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An example of an positive review: it's a sports bar, they really should work on improving the food, but, HEY it's a sports bar - 50 TVs, and not a bad seat in the house. really friendly people hang out here, mostly south Scottsdale locals; and the bar staff and waitrons are very friendly and good at their jobs, and attentive and unobtrusive if you are totally engaged in some football or basketball game, but as soon as you need another, they are right there. You can also borrow a radio to listen to the game while you watch, in case the audio for the game you're watching isn't being played on the speakers. Lynn is a Jewel - a really special person that should make a lot of money in tips because she is really really a great person. I'm pretty sure her name is Lynn.

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An example of an negative review: For one, the name of this bar is "C.O. Daniel" - which stands for Cochrane On Daniel. It's a Cochrane bar - imagine that. It is affectionately known as "C.O.'s" or "See Ho's". It is a dirty dirty bar, full of underaged fratties and fratties to be, and their corresponding sorostitutes. You will not sit on any of the toilets (unless getting the clap sounds like a fun idea to you). You will not make out with any of the basketball players that show up and drink for free all night. You will receive free shots from your frat brothers who work there. You will stick to the floor, which is covered in a sludge of booze, puke, broken glass, and old napkins which have been ground into a slime. You will be approached by a number of unsavory types. And you will see an exorbitant amount of striped shirts, popped collars, and nearly naked 19 year old girls who are way too excited about their vodka-crans.

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An example of an negative review: I have been here quite a few times but today was BS! (Below standards) normally they have phenomenal service but our waiter seemed distraught and it took a good 25 minutes just to place our order. The food was ok not as good as it used to be and the bread was as hard as a rock and when we asked for some fresh ones they refused saying that there only allowed 2 per person.Also every time we asked our waiter for something it took forever we would have to remind him multiple times before he actually brought it! All in all this place isn't worth the price.

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An example of an negative review: I've finally had a chance to come back to this restaurant and try their pho. The service was still amazing so I feel somewhat guilty, but I'm going with 2 stars. After all, pho is the main factor here. I was really disappointed by their pho. The broth was bland and lacked flavor. The meat was okay, but the portions were a bit small. I'm gonna have to stick with Central King Eggroll for pho - the only place I've found in AZ that is even close to CA pho quality.