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Output: Unfriendly staff. Overpriced food. Dark as hell inside. Some of the food was fairly good, I'll admit... (Like the bruschetta flatbread, the calamari, the sliders and the carpaccio) but not for the price at all. Only thing probably worth it would be the happy hour on the steaks, where they're half off. What I cannot get over, is that we asked if we could have two separate tables put on one check. Flat out no. We tried getting tables literally next to each other. Still no. Unless the tables were physically touching, they wouldn't put it on the same bill. This made no sense. I've heard of issues separating a bill, but this had me seriously laughing. Oh, and my "the farmer" flatbread came out SO burnt, it's ridiculous. It was almost inedible. Rock hard, completely black on the bottom... the cheese was so overdone it wasn't even white anymore! When I complained and had it returned, I was basically sneered at. We ended up spending $500+ but good service couldn't even be provided. Amazing. Overall, horrible experience. Money not well spent. Next time we are looking for a happy hour, I'll opt for a place with happier employees! PS, the linguini is one of the only dishes on the happy hour menu for a reason. It sucks!

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Output: Had a 6:30 reservation for six on a recent Friday night. There were empty tables so the super slow service was unexplainable and unacceptable. Finally served basic menu items (burgers, Reuben, fish fry) about 7:30. One person had to wait an additional ten minutes for a BLT. Forced to shovel down very average food to make 8:00 show at Overture Center. Waitress comped the appetizers, thus the one star.

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Output: Came here for my first year anniversary. It was truly the best meal we've ever had. The omaha steak was incredible, cooked on the bone and then served already cut in two halves ready togo.the wine was perfect for our meal. The service is top notch! Considering everything from the food, service, experience,and atmosphere it's money well spent!

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Just got a spray tan today. Felt super comfortable with Alex. My tan came out super even and the exact color I wanted. I'm extremely happy with the results and the price: $30 if you have a student ID.