Problem: Changes the whole outlook when you 're deprived of it so often . I went to the Dr today . I ' m still getting period pain like cramps . They make me nervous .

What part of my body is currently in pain ?
OPTIONS:
- My head
- None of the above choices .
- My leg
- My uterus

A: My uterus
Question:
This brilliant little gem was written by my dear friend , Lane Denson III , who writes a daily e - column entitled " Out of Nowhere , " which , Lane says , is " an occasional piece , intentionally daily , but not likely . On Fridays , it picks up a theme from the coming Sunday 's propers . Be free to use it as you will . Attribution would be nice .
Answer the following question: Is Lane an experienced writer ?
OPTIONS:
- She is the author of a column .
- She writes for fun without being published .
- She writes online once a year .
- She writes a column once a month .
Answer:
She is the author of a column .
Question:
They called me out with a laugh . I burst out laughing , too . The orange - colored spices did a sorry job of disguising the worst thing I ' ve ever tasted . At this point , I could n't look up at them , but I had a good feeling the guys working the grill were expecting me to bail .

Why was everyone laughing ?
OPTIONS:
- Because the writer could n't look up at anyone .
- Because the food had orange colored spices in it .
- None of the above choices .
- Because the writer was eating something really bad .
Answer:
Because the writer was eating something really bad .
IN: Not sure if it was a spa or resort or something but I was getting in this whirlpool thing that had something to do with holding your breath and it was supposed to be some therapy thing . But the idea was you relax and let yourself be taken under water and you have to hold your breath . Then the water drained off of me and I was peeking under nearly closed eyelids and saw the attendant take a picture of me as they were putting a lighter under a balloon to pop it .
What probably happened to the speaker next ?
OPTIONS:
- The balloon popped in her dream and she woke up with a start .
- The attendant 's photo of her went viral .
- She found herself under water again , struggling to breathe .
- None of the above choices .

OUT: The balloon popped in her dream and she woke up with a start .
Hello , I thought I 'd update . Today was my first day back at work . It was n't too bad . Nice and quiet to ease me in .

OPTIONS:
- They were too busy to go
- They were told not to go
- They were ill for awhile
- None of the above choices .
Answer the following question: What are some possible reasons they were out of work ?

They were ill for awhile
Problem: They know a lot of people I know from the club and we just had so much in common ... how exciting ! I also was able to speak with the administrator for the Masters in Teaching program at The Evergreen State College , while in Yakima . They had a job / school fair during the conference . I got a bunch of information and her contact number so that we can start planning my final five quarters of my BA according to what I will need in order to be prepared for my MIT .

Why is the narrator being so proactive ?
OPTIONS:
- They want to graduate .
- None of the above choices .
- They want to join a club .
- They want to be the best version of themselves .

A:
They want to graduate .