In Salon they list The Princess Bride as an all - time great kids movie . Good frackin God , did I despise this pap . I mean , yuck , ick , blow me and so on . Before that was ET . This was the first time I ever hated a film .
Answer the following question: Where did the narrator find out the princess bride was one of the greatest kids movies of all time ?

She found it on a list in a publication called salon .

While I was an idiot for drinking so much , if I had n't I think I would have been in some serious trouble . Of course , if I had n't drunk so much in the first place , I probably never would have fallen . Anyway , my roommate nearly had a heart attack .
Answer the following question: What may have happened after drinking so much ?

I would have gotten hurt by falling .

I thought " pregnancy brain " was supposed to happen in the second trimester , not the first ... and if so , why the hell am I having trouble forming coherent thoughts ( let alone coherent sentences ) ? ! ? ! ? A few ramblings from the last few days ... Our anniversary was really nice . Jeff is , as you all know , the sweetest guy EVER . We were NOT supposed to give each other gifts for our anniversary this year , but the guy never listens !
Answer the following question: What might I mean by " Jeff never listens " ?

He ended up buying me a gift for our special day even though we agreed that we would n't exchange presents .

Because we had left late it was n't long before the sun was going down so I asked for the perfect park up , actually I sung a little song ! and around the next corner was the perfect park up ! harrah - take table and chairs out , drink wine and thank the divine - you know the drill . This park up was sooooo perfect - right on a river complete with men quietly fishing , old Italian geezers playing cards and drinking grappa as the sun set and decking , yes another perfect park up !
Answer the following question: What maybe the reason to post this ?
To describe my day off