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Output: ILOVETHECRACKERBARREL!!!!!!!!!!!! The Cracker Barrel has been a family "bon voyage" breakfast staple. When ever we go to visit the parents or they come to visit us, on the last day we always end up at the CB for breakfast! I always get the Sunrise Sampler because you get a little bit of everything! That heavenly hash brown casserole is INSANE, I could eat it for the rest of my life! true story! The grits, with the warm maple syrup and gobs of butter, yummmm! The baked apples.GAH! The biscuits and gravy, lord have mercy! The smoked Sausage! I always ask for all sausage, And skip the one piece of bacon and one piece of ham, pile on that tasty sausage please! The eggs are a after thought for me and fill in the blanks while I am trying to figure out what to eat next! The service is always great! We are generally a table of 6-12 people, and they always get our order right.

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Output: Food was ok, but service was soooo slow. Come if you have the entire night to waste.

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Output: Cashier Sheri/Sherry was very rude tonight- first time I encountered a rude rep here. I placed two towels on the tread and told her I weren't going to purchase them, and then quickly placed a third item on top- a long robe, which I also did not want to buy. She rang the robe up, so I had to tell her sorry, but that I didn't want it. I then placed three towels and two thermal shirts to purchase. I stopped to search for the mobile promo code that I had found earlier, but saw that they were online only codes. I said I was just going to buy them without, and then I asked if she knew about any promo codes I could use, to which she replied that there were only online codes, not in-store. I thanked her, to which she said nothing, and she also did not say thank you and goodbye, which I thought was rude. I visited TJ Maxx after and found three towels I liked (and where I was thanked for coming in, I might add), so I came back to Target and returned the towels I'd bought here. I found it ironic that the employee that left a bad taste in my mouth earlier was manning the returns counter, so it was she that credited back the money I spent on the towels that would forever remind me of her had I kept them. Again, no greetings of goodbye, or thank you, So rude!

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Okay, this is gonna sound paranoid, but I'm beginning to think that I'm being followed. Every time I stay in a middle of the road hotel, there's a long black hair in my bathtub. Should I be worried? The visit from my raven haired stalker aside, most everything about this place sucks. I had to crash here because I missed a connection, and didn't want to sleep at the airport. It was super that the guy at the front desk was so exceptionally surly when I checked in. Oh, and the location? Primo. It's a .5 mile walk to the nearest gas station... without a sidewalk. Of course, the reason I was out foraging is because the hotel restaurant closes at 11pm, has a shitty menu, and there is no restaurant alternative within walking distance after 10pm. My favorite part was the shuttle ride back to the airport in the morning. We left at 0600 sharp, just as promised. We got 4 or 5 minutes down the road, and the driver gets a phone call. He swings the bus around and goes BACK to the Doubletree to pick up a flight crew that was late for the shuttle. In case you need reminding, I landed in this godforsaken hellhole because my flight crew didn't see fit to turn around the plane and come pick ME up when I was delayed. I know the impulse to compare the two situations may not be the most mature, but I hope you'll understand why I was on the verge of filling that shuttle van to the brim with expletives. This place isn't worth the $66 bucks I paid. If you're standing in the airport trying to figure out where you're going to stay, keep looking. If you're my hair-leaving stalker and you're reading this, quit it. That's gross.