Question:
I ' m 32 years old , in the military and suffer from chronic pain every moment of every day . I ' ve broken a wrist , foot , and toe which all still hurt . I have an achilles injury that has not healed in 2 years . Both my knees hurt .

Why is the narrator likely so beat up ?
Answer:
They have combat injuries .

Question:
I just felt bad for her - considering the cost of each plate , I wished she had the chance to at least try the food . A few days later , however , both Mable and I were past our illnesses and honeymooning in Dublin . For those that have never gone , let me put it this way - I ' m pretty well - traveled , and this is one of my top two choices for places that I want to live . Ireland , and Dublin in particular , is spectacular . The most immediately strking aspect of the city is the friendliness of the people .

What may have happened if Mable was not ill ?
Answer:
She would have been able to try the plate

Question:
One of the forums showed a guy using a wrench with three extensions and two elbows to get to the last plug . I decided to just let a shop do it , even though it will cost me an arm and a leg . Oh well , still have the scooter to get me about . I also gave my lawn mower some love over the weekend . My grass was getting high enough to hide a small tribe of pygmies , so when the sun came out for a little while on Sunday , I dragged out my lawn mower . I yanked the cord and the lawn mower let out a feeble whimper and reluctantly fired up to life .

What may be a plausible fact about my lawnmower ?
Answer:
It is a push mower .

Question:
I blinked a few times and realized that I did n't seem to have hot yolk in my eyes and my vision was just cloudy for a few seconds . Some yolk did land on my elbow and gave me a very minor burn . But , other than REALLY needing a shower , I ' m unscathed . I am SO thankful God spared my eyes .

What may have happened after the yolk splattered ?
Answer:
It may have gotten into my eyes .