input: Write a negative yelp review.
output: I made a horrible decision to have lunch here! I left my lunch at home and was short on time so I decided to check out the selection at the deli in smith's. I was thinking sandwich but my eyes said mmm fried rice, orange chicken and egg rolls. Lets give it a shot!! I ordered up there 6 dollar lunch special, 1 entree and 2 side items thinking that's going to be a good amount of food for lunch. (Panda Express In Mind) I was wrong boy was I wrong. The lady literately counted the amount of pieces of chicken she put on my plate. 8 to be exact and then added a small scoop of fried rice that wouldn't even fill my 6 year old belly! and I chose an egg roll. Mind you I was short on time and wanted a quick meal I figured what the crap, its food and went with it. She handed me my plate and I began to hand her my money and she says. Oh sorry I do not have a register here you have to go to the check out counter. Wait what are you serious! The check out stand that people are buying there grocery's! I quickly headed over there to find no self check outs. So much for a quick lunch!! Now, I should have realized this while I was waiting in line but the food was cold! My clear top was all steamy so in my hurry up mind it must have been warm, nope When I walked back to work sat in the back and picked up my egg roll and much to my surprise the thing was cold. I mean pulled out of the refrigerator cold. Thank God we have a microwave!!! The food wasn't bad but I would have been better off going to the sushi bar a few doors down and spent relatively the same amount of money for a warm fast terriki bowl!! So lesson learned, when your in a pinch for time go for the sandwich. (oh by the way which are ready made and packaged, no fresh ones made here.)
input: Write a negative yelp review.
output: This place has a cute theme but I don't know if the nerds would appreciate Star Trek and Star Wars mixed together. Lots of specialty drinks but they are a bit on the expensive side here. $6 for a very mediocre chicken sammich makes me sad. Coffee is ok but only oldies music is being played.
input: Write a negative yelp review.
output:
I came here for brunch with my mother and grandmother the other day and the food was subpar at best. I got the chef salad with honey mustard dressing and it had a weird bitter aftertaste. I honestly thought they gave me dijon mustard instead of honey mustard. It ended up being the actual salad itself. My mother got the cuban panini and the pulled pork on the sandwich not only tasted weird, it had a weird/bad smell to it as well. The only person who got a decent meal was my grandmother who got the basic bacon and eggs breakfast. In all honesty, I probably wouldn't come back here because it was so off. The server, however, was quite nice. I can't seem to recall her name but she was very friendly and we never went with an empty cup. Always a plus :)