Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer: Beautiful space on the Waterfront! Good service and delicious red velvet pancakes with grand marnier syrup - yum, yum, yum!

Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer: THE BAD The wife and I booked a room at the Cottonwood resorts for our 24th yr. anniversary after only seeing the management submitted pics shown online. BIG mistake! Horribly disappointed upon arrival. Room 267 was old and funky. It looked like its hadn't Been updated since the 1970s. The carpet was old (very) and tattered in spots. The gate on the back side was busted and swinging open. And the general conditions of the grounds were lacking at best. For what they were charging, I was shocked. FYI The check in lobby in the pic, is nice, but it is not a convening area. It's separate from the rest of the suites. THE GOOD The receptionist was kind and understanding when we returned to tell her that we would not be staying and why. They gracefully offered us an up grade, but we didn't take it. They agreed to refund us and we went to another nearby hotel to celebrate our anniversary weekend.

Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer:
Dear Denny's @ Scottsdale & Shea, I am very regretful to reform you that your restaurant is repulsive. Your hours, although appealing to the party animal which escapes from me from 11 PM - 4 AM, is not enough to make me return here again. Your food is, quite frankly, disgusting. I'm not sure where throughout the years the "Slam" in the supposedly infamous GrandSlam has gone, but I experienced a grand piece of crap on a plate. P.S. - please hire prettier / friendlier / more enthusiastic waitresses. Love, Wesley.