Problem: Write a positive yelp review.
A: I heard this place closed, that is unfortunate. It was actually still open in June 2011 when I passed by the Wynn Hotel. It must have closed up shop right after that. The night I pass through was a Thursday and it honestly seemed really empty even for 11pm or 12 midnight. Sorry to see this go, it was a pretty chill place. Yeah, how could they not keep this gem of a place.

Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A: Had eggs benedict. Ridiculous amounts of jellyfish-like yellow sauce. Not tasty. Asked for fresh orange juice. Not available. Coffee wasn't good. Waitresses not friendly. Would avoid this place, except to enjoy terrace for a few minutes with a glass of water.

Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A:
Blah! It's been a long time since I had a meal I disliked so vehemently. Thank you for reminding me what an awful dining experience is really like, Silk Elephant. When I walked in I had such high hopes and even debated trying a few of the specials that were listed on the board by the front. One visit from our waitress later and I knew asking about the specials would get me nowhere - saying more than a few syllables confused her and someone from the bar actually came out to my table to confirm what my wine order was (Merlot) for her. So, determined to get food rather than waste time explaining the menu to the person who should have been able to tell me about the menu, I ordered a few basic items, sat back...and proceeded to sip on a really, really weak and bland glass of Merlot. Ick. Waiting for the food I noticed just how loud everything was in here. They turned down the lights and lit candles to try to add some calming atmosphere to the place, but I have no idea why they bothered; every time a waitress even put silverware down you could hear it across the restaurant. This place is just noisy, because of the acoustics and because the items in it make incredible amounts of noise when clicked together. And my food? Ugh! My horrible dumplings tasted like something you'd get from a box in the frozen food section of a cheap grocery store, and the soup was tasteless - LuLu's noodles has more flavor than my soup did. I want to note (and I hope the staff reads this), I may have asked that my food not be spicy, but guess what? Not spicy does not mean no flavor! Horrible, horrible experience all around. I will not be back, not for drinks and certainly not for food.