input: Write a negative yelp review (OPTIONS:
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- positive).
output: So, on most weekends, I get stuck working late. Real late. Most of the time I need to eat before I get home. That is when I rely on the 24 hour fast food joints. As much as I try to avoid them, but with my situation, they do come into play. This McDonalds is no better or worse than any other as far as the food is concerned. Crap. At that late, I face the reaper and need to admit this and go into it willingly. But this one is across the street from my house, easy to get to on my drive home. Driving through at about 3 in the morning, and having to wait for 12 minutes for the car in front of me, here is the transcript of my ordering experience. drive thru - "Hello, what can I make for you?" Me - "Do you have the 20 piece mcnuggets for five dollars?" drive thru - "No sir." Me - "Oh, you have a huge promo poster I am looking at that says you do, in front of your store." drive thru - "No, sir, it is not 5 dollars, it is $4.99, not 5 dollars." Me - "Sure, that sounds good. I'll have that." drive thru - "It is not 5 dollars, it is $4.99." Me - "Yeah, that is fine, I'll take one order of those." drive thru - "The price is different, you want to order them?" At this point, I have been up for over 21 hours, working 2 jobs for about 16 of those. I'm doing my best not to lose my shit. Me - "Yes that is fine." drive thru - "Sauce?" Me - "Just ketchup." drive thru - "No sauce?" Me - "Ketchup is fine." drive thru - "Something to drink?" Me - "No thanks." drive thru - "No drink?" Me - "No thanks." drive thru - "Fries?" I don't answer, I drive to the window. I get my food and drive home. For 20 nuggets, there are 4 packets of ketchup. No napkins. The roommate, who we will call "Joe," is still up. I eat 10 nuggets and am done. I give the rest to said roommate. Apparently, the second box of nuggets have been sitting out longer than the first box, and he spits one out on the floor after taking a bite. My dog happily eats the remains. I'm making sandwiches when I get home from now on.
input: Write a negative yelp review (OPTIONS:
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- positive).
output: If you found this place in Southern California, it would probably sit idly like every Lollicup, Quickly, or TapEx. I miss the sea salt coffee from 85 Degrees. I miss the amazing fruit-in-your-drink selection from Tastea. I miss the self-pour tea from Ten Ren's Tea Station. I miss the honey boba from Half & Half. If you're craving innovative drinks, you won't find it here. But at least this place suffices for the most basic boba milk tea until I get to go home again
input: Write a positive yelp review (OPTIONS:
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output:
We stayed here for Labor Day weekend. Overall it was great experience. The architecture and the room layout was very nice, it felt like Don Draper from Mad Men was staying in the next door :) The grounds of Valley Ho are green and nicely landscaped. My favorite part was the fact that it's a pet friendly hotel (they even give you a food bowl and doggie bags- nice touch) so we could bring our pup with us which was awesome. We also enjoyed 2 pools and the restaurant which had great breakfast and drinks. It is located in a walking distance from all the shops and galleries and within a short drive from the mall, so it hits a variety of point. The staff was friendly as well. I would come back here and recommend it. The only thing I would've changed is make the in room water bottles free, everything else was good.