Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: Had to stop in here at 4am because America was closed for cleaning (is that a metaphor? an allegory? HELP WHAT'S THE WORD I'M LOOKING FOR!?). I ordered a ham and cheese omelet with a side of fries. I wish I could post a photo to this review (and, who knows, maybe on the mobile app I can) but it was the most wan-looking, unappetizing omelet I've consumed in a very long time. The side of hash browns was bigger than said omelet, and not very exciting. I asked for hot sauce and the server brought me about 7 varieties of Tobasco. That was why this place gets 2 stars instead of 1. Service was fine. I think my guy's name was James? He was working there instead of America because I guess the whole staff moved during the cleaning and was operating out of the Burger Bar's kitchen...but only serving the Burger Bar's menu? Yeah, I was just as confused as you were, and I was about 12 Jack-and-Cokes deep at that point. Honestly, I just wanted the gravy fries from America but I had to settle for this instead. Also when I received my place setting there was no fork. I was simply given a knife wrapped up inside a napkin. It was almost as if someone was trying to tell me, "It's 4am and you're wasted, eating an omelet and fries by yourself in a corner booth at a 24-hour diner. Kill yourself." Obviously I didn't, because I'm here writing this review... ...From beyond the grave!!! OOoooooOOooOoooOOOhhhh...
Q: positive

A: Not as good as O, but still amazing. It's very sensual, so you have to be in that frame of mind to get into it. But once you get into it, it's an incredible show. Funny story: We went to a strip club after the show, and found it sad that there were girls doing almost the same thing as Cirque for much, much more money. Bummer.
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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- positive) review?

Answer: We came here on a Wednesday night and waited for about 20 minutes and I wish we would have just gone to the buffet! After eating our appetizer which came out in a timely manner, we waited another 20 minutes for one of our two entrees. While waiting, we noticed that there was a large Chinese family who sat 10 minutes after we did. They placed their order in their native tongue to the waitress and received all of their order. We were really disappointed, we had anticipated eating the sweet sour chicken with the chicken chow mein. Our waittress never came to apologize that the chicken chow mein wastaking longer than anticipated. When we brought it to the attention of the manager, she said some dishes take longer and my hubby pointed out that the Chinese family had chow mein orders, too, and she couldn't answer us! So as we sat, we noticed that customers who spoke Chinese, had special treatment over other nationalities. We talked to a European couple next to us, and they had noticed the same trend. I would be interested to know if this happend to others? OH, and the food??? I would give it 3 stars!! Had better, elsewhere!
Input: OPTIONS:
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Generate a positive review for a place
Output: Burgatory was one of the burger places on my list when we moved to Pittsburgh. We had heard pretty good things about his place. So far they have continued to live up to the hype. My go-to burger is the grass-fed patty with Angel Dust, bunch of veggies, whole grain mustard, and bacon. Sometimes I go with a bun and sometimes bunless. Just about every time it is cooked perfectly. I really enjoy the Angel Dust. When I specify "Pink" interior, it is pink; not rare or well-done. They have a great set of toppings, including cucumber which I really like. Their chips are very good, a mix of sweet potato and regular potato. Fries are pretty good if not overwhelming. I often get a field greens salad instead of fries or chips and it is a nice change of pace: mixed greens with pickled tomatoes, shaved parmesan cheese, and pine nuts. I generally don't get a shake, but my wife does. When I've tried one, each one has been very good. They have a small but well-thought out craft beer selection that seems to be rotated frequently. There tends to be a long wait at any of their locations, so do yourself a favor and get the NoWait phone app. it lets you put yourself in-line for a table before you get there. Overall the interiors are basic but every server we've had has been terrific, particularly with our young daughter. Burgatory is definitely in the top-3 of our Pittsburgh burger list.
input: Write a negative yelp review (OPTIONS:
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output: It's Vegas, and you think o yourself, let's have fun and try something new, let's forget Yelp for a day and just take a chance. It's Vegas baby, there is no bad food on the strip, look at this beautiful new hotel Aria with the fancy waterfall - how can you go wrong? Then you find yourself sitting with hopelessness, as the staff ignores you, in a cafe that looks like its made from melted beer bottles, cheap modernism design, and tasteless food. After waiting for 40 minutes to get our dishes, I find myself wondering where my money went? I ordered a roast rib sandwich and I wished I was at Subways eating a $5 foot long. The meat was dry, the bread was hard, the sauce came straight out of a plastic BBQ bottle. Fries were old, the tea was watered down Lipton, only thing decent was the bread..... Seems like the cooks ran out of any type of seasoning in the kitchen. We also ordered their white fish special, which is equally overpriced and void of any sort of taste. (hi, can I have extra lemon for my water please?) For a moment there I wonder if my tongue was numb. The awesome sound insulation in the restaurant means you can hear every Thump of bass from night Club below. So imagine yourself sitting in this room decorated with left over construction pieces, listening yo hip hop bass vibrating below your feet, staring at a couple of plates of $35 dishes you really don't want to eat, and waiting for your ice tea refill that will never come. The second waitress was much nicer, but by now I'm ready to drown myself in deafening music over the self hatred for taking a chance on Cafe Vettro.
Input: OPTIONS:
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Generate a negative review for a place
Output:
I came here March 26 because I love Sushi. I was very disappointed in the service. We had a blonde woman server, Jenny, and she hardly came to our table. Soup was cold and I had to reach over to the next empty table to get soy sauce. Food was good, just hope you don't get Jenny.