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Output: When I'm hungry for Italian... ... I see the Martorano's billboard and lose my appetite.

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Output: This is not going to be a good review. Our visit was horrible. we thought that we wasn't going to be waited on after about 15 minutes from being seated. Finally our waitress arrived with this nonchalant attitude. If it hadn't been the fact that we were tired and hungry, and would have eaten our shoes at this point, we would have gotten up and left. We ordered the under 550 calorie Sizzling Chili Lime Chicken. The chicken on top was cold and some of the vegi's were burnt. The plate was a mess. I will upload a picture for all to see. The only taste that could be detected was the sauce that they poured all over it which I bet made it more than the 550 calories that was claimed. We won't be back to this location.

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Output: I was a customer since 1998, for two of those years I had full service accounts, (phone, Internet, Cable) in two cities. Their regular price increases, coupled with my frustration while attempting to negotiate a reasonable bundled price, led me to finally jump ship. I didn't want to go through the hassle of changing e-mail and linked accounts, but comparable services from their competitor saves me 75.00 a month.

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Since I'm rarely in this part of town anymore, I'll do all my fellow Yelpers a favor and let them in on a nice little secret of mine. Because this Costco is located inside Christown mall, the gas pumps are hidden in the back. A lot of people have no idea that the pumps are there, and it's rarely if ever busy! Another nice thing. The usual Costco "food court" is outside the front of the store and inside the mall. That makes it easy for nonmembers to get their $1.50 hot dog and soda, or the pizza slices, or whatever else it is that you desire from the usual choices. Other than that, this is pretty much your standard Costco. Although the parking somehow an even bigger pain since you also have to put up with the traffic that hits up this lousy mall.