Input: What would be an example of an negative review?

An example of an negative review: Don't come here if you're looking for good service. Or really, any service at all. On my first visit, we were seated for 20 minutes but never served, as we watched the single waitress hurriedly run around the place. Since we were somewhat hungry/thirsty, we left. Last night was an improvement (at least we were served), but not by much. I had called a week in advance to avoid my first experience and was told they didn't accept reservations but they'd at least make a note to try to keep two tables ready for my party of 10. No such tables were ready. No host greeted us, and when I explained the situation to the waiter who was also hurriedly running around, he responded: "Guess what? Tonight we're short-staffed, too." Guess what? Maybe you should hire more people. The abruptness continued. We were yelled at to get our IDs ready in advance if we wanted to drink, and when my friend didn't have hers out because she came late, the waiter was visibly annoyed. They didn't bring out my other friend's order with the rest of the dinners (to be fair, they comped her meal after she brought this to their attention). I never got a refill on my water or was asked if I wanted a second drink (also to be fair, their $5 martini is pretty decent). The pizza was greasy and unremarkable, and their fried onion strings were really fried batter strings, leaving the onion to the imagination. Perhaps I happened to come on the worst, short-staffed nights. But I wouldn't risk making that mistake again.

Input: What would be an example of an positive review?

An example of an positive review: Pretty good bbq place. The ribs were darn good. My friend didn't even add bbq sauce. The green beans are pretty good, made with turkey thigh. Mac and cheese was delicious! How can you go wrong with Mac and Cheese though? Super good. I ordered the brisket dinner and it was very good. Of course I slathered it with a ton of bbq sauce. (I prefer my sauce with a little brisket), I tried the spicy bbq sauce (you have to ask for it), but it was a little too spicy for me. Cole slaw was pretty good, but I didn't like Cincinnati Chili fries. I mean the fries were ok, but the chili was not for me. Blah Overall pretty good meal. Kind of expensive at about $18 per meal. But I think it's about the same at most bbq places.

Input: What would be an example of an positive review?

An example of an positive review: OMG these meatballs will make you cry they are so good!! We didn't even order the entree yet and it is sooo delicious! I took my family here for my daughter's 21 bday dinner and from the cocktails to the dessert and coffee everything is delicious! Beautiful atmosphere if you want to dress up or for a casual dinner.. Plenty of style and ambiance. Highly recommended!

Input: What would be an example of an negative review?
An example of an negative review: Very disappointed The worst sushi and tempura we have ever had! This is the first time I have reviewed a resturant and felt it was so bad I needed to warn others. Sushi was old and soggy and so were the tempura vegetables Beer was warm and ginger dressing on the salad was tasteless Must be under new mgmt This is the first Yelp has steered us wrong