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Output: We got a deal for $45 per night during a conference so we stayed here. There was also a $15 per night resort fee which said it covered in-room internet, the gym, etc. When it said in-room internet I just assumed it meant wireless. It doesn't. You pay $15 per night for wired internet (if you brought a cable and if you can find the plug...we couldn't). There is no wifi available at all in the rooms. None. So, the first day I camped in Starbucks all day and paid $9.99 for slow wifi. On the second day I discovered that if you sit in the Bazaar area, you can connect to the MGM or Mirage free wifi and get better signal that you can get from the service you have to pay for elsewhere in the hotel. The chairs are also more comfortable and the ladies that work at the snack shop there are really nice. Our room was in one of the towers and it looked like it hadn't been upgraded in ages. The door handles were all scuffed and scratched. For some reason you don't get a real comforter either. Just a sheet, a thin blanket and a "satin" cover. Saving on laundering costs I suppose? The walls are also very thin. We could hear everything going on in the rooms next door. Even just the flush of a toilet can be heard. The elevators are literally falling apart. Many buttons are missing and the control panel is exposed in many of them. I felt oh so safe. The housekeeping staff doesn't follow the "towels on the floor need to be replaced, those hanging don't" rule. I try to conserve water in hotels by not asking for new towels every day. I don't get them at home, why would I in hotel? But they replaced them every day anyway. Not very "green." My final, and biggest, complaint is that the room keys are terrible. In 3 days I had to get 4 new keys because they stop working if you get them anywhere near a credit/debit card or a cell phone. I'm a girl, I keep everything in a purse. How am I supposed to keep the key away from everything in my purse? I tried by surrounding the room key with business cards but that didn't work. One night at 3 AM, I returned to my room and my key didn't work. I went to the front desk to get it fixed (again) and they said their system was down so they couldn't give me a new key. They told me to wait by the elevators for someone from housekeeping to let me in my room. I waited by the elevators and no one showed up. So I went back to the front desk and finally got a new key. When I got up to my room, the phone rang and it was housekeeping telling me that someone from the front desk was "looking for me" and then put me on hold. I hung up after waiting 30 seconds. I will never stay at this hotel again. I guess you really do get what you pay for.

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Output: Friendly staff. Excellent food. I even tried the crispy duck (a risk at many restaurants) however it was perfect. GREAT value for money in an informal atmosphere and 10% off for cash.

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Output: excellent, prices good too.

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I dont like to give bad reviews but I've had enough. First would like to say they do have a big selection of vw parts. The only thing that sucks is it is all empi or cheap quality products. Almost everything I bought from there is garbage and have had to replace it in the immediate future. Trust me just buy the part from an online store. Now why I'm writing this review, bad experiences. I needed a brake light switch. Went to offroad Bob agrued with me about which one I needed. 67 is a lovely year. He insisted I take the wrong one. Maybe I had it wrong and he knew a lil more. Wrong. The old man was wrong and hassled me on the exhange. Bob also wouldnt sell me carberator jets when I was restoring my carb. He also sold me the wrong tie rods, again because he thinks he knows everything and wont listen to what YOU need/want to buy. Went in yesterday for a headlight switch. Showed me two different switches and neither looked like the one I needed, one looked like my emergency flasher so I said something only for him to tell me 67 dont have flashers and my car isnt a true 67. Wow insult your customer. This guy knows nothing. Emergency flasher came out in 66. Don't buy parts from someone who doesnt know anything about the cars. Dont know how many times he gave me the wrong parts. Plus his attitude sucks. Makes you feel bad spending money there. If you need something right away I would check out butches before offroad. Bad service little vw knowledge and cheap parts. Dont waste your time and money.