question: Doc and I did go out to dinner for our weekly Wednesday night date . He was craving a steak , so we went to one of those peanut - shells - in - the - floor places . He got his steak and I had chicken . The food was good , but the restaurant was too loud .
Q: Why was the restaurant too loud ?

answer: The music was turned up too high .

question: THAT is an entire story by itself . Fuzzy has a pretty good collection of FOB stories . The web watchers also missed out on the pub crawl Saturday night .
Q: Why did they go on the pub crawl ?

answer: They enjoyed beer and friends .

question: We were out the door according to schedule and even the Sunday drivers could n't keep us from getting to the cinema on time . We bought our tickets , purchased some snacks , and went in to get seats . When we opened the door to Theatre 2 , the unmistakable smell of urine slapped us in the face .
Q: How can urine " slap " ?

answer:
The smell makes you gasp / gag .