[Q]: Objective: How do you fry the potato slices so they are crispy and kept separate?
[A]: Grab a pot or saucepan and add oil to it, bringing it up to about high heat, just before the smoke point. Turn the heat down just a little and then add a couple at a time to the cooking vessel, being careful not to dump or splash the oil. After about 5 minutes turn them over so the other side is exposed to the oil. Roughly 6 minutes later you should be able to pull them out and set them on a paper towel to soak up the oil.

[Q]: Objective: Make toilet seat warm.
[A]: Use hair dryer.

[Q]: Objective: Bake bananas for Banana Ice Cream
[A]: Poke holes in unpeeled bananas and place on a parchment lined baking sheet. Put in oven for 45 minutes at 350 degrees.

[Q]: Objective: To make a home made engine with a spark plug start.
[A]:
You will need a battery to start an engine with a spark plug.