Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer: Incredibly good restaurant. Was buzzing even on a rainy Tuesday night. Food was inventive without being pretentious, and extremely tasty. Service was impeccable and our server really knew his stuff when it came to the food. Ambience was great too. This will become a regular go-to spot for my wife and me.

Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer: I stopped into this shop the other day to inquire about the availability of a certain firearm. When I approached the salesman and asked if they carry it, he looked at me like I was retarded and said "I try not to carry any of that brand around there, they're just too low quality" and then stared at me with a smug look on his face. In an attempt to try and leverage his expertise in the area I asked if, since he clearly had a dislike for the brand i wanted, that he could suggest anything comparable in that size and caliber, he looked at me for a second and said "I think there's 1 that's similar, but not many people make guns like that, they're kind of rare". So to sum up my experience, not only was I treated with condescension for asking a simple question about a gun I was interested in, but the condescension was backed up with a lack of supporting argument to point me in a better direction. I get that these guys may be knowledgeable, and it may typically be a good shop to go to, but I know that they've lost any future business from myself because of the attitude of one of their staff members. There's too many other gun shops in this town to worry about dealing with rude salesman, so I will be taking my business elsewhere.

Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer:
Awesome burgers!!!!!!!!