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Output: My technician talked the ENTIRE time about her baby daddy and all her issues. Not very happy with the service. Will never go back!

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Output: It was busy, very busy, and there was no obvious queue or waiting system. Yes, the iphone 4 is just out (well a few months now) and yes, people will bend over backwards to get one. But that doesn't mean you can ignore potential customers. It's a small store, there's sofas where you can 'wait'. So I did just this but then realised that the queue at the till (which I thought was just for paying) was also for queueing for help. After 10 minutes on the sofa, then 10 minutes in a queue that didn't get smaller I left in frustration... A store can't help but be popular, but if there had been one staff member looking to direct new customers on where to wait, and stop the bottle-neck effect at the tills in an already tiny shop floor space, it might have been more manageable. I normally don't give such negative reviews, but there are probably bigger and better 02 stores to go to.

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Output: Didn't get my business last night. Bar was completely packed for happy hour. The one waitress who talked to me (reluctantly) told me to order at the bar since I didn't have a table. I was out. Gotta get there early to "enjoy" Kona's happy hour.

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"Meh" Yep.. that's it folks. Big portions, slow service, bland sides. The best part of the experience was the platter we had. The hummus was pretty tasty as were the zucchini thingies. I had a Chicken Souvlaki and Shrimp Souvlaki with potatoes and veggies. I question whether either of them were completely done, but the meat was quite tasty. I looked around and it seems that it had a meh experience for most of my dining party. I won't be back anytime soon, but glad I got to go.