Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A: Negligent course! Balls from this course fly into the public roadway on Rampart with no netting or high fencing to prevent it. The manager Tony is rude. He'll tell you the damage is the liability of the golfers, but REFUSES to give any information on the golfer responsible for damages. It's only a matter of time before someone has an accident and is seriously hurt.

Problem: Write a positive yelp review.
A: It doesn't get to much better than Fez, great atmosphere, great food, reasonable prices, good service. The best part is you get to pretend you're in a metropolitan city when you're there. Fez is one small step in the right direction for central Phoenix, someday there might be dozens of restaurants like this one, but for now enjoy the original. My favorites are the lamb kisra (its hard to get lamb these days), and the bleu cheese balsamic burger. Bring an appetite!

Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A:
I've eaten slices from three different cakes from Carl's Cakes, and none of them were drop-dead wonderful. In fact, they were all similar: cake pretty average, all topped with a very strange frosting -- buttercream that is TOO buttery, overpowering in both flavor and fragrance, and has an odd, chemical-like flavor to it. After I eat a slice of the cake, I'm not tempted to go back for more. (It's cake! You should be!) Because of the strange buttercream frosting, I've really had enough when I've eaten just one small slice. Every instance in which I've had a slice of a Carl's Cakes cake was at my work (someone's birthday or other event). The cakes sat in the kitchen room at my work, ready for staff people to enjoy. The kitchen room itself smelled like butter with the cake sitting in the room. It is a sickly sweet smell and kind of nauseating, I think. (I've never noticed other sheet cakes from other cake bakers that cause the room to fill with the smell of the frosting.) I hate to be harsh about cakes, but I just have never had an enjoyable experience eating any cakes from Carl's Cakes.