Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer: As far as California surf town joints go, I am a fan! This location creates the complete surf town ambiance with its beach cruisers, surf boards, and flat panels with aquariums and beach scenes. You can expect to find bar food here such as chicken wings and chili cheese fries. And of course there are the burgers. You can choose from about a dozen burgers, as well as the ability to build your own. You also have the option of a "rehab" and "relapse" size. The smaller of the two, happens to be the perfect size and portion. Rehab offers a variety of unique dipping sauces, such as their pineapple aoli, chipotle ranch, habanero ketchup, sweet habanero, and their stone ground mustard. The pineapple aoli is perfect with the sweet potato tots, the mustard outstanding with the burgers because it has a very mellow sweet and tart flavor. I ordered my burger medium rare, and it was cooked to perfection. Despite the restaurant being quite busy, food and drink orders were delivered very quickly. All food tasted fresh and made to order, and temperatures of the cooked foods were perfect. There were other options on the menu such as sandwiches and pasta, even smaller portions for kiddos - but this definitely is a burger joint. With the average burger costing $7.50 for a small and $10.50 for a larger version, the prices are very competitive with other burger joints. This place can become your local hangout with weekly specials such as thirsty Thursdays where domestic pints are $2 and premiums are $3 as well as $4 drink specials and a dollar off on appetizers. Furthermore, Happy Hour is 7 days week, until 6p. You don't get huge savings on the appetizers, but you can definitely drink on a budget here.

Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer: My friend and I had lunch at newly opened Chestnut Fine Foods on Thursday, Jan. 23. I had the grilled cheese and the menu description sounded better than the sandwich actually tasted. It was mediocre at best. It was accompanied by sweet potato chips that were tasteless. Also, they promote the "farm to table" concept but the tomato on the sandwich had no real flavor either. There was also a small side dish of cucumbers in a tangy marinade. The patio faces Camelback Road which is extremely noisy because of all the traffic. We did not sit out on the patio, but the doors were wide open and I felt like we had to talk loudly to hear each other over all the traffic noise. Not very relaxing. Their menu was not all that different from other restaurants in the area and I doubt that I will go back there. Also, because of the design of the cafe, it is difficult to know where to go to place your order and a bit confusing. Also, is anyone else TIRED of kale salad or quinoa yet??? I get the "spin" that they are healthy for you, but neither one is all that great tasting.

Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer:
Mmmmmk so I went to Shane Co Staff are stuck up and to busy to help you. Will I go back nope no noppie.