IN: What happens next?

How to be a good reviewer
Talk about author's notes.
For some, author's notes might be short or long or mediocre-but that doesn't change the fact that they want to also talk. As boring as it might be, their author's note's (a/ns) are to announce minor stuff.

OUT: Like how they are doing in life, or events that occurred or how they are feeling. Normally, most readers would ignore that, and read on.

IN: What happens next?

A man stands on a field with a shut put in his hand. The man starts spinning around in a circle. the man

OUT: then throws the shot put.

IN: What happens next?

How to disguise your voice
Download a voice-changer app.
There are a variety of smart phone apps for iphones and androids that you can use to change the sound of your voice, many of them free. New apps are always coming out, so check out the app store to find out what's available.

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Some of them allow you to record your voice and play it back in manipulated form, while others allow you to speak into the phone and project weird robot noises and other big changes. One app, call voice changer, even lets you make calls with your new fake voice.