Problem: the baristas here all seem to be a bag of dicks. so, i suggest going elsewhere, really. BUT. their breakfast sandwich is fucking a-m-a-z-i-n-g.
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Problem: Yuck. I thought I had found a delectable dive in the midst of metropolis. Nope. I ordered the something "Monte" they said was their most favored breakfast. I couldn't eat it--tasted like old grease. It wasn't just me. My friend had an omelet. Meh. For those of you seeking a new, off the beaten path "find" for breakfast, this is not the place.
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Problem: I've gone to the Val Vista location for a few years and although I like the mystic tan...the machines are old. The instruction voice is Muffled, the towels are ragged, and the floor is gross and wet and the doors on the booths don't close. However, the gals are friendly. For that I gave them 2 stars.
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A: negative

Problem: We were lucky to have such a wonderful experience in Montreal, our friend suggested we go here and it was beautiful. Best Strawberries I have ever had!
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positive