Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer: On the Saturday after Thanksgiving, my daughter-in-law, 2 grandsons and I went to the Tic Toc for lunch, putting in our order at 11:30 a.m. The service was absolutely horrible. Forty minutes after ordering, I asked the waitress to check on our order. She said she had checked but all she got was "attitude" from the chefs. I asked to speak to the manager. The manager said that the "ticket thing" wasn't working and she was trying to fix things. About 15 minutes later, I spoke to the manager again and she said she was still trying to take care of the problems. Meanwhile patrons sitting near use were getting their food and they had ordered after we did. Still later and with no food, I approached the manager a 3rd time, and again was told she was trying to straighten things out. I told her that apparently she was doing a terrible job as a manager since she could not even take care of our seriously delayed order. She replied "You have just made my day." She took our order again and said that the meal would be "on us" . On my 4th conversation with her, when she again took our order, I finally got an apology. But no food. About an hour and a quarter after placing our order, we got one of the 4 lunches. Waited another several minutes for the other 3, and then one of the sandwich breads was incorrect. My family and I have had experience with the Tic Toc over many years. In fact, it has become a tradition to go there for lunch on Thanksgiving weekend. We will never go there again after the nightmare experience yesterday.

Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer: So I went to Vegas for the second time this year, I know I'm addicted. I did the hotel hopping thing. I stayed at 4 Queens the first night, Mandalay Bay the second, The MGM Grand intermittently, and at the Mirage Last. I must say that I am not impressed with this hotel AT ALL. I have so many things to yelp about that I am going to make a list. For EACH PART OF THE ROOM. BATHROOM: *Toilet would take two flushes to flush everything down. Gross! *Bathroom fans did not defog mirrors after showering or get rid of unpleasant smells. What is the point in a fan then? *Shower head was weak. It took me 3 washes to get all my conditioner out of my hair. *The toilet lid kept slamming everytime my boyfriend tried to pee. Need I say more? BED: *The bedcover looked like it was made out of a 70's couch. *The bedsheets were itchy and smelled like baby butt. (You know like that cloth diaper service?) *I got tons of little red bumps on my skin from the sheets. Bed Bugs? I don't wanna know. All I know is that I felt super self conscious about my skin at the pool after that. NOISE: *Doors on this floor slam, hardcore, even if you just let it swing shut. Get some hydraulic springs for the damn doors! *When other people's doors near ours slam, it rattled our door. Loudly. At all hours of the night and morning. *Their little renovation project woke us up early every morning, and kept us up. Do you know how awful it is when someone is hammering in the room above you when you just went to bed four hours earlier and you have a raging hangover? Not cool AT ALL. *Someone's alarm in the bedroom next to us went off at the same hour every morning. I don't think anyone was staying there, but it would not shut off! It went off for like an hour, no exaggeration. I need to get one of those renovated rooms you yelpers talk about IF I decide to stay there ever again. So what did I like about the room? Well, the only thing I liked about the room was the fact that it had marble floors in the entryway and a little vanity table and chair to get ready in. The room was not the only thing that bothered me, either. I understand why that the pathway from the parking garage goes through the casino before you can get to your room, but must it go through the lobby, the casino, the atrium, another casino, to the elevators and then to the room? By the time I had hauled my luggage (which is not light at all) through all the casino, the crowds of annoying people trying to take pictures where everyone else HAS to walk, and all those other places previously mentioned, I was pissed. Oh and the pool is not that great as cool as it looks. You rarely get a lounge chair in the sun, and people hog the few there are. Its a small pool, with only one jacuzzi. And the water is cold. I got a great lounge chair next to the walkway where everyone could see my little mirage rash if they wanted. How irritating. Oh and the worst part? I paid more per night for this hotel than I did to stay at Mandalay Bay. Ouch. And yeah the Volcano doesn't work. Sweet. One star for the vanity table and one star for the aquarium behind the Check-In counter.

Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer:
This place was so dirty it made me sick. If I would have stayed more than ten minutes I would have needed a shower. Has a health inspector actually signed off on this retched place?