IN: Basically , Bec wanted a certain role that was going in the company , and she was perfect for it . Hell , she was already doing that role regularly as part of her position , but this was an ' offical role ' for the state . But in actuality , she was never going to get the role , and they 'd already decided on someone , so the whole thing about advertising it was just a PR stunt to give people false hope . But see , the person they 'd already chosen was NEVER going to take the role , and they knew that too ! !
Why was n't she going to get the role ?

OUT: Someone else was going to be given it .

IN: I mean really , it 's not even expensive I do n't understand why people just did n't buy the real one ( ok , sell outs aside .... because I do get that it sold out everywhere the second they got it and crashed a website or two ... but that 's not the point ) . I sound like a snob . It 's really really awful .
What may be the reason to buy the fake one ?

OUT: The real one was sold out .

IN: In this fast paced world where we want everything now , we often forget about the simplest things in life and how important some of these simple things can be to our overall health . What am I talking about ? Well , one of the simplest and best things in life ( also one of the healthiest ) is to take the time out to smell the roses . Learn to relax and enjoy mother nature .
What might happen if we appreciate the simple things ?

OUT:
We would unwind and improve our lives .