Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: Received an email from Pappadeaux advertising crawfish special on Wednesday and Thursdays after 3pm. So, me and my family of 8 made the 1 hour and 45 minute drive and we were excited as we haven't had crawfish in a long time. We were seated at 5 pm and the menus stated the crawfish is available at 5. Ok, no biggie. I place my order then I'm told "sorry we don't have any crawfish". So I ordered the soft shell crab and my son ordered the steak Oscar medium rare. Our food arrived, mine is ice cold, my son's steak is still mooing and my sister's food was cold. The server asked us once in a 2 hour time frame if we needed anything. I will NOT waste my gas to make the trip here again.
Q: positive

A: Really good food and quick service! I'll definitely come back. This area is sort of a dead zone for decent restaurants, so this is definitely one to note. My favorite thing about this restaurant is that they give you what is presumably the Chinese equivalent of chips and salsa. They set out a bowl of the little chip-like cracker things. I am forgetting the name right now. Wontons maybe? With that pink sweet and sour type sauce normally served with egg rolls. So good! I hope this catches on everywhere, because it is a great idea!! Both of our meals were HUGE and really, really delicious. I got the vegetable delight, and my date got the thing with egg chunks. Both were really, really good! Service was friendly and very fast. I'll definitely be back here.
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer: I just checked into this motel for a 4 day long weekend. First I asked for two wine glasses fromi the restaurant for my room and was told no. After a lot of complaining they finally relented and gave us the glasses. Then we looked in the refrigerator to store some wine we brought but it is completely stocked with no room for guests to use. I also noticed that a small bottle if water is $3.00. Then I wanted to go online and noticed that it is almost $10.00 for 24 hours if use. In fact everything costs here and the prices are high. Unfortunately I paid in advance through Expedia. This place is very, very overpriced.
Input: OPTIONS:
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Generate a negative review for a place
Output: Nice salon but not quality work and the nail techs are RUDE DIVAS! I have been a client of Sean's for a while but the past couple times I have some to the place the random lady doing my nails has a terrible attitude. My last pedicure the lady kept telling me I need to get a better package and I politely replied no thank you, after the 3rd time I was irritated as I had made my choice and expressed it. Then she continues to say things like "to bad you didn't get the other pedicure you would get longer massage". How rude! Then I asked her if she could do a design (it was horizontal lines with a small heart) and showed her the picture at least 3 times. When she "finished" it was just lines, when I asked her about the heart her reply was "oh I'm done, you didn't tell me. Next time tell me that". So the picture wasn't showing her?! Since I have had some good experiences there I decided to give them another try. I went for a manicure, again the lady was so rude to me. When she was done I had pink all over my skin and it does NOT look professional. I will not be giving l this place yet another chance. RUDE RUDE RUDE!
input: Write a positive yelp review (OPTIONS:
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output: Did you know Brazil has the largest Japanese population outside of Japan? So while Japanese-Brazilian shouldn't be considered fusion per se, they turned it into fusion. Because in my mind, fusion isn't just east meets west, it's combining two things that people normally don't eat together. Example: people eat Vietnamese sandwiches, pork pate, daikon radish, and carrots in French baguettes, all the time. But people normally don't eat duck and hoisin sauce on a pizza. Bahn mi = food. CPK's peking duck pizza = fusion. Fusion in LA it means modern furniture, mood lighting, double the prices, and an A rating. In LV, it means pretty much the same thing, only triple the prices because hey, we're on the strip. Anyhoo, the sea bass was absolutely delicious. Totally a last-meal-on-earth worthy dish. DELICOUS. Perfectly glazed and fresh. It's so good that I can't even wax poetic on how good it is. I just want to sit and savor the memory of how good it was... MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM.... Okay, I'm done with that. But you know what isn't so good? The sake. Supposedly they have the most extensive sake list EVAR. But to me, sake is my version of beer. It goes great with edamame and bad sake is equivalent to bad beer in that it really isn't all that bad. Haha. On the other hand, bad wine is BAD. And undrinkable. But bad sake is always drinkable! So they don't serve hot sake here because heat is used to mask how bad the sake is. This may be true, but my theory is that Asians don't usually drink cold beverages. Asians drink tea! Hot tea usually. And thus, I like to drink hot things. Like hot sake! But Sushi Samba is all "we don't serve hot sake because we only serve superior sake which is best enjoyed cold and you're a plebian for wanting it hot." And so we paid $30 for a teeny bottle of the cheapest sake. Best part was, when they brought it out and B saw the label, he's like "we could have picked this up at Ranch 99!" Also didn't like how tables were squished together. I could have eaten off my neighbor's sushi plate without having to lean over. So those are my pros and cons. The Palazzo concierge actually told us that Sushi Samba is much better than Tao which has been skating by on it's name. So I recommend eating at Sushi Samba, then scootin' on over to Tao to dance off the sake. EDIT: went here again and had every kind of sushi and sashimi and the sea bass. The sea bass was as orgasmic as I remembered it. Everything else was forgettable if it weren't for the astronomically high prices. Skip everything but the sea bass. LOVE. But they were cool enough to let us bring in our water bottles, so they deserve props for that. They didn't have to be so cool about it.
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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- positive) review?

Answer:
I didn't get what all the hype was with this place so I took my boyfriend there tonight in time for their happy hour. Not so much of a HAPPY hour when all that is discounted is the 2-roll pieces. I wasn't impressed. We ordered the simple California and Salmon rolls and it took over 45 minutes to get our food. This place is TINY, it wasn't packed, and their were two sushi chefs working. My boyfriend's pepsi was flat, our waitress was horribly slow, and we paid $25 for average sushi. I've had better. See Pearl Sushi review.