Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer: I'll make this short and simple for those just doing a quick browse. Narcisse is all about the environment and the decor. The chandeliers, furniture, even the freaking bathroom, its all absolutely gorgeous. Its a place to have a fancy brunch and dress up in your Sunday best. The lighting is bright and happy and the live music (2 dudes playing acoustic songs) was just perfect. Unfortunately for me and you, that's where the positives end. The food is decent but overpriced at $12-14 for tiny eggs Benedict. They also have $10 bottomless bubbly 'but notice that they don't pour you actual champagne - aka its not french- the stuff we had was a Mexican brand, so be prepared to drink about 8 bottles yourself to break even on that deal. Food aside, my biggest issue with Narcisse was the server. For such a swanky place, it took waaaay to long to get any kind of service. I don't know if it was an under staffing issue, but our server (who apparently was also the bartender?) took about 30mins take our orders, another 40mins to get our food and a good 45mins just to give us our checks. It was a painful wait, especially since the restaurant was not packed (or even half full). Thankfully one of the other servers/bus boy passed by our table to fill our champagne as our actual server was nowhere to be found. short version: come for ambiance at the risk of incredibly slow service. Food is mediocre, champagne is Mexican and decor is fabulous.

Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer: I grew up in the Chicagoland area. This is by far the closet thing to Chicago style pizza I've had anywhere outside of there. Whether you have the thin crust or the stuffed, you're eating some of the best pizza in the valley. I've dined at several of their locations, and can't say enough about how good it is. And save room for desert. The Pizookie is fantastic. I highly recommend the peanut butter chocolate chip. There is one negative. If you decide to have something other than the pizza, be warned. The sandwich and pasta portions are huge, and make for lousy leftovers. They never seem to reheat well.

Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer:
If you're pissed that you lost most of your hard earned money on Wheel of Fortune and want one last shot at beating the house, pony up the $85 for this fantastic buffet brunch and follow this strategy... drink at LEASTone bottle (that's about 5 glasses) of the Perrier Jouet Champagne. wholesale cost approx $30/bot eat 5 whole lobsters. wholesale cost approx $5 per lobster assuming they're using the frozen precooked canadian ones eat 6 ounces of american paddle fish caviar. food cost approx $20/oz eat 1 dozen oysters; food cost approx $12/dozen if you're not drunk and puking on the way to the bathroom, at this point come back and try the lobster ravioli, lobster-boursin cheese omelet, eat 4 chops off a colorado lamb rack, then finish with the champagne jello and jumbo chocolate dipped strawberries. if only this place served foie gras....