Problem: If I could give this "resort" less than one star I would. It's worthy of zero stars! This place was so bad I literally cried the first night! I definitely didnt expect it to be the COSMO but I at least expected it to be better than the stratosphere but it wasn't! 1.Dirty is an understatement 2. The A.C didnt work the whole week I was there. 3. I BEGGED to switch rooms and told they were booked. 4.House cleaning threw away my drivers license because it was in a envelope and they thought it was trash 5.pool was filth 6. Front desk was very unhelpful and rude 7. Maintenance was called to my room and did not fix the problem 8. I could not walk on the carpet bare foot bc it turned my feet black 9. Wi fi was a joke!! Ive seen Motel 6 that was decorated nicer, this place has nerve claiming to be 4 stars! The only positive thing I have to say is a dealer named john at the craps table was very friendly and helpful and remembered my name, he greeted me everytime he saw me, which made me feel good.
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Problem: I had the worst apple experience I've ever had yesterday at this store. (6-18-12) Usually, apple is incredible with their customer service. Which is a great reason why I have so many apple products and a great reason why my business only buys apple products from their business team. Well, I walked in with a friend who wanted to buy a laptop for his daughter. We are greeted by a younger black guy who thought he was the most brilliant guy in the world. It felt like I was trying to get him to buy a laptop from me. I started asking him differences between the retina display MacBooks and the older ones, he didn't care to answer the question. All he said, was that there are incredible differences. Solid state drive. That's all he said! Then I said that's it?? And he said no, the entire computer internally has changed. This entire time, he was incredibly condescending and down right rude. Shocking from an apple employee! Then we had to wait 45 minutes for us to spend $2000 on a new laptop. It was a Monday, there were people in blue shirts just talking with each other by the iMacs and laughing it up. While we're standing there, waiting to be helped. I came here with a friend of mine who wanted to buy a laptop, because the business department here is great. But from the experience I had here, I'll never be back to this apple store, even for our business purchases.
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A: negative

Problem: Go here if you have a group of friends and you don't plan on deconstructing Sartre's Being and Nothingness, or talking about anything serious. The acoustics in here are terrible and it seems like you can't hear yourself talk, but you CAN hear everyone else talking. If you're an eavesdropper, this is the place for you! Otherwise the environment is cozy and you feel like you can stay a while. I dig that. I had some of their roasted sweet potatoes and it's like I had never eaten sweet potatoes before. They were truly amazing. Also, Bob's Bad Breath Burger is pretty much the best burger I've ever eaten. I know that between the caramelized onions, cream cheese, green goddess dressing, tomatoes, and the actual burger itself, it sounds like a lot. Do it anyway, but maybe without the bun. I mean, gluten is bad for you, right? Servers, you are clever. You know every trick! It's frustrating when I want to get the check but I have to tip my hat to you for doing ALL the right things to avoid your tables, lol. You guys are awesome.
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Problem: Stayed at the hotel from 11/18 till 11/23/12. Excellent hotel and the stuff was great. Originally was supposed to come during Hurricane Sandy and couldn't fly out as I was affected by the storm.. The hotel staff had no problem changing my reservation and didn't even change the price. Everything was great. The room was clean. The pool was excellent.
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