Categorize the comment on the basis of sexual explicitness. If the comment is sexually explicit output Yes, otherwise output No.

Let me give you an example: hahahahahahahahhha suck it.
The answer to this example can be: Yes
Here is why: The comment has the word 'suck' in it and is classified as sexually explicit. Hence, it is a positive example

OK. solve this:
"Anybody who can kiss that many asses, that quickly, is so primed for success in the American workplace that they don't need your crappy restaurant job."

^This.

Also, having been both the chatty person and the languishing-in-line-behind-the-chatty-person person, I think the best thing to do is smile and get over it.
Answer:
Yes