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Output: Like eating at grandma's (excuse me, Nonna's) house. Our last night in Phoenix brought us to this gem. The only people who work there are the mother (server/hostess), father (cook) and daughter (server/hostess). The food is very good, traditional Italian cuisine (melon with prosciutto for starters..ummmm!). I went with a Pollo Scarapiello (sp?) which is chicken with white wine, peas and pancetta. It was great. Other dishes ordered were fettuccine, veal and penne. You really do have the feeling like you're eating at someone's house instead of at at restaurant. It is super casual, and very homey. I will definitely return.

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Output: Yeah, I'm not a fan. Please don't hurt me!! 2 stars because the interior is cool. I have had it twice, and both times I was not impressed. First time I got the Italian sub. To me, the bread is too overwhelming, the mayonnaise has the consistency of some certain bodily fluids, and the meat... where's the meat? Second time I got a vegetarian sandwich (couldn't skimp out on the meat this time!!!!) So I got the same abundance of bread and mayonnaise... and no Avocado as promised! What the heck?? Maybe I am ordering the wrong thing, but I don't want to return to get the right thing.

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Output: 2.5 stars, really. I wanted an inexpensive place to stay while visiting Montreal, and wasn't expecting anything spectacular when I booked a "budget" room at Hotel de Paris for $100 a night. The room was adequate; tiny but clean and quiet. Check-in was fast and easy, staff were nice and able to change my American money for Canadian, and I was able to park my car for free in their driveway. The location was good; plenty of cafes, bars, restaurants and shops within a mile radius so I didn't need to use my car very much. However, a few complaints prevented this from being a 3 or 4 star experience. First, the mattress. It badly needed to be thrown out; we could feel and hear the springs every time we moved on the bed. The walls needed to be sanded and painted. And even though this was a budget hotel, I've stayed in places in the same class that have a coffee pot and hair dryer in the room. Even some complimentary coffee in the lobby would have been nice. There is no elevator in the hotel, so if climbing stairs is an issue, you can request a room on a lower floor. I didn't expect much for the price, but it was actually a bit less than I expected. However, nothing about this hotel impacted my visit to Montreal in a negative way, so I will summarize by saying it was ok but could have been better. I'd probably look into some other options if I were to return to the city.

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I love restoration hardware's lines, they have the coolest industrial and reclaimed furniture and lighting out there. I could probably furnish at least 50% of the items in all of my houses from restoration hardware alone if it wasn't for the fact that sadly the store is operated horribly. It's not even a store it's a showroom so you can custom order things that should be in stock but aren't everything needs to be orderred from overseas and takes forever!!! it's not unusual to wait 3-6 months for lighting fixtures i mean why even have a store if you stock almost nothing. Go to a web catalog and make sure your customers are ready for the disappointment and a long wait. Furniture is a little better but not much and quality is a question because if you have a problem there support is usually weak. This is truly sad because Restoration Hardware matches my taste exactly sadly they can't match my expectations for a quality furniture store even remotely. So I typically just drool over there beautiful products and the best catalogs out there today. then look for alternate sourcing that can actually deliver.