Problem: Write a positive (OPTIONS:
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A: Seafood, yes. Just avoid going to get Seafood on Sundays. It seems to the busiest times. Too long of line to drop your items off to weighed and even longer wait if you want them cleaned. Vegetables, only if I have to. The quality of the veggies isn't always so fresh to me. It often looks old and withered. But i can get ube (purple yam) here so that always makes me look past this. Filipino staple items, yes. Love the food courts in the front and the bakeries. Easy location with lots of offerings. I can't complain.
Q: negative

A: I am a Pita Jungle lover - so it is with a bit of frustration that I write this review. I have wanted to try their Happy Hour tapas for years now. I always stare at the $2 and $3 menu thinking a lot of things I love are on there and it would be great to get a meal of a ton of small plates. So, I finally made it yesterday and what a disappointment. I ordered the Lemon chicken and hummus (best two things), olives, feta, mussels, dolmades and falafel. My first major problem with this visit was the amount of time it took to order everything. I ordered in 3 rounds and it took a full 15-20 mins to get 2-3 tapas in each case. That's a bit too long for the tapas I ordered. Nothing should have taken more than 5 minutes to cook maximum. And I was only one of 4 tables that were seated. The olives, feta, dolmades and falafel were bland but ok. Then comes the mussels, that were forced open so their shells were cracked when they were served. So, now I waited 15 minutes for my feta (just lumps of cold feta cheese with a small garnish of tomato, cucumber and onion) and my inedible mussels (3-4 mins cooking time) in the empty restaurant. When the server came back by 5 minutes later I explained to her what was wrong with the mussels and said I don't want these, and she confirmed "Oh yeah, that's bad" and walked away with them. I mentioned after her, unknowing if she was going to put in another order which I would now no longer trust from there, I don't want a replacement order, and she said, "Yeah, I got it". Never an apology, or any remorse in her voice, actually just the opposite - a little attitude. Never an offer of a menu back to order something else - I was still hungry. Oh well, it must have been a bad day because I have had this server before and she is generally lovely and on top of things. Anyway, I will be back as usual, ordering my mediterranean chicken salad, but it will be to go as usual and I will not be trying the tapas again any time soon.
Problem: What would be an example of an positive (OPTIONS:
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Answer: Great place for social networking.. Clean very spacious and staff was awesome.. Xoxo pepper!!
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Output: Soma has a nice selection of merchandise and you can find sizes that are not carried in typical lingerie stores like Victoria's Secret. Unfortunately, when I stopped in to do a little shopping on Sunday, the store was slammed and they only had 2 employees working. As a result, the service wasn't as quick or as personalized as I would have liked. Also, they were sold out of a couple of items I wanted. Of course, they are happy to get the item you want from another store, if you are not hoping to take it home the same day.
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output: I've never had any work done here but I've been with plenty of people who have and they are way overpriced and flashy. I never liked the vibe of the place. Walk to In the Blood or Jesters Court if you're in the s.s. but if you're willing to drive, head to human productions in bethal park...well, first make your appointment because it might be awhile...that's a good thing!
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer:
In a land where I can get a burrito just a hop, skip, and a jump from any corner, I don't understand how this place still exists. It's a little hut that looks pretty run down, but I never judge a book by its cover when I eat, so that doesn't bother me. I went through the drive through, and was greeted with only silence. When my friend and I turned the corner to leave, we noticed that the place was not closed (Come on, this was like 4 PM), and that the staff was having a conversation. Much to my chagrin, my friend used his persistence to force an answer at the window. Met with obvious displeasure, it was clear they had better things to do than serve us. We ordered some simple carne asada burritos, went home, and I prepared to have a nice lunch. I received nothing of the sort. I don't demand that my asada be grilled, but when it's stewed, it better be stewed in some amazing spices. This certainly was not. Every other bite greeted me with either gristle or chunks of fat. It was all bland, and their watered-down salsas did nothing to alleviate the torture I put my taste buds through. Terrible service, terrible food. Never again.