input: Write a negative yelp review.
output: The food was not bad but the restaurant was just weird. The employees were two pimply faced teenagers. The food is on a counter staying heated in silver containers and then they put together what you order. My kids got nachos. It was chips with fake cheese sauce. I ordered a bean and cheese burrito, it was just okay. The guacamole was in a plastic store bought container. I won't go back.
input: Write a negative yelp review.
output: This is where you go to get wrecked............ by cheese. If you like cheese A LOT, you can order any of their delicious combos smothered in ooey, gooey, creamy, warm cheese. Is there actually any real food underneath the gigantic blobs of cheese? Strap on a portable oxygen tank and dive in to find out! In the 1988 film "The Blob," an evil life form goes around eating people, only at Laredo's you can finally get yer revenge and eat the blob...............if you dare! *blurp *blurp*
input: Write a negative yelp review.
output:
Good god - it's not that we sat down for brunch with HIGH expectations... But the huge servings of terrible food didn't make up for the fact that it was still terrible food. Service was terrible to boot.