Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: I love good pizza. That's why Naked Pizza frustrates me. It's a great idea. Healthy pizza with wholesome, organic ingredients. Convenient to order and pickup (no dine-in available). But after numerous attempts the only this about Naked Pizza that is consistent is its inconsistency. The crust is generally good, the sauce is tasty. But when it comes to toppings it's like placing a bet on a roulette wheel because you never know what you'll get. Last night we got an email as part of their promotional program. Great prices on large and medium 1-topping pizzas. We ordered two. Got them home, opened the box and there was literally one ingredient on each slice of pizza. One. Now I can understand profit margins are tight but in my opinion, if you can't produce a quality pizza for the price you're offering in your promotion, then don't do it. As the meal went on, we weren't talking about how much we liked the pizza or the restaurant's concept, we were talking about what a disappointment it was. That's too bad. We have had occasions in the past where the pizza was loaded with cheese and healthy toppings but it would usually be followed up with a pizza that was all sauce, no cheese and little toppings on the next. For a takeout place, Naked Pizza is turning out to be a lot like Deal or No Deal. You're excited about the possibility about getting something good but there's a pretty good chance you're going to walk away disappointed too. I really hope they realize their potential and as time goes on they iron out the bumps and standardize the quality. It's one thing to save 30 on ingredients on a pizza but it costs a whole lot more to attract and keep new customer. I only hope they learn that lesson before it's too late. I think I'll wait a few months before giving them one last try.
Q: negative

A: Only 2 Stars: Z-Pizza on Thomas: Haven't been here in a while because we have been going to the nearby FIRED PIE at Park Central instead, which is waaaay better! But I received an e-mail for a free small pizza for my birthday, so we decided to return to z-pizza for that. I ordered the Thai Pizza & was disappointed.... The peanut sauce lacked any yummy flavor, quite bland, & it was missing one of the toppings that it was supposed to have....no carrots. I complained up at the counter, & to compensate, they gave me a free drink. That was nice of them, but they should have told me up front, & not assume that I wouldn't realize that one of the toppings was missing, because I used to get the Thai Pizza all the time & I remember lots of carrots on it! There was hardly any red onions or bean sprouts on it either! However, there was a fair amount of chicken on it. I will not be returning to z-pizza again. FIRED PIE, here we come!~ Also, the chairs make a LOT of noise there when they're moved around...annoying!
Problem: What would be an example of an positive (OPTIONS:
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Answer: This is exactly what Mill needed. Great brunch, great patio, great coffee counter. Every time I go, I see someone I know and end up having an impromptu meal with friends. It's my new favorite breakfast spot.
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Output: When I walked into to Herbs and Rye, it was almost pitch black. It took a minute for my eyes to adjust to the darkness. I was greeted by the hostess and walked over to the bar. I looked around and immediately was reminded of Fangtasia from True Blood. There's an old school vibe with the brick walls, red and black wallpaper, chandeliers. and private dark leather booths. The background music was modern and made me feel like I was a vamp tramp. (Yeah, I'm a dork.) I know the theme is prohibition but I couldn't help but think of Fangtasia. Needless to say, I really dug the vibe and decor. My friends and I came for happy hour. I was a little disappointed that cocktails weren't on the happy hour menu as I read about how well crafted and delicious they are. I was on a budget so I settled on a draft beer which was like $4-5 (I can't recall). The best part about happy hour is the food. Unlike other restaurants where you get small bites off of the appetizer menu, here you get 50% off hefty entrees. I ordered a Kansas City Steak Strip with Truffle Mac and Cheese for $15! My husband got the Flat Iron Steak with Jalapeno Cream Corn. We all ordered different items off of the happy hour food menu and everything tasted like it was fine dining. When our waiter mentioned their homemade donuts, we were sold. The donuts came with two types of dipping sauce but I preferred to eat them plain. They were so fresh and fluffy and definitely worth saving room for. Service was wonderful. We never had an empty glass. Our waiter was friendly and answered all of our questions. I would definitely come back again to try the cocktails and to have another perfectly cooked steak with the mouth watering truffle mac and cheese. Maybe next time I'll sit at the bar and try to look dark and mysterious to match the vibe of this place.
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output: Pizza is good...we've ordered lasagna for take out too before and its good. Friendly service.
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer:
Am I missing something? Given the excellent reviews I dined here with great expectations. The tacos were so lack luster I thought--the chef is having an off night. I came back the very next night to try this place again and it was WORSE! I'm sorry, I SO wanted to like this please because I.LOVE.TACOS. Who does not love tacos? How can a taco possibly go wrong? I just don't know what happened. The tortillas are made in house, but they taste like they were deep fried and are mushy. I had the carnitas tacos and they were completely bland. Everything needs salt, which honestly is kind of refreshing considering most restaurants over salt every thing. This taco was basically wet soft meat in a mushy tortilla. Queso fresco and some ripe tomatos could have saved this taco but neither was an option. You get meat, in a soggy tortilla, with onions on it. There are home made salsas available but both only added heat. not flavor. The next night I came back and tried the fajitas. You get a pile of gristly meat over pungent red peppers. No cheese, no guacamole, no anything but meat and peppers to put in your soggy tortilla. I am confused by all the great reviews. This place is right next to Davio's and the entire time I was dining here I kept thinking how much better my meal would be if I were having dinner at Davio. The staff is very friendly, but the food... I honestly am so confused by the good reviews. I really want to like this place. The food is AWFUL. Two stars for the friendly staff.