Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: I agree with John A. Its incredibly Mediocre. The stores here are not really stores I usually shop in and if they are (Cole Haan, Pottery Barn, RL) I can find them elsewhere. They get 1 star for having a nice Macys and another for having Saks. But honestly, I kept wondering if I was in the wrong place! The women's boutiques are not well stocked or are traditional mall stores, and the only place to eat if you're shopping alone is Coffee Plantation. (I think...at least I couldn't find anything else....) It does have the Cap Grille which I like but thats not enough to bring me there to shop. Honestly, I don't see how one could shop here over Scottsdale Fashion Sq. The stores just don't compare.
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A: Chompie's is a fun place to go in AZ. My kids saw the Jewish Slider Challenge on Man v. Food so when we were in the area visiting family, it was high on our list of attractions (and there's not much to do in AZ). The mall that Chompie's is in is not that great (not when you think about the Scottsdale Fashion Plaza...but I digress). When you walk into Chompies, you think for a second that you've walked into a Jewish deli/bakery in NY. There are lots of roomy booths. The waitstaff is pretty nice and attentive. The bakery has 2 full cases of cakes and cookies- all of your NY classics- 3 color cookies, macaroons, black and white cookies, jam cookies, canolis. It's a diabetic nightmare, but so tasty! I've been here 3 times. Had the Jewish sliders every time! Don't forget to order extra gravy for dipping. The matzo ball in the matzo ball soup is too tough, but really huge. I also have had the stuffed cabbage and really enjoyed the tart, sweet, savoryness!
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer: Terrible service, not enough staff to keep up, not enough glasses to serve beer. Had to drink out of a plastic cup. new guy trying to service the whole bar while titsmcgee helped only one table. Only able to get one drink in an hour....then to make matters worse the scraggly a hole behind the bar kept busting out the emergency exit to get more beer. He got mad because we closed the door after him not knowing he was the help, thought he was just another pissed off patron waiting an hour on a refill. Never ever going back...stay away.
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Output: DO NOT GO HERE! An hour after we returned home my dog started licking his stomach and crying. He had razor burn all over his stomach. When confronted Cindy started yelling and refused a refund even after the vet said it was because of her terrible grooming. I have posted pictures of the burns on my dogs stomach, however Yelp has removed them because they are horrific.
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output: LOL. These other reviews make me laugh. So I've gotten weird solicitations from crackheads here at night so my BF was with me until I was on the bus. So the other people here arent alone in this. That was my first time and the only way I can get out of Vegas for cheap on a holiday weekend to see my mom last minute. Kinda scary but not the worse. A scarier stop I can think of is Downtown LA greyhound which is located in slum city....like streets and alleys adjacent have tents and carts parked up and drumcan fires. Had to pick up a friend there....and it was daytime and equally scary as this place as night. Nighttime there...fuck that- my friend can take a cab to main, safer Downtown where I'll be waiting. It's almost like every greyhound is in a seedy area though. Seedy areas for a shady company. Now I have patience and am fairly objective and give chances to companies but never again greyhound. Last incident, my second time taking GH: Tried to buy tickets online and it wouldnt go through...it says "try again" etc....next day I tried again and it went to a blank page. Looked at my debit card right before the day I needed to go to Cali and saw I was charged twice. Figured I'll go straighten it out in the station and just get my one ticket and refund the other. There was no tickets there for me. But I was charged for two roundtrips?! She said to call corporate. It was early morning and those pencil pushers werent open/answering yet. So fine, I'll buy another ticket. It wouldnt go through because of the two ticket purchases my card wouldnt let it. It was 30 minutes until the bus was leaving. Tried to see if I can call my bank to maybe tell them to authorize it- it's still closed. Tried an ATM, my card is completely frozen. My mom in law didnt have cash. I had to go home, get cash from grandma and take a later bus. It was screwing up a bit of my plans, but I can make it for most of the days itinerary still....until the bus is delayed an hour plus boarding time....hour and a half. Later I realize this too wasn't as fast as the morning bus, this one had a meal break as this was a connector bus for people going farther than Los Angeles. Damn....so 2 extra hours plus the 4 1/2 to get there. Forget all the plans. I was gonna make it for dinner if I rushed from the station. On my return trip, my mom was late in getting me as her shift relief got stuck in traffic and she cant leave her patient alone. Got at the station in time to buy a ticket and such. The bus left without me! I was at the station buying a ticket The ticket sales dude forgot maybe o say hold on!! My mom chased the bus and I was waving and trying to show the man my ticket. He looked but no action. We were at coming to a stoplight...if he wanted to he could have let me in during that light. I had to take a 6am express flight back to Vegas so I can make it to work. They canceled the two charges on my debit card but would not refund my ticket from the bus leaving since I was "at fault for not showing up earlier". I was there buying my ticket- they left me, 5 minutes earlier than scheduled too so I thought I should've been safe. This was some sort of cosmic karma joke I thought, but after telling friends and family- many offered stories of GH mishaps. Never again. No "last minute" trips using Greyhound.. Booking 3 weeks ahead for the Southwest Airlines "Wanna Get Away?" specials or driving or I'm not coming at all if so and so decide they are having a birthday party this weekend afterall. I'm staying home!
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I stopped here after Lunch for some Baklava.......well........ That was by far the WORST Baklava I've ever eaten. I was so disappointed, after reading the reviews I was expecting something that would knock my socks off. I ordered 1 piece of walnut and 1 piece of pistachio. They looked perfect (see pics) Boy are looks deceiving, I bit into soaking sticky wet Goosh, it was so soggy and stale at the same time, I literally spit it out along with the next bite of the pistachio piece, both not worthy of swallowing, it was that bad! I guess I'm spoiled, nobody makes Baklava better than my Mom or my Gramps, I need to make a trip home. 1 star for their Baklava, I'll have to go back to rate the food,maybe.