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Pretty average establishment and one of the few places undeserving of its 4/5 Yelp rating in my opinion. The place is average in terms of size and accomodations. It has a frustratingly small parking lot. The service is slow and the staff is generally pretty obnoxious. The food ranges from typical bar fare to a couple upscale dishes. The deal breaker here is the atmosphere. I see reviews stating that it's a "great laid-back place to go hang out". I'm not sure what bar they were talking about, but it isn't Casey Moore's. This is the type of place people go to be seen. Most of the patrons on the weekends look like they fell out of an Urban Outfitters ad. These are the type of people that spend three hours in front of the mirror perfecting their "just threw this outfit on" look. Yes indie kids, I'm talking to you: Don't worry, they serve PBR here. I know you'll lose your superhero powers of "listening to music no one's ever heard of" if you don't consume at least one Pabst a day. If you're determined to go, go on a weekday and avoid the hipsters. People send friends ahead to camp out tables for entire weekend evenings, so good luck finding a place to sit. Otherwise, just head a few blocks away to Four Peaks.

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negative