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A: I'm such a fan of Earl's freshmade sandwiches. They're inexpensive compared to other places in Vegas, quick, and opened late after your clubbing adventures or whatnot. I really like the chipotle chicken avocado but you can't really go wrong with anything on the menu. They also have specials every so often which are only during a certain holiday but usually super delicious! I had their pesto chicken once during a trip in January and it was memorable ^_^ Definitely always stop by when I'm in Vegas. Worth visiting!
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A: New pan-Asian on Gilman just off State Street, in the location of the old Yummy Buffet. Small restaurant offering live seafood from a tank and a wide menu of Chinese, Thai, and Japanese dishes, and featuring an interesting-sounding list of Szechuan specialties: if you're on State Street and hankering for pig ears, pig blood, or pig stomach, Fugu is your best and only bet. Stopped in here for lunch a little after 1pm and found the place almost empty. Ordered the lunch box with shrimp in Szechuan sauce. The accompaniments were pretty standard -- a small spring roll, a small salad with standard Japanese-restaurant dressing, a few hunks of fruit. The main dish itself, though, was great, asserting itself with a nice complex spiciness, not overwhelming heat or overwhelming grease. I'll be coming back for dinner to try some of the Szechuan specialties (maybe not pig blood.) Update: had another lunch here and ordered the cured meat with green beans off the Chef's Specialties list (pictured above.) This was terrific -- the beans dry-cooked until wrinkly but still rich, moist, and flavorful, and just enough pork to give the whole dish a luxurious feel. On the strength of this dish I'm declaring Fugu the best Chinese restaurant in Madison (admittedly against weak competition now that China Palace is gone) and upping my rating to five stars. Fugu is a bit more expensive than the average Chinese place; dinner entrees are $12-19 (and rice is $1 extra), and the lunch specials are $7.50 - 8.50.
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Answer: We received fantastic customer service at this location when purchasing furniture for our nursery. Love all the sales here, too!
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Output: Large, clean and attractive store! Lots of supplies for most hobbys. I love their scrapbook section! I recently started quilting again and while their fabric selection isn't huge, they carry some unique fabrics I haven't seen elsewhere such as Autism Speaks, Airforce, Christian designs, local college emblems. They're a little heavy on the home decor stuff, that's not what I am looking for when I shop there, rather have more craft supplies. Overall a great place to find what you need for your projects!
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output: Ten years after the fact I think is a good time to review a tattoo, but I could have given this review right after I got it. I got my first tattoo at a Diversity and, man, was that a bad decision my little 18 year old brain made. First of all, I got my Zodiac sign. From a Flash book. On my then thin and fleshless hip. Now I have a Zodiac sign on a blob of flesh that is pretty non descript and threatening to become a roll. Oh, aging. However, Diversity couldn't have stopped me from doing that. What they COULD have stopped from doing was let an inexperienced artist scar me with his wily tattooing ways. He scarred me so badly, that half of the ink didn't stay and touch ups won't help. The other tattoos I've got since then (all better than Flash Zodiac, I assure you) have all stayed beautifully, so I don't have freaky ink rejecting skin either. Do yourself a favour and go to Diversity only if you need "tobacco smoking" products. Don't do any body mods here.
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These crooks deleted my last review, so here we go again. Next time I'll setup a website dedicated to this scam. When my kids are teasing each other and their friends "would you rather kiss a pig or eat at Joel Robuchon" even zero stars would be too many. I'm not sure how anyone in their right mind would give this place 5 stars unless they just want to pretend that they went to an awesome place that no mere mortal will afford and can't discover the truth. We didn't mind paying just to see the place and experience supposedly the best food by the chef of the century, but the whole deal was a 4-hour ceremony during which a few classy butlers pretend to give you something to eat while you're supposed to pretend that it's good. Literally each and every course was the size of a scallop with one of the courses actually being exactly one scallop and another one a mashroom. If brought together at once the total size of the 16-course meal would be smaller than a kids meal at any other restaurant. Adding to the insult was that most of these items were inedible, we came home hungry and just warmed up whatever we found in our fridge. Let's start with the look: the place looks simply tacky with its classical decor mismatched to the partially modern ceiling, the oversized chandelier overpowering the small room, the purple sofas that seem to be bought from Hugh Heffner, and cheap looking fake plastic diamonds sprinkled on the dining tables. But that's forgivable given that we came here to eat, not to admire the settings. We decided on two of the 16-course $385 meals which was recommended by so many other reviewers, assuming that our two kids will also taste some dishes. First, the butler brings a large block of butter and shaves a few pieces onto a plate while explaining that the butter is from Great Britain. Then he brings a large cart with selection of 16 different breads, which look and smell great but you can't really eat them because they ask you to select a few kinds and when you point to the 3 or 4 that look most interesting they drop one small slice of each on your table and quickly haul the cart away. You won't see it again. You then spread the English butter onto the bread to find out that the butter tastes just like any butter, whether from Guatemalan or a local cow. The bread itself was quite good and possibly one of the best items of the evening, however, you can go down to the M Resort buffet and get as much of the similar and better breads as you want and keep coming back for more. Here with the bread we also got a small portion of caviar on top of rolled crab meat. The caviar must've been the most expensive tasteless item we had there, but the canned crab meat was decent. The next couple courses included another outrageously expensive and highly sought item: shaved truffles. We were trying to discover what's so distinct about them but the only thing we discovered was taste of a shaved tree bark, actually looking just like that as well. Of course we have never tasted a tree bark before but we could imagine that it'd taste just like these truffles. The rest of the weird dishes included a tiny frog leg, a scallop, and other Lilliput size items, the worse being bacon foam that tasted just like warm whipped fat from the bacon - something so awful it should've been offered in a food eating competition on CBS Survivor. After spending 3.5 hours at this torturous ceremony we finally arrived at the end of the tunnel as the butler brought a desert cart filled with variety of chocolates and cake pieces. Although each one was the size of 5 stacked up pennies we already figured out the game and asked for a sample of each. The butler looked at us and said "all 40 of them"? We all replied "Yes!" and finally started enjoying ourselves by swallowing each piece while the butler was placing it on the table. Not by any means does this mean that we got what we paid for but at least we had 5 minutes of enjoyment and wished the whole experience was like that. This was also the first time I saw smiles on my kids' faces (aged 8 and 12). We were prepared to spend around $1000 and the bill was little below $900, so no problem there. Although the fact that our kids were charged $7 for each of the Sprite refills ($28 for four) should be noted. Finally, we were given a bag with small box of dessert pieces and two beautiful certificates of attendance with our names on them and the list of all 16 courses we were supposed to enjoy. We were also given a nice color brochure with pictures of each those items. All this looks pretty, but at the same time embarrassing - like being given a certificate of investing with Madoff. You could show it off only until everyone else figures out that Madoff was a crook. In the end we will remember this place as one of the worst experiences of our lives and we would not go there again even if the food was free. Giving one star to this place is way too generous, while two stars would be just insane.