Sentiment analysis: I signed up with Yelp just to write this review. My wife and I moved to AZ recently and we were happy to find a place which sold Cuban and Puerto Rican food. All the dishes we ordered were disgusting! The fried meat (carne frita) that she ate was dry and flavorless. The mofongo she had was unlike any other we have ever tried. She asked me to try and I just couldn't swallow it. We both love mofongo so that was very disappointing. It doesn't end there my dish was the Puerto Rican plate so I was excited and thought it would bring back some memories of my hometown but it only brought back nightmares. The rice with pigeon peas (arroz con gandules) had way too much tomato sauce... I can go on forever but would rather not. I will just jump to the desert. We thought maybe since the meal was so horrible maybe they could redeem themselves with an awesome flan. When we ordered the flan the waitress said they did not have the large portion but she could give us the two smaller portions. We said OK but to our surprise the flan was so pale and the taste was so bland. I looked at it carefully and noticed that it had the recycling symbol on it. Who does that!!! Come on really?!? I'm done with this place. I would never eat at this restaurant even if they paid me. I would not recommend this restaurant to anyone unless I hated them.
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negative

Sentiment analysis: I went to this place the other day and the experience was awful !! The lady has a nice personality and unfortunately that is the only positive thing I can mention about it. Nails were done awfully, and their edges were still pointy and sharp! She reused the wet dirty towel few times during the process and was a little careless! If you love yourself DO NOT GO THERE! I usually have a nice personality and higher tolerance but this was out of my league!!! NO NO and NO!!
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negative

Sentiment analysis: I would expect more from a hotel mogul such as the Donald. With such amazing restaurants in Las Vegas I don't know why anyone would eat here, aside from convenience. My coworkers and I were beat after working a trade show floor and convenience won. I made reservations for three on a Sunday night for 6:30. I understand that this is not the prime time for dining in Vegas but this joint was Dead with capital D; no reservations would have been needed. The menu had some tantalizing choices, among them a $29 prix fixe which my two coworkers went for and seemed to be pleased with. I on the other hand, was seriously disappointed. I ordered the caesar salad--just fine, nothing amazing, and the pasta which was a carbonara cream sauce with cured meat. My pasta was so salty it was inedible. I understand that this type of pasta is going to be salty but this made my blood pressure skyrocket and my hands swell so much my rings started to cut off my circulation--after only six bites (I tried!). Absolutely disgusting, and I LOVE salt; I couldn't eat it. Our server (if you can call him that--another bus-person/server brought all of the food/drinks out and cleared all of the plates) kindly removed the offending dish from the bill but only after trying to patronize me by saying the dish is salty by nature (duh, dude but you taste it and tell me it is supposed to taste like a salt lick). Overall, I was totally unimpressed. An empty room, unenthused staff and inedible food=big fat NO. Go somewhere else.
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negative