Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Example Input: Someone Ping executes a series of roundhouse kicks. As they face off again, someone
Example Output: picks up a few leaves.

Example Input: An officer opens the barricade and a construction worker steps forward. A helmeted worker
Example Output: examines the underside of a cyclone - cyclone.

Example Input: A group of people are floating on tubes in a river. They
Example Output:
slide down the water with a lot of water.