input: Write a negative yelp review.
output: Terrible service. Please do all of the people who are stuck with this crappy company a favor and don't even consider them. They are very undependable and unpleasant to talk to. I got switched over from security networks and no one even said anything to me or sent us any info. I had activated a new card so my auto-pay would not work and I was sent a bill from Security Networks and sent back a check and updated payment info as soon as I received it. The excuse they gave me for not receiving this check for 4 weeks was because my account was switched over to Monitronics last Friday. So, why has Monotronics been calling my husband every other day for the past 2 weeks and telling him we have a balance due? This company is extremely unreliable and will make up any excuse and even argue with you to keep your money. If I want out I have to pay $1800 so I'm stuck for 36 months over-paying for a simple service. I wish I would have done more research as a first-time homeowner but hopefully someone will read this and learn from my mistakes. This company does not deserve a good reputation so let's save others from getting caught up in this trap.
input: Write a negative yelp review.
output: Oh God I wish I would have read these reviews before I came here. Worst experience ever. I ordered my food over the phone and was told it would be done in 20 minutes. We got there in 30 minutes. As we were about to pay, my husband saw a guy in the kitchen drop a bag a fries on the floor, which spilled out all over the floor, scoop the fries back into the bag and then dump them into the fryer. My husband said something to the cashier, ("did he really just do that?") and the woman got so pissed. She told him he must not know what he had seen and that the guy definitely threw the fries in the trash, not the fryer. My husband started to dispute it with her but I told him to leave it alone. We didn't order fries anyway and I'm starving. The woman WOULD NOT let it go. She kept going on and on about it even though we said it was fine and we just wanted our food. Even though we were there after the time they said it would be done the woman said with a smirk that it wasn't ready yet. We sat down in the dining area and waited ANOTHER 20 minutes. I finally go to ask the same woman how much longer it would be. She ignores me the first time and the second time I said something she just told me give her a minute and went on ignoring me. I sat back down and waited another 10 minutes before I finally asked her as she walked by if she had time to talk to me yet. She looked at me blankly. I said, "When. Will. My. Food. Be. Done." She smiled condescendingly and said "10 more minutes" she was obviously very pleased with herself. I told her to keep that shit, got my money back and left. NEVER AGAIN!
input: Write a positive yelp review.
output:
This is the first establishment I've patronized solely based on Yelp reviews. I was not disappointed. Even though the $3.33 specials were plastered near the front door, I opted to order off of the wall. My wife ordered the Mongollian Beef and I ordered some kind of fried noodle dish with pork. The prices were VERY reasonable, and the dishes were authentic. Don't let the interior aesthetics scare you away. Its very clean, and they serve very fresh food.