Problem: Write a positive (OPTIONS:
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A: Dr Ruiz and staff are endlessly kind and compassionate. Sadly it was time for my dog to graduate to her next life. They treated her like she was their own. I will be eternally grateful. I would highly recommend her for minor and major vet needs
Q: negative

A: Me and the wife dopped in after noticing this place from the street, The scent emenating fron the joint was good, and we got in line. That's when the local color showed up. We told this Tatooine-looking jag off to go ahead of us, to which he responded "Don't tell me what to do". He then stormed out to his moped. We chalked that up to "he has issues" and then ordered some vegetarian option whose proper name escapes me. We sat and watched cash cab and waited for our pie. And waited. Then waited some more. While we were waiting, the five people working in the kitchen seemed to not be cooking so much. In fact, we watied 40 minutes for our pie. A pie which featured fresh basil, a Brazilian Boblsed Team style crust (weak and cannot hold a turn) and a "free ice cream" because it took so long. A word of advice to Queen's Bakery. You may be the best pizza in Mesa, Arizona. That means crap outside of Mesa, Arizona. I have had better and have not had to wait 2/3 of an hour for a 12 inch pie. Your crust is weak, service weaker, and overall experience lacking. The motto for this place should be "Less talk, more cooking." There was precious little of the latter to be seen.
Problem: What would be an example of an positive (OPTIONS:
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Answer: I am at Food Glorious Food every weekend. I always try to sample something new every time I go, and everything I've had has been wonderful. The cupcakes are so buttery and the fillings and frosting so creamy (and sweet, but not over the top sweet). The fruit tarts are also excellent-- my favorite is just topped with a very generous amount of cream and and assorted fruit (berries, kiwi, mandarin orange, etc). Ahh, soooo good. I haven't tried the focaccia (yet) but they look incredible. And I ALWAYS get a biscuit. Every time. They recently expanded their hours, and are now open Thursday, Friday, and Saturday. And they will take orders by phone. So if there is something you want that is a popular item, you can call and they will hold it for you until you get there! The line can be long but the staff is very efficient-- I've never had to wait longer than 15 minutes. I can't say enough wonderful things about this place!
Input: OPTIONS:
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Output: I came here with 2 of my girlfriends. We had bought a groupon and wanted to give "Foot Spa" (a whole body massage) a try. So we called around 6pm to let them know 3 girls were going to come in at 10pm... Then my friend called and the guy who picked up could not understand anything, and she kept raising her voice hoping he would understand. So I grabbed the phone and let him know that 3 girls were coming at 10pm and he kept saying SEVEN! I said ONE ZERO and he just said "Ok 9" I said NO 10PM! And he said "ah" and I thought that was the end of it.... Then he asked for my number... OMG! I started with "702" and he said "352" and I just said nvm, forget the area code. Started to state my number, he repeated the ALL the wrong number and I just went with it. SO FRUSTRATING. So we got there, didn't know what to expect. She put my feet in warm water that got pretty cold fast. And made me lay back. There was SO many noises and talking during my massage. You might as well keep the lights on and massage me outside. (JK) But really, it was bad. Massage was nice but the next day my whole body hurt and my toes hurt so bad. Maybe she went to hard? Idk. After, they pressure you tip at least $10 or you are basically not welcomed. We gave them a $100 to break and they took it and walked away then got mad cause we didn't leave the a $100 tip and started to talk in their language. All three of us left a $10 each tip. Then left. Will not be back, whatsoever. I would go to a foot spa place again....Just not this one. I'm so disappointed.
input: Write a positive yelp review (OPTIONS:
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output: AZ Derby Dames is a league made up of multiple teams competing in sanctioned Roller Derby "Bouts" on a banked track via a series of "Jams" it is all very entertaining and they do a nice job of combining sponsors with multiple announcers, raffles, give aways and color commentary... I attended their competition among 4 teams on April 16 at the Phoenix Veterans Coliseum and thoroughly enjoyed the evening.
Q: negative

A:
Here's my update from my second time visiting Sambalatte. My sister was in town last weekend, so I thought to bring her to Sambalatte to check it out. They didn't have iced white mocha on the menu, but they offer to make us some. I'm guessing they only have one size for to-goers.....since they just assumed we want a large right when we ordered. Then one of our friends got some gelato, and a red velvet cupcake. The ice cream scooper yelled "one or two scoop", automatically the cashier said "two". I noticed Sambalatte is a more high-end coffee shop and customers that go there wouldn't mind paying a little more for a bigger portion. But without asking their clients what size/portion they prefer seem a little rude, plus what if he/she was on a diet and could only have a small/one scoop ice cream? The iced-white mocha, which I'm so thankful they offer to make us some, were not at all anything to our expectations. The coffee were too light, you can't even smell or taste it. Mostly it was all just milk and some type of sweetener that taste nothing like a white mocha. They definitely got the look down, but my iced white mocha was not as yummy as it looks. Also, the gelato is comparable to any grocery store ice-cream, not that great :/ All in all, now I know for sure I do not like Sambalatte's products. But I do love their book collection upstairs :)