Problem: Write a positive (OPTIONS:
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A: I miss Postino's. Once upon a time, I worked less than a block from here, and frequently stopped by for lunch or after work for some wine and bruschetta. To this day, I have never had anything like their bruschetta. Don't order it as an appetizer; it's definitely a meal. Large and luscious, sweet and savory, served on a slightly rustic wooden plank, topped with amazing things like apples, soft cheeses, figs, and pistachios. It's the stuff dreams are made of. I wish they would hurry up and open the one in Gilbert. I'm never in Arcadia at the right time anymore. Also, do not expect to find parking here; you will definitely have to valet. That's not just a Postino's thing, though, that's an Arcadia thing.
Q: negative

A: What a waste of money! For a $200 detail I got a simple car wash and wax. And then it rains 48 hrs later and they tell me they only warranty the wash for 24 hrs. The guy that jipped me on the wash was named Antonio. So for everybody else watch the integrity of their details it's a joke!
Problem: What would be an example of an positive (OPTIONS:
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Answer: I've been to this Dollar Tree quite a few times as it's on my way home from dropping my kids off at school. I had been looking for a particular water bottle that my husband got from the Dollar Tree near where we live, which is out in Power Ranch. I'd been to several Dollar Trees, Wal-Mart, Target, CVS, Walgreens and couldn't find anything remotely close. I couldn't even find it on Amazon, but I did find it online at the Dollar Tree, as well as other bulk distribution places, which I would have to buy in massive bulk. Finally, I thought to call various Dollar Trees. I had called this Dollar Tree as the first place and I asked Lorena who had picked up the phone if she could locate for me a Dollar Tree that had what I wanted. I wanted a very specific item and described it to her, as well as gave her the SKU #. When I called another Dollar Tree, they said they didn't have it and I asked if they could look for me and the manager said none of the individual Dollar Trees could see another store's inventory. Within 15 minutes or so, Lorena calls me back and tells me that she located a Dollar Tree that had the water bottles I wanted. Bingo! It happened to be a Dollar Tree we had physically gone to that didn't have it when we went. They had gotten a shipment that day and it was not out on the shelves yet. Anyway, I don't know how many stores Lorena had to call, but she did it without making excuses or complaining. She even texted me a picture of what I was looking for to make sure it was the right thing. This is an example of a really good employee that is SUPER customer service oriented. I never got to see Lorena in person, but I hope she gets promoted quickly and she is awesome!!! Thank you for helping me. My husband was ecstatic and thank you for making it easier for me!!!
Input: OPTIONS:
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Generate a negative review for a place
Output: Worst Chinese food I've had since I left North Dakota. Okay, I was going to build up to a grand conclusion, writing this beautiful prose and sharing my final analysis of Diamond Chinese Restaurant in an eloquently laced sentence filled with spirit and poetry. I had even written almost a full page of lead-up to this grand conclusion, when I suddenly realized that most people will never make it past my first paragraph (much less the sixth or seventh, I can't remember how many I had written) and therefore would never truly know how I feel. Anyway, that is why I made my feelings known up front. We ordered the Pepper Beef and Kung Pao Spicy Chicken. Of course we assumed that by adding "Spicy" to the Kung Pao Chicken, they were trying to let us know that this dish must be really spicy, seeing that Kung Pao Chicken is already spicy. Both dishes were devoid of any flavor, let me repeat, Devoid Of Any Flavor what-so-ever. And this may come as a shock to you, but the Kung Pao "Spicy" Chicken was not the least bit spicy, not even close. Only after depleting the container of Hot Pepper Oil was the chicken even remotely spicy, but it came at a terrible price - the Hot Pepper Oil added a strange flavor to the chicken dish and actually made it slightly putrid. So now here's what worries me, how could so many people be this terribly wrong about a place? What happened? Unless someone can explain why this food was so bad, I may not give this place a second chance.
input: Write a negative yelp review (OPTIONS:
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output: Food was decent, but the service was simply awful. Our waiter literally left us feeling like we were intruding on his evening. Seriously?! For the service alone, I would not go back.
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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- positive) review?

Answer:
The Press Box won't impress you from the outside, & definitely won't impress you once you get inside. Think grungy sports bar when you enter & you'll be right on point. I went here with some coworkers for lunch during the ACC Tourney to watch the Heels play. Luckily, even though there isn't much room inside this place, there weren't too many people in here so we got our choice of seating. They had a decent smattering of tv's throughout, with an old projection tv in one area that looked yellowed from smoke abuse through the years. My food wasn't anything spectacular here but it was better than I expected based on the look of the place. Needless to say, our waitress/bartender was very nice & made us feel welcome in a place I felt out of place. She also quipped about the place being called "The Depressed Box" which I found pretty humorous & fitting. I wasn't of fan of this place, but I can see if you were a regular here then it could definitely be a nice little hometown bar to get away from the crowds while you grabbed a few cold ones. But The Press Box just isn't for me & I probably won't be heading back here too often.