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An example of an negative review: This is my second time visiting this place but this one was a Togo order. I sat and drank coffee while I waited for my order. Decor: None! This place need a major face lift. I walk into this place and immediately feel dirty. Dingy, stagnant and dark come to mind. The carpet looks so dirty, the chairs are awful. Esthetically this place looks like they got started with ideas and then checked their bank account and got an allowance to the 99 cent store. This place really needs a major overhaul and TLC. Food: I had the pot roast sandwich and fries. I also ordered a full chef salad to go with avocado. The salad was blah. It had maybe half a boiled egg, less than an ounce of turkey and ham combined. The avocado side I got was just literally one slice cut in half to appear bigger and brown,Wth?! Tomatoes where so soggy it was disgusting. The positive side Fries are so good! Crispy, perfectly seasoned, ranch dressing is great. The pot roast sandwich was good needed a little bit more salt but that's easily fixed. I really hope the owners give this place the much TLC it needs.

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An example of an positive review: Before Zumanity, the last time I saw boobies in a handstand was at a strip club near Bayonne, NJ! Don't tell wifey. If you're reading this, you're probably wondering if Zumanity is for you. Answer these questions to find out: Do you like the "I can't believe they said that" comedy stylings of Jim Jeffries, Dave Attell, and Louis CK? Do phallic objects, flickering tongues, and crotch thrusting amuse you? Are enormous trannies in your "I'm cool with that" wheelhouse? If so, you'll have a grand ol' time at Zumanity! If not, don't be like the reviewer down below who was offended about tigole bitties (actually they're small--dancers aren't known for being top heavy, you know) and genital jokes. That being said, Zumanity isn't a 5 star show. While the cast is talented, some of the acts are more comedy/audience interaction rather than backflip bonanza. As far as sexiness goes, I'm a man who knows his way around tawdry sites that end in "Hub", but I gotta say, there was one act that made me a bit uncomfortable. Not sure why. Maybe it went on too long. Maybe I'm more stimulated via audio versus visual. Who knows? All I know is once the act had been going on for a couple of minutes I was ready for it to end. If you can get seats at a decent price, it's worth a visit. Otherwise, I must advise you to check out Absinthe instead.

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An example of an positive review: The starters in Time 4 Thai were a couple of the most memorable dishes we've sampled on all of our quests. They were so packed with flavour that they were practically capable of blowing the roof off the place. Mains didn't quite (couldn't ever) live up to that firecracker start, but were solidly good. Well worth a visit, we'd say! Overall, we said: "I was served with memorable soup, in smart surroundings, with good, attendant service, and nicely presented dishes. These things are all very much to Time 4 Thai's credit...I think I'll be back to Time 4 Thai. There are lots of things on the menu that look tempting."

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An example of an positive review: Favorite sushi place that isn't located in San Francisco. Maybe it isn't blindingly authentic, but it's ways fresh, fast, and friendly. The people with negative reviews on here don't know the first thing about sushi... They're also recommending RA as one of the best places to get sushi... I rest my case. Kabuki offers tons of really original stuff. The Baja roll is a spicy crab roll with pico de gallo on top--so good and refreshing. The hamachi box sushi is one of my favorites of all time. Sort of wish the edamame was warm rather than cool, but that's a personal thing.