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An example of an positive review: Most hotels in Vegas do not have windows that open, let alone balconies, due to the very likely possibility that one might splatter themselves all over Las Vegas Blvd after throwing their life savings down the craps table. No respectable hotel owner wants to squeegee innards off their sliding glass doors. It's just not classy. Does the elusive Imperial Palace abide by these depressing superstitions? HAYL NAW, GOOD SIR. (Exhibit A: My lady friend and I gettin' our dance on outside our room last summer.) This fact, coupled with the INSANELY low room rate considering its location on the strip, is a formula that gives this place an A in my book. ALSO, one time I saw this manatee-sized woman sit on, and then SHATTER, a table at the prestigious "Rock House" bar downstairs. (Exhibit B: The man friend gettin' HIS dance on with Frau Michelin two Summers ago) If my annual Imperial Palace photos don't explain well enough, let me clarify: I LOVE this hotel for being hilariously awesome in every way. Stay here for the laughs, if anything. Or else, stay here cause it's cheap as hell and centrally located. Also it's the greenest hotel on the strip cause they won't EVER CLEAN YOUR ROOM. My past precedes me: I love a good old fashioned seedy Vegas hotel. The. End.

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An example of an negative review: The food was inedible. I would pass on this place.

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An example of an positive review: Went here for dinner recently and was pleasantly surprised. I had heard about it but didn't know what to expect. Cool decor inside and friendly service. Amazing selection of beers. Prices are great and I totally underestimated my appetite. I ordered 4 tacos and was getting full after 2. They pile on the meat and everything was delicious. Great little patio area to sit and enjoy. Definitely will be coming back again soon!

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An example of an negative review: GOT GARLIC?? Don't understand what all the fuss is about on Yelp. Anyone who thinks this place is worth 5 stars , hasn't had REAL food before . Apparently the chef thinks the more garlic you add the better . I like garlic as much a the next guy, however i could not eat the Cesar salad due to the amount of garlic. It's too much when its too spicy to eat due the the high concentration of garlic . The pasta is just ok , def. not worth the price . Especially the fact that this place calls itself OFF the Strip, and still charges the same as much better restaurants ON the strip. I Have lived in the neighborhood since this place opened and this was my first and last time . Not worth the price for the food they serve.