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Output: Horrible experience and will NOT return. Totally disorganized. Most of the empty tables were unbussed. Three lines merged into one and orders were not taken correctly. Workers were standing around with dazed looks and unwilling to help - they simply pointed to a different person when asked for assistance.

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Output: Not impressed!! Food was edible but not much more than that! Very disappointing! Restaurant is filthy....more dust than the desert! Air conditioner barely working! Food was not cooked all the way! Rice was hard! Drinks were blah! First time I have ever left a 1 star for a restaurant! Would never come back! I would recommend you dine elsewhere

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Output: My sister, father, his mother-in-law and myself had just left a showing of Wicked at the Smith Center and were looking for a place to have a late lunch/early dinner. I suggested Brentwood since it's never packed and the food is always good. We got there and I was delightfully surprised to discover that they're currenlty retooling the restaurant and bar to accomodate fans of the Texas Longhorns. Unfortunately, during this retooling session, the bar was a little sloppy. The menu was very small, they were limited on drinks and they were streaming the Longhorns game on a slow connection, so it kept freezing up to buffer. I'll be honest, the only reason I'm giving this place four stars is because despite the remodeoling faults, my food was delicious and I can't wait to see what this place is like when they're settled and everything runs smoothly.

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Having never been o an Irish pub before, I was pleasantly surprised with the wide selection of food options that they had here. The place was dimly lit and gave it that dungeony type feel, which I have found out is a trait of pubs. The Guinness was poured as a proper one should be and they give you a free appetizer if you check in on Yelp. Would recommend this place to anyone looking for a place to grab a bite to eat or an after work drink. The location leaves something to be desired, but this is a hidden gem of a place. The wait staff were super nice and my particular server was a lovely tattooed brunette. I don't recall her name, but she did an excellent job serving me and my party while we were on vacation. The food came out quickly, hot, and freshly made. Next time I am in the Phoenix area, I will try an stop by here and enjoy a pint!