Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: I want to like Mario's, I really do. I always have a good experience with the bartenders, and the handful of times I've ordered food here, it's been decent. But there's just a vibe I can't shake about the place, like the other patrons think I'm not cool enough to be there. They have a decent variety of drink and food specials, and other things throughout the week like karaoke and wing nights. But there are dress code signs on the door (like seriously, places that require a dress code that is posted on the door? they make me uneasy), and a feeling of general discomfort I get by not meeting some imaginary 'cool' quota each time I walk in. You know in high school, when you were one of the nerds, and the cool kids were like, 'what are you doing at our lunch table, dork?' That is how I feel when I walk into Mario's. Like I just dropped my protractor and everyone is laughing at me. Alas, my husband's bromance lives right down the street, and we always end up meeting him here for drinks, so I shall continue to withstand the uncomfortable feelings to enjoy a couple of rounds in the early afternoon. I'm grateful for the good bartenders who make this more bearable and don't mind if I accompany my vodka with a few games of bowling on my Ti-83.
Q: negative

A: Overrated cupcakes. I think everyone should try them out for themselves, but Sprinkles wasn't for me. The cake part of the cupcake was dry and the frosting was excessive and overly sweet. I could have spent that $3.50 better by making cupcakes myself!
Problem: What would be an example of an positive (OPTIONS:
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Answer: Love this place. Empanadas and chimichurri sauce are the best. Not even in Buenos Aires you can find a better chimichurri.
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Output: I've been 3 times, and I don't think the quality approaches what Mike, his wife, and his mother offered in terms of food quality. Something major has gone wrong with each of my visits so far, 1st being the seafood in the red curry was really chewy, overcooked, and possibly over aged. 2nd being the little boat appetizer nearly chipped a tooth it was so hard. 3rd being the waaaay too sweet mussaman curry I had the 3rd time. I really wanted to like this place because it housed Mike Thai which I thought was superb on a level with Siam Orchid, but, alas, no. Might comeback in 6 months in hopes of something radical changing. Not quite worthy of a 1 star as that should be reserved for places that induce rage and disgust., and Swan Thai summoned quiet, bitter disappointment.
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output: Went to Vegas for friends birthday, undecided which club to hit. My friend and her boyfriend ended up getting one of the promoters to get us in for a decent price. This club was way over crowded, not as big as I had imagined it to be, drinks waaaay over priced. It was Vegas so we ended up spending a grip on drinks anyways. Music was good, one of the bartenders had an attitude with my friend tho, not sure what that was about. We had a good time, casino was nice, but club wise next time we'll probably hit another spot.
Problem: Write a positive (OPTIONS:
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A:
Museum's for me tend to be something a tourist visits when discovering a new city. We had a work function here and it was quite delightful to visit this neat little museum tucked into the corner right adjacent to Old Montreal. We started off the day with a light breakfast in the upstairs cafeteria which consisted of eggs, fruit and some french toast. After you could go out on their balcony and get some views of the old port. On our day there was a cruise ship within eye's view! They have done an admirable job in keeping some of the history and original rock and brick of the past. Artifacts behind glass are nice to gaze at to think of how time was many hundreds of years ago! Next was a Pirate ship and tour and explanation for the kids which was done in interesting and curious fashion. Finishing off the trip was a visit to their 2-D theatre in which you get an 18 minute history lesson of Montreal (available in French, English and Spanish)! It's a nice finishing touch to make you leaving with a positive impression of Montreal. I'd recommend this as a tourist attraction but some may be disappointed as it's a small museum. I'd recommend not coming in here with huge expectations and you may be surprised or disappointed depending on your mood and temperament!