Problem: Write a positive (OPTIONS:
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A: I have to tell you, I don't like Las Vegas a whole lot. I think the hotels always let you down, it's dirty AND people use it as an excuse to go nuts and dress slutty. The room: NY, NY, turned it all around. When we got there, we didn't like the set up of the room, so we asked for another one, but wanted to view it first to make sure it was OK (see headline, i like to complain). So they let us view the other room, which we liked a WHOLE lot better. NICE Room Service: So later that night our friends came into town, we drank and needed munchies. The Room service made pizza for us even though it was after 2 am, extra chicken fingers AND they delivered free sodas = RAD. Plus he told me Jay Z was staying in the hotel so that makes him RADDER. The Pool: Yeah it was kind of small, but I wasnt there to be seen, just to relax. We had VIP service for the pool. Our own pool boy, our own floaties, free drinks and fruit and did I mention I had a pool boy to boss around? HAHAHA. The Gambling: The mister won a grand. Nuff said. (i lost like $100, BOOOOOOOOOOO)
Q: positive

A: Now open Saturday. They cater too. Arizona home-style Mexican food. I know, not like YOUR Momma's home style. I too came in on a Wednesday lunch, about 12:45, with barely an empty table to be found. Charming Andrea mentioned it was slow. It didn't seem slow to me. KVIB 95.1 Latino Vibe spun its English and Spanish world-ish kind of music over the air, and the Women's World Cup soccer game was on the TV. By the time I finished my green burrito combination, the attractive, clean and neat La Paloma was nearly empty. That's fine. I insist on packing and using a digital camera instead of phone or blackberry. Some people get very nervous around cameras. Others jump in front to smile and wave. I don't want to make people any more nervous than already happens. That's why the pics show a nearly empty restaurant. My words for the food is "home cooked." The beans are just about like the first home-cooked refried beans I ate at Luis' grandparents, the rice home style rice. My $6 green beef burrito would put the fear of the Cow God into any bovine finding out that much of them was going to be cooked in verde sauce and rolled into a giant flour tortilla. The meat pretty tender, sauce mild. I can't roll my eyes, smile broadly and exclaim loudly how great it was. It was just fine. You fetch your own chips at La Paloma. Next to them are hot and mild salsas and mostly-onion plus tomato and cilantro pico de gallo. Both salsas had lots of oregano. That's just fine, because some kinds of oregano are a natural anti-bacterial. The also both had red chile and some tomato sauce. I'm thinking the heat in the hot sauce is jalapeno. Hot is on the left, pico in the middle. A different feature is the horchata and jamaica fountain - drink all you want for 30 cents more than soft drinks and ice tea. My family likes horchata so I think that's a pretty good deal. Jamica and horchata will be sugar loaded at La Paloma. There is a full range of the usual (Coca Cola ?) sugar loaded and diet soft drinks too. The "Everybody's" restroom was also clean and neat, but some guy didn't put up the seat. Eeew. We never lift it up or leave it down at the right times guys. If you had scars like mine, you'd know when those times are. Otherwise, neat clean, lots of scented soft soap, paper towels and other products. As mentioned, parking is limited in front, the rear lot's football field size, and has parking. La Paloma has a rear entrance. My main problem after lunch was staying awake. Would I convince my running mates to eat lunch at La Paloma, spend about $7.00 for lunch and mingle with the St. Joe's lunch crowd? Yes.
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer: LIES! lured by fair priced beer and appealing looking pizza, my family and I were greeted with the horrid reality of this place. Save your money and buy a Digornio! It might be a bit better. While the beer was served cold, the pizza tasted like a microwaved lunchable. Toppings were over cooked, the cheese was rubbery and flavorless. It says a lot about a place when a ten year old is in the back prepping food. Sorry Zzeeks why don't you try again.
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Output: Northeast corner of 75th ave. & Bell in a small strip mall. If you see Mimi's Cafe, you're very close. They have small seating here as well, but usually less traffic than many other locations. There's a Coffee Bean & Tea Leaf across the street, as well as 2 bookstores nearby, so that may be the reason. Coffee & coffee drinks have never been a problem here for me. This location has a record for me for the most annoying, slow service I've ever experienced. One night they were understaffed and I wasn't more than 3rd or maybe 4th in line and it took 15 minutes for my turn, but then to only find out that altough they had a couple gift cards left, they didn't have the little envelopes that hold them. Great... I'm on my way to present this as a little token of gratitude and now I have to just hand over a little credit card gift card. Classy. Thanks, Starbucks.
input: Write a negative yelp review (OPTIONS:
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output: The worst people I have seen in the business. I asked the hostess to substitute a veggie Patty in the 4 cheese burger and she her to make sure that there was no meat in it. She took like half an hour to check if they could even make it like that. I mean what the ****! And then when I get my Burger, there was no patty in it....! What the **** ! So, I go back to the hostess and I was like where is the patty...? She is like you said no meat. I was like yeah... That's why I asked you to sub a veggie patty. And her response was gold. She said that they consider ALL the patty to be meat. And the worst part is that they were all laughing at me for wanting a 4 cheese burger with veggie patty...! I didn't want to create a scene... But these people need to respect the customers... The stupid ungrateful bunch of illiterate jerks....!
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Saw that it had finally opened! Not as big as the other location, but I feel as if the sushi is slightly better. The inside is very beautiful with the etched glass dividers and granite-y countertops. A great place to go for a cheap, quick lunch.