You 'll probably not be hearing any more updates on my Jamaican housemate as I finally moved into my actual room . It was being " remodeled " ( ie it 's the half that remains of a large room ) and was n't ready for me when I got here . It 's on the upper level and I only share the space with four others . My next door neighbor seems a little strange and was really concerned that I would hear him through the walls .

OPTIONS:
- They do n't like the Jamaican housing laws .
- They do n't like the remodeled look .
- None of the above choices .
- They do n't like the Jamaican neighbor .
Answer the following question: Why is the narrator a little unnerved with the new place ?

None of the above choices .
question: Lee Gutkind sent me a signed copy of his book Forever Fat : Essays by the Godfather because it sold out at our " 5 R 's of Creative Nonfiction " workshop last Saturday before I could buy it . Anyone who knows me knows I do not approach things in an ordered way . Even books .

OPTIONS:
- Because people were very interested in it .
- Because Lee Gutkind signed it .
- None of the above choices .
- Because Lee Gutkind sent a copy to the writer .
Q: Why did the book sell out at the workshop ?

answer: Because people were very interested in it .
QUES: She has a townhouse in Manhattan ( wait ! It 's only rented , she insists ) and a flat in London and in all interviews twists herself in two to sound poor and ordinary , which is totally unconvincing and why bother . " Nobody 's really poor if they went to university , " she says in one interview .

Question with options: What is the socio - economic status of the woman being featured ?
OPTIONS:
- She is very poor .
- She is wealthy .
- None of the above choices .
- She is poor .
ANS: She is wealthy .
Problem: It just seems like a good idea at the time . I could never laugh at it like Fiona does . I ' ve seen death 's door as if it had neon lights flashing advertising exotic dancers too many times to see anything funny about it .

Why does Fiona think that death is a laughing matter , and should not be taken too seriously ?
OPTIONS:
- She has a sick need to push people past their boundaries and gets a humorous thrill out of doing so
- None of the above choices .
- She has a morbid sense of humor , and laughs at things most people would n't find as funny
- She is hoping that her friend will die so she can collect on his life insurance policy , which is funny to her

A: She has a morbid sense of humor , and laughs at things most people would n't find as funny
Question:
What 's wrong with UPS ? Or is it just the driver that services my area that really sucks and does n't like to deliver to my building . Twice in the span of 10 days he or she has failed to deliver the goods . And he or she is not even trying .
Answer the following question: What will I receive next week after I complain ?
OPTIONS:
- I will receive my bill
- I wo n't receive my packages
- I will receive my order
- None of the above choices .
Answer:
I will receive my order
question: It sang the start - up Mac song , giving me a glimmer of hope , but to my horror , a flashing question mark of doom appeared on the otherwise happy blue screen . I restarted in the Mac equivalent of safety mode . Nothing . I ran a hardware diagnostic on it , and the Mac basically said , " What hardware ? "

OPTIONS:
- None of the above choices .
- They are talking IT .
- They are talking horror movies .
- They are talking music .
Q: What subject is the narrator discussing .

answer:
They are talking IT .