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Output: I don't usually write reviews of places at all, but after using Yelp to pick this place as a place to meet up prior to a Diamondbacks game based on the largely positive reviews, I had to come back and let people know not to believe the hype on here. I am a lover of food and rarely find something that is just plain inedible, but that's what happened with every course of my meal at Coach & Willies. We started out with appetizers including meatballs, Italian nachos, and a wedge salad for the table. The meatballs were actually pretty good and my girlfriend also enjoyed her wedge salad. However, the Italian nachos were just plain disgusting. They reminded me of those cheap $1.50 Totino's pizzas that you can get in the freezer aisle at the grocery. The "chips" were mushy on the outside and hard as a brick on the inside; the toppings were clearly cheap and tasted awful. For my meal, I ordered the bourbon steak flat bread wrap. It was absolutely inedible. I was very hungry and was only able to force down two bites of the sandwich before calling it quits -- something that is unheard of for me. Altogether, I hope no one else makes the mistake of going to this place and expecting the good food that people here have written about. The menu is rather large and maybe that's why they are having a hard time keeping the food at a high quality. If you go here before a game, I'd recommend sticking to the beers and then getting a hot dog at the field.

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Output: I grabbed a burger/tots from this location on 12/2/11 (I typically don't eat "fast food" but I was in a bind.) About 3am the following morning I was sick, I have spend the last 10 hours or so throwing up and cementing my ban on fast food. Customer beware, nothing feel worse than food poisoning. This is not just upset stomach, it is full on horrible.

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Output: Although I do grab a bagel from here once in awhile, it's the sandwiches that make me come back. My niece and I have a tradition of having going to different places around town in search of the best sandwich, and after a year long journey this is the place that has come out on top so far. Most often we have their egg salad, but all of the ones featured on the speciality board are fantastic. They are all made on your choice of homemade bread and are piled high with the freshest quality ingredients you can find. They are so big in fact that at times the togo container has to be wrapped with cellophane to keep it closed, easily big enough for two.

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Seafood is a sketchy thing for me because I hate it but my husband loves it. I seldom make it at home for him so we have to go out. I was hoping Landry's would be that place we could go. Nope. I'll say it again. Nope. Our waitress was awesome. I will give her that. Very attentive, friendly and slightly awkward in a cute way. The appetizers we started off with were decent. I had the Onion Strings and Jalapenos and he had the Lobster Bisque and Seafood Stuffed Mushrooms. If you will remember, I hate seafood, but he was insistent I try the bisque. I agree, it was delicious. Buttery and creamy and smooth. The onions were lightly breaded and crispy. Done perfectly. The mushrooms are where it all started to go downhill. The filling on them tasted old and weird. My husband had the Grilled Seafood platter as is entree and I had a steak. Again, everything on his platter tasted old and off. My steak was slightly over done, but liveable. The horrifying end to this tale is that my husband was sick for a day after we ate there and me? I was sick for a good three days. And trust me, it was NOT the flu. Never. Ever. Again.