So many cool people :D That always makes me happy . And we had good weather and there were cool shops and restaurants and the library of the university was the coolest thing I ' ve ever seen . And they had a part of town that is called Christiania .

A: What may be a plausible fact about me ?

So , I skipped work today . Two reasons really . The first reason was I got an email last night that said the principal is moving me back to the math department because there are n't enough physics students to warrant having 2 teachers .

A: What job did the narrator have up until today ?

I know many hard - working FinAid officers who try to balance the need of the student with the need of the school . Putting together a program that is attractive enough without giving it all away is a challenge . The problem is the image colleges have created that the admissions and financial aid system is mechanical and " blind " . That only the " best " get in when in reality it is the " best " of what kind of student they need .

A: What may happen before a FinAid officer decided on financial aid for students ?

Well a good punch usually stops the snoring . " Lucian was kidding of course but a loud thump and a slam happened on the other end of the phone followed by cries of agony . " Oh Leann ! I was just kidding .

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Why were there cries of agony on the other end of the phone ?