Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer: The food was good. We ordered the shishito peppers, fries, sangria, and bacon wrapped dates. The service was not that great. It took about 10 minutes before anyone came to talk to us, and there was only one other table in the whole restaurant at the time. After we finished eating I went to the men's restroom. I smelled pungent body odor coming from the stall next to me. An employee came out of the stall and left the bathroom without washing his hands. We will not be coming back here. Summary: Filet o' poop.

Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer: Not the standards I would hope Staying at the Luxor for 7 days. First time in Vegas, and I have to say I was expecting more for the money. Pros: Spacious washroom with both shower and soaker tub. Clean Plenty of closet space Cons: "Upgraded" from Pyramid room to a room on the third floor of the East Tower - roof level with a lovely view of the roof, air intake units (complete with constant humming), and the side of the pyriamid. Would have been nice to see a tree, plant, or even sunshine. Looonnnnnggggg ethernet cable behind the television stretches across the room and almost reaches the desk. Tripped over the cable several times. No wireless internet Room service dishes sat in the hallway two days before being picked up from the room next door - I don't get the impression they are service oriented. A maze of hallways and elevators to manouver through to get to the room. Smoking in the casino common areas - smell like smoke at the end of every day Overall, it's a hotel. For Vegas, I guess I just had my hopes set a bit higher.

Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer:
About the only thing I can eat is the potatoes. That said, I've tried other there while "cheating" like their omelettes. I am not impressed. How can anyone be impressed with processed cheese and greasy gobs of hash browns??? ick. Next time, I'm lobbying for Waffle House. Plus, the last time I was there, I was recovering from surgery and in a wheelchair. The person at the front taking names and seating people was downright rude. Yes, she was young and ignorant, but she still acted badly.