Answer the question about text:

Dad is more like my BFF . He 's my buddy . Takes care of me and loves me just as much as Mom , but in a different way . We can talk on the phone forever , about the stupidest shit , and we just make each other crack up .

What would the narrator 's BFF do if he were catch them stealing at a store ?
He would make the narrator put the items back and lecture them on stealing .