question: I was the on call this week so they called me to work when she walked out . Then my boss just kinda said so can you go ahead and work this for the next 3 weeks while we find & train someone . I could and I needed the money so sure . Big plus , I get weekends off now !
Q: Why are my weekends off now ?

answer: I only work on weekdays now while they replace her .

question: I ' ve been out with my ex over the years so many times . Recently we split up after 7 and a half months but i ca n't get him out of my head . He is trying to get with every girl possible at the moment and i am finding this so hard .
Q: What is she thinking about ?

answer: Her former boyfriend .

question: Then saturday comes and that 's my usual lunch day with Jose and of course I have to miss it cause once again no car . Sunday I had to go to the E.R cause I pulled a muscle in my rotator cuff so I could n't raise my arm up and down . urg damn copay fucked me over , but no work on monday because of it . So monday Jose , my cousin Brian and I went to the beach which was fun I guess , too much damn seaweed and Jose threw a dead fish at me .
Q: What caused Jose to throw a dead fish at the speaker when they were at the beach ?

answer:
He was attempting to be playful and add to the fun atmosphere of the day