Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Example Input: A person scrapes wax paper over the cake. We
Example Output: person drinks from the sea.

Example Input: A man is standing outside in front of two machines placed on the concrete. He
Example Output: kisses a little tanned man in baggy sleeve denim shorts.

Example Input: He sets the cellphone back on the table. In the fbi office, a message
Example Output:
reads someone's metro.