Problem: Write a positive (OPTIONS:
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A: seit 15 jahren ist gmx mein mailprovider, meine hundert adressen verteilen sich rund um den globus. bestes virenprogramm, gunstigzuverlassige flatrate und das provisionsprogramm spult monatliche belobigungen in mein postfach. ich bin half-biker, ride my gmx..
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A: Tastiest broth in town! Very authentic and aromatic! Instant orgasm of the senses as the taste fills your mouth while the vapors of steamy aromatic spices of all that's great ventilates up your nose! The best Pho you will ever have! Cooked in the hottest and most well seasoned wok in town! You will be emotional when you start seeing the bottom of the bowl! All good things must come to a end they say!...... I'm fat so I usually just order another! I've been to almost every Vietnamese restaurant in the valley since 1999 and this place is number one! No matter what you order its the best! I have been eating here since they opened in 2001. I was lucky and blessed enough to almost live behind it a few years while I was a student at PIMA medical institute. We would eat there twice a day often... lunch and dinner. I even use to sneak a meal in before my wife got home.... not because I was fat but because she was tired of the same thing everyday and enjoyed my cooking! I have brought other Pho connoisseurs here that were visiting me from San Diego, Hilo Hawaii , LA, Las Vegas, Cleveland, and the east coast and all agree it's the some of best! The spring rolls and beef rolls are by far the freshest and most tasty you will ever eat. The only thing you will not find here is Banh Mi(sandwiches). They stopped making them about 6 years ago. I think that someone put pressure on them to stop selling them since their is well know Vietnamese sandwich shop from LA that opened up not to far away (Lee's) about the time they stopped making them! Such a shame because they were the best! Makes me wonder! The number 9 is my favorite! Rare beef with well cooked beef. The stew is mazing but not always available. Their pork chop with baked egg and shredded pork is amazing! The Imperial rolls outstanding and crunchy! Freshest spring rolls in town with the best peanut sauce around! House fried rice is full of treasures! Not the nicest building... it originally was a Taco Bell in the 80s then some dumpy shitty greasy strange mix sorry excuse for Asian food before these brilliant straight off the boat beautiful young Vietnamese family turned it into heaven! So though its a old run down restaurant with layer after layer of paint and cracked windows its some of the best food you will ever eat and so darn cheap you can feed the family even in this economy! Vietnamese coffee. Hot and iced. Thai tea with or without Boba. Salted lemonade and sodas. The water is not the best! Though it's filtered it still taste like it came from canals! Your welcome to bring in your own! The small kitchen and tiny beat down walk-in forces them to use fresh ingredients daily! Since it's located across from Mesa Community college it can be packed during lunch time fall and spring semesters! The seating is always limited anyhow to around 12 tables... only two tables can seat a party of 6 .Most of the tables can seat 2-4 only! Don't plan on using the restrooms here since they usually are locked or out of order do to vandalism since they are located in the back of the building! Plenty of parking at night but can be tight in mid week during lunch. Don't forget to tip them well since they work their asses off 7 days week only taking vacation every few years! If I ever it the lottery I'm going to hire them to be my personal chefs! One of the worst things in my life to happen was becoming disabled and losing everything forcing me to move away! The disability part is ok as well as the losing everything I worked for but the 200 miles distance from me to Pho Nhat has been depressing! We really do miss it and only get to eat here few times a year now! We have even rented a car and got a room to just eat here for lunch then have dinner at Blue Adobe then next day on way home have Pho again! It's that effing good! Enjoy! I hope to see you there soon!
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer: This place doesn't even deserve a star. These people are shady and are only after your money. I would consider another massage place before landing on this one. The "manager" is seriously something else she doesn't know how to run a business properly. Besides, the front desk girls have ALWAYS been rude and will not take no for an answer when you tell them you don't want a membership. It's things like this that's make you thick twice about coming in. First off you're here to relax NOT be pressured into anything after you're all nice and relaxed. How ever there's pleanty of nice spas out there that WILL NOT be rude and pressure you into things. Also another thing these therapist must have lost their "touch" also. These are just half assed massages you could probably get a way better massage at a student clinc. They probably will not jip you of your time on the massage also. Beware that they're just after your money not to help you're overal health and body.
Input: OPTIONS:
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Output: There are not many wonderful old Vegas left in town. My first trip to Golden Steer was a wonderful experience, fun full of history and great food. TIMES HAVE CHANGED. I will say the waiters are still very attentive and full of stories about the glory days of the Golden Steer - we heard our waiter tell 4 tables the same story. The decor fairly rundown but you can overlook it at times to try and get into the spirit of old Las Vegas. The food tonight just plain not good and far too expensive for what it was. The shortcuts are evident and the quality compeltely gone. The frozen lobster tail was $100. The New York steak had a prime rib au jus poured on top that shouldn't be there and on top of that was so obviously from a powdered packet that it was insulting. The waiter suggested a twice baked potato that tasted like it had been in the refrigerator since my last visit two years ago. The whole experience made me sad as we are obviously losing another Vegas landmark, as return customers at this time must be few and far between. Bottom line we could have spent the same money or less at Botero or Scarpetta and been wowed by the food - truth is being mugged for the $500 would have been less painful then this meal.
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output: Got seated at the bar, menu etc. Another waiter told me to leave and the manager had no backbone to resolve the mess. The food is ok but the place is run poorly.
Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A:
The first thing that comes to mind when I think of Fat Tuesday is "dark" and "dirty", each vying for the position of first. This is the kind of place where underage ASU kids sneak in and a frat boy roofies a girl's drink and catches her alone in the dark, grimy, secluded bathroom area. I'm serious. It's that bad. This is not comparable to the daiquiri/margarita slush deals in Vegas either. The overjuiced Pauly D look-a-like bartender would not leave us alone, and kept regaling us with tales of why girlfriends and boyfriends are a waste of time and you should just kick em to the curb in the morning.... Thanks for the advice, broseph, I'll be sure to tell my boyfriend that. And speaking of the hangovers: You know how I knew I was going to get a hangover? Not because of the alcohol in my drink, but because of the sugar. It was like they dumped 10 lbs of sugar in each machine. And guess when I got that hangover? Not 20 minutes after finishing my drink. Talk about feeling like crap, ingest 300 grams of sugar along with probably 3 shots of rum blended with ice. BLECK.