Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: The wife and I used to frequent the SanTan location often, when we lived in Mesa. We always had great service, and the place was always clean. However, after moving to to the N. Phx area we tried this location, as it was the nearest. We were in for a shock, it was a completely different experience. We were seated fairly quick, and immediately noticed that the BBQ sauce assortment looked as it had not been cleaned in years. Every one of the containers had crusty discolored sauce caked on the tips. It was disgusting, but since we don't eat the sauces we were willing to overlook that. The table was not clean, it had obviously gotten the two second wipe down. This is unacceptable at a BBQ place where most food is messy. So, the food. I can't comment on this as we were never served, or even waited on. We sat in our booth for a solid 10-15 minutes watching several of the wait staff walk by us, look at us, and do nothing. The most annoying part were the seaters. They had 3-4 seaters huddled around the little podium, and one (the tall/larger one) kept looking at us. It was obvious she knew what was going on. Other tables around us even noticed we had not been waited on. None of the seaters bothered to do anything. There was no manager in sight either. We got up, and proceeded to the door, when the taller seater woman blurts out "Leaving Already?" I turned and said "We have been waiting for 15 minutes, and have not even seen a waitress." She kinda gave a "whatever" look and said "Have a great day!" So, after frequenting the SanTan location and receiving nothing but great service and a clean place to eat, we are NOT going back to the Peoria location. We drove ~10 miles to get there, and had to take our money elsewhere because they couldn't be bothered to serve us. We frequent places we like, and get good service. We eat out nearly every night as we both have busy careers and don't like to cook. Famous Daves Peoria lost out on "regular" customers, and we will not recommend them to any of our co-workers, or friends.
Q: negative

A: Disgusting and dirty! Don't go!!!
Problem: What would be an example of an positive (OPTIONS:
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Answer: This establishment has been on my list so long, that even as soon as I heard they were scouting for a spot to obtain for expanding their chain here in Scottsdale, I signed up for their email alerts and progress. It just so happened that opening night I was actually away in Cost Rica. For some unknown reason, it took until now to visit. (So many places, so little time...) Wednesday nights provides fantastic specials of 1/2 off everything, from what I recall. Britney, our server, was always around at the right time. It seemed she had over a dozen tables, yet appeared promptly when we looked like we might have a question, or when we were considering another order. The stage never stopped with entertainment for even a minute. There was always at least 1 musician playing or singing, usually in tandem with pianos, hence (obviously) their term of Dueling Pianos, of course. Several times there was 3 and even 4 performers on instruments of guitar, horn, or drums. I thought it was a great change, out of the ordinary, and a lot of fun. I already have a list of people I want to bring, especially since I have visitors coming in March and April who I know would enjoy visiting and seeing such a spectacle.
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Generate a positive review for a place
Output: I like this place. I like it a lot. I'm a sucker for run down places with good food and a kid friendly atmosphere. I've never eaten anything here that I wasn't happy with.
input: Write a positive yelp review (OPTIONS:
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output: Having just moved to Matthews, I wanted to find a great place to have a beer and watch sports. Kristopher's is just that. They have a good local craft selection and a nice hometown feel. I'll be back.
Q: negative

A:
You'll get better service at the proverbial "Bureau of Motor Vehicles." Visited today to help my son secure title/registration for a car he purchased. The office opens at 8.30a but nobody actually started helping people until about 8.45a. And then it was only ONE staff person -- and she was visibly ill (which we later learned was a hangover after overhearing her conversation with a co-worker). ONE person working among the dozens of desks and workstations. Granted, it was a Friday morning, but still. Just one?!?!?!? I understand the need to schedule people on peak/off-peak demand for services, but this is NOT what I've come to expect from AAA. It was like a ghost town there. And nobody smiled at anyone else. Not at all. A (small) bunch of unhappy people trapped in a soul-less bureaucracy. As I said above: it's WORSE than the Bureau of Motor Vehicles. When we left -- 9.35a -- they were "serving" only customer #4. Unbelievable. AAA used to provide service. Not any more.