Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: I have no idea how this hotel could have not one but TWO five star ratings. It was in desperate need of an update.... my room needed not one, but two new non-tube TVs. The room looked like something that would have the door kicked in by COPS and a film crew. I wore sandals the entire time in the room because I was afraid of what was in the carpet. It smelled of stale smoke. The other people in the hotel (other guests, and the staff) were between business traveler and ultimate sketch. The room was booked for me, so I didn't have a say in the matter, but it was in decent walking distance to an interesting cigar bar (I'll save that for another story) and a few other decent restaurants and bars. I'll also give it a star for bed comfort... it was better than I had expected. The housekeeping also did a great job... my room was always picked and organized. I know there's not much in Fitchburg... but for the money, I would have rather stayed down the street (like in downtown Madison) and had a significantly better experience. Pro-Tip: Any hotel that offers "The Ultimate Dining Package" probably sucks and is sketchy.
Q: negative

A: LOVE the staff and atmosphere of the store. HATE the food. I don't mind paying $8.00 for a burger and fries, but when the burger is at most maybe a quarter pound of beef with a huge piece of dry lettuce on top and very hard fries, you I think you can get the picture. Its too bad because Im a 50s kind of guy and if it was good I would be here constantly, unfortunately that's not the case.
Problem: What would be an example of an positive (OPTIONS:
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Answer: Burgers do not get any better than this. From the outstanding service, to the magnificent creations, Bachi burger is one of those rare establishments that will leave you speechless. I had a customized Wagyu beef burger, and the Salt & Pepper Garlic french fries. The dessert was fabulous (Portuguese donuts?), along with even the homemade soda beverages. Bachi has raised the bar on gourmet burger joints, and I look forward to returning.
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Output: I don't dig the sour yogurt taste here, so rather than yogurt I wanted to make a quick stop for boba since this is the closest boba place to my boyfriend's home. There were maybe 4 people (at the most) waiting ahead of us for their order and despite our uncomplicated orders they still asked us 2 questions about our orders while I assume they were being made. So then we waited like 15 minutes to get our drinks... and mine was a smaller size than I had paid for, so I had to wait STILL a few more minutes to get my correct drink, AFTER already having been asked about it twice! Finally, already displeased about the time and mistakes, I left with a shitty tasting drink that was too sweet and under-done boba... so disappointing and I will not be coming back. For the record I had some kind of a smoothie with boba and my boyfriend had some tea drink with boba, sorry to not be specific but I don't remember.
input: Write a negative yelp review (OPTIONS:
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output: I decided to eat at Tsunami because a group of my friends were going and I really had two choices: suck it up or stay at home. I ordered an array of sushi because I was starving and quite a few rolls sounded pretty good. Boy was I wrong. Out of about six rolls, the bagel roll was the only one that I actually enjoyed. This is only because it was smothered in eel sauce which I could probably eat with a spoon, its so delicious. Each roll was either too saucy or the fish did not taste fresh. The service was also pretty crappy and the crowd was lacking, that's being nice. I would not recommend to someone I consider a friend.
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Las Vegas has seen a few "hardcore" arcades come and go. From Race for Atlantis, to the Golden Age of The Orleans, to GameLand (rest its soul), there has usually been at least a decent spot for locals to get their gaming fix. The arcade scene in Vegas, unfortunately, has laid dormant for some time now (since the closure of GameLand and the Adventuredome's VR Center). The Orleans has maintained a decent selection of fighters, but Bemani fans have been largely out of luck outside of the occasional new DDR or hacked In The Groove machine. Today, I visited a newly-opened arcade called Gemini Arcade Palace. When I saw pictures of the place, I was frankly in disbelief. DDR X, DDR Disney Rave (I know, but come on), three ITG machines, DrumMania and GuitarFreaks V6 linked for session play, and two Taiko No Tatsujin machines under one roof? Be still, my Gamer heart! Naturally, I had to get down there and make an informed decision about this new contender. After being woefully misled by Google Maps, whose directions led me to an apartment complex, I found Gemini Arcade Palace at the southeast corner of Flamingo and Sandhill. Walking in, I knew I had found -- at long last -- the successor to my dearly-departed GameLand. All the aforementioned machines were indeed present, along with a PropCycle machine (PropCycle!!) and a few others I don't recall. I sat down at my distraction of choice -- DrumMania -- and plunked down fifty cents for a three-song session. After a few games and conversations with old arcade scene friends, I wiped the sweat from my forehead and left as satisfied as I ever had back in the GL glory days. Any budding local business will live or die based on how well they listen to their customers, and thankfully Gemini seems very open to the suggestions that have been offered by its earliest patrons. There has been discussion about adding Bemani games that aren't currently present (namely Beatmania IIDX, a highly sought-after machine for many local enthusiasts), which will help to please potential arcade-goers who aren't already convinced. The suggestions I have for Gemini are to get some high-powered fans or a good A/C system to keep the dancing game fans feeling and smelling rosy, and to get some popular fighting games in there to bring in a wider audience. The establishment seems to be catering to Bemani fans right now (which is fine with me personally), but they need to broaden their horizons if they want to get a diverse (and large) local following. I'm giving Gemini five stars based not on its current offerings, but what it means for the future of the Las Vegas arcade scene -- that is, that it isn't dead and that there are still business owners out there who want to build a local and loyal following by listening to its customers and giving them what they want.