Problem: Write a positive (OPTIONS:
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A: Where else can you get a Chile Relleno wrapped in a tortilla to make a burrito? Super crunchy friend goodness with oozy melty cheese in every bite.. Oh the overkill and love every second of it!! Jen Red Pork in a quesadilla with a side of black beans and jerk fried rice.. this is some serious hybrid comfort food.. may sound strange but works very well! You'll leave super stuffed and change in your wallet from a $10!
Q: negative

A: Let's start off with the food, it was actually good, like REALLY good. But no matter how good the food is, if the service is garbage, it completely sours the experience. I would have been more than happy to give this place 4 maybe even 5 stars but our experience there completely ruined my lunch, and that is just something I cannot forgive. So what happened exactly, that left me so dissatisfied you ask? I had ordered chicken pad Thai and my wife ordered the yellow curry chicken, this is the same meal we order at every Thai restaurant we've ever been too. After what seemed like a lifetime (30 min) a man brings out our food, my meal was correct but my wife's yellow curry had turned into a red curry. What you have to understand is that even though I love spicy food, my wife cannot stand it. She politely lets the man know that she had ordered yellow curry, honest mistake and one that is easily corrected. This is obviously not what my complaint is, that would make me a jackass. What really caught me by surprise and really upset me was how the man reacted to my wife's polite correction. As soon as she said it, he gave her the ugliest look you will ever see, she was surprised and said, "I did order the yellow curry" he scoffed at her and looked at her like she had just lied to his sainted mother. I was beside myself. Now all this is bad enough, but what added the icing to the cake was when we found out the man was actually the owner of the restaurant. I will never step foot inside this place. No meal is worth being treated like crap. I wish people would understand that you are in the business of customer experiences, no one forced you to get into the business, you did it by choice. And being in the business of customer experiences it is your job, nay, your duty to make your customers feel good when they leave your establishment, not like they were trespassing somewhere where they were not welcomed. I am truly disgusted and saddened by this owners actions towards two nice friendly and loyal patrons. Needless to say, we will never return to this restaurant.
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer: This is squarely a three star hotel but the tiny beds make me drop it a star. I couldn't stay here again sharing a bed. Not bad if i was alone but if you share a bed with that significant other find a nother place to sleep. The Good: - Convenient location (about 15/30 minutes from everything we wanted to do) - Inexpensive (we used points and it was about as cheap as it gets) - Club lounge (free contintental breakfast each morning and apps at night) - Hot tub and pool (no frills but nice enough) The Bad: - Tiny beds. We wanted a room with two beds... usually that means two queens beds. Couldn't move without waking each other up ... - Definitely dated ... this place definitely needs an upgrade - Patio is kind of ridiculous ... just big enough for one to stand on - Half the hotel faces a very noisy street and highway ... get the quiet side - Heated pool? Not so much. The pool was freezing (not usualyl an issue but it was 50 degrees in Phx when we were there!) - Service is pretty much lackadasical ... i don't think they care too much that we were there but it wasn't bad service ... just not all that attentive - Showers are poorly designed ... evern with shower curtain in the tub water gets everywhere - Water slide looks cool but it was closed the whole time we were there with no explanation - No upgrades avialalbe for premium SPG members on a weekend? Really? Seemed unlikely but that's what they said. They at least could have put us in a less noisy room.
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Output: Great food!!!' and affordable!!
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output: Never go there on a game day. They cater to people parking for games and don't care about their actual customers. Oh and they charge for parking just to shop on a game day.
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer:
How is In the Company of Thieves? It depends on what you're looking for. If you're looking for a place to get consistently delicious fair trade coffee? You've found it! If you're looking for a place to get consistent costumer service? Not so much. I live right around the corner from Thieves, so I want to love it so bad. It's the closest coffee shop to my house and, like I said, has great fair trade coffee. But Thieves keeps inconsistent hours and the barristas (owner included) seem uninterested in serving you. Which, attitude aside, just makes everything take longer. Here's my anecdotal evidence: The first time I went to Thieves, when I got there, there was no one behind the counter. I'd heard mixed reviews about getting served, so I thought I'd do an experiment and see how long it took. After standing around for 7 minutes (and contemplating grabbing the cash register or one of those tasty croissants and making a run for it) a gentlemen who I now recognize as the owner reappeared (from the basement? outside? it was unclear.) He moseyed over the counter where I was standing and took some time getting set up before looking up and saying, "What can I get you?" No "Have you been waiting long?" or "Sorry about that, I had to go and deal with an invasion of panthers downstairs!" or another plausible explanation. I ordered my coffee, it was delicious. And this has been the kind of experience I have come to expect from Thieves.