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Output: I had been dying to see this show since it came out years ago- and I definitely enjoyed it and was glad I went. The music was great, and was a fitting tribute to The Beatles as it was supposed to be. The areas around are also themed which makes it even more fun. The show itself was a bit slow in the beginning, and I wished it had more stunts like a traditional cirque show- but the quality and entertainment value were definitely there. Would I go back? Probably not since there are so many more shows to see in Vegas! One last tip- we were able to find half price balcony seats online in advance which made it much more reasonable.

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Output: I booked a tour to the Grand Canyon with a stop at the Hoover Dam through Groupon, about 6 weeks in advance. Everything about this tour was awful other than the sites themselves. The company seriously overbooked, sending out 12 buses of 56 people within 60 minutes of each other. The center where you check in has space for no more than 60 people at most, so we were made to stand in the parking lot like cattle going to slaughter, for almost an hour. When someone complained, a staff person told them they did not understand group travel. Because the buses were so late departing, we missed a rest stop and spent over 3 hours on the bus before lunch, which was at a buffet that had run out of food. We arrived at the Grand Canyon with less than 90 minutes before it was dark. It then took over an hour to locate all of the people in our group, and we spent 4 hours traveling back to Vegas. Our dinner stop was at a gas station with a Subway shop staffed by 2 people. The entire day was 18 hours long, for 90 minutes at the Grand Canyon. When I wrote to the company to ask for a refund, they replied that it is very busy in Vegas at this time of year, and we did not understand the implications of that. Interestingly, we have had exceptional service everywhere else in Vegas in spite of the crowds. This company is simply very poorly managed and just out to make as much as money as possible without any concern for the safety and satisfaction of their guests. Do not book with them, period.

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Output: As I walked into the Mirage last week the first thing I noticed is a new bar patio off to the right of the entrance. Rhumbar - this sounds interesting. There used to be a gift shop & sundry store located where this cool looking bar is now. I walked in and grabbed a menu and went straight for the mai-tai. There it is ... the original Trader Vic's recipe. OK, that's a good start. But $14? I wasn't in the mood to drink at that moment but it was nice to know that I could get an original Trader Vic's mai tai if I wanted one. Did I want to spend $14? By the way, I know what you are thinking ... why not just go to Trader Vic's at PH? Good idea, except that it has been years since Trader Vic's stopped using their original recipe for their mai tai. Just before dinner at BLT Burger I stopped in at Rhumbar and ordered a mai tai to go. Despite the fact that Rhumbar is directly across from BLT the bartender wouldn't let me have a glass. Sorry, but I'm not paying $14 for a drink in a plastic cup. Of course, I didn't say this but I sure was thinking it. The bartender must have read my mind because she said I could use a glass from BLT Burger. Uh, OK. So, how was the mai tai? Not bad, but certainly not worth $14. I would drink plenty of these at $6-7 each, but $14 makes even the resorts on the beach in hawaii look cheap. There was absolutely zero buzz obtained from this mai tai. A final thought ... I'm really down on drinking establishments that think putting an "attractive" woman in a "sexy" outfit behind the bar is cool. I'm talking about Rhumbar, and Fix, and Stack and others of that kind. I've yet to go to a place like this where the girls behind the bar are even remotely nice. A tip to the girls at Rhumbar - lighten up on the makeup. Another tip - those outfits you wear aren't even remotely sexy. And finally, would it kill you to smile? Improve the service and lower the prices and I think you might be on to something.

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I bought a latte.....no wait! Actually, I bought coffee and espresso and two lattes and something to munch on (not all for me I had a friend with me). When I ordered the 2nd latte I sat down and realized I didn't have any foam so went back to the counter to ask for some and and she wanted to charge me!? Really!? Maybe it sound petty to you but I like my lattes fixed a certain way and foam is the best part! It's all about customer service and considering I had just spent over $25.00 a little foam wasn't much to ask. Good coffee. Bad customer service.