INPUT ARTICLE: Article: You need to let the broiler warm up for several minutes before you toast the bread, otherwise it may not cook evenly. You can find the "broil" setting on the far end of the oven-temperature dial on most ovens. How many times you drain and rinse is up to you, but draining and rinsing it at least once is recommended. Use a can opener to open the can, but don't remove the lid yet. Holding the lid in place, flip the can over and hold it over the sink to drain the liquid. Pull off the top of the can, and be careful not to cut yourself. Take the tuna out of the can and place it in a strainer or colander. Rinse the tuna thoroughly with water, then press the water out using a clean hand or a paper towel. Using a medium-sized bowl. combine the tuna, mayonnaise, lemon juice (if using), celery, onion, parsley, basil (if using), cilantro (if using), and vinegar. Stir to combine. Add salt and pepper to taste. Be sure to thoroughly combine all of the ingredients so that they're distributed evenly throughout the mix. Place the bread on a baking sheet. Broil in the oven for 1 minute or until the bread is toasted. Be careful not to burn the bread; don't broil it for too long. Remove from heat but leave the broiler on. Spread the tuna mix over 4 slices of the toasted bread, or, if using pita, place the mix inside each of the pita pockets. Place one slice of cheese or a layer of Feta over the tuna spread. Place a tomato slice on top of the cheese slice, then place a second slice or layer of cheese over the tomato. Place the assembled sandwiches on a baking sheet and broil again for 3 to 5 minutes or until the cheese is melted. Keep a close eye on the sandwiches to ensure they don't char or burn. Remove from heat, turn off the broiler, and serve.

SUMMARY: Pre-heat the broiler. Drain and rinse the tuna. Combine the ingredients. Prepare the bread. Assemble the sandwiches. Broil again.

INPUT ARTICLE: Article: There are many different ways to say "girl" in particular, and a few different ways to say woman. Knowing the difference can help you figure out how to pay the compliment and make sure you don't cause offense. To call a woman a lady, especially an old lady, use la senora. The word for woman is "mujer." The plural word of women is mujeres. It's pronounced "moo-HEH-rehs." The slang word for a woman is "chica." There are other words with negative connotation, but it is best not to use them. There are many, many slang terms for girl in Spanish. A few of them are nina or nena, which is used for babies or young teenagers. Muchacha or chica is used for an older girl, who would be more closely called a young woman. Spanish slang can vary depending on the country. There are many countries where people speak Spanish. For example, a girl is called "changa" in Bolivia and some parts of Argentina but is called "chava" in Mexico and some central American countries. In Costa Rica, a girl is "cabra." In Peru and Ecuador, a girl is "chibola." And Venezuela and Nicaragua, a young girl is a "chama" or a "Chamita."

SUMMARY: Say woman or girl in Spanish. Use the word for girl in many different dialects of Spanish.

INPUT ARTICLE: Article: Many people force their bodies to hold gas in to avoid embarrassment, but passing gas is a necessary bodily function that occurs to help the release of a by-product of digestion. Preventing yourself from passing gas just leads to more pain and discomfort. Instead of holding it in, find a comfortable place to release it. If you are in public when a bout of gas or bloating strikes, find a bathroom where you can stay until the pain has subsided. If you find it difficult to pass gas, try adjusting your body positioning to allow the gas to be released. Lie down and relax your muscles until the pressure in your stomach and intestines is gone. Moving around can help, too. Take a brisk walk around the block or walk up and down a set of stairs to help the gas make its way out. For quick relief of abdominal pressure caused by gas and bloating, lie down and lay a hot water bottle or warm compress across your stomach. Allow its heat and weight to help the gas leave your body and the pressure subside. Activated charcoal can reduce gas and bloating in some individuals. It can also help relieve cramps caused by gas and bloating. Follow all instructions on the packaging, including dosage recommendations. Ask your doctor before taking any supplements, especially if you're already taking medications. Garlic also has properties that stimulate the gastric system and help relieve gas and bloating. Garlic supplements are available at health food stores, but fresh garlic may provide faster relief. Eat garlic soup, since the warm water helps deliver the garlic to your system quickly. Mince a few cloves of garlic and saute them in olive oil on the stove. Add vegetable or chicken broth, let it simmer for a few minutes, and enjoy hot. Avoid eating garlic with other foods that may cause more gas and bloating. For best results, consume it plain or in a soup. If you are already feeling gas and bloating pressure, medicines meant to prevent gas and bloating will not work. Choose a medicine meant to break up gas bubbles and reduce the pressure in your intestines and stomach. Over-the-counter medicines that contain simethicone are meant to ease gas buildup. Activated charcoal is also said to help relieve gas. Activated charcoal is sold at health food stores and drugstores.

SUMMARY: Avoid holding gas inside. Use a hot pad or compress. Take an activated charcoal supplement. Have some garlic. Take over-the-counter gas relief medicine.

INPUT ARTICLE: Article: Chances are you're not the only one who feels wronged. This could come in handy when looking for ways to get even. Maybe your coworker has wronged several of you. Work with others to formulate a plan. Grab your friends for a multi-front getting even scheme. You can all use social media to your advantage, or if you have access to your target's apartment or home, enough of you can easily rearrange his furniture, and if you really want to get even, you can do something like putting his mattress on the roof. Just like every great heist flick, or mafia movie, everyone has a role. Figure out who is going to distract your target, who's going to be the lookout, who's going to be the greaseman, etc. Getting even requires precision when there are many moving parts so make sure everyone knows his role. You wouldn't play in the Superbowl without practicing, so don't get even without some rehearsal. Now that everyone has been assigned a role, it's time to put your plan into action. If you're getting even with your coworker, know how long it will take you to complete your task. Have you and your compatriots get to work early to clock how much time you have. If you're getting even with your friend, know what his schedule is like and how long it will take you to get in and get out. If you need his phone or computer pay attention to how he uses it and if he leaves it unlocked. Alternatively, if he has a passcode on his phone, one simple option here is to have your other friend distract your target while you put in the wrong passcode enough times to lock him out. You can even lock him out for 24 hours if you're feeling especially vindictive. You did it! You and your friends got even, now relish in your achievements with a beverage or two.

SUMMARY:
Find others who are looking to get even. Assign a role to everyone. Practice and rehearse. Execute the plan for getting even. Bask in your glory!