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Output: Vegas Weddings is the best choice I could ever make for my daughter's wedding! Avery and Annie only had to sit back and soak up the moments of their marital bliss!!! Stress-free, a perfect flawless marriage ceremony, thank you so so much! From the beginning consultation to the last minute wedding veil that was needed just before the ceremony,Vegas Weddings produced a perfect moment marriage ceremony for my daughter and my new son-in-law! They were just elated with the awesome pictures, the live stream ceremony that allowed all of America to tune in, and the photographer was truly an artist!!! Our experience with Vegas Weddings was 5 star !!!! Thank you again :)

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Output: We have concluded that anyone that has anything nice to say (Other than it's clean) about the employees/TSA/ or Airline employees (Especially U.S. Airways) has been paid by a social media company or employer to Yelp good things. One in particularly, sounded as if it were written straight from HR...Good organization... LOL. Anyway, believe all of the horror stories that you hear about airports and TSA. They are more than likely all true. I'm looking for other options now but if it comes down to just staying put I'd rather do that, personally. I'll never fly U.S. Airways again. They didn't even give my husband and I seats together. After more research I discovered that this is a trick that they do to pump more money out of couples. The days of "Thank you for flying with us" or "Happy travels" is a thing of the past. We all know why but the scary thing is that there are not any checks and balances In place for the TSA. They have no fear of being as horrid as they wish. If you give them any offence they threaten with the police who are all but ready to go nuts on anybody. However, they were not as bad as the TSA and actually helped us a little. Since there's a monopoly now with airlines they do not have any need to be pleasant and believe me U.S. Airways is the worst from the obnoxious and loud flight attendant, to the old nasty planes, to the pilot that says on loud speaker, "Keep it moving one bag on top and one on the bottom you are delaying the plane." We had all just gotten on to board and it's as if the pilot was already blaming us for his enviable lateness. Nothing can compare to what TSA did and it's unbelievable. I actually spilled an ICEE because some woman that jumped out at me and said we're doing extra screening today mam"... You know you'll have to throw that away before you get up there." She scanned me on my hand and right before I went up to the line I threw it away and missed. I apologized to the lady sitting in front that saw me... Suddenly this mean old lady comes out and the girl just says there was a spill. This woman said, "Who did it" so harshly that the girl wouldn't rat on me. I honestly think that if she had I would have gone to jail right then and there. The woman says who did it!!! Like the Soup Nazi and I just said, I don't know but she had on a brown shirt and blue jeans you cannot let her get away with this. LOL. I swear this TSA woman had a gun on her hip and said, that she couldn't handle it and left. Needless to say it was tough right at the get go but it just got worse and worse and yes I had to endure the famous pat down too. The second Soup Nazi was giving me orders and I honestly thought that she wanted me to lift my shirt so I did. You should have watched this bitch put on a show like I had offended her deepest core of her soul. I feared that she wouldn't recover from the shock and I'm telling you I'm cute. LOL. I'm not that hard on the eyes. She recovered enough to do the pat down as if that $60 million dollar x-ray, (that most likely killed my white blood cells) couldn't get everything on my person. The story is longer and crazier and it ended up that we got on the plane and then we were called off of the plane and we just left. The only good thing that I can say is that U.S. Airways did refund our money and so did Expedia. However, we missed our trip and lost $500.00 for a psychodrama workshop. Oh, one of the TSA agents asked me where I was going. I thought that saying Berkeley, CA would be a good thing because it's one State over.... How likely am I to highjack a plane that's going two hours away? He grunted back to me..."Berkeley why do you want to go to Berkeley" as though I had said Death Valley. Once I answered the psychodrama workshop he had no response because he had no clue what it was. LOL. I have spoken with a friends of my mother's who was a child in France right before the Nazi's invaded. She said that America has that same eerie feeling right now that she cannot shake. I didn't really get it until Thursday but I agree now. I don't think that it's a color thing... I think that it's a new American Terrorist group called the TSA from Homeland Security and it's them or us. We are seen as pesky insects that are trying to get them and they have to get us first. It's as if no one said to them look, most of these people are just business or vacation travelers so be pleasant and do your job. They definitely need checks and balances and someone there to handle their misconduct. They are completely out of control. What happened in Afghanistan has nothing to do with this ongoing horror that has been unleashed on the American public. Perhaps, we are just getting ready for what is to become once the Chinese takes over. LOL. Oh, and just because U.S. Airways claims that they allow carry-on pets every employee there treated us as if we had a patient with Leprosy with us from the ticket booth through TSA.

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Output: With all of these 4 and 5 star reviews, I feel like I must have eaten in a different place! Yes, the service was friendly and quick, but the place felt dirty and the food was really bad. My shrimp pad see ew was very bland and had exactly 5 dirty-tasting shrimp in it and my husband's curry was a big bowl of super liquidy sauce with some very rubbery chicken and peanuts floating in it. The crab rangoons we ordered as an appetizer were some of the worst I've ever had. It makes me sad giving them a 1-star rating. I really do wish the best for mom-n-pop places like this.... especially when they are friendly. But I have to be honest. I should have known when we were the only people eating there at 6:30 on a Friday night!

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Dont bother! Horrible customer service! I dont know how this place is still in business. I am sure they lose customers left and right because they never even acknowledge you when you walk through the door. They make it seem like it is busy when they only have three other tables. Also caught a glimpse of the kitchen and it certainly wasnt the cleanest..especially for an empty restaurant. We left and wont be back.