Problem: Some guy 's wife called him to tell him she was having problems with their home printer / scanner . And , even after walking her through how to push the power button , it still did n't work . Finally , the guy comes home and opens the scanner bed . Hello ant colony !

What was causing the printer to malfunction ?

A: There were too many insects stuck in it .

Problem: I think I need to go to the bridge tonight . I need to calm my heart and mind . I was told that it appears that no man will ever settle me . This statement is false because one man once did and did it successfully for over 6 years .

What may be a fact about this person ?

A: They had a failed long - term relationship .

Problem: Michael , the real hero , came up and helped me right up . He was so nice and I appreciated his help SOOOO much . I know it 's his job ( he said he was patrolling the freeway since it was his area when he saw me ) , but it 's nice to see truly good , warm people in this world ( especially in the city of Atlanta ) and he was genuine and patient .

What would Michael do next ?

A:
Patrol the freeway in Atlanta