In this task, you are given Yelp reviews. The task is to classify a review as "POSITIVE" if the overall sentiment of the review is positive or as "NEGATIVE" if the overall sentiment of the review is negative.

Let me give you an example: This is my go to place to get the best chicken Pad Thai! Also the price is super good, considering most places have high prices and poor quality. Love this place, its definitely a top 5 fav for take out.
The answer to this example can be: POSITIVE
Here is why: The overall sentiment of the review is positive. Hence, the label is 'POSITIVE'.

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There's something a little unsettling about going to an Italian restaurant and being told by an angry German man that they won't serve you. Didn't Mussolini and Hitler form some sort of tag team about denying people what they wanted or some such?

Not that I'm comparing the inability to order a set of damn meatballs to genocide, but I've actually been told I couldn't get food there; nobody's ever tried to shove me into a gas chamber. Melt me in lava, impale me, throw me off of catwalks that don't meet OSHA standards, wreck my pod racer, and ignite the bio gas coming from the Deathstar's latrines with a bomb, sure.

Here's the deal: If your website says you are open till midnight every night.....when someone shows up at 11, don't tell them that you closed an hour and a half ago because it was ""a vittle slow"". It's Vegas - the town never shuts down. You're telling me that you closed your entire restaurant in a major strip casino 2.5 hours early because you felt like it? This has happened 2 of the last 3 times we've gone there.

Do these people have ANY idea how hard it is to find parking for the Deathstar? Those resort parking lots are designed for 9 dollar a day subcompact rentals, not capital spaceships. And don't even get me started on what happened last time I parked it valet - I'm still paying the fines associated with the planetoid they blew up because they thought the Deathray button was the e-brake. It takes effort to get to this place.

The worst part is just how unapologetic and rude these people are about it. Look, I've dined at the Harlem location. I know that you have to book it half a year in advance and if you don't like it then that's no sweat off of them because....well....you have to book it half a year in advance! But this is a much larger space in a major Vegas resort, and one that I have never seen at more than 20% capacity. You aren't that damn special. You aren't afforded the right to be a bunch of jackasses. You guys are lucky that I had a 50,000 game Keno ticket at Caesar's that I wouldn't have been able to check on had I been thrown out of the casino for Force Choking all of you, otherwise it woulda been the end of all of you.

The food? It's delicious when you can get it. The meatballs are literally the best I've had anywhere. Of course, the Lady Vader has figured out how to perfectly replicate them, so we don't need you for that. The pasta dishes are delicious, but nothing that can't be easily replaced by venturing about a mile off strip and going to Ferraro's. The service alone drops this thing all the way down from a solid 4, possibly even a 5, to a 2. And rest assured, we will NOT be returning to be denied for a 3rd time out of the last 4....which is probably best for the staff's health.

A very sincere ""shove an iLightsaber up your ass"" and a score of 2 Deathstars.
Answer:
NEGATIVE