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Output: Very impressed with this place. Not even accounting for their KILLER HAPPY HOUR, the menu is amazing. No compromises from authentic Mexican, the menu is familiar items with unique twists and high quality ingredients that make it hard to ever go back to "just another Mexican restaurant". Try the fajitas and the slow cooked carnitas.

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Output: these people are fucking morons... I called...some female answers the phone and says "can I put your on a BRIEF hold?" sure.. no problem, maybe they are busy, never called before, and never been there before, first time POSSIBLE customer... so this girl didn't even put me on hold, she just sat the phone on the counter and continued her 5-7 minute conversation with another female employee... then some customers came and walked in, I heard them get greeted, and then I heard someone pick up the phone (that im waiting for to speak with someone to put in an order) and the phone gets hung up on... I literally waited for 5-7 minutes... then some guests walked in, and the dumb ass stupid fuckin girl didn't even check to see if someone was on the phone... she just hangs it up... like really??? did you not hear me yelling HELLO???? do you just normally pick up a phone, and hang it up? did you forget that 5-7 minutes ago you answered a phone call and "placed me on hold" so you could finish your STUPID CONVO with your coworker about NOTHING... welp... sorry, but I just wanted to tell your manager how sad his employees are running this business... and let him know that unfortunately their food prolly tastes amazing, but im not going to be ordering it to find out. HOW CAN YOU NOT PICK UP THE PHONE THAT YOU PLACED ON HOLD?! what makes someone think their stupid fuckin co worker conversation is more important than taking an order over the phone... like really? you should be fired. if your that incompetent, you should just go work at walmart, they are equal opportunity employers.

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Output: What a fun and eclectic place. Good deli, seating outside, fantastic selection of bear, wine by the glass. A great place to relax.

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I would rather spend the night lodged in a dumpster in the heart of south central with 2 black gentlemen having their way with me..