Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer: Chaque fois que j'y suis allee, j'ai trouve que j'avais obtenu un bon service. Le cafe n'est pas excellent, c'est un fait et je ne recommande pas de prendre une assiette de crepes avec fruits, car j'avais ete decue par la selection (principalement des melons) et la quantite de fruits. Les autres fois toutefois j'etais satisfaite de mes plats. Cet endroit est comparable aux autres chaines de restaurants a dejeuner. Je suis surprise que les autres avis soient si negatifs.

Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer: Ahh!! Another one... another in the corner quick! yup that was my stay at the hilton. I thought that it would be funny to some of you fellow yelpers to paint a picture, Towering above all others at 6'6" there I stand a tribute to the modern man ( I like to open with a joke.) There I stand on a swivel chair batting spiders away like the late Joe Dimaggio with a "enjoy your stay" book. I must of taken out 13 spiders that night. Nasty. I personally very much dislike spiders above all other creatures. I mean if a panda was hanging in the corner of my $600/a night room (yeah they think that just because they have a college in their town means that they are north Chicago or west New York or something.) I would be all right with the bear, I might even throw him a waffle or something. All in all, When the person at the front desk asked me how my stay was, I asked "have you ever seen Arachnophobia?" just stay away from this overpriced cave of a hotel. It was that bad of an infestation.

Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer:
I can't believe I've never written a review for this show. I've seen it on four occasions over the years and each time is like seeing it for the first time. I came for preview performances before it opened years ago and was blown away. Being a great fan of the Beatles this show paid homage in the best way possible. If only Viva Elvis had been able to capture the same awe and fantastical feeling that this show seems to. I won't rehash all the same things everyone else has said about the show, only say that if you haven't gone, go. If you have seen it, go again. It's that good!