I think I ' m a little bit in love with the older ( and when I say older , I mean about thirty ) guys that come in the shop every once in a while to buy roses for a girlfriend . They are always bursting to tell me about how this relationship is new and how they want to start it out right . It always makes me smile .

A: What may happen during a visit from a customer in the flower shop ?

So the title explains it all . I 've been told by my friends that i fangirl so much now , better yet the tell me i ' m fangirl over someone younger ! ! ! but that 's not true at all GR!Chinen is older then me ( YAY ! ) lol !

A: What do the narrators friends think ?

So I thought , great , let 's go for it , we may not get the chance to stop by a Scottish pub together for a long long time after this . But the thing is , I just have no taste for alcohol , ha . It 's not that I have a moral problem with it ( as long as you 're not being stupid ) or that it makes me sick or something - I just think it tastes sharp and kind of bitter .

A: why do n't you have a taste for alcohol ?

I decided to try the quick fix for groggy : STOPEATS , which roughly translates to giving the boy a sammich . I fed him , got some water into him ( not much , why does no one ever take big gulps ? ) and I warmed him and gave him tylenol to reduce his moderate fever and interviewed him about possible toxins ( which he denies . ) .

A:
What illness may he currently have ?