Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: I am a huge fan of quaint hole-in-the-wall cafes and am a connoisseur of coffee so when this new place opened up I thought it looked pretty promising. I was completely misled, however, as this was probably one if the worst customer experiences I have had to date. I couldn't believe how rude the male employee behind the counter was as he repeatedly made snarky remarks and messed up my order (twice!), each time blaming me by saying that I was hard to understand and should be more clear when I order! Not to mention that the coffee was weak. This was not the quaint cafe I was expecting, I will definitely not be returning.
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A: Just as quickly as I got up 500 bucks I was down 1000, and this is playing at the cheapest table they had. That hardly matters when some scantily clad woman is blowing your dice. The place is pretty damn clean for how many people walk through it. They had a garden in the middle which I thought might have been fake as everything looked pristine, but turns out they just do an amazing job of making the real seem surreal. This includes those glass blown flowers in the reception area. Pretty unbelievable.
Problem: What would be an example of an positive (OPTIONS:
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Answer: I was just there this past Saturday night on a first date. She suggested Uncle Sal's and I had never heard of it before and was game for a great Italian restaurant. Being new to the area, I look forward to getting to know as many places as possible. Although the restaurant is in a strip mall, Uncle Sal's sits back off the road a little which is good because you don't get a lot of car noise if you're sitting on the patio. There are fountains outside with dim lights for a very casual dining experience. When my date arrived, we walked in and were greeted by a very nice hostess. I told her we had reservations for the patio and I asked her if smoking was allowed there and she said yes. So we opted for the bar which was open seating. The bar area is filled with tables along the wall and a horse shoe bar. We were greeted immediately by Johnny, a NY yankee fan whose service was impeccable. He was fast, courteous, and had a lot of personality. The menu was filled with every type of Italian dish you could hope for. Although I was looking for some pasta, I tried the filet mignon with gorganzola sauce. Johnnie brought out lightly toasted garlic bread with either olive oil or butter on it. I don't remember but it was gooooood. The salads came fast and were very good. My date ordered pasta with sausage and peppers and there was enough food to feed two people. My dinner came out and I was surprised with the portion as well. It was almost the length of a NY Strip, but thick like a filet. And folks....it was one of the best filets I've had in a long time. I usually order my meat medium and this melted in my mouth it was so tender. I also had it on a bed of bowtie pasta. The only thing that I would have liked differently, was that there was too much sauce and it was poured on my steak. It took a little away from the flavor of steak but it was to die for. It was that good! Great service, great food, nice ambiance for a small place. I'll be back soon to try their pizzas and pasta dishes!
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Output: Ummm ... no ... not worth the money. American Kobe is not Kobe! Not even close! Obviously, I'm making a huge $ difference comparison here, but I was just extremely disappointed! I can make a better steak myself. I've had a better steak at Cattlemens' . I've probably had a better steak at Applebee's! Maybe not. Anyways, I ordered the American Kobe ribeye. I wish the waitress told me that it didn't include the rib cut. That was so, so disappointing! I couldn't believe it! $64 for a rough piece of meat. Cooked medium rare, but still damn tough. On the brighter side, the fries were good. The spinach was good. The maitake mushrooms were really good. I wouldn't spend the money there again. At least not for the American Kobe steak.
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output: Been there 3 times in 2 days been treated horrible. Pass on this place & how they operate. 1- They refused to honor their $1 off coupon on 2 occasions, then refused another coupon after they made the sandwich they said was good. Complete morons and horrible service and treatment. They switch to spanish and knew they were being even more rude.
Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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Went here as a choice of the in-laws. Hadn't been to a Macaroni Grill in a few years, and was actually looking forward to it as my past experiences (although never at this location) were very good. When we were seated they tried to put us in the first table just outside of the main path back to the kitchen, even though the place was practically empty (it was a Tues evening). When we asked to move out of the main traffic area, they offered a table one spot away from the original one. OK, we'll play your silly game, let's not address the 800 lb gorilla in the room (the 85% empty restaurant). Once seated our server stopped by very quickly to get drink orders and apps. Before the app came out, our server was back to take our dinner order (so far, so good, right? Ahhhh, just wait). We ordered: Lasagna w/side salad, Capellini with meat sauce, Eggplant Parmesan with a side of sausage, and a Parmesan Crusted Chicken Salad. The side salad came out not long after the app, and then the wait began. Not sure how long, but it was long enough for the entire table to get antsy and for us to ask for more bread. We even joked that it was because someone ordered lasagna. When the main courses came out, take a guess which one didn't come out with them...you ready? The Parmesan Crusted Chicken Salad. Seriously. The rest of the table started eating (it can't be that far behind, right?) and no kidding, they were at least halfway through their main course when they brought out a salad with what looked like a half of a chicken tender chopped up in it. I thought maybe they had tossed it in or something, and when I confirmed the few small pieces were all that was there, it went from not so good to bad (and soon to really bad...wait for it...). So, here I sat with this sad salad with a couple pieces of chicken, and because the wait had been so long, I was done. I told the server I didn't want it anymore and to send it back. Then I told her to make sure her manager saw what was coming out of the kitchen. I saw her talk to the manager and she came back and said they were going to make some more chicken. I told her that I didn't want it at all. I saw her go talk to the manager, who was at this point standing in front of the girl making salads) and I know by her body language and his that she told him I didn't want it at all. A few minutes later I saw them put more chicken on the salad, put some more dressing on it, and he started walking over. When he got to the table I was PISSED (yeah, really). I asked him what part of "I don't want it" did he not understand and he just stood there hovering over me with this damn salad in his hands. I explained everything that had happened and he told me that the server never told him that I didn't want it at all. He asked if there was anything he could do and I said "Yes, you can go away" (he was still just standing there staring at me like he could use the Force to make me take the salad. Now, you might be thinking, "Damn, little harsh Bro!" Ah yeah, but wait til you hear what sent me over the top... When our server came back (who was very nice and apologetic this entire time) I asked her if she told him that I didn't want the salad at all, no matter how much chicken they put on it, she said (and I fully believe her) "Yes, I told him that". So I told her how he lied to me and threw her under the bus. THAT is just inexcusable. Forget to put an order in, fine. Something not cooked right, oopps. Throw one of your workers under the bus? Piss poor. Oh yeah, and the app we ordered was zucchini hold the cheese, and it came with cheese, and the side of sausage never came out. Would I ever go there again? Not a chance. At this point I don't know when I'll even risk going to another Macaroni Grill.