Q: Build a movie plot around this: What does Zachary awake in from his 100 year sleep? a coffin
A: Dwight Putnum [Roger Rose] has just asked Kendall Gordon [Kimberly Foster]for the 10th time to marry him, but Kendall is still unwilling to commit. She hasthis idea that the perfect man for her is still out there. Vampire Zachary Simms [Adam Ant]has just awakened in his coffin from a 100 year sleep in the crypt underKendall's house and comes out through the secret door in her fireplace toface the brave, new world. When the two meet, it isn't quite love at firstbite, but Zachary spends the next day in her bed anyway, which reallyangers Dwight when he tries to put the make on Zachary, thinking that thelump under the covers is Kendall.It doesn't take long before Kendall and Zachary become friends, andZachary tells her how he came to be a vampire. He was born in England in1660 and moved to Boston in 1675. In 1688, he was bitten by a vampirenamed Nerissa, and they lived together for 100 years before she suddenlydecided to run off with a Washington politician. Zachary pined for Nerissafor the next 100 years and finally decided to sleep it off. Unfortunately,he forgot to wake up until another 100 years had passed.And, oh, how the world has changed. Zachary is entranced by suchdevices as refrigerators, electric lightbulbs, and cars that talk. Zacharyis also entranced by Kendall, and before long, they are a twosome. Zacharydecides to end his existence as a vampire and asks Kendall to help him in'reviving his digestive system' so that he can eat human food. Beforelong, Zachary is slurping down spaghetti and munching on pizza. When hefinds that he has a blood pressure, can go outside in the daytime, anddrinking blood makes him gag, he proclaims himself 'rehumanized.'Everything is going great, until 1) Zachary lands a job with Dwight'sinsurance firm, 2) Dwight hires Vinnie Helsting [Philip Bruns] to do a little detectivework on Zachary, and 3) Nerissa [Michelle Forbes] shows up wanting Zachary back.Zachary starts working the night shift in the data entry department.One night he discovers...

Q: Build a movie plot around this: Who stops Aramis from apprehending Cardinal? King Louis XIII
A: In France during the mid-17th century, Cardinal Richelieu receives a visit from the despicably charming young woman, Milady de Winter. Milady brings the Cardinal information regarding the notorious affair between the queen of France and the English Duke of Buckingham. Outside their window, the queen's seamstress, Constance Bonacieux, stands watching the conversation between the two characters, when she is attacked by Rochefort, one of the Cardinal's loyal men. She is rescued by the young musketeer d'Artagnan and taken away to his abode, where Constance briefly explains her troubles and asks for d'Artagnan's help.Cardinal Richelieu, wanting to convince King Louis XIII that his wife, the queen, is unfaithful to him and in love with the Duke of Buckingham, suggests that he should ask his wife to wear the diamonds he had given her for an upcoming ball. The queen, shocked and dismayed, confesses to Constance that she had sent the diamonds to the Duke of Buckingham, and her confidant goes to d'Artagnan for help. With the help of his companions, three of the finest musketeers in France, Athos, Porthos and Aramis, d'Artagnan makes his way to England to seek the Duke himself, so that he may recover the diamonds and restore the queen's honor.Still, when all problems seem overcome, the English Duke of Buckingham plans to invade France, remove King Louis XIII and marry the queen; on the other hand, Cardinal Richelieu and Milady want revenge on d'Artagnan and Buckingham. Milady orders Rochefort to kidnap Constance Bonacieux, and when d'Artagnan learns this he sets off to rescue her. Milady is captured by Buckingham, and orders Felton to guard her. Felton falls in love with Milady; she seduces him and asks him to murder the Duke, which he does. Though she believes herself safe at a convent, Constance receives a visit from her supposed benefactor, Milady de Winter, who poisons her; d'Artagnan arrives at the scene and she dies in his arms. Together with Athos, Porthos and Aramis, d'Artagnan corners Milady and she is...

Q: Build a movie plot around this: How many years has Charles and Helen been married? Eighteen years
A: Helen (Kimberly Elise) and Charles (Steve Harris) McCarter have money, success, and a fine home. Their lives were perfect -- on the surface. Helen is unemployed and bored at home and Charles, an attorney, has been having multiple affairs. On their 18th wedding anniversary, Helen finds all her belongings in a U-Haul, as Charles is kicking her out for Brenda (Lisa Marcos), his young mistress and the mother of his two children.Helen kicks the driver, Orlando (Shemar Moore), out of the truck and visits her intimidating grandmother, Madea (Tyler Perry). Madea takes Helen in and helps her get back on her feet, to the dismay of Madea's brother, Joe (Perry). Joe's son, Brian (Perry), acts as Madea and Helen's attorney after Charles and Brenda catch the pair breaking into and vandalizing Charles's mansion. Because Madea is a repeat offender, the judge (Mablean Ephriam) places her under house arrest and sets a $5,000 property or cash bond for Helen.Brian kicks his addict wife, Deborah (Tamara Taylor), out of their home. Helen cultivates a relationship with Orlando. Meanwhile, career criminal Jamison Milton Jackson (Gary Anthony Sturgis) asks Charles to be his defense attorney in his trial for shooting an undercover cop during a drug deal and to possibly bribe the judge i his favor. This forces the revelation that Charles received most of his money through drug deals and buying off judges.In court for divorce, Helen lets Charles keep all the money and property, provided he pay Brian's attorney fees. She also wants Charles to pay for her mother's stay in the nursing home, since he made her place her there. Charles agrees to both terms. In the shooting case, despite Charles' efforts, the jury finds Jamison guilty. As Jamison is being lead out of the courtroom, he snatches the bailiff's gun and shoots Charles in the back for failing to get him acquitted.Orlando proposes to Helen. Before Helen can respond, she sees the shooting on the news and goes to the hospital with Brian. They run into Brenda. The doctor says...

Q: Build a movie plot around this: What does Barry tell Lena about? He is in Hawaii.
A:
Barry Egan (Adam Sandler) is a single man who owns a company that markets themed toilet plungers and other novelty items. He has seven overbearing sisters who ridicule and emotionally abuse him regularly and leads a very lonely life punctuated by fits of rage and anguish. In the span of one morning, he witnesses a bizarre car accident, picks up an abandoned harmonium from the street, and encounters Lena Leonard (Emily Watson), a co-worker of his sister, Lena having orchestrated this meeting after seeing him in a family picture belonging to his sister Elizabeth (Mary Lynn Rajskub).Coping with his loneliness, Barry calls a phone sex hotline, but the female operator attempts to extort money and sends her four henchmen, who are brothers, to collect. This complicates his budding relationship with Lena, as well as his plan to exploit a loophole in a Healthy Choice promotion and amass a million frequent flyer miles by buying large quantities of pudding (based on the true story of David Phillips). After Lena leaves for Hawaii on a business trip, Barry decides to follow her. He arrives and calls one of his manipulative sisters to learn where Lena is staying. When his sister tries manipulating him again, Barry snaps and demands she give him the information, which she does. Lena is unexpectedly overjoyed to see Barry, and they have a pillow talk scene. At first, Barry explains that he is in Hawaii on a business trip by coincidence, but he soon admits that he came to pursue a romantic relationship. The romance further develops, and Barry finally feels some relief from the emotional isolation he has endured.After they return home, the four brothers ram their car into Barry's, leaving Lena mildly injured. With his newly found freedom from loneliness in jeopardy, a surprisingly aggressive and poised Barry adeptly fights off all four the goons in a matter of seconds. Suspecting that Lena will leave him if she finds out about the phone sex hotline fiasco, Barry leaves Lena at the hospital and tries to end the harassment by...