IN: On sunny , cold , windy Saturday in March of this year , my kids and I were comfortably settled in our cozy living room . I was on the couch , with my laptop , wirelessly connected to the Internet . My kids were also on the web -- using the family computer in the corner of the room to play in Webkinz World .
Who is a part of my family ?

OUT: My family is made up of at least two kids and me .

IN: Worst of all , he enjoys Problem Child in the theater . That 's already horrible , but throw in married couple Nick Nolte and Jessica Lange being cruel to each other and their daughter Juliette Lewis hating them and the whole thing is unwatchable . You do n't care if De Niro kills them or not .
Why do I say it 's horrible because he liked Problem Child in the theater ?

OUT: It was such a bad movie that the fact that he likes it , makes me hate him .

IN: Unfortunately , my boss called the office and no one was answering . So he called another one of my coworkers on her cellphone and asked where the hell we were and why no one was answering the phone . He was furious .
What is the source of management 's anger ?

OUT:
The boss ca n't locate anyone .