Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer: They now offer more things for me to try since my last visit . The hot salsa tasted like can , I could taste can , it was canned smooth tomato product that was slightly spiked with something spicy . I tried the pico and I am not sure if the chopped tomatoes were frozen because they looked like frozen and thawed . The tomatoes were also unripe and the seasoning was unpleasant to me . I will not fault them for the margarita since I didn't expect the best but the margarita tasted like dry mix . As I mentioned in my last Yelp I didn't care for the seasoning of the chicken I had last time but I thought it was just me . I was afraid to order chicken again so I ordered a chili relleno . I took one bite and I didn't spit it out but I couldn't take a second bite either . I only tasted pan oil . My husband tried it and he said it was awful and he felt bad and said to try his food . I tried a piece of beef from his platter and it was just dry and tasted like it was just plain dry beef just soaked in jalapeno brine . Maybe they are better at times and I was just unlucky with my visits . I think it was one of the owners that asked me how everything was . I didn't have the balls to tell her . Would you?

Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer: I'm well aware my friends and I chose to come to an expensive place, but this was ridiculous. The food was not mind-blowing but the prices were. Kids meal size pasta dishes for $20 or more. They poured my group water like they would at any other restaurant, but then charged us $50 for that water! It wasn't even like water from the moon or something fancy like that, it was the same type of water that comes out of your sink when you turn it on. What kind of honest place does that? I felt cheated, which I was not expecting from a "nice" place like this. There is a Tacos el Gordo on the strip now, if you are looking to satisfy your inner carnivore then please go there.

Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer:
I am a big fan of this place. It is kinda a dive bar and kinda a hipster hangout, but the best thing about it is that it has solid drinks and very solid food. They have great drink specials and they do a great job with all of their drinks... most of which I have never heard of. Some of the food is not great, but if you get the right things you will be really really happy. I strongly recommend the mac and cheese, the Pittsburgh bites (chicken and get it spicy - it will make you want to drink more beers just like good bar food should!), the PLT (so simple and yet one of the best things I have had in the entire city), the meatloaf (the biggest surprise on the menu IMO), and the poutine (made with tater tots! and local Arsenal cheese curds!). Don't forget the daily drink with dinner. All around, Kelly's is just a solid, solid place and a great place to hang out with friends.