Problem: Write a positive (OPTIONS:
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A: Their food is GREAT! Actually, I love their gigantic antipasto salad. The small is enough for two. Their lunch specials are great deals as well.
Q: negative

A: I really don't know how I ended up here, it definitely wasn't by choice! Haha. I'm not into naked girls, but I think it's cool to watch girls do tricks on the poles. I wouldn't even recommend this strip club even if you were wasted or unless you like old, prune-y women. My idea of a strip club is pole dancing but all they had were girls (I swear I had seen before on campus) walking around and asking guys if they wanted lap dances. I guess, if you're cheap and into voyeurism you can come here and watch other people getting lap dances, since they do it out in the open. Me, on the other hand, bounced early and went straight home to exfoliate all the germs off me.
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer: Visited this location for lunch with small group and was certainly a bit disappointed with the food. I had an Italian Panini sandwich and I guess I was expecting the domestic interpretation of a Panini - a warm, pressed sandwich. Instead I received a cold sandwich with lots of meat (mostly ham) that was far different from my expectations. If their intent is to use a non-American definition of Panini on the menu they should be more clear as to what they are actually serviing. The others in the group expressed similar sentiments - not hot pizza; not hot fries; too little dressing on the salad; a nominal amount of bacon in the salad. Service was fine and prices are reasonable but the execution of the food simply wasn't there.
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Output: The service is super slow! We've been waiting for our food for an hour! Still waiting...
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output: Yes I too wanted a Cronut. There was a large sign in front announcing that they where there. But, it was not to be. I walked in and I have to say, it felt different. I didn't have the magical feeling I had before. Something, just felt off. My Nutella senses were not tingling as usual. I waited as the person in front of me chatted with the cashier about her continuing education, not once getting acknowledged, I waited, I waited, I didn't see anything that screamed Cronut to me, but I had never seen one in person. So, I waited. Yippee. My turn. One Cronut please. Oh, we don't have any. I thought they must have run out, it was 10:30am. "Our refrigeration is out and the dough was ruined." Hmm Wouldn't other "doughs" be ruined by the lack of refrigeration is THE DESERT?? She preceded to walk over to the bakery case, that was pretty empty and ask what she could get me. Yet another problem, I'm 5'2" and she was about the same height, it was like a jailhouse visit...we just needed the phone so I could hear her. I walked around the counter and had to ask, does Chris still own this. She said NO. That's when the rest of my little Nutella muffin eating heart died. No Cronut for You! Next!!
Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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OMG, they have food here? I had no idea... ... ... GROSS! Ha ha.... Okay- place is divided, bar/ghetto club vibe with hip hop and redneck karaoke room. It's a little fun when they have their jazz jam nights on Tuesdays- some talented musicians come out, but it feels more like a practice session than entertainment, but still fun none the less. Good energy- nice change from the ghetto fabness the area has been sportin' recently... ... maybe historically. I dunno.