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An example of an negative review: On the spectrum of burgers, these are definitely pretty good. It's way better than a McDonald's or Burger King. However, I Love Burgers wouldn't want you to compare their experience to fast food, so I won't, either. When comparing I Love Burgers to other gourmet burger joints, it falls short. Let's start with the service. There was a small wait to get a table, even though there were tons of open seats. Granted, it was busy, but since the wait time for the actual food was around 45 minutes, wouldn't it have made sense to let us sit? Furthermore, even though we ordered fries, the waiter didn't even think to bring those out first -- we had to ask him. A simple thing like this would've made the time go by a lot easier. Onto the food... like I said, the burgers are decent, but nothing special. I had the "i love bacon burger," which comes with a patty made up of sirloin and applewood-smoked bacon, toped with crispy bacon, bacon mayo, gouda, and onion strings. Given how ravished I was at this point, I was happy to eat it, but I don't think I'll ever need to try this place again.

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An example of an negative review: Classic bad customer experience. Really bad customer service and over all experience. I bought the groupon now for a $10 private training or group training session and was so excited to for a good work out with a trainer. I've belonged to other gyms and have had wonderful experience with other personal trainers. I called bright and early and Seth was good at responding efficiently and we set up a time for later that morning. I showed up and the equipment was a little old and worn (the lady next to me on the stair machine said her machine was broken) but whatever its not the equipment that counts its the trainer. He had me do 5 minutes of warm up cardio and a 15 minute assesment so we he could see where my level of fitness was at. After I completed the assessment, he continued to ask me if I would be interested in training at his gym after our session and I politely said No because it was so far from where I live. At this point he said "Okay thank you for coming in, there's nothing else I can do for you." I replied that the groupon was for an hour and didn't mention anything about having to continue service with him or at that gym to receive an hour of personal training and he could please show me anything else. He refused and sent me on my way. I spent a total of 20 minutes there. Don't waste you time on this groupon or on this trainer.

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An example of an negative review: Thanks for closing your offices on Saturday September 1st and not informing your patients that had appointments!!! Yes... we waited outside of the office for 20+ minutes waiting. No note on the door to inform patients that had been scheduled that the office would be closed, no phone call informing any of us!! Thanks for leaving us stranded! Not a good first impression for sure, considering this was my first weigh-in. Its going to take a lot from this point forward to earn my trust. And to the bimbo who answered the phone, thanks for your concern NOT! She could have cared less that several patients got stranded. But then this goes along with other bad reviews I've read from this particular office.... the staff doesn't care, point blank! The program may work, but the staff is uncaring and rude at this particular office. UPDATE: I called the office on Tuesday morning to complain about this issue. The bimbo who answered the phone (I'll be nice and not mention her name here), but she was the most unpleasant, uncaring person I have run in to in Las Vegas! She said "oh well we closed the office at the last minute cause it was a holiday" REALLY? Saturday was not a holiday you idiot, Monday was! And further more she insisted someone had called me on Friday to tell me the office would be closed. REALLY? Funny I never got a call on my home or cell phone ... she still insisted they called. Funny looking at both phones and not one call from the clinic. So when I said to her how dumb do you think I am? Had I received a call, #1 why would I have showed up for my appointment on Saturday.... oh and how about the other 2 people that were waiting for their appointment as well #2 IF someone decided to close the office, was it too much trouble to maybe place a note on the door stating the office is closed on this particular date, just in case maybe you did call some patients and maybe they didn't get a message, etc? #3 IF I had received a call stating the office was going to be closed why would I be calling and angry because I was not able to have the appointment that was scheduled for me? Her response: Oh well we were closed and we did call you. Thats it, no sorry, no nothing! Then she got the angry "well when do you want to come in" How about you politely ask the paying customer, when can I reschedule your appointment, I'm really sorry for the miscommunication. Something, ANYTHING other than sorry about your bad luck we were closed! YOUR JOB IS CUSTOMER SERVICE HOW ABOUT BEING FRIENDLY AND OWNING UP TO YOUR (OR SOMEONE IN THE OFFICE"S SCREW UP!!) Don't get mad at me because I'm angry, ITS YOUR FAULT I'm angry! We shall see how my weigh in goes. Another update may be forthcoming.

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An example of an negative review: After hearing about this place when it opened up in Scottsdale. I was happy to hear one had opened up in Tempe. When we first got there the parking lot was packed, which usually happens when something new opens up. People love to be trendy and hip, why going to a new fast food place is that I don't know. I ordered the bacon burger, fries, and a chocolate malt My friend had the Italian beef (claims to be Chicago #1). Had to wait in a huddled group of people all carefully listening for the number to be called. you could hear after every time the girl said a number everyone asking what did she say? The Burger tasted fine, just like you would get any where else. For $10 meal I felt ripped off. When I took the top bun off and looked at it. the first thing that came to my mind was an old lady saying wheres the beef! The patty was so small. The fries where okay, the malt tasted like powder. My friends meal was bland and tasteless, he had to pull the peppers out and throw them away as they where tough and chewy. If this is the number one restaurant in Chicago then I know the reason the all move here now, to get away from this crap. If you want a good fast Chicago restaurant go to Luke's on Indian school in Phoenix, you won't be disappointed.