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Output: This is just another sleazy motel like Casino worst than a highway motel Please STAY AWAY from this place. This place is not even worth a try.

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Output: I remember when I first heard of the Lion King stage show I thought 'hmm, thats kind of cheesy' and then more and more friends would tell 'omg, its an incredible show, you have to check it out!. Once again I thought 'um...really? I can't picture it...' And for some reason none of the promo still shots really wow'ed me either. Ok so cut to early this year on a previous trip to Vegas, I decided to catch the show w a friend after multiple recommendations and all I can say is 'Wow, what a fantastic stage production and fun show to boot.' They capture all the raw emotion and tear jerking moments of the animated film, and do a wonderful visual translation that is graceful, beautiful, and funny, at the same time. The theater in in the Mandalay Bay is great and I had seats in the main floor section about 20 rows back from the stage, and way off to the side, yet I could see all of the show without any problem. I don't think there are any bad views in the house. Plus the show is a fully immersive experience as dancers, actors and singers will pop out from all sides of the theater, not just restrict themselves to the stage. I'm not sure if this is just a Vegas thing or they do this in the other stage shows as well, but it definitely has a Cirque du Soleil feel to it. They use multiple techniques to capture the look of the animated animals of the African plains and all of them are ingenious and creative, down to the purely symbolic sylized costumes of the Lion characters with their cool retractable masks that don't hinder choreography & dance, to the fully translated cartoony full outfits of Timon & Poomba and the Hyenas, to what has to be my favorite, the stunt stilt walkers in their FULL SCALE giraffe outfits, you have to see how they do it to understand, it's amazing to see. Story and musical score is essentially the same, but with the Mandrill baboon character being elevated to one of the star cast members taking the place of some of the background vocals and narrator. The actress who portrayed her (they changed from male to female) is simply amazing and the actors who played adult Simba, Simba's father and Scar are great as well. You have to see this show if you loved the movie, and even if you haven't go see it anyway! It'll probably inspire you to go rent the movie even if you don't have any kids.

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Output: "Two Stars Because Management Knows Better" When frequenting an Italian restaurant, my experience is usually good or great, or, if the restauranteur is clueless, poor. Seldom is my experience an in between, as it was with Simonetti's. The waitstaff is good. Counter help is also friendly. But the food is lacking when it shouldn't be, and that's inexcusable. Example: on our last visit, we ordered a specialty pie. The sauce and cheese were very good, as was the chicken and prosciutto. But there was way too little chicken and prosciutto, on this expensive pie. We left hungry. Moreover, the pie was way overcooked - such that the crust was hard as a rock. It shouldn't have been served. And because management knows how to choose ingredients and properly form a pie, they know better than to serve very overcooked pizza. On another visit, I had a calzone. Form of the calzone was very good, but had very little cheese (again, to save money); it was all ricotta. In all, this review is a little harsh, because management clearly knows better. Being stingy with key ingredients, and serving food that should've been tossed, is not a way to produce regular customers.

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Started with the hummus, looked like it was scooped out of a big tub. Consistency off and not very good. Big serving. I had the burger, which was good but nothing amazing. Husband had the Mac and cheese. Came with bits of chopped deli ham on it and tasted like kraft. So a $12 dish made with a .79 cent box of mac and cheese. Service was good at the beginning but waitress disappeared when we wanted the check. Didn't show up for 15 minutes.