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Output: Meh. I was actually surprised that you could review a concrete slab. I searched for concrete slab and of all things, Primanti's was the second result: http://i.imgur.com/cEeaV.png I have many fond memories of Market Square. I miss the old days of sitting in the Market Street Ale House and watching the crackheads fight each other while sipping on a beer. My fondest memory is from 2005 and that of two women - one dressed in all white, the other dressed in all black - fought each other for about 5 minutes, chased each other around and ripped off the other's clothes and hair. One of them was down to just her jeans and bra. The fight was then broken up by a gentleman who attempted to mediate between the two. The women weren't having it. They instead turned on the gentleman beating him with their fists and feet, one even grabbed a felled branch from a tree and chased him away. The two women then consoled each other and walked off together into the night. Memories aside, I was excited to hear that Market Squre was going to be redeveloped and that bus traffic would no longer roar through there. I was hoping for a park or something park-like to be built / grown, perhaps with some more trees. Instead we were given a concrete slab on which we can bake under the hot summer sun.

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Output: Service is non existent. Prices exceed New York prices. Food is horrible. Other than that is is ok.

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Output: I've been meaning to write a review for this place for a while. It's tucked in the corner of the Mirage casino, and bit out-shined in appearance by its flashier neighbors, but this wine bar/restaurant is definitely worth your time. They have an extensive selection of cheeses, if that's your thing, and my entree (gnocchi w/ chicken) was the best I've ever had. Service was excellent, and since it's sort of hidden, there was no wait time. Will definitely try to come back when I'm in Vegas again.

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Oh dear. If it was squashed between Haiwaian shirts, college tee shirts and secondhand Levis in Beyond Retro, Liberation's stock might not look that bad. Spread across a whole shop however, it looks hopelessly dated and niche. Imagine acres of Batman, Star Wars, Superman, Pulp Fiction and Ghostbusters tee-shirts and sweaters dotted around old movie and comic posters. Not a pretty sight unless you're a nerd or comic book collector.