Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: I've discovered I really don't like TJ's. The store was packed at around noon on a weekday, it doesn't help that the store is so small and everyone stands around blocking either your way down the aisle or from looking at products. Where do these people come from? What happened to common courtesy? I felt like I was in a compressed version of Walmart. I did buy a few things since I was there, some prices are okay and you can get some cool products you can't find elsewhere but it's not worth the trouble. Checking out was not any easier, every check out was open and about 5 deep, it took forever...it's nice the cashiers are friendly but you need to learn how to do 2 things at once, talk and check out people...it's really not that hard. I really doubt I will ever go back.
Q: negative

A: Eeek! Had a old, musty smell throughout the hotel. The room looked like they tried to upgrade but didn't check out the competition first. The decor was poor and they left the popcorn ceiling. The bathroom was the worst. Right by the toilet tissue holder was peeling paint. The shower was complete with 1970's tile and a shower head that had the water pressure of a sprinkler, which is too mild to take a shower. The linen felt cheap and the hotel elevator took forever to get up and down the floors. This felt like I was staying at somebody's old apartment instead of a hotel. I will definitely not be staying here again.
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer: 20 mins to get service and then another 30 waiting for drinks. Went to the bar to find out what was going on. They finally told us they were looking for the alcohol that goes in the drinks...BS!! Avoid this place like the plague!!!
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Output: I came in for lunch.It was better than some of the run of the mill strip restaurants. The service was good, the food was decent.I would come here again over some of the other joints on the strip.
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output: hello Aria, you suck! So this is how it went down for this special review from us to you Aria. On the Tuesday of July the 5th 2011, we check into the hotel on the fly coming from another hotel. We initially booked 2 nights stay here on our arrival. So far so okay. We get into our rooms after the logistics of checking in, getting our room key, supplying our guest information, bla bla bla. Our bags were checked with the bell hop prior to checking in at the front desk so once we got to our rooms all we had to do was call for luggage to be brought up. Standard hotel stuff so far that everyone is use to. Okay now the turning point. That was quick wasn't it? Oh yeah. We get into our rooms and start to get comfy. Within a matter of I say less than a minute the phone rings. The front desk says your bags are on their way. Wow, honestly that is top notch service. We get a phone call to let us know our bags are on the way. Sounds fishy, yeah initially at first but we aint complaining. So we lay down and chill and wait for our bags to arrive. Within 10 minutes someone cards into our room. Its our luggage right? You would think it would be. But Nope, its another hotel guest thats checking into the room. Obviously both parties meaning us in the room and the two individuals know there is a mix up. They were cool about it and so were we. They would go downstairs to clear up and get their situation settled. But apparently Aria check in staff checked another new guest into the same room as us. Hello who does that? Aria you do, i'm pointing this finger squarely at you. Weird, yeah definitely weird. Whatever. Well the next minute we get a knock at the door. "Security"... Oh boy here we go. Security knocks at the door and addresses us as Mr. so and so. - We say um there is no so and so here we just checked into the room. Security gets onto their communication system and phones in that the person their looking for is not in our room we are in and they confirm that they are present with us. I guess a previous guest wanted to switch rooms and they thought it was us. Weird and obviously they made another mistake. Onto another paragraph... you see where this is going. So far 2 strikes and we havent hit the 15 minute mark yet. After determining we would have to dial to bell hop to retrieve our luggage we do that. Quote it'll be 5-10 minutes before your luggage arrives. Fast forward to more than 20 minutes, no luggage. We dial again saying we've been waiting for more than 15m and have reservations soon. I'm tired of typing this review, Aria you aint worth my precious onslaught on you. But I will list some additional things that bothered me. The color layout and selection in the hallways--- Way tooo dark. Too much brownish hues...really brown - not really inviting to potential hotel guests staying there. Food, where can we find some food where we dont have to spend 100 dollars on a meal. No where to be found in Aria and city center. Dont get me wrong i'm down for an expensive meal but there is really nothing outside of that unless you venture outside of city center/ aria and into another hotel. What else? Eh, that last paragraph was pretty much bothersome too me. We cut the stay to one night and checked out the next morning. Aria, I guess its good for families and people that love to be confused about whats going on when they stay there. But for the average consumer beware. COCO Beware! We invested our time at the Cosmopolitan next, after our early exit from ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH-ia Hotel. Now thats where you should be staying... Cosmopolitan for deee win!!! I do like the city center and aria for their modern huge space layout. Good for taking pictures of the aesthetics but outside of that its a no go for ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHH-ia! Lots of ranting in this review, but also tons of great advice. Really some important stuff to think about if you really really really are dying to stay here- against obviously wise advice. A-hooyeah!
Q: negative

A:
I kind of feel like a dick giving this place such an "low" rating because out of the two times i've been here, one of them was an absolute blast and the other time i wish i was dead. So, a fair rating would be more like a 2.5 The Good: They have the coolest spot on the Washington drag, complete with rooftop patio that is completely urban and when CityScape comes to fruition will be the ultimate place to view it. The Bad: However, the owners have completely missed what their target rooftop market should be, and "dumbed" this place down with awful DJs and a projection screen ... not to mention an completely forced "VIP room", which seems more like a holding cell than somewhere to put the local celeb dorks that frequent this place. The Good: The decor and design. The interior is very classy The Bad: Their current clientle has completely missed the point. Tuck in your fucking shirt, or don't, but do it with some fucking style. You look like shit and you're making this fine bar with some massive potential look like a dive. The Good: They have a DJ The Bad: He plays bad Hip Hop/Rap. I don't mean that i hate Hip Hop. The exact opposite, actually. He just plays all the horrible shit. Would it kill you to update your selection from "irrelevant" to "marginal"? How about going beyond that to some indie hip hop like Spank Rock, Handsome Boy Modeling School, M.I.A., or Ohmega Watts? How about something everyone knows dispersed in there, like Common, Jurassic 5, Lupe, Nas, or OutKast? The music upstairs is straight up boring. The Good: You can have a fantastic time here with all of your friends The Bad: You need ALL OF THEM there to make this possible