question: I find life hard enough . But here I am , doing a spring " cleanse . " I am cranky because I am exhausted . I am exhausted - or feeling my exhaustion - because all I ' ve been drinking is green tea , and not my usual 2 large cups of coffee in the morning plus limitless cups of black tea throughout the afternoon , and then decaf black tea in the evening .
Q: What will happen to the narrator after taking all these liquids ?

answer: The narrator will need to go to the bathroom .

question: And yet , I avoid being alone in public places . I avoid the very experience I enjoy so much -- that of having the luxury to people watch . There 's such a stigma to being alone , especially as a woman . You are automatically lonely -- bitterly resigned to life as an aging spinster .
Q: What may happen if she goes out alone ?

answer: None of the above choices .

question: I ' m really the world 's most terrible Jew , but if there 's one part of Judaism still close to my heart , it 's the food . Even when I 'd stopped going to temple , I still missed the apples and honey ( for a sweet new year ) . And so next Monday , in my anthropology course , I will bring apples and honey to class and share this story . Possibly because the professor wants us to have show and tell each week ( which , in the interest of keeping up a scholarly front , he is calling " demonstrate and articulate , " but still [ side note : " demonstrate and articulate " ?
Q: Why do I think I 'm the most terrible Jew .

answer:
I do not practice my religion any more ..