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Output: This place is the king of lies! How can such a descriptive menu, that baits you into ordering a bunch of food, yield results that make everything taste like semi-warm, grey matter? I ordered the "Big Al's Stuffed Sandwich" and it might as well have been a cotton ball soaked in grease. My buddy got the "Prosciutto Panini" and it tasted exactly the same, this also applies to the wife's "Cajun Chicken Sandwich" and "Stuffed Hot Peppers". It made me hate the fact that I have a mouth and no one in my party ate more than 2 bites before deciding to toss it out. The food is bad and you should feel bad!

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Output: We tried this for lunch while visiting Scottsdale. Nice enough Pub and our server was Friendly. Unfortunately our overall service was super slow, and some of our food was cold. It was a good hour from the time we arrived until we got our food, with only 2 tables dining, this is unacceptable.. This place has potential but needs to execute better.

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Output: Food was just as it was supposed to be and had my order and my food within 5 min. Not sure what was going on with all the unhappy reviews. Maybe they came during a lunch rush? I'm here at 11:15 am and couldn't be happier. The service was great too. Nice smile and courteous.

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Made reservation because had other engagements. Showed up and waited twenty minutes. They said sorry people who have your table haven't left yet. As if they only have one table. When we informed them of our time constraints. They made no offer to help out. Like the food but not so good at keeping the reservation. And really that's the most important part