Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
- negative
- positive) yelp review.
A: Overprice...Won Ton noodle for $23...taste horrible Beef fried rice!$16 you can't even find beef at all, may be scented Never go there again...they deliver a bowl of soup to our table we thought that's the one that we order but another waitress told me that's wrong one...disappointed.
Q: positive

A: We have been taking our dogs to Gilbert Vets since we moved here in 2008. Throughout the care, and eventual loss, of two of our dogs, the vets and staff at Gilbert Vets have been awesome. Dr. Focht is our absolute favorite vet at the clinic with Dr. Dudley and Dr. Bode close behind. As an AAHA vet hospital, you know you are getting quality and comprehensive care. No, they are probably not the cheapest vet clinic out there, but I never find their charges or recommendations superfluous or just out to make money. They are pretty much in line with any AAHA accredited vet hospital where I have taken my dogs. They genuinely care about your pets and recommend treatment accordingly. If you are looking for a vet hospital to take care of your furry children, then this is the place for you.
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
- negative
- positive) review?

Answer: The McManager sucks. (he wouldn't run his store Safeway card for me!) The debit/credit card swipers suck! (they don't fit in their holders and they must use a freakin' dialup modem they are so God Damn slow) They once completely ran out of MILK! Their change machine was down for well over a week! I swear to God, if there were any alternative in the vicinity I'd GLADLY pay twice the price to shop there! Revamped store is nice to look at, shitty to shop at! Now with free Wi-Fi! EAT ME!
Input: OPTIONS:
- negative
- positive.
Generate a positive review for a place
Output: I can't find it in myself to say something bad about people who stay up all night just in case my pup gets hurt, so they can help him. It was pretty expensive, but the vet tech warned me when I called before I came in that there would be an $80 emergency visit and I get it... they can't ever know how many pets will come in overnight so it's going to be expensive. I am glad I have pet insurance! My emergency was on a saturday night, and our regular vet is VCA which is not open on sunday. If the emergency had been on sunday night, I might have waited until monday morning, but it wasn't. The staff were nice to my pup, and the place was clean (for a vet). It was super expensive, so you should know that before you go in, but if you need emergency care you need emergency care.
input: Write a positive yelp review (OPTIONS:
- negative
- positive).
output: Chapter 1: Bourbon Street As A Roller Rink Bourbon has all the charms of your childhood roller rink. Black lights! Vending machines! Watered down soda! Popcorn! Chapter 2: Bourbon Street As Mount Everest -- Act One The women's toilet is located deep inside the strippers' locker room north of the DJ booth, due east of the vending machines. You really need a Sherpa to help traverse the mounds of hair extensions and treacherous piles of Pleasers. Chapter 3: Bourbon Street As Mount Everest -- Act Two If you're lucky, you can also happen upon the most entertaining conversations (usually about money, material items, estranged children, etc.). Then, breathe a sigh of relief as you emerge from the clouds of cheap perfume and glitter -- you've conquered it. A regular ol' Jon Krakauer, and hopefully you still have all your limbs. Chapter 4: Bourbon Street As A Courtroom Ladies and mainly Gentlemen of the Jury, for the record, no "22 year old" likes/or even knows WHO the Meat Puppets are. Furthermore, I submit to you, anyone who chooses 'Possum Kingdom' by the Toadies as her main stage song is well into their thirties. Guilty. I rest my case. [Exhibit A: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EkwD5rQ-_d4]
Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
- negative
- positive) yelp review.
A:
One star is an insult. Worst pizza I've ever had - I would rather have 5 day old pizza left in my car than this. How this place is still in business is beyond me.