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Output: Flea Bag has really cool and unique items for pets. They carry premium pet food and the bakery items are really good. Probably the best thing about Flea Bag is dogs seem to like the place. You can't walk in without two or three dogs having a meeting. It's a cool thing to witness.

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Output: I will NEVER recommend this place!! Avoid it like the plague! I would give it no stars if I could. I was rearended at a stop light, and was recommended this place from Geico. Something told me to stick with the dealership. Yet, his insurance company insured me that they had an estimator on duty and well trained mechanics blah blah blah. So as I drop my vehicle off for repairs , I was informed that the job will be complete with in 24hrs. I get all the way home and noticed I forgot to take my laptop out of the backseat. I immediately call and the lady insured me that it's still there and it will be fine.. You guessed it!! Not only was it missing from my backseat.. But, so was all my change in the ashtray..along with my airfreshner residue all on my seat. Of course nothing was replaced..Why the hell are you in my car when the repair was my rear bumper ? This place is not honest!!! And are a bunch of FUCKING thieves!!!!!

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Output: They've expanded their operation into another room and made it their lounge/gaming area. They still have the main entrance operating as their restaurant area. The room to the right had been modified to a beer pong room when we were there. I'm not a fan of beer pong or slot machines and was disappointed by their having added that element. I can understand why they did, of course, but I feel the overall class level dropped a notch. We came for dinner and didn't sample the hookah, so I can't comment on that. J had the chicken shawarma and enjoyed it, especially the yogurt sauce that came with it. It was still under $10 and enough for two meals, so that's a plus. I had the chicken nana, which I felt was a bit too dry. It had a nice spice rub but I pilfered some of J's yogurt sauce and that made a huge difference. My sandwich was also big enough to save half for lunch the next day, so I had a happy lunch at work. Yay for Almaza! They also serve a drink called the "mediterranean islands" that is killer. It's pretty sweet but it does the job. Turkish coffee is another thing worth mentioning. The waitress we had was very personable and friendly. She was also understanding when our companions ditched the unfamiliar for the Panda Express. Chickens, I know. :{ I'll go back to try out the hookah and to chill with a strong drink. I want to give their new lounge a fair chance, after all. There were some familiar faces still present and they've always hosted a pleasant evening, so that makes me very happy!

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I love Mexican and a super long time ago (circa 2000) I remember Zapatas (University) being really good. No mas. No bueno. The salsas to start were watery and the mild tasted solely of black pepper. That was just weird. The chips were plentiful but very bland. They needed salt in a bad way and I rarely need to add salt to anything. We were barely seated less then a minute when the waitress asked if we were ready to order. Seriously. I had just opened my menu. Also, no specials on Saturday? That was weird. I ordered the chimichanga and asked for queso on the side because I like my chimichanga crunchy. When it came out, there was some other red sauce on it. Dang. Defeated the purpose of a crispy shell but at that point I was ready to eat anything besides the chips and bad salsa. I really wanted this place to be awesome so it could go in the rotation of "Places we can walk to for Lunch". It deserves 1 1/2 stars but I'll be generous and give them a 2. Save your money and put it towards gas to drive to a decent Mexican place.