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An example of an positive review: The place is what it is. Young girls with half their boobs hanging out, and short shorts. That's what brings them in the door. Having said that, the girls are very friendly and service is the fastest of any restaurant I have been to for a long time. Not only was our waitress, Lindsay, very nice too us, so were all the other girls when we came in and leaving. Was here with my wife, so wasn't a matter of them flirting for a bigger tip. Food was tasty, not over the top and more of the pub style of menu. For the price of the food, good value. Beats Hooters hands down. Good place for a change.

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An example of an negative review: darn it, wish I would have looked at this before sitting down to eat here. It took an hour for us to get our food served. Food was ok if you like a pound of curly fries served with everything. Mine was ok, ordered fish and chips but looked like the kind you buy at the frozen food section. But I was so hungry I ate them all. Prices seemed overly high considering the wait time and the quality. Also, had some crappy service from the nearby arcade people after buying some ride tickets for virtual nascar, had to get a refund after waiting an hour there. Thats why we chose the cafe cuz we were tired and hungry. Would definitely advise NOT to eat here or use the arcade services.

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An example of an positive review: Dining in the dark? WOW! What an experience. I wish we had something like O Noir in Philadelphia. My experience eating fillet Mignon in the complete darkeness: You order your food and drinks at the lit bar area in the front. After you order, your blind server leads you to your table. You dine in COMPLETE darkness, no cell phones, lighters, watches, etc. We happened to visit on an evening where they had live music, performed by a blind band. This was so interesting. There were a lot of people in the dining room, and I had lost my sense of perception. I also kept looking for light. I kept finding myself looking for a little ounce of light, so I could see something. No luck, eventually I gave up. As far as eating, this part was not as difficult as people think. They cut your food in a fashion that will help you eat with your utensils. They also carefully set up your table, and the place setting is very easy to navigate in the dark. The table even had a hole for your drink. I would do this again. A lot of people who I've told about the experience say they would never want to do something like this. It took a little bit of open-mindedness on my part, but once I got over that - this was a really enjoyable meal.

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An example of an negative review: Down voting from 2 to 1 stars, but only because 1.5 isn't an option. Honestly, if there was a better gym closer to my home I would sign up. The closes one is Planet Fitness, and I don't think I need to explain why I avoid that place but..... The constant broken equipment at this 24hr fitness is getting [expletive] ridiculous. It's a gym, having working equipment is your #1 job. You're not a hotel or community clubhouse with a fitness room, you are a gym! Why is finding a fully function treadmill a game at this gym? Why do some weight machines can sit broken for over a day? Why is the music blaring at such a loud level at 5am and who keeps on putting the station on a craptastic club music? In a month my yearly membership expires, maybe it would be in my best interest to go to Planet Fitness because if they can afford to give out donuts and pizza maybe their equipment actually works.