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Output: I have friends that swear by this place, but it is not the place for me. I enjoy a good beer on tap, or a strong mix drink, but there are many places down Maryland that will offer me that. The food is ok, but nothing to rave about. The fish and chips are a crowd favorite, especially during nights when they do the AYCE. I have tried it once and can only do one plate because it is oil laden. I understand that you cannot expect fried food to be grease free, but a good batter and proper prep should leave you with minimum saturation. The generous pieces of flaky fish are moist and flavorful. After stripping the batter, the meal was more enjoyable. The lightly breaded chicken strips are great since I am not a fan of a thick coating. Nothing kills a good strip more than biting into a strip and getting predominantly breading. The staff has always been friendly and attentive. Sometimes the male bartender would overlook me for female patrons, but it is not a big deal.

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Output: I wasn't expecting much with a buffet, but food that makes me puke can't be good. I had orange chicken (soggy), spanish rice, fried rice, and some alfredo noodles. The noodles were delicous but I still ended up having to run to the restroom and puke, which is a definite warning sign. I didn't eat here again after that and probably won't. If you insist on a buffet try the one at the Excalibur maybe?

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Output: Burgers, burgers burgers. This was the best hamburger I've had in years. I've had most every burger on the NYC best 100 hamburger over 3 years and can say that this would rank at the top. I'm glad Fatheads was too busy because now I know where to go for the best burger in Pittsburgh. Try it you won't regret it.

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BEWARE: Wait staff tampers with receipts to give themselves larger tips! Had a lovely time here at dinner, however when I checked my credit card statement I noticed $25+ dollars were added to my total. I tried to call to talk to the restaurant and they transferred me to their credit card dispute department, and I was on hold for 31 minutes during their stated business hours. I never got to speak with anyone, but took a photo of my hold time total because I couldn't believe how long I was waiting and I wasn't confident anyone would ever pick up. I decided to email them and I received an automated response that they would get back to me in 7-10 business days. It is day 11, and I haven't received any response. I finally had to dispute it with my credit card company. I was shocked at the lack of response and unavailability of the credit card disputes department. This type of thing has never happened to me before. You would think management would take theft pretty seriously, but from the lack of response they seem ok with it. Basically, I am saying - don't go here because someone on the wait staff steals. If you go, make sure you pay cash. I don't like writing bad reviews, but this type of behavior just isn't right and I felt the need to warn others to be careful.