Here is an email: I was going to bed the other night when my wife told me that I had left the light on in the shed, she could see from the bedroom window. As I looked for myself, I saw that there were people in the shed taking things. I phoned the police, but they told me that no one was in his area to help at this time, but they would send someone over as soon as they be available. I said OK, hung up, and waited one minute, then phoned the police back. "Hello. I just called you a minute ago because there were people in my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now because I've shot them all." Within five minutes there were half a dozen police cars in the area, an Armed Response unit, the works. Of course, they caught the burglars red-handed. One of the officers said: "I thought you said that you'd shot them!" I replied with "I thought you said there was nobody available!"
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A: The Shed
Here is an email: Since 1/1/99, 84 people at an MD or above level left the company. The only executives who maintained an office in an Enron building after they left were Cliff Baxter, David Haug and Ken Rice. Cliff's runs through 10/31/01, David through 9/30/01 and Ken's access will probably be turned off in a week. If you need any other information, just give me a call at x33993. Also, David mentioned that you all had discussed potential changes to the PRC/Bonus process. It might be very helpful if the 3 of us could brainstorm and I'd be happy to go through the Board/Shareholder approval process. We may be limited in what we can do given how late in the year it is. Thanks! !
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A: Consultants - Office Space
Here is an email: We had some problems with Netscape on Saturday. The El Paso scrape was down from 5AM through the end of my night shift. Dave Steiner was notified early in the afternoon and I was told it was a problem in Houston. The problem should be solved by Sunday. Problem it caused: I was not able to download HA finals from the ISO and finals were not created.
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Problems on Saturday