Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Example Input: Sipping from a porcelain cup, someone monitors him by way of a private station. She
Example Output: looks over at someone's blackened face.

Example Input: The team, including someone, make ready. His head covered by a black hat, someone stealthily
Example Output: pushes a protective curtain off the deck's rim.

Example Input: His coat and tie are over the back of the chair, and the evening paper is lying tumbled on the floor beside him. He
Example Output:
drumsticks lightly crossed over the sides of a beat.