Input: OPTIONS:
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An example of an negative review: One of Las Vegas' claims to fame are their buffets. Long stations filled with anything that your heart desires... Happy people taking pictures of food with their cell phones, and talking about how great their food is... Other people clamoring around the various stations, excited to try something new or eat some of their old time favorites... My experience at the this buffet however, was quite different. I think everyone there was just looking around, wide eyed, and thinking to themselves "that's it?" This place can't even compete with the comfort foods of a place like Hometown Buffet - and Hometown would charge you $5-$10 less! My reviews are always relative to the level of service one would expect from a certain level of restaurant, and those that are comparable in the area. For one of the most famous Las Vegas hotels, in the middle of the strip, a place like this has the cash flow to impress. But impress they didn't! Even the service we received was not up-to-par with the other buffets we went to. I thought their salad area was very fresh (though extremely small), and they also have crab legs, and fresh carved ham. I went during the brunch, so they also had breakfast items - the waffles were very cute, made of the various suits of playing cards (diamonds, clubs, etc.). But other than that, I did not find anything really that appetizing. Oh yeah and if you are dying from dehydration, make sure to try the scrambled eggs. There was so much water in those things that I thought I was going to float away after eating them! Come on Flamingo - you can do so much better! SUGGESTIONS: According to the Flamingo Las Vegas' Website: "Watch the playful antics of some of the Flamingo's wildlife while enjoying a fresh feast at the Paradise Garden Buffet." What they fail to tell you on the website is that you are going to need binoculars to see those playful antics, as all the tables near the windows are reserved for the "Platinum Club Members", so if you are just here for the buffet, then you might as well forget about those playful antics. Maybe you can make random bird calls in the restaurant, and start some playful antics of your own!

Input: OPTIONS:
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An example of an negative review: I was very excited to dine at Terrace Cafe, from family members raving to Yelp hyping it seemed like it was going to be awesome. Perhaps my expectations were to high? No, perhaps I should have went for breakfast? Probably. I ordered an appetizer of fried green tomatoes and pimento cheese. They came out very hot and crispy with tons of flavor, easily the best part of my experience. My main course was the trout, veggie rice pilaf and tempura green beans. The food was by no means bad but it also wasn't anything memorable. Maybe I ordered the wrong thing because my friend loved his steak. I left feeling very underwhelmed, sucks when the appetizer is more exciting than main course. Whenever I return it will be for breakfast. PS - you would think that a classy restaurant could offer a better beer selection than boring bud, coors and miller. Sure they had Sierra Nevada and Fat Tire but that was it. Beer is just as, if not more complex than wine, recognize.

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An example of an negative review: Thai food for white people. We ordered a 10/10 spice level and my three year old daughter ate it without difficulty (as did my in-laws who can barely handle the spice level of salt). So, we asked for some fresh Thai peppers and they brought sauces instead (red flag). When we again requested peppers they wanted to charge us an extra $1 for the spice in the food they failed to deliver in the first place. Had the flavor profiles been more interesting I may have been much more forgiving, but it tasted like average, over-sauced Pittsburgh Thai. The coup de grace was actually that we were charged an unearned 18% gratuity because we were a large group. As a note, the corking fee for beer is $0.50/bottle, not $5 as some had previously mentioned.

Input: OPTIONS:
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An example of an negative review: If you want to contract an STD, have your clothes ruined by indoor smoking, and drink cheap PBRs...then this place is for you. I love dive bars, but this place is the trashiest of the trash.