Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: Bought tickets to see Brad Garrett for my Birthday tonight from "Showtickets.com". The website NEVER listed that he would not be performing tonight. The comedians that performed were VERY vulgar and tasteless. If this is the theme of the comedians who perform there then it's safe to say Brad must be just as bad. We got up and walked out and management could careless. I liked him on the Raymond show though. Rep for "Showtickets.com" could careless about the bait and switch. Beware everyone.
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A: I have always really liked Miss Selfridge, even though some of their sizes can be a lot smaller than they claim to be and I usually have to get a bigger size than normal from here making me feel like an absolute fatty. Still, it doesn't stop me coming back and they always have a good range of sizes and it's never a problem for them to phone round other branches if they don't have your size in stock. I managed to pick up a sale dress from here a few weeks ago for 5! It's slightly faulty as a few of the buttons on it have fallen off but it's nothing that a needle and some thread won't fix and it's still on sale for 60! I couldn't believe how much of a bargain it was! I sometimes feel that Miss Selfridge clothes can be on the pricey side and some of the items can look a little bit naff but on the whole they usually have really nice items of clothing. The staff in this branch are really helpful too and you could easily spend hours browsing and trying on various different items.
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer: The Pharmacy is HORRIBLE. They have become slow as molasses over the years. I just had dental surgery and dropped off 2 prescriptions with a mouth packed full of gauze and was told it would take 1 1/2 hours. I asked if it could be ready any sooner and was told they'd do an emergency fill within 20 min. 1 hour later and I'm still sitting in my car waiting for the damn prescriptions as I change my gauze every 15 min in the car. I am done with Walgreens for good
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Output: This was my first time here. My family loved it! It was a really nice atmosphere. Our waiter - Miguel - was really great and friendly--willing and able to answer questions. As far as the food, it was also lovely. The scallops are amazing here-I would highly recommend them. The antipasti was a nice platter for sharing. And yes, the butter cake is pretty good (the fruit made you feel a little less guilty and offset the flavorings). Ours was cold, I noticed other reviews talked about a warm version. I would highly recommend it and I will be coming back. It was really nice to sit on the patio in the evening too and the heaters kept us warm.
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output: It sounded like Bastard Noise or Merzbow was blasting through the speakers of the drive thru menu. Same menu as you'd find at any other 24 hour Mexican joint. I only look at the burro section. No 'Can i help you?' or 'Can I take your order?'. Nothing like that. I just go for it. "I'll have two breakfast burros; egg, potato and cheese. And a bean and cheese burrito." Noise distorts out through the speaker. I get the hint that it's rhythmically broken up into syllables. "Hello?". More noise. Fuck it. I pull forward. The lady comes to the drive-thru window and repeats my order back to me. She's basically got everything right. The tip jar is a styrofoam cup taped rather shoddily to the drive-thru window. She's not really sexy or young or anything but she's pretty. I put a quarter in the tip jar cup thingy. Our burros were $10.11. It takes about three to four minutes for the burros to be wrapped, bagged and given to us. My kids are pretty stoked. The red salsa is pretty great as well. Then it's on to Greyhound Park as we cruise Van Buren and sight see on our way to the flea market. Saturday is beautiful. Note: If you're at the drive thru window, don't look down. It's full of old gum, straw wrappers, cigarette butts, gross spilled milk. Trust me. Eyes forward. You're good.
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I agree that this company does not deserve five stars. The last two times I used them, they could not fix the plumbing problem and the second "handyman" dissed the first guy who had come out saying he didn't know his job. Real professional. When I called the next time, they scheduled a two-hour appointment window but didn't show - this after I had re-scheduled my work appointments to make sure I could be home during the window. The guys at One Hour Heating & A/C promise "Always on time or you don't pay a dime," but that sure wasn't offered by Handyman. Handyman's logo on their phone line is "Customer service is our #1 priority." Baloney! This firm is going downhill and I will be using someone else for future household repairs. To avoid disappointment and unnecessary expense, think twice before calling these people.