Problem: BODY: February 29, 2000 Received 2/29/00 11:30 am Posted 2/29/00 11:30 am Dear Producers and Shippers, In January, you were notified that the Schultz Gas Processing Plant would be permanently shut down on February 29, 2000. We heard from many of you regarding the financial hardship this shut down may cause Schultz area producers while a gas delivery alternative was being constructed. Given your concerns and given that natural gas liquids prices have risen sufficiently to allow operations at Schultz to be marginally profitable, CNG Transmission will continue to operate the Schultz facility until: 1. it becomes uneconomic to continue operations or, 2. CNG develops a compression/pipeline alternative for delivering and processing the Schultz area gas elsewhere on its system.
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A: SUBJECT: CNG note

Problem: BODY: These are the rules, no exceptions especially 15. 1. Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his fellow partygoers. 2. Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella. 3. It is ok for a man to cry under the following circumstances: a. When a heroic dog dies to save its master b. The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse c. After wrecking your boss' Ferrari d. One hour, 12 minutes, 37 seconds into The Crying Game e. When your Date is using her teeth 4. Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours. 5. Acceptable excuse for not helping a friend move a. Your legs have been severed in a freak threshing accident 6. Acceptable excuse for not helping a friend of a friend move: a. You'd rather stay home and watch speed buggy reruns 7. If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever, unless you actually marry her. 8. The minimum amount of time you have to wait for a guy who's running late is 5 minutes. Maximum waiting time: 6 minutes. For a girl, you have to wait 10 minutes for every point of hotness she scores on the classic 1-10 scale. 9. Bitching about the brand of free beer in a buddy's fridge is forbidden. Gripe at will if the temperature is unsuitable. 10. No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man. (In fact, even remembering your buddy's birthday is strictly optional.) 11. On a road trip, the strongest bladder determines pit stops, not the weakest. 12. While your girlfriend must bond with your buddies' girlfriends within 30 minutes of meeting them, you are not required to make nice with her gal pals' significant dick-heads--- low level sports
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A: SUBJECT: Unclassified rules

Problem: BODY: Hi Girls, I just wanted to say thank you for the flowers. They were beautiful and still in great shape when I left on Tuesday. They were peach and yellow roses with red eucalyptus berries, baby's breath, and greenery. The bow was strands of yellow and brown raffia. Don't know how ya'll knew, but peach is my favorite color rose and yellow is my second favorite. I really appreciate it. My mother and my sister said to tell ya'll that was the prettiest bouquet we received, and it was. We had it on a table at the funeral home with various pictures and other mementos of my daddy's life. I left them on my mother's coffee table so she could enjoy them. She commented on them each day, so I know they have given her much pleasure. Thanks again and love to all of you. I'm looking forward to fun, sun,
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SUBJECT: THANK YOU