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Output: Ok...didn't even make it to our seats due to the rudest hostess service I've ever experienced. My mother asked what the soups of the day were and the lady pointed at a board that we did not initially see. Then when my mom asked, "Where?" the hostess snapped, "Do you want me to read um to you?" Then she turned to the couple behind us and asked if she could take their order. Crazy rude!!!

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Output: Sign on the door said something a about the lease. Not sure if closure is permanent.

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Output: If I'm going to order a pizza I'd prefer Carmines, but they are really hard to get ahold of sometimes. It seems like every time we go to order they don't answer or this last month they were on vacation...now there phone is disconnected....I don't know what's going on over there, but there pizza is better then most delivery.

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Failed on every level. 40 MINUTES for food to arrive, place less than 1/3 full. Server nice, but only apologized for the wait after I mentioned it was 30 minutes and no food in sight. No adjustment for bad service. One entree came with wrong eggs, which she did catch and bring out new eggs. Other entree, Hillbilly Highrise didn't match the description, no layers of hash browns, a very few laying on the bottom? Chickend Fried Steak was horribly overcooked. Also was $14.00 with no toast or biscuit or bread of any kind. Large OJ 5.75, think it was out of a gallon jug. Best new restaurants, thinking NOT. Was excited to go and bummed it is not good. You can tell no manager visible on the floor and server even told us "the kitchen is messing up everything". Decor is cool. Worst $42 I've spent in a very long time!