Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: I was always a fan of Carrabba's, but lately the food is so disappointing. Much much to salty, and I love salt. The food has been over cooked and not properly cooked either. The wait staff has been great, too bad the kitchen cannot keep up.
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A: Worlds largest shit shop. Lmao ... No bathroom either and overpriced crap. Don't go unless you want to waste your time. Honestly, I needed a bathroom to use my insulin.
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer: Sorry, but I HATE this pathetic place! usually full of total losers, yet it gets pretty crowded. Poor phoenix, people just don't know better in this city. It's kinda sad, actually. Then when an a super cool & totally fun Event comes to Club STRATUS on 23rd Ave near Grand, hardly anyone goes! It's way better, more modern & no rif-raf losers. It is more 'Circuit party-ish", which Phoenix lacks, otherwise, you would have to leave the damn state to attend a Circuit Party Event, which is pretty much nonexistent in AZ.
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Output: Sushi grade Ahi served on a 500 degree block of Himalayan sea salt. A lone short rib, cubed, perched atop a bed of braised root vegetables. So majestic looking, it reminded me of a sentinel on lookout. A hangar steak (flank) cooked to perfection. All three shared two common themes: Both the presentation and sodium levels were immeasurable. I love Lon's. I want to show them off to my friends from out of town. I love their wine cellar...it's dungeon-esque type features. I want to eat there on special occasions because I know I won't be disappointed. But this trip had me rethinking everything I know about Lon's and that's saying something since I've been going there for many years now. The gravy on the hangar steak was inedible it was so salty. My girls secretly wiped it all away so as not to create a stir with our server, knowing I would send it all back and give him a couple of what-fers in the process. My short rib was braised perfectly, however, it was dry and lean. Not what I was hoping for. And the pre-dinner bread basket had the most delicious looking chips, also inedible due to the extreme salt content. Stay out of the bar. I ordered a Crown Royal Manhattan. I was informed they don't serve Crown Royal, but some bullshit well whiskey called Buffalo Trace. Seriously, who doesn't serve Crown? I expected Lon's to serve Crown Black for Christ's sakes. My wife ordered a Mai Tai. It was undrinkable. Lon's, here's some advice from the cheap seats. Stop believing your own press clippings and take a long hard look in the mirror. At the very least, hire an executive chef whose cravings for salt doesn't rival a 14th century sailor sporting a goiter the size of a basketball.
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output: I like this place. Definitely cleaner and has better ambience than your typical breakfast joint. I also like that it's an order at the counter type of place. I've been a few time and always gotten the two egg breakfast with the potatoes and the toast. I've had the eggs prepared a few different ways and they've always done a good job. No overcooked poached eggs here. Their breakfast burritos look good but I've yet to try them. A great breakfast stop if you're in the area.
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I went two years ago and had a good time, even though the crowd was a bit rough. Back this June (2013) and hated every minute. There was absolutely nobody in line and we were still made to wait, even though we had a table reserved. We were treated very rudely by the two girls checking the VIP list. Finally went in after 30 minutes of waiting (with nobody else in line)....you would think paying for a VIP table, would at least get you good service. Once we were in, the crowd inside was Ghetto, to say the least. The DJ was some no name person.....not exactly what we expected during EDC weekend, when other clubs are featuring Tiesto and Calvin Harris. I guess this was our fault, for not checking the line up. The VIP booth was crowded and with some random, low class people. We asked to be switched to the rooftop and thank goodness they did. That was the only good thing about the whole experience. At least the rooftop has a great view and we were away from the horrible crowd inside. I have never written a review before, but this was such an awful experience, that I would not want anyone else to live through it. Take my advice.......DO NOT GO TO THIS CLUB!