input: Write a positive yelp review.
output: My husband and I come here at least once a month to unwind. If you sit inside when they open up all the sliders and enjoy the breeze (when there is one) you can almost pretend you are in San Diego at the beach. We always have the same girl serve us and she is so sweet. I'm super picky about my drinks, so I've had a hard time finding a cocktail that I like. I don't play into the whole "Skinny blah blah blah" so when I order a margarita or mojito, I expect to get the calories. The food is decent. They have more seafood items than anything and I don't eat seafood. Honestly, El Santo is retro- cool. I am immediately sent to relaxation mode when I get here. Better than a massage! That's why they get 4 stars (and for the server!). I just think they need to work on their drink recipes. Also, their happy hour is awesome. The location isn't that bad.
input: Write a negative yelp review.
output: The spa is pretty run down and my first robe was visibly dirty. My package included a 50 minute massage which was not horrible but definitely was not good. It was to include a 25 min body polish and a frangipani hair treatment. The frangipani hair treatment was nothing like the description in their spa menu; I am pretty sure she did not put anything in my hair when she rubbed my scalp, and in fact when she asked me if I was going to wash my hair after wards I asked her if there was anything and she said "a little bit of oil from the massage" I have had MANY spa treatments and every single body polish/scrub I have had starts with wet skin, not dry. This lady smeared a sticky slightly gritty material over my dry skin which took her all of 5 min. then told me to shower and she would meet me outside the room. The description states that the polish is finished off with a body butter...apparently to be self applied which I find to be unacceptable for a spa treatment. According the the "manager" when I complained she said that the body butter was in the shower and offered to get me some. First of all, I have never heard of this nonsense and there was not any body butter in the shower...there was body wash, shampoo and conditioner. The total time I was in the room for a 50 min massage, hair treatment, and 25 min body polish, shower, shampoo/conditioner, dry self off and put robe on was 59 min. I was so angry and disappointed after this experience that I almost left without getting my facial. The facial was very good, and the products smelled amazing. The esthetician was very professional and nice, it was almost unbelievable after the first part was so bad. After the facial I got dressed and left without stopping at the front desk. They took it upon themselves to charge a gratuity to my credit card which I will be disputing.
input: Write a negative yelp review.
output:
This Target is the absolute worst. The police are always there because something is always stolen. For some reason, you can't find your way around this store. DVD cases are usually empty, you want to check before you buy something. Because of the high stealth, the prices are triple the prices you will find at other Target stores. Clothing is always all over the floor and there is terrible customer service...It is also hell to get a parking spot here.