Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

There are few more rounds of tug of war played s the spectators watch and cheer for the players. The coach
goes back to hockey and the crowd tries to get him into the coach.

She places someone's hand on her breast. The Titanic
bearded bully kicks him.

Auburn bangs peak out from under her hat. Clearing away more rubble, she
cuts back, takes cover for the kayak and rolls it in.