Problem: Suggest a movie title for the following movie plot: The movie opens with spoofing "Armageddon" and "10,000 B.C." In the year 10,001 B.C., a caveman Will (Matt Lanter) runs away from a mammoth before getting in a fight with Wolf (Ike Barinholtz). He then encounters a saber-toothed, gasoline-drinking Amy Winehouse (Nicole Parker), who informs him that the world will end on August 29, 2008 (which was the film's opening day and Michael Jackson's 50th birthday), revealing their fate laying in a crystal skull "Indiana Jones". The film flash-forwards to the present, where Will apparently dreamed all of this. He then finds out that his girlfriend, Amy (Vanessa Minnillo), is having an affair with Flavor Flav (Abe Spigner) and the two break up with Will not admitting his true feelings for her.Later that day, Will has a "Sweet Sixteen" party at his house, despite the fact that he's 25. Among the guests are Juney (Crista Flanagan) spoof of "Juno" and Will's best friend Calvin (Gary "G-Thang" Johnson), who attempts to curve a bullet around the room "Wanted" to stop Seth and McLover "Superbad" (Noah Harpster and Austin Scott) from stealing the alcohol, accidentally killing "Dr. Phil" (John Di Domenico), Anton Chigurh (Barinholtz), and the Beautiful Assassin (Carmen Electra) in the process. By then, Amy arrives with her new boyfriend, an underwear model (Nick Steele), before the "High School Musical" number is performed with cameos by an off-key Jessica Simpson (Parker) and Justin Timberlake (Jonas Neal).However, the party comes to a halt when the lights go out as the room shakes and a bulletin on the radio claims that it is the end of the world. Will, Juney, Calvin and his girlfriend Lisa (Kim Kardashian) go outside during a meteor shower and find that "Hannah Montana" (Flanagan) has been crushed by a meteor and, even when caught between life and death, is still promoting her merchandise until her wig falls off, revealing her as Miley Cyrus before she finally dies. While this occurred, a kid (Ty Wesley) wakes up "Hancock" (Walter Harris) and mouths at him to go save the...

A: Disaster Movie

Problem: Suggest a movie title for the following movie plot: With a voice over explaining the weakness of man, and how insects are far superior, we see a couple walking across the great Umberto desert in Mexico, American oil explorer, Frank (John Martins) with his driver Pepe (Chris Pin Martin) see and rescue them.In an oil company office the couple are being treated for exposure. The doctor surmises they could be survivors of a recent plane crash out in the desert. The man regains consciousness first, rather than show concern for his companion he demands to be given a truck and some drums of fuel. He wants to burn them before they can scatter.He describe spiders the size of humans that can kill with a single bite. They were created in an underground installation up on the mesa run by Dr Aranya. He is able to create such creatures by manipulating their glands. The man begins to relate his story of how the couple ended up in the desert. He is a pilot for Van Jan Croft, they were flying near the border when they had engine trouble and were forced to landA voice over then explains Pepe already knows about Dr Aranya, and the deformed women, women who refused to die. The narrator then asks who is likely to believe his storyWe cut to a flashback of Doctor Masterson traveling to Aranyas secret location. He reaches a canyon and a mysterious woman begins to guide through a complex of caves. Masterson catches glimpses of a deformed dwarf like man and beautiful woman among the rocks; both however scurry for cover when sighted.Eventually Mastersons guide indicates a particular track that leads him to a secret entrance. Masterson is greeted by a second dark haired woman and a dwarf. Despite his questions they remain silent. Aranya (Jackie Coogan) arrives and introduces himself. Masterson discusses the ground breaking theories Aranya has recently published. Aranaya corrects him in a menacing way, these are not theories, theyre proven scienceMasterson is shocked, at how Aranya could conduct such research. Aranya explains this is the reason needs such an isolated location. He then...

A: Mesa of Lost Women

Problem: Suggest a movie title for the following movie plot: In 1977, Harry Burns (Billy Crystal) and Sally Albright (Meg Ryan) graduate from the University of Chicago and share the drive to New York City, where Sally is beginning journalism school and Harry is starting a career. Harry is dating a friend of Sally's, Amanda (Michelle Nicastro). During the drive, they discuss their differing ideas about relationships between men and women. Harry says that "Men and women can't be friends because the sex part always gets in the way." Sally disagrees, claiming that men and women can be strictly friends without sex. During a stop in a diner, Sally is angered when Harry tells her she is attractive; she accuses him of making a pass at her. In New York, they part on unfriendly terms. Five years later, Harry and Sally find themselves on the same flight. Sally has just started dating a man named Joe (Steven Ford) who is a neighbor of Harry's and Harry is engaged to a woman named Helen, which surprises Sally. Harry suggests they become friends, forcing him to qualify his previous "rule" about the impossibility of male-female friendships. Despite Harry's suggestions of exceptions to that rule, they separate, concluding that they will not be friends. Harry and Sally run into each other again in a bookstore five years later. They have coffee and talk about their previous relationships; Sally and Joe broke up because she wanted a family and he did not want to marry, and Harry's relationship ended when Helen fell in love with another man. They take a walk and decide to be friends. They have late-night phone conversations, go to dinner, and spend time together. Their dating experiences with others continue to inform their differing approaches to relationships and sex. During a New Year's Eve party, Harry and Sally find themselves attracted to each other. Though they remain friends, they set each other up with their respective best friends, Marie (Carrie Fisher) and Jess (Bruno Kirby). When the four go to a restaurant, Marie and Jess hit it off; they later become engaged. One...

A:
When Harry Met Sally...