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Output: Went into Creperie Chez Suzette as I needed an early dinner and surrounding restaurants were not open for dinner yet. I was surprised that it serves savory crepe, in addition to the dessert crepe. As the weather was cold, I elected to order a soup, and a ham-cheese-spinach crepe. Perhaps savory items are not their specialty, and the choice was rather limited. So I shall be on the reserved side and rate it low for the savory crepe. Perhaps the sweet crepes will be better. The service was reasonable.

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Output: So, continuing my story. If you're interested, see their other listing for Part I: Okay, so a bad experience...nightmare over, enjoy the trip. So, the receipt gives instructions to call the day before to schedule your return trip to the airport. I remembered this after dinner on the eve of my departure and call the number...on hold, "we'll get to your call in the order that is was received"...23 minutes later...got some plans to keep, will call in the morning. Next day: My flight is 7:15 pm, I call at 9:30 am to, again, try to schedule my return back to the airport. Someone answers after only about 1 minute of hold time, okay...maybe the trip from the airport and the phone thing last night is just a fluke. The guy is actually pretty nice, but when I tell him about trying to call last night, no apology is offered, just that "we were really busy and there aren't that many of us"...wow, really?!? I am just thankful not to be yelled at! So, I am offered either the 4:15 shuttle or the 5:00 shuttle. "I'll take the 5 o'clock because I don't want to wait around at the airport"...he says he understands and he confirms my hotel and makes sure I know where to go to get the shuttle. 4:55 pm, bags in hand, I make my way to the shuttle area and pace up and down the walkway, nervous that the vehicle is here already and I don't want to get left behind. Not seeing it, I put my bags down, confirm with the valet that I am in the right area and have a seat...the valet nods and says it'll be either in this or that spot.."cool, thanks". I wait by myself as hundreds of people board several other buses and shuttles and I diligently look out for my ride. I look at my watch 5:10, 5:15...no shuttle. I am getting nervous about my flight time getting closer and decide to give the company a call. I explain the situation to the operator and she asks, "um, can I put you on hold?". While listening to the on-hold message, I could hear that someone has picked up my line, but has placed me back on hold 3 times...2 minutes later, the steam is starting to seep out of my ears again! She comes back on the line, "Uh, sir, we have your confirmation number, but do not have you scheduled for a pick-up today" I say, "So...what does that mean?" "I show you have a reservation for pick up, but it's for October 17th" "OK, it's Oct. 6th, that's a week and a half away. There must be a mistake, I made the reservation this morning for TONIGHT." She replies, "Nope, you made it for the 17th." I try to stay calm, "OK so what are my options; I really need to get to the airport." "That's up to you, we won't be able to help you out because it's too close to your boarding time." I spot one of their vehicles pulling up to the hotel to drop off some passengers. "Oh, one of your shuttles is pulling up now. Can I hop onto that one." "No, because it's not the shuttle you have reservations for." "So, how do I get to the airport to catch my flight?" "I suggest you catch a cab to make sure you get there on time." "Is there any compensation from you company for the money I paid to you for the round trip ticket and for the taxi fare I am about to pay." "Not really because it's your error for not making your reservation correctly. You can try to write a complaint and request a refund." Call over, NEVER considering doing business with them again...AND I would STRONGLY recommend that NO one else give them business, UNLESS you want to be publicly humiliated, you enjoy being told you did something you know you didn't do AND you want to miss your flight! Other than those things, I guess my experience was OK...LOL! I usually wouldn't even write a negative review, but since every part of the experience was bad, I owed it to all the people that use YELP. Since Showtime has two separate listings, I wanted to make sure that both get equal representation of my horrible experiences After browsing through all the reviews, I guess the company knows they are on the way out and has to try to keep every penny they can collect.

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Output: Terrible. I will not go back. Received four different stories as to where my children could or couldn't be. Security came to us when our kids were sitting well outside the casino area (in a restaurant seating area) and told us to leave. Not worth it. Won't go back even without the kids. On top of the problems with the staff, the atmosphere was horrible. Smoky and outright boring. Good thing I'm heading to Las Vegas where they actually have places for your kids to play and it's exciting.

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Dish is AMAZING... sometimes. The problem with Dish is that the quality of the food varies greatly. The first time my wife and I ate here we fell in love with the place. In subsequent visits the food has ranged from great to ... mediocre. I'm sticking with 4 stars here because the BBQ pulled pork sandwich is always fantastic, and it is my favorite dish. The squash casserole can be great on a good day, or bland on a bad day. The pot roast has been pretty awesome on a regular basis. And the meatloaf is good. Service is a great, and the ambiance is pretty cozy during quiet times, and even fairly pleasant when the place is hopping. Oh, and the biscuits are some of the best in Charlotte. This restaurant really needs to do some quality control on their kitchen. If they were at their best all the time, I would easily give them 5 stars.