IN: Recently , two other homes down the street went up for sale , and they are not really competitors since they are the more typical neo - classical red brick homes with boxwood foundation plantings , so common in this area . They are also priced MUCH higher . Nonetheless , we seized the opportunity and my agent convinced the other two agents they they should all have an open house on the same afternoon .
What is the implication of the other homes going up for sale
OPTIONS:
- They make the real estate agents work harder
- None of the above choices .
- They will affect the price of other homes
- The authors home may be overlooked for a sale

OUT: The authors home may be overlooked for a sale
Did the audience care ? Absolutely not ! The whole idea is to be FUNNY and the audience does n't care if it 's an old joke or one manufactured to be new ( using an old joke premise ) as long as they are entertained . Nothing new is under the sun , but I am the first to admit that we must keep joke files ( especially if you are working for kids ) and to rewrite and revamp jokes and material . How you change a joke makes it more your own than actually inventing the joke premise ( which was probably invented in vaudeville days or before ) .

OPTIONS:
- None of the above choices .
- They will use impromptu humor .
- They will use some reworked jokes .
- They will improvise .
Answer the following question: What will the narrator do next time on stage ?

They will use some reworked jokes .
question: My favorite part of the conference ? Going out to dinner * with a few folks including a local ( Bay Area ) cheesemaker . The restaurant had family style seating and we were seated next to a local chef .

OPTIONS:
- They had went with their bosses .
- They had went to a local conference .
- They are on a long stay business trip .
- They were on a business trip .
Q: What may be a fact about their trip ?

answer: They were on a business trip .
QUES: i decided that i hate being a girl.1 ) i hate the fact that because of hormones i ( and genes , i guess ) gain weight more than the average boy.2 ) i hate how bad i cramp during that time of the month . i am tempted to rip out my ovaries . i m nauseous and irritable.3 ) i hate how i have to do my hair and make up everyday to look the slightest bit presentable . like , why ca nt i jump out of the shower , throw on a flannel shirt , slip on a baseball cap and be ready?4 ) I WISH I HAD A PENIS TO PEE WITH .

Question with options: How does the narrator feel about being a woman ?
OPTIONS:
- They are dissatisfied .
- They are fond of their ovaries .
- Their hormones feel balanced .
- None of the above choices .
ANS: They are dissatisfied .
Problem: I am going to die of hunger . My mother used the rice that I made last night that I was planning on eating for lunch . Nope , it 's gone .

Why is the narrator feeling so famished ?
OPTIONS:
- None of the above choices .
- The rice they planned to eat has been consumed .
- Their mother wo n't feed them .
- Their mother wo n't cook for them .

A: The rice they planned to eat has been consumed .
Question:
His 11th birthday to be exact . Every year my godmother as the kids party on the Saturday , and then the family party on the Sunday . We have not seen them since Marianne 's birthday ( his younger sister ) , which was back in November .

What may be true about my godmother ?
OPTIONS:
- She hosts the kids party and the family party .
- She hosts neither the kids party not the family party .
- None of the above choices .
- She hosts the family party but not the kids party .
Answer:
She hosts the kids party and the family party .