Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: My husband and I visited the Arizona Science Center two weeks ago on a Saturday to use a Groupon for the DaVinci exhibit. We like museums. So why only two stars? Parking was confusing. Apparently you can get parking validated if you park in a specific lot, but there weren't signs or directions to let us know that. We parked across the street next to the Diamondbacks stadium for not an obscene amount of money, but considering we are in Phoenix and not San Francisco, it was excessive. Plus there was some other event going on so we had to drive up several floors and there were annoying cones blocking off most of the available parking. WTF! Then we got to the lobby. The line was waaayyyy worse than the MVD. And the lobby is also pure concrete (think bomb shelter), so if you're trying to pull up a Groupon or something on your phone... give up. The cashier was kind enough to pull up our Groupons on her computer. The line was also complete with more than its fair share of impatient, screaming children who needed their naps. The actual exhibit was interesting. The only way to get from the ticket counter to the exhibit was a small, slow, in-the-corner elevator. We looked through a few of the permanent exhibits, and it was ok, but nothing special.
Q: negative

A: I came here looking for a truly unique dining experience. This place boasts a menu of exotic meats/game not available in many other places. The ambiance while unique is a bit like a mausoleum. Stuffed Big Game everywhere you look. Not just on the walls, everywhere! A little creepy when you think about it. Next, the food wasn't prepared with much care. The Elk burger was a frozen patty, not fresh and the "Pork Wings" were the very same ones I had at Nicantinos pizza a few days previous. The bartender knew nothing about the beer selection and the plethora of howling children made for and uncomfortable and aggravating experience. The manager was a little strange as well, not very comfortable in his own skin. In hindsight I guess you might say he fit in rather well in this place. A strange experience at best.
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer: I had a waffle cone with a scoop of peanut butter cup and a scoop of rocky road. The ice cream wasn't great; the flavors seemed off, and the texture was grainy. The cone was flavorless and fell apart before I finished the first scoop. For the price, it didn't really seem worth it.
Input: OPTIONS:
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Generate a negative review for a place
Output: DO NOT COME HERE!! I can't stand this gym and for that I recently canceled my membership. You walk in and instantly it smells like heavy sweat. Nobody ever, I mean ever, re-racks their weights. Dumbbells are constantly missing because people take them somewhere else and leave them there. This is especially true with the women, they take the weights, go do their prissy little exercise in the corner and literally leave them there and walk away. Meanwhile, staff just sits around doing jack-squat while I'm wasting time looking for a particular weight. Then of course you have the tough guys who slam their weights because they think they are bodybuilding champions. Newsflash, they're not and their bodies look like crap! They're just a bunch of inconsiderate deuchebags who walk around the gym inflating their chests. Then there's the issue of overcrowding. This is the worst because each member is allowed to bring 1 guest a day!! So you have these obnoxious teenagers who each bring a friend and next thing you know there's dudes everywhere! Unless you go at midnight, it is constantly overcrowded and impossible to get a quick workout in. All the benches are taken every time I need one. If your at a bench and walk away for 2 seconds, guess what, it's gone! And lastly, the music. They play the worst music I have ever heard and they have the volume cranked all the way up which makes it hard to listen to your own music. If you have the means just build your own home gym or at the very least go somewhere else. I have resorted to working out at my apartment gym.
input: Write a positive yelp review (OPTIONS:
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output: I hired Wave to clean up a rental house, 3 beds, 2 baths, not a huge place. Initially I was a little unsatisfied, but I had left the cleaner unattended and couldn't review the work immediately. But I called them the next day and expressed my dissatisfaction, and they sent a second cleaner to redo the job at no charge. The final result was good! Wish I hadn't had to go through it twice but they made it right.
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer:
2 star review to average out my experience here to a 3 star experience. I stopped here to get a quick fix of a red bean bun. Alas, I had no cash on hand and thus asked to use a credit card. Of course, I need a minimum of $10 to use a card. Fine...I get it...my fault for not carrying cash in Chinatown. So I give the shopgirl an attractive proposition....charge my credit card for the $1.50 red bean bun and add a $1 charge (an approximately 67% addition) to the bill to cover your processor charge. She stares at me as if I'm from outerspace. I explain my proposition again...this time slower...again, more blank stares. She then continued to say I needed to get $5...now, at this time I didn't get what the heck was going on. So I put back my bun in the rack and walk off. Maybe she had a bad day, didn't get a good night's sleep...maybe she was linguistically challenged...who knows? All I know is, I was mighty mad that night. Crown Bakery...there are some stellar bakeries in town. I'll just go hang at one of those.