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Output: Great place to relax and getaway from the vegas strip! Lots of competition near by but I was completely satisfied!

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Output: Terrific local pub with nice service and great decor. If there were more pubs like this in California I'd certainly be an alcoholic!

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Output: I went to Lulu's last week with a bunch of my friends for dinner. The one plus side is that this place is really, really cheap. Unfortunately, that's one of the only good things. One of my friends told that the pad thai here is her absolute favorite. Well, since pad thai is one of my favorite foods of all time, I obviously had to try it. Firstly, it was really nothing like real pad thai. The sauce was dark brown (unlike pad thai sauce should be) and it was ridiculously sweet. If anything, it tasted more like pad see-ew. Also, I felt like I was nearly eating soup because my food was swimming in the sauce. My girlfriend got bibimbap, which is another dish we absolutely love. Traditionally it's served in a ceramic pot that keeps it cooking when you get it, and the pot is filled with delicious rice and vegetables and topped with kimchi and sides of delicious sauces and more kimchi. We got a bowl that was literally just steamed white rice and vegetables and maybe two little pieces of mediocre kimchi. Absolutely no seasoning or flavor. The sauce the served it with was ok, but it didn't make up for the lack of taste the rest of the food had. Oh, I did get a mango milk tea for dessert, and it was pretty good. It had hardly any tapioca pearls in it... I'm really not usually negative, but this place just didn't do it for me. I was really disappointed with my food.

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I had my assistant call the Cracked Egg to ask for an owner I could send the below letter to. "Curtis" got on the phone, wouldn't give his last name, and yelled at my assistant! So with no other outlet than Yelp, here's the letter: To Whom It May Concern: I live very near the new Cracked Egg restaurant at Charleston and Hualapai. My inquisitive 3-year-old daughter watched with great anticipation as the new "muffin store" was being built, and the morning of 4/27/14 I took her there (she was very excited). I would normally bring my wife and 1-year-old son, but my wife was home sick with a cold. What followed was the worst customer service experience of my life. Given the recent opening of the restaurant, wait staff and hostesses were understandably unpracticed and the operation wasn't running as smoothly as I expect it will over time. However, when I complained to the manager about needlessly waiting for 15 minutes after it was our turn to be seated, a man approached me, and with no introduction or conversation, promptly escorted me out the front door (my 3-year-old daughter riding on my hip), and rudely and loudly told me to "get in my car, leave, and never come back." I encouraged him to listen to me, his customer, and he rudely told me "look around, are you the only one here with an infant?" I'm not a loud, large, or scary-looking man; in fact, I'm a 47-year-old, well-respected member of the business community. I serve on two high profile community boards, and own and operate a small, local business. Suffice it to say, I've never been banned from any establishment, and found the whole experience horrifying, especially in light of having my young daughter with me. The saddest part of this experience is my 3-year-old daughter now speaks (unsolicited) about the "bad man at the Cracked Egg who wouldn't let us have pancakes and bacon." She shouldn't have to worry about facing hostility at any of our neighborhood establishments. It's shameful. Sincerely, Jeff G.