IN: I want her to treat me with respect which is what everyone deserves and has the right to in a relationship . I want her to realize I ' m not perfect , I ' m human , that I 'll make mistakes and I 'll let her down but never on purpose , and that she wo n't chastise me if I do , do those things . I want someone who enjoys life and does n't always sit on the couch all day log like a lump , someone who likes going for walks with no goal in mind but does n't mind a day to " veg " every once and while after a couple long hard days . People get depressed and have tough times but I do n't want someone I have to spend all my free time cheering .
What may be the reason for them not being happy in their relationship ?

OUT: They 're sick of their partner being depressed .

IN: The clear day revealed a cerulean sky so brilliant it infused the scene with the aura of omniscience . The Mona Lisa of skies . I made the last turn and saw the cabin , set back about 50 feet from the rail fence that lined the road . I pulled onto the shoulder and a sign on the gate caught my eye .
The speaker could be described as someone who

OUT: None of the above choices .

IN: Did the audience care ? Absolutely not ! The whole idea is to be FUNNY and the audience does n't care if it 's an old joke or one manufactured to be new ( using an old joke premise ) as long as they are entertained . Nothing new is under the sun , but I am the first to admit that we must keep joke files ( especially if you are working for kids ) and to rewrite and revamp jokes and material . How you change a joke makes it more your own than actually inventing the joke premise ( which was probably invented in vaudeville days or before ) .
What will the narrator do next time on stage ?

OUT:
They will use some reworked jokes .