input question: How can you open those terrible impossible to open plastic containers merchandise is sold in?

output answer: Use a can opener, simply latch the opener on and twist it along the top or bottom edge of the package.

input question: To identify burl when looking in the woods,

output answer: look for large, chaotic and round lumps growing off the base of the trunk.

input question: How to pierce your ears.

output answer:
Use pre-packaged 70% isopropyl alcohol swabs to clean your ear. Mark the spot and grab a sterile piercing needle. Pick out your piercing earrings. Place a bar of soap behind earlobe. Take a deep breath and stick the piercing needle smoothly through your ear. Put the earring in right away and remove the piercing tool.