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An example of an negative review: I have loved this place for years, but tonight they lost me as a customer. We had a party of 5 for like an hour and a half, then a friend joined at the end for 15 minutes, while we ate dessert. So we were automatically charged for a large group gratuity. This is ridiculous! Rip off!

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An example of an negative review: We need a little diversity in South Phoenix. Seriously, we have a lot of chain restaurants. And a lot of Mexican restaurants. Little of anything else. So we would welcome a little Italian food into our mix! Despite my 2-star rating, I do have high hopes for this little Italian establishment and in all fairness, they were only 11-days old on our visit yesterday. They don't' yet have a liquor license, but you can bring your own bottle and they'll uncork it (for no fee). One of the servers started us off with a complimentary meat and cheese plate. The problem was, he set it on the table and there was no explanation as to what was on the plate. I also think if they had plated the selections on a smaller plate and added a touch of parsley garnish, it would have been more impressive. As it was, the compliment was more of an eyesore. The food was mediocre. The dishes were either too flavorful, as in my "zesty" marinara, or unflavorful as in the "God Father" sauce. In either instance, the menu may benefit from some more descriptive adjectives and perhaps some background on the region of Italy the flavors derive; doing so may help manage our expectations. We did order a desert. We asked if the Canolli was made on-site, and they said it was. But even that, seemed a little blah. I felt like the place has potential with atmosphere and a sincere owner that wants to deliver a positive experience. But, the waitstaff needs a lot of help and the kitchen needs to work out some of the kinks in flavors. Give it a chance, but don't go with high expectations.

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An example of an negative review: Why did Mimi's take all the good meals off the menu. No steak & eggs! No Santa Fe omelette!. Their new potatoes have no flavor.

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An example of an negative review: So this is what fatherhood has come to. I haven't been out to eat since my son was born. Craving an opportunity to write another review on Yelp, I'm stuck reviewing my last oil change. I went in, the place was dead. The guy told me there was a 90 minute wait (not to mention it's a first come first serve establishment) He said it would be best if I come back. Go back 90 minutes. No one around. The guy says it's going to be a 30 minute wait till they can look at my car. I say I'll wait. 40 minutes later and my car is still sitting where I parked it. I get frustrated and leave. Two days later, I arrive right when they open. This time NO people and NO cars. It still takes them 45 minutes to do a basic oil change. I may be Jewish and the phrase "get the car serviced" is a childhood slogan in my family, but even I can change the oil quicker with no tools than these putz's! Even though I had a $10 off coupon the hours I spent waiting for them to do the job is not worth it. Don't bother.