Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: I still can't get over this whole Chinese Mexican whachamacallit concept. Granted, the story of a couple combining their cultural backgrounds is lovely, but I cannot wholeheartedly accept this combination of cuisines. First timers are given a taste tour of couple items. Little sample cups of their meats and rice. Out of their 14 main items, they include things like: carnitas, Chinese bbq pork, egg foo young, jade red chicken (sweet&sour), jen red pork (sweet&sour), emerald chicken (ginger&onion), etc. The menu: (http://www.yelp.com/biz_photos/cHdJXLlKNWixBXpDwEGb_A?select=BMDFYI4Hl-Vw7rsjvzbhVQ) For those who are unaware, I am not a big fan of Chinese food. So imagine my dismay after realizing my options. And coming from the Bay Area where Chinese food is readily available and at higher standards, I did not travel all this way to have Chinese food, let alone...fusion Chinese food. But my friends were eager to try this, and so there I was. Food can be ordered in the following options: 1) Rice bowl: Choice of a main item and steamed rice (too Chinese for me. Pass!) 2) Combo: Choice of two main items with steamed rice (even more Chinese. Pass!) 3) Quesadilla: Choice of a main item with cheese (had quesadilla already. Pass!) 4) Burrito: Choice of a main item in tortilla (my only option) Jerk Chicken with Cuban Black Bean Burrito (http://www.yelp.com/biz_photos/cHdJXLlKNWixBXpDwEGb_A?select=eap6hGNvq6Afm-xjso-nAA): The thought of putting sweet and sour pork or egg foo young in a burrito frightened me. So I opted for the safer choices. The jerk chicken was marinated with really hot peppers, which I did not know beforehand. And the black beans were also spicy. My mouth was on fire!!!! The burrito was $3.50. Added black beans and cheese. Plus a fountain drink, my total came to $8! The burrito was tiny! What the heck did I pay for?! Tastewise, the burrito was dry. And their choice of 'hot sauces' were a homemade black bean sauce or some sweet tangy egg roll dipping sauce. Bleh. Each order came with a cookie (Snickerdoodle or Volcano) which was a nice touch. But how does a cookie tie into Chinese or Mexican cuisine? One of the most confusing dining experiences ever. Oh yeah, it was another Guy Fieri DDD spot. This Chino did not likeO.
Q: negative

A: So the devil has allowed me a few days escape from my interminable resting place down there and naturally I decided to visit an ice cream shop before I was sent back. Unfortunately I chose this "Gelato Cafe" on the outdoor patio at the Fashion Show Mall facing the Wynn: http://www.yelp.com/biz_photos/3nooaG-Tik4WzPxU43Bm9A?select=qILtKhKwv2pR5Pz8f3vmYQ I love analyzing bad businesses. First of all the pricing scheme is a mess with 3 one ounce scoops of gelato costing $5 and then $2.50 for each additional 1 ounce scoop. Really jackasses? Tiny little cups of nothingness for lots of cash, that was your brilliant idea? Coldstone Creamery has this place cold stone crushed with a monster banana split or chocolate indulgence extravaganza for $6 or so. Secondly they try to do too much with their menu and offerings - they're selling sandwiches and bagels on there. Why. Focus! Oh and finally this is sort of important - their "gourmet" gelato product is not particularly good - it tastes thin and icy like a sorbet, so if you're really jonesing for ice cream, this might not satisfy. So it's not even about the money really. Terry Fator is an awesome Vegas fixture: http://www.yelp.com/biz_photos/3nooaG-Tik4WzPxU43Bm9A?select=glFLtcwtcOaXelHT6vxpkw Gelato Cafe not so much.
Problem: What would be an example of an positive (OPTIONS:
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Answer: Hands down, this place is amazing! Service is great as well as the food. I'm in love with the chicken artichoke pizza. The flavors are amazing and the pizza seems so light. The crust is also something to be happy about. I'm generally not a fan of pizza crust, but Biaggio's has the bet texture. I must also add that speaking to Biaggio is always entertaining. He is one of the nicest people I have met and he's always happy to make delicious suggestions!
