Problem: And after Facebooking her I think she might with a last name like hers . But her profile is private ... she must be taken . I wonder . I feel like Lloyd in Dumb and Dumber , " So you 're saying there 's a chance ? !

What may be the plausible reason for me Facebooking her ?
OPTIONS:
- I have a crush on her .
- I am working with her .
- She is my girlfriend .
- None of the above choices .

A: I have a crush on her .

Problem: And of course , the Daily Show was all over the media 's being all over it , and produced a segment on this topic in quite fanciful style : ( thanks Susie for the link ! ) But I digress a bit . An oppression olympics of a much more frightening kind ( and one that the mainstream media is n't all over ) is the Summer Olympics in Beijing . Let 's just put it bluntly -- shit is going down , but what we 're seeing is just the QUITE FANCIFUL show they 're putting on .

What would have happened if the event had not been conducted so fancifully ?
OPTIONS:
- The world might have had an even more negative impression of Beijing
- Athletes may have decided to not go to the event because of the poor quality of facilities
- The world might have been more impressed with the lack of wasted money on unnecessary things
- Athletes may have decided that they would support the event to help show the world that wealth does n't effect talent

A: The world might have had an even more negative impression of Beijing

Problem: But , alas , I had a flight to catch , a job and an apartment to return to . I left my Dutch friend , sadly , and went through immigration and got to my gate , where they performed security . I got to my seat with 20 minutes to take off .

Will this person see their Dutch friend again ?
OPTIONS:
- The stress of returning to a job and empty apartment will keep these people apart .
- They will , they spent vacation time and money to travel to see their friend once , they will do it again .
- Security or immigration will prevent this person from every traveling again .
- These people are not well suited for each other and they will not see each other again .

A:
They will , they spent vacation time and money to travel to see their friend once , they will do it again .