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An example of an negative review: We're in Vegas for the week--saw all the football jerseys outside of this restaurant in the Monte Carlo and made a note to come on Sunday since we are football fans visiting from FL The idle girls at the hostess's desk didn't notice us immediately because they were engrossed in conversation. When we were acknowledged the hostess saw our jerseys and looked on her chart for our team. She then said we have no seats near your team. Sorry! I ask how many tvs have our team (3) can you switch a different TV to our team (no), are there seats at the bar near a tv with our team (don't know). I brainstorm through all of this and ask her to show me the tvs. At the 2nd of 3 I see that there are indeed seats at the bar. There was also an empty 8-10 seat table but she said she couldn't put two people there. I don't see why they couldn't try a communal table. If other people watching our game arrive we'd all be happy to share a good view of the game. But no we squeeze in at the bar. I got the feeling that the hostess would have been fine with us leaving to find another bar option. The bar is very long, maybe 75ft of meandering wood with a padded edge (no purse hooks, sorry gals). But there are only 6 tvs viewable when facing the bar. To be clear, there's lots of tvs in the venue, but the bar's focus is the visually appealing keg display (pics attached) As far as I'm concerned this is wasted space, or at least ill-used. There's 20+ seats at the bar who cannot see any TV. If this is supposed to be a sports fan experience, it's a frustrating fail. I see tables with one person, likely to stay all day watching the games. They could've seated a couple with him and made more money, as well as happy customers. On the bright side, the football buffet was decent. Bbq chicken and ribs (ribs baked and not very flavorful), tasty buffalo wings, flat bread pizza, chili nachos, mac&cheese, salad, breakfast potatoes and scrambled eggs for $18. And bottomless booze for $35 more (bud, shock top orange, bloody Mary's and mimosas) or the combo of both for $45--not a bad deal on the strip. Another bright spot was the Irish bartender who was friendly, funny and fast--everything I want in a bartender. And the hotel offers fast free wifi, so we fired up our direct tv on the iPad and enjoyed our game. "The Pub" you can do better! You can be great! Send a scout team to the green turtle in the dc area, you could learn a lot, make more money, and make customers happier.

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An example of an negative review: After checking out of the hotel from my staycation with the girls we decided to check grab some breakfast here since my friends absolutely love this place. It was super packed and we had to wait almost an hr for a table which was fine with me it gave us a chance to hang outside and people watch :-). We were all starved once we were seated so we ordered right away. I started with coffee and decided to go with one of their club plates that came with eggs, potatoes O' Brien, toast and fruit...for my meat I decided to go with sausage. The plate looked amazing when it came out but I was really disappointed with how bland everything was...the eggs which I requested to be scrambled with cheese were bland, the sausage and potatoes were also blah. I felt like I had all of this food and I was just eating it because I was hungry. The best part of the meal was the toast and the fruit, you can't mess that up! At least the service was decent :-) I may give this place a do over but I may have to come during the week so I don't have to wait an hr for a table.

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An example of an negative review: Sorry this place is NOT 5 stars!!! Thought I give it a try for lunch because of the 5 star rating. Had the lunch special that came with a salad, side of cucumbers, steamed rice, 4 piece of spicy tuna roll (by the way the roll dimension was the size of a quarter. Not exaggerating) There was nothing spectacular about any part of my lunch at all. Service was terrible. Walked in, waited at the front, not sure if I was supposed to seat myself. Waited for anyone to even make eye contact but all the staff seemed too busy to even notice. Finally walked up to one of the servers and she sat me at the bar. Took a while for a server to come take my order. Once I ordered it. Took a while to get my food. They dropped off my food and not a single server stopped by to see how I was doing. No One! I ate everything, because I was starving. Was up for 5 hours running errands and didn't have anything to eat. Everything was below average. Fish did not seem fresh to me. Salad and cucumber was tasteless, miso soup tasted like all soy sauce based. The steam rice was good. But I wish I had ordered the Chicken Katsu lunch instead. Was still hungry, but I can't eat just steam rice plain. Why would you serve a bowl of steam rice with sushi anyways? To sum it up...this place is FAR from 5 stars. It's lacking in every department. Oh and I their credit card machine was down so the server told me that she had to write down my credit card number and enter it later. Geez. There isn't any reason I could think of to bring me back here. Goyemon is and has always been my favorite. I just wanted to see what all this 5 star rating hype was all about. And I'm sorry but this is a completely misleading...5 star? More like 5 NOs!!!!

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An example of an negative review: You go to Luxor if you're looking to be on the strip and it being cheap. The cheap places will be Luxor, Stratosphere, Circus Circus,etc. Places close to the ends of the strip. I feel like Luxor has gotten more ghetto.. its just dead-ish feeling. Even going to the lobby there was no water in the fountain! What is that? lame. Our room was fine- nothing too special. Its just not up to par if you've stayed at Encore/Wynn etc. But I mean you get what you pay for. The selection for food is definitely whack. There was a food court area with overpriced Ceasars Pizza, McDonalds, Quizno, etc. The most annoying part was having to stick my key in the elevator every time I went to my room. I just didn't carry a key with me since my friends had it. But yeah that was super annoying. I'm just glad we didn't stay in the pyramid part. That inclination is killer. I've used it to visit friends and almost puked. So yeah I will say pay a little more to stay at a better place with better food, ambiance, and near the clubs and beach parties.