Problem: BODY: The information contained herein is based on sources that we believe to be reliable, but we do not represent that it is accurate or complete. Nothing contained herein should be considered as an offer to sell or a solicitation of an offer to buy any financial instruments discussed herein. Any opinions expressed herein are solely those of the author. As such, they may differ in material respects from those of, or expressed or published by on behalf of Carr Futures or its officers, directors, employees or affiliates. ? 2001 Carr Futures The charts are now in the most recent version of Adobe Acrobat 4.0 and they should print clearly from Adobe Acrobat Reader 3.0 or higher. Adobe Acrobat Reader 4.0 may be downloaded for FREE from www.adobe.com. (See attached file: TotalGasolineStocks.pdf)(See attached file: Padd I Distillate Stocks.pdf)(See attached file: Padd I Gasoline Stocks.pdf)(See attached file: Padd II Crude Stocks.pdf)(See attached file: TotalCrudeStocks.pdf)(See attached file: TotalDistillateStocks.pdf)(See attached file: APIMAIL.pdf) - TotalGasolineStocks.pdf - Padd I Distillate Stocks.pdf - Padd I Gasoline Stocks.pdf - Padd II Crude Stocks.pdf - TotalCrudeStocks.pdf - TotalDistillateStocks.pdf - APIMAIL.pdf
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Problem: BODY: Kim - I have scheduled my surgery for Monday, 11/5. In preparation, I must have pre-op and a meeting with my doctor on Thursday, 11/1. I will be leaving the office around 11 am on 11/1. Lorraine
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Problem: BODY: A very successful energy trader parked his brand-new Mercedes in front of his office, ready to show it off to his colleagues. As he got out, a truck passed too close and completely tore off the door on the driver's side. The trader immediately grabbed his cell phone, dialed 911, and within minutes a policeman pulled up. Before the officer had a chance to ask any questions, the energy trading icon started screaming hysterically. His Mercedes, which he had just picked up the day before, was now completely ruined and would never be the same, no matter what the body shop did to it. When he finally wound down from his ranting and raving, the officer shook his head in disgust and disbelief. "I can't believe how materialistic you energy traders are," he said. "You are so focused on your possessions that you don't notice anything else." "How can you say such a thing?" asked the trader. The cop replied, "Don't you know that your left arm is missing from the elbow down? It must have been torn off when the truck hit you." "My God!" screamed the master trader. "Where's my Rolex?"
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SUBJECT: trader joke