Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer: Bar none- worst service ever. I'm not a picky person, I understand that being a waiter can suck, so I try to not make it difficult. However, the staff at Lolita's need's lessons in: 1. Professionalism, 2. Time management 3. Basic manners 4. Service. The food was good,( to bad it was brought out by the WORST waiter ever). The story- husband and I were on date and faster a movie decided to check out lolita's. When hostess tried to seat us, there was only one chair, so my husband had to stand there until she borrowed one from another table, ooops akward. We then got chips quickly, and waited ten minutes for the waiter to show up. He was distracted, didn't intro himself, and pretty much acted like he was doing us a favor by standing there. My husband started to order, and then I waffled for literally three seconds over what I wanted to order, and the waiter clearly annoyed said, "oh sorry, I'll be back, I've gotta give a guy his check". Ok, that was a little rude. Why didnt he take care of that before coming to take our order?Well, then I watched him proceed to go inside, gab with some bus boys, decide to print a check, give it to the customer, and refill other tables drinks, take orders, and forget us for another ten minutes. By this time, we haven't even gotten drinks. Finally he graces us with his presence again, and admittedly a little snarky, I ask him if he is ready now? He gives me the B#%ch you will pay for that face, and takes our order. Goes on to serve the other tables, refills drinks and generally completely ignores us. Then brings our drinks. Doesn't say a word, sets them down, annnnnd never comes back. He instead continues to serve all the tables around us, blatantly avoiding ours, and giving me the stink eye. Our food comes out, no refills, no how's the food from him. And, of course, my food it cold, not just "sitting out to long" cooled down, but " I just took these out of the freezer cold". Yum. (on a side note, I Never send anything back, I think I'm pretty easy going) so I ask a passing server if they could just heat the tacos up? And can we get some refills? He was wonderful, sure no prob. Drinks refilled, food hot and very tasty. Our waiter still turns his back on us, and helps all other tables. My husband had to ask for the check when he was serving the table next to us. We got it and did not stay to wait the table for him to get the check, we would have been there all night. Also, we were supposed to get a free dessert, and We were so pissed, we didn't even stay to get that. Complained to the manager, he comp'd dinner, normally I'd be like, oh that made up for it. Nope, that confirmed it for me, I am never going back, it wasn't worth the free meal. The little piss ant waiter with the stink eye and attitude did it for me.

Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer: What a refreshing new Buffet in town! Love their concept. The quality is decent and the price alright. The only downside: the partially non existing LABELS! It would be great to know what I am eating...

Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer:
Nick's is what it is and it always will be...and that's the way it should be. A throwback to something you could have easily found on State St. in the 40's and 50's...oh, I guess you could have found it then too! Nick's is the place to get no-nonsense food, good drinks and yes, the decor is EXACTLY what it should be. If you've walked by here for years and looked in with trepidation, relax, walk in, hang your coat up, sit down, eat, drink and you will have a great time!