[Q]: Objective: To prevent burning hands when lighting a candle,
[A]: light a long, twisted roll of paper on fire to light the candle.

[Q]: Objective: how do you get rid of a mustache?
[A]: shave it off.

[Q]: Objective: How to stop a door from opening and closing with wind gusts?
[A]: Begin by stripping or cutting out a small piece of wood, place the wood just above the latch at the door frame and secure it with screws and a drill, this will stop the door from being able to swing open and closed

[Q]: Objective: how do you keep food warm in a car?
[A]:
put it under the heater.