context: How to make a secret hideout in your closet
Make space in your closet.
Choose a spot that you can sit in, without things getting in the way. If your closet has some clothes hanging in it, find a spot under the shorter clothes.
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next sentence for the context: They will help keep you hidden, and you will still be able to sit. You should be able to sit cross-legged in your hideout.

context: How to negotiate a partial rent payment
Check how much you can afford.
You don't want your check to bounce. If your rent is $750 a month but you only have $450 in your checking account, then don't offer to pay $500 as a partial payment.
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next sentence for the context: Your check will bounce and your landlord will get angry. Also, your landlord can charge you a fee if your check bounces.

context: How to text bomb people
Pick someone with an unlimited texting plan.
If you send 100 texts to someone who has to pay by the text, they will get angry when they see their phone bill. It won't take long for it to get back to you, and then you'll be in trouble.
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next sentence for the context: You may have to pay off the extra charges yourself. Think of someone with whom you have a playful relationship.

context: How to make a new york style brunch
Carefully crack all the eggs into your jug.
Fish out any broken eggshell pieces.
Beat the using the fork.
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Keep beating until the yolks are broken and you can't see any more of the clear white. Add in the salt, pepper and milk.