Okay well , as for the last post [ which was ages ago ] where I said it 's been an uneventful summer ... I spoke too soon . Aside from my parents going through separating , my mother is moving in a week - I 've really got nothing else to say . All that bitching , my god ... I am just thankful this did n't happen ten years ago , I was too young then to understand what they are going through with their marriage [ or lack of ] I am all for this , if this is what is going to let everyone in this god forsaken family be happy then let it happen .

A: Why might I feel ambivalent about my parents separating ?

Not sure if it was a joke or not . Left me feeling more unsettled so I scuttled away , but I had t anyway as I had to meet the lovely Jamie the artist down the road . He had a big bag of work fr the show to give t me , fantstic ! I was n't expecting so much , absolutely brilliant .

A: Why does the narrator want to meet Jamie so bad ?

I got my grandson an outfit and pajamas , also shoes at Payless . I taught my grandson how to shake hands today . I put my hand out and say,"how you doing " ? and he takes my hand and i shake it . He is so precious . He ate all his luch today .

A: What did the grandparent do at Payless ?

Well I just bought a musical keyboard , designed to teach me how to read music and play it . Hope it works . Oddly , 2 - 3 weeks ago someone mistook me for a keyboard player . But I was n't then , I was just going to try out for a 4 person singing group , but I learn by ear , and they did n't have a conductor nor would they record CDs , so I figured it is time to learn to read music . I missed the boat on that group but there will be others . And I got it at London Drugs ( Yo Ken ! Got your back !

A:
Why may the narrator feel like they are a poser ?