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Output: Yes, I am giving 5 stars to a coffee shop with a name and concept that sounds like a cheesy early '90s skinamax flick. I could be embarrassed by how much I actually enjoyed Bikini Beans Espresso, but why should I be? I didn't just like the place because I am a dirty nearly middle aged man. I liked it because it excels at its concept and actually serves up a good cup of coffee as well. I stopped by Bikini Beans for a few reasons: 1. I wanted a caffeinated beverage. Seriously; that's #1. 2. It wasn't that far out of my way. 3. But I probably would have gone out of my way because I wanted to be able to say that I bought a cup of coffee from a sex-presso shop at least once in my life. We all need goals. Hey. I'm 34 years old, married, and have a baby on the way. Getting served coffee by an attractive young girl who's wearing a minimal amount of clothing is probably about as adventurous as I am going to get for a very long time. The three baristas who were working Thursday afternoon were all lovely in every way. If the coffee isn't enough of a pick-me-up, than at least they are. The well placed drive-thru window is big, clear, and low allowing me to be a not-so-subtle perv. It more-or-less forced me to check the girls out while they brewed the coffee. The girls were also very personable. They engaged me in small talk the whole time I was waiting for that my drink. They even seemed like they were genuinely interested in what I was saying. Asking me to try my drink and getting my opinion of it before I drove off was also a nice flirtatious touch. I guess you may be interested in what I thought about that drink. I had a B Cup of Mocha Frappe. Not only could I make a lot of dirty sounding similes about holding on to a creamy mocha b cup, but It was delicious. At $4.25 for 16 ounces, the price is on par with any chain coffee shop. There's just some barely PG-13 t-and-a going on at Bikini Beans. Nothing offensive or sleazy. Just some easy on the eye girls wearing tight and tiny 2-pieces instead of aprons and polo shirts. If you're near downtown Phoenix and in need of some coffee you may as well live a little and give this shop a try. Bikini Beans is pretty much the same as Starbucks but a heck of a lot more fun.

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Output: Just ate here tonight. Was pretty good. I will admit, I'm more a fan of hakata style ramen, so I'm not too eager to go back, but I'm rating this for what it is. The only reason it lost a star was that their gyoza wasn't too great. Not bad, and pretty well priced, but I've had many a plate of superior gyoza. That said, the pork was very flavorful, the soup was very rich, the menma added some very nice flavor, the waitresses were courteous and refilled my water very quickly. If you're a fan of ramen, definitely give them your business, but be warned, this is northern style, so it could be a bit rich for you like it was for me. That said, I'll definitely be back to have my friends try it, they just still haven't stolen the number one spot in my heart from monta... Well, the number 2 spot, number 1 is ramen stadium back in hakata.

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Output: good selection of beers*, but the food is appalling. sysco-truk curly fries and run-of-the-mill hotdogs that don't even have natural casings. puh-leez. if you're gonna put "dogz" in the name of your restaurant at least try to serve something better than what you can get on sale at giant eagle. no joke: I prefer the O. their fries are made out of potatoes and their dogs have real casings. * and by "good" I mean "good for PA" where liquor laws are an absurd kafkaesque mess and a lindeman's geuze is about as interesting as it gets (for like $15, natch)

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In my opinion, Great Clips is about a 60/40 chance you'll get a good haircut. My hair is too complicated for great clips but my hubby has been going every so often. He let his hair grow out this summer and needed a more respectable cut. The woman, I cannot remember her name, but she had dark hair and blonde highlights pretty much cut chunks in his hair and even cut a chunk out of his bangs. She was done in about 2 minutes and we ran out the door. My husband, who never cares about his hair, was horrified. He would have said something to the stylist but was too afraid she would just keep cutting. We had to go to a high end salon to get it fixed since he is in a wedding soon. I think this place is good if you are looking for someone to just shave your head. People with hair beware!