Problem: ) , and tonight after putting a simple one together , I did a google search to see what was out there . Let 's just say , I am not all that avant - garde . But , we are going to pretend that I was the first person to come up with this idea , ok ?

What was i looking up on Google ?

A: Outfits to wear

Problem: Allowed me to see the good in someone that I had been so skeptical to see . I have sort of neglected my writing for a while . That 's because I thought things were changing .

Why did they stop writing for awhile ?

A: None of the above choices .

Problem: Suicidally low . Hey , at least Alabama would n't have to pay for my health coverage if I bit it , right ? ( Yeah , I can actually make bad jokes about it now . Believe it or not , that 's progress . )

What do I mean by " bit it " ?

A:
If I kill myself .