TASK DEFINITION: Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context
PROBLEM: Someone raises the camera to his eye. He

SOLUTION: scrutinizes his friend's butt, then sits on the ledge.

PROBLEM: Someone's po - faced husband is the only other occupant. Someone

SOLUTION: is facing a map.

PROBLEM: The waitress leans over and slaps someone on the shoulder. He

SOLUTION:
poses with four more balls.