Problem: Not knowing what I wanted today for lunch, I scrolled through my bookmarks & decided to go with Pork on a Fork. The place was empty when I walked in but I was warmly greeted by the dude at the register. I told him it was my 1st time so I'd need a couple minutes, he said to take my time. I finally decided on the pulled pork sandwich & got my hubby the brat. Both came with 2 sides, I got the baked beans & potato salad for us both. I got this order to go so I forgot to put some of their BBQ sauce on my sandwich, bummer. Any way, the pulled pork was amazing! Great flavor & a huge portion. Hubby liked his brat as well. We loved the beans with hunks of meat in it & the potato salad was just ok, maybe a tad too sweet. Total for both meals was $15 & some change. I saw on their website that they have all kinds of yummy meats, which for now are only available at Farmers Markets. But he told me that they are hoping to add them to their store early next year, can't wait for that!
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Problem: This place is horrible. They lie to you and tell you that u win gifts or a trip and that u dont come out of pocket. I asked if it was a time share and they told me no. When I got there it was timeshare. And the gifts that they tey to give u that u dont come out of pocket u do pay for. They are liars and tricked us into what turned out to be nothing they talked about!
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A: negative

Problem: The Applebee's of tapas bars. The Chili's of wine bars. The food is almost on par with Alchemy or Mickey's Tavern, but the pricing is 2x-2.5x. Atmosphere: televisions, noise on par with Weary Traveler, and fat, old men pawing 20-something women. Service: seated immediately, waited 25 minutes to get water and put in first drink order; waitress kept on trying to steer the meal in very odd directions ("order an extra one to take home"). Off the specials menu we ordered a lovely chorizo white bean soup that was the high point of the meal; it would have been even better if the tomato base had the taste you'd expect at the peak of tomato season and the black pepper had been reduced to allow other flavors to shine a bit more. Next we had pleasant stuffed peppers, which had very nice presentation and not much to remember in terms of mouth feel or taste. The Thai flatbread pizza was the blandest item of the evening; coleslaw should not be more engaging than the accompanying jalapenos. Our Spanish red was quite nice. A place billing itself as a wine bar should have more than one Spanish red, especially when its manager was hired from the former La Paella. The wine menu is not available on paper or on your cell phone. They provide one iPad per table for marking wine selection. This works great for the restaurant, but is cumbersome for patrons (the larger your group, the more unmanageable it becomes). If you want wine, go to Barriques. If you want tapas, Madison's pickings are slim. If you want better food at half the price, Madison's offerings abound.
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Problem: You will love this show if: a) you live under a rock/ have never seen a cirque or circus show before b) you have kids and want to bring them to a Vegas show c) you are currently under the influence of weed, shrooms or LSD Otherwise...you'll be bored out of your gourd! Maybe I'm just jaded, but there was nothing in this show that I haven't already seen a hundred times in other shows. Acrobats, trampolines, trapezes and whimsical clowns in artsy-fartsy costumes...YAWN! I know I sound like a world-weary elitist belittling these amazing feats of athleticism... it's just that there are SO MANY other shows featuring these same feats, it gets boring after awhile. To its (dis)credit, Mystere was the show that started the Cirque infestation of Vegas, and when it first opened it was a game-changer. But the game has long been changed -- and improved upon. These days, there are a number of other shows doing the same shtick in a much more interesting way. Absinthe does the same kind of acrobatics, but is way funnier/ more subversive. Ditto with Zumanity. And LOVE is basically the same thing but with MUCH better music. The only real thing to recommend Mystere over any other Cirque show is that it's totally kid-friendly (SHUDDER!!!) -- there is hardly a non-G-rated moment. It's a solid 90 minutes of wacky, whimsical Family-Friendliness.... ...which is enough to make a world-weary elitist like myself PUKE!
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