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Output: I went inside to get a quick hair cut the staff were Quite rude on yelp the open hours shows 9-5 I walked in by 16:17 the place was fully crowded and the told me we can't have because we already closed which was a lie The hours of operation is till 5 pm I'm guessing they just didn't like my accent!!

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Output: Pretty good Chinese food.... nothing phenomenal, but good. Good, tasty Cantonese style Chinese food. They offer good portions for a fair price. The price was a little higher than I am used to for dishes, but they tasted good and the portions were large. I didn't go for dim-sum, just for lunch.

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Output: Alright. I am giving this place the benefit of 2 stars when it was a 1.5 star experience. First, our waiter was inattentive--no refills at all, didn't come by to check on us after he delivered our food, and nary a smile in sight. I should have stuck with the pizza or salad--what I had initially wanted until I saw a Tequila-Lime Chicken Fettucine. Always looking for inventive dishes, I made up my mind quickly and ordered that. When it arrived it had zero flavor and was sitting in a puddle of oil--usually meaning the sauce had separated because it was not fresh. I cannot stress enough how much this tasted like nothing: not tequila, not lime, not really even the oil it was bathing in. I was really disappointed. My aunt ordered a Greek salad--slightly more flavorful, but really lacking the true "Greek-ness" I would like in a salad. The winner of the afternoon, and what I should have ordered, was the pizza that my cousin ordered. Just a plain cheese and pretty flavorful, though what is going on with the crust? I dunno, it seemed, again, lacking in flavor. Having never been to Sammy's and not really even knowing it existed until today, I am really not impressed. I found it truly gross and disappointing. I liked the decor--it was clean and didn't seem like it was in a strip mall. But I will not be back to this or any Sammy's.

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I've tried 3 separate times to eat here and it's always closed. Is this place out of business?