Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: Pleasant staff, good atmosphere. But the pad Thai was the blandest and most mediocre instance of its kind I've tasted. At least the prawns in the pad Thai weren't too bad.
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A: Hands down, one of my favorite bars in Pittsburgh. They have a vast beer selection, decent prices, and good food (especially for "bar food"). Their wings are some of the best in the city, and you can't beat their Wednesday night wing specials. It's not a fancy place by any means, but the drinks are cold, people are friendly, and there are plenty of TV's to watch the games.
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer: Certainement l'une de mes pires soirees dans un restaurant. Non pas que la nourriture etait mauvaise. Bien que je n'ai pas non plus le souvenir qu'elle etait exceptionnelle. Mais disons que la facon dont nous avons ete traites ce soir la, mes amis et moi, a gache tout le reste! Deja, il y a clairement trop de tables dans ce restaurant, si bien qu'on s'y sent tres rapidement oppresse. Nous, nous avons eu la " chance " de nous retrouver a une table dans le passage entre la salle et les cuisines. Nous etions donc tranquilles dans notre coin. Du moins, entre deux passages de serveurs... Serveur dont l'amabilite ne nous a pas particulierement frappes d'ailleurs. Non plus que son professionnalisme. Il ne nous a pas decroche un seul sourire de toute la soiree, n'a jamais rempli nos verres d'eau et s'est montre tellement agace lorsque nous avons hesite sur nos commandes (le menu est tres varie, reconnaissons leur au moins ca...) que nous n'avons pas ose lui demander de l'huile piquante ni du parmesan. Il aussi trouve le moyen de se tromper sur notre commande : trois plats sur quatre ont dut etre ramenes en cuisine! Malgre cela, nous avons tout de meme donne un pourboire de 10% car apres tout, ce garcon passait peut-etre une mauvaise soiree... Peut-etre que d'habitude il etait plus prevenant, plus souriant, etc. Bref, nous lui avons laisse le benefice du doute. Et la le patron est arrive comme un cheveu sur la soupe, en nous a faisant remarquer bien fort que nous n'avions meme pas laisse les 15% de pourboire attendus!!! Ce a quoi mon ami a simplement repondu : " mauvais service, mauvais pourboire! ". Cette experience etait peut-etre un ensemble de mauvais hasards mais toujours est-il que pour nous, le Napoli Pizzeria c'est fini!
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Output: Born and raised in Chicago--my sister-in-law was a Cafe Ba-Ba-Ree-Bah! employee so the wife and I hit all the Lettuce Entertain You joints (if this sounds foreign to you, you aren't a Chicagoan, so don't try to rebut). Don and Charlie, LEY should revoke your membership. If you're going to advertise your Rogers Park heritage and tout all your North Side hangouts either 1.) be genuinely Chicago (or suburbs!) or 2.) have food so great that everyone can ignore the lack of #1. Decor is an attemp to knock-off a Loop Chop House mixed with Harry Caray's baseball fanaticism. Arrived at 5 PM; nobody took our order until 5:20. Wait staff stood in the back and argued about who would take which section--we had to ask a busboy if we could get service. Appetizer arrived at 5:40--decent coconut shrimp. The wife ordered the porkchop--which arrived lukewarm, dry, and hard as a rock. Her soup tasted like Campbell's Homestyle from a can and the applesauce was like Mott's from a baby food jar. I had baby back ribs with chicken. Gents, don't tout your rib abiliities--I've lived all over the US and these were some of the worst I've ever had. I had to hack (not cut) these with a steak knife and what little meat was on them was unpalatable. The chicken was pretty good. The sauce was not "Midwest" style. The creamed spinach was so hot that I had to wait until I had finished everything else to even start tasting it. Final tally: $72.72 WITHOUT drinks. In Chi-town, you would have been run out of business/shot in a driveby for prices such as these--ie: Scottsdale does not immediately equal Loop (or Lake Forest) in terms of price vs. quality. The $50 gift card brought this bill down the correct level for the experience. What surprised me was that by 6 PM this place was packed to overflowing and what appeared to be "regulars" were all bellowing about how "authentically Chicagoan" they found it to be. I never write reviews because I like to give places the benefit of the doubt, but this was such an incredible letdown that I had to post something. Seriously folks--do no waste your time/$. If you want a Chicago experience, go to Chicago. If you want good food at a decent price, there are plenty of places in Phoenix that put this joint to shame!
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output: Had a few minutes before a flight out of a D gate and was starving from missing lunch so stopped by here to grab a jerk chicken bowl to go. What a mess! First, the order plus a bottle of water added up to $20. I expect airport prices to be high, so I just crossed my fingers that the food was actually palatable. Every single ingredient in the dish was bland--the chicken, the vegetables, the sauces they smothered everything in--and the rice and beans were an overcooked mush. I couldn't even finish it. Never again.
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output:
I discovered Lush while puttering around in a tiny town in Western England called Cheltenham while on a business trip with my husband. I walked by the shop and the smell hit me and drew me right in. I have been hooked ever since, and had been visiting the one in Scottsdale most recently, so imagine my excitement when I discovered that they opened one here in Chandler. I have loved every product I have bought, and the service is amazing - you can try almost everything and they love to use the products on you - for example, they are giving your feet the treatment with their new foot scrub right now. On top of how great the products are, they are great for you and the earth. Everything is handmade and natural, and most products are vegan too. They also support environmental and charitable causes and if you bring back 5 of their black pots, you get a fresh face mask free. These masks are like nothing you can find anywhere - so fresh you have to keep them in the fridge! So, even though you can find cheaper skin, body and hair care elsewhere, it's worth every penny. If you try nothing else, try the Dream Cream - it is absolutely the most amazing skin cream I have ever tried and smells yummy.