Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A: Unfortunately, like Martin, the terrible service I received in the non-guitar part of the store was actually bad enough that it inspired me to create an account on Yelp so that hopefully future customers are treated LIKE HUMANS! I happen to be quite well versed in modular synths and was initially very excited to have a chance to describe how they function to my girlfriend in the MOOG shop, since they have a nice one set up. I started to feel one of the salespeople hovering behind me, which given the price of the equipment, I found very reasonable, so I turned toward him so he could ask the obligatory, "Can I help you?", to which I replied, "No thanks, I'm actually just explaining how these work to her (gesturing to my girlfriend)". This would've been a great time for him to either chime in with a bit of excitement about the products and add in a bit of color commentary or simply walk away. Instead, the salesperson continued to hover after giving a begrudging "Well....okay". A minute or so after this interaction, with the associate still hovering, the gentleman behind the counter who appeared to be the other guy's boss gave a deliberate "AHEM" loudly to get my attention. When I looked over at him, he was BEAMING at me with arms crossed in a "get the heck out of here, peasant" stance. I met his gaze, and in disbelief, held it as I walked out the door in utter disgust that a shop owner could be SO CONDESCENDING. It is a huge shame that these two men created such an unpleasant environment, because this place has a ton of really neat things in it, but I would never return and support this business establishment as a result of the HORRENDOUS treatment I received. Hopefully, the self-righteous bald man behind the counter will somehow get wind of this review and change his ways, or just be fired by a superior who owns the shop. Hmmph.

Problem: Write a positive yelp review.
A: My memorable experience at Bouchon was part food and part service. While the food was good the service was exceptional. Food first...I had the steak which was cooked so tender. I thought it would be too salty but it was seasoned just right. And the fries that came with it were so crispy! I also tried some of my friend's chicken which was also very juicy and flavorful. I know that was short and probably won't win me many "useful" votes but on to the service! My group absolutely LOVED the bread and butter that starts off the meal. We loved the butter so much, my friend asked the waiter where it comes from. Within 5 minutes, he brought out the cheese and dairy specialist who explained to us the origin of the butter and even told us the exact VILLAGE where it is made! Then the unthinkable happens... The manager comes out and talks to us about the butter! He heard through the grapevine about our infatuation with the spread that he brought out 2 vacuum-sealed sticks of butter along with 4 loaves of bread for us to take home! He even gave us suggestions on how to keep it from melting while we party the night away at XS. IBouchon, thank you for a great quirky story to re-tell. Waiting to meet you again for brunch =]

Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A:
I will not return to this restaurant. The service being the main reason. The servers seemed unorganized and out waitress hardly ever checked in on us. Food took an inordinate amount of time to receive and the order was wrong when it arrived. Taco Bell includes more meat in a taco than what I had. The salsas were good, and our chips were fresh- but this is an easy "pass."