Problem: It seems our sons share their father 's and my sarcastic sense of humour . Perhaps it is a survival skill , but it is a skill they have mastered nonetheless .

Why would the mother be unsure whether to believe her son ?

A: None of the above choices .

Problem: To the left , the hen , to the right , a spectacular Tom Turkey displays all his feathers in a ritual that is quintessentially Spring . If only I could send you the soundbytes that matched this dance ! All morning and into the afternoon I watched from the windows and the deck as the Tom strutted and called .

Why is the Tom Turkey dancing ?

A: He is trying to impress lady turkeys and find a mate

Problem: But the pattern on this one ai n't half bad , I like that it 's colourful and neon!Got Steve to sign on some shirt I bought for 12 bucks , because he could n't sign with a red marker on my Dim Mak shirt . Now I ' m afraid to wear it because I do n't want the marker ink to wash off and I do n't know if it 's permanent or not . And a video I took of course .

Why does it matter if the marker washes off ?

A:
The writer places value in Steve 's signature .