Problem: Write a positive (OPTIONS:
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A: Nostalgia overload! This place is fun. It has every pinball game you can think of or remember and even some classic video games...hello ninja turtles arcade! Be sure to try some of the old pinball games. They are the cheapest and usually have the longest lasting games. No cover charge, no pretentiousness, just old fashioned arcade fun. A tough find in Vegas indeed!
Q: negative

A: We went to CCOM for two reasons: 1) we had a gift certificate. 2) we saw on "The Best Thing I Ever Ate" on Food Network. I have no idea how it got that rating - while the food wasn't bad, it certainly wasn't the best thing I ever ate. The portions were absolutely LAME! Seriously - $9 for a sandwich that left me hungry. The one they showed on Food Network actually had more than one layer of meat - not mine. They MUST have paid Beau Macmillan a lot of money to talk highly about the sandwich - he even held his finger & thumb up to indicate how thick the sandwich was. Read the rest of the reviews. These guys are cashing in on the kitchy nature of the place - they're not earning their money!
Problem: What would be an example of an positive (OPTIONS:
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Answer: Pure sex. That's all that needs to be said about PURE. The best dj's (kanye somehow ended up on stage last time I was here) with the best music spinning. Table service is the best way to enjoy PURE for me. Last time, we managed to score a good table and ended up partying with Tito Ortiz and a bunch of his floozies. The outside area is a great idea to cool off and catch your breath after dancing for a few hours with the 2 girls you just met and will end up spending the next 12 hours drinking and gambling with followed by a hot tub session in your room. God I love Vegas. They really need to bring back the Vegas Baby! commercials because they captured Vegas perfectly.
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Output: Last night marked the second time in a week that I waited 30 minutes or more for a 71B in the freezing cold rain. I was 5 minutes early for the bus I was trying to catch. I can understand a delay during rush hour, but this was not. The bus was running every 20 minutes both times, according to the PAT schedule. When I gave up last night and went into my apartment, it was an additional 10 minutes before the bus went by...So let's review: I waited a total of 45 minutes for a bus that was supposed to be coming past every 20 minutes. For shame! From now on, I'll be hoofing it across the East End instead of buying a bus pass. It will be cold, but at least I'll be moving.
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output: This place was in a great location, and having parking was nice as well (even though the owner had us drive down a one-way street the wrong way to get to it, which really freaked me out). I can't give this place more than two stars though because of a few things. First of all, the place was old. I usually like staying in older homes with character, but this place felt musty, outdated, and extremely crowded due to all the antiques and knickknacks stuffed everywhere. The bed linens and towels were kind of gross. Clean, but old and pilling badly. Secondly, breakfast wasn't that great. I ended up having to buy something else every morning (to be fair, my husband was fine with it). And finally, the wi-fi didn't work the entire three days we were there. The owner kept saying that it would get fixed, but it never was. I wasn't expecting the ritz, but this place did not impress me. if I ever return to Montreal I'll be staying somewhere else.
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This place is just okay. The food is medium-good, the drinks are moderately priced, and the decor is somewhat interesting. It's a good idea to get out here and TRY a Yinzerita, but expect a heavy sugar headache afterwards. The best part about steel cactus is probably their happy hours on weekdays from 5-7, featuring half-priced appetizers and $5 cocktails. Pro tip: Try their mojito without simple sugars.