He passed away peacefully at home . However , none of you should feel sad . If you knew my Dad it 's the last thing he 'd want . If you did know him there is no funeral but there will be a celebration of his life this Saturday at my house .

A: What might be the reason we are not having a funeral for my father ?

Recently , a friend of mine decided to declutter his home via a slew of eBay auctions . He had some success , and is already up to the next round of listings . In another lifetime , I went down a few sizes and decided to sell my entire wardrobe on eBay . Sadly , I immediately turned around and bought a whole new wardrobe on there.eBay is an awesome - yet dangerous - addiction .

A: Why would the narrator 's friend sell stuff on Ebay ?

" My five ? " I asked . " Your five , " he said with a nod . " One of the five people you meet in Heaven .

A: What might have we been discussing prior to this ?

Just a someone in general . I have my best friends , but they all have a someone else that was there before me . I guess I just came in at the wrong time ... its always been that way for me . I ' ve always been the second in friendships .

A:
Why is the narrator so sad about their friends ?