question: I did n't have time to post yesterday ( or much at all recently for that matter , ) but M. and I celebrated our fifth anniversary . We drove up to Santa Fe to try out a private tub at Ten Thousand Waves , then came back down to Albuquerque for a sushi dinner at Sumo Sushi . It 's hard to believe we ' ve been together so long already .
Q: What may be the reason for celebrating an anniversary ?

answer: Because marriage is hard .

question: But I had little choice , and we had to go . Looking back at it now , I was tripping my bastard arse off , it 's a wonder I did n't get hit by a car , or sectioned or something . These two cunts walk at practically running speed , so I ' m struggling at the back , with my shin splints and seeing all the same streets as I normally do , but they look much better tonight , much more sparkly and shit .
Q: What does the person mean by tripping ?

answer: This person did drugs and/or drank alcohol and feels different .

question: Unfortunately a few months ago I was in a pretty bad motorcycle accident . Fortunately I survived and so did my laptop ( it was in my backpack ) , but the casing of my laptop is fairly beat up now . It was purchased brand new 1 month prior to the accident .
Q: What might have happened if the laptop had n't been in a case at the time of the accident ?

answer:
It would have broken .