Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A: THE QUEEN IS DEAD. Well, she should be. If Jodi Maroni is the queen in question, that is. Terrible, terrible sausage sandwiches. Worse cheeseburgers. Barely edible fries. You can find something better in this airport.

Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A: I just purchased a glazed and chocolate covered donut here. Both were very stale and must have been sitting on the shelf for a very long time. I took one bite from each then threw them into the trash where they belong. You would think Dunkin Donuts would keep fresh goods on their shelves.

Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A:
Took me 20 minutes to find what I needed - just a small package of rare earth magnets. Came in when they were busy so it was hard to get a hold of someone to help me, which is understandable. However, if the store was organized in a way that made sense, I wouldn't have needed any help. Rare earth magnets? Not in the section marked "magnets." Another customer helped me locate them... Next to the scissors. I would say I won't be back but Home Depot doesn't carry rare earth magnets... So I guess Harbor Freight may get another chance to impress me.