TASK DEFINITION: You are given a review about a place. You need to provide a rating from "1 star" to "5 stars" for this place.
PROBLEM: Went in here for a "classic shave" after a night of gambling and winning. Thought I'd treat myself to a nice straight razor shave being on vacation and all.

I used a double edge razor at home and think of wet shaving with quality creams and using a badger hair brush to build lather as a nice relaxing way to take care of myself. I thought a professional would know how to handle a basic shave.

Wow, this shave was the opposite of enjoyable. I should have stopped the "master barber" from scraping at my face with a dull blade and leaving my face bloody and irritated. I should have stood up and walked away the moment that I noticed that she was shaving my face immediately after taking off the hot towel without applying any shaving cream. I gave her the benefit of the doubt and goddamn do I regret it.

She then tried to excuse her shoddy work and blamed it on me having "sensitive skin". Yes, blame your shoddy work and ill preparation on your client.

First of all, why would you need to make multiple passes of the blade if my hair was already short in the first place? and why would you make multiple passes WITHOUT ANY LATHER OR CREAM ON MY FACE?

I GET A BETTER SHAVE WITH A CHEAP CARTRIDGE RAZOR AND FACEWASH.

I went back up to my room and the irritation was getting worse and new spots of blood were appearing on my face, I then called down to the shop to speak to the manager, and she said she had another call and would get back to me(this was a lie because she obviously went to speak to the woman who gave me the shave). Then she stated the "you have sensitive skin" and then told me that after I've received a service there was nothing I could do.

She then told me she would call me back at my room to get back to me. I waited 30 minutes and she never called, nor left a message on my room phone. Why should I even have to wait for a callback in a hotel room on my vacation?

Terrible service on all levels. Repeated attempts to upsell expensive extras.

SOLUTION: 1 star

PROBLEM: Pretty sure our experience at wasn't the average: Quiet time and dainty nibbling.

We were in town on a Tuesday night at 10:30, after all, so the place had that, "We're just about to close feel." Ghost town, tumbleweeds...

Beer-based review, here. We were only there for a few beers anyway, and beers they surely gots: Dozens and dozens of craft beers- good ones, a great draft beer selection, plus Fat Heads' own brews which were mighty good too. A vast array there for you. Our bartender was friendly, our order of ten of their hottest, spiciest char-grilled wings were good. Yeah, they come in 5's and 10's. Shrug, I dunno. We were not starvin, just a mite peckish, so the plate of wings hit the spot. I understand that this place is known for their headwiches, so I'll be keeping that in mind, during future Pitts times... Sandwiches as big as your head, you say? I've heard tell.

SOLUTION: 4 stars

PROBLEM: I attended Archery Day in early December with the Arizona Game and Fish Department and I really enjoyed it. For my birthday, I wanted to go shoot archery for a bit and my boss found this place in Chandler that offers individual and group classes, which was perfect because my staff needed a few tips before letting loose all Hunger Games style on the targets!

Brett, the manager, gave us a crash course in safety and helped us select either a compound or recurve bow. He made some adjustments to the bows to fit each one of us and he watched our form to make sure we on the right path to hitting some bullseyes! It was fun to see who turned out to be pretty decent archers! I still need some practice, but my boss and co-worker were both improving and hit the gold (bullseye) many times.

Toward the end of our session, Brett has us play a game of "HORSE" with the word ARROW, and so we tried to match each others shots, calling the shots from across the room, diagonal and from a really far distance. It ended in a shoot out with me and a friend. It was really fun and I'd like to sign up for more archery classes with Brett! Thanks!

SOLUTION:
5 stars