TASK DEFINITION: This task is about translating a given Spanish language sentence to English.
PROBLEM: Se que tiene dos hemisferios, igual que el culo; y asi nos va. Asi que hay que aprender a gestionarlos para no cagarla.

SOLUTION: I know it has two hemispheres, just like the buttocks, and that's what we have, so we need to learn to differentiate them

PROBLEM: Nadie ha encontrado el eka-alumino todavia, entonces no sabemos nada del mismo, no?

SOLUTION: Nobody's found eka-aluminum yet, so we don't know anything about it, right?

PROBLEM: Donde colocamos esas nuevas lineas perpendiculares?

SOLUTION:
Where do we put these new perpendicular lines?