Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A: Where are the steriod induced chicken wings when you need em??? The wings are tiny drumettes! I got an order of the original and Louisiana rub along with potatoe salad. Everything was pretty bland and they take foreverto give you your food. I've had better wings at a Mexican restaurant.

Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A: Yesterday was my first time at Helmet and my stylist was Danny. He sat me down and talked about what I wanted, and really seemed to understand. I had a long pixie that I wanted a LITTLE shorter and thinned out. I specifically said "I don't want to back any shorter." And he agreed. When he washed my hair he threw a towel around my neck, not secured, and water went in my eyes, ears and down my back. When he was done washing my hair he put a towel loosely around my hair and again, my hair soaking wet- water got in my eyes, all over me. And he didn't even notice! It was only at the point where I said "There is a lot of water in my eyes and I wear contacts." That HE GAVE ME THE TOWEL HE JUST "DRIED" MY HAIR WITH. And didn't say sorry for soaking me. With burning eyes and makeup down my face, he started cutting my hair... At first he took off some length on the top... but then he got to the sides and the first snip on the sides- I knew. WAY too short. The entire hair cut he was preoccupied with a street festival outside. There was one point where I even said something to him and he didn't hear me but just pretended to!? It was like a "hi, how are you" and he said "you too!" No exaggeration- I noticed him looking outside at least 20 times. As we got towards the end of the cut there were tears in my eyes and it was VERY clear I was unhappy. Very obvious he knew this. But he "played it cool" with belittling phrases like "this is your first time going really short, you'll get used to it." Instead of asking me if I liked it or if I was satisfied he literally said "okay." as if to cue he was finished, and polished off the experience by taking my cape off and then blowing all the loose hair on my clothes. This was by far the most unprofessional salon experience I've ever had.

Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A:
THE FOOD IS AWFUL. Things ordered: - fried pork wontons. Over fried and greasy. The pork was flavorful, but the grease kind of undercut it and made it not great. - tofu chow mein. To me, chow mein means fried noodles. I got lo mein. And the tofu was cold in the middle. I realize that working with soft tofu is difficult, but that shouldn't mean that you add it in last, leave it to cook for a minute and serve it when it's still cold. - lemon chicken. Fiance got this. Apparently it was typical fried lemon chicken. Can't really go wrong. They also charge you for rice. $1.50 for steamed rice, $5.50 for a small fried rice and $7.50 for a large fried rice. Maybe it's just because it's Vegas pricing, but it's a little ridiculous.