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An example of an negative review: Can we say gross? I had their quick lunch -- 2 entree combo for 6.50, and omg it was horrible. It's not as if I had high expectations.... I just wanted something edible for lunch! The fried rice is super soy-sauced and brown (which is not the way it should be). The orange chicken was nothing like Panda Express (an Americanized Chinese chain out West). Literally, I went orange eating it. Sadness.

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An example of an negative review: Get back in your car and drive far, far away in the opposite direction. I came in for an oil change and left with $700 worth of unrelated damage to my ride. Best case scenario they are grossly incompetent and don't know a Honda from their left butt cheek. Worst case scenario they deliberate sabotage things in order to elicit further business. Whether it's negligence or malfeasance, I've learned a valuable lesson- that convenience and "affordability" are not worth the risk you're taking going to one of these places. While a good mechanic is hard to find (after all, the word mechanic comes from the Greek for "trickery/craftiness"), one is worth searching out (and yes, I did take my car somewhere else for the repairs!)

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An example of an positive review: Just arrived home after 6 days in Vegas and thanks to the Platinum, my wife and I had a great vacation. Everything was exceptional and we'll definitely be returning. The Solitaire suite(strip view) had soooo much space and was very quiet. Loved it. Only negative... free wifi was in 3 specific areas of the hotel. A hassle at times.

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An example of an positive review: I had he slow roasted fillet of pacific salmon w pinot noir sauce. It was fantabulous! I enjoyed this restaurant as it had beautiful views of the Bellagio fountain displays.