Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer: Beautiful restaurant with outside seating and complimentary valet. However the food was not up to par. We started with the bread it came with a dip that was tasteless n the waitress did not tell us what it was. The bruschetta was way to sweet. For dinner the risotto with scallops. The scallops were extremely salty. Even the tiramisu was not the norm, it had a gelatin like layer, layered throughout the cake.

Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer: I love variety packs, samplers, flights, combos, mixed offerings in general. That's part of the reason why I dig tapas-style places. Nothing pleases me more than tasting some of this and some of that. The other part of the reason is that my dining philosophy is generally if you can make it at home with no unreasonable effort, you should just make it at home. Now try making a tapas menu at home. It'll take forever and it probably won't be very good. So for me tapas/small plates = the perfect restaurant dining experience. I thoroughly enjoyed dinner at "dando". Little plates of calimari, mac and cheese, ribs and a couple of other things were very tasty. The marinated olives were a bit on the salty side. The beer selection was of course very satisfying as well, I got a delightful, fragrant Belgian. We went back for brunch one day and honestly that was less impressive. The fluffy fritatta was tasty, the waffle was just ok. The coffee was not piping hot. I'd definitely come back for dinner, but it looks like my brunch search is still on.

Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer:
I enjoyed the carne asada burrito. Very good.