input: Write a negative yelp review.
output: I was in Vegas for a friend's 30th birthday over Valentine's Day weekend. As she is Greek and she hadn't visited the Cosmopolitan yet, she thought it was a sure bet to eat at Estiatorio Milos for dinner. Not so much. We didn't get seated until almost an hour after our reservation (with the restaurant continually telling us that our table was being set up). If the hostess had just said "hey, we are running behind. Why don't you get a drink at the bar?" we would have been more than happy to do so. Instead, when we were seated we were all starving and not all all tipsy. A glass of wine would have been a good relaxant to prepare for what was coming next. The restaurant brought bread, but no water. As the whole table was starving, we were trying to eat the dry bread with no water, choking. No menus. No silverware. Getting a glass of wine took 40 minutes, every time. After countless service frustrations, a member of our party asked to speak to a manager. She then repeated that request several more times throughout the meal to our server. The manager did not ever present himself during our meal. At the end, we tracked him down and recounted our service ordeal (he was the guy I had complained to earlier who told me he was a sommelier). He never did apologize, in the end trying to explain our issues to him was a waste of breath. We weren't looking for a reduction in the bill. We just wanted a "I'm sorry. That is unacceptable." The only saving grace for this restaurant is the food. It was divine. We ordered 2 roasted fish(es?), a bunch of sides, salads and appetizers. The octopus, snapper, and beets with goat cheese really stood out. I also enjoyed the tomato salad - simple and delicious. Some people at the table ordered seared tuna, which was apparently not as impressive as the whole roasted fish. There were 11 of us at dinner, we did not order bottles of wine (but did have a few glasses), and our bill was $1400. Ouch. The space is beautiful, as is the Cosmopolitan. The service is so horrible it will ruin your evening. No matter how good the food is, I will never return to this restaurant. I cannot reward such bad behavior with a return trip. When people are paying more than $100 per person for dinner, they expect to be treated with at least a little bit of respect.
input: Write a negative yelp review.
output: I do not believe that this is a good dry cleaners. If you want to find out, then go and hopefully you have a better experience. The left a stain on my collared shirt and all of my white collared shirts then cleaned but didn't iron. They were all super wrinkled when I got them back. Some sort of weird joke?
input: Write a negative yelp review.
output:
Very disappointed!! I picked this place because of the reviews that I've read here. I feel compelled to give my 2 cents worth. We started out with jalapeno hushpuppies along with their remoulade. The pups were very tasty (good start). For our main course, we ordered the fried green tomato salad to share, my wife ordered the gumbo with a side of fried okra, and I ordered the fried catfish with double okra on the side. The lag time between our pups and meal was LONG......outrageously long. When they finally brought our meal, my wife didn't get her okra. They explained that it would take a few more minutes. Keep in mind, my plate had okra so I guess they must have forgot about hers. It was no less than 10 minutes before they brought hers out. When we finally received our meal the bartender apologized for the wait and explained that everything they have is fresh breaded and not frozen which is why it takes longer. I can understand how fresh breaded takes longer but you should find a way to do it faster or take it off the menu if it's going to logjam your kitchen. All this being said, even after the wait, if the food was good I would be writing a positive review right now. The problem is, the food was just so so. The okra had NO flavor and was not fully cooked to a nice crisp crust. My catfish flavor was ok but the breading was pretty thick. My wife's gumbo was a little bland....almost like the roux was a little weak. I really wanted to like this place. After our first experience, I won't likely go back.