You are given a review of Amazon's food products. Your task is to divide them into two classes: negative or positive, depending on the content of the review.
One example: I have bought several of the Vitality canned dog food products and have found them all to be of good quality. The product looks more like a stew than a processed meat and it smells better. My Labrador is finicky and she appreciates this product better than most.
Solution is here: Positive
Explanation: It's a positive review because the owner of the dog is satisfied with the product and mentioned that their dog appreciates the product.

Now, solve this: This is a difficult review to write. I have reflux and coffee is a major trigger. I LOVE good coffee, dark, strong, robust coffee. I was so happy to find this product and had hoped I could "have my coffee and drink it, too." It is not to be. I would rather have nothing than drink this. Coffee is such a personal thing. I know most people drink it because they are addicted to caffeine (otherwise there would be NO on buying the majority of the coffee sold in grocery stores). I drink coffee because I absolutely love the taste (I normally drink decaf everything so caffeine is not a factor for me). For those who absolutely cannot have coffee and aren't particular about flavor, I think this product will be a godsend. Just like the gluten free products are godsends for celiacs, but you won't catch me eating them either!
Solution:
Negative