input: Write a positive yelp review.
output: Courtney took care of the contest issue so I am changing my previous review to five stars. We'll be back. Thanks!
input: Write a negative yelp review.
output: I can't believe some of the ratings. Did we go to a different buffet? The one at Planet Hollywood? We were on line for 45mins even when we could see there were empty tables because the staff couldn't get them cleaned fast enough and the front of the house couldn't coordinate with the waitstaff. When we were finally seated, our waiter was nowhere to be seen. I saw a waitress, for another table of course, who was carrying a platter of hot towels with lemons on top of them, but I guess those were for patrons who were paying more for their food than we were. They had a great many different stations, but really, someone thought they were serving Chinese food? Did anyone even consult a Chinese? And the seafood, what a laugh. Do people know that almost all the buffets in Vegas have shrimp and snow crab legs. I know it's fashionable to be skinny but I don't want crabs that were on a diet. My husband says that for all the stink of the seafood, there weren't enough meat on them to compensate. We didn't stay around too long. When we thought about the $70 (including tip) that we paid, we left with a slight tummy ache (and not from a full stomach) but it was better than trying to eat the mush. There was food spilled all around the stations that no one cleaned up and pasta that came up as one lump when I tried to grab some with the tongs. It was better to leave than to sit there and get upset. Never going back there again.
input: Write a positive yelp review.
output:
Lotus is one of my all time favorites in Las Vegas. Always packed and only recently expanded their dining room. I'm glad they didn't also update the drab, dated, poorly-lit, yet chandeliered carpeteria but in an awesome way space. Part of the fun is braving the gnarly and forgotten Commerical Center (as far from City Center as you can get). The giant lot is riddled with weeds and broken glass and homeless and surrounded by blue-collar gay bars, fetish shops, the Green Door, and other strange and secluded shops. Inside you'll find friendly service and a hodgepodge of Vegas' real movers and shakers. If you want tool-academy rejects and busboy-pimps, head to the Palms and Tryst and Tao. The Vegas pols and artists and hipsters and foodies head to Lotus to Thai one on without breaking the bank. I love the usual Thai-noodle standards (great pad woon-sen and pad thai) and curries, but the spice seekers head for the Northern menu, the Chef's home turf and specialty. Great list of German whites to stand up to the spice as well.