input: Write a negative yelp review.
output: I was so disappointed in this hotel. It was my first trip to Vegas and I have always wanted to stay at the Luxor. It really didn't take long for me to figure out it was a mistake. we stayed in a pyramid room instead of the towers. After checking in we went to the elevator and that is where I noticed the buttons. For floor number 6 instead of having a metal number like all the other floors it actually had been drawn on with a SHARPIE pen! I was appalled but kind of laughed it off. Once we reached our floor and got out I noticed the carpet in the hallway was starting to pull up and looked like it needed to be tightened. Once we opened the door to the room a wave of heat hit me like a ton of bricks. I get that they don't leave the AC on all day but it had to be 90* in there! I walked over to the wall unit and cracked it up but it looked so old and out dated. It never seemed to work properly. The TV/dresser cabinet was so banged up and a drawer pull was missing. There was also no room service menu to be found. I was so upset, this is not how I wanted my first experience in the wonderful Las Vegas to be. We stayed for 4 nights and for 3 of those nights there was a used room service cart sitting in the hallway. Also some beer bottles sitting on top on the garbage can by the elevator. If you are are wanting to plan a trip and want to stay in Luxor, I suggest you wait until they do some MAJOR remodeling. Better yet stay more in the center of the strip. Everything was so outdated here and it was all and all just an unpleasant experience. I know one thing for sure... I will NEVER stay in this hotel AGAIN!
input: Write a positive yelp review.
output: Went there this morning with a couple friends who are locals. I encouraged us to go based on the incredible reviews and one of my friends who has gone really enjoyed it.. Needless to say we were not disappointed. First of all, we were warmly greeted by the manager David, who made it a point to ask us for all our names after we ordered. We came in just planning to get a few juices and smoothies, but left trying quite a few items on the menu. After ordering Raw Vegan Superfood smoothie (which is so tasty and creamy), we ended up staying for a lot longer. First of all, the LGBTQ Sandwich - OK, I've had BLTs and I've had Bacon Jam. The housemade bacon jam is a godsend. There is nothing I've had like it, it's meaty, savory, smokey, and sweet. Get this sandwich! David also made an off menu sandwich for us called "The Complicated Order", it's a GLBTQ crossed with "The What What" (which is a fantastic sandwich in itself). AWESOME, even better than the LGBTQ. The scones we tried (Bacon Jam and Poblano Cheddar) as well as the Cinnamon Toast Crunch cookie and the Loving vs. Virginia (a brownie baked with a chocolate chip cookie on top) were all unique, but most importantly, incredibly tasty. We also sampled the Swedish Oatmeal, which was yummy along with being satisfyingly creamy and hearty. We also had a chance to meet Paul, the chef and I made it a point to tell him how awesome everything is. Along with David, I'd definitely make it a point to stop by here whenever I'm in town. For a healthy or sinful snack or meal, you've got to check the Bronze Cafe out!
input: Write a positive yelp review.
output:
This place is really the direction that I hope Las Vegas is heading. This is the South-Strip big brother of the Downtown Container Park. Shamelessly more tourist- and chain-centric than Container Park, but awesome in its own right. The adultness of the retailers is obvious, but not so overbearing that you do not feel awkward taking your kids here (during the day and early evening). In fact, they will love it. Brooklyn Bowl positively rules. If you could take House Of Blues, combine it with a bowling alley, and throw in some great food, great bars, and cabana-like service, you might get the idea. We spent an hour-and-a-half here at 1pm with our kids and were treated like royalty. Seeing a show here is going to be ridiculous. Squeeze took me a few minutes to figure out. I walked in the east door thinking, "Oh, a candy shop." I saw a wall of various drink vessels, some quite large on the west wall. When I walked up and realized I was in a candy shop surrounded by a wall of self-serve margarita machines, it was an 'ah-ha' moment. Like a Roald Dahl book infused with ethanol. Pretty cool. There are a lot of restaurants and retailers here that I only walked by, but it looks like a step in the right direction. Yes, I have been to The Grove and other similar, established places - but for Las Vegas? This is good stuff. Don't compare, just enjoy. Vegas, I like where you have been and I really like where you are going. Lets keep mixing the two together and see what happens.