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Output: stopped here for a late night snack. ordered the slider burgers. the waitress asked me how i'd like them cooked, and i replied "medium rare." shortly, i was brought over 4 sliders that were the size of meatballs. they were all medium well to well done and they were served dry. yes, they brought me 4 pieces of overcooked meat on buns. nothing else. when i complained about it, the manager came over and informed me that was the only way to cook sliders, since they are so small, you can't make them medium rare. perhaps he thought i'd never ordered sliders before, or maybe he thought i've never cooked sliders before, but i've eaten dozens of them medium rare. they were nice enough to take the sliders off my bill, but i still left hungry. the waitress was very nice about everything, though.

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Output: Had a very poor experience last Friday. The wait to place your order was long and when a second person opened a register, she was RUDE! I ordered a turkey burger with no bun and a side salad (restricted diet) and she looked at me like I was crazy. When I said I wanted a 1/4 lb patty, she grunted, one size only. She omitted the cheese, even though I didn't ask for no cheese, and when I asked for salsa, pointed at the bar where I could get it myself. I had never eaten here before, so I was unaware it was available me there, no need to be rude. I was with two other people who ordered separate and by the time my dry, bland turkey party was called, my friends were done eating. I was then appalled to see that the woman who was so rude to me at the counter was apologizing to a table near me for an error with their food, so I am assuming she was some sort of leader at the facility. I am shocked that this woman was in any capacity to apologize for poor service. The only good interaction I had was with a female busses with long brown hair who asked to remove dishes and appeared to be working very hard. Needless to say, I will not be returning.

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Output: This is a terrible place to shop. The employees assume you are stealing and stare at you the whole time (and I friggin' hate that- I mean, I'm wearing diamond rings, get a clue). Why don't they just install cameras and hire a security guard? I would rather take my business elsewhere since there are plenty of other souvenir shops to choose from on the Strip. And since I live here, I really don't have a need for that stuff anyway, but just would steer visitors away from here, as much as I can.

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Verizon continues to have awesome service, but this location has something not every store has! An employee named Ryan! He is one of the most helpful people I have ever encountered from the numerous stores I have ever been. The location of the store is fantastically placed in a shopping plaza with tons of food choices! The parking lot is huge and the area is very new build. This store is located directly across the street from Brueggers and Carribou Coffee. The selection of same brand devices is somewhat limited, but there is a large variety of brands. Don't come in thinking it will look like an Apple Store. They also have a neat machine in the back of the store that allows you to purchase accessories without having to be waited on or stand in line. The lines can be long at this location, but they are quick to hand out bottled water and turn on some cool music! I suggest making a reso prior to arriving or you may have to put your name in and go grab a quick bite to eat!