Problem: Well guess what ? She 's back again today ! ! ! Until Saturday ! ! ! She only went hoem to fulfil work commitments apparently and then after spending 1 night at her house , she 's back to squeal and howl my house down again ! !

What may be the reason why she is back again ?

A: Because she likes being there .

Problem: I think the prospect of riding his bike again should do the trick . As if that were n't bad enough , he came down with some kind of 24-hour bug this past Friday that basically sent him to bed for the day , waking up periodically for bathroom , Tylenol and drink breaks . During one , Rick went to get him some lemon - lime Gatorade and Geoffrey asked , " Daddy ? Is that the stuff for light replacement ?

Why did he ask if Gatorade was light replacement ?

A: Gatorade replaces electrolytes and the boy misheard that information and asked what he thought it meant .

Problem: But the Dodgers have a near - lock on the division . Guess I 'd better start chatting up my L.A .- based friends . Today , I did some high - speed driving . At 0845 , a hospital on the other side of town called about a patient who should have been referred to us yesterday .

Why did I do the high speed driving today ?

A:
I wanted to move fast and feel excited .