Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: Our waitress looked like Paris Hilton in that episode of South Park. She had total post bang hair like she just got ravaged by Ben Rothlisberger in the bathroom. Her voice sounded like she was on the homestretch of a 48 hour whiskey and marlboro red binge. At any moment I was expecting her to cough up some unidentifiable liquid onto our table.

Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: What happened to you Sylvia's?!?! Have been going to Sylvia's for over ten years and have always been a fan. My recent experience was horrible. Service was terrible, was difficult to even get water! Several other tables were in arguments with the manager which made for a less than pleasant experience. Thought the food would still be good but nope! Food was dry and possibly microwaved. I won't ever go back, it's a shame.

Problem: Write a positive (OPTIONS:
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I would give this 4 1/2 stars if I could. The only reason I'm not giving it a full 5 stars is because I think the decor could be a little better. The food is one of the best take outs in the valley. Everything has always tasted great and fresh. The portions are humongous! My husband and I typically split an entree and can't even finish it. We've had: Lo mein dishes, Kung Pao, Sesame Chicken, Dynamite Beef, General Tsos, Spring rolls, and pot stickers - all have been excellent.