Problem: Write a positive yelp review.
A: Last Saturday night I was itching for some barbeque. I have not made it over to Bootleggers which is only about one mile from my house. The menu is extensive with ribs, turkey, brisket, etc. I am always hesitant to try a new barbeque place in town since I moved here from North Carolina and have had a hard time finding reliable BBQ in town........but it is out there I had ordered the smoked turkey leg with fries and coleslaw. It was surprising tasty. The turkey was slow cooked to perfection and was actually juicy, not dry. It was spectacular. I was quite surprised that I was able to have only a turkey leg and sides and be satisfied for dinner, but I was........... The atmosphere in the restaurant is inviting: rustic, dark and a good place for conversation and privacy. The staff in attentive and detailed. A fine addition to the neighborhood!

Problem: Write a positive yelp review.
A: Wow! Color me impressed! The art-deco-marble-everywhere stylings of the Smith Center are simply amazing. The building reeks of permanence and solidity - as if it were built in the 20s in New York. We had the very LAST seats in the very LAST row of the house to see Buddy Guy. It's no lie that every seat has great sight lines - although up that high, with the seating that steep, it was almost dizzying. And the sound? The sound was perfect - even from where we sat! If you go - make sure you take some time and walk through the building. There are plenty of bars to be had on each floor - and the prices weren't too bad either - $6.00 for a plastic lidded cup of house wine (with a straw!). Lots of seating, a nice black baby Yamaha grand player piano playing some soothing tunes on the 2nd or 3rd. Don't miss a step out onto the balcony to watch the lights turn on Downtown as the sun sets - fab! I think little ol' Vegas is growing up!

Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A:
Confession: I have been to Indonesia and had plenty of local Indonesian food. So my standards are high and my comments might not represent the masses. First let's talk about the service. The waitresses were less than friendly/ professional. One of them interrupted my boyfriend when he was asking her a question. When I asked her what was in a particular dish, she said, "exactly as it says on the menu: beef, onions, peppers, etc.". I wondered if I looked blind or illiterate to her? Then when I asked her to heat up a soup dish because it was cold, she said "well, it shouldn't be cold, because it just came off the stove". I guess she either likes her soup cold, or she doesn't understand the difference between "putting it on the stove" and "serving the soup after it boils". It took her forever to take the soup back out to us. Shortly after we were done, she dropped the check on our table without saying anything. When we had to wait for change, she took so long we had to go up to the counter to ask for it. Now let's talk about the food. Before I went to Bandung, I asked my Indonesian friend and my other friend who works there for suggestions. So naturally, I ordered the "authentic" and "best dishes" of the house: SATE KAMBING (marinated lamb skewers with rice cakes), RED CURRY SQUASH, and SOTO AYAM (lemon grass flavored broth with chicken breast, bean sprouts, green onion, egg and mung bean noodle). Well, the Sate Kambing and Soto Ayam came out COLD, which they were NOT supposed to be. There was way too much sauce on the lamb, and the portion is very small for it's price ($12.95 for 6 tiny skewers). Also, the rice cake was very lumpy and mushy. I could barely tell that it was rice. The Soto Ayam was way too salty. Red curry squash was ok, but I could have had this dish at any Thai- or Asian-inspired restaurants. Meh. This is one of the few situations when bad service coupled with worse-than-average food truly ruined my evening. I was very excited about going to an Indonesian restaurant and I went home completely unsatisfied and disappointed.