Write an article based on this "Put the mixture in the refrigerator. Find a block of styrofoam."
article: Place the bowl in the refrigerator and leave it there until the mixture is fully chilled (about one hour). The cold temperature will help the slime solidify and reach the ideal consistency. It can really be any size but the standard size is 1x6x6 inches (25x150x150mm). Run the styrofoam on your hair or on your carpet several times to give it a static charge.

Write an article based on this "Open the Ubuntu Software Center. Click the Edit menu and select Software Sources. Click the "Ubuntu Software" tab. Check the "Software restricted by copyright or legal issues (multiverse)" box. Wait for the Software Center to update sources. Search for "Pepper Flash Player". Open the Terminal. Type . Wait for the installation to complete. Restart your browser. Check for updates periodically."
article: You can start it from the Ubuntu task bar. Click "Close". This may take a few minutes. Download the browser plugin. The package name will be "pepperflashplugin-nonfree", but it is a free plugin. You can start it from the task bar, or press Ctrl+Alt+T sudo update-pepperflashplugin-nonfree and press Enter. This may take a few moments. Once the installation is complete, your computer's name will appear again. Type exit and press Enter to close the terminal. Flash is now installed for Chromium. When Flash is installed this way, it will not update automatically. You will need to manually check for updates on a semi-regular basis. Open the Terminal. Type sudo update-pepperflashplugin-nonfree status and press Enter to check for updates. If the available update is a higher number than your installed update, there is an update available. Type sudo update-pepperflashplugin-nonfree install and press Enter to install the update. Restart your browser to complete the update.

Write an article based on this "Use humor. Laugh. Agree with the person. Walk away and ignore the bully."
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Humor can oftentimes be an effective way to respond to an insult for several reasons. It weakens the insult, it lessens the tension in the situation, and it gets others on your side. Consider using humor the next time someone puts you down. You might find it appropriate to even exaggerate or extend the put down, which serves to further lessen the power of the insult. For example, if someone insulted you with the comment, "Your ears are so big," you could offer a humorous response by saying, "Oh yes. The better to hear you with, my dear" (a reference to Little Miss Riding Hood). Laughing at an insult can be a very powerful response. Laughter makes the insult seem insignificant, and it also communicates that you were not hurt by the insult. Furthermore, it takes away the emotional power that the insulting person was hoping to gain from putting you down. Bullies are typically looking for a reaction or disagreement from you to fuel their desire to cause you pain. Instead of giving the bully what she is looking for, give her the unexpected by agreeing with whatever she said to insult you. Just say something like, "You are so right. I couldn't agree more," and keep agreeing as she continues the insult. She will get bored of teasing you of you don't provide a reaction. The person launching the insult is probably seeking for you to engage negatively. By walking away, you are essentially ignoring the person's insult and the individual himself. Try to walk away the next time someone says something unkind. If you want, you can provide a brief comment as you walk away. For example, if your spouse were to say, "You are such a slob," you response could be, "Okay," and then walk away.