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An example of an negative review: Kinda disheartens me to write a negative review of this place, but I've gotta be honest. The Goretorium isn't anything to write home about..especially with the rediculous price they charge. Perhaps I've been spoiled attending theme park haunted attractions in my youth and presently living in a city where homeless people shouting in your face with oozing sores is the norm, but I wasn't terrified. I went alone and after three cups of Fat Tuesday, was totally jaded. I was put in a group with 4 others and was told by the charming Grim Reaper gentleman at the entrance that I was 'totally f****d." Awesome. Totally ready! As I walked through, the actors paid particular attention to me...which I LOVED! I, in turn, screamed in their faces and laughed like a deranged hyena. Oh yeah...and the blood looks like strawberry jam...mmmm! I'd go again if it was free or if the experience lasted more than 15 minutes but if I need to look at rubber body parts, I'll stop by my neighborhood Halloween store. Eli Roth, if you read this, holla! You need my help.

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An example of an negative review: Fair, I ordered to go and it was ok, that's all. I would not order again.

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An example of an negative review: Poor service on weekends AND my to-go order was messed up. Will never come back here.

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An example of an negative review: You know it's a classy joint when you check your bag at the front and are presented with a wristlet. It bought me back to the Bronx with stripperific one time wear pieces for low prices. The $2 jewelry intrigued me and after scanning every plastic, neon, and gaudy piece, I was finally able to find a set with 2 wearable earrings (small fake pearl and diamond). All in all, not for me. I would consider coming back for Halloween.