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Output: Fantastic for years! Their spaghetti sauce is awesome, and get the balsamic on your salad. great dinner or lunch.

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Output: If you like paraside bakery Do not come here!! Soup isnt good . Salad is so gross! Chicken looks like its plastic rubber!! Customer service isnt bad but i would never ever reccomend this!!!!!!!!!

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Output: When I first arrived I stood in line and waited for one of the female front desk reps to call me over. It took her about 3 or so minutes before she called me over...mind you when we walked in we caught eyes and she knew I was standing in line. So I thought...okay...first strike. Once we began the reservation services I asked if there were any rooms available facing the pool and without a second thought or even a courteousy look she sternly says, "no". Okay...not liking my vaca so far. Then she whips out a piece of paper in which I am to list all the names of the guests who will be staying in the room...including children!!! I was really irked by then! Took a deep breath in and walked away and had to walk to the other side of the lobby to the concierge to get parking passes...okay...a little weird. As I reach out for my parking pass Im asked to step to the side to speak with a 3rd person. Im thinking...this has to be worse than aiport security. So I speak with a very nice concierge and hes basically trying to sell me a timeshare and all these other things...I JUST REALLY WANT MY KEY SO I CAN GO TO MY ROOM AND REST! FINALLY!!!!!! The gates have opened and I have decided okay...Im gonna throw everything that just happened to the wind and my family vacation is officially starting! The room was absolutely beautiful!!! The jacuzzi tub was AMAZING...except for the fact that I had to reclean it because I found someone elses hair stuck in the jet tubes...gross! After relaxing in the room we headed down to the Wiki Wiki store and received the most awkward greeting...there were 2 ladies and as we entered they didnt say hi...they just stood there and looked at us. So we went and grabbed drinks and as were grabbing them...we hear them laugh really loud...Okay...thats weird...it was my first and last time going in there. Have any of them that work at the Tahiti Village aside from security and housekeeping and lifeguards ever heard of CUSTOMER SERVICE? It makes a difference people!!!! The next day I walked in to the bathroom and a baby roach was walking across the mirror...I freaked out because I know if theres a baby roach there has to be a mother and an entire family somewhere nearby. A HUGE DOWNER! I called management several times and each time he was either in a meeting or a conference call, very disappointing especially, with the amount of money you spend to stay at what you think is a 4 star resort. After several attempts to try and reach management, the front desk directed me to housekeeping. I spoke with a spanish man and he was very willing to help me out by spraying the entire room but that meant myself and the entire family would have to leave for 3 hours. Arrrrgggghhhhh I just told him never mind because theres kids that have really bad asthma and I just didnt want the vacation to get any worse. So, now I feel I have to live with for the next few days. :( We again attempt to put our best foot forward and enjoy the sun...the lazy river was AWESOME!!! Just keep in mind that if you have small children keep a very close eye on them because there a couple of drunks in the lazy river plowing through and nearly pulling kids under the water. We shifted over to the main pool expecting to take a refreshing dip in the water but that was debunked because the water was super warm...HELLO its Vegas and it was in the high 90's and the water is warm??????? My goodness! All in all...I dont think I would ever return.

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I had greater hopes for Little Szechuan over the nearby Mr. Hunan as the latter is simply a carry out joint. However, despite the nice colorful dining room, the food at Little Szechuan was fairly bland. I suppose theoretically these two Chinese joints specialize in the regional cuisine of their names, but there is little difference in menu or taste. One thing I will say is that my waitress was extraordinarily nice at Little Szechuan. I was studying Arabic at the time and we had a really friendly, fun conversation about language. She helped make an incredibly dull meal an actually rewarding experience.