Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A: **** Good if late night and you're high/drunk/under the influence **** The Pho is overpriced and salty. I guess they can afford to do so since it's close to the strip. Just drive down the street to Pho So 1. The only reason why I like this place is to give my tourist friends a laugh when they see the sign. My 12 year old side wants to call them on speed dial so I can hear them answer.

Problem: Write a positive yelp review.
A: Oh Ya!!!! The most incredible bodies on the planet. Performance is impeccable and who knew the best pop-locking I've seen in a long time!! What a great surprise! True Cabaret!

Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A:
This review is for dinner, two stars is generous. We were seated in a dark, small space upstairs even though it was empty. The service was slow and very immature. I had the crab bisque which tasted like water with flour, and the halibut which was massively overcooked, sandpaper dry and tasteless. Really bad, won't be back.