input: Write a negative yelp review.
output: I came here for an early dinner. The first thing indicating a level of sketchiness is a sushi buffet at what is clearly a Chinese restaurant in most other respects. But the weirdness of this sort continued...I ordered a "bento" of honey sesame chicken. It was basically identical to the same dish at just about every other non-authentic Chinese restaurant, but served in a Japanese bento box for no apparent reason...and with miso soup...which doesn't match the flavor at all. It's not pan-asian in the usual "fusion" way...it's just a collection of dishes, some Chinese and some Japanese, thrown together without any pattern or plan. The service was great, and food was not particularly bad or good, the music was blah pop, and the decoration sparse. It's a place to fill your belly, but the prices are not particularly reasonable considering this whole picture. I wouldn't necessarily avoid this place in the future, but I can imagine that if I lived around the corner I still may never come back either. If I want Chinese then I'd go to a Chinese restaurant, and if I want Japanese I'll go to a Japanese restaurant. It's not often that I'm in the mood for a Japanese appetizer and then a Chinese meal with a Japanese drink. It just doesn't go together.
input: Write a negative yelp review.
output: Unfortunately Johnny D's has gone downhill. I have been going to this restaurant for the past four years and it has always been one of my favorites. However, I went there last Friday and it has gone completely downhill. Our dining experience was so bad that I will not be returning to eat there nor recommending it to other people. It's really a shame considering we had been loyal customers for years. Last Friday we ordered two filet mignons. One done medium well and one done medium. They came medium rare and rare. We weren't given and steak knives and we waited and waited to get our waitresses attention but she was nowhere to be found. Finally we asked the hostess if she could find her for us. The one steak came with a side of garlic, the other did not even though both dishes were the same thing. One steak came blue cheese crusted the other didn't, even though both were ordered with blue cheese. The garlic mashed potatoes were watery. We ordered a side of cream corn 'gratin'. What a disappointment. It tasted terrible and had no resemblance to a gratin whatsoever. Our waitress never stopped by our table to ask us how our food was. When I finally got her attention I told her we were disappointed in the corn gratin. She could have cared less. What a lousy way to celebrate a birthday dinner. Like I said we won't be going back.
input: Write a positive yelp review.
output:
I'm not sure if I my favorite part is getting to smell 5 different cinnamons to find my favorite, or the MSG-free spice blends, or the free spice coupons I get on their catalog. I just love visiting the store, smelling the different herbs and spices and I love that the spices don't have the slilcone dioxide or free-flowing agents, that they're just good, plain spices. It's always a real treat to visit, and I always ask my in-laws what they want and the answer is pretty consistent: "Everything"