I ' m not a morning person . I crawl out of bed between 8:30 and 9 and slowly weed through my email , have breakfast , possibly brush my hair and maybe put on a mismatched combination of ragged shorts and a holey T - shirt touting some Java or open source project , and then play World of Warcraft until lunch . However , my perfect morning routine has been demolished ... by hunger pangs . I ' m starving at 4:30 in the morning and wide awake .

A: what does " weed " through my e mail mean ?

I turned the music off and just kind of stood there , stiff and frozen and not sure what to do . Not 15 minutes later I heard a pounding on the front door and yes , you guessed it ... the LAPD . Awesome .

A: What may be a valid fact about me ?

XD Sluts and alcoholics and yeah ... xD Hilarious . So we ranted and halfway watched the movie and totally got lost when it came to what happened . I looked at the clock at 03.15 , which is when the fifth movie ended and we put on the last part of Drug Party , just to end everything nicely . ^^Gyah , I was SO TIIIIRED !

A: What is the narrator describing ?

Stop saying that word ! Anyway , I quickly had to produce a post . So I thought I 'd discuss why I wrote what I wrote without saying the " n " word . Basically , I wanted to conduct a little experiment .

A:
Why would the narrator want the word banned ?