Problem: So we 're sitting here tonight .. Mike was grilling . I was on the computer ( you 're surprised ? ) . Maya was standing at the front door watching daddy play with fire . She just starts busting out with the ABC 's .

Why were they grilling ?

A: They were hungry and wanted to eat .

Problem: During the summers and autumns I like to take my two caiques , Icarus and Daedalus , out to fun events as much as possible . ( Wearing harnesses , of course . ) They love the sunshine and fresh air and stimulation , and I like to keep them well - socialized and friendly to strangers as much as I can . ( Part of my motivation for this is to keep them from becoming aggressive one - person birds , and part of it is so that if they ever escaped they 'd feel comfortable flying to a stranger , not just to me . )

What would happen if your birds happened to fly away ?

A: They would comfortably fly over to someone they know and not be scared or worried

Problem: I think our a / c has been drying out my sinuses & making my eyes puff up & run when I ' m sleeping - at least the humidity has ended my nosebleeds . In the dream , which I do n't remember much of anything from , I was struggling with something - I was dropping to my knees trying to pull their hand from my face but I ca n't say for sure it was human hands . There 's almost an impression of buzzard talons and dark , dusty feathers .

Who might I be speaking to about my dreams ?

A:
None of the above choices .