Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer: Friendly and very happy to have new customers. I was super happy with my fill and my polish change on my toes! Got myself a cute little jack o'lantern! I'll definitely be back!

Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer: I looked at their menu. I saw Szechuan dumplings in Hot Oil. My mouth was watering. I called to place order. They don't have that. WTF??? Oh well...back to surfing.

Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer:
unlike the shill reviewer for his store across the street, I've been going here for years. Great neighborhood location, friendly American barbers, good value for the money. This IS NOTt a cheap $9 soviet we-buy-gold place for walmart shoppers. What you get is a good hair cut, by a nice person, in a clean place. Unlike every other place I've been to in 40+ years, they wash your hair AFTER the cut to get rid of cut bits and looks like you would normally look hitting the road.. Add in a hot towel, head and neck massage, and it makes a stressful day a lot better.