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Output: the food was pretty good, but we wanted to take advantage of the check in offer of 1/2 off an appetizer and when i showed the waitress she went 'WHAT IS THAT!??!?!' all amazed and confused about the mysterious yelp. now i'm not about to fight someone over a $5 discount, but she didn't even bother to ask the manager or another server. so that part was lame. the next day we needed to break a $20 to get on the bus so we stopped in here and the same server gave my bf sh** about breaking the bill and guilt tripped him for not buying anything. seriously? seriously. rude. no thanks.

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Output: Stopped by today and was blown away! Seriously the best gelato I have had in the US. Maybe even better then what I had in Italy too. Made with all fresh ingredients and it really comes through in the quality and taste. Very clean and cute shop with a super friendly staff. It was busy but the wait was minimal. I would wait in line though even if it was around the block. Yes, it really is that good.

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Output: I'm glad my girlfriends and I decided to try the Barrymore for a Saturday night dinner on our girls getaway weekend instead of a bigger name place on the Strip. The service was impeccable, and amen to all the folks who have raved about the cherry bacon bread. YUM. We had a really tasty and reasonably priced bottle of wine, a a couple of steaks and the sea bass. It was all really tasty. The ambiance is a nice balance of old Las Vegas charm and hipster fun. Definitely worth a visit and a highlight of our weekend.

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$17.50 for a serve yourself bean burrito, 2 flavorless fish tacos and 2 sodas. Too much for boring food and no waiter service.