Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer: The waiter was fantastic - great sense of humor and attentive without being overbearing. The lunch menu had a lot of interesting items. I got the wild rice and turkey soup - yum with a nice spiciness to it. The buffalo meatloaf was delish and the texas toast topped it all off nicely. My co-worker got the western dip (they dont serve french food) and liked it a lot as well.

Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer: Shopping just got so much easier here!! You no longer have to wait in line at the cash registers! While I was scouring the clearance clothes racks, a sales clerk on the floor approached me. She let me know that I can check out my purchases as long as I am paying with a debit or credit card with anyone on the floor wearing the bright lime green shirts! The lime green shirts stood out so I had no problem spotting a clerk down once I was ready to make a dent in my bank account. They all carry a handheld device that scans your merchandise and once you get ready to pay they scan your card. You can have a printed receipt, have it emailed to you, or both!! No waiting in line. Super convenient! You can also get the same services as the department stores like free alterations if you have their reward card. When I bought a long sundress, the sales clerk at the fitting room suggested that their tailor can hem my dress and finish it while I shopped. Got measured and my dress was ready in 15 minutes! How awesome is that? That's what makes Nordy's the leader in customer service!

Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer:
After popping my Gordon Ramsay cherry I now know what has been missing from my life. One meal at Gordon Ramsay BurGR and I've thought up the greatest restaurant concept of all time: Burgers and Boners. What is Burgers and Boners you ask? It's a Burger and Wing place where the hostesses and waiters/waitresses are scantily clad. What's that? You think this idea is really similar to Hooters? Well, at Burgers and Boners we will actually serve gourmet food instead of frozen wings and shitty beer. Where was I? Ah yes, BurGR. The Farm Burger was incredible. It was perfectly cooked, the duck bacon was crispy and flavorful, and the fries came with a curry ketchup that was both confusing and delicious at the same time. In closing, please do not steal my idea. I will come after you for damages. I know lots of lawyers and you will be sorry. Oh, and don't forget to eat at BurGR. But mainly stay the hell away from Burgers and Boners.