input: Write a negative yelp review.
output: Another Starwood catastrophe. For my first time in Montreal we decided to stay at the Hotel Le Meridien, which on the website looked comfortable and cute enough. To our surprise, it was one of the smallest hotels I've even stayed at. The hotel was so small that the lobby is merely excistent. There were only 2 elevators, and they were extremely slow. We received a complimentary upgrade to a suite for being a Starwood Preferred Gold member. The suite was the smallest suite I've ever been in. It seemed to be more of a "Deluxe room" than a suite. It had a couch, a work station, a tv stand, a bed, and coffee table and it was extremely crowded and uncomfortable. When we asked to be moved to another "Suite" we were placed in a similar but larger room. Clearly all suites in this hotel are small... In fact, everything about Le Meridien is le pettite.
input: Write a negative yelp review.
output: I'm surprised at the good reviews. 4 of us went for dinner & 3 of us had bad meals. How can someone make Thai food flavorless? My meal (ordered #3 on a scale of 1-5 for heat) wasn't spicy at all; my sister's was hotter, & she ordered a heat level of 1. Swaddee was infinitely better. Try Thai House on Shea going west just past Walgreens, south side of street. Hate to say it because everyone was so nice, but the food was definitely sub-par.
input: Write a negative yelp review.
output:
If you are an animal lover, boycott this restaurant! I went in for dinner after work. I walked in behind a woman who had parked in a take-out only spot, and I happened to notice a dog inside the car, windows opened a few inches, as I walked by. I didn't think much of it, as I figured she was actually getting take-out. WRONG. Maybe 10 minutes later, I notice she is sitting at a table ordering food! I go up to the manager and tell him that while she parked in a take-out spot, she is eating in the restaurant WITH HER DOG SITTING IN THE HOT CAR. He shrugs and says it is a "sticky situation" and he is not going to do anything. The hostess says, "Mike!" and goes and picks up the phone. I go sit back down, but after a few minutes, am too antsy to just sit there, walk back outside and see the car and dog are still there (just to make sure I had it right) and walk back inside and confront the manager again, asking if he called the police. He says no, as he "didn't see anything", but since I witnessed it I could call the police myself. I asked him if he ever heard of a thing called animal cruelty, and turned and walked out, calling 911 and checking on the dog, who seemed ok but was still panting. The manager comped my meal for the "situation" (according to my waiter), but his behavior was inexcusable. My family have been regulars at this location and the Ahwatukee location for a long time, but I cannot continue spending money at a restaurant where they blatantly ignore something like this.