Problem: Being so close to Mexico, you'd think Phoenix would have some of the best Mexican food in America. So far I've found much better Mexican food in random places like Denver, Las Vegas and Florida. But I keep searching for some real, authentic Mexican food in my home state. I stumbled upon Ocho Locos thought maybe this is it. Meh. Totally not! Unfortunately this place may be the worst Mexican food on earth. The guacamole at Taco Bell is much better. We've eaten here four times in two years every time thinking we just hit it on a bad day and maybe THIS time it would be better.... Finally decided there is no "better;" it's just as bad every time. From the watery salsa to the guacamole to the overly greasy and salty dishes, I have never had anything (except for their very good frozen margaritas) that is above one star. I've concluded that any rating above one star has got to be from people that think Del Taco and Taco Bell are Mexican food. If this restaurant were in Mexico, Mexican officials would have had it deported years ago.
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Problem: Uhh only the best place to eat in Vegas. I'm hesitant to spread the word bc I don't want it to get busy...but oh well. Small bar. Literally a bar in the middle of the casino. There are only about 18 chairs so if you come anytime after 12:30 pm until like 1 am you'll probably wait awhile. There is only one chef and each dish takes awhile to get it ready. If you're into spicy, get a 6 or 7. If you are sensitive, definitely get like a 1 or a 2. Must get a pan roast. If you're not in the mood for that get the boulliabase. S*** is like CRACK YO!
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A: positive

Problem: Great food all around, and the atmosphere is fun and inviting. We had the special, Walleye, Gumbo, Fish n Chips, and Fried Chicken and it was all fantastic. The calimari was great too! I'm not a huge sea food fan, but I still really liked the menu and we all had a great time. We'll be back.
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A: positive

Problem: Considering it's your only decent option within miles, it's awesome. It's IHOP, so you know the drill.
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