Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: I don't know how anyone could possibly give this place four stars. Yes, the hot dogs are definitely four star worthy. But the rest of the food only earns one star. So, I guess that averages out to about two and a half. I'll go ahead and round down due to the dirty tables and sketchy parking lot. And can someone explain to me how they can afford five flat screen TVs just to display the menu but they still serve their food on styrofoam plates with plastic forks? I don't get it.

Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: They are honestly lucky to have one star...the service was terrible...the pizza was mediocre and the prices were insane..the server informed us of the happy hour specials 2 mins after the happy hour had ended...we might have gotten the deal if she had even acknowledged our table for the first 10 mins that we were sitting there! Seriously this place is NOT the bizz

Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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Wah. Wah-heh-heh-heh. I just wanted a place with good comfort food -- good pizza, good chicken fingers, a good cheese steak. And East Coast Eats failed. This place is frighteningly mediocre. Seriously. C'mon East Coast Easts! You're in a town with a Capriotti's! Step up your game. Your cheese steak is bland. Your pizza is tasteless. Your chicken fingers . . . at least they're fried. I guess I'm not shocked. Most Boston food is bland and uninteresting. And this place advertises itself as a Boston eatery. It's dull, it's bland, it's Boston. After meeting some of the people working here, I feel bad. This place offers great customer service and good energy, but the food is just so bad I can't eat here again.