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Output: I rarely write anything negative but we have to be factual. Great ambience and location, but service needs a little work. The food is slow and also not good. Among the 3 different ones we've ordered it was only the pretzels that was worth the credit. Hope they get better staff and service, as there are lots of bars in Mill Ave.

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Output: Hungry and off the beaten path, found Phrank and ate delicious authentic Mexican food. Nice family. Great service. Yum! (Not the healthiest, but it is called Phat Phrank's.)

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Output: Ordered pizza. Wet cardboard would have been better. Undercooked dough and bland sauce, no flavor.

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We were really looking forward to eating here. Locals we met highly suggested it before our Wi-Fi was up to log into Yelp. Service was poor, food was OK, atmosphere was OK. Just OK. Not good enough to get us to return and recommend this restaurant. We had a substitute server who normally works at another of the owner's restaurants, one food item was under-cooked, server was absent after food was delivered; no drink refills, then had to get check from cashier. No one claimed to be the shift manager. Ugh.