input: Write a positive yelp review.
output: What a great hole in the wall mom and pop shop. I have a friend that lives close by and I happen to work up the street so we meet often for their happy hour. Their happy hour specials are some of the best in town (5pm-9pm Monday-Saturday) They offer fun combo specials and during happy hour its buy a sake, the beer is free or vice versa - at any rate, the prices are spot on. The entire staff is part of the neighborhood and they take the time to get to know your name (if you want that bonding to happen) Yes, it's a hole in the wall, but it's clean, comfortable and you can't beat the price.
input: Write a positive yelp review.
output: Hur sager man Awesome pa svenska? IKEA!!! I absolutely love IKEA! Sure, there are things about IKEA that aren't the greatest, but I just feel too comfortable and excited to care about any of them. The rat-race maze could definitely make an impatient, anal-retentive individual such as myself, implode in T-minus 5. Yes, some of the merch is cheap Chinese crap. It's still akin to Disneyland for me. Whenever I visit Costco...I get the hot dog and a drink combo for a buck fifty. IKEA has a similar deal that's tough to pass up. My biggest attraction to IKEA is that I'm of Swedish descent. Lingonberry jelly to spread on some Lefse, Paj Rabarber for a treat, or Godis Lakrits...IKEA also reminds me of what time the Vikings game starts. Skal Vikings!! While you're shopping at IKEA, you can opt to drop the kiddos at the magical petri dish on the first floor. Your little maniacs will be slap wore out by the time you pick them up. When it's time to leave, I hope your phone battery has retained a good bit of its charge, cuz you'll be in line for a while. If you have your kids with you, have them sing a song really loud. This will either amuse everyone or annoy everyone. Either way...you will be amused. P.S. Don't forget that lint roller you never buy...but know you always need.
input: Write a positive yelp review.
output:
This is a nice Home Depot. It's exactly like the one at 90th & Shea in N Scottsdale. I'm not sure why I said that, but they're almost identical, except the garden center is on the RH side @ Riverview. Actually, everything is on the RH side here in Mesa. So don't try nothing funny. Interestingly- this store seems to capture shoppers from all different demographics. Apparently, it is the only home improvement store around except for Lowes in S Scottsdale- so you get people that would normally not venture into Mesa, "slumming" at Home Depot. kinda funny. Other than that, it's a Home Depot.