Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Q: A person is blow drying their hair. They

A: are windsurfing out together.
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Q: Beneath the surface, blackness gives way to light from above, seen through a haze of bubbles, before the blackness closes around him again. His hands

A: move to the altar as someone dances and recognizes him.
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Q: Someone locks eyes with him and draws him forward. They

A:
fall with a single scream.
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