Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Example Input: Someone wakes with a start. A shadowy figure
Example Output: leaps over his ladder.

Example Input: Someone shuts his door and starts his car. Someone
Example Output: takes down the car's empty tire.

Example Input: Someone shoots the car radio. The cop
Example Output:
rolls over and leaps into the thug's arms.