Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer: I ordered the Texas "Moo Shroom" Po Boy and it was delicious. Portabella, caramelized onions, red peppers and espresso bbq sauce? UNF. Seriously though, that sauce was amazing. The thyme fries were perfectly seasoned and not at all greasy. They were a little thin and "stick-like" for my preference but I still ate all of them! That's the only reason I gave the place four stars instead of five. I had no complaints about the staff and my order was brought to my table in no time. I'll definitely be returning to Green!

Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer: I will only take my vehicles to Kitchell's Service Dept., regardless of what is needed. From basic oil changes to complete engine diagnostics and major work, they are equipped to handle it and will do it. Unfortunately, their service isn't available for everyone, you have to be within a certain square mile radius of them, but fortunately, my office is less than 5 miles away. They even drop off and pick up. They have great, experienced mechanics and their customer service is above and beyond. They not only know what to look for, but they provide options for fixes. They are also fast and honest. Aaron and his team are the best. If you are lucky enough to be near them, I highly recommend trying them out with your vehicles!

Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer:
I've enjoyed dinners at BLT and decided to take friends for luncheon. The lunch experience was pretty bad. The server was ruthlessly inquisitive regarding our personal histories. We've shared enough, stop asking already. The food was quite disappointing. The burger was too tall to fit into a human mouth. And where was that sauce that the menu advertised? Sounded good, I wonder what it would taste like. The lobster salad was over-herbed. Way over. The popover rolls were overly hard-crunchy-crusty on the outside and undercooked-doughy on the inside. However, (like Woody Allen says), they were quite large. The stack of onion rings was the worst I have come across. Half-fried and greezey. I was stunned by the unpalatable cuisine that BLT put on the table. There are other places to have a nice lunch.