Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Finding the garbage truck empty, someone approaches a crowd of onlookers. Someone
passes by the window, then turns and storms out of the office.

Just inside, someone stands with someone and two other auburn - haired beauties. As someone
barges in on someone.

Someone sits next to them. The boxer
pumps his fist into the pockets.