Problem: Write a positive (OPTIONS:
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- positive) yelp review.
A: This Outback location is great! We live fairly close to this Outback and every time we have been here the service and food has been wonderful. I usually get a 6oz sirloin with mashed potatoes and the steak is always cooked and seasoned to perfection. I have asked for a few minor modifications such as a gravy for the mashed potatoes which they do not have but our waitress recommended the mushroom sauce usually used for steak and it was great on the mashed potatoes. The lobster mac and cheese that they recently had as a special was AMAZING! The bartender on our last visit also recommend that I put a shot of peach schnapps in my blue moon beer and once again it was AMAZING! This Outback just does it for me. I don't need to spend a fortune at a fancy steakhouse when the Outback down the street meets my every steakhouse need. Well done!
Q: negative

A: I walked in, looking for the section with the least beige plaid. A quick tour around the room and even from ten feet away, I could tell they didn't have what I was looking for. I turned to head out.

"Can I help you find something?" An older woman, standing at the counter by the door, looked up from her magazine to bark at me.

"Oh, uh, sure. I was looking for the Prorsum line," I replied, as politely as I could muster.

"The what?" she said sharply, lowering her glasses to look at me over the top, her glance so suspicious I worried for a minute that I'd said "porno" or something by accident.

"The Burberry Prorsum line... by Christopher Bailey? It's the runway collection..." I trailed off, figuring there wasn't much point in standing here explaining to a lady that the store she worked in had a more stylish collection that she'd apparently never heard of.

"Oh," she sniffed, after I said 'runway.' "What do you want?"

"From the collection?" I was baffled by her balance of apathy and antipathy. "I guess I just wanted to look at it in person. Just browse whatever was around, you know?"

"We've got a book," she sniffed again, putting a lookbook on the counter. "You could order something, maybe."

At this point, I was about to suggest that I wouldn't give her my business if she were the last clerk on earth, let alone the last clerk with unfounded pretension working at a poorly-stocked store in a suburban mall... but fortunately, another sales associate walked over and interjected.

"Actually," he said, "We do have two purses from the collection over here, and it's not out on the floor, but we've got a skirt from the spring collection that was a return. We don't carry the Prorsum line here yet, but we should be getting more of the accessories for the fall. Would you like me to show you the purses?"

And so he saved the store from a one star rating. Good job, clerk #2.

Admittedly, a mall in Scottsdale wouldn't be my first guess for where to find the heavy leather jacket from the F2005 collection I was looking for. But sometimes strange outposts of more urban brands wind up with a sale rack of random leftovers from older collections (and the aforementioned customer returns of things purchased at other stores) and so it was worth a look.

It would, however, have been more worthwhile if decorum hadn't prevented me from hurling the lookbook at the cranky biddy behind the counter.
Problem: What would be an example of an positive (OPTIONS:
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- positive) review?

Answer: Unassuming small strip mall spot with stellar food and service. If I owned a restaurant, I'd want it to be like this. Accesible fine dining food in a casual yet nice armosphere. 4.7 stars Eve award: wagyu pastrami--best pastrami ever (sorry NYC delis) Cost to worth it rating: 4 ($150 for 2 including multiple glasses of wine, shared app and dessert--quality of food is definitely worth that and have paid more for lesser meals) Highlights: - Wagyu pastrami: A-maz-ing! Melt in your mouth tasty. Gotta love the nice touch of the red onions on top and the pumpernickel crouton on bottom. Beware kids, this is only offered on Tuesdays and Thursdays--you need to make your reservation for one of those days. - Staff: fell in love with them. Waitress (Elizabeth) was all that I ever look for when dining out: friendly, engaging, casually chatted with us and was actually interested vs obligatory, helpful, positive, and attentive. Other staff members were excellent as well, making us feel like good friends who were welcome instead of out of place visitors. They all were SF fans as well which was cool. - Duck dish: duck was good, but the accompaniments were the show stoppers. Fried gnocchi and tiny cubes of pancetta, oh my! - Steak frites: rib eye entree was pricier, but the hub settled on this dish. Worried about the inferior quality of a lesser priced item at first, his fears were unfounded, as the slices of steak were utterly fantastic. - Wine: top rate in every glass we tried (and we can be awfully picky living so close to Napa). - Donuts: sauces were the best in caramel, jelly, and chocolate. - Extras: from amuse (surprised to get one here) to bowl of fluffy pink cotton candy (whose kid in them wouldn't love that?) to the party favors chocolate chip desserts to go, they were execpected treats that elevated this dinner from everyday to spectacularly special. Lowlights: - Location: hard to find hidden within one of many loaded strip malls. Not a mainstream spot, so our cab driver wasn't familiar with it at all. About 15-20 minutes ride from downtown. Thoroughly enjoyed our dinner date here thanks to Yelp identifying an off the beaten path place. I'm a Niner fan, so contemplating coming back for a divisional game so I can eat here again.
input: Write a negative yelp review (OPTIONS:
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- positive).
output:
Although the food was delicious the service here was absolutely terrible. Waited about 10 min to get water. Another 20 min to place our order ( mind you they were nowhere near busy) . Staff only came by once to check and see how we're doing. Again the food was great but that doesn't make up for horrible service and count me out on coming back to this place.