Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Ex Input:
A person is blow drying their hair. They

Ex Output:
are windsurfing out together.

Ex Input:
She leaps back to him, wrapping her arms around his neck. Someone

Ex Output:
releases someone, who finishes him, joins him, and pushes him hard.

Ex Input:
Facing forward, she reaches into low tool compartment and takes out a fire ax with a curved handle. On the far end, the false windows

Ex Output:
are opened in the window, followed by flickering products, which shadows, revealing its patronizing alleyway.