Q: Punning is all about plays on words, or, to phrase it another way, about making jokes that connect things not obviously connected. Thinking in this way and seeing those connections, however, is rarely natural, and must be trained through effort. To train your mind to connect unrelated topics and be more aware of opportunities for pun, you might: (1) Make one list of things you've experienced throughout the day and another list of things you've heard about from the news, other media, or conversation.(2) Between the two lists, try to draw a connection between the first item on each. Then draw a connection between the second items.(3) Continue relating items until one, or both, lists are exhausted. Making a list can help with this practice, though you can do it in your head any time you like. Take an event that has happened to you recently and consider it in terms of another, unrelated event. For example: "I went out to eat seafood last night. It was rough. I've never had to work so hard at a restaurant in my life! When I reached into a dish of clams, I think I pulled a mussel." "Every day, I walk my dog. And every day, when we walk by this hot dog joint, he just goes crazy! I guess that's what they mean when they say dogs are territorial." While you may have just met the person you are speaking with, it's likely that within a few minutes you'll have some information about him, his family, and his background. In other cases you might know the person you are talking to quite well, which can turn into ammunition for your puns. Keep these things in mind, and when trying to make a pun, see if you can work this information into your joke. Knowing a little about guitars, you might make a pun on guitar names with your more musical friends. For example: "Did you hear about the woman on trial for beating her husband with his guitar collection? The judge asked her, 'First offender?' She said, 'No, first a Gibson! Then a Fender!' " It's true, you can love a thing too much, and if this is the case with your romance with puns, you might want to choose your punning moments carefully. Unless you are a pun genius, the people around you may become annoyed or frustrated at constant punning. You may want to postpone making a pun until you have an exceptionally good one, like comedian Colin Mochrie, who said: "Today, well-known mob hitman Johnny Two-Shoes admitted that he was once hired to kill a cow in a rice field using only two small porcelain figurines. Police reports indicate that this is the only known incident of a Knick-Knack Paddy Whack."
A: Connect unrelated concepts. Use your real life experiences. Utilize your background knowledge. Execute your puns without being excessive.

Q: Before you touch your contacts or any part of your case you need to wash your hands with warm water and soap. Hold your hands under the water and sing the "Birthday Song" to ensure that they are properly clean. Being vigilant about handwashing will prevent the transfer of bacteria from your hands to your eyes. For best results, use an all-natural soap that does not contain additional fragrances or moisturizers. These chemicals can transfer from your hands to the case and then to your eyes. When you know you are going to handle your case or contacts, dry your hands off with a lint-free towel. This will prevent fibers from making their way into your case and causing eye irritation. Grab your case and unscrew the lids from the wells (if they are closed). Set the lids aside. Turn the case upside down over your sink and drain out the old solution. Shake the case a bit to remove any leftover moisture. This may sound like common sense, but check that you contacts are not in the case before you empty it. If you see leftover lens solution in your case, resist the urge to add solution to it and move on. Reusing solution in this way lessens its sanitizing effects and can lead to a bacterial infection.
A: Wash your hands. Empty your case. Never "top-off" the solution.

Q: Click File in the menu bar, and select New Project... from the drop-down menu. In the setup window that appears, enter a name for your project. The aspect ratio refers to the width-to-height ratio of your movie, and will affect how it will appear on screens and monitors. Standard (4:3) is almost square, and is the ratio used in standard-definition TVs. A video in 4:3 will fill the screen of those TVs. On an HDTV or widescreen monitor, there will be black bars on either side of the picture so that it still looks correct. This is a good choice for standard TVs, and for iPad or iPhone playback. Widescreen (16:9) is much wider than it is tall, and is suitable for widescreen monitors and HDTV televisions. When viewed on a standard-definition monitor or TV, there will be black bars on the top and bottom so that it displays correctly. Chose one of the three options from the menu. Use the same frame rate that you used when you recorded your video you'll be using in your project. 30 fps - NTSC is the frame rate you will use if using a camera sold in North America, South America, Japan, and South Korea. 25 fps - PAL is the frame rate you will see in cameras sold in Europe, Hong Kong, and most other countries. 24 fps - Cinema is the setting you will use if you set your camera (either an NTSC or PAL camera) to record in Cinema mode. You can set a basic template for your movie using Themes. Click on each thumbnail, and in the preview area to the right, you'll see a sample video of how that theme looks in use. Select "Automatically add transitions and titles" if you want iMovie to insert standard cross-dissolve transitions with occasional theme-styled transitions between the clips in your project. If you don't choose this option, you can still add theme-styled transitions to your project manually. This will finalize your choices, and take you back to the main iMovie window's Project browser, where you can begin to build your project:
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Launch iMovie. Name your project. Assign an aspect ratio. Set your frame rate. Set your project theme. Click Create.