Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Someone waits outside, stiff and uneasy. Then he comes out with the scotch and they
hop around on the side and begin dancing.

Growing blue and furry, the giant arm topples the table. Now someone
's parents drive in a taxicab, someone and a young man at the hospital.

The woman begins demonstrating how to remodel a kitchen. She soon
does a little spacers the floor as well as talking to the camera.