Input: What would be an example of an negative review?

An example of an negative review: EEEEEEWWW! Total disappointment! I can't believe this place has any good reviews... what are people thinking? I guess I'm spoiled with super delicious Thai food in San Diego. hmmm.... I am in town and found this place on google. I ordered Yellow Curry (because of the positive reviews) and a small cup of Tom Yum soup.....$17 + change total. Not only was I totally ripped off, my curry was extremely watered down. There was a crap ton of Tofu (which was the one good thing) and only a few pieces of potatoes and carrots. The soup was watered down as well and prepared completely different then what I am used to. This place sucks and I will never go back. Epic FAIL!

Input: What would be an example of an positive review?

An example of an positive review: OK, so let's start with the facts. The UK, while doing many many things well, misses the high note in a couple big areas. One of the most blaring ones is sushi (also Mexican food, but that's a story for a different review.) So when my boss told me we were going for sushi during a work outing here in Edinburgh, my heart sank. Just a little. And yet, what I found here at Kanpai (which means "cheers", but the way) was a tranquil spot with delicious food, and yes, that included the sushi. Ah-mazing. We were a big group and they had no problem sitting us in a back area all to ourselves (probably for the best, we were a loud group too.) We ordered a ton of different items for the table and all were quality. Stand outs were the amazing grilled and sauced aubergine (and I usually truly dislike aubergine), soft shell crab roll, a beautiful and crunchy seaweed salad and some solid Takoyaki. Where they lose points is in the service, where the food does come out slowly and in weird orders. Some of our got our mains and then it was another 10 or so minutes for everyone else to be fed. Created some awkward staggering times of eating. Also, they were out of tuna, and apparently this happens all the time (no sushi restaurant should ever run out of tuna. That is law.) But overall, a surprise upon a surprise and I'd come back here in a heartbeat.

Input: What would be an example of an positive review?

An example of an positive review: HA ha ha HA ha HA ha ha HA ha he he he he he he he he he....... (Woody Woodpecker) For those of you old enough to know the Woody Woodpecker this place is a like an homage to the character. The only way you'll find this gem is by catching the eyes of the woodpecker off Indian School Rd. At first sight you wouldn't think much of this place from the outside. Once you enter it's a nice cozy chill atmosphere. I'm glad this place is here far from the party scene of S. Scottsdale. Everyone seems pretty relaxed and open. They're not here to impress anyone; they're here to have a good time. The place in general is covered in "wood" and has a cabin look. Thus, the "woody" part makes sense. Moving, past the main doors and towards the back and going West of the building is the game room. Tad bit odd for a lounge, but totally awesome. Shuffle boards, skeet ball and darts in the back room while you have a drink with your best buds in case you didn't want to just sit around at the bar. The large LCD TVs shows the game of the night while you sit back and enjoy. The Woody also serves up some cozy comfort food. My buddy and I ordered the tomato soup with grilled cheese sandwich. I wasn't too awed about the sandwich, but the toast on it made sense to my palate as I dipped it into the roasted tomato soup. The soup was delicious! I pounded it down with a couple of drinks and my night was complete! - Enjoy!

Input: What would be an example of an positive review?
An example of an positive review: Le Village Buffet is a nice buffet w/ nice European/French chateau style decor. Many good quality foods here. The style here isnt broken up by type of foods but all together. They have lots of european syle cuisine that seem to be wine infused. They have crepe station, serve escargot, Duck, pastas, chicken, fish with different types of sauces but definitely good quality...Oh yeah they french pastries and a minimal choice of desserts but good...