Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: Came here with my boyfriend. We had a birthday coupon for ten dollars off. I ordered the shrimp artichoke dip and he ordered the Lemon Chicken (I don't remember the menu name of it). He also got strawberry lemonade and I got an iced latte. The lemon chicken was waaay too lemony. You might as well just save yourself some money and eat some lemons. It took away from the chicken taste completely. We ended up dipping the chicken into the shrimp artichoke dip and smothering it with the dip just to make it taste a little normal. The shrimp artichoke was okay, I wouldn't get it again though. The strawberry lemonade was waay too sweet and concentrated, it was gross. The iced latte was pretty good though, it came in a tall glass and looked pretty fancy. The meal also came with a basket of assorted bread. That was probably the only food I actually enjoyed, but they didn't even let us finish it since they took the basket away. Who the hell does that? The service was bad. When the lady was taking our order I asked her questions about the coupon and asked what it was good for and I even showed it to her (you'd think she's get the picture that I had a coupon). Halfway through our meal the lady brought us our bill and she never even took the coupon that I had at the end of the table the entire time, so when she came around again I told her we had a coupon and she didn't even say anything, but she gave me a bad look as if I should've told her at the beginning WHICH I DID. THe whole time we were there the lady only came to our table to take our order then give us our bill, no in between service at all whatsoever. I don't think I'll be coming back to this location. I do like Mimis Cafe, just not this one.

Problem: Write a positive (OPTIONS:
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A: Spiffy (anytime I use a word that ends with a "y", as in "nifty" or "flashy" I feel it is a man-card violation. Not a red card, probably just a yellow card...but a violation nontheless) little (arguably another minor man-card violation...things must be bold and brawny, not little...too cutsie) Mexican joint that offered a heckuva (now that word definitely connotes manliness) deal on a plate of tasty (damn did it again) enchiladas. Margheritas (now I did it...I should be drinking bourbon) were solid as well. I mean, they were liquid, but solid.

Problem: Write a positive (OPTIONS:
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A:
First of all, I used to be a member long ago, but had several bad experiences at another location. I decided to give it another try as this new location is very close to my house. What a difference. The staff (Matt) was very helpful guiding me to the person that he thought would help me most. Jinnea was my massage therapist. I am happy to say that this does not look or feel like the Massage Envy I went to 3 years ago. Matt was great. Jinnea was great. All the staff looked busy and helpful. The best endorsement I give is this one: I will be back.