Problem: I woke up too early this morning due to a telephone call . Keep in mind it is Saturday and after a long hard , demanding and stressful week at work , I looked forward to sleeping in . Yea , just for the purpose of documenting where this meal was in the continuum of my life , I must state that the hospital where I work just successfully went through an unannounced JCAHO survey . ( That 's where we prove we meet their standards and deliver quality , safe healthcare . )

Why is the narrator so tired on a Saturday ?

A: The narrator 's tired from completing a work survey .

Problem: He left me because he just got a DUI he had a lot of stress in his life and " i needed too much attention " he worked and had school and had to deal with no liscense . he did nt want to ruin things with me so he put them on hold to striaghten out his problems first . he said it was for me .

How does the speaker probably feel ?

A: Confused .

Problem: Just wanted to post where I rank in the standings so far with my employer 's internal promotion . My team is " Spider 1 " so I seem to be doing pretty good , wish me luck since its only an 8 week time period . I believe its scheduled to end with - in the next week or two . Old news but this was finally created after I returned from my vacation ... humph!Walk & Win Challenge Update ! ! ! !

What may of just returned from ?

A:
My vacation