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Output: My friends & i wanted to try this place for happy hour. I tried going on the website, but there is no info about HH, menus, etc... I called on friday 7/25 during business hours. I called six times in 1 hour, hoping someone would answer the phone. I kept getting the answering machine. On my 6th call, I finally left a message... I knew nobody was going to call me back, and I was right!!!! I'm just gonna take this off my "bookmark" list on my yelp account. I haven't even tried this place & I am already getting bad service!!!!!

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Output: I really don't now what to do with this place. They have a great concept and they deliver which is very convenient, but the product is incredibly inconsistent. Every time we order from here one of us has a great dish and the other has a disgusting one. My husband came home with our food and my angel hair with meat sauce was gummy, dry, and just plain not good. I've had this before and it was great, so I knew it wasn't the way it was supposed to be. We called about it and the girl had the nerve to say "It looked fine to me." SERIOUSLY?! These kids at this place really need to learn a thing or two about customer service. My husband had to ask for a manager to get the order fixed. To his credit, the manager was quite friendly and delivered us a new order (along with the side salads that were originally missing from our order...come on! And it's not the first time that has happened) My new pasta still tasted funny...it must have been that day's batch of sauce. But my husband's food was good this time. I just don't get it. They seem to have a quality control issue.

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Output: The monday-friday lunch special is hands down THE BEST VALUE on the strip - this is coming from a Las Vegas resident who's literally been everywhere! The food is always top-notch matched by immaculate presentation and service to boot! If you can get a table it's a no-brainer during your stay in Vegas.

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This laundromat is reasonably affordable, has decent, although not great, machines (watch the driers - they randomly bump open and waste your time/money). The low rating is due to the nastiest woman I've ever had to deal with. It's an older woman who sits in the back and watches and glares at everyone. She seems to have taken a special dislike to me and has actually reduced me to tears with her sheer unpleasantry and rudeness. I'd seriously dryclean every item I had before I go to this facility again.