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An example of an negative review: Eek! Methinks seriously not. Now am not sure how many people even read reviews for Vegas Nightclubs but for the few who do and the even fewer who will remember the reviews at about 2AM when every instinct in their body screams "lets get f@#*ed up", know this. LAX is a self absorbed, opportunistic, mostly empty, over-priced piece of Vegas trash that you will regret meeting when you wake up sober around 1PM. Skip it! Music is like an Top 20 of 90's Hip Hop, with a sprinkling of early 2000's. What stands out is how LAX they are on upping their game. They figure you are here, gambling and loosing money, why don't we nick a few more quids from your sorry self.

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An example of an positive review: Everything is yummy. But the owner's husband was not friendly and had no interest in hearing our request. Go for the food, not the friendly.

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An example of an negative review: We arrived around 420pm. The place opened at 4pm however you couldnt order food until 5pm or there after. Which seemed strange, dont you think that as soon as you open the kitchen should be ready to go? I had a bad feeling when seeing that the place was packed and the Kitchen was going to crash. I was right, it Crashed!! because 90% of the people ordered food all at once. It took forever to get our food, and when it arrived not eveything came out. It happened to all the other tables around us. The fries were luke warm and boy did they scrimp on the portions. It seemed that they "stood at the door" and threw just a handful to the plate with the fish!! One of our friends didnt even get his Fish and Chips, apparently was taken to the wrong table. I think their portions should be bigger and its misleading when on the menu it says "Large Plates", because you expect a big plate of food. That certainly was not the case. It seemed liked they really were not prepared. They were disorganised, lack of training and communication. Servers not knowing the correct table numbers therefore delivering wrong food. A big cluster!!! The Chef should pre shift the servers before opening letting them know what they didnt have on the menu. Our server came back to us twice because what we had ordered they did not have. Would also recommend Salt,Pepper,Sauce Caddy's on the tables. Napkins and Clean Polished Siverware would be nice. We had to ask for all that. Other than that the place had a good atmosphere, the beer tasted great. Would like to see this place to be sucessfulI, however they will need to improve with service and food. Maybe we will come back in a few weeks to give them another chance and hope they have worked out these issues.

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An example of an negative review: Terrible service here. Waitress was very inattentive, and Todd the manager was very unwelcoming. Will never dine here for the remainder of my stay.