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An example of an positive review: UPS: reasonable price for a potentially HUGE portion, awesome location, busy and fun with friendly waitstaff and cooks, cheap drinks for downtown, GREAT quality ingredients and they 'use local farmers when possible' which I love, love, love. Oh, and you get to watch the food being cooked! DOWNS: Red lights make my eyes bug out...and um yup that's about it. Other things: Don't order an appetizer unless you can eat a LOT of food. The wonton appetizer is flavorless - I squeezed lime and added salt and pepper to the dip and it was much tastier.

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An example of an positive review: One of my favorite places to meet friends! They have a great Happy Hour menu and the service is always great. My personal faves are the homemade potato chips with dip (always a hit!) and the Calamari Salad. The Calamari was always my "go-to" dish, but the last 2 times I've ordered it I've been disappointed. I've been told about kitchen staff changes and recipe changes, but I feel like they took a great recipe and ruined it. I still love the location, staff and ambiance, so I'll just find new dishes to order. I've had their mushroom pizza and a few of their other dishes. All good. Hopefully no more recipe changes in the future.

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An example of an negative review: I waited over and hour for the ceviche de camarones. When it arrived it was literally 8 pieces of shrimp and a pile of onions. Ridiculous. They said it takes a long time to make. I'm not buying it and I'm never coming back. No tip.

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An example of an negative review: Can't stand this place. We show up after a long day, around 10pm and drive around the lot looking for a place to park - could not find anything, and that has never happened to me before in Vegas, most hotels have enough parking. So we decide to valet since we are tired and no one seems to be leaving. The valet walks up to us and tells us, "I have bad news, valet is full." I told him we were staying at the hotel and he said "park at Mandalay Bay." I was pissed, I'm supposed to hike up from some other hotel with my luggage when I paid to stay at Luxor! We decided to try the garage one more time and stalked someone who was leaving and got their space. Apparently they let the people going to their nightclub take all the parking, not paying guests. After about 45 minutes of looking for parking, we go to check in. It's late so there is only 1 person at the desk, but as we stand there, the line just grows and grows, and they finally bring someone else up to help after we were standing there for 30 minutes and a person behind me started to loudly complain. Finally get into the room and at that point I did not care what it looked like, only if it was clean. What makes me mad about all this is I contacted them about the issue with parking and the lobby and never received a response. I didn't want anything from them except an apology and they could not even bother with that. I will never stay there again!