input: Write a negative yelp review.
output: After all the reviews, decided why not give it a try? WOW, packed on a sunday nite with a 20 minute wait. Know all about eating the spicy mudbugs after living in houston 7 yrs. The crawfish were really good, not soggy and mildly spiced for my tastes choosing the hot n juicy spice. They were out of stone & blue crab, leaving only king legs and snow crab to choose from. I got the tiny sized snow crabs, my friend got the shrimp platter. both were mostly fries. this place would die a quick death in south texas or the bayou country. pros: food came out really fast, miller lite by the bottle served really cold. cons: limited items available that night, say they serve beer & wine but wine was only sold by the bottle last night. atmosphere gets a zero, we were packed in like sardines, forgive the pun. waitress seemed frazzled, maybe it was her first night. had to ask for lemons, WTF?
input: Write a positive yelp review.
output: In Las Vegas, there are plenty of themed hotels & casinos all over the place, but rarely is there one that actually befits the theme so well as Tahiti Village. LOCATION: 4 stars Tahiti Village is about 3 miles away from the Strip and the location is just far enough to be comfortable, but not so far away to be inconvenient. Tahiti Village is also located just across the street from the outlets, giving anyone a chance to simply walk over and shop to their heart's contentment. And because the place has no high rises to obscure the view, the sunset here is truly enchanting. DECO: 4 stars I mentioned earlier how Tahiti Village is probably one of the best themed resorts I've seen in Vegas. It's mostly because of the detail it puts in its island theme. I've stayed at hotels in Waikiki, and this place always reminds me of the rooms there. They go for a very organic feel to the place, with a color scheme of beiges, whites, and earth tones. Bamboo and wood grace the grain of the material and everything is made from this theme, including the tables in the rooms and the front desk. And because of the distance from the Strip, the rush and bustle doesn't come off in this hotel. Laid back and chill is definitely the move of the groove. POOL: 4 stars The place has a pool with actual sand! WTF?! Yeah, it's pretty consistent with the theme of the place. And if you don't like the sand, they have another pool that is more traditional. The pool is heated so it never gets too cold. And the best thing... THE LAZY RIVER. I have been to lots of hotels in my life, but I don't think there has been anything as great as a lazy river within a hotel's pool. I love lounging on this snake path. With tubes ready for your convenience, you just plop onto one of these rings, grab a drink, and lounge around for a few hours. It is SOOOOOO relaxing. ROOMS: 4 stars The rooms are fairly nice. Of course, they aren't plush like a Cosmopolitan or Bellagio, but they are quaint and comfortable. They continue the theme of island living with wooden furniture and cotton upholstery. The place has a kitchen (or mini, depending on what kind of room you get), walkable patio, and living room. If you get the bigger rooms, they include a jacuzzi bath tub, and steamer available in the shower. And unlike other hotels, these rooms have televisions that are more than 7 channels. It might not be much, but it's nice to see more than infomercials for the hotel you're staying at and crappy local channels. These are rooms that are very inviting after a long night in town. PRICE: N/A I'd like to give you pricing info here, but I've been lucky enough to stay here as a time share location. I will say, I always felt welcomed here, and with the amenities I experienced, I always felt like the place was worth paying higher than other off Strip hotels. It actually makes me consider partaking in time shares. CONCLUSION Before Tahiti Village, I never considered staying outside the Strip. I loved being able to simply walk out the hotel and go down the Strip. But after going to Tahiti Village and seeing the convenience of off Strip staying, I have to say that I'll definitely consider this place more as I return to Las Vegas.
input: Write a negative yelp review.
output:
It seems like they've looked at most of the details but do you really think I need or will use an old Antiquated FAX machine. NO! I won't. A coffee maker or a means to heat water might just be a nice guest amenity. Yea, the rest is fine but schlepping 15 minutes (yes, it takes that long to get to coffee downstairs) early morning - no fun. Won't be back.