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An example of an negative review: My husband and I were craving some good pizza so we stopped by. I wish we had gone elsewhere. The service was okay, the pizza was terrible. Our waiter was fairly attentive, all of the staff was walking around with a purpose. The exterior was funny though there was an intense odor of some sort of sewer problem just right outside the door. Inside the restaurant was typical skater boy/psychedelic decor. Meh. Seen it. Onto the pizza. When it came out we were excited and starving; ready to dig in. The first bite was horrible. The crust was too thin, and there was more cheese on that pizza than any other pizza I've ever eaten. The toppings of the pizza were saturated in grease, I couldn't dab off enough. As we kept eating it got no better. I ate one slice. We had a large pizza. My husband ate one slice. When the waiter asked if we wanted to take it home we both said no way. Now the pizza was bad, but the price was worse. We spent $25 on two drinks, and a pizza of horrible quality. We will not be coming back.

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An example of an positive review: Attended a buzzcation event tonight at Morton's. The venue was great and the right size for the amount of attendees, the food was GREAT and the service was the best I have seen at an event of this size. They served endives with blue cheese, salmon pinwheels, filet sandwiches and a tomato brioche that was superb. I hope they re book here for another event - either way I am sure to go back.

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An example of an negative review: "Customer service" interpreted by teen-aged mall employees = apathetic and barely a transaction. "Coffee" interpreted by Paradise = barely a step up from awful. Why does this enormous mall not have decent coffee in more findable/convenient locations? Nobody should have to beg for swill from reluctant youths.

Input: What would be an example of an negative review?
An example of an negative review: We visited with a coupon and sat outside. The wine and beer selection is great, the food, ie. one dish, was enough to push the rating down to 2. Beware the "Beef Stroganoff". Either the cook didn't finish the dish or the server didn't know jack about either the dish or the general expectation for the dish, but the product came to the table without any sour cream/sauce. Just saute'd beef, with some onion and mushrooms with snap peas over pasta. When I commented on the apparent missing ingredient i was informed that not all "Beef Stroganoff" came with sour cream. The tastes were ok for saute'd beef 'n onions, but certainly not "Beef Stroganoff" as generally defined. A general fail on the food for this reason alone.