Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer: It was a interesting place. It had a unusual decor for a 24 hour restaurant. It was dark and they used a lot purple and blue colored lights. I went there for breakfast. I had the San Francisco Joe's Special, which consisted of scrambled eggs, meat, and cheese sauce on top of two baked potato skin. It was well made and tasty. It arrived very quickly. However, it did took a little while for me to be served or noticed by the waitstaff. Moreover, they were very slow in clearing the table. They just did not feel like clearing the tables after the previous customers left. Even though the restaurant had few customers, there were only a few good places to sit down. I was not that impressed with the customer service. I recieved better customer service from a typical Denny's.

Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer: Went for lunch, after reading good reviews. I ordered a fish taco, which was supposed to be good according to what i had read on yelp and urban. Our food came out, after about 30 min. Apparently, when they say fried fish with avocado, they meant a whole fillet of oily, battered (not-crisp) fish with a whole avocado sliced into thick strips and crammed into a 12 inch tortilla shell on a bed of fries. It was absolutely disgusting. The price per the amount of food was absurd, which begged me to assume the quality of the ingredients must be low. I'm talking about two to three meals worth of food. Best part of the meal though was after we finished eating we find ourselves unable to find our server. We had seen her step outside a few minutes prior and we just assumed she had come back or would come back, so we wait. Ten. fifteen. twenty minutes. Finally we just assumed we would never see her again and we went to the bar and asked the bartender to access our check. We paid and left - never to return.

Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer:
I want to start off, I love Target. Throw a SUPER in front of it = OMG! This Target is rated 4 starts because I am not loving the lay out. It is a little confusing in the toilertries/comestics/medicine/air fresheners area. I had to go and forth a few times. It is big, clean, well lit, large selections, and just SUPER!