Problem: Write a positive (OPTIONS:
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A: As many close to me know, I hold Carolina's in very high regards as it is cheap and delicious and I have claimed many a time that it is my all-time favorite. However, until I tried La Condesa, I had no idea what the hell I was talking about. La Condesa Gourmet Taco Shop has surpassed Carolina's - nay - EVERY restaurant I have ever known. I write to you with a mind blown and blurry with recent memories of an unreal salsa bar and horchata topped with pecans, melon, strawberries, and cinnamon... I can die happy.
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A: Sorry friends, but I have experienced much better Thai cuisine in Charlotte than this. We started with the fresh rolls wrapped in rice paper. It was mostly stuffed with noodle and barely any shrimp or basil. Majorly lacking in flavor. I ordered a salad, I do not recall which one, but I asked for grilled shrimp in lieu of the fried options. I got a soggy salad with dressing that smelled like dirty feet. $20 later, I really wish I had stuck with the leftovers in the fridge! My friends' food looked soggy and over-sauced as well. The service was friendly, but that alone cannot make up for bad food.
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer: My friend and I both ordered the "shaken cobb." Unfortunately, it was a bit silly. The salad came out in a ball jar. The chef came out and shook it. It was very small for a $10 salad and the dressing was so runny. Not much flavor. We left hungry.
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Output: Wow, what a huge disappointment! I have always heard good things about this chain, including this location in Vegas. This is a high-end (very pricey) steak joint, so you expect (a) a REALLY good steak and (b) prompt efficient service. Ocean Club failed on both counts during our recent dinner. Had we not been pressed for time, I definitely would have had a candid (blunt) discussion with the manager regarding our disappointment. Our party of 12 was promptly seated and we had two waiters to handle the large party. Failure #1 - drink orders were taken from the ladies and those came out quickly (within 5-10 minutes); they didn't take drink orders from the guys for another 5-10 minutes and we waited a good 15 minutes before they came out. They messed up on two of the drink orders (stuff that shouldn't have been a mistake). Failure #2 - they screwed up on one of the steak orders (ordered rib-eye - I was sitting right next to him, so I knew that is what he ordered), they apologized profusely and said they would expedite the correct steak. 10 minutes later guess what comes out? The WRONG steak again! Fortunately most of the guys got larger steaks, so we shared so that our friend wouldn't be left eating alone. Failure #3 - I had ordered my steak medium rare, but it came out much closer to medium-well. For a high-end steakhouse, this should never happen - steaks should come out consistent / match what the customer ordered. The only positive note was the side dishes were all very good. Other reviews are consistent on the rave reviews of the sides. Given how much we spent on dinner, it was a massive disappointment. 8/31 Update - after posting my review, I did get a personal call from the GM of the restaurant. He was very apologetic and I believe he was sincere in soliciting my feedback to ensure the risk of this happening to other patrons is minimized. As a gesture of good faith, he did offer a gift card for use at any Mastro's location. To be honest, had this call not happened, I would have never set foot in this restaurant chain again. But, because of this gesture, we did go to the Beverly Hills location and had an AMAZING meal (I'll post a separate review for that location).
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output: Guacamole was the the highlight of this meal. The good friends dining with me too but that was pretty much it. The a/c was not working correctly so it was unpleasant inside, my group considered going to a different restaurant in Tempe Market Place but stayed since none of us had eaten there before and when the appetizer (guac) arrived we thought we felt some cool air, but it only last for the next 20 minutes. I had the pork tacos. For $16 it was a skilled of pork that was dry. It had a nice seasoning but when the server placed the skillet in front of me, it looked as if it was sitting in the back ready for the past 30 minutes before it actually came to me. It came with a little bit of beans, a lime wedge and 4 tortillas. My counterparts meals were okay, they didn't say really if it they liked it or not. The strange part came towards the end of our meal, our waters were not re-filled, nor was my iced tea. That bugs me especially when it was stifling hot in there. I am pretty sure the server was trying to leave b/c she kept grabbing for the bill, but we had not paid it yet.... I realized she wanted to leave but it was 10pm, hardly that late.
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My review might be slightly more helpful because I wasn't here on a Wednesday Night for the phenomenal Wednesday Special like almost everybody else was here for. The menu is very limited and for the most part you are going to order a pizza or a burger and drink wine or one of the many craft brews they feature. I can't say we had the best burgers out there anywhere because I haven't been everywhere but I can say we had some doozies of very good burgers priced less than Vegas and better than what we had in Las Vegas at one of those specialty burger places. Ivan Burger $12.00 Hangover Burger $14.00 Most craft brews run an average $8.00 VS. Las Vegas close to $20.00 a Burger They only have a couple burgers to pick from on the menu and they can be altered slightly. I went with the famous Ivan burger. It is extremely large and is a half pound burger patty with the usual lettuce,tomato,onion, choice of cheese chipotle Mayo on a pretzel bun. It comes with tasty battered fries. My burger was cooked a perfect medium just like I asked for and had a nice crust. It was a very juicy burger but not too much as it didn't fall apart. The pretzel bun was strong enough to support all the weight of the sandwich fillings. It really was a tasty burger. I think at least half the people out there might think like me and admit the burger is too large. I split the burger in half because I knew that would be plenty. But would have enjoyed it more if it was smaller so it would be easier to manage. For me it was very thick and still delicious but too thick. My husband tried the Hangover Burger. It's basically an Ivan Burger but with an added egg and he said really good bacon. I don't know how he ate that whole sandwich but he did and said he had to because it was really good. The Attic is located above a sandwich shop and uses the name Cave and Ives on the outside of the building and on the receipts. The steps are easy to climb but if you are handicapped an elevator is available. The burgers we had were VERY GOOD! The Pizzas looked good! Lots of craft beers.