Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A: Bought a Groupon for the place; not even sure it's open anymore. The place is basically awful and that's putting it nicely. The wait staff is totally clueless and doesn't even know you're in the place. I had to shout out to them after watching them talk for five minutes or more. After that, they all scrambled like they were busy when the manager noticed my frustration. They all look like tattooed, dropouts, looking for something to do. The food was fair, if that and I can't even remember what I had. If you're looking to go out, stay out of this place. I still have a Groupon to use, so I think I'll get something simple and never return. Like I said, I don't even know if it's still open.

Problem: Write a positive yelp review.
A: I've always been a fan of Emeril Lagasse & had wanted to dine here on other visits to Las Vegas for dinner and just wasn't able to. This time we ventured off our own hotel property to dine at Emeril's here at The MGM. We had a reservation for 500pm & were stuck in traffic on the strip and had to call and push back; not a problem; the staff was more than accommodating. If your coming from somewhere else, I highly recommend valet'ing your car; it's too far to walk from self parking and confusing. The MGM is also always packed and so large, it's a little hard to navigate. We arrived for dinner and were seated promptly. Again, I don't recommend not having a reservation. You can get a reservation from Open Table via the Yelp app; makes it super easy! We started by telling the waiter that someone in our party had less than an hour for dinner; the waiter suggested ordering quickly and was accommodating to his needs. The rest of us wanted to relish our dinner and enjoy the experience. We started with frog legs ( off the current prix fixe menu and priced separately) and andouille sausage gumbo. Loved the frog legs with house made ranch for dipping. You get 5 nice sized legs; fried just right and good to share. The gumbo was a bit salty, in my opinion; maybe because I was taught in the dirty south by a southern mama how to make it just right?! My water glass and lemon never went empty; just out of surgery this was a dry trip to Las Vegas. My fellow diners, however, had Cosmo Martinis and a southern beer called, TurboDog. Impressive wine list to couple the display of wines encased. I wish :) My next course was the filet and broccolini. It was cooked to perfection and spice rubbed with a blend of Emeril's pepper and various other Cajun type spices. There was a wine and mushroom reduction that went well with the meat and the smashers I ordered on the side; yummy mashed Yukon gold potatoes that easily served 3-4! My dining mates had the fish pan roast and crab cake; both were amazing ! The crab cake off the appetizer menu is very generous and not at all , typical . It was loaded with nice, fresh lump crab. Yummy. My boyfriend ordered the cornbread , which is literally a pan full! Afterwards, 3 of us split the $10 banana cream pie ; as if we were not full enough! It was a good 4 inches tall and so rich and delicious. The Fiori espresso is perfect to end with ... I was impressed by the staff and food ; the decor is getting dated for a place and Chef so amazing ; it's very late 90's and the dining music was very 'disco' ; if it's supposed to be a fine dining experience with the price tag to match ... Change up the music to match the class :)

Problem: Write a positive yelp review.
A:
This is an awesome place if you're an outdoorsy kind of person. The only beef I have is that one guy (I think his name was Avery) who was not pleasant when helping us, and didn't explain anything of the zip-line while it was mine and my cousin's turn. Good thing we listened while other people who were going before us or we wouldn't have known what to do. That is the reason they lost a star. Customer service is a big deal to me since I used to work in retail and was a waitress for a while. Other than that, everything was awesome! I do recommend for you to buy the whole season parking pass for $40 if you plan on going a lot. It's $5 every time you go. It'll help save you a bit of money. The layout of everything is really nice. I like walking straight past the ticket booth and being able to see the man made rapids. It's pretty cool. I also like how they have the restaurant where you can view all the fun the people are having. The river to kayak is kinda far from where everything is, but the further walk is worth it. Once you get a kayak on the river, it's so pleasant and peaceful. I enjoyed the scenery. This place does have a lot to offer, and I haven't done most of the activities yet. I can't wait til I go back to experience more of this!