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An intentional move to fuel the corporatized celebrity chef disease that has overtaken the wasteland of Vegas. Waited in a really long line for something that Gordon Ramsey would have been ashamed of had he not sold his soul to the devils of Sin City.

ROASTED JALAPENO POPPERS - Cheddar bacon, cheddar ranch, one fiery surprise

I think Gordy was trying to showcase his Michelin 3 star plating techniques by serving each popper in its own shot glass. Unfortunately this was about as exciting as it got for this appetizer. I love jalapenos, and these were soft and smoky, but the breading and the sauce struck me as quite low-end--greasy, cheap, & fake.

FARM BURGER - duck breast bacon, English sharp cheddar, fried egg

Mnnn, duck breast bacon!? Meh, not so much. It was overly salty and so strong that it detracted rather than contributed. The sharp cheddar went practically unnoticed (perhaps not sharp enough?). And while my companion's Farm Burger had a gloriously runny yolk, mine did not, which pissed on the entire experience. It wasn't ugly, but I'm sure that Gordy wouldn't have been satisfied.

TRUFFLE PARMESAN FRIES - Hand cut fries, truffle Parmesan, truffle salt, truffle aioli

These hand-cut fries tasted almost identical to the kind you can get in the frozen section of the grocery store. Sprinkling dry Parmesan on top didn't make it any more glamorous, plus none of it stayed on when you picked up a fry. And I didn't taste any truffle in the Parmesan or in the salt. It was served with some ketchup (meh) and truffle aioli, which was actually pretty good because it actually tasted truffly.

SHAKE #4 - Creme brulee pudding, Oreo shake, Oreo cookie

This was a lovely visual experience, but it didn't taste as pretty as it looked. The Oreo shake portion was passable, but the Creme brulee pudding was essentially just really thick Jello Instant Vanilla pudding, which no hint of burnt goodness.

ALL IN ALL:

Really, Gordy--have you ever eaten here? The food isn't awful, but do you really consider it worthy of your namesake? I wouldn't slap my name on any restaurant that I wasn't personally managing & vouching for. In doing so, you've diluted your brand, and in the end, people will view BurGR for what it really is--a mirage in the city of illusions.
3 stars