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Output: Well all I can say is the chicken wings we ordered were still half frozen when served to us. We told the server, he reaches onto our plate and grabs a wing off of it, then says "yea, you're right, let me tell the cook" He comes back out and takes another wing off the plate to "check if they're all cold" at this point I don't want any of the food on the plate after his hands have been in it. The nachos were very, um, creative? They had canned stewed tomatoes. Stewed tomatoes. Gross. I asked for a greyhound with kettle one, which was basically ocean spray white grapefruit juice, no kettle one. So in closing, I'd say avoid this place. Go next door to Roberto's. You have a better chance of getting decent nachos.

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Output: I wanted to like this place, I really did. I vaguely remember going here with my mother often when I was young to get ice cream and dinner and apparently I remember it being much much better. We showed up on this hot winter day wanting some ice cream and some burgers. We had a cranky two year old who had not eaten and had not yet had her nap. Upon first walking in we realized it was busy as there were plenty of butts in the seats and not enough people running around taking care of them. Understaffed? Surely not. (sarcasm, if you couldn't tell) We gave them our name and a larger party came in behind us. They were sat before we were and still we stood, tapping our foot with our child growing more and more unwieldly. Finally we were taken into the play room area, yes there is a small arcade off to the side where children can obtain tickets to buy little bobbles. Our two year old was instantly interested. Upon being sat and handed some water both daddy and daughter were running around with a fresh dollar to find some fun. I made sure to find out what he wanted before he left so we could order quickly. Quickly did not come. Daddy and daughter returned before the server showed up. Finally, she did show and I ordered our food and some ice cream for the baby. Food took about as long as I figured it would with a busy kitchen and many patrons. I was not very impressed. The food was alright and definitely not worth the price. The ice cream was also not impressive as I have had much better at G-Spot or even Cold Stone yet it was comparable in price to these two places. As I said, I wanted to like this place. I was feeling nostialgic and only wanted to experience a restaurant that I used to visit with my mother with my child and her daddy and now I can say that I have and will probably never return. In Conclusion, unless you have a good reason to check this place out, don't bother. It's not even worth the nostalgia.

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Output: Normally love this restaurant but last two times my wife and I have come to this location it has been sub par. The table that they placed us at was completely covered with the previous occupants remains. After we had to run down a waiter to have the table wiped down he did it very quickly which left us with the food gone but a sticky table. We just used our napkins to lay over the table so we didn't have to deal with the stickiness. After we finished it took us 15 plus minutes to flag down our waitress for our check (which she did not even ask to refill our waters once the entire time we were there) and the place was not even busy. Needless to say probably be the last time we attend this brewery, the extra 10 minutes it takes to drive to San Tan Brewery is worth it.

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The place has some killer subs. I always get La Canna, it's the Italian and comes with a big juicy pickle, hold the blk olives plz. I feel uplifted somehow every time I go in there, maybe it's all the weed posters. Employees are SUPER SUPER friendly. Tuna is in need of a serious upgrade to albacore, would be awesome because the ranch is killer too. Stir it up and try this place.