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Output: My boyfriend and I are in our 20s, and have visited this D&B multiple times. After our visit yesterday, however, I don't think we'll be back. When we arrived we were greeted by a long line of people waiting to buy game cards. At first there were 2 extremely slow workers trying to do this, then one left while the line was still out the door! The girl that was left was more than incompetent, and was taking extremely long to fill these game cards. We stood in line for over 20 minutes before being told that there was another attendant in the actual game room. Needless to say, the line in the game room was just as long, and they still only had one girl in the booth. It was a Saturday! After we finally got our cards we had to wait yet again to get a beer. 2 bartenders on staff while the bar was completely full. It took us almost an hour before we actually could start gaming. The floors were filthy with trash, and the bathrooms: repulsive! I had to use the restrooms twice during our visit, and not only did both bathrooms I used have no toilet paper in them, but there was TP all over the floors, and the sinks were less than cleanly. My boyfriend mentioned that the guys restroom was no better, as it smelled like pee and the paper towel dispenser didn't work. All I have to say is get your crap together. We could see a difference in the type of crowed that was there on Saturday compared to what it used to be, and I'm I have no doubt it's due to the poor service and attention to cleanliness. For how expensive they are they need to staff better on weekends. It's a shame how quickly this place has gone down hill and we will NOT be returning anytime soon!

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Output: I couldn't have been more disappointed with my first venture into a Two Hippies. My husband and I rushed home to see who could hammer this place on Yelp first (he beat me). I ordered a hot dog because I love hotdogs. This one was large and cheap, but the flavor was mostly salt, and it looks boiled, which did nothing to improve it. The bun was excruciatingly hot, and as soon as it cooled enough to eat, was excruciatingly tough and chewy (either overly steamed or overly microwaved). Hot dog alone would have earned 2 stars, but unfortunately I tried to share the hubby's tacos... eeeewww, the fish mush tacos were downright nasty. Seriously, they were not just lacking good qualities, they had a mushy texture and bad taste. The pork in the pork tacos was fatty, chewy, and overly marinated. The green beef was tolerable, but nowhere near pleasant. Overall a bad food experience and I came home hungry enough to pig out on Christmas cookies. Atmosphere is fine, place is clean, service quick and pleasant - but that does not make up for the food.

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Output: I love the Grif, great music,bar,& heavy poured drinks. I enjoy the seating and the fireplaces, it's like a very cool dungeon! Lol oh If you can't handle smoke not the place for you.

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I'm a vegetarian at a steakhouse, enough said right? N9NE was amazing! I ordered the Fig Salad (off the specials menu), the white truffle cream gnocchi, and the smore dessert. Everything was great...in fact my gnocchi was the hit of the table - I could literally eat a whole bucket full. And the wine list was amazing as well. So why the 4 stars? I felt like I was eating at a club, turn the damn music down. Thanks.