IN: Ok then . I hop into line and sure enough , the line slowly moves along . I reach the front of the line where another nice TSA agent wearing what appears to be a security moomoo and rubber gloves checks my ticket and ushers me into the " special line".You know what that means folks ! That " special line " is for those of us graced with patience and have to enjoy " extra security " . I reach the front of the security check point where I anticipate someone reaching 2nd base and maybe a cavity search ( or 2 !
What led the TSA agent to direct the speaker into this so called special line ?

OUT: There is a process by which a random amount of people are directed into this line , per quota

IN: i fell off a horse ! ! ! ! this horse:'(my very first lesson ! it FUCKED me up , too . we were trotting but she was going too fast and i tried to stop her but instead of stopping she decided to go RUN FULL SPEED AHEAD and i lost my balance and fell off .
Why does the narrator have so many large bruises covering their body ?

OUT: The narrator fell off a horse .

IN: Took my littlest to the beach today as it was the opening to the sandcastle events here in this part of the Island . Nothing to really brag about I ' m afraid . It was more of a money grab , everything had a price . Good for looking at but well , that was about it , no one handing out free anything for the little kids like they do in the bigger city only a half hour away .
Why was the narrator unhappy with the sand castle event ?

OUT:
They felt it was overpriced .