Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer: Came in for a bite before doing some grocery shopping at Whole Foods (I know, I know..pizza and WF sounds contradictory). They are doing lunch specials where you get a 6inch 2 topping pizza and a drink for $6.85.You can add fries or onion rings for $1 or a side salad for $2 and some change. We added on the onion rings and those came out pretty fast. Not bad, but a tad cooked too long so it was on the harder side of crunchy. BF and I got to share one with salami and jalapenos and one with meatballs and olives. The crust was crunchy and it came out piping hot and quick. It's "kinda" Detroit style, more inspired I feel, a bit different than what I actually can get in Detroit. What it reminds me more of is the deep dish my elementary used to make. That's not meant to be a bad thing- my school made fresh (not packaged Tony's frozen) squares with pepperoni bits and I thought that was the best thing ever. It was a nice throwback to my school days, was decent of a lunch meal at a good price, but it isn't my preferred deep dish around. The server was nice as well so 3.5 stars. I'm a fan, but it is just a-ok.

Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer: I have been here a handful of times and have come to decide that the food is average at best. I really wanted to like this place, but every time I eat here I am not impressed. I typically go at lunch as it is fairly close to work, but I just think there are much better Greek restaurants to choose from. I feel like I come here in hopes that one day it will blow me away but that day hasn't come yet. Their rice is bland, the pitas are just OK, and the salads are mediocre. The atmosphere is nice and the service has been pretty good but I think I am done with this place.

Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer:
Had severe kidney stones. Came into ER with excruciating pain. They did not have a urologist on call so I had to be transported to UMC after spending five hours at the ER at Summerlin. The ER nurses were very caring, but the PA yelled at me when I complained about all the noise and commotion. I realize now that noise and commotion are the norm in an ER, but I was delirious with pain and vomiting. Instead of trying to calm me down, the PA escalated this into an argument with me and told me that she could unhook my IV and send me out if I didn't like it. Really unprofessional. I have sent a complaint to the CEO. If I get a satisfactory response, I may change my rating.