Problem: So this is my new TT post entitled Pregnancy Brain.1 . ) I have zero short term memory ! Obviously I forgot what I was going to post.2 . )

Why might I joke about pregnancy brain ?

A: I might be pregnant and experiencing memory issues currently .

Problem: No , really , seriously . In this case , it was an earthquake ;) 5.3 on the Richter Scale at 1 am GMT . Epicenter about 90 miles from where I live .

How far did the narrator live from the epicenter ?

A: Between eighty and one hundred miles .

Problem: Our waiter was pretty much the clumsiest guy I ' ve ever seen . He spilled soup on my lap when he put it down , dumped what was left on Joe 's nephew when he took the bowl away , dropped the pen he was handing to my dad to sign the receipt , and managed to send an entire tray of dishes crashing to the ground . I think what made it notable was that he was completely unapologetic . He kind of had a " the world is against me tonight " kind of face on the entire time .

What may not happen after we leave the restaurant ?

A:
Our waiter may not get a quick raise .