Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer: How is it possible that 7 people ordered 6 bottles of wine and 6 huge bruschetta boards and their check is only $130?? I have no idea, it must have been a rip in the space/time continuum. That's the most obvious answer to me, anyway. If you haven't eaten at a Postino's, I mean seriously, what are you waiting for? An invitiation? Well if that's it.. then here. I cordially invite you to dine at Postino's. The service leaves a little something to be desired- like a server pouring my wine. All they did was open the bottle and then set it back on the table for us to pour out ourselves. We even opened one of the two bottles of Prosecco we ordered. To me, that's absolutely ridiculous. This is a wine bar, if I wanted to serve myself, I would go to Total Wine and take that shiz home with me. But whatever, it was still a blast and the bruschetta were delicious. I will definitely come back. Many times.

Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer: Pizza Rock is OFF THE CHART great pizza. Anytime I'm anywhere near Downtown Vegas, I suggest it as our dining choice. My favorite pizza by far is the Sausage and Stout pizza -- it was introduced around St. Patrick's Day last March and hadn't been printed on the menu the last time I was in (mid-July) - but I'm hoping it has now. Absolutely amazing. My next fave is the Honey Pie - it's the perfect combination of sweet and hot with a mixture of honey and peppers...really good if you like a little kick in your mouth after a bite. My friends ordered the Tomato Pie on our last visit (not being as adventurous for spice as I am) and it was also great -- very traditionally Italian tasting. I've also had the mac & cheese, fried green beans and garlic bread on other visits...so I can highly recommend those. I wish I could recommend other items, but I love the above three so much that they're all I can ever bring myself to order! Really looking forward to the opening of the next restaurant in Green Valley because it's about 15 miles closer to my house!

Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer:
First time visiting this restaurant, and heard about it from the groupon deal. As a recent transplant to AZ, most mexican restaurant food is always amazing compared to the east coast. However, this restaurant fell short of our expectations of good Mexican food. My husband ordered the highly recommended Pollo Fundido. The chicken was extremely chewy and the cheese looked like a processed slice of cheese was melted on top of it. I ordered the vege and chicken tacos which were good, but nothing out of the ordinary. The margaritas were very sweet and barely had any alcohol, they were definitely overpriced. I've never left a restaurant without finishing a drink, and tonight I barely drank 1/4 of it. Waste of money if you ask me. I wouldn't recommend this place. The atmosphere is great and it has so much potential, but the food is terrible. Service was just okay.