Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer: it was sexy. it was funny. it was a good time.

Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer: Normally good service however the server we had today 09/19/10 sucked she waited on us like she did us a favor blonde with a blue hat or bandana on her head not sure her name. But she totally was indifferent was not on top of coffee refills no smile to greet us just are you ready to order!! You know what service like that doesn't deserve a second chance. However there is another blonde older woman who is always very nice and fun to be waited on by her. She was northers today and we got seated in this servers section near the restrooms and i can see why that's her section. Another thing who is cooking the eggs over easy here? Because they can learn a thing or two from hula's down the street who can make an egg over easy. But because my wife likes this place sometimes we came here. The eggs were over cooked and brought on two separate plates. Why they couldn't put two eggs on one plate is for the owner to figure out. I didn't complain because I would rather share my experiance here with all of you. Postinos normally good service food is ok but that blonde server on Sunday placed a sour note on breakfast. Next time, oh wait there won't be a next time with her.

Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer:
The selection and hours are enough to earn a few stars in my book. But any place you can get a pierogi pizza and six pack of Four Loko on a Sunday gets my approval. The best pizza in Greenfield, and, for me, rivals Aiello's in Squirrel Hill. I had the pirogie pizza. It was as warm and inviting as the service and as hot and dense as a dying star. The potatoes were piled generously is what I'm getting at. They would easily be a five star place but it was just a bit on the pricey side and they could do with a couple more chairs. But those aren't things I'd be super concerned about.