Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: Classic Tempe location should not be confused with quality food. Bad chips, chicken cheese crisp was mostly salt, guacamole tasteless, and did I mention too much salt. Service however was great!
Q: negative

A: tried federal pizza for the first time last night. easy to park and get a table. we were seated as soon as we walked in. the 3 different people who waited on us were quick to let us order drinks/ refill/ bring out the food, but once we were served our main dish no one came by until it was time for the check. normally that would have been fine- except the food was sub-par. ordered the burrata, sea salt olive oil on crostini. it was okay, but not as great as the waitor made it sound. we also ordered the "Big Star" pizza. toppings were inconsistent, some slices had sauce and cheese only while others were loaded with all the veggies and toppings. needless to say the "take and bake" pizza i had from costco was better then the food i ate last night. i wouldn't order either dish again. the ambiance is nice, good for a date night or a smaller group going out to dinner. we sat inside at a table closer to the bar, i didn't feel as if i had to yell to hear, but we were a little tight squeezed with the group next to us. overall, it was not the experience i was hoping for, i could live off postinos, and enjoy windsor. federal pizza won't get a repeat visit from us.
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer: Our first experience with this place was shortly after it opened. It was terrible. So terrible in fact, that we boycotted it. The service was horrid, the food lackluster, and the management? I won't even get started on the lack of professionalism there. We didn't go back for nearly 3 years. Then we heard about the crab legs, so we gave it a shot again. Great crab legs, great service. We thought they had been redeemed. 2 weeks ago, we took our family there for a family night out. We were going with the intent of having the crab again but were told that they no longer served it. So we all ordered steaks. My mother and I both got the ribeye. My daugher went for the NY Strip. I ordered medium, daughter medium, mom medium well. What we got was: Daughter rare. I got medium rare. Mom got medium rare. And the staeaks themselves were tasteless, non descript, lumps. Terribly tough. I liken chewing it to chewing grape nuts. You keep going and going and going but you don't know why. Both my mom and I ended up not eating ours. Yeah, that bad and I LOVE ribeye (normally). The server was terrible, the food was worse. Boycott is back on. Its way way too pricey for the quality. Its not worth it. I would rather spend the money and go to Chima or Outback. Better food, better service, better attitudes.
Input: OPTIONS:
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Generate a positive review for a place
Output: Had lunch here Saturday afternoon. If you have ever been to First Watch when it was here, you would not recognize the interior. The building has been completely remodeled to give a cozy lodge feel. I'm talking Scottsdale cozy lodge keep in mind. There's a double-sided fireplace at the entry-electric, not wood-burning, but still a nice touch. Lots of comfy chairs and booths. They were playing a variety of music, but probably more 70's rock than anything else. The menu is pretty standard bar fare. Appetizers include everything you would expect-wings, cheese sticks, nachos, soft pretzels, etc. There are a nice variety of salads and sandwiches, including bratwurst, meatloaf. and philly cheesesteak. That about sums it up. The menu doesn't change at dinner, although we were told they have a breakfast menu on Sundays. There are also $3 drink specials and 1/2 price appetizers for happy hour. The steak salad looked tasty, but I had the portobello mushroom sandwich with blue cheese. An herb aioli, lettuce, and tomato completed it. Overall it was a good sandwich but didn't knock my flip-flops off. I think there could have been more inspiring toppings other than lettuce and tomato. I had sweet potato fries as my side. They were crispy and delish. Most items on the menu were under $10, practically unheard of in Scottsdale. Service was excellent, other than a period in between drinks and the server taking our order. She seemed to disappear for a bit, but was attentive afterward. I love that there is a new option in Old Town for good food and drink at great prices and no need to ho up!
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output: All senses were on high alert! As a survivor of non-medicated ADD, I can handle this place but if you are looking for a calm place for a spa service, this in not a good place for you. The music was loud, there are people running everywhere and the lady students had make-up for the night! The reason I gave if 4 stars-the stylist David - is 18 and making something of himself and gave a great haircut! I love that. I got a simple haircut for 12 bucks, I love that. Why not the 5th star - I wish they made their stylist/staff dress more professionally! This is a professional school, they should be professional. I could see boys underwear because their pants were too low and I have already commented on the gals make-up. I know I sound old school and OLD but they should have to dress professional here and then the salon of their choice will set the standard of dress. Please raise the bar in school!
Q: negative

A:
Been here a 2 times because my roommate likes it (think I need better roommates with finer culinary skills), but I can definitely pass on it. Place is dirty with a poor selection of food. Most of their food in the buffet trays have that 3 hour old film on it, definitely not fresh ... and not the tasty. If I was desperate for food on the corner of Flamingo & Eastern again, I'd rather eat at the McDs across the intersection. Their so-called mongolian BBQ is just meat & 4 or 5 veggies and the cooks are sloppy and flick everyone elses stuff into your bowl (I'm allergic to seafood, so not much here for me to eat). There are always hugh families with 20 to 30 unattended screaming children and babies running amok putting their germ riddle fingers in all the trays and ice cream. Waitress barely speak a lick of english and communicating with them is painful at best. However, this place is better by far then the nasty other location on Sahara & Rainbow I think it is. Yuck.