Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
- negative
- positive) yelp review.
A: ZERO!!! Came here at 9:40pm. The gal told me they were taking to go orders only but she they supposedly close at 10pm. Really? I wont be back. There's too many restaurants to choose from around here...
Q: negative

A: The worst!! We rented a van for a couple of days. Their office is located inside an Hotel like around the corner in the first floor so they leave their cars in the hotel's parking lot. This guy inspected it before we took it and gave us the keys. When we returned it they had no one at the office (even on a weekday around noon). So I called the main office in Irvine and told me to leave the car in the parking lot and leave the keys in a box they have at the lobby. We did. Major mistake was not taking pics or videos of the car when we left it. A MONTH later they "email" me an estimate for repairs needed to be done on this van. I called the same day half an hour later and they tell me the person who emailed me is not available anymore. I called every day for several days and nothing; the general manager (who I was supposed I had to speak with still unavailable). They said I can try again, mmm no; I told them instead they will hear from my lawyer. I got a call in less than an hour from this guy who told me we were held responsible until they took possession of the car. So even when it was IN their property it was still our responsibility. What was I supposed to do? Sleep inside the freaking car until the next day? Or pay an extra day until I find someone who could take it? He said it was on the contract. Major BS! He also said they give their customers the chance to talk to their insurances. Really?? You want me to pay more for my insurance just because you want your car fixed? When it wasn't even our fault? Never heard from them again.
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
- negative
- positive) review?

Answer: The decor is pretty cool but the food was... utterly REVOLTING!!! My friend who went with me actually couldn't stomach it cuz it tasted so terrible. Please for your own good, avoid this place at all costs. Even if you're starving....
Input: OPTIONS:
- negative
- positive.
Generate a negative review for a place
Output: I read the new ass't governor gave a speech there invoking God. Please, spare me, now I will pass. Please save that shit for church. The rest of us will pass on this crap.
input: Write a positive yelp review (OPTIONS:
- negative
- positive).
output: Listen out good folks of Edinburgh, if you have not yet discovered the Potting shed then go along tonight. It kicked off a good while ago and having had food there again recently...it's still good. Go for locally brewed beer, or love their small awesome light bites, coffee or cupcakes. Is kinda themed but not strictly aimed at gardeners named Ted. Sometimes your favourite place from home is a comfy spot in a bar like the potting shed. Overall it's seemed fairly quiet before 6pm the day myself and partner were in. We tried the homely tomato soup, awkward to handle prawns, skinny fries from a tin mug, barney's rye beer, coffee and cupcake and we were both filled up nicely thanks to the PS. How great is it to have original places in town you can chill out in; don't you just love it?
Problem: What would be an example of an positive (OPTIONS:
- negative
- positive) review?

Answer:
I can't say enough about Patty & Perfectly Poochy! The most important thing I want to say is that when you own two high energy dogs & you don't have the time on certain days to walk them..call Perfectly Poochy. She always texts me updates and sends pics at each visit. They are Happy & content when I arrive home. Luv that! She also waters my plants and takes care of things even without me asking.