You know what they say ... " NO play makes slay gray . " OK I do n't think THEY say that , maybe its more like " No play makes slay even meaner . " Yeah I think that 's it . So I am looking at this cache , waiting to see who would find it first , checking it periodically during the day ... And no one claims it .
Answer the following question: What is one thing we can be pretty certain about the narrator ?

He goes by Slay .

I was n't even there for his appointment but he came in several days later to bitch about the parking ticket . Apparently , he had been to the parking office and bitched at them and then came to our office to see what we could do . Which is exactly nothing .
Answer the following question: What may have been the result the man was expecting to get by complaining about the parking ticket ?

He wanted someone else to pay the fine or invalidate the citation .

The Lord knew how to lay it on for the arrival of the third child . It was my privilege to be there when our youngest boy was born whom we named , Keith Christian . As soon as possible he was handed over me to see and nurse . As I looked at his face he reminded me of Edward G. Robinson .
Answer the following question: What religion may I be practicing ?

Christianity

I was in the area , so figured I 'd stop in . I ended up finding a computer program I was looking for ... but could n't find . I made the purchase and got home . Upon trying to load the software onto my PC ... I found that there was a scratch which prevented it from loading . Luckily ... I file my receipts and had the original packaging .
Answer the following question: What may happen after I bought the software ?
I attempted to install it in my computer .