Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A: We had dinner here last fall using a travelzoo voucher that was supposed to be a $250 value for $99. It wasn't worth the $99. We started off OK with a tasty amuse bouche, good salad and decent sushi, but our main courses were not very good at all. The sea bass was kind if pathetic with bland, overcooked side items. The fish was under seasoned and skinny with the skin still on top. We were expecting much better. We also had the flatbread which was very average. It was obvious they were trying to get by as cheap as possible with the drinks they included. The biggest joke was the junk food platter for dessert ($25 value, yeah right). A bunch of stale, tasteless crap. If you're going to serve something like that, everything needs to be freshly baked and tasty, and none of it was. You could break your teeth on the dry, hard, stale brownies. The cotton candy was actually the best thing on the plate, and I don't like cotton candy. Perhaps ordering off the regular menu would have been better, but who knows. Beware of the travelzoo voucher. What seems like a good value may not be if they are only including cheap, limited choices. I felt like the service was a little lacking as well, but this may also be due to the fact that we used the travelzoo voucher and were given a "special" menu.

Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A: It is such a shame that a place that has such an amazing view, falls flat in every other category. So during the summer the rooftop terrasse on top of the hotel de la montagne is one of the veryyyy few roof tops in Montreal. There is a 'pool' if you could call it that. Personally, I wouldn't want to step in that at all. You can find women (I think they are strippers from Wanda's next door) sun tanning during the day by the pool. Usually you go for drinks with a group of people. The service is terrible. It is slow and unfriendly. The drinks are ok but your standard fare. The decor is outdated. The food is decent, but it doesn't make up for the service. Go for the view, stay for one drink and leave.

Problem: Write a positive yelp review.
A:
I go to Reuben's Deli especially for their excellent breakfast. They have this sauteed vegetable and smoked-meat breakfast with eggs and whole wheat bread that is unrivaled in Montreal. Anybody who has been inside Reuben's know that the restaurant is very tastefully decorated and the seating space is ample and spacious. While the breakfast options are not very expensive with very big portions, going to Reuben's for after work drinks or dinner can be a bit heavy on the pocket but this doesn't take away the quality of their excellent food and their huge selection of beers, wines, spirits and liquors. One of my favorite breakfast/brunch places in Montreal.