Problem: Shrimp burger good. 48 porc bowl good. ramen good. ice cream good.
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Problem: Every bar I have ever walked into has had an alarmingly poor ratio of men to women (too many men and not enough women). I have often wondered if every bar has too many men, there must be one place where all of the women go. Where is that place? That question was once rhetorical. It turns out, in Scottsdale, Arizona, that place is Barcelona's. We were seated early in the section that is cleared out to make way for a dance floor as later in the night Zooey Boey takes the stage. We started with a few appetizers, of which my clear favorite was the macadamia nut encrusted shrimp; they were incredibly good (I do not even like macadamia nuts). The portions were more than generous for each person at the table. I had the bone-in-ribeye which came with a Bearnaise sauce on the side that was very good. They serve a molten chocolate desert that was heavenly on a soft bed of ice cream. We all left extremely full and even more satisfied with the meal. The place is a little pricey, but Barcelona's is easily my new "go-to" restaurant in Scottsdale. Attire is casual through professional. Barcelona's is located on the Greenway-Hayden Loop east of Scottsdale Road. I can't wait to get back.
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Problem: Now, I guess you can say that my judgement here was a little skewed because I ate here at 2:30 in the morning after coming back from Haze, the new nightclub in Aria (XS is better) and I was lightweight faded, but man was the food good. We started out with the Truffled Potato Chips with Maytag Blue Cheese and man, this sh*t was bomb! I normally don't like blue cheese at all, but it must have been a really good grade because it tasted great and didn't smell at all. After we shared the Spicy Soprasata, Salami Toscana and Pepperoni with Green Chilies Pizza and this even topped the chips! If you've ever read my reviews or been to Gaspare's and ordered the Bruce's Special, you're gonna love this pizza. Not as good, but great in its own way because it's different. Didn't have any trouble with slow service like other reviewers stated, but we did sit at the bar and took it back to the room. Bartender was very friendly and made sure we always had water, lol. I am definitely looking forward to coming here again and sampling items apart from the late night menu. I know Wolfgang has a few restaurants in Vega$ so hit me up if you know of one I should try!
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Problem: Sad, just sad! Sweetie had never been, so we went for their special "All you can eat shrimp w/sirloin." BAD DECISION! Started with the Blooming Onion, how the hell could they screw up one of their signature items???? Burnt outside, and raw and doughy on the inside...WTF??? Asked for medium rare steaks, they were so under cooked, they looked purple and they were ICE COLD! Fries..cold, limp greasy. Shrimp, YUCK!!! You could tell they weren't fresh, the scampi style shrimp were as small as salad shrimp and came with about 4- 5.....Buffalo and fried shrimp were the same small size, yet hidden in massive amounts of breading. NEVER AGAIN! 2 stars is for our waiter Gregory, he was awesome! Too bad the food sucked ASS! $80.00 we'll never see again.......
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