Question: I am trying to decide whether it's worth it to invest in this film proposal. Can you help me answer a few questions? If you can't, please say "No I can't". Question: Who made up the spoon test? Movie title: Mom's Got a Date With a Vampire Movie plot: Divorced, ex-rockabilly singer Lynette Hansen [Caroline Rhea] comes home from work to find her 15-year old daughter Chelsea [Laura Vandervoot] on the phone with her boyfriend, instead of doing her homework. Thirteen-year old Adam [Matthew O'Leary] is entranced in "The Return of Count Krelski," and 8-year-old Taylor [Myles Jeffrey] is hiding behind the couch. Ah, the joys of being a single Mom.As luck would have it, Adam's friend Duffy gets backstage passes to the Headless Horsemen concert at Saturday night's Harvest Festival, the very weekend that Adam is grounded for not writing his history essay and trying to pass off some story from the Weekly Secret tabloid about vampire hunter Malachi Van Helsing. To make matters worse, Chelsea (who had a hot date on Saturday night) is also grounded for smarting off. What to do? The solution is obvious--get Mom a date for Saturday night. Where to find a date for Mom with only one day to go? Again, the answer is simple. Match her up with someone from the Personals column in the Weekly Secret. This sounds like a good one: Continental gentleman, handsome, debonair, suave. Enjoys long strolls beneath the full moon. Loves adventure, travel, wild animals, and women who long for romantic nights that will never end. Hates Italian food and turtlenecks. Wolfsbane@netherlink.pro.Adam sends Wolfsbane an email asking him to meet Mom at the Foodmaster at 8 pm. Now to get Mom there. Easy. Remind her how the family used to have chocolate chip pancakes together every Saturday morning. Make her feel guilty enough to go to the store for chocolate chips. OK. Got her to the store. Now to find Wolfsbane. No, it's not the guy buying spaghetti. No, it's not the guy buying the cake that says, "Happy Anniversary." Maybe it's the guy in the long overcoat with the pulled down hat who appears to be looking for someone? He certainly looks like a Wolfsbane. Before Chelsea and Adam can link up with Wolfsbane, however, Lynette bumps carts with someone else--Dr Dimitri Dentatos [Charles Shaughnessy] from...
Answer: Adam

Question: I am trying to decide whether it's worth it to invest in this film proposal. Can you help me answer a few questions? If you can't, please say "No I can't". Question: What is the name of the Artist? Movie title: Blood Bath Movie plot: Antonio "Tony" Sordi [William Campbell] lives in a studio under an old belltower where he spends his time painting, just as his ancestor Erno Sordi did five hundred years ago. The only difference is that Erno Sordi was convicted of conspiring with the devil and was burned at the stake, whereas Antonio Sordi sells his paintings at prices that the local beatniks can only dream about. What they would never dream is that the Erno Sordi of legend is the same Antonio Sordi of the 20th century [or maybe Antonio is possessed by his ancestor? The movie never explains this little detail.] and that Sordi is a vampire. After feeding on his victims, always young and beautiful women, Sordi takes them back to his studio, places them in various poses from which he paints his popular "dead red nudes," and then tosses their bodies into a bubbling bath of some sort (acid?).Tony's new girlfriend of two weeks, an aspiring dancer named Dorean [Linda Saunders], doesn't know the sordid side of his character, mostly because Tony refuses to let her visit him at his studio. Instead, they meet on the beach where no one knows them and where Dorean can dance in the sand while wearing tights or bikinis. Tony doesn't want Dorean to find out about his pursuits lest the same thing happen as it did in the 15th century. It was his lover Melissa who complained to the ecclesiatical council that he had cast a spell on her and captured her soul on his canvas. Melissa stood laughing at him as his body burned.Max [Karl Schanzer], one of the local beatniks, has been experimenting with new artforms. His latest invention, the quantum gun, has his friends excitedly discussing this "formal" method of painting. But when his model, Daisy Allen [Marissa Mathes], disappears and shows up in one of Sordi's newest paintings, Max asks Daisy's sister Donna [Sandra Knight] to pay Sordi a visit and see if she can find out where Daisy has gone. Sordi denies knowing Daisy, of course, and slams the door in Donna's face. As Donna leaves, an old-timer reminds her about...
Answer: Tony Sordi

Question: I am trying to decide whether it's worth it to invest in this film proposal. Can you help me answer a few questions? If you can't, please say "No I can't". Question: How does Jim feel about the one night stand? Movie title: American Pie Movie plot: American Pie, set in the year 1999, focuses on a group of four close friends in their senior year at the fictional East Great Falls High School in west Michigan; Kevin Myers (Thomas Ian Nicholas), Chris "Oz" Ostreicher (Chris Klein), Jim Levenstein (Jason Biggs) and Paul Finch (Eddie Kaye Thomas), who is better known by his surname. Kevin is confident and charming and is dating his long-term girlfriend, Vicky Lathum (Tara Reid); Oz is a laid-back member of the high school lacrosse team; Jim is socially awkward and sexually naive and suffers pressure and questionable advice from his father (Eugene Levy); while Finch is a cappuccino-drinking sophisticate who plays golf and wears sports jackets. The four have very differing personalities, but share a common characteristic; they are all virgins, in sharp contrast to popular lacrosse player and arrogant jock Steve Stifler (Seann William Scott), whose wild, extravagant house parties they are regularly invited to.While at one of Stifler's such parties, the four each attempt to score with various girls at the party with very limited success. Oz is humiliated by an older girl, Finch is too late for the party and Jim attempts to talk to Czechoslovakian exchange student Nadia (Shannon Elizabeth), but fails completely. Kevin receives fellatio from Vicky, but she overhears him complaining about it to Jim and promptly dumps him. The next morning, the four wake up hungover and depressed, to find ultra-nerd Chuck "Sherminator" Sherman (Chris Owen) seeing off a pretty girl, and are left shocked and frustrated when The Sherminator claims that he lost his virginity to her the same night. Kevin decides to take a stand and defiantly declares that the four will make a pact, to lose their virginity before the school prom and graduation. Later, while eating breakfast in a restaurant, they toast each other to 'the next step' and formulate individual plans to achieve sexual success.Kevin immediately sets out to win Vicky back, but has to work very hard to even get a chance with her,...
Answer:
Abused