Problem: Write a positive (OPTIONS:
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- positive) yelp review.
A: I have experienced dining here a few times. Every time a winner. I have had pork tenderloin, bouillabaisse, and a roasted chicken. No complaints.
Q: negative

A: Hostess was nice upon entering, but I seemed very pressured when walking out to purchase a membership. It totally ruined my relaxed mood. Massage therapist did do exaclty what I asked and made me fee comfortable. If it wasn't for the hostess, I could rate this place better. Also, I have a corporate discount that they honored, but said they can only continue to honor if I got the membership, which seemed weird. My concierge at work said that is not true. Seems to me to hostess really wanted to sell me that membership. Buzz kill.
Problem: What would be an example of an positive (OPTIONS:
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- positive) review?

Answer: I was brought here by the unofficial mayor of the city - Miss Rachel C herself - and how happy was I to find dozens of other people meetin, chattin, workin' AND sippin' great smellin' - AND tastin' - coffee, which was exactly what I was coming here to do as well. Now, I'm usually a coffee with a little milk kinda gal, and even a piping hot Americano when the occasion calls; however, with a slight twist of my arm, I was convinced to try "the best mocha in the world." And it was fabulous just as promised! Not best ever quality - but pretty darn close. The good news is it was one of the most beautiful! The space is wide open, wifi connection was great (and free) and most importantly, they make a killer mocha. :) I think my only suggestion would be to get more snacks beyond the delicious danishes, which I also tried. Perhaps some fruit or local granola bars even? I'll be back to snag one on my next 'Burgh visit, don't worry.
Input: OPTIONS:
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Generate a negative review for a place
Output: First, the food I had here was AMAZING. My burger was SOOOOO good. The problem was the service. We went here for lunch on a weekday, probably around 11am (it was early and lunch had just started). We were STARVING, which is why we were eating on the strip in the first place. There were only three tables, including us. The place was pretty much empty. After being seated with menus, we were deserted. We did not see another employee for at least 20 minutes, and when we managed to flag him down and ask where our server was (I mean, it's not like they were busy), he said that he'd go get our server. It was a while later before the server finally showed up to take our order. Again, we were starving. After ordering, it happened all over again. We thought that, surely, after leaving us with NO service after being seated they'd be attentive and get our order through fast. (Still, only about three tables were seated, including us). Boy were we wrong! Our orders took FOR EVER. A table that had arrived about ten minutes after us paid their bill and left about ten minutes before the food ever showed up. I haven't experienced that kind of wait at any restaurant on a busy night on the strip ever. After having to hunt down our food, we finally ate and our server apologized for the delay. We were very dissatisfied and when he brought the bill he said he'd apply his employee discount to make up for the bad service, but that was all he could do. His discount was 5%. Meh. It was pretty expensive anyway (being on the strip) and little that discount didn't really rectify much. Also, I figure places like these usually have coupons or gift cards or something to give out in a situation like this and we didn't get anything like that. The only reason this is two stars instead of one is that 1) the food was insane and 2) at least the server made some kind of tiny effort to acknowledge our bad experience by giving the slight discount. But I still can't get what the delay was. Maybe their server was also the chef. And the hostess. And the bartender. And the janitor. And the guy out front entertaining pedestrians...
input: Write a negative yelp review (OPTIONS:
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- positive).
output: Dear barber, Please go back to measuring school. 1/2 inch does not = 2 inches. Again, 1/2 inch does not = 2 inches. Went in for a trim, asking for 1/2" off the top. Left looking like I just enlisted in the Army. Literally. (google "high & tight") WTF? I recant anything positive I wrote in the previous review. Dude cuts hair like Kobayashi eats hot dogs--fast and messy. When it comes to barbers, speed and frugality is not necessarily a virtue. Not the worst barber on the planet and the other barbers in this shop may be less frugal with their time + more careful with their client's hair, but I am not willing to return to find out in this lifetime.
Q: negative

A:
Awful. Cucumbers in salad were rotten. Wings cooked so hard the bones broke. Floors and tables nasty. Size of portions inconsistent. Not that you wanted more.