Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: This is the first Yelp review I've ever written, but I've never been more compelled to write a review before. SITARA hookah lounge used to be great but now that it has been take over and renamed SMOKING VEGAS, it has all gone down hill. My hookah bowl got harsh within 5 minutes, I looked at the bowl and the holes were all poked wrong, and the bowl itself was very loose and in turn the amount of smoke was tiny. I looked for the manager and told him the issue, to which he replied "I own two hookah lounges, do you think you can load a better bowl?" I knew I could because this bowl literally looked like it was loaded by a 5 year old, and this condescending attitude did not help. He could have helped us out, switched the bowl, but instead he now has 2 anger customers who will NEVER return to the hookah lounge, and a 1 star yelp review. My advice to the owners; learn how to properly load hookah bowls, and learn how to treat your customers with some respect.
Q: positive

A: I popped into Fromagination today to grab a jar of Yumbutter's newest concoction (WI cranberries + coconut = http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=76RrdwElnTU in my mouth). Walking into Fromagination is like walking into the cave in the Goonies (anybody? anybody?) - you're surrounded by so many treasures your eyes dart around not knowing on what to settle first. The walls are packed with local treasures like Potter's crackers, Hawkwind mustards and relishes, Gail Ambrosius chocolates, and fridges full of Wisconsin-native beers. Nevermind the honey samples of which I shameless took about 8. I don't even eat cheese and this place is heavenly. My friend says sandwiches are to die for... I may need to work up to that.
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer: I was looking forward to my appointment after seeing all the great reviews, but sadly disappointed after going here. The doctor was so sarcastic and came off rude. I should have just left but needed to get glasses soon so I ordered from them and it took over a month to get my glasses in...the office was nice and clean but I will definitely not be returning
Input: OPTIONS:
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Output: I have tried Whole Foods recently even after hearing about the attitude of the butthole, hipster employees and presumptuous, anti-bourgeois customers that will literally push you aside a turn their noses up at you a million times. The rumors were true!!! Even though I was only there one time, first impressions are a bitch! The selection is great! I can't afford any of it, but it's great! I have never seen such expensive rice! Here is the bro-down... The food: Plentiful and too expensive to even think of buying. The freshest fish that isn't in the Strip...but you need to take a second mortgage to buy fish for a family. I bought sushi rice, a piece of fish and a salad, my bill: $25! The salad with lettuce, carrots, chick peas, onions and about 5 pieces of chicken was $11+ The employees: Hipsters with thick-rimmed glasses, tattoos and facial piercings that slack like I have never seen "workers" slack before. In fact there was a sign above some fresh fish stating "We will prepare you fish any way you want, just ask" HA...HA! When I asked to have a tiny fish to be filleted (something that would take me about 10 seconds at home) I was scoffed at by the so called fish monger who was obviously not a trained fish monger, but got his job because of his Progressive music of the soviet era bachelors degree . It took him the better part of 20 minutes to fillet a f-ing fish! All I got was a chopped up piece of crap that was useless. And scoffing is what these people are good at. Pushing your cart down the aisles is like running a scoffing gauntlet. Staff huff and puff when you get in their way?! The cashiers just stand and talk to each other or run to get organic iced tea to drink WHILE they ring you up...they don't even do that at Giant Eagle! The other customers: This one is a peach! If you're not pulling in a good $60K a year you are dirt to these people. I was at the salad bar (it is a good salad bar, but expensive) an older woman in a mink coat bumped, no, pushed into me then stared at me and turned her nose up at me, can you believe it? She actually turned her nose up at me! Others in the aisles will grunt like cantankerous old people if they can't get through. They push ahead in line, give you dirty looks, and act like it's a class struggle...it kind of is! So unless you have a lot (i mean A LOT) of disposable income, have never needed to use coupons, drive a $50K car (parking is terrible there), are the president of the United States, CEO of Microsoft, a widow whose wardrobe is more extensive than the explanation of the formula explaining an event horizon or a hipster who looks poor, but lives off daddy and mommy (though they'll never admit it) you shouldn't and really won't be able to afford this place...but why would you want to? I'll stick with Trader Joe's for my alternative market, thank you! I prefer employees with edges that are a little rough to ones with pants so tight, I can see their junk.
Input: OPTIONS:
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Generate a negative review for a place
Output:
I love the decor and the pool is great - but the last time i was there the front desk offered me extending check out - and then checked another person into my room while I was out having breakfast - with all my belongings still inside! FAIL I was so knkocked off my center by this sequence of events - i didn't remember to pick up my key which means now I will need a new car key (expensive and a hassle).