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An example of an positive review: Enormous bakery. Plenty of places to sit, but watch out. This place can get CROWDED. Just as my party of 8 got in line and ordered, a group of THIRTY TEENAGERS swarmed inside. You could see the faces of the people behind the counter fall, well, except for the one guy whose shift was about to end. He was relieved. I got an eclair and DEAR GOD IT WAS DECADENT. I also took home a croissant with me and had it the next morning. A little stale, but it was still very fine. Very fine indeed. There is about every French pastry in the book here. What a gem. Find out when the off-hours are and visit at those times because I have seen this place as a madhouse.

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An example of an negative review: In a word "Yeeeuck". Dingy, strangely laid out with poor service. DO NOT - I repeat DO NOT EAT HERE. We had lunch in the coffee shop and it was awful. The server had no problem taking the most offensive dishes off the tab which was good but also lead me to believe that they know how wretched the food is. Stay somewhere farther up the strip and actually get something nice. We stayed here because that's where the wedding party was but had I known how junky this place was, I would have booked us at NY NY or TI.

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An example of an positive review: I have been here three or four times for lunch. It's pretty close to my work, so it's very convenient. I have had the meatball parm and sausage parm sandwiches. Both were very good. My friend has tried the chicken parm sandwich and liked that as well. I've also tried the garlic knots, and while I liked them not sure if I'd order them again. Not because they're "knot" good, but because the sandwich fills me up and I wasn't able to finish them. Maybe I'd get them and share. I haven't tried the pizza yet...maybe next time.

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An example of an negative review: As an Old Town local, I think I've been to every single restaurant/bar here at least once. I can honestly say I have never been treated so terribly at a restaurant in my life as I was treated here. There was even a situation where a sauce ramekin fell off my wife's plate, and the bartender was extremely rude. He blamed her for the mess and said she should clean it up. He even made a scene in front of other bar patrons about it. I'm not sure what his problem was. But the staff made this a terrible experience for us. We ended up leaving after that. Staff - NO STARS. Drinks - Overpriced for the little return. This is another place where they came up with "signature" drinks that aren't anything special but overpriced. Food - 1 star. The chef tried to be too creative here. Keep the food delicious, not too experimental. We tried the fried cauliflower. Yes, it was just as it sounds. No thanks. Also, just a side note: I'm not sure if it's a hipster thing or what... But the employees seemed kind of dirty. Like they didn't shower regularly. Not someone I want to handle my food. Not good for a place hoping to earn repeat customers. Just my two cents. Just a bad experience overall.