Problem: Write a positive (OPTIONS:
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A: I've been here before (they're conveniently across the street from the Mezona Inn we always stay at for a thing in Mesa), and I've always been pretty happy with the food (and I live in the greater LA area, the home of 20 million great hole in the wall Mexican places). Service is nonexistent, as you might expect, as is the decor, but you don't go to a place like this to be impressed with anything other than the food, and the price of said food. So this time I ordered two things: a breakfast burrito, and some taquitos with what I would have assumed would be fresh guacamole. The breakfast burrito was just *crazy* delicious, crazy huge, and crazy cheap. I 100% recommend that you get one. The taquitos were ok, nothing special, and I paid a dollar fifty for a tiny dollop of guacamole that I'm pretty sure just came out of a giant Costco vat or equivalent. So that was kind of a ripoff. (Though I suppose I can't complain too much, given that if I'd paid a dollar fifty more than I did for the burrito, I still would have been impressed at the price.) So basically, next time I'll know. And there will certainly be a next time.
Q: negative

A: Why go here? Seriously. Everything here is about as exciting as the Cheesecake Factory. And by that I mean there is no taste, no excitement, and no flavor. But for those of you who like safe dependable food that fails to deliver an iota of anything unique, this place is for you. As I struggle to find something good to say about this place, I guess I will mention that the service is always bright and cheerful. Of course bright and cheerful service is over rated in my world. For those of you who enjoy unblemished mediocrity I encourage you to eat here.
Problem: What would be an example of an positive (OPTIONS:
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Answer: So I came to Phoenix to visit my family for Mothers Day. My family originally wanted IHOP, but I told them I wanted to try something new. They suggested that we go to Black Bear Diner, but they were closed. So I went on Yelp and suggested Scramble. I'm glad I did. I tried the French Toast(delicious!) and sampled some of the other fare off of peoples plates. The pancakes were a bit rubbery, but the service, ambiance and other good food made up for the shortcoming. I definitely recommend it. Everyone else in our 10+ party enjoyed their food and said they'd probably come back. It's in a kinda weird area for me, since growing up here that particular area was referred to as the "ghetto". But it seems to have changed in the 10+ years I've been gone. The decor is Ikea-like, but comfortable. They have seating inside and out (if you can stand the heat!). They also have 'misters' outside.
Input: OPTIONS:
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Output: I'll never go back. Went here mid-afternoon (about 3-ish) so it wasn't crowded at all. There's pretty much nothing good I can say about this place except for the fact that the manager did come and apologize. First...our server (I think his name was Nathan) was either stoned or just incredibly inept at his job. It took (and yes I timed it) 20 minutes before we ordered AND that was AFTER I had to yell at him and wave him down to get his attention. He literally walked by our table 4 times and looked to the tables on his right to help them (it was one table with, what I believe to be, other Blanco employees including a hostess, eating) and never looked to his left (where we were sitting) to help us. I finally had to yell "Excuse me" 3 times to get his attention. He came over somewhat befuddled and I said "Can we order now?". This should never happen...especially when it's not busy. Next was the $9 guacamole "Blanco special" appetizer. Supposedly it has all these yummy ingredients and is supposed to be sooooo good. I'm about 99% sure it was just a bunch of avocados smooshed into a bowl. It tasted like nothing...just smooshed avocado. Blech. Next, I got the spare rib (or short rib...can't remember) burrito. I took a bite and I seriously almost puked. It tasted like they'd poured an entire container of salt in it. I asked my fiance to taste it to make sure I wasn't hallucinating. He agreed it was inedible and just crazy salty. They did take it back and offered me something else on the house. I ordered the taco salad. Again, salt...a big salt salad. I didn't even bother complaining or sending it back cuz it was free and I was too grossed out at that point to even contemplate trying something else. The only 3 good things...#1 The manager came and apologized for the salty burrito. #2 They took my gross food off the bill. #3 The FREE chips they bring you are pretty good. So, moral of the story? If you go here just get the free chips and salsa. And don't expect to get them very quickly, especially if you have the same server we had. Personally, I'd rather eat at Taco Smell than go to Blanco again.
input: Write a positive yelp review (OPTIONS:
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output: 5 Stars for this Famous Dave's franchise. Worth the trip for the smokey tasting Brisket and St Louis Ribs Both the Chandler & San Village locations brisket tastes likes it steamed ... not smoked! The St Louis Ribs are always so smokey tasting and tender, even beats Haps ribs on an off day ... and I love Haps BBQ ribs. Famous Dave's is one of the better franchise's in the USA, very consistent and always a great experience. I always eat in the bar because thats how I roll, I have never been disappointed at any location. However this particular Dave's deserves and extra star for doing a better job smoking the meats. While I live closer to San Tan, I usually drive the extra distance to get my fix here Only downside to Dave's is the corporate selection of beer, local microbrew's would have be visiting more often.
Input: OPTIONS:
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Output:
Great service to have a watch band sized! They fixed it while I waited. Very pleasant to work with.