Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: - disappointing ambiance (a bit "mall" food court -like) - poor service from hostesses - all around a disappointing experience At the suggestion of a friend, I booked this restaurant to celebrate a friend's 40th bday. We thought the ambiance was disappointing -- it felt a little exposed and like a mall food court. Despite our open table reservation, there was No table ready for us. The hostesses were obviously holding a table for some VIP group and wouldn't seat us there even though it was sitting empty and we were on-time for our reservation. The hostesses were rude. We could tell they were talking about us after we complained about being seated in the bar (felt like being in the middle of a mall food court!) Our waiter was wonderful, but the hostesses and bartenders all seemed cranky/unhappy. The food was good, but not exceptional. There are a lot of great restaurants in vegas and I just cannot recommend this one. If however you find yourself there, we loved the mushrooms, the traditional potato/egg dish, both the asparagus and the potatoes in maresco sauce. My absolute favorite was the flank steak-- fantastic. My advice? Keep looking and eat somewhere else!
Q: positive

A: Nice menu selections besides pizza. I am thoroughly a fan of their beef sandwich. Not quite a true Chicago Italian beef but very good. The beef itself is super tender and tasty. The sweet potato fries are some of the best I've had. Warning: portions here are GIANORMOUS. I ordered the jr. size beef and it was still too much food. Awesome outdoor eating area!
Problem: What would be an example of an positive (OPTIONS:
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Answer: #WVFN rolled in to Haus Murphy's last night. For starters, they have proper 32oz glasses, so they're already a hit in my book. Started the eating part of the night with a couple giant pretzels. Giant is correct; the thing was as big as my head! And big, puffy, salty, and delicious! With the brown mustard, it was definitely a hit! We ordered the Bauernplatte, which is listed as a combo for two, but handily accommodated three of us. The schnitzel was delicious, the german fried potatoes were delicious, bratwurst was ok. I avoided the red cabbage because I'm not a fan, but the other diners stated it was fantastic. Beer: Weihenstephan Hefeweizen was everything a wheat beer should be; rich and full-bodied, but not too heavy, with a very light citrus attribute. Franziskaner Weissbier was phenomenal! Delicious, rich, perfect. Franziskaner Dunkel was superb. Can't wait to sample the remainder of their selections. The live music was really awesome. They have a nice patio, with misters, so even in the summer it should be pleasant. I would never have guessed a place like this existed in Glendale. Now that I'm aware of its existence, I will certainly try to return.
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Generate a positive review for a place
Output: As good as Ramen can be. Simple menu. The server was adorable. Cool interior design. A high end chef recommended we eat here when asked where to eat great food without spending a ton. Fried rice surprisingly good.
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output: Went there this morning and it was the worst experience I have ever had at a Denny's. I have always had a decent experience at this Denny's until lately. This place just seems to be going downhill. Nikki was a great server. She didn't give me the stink eye like most servers do when I inform them of our plan to share a meal. The person that was backing her up had some issues though. The ticket said 2 guests, and we ordered a Lumberjack Slam (good enough for 2 people, it's a huge meal!). I had to ask her for an extra plate, she brought me a DISGUSTING plate, and I pointed this out to her. She apologized and then brought me another, less dirty plate (still dirty). *sigh* Then, the food. This was the most disappointing aspect of the visit. We asked for over medium eggs, and the lady sitting next to us told us she asked for the same and her eggs were very runny. Our eggs arrived VERY runny and gross. They were less than over easy. Ew. The sausage was barely warm and it was underdone. The hash browns were burnt, toast had sporadic drops of butter here and there. Bacon was cold. Also, what is up with their pricing? $1.99 for a CUP OF COFFEE! Are they serious?!! A probably 6oz cup of coffee. I don't drink that much when I eat so one cup was all I had. They also charged me 90 cents for a 2 oz serving of salsa. My son's chocolate milk...get this, $2.65!! Seriously?! Did they get the milk from a golden cow or something? Also charged me 69 cents to put cheese on the hash browns, which amounted to probably 1/2 oz of cheese total. There was very little cheese on the hash browns. I am disappointed in this Denny's and will not be going back any time soon.
Q: negative

A:
If I were to write a movie about my experience at Fired Pie, it would be a complete comedy of errors titled "Is Anyone Here Listening To Me?" Fired Pie has been on my radar since it's close to where I live and I could basically live off pizza if I had to (and even if I didn't have to). The glowing Yelp reviews helped make our choice to go in for an early dinner on Friday. The experience of making your own pizza and choosing your own toppings is awesome...if the people behind the counter are actually listening to you. Here is, verbatim, how it went when it was my turn: Guy: "What can I get started for you?" Me: "I'll have the veggie pizza, but with pesto instead of red sauce" Guy: "Sure" *immediately picks up red sauce and puts all over my pizza* Me: "...can I have some pesto on there too?" Guy: "Yeah. What kind of cheese?" Me: "...um. Mozzerella." Guy: *Puts mozz on my pizza, slides it down to toppings area* Me: "Can I please have some pesto on there too?" Guy: "Oh, sure" *drizzles small spiral of pesto over cheese* So. That's how that started. The girl who handled my toppings seemed to have no idea what went on their menu-standard veggie. We both kept having to look back at the one menu on the side wall (they should definitely invest in an over-the-back-counter menu ala every other fast/casual food joint for ease) and check to make sure she got it correct. She wasn't sure what went on my boyfriend's pesto chicken pie either. Speaking of boyfriend, he also handled to ordering for the field greens and roasted veggie salad we wanted. First guy lined up two salad bowls, so it looks like they split them there with no problem. Great! He also asked that they sub the balsamic out for italian dressing, which guy said would be no problem. Once our pizzas rode the struggle bus out of the toppings area, we were asked for our names to write on the paper that our pizza slid onto in the oven, to keep everyone straight. We told them our order was for there, ordered drinks from the woman at the end of the line and sat down at a booth, after we picked up our own silverware and parm/red pepper shakers. Hopefully we could get over our ordering disaster and eat some delicious pizza! I heard my name called and looked to the counter to see two pizza boxes and a boxed salad sitting on top (complete with a side of...you guessed it...balsamic dressing.) I couldn't do anything but laugh; it was the perfect ending to this nightmare of an order. First guy behind the counter had even taken out two bowls for our salad TO EAT THERE! Boyfriend was about to have a stress embolism so I scooped up our food and got the hell out of there. "We would literally have to order the opposite of what we wanted for it to come out right the first time," he said in the car. Basically. Why the second star? I have to be fair, the food was absolutely delicious. The pizza's crust was really on point and the salad was completely filled with roasted veggie toppings (and even better once I added my own dressing from our fridge.) But it was downright insulting to have NO ONE working there listening to us. I don't understand at all. Was it an off night? Was it an off team working? Did they hate us for some reason? I doubt I can convince the boyfriend to go back, so maybe I'll never know. Dang.