead, it feels a bit haphazard, with a mish-mash of a traditional and contemporary that doesn't quite mesh. It's by no means bad though - it was comfortable and enjoyable - just not up to its potential. FINAL VERDICT: This is a place you can take your friends who are visiting from NYC or Philly and have it more than hold its own. Do yourself a favor and skip the grocery store rolls and go for the Omakase.

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An example of an positive review: This place has some of the best brick oven pizza around! Not to discount the salads because they are awesome too, but the pizza is where it is at. Came here today for lunch and thoroughly enjoyed myself. I had the Emiliana salad which has Arugula, Baby Greens, Red Onions, Red Peppers, Pine Nuts, and Shaved Parmigiano Reggiano with a Balsamic Vinaigrette. I also got the Americana pizza which has Tomato Sauce, House-Made Mozzarella, Pepperoni, Parmigiano Reggiano... it was awesome! I have also had the Margherita pizza which is very good too. The ingredients are all fresh and so tasty... I would definitely recommend this place to you! I love to come here and have a great glass of wine along with my pizza but today is a work day so I could not have a glass of wine:(. I will be back!