Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer: What's not to love when it comes to staying at the Skylofts? My highlights: Separate valet Private elevator Your very own butler to do whatever the hell butlers do Fridge constantly being restocked with beers, Red Bull, sodas, etc. Luxurious and spacious rooms Movie room Pool table Espresso machine It's sort of a waste if you don't intend on staying in, but you should definitely experience this at least once.

Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer: Sorry but a one star is all this place deserves. Overall was not a good experience. Sad to walk out of a place paying for services that you would have rather done yourself. Worst blow out I have ever had, who lets someone leave the salon with partially wet hair??

Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer:
I DON'T like fat-burger. It is expensive and in my opinion, not even as good as a Wendy's big-bacon classic. FAR Inferior to the In-n-out double double that costs like 65% less. Hell, even the name turns me off big time. May as well call it "Fat-ass-burger". This is not even a place I'd go drunk anymore. I'd rather "think outside the bun" for 1/4 the price and probably half the calories.