Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Example Input: People are skiing down a hill and keep falling down and sliding down the hill. A person
Example Output: walks into frame waking him.

Example Input: A large stage is shown with several instruments pushed up against the wall. All of a sudden, a young lady
Example Output: talks to the camera and begins dancing onto the floor while putting a foosball stick.

Example Input: Someone grimaces as he plays. He
Example Output:
fires through the far crowd.