You are given a review about a place. You need to provide a rating from "1 star" to "5 stars" for this place.

[Q]: Ambience was okay. I felt like I was sitting in a cafeteria. The food was rather bland and it kind of felt like I was an old person in a rest home on a specialty diet. I spoke to the management and there did not seem to be any concern at all. She said "that's the way they always do it". I ordered the lasagna and I believe the commercial product "Mrs. Stouffers Lasagna" would've been much better flavor. My wife had Chicken Marcella and that was equally bland. After four forkfuls each, we left the rest of the dinner paid the bill and left. Would we return? Not a chance in the world!
[A]: 1 star

[Q]: Brick Burger! As in, the thick slab of soon-to-be melted gooey-ness cut straight from a "Brick of Wisconsin" Cheese! "If I new nothing else about you at all, that would be enough"-A Knight's Tale!

But let's get down to why we are here... gastronomic bucket list... also known as, Chowdown Countdown. Watch the YouTube video! Who throws ice on the grill? Oh yeah... anyone who knows how to "steam-fry" (is that a word) a moist delicious burger, that makes people travel from all over the country to this non-credit card taking dive bar!

If you really want to get in good... you can sit at the bar and talk football! Although the Packers are obvious, a lot of good Cleveland football was discussed in this bar as well!

Let me tell you something... Burger, Cheese, Salt & Pepper-... everyone else is just covering up their own inadequacies!

5 STARS!Pickle on the side
[A]: 5 stars

[Q]: The tomahawk was worth every penny. You can tell it was elaborately prepared and cooked to perfection. The ambience and decor were nice for an off-the-strip steakhouse.
[A]:
5 stars