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Output: They lost my bag. The staff was NOT friendly, NOT helpful, and NOT helping. This was to one particular staff. She was 'helping' me, made me filled out all these documents, and then 'lied' that she did not promise to call after I signed. Escalation to manager was denied. WTF. It was ridiculous. Luckily, another staff showed up AFTER me waiting/talking/arguing for a hour or so. She promised to call, and gave me a number in case I want to check the second day. They found it, and the second lady called the second day. Hence the 2 stars. But then, still, if you are a small company, and you want to grow, you better work hard, if not harder than everyone.

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Output: I went on a Wednesday night and was able to sit up at the bar area. I have to concur..all the employees there are super friendly. The food...wow. I tried some of the combo gumbo and the combo pan roast. Both were spice level 8 of 10. They were perfect. Full of meat and super tasty. I'm definitely going back to try the mussels and the clam chowder. Oh...the chocolate bomb cake was great too. Can't wait to go back. I hear on the weekends, there's sometimes a line of over an hour.

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Output: 2 of our rooms were robbed while we were sleeping. It is pretty scary knowing that while we were sleeping someone came into our room and stole money out of 2 of the purses and the third one they took my nieces whole wallet. We had 4 rooms there the week of October 15, the hotel security was called. They are a joke. We went to the police station and made a report. The managers at the front desk are the worst and did nothing to help us. The assistant manager had the nerve to say that maybe one of our family members stole from us! SERIOUSLY!!!

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i love resorts. i love being catered too and saying to all my other middle class friends, 'uhm, oh yes, we are going to (insert name of resort) for a social gathering/event/spa/overnight, etc'. alas, i rarely get to do any of that, unless it's a work function, a birthday treat for my wife, or a career continuing ed class. however, last night, our employer treated us to the annual christmas party at the cottonwoods. the lobby is beautiful, with it's rustic southwest decor. our function was in one of the convention halls. it was decorated all holiday style and the staff service was friendly, unobtrusive, and prompt.