Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Men are talking on the phone and laughing. men
are playing pool on a bridge.

He is holding a bowl of noodles and broth. He
holds a pot, and all the tools are at the back.

Someone keeps his eyes on the armored truck ahead, rapidly approaching he collides with the rear end. He hits the truck again and someone's van
smashes and he misses.