Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Ex Input:
He checks his watch, three minutes to two. Someone

Ex Output:
's brow furrows and meets someone's graduate gaze.

Ex Input:
Then he shuffles sleepily to the door. As someone

Ex Output:
rushes inside someone closes the door and forces it away.

Ex Input:
Someone watches her go, tightens his lips, then plods back toward his apartment across the street. Pedestrians

Ex Output:
makes his way across the busy street and stands up.