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An example of an positive review: Dan Majerle's new joint, located on the corner of 2nd Street and Washington next door to his flagship eatery, gave me a pleasant surprise today when I stopped in for some quick eats. Expecting simply "eatable," I got way more. You will not find better pizza (2 slices for $6) or lunch hour service (helpful, friendly, smiling, composed under duress) anywhere in Downtown. The combos include a drink and a nice little salad and there are a couple of flat screens tuned to ESPN. I took my slices to go but next time I'll gladly eat in. The only criticism I can make is that the selection of pizzas was a little weak, but I had no problem waiting three minutes for the next piping hot pepperoni pie to spring from the oven. Great job, Thunder Dan!

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An example of an negative review: This place (Angelina's) Suck! My children wanted cheese fries one night and I remembered we had a flyer from one of there employees sticking it on my door so I decided to order from there... We ordered 3 cheese fries, they delivered in roughly 30 minutes... They were hot and loaded. Really good. So I thought ok I may have something good here Plus they have no minimum delivery. A few weeks later I got a craving for a burger and omg there Burgers are DRY, plain and boring with pathetic lettuce. So I said ok, no biggie I know not to order burgers from there. Another few weeks later my husband decided he wanted there all white pizza or whatever the greasy greasy thing is called, It's safe to say that thing is gross, if you don't roll it up to squeeze the 8 ounces of grease out you will be on your way to an heart attack... Once again I know not to ever order pizza from this place. So again, Weeks later I get a craving for some cheese fries with sour cream and jalapenos... I ordered it they delivered it... Omg... What the hell? No sour cream, cheese was cold and dry underneath the cold hard you know what fries! I was pissed... How dare they Jack up my craving? I will never ever ever ever ever order from this place again nor look at it when I drive by. It's crap.

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An example of an negative review: its beauty bar, its about the same in every city with little exception. you only seem to go here because your friend is trying to hit on some hipster, your friend is the dj or there is a (somewhat) decent show you want to see in the backyard. i feel as if you almost never start out your night saying "hhhmmm, id love to go to the beauty bar tonight".... you just end up there. pre game at the griffin, then go next door.

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An example of an positive review: My inlaws took me here for dinner right now and I was actually a little surprised by how much I enjoyed it here! We had onion rings for an appetizer and they were crispy and had just enough onion flavour to be perfect in my eyes, and I ordered the Athens beef strips with fried squash and sweet potatoes as my sides. Honestly, as somebody who ate rice growing up like, every day I wasn't thrilled with the instant rice it came with, but the beef was tender and flavourful, and the fried squash was fresh and hot. I'm probably weird in that I save my sweet potatoes for dessert but I'm glad I did. Dessert in the case looked really good but I didn't have room.