TASK DEFINITION: In this task, you are given a public comment from online platforms. You are expected to classify the comment into two classes: obscene and non-obscene. A comment is obscene if it is considered offensive to the public sense of decency, for example because it too obviously relates to sex or contains language regarded as taboo in polite usage.
PROBLEM: Comment: First, faux-meats are kind of a misnomer: seitan and soy have been used for centuries as protein options for non meat-eaters in South and East Asia. Tofu is a food in itself. Seitan is a food in itself. They are used in dishes as substitutes for meat alternatives for centuries. There are faux-meat dishes in Asian restaurants that have just as long of a history as the meat-equivalent dishes themselves. To say that seitan has to be 100% like beef is ridiculous.

Second, as many have pointed out, the point of a sloppy or diner food joint catering to vegans is because vegans don't SIMPLY PREFER BROCCOLI - they have cravings for oily, rich, and textured foods other than vegetables the same as meat eaters. The reason they eat non-meat things is for ETHICAL reasons. They refuse to continue to support killing living and pain-feeling beings for the sake of TASTE.

Lastly, I think the reviewer came in with a mental block in mind. Hate for hipsters and "trendy" things leads this dinosaur review

SOLUTION: Non-obscene

PROBLEM: Comment: For doing nothing but welcoming the barbarians through the gate, Merkel is finished and will be remembered as one of Germany's most hated leaders....

SOLUTION: Non-obscene

PROBLEM: Comment: This explains why your preferred go-to rebuttal is to incontinence; you're speaking from experience. TMI alert.

On to debunking your "argument," such as it is: Of the 10 most populous states, Clinton carried two. Of the 10 fastest growing states, Clinton also carried two. She did the best in the two largest wealth-generating states, and just as predictably in several others. The reviled 1%, by Wall Street's next-day reaction, shrugged and shook its wealth-generating head.

But could you tell me more about modern urban societies?

The political problem is easily solved: Don't underestimate your opponent, especially a buffoon. Don't take echo-chamber polls as gospel. Show up where you want your voters to show up. Wisconsin, for instance. Michigan, perhaps.

Obama won 37 counties and Iowa in 2012. Clinton won six and lost. Apparently, there's more clout in those bib overalls than you understand. Pay attention.

Conclusion: You're better at flicking insults. Less cleanup.

SOLUTION:
Non-obscene