Problem: And it 's making me miserable . So I left it at home and hobbled around . As soon as I walked in , she said , " Get over here ! " It turns out , she used to work for orthopedics . She got to telling me about how she knew two people who 'd ended up having a leg amputated because they failed to overcome an internal infection in their leg ... like what the doc was worried I was getting . She spent much time belaboring this point . Aside from her scaring the ever - living shit out of me , my leg was REALLY sore today . I think I 'll use the crutch tomorrow .

Why did n't I want to use my crutches before she chastened me ?

A: The crutches make walking around very awkward and miserable .

Problem: Our attack plan for this museum was to look at the map and circle all the artists we knew , which included Monet , Manet , Degas , Van Gogh , Rodin ( this guy is like in every museum ever ) , Renoir , and Picasso , and then hit all those rooms . This lead us to actually walk through every single room and I grew to like Delecroix 's work , among others . The Orsay collection , probably because it 's smaller , is way more manageable to check out than the Louvre 's .

What may have been the reason to create an attack plan ?

A: None of the above choices .

Problem: We might be tempted to place a malnourished underfed child in Nigeria in a different category than , say , a malnourished overfed child in the midwest of America . I ' m inclined to say that the travesty is the same , but the difference is not one of degree , but of context and spectrum . Both children suffer from a displeasure of food , one because she does n't have enough of it , and the other because he does n't care enough about it . One displeasure is caused by lack , and another by an abundance , but they 're both unhealthy , malnourished , and ca n't take pleasure in food .

What charitable cause is the narrator talking up ?

A:
Giving food aid .