Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: This place is an old Stool Pigeons, (or is it still Stool Pigeons? The sign is still up outside. Upon walking in I immediately caught a shady vibe from the dark interior. Barely any customers. There's still a lingering scent of stale cigarette smoke from back in the day when smoking indoors was permitted, mixed with the smell of sewage. I'm not one for eating in bathrooms, or any room that smells remotely like it. Huge turn off. We decided to sit on the patio. This place boasts 50 taps, none of which are anything special. In this day and age, there are plenty better options for delicious beer in the area. I ordered an IPA, my boyfriend ordered a mimosa. Being Sunday, they were advertised as $3 on the street sign. When we asked the bartender the specials, he quoted $5, and our bill quoted $4. Wierd, but we got our server to (reluctantly) fix the issue. Boyfriend's mimosa looked an odd shade of a cloudy beige orange. Even more deterring was the rim of his glass- it had a crust of black grit on it. Who knows what... After our experience of just getting drinks, I doubt we will be back for food or drinks. When passing by, I never see anyone out on the patio, or even leaving the restaurant. I wonder if others have had the same thoughts.
Q: negative

A: I can't help but feel this Restaurant has fooled many. While I've read the food described as "Authentic Italian," I felt it was anything but. I've been to Italy, and this ISN'T Italian... I suppose the entire visit was lackluster. The decor had a lot to be desired, but the wait staff were great. However, once we ordered wine (and, by the old menu at least, were supposed to receive the standard 4oz glass) things went downhill. While we were savoring the tiny portion in our glasses, the bartender was doing his best to overfill the glasses of the pretty girls at the bar. When questioned, we were told "they asked for doubles." Who orders a double Merlot? We chose what appeared to be a special at the time: a smoked duck panini. What arrived at the table was a glorified ham and cheese sandwich. No, I'm not complaining about the sandwich itself, but they had substituted ham instead of smoked duck, then claimed that I wouldn't know the difference. I'm not sure if it was just this visit or the one that followed that biased me, but I'll never return.
Problem: What would be an example of an positive (OPTIONS:
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Answer: I stopped in here while visiting my daughter in town. I fell in love with their selection of fabric, especially carrying Camille RossKelley's newest line. The girls at the counter we so helpful and friendly. Can't wait to go back again!
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Generate a positive review for a place
Output: Dr. Kwok and Jeff are the best. If you need your eye exam or want new contacts and glasses, they have the latest and greatest. And ready for this? Best part. You don't need to worry about that so dreaded air puff that makes your eyes water because you know it's coming. Awesome.
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output: Bummed that I have to be the downer here ... but got a dozen roses for my wife for our 12 year anniversary and feel I was charged way to much for the flowers to start wilting and dying not even a day later ... seriously I have bought roses that looked better from Target several days later than these did. Maybe if I paid the same price as Target I wouldn't be complaining, but I didn't ... I paid A LOT more in hope that I would have gotten a better product. (and not be the cheap husband that always goes to Target last minute .. I actually thought this one out hahaha) The gal that runs the place the the delivery guy was awesome .. even when they delivered they broke a rose and went back and brought us 3 new ones to make up for the one that they accidentally broke on delivery. The store was an awesome little store too. Just bummed that the roses didn't last for more than a 24 hour period for what I paid .. that is my biggest issue ...
Q: negative

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Not impressed!!! I intentionally waited awhile after they opened to avoid the craziness... FAIL!!! The line was crazy long which is fine, you finally get inside to be greeted by a soda fountain but OOPS!!! Out of everything except diet crap!!! 15 minutes later upon FINALLY reaching the register, $15 a person??? OUCH!!! After waiting behind a pack of screeching children to finally be seated, I make my way to the food and no big surprise... more empty platters and disappointment!!! They didn't even have two of three Chocolate Fountain flavors!!! I'll stick to Stations Feast thank you very much!!!