Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Example Input: He walks down the drive towards the post box by the roadside. He
Example Output: finds him sitting at a seat in a stop and presses a finger to his ear.

Example Input: The lady spins the hula hoop on her arm. A man
Example Output: spins on hula hoops.

Example Input: Someone angrily throws his napkin on the table. He
Example Output:
fly someone to the chair as the ruined boxer.