Problem: Write a positive yelp review.
A: This is my preferred style o' cuisine here: funky, inventive and doesn't quite make sense until you put it in your mouth. Savory waffles are my JAM. Their benny (a spin on a traditional eggs benedict with crab) was absolutely delicious ($8.5). We got the monthly waffle special- Waffle Rancheros ($8.95)- chorizo, rancheros sauce, sour cream, green onions. We also couldn't resist the sweet potato fries ($4) with marshmallow fluff jerk sauce. Tip: get a latte or cappuccino! they have one FREE refill! It was PACKED on a Sunday but what else can you expect? Service was great! The host obliged my request for some coffee while we waited. Why only 4 stars? Hmmm... it hurts a little bit to pay $9 for a waffle with no sides.

Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A: Holy southpark wives! Initally, the studio looks very modern, unique and cool. The receptionist kinda ruined the warm inviting feeling as she had a snarky attitude. At a YOGA studio? C'mon. Even when I left she had a weird face. Maybe because I wasn't part of the gossipy housewife crew? At the begining of the class women were gossiping and chitter chattering like there was no tomorrow. I felt like I was getting a manicure or a haircut... not going in for relaxing practice. The instructor moved way to fast into positions, not giving you a chance to stay :30 sec in one. I did like that she had a headset on and they played zen music. First time students get no discount - $15 each class. Ummm... you should try to entice newbies to explore, no? Overall not a huge fan.

Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A:
We got a great deal on hotels dot com to stay in a deluxe room. Walked up to the room but called the front desk after 2 minutes to see if they can offer anything better. The next bigger sized room was a corner suite. So we paid a lot more for the upgrade. Why the upgrade? The king deluxe room was small. Their shower is in the same space as the tub. Not a lot of walking room around the bed. You can find all-suites hotels on the strip for a little bit more than what Aria charges for their deluxe rooms. Also the rooms are dark. The brown on brown with brown hallways do not work. The wood paneling in the halls are beaten up.