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Output: Blows/reBlows Just like Nine05 and Fate, this place will be closed down soon. The only difference is that this place will close even faster. Surprising really, because Fez and Switch are pretty good. The food and service at Bliss was absolutely dreadful. I sat down and asked the server what the Rotating tap of Sierra Nevada was. He said "what's Sierra Nevada?, is that a beer?" Where the hell did they find this server? Are you serious? How do you not know what Sierra Nevada is?? He goes to the bar to ask what it is, he comes back and says "its a brown ale, like octoberfest" I ask: "Is it Tumble?" He says, "oh yeah, thats what they called it." Ok, how the hell do you forget the name of the beer from the bar to my table, its like 20 feet! This server is the dumbest thing ever... I hope this kid falls face first into the fryer. Then we ask him how a few things are: He says, "the burger is ok, thats my style." Then he proceeds to tell me "Well, i sold a lot of this, and a lot of that." Look sparky, i didnt ask how sales were, i want to know whats good. If a parade of fools came in and ordered 200 poopwiches, that makes them a good seller, still doesnt make them good! CaPish? I ordered the Veggie Sandwich... The eggplant was soggy, the bread was burnt (see my pic)... the carrot slaw was SO covered in garlic crap, that it was not edible. I didnt even eat a quarter of the food. They cleared the plate without even asking how it was. Seriously... i cannot fathom ever going back to this place. I wish i could give this less than 1 star.... it deserves a -5. Epic Fail.

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Output: Cheba Hut is the culinary equivalent of writing 4:20 on your binder. Each time I enter, I wince with embarrassment as I see the walls littered with marijuana-themed posters and action figures. I have a personal theory that most of the drug slang this place uses comes from those awareness pamphlets that they hand out at high schools. The reason being, their slogan is, "Where the only thing fried is the occasional customer," and they toss other puns around like "toasted." I don't think anyone's referenced someone as being "totally fried" or "toasted" for a good 25 years or so. Their interpretation of stoner culture is very much whitewashed and made fun for the whole family. The ambience is not very pleasant if you are, in actuality, stoned. They usually blast heavy metal really loud. Even worse, it's a heavy metal radio station so you also get to hear idiotic radio banter. Talk about a buzzkill! On the flipside, Cheba Hut's sandwiches are really good. They are delicious. There's no doubt about it. I remember the first time I came in, they asked me what kind of bread I wanted and I asked what my options were. The cashier told me they had garlic bread. I then said, "Whoa, that sounds bomb." He then said, "Yeah. It is. It's really bomb." You know what? He was right. I always have to fight rolling my eyes, though when I look at the menu because, man, every single thing is pot-themed. It gets to be a bit much and I always feel like a jackass when I order, "Yeah, uh, could I get an 8 inch endo? Duhhhhhh...." I do also like that there's only one drink size. I don't have to put any thought at all into what lid I'm going to put on my cup. Cheba Hut in a nutshell: Embarrassing theme, really good sandwiches.

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Output: Came all the way from Gilbert due to the proximity to the Talking Stick Casino/Wandering Horse Buffet that I wanted to visit another time as it was so..damn..goood... Came ridin in on my motorcycle with some crazy ass long scraggly helmet hair - Phil was tied up so I was taken care of by a very friendly woman who has been cuttin and stylin since she was 14! Very pleased with my new, clean style - and may keep makin the long ass trip for an excuse to frequent that freakin delicious buffet down the street!

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Holy CRAP was this place packed today!! It's gotten astronomically popular since it arrived in this location about two or three years ago, and despite being a decent-sized establishment, if you arrive dead on at midday you're in for at least a five to ten min wait unless you're lucky. Just like I wrote in my review of Vogue Bistro, I felt like I wasn't dressed appropriately, although this time it was because while I was wearing brown camo cargo pants and a grey t-shirt, seemingly everyone else there - both typical patrons and servers alike - were dressed like they were starring in a Wiggles on-stage production. I'm a big fan of the Chicken Tikka Masala, which I've been ordering ever since it was an experiment listed on a sheet of A4 paper attached to the main menu; it's now a regular item. I also get the caramelized cauliflower with tahini which is utterly delicious. I'm NOT a big fan of cheap, sh1tty tattoos though, and I saw a whole stack of those too. Today was more or less a day like any other. Met the wife here, sat down, were promptly served our food. I went for the lavosh shawarma wrap instead of my usual since I'm trying to cut down on carbs (a very slight cutdown.. whatever!) but did get the cauliflower too. The cauli was different today. For a start, they brought it out on a full-sized plate, whereas it's normally served on a side-item-sized plate. Was fine with me as the wife usually shares it. While the lavosh wrap was absolutely delicious as I remember it being, the tahini sauce that went along with the cauli was weirdly sweet. Like it had sugar or syrup mixed in with it. Usually it's a more tan color and savoury, but this time it was more on the amber/orange side. When the server passed by I asked him whether the recipe had officially changed - he said no, and that they might have overdone one of the ingredients in the kitchen, but he definitely noticed the difference in color too. I said I was asking because I wouldn't order it again if it tasted the same, but I'm a big fan of the usual sauce. He said he'd check with the kitchen. Not more than a couple of minutes later he comes back carrying a giant dessert plate with a slice of duo-tone baklava on it, covered in giant sultanas (aka golden raisins, I believe) and dusted in cinnamon powder by way of compensation. Jesus on a pogo stick. Chevy Chase could have tobogganed down a snowy hill on the bastard. It was delicious - I shouldn't have eaten it but I did. Even the wife, who isn't a big fan of baklava, took a couple of bites and proclaimed that it was the best baklava she had ever had. Very nice of them to do this, especially being so busy. Double-size side item plate and a comped dessert for two - you folk in Liberia are sure missing out! Definitely coming back (I would have anyway, I had no major problem with the meal). I thoroughly recommend this place, it's a great all-round location if you want reasonably healthy macrobiotic stuff in a funky kind of atmosphere, long as you don't mind some of the saddest tattoos you'll probably ever see. They thoroughly deserve their high rating and a Yelp ambassador should consider giving them one of those "People love us on Yelp!" stickers that are inexplicably given to other places such as Mr Goodcents. Although, if you want proper fresh Greek, Greek Wraps just up the road trumps them. I'd rock up there for a chicken kabob wrap on their freshly baked pita any day of the week. And no, owner of Chicago Gyros, they didn't pay me to say that. BTW, Greek Wraps did a giant renovation around Christmas last year, the place is almost literally three times bigger. Now if only Haji Baba's would renovate that rancid cesspit they call a restroom..