Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A: There were some ominous clouds overhead for much of the day - guess they didn't realize that we were VIPs or something. Luckily they seemed to stay away, at least as long as we were there. Unfortunately, we weren't there long. As Jeff says, you can only go around in a circle so many times (and more importantly, it was a pretty small circle). Another good point he made is that though there were plenty of folks hanging tough in the face of that nasty-looking cloud, easily the best vendor was the trailer from Southern Pines. The rest of the folks just seemed to phone it in. In fact, many didn't even do that - a decent number of the booths were staffed with volunteers of the charity (and there isn't anything wrong with that), but the volunteers didn't know anything about what they were serving. Hey, if you're going to go through the trouble of coming out for a cause, at least go through the trouble of learning about what you're doing. It takes two minutes, and makes the experience so much better. Instead, they were just pouring (and it's good they got that down) and barely handling that - at least one person was manning two of the tables. As to the event itself: Meh. The catered food in the VIP was pretty cheesy. There was a quesadilla at first, but I think it was literally a quesadilla. After the first one was gone, I don't think they ever brought out another. The trailer with the couch was kinda cool, but there were about five chairs, and they said they had a hundred VIP tickets? No way that would have worked if everyone showed up back there. Plus, even the craft-but-not-craft beer in the VIP section wasn't working for the first little bit. That's just a little odd.

Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A: All I can say is: WAY TOO MUCH MSG! My lips are itchy, my head is hurting and I am thirsty as hell. Which is my indicator for too much of the silent killer. I will not eat here again.

Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A:
I don't know how he runs a successful business because this guy is a FLAKE! I called to schedule an appoint to get my couches and rug cleaned well over two weeks in advance. I waited for him to arrive during the hour window he provided me to show up. No call, no show. I called him to see if he was still planning on coming so I could plan the rest of my day and return to work. He apologize and said he was sick so we rescheduled. I was a little frustrated that he didn't have the curtsy to call me the night before of even that morning to let me know he couldn't make it. The following week he did the SAME thing. No call, no show, no phone call. There are too many reputable cleaners in this city, why waste my time with this guy? Good luck to anyone who uses his services. Update: 8/17- Ok this is scary. First you post my personal information on Yelp. Then you create some asinine story making the customer look like the bad guy in some immature attempt to save face. I find your antics harassing, immature and unprofessional. This guy is a liar by making erroneous claims about my health! As a RN and a mother I'm personally offended by your accusations. The shingles virus is a serious condition and should not be used as slander. I sat at home TWICE, taking time off work and interrupting my day, waiting for Rob to show up. Don't you know, the customer is ALWAYS right! Oh, and go ahead and pull your stupid "call log" because my cell phone records will clearly show I initiated every call to you. See the photos I posted to support this.