Problem: Write a positive yelp review.
A: I'm so happy that Bachi Burger opened this new location! They make one of my favorite burgers: The Lonely Bird. I know most people don't order this one, but it's a sleeper favorite :) It's ground chicken/turkey prepared tsukune style with strong flavors of soy sauce and ginger, with an herb pesto, lettuce, tomato, and beer battered onion rings. So incredibly flavorful and delicious! My husband ordered the Miyagi-san grass fed wagyu burger and declared that he liked mine better! I liked his too though...the beef was perfectly cooked and the combination of drippy fried egg, caramelized bacon, chili mayo, and onion rings was pretty amazing. I wasn't a big fan of the Ronin burger. The regular salt and pepper fries were thin and crispy, just the way I like it, although they could have used a bit more salt. I will be back for my Lonely Bird burger...perhaps I will branch out one of these days and try the Banh-mi burger :)

Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A: we drove all the way to this crap fremont street to this store for a hookalayli or however you spell it and they dont sell them

Problem: Write a positive yelp review.
A:
What I can start out with is... I'm glad I wore black when I ate here because it's a slimming color... Wicked Spoon Buffet was quite wicked, indeed. Especially for my waistline. It's been awhile since i've eaten at a buffet with friends and it has brought up some great conversations/first world problems of having too much good food. At times like these, I wish that potent elixir/drink (?) from the Hunger Games exists.. you know, the one that makes you throw up so you can eat more? Hah. It just made me realize how old I am now and how I can easily get owned by two plates of food now. Anywho, Wicked Spoon was a treat. For $9 you can get unlimited drinks! Such a good deal. In general, Wicked Spoon has pretty good deals for their meals... but def not as tasty as other buffets, but if you're budget conscious, this is a great buffet. They also have a good variety. Pretty much everything here is good... I loved the presentation of their dishes. I was actually a huge fan of their watermelon salad, their hash brown w cheese, ribs, french toast, and their awesome corn on the cob! Their desserts were pretty scrumptious, too... They had macaroons too, but they tasted a bit odd. Overall, fun experience here with my girl friends... definitely had some funny convos... I think we were turning delirious after so much food. We seriously were one step past food coma afterwards.