Problem: I had n't had the stink of trash , tar and salt in my nose for awhile , so I figured it would n't hurt to stick around and have some fun at one of the local taverns once my business , which is n't any of yours , was done . So I took myself over to the Salty Sailor and ordered an ale . I sat myself in a corner , propped up my feet and watched the scene unfold .

What is the narrator consuming in large quantities ?

A: They are consuming booze .

Problem: The Executive Jacket has nice , leather wraps on three of the four corners and the Kindle fits snugly in place . The fourth corner has an elastic band that allows for easy insertion and removal from the jacket . The whole package provides a great fit . Secondly , I appreciate that the Executive Jacket has several sleeves on the inside . I can carry a small tablet of paper , business cards , SD cards and a pen / pencil .

Why does the narrator seem to like the Executive Jacket ?

A: They like the pockets on it .

Problem: Why do I even bother ? Hey while I ' m at it why do n't I go ahead and start taking the steroids for my MS that I am supposed to take ? That way my stomach will be even more upset , I wo n't be able to hold food down , and my mood swings would be even worse . What an awesome idea :/ * sigh * I am going to give it a couple weeks and see how it goes . In other news , I went to Gay Pride Fest yesterday .

What may be the reason for posting this ?

A:
To describe my health