Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: When I was eating their chips it was heaven but ... I had them about 2.5 hours ago and I'm feeling seriously nauseous. Since I've not eaten anything else that could've caused this, I'm having the sneaking suspicion that it's the chips. While I was eating, I also found a couple of pieces of grit, I think sand, between my chips. Well, how did you find them, you might ask? By biting on them! EEK! Know that horrible crunchy sound your teeth make when there's sand between them? Not good eats. I have NO idea how this happened or what to think of this since I've only heard good things about this chippy. But, .. I do think it's fair to warn my fellow Yelpers that 2.5 hours after eating their chips, I'm not feeling too well .... This experience needs of course to be verified, just not by me,... maybe I'll ask someone else to take one for the team and order some chips. I'm not doing it again anytime soon! - Right, update from the next day: it was definitely a mild case of food poisoning. AVOID!
Q: positive

A: I don't bike, kayak, snowboard, camp, or climb anything bigger than a flight of stairs. REI makes me wish I did. I have purchased some running gear in here before, and I always end up spending more money (and time) than I intended. They just have so many neat things to look at. Now the salespeople have little handheld checkout devices so they can check you out wherever you are. This is DANGEROUS, because if they approach me while I'm admiring something, I'll likely pull the trigger and buy it before I've even thought it through. I am an impulsive shopper - it's a downfall of mine.
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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- positive) review?

Answer: First visit; tries too hard and misses on basics..my wife and I had lunch and she had fish and chips, I had pork sandwich. too many salty chips...why is salt have to be used at such high quantities? sandwich was very messy ...do chefs ever to try and eat their meals with business attire on? Fish was average and also made mushier by the cole slaw bed. a great fish and chips is balanced and crisp...the basics need to be fixed before the "innovative gastromics" can be appreciated. oh and way too expensive for what u get now.
Input: OPTIONS:
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Generate a negative review for a place
Output: I spent 2 1/2 hours to see the optometrist maybe 10 minutes total. The technician who normally does the basics did almost everything and did a great job. Dr. Siems came in and basically signed a few forms, asked if I had ever worn contacts before and if I was interested in Lasik? I got the impression I was forgotten about when one of other technicians walked by and asked what I was still doing there (sitting in the exam room). When I told them I was waiting to the Dr. he apologized and went running off. Good thing I had my phone and Words With Friends. Over all the exam was pretty good and the facility looks brand new. All in all, though I wasn't impressed and if it wasn't for the Yelp Discount, I wouldn't have gone or recommend anyone else go either.
input: Write a positive yelp review (OPTIONS:
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output: Best hotel I have been to period! The customer service is outstanding, all access to everything MGM, and who doesn't like a jacuzzi in their room?! Right from the get go we were greated and treated like kings. We got there around 9am and knowing check in isn't until 3pm we just asked to see what they could do...they did everything to serve us and got us a suit right away and even took the bags up for us! That's what I call service. Being treated like your the most important client they have makes you feel great! The rooms are immaculate. We went swimming at the MGM and Signature and had a blast at both. I'm not a nit picky yelper however, if I had to complain about one teeny tiny thing it would be the 5-10 minute walk to get to the strip thru MGM Grand, but being in a gated community does have major perks! This is my new Vegas home whenever I come to LV. The other great reason to go here...the price. Compared to the other great resorts here this is the best for your buck!
Q: negative

A:
I came here strictly for some glow in the dark accessories for a 5K I signed up for. I had only been here one other time for Halloween. First impression, they definitely have everything you need to get your party started no matter what it made be. They get 2 stars for me because their customer service just kind of sucks! I found my items quickly and got in what I thought was a short line but with one register open and two other employees just chilling behind the counter I soon became frustrated. I could tell that the customer occupying the one register were going to take some time with their transaction and I asked the guy if he could open another register and ring me up. He had no problem doing this and was friendly. My problem is did I really need to ask you to do that when you have at least three people in line and were all looking at you like WTF!