Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: Rude uncaring staff at this place. I can understand why this hotel company as not made a profit in 6 years. I would have guessed a monkey is in charge with no idea what he is doing! The first issue was I booked a room with 2 queen beds and was given a room with 2 doubles. The room is tiny and reminds me of a college dorm room. I called the front desk and was told that's the way it is now. Great service! The second issue was checking in. They have no lines you just stand someplace in front of the desk and hope to be next. People are all over wondering what to do. The third issue was only 3 elevators work in the whole building. The place normally has 11 elevators so imagine the wait times. Each time we dared to go to the room it was a 20 minute wait each way. The 4th problem I had was they did away with platinum members checking in VIP. It's an inconvenience and slap in the face to people that spend thousands at this property to get a benefit taken away. I forgot the swimming pool is also closed due to remodel but they don't tell you till they get your money.
Q: negative

A: This place is no longer Gus's. New ownership changed it to NY Pizza and Bar. Pizza is still pretty good on the right nights and they still have a $5 cheese pizza on happy hour... But there is a high turnover on staff and it seems like the new owner is experimenting with his menu. He took all the yummy Mediterranean dishes off the menu, including the house hummus and made it strictly Italian food... NY style? All I have to say to NY Pizza and bar: good luck competing with Red White and Brew, Pachino's, and Venezia's NY pizza. :( My money says this place doesn't last much longer than the other 3 restaurants at this location that failed before this one. Very disappointed; I may not return.
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer: All I can say is, I really hope this place was having a bad day. I was really hoping this place would be good. I loved their sign out front and was hoping for a new place to go...but I guess not. When you first walk in, there is no real clear direction as to where you go to order. I walked up to where they were making sandwiches for another customer and stood there. There were two people behind the counter making sandwiches. One left to ring a customer up and came back. All along, for the 5 minutes I was standing there, nobody said "we'll be right with you", "Hello", nothing. I didn't even get eye contact, but I suppose that would have meant they would have had to say something. I finally got an "Are you ready?", which as a side note I thought was somewhat rude. You can't even give me a "Hello. How may I help you?" Just an "Are you ready?" as if I had been making him wait a long time before making my decision. No... I was waiting on you. But I digress. I ordered and decided to get my sandwich to go because the environment wasn't much to look at and it felt claustrophobic. The food meh and made with what seemed like bagged bread. You can look at my photos to see what I got. I think they speak for themselves.
Input: OPTIONS:
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Output: If you like grease, check it out! They serve grease in all forms at this fine establishment -- glistening on the surface of shreds and slabs of quivering meats, whipped into a slime and drizzled atop grilled-flesh-covered french fries, plastered on walls and windows and employees' faces...you can even get your grease as a sort of lacquer coating on grilled onions and jalapenos! They serve ALL FOUR grease food groups here! If you're an unhealthful, grease-lapping fatass, you'll dig it. But if you're a fitness-obsessed health nut who happens to be drunk and stumbling down the street at 3am, you'll like it too... shamefully enough. The best thing here is the people watching. It's ALWAYS packed with an amazing assortment of Mexican families, couples, kids, chunties and cholos. Even at 3am, there are familias with little kids sitting around eating and laughing and bullshitting! Since I find the food so abhorrent, I prefer to do my watching from the street, looking through the giant plate-glass windows at the hordes of obese people shoving greasy strips of meat into their greasy pieholes. It's like watching the Mexican version of Caligula, without all the Penthouse Pets. On the plus side, the staff is VERY friendly, even to drunken gueras like me. But even that won't really get me to come back here...unless I happen to be stumblingly drunk and starving in the immediate vicinity. And I live right down the block.... D'OH!
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output: I walked in here feeling amazing, so you would imagine my surprise when I walked out basically having my day completely turned upside down. The staff is extremely rude unless you're a usual or a instructor. It took about 15 minutes for my smoothie and my wrap. And there was no one ahead of me,nor where they busy. The smoothie was extremely tart. However I don't like to judge on first visits so on my second visit I was about 3rd in line, to where there was one cashier... I understand you need to be friendly or want to catch up but that doesn't mean 15 minute conversations. Besides that the wraps are good, not in love with the watered down smoothie or $5 small vegan cupcakes. Prices are somewhat ridiculous. Basically I would not sip the koolaid. You can make basically all the smoothies and wraps yourself. Save yourself the trouble and dont go. Extra star because ambiance is pretty chill and nice.
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I consider Monterrey the standard for really good 'dive' Mexican food. There is nothing gourmet about it and you can order by number. The menu comes with pictures and you get a side of refried beans with almost everything. The waitstaff is friendly and actually speaks Spanish. And the salsa - oooh how I crave the salsa. Whenever I'm in town, I require a trip here!