input: Write a negative yelp review.
output: Awful! Do not order from them! Placed a delivery order at 7:45pm, and finally received food an hour and a half later. We called to find out where the food was, and they blamed heavy traffic. If only there were a way we could know whether the traffic is bad...oh yeah, IT'S THE LAS VEGAS STRIP! Anyone who's been here longer than 5 minutes should know the traffic will be heavy. So we finally get the food and then we get to discover how bad it is. In all fairness, the pizza was okay. Not great, but passable. We also ordered spaghetti and meatballs, and it was the worst spaghetti I've ever had. Tasted like someone boiled a bunch of pasta and dumped canned tomatoes over it, which is probably exactly what they did. Disgusting. Not nearly worth what they charged, and definitely not worth a 90-minute wait. NEVER AGAIN. YOU'VE BEEN WARNED.
input: Write a negative yelp review.
output: Well just called for a simple togo and I asked," Can I still place a to go?" I ask because I work in a kitchen and it is close to closing time , so if they are already shutting down , I understand. Guy on phone answers back with, " if you want". Why would I ask? Wth. He says hold on one sec and five minutes into my phone wait, still holding but my grip has weakened and so has my love for this place. I go here 3-4 times a month and than I get this. All I wanted was rice, shishitos, tuna tataki, and cajun albacore. In restaurants you have to be consistent, it's not about being escoffier one day and a burger king line cook the next. If your consistent , eventually that consistency will turn into greatness. Unfortunately this place obviously has workers in here who do not meet the consistency accord and do not want to be great. Huge disappointment, one that I will share with all my restaurant comrades .
input: Write a positive yelp review.
output:
I came here with Jenny L for a catch up dinner and to try out this tucked-away restaurant up Bruntsfield way. I went for a bowl of soup for starters, the veggie mezze platter for mains with a side of chips. I was too stuffed for pudding! The food here is home-made, fresh and unusual. My soup was very tasty - barley broth if I remember correctly - and was meant to come with kidney something or other (except it didn't as the kitchen was out). So an odd and interesting combo. And very nice too! The mezze platter was weirdness personified, but not in a bad way. I've never seen a mezze plate like it (see pics!). There were some very, very strong flavours and everything struck me as just a bit out of left field. The baba ganoush was extremely smoky, there were pickled carrots that tasted like coffee and hard-boiled eggs that had something extra added. It was an odd plate of food. Just a bit weird.... I kept calling my plate the David Lynch of dinners, haha. And it was! I would definitely come back here to try more of the menu and find out what oddities and delights await my palate...