input: Write a negative yelp review.
output: In most areas, I would give this hotel a 2 star rating, but this is vegas, and you need to step your game up to compete there. So come on Hilton, step it up. I mean, honestly, it can't be that hard for them to figure out how to run a nice hotel - hiltons are generally pretty nice to stay in.... so what gives? The rooms: The beds were nice (I was staying in the "premium tower") but beyond that? Out of date, the carpet was kinda ratty, the shower must have been built for midgets because the showerhead was so low I had to almost squat in the tub to wash my hair, and the drain in the shower was so slow that by the end of your shower you were standing in calf deep water. The casino: Dingy, poor quality drinks, and lots of gross looking hookers wandering around. SLOWEST ELEVATORS ON THE PLANET. 15 minute lines were common - hell, I know people who waited over 10 minutes for an elevator at 3 AM. WTF? The food: Reminded me of the crap you get at an airport. Overpriced, and low quality. Additionally, we stayed at the hilton because it is attached to the LV convention center and we were at a trade show, so you would think the rooms would be a little more business friendly, but no. No coffee maker in the room, internet was 14 bucks a day, PER COMPUTOR, business services downstairs were waaaaaaay overpriced, etc.. Next time, I'm gonna stay at the hard rock and just take a cab to the trade show.
input: Write a negative yelp review.
output: Worst service and mediocre food. After being seated, we waited over an hour and waitress never came back to take our order. We had to ask another waitress to serve us and might I add that this place was empty for a Saturday night. I will NEVER come back! Also, the food taste like it was warmed up in the microwave. Avoid Gallagher's at all costs!!
input: Write a negative yelp review.
output:
I want to like Mario's, I really do. I always have a good experience with the bartenders, and the handful of times I've ordered food here, it's been decent. But there's just a vibe I can't shake about the place, like the other patrons think I'm not cool enough to be there. They have a decent variety of drink and food specials, and other things throughout the week like karaoke and wing nights. But there are dress code signs on the door (like seriously, places that require a dress code that is posted on the door? they make me uneasy), and a feeling of general discomfort I get by not meeting some imaginary 'cool' quota each time I walk in. You know in high school, when you were one of the nerds, and the cool kids were like, 'what are you doing at our lunch table, dork?' That is how I feel when I walk into Mario's. Like I just dropped my protractor and everyone is laughing at me. Alas, my husband's bromance lives right down the street, and we always end up meeting him here for drinks, so I shall continue to withstand the uncomfortable feelings to enjoy a couple of rounds in the early afternoon. I'm grateful for the good bartenders who make this more bearable and don't mind if I accompany my vodka with a few games of bowling on my Ti-83.