Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer: This is my second time here. I thought I'd give em another try. This visit really isn't different than my last one. I ordered a Green Chile cheeseburger. The waiter had to advise me it'll be hot. Lol ok whatever. So I finally get it. The presentation of the food looked half assed. Very sloppy. I take the top portion of bread off... There's hardly any green chile on it. I ask for a side of chile. It shows up. The green chile was hot. Which is good. It tasted straight out of the can tho. Gross. I'm sure they get Hatch food service cans or something. My girlfriends meal wasn't much better. She got The Green Chile Chicken Especial or something to that extent. The presentation of the food was horrid. It was a conglomeration of rice, beans, and cheese. With a little boat of chicken soupy something or other. She said that it was too salty. The food isn't New Mexican. It's Tex Mex style food using Hatch Chile.

Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer: I was charged $250 for a yard cleanup that was supposed to include thorough, professional service to my trees as well, and then I was going to be able spot start a regular maintenance service at $60/visit. I had to tell the men what to do when they were going to leave after doing a poor job on the trees and not cleaning out any of the overgrown bushes. They still were not thorough, so I called and they sent another crew (some were the same guys, but the lead guy this time spoke English). They were not thorough this time, either. The lead guy told me after about 20 minutes that he did not have any more time and repeatedly said the tangerine tree was "not his problem." i could call hus bows, he said, if I wanted to discuss that. The men employed do not have any real landscape training. They cut my citrus trees up (raised the canopy, which is not what you want to do with citrus) the first time, instead of just cleaning out old dead branches. They refused to finish cleaning out the one tree when they returned, and I had to point out that those who prune trees commonly cut suckers, showing them what the suckers are and where they needed cut. I then left a voice message reporting what the lead fellow had said about the one tree not being his problem (mind you, I reminded him and the lady on the phone that I would never have agreed to the huge sum of $250 if the tree cleanup had been expressly included--my grass was not overgrown, I have few bushes, etc.) and I said I no longer wanted to enter into the maintenance agreement. This was 5 days ago. I never heard anything back. Do not use this company. They leave business cards on doors and then demand to start with a full, way overpriced cleanup before they'll do maintenance, with unskilled and unmotivated laborers. If you have trees, they'll do more damage than good. Totally irresponsible and unprofessional company.

Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer:
The portions are so massive, it's best to share entrees. I has a chicken pot pie & my hubby had waffles with bacon... nom nom nom!!!