IN: I do n't think that 's a good idea , but who can resist that big teddy bear?Saturday was no work ( ! ) so I just hung around the house and compiled a list of history books I want to read with the intention of driving to Borders . Naturally , I did NOT drive to Borders and instead stared at the list longingly for a while before going back to the internet .
How might I get the history books to read in the future ?

OUT: I might try to order them online .

IN: I want to live in Little Rock ; I do n't want to have children ; I probably do n't want to live with anyone ever or get married . I reversed all my thinking on compatibility : I want someone artistic , someone who is n't a lawyer or a business person or a politician . I want someone who does n't play video games . I want someone whose interests and perspective are so different from mine that he has something to offer me , something to teach me .
Why does the writer want to live in Little Rock ?

OUT: None of the above choices .

IN: I just woke up from a dream where the treehouse in my backyard ( RIP ) was some kind of government headquarters and there were groups of people taking turns listening through straws to see if they were the chosen ones . meanwhile , while waiting for my turn I was walking through my backyard finding hella quarters . Like , hundreds of dirty quarters were just strewn about my backyard .
Why does the narrator 's story seem so bizarre ?

OUT:
They are in a dream state .