Sentiment analysis: So the Boar, as we affectionately call it. It's good for a lot of things. Darts, pool, Tuesday blues night (live blues band!), fun times, decent beer, waffle fries, and fried cheese curds (if you don't mind the sort that come from the freezer). The food? Not so great. It's not so bad, but it's just not that good. I think everything is frozen at this place. Everything. We had pizza there the other night and I could taste the freezer burn. We still had a blast, but it would be nice if the food wasn't so obviously frozen. Everything is ordered from the bar, which is fine but a little weird. There isn't too much to say about this place other than what I've just said. I'll go back because my friends at work like it, but it wouldn't be my top choice. There are definitely other places that can fill my dart needs while providing me with at least decent, non-frozen food. Sorry, Boar - the truth can hurt.

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Sentiment analysis: This guy delivers the goods! I found him on YELP and after meeting with Giovanni in my house and looking over the multitude of samples, we sent him off with my heirloom chair. Now that it is back, we know we made the right choice! Awesome job!

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Sentiment analysis: Andrea is absolutely amazing!!!! She is the absolute sweetest and an AMAZING hairdresser! I got ombre done to my hair for the first time and she surpassed any expectations I had! She is the BEST!!!!!

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