Problem: Write a positive (OPTIONS:
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A: So, Dr. Wade and his physician's assistant Stacey are amazing. I've seriously been going here for years because I've never had anything but great things to say about those two. If I were rating this just based on their roles this would be a 5 star review, no question about it. However... I have to say that I have a very difficult time reaching anyone on the phone and the person who eventually answers is clear about the fact that you've interrupted her day. It's as though she actually hates people, which is weird for a doctor's office. Actually making the appointment is difficult, time consuming, and a test to your confidence as a consumer of medical care. Once you're in, though, it's smooth sailing and the best care you could ask for.
Q: negative

A: Mr. Chao's used to be a favorite of ours, but we hadn't been there in a several months. We noticed a new menu with new items and slightly higher prices, so we were wondering if there was an ownership change or just a need to rein in costs. Ordered the hot and sour soup which was very good, if a touch too vinegary (my wife thought it was perfect). We also ordered the Kung Pao Chicken and Mongolian Beef and that's where the problems came in. The sauces and flavors were outstanding as usual, but the quality of the meat was very poor. The chicken was all fatty dark meat and the beef was also fatty and too chewy. I had to spit out several pieces. Also, the proportions of meat to vegetables was much too small, as if the restaurant wanted to fill our plates with cheaper veggies. (The Mongolian Beef should have been called Mongolian Onion.) I know it's a tough economy and appreciate the need to cut costs. But customers are also cutting expenses, so we'll avoid Chao's until they improve the quality.
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer: I just visited Zuzu's with the family. We'd never been there before and knew nothing about it (stumbled upon), so we took a few minutes to read the menu (like 2-3, maybe). Despite the fact that there were no other customers waiting, the cashier grew obviously impatient with us and was fairly rude. Maybe it was too early and *he* hadn't had his coffee, but breakfast was not off to a good start. DH liked both his latte and his breakfast. The coffee I had was OK - not great, but fine. But the blueberry muffin I got to split with my daughter was inedible. It was dry on the outside (as though it were a few days old?) but raw inside. I've never had a baked good that bad before. I probably should've brought it to their attention, but after the initial bad experience I didn't really want to interact with the barista/cashier guy again. I've subsequently heard that this place is great if you know what to order, and that it's better for lunch than breakfast. And it's possible the staff person was just having a bad day. So, maybe we'll give them another chance at some point. But first impression was not a good one.
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Output: I have eaten at Gertrude's several times and always enjoyed the experience. However, tonight was a completely diffferent event. I raved about it to my family and insisted we go while attending Luminarious. What a mistake, I had cold brisket, my nephew ate less than half of his braised pork shank and when I asked about it, his description was tough, cold and poorly prepared. His wife has had an upset stomach since we got home. She had the black pepper spaghetti because she loves peppers, and it was also cold. Unfortunately, the best meals were my great niece's hamburger and my great nephew's mac and cheese. We could have gone to a high end burger place and spent far less than $200.00 There are too many wonderful restaurants between DBG and my house, so that was my last Gertrude's visit. Oh, and by the way, I nicely told the manager about our cold food and he did not even offer to comp a dessert. He did offer to send it back, but it was getting late and we all opted out.
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output: Tom at Catskill is really the best. We have taken our cars here for several years now and have never had an issue with the quality of service or the price. As a woman, I have had situations where I have been demeaned or treated like an idiot by male mechanics - seriously. When I call Tom, that is never the case - I don't have to worry about being treated unfairly. He is a professional and knows what he is doing!
Q: negative

A:
I cannot stand the women Up at the front office. Matter of fact, my husband stopped going because of them. It is a very sad circumstance, that you cant see a good Dr. because you cant get passed the front. We all have appts scheduled in October(to give them another shot). However, when I called today to verify, I got greeted with a snobby, dont want to be there, Im to good for you attitude. Well with that being said, they just lost three patients again. Sorry, Dr. Grant get rid of the circus in the front and we will be back. People ask for referrals(because I work at a very populated local casiono), You do not have my referral.