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An example of an positive review: My wife and I have made this place part of our routine Mesa haunts. We don't go there every week; but we go there enough to know that you wait for a table unless it is before 5 p.m. or a weekday. I usually gravitate to heartier fare, and since I LOVE pesto I could only recommend the Pesto Penne Bake; I usually get it with sausage. My better half always gets the "Alfredo The Dark" which is a spicy southern style alfredo; if you like heat and alfredo, this is a perfect marriage of the two!! We don't get drinks but half of the time we do get a Pizookie and the bill never makes it above $40.00. That being said, I almost forgot; if you like cookies than you better try the Pizookie!! This is the best fresh outta' the oven cookie with ice cream that not even your own Mom could ever replicate!!! I have seen Pizookie addicts, hell I married one!!! Let me tell you, once you have tried the pizookie you will understand the Cookie Monster's struggle!!

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An example of an negative review: I hate getting my hair cut. I always make far too big a deal of it. And the problem with a place like Edinburgh is you either get expensive salons like Toni & Guy or really really cheap barbers that give you a bowl cut. So when I moved to Marchmont at the start of my third year at uni I was pleasantly surprised to find this place. A sort of mid-rage, not dirt cheap but not really expensive hairdressers. Well ladies and gents, you get what you pay for. Not the worst hair cut I've ever had but I've certainly never been back. They were all very pleasant and everything but they're just not that good at cutting hair unfortunately. Not mine anyway.

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An example of an negative review: The 4 of us went here on a Friday afternoon mid August. It was my son's 20th birthday and we did the whole call ahead seating and also mentioned it was his birthday. Well we get there around 1:30 and the place has barely any people in it. It's not like the Claim Jumper of prior that I remember. Usually this place is busy. Anyway, we had one lady take our drink order and then she said she was passing us off to another server. I figured maybe her shift was over......but yet they just opened at 11:00 a.m. So we get our drinks and we proceed to order. We got the shrimp avocado dip, a bbq chicken salad, a chicken pasta dish, a mini pizza and garden salad and sliders. When I order my pizza I get the whole spiel about it being a mini pizza and only 4" basically I guess trying to upsell. I say I'm fine with it being a mini and our server stops pressing. I guess they train the staff to do this since the table behind us ordered a mini pizza also and I heard the same speech given to them. Another annoying aspect was when my son ordered his salad and his GF ordered her pasta dish, the server said "I will give you the lunch portion on that. It's a bit smaller but also cheaper" or something along those lines. I'm thinking "No sh** they want the lunch version. One, it's lunchtime and TWO the hostess opened our menus right to the lunch section before handing us the menus." The dip was okay. It was sort of like ceviche. It was good but a bit hot. The jalapenos for me anyway were a bit much. My garden salad was just ok. I mean, you could tell it had been pre-made and stored in a freezer/fridge. The lettuce leaves had that see through type quality when you try to freeze then defrost it. And the croutons were sweet. It was kind of odd. So we get our main order. My husband's sliders were just barely ok. He seemed to like them, however I think McDonald's makes a better burger. The fries were good though. My son's salad was huge (you could definitely split even the lunch size) and tasted okay. He really seemed to enjoy it. The pasta dish was a big portion also but a bit bland. And my tomato basil pizza was just barely okay. I wanted a side of marinara with it but our server never came back. We had to flag down another person just to grab a side of sauce. The kicker was at the end no mention of a Happy Birthday or anything. This was after we specifically mentioned it to the hostess. The only other time we saw our waiter was when he brought the bill and came to get the payment. Our bill came to $66 and change. I will NOT be going back. It's funny because prior to getting our food my husband and I were asking the waiter about a vegetarian menu since we were thinking of bringing my husband's niece here to eat. However, after what I feel was a lack of good service and just barely okay food, I won't be heading there anytime soon. I'm just glad my son seemed to like it and I just held my tongue until I could come on here and vent.

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An example of an negative review: I will keep this short and sweet and to the point. 1. Their design is nice and what you may be looking for. 2. When they developed our website - they went over budget by over double what we said we had and fought us on the fact that we should pay up. 3. They never finished the site properly - they only did what they thought was enough to say the site was complete. The site is still not functioning with our forms and lead generation. Ben talks a great game at the "sales" portion and then when it comes to the project management and making sure the the site is complete with customer satisfaction - they fail miserably. I will not recommend anyone and go out of my way to tell anyone my horror story..