QUES: i had a dream that me and my family ( in this dream there were more kids for some reason ) we lived on some sort of farm , and there was supposedly a special " visitor " coming to see us . When the visitor pulled up in his truck i was instantly scared , he was red with horns and glowing eyes- it was SATAN ! ! ! - in redneck form . Anyways , he 'd get out his truck and play with us , he was friendly ; until he found out that his wife was cheating on him , then he got mad .

Question with options: Why is the event being discussed so unusual
ANS: The speaker is describing a dream
QUES: The first part of that Tim - coming - home story was actually written as an exercise of sorts . What I ' m about to tell you now was never really written , as it were , so forgive me if it 's a little less polished . Mike and I drove to the airport to pick Tim up , got pulled over for speeding and got out of the ticket because Mike is military police .

Question with options: Why did Mike ultimately not get a speeding ticket ?
ANS: Mike knows people .
QUES: Do n't judge , but I ' m pretty much powerless to the charms of some flame - kissed meat byproduct . At yesterday 's cook out , a fellow hot dog enthusiast theorized that our fascination probably has something to do with the fact that when summer comes around , you have to eat your fill because once grilling season is over , you 're out of luck . You ca n't just saunter into a Burger King and order a flame broiled beef frank .

Question with options: Which of the following is true of the narrator ?
ANS: They like the food in the warmest season .
QUES: Sound asleep , too , it was , even when I got up to look at it more closely . It turned out to be a common fruit bat , farther north than it should be for their usual range . We do n't have a net , and neither H. nor I wanted to try catching it in a towel , so I called the Humane Society . I shamelessly pretended to be afraid it might be rabid , and they sent someone out within the hour . He had a net , and the bat was duly captured and placed in a bat box , to be released to the wild , the fellow promised me , somewhat to the south on his rounds .

Question with options: Why are they trying to capture the animal ?
ANS:
They feel it may be dangerous .