Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: I was willing to wait for 1 1/2 hour for the best breakfast I was reading about ... boy, I was disappointed. CON: *Bacon was dry .. really really dry *Hash brown ... burnt on the outside soggy with butter on the inside. Don't get me wrong. I love my butter .. but that was just way too much. *Tables are tiny - we had 3 pple and a toddler and they put us with a table for 2. Please explain to me how we were suppose to eat ? PRO: *Matt was really nice *Service was great *The sour dough bread with blueberry jam was really good. Will I go back ? ... No.

Problem: Write a positive (OPTIONS:
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A: Thanks to the excellent service of Kimmy (gosh i hope i spelled that right!) and the several return trips i've made here since my last review I'm gonna go ahead and dish out 5 stars yeah yeah yeah "But Robert, the majority of your reviews are tending towards the 5 star rating!" "well detractor, I just happen to frequent kick ass places, so f#ck you next question!"

Problem: Write a positive (OPTIONS:
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The staff couldn't have been any nicer, or more fun, or accommodating. Top notch. The food is fantastic!! I was with a group so we did our best to try as much as we could. Bread & butter, pickles, mushroom bread, tomato salad. All amazing. I had a chicken and mushroom dish which was comforting, savory, and just right. The only draw back is that the menu is all on one chalkboard in the main room. Its a little awkward. A very minor detail I think.