TASK DEFINITION: Given a text, write a compressed version of it in a single sentence.
PROBLEM: The "Cathedral Report" is a good one. The school is enjoying full enrollment with many accomplishments being achieved by students and graduates.

SOLUTION: The "Cathedral Report" is good. The school enjoys full enrollment with student and graduate accomplishment.

PROBLEM: A Baptist minister in North Carolina (who was in hot water for performing a gay marriage ceremony) doffed his collar to spend more time with the missus.

SOLUTION: A Baptist minister in North Carolina doffed his collar to spend more time with the missus.

PROBLEM: Your patience will not be tested by commentary on the General Assembly's problems in providing more support for higher education. Rather, these humble efforts will be directed to increasing private sector contributions.

SOLUTION:
You won't have to hear commentary on the General Assembly's struggle to support higher education. We're trying to increase private sector contributions.