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An example of an negative review: We came for lunch just before it got busy. As first timers, I had no idea what to expect. The location was fantastic with great views of the Fountain. We were greeted and sat on the patio. Weather was perfect. I ordered crab cakes and husband had a breakfast meal. He was very happy with his breakfast and beer. My Diet Coke tasted very heavy on the soda water and weak in flavor. But OK. Things happen. I was surprised by the crab cakes. I don't meet many foods I don't like, but the three small disks were barely breaded or coated at all. While slightly crunchy when the fork went in, I was never able to get it to stay together to carry to my mouth. It was warm crab salad in a thin toast shell. This was every one of them. Fine. At least they were edible. The sauce with a fancy French name that was served with it was nothing more than very salty thousand island dressing. No, really. I had my husband taste some and asked him what he thought and he said "Thousand Island?" I have had crab cakes in all sorts of locations. But for this price? I consider $8.99 ridiculous for the quality. It was so salty I was worried something might have soured or gone bad in it. My husband noted the TVs mounted outside just under the patio overhang, but remarked that with the bright sun surrounding it, there was no way the screen could be seen during the day. We won't be back. Also, how nice that the owner has friends willing to write lovely reviews, but so many negative experiences by so many people covering the same things is not a fluke. People aren't "ugly" because they choose to write a review that is not complimentary. I hope they get it together soon.

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An example of an negative review: We BEG ALOT nail shop! OMG they STAY adding 5 dolla more! I REMEMBER why I stopped going there by the time I abruptly left because the nancy chick started working on another chicks nails at the same time as mine UUGGHH! they are MONEY DRIVEN no real sentiment for keeping repeat customer and for that I'll be going to EVERY nail shop in Arizona until I feel I have one that actually caters to Me. Pro Ten nails SUCK BIG TIME! You can find a BETTER nail salon THEY SUCK EGGS!! GREEDY nancy & tina UUGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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An example of an positive review: I crave good German food which is hard to find in Arizona, but I found it! I tried their daily special, rouladen which was excellent! The meat was so tender that it just fell apart when it touched my fork. The homemade mashed potatoes were thick and flavorful and were topped with the delicious rich gravy from the rouladen. There was also a side of yummy red cabbage. It also came with a cup of soup which was yummy! I hope this place gets some traffic since it's hidden in a slow mall on the corner of Alma School and Southern. I'll be back to try their specials again!

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An example of an negative review: Boo. Just went there and got a pretty expensive pedicure for $25. I sat next to someone who got there before me, same pedicure deal yet I was done before she was! My manicurist seemed so lazy and not into doing my nails that it shows. She cut off too much skin around the nail beds that now two toes are bleeding and she barely scrubbed/massaged my feet. I was getting jealous of the person next to me, her manicurist seemed so friendly and happy to do her job while mine looked like she hated life. And I was getting the butt-end of her anger. So sad, nothing feels worse than being treated badly/unfairly and having to pay for it as well. And I'm not the type of person to not tip even if you did a horrendous job, there goes $30 I'll never see again. Recommend not going here, go to Slick Nails down a couple of blocks. They're much more professional and they'll let you pick out your own slippers to take home, unlike this place.