Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer: On the recommendation of a friend, my wife and I went to Comedor Guadalajara for supper. I can't pronounce it but I found it. It doesn't look like much on the outside, but it is quite comfortable and nicely done inside. From the chips and salsa at the start to the blazing hot main course, the food was great. I had a burrito, taco and cheese enchilada combo plate with rice and refried beans on the side. The burrito was huge and tasty, the taco crisp and filled with fresh lettuce, and the rice and refried beans were tasty. The enchilada was so-so and it was the only disappointment. The service was fair, a little disappointing given that it was not that busy. The price is excellent for the food you get. A real value!

Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer: 4.5 stars. So, we are walking around Aria trying to figure out where to eat, and lo and behold, this patisserie is right in front of us with tons of delicious treats. Many kinds of gelato offered for $4.75 for one scoop. There are also many different kinds of chocolates and truffles for purchase. I adored the banana milk chocolate (chocolate and banana are my favorite flavor combination)... so good. You can buy boxes of chocolates or buy the chocolates a la carte for $2/piece. There are rows and rows of delicious pastries and desserts, all of which looked beautiful, but we never got a chance to try them, because we got full from our sandwiches and wanted to save room for dinch (the meal in between lunch and dinner) later. Here's what my husband and I had: - Chicken tandoori sandwich: Really good with moist chicken and light sauce on ciabatta bread with tomatoes and cucumber slices - Chicken basil aioli: Delicious moist chicken with a sweet (almost too sweet) basil aioli, provolone, tomatoes, and basil on ciabatta bread. The wait is kind of long -- you have to wait to pay, and it's painful having to look at all those delicious desserts while waiting. The wait to "make" the sandwiches also took a while. My husband kind of wanted a roast beef sandwich, but he didn't want it cold and asked if they could warm it for him, but they said they could only microwave the sandwich. LAME. This is a delicious place; I can't wait to come back sometime to eat more food here. Everything from the sandwiches to the chocolates to the gelato is pretty expensive for what it is, so be prepared to fork it over.

Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer:
I can understand why so many people like Teharu. The place is clean and the staff is friendly. The conveyor belt is just plain fun! The food is inexpensive. (Each little plate is either $2.00, $2.50 or $3.00; most are $2.00). But, the food is also cheap. This is the perfect place for people who think that sushi is a bunch of mayonnaise and krab (that's imitation crab, folks) rolled into rice and cut into pieces. My colleague and I kept reaching for the tuna sashimi, because that is the only thing that wasn't fried, covered in sauce, or stuffed with the mayo krab mix. Other items available were octopus salad (which I usually like, but this tasted distinctly like formaldehyde...for the remainder of the afternoon, BTW), caterpillar roll (fresh water, aka farmed, eel on top of the mayonnaise roll), nigiri shrimp (big ball of rice with a flattened top of a piece of shrimp on top), philly roll (cream cheese, cucumber, and bit of tuna rolled in rice), spicy tuna roll (plain in rice), gyoza (fried pork pot stickers), and many, many, unidentifiable items covered in breading and thousand-island colored sauce. I'm just giving you the lowdown. We were unaware of a separate menu existing, because we were never offered one, and the conveyor belt menu is posted every few feet in the restaurant. This was our first time here, and we kind of just had to figure things out for ourselves. A waitress did eventually come around and ask if we'd like drinks, and she cheerily brought us refills later on, too. So again, nice staff, clean environment, and cheap food, but it's really crappy food if you are at all educated on what you are putting in your mouth these days. Best to warn the foodies and let the less knowledgeable have at this place.