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Output: Jamba juice would be the happist place on earth but for two problems: 1.) The sound of six blenders working in overdrive simultaneously makes my brain bleed and, 2.) The Bunny Ranch is the happiest place on earth. As JJ's go, this one is typically clean and staffed with the typical compliment of perky teen-agers all reeking of over-ripe fruit. Is it expensive for a smoothie? Hell yeah. Is it probably out of your way in the morning? Yeah (unless you're a poor shmuck and work at the McDonalds next door). Are you going to make smoothies on your own using 4 different fruits and orange sherbert complete with nebulously defined "boosts?" Fuck no. Drop the $5 and get a smoothie from Jamba. Jambo means hello, but Jamba means corporate health-craze capitalism. Hip, Hip.....hooray.

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Output: Excellent all around, but service is very slow if you eat there; I recommend take out. Dim sum menu is delicious (I recommend the turnip cake and what they call 'lotus leaf sticky rice' which is actually [zongzi], a sticky rice dumpling), and the rest of the menu is delicious as well (best [beef chow fun] in Squirrel Hill). They do have a full bar, but the drinks from it are not particularly good.

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Output: My bf and I went here for Sunday brunch after a hockey and concert-filled weekend in Madison. Apparently the entire city decided to go here for brunch as well, as it appears to have that "trendy place for brunch" feel to it . I appreciate that you wait in line, order your food, and then are seated by the wait staff. My boyfriend was a little taken aback by his view from our table, as he unfortunately was seated facing the bathrooms, which was an incessant flow of Marigold patrons. To add fuel to the fire, seating is tight and we may have just been seated right on top of the couple of savant schmucks seated right next to us who were either trying to 1.) vehemently impress us (or each other) with their vast knowledge or 2.) were never educated in respecting and acknowledging one's surroundings. Nonetheless, moving on to the food, we each ordered our individual adult brunch platters, mine a delicious egg white marigold omelet, although the omelet was well-prepared, the potatoes leave something to be desired. Since I also had my sinister sweet tooth nagging at me all morning I ordered a child's order of French toast as a side. I was really disappointed when one of the wait staff stopped by our table to let us know that they don't allow adults to order from the children's menu. We however thought it would be okay since we had each ordered our own dish--needless to say, this was the icing on the cake, the bow on present, and the kick to the stomach when you're already down. So aside from the potty-view, idiot-savants, and child's French toast tidbit, I'd say that this place is okay for my ONE and ONLY time there. Better luck for the next guy!

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Gates and Brovi has struck a perfect balance here. This is WIsconsin supper club meets New England seafood shack. It's a great twist for Madison, anchored by rock solid food and drink. We went there following a Badgers game and were treated to excellent casual fare. The shrimp fritters were crisp on the outside and had a great slightly chewy texture within. The sandwiches were delicious, especially the Parmann with the special sauce. Fried chicken was crispy and perfectly cooked. The oysters were clean and cold and well-priced, though not as good a deal as the Sardine happy hour. Gates and Brovi is a welcome addition to this neighborhood. The room is made up of magnificent reclaimed wood that has fashioned a beautiful bar, ceiling, and tables. It will fit well within the offerings already on Monroe St. It will surely prosper though, being the only place near the end of Monroe St. I can't wait to get back.