IN: She never stops talking about completely irrelevant things , she was even talking during today 's test ! I swear , it was taking all my willpower not to spin around and thwack her with my very heavy chemistry book . Also , she had the guts to say " [ insert gibberish here ] is [ insert very vulgar expression here ] in Portuguese ! " To which I turned to her , wide - eyed , and she 's all , " what 's the matter ? "
What may happen after I turn to face her ?

OUT: I tell her to be quiet and then finish taking my test .

IN: Oh , today was my first time sitting on a bike ! I never dared to cos i m scared and apparently , its unsafe ! But i got no choice , cos my nature was calling urgently and the condo 's toilet was locked . Bike ride is rather scary but windy yet thrilling but risky .
What may happened after I rode the bike ?

OUT: None of the above choices .

IN: I was amazed , considering these are people that have no problems calling the father of the groom 's live in girlfriend a " slut " at the RECEPTION . But they decided to mingle with us heathens . THey also did n't want their kids to play with our kids , but , and this is the beauty of kids , kids are n't real concerned about the moral purity of some other kid 's parents . All they care about is , well , in this case , swings , balls , sandboxes , and that cool bug that 's crawling around the table .
What type of event is the narrator attending ?

OUT:
They are at a nuptial ceremony .