Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: Two strikes and you are out!!! Audi Chandler's service department has twice now misdiagnosed my vehicle. The first time this happened I was leaking coolant and was told that my current expansion tank / reservoir was the cause of the leak. It was recommended that I replace the expansion tank. I took the recommendations of the Audi certified mechanics and had them do this work. After the work was completed, I drove off of the lot, got home, and noticed that I still had a coolant leak. I took my car back in only to discover that it was a lower hose that was leaking the coolant. I complained to the service manager. Since I had paid for the wrong work to be done, I was offered a deal...pay for the parts and the labor would be free. I did just that. Sure enough, no more coolant leak. Fast forward now 5 months later, low and behold, I am leaking coolant again. Since the work that was performed on my car was under warranty, I took my car to Audi Chandler to have them check to see if the work they had done was the cause of the coolant leak. I was informed by them that in fact it was not any of the work that they had done, but was a new leak in the oil cooler hoses. They quoted me roughly $1000 dollars to have the work done for the hoses and a new oil cooler (they gave me some definition as to why I would need a new oil cooler, all lies by the way) plus labor. I told them thanks but no thanks and they still charged me $100 for this diagnoses. Again, diagnoses was WRONG! I had a mechanic take a look at my car for a second opinion and low and behold the reason for my coolant leak was a $9 hose that I purchased and replaced myself from my local Auto Parts store. The only time I would use this dealership for service would be if my car was still under warranty and the work / service would be covered under that. Do not use this dealerships service department. They are incompetent and just plain wrong in their diagnosis.
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A: This is the worst Harris Teeter I have EVER been to. Their seafood is total B.S. at best, their produce selection is limited, just plain old MEH all around. Their meat department has given me guff as far as service goes, but the rest of the store seems to be pretty friendly. I truly appreciate the heightened level of customer service that HT attempts to provide, particularly through their front end/customer service staff, but I've seen better at other locations... and much worse.
Problem: What would be an example of an positive (OPTIONS:
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Answer: When I first moved here in Vegas, I saw this sandwich shop so many times on my way home. It was almost like my guide home. So, I started thinking maybe this is just Vegas' version of Subway. Oh, but never in this life time will it ever be compared to Subway. My friends took me here after church. Apparently you have to eat after church, cus it just completes the service. All I kept hearing was, "Try the Bobbie", "Try the Capastrami." I am more of a hot sandwich person so, I went with the Capastrami. It was the greatest decision I've made at a sanwich shop. Kinda makes me wish I made great decisions like this throughout my life. So, anyway about the sandwich.. It was this prefect hot, juicy pastrami that laid on a cold bed of some kind of coleslaw. With this peppery Russian sauce to top it off. I always get extra russian sauce on the side. This sandwich always satisfies my hunger everytime. I tried the Bobby another time. It is a cold sandwich, but it's unique. It's basically a thanksgiving lunch. It has the turkey, bread stuffing, cranberries and cranberry sauce.. It's just as good as the capastrami. I also tried this sandwich called eggplant Parmesan. It's absolutely filling for a no meat sandwich. So much flavor. Now I ave yet to try the rest. They also sell tastykakes! Those deliciously moist krimpets.
Input: OPTIONS:
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Output: Apparently Bruce does good work for reasonable rates, but please do not attempt to patronize this business unless you are fond of being verbally abused and talked down to in the worst possible way. I had heard that he was rude, but I let it slide, thinking maybe people were too sensitive. I should have heeded the warnings, as I have never before wanted to punch a grown man in the face as I the one time I visited his shop. Plus, we didn't even get any help with the bike... Bruce just made insinuations about the shop where we had purchased the bike and wanted us to try to get information from the shop and then bring it back to him. It was all kinds of creepy and unhelpful.
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output: Very strange set up and check in process. I arrived 20 minutes early for my appointment assuming I'd have paperwork having never been here before. The girl at the front desk had me write my name on a sticker and then sent me away. About 10 minutes later I was called to the desk to "check in" and complete the registration forms (not sure why I couldn't have been doing those as soon as I arrived, but ok). She took my insurance card and ID and had me sit back down. 20 minutes AFTER my scheduled appointment time (so 40 minutes total), I was finally called back where I received my ID and insurance card (weird that they held onto it, but again - whatever). The ultrasound tech was very pleasant and efficient although there was almost no explanation of the procedure and she didn't ask if I had any questions. (Luckily I was already familiar with it, but how was she to know?) The rest of the staff - virtually no eye contact, no smiles, very little interest in the patients at all. I've worked in healthcare for a very long time and if there IS any organization to this office, it is not apparent as a patient. The office space is unwelcoming and small and they were showing a soap opera on the TV in the waiting room. All in all, an unprofessional office and if I need imaging services in the future, I will choose another location or facility. I am giving 2 stars for a 1 star-worthy review simply because the clinic areas were very clean and much care was taken to appropriately sanitize equipment in my presence.
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This place is an overpriced attempt at Italian food. Poor service, stuck-up waiters, who never asked how the entrees were. Then the uppty waiter walked by and took my wifes' plate without asking if she was through. That was our Valentines dinner. Then we talked to the manager, who stated that because of the recession they were understaffed and overworked. NOT OUR PROBLEM. I will never go back.