Problem: Write a positive (OPTIONS:
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A: Great atmosphere! The drinks were good and it was a real classy place. Not too crowded, and not too expensive. Loved it!
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A: "I guess nothing is ever as good as you remember it" -Marge Simpson Unfortunately, I tend to forget why Gino's pizza is the most awful pizza place in Arizona. About every four years I forget that they use the world's worst watered down sauce, synthetic tasting, plastic-like cheeses and toppings, and a crust that seems to only consist of equal portions of flour and water. That leads to forcing myself into a journey that reminds me that this place is a poor excuse for a pizza parlor. It's clear this place has a steady stream of customers, (the owner flaunts an ever changing sports car out front of the restaurant). How else could he afford to drive nice vehicles? That leads me to believe that there are like-minded saps who make a residual journey every few years to find out why it's been so long since there last visit. On a positive nod to nostalgia, they still have the same arcade games I fed quarters to as a child. That tends to bring a lighter side to each visit. It is very clear that this is the worst pizza (find out for yourself!), but at least you can always rely on the on that consistency.
Problem: What would be an example of an positive (OPTIONS:
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Answer: Omg I love this place! Cheap and cheerful and just jokes! When I was in Vegas I simply had to stay here!
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Output: An all in one experience. It's the House of Blues. The House of Blues is best known for being a concert hall, but you can get a bite to eat or down a few cold ones all the same. I've seen Boogie Nights (a bitchin' 70's cover band) here and it was a blast. The floor is spacious and can accomodate hundreds. Opposite the stage is a bar and a couple of levels for people to hand out and watch if they don't want to be in the middle of the crowd. However, some of the watching space, especially right in the middle in front of the bar, is for VIP seating. Drinks are typical Vegas pricing. You are inside the Mandalay Bay after all. On a separate occasion I grabbed lunch at the restaurant. It's in a portion totally apart from the concert hall. Mix of booth and table seating. I got a burger and beer. Quality of food and service is good, but nothing extraordinary. Set me back around 15 bucks, so you're not breaking the bank by any means. It's also family friendly place.
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output: Review for Sunday Brunch: Food 4.5 Service 1 and that is being kind. I love the concept of half buffet and half ordering off the menu. You really can't go wrong with assorted pastries, sushi, shrimp, smoothie bar and a panini and crepe station just to name a few options. Off the menu the standouts for me were the Lobster Brioche, apple cinnamon pancakes, pork ribs and the junk food dessert platter. Honestly, I thought the food was all amazing. Now, the service on the other hand was a major fail! I'm paying for bottomless drinks and I shouldn't have to wave or hunt down staff for this. Even ordering our first items off the menu upon arrival took quite a while. Keep in mind we joined a large ongoing birthday party in the back dining area. At one point someone in our party took it upon themselves to retrieve the champagne and serve us. Just like my prior visit for dinner, Simon did come out which is a nice touch. I do love the atmosphere and our group did wear PJs which is fun so I will probably be back but for the price I expect better service and next time won't be afraid to ask for management if I'm not getting it.
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Now that a week has gone by, I feel I can write this review and not become unhinged. My beloved cat Pepper, who was my constant companion for the last 2 years, spent last weekend at this Emergency Animal Clinic. Our regular vet told us to bring him here as it was the 24-hour animal hospital closest to our home. It turned out he had a very serious bladder stone condition, and come Monday, when we were able to see our regular vet, we made the heart-breaking decision that putting him down was the best thing to do. However, if the staff at this EAC had managed to give us all the information they had, we might have been able to save Pepper a lot of pain and misery sooner and maybe us hundreds if not thousands of dollars. First of all, this place is ghetto. Nothing about the appearance and upkeep inspires any confidence. Secondly, they have rotating doctors and technicians, so you are always talking to someone new. And everyone has a different opinion, and most of them were inconsistent with what our vet told us in the end. The reception area staff was unprofessional. The first girl we spoke to stammered over how to ask when Pepper had last urinated or defecated. Um... how about learning and using appropriate terminology? The person entering my information transposed 2 of the numbers of my cell phone number. No wonder they had to call my husband instead. I verbally corrected it with them over the phone, but when we went in later that day, they still had not changed it on Pepper's paperwork, so we took out a pen and fixed it ourselves. They neglected to call us when Pepper's urethra blocked yet again within the first 12 hours. They neglected to call us when his temperature spiked again and he became agitated. They said they told my husband the results of his blood tests over the phone, but he does not recall hearing that information. They did let us come see him several times, and while we were waiting to be led back to the cages, we were regaled with loud and stupid personal conversations, that apparently the staff did not care that the rest of us in the waiting room could hear. It just pissed me off that we were all in life-and-death situations and they were all into their petty gossiping. Not that I expect a medical practice to be a somber graveyard, but appropriate conversation at an appropriate volume would simply show respect for the clientele. When I told my boss, a fellow cat lover and downtown resident, what happened, she said that she too had once taken a cat to this EAC in an emergency. It was having severe upper respiratory problems, and they were having some trouble getting it out of its carrier. So instead of getting my boss to see if she could coax it out, they tied a rope around its neck. Around the neck of a cat who couldn't breathe. She took the cat somewhere else immediately. I will also never go here again in an emergency, and have since spoken to a number of people who have given me other options should I find myself in need of immediate after hours care. Our bill (which had to be pre-paid, mind you) was nearly $2000. Outrageous indeed.