input: Write a negative yelp review.
output: Comme Ca has undeniably amazing food. We ordered the Comme Ca burger and it was one of the best we had ever eaten. However the staff and service really put a dampener on our experience. The waitress was far too concerned with twirling her hair, checking her phone and talking to the girls in the front booth to ever notice we were sitting waiting to be served. We weren't offered water and she walked passed our table about 5 or 6 times to talk to the girls without helping us at all. We were there for happy hour and received our first cocktails which were lovely. Then after asking for a second, we noticed the waitress and barman whisper to each other and then received 2 very watered down cocktails.. We don't even know if there was ANY alcohol in them. They were obviously trying to rip us off. Then when it came to paying for our meal there was no one to ask for the bill as the waitress had left for the day (as we saw her walk out) without checking if we needed anything or letting us know. We had to ask a person walking past for the bill. Great food, but terrible service.
input: Write a positive yelp review.
output: Great park with lots of open spaces and amenities. Plus it has an amazing view. Being that it is in a residential area you really get a feel of safety and community unlike some of the other larger parks in town. There's enough space to spread out from the rest of the people enjoying the day which is nice. I am not a fan of going to the park and feeling like I am spending time with a bunch of strangers. I also like that the park is kind of sunken down into the ground so on those windy days it kind of just blows over the fields.
input: Write a negative yelp review.
output:
I added a star because of the thoughtful touch of actual veggies in the veggie burrito. Other than that: I ordered delivery. $11 for guacamole? Uhg, I've had two glasses of wine already and I'm hungry. Ok, ORDER. What arrives? Two puny tiny little plastic cups of guac, and about 15 tortilla chips in a small paper bag. The cups were about the size of the sour cream side that came with my burrito. And, nothing to write home about either. Pretty bland food all around. My husband got the enchiladas with mole, which sounded pretty kick-ass from the description (pumpkin seeds! cinnamon! five different peppers! omg yum!) but it turned out to taste kind of like it looked: brown and runny. He was also feeling pretty sick about half an hour later.... Way overpriced. I've had much better Mexican food for much less money elsewhere. If this is what passes for good Mexican food in Madison, boy are we in trouble.