Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: ugh. hilldale dane. we are THROUGH. over an HOUR to get a beer? seriously? and then not acknowledging me when i try to get your attention? granted this is always the case... but ugh. enough. hilldale dane, i tried sososososososo hard to like you. i love your fish tacos. and your tripepper pils and your delectable scotch ale. but not knowing how to make classic drinks? like a sidecar or a hot toddie? and forgetting what i ordered? and NOT checking in on me to see if need anything? what, utensils? why would i ever need those to eat? or taking 3498753948573984735 hrs to get me my check? and that many more hrs to run my credit card? like... it's not that busy. EVER. also. why can't u keep the same waitstaff?? ugh. we are DONE. it's not me. it's you. i'm getting my dane fix downtown or at fitchburg, where i know i'll have fantastic service and don't have to block aside 5 hrs for one meal. jeez.
Q: negative

A: No parking!!!! Unfriendly staff except bartender. He was trying but quite marginal. OMG!!!!! 1 HOUR AND 35 MINUTES OF WAITING AND $120 BAR TAB? REALLY??? Not our first time, gave this place chances after chances before writing it off. The hostess kept telling us 20 minutes, after 20 minutes went by, another 15-20 minutes, etc. We saw people that just walked in get seated before us! Wasn't greeted when we entered, not even a "Hi, can I help you?" Wait area outside or in the bar area. My car is bigger than the bar /waiting area! I don't have a big car! The bartender was the only person in the place that we considered the most friendly. Well, the mango margarita at $12 was okay! Our meal tab was also over $120 for one salad, one appetizer, 1 sandwich, 1 mixed seafood dinner and the slow cooked pork dinner; 2 beers; AND was almost charged for 2 extra beers we had ordered but never got!!! So check your checks!!!!! No one smiles in the place which is filled with beautiful artwork that's for sale! The music is blaring so everyone has to shout to talk to each other. Good thing my husband and our male friend have loud voices. The female waitress, again, seemed like she was having a bad day....or life? Had no interest in our opinions about the food, plates were plopped down on the tables, she came to check on us twice, 2nd time, the guys asked for 2 more beers which never came. The whole experience started at 6:30pm and ended at 10!! Service and the meals didn't match the prices!!!!! Ouch!! A hole in a wall place that leaves a hole in your pocket!!
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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- positive) review?

Answer: This place needs to replace its front of the house people. Wish I could say I was able to try the food. We ordered and paid for the food, waited half hour and that was when they realized our order never got placed to the kitchen. The staff has no clue what they are doing... Even when we asked to be refunded our money so we could leave it took another 10 mins to figure out. Without getting us our food they still made us pay for our sodas. Really ? You made us sit here waiting all this time without food and you can't even give me my full refund? I don't Understand how this place is still in business!
Input: OPTIONS:
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Generate a negative review for a place
Output: My lousy experience with this Jimmy John's started with an overcharge on my debit card. I ordered 1 sandwich and 1 bag of chips for a delivery. The delivery was fast and the food was good, so lets get that out there to be fair. I added an extra star because the food here has always been fine. I logged into my bank account like I normally do, and there was a $19 charge from Jimmy's. That's one expensive sandwich. I called three times. Spoke to "managers" 3 times. My information was taken, and all 3 times, my call was never returned. I went there in person; Once again, my information taken, no call returned. There was a general "I have no idea how to handle this, I'm going to call my boss/area manager" and then nothing. This is really poor customer service. My call should have been returned the first day-a courtesy "I am handling it, I will get your card refunded asap, apologies, etc. Over charging a customer is a big deal. I gave the tip in cash, so I know that I did not key in a wrong amount when I placed my order online. This was their mistake, and no effort was made on behalf of the management to help me. They've lost my business.
input: Write a negative yelp review (OPTIONS:
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- positive).
output: Two stars for their large selection of beer. They have an extensive bottle list but the prices are stadium level high; $14 for a Dog Fish Palo Santo Marron and $8 for Negro Modelo?? come on! But prices weren't the only thing that knocked down my review.... The service... my god... so we had a table for 5 and 3 of us were good to go at the reservation time, I figured that would be enough to get seated. But no... their policy was we needed to have the entire group. This was on a Friday but there were plenty of tables available and they close at 12 so I don't see why this rule isn't flexible. We just wanted to get some appetizers and give you our money! Since two of us were running an hour late, we decided to head back to the Venetian and gamble. Luckily it wasn't a total bust as I won $134 on the monopoly machine. We went back at ~10:30 (might've been 11) with our 5 and... yeah they weren't seating people anymore. So we had to seat in their lounge area. We grabbed a seat from another table (again PLENTY of tables available) and figured we could get a few drinks in before closing time. The first round was quick and on point. Second round not so much... two drinks took well over half an hour to arrive, small apology is all we got, and another was brought without a clean glass. The place was pretty dead so I have no idea why it took so long to get our drinks. But the beer was good and we were no our way. Until we saw the terrible bill. We were double charged for the two drinks that took +30mins to arrive. We had asked for a split check and they weren't even close to be correct. Took us a few minutes to flag her down but she did manage to write down which drinks should be billed to which check. Though she did fight us on the double charges. She kept pointing to my beer and saying I had two of the $14 beers... yeah I would've remember that. She also said "well the bar made two margaritas" and we countered with "well we only ordered one and only one showed up". Took a few more run through and she was annoyed by it but she did fix it so I tipped her the difference. Wish I had the chance to try out the food but with the lousy service maybe it was for the best. I'll go back with a fellow beer lover but the price and service aren't worth for the casual group gatherings.
Problem: What would be an example of an positive (OPTIONS:
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- positive) review?

Answer:
I stayed at IP for my 28th birthday. I was terrified of this place after reading all the negative reviews it got... (bed bugs and klepto housekeepers) But after getting there, I was pleasantly surprised... it's not that bad! The rooms were a little on the smaller side, but the balcony made up for it. The housekeeping staff were very attentive and polite. There were some things I was less than satisfied with: 1. The elevators suck! They are small, slow and rickety. We stayed on the top floor (18th), so you can imagine how much fun we had with that! 2. DO NOT EAT THE FOOD! It was literally some of the worst food I have ever eaten. And it's way over priced... Seriously, go somewhere else! The location is the best part about Imperial Palace. It is centrally located so you are within walking distance to all the major casinos. It's got an awesome daiquiri bar, the RockHouse, that is literally yards away from the front entrance. The drinks are a little spendy, but worth it. All in all, I had a great experience at Imperial Palace and would stay there again.