Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: Read this to avoid all of Bellagios BS: There are 2 Valet locations, one North and one South. DO NOT check in at the North location (behind the fountains) or you will have to cart your luggage all the way through the casino, it's a haul. speaking of check-in, wow, these ladies need a lesson in customer service. Horrible attitudes and unbelievably slow. BRING A SMALL COFFEE MAKER and some starbucks in your bag; there are NO coffe makers in the room and room service will set you back about 6 bucks per cup, voila! Each time you enter the elevator you must show a room key, feels like your in Costco. God forbid any terrorists would storm the Bellagios rooms. Ask for 2 room keys per person, if you forget your card, Vinnie the Nose will drag you to the front desk to prove your identity, classy. Where is the Safe??? It's kind of fun hunting for it if you like treasure hunts when you check in, otherwise you will spend 1/2 hour of your life that you will never get back. Of course, it's in the nightstand drawer...brilliant!! Forget the slots...tighter than an Italians pocketbook. If you don't like smoky casinos stay away, especially at night it is possibly the worst on the strip, except for maybe Red Rock. To see the fountains, ask for a room on a least the 7th floor or above. Your drapes open with a button next to the nightstand, homage to The Hangover and Ceasar Velotche! At the pool, put something on your towel if your going to go for a drink or a drip, or the towel trolls will snatch yours up. If you don't want to pay 15 bucks for a watered down drink at the pool, sneak in a few airline size bottles of vodka or rum and just get a regular drink. Also by the elevators is a nice gift shop with booze, mixer, etc. IF you have decided to go to Le Cirque be very very careful what you order, the price goes up exponentially every time you open you mouth or shift in your seat. If you add the wine flight to your choice, it's $179!!! Salute!! The good; Bathroom, deep tub and great water pressure, beds are good quality, decor is nice, that's about it. Oh yeah and the crepes place downstairs is very cool with the chocolate fountains. And the art museum was a nice touch.
Q: negative

A: Salty, salty, salty. Could have been so much better. I got the grilled cheese and it was so salty I had to gulp down my lemonade just to eat it. Which is sad because it was cooked perfectly and looked so tasty. Maybe it was just a one off accident?
Problem: What would be an example of an positive (OPTIONS:
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Answer: I really love this hotel! Here's why: Local- How rare is it to find a local hotel in your area? Okay well in AZ it's somewhat rare and this one is LOCAL and it's fantastic. Usually those two items don't go together. Design- I love the retro vibe of the design. It's like stepping back in time but in the best way. It makes me want to wear cat-eye glasses and drink vintage cocktails. I love it! Bath Products- Yes, I know. How tacky am I that I'm even bringing this up but c'mon; we all secretly judge hotels by the quality of what they have in the bathroom. These Icelandic wonder potions smell amazing! AND the soap is a sphere. Holy shit! Nothing gives me more satisfaction than rolling that around in my hands as I wash them (it's the small things in life, really). Honestly, when I stayed here with a friend for my birthday we literally had the same fond memory "SOAP BALLS!" We recalled, affectionately. Customer Service- Every employee I've ever talked to is nice and upbeat. I like that, especially being a local that stays here for fun every now and again. The pool- Is awesome. Both of them (I just remembered there are two; one has a cool fountain and the other I've actually sat by). I love lounging out there and just checking out from life for awhile. Man- I need a staycation!
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Generate a negative review for a place
Output: I came into the restaurant a few days ago and I was served by a girl named Katie. She had long, black hair and she seemed to hate me. Idk what I did to her but she would scream at me whenever I would try and order anything. One time she bent down to pick up a menu and I saw her ENTIRE asscrack! Talk about bad service. The only reason I would ever come back is because of the sweet blonde hostess girl. Mad props to her.
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output: Visited on 10/11/14 and will never return. It took forever for our waitress to even acknowledge us and ask for drink orders. We told her we were ready to order which we did but she wrote nothing down and asked us immediately after for the order again. Use paper and pen next time girl. THEN while waiting FOREVER for our food we hear her cussing the cooks out regarding our order and she stated that her tip will now be fu*%ed because our food was late. LOL smh. We asked for more water twice and more bread. She brings the water pitcher and leaves it on our table??? No bread. After 30+mins we asked for a manager. The manager comes with our food but tells us "I wanted to wait a few more mins for your order before coming over to you" Smh once again. The manager told us that our meal was comped and offered dessert to which we declined. We just wanted to get out of there. We should've paid attn when we walked in because the manager was walking a familiy out apologizing for the bad service. I wonder how many tables had comped meals that night. The food is less thatn mediocre and the staff sucks. The only person who seemed to care was the hostess.
Problem: Write a positive (OPTIONS:
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A:
The gyros were delicious...the chicken was cooked perfectly...the schwarma was fantastic....I'LL be back!