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An example of an negative review: I had fond memories of dining at the Imperial Garden... back in the 1990s, when I didn't really have access to more "exotic" and interesting foods. I've been to this location twice within the past year or so - once for lunch with a coworker, and once for dinner with friends last night. + Huge establishment - impressively big + Quick to be seated + Server was friendly + Waters were refilled quickly + Decent selection of bottled beers/drinks - Massive menu, but not really... many identical dishes on the menu, with different protein options - Food/dishes very salty, but otherwise bland in flavor. No spice, no interesting flavors/tastes - Sea bass dish tasted extremely fishy; sea bass should be "clean" and non-fishy - Duck was very fatty - extremely fatty - Red Pepper Chicken ("very spicy") had zero flavor and was drowned in pasty brown sauce - Service became extremely slow/absent after we received our entrees. Took us 30+ minutes to get checks, pay, and leave - entrees arrived at 7:15pm, we left at 8:15pm. I'm glad the four of us split entrees last night... I would've been really disappointed had I ordered something for myself. It's just... not very good. Guessing this place caters to folks who want to eat adventurously without really doing so. The food is sub-par; this place is resting on some large laurels. I'd much prefer a flavorful Thai or Indian dish. Won't be back.

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An example of an negative review: When drinking, strip clubs sound great don't they? This one was down the street so i went. On a Friday night i expected it to be busy, it wasn't. It also didn't have the best talent walking around either. The girl on the stage looked intoxicated and didn't really do, much. She shimmed a bit. Now i'm a girl btw. So I'm no perv. But i could have done better up there. I did convince two girls two smile, helped one with her bra and made one girl's night by buying the horrible drink she recommended, Vodka tonic. A lap dance later from a busty at the seams woman named Daisy (yep i'll called her out) I wanted to drink somewhere else. Luckily I made it out with no viral diseases..

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An example of an positive review: This restaurant originates from Texas and they have some of the best chicken tenders I have ever had. If you are from Texas and a fan of shiner which you can't get in too many places, they serve shiner here. The restaurant is new and so there are some kinks with the wait staff but that is to be expected. The pricing is really reasonable and the atmosphere is nice, I wouldn't call it "swank" but definately on par with your Outback or Texas Roadhouse type chain.

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An example of an negative review: i went and got my eyebrows done here, and they did a disgusting job. My eyebrows don't have very much of an arch in them, but when i got my eyebrows done previously, the "eyebrow artist" made due, which was awesome! tell me why i walked out of the salon with rainbow arches for eyebrows?? oh. and i paid near $70 for them to f*ck up my hair. no thanks. thankfully my good friend does hair and isn't a dumbass about wax... and shapes, so she fixed me up. the stuff is overpriced and they did a very shoddy job. and then the gir gave me attitude after i gave her a tip. um excuse me, be happy i gave you 15%... i shouldn't have given her anything.