So, you're outside walking and it's dark out. How is it possible that you walk into a bar and it's even darker? Well, my friends, it is possible at Mario's. From what you can see, the place looks pretty cool. It's clean. Nice big bar. I remember liking the decorative old fashioned ceiling. It was pretty quiet and low key for being a night for entertainment - yes, karaoke was going on and it was mighty fun for the dozen or so people that are actually at the restaurant. Your eyes eventually adjust and you meet your waitress after awkwardly seating yourself. She gets you a water and hands you a menu. Then she disappears. For twenty minutes. She apologizes and takes your order as you're literally about to leave and finally refills your drink. Eventually, after all of that water, you need to use the facilities. Let me warn you ladies --- don't wear difficult shoes here! The bathroom, although clean and bright (blindingly bright compared to the rest of the place) is at the bottom of steep stairs! I can only tell you the damage I would do to myself if I combined alcohol, those stairs and some high heels! :) So, you've drank all of your water and the entertainment is waning. You're then wondering why you're still there. Oh, yeah, that's right. You ordered food FORTY FIVE MINUTES AGO! I ordered some avacado turkey sandwhich. It was okay, a little dry so order some mayo or ranch if you decide that you want to go somewhere and wait over an hour for mediocre food and crap service. Oh, and just a reminder, when the waitress tells you that your bill is taken care of because of how awful the service was, remember that "taken care of" actually means they're knocking $3.50 off of it and tossing in a drink chip......... Hey Mario - I won't be seeing you.
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