Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: I'm not really sure how to feel about The Dogs. Myself and my colleagues visited here just prior to Christmas for a little lunch. We had three courses and although I can't fault the absolutely delicious main I had of a beef burger with red onion jam and bacon (which was STUNNING), my dessert left quite a lot to be desired. I ordered something which doesn't seem to be on the menu any more, but was a winter berry and toffee mess with marscapone. It was a pretty "ok" dessert, but what really brought it down was discovering that part of the packaging for the marscapone had made its way into my dessert. The owner David was serving us and I let him know about this. He took it back to the kitchen without saying much of anything about it and I was left to sit a bit confused about whether I was getting a fresh dessert or we'd just be comped for that one. I had been a bit put off by that point so didn't really want a fresh dessert. He eventually reappeared with a new dish and I felt a bit of a tit having to refuse it. To his credit he did explain that the packing was perfectly harmless, but no one ever likes to find something they weren't expecting in their food. We were sat in the back room of the Dogs and although there was an obvious theme running through (dogs, unsurprisingly!) and the mismatched chairs and pews were a nice touch, the decor has seen better days. Some might call it decor with character, but I felt it crossed the line a little into tired. Speaking of character, the owner David's a bit of a character in himself and he may not be everyone's cup of tea as he's pretty plain spoken and can come across as stand-offish if he's serving you, but he's also one of The Dogs charms if you like a bit of banter and an honest, forthright business owner. I probably wouldn't recommend The Dogs in a hurry, but may give them a second chance myself at some point.
Q: negative

A: Went there yesterday and horrible service. I ordered the family meal and the girl that helped us had no Idea what she is doing. Can't take an order correctly, then she says I have to pay with my card because she can't accept cash. When we were waiting for our food they were literally standing there talking instead of getting our order ready. They also forgot the cake they give u with the family meal. Do not go there unless u want rude and horrible service!!!
Problem: What would be an example of an positive (OPTIONS:
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Answer: I had a wonderful boba from here. The drinks are great. The service was okay. They were nice but not overly friendly. Either way the boba is great stuff!!
Input: OPTIONS:
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Output: Well, we went back again since we had such a good meal and service the last time but left disappointed! I had raved to my folks after the last time, they went and had a dismal experience. I had to go back and see if there was any redemption to be had. We bought a pitcher of frozen margaritas. Not a good idea, being frozen and all. We tried to pour it and it inundated (it will almost all pour out in one mass!) the tiny glasses we were given, making for a sloppy mess. The mess was made and our sorry waiter (he wasn't sorry for it, he was just a sorry waiter) just throws a couple of towels on the table, doesn't even bother to help, and wanders off. (It was not even busy! More on him later!) The margaritas were very, very weak. Not much flavor at all. It was so frozen that you easily got brain-freeze. What made matters worse was that we were given straws that are the equivalent of coffee stirrers to drink out of. The appetizer was potato-skins. The skins themselves were overcooked and greasy at the same time. Innards were decent. Wednesday nights are "Brewmaster Steak Nights", where it's $10.99 for a 9 oz. Steaks were fair, not very flavorful, and A-1 was a definite must. Baked potato was not warm enough to melt the butter or cheese. Fries were so-so. Caesar salads were too "stalky" and there wasn't much flavor from the dressing. Potato soup was once again very good. Our waiter was a bit absent-minded. He only had 2 tables to wait on and seemed to wander around a lot, not really doing anything. He forgot our waters which was fine because of the amount of water we were ingesting from the quickly-melting pitcher of frozen margaritas that would continually thin out what little flavor it had to begin with. It took awhile to have our order to be taken, Heck, even those nifty little sweet biscuits took a little while to come to our table and we got them as soon as we sat down the last time. Apps, salads, and food were brought out in a timely manner but little things like the A-1 sauce or extra napkins wasn't quick enough. I'm on the fence about going back. The previous trip with just eating sandwiches and the Pina Colada Milk-Shake was great, but I don't think I would come back for a steak. Your pal, Walter
Q: negative

A:
This post office stole a $2000 laptop that was shipped by my wife. The package never made it to the local sort facility. The station manager is unhelpful as well as the other managers there. Also be wary of there employees they lie. A lady told my wife couldn't buy tracking on a priority mail item going to me down range at an APO because the employee said the military doesn't like tracking numbers on stuff going down range which is a total lie, amazon, ect all come with tracking numbers when items are sent to an APO. Needless to say we filed a claim as my item was insured for $2000 and now the postal investigators are looking at video tape to see who stole my package either the clerk at the register the driver. Needless to say we've been going through the run around with this post office and hopefully I will get my money back and someone goes to federal prison for stealing mail. Long story short AVOID THIS PLACE LIKE THE PLAGUE!!!!