Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A: Pizza is bland and too pricey considering you have bake it yourself. Much better choices nearby.

Problem: Write a positive yelp review.
A: Atmosphere is amazing! Gluten free pizza- amazing! Sourdough pizza crust- amazing! But tonight's chef special was out of this world. Close your eyes and imagine --- a grilled artichoke appetizer with a delicious garlic aioli, followed by sauteed asparagus in a garlic oil {dipped in the left over aioli was good too}, and then to finish- an amazing culinary blend of chicken sausage, figs, ricotta cheese, and arugula pizza. *mind blown * now to top it all off with gelato!!!

Problem: Write a positive yelp review.
A:
For people who feel adventurous, try "Le canibale". It is a tartare (raw meat) made with either beef or horse meat. I prefer horse meat (much less fat than beef) extra spicy. Eat that food with a very strong dark beer. Watch the menu for all the assortment of cold sauces (mayo style) for the (excellent) French fries.