Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: Food was decent - sort-of. Got the good-looking el pastor quesadilla (yelp pics made it look irresistible). Unfortunately, it was SOOOO greasy! Orange grease running everywhere, and while it was cut in half, the second half was, like, too much of the same thing. Probably better to share - was just too much grease. Had a hard time getting a spot of their red hot sauce (there is no salsa bar). Girl behind the counter kept pointing to the bottle of Tapatio. I said, "No, don't you have some homemade red sauce?" She said, "Red Sauce?" and pointed again at Tapatio. Sheesh. Finally after five times, she got it. Ohhh, red sauce. Oy, it wasn't worth the fight. Roberto's is so much better. The most annoying part was there were so many flies in the joint - was fighting them off the entire meal. Then some crazy yelling-screaming-rap tune came on, of course, insanely loud, and I was just like, ok, this is totally sucking right now. I guess other people complained 'bout the music because after a few minutes, the manager killed it. Los Tacos, done. Can cross it off the list now, doubt I'll be back. Flies...grease... ick.
Q: negative

A: Went to the "Opening Day" of their new store today 11/15/14. Browsing at counter while an employee was talking to a "newbie" type male and female couple. After looking at a S&W revolver, the male customer asked if they offered military discount. The counter employee stated "Yes. It is $20 off and it's on Monday" The customer asked "So if I buy it today I can't get the discount?" Employee says " Well I would do it but the owner is here today so I can't" Unbelievable! So thanks for your service while offering yourself up 24/7 but our military "discount" is only available Monday. Oh and by the way, I can't do it today because the owner is here. You would think the owner would be more than happy to give the discount personally and offer his thanks for serving. If this is in fact the owners attitude, it's no wonder Ron gets the reviews he does. Let me inform those who may be looking to purchase a firearm ( especially "newbies" that there are other places very close by that would be happy to earn their business and be treated with respect. I want this review to stand on it's own so I am not going to advertise another business, but you can have a very nice experience a stones throw away elsewhere in Mesa.
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer: After reading such amazing reviews, I decided to bring two of my fur babies here to have them groomed. I dropped them off and came back later to pick them up when I was told. The man, who I believe is the owner, reeked of cigarettes or had been smoking inside of the shop! My dogs were shaking and scared. He only groomed ONE of my dogs and told me that he couldn't do the other because he was afraid he would bite him. What? He has been groomed for years at other establishments and there has never been an issue with either one! BTW, we are talking about a 4 lb Toy Poodle and a 12 lb Papillon mix. The owner suggested I bring him back to be groomed by another groomer in his shop that was better with working on difficult animals. What a waste of time and money! Needless to say, I wouldn't dare bring my babies back to this place and found a great place that is friendly, does a great job, and my dogs and I are happy when I pick them up! Highly suggest going somewhere else.
Input: OPTIONS:
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Output: Way to go Essence. After a few awful experiences here you'd think we would learn right? Remember how I said I would never go back to eat here ever again? Well this morning I did. And I regret it. Long story short. We stood in line, ordered, paid $30 for two breakfast items and two iced soy lattes, found a table, and waited. And waited. And waited. And waited. As soon as I noticed a table of four who had come in significantly later than us being delivered food and enjoying their meal I was furious. Our drinks were gone and we had been sitting there for almost 40 minutes. My boyfriend went to the counter to ask them what was going on. They didn't have our order. Surprised? I shouldn't have been. Essence and I just weren't meant to be. IT GETS BETTER! We asked for the food to go since we live 2 minutes away and we were sick of sitting there. They brought out the food super fast which was a little concerning since our food hadn't been made yet, right? They were kind enough to load us up with some goodies but it didn't even matter because after our super short drive home we immediately opened our food from being super hungry and its was COLD. Holy shit. Give me a break.
input: Write a negative yelp review (OPTIONS:
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output: First of all, the decor is very nice, and the service is great. But none of that is any good if the food isn't up to par! And, the food is NOT up to par. I ordered the Rock House Farm Artisan Pork, which turned out to be teeny slices of unseasoned chewy pork loin layered with collard greens, some mac and cheese, a cube of fried pork belly with a greasy dab of something they call Arkansas black apple sauce. The collard greens were great, and the mac and cheese were great, but the rest was not worth eating. All for $27. Folks, pork loin is not expensive, and should always be tender and bountiful. And don't give me a cube of fried pork belly and call it braised smokey bacon. The Arkansas black apple sauce makes me never want to go to Arkansas. The two stars are based on the nice decor and excellent service. But the food was not so great.
input: Write a negative yelp review (OPTIONS:
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It's a shame I have to give this such a crappy rating because the food is delicious but the SERVICE IS TERRIBLE! I cannot believe how horrible of an experience I had with the service. When it comes to sushi bars, I also like the chefs to come off friendly and approachable. These chefs seemed like they could care less about what we would like to order next. So, first thing, me and my friends walk in and sit at the bar. I noticed my spot didn't have a small dish for soy sauce so I requested one from the waitress. I must have requested it 5 times before she actually gave it to me. Then, since they don't serve sake bombs, you have to buy sake and beer separate. They have a "buy one get one free" drink special. So my friends bought 1 sake and 1 beer and got maybe a few sake bombs out of it. Completely uninformed about the rules of the "buy one get one free" special my friends got charged full price for both sake and beer. The waitress was well aware that we were under the impression it was going to be "buy one get one free" but failed to tell us, probably didn't care to. To put the icing on the cake, as I was checking my bank account and the waitress charged me an extra $5 for tip. What an inconvenience! That server was terrible and if she keeps that up they will go out of business.