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Craig printed out a bunch of documents for Eric to sign, because
Here's how I want to continue it: Craig was a lawyer.

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Monica was said to be a better cook than Christine. This made
Here's how I want to continue it: Christine feel bad.

Problem: Continue the following story.

So
Here's how I want to continue it:
Matthew ignored the baby because Nick likes babies and Matthew doesn't like them at all.