Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: Thanks for serving me rotten artichoke. Thanks for not chomping the meal. This place is either great or horrible. It could possibly be most inconsistent restaurant I have ever gone too. The manager comes over and apologies but doesn't comp the meal. And doesnt assure me it will never happen again. I believe he said I checked and didnt see any more rotten ones. No kidding they are not all rotten. Rotate your food to ensure its always fresh. Restarant 101. Obviously I have to continue to expext more of the same.

Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: I canceled my membership months in advance due to the fact the gym was in constant disrepair. Come to find out they never canceled the membership. The representative I called was not helpful and I had to leave a message with a supervisor. He also didn't put me on hold and I could be hear him speaking about how he wanted to get laid that night. Listen dude I am all for people getting laid but cancel my membership when I ask please! I really wish I didn't have to give them one star. STAY AWAY!

Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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Sorry Pittsburgh, I don't get it. After a long wait we finally got our "famous" sandwich. It's was, hands down, one of the worst sandwiches I have ever had. It was basically a coleslaw sandwich on trailer trash while bread. The meat (pastrami) was paper thin and the fries were soggy, cold, and basically uncooked. Word of advice - skip it!!! I'd recommend Fat Heads. At least you get something tasty there and great beers to boot