question: This AskMe question , and the resulting thread , make me feel so much better about myself : As far as I am aware , I am a mentally healthy , well - adjusted , and sane person with no disorders . But I have a strange , fairly innocuous quirk which seems beyond my control and I ' m curious about it ... When I think of / remember something embarrassing from my life , I compulsively make some kind of noise . It seems to happen unconsciously , before my censor can catch it and stop myself ( it even happens when I am in a quiet or inappropriate place ) . It 's not especially loud , in fact it 's often under my breath .
Q: Why was the narrator relieved ?

answer: Their test results came back positive .

question: That 's going to be a whole 5 - 10 cuts I wo n't get to : ) Then there was the raccoon problems last week . Drilling holes and spreading repellent by the doors seems to have flushed them out . The mother ran off with one of the babies while I was using the camera , and the next morning the other baby was gone . I have n't heard from them since .
Q: What may have happened to the other baby ?

answer: The mother may have come back and gotten it .

question: He sleeps in the streets , under the stars . When I said that people ought to remain close to mother earth in an age caught up with the polymorphous temptations and trappings of the digital universe , I was n't exactly being very literal . But this guy was different .
Q: What might be true about the guy the speaker is talking about ?

answer:
None of the above choices .