Problem: Write a positive yelp review.
A: Having lived in Buffalo, NY for the entire 90's decade, when I walked into Lebowski's I felt almost like I was at any dive bar in North or South Buffalo. The people eating in there almost all looked like they were from Western New York - and that was a good sign. They say it's named "Lebowski's" after the movie, but anyone who has lived near Buffalo knows everyone's last name ends in "ski" or doesn't contain vowels due to the large Polish population so I think it's more of a homage to Cheektowaga and West Seneca. Like those places in WNY, Lebowski's is small, with tables crammed together and a small bar. We met my father and his girlfriend there so they were already seated. Our service was very attentive and our meals were served quickly. I have had beef on weck in Charlotte, but none have been authentic - Lebowsk's, however, is the real deal. Slow roasted beef piled high and served with fresh horseradish on a kimmelweck or "weck" roll - a soft German roll with caraway seed and sea salt added to it. This could be served anywhere in Buffalo and would even top some places such as all of the Anderson's - except the original one. I also had a salad which was decent and fresh. A little romaine, a little spinach, fresh diced tomatoes, a couple of cuke slices, and a little crostini. My wife had a shrimp po boy which she said was very good and it looked good - healthy sized shrimp on a large roll. My dad's girlfriend got the haddock fish fry and it looked great and she said it was very good too. If anyone is looking for a good "fish and chips" just get a fish fry at a Buffalo restaurant - it's almost the same except that they use haddock instead of the related cod and haddock is lighter, flakier, and tastes better. I didn't have the wings since my stomach was in bad shape, but will get those and the fried pickles next time. I don't know if they still take the supposedly 20 minutes, but I've worked in restaurants in Buffalo, and even extra crispy wings never took longer than 11 minutes; regular ones took about 8 or 9 - and those were all big wings. Lebowski's also has a lot of different beers, including Genesee, other cheap domestic beer, and a fair selection on craft and micros. All, in all, Lebowski's is the real deal for anyone from WNY and the non-Buffalo staples seem to be good too. I will definitely come back here, although it's not good for groups - a little too small for that. It has Tavern on the Tracks beat by a long shot when it comes to authenticity (and sanitation grades too). So take da sevendy seven down to da two sevendy seven and get to Lebowski's...they got da best beef on weck in town.

Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A: Don't eat here. The service is awful and the food is ok...if you want to get sick. We first came here for the $1.99 breakfast special from midnight to 5 AM. There was a cashier and a waitress in the front and many empty seats, but our party of 4 weren't seated in almost 10 minutes. That party then became 2 because it was ridiculous how slow they were moving. The food was okay but only $1.99 so you can't complain. Then the next night we ended up here for a group dinner because people were sick of the food court. The food looked okay and tasted okay at the table. When we all went out separate ways after dinner and met up back in our hotel rooms, multiple people were sick. I didn't come back for the regular breakfast on our check-out day, but people said the food and service was fine, although overpriced. I'm glad I went to Starbucks.

Problem: Write a positive yelp review.
A:
Good chowder! We ordered the seafood chowder and shared a fish & chips. The chowder was screaming hot and filled with all kinds of things from the sea. I liked that it was not overly creamy. I would get a bowl instead of a cup next time. The fish and chips were also good. The batter was a little thick, but the fish was perfectly cooked. Their fries are good and crispy. I think they season them with sea salt. It was strange that we were the only people in the whole place from 11:00am -11:40am. I will be back for some of the nightly specials they offer.