Problem: Although I arrived at the arena with ( part of ) the delegation , I am " press . " But a very helpful Denver PD guy spent a whole lot of his own time to make sure I did n't have to take a bus back to the hotel just to get in . It took some discussion and guarantees to the Secret Service to do it , but now I ' m in ... The place is about 2/3 full now , and full of energy - though most of it is backstage at the moment .

What may be a plausible fact about myself ?

A: I have a press pass .

Problem: Religious cults are fun to infiltrate . So , last night I dreamt about a religious cult . We had accidentally discovered though a passage in an odd hallway we discovered in a Best Western . Yeah , the hotel .

Why does this person dream about a religious group ?

A: This person thinks about cults all the time while he is awake .

Problem: God damn it , it did n't . I could n't even find a stairwell . I ran up three levels -- on the parking ramp -- till I found a stairwell that could spring me out of that horribly hot hell . Once I was outside , I realized I was about a quarter - mile from my car .

What may have happened after I got out

A:
I went to my car