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Output: One of the worst coffee shop experiences I have had. I will be brief, and I will start with a positive... The space is amazing. It is really cool, and many details seemed well thought out. Service and product were not great. I ordered a cappuccino, it was not good. I also bought a scone, which wasn't given to me, but instead was sold to the man behind me. They offered to give me another pastry with my drink, but they already had sold it as well to a woman a couple orders ahead of me. Long story short, no pastry, and no offer for a refund. They said they would give me a pastry next time I came in, however, I don't want to go back in. Aside from the pastry and coffee, the man at the register seemed ready to go home, and the woman that was the barista was friendly but did not seem to know much about coffee. I can get over bad coffee and loss of a pastry. The main thing that takes me back to a business is the staff/owners passion and service. Maybe one day I will try songbird again.

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Output: I live in Chicago, IL. My family and I drove out of state for the weekend. After about 200 miles away from home, my Hyundai Santa Fe experienced problems so I had it towed to the nearest Hyundai dealer, O'Brien Hyundai in Urbana, IL. We left the Santa Fe there and rented a car to continue our trip. The service department and I were in constant contact during that weekend hoping to have work completed, or at least a complete analysis of the problem, by my Monday evening return to Illinois. O'Brien Hyundai informed us that they had no loaner cars even though they are an Auto Park with 12 auto brands and dealerships in nine cities. The link labeled "The Journey" of their website boasts: "O'Brien Automotive Team locations are in nine cities and four states and include Peoria, IL (2 locations); Normal, IL, Urbana, IL, Champaign, IL; North Pekin, IL; Ft. Myers, FL (2 locations); Naples, FL; Chamblee, GA, and Cathedral City, CA (3 locations). Automotive brands include Mitsubishi, Hyundai, Kia, Toyota, Scion, Jeep, Volkswagen, Dodge, Chrysler, Subaru, Chevrolet, and Mazda." (www.obrienteam.com) How can you have this many dealerships and and not offer loaner cars? The work that needed to be completed was covered by my warranty. It took from February 5, 2010 to March 1, 2010 for the service to be completed. They kept trying to find additional stuff they could fix and charge me for, and when I gave them the go ahead to fix it, they would break something else and tell me it would take an additional week to correct. The total car rental cost was $1,018.80. If I'd known the service would take as long as it did, I would've had the vehicle towed to my preferred dealer near my home where I would've been offered a loaner and not have to make a 2.5 drive to pick up my car. I really would like to hope that in this day and age my ethnicity had nothing to do with why I wasn't offered a loaner, but I was born and raised in Illinois so I know better.

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Output: My husband and I are big fans of breakfast fare and we've become regulars at The Good Egg for consistent delicious fixes. They have an extensive menu that provides more healthy options (that actually taste good) than most breakfast restaurants offer. The service and food isn't always stellar, which is why I give it 4 stars rather than 5, but both are usually excellent and I have never left completely disappointed.

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Probably the most fun I've had in Vegas. I spent a great deal of time in Vegas for work, and I unfortunately didn't find the Eastside Lounge until the end of my stay. The atmosphere is totally my speed--no tacky pounding dance soundtracks, soft yet interesting music and an environment conducive to grabbing a table for conversation with good company. The two gentlemen handling the music fielded an eclectic range of requests with style and good humor. Quality cocktails and attentive service. I would not describe this place as inexpensive, but this is the Strip, you get what you pay for. Well worth it.