Sentiment analysis: You remember the Monorail episode of the Simpsons? It is the one where the some con man comes to town and they build a Monorail and then it breaks and they can not get the brakes to work and it just starts barreling out of control around the town before Homer can save the day and anchor the out of control train to a giant donut? Thats what the Vegas Monorail is like to me...without being so funny. I guess the $12 pass for 24 hours is a decent deal if you plan on going from one end of the strip all the way to the other frequently. Maybe I am different but I love walking the strip, I think its half the fun. If I have somewhere to go far away I drive my car. We decided to try the Monorail one night when we were all the way down at MGM and needed to get back to Harrah's and did not want to walk all the way late at night. We got on the train and it started on its journey...faster and faster and faster...seriously I thought we were going to crash. No joke. It still seemed like it took a while to get from the MGM all the way back to Harrah's. I totally was not impressed with the whole experience. Next time we will either take the car down to the other end or just walk. :0)
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Sentiment analysis: At first, I loved Directv but lately they have either been inept, or just plain shady. They promised me a certain price and then said I can get a free upgrade on my device with my renewal. What they didn't tell me was upgrading my device renews my contract. So they used that to renew my contract and decided not to give me the price they promised me. I was livid to say the least because I'm in a new two year contract with them and my bill actually went up instead of what was promised me. I even asked to listen to the audio from that transaction and they said I would need a court order to listen to the audio of myself. What? Then I try and watch a movie On Demand and I can't even do that! I'm paying $160+ a month for this? Don't do it unless you see what they are promising you in black and white.
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Sentiment analysis: Disappointing. I wonder if this place imagines itself more as a tequila bar than a restaurant. We went there for a meal. I like fish tacos (some people think it's an odd combination), but this was so overcooked I could barely bite through it. The black bean side was good. The pickled vegetables I think I liked the idea more than the executable. Rice was bland. My dinner companion said his salad was just OK and didn't even bother to finish his margarita. The potato wedge appetizer was good and the aioli was nicely spicy. All in all, it was just ok. I'd probably go back, but I'm not in any rush.
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negative