Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer: Ahhh Secret Pizza, the light at the end of the tunnel... well, hallway really. On the 3rd floor of the Cosmo, almost in line with the escalator, is a dark hallway that seems to lead to nothing but some pinball machines. But once you get there, you'll find a hole-in-the wall pizza joint run by some really nice, hard-working fellas who love serving gigantic sized slices of red or white-sauced pizza topped with mushrooms, sausage and/or pepperoni or whatever you want for ~$5/slice. Get a drink and the cashier will tell you the "refills on me." -Sausage is my favorite - not too salty or oily. -Mushroom is a good veggie option. -"Meat Lovers" - combo of pepperoni and sausage was really oily. Maybe good for the hangovers but a bit heavy after having the above 2. There's a TV with sports on, a couple of chairs to sit and eat on, but mostly standing room only. It's definitely a good spot to stop by for a quick, cheap lunch by Vegas standards. And because I can't stand people like this, I have to rant: To the lady with the designer bag, it's a hole-in-the-wall pizza joint. No one hangs out there for too long so stop complaining about the lack of seats and how you can't eat standing up. There are plenty of sofas out on the hotel floor. Also, throw your own trash away! You didn't even leave tip for that.

Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer: So great that a place like this is in Central Phoenix. Awesome atmosphere, great drinks (Lagunitas IPA on tap my fave) and love the tuna sandwich. Can be a bit of a mob scene on the weekend but that won't keep me away.

Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer:
Very disappointed. Came here around 9pm (they close at 11pm) on a Monday night. We were greeted and seated promptly. The waitress taking our order seemed like her mind was elsewhere for pretty much the whole night. (Strike 1) I ordered the Houston WITH onion rings on top at an extra $1.39. No problem. I got my burger and there was JUST ONE onion ring on it. And a small one at that. (Strike 2). My fiance had a Dr Pepper and when a refill came along, they gave her a Coke instead. She hates Coke. (Strike 3). I could understand the mistakes (cause they were small) if it was busy that night but aside from us, there was two other tables. AND another waitress in the house. It was a very disappointing experience.