Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: I have not felt worse about a dining experience. Let's start with the easy stuff; the food: everyone at the table (all 10 of us) were pretty careful about not upsetting the great vibe we had that night at the table. However, the next day, only one person said they liked their dish. I cannot remember what everyone had, but here is what I can--- onion soup was unbearably salty, the poulet roti was dry and over-cooked, the steak bouchon was tough and wayyyyy too fatty (exactly----how does a fatty steak become tough) and the mussles were tiny. That said, the trout was pretty good. So here is the main reason I think I need to leave only one star. Way over-rated, and the waiter was absolutely awful. He took our cocktails away when we were not done, tried to pull some very shady shit with our bill. Then this DB proceeded to make sure to collect each person's receipt before we left the table----and checking to see if we added an additional tip. Hence, the "Eek! Methinks not." Stay downstairs or visit the one in Yountville.
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A: Cirque du Soleil prices without the Cirque du Soleil talent. I kept waiting to be amazed by people doing things with their bodies that I can't do. That's why I pay you the big bucks, people! The costumes and music (of course) are fantastic, though.
Problem: What would be an example of an positive (OPTIONS:
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Answer: Came here for a work lunch with colleagues during restaurant week in Madison. They had a nice three course lunch selection where you could mix/match your own appetizer, main dish, and desert. All were quite good, we were very pleased. Service was, as typical, very good. This is one of my favorite places to eat in Madison.
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Output: This place is DUMP, and I cannot understand how they stay in business! NEVER again! Horrible service, Dirty, crowded, and the food was tasteless and expensive. I had the Nicoise Salad ($20.00) hardly any toppings or tuna, served with this pathetic buckwheat pancake on top. Everything felt dirty from the glasses to the dishes. They dont take Amex like most places in Montreal and dont accept American money. NOt worth the wait, time and money!
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output: Turkey was extra dry looked and tasted like turkey chew!!!! Sandwiches were not hot cheese was hard bad day for Capriotti's!!!
Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A:
Used to be my favorite! It has gotten worse and worse every time I have gone here over the years. This last experience takes the cake. I ordered a hamburger with no mustard, no mayo, and cheddar cheese. It came out with swiss cheese (not a big deal,) but it also had mustard and mayo. I let the server know, and I must note that I was not mean or rude about it at all. Mistakes happen. The burger came back moments later with cheddar cheese slapped on top of the swiss, and the mustard and mayo gone..... How does someone get mustard and mayo out of the nooks and crannies of a burger.....? By rinsing it with water, I presume. So the burger came back cold, slightly wet, cheddar cheese (not melted) on top of the old cheese. Disgusting. Absolutely disgusting. The server said nothing, even when he saw me not even take one bite. After approaching the manager, she took it off the bill. I am not saying that I need anything for free, but I did come there to eat, left hungrier than I arrived, and then STILL had to go through the chick-fil-a drive thru after paying $30 for 2 drinks and the meal of the other person at the table. Never again.