Problem: Write a positive (OPTIONS:
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A: I don't know why this place has gotten so many thumbs dowwwwn! While I didn't even know it existed until yesterday, I was surprised to discover a bright and shiny pimped out modern diner. Sounds tacky, but it was actually pretty swank with a classy bar, funky bar stools and booths, and a top floor area with loads of seating for couples or small groups. This place is apparently known for its cocktails and the bartender took my indecisiveness (I was merely just feeling brain dead) as a cue to whip me up a tequila infused concoction that was tasty - and tart. The menu is slick with loads of different kinds of starters, salads, pasta dishes and burgers to choose from. I had some calamari to go with my boozy drink, while my friends ordered a bunch of dishes that all looked yummy and delicious. They seemed happy...but, I never know if it's because they are tipsy or they just generally love life no matter where they are. I'm going with A and B. Our server was also very friendly and courteous. So, I have to ask myself - Why all the haters hating on Deville Dinerbar? I really don't know...all I know is, don't hate - appreciate!
Q: positive

A: Best place I visited in Madison, hands down, and I went to a lot of places. Unpretentious, fun, casual local bar with intriguing microbrew choices on tap. Bonus points for cute cow decor!
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer: Went there for lunch and had a Chicken chopped salad. There was not a lot of chicken and it was not cheap! Everything is already made and it is re-heated after you order it.
Input: OPTIONS:
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Generate a negative review for a place
Output: I don't get it... maybe it's just me, but the smoked meat was bland, the pickled tongue was melee, bland and fell apart into a gross mess. The service so horrible that we were finished our sandwiches by the time the french fries arrived, and that was part of a continuous dance of food that kept on arriving from the kitchen in drips and drabs. The brine pickle had no crunch and the cole slaw was overly sweet. The kishka wasn't kishka.. no carrot, no onion, was there even matza meal in there? What did they do? (My grandmother is turning in her grave from having witnessed that kishka!) And it wasn't cooked enough to make the skin have any crispiness. The owner had a loud arguments with customers in front of us. And bacon and cheese on a deli menu? There is just too much on this menu. And seriously, John Catucci should be ashamed of himself for telling people "You Gotta Eat Here!" or was he simply hoodwinked by them serving better food that they served us. Anyone have a gun, because that is what it is going to take to get me back here.
input: Write a negative yelp review (OPTIONS:
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output: The wait staff seemed stuffy! The waiter could not even crack a smile! Customer service was almost non existent only having 2 parties (including us!) They didn't have fresh spring rolls...a real negative in my eyes! My party and I were really looking fwd to them! They charged me $8.00 for 3 glasses of water! I Yelped another spot for Pho....and left! We were so happy that we didn't eat here!
Q: negative

A:
Another Pamela's. Type of place you love or it is just OK. Had a group in for the Holiday's and though this would be good place to go. I know Obama likes the pancakes which are thinner and like crepes, so I tried them. Not my cup of tea. But my cup of tea was good. Also, tried a vegetable omelet, and veggies were still cool. The Lyonnaise potatoes are good. Place was crowded and had a line waiting for tables, then service was slow and had trouble getting the check. Decor is art deco 1960 combination.