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Output: I really wanted to like this place, as I tend to want to like any bakery. But I just can't remember having tasted sweet treats that were so bland and tasteless. Everything looks incredibly appealing, so it's easy to make the mistake of believing whatever you order will taste as good as it looks. My review is not based on one experience, but on four separate tries, three for baked goods and one for lunch. The soup was okay, if expensive, and when I asked for some of the bread I saw other people eating with their soup, the clerk told me he'd have to charge me for it (any resemblance to a "Seinfeld" episode is purely coincidental). I agreed because I much preferred bread to crackers, but after paying $3.50 for my soup, it seemed a bit chintzy to require another 74 cents for one piece of bread. They're not outrageous, but neither are they inexpensive, and it seems like there's much better everything to be had in the general vicinity for roughly the same price, if not less.

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Output: If you are not into the "scene" at the gym and you really just want to get your workout on, this is a great gym. You'll typically see mid 30's types on up so if you're trying to check out the 20 something hotties, you might want to head over to Lifetime Fitness or another sexy gym. Sometimes I feel young at this gym and I'm 39...makes me like it even more! While Fitness Forum isn't too sexy, it has it all. They have an indoor pool, all the treadmills, ellipticals, weights and other stuff you would expect AND classes for free. It's around $29 a month and there is never a big crowd there, so no waiting for a machine, etc.

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Output: I've never been to a restaurant before where I'd actually be willing to pay for its complimentary bread, not that they charged. Yes, their complimentary bread was that good - the cornbread, the scones... everything in that basket - and they give free refills. The waitress was sweet and friendly. For brunch, she recommended the raw tuna nachos (aka tuna tartar) dish which was delicious, though a bit pricey. Their sea bass was good, but my favorite was the spicy chicken and sweet potato hash. It was like an eggs benedict, minus the muffin, plus spicy chicken and hash. It's nothing you'd find at your typical Mexican breakfast joint. JONASAPPROVED!

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Sometimes you get the uncomfortable feeling in not being welcome there in some parts of the staff is a little bit rude, i I guess you could make the best of it if it was the only place to go, but its not.