Problem: Write a positive (OPTIONS:
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A: I believe the cover is $30 if you're on the list. We had a table and the table staff was very friendly. The club itself wasn't over crowded and the patio was great to chill at if needed. The music was also a little lower in volume than most clubs so it's def more of a lounge feel. I would come back here.
Q: negative

A: Oh my godddd. We had the worst Easter brunch here. After standing in the cramped waiting area for a million years while half a dozen servers wandered by promising us someone would be with us shortly, we were seated on the windy, depressing patio. The dirty tables and broken-down theater seats on the patio made me feel like I was eating in a junkyard. Our waitress, when she was around, was pleasant, but I waited like 15 minutes for a room-temperature mimosa and by the time she came to check on us after we'd gotten our food, I didn't even bother to mention that the mofongo in my mofongo benedict was ice-cold (like, nearly frozen in the middle). This dish was also *laughably* small. Is the brunch menu supposed to be tapas-style as well? Maybe, because meanwhile, my husband had an omelet which was on ok omelet but seriously: $13 for an omelet that didn't even come with potatoes, toast or (god forbid) even a fruit garnish?? Really? This whole place has an attitude which, frankly, it cannot afford. The restaurant looks like it was furnished with old crap gathered from a yard sale and the food is inedible at worst, mediocre at best. We spent $50 and I left feeling miserable.
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer: I worked at the Tempe Kinko's years ago, during which time an anarchist co-worker remarked: "We are the factory workers of the Information Age." Profound? It sort of is if management drops you in a baby blue monkey-suit and makes you don an apron. Think about it. Kinko's workers essentially perform the same routine task day in and day out in their stations (on busier days) for low wages. It's Fordism transferred to the copy shop. Like factory workers, we also employed the "weapons of the weak" (work slowdowns and discounts to customers to cut into corporate profits) to covertly express our discontent with our work situation. That was then, of course, and this is now at a different store. But I get it...the job sucks...big time...and employees are just going through the motions to a get a paycheck. With that said, I am still not a big fan of this Kinkos, at least not late at night. I guess they fake it less well than employees at other stores. I have been in twice recently at night and the service has sucked. Coming to the counter to help a customer appeared to be a sizeable burden for any of the number of employees behind the counter (part of this is due to a company policy that says that you are not to leave your station). When one finally did make it to the front, little attempt was made to hide his lack of enthusiasm for the job and disdain for customers. I'm not sure, but he may be on the graveyard crew. That may account for something, since the Kinko's graveyard workers that I have known have been a little off. The last time I went in to get resume copies on E1 (cotton paper with a watermark). The guy took the order and processed it quickly, but he copied it with the watermark upside down. I can't imagine that being a deal breaker in a hiring decision, but it could be one of those attention to details things that looks a little bad. I sort of felt like a ass asking for my order to be redone with the watermark facing the right way, but I wanted a polished looking resume (which is why I went with the cotton paper in the first place). In any case, the guy told me "no," that it would be too much trouble to go through the sheets and face them the right way. Having worked there, I know that you are supposed to make copies with the watermark facing the right direction and that it is not a big deal to do so. If you make a mistake, all you have to do is flip the paper and do it again. That was too much for this guy apparently. As much as I can empathize with the guy for having to work behind that counter, I wish he would have shown a different way to express his dissatisfaction with the job. It would have been much cooler of him to get back at the man by hooking me up then my effing up my order.
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Output: I wish I had a garden like this. Wow! I walked into the conservatory at Bellagio and felt that I had never seen the strip, the lights, anything. This was so removed from the chaos outside.
input: Write a negative yelp review (OPTIONS:
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output: Pretty lame. Nothing but a bunch of vendors. Stupid stuff like Dish tv or car rentals. The kids didn't even really enjoy it. Nothing like it used to be. Just completely commercialized. :(
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I can't review the food here because we never got seated! Knowing that Cheesecake Factory doesn't take reservations, my sister called Saturday afternoon to find out how long it would take a party of 14 to be seated that night. The hostess told her she'd take the name, asked my sister to call 20 minutes ahead to let her know we were on our way and our table would be ready shortly after we arrived, if not when we got there. Sounds perfect right? Not so much. We called them as requested and were told our table would be ready when we arrived. When we arrived about 15 minutes later, we were told they were running approximately 20 minutes behind. Not a huge deal, being Cheesecake Factory on a Saturday night. After 30 minutes, we asked again about being seated and were told that they were waiting for their large table to be vacated by a party who'd been there for 2 hours. Of course... who doesn't go to Cheesecake Factory for dinner at 4:00? Another twenty minutes goes by and again, we speak to the hostess station, who tells us the table just ordered dessert. At this point, it becomes pretty apparent we've been lied to. Finally after waiting for more than an hour and 15 minutes for a supposed reservation with two pregnant women, a diabetic and two antsy toddlers, we decided to leave. I have no problem with Cheesecake Factory not taking reservations. I think it's ridiculous, but it's publicized, so we dealt with it the best way we could. Had the hostess we'd spoken to earlier in the day not said it wouldn't be a problem, we would have made other arrangements for dinner that night.