Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A: My experience with this restaurant was really... odd. My husband and I were in the area for a concert and decided to stop here for dinner beforehand. It looked pretty cool from the outside - trendy, hookah bar set up on the patio, etc. Once inside, we were seated quickly by someone who looked like he was probably a manager. The problem, though, was that we ended up going to three tables before we found one that wasn't broken. The first was a booth where the seat was completely deattached, the second was a table that wobbled so much you'd spill your drink. We ended up at another booth that was fine... but had caused damage to the wall it was up again. The decor is weird. It looks like they're trying to be modern but the furniture is outdated and damaged. Plus, it wasn't very clean. From our booth, you could see a shelf that lead to the bar area and it was covered in hair and dust. There was trash on it that had fallen behind the bar as well... can they not see that?? Our waitress was actually very attentive and sweet; very knowledgeable about the menu and willing to give her advice. She was pretty quick considering they were very under staffed. The food was mediocre at best. My husband had the FireWater Burger and I had the FireWater Chicken. You'd think these would be pretty awesome since they're named after the restaurant but they were 'ok'. I think the burger was better than the chicken but his fries were super bland. My chicken was actually pretty tasty but the presentation was disgusting. I don't even want to describe what the plate looked like. I can imagine that it has been sent back in the past because of the way it looks. The good news, is that the veggies are fresh and pretty flavorful. We also ordered the cream of broccoli soup before our meal. This was actually pretty good! The broccoli was fresh and added a little "crunch" which was unique. My only critique is that it was a little salty but that could just be my taste. I also found it odd that they didn't have beverage napkins, etc. There was nothing on the table to soak up the condensation from your glasses and so the table was always wet. At one point (because the table wasn't level) water actually started dripping off of the table on to my lap. There seemed to be live music going on upstairs; I think they do private events. We couldn't help but laugh, though, when we saw a microphone wire hanging randomly from the staircase going upstairs. It actually swung and hit another customer in the head at one point. The bar looked kind of neat so if you go back, maybe check out the bar or the patio. Or, just go to Applebee's across the street.

Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A: I had heard a lot about this place, so was excited when I finally got to eat here. Sadly, I was not impressed. The salsa was mediocre, and my chimi was soggy and tasteless. The beans were tasteless as well. Will not be going back.

Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A:
The only reason to go here is if your favorite team is playing a game. Slow, loud and the food isn't worth the wait.