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An example of an positive review: Hands down one of the best Hambergers I've ever had. Charred on the outside,juicy on the inside. The meat was fresh and flavorful, and the French roll held up and didn't get soggy. Can't wait to come back through Phx to get another.

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An example of an negative review: I ventured over to Hash House while I was in Vegas for the weekend. I expected great things since I had seen photos and heard only good things about the place. Maybe that depended on the location? I ordered the Sage Fried Chicken and Waffles, and when it came it looked delicious. The look was much different than the taste unfortunately. The chicken, although moist, was extremely bland. There were sprigs of fresh sage sticking out of the top, but where was the sage flavor? The waffles were dry, chewy, and too savory for my liking. Also, I didn't mind the fried leeks, there were just too many of them on the plate. Basically I paid $16.95 for a pretty presentation.

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An example of an negative review: I went back, I was at the mall, alone. Sigh what a waste of money and calories. I got the chocolate and salted caramel. I was excited to see the salted caramel as I loved it at another cupcake place. Why did I not make the connection to the white frosting of the last one I ate here? You know that feeling on your tongue when you eat trans fats? The coating it leaves behind? Yep, the salted caramel. No flavor in the frosting but a heavy coating on my tongue. Gross. And I didn't taste any salt they really should be slightly salty. The chocolate was okay. They are $3.75 and really big but just not that good. They do a nice job with the texture of the cake but I worry that is achieved with cisco. I'll take a drier or lighter texture if it's made with butter any day. Oh and still not a warm welcome, just a stare.

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An example of an negative review: My husband took me to Otto's for my birthday on 1/26/11. Our waiter seemed very haired, but we were not in a hurry with our meal, so we were content to wait longer than usual for our food. The meal began well with the basil, prosciutto wrapped shrimp being wonderful, as well as the tomato soup. Our main entrees (the filet mignon with the Parmesan french fries) was good. The steak was acceptable, but the fries far out shadowed it--they were crisp and delightful! All of this changed when we ordered our desserts. I ordered my favorite--the Strawberry Napoleon and my husband ordered the pistachio cake. He enjoyed his and I was just having a bite of mine, when I noticed the texture of the custard was off. I took the layers apart to find out what was going on and the middle layer of "fresh" custard easily came off of the philo dough because it was completely dried and rubbery on one side. I flagged down the waiter and told him my concern. His only response was--"Well, no one else has complained". No apology was given, no option for a reduced cost on my desert. Wow, is this what fine dining is all about? Trying to hide the old scummy custard in the middle of the dessert in hopes that no one will notice because of laziness. I wonder if the waiter would feed this dried old food to his mom?? This made a huge damper on the evening. My husband paid the bill and we vowed that we will not be back for a long time. There are many other restaurants that hold the food to a higher standard for the same amount of money.