Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Ex Input:
The ax gets stuck on the wood on his first try. The guy

Ex Output:
spreads legs and applies a chain to around the hedge.

Ex Input:
He checks his watch, three minutes to two. Someone

Ex Output:
's brow furrows and meets someone's graduate gaze.

Ex Input:
She pulls the door closed. She

Ex Output:
is driven away by two women.