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Output: Food was bland. Only offered complimentary beer for dinner. Vanilla soft serve didn't work. Crappy selection. Do not eat here!

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Output: My family and I had to eat at this little restaurant while visiting because a) were from Hawaii b) so badly craving a loco moco and some spam! Its a small restaurant up stairs, and really inexpensive food. If you are missing loco grindz (food) and need you portuguese sausage, saimen, loco moco, beef stew, etc fix- this is your place. Its inexpensive, away from the smokey casino and you're bound to run into other Hawaii locals.

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Output: Worst dining experience of my life. I wish I could say that was an exaggeration. Went on a first date here thinking it'd be a fun place to nosh and chat. However, our waitress didn't even take our drink order for 20minutes, but she did swing by to tell us she'd be back to take it. After another 10 minutes with no drinks my date got up and asked the hostess to bring us our drinks. She did, and then we kindly asked her to send our waitress over to take our order (as that had not happened either). When the food finally arrived it was so tainted by our poor service we had no desire to eat it. Our waitress never came back to us, never asked how we were doing, nothing. Wish the food had been worth it to stay after all that, but it wasn't. We were very very disappointed. We got up and left. The manager was nice enough to comp our meal, but it didn't make up for it. Worst first date ever? Yes. Second date? Nope. Thanks Nacho Daddy.

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Located just a few blocks from Concordia, it's tucked away on a side street ensuring cheap rent and awesome prices for some really delicious food. The Tandori chicken was my favorite especially when eating it with garlic nan. It was a little intimidating the first time since the menu/ordering process wasn't totally clear for the buffet line, but when I approached with a deer in the headlights look the guy manning the cash register sorted me out. For a treat I picked up a mango lassi which was decent enough for being more than an ocean's distance from any mango trees. Thali works well as a quick and grungy establishment to stuff your gourd and carry on with your day. The food is cheap, portions are large, and it's on your plate within minutes. Thali also works when you are hankering for Indian food, not the best I've had but a decent approximation. Bottom line, I'll be back for plenty more food at this hidden gem.