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Output: Can't say that I was very impressed. Came for dinner in a hopeful and enthusiastic mood since the reviews have been pretty good, but I don't think this place lives up to its current good, but declining rating. Ordered the Combo fried rice (shrimp, chicken, beef, pork), sesame chicken, and garlic fried chicken. The combo fried rice was pretty good, but ended up drinking about 6 glasses of water due to the MSG and sodium content. You'd think that the cook spent his better years in the French Foreign Legion in the Sahara eating salt tablets and developed a taste for them. The sesame chicken had a good flavor and a thick brown sweet sauce. I liked it a lot until it got cool and the sauce looked (with that stringy consistency) more like glue. You think I'm kidding? I'm not. Garlic fried chicken was bad. Just bad. It was like an over roasted dried out half chicken with some dried garlic pieces sprinkled on top. No spices, no flavor, no good. We then got all kinds of lip from the waitress when we asked if they could change the channel on the TV from college football, to the Suns game. They made it into this big deal that the "customers" wanted to see the football game. Yeah right, it was University of West Virginia Vs. University of Connecticut! I would have believed it if it was a local team.... It's better than a 1 star joint, but only because it's borderline edible. To be avoided.

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Output: Saw this show last year on the urging of some friends and made the decision based off the Yelp reviews. My friends were going to see both La Reve and Jabbawockeez (same price for each show) but due to budget constraints I could only join them for one show. I ended up choosing Jabbawockeez (Yelp review was 4.5 stars whereas La Reve was 4) and was disappointed I even passed up a Cirque show. My friends were staying at the Wynn/Encore so they had gotten discount tickets of $70 per ticket which I later found out was a steal considering that La Reve rarely goes on sale or discount. I recently moved to Vegas and joined HouseSeats where I have heard they have previously offered tickets for Jabbawockeez to members for free! My regret is endless... The Jabbawockeez show was entertaining enough but certainly not worth the money! And like some other reviewers have said it's like watching the movie Groundhog's Day. It gets very repetitive. Seeing it live isn't much different than watching them on TV except you are poorer afterwards. Just reminded me of a repetitive episode of AGT or something. On the other hand, I feel Cirque shows are an experience where you see something you have never seen before. (Saw Love and Zumanity and loved them both!) The entertainment surrounds you... Artists fly in and do acts with agility and grace with each skit a little different than the last unlike Jabbawockeez. So my advice is to pick a Cirque show over others that are offered if you have a limited budget and can't see both or more than one show.

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Output: Food is always great, usually have a pretty good wait, servers are hit and miss here.

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It was my first time trying this place today and I was super impressed. I drive past it all the time on my way to the airport and have always been curious. I was a little nervous because I've tried other Mongolian grills before that were set up just like this one and they have never tasted that great. I'm also allergic to nuts and no matter how many times I tell the people at other Mongolian grills...i almost always have an allergic reaction. I wish I got the awesome host's name because she was super helpful to me the whole time I was there. Whenever I looked like I didn't know what I was doing she would come over and help me out. I also wish there was a tip jar in front because I would have loved to tip her for her awesome customer service! This place not only had great customer service, but also great food! I got my food to-go but this is pretty much how the place works: you have different options on the size of the bowl you can get to fill up. I got the small bowl but it was enough for two meals for me. They have good meat choices, yes the meat is raw and cold but that is why it stays fresh! Then they have different veggies to choose from and 3 types of noodles. You pile as much food as you can inside that bowl and they actually encourage you to cheat to get more food! They give you pieces of wax paper so that you can literally smash the food down and fit more inside the bowl. You can pile it up as high as you want...just as long as it isn't spilling all over the place. Then there is the AWESOME sauce bar. You can make your own sauce by mixing them together, or you can follow their easy instructions that show you how to make specific sauces! I told the cook that I was allergic to peanuts and without hesitation he cleaned the entire grill for me to make sure I didn't get any traces in my food. I also got one box to take either brown rice or white rice home and to-go soup bowl for a side of soup (the spicy beef was soooo good) and a drink. As you can tell I was very impressed by this place and will be returning again very soon! Lastly, if the host with the brown hair who helped me today is reading this...You're awesome! -sincerely the really lost and confused Asian girl who had to ask you a billion questions.