Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: I'm not sure if I was expecting too much and got caught up in all the hype surrounding this place, but I have to say...meh. I've experienced better. The taste of the food wasn't anything that left me saying, I MUST return here! I can't even remember what kind of curry I ordered, but it didn't come with rice, so there was an extra charge. Bummer. My friends ordered dhaba thalis, which is kind of a sampler dish, and I'll give credit to The Dhaba for loading the food on there. Perhaps that's the way to go here. The service was also not impressive. It wasn't bad, but it was just...slow? The girl who was our waitress kept coming back to our table without food to tell us the status of our food and that it was going to be delayed. I suppose that's a courteous gesture, but at some point, I got to thinking, Just come back when you have food. Though I'm giving The Dhaba only 2 stars, I give their mango lassi and their decor 3 stars. Check it out. Overall, I found this place decent enough, but I've had better.
Q: negative

A: I've been to P.F. Chang's many times and had better experiences at other locations. I'm not sure if it's the location or just a fluke, but both my dish and my boyfriend's were EXTREMELY salty....I mean I physically winced when eating it. The service was perfectly fine, but too much of a salt assault.
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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- positive) review?

Answer: I was definitely not impressed by their food or service. Service was slow & servers were not professional what so ever. I was really hoping that this would be the solution to my boiling crab cravings but was utterly disappointed. The sauce was not great and food was served somewhat "cooled". My bf loves oysters and lets just say it wasn't close to what we considered to be fresh. They were super small & did not look appetizing because they were probably scraped when they got opened. I will probably not come back here for a long while...,maybe when they get their service & food more organized. For now, it's not worth my drive from Avondale!
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Generate a positive review for a place
Output: Very big and tasty serving of sandwich! I had the World Cup special which came with a heap of very thin, adequately seasoned fries. I was very happy. Their sandwiches are pretty colossal so if you're not that hungry, half a sandwich will last you for at least 3-4 hours. The only downside on this place is that they have a waitstaff that is stalks on customers. He literally stares at people like it's nobody's business. Try this place. Nom. nom. nom.
input: Write a negative yelp review (OPTIONS:
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output: Hi Gold Spike. Your establishment seems to put a bad taste in my mouth every time I set foot in it. Get your staff in check. I've eaten at your diner many times since you've reopened. Never to be acknowledged in order to be seated- then wind up seating myself and my friends at the bar inside the diner after a solid amount of waiting time and attempting eye contact with a server. Then STILL get no menu. It's like everyone who works here is overwhelmed- and that's YOUR fault not your employees. Especially **** over at the bar. He's in a very bad mood and not really trying hard to hide it. You suck. I seriously hate the gold spike ever since you guys took over. Major Bummer. Heard you pay the bands well though. Too bad I don't even want to watch my friends play when you book them because it's such a college frat underemployed hipster nightmare! Every time All the time!!!!!
Problem: What would be an example of an positive (OPTIONS:
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Answer:
Best hidden gem in Madison! My sister and I worked for Greenbush while students at the UW and I instantly loved what Greenbush is all about. They thrive on being a "heard it through the grapevine" type of restaurant. I continue to love being able to introduce friends of mine to the restaurant, making them them new fans of Greenbush Bar. Christmas lights adorn the ceilings, music fills the room, one-of-a-kind food comes out of the kitchen, and a mirrored bar keeps drinks coming! I am a big pizza lover and have yet to find pizza that even comes close to the pizza at Greenbush Bar. Nothing can beat their homemade crust, sauce, and myriad of toppings. Greenbush uses cornmeal on the bottom of the crust, which adds extra deliciousness to the pizza. On top of the pizza, Greenbush Bar also has salads (try the Chef Salad...it's to die for!), pasta, lasagna, wonderful appetizers, homemade deserts (key lime pie and flourless chocolate cake are two of my favorites) and more. One complaint I've heard from people before is that the wait is too long. First of all, remember that the restaurant has 15 tables and its worth waiting for quality, locally grown food. Dependent on what time you come to Greenbush Bar, it can be busy but they do work hard to keep things moving. If you are hoping to get seated quickly, the best time to come is earlier in the dinner service or later in the night. Also, Greenbush gets a good size crowd for Badger games, specifically basketball and football games. They do not take reservations so if you have a bigger table, you may have to wait a little bit. It all depends on the night. I have never minded the wait. Have a delicious drink, like their brandy old-fashioneds or a mohito and relax! I love everything Greenbush Bar is about. Great vibe, food that is bought locally and is incomparable to any place in Madison, large variety of drinks...favorite restaurant in Madison. Come down to the Greenbush Bar, located in the basement of the Italian Workmens Club!