Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A: The mussels were excellent. The french fries were mediocre, but the choucroutte (sauerkraut) was awful: large chunks of hard uncooked cabbage with carrots, potatoes, and, admittedly some slices of sausage all floating in warm water. It ruined our evening. Ed

Problem: Write a positive yelp review.
A: fremont street experience.. it's a free show! it's a cool place to hang out for awhile, you have the show going on, vendors and booth to look around... crazy people all dressed up to take pictures. And easy access to any casinos. youi're literally only a few steps away from the casino. Unlike the strip where you think you're a few steps.. but really you're miles away. haha

Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A:
This place is 100% authentic.....if your standard of authenticity permits the use of Oscar Meyer hot dogs in a German restaurant. I can't believe people think this place is good. I remember going there with a friend. I started off with a German salad. It sucked. I felt like I was eating a turd salad. When I received my entree, we both kind of looked at my plate and my friend acknowledged before I could say anything that it was indeed a hot dog that had been placed on my plate instead of a German sausage as advertised. I ended up tossing the hot dog at the wall. This place will definitely satisfy your desires if you're wanting to experience a bunch of loud, annoying drunk people pretending they're in Germany. What's that? Oh, you have a giant glass boot filled with beer? You better chug that down as fast as you can without breathing! I bet this place has to employ a full-time barf cleaner for all the times people drink themselves sick, not to mention the people who throw up after finding out they ate an Oscar Meyer hot dog filled with chicken beaks and pig assholes. And as I recall, the entree was rather expensive. You can save yourself a lot of money and have the same meal if you just go to the supermarket, buy a pack of hot dogs, warm them up in the microwave and dip them in mustard. And don't forget to play some annoying German music and sing "ziggy zaggy ziggy zaggy oy oy oy".