input: Write a negative yelp review.
output: If it was possible I'd give them half a star.. just because my Ice Vietnamese coffee w/ condensed milk tasted ok and my friend's taro tapioca drink was ok. Where do I begin, there are soo many negatives that I can write a whole page about this place. First of all, they were rude when taking our order. We waved at 3 waiters and each one told us to wait a minute. Finally, a girl w/ glasses comes over and takes our order but in the middle of it she runs into the kitchen and does not come back until about a minute later. RUDE!! There are pictures of the food on the wall w/ #s next to them. You would think that it corresponds to the # on the menu but NOPE.. its not even numbered the same as the menu. DO NOT ORDER WATERMELON TAPIOCA! The picture on the wall look like the typical watermelon juice drink one would find at ANY tapioca drink place. It should be RED... the ones that we got came out looking like blended pepto bismo!!!! It was PINK... of course we complained and said it doesn't look like anything like that picture. One guy comes over and said oh its because we use a powder! So we refused the drink! We ordered (2) #19 which was like pho tai w/ flanks. One came out and I was still waiting for mine, so finally we got someone's attention and told him we're still missing another one of this (pointing at the first #19 we got). They guy was like whats that, so I said #19, OMG-- they go and open the menu to see what it is and then goes to take the one that we have away. We were like NO what are you doing! We ordered 2 of this, leave this one and bring another. I swear there are a bunch of morons working in this place!!!! STRONGLY ADVISE PEOPLE TO STAY AWAY!!! The food is not even good!!!! Worst Pho EVER!!!!! Paying at the cashier you can feel how sticky the floor was!!!
input: Write a positive yelp review.
output: I don't always eat tortas. But when I do, I prefer Los Reyes. Actually, I've never tried a torta before last night -- and to think, I used to call myself a cultured Mexican food aficionado. This place is bomb, that's all there is to it. I had the pechuga asada torta (bomb), side of guacamole (so bomb), pineapple agua fresca (way bomb), and half of my girlfriend's estillo del rey quesadilla (SUPER BOMB). The guacamole was some of the best I've ever tasted, although I heard some complaints about an overload of cilantro. Man up, cilantro is awesome. The prices were a little high from what I would expect out of a dinky little Mexican restaurant, but I guess after you're featured on Man vs. Food you're allowed to overcharge. Or if your food is this damn good. The next time I go, I'm definitely going to scoop up a strawberry agua fresca -- I tried my friend's, and it was... you guessed it, turbo bomb. It's a little bit of a drive from North Scottsdale, but any man will drive a few extra miles for some good tacos.
input: Write a positive yelp review.
output:
Best New Sushi restaurant in town by far! The White fish soup and specialty rolls were all creative and delicious. Must try the tostadas!