Problem: Write a positive (OPTIONS:
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A: If you're reading this review and you haven't tried Oink, you NEED to take 30 minutes out of your day tomorrow and get down to this mecca of glutinous pork-flesh. -You need to order brown bread, medium size(oink), haggis and chilli sauce. -Ask for some crackling. -There isn't a great deal of seating inside so I recommend you walk down to the Grassmarket. -Find a park bench, preferably to yourself as you'll want to lie spread-eagle for a while once you're done. -Assess your surroundings, because if you attack this glorious takeaway feast anything like me, that is, something similar to a feeding scene from Jurassic Park, you should probably wait for any nearby children to leave. -Take a deep breath AND ENJOY! If you're a red-blooded carnivore, you'll surely enjoy. I hope you enjoy. Please enjoy! I love this place and if YOU, dear reader, don't like this place, I don't think we have very similar tastes and my reviews are probably wasted on you. Exceptions for vegans/vegetarians. Life-pro-tip: Probably not a good idea to go swimming for a day or two after eating at Oink. Actually, you probably shouldn't attempt ANY vigorous activity, because this place is like taking a delicious meaty headbutt to the stomach.
Q: positive

A: I went two days in a row for a delish breakfast under $10. two qualms. The soup was a lil salty and seemed like it came out of a can. The Rosarito (?) which was chorizo, scrambled egg, jack cheese and avocado was too heavy on the chorizo for me and it was hard to even see that there was any egg in it. Now The Caprese which was tomato's, mozzarella, pesto, and I added grilled chicken was AMAZING. Everything tasted nice and fresh and ti was sooo damn good. nom nom. The Berry Delight was fine. I wasn't so wow'd. The staff was ace, Larry was so friendly and funny. I guess my experience was a bit hit or miss when it came to the crepe's but stuff is fresh and loads of choice, worth the lil drive and easy to find :D. And loved the decor!
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer: I don't see what people like about this place. I give you that the food it decent, but as a native to the Phoenix area, why wouldn't I just go to Honey Bears. The bbq is so much better there. This place is nothing special. The only thing cool about the location is the crazy paint job on the outside. The corn was soggy, and they make you pay for extra sauce. Can someone please explain the fascination with this addition to the Phoenix area bbq scene???
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Output: Always quick and friendly service, I will continue to get my oil changes here
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output: We are from Tucson, and found this breakfast gem on Yelp! Each of enjoyed the friendly service, hip and clean atmosphere, and the yummy food. The food came out quickly, and was very tasty. The steak and eggs were a great deal, my huevos rancheros was organized and tasty, and my wife loved her veggie scramble. We especially liked the coffee/spice bar in the middle of the room (they have Cholula!). The only thing that could be added to it is a cinnamon shaker. Great place! We will be back!
Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A:
This review is based on portion only. I was charged $10.27 for one piece of chicken katsu cutlet that was cut into 5 pieces and an order of curry udon, the size of a bowl that could fit in my hand. I recommend heading to Japanese Curry Zen that's half a block away since portion is bigger and for about the same price. Also, be careful with the closing times listed on Yelp (2:00am) that's listed. I called once to make a to go order and they already closed their kitchen at midnight.