Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: When a place is so popular they don't need to give a shit about customers to get business.. they still should. That's just business ethics. I'll spare you the details of my experience. suffice to say, very rude.
Q: positive

A: We love this place and travel forty minutes to get there. My boyfriend is from Iran and both of us find the food to be excellent. The atmosphere is really romantic and relaxing. We joke that the place is like one of those cartoons where there is a little tent in the middle of the desert and once you enter it you're in a palace. Its set just off the side of the road with hardly any other businesses in its complex. You walk in the restaurant and there are beautiful window tapestries, starry ceilings, a fountain, an upstairs bar, a separate room for entertaining. We are almost always greeted and seated quickly. Food has always been served at a nice pace as well (and I'm reviewing off of about 20 or so visits to this place in the last three years). Servers are very friendly and always bring us extra basil and bread when we ask. Our menu orders traditionally go as such: we both get the house cabernet for 6.00 and its very good. If we are with other people we order the combination appetizer which has several selections, if its just the two of us we go with the hummus which is a must if you are going to make sandwiches with the bread (similar to Indian naan), raw onion, and basil they give you. We share the Persian Room Special (a combination platter for 31.00) that could easily feed four. We eat just our leftovers for 2-3 meals over the next couple days! Includes basmati rice, filet mignon, chicken filet, and koobideh (ground beef) kabob. I always substitute half the rice for zereshk polo. I agree with several other reviewers to try the persian ice cream with the pistachios, very much worth it. We bring restaurant.com certificates with us sometimes and get out around 40.00, even when we don't its very affordable when you think about how many meals it covers over the next few days for two people.
Problem: What would be an example of an positive (OPTIONS:
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Answer: If i had more time i seriously would have ordered a second burger! It was that fraggle-rockin good. I heard so much about this place here on Yelp and im not really one to follow the crowd but the damn place was right around the corner from my office so i had to try it. Found in kind of an odd spot off of Windmill in a small commercial center next to Subway, upon entering the place was decorated rather sparse with a few pictures on the wall and minimalistic style table and chairs but it was nice artwork and the place was clean so nothing wrong there. The service was nothing spectacular but still good enough for me not to hate the place, as the gentleman tried to be as helpful as possible in my selection of lunch. NOW FOR THE FOOD ! So one of my lovely Yelpers took a picture of this amazing "Ronin Burger" and it was love at first site and was the reason i went to this place honestly. I proceeded to order my Ronin with the truffle parm fries.... Ronin - A beautiful terriaki burger with coleslaw, caramelized onions and a fried egg "woot woot" served on a sweet bun. Wholly mother of something!... amazing flavor, little sweet, some tang, and a big portion of tasty in there. Every time a piece of this gorgeous burger hit my plate i proceeded to pick the plate clean of the scrap because i didnt want to waste any of it. So savory, well cooked and executed perfectly in a bun. It takes alot to get 5 stars out of me an they got it, in a simple hamburger. Parm truffle fries - These were soso, sure tasty, sure light crispy and flavorful but nothing to write home about in my book. They did come with a small side of sun dried tomato goo that went well with them but still i was way more into the burger than anything else at the table. People i tell you im real big on a good burger and at a reasonable price, Burger Bar use to take my vote for my favor burger spot but they have just been over taken by Bachi. I will go back to try another one of these well crafted burgers and advise you all to do the same. Burger - 10/10 Fries - 8/10 Service - 8/10 Location and atmosphere - 8/10
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Output: Sigh, was so excited but... So, the bar was the best part. It had a great beer selection on tap. The rave reviews end there. Strike 1 - seriously. No Coors Light? (Not for me, but this should be a staple) Strike 2 - did I stutter when I ordered because this is not what I ordered. Strike 3 - food was eh. Strike 4 - Bathrooms were inoperational. Had to walk down the street to another restaurant Strike 5 - so my actual bill is higher than what is stated on the slip you gave me? Conclusion - I hope this was opening jitters but I will probably not be back for food. Saving grace was the bar and will definitely stop back in for a drink.
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output: Everything here is amazing! This place helps inspire great design ideas, and has numerous high quality items to deck your house out with.
Problem: Write a positive (OPTIONS:
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A:
Very delicious and consistent. I've been here numerous times while wide awake, hungover, post-club, etc... and they have never failed me. Their coffee is delicious and service is always great. We've gone here with a lot of people and nobody is ever disappointed. The eggs are cooked to perfection, sausage will melt in your mouth and everything is just really good. I ordered a egg white and vegetable omelette which was customized and it was $20!! So if you want something off of the menu expect to pay. The menu itself is not expensive though. Great place to hit up after a night of alcohol!