Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: Nuh uh. Nope. No no no. My daughter wanted to eat here for her birthday this year, having eaten at the one downtown successfully 4 years ago. Her birthday, her pick. Plus, she delights in the free mug of soda and balloon. She's a birthday sell-out and I think that must be how they suck you in. But, I digress. Our order took an aggravatingly long time to arrive and our glasses remained empty after having drunk their contents while waiting. There was a Packers game on and many of the wait staff were watching that. I don't know if that was the hold up, but it was a bit irritating. When our meals finally arrived, my children discovered that the insides of their burgers were very pink. Waaaaay too pink for medium well, which they ordered. It was scary pink and super soft--like raw hamburger generally is. When I told our waiter about it, he was completely uninterested in helping fix the situation, and instead, argued with me about it for quite a while, finally saying, "That's what medium well looks like" in a tone that suggested that I was simply too stupid to know the difference. I'm not. Finally I convinced him to humor me and take them back to be cooked through. He did so with a smidgen of contempt. As a side-note, my husband's burger was to be well done and was also pink, though not raw. Still no drink refills. No one offered a discount, a refund, a free soda while we waited, and especially not an apology. Obviously we won't be back.
Q: negative

A: Few times in my life have I ever been so disappointed with a business' customer service. Went online at 9am for a "genius" squad repair appointment... 1st available was at 615pm. Got there 30 min early, and they still were 30 min late for my scheduled apt, and even though I didn't move from my spot for the entire hr that I waited... (and the store was not that busy but the technicians were busy goofing off and chatting with each other)... the "genius" still said, "are you Jen? I was looking for you." Strike 1 for being late, strike 2 for acting like I was wandering around and putting the blame on me. After that, they quoted me $549 to replace the display on a macbook pro laptop, 15" 2009 model. The screen is separating from the metallic shell but the screen itself is not broken. I think that is absurd for a repair, since a brand new computer starts at $800. The manager, Ryan was unprofessional and condescending. Strike 3. Never going back!
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer: Okay my first negative review. Seriously I don't know what people are seeing in this place. It just specializes in Chicken Fingers if you want a light snack! So it is great for you Chicken Fingers Lovers only. Ok sure the Sweet Tea is a unique thing. I rather buy the Texas Toast loaf of bread in the supermarket and eat that instead. I've come to learn some people taste buds are way different or haven't been around too much to explore different restaurants out there in the world. There are much better fried chicken chain-restaurants out there which is much more fulfilling and worth while. Positive thing I can say, it's a nice clean building and was kind of empty when I went in.
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Output: It's one wicked buffet indeed! Hip and trendy, this is located inside the very chic Cosmopolitan Hotel. I've frequented this buffet quite a handful of times now so my review here is long overdue. My last visit was over Thanksgiving and it was only by default that we came because our original plan was to hit up Bacchanal Buffet (the new and very hyped up buffet at the Caesars Palace) which had a ridiculous wait of 3-4 hours at 2PM. Sorry, I'm not THAT crazy to stay in line that long. Wicked Spoon here we come! Ohhhh yeah!! 45 minutes of waiting in line to pay and another 45 minutes to get seated, not bad! We paid about $50 per person for dinner as opposed to $60 in Bacchanal for their Thanksgiving rate. You have to pay extra $$ if you want mimosa included. So among the plethora of food choices to choose from, arranged by cuisines from all corners of the world, below is an outline of the reasons why I love Wicked Spoon. FOR STARTERS, I WENT CRAZY OVER THESE: -Pumpkin Soup---Not sure what else is in this soup aside from the pumpkin but it's hearty and addicting! -King Crab Legs---Fresh and sweet! -Shrimp Cocktail---Succulent! FROM THE CARVING STATION: -Bone Marrow---I ate this like there was no tomorrow. I probably need to see a heart doctor soon but it was all worth it. "A moment on your lips, a lifetime on the hips!" -Roast Beef---Yummm... -Lamb---Cooked perfectly, not gamey, tender, juicy, tasty...Need I say more!? -Turkey---Not a turkey fan but it was Thanksgiving so I had to eat some. It was great! SEAFOOD ENTREES: -Shrimps---Cooked in butter, garlic, and other spices. I got down and dirty eating these crustaceans. Delicious! -Mussels Mariniere---I had 3 bowls of these. The sauce was fantastic! I was literally slurping it down. ASIAN CORNER: -Roasted Pork Belly---5-spice infused, the pork was beautifully cooked. It was juicy, tender, and flavorful! The crispy skin was a nice added touch. CARBO LOADING: -Paella -Mushroom Risotto -Mac N Cheese---Dude!! They have a MADE-TO-ORDER STATION for this! It's amazing! You get to pick what you want in your Mac N Cheese. Sooooo goooood! DESSERT: -Chocolate Covered Strawberries---This is one sight to behold and an indulgence to partake. A must! -Gelato---A myriad of flavors to choose from...you'll go crazy! Thai Iced Tea and Nutella were my top two favorites! -Macarons---Last but not the least, these are not to be missed. They had the mango flavored that day and it was divine! Sad to say, the next batch didn't have the same perfect consistency as the first ones I've had. All's well though because I may have had as much as my heart's content before the 2nd batch came out. SERVING: Most of their dishes are already pre-plated in small portions. It's nice how they do this because not only does it minimize waste, it also allows you to try small portions of all the food selections they have to offer without over filling yourself. I like their concept: unique and practical! SERVICE: -From the people at the register, to the receptionist, and to the server, everyone were all smiles and efficient in what they do. Our plates were cleared whenever needed and our drinks were always filled. Top-notch service! For now, I think Wicked Spoon is the best buffet in Vegas. Quality food and service. Then again, I have yet to try what Bacchanal has to offer. Until then...
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output: I love this place. They're very helpful, they will custom make a made to order meal for you, the food is delicious and the portions are ample.
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Gilbert, if you like a wine list of literally ten wines, a menu consisting of bread and bread byproducts, 40 year old Gilbert moms trying to look cool, and whiffing the smell of a far greater restaurant next door i.e. Liberty Market or Joe's, then Postino East is the way to go. I heard of Postino while reading another great issue of Phoenix Magazine while getting my hair trimmed at Great Clips. Hmm I said. This restaurant sounds intriguing. Making my way to the Gotham City of the desert, Gilbert, i maneuvered my Mini Cooper through the thriving metropolis, and parked in one of Postino's well graveled parking spots. It was then I entered Gilbert's version of a wine cafe. When I drink wine at a wine bar I expect it to taste like the nectar of the gods, unfortunately at Postino's this isn't the case. Their wine list is less insignificant then Tim Meadows's career. With so little to choose from I ended up ordering a wine I've never tasted before; a risky proposition to be sure. My wine ended up tasting like the liquid equivalent of Journey without Steve Perry. After emptying the reminder of my wine in one of Postino's urinals, I decided to eat some food. I ordered the bruschetta sampler in which i get to pick out four different kinds of flour based goodness. The pesto salami was definitely my favorite; sort of like Michael Winslow being my favorite in the Police Academy films. The atmosphere is interesting the say the least; if you enjoy looking at women with sun spots and 8 year old twins and the creepy men checking them out from across the room then this is your spot. I'll pass and stick with Joe's across the street.