Question:
I find life hard enough . But here I am , doing a spring " cleanse . " I am cranky because I am exhausted . I am exhausted - or feeling my exhaustion - because all I ' ve been drinking is green tea , and not my usual 2 large cups of coffee in the morning plus limitless cups of black tea throughout the afternoon , and then decaf black tea in the evening .

What is a " Cleanse " ?
Answer:
It is a crash diet of sorts with some liquids allowed

Question:
Not something I would do on a regular basis , but not bad . Then again , I was having more fun trying to make smoke rings than anything else , and I did n't actually inhale for most of mine , so she demanded that I finish off hers correctly . No big deal , though I ' m pretty sure I would be a pipe / cigar man if it came down to it .

What might be the reason for them smoking ?
Answer:
They wanted to try it out .

Question:
Team USA dominated the play . The play took place at the other end of the field from whence I sat . That , I suppose , is why midfield seats are desirable .

Why is the narrator so happy with the midfield seats ?
Answer:
The narrator feels the seats are best for soccer .

Question:
So I took 9 tests and 3 placed me as a Gryph , 3 placed me in Ravenclaw , and 3 clearly marked me as a Hufflepuff . Hmmmmm ... Whiled I 'd like to be one of the first two , I secretly think I ' m a Hufflepuff . You all know me well . Do you think I ' m right?What gets interesting is I did a wand selector test- 3 times . Each time the results were the same .

What may be the reason they took the same test 9 times ?
Answer:
Because they wanted to make sure they got accurate results .