Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer: Sorry, this was a place to hang out before we left the LVH for the airport after our conference. It was meh...margarita prices were good during the happy hour; however, it needed more alcohol...very sour and tart but all I tasted was the margarita mix. The waitress was very nice and very helpful; however the happy hour deals were rockin margaritas, Mexican beers and appetizers were 50% off. I didn't care for the margarita and I don't drink beer, so I ordered a glass of Cabernet. It was meh...nothing to write home about. We ordered the chicken taquitos and noted that they were the same as the frozen ones that she buys for her kids at Costco...no good! Meat was mushy...sorry Vince Neil, it was just ok.

Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer: I'm not sure why I've been to this restaurant more than once. My last experience is how I decided to give it a 2-star, maybe I would have given them a 3-star based on prior visits. (At first I was tempted to give it a 1-star but I reserve that rating for visible creepy crawlers, etc.) 630 - We arrive to make sure we are in time for Happy Hour. 645 - Our order was taken 653 - Edamame and salad arrive (no utensils, napkins, water or beer). The lower into the bowl of Edamame we get, the less fresh they taste. 655 - Napkins and utensils arrive. We ask about our beer and water (it's Happy Hour, remember?!) 658 - Water arrives, Happy Hour is over so they take away the menu. 702 - Beer arrives (Where are their priorities?) Then sushi arrives and it's mediocre or even worse than mediocre. Maybe I should say, you get what you pay for? Definitely not going back here.

Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer:
This hotel was absolutely fantastic! My room was beautiful, the hot tub was open all night. The front desk (especially Marques) were outstanding. I ate at the buffet it was very good also.