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Output: "Your most unhappy customers are your greatest source of learning." -Bill Gates Quoting another legend, Kevin Hart,"You gon' learn today!" Me and a couple of my buddies wanted to go on a late night food adventure and ended up with a food disaster. We were seeking a decently priced burger that wasn't far from us so we used Yelp to help us break down some choices. The pictures and decent reviews made Burger Brothers the place to go. Confused at first by the hole in the wall location attached to a gas station I expected more than I should have. When we walked in the employee did not seem like he enjoyed working there. I order my cheese burger with an add on of mushrooms and egg that came out to a decent price. The paying at the gas station did throw me off but I just went with it expecting an amazing burger. When my order was ready he let me know that he didn't have any eggs and "not charge me for it." I went back to the gas station employee to ask for my original ticket receipt that shows the items on my burger and proved to the Burger Brothers employee he did charge me. From that point he got defensive with me and gave an attitude while saying I gave you guys the large soda cup instead of the regular because I knew we didn't have eggs. Are you kidding me!! I never asked for an ultimatum for the mistake he made. He knew he didn't have eggs and he didn't take the time out of his only three orders to tell us. The burger was decent but did not have all the ingredients on the menu even on the burger. The fries were definitely well done with most of them with the skin still on. Overall taste of the burger was ok, but the service that employee gave was the worst customer service I've ever gotten. I don't write reviews but the way I felt after leaving this burger spot definitely deserved my two cents. If I had the opportunity to get my money back I would take it in a heartbeat. Forever lost my respect for this establishment.

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Output: This place is a hidden gem! Im a huge pizza fanatic and this joint is a must try in Sin City! Its been around longer than Ive been alive and is still consistently pleasing customers. Checked previous reviews and decided to give them a shot. The philly is the best Ive had in my life! The small business family customer service was pleasant and on point. Will definitely be reccomending to my friends...

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Output: Please close down. Reservation at 7:30 on the patio. Got there on time. Finally seated at 8:00 inside. Way too noisy for a restaurant. Actually this is a bar trying to be a restaurant. Manager offered complementary guacamole, which was actually added to the bill. We moved from inside to the patio at 8:30 and then finally served at 9:00. 2 of the 4 meals came out at the same time, then another 10 minutes later, then another 10 minutes after that. Waitress tells the table that food comes out when the chef finishes making it. Not necessarily at the same time. Got out of there at 10:00. What a disaster. Food as okay but not great. Kind of a gitchy idea of combining Asian and Mexican but only okay. Service was lousy. Really really really lousy. No idea of how to take care of customers. If you like a bar setting with really huge tv's then this may be your place. As for the food, 2 of the 4 people thought it was good. 1 was way too bland. The dish was some sushi thing with raspberry sauce. Nearly puked it was so bad. The other not so good dish would have been okay had it not taken nearly 45 minutes to arrive. The inside is nicely decorated. But more like a pick up bar than a restaurant. Too many plastic faces standing around waiting to be recognized. More like L.A. than Scottsdale. Wait staff need to be trained. Don't have a clue about how to treat customers. To top it off, woke up with a huge migraine which I never get. I can only think they use some crap in their food like MSG or something. Prices too high for what it is. So many other good places worth the money, not this place. Please stop embarrassing Scottsdale with this attempt at fusion of Asian and Mexican.

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If you're in Vegas, this is a must try. It's over at the new Cosmopolitan hotel where everything just has a good vibe to it--like the Marquee nightclub, too. But anyways, without getting too sidetracked, Wicked Spoon definitely delivers if you're looking to indulge in some of the best that a buffet can offer. The food in the miniature pots just scream at you to take one and try. They set the presentation up like this because they really want you to try everything since, simply, there's just so much to choose from. Almost everything was delicious though and if it wasn't to me, it probably would be to someone else. One thing I was sort of disappointed at were the desserts even though they are supposed to be known for them, as well (or so I've been told). Their selection was good, but I didn't find much of it to be that special. All the different flavors of ice cream or gelato were fun to choose from though. At $35, I would say it's difficult to eat your money's worth unless you have a huge appetite; however, it's definitely worth going to experience it at least once.