Problem: Write a positive yelp review.
A: I LOVE PV! The nature of this bar can appropriatley be summed up in one word, this word has been thrown around describing the pv lounge far more than any other as far as im concerned: dive. yes and if that frightens you, or that isnt something that draws you like a moth to a flame...or a wino to a dive bar, then for heavens sakes piss off and dont come here! For the rest of us that like our beers and pool cheap, our tunes on the loud and punkish side, and our bars divey then you'll love the palo verde lounge. everytime i have been here i see something worthwile: a fight between two hobos on the way there, punk bands from denver too drunk to properly play, vampish girlies that'll steal your soul at pool with a sly wink, and kids smokin chiba from a beer can in the back alley. It never fails to disappoint! on the decor: It's about as big as my apartment inside ( and my apt is TINY!). the bathroom is about as equally disgusting as any hovel i have ever been to. There really isnt much room when there is a good band playing here- but who care's!? rub elbows w/ your barmates and make acquaintances! everyone is usually really cool and talkative, every time i have been there is someone new to meet. The PV is just one of the best little bars in the area, and its on the way to and fro from yucca or time out, so stop by for a drink on your ride home!

Problem: Write a positive yelp review.
A: We love that's amore! So many flavors - we haven't had a bad one yet. Our faves are lemon, peanut butter and strawberry. You can get two different flavors in one cup which really complicates things!! The tasty gelato aside - this place has excellent hours and a super friendly vibe. We love going for gelato in the evenings (after dinner bribe) and their hours are perfect for this. We have to limit ourselves from coming too often!!

Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A:
Used to go there all the time and the last time I went the tech accidentally cut off a chunk of skin which was horribly painful and two days later I found out I had a massive staph infection