Question:
What a crazy weekend ! Last night some powerful thunderstorms moved through right before church and knocked the power out in half the building . ( I do n't know how it went out in half the building .

what is the reason having power off in half the building makes you not know how it went out ?
Answer:
It is unusual for power to be out in only part of any building as the power usually feeds from the same Power drop line .

Question:
I wanted a freebie ! Then at work , from 11 am to 3 pm there was this chatty chick doing a demo / sampling of the grapes which were on special in the produce department , and she 'd set up her stand right next to my flower display . She was making up this WW strawberry mousse and giving people a bit of that with a couple of grapes in it . Of course it had dairy ... and aspartame ... yeesh .

What kind of a person am I ?
Answer:
I am a grocery store employee .

Question:
The telegraph operator explains that he 'll be glad to help her , then adds , " It 's just 99 cents a word . " Well , with only $ 1 left after paying for the bull , the brunette realizes that she 'll only be able to send her sister one word . After thinking for a few minutes , she nods , and says , " I want you to send her the word , ' comfortable . ' " The telegraph operator shakes his head .

What happens after the girl sends the word comfortable to her sister ?
Answer:
The sister knows she 's OK .

Question:
bleh . hahahaha.and while we are on the topic of books , i got 3 new ones . or rather i bought one and my cousin shari got me the other two .

What type of hobby is the narrator going to be pursuing ?
Answer:
The narrator is going to read .