Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer: This places is a joke been there three times manager and staff have there heads up in the clouds. Waited 20min to get seated at the bar top lol I said no they told me I would have to wait another 10 to get a table. I walk out

Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer: Woohoo! As good as it gets! OK firstly, this was my first time going to a tortiere shop/restaurant. Secondly, these are the best damned pie crusts you'll find anywhere. Thirdly, the filling (I've only had butter chicken) was shockingly good. There isn't an Indian anywhere on premises, but that butter chicken was kickin'. Excuse the rhyme. My friend got the cookie that I'd bought but forgotten in his glove compartment, and he swore that, like the pies, that cornflakes and chocolate cookie was maybe the best cookie he's ever eaten! I wouldn't say it's a place with good food - I'd say it's a place that you should absolutely eat at if you get the chance. This is not regular good. It's unique good.

Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer:
Two words: Bier Cheese.