IN: I mean , Toronto , Calgary , Montreal -- not particularly funny names . Readers see Moose Jaw and they start to giggle . Everyone knows , generally , where Moose Jaw is . It 's somewhere " over there " or " up there " or " near the border . " And Moose Jaw has achieved a legendary status in the North American consciousness .
Where is Moose Jaw located ?

OUT: It is in the great white north .

IN: Friday : Moderate cat integration , including a bit with Cat3 on the couch . No problems . Eventually put Cat3 in her room not because she was bad -- she was fine -- but because LittleGirl 's nerves needed a break . Yesterday : Assorted treat sessions . The tuna - and - wheat - grass treats were a huge hit .
What might happen after a few months ?

OUT: Cat3 will be fully integrated .

IN: I ' m fuckin ' free . No more of the reek of pot driftin ' through the house at all hours of the day or night . No more hearing him sing along with songs that he only knows one word to and gets that word wrong .
What may be the plausible reason for my jubilation ?

OUT:
I finally had a separation from a smoker addict