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Output: HEY CHIPOTLE! Here's a big BRONX CHEER and big middle finger to you. You totally ruined my trip and attitude merely hours in my time in Phoenix. Know why? You ran out of goddamn guacamole before 1 pm. BEFORE ONE PM. IN THE MIDDLE OF THE WEEK. ARE YOU FOR REALZ? I waited in line, which by the way would have moved a lot faster if not for the incompetence behind the counter. I waited in line, patiently, figuring I'd get my burrito bowl in no time. I swear, Chipotle workers just work SLOWER so as for people to buy into the hype for their product (they do that here in NYC so it's no different). So as I order, I say I'd like the veggie bowl. Veggie bowls come with guac. Don't you think THEN would have been a good time for them to mention - oh, hey, by the way, sorry for the inconvenience but we're actually OUT of guac. Nope! I find out only when I'm about to finish my order. I left because I was so disappointed. You people BLOW! Now, the worst part is that because of this snafu I had to go to the far less superior Baja Fresh. I was sick them entire weekend because of this meal. All because Chipotle didn't have the common decency to have guacamole or enough. I mean, isn't that your JOB??? To have INVENTORY??? What the FUCK? Meanwhile, this set off a chain of events that I didn't get ONE of my food orders right when I was there. So a big FUCK YOU to Phoenix central Chipotle. I will never set foot in here again, which I guess is good for you because I don't live there. But unfortunately I am an elite reviewer on Yelp so sucks for you that I had a bad experience. #BlameChipotle

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Output: We went to Emeril's for lunch with the idea of splitting a salad, having some gumbo, and basically making dessert our main course. The salad was fresh and we were given an adequate portion. The salad dressing was good without being overwhelming. Next we ordered the gumbo (being where we were it seemed like the thing to order) which was good even though the portions were not anything to write home about. Next came dessert. We were planning on each ordering the banana cream pie but the waiter talked us into an order of banana cream pie and an order of bread pudding with whiskey sauce. We shared them and they were both awesome. Then the waiter brought us three different flavors of sorbet on the house that were outstanding. I know we did not try anything really challenging but I was completely satisfied with the service and the food and definitely would go back again.

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Output: Maxim was a quaint, little, mom and pop restaurant that served good food and served it up quickly! I ordered the pho with sliced beef and it was scrumptious and in front of me about 5 minutes after I ordered it! My friends and I got there a bit late, after normal dinner hours, so it was pretty empty, which was great because I'm not always a fan of noisy, crowded restaurants. The only reason I didn't give them 5 stars is because I have to be really impressed to give a restaurant 5 stars and I just wasn't. Don't get me wrong, the food was great, but I've had better pho at nicer places, so 4 stars it is!

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We like the inviting atmosphere, but the food is just ordinary.