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Output: The black bean veggie burger, as ubiquitous as it is, is very good here. The chipotle mayo and the addition of the avocado and salsa send this burger over the top. The fries, either regular or sweet potato, are superb--nice and thin so they get really crispy. Although oddly enough the regular fries taste a lot like McDonald's fries. Hmmm... :-) I've also had their strawberry milkshake. I swear I could drink one everyday they are that good. I've gone to this place as much as twice a week, so this has become my new go-to place when I'm too lazy to pack my lunch. The staff is ALWAYS super nice and get my order right every time. A great place to visit!!!

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Output: I wish I could give negative stars. Below is my latest email to Dollar, it pretty much sums up the mess! On July 12 after for waiting for over an hour & 40 minutes to get to the counter (there were 3 employees and only 6 people waiting) my Dollar rental car nightmare began. I had reserved a car prior, approached the counter, and dealt with one of the most inept human being I have ever encountered. Is it common Dollar practice for checking out at the counter to take over an hour? Is it common Dollar practice for an employee to take a break while checking you out? Is it common Dollar practice for an employee to send personal text messages & take personal phone calls while tending to a customer? Is it common Dollar practice for employees argue with customers that there 'are no dollar rental car drop offs in Scottsdale Arizona"? (thanks to me, he should now be educated that there most certainly is). Most importantly, is it common Dollar practice to have an employee at the counter tell you that your car is due back by 6:00 the next day only to find out when you get your credit card statement you were charged several 'extra hourly' fees? When finally leaving the counter of doom, I was "GREETED" by another awful Dollar employee in the parking garage. After 15 minutes of trying to find the parking lot "Attendant" - using that term very loosely - a sourly woman takes my contract, looks it over, hands it back to me and says as she's walking away, "the only mid size left is over there" with a tone and attitude that indicates I am CLEARLY bothering her which is confusing because I was under the impression that SHE WAS AT WORK. After helping myself to my vehicle I was finally on my way almost 3 hours after getting to the rental car center. I was told to have the car turned in the following day by 6:00 pm at the scottsdale location. Luckily for me I turned it in at 4:30. Why is that lucky you ask? Probably because that location closes at 5:00. Another A+ fact not known or shared with me by counter boy in Vegas. In Scottsdale the Dollar guy takes my keys with a "great, you're all set" and takes off to fetch another car for someone else. Silly me thinking that was the end of my Dollar torment. As I said my credit card bill showed up. I was originally estimated $150.49, and before you question the obvious let me spare you - yes the gas tank was full and no there are NO reasons for incurring any additional fees. I was charged $254.89. $104.40 more than I was quoted. Naturally, I called customer service to try to get to the bottom of things and was put through on the line to 'wanda'. After explaining my confusion to wanda, she informed me that because I had a return time of 1:04 on the 13th I was charged..... this is the part of the conversation where wanda went into complete babble. Rattling of $3.45 a, hour charge for this, $8.26 for that, late charge this etc, etc. After wanda stopped the Dollar, Dollar Babble I explained to her that I was not late in returning my vehicle, that I was told I had until 6:00pm on the 13th and I (thankfully since they would have been closed past 5;00) dropped the car off at 4:30. Her response? "We cannot be responsible for what the man at the counter told you" Really? A Dollar employee gives me information and it is a lie? Should I have packed my polygraph testing equipment and uncovered all of this beforehand? This was MY fault? I asked her, "you don't find that completely SHADY? She repeats "We cannot be responsible for what the man at the counter told you". The ONLY part of my contract that references being late states that if I return the vehicle after 6:00 on the 13th, I will be charged a change fee of $12.99/day. And of course be charged an additional day. I tried explaining this to wanda but we got nowhere other than her reciting her Dollar, Dollar babble. I finally asked her what I am suppose to do about this & who am I suppose to talk to? She informed me that she 'made a note of my complaint'. "What does that mean?" I asked. She repeats: "I made a note of your complaint." I say " So we just end the conversation?". She repeats "I made a note of your complaint". So after just having my phone call ended for me with 'customer service' - let's go ahead and use that term loosely too - I am perplexed about what to do with this bill. I owe $150.49, I do NOT owe $254.89. I am happy to pay the $150.49 and move on with life so if someone could please help in rectifying this mess, that would be appreciated. After a quick internet search, it appears I am not the first person to have a complaint with this company, not by a long shot. If I have to dispute this through my credit card company, I'm doubtful I will be the first Dollar dispute they have received.

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Output: Not a good experience. Rob got three of our five orders wrong and even forgot to bring back some coffee after we returned the burnt coffee. We had to ask for silverware and napkins. He was always in a hurry despite there being only one in five tables occupied. I hope this was only a one time occurrence, but it just happened to be the one time I was visiting from California.

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Wow did this turn into a shit show. I saw this years ago when it first opened, and I loved it, would have given it 5 stars then. Times have changed, and like New York New York, this show has definitely seen it's day. Excuse me for being honest, but I felt it was a bunch of rejects from strip clubs who couldn't get a job so they hired them here. The woman looked tore up, meth'd out, there is nothing sexy about being road hard and put away wet, unless that look is in and I didn't get the message? The men, uh hemm, uh I think there were a couple, nothing hot about them either. This used to be very sensual, sexual, artistic, an entertaining, but this time I couldn't wait for it to be over, and not in a good way! There is nothing sexy (to me) about 2 guys making out, a midget making dry hump gestures, a bunch of gay men trying to pretend they are enjoying fondling a woman. It was just so forced, and awkward. Let me tell you, I'm am totally open minded and I don't get offended, this was just boring. I guess the tourists from the Midwest would enjoy this, being the most scandalous show they have seen and the old men in the audience who haven't seen a naked woman in years, but I say pass on this! There aren't any great sexy shows in town anymore.