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Output: Terrible service and the food wasn't anything special. Our waiter was working as hard as he could but the other 5 people working seemed to just be sitting around. We were 1 of 4 tables and I heard 2 other tables ask for the manager to complain. Bottom line is that this place offers nothing special and you shouldn't waste your time.

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Output: I was really excited to try this place. Shadyside needs a healthy, delicious lunch spot.... so I was hoping this would be it. It's not. First of all, Eden is a re-do of the previous restaurant, The Juice Box Cafe. Which in my opinion, missed the boat. I was hesitant to order once I figured that out because the service at The Juice Box was SO SLOW. Anyhow, I have it a try and an HOUR later my lunch was brought to me (which at this point was in take out form because I couldn't wait a minute longer). My grilled cheese panini (wasn't even put on the panini press for more than 10 seconds- it was like eating bread straight out of the bag). I don't really get how they could screw up a second restaurant. Hire more people, get people in and out during the lunch hours. I mean, come on... they are making smoothies and turkey sandwiches. The food is OK, but not worth waiting an hour for. Bummer. Side note: I heard several other people complaining about the exact same thing. Two people walked out while I was there.

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Output: Incredibly overpriced!! No valet parking available... Horrible service at the bar! Requested feather free room and all pillows were feather. Called the front desk three times and waited 90 minutes before they were replaced. Unless you get a rate less than $140 it isn't worth it!!

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I didn't know Ra was a chain. The only reason why we stopped in here was because I heard the happy hour specials were awesome. Well, price-wise I was impressed. Taste-wise, I can't complain given that it's a chain restaurant. I will add that we were the only Asians in the restaurant so no Japanese employees. The fact that they serve the "beer and sake" special with the ochoko inside the beer mug is a strong indication of the clientle at this establishment.