Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: BEWARE!!!! Talk about massive BS & lies, NEVER NEVER NEVER pay for an alignment as you will never get a true alignment from this place. My truck has factory parts put on so you don't have to do an alignment and even though this place has supposedly done an alignment when I got tires and supposedly during rotation, and today I found out by a real mechanic that my truck has never had a true alignment done since I bought the truck new, because one those factory parts are taken off you cannot put them back on. This place is running a scam with alignments. Last time here the tech never balanced my tires or put it on the alignment rack even though the work order stated both needed to be done. All I can say is good luck if you decide to have your vehicle serviced here. They do a basic tow alignment but cannot or do not do a complete alignment, if they tell you they do they are not telling the truth, my truck is proof.
Q: negative

A: I've just checked out the pictures of this place which make it look halfway cool. It's not. Yesterday, The Man asked me what I wanted to do for the day (because two of the three houses we were supposed to view are now under offer, sadface). I responded "get drunk." He laughed and asked me again, and got the same answer. This house hunting business is stressful, you know. So, about late afternoon time we took a walk down the canal to Leith. We wandered around a bit because The Man wanted to go somewhere new, and we ended up on Constitution St which has a few places which looked good. We started in The Constitution Bar and the minute we walked in we knew it wasn't for us. The Man described it as "soulless" and I thought it looked like an upmarket canteen. The dining area actually had nice dark wood tables and chairs which, if they were in the main room, would make the place look a bit more interesting than the sterile blonde wood does. They were playing football through some dodgy (probably illegal) foreign channel which had drawn a few people in, but the minute the football was over, the majority of people left for more interesting pastures. There is nothing actually wrong with this place, the staff weren't rude and the beer wasn't off, it just wasn't an enjoyable place for a pint and I would definitely not go back.
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer: I'm writing this review mainly to say that this location is now CLOSED. Which is quite sad, not to mention perplexing, why TJ's would close one of their best-stocked and busy TJ's in the valley. Not a good move, in my opinion to force West Phoenix customers to drive either out to Arrowhead, 20th st/Camelback, or various other locations in Tempe and Scottsdale. Bad business decision, in my opinion.
Input: OPTIONS:
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Generate a negative review for a place
Output: I hadn't been to Red Robin in years, and it will probably be years before we go back. Pretzel bites were hard. The taste of the mushroom burger was just weird. Fries weren't great. The onion rings were ok, but more breaded than battered. They did sub out pretzel buns on our burgers for us - and the campfire sauce is tasty - but alas, not enough to make me return.
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output: I may be the only one to have bad experiences with this place, but I'm never happy with them. I've been twice. Once, I never got my drink. I ordered at the front of a long line. Everyone in line after me got their drinks and left and I was still waiting. In an empty store. You'd think someone would've noticed me. Nope. Had to talk to the unfriendly girls at the counter and they didn't even apologize, they were too busy worrying about whether or not I paid for my drink. On my second trip there, I was left drinkless again because apparently someone else grabbed my drink, they said. So they remade it. Maybe they should try calling order names aloud ALL the time instead of only sometimes to avoid this situation? Anyways, nektar is always a disappointing hassle. Their juice is good but I'm never prepared to go through that kind of trauma and frustration for something I can make at home.
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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- positive) review?

Answer:
Yeah, rustic hipster. I don't much care what their schtick is. I'd like less attitude with my snacks. Went in for coffee and cakes. The cafe room itself is very warm and welcoming. The coffee making machine had stopped working but we were kept waiting and given various excuses that fell slightly short of an apology. Two cups of tea, 3 small cupcakes and a tepid cup of cocoa later, we were out 14. Meh.