Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: ASU used to be just a shitty school with too many students and lots of partying. Now it's a shitty school with even more students and slightly less partying with delusions of being an Ivy League institution. ASU is alright if you recognize it for what it is: a school for people not able to get in anywhere else or for Arizonans who don't want to leave our beautiful state for their education. If you go expecting anything more than that, you'll be extremely disappointed. It's definitely not worth the price and if I didn't have a merit scholarship, I wouldn't go.
Q: negative

A: Let me start by saying whatever happened to cooking Christmas dinner? I am Jewish, so for me Christmas= Chinese food, but apparently the secret is out. I went here tonight with the BF. We had made reservations for 7:30 and arrived at 7:20. The place was clearly understaffed as the two hostesses were running around like crazy acting as waitresses and bussers in addition to trying to host. As we stood there waiting for our table, about half of the tables in the restaurant left. You would think that this would make for a quick seating....surprise! It didn't. We waited for about 30 minutes to be seated. Additionally, several tables who did not have reservations were seated at the same time as us, which would have been fine if there were people working at this restaurant, but there weren't. So the BF and I sit there. The couple (without res) gets water, some small family that was seated at the same time gets water....we get nothing. The waitress comes around and takes their orders. Nothing. The family gets their appetizers and the waitress comes and takes their main entree order. Nothing. The other table gets their beers and sushi...still nothing! The hostess finally came by after at least twenty minutes and took our orders....we still do not have water. For real. And the place has gotten significantly less busy at this point. So we order the tangerine chicken and the pad kee mao with a 7/10 spiciness. We waited and waited. The other couple received entrees and just about finished them before we got our food. It was like we were in an episode of Seinfeld or something. The service was that bad. We (finally) get our food and I will admit, the tangerine chicken was tasty. It was sweet and savory...pretty good. The problem is it was luke warm...like it had been sitting for awhile. Not cool. The pad kee mao was a disaster. First, it had about a 1-2 star spiciness level. Not spicy....at all. Second, in addition to not being spicy it was bland and kind of tasted like dishwater. Third, the veggies were still essentially raw. The dish was terrible. I have had much better (real) Thai food for a fraction of the price. We barely touched the dish, but no one showed us any concern or asked if our food was alright. The entire ordeal lasted one and half hours...for just entrees and water. Overall, the experience was terrible. I know what you're thinking....But Jennifer, it's Christmas!... Yes, I know it's Christmas, but I don't care, it isn't an excuse. I made a reservation. If they they did not have the space, they should have A) not given us a reservation or B) not let in walk ins when they had reservations. Whoever owns this restaurant should have put more thought into staffing for a night that they KNEW would be busy because they took reservations! It was unacceptable. The place only got a second star because the tangerine chicken was good, but I would be hesitant to go here again because apparently my business means nothing to this restaurant.
Problem: What would be an example of an positive (OPTIONS:
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Answer: SSSOOOOO excited to check this place out when I heard they sell Intelligentsia Coffee. I've only been twice (two days in a row...heh) and was more then happy with both visits. The espresso sells itself, they use Trader Joe's almond milk, free wifi, and the baristas are super friendly and accommodating. The space is quaint, a couple tables and couches, and you can't tell that it's a place that buys gold at all. I even saw a Settlers of Catan game board! The only downfall is that they have no sign, which makes it extremely difficult to find; there's only a "We Sell Gold" sign out front. However, we were told by the barista that they are in the process of changing signs. This is a must for all coffee-lovers in AZ!
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Output: Since we sat in the Vino Lounge for our UYE last night, I guess it's appropriate that I post my review here :) It was kind of a quiet Sunday evening, but it was the perfect place to chill with a group of people. The breeze on the patio was refreshing and like Kristin said, they did a good job with the decor with the white linen curtains shielding you from a view of the parking lot... January, our server, was extremely outgoing and sweet. I had several glasses of the Sauv Blanc which was light, crisp, and fresh - the ideal beverage for the warm evening we had! It went well with the food I tasted as well... I tried the petite lobster corn dogs (how can you not order those?!); the handcut pomme frites dusted with indian curry and murray river saltl short rib, seared scallops with yellow curry foam and mango caviar; roasted baby artichokes with brown butter and fifty-year-old spanish sherry; and wild mushrooms with cognac and chervil. My bf had all of those as well as the cheese plate. We enjoyed everything we had, even though the servings were pretty small. I expected the items that were on the dinner menu to be larger portion sizes, but everything was on the small side, so be prepared! The menu items we ordered added up and got a little bit pricey, but it was a fun evening, so it was worth it! Thanks again to all of you who came to hang... we'll have to do it again soon!
Q: negative

A:
Don't go here! I think the Owner of the bar went through gene therapy to revert back to a primitive state. Don't give her any of your business, because she "-don't need your money you mother f**kers".