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An example of an positive review: Valentin does phenomenal work! I ordered a couple of cheap suits online for a deal that was too good to pass up and he made them look like a million bucks. He took all the tags off and hemmed the pants and now I am stylin' and profilin'! I will definitely be back soon!

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An example of an positive review: Love this place! It is a blessing and very reasonably priced.

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An example of an positive review: Meat pies were one of the highlights of our trip to Australia/New Zealand. The only disappointment we had in discovering this place is that we didn't find it earlier

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An example of an negative review: Over-priced. Over-cooked. Over-staffed. This was my first and last time visiting a Joe's Crab Shack. The food itself was barely edible. I ordered a Sam Adams Steam Pot. My lobster was over-cooked, and the clams included were about the size of a nickel. Laughable. My fiance ordered the KJ Steampot. This was appealing being scallop lovers, and the scallops pictured on the menu looked quite large and terrific. However, those were not the scallops we received. The scallops we received were rubbery, and about the size of a quarter. How they were pictured http://imagizer.imageshack.us/v2/800x600q90/843/47cv.jpg What we received http://imagizer.imageshack.us/v2/800x600q90/855/q0n7.jpg The entire time we were there, the wait staff was just awkwardly standing around. It was about 7pm. Dinner time, and we were only one of about 3 tables being serviced. Despite the place being over-staffed, it took the food forever to come out. After this experience I will not be returning, and I would advise anyone else to stay away as well.