Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: Smelly and old interior, their Clarion which is attacked to the same building is newer and better! I requested a wake up call, they didn't set one for me, luckily i had back up, otherwise i would had missed my flight out of this dump
Q: negative

A: Line...wait...Line...wait...horrific experience. So bad that I created a Yelp account just to tell everyone. I've been to many buffets in my life and waited in many buffet lines. But Bacchanal, you take the cake on this one. I can't complain about the 1 hour wait to get into a buffet. I've waited 2 hours at other buffets before. I'm used to it, but to wait the same amount of time once you get in just to get some crab legs? Ridiculous. The 2 highest traffic foods, Seafood and Meat, are placed right next to each other. The Seafood line backed up into the Meat line so no matter which you wanted to eat, your wait doubled. By the time I got back to my seat, my meat was cold and I was completely discouraged from going back to try anything else and/or get seconds. A party of 9 at $51/person before tax and gratuity, we feel robbed. The food I did get to eat was good. Would have been great if they were at their intended temperature. Recommendations: 1. Move the Meat section clear away from the Seafood section. 2. Can't move the Meat section for whatever reason? Rope off the Seafood and Meat lines so they don't blend together. I hope this gets to an Executive that has the power to make some changes. To future interested consumers, the Seafood line is located at the entrance so take a peak before you decide to fork out $51-before-tax-and-gratuity. Maybe by the time you go, my review made a difference.
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer: Warning Danger DO NOT ENTER! Gross! This place is nasty! If I could give it less than a star yea I would have. While out running errands over the weekend I decided to be adventurous, & try a new place I had never tried. So I find myself driving down Indian School rd and see the Chinese buffet sign. I thought great because I was not sure what I wanted and with a buffet there are so many choices right? WRONG! The choices were not many and the food was not good. The rice tasted like dirt. I had some mushrooms that were good. Everything was labeled wrong. They had fried chicken wings the size of my pinky. If these came off a chicken it must have been a chick. The egg foo young looked like scrambled eggs with mushrooms. This place is gross. We took one bite of everything on our plates and when nothing tasted good we left! We told them your buffet is garbage and we left. BTW we did not pay for it either.
Input: OPTIONS:
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Output: I heard from a neighbor that this place in Mesa was great. I was excited to finally go there for breakfast last Sunday. Its a small place. Decor is country cottage style. The hostess that sat us was very rude and unprofessional. She didnt seem like she wanted to be there. We were sat in the middle of the restaurant and had a very nervous but friendly waitress. She quickly got us our drinks. It was a bit dark inside and hard to read our menus. I cant eat eggs due to a bad gallbladder and nearly everything on the menu was egg dishes. The things that didnt have eggs, like freshtoast etc didnt come with anything else. So i ordered fresh toast and then had to order other items to go with it ala carte. The fresh toast was undercooked and the maple syrup was horrible. I ordered a small bowl of fruit and very chewy sausage. My husband ordered a spanish type egg breakfast. He said it was good but made very American style and a very small portion for the price. We waited 45 min for our meal. No apologies from the waitress for the wait. They were way over staffed for the size of the restaurant. Waitstaff was just standing around. We counted 3 bus people, 1 hostess, 1 cashier and about 11 waitstaff. They must have had only 1 cook though since we waited so long for our food. Our check was over $30.00!!! What? Not even worth it. Once we went up front to pay our bill the hostess rudely said, "Who was your waitress?" We said we didnt know her name. The hostess actually glared at us and walked off to the back and had to get the waitresses name to check us out. She finally came back and gave our ticket to the cashier so we could be checked out. The cashier didnt ask how our meal was, she didnt say thank you. She just gave us are receipt and walked off. The only positive thing we experienced was a very friendly waitress. That was it. Maybe the Tempe location is better. But do not go to this Mesa location. Crappy food, crappy menu, crappy portions, crappy prices, and crappy attitudes. I wouldnt give any star, but i have to give atleast 1 star to post this.
input: Write a positive yelp review (OPTIONS:
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output: I don't want to be the last person to taste this Amazing Rehab Burger. After I read all the cool damn reviews here. I can't wait any longer... Before the month ended last September at last we came here with my friends. Wow, this is the giant and coolest burger I've ever tried! Nacho Taco Burger is the best!
Q: negative

A:
Nice facilities. Line guys are awesome, desk staff not so much. Fuel is uber-expensive, but ramp fees aren't too bad if you don't meet minimum fuel requirements to waive the fee. This is what you get when there's no competitors on the field.