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Output: Try the TIO PIO...Does that mean Uncle Pio? It is basically a bacon wrapped jumbo shrimp taco with a cilantro cream sauce...scrumptious...

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Output: This is quite possibly the worst meal / dining experience we've ever had. A group of business colleagues and I went to Bartlotta on Wednesday for dinner. We had made reservations a few weeks in advance. Upon arrival, we were seated in the entry hall of an otherwise empty restaurant. We were initally given menus, and a waiter came to our table about 10 minutes after we arrived. While we had observed him interacting with other guests - presenting the fish cart with fresh options for the day, explaning specials - he simply greeted us with a "are you ready, girls?" He was disrespectful and inappropriate. We placed our order (bottle of wine - which was great, first courses and mains) and asked for limes to accompany our sparkling water. Actually getting the limes proved to be quite the feat - after asking our waiter (no success), we asked the busboy (no success), another waiter (no success) and the bartender (no success). Finally, after asking our waiter again, we were given three shriveled, dry limes. First courses were fine - salads, the parm custard. No complaints here. The main courses, however, were horrific. Two of us had ordered an entree sized pasta - the butternut squash ravioli. What came out was unfortunately not ravioli - it was tortelli. The entree sized portion was only about 8 tortellini. The menu had described the dish as being in a light brown butter. Our pasta dishes were covered in a thick layer of something crunchy that tasted and resembled brown sugar. Our overwhelming impression was that we were actually eating a dessert course. The other guest at our table got a mixed seafood pasta. Again, underwhelming. The dish was sweet, with very little pieces of seafood and a thick cream sauce. During dinner, service was again spotty. Our waiters has problems remembering to refill our wine glasses, but became upset when we attempted to do so ourselves. We ordered a dessert to share (the Lemon cake w/ Rosemary Gelato), and again, the quality of the food was less than thrilling. We got out the credit card to pay and waited, and waited, and waited. The waiter walked by our table plenty of times - and while it was clear we had abandoned our dessert and our wine glasses were empty - he did not provide a bill until we sought him out and asked for it. All of us agreed that we had had better service and food at any chain Italian restaurant. For a restaurant that apparently is regarded in such high esteem (AAA stars, Michelin star) - we were completely disappointed with our experience and will never return.

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Output: Great looking gallery and customer service. The frame and mat choices were overwhelming but the girl (Stacy?) was really helpful. The finished piece looks better than I imagined on the magnetic display they use. I have recommended and will be back again after my trip.

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New to the area, dropped by on a Sunday for lunch with friends. Although the pizza, wings and $1.50 coors light drafts were nice, this was the worst service I had in a long time. Waitress was terrible; didn't know her product and we even questioned if she actually worked there. It's safe to say if I ever come back here it will be for take out only.