input: Write a positive yelp review.
output: I realize that there's a lot of controversy about how Massage Envy works, and whether or not it's good for their employees. I'll try to set that aside in this review. I find the prices reasonable; although I must admit I'm a little turned off by the "system"; the therapists there really need that $15-$20 tip to make it work, I wish they'd just charge everyone $15-$20 more and have a no-tipping policy. I always tip fairly, but I don't like the way it's so in your face. That's basically why they don't get five stars; but in the long run, it's really about your therapist, and while it may take a few visits to find one who works for you, once you do, it's a really great experience.
input: Write a negative yelp review.
output: It is unfathomable to me how a place full of dbag hipsters and the nouveau riche can manage to be so sh*tty and pretentious serving mediocre food and awful beer. Customer service is nonexistent here and the place routinely smells like vomit. Seriously, what is that smell??? Much be the stink of the attitudes. Have been here with friends twice for celebrations. Would never voluntarily return with SO many better options in the neighborhood. Ugh. Hope this deliberately trendy place crashes and burns and makes space for a real, quality brewery and not something thrown up with a ton of money to attract past-their-prime frat boys trying to act like they can stomach something other than Bud.
input: Write a negative yelp review.
output:
Called to order chicken wings and fries from the lady doing the orders from the phone she was rude and kept putting me on hold when I started ordering. Then the wait which was suppose to be 45 minutes turned out to be longer then that because the driver couldn't find my address despite me telling him the cross streets. Finally get my food and the chicken wings are dry and there is more bone then meat on the wings and the fries were overcooked I threw it out I can't believe I wasted 30 bucks on that with the mozzarella sticks which was the only good thing pathetic avoid this place at all cost.