Problem: Write a positive yelp review.
A: I had always seen the sign for this place when I was in Phoenix and I loved the name. Finally got a chance to stop in for a bite. It was a Friday night and it took about 15 minutes to get a seat but the hostesses were great at getting everybody's name entered in to receive a text when a table was ready. The atmosphere and decor is super warm with all of the candles on the tables. We ended up eating on the patio area because it was a nice evening and an event was just letting out which allowed for some great people watching. The waiter recommended the pretzel fondue which I was totally ok with because I adore pretzels and cheese. It came out ridiculously fast which almost made me wonder if someone had cancelled their order of the pretzels and cheese because the cheese had a touch of a skin on it and the waiter kind of stuttered a weird little apology about how sometimes they have them right there and ready to go. We enjoyed a couple of local beers that were on tap and dove right in to the pretzel fondue. The pretzel bites were delicious while the cheese was just merely satisfactory. The only thing is, as I was eating the pretzels, I was still perusing the menu and started to become full. I was debating whether or not to even get an entree. When the waiter came back, I asked him about entrees that were on the small side but I also told him I was considering the pork carnitas or maybe just ordered a side or a salad. He ensured me that the carnitas were on the small side so I would be just fine. I realize in retrospect that a waiter is always going to have you go for the more expensive option to have your bill increase (along with their tip). When the carnitas came out, they were actually a decent sized entree. Some of the bulk did come from the cabbage slaw that was piled about 3 inches high on the two corn cakes. I was so full that I only took about two bites and had to ask for a to-go box. My review on my entree was eating it the next day. My next-day pork carnitas were delicious. I really enjoyed the slight sweetness of the corn cake and I felt like I could eat just those by themselves. I liked the combinations of all of the flavors although the cabbage slaw was on the excessive side. I also had a weird bite where I swear that there was an errant walnut, which must have fallen in. My dining partner had a burger and I believe that he was sufficiently satisfied with his burger for the evening. Overall, the food was decent and the staff were very efficient and friendly in all of their interactions. I enjoyed the atmosphere and the location of this place.

Problem: Write a positive yelp review.
A: Some people know that I love getting FTR (first to review). Well this is another FTR that I have quickly grown to love. Frankie's Tiki Room is a little gem that I finally discovered thanks to Yelp Drinks. I like alcoholic beverages of all kinds and I am not afraid to go fruity. So far, I've only had the Fink Bomb and the Lapu Lapu, but I'm sure every drink on their creative menu is every bit as delicious. I guess the next one on my list has to be the Zombie. It's a five-skuller and they supposedly limit you to only two of them. Granted, FTR is tiny and can get uncomfortably packed. Sure, their parking lot is also tiny and can make parking a nightmare. And yes, it does get pretty damn smoky in there. But the fun tiki decor, the awesome fruity drinks, and the friendly bar staff more than make up for that. I can't wait to go back.

Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A:
I've only been to Sammy's once, but unfortunately that was one too many times. I hate this place. It doesn't take long once setting foot inside this dump to realize that you are in the wrong restaurant and you should have kept driving. Everywhere you look there is nothing but filth. The walls are dirty, the floor is dirty, the customers are smelly and obese, but the biggest piece of filth is the owner himself. He talks incessantly, and has an ego like he's 7 feet tall when he is really about 4'11. All he does is brag about how awesome Sammy's is. On top of this he is extremely rude to paying customers. After paying about $8 more than the food should actually cost, you have to be lucky to get a seat at one of the three dirty tables. Most likely you will be waiting about 25 minutes before your food is ready. At this point you are probably starving and hoping the food is as good as the owner talks it up to be. I'm sorry to say that you will be sorely disappointed. I had a burger and some of the so called delicious fries. I would rate the burger at or below that of your average fast food place. The fries were over seasoned and flat out disgusting. I hit the door running after choking down my food and have never looked back. I've had several nightmares about this place since this incident and now whenever I meet someone named Sammy I automatically despise them. Please avoid this place at all costs.