Problem: So I pigged out todayMy family went out to lunch at Pizza Hut for lunch . And then to McDonalds for tea . Just when I was so close to my target . 2,300cals i ' m thinking today .

What would happen after going to McDonald 's ?

A: I would get full from eating .

Problem: One day in Calc 2 has me rethinking my major -- Why am I a math major anyway , I always said I 'd teach English . I think Mr. Zoll , being the awesomely awesome man that he was , convinced me that math was better and more easily understood than it actually is . If the class does n't improve , I foresee a change of my major come class selection next semester . Furthermore , I did n't consider how awkward Calc 2 would be -- The people in the class are all juniors and seniors , while I ' m a lowly freshman ( Or , technically a sophomore ) .

What is the future academic pursuit of the narrator ?

A: They will study literature .

Problem: Anything that makes my purchase of a PS3 look like a wise decision is a good thing!A friend of mine saw the Spore presentation and was blown away . He was n't looking forward to the game at all but the demo changed his mind much like me with F3.By the time I got to the Brawndo booth they were sold out : ( Last year I did n't go to Freezepop because I do n't care much for their songs . I regretted not going once I found out they featured dueling keytars . So I went this year and not only was there only one keytar but they just sucked in general .

What type of musician would the narrator be classified as ?

A:
The narrator is a keytar player .