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Output: When you work 3p - 7a and forget to pack your lunch, your options are limited when you want a midnight meal. My coworkers and wanted to try something new so we ordered from here. I got an Original Calzone which was just sauce and cheese - nothing fancy. The calzone was very bready, that wouldn't be such a problem if the dough actually had flavor and wasn't so dry. Once I cut into the thing, the dryness wasn't an issue because the sauce was so watered down the dough eventually became soggy. Lacking flavor and spice, it was definitely not worth $9. My friend ordered a salad and fries which looked pretty decent, she wasn't happy with the fries because she told them 'well done' and they weren't crisp enough but she did enjoy the salad. We may give this place another try, but I'll definitely order something else.

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Output: I've been to this cafe rio several times and although the food isn't great, it's a closer drive than the cafe rio on Stephanie. Most times, their rice is hard, beans are undercooked or just look like they have been sitting out for days. Even the area where they make the food looks super unsanitary. Today I waited 30 minutes in line only to get to order and find out they're out of pork and chicken. If you're going to be out of something, you should at least tell the people waiting in line! I wouldn't suggest this location. I'd rather take the drive for better food and service.

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Output: Been here many times and enjoyed it, but VERY upset I just drove downtown, paid to park in a garage, bought coffee and bought beans to take home (spent $16), and sat down to catch up on some work, only to find that they turn off wi-fi on Saturdays and Sundays!! Are you kidding me? It's not even busy in here (9:30 on a Sunday). I totally understand no wi-fi on a Farmers' Market Saturday, but this is ridiculous. Now I have to either go home and work or start this routine all over again and buy another coffee at another coffee shop and set up my laptop there. Collectivo has just lost a lot of future business from me. This is really disappointing.

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We were hungry and disappointed after waiting all evening to go to Wicked Spoon, only to discover they closed at 9pm. The first place that looked inviting was D.O.C.G., but the thoroughly bored hostess almost turned me off. She told us it was more casual than Scarpetta next door, so we went in. The decor was old world with what looked like a winetasting bar along one wall. First of all, our young waiter was great. However, the extremely noisy and drunk party at the table next to us made us both want to leave. Our waiter assured me the party was leaving and soon, they were gone. The bread our waiter brought was cold and we sent it back to get warmed up. Really? My wife couldn't find anything that she liked, but she knew how hungry I was. The menu was very difficult to read with the small print and low light. Next, the prices were very high for what I consider casual dining, but I chalked it up to being in Vegas. I ordered the sausage pizza and an Italian cabernet sauvignon. Wow. My wife had a slice of the pizza and she described it as Domino's-level. I was inclined to agree. The crust had a gluten-rich chewiness that I liked, but the toppings were flavorless. The cab was boring WAY overpriced at $18.00. What a rip-off. When the waiter asked how things were I lied. It wasn't his fault and at that point, we were done. Never again.