IN: The final results of the corporate cup run were posted online today . Chris finished in 58 minutes , 32 seconds and I finished in 47 minutes . ( Our previous times from 1999 were 1:01 for Chris and 55 for me ) .
Why was Chris happy with the final result ?
OPTIONS:
- Chris had gone faster than last year .
- Chris won the corporate cup .
- Chris got a corporate promotion .
- Chris is moving up the corporate ladder .

OUT: Chris had gone faster than last year .

IN: Good day , I think . I used my u - pass for the first time . : DI vacced the fish tank this morning and did a water change , thoroughly frightening Caitlin when I wandered up behind her with a bucket full of water from the bathroom .
How may I be feeling right now ?
OPTIONS:
- Tired
- None of the above choices .
- Angry
- Happy

OUT: Happy

IN: Dad is more like my BFF . He 's my buddy . Takes care of me and loves me just as much as Mom , but in a different way . We can talk on the phone forever , about the stupidest shit , and we just make each other crack up .
What would the narrator 's BFF do if he were catch them stealing at a store ?
OPTIONS:
- None of the above choices .
- He would call him stupid and leave him in the store alone .
- He would make the narrator put the items back and lecture them on stealing .
- He would let him , and crack up as a security guard hauled him away .

OUT:
He would make the narrator put the items back and lecture them on stealing .