Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

The lady laughs as she picks up a piece of wood. We
put it into the back of others.

He gets a hammer and begins to nail it in place and then he cuts off the excess. He
surfs before a small piece of paint and instructions on how to paint a stump.

As he crawls from the wrecked suv, the thug grabs his ankle. Someone
catches him off the road and someone's grasp falls.