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Output: I walked in here a couple of afternoons ago and this place was a ghost town! There was a family in the dining room and one other guy at the bar. This place is close to home so I wanted to try it out. The nigiri was fresh but it just didn't taste as good as I'm used to at Goyemon. The rolls were good and I loved the added options for side dishes. I actually ordered the chilled soba noodles and I don't see that at very many AYCE places. The server was attentive but ordering from the sushi chef was hell. He screwed up my first two orders. I got spicy tuna roll first out when I actually just ordered tuna nigiri along with my other nigiri orders. I would have complained but he lucked out and spicy tuna is usually my second order anyway. I won't go back here. Goyemon has my heart!

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Output: Much creamier, smoother, denser & better tasting than Luv it custard. But it started to melt pretty quickly after receiving it from the front cashier. Got the caramel pecan concrete custard very creamy. The pecans were yummy & gave it a great texture to the custard. It was a bit on the extreme sweet side. 3.5 stars Chocolate malted walnut was pretty good but the malt gave it a funny taste & the walnuts were not fresh. 2.5 stars Lime rickey was yummy tasted like a lime & cream popsicle. Overall taste: B - (can be a too sweet...after a couple bites, I was on a major sugar rush). -1 Service: A (helpful) Inside decor: A (very kool with all kinds of 50s memorabilia) Overall great place to visit on a hot day. =)

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Output: Dontcha find that the more run down the donut shop...the better the food tastes...and Ronald's is no exception. After hearing about all the great Yelp reviews about this place and passing it on the way to my son's doctor's appointment...I made a bargain with my boy...if he was good at his appointment he could have a donut (oh pretty please be good kid...mommy wants to try some of these raved about donuts). As expected my little dude was a saint and off we went to Ronald's. When we rolled up...they were demolishing the sidewalk, which was rather annoying...but it wasn't their fault. The assortment wasn't the largest that I had ever seen but they had all the ones I loved. We opted for a half dozen and 2 small milks for a grand total of $5.75 (cheap!). My boy and I stayed to enjoy our donuts and took the rest home for my daughter and dad to enjoy. Before we left I felt the sudden urge for a cup of coffee and I am so glad I did. Its just like old school diner coffee (none of this new wave Starbucks crap...no offense to those of you who like Starbucks). The lovely lady behind the counter saw my boy eying the donut holes and gave us a complimentary bag of them to go...you would have thought he died and went to heaven (again...it pays to be nice and tip people...just a small thought). We will be back again soon...its a bit out of the way...but I will make the sacrifice once in a while.

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I made a phone call to this postal office due to a package unable to be delivered because my address had been changed (which all my other mail was able to be forwarded). A man answered; I told him my situation and he placed me on hold for 8 min and then I was disconnected. I have been trying to call back and no one is answering. Great service (sarcasm)!