In this task, you are given Yelp reviews. The task is to classify a review as "POSITIVE" if the overall sentiment of the review is positive or as "NEGATIVE" if the overall sentiment of the review is negative.

After a long day at Taliesin West and Saguaro national park, I went here with a friend. When I walked to the front door, I immediately thought the place looked like a miniature golf course replica, but maybe that is because I live in New England and our restaurants aren't as creative (except when there is a lobsta' on the roof!). The decor inside was like a fun sports bar or Texas steakhouse restaurant, minus the peanut shells. Our waiter was nice and attentive.

We both ordered the Manchaca and tomatillo chimichanga. Generally, I don't tend to order beef at any restaurant, except for the occasional Wendy's hamburger (I just love those square patties!). The shredded beef was absolutely delicious. The chimichanga was also served with rice and beans, which were fine, but the main dish stood out on its own. If I am back in town and Carlsbad Tavern is still open, I will definitely come back.
POSITIVE

Smashburger is one of those places that I'd always wanted to try but just got around to it last week. There is a location close to my office so I grabbed some lunch for a couple of people. I picked up a couple of burgers and for myself got the Arizona Chicken burger with smash fries. It held up by the time I got to my office and sat down to eat. There is a lot of heat in this sandwich, which is what I was looking for so I was very pleased. I also really liked the smash fries, nice and crispy and nice seasoning. I'll definitely be back.
POSITIVE

I had such high hopes for this place. Let me start off by saying that I am a breakfast person and very particular. Breakfast ingredients are cheap and there are not that many unique combinations so it is an absolute necessity that it be done right. If you are thinking, ""Oh! That's me!"", this is not the place for you.

First, the staff was friendly but not overly excited or very apologetic that it took 30 minutes to get our food. It was also unpleasantly warm inside the restaurant. I might be able understand if the place had been crowded, but it wasn't. It was half empty at 11 am on a Saturday.

The food was not especially cheap for the quality. I had the ham steak breakfast which was nearly $10 for ham, eggs, toast, and potatoes. Here are some thoughts from my meal and what else was ordered at our table: The ham was tasty but it was sliced ham and not a ham steak. My over easy eggs were browned* . The toast was cold*. The pancakes were fluffy but dry like a biscuit and not spongy. The home fries were tasteless and undercooked*, unless you like hard potatoes. The ""cream"" for the coffee wasn't cream, it was milk. The sausage patties used were the cheap ones you can buy frozen at Walmart and hardly qualify as meat.

I let out a sigh of relief when we stepped out into the open air; glad to be finally free from waiting for someone to take payment while enjoying the cool breeze rushing across the back of my legs, cooling them as it evaporated the moisture built up from an hour of sitting on a cushion in an over-warm room. The joy of this moment left me with one final utterance, ""Eff that place.""

On the bright side, this has motivated me to start writing reviews instead of only reading them.

* denotes things about a breakfast that would make me want to punch a kitten.
NEGATIVE