Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Q: An ad is shown for a pet wash place. A dog

A: takes a horse off the floor and gets in his car bag.
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Q: We come into the middle of an argument on the sidewalk. Both men

A: whisper into each other's eyes.
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Q: We see the camera operator. The lady

A:
closes the bottle sleeping in her purse.
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