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Output: Dear Jimmy Johns, Please learn how to take an order and deliver it properly to the person who requested it, then paid you and tipped you for it. I have now ordered from you for delivery 3 times, and every time you have figured out a way to mess up the order. Extra lettuce you ask? That must mean you want no lettuce on your sandwich. Right..... Furthermore, on a personal taste level, your mayo is too sweet and I am not a huge fan of having a marshmallow aftertaste on my palate in congruence with my roast beef. Thank you for your lack of service. That is all.

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Output: I'm not a huge fan of pastries or dessert but I went to Manna House daily while in Edinburgh. This is my cousin's favorite haunts understandably. The pastries are perfect. I had a chocolate muffin that was chocolaty but not sugary. I also had a rosemary and chocolate mousse cake. Sounds weird but it was divine. I *still* think about it. The coffee is delicious and the staff is pretty nice.

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Output: I hate this club SO much. It is the sweatiest, nastiest, most overcrowded place ever. After you actually get in to the club, trying to get to the dance floor involves going up stairs that are so crowded you move one step at a time completely surrounded by sweaty bodies. The dance floor is way too small and it is impossible to dance, let alone even move. All you really do is just stand there smashed up against other people, getting stepped on with stilettos, getting elbowed, getting pushed, getting your dress caught on other girls' jewelry, and getting other people's sweat on you. SO disgusting. People say the bathrooms are cool, but they are not even clean! The way the door fogs up when you lock it is unique, but they have to have a guy check each stall before you go in to make sure people didn't do who knows what in there. ugh. hate this place.

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Not a 5 star experience for me - the greek salad and meatloaf sandwich i ordered were average (zero culinary expertise with either of these) and it was pricey!! The bread that came with the salad was good, as was the cookie , but I can not see myself coming back here. Not a neighborhood 'gem' for me.