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An example of an negative review: Pho is one of my favorite food and finding a good Pho place in Las Vegas is like trying to get rich gambling in these big casino, it's "Pho-get about it" hard. Everytime a new Vietnamse restaurant opened up in Vegas, I always hope that they will finally have good Pho. What define good Pho? Must have good flavor and flavor must come from either beef bone or meat + enough herb + spices (star anises, ginger, onions, salt, sugar, etc...), not just MSG +salt+sugar+ star anise. Even though I grew up in California, I don't think I set my standard high when it comes to Pho in Vegas. Anyway, get back to Pho Thai Binh. Tried it the first time when it was first opened, wasn't impressed. Tried it again this week, it's even worse. The broth was so bland and flavorless that it tasted like water + salt + sugar only. Also tried the rice dish, wasn't impressed either. Rice was old and hard, so was the meat. Bun Thit Nuong, decent. Overall, Pho # 1 or Pho # 8 are still better choices. The only upside is the restaurant is really clean, but I think b/c the place is still new.

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An example of an negative review: This is the first review I have written that I truly hope the restaurant management reads. Havana Cafe used to be one of the few restaurants I used to brag about to out-of-town friends. They had a dozen dishes that I would classify as excellent and many others that were just "quite good". But it has gone drastically downhill. Here are a few examples: 1. The appetizer portions are smaller than they used to be, sometimes ridiculously so. For example, the chicken croquettes ($6) consisted of two pieces the size and shape of a thumb (a child's thumb), filled with pureed chicken and almost entirely tasteless. 2. The entrees (we had ropa viejo and picadillo) were adequate in size but spiced very poorly. The picadillo had no tropical spicing, and in fact tasted faintly bitter. The ropa viejo was vinegary. This points to incompetence in the cooking staff. 3. The prices remain high. But they are cutting corners -- no bread was served with the meal this time, for example. 4. The menu was never really authentic Cuban, but it did have a number of popular Cuban dishes, with an interesting admixture of Central and South American favorites. Some are still on the menu, but others have given way to meat loaf and fried chicken. It looks to me like the management of Havana Cafe is flopping around, looking for a way to make money (or more money) and has made a series of poor decisions. If you are listening: it's time to hire a better chef, make the menu more authentic, get rid of those $5 plastic chairs, provide real value, and pay more attention to managing the wait staff. I hope to see you back to your previous glory, but I'm not holding my breath. And I am not spending $100 for two people for what you have to offer.

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An example of an negative review: We've ordered (most often for delivery) from Jade Palace several times a year. Sadly, with each order the quality seems to be missing the mark. The owners of Jade Palace are very supportive of our children's school, so it is very hard for me to write a derogatory review. Our order tonight ($70.00 - really HIGH) was edible, but tasted awful. Every item, shrimp, orange chicken, pot-stickers and especially the noodles were all greasy...very greasy. It was a very disappointing meal! Perhaps this was a fluke. But I have my doubts. Our last order was greasy too. Maybe your meal will be as good as we used to enjoy...several years ago. Jade Palace is worth at least one experience so you can make your own decision. We all have a different taste, particularly when it comes to oriental cuisine. :(

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An example of an negative review: Worst Food in the Southwest? This is a very unique place. I'm sure there are good reasons to go there, but please, don't go there for the food. And if you do go there, make sure you eat first. Go to drink, dance, party ... but not to eat. Horrible food, egregiously overpriced. We went for lunch. We were the only people there at noon, not a good sign. The ribs were simply terrible. For $14, you got ... six small ribs; that is all. They were clearly warmed over, and appeared to have been cooked day or two or a week? earlier. And they were barely warm. Simply dreadful. One of us ordered the sliders, and they were equally ghastly.