input: Write a positive yelp review (OPTIONS:
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output: This is the best American Chinese food we have had in the valley. Anytime we want great Chinese food, we drive here. It's out of the way but we'll worth the drive. Today I ordered the Peking Pork & House fried rice. My GF had the sweet & sour chicken. Each dish was amazing and worth adding to your next dining experience. The service is always exceptional. This is our favorite place for American Chinese food.
input: Write a negative yelp review (OPTIONS:
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output: Talk about annoying - the wait staff, especially. No, it's not the service. It's the gimmicky, corny and self-humiliating "dances" they perform for their customers every few minutes. I guess eating mediocre food in peace isn't good enough. The disco, flashing lights come on. That's your warning. It's also a free headache, compliments of Joe's. Then, there's clapping, hooraying, twisting, turning to music like the Village People. Absurd. The food isn't that much better, either. Instead of a headache, you get to walk away with an upset stomach. Maybe it's the combo. Smile and nod. "Yes, I'd like to order the Bucket of Shrimp with the I Want to Puke Music and Dancing." So, why 2 stars? Beer. It's about beer - all about beer. Since it's Oct, everyone and their mother has a special pumpkin ale available. The one in the pic on the menu looked like the perfect mix to wash down bad service and even badder (yes, i said it) food. The waitress recommended Sam Adam's Oktoberfest instead. She brought me two huge samples of each... they probably both, together, made up a 1/2 pint! I was buzzed before I placed my order! She was right, though. Sam Adam's is what to order. I picked at my crab-stuffed shrimp, polished off the steamed veggies and washed the rice down with Oktoberfest that, almost, made the entire experience worth it. What i wouldn't give right now for another pint of Oktoberfest. (But I'll be damned if I'm going back to Joe's to get it.)
input: Write a negative yelp review (OPTIONS:
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output:
Worst bank/cu I've ever used. Fees for everything!! They're just crooks trying to rip off hard-working people.