I got home in time for some extra music nerdiness and my obssessive DDG check followed by some more solitaire , moping , and stalking my friends on livejournal . Then I watched How I Met Your Mother and was insane the whole way through . The episode was about Neil Patrick Harris ( ! ) 's character being in love ( ! )

A: How is the narrator entertaining themselves ?

So , " fluffy the death dealing cricket " that has lived in my house for the past 2 weeks is overstaying his welcome . He has migrated closer to my bedroom and is hiding under my stove . I like crickets and I do n't want ot kill him but dammit , he is asking for it . Fluffy is going to die !

A: Why is the narrator so annoyed by the guest ?

For all you new subscribers , thanks , hope you 're enjoying issue 24 . Issue 24 is my favourite one to date ( I know I always say that ) , but I feel there are some fantastic features included , and it wholly embodies my concept of cultural arts . Now , people ask me , " what are cultural arts ? " For me , it 's simple , cultural arts are the cross - pollination of many artistic genres ( visual arts , literature , music , film , theatre , dance , performance ) to inspire and create new ideas and concepts .

A: What may be a fact about the speaker ?

Okay , no more cowboy pics ... how about cute little page boy pics ? All he needs is a good pair of suspenders : So , the little dude can stand on his own . How cool is that ?

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Why is the narrator taking and sharing so many pictures with others ?