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Output: This is one of my favourite, and most useful, shops in the whole of Edinburgh. Do you want a shop that sells everything you'll need and many things you don't? Look no further than Edinburgh Bargain Stores. I have lost count of the number of times I've been in here. Whether it's been for a birthday card, light bulb, tin of paint, clothes line or pad of paper, EBS has always come up trumps (and yes, I have bought all of those things from here). As Gibson says, it's in an ideal location to attract all the students looking for essential items. As the name suggests, prices are also very reasonable. In the past couple of years, they have opened up a small annexe next door that sells a large array of fancy dress equipment. Again, very useful if you're a student that has an endless number of parties to attend. You can think of this as a cheap Argos, and I would highly recommend them for both day-to-day essentials and occasional oddities!

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Output: I've come here often and always had good food and service. Except for today. My order was wrong. No big deal I walk up they offer to fix it I say ok. 15 minutes later no food. I walk up again and the guy asked if I had received my food. I said no so he went and had them make it again. They did. I get back to my table and the food is wrong again. Then when I walk back up the girl tells me I asked for different hotdogs. I asked for what I ordered and what was on my receipt. No one apologized. I got frustrated and walked to the cashier and asked for my money back. I said I'd pay for the burger and fries my girlfriend ate but not the hotdogs. What made me mad was no manager took responsibility or tried to make it right. All I got was grief from the employees for their mistakes. Sad to say but I'll never go back.

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Output: Over-priced, mediocre food. Over-priced under-poured drinks. Terrible service. The only thing this place has going for it is atmosphere. Frankly, I don't understand why this place is so jam-packed with people. Trendiness I guess. I am pretty sure we will not be not be going back. The saving grace for this place came near the end. As we were finishing for the evening the bar manager came by and he was very friendly. I explained the irritation I had with the fact that their burgers do not come with cheese and that the waitress did not suggest cheese options. This was a mild irritation made worse by the fact that when I asked the waitress about it earlier she had said, "It's in the menu" which, of course, if I had seen that, I would have ordered appropriately. Well anyhow, without expecting it, requesting it, or even actually wanting it, the bar manager did comp my burger. So, for that I guess we will be back at least once. But we gotta get there during happy hour cause the drink prices are half-off then. UPDATE: 8/22/13 As you can see from the comment from Leah below, it is this level of leadership commitment that will bring us back to the restaurant for another go. I will post a brand new review once we do and update this one if our experience is better.

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Welcome to crackville! My car got broken into 5 times over the 2 years I lived there. The owners are total jerks ... you can kiss your security deposit goodbye! My AC went out both summers I was there. Stay away ... stay far, far away!