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Output: I'm sorry, but give me balsamic, bread, and crayons, and I'm happy. It's probably not technically the most chic place to go, but it sure is fun after work with co-workers. And to think the waitstaff learned to write upside down in two crayons. That's talent. I always seem to get an awesome wait-person and the dishes are satisfactory. Big group of tired, overworked adults = crazy jokes and semi-loud laughing. And we didn't even order any alcohol. The staff didn't seem to mind us there, so we were ultra comfortable making our lunch last longer.

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Output: Worst customer service very sloppy wish I would had read the reviews first ..this place is really bad people do not come here, bad business .no stars on my place

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Output: New Year's spent in Vegas, a great experience. My girlfriend, her family and I decided to celebrate the end of 2012 and the start of 2013 by driving down to Vegas. It was a last minute decision and we realized it would probably be pricey and hard finding an affordable place to stay considering the nature of the events going on and the last minute choice. However, for 3 nights we managed to book a room at th Excalibur for roughly $500. Other places were ridiculously high ranging from $200-400 a night. We chose to stay until January 2nd in an effort to avoid the large amount of traffic and chaos it would be to get out of Vegas during the day of New Years. Now onto the review of Excalibur itself. The hotel itself, a bit less exotic or upscale looking as other places but still quite a twist having a castle looking hotel with two towers. Depending in the tower your room is located (Tower I or Tower II) you will either have a great view of Las Vegas Boulevard, aka, The Strip or a view of the highway entering Vegas. We stayed in Tower II and had a nice view of some parts of Vegas but not so much a view of the strip. The rooms were a nice size where you can choose to have a king bed or two queens. Bring your own blanket if the air conditioning/heater isn't enough as the blankets provided aren't true blankets, but nonetheless, the average temperature in the room remains above 60 degrees as you cannot set it lower than that. With checking in, you get a coupon book full of many offers. A good one is the complimentary two drinks within Excalibur you get where you only pay gratuity. It has a good selection of slot machines and various tables where you can play at and the Craps and Poker tables are often filled with enthusiastic gamblers. Of importance would be to sign ul for M-Life, the membership card that basically allows you to accumulate points at various hotels and casinos which include big ones like the Mandalay Bay, MGM, etc. I managed to rack up 500 points to get a free play balance of $10 and hope to continue to add to my point balance in the near future. The casino is a smoking zone so bring a surgical mask or something if you hate smoke. There's a food court on the second floor, a bucca de pepo as well, an odd place called Dicks Last Resort and it is connected to the Luxor and Mandalay Bay for you to explore. You can get married at the little chapel inside, get a water massage, see naked buff dudes dance, and get a bobblehead made! Overall I felt it was a solid hotel and casino. They had plenty of gambling options to choose from, good drinks, a solid selection of food items. A couple of things that weren't so great was the inconsistency of the "cleanliness" of the hotel, spit hanging on the elevator door, being hassled by some guys trying to give you "free" stays at the place and the old little ladies with their aged bossoms trying to get you to buy cocktails and drinks. Sadly, the buffet wasn't all that great, it did its job in satisfying my hunger but wasn't out of this world. Excalibur is chill, does what its supposed to do and is conveniently located on the strip. Will be back to visit the casino and perhaps the hotel in the near future.

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SCRATCHES!! I took my car to this carwash for the first time today and it scratched my car's driver side hood and the windshield frame. (Plz see the pic I have uploaded. There are a lot more small scratches which I cannot capture with my phone's camera). YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED! I'm so mad at myself for not believing other bad reviews and decided to give it a try... lesson learned...