Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A: I wish I could give out negative stars, but alas, that's not possible. This tourist trap is located at Showcase Mall, right next to M&M World on the Strip. It's right next to MGM and across the street from New York New York. Their "specialty" is margaritas by the yard. So, my posse is walking down the Strip towards our hotel, The Excalibur. Me and my homey Dead Mike decide to stop and gits us an $18 margarita. For $18 it has to be good, right? WRONG! I got a berry margarita, I think Mike got raspberry. They both sucked. I don't think either of them had more than a drop ot tequila. By the time I finished my margarita I thought I was going to get sick just from all the pre-mixed artificial berry concentrate, and I was sober. Mike just stopped drinking his. What was the point? For $18 there needs to be an ample amount of tequila in a drink. Hell, for $18 it should all be top shelf with pure agave. Instead, this place dumps some concentrate into a blender with some pre-mixed margarita. The "advantage" is seemingly that in Vegas you can walk around with a drink in your hand. Well, if I want to walk around with non-alcoholic margaritas I can do that at Disneyland. I get infuriated when I think about the nerve of this place.

Problem: Write a positive yelp review.
A: Great food! Typical Italina food (or Americanized Italian food rather).

Problem: Write a positive yelp review.
A:
oh the chips are supposedly store bought?? let me change me review to a 1....NOT. Best mexican food I have had in my life, swear. Been their 2 times (both in the past month) 1st time had the lamb , next the white fish. No reasons to describe the taste, I wont do it justice. It was just that good. went with friends both times, not a single one was left completely in awe. Really quality margaritas too..and for cheap! cant argue with the prices. Really cool atmosphere, felt very comfortable. Owner came and said "hi" our first time there and it wasnt in a corny Applebees type way. If you wanna complain about chips (which only ruin your appetite anyway) and the "slow" service please by all means, dont come back...more tequila and fish me and my friends!!!