input: Write a negative yelp review.
output: Mr. Roberts is not a place I'd ever go to for the sole purpose of going out. Both times I've gone have been for bands, and both times were fairly different experiences. My first time was a one-star experience: it was ridiculously hot and humid inside, the staff lacked any sort of motivation for good customer service, and they crammed the 7- or 8-piece band in the front of the bar near the window, making for awkward viewing and playing. The sound was terrible and I spent more time outside than in. My second time was a better experience, but still not one that would cause me to suggest other people go there. This time around it was a reasonable temperature in the bar, but that may only be due to the fact that it was in the 50s outside. The bands played in the back of the bar in an alcove/side room deal and it made a lot more sense. The sound was still deafening and subject to random strangers twiddling the knobs on the mixer, but overall not too bad. Free music is the best thing (only thing?) Mr. Roberts has going for it. Its biggest downsides: - it's touted as a blue-collar bar, but it's more an excuse to be shabby and dirty than anything; $15 for a 5-bottle bucket of beer is not a good deal, and $5 for a PBR & a rail shot is a special for a couple hours one night a week when it should be the standard price for such a combination - the ladies room is ridiculously tiny and awkward, had a seat that was half hanging off the bowl, and no TP - every surface was dirty or sticky, yuck You probably won't die if you go to see a friend's band play, but supporting a friend should be the only motivation for setting foot inside.
input: Write a positive yelp review.
output: $170 dinner for two, before tip. Happy hour is only in the lounge. Make reservations for the dining room. We sat in the patio. There is nothing to enjoy about the patio other than the weather. Kumomoto oysters - A+! beautifully plated over ice with decorative seashells. Flavored with a lovely fresh citrusy sauce. Butterfish sashimi - Very good. Not as amazing as everyone makes this out to be. The fish has a good firmness. Yellowtail sashimi - thick sliced and very firm Salmon sashimi - very nice Sashimi is served with Fresh wasabi!!! It's the best, the quick heat disappears after you've swallowed it. No horseradish here. Petit filet - sliced small and cooked perfectly. I didn't bother with the sauce on the side. Bone marrow - HUGE! very yummy. Could be overwhelming for some people and would be better shared with a group. Tasted great when topped on the steak. White chocolate brownie - yelp coupon. Topped with ice cream. I wouldn't order this if it didn't come free. Not bad but I'm sure there's a better dessert. Our butterfish never came. So before ordering dessert I finally reminded our server. They brought it out with an excuse that the ticket was lost. We were charged for it. The food is great! I would have liked to check out the happy hour.
input: Write a positive yelp review.
output:
We had dinner the day after Christmas, 2011. It was a great meal. Prix fixe menu of either 4 or 5 courses. You do not have to order the same number of courses, which was a nice option to have. My choices on this day were: quail salad; Kobe beef spears, Wagyu short ribs and panacotta for dessert. They were wonderful choices. The portions were generous. Of the four courses, the Quail salad was my favorite. Four hearty portions of quail pieces and some greens to accompany the dish...it is usually the other way around at other places. Equally impressive were the Picasso paintings on the wall coupled with the Bellagio water show you can see outside. But it is pricey. With wine, it could set you back $150/person. So win a lot of money at the gaming tables before you go.