Question:
Last week we took Friday off to go to the State Fair , which was wonderful . We saw cool handmade stuff , ate unhealthy food , and saw hucksters and county exhibits . I got to hold a hairless cat and we watched our friend compete in sheep dog trials . The next day we went on a tour of the State Capital .
Answer the following question: what may happen after friday ?
Answer:
We may take a tour of the State Capital
Question:
Meh .. He 'll get over it ... Secondly , years ago , my Mom told me a NASTY Dirty joke ... Which I used on Tuesday afternoon to get myself out of a speeding ticket . A speeding ticket I actually deserved , considering I was pushing 175 km / h in a 90 zone just outside of golden , however , I am distracting myself .
Answer the following question: What is the reason a nasty dirty joke could get you out of a speeding ticket ?
Answer:
You might tell the arresting officer a joke , make them laugh , and they would have pity on you .
Question:
My daughter is obsessed with dogs . She eats , reads , dreams and sleeps about them . Shortly after I adopted her , six years ago , she began agitating for me to get her a canine pal . Finally the day came when I knew it was hopeless , that I was going to have to give in .
Answer the following question: What would the man get his daughter for a present if he had to ?
Answer:
He would get a dog .