input question: Don't ask me to explain it; it was long ago, and all I know for sure is that it happened. If this premise is true, does that tell us:"I would love to try explain; it was only yesterday, I have no idea what heppened"?

output answer: no

input question: Whether castigating them on the silver screen, between the lines of pulpy, true-crime narratives, or in the jokes told around the proverbial water cooler, attorneys have been on the receiving end of many a hackneyed punch line. If this premise is true, does that tell us:"Most attorneys take the constant ribbing fairly well."?

output answer: it is not possible to tell

input question: For both of these reasons, victory over Jones, regarded as such, would actually be a defeat for Clinton. If this premise is true, does that tell us:"Losing to Jones would benefit Clinton."?

output answer: it is not possible to tell

input question: However, I have been given the usual meaningless reassurances that this problem will be corrected shortly. If this premise is true, does that tell us:"The assurances are meaningless."?

output answer:
it is not possible to tell