Q: Write a negative movie review.

A: 90 punitive minutes of eardrum-dicing gunplay , screeching-metal smashups , and flaccid odd-couple sniping .

Q: Write a positive movie review.

A: effective enough at achieving the modest , crowd-pleasing goals it sets for itself

Q: Write a negative movie review.

A:
undercuts the devastatingly telling impact of utter loss personified in the film 's simple title