Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: I find LGO to be a bit of a Jekyll and Hyde type of place, so I will give a review with equal parts duality. In the end though, I'm going to go against the overwhelming positive grain and give it two stars for reasons below. The Food Mr. Hyde Says - This place seems to be two different types of restaurants. There's the breakfast/brunch servings and then there's the alternate menu, which consists of salads and their eponymous pizzas. For what it's worth, I've been here many times, more than I cared to, but my girlfriend used to live within walking distance, so it was too convenient to counter with any convincing argument against going. Of the many visits for breakfast, I've just felt underwhelmed by the food. The egg dishes, crepes, etc always leave me feeling unsatisfied and find they lack a bit of punch in the flavor department. For what it's worth, they're going for a French flare to the cuisine, but it still always seems to under deliver. Dr. Jekyll Says - On the contrary, the non-breakfast foods are quite good. The salads and the pizzas are really good, freshly made and what you would expect from an "artisanal" pizza place. Additionally, they have a solid beer and wine list. The Brick And Mortar Mr. Hyde Says - This place, specifically during the breakfast hours, is a disaster and would make any Retail Operations manager cringe at the lack of flow before them. You line up at one station to order food and pay. You line up at another station to order coffee and pay. There's no table service. You have to order your food, all the while, scout for the random table opening, while also keeping a watchful eye out for your food to make sure you claim it before it goes cold. And, to top it off, this entire place also operates as what most people think is a really cute market, full of curios that other people call junk. Mr. Hyde believes that this market only adds to the utter chaos and lack of flow for the restaurant. It would be different if it was off to the side, but smack in the middle of everything yields chaos. Dr. Jekyll Says - Avoid breakfast and go for dinner, where you can have great salads, pizzas and actually be seated at a table by a hostess and served by a waiter. What a revelation. The dinner area is actually in a different room and you can avoid the really cute market. The Getting There Mr. Hyde Says - The parking, or rather lack there of, is a huge negative. There is minimal parking on premises, minimal parking across the street, with most of the neighboring businesses posting signs, threatening to tow you. Dr. Jekyll Says - Let's call this place what it is - a nice neighborhood restaurant that can prove "convenient" if you live nearby and can walk, avoiding the hassle and frustration that awaits you when you have to drive there. Summary In the end, it's really four stars for the pizza, two for the breakfast foods, but they get dinged an extra star for the headache that is parking. Many Phoenicians love this place. I (we) think you can do better elsewhere. Author's Note: My girlfriend has now moved from this neighborhood, so any argument in her favor for a visit based on proximity is now moot. Mr. Hyde has cracked a menacing smile.
Q: positive

A: Your Mexican grammaw won't necessarily jump up and down screaming "Muy Autentico!" but this place still delivers. Standard Mexican fare with pretty decent service. If you check-in on Yelp, you get a 5 dollar off your meal coupon. I really like the hot sauce that comes with the chips and salsa. Spicy and very flavorful. And the Mango Margaritas - nice and stiff. Their entrees are good especially the enchiladas. And I usually get a side of the calabacitas. They're open till 11pm on Fridays and Saturdays which is usually when I actually make it over here. A late dinner after some event. Parking is always good since it's a mall.
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer: I've been here a few times and usually they do a pretty good job. This last time not so good. The wash was fine, but my car sat there almost twenty minutes before they dried it. It was not even that busy there. The door were not even wipe down and they left foot prints on the door sill too. It was not even that busy there that day. I do notice that there is always a lot new and different personally every time I go there. I do know I will be coming back here anymore. Pat O"
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Output: Horrible service....only come here when I have to. The subway down the street on Warm Springs and Cimmaron is A LOT better!
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output: My friends know that I WANT to like BBQ. It always looks and smells so good, then I have a bite and I'm over it...so as kind of a joke, I was taken to Midwood Smokehouse. Everything smelt so wonderful, and looked so tasty. Afraid of my past BBQ experiences, I played it safe and went for the smoked turkey plate: hickory smoked and dressed wtth cranberry apple relish, and a side of that creamy mac n cheese! It was AMAZING. The atmosphere was relaxed, the beer selection is fine, and the staff is friendly. Since my first visit I have been back twice, and have tried variations of the BBQ. I found that I love the vinger style sauce on anything! The only reason I do not go back more often is the wait to be seated can be lengthy, and the wait to get your food and drink refills can also be lengthy. The last time we were there we saw our waitress three times, once to take our drink order, once to take our food order, and once to bring us our check. A food runner brought us our food and passerby employees who saw our drinks were empty would bring us more drinks. Every visit I have had, has been a long one. But when I leave my face is still smiling because my belly is happy.
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This place is crazy busy! There are a thousand pedicure chairs and a million employees running around. We quickly got seated for our pedicure (I had called ahead to made an appointment which I highly recommend you doing if you want to get in on a Saturday) & shortly after another woman came over to start my mani at the same time. This is OK if you are in a hurry, but if you want to relax it's not for you. Doing a gel manicure in the pedicure chair you have to twist and turn and watch what they are doing so you don't smudge anything... it's a pain! My manicurist made two of my cuticles bleed bad and my pedicure massage was nothing spectacular... Needless to say I'll be finding another regular spot. Overall if you need a mani/pedi and you are already here, it's OK but prepare to be over stimulated by the rush of the shop and perhaps leave with bloody cuticles :(