Problem: Write a positive (OPTIONS:
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A: Sure, the outdoor seating is quite pleasant when the climate agrees. Absolutely, the seitan tacos are a great substitution to a carnivore diet (this coming from a near meatatarian). Undoubtedly, their combination of brunch and mexican cuisines is tasty and filling. Remarkably, their salsas/sauces/guac are all fresh, delicious, and worth licking the bowl for the last bits. But the real reason I'll go back? The booze. I know what you're thinking - that pseudo-alcoholic from the Midwest is at it again, overlooking what really makes a place great and just going straight for the bottle. But this place is for real. I enjoyed a bloody mary during a Sunday brunch that not only cured a hangover but almost paved the road for the start of a second hangover. My brunch mate slurped down a mojito of sorts that flavorful and strong, much to her delight. Despite the strength of said potions, they were still quite tasty. My only complaint is that I couldn't slog mine down fast enough to enjoy it ice cold in its entirety. I have also enjoyed some sort of spicy martini, another non-spicy martini, and something involving fruit and tequila - while I apologize for not remembering the specifics (see: sentence #1 of this paragraph), I will assure you that everything was enjoyable and strong enough to make a bull lose balance. The only complaint I have about this place is that it seems slightly overpriced. I know it is the only decent place of its kind in the area, but their prices signify that they also know it and are using it to their advantage. Also, the vibe can border on the pretentious depending on the crowd, but I would say in general from my visits and peer-ins from the street that the crowd isn't much of a worry. Overall, and this kind of goes without saying, I'll be back. What can I say - some of us love the sauce, whichever variety it may be.

Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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- positive) yelp review.
A: Does not get much worse than this. I needed tires exchanging on wheels which were off the car and then have the wheels balanced. The wheels were spotlessly clean as they were under two years old and apart from keeping them nice I had power washed the insides and outside when I removed them before I put them onto the leather upholstery of my other car. I had asked the person there if they carried similar weights as were on there and he told me he did not but that he had other weights which would balance the wheels perfectly and being on the inside would be hard to see that they were not oem. When I went back to pick up the wheels they were generally dirty with oily marks and a dirty water residue. I wiped them off before putting them into the car and noticed scratch lines parallel and about 1/2" from the edges of the rims. The scratches were all in similar positions. I told them I was very unhappy and their response was that they are not responsible for any damage that they do to customer's property, and claimed that there was a notice to that effect. He walked me to the back of the shop and pointed it out. This itself was very grimy and difficult to read. Also it was not readily visible to customers entering the premises. I told them that regardless of that what they had done was caused by total negligence as opposed to accidental. I was told the scratches could be buffed out. As they were deep enough to catch my fingernail, they would also need repainting and clearcoating. These wheels were aluminum painted silver and clearcoated, oem wheels from a VW GTI. As I was driving away I remembered seeing an original weight on the wheel, but at the time I was annoyed about the damage and did not look further. I stopped and examined the wheel insides and sure enough they were not balanced. I asked why not and one of the staff said they could not balance that type of wheel. I asked how come I was told it would be no problem when I had brought them in. The guy who had originally told me that came up and said he was glad he was not old as it makes people very irritable. I told him if it was his wheels he would be more than irritable. He then told me that if I brought the car back in a couple of days he would try and get some weights and balance them. That was the first offer to do anything about anything, but did not instill any confidence and really I did not ever want to go back there again. I had them balanced at a competitor up the road who I should have gone to in the first place. For gross negligence bordering on vandalism and an attitude to go along with it it does not get much worse. If I had not read the other reviews here I would have been put off from even going in simply because of the state of the place. I notice the other reviews were relating to used tire purchases. I would guess that these people were either going to sell their car or wanted some cheap tires to put on maybe steel wheels and don't care about devaluing their vehicle with damaged rims.

Problem: Write a positive (OPTIONS:
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- positive) yelp review.
A:
I was going to downtown Las Vegas last night for a show, so I decided to stop for dinner at the Bar + Bistro. I made one error in that it was First Friday in the Arts District and the restaurant has an abbreviated menu for that evening. I went with two of their tapas plates and a dessert. I started with their roasted tomate soup. It was excellent. The second dish was their 5 cheese mac and cheese a combination of smoked gouda, sharp cheddar, fontina, Manchego, roasted tomato, piquillo peppers, and parmesan crisp. The pasta was gigli. The mac and cheese was very tasty, too! I rounded out my dinner with a warm chocolate ganache cake. It, too, was excellent. It was served with a small scoop of sorbet and it was a perfect ending. All things considered, I'd rather have come here on a night when I could have ordered from the full menu, but I had the chance to taste some of their good cuisine. I think it's a bit pricey for what you get. I enjoyed the decor a lot. The tables shaped like artists' palettes with a metal well in many. One thing that got me several times was the thought that I had dripped something onto the table. When I looked, it was merely some spattered paint when they were decorating the tables. Every time I looked down, it was a "gotcha."