Constantly . And she and her boyfriend could never keep their clothes on . Every fucking time I would go into the room , they 'd be going at it like fat perverted rabbits . It looked like a bad fetish porn film , and made me briefly consider a career as a nun . Well , rather than start a fight with the tubby little gutter bitch , I discreetly tried to move my stuff to the room of a girl who had been a good acquaintance of mine from semester # 1 .

OPTIONS:
- I have got an indescreet roommate
- I watch fetish movies
- I have two roommates
- I tend to join my roommate in the room
Answer the following question: What may be a plausible fact about me ?

I have got an indescreet roommate

I went out of town for a funeral and came home to a PIGSTY . They left to go on vacation and left the house in a state of such grossness that it stank of rotting meat and fruit and something dead . I cleaned it up and went to throw their laundry into her room , and i literally could NOT push her door open .

OPTIONS:
- The door was stuck .
- The door was locked .
- Her room was messy .
- None of the above choices .
Answer the following question: Why could n't they push her door open ?

Her room was messy .

My mom has been giving Kyle and I ornaments since we were little , so we both have a big box full of ornaments . I brought mine home last night , so I can put them on my tree . And my mom gave me a wreath holder , and my dad gave me some white lights for the balcony , so it will be much more cheery around here later . I love the holiday season .

OPTIONS:
- They remember colored lights from dad .
- They remember wreaths they got from mom .
- They remember tree accessories they would get from their mother .
- None of the above choices .
Answer the following question: Why does the narrator get nostalgic about Christmas ?

They remember tree accessories they would get from their mother .

This past month I was together with her and my four other sisters again after too many years apart . It was a noisy time to have all five sisters together but SO MUCH fun . We came together because my 17 1/2 year nephew graduated with honors from high school ( with a 4.8 thank you very much ) and will be attending UC San Diego this fall ! The only person missing was Dad .

OPTIONS:
- Dad is being very loud .
- There are many nephews in the room .
- The sisters are very chatty .
- None of the above choices .
Answer the following question: Why is the room the narrator is in so loud ?
The sisters are very chatty .