Problem: Write a positive yelp review.
A: I'm a big fan of wholesome, no frills food, and that's exactly what you'll find at the Buffalo Grill. Ofcourse its name is selling a certain image but after a quick scan of the menu I didn't notice any buffalo! I'm especially bought over by their burgers, which come with so many options; my favourite has to be the Hickory burger, as I WILL eat anything with bbq sauce on it. Their deserts make no attempt at being healthy and the banana cream pie is devilishly good! Price wise, I'd say 5 for a burger is pretty decent.

Problem: Write a positive yelp review.
A: Just had a GREAT experience here. They were super thoughtful, giving me updates on how much longer I'd have to wait and offering us water. The techs were friendly and did a great job. Prices were pretty reasonable, I'm sure I could find cheaper but the extra $5 was worth it for the staff and service. Would definitely go here again.

Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A:
An aging hotel well past its prime. The pool scene is nonexistent and all the pools allow children. So enjoy hanging out by the pool and having a drink with children screaming in your ear. Social scene - not much going on here at all. The Mexican restaurant upstairs (T&T) is good (casual), and the Public House is good (casual). The pyramid rooms are just plain old. The newer tower has better quality rooms. The kicker about this place - No WiFi for guests. You literally have to pull an Ethernet cable out of the TV cabinet across the room to the desk (and if you don't have an Ethernet jack, e.g. a Macbook Air then no Internet for you!).