Question: If I ever open my own meadery ( oh , the dreams ! ) , one of my premium meads will be packaged in a jet - black , teardrop - shaped ceramic jug named , " The Nordic Assassin . " Each bottle will contain a submerged , razor - sharp stiletto dagger ( pointed upward , toward the mouth ) .
Answer: Answer: I have yet to open it

Question: Sometimes you can be rather erratic and scatter yourself and your energies . You have a hard time keeping regular office hours and maintaining any sort of a routine . You tend to react strongly if you sense that your freedom of speech or action is being impaired or restricted in any way . As clever as you are , you may have a tendency to make the same mistakes over and over again because much of your response is glib reaction rather that thoughtful application .
Answer: Answer: The narrator would be described as judgmental .

Question: Anyways , I 'll put headers over each one so those of you who 'd rather not read about my love life , or do n't feel like contemplating humanity do n't have to . Relationship WoesSo the girl I ' m currently dating is sweet , kind , smart , cute , AND shares some of my hobbies . What could possibly be wrong with a relationship like that right ? Well ... I NEVER BLOODY WELL GET TO SEE HER !
Answer: Answer: Angry

Question: The last thing you needed to see was her again ! In the end , I located the sinks and figured it out . To this day , I ' m really uncertain what happened in there , but I am certain it ranks up there as one of the worst nights of my life . Sweetheart , I really thought it was the best idea ... I would never leave you alone if I did n't think you would be fine on your own .
Answer:
Answer: They were n't there .