Q: In this task, you must classify if a given review is positive/negative, indicating your answer as P or N.
there have been merchant - ivory costume dramas with more of a pulse than " the mod squad ,
" a self - consciously " hip " cinematic rendering of the old tv series still looked upon fondly by so many baby - boomers .
well , said " squad " certainly wo n't be a pleasant viewing experience for them or anybody else , maybe even the teen target audience the movie has been geared towards .
a contemporary take on this decidedly ' 70s show does n't exactly seem unwarranted , but one wonders if the mold it accumulated while waiting on the shelf did n't transform into a full - blown case of botulism .
how curious that the film begins by defining both mod and squad , insisting that the latter is a group of people working together and then contradicting this definition by keeping its titular trio apart for a sizeable chunk of the running time .
they are julie , pete and linc , reformed delinquents working undercover for the lapd ( exposition put out of the way so fast that you 're likely to be lost from the opening moments on ) , and they are respectively played by claire danes , giovanni ribisi and omar epps , talented actors each deserving of better than this .
their plight involves standard cop - corruption stuff , as our would - be protagonists catch wind of an internal cover - up after their superior ( reliable dennis farina , one of the best things here and gone so quickly ) gets killed and framed for drug trafficking .
they pout a lot and eventually get cracking to expose this convoluted conspiracy using surveillance tactics that would impress the hardy boys and linda tripp but few others .
when you 're supposed to be asking , " what 's going to happen next ? " , you 'll instead entertain thoughts like " who are these people and why should i care ?
" or " are n't thrillers supposed to contain thrills ?
" not that danes , epps and ribisi do n't give it a shot .
danes can do the troubled teen thing in her sleep , as evidenced by " my so - called life , " but she 's saddled with a mysterious - boyfriend ( josh brolin )
subplot so see - through you begin to seriously question her so - called intelligence
.
ditto for ribisi 's ( " saving private ryan " )
looney loose cannon , though at least he performs with a wild - and - crazy vigor that occasionally demands attention .
but epps - poor epps .
epps ( " higher learning " ) is so short - changed he 's reduced to literally waiting around for a bad guy to chase him .
all this sloppiness can be attributed to the screenwriters , one of whom , scott silver , is also the director .
they must think that if they dress up their stupid story in such spiffy trappings ( the look of the film is really quite impressive ) , it 'll somehow pay off , but this " mod squad " plods anyway .
characters are non - existent ; present are just some good - looking young things modeling cool levis and cooler attitudes .
plot hardly escapes confusing convention .
and the one genre element you 'd think would be show up in generous portions -
a few nifty explosions , some fights , any kind of action whatsoever - only rarely makes it to this dull gabfest .
all those quick to put down last month 's inept but serviceable " my favorite martian " update need to take a step back .
here 's a small - to - big - screen translation that really should 've stayed in its former incarnation , " mod " or not .
A:
N