input: Write a positive yelp review (OPTIONS:
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output: Back in the day, The Spider's Web was the place to be seen for a particular type of Edinburgh gentleman. It's typical punter was permanently on disability benefit, had a severe alcohol problem, and would often spend 12 hours a day in here, drinkling heavily and soiling himself, in order to escape from his battleaxe of a wife. In turn, she'd spend most of her days chain smoking and having unprotected, disesase ridden sex with various men she met down the Jobcentre. It also had a cult following amongst nightclub revellers whom were just a bit too keen to stay up all night and damage their internal organs further. Sadly, both customer bases seem a bit thin on the ground these days, but fingers crossed it can ride out the storm and return to glories past.
input: Write a negative yelp review (OPTIONS:
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output: we do not recommend this club!! It is very small, the dance floor is also the walkway. Only one room so if you don't like the music you have to deal with it. We've been to several clubs all over Vegas and this was way below the normal standard. It may be good enough for Heidi from the Hills, but not good enough for DNA!!!
input: Write a negative yelp review (OPTIONS:
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output:
Worse place to purchase ANYTHING! They have NO IDEA what they are talking about! Asked for an ATMOS dry vale and they sold me a junior. Called as soon as I read package leaflet: WAX ONLY!!!! Went back next day and the horrible saleswoman insisted it's for "dry vape". Have two emails from company confirming it is NOT NO NADA NEIN used for DRY HERB VAPE! Sent the company an email but no reply. And, have yet to receive an. exchange! A bunch of losers that deserve to be out of business. Let's close his place down!