You are given a review about a place. You need to provide a rating from "1 star" to "5 stars" for this place.
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Question: Brick Burger! As in, the thick slab of soon-to-be melted gooey-ness cut straight from a "Brick of Wisconsin" Cheese! "If I new nothing else about you at all, that would be enough"-A Knight's Tale!

But let's get down to why we are here... gastronomic bucket list... also known as, Chowdown Countdown. Watch the YouTube video! Who throws ice on the grill? Oh yeah... anyone who knows how to "steam-fry" (is that a word) a moist delicious burger, that makes people travel from all over the country to this non-credit card taking dive bar!

If you really want to get in good... you can sit at the bar and talk football! Although the Packers are obvious, a lot of good Cleveland football was discussed in this bar as well!

Let me tell you something... Burger, Cheese, Salt & Pepper-... everyone else is just covering up their own inadequacies!

5 STARS!Pickle on the side

Answer: 5 stars

Question: This has to be some of the worst food in all of Phoenix. I've been here twice and I love the bartender who gave us the history of some of the tequilas and even let us sample some. He deserves a 5 star for his patience to work here; his margaritas are huge and very good too. The bar music is funk from the 70's and 80's though, that could be updated. The dining experience, is a big, giant fail. The place is disorganized from room to room and crowded. The last time, I swear our waitress hated us or her job or maybe just her life? My daughter asked a simple question about the heat of the chiles and she snapped at her with , 'sometimes they are hot and sometimes they aren't ; you get what you get. You want it or not?' We took a little longer to mull it over and she huffed and walked off. She returned about 10 minutes later to ask if we were 'ready to order this time?' When our order finally arrived, mine was wrong and I told her so; here comes that huff again and she stormed off again, when she returned she slammed the meal down and never checked on us after that. Needless to say my return factor is not even a 5%. It's Phoenix and there are about 150 other great Mexican places where the service, food, salsa and Margs are outstanding. Poor nice bartender.

Answer: 1 star

Question: We were very excited to try this place but the service was VERY slow and the food was less than amazing. Our waitress was not very helpful and took 40 minutes to get us our check. In the meantime we were freezing because the heater by us went out half way through dinner and there were no more propane tanks. Our waitress did not acknowledge that we were so cold and still never came by the table.

Answer:
2 stars