QUES: and i 'll be in minneapolis all weekend . and ... due to the unfortunate circumstances that led to the wiping of the family hard drives and loss of all previously pirated programs ... i have no microsoft office installed on any of the household computers . and everything she sent me was in word format .

Question with options: What caused this ?
ANS: Needed information was lost
QUES: I cleaned it up and readied it for use by oiling the blades with mineral oil . Next , we picked a day and headed out to the patio to play barber . I buzzed Steve , Max and Will ( Chandler escaped my wrath due to sleeping at a friend 's ) . I put a towel around the guys to keep the hair off of them , but it got all over me , so I had to shower !

Question with options: What may we of done while we were pretending ?
ANS: cut hair
QUES: school or anywhere near school is out , so i do n't know where . maybe i 'll study downstairs with the malays and indians who smoke and scold vulgarities . okay no that 's just wrong .

Question with options: Why does the narrator not want to study with the Malays and Indians ?
ANS: The narrator feels they be an annoyance .
QUES: Today , we had our Code Red drill . It was really really really really dark in there ... I could n't even see my own hand . For a while , I got so bored that I started doing sit - ups , but the ground was too hard and it hurt my back . Well anyways , we got to work , and I played around with Adobe Illustrator , and sucessfully created a cool smiley with a nice yellow gradient .

Question with options: Why did the narrator have some free time at work ?
ANS:
There was a special drill .