Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Input: Consider Input: A bearded bespectacled man stand behind them. The man

Output: dances a beat as two uniformed asian reporters talk.

Input: Consider Input: She offers him her phone. With a smile, he

Output: sets her down in his lap and offers her a hot grin.

Input: Consider Input: A girl wipes off a yellow plate with a towel. Three girls
Output: kisses and stand up.