Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A: My bestie and I stayed here 2 years ago. It was a complete nightmare! We weren't able to check in until after 6pm, when we were told an 11am check in would be fine. Our room was dirty and dingy, I wouldnt walk around barefoot; might even want to wear rain boots! Shower didn't work (um I would like to have washed all the desert heat and grimmy room feel off of me) We went out and enjoyed Fremont st. Came back to sleep at this crackden of a hotel. In the morning, we could visibly see all the stains, which looked like past guests included Freddy Kruger (blood) and Ron jermey (yes, semen). Nice veiw of the parking lot, with broken glass and car alarms going off every hour. Tried to talk to management, got nowhere Unless you want that horror movie, run down motel feeling, DON'T stay here. Disgusting

Problem: Write a positive yelp review.
A: Awesome, if you're in Vegas and you want to see a clean, fun and entertaining show, go see Mr. Terry Fator! amazing, amazing, amazing! What a talent! I would love to see him again.

Problem: Write a positive yelp review.
A:
Jerry Maguire's "You had me at hello" altered for Lon's...."You had me at Tortilla Soup". Delish all over! Ambiance: We ate outside because of the perfect weather we're having. The grounds were beautiful. All of the landscaping seemed brighter than usual. Just beware that the grounds pool is not far from the patio, so you might get some partially dressed residents/guests during your time there. Service: Exceptional. My water never got below 1/3, which is hard because I drink water like it's going out of style. The food came out pretty quickly too. I also love that they'll box your food at your table. I don't know why but I prefer that over the the waiter taking it back to the kitchen to box up. Food, omg the food: I started with the tortilla soup. It was creamy, spicy without being killer hot, and full of southwest herbs. The chicken was right off the grill and cut into small strips. Tortilla strips to give it a crunch, and a dollop of fresh guacamole at the bottom as a small surprise at the end. For my entree, I had the grilled vegetable panini on foccacia. It was full of seasonal veggies (i.e. roasted peppers, asparagus, portobello, caramelized onions) with melted mozzarella. Savory and surprisingly not messy. It was served with an apple slaw (perfect for this time of year) and a mixed green salad which was better than any other mixed green salad I've ever had. Just plain exceptional. Tip: Get the tortilla soup and sit outside if weather permits.