QUES: If anyone sees me online today on AIM or MSN , PLEASE DELIVER ME A SWIFT KICK IN THE FACE.I had fencing practice today - the first sports team I have ever joined - and I came home much later than usual . I sucked , FFFFFFF , but it was pretty fun anyway . The masks smell though and my glasses keep getting stuck under my nose .

Question with options: Why was the narrator 's vision impaired while at sports ?
ANS: Their glasses were getting stuck around their nose .
QUES: They are a bit anal there , and do n't like people buying codeine products and try to get you to buy some alternative or go see your doctor . It 's the only thing that works on my headaches , so that 's what I buy . However , I let them talk me into buying vitamin B tablets .

Question with options: Which of the following is true of the narrator ?
ANS: They are annoyed by different regulations .
QUES: His reply that he 'd simply wanted to join the fun set her mouth in a thin , angry line , and he winced as she pulled the bandage taut around him .

Question with options: What is the reason he has a bandage applied ?
ANS: He has been part of some horseplay or roughhousing and was injured doing that .
QUES: Rage is in surgery right now , or at least she should be . It 's about 9:20 AM . When we had a first taken her to the vet , , he said it was a urinal infection . We gave her the antibiotics and I hated to see her suffer like that .

Question with options: Why is Rage under some potential threat ?
ANS:
Rage is undergoing a medical procedure .