British celebrity plastic surgery addict , Leslie Ash , has received what ever plastic surgery addict like herself dreams of - an endless stream of cash . Leslie caught an infection while being treated for a fall in a hospital , sued the health system ( called NHS in Great Britain ) , and received the largest malpractice settlement ever , $ 10 million dollars ( approximately $ 5 million British pounds ) . In 2003 , Leslie had lip implants which went terribly wrong . She was allergic to them and they swelled , making her lips look cartoonish .

A: How would you describe this person ?

But I was willing to sacrifice my preferences if that was what God wanted ( how noble of me ! ) , so I prayed about it . God said no .

A: What is the narrator likely to do in the future on big decisions ?

As if he is becoming slowly de - attached from what he was ; so special , so intricate , his eyes are giving in to the pressure of selling more and more ; of selling himself . I am the first to stand in ovation , so I am aware , but not for a second longer ; the rest of the crowd in complete frenzy , clapping as if the world depending on it . But it seemed that he was n't particularly ready to stay and appreciate all the thunderous worshippers more than needed .

A: Why did he get a standing ovation ?

dark knight is so much better in imaxi could see every pore on everyone 's face aaaaaaaaathe harry potter preview was lulz , it was literally the harry potter title flashing on the screen , staying there for two seconds , and then it was gone .

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Why was the Harry Potter preview so funny ?