TASK DEFINITION: In this task, you are given Yelp reviews. The task is to classify a review as "POSITIVE" if the overall sentiment of the review is positive or as "NEGATIVE" if the overall sentiment of the review is negative.
PROBLEM: Ew.

Their bread is stale much of the time. Their meat looks a little ill. Their cheeses look like they've been sitting out too long, ditto with the mayo/mayo-mustard they slather on everything. The veggies are limp, their pickles frighten me, and I get generally anxious any time I see a Port of Subs worker using the meat slicer. My sister used to work there and I know what state of mind she used to be in. I worry someone might lose a thumb.

I remember a time when I though Port of Subs was the best sammich place in town. I wonder if they've just gone downhill or if my tastes have just grown up. Regardless, you won't see me here with a Jimmy John's 10 minutes away.

SOLUTION: NEGATIVE

PROBLEM: If I could give negative stars I would. I started to write my whole story here, but no one really cares. I got a really bad dye job here and the girl Yvette that did my hair was so mean and rude. No nice way to put it. At one point in the appointment she called me a racist. When I left the salon I had a yellow racing strip up the back of my black hair and my roots were dyed orange. How embarrassing for the stylist that did it. Take warning, your at the Fiesta Mall that should be the first clue... If your as cheap as me and want some quality, go up to Toni and Guy...

SOLUTION: NEGATIVE

PROBLEM: Wouldn't let us in because my friend appeared to be too intoxicated. This was after the Chandler beer and BBQ fest. We had been drinking, but we were far from being intoxicated. I wonder why this place had so few patrons while the other 3 bars across the street were packed?

SOLUTION:
NEGATIVE