Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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- positive) yelp review.
A: I decided to stay here for my birthday... spend a little extra money and live lavishly in one bedroom suite... why not? The room itself was cute and very modern, but, all in all, pretty GHET-TO. The walls were all scuffed up and water damaged in the kitchen and near the tub, some of the lights did not work, the wood on the floor was warped/water damaged, the room had several... hidden surprises (like an old, dusty, cobwebbed Yard cup hidden behind the curtains,) the balcony does not open, the couch and rugs had questionable stains/frayed cushions, and the room smelled similar to a hamster cage. The bed was super comfie, the soaking tub was sexy, and the view I had was nice. It was convenient to have a kitchen, but we weren't even able to get to the store to fill up the fridge without a car. The Palms Place pool was pretty chill (dead compared to hotels on the strip) and there weren't very many tanning chairs available, so just take one from the "Reserved" area. It was kind of a hassle to have to walk back and forth in the long tunnel just to get food or to gamble. Overall, I wanted to LOVE this place, but the icing on the cake was that the elevators are WONKY as hell. I was actually stuck in the elevator for several minutes (it blacked out and no buttons would light up) and the elevator wouldn't accept our room keys more often than not. Later, an alarm went off warning us to evactuate the hotel b/c of an emergency. I called the front desk to ask if this was true and how to escape, but they told me to ignore it, it was just a drill. THANKS FOR THE FOREWARNING... not! I took her advice and ignored it. I stepped out to ask the maid a question not long afterwards and was LOCKED out of my room b/c of this "drill". I was LIVID. I'm disappointed in Adrienne Maloof and the Maloof Brothers... maybe the Palms hotel is nicer and pays closer attention to detail, but I'll never find out. To be fair, I spoke with a manager on duty who apologized and gave me a $70 drink credit... but $70 buys maybe 4 drinks in Las Vegas so don't take that offer. The shuttle to the strip was a nice offer but it makes ZERO sense why they wouldn't have it pick up the patrons on the Palms Place side. Overall, WHAAAAAACK
Q: negative

A: Found a stink bug in my pho (soup). They didn't charge me for it but charged me for the rest of the meal. I will never eat here again and would discourage anyone from doing so.
Problem: What would be an example of an positive (OPTIONS:
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- positive) review?

Answer: The filet mignon looks as if it's straight out of a magazine ad for filet mignons, perfection and how a filet mignon is supposed to look . Filet mignon tasted better than the one I ate in Maui at Ruth Chris Steakhouse. Absolute perfection. My wife and kids ate pasta, all loved their dishes. The waiters brought plenty of extra bread and seasoned butter. Drinks were refilled. Service was quick and professional. I appreciate how they box our leftovers for us and bag them also.
Input: OPTIONS:
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Generate a positive review for a place
Output: Not going to lie, I did not trust this place one bit because come on - the place used to be a sex toy/clothing shop. In my mind, I just couldn't see how the place could be built for dog boarding but, Mirna (owner) proved me wrong. Central Phoenix was seriously lacking a dog boarding center despite how dog-friendly the Biltmore/Arcadia businesses are and how apartment ridden this area is. I was going on vacation but moved from the 24/7 Gilbert Dogs area and needed to find somewhere closer than having to basically trek to Mexico just so my dog could be boarded. This place was literally steps nearby and once again, I was wary due to the former business it used to be and how new it was with not many reviews. I first went to take a look at the the place and Mirna more than willingly gave me a tour. No dildos or bras surprisingly, but an actual agility/play area with more than 4 sections to move dogs around. 40 bucks a night is more expensive than most other places but if you look at their Facebook page, you'll see why. My beast of a dog isn't exactly dog friendly after being attacked and finds other dogs annoying. I don't know where she got that from, definitely not me *eyes shifting*. It was my first time boarding and I nicely warned the staff that if they didn't update at least twice a day with pictures or videos of my beast breathing, I would assume that my dog was dead like Green Acres and start a one woman Ferguson Riot of my own. Mirna and the staff made sure she always had one on one enrichment and training and made sure to constantly upload the Facebook so I could breathe a little easier while I was away. What was probably the best part? My dog didn't come back home smelling like she came from the mighty St. River of Dog Pee. I used to hate that I had to give my beast a bath after Gilbert Dogs because she smelled worse than a skunk but she smelled so great I almost cried tears of joy as I smuggled my face into her fat rolls. Definitely give it a try! They also offer Veterans discounts so yay!
input: Write a negative yelp review (OPTIONS:
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- positive).
output: I am not a happy customer! This place is not professional, they are not upfront with charges. This place is lucky they are at a convenient spot, otherwise they'd prob be out of business. Beware, if you want to be overcharged and unsatisfied, come to this car shop.
Q: positive

A:
Very nice place! Good menu, lots of choices :)