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An example of an positive review: I loved staying at the Bellagio, it is in the perfect location on the strip and our room was beautifully decorated. Although it was pretty pricey to stay here we had a good time and hopefully we will be back.

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An example of an positive review: I should of written a review right after watching the show (about 4 days ago) while it was still fresh in my memory... Let me recall... I loved the show! Even from a girl's perspective-wow! Even I got really roused & turned on! All of the girls are better than average but my faves are Kristin (the only one with really short hair-she's the hottest! Prettiest face with dimples ;)) and Sonia-for her amaaaaazing aerial fabric dance! She reminds me of Dita Von Tees. There were other hot performances like the cowgirl dance, girl's threesome in a bed, & stripper pole dancing. The hosts were fantastic! Havent laughed so hard in so long. Sean is so talented!!! Lorena's character and voice...perfection. She is hot too! Reminds me of a sexy belly dancer. My husband & I really enjoyed the show. The girls were mostly topless & their bewbies are natural (except one girl), milky, & succulent! All shapes & sizes. What i really liked was that they are very voluptuous-not emaciated at all. That is how a REAL woman's body should be like! Curvy with plenty of T&A to go around lol. It was a fairly small theater & I am sooooo glad we had row C-which is the PERFECT level for our eyes. Sit in row A or B and your neck have to be strained to look up. Yes-it is THAT close to the stage! Overall, do go! Be open-minded! Enjoy!

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An example of an negative review: Meh. Another UYE attendee here. I'm being generous and giving 2 stars, but you can pretty much take this place off the menu. I had the "Pure Chicken" in Deri-Q, which was essentially fried chicken nuggets in a teriyaki'ish sauce. They were decent, and while the cost was $9 or $10, at least they gave me a basket full. Unfortunately, that's where the up-sides ended. Service was lame to say the least. The menu wasn't particularly attractive in any way, neither was the atmosphere. Plus a 20 minute travesty at the end because their CC machine didn't work - and they pretty much treated it like it was the patrons' fault! The only reason I erred on the generous side with 2 stars is because at least, toward the end of the CC debacle, they had the wherewithal to bring us some free fruit desert plates. It was much too little much too late, but a shred of common sense is better than none at all. I tried to convince some of my friends to go check this place out with me, now I'm glad I didn't. edit: ugh, wasted my 50th review on this place.

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An example of an positive review: The pulled pork taco is my new favorite. I also have to give props to their scallop ceviche with its big, hearty pieces of fresh scallop, grapefruit, and avocado...not what I was expecting at all (I was expecting to be sorely disappointed). I also love that the ceviche changes daily, and I can't wait to come back to try it again. But okay, here's my gripe with Yo Rita. Ambiance-wise, it's basically a bar that serves food. But yet, they have no drink specials. Not even a happy hour! This could be such a good spot to get a couple tacos and pregame a night out on the Southside. You know, for those of us who don't want to brave the crowd of douchebags at Nakama, but also aren't in the mood to stuff our faces full of burgers and wings at Fatheads or Doublewide before we indulge in a night of binge drinking. Just do me a favor and think about it, Yo Rita. I would come so much more often and order so many more drinks. It would be a win-win situation for us both! PS: The drinks are delicious, anyway.