Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer: New to the neighborhood here in Phoenix. I was looking forward to checking it out. Burgers ... Just OK. Milkshake ... Really good. Service ... Just OK. Sad to say I won't be back (unless all I'm craving is a milkshake). Culver's is much better for burgers and fries and their service is five stars everyday. Just say'in ...

Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer: Good food, fun atmosphere, horrible service. Our waiter, a perfect blend of ironic hipster and passive aggressive Midwestern fake nice, rushed us through the end of our meal and made us feel like we had to leave even though there were plenty of empty tables and no one waiting for them. He kept hounding us to pay the check and was incredibly rude. We were told that the manager was out for personal reasons so basically no one was in charge. The bar tender listened politely but really didn't care that our waiter was a jerk. Our bill was not adjusted in any way to compensate. It's too bad since it's a fun spot but I'm not going to pay good money for bad service from someone who couldn't care less about my dining experience. Fail.

Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer:
On our last day at Mandalay Bay Convention Center, we hadn't eaten since breakfast and needed a little bite to eat so I found the food court outside the convention hall near the Shark Reef attraction. I ordered two burgers and learned that they do not just sell burgers. You have to get a burger with fries. Everything is so overpriced! The burgers sadly, were quite undercooked. I ate some parts of the perimeter of the burger but couldn't eat anywhere near the center. It was gross. It was such a long walk to go back to the food court from where our booth was, so we just said screw it and threw it away. $29 and change for two undercooked burgers, fries and one sprite. Yucka!