Question:
I heard footsteps on my tail- I knew it was the men in black.

Does it follow that "It was silent behind me."?
Answer:
no

Question:
And if technically cilantro is neither fruit nor vegetable, that's the least of my classification problems.

Does it follow that "Cilantro is hard to classify, but other things are worse."?
Answer:
it is not possible to tell

Question:
Most corporations, with their skyrocketing pay to CEOs, seem to have turned that formula on its head, believing that they can compete successfully only by duplicating the enormous financial gains someone like Dell has reaped.

Does it follow that "Many corporations want to be like Dell, so they use the same exact business methods"?
Answer:
it is not possible to tell

Question:
FOUR GENERATIONS OF MAINE FISHERMEN COULD BE WRONG ...

Does it follow that "The fishermen have all been correct in the past four generations."?
Answer:
no