Sentiment analysis: Anyone in the Phoenix Metro area who still thinks Sprinkles cupcakes are the best, just hasn't tried Sugar Daddy's yet. Sprinkles are SMALL and shockingly dry. Sugar Daddy's have the best flavors, are totally moist and are twice the cupcake for the same price. The Red Velvet is amazing and the Strawberries and Cream is so good, but my personal favorite is the Lemon. It's so light. I bring everyone here. We even had a friend from France try them and she was in heaven. They don't really do cupcakes there apparently. Now she thinks American desserts are better than French ones!

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Sentiment analysis: dive bar is not a dive bar. Naming yr bar "dive bar" is neither funny nor ironic, just stupid. They have 1. A Health district approved kitchen that actually serves food 2. A touchscreen electronic jukebox 3.flatscreen plasma tvs 4. bathrooms that are both usually pretty clean and no one is having sex/ using drugs in. NOT A DIVE BAR!!!!! I did however see Voodoo Glow Skulls there with East Side Joe and that was a magical night and I had a great time. But that does not change the fact that you can pretend to be anything you want, but it still doesnt make you a dive bar. sorry.

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Sentiment analysis: Had the shrimp with tomatoes and onions. Sauce was delcious but the shrimp was definitely frozen and just OK. Enjoyable but nothing too special.

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positive