Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: Ordered the $5 Dog and a beer deal. Let's just say I haven't seen a hot dog this green since hot lunch in 4th grade. On the bright side I didn't get food poisoning like I did from the hot dog at Whiskey Pete's back in '03!
Q: negative

A: Don't use your open table app for this place because you won't get your points. They didnt understand the system to show that I had checked in. Neat. Scallops were small and tasted fishy. Bartender was great. Drinks were cold and plentiful. Hostess was a dumb-dumb.
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer: FROZEN BAGELS!!!!! Their "baker" comes in every morning at 4:45 and pulls the frozen bagels out of a box, puts them on several trays on a rack, and wheels the rack into the oven. This is not what real bagels taste like. Seriously, I'd rather eat Lender's from the grocery store. At least they're not posing as fresh.
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Generate a positive review for a place
Output: Nice cozy sports bar. Didn't have the food here, the drinks are very reasonable. If you like Bass Ale (draft, of course), this is a very nice spot to have it...
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output: My experience with this Johnny Rockets has been "meh." there is usually ample seating, so getting a table never takes long. I come here a lot for several reasons unrelated to the quality of this establishment and despite coming at all sorts of different times, my experiences are consistently poor. It takes long time to get our food (never ordering anything special) often longer than 30 minutes. The quality of the food is ok (maybe 3 stars) and the waiters are also average (3 stars). But often the wait staff is inattentive to drink refills and other key things (like order taking or checking in). So I'm dropping them down to 2 stars. Also, as a side note, when I have onion rings substituted for fries (at an additional charge) they give me a pitifully small number of onion rings--like 5 medium sized ones.
Q: negative

A:
I came in to see Judah from 30 Rock. I was supposed to be with a friend but they cancelled. Because I had tickets I decided to go anyway. This was my first time at this club so I wasn't sure what to expect. The show started late, because I was by myself I was seated extremely awkwardly with a bad angle of the stage and seated with a large group of loud people. It was awkward to say the least. I also made the mistake of ordering food at a comedy club. I got the steak skewers and they were overcooked grey and tasteless! I also got a mixed drink that tasted almost entirely like syrup. Big hands down for stand up live !