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An example of an negative review: Don't waste your time at this place. It should be known better for it's high pressure teens trying to sell you electronics. A bunch of cocky kids working the aisles, ready to smirk and talk rudely to you if you don't want to buy. Management needs a 101 lesson also.

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An example of an positive review: I came back last week after a first visit in 2009 and promising never to come back. The unpleasant rude girl is gone, probably for a long time, and has been replaced by another one with shaven head, a few tattoos here and there and a very friendly and courteous attitude. I bought a pork roast sandwich, potatoes and pork ribs to go and the food was very good, the pork was juicy and the ribs were crispy outside and tender inside. I ordered a slaw that looked curiously and overly green (I wonder if it glows in the dark, maybe the cabbages were imported from Fukushima) and did not taste natural, so I am staying away from it. I am updating my review and giving it two more stars because I am fair with my ratings and they deserve them....and yes, I will be coming back

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An example of an negative review: I have no issue with the drinks here. Everything I have ever gotten was fine. My issue is with trying to spend time inside and read. I only come in the afternoon so maybe it is a shift issue. The place is like a preschool. The workers are usually yelling and giggling and messing around. I know I will sound like a old fart but I just want to get a good drink and read. They bang open the ice bucket every 30 seconds. I have used those. You do not have to slam them open. It is like a firework going off. Then the guys are just singing or yelling or dancing. I love people liking their jobs. But at some point it is just crazy. I think this place could be great. Just a little ADHD meds for the crew members and all will be fine.

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An example of an negative review: The food is good, definitely a decent menu. Standard American bar food, but a notch higher. The salads can be rather disappointing FYI, so bet on the phenomenal pizzas. My biggest complaint is the poor service. We came in on a Monday for dinner, which apparently is their trivia night. The music and announcer's microphone were so ungodly loud, we could barely place our orders with the waitress, let alone have dinner conversation. We asked if they could lower the volume, and were told that the trivia emcee doesn't like to go lower. Seriously? So, your emcee trumps your paying customers? If I were going to a rowdy bar, I might understand, but not at a casual restaurant. They did offer to reseat us at a farther away table but the speakers were still so loud it made no difference. Sure, the food is decent and it's nearby, but the insolent customer service is enough of a turnoff to make this a "if it's the apocalypse and this is the only place to eat" kind of restaurant.