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An example of an positive review: I had the honor of meeting BK and her momma last night for a family style dinner at Magura. I did not get the pre-dinner show that her and her momma observed, i guess it was my lucky day ! ( i give them an extra star since i missed the show ) Similar to BK, i enjoyed the sausages ( strong garlic and i believe it was cumin seasoning ) the yogurt dishes, especially the zucchini/yogurt combo. The soups ( one was tripe, the other cucumber ) were the low points. then to top off the meal, they have a bulgarian lounge singe ( a guy with a keyboard ) - he has a following because about 15 -20 people showed up, average age, my guess 70 give or take a few years. i left during his "freebird - style " version of Volare. If i'm still low carbin' - i can see myself going back for an order of the sausages, to go . Happy Eating !

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An example of an negative review: I had higher hopes of being true mexican pizza like i got growing up. I will say it was very cheap!! I also love their marketing.

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An example of an negative review: I had time before my flight and wanted a glass of wine to ease into travel mode. Blanco is located in terminal four, gate D and has a fairly large seating area. I didn't have to wait but a minute before getting seated. I would have opted for the bar, but that was full, so I got a table instead. My server showed up a couple minutes later and I told her I just wanted a glass of red wine. Rather than bringing me a wine menu she asked me what kind....merlot, cabernet, malbec......"I'll have a malbec" I replied. When she brought the wine over I asked for the check as well. Let me say how shocked I was to see a $20 charge for one single glass of wine!!! I stared at it and said "this is the most expensive glass of wine I've ever had...is this right?" She then replied "oh yah, I thought that was expensive too. I even double checked on the price to make sure that was right." Excuse me??? I love wine and all, but my palate doesn't discriminate on the cheap stuff. I've never even bought a bottle of wine for $20 never mind a single glass! Needless to say, I thought it was rude of her that she double-checked with her bartender but didn't run over and say "hey, just wanted to make sure this was ok with you." If I ever find myself here again, never will I trust one of their servers.

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An example of an negative review: Adam Richman you are an idiot for recommending this place. I went in with high hopes as I like places with big portions and creative food. We were seated right away on a Friday night, but then sat for the next 20 minutes watching servers walk by when someone finally noticed us. I could tell the server knew we had been waiting a while when she noticed that we didn't even have water. She asked if we wanted to just order as no one had bothered to see if we wanted drinks. I ordered a coke and the chicken and waffles. After another 10 minutes we finally got our drinks. Another 5 minutes later they brought us biscuits which were big and looked good, but ended up being dry and kind of tasteless. They did bring the equivalent of about 1 pat of butter and a tiny bit of honey (imagine a McDonald's honey "spread" container). It just wasn't enough for four adults. Then after another pretty decent wait (our server came and reassured us twice that our food was coming up), the food came. I have to say that everyone's entree looked awesome. After we took photos, something I have never done at a restaurant, we dug in..... My first bite made me gag a little bit. Imagine as a kid experimenting with the food in the door of the refrigerator: maple syrup, soy sauce, garlic powder, green onion? No matter how you combine these things they are not going to mesh well on a waffle with bacon. Ok, I understand the spin on chicken and waffles, but when this is your signature dish and it tastes like shit-something is wrong. The waffles were inedible-thick and doughy. The bacon was limp. The chicken was cold and dry. I basically just picked at the deep fried green onions and spaghetti noodles and took the 1/4" thick breading off of the chicken and had some protein. The other diners in our party didn't like their dish either; the pork cutlets. The bastards at HH even charged them $2.50 for splitting a meal that could have fed eight people. Needless to say, we didn't take any leftovers home. One last warning for good measure: if you are sensitive to MSG, don't order the waffles. The soy sauce in the dish contains MSG. I get a huge headache when I have even little bit and this must have had lots. I was totally disappointed with the whole experience. I would like to go back and try breakfast, but it was so bad I just can't stomach it.