Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: It hurts me to have to leave a negative review for the Excalibur this time around, but my second experience here was pretty bad. This review covers both the hotel and the casino. HOTEL - I made my reservations over two months prior, and upon arrival they told me they didn't have the 2 queen beds I requested, only a king bed. I was there with another male friend and we are not sharing a bed. They said the only option was for them to give us a rollaway bed, which housekeeping haphazardly left in the hallway so we were left to carry it in to the room. Fortunately, I got a supervisor and a nice girl at concierge to upgrade us the next day for the issue, but this still costs the Excalibur some points. You don't offer a type of room to someone that they select based on their plans and then give it away to someone else who made later reservations. By comparison, you don't order front row seats at a concert and show up at will call to be told that they gave your seat away and that you're now sitting in the back. If the hotel is out of rooms of a certain type - gray them out on the website! Basic reservation logic. - Excalibur used to be good at getting through lines quickly. Now the lines are at a stand still and over 150 patrons are being waited on by a maximum of 3 agents. - The moving walkway was under construction which closed down two-thirds of the walkway to New York New York. Even more irritating is this walkway was under construction when I was here in March. What's taking so long? CASINO I only played once at Excalibur this time and it's for reasons such as this: - Before I could even sit down, one of the dealers, Fang, rudely shouted at me "ID!" I understand there are rules but you can ask politely for my card, not bark it like a military order. The folks at other casinos understand this and also realize that if you're a dick to me, you don't get tipped. - I played for over a half hour while the pit boss was standing right behind the table flirting with another female employee. He was less than a foot from my players card but didn't pick it up to rate my initial play. I asked Fang what was taking so long and she said she had the card waiting for him when he did his rounds. I had to loudly say "it's been there for a half hour and hasn't been touched, he's not doing his job" before she asked him to run it. He was a nice guy in the end but not very attentive, especially when you're job description is to pay attention to the tables. Excalibur refused to give me any comps on this trip because I didn't have enough play at Excalibur. Well, maybe if your dealers didn't suck, I would play here more! But instead, I go to the Bellagio where the dealers have class and are good entertainers. Dealers: be nice or you don't get tips. Simple as that!
Q: negative

A: Yelp is about being 100% Honest, All the Time right... Well here it goes. Was in dreaded Mesa & had to run in to this Home Depot... Not my first choice. Ive been to Home Depots across the valley and certain Home Depots I feel comfortable walking the whole store by myself... but not this one. I don't know what it is, Who knows. All I know is that we went in looking for something and came out empty handed, HOW does that happen at Home Depot? Went to Gilbert and found it at Ace Hardware. I wish I could tell you what the issue is with this Home Depot, Maybe its just me. Who knows... I'll shop Home Depot in Gilbert.
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer: All slumdog, no millionaires. I read the reviews on here and I wonder if we went in on an off-day. Maybe the Bay Area (where Indian and Asian dining had become a twice-weekly ritual) has spoilt me. I know my Indian food and I've had Indian-Chinese fusion in India. Sorry, this is just not it. I've had better food from the ready-to-eat mixes sold at Vons. Some comments: 1) The food didn't not taste fresh at all. Our rice was clearly stale (it gets hard when it's been sitting for a while). 2) Excessive use of food coloring - I have never seen bloody red butter chicken. Now I have. 3) Disorganized - They didn't seem to have a staff when we went in. The mom took our oder, the dad microwaved our food and brought it out and the son sold over-priced Indian trinkets by the door. I wasn't a a great fan of Tava (the Indian restaurant that occupied the premises before Jai Ho) but in retrospect I miss it. Jai Ho simply doesn't stand up to better Indian alternatives further north. I give it less than 6 months before this cursed location switches management again. Go to the Thai restaurant next door instead.
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Output: Very underwhelmed with this place. When my friend and I walked in on a wed evening, the place was just about empty. We sat at the bar, and something just felt off about the place. It could have been cause the presidential debate was on...I dunno. Anyhow, service could def be better. The bartender greeted us and asked for our drinks. As we were going to give the selection, another worker (possible manager) started talking to her. So we just sat there, waiting for him to finish before we could order. She brought chips and salsa. The chips were warm, but the salsa left a lot to be desired. The manager dude kept talking to her, so we had to wait for drinks. Again...there really wasn't anyone in there, and we had to wait. So finally we get to order food. I got the taco salad, he got a quesadilla. Food comes out, and we don't have silverware which she acknowledges. She went to get it, but again the manager dude starts talking, so again were waiting. 5 min later, and after asking another waiter for it, she finally delivers. Taco salad was bland. Meat barely had any flavor, and the taco shell was somewhat stale. Prices weren't all that great either, and both meals were not worth what we paid for. Will not be going back and I don't recommend you even waste your time here.
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output: They NEVER seem to have my bra size in the bra I want when I am at this location. SMALL BOOBS are common- they need to stock their items better. And gay or not, I dont really want a guy asking to size me for anything or checking on me in the dressing room. Just sayin
Q: positive

A:
Homestyle italian food and great ambiance. The wait staff is pleasant, service is great, and the food couldn't be any better. It's affordably priced, and if you order off of the classics menu, you get a full size 2nd plate to take home with you. Seriously, how could it get better!?