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Output: Have wanted to try this place for a while, so my co-workers and I decided to stop in for an early lunch today. We were the only people in the restaurant for most of our visit. Our server was a very friendly, bearded gentleman, and the food was delicious. Unfortunately, the overall experience was not a good one due to high ticket times. We ordered pretzel appetizers and they took FOREVER. Our server apologized numerous times for this and said that he would take care of them for us. However at the end, the pretzels were still on our bill. The rest of the food arrived in a fairly reasonable amount of time after the pretzels, and was delicious. But by the time we finally got our checks and paid, we had been there for over an hour. It was baffling to me since they weren't busy and I left with a bad taste in my mouth. So disappointed, since I love German food, but I don't think I'll be going back.

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Output: Reuben sandwich w salad AND soup and all three totally bland! I'm sad that I didn't enjoy this place because I LOVE delis. Damn.

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Output: As a female, the male service clerk was condescending and tried to rip me off, I've continuously have had problems here. They put tires on my car and the next day it broke down. I took it to a trusted mechanic and they said new tires never should have been put on this car because the frame is so rusted it's about to crack in half. Firestone did a full auto check and never said one word about the unsafe rusted frame. East side Firestone is where I go: Bill is extremely helpful.

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This is a great place to grab a yummy healthy lunch. I took my dad here on his birthday and he absolutely loved it! My favorites is the BLT Plus and a bowl of one of their soups....soooo goood!