Problem: Write a positive (OPTIONS:
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A: The idea of paying for a self-wash seemed a little silly, but after trying it at home and making a big mess -- only to end up with the dog outside in the mud within minutes after the bathing, and leaving them so moist that a funky smell develops as they dry -- it became an obvious and worthwhile choice. My first experience with self-wash, at a nearby competitor, was horrible, but my time at Wag&Wash was so much better. The facility here is clean and fairly spacious. The stainless steel tubs are sturdy, and the spray equipment and drains all worked well. They had a rubber brush to use on the dog's fur while sudsing and washcloths available for cleaning ears, etc. I did have a little trouble with the suction-cup-leash that was supposed to hold my 70 lb dog secured to the front side of the tub. It didn't. A wet dog jumping over the edge of a slippery wet stainless steel tub that's elevated several feet over a slippery wet tile floor is not a healthy combination for the poor dog, who pulled a "Bambi on ice" and comically (but i'm sure painfully) spread all four limbs out in all directions and landed face first on the floor. I asked for a non-suction-cup leash and secured him to a bar at front of the tub afterwards, but damage done. Just go with the basic wash; the pricing options for various extras aren't worth it. Why pay an extra several dollars for a specific scent of shampoo, when there isn't a conditioner with the same scent, since the conditioner is what the dog ends up smelling like afterwards, not the shampoo? The blow dryers were powerful enough to blow out not only the water, but lots of leftover hair. Sometimes the nozzle end blew off the hose, but i'd rather have the blowers be too hard than too soft. I feed rawmeatybones, so i didn't shop the food selection much, but the premium brands offered are expectedly pricey. I did pick up a rubber brush for cheap de-furring. I will be back to use my frequent washer card. Check out the pic of poor, wet, sad Doogie.
Q: negative

A: My first massage that I had there I thought was pretty good, I decided to become a member therefore was locked in with them for 12 months. The next couple of massages were not enjoyable at all. They were late for my appointment, therefore my massage time was cut short. I finally found a therapist that I liked, but then she quit after a few months I was there. My last massage was awful, the therapist was rough and she reeked like cigarette smoke. My membership was done on November 2013, I was in there for a massage and notified the person at the front desk that I would like to cancel my membership (must give a 30 day notice). She told me that I would receive some kind of e-mail from the manager and to look out for it (never received anything). I was told my last bill would be the beginning of December. I found that I was billed in January. I contacted the office and was told they had "no record" of me giving notice. I was NEVER told that I had to give them something in writing, nor did the lady at the front desk ask for this when I told her I wanted to cancel - I would have done it, I was right there. The manager calls me and tells me that I need to provide something in writing, I immediately e-mailed her with the request. She responded stating that she would e-mail me back some paperwork to sign, promised me it that day. NEVER received it. Not only am I not getting my money back for being charged in January, I can't even get the paperwork to cancel. WORST CUSTOMER SERVICE EVER. Would NEVER recommend this business to anyone.
Problem: What would be an example of an positive (OPTIONS:
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Answer: Excellent service --- the gentleman who greeted us when we walked in and explained the menu to us was extremely enthusiastic and loved what he was doing. Service was attentive; no complaints. The atmosphere was relaxed, great vibe. Good wine. We ordered: lamb shank: this was the favorite: Very tender, the meat melts in your mouth in a "can i have more please?" way duck margaret with cranberry sauce: very tasty, very good veal and pasta: reminded me a little of stroganof, also very good but hard to match up against the lamb shank steak and french fries: also good The soup was zucchini soup which was fine. Pepper gives it added flavor, but it comes with a light spice on its own. The salad was good, sprinkled with a light vinegrette; preferred it over the soup. All in all a great experience.
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Output: I do like this place.. is it the best no, but I am finding that Phoenix is kind of hard to find Chinese that is good and not in a shady looking place.. I am very paranoid about food poisoning and I'm very picky about food.. So Pf Chang's, yes its a chain, its not own by Chinese people and its kind of generic but its good for what it is.. The hostess always do seem to be snotty but the waiters are nice and quick, the bar is a little expensive but that expected at a restaurant like this, but they do have a great martini menu.. Sometimes I splurge.. I usually always get the Chicken Lettuce Wraps which is one of my favorite things on the menu, they are messy but really good. I tried the vegetarian Lettuce wraps and they were just as good, maybe even better.. I asked if they were really vegetarian (I worked at a restaurant that claimed to be but weren't) and the waiter said that it was suitable for a vegan.. good to know.. For entrees I usually get the Kung Pao Chicken, very good never disappointed.. The Mongolian Beef is also pretty good.. There noodle dishes as alright pretty basic, haven't found one that I would routinely order.. But the thing I like about the food is that it is down well.. It never is too fried, or too oily of slimy etc.. some many Chinese restaurants I've been to just left me feeling like I ate a whole bucket of McDonald's fries, Chang's doesn't leave you with that heavy icky feeling.. Is it the best ever? No, but for what it is its good, I don't go often but when I do go I enjoy it..
input: Write a positive yelp review (OPTIONS:
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output: Loved it, friendly staff and food was d-lish and adorable. People who rated this place poorly probably are afraid to sit next to people they don't know and are easily offended. You are at a comedy club! Shut up and go watch Netflix at home with your cat.
Q: positive

A:
ooohmmmyyygooooodnessss..... I am in LOVE with this place. I would come here every night if I could. Cheap drinks. Drunk people. PEOPLE WATCHING! They play the same lame VIVAVISION shows every night on the hour, depending on the hour. They have live music depending what season it is, last summer was Summer of the 70s??? I think.. and this coming October (starting now actually) is OKTOBERFRIGHTFEST. Everyone needs to come here at least once. It is such an experience. The gift shops, street vendors, street ...performers?, the mullets, the police, live music, the shows, getting to see yourself on the screen above, 24 hour Starbucks, krispy kreme.... and getting some BEADS!! The list is endless. The casinos don't seem very sanitary because of the large amount of people, but one place to relieve myself I find very clean and tidy is the Golden Nugget's restroom. Be sure to stay after 11pm because at the beginning of Fremont Street, a DJ sets up and plays some "clubbin" pop music. You can join in and dance, or just watch the silly people grind on each other. Be sure to come here whether you are a local or a visitor. It's fun. Also, don't forget about the lovely food options that lie also make Fremont Street unique.