Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A: We made a stop here yesterday. We took our seats at the bar and the bartender was very busy watching soccer on TV. There were dirty dishes all over the bar. The a/c was very cold so we moved to the other end of the bar which was much better. I ordered a beer and my lovely wife had ice tea while we munched on chips that had good flavor. I looked over the menu and was surprised to see most of the appetizers were priced in the $9-$12 range. We decided to split the Chicken Quesadilla. The bartender asked if I would like Sour Cream and Guacamole with it and I responded "yes": The plate came out in about 10 minutes. The Quesadilla was one flour tortilla folded in half. That to me is really a half of a Quesadilla not a full one. Especially for $8.99. The flavor was okay, nothing special. We finished eating and asked for the bill. That was after the bartender pulled himself away from the TV. I took a look at it and was shocked. We ordered one draft beer, one ice tea and one Chicken Quesadilla and the bill was $22.89!!!!! I then realized that the adding Sour Cream and Guacamole added $1.49 and $2.49 respectively. That is the way they make a $8.99 appetizer turn into a $12.99 appetizer. I was not impressed with the food of the cleanliness or the service here. We will not go back here or to the new location in Goodyear when it opens.

Problem: Write a positive yelp review.
A: About two years ago my friend and I decided we wanted to get a pedicure, and my friend was adamant on telling me she wanted to go to a place that had a foot spa type pedicure, not just a clean and polish. Sooooooo, obviously I had the tough job of finding a good place that didn't require to give a limb to pay for it, and we wanted it to be close-by for convenience. I found this place on yelp and was like why not? We went with our boyfriends and we all got pedicures and loved it. Her boyfriend has issues with an ingrown and the person working on him understood and didn't hurt him and was very thorough even with all of us staring to make sure he didn't get hurt. For months I would alternate between this salon and trying other places with a bit cheaper prices but realized I was only truly satisfied when I went to this salon. Kind of like finding your true love, but leaving them for other people.. How horrible of me! My boyfriend would always mention it to me as well, "You do realize you're always complaining unless we go here right?" So two years later in this relationship and I'm committed and happy! I go for my manicures, pedicures and even eyelash extensions. The prices reflect the quality they give!! I would name drop on who I prefer and don't but I truthfully and honestly love every worker, they all put the time and work into each customer and they're the best ever... Ever ever!

Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A:
I have to agree to Gale on the vegan cupcakes. I ordered a dozen for my girlfriend for Valentines Day. I ordered four carrot cake, four strawberry/vanilla marble, and four lemon. We were both unimpressed, probably because she makes amazing vegan cupcakes herself. We thought they were to firm, small and bland. The lemon ones actually had no lemon flavor, part of me thinks they were just vanilla. The service at Cloud 9 was impeccable though, which is why I will return to try something with dairy in it.