I am a blob of relaxation . Tonight I had a massage as a reward to myself for making it through the last week or so . And it was delightful ! The masseuse used her feet , in addition to hands .

A: How may I of fekt after the message ?

I was panicking , thinking how the hell I 'd get rid of it , and that someone was bound to find out and I 'd go to prison . And I had this overwhelming urge to go and check my wardrobe . Then all of a sudden , I was all " WT'F " , came to my senses , and sort of realised that there was no body in my wardrobe ... And then I went and brushed my teeth .

A: What might they be accused of ?

Not long after Fiddledaddy moved me to Hurricane Alley , Florida , I had a recurrent dream that haunted me . I dreamed that a tornado was eminent , and my only concern was saving my appliances . This was before we had children , of course . Now the children would be my priority .

A: What is the reason that Florida is called Hurricane Alley ?

The other day , while Drew and I were shopping , we happened to pass by an exercise department . We stopped and had a look through the exercise equipment ... and there it was .... an elliptical trainer . I have always wanted one . It was beautiful .

A:
What would the narrator do if they bought the item ?