Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer: Slooowwwwww service with a bunch of kids running the store. Not that kids can't do business too. I just don't think they have a good enough syStem down for the volume they get here. Time to add another trop on blue diamond/the surrounding areas OR get more people working on site!!! 20 min proceSs no less. :-/

Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer: 5 star view... everything else is average... bar is small, food is ok, drinks are blah

Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer:
Just got done with my deep tissue massage. My experience was stellar. The option of getting a student to do the massage at a charge of $25.00 is no longer an option. But I was fortunate to get a deep tissue massage for $39.00. I am very satisfied and will recommend this place to anyone that wants an affordable quality massage.