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Output: I was a happy customer here... Until JUST NOW! I arrived at 9:45pm tonight to tan before my vacation. I live about 20 minutes away, but I come to this location at night because it normally is open later. Today I learned that the attendant closed at 9:30 rather than 10pm. I have tanned here late before, so this is unusual. The attendant working on Sept 1st the evening shift was not friendly. SO I guess I get to find a place to tan in Honolulu which I am sure will cost me another $50! Its sad because I already pay more than that to use Bodyheat's tanning facilities...

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Output: The Parlor is such a cute restaurant. It's rustic and homey and the patio seating is gorgeous! I've had the salsiccia, funghi and then my own pizza with sausage, arugula, mushrooms and basil. The pizzas listed are a better value than the create your own pizzas in my opinion, but they're all delicious! One surprising thing about the pizzas here is how loaded they are with toppings. They're all fresh, and definitely not skimping on anything. Great pizza, and the fritto misto is a great appetizer too. Parking is sometimes hard on a busier weekend night though.

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Output: I wouldn't stay here again if you paid for my room. A buddy and I stayed at Harrah's for 3 days from Thursday to Sunday. He had a comped room due to his Total Rewards card, and I'd never stayed here before, so I thought we should try a new place. That's what I get for trying new things I suppose. My room was a standard room, and it was motel sized. The door nearly hit the toilet when you would close it. The shower never completely stopped running during my entire visit. I tried to pull the water temperature handle tight and this didn't work. I tried to fiddle with the switch that turns on the shower. The good news (I guess) is that when I closed the door it was a soft enough drip that I didn't hear it in the room and wasn't disturbed. Also, the water pressure was awful, so I never got a nice comfortable shower while I was there. My first day when I arrived in the room it was 74 degrees. I like it cold, I usually set the thermostat at 65. So, I set it at 65 before going to gamble for the afternoon. Well, after we'd been out for awhile and I came back up to get ready for dinner the room was still 74. So, I called the front desk and told them the issue, and they responded they'd send an engineer right up. So, I go to dinner, go out for the evening, and do some gaming. When I arrived at the room around 3:00 AM it was 79 DEGREES. Somehow the engineer had figured the room was too cold, so he turned the heat up. So, I had to wait for another engineer to come and change the thermostat setting at 3:30 in the morning. The previous engineer hadn't just changed the thermostat, he did something to the system that I couldn't fix. So, instead of going to sleep I had to wait for someone that could fix this issue. Needless to say, this was incredibly annoying. I will say Harrah's made it right by taking off my resort fees (which are a joke anyway, but that's Vegas-wide, so I can't blame Harrah's for that) and giving me a small food comp. But, since I didn't like any of the restaurant choices, I didn't use all of the comp. But, they did make it right, so I'll give Harrah's credit there. Harrah's has a Hertz rental desk on site which is nice. Additionally, I can say that it's in a nice part of the strip, very close to Venetian, Mirage, and Caesars. We spent the majority of our time at these three places. Regarding restaurants, the steakhouse is Ruth's Chris, so I didn't eat there. We did try the Oyster Bar for lunch, and it was okay. I did not have the buffet, and in fact a security guard saw my friend and I walking that direction and told us not to eat the buffet. We informed him we were going to the Oyster Bar, and he responded "good." So, even though we weren't planning on eating at the buffet, that did not instill confidence. Regarding the gaming, Harrah's is a Caesars Resorts casino, so they have a lot of the "Millionaire Maker" games like Let It Ride, 3 Card Poker, Mississippi Stud, and Ultimate Texas Hold Em. These games are $5 limits, and I will say Harrah's had a lot of them open during all hours of our trip. So, it was nice to have a $5 Let It Ride table on a Friday night on the Strip. But, this isn't specific to Harrah's, you can get this at other Caesars properties. On the casino floor, the bathrooms were never clean, and they are too spread out. Newer casinos have bathrooms placed better along the gaming floor. I think this joint used to be nice, but time has not been kind. I won't return.

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8/5/12 Checked in at door. Packed. Told 10 minutes??? Waited 20. Left when it became apparent it would be longer. The poor reviews I was reading on Yelp at time didn't help. Tip to hostess, be honest about wait time.