IN: I turned down every date , never answered calls from new guys and generally was content to hang around someone in a " relationship " that was fated to end , eventually leaving me in the same boat as I was six months before . So here I am . I ' ve decided finally that I needed to make a change .
What will I do after deciding to make a change ?

OUT: I will reach out to new single guys .

IN: SO FUNNY . Seriously things like this only happen to me which is a nice story . So he still doens't believe me and I said this stupid line that I can never take back . " Whatever Wade , if you do n't beleive me , go " So what was his glorious responce to that ?
Why does Wade refuse to believe the narrator ?

OUT: The narrator 's story is outrageous

IN: Well I missed The Living End show opportunity , but it was because I was bloody asleep in bed when the tickets went on sale as a result of me getting sick on Wednesday . Long story short , Mum got gastro on Monday , and it hit me Wednesday afternoon . Cue Thursday and a chunk of today being bloody miserable .
What can be assumed about why the author was unable to get tickets to the show upon waking ?

OUT:
Tickets sold out before the author was awake and could purchase them