IN: Thinks for a few seconds . " Pirates were n't very sympathetic , remember ? " We planted two rows of carrot seed tape , which has worked well in the past , and this is what we got from it : Seriously .
What movie may have we just watched ?

OUT: Pirates of the Carribean

IN: All in all , a pretty good semester I would say . I was in the mood to celebrate after the first test was done . I have a gift card to the Olive Garden and I was in the mood for a nice meal .
Why would the narrator decide to go to Olive Garden ?

OUT: They are looking to use their gift card and to celebrate .

IN: and the morning after too . she came by i got a slap . i deserved the slap . she left after i apologized to go out with some guy and spend the night on his boat .
Why is the female going out with another guy ?

OUT:
She wants revenge .