Sentiment analysis: A friend recommended this place to me, and so away I went. It's in a nice little shopping center, situated right next to the lake of "The Lakes". Things started out well enough, my girl and I reviewed their selections, placed an order, and waited. And waited. And waited. A girl came in, placed a to-go order, left, came back, and picked up her order. We still waited. Bear in mind that there was only one other couple in the restaurant, who had already gotten their food, and were finishing up eating. Finally, we got our food after about 45 minutes. The pork ribs were actually frozen internally. Not as in frozen completely solid, but it was that stage of cold where the ice had just melted, but its temperature still permeated the food. It was colder than my drink. The rest of the food was just okay. I wanted to like it, it just wasn't anything exceptional. Finally, we waited for the check. We kept trying to get the attention of the waitress. We were the only customers at this point, and she was watching TV and chatting away to a friend on her cell phone. Finally, after a loud "Excuse me", she turned around, told her friend she'd call them back, and got us our check. Not impressed. Still, the view surrounding the restaurant is wonderful. We took a nice walk by the lake, and then decided to find something else to snack on to pad our unsatisfying lunch. Great location, frozen food, distracted service. Don't bother. UPDATE: And while I've been "reviewed" myself in this review for being some sort of "meanie" in not finding perfection during my unsatisfactory visit, I don't think it would be a reasonable expectation for me to just automatically 5-star this place because I was unable to enjoy the same apparently positive experience that others did. I visited during a seemingly "off" day, unfortunately, and my review reflected that visit as such. No need to start an opening review paragraph to "call me out". I'm not in this to review other Yelpers.

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Sentiment analysis: How can one not love this part of the Bellagio? It's always perfectly kept and has something crazy, like giant ants or bears that wear fishing garb. And it's right next to a chocolate fountain. Being asked to take pictures is a very likely event; people around the world want to show their friends that, "Hey, that's a giant fishing bear made out of flowers. I am not a liar."

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Sentiment analysis: This place sucked beginning to end. Long wait at the door, ok. Solid 10 minutes before our order is taken, and, wait for it... 45 minutes for some burgers and fries. Double cheeseburger and chipotle burger were both totally overbooked and dried out. A tiny drop of chipotle sauce lurking under the lettuce was barely noticeable on the dry bun. This might have easily been the crappiest burger I have ever eaten. Avoid the place like the plague !

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negative