Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer: I have trouble ordering tea when I'm out because it's such a simple thing to make. I know there are a lot of nuances to the preparation, like everything else, that can give you a plethora of subtle variation that you wouldn't get if it was made incorrectly. However, I still can't stand paying for it. However, Te Cafe has a great selection of gourmet teas that make the stop worth it. It's the kind of stuff that, unless you were a tea connoisseur, you would never be tasting. Their menu is full of teas all with names that vary from mundane, to Japanese, to just plain odd. I've been to the Te Cafe a few times but last night I ordered the "Kokeicha". It's a kind of smokey green tea that you steep for 3 minutes. I tried to order a tea by the name of "gunpowder" but they were sadly out of it. The man behind the counter informed me that the "Kokeicha" was very similar. The tea was great and, honestly, even when something's not your cup of tea you have a fun experience. It's something you usually don't get to try on your own. Who would honestly buy 23 dollars worth of loose leaf tea that they've never tried? I'll leave it to the Te Cafe to let me sample them a pot at a time. Every time I enter the cafe the staff are friendly, accommodating, and most of all informative. They know their way around tea so someone who is completely ignorant, as I am, can get a little guidance. It's a fun place to relax and enjoy a beverage you usually wouldn't; how often do you drink gunpowder at home?

Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer: best east coast style thin crust in vegas. nuf said.

Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer:
The guy actually said we weren't in a smoking room, that it was "smoking optional." My wife replied that she was glad it wasn't "smoking required." We finished our vacation at the Venetian where we had an incredible time....read below for the full story. I would go back to Caesars for the restaurants, and Forum Shops...which you don't need to stay there for. I wouldn't stay there again. This all comes down to Customer Service. I also gave them several chances to fix this and they didn't so I have no problem sharing here. I booked a non-smoking room, at least six months in advance. When we arrived, they offered us an upgrade as soon as we got there. Great...all seemed fine. We get to our room and it smells like the last guest stomped out his/her Marlboro light just a couple of hours ago. We go down and tell them we reserved a non smoking room. They tell us, they upgraded us to the Roman Tower, but that all non-smoking rooms were taken..."we're very sorry." The guy actually said we weren't in a smoking room, that it was "smoking optional." My wife replied that she was glad it wasn't "smoking required." Too make a long story short, they allegedly couldn't get us a non-smoking room until the next day. The night manager told us to come back at 11am the next morning and they would give us a non-smoking room. At 11am the manager on duty explained they couldn't give us a room until after 4pm, since no one had checked out yet. That makes sense, but I was done with Caesar at this point...thousands of rooms in this hotel, even more in their sister properties and they couldn't find one non-smoking room. They didn't even care to try...every answer, without even walking away from the desk, was..."sorry." We finished our vacation at the Venetian where we had an incredible time.