Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: I came here for my first and likely only time. I really liked the atmosphere and the location. It looks like a fun place to stop in and have drinks at the bar with friends. It was half-off apps during happy hour and we ordered chips and queso. Some chips were completely bland while others were buried in chili powder. The queso was good. The carnitas tacos were pretty underwhelming. They weren't horrible just "meh" and not something I'll order again. The rice was bland as well. The beans looked gross. I thought the food was overpriced for what you're getting. As far as the drinks go, I was disappointed with the beer selection. It falls well short of Mad Mex. The liquor selection did look good, however, in addition to their "Yinzerita" that I didn't try. Finally, the service sucked. Our waitress paid virtually no attention to our table. When she did rarely stop by she would only give short one-word answers when we tried to get any sort of information out of her. A friend and I ordered a beer that was listed as a special for the day. We later got our checks and the waitress informed us that it was not a special, despite it being listed on the drink menu as such (also on the website as a special). I really have no reason to eat here again but I wouldn't mind hanging out at the bar with friends.

Problem: Write a positive (OPTIONS:
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A: Yep. That's right. Mister Sparky. So close to my nickname in college; Mister Spanky! But there's no foul play with Mister Sparky. These are my go to guys for all my electrical needs. And when you call them, here's how they answer the telephone: "Thank you for calling Mister Sparky, my name is Amber, how may I light up your day?" For realz! I love that forced perkiness sometimes. When I worked at an aerobic studio in Minneapolis, like, 100 years ago...ok...I know many of you now are picturing me in my Gilda Marx Lycra onesie...and for that, I'm sorry. But I digress. We had to answer the phone in a BIG high energy voice, "Hi, it's a great day at The Firm, this is Thomas may I help youuuuuuu?" So I get the phone jive. I hope my employees are enthusiastic in their phone answering skills. Nothing worse than a Debbie Downer the first time you call a business. The Mister Sparky team is always on time, clean cut and actually just down right cute! They always leave with a coupon for your next electrical mishap, shake your hand and thank you with a big smile! My kinda biz! So the next time the "Lights Go Out in Georgia" (oh God I'm old, that is a bizarre Vickie Lawrence reference), I say don't be snarky, call Mister Sparky. And scene....

Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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- positive) yelp review.
A:
This store makes Earth Fare look like Walmart prices! I'm all about healthy eating and living, but not at the price it takes at the Home Economist. Geez, if you aren't a conscious consumer this store would leave your bank account empty! I have my staple items and know the prices at various stores well. A box of emergenC at Home Economist is almost double ($15) that of what you would pay somewhere else ($8 on the high end). A bottle of my one daily vitamins is marked up by $20?! I just kept getting surprised at the overpricing. The produce department is very small, but they offer a lot of bulk items. At some point in my browsing experience I was completely disappointed that a store that gives the image of healthy living would advertise such out of reach expenses! The outside of the store does not indicate that it is Home Economist...rather the Healthy Store (or something). Again, going back to the prices, I'm just shocked especially considering that it may not be as much overhead as a location in the South Park area. Stars for offering healthy options, but lack of more due to being way too overpriced and not being spectacular enough to justify.