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If you're needing a good cheap rub down and you're leery of those Asian massage joints like I am (what if I don't want a happy ending?), this is the place to go. Every few weeks they do a 2-for-1 special and you get an hour long massage for $16! Granted, it is a hit or miss because these are students and you may be their first guinea pig. Naturally you won't get the calming ambiance, eucalyptus aroma, and plush robe like you'd get at Encore spa. They bring you into this dimly lit room where everyone is separated by curtains. You may get the person next to you who moans and groans a little too loud. On my first visit, I got a girl who was so skinny that I could break in half so when I said I wanted a lot of pressure, it felt like I was being tickled by a feather. On my next visit, I got this butch woman who pressed down so hard I thought she was going to break her table. She was phenomenal and I was her first client ever. Keep in mind, they are students so try to give constructive feedback. It's a gamble - but if you have that creak in your neck that won't go away, it is well worth it for $16! And gratuities are not accepted!

OPTIONS: (a). negative; (b). positive;
(b).