Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Q: The troll swings the club and smashes it along the row of cubicles. The flimsy partitions

A: get back in a roaring projector.
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Q: He makes several variations in pitch as he plays his song on the violin. When he is done he

A: plays on the piano.
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Q: Someone stands, watching him drive away. The car pulls up and someone

A:
lowers his arms as he walks down the street.
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