Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: I was referred to this place by West End OB Gyn because my doctor was moving out of state. I have never had such an awful experience with a doctor's office. I went to two appointments - the first I waited 3 hours (which seems to be the typical wait time). I met with the doctor and she seemed nice. They said my appointment was during their busiest time (11:30 am) and that is why I waited so long. I had to get some blood work done on the way out and the tech could not hit a vein to save his life. After poking both arms and missing, he finally drew the blood from my hand...I thought I would go ahead and stick with them since all the doctor does during delivery is catch the baby. My second appointment was for my 20 week ultrasound. The ultrasound tech wouldn't tell me anything and looked concerned which made me feel concerned. Finally, she said she saw fluid on the brain. She then told me we were having a girl. As we were leaving, they asked me to stay and talk to the doctor and that we would be her first patient of the day. We waited for over 90 minutes....with my 2 year old who is not the most patient person... When I asked the nurse where the doc was, she said hopefully at the hospital but I don't know. Finally, when she came in she didn't apologize or offer an explanation as to why she was late. She said the concern wasn't the ultrasound but my positive Down's syndrome blood screen from the previous appt. I asked her what my odds were and she didn't know how to read the lab results of the tests that she pushes on all her patients. I ended up getting a copy to take to the high risk doctor and I was able to read the paperwork! The doctor should know how to read lab results when giving the information to their patients. Upon checkout, I was referred to Desert Perinatal (who were awesome) for a level 2 ultrasound and amnio. They told me I would be going to the Summerlin location. Desert called to confirm my appt and said it was for the Henderson location. Thank goodness they confirm their appointments (Tabassi's office doesn't confirm appointments) because I would have been on the other side of town... That was it - last straw... My perinatal appointment went great - there was no fluid on the brain (not sure there ever was) and it was definitely a BOY! I called today saying I would be canceling any future appointments and I needed my medical records. They said they would email my release (at 8 am) and after they received the filled out copy it would take at least 7 business days to get the records to my new doc. Well, by 1 pm I still didn't receive the release... I just called and the office is now closed until Monday. I have never felt so frustrated. I think Dr. Tabassi only cares about making money - she takes on too many patients which is poor service. They need more docs to help handle the load or she needs a new job. I can't believe so many people still go with the level of service they provide.... I am angry with my doctor for referring me to her...
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A: In biblical times, they used to sacrifice animals to God. One thing. They only seemed to sacrifice baby lambs and goats, never beef. For some reason beef was off limits, although I'm not sure why but I do have a theory. I think it's because God never had one of Durant's boneless ribeyes cooked Pittsburgh style with a side of atomic horseradish, pre-dinner crudites served with roquefort dressing, and a nice garden salad with a baked potato. Had he done so, I'm pretty sure Catholics would have never had that silly rule about not eating meat on Fridays. I'm guessing someone back in the day, probably Abraham, did sacrifice a cow to God at one point, but because Abraham was Jewish and didn't know how to make anything other than reservations, he grilled and served up one bad cut of beef to God. The result? God punishes Catholics and Hindus. Go figure. Durant's won't punish you. Not like Abraham anyway.
Problem: What would be an example of an positive (OPTIONS:
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Answer: Aww Patties...so many drunken nights I've shared with you. This place is awesome! I've never had a bad time here. I love that it's very "come as you are" but there's also a dance floor, shuffleboard and pool so you can do whatever you want. Last time I came here, they played the song "Wild Ones" by Flo Rider and it was hysterical to watch drunk people dance and sing along. Just one of several awesome memories I'll always take with me from Patties.
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Output: This place is simple, secret, and sexy. Yeah Sexy. And the coffee is perfect. I get the hot mocha, and i love it! Also they have art for sale, and just an all over cool feel to the place. I only found it because i was getting pierced next door at HTC. Do yourself a favor and go get a piercing and some coffee :) You'll thank me later.
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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The s/o and I have been to several Brazillian steakhouses, including Texas de Brazil, Pampas and a few located in the San Francisco Bay Area. I've heard of Fogo de Chao for several years, but there was never a convenient location until I realized there's now a location in Vegas so, we had to check it out. Very typical setup as the other steakhouses we've been to, as it features a buffet of various salads, cheese, cured meats, and a few hot items such as rice, potatoes and vegetables. They also serve you a plate of plantains, fried polenta and mashed potatoes...the instant kind, not real mashed potatoes, for the price you'd pay you'd think they wouldn't skimp on quality. The saving grace was their cheese bread, it was seriously the BEST cheese bread from a Brazillian steakhouse we've had! What nice is that they'll refill it with a piping hot batch on request. They had a variety of about a dozen or so meats, varying from the traditional Picanha (Top Sirloin), Filet Mignon, Rib Eye, Pork Ribs, Sausage, Chicken wrapped in Bacon, and other cuts of Sirloins. They also had a Rib of Beef, which is served cut from a cutting board but you have to specifically request it as it's not an item that they walk from table to table. First off, avoid the sausage and even the chicken, you can eat that anytime, anywhere. If all you eat is the Rib of Beef, do it, it's the only super darn delcious cut of meat they offer! With that said, yeah, the cuts of the various beef were lacking in flavor, I almost wanted to ask for steak sauce. Unlike other Brazillian steakhouses we've been to, FdC did not serve Grilled Pineapple...if you haven't had it, you're seriously missing out, it just makes you enjoy the various meats even more. My biggest gripe about FdC was the ambiance. It was a nice, typical white linen type of steakhouse. However, although I do understand the "meat guys" as I call them are running around from table to table, there were just way too many wait staff walking around. It made the dining experience slightly unnerving that you'd get bumped into (which I did), get something spilled on you (almost happened, but observed it happening on the dining room floor, twice) and just sheer pandamonium. It seriously was like a sea of people dressed in white shirts running around like chickens without heads. We've never experienced that at any Brazillian steakhouse we've been to. There was even a guy pushing a cart of liquor from table to table, which added to the chaos. When we got our check, we skipped using the plastic, left cash instead and seriously beelined out of there. Sorry, can't say we'll be back.