question: I got up before 6 am , fed the cats , turned on the computer and paid a bill . I updated stuff just a little and then started getting ready for work . I left the house at 7:32am and got in a line of cars on 132nd Ave SE . There was the usual bottleneck through the Coal Creek construction and then smoother going after getting onto the part of Coal Creek that is already two lanes in each direction .
Q: Which of the following is true of the narrator ?

answer: None of the above choices .

question: You got ta problem with that ? Then go away . And I sort of like who he is , based on his written words , because he 's very smart , obviously does n't tolerate fools , and knows what he likes . What turns me off most of all in a dating profile is something like I ' m a laidback sort of guy or I know how to make a lady feel special .
Q: Why is the narrator on this website ?

answer: They 're looking to find someone .

question: I do n't want to feed Bert food that he knocks on the floor . I worked in the food industry and am kind of OCD about hygiene . She insisted that I would and that , despite my claims to good hygiene almost to an obsession , she 'd seen my apartment in Portland and I could never care about hygiene .
Q: What may have caused you not want to feed Bert ?

answer:
He leaves a mess when he eats .