Problem: Write a positive (OPTIONS:
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A: SHUT. UP. There's a Dutch Bro's at 12th St and Glendale? Where have I been? Anyway. I like this joint a lot. It's not THE fastest but the coffee and the company are consistent and they have lots of creative jet fuel options when I'm draggin. The cracked out caffeine head employees almost make me miss my barista days at the 'bux....almost. I like the loyalty card too - the Starbucks Gold program is up to TWELVE stars now so the Dutch Mafia keeping it to ten is nice. Based on these yelp reviews I got a good ol' Americano, and it was really great. Keep them coming, DB.
Q: negative

A: The Fremont Freak Show--trailer park/redneck entertainment at its finest. It's really sad that downtown has improved sooooo much with dining and bars but yet they still let the freaks and other bad elements in-every step someone asking you for money-every other step someone yelling at you because you won't give them money. Meth/crack heads ready to stab you at any moment. Maybe most of the tourists enjoy it because they can't afford to go on the strip for real entertainment. I've personally gone to container park and the new restaurants/bars which are beyond fabulous-MTO cafe (but saw a drug bust happening outside while we were eating), eat, container park, The griffin, the cocktail room--------but I've had it with all those so called entertainers. I can't take it anymore . Guess I will be hanging on the strip from now on if they can't clean up the rif raff For Gods sake-someone tried to rob my Dad at fremont. Casino-where were the security???!!!!!!!! Contain these people Fremont street experience-put all the 'entertainers' in one area or on the side streets. They're not making all your renovations look very appealing!!'!!!!!!! Won't ever return until this problem is fixed--and I so dearly want to return to all the wonderful places that have opened. Such potential with what's there-but the potential will never be successful until you remove those people!!!!! One other mention-WHY do parents bringing their children to this insanity? WTH! Have you no moral sense or any regard for your child's welfare??!!
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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- positive) review?

Answer: My two stars come from the food quality. I like the food. HOWEVER... Their service SUCKS! We came here expecting a nice lunch after attending my bff's daughters dance recital. When we walked in there was no one in the place, cool. I had to use to restroom before we were even sat so I quickly ran off to the restroom, when I entered I almost busted my ass from slipping on the large puddle of random water sitting in the middle of the floor (no the toilet or sink wasnt leaking nor was there a mop bucket in there). Despite the puddle of water on the floor the restroom was clean. The over all cleanliness of the facility was clean. It was a Saturday afternoon (during lunch time hours according to their menu instructions) and we chose to get the AYCE for lunch. The waitress notified us that during the weekends they only observe the AYCE dinner pricing, AYCE lunch pricing was for during the week only. Okay, fine. Next she asked how old the child with us was, we told her she was 7, so she said that the child would only be half price. Cool! BONUS! Why a bonus? Because this child eats like an adult. Our initial food came out quickly. YUM! So being that there was a total of 4 bodies at the table, hungry bodies at that, you would think that we would be monitored by our waitress or wait staff to see when we were out of meat and veggies, but no we weren't. If we got more food it was because we had to flagg them down. Then when they would bring it out it would sit on the table holding the warm tee crap that was across from us. When it finally arrived at the table they would throw it on and turn the heat down. WTF? WE ARE HUNGRY! Why would you turn the heat down? It was cooking to slow. So every time I would make my cousin turn the heat up some staff member would come by and turn it down. WTF? Is this the way that they keep you there longer but not serve you AYCE because theres a time limit? I also had to ask twice for a drink. I was willing to let all this shitty service fly right over my head because the food was good, and never mind it until the bill arrived.... 1. We were told that the child would be half price. They charged us full price. I took my bill up to the front counter and notified the kid up there it was wrong and what it should be. After fumbling with the calculator trying to prove they had charged me 3 full price and 1 half price, he finally realized I was right and then proceeded to blame the cash register being incorrect because they just installed a new system. Whatever. I was able to figure out our total bill including tax on my phone before he was able to fix it in the system. 2. After he fixed the bill and handed it back to me I noticed that the sales tax rate was at 8.15% which I am pretty sure that the current tax rate in Clark County, Nevada is at 8.10%. After seeing this I decided that they could use the extra few cents they got from me on charging the wrong tax, as their tip. I didn't even bother asking him to fix this. Ya know I am a good tipper, a really good tipper when I get excellent service especially. I know what its like to be a household that relies on income that is generated from tips. And this place just flat out pisses me off (like you couldn't already tell). I will never return to this place. Dry the bathroom floor, fix your cash register, correct your tax rate and pay better attention to your customers! Get your shit together Honey Pig before another Korean BBQ spot turns turns you into BACON!
Input: OPTIONS:
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Generate a positive review for a place
Output: I saw a lot of other reviews comment on how busy this place is on weekdays. Well, apparently the time to go is Saturday a little after 11am! Plenty of parking, immediate service, and the whole place smelled like bacon. Yum. We sat outside on the lovely shaded patio. For an appetizer, the tortilla chips and salsa are awesome--better than a lot of Mexican restaurants around. The salsa has a nice zip to it; I can't take really spicy stuff and I loved it, and my husband who craves nuclear-level spicy loved the salsa, too. My 9-year-old son, who is autistic and not one much for commentary, declared, "These chips are really good." I had The Winner Salad. Yum! Great size for a salad, not too big and not too small. The turkey pieces are actual thin cut turkey breast and the salami is awesome. Some places skimp on the cheese, but they served up lots of soft cubes of fresh mozzarella. The vinaigrette was lovely and fresh. If anything, the bread served on the side seemed very bland in contrast, My husband had the macaroni and cheese. They serve it up like a big brick of cheesy awesomeness. My husband LOVED it. The green chilies gave it a fabulous kick. My husband also enjoyed the happy hour prices for pints of beer. Really satisfying experience there, and a place we know we can visit again as a family!
input: Write a negative yelp review (OPTIONS:
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- positive).
output: Unless retro grunge is your thing when going shopping then this Target probably isn't for you or the rest of the population. This Target is obsolete and dirty. Don't waste your time, there are better Targets on the totem pole.
Input: OPTIONS:
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Generate a positive review for a place
Output:
I don't understand the bad reviews. It's a brand new place in a brand new location that's much bigger and better than what it was before. I love the selection, I actually got more than I expected out of it. And there was a service employee in every aisle so there was no shortage of help. The staff are friendly and available. It would've been five stars if some of the items weren't so expensive. Otherwise its a great place to get party items.