question: Review:
sure which will take longer to heal : the welt on johnny knoxville 's stomach from a riot-control projectile or my own tortured psyche
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answer: negative

question: Review:
a sultry evening or a beer-fueled afternoon in the sun can inspire even the most retiring heart to venture forth
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answer: positive

question: Review:
this feature is about as necessary as a hole in the head
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answer:
negative