If you have a sarcastic comment you can deploy in many different situations, practice it regularly on different people to memorize it. For instance, when someone asks a common question like, "What's up?" you might reply with "The sky." The frequency with which you should practice your sarcastic comments depends on the strength of your memory. If you can memorize the sarcastic comment after practicing it two or three times daily, there's no need to practice it more than that. If you need to practice your sarcastic comment more often before you can memorize it, do so. If your comment regularly gets eye-rolls, don't use it anymore or use it less often. If you have a go-to sarcastic comment that seems to be a big hit, work it into regular use. Remember, even good sarcasm can be overused. The best sarcastic answers or comments will draw on your deep knowledge of your audience and their preferences, attitudes, and beliefs. Think carefully about how you can work your immediate situation and the conversation of others into a clever, sarcastic comment. For instance, imagine you and your friend Joe are big fans of the Hulk. If Joe accidentally breaks a bunch of fragile dishes, you might say sarcastically, "You saved the day again, Hulk!" Spending time listening to people who are well-practiced in sarcasm will help you be more sarcastic, too. Pay attention to when and how they utilize sarcasm. Listen to the inflection in their voice and the facial expressions they use when being sarcastic. Being sarcastic takes time, focus, and experience. As you exercise your sarcasm "muscles," you will become better at being sarcastic. Keep trying to use sarcasm, even if you tell a few jokes that others think are not very funny.
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One-sentence summary -- Practice your sarcastic comments. Take note of the reactions you get when practicing a particular sarcastic comment. Be creative. Talk to sarcastic people. Don't be afraid to fail.

Humidity is crucial for orchids to grow properly. Monitor the humidity and try to keep it between 75 and 85%. Provide your orchids with humidity by placing some gravel on a tray and pouring water over the gravel. Place your orchids on the gravel and replenish the water as needed. The heat from the orchid's environment will cause the water to disperse into the air. You may also place a humidifier in the area where you keep the orchids to ensure adequate humidity. You can also mist the orchids to provide extra humidity when the weather is hot. Make sure that the water line is below the bottom of the orchid's pot. The orchid should not be sitting in a pool or water because this may cause the roots to rot. Orchids need a lot of sunlight or light from bright fluorescent lights to grow. Place your orchids in a sunny, south-facing window or under a bright fluorescent lightbulb for 14 to 16 hours per day. You can protect your orchids from getting burnt by powerful midday sun by placing a sheer curtain over the window and ensuring that it is between the window and your orchids. The ideal temperatures for your orchids are between 60 to 70F (16 to 21C) during the night and no more than 95F (35C) during the day. Keep a thermometer in the area where you keep your orchids to check the temperature and ensure that they are warm enough, but also not too hot. You may want to bring your orchids in at night during the cooler months or when temperatures are expected to drop below 60F (16C). Watch the temperatures on warm, sunny days if you keep your orchids outdoors. Bring them in out of the sun if the temperatures go above 95F (35C). As long as the soil is draining well, diseases and pests should not be an issue for indoor orchids. Check the soil once every week to ensure that it is draining well and the roots are not getting soggy. If the soil is holding onto water, then you may need to provide a different growing medium or transfer the orchid to a wood slatted basket.
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One-sentence summary -- Place the orchids on trays covered with gravel and water. Provide full sun or bright lights for 14 to 16 hours per day. Keep the temperature around 80F (27C) degrees. Check for water-logged roots to prevent rotting, diseases, and pests.

Most padlocks will have the combination listed either on the back of the lock or somewhere within the packaging. Look for a three digit code when you buy your lock. Turning the dial three full rotations clockwise will reset the numbers and allow you to input the first number in your combination. In most padlocks, if you don't reset it, your code won't work. On your third rotation, line up the indicator on the top of the lock with the first digit in your combination. The indicator will usually look like an arrow or upside down triangle. Turn the dial to the left, passing the first number in the combination. Line the indicator with the second digit in your combination after you pass the first number. Stop rotating the dial once you land on the second digit. Remember to pass the first number in the combination when turning the dial or your lock will not open. Complete the opening of your lock by rotating the dial clockwise until the indicator matches up with the last digit in your combination. Do not pass the third digit in your combination this time. When you last on the last digit in the combination you should hear the click the shackle disengaging with the body of your lock. Gently pull down on the body of your lock to disengage it. You can then rotate the lock and remove it to open your storage.
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One-sentence summary -- Look on the back of the lock to find the combination. Turn the dial at least three times to the right. Turn the dial to the first number in the combination. Turn the dial left a full turn and land on the second number. Turn the dial right and land on the last digit in the combination. Pull on the body of the lock to open it.

You will find this bar in the upper half of your screen, labelled in white. On the mobile app, tap on the three horizontal lines in the top-left corner of the screen to reveal a menu containing the search function. Tap on "Search" to activate it. You will see matching results appear in the menu that drops down from this search bar. You will be brought to that artist's Spotify page. You'll now receive updates in your music stream whenever that artist releases new music on Spotify.
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Tap/click on the search bar. Type in the name of an artist you'd like to follow. Tap or click on the artist that matches your search. Tap or click on "Follow".