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Output: The one-star review says next to it: "Eek! Methinks not." Indeed. Could we take that and multiply that to infinity? I have had Cox service since 2003. I have continuously had ongoing issues with my internet- it sucks. They've been out a ton of times over the years and I have actually had probably 70 or more occasions to call and complain about something. Currently, it's cable TV. I have been noticing the past month or so that they are overlapping commercials to cut off programming mid-sentence and then coming back with dialogue already in progress. I didn't know who to blame for the longest time, but as an experiment a friend and I both DVR'd the same show. She has Direct TV. She did NOT have the overlap, and I timed it to be over a minute missing. So the guilty culprit is COX, who, after calling and talking to an IDIOT who tried to pass the buck "It's not our fault. Cox is told how many minutes of commercials they can buy, blah blah blah." Wrongo. They are buying so much time and then running commercials under the guise of being, say 1 minute, when in reality they are 1.5 minutes or more. It has gotten ridiculous and I'm about to cancel ALL my Cox (sucking) accounts - cable, internet, phone (which also sucks.) I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore!!

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Output: Overrated and overpriced. I have passed by Pete's hundreds of times and never stopped because I rarely carry cash and they don't take plastic. I just happened to have cash on me and time to kill today so I stopped in for lunch. I ordered the #1 combo. It was almost 8 bucks for 4 pieces of shrimp, 1 fishy patty, soggy fries and a large soda. The shrimp was decent, they were pretty big. The fish patty was not very good. The meal was served with a red sauce which I believe was watered down cocktail sauce. Although the shrimp was pretty good, nothing else I had was. I won't bother going back. Do yourself a favor, go to the grocery store and buy some fish sticks instead. They'll taste better than Pete's fishy patty. Pretty disappointed with Pete.

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Output: Interactive video games that don't work well and some surround screen video that wasn't well done. Not worth the time and definitely not the price

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Gotta say, a little disappointed. In the cons column, check in takes forever---hire more staff! Seemed to be a shortage of tables for Fri/Sat nights. On the pros...it has that old vegas feel, but get the customer service fixed or you will be a memory.