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An example of an negative review: Oh man, we came on a crappy day for this place. The a/c was broken and it was was an oven in here. I've never actually had a warm salad before today. Warm iceburg lettuce with warm ranch is asking for a sick day. It was so hot in there that the women's bathroom soap in the pump was even warm-- blech! The pizza was really greasy, I had the pepperoni. It was actually the most slices of pepperoni I have ever seen on a single slice of pizza. And when all the pepperoni is on there, it leakes massive grease. And on thin crust, it's just too much. My co-workers pizza was the ham and pineapple and she claims the ham was gritty--- what does that mean? I dunno, but that is what she said. I wanted to try this place out, it's right next to Marjerle's- I am still glad I tried it, just so I know. I am still on the look out for good (non gourmet) pizza downtown. Any other suggestions?

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An example of an positive review: Been here a few times now and love it. If you're going for appetizers the ribs are fabulous. The bartenders are friendly and cute. The waitresses are also very nice and friendly. Love just hanging out and people watching here with friends. The sake bombers are a great price will definitely get you lit.

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An example of an positive review: Today I had brunch. And by brunch I mean stuffing myself to capacity, followed by drinking for 3 hours. I still feel buzzed, but, also sorta hungover. I'm currently sitting at my gate eating fryer fresh piping hot nuggets, french fries, and a liter of water. Yes, it was $13. Yes, it's most definitely needed right now. It's the airport. Expect to pay more.

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An example of an positive review: These guys are great! They were professional, safe and funny too. They even offered to help get the piano setup in the house. We highly recommend them for piano moving!