Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A: While this CPK is largely like the others, it does have one thing to distinguish it: really terrible service. I was here for lunch the other day and noticed they have lunch specials where you get a soup or salad and one of a selected number of small pizzas. I ordered one but asked if I could substitute the soup offered for another kind of soup that was on the menu. I told the waitress that I had noted that the soup I wished to substitute cost $0.50 more and that I would gladly pay the additional charge. She said she could not do that. No substitutions. So, I asked "why?" esp. as I was willing to pay the difference. Her reply (it's a classic): I might tell other people. Huh? What? I might tell other people I got what I wanted? That CPK allowed substitutions? That they, too, could get what they want at CPK?And does she really think I have long ranging discussions about my lunch soup choices? I tried to argue my point, but, quickly, realized that there is no arguing with that sort of unassailable logic. Yep, I might tell other people.

Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A: You can't go wrong with BWW food. The service in the bar area after 10pm is awful and slow. The bartenders pretend they don't see you and don't make eye contact. It took a solid five minutes before we were greeted and asked for our drink order. The bartender never checked on us after she have us our drinks. We had to get her attention to order food and get another round of drinks. Very disappointing since it's the BWW around, will definitely go to Millers Ale house across the street at night, because of the lack of service.

Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A:
Large windows allow Mac owners to be observed in their natural habitat. The chick running the counter had experienced better mornings in her life, but the refreshing early morning smokers growl that escaped from her lips as she asked what type of muffin I would like captivated me. The coffee is delicious though. I would definitely purchase it again...at a different coffee shop.