Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Example Input: We come into the middle of an argument on the sidewalk. Both men
Example Output: whisper into each other's eyes.

Example Input: He puts shaving cream on the man's face. He then
Example Output: dries wax on his mouth and rubs his legs.

Example Input: The uniformed Guard opens the door, allows the man to go in. After a moment, the Guard comes out and the uniformed Guard
Example Output:
strolls over, followed by someone while other children walk in with help.