[Q]: Objective: underwear
[A]: can be worn over your genitals in high society

[Q]: Objective: How do you get oil off of tortillas?
[A]: After frying them, lay them on a few layers of paper towels to absorb the excess.

[Q]: Objective: How can I painlessly get rid of a splinter?
[A]: Place a bit of white glue on the area where the splinter is, when dry peel it off and the splinter will come with it.

[Q]: Objective: how to make mirrors shine
[A]:
brew a cup of black tea, and use it as a glass cleaner. Apply, and remove with a squeegee