Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A: Hmmmmm, multiple employees and no one wanted to help, we finally received help and she tried really hard but was unsure of what was what and had to keep asking other workers (who didn't want to help her). Not the place to go when buying gas long inserts and custom surrounds!

Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A: I can get past the lack of parking given the area, I can even overlook the fact that I wanted to eat here on a Sunday and they were closed. I think that might be a shot in the foot considering it's a restaurant in a walkable area and many people are out and about on the weekends, but I'm not a restaurant owner so what do I know? But there are a few things that I just can't NOT comment on. First of all, it's a taco joint and chips and salsa do not come free. You have to pay for chips and salsa that, frankly, taste like they came from Costco. Definitely not freshly prepared. My biggest issue with Longboard's though: the service. Holy moly. We had a party of two and our meal took an hour and a half. On a Monday night. And it's not like the place was slammed or anything. Geez! I could have caught my own fish and made the tacos myself at that rate. It was terrible. The food was ok, but definitely not worth the trouble. The only saving grace was that we happened to go on Monday night when they offer beer flights for $3.50. Thank goodness for the beer.

Problem: Write a positive yelp review.
A:
Ya, I know, another update. I had to write about how much I love this place's happy hour. It is 3-close everyday. You heard me, everyday! Amazing. I have been here a whole bunch for happy hour including before the rehearsal dinner with a large group for my wedding, a friend's birthday, and new years eve. You can't beat it, pitchers and cocktails for 5$. The service here is a little inconsistent...there is a guy who works the bar who seems to space out and doesn't acknowledge your existence...not cool, but the girl who works behind the bar with the 'hawk is awesome! Funny, great at making drinks, and friendly. I am still in love with the farmer's cup and get that every time. I have also had their special white sangria, which is delicious, the marg (which is good, but strooong), and the red sangria, which is good but the farmer's cup prevails as my favorite (can't beat the sweet/sour/fresh/spicy combo and the salt and pepper rim). I recently was introduced to their pretzels and cheese sauce.... oh my goodness that stuff is wonderful. The cheese sauce is spectacular... I can eat it with a spoon (and I have). It is so flavorful, kind of oniony and creamy and delicious... I can't even describe it, you just need to go taste it. It comes with two soft pretzels that are the perfect consistency and come out hot and ohhh so good. Go there. Get it. Thank me later. PS what happened to the porcetta sandwich from the Yelp event? Put it on the menu guys, it is so awesome, the world must taste it. K thanks. Also, if you all were open later than 10, I would come out... just sayin. pps I brought home a strawberry 'poptart' and ate it tonight (a day later) and it was ridiculously good... So flaky and delicious, just the right amount of sweet... Yummmm.