Problem: Write a positive yelp review.
A: Burritos the size of a small child's head. About $10 a meal gets you obscene amounts of chow. Consistent service and food.

Problem: Write a positive yelp review.
A: I was assigned the task of setting up a client dinner while we were at a conference in Vegas. Having never been to Vegas added to the degree of difficulty! I reviewed lots of restaurants and based on reviews, chose Casanova. It was kind of difficult to locate inside the Venetian Hotel Resort, but other than that, this place was amazing! Outstanding service by friendly waiters. I will say, they weren't the speediest, but the night was full of laughs and great food. Everyone told us how good their food was. We were a large party that they accommodated very well. We got numerous appetizers, all of which were tasty and full of yummy surprises - like mint in the Dolmathakia! Wow! Can't say enough good things. Will definitely come back next time I'm in Vegas!

Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A:
They have a happy hour that starts at 11pm, so we dropped in for some drinks/apps. Our waiter was a fucking zombie. I don't remember his name, but he was dead behind the eyes and slightly creepy. And you have to be pretty creepy for me to think you're creepy. All of their signature drinks were on special for happy hour, but every single one of them was some sugary concoction. Figured I'd play it safe and get a mojito... but they were out of mint. He asked if I still wanted one, clearly ignoring the fact that mint is what makes a mojito work so well. I got some blueberry lemonade thing (at my chick's insistence). It was so sweet my face puckered. Time for some appetizers! The cheese steak spring rolls sounded great... except that they're egg rolls, not spring rolls (learn the difference, guys!), and they consisted entirely of meat shoved into a fried egg roll. That was it. The picture they showed made them look delicious, what with all the cheese and steak and onions and gooey innards slowly oozing out. This... this was gross. Like, something AM/PM would serve gross. The mac-and-cheese squares were ok. Too much breading. I want to taste the mac and cheese, not all the fried crap around it. I suppose if I'd been drunken these might've been better. Keep that in mind if you plan on stopping in here.