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An example of an negative review: Tacky, but not tacky enough to be fun. I'm all for cheesy rhinestone belts and bedazzled t-shirts but this store only carries overpriced goods for aging teenager wannabes (read: cougars). But I might be biased because I really am confused by the people from Electric Ladyland and they own this place too.

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An example of an positive review: So I have a tattoo on my right ankle, well it looks more like a bruise at this point. I have had roughly 14 treatments on it over the years. So when I saw a groupon for tattoo removal I said why not? The guy here is a real pro, he was fast (that is a good thing trust me) and really professional. In about 8 weeks I will be back for a second round. Does it hurt? Hello, it hurts every time I have it worked on.. LOL but soon it will be all gone.. It is in an office park and it is very clean and professional. I was in and out in about 15 min.

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An example of an negative review: One word: disappointing. This buffet gets one star for decor and one star for just having food.

Input: What would be an example of an negative review?
An example of an negative review: Not really sure what I expected from mall food, but it had been a long time since I had a cheese steak, and I was starving. This was awful.