[Q]: Objective: What will you need to paint a coffin?
[A]: You will need a paint or stain.

[Q]: Objective: When grooming a dog what tool should you use to cut the hair?
[A]: Clippers with different guards

[Q]: Objective: how do you separate string cheese?
[A]: pull down on the cheese strips like a banana peel.

[Q]: Objective: how do you forge someone's signature?
[A]:
sign in their name.