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Output: We only trust our three dogs to these fantastic vets. They are reasonably priced, very knowledgable, and clearly very good with our fur-kids. We have to drive 25 minutes to get there, but worth every minute.

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Output: Huge menu. Lots of choices. Pleasant decor, very crowded - all good signs. The two of us had the New York omelet and Spinach Florentine. Hopefully without sounding too nitpicky, I found the latter name to be a bit redundant, b/c of that funny. Even though the size of the plates didn't overwhelm us, as has happened before, neither of us could finish the food. Cooked well. The menu prices were (imo) uneven. Most of it was reasonably priced but there were some items that seemed very expensive for what you were getting. Like sliced tomatoes on the side for $2.45. However, I liked the option of ordering hollandaise as a (very reasonably priced) side. Likewise pitcher or water with lemon on table. Pricewise, most important would be the coffee - we both ordered a cup. It came in a small carafe but the bill for both coffees was $4.58. That just seemed very expensive to me. It was typical diner coffee - better than some but definitely not what I'd choose on a regular basis. I don't expect it to be excellent but it is an integral part of breakfast out. The total for 2 came to about $27 with tip - a lot more than I thought reasonable for breakfast. Re: service, it was quick and fast. Not particularly friendly or unfriendly. But I had to clean the table after as there were grounds and coffee under where she first placed the carafe. Plus when I requested more cream (those jugs are tiny!) she put it right on the open newspaper on my right that I was reading. Needless to say, that didn't thrill me. Overall, the food was ok, but I would look long and hard before going back.

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Output: I signed up for a 30 min massage, I was not impressed. The upstairs has leaks in the ceiling. Additionally, when you are in the massage area, you can hear everything that is going on downstairs--which is not even mildly relaxing. As far as massage....I've had better at a fraction of the price.

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Setting: In a mini-mall full of ritzy shops at the Bellagio. Ambience: Sucks. Way too dark, way too loud. The patio outside overlooking the water show lagoon looked nice, but like the similar setting at the Paris resort's Mon Ami Gabi directly across the strip, you have to be someone, know someone, or just be lucky to sit there. Food: Mediocre. The bread was fresh, but like from Vons. The tapenade was too salty. The panzenella salad was VERY good- the best thing we ate, really- a thick slice of toasted bread and cheese, covered with quartered heirloom tomatoes and balsamic dressing. I would seriously consider going back just for that salad, but it was on the daily specials menu, so who knows how often they have it. The entrees were so-so. My "flatbread" (pizza) was bland. Joyce's scallops were tasty, but they were sitting on a bed of luke-warm, undercooked "risotto with pancetta", which had no detectable pancetta in it. Service: OK- prompt, but at the same time, kinda distacted, if you know what I mean. No, we didn't order dessert and coffee (hit Red Mango over on Paradise later for that). We won't be giving this place another chance- too many reliably great choices in Vegas to waste time and money here.