IN: Theresa and I got back from Costa Rica last night . I was going to post something nice about how wonderful the wedding was and how great it was to see everyone , but we just opened up our luggage and found continental really did a number on it . Despite very careful packing , they managed to smash the two bottles of costa - rican liqueur we brought back along with a thick ceramic plate . So not only did they smash some of our souvenirs , they soaked the rest in alcohol .
What did they go on vacation for ?

OUT: None of the above choices .

IN: Not you , JJB ! But I have 2 relatives who interrupt me ( and other people constantly . ) With one of 'em , I just continue talking , only get louder so they get the dam point . With the other one , I just shut up and take it , cuz she 's an old lady , and she does n't mean to be rude .
Why is the narrator not fighting back against the woman 's accusations ?

OUT: The woman is elderly .

IN: Andy and Joe said at the same time . Pete and I just smiled as they came and sat next to us on the couch staring in disbelieve . Still smiling , Pete got up and slid the video into the video player and his smile just got wider as he saw the look of shock on my face as I saw myself in the video was covered by the words ' I love Pete Wentz ' .
Why would Peter be smiling wider as he saw my reaction ?

OUT:
Peter was expecting my reaction of shock and is enjoying watching it .