Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Just inside, someone stands with someone and two other auburn - haired beauties. As someone
barges in on someone.

After, the soldiers run to the woods firing their rifles, and a man wearing a leafy poncho camouflage on head fire his gun in the wood. After other soldiers
keep holding the helicopter in the background.

People flee down an alley and come face to face with a young boy dressed as the Hindu god someone. He
leaps to his feet, punches his hideous futilely, and attacks him with a snowball.