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An example of an positive review: I don't have a lot of experience with cleaners. This is the only place I have used, so this review might be biased... I have been using this for about 8 months now. They are always very friendly. And the couple time I have needed alterations they are perfect. I have not had a single problem with their work... However, I don't understand their pricing, it is so frustrating! I never know what it's going to cost. I have started asking for an itemized receipt and even that is confusing. They need to have clearly listed prices for their items. (eg: Blouses $x.xx Slacks $x.xx etc.) Then if they need to charge extra for a stain or something then list that too. I want to know they are charging me correctly and it's frustrating not knowing the breakdown.

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An example of an positive review: I love this place. I have had only a couple poor experiences with food here. One was a veggie burrito, What the hell was I thinking? It blew. Everything else I have had here has been amazing. My personal favorite is the Chicken Quesadilla it is a taste de force. The tacos are all the bomb diggity. They are exactly like street tacos you would get in Mexico or from a taco stand on the streets in Phoenix. Another good thing about this place, unlike other taco stand type places I have patronized, this one has never turned my GI tract into a Wal-Mart the day after thanksgiving. You know, lot's of traffic and little to show for it when the day is done. Another Yelper said that a "good looking family" owns Mi Casita. I will translate this for you. He really meant to say "The family that owns this place has a smoking hot daughter." I have stared into her eyes many time trying to remember what in the world I came in for. She has eyes like the lady in the famous National Geographic cover photo. Go to this place. Mmm.... I am starving.

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An example of an negative review: I tried it again, trying to see if anything positive had changed in the months since I had been here last. I tried the Calexico burger. Again, terribly thin, seemingly artificially processed patties (though there was two) slathered in sauce and a bun. No texture, just a mushy mess. Three redeeming values remain: the thyme fries are amazing, they remember your name and seem to have stepped up customer service and attention, and the Tsoynamis are delicious. I'm afraid this is the last lunch I will be enjoying here unless I hear they decide to stop competing with is loosely termed "food" at McDonald's.

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An example of an negative review: We stayed here recently and when we got to our room we saw feces on the toilet and throw up on the floor. They did upgrade us to the gold tower but didn't get much sincerity after that. Tried contacting their customer service department several times and they have yet to email me back. The one redeeming factor was the pool ...loved the slide and the fish tank. The room was cheap so I probably shouldn't be picky but at least I wanted a clean room to go to. I have pictures but don't worry I won't gross you out and post them