Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Input: Consider Input: Someone throws his hat at one then strikes him down. He

Output: pirate turns away and is dragged by the wreckage.

Input: Consider Input: Someone pulls the old man onto his back, leaving the leather bag of books behind. The winding column of men, women, and children

Output: undo up the stairs, hold their arms above their heads.

Input: Consider Input: The person then cuts off the chopped portion. The person
Output: turns the pasta off before chopping it in the air.