Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer: Best sushi in Charlotte?? Not hardly! I had a mean craving for some sushi and jumped on Yelp to find a sushi restaurant close to my house. After reading the reviews I though I found a winner but the search continues. I ordered a spicy tuna roll along with a specialty roll called the Thump roll. Both rolls were way below average and left a lot to be desired. I didn't even eat all of either roll. I've had way better sushi at several different places in and around Charlotte. Tanaka left me unsatisfied still craving good sushi and almost wanting my money back. If you're a true sushi eater you'll be extremely disappointed with Tanaka.

Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer: Stopped by on my way to the Yelp Adopt-A-Family UYE at Metro Brasserie to pick up an oil change gift card, and I was there for half an hour. Worst service ever. If I hadn't waited until the last minute and wasn't just down the street from Metro Brasserie, I would've walked out. But I did, and I was, so I couldn't. So despite all my rage, I was - come on, you know the line - trapped like a rat in a cage. What - too 90s for you? Come on, Pumpkins rocked, admit it. Anyway, so first I stood there in the waiting room, me and the other three people waiting for their cars. There was nobody behind the register. I asked them, "Is there somebody working?" "Define working," one of them said. The others laughed. When the clerk finally showed up ten minutes later, he came in and started messing with the register, which I was standing in front of. "Hello," I said. "Wait," he said. I told him I just wanted a gift card. He nodded. One of the mechanics came in. Somebody's car was done. He called the guy, the guy came over. Here's their exchange: clerk: Your car's ready. customer: Did you rotate the tires? clerk: Yes. I mean no. (looks at paperwork) I don't know. (goes outside, talks to mechanic, comes back in). No. Do you want them rotated? customer: Yes. clerk: (sighs, waves customer away like he's swatting a fly) customer: I'll go ahead and pay for it, you know, since I'm standing here. clerk: oh, uh, I don't know if I can... (goes outside, talks to mechanic, comes back inside) Okay. customer: They're pulling my car out. clerk: What? customer: They're pulling my car out. I don't think they're not going to rotate the tires. clerk: do you still want the tires rotated? customer: No. clerk: (rings him up for oil change, no tire rotation) My turn. me: "I'd like a gift card." clerk: "How much?" me: (tell him amount) clerk: (stares at register for 5 minutes, every once in a while glancing over at piece of paper taped to wall) me: Everything okay? clerk: (goes outside, talks to mechanic, comes back inside with mechanic. Together they stare at register for another 5 minutes, then mechanic goes back outside, talks to another mechanic, comes back inside) mechanic: You want a gift card? me: Yes. mechanic: How much? me: (tell him amount) mechanic: (goes back outside, talks to another mechanic, comes back inside, stares at register, reads piece of paper, re-reads piece of paper, stares at register...) Finally they figure it out - he's got to swipe the gift card. Of course his hands are covered with grease. He hands me the card, covered in grease. Nice. Don't worry, Gabs - I cleaned it up pretty good before handing it over ;) Man, am I glad I didn't take my car here.

Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer:
Lovveeddd it! We wanted to go somewhere that had a nice interior, good vibe, and of course delicious food for our Montreal trip and this place was perfect. We booked a reservation and came in around 9pm. Ordered a bottle of red, can't remember what but it was quite good. My boyfriend and I split 4 mains and it was the perfect amount of food. Cod w/ Potatoe Puree: The cod was perfectly fried and crispy on the outside and soft and fresh on the inside. It was surrounded by a potato puree je pense and some chili oil? Really good!! Cotechino: It's some kind of cooked sausage/salami thing. It was definitely really tasty, but I guess I could've gone for something more adventurous. Grilled Octopus: One large octo-leg, grilled well and soft on the side. Lamb w/ Pears: It didn't look like lamb, looked like more of a pork terrine type thing. I loved it though, it came with pears and a cream sauce. Our friends got a couple things which I'm not sure I can remember well. One was the charcuterie which looked very cute. The meats didn't look particularly exotic and the portions looked small. Not sure if they were happy with this. Also they didn't seem to like the Tuna tartare dish and left half uneaten which cause the the waiter to scoff. He was nice up until that point, but that was weird. Also, it took almost 2 hours for all our food to come out so I had to take a point off. Would I be back? Might go back to MTL just for this...