Problem: Write a positive yelp review.
A: I will admit I didn't have the highest of expectations for Canteen as Mill Ave has disappointed before. What I did have was a Groupon so on Friday night the boyfriend and I decided to cash it in. Walking in I was surprised at how nice the place was. And the hostesses were friendly too. My expectations began to change. There was a wait since it was Friday but once we were seated we got a great booth and settled in. The atmosphere is great for date night. I ordered a hibiscus margarita and the pork chop and boyfriend ordered chicken tacos and onion rings. The margarita was delish - which if you're gonna call yourself a tequila bar, it better be good. They delivered. The pork chop was amazing. It was seasoned perfectly and nice and juicy. It was served on a cheesy, slightly spicy rice that complimented it perfectly. Boyfriend really liked his tacos and the dip that comes with the onion rings is awesome. We were stuffed but had to try the rice pudding anyway. It was also tasty - creamy and cinnamon-y served with mini sopapillas. A nice wrap up to the meal. And throughout the night the staff was great. My water glass was always full, our waiter checked back with us several times and the service was quick with everything. Other restaurants could use a lesson from the Canteen staff on how to treat customers. We felt comfortable and taken care of all night. My expectation were far surpassed. I can't wait to go back to Canteen. Even without a Groupon the food and drinks are worth it. Great place!

Problem: Write a positive yelp review.
A: Yes! I am all about this place!! Now it is definitely a hole in the wall ambience with dim lighting and shakey tables, however their wings are on point! Tons of flavors to choose from to adorn your thick meaty chicken wings. Now there isn't much else to their menu so don't venture here with the intent of wings not being your main dish. HOWEVER the fries were bomb.com. Seriously! ! So tasty with their special seasoning. I would come back just for the fries.

Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A:
This place is less than a mile from my house and I'd never go back. It looks run down when you walk in, for starters. I didn't wait long to talk to someone about my symptoms, however, while explaining how I felt, I didn't even get my vitals checked. I told the nurse that I had been sick for over a week. That it started off with flu symptoms but now I had cold symptoms and a bad cough. When I saw the doctor he said "so you are throwing up a lot?" I said no. He said "uh, you have abdominal pain?" I said no again. He said "you have chest pain?" I said I had a cough. So he leaves the room not saying anything, and a nurse comes in with Zofran (for nausea) I told her I had no nausea! She comes back with a GL shot (used for numbing the stomach, when nauseous!) I was shocked. Then the doctor comes back with prescriptions for anti abdominal pain, musinex, a z-pak, and Motrin- but with no diagnosis. Unbelievable. On top of that, it turned out I was pregnant, and the question "could you be pregnant?" was never asked. Good thing I never took that medication.