Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Example Input: Someone grabs onto someone's life vest but is swept away by the turbulence. Someone
Example Output: rides closer on his elbows when a woman arrives.

Example Input: She keeps her back to us. Someone
Example Output: races up the stairs towards someone.

Example Input: In the auditorium, someone, a handsome gray - haired man, shakes hands with his balding opponent. The two candidates
Example Output:
sit watching the drummers approach.