IN: I delivered a baby Thursday . I do n't get to do that so often anymore . Since my role is usually a managerial one , I ' m assigning deliveries to the junior residents , making sure c - sections begin and end somewhere near their scheduled times , and that laboring women do n't wait too long for beds while the housekeeper cleans . But actually putting my hands out to catch a baby ?
What is the speakers vocation ?
OPTIONS:
- They have are a long practiced doctor .
- None of the above choices .
- They are a junior resident .
- They are a housekeeper .

OUT: They have are a long practiced doctor .
So I arrived at the Budget rent - a - car counter and they nice lady kindly told me that they provided me a FREE upgrade to even bigger SUV . WOW I thought , lucky me , I got one of these : And half an hour later I discovered why . This monster chews petrol like oil is only $ 30 a barrel , not $ 130 a barrel .

OPTIONS:
- Because no one ever wanted them because they are gas guzzlers .
- They wanted me to have a roomier and more luxurious vehicle .
- They have a deal with the manufacturer that they would get people to drive them .
- None of the above choices .
Answer the following question: Why might I have been given an upgrade to a bigger SUV ?

Because no one ever wanted them because they are gas guzzlers .
question: Today on the way home from work I was flying 30 mph down the hill on 17th street at Lake bottom park , there was a car at the intersection waiting to turn left who decided to turn left in front of me ! when he saw me he stopped in the middle of the intersection blocking my path . I slammed on my brakes and skidded probably 10 feet before slamming into the front of the car .

OPTIONS:
- None of the above choices .
- They felt their flying caused the accident .
- They felt the other guy made the wrong choice .
- They regretted deciding to turn left .
Q: How did the narrator feel about the events described ?

answer: They felt the other guy made the wrong choice .
QUES: My daughter is obsessed with dogs . She eats , reads , dreams and sleeps about them . Shortly after I adopted her , six years ago , she began agitating for me to get her a canine pal . Finally the day came when I knew it was hopeless , that I was going to have to give in .

Question with options: What would the man get his daughter for a present if he had to ?
OPTIONS:
- He would get her a fish .
- He would get her a frog .
- None of the above choices .
- He would get her a cat .
ANS: None of the above choices .
Problem: That simple ... Anyway , it was , quite nice to met these people , I kind of ... like them , after all . For the next day we ( I mean Elka and me ) had planned grill . But quite out of the blue , the weather changed -- it rained and that was serious threat to the whole grill idea . Fortunately Elka decided to move our party to the attic of her house and put grill on the balcony , under parasol .

Why did Elka and the narrator want to grill ?
OPTIONS:
- They wanted to try out the new grill .
- None of the above choices .
- They only ate meat .
- They wanted to throw a small party .

A: They wanted to throw a small party .
Question:
we went out to China City which was incredibly quiet . After car jockying , we all , My husband , Sara , Dan and Mollye and the new friend Joe , were drinking around a fire . Not long after , Shorey and Ian showed up . I have not laughed this hard in years , basically at Ian and Shoreys joke about Dan 's manhood .

What might I mean when I say I laughed at Shorey 's joke about Dan 's manhood ?
OPTIONS:
- i might mean that I laughed at jokes about Dan 's muscles
- I might mean that I laughed at jokes about Dan 's masculinity .
- I might mean that I laughed at jokes about Dan 's penis size .
- None of the above choices .
Answer:
I might mean that I laughed at jokes about Dan 's penis size .