Question:
Never in my life has being an insomniac been a better fit than for early fatherhood . I ' m up , she 's up , we play , she goes back to sleep . i go to sleep around 3 am , i get up with sloane ( ferris bueller 's day off ) around 6 am , we play until her mom is ready to rock and roll , then i go to work , get back around 6 - 7 play with sloane , put her to bed , hang out with my wife , put her to bed , then do whatever my head decides to do .
Answer the following question: Why does he get so little sleep ?
Answer:
Because he is an insomniac .
Question:
Pete put some popcorn in the microwave and I got the camera and set it up so we could play our video when Joe and Andy got back to the room and prove to them that when we swear revenge , we meant it . " Trick , where are Joe and Andy ? The popcorn is getting all cold and eaten .
Answer the following question: Why are Joe and Andy looking apoplectic ?
Answer:
Joe and Andy have been embarrassed by the video .
Question:
I ' m doing my Japanese literature homework . Here is the story I just read : A man tells his sister to birth his babies by chewing up his sword and spitting it out . He laughs at her after she does this and smears his feces on the wall . Then he messed up some of her other stuff .
Answer the following question: Why would the narrator be so disgusted ?
Answer:
The man featured is crude .