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Output: Front of the house doesn't have a clue. Walked out on my second visit, room wasn't half full, waited 15 minutes for water. Back of the house so-so at best. Marsala must come out of a jar, seriously. French dip just okay. Less than a mile away, Bernard's Bistro & Luna Rosa are most excellent!

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Output: Smashburger for that down home Ikea feel. I wasn't impressed. Their menu is pretty standard burger fare...bbq burger, mushroom swiss burger. I didn't see anything out of the ordinary in their offerings. I was excited for their sweet potato fries when I ordered them. Wasn't so excited to eat them. They were doused in olive oil and rosemary. I'm a rosemary purist and don't think you are required to cook with a lot of it to get the flavor out of it. Too much rosemary is a bad thing -- it overpowers everything and you lose the other flavors in translation. Their burgers were ok. But lets face it, how hard is it to mess up a burger. I wish places would quit buttering buns. I can't ever remember to tell them not to butter it and I think the butter actually mutes the taste of the sandwich. Smashburger wasn't my favorite. Don't think I'll be dining there again. I rank it slightly ahead of Culvers. Mad the mistake of going back here. Hated even worse the second time. Guess I'm just not a fan.

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Output: So I found this place from Yelp and it was the closest Barber shop to my location. I was able to walk in without an appointment on Saturday at 11:30am and was seated immediately. That was awesome because the place was busy I just got lucky I guess. I was told over the phone a haircut was $11 but found out the Fohawk cut I was getting was $13. Still a bargain though because the guy did a great job. Love the classic Barber shop style where they use a proper razor. When the Barber finished up I was surprised to learn that he was Nelson! Definitely will be coming back next month.

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Nope! Nothing "Italian" about this place, and it's not even good enough to be American. Even my pizza-loving starving boy refused his pizza after one bite. Truly, I have had better food on transatlantic flights. Bland, tasteless, and overpriced.