Problem: I have inherited a not so wonderful gene from my father , along with the ' we do n't know what eye color you have , so just call it hazel gene ' , and that is the mole gene . The mole gene blesses you with really cute beauty marks when you are born and in the first few years of life . And then you get some larger beauty marks that are n't so beautiful . These are moles .

what is the reason the inherited gene from my father is " Not so great " ?
OPTIONS:
- It makes you have many ugly moles and not great eye color .
- It makes you feel nauseous .
- It is a dominant gene that helps you see well .
- None of the above choices .

A: It makes you have many ugly moles and not great eye color .

Problem: Bah it 's been a month again . Oh well . Quals sucked and I failed my first time but passed my written / oral proposal . Only to have my advisor suggest I get a. PjS in another field 10 min later .

Why is the narrator consulting with an advisor ?
OPTIONS:
- To get advice on finance .
- None of the above choices .
- To get advice on life .
- To get advice on education .

A: To get advice on education .

Problem: I was , but it was because I was laughing so hard . Moose told me the following ; some of it I remember , most of it I do n't . Apparently I was dreaming ( or maybe I was hallucinating ) that we were dancing at a football game , where all attendees were given a bag that contained magic blue shoes .

Why was I laughing ?
OPTIONS:
- I was infected with dilirium .
- The idea of everyone at a football game wearing magic shoes and dancing is funny .
- None of the above choices .
- I told a good joke .

A:
The idea of everyone at a football game wearing magic shoes and dancing is funny .