input: Write a negative yelp review.
output: Do not, ever, go to this place. My friend and I were the only people in there (bad sign). Whoever the guy was that waited on us never even said good morning when we entered. The coffee had no taste whatsoever. If it had been a blind tasting, I would not have known it was coffee. The egg whites in my omelet were not completely cooked. The "fresh" fruit that accompanied the omelet didn't look that fresh. I couldn't say for sure because, like the omelet, I didn't eat it. I originally asked for home fries with my omelet, but was told it just came with fruit. My friend ate some of her blueberry pancakes. They were o.k. but not memorable. No care was taken with either the preparation or presentation of the food. This place should not be in business. We felt very uncomfortable there and couldn't wait to leave. We will not under any circumstances be back. When we got the bill, it looked as though the guy didn't charge me for the omelet. Nor should he have. Came home and fixed myself a nice piece of whole wheat toast and a decent cup of coffee in my Keurig.
input: Write a positive yelp review.
output: I go to Tempe Bikes for parts (I do my own repairs) and they are unfailingly knowledgeable and helpful. They even put up with me when I am all grubby and grumpy because I realized half way through a repair that tool I own is for a different style of bike (or any number of other problems). First class operation.
input: Write a negative yelp review.
output:
Since my last review, I have been to FRD about 20 times (awkwardly became a regular Trivia player) and they 'revamped' their menu. I can't write a more honest review at this point. Out of all the things I have learned (and will highlight soon), the saddest one is that I don't think management ever hears our comments, the server's comments or even our Yelp reviews. I mean, come on- Not a single 4-5 star review on Yelp? Staff, I hope you're listening, cause i'm talking. FRD Menu 'upgrades': - They took out the Grande Burger (double patty), which we ordered. They now have an "ultimate burger" which is the EXACT same as the regular cheeseburger, but you pay $1 for an extra slice of a difference cheese ("of your choice!"). - They took out the veggie platter out of their appetizers, so now the only way to get veggies is to order them tempura battered and deep fried. Yuk - They took out the soup/salad combo for $5.43 (tax inc) but the side salad has the same price so now if you want the combo, you have to pay $3 more. Side note: they have never served me hot soup (I ask them to reheat every single time, even with the soggy tortillas in them). They charge you 25c for extra dressing. - They added chicken sliders. The chicken is the same from the chicken fingers (which is 60% breading, 40% "chicken"). The bread in the sliders has sometimes been tasty and other times stale. All in all, everything in their menu is overpriced by approximately $2. Their HOT DOG, at $8.50 is overpriced by ~$6 as, lets face it people, its a hot dog (its not even $8 at a freaking stadium). On the only positives I can think of are their balsamic salad dressing (claimed house made) and their sweet potato fries (but they need a tasty dipping sauce other than Ranch). I really really hope they realize that the only reason why they have customers is because of Trivia Night. Trust me FRD, we're not there for your food.