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An example of an negative review: This place is watered down. First you get packed into cafeteria style seating elbow to elbow. Then the lights dim for 15 minutes of prerecorded "goofy" ads for the club you're already in and a video about the rules. At this point I was upset that I had to sit through movie theater style advertisements with no drink and no wait staff yet. Really sitting through their 15 minutes of movie theater style ads put me off the most. It was just so impersonal and cold. Hallelujah the server is here! Two drink minimum is standard at comedy clubs so that is fine. There are no prices anywhere on the menu and when I ask cocktails are "13-15 dollars but we only use top shelf liquor." Pricey! I can see why they don't list the prices. A bad venue doesn't make a comedian less funny but the sour taste you'll be left with (for $13-$15) makes it hard to go in with a positive attitude. I will be going to any of the other local clubs from now on.

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An example of an negative review: My hubby and 2 other couples ate at the cafe last week. The waiting time wasn't bad just about 10-15 minutes, but the food was tasteless, and service was very slow even when the cafe was semi-empty. Total time to get water and menus was about 20 minutes and way much longer to get our food. For the money we paid for breakfast we expected a lot more. My omelette was cold and my hubby's plate was just mediocre. The only good dish we had was a single pancake my husband ordered. It was fluffy and it melted in my mouth.

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An example of an negative review: Slow slow slow, you will wait for at least 25 mind to 40 min before food arrives, the restaurant is also filthy. Floors are messy and so are tsbles.

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An example of an positive review: The donuts are still great, but the shop is no longer 24/7. They close at 10pm on weekdays and midnight on weekends.