Question:
found out today that my best friend will be leaving for his new house on the day of my birthday because his boyfriend has to start work the day after . its such a kick in the balls for your best friend to choose his new boyfriend over you . i had an excellent birthday last year , so i suppose i will have a shit one this year .

What may be the reason for their upset feelings ?
OPTIONS:
- Their best friend moved far away from them .
- Their best friend is n't going to their birthday party .
- None of the above choices .
- They are starting to lose their best friend to someone else .
Answer:
They are starting to lose their best friend to someone else .
IN: ( Side note : the recently returned nurse actually had Lasik five years ago and raved about it . This was comforting . ) He made a few marks on my eyes with a " special " pencil . He also poured in the first dose of numbing drops . These numbing drops were to become my best friend .
Why was the nurse so pleased with lasik , and why did they rave about it to this extent ?
OPTIONS:
- They are an official representative of the Lasik company and trying to turn a profit
- They get a cut of the proceeds everytime someone agrees to have the procedure
- None of the above choices .
- It helped them to a great extent , which threy are telling the speaker about

OUT: It helped them to a great extent , which threy are telling the speaker about
It 's like , well , when a plant is growing inside a pot it can only grow as long as it 's roots are able to spread . My pot was too small . So , I uprooted and now I ' m in a huge beautiful new pot , in glorious foreign soil laced with so many vital nutrients that are going to make me into this wonderful full creation that can give life to the world . That 's what this is about .

OPTIONS:
- I am stuck in life .
- I have made a life change .
- None of the above choices .
- I am a plant .
Answer the following question: What may be true about me ?

I have made a life change .
question: Our friend Sho used to ski a lot , so he was teaching Johnny how to ski . My poor baby , he fell a lot , but I think he also picked it up pretty quick . Fortunately I did n't forget too much so I could still keep up pretty well . But I was definitely out of shape .

OPTIONS:
- They are just learning skiing .
- None of the above choices .
- They are out of shape .
- They used to ski a lot .
Q: Why is the narrator struggling a bit ?

answer: They are out of shape .
QUES: If you ' ve been watching Olympic track and field you ' ve seen the victory laps . The flag held streaming behind like a Superhero cape , the big smile , the glow of victory . I had a victory of my own this past week . This was a cycling victory , not running victory since I seem to have become slightly allergic to running again but that in no way diminishes my triumph .

Question with options: Why does the narrator feel so proud ?
OPTIONS:
- None of the above choices .
- The Olympics brings out pride in them .
- They won the running race .
- They beasted a cycling match .
ANS: They beasted a cycling match .
QUES: As I was going to work this afternoon , something rather strange happened . Have you ever had one of those moments where you mutter to yourself about how there is never a cop around when you need one , as you are forced to suffer through a tailgating , speed freak who thinks that your lane is just as good as any other to pass you ? Well , today a curious inversion took place .

Question with options: How must I feel about those who speed and tailgate ?
OPTIONS:
- I must feel they 're enjoyable and friendly .
- I must feel they 're necessary but criminal .
- I must feel they 're annoying but friendly .
- None of the above choices .
ANS:
None of the above choices .