Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer: I just threw up a little hearing the name "jack in the box". Hope you are ready for some food poisoning.

Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer: I've called Green Cab on a few occasions, all weeks apart at different times of the (week)day. Each time the driver arrived at the quoted time, was friendly, quickly got me to where I needed to be, and the rates are so damn cheap. Only downside is the hold times can be kind of long, but whatever. The consistently unfriendly and unpleasant person on the phone gets a pass--I'd hate working the phones at a place where they're ringing off the hook.

Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer:
This review is for the Arcade area. Stupid employees, stupid employees everywhere. Old machines, old machines everywhere. These arcade machines will make you lose money faster than the penny slots downstairs. I have a better chance of acquiring a tetanus infection from the machine than finding a good and working machine. I had to babysit.