Input: What would be an example of an negative review?

An example of an negative review: One certainly doesn't eat here because the food is good. With the exception of the crazy bread (which is awesome), the food is terrible. I pick up and take out Little Caesars because it's cheap. The hot-n-ready carry out is just $5. A large cheese or pepperoni for just $5. That's two days worth of food for me. How can I go wrong? Well this place manages to screw it up. I happen to be one of the few people in America who doesn't practically care for pepperoni. About half the time I stop in, there isn't a cheese pizza ready. I don't want to argue semantics, but doesn't hot-n-ready mean they have one that is hot and ready to be taken out? Usually when this happens, it's just a short wait, but today they didn't even have one in the oven. It was 1:00. Lunch time. The place wasn't busy. How can you not have at least one in the oven? I disappointingly took a pepperoni and asked for the cheesy jalapeno dipping sauce. The guy charged me and told me to have a good day. No sauce. I asked about it and he points out that he didn't charge me for it. To be honest, I noticed that the charge seemed low, but not in the mood to hand the guy my credit card for 50 cents that he forgot to charge me, I just grabbed my pizza and walked out. I know I could have just had him swipe my card again or even try to argue and get it for free, but I just couldn't deal with this guy anymore. Try to help your customer, not disappoint him twice in less than 5 minutes.

Input: What would be an example of an negative review?

An example of an negative review: Not really worth $15.00 but it's a cute little place. If you're in Vegas with your kids, I would go- if not, ehhh you're not missing anything. The Dolphins are the best part. Other then that, they have 2 lions and 2 tigers and that's IT. If you're a dolphin lover - I recommend it, I had noooo clue they had dolphins and the pool that they're in is beautiful. They were so cute!

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An example of an negative review: I don't know why we have to suffer with a terrible Taco Bell so close to us. It seems silly that, when the Taco Bell craving comes on, we should drive past one to go to one better, yet I think I should start doing this now. Though it's been through several changes in management in the two years we've lived in this area, this Taco Bell is almost always the same: lackluster, unenthusiastic employees and dirty surroundings. The tables are never, ever clean, and there is rarely someone at the front - the cooks have to call for someone to get to the register when someone comes in. Last time we were there, there were no straws, the tables were dirty despite having been open only 5 minutes, and the drink machine was malfunctioning, spraying soda everywhere. Also, it made my tummy hurt.

Input: What would be an example of an positive review?
An example of an positive review: It's loud, sporty, flamey, and orange. A lot of commotion in the kitchen, but it's all good. They have an full-time expediter, and someone dedicated just to make sure the presentation is perfect. I had the birds-eye view from the back counter. There wasn't anybody shouting (Gordon wasn't here). It was a well-oiled machine. Everything sounds and looks amazing. Everything. I wanted to try it all (and I will be going back many times until I do). Roasted Jalapeno Poppers (made fresh, and individually served as 6 in a small glass of fiery dip), Five Spice Chicken Sliders, Fury Chicken Wings, all the burgers including the Hog (a pork burger), Fish & Chip Sandwich, Truffle Parm Fries, Shakes, and I could go on and on. Mouth watering. Shallow perhaps, but the place makes me happy I had to try one of their incredible "dawgs", along with a burger, and the onion rings. Each was more reasonably priced than I expected. Chanterelle Burger ($16) -- chanterelle mushrooms, arugula, figgy-onion jam. Perfect size, my guess 5 oz. I suppose it's a simple burger, but it was darn near amazing -- almost made my eyes roll back. Top 10 burger, for sure, on my "Berger Knows: Burgers" list. Seeded bun, delish. Onion Rings ($9) - huge. The breading is very light, has parm splash atop. Well-seasoned, it had a meat like flavor. Wonderful. Fresh Roasted Chili Dawg ($13) - ginormous. Seeded hot dog bun was fantastic, and dog was top quality, 3 times the size of a normal one. A bit salty, but the toppings were worthy....and firey hot. Presentation - 5.0 Flavors - 4.75 Service - 4.75 Speed - 4.0 Ambiance - 4.5 The servers, all attractive, wear short blue or gray skirts with matching top. Guys, snug fitting shirts with jeans. Very nice service, very competent kids. Rounded up, it was a near perfect dining experience and I so want to go back. Fun, delicious, and had that "wow" factor.