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An example of an positive review: Great joint. Nice, clean and, what else can you say, it is DAIRY QUEEN!

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An example of an positive review: When you walk up to the door, there's a sign that says "Danger! Women Shopping!" and I rolled my eyes because I hate crap like that. I quickly ate my words upon walking in, because oh my God I need everything in this store. Candles everywhere! Did you see all the candles? And handmade soaps and tiny measuring cups shaped like owls and local art and tea towels with Charlotte neighborhoods on them and DIY charm necklaces. I don't throw dinner parties but maybe I should start, and when I do I am getting my wine glasses here. I got the birthday card I came for, plus a shopping list a mile long of things to buy myself and others. I shop local whenever possible, and this is definitely at the top of my list this Christmas. Danger, woman shopping!

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An example of an negative review: The ONLY thing that deserves the second star is the view. The food is crappy. That's it. Cheap food prepared poorly. I think I've experienced better flavor at Taco Bell. The cheese plate? What a joke, 4 crackers with some room temp Walmart cheese. Drinks? Overpriced and over-poured. Ambiance? It's just weird...I felt like I was in a dungeon. It's safe to say that I will never be returning.

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An example of an negative review: I think it's great that they have a huge menu, but there is almost TOO much to choose from. Not to mention, the server didn't seem to know much about the menu. I enjoyed the decor and the wine bottle selections. The reason I gave this two stars is because we walked in 2 hours before they closed-- Our meals took 30 minutes to arrive, and when my friend didn't like his, and pushed it forward, the waitress didn't ask if he wanted a box or if he enjoyed it. He even told her it didn't taste the way he expected it to... I forced mine down, and let me tell you - minimal sauce and minimal flavor. What an expensive evening for such a horrible end result. Saw the owner/manager talking to her employees and obviously some friends of hers, but never came over to say "thanks for stopping in" like most business owners do. I won't go back here, and if I do, it would only be for their delicious desserts in the front display. It took us quite a while to get our bill too. Bleh. Never again.