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An example of an negative review: It's always been okay Thai food (not the best) but unfortunately I had the experience of finding a bug in the curry tonight. Well, my boyfriend found it. His face suddenly turned to disgust and when I looked at his plate no mistakenly was a pretty long leg of what looked like a cricket. There was no denying it because it was still attached to the pelvic region of the insect. I'm a pretty forgiving person but that's incredibly unsanitary. Makes me worry about what goes on back there.

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An example of an negative review: This review is based off of 2 experiences. My 1st experience was about 2 months ago. I came here because they sent a coupon in the mail to my house. I called & they were able to take me right then. The I'd probably rate the massage about a 7.5 on a scale from 1-10. It was really bizzare because the lady who was massaging me kept leaving the room for about 5 minutes at a time which made me pretty anxious. She did this probably 4 or 5 times throughout the whole massage. I finally fell asleep towards the end of my massage so I must have gotten relaxed at some point but after the nap daze faded away I didn't notice enough of a different in the way my body felt to want to come back again. I explored a few other foot spas & had even less enjoyable experiences so I decided to give this place another shot.... 2nd chance. I have a busy day so I make sure to be in their parking lot 5 minutes before they open so I can get seen right away. Their hours say they open @ 10 every day. So @ 10:03 I decide to call them. The girl answers & says "Oh, we open @ 10:30 today" I responded with "Your hours say you open at 10 everyday". She comes back with "Well we had stuff to today". Well, I guess I won't be coming back here any more. I can deal with a slightly decent bizzarley awkward massage, but when you have no respect for other people time or work ethic towards your own business, I have no desire to give you my $$.

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An example of an positive review: The original reviewer covers most of I have to say about this place. Everyone working is fantastic in helping you find what you need. The food is fantastic (I had the kebab) and the servings generous. I probably should have made two meals out of what they gave me, instead of eating it all in one go. If you can apply the concept of hospitality to a grocery store, this place would fit the bill. The grocery is small, but nice, with a variety of spices essential to cooking Middle Eastern and South Asian food, as well as a number of things like pita, mango drinks, figs and dates, and sweets. I've yet to try the butcher. The prices are very reasonable.

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An example of an negative review: We had been waiting for this place to open for a long time. Were stoked to see it was open. Went in on a Thursday night about 7pm and waited about 15 minutes. It is super small inside, the outside is bigger but hey it's like 110 degrees outside! They sat us outside but the misters were great. I didn't mind it at all. Everyone there seemed like they were enjoying themselves. We got drinks from our waiter who was really nice. That was the best thing about it. We ordered 2 appetizers and 2 entrees. Our drinks were empty right away and stayed empty. Then the misters went off...we still had no food after about 40 minutes. The waiter was nice but he was just too busy to stay on top of all of the customers. The food all came out at once, appetizers and entrees. I asked for the misters to be turned back on as it was really hot...some of the other customers were also complaining. They never came back on. My fish and chips tasted frozen and everything was just about cold. My husband said his Mahi tacos were very good. We asked for more drinks and some sauces that never came. We spent about 90 minutes there waiting and sweating. The only positive was the Mahi tacos, so it definitely wasn't worth it. BIG let down.