Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

The man puts one arm behind his back and adjusts himself to try and pick the bottle up with his mouth. The man then
takes two slices of the ceramic cup.

Reaching the stern, the tiger lies down and kneads its massive paws on the port side bench. He
freezes slowly, then turns.

She squats down tracing letters in the puddles. Someone
runs after the girl.