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Output: So sad. This location is excellent. The food is above average. The decor is lovely. The service...ugh. Why? Why? Why? It's so easy to fix?!? SMILE a little!! Even my teen-age sons said that our server didn't look like he enjoyed his job very much. Couldn't get refills on coffee to save my life. I admit, it was brunch...so coffee is a crazy request! He really missed out too. I'm a 50% tipper if the service is at least fair - as I understand everyone has a bad day. But NOBODY was smiling. Everyone looked miserable. And if your servers are miserable, that means your management is miserable. And if your management is miserable, than I certainly don't want to add to the funds of an owner that makes people miserable. Will give it another go, as I try to give everyone a 2nd chance, have even experienced a couple of turn-arounds...but man - it could be such a warm, successful, happy place...{sigh}

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Output: I should have read the Yelp Reviews first. Gets two stars instead of one because the price is decent and the servers are nice. Other than that, take my advice, spend a few more dollars and enjoy one of the other many scrumptious buffets Vegas has to offer. This place was basically overpriced cafeteria food. Blech.

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Output: I wish I had read the reviews regarding Banner Gateway Hospital before I went there for treatment. I'm sure that the doctors are all good doctors, but they make mistakes too and the problem with those doctors is that they never admit it. They all say, "every procedures has risks". My wife was referred to Banner for a simple colonoscopy and an endoscopy with ultra sound. She was in recovery with excruciating abdominal pain resulting in her having to spend the night on morphine. They discharged her late that afternoon only to have her return at 1AM in the morning with the worst abdominal pain she has ever experienced. She was there for 6 days, no food, little clear liquid diet and morphine, antibiotics and other meds administered. Mostly the nurses were ok with the except of a few that had attitudes, and Gistopo nursing techniques. Very rough and coarse. PA's that don't have one iota of a clue as to what is going on and never stop to ask questions. They just roll their eyes in disgust and walk out of the room. It appears very evident that Banner really needs money, because we refused several tests that they wanted to perform and we said NO. I have made a note in my wallet attached to my license, "in case of emergency, DO NOT TAKE ME TO BANNER/ GATEWAY Hosital"

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Pretty solid Greek food--I ate the gyro salad which was filling but also didn't weigh me down for my afternoon errands. Service was alright as well--seems like a family run place so I don't mind seeing the servers sit down to eat their own meal. Hard for me to believe that at least three Greek restaurants can be supported in this one tiny section of town, but it works because each is delicious.