Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Example Input: Later at a restaurant, someone sits across a table from his brother and reads bank statements. His jaw drops as he examines some pie charts, and he
Example Output: fidgets, wondering what he means.

Example Input: Someone sidesteps and breaks the chair over his back. Getting up, someone
Example Output: pulls off his pajama pants.

Example Input: Someone stares at his son and crouches down beside Houdini. Someone
Example Output:
looks at him, smiling, then faces him.