Detailed Instructions: Given a text, write a compressed version of it in a single sentence.
Q: Go to the Mirror, Boy: John McLaughlin designated fellow commentarian George Stephanopoulos the year's "Most Boring Person" for his "predictable and platitudinous commentary" on This Week .
A:
John McLaughlin designated George Stephanopoulos the "Most Boring Person" for his predictable and platitudinous commentary on This Week .