Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A: I would rather eat at Roberto's.... The food simply tastes like garbage.. Prices are way to high for their low quality food

Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A: My half-Filipino-ness loves deep-fried pork goodness from this place such as crispy pata and sisig. Last Friday, my big sis was craving for some sisig. I've been to Cafe Moda before and have experienced how loud this place gets at night so I suggested we call in a to-go order. After trying to talk my sister out of eating here, we ended up eating at the bar since the tables were blocked off for a kid's birthay party (yeah, a kid's birthday party on a Friday night). As predicted, the place was obnoxiously loud. The dj had a thick Filipino accent and was saying stuff like "happy bird day (happy birthday with a Filipino accent)...you guys wanna dance IN the dance PLOR?" *CRINGE!!!* The food couldn't come soon enough! Then the dj started urging people to do karaoke! OH HELL NO! The server/bar tender was too busy trying to flirt with every guy there and flipping her hair. This place is stright up tacky! If I didn't love my sister, I wouldn't have eaten here. But I'm sure she learned her lesson: call for a to-go order! But then again, their sisig is the best! The crispy pata is excellent here too.

Problem: Write a positive yelp review.
A:
I purchased a yelp dean for this business. I had never had a spray tan before and didn't know what to expect. I was a little uncomfortable at first about being "bare body" while being sprayed down by a person I had never met or even see before! All of my anxiety went out of the window once I arrived and realized that these girls do this everyday and that they truly are professionals. Personally I wasn't a big fan of the spray tan......it looked great but the maintenance is not something that I am interested in. I would, however, go back and get one for a special occasion because the results were impressive. I would recommend using Arizona Airbrush Studio for anyone,especially for you spray tan virgins that are nervous about the experience.