Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: You can all believe Peter K. When he says to stay away from this business. My story is not as uncomoassionate as his, but it still shows their unprofessional practice. We went to Yuppie Puppie for a closer groomer. I had phoned a week earlier to inquire about having my daughters cat groomed. I told the appointment setter more than once that her cat had only been professional groomed once and he got aggressive with the groomer. Since that time, we have bathed and trimmed him at home. He needed a clean shave because he had two matted areas under his front legs. The girl on the phone assured me that he would be in good hands with Elana. Evidently, she was super with cats and could handle any cat. I also was told that he would be the first in the morning so as not to make him nervous with dogs barking. We arrived at nine and some angry little women arrived at five after. She seemed a little pissed that we were waiting, there was another woman waiting with her poodle,also. So much for being first. So we get in after she pops open the door and wave us in with no words. I felt like I was at the DMV. Evidently they let five grown cats roam the salon all night. I don't have a problem with that, but any cat person knows that you will not make a new cat feel welcome if you have five other cats hissing at him and rubbing their glands on the outside if his carrier. We had reservations to leave him but against our intuition, we did. Twenty minutes later, we get a phone call. It's Elana and she says," umm, you have to come get him, he attacked me." She had a ton of attitude and nonprofessional demeanor. She told us that she tried to muzzle him which we had not agreed to or even discussed at the consult. My husband was available to get him so he did. He gave her 20 dollars because she managed to shave the top of him. I understand that he is a bit much for a dog handler, I wish they were honest up front about Elana and her dismissive attitude and the five cats. Anyway, the Barking Lot is the place I have taken my digs for years and I send everyone I know to Marissa. We will take him back to her. A bit of a drive, but worth it!
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A: We went last night for a special tasting dinner, and it was a disappointment. The service was poor (the wait staff did not seem to be well-trained); the individual dishes served were generally good, certainly fresh, but there was insufficient thought given to what went with what. In all other restaurants we have ever been in, a tasting dinner has been served in small dishes so that everyone can share. At Quiessence, they were served on normal dishes, but only one of each for the two of us. Very awkward -- for example, how do you share a bowl of soup without it getting cold for one person or the other? The main dishes were both pasta and meat dishes, but they were so different that it was a jarring taste experience to have a bit of one followed by a completely unrelated taste of another.
Problem: What would be an example of an positive (OPTIONS:
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Answer: Salsa is really good, especially if you like it hot. Normally restaurants tone down the hot salsa but not here. Food itself is pretty good, we tried the burritos. Atmosphere is authentic. Service is average, friendly.
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Output: Holy crap this show is amazing, it is perfect for those who like it a little rowdy and raunchy and just plain awesome. It was an endless sexy meat parade. If you are opposed to having fun or seeing a boob or two you should probably not see it. And promptly return to the rock from under which you came. The theater is beautiful, the show is great, the artists were amazing, I loved every minute. Money well spent.
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output: I will confess that I did not have the Taco's which might have been my mistake. Don't bother with the Chips and Bland Salsa for 4 bucks. The Pork Green Chili Mac n Cheese was just OK. If it is Happy Hour and Cocktails you want then this might be your place. Just left me wanting......and feeling like it was just OK. Nice looking place and very nice staff.
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Simply amazing Italian. I love that they have family history, and the store layout is more of a grocery with tables shoved into nooks and crannies, vs a restaurant layout. The quality of their grocery items are unique and truly Italian. I've spent some time over there, and this is the real deal. You could have a field day in here if you wanted to cook a special dinner. Yes, the wait was a bit for ordering at 2pm (it wasn't packed). But the food...the food shut me up it was soo delicious. The portions are enormous, so you get really good value for whatever you order. One weird thing though: I clearly stated the YELP discount for 1 free cannolli, and the cashier looked at me like I was crazy and charged me for it. The cannoli was probably the least satisfying part of the meal. Other than that, I'd come back for sure.