Problem: Write a positive (OPTIONS:
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A: After eating so badly the whole weekend we had to turn to Yelp for something hearty and I was specifically craving wonton soup so we came upon Beijing Noodle Cafe to try. They had lunch specials at the time we came so we decided to order a chicken and broccoli entree which comes with soup, rice, a fried wonton. I decided to get my wonton noodle soup which was also available on their lunch specials for $6.95. There were a lot of reviews raving about their dumplings as well so we had to order some beef and onion pan fried dumplings. Everything came out shortly except the dumplings since they took a bit longer. I really enjoyed our meal especially the wonton noodle soup. They used a slightly thicker noodle than I'm used to but it was still delicious. I'm sure they can substitute for different noodles if asked. Our overall total came out to be less than $20 which is not bad at all! We left full and ready for the long drive home.
Q: negative

A: Classic bad customer experience. Really bad customer service and over all experience. I bought the groupon now for a $10 private training or group training session and was so excited to for a good work out with a trainer. I've belonged to other gyms and have had wonderful experience with other personal trainers. I called bright and early and Seth was good at responding efficiently and we set up a time for later that morning. I showed up and the equipment was a little old and worn (the lady next to me on the stair machine said her machine was broken) but whatever its not the equipment that counts its the trainer. He had me do 5 minutes of warm up cardio and a 15 minute assesment so we he could see where my level of fitness was at. After I completed the assessment, he continued to ask me if I would be interested in training at his gym after our session and I politely said No because it was so far from where I live. At this point he said "Okay thank you for coming in, there's nothing else I can do for you." I replied that the groupon was for an hour and didn't mention anything about having to continue service with him or at that gym to receive an hour of personal training and he could please show me anything else. He refused and sent me on my way. I spent a total of 20 minutes there. Don't waste you time on this groupon or on this trainer.
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer: Holy shit , where do you start with this one. If McDonald's where serving sushi , it would have to be better than the dung sandwich i was served here. They try to fool you by showing this impressive selection of rolls, all with clever names, but they all have the same items in them, eel, Salmon ,crab, and a sauce. deep fried. The soft shell crab I ordered had a beer batter on it. I am not kidding , like it was a cheap onion ring. The salmon eggs must have came from a bait shop, they had no flavor, and I hope to hell I'm not going to vomit them through my nose tonight. The topper was when I ordered Toro, It was light green with a funny slime on it. I told the waiter i didn't want to die today and sent it back, and asked for the check. I feel lucky to get out of this place alive. If you want to get back at someone , get them a gift certificate from this shithole.
Input: OPTIONS:
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Output: I used to be a Los Sombrero's local. Started going (1998) before they were in their current location. The past few years Los Sombreros has gone hill. Increasing prices and food not as good. Marg's are subpar now. Los Sombrero's is no longer living up to what it used to be. Food is still good, just no longer great. All great things change and I am sad to see Los Sombreros change for the worse. The original chef/owner Jeff Smedstad has left and started Elote in Sedona - I must try there as I here it's what Los Sombreros used to be.
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output: The fried rice appetizer was really greasy and not anything special. The menu is really confusing to someone like us that never had this type of food before. "Chashu, Kikurage, Menma, Umeboshi, Mayu"? What are these ingredients? the menu should explain what these are, we did understand "green onion". Our server was a Spanish speaker and we could not understand what she was telling us, I am sorry, but it's the truth, she was nice, but we didn't understand her at all. We couldn't tell much difference between the pork and the chicken except for the fat on the pork. The Lobster Ramen was sold out even though we came in at 6pm. My tonkotsu broth was white and very bland. I started to put all kinds of condiments into the mix to see if I could work up the watery flavor but it ended up as a mess. My wife's broth was a salt bomb and made her feel bad afterwards. I now feel overly salty too. Simple things like the soy sauce was difficult to manage, there is a little red sticker with directions on it, but it was in Japanese so I just started to shake it and the soy sauce started to dribble out, they need to get traditional soy sauce dispensers. We really like sushi and Japanese food, but I guess this type of food is not for us. We left feeling greasy, salty and bland all at the same time. The table next to us had a bloody red center bone from the chicken wing appetizer. I am glad we didn't order that and feel sorry for the man that ate it. I love noodles, this type was not for us.
Input: OPTIONS:
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For everyone's sake of a possible future trip to Sushi Ken, let me just tell you now: dont. 1 star for location--close to home 1 star for clean water glass and not bad tasting tap water total= 2 stars. Notice there are no stars for their food. I read a number of reviews before coming here and so many people raved about this being the best Japanese food in the valley...well, i can assure that does NOT include their sushi. That's all i got (they should probably change their name btw!) and it truly was just bad. Yes, it was edible, but hardly. Another reviewer mentioned that when getting his rolls he didn't pay attention to them making the rolls because he was eating his miso soup and edamame...well i fell prey to this as well. The first part of my spicy tuna roll was pretty good, but the pieces were overly large (4 of them) compared to the other 4...When i finally reached the other 4 pieces i noticed the consistency changed: the rice was hard and chewy and the tuna was dry and just not appetizing. I also ordered a California roll...the crab was dry, the avacado was brown and again, the rice was hard. Now, Sir who is "making" my sushi rolls RIGHT in front of me....how many times did you have to sneak each piece over to complete my order without me seeing/knowing? I saw you make my to-go order fresh--as i watched you the entire time. Not cool. Do yourself a favor and try another sushi place. I can't speak for anything else but their sushi, but i would NOT recommend this place to one single person. Not even a person i hated. And to be quite honest, i feel as though i should take a star away for as awful as i feel right now--i didn't even finish 2 rolls. There is no reason for me to feel this way....just saying.