In this task, you are given Yelp reviews. The task is to classify a review as "POSITIVE" if the overall sentiment of the review is positive or as "NEGATIVE" if the overall sentiment of the review is negative.
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Question: The service was really bad here! Our waitress was rude and such in a rush? Really strange the restaurant was empty only one other couple sitting at the bar. I was doing the ayce, as I was ordering the waitress walked away and I wasn't even done ordering???? I would never come back here again.. It's sad really nice place but so clueless!

Answer: NEGATIVE

Question: This past December my honey's heterosexual lifemate (heretofore known as ""Princess"") decided that nothing would do but to celebrate his 30th in Vegas. I have been to Vegas 4 times and the rest of the group, Princess included, were Vegas virgins.

Princess decided that he MUST sing karaoke during one the the nights of our visit. Sadly, Princess is not so much with the good planning and failed to realize that the live karaoke at the House of Blues in Mandalay Bay where we were staying took the month of December off.

This led to my happy a$$ being dragged to the bar at the Imperial Palace for karaoke. Princess assured us that this was where the ""locals"" went.

This was the single most horrible bar I have ever set foot in. So depressing that it made me want to slit my wrists the ""right"" way (Remember kids:down the road, not across the tracks!). Drinks were week, waitstaff surly, customers alternating between scary, horrifying, embarrassing, or some combination thereof.

The kicker was when the DJ refused to play a Tool song because it had profanity in it. If we can get it played in our local dive karaoke bar in Redmond, WA; whose sensibilities are you shielding? The old man grinding on the female patrons with his toupee askew or the girls dragged out of the Ladies room covered in puke yelling at her pimp?

Save yourself this is like a Stephen King novel but less funny.

Answer: NEGATIVE

Question: Two words ""Tourist Trap"". If you've ever been to old Tuscon, Walls Drug or the Big Texan then you have experienced this kind of place. I guest if you are in town you have to do it once. The food was not good. My party had steaks and they were overpriced and not that good. We all had stomach aches afterwards. I was initially kind of suprised when the waiter told us they had there own micro-brewery. My enthusiasm waned when I asked what styles of beers they brewed. He said ""We have a brown one, amber one, black one and Hefeweizen"". Can you believe that? Oh yeah don't wear tie they have decorated the ceiling with ties they have cut off of people.

Answer:
NEGATIVE