I had n't had the stink of trash , tar and salt in my nose for awhile , so I figured it would n't hurt to stick around and have some fun at one of the local taverns once my business , which is n't any of yours , was done . So I took myself over to the Salty Sailor and ordered an ale . I sat myself in a corner , propped up my feet and watched the scene unfold . OPTIONS:
- They are consuming salty snacks .
- They are consuming beer .
- None of the above choices .
- They are consuming salt water taffy .

A: What is the narrator consuming in large quantities ?

Right now , I ' m doing her a complete favor by being cordial to her . If she were n't my roommate , I would never in a million years talk to her . Seriously , I ' m not even being sarcastic right now . OPTIONS:
- Because they are friends .
- None of the above choices .
- Because they like each other .
- Because they like being sarcastic to one another .

A: Why is the narrator talking to her roommate ?

For the first time in our almost 18 years of marriage I heard the word " diet " come out of my husband 's mouth . In all our years together he has never expressed a concern about his weight . It seems though that his summer of living in a hotel and eating all his meals out has caught up with him . OPTIONS:
- None of the above choices .
- The bills for the restaraunts has come due .
- The extra food billed at the hotel has to be paid for now .
- Not eating healthy foods has made him gain weight .

A: How has his summer of living in a hotel and eating all his meals out has caught up with him ?

Our faces . Our bodies . The way we look when we feel most feminine . My collection of self - portraits on flickr.com approaches the grand number of two hundred , at which point I ' m informed by flickr administrators that I will have to begin paying in order to keep posting . OPTIONS:
- It is posted on a gallery wall .
- It is posted on a billboard .
- It is posted on a website .
- It is posted on a bulletin board .

A:
Why is the narrator 's image available for everyone to see .