Problem: So , I was sitting at the bus exchange in town this morning , and some Nestle sales rep just walked in and started handing out free packs of soup mix to everyone . Most people were just taking them , but I felt like asking whether it had dairy in it , when she came to me . She did n't know ! - pffft , some rep . And then she said I could find someone else to give it to if it did .

Why would I feel like asking if it had dairy in it ?

A: I am a strict vegan .

Problem: And I think she s halarious . Maybe it annoys some people but how do you not like her . I honestly wish I had the courage to act like her sometimes . Hah , Andrews like family , basically told me yesterday to stand up to Andrew and beat him up when he s yelling at me .

What will happen when the narrator sees Andrew next ?

A: The narrator will beat up Andrew .

Problem: I started the day with a lovely facial and foot massage . Todd had a massage last night so we are all good to go again ! Todd went off for his reciprocal rights game of golf this morning while the kids and I walked into town for a squiz . They each ended up with an ' awesome'(Keely speak ) beanie and we had some morning tea in the Cafe .

Why would the narrator go and get a facial today ?

A:
They are enjoying vacation .