Problem: As Ted sits getting jacked up on his usual fix of heroin , Greg waits , anxiously hoping that Ted will agree to front him some methodone . He is n't a happy bunny when Ted shows him the door . So with no drugs and no money , Greg decides to go home and raid the place . But having been gone from home two months already , his step mom is n't too pleased with his sudden appearance .

What may be the reason he has n't been home in two months ?

A: He got kicked out .

Problem: Vince begged the elephant to return the flask , until the zookeeper , rolling her eyes and trying not to laugh at Vince , wandered into the enclosure and extricated the flask from the beast 's mouth . She returned it , dripping in saliva and smelling rather disgusting , to Vince , who later excitedly offered the mangled thing and his far - fetched tale to Howard with barely an apology . Typical of Vince - the flask was perfect before he got his hands on it .

Why would the elephant have a flash ?

A: The elephant is an animal who likely found the flash interesting .

Problem: For your reference , I ' m 25 , indian IT dude , but I try to dress fairly decently when i go out . This coming month , I will be taking acrylic painting class ( all members are over 18 ) and I expect there to be a few women there , so I want to look decent and practical . Any recommendations ? For your reference , here is a half purposely blurred pic , the white dots on my pants are actually due to heavy smudges on the mirror .

Why do I dress the way that I do ?

A:
I want to dress properly in order to impress the few women in my life .