Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer: The only thing good was the rice. I ordered chow mein noodles... NOODLES! This piece of shit gave me wonton crackers for my soup. Called and the guy was a dick. If you know Chinese food this is not it! Waste of money. I hope they go out of business.

Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer: Damn...I should have tried the Monte Carlo Pub was all I was thinking!!! This place is O.K. We went there on a Monday night and it wasn't very crowded...which was good because me and my boyfriend were HUNGRY!!! We ordered two small plates (which were offered at $5.00 a plate...a good value) which was mushrooms and fried zucchini. We also decided to go with the Mexican style egg rolls from the regular appetizer section. Well it took forever to take our order...forever to get our drinks and forever for the food to come. When the food finally arrived...I had to laugh at the egg rolls because there were only TWO egg rolls and they had the nerve to charge $9.00. Come on now...did the other four slip off the plate on the way to the table or what??? The funny thing...is that the "small plates" that they offered for about half of the price had more food. Well we decided to go all the way and we ordered a dessert which took forever to come...of course. It took over and hour and half...to get a handful of zucchini, a handful of mushrooms, two egg rolls and a little desert. Luckily it wasn't that expensive (with the exception of the egg rolls). If I spend and hour and a half dining I better leave there extremely satisfied...not hungry!!! Damn...I should have gone to the Monte Carlo Pub instead!!!

Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer:
dont know what the deal is with CFA, but they are always nice, smiling, and seem to value your business. A+