Input: .
Generate a negative review for a place
Output: Food was ok, I had the chicken and Dumplings, chicken was dry and the dumplings undercooked, the flavors were good but the execution was bad. The service was good, for everyone around us, we got the short end of the stick. Im a very observant person, I people watch and notice things that other people dont. Our server decided to chat it up with the bar tender, a manager, other tables, and avoided doing his job. He was a bit of a smartass that seemed like he was above his job when he chose it, if you dont like it quit dumbass, you work for tips and think you deserve it when in reality he only takes the order and brings our drinks, other people actually bring our food, the least he can do is check in every 5-10 minutes.

Input: .
Generate a positive review for a place
Output: First off not all Nordstroms Cafe are created equal. They all have different menus depending on their region. The Las Vegas menu doesn't change much, but they will offer a "special" on occasion. We like their menu, it's simple & consistent. The runners are attentive & very helpful...especially with our children. I can honestly say we haven't had a bad experience...yet. (knock on wood) The roasted chicken with roasted vegetables,, caesar salad with parmesan chicken, tomato basil soup...are all good. And I never had a crappy bowl of Mixed Berries...they sell out fast. The kids cheese pizza is always good...says the kids. Go give it a try...good service & great menu. If you don't try it...thats fine with us, We don't want it too crowded.

Input: .
Generate a negative review for a place
Output: I wish you could leave a review with zero stars because that's more than what this business deserves. Marvin, the owner and Linda, his wife were absolutely horrible. First of all, my husband took in a flat rate priority envelope to mail. We have mailed these many many times and it only costs $5.95. They charged him $13.45 and informed him it wouldn't mail out until tomorrow. He called me when he walked out to see how much he should have been charged. When I told him they charged him more than DOUBLE what it should have been, he went back in to see if a mistake had been made or if he could get our package and money back. Marvin was a complete ass to him, told him he should expect to pay more at a convenience store (for a FLAT RATE USPS shipment????) and that he would not give him a refund or the package back. My husband told him we'd leave a negative review and Marvin told him to shove it up his ass. What a professional guy! Don't waste your time and money here. These people are terrible business owners, scammers and just unpleasant people.

Input: .
Generate a negative review for a place
Output:
Maybe I should've read the reviews before going to take my daughter. They suck!!! First of y'all the doctor took all day to come in saying she had an "emergency". Well I'm glad I didn't have one too. Then when I went to check out the lady was rude as hell. Dang lady it's Monday morning and you are angry already. Smh.