Problem: gah . i feel like a failure now . i went to bed really really late last night feeling great that i was going to do good today ... so i wake up at 1 in the afternoon feeling totally hungry as hell .. so i make myself a little bit of food .

Why does the narrator feel so guilty about waking up late ?
OPTIONS:
- They feel that they are doing nothing wrong .
- They feel that they are responsible .
- They feel that they are in the right .
- None of the above choices .

A: None of the above choices .
Question:
A two - year college ! how awesome is that ? ) And it 's very popular , so they ' ve been wanting to add a planetarium for the furthering of science edumacation thereof . * hearty applause * And as a part of their campaign for this , they got Charlie Duke , 10th man to walk on the moon , to visit our li'l campus .
Answer the following question: Why is the narrator excited to go to this college ?
OPTIONS:
- It is a university experience .
- None of the above choices .
- It is a four year college .
- The college will graduate him quicker than he expected .
Answer:
The college will graduate him quicker than he expected .
Question:
Now , fast forward to five hours later and the foundation came off on my hand wherever my hand touched my face . Not attractive at all . It 's ok : I ' ve always found that Smashbox Photo Finish makes me oily quite fast , so boo , that 's lame . Next , I tried the foundation with my current usual primer : Pure Luxe 's Silica powder .

What may happen after applying foundation ?
OPTIONS:
- It started to smear and come off .
- None of the above choices .
- The foundation was a perfect match
- I decided not to use the primer on my foundation .
Answer:
It started to smear and come off .
IN: When she died this past Spring , I left her food bowl out . It was just something I was n't ready to put away . I knew that eventually I would need to put it away but in someway it has stayed in place as an homage to her . My cat loved to eat !
What led the speaker to leave her cat 's food bowl out after it 's death ?
OPTIONS:
- She hoped that the cat might not really be dead and it would come back to eat
- None of the above choices .
- She started eating out of the bowl as a show of devotion to her late cat
- She left it there in memory of the cat , because it made her think of him when she saw it

OUT: She left it there in memory of the cat , because it made her think of him when she saw it
The other day , while Drew and I were shopping , we happened to pass by an exercise department . We stopped and had a look through the exercise equipment ... and there it was .... an elliptical trainer . I have always wanted one . It was beautiful .

OPTIONS:
- They would sell it on Ebay .
- They would work out .
- They would do some more shopping .
- They would go for dinner .
Answer the following question: What would the narrator do if they bought the item ?

They would work out .
Problem: Just a big blank . What life is that?I've been getting a near - flood of ideas lately and have been scrambling to jot them all in phrases and bits that I can recall detail for later . Rarely does any one piece connect with another , so it 's very similar to holding a box of photographs , with every photo being from a different family .

How may I feeling during this post ?
OPTIONS:
- None of the above choices .
- Stressed
- Happy
- Sad

A:
Stressed