Input: What would be an example of an negative review?

An example of an negative review: A stinker. You know, I'm having a hard time trusting people's review, especially when a user's average review rating is four to five stars for several hundred reviews. Does that mean the majority of buisnesses are winners? I guess I'm gullible. Bayside Buffet is a prime example of why I shouldn't be so eager to try a place recommended by Yelpers. And yet, Im writing one, too! Double standards am fail. Anyway, bitching aside, my lunch here was super meh. 20 dollars paid at the kiosk, then briskly seated facing away the window (wut?), and then hoarded to the buffet line on both sides of the room. Immediately, I had a nagging feeling the experience would be super meh. How? Oh, let's see...the buffet selection is hella small! My college cafeteria offered more food than this -- and at better quality! So what did I get? Meats, a few starches, but mainly stuff jammed with protein. Lambchops: Ugh. Below super meh. The lamb was gamey and foul tasting, an instant spit-out-of-the-mouth-and-eat-somethingelse-to-purge-the-mouth type thang. Minus points. Pork ribs: Wow, surprisingly soft, but lacked flavor. This was the best entree at the buffet. Turkey: Eh, thanksgiving turkey cut in your choice of dark or white meat. The carver was very nice, but the meat quality was very poor. Braised beef: This better be soft, or else I'm leaving! Fortunately for me, the beef was soft, though a weird aftertaste soured my mouth. Flank steak: Worst meat. I couldn't get steak down my mouth, because the texture was way too chewy. TOO CHEWY. Inedible. Even beef jerky is softer than this flank steak. Mash potatoes: Wait, yelpers, you like this crap? Buttery? Yummy? Uh... I give up. Dessert Forget the banana pudding, the fruit pudding, the cakes, the brownies; the best dessert is the frozen yogurt. YES. Better than McDonalds frozen yogurt, the barometer for tasty, creamy, consistent goodness. The vanilla custard yogurt was by far the best part of the meal... ...and the saddest part of the experience. Deserts over meats and entrees? Bayside Buffet, you fail. And, oh, your service sucks.

Input: What would be an example of an negative review?

An example of an negative review: The "best part" about the Diablo's Cantina is also their biggest weakness - the waitresses. They have an attractive female wait crew, complete with tank tops ala Hooters, but be prepared to be ignored, wait unnecessarily long for anything, and to have your order screwed up. I think people go here for the atmosphere and the waitresses, or at least the hyped Vegas expectations of those things, so don't go in expecting anything other than hype. Pros Attractive waitresses in tank tops Strip location Cons Not good for large groups Service is slow/bad The food is average at best The place gets busy on the weekend with a lot of foot traffic coming in off the Strip. I do not recommend this place for large groups/parties because it is a hassle in terms of getting a table and getting your food/drinks out. In our group, the final dishes didn't come out until about an hour and half after the first dishes came out - we basically had to bag 3 dinners because we were ready to leave when they finally came out. Additionally, drink orders and requests for napkins or utensils were frequently forgotten/ignored, and they had this attitude as if we were somehow keeping them from doing something else. The waitresses like to talk among themselves or play on their phones - good luck getting their attention. We had a large group and basically ordered the entire menu, which means that I got to taste most of their offerings. Without my opinion being soured by the poor service, I can honestly say that the food couldn't compete with your local taqueria - Chevys runs circles around this place. Despite all of the negative aspects, the place isn't a bad place to hang-out if you've got the patience and don't care about the non-existent service. There are other places with much better food and drinks, and the Strip is full of women who will ignore you - proceed with caution. Below average food and poor service cannot be masked by young ladies in tank tops - this is Vegas, you can do better than this.

Input: What would be an example of an positive review?

An example of an positive review: Ever walk into a new place and just KNOW it has nailed the "it" factor? Well, Babycakes Cafe is one of those places. The 45 minute wait on a THURSDAY at 11 am was a clear indicator. It was also the primary annoyance factor. Now, this place has been open for a mere two months. The owner is a young woman who has a great sense of style, which is reflected clearly in this intimate restaurant. If you're into the way a place "feels", you'll like this place. Obviously, she wasn't prepared for the positive response she got when she started out her new cafe's life with a Groupon. Though the waiting area was not quite enough to comfortably accommodate all of us in the wait, I think she'll get a handle on this as she is aware that she has this (good) problem. Now, the food. I ordered 2 eggs with bacon and seasoned potatoes, with a short stack of the red velvet pancakes I had heard raved about here on Yelp. The eggs were... well, scrambled. The bacon was thick, and delish. The seasoned potatoes weren't bad, per se, but they really seemed more like potatoes you might get in a frozen section. I think it would really add a boost to them to add some seasoning, onions, peppers... you know, give them a little shebang. For the piece de resistance.... the Red Velvet Pancakes were WOW. When I took a bite, the rest of the food on the table sort of became a softened black and white..... like those photographs you see sometimes where everything is black and white except one part of the photo is in color. POP. Yeah, like that. They were red and tasted like the perfect marriage of a yummy pancake and a red velvet cake. They were covered with chocolate shavings and whipped cream, and served with a "cream cheese syrup". Um. I'm drooling. They really were worth the insane wait. If I were you, I'd strategically time my arrival to avoid crowds (which probably cuts out weekends...) and park myself in this cute, comfy little corner of NW Vegas to await your taste bud's pure joy.

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An example of an positive review: This review is only based on one visit, but I think its safe to say i'm a fan. Finally visited the red sandwich house, after driving by it a couple of times always wondering why all those people were outside! With very limited hours it took me a while to get down here, as I don't work in the area, but thankfully a day off during the week enabled me to grab a bite! Very small little 1 room "house". No frills, what you see is what you get. They have a flat top, deep-fryer, toaster oven to warm buns, a few heat lamps to keep fries hot, and that's about it. Walk in (if there is room), place your order, wait a few mins, pay and leave happy. Very basic food, burgers, dogs, sandwiches, and some good breakfast stuff from the looks of it as well. I had a bacon cheeseburger, and it was great. Perfectly juicy, with that little bit of flat-top crustiness. And to top it off, its all super cheap. Can't wait to get back for another burger!