Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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- positive) yelp review.
A: This place just keeps getting worse and worse. I've been in Pgh for a while now and honestly, I can't remember a time when I didn't go to Coffee Tree Roasters on Walnut as my go-to study/sit around/meeting place. I loved the big garage door, the ambiance, the people watching, the free wifi...etc..etc. The coffee was good and reasonably priced, with tea at hand if I felt like it. Since then the quality of the place and service has just plummeted. Started with the bathrooms...rarely cleaned, rarely working. Nowadays, if you dare to sit in the back near the bathrooms, the whole area reeks of stale urine or something. It smells like the bathroom. Inside, the toilets are leaky, the floors are often COVERED in water (lets hope) and paper...I partially blame the patrons for leaving these in such poor condition, but hey, management, could you possibly, i dunno...clean it? I've gone a couple times in one day, once in the morning, and once after classes, and the bathrooms look exactly the same. Then the service declined. First they started making the "you must buy something to get internet." That's fine with me. I always buy something there. But then they started the 2hr limit...then free 2hrs, but then you have to buy something ELSE on top of whatever you bought initially...etc...etc. Now half the time the internet doesn't work and no one on staff seems to care or know how to reset it. They just look at you like you are lying about the internet because, hey, they saw someone using what looked to be the internet about 8hrs ago...or that's what their coworkers told them yesterday. Then the coffee also became watered down...and went up a smidge in price. Still cheaper than SBux but its...not as quality anymore. I still love it for the giant door into people watching in shadyside and its locale. But otherwise, it could be a lot better...because it USED to be a lot better.
Q: positive

A: This place is cute! It's small, intimate, and very personable! Our server Mimi was adorable! She attended to our needs very promptly. I ordered housemade lemonade to drink. It was tangy and minty! Perfect for a hot summer day out in the porch :) I got their cheeseburger with chips. My burger was juicy and pink, just how I love it! The pickles on the burger were so good! They were those pickles that aren't fully pickled. Lol the chips were interesting. They came with this delicious yogurt sauce that has garlic and lemon juice in it. I had to get dessert. I got a mint chocolate chip ice cream sandwich. Delicious! Just delicious! I would definitely return to this place!
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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- positive) review?

Answer: I went with 4 close friends looking to grab a bite on our way out for a great evening. Whether it was 4 guys in a she she restaurant or not being on an expense account, boy did we pick the wrong venue! We all enjoy quality food and a good time. When the waiter, who was MIA most of the night, asked us if we had ever been there before, it would have been a great idea for him to mention how petite the portions were. Instead he mentioned something about family style. We ordered the calamari which he suggested. It was cut in 4 pieces the size of the tip of my pinky. It was a joke for $26. really, $26. Could he have mentioned that we should get several apps due to the size? YES! I felt like a complete idiot for picking this item for us to order. As there were several folks serving our table, on a few occasions they had to be reminded that we had ordered another drink and this seemed pretty disappointing based on the type of restaurant we were visiting. The main course of salmon was fine, but nothing different than my wife prepares at home. My friends dishes were also fine, but we all had that sinking feeling that we would need to go out to dinner after we left the restaurant as the portions were so small. I don't normally eat much bread and instead consumed 3 pieces as a way to fill my belly. While we all made jokes about the experience and left happy and laughing, the portions, prices and disheveled wait staff made it a memorable experience, in a bad way. While we are all good wage earners, either back up the excessive pricing with decent value (portions) or don't charge so much. I can't really stomach spending over $100 a person for 2 drinks, 1 app shared and 1 entree, and poor service. It was stupid. I realize how much happier I would have been if I could have rewinded the evening and just had some comfort food. Based on the reviews, I should have asked for the power lunch at dinner!
Input: OPTIONS:
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Generate a negative review for a place
Output: DO NOT GO HERE. Even if you've suddenly developed airport standards, you can do better. Walk down toward gate C17, you'll find three better places right away. The service here is slow, the margaritas are ALL mix and the food is bland and a complete waste of your money. According to a couple other yelpers, the food here has been compared to "fast food." I--a complete stranger whom you should trust because I'm taking the time out if my life to tell you, a stranger, this info--am telling you it is much worse than fast food. I've experienced much more pleasure from fast food. It has flavor and doesn't cost what you make per hour. This place was better a couple years ago. Perhaps they have new management. Who cares. Take your biz on down the line.
input: Write a positive yelp review (OPTIONS:
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- positive).
output: Have a beer or two or few. Eat delicious fish and chips and practice hitting a bullseye. No betting though, LOL
Q: positive

A:
This place really is quite special. It's a natural tourist trap, so expect to see plenty of pasty, obnoxious Canadians and so forth, but from what I hear it is a sort of local landmark. I went for my birthday this year at the recommendation of a few work friends, and I had an incredible time. The pizza gets alot of flack, apparently, but I enjoyed it just fine. It's not likely to be mistaken for gourmet brick-oven pizza that snobs in Sedona eat, but it's still rather good from what I remember. The organ was incredible. Gigantic. Played by a really good musician. The song selection is pretty universal, showtunes and the like, but just seeing the thing in action is remarkable. I highly recommend it. Now stop bashing the pizza!