input: Write a positive yelp review.
output: Friends and I stumbled in here seeking shelter. This is Arizona and we desperately needed some air conditioning. (Never, ever move outside of "winter". Ok?) Ponying up to the bar area I studying the food menu. Overwhelmed by the salad and sandwich options I opted for the soup of the day. (I was ravenous but had already consumed my bread components for the day.) I'm happy to report that soup is served waaaay faster than sandwiches (Ha ha ha! to my friends.) The mushrooms were large and the the soup was not a heavy bisque as I feared. My belly was fully. If you're in the market for a sandwich the portions are HUGE. I'd go back for those. Patio space here is made for people watching. The bar, although cozy, is filled with charming regulars who clearly know each other well. One chap pointed out where the purse hooks were located. (I won't tell you the borderline inappropriate joke shared. I laughed. It's that kind of place.) There's a television above the bar. Nothing obtrusive. My only surprise was being presented with an open bottle of Canada Dry seltzer when I asked for soda water. I'm not adverse for paying for it. I would have just appreciated being asked. Neat place to hang out at.
input: Write a negative yelp review.
output: Was craving a torta Tuesday night 7/3, and I knew that my fave was already closed by 830pm (Tortas El Guero). Also had my g/f that night, who'd never had one. She ordered the Paquime, and I had the Cubano w/o beans. I was highly disappointed. Those two sandwhiches are nowhere approaching the same league as my fave, or Tortas Del Rey. Tiny, thin, and so-so on the taste. My g/f loved hers, and kept wondering why I was disappointed. On July 4th, I called and found T El G was open, and I promptly took her there. Then, and only then, with close comparison, could she understand the vast chasm of difference between a true TORTA, and those two jokers we had the night before. NOW, I want to be clear I'm only disappointd in their sandwhiches. The place is large, clean, friendly and OPEN late. I saw a salad and a plate dish or two coming out of that kitchen for which I WILL RETURN to sample.It's just that when I want a REAL -DEAL TORTA, it won't be there.
input: Write a negative yelp review.
output:
So..the room was ghetto. The sinks and toilet kept making weird noises everytime you flushed or washed your hands..it seemed as though the plumbing was jacked up. The cleaning service was ghetto too. They tried to clean our room at 8am. Seriously, who wakes up at 8am? When we were ready to go, we told them they could clean our room (around 10am)...they never came. We told them again at around 1pm, never came, told them again at 3pm, never came. Told them again at 4pm..FINALLY came. Then, they came again at night, which I thought was a bit weird..