Definition: You are given a review about a place. You need to provide a rating from "1 star" to "5 stars" for this place.
Input: It's a Residence Inn, so by and large you know what to expect- a living area with a sofa-sleeper and a bedroom.

The reason I typically stay at these when I travel with my family is that we have a three year old. That means I can count on a decent hotel with a door I can close so my kid can sleep and I can watch TV.

Not so much at Uptown Charlotte. The door not only didn't close, it didn't fit the frame. As in, somebody with "Hoyt" stitched over his pocket would have needed half an hour with a plane to get the damn thing to close. In addition to that little gem, the guy in the next room decided to conduct business with Bombay at 3am. We listened to mellifluous Hindi for damn near two hours. I don't blame him, everybody's gotta earn a living, instead I fault the hotel. A guy should be able to make phone calls/watch TV/quietly murder someone next door without waking other guests.

I would probably have ranked the place higher had they decided to come through for us on customer service, however the manager, although a nice guy, only offered to move us to another room for the next night. Um, we're checking out this morning, genius. I'm really glad you are going to get right on the problems I pointed out to you, but kinda underwhelmed that your thanks for pointing out your inadequacies is all I get in return.
Output:
2 stars