Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: Went for a 1 hour massage. After massage was done I got dressed drank a glass of water paid for mine and my brothers massage and walk out the door. When I walked out the door I looked at the time on my phone and it had only been 50min. Let the girl at the front desk know and they acted like I was crazy. I have no need to lie about the length of my massage. I get massages once a week and have never checked the time until now.
Q: positive

A: So I celebrated a double birthday party here (my girlfriend and I), therefore my review maybe a bit bias... not to mention I was a bit intoxicated. It took awhile for this place to open shop and cashier was a B! After I got in though, it was all good! Ladies drank for free until midnight (that gave me 1 hour to consume as much as possible). Lucky for me, I went with a bunch of girls so everyone kept hooking me up with drinks. The free drink was either a glass of champagne or Rum with a mixer. My drink of choice the entire night was Rum & Coke (it was free so why not). I had 9 rum and cokes in less than an hour. Drink number 10 was a pineapple/rum mix. It actually made me a little sick. I ended my drinking at that (besides it was 3 minutes to midnight). I felt pretty good after I began dancing. The dancefloor was very small in comparison to other nightclubs in Vegas. There was plenty of seating for VIP/ table service for those who are interested. The cool thing was that there was a place to sit for those who did not have table service (that's a super rare find in Vegas nightclubs). They even had an outdoor lounge, but it was closed. I'm sure it's awesome during summer nights though. The overall ambiance of the club was chill. It was pretty crowded, but I didn't have to wait in a long line to use the bathroom (and I frequented the bathroom throughout the night). The music was diverse with everything from hip hop to electronica (mostly on the hip hop side though). FEZ from that 70s show made a guest appearance and performed a song in Spanglish. I didn't have any stupid encounters with anyone throughout the night. The crowd seemed to be friendly. Age in the crowd was mostly mid-twenties to late thirties (better that way...drama free). Pros: Good Vibe. Free Drinks for the Ladies (and for the fellas that are with those ladies haha), Good Music, Nice decor, Friendly crowd, seating for non-vip, no wait in bathroom. Cons: Price (without a plug is ridiculous- $40/guys), small dance floor, rude cashier, long lines.
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer: Slow service small portions and mediocre food
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Generate a negative review for a place
Output: I came in this place to grab some of their cheap munchies they have advertised on the outside with banners. 99 cent deep fried oreos & twinkies, plus hotdogs & margaritas. This place is packed with gungry drunks trying to save a buck. The angry cook told me it would be 20 minutes before they could get to my twinkie so i just got the 99 cents hot dog-Nathan's brand supposedly. Well I scarfed down the little hotdog which had no snap & most certainly wasn't like any Nathans hotdog I've ever eaten. Finally I got my fried twinkie and it was covered in chocolate sprinkles and powdered sugar, I knew I'd need a beer to wash this hot son of a b--- down. Corona for $2. The twinkie was a sugar rush! The freaky old ladies in costume trying to intice people in to gamble are gonna be in my nightmares for ages. Not mermaids of any sort but carnival people really. This place is so small I didnt notice it was a casino, it has the bar & snack bar along the one wall & you barely notice the machines. Really a dive spot downtown.
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output: This is a favorite GEM of ours in the middle of north central phoenis. We ALWAYS take the stairs down to hide out in the basement with the BEST bartender in the world - STEVE (aka Jared) we love you. The scallops are my favorite, as are the brussel sprouts, the BEEF, and the desserts. The vodka and soda gives you a shot of vodka in a glass with ice and you pour the soda...watch out! :-) I DO recommend it, and don't worry about the crowds...just call ahead and reserve a table in the basement and you'll enjoy your relaxing evening.
Problem: Write a positive (OPTIONS:
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A:
This may look like your generic Casino cafe, but this place is delicious. i have tried a couple of items here and it is always top notch. It reminds me of the food at the Cheesecake Factory, just minus the Cheesecake. The open 24/7 thing is superb as I'm an insomniac, as is most of the town. this is a great place to hit after a show at the joint, though odds are they will see a rush of people after shows. Did I mention how unbeliveably cheap this place is either? the 7.77$ steak and shrimp plate? try and beat that.