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An example of an positive review: Awesome food with great service.

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An example of an negative review: Tonight was my second visit and last. I don't like to bad mouth local businesses, but I have a big problem with this place. First off, if you look on their website they advertise that they show every Pac-12 and Big 10 football game. That's funny, because tonight when I went in they didn't have on Stanford vs Utah or Michigan State vs Maryland. What's even worse, they didn't even have on Notre Dame, who by the way was playing a Big 10 team or Auburn vs Georgia (two teams ranked in the top 15). That's Notre Dame football and the ESPN SEC Saturday night football game and I have to ask to put them both on? Think about that. I had to ask the manager to put on ESPN for me. At sports bar or grill whatever you want to call it....Are you kidding me? That's just bad. More so there wasn't sound from the games - instead they play cheesy music like Bon Jovi (Bad Medicine nonetheless) and Tom Petty - songs you've heard a million times before. I came in to watch football - not listen to cheese! Speaking of sound - On my first visit - the owner felt the need to have the the Cowboys vs Giants game with sound on the big screen instead of the Cardinals game. Mind you, that's the first place Arizona Cardinals were are talking about! The local team - hello??? Not cool. Food is totally hit or miss. The servers are friendly and there aren't enough televisions either. Lots of unused wall space and TV's could be bigger. Hard to see more than one TV at once. Yes, they have nice bathrooms and a children's corner, but that's about the best things regarding the interior. Get it together or you'll be going out-of-business. On this second visit, the place was dead on a Saturday night at dinner time.

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An example of an positive review: I had the prix fixe dinner here before the Mystere show. Everything was fantastic! And I am spoiled by all of the top notch sushi joints in the bay area. This place could easily rival the best sushi anywhere. From start to finish, everything was top quality. Especially the cod. I wouldn't have ordered cod if it wasn't a choice on the prix fixe menu, but I'm glad I tried it. My mouth is still watering as I think about how tender and tasty it was. Try the sparkling sake; you won't be disappointed if you like bubbles. If you aren't a fan of the sparkling variety, there is an extensive list to choose something to your liking. So, why not 5 stars, Keeks? Well, it's at TI, which means that you have to put up with that lame-ass Siren's cheesy hoochie fest with pirates while you eat. If you can get a table away from the Pirates of the Caribbean meets raunchy Showgirls, then go for it. Unless you are into that sort of thing.

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An example of an negative review: The Southern Nevada Health District (abbreviated SNHD) of Henderson is both an inconvenient tax and Communism in the shadows of the Las Vegas Strip. It is a gloomy place where there is no beverage allowed, no cell phone allowed, no respect from the employees (at least that I interacted with), and after reading this review: no stars! An inconvenient tax: From my perspective, the food handler safety card online course is an inconvenient tax. Another example of the Government nickel and diming the workers that abide by the laws. Seriously, does the SNHD need to force somebody to waste hours of their time and $40 excluding the late fee they are quick to add to learn that you need to wash your hands for 15 seconds prior to using a paper towel to open the door, you don't put a chicken over a tray of cupcakes, you need to wash a thermometer after dropping it, and so on? The answer is ,"No." This is common sense information that the employer could reiterate to the employee through training, signing, and even a pamphlet. And if you want to nickel and dime workers, at least give the option of a real instructor teaching this material. Not everybody is computer savvy. Communism in the shadows of the Las Vegas Strip: When I entered the gloomy indoor space of the SNHD, a badly qualified, resentful security guard and old troll (yes there are real trolls offline) greeted me with coldness. The security guard quickly initiated me to all the prohibitions of the SNHD. He told me that no soda is allowed but I could leave it in my car. It was cool outside and I'll bring it to my car. Keep in mind at this time, I am the only non employee here and I'm standing at the entrance. However the resentful security guard made me go out of my way to the exit. I could see the pleasure in his face by having the power to make somebody walk out of the way. Further into the waiting rooms of Communism, I filled out an application under another security guard's eyes. I shouldn't complain that one counter was open. It is my understanding there was for awhile one SNHD office processing cards. When I was waiting, I was thinking, "why no beverages or cell phones allowed? " Misery seems contagious here. Too bad SNHD doesn't give shots to stop misery. The woman who processed my card, kind of talked down to me when I asked with a Bob Newhart cool tone, "So the $15 is for being a day late?" This brings up another issue. If many people work mornings and mid shift, "why do SNHD offices at the latest close at 5:30?" In this miserable place, the simplest thing is a process. Even picture taking. The woman who processed my card takes pictures of people all day long. So, do you need me to stand up to see if my chair is against the wall of the cubicle? And then when I parted with $35 (paid $20 with c.c. for online course), it was a process for the cashier to present me with $5 change. Conclusion: This SNHD office is repulsive. The disdain that the employees I interacted with showed toward myself and the public nauseated me. So, using the analogy that I am working on a painting of a nighttime sky called SNHD, I'd give it zero stars and a full moon.