Question:
Argo and Rina are a perfect pair - non stop energy . :p ) Then Rich was all , well I guess it would be ok , etc . * chortle*Bonus : I dry shaved my legs this morning . His laywer 's legs were so hairy it looked like an animal was crawling out of her skirt .

Why did the writer dry shave their legs ?
Answer:
Because their legs were hairy .

Question:
When he came in , he told me I could refuse help , but that I would just dafault back to the system .... so I told him what happened last time I got stuck in the system , and I agreed to just get this overwith . Brent was with me , but I 'll tell you what , that was hell . I ' m sure I only came off as even more crazy , that I could n't just be alright with this .

Why did the narrator go to default mode ?
Answer:
They were stressed .

Question:
Conversations we 'd had before about what our erogenous zones were led me specifically to that area . The fingers of her hand closest to me began tapping in rhythm to the almost sacred waltz of " Your Hand in Mine " . My eyes drifted to hers , which darted away quickly to the top corner of the ceiling as she began to bite her bottom lip .

Why is the person moving to erogenous zones ?
Answer:
The narrator is looking to stimulate their partner .

Question:
I am alive , and in fact quite well . I spent a quick two weeks in NYC and am now back in la la land . When I got home in NY I discovered my locks had been changed .

Why is the narrator likely panicking ?
Answer:
They ca n't get into their home .