Problem: This is the newest motivational poster up at my local Curves . It was a full house this morning ( odd for a Saturday ) and while I was waiting for the lady in front of me to vacate the machine I needed , I snapped a photo of this . I have to admit it is pretty clever ! And I have to admit that on this Saturday morning I thought twice about going in - but I felt way better afterwards !

What happened after visiting the Curves ?

A: I was in a much better mood .

Problem: On Thursday evening I met up with this guy who I call the village idiot for a simple experiement , I wanted to see if these retarded people online , you know the ones that send shitloads of nudges , ask annoying questions and say please 5million times over and of course , then there 's the annoying flashy icons . It was a simple test , grab some food and sit down and have a conversation , if possible . It was ok , it was n't particularly great , the conversation was a bit , well , stupid and it was obvious that he could n't really do anything regarding well ... anything , he was just plodding along doing whatever .

Where did the narrator most likely meet the Village Idiot based on the passage ?

A: on the internet

Problem: Our next stop was the Mezcal factory . Mezcal is a drink similar to tequila that is closely associated with Mexico , and more specifically , the state of Oaxaca . Most of you probably know it as the bottle with the worm at the bottom . And yes I did eat the worm .

Why is the narrator a bit woozy ?

A:
They consumed alcohol .