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An example of an positive review: I was at the Aria in the same building for a lunch meeting - I ducked into Caribou for some caffeine before my meeting started. As I had only about 3 hours of sleep the night before at the Aloft Epicentre Hotel (due to a stupid nightclub next door playing loud music until 2:00 am on a Wednesday night) - I was really tired and dragging. There were quite a few people in line ahead of me - but the two folks working the registers quickly whittled the line down. I ordered a triple shot iced latte with whole milk. Drink came up fast as was exactly what my brain cells needed! Strong, tasty, and delicious! Nice location in the Bank of America Corporate Center. And free Wifi!

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An example of an negative review: Holy clusterfuck. The lines were confusing getting in and long, even for will call. They have a weird situation where people coming out of willcall gets out right where the exit is and where they separate into a ID line so it was a bit confusing. It seems from other reviews this is what happens when someone really big is here so if you want to see their whole set, COME EARLY. I missed a good 20 minutes of a 90 set because of it and I was a bit miffed since I came 40 minutes early thinking it would be enough time. Inside was rather crowded in a way that a bit much. I came to see Bassnectar who doesn't play in clubs and it was so packed there was no escaping feeling a body to all sides of me and I nearly had my earring ripped off, my face burned by a stupid guy waving his cig like a dickhead. A few of the bouncers were actually really nice and a few just seemed irritated so it's a mixed bag. I have to preface that I used to be a big clubber and never have I been packed in like it is in Vegas so I kinda don't know how to feel about venues here in general. I don't like the sardine can feel so if Bassnectar were to come here again and do this venue, I think I'm driving to LA and having a great long weekend to see him comfortably.

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An example of an negative review: I am here as we speak. I've been coming here for over 12 years now. When I walked in, I was disgusted to see pizza crusts, napkins and wrappers all over the floors and tables. I could not find one clean table, so I got a napkin and dusted one down. I've never had to wait more than 2 minutes to order unless there is a huge line. However today, the manager I'm guessing who is all dressed in black did not even greet us or tell us it would be a minute before me and another person waited in line to order. He was totally avoiding the cash register! He was slowly loading pizza in and out of the oven as if he were spaced out !finally a girl came out from the shadows Then on top of that, my kids went to get drinks, and once they sat down and tasted it, they said it tasted funny! So I took a sip, they said they got coke, and it tasted like straight water ! I really don't know what the deal is, but I am hoping that the pizza comes out right ! If not, you will get a more epic review Peter Piper on Thomas !

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An example of an negative review: first off, this place has lines out the door come dinner time. my brother and i waited in line a good 45 minutes just to see what all this hype was about. standing in line reminded me of the lines at disneyland. long, slow, and definitely not worth the wait. the selection was alright. service was average, once they sit you down, you never see the waiter again to fill up your drinks. just the guys that take your empty plates away. food was forgettable.