Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer: Courtney's review is pretty much spot on. I can't think of a better way to describe the show other than Rick Thomas revels in himself. Between his magic tricks, he talks about how he followed his dreams and shows weird, outdated video segments about his life. Like the video of him doing the cha cha with his sister when he was 14 while the words "You go boy!" fly across the screen. ?? I came for magic and tigers, Rick. Not to see your weird home vids. Rick also repeats some crazy nonsense about dreams throughout the show. And I don't mean cutesy, Disney, 'follow your dreams' stuff. More like weird philosophical theories that make you say, "wtf is he talking about?" Also, the show tended to bob between the magic of childhood and him dry humping his sexy assistants on stage. All in all, it was pretty ridiculous and made my jaw drop several times. But I still had a great time with friends because we laughed about it long after the show ended.

Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer: Recently I went to this foot massage parlor, and get my foot massaged. The price is reasonable! But the lady name Lily wasn't doing a good job on the foot massage, so I gave her some tips just for her service. And here is the bad part, after I gave her the tips, she rush out the massage parlor & stand behind my car & won't let me leave! So I told her that if she won't let me leave, I will call 911! She obvious got scared & moved out of the way. So the next day I came back and want to make a proper complaint with the owner, but obvious the owner wasn't available. So I end up put the complaint up here & hope the owner can see this.

Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer:
I went tonight at this restaurant for the first time, the food was ok. What I really didn't like was the service was terrible, especially the waitress who served us not the young and skinny one but the older one with bangs. There are many places where the ramen and service are way more better. Wouldn't go there anymore.