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Output: Heavy as a stone! I don't know what they put to their ice cream but it felt like I've had whole 7 course meal (desert included). The flavors are ok but the digestion of a single scoop is terrible and I've never experienced problems with dairy products. I wonder what they mix into their products....

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Output: I came here Sunday August 4th for dinner. I had the lasagna, 2 friends had the pizza and 2 others in my group did not eat. It was an average meal. Fast forward to 10 hours later, early Monday morning, I woke up to a churning stomach, went to the restroom where I proceeded to spew out red tomato sauce from BOTH ends. It was a terrible morning. Both of my friends who had pizza woke up and had considerable GI discomfort all morning. They weren't as bad as me, but they were not enjoying life. Essentially, our Monday drive home was miserable. The two who did not eat were fine. I called the restaurant Wednesday evening, after I felt better to let them know I had possibly gotten food poisoning from their restaurant. The manager immediately doubted me -- blaming the sickness on too much drinking (absurd). I had maybe 5 beers the entirety of Sunday. So unless a server shoved a bottle up where the sun doesn't shine before serving me, I have a hard time blaming it on the beer. Not to mention, I'm in my 30's...I went to college...I am fairly familiar with alcohol sickness and hangovers. This was not that. I explained to the manager that there were 5 of us and we all ate at the same places all weekend, except for Sunday night, when only 3 of us ate...the same 3 that got sick. The manager proceeded to proclaim that you get food poisoning 72 hours after ingestion. I had to look that up...it's not true. Why he would lie? I have no idea. He just really didn't seem to even being open to the notion that his restaurant got me sick. Regardless, I didn't call asking for anything...I only called to inform them of the events and how my friends and I narrowed it down to their establishment. The manager asked for my contact info and told me their general manager would get back to me in 24 hours. It has been 5 days. Not expecting that phone call...and I'm not expecting to ever eat at a Wolfgang Puke establishment again.

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Output: I decided to catch a movie down at Tempe Marketplace the other day with a friend (Horrible Bosses, AWESOME) and decided to head upstairs to Cadillac for some pre- movie happy hour. Being that I sit at bars except for family dinners we ponied up. I saw that they had a couple of 4 Peaks beers on draft so I chose to go the peach ale route while my buddy grabbed a frozen margarita. Both were super refreshing, enough so that I eventually had 2 more! Got down on the preztels appetizer, which when dipped in the fondue tasted like little angels dancing on my tongue before I ate them! My buddy ordered the bacon wontons, which I had to steal one, and they were one of the best things with bacon I have ever tried (right up there with Citizen's bacon popcorn and Beckett's Tables' bacon smores!) So flavorful it made me want 20 of them! I was also really stoked to see Blackmaker on the back bar. For those of you who don't know, try it. It's like Jager without the anise flavor or harshness. Now for the part that pushed me to write this: I noticed quite a few people comment on the service being bad, but I thought the bartenders did a great job staying on top of us. There was a male by the name of Justin who was very helpful in recommendations, and he was with a girl (Deanna?) Who was extremely personable and outgoing. They made sure my beers were always filled and our food was great! I will for sure make this my movie theater pre-game locale!

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After shopping on Black Friday with the scorching heat, we decided to dine indoors instead of the patio. Not the greatest idea, we should have just sat outdoor in the heat. It has the cool misters. The wait services and prices are much better in the patio. Two appetizers, three sandwiches, 2 fountain drinks, and 1 alcoholic beverage, our tab came out to $60 (tips not included). $20/person for lunch? Expensive. We should have tried Blue Wasabi in the same complex. (sighs...next trip)