Given the task definition and input, reply with output. You are given a review about a place. You need to provide a rating from "1 star" to "5 stars" for this place.

Eric P 2000 = Whoa! This place is BANGIN**

Eric P 2008 = Um, okay let's get a beer and go

The Least Common Multiple = people grow up and stop going to college bars rife with knuckleheads, schmucks, tricks, and flakes who make you feel old for having shoes without scuffs on them.

If you are -21, have at it. If you've developed some advanced moxie, I'd skip it for other bars on Mill.

** or whatever early 2000s term I used back then
3 stars