Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer: So, I trip into this spot...loved the theme/idea. The affable 20-somethin hostess invited me in and I sat at the empty bar...starving. Now, when I go into a burger/shake place, I DO NOT order Duck confit, lobster mac n chee or freekin popcorn...I order a burger and a shake - damnit! In short order I received what looked like a machine-made patty a tad undone...OK, it was bleeding all over my plate. The "skinny fries" that came with my $13 burger were skinny, alright...in a faux "milk-house" bucket cept it was about the size of a Wisconsin thimball. I ordered a chocolate milkshake $11 as well. It was nice, unfortunately it was also about the size of a medium coke at McD's. Service was OK. You know, when I compare this place with any other burger-joint, it might fare pretty well...but my tab was nearly $35...and for that amount of dough I could've eaten 10 HappyMeals and puked in the parking lot.

Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer: I have to agree with everyone else. There is something seriously wrong with this location. Maybe it's because they are stuck inhaling the remnants of burnt coffee next door at Starbucks, but they just suck! They always seem to be out of the bagels we want. When they actually do have the one I want, like last time, it was burnt on the bottom! Yuck! To make things worse, they are really cheap with the cream cheese or any other thing you choose to add to your bagel. Sometimes, they get really lazy and just put it on the side and make you do all the work! I really really really hate this location and we only go here as a last resort. FAIL!

Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer:
I give it a Meh. The food is predictable and the ambience includes loud kitchen noises and people yelling keno numbers. Good fresh squeezed orange juice.