Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: I thought this place was alright. If someone wanted to check it out I would go back but I wouldn't recommend it when picking a place to eat. The menu is kind of small and there is really only sushi which is fine but if you have a non-sushi eating person in the group this place would not work. We went here on a sunday afternoon at noonish and stayed for quite awhile....no one else came in while we were there. This sort of freaked me out. Anyway the sashimi and sushi were fine. Nothing amazing but not bad at all. The one thing I did not like was the spicy tuna roll was pretty big. I can't stand that. Anyway, its ok. Check it out and decide for yourself.
Q: negative

A: So disappointed in Mon Ami Gabi. Based on the excellent reviews I was very excited to try Mon Ami. We made reservations to eat here on our last night in Vegas and were also celebrating my mother's birthday. I am not sure if MAG was just having an off-night but our experience was all around pretty terrible. The dinner started with a very chaotic and unorganized seating systems. Despite having reservations you have to stand and wait in a line to speak to the hostess. Then they have you stand aside in the crowded bar area and wait some more. Meanwhile, they call names but do it so quietly and from a different area that it is impossible to hear. All of this made for a stressful start to our dinner. Once seated we ordered drinks which were mediocre in preparation and mine came with a very long dark hair curled around in it and hanging out the side of my martini glass. Very disgusting and off-putting way to start the meal. We let the server know and he was not really apologetic at all and then brought back a new martini that was not prepared the way I had ordered. The waiter was incredibly inexperienced and told the table next to us that thier bottle of wine would cost "whatever 12 times 4 is". He then proceeded to break the cork into thier bottle of wine. We ordered appetizers that came out freakishly fast- within two or three minutes of ordering them. I had the house salad which was very small and had wilted brown lettuce in it. My mother had shrimp cocktail which was mushy and my father had french onion soup which was watery, had little or no onions in it, and had very little taste (my work cafeteria makes french onion soup that is WAY better). At this point with the combination of hair in our poorly made drinks, very disappointing food and terrible service, we decided to cut out losses and cancel our entree orders. One star for the manager (I think his name was Constantine) who was very nice and apologetic and did not charge us for anything. As a side note- we crossed the street and wandered into Caesar's looking for somewhere else to eat and got right into the Palm Restaurant (in the Forum Shops) with no reservations and had an excellent meal of lobster tail and steak!
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer: A cool little spot very close to where we live which is nice because not much else is close to us! It gets pretty busy in the evenings. We were there fairly early in the evening (7ish maybe?) and it was a lot of older people....my husband and I kept remarking how much his parents would love this place. Even though there was a strange age dichotomy it seemed to work. The food was great, the portions very large and everything was reasonably priced. They had several TV's going with various sporting events which was nice. The music was loud and a bit all over the place...rap to oldies to rock. We don't mind that and we will definitely be returning many times. Update- Minus 2 stars I wish this was a more positive update, but alas, it is not. If there is one thing in this world that you should not do, it's get between me and the Red Sox. My husband works from home and sometimes will spend a few days in the house working. I sensed that he needed to get out and said "Hey hun, why don't we go to The Office Bar and Grill for some drinks and dinner, just to get you out of the house?" We both agreed it was a great idea. This happened to be the first time we went for happy hour, which also means the first time we went when the Red Sox were on. Given that they have 13 televisions I figured they would probably be showing it. When we walked in the only sporting event that was being televised was the Girls Little League World Series, which I admit, was a tad creepy. (A bunch of 20 something year old guys watching 12 year old girls? Yeah, it's creepy.) I thought, "wow, that's strange....maybe they didn't get the Extra Innings package..." But sure enough a few moments later the Yankees game appeared on some of the TVs. Recognizing this, we requested the Red Sox game for the TV closest to us, and for about 15-20 minutes we were able to get our fix! I was ecstatic. Drink specials and the Sox? Sa-weet. My happiness was short-lived because they were shortly taken off the screens. We got to watch about a half inning of the game before they started messing with the channels again. They even took the D-Backs game off! People at the bar were visibly upset. Out of about 13 tvs, 3 or 4 were showing the 11-0 Orioles/Yankees game (at that point who cares? The Yankees aren't going to pull this one out), about 6 were showing the Reds/Cubs (NL Central? For real?) a couple were showing the Detroit/Cleveland game (slightly more tolerable, but honestly, who cares?) and one tv in the back was showing Fox News!!! Who turns off a 1-0 pitcher's dual between two of the hottest young lefties in the game, Jon Lester and Scott Kazmir? Furthermore, how do you turn off a game that was specifically requested by your clientele? Now you're playing favorites. And I'm a bad enemy to make. I really wish that they wouldn't have even let us know they had DirectTV. Honestly, then I wouldn't have ever been teased with being able to watch the Sox game. We asked to speak with the manager about it who admitted to us that the only person who really knows how to work the television system is the chef (even though he's been managing the place for 4 MONTHS!). What? Are you kidding me? Teach the barback how to do it for crying out loud. We would have stayed and had more drinks had we been able to keep watching the game. The manager even told us that one girl "over there" wanted to watch the Indians and "those people" wanted to watch the Yankees (yeah? Which people? No Yankees fan I know wants to watch them when they are losing 11-0!) And of course one tv has to be dedicated to Fox News at all times. Can't change off that. We had even asked to put the Sox game on that tv, even though it was the absolute furthest tv from us. "Can you even see that tv?" Well it's better than nothing! So I now know where NOT to go to watch sporting events and hang out with 40 year olds. Like I said, nothing comes between me and my Sox. Update to my Update: Its too bad they didn't keep the game on because this was one of the most exciting games of the season with the Sox pulling it out in the bottom of the 9th. I would have hung around for many many more drinks. Oh well.
Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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Another visit, another wait of over an hour and I am still in the waiting room. Dr. David is great but this is just so ridiculous and it happens every single time. It's not 6:02 and my appointment was at 3:30 and I STILL have not seen the doctor. They close at 5, I feel like this is a episode of PUNKED!