Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: Shady place..lost my luggage here..only go at your own risk.
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A: Had a business dinner here with a number of clients. Service was good; food was bad. Steak was tough at medium (as recommended by the chef). Desert was pretty bland. Everything in between was mediocre.
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer: Very disappointed at the house "specialties", the lobster bisque and the 24 hour shortrib. The best part of my meal was the side dishes (maui onions and the risotto). I spent $220 for a meal for two with a drink, my money would have been better spent at Flemming's or Ruth Chris. The place was also overly crowded and difficult to hold a conversation. The wait staff did do a great job explaining the menu and in providing quality service.
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Output: Went here after the Pacquiao Marquez Fight on a Saturday night back in March. Friend's hot friend Amber who bartends there hooked it up, even though the guy working the guest list hustled us all for $20 each, since he saw that we just rolled 6 guys deep with no females, even though Amber told us her guest list was free, but oh well, we didn't even have to wait in line and they let us straight up the escalator into the club, so it was all good. I like the decor and ambiance at this club. They pay hot women to just chill at the entrance and look sexy. Drink prices are Vegas standard over here too. Kind of a journey at first to find the bathroom, but it's there. I really liked this place cause it wasn't too over crowded and it wasn't too empty. Plus there's always little Asian kids walking around looking to see if you're in need of some drugs. That's always a plus for a good night out in Vegas, cause whatever happens in Vegas stays in Vegas unless you end up with a STD from a casual 1 night stand. The DJs played a pretty good mix of music the night we went too, mostly hip-hop and some mash-ups. Not sure what they were doing playing Darude's Sandstorm that night, but that kind of brought back memories of High School Dances. And if you get kicked out, the bouncers mark giant X's on the back of your hands with a black sharpie so you can't re-enter the club, so have fun scrubbing with that soap in the bathroom if you get booted out and all your friends are still in the club. And if you get caught making out behind a curtain, chances are you probably might get kicked out like one of my friends did. Haha!
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output: Uggghhh. I am so torn. My stylist Stephanie was a great person, fantastic in fact. Her and I really hit it off! It's just too bad that her work wasn't the same. I came in a little over a week ago to have my roots touched up (I am blonde on top) and to have the black underneath touched up as well as some red put in under the blonde but on top of the black. Confused? Think of a candy corn effect with blonde red then black. Anyway she assured me that she did her sister in laws hair the exact same way all the time so I was not worried as to her abilities to perform. After the first application my roots were a yellow/orange color and I asked her if she used bleach (due to the fact that this has NEVER happened to me before and I've been bleaching my hair since I was in high school). She THEN told me that she refused to use bleach. PERIOD. Why did she not disclose this information to me BEFORE the service!?!?!? She kept telling me how this had "never happened" to her before and I thought to myself, 'me neither'!!! She tried to repeat the same process and my roots did get slightly lighter but there was still a definite line of yellow/orange where my roots were and where the rest of my hair was. By that time it had been 4 hours and she had to pick up her child from school. Also she didn't have any toner on hand because again, "this had never happened before". She told me to come back in an hour after she picked up her child and some toner and she would fix it. I came back in and hour and she came back with Paul Mitchell's "flash finish" toner. It didn't work. Finally after 6 hours in the salon and my roots still clearly showing I paid $100 to leave. I'm really shocked that she charged me at all in the first place!!! I was so upset with my hair and ran out of options (she left for California the next day and I left for a cruise 2 days after) so I ran to Sally's and BLEACHED MY OWN ROOTS. Voila. Bleach works. I should have just done it myself in the first place. I will post a picture of what my hair looked like before and after. And the picture I showed her that I wanted to look like. Then, you will understand my disappointment.
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DO NOT BUY THEIR STUPID GROUPON and actually probably don't even bother coming here. No i'm not just another cheap @ss w/ a groupon b*tching about having issues using the discount. They either really don't update their own website, or have ridiculously inflated their prices while this groupon is on - i'm not sure which. It was a great deal $10 lunch for 2 and of course there was a $ restriction on the food ($10-11/person), and you pay whatever is over, which is fine. Except that it doesn't mention you can't just order an $8 burrito, you can only order from their comidas y cenas pages (plates w/ beans and rice). Website says $13 for a chimichanga/current menu is $16, website says $10 for chilaquiles/current menu is $20. This isn't effen Border Grill wtf! I liked the atmosphere, the food was ok, not much better than Roberto's though. Fast friendly service, but i don't appreciate this bait and switch sh*t. I'd be curious to see if their prices go down once the groupon expires, but irrelevant because i'm never going back to find out.