Sentiment analysis: Thank god Michelle reviewed this place. She's taken me here before and IT RULED but I coudn't remember the name. I wish we had a place like Michael's even half as good in Minneapolis. Every single time I have frozen custard it tastes like butter and, while some may find that awesome, it happens to make my gag reflex go crazy. The custard at Michael's is pretty much perfect and the root beer is SO good. I don't even like root beer that much but I would drink this stuff every day if I could. I'm sure I'd love the K-9 custard, too. Who cares, I'm sure it's ten times better than the solid half and half a lot of places are trying to pass off as custard around here.
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positive

Sentiment analysis: Call and see how long the wait is before you go! They take your vitals as soon as you sit down, that way if you leave because the wait is too long they can still charge you. I have been waiting 1 1/2 hours and have seen five others leave in frustration. So much for speedy service. Will be last time I come here, I would steer clear!
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negative

Sentiment analysis: After any drunken night, I crave soup because it's warm and seems to sooth my mind so I look at the menu and see homemade chicken broth soup and as I look down you can add matzoh balls, golden noodle, or both, so I was thinking....hmm maybe I should just ask the waiter if they have chicken noodle soup, you know the soup that comes with actual chicken, celery, and carrots, the waiter said yeah they have it, and of course, it wasn't. It was pretty much a plate of noodles, and a separate container of hot chicken broth that tasted like the soup you get from instant noodle packets...oh well. My friends opted for their huge sandwiches (even a random customer asked if we wanted some lol) which run for about $20+, now picture you're holding a sandwich, now extend your fingers as far as you can, it's bigger than that, so obiously first instinct you think of, "ya I can probably share this" then you look back at the menu and realize they charge you $3 extra for sharing...lolwat. Oh yeah, extra bread is extra. Other than that, service was good, and they have some pickles for you when you sit down.
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negative