Instructions: Given a text, write a compressed version of it in a single sentence.
Input: This is absolutely the last time that I will ask you to please donate a million dollars to the IUPUI Geology Alumni Fund. That is, this is the last such request that will be penned from the Cavanaugh Hall address.
Output:
This is the last time that I will ask to donate a million dollars to the Geology Fund. That is a request that will be penned from the Cavanaugh Hall address.