Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: I had high expectations going into this place because of the Certified Italian Pizza. Started off with the Misto. Nice little selection of meats and a little bit of cheese. I liked the addition of the Olives and Artichoke Hearts. I am an Artichoke fiend. Probably the highlight of the meal. I decided to try the Pizza Lasagna. I wanted to see if they were able to capture the essence of a good lasagna. The Ricotta was nice but it did not represent the fusion of Lasagna and Pizza. Fork and Knife deal, it was soggy and wouldn't hold up when folded either. Washed all down with a couple of decent Del Sole. Maybe the other selections are better but you would have to take another Yelper's word for it because I am most likely not to return.
Q: negative

A: What are all these people raving about? After a few months of passing by this place on our weekly trips to Target, we finally decided to give it a try last weekend. We were anything but impressed. I went in with really high hopes for this place since it has so many great reviews. We ordered a large pizza for dine-in, half Farmers Market owing to the server's suggestion and the little heart next to it and half Tuscan Steak and Gorgonzola. When the pizza came, it looked like a joke. For $20, it is a really small pizza. A note to Pizza Fusion: Just because you shape the pizza oblong instead of round and cut it in squares instead of sectors doesn't mean you charge $20 for a pizza which does not even compare to the pizza at other places like Hawthorne, Pizza Peel, Wolfman or Pure Pizza. Yes, I gave you 4 options, visit one and see if you are charging the right price. So everyone says this place is different and has a neat concept. Are they referring to the oblong shape and their "clean" delivery vehicles? WTH? That's no reason for this place to be set apart. If that's all I needed, I would make my own pizza at home and shape the dough all kinds of shapes, hearts, triangles... We decided to sit outside since it was a nice day, but the small tables for two were really crammed in between two big tables as if they were just trying to stuff in tables in tiny spaces just to have a good headcount. Next, our actual pizza. Maybe they were just having a bad crust day but our pizza was really dry. The Farmers Market, zucchini substituted with caramelized garlic was alright, but there were exactly 3 pieces of garlic on the four slices. Same with the Tuscan Steak and Gorgonzola. Although it had enough pieces of steak on it, they were all crowded on two slices, with one slice having none. It all just looked like everything was put together in a hurry, and they were not even busy. I doubt we'll ever be back to this place. You can go suck it up, Pizza Fusion and whatever your "different concept" might be.
Problem: What would be an example of an positive (OPTIONS:
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Answer: I have been to this buffet many times and it is our normal stop as we drive into Vegas. I can say that I enjoyed it alot better before it became popular (especially with the locals) because the line can be well over 2 hours long. Our most recent trip to the buffet was on Christmas eve. We waited in line for over an hour and it was a total clusterf#$k. The line was unbelievably disorganized. The people who had already paid and were waiting to be seated were blocking the path of the people waiting to pay. Because of this the cashiers were not calling people up to the counter to pay and the line seemingly didn't move for an hour. I was scolded by the cashier when I dared to walk up to the counter without being summoned. Our total wait time was 1 1/2 hours, but when we were led into the dining room there were many empty tables. The line could move more efficiently if they would put some sort of system in place and possibly remodel the entrance to the buffet where people queue and pay. Aside from the logistics, the buffet itself is good but not great. For the price it is a good value considering it includes all you can drink beer and wine. My favorite items at the buffet are the Tomato Basil soup and the sweet potatoes. I sat next to a man and watched him down 4 bowls of the tomato soup...it really is that good. Other than that the prime rib is good, and everything else is hit and miss. Like any other buffet some items are better than others. The desserts are good. There is a nice selection of cookies, pastries, and many different flavors of gelato. There is also an espresso bar where you can get drinks with Baileys, amaretto, Kahlua, etc. Personally I think lunch is the best value at $14.95.
Input: OPTIONS:
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Generate a positive review for a place
Output: Great food, there is absolutely no question about that. However my experience could have been a lot better, the service was shit. I don't care about censoring myself here, because that is the only way to properly describe it. That whole high and mighty attitude doesn't fly. Sorry i dont automatically know everything there is to know about your establishment, when its my first ever time eating here. But whatever, Great food. Some of the best food around, but never will I ever eat in house again, ever.
input: Write a positive yelp review (OPTIONS:
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output: Love, love, love Oregano's!!! It's our go to place after a race, and today after the PF Chang's half marathon was no different. We went at 2pm, and we had to WAIT! Like, 15-20 minutes. It was weird, but we saw a lot of fellow racers so that must be what it was. The cheesy bread is delish, the pizza is delish, and the bellini's and pazookie's are out of this world! And the service, wow, I have no idea how they get high school kids to act so friendly and nice!
Input: OPTIONS:
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I had my car brought in for service. The service guy charged me a $120 diagnosis fee for some minor items. They were supposed to fix squealing brakes but my brakes still squeal. He said I needed new tires - which I knew - and then when I asked him if he could match prices to an online store he padded the quote with another charge. I luckily said no and went with the online store. I will never bring my car in again for service. I will go to my usual place, Infiniti of Camelback. I feel they are much more honest.