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A: bad service, FAKE very runny scrambled eggs, and the benidict gave me the Rocky Mountain Two-step for 3 days!
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A: Recently I recommended this place to my Sister, bc I had heard good things. She ordered a b day cake with very specific instructions which they agreed to. When we picked it up, it was a hot mess- with blue and gold ropes and white icing piped all over the place. Not the simple dark color, smooth chocolate she asked for. She told them then it was not to her liking, & they apologized. She tried to contact the owner in a second attempt for them to fix the issue. Again the same mgr apologized and that was it. Not good business for such a specialized market ! What has happened to customer service? Never again, very disappointed.
Problem: What would be an example of an positive (OPTIONS:
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Answer: A fun stop on a Vegas excursion. Staff was friendly and patient with a group of newbs. I chose the glock, tommy gun, and desert eagle 50 cal. Desert eagle is a monster. A worthwhile stop when you're in vegas.
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Output: I don't usually find myself regularly going to "mall restaurants" because Madison has more local places than I have time to visit and I usually figure I can try a chain restaurant anywhere. That being said Claddagh has become a bit of a favorite family tradition for my father, grandmother and I. The Greenway Station area falls about halfway between my father's shop in Paoli and my work. We started meeting up for late lunches on Fridays and dinners on other nights, and I've always been impressed with the food. I wasn't quite sure of the place before my first time there but over the last few years I've grown to really enjoy the atmosphere. My father, despite never being able to pronounce the name, considers it one of his favorites in Middleton. My 92-year old grandmother tagged along with him once and ordered the corned beef and cabbage, which is the largest single serving meal I have ever seen. She's come along a few more times since because of it. My grandmother absolutely loves corned beef and cabbage and she can tuck in pretty well on it. Then she takes the rest home and has dinner for the next three days. I personally like the fish and chips. I don't eat much fried fish (never been one for the vaunted WI Friday Fish Fry) but I do enjoy the way Claddagh uses a large cod filet and doesn't make the fish too greasy. The "chips" are pretty delicious thick pub fries and I actually really like them with the tartar sauce that comes with the fish. I also learned that I like malt vinegar. I wash it all down with an Imperial pint of Smithwick's or two. The sandwiches that I've tried have all been quite good. The version of the Rueben comes with coleslaw instead of kraut but this actually comes off really well. The meatloaf sandwich is perfect comfort food in the winter. Unfortunately my favorite sandwich was taken off the menu about a year or so ago but despite that there's plenty of options to go with. My father and I have gotten the lunch specials of the shepherd's pie and the beef stew, which was perfectly sized, filling but not coma-inducing. Of course I have no idea how "authentic" this all might be since this was the first Irish-themed restaurant I've been to. I would compare it favorably to the food at Brocach downtown or Erin's on the east side. For a chain restaurant in a new shopping center on the outskirts of Middleton I would rate Claddagh a solid 3.5 to 4 stars. My expectations have always been met or exceeded and the staff have always been friendly. The names are all pretty hokey - Brian Boru steak salad! - but that's kind of part of the charm. I've got friends that get a bit worn out by the Irish music in the background but I've always kind of enjoyed it. There are bands every so often at the restaurant and bar service goes pretty late. There is an outdoor patio that is OK during the warm months, though it does just look out on the parking lot expanses of Greenway Station. I've stopped in a time or two for drinks and the bartenders have always been exemplary (much like Brocach), but the main reason I keep coming back is for dining and the friendly convenience. It's a bit of fake mall culture to an extent, but it's well done fake mall culture.
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output: I like this bar. Great little happy hour spot. Love the classic layout and the upscale decor. Family owned with some great bartenders. Good selection of craft beers on tap. Not too many people tap Dogfish Head beers. Also a good spot for a casual lunch. Great sliders!
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Heath Schneider may be the most incompetent loan officers I've ever encountered! He just cost & lost a wonderful home purchase for me, all the while reassuring me he was 99.9% certain our transaction would close on time! Not only did we not close on time, his tactics used up all of our grace period to the point that the seller was so disgusted with us, they wouldn't allow us to come in with ALL CASH ( hard money) if they would have granted an additional extension! To say that Mr. Schneider's methodology alienated the seller is a mild understatement. Fortunately for us, they gave us our deposit back and basically told us we had wasted enough of their time. I hate to say it, but Heath misunderstood and misrepresented our transaction so badly, all the while acting as a sophomoric cheering section with encouragement of our impending closure!! I would caution anyone considering doing business with Golden Bear Capital and Heath Schneider!! We almost bought a fantastically undervalued home in a multi million dollar neighborhood....and should have had the keys by now!! Heath literally blew it for us and I'm not feeling all warm and fuzzy about it! BUYER BEWARE!!