Input: What would be an example of an negative review?

An example of an negative review: Can't believe this place has turned into an establishment i'd unlikely visit again. I used to come here and meet friends occasionally in the past because the food was decent to good and they offer wifi and magazines. However, this visit really threw me off. I ordered popcorn chicken and a honey milk green tea. While the tea was okay, the popcorn chicken was like adhering my tongue to a bed of salt. I almost passed out from the saltiness! If i didn't have the drink to counteract the chicken, i don't know how i could have swallowed the piece i had. Also, the owner kept clearing her throat, continuously. It got to the point where i wanted to offer her a lozenge and wondered why she hadn't gone to the doctor. Very scary.

Input: What would be an example of an positive review?

An example of an positive review: I'm not an egg fan but my husband could live on eggs. We wanted to try something new and decided to give the Egg Works a try. They were relatively busy for a Sunday morning but we were seated rather quickly and our server acknowledges us within 3 minutes. I ordered a skillet breakfast, delish! their Works potatoes are cooked to perfection with a hint of garlic on them. My husband got an omelet with three kinds of meat in it. (yes, he got yelled at for such a poor choice). If you don't like cheese, don't order anything with cheese on it. Both our dishes had tons of melted cheese piled on, which was awesome. Service was just ok. The server never asked how our meal was after it was brought to the table and since the coffee was bitter i wanted water. Finally had to flag her down halfway through my food to get a glass of water. I also waited and waited to get a box for my muffin. I'm amazed at the lack of face time restaurant managers give. I saw a manager once during our 45 minutes to an hour there when a table's order was wrong outside of that, i never saw a manager again. I would return again but maybe not on a Sunday morning when they're so busy. I'll give our server the benefit of the doubt and say that's why the service wasn't stellar.

Input: What would be an example of an negative review?

An example of an negative review: the resort that claims too much.the front desk is completely ignorant ie front desk Alfredo doesn't understand his ratio of workers at the bell desk we literally waited an hour and 20 minutes to get a ride from the roosters restaurant in the heat of 102 degrees.at this point our beautiful dinner was ruined by the inability of Arizona Grand Resort to communicate effectively as to how long it would take for a driver to come up and pick us up.do not bother to tip the bell desk men because they literally don't care except for that moment at that time they will feedi inaccurate info and lie as to how long they're working and how effective they will be.unfortunately after a huge wedding here they have disappointed us for one year anniversary celebration I truly do not recommend this place

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An example of an negative review: Beyond the erotic appeal, those who have seen their share of acrobatic shows will probably not be impressed. The cast had great energy and the host was a doll but besides one or two acts, most of what you will see has been done before and stands out only because well.. they're naked. And I'm saying this as a girl who got center stage, front row tickets comped. I can only imagine how disappointed I would feel if I had paid the $150 or whatever to actually witness the event. There was a lack of sophistication to make you feel like you were attending a Vegas-level show. However, if you are trying to seduce your date, it may be worth the investment to set the evening right haha.