You are given a review about a place. You need to provide a rating from "1 star" to "5 stars" for this place.
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Question: Willy & Jose's is average Mexican food, with great happy hour prices. Their happy hour is 7 days a week between 4-6PM, and they have both food and drink specials. They have $1.00 off all cocktails at the bar in addition to various daily specials where you can potentially get a cocktail and a meal for less than $10.

The food here is okay, but nothing special. I ordered a 2 item combination (which was a happy hour special) with a chicken taco and a beef chimichanga. I liked both, but I didn't like the rice that came with my plate. It was terrible, and by far the worst thing about my meal. I liked the beans, and also that they had served us complimentary beans with our chips prior to my entree.

Although Willy & Jose's is not the greatest, nor most authentic, Mexican food, their happy hour specials can't be beat. I wouldn't mind dining here again for happy hour. However, I think their regular prices are far too high for their quality.

Answer: 3 stars

Question: O'Shea's has been cemented in my mind for three things:

1) One of my best friends from high school, Julie's, family used to say, every time we talked about it, and in an Irish accent, "We're going to go to O'Shea's and kiss the Blarney Sofa!" I think I once got an explanation, but then I promptly forgot it.

2) Another time, also in high school, Julie, our Third Muskateer Brandy, and I went to O'Shea's and took brooding black and white photos on Halloween, trying to catch an image of Houdini. (Houdini raising seances are conducted there every Halloween.) Our photos proved fruitless, but fun was had.

3) I was underage. They served me booze. I've never had a fake ID, nor did I ever look 21 when I was 18.

Now, the latter, at the time, scored points with me. In my old, curmudgeonly age I take umbrage to a place that serves minors. The Strip is obnoxious enough without 18 year old drunks running up and down it. It smells bad, the food court isn't fit for a 5 AM liquor fueled munchfest (and we know how discerning those are), and you won't get any pictures of a semi-opaque Houdini. Also, if someone's best memories about something are from high school, and they were possibly listening to Chumbawumba at the time, they should be ignored.

Kiss the Blarney Sofa with caution.

Answer: 2 stars

Question: The laundromat is next door to Firehouse Subs. It was around 109 degrees today. So we put our clothes into the washers and go outside to have a smoke. There are maybe ten empty tables out front of the sub place, we sit at the end table. As we sit we talk about if we want to go in and grab something to eat now or wait until after the clothes are done. When a worker comes up and asks if we've been helped yet. My sister says "No" then the worker says "Really??? So what you're just going to sit there and not order anything!?" then mutters "F***ing A**HOLES" Great customer service. Now we *are* never going order anything. All it would have took was a "can I get you a menu" or "can I help" or "just go in when you're ready" but no your worker was a total jerk. I mean I get it, there are almost always homeless people around there or at the least sort of shady looking people hanging around, you don't want loiterers hanging around making a mess and taking up customer seats. But it was 109, no one is waiting to eat outside... in fact there were only two people inside, hardly a rush. You would have had four more customers today if you had any sense of customer service. Now you've lost four, and our friends and family, and got this review. I can't say what the food was like since I never made it inside and have zero plans to ever go back.

EDIT- I am willing to upgrade my rating to 3 stars from the 1 star I initially gave it. The owner replied to my rating which goes a long way toward mending my opinions of the staff. Maybe one day I will get to try the food and edit my ratings further.

Answer:
3 stars