What is the most logical next event?

A mainly black intro with some blue accents and white words appear and read a double beetloaf production. a black screen with a logo and words

Select from:
[A]. appear and read " give a shit then tone down your humid air! sound distortion occurring suddenly! ".
[B]. appears and say's " clean batch of vanilla swirl limes said gone 30 min " before the screen cuts to black with some white text on it that say's " shift now! (zero) ".
[C]. read waka peninsula kickball presents, and then a series of still shot pictures begin.
[D]. appears and say: " youtube video of me and zumba are against plaques and the logo is graphic.
[C].