Problem: Write a positive yelp review.
A: I took my girlfriend here for lunch. I absolutely love it and is worth every penny. This restaurant is what I call fine dining. The bus boy was always standing on the side and helped orchestrate the delivery of our food and refills. The server was nice and professional. The ambiance is fantastic as it is intimate ... until a family with kids were seated behind us but they weren't rowdy. :) The best part was seated right by the window with a perfect view of the Bellagio fountain. The food was fabulous and well presented. This is what we ordered: - cheese bread with an orange pepper flan; it's used as a spread for the cheese bread; wonderful! We each had our own little tiny cup. - Cold Foie Gras Torchon, Duck Prosciutto, Fig Compote (foie gras was perfect and not salty and who would have thought the Fig compote complemented the foie gras perfectly. It was a rich slightly salty and sweet tangy taste) - Crab Toast a la Francais, Sauce Remoulade (excellent but very rich and crab tasted fresh none of your ... artificial crab) - Aged Parmesan Crusted Chicken, Potato Gratin, Vegetables (rich but flavorful - ordered a cocktail and a orange creme drink Total: $87 They even gave my girlfriend a happy birthday chocolate mousse. I would definitely go back.

Problem: Write a positive yelp review.
A: As you can probably tell by the brevity of my original review of Fontanella, it was my first foray into Yelp. Now that I've got just a few more under my belt, I believe it's time to update my review and explain why I continue to consider Fontanella worthy of 5-stars. I wouldn't say that Fontanella has an extraordinary elegant sense of aesthetics. It's very much decorated in the old-school Italian-American fashion: lots of fake ivy, knick knacks, and so on. The table clothes are protected by glass covers. It is, however, intimate in an old-school way. Also old school: they're closed on Sunday and Monday. That's were my criticism of Fontanella ends; the rest is good stuff. Fontanella must be a decent place to work, since the members of the wait staff have remained pretty consistent over the year or so we've been going there. All of the servers we've experienced have been friendly and attentive. The food is great. As others have mentioned, there's a lot of it, so either wear your stretchy pants or be prepared to take home leftovers. I especially recommend the fried calamari appetizer. All of the pastas are delicious, and anything with marsala sauce will be kickass. They do serve the salad dressing on the side, which is a fine dining no-no as I understand it, but I've never felt the need to get my knickers in a knot over it. I have the feeling Fontanella will remain a standby for the foreseeable future.

Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A:
I had a coupon for this restaurant so thought I'd try it out. It's located in the local's casino Texas Station. The interior is nice, with a combination of tables or booths. Service was very good with an attentive waiter. Unfortunately, the food was absolutely bleh. Eggplant parmesan had NO flavor, no seasoning, just like eating wood. It was on a bed of spaghetti which was dry and also utterly lacking in flavor, spices or even garlic. A friend had the fettucine alfredo which apparently was okay, but nothing special at all. I had hopes for the dessert (Tiramisu), but it too was underwhelming, bland, like eating nothing. Weird! I've had better tiramisu from the grocery store. This is a shame because it's a pleasant place. Not many diners in the place (maybe word has gotten out that the food isn't the best). Nor is it the worst. Just "meh". Prices are okay and portions are fairly large so at least you have leftovers for more "meh" dining at home lol....The Tiramisu was overpriced at $5.99. I probably won't be back again, even with a coupon. Again, it's not a "bad" place, it's just not a place you're gonna do anything other than eat a forgettable dinner.