Input: OPTIONS:
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An example of an negative review: Ticket prices aren't too steep, but maybe that's because they realize how awful and douchey their venue is. For a theater the size and feel of Home Depot, they have a badly-directioned, tinny and small sound setup. The attitude of the bouncers depends on the alignment of far-off star systems it seems. Sometimes they openly deride and bully kids and other times they're nice, helpful and don't treat you like a prison inmate like at the Marquee. Also, I guess the high school goth girls they have running the box office/tickets are too cute to clean ANYTHING there or they're too cheap to hire some sort of janitorial service, because holy christ I've never seen more disgusting bathrooms and floors and lobby. I know it's a RAWK venue but they also pride themselves on continuing the tradition of the theater space on their website. But really, as nearly every other review has stated: $2 just to go out and smoke or take your merch to the car or do whatever the hell you'd like to do? That's just ridiculous. It serves absolutely no other purpose than to make money. The Nile IS a predominately teenager-dominated venue and the kids deserve better. They're locked in enough at school by bully enforcement authority figures. They don't need the possible best nights of their young lives ruled by that too. Still, the Nile isn't all bad. They book great acts, many small and up and coming and that's admirable. They just need to respect their CUSTOMERS and the kids whose lives are maybe being changed there every night.

Input: OPTIONS:
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An example of an negative review: Sadly I've been here a few times because it's a crowd pleaser when my girlfriend's parents come down to visit. There's nothing really WRONG with it. The portions are big and the food is "alright" and the interior gives you the superficial impression that you're encountering fine dining. The food is sooooo bland though. Everything you get at P.F. Chang's you can get elsewhere in Pittsburgh at a much lower cost and it'll be made with more precision and have better flavor. The honey chicken at P.F. Chang's was so mediocre all I could think about while eating it was heading over to Wai Wai in Bloomfield and getting a tastier order of it for 8 bucks. Last time we were there the server was horrendous as well. I don't think I've ever felt as awkward at a restaurant. He brought my girlfriend's father (Don) his unsweetened tea then told him he didn't bring sugar because he asked for it sweetened and then did not understand the concept of sweetening it yourself. He then got all huffy when Don kept asking for it and actually seemed angry at us. When he came back to take our order Don ordered for himself and his wife and before Janey (my girlfriend) and I could order he had already started to walk away. We actually had to yell out to get him to come back and finish our order. (not in an uncivilized or malicious way, either) After that he must have thought we were terrible diners (I don't think I've ever been impolite to someone who is currently at work, or ANYONE for that matter) and he showed it by being silent and plopping things down in a passive aggressive way. It was really embarrassing and every time he came by the conversation died. Obviously the attitude of one idiot who can't hide his bad day well doesn't really have anything to do with the restaurant. But it's soooooo bland! Go somewhere else for Chinese! Look up Chinese on Urbanspoon and it'll give you a variety of good, local places to choose from at half the price.

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An example of an positive review: Wasn't expecting a great experience at Lavo...but was shockingly surprised First Lavo is the Italian sister to the now famous Tao. It is decorated in a French 1920s bisto type of very elegant way. First the service was top notch as is the drink menu. The menu is varied with pizza, steaks, pasta and main dishes. Their signature app is their kobe meatball. I dont eat meat, but when in Rome....The meat was fantatstic as was the richness of the sauce For the main, I had the pasta, which was fresh with a very good red sauce. Italian restaurants should have a good red sauce. My colleagues had assorted pork, sea bass and steak dishes and enjoyed them thoroughly(then again I was buying) For dessert, I was urged to order the Oreo(waitress was awesome, forgot her name, but she just turned 30) The oreo is underneath a beinet, a french donut...I went to school in New Orleans, where these little hunks of fried wonder originate...great choice, great meal

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An example of an negative review: This place is....well...ummm. My friends and I had reservations here for a bday dinner. EVERYONE else got seated before us. The girls at the front desk were rude and had no idea what they were doing. When we walked in gave the name... they just told us to wait one minute, so we did. 10 minutes pass by... so we go up and check on our reservation... we see at least 2 big tables empty while they're still taking their time...when I walked in (now probably 20 minutes) one of the girls said "let me check on that for you," came back and told us to wait a few more minutes...while 'mind you' she seats other folks. Serious bullshit. Anyway, after 40 minutes, they finally gave us our table...I did voice my opinion to the Manager, he was a nice guy so no disrespect sir, but train your staff!!! Maybe some customer service perhaps? Also, tell them to take their personal issues elsewhere and not to talk about their ex boyfriends or one night stands in front of their guests...that would be much appreciated!