Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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- positive) yelp review.
A: Let me start by saying this: I'm not trying to insult anyone, but don't ever wait more than 45 minutes to be seated at a restaurant..that specializes in BURGERS. That's dumb. Go somewhere else. One word to describe this place: Unimpressive. Whenever I hear the name Gordon Ramsay, I immediately think of Kitchen Nightmares. I think of the way he tries to help places improve the quality of their service, food, and overall experience. Well, Gordon Ramsay needs to help his OWN restaurant out. Here's why... I was actually considering giving this place one star, but then I remembered that I enjoyed my glass of wine. I was part of a party of 7 people, and we went to BurGR because the birthday girl had been there before and loved it. The whole wait thing was solved by someone heading there and putting our name down, and saying we would go at a certain time. We only waited about 10 minutes for our party to be seated. The server was really nice and accommodating - he brought over two iPads (COOL!) and explained the drinks to our party. We ordered the jalapeno poppers and truffle parmesan fries to start off. Jalapeno poppers were not impressive, but the presentation was nice. They were placed in shot glasses of ranch, so I thought that was pretty cool. Were they absolutely delicious? No. The truffle parmesan fries were another story. They were completely laughable. They were too soft - the only crispy fries were the burnt ones at the bottom. Already off to a bad start... Everyone in my party ordered a different burger: American, Hell's Kitchen, Farm, etc. I ordered the Euro Burger. The perfect word to describe my burger: Unimpressive. Nothing about it was great. It has truffle aioli, goat cheese, arugula, and "oven roasted tomato." LOL. Stupid. The meat itself was not flavorful and the different ingredients didn't help the burger at all. Let's talk about SERVICE now. If my party is paying $20+ a person for a BURGER, I better have the BEST fucking service imaginable. HOLY SHIT. I cannot believe that people would come back to this place. I've had better service at the Denny's on the strip. To me, service is one of the most important aspects of a restaurant, and this place was completely lacking. Our server got changed about 15 minutes after we were seated and we had someone who lacked the customer service skills necessary to work at a restaurant that is so incredibly pretentious. Another thing that REALLY bothered me was the fact that AFTER waiting 45 minutes to get our food they fucked up our order. Someone in my party was left with no food. The girl who brought our food came around with an extra American burger, and after we told her that it's not what our friend ordered, she gave us an attitude and walked away mad. WHAT THE FUCK. We weren't rude about it - all we said was "That's not what he ordered." HER: Are you sure? No. We're not sure. We have fucking dementia. That was the server who wrote the order down wrong. To top it off, all the manager did was walk over and say "Oh. Sorry. I'll tell the kitchen to make your food right now." UMM. Yes. Let's ALL finish our burgers and watch our friend eat air. He didn't even offer him an appetizer, or say, "Hey! Burger's on us. Sorry about that." To me, that's a fucking joke. One thing I noticed too - if a manager has to walk around and apologize that food is taking so long and that his servers are not being attentive... YOU HAVE A PROBLEM. A manager should NOT have to walk around and make excuses for anyone. FIX YOUR SHIT. If all you care about is taking a picture and tagging yourself at this place, then by all means, go here. If you want bad service, meh food, and be able to look at your drink menu on an iPad, then COME HERE. As for me? Sorry. I'd like to think that I have better taste in places. I would never come back here again. The service SUCKED. The food was blah. And the prices were ridiculous. This place is just too hyped up and is not for me. A name doesn't make a place.
Q: positive

A: This is definitely our go to spot for breakfast or brunch. Staff is always friendly. Food portions are gigantic and well worth the prices!!! We eat off of it for days! Must order....homemade fried zucchini!!! None of that pre made frozen stuff here. Yummy pumpkin bread and ask for extra crispy spuds. Brought the kids here. They love it too. Order #33 1/2. It's awesome!!! Lol.
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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- positive) review?

Answer: I've been twice so far and was not impressed. The mood here is more raucous and loud, so if you like that sort of thing, great. But it's too loud for me. And while pub food can be really well executed, they haven't been able to adequately deliver in this area either.
Input: OPTIONS:
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Generate a negative review for a place
Output: Ok I went out tonight to celebrate a friend's accomplishments and I mean to tell you the restaurant decor was very tasteful BUT the general ambience was some BOO -JET-O! Delta's in CLT, you are not 5 star nor Michelin starred. People pay for the experience not the "be glad we let you in" attitude and oh BTW, your time at the table is capped to 2 hours. What? What? The worst part was when I inquired about the tiny table that should have only seated 6 and they crammed 9 of us in it. The hostess said" you had one person added to your party so we tried to accommodate you, since they joined at the last minute." I have been to The Inn of Little Washington, Sequoia's, Tavern on the Glen, Butter and have NEVER been told that. Fine dining establishments allow you to be seated even if you are the first in your party, not this place. No you have to mill around until all can join in. What is this high school? Restaurant Nazi? No seat for you? The stars are because our waitress was super nice, even though I was the last person to be served in our party and I mean everyone had been eating 15 minutes before my food even came out. Terrible! If it is on your list for CIAA, don't do it Celie!!!! The company I was in was great and made it nice to be out. Will I go back? NEVA!!!
Input: OPTIONS:
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Jebus! IHOP no, no this is not an IHOP it's a place where scumbags and druggies hang. I love ihop, but this is a location that you would think would keep clean, have friendly staff BUT let me stress the clean part because this place was far from it. There was some very suspect people in the booth at the other corner of the place that well, can anyone say drug deal???? many people who visit Vegas tent to stick to the "pretty" places, but i like to venture out and see what a place is really like... Vegas is a city on the grow, and thats why this kinda crap needs to be cut short..wanna deal go home deal from ya house. As for the location this is just south of the strat and on the same side, its right near a tattoo parlor which if you want to get a bit of ink and wanna sit in the window on show while they do it, thats the place to go. IHOP! NO JUST PLAIN HOP PASS THIS PLACE! DON'T GO THERE!