Problem: Write a positive (OPTIONS:
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A: Mon dieu! If music be the food of love, then it is the sound of a French accordion playing La Vie en Rose emanating from the kitchen of Le Mouton Noir. When Jurgen D suggested French food as August's cuisine for our monthly yelp get-together dinner I was over-joyed. French cuisine is my absolute favourite, and I'm not just saying this. I have visited France more than I have England, at least twice a year as a kid, and grew up adoring foie gras, steak tartar, red meat as blue as can be, haricot vert, goutier, creamy patisserie pastries, cheese and wine. Le Mouton Noir is as close to a meal in Lyon as you'll find in Edinburgh. Whilst the word 'authentic' gets banded around a bit too much, I can't really think of any other way to describe it. French waiters, a French chef, and with real French passion for good food. The menu changes daily so you can't find it on the website. I did laugh at the fact that it deatils every option such as "lamb shank in spices with sweet potato", "duck gizzard salad with walnuts and lardons" through every meat dish and then at the very bottom there was only one veggie option, described simply as "Veggie Option". If you know French cuisine you will know they are unsympathetic to those who go sans viande. Luckily I am not of that ilk. So it was duck gizzards to start and feather steak for a main - rare. I'd never had duck gizzards before and only when going home later and googling it did I discover that they are in fact one of the few stomachs that a duck has. I was surprised. The gizzards were really delicious, and I think I had around 8 of them (that's 8 whole little duck stomachs, oops.) The steak. Oh my god. The steak. Give me a moment. When you order 'rare' in the UK it can sometimes arrive slightly pink, if you're lucky the potatoes may get stained a little red, but once or twice a 'rare' steak has been presented 'well done'. Le Mouton Noir's steak was still blue. And just... je nais ce qoui. Out of this world. It was a huge portion, and for only 12 I couldn't get over the value for both the quality and quantity. As Jurgen D has said, the chips were probably the best we've had too. It really was my best meal in a long time. I have previously given another restaurant in Edinburgh the accolade of 'Best Steak in the City'. So that I don't appear to be giving that prized title right, left and centre I hear by reclaim it and hand it over to Le Mouton Noir. I would seriously eat out here every week for a steak and glass of red. Just perfect. The ambience is wonderful too. Dark wood, fairly small inside with limited seating, candles, and of course... it's French. Perfect for a date night, but also for the table of 8 yelpers that we were. Oh and my dessert of rum prunes was killer!! I'd never eaten prunes before - turns out I like them. And also turns out that there was probably at least three shots of rum in total. I left a little merrier and tipsy after those. I have definitely found my new favourite neighbourhood eaterie. It's actually affordable for a weekly meal, but the quality is some of the best I've had.
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A: Clean,organized and Irma Weaver the Store Manager supports the community through in-kind donations and charitable giving. People bash Walmart alot but I can say firsthand this Walmart is asset to the residents of Goodyear
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer: Wow did this turn into a shit show. I saw this years ago when it first opened, and I loved it, would have given it 5 stars then. Times have changed, and like New York New York, this show has definitely seen it's day. Excuse me for being honest, but I felt it was a bunch of rejects from strip clubs who couldn't get a job so they hired them here. The woman looked tore up, meth'd out, there is nothing sexy about being road hard and put away wet, unless that look is in and I didn't get the message? The men, uh hemm, uh I think there were a couple, nothing hot about them either. This used to be very sensual, sexual, artistic, an entertaining, but this time I couldn't wait for it to be over, and not in a good way! There is nothing sexy (to me) about 2 guys making out, a midget making dry hump gestures, a bunch of gay men trying to pretend they are enjoying fondling a woman. It was just so forced, and awkward. Let me tell you, I'm am totally open minded and I don't get offended, this was just boring. I guess the tourists from the Midwest would enjoy this, being the most scandalous show they have seen and the old men in the audience who haven't seen a naked woman in years, but I say pass on this! There aren't any great sexy shows in town anymore.
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Output: Do not order delivery!!!! Ridiculous!! They sent out menus to I'm assuming nearby areas 2 wks ago. We decided to try, they don't understand english!!!! And they got upset and switch callers on me ( all speak broken English) to correct the order! It's as simple as removing 1 item that we didn't order but they charged!!! Then the prices on the newly mailed out menus are a dollar or 2 off!!
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output: Rudest staff ever. Don't bother asking questions because god forbid they do their job. I'd rather drive another location than give this one business.
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer:
I really don't like this place. I had a burger with way too much fancy stuff. I think I had an onion focacia bun and it just sucked. Overpriced and not good.