Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer: Oh dear dear dear. This place USED to be nice. But I'm only giving it two stars rather than one for the views out. The food would disgrace a greasy spoon or burger bar. It may LOOK as if it's going to be nice, but don't be fooled. I ordered a burger, which was thin, dry, nasty cheap meat, on the cheapest possible white roll with a couple of slivers of tomato. No chips, as I'd foolishly expected. And get this, no sauces or relishes available. The waiter brought me salad dressing as the only thing they had! On a burger??? My partner's veggie pie was somehow both soggy and hard, and quite tasteless, disgusting. Oh, and their "birthplace if Harry Potter" claim either. JK may have gone their a few times, but her main haunt was on Nicoson Street. It's obvious they get plenty of customers so I guess they are just so cynical they don't feel they have to bother with providing decent food. But I for one am never going back.

Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer: Usually don't review fast food but just had to after a not so great Taco Bell experience. Usually I love Taco Bell and rarely have any problems. This one however, was a problem. My food was kind of cold. Very unusual from Taco Bell (for me at least) because usually its piping hot. I got the new Mini Quesadilla and the cheese was not fully melted and both my chicken burritos were warm at best. They get a sympathy star added because the girl working the drive thru was very friendly.

Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer:
Awesome! Totally worth the money and time. They give 20% discount for booking the early times (7am and 8am), which is perfect since you'd be out before it really gets too hot. Also, you'll probably be up that early at the tables anyways. From the pickup (in a very rickety, shaky, bus), to the guys behind the desk all the way to the tour guides and back. Awesome. They even had helmets for my giant head, the goggles are kind of hit or miss, but try to grab the tinted ones if you can. I'd wear something comfortable, thought I'd need long pants to protect against flying debris, but it's really not necessary, just be comfortable. The whole things, from pickup to drop off at our hotel on the strip, took us about 4 hours. This is definitely worth it, for guys/girls and families! (they have 1, 2, 4 and a 9 seater). Oh one more note: as with go-karting or anything similar, there are going to be slower vehicles (I got it for our group by chance)... it happens.. but I was still flying around at 35 mph...