IN: So we people - watched & caught up while getting buzzed off our 40s for a good while . It was SERIOUSLY suchhhh a perfect SF day . Spent most of the day with the fam on Friday .
Where was the narrator during the text ?

OUT: California

IN: In a fair fight with a fifty year old overweight and sedentary pervert , I probably could look after myself . The point , though , is that I do n't want to have to . I do n't imagine that fighting for your life is any fun . And I certainly do n't ever want to have to call my sensei and tell him that I ' ve been in a fight .
What may be the reason for them not wanting to call their sensei about a fight ?

OUT: The reason may be that sensei 's look down on fighting .

IN: Another colleague played fetch with Max and fed him treats . Max loves Fleet Feet and so do I. The level of customer service is really unparalleled in Boulder .
Why is Max so joyous when he is in Boulder ?

OUT:
Max gets gifts .