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Output: This was the most disgusting experience I have ever had at a restaurant. I normally do not write reviews but felt I needed to share this. My husband and I along with our 2 year old went there for breakfast on a Saturday morning. I ordered the eggs benedict "Joynt Style" which seemed to be their speciality. I also had hot chocolate and ordered a glass of milk. We ordered the kids pancake with bacon for my daughter and a ham and cheese omlette for my husband. My hot chocolate was average, but what came next was appauling. The milk they brought me was totally spoiled! The eggs in my eggs benedict were over cooked so the yokes we totally hard, the sauce was disgusting and my hashbrowns tasted like sausage. My daughters pancake was hard as a rock, and my husband's omlette was overcooked as well. The waiter apologized and offered me another glass of milk, I declined. And he noticed that all 3 of us had full plates when we asked for the check. He did comp my eggs benedict. But, I will definately NOT be back! Hopefully this was just a one off situation, but, somehow I doubt it. If I could give 0 stars I would!

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Output: I came to Stephano's wanting to fulfill a gyro craving, which was satisfied! Located right across the university, this Greek/Mediterranean spot is delicious. I ordered the Beef & Lamb Gyro & made it a meal with fries, which came with a complimentary fountain drink because I was a student. It was around lunch time when I went & it wasn't too busy, but people started arriving shortly after. I had heard of the place & it had always came up on my yelp when I looked for gyros, hummus or shawarmas so decided to check it out. The fellow that took my order was friendly & so was the one who gave me my order. The menu had a variety of items to choose from, from baba ganoush to all types of hummus & Mediterranean dishes & as much as I wanted to try all of them I just wanted a gyro. They had lunch specials as well at good prices. My gyro was delicious & the meat was juicy & tender. I am not a big fan of lamb, but most gyros are mixed with beef & lamb so it was pretty good. I love fries & fry sauces & Stephano's serves their fries with a killer fry sauce that's tangy & compliments their seasoned fries well. All in all I would return because to try their falafel sandwich.

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Output: NO - NO - NO....enough said. i have NO nice words. We stopped here for dinner during the RAGNAR race last year. The fact that the group of us had been running since 8am that morning and had just snack on nuts, fruits and supplements we were STARVING. um yea, my friend order seaweed salad, it came to the table and it looked like it was swimming in dressing. the seaweed was soggy and rubber like, not CRISP and FRESH. SUSHI - lots of rice, little fish WONTON SOUP - i would've been better off w/ a $0.17 pack of Top Ramen NO BUENO, don't come here. There many AYCE sushi places in the valley, try them out instead. You'll be highly upset for wasting money at this place. YELPERS, start using yelp to your advantage. I will not name a competitor on a bad review but...there is a CHECK-IN deal for a competitor AYCE sushi spot on yelp. I'm not saying but I'm JUST saying. Cross streets are trop/decatur...

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Tough review to write, because it's hard to separate how happy I am in my marriage from how happy I was with the wedding. But, this review needs to be written. Nichole was our wedding planner. It was a small wedding, just 20 guests total. That isn't an unusual size for the Forever Grand chapel. There are two chapel rooms, one for weddings about our size and one for weddings about twice that size. It would be easy to say that we didn't get the stellar customer service because of the size of our wedding (oh, they must have been focused on bigger events) which is why I bring up the size. If anything, this is in the sweet spot for Forever Grand. Events the size of ours should be where they excel. Most of the folks who get married here do not live in Las Vegas. It's a destination wedding, and we were no different. We were really taken by the Hollywood Glamour package, which was around $1200 and included vintage hair and makeup, some flowers, some photos, videography, the chapel, the officiant, and the services of a wedding planner. The price seemed very reasonable. And no running around trying to schedule and arrange all those different services? Was exactly the "no muss, no fuss" we were looking for. We booked four months in advance. From the very first contact with Forever Grand, I was nervous. The first email reply from our wedding planner, with the contract for us to sign and deposit to make to hold the chapel? It was wrong. In fact, it listed that day's date as the date of our wedding, and listed that as the date to pay the remaining balance as well. Not a good start. First contact and the attention to detail is not there. Any bride (or groom who has a bride) can tell you, weddings are ALL about details. You go on a website like theknot.com and you find out you have a couple hundred decisions to make before your wedding. You need all of those to run smoothly. But hey, maybe it's just a one time thing? So we get the corrected version of the contract. It looks ok. Send it back. Yay, we have a wedding started! Next couple emails are pretty slow replies. But hey, she is mostly working on weddings that are only a few weeks out, so no worries right? We get the questionnaire via email that lets us make about 100 different decisions. So we spend a couple weeks getting those nailed down and send it back. Our wedding is really simple. Just a matron of honor and a best man. No other bridesmaids, no groomsmen, no flower girl, no ring bearer. No rehearsal. Should be as easy as pie. The only real customization we had was that we wanted red and cream sand for our sand ceremony, we wanted a completely civil ceremony (not religious at all), some upgraded flowers at the front, and special music to play when we exited (which we provided on CD). Four things total that we were deciding. Everything else was pretty much, do whatever you normally do. So we get our confirmation email, and it has someone else's name and email address on it. WTF? Seriously? Another call back to Nichole. Oops, sorry, we will send you the right one. Ok, here we go. Check it over, looks good, looks, good. Hey wait a minute. Our contract said there was a $100 weekend premium. This says $200. Another call to Nichole. Oops, sorry. Send you the right one. Alright, I am now pretty nervous about whether anything is actually going to turn out ok. And mind you, I am the groom! I shouldn't be nervous about anything other than oversleeping the morning of the ceremony. So we show up a couple days in advance to Vegas. We stop by the chapel. Everything is good. It's all going to be fine. Sigh of relief. We will be ok. Or not. Day of the ceremony. Everybody getting ready. Stand here. Walk there. When this happens, you do this. Ok, we are good to go. Stand. Wait. Stand. Wait. aaaaaaaand. Here Comes The Bride! Yay! We are getting married! Father of the bride makes his handoff. Female guests are crying. We turn to face the officiant. He starts in on bible verses. WHAT. THE. FUCK. What part of "we want a civil ceremony" was not understood? Now mind you, I have been to church plenty of times. And the bible verses used in weddings aren't exactly the worst sentiments ever. Heck, we all like to hear that we are going to be happy forever with the support of our families. And I am sure some of the people in the audience were happy to hear those verses. But we didn't ask for them. Go through the steps of the wedding. It is far too late to try to change anything anyway. Just take them as kind words. It's a beautiful day. Smile and enjoy. Time for the sand ceremony. And, the sand isn't red. It's tan. So instead of the red and cream, we have tan and white. Sigh. As we leave, our music plays. And we are caught up in the joy of being married. It is a wonderful day with friends and family. If you don't care about details, Forever Grand is 4 stars. If you do, or your bride does? Expect maybe half of your requests to be honored and accurate. Two stars.