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Output: I walked in last Wednesday with some co-workers, expecting to get my usual slice and a cannolo (Gio recently taught me the singular form of cannoli... lunch and a lesson, haha!). Much to my surprise, they had a special treat that day that they don't make often: porchetta, or Italian pork roast, with an au jus type sauce. Offered in the form of a sandwich on their signature sourdough, my mind was changed instantly. Why not try something I'd never had before, especially when it smelled so heavenly? And what a good decision it was! Juicy with a crispy outer layer and full of flavor from the herb mixture it was stuffed with, it had a bit of the "au jus" poured over it that soaked into the bread. All the flavors mixed together into one of the most delicious dishes I've had in a very long time. I rarely eat my entire meal, but this was one I couldn't stand to let go to waste. The moral of the story: If you ever happen to stop in on a porchetta day, forget about pizza and eat the pork. :)

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Output: Meh. I really wanted to like Buldogis but it just didn't live up to the Yelp hype. I don't expect a hot dog restaurant to be extremely fancy but with the word "gourmet" in the name they could work on the decor a little bit. One of the things that really bothered me was the excessive use of demanding signage everywhere within the restaurant. There was one that specified that there is a 2 napkin limit allowed per customer which is ridiculous when you realize how messy these hotdogs really are. Apparently there's a camera watching you above the napkin dispenser - So I took 5, what can I say I'm a little rebel. I ordered the Angry Dog which was spicy pork, asian slaw, spicy mayo, and jalapenos (fresh raw jalapenos) on top of a hot dog. These things are massive and I would recommend sharing with a friend if you want to order fries as well. I felt like the toppings were just too much at one time. I don't think I appreciate meat on meat on meat but that could be just me. It was salty and overwhelming rather than complementary. I think that their execution could be done with more finesse and it looked as though everything was just thrown on. I also had the "Carne Asada" fries which were pretty average as well. Upon further thought I realized I should've ordered the Angry Kimchi sweet potato fries which seems to be more popular and could have balanced out the saltiness of the hot dogs. I mean the meats are good but not extraordinary, same goes for the toppings. Combined with the average service (they completely forgot my best friend's order) and average decor I really don't have the urge to return anytime soon. Plus I'm still thirsty from the hot dog I ate 5 hours ago.

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Output: Pretty disappointed in our experience here. Service was awful, server was unprepared and shouldn't have been on the floor in my opinion. Food was okay but desperately under seasoned (bring your own salt and pepper shakers). Best things we had were the plantains and the small mixed salad. Note to restaurant: I'm sure it's your spiel, but please remind staff it's not a good idea to offer "shots" to a guest who is 8 months pregnant.

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Unfortunately I have had occasion to use Gates several times (accidents, of course). Every time they were professional and good to work with. I received good loaner cars. On two different occasions I had to return up to a couple years later to address a part that didn't perform as expected. They could have easy talked their way out of having to stand behind their work, but did not; they happily corrected the situation both times.