Premise:
"Gee, and they didn't have to close down the government even once."
Hypothesis: They closed down the government.

no

Premise:
"First they turn all the washboards and jugs into musical instruments, and the next thing you know all the neighborhood crawfish start to disappear."
Hypothesis: The crawfish disappeared.

it is not possible to tell

Premise:
"uh it's very low uh scale compared to the NFL"
Hypothesis: The NFL has been around a lot longer.
it is not possible to tell