How does that happen ? I never thought I 'd do something like this and the worst part is that I do n't care at all ... And now , I ' m talking to her on msn ( thank god it 's msn ) and I ' m forcing myself so much to say things because I feel like I ' m either going to slip up and tell her or I ' m going to run out of things to say . I hope she does n't call me tonight or I 'll definitely feel like I ' m fucked .

A: Why is the narrator worried about this relationship ?

Monday , in Seattle , M wanted to get pictures of a freeway ramp that was covered with grass that ends abruptly in the Lake Washington Arboretum . She could n't find exactly what she was looking for , but this one was close . Then we wandered around the trails . The park is just across the drawbridge south of the UW campus .

A: Why was the narrator and friend near the UW campus ?

It was a mullet . I checked with one of the life guards - who had been hit himself once , long ago - and he assured me that it was indeed a mullet . Then for a brief moment I wished I was a redneck who had a mullet haircut .

A: Why is the narrator caught off guard by the man ?

I was very impressed . When I got on stage I had no idea what to say to you guys but Jon actually started a conversation about my shirt ( one of your new ones ) . You guys made me feel comfortable . Thanks for the awesome show .

A:
Why were the people on a stage ?