Problem: " , " BITER ! ! ! " , and " GET HELP ! ! ! ! ! " I promise I will meditate more closely upon the causal relationship between going dumpster diving on Sunday afternoon and projectile vomiting Monday , and being brought to the Evil Place Where They Stick Things Up My Butt on Tuesday evening .

What might have happened if the writer had n't gone to the hospital ?
OPTIONS:
- They might have had more time to go dumpster diving .
- None of the above choices .
- They might have gotten better more quickly .
- They might have developed an infection .

A: They might have developed an infection .
Question:
Another favorite item in my purse is my tissue holder . With our allergies , tissues are always in my purse . There are many patterns floating around the internet to make tissue holders . I can not even remember where " my " pattern originated because I have been making these for so long .
Answer the following question: Why does the narrator take so many health precautions ?
OPTIONS:
- They are fighting cancer .
- None of the above choices .
- They are fighting allergies .
- They are fighting the flu .
Answer:
They are fighting allergies .
Question:
Today is the fall equinox , the first day of autumn , the day night and day are equal everywhere on earth , the day one of best friends was born , and the day seven years ago I was married . Today I got to walk in the woods and fields near my home with five of my good friends , my lover and my baby . It was a beautiful sunny day and we strolled about and enjoyed nature .

Why did this person want to walk in the woods with her friends ?
OPTIONS:
- It was a lovely autumn day and she wanted to enjoy the outdoors .
- This person was getting married and the ceremony was being held outside .
- This person had not been out of the house in over seven years .
- This person could not sleep since the day was the same as the night .
Answer:
It was a lovely autumn day and she wanted to enjoy the outdoors .
IN: Part of my decision the other day is related to my realization that I had n't just been happy enough to dance around the apartment since the girl had ended things . Once I realized that , my decision made itself . I do n't want to give away my joy and power to someone who does n't care about me when I have someone who does right in front of me , so much more worthy of my attention and energy .
Who should I give my joy and power to ?
OPTIONS:
- Someone rich .
- Someone with a nice car .
- Someone good looking .
- None of the above choices .

OUT: None of the above choices .
If you like thrillers , Tell No One is a pretty solid one . Eight years after Dr. Alex Beck 's wife is murdered , two bodies are found in the same area - and Dr. Beck receives a mysterious email .

OPTIONS:
- The narrator would like a period piece .
- The narrator would like a Western movie .
- The narrator would like a mystery .
- The narrator would like a romance movie .
Answer the following question: If one were to take the narrator out for a movie , what genre would they like ?

The narrator would like a mystery .
Problem: If you read my most recent post , you know I ' m building a darkroom . The first big challenge was to get a good color . If the darkroom were somewhere that I could just shut the door and no one would ever see it , I 'd just paint it black , like sensible photographers do . However , I ' m using the basement hallway that leads from the stairs to the game room and powder room .

Why is the author writing this ?
OPTIONS:
- They are writing it for the newspaper .
- None of the above choices .
- They are writing it in their journal .
- They are writing it for a blog post .

A:
They are writing it for a blog post .