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An example of an negative review: After visiting a second time the food and service was still pretty good. Later, however, I noticed there was a second charge on my card, which the wait staff never told us about. I understand that mistakes happen, and I'm pretty forgiving about that kind of stuff. The charge was credited back after several days of the bank holding the funds, so they corrected their mistake. The big problem is that they failed to let me know that there had been a mistake at all. I guess they were just hoping I wouldn't notice. That's pretty shady stuff.

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An example of an negative review: I was pleased that Candalina Bide ordered my gown as a rush and it did arrive in time for the wedding. The downside: the alterations were very expensive and very poorly done. The hem looked as if a high student just learning to sew had done it and I had to make some repairs and press the hem once I got it home. The alterations to the bodicve were incomplete and i ended up with a poor fit and lots of excess materialright across the bust. I would order from them again, but definitely take my dress to a professional seamstress.

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An example of an negative review: Music was courtesy of the world's worst DJ. (Unless you like to hear just a 9-second snippet of a song before it changes to something else, usually in a completely different genre of music - then he was AWESOME.) I talked to one of the security guys about this (yes, I escalated my concern because I felt physically threatened by the level of suck that was entering my ears.) He said that DJ typically has a mix CD of current Top 40 and other dance/hip-hop songs, so he couldn't change his style even if it were suggested to him. Whaa? Also, he said the reason the clips are so short for some of the songs is because the DJ prefers not to play the non-Top 40 songs too long (using as an example the Biggie song that had just started) since most people are unfamiliar with them. WTF? Who isn't familiar with Biggie? Jehovah's Witnesses? This guy may have been talking out of his ass, but even if he was, the DJ still crapped all over my opportunity to get my dance on. Okay, more importantly, how were the drinks? Decent and strong, particularly from the lone female bartender, who was very cool. HOWEVER, the asshole busboy in our area kept swooping in the second we turned our backs and taking unfinished drinks away. I caught him in the act once and it was clear that my drink was half-full; he'd actually thrown a napkin and cigarette butts in it to make it look like trash. The second time he took a vodka tonic away that was maybe a quarter finished. Fuck you, you can't make me buy more drinks by throwing away the ones I didn't drink fast enough for you! But you can get me to get other people to buy me replacement drinks, because let's face it, I like to be drunk. And I love free drinks. Nonetheless, I achieved good times as I hung with Edgar, Winfield, and Tita, along with the SF crew in town for Todd's birthday, because I live by the golden rule: "Illegitimi non carborundum."

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An example of an negative review: This review is for 06/11/2011. Well, I got my things done earlier in the day and I had to visit one of Phoenix's malls. My GPS told me about the MetroCenter Mall. It looked big on the GPS and I decided to that way. Maybe it was a mistake to head this way.... I arrived to the MetroCenter Mall around 10am after a busy morning doing some errands. Since I am an L.A. Guy, most malls are always full of cars. All I saw was nothing..A BIG NOTHING. There were a few cars, but the parking lot was HUGE. I thought this area was infected by zombies or something. Then, logic kicked in and I knew the economy had to be an issue. The mall seems like a place, in the past, where it was a watering hole for the locals. Now, it is dead quiet. I walked in at the SportsChalet side and it was confirmed. It was dead quiet. It was quiet and a lot of the stores are empty and closed. The only thing going on around there was the food stores, a couple kiosks, and a lot of sports apparel stores. Really?! It was depressing inside. I am not even sure why this mall is even running. I walked up to a Customer Service Desk and asked of things to do. I was given great advice by the lady. She is the only reason why I didn't give the mall a One-Star Rating. She gave me some activities to do, but I didn't get to do any of them because of my time frame. After asking her, I continued on to nothing. When you think of a mall, you think of lots of activity, but this is just one big million dollar nothing. How is this business even running? There is a theme park next door, but that is also quiet. It was a weird feeling, but reality kicks in and you know you are witnessing how the economy is affecting business. Oh wow, there is nothing really to do here. The only time it will get busy is Christmas when temporary shops set up and sell. Time to leave this void and hopefully it will be better, if I return. The Yelp Universe. Where are you traveling today?