Teacher:You are given a review about a place. You need to provide a rating from "1 star" to "5 stars" for this place.
Teacher: Now, understand the problem? Solve this instance: You pretty much know what you're getting when you go to Jimmy John's: you'll get your sandwich from a bunch of kids who are probably stoners and it'll be made really fast. (That said, I'd rather have my sandwich made by a stoner--they know how to do it and they do it well. A stoner's passion for food is unparalleled.)

Anyway, this Jimmy John's location cracks me up because the people who work there treat the place like it's their home. They're charmingly obnoxious and joke around with one another and they're always playing shitty radio rock. Normally I would hate that but at this location I find it kind of charming.
Student:
3 stars