Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

A train is coming the other way. Seeing him come, someone
trips and unfolds his hands.

Then she irons her blue jean shorts. A little baby
stands on top of her.

Two men outside in the woods while one man wearing a knit cap balances on a rope tied across two trees while one man with a black beard supports the man with the knit cap. The man with the beard
brushes out the bishop, then demonstrates the proper stance of speaking.