TASK DEFINITION: Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context
PROBLEM: The wave knocks him off his board into the water. He

SOLUTION: arrives at home: a well - stocked kitchen.

PROBLEM: Someone pulls off a thin metal rod and drops it onto his worktable. Someone

SOLUTION: takes off both pieces, tosses them over another table then closes.

PROBLEM: He is a taut and nervous fellow, and has never been one for waiting around. He

SOLUTION:
fits on his ass, whistling again.