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An example of an negative review: Ok...First off I have to say I don't usually judge a place off the reviews and like to give it a shot. Well this was a bad idea... especially on an anniversary dinner celebration. Please be advised that the bad reviews are indeed true. We have eaten the food through their catering and it is delicious, so this makes me think all the energy is expelled here alone? Like the other reviews had said this is a creepy outdated awkward place that doesn't have any background music playing at all. So yes the tables are very close together with no music so imagine how uncomfortable that will be. We immediately ordered martinis to try and ease the mood. My dirty martini was garnished with tiny olives on a sandwich pick for an upscale price. The server also spilled most of my wife's martini during her trip to the table saying how it was "overfilled." We received a basket of bread that was burnt and unappealing which ended our idea of a maybe hopeful outcome. We were both confused because the dinner menu was nothing like we had eaten through catering. The server informed us that we had probably meant to dine at the "bistro," and was happy to transfer us over next door. Feeling questionable that it would be any better we paid our tab and agreed to go take a table they were holding for us. We then walked over to the bistro side of the restaurant only to be disappointed once again. Packed in like a meat house and sat there for 15 minutes without being asked if we'd like a drink we decided to walk out. They have again an awkward system of seat yourself and apparently serve yourself as well? We were so confused by all the groups of people lining outside to get in this place. We were more than willing to give up our table to the next unfortunate guest. The parking lot is also a joke like a previous person had reviewed. It is only valet and gets backed up by the cars coming in and the one attendant trying to run the place. Some lady thought I was a valet driver and proceeded to yell at me because I was standing around not helping her. We are in our late 20's and knew we were in "Snotsdale" all the way.

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An example of an negative review: Ate here last night, and wasnt very impressed. First, the candle on the table wasnt lit...and every other tables was...pet peeve of mine :) The seared tuna appetizer tasted like a raw hot dog, and the parmesan crusted filet I had for the main course wasnt really anything to write home about either. especially for $29. I can think of 20 places where you can get a better steak for less. The service was pretty slow too. The white chocolate brownie dessert was probably the best part. And just as a note, dont try to go in with a party of more than 6, its all booths, and the largest one seats 6, and there are only about 4 of those. Dont think I'll be going back.

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An example of an positive review: Great burgers.. awesome onion rings! Milkshakes rock! Only place to get a decent burger on 16th street!!

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An example of an positive review: Over-priced for steak. Ruths chris would be cheaper. Go for the west side oysters. Got the surf n turf. Yummy. The lobster was served outside shell. tater tots not worth it. Asparagus decent. Mac&cheese came out as shells and no cheese. Onion strings were perfect. Others had the ribeye and loved it.