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Output: Store review: In my short time in Champaign, I still can't make up my mind about county market. The stores vary in size and quality of food that can be purchased. Since I have been only to 3 so far this is on average ground. The store is a bit larger than the other ones, but it appears to have a low turn around so the food does not appear as fresh. There is a discount 1 dollar bin as well. All and all I think I will have to go to the other county market on kirby which has the carribou. That is the best location so far. Pros: occasionally good sales, closer than meijer Cons: smaller store, not as fresh as other location Hidden deals: Sign up for max card mall which is a card that earns points toward gift cards. You can also select online coupons to load to your card from the website.

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Output: I'd like to add on something new here to the twenty+ reviews here beyond what you've most likely already learned (Pokey Sticks are a must try for any UofI-an, greasy cheesy goodness, and pizza is just so-so) and tell you a little about this mostly unknown deal that they have called the Gumby's Giveaway. Basically, it's a deal offered 7 days a week that allows you to buy any size pizza or Pokey Sticks and get another pizza or Pokey Sticks of equal/lesser value free. So if you're going to buy from here, make sure you ask about this deal. However, in my experience, a lot of the time, the workers will deny having such a deal or spout some nonsense about it only being on Tuesdays either because they don't want to give it or they don't know about it. Whichever the case, there are coupons for it if you can find one, but the best place to get it at is campusfood.com since it's listed there as an order. Anyway, two for one, Gumby's sounds even better now, doesn't it? However, on the bad side, their pizza is often inconsistent, sometimes having very nice ingredient ratios and other times being too greasy or runny. Pokey's are usually pretty well-made but can be a bit on the doughy side at times. You'll almost definitely want marinara or some other sauce to go with the sticks as they are basically just pizzas with the sauce replaced by seasoning and cheese powder, and you'll need at least two ($0.39 ea) to last you the whole box. Also, Gumby's is notorious for being skimpy with cheese. Yet despite all this, I always find myself going back for more. --- Okay, that's the end of my review. Now it's story time. Back when I was a freshman, a "friend" who had been at U of I for a while told me about these amazing things called Pokey sticks. So during the second week or so, I went out with a few other freshman friends on an epic quest for this place. Too bad we didn't realize at the time how ridiculously far out this place is. It took us at least twenty minutes to walk to this place, minus the time we spent in a random (and I think semi-illegal) pet shop filled with aquatic creatures and passing some XXX store (we didn't stop in...but we did make some calls...I won't go into details). Anyways, with sore feet and broken spirits, we trudged into the small, unsanitary place, pooled our random, beginning-of-the-year coupons together, and got two boxes of Pokey's, as well a sodas from their okay-priced vending machine. So we sit down outside (no chairs inside), open the box, and what did we get?? Two boxes of pizza minus the sauce! WTF?? Definitely not what we were expecting. Not to mention that after all that, there was the super long journey back. We didn't have the proper bus knowledge at the time to know which ones to ride back to our dorms, so an overwhelming fear of getting on a bus and ending up in Springfield made us take the same sad trip home, highly disappointed. Totally breaking the pacing of the story, we eventually learned to love the taste of Gumby's. Maybe it's something they put into the seasoning...

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Output: Way to ruin a good thing PTs! Sitting here 5 min , Place used to have the best PBR on this side of town. The renovations are nice. LED lighting brightens up the bar but looks half ass installed. Nice pool table area where the restaurant side used to be. Yep no more good breakfasts with the family.And the very worst! This place used to have the best steak sandwiches in town. Now it's some processed and high amount of preservatives. Steak was grey ! The corporate monster strikes again.

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This is one of my regular stops, especially on Thursday, which is Prime Rib night (8.99/8 oz and also specials on larger cuts). I also have the Ladies card which nets you 25% off AND there's a good happy hour! Kind of in an out of the way spot (unless you're local to the neighborhood). Very nice on the inside and has plenty of tvs and comfy seating, a large bar, separate dining room and a pool table. BIG PLUS - although there is gaming at the bar, there's plenty of non-gaming seats at the bar as well. I love this. It's one of my pet peeves to go to a bar and not be able to sit because i'm not a gamer. Food: Food is decent, but honestly not always my first choice for dining. They recently revamped the menu and took some of my favorites off. I go for the prime rib night and it's definitely worth the money. It's tender, tasty and a great price. Drinks: I don't often drink beer here but they have an ok selection on tap and in bottles. I normally drink mixed drinks and have been pleased with what I've had. I also have liked many of the "special" drinks that BJs has such as the Marilyn Monroe Vodka with fresh strawberries and lemonade. I've allowed the bartenders to just create something for me and have never been disappointed. Service - From the first day until now (over a year later), the bartenders have been super friendly, fun, and provided fantastic service, especially Stephanie, Elizabeth, Julia, and Joe. Drea rocks the food service. They are there to make sure you have a beverage and a good time. I've never seen them be less than gracious to any and every one who walks through the door. Their capacity for remembering everyone is unreal. I have been in there on happy hour when it's been crazy and they still make everyone feel like they are getting personalized attention. They are wonderful. Overall a fun and friendly hangout that won't break the bank.