Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: If I was only going to review Christopher Titus, the AMAZING comedian that I happily paid cash to go see... Yeah... 5 blazing stars!!!!! LOVE Titus! But... We're not reviewing the comedians. We're reviewing this establishments. TWO DRINK MINIMUM?! Cheapest drinks in the menu are the $12 sodas. Granted... They're "endless". However, the waitress was quite scarce and I think we received three refills that night? Lots of ice, though! So figure MAYBE half a can of cola per refill... If that. The glasses are a pretty funky shape as well and definitely not designed for room. We also ordered two drinks of the night. One was a peaches and cream deal, the other was the Norman Rockwell. They were pretty cute in not listing drink prices anywhere on their menu or otherwise. These drinks were $14.50 a piece. In drinks alone my husband and I paid over the cost of our tickets. Then... The food. We were starving and ordered two burgers which were relatively easily priced at $10.50 a piece. Veeeeeeery salty, at least for me. Hubby's grilled chicken was bland and it took 25+ minutes to get ketchup and it was well into the act when we actually received our food even though we ordered when we were seated a half hour before the show. And then there's the seating... I was NOT aware that we were spending that kind of money to be crammed, sardine style, into teensy chairs and knocking elbows with our neighbors. Yeah... I shouldn't be able to smell the rotting/stale dip on my neighbor's breath. Several lights were broken. The walk ways were itsy bitsy and definitely not safe with people's legs and arms sticking out... Service sucked... BUT we were FORCED INTO LEAVING 15% GRATUITY!!!!! And they had the balls to leave an additional tip line on our receipt. The entire night cost us nearly $200.00. Way to go Stand Up Live, you scammed me once. Never again. Never.Again,
Q: negative

A: I'm clearly in the minority based on so many positive reviews, but I'm not going to let that influence my review and overlook a completely average experience. My wife and I went to Dish for our anniversary. I hadn't been there in quite a few years (mainly because I wasn't that impressed then, either), but it was time to give it another shot with so many of our friends continuing to rave about the food/experience. Dish's atmosphere has a romantic, cozy feel, so it's a decent place for a date, but it's so tightly packed that you might want to be prepared for some intimacy with the tables around you. We were tucked in the corner, though, so it wasn't bad. Our server was nice, and her recommendation for our bottle of wine worked out well. She was attentive and did a good job of answering any questions that we had about the menu. No complaints there! As far as the food, our meal started out well enough. We ordered the melanzane grigliate con mozzarella di bufala, which was excellent. The grilled eggplant was thinly sliced and perfectly cooked, and the balsamic/olive oil drizzle was delicious. We also ordered the beef carpaccio, which was perfectly serviceable. The appetizers had us optimistic heading into our main courses, but that optimism was quickly tempered. We both opted for meat dishes, with my wife ordering the filet mignon, while I went with the pan roasted pork loin rolls stuffed with smoked mozzarella, speck and sage. My wife's steak was way undercooked, but considering we had just eaten carpaccio, that wasn't a huge deal for her. The bigger issue was the lack of flavor and the feeling that we could've made a better steak at home (that's the whole reason you go out, right? To have something that you CAN'T replicate or beat at home). Her side of mushroom risotto was a simple side that really didn't add anything to the plate in either presentation or taste. The other side of sauteed brussels sprouts - which we both had - was definitely the most memorable thing on her plate. Ouch. For me, the pork loin rolls took a back seat to the side of gnocchi. Despite the excessive oiliness of the gnocchi, I thought the flavor and texture was excellent. The pork rolls seemed like a great idea, but the pork was too dry and overcooked. Oddly enough, while I'm not a huge brussels sprouts fan, they were really good. In all, I wish I could say it was a $120 well spent, but I'd be a liar. We walked away highly disappointed and feeling like we made the wrong choice for our anniversary dinner. With Dish being 0-for-2 in my experiences, it's likely become a permanent afterthought for me. If you're a Southsider, I can see the appeal, as it's a nice respite from the typical Southside scene. The intimate atmosphere is also promising, but if your meal was anything like ours, the food surely won't match the potential that the atmosphere creates upon entering Dish. I sincerely hope your experience(s) are better, as clearly most reviewers have nothing but positives to say. Good luck!
Problem: What would be an example of an positive (OPTIONS:
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- positive) review?

Answer: I loved staying at the Wigwam. We had stayed at the Clarendon not too long before (read the Clarendon review) and we needed a totally different experience. The staff was very courteous at check in, and asked if we were celebrating anything important, which we weren't (just a little stay-cation), but my wife did explain that we had a horrible stay at the Clarendon earlier. I think this prompted them to go out of their way to make us feel even more welcome. They gave us the rundown on anything we needed and insisted that we call for anything at all. Our room was in a duplex type villa on the far side of the property by the golf course, but the staff made sure to let us know that if we needed to get around the property they would send a golf cart for us. The room was spotless and the bed was something I could sleep on forever, with luxurious bedding. The grounds are beautifully kept, and the pools are amazing. Poolside service for drinks was wonderful, even if you just want some water. Just an overall amazing experience, with too much to actually write down. What kills me is that we have lived on the West Side for 10 years now, and had never gone to the Wigwam before that. Well, I think that trend is over now.
Input: OPTIONS:
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Generate a negative review for a place
Output: I have been to the Strip location of the Pittsburgh Popcorn Company and I would give that location 4.5 stars. Today I ran into the Oakland location which I hadn't visited prior. When I entered the location was a mess. It looked like behind the counter had not been cleaned in a while. I am assuming that this was because of the business of the location, but the Strip location appears to be much cleaner. I purchased two bags, one of the chocolate caramel and the rice krispy. Both were good. My only concern about the product itself was my bag of rice krispy was had other types of popcorn in it. When I ordered rice krispy, I wasn't hoping to get cheddar or dill pickle. I would suggest that if only is coming to Pittsburgh Popcorn Company for the first time, go to the Strip location. I
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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- positive) review?

Answer:
CHEESEBALL! If you are looking for the bridge and tunnel crowd, you've definitely come to the right place. Lots of overmuscled meat head guys who pretend to have money to burn buying drinks for recently enhanced plastic surgery victims. Home of bimbos and lovers of bimbos. If you're a guy who buys extra expensive designer t-shirts, this is definitely your kind of place. After a big night of spending here, it's time to get back to your job at IHOP.