Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: 45 minute wait. Worth it? Absolutely not. The food took long to come out. I started off with the pork belly bun. The pork belly had nice flavor to it, thus the 2 star. Otherwise it would have been a 1 star. Pork belly was good, but the ratio of meat to veggie and bun was absurd. Tried the farm burger along with all 3 different fries. I thought the patty was a little flavorless and the overall taste did not meet my expectations of going to a world renown chef. Looks like that place needs hells kitchen!

Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: This review is for the location, not the food. The restaurant is located directly on the casino floor at Planet Hollywood, so the smell of smoke is BAD. The restaurant is not "walled off" so if you eat here prepare to reek of smoke when you leave.

Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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"I can't believe I drove so far for this place" comes to mind when I recall my experience here. Excuse me to my pals who think this place is all that. I guess we all can't have the same opinions; we'd just be robots. Maybe they had a bad day, as in a really bad day - with the word really underlined, twice. Problems with the kitchen, problems with the service, problems with the fact they're even open. The high point of this experience was waiting for my friend to show up, I stopped at the second hand store next door and didn't buy anything. At this point, I don't care to remember what I ordered, I just remember trying to order it a 6 of 7 and the waitress scoffed at me and asked if I was sure I wanted it that spicy. "You can always make it hotter, but can't make it less spicy." I guess that was true because I gave in and ordered it a 5. What I didn't realize was that the waitress meant to say I ordered a 5 on a scale of 1-100, cause this didn't have any spice at all. bleh... After a few bites I calmly explained that on a scale of 1 to 7 that my dish was more like a 0, no spice at all. Her response, if you really must know, she said, sorry, we just had a "big order from a table of 6 people" if you want the kitchen to re-make your order, it will be about 30 minutes. Instead of waiting for 30 minutes, I asked if she could bring me some thai chili peppers and some chili paste to add to my dish, I'd just take care of it myself instead; she showed up with chili oil and soy sauce. :-/ Thanks, I guess. I pushed through, spiced up my dish to satisfaction and 'enjoyed' the rest of my meal, but mostly the conversation with my friend and not really the meal or the dining experience. My friends dish was pretty sub satisfactory to her, and she asked the waitress to just take it back. The waitress didn't seem to want to just take the dish from the table and leave it at that, after insisting on making a new dish to replace the unsatisfactory dish about five times. Instead of just returning the dish, she gave in to the waitress and selected something different. While her replacement dish was better, but not awesome, she ended up getting charged for the replacement dish she didn't really want to begin with. Given the choice, next time I'll aim for taco bell. Not exactly apples to apples in comparison, but at least I wont have to spend a lot for crummy service and mediocre food. Happy Yelping Phoenix.