Problem: If you're looking for high-end cigarettes, you'd be better off trying Smokes Unlimited or One Stop Smoke Shop. This place doesn't even carry many of popular higher-end US brands. If you're looking for imports, good luck.
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Problem: They nailed it. Healthy food that tastes amazing. (Sorry, that's what I had come to equate healthy with. Boring. This joint is *not* bland.) The environment is light, airy and fun. Prepare yourself for the menu. There's quite a bit going on. Here's what you need to know. You order up front when you walk in. It's ok to step to the side while you take it all in. Once you arrive at a decision look around and see if there's an open register. Someone will be smiling and that's the all clear. This is a lunch / late eve place. You'll be given a number that you place on your table. Don't fret. No matter where you sit they'll find you. That includes the tables outside. Feel free to meander about, taking your time to grab silverware and drinks before selecting a table. (If you need to stop at the beautiful restrooms the servers will still find you.) The menu is amazing. The concept is simple: Happy food makes happy people. Locally sourced, organic with plenty of vegetarian options. My gluten free friends will be happy: Tons of options! And (!) they will work with you to meet your dietary needs. That's how cool they are. I've had the good fortune to eat with friends here and share. Yum, yum, yum! You simply must try the avocado hummus to start. When adding sides I love the sweet corn & quinoa. Yesterday I inhaled the Quinoa Protein Bowl. It's a warm dish. As with all of my visits I had no leftovers. (Shhh.) If you've got a sweet tooth beware. It can be dangerous :) Take note: Food can be ordered for families. Also, food can readily be made to pick-up or to go. If you follow them on Instagram there's a one time 10% discount. (Fist pump!) Kids are warmly welcome. The service is impeccable. Come once and you'll quickly return!
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A: positive

Problem: iM not falling for all of the iPerbole. i do own an iPod, but thats required now days. As far as the iPhone iS concerned, i Think i can wait. iTs not quite worth iT yet for me. iN fact, this store kind of creeps me out...iT feels almost like iM being lured iNto some kind of iCult. And the zombies working there all wander around playing with all the iToys and iGadgets... and sometimes dont even seem to know anything about the iProducts they are pushing. i dont mean to iFend any of the many people who ran out to get their iPhones on the first day iT was iVailable, iN fact, i WiFive them for their commitment, but iM just not ready to make such a commitment to a phone or a company yet. iM sure iVentually i will get sucked iN too.
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Problem: Dear Tao Beach, Please train your employees properly. Please be sure your employees know the price tag on their product and don't quote for a daybed when you SPECIFICALLY ask how much a cabana runs for (aka approx) on a Friday so when the customer calls back (thank god I did), they aren't shocked& told the price that was given before was for the daybed,not the cabana. Maybe have a training class on Listening 101? I don't know just a suggestion. At any rate, I hear your wack unless you get in free and even then, your not really worth the time..so it all worked out in my favor anyway because I got a amazing rate elsewhere :)
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