Sentiment analysis: 2 flaky croissants that tasted very good. Staff was very friendly. They don't take credit card, but they open at 7AM
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positive

Sentiment analysis: Got there on Saturday at about 10.30pm and we were the only ones there. Can't believe we paid $10 to get in here just to stare at a bunch of obese bouncers. This place is a little too pretentious for me. A bunch of empty VIP corners with busted faux leather sofas etc. We went to the bathroom and there was a large woman sitting in there handing out paper towels with her tip jar in tow. Why do people think they can just set up shop in a bathroom and hand out paper towels that are readily available in a dispenser and expect you to give them a dollar? This place is hardly deserving of a bathroom attendant. We left and checked out a few other places and returned at about 12:30. This time there is a crowd but certainly not my type of crowd. A bit on the thuggish side for me. The men were wearing their pants a little too low below the waist and the women were dressed cheap and seductive. So everyone is standing on the dance floor. Yes I said standing on the dance floor. Shouldn't people be dancing on the dance floor? The crown on the dance floor reminded me of fish in a tank waiting to be fed. They just stood there sort of swaying, all facing the same direction not interacting with each other as if they were waiting to be fed. We stayed for 5 minutes then left. This place has potential but it's not for me.
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negative

Sentiment analysis: I know part of it is that I'm just tired of the whole Cirque do Soleil thing, but unless you're seeing a themed show like Iris or The Beatles Love, these things are starting to all feel the same to me. In Zarkana, which I was lucky enough to get free tickets to, (so who am I to complain, right?), there were some interesting feats, but all that running around and not understand what the heck they were doing or who they were and the jibbering in nonsense... ugh, bored now. If you're a big Cirque fan, then you will probably love this. If you have seen one too many or if you just saw Beatles Love the night before, you might want to reconsider Zarkana. I just didn't get it so I don't really recommend it, but... to each his own.
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negative