IN: So with the dessert tray staring at me all day long , I had no option but to fall into my nasty old habits of feeding my inner fatty . For the curious , Wednesday 's dessert tray definitely trumped Tuesday 's dessert tray . Key lime tart .
What has the narrator been eating ?

OUT: They 've been having sugary treats .

IN: Let 's just say , coordination was not a priority as I was already running late . I felt like a total dork all day . To make the situation worse I was meeting up with Ayesha after work for dinner at Bathurst and College . The restaurant is only a few blocks away from my old university and is full of young trendy people .
Why did the narrator feel dorky ?

OUT: Her clothes looked weird .

IN: We caught the fragrance of Hash Brown several times over the next mile or so . Why or how , I ' m not sure . The mind reacts oddly to being thrust out into the woods and being told to walk .
What may be the reason why they smell hash browns in the middle of the woods ?

OUT:
Someone is using a campfire to cook hashbrowns .