So , I started the first day on the job at work on Thursday . I got there pretty early because I was n't sure when to really be there . Well , as it turns out , after the first day , I was n't really feeling it .

OPTIONS:
- None of the above choices .
- They will likely love it .
- They will likely quit .
- They will likely show up early every day .
Answer the following question: What does the future have in store at this job for the narrator ?

They will likely quit .

One of my favorite Zen stories is about two monks returning to their monastery . On the way , they came to a wide river that was swollen , because of heavy rains . As they started across , the senior monk noticed a young girl a little ways up . He instantly understood that she would not be able to cross safely , because of the swift current and physical distance .

OPTIONS:
- None of the above choices .
- They are discussing the way of the Buddha .
- They are discussing Christianity .
- They are discussing the way of Christ .
Answer the following question: What type of religious faith or spirituality is the narrator espousing ?

They are discussing the way of the Buddha .

I thought I would break this into bite size morsels ... haha hoo - hoo etc , Bitesize - ' Cakes ' . I -AM- hilarity personified ... Oh yes sir ... So , we 'd agreed Saturday to be our next meeting and that if it was fine weather we would go for a walk on Devils Dyke near Reach and if not to mine to watch Dvds of his bringing . As it turns out the weather , as so often it is in dear blighty , was neither here nor there .

OPTIONS:
- To sell them .
- To watch them .
- None of the above choices .
- To return them .
Answer the following question: Why was he bringing the DVD 's ?

To watch them .

Oh , there were two others , but we told her not to play them because they were a little too happy for a memorial service . The preacher welcomed everyone and encouraged them to speak a bit about the man who had passed away . Then came some family members : one of his sons ( wow ! he had a lot of children for only being fifty .

OPTIONS:
- He started having children at a young age .
- He had multiple baby mothers .
- He started having children late in life .
- None of the above choices .
Answer the following question: What may be the reason why he had so many children at age fifty ?
He started having children at a young age .