Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Ex Input:
Someone shuts his door and starts his car. Someone

Ex Output:
takes down the car's empty tire.

Ex Input:
The Slytherin team fly out in their green cloaks. Standing around the oval arena, the spectators

Ex Output:
watch someone as he looks past awkwardly and exits the opposite.

Ex Input:
Someone hurries off and moves around the front of the bus. Spreading her arms in a bewildered shrug, she

Ex Output:
hangs to her side then shuffles up to the tree.