Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: Be prepared when you venture in here even just to look you will be tits up in snoot, fakery, and crap that you cannot afford. On our way to the Jersey Boys theatre the mean-muggin coming from people whose shit doesn't stink was endless! Don't waste your time here, even to gawk at the fake frescoes.
Q: negative

A: Less than stellar experience. We came to the drive thru 40 minutes prior to closing to be told that they only had very limited choices, none of which were what I had intended to get when I arrived there. Word to the wise, don't expect black pepper chicken or beef and broccoli in the hour before closing. Not planning on revisiting this panda location.
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer: The fiance and I dine out quite a bit these days. Nothing until this place has been bad enough to write about. Wow, this one takes the cake! We came in about 8pm on a Wednesday night to split a bottle of wine and have a light bite. From the moment we walked in it was like being on another, surreal planet. Our waitress, a very young girl recently from NJ, seemed to have never served anyone before and had never looked at the menu, it seemed. We vainly asked for some sparkling water, some mineral water, some Pellegrino....she asked "is that wine?" Huh? She did come back carrying 2 small bottles of San Benedetto. First hurdle overcome. She had never opened a wine bottle either, the fiance had to do it. The antipasto and linguine with white clam sauce were passable, although some salami had been around longer than I would keep in my fridge. After essentially waiting on ourselves and making requests that were clearly foreign to this young lady, the real clincher was when at 10 pm, the whole place began filling with smoke. The kitchen staff was apparently burning the day's grime off the ovens and as one fellow told the fiance "the hoods don't work". No kidding. We quickly poured the last of our wine into our glasses and literally ran for the front door. There is no exaggeration here. They smoked us out. Do not EVER try to sit in this restaurant in an attempt to eat. We guess it's just a pizza take out joint, but why the tables and "dining room" then? A very lame apology for attempted asphyxiation and our check completed this disastrous attempt at a night out. I really can't even think of a reason to give this place 1 star. Maybe because they didn't succeed in making us seriously ill. Diners beware.
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Output: Okay, I had to post an update. I am so disappointed in Mi Tierra as of late. First of all the food is still delicious. But the service is sooooo bad lately. My husband and I went for lunch on a Saturday a couple of weeks ago, and the waitress was so bad, no forks, no water, no asking if we needed anything, order messed up. So disappointed. On the same day, there was another customer giving the owner a piece of her mind as well. Unfortunately, I had to agree with all she was telling her. So I chalked it up, as okay, maybe the waitress is just bad. So I decided to go for dinner with my daughter on a Monday night. First of all, we were the only ones there, and this other waitress was just as bad, if not worse. How can you not give your customers good service if we were the only ones there? I expected cartwheels! I do not know how they are staying in business, with that kind of service. Pretty sad, considering the food is really good. Needless to say, I left no tip!
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output: Had a oil change on my 2007 mercedes and he also pointed out that my serpentine belt needed to be changed... They wiped down the exterior of my windows vacuumed the inside of my car top all of my fluids.. Everything came out to $216.00 with taxes.. It took less than an hour.. Fast n friendly service.. Places to eat and shop nearby while car was being serviced.. Highly recommend this place..
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Must get the tasting menu w/ the kobe burger add-on (+30). The Kobe Beef Burger w/ Black Truffle & Foie Gras is an artery clogger, and is literally to die for. That dish is unforgettable. Great service. Decor: Elegant with tables w/ drawn curtains for privacy.