Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: They're close to my house, and they're fairly cheap. They do a decent job, and they usually get stuff done as promised. But as the mike c said, the lady behind the counter is a little gruff. She always seems like someone peed in her cheerios, kicked her cat, and insulted her mamma right before you walk in. I've compared her to the soup Nazi from Seinfeld, but she has yet to tell anyone "no dry cleaning for you" yet. It is cheaper if you prepay, but there and they will get the job done, but there are other places to take your clothes, and they will at least pretend to be happy to press your pants and launder your shirts.
Q: positive

A: I freakin love this place. The food is so darn delicious. I only have a couple complaints about the place, but the pros far out weigh the cons. The hallway like establishment is a little too cramped for my style, so I usually call in my order for pick up. My only real complaint is that no matter how much time you give them, the pickup orders are never really ready; it seems they wait to package the food until your actually there. Again it's a simply pet peeve but I love this place! The carne adovada is to die for.
Problem: What would be an example of an positive (OPTIONS:
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Answer: In the style of Ignatius J. Reilly This city is famous for its pablum strip mall culture, its tweaked city-vagrants, Antichrist shadeless palms, artificial tans, frauds with transfixed hairstyles, fetishists in stilettos, sodomites, drug addicts, exhibitionists, internet punchers, and litterbugs, all of whom are too reconciled by the lagniappe. If you have a moment, I shall endeavor to discuss the portion of this shambles that makes up for the dissident of its surroundings, Sky Harbor Airport which i bothered to scribe into my Big Chief Tablet during my last expedition to fairer country. It is rather fine. It is not only clean, but impeccable. The staff is quite firm on the rules, which I was not made aware that a lute may pass through their customs, but not my British Honduran macaw or Belizian soy nuts. Ho hum. I had to insert them into the bowel of the plane, which is right where I told the wanded lady to stick her apparatus. I wandered up into Terminal Four, exceedingly the only port worth venturing from, with its hoards of awful fat inducing foods that I would never let my indulgences approach. So, I had several plates of Chili Cheese Fries and four bloody marrys at Fox Sports Grill to block my urge from any of the other filth this corporate consortium of overfed Americana bestows on its citizens. Filth! Not me. No way would I indulge here. Though Terminal Four is quite a pleasant atmosphere, and allow myself to reiterate, the best port of exit, there is a severe mass of human activity. If you are like myself, you won't enjoy the egregious offense against good reading at all of the newstands and boutique book shops around the mall area. The "Somebody in Arizona Loves Me" apparel is without shame entirely! Still, if I must leave my beautiful burg in the sun, I enjoy the comforts of this guttersnipe and bawb babble infested airport. Its just slightly above ho hum. But only a just little.
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Output: If you want to get schooled about extreme Pilates this is the place to go. Don't get me wrong, I get the benefits of Classical Pilates--but frankly (YAWN) I feel like I have to work out afterward. Not to mention the price tag. What I love about this place: Low impact, full body resistance training that's fun and over in 45 minutes. The bounce classes are fantastic! Crazy cardio intervals on mini trampolines and then back to the beds (Proformers). You will feel muscles you didn't know you had and I felt stronger pretty quickly. The instructors are very attentive and welcoming. And as my form improves I get more out of it. It's even right there next to Albertson's so you can get your healthy grocery shop on afterwards! Win, win. Run, don't walk to this place an try a class. You will be hooked.
input: Write a negative yelp review (OPTIONS:
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output: I really, really wanted to have a good experience at McKinley. However, since I've been on campus (since Fall 2008), I've only ventured to McKinley about five times. Of those five times, I've only left there feeling better on ONE occasion, and even that had its major downfalls. I came in right at 8 AM one morning this past September with a piercing, persistent migraine in which I was seen promptly by a doctor. I was then injected with two different medications in both of my hips and I was not told what the medications were--even after asking to have copies of the information so I could forward it to my doctor at home. A nurse told me, "we do not disclose that information to our patients". Excuse me, but if I was just treated with heavy medication, I believe I have the right to know what it was called, especially if I could have a negative reaction to it later on. I also went into McKinley TWICE this past February for a severe, hacking dry cough and was only given the run-of-the-mill cough syrup which didn't do me any good. The doctors told me I simply had a cold, but after about a month and a half of coughing my lungs out, I went to a real doctor at home and was told I had bronchitis and was given antibiotics and REAL cough syrup that worked. McKinley HATES giving out antibiotics for some reason since every ailment you have must be a "cold" or "just a cough". My advice-- avoid this place and go home for the weekend to be treated by real doctors who actually want you to get better.
input: Write a positive yelp review (OPTIONS:
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output:
I've never had a bad experience here. My usual area is around the Chanel counters (and the little Chanel boutique). Everyone is always extremely helpful, friendly, and efficient. I've never been treated remotely poorly (and if I was it would make a lot more sense than being treated like a hobo at Dillard's). The sales staff aren't pushy and stuffy at all. I'm here every couple months to look for new make-up staples and the staff is always happy to help. I would never go to any other Chanel counter to shop after being treated like royalty here.