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Output: Received an amazon local deal to this salon for my birthday. Tried calling to set up an appointment and never received a call back. Tried emailing (per the suggestion on their voicemail) and never received a response. Finally showed up to their address and according to the Studio Salons listing they don't even have a spot there. For those unfamiliar with Studio Salons, it's a large faculty that's subdivided into small independently owned salons that are like rooms within the large facility. Each space can fit maybe 2-3 people at a time. Anyway this one isn't listed there. I plan to call Amazon to get the money back for the voucher but I see they are still advertising deals so I wanted to be sure to warn others not to purchase for this place. From what I can tell it doesn't exist and assuming it does they don't ever return calls so it's impossible to make an appointment. I also prefer to go to a larger salon where they have the space to cater to more than one person at a time. The Studio Salon setup presents an awkward feel in my opinion.

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Output: I like this Fry's. It is close to my place and it is pretty nice for a grocery store. I think the prices are just as cheep as anywhere else. It is nice when they have stuff that I actually buy on sale. They have a great beer selection. I always use the self check out. I just think it is faster. Plus I use a lot of bags because I reuse the bags to pick up my dogs "leavings" when I take him for a walk. They work perfect for that and it is instant recycling. The staff seems nice enough and every thing is usually in stock. The store is nice and clean too.

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Output: It looks like this place has a lot to offer, training, nutrition, smoothies. Today must have been an off day, unless this is just how business is conducted here, but I was never greeted, never acknowledged by the worker right in front of my face and felt completely overlooked. I understand there are other customers to be helped but a simple hello, I will be with you shortly would have sufficed.

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Joe, at the door, is great, the music is loud, the bathrooms are gross, the bartender is decent enough, the booze is reasonable (were $3 "you call its" a special for everyone for the hour before music started or just for our group? either way, fantastic. nothing off limits)... this place belongs on my Dives list. As an added bonus, it's biking distance from my house, if I had a bike at my house. I'll be back, Joe!