Question:
The glass shattered and one of the tires burst , deep gouges appearing in the cherry colored metal . The car came to a screeching halt as they both reached the ramp , turning a 180 to face him . He let out a roar as he dug both claws into the hood and roof and tore with all his might , flinging the car into a nearby lampost . Only when the head lights had been extinguished did he stop his onslaught .

What might be the reason a vehicle ended up hitting a pole ?
Answer:
A large creature threw it .

Question:
But since that was the only DVD player there , I got it . Then I went to subway . Ordered up 2 Oven Roasted Chicken Titty subs , lettuce , tomato , pickles , and jalapenos , and a quick drink . Powered that down in 10 minutes .

What leads the speaker to refer to this sandwich as a ' Roasted Chicken Titty Sub ' ?
Answer:
They are using a colloquial phrase that they themselves have coined to describe a custom sandwich

Question:
And no , it was n't the same umpire as Tuesday . The umpires on our field did not know , but I told him that it was allowed , and he took my word for it . Anyway , in our game we were the visiting team , meaning that we batted first . The opposing pitcher was really struggling and he walked a few of us .

What may be the sport being played ?
Answer:
Baseball

Question:
I left my iPod at home , which is a real crisis for me . I had a hospital appointment this morning , so I hoped that I would be late enough to miss the most irritating people . However , I ' m sitting across from two extremely loud gum - snapping teenagers who ca n't seem to talk without smacking the window or drumming on the little table between them . One of them is actually astonishingly beautiful .

What was the crisis for the narrator .
Answer:
forgetting something