TASK DEFINITION: In this task, you are given Yelp reviews. The task is to classify a review as "POSITIVE" if the overall sentiment of the review is positive or as "NEGATIVE" if the overall sentiment of the review is negative.
PROBLEM: Stopped into Floridino's for lunch with 3 other friends today. I've been here a few times in the past, and today I wanted to try something other than the pasta. We were put on the list for a 20 minute wait, which I thought was reasonable, as the place seemed pretty packed for lunch. No biggie.

Got our seats easily within the quoted time, and sat down and ordered a round. We got our beers very quickly, and also were brought waters without asking, which was nice. Our waiter did not seem like he brought his ""A"" game, or even his ""B"" game today, as placing our order seemed forced and uncomfortable. We waited about 15 minutes for our food, which I think was pretty normal, as there were three calzones, and one sandwich. The food was fantastic, and when we asked for more marinara, the waiter brought us some right away.

When the check came, the waiter simply dropped off what looked like the check and immediately left. About 5 minutes later he came back and we asked for him to split the check. He took the check over to the bartender, and had the bartender split it, which I thought was rather strange, and looked very upset about having to split the check. Another 5 minutes, and we got the separate checks back. I got up to get my own box while waiting for the checks because who knows how much longer it would have been.

Food - Fantastic. The calzone was amazing. And more than I could finish.
Price - Very reasonable. With tip it was $12 for a calzone and a beer.
Service - Bad. It seemed as though either the waiter hadn't waited tables before, or just really hated us for showing up.

I'm giving two stars based on service. I could easily see giving 4 stars with a good waiter.

SOLUTION: NEGATIVE

PROBLEM: If I could give negative stars I would. I started to write my whole story here, but no one really cares. I got a really bad dye job here and the girl Yvette that did my hair was so mean and rude. No nice way to put it. At one point in the appointment she called me a racist. When I left the salon I had a yellow racing strip up the back of my black hair and my roots were dyed orange. How embarrassing for the stylist that did it. Take warning, your at the Fiesta Mall that should be the first clue... If your as cheap as me and want some quality, go up to Toni and Guy...

SOLUTION: NEGATIVE

PROBLEM: Overpriced and overrated. Bathroom situation horrible. It takes at least 10 minutes to walk to the restroom if your seated in the front room and then you gotta get real lucky scoring one of one stall bathrooms to actually do what you gotta do. Moving onto the food, there are no lunch specials available, so you must select off the high priced dinner/lunch menu. Whoever is saying that this salsa is good is clearly off their rocker. It is a watery mess with nothing in the salsa. It is more like a bowl of Frank's red Hot Sauce than a true salsa experience. Chips though were tasty and seemed homemade, but doubt it now. Our lunch choices were the Chicken Mole and one of those tortilla shell salads from the 80's. Her dish was quite standard and I heard no complaints, but my mole had some issues. Smartass waiter said this wasn't a hot item and mole typically isn't, but 1/4 of the way through, this gringo started heavy sweating. Then we have the chicken which did not seem like real chicken. Plus the dish was chicken mole enchiladads, but all they did was give me two cheese enchiladas with some nasty chicken on top and then that horrible mole sauce at a price of almost 12 bucks.
Frank and Lupe's time has come and gone. How bout remodeling your cramped front room and modernizing your bathroom facilities while your at it. Scottsdale garbage.

SOLUTION:
NEGATIVE