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An example of an positive review: This is the city, Las Vegas Nevada, in the mid 1970's a gem in the desert where gambling is legal, patrons are greeted by name, and you can get most anything you want with a fat handshake containing a folded bill. My name is Skacey, I carry a fond memory for the town that once was. 6:12 pm. I make my way to one of the classic watering holes that remembers those years. The Dispensary has been in Las Vegas for many, many years. When it opened, the strip still had the Dunes, Landmark and Hacienda. The tragic MGM fire was still years away. This place remembers what was, and has remained true to that memory. Before there was Celine, there was Debbie Reynolds. Before Penn and Teller there was Melinda, the first lady of Magic. And before there was Cher, oops, nevermind. As for the experience today, I was enchanted by the wheel, comforted by the carpet, and delighted by the service. This is not some faceless chain bar that stamps out a clone on every corner. The propriator still walks the floor and spends the time to not only greed her guests, but make them feel like a member of the family. That, my dear friends is what we once had in Las Vegas. The food is glorious and mysteriously low priced. If you use a credit card, there is a minimum charge of $20. In most bars in the valley, that's two drinks. Here, you can eat a large meal, have some drinks, and likely invite a friend before you hit that minimum. The bottom line, you should come see what started this decadent mecca in the sand. Places like The Dispensary make up the fabric of what holds Las Vegas together. Try it out, if you find that it doesn't match your tastes, you can always go to one of those clone bars.

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An example of an negative review: It's a cheap Italian restaurant. Not great quality food. Its made fast, so you are in and out fast.

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An example of an positive review: We have been going to this burger bar before burger bars were all the rage. Now in Vegas you can pretty much eat at an upscale burger joint in almost every casino. We continue to come back to this one time and time again. I love the sweet potato fries and the burgers are simply the best. I love the Kobe beef burger and my husband loves the burger with a ton of blue cheese. The service has always been great as well. It can get busy at times so you might have a bit of a wait but there is a bar and the beer is good too!

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An example of an negative review: LOL. These other reviews make me laugh. So I've gotten weird solicitations from crackheads here at night so my BF was with me until I was on the bus. So the other people here arent alone in this. That was my first time and the only way I can get out of Vegas for cheap on a holiday weekend to see my mom last minute. Kinda scary but not the worse. A scarier stop I can think of is Downtown LA greyhound which is located in slum city....like streets and alleys adjacent have tents and carts parked up and drumcan fires. Had to pick up a friend there....and it was daytime and equally scary as this place as night. Nighttime there...fuck that- my friend can take a cab to main, safer Downtown where I'll be waiting. It's almost like every greyhound is in a seedy area though. Seedy areas for a shady company. Now I have patience and am fairly objective and give chances to companies but never again greyhound. Last incident, my second time taking GH: Tried to buy tickets online and it wouldnt go through...it says "try again" etc....next day I tried again and it went to a blank page. Looked at my debit card right before the day I needed to go to Cali and saw I was charged twice. Figured I'll go straighten it out in the station and just get my one ticket and refund the other. There was no tickets there for me. But I was charged for two roundtrips?! She said to call corporate. It was early morning and those pencil pushers werent open/answering yet. So fine, I'll buy another ticket. It wouldnt go through because of the two ticket purchases my card wouldnt let it. It was 30 minutes until the bus was leaving. Tried to see if I can call my bank to maybe tell them to authorize it- it's still closed. Tried an ATM, my card is completely frozen. My mom in law didnt have cash. I had to go home, get cash from grandma and take a later bus. It was screwing up a bit of my plans, but I can make it for most of the days itinerary still....until the bus is delayed an hour plus boarding time....hour and a half. Later I realize this too wasn't as fast as the morning bus, this one had a meal break as this was a connector bus for people going farther than Los Angeles. Damn....so 2 extra hours plus the 4 1/2 to get there. Forget all the plans. I was gonna make it for dinner if I rushed from the station. On my return trip, my mom was late in getting me as her shift relief got stuck in traffic and she cant leave her patient alone. Got at the station in time to buy a ticket and such. The bus left without me! I was at the station buying a ticket The ticket sales dude forgot maybe o say hold on!! My mom chased the bus and I was waving and trying to show the man my ticket. He looked but no action. We were at coming to a stoplight...if he wanted to he could have let me in during that light. I had to take a 6am express flight back to Vegas so I can make it to work. They canceled the two charges on my debit card but would not refund my ticket from the bus leaving since I was "at fault for not showing up earlier". I was there buying my ticket- they left me, 5 minutes earlier than scheduled too so I thought I should've been safe. This was some sort of cosmic karma joke I thought, but after telling friends and family- many offered stories of GH mishaps. Never again. No "last minute" trips using Greyhound.. Booking 3 weeks ahead for the Southwest Airlines "Wanna Get Away?" specials or driving or I'm not coming at all if so and so decide they are having a birthday party this weekend afterall. I'm staying home!