Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: Meh. Spoiler alert: I won't go back. It wasn't "bad," but it certainly wasn't "good." I arrived to find the restaurant half full (at least 10 open tables inside) and was promptly informed by the hostess that we'd have "at least a one-and-a-half to two hour wait" if we wanted to sit inside. "Lots of reservations!" Umm yeah, when we left an hour later...tables were still open. By no means crowded. Immediate seating outside, ok whatever. The service was a bit slow but I remained optimistic. I was a little skeptical of the menu and specials -- wild rice in chile rellenos? The fish of the day....walleye? What is this, Minnesota? We went with the carnitas tamales and fish tacos. General review of the food: **Margaritas - VERY good, and strong! Two thumbs up. **Chips and salsa - Salsa was WAY too sweet. **Tamales & Carnitas - Odd. Covered in BBQ sauce; rather than using masa they appear to have used sweet potato (???) and it ended up dry and WAY too sweet. **Spanish rice & beans - kind of gross. All in all, it was edible. But it won't be on my list next time someone asks "where should we go eat tonight!?"
Q: negative

A: The food is delicious and my margarita was to die for. But the service was pretty rough. Our waitress checked on us three times. Once to take drink orders, once to take our order, and once to bring us a pitcher of water. Between 7 of us we went through that pitcher rather quickly and then we didn't see our waitress for at least 40 minutes. I had to walk to the bar myself to get our check. If it was busy I could totally understand this but it was 3 o'clock on a week day and there were maybe 4 other people there sitting at the bar. I would say the main downfall is that the servers aren't very interested in helping their guests but like I said the food and drink is really good!
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer: I snub my nose at you zealous purists out there. I like my cheese steaks bastardized. Hold your cheese whiz. Drop the beef and toss on some chicken. And make sure to add vegetables. Yes, vegetables. Blasphemy, I know. Give me mushrooms, onions, green peppers, tomatoes. Mmmm. In fact, you could even hold the meat and I would be alright with that. The hot sandwiches at Corleone's are a happy medley of these two extremes. For the purists, there's the Philly Original and for us West Coast blasphemers there's everything from Buffalo Chicken to Veggie Subs. The fries are pretty decent (it takes some real effort--or neglect--to fuck up french fries) but the onion rings leave a lot to be desired. I've tried a couple different hot sandwiches, including the Philly Original, and it's always a greasy, messy event. The majority of the time the juice and grease of the contents melt right through the damn roll, leaving me with a pile of napkins, a mangled sandwich, and a frown on my face. (I really dislike it when my food falls apart. I usually bite of it as hard as I can to try and inflict pain on the offending meal. The food has never acknowledged my attack. It's a pretty irrational tradition.) So if keeping your sandwich in one edible piece is big in your book, I wouldn't recommend this place. The actual restaurant is pretty small, with a long bar with stools and several high tables to enjoy your vittles at. It's also a little bit on the hot side since half of the restaurant is the kitchen, and it gets a bit noisy with all the ordering, grilling and chit chat, but it's a really lively atmosphere and they offer delivery or take out if you're in a hurry. They're open really late too, especially on the weekends, in order to cater to the Mill Avenue night life. On Tuesdays they have a special that's pretty ace. It's a buy one get one deal on any sandwich in the place--of equal or lesser value (just imagine that in small print)--so you and a friend can eat for cheap or you've got one sandwich for dinner and another for lunch the next day. I know a lot of people that adore this place, but it's just not my thing. Cheese steaks are not the food of gods to me, but if the thought of hot beef and cheese whiz has you gargling saliva like Homer Simpson, you'll probably enjoy it and rate it higher.
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Output: I give the 2 stars because my therapist is the one that deserves the stars. I was very disappointed in the way my appointment was handled. I requested the apt online first and in that request I mentioned I had just ran a half marathon. They called to make the apt, but had to leave me a message. I called them back explained I had ran a marathon again and scheduled the apt. Turns out, when I checked in, they told me why didn't I schedule a hour and half apointment instead of just the hour. I didn't know why they asked this, but it turns out, the extra half is comped for those that ran the pf chang marathon. They missed telling me this information 2 x's prior. They asked if I wanted to re-schedule my appointment so I could take advantage of that promo......NO I am sore today!!!!
Problem: Write a positive (OPTIONS:
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A:
Cafe rio is amazing! Everything to the fresh hand made tortillas, the queso dip, house sauce and the sweet pork are to die for! A must try and you'll fall in love!