Problem: Write a positive (OPTIONS:
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A: So used to Chinese restaurants being mostly the same. Middle of the road, bland, overcooked vegetables, etc. Have been to Shangri-La three times now. Each time I had to force myself to try something new. I liked each entree so much I'm concerned that I'll just keep getting the same thing over and over again. Everything is very well spiced, the sauces don't overpower, vegetables are crisp, seafood is awesome. We had a group of 9 last time and the service was very good. Several people got involved to make sure we were getting what we needed. You won't be disappointed.
Q: negative

A: Food is good, if you like thin crunchy pizza crust, but service needs lots of work. Too much socializing between servers and patrons. I actually said to our latest server that I was "Sorry to interrupt her socializing, but could she bring our table another round" of drinks. She didn't even realize I had cut her off at her knees... I don't recommend this hipster haven...Another server was standing out front of the business when we left, having a helluva argument on her cellphone, complete with f-bombs and loudly stating that "you're broken, dude! to the broken dude she was arguing with on her cellphone. . Nothing against youth, but this place is truly Hipster hell, not for people in their late forties like me and my dinner companion. Hire servers with maturity.
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer: We went to this Chipotle location about a week after it opened. I hope that they have fixed things since then. When we went there were approximately 3 times as many employees working behind the counter as there were patrons in the restaurant. There were three patrons, about 8 employees. Maybe bc it was new they didn't know how busy it would be but it was annoying to literally have half a dozen people have their hands on our food. I liked: -The spicy salsa. Usually when places say spicy they don't mean it. It took me a week to eat this little cup of salsa with chips because it was so hot I couldn't eat more than three chips at a time. I disliked: -Disproportionate number of employees -Dirty bathroom. For only being open a week it looked like it hadn't been cleaned since then. There was so much hair in the women's restroom it looked like someone got a haircut in there. Gross.
Input: OPTIONS:
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Generate a negative review for a place
Output: I expected more from the Nevada Spca..and this why...I was interested in volunteering, but was rudely handled by a lady who had no personality and no interest in my interest to help the place out. She handed me a form and quickly told me the date for the next orientation.That was it. I decided to take a look around the place to see what I would be getting myself into, and while the dog (whom I wanted to adopt all and any) cages seemed somewhat clean, and the dogs didn't seem too miserable, I couldn't help but choke in the scent of feces, urine, b.o., and just plain stuffyness in the air. Ugg...not pleasant!!! I'm lucky I don't have allergies because that place would drive me crazy if I did! Staff was scarce..which is sad..but times are tough. When I got to the cat section, this when I knew this place was not for me. Any good animal lover, esp cat lover knows, that cats are prone to certain illnesses. This place chooses to showcase its cats in different closed up rooms!! Any room that i walked into had at least 10-15 cats free to roam!! All rooms had no open windows to help with the heat, the fur flying around the room, or the smell of the litterboxes!! So if a cat comes in sick with a respiratory condition, it may infect the other cats if its not cared for properly! Who wants to adopt a sick cat? I feel sorry for the cats because they have to stay in the same room as more than one smelly litter box, which can also make them sick after awhile. Again, staff was scarce, and the un-opened windows and dried up feces that had been flung onto the walls from the litterboxes turned me off!!! If you want to go to a nice, clean place where the animals aren't suffering in their own stank, I recommend The Animal Foundation also known as The Lied Animal Shelter off of Bonanza and Mojave. I am a very happy volunteer there!!! :)
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output: All I can say is "Bad"... Horrible Customer Service and they don't keep up w/ the produce... Come on 5 days past due and there is mold
Q: negative

A:
If you live in Edinburgh, you are likely to refer to Lava and Ignite as "Cav". Therefore, visitors when you here someone mention "Cav", this is the place. In my first year at uni, everyone was all about the Sunday nights at Cav. On one occasion myself and my flatmate queued outside, in December for 2 hours to get in. I look back and wonder wtf was I thinking? Anyway. So this place has three floors, and bars a plenty. If you can get to the bar, then good on you. Each floor plays a different style of music, from R&B, to chart to 80's classics. I have only been on a Sunday so I can't comment on the other nights, but I have heard that a Saturday is particularly rough so watch out. Generally Sunday nights are packed with most of the clientele between the ages of 16-19. (Yes 16 is underage). The last time I went to Cav a smashed glass which was sitting up-right on the floor sliced the side of my foot open. With my foot gushing with blood, I repeatedly tried to get help from bar staff and bouncers. Nobody seemed to be aware of any first aid facilities- not even a plaster in sight. So I went to the toilet to bandage myself up with toilet roll and headed home. Partly due to that reason, but mostly due to the fact there are far better, nicer clubs in Edinburgh I really avoid Lava & Ignite and have no desire to ever visit again.