input: Write a positive yelp review.
output: I have been coming to this place for 8 months and I've never encountered a bad massage the staff goes above and beyond to accommodate my crazy schedule and I never have a problem booking an appointment although I wished the massage would be 60 minutes and not 50 but I think there is a 80 minute massage available. The place is clean and never noisy unlike some other places I've tried. I have gone to the one in southpark but this location is definitely my favorite one and I drive from uptown to come here and relax.. Will always come here when I can
input: Write a positive yelp review.
output: This was a must stop for me being a beer nerd - people on BeerAdvocate and RateBeer adore this place and I can see why. 17 microbrews on tap and the Peche Mortel was my favourite (seriously, "The Bros." on BA give this 100%). I'm not even a stout man (well... I am stout... just not a usual drinker of stout beer) - but I love coffee. And I love beer. This is the finest marriage of the two I've ever sampled. I normally drink IPAs, and the Mea Culpa (was more like cream ale) was the closest thing to what I define as an IPA. On beer quality alone - this place is damned near perfect. But a few knocks: 1) The entire menu is scribbled on blackboards on the walls of the restaurant. I know it's a rotating menu - but come on, a few paper menus will save on squinting, neck cranking and mental strain of doing the equivalent of an eye exam when you are a few pints deep. 2) It's loud. REALLY loud. The music was kept to a reasonable level but the acoustics can use some dampening with the din of the crowd. 3) This is probably a Montreal thing - but no tabs (like most of the places I visited when I was in town). Probably just me - but I hate fiddling for change for every new round. 4) Service is slow and nary a server could be found when you needed one. My recommendation: Go to this place in a small group and try to snag a seat at the bar. Less eye strain, quicker service and maybe you can start a tab if you have a trust-worthy face. Order a Peche Mortel and all is right in the world.
input: Write a negative yelp review.
output:
Poor customer service... they barely glance up when you walk in the door. I am sure this prime location costs a lot in rent, so you would think they would be better with greeting customers and making sure they get served promptly. So not the case. Walked in, was told to wait for 5 minutes, over 20 minutes later, still no service and no acknowledgement. Extremely disrespectful.