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An example of an negative review: Do not bring your vehicle here unless you want to keep returning your car over and over. The professionalism of this place is terrible. My sister and I share a vehicle and we brought it here for a minor repair. This minor repair turned into two weeks of back and forth back and forth because they couldn't do the job correctly. When we dropped off the car the final time, it had half a tank of gas. When we picked it up, it was empty. How awesome. We are writing a letter to the BBB and I hope this place shuts down. They have zero business being mechanics or running anything. DONT BRING YOUR CAR HERE AT ALL!!!

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An example of an negative review: Horrendous food - like someone who has never cooked before tried to recreate German delicacies using only their imagination and ingredients from the supermarket in the bad part of town. I ordered beef rouladen with cabbage and bacon, the beef was tough, the cabbage tasted like it came out of a can, and the brown sauce covering it all was like something the worst Chinese food restaurant in Nebraska would put on its chicken and broccoli. A floppy uncooked piece of bacon found floating in this sauce was nausea inducing. The waiter, who could see how uncomfortable I was took it away and I ordered potato pancakes, feeling relatively confident that any restaurant can handle latkes. Another disaster - that I ate because I was two beers deep at that point - greasy, soggy giant discs of grated potato that had a raw taste and texture. If it weren't for the generous amount of sour cream and apple sauce - which I have to assume weren't made in house - I would have sent those back too. As is after eating their potato pancakes I went to another restaurant to have an actual meal, because I had been made joyless and despondent by Penn Brewery's failure to accomplish the most simple kitchen tasks. The beer is okay, not nearly as good as Church Brew Works and definitely not memorable considering the competitive landscape in the world of craft brewing - and I say that not even having traveled to that many brewery/restaurants, so even on its home turf Penn beer is forgettable. The service was appropriately apologetic considering the garbage plated that night and the space itself is well laid out and attractive. As is I would never go back, I might be tempted if I had strict assurances that the current management and culinary team were thrown out ala Kitchen Nightmares but even then I would need to see a good review. Thanks to the waiter in the white shorts who didn't charge me for the food, I hope you lead a coup and save the Penn Brewery from itself.

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An example of an positive review: We found this place by accident. We were looking for a different restaurant and couldn't find it. We were starving so we pulled into the first restaurant we saw. Being new to the area, we have tried other Thai places and have been very disappointed. That being said, this place was awesome! We had the appetizer sampler, chicken pad thai, beef noodle soup with meatballs and sweet sticky rice with mango for dessert. The sampler came with spring rolls, two types of rangoons, shrimp and veggie tempura. They were all very good. I normally do not like rangoons but I was fighting my hubby for these. My husband loved his pad thai. He got the spice level 7 and said it was perfect. My soup was very good. The sweet sticky rice made my eyes roll back in my head. The service was prompt and very friendly. The restaurant was clean. The prices were very good. (pad thai was 8.95 and soup was 9.95) we didn't finish them because the portions were huge so definitely worth the money. We are so pleased we stumbled across this little gem. We will definitely be back for more!

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An example of an positive review: I'll be honest- we only ate here because we were given a $100 gift card. This made a ridiculously expensive restaurant cost about as much as it would cost us on an average night out. We skipped drinks and dessert (we were really too full of other stuff anyway!) and our bill still came to $114 before tip. I was surprised that the dress code was so casual for such a nice place; my husband and I dressed up (hey, it's not every day that we eat so fancy!) but we saw folks there in shorts and flip flops, too. We started with the delicious bread, and calamari. The calamari was spicy, and it would have been better with some sort of dipping sauce, but I guess that isn't classy enough for the Capital Grille! I just squeezed lemon juice all over my plate and it was delicious. I ordered the citrus-glazed salmon for my entree, with a spinach salad and warm bacon dressing on the side. The salmon was a very generous portion that was very well done. I'm very picky when it comes to salmon and I found this to be fresh and delicious. The salmon also came resting on a generous bed of asparagus, onions, etc. which was an unexpected surprise as we'd been told that all sides were a la carte. I definitely could have skipped the spinach salad, just because I already had so much food and we were staying in a hotel without a mini fridge. But the salad itself was delicious- more of a dinner portion than a side, actually. My husband ordered the steak and lobster. At $49 it was one of the more expensive entrees on the menu, yet is was a LOT smaller than my salmon (which was $33). He was disappointed at the size for that price, actually. But it still managed to be large enough that he couldn't finish it, with the bread and calamari he'd already eaten. The steak and lobster were both delicious, though. The service was impeccable. Our server, Denise, was friendly and attentive and very knowledgeable. I would highly recommend the Capital Grille for anyone looking for a nice steak or seafood dinner.