QUES: I ' m not a monster , if that is what you all think . I did not take a perverse pleasure at firing a weapon at a man . All I can think about is who he was .

Question with options: Why is the narrator rationalizing firing a weapon ?
ANS: They likely guilt over the ambush .
QUES: I want to shake every last one of them until their teeth rattle and tell them that their LIVES are way more precious than anything and that they have NO BUSINESS staying behind . Nevertheless , some of them are my neighbors and they have our cell phone numbers and we ' ve gotten an eyewitness report about the condition of our home . I love them dearly for this ... .even though I am still teetering on the brink of rattling some teeth . I have a house .

Question with options: What may be the reason for them being so worried about their house ?
ANS: The reason is because of a major storm , like a hurricane .
QUES: Sure enough .... they start playing Big Brown Eyes . As he starts playing the song he looks our direction and points and waves . How fucking cool is that ?

Question with options: What may happen after the singer points and waves ?
ANS: We will cheer .
QUES: We got our BRU completion coupon in the mail , and I had a question about it that was n't answered on their website so I decided to call them . I was sort of trying to read the coupon while I was dialing , and as a result , I dialed the wrong number . Instead of dialing the correct 1 - 888 number , I dialed it as an 800 number .

Question with options: What did the narrator do after they dialed the 1 - 800 number ?
ANS:
The narrator hung up and dialed the 1 - 888 number instead .