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An example of an negative review: PROS: I had just flown into Vegas and was in need of food before I head to the clubs to get wasted! My friends who are Las Vegas residents swear by this place but I don't understand why. The only Pro this place deserves in convenience. CONS: I ordered my sandwich..they were barely paying attention, I had to repeat my order 3 times. How hard is it to understand Turkey on wheat with extra mustard? Extra Mayo? The guys said? NO!!!!! Extra mustard! YELLOW! YELLOW! YELLOW!!!!!! then to top off this horrible experience, the dude hands me my sandwich (foot long) without a bag while he gave my other friends their sandwiches in bags. HELLLLLLO!?!?!?! Can I get a bag? dumbass! Got home, the sandwich sucked! Wish I would went to Subway! FINAL ANSWER: GO to Subway!

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An example of an negative review: Ordered a two-entry plate. One item was cold. They gave me a fresh one but tasted burned. And to top it off my fortune cookie had no fortune. :(

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An example of an positive review: All yall trippin! Maybe this buffet has gone down the hole in the last two years but when I came to this buffet for lunch right after my plane landed during my 21st birthday wkend, I enjoyed everything I ate. I wasn't staying here just stopped by. Because it was lunch maybe that's why my review is better then all you crazy people who've rated this buffet below. lol Naw jk jk but newho, lunch was yummy and I had a drink or two while I was dining there and the servers were nice and quick. I would had loved to go here for dinner since I see they have crab kings and prime rib (my two favs) but didn't make it. Im staying here for July 4th wkend (2 wks whoop whoop!) so Ill try this buffet again...idk if for dinner though because we want to go to the buffet at Rio so I can get my seafood fix lol but maybe we'll go for lunch one day while we are there during the wkend...preferably the day we land. But once I try this place again, Ill review it :) TTFN. :)

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An example of an positive review: Look at this stuff... Isn't it neat? Wouldnt you think my collection's complete! Wouldn't you think I'm the girl... The girl who has.. Everything? No? Ok. To the mall! I remember being a teenager at this mall, spending hours wandering, window shopping, wishing, gawking at boys and generally being awkward and pimply. Things are slightly better now, ten years later. I'm less pimply, have no patience for wandering, and I'm certainly not a teenager. God, how I still gawk at teenage boys though. As a wizened adult, I find myself at this mall with a game plan. I choose two or three places, I go there with my purchase in mind, I buy the thing and then I leave faster than a ... Than a... Tween running at the name of Justin Beiber. You really do have everything you could want in a mall, the cheapo piercing pagoda, the obligatory hair extension thingy kiosk all the way to Prada and Gucci. Decent food court selections as well, with real restaurants on the outer edges. Avoid like the plague on any major sale day. Or come equipped with steal toed boots and sharp elbows.