In this task, you are given Yelp reviews. The task is to classify a review as "POSITIVE" if the overall sentiment of the review is positive or as "NEGATIVE" if the overall sentiment of the review is negative.
One example: This is my go to place to get the best chicken Pad Thai! Also the price is super good, considering most places have high prices and poor quality. Love this place, its definitely a top 5 fav for take out.
Solution is here: POSITIVE
Explanation: The overall sentiment of the review is positive. Hence, the label is 'POSITIVE'.

Now, solve this: Question time:

-Are you a visitor to this fine city and thought you'd check the Yelp pages for something fun and possibly 'traditional' to do?

-Are you a local looking to be twirled around pleasantly on a night of light drinking and ceilidh?

-Do you prefer to end a night with a smile instead of wanting to head-butt your own face?

If you answered yes to any of these simple questions, Ghillie Dhu is not for you.
I was lured in with a group for dinner and ceilidh dancing and had been warned previously by my local friends this place was rubbish. Advice not heeded!

The space itself is KINDA impressive, though I thought the fluro-pink lighting cheapened everything and gave a very 'George-st' vibe. Lame.
The food: completely meh. 2 stars. Out of a possible 6. The food was approximately 33% good.
The service wasn't absolutely nasty but one of the waiters did drop a dirty fork on my slacks when she cleared the table. Orders were taken wrong. Shit was a bit unorganised. At least it was all done with a smile. Also, drinks are expensive mon frere.
The ceilidh was UNBELIEVABLY HORRIBLE. Shoulder to shoulder, stilettos driving into the ground on all sides, large drunken men crashing through groups of small tourists, and the most overwhelming stench of cheap cologne and fart I've EVER encountered. I felt sick, bruised and angry after about 5 minutes on that disgusting DF.
Ghillie Dhu is not worth the money or effort. It does look ok, but underneath that imposing medieval smile is a lusty, money-grubbing whore of a sleaze-pit, thirsting for your tourist/curiosity pounds without putting out the expected amount of enjoyment. Definitely a one-star place.

*BONUS STORY!!!!!!!!*

The VERY next night after this depressing experience, I was out with some girls for a birthday. The BD girl wanted to go dancing and told us we were heading to (you guessed it) Ghillie Dhu.

Thank my lucky stars, praise flying-spaghetti-monster, oh, brave new world etc etc.

Now, this group was 7 girls and 2 guys (me and a comrade), we'd had maybe two (2) drinks at the traverse theatre bar and we were dressed smart casual. The bouncer let all the girls in (including my fiancee), then before I could even open my mouth, make an impression, do ANYTHING, I was told my pal and I were too drunk and to piss off. So we all left.

And THAT is why I give this place 2 stars. Because I didn't have to go a second time.
Solution:
NEGATIVE