input: Write a positive yelp review (OPTIONS:
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output: ok i'm editing my review, i now love this place, been addicted for past week....must have just been a bad experience the first time i went! ps: if you dont like your stuff salty just order it with mild seasoning
input: Write a negative yelp review (OPTIONS:
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output: I feel like this place should be rated in WTF's instead of stars because if I was rating in WTF's this place would have like, the highest score of all time. I went in with a pretty large group at lunch time and my they were eager to eat all of the sushi. So it's not like we were wasting their time. I mean, lunch time... restaurant... hungry people: It all made perfect sense! We waited several minutes to be acknowledged. WTF? Once the hostess came out of the back we noticed she was on the phone. WTF? Amazingly, she looked at us and went away again without acknowledging us. WTF? When she came back she was still on the phone. Really? WTF. Then she pointed and grunted towards the dinning room. WHILE STILL ON THE PHONE. Seriously? We sat and she gave us one menu. ONE. There were 5 of us. We had to ask for more menus when we saw her again. She was still on the phone, and without a word she went and grabbed like 2 more menus and kind of threw them at us. WTF? I can't believe that was even real life. At this point we were all just madly uncomfortable. Like what if we wanted to ask her for something more complicated than a menu... like SUSHI? She was still on the phone when we walked out and barely glanced at us. WTF. I guess I can't say anything about the food because I was too busy WTFing to order any. But I definitely wouldn't go back so it doesn't matter if the food is the best. If I want service this terrible I can eat at home where my private cook is NEVER around. That is like 8 WTF's in the condensed version of this story. That is like 1 WTF/ minute for this place! Great job!
input: Write a positive yelp review (OPTIONS:
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- positive).
output:
Tomato jam bruschetta. That's all you need to know.