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Output: We had a voucher from Groupon for 2 people: 5 tapas and a glass of house wine. So we reserved and checked in on a Wednesday 6:30 pm early evening. It wasn't busy and we were invited to choose a table. The tables on offer weren't dressed. I was surprised as it only takes a few glasses and a side plate & napkin, they were bare - bar from a small vase with flowers. We were eventually given stacked plates 2 napkins 2 forks 2 knives and 1 spoon - eh..? The menu was supplied and on choosing our waiter explained that the pigs chees were not available, so we replaced those. in addition we had beer battered Gambas, chorizo sausage, Spanish meat slices with tomato & chili jam and Iberico selection. The a little later he came back to explain that another tapas - the Iberico selection - was not avaiable either. Good.. fine.. can we have the pimento peppers then please? No - they are still awaiting a delivery of those. So we had to settle for croquettas. The food was delivered in stages, I was worried they forgotten us but then we got all Tapas eventually. Now here is the thing..who ever said to their chef that Spanish Olive Oil was good for using on a plate, should also explain to him that it doesn't have to be so much, nor does it have to be on everything that is served. Apart from the Gambas everything else was drenched in olive oil. I also had one taste of the chorizo and I had to send it back as it was awful. The cheese platter we had instead (again with the olive oil) fared no better. We left quite unsatisfied and also had to get rid of the olive oil taste some how

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Output: I used to go here a lot a couple of years back. I remember it better. I have to say that the food is not even close to what I have tried lately in other sushi places. The service is terrible. There were two hostesses. One was Asian and very kind and sweet. The other one ugh oh my!! I can't describe how rude she was. She must think that she is doing customers a big favor by organizing the sitting. Since she said it would be 20 mins we just went to the bathroom and then stopped at the bar. A min later we see her pointing at as as if her mother never told her that pointing at people while you talk about them is rude!! I read other reviews and seems like I am not the only one thinking that. And is not like it was busy at all. Was close to 9 pm on Sunday. Now, despite it wasn't exactly packed when I ordered a drink it took 15 mins or more to get it. At the time of taking the order for our food they did not set up the table. I waited like 10 mins for soy sauce after my sushi arrived. So much that I just gave up and ate half of the roll without it. And the next sushi took close to 20 mins to come after the first one. Pretty pretty slow service. I was a server at some time in my life and I can understand it can be overwhelming. But then there's times when the service is just plain uncaring. This is one of those times. The ambience is priceless. You can't argue with that. Is it worth eating a mediocre sushi with mediocre service. Not at all. For years I spoke wonders of this place to my husband who had never been there. He was so sad to see me so disappointed. But oh well. I will just go back to my new place and never look back for sure. :)

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Output: I give these people "0" stars, had to select one star or I could not post this message, they are not worth even one star. You have been warned!! Century Link provides the worst tv and Internet service, I am not surprised they have only a one star rating. There are always problems with our tv connections, constantly having to re-set the cable box and the internet is incredibly slow!! When we signed up for this service we were given all this B.S. about how much faster their internet is and all the channels we would be getting with their cable TV what a crock! On Demand want a joke and half of the cable channels they provide are nothing but duplicates and we actually lost programming we had with COX! Again our service is out, I am so fed up with the service they are providing I am going to cancel this contract!

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Used them once for roundtrip to and from the airport. Nothing fantastic but got the job done cheaper than we've paid in the past so decided to try them out again for a night out in town. Received cancellation via email due to personal reasons with only a couple days notice. I understand personal issues come up, but honestly not sure why previously scheduled appts would not be honored as the owner was not our driver in either instance before. Also when a merchant cancels on a customer that has pre-paid, the customer should be immediately refunded. It's now 10 days past the cancellation notice and 7 days past our scheduled service date and no refund has been received. I also have received no response to my inquiry requesting the refund (which I should not have had to send in the first place) and they are back in service after the short-term service suspension. Money saved is not worth it, will never use them again. Found an equitably priced company with better customer service. They will get our repeat business instead.