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An example of an positive review: I have been recently searching for incense to cover up the smell of my dead mothe...I mean rodent problem at my small hotel. The voice told me to kill the young man behind the counter but the beautiful smells his incense pen made soothed the sounds of her voice. Her hounding, maniacal voice. I dont want to hurt anyone mom! Stop screaming at me! I left with multiple juices and a tank to hold them at a great price. They didnt even judge the flower dress I wore though they did give the knife I was holding second looks. The hotel smells amazing. I must go now, I need to check a shower running in one of my hotel rooms.

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An example of an positive review: While waiting for the monthly Garfield 'art' walk to commence, we were walking around the general area, and saw the handful of up-priced bistroids near the Pittsburgh Glass Center, and decided to keep walking. We then came across the hipster painted facade of BFG Cafe, and jokingly thought 'Hmmmm...what does BFG stand for? Big F***ing Glutton'? That could be cool. So we crossed the street to check out the menu posted on the window, and discovered it was kind of a general pizza and burger joint, but with a Greek edge. Since we weren't looking to mortgage anything for a meal, we decided to give BFG a try. We walked into what kind of looked like a giant sectional unfinished space, and approached the man with the Prince Valiant haircut at the counter to place our orders. One gyro, one burger with a side of hummous and pita, and one vegetarian combo, not to be confused with the vegetarian platter. Mine was the vegetarian, even though I'm not a vegetarian by any stretch of the imagination. The combo was felafel, grape leaves, hummous and tsaziki (cucumber salad) and pita. It had been eons since I'd had felafel, and really had a taste for it. After the order was placed, the owner, Prince Valiant, whose name was really John, said we could sit anywhere inside, and he'd bring our food to us. It wouldn't be hard to find us, since we were the only people there. The space was three large rooms, and John was still in the process of 'decorating' the space, with art from local artists adorning the walls. The beverages were sold from a machine in the main entrance room, Coke products, yay. After we'd been seated, John came in and asked me if I'd wanted the 'combo' or the 'platter', and I said 'combo' and he told me he'd been confused, and had to adjust my credit card since he'd charged me for the platter. He was incredibly nice and came back with the receipt of the difference credited to my card. Then he told me that due to a large catering order earlier in the day, he was out of the felafel, since they needed a day in advance to prepare it, making everything from scratch by hand. He offered some moussaka, which I've never been fond of, and was happy to replace the felafel with gyro meat. Since I'd not gotten a soda from the vending machine, he also brought a pitcher of water to the table. The food came, and I do have to say...inexpensive, accommodating, and YUM. You could tell that, except for the pita, everything was made from scratch, full of flavor, good portions and quite satisfying. The grape leaves were very tasty, warm, with the right hint of dill, the hummous had a roasted pepper flavor, the tsaziki was creamy, cool and fresh, and the gyro meat was good quality meat. I've had gyro meat that was quite simply lamb spam on a pole, greasy and over-processed, and I've had gyro meat that was juicy and flavorful and 'meaty'. This was the good version. John was quite enjoyably chatty and friendly, helpful and hospitable, with lots of info about his experiences in the restaurant and bar biz, his family's restaurant history in da burgh, the neighborhood and its ups and downs, and the art he had hanging in the space. By the end of our experience, John seemed more like a friend and a community man than just a business owner. And he also shared, as another reviewer has already pointed out, the meaning of 'BFG', which has a duality, 'Big Fat Greek' and 'Bloomfield-Friendship-Garfield'. Well, as a guy sold on the quality of his food, I can still stand by my original joke comment of 'Big F***ing Glutton'. The atmosphere may not be fit for a 'foodie', but the FOOD is definitely fit for someone who likes to eat. And the prices are really incredibly affordable. And quite frankly, he's just a great guy business owner who deserves support for creating something pleasant and NOT the least bit pretentious in a neighborhood with the drooling wolves of development dripping venom down the necks of anyone without the budget to join in their exclusive club. Kudos my friend!

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An example of an negative review: Expensive, slow, and the food wasn't even that great. I'm the type of person that likes everything, but if I'm going to dish out a bunch of money, I want something to rave about, not rant about. I'm not sure what was up with the waitress either, she was pretty cold. She walked past my empty water glass twice, staring at my table. So, when she walked by with the pitcher, I thought I was going to get a refill. Nope. She went to another table and didn't bother to stop at mine. Just kept walking past.

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An example of an positive review: We love this pharmacy! We first transferred over all our prescriptions when we had an emergency and needed a pharmacy that delivers. Not only were they the only ones we could find (presumably they do this for genuine emergencies only), but they did not even charge us for the delivery! And we were not right next door! Incredible. Today, the day after the 2014 blizzard, they even tried to deliver when the roads were too icy for us to venture out. They couldn't make it either, but I am blown away that they even tried. Then, they called to apologize that they had not been able to come due to abandoned cars blocking the way. Wow and wow. Elder folks, you want this pharmacy! My elderly mom needs lots of medicine each month on an ongoing basis. We have asked Family Care Pharmacy to anticipate our needs and to have things (like insulin) packaged up and ready to go as soon as mom is eligible to get them. That way, I just drop by whenever I am in the neighborhood and pick up whatever mom is eligible for so far. Saves me the gas from making a special trip, and I do not even have to think ahead and order the prescriptions. Sometimes there are new things, in which case they are very speedy in filling the prescription. They have shown special care and consideration in countless ways that went above and beyond what I have ever seen any other pharmacy do. They are constantly suggesting ways they can help. In one case, we learned that there was a vastly cheaper, equally-good substitute for a certain prescription that insurance would cover 100% -- unlike the pricey stuff prescribed, which insurance would not cover at all. The staff there contacted the doctor and got the prescription changed so we could save all that money. Obviously, it would have been in their interest to keep their mouths shut and pocket the profits from the more expensive medicine. But no; they put us first! Who does this other than these folks? Nobody. The pharmacist and staff know us well enough by now that they address us by name before we can say anything. The pharmacist has personally spoken with us many times and inquires after mom's health. Even our most stupid questions he has patiently and fully answered until we understood and were satisfied. Expired prescription? No problem. They will fax the doctor in a jiffy and take care of everything. I feel so cared for! Oh, I get it. Family CARE Pharmacy. Good folks.