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An example of an negative review: Our experience was just plain bad. Our meals took forever to get to us and when they finally arrived, my partner's dish was cold. We were (eventually) able to get our waiters' attention and he took the dish away only to bring it back steaming hot from the microwave such that now the chicken was burning hot, over cooked and chewy. We disliked our main meal so much we didn't even bother ordering deserts. The place was messy and just had a really poor atmosphere. What really made matters worse was the waiter. You know how you can put up with a lot when the wait staff is really good? Such was not the case at the overrated Gullifuty's. His total attitude was negative, it was like he was doing us a favor waiting on us. We had to continually ask for things - a spoon for the tea, extra sugar, butter for the roll, etc... You could tell he wanted to be anywhere but there. After our experience, so did we.

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An example of an negative review: Worst service imaginable. -Had my beer glass (empty) taken away, and not asked if I would like another (which I would have) - simply because the bar had run out of the glasses in which they were serving their $3 special - domestic drafts. -Fries are shoestring potatoes, unless you pay $9 for 'hand cut' (doubt it) -Nachos were a mockery of any nacho, if I've ever seen one. A hungry homeless person would have most likely rejected these even if they were free. There was nothing homemade about the salsa except that they put it in a plastic cup for you. -We were legitimately ignored for at least 15-20 minutes while 4 bartenders struggled hard to serve probably 100 or so people, give or take. I was a bartender. 100 people is not that many. I blame this on several things, not necessarily terrible service staff (although they really didn't handle the situations well) - there is one computer at the bar. You cannot expect 4 bartenders, plus a barback and a "manager" to be ringing drinks and food orders into one computer. The service bar was a cluster as people were ordering from the service bar and she was getting behind on pouring for tables - I would never order a beer at a table, as 3/4 of them that went out were also 3/4 full. Top it off ... the soap in the bathroom was in the industrial packaging (you know, the box with the bag in it, with a tube sticking out) and not in a dispenser, so a girl I didn't know and I had to take turns squeezing it into each other's hands. And it was dirty as sin. Worse than a porta, honestly. Definitely doesn't deserve a second shot.

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An example of an negative review: Rather than say anything negative about the food or service, I'm just going to post pics of the girls bathroom. That's it. The best part about this place is the bathroom. You decide what that says about everything else. I'll try it again sometime. Hopefully the bathroom won't be the best part.

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An example of an positive review: Burgatory was one of the burger places on my list when we moved to Pittsburgh. We had heard pretty good things about his place. So far they have continued to live up to the hype. My go-to burger is the grass-fed patty with Angel Dust, bunch of veggies, whole grain mustard, and bacon. Sometimes I go with a bun and sometimes bunless. Just about every time it is cooked perfectly. I really enjoy the Angel Dust. When I specify "Pink" interior, it is pink; not rare or well-done. They have a great set of toppings, including cucumber which I really like. Their chips are very good, a mix of sweet potato and regular potato. Fries are pretty good if not overwhelming. I often get a field greens salad instead of fries or chips and it is a nice change of pace: mixed greens with pickled tomatoes, shaved parmesan cheese, and pine nuts. I generally don't get a shake, but my wife does. When I've tried one, each one has been very good. They have a small but well-thought out craft beer selection that seems to be rotated frequently. There tends to be a long wait at any of their locations, so do yourself a favor and get the NoWait phone app. it lets you put yourself in-line for a table before you get there. Overall the interiors are basic but every server we've had has been terrific, particularly with our young daughter. Burgatory is definitely in the top-3 of our Pittsburgh burger list.