Q: Build a movie plot around this: Why didn't Bugs abandoned ship? eating carrots
A: Yosemite Sam is a notorious pirate, sailing the high seas. He suddenly spots an unprotected ship, and decides to take it over. He fires his cannon and orders the captain and crew to surrender. Everyone on board abandons ship except for Bugs, who is in a box of carrots, helping himself. Bugs answers Sam, and when ordered to surrender, he responds, "Surrender? Never heard of the word, so you'll have to try to take the ship!"A battle ensues, where Bugs and Sam fire their respective ship's cannons at each other. Bugs manages to blast Sam through a porthole, and when Sam tries to do the same, he is blasted again. A bit later in the battle, Bugs sneaks on board Sam's ship by scaling the mast and walking across to the other ship, and fires Sam's own cannon at him, causing him to dissolve into a mass of powder. Sam tries to get even by sneaking on board and firing Bugs' own cannon at him, but the cannon backfires and sends him crashing through the hull.Next, Sam tries to swing over on a rope, but he charges right into the barrel of a cannon, and is shot as he tries to retreat. Sam then pins a sail to a barrel of TNT, lights the fuse, and blows on it to propel it towards Bugs' ship. Bugs uses a fan to blow the TNT right back at Sam's ship, where it explodes. Finally, Sam tries to swim over to Bugs' ship and use a powder bomb to blow it up, but he is eaten by a shark while swimming, and the bomb explodes inside the shark, reducing it to a skeleton.Sam makes it aboard Bugs' ship, discovering Bugs in the crow's nest. He tries to cut Bugs down with an axe, but ends up flattened instead. Bugs scales the mast, and finds himself cornered by Sam. He escapes by diving into the water below. Sam follows, but bounces off a rock, knocking him out and sending him splashing into the sea.The two ships are now next to each other, enabling Bugs to throw a match into the powder room of Sam's ship when he makes it back on board. Sam runs down and grabs the match before it can do any damage, and warns Bugs that if he tries to do that...

Q: Build a movie plot around this: Was Lo Pan a bad warrior? no
A: Truck driver Jack Burton (Kurt Russell) and his friend, restaurant owner Wang Chi (Dennis Dun), go to the airport to pick up Wang's fiancee Miao Yin (Suzee Pai), who is arriving from China. A Chinese street gang, the Lords of Death, tries to kidnap another Chinese girl at the airport who is being met by her friend Gracie Law (Kim Cattrall), intending to sell her as a sex slave. After Jack intervenes, they take Miao Yin instead. In Jack's big-rig truck, he and Wang track the Lords of Death to the back alleys of Chinatown, where they find a funeral procession that quickly erupts into a street fight between the Chang Sing and Wing Kong, two ancient Chinese societies. When "The Three Storms" (Thunder, Rain, and Lightning) appear, slaughtering the Chang Sing, Jack tries to escape but runs over Lo Pan (James Hong), a powerful and legendary sorcerer, as well as the leader of the Wing Kong. Horrified, Jack exits his truck, only to find Lo Pan, who is merely annoyed. Wang hurriedly guides Jack through the alleys, escaping the carnage and mayhem, but Jack's truck is stolen.Wang takes Jack to his restaurant, where they meet up with Gracie, Wang's friend Eddie Lee (Donald Li), and magician Egg Shen (Victor Wong), a local authority on Lo Pan. They try to explain to an incredulous Jack some of the ancient knowledge and sorcery the Chinese brought with them to America, eventually devising a plan to infiltrate a brothel, where they think Miao Yin is being held. However, the Storms make off with Miao Yin, bringing her to a front owned by Lo Pan. Trying to rescue her, Jack and Wang are quickly subdued by Rain and taken to see Lo Pan, now in the form of a crippled, old man. Wang tells Jack that Lo Pan needs a special green-eyed girl to break an ancient curse, and he intends to sacrifice Miao Yin. Centuries ago, Lo Pan, a great warrior, but most of all a powerful wizard, was defeated in battle by the first sovereign emperor Qin Shi Huang. The Emperor placed upon Lo Pan the curse of No Flesh. Although Lo Pan can be temporarily...

Q: Build a movie plot around this: Who attacks JC? The possessed janitor
A: In 1959, on board a spacecraft, two aliens race to keep an experiment from being released by a third member of the crew. The seemingly possessed third alien shoots the canister into space where it crashes to Earth. Nearby, a college man takes his date to a parking spot when they see a falling star and investigate. It lands in the path of an escaped criminally insane mental patient. As his date is attacked by the axe-wielding maniac, the boy finds the canister, from which a small slug-like thing jumps out and into his mouth.Twenty-seven years later, Chris Romero pines over a love lost, supported by his disabled friend J.C. During pledge week at Corman University, Chris spots a girl, Cynthia Cronenberg, and falls instantly in love. To get her attention, he decides to join a fraternity. Cynthia's boyfriend, who heads the fraternity, tasks them with stealing a cadaver from the university medical center and depositing it on the steps of a sorority house. Chris and J.C. find a frozen corpse in a secret room, but when it grabs them, they flee.Meanwhile, Detective Ray Cameron, a haunted cop, is called in to the cryogenics lab break-in, where he discovers one of the bodies the boy who discovered the alien experiment in 1959 is now missing, set free by Chris and J.C. The corpse makes its way back to the sorority house where he picked up his date twenty-seven years ago. There, his head splits open and releases more of the slugs. Called to the scene, Det. Cameron finds the body, interpreting the condition of the head as the result of an axe wound in the face.The next day, the fraternity brothers confront Chris and J.C., who they believe to be responsible for the previous night's incident. They are then taken in for questioning by the police. Based on the testimony of a janitor that witnessed them running out of the university medical center, "screaming like banshees," they confess to breaking in but deny moving the corpse. That night, a dead attendant rises from his slab and runs into the same janitor.Cynthia...

Q: Build a movie plot around this: In which UK village goes David move? Cornwall
A:
David Sumner, an American mathematician, comes to live with his glamorous young wife, Amy, in her hometown, a small village in a remote part of Cornwall, UK.Amy's return is of particular interest to her ex-boyfriend, Charlie Venner, and his cronies, Norman Scutt, Chris Cawsey and Phil Riddaway, who are immediately resentful of the outsider who has married one of their own. David hires the men to carry out repairs to the isolated farmhouse he and Amy have rented, Trenchers Farm. Tensions in the Sumners' marriage soon become apparentexplicitly so when Amy stands topless in a window in full view of the workmen.When Amy discovers their dead cat hanging by a light chain in their bedroom closet, she claims the workmen are responsible. She presses David to confront them, but he refuses. Later, the men invite David to go hunting in the woods with them. During the hunting trip, the workmen take him to a remote forest meadow and leave him there with the promise of driving the birds towards him. Having ditched David, Charlie Venner returns to the couple's farmhouse, where he initiates sex with Amy. She at first resists but eventually appears to submit, repeatedly embracing and kissing him. As Amy and Charlie lie together, Norman Scutt enters silently and forces Venner at gunpoint to hold Amy down while he rapes her in a sequence far less ambiguous as Amy screams and struggles to break free, to no avail.The next day, David, who is seemingly unaware of his wife's ordeal, fires the workmen. Later that week, the Sumners attend a church social where Amy becomes distraught after seeing the men who raped her. They leave the social early, and, while driving home through thick fog, accidentally hit the mentally handicapped Henry Niles, a local villager. They take Henry to their home. David phones the local pub to explain about the accident. However, earlier that evening Niles had accidentally strangled a flirtatious young girl from the village, Janice Hedden. Her father, the town drunkard, Tom, and the workmen looking for...