Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A: Blanco Tacos seems like a great place to enjoy happy hour ... inviting bar that allows you to sit outdoors or indoors, great happy hour prices for both drinks and food... And then there is reality. I sat down and the bar and was greeted by the bartender, who offered me a dinner menu, asked what I wanted to drink, and asked if I wanted chips and salsa. I ordered a beer in an unfrosted glass, and said I would love some chips and salsa. The beer came as promised. Props for having Torpedo on tap. Another couple sat down next to me, were greeted by a bartender, offered the happy hour menu, drink specials, and chips and salsa. The other bartender then came over to me and offered me the happy hour menu when there were now six minutes before the end of happy hour. And she asked if I wanted chips and salsa. The first bartender came back over, and I ordered one of each of the happy hour tacos, and asked if I wanted chips and salsa. Third times the charm right? Wrong... I did get my happy hour tacos, a second beer at happy hour prices even though the hand had swung past the witching hour but never received chips and salsa. The tacos were very good. Hand made corn tortillas, great fillings. I especially liked the beef with the chipotle. And the carnitas with the salsa verde were very good too. In the restaurant industry, attention to detail is what is important. I do not fault the bartenders. They were personable, gracious, and truly represented the business well. I fault the management of this location. You never allow your staff to become this sloppy.

Problem: Write a positive yelp review.
A: Vieux Velo's chic new next door sister. Excellent coffee in a pretty white light space. A latte here costs more than at the coffee places locals here are used to, Italia, Olympico, etc so we'll see whether the coffee culture in town can sustain it, but for myself I'm really happy to have new options of all kinds popping up in my neighborhood. I'll still choose Italia for many of my sitting in my community getting caffeinated needs, but Odessa wins on a couple of points - I prefer the eco takeout cups to the styrofoam at Italia (the squeak between my teeth is uber-cringe-y.) The grains are different, a warm, nutty, less punch you in the face flavour.. I like the people at Odessa and the art and the quiet; I'll be a regular for sure. Let's face it, I have plenty of coffee love to go around.

Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A:
Today is my wedding day and I booked an appointment at 10am to have my hair styled at the salon at New York New York. I was hesitant to make the appointment because of some not-so-stellar reviews, but thought since it is convenient I'll try it out. Sadly, I got woken up before 7am this morning with a phone call from the salon telling me that my appointment has been canceled because the stylist has called out from work and they cannot get another one to come in for my appointment. The woman on the phone did tell me that she had called around and found an opening at another salon and wanted to know if I would like her to book another appointment for me or if I would like to handle it myself. I handled it myself and booked at the Monte Carlo, so hopefully there will be no further issues today. While I obviously cannot review the New York New York's salon services due to their lack of stylist today, I did want to get on Yelp and gripe about the wrench they threw in my plans. It is not appreciated and I will not ever book with them again.