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Output: I'm shocked that this place has gotten such good reviews. Its fun, I suppose to watch the food going around and around. I've enjoyed places like this in Hawaii, but for me its the quality at the end of the day that makes or breaks it. The quality was horrible. And I'm not really a sushi snob. But this was really pretty darned bad. Every single item that I tried tasted exactly the same. It was only the texture that changed with each new item, and lets face it...the texture on seared tuna isnt really all that appetizing. Yes, it was cheap. Yes, it could be fun and yes, the staff was very sweet. But I can't go back...at least not in this town where there is good sushi at almost any corner.

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Output: I'm a huge fan of their wine section. They have a fantastic offering of wines from all over the world and at very reasonable prices. It's fun to walk down the isles and read about the different wines and learn about new ones from their knowledgeable staff. I could walk out of that places with boxes and boxes of wine, but I try to control myself as to not look like a crazy alcoholic. Beyond their wine offerings, they've also got a lot of great and affordable housewares. I've gotten quite a few furniture pieces here, and they always look expensive and durable but cost well below your standard furniture prices. It's also a great place for finding food brands from other countries, small food distribution companies and regional and local brands. Finally, they have a small but growing jewelery and accessories area that showcases hand-made items from locals in other countries. It's a great place to shop for gifts and for finding distinctive items for your home and pantry.

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Output: How do you spell bad! S-A-L-T-Y S-E-N-O-R-I-T-A! Boy talk about blowing a great location! These guys need to get a good executive chef to get that menu and kitchen under control! I ordered a Margarita. So-so at best. Then a Tamale that was suppose to have sweet corn...boy that wasn't sweet corn, that was a lump of something floury and yuckie. Your masa sucks guys! The pork on top was just oaky too. The service was a bit slow. What's up with those retro white glittery seats, you guys get a special price on them since they were sitting in a warehouse for 50 years!!!! But these guys will draw a crowd just because of where they are, proving that location does matter. Imagine if they could manage a good menu and control that kitchen. BTW the service wasn't too bad.

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Finally found someone who truly loves what she does and makes it show in my hair! My hair has never looked better. I was a client at aveda for five years before getting fet up with unhappy stylists that quit, ridiculous prices and poor service. Now i enjoy supporting this small business owner, but i enjoy my hair even more! Rachael is the bomb!