Problem: Write a positive yelp review.
A: Bottles in the Club! My friends and I got a table with a few bottles here a couple weeks ago. The price was fair and we got a table right next to the dance floor. Jet is one of the smaller clubs in Vegas but it's tons of fun. The dance floor is huge and crowned with flat panel TV screens that display cool visual effects in time with the pumping beats. It's very reminiscent to the light up dance floors of the disco era. The other fun, but less classy, touch is the inclusion of stripper poles. For the most part, they're occupied by go-go dancers. When they're not, girls are free to use them so they can ignore their boyfriends (who dropped $260 for the night) **AHEM** [just kidding, I love you babe] or lure in unsuspecting drunks of the opposite (or same) sex. If you're having a hard time finding girls on your own, no need to fear, your personal security guard will find them for you and bring them up to your table. Terrance, you are the man! They'll even give the boot to randoms who try to make their way up to your booth to try and swoop on your precious liquor. All you have to say is, "s/he shouldn't be here," and that person will disappear. Now THAT's service!

Problem: Write a positive yelp review.
A: My neighbor recommended this place to me after having their Italian sandwich. Of course I had to try it, so on my first trip, I ordered the Italian sandwich. It was very good, and had a generous amount of fine Italian meats and cheeses. Even had enough left over for my lunch the next day. I then saw they had zeppoles on their menu. I LOVE zeppoles...but I am from NY so I had a different expectation, I guess. Their version was almost raw pizza dough (?) with lots of powdered sugar, and a side of jam. It tasted nothing like the zeppoles I know and love, but were satisfying in a dough-y, chewy sort of way. OK, but probably won't order them again. My next trip, I ordered a medium pizza, with their meatballs and sausage. Meatballs were amazing, although very thinly sliced. Sausage had a 'different' flavor, not the normal pizza type sausage I'm used to. The owner is very friendly, and will offer samples if you want. Place was busy on the times I have been there, so I think that is a good sign. Price was a bit higher than I would have liked, but the food and service are a cut above the ordinary pizza places. I definately will be back to try more items in the future.

Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A:
ahhhhh why does everyone where this cheap crap? Now my daughter wants to wear it. This is outsoursing at it's worse. It barely makes it through the wash.