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Output: My dogs love this place. And most importantly, i love the service and care they give my three min pins!!

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Output: Sadly, this place has become rundown. Not even the Circus Circus clown can lift its spirits. I guess the protracted recession has kept away the families that once roamed this pretty good size amusement park on a rooftop here in Las Vegas. Or maybe it goes back farther, when it's hey day was when all of Vegas was trying to cater to families like Disneyland. That all changed back about 10 years ago to Sin City again. Not so family friendly in Vegas anymore. The Stratosphere no longer has a rollercoaster on top. And walking on the strip to watch the Pirates of the Caribbean fight for free is a little risky, when walking there your little kids get handed nude post cards of out call hookers by hired hand latinos shoving it into every hand that walks by. In fact, I don't think they perform that pirate boat battle anymore on the strip. Only the Bellagio fountains and the Mirage Volcano are left. Times have been tough in this valley after all. It was early April, but apparently most kids were not on Spring Break yet, as this place was pretty dead in traffic. Consequently, either due to the lack of a Spring Break crowd, or the recession keeping families taking more staycations, this big fun house has become like many arcades across the country...run down and in disrepair. The water ride wasn't open; neither were many of the carnival like booths with games of skill. A lot of the Arcade like video game machines were old and tired, with burning out CRTs that were losing color or the picture entirely, and eating your money and not giving it back. I had to do the mortorcycle race machine blind, I couldn't see the track because the screen was too dark. Hell, even the 3 old school fortune tellers, you know, those heads in a box that would spit out a cryptic piece of paper for a few coins, they all ate your coins and spit out Nada. Nada thing. You invisible fortune would be: a sucker is born every minute. Many of the food vendors were short handed or closed. What's a carnival without your ubiquitous churros? None to be found. And then, the Circus Circus hotel is......well.....a Circus! So much so, it bears repeating. The real carnival acts are the people who roam the halls here, looking like people even Gerry Springer wouldn't put on TV. Makes the trailer trash walking along the Fremont Street Experience on the Old North Strip look like America's Next Top Models.

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Output: Fairly mediocre, even by the relatively modest standards of Home Depot. Unfortunately, this is probably the best you're going to do for hardware in most of Pittsburgh.

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I don't see what all the hype is about. There is nothing special about this restaurant, it is mediocre at best. The meat is dry and flavorless and dishes all taste the same and are unauthentic. The service is also poor. The drinks however, are worth buying.