IN: I had never seen any of the Scary Movies , and happened to notice in the paper that one was on TV tonight . So I watched it . Well , half of it . It was exactly what I had expected - bland , stupid , telegraphed American humour with its only clever moments being more accidental than planned .
What did I feel about Scary Movie after watching it ?

OUT: It was a typical bland scary movie just as I expected

IN: My camera has gone missing . Not an unusual situation for me to put something in " a special place " and then forget entirely where that special place might be . I ' ve found my cell phone in kitchen cabinets and in the fridge from time to time . I ' ve checked both those places , and no luck yet .
What may be a plausible fact about myself ?

OUT: I have problems with short - term memory .

IN: So we actually did make a valiant effort to burn the rat - house down before the new closing date . And by " valiant effort , " I mean that we flipped the breakers back on out of curiosity after the a / c and lights conked out half - way through our measurement - taking for baseboards and paint estimates . Enter sparks , flames , and a realtor whose vocabulary was pretty much reduced to " Really ? "
What cause the realtor to ask " really ? "

OUT:
We started an electrical fire by throwing the breaker .