IN: i was a little under the weather this morning but i tried to suck it up and proceed . i apologize if it was lackluster . it was a little light on the requests today but we got some stuff accomplished . i tried to keep the laker gushing to a minimal level but the next dj , Markness , did tell a delightful story of urinating right next to Pau Gasol at a Joe Johnson show .
Why is the author apologizing ?
OPTIONS:
- They are apologizing for he bad weather .
- They are feeling ill and are apologizing for the lacklusterness of their presentation .
- They are apologizing for the public urinating .
- They are apologizing for the light requests .

OUT: They are feeling ill and are apologizing for the lacklusterness of their presentation .
The pussy ride being that funny platform that swings forward and backward and also in full circles . That 's the only one that made people feel ill :| We had lunch at Pizza hut and then went on the water rides :D , Tidal Wave is extreme , we got to go in the front again and watch the wall of doom fly over you until it collapses upon you . Then we went on stealth to dry off :D The launch is my favourite part , Raven knows why :D After the park we went back to Katy 's , minus Nick , for dinner and hang outage .

OPTIONS:
- They went to a local carnival .
- They went to a birthday party .
- They went to an amusement park .
- They went to Disney .
Answer the following question: Why are they going on so many different kinds of rides ?

They went to an amusement park .
question: No thrill at first putting on a lawyer 's wig or walking at thirty - two into Parliament House . Few feelings of any human sort are admitted . We seem to have an ambition - machine here , or , worse , a policy nerd , a number - wrestling corporate accountant , a two - legged White Paper . The caustic clown , the parliamentary Groucho , the happy Houdini , the unstoppable Woody Woodpecker has gone missing . The jesting gladiator we love to boo and clap and curse has vanished into air , into thin air , and into the Official Version , rewritten history .

OPTIONS:
- United Kingdom
- United States
- None of the above choices .
- United Arab Emirates
Q: What country is the narrator most likely from ?

answer: United Kingdom
QUES: She said " fine , but if you do n't eat that entire thing I ' m going to shove it up your butt ! " . No joke . Dear old Grandma said that . Which comes to another point , she was cheap too .

Question with options: What may be the reason for their grandma 's statement ?
OPTIONS:
- She is cheap when it comes to food .
- She does n't like to see leftovers on plates .
- She does n't want to clean up leftovers .
- None of the above choices .
ANS: She is cheap when it comes to food .
Problem: His old flask was strapped onto his belt , because he was worried that the contents would leak onto his clothes . But the hunt for a replacement receptacle was not why he was really out there . He was escaping the night , and the emptiness of his flat .

Why was he escaping the night , and the emptiness of his flat ?
OPTIONS:
- He did n't want to be alone
- He was scared of ghosts inside the flat
- He had to get out because there was a criminal menacing him .
- He escaped a sort of actual " black hole " .

A: He did n't want to be alone
Question:
The bar tender , George , who looks like a young Johnny Depp , gave me a free rum and coke . The caterers gave me some edible orchids . I tried a petal . It was savory , but too pretty to eat .

Why would the narrator be happy to receive the rum and coke ?
OPTIONS:
- It was from someone they have a crush on .
- None of the above choices .
- It was a double rum and coke .
- It was what they needed to cure their shakes .
Answer:
It was from someone they have a crush on .