input: Write a negative yelp review.
output: I was expecting to be giving Joey's Pizza more stars, but based on my husband and I going out of our way to "try something different" - that different did not turn out so great. I've had this place bookmarked because of the good reviews and proximity to my home. There's not a lot on the East Side worth going out of your way for, but some things are really diamonds in the rough. Joey's is not. Ordered three medium pizzas for $21.99 for take-out. The girl on the phone took my order and repeated it back to me. 1 Pizza with hamburger topping 1 Pizza with ham and mushrooms 1 Pizza with pepperoni and jalepenos We got two pizzas correct and the other came as a HAWAIIAN pizza. They put pineapples and ham instead of ham and mushrooms. Okay, it's an honest mistake, but I've ordered this type of pizza from Marco's, Domino's, Metro, Pizza Hut, and Little Ceasers, and never have any of them eff;d it up. Maybe I could over look the wrong pizza, but then when it comes down to it, the pizzas were just "meh". The cheese was boring, no diversity, just straight out mozzarella, and gooey-gross messy. The first time around it was okay, heated up the next day it was particularly yucky. Also - I got a bad stomach problem that night and woke up *ahem* having to go to the restroom. I spent the rest of the night in and out. I decided it must have been the pizza, but my husband did not get sick. Then I decided to experiment and took all the pepperoni and jalapenos off the pizza I ate and had it sans-toppings. I did not get tummy trouble after that. Who knows - the sickness may have been something else I ate, but considering the meh quality, the wrong pizza, and my late-night bathroom ventures, I will not be ordering from Joey's Pizza again.
input: Write a positive yelp review.
output: I came here for Whiskey Wednesday, which is 50% off select whiskey flavors. If you don't know what that is, then you have to make sure you check out ALL of the discount alcohol nights at Seven Saints because they are all deals you should take advantage of! The whiskey I got was Snake River Stampede. Mainly because I thought it was funny that it was considered a "rodeo whiskey" and also that the description for it said "this whisky can still kick like a bucking bronco when served neat." haha. Another nice thing is that they alcohol menu has two featured House drinks and a description for both. This makes it a bit easier while choosing a drink and you don't have to ask the waitress/waiter about every single drink. Even though my server was nice enough to do it if asked. I got the Triple "S" Platter (Slider, 1/2 Salad, and a Side). I got the cheese slider, 1/2 Caesar salad and waffle fries. I liked all the food. Their waffle fries were really good. Up until I tried Seven Saints, I only thought of sliders as the little burgers you get from White Castle, but Seven Saints is now my favorite place to get them. I'll definitely be back soon.
input: Write a negative yelp review.
output:
Don't believe the hype. I think this place is overrated, overpriced, and not worth the money. Two people would roughly cost almost $80. The selection here is no where near wicked spoon. Go elsewhere like to the cosmopolitan. I would even rank some other buffets way better than this one off the strip.