I'm a former employee of another gentlemen's (sic) club chain and was fairly traumatized by the experience - nobody does drama like strippers. Regardless, sometimes you just gotta have a hot, (semi)naked woman on your lap and the only way to get one is to bribe her. So, after nearly five years since my last visit to any strip joint, I checked out Christie's this evening. First impression: very nice and mellow. Dark, yes. Loud music, meh, goes with the territory. Absolutely professional staff and attentive waitresses. The talent: yow. I don't know what some of y'all have been looking at, but I saw something to appeal to pretty much every taste, from waifish schoolgirl types to an Amazon who looked like she could break me in half, and all the colors of the melanin spectrum. All of the girls who approached me were friendly (even when I passed on getting a dance), and they all smelled good. Two of the girls who asked if I'd like some company happily plunked themselves down on my lap and made small talk before (and after) getting down to business. Basically, Christie's doesn't have that "here's-my-boobs-now-pay-me" vibe. To go by the number of obvious regulars I saw, this isn't a fluke. It's how they normally are, and I call that a good thing.
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positive