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Generate a negative review for a place
Output: If I could rate less than one star I would. I ordered Pork Fried Rice with No veggies and add egg. Now I have had this particular item from many different Chinese restaurants and they all have looked the same - the rice LOOKED fried, the pork looked like pork. When China Place delivered and I opened the quart, the rice looked boiled, not at all fried, and some of the rice was still pure white. The meat did not look like pork, I don't know what the heck it was. It was stringy and grisly, and part of it had black spots, and there were peas here and there scattered in the carton. Now here, s the best part. I found a hair. A short black hair. I have brown hair. I took out some more rice and found a second hair and a third. I called them and told them and they offered a credit. I said that I do not want a credit from a place that serves hair in their food. He said to bring it in and he would give a refund. I explained that I did not own a car which is why we chose delivery. He said we don't have a driver to bring a refund. I said "Oh but you do have drivers available to bring out food with hairs in them!" He refuses to give my money back unless I spend 2 hours on a bus there and 2 hiurs back, which costs $4.00 for a pass, to get back $6.75 plus tax. Patrons beware!
Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A:
Ok listen, I've been putting this off because I wanted to give them a chance but now it's time. I live just a few minutes away from this place and I used to come here late at night for the happy hour 50% off sushi. Since they started the all you can eat, I have now used up my first full stamp card (11 visits) and this place has consistently gotten worse since May. I will give credit to the servers, they are nice (a little overbearing at times only because the place isn't very busy and they usually have nothing to do) I always sit at the counter too. A few weeks ago I went in at dinner time, placed my order and received part of it, and I was waiting for the rest. No sushi chef around he was busy talking and leaning against the back counter , another chef came up to me and asked how things were and I said "I"m STILL WAITING, you're very slow tonight!" he said yea it is (thinking I was talking about that business is slow), he then walked away and went back to talking to the 1st chef that had made only half my order. A 3RD sushi chef came over and asked how I was and I said again "I"M STILL WAITING ON MY ORDER! and literally told him what I'm waiting on. I said I've been sitting here waiting for him and pointed to the other chef to finish my order." He apologized and made the rest of my order for me. This was not the first time this has occured either. They have a female sushi chef and she often leaves her station and walks around and I have to sit and wait to place my additional orders almost 10 min wait in between before she even comes back to the counter and the other chefs look at me while I'm waiving my paper at them and they don't even stop their conversation. I often order hand rolls and on 3 different visits they accidently made me a cut roll instead. I even said to them what is the problem? I circled it on the paper and she said yea he gets confused because most people don't order hand rolls. So my last 3 visits I circled hand rolls and literally scratched out cut roll so they didn't make a mistake when reading my paper. How about quality of food - Good - Scallop Roll Spicy Tuna Spicy Salmon That's really about it. Their sauces including eel sauce is thin, flavorless and nasty. Their is nothing yummy about their yum yum sauce. Their quality of eel isn't all that good, their yellowtail is horrible compared to other places. What disappoints me is they never used to be this way. They have steadily gone down hill since May. and it definitely shows in their business. I have seen less and less people in there each time I go. I have gone at dinner time around 6, or 7 pm and I have been there at times around 8 or 10 pm and more often then not, I am 1 of only 3-4 people at the counter and only 3-4 tables of people eating in the dining room. Thanks but I'll stick to sushi mon, hikari sushi and even better yet the new sushi goyemon (they are FANTASTIC) Goyemon has very nice service, GREAT sushi chefs and their rolls and appetizers are are incredible. They have appetizers that you won't find anywhere else unless u were eating at a 5 star sushi restaurant on the strip. and their all you can eat price is the same as anyone else's $27.95 and the place is ALWAYS packed. Sorry Lahaina but you're yet another victim of places off my list to goto. You aren't good enough to compete with the others here in town. and for those of you who think this place is good, for the same money goto sushi mon, hikari or sushi goyemon and you will see a noticeable difference.