Problem: Sao Paulo is a glorified coffee shop. It's the only place in the Rio serving breakfast for less than the buffet price. I had the chicken fried steak. The chef at Sao Paulo is an idiot. The menu describes the plate as Chicken Fried Steak, Cheese Scrambled Eggs and Biscuit and Gravy. The waitress asks if you want the cheese scrambled eggs or your eggs any other way, but I choose to go with the scramble to see how it looks. When the plate showed up, I realized the chef is an idiot. The steak had the scrambled eggs on top of it. The biscuit and gravy was next to the steak. No gravy on the steak. Darn.... I just killed Paula Dean with that statement. The first thing I did was push off the eggs and ask the waitress for a cup of gravy to make this plate right. After I got the plate done correctly, the steak was pretty good for a deep fried style. It was crunchy and the flavor of the batter was good. The steak was tenderized perfectly. I prefer pan fried, but for deep fried, this was one was better than average. The biscuit was small, but the gravy was good sausage country gravy. The cheese scramble was okay. I told the manager the chef is an idiot and should smother the steak with gravy in the future and put the eggs on the side. Not on top of the steak. I don't know if the manager will tell that to the chef. Next year, I'll see if they change it.
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Problem: Signed in (8 names deep) to wait in line because so many people and their kids come here. Didn't wait long, like 5-10 minutes. Ordered food and by the time I took a sip of water our food was out. I ordered spring rolls and a large bowl of the special pho and it was excellent. Our waitress Kelly was so nice. Definitely a place to go for Vietnamese food.
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Problem: Don't even think about it-- Just GO and you'll be happy you did. Trust me. The Jabbawockeez are amaaazzziinnggg! My group paid a pretty decent price for each ticket ($65 I think?) and our seats were great. I may or may not have screamed at the top of my lungs like a Justin Bieber teenybopper, and yelled "I LOVE YOU!!!!" a time or two. ;) I can't help it, they're HOT! Especially Phil, my favorite. bahahahha You will be entertained for the entire 90 minutes, I promise you! Loved everything about it. These are super talented fellas.
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Problem: I actually love this store - the items are unique and it's really a fun place to explore. However - you would think that when a person is spending $3000 in a place they would let you use the restroom!!! Nope - they refuse to allow me to use the rest room and made me go across the street to use it at a restaurant. HOW RUDE is that? I have not gone back since then.
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