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Output: I visit this Moe's in Dilworth occasionally for lunch on Saturdays. I think the burritos taste a bit better at Qdoba and Chipotle, but Moe's offers something the others don't: free chips and a salsa bar with a variety of yummy salsas (including my fave, the sweet green tomatillo salsa; I could literally eat buckets of it). I hate the whole "Welcome to Moe's!" thing when I go into a Moe's. It's very insincere sounding and just sounds so unenthusiastic/routine. Nobody even looks up to smile and greet you. They just listen for someone to come in the door and shout. I'd have nightmares about it if I worked there. Anyway, the service there always seems a bit off whenever I go. It takes awhile for someone to greet you because they're busy doing whatever side work they're doing and/or talking amongst themselves. This last time around, I tried the vegetarian burrito. It comes with "free" guacamole whereas you have to pay to get it on the meat-filled burritos. It seems kind of silly to ask me what I want on my burrito, but they do. I want everything that's listed on the menu, that's what I want. Maybe they're hoping I don't ask for the more-expensive guac even though it says it comes with it? The male manager who works there and operates the cash register is usually quite rude, abrupt, and doesn't care whether you're there or not. And, most times, he's watching a sports game on one of the TVs in the dining room instead of doing his job. He's your stereotypical store/restaurant manager. This time, he took time out from frying up nacho chips (a daunting task, I'm sure) to briefly ring me up and sliding my food to me across the counter, before returning to his other task. Well, thank you, and you have a nice day, too. For that, you want me to fill up your tip jar prominently located at the register? Methinks not. The burrito seemed a bit small without the meat. Qdoba and Chipotle seem to give you more rice and beans. Maybe this would be a good idea for Moe's, too, especially on vegetarian burritos? It tasted pretty good, though, but the guac could have been a bit fresher and brighter green. And, naturally, the chips and unlimited tomatillo salsa were fantastic. They even have a new salsa: a mixture of a tomato salsa and tomatillo. It was good, too, but I still preferred the green tomatillo. I give the burrito a solid B, the chips and salsa bar an A++, and the service a C. Hence, my four stars.

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Output: New management! Super happy! I've had a lot of bad experiences with mechanics.... Very pleased with how the new manager Steve is running the place. I felt like they were honest and gave me the services I ASKED for! Also beat the best prices I could find!

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Output: Why bother having an automated postage kiosk when you're not open beyond normal post office hours? Nearest 24/hr Post Office is 5 miles away, on Struck... Nice. I feel bad for anyone that has a PO box here; good luck checking your mail after hours or on weekends...

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You may consider me an expert. I can kill a person for a bowl of good borsht. I know that there are numerous variations of the recipe. The most disgusting version I had at Forte. Please never order it there. The person who prepared it should go straight to culinary hell. Borsht is not a bowl of roughly chopped crunchy vegetables lacking any taste or flavour including salt. My second choice was Hungarian Goulash. Although I am not an expert on this I am capable to figure out that this dish should be not what I got: old starchy mashed potatoes covered with the sauce way too spicy for a goulash (think Indian or Thai level) with 5 tiny pieces of meat. I guess the waitress may have known that she is serving food not suitable for human consumption and therefore has never asked how was it. I am glad I didn't invite my friends to experience Easter European food at this place. I would be really embarrassed.