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Output: The men's spa here is not that great. To me it was nothing more than a men's locker room. They tried to fancy it up, but the furniture was broken. There were dirty towels all over the place. The robes were tattered and left black lint all over my body. They had Right Guard on the counter for their product of choice. The toilet stalls were what you'd get at an airport. They play the sports channel really loud in the "relaxing area." When I first walked down the cobble stone path to enter, i had to scurry out of the way for an employee pulling a metal flatbed trolley which I found the noise quite ajarring. Also while in the "relaxing area", this huge clunky door with the metal push bar across the middle with an ugly bright industrial 'Exit" sign above it was constantly slamming open and closed with the female spa attendants poking their heads in calling out pages for their clients. And the men in the spa would break out into loud, random, scripted, nonsense discussions as there were no signs posted to be quiet or respect the Zen nor did the attendants do anything to quiet the place down. I have never been more annoyed and unrelaxed in my life. I will never go back to this spa. Skip this one for sure!

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Output: This is to balance out Elizabeth A's idiotic one star review. You don't give a one-star review because YOU left your cell phone charger behind and they didn't send it back to you on their dime. Moron.

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Output: I mentally gave this place 4 stars the first time I came here.. mostly because I got plastered and proceeded to taste my food twice for the rest of the next day. I then came back during day time to eat. Not my choice, but hey, can't pick where those office lunches happen. The food was pretty MEH.. my vegetarian friends were pretty disappointed when they saw the veggie tacos (they don't even use tortilla shells, they use jicama which is soft and WET). nothing special.. you can get better Mexican at Taco Bell. Side note about Sandbar... the staff (waitresses/bartedners,etc) are all very hot.. but that guido-style attire with really tight tshirts, massive amounts of gel in your hair and bad-boy attitude doesn't really make me love to look at you.. I'm just sayin'

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We always wanted to try this place out so we figured why not today. The ambiance is very nice and was actually pretty surprised when I walked in. We were greeted by a number of folks and was presented with warm bread. For a steakhouse they're fairly cheap but you do get what you pay for. I ordered the aged prime ribeye (med-rare) and she got the chicken. We also had a side of mac and cheese and the lump crab cake. The Mac and cheese and the lump crab cake were extremely good. Too bad it ended there. My ribeye was cooked a little on the rarer side and was rested for too long. By the time it arrived it was on the cool-warm side. The chicken dish she ordered tasted pretty bad. It was cooked fine and might be a personal preference but it did not taste good at all. We didn't really want to spend any more money here and their desserts weren't anything special. For the amount of money we paid, I would have preferred something much better as in Lawry's or a steakhouse on the strip. I probably would have been happier eating a bowl of cereal at home. 3/10 Mac n cheese is pretty good