Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Kneeling, someone fires a rocket. He
keeps downward, his skull vanishing in a lazy cloud.

He closes the curtains, collapses on the bed, on top of the covers, inert. Someone
he fiddles with his leg bleeding.

The sequence continues and several other men are shown battling one another and giving each other wedgies. When the match is complete, two men
are shown hitting field ball on a table.