Problem: He passed away peacefully at home . However , none of you should feel sad . If you knew my Dad it 's the last thing he 'd want . If you did know him there is no funeral but there will be a celebration of his life this Saturday at my house .

What might be the reason we are not having a funeral for my father ?
OPTIONS:
- He will be coming back to life so there is no need .
- None of the above choices .
- We wanted to have a celebration of his death instead .
- We are complying with his wishes that there be no burial service .

A: We are complying with his wishes that there be no burial service .
Question:
By this time , the girls had already gotten in the pool and were playing volleyball with the host 's ( Kristen 's ) parents . The only other kids in the pool were a freshman and a 7th grader . They kept screaming at us to get in the pool because one team needed another member ; no one was budging .
Answer the following question: What will the girls do after they leave the pool ?
OPTIONS:
- They will eat food .
- They will sleep .
- None of the above choices .
- They will go skiing .
Answer:
They will eat food .
Question:
I talked and hung out with Gabe mostly , we get on so well . Then we met up with a bunch more people . Today I went to the beach with Olivia and Brooke after my appt . and jumped off the rocks , got yelled at by this " anorexic rich bitch who s angry cause she s so hungry . sandwich ?

What type of insult is the narrator hurling ?
OPTIONS:
- A personal insult about throwing rocks at someone .
- A personal insult about Olivia .
- A personal insult about Brooke .
- A personal insult about someone 's eating habits .
Answer:
A personal insult about someone 's eating habits .
IN: I already knew I was kind of like Sarah Silverman , both in how I look and how I act , but then I saw this promo . That is * exactly * what I do when I ' m frustrated . I showed it to Corina , and she spun around and pointed at me .
What led Corina to spin around and point at her friend after seeing the promo ?
OPTIONS:
- She was amazed at the similarity between Sarah Silverman and her friend
- She was upset with her for friend for illegally downloading the promo
- She had already seen the promo and was trying to alert her friend to this
- She was annoyed because her friend knows she hates seeing Sarah Silverman

OUT: She was amazed at the similarity between Sarah Silverman and her friend
" " No its ok its not"lol . Maria shoing us her pants in the toilet was pretty much the highlight of my night . I actually went gay for like a full minute . Finished the night with some tasty spot chips and cheese as is the custom .

OPTIONS:
- Angry
- Despressed
- Content
- None of the above choices .
Answer the following question: How may I be feeling right now ?

Content
Problem: Jane Austen " feast " was amazing . Our last high table dinner last night was lovely . Pimms on the lawn was great , much better than our typical lecture . I had four ... probably should n't have but eh one of my last moments with Pimms .

What may be the reason why these are the last moments with Pimm ?
OPTIONS:
- Because they are moving away .
- Because they do n't have time for anyone .
- None of the above choices .
- They look up to them too much .

A:
Because they are moving away .