Problem: When I got up Thursday morning , the door to my bathroom was locked and my suitemate was n't home to unlock it . I slipped a note under the door asking her to unlock it and took my toothbrush to work . When I reached work , I pulled up the hurricane tracker and was shocked to find that Ike was headed straight for Houston and mandatory evacuations were in place for part of the county .

What is causing the narrator such panic ?

A: There is a national emergency coming .

Problem: The others did not have all three heads up or the sun was not illuminating each bird . The sun was being filtered by a young oak tree so the sun had to find space between oak tree leaves to shine on each bird . It was an impossible set of circumstances that finally came together .

Where may I currently be ?

A: The park

Problem: In honor of the occasion our neighbor across the street will be hosting a pig roast for the entire neighborhood . OK , that 's a lie . He does this every year in July , and the vacation plans just happened to coincide . He usually does a good size pig so I ' m sure there will be enough for all .

How may I feeling during this post ?

A:
Happy