Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A: Worst service ever came into this store twice in the same week. Stood at the counter for about 5 minutes before the women slowly cutting paper with scissors or I guy messing with the label would even acknowledge me. They offered to ship my 1.25 package for $70 without giving me the option to ship it for $30 and it would arrive a day later. Go to UPS next door.

Problem: Write a positive yelp review.
A: I had the pleasure of attending this pub for the first time for Yelp's 3rd Birthday cake and wine event. A lovely crisp white was handed to me upon entry by a very nicely moustachioed man and then some amazing cake was gobbled up. The upstairs wouldmake a great events space, and the downstairs booths would make a nice intimate meal location. The food menu looks tip top as well. I really like the feel of the Devil's Advocate, it's got some decent beers on tap which I shall be back to sample again and the environment felt pretty relaxed and enjoyable. Will definitely be back to try out the food and everything else!

Problem: Write a positive yelp review.
A:
This is a review for the Chef's Table Wine Tasting dinner with Clos du Val. Bang for the Buck: 4/5 - the tasting dinner was nice and with the wine reasonably priced. I will go back. Decor: 3/5 - a bit retro 70s, not my thing but done simply and it was fine Ambiance: 3/5 - the room is open so not much privacy but the booth we were in gave a bit more than most spots Service: 5/5 - they were great in all ways... very attentive, the wine flowed well; I had a bit too much :) Food Quality: 5/5 - all was excellent her; top notch Food Quantity: 4/5 - could have used a bit more on the plates... if I had not drank so much wine I would have still been hungry Food Flavor: 5/5 - it is rare I give 5 here but this place deserves it on this meal. Everything was perfect! Food Uniqueness & Creativity: 4.5/5 - very creative, perfectly paired flavors and in the right proportions. Last Experience... 02/07/2011 Herb-Dusted Seared Ahi (braised tuscan kale, meyer lemon oil + pancetta) - amazing! honestly the best Ahi I've ever had. The herbs did not overpower but complimented Warm Orange Braised Fennel (baby spinach, shaved red onion + parmesan croutons) - very good, could have used more fennel as that was a bit lacking in qty. Flat Iron Steak and Duck Sausage (sweet pea tortellini + shiitake mushrooms) - perfect flavors, perfectly cooked. Would have liked to see one more slice of steak and more sausage... normally I'd have still been hungry Chocolate Truffle Cake - this was the only item that was not great, it was so-so. flavors were average, and the cake part was a bit dry.