question: After all this time I expected there to be major damage , and that I might need surgery to fix it - but thankfully , that 's not the case at all . Apparently ( once the jargon on the report was translated into English ) , I have two bulging discs that are in danger of slipping , and one bulging disc ( the first one I injured ) which is already slipping . The recommended treatment is strengthening muscles in the area through light exercise ( walking , aquarobics , pilates , etc ) , possibly with a little remedial massage thrown in for good measure , as well as losing a little weight and improving my posture . If I can do these things ( and do them sensibly ) , then eventually the problem should correct itself . Yay .
Q: What part of their body might this person have problems with ?

answer: Their back

question: The PINnacle of The Weekend Most irritating of all was work . I brought my laptop home because the boss wanted me to work on something over the weekend . So I tried .
Q: What is the reason that work was the Pinnacle of the weekend ?

answer: This is meant sarcastically - Pinnacle means that work was actually the opposite ( Or nadir ) .

question: He said , " What ! ? Is this some sort of euphemism for something ? " I assured him that , no , I did indeed have a crow ... of indeterminate age ... in my car . He said to bring it home , and we could see what its condition was . We brought it into the bathroom at Tortuga - on - Venice , safe from the cats , and inspected it .
Q: What may have happened before this situation ?

answer:
They had hit a crow with their car on accident .