Premise:
"you know but i guess my entertainment's television i guess"
Hypothesis: I would say that I never watch television during my down time.

no

Premise:
"Humans have the most annoying tendency to ascribe cutesy attributes to wild creatures."
Hypothesis: Humans tend to ascribe pleasant attributes to wild creatures.

yes

Premise:
"Nor does Soccer Guy seem like an appellation that's likely to go down in the annals of crime alongside Sammy the Bull--or even Paulie Walnuts, that hit man on the Sopranos."
Hypothesis: The soccer guy is worse than the guy on the sopranos
no