Problem: Turns out that they 're going to have to perform open heart surgery to fix the problem . They scheduled the surgery for Tuesday the 2nd of September , and they 're letting him go right now . My stepmother and my aunt Janet are on their way to go get him right now , and as soon as I get out of work , I ' m going to go stop by his place and see him for a bit . And , I 'll be taking Tuesday off to be at the hospital . I hate hospitals . Gahhh ! ! !

Why is the narrator feeling stressed and anxious ?
OPTIONS:
- They have a family member facing a termination .
- They have a family member facing a procedure .
- They have a family member facing a job at the hospital .
- They have a family member facing a fight with Janet .

A: They have a family member facing a procedure .
Question:
My life has been pretty much blahhhh lately , but two things stand out from all the other crap . I was reminded of the first of them last night as I watched the beginning of Saturday Night Live . I do n't think I ' ve enjoyed that program for about 25 years , but the opening skit with Tina Fey as Sarah Palin was hilarious . That skit reminded me that I had a dream about Sarah Palin earlier in the week . I do n't normally remember my dreams , and in a million years I 'd never imagine that I 'd have a dream with her in it . She scares me .
Answer the following question: Why may the narrator feel SNL has improved ?
OPTIONS:
- The narrator feels Will Ferrell has saved it .
- None of the above choices .
- The narrator feels Tina Fey has saved it .
- The narrator feels Lorne Michaels has turned around .
Answer:
The narrator feels Tina Fey has saved it .
Question:
He 'd have died naturally from it , but they did n't want him to sit around in pain for the last day or two of his life . I was REALLY sad when my mom told me the news . My grandparents are pretty old , and my grandpa has been in pretty bad health the past few years . They loved Charlie , and it makes me really sad for them to lose him .

What may be the reason for posting this ?
OPTIONS:
- To describe my grief
- To describe my confusion
- To describe my happiness
- None of the above choices .
Answer:
To describe my grief
IN: So its been over a month since I ' ve been in South Africa and I ' ve yet to write a single blog ... until now . Now the question is where do is start ... ? Well I guess from the beginning but I 'll try ( emphasis try ) to keep this short .
The blog post may or may not be completed ?
OPTIONS:
- She wo n't complete the blog post because she does n't know where to start .
- She may not complete the blog because she ca n't decide where to start .
- None of the above choices .
- She will complete the blog because she knows she needs to get it done .

OUT: She will complete the blog because she knows she needs to get it done .
5:30AM - Put on some fresh clothes . Roll into Jamba Juice & order me a nice " white gummi bear " with added immunity boost . This is heaven ! I wo n't ever need to eat , if I could just live off of fruit candy flavored smoothies , such as " pink starburst " or " orange push pops ! " Things happened this past week .

OPTIONS:
- They are getting plenty of Vitamin D.
- They are getting plenty of Vitamin C.
- None of the above choices .
- They are getting lots of bulk building protein .
Answer the following question: What time of nutrients is the narrator consuming in bulk ?

They are getting plenty of Vitamin C.
Problem: Here 's a fun / depressing game : Go to YouTube . Notice how they show you five videos that are being watched at that moment . If you refresh the page , you 'll see five different videos being watched at THAT moment . Now notice how many of them are either a ) Sarah Palin or b ) Tina Fey 's impression of her on Saturday Night Live or c ) any other impersonation of Sarah Palin .

Why is Saturday night Live making fun of Sarah Palin ?
OPTIONS:
- SNL does n't like Sarah Palin .
- None of the above choices .
- Sarah Palin is great to make fun of .
- Tina Fey needs new material for Saturday night live .

A:
Sarah Palin is great to make fun of .