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Output: This place is worse than the Keystone cops--a total, disorganized clusterf**k. Where do I begin.....Hmmmm.....to start, no one was around their MASSIVE parking lot when we attempted to return our car. NO ONE. There was a sign that said "E-receipt here". Sounded OK. It took forever just to get the car, and we got a free tank of gas because of it, so an E-receipt sounds good, right? Just drop off the car and catch our flight, especially since there was no one around? Hah! no. Apparently, when we approached the customer service desk to turn in the keys, the customer service guy said that using that line was for preferred customers only, and we needed to get back in the car and FIND the check out employee!!! We asked why it didn't specifically say that E-receipts were for preferred customers, and were told that "if you were a preferred customer, you would've just known." I don't need to guess what their stupid promo lines mean, not my job, I'm a CUSTOMER. We also mentioned to this guy that we couldn't find anyone to check out our car. He begins arguing that there IS someone out there---a woman--he "swears" she's out there, somewhere. My husband, fed up told the guy to either check us out officially, or we were throwing him the damn keys and leaving to catch our flight either way. We don't need a manual about what their signs mean, and we don't need to go chasing down their employees so that they can do their jobs, so he better get his ass on over and check us out, because we'd had it with him and AVIS. He checked us out. THEN, the (manager?) came out to see what was up. He was one of the guys who didn't have it together when we got the car, and gave us a tank of gas for taking forever. We let him know how pathetic the checkout procedures were, how pathetic their signage was, and how unavailable their personnel was. Enterprise has these guys beaten hands down. We will NEVER, EVER rent from AVIS again. If you do, then just know---you've been warned!!!

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Output: I have been out of town on business and couldn't wait to get my sub fix today, but when I got there they were out of bread. The Port of Subs I ended up with sucked, and cost twice as much.

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Output: The quality of food and rinks here has declined considerably. Before the initial impact of Asian restaurants was brand new, the quality at his location was up to par. You can tell they had the energy to launch with high ambitions and a competitive spirit. Now, considering that quite a lot of Asians from this town would sit down anywhere that's got a Taiwanese or Chinese name and menu indiscriminately, it's no wonder that once money starts flowing in, complacency kicks in, as well.

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WARNING!!!! DO NOT GO THROUGH THE DRIVE THROUGH. Went there last Saturday and waited 20 minutes in line at the drive through. Thought it was an isolated incident so went back Sunday afternoon, waited 15 minutes. When I finally got to the window I saw a manager wearing a white button down shirt and black jeans wearing glasses, I told him my complaint and he mumbled something and turned away. Never any apologies and what's worst no one seemed to care. I will never go there!