Meh .. He 'll get over it ... Secondly , years ago , my Mom told me a NASTY Dirty joke ... Which I used on Tuesday afternoon to get myself out of a speeding ticket . A speeding ticket I actually deserved , considering I was pushing 175 km / h in a 90 zone just outside of golden , however , I am distracting myself .
Answer the following question: Why would telling a nasty joke get the narrator out of a ticket ?

None of the above choices .

Jackie got online and saw Mckayla looking so sad on Nanny cam . She called to talked to Mckayla and she perked up a bit hearing Jackie 's voice . Jackie then decided to drive back and join us for dinnner . I fed Mckayla her favorite yogurt before we started eating ourselves , then gave her one of her spoons to play with .
Answer the following question: Why would McKayla perk up ?

She had by herself all day .

So I got a new fish for my dorm room the other day and his name was gizmo and it was cute . After the first night , i woke up to check on my fish and he was dead . I killed him . It was sad .
Answer the following question: What happened to the fish ?

They did n't care for the fish properly

and besides i ca nt force myself to like anybody so what could i do ? i ve been so freaking lonely ... and then i just have no song that says how i feel . well there are songs , but you know what i mean .
Answer the following question: Why would a song help me with my lonlieness ?
None of the above choices .