Problem: soooooooooooooooooooooooooo.i did something really really really really really really really really really really really really really really bad today.=Oi was at the moviesssssss with my big sisterrrrr & & blahhhhhh . i ran into someone who i wish was n't there ! ! ! ! ! ! ! and the rest was historyyyyyyy .

How does the narrator feel about what they did ?
OPTIONS:
- They are happy .
- It will go down in history .
- They feel guilty .
- They feel accomplished .

A: They feel guilty .
Question:
For some reason , do n't ask me why , I immediately called the black and white one Bernie . I think it 's because he 's pretty fluffy and reminds me slightly of a Saint Bernard . He looks like a Bernie , you think ? Cute .
Answer the following question: Will you ever change its name ?
OPTIONS:
- No , I will always be reminded that it looks like a Saint Bernard so it will stick .
- None of the above choices .
- Yes , this is just a quick nickname .
- Yes , I do n't like the name Bernie .
Answer:
No , I will always be reminded that it looks like a Saint Bernard so it will stick .
Question:
But since that was the only DVD player there , I got it . Then I went to subway . Ordered up 2 Oven Roasted Chicken Titty subs , lettuce , tomato , pickles , and jalapenos , and a quick drink . Powered that down in 10 minutes .

What leads the speaker to refer to this sandwich as a ' Roasted Chicken Titty Sub ' ?
OPTIONS:
- This is a brand new Subway menu item , catered toward an adult audience
- None of the above choices .
- They are using a colloquial phrase that they themselves have coined to describe a custom sandwich
- They have gotten the term confused , and this is in fact nowhere near what the sandwich is actually called
Answer:
They are using a colloquial phrase that they themselves have coined to describe a custom sandwich
IN: He was quickly inducted to his group where his trainer was on hand to brief and walk him through the registration process . A while later , he handed me his excess cash in foreign currency and off he went to his group leaving us to fend for ourselves as we wandered around to catch a glimpse of him to say goodbye but to no avail . In the end we could only wave him goodbye from a distance and drove off .
Why was the narrator 's friend quickly shuffled away ?
OPTIONS:
- That is the military procedure .
- None of the above choices .
- He was behind schedule .
- There was an emergency going on .

OUT: That is the military procedure .
This resulted in my sleeping ridiculously late * today , which is n't exactly going to help with getting to bed at a terribly reasonable hour this evening . The upside is that I do my best and most prolific writing at night , and I just happen to have a few more pages of convincing BS to kick out , so that works out well . I can get back on a more normal schedule next week . Figure I should be able to finish off the content of the paper tomorrow , and Friday I can polish and edit at my leisure .

OPTIONS:
- I am not planning on sleeping tonight .
- It wo n't be the time I usually go to sleep .
- It will be before I usually go to sleep .
- It will be the usual time I go to sleep .
Answer the following question: What may be a plausible fact about the time I go to sleep tonight ?

It wo n't be the time I usually go to sleep .
Problem: So my meeting with Dean L turned out pretty amazing . We parted as friends . Once we got the layered bureaucratic story out of the way we had quite a candid talk .

What lead to this meeting between the two people ?
OPTIONS:
- They were on opposing sides of politics
- They were twin siblings
- They were the very best of friends
- They were a married couple

A:
They were on opposing sides of politics