Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A: When I took my daughter here, we received what I would call "average service" from what amounted to a strip mall spa. It was "all right". The masseuse I got had strong hands and was nice but he must have had something that didn't agree with him for lunch or he hadn't had lunch yet because his tummy kept making weird noises. It was hard to ignore since his stomach was right next to my head. Fast forward 5 months. I haven't been back to the business but suddenly they're spamming me constantly. They texted me no less than 8 times one day with offers, coupons and requests for me to return. After a week of getting no less than 4 text messages a day from them I called to complain. They took me off the messaging service. But guess what? They didn't take me off their email spammer. So I am still getting deluged with their garbage. Save your keystrokes; I did hit the unsubscribe button. Now I don't like leaving negative reviews but these folks just don't understand media marketing. Don't go to this spa unless you really like getting spammed with ads through every media outlet possible. The service was OK but certainly not worth all the junk and hoop-jumping to avoid it.

Problem: Write a positive yelp review.
A: While driving home yesterday, I spotted a new place. This place seemed to just POP up! Went home and grabbed the wife for some healthy grub. When we arrived we were greeted by a nice guy who introduced us to the menu and told us that the place just opened that afternoon. He recommended a few things off of the menu and we went up to order. At the counter, I ordered the steak, tomatoes, and potatoes and my wife ordered the veggie burger. There were a few hiccups at the counter, but that could be expected being a brand new restaurant. No worries for us. The waitress told us that there was an "grand opening party" going on and that we could sit anywhere we could find a seat. The steak, tomatoes, and potatoes and the veggie burger were great. Saying all that, there was one issue, the restaurant was incredibly hot, and probably because the there were so many people there. The food was delicious, so it made up for it. Near the end of the meal, a waitress asked if we wanted dessert. We had the chocolate cookie, which was warm and delicious. Greeters - 5 Stars Wait staff/counter - 3 Stars (new girl in a new restaurant) Food - 4 Stars Dessert - 4 Stars Ambiance - 2 Stars (because of the heat) Pricing - $$ Overall - 4 Stars (Lyfe Kitchen could easily be 5 stars)

Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A:
I hate to give this place 1 star but my recent experiences were horrible. I use to dine at this restaurant often with my family. The more we go, service decreased. Our water cups never get filled. The very last time I was there, I found a gnat in my pho. Although I have eaten about 50% of the medicore pho, they asked if I wanted another bowl. I said no; I was there on my lunch break. No time to wait for another bowl. I got up to pay for my bill and to my surprise, there was no discount or any sort of accommodation. I am disappointed with them and will not be back.