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An example of an positive review: My kids love Port of Subs, and as a sandwich shop, I love it too - especially for me since they started with the lettuce wraps. Still, regardless of how much you like the general product, this location deserves 5 stars just based on the owner and his staff. The owner is often there. He has trained his staff to be AMAZING. That is all I really need to say. We often drive to this location, even though it is further than another local Port of Subs because of the service. So, stop there because you are in the area and want a sandwich. But, also stop there because you want a sandwich and you know excellent service is waiting for you here.

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An example of an negative review: Hello! My husband and I have been living in Crosswinds apartments in Chandler AZ. We are not very happy with the extermination that has been going on for roaches. The company used peanut butter in the cabinets which just attracted the roaches even more and now there is a colony of roaches living in our convection oven (which is a $300 wedding gift!)There were holes behind our stove in the wall where they were coming from! We will not bomb this place because of our two pets and the fact that we do NOT want chemicals all over our belongings, and if anything all of the buildings needs to be bombed because of horrible roach and bed bug problems! We are frankly getting tired of dealing with this issue and it should not be our problem! If our belongings get even more ruined we will have to send you guys the bill of everything we had to do in order to defend our apartment against the roaches.

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An example of an negative review: Not great. Not terrible. We all presumed that a Chinese restaurant catering to what appeared on this night to be 95% Asian community would have hit all the right notes. San Pan Tiger Prawns were very good. Head, legs, and tail on. Spiced just right. Fried enough that legs crunched to powder and head held together and juicy. Ma Po Tofu with Pork was edible. Not good. There were flavors missing. The heat was right with Szechuan pepper. Its just that no other flavors seemed present. Lots of tofu not enough pork. Bland. Noodles were completely tasteless. Mo Shoo Pork was excellent. No question. It came as an appetizer. Two large pre-filled rices pancakes. At first bite i realized it needed Hoisin sauce. The next bite made me realize I needn't ask for it as it was already in there. Wood ear mushrooms even. Plenty of pork and veggies. The price for all this was under $60. Myself and two Partners-in-Dine would have been happier if the food tasted as good as those few dishes did. When we were ready to pay our check there were no servers on the floor. We realized an entire table of six or seven eating dinner one table over from ours were the entirety of floor STAFF having dinner together. We had to get up and pay at the register waiting in line behind several other diners waiting to pay their bills. I think under normal circumstances we would have paid our server. What happened tonight I am not sure. I don't believe any of us were so in love or even like with our food that we would go out of our way to return.

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An example of an negative review: What can I say...What a dump! I stopped in here for a quick lunch because it was convenient for a business stop I had to make, what a mistake. I started by quickly using the restroom which was down two dingy stairwells with no banister. Once I reached the bottom I was treated to the stench of fresh cigarette smoke, clearly the help couldn't act like humans and go outside. The bathroom was a disgrace, that's all I'll say about it but make sure you bring your anti bacterial hand sanitizer. This should have been enough to walk out the door but I have a soft spot for diners and also it was 1PM, one hour after my daily feeding time. I bellied up to the counter and ordered a 1/2 Philly cheesesteak and onion rings (because I am still 7 months French fry free)! The food was pretty ordinary and the diet coke was either being watered down purposely or the fountain was broken, either way it was gross. I finished my meal and tried to pay with AMEX, I was informed they did not take AMEX. I thought to myself...'I wonder if they have ever considered putting a sign on the door that says, oh I don't know, we don't take AMEX'? I paid and ran out of there with what little of my dignity I had left. I'll be visiting this place again sometime in Nevuary.