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Output: I was pretty interested when I went here with my co-workers. The concept was definitely cool and the food looked good in the pictures. I ordered the Hengrenade Chicken w/ rice and got a drink. When I went to get the fountain drink, I pushed the ice dispenser in and a dead cockroach fell out into my cup. I dumped the cup out and made sure it was a roach (and it was pretty big). I told a lady at the front what happened and that the cockroach is still there. She was like "Oh sorry, they just sprayed". Great, so did they spray RAID on the ice or something? My wife is a chef and I'm pretty sure when someone reports a violation you're supposed to do something about it, at least empty the god damn ice dispenser. I wasn't really quiet about it either, other customers heard me say it and came up and asked me about it. She gave me a new cup and I got ice from the other dispenser. A few minutes later, I saw a cook come over and use a napkin to remove the dead roach from the fountain drink tray and put it into the garbage. I got the food and it was ok. The lady who brought us the food (not the lady I reported the problem too) was super nice and funny. I think the roach thing ruined it for me though. The food wasn't anywhere close to perfect, but it wasn't bad either. The cookie was REALLY good though

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Output: This has to be the lamest buffet I've ever been to. Selection and food sucked - oysters were gritty, sushi was not fresh, crab legs were ice cold and bland. And they should not call that soup pho. Service has horrible too - we had to ask 3 separate servers for refills. I actually went here last November so my trip wasn't recent. I just haven't had a chance to write a review. You'd think time would lessen my hatred of this place but the experience was just so bad! Worst. Buffet. Ever.

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Output: Amazing service. It doesn't matter if you're rich or poor these guys treat you with such great respect. It's been about a year since I've been in. I love this place. You come out feeling like James Bond. I've done the MW thing and the mall thing like Nordstrom. If you are a grown man you should have yourself a tailor. This is a family run business and they are proud of that. It was so nice to see. If Peter takes care of you. He will take GREAT care of you. I thought me and this guy were the same age he was so professional and mature that I was surprised to find that I was 7 years older. Service was top notch. I had so many compliments at a wedding in Cabo San Lucas. One guy from NYC asked who I was wearing and his brother walks up and says screw that. Who is your tailor? haha enough said.

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Travel a lot. I rank this Mexican restaurant near the bottom. Had the enchiladas. Covered with way to much crap. The mole sauce tasted like chocolate syrup. My wife had the seafood quesadilla it was bland made with imitation seafood. The only good thing was the waiter.