Write an article based on this "Think about your audience. Find out where you are in the line-up. Keep it clean and respectful. Connect the humor to something heart-felt. Watch some funny speeches for advice."
article: As you're crafting your jokes for your graduation speech, Try to keep in mind all of the people who will be there. Your fellow classmates may be your target, but remember that they might be hugely outnumbered by faculty, family members, and other people who might not think your inside joke with the swim team is funny. You probably won't make everyone laugh, even if your joke is great. Don't worry about broadcasting to every body in the audience, but try to keep it clean for as many people as possible. Remember they are there. It's also important to find out about the order of events at the ceremony. When will you be speaking? It's probably not best to include too many jokes if you're slated to speak right after a tribute to a fallen classmate, or a very serious benediction. It might come off as bad taste. Being funny doesn't mean being crude. Keep your jokes relatively PG and tasteful, so everyone can laugh. Don't insult administration or single out specific teachers as part of your speech. It's probably not necessary to name specific people at all in your speech. Even if you think they might laugh to be called out for something in the graduation speech, you never know who'll take offense. Don't tease anyone but yourself. Jokes shouldn't be used just for the sake of jokes. The best jokes can be developed into something more complicated and meaningful, for the speech to work. Sometimes, it can be hard to think of a joke to go along with a specific theme, and it's a lot easier to find a specific theme from a joke you want to tell. When you're trying to figure out the best tone and delivery for your speech, watch some. Check out a few of the funniest and most clever commencement speeches given. Here are some recent classics, both by comedians and celebrities, as well as regular students: Stephen Colbert at University of Virginia Neil Degrasse Tyson at Mount Holyoke College Evan Biberdorf's High School Graduation Speech Lance Jabr's High School Musical Conan O'Brien's Harvard Commencement

Write an article based on this "Get a toothpaste formulated for cats. Buy a toothbrush designed for cats. Try to make teeth cleaning pleasant for your cat. Acclimate your cat to the toothpaste. Introduce your cat to having its teeth touched. Familiarize your cat with the toothbrush. Brush your cat's teeth.Once your cat is familiar with the toothpaste and brush, you can actually brush their teeth."
article: Flavored toothpaste, like fish or poultry, make teeth cleaning more appealing to cats. These kinds of toothpaste are also formulated to be safe for your cat to ingest, which makes brushing easier on both you and your cat. These are small, extra soft, and shaped appropriately for a cat's mouth. There are also small silicone toothbrushes that slip onto your index finger. These can be especially useful for small cats and kittens. If your cat dislikes teeth cleaning, then at least make the sessions as stress-free as possible for your pet. Try techniques like: Talking to your cat in a happy tone to put the animal at ease. Making the teeth cleaning sessions short. Rewarding your cat with praise and a treat after brushing the teeth. This is especially important after the initial sessions when you're just acquainting your cat to the toothbrush and paste. Put a dab of toothpaste on your finger and allow the cat to taste it. Repeat this process for a few days before you introduce the toothbrush. Rub some toothpaste on 1 of the cat's fangs with your finger. If your cat flinches or runs away when you try that, you could also build up to touching their teeth by rubbing their cheek close to their mouth. Allow the cat to lick a small amount of toothpaste off the toothbrush. This will make your cat more comfortable with feeling the toothbrush bristles. Give them a thorough brushing on a daily basis to help prevent gum disease. To brush their teeth: Raise the cat's top lip. Position the toothbrush at the gum line at a 45-degree angle. Use back-and-forth swipes with the brush to clean the cat's teeth. Brush 3 or 4 teeth at once with about 10 back-and-forth swipes. Then proceed to the next group of teeth. Pay special attention to brushing the base of the teeth, between the teeth, and the upper teeth. Brush only the outer surfaces of the teeth. The inner surface gets adequately cleaned by the cat's tongue. Concentrate on brushing just a few teeth at first. Then clean a few more teeth every time. The cat will eventually grow accustomed to getting all the teeth cleaned at every session.

Write an article based on this "Keep it simple. Break the ice online. Ask questions. Talk to guys in your group of friends. Join a co-ed club."
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Don't worry about saying the best thing. Just say, "Hi," or if a guy is wearing a nice shirt, compliment him by saying, "I like your shirt." Ask how his weekend went by saying, "Did you do anything fun this weekend?" Whatever you say, say it with a smile and try to stay calm. You can talk about a class you share. Try saying something like, "How'd you do on the test in math?" If you notice they have a phone case or t-shirt or talk about your favorite band, say, "I really like them too. Did you know they're coming to town next week?" Reach out first through social media like Facebook or Twitter. Chatting online can be much easier than in real life, because you can think of what you want to say before you say it without awkward silences. This lets you get to know him better, so it's easier to talk in person later on. If you're messaging a guy for the first time online, say hi and remind them how they know you. Say something like, "Hi, we have math class together. Have you studied for the test yet?" You can also bring up a common interest by saying something like, "Did I see you at the new comic book movie this weekend?" If you're having a get together or party, inviting the guy online is a great first move. Say something like, "Hey, I'm having people over this weekend for a back to school party, and it would be great if you could come." This is a great way to be more outgoing with guys without having to say a lot. When you ask questions, people feel you're interested in them and they may be more willing to talk. You can say something as simple as, "How did you like the book we read in English?" This will start a conversation, and you can listen quietly, which may help to calm your nerves. Don't ask random questions. Going up to someone and saying, "What's your favorite color?" is not likely to get much of a response. Instead, ask questions about a class or shared interest, so it makes sense for you to ask and for him to answer. Listen when they respond. It's easier to come up with additional questions or insightful responses, if you're actually paying attention to what they say to you. Plus, no one likes to feel ignored, especially by someone who asked him a question to begin with. This is generally a less awkward situation because if you feel shy or can't think of anything else to say, there are other people there to fill the silence. Having your friends there for support will also make you feel sure of yourself, so it's easier to talk openly. This is a great way to meet people and in most cases, there's a built-in topic of conversation. Sometimes there's even a specific agenda of subjects that have to be covered. Talking to a guy who you know shares at least one interest, may be easier than just approaching guys if you feel shy around them. If it's your first meeting with the club, say something like, "I just joined this club. How long have you been involved?" You can ask a guy something like, "What go you interested in French club?" If you have an upcoming even with the club, you can ask, "Are you going to the service project this weekend?"