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Output: In town for a congress and not a fan of Vegas my friends stole me away from the strip for dinner, a happy hour drink and some jazz. We got to The Lady Silvia and it reminded me of a done up Mega-version of LA's Library Bar. The decor was fancy-cheeseball. Gaudy nuveau-riche furniture and chandeliers, trying so hard to look expensive but you can tell its cheap furniture and decor. Done up Vegas style. The jazz band was great, it made the uppity, snooty bar feel a lot less pretentious, more mellow and relaxed. One star because the service was despicable. Two washed up ex-sorority sisters working the bar (a blonde and a brunette with fake boobs and melting cakey make-up two shades too dark) were being really snooty about the free drinks promotion and refused to give me and my girl friend the free drinks that were being given out FREE to EVERYONE as a promotion. WTF!!! The funny thing is, that as a social experiment, we sent my friend's boyfriend to ask for the drink and they just gave it to him no problem and no questions asked. Really? Thank God for Yelp! And for cathartic ONE star reviews post shitty experiences! Suck it ladies!- (and I call them ladies cause I don't want to use the "B" word, though I was tempted, with the immature treatment and terrible customer service received, after I had bought three drinks AND tipped)! Wish I could have gotten my tip back! Oh well, at least I can leave this tip on Yelp for future Vegas visitors looking for a possible bar. Avoid this one. It thinks itself high and mighty and it's really just sad how hard it tries!

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Output: Lunch was such a disappointment :( im not sure if it was because we went to the M resort buffet the day before but this place literally suckedd. We came here for Friday lunch and first of all they charged us full price without even asking if we had players card. Then there was nothing to eat and the prime rib was just ok and for the other meat dishes the meat was so tough i had a hard time putting my knife through it. I was still hopeful for the ready made crepes but they failed to satisfy. The berry crepe was wayyy too sweet and the savory crepe was just so-so. Even the bread wasn't so good- I mean i've had better bread from my local supermarket. The one thing better than the M resort was the creme bru le but it wasn't amazing or anything :/ Overall the food was very disappointing and our waitress was nowhere to be seen for most of the time.

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Output: First, I waited over 1 hour for them to deliver the pizza but tipped them anyway since it was a hot day. Then, as I bit into the pepperoncini that was included, I found (to my horror) what looked like a dead caterpillar or maggot inside! (and yes, I took a lot of pictures for anyone who would like to identify what type of bug it truly is) I quickly called them to tell them to get rid of the whole batch so other customers wouldn't experience the same problem. They apologized and offered me a free pizza, but I highly doubt I would ever return to even consider their offer.

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This is a little pricey for lunch, but if you have an expense account, what the heck. i have eaten here several times, as our HQ is next door, so its convenient. Fish tacos are incredible. Not a bad mral in the house. Great looking staff and good looking crowd for HH.