input: Write a negative yelp review.
output: I usually don't write about chains unless I feel really strongly about it. Let's start with the food: It was Okay it didn't really blow me away by any means, but if you're itching for a steak this place will do just fine. Here's where I can get nasty and I will try to be fair and cordial. Service somewhat stinks. They take reservations, but it's first come first serve. I know they're not the only place guilty of such things, but get rid of it. Just be honest and tell me you don't take reservations! (FU%$!) Needless to say, we ended up waiting for about half an hour. Sat down got our drinks and ordered. Couple of our steaks were not done the right way....okay fair we had a large group. Finally, our checks were wrong -- we got someone else's ticket and we try to explain it to the waitress (she snarks back "what's the problem!?") Granted, I've been a waiter before and some nights just suck, but keep your cool. Always smile and tell them you'll fix it. Apparently, we were in her way of doing her job. In the end, we were all surprised and shock and couple of us had to speak to the manager. In the end, bad experience ruins the night and dinner. Sorry LH Steakhouse you just didn't cut it this time!
input: Write a negative yelp review.
output: What a bunch of douchebags! This used to be a great blues club. Now it's a venue for bad bands full of musicians who can't play their instruments. God help the human race! The night I went (thinking it was still a blues club), the pea-brain at the door asked for my ID. I said 'you're joking, right?" (Trust me, I look my age.) He said "The liquor board could come into the club and check IDs." "And when and if they do, what do you think they'll find in my case?" He said "I gotta check." I said "Do you know how stupid that is? You should go work for TSA and confiscate my nail-file for fear I'm going to hijack the airplane." When I showed him my ID, he could easily see that I was twice his age.... What he couldn't tell, was that I was 100 times his IQ. And the music was beyond horrible. Las Vegas desperately needs an off-strip blues club...and a jazz club.
input: Write a positive yelp review.
output:
I have to start this off right - I had the best pizza I have had in North America at Wienstein & Gavino's. It was quattro fromaggi (I believe - four cheese nonetheless) and was one of my most fantastic food experiences ever. Sitting on the terrace, enjoying my beers and conversation with a friend, we happened to get hungry and ordered up this pizza. I have a wheat allergy - however any discomfort resulting in the following week from this pizza were well worth it. Our server was attentive without being annoying and socialized with us a bit, but not inappropriately he still tended to his other tables. It was a great experience and I would definately recommend this place.