Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: Monday night. Service overall was 1 star. The host at the elevator was friendly. The rest of the staff was neutral to unfriendly, specially the receptionist. Water service and bread service came once, Bread was not stale but cold, (four varieties though). Waiter came twice. Appetizer came promptly but food took 50 minutes. Fish looked slightly over done. The overall experience costing well over $250 was by far bellow par.
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A: Fine, because I'm tired of this place having such a high rating from fake reviews, I'm going to review my attempt to eat there. We went by last week, walked over there, and the owner was outside. He told us that they had a soft opening the night before and that they would be open Monday at 4pm for dinner. Ok pops, we'll be back at 4 on Monday. So Monday rolls around and we are starving by the time we get home from work at 4. We walk over and there are two "chefs" standing around in the doorway chatting it up while smoking. We walk up and are like...WTF? And the guy tells me that the owner is out buying ingredients and that they might open at 5. So I ask to see a menu and he says "we don't have menus" Excuse me? "We type them up the day of..." Well that seems horribly inefficient and like a waste of paper. So how am I supposed to know what you have to eat and if I want to come here? Ya...that's what I thought. So even though your horribly tacky sign with a car on it (that conveniently doesn't say your name) says you'll be open at 4, you're not open. And even though you guys are the cooks, you don't know what's on the menu for the night. That sounds like a recipe for disaster. I'm on a budget so I'm not just going to walk into your place and eat. I want to see a menu before I walk in. Get your act (and your website) together and maybe I will be back. Until then, I will just walk by and grab a sub at Calabria.
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer: 2 of us. Back for second time. First time, no probs. except a bit slow. Had 50 min. Ordered three promptly (5th minute): Primo, Ca roll and sashimi. At the 25th minute, got Primo rolll, Very nice. Service all around us continued, but not at our table... We said that we were on a deadline. 45th minute, got CA roll and cancelled sashimi, boxed the CA roll. paid and were off. The tables around us, all men, were flush with food and one came after us. Not good. Another similar complaint earlier. Are you listening? Please fix. With a soda, the check was almost $30. plus tip for those two rolls. I do not stiff... and we were hungry still.
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Output: I feel like such an idiot. We went on Monday to Marquee and they had their VIP line wait while the club filled to capacity. 2 hours later (don't ask why we stuck it out, I still have no clue) the club did not honor the guest list because it was after midnight by the time we arrived. So guys paid the special VIP rate of $40 and girls paid $20. Marquee is a 7,000 capacity nightclub, and there were probably 10,000 people crammed in. The VIP area IS the dance floor, but if you don't get a VIP wristband (which we did not, because we were after the midnight cutoff), security does not let you onto the floor. You're basically allowed to walk around the perimeter and go buy drinks. Felt a little scammed.
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output: Everything bar the wings and pina coladas was below average. BUT the wings were soooo good.
Problem: What would be an example of an positive (OPTIONS:
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Answer:
We sought out a lunch place for after our Vegas arrival so we thought the view and food of Mon Ami Gabi would be a nice way to start the weekend. For the most part it was. We were told that if we wanted to get started now we could sit we could sit inside or wait 30 mins and sit outside. We were hungry so screw it we'll sit inside...we walked..and walked...and walked and found ourselves outside much to our surprise! So we were in the covered patio. Perfect - just barely under the awning, avoiding the scorching Sun. This is definitely a place to be seen...especially if your penchant for attention-whoredom is working on whatever day you're there. The service here is pretty good - despite forgetting a beer that got hidden behind several other drinks, our waitress was very knowledgeable about the wine selections and even let me taste before deciding. I think that deserves some merit. Their wine of the week was a Layercake Cotes-du-Rhone. Apparently the wine maker came from Barossa valley in Australia but started a vineyard in France. Very good with the food. On to the food! Started with the butter lettuce salad with citrus vinaigrette. There is something that feels sophisticated about cutting your lettuce up rather than just constantly stabbing at veggies. My girl thought the dressing was too oily. I liked it and thought it was pretty good but nothing that would blow you away. It was a bit too warm for soup but the french onion soup looked as good as the Yelp reviews made it sound from looking at what others were ordering. For our main courses we shared sandwiches - they had a special which was a turkey sandwich with brie and orange marmalade. Sounded great so we got that. Everything was pretty good except the turkey. I thought it was a bit of a step up from butterball. It wasn't bad, but I thought they should put a bit more effort into that turkey. The Croque Monsieur here is AMAZING. Holy crap - I've had these several times before...maybe at 4-5 different restaurants but this was far and away the best. The cheese gratinee on top was great - the ham was very flavorful. If you're in the mood for a sandwich you need to try this sandwich. They'll do it "Madame" style if you prefer as well. Great lunch spot - comparing it to something more local to me, like left bank, I'd say this appears to have much of the same appeal - (what is supposed) standard french fare with the to-be-expected American concessions. Definitely a relaxing, memorable experience.