Problem: Write a positive yelp review.
A: I love this place! -Great Coffee -Nice Wine Selection -Small but Quality Microbrew Selection -Free WiFi -Nice Owners When we're in town visiting I always leave our son with Grandma for an hour or so to visit Wine at the Pines. I first learned about WP when my mom mentioned that there was a place opening up in town that was going to be serving Metropolis Coffee. For those of you who are not familiar with Metropolis, it's the best coffee ever! We live in Chicago just down the block from the Metropolis mothership and there isn't a better cappuccino to be had anywhere. They import and roast their own beans and do it so well that they were rated the best coffee shop in Chicago. Whole Foods has started selling their coffee as well. But I digress. Aside from the coffee at WP you can browse their wine cellar, have a sandwich, sample good cheeses and pasta or gorge yourself on baked goods like I'm doing right now. In the front of the cafe there are a few tables and chairs and two bars. In the back there's some more tables and some comfy-looking leather chairs. My only criticism is that I would like for them to be open earlier than noon on sundays.

Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A: I have definitely experienced better. The service is VERY slow. After realizing the inside dining room was small and stuffy, I asked to sit outside. Despite the server only having 1 table with 2 people, it took 10 minutes for someone to locate me outside, and prior to that they didn't even offer us drinks. The dining experience outside was nice, however the service continued to be very slow. Once we received the food (which we ordered medium hot), it was too spicy to eat. Instead of sending the food back, we got it in a to go box. Only go here if you're willing to take 2 hours for a meal.

Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A:
Over priced.