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Output: I like their salsa, chips and prices. They put some sort of strange chemistry-made cheese substance in their burritos that is kind of gross - it tastes like a combo of cream cheese, american cheese and sour cream - everything tastes premade and slapped together - nothing tastes fresh. I have only been here twice, and prefer Chipotle's over this any day of the week!

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Output: This place should be called Salt Salt instead! OMG! I ordered the hot and sour soup and the amount of salt in it was enough to feed a small ocean. I couldn't eat it!!! They did take it back and took it off our bill. I got the yellowtail sushi roll instead and those were the tiniest rolls I have ever gotten - and I consider myself a sushi fiend! The rolls I get at Whole Foods are bigger than these were! Hubby ordered the pepper beef and it wasn't too bad. Only reason we ate here was because we were hungry and the deli place we really wanted to go to was closed already :( Server was friendly and the wait to get in wasn't too long, but we will never go here again.

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Output: Dear Ms. Debbie Gaby, I would like to share with you a recent experience I had at your 2501 N. Scottsdale Rd. Scottsdale, AZ 85257 store on Friday 7/18/14 around 1pm in the afternoon. I walked in with full intentions of leaving there with a lighter wallet and a receipt for a king size bed purchase in my hands, but thanks to a very well dressed salesman; Mr. Richard/Rico C., that did not happen. He allowed me to answer his two opening questions of how could he help me and how fast do I want it, after that he started talking about government standards, coil counts, bad backs/ mattress firmness, mattress height and again back to government this and government that, I finally got a chance to speak and said that I was pretty much old school and preferred to purchase something that was more original and did not include the foam rubber memory foam stuff......he began talking a thousand words a minute again and pulled a pillow off a bed, removed a chunk a foam out of a pillow case and told me that all beds were made of foam and there was no way around that, then he asked me what kind of rubber and began naming off different kinds of rubber...at this point I had had enough, I began to walk to the door and said I have to go, this is way too much for me, I will find another mattress store, you have a good day sir....he responded with yelling good luck as I left your store. Is it really that difficult to buy a mattress in one of your stores? I thought your company was top notch and the absolute best place to go for a mattress. I am not sure of the exact dollar amount I would have spent that day...I am guessing a king size mattress with box-spring (s) and possibly a metal bed frame... somewhere in the ball park between $500.00 to $1,000.00?? I do know that your store did not make a sale off of me that day and the reason was the salesperson. You can give him credit though, if his intentions were to completely baffle me, make my head spin with useless information and run me out of your store without spending a dime....he certainly did that with great success.

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3 plates of crab legs! I'm not even kidding but that was all I ate at this buffet! I can't explain it but my lust for crab legs escalated significantly in the last 5 weeks or so. It's all I want, it's all I think about and at The Flavors Buffet at Harrah's, it was all I got. =))) Of course I consulted Yelp before heading to the Flavors buffet! It had good reviews and decent pricing so we checked it out! My friend knew of my crab legs addiction so when he saw one diner with crab legs on his plate, he told me about it and I made a beeline for my precious crab legs. I cracked my first one and dipped it in the butter sauce and I was in heaven! It was so huge, so juice and soooo yummy! Prolly the task of getting the meat out in one big piece and actually being successful at it adds up to my enjoyment. If the rest of the buffet was good, I'd never know but I still give them 4 stars because of the reaction of everybody else on my table and mainly my happy crab leg-filled tummy. As I sat there devouring my crab legs, they've gone on at least 2-3 trips back to the buffet and they made really good comments on the ribs, grilled meat and sausages. For roughly $24 a person, it was hella worth it, wide selection and scrumptious dishes, it was a winner! Can't wait to go back! Bookmarked! =)