Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer: Going elementary school style for this quick review...you might remember this style probably when making a M-O-T-H-E-R's D-A-Y card or something... S -ervice is great and consistent I -go there after work bcuz they're one of few bars open til 2am every nt! D -o you want to meet for a drink there sometime? E -veryone who loves GOOD beer will be happy here B-e a bit early on the weekends or maybe go during the week for a seat otherwise you're standing! A-re you going to try their cucumint martini or white rabbit? You should. R-eally great atmosphere without pretentiousness.

Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer: Omg what a surprise treat he best French toast I ever had in my life and grits to die for!!! Clean and friendly. Real down to earth folks I was sad we couldn't have come back for their bbq.

Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer:
I give it a Meh. The food is predictable and the ambience includes loud kitchen noises and people yelling keno numbers. Good fresh squeezed orange juice.