He laughed and said , " No , but I have a hot nephew , he is only 15 , though . " ( apparently the faculty thought it was a very inappropriate question ) . When I saw him again , I went up to him and asked for a photo . He then said , " Wait a minute ... I know you !

A: Why did some find the question inappropriate ?

Mom and Bob are helping me pay the bills that that money was slated for , but still ... After work Sunday , I was such a wreck that I went over to John 's to hide from the world . I needed to go someplace where people were n't telling me how to fix it , were n't asking for a post - mortem , were n't forcing me to deal with it any more at that point in time . He said the only thing he might force me to do is eat .

A: What has lead the speaker to become fed up with people telling them how to fix the problem they have ?

I then got drunk and played sonny 's on the square . It was hilarious . I had women up on stage with me singing , I got the crowd laughing , going I think ... it was a success . I got free drinks all night .

A: What may happen if I stayed sober instead ?

how much weight did I gain ? ? -1 lbs . ( i did nt follow their high fat advice and I lost a pound ) . I ca n't wait until thursday to go back and tell dr . fearn i was right , and to see what kind of bullshit excuse or advice she s going to give next .

A:
Why is the narrator excited to have lost weight ?