Problem: Write a positive yelp review.
A: This is a review for all the Mad Mex chains. There's a Biggie quote in there somewhere...This is a shout out to all the people who thought i'd never amount to nothin'. Mad Mex stands on its own. It does not need reviews because it is so completely amazing. It's like Nirvana when I open the front door. The tequila flights are heaven. The burritos and wings are top notch. I don't even have to review the big azz margs. Just know they're out of this world if you haven't tried one yet. The decor is bitchin. So are the skelly's in the restroom. The menu is really fun to read. Just like my reviews. I want lights like they have. You know, the green ones in the jelly jars hanging on ropes? Yeah.

Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A: I will begin by saying the staff is extremely nice and patient with you. Going to the dentist can be difficult and having a friendly face greet you can make it a little easier. That being said, this dentist is not a place I ever want to go back to. Of the five or six times I had to go in for them to check up on/perform a root canal and give me crowns, I only left without tears in my eyes once. For two crowns and a single root canal WITH insurance, my total came to about $3000, and I have fairly decent insurance. That was last year. While working on those crowns they happened to knick another tooth. I finally went in to see them about it, they literally stuck a stick in my mouth to bite on and told me the tooth was cracked and I needed another root canal! I decided no. I was not going to pay another $1000 because my "insurance will only cover $200" (which I've double checked and it easily pays 50% or more of all types of crowns) so I decided to get a second opinion. Turns out a cavity got under an existing filling. Cost me $30 to fix. Looking at my bill for this recent cleaning/attempt to give me a root canal, I'm seeing this mysterious charge for oral hygiene instructions, which I've seen a few other users mention. If by instruction you mean staff members attempting to pressure me to get a crown I don't need then sure, I absolutely received that service. This office also does seem to push crowns on everyone. My last visit I heard them tell at least two other patients they needed a crown. Based on the other reviews I've read and things I've heard, I know that crowns happen but this just seems excessive. So glad I am never going back. Save yourself the tears and the cash.

Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A:
A local pal and I get together twice a month for breakfast or lunch, depending on our mood. I suggested the Iowa Cafe as I'd heard the fuss about the 'home cookin' and was genuinely excited to try it. Walkin' in, I found it to be exactly what you'd think the place would look like...just a plain down-home setting with myriad Iowa items pegged about the walls. And our waitress was a charmer, who made sure we felt welcomed. My pal Dave ordered breakfast while I ordered lunch. My choice was their 'Iowa Special' turkey sandwich. The price was almost $8.00, which led me to believe I'd be getting home-cooked roast turkey. After all, it was their 'special.' I also ordered a cup of chili, as is my habit when the weather cools. Our food arrived promptly. Dave's breakfast came out first and I was mighty impressed with the pancakes: They were huge. The egg and sausage looked OK...except the portions were considerably smaller. Less than a minute later my sandwich arrived. After the lady set it down and left, I had to do a double-take as it was mighty small. In fact, it looked like the bread came from an outlet store on sale day. Compounding my disappointment was the turkey itself. It was what I call 'turkey jello'...the crap you get at the supermarket in the lunch-meat section for 99 cents a pound sealed in a plastic pouch. It's the stuff that might legally be called turkey (after the bleaching, processing and flavors are added) but it sure wasn't what I'd be proud to put on my menu for $7.59. In fact, I'd probably have second thoughts about offering it to folks on medical marijuana! I was, as the Brits say, gobsmacked. I was hungry however and did get through half the sandwich. By that time the jello had warmed up a bit...and you could clearly taste the sourness in the alleged turkey, indicating it was very close to expiration. Yucco. I didn't make a fuss nor bring my thoughts to management's attention because it was clear that their faux turkey was what they wanted to serve. They were actually geeked when they put it on the table. Like it was a work of art. If it was a work of art, it was Art the mechanic down the street who didn't have a food servers license. The good: the chili had promise. And the Pepsi products were served in 24 ounce cups. And there was a pickle and a bag of chips on the plate. And our waitress asked that if we needed anything else, 'just holler hon.' So one star for the waitress and one star for the cool old-school interior. And no stars for Art the mechanic who stopped by Fry's and bought the turkey jello.