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In this task, five ordered key facts are given. All the given facts are expressed in natural language. Your job is to generate a story 100 to 1000 words long, that includes all the facts given as input in their order of appearance while expanding upon them to produce a broader, yet coherent, narrative.

Fact1: Harry Jones is clerk in Crab 's general mercantile store and amateur actor in community theatre, Fact2: absentminded Prof. Osrick Purehart leaves secret military formula in store, Fact3: Harry goes to Army post but in reality ragtag group of reservists retreads and others of marginal competence, Fact4: pair of enemy spies kidnap adjutant newly assigned to camp, Fact5: post 's commander has been assigned for security purposes supposed daughter
Output:
Harry Jones Secombe is a clerk in Mr. Crabs general mercantile store and an amateur actor in community theatre, where he is currently playing a Scotland Yard inspector, Batts of the Yard. When the absentminded Prof. Osrick Purehart Bentine leaves a secret military formula in the store, mayhem ensues as two suspicious secret agents, who have been shadowing the professor, question Harry regarding the formula. In an attempt to return the formula to the professor, Harry goes to an Army post, Camp Warwell, where he is mistakenly enlisted in the Z Men, ostensibly an elite unit guarding atomic secrets but in reality a ragtag group of reservists, retreads, and others of marginal at best competence. A pair of enemy spies kidnap an adjutant newly assigned to the camp. One of the spies then impersonates him at Camp Warwell. The post's commander, Colonel Bloodnok Sellers, has been assigned for security purposes a supposed daughter Carole Carr who is actually a female MI5 operative. Harry soon becomes smitten with the daughter, and they work together to foil an attempt by the secret agents to purloin Prof. Pureheart's formula.