Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: This is not a review of a branch or its personnel. This is a review of the bank's mind-boggling bureaucracy and its callous treatment of customers. If you have found yourself in the endless frustrating maze of resolving an issue with BOA, please visit my petition to BOA at http://www.change.org/petitions/have-a-heart-bank-of-america I've read many tales of the same sort of dismissive, condescending treatment of customers and ex-customers. BOA needs to remember what customer service means and stop treating us as though we're account numbers and not people. Thank you for your support.

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A: Our worst meal of the weekend. Fish and chips only came with 2 small pieces of fish and were very dry. Our friends got a chicken sandwhich that was dominated by the bread. Seriously, there was barely any chicken yet the bread on the sandwich was enormous. Would not recommend

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We love Nora's. We've been eating here for many years, and it is our go-to spot for special occasions. Nora's catered a 50th Anniversary party that we threw in our home, and everyone raved about the food. Portions are more than generous, and the food quality is outstanding.