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Went with a friend last night to be treated to a birthday cupcake. Thank you, Simone!
Ok, now on to the review...There were only about 7 flavors left to choose from off their 20+ flavors menu. Strike 1. While the cupcakes were good-sized, they were kind of dry. Read: not fresh. Strike 2. The counter inside the store where we sat to eat our cupcakes, as well as the floor underneath said counter, was filthy. Strike 3. You're out. Don't believe the hype, people.
I'll stick with local favorite, The Cupcakery. Their Boston Creme cupcake is seriously to die.
On a side note: we stepped over to the ice cream side and got a sample of the Blood Orange sorbet. OMFG, it was good. If I ever go back, it will be for that. But not if I have to wait in a line outside where a doorman stands and lets you in when he's ready and if you're wearing the proper attire. (I kid about the attire thing but that's what it felt like. Seriously? A doorman at an ice cream parlor?)
2 stars