The police in SF used to be friendly , courteous people , who would caution you about a minor parking infraction . But last week a cop car literally raced up to our car as we were double parked so my friend could get me some dinner from a takeout deli . The cop jumped out and scribbled out a ticket before I could get out of the car to show him my crutches and damaged ankle from a recent accident . He was so single - minded about giving us a ticket that it crossed my mind that he was going to get some sort of bonus for writing X number of tickets that day .
Answer the following question: What could be a plausible reason that the quality of the police in SF has gone downhill ?

Overtime , the morale has changed , and the force has become harsher overall

A few years ago I was given the opportunity to ride a Campagnolo equipped bicycle owned by my boss at the shop I was working at . I had always been drawn to Campy equipment due to , in my opinion , it 's superior aesthetics at the time . I took a quick spin on that bike and was instantly sold on the crisp shifting and superior ergonomics of the shifters and consequently vowed that my next bike would be Campagnolo equipped .
Answer the following question: What does the narrator hope to someday own ?

A Campagnolo bicycle

Last night we went to the US Open . Above is me and Lisa getting ready to go . In honor of our busted Yankees trip , we decided to revive the Stripe Trifecta . Do n't worry , we actually had the tickets for this event !
Answer the following question: Why was the Yankees trip busted ?

Because they did n't have tickets .

they have junk strewn about all over their front yard that they never pick up . their hillbilly kids and junkyard dog are constantly running around in and out of the street without regard for others . The mom and her lazy friends sit in lawnchairs in the driveway all day long and watch as their demon seeds run around half naked . When the redneck men get home , the entire group just stands at the end of the driveway ( or in the street , natch ) and stare at everyone and spit and scratch themselves .
Answer the following question: Where may the kids be originally from ?
Kentucky