Part 1. Definition
You are given a review about a place. You need to provide a rating from "1 star" to "5 stars" for this place.
Part 2. Example
Although I did enjoy the food here, I was completely unimpressed (and slightly annoyed) by the overpriced margaritas. I ordered a platinum which contained "fresh" juice. It tasted like it had sprite in it, so I thought surely she gave me the wrong one. It turns out that "fresh juice" is really margarita mix on tap from the same gun as the sprite. I asked for something fresh to replace the horrible margarita and received a rocks glass with just muddled lime and a salted rim. I'm not sure it contained any tequila. Horrible! It's not that hard to make a fresh margarita!
Answer: 2 stars
Explanation: The writer has been annoyed in this place and has enjoyed the food. So, "2 stars" sounds reasonable for it.
Part 3. Exercise
"GO GO" TO HASH HOUSE, BUT "NO NO" DANCING -- I'm a bit embarrassed, but I want to provide in advance of you going, advice and a warning. No need to dress up in your leotards, a tutu, and/or your dance shoes (not that I did that or anything, because I always wear my Capezio's when going for breakfast). I just thought with the name, I'd go all out. While dancing is not discouraged, it's also not a dance club (like I MAY have thought). Instead, I partook of what they do offer here: GROSSLY HUGE food.

BREAKFAST -- You have to try their famous breakfast items: fried chicken & waffles (comes stacked high practically to the ceiling), the pancake (size of a Fiat), and lots of good egg/omelet choices (I like the chicken hash & eggs), and warm buttermilk biscuits with freshly-made jam. Good Lord!

LUNCH/DINNER -- Meatloaf (be civil, it's a massive portion. Eat half and be sure not make a spectacle of yourself. Then, drive 2 blocks away to an empty parking lot and eat the other half in the car), the BBBLT (mmmmm lots of bacon, a whole pig worth), and their stuffed hamburger (1 pounder, impossible to eat the whole thing...again, head for the parking lot 2 blocks away).

SALADS/HEALTHY -- Huh? Whatever.

SERVICE -- My favorite is Melina - whenever she was working, I'd always ask for her. She's fun, and shows great customer service. Always terrific. The hostesses are super sweet, and keep the waiting hungry customers moving as quick as possible. The only way they could be nicer is if they offered small pieces of fried chicken to customers while waiting to be seated.

WAITING -- No reservations, so my recommendation is to be there early before 930am. If you get there at 10am or later, be prepared to wait 20-45 mins. Again, no fried chicken served while you wait. Pffff!

PARKING -- Ample private lot, and since it is way off strip by a few miles -- you have elbow room on the streets, so no need to play bumper cars.

CONCLUSION -- It's AWESOME. I love, I love, I love I've returned many times, and you will, too.
Answer:
5 stars