Problem: Write a positive (OPTIONS:
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A: The place is mainly for old folks who want to enjoy football game on TV. Not my kind of place of course but its lively. What mattered most though was the food. Roast Beef supreme ! I went for 6 oz one and god that was the best roast beef i had so far and yes for a foodie of my caliber that was pretty small. The rest were all average. When it comes to optional side dishes, please go for fried mushrooms, the others seemed pretty bland. And mashed potatoes of course, the baked one was hard and cold. Service was average.

Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: Long story short: Wasted my time, didn't waste my money Here's the Tarentino version: I glance at the menu, mmmmmm Wagyu Beef, and only $60 for an 8oz cut with trimmings. Righton. "No, I'm not ready to order." Nice view too. Glad I dressed up. Hope my look fits the place. "No thanks, we'll have water while we check out the menu." Wait, is that the Charlie Brown theme song on the radio? Holy shit, the guy sitting next to us has his asscrack hanging out of his Guildan sweatpants. "No, waiter, I don't know what I want to drink with dinner yet, I haven't decided what I want to eat." I can't believe it, that IS the Charlie Brown theme song. "No waiter, I don't know what I want to drink with dinner yet. No, I don't know what I want to order yet. See how I'm still holding my menu in such a way as to make it easier to read? That means I'm still reading it. That means I haven't made a decision." I thought the big sign in front said "Upscale-Hip Dresscode Required"... Is a gravy stained Broncos jersey hip? Did I miss that memo? I gotta start reading GQ again. "No waiter, I don't know what I f&%$king want to drink yet." OMG they have to be screwing with me but I swear that's a Muzac revision of David Hasselhoffs "Hooked on a Feeling." "Ok, I'll bite, you need to get your date with the whitebitch going, I get it. Fine Ill order something so you get the f*%&ck out of my face for 3 f**&%cking minutes and hit that snowdrift you got sitting on your locker in back. What was that waiter? Your French-Creole inspired restaraunt with attached full-bar doesn't do a Sazerac? Are you effing serious? No I don't want a damn appletini." Broncos' biggest fan just farted and laughed about it to himself. "You know what, fuck this place. Manager?... yeah, sorry man, no effing way. Bye."

Problem: Write a positive (OPTIONS:
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A:
oh WOW!!!! this restaurant is fabulous! I had dinner there with my boyfriend and another couple when we visited the sin-city. First, the service is OUTSTANDING! Our waiter is super friendly, yet very charming and knowledgeable. The water is always filled, the wine is excellently poured. The food came pretty quick after we ordered, Osso bucco is yummy, the pollo parmigiana is amazing! The lasagna is good, and the tiramisu is quite a pleasure. The price is also not bad... . plus we have the restaurant.com coupon, which makes the pricing even better. (But talking the truth, we would be willing to dine here without the coupon). Oh... and I forget to mention the lovely live entertainment, am I? ... =) To sum up.. a VERY NICE treat to the happy stomach.