Q: Here is a goal: How to tie a ballet shoe ribbon

How would you accomplish this goal?

A: after ballet slipper is on cross one ribbon over front of ankle, around back and straight around upper ankle, then bring other ribbon across front (crossing other) and meet the end of first ribbon and tie in a double knot and tuck excess ribbon under other ribbon.

Q: Here is a goal: What material is used to make the outer shell?

How would you accomplish this goal?

A: Regular bricks broken in half.

Q: Here is a goal: Make a quick meal after drinking to prevent hangover.

How would you accomplish this goal?

A:
Eat a slice of peanut butter bread.