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Output: Yikes! I don't have the service, but as a longtime Cox customer I'm getting the feeling that there are better deals and service available. So I called Direct TV. I get a frantic 20 something girl probably on her 3rd red bull of the day. But I deal. She tells me the details of the DVR genie ... sounds good so far. After giving her the details of my service with Cox, I ask her what the equivalent package would cost with Direct TV. I KID YOU NOT, she says she can only tell me the price by running a credit check, and proceeds to ask for my Social Security number. That's right, in order to get a quote, I have to take a hit on my credit report. She then gives my some BS excuse that she has to find out if I "qualify" for the premium discounts. When I tell her I wont take a hit on my Credit report just to get a quote, and ask instead to hear what the price range is with and without the "qualified discounts," she refuses to tell me a price. Flat out refuses. Her exact quote was "you can go online and see that packages start at $29.99." Wow. They lost me at hello. Sounds good on paper. The DVR genie looks fantastic. But that's a massive red flag to ask for a social in order to get a quote.

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Output: Ordered a small calzone to share. It was plenty big enough to share but they are $16 for plain cheese and $2 for each additional topping. That is just crazy to me. The pepperoni is like the kind in the chef boyardee pizza kits, just not what I was expecting. Overall, it was okay. The service was good, the wait was really long, the food was meh. Maybe try the pizza next time.

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Output: I love the concept of buying by the bulk because it allows you to build yourself an entire wardrobe if you look concisely. However, there are times when I keep digging and digging to find nothing but poor quality items such as holes in the clothes and just clothes not of my style. You have to grab fast and line up right at 9 am and spend all day. If you do not get there early, those ladies work in teams and pretty much take everything. My advice is to dig way into the bottom and run over to those bins as soon as they are brought out. Other than that, i wish they would put bins out more often because it seems like they only take bins away 2 times a day which can be a let down. I never expect much because there has been times I would go there to find nothing and other times where I hauled away over 50 pounds of high end items I love.

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Meh. I like the revolving conveyor belt, but I wonder how long the sushi sits out for and how long it's good like that. Instead of offering to heat it up, why don't you just remove the no longer hot items from the belt before customers take them? The sushi on the conveyor belt was average. The service at the table was decent but the order for hand rolls took too long. We came because of the Groupon, but there are plenty of other sushi places I prefer.