Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer: LOTS of girls to choose from at this strip club. and, it's extremely dark in there, so it makes the girls look even better. TIP: to save $30, call the club for a limo to pick you up at your hotel, and you'll get in for free.

Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer: Bleech. Seriously, bleech! I had to grab the Listerine and Pepto after eating one of their Southern Comfort cupcakes which I bought on a whim after pulling out of the Raising Cane's drive thru and I was blocked by delivery trucks. I go inside and the guy tells me 4 for $5 on the minis or $3.50 a piece on the big cupcakes. I ended up with two big cupcakes, a Texas Milk Chocolate and the Southern Comfort. The guy working the counter tells me all about how they sell to casino bakeries, how they're doing something special for the "Wicked" Broadway show coming to the Smith Center, yadda, yadda. I pay my $7 and am out the door thinking this should be good. 2 hours later I open my little green and brown box and am looking forward to my Southern Comfort. The wonderful cupcake bliss one usually gets from these kinds of cupcakes evaporated when I bite into something that's slightly softer than a brick, and tastes like it's been on the shelf for 4 days. I got through about 3 forced diehard bites before it got spit back out and it was time for the Listerine. It's been a long, long time since I've had to resort to spitting my food out and following it with a Listerine blast but today was the day. BLEECH!!!!! As for the Texas Milk Chocolate? I've snapped a picture of it but I'm not about to put it anywhere near my mouth, and I will NOT step foot back into Gigi's again. BLEECH, SPIT, BLEECH, I don't freakin think so, I wish I could get my money back. 1 Listerine bottle, oops I meant 1 Star. And now I've got an upset stomach to boot. In short, not only no, but hell no! Edit: 2 reasons: 1: I put it under the wrong location, it was the location on Flamingo at Maryland that's the problem. 2: I filed a Foodborne Illness Complaint Form with the Southern Nevada Health Department. If I put a place on my Call the Health Department list, it's because I really filed a complaint. "Your form has been successfully submitted. If further information is required, an Epidemiologist will contact you.". This is at the end of the 4 page SNHD's online form which can be found here: http://www.cchd.org/foodborne/fbi-form.php

Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer:
The best thing to order here: moules-frites! We get them every time, and every time they are delish! Best in town!