Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Q: A train is coming the other way. Seeing him come, someone

A: trips and unfolds his hands.
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Q: She greets someone's dog. He

A: delivers a layup at someone.
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Q: We see the kid with his new hair cut. The lady

A:
folds his hand in and walks away.
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