Problem: Write a positive (OPTIONS:
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A: Crazy, crowded little deli in Montreal were we waited in line for our smoked meat sandwiches. I mean, I didn't even know what I was ordering, I just knew that's what everyone was there for so I decided that's what I was there for too. The staff was brusque, fast, and competent in their jobs in whatever language anyone spoke to them. Being a tourist it was a bit intimidating but by the time I reached the front of the line I had rehearsed my order enough times to avoid annoying the guy behind the counter. I also picked up a mustard, because when you have extra foreign money, you spend it, the end. It looks like just a normal, yellow mustard, but it makes my sandwiches kick back like nothing else. 5 stars for the mustard! We got 2 smoked meat sandwiches and a small bag of greasy fries. The fries were, as I said, greasy, and not salted enough, and we left the overcrowded counter to eat outside in the nice weather, leaving the ketchup bottles behind in the process. TL;DR the fries were not impressive. But I was not there for the fries. I was there for the sandwiches. The smoked meat sandwiches. The smoked meat sandwiches that apparently inspired a Canada-wide musical of Schwartz's, evidence of which we saw while waiting in line. We sat on a bench and when I unwrapped the sandwich I had to swallow immediately or I would have drooled. The smell was so tantalizing and meaty. I applied mustard and took an enormous bite. The flavors of the meat. The mustard. The flimsy bread failingly trying to hold back the greatness of the meat. I ate it good and dirty. Messy and unapologetic. A blacklight would have shown my entire face covered with that sandwich. Except you wouldn't need a blacklight to see it. 10/10 would gorge here again.

Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: Disgusting, slow and pathetic. Takes phone orders before the people standing in front of them. Food is subpar. Skip unless starving

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There is no "Premium" in the Phoenix Premium Outlets. Those of you expecting to find the same premium outlets that you find in Palm Springs, Orlando and Las Vegas are in a for a rude awakening. Unless you consider Banana Republic high end, you can forget it. There are no Gucci, Prada, Diesel, Burberry and the likes. In fact, there is really no reason to come here at all. You can go to any other mall or shopping area in the Valley and get better selection and service. In fact, just go to Casa Paloma down the street on Ray and I-10 and there Banana Republic over there is much nicer. I don't really know who they are catering to with this mall but don't be surprised to see this mall die in 5-10 years much like the Casa Grande outlets. After all, why go here when you can shop at the same stores in the Chandler Mall which is indoor and offers a better selection and isn't much more expensive. The parking is limited. The design to enter and exit is cumbersome at best. There is no appeal to coming here. The owners of this mall better find some quality stores in a hurry or this thing is toast.