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Output: Although I admire them for their attempts to improve their hotel, and did what they could to help get people to go there, I'd like to say that their service is HORRIBLE. First off, their hotel was advertised on a magazine, and was suggested as one of the pools to experience. So my group of friends thought to try something different. We get there, not only do they tell you that you have to rent a room to go in the pool (because ceasars and hard rock let the public swim for free without having to rent a room), but when they advertise the 25 cent chicken wing deal they hide the actual terms in fine print as if they were sleazy salesmen. You have to first, sign up for a players card to get the 25 cent deal. Then, you have to buy a 10 wing minimum. Then after the bad service and EXTRA and I do not exaggerate the EXTRA greasy chicken wings you find what you thought was a deal turned to be a hefty check after they ring up $1 PER RANCH SAUCE, $1.50 PER NON REFILLABLE DRINK, $1 per to go box which can only limit ten wings per box. If you have 15 wings you HAVE TO GET TWO. So I mean at the end of the night, you lost your appetite for good wings, and you walk away with horrible experience because the service was bad, the people were rude, and the charges were ridiculous. I mean its not even a top rated hotel. Obviously. The only cool thing was that the pool was open late night if you are down for a late night swim and the pool is nice, and rooms are REALLY CHEAP. Sso I'll leave my review for that hotel with two stars.

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Output: I decided against my better judgement to do a GPS Roulette with this place. I did a search and looked up restaurants in my general vicinity because my stomach was getting angry and planning to rub some blisters on my back bone from lack of food. I know Yelp is frowning at me right now, and I swear I usually do the Yelp Roulette instead as my preferred treasure finder. Well, Yelp, I was paid back..pretty badly at that. I will never stray again, I promise it was just a fling and boy am I ever sorry for it. I should have known by the 2 other cars that were in the parking lot during a normal busy time of day... I should have known by the decor when we entered, and I usually never judge a place based on that alone... I love me a good dive, but the prices were NOT divey. We sat down and our server was so so. My honey told him specifically I can't eat vegetables, so for my meal if there are any, please tell them I don't want them. The server said ok, and when the first round of food came out I was impressed. They give you about 6 little appetizers to try, and they were pretty neat. Some of them tasted pretty good and some not so good, but I just figured that was my palatte. Well my honey's food comes out, and you guessed it, it's PILED with vegetables. Our server wasn't the one to bring it out, but he did come and check on us. We told him about the vegetables and he was very nonchalont, and pretty much dismissed us for the most part. He disappeared, and never came back to check on us. My food was very bland, and just not appealing in general, and I'm not very picky. I was upset that he never came back, and that he got our order wrong in the first place, but the lack of service is what did it for me. I am a stickler for service, and for the prices they charge, this is unacceptable. I don't give one star reviews often either, but this place earned it. We had to ring a bell next to our table when we were ready to go, that was like a door bell for our check to be brought out. We ring it.... and wait... and wait some more, and some more... and I'm starting to get angry by this point. I ring it again a few minutes later and finally he comes back over. He can tell we are angry, but doesn't ask how everything was, sees our full plates of uneaten food still sitting in front of us, and doesn't even offer to get us anything else, a discount etc. We paid, and I will honestly say I will NEVER walk back through the doors of that place. The lack luster food was bad enough, but pair it with non existent service... OH NO. I'll take my money and good mood elsewhere.

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Output: I have never been to the original in NY, but everything they say about the original holds true for the location at the Bellagio. If you are in the mood for risotto, then Le Cirque is the place for you. With at least half a dozen offerings daily, including Lobster risotto, you will definitely have your fill. I was suggested the squid ink risotto by the wait staff, but my wife and I were not brave enough. The lobster salad, their signature dish, is by far the best lobster salad I have had anywhere. Le Cirque is a great place to kill three hours...especially if the tables in Vegas haven't been so kind!

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Just a word of advice for people that live in and or visit Arizona. Make sure your shorts are either above your knees or that you're wearing pants, because the security guards at the front apparently have this idea that shorts below the knee are simply too long to enter this five star establishment. I didn't realize that this was some division of the Ritz Carlton, perhaps they would have provided me with a pair of pants had there been an issue. Little did they know my shorts were stuffed with ridiculous amounts of money, how unfortunate. Go tuck yourself in, Mr. Security Guard. I'll find somewhere that appreciates a good pair of shorts in the mean time.