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Output: So I was excited to try this place. I've never been to a Brazilian steak house and a group of us were looking for a fun restaurant during restaurant week and a few of our party had been here and gave great reviews. This however is not one of those great reviews.... Now the host staff was great. I made reservations a few days in advance for a party of 4 and the day of went from a party of 4 to 6 and they were more then accommodating even given that it was restaurant week and they were booked. Another big star was the food! I've never had quite a dining experience like this! The chefs brought as much food as we could want to our table and everything was delicious! The sides they offered at the shared buffet were also hot and appetizing and kept fresh! Not sure how much it is when it's not restaurant week but we all got our money's worth! Now the not so great..... As much as the food and hostess were well above par I will not be returning. Our server Clinton made the experience annoying and unfulfilled. This being a fine dining experience I believe Clintons talents would be better served at a Waffle House. He was the worst sort of server. Showed up at the beginning and end of the meal only. He did not seem to enjoy his job at all. The drinks were brought by another server. Our plates were cleared by SA's. All extra adult beverages were ordered by a girl server (who largely took care of our party of 6). I don't know her name but she was beyond helpful stopping whenever we were looking around for Clinton. She even over heard our party singing a quiet Happy Birthday and without asking brought the birthday girl a candle lit dessert to celebrate. She was beyond amazing and having her as a server would have changed a large chunk of this review. When Clinton finally came over to explain desserts that are clearly displayed next to the buffet he was shocked and surprised to already see an empty Flan plate with no knowledge or care that there was a birthday at the table. Something he would have caught if he interacted with his guests in any way. Now while my dismal service experience can be over looked with the attentiveness of the server who didn't get the added 18% grat on our 6 top this final chapter cannot be overlooked. A young man who worked there stood at an opening on and off during the night and almost every time I saw him he was visibly eating. He mouth full munching on something. The he went as far as licking his fingers after!!! Multiple times! Then while licking his fingers brought us our boxes up desserts!! The level of health code violations were too much to handle! Just eww. Just glad no one got sick after eating there. Next time I'm sticking to Chima's I hear their better anyway.

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Output: The food was delicious I had the California Omelette I highly recommend it! The staff is very nice and attentive will definitely come back.

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Output: Dropped off cleaning the other day & found El Molino by accident down several spaces. It was so good I posted it on Facebook! Very simple place, but clean with immediate attention & great prices! I had an imported Pacifico beer & order of 3 beef rolled tacos with guacamole, lettuce & tomatoes for less than $10! I LOVE Mexican food & I shall be back!

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Read this to avoid all of Bellagios BS: There are 2 Valet locations, one North and one South. DO NOT check in at the North location (behind the fountains) or you will have to cart your luggage all the way through the casino, it's a haul. speaking of check-in, wow, these ladies need a lesson in customer service. Horrible attitudes and unbelievably slow. BRING A SMALL COFFEE MAKER and some starbucks in your bag; there are NO coffe makers in the room and room service will set you back about 6 bucks per cup, voila! Each time you enter the elevator you must show a room key, feels like your in Costco. God forbid any terrorists would storm the Bellagios rooms. Ask for 2 room keys per person, if you forget your card, Vinnie the Nose will drag you to the front desk to prove your identity, classy. Where is the Safe??? It's kind of fun hunting for it if you like treasure hunts when you check in, otherwise you will spend 1/2 hour of your life that you will never get back. Of course, it's in the nightstand drawer...brilliant!! Forget the slots...tighter than an Italians pocketbook. If you don't like smoky casinos stay away, especially at night it is possibly the worst on the strip, except for maybe Red Rock. To see the fountains, ask for a room on a least the 7th floor or above. Your drapes open with a button next to the nightstand, homage to The Hangover and Ceasar Velotche! At the pool, put something on your towel if your going to go for a drink or a drip, or the towel trolls will snatch yours up. If you don't want to pay 15 bucks for a watered down drink at the pool, sneak in a few airline size bottles of vodka or rum and just get a regular drink. Also by the elevators is a nice gift shop with booze, mixer, etc. IF you have decided to go to Le Cirque be very very careful what you order, the price goes up exponentially every time you open you mouth or shift in your seat. If you add the wine flight to your choice, it's $179!!! Salute!! The good; Bathroom, deep tub and great water pressure, beds are good quality, decor is nice, that's about it. Oh yeah and the crepes place downstairs is very cool with the chocolate fountains. And the art museum was a nice touch.