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Output: I have seen a handful of other Cirque shows (including the Elvis show Zarkana replaced), and this one was the least entertaining of the lot. Uninspired, dull, disjointed, and a bore. I read that Cirque brought one of their best shows to the Aria since the Elvis edition was a disappointment. With that information, I purchased tickets for my girlfriend's birthday, confident of its quality. She had never seen a Cirque show, and I figured this was a can't-miss. Whoops! Zarkana is a series of set-piece circus acts that do not link together in any fashion. Unlike other Cirque shows, there is no fluidity. A basic circus act (i.e. juggling, trapeze) is played out without any real creativity, the curtain closes, there is a brief skit by some clowns, repeat. It is as if Cirque has regressed from the normally dazzling, creative displays that are the norm. The quality in design and performers are the only "highlights" that keep this thing from being a complete disaster. Zarkana? More like Zar-CAN'T-a! HIYO! ZING!

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Output: One star is being nice. This place has deteriorated more and more over the years, but today, the food was simply disgusting. Yak isobar was not edible, smelled like vomit. Dark meat with gristle and chunks of fat, and sweet and sour chicken soaked in oil and not even slightly crispy. The place is dirty and the bathroom is filthy and stinks terribly. I doubt this place is owned by the same people it once was....it is unacceptable. Don't waste your time, money or appetite. They do not deserve to stay in business. I am only being honest and not trying to be cruel. I hope they clean up their act, but it's hard to imagine at this point.

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Output: I am a big fan of South Mountain. This is my fave place to hike/trail run. I can literally spend all day exploring new trails. Many of the trailheads are 10-15 mins driving distance from me so that is perfect for a quick hike/run and when I have more time it's nice to drive out a little further and try out some new trails. Some of the trails can get a little crowded on the weekends when the weather is nice, but I do a lot of my hiking/running at sunrise in the winter and in the afternoons in the Summer so I am usually all alone. :)

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Too expensive and not worth it. I was waiting for a pie when a man came in to pick up his order of two pies and some side dish. $50?? For some dough, sauce and cheese...really? When I went home and ate the pizza, I was disappointed. It wasn't anything special. Go to Barro's across the street. Much better.