input: Write a negative yelp review.
output: I stopped being a fan long ago. Long, ago. Their new tagline -- propaganda, really -- is "Fresher & Easyer." They forgot the truth: Shittier. Fresh & Easy, launched by the evil Tesco, somehow became demonstrably worse with its recent acquisition by someone that I would never bother looking up. I imagined that it was going to be WalMart that would take over for the essentially UK version of WalMart (Tesco) and be the parent company to destroy the chain. Nope, there are plenty of disgusting corporations out there more than willing to completely change every good thing about a company. Weekly coupons = a relic of the past. Continued refusal of all manufacturer coupons continues as before though. They have some USDA certified organic grocery items so I will not one-star them, although I should after making me go through the most unpleasant grocery shopping experience ever (Peanut butter recall; calling my integrity into question). Hopefully, whoever purchased this pitiful chain from Tesco fires the clown manager from this location. Fresh & Easy. They have organic items -- but they may or may not be tainted to the point of causing death (P-butter) -- and, when you return their death-product, they will try to not furnish the credit as required by their own stupid "voluntary" recall. It is a shame the U.S. Government is not competent enough to have a consumer protection agency that will shutter stores that behave like this. (They no longer carry certified organic peanut butter, by the way.) - E Edit dated 24 December 2013: ********************************** Postscript. Apparently they do have USDA certified organic peanut butter again, after not carrying it for seemingly a year after their infamous recall. The significant other bought some and I love to live dangerously so I am bravely consuming it . Fool me once ....
input: Write a positive yelp review.
output: Came here with a party of five close to closing time. The staff were very friendly and didn't seem too put out when we stayed a bit past closing. The food was all very good, especially the Green Curry. We all managed to scrape the plates clean and the bill for the five of us was $100 before our wondrous Groupon, which took off $40. The neighborhood was kinda shady looking though.
input: Write a positive yelp review.
output:
Being new to the area, I get recommendations from a couple of guys I work with who were born and raised in Baldwin, on the best places to eat, shop, etc. I was informed yesterday that Danny's has the best Italian hoagies around. So I HAD to try one for dinner. It has the perfect amount of meat seasoning and topping. The onions were a little heavy for me, but being my first time, I took it as it came. The bread is perfectly toasted on the outside, and soft on the inside. In all, I was given good information by my coworkers. I would rank it in my top 3 of Italian hoagies. Darren W's. review on the pizza sounds great too.....looking forward to trying it.