IN: It 's really cheesy . It 's really kinda bad , but pretty much every Stephen King movie is a big ol' cheese - a - thon . Anyways , as cheesy as it was , it was one of the grossest things I ' ve seen in a while . And of course the idea behind it was cool .
Why do they think Stephen King movies are cheesy ?

OUT: They are very fake .

IN: He was brushing his teeth and went to the toilet , before heading out again , probably into Dougie 's bedroom , where he got rid of most of his clothing and fell on the bed and would doze off immediately . When Dougie walked into his bedroom , with his towel wrapped around his waist , he noticed he was wrong . His boyfriend sat calmly on his bed , the television turned on . He looked up from the television and smiled at the younger boy .
Did he return the smile to his boyfriend looking up from the tv ?

OUT: Yes , he was in a good mood so he smiled back .

IN: Our fancy pants dessert only mostly turned out . I burned the shit out of the cream anglaise ( imagine an accent mark in there ) . And it never thickened .
Why did the food turn out the way it did ?

OUT:
I have frequently been an awful cook .