Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A: Ridiculously high prices. $75 dollars a person to look over the west rim of the Grand Canyon. Not paying those prices. What a rip off.

Problem: Write a positive yelp review.
A: Look what I bought at the ABC Store! Fresh H2O multi-colored pearl necklace, bracelet, earrings, and 3-$1 Million Dollar Poker Chips! What a STEAL of a DEAL! I'm rich!

Problem: Write a positive yelp review.
A:
If you are in Vegas stop in and order the corned beef hash, it is the best anywhere and they know how to poach eggs!