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Output: Picture, if you will, this scenario. You're hungry. So you drive to a buffet. Instead of walking in and eating, you decide to stand around for 2 hours and 20 minutes before chowing down on very mediocre, incredibly salty food. I'm not sure what possessed us to do this. Maybe the long line inspired some mysterious image of deliciousness waiting to reward our patience. Sadly this was not to be. To add insult to injury we had to wait another 20 minutes after walking in the door all the while enduring a gauntlet of sodas, iced teas, and juices BEFORE finding out at the cashier that it's extra. And to throw some salt on that wound it's Pepsi. Once inside you would imagine being grateful to get off your feet but the harsh lighting and the crowded spaces has all the ambiance of a maximum security prison cafeteria. Don't make any sudden moves. As others have stated the rice is mushy. All the fish related stations were way too salty. Tartar sauce was the standout. Steak was actually ok but it is SO GREASY. It's sitting in a pool of grease and then it's flanked with big blobs of fat to boot. The way the food is arranged creates the illusion that there is more variety than the other behemoth buffet chain but it turns out they string out the food so only one side is accessible meaning more people have to crowd around and wait and there is actually probably around the same variety. Bottom line: don't let the long lines fool you. You're better off going elsewhere. Seriously.

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Generate a negative review for a place
Output: If there were a way to give negative stars, I would. My experience began on 11/27/13. I had made reservations to rent a car for a road trip to California. Everything went smoothly until I tried to leave the lot in the car. The gate attendant swiped my credit card continuously until it finally rejected. He then sent me back to the desk, saying my card had been rejected (there was plenty of credit when I pulled in to the rental center). The desk clerk and the manager on duty tried to help, but it took them over 2 hours to find the merchant number the bank needed to back out all the unnecessary authorizations that had been placed. For my trouble they upgraded the car and told me to bring it back on an empty tank. This was also noted on my reservation/rental agreement in the Hertz system. When I returned, the check in person alerted me that I had brought the car back empty. I told them what happened, and she sent me upstairs to the main desk. The clerk I had been working with was there and remembered the situation, and she quickly made more notes in the system and tole me everything was fine, don't worry about it. 4 days later, a charge for $145 appeared on my credit card - FOR A TANK OF GAS - because I had returned the car empty. So, I called the rental agency and talked with the manager on duty. She promised to look into it and call me back within 3 hours. That did not happen. I called again, this time reaching the manager I had been working with on 11/27. After 3 phone calls, including on to my credit card company, I was assured the charge had been reversed and everything was fine. NOT SO. A month later, the gas charge is STILL on my card. One would think that after the initial problem, the actual agency manager would step in and make sure everything was fixed. I have never once heard from him, despite all the hours and trouble I have amassed in just trying to rent a car for 3 days. I must say, this is by far the worst rental experience I have EVER had. I will never rent from Hertz again, ever. If you choose to, be very careful about the charges. Check, check, and double check. Better yet, find another company to rent from. That's what I intend to do.

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Generate a positive review for a place
Output: Great filet and magarita

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Until I have a really bad experience at any of the hotels on the strip in Vegas, there's not much to differentiate them all. Sure, some of them are older, and some are newer, but as long as I think I got my money's worth and the service is okay, I'm satisfied. I suppose one part that could have been improved upon was the speed at which our second room was readied. We requested two adjoining rooms, and were given access to one at the proper time, but the second wasn't ready for a couple hours. Not a big deal, since we weren't going to spend time in the rooms much right away anyway. In addition, it's something we requested at check-in, so I'm sure it was simply because of availability.