[Q]: Objective: clothing
[A]: covers up breasts in a pool

[Q]: Objective: Sleep on a bus without worrying about stolen bags.
[A]: Wear back pack on your chest.

[Q]: Objective: How can you rapidly calculate a 20 percent tip?
[A]: Take the total of the bill and move the decimal point one place to the left, double that number and that is 20 percent.

[Q]: Objective: The birds are decimating my grapes just as they are nice a juicy, help!
[A]:
It may be too late to save them, as now the birds are habituated to your crop. Try throwing a mesh netting over the fruit-bearing vines to protect what you still have. Next year, put the netting on early and avoid the problem.