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An example of an positive review: Really, really, really, ridiculously good pupusas. Those of you who have never tried one before, for the love of all that is holy man try one! Tip- rough neighborhood, may want to strap on a bulletproof vest before coming down. Tip- entrance is in the back

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An example of an negative review: It was a Sunday AM at ~6:30 AM. Place was empty. Me = only customer. Only positive was the service....and I question that because the server had to see the lack of quality on the plate that was set before me...and still left it. So here is what my $20 bought me (includes tax and tip)... Ordered Omelette Mexicali and a soda.. I do not know what was specifically wrong with the eggs, but they were not right. I think the menu states three eggs...yeha right...unless they meant quail eggs. Kind a watery on top of it. A "little" toss of cheese on top. The pico on the plate was old. Seriously? I appeared to be the first customer of the day and they give me this old stuff? Yuk! The potatoes were disgusting. Ate two bites. They were old, wrinkly and soggy. They had a funny taste to them that I could not place. I almost had to use the air-sick bag on the plane when I was thinking "Why did I eat those?". Oh..the toast was good with the packaged butter and jelly. They are NOT getting any more of my money...ever. I am OK paying airport process for food, but if it is disgusting like this then shame on them!!! Please go out of business so another place can have a shot at that spot.

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An example of an positive review: Our new place is being sponsored by Ashley. We had never heard of it before but drove by it and decided to stop in. After a trip to Jennifer Convertibles and an unsuccessful trip to the Room Store we figured it was worth a shot. I'm so glad we went in! We ended up getting three rooms of furniture- bedroom, dining room, and office. We were specifically looking for a black dining table to go with some furniture we received as wedding gifts and they were one of the only places to carry a square black table. Our SA was helpful and attentive but not at all overbearing or pushy. When we decided to get the desk without the hutch she had no problem with that. Had this been a SA in Boston they would have listed a million reasons why we needed the hutch. Her laid back style made shopping there enjoyable.

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An example of an negative review: I don't get it! I had the WORST experience at the buffet at the Rio for brunch this Sunday. The line was long. We waited about an hour. Which was fine. It was about $50 bucks for two of us. OK. Once we got in was when it all went terribly wrong. Yes, they have crab. BUT.... We both finished a plate before we had some one come ask us for our drink order. And then it was like pulling teeth trying to flag our server down for more mimosa's. Even though we had waited an hour to get in, there were empty tables everywhere! So it wasn't really that busy. And our dirty plates sat on our small table far too long before they were cleared. We shared a napkin for a while because we couldn't find one anywhere and our server was missing. The "sushi" looked worse than grocery store grade sushi and that is being generous. No bagels and cream cheese. What the???? The eggs benedict tasted like perfume. ewww. Did I mention we couldn't find our server for more champagne and mimosa's.. Seriously, everything was greasy and though there is a wide variety to choose from I thought it was all garbage. Sorry, Rio.