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Output: Good thing I didn't pay for the tickets.. These goofy blue men has no special talents, all they do is give funny faces, beat drums, ooze milky substance, and make fun of audience. The show is probably funny for 15 year olds.

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Output: I don't like to give a poor review, but I'm hoping that maybe they will fix the problem because this place has SUCH potential. Went for Brunch and was excited about the atmosphere and the nicely priced bottomless mimosas, and fun music on the outdoor patio. However a couple of problems: 1) Totally not enough staff. They need at least a couple more people to give better service, as well as some Bussers as they ran out of glassware and were giving paper cups for water. Plus the stations looked really trashed once people started to vacate. 2) The menu online is NOT the menu you get when you arrive. I had the Spanish Omelette which was apparently ala carte but online it stated it came with sides. Plus for $14.00 I didnt feel the omelette was even large enough, especially just to have that on the plate. A couple people left when we were there because no one greeted them. It is a great place that I would want to take a large group to, however not with the service the way it is. They were never on a wait which I'm sure is attributed to the staffing quality. Such potential...please fix your Sunday Brunch as I would love to be a regular guest!!

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Output: I didn't think I would ever see the day when my daughter threw a tantrum because she DIDN'T want to leave the Dentist office. That's how great this place is! They were great at explaining the whole process in a very kid friendly way whether it was telling her to bite on the crackers (the x ray film) or ticking her fingers with the tooth polisher. The tech who did the cleaning was extremely sweet and it made her first dental experience an entirely positive one. They have movies in the waiting room and affixed to the ceiling and a small stash of books. Not much in the way of toys, so if you're kid gets bored easily then I would bring some of your own. Excellent experience all around and I'll be bringing my daughter back here for years to come.

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Just moved to AZ and thinking of using Banner Del Webb doctors. After 30 minutes on hold with a scheduler line, accepted a appointment a month from now.. Called another clinic, got an answer immediately and an appointment in 2 days. Tried to call Banner back to cancel and after 40 minutes of holding during their "quiet" time, gave up. Plus, no emails are listed online - would have been happy to contact them that way. I give up - won't every try again. Maybe they will call to remind me?? What a horrid inefficient process.