Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: You will love this show if: a) you live under a rock/ have never seen a cirque or circus show before b) you have kids and want to bring them to a Vegas show c) you are currently under the influence of weed, shrooms or LSD Otherwise...you'll be bored out of your gourd! Maybe I'm just jaded, but there was nothing in this show that I haven't already seen a hundred times in other shows. Acrobats, trampolines, trapezes and whimsical clowns in artsy-fartsy costumes...YAWN! I know I sound like a world-weary elitist belittling these amazing feats of athleticism... it's just that there are SO MANY other shows featuring these same feats, it gets boring after awhile. To its (dis)credit, Mystere was the show that started the Cirque infestation of Vegas, and when it first opened it was a game-changer. But the game has long been changed -- and improved upon. These days, there are a number of other shows doing the same shtick in a much more interesting way. Absinthe does the same kind of acrobatics, but is way funnier/ more subversive. Ditto with Zumanity. And LOVE is basically the same thing but with MUCH better music. The only real thing to recommend Mystere over any other Cirque show is that it's totally kid-friendly (SHUDDER!!!) -- there is hardly a non-G-rated moment. It's a solid 90 minutes of wacky, whimsical Family-Friendliness.... ...which is enough to make a world-weary elitist like myself PUKE!
Q: negative

A: You would think fried chicken would be simple... Absolutely horrible. A night visit only added insult to injury. 3 waitresses and still had to return one drink for lack of alcohol. If you want to shoot pool, go during the day, otherwise, stay clear!!! PS: I had to remind them of the "drink" to get it removed from the bill.
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer: Honestly I can't believe this place is in a Vegas Hotel. I was there July 2011 sorry for the delay. The menu and service are on par with a Red Lobster in an economically deprived area. The menu special was "Surf and Turf"...literally steak and lobster...no imagination nothing...Just a few bland fish dishes. I thought I was getting punk'd with such a cheesy menu. I also learned that Bacon doesn't make everything better...it ruined a miso soup which by definition should be light to sublime not overrun with smoky pig fat and worse there was no warning...I saw someone eating a miso soup and ordered verbally the novicely skilled waiter didn't tell me there was bacon in it. DId I mention the strongly suggested special was Surf and Turf... Lobster and Steak. About as creative as Red Lobster...Oh yeah I did. A true waste of an important part of the day...dinner especially in Vegas.
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Output: These guys are really awesome. Don't bother with Pita Jungle Corporate Pita Pimps, you want Chicago Gyro trust me. Greasy Heaven!
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output: Dude this place totally sucks a bums nacho cheese nut sack!!! i went there one time Cause everyone was like this place is sooo good, they jack off on your food its great. that sounded good, but when i went there no jacking off on the food, wtf!! but seriously the sushi roll we ordered was the size of a chipotle burrito and tasted like an old obese man farted threw an onion in to a tuna fish can!! not only did the food have quality that only McDonald's can do but the service was terrible. our waitress pulled out a shotgun and stuck it in my mouth and told me to say hello to the devil for her! i couldn't believe it considering we were eye fucking each other across the room to the ghost theme song. she made me tip her, and not the tip i wanted to give her.... mm mm. oh sorry anyway, if u want white trash gas station quality sushi and service that would make you feel like your in the movie Saw than eat at Kyoto " Home of the Garbage Roll".... one other thing they serve there food on a garbage lid
Q: negative

A:
The only good thing about this place is the beautiful room I stayed in (JR master suite). Everything else about this place is awful. The worse customer service ever! With one front desk person being clueless and the other one rude. They didn't have our room ready to check in to until 6 pm and they were very adamant for us to leave by 10 am. The only food offered here is by the pool manned by one slow/rude bartender. Why this place is allowed to be called a resort is beyond me! If you come here and expect to rent a condo with no amenities you'll be happy.