Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: This is the second time I've stayed at Pointe Hilton Tapatio Cliffs and I get the feeling I'm going to walk away a little disappointed. The Good The place is really cool. There's 8 pools, a gym, a golf course, tennis courts, and easy access to hiking trails. The buildings are beautifully built into the side of the hills and colored in red, orange, and yellow hues - it's very nice. There's a couple of restaurants on site and the food's good. And most of the rooms are 1-bedroom suites, so you can stretch out for a good price. Sound engineering was good. I couldn't hear my neighbors and slept well. The Bad The place just seems like it needs more attention this time around. I think that's the bottom line. A lot of things have added up to make me consider if I'll come back a third time, which I always thought would be a no brainer. The water in the pools is murky and they need a good skimming. At some of the smaller pools they're out of clean towels and used ones have piled up with no one attending to them. At the main pool, they confiscated a granola bar I had in my bag because outside food is not allowed in and the young woman working the gate studied my bottle of water thoroughly to make sure there was nothing else in it. I wanted to say, "Go ahead, take a sip already. It's just water! Why don't you go do something productive like pick up the all the dirty towels that have accumulated at the other pool instead of hassling me!" But obviously it's not her fault; this is management. There's debris and cigarette butts on the back sidewalk right behind my room that no one's cleaned up in the last 48 hours. Yesterday the soiled bedding was left out there for at least 10 hours until I called about it. And my room just feels a little run down and worse, a little unclean. My room didn't appear to be vacuumed all that well as I found someone's old pill, a watch battery, and a leftover disposal razor visible right there. You'd think a good vacuum would have taken care of it. It creeps me out that they may not have vacuumed at all. What else are they not doing? I called the manager about it and asked that they just run a vacuum the next day when they clean the room. They didn't. So, overall it's a bummer. This is a nice place. I hope they don't let it go to pot. Hilton please keep a watchful eye out. I'd like to come back.
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A: I needed a pedicure today after work like no other. Pretty Nails & Spa by BN had been calling to me - it's in a brand new building and that "Grand Opening - Special!" sign reeled me in. Since the place is new, everything is pristine inside. I climbed up into the decadent massage chair - they have "Human Touch" massage chairs there, and I was impressed. My chiropractor uses the same brand of massage chairs. They're great because they relax your back without being too abrasive. Sometimes I sit in a massage chair during a pedicure and the next day I feel like someone has been beating me. Anyway - this place was great. The chairs were wonderful, and the staff was very sweet (and spoke English the entire time - seriously! No chit-chatting amongst themselves). Relaxation music played throughout the shop, and it just smelled clean and fresh inside - not chemically or overly fragrant. I honestly nearly fell asleep during my foot and calf massage, and I was so relaxed and peaceful that after my toes were polished, she just let me lie there in the glorious chair with my eyes closed. Heaven!
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer: I got a #5 from here once and they forgot the meat on my burger. How do you forget the meat?!? And they've also forgotten other stuff on other trips there... Given them multiple chances but they can't get it right. Never again.
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Output: I love the staff! I have only been here a few times and they remember my order! Wednesday nights, Tyler is in charge and he is great! Good happy hour specials too
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output: I think there was awhile when I first moved to the Huntridge neighborhood area that I may have spent more time at Dino's than at my supposedly full time job.... however, I have yet to achieve(?) the much-coveted Drunk of the Month status [edit: this is no longer true, I was named Drunk of the Month for November 2010! HOLLA!], which will earn you a picture on the wall, a t-shirt, and a dedicated parking space for a month. It's a great locals place, cheap drinks, good karaoke, like so many others have said. They do a lot of fun special events, such as the Drunk Spelling Bee (which I just realized I am missing right now, dammit!!), Dr. Sketchy's, Feminist Drinking Club game nights, movies, etc. Karaoke is Thurs, Fri, Sat and the place gets PACKED. There is usually an ebb and flow to the crowd from 12-4am. Karaoke usually goes til folks quit tipping or the sun comes up. (I have sung there after 6 am....). And now you can even get Naked City sandwiches delivered there in case you need something to sop up the booze. Cons - super smoky, can be super crowded, ladies bathroom line can be insanely long.
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This is no Al's beef (unfortunately the one in Scottsdale closed). Luke's Italian beef is dry and lackluster in flavor. Literally no hint of giradinera. Very disappointed. Thanks for reading. The Bike Chaplain