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Output: After waiting 45 minutes and being turned down at another Quest location for not having the special specimen tubes needed for a special blood test I was already annoyed. I drove to this location which was easy to find. The parking lot is ample. Main entrance has a large waiting area. Front desk personnel were very polite also. I read reviews that waits are long but fortunately I did not have to wait another 45 minutes. I was called in after 20 minutes which I considered decent because there was a lot of other people waiting. So why do I rate this Quest location with only 2 stars after all the positives? Well because employees spend their whole day drawing blood from people you would think they were good at it and efficient? Some people are easy to draw blood from but on occasion you will get your "hard stickers" and you expect these guys to have enough experience for those cases since they do this all day right? Truth is, in my experience, I got the worst employee of the month! I handed her my order and she said my blood test where rare so she struggled in the computer trying to figure out how to order the test. The supervisor had to come in and help with my order. Then she took my arm and felt my veins, she stuck me once on the left arm and spent a whole minute fishing my vein with the needle. She had to pull out once she didn't find the vein and moved on to my right arm. She stuck my right arm and continued to fish around until she almost made me pass out from a vasovagal attack! So because I was getting a leukemia/lymphoma test she preceded to tell me there was something wrong with my blood. Really? Poor excuse to justify you suck and very unprofessional!!! I had to seat around and wait another 20 minutes until their best blood drawer was available. Since I was feeling nauseous the horrid employee decided to uncover the garbage can in case I needed to vomit and she put the garbage lid over all the sterile tubes!!! Needless to say the next technician that came to my aid was pretty angry about the garbage lid. It took the second technician less then 10 minutes to withdraw my blood and she only poked me once and it was painless. Her name I think is Zee? Either way she was awesome so that's where the extra star comes from. Getting poked 3 times is not ideal or what you expect from a professional lab.

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Output: Absolutely the worst Mexican cuisine I've ever tried to consume. If I could get away with taking stars away I would. As everyone here has stated, the place was packed. Very small for the volume of folks trying to get a seat. Which, as you read, I have no idea why. Chips and salsa- the red salsa was really a tomato sauce with a hint of garlic, the side of beans were very bland and the tomatillo salsa was extremely sweet. We asked for something with a bit more kick and the waitress brought out their 'taco salsa'. This was the same salsa with chili powder and crushed red peppers added. I ordered the carne asada- chimichanga- enchilada style with beans. Again the beans were bland, the carne asada was greasy, grizzly and had a funky taste to it. It came with a side of pico de gallo. I don't think I've ever had jalapeno free pico before. The guacamole was nothing more than pureed advacados. The ladies had their meal, chicken fundito. Another hideous, bland plate. While a very generous serving of chicken, there was no seasoning whatsoever. All in all, this place is great for anyone with ulcers, as there is no heat in their cooking at all. Kind of reminds me of New York City's idea of hot. Not a chance in hell that I will ever recommend this place to anyone wanting Mexican food. You're better off going to Taco Bell.

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Output: Ah yes. The smell of cigarette smoke in my clothes and in my hair after 10 minutes of walking through the casino to get to my conference. I remember it well. MGM Grand isn't awful, but it isn't all that Grand either. When I made my reservation, I was recovering from a foot injury. I asked where the conference I was attending was being held, and specifically asked for a room that would be closest to this area of the hotel. I could have chosen a room at MGM or at the Signature at MGM, and was advised that an MGM room would be closest to the conference area. Oops. Because upon arrival I remember walking a half a mile before running into the Signature, which was much closer to the conference. My foot did not appreciate this. The clubs, food and entertainment in the hotel are not bad, but I did not get a sense of Las Vegas opulence while staying here. The lions they have look sad. In fact, I was actually depressed by the entire scene, and would try another hotel if I had to return to sin city.

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Don't waste your time and money. This buffet was very pretty, but had no substance. I was so excited to see all the pretty and nicely presented food, but when I started eating, it all went downhill. Their two good items are the arugula salad and the banh mi sandwiches (very good, full of flavor and tasty). My son (13) and I (both total foodies) went for the Friday late breakfast buffet and was not impressed. So disappointed b/c we thought it would be good. The service is mediocre, they serve prosecco (not champagne) and when I asked for a second glass of "champagne", my server said that I had to pay. I had expected to pay since only one glass is complimentary. She then told me that they had unlimited "champagne" for $8 which I said was fine. She came back and said her manager told her they only offer that on weekends, so I would have to pay $9 for the glass. I said that was ok. She takes forever and then spills my champagne at another table and has to get a fresh one. She finally returns with my glass of "champagne" and says that it actually costs $10 per glass. At this point, I asked her what "champagne" they were serving and she said "prosecca". I informed her that I wanted to know the label b/c there was no way that this particular glass of "prosecca" was worth $10 a glass. She went back, got the name of the label for me (never heard of it) and then stated that the actual cost of the champagne was now $7 per glass. She had mistakenly charged me for a champagne cocktail rather than straight champagne. She then asked (albeit very nicely) that I had to pay the $7 now. I was eating, so I asked if I could pay at the end of the meal. She said that it was their policy to get paid for any "extra" drinks right away. At this point, we were done with our meal (didn't eat much), paid for the glass of prosecco (still half left) and left. If you want an excellent buffet, check out the Sterling Brunch (Bally's) - it is hands down the best buffet in Vegas. Also good are the Studio B buffet (at the M Resort) and the Wynn buffet.