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Output: What can I say - been hearing about this place for a few years decided to go and it did not live up to the local reputation that's for sure. The place was jammed packed - I can't imagine why - Close by and cheep I guess. First the decor - dated, dark and depressing, stucco and vines, yuck. After we were seated we were brought a stale basket of rolls - dry and hard and must have been sitting in the freezer and then the counter for quite a while. We had the house wine - not great - but I'll take the blame - should have known better. I split an order of calamari with my husband who agreed they must have been shipped in from the Michelin factory - rubbery, obviously pre-frozen and the coating was flaking off. The tomato sauce served with was a little bland. I ordered the spaghettini with Puttanesca sauce - the pasta was overcooked - which incidentally is supposed to be their thing, oops. And the sauce, not horrible but not the greatest either. My husband ordered some cream sauce thingy, which he said was so-so. The service was friendly. Maybe I caught them on an off night. Can't see myself returning in the near future.

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Output: Very good food. I liked the curry but I think the masala is better. I would def get a side of naan and veggie samosa. The two guys working were very friendly.

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Output: Friendly staff and clean facility!

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The first time I went here was for a pedicure and it was excellent! The tubs were clean and sanitized, as were the tools used for the pedicure. They use a type of chemical for your heels to slough off dead skin instead of a razor (this remover cost $3, but is well worth it). Then they do a nice calf and foot massage at the end. I also noticed that they did gel nails, so I decided I would come back for those the next week. And so I did...I walked in and asked for pink and white gels. They were oh so happy to oblige. I sat down and the girl immediately got to work. She started the sanding down of the nail and applied the white tips...and this is when it started to go down hill. The girl was distracted and said she had to do something in the back, but would be back in a moment. So I said okay...no biggie. I can wait a minute. The guy sitting next to her said he would finish for her (which is a good thing, because she didn't come back for about 20 minutes). So I moved over and he started his work. Everything was going as normal...until he started to apply the "gel." The "gel" came in powder form. Hmmm...gel...in powder form? How does that even make sense? OH, yeah...that would be because it isn't gel. It's acrylic and they use a gel topcoat/nail polish on top. Yet, they charge you more. It's a total scam. Regardless, I was leaving town the next day and just let them do their thing. After I paid and left I really started looking at my nails...and they were CROOKED! Not only was the filing off (completely lopsided on a few nails - luckily that can be remedied with a nail file), but so were a couple of the tips! When she put them on, she didn't even check to make sure they were straight! To make matters worse, these nails yellowed! That can happen when a cheap acrylic is used and is exposed to any type of UV light, aka tanning beds...or if you spend an excessive amount of time outside. I thought maybe it was just the surface that yellowed, but when I got them taken off today (in favor of REAL gel nails at another salon) I noticed they were yellowed all the way through! IF it's yellow all the way through, it's most likely that you have cheap or even toxic MMA Acrylic on your nails!! Needless to say, while their pedicures are nice...I will not be frequenting this place again...ESPECIALLY for nails.