Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: The only reason I gave this place two stars is because of the smoking. I was under the impression that Lava Lounge was completely non-smoking on Friday and Saturday but I was misinformed. The non-smoking rule only goes into effect at 8 PM AND only if the bartender actually enforces it. That being said, this is a cool dive bar and a lot of fun. I wish that the karaoke DJ paid more attention to us newbies (who might have been enticed into becoming regulars IF she gave us more time at the mic)... This bar reminds me of Hells Kitchen and the Lower East in NYC - a nice eclectic mix of people... not too many tourists and a lot of regulars. I doubt that I will go back solely because of the cigarette smoke.
Q: negative

A: On more than one occasion I have noticed that the employees at this restaurant had visible tattoos showing from underneath their sloppily worn uniforms. They obviously do not screen their employees, and they hire previous felons and other types of low life's with tattoos. Beware... Your credit card info may be stolen to pay for their next tattoo at some sleazy tattoo parlor. Also their chili is usually watered down.
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer: The name of this place is "Pete's Fish and Chips"! Maybe it's just me, but that should mean that their fish and chips is pretty epic.... this place is a complete fail . Quite possibly the worst fish and chips experience I have ever had. The location is pretty dingy and has the wonderfully appetite inspiring odor of a dumpster. But let's focus on the food. The fish that they have is basically a triple size fish stick; nothing special in anyway at all. It basically had no flavor other than the oil it was fried in. The fries that the fish sticks were sitting on were good, which is why they get 1 star. Oh and don't expect any ketchup to try and add some flavor to the food, they don't carry it at all! and if you want something other than their vinegar dip, you'll be paying extra for a little cup of tartar sauce. I also ordered the onion rings, and just as a side note, I LOVE onion rings, however these are the first onion rings that I have had that I didn't finish. They were nasty, for lack of a better term. They were so hard that it was like chewing on tree bark, coated in sandpaper with a flavorless worm in the center. I'm sure that after a night of drinking and smoking this would be the perfect ball of grease to settle my belly, but if you are looking for something tasty, or something to eat when your taste buds are fully functional, this is not it. There are tons of other places to get fish and chips and onion rings that put this place to shame.
Input: OPTIONS:
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Generate a positive review for a place
Output: I love this type of hole in the wall Chinese food spot. At first I was skeptic because of the location which is hidden in a strip mall but the food and service spoke for itself. We ordered the pecking duck and the spicy egg plant. The pecking duck took a few min to prepare so the waitress offered us a bowl of hot and sour soup while we wait. The duck was prepared table side with the crispy skin served with the steamed buns, green onion, and hoisen sauce. Imagine crispy duck skin on top of a pillowy soft steam bun mmmmmmm duck skin sooo good. Overall this little place was comforting and the food and service exceeded my expectations. I would love to come back and try their other dishes.
input: Write a negative yelp review (OPTIONS:
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output: I *really* wanted to at least add a star to my review of Cactus Grill on a return visit, but I'm very disappointed to say that I can't bring myself to do so. It happens to be very convenient to my work to go, so I decided to go on a day when burritos were the special of the day. Wednesday's special is Steak Burrito for $4.99, so I went with that, even though everyone who DOES like this place says that the Honey Grilled Chicken is the way to go. Since I was getting the special, I decided to get a side of chips and salsa, thinking that just in case the burrito was terrible, at least I could snack on the chips. To their credit, the burrito was much better fare than my previous experience with the tacos. I got the cilantro rice and black beans, but the steak just does not have that much flavor. I got the spicy green salsa, and this salsa does carry some heat with it when you have quite a bit of it at once. It had very little shredded cheese on it, which could have at least been a saving grace if there had been more -- they should think about going with a cheese sauce (ala Qdoba's Steak Queso burrito). Overall, it was food and probably a decent deal for the $5 special, but I wasn't impressed on taste. So...the chips. These were not even close to the life preserver for which I was hoping. The chips were cold, HARD, and downright inedible. They were only barely salted, and honestly, I was afraid I might chip a tooth. I ate about 4, and that's all I could bear. I got the hot salsa with those as well, and even tried soaking them a bit, but I ended up throwing most of them away. I'm sorry to those who do enjoy Cactus Grill and can't understand why I'm down on them. Like I said before, I would like to see them succeed. There is a severe lack of variety for lunch on south Neil near my work, and this would be a nice location if the food was more up to par. I will give it one more shot with the chicken, just because i like burritos but refuse to fight the campus parking/traffic. If it improves significantly, I will post an update.
Q: positive

A:
I liked it! One of the better places in Madison.