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Output: Typical panda. All the food looks so amazing and then you get it home and its just Eh. Could do worse with a quick meal, but I always leave feeling so dissatisfied with the food. Service was quick and friendly, so no complaints at all with staff. But unfortunately service is only part of the picture, and pushing $10 for lunch I have higher expectations.

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Output: Last weekend I visited Mighty Cup. Or time traveled. It's possible I did both at the same time, like when I astrally projected myself at Castles N' Coasters with my friends when I was supposed to be grounded for doing a "how to" speech on ambushing your class with a surprise egging, complete with demonstration. Cleverly disguised as a yard sale, Mighty Cup offers all the nostalgia, culture, and personality that those old timey "colonial reenactment" towns offer, but with much better tasting concessions and the sensation of still having your dignity intact when you leave. MC is relevant to many of my obscure interests, like "eccentric elderly folk" and "live ambient acoustic music". The interior has that cramped, hectic vibe that you so rarely get in those mainstream coffee chains with their Freudian "tell me about your mother" armchairs and tables that no one ever sits at because why live in Arizona if you're not going to sip your coffee and $5 pastry outside? They make a mean cup of hot chocolate. Like, it actually tastes like chocolate. I'd be willing to do a Pepsi Challenge between MC and Starbucks' "signature hot chocolate" but that would just be wasteful, blowing 4 bucks on a hot chocolate so I can take a sip, decide I don't like it, and throw it away. If I don't eat it all and find a creative use for the packaging, my budget won't allow for it. Best of all, MC is smooth, like jazz and a cold beer. Yes, I did just use one beverage to describe another. Deal. I was a little worried when I got to the bottom, the last few droplets. I was totally prepared to get a mouthful of granules, you know, like I do when I get to Starbucks. But alas, MC is liquid all the way down. That sounds really gross now that I've reread that. The only thing this place is missing a superhero mascot, like Mighty Mouse but with a coffee cup instead of a mouse head. It's probably a good thing I spend 1/3 of my day locked up in a computer lab helping people reset their passwords and locate that word file that they can't find because they don't know how "folders" work. I'm sure once I stop doing that I will cease to be useful. It's a shame that Mighty Cup doesn't fall into my daily commute, or else I'd stop by here every day to get a hot and caffeinated beverage on my way to work. It's probably a good thing though, that it isn't. Caffeine + Sitting in a chair in front of a computer all day = Danger! As my previous reviews might suggest.

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Output: Dirty. The place looks sketchy upon entering, you have to trek down some steps to a basement where I expected to find buffalo bill then you realize its just the citys finest picking up some 40's. I ordered general tso's tofu. It was fried too long, hard on the outside and grease squirted into my mouth when I bit into it. Maybe the cook was having a bad day or another dish would be more successful but after that experience i'm not really willing to find out!

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Lunch buffet $10.99. Yummy garlic naan!!