IN: I am cranky today . Was cranky yesterday . Hmmm ... could it be because I decided on a whim to do the Wild Rose Herbal D - Tox diet ( I say diet because I ' ve forgone the supplements - no real flushing of the system for me ) ?
What will happen with the narrator and their diet ?

OUT: They will have to go to the bathroom .

IN: We asked for real spicy but was not as spicy as the Vindaloo . Their rice was great . I prefer rice made this way ... you know , with separated rice grains unlike the Chinese way where they are soggier and clumps together .
What had happened right before they ate their food ?

OUT: They went to an Indian restaurant .

IN: He could n't help it , he climbed up on the bed and curled his body into the tiny piece of mattress on the side to hold Patrick to him . Patrick slid back and let Travis scoot closer . Patrick uncurled his body and wrapped his arms around Travis , laying his head on his warm , broad chest instead of the pillow . " I love you , Travis . " Patrick whispered .
What do you know about these men ?

OUT:
They are romantic with each other .