Sentiment analysis: Seriously outdated facilities, nothing "luxury" or "five-star" about it. Thread-bare towels, decidedly un-luxurious sheets and pillows. Decor, OK, but not luxury or "five-star", even in a different era. No wifi, unless you want to go to the lobby? No HBO, Showtime, or even the standard overpriced pay-per-view hotel movie fare? Also, if by chance your stay is not meeting your expectations, every little section of operation is essentially fire-walled off from each other so that nobody can help you, unless of course you consider a "concierge" (who does less than the front desk of a motel 6) dialing a phone number and handing you the phone without even telling you who you're talking too, or what department she's dialed "help." And honestly, the staff here at Cibola Vista look like they hate their jobs, and they probably do. Which probably accounts for the poor service. Lastly, 15 to 20 year old magazine covers which purportedly brag on the wonders of the Blue Green Vacation organization don't impress me. Yelp reviews do. If you like time-travel, and your preferred destination is, as one other yelper said "a resort with ammenities" set in the mid 90's....go for it. If you're looking for something more current with better amenities, we recently had a lovely stay at a Hampton Inn. I think I shall do them the benefit of a positive yelp.
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negative

Sentiment analysis: Nice night out with husband but the restaurant was lacking in quality of food. It is now commercialized and serving dog food. The salads took too long to come out and my husbands dinner was brought out within 4 minutes of the salad. Mine came out about five minutes after his. I can't believe that would happen in a restaurant with these prices. The light was hanging so low that you could bump your head and it and what ever you do, don't bump it or dust will go all over your food. My lobster tail was over cooked so I could only eat half and my husband did not like his food at all. I mentioned the over cooked lobster and the did comp half of the price. The service was next to nothing. They should be ashamed to charge those prices for crappy service and food. We will not be going back ever!
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negative

Sentiment analysis: This gym is terrible. I have a membership here and at LVAC and I am just waiting until the new LVAC opens on Decatur and the 2-15 to cancel my membership at Gold's because this place is a joke. There are only 5 Stair Master machines and at least one is always broken. The others are hardly functional and can't seem to keep a steady pace. Honestly, I think that might be a safety hazard in itself. I've mentioned it to the desk and they're still not working properly. On top of that, it seems like a new machine is out of commission downstairs every day as well. I can never seem to get in a complete workout because something I want to use ALWAYS happens to be broken. Also, the selection of machines as well as the quality of the machines here is deplorable. This membership costs me more monthly than LVAC ever has and I am 100% unsatisfied. Counting the minutes until the new LVAC opens.
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negative