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An example of an positive review: I came inside to place a take-out breakfast order because it was going to be a little bit complicated, and while they were cooking fresh eggs the manager offered me a free drink while I waited. The staff was very polite and friendly, and the food was fresh and tasty when I got home. I've never had bad service getting my breakfasts from this location!

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An example of an negative review: I was surprised to discover that this is a sports bar serving jazzed up bar food. We received complimentary pretzel rolls plus mustard before ordering the Sammy D Sampler that included lollipop Buffalo wings, walnut shrimp and Philly cheesesteak dumplings plus an order of O-rings (onion). If ordered individually the MSRP would have been $59, but by requesting the sampler our bill came to a more reasonable, yet overpriced for what you get, $37. Everything was good, but nothing scaled any culinary heights. This is one of the Eating Las Veags: The 50 Essential Restaurants, but it is one and done for us. A rating of 2.5 would be appropriate.

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An example of an positive review: WHY has no one reviewed the Pork Ragout? Well I'm about to remedy that. This is Zan, posting on Janet's profile, because I can. So a friend of ours came to visit and we wanted to take her to dinner. Salty Sow is right around the corner from our house, and we've been wanting to try it. It was this, or BBQ and our friend hates BBQ (what?). So we packed ourselves into the car for that one block (yeah, I know... but I knew we'd stuff ourselves and have a hard time rolling back home), and showed up at the old Sow. It was a Monday night, so it wasn't terribly crowded, and we were seated right away. I wish I could remember our server's name, because he was very nice and on top of everything from the moment we sat down. Sorry, man! But if you remember 3 larger women coming in and acting like we were drunk off our asses, laughing and giggling at everything... that was us. We weren't drunk, promise- this is just how we are when we get together. Anyway, so because we had read so much about the duck fat fries, of course we had to try that. Being Monday night, it was Happy Hour all night long, so we got the smaller Happy Hour version. Glad we did, but wish we didn't. We ended up eating so much that night, glad we saved the room. But wish we didn't because they were just. that. good. Janet had recently been to Gordon Ramsay's London restaurant in LA with her daughter, and loved their duck fat fries... but she said hands down, Salty Sow's were far better. And the Bearnaise sauce was really tasty. While we were chowing down on those fries, Janet and our friend decided on drinks. Janet had the Mojito, I believe... and it was strong! They do not skimp on the booze here... very nice. Josie, our friend, had the Salty Sow Sparkling Sangria. She was a little confused by the mint leaves they put in there, but overall really enjoyed it. I was the DD, and even for just one block I had myself a Coke... it was very Coke-like. Next up were the main courses. Our waiter (really wish I could remember his name) recommended Josie try the Crisp Chicken Thighs, and said Janet's choice of the Bacon and Eggs was an excellent one. When I chose the Pork Ragout, though, his eyes about glazed over. I knew right then I had chosen well. So the meals arrived, and we dug in. Josie enjoyed the chicken, but was absolutely in love with the little crispy fingerling potatoes the chicken rested on. I had a bite myself, and the chicken was moist and delicious, but I agree- those potatoes rocked. Janet's bacon and eggs over grits were quite good, but maybe because I'm a huge crispy bacon fan, I wasn't that impressed with the pork belly. It didn't have any crunch, and the flavor was lacking to me. BUT it was tasty enough that I have zero complaints. But oh my goodness, when that ragout was placed in front of me, I knew I was in for a treat- and was I right. The tomato sauce was perfect, didn't overpower the pork or the polenta. The pork was tender and flavorful. And the polenta was creamy and, I think, even a little cheesy. But the combo of flavors with the basil and the parmesan was amazing. The flavors just burst in my mouth and I was thisclose to actually licking my plate clean. Sadly, our main courses came to an end and we sat and mourned a few moments, before deciding on dessert! So because we were so impressed with our meals at the Salty Sow, we felt like it would be travesty to not indulge in their sweets. Now, I'm a salty/sweet fiend, so the Butterscotch Boudino really called out to me... but then, so did the Bananas Foster Beignets. Janet, on the other hand, was craving chocolate, so she wanted to try the Dark Chocolate Truffle Cake. We figured Josie would be the tie breaker. So when she chose the Bananas Foster Beignets, I thought that would be that. Nope! Janet insisted we try ALL THREE!! Oh yeah....commence drooling. Let's start with the cake. I'm not a dark chocolate fan, so I passed. Janet said it was actually a little TOO sweet, so she had a few bites and we took the rest home. The BFB as they shall be called from here on, were amazeballs, as Josie might say. Wait... would Josie say that? Who says that? Anyway... the fried batter was crispy and sweet, but not too sweet. The bananas had a very tasty honey sauce that wasn't too overpowering, either. And the ice cream was good, too. Nothing to really write Yelp about, but decent. Overall, a fantastic dessert. But that Boudino? Oh my word... my taste buds had died and gone to heaven. The Boudino itself is a pudding of sorts- it had the texture and taste of cheesecake to us. It was light and fluffy and perfect. The whipped cream/Creme Fraiche added a nice variety of texture, and the butterscotch sauce was smooth and perfectly salty sweet, just as I like it... and the added touch of a little sea salt on top was a delightful surprise. I'm bringing EVERYONE here now! And I'm outta room... more details on the next visit, promise!

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An example of an negative review: My wife and I were here just 30 mins ago. I donated money at work and received a Gift Certificate (got lucky from a raffle drawing) to dine at PH. Definitely a tourist restuarant. Food was okay. We had 2 full plates of food left, so we asked for 2 boxes meanwhile waiting for our To-Go meal. When we received our To-Go meal, and asked our waiter about our leftover food. He told us that "oh i thought you were done with them. My bad." We could have asked for the manager, but we thought today is Labor Day so we didn't want him to get in trouble. The purpose of this Gift Certificate was for a happy night out, but we were disappointed.