Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer: This review is strictly for the West Wing room. We asked for a complimentary upgrade from the grand tower to something better. The girl at the front desk said they do not offer it, but when we got to our rooms we found out that she did in fact upgraded it for us. AWESOME!! The decor is very modernized like what everybody else said, until we start discovering more and more negatives. Yes the pillow and blanket is made out of down, which also explains why there's a lot of stuff that pokes at you. The sheets had makeup stains on them and I even found some sort of bug shell in it, GROSS! Maybe I was just being self-conscious, but I couldn't stop scratching my legs either. This room doesn't really have anything; I guess hotels don't come with a fridge and a coffee maker these days either. The shower stalls were poorly designed. After showering, you'd have to step all the way out just to retrieve your towel. they had a poor draining system, too! When i opened the doors, there was a pool of water right in front of the stalls. I had to use 3 towels to soak up the water -_- Cleaning up the water mess took longer than cleaning myself up in the showers. The room only looks cool. Avoid at all costs even if it's a complimentary upgrade. This room is best for couples because as other yelpers have described, the bathroom is just enclosed with frosted glasses, lol, and you can pretty much hear everything that goes on in there.

Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer: Garcia's is a comfortable respite from all the cheesy Mexican food joints (probably a hundred or so) in the area. The decor, ambiance, and uniformed servers all give Garcia's a solid four stars. The food? It depends. Order one their signature items and you can't go wrong. Any of the combination lunch plates, chimis, or burritos...all good. On this day I ordered a bowl of red chile. It arrived lukewarm but I didn't care since I was hungry enough to eat the ass out a dead and rotting rhino. I inhaled it. Then proceeded to make my guests nervous as I sat and stared at the food on their plates. I'm guessing they liked their food too as they slowly did the hand-plate wraparound, overtly signaling how I should back the fuck off. No problem, I ate an entire basket of chips. And when I finished them, they brought me another. I had three diet cokes, two baskets of chips and a bowl of red chile. I haven't a clue as to what any of it cost since one of the guys I went to lunch with is richer than God himself and I knew he'd pay. I know, it's fucked up for me to think like that, but I really didn't want to get into a pissing contest with him over a bowl of red chile and some free chips. Not classy. Neither is throwing up in the parking lot for that matter. I think I have an ulcer. I really need to get it checked out. I hate my life. I wish I was a matador or something.

Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer:
They don't even deserve a star. They don't do any discounts for large orders and if your looking for order to be wrong and they having to wait an 1 hour for them to fix it, then this is the place for you. The phone staff is extremely rude and unhelpful. We will NEVER order them again.