Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: Absolute disaster! No style, no shape! Worst haircut I've ever got in my lifetime. Need to wear a hat to hide it. Don't even want to go to work or see ppl. Will never go back.
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A: The Applebee's of tapas bars. The Chili's of wine bars. The food is almost on par with Alchemy or Mickey's Tavern, but the pricing is 2x-2.5x. Atmosphere: televisions, noise on par with Weary Traveler, and fat, old men pawing 20-something women. Service: seated immediately, waited 25 minutes to get water and put in first drink order; waitress kept on trying to steer the meal in very odd directions ("order an extra one to take home"). Off the specials menu we ordered a lovely chorizo white bean soup that was the high point of the meal; it would have been even better if the tomato base had the taste you'd expect at the peak of tomato season and the black pepper had been reduced to allow other flavors to shine a bit more. Next we had pleasant stuffed peppers, which had very nice presentation and not much to remember in terms of mouth feel or taste. The Thai flatbread pizza was the blandest item of the evening; coleslaw should not be more engaging than the accompanying jalapenos. Our Spanish red was quite nice. A place billing itself as a wine bar should have more than one Spanish red, especially when its manager was hired from the former La Paella. The wine menu is not available on paper or on your cell phone. They provide one iPad per table for marking wine selection. This works great for the restaurant, but is cumbersome for patrons (the larger your group, the more unmanageable it becomes). If you want wine, go to Barriques. If you want tapas, Madison's pickings are slim. If you want better food at half the price, Madison's offerings abound.
Problem: What would be an example of an positive (OPTIONS:
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Answer: CONDENSED IN A SOUP CAN: Watching your wallet but want to pig out on sushi and sake? They have excellent service to go with their quality fish and offer a good variety on their AYCE menu - which will only cost you around $20 for lunch and $22 for dinner. Can't beat that! THE MEAT: We went in for lunch on a Wednesday and were 1 of the only 2 tables there. Our server was so friendly and attentive and the food came out in good time and pace. The soft shell crab was light and served with a tasty ponzu sauce. "The shit" (crab and cooked salmon in nori, deep fried and served with yum yum sauce) didn't quite live up to its slang name (I wonder if they chose it for its aesthetic resemblance). The salmon kama was presented beautifully (as all of their food are)... it is a piece not quite on the collar itself but still very tender. The monkey brains will please any fusion fan, it surely teased my palette with familiar crab salad mixed with sweet banana tempura. I wanted to hate it so bad, but got quite the opposite effect. And the sushi, my oh my. The fish to rice ratio is ridunculous! We loved the salmon, hamachi, super white tuna... and the lasagna roll is good if you like cream cheese. How they make profit for serving great quality with an extensive AYCE menu for so cheap in a low key neighborhood eludes me. I do hope they can keep up the exceptional value for your money! I would totally franchise this spot. Binge on good sushi with flip flops here or hide in one of the dark corners with an ugly mistress. GOGOGO! (P.S. I recommend not bringing the kids unless it was for lunch, or if they are capable of behaving like... college students out for sushi and sake.) I'M STILL DIGESTING... The Japanese pop music videos filled with scantily clad grown high school students. Now there's a night's worth of conversation over sake. WANT TO SEE SOME FOOD PORN? :-) http://www.yelp.com/biz_photos/sakana-las-vegas?select=Sp-krUlCJtfDPC2oyi-YxQ#HbFGHKTvwRV29TBkPC94mg
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Output: Usually one of my favorite places to go, but they appeared to have a new girl working and she didn't make the snow cones as well as I remembered. Gave one of the snow cones to my daughter and the first thing out of her mouth was "where's the flavor". When I got halfway down in mine, there was literally no flavor coloring at all. She did fix it but still. Hopefully this is a one time thing and not a start of something.
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output: Great beer! The best most informative beer tour I have been on, and I have been on many. The owner Todd is down to earth and knowledgable. I feel this brewery is going to grow and prosper.
Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A:
My husband and I went on Friday to have a couple of drinks and apps at the bar. We ordered the deviled eggs which were just ok. The burnt ends, were not burnt and was just a pile of fat. We also order the pork rinds, the menu states they have a chili lime salt, which I could not taste at all. The drinks were ok, the bartenders seem to be in panic mode with trying to measure every ounce. I may go back to try something on the dinner menu but no rush.