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Output: Ugh. Where do I begin? First of all, I had to stay in Vegas for FIVE days (criminal, I know) for work at a certain hellish tradeshow not to be named. The only reason my employer even put us up at a hotel as nice as the Palms is because the Stardust had been recently shut down. I haven't decided yet if that was a good or bad thing. The Palms is so far removed from everything, yet it's a "hip" place to be, so it's hard to drag yourself away after a tiring work day. The Stardust, on the other hand, is also kinda far from the good part of the strip, yet it's so shitty, you make yourself leave. First, the good. Maybe The Palms deserves 2.5 stars, but I'm going low ball here to bring it down a notch in the overall ratings. I stayed in the Fantasy Tower (which is the newer one), which had the most amazingly fluffy king-sized bed with like 17 giant cushy pillows on it. Awesome. There was also a couch, a flat screen TV, and a jacuzzi tub. The TV, however, was shitty--three channels were fuzzy or had sound cut-outs, and there weren't many channels to begin with. And the remote had a 5 second delay (not kidding). OK, OK, I know what you're thinking: So! Who watches TV in Vegas?!?!? Try going for FIVE days, and then get back to me. Onto the bathroom. Quite nice with marble floors, counter, etc and spa tub (ahhhh!). But who was the architect, I want to know? The faucet was so close to the back of the sink that I couldn't wash my hands--let alone my face--without water pouring over the back edge of the sink. And there was limited counter space, so this equated to all my toiletries getting soaked. Also, the towel rack was under the sink--that's fine, but isn't it a bit handier to have your face towel hanging next to or above the sink? OK, so the rooms are NICE. Questionably designed, yes...but nice to be sure. Onto the food. There's a Coffee Bean & Tea Leaf, which should immediately tip you off as to who this hotel is made for. The "food court" area also has a McD's, Ben & Jerry's, and a pizza place and sub shop. This is also where the movie theater is (a nice touch). The 24/7 cafe SUCKED...I had a grilled cheese sandwich there that was hardly edible. How can you screw that up? The Denny's on the strip makes one that is to die for. And it's a DENNY'S for chrissake. The mexican place was sub-par, and the asian fusion place (Lil Buda) had good sushi, but the chinese takes were pretty gross overall. Nove, the Italian place, seems overpriced--we tried to go, but there was an hour and a half wait. Probably the food was decent, though. The casino itself is small, which I rather prefer (it's nice not to get lost every time you try to get back to your room, ya know?), and it has a smattering of bars--a center bar that is somewhat reminiscent of the Hard Rock, a "upscale" lounge bar with cushy seats, and another bar along one wall. Then there's the clubs. I've been to Rain a few times before, but it was always for private parties, so I really enjoyed it (free booze...what's not to love?). I've heard from nearly everyone, however, that it's a total sausage fest most of the time. And it kept closing early while I was staying there. (Like, before California bars, and that's saying something.) Haven't been to the playboy club, but it sounds nice. Oops, sorry for rambling on, but I hope some of you at least find this useful. The Palms is aimed at happenin' chicks around my age, but it just didn't do it for me. Perhaps I expected too much? Ah, well...Next time, you'll find me hanging out at the Hard Rock, a casino that really pulls it off.

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Output: Went to Marquee on January 1st, a day after its official opening on New Years Eve, to see Kaskade and EC Twins. Me and my friends bought presale tickets. $50 bucks for guys and $40 bucks for the girls. Knowing that it was gona be packed we got there at like 8:30 PM (club opened up at 9 PM). When we got there, there was already a huge ass line that I didnt even see the end of, but since we had presale tix our line was only like 10 people deep. A girl came by to us one on one to check our tickets that we printed out and we were inside the club within 10 min of it opening. We took an elevator to God knows what floor. Upon entering there was a bar right as we exited the elevator. Sum of us checked in our coats which was I believe 5 bux per item but don't quote me on that. Walked towards the main room after that where they play all the house music. They've got all the biggest house Dj's in the world playin there like: Eric Morillo, Chuckie, Axwell, Kaskade, Steve Angello, Benny Bennasi, etc. There's two big bars in that main room as well as a dance floor and a shit load of tables for bottle service. In front of the dance floor is a stage like setting where the Dj's spin, and behind them is like a 40-50 ft. LCD screen. Went up to the library which was above main floor since the club was still empty. They got a bar in there with a few tables as well as a pool table which was free to play which we played a few games. Theres also a balcony looking over the dance floor of the main room. Also had a separate DJ playin hip hop. On the bottom floor, theres the Boom Box room which is bigger than the library. It has a bar, dance floor and tables surrounding the dance floor and its own dj playin hip hop. Awkward thing was when you go from floor to floor to each separate room, you have to walk up and down these stairs which isn't good when ur drunk. Finally around midnight or so, they opened the patio in the main floor and it was beautiful. Not as big as the patio in XS, but just as nice in terms of how its decorated. During the summer time they're gona have sum rockin as pool parties in the patio area so start hitting the gym!!! Theres a bunch of cabanas and lounge areas in the patio as well as a couple of bars. One thing I noticed about Marquee is that the girls that went there were all pretty damn good looking. Not sure if it's cuz it was opening weekend and its the newest hottest club or what but i was blown away. Dont remember how much the drinks were but its vegas so you better expect to drop sum money. All in all you gotta check it out especially if you like house music, this place is built for house music on the weekends with all their lights,40 ft. led screen, and sound system. I believe monday nights they have hip hop and r&b performers. GET AT IT!

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Output: Went with some friends with happy hour and was disappointed. The food was not good, the only fish we enjoyed was the eggplant with shrimp. We sent everything else back unfinished, especially the beef carpaccio. The drinks were ok, but had very little alcohol. Overall I would not come back.

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Bleh $14 for a smoothie? Not worth it... I expected it to be amazing but it sure wasn't! I forgot the name of the smoothie I had... But I know it was suppose to have bananas and grapes in it. I didn't even see the lady put those two ingredients in there! That alone made the smoothie super bland especially because the almond butter and coconut water made it super grainy...