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Output: They have shitty customer service to the MAX. Manager and all. Customer service is IMPORTANT and they DONT have it. No wonder they go through staff like shitter paper. I USED to be a loyal customer, but not after being told I am rude, when Its clearly your staff! Ill be going to Scottsdale from now on!

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Output: Perfect place for ceviche. I'm a snob & I love theirs. Chips & salsa are of course addicting. Mini fundidos are off the chart & the pot roast tacos are always a fav. And with Cinco de Mayo coming up you can bet they will have a full house. I would suggest a reservation.

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Output: I purchased 2 Pandora charms and a bracelet. One of the charms chipped after 5 months, I returned it and received awesome service, a new charm and a polished bracelet. Fast forward.... Same charm chipped again, this time service was HORRIBLE. The saleslady insinuated that I didn't even purchase my charm from them, because it was missing something. Then she said I smashed it. Once she pulled up the receipt she said she was not able to replace the charm because it was passed the 90 days and management would have to approve. When I returned the charm the first time it was 5 months after the purchase. Thanks to Foresquare I have proof. Anyway, I was expecting her to inspect my bracelet or offer to clean and polish it. I received nothing, not even the phone call from the manager which I left with the damaged charm. Needless to say I will never purchase another piece from this jeweler. And I will also be contacting Pandora on merchants not standing behind their product. Shop at your own risk. 2 stars because the other lady and the original gentleman were very nice. He's no longer there.

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I feel like I SHOULD like these guys, given the length of time they've graced Edinburgh's curry scene. Hell, they pretty much established it. And after an initial meh experience some time back, I decided to give them the benefit of the doubt this Friday past. That proved to be one benefit of the doubt too many. Recommended by a friend on both occasions (hence the aforementioned benefit), who absolutely swears by them, I can only imagine how his palate would fair in the likes of Mother India Cafe or Ghurka Cafe or Kismot, where they are a little more mercilees with their spicing. Because Khushi's is blaaaaaaand! My first visit saw me try the Lamb Karahi. My second saw the Old School Lamb Curry.... the former was weak, the latter was barely lucky to call itself a curry. On top of that the starters were nothing to write home about, chicken pakora that I've seen done better by takeaways. Just really nothing special. I know a few folk that sing their praises, but I think something has gone missing over the years and these guys seem to be running on a decades-old reputation still. Originally intended to award 3 stars, however the narrative that accompanies those three is 'A-okay', and these meals were not okay. They were below par by a long way and I can't see a return on the cards for me. Too many better options around the town.