Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Ex Input:
Someone looks even more miserable. He

Ex Output:
picks up a jar of liquor and holds it over his left shoulder.

Ex Input:
Man is climbong a rock wall atached to harness. a group of friends are standing on the field and above them the man

Ex Output:
seems to be being hit.

Ex Input:
She dances with the dishes and looks into the camera while she does them. A timer counts down how many dishes she's washed and she

Ex Output:
swims quickly in the end.