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An example of an negative review: So I'll make this one short like my experience. I went in for pickup during lunch since I work in the area. I ordered a pint of rice and a regular egg roll. I sent a coworker to pick it up so when they gave him a huge thing of rice and a shrimp egg roll he didn't know to not accept it. $8 more than what I wanted to spend. So the rice was greasy and the onions were too raw. The egg-roll was unexpected. The crust was good (I like a good crust) but something on the inside wasn't agreeing with my taste buds so I tossed it. Needless to say I'm poorer and still hungry after visiting here. Pretty disappointed.

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An example of an positive review: Lazy hazy day reading bread porn (Chad Robertson's "Tartine Bread") interrupted by my boyfriend getting hungry. We went to Pizza Brutta and I had a great opportunity to indulge in the real life versions of the *crusty* *fire-baked* *sweet* *tender* *airy* crust that I had spent all morning reading about and mentally cursing the San Franciscans who can so easily go to Tartine. But not to worry because Pizza Brutta is there to give you Madisonites the closest we can get. It's sooooo good! And so local! And so brick-oven-y! And their homemade mozzarella is soooo much better than mine! My favorite order: Pizza Diavola. But I would like to give a whoop-whoop for their lunchtime sandwiches as well. They also have an ample supply of the Isthmus so you can get your crossword on while you pizza.

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An example of an negative review: I went there on a Friday night with a friend of mine for Happy Hour. We both loved the atmosphere, food and drinks were great, staff was very friendly. It was pretty slow for a Friday night but they had some good Happy Hour specials. Wish some of their food was on the Happy Hour special. I ended up going back Saturday night with a group of people. Bad idea! The place was very busy but we were all having a great time. The two bars up front were pretty busy so a few of us decided to go to the bar in the back by the pool to get a second round of drinks since it wasn't as busy back there. There was only one person waiting to order drinks from the bartender and a few other people around us. We sat down at the bar and waited for the bartender to come up to us. We sat there for about 10 minutes trying to make contact with her but she continued to ignore us. Finally, she came around and one of my friend's said "Excuse me, we've been waiting 10 minutes, can we order a drink please?" She was a total bitch and responded back nasty to my friend and said basically that she did not give a shit how long we were waiting. She turns to me and asks me what we want and I tell her and she looks at me at says "That's it?" We sit there another minute in disgust waiting for our drinks and she still hasn't started to make it so we start to walk away. One of our friend's asks why we don't have our drinks and we tell him what happened. He walks up to her and asks where our drinks are and she says "F**k you." I could not believe this. I was so angry and pissed off that someone could treat their customers like this. We also heard her being rude to another customer. I will never go back there again. My experience with a rude nasty bartender has put a bad taste in my mouth for that place and next time will be spending my money elsewhere.

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An example of an positive review: Summary: Fantastic! Better than I remembered of the one in Beverly Hills. Great food, selection, service, and value. Nothing to complain about; only compliments. My buddy and I were in town for CES and in need of a no-reservations-needed dinner at around 8pm on a Friday. I had been to the Beverly Hills Grand Lux numerous times in years past and always enjoyed it, but it never really stood out as a great restaurant to me. When I called this Grand Lux there was no wait time, so we made our way there from Caesar's and were immediately seated. We ordered a couple of drinks (I ordered the house Chardonnay, which was by Beringer and was a great deal at $7 and really good), looked over the menu and decided to share a few items. The three we chose were: Short rib sliders - Four little sliders on brioche buns, stuffed with super tender and flavorful braised short rib and topped with a creamy horseradish sauce. Fantastic! Avocado-Chipotle Cheeseburger - A pretty massive cheeseburger. Messy and kind of hard to eat, but with delicious ingredients. A nice kick, too. Spicy Carnitas Sandwich - An excellent mix of textures and flavors. Crisp on the outside and super tender on the inside. A great sauce was provided with this one and it was delicious. Each of the entrees came with a side salad, so for around $35 we had a great quality meal and were satisfied with the quantity of food, too. Can't recommend this place enough.