Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: Very disappointed! I spent $12 on 2 sides of veggies thinking I would have leftovers to take with me on the plane.... NOT! I ordered the collards and maybe had enough for 3 bites! I work for a major airline, and I can guarantee I will not recommend this place! They need to either come down on prices or ramp up the portions!
Q: negative

A: I walked into the 'barber' shop and asked to get a lineup. All of the seats were open and some girl, I'm assuming the manager, said i don't do lineups. I pulled out a couple hundred dollars and said that's too bad and walked out. What a dump and even worse service.
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer: Eh, not a fan. I'm actually surprised by the majority of the reviews I've read. I'm going to preface this by admitting that we decided to stop here after spending most of the afternoon at Papago playing darts and dodging meth heads. Lot's and lot's of beer was involved but trust me when I say that alcohol in no way impairs my judgment when it comes to quality food. If anything I'd say I tend to be more forgiving. The decor is dated and kitschy. I'm all for quirky and authentic when dining...I can even appreciate sketchy if it's done right. This was more on par with a typical chain Italian place complete with cheesy piped 'That's Amore' type music. The server struggled a bit to open the bottle of wine (I was NOT DRIVING MOM) and never smiled. The service wasn't awful by any means, just awkward and a little funeral-esque. The food was okay. Not terrible but nothing standout. The salads were boring and dressed very heavily as if they were ashamed themselves of how boring they were..... 'if I close my eyes and shroud myself in ranch dressing maybe you can't see how uninspired I am.' meh.. My entree (veal maybe? crap, I can't remember) was a little tough, pretty bland and flavorless. My dates pasta dish looked decent but I didn't try it so I can't really comment. I believe he said 'it's good' with the side to side head bob. Coming from him, I translate that as unimpressed, so there you go. The fried zucchini was just that. Reminiscent of my chain steakhouse server days. Yes, it was fresh and not frozen but that is hardly a big deal. Let's be honest, the ONLY place that should be serving frozen zucchini better also have a fucking drive through and as we've already established, ranch dressing is the devil's concealer, masking any imperfections so ya.... who knows if it was any good. All in all a pretty mediocre experience. I'm officially on the lookout for tasty Italian as Lo Cascio didn't really satisfy. Maybe next time.
Input: OPTIONS:
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Generate a positive review for a place
Output: This was stop number 2 on our taco trek UYE. I have had Taqueria El Pastorcito bookmarked ever since I heard the al pastor tacos here were the best in town, so I was eager to see if it lived up to my favorite al pastor tacos over at Tacos El Gordo. I noticed as we pulled up to Taqueria El Pastorcito (and luckily found a parking spot) a large group in front of the taco stand before yelp could even show up and take over. There is parking, but it is limited so be prepared to possibly park along the side street of Taqueria El Pastorcito. Since there was such a group already and yelpers were now arriving, I was confused to where we were supposed to order at, but a man guided us over to his line and took our order. I asked about the "Suadero" (beef brisket) and he said to wait a minute..... so I waited.... and he came back with a plate of suadero for me to sample just to make sure I liked it. I was surprised at the amount he gave me to try! All I needed was a tortilla to wrap around it and I would have had a taco! I took the plate of suadero over to a group of yelpers to try so I could save my appetite for a couple tacos. I ordered a "Al Pastor Taco" and a "Suadero Taco" both with pineapple. These tacos were $2 each. The al pastor taco came with pineapple yet the suadero didn't. WTH? The pineapple and corn tortillas weren't a favorite of mine at all. The corn tortillas were greasy and tough. I wish I had stopped at the condiment bar next the al pastor spit/rotisserie just to help the tortilla go down better. The pineapple was kind of mushy and cut into smaller chunks then I'm used to. The suadero was obviously delicious or I wouldn't have ordered it after sampling it. I recommend everyone try the suadero at least once! The al pastor was also delicious. Very flavorful and lives up to the hype. This is also a must try! Now do I like the pastor here better then Tacos El Gordo? HECK NO! Tacos El Gordo FTW! Taqueria El Pastorcito has a covered/caged (sounds spooky but don't even trip) seating area. I think this is a plus since most taco trucks/stands do not. Taqueria El Pastorcito offers too many menu items to mention, but they have the usual tacos, burritos, quesadillas and tortas. I saw another person who got a torta and holy cow they are h-u-g-e! I want to come back and try a al pastor torta ( I hear it has fresh avocado and tomatoes on it too!) and the "Al Pastor con Queso Taco" to give melted cheese a try on my al pastor taco. Don't be scared of the neighborhood, just have an open mind and enjoy!
input: Write a positive yelp review (OPTIONS:
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output: Good food! Have been searching for a reasonable Mexican restaurant in tempe for a while now. The first time I drove by I didn't stop because it didn't look like a sit down restaurant. After reading some yelp reviews I decides to give it a go. I am glad I did. It was priced very fairly. Their specials are awesomely priced, and very tastey. Great rolled tacos with rice and beans. Pretty good salsa too. Little upset at the lack of free chips/salsa, but overall a dinner for two and chips was under $20. I'll take that any day of the week. I plan to return soon.
Problem: What would be an example of an positive (OPTIONS:
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Answer:
great price. for chicken & ribs