Q: A little humor to keep us smiling in these troubled times: Make sure to read the last one. *************************************** Social Studies: Some Useful Definitions Feudalism You have two cows. Your lord takes some of the milk. Fascism You have two cows. The government takes both, hires you to take care of them and sells you the milk. Applied Communism You have two cows. You must take care of them, but the government takes all the milk. Capitalism You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income Enron Venture Capitalism You have two cows. You sell three of them to your publicly listed company, using letters of credit opened by your brother-in-law at the bank, then execute a debt/equity swap with an associated general offer so that you get all four cows back, with a tax exemption for five cows. The milk rights of the six cows are transferred via an intermediary to a Cayman Island company secretly owned by the majority shareholder who sells the rights to all seven cows back to your listed company. The annual report says the company owns eight cows, with an option on one more. - No Balance Sheet provided with the release.
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IN: The permit application is set for public hearing on August 29 at 10:00 a.m. in Baton Rouge. I will forward a copy of the public notice upon receipt. The purpose of the public hearing is to allow any interested parties to make comments or present evidence on the application. Joe Ball prefers that Bridgeline not present any evidence or testimony at the hearing. Joe considers the application to be evidence of everything needed to approve the permit. Accordingly, I do not intend to present any evidence at the hearing. Our role will be to observe any comments or protests by interested parties. Joe Ball will advise if there are any issues raised at the hearing that require a response and we can supplement the record in writing. This approach is preferable because it does not subject anyone involved with the project to cross-examination at the hearing and it affords us time to make an informed and calculated response (if needed). David and Robert: considering the importance of this project to your respective companies, I would encourage you both to attend if possible. I will defer to David as to whether Harry Allison should attend.

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Please retrieve a pwx tag for one of EPE's schedule for the 24th on Sunday 23rd for EPE checkout purposes. Pwx creates their tag the day before. Please include this tag number in EPE scheduling sheet for the 26th. The schedule is highlighted in "Pink". Thank You.

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OUT: EPE SCHEDULE FOR SEPTEMBER 24TH
QUESTION: Have you heard anything from John Williams re this matter? We have yet to receive from them a new exeuction of the transactions under the new agreement. I have tried to get in touch with them.
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An old scam has surfaced recently with renewed vigor. The Nigerian-419 fraud letter, so called because it violates section 419 of Nigerian law, is sent in many variations, by surface and airmail as well as by fax and email. Generally the form it takes is to ask the unsuspecting victim to provide their bank account information in return for a promise to deposit a very large sum of money into that account under some pretext. Employees should be advised that any information given will be used to further promote the scam through the emptying out of bank accounts, counterfeit and forged checks being written against the accounts, and for other illegal purposes. If you receive what you believe to be one of these letters, forward it to Mike Hicks (Michael.Hicks@enron.com). Corporate Security maintains a file on them, and works with the US Secret Service to reduce the number of letters received by our employees. For more information on these letters, please email or call Mike at (713) 853-6198.
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answer: Corporate Security Message
The past six months certainly have been challenging for all of us at Enron. With so much change and uncertainty, stress is inevitable. To help employees better manage stress, Enron's Employee Assistance Program (EAP) will sponsor Brown Bag sessions on Tuesday, July 9 and Thursday, July 18 from 11:30 a.m. to 12:30 p.m. in the Enron Building, EB5C2. The group's size for each session will be limited to maximize dialogue, so register early to guarantee a seat. If necessary, additional Brown Bag sessions will be scheduled to accommodate demand. To register for one of the scheduled sessions, please click on the appropriate date button above. If you have questions about the sessions, please contact Linda Hallmark at 713-345-3592.
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Brown Bag Sessions