Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: This place really does make you feel like you're in Vegas. Your food is either awesome or it sucks. I go to the casinos to gamble. I don't go to restaurants to gamble on taste. Sadly this is the reality of this place. Food: I had the Chicken Sage with waffles. All style, no substance. Chicken was dry and flavorless. Waffles was mushy. I rather get the 99cents Popeyes Tuesday special and slap it on a double Waffle Cafe waffle and it would taste much better and be cheaper. Crabcake, salmon, swordfish, burger seems to be satisfactory. Both my chicken and salmon had maple syrup on it. Maple syrup has a really strong taste, so it absolutely overshadows other food. I guess its suppose to help season the chicken. But maple syrup on salmon? WTF. Maple syrup on the side next time please. Another person in our group had swordfish which was good, but it was cold. He had to mix it with the mash potatoes to warm it up. This is supposed to be twisted farm food, not twisted sushi bar. Despite all of this, 2 people in our group seem to really enjoy the meal. Looks like the dice rolled in the favor. Service: This is probably unnecessary ripping, but since I'm on a roll anyways, might as well. Two things the waiter said stuck to me, we make everything "home made" so it'll take longer and because of this everything won't come out at once. Like really? I came to a restaurant to get "home made" dinner and expect it to take longer, otherwise I would have just went to my local Walmart and get a frozen dinner and blast it in the microwave and enjoy my meal in about 3 minutes. Secondly, just because it takes longer to make, does not excuse not timing the kitchen to get EVERYONE'S food out at the SAME time. It sucks being the last person waiting for food, watching everyone else eat. Food did come out separately as expected, but timing wasn't too bad. Maybe 1 or 2 minutes between each person. It's amazing they filled up everyone drinks in a timely manner, but couldn't get the 2 people in our group their placemats in a timely manner. Price: Food ranges around $10-$12 for your burgers, $15-$20 for their gluttony creation. $25+ for some other meats. Price seems to be about right for what you're SUPPOSE to be getting. Don't forget this place takes Restaurant.com GC for dinner, so bring a friend or two to help you, it's a lot of food after all. Summary: Hash House A Go somewhere else Go somewhere else
Q: negative

A: Aweful place and even worse place to see a concert. Save your cash and go elsewhere. Rude and dying on the vine. Over priced and fascist management. We will never be back. Thanks for running the last night in Vegas...jerk store!!!!!!
Problem: What would be an example of an positive (OPTIONS:
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Answer: The doctor was absolutely incredible. I have never seen this well in my entire life. After he hands me this magical pair of contacts, he takes me back in and says "I'm a perfectionist when it comes to contact lenses and I think I can get them even better". I have never had an eye doctor care that much and as a photographer, my vision is everything. I see what people are saying about the front desk staff, but those people aren't important - it's all about how well you see and how good the doctor is!
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Generate a positive review for a place
Output: the place has all 29 big game animals indigenous to North America on glorious display and awesome lunch specials and beer from the AZ Wilderness Brewery on tap. you couldn't find a more kickass place to watch Monday night football or enjoy an intimate evening with a special lady than in a leather upholstered den that's a monument to man's excess. did I mention they serve elk / bison / antelope / etc? come here if you want to experience 1/1000 of how manly teddy Roosevelt must have felt, or if your enjoy drinking with an actual polar bear
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output: Great store for dogs big and small. I think they specialize in the small froufrou dogs but there are plenty of toys, accessories and treats for any size dog. Surprisingly their prices on most items is pretty comparable. They always have different toys that we haven't seen in other pet stores so we've been buying those the most. Of course, what dog would deny their fancy treats either. Staff is always friendly and helpful, if they aren't busy they love to find out about your dog. And encourage you to bring your dog in for a visit. When ever in Town Square we always pop in to see what they have new.
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer:
FAQ Q: LOL. You stayed at the Imperial Palace? A: Guess what? It's cheap, it's right on the strip, they have a great karaoke bar, dollar ice cream hour, elevators that barely work, a shitty pool, and it's right on the strip. Did I say it was right on the strip? While you dropped money on a "fancy" hotel, I saved money and drank myself to near-death. Q: But c'mon, the Imperial Palace? A: Walking distance to everything you need on the Strip. Caesar's right across the street. Bellagio nearby. Sure, the carpet was still from 1973 (a poor year for carpet fashion). Sure, the weird dancers in the middle of the casino was a little odd. If by odd you mean, well, sad. Q: HA! THE IMPERIAL PALACE!!!! A: Listen, fucker. I had a blast in Vegas. I'm not a high-roller. The room was cheap. The towels were worthy of being stolen. I didn't feel bad about spilling Jack Daniels on the floor. FYI ... Find that ice cream parlor with the ice cream happy hour (from 1pm to 2pm?) and you will thank me later.