And the pork ! It was so fatty that it melted in my mouth . I said to myself , " I ' ve just died and gone to heaven !
Answer the following question: What is the reason I said " I 've just died and gone to heaven " ?

The pork was tasty like I imagine heaven would taste if it was real .

And many situations - even when " nothing " happens - are so scary . Especially when you are on the other side of the table . For example , all of the sudden there is a bike crossing in front of you , even though you are on a green light . Or , this is my favorite , at night time , people in dark clothes with no lights and reflectors .
Answer the following question: What might the narrator be worried about ?

Accidentally injuring someone

Turns out that they 're going to have to perform open heart surgery to fix the problem . They scheduled the surgery for Tuesday the 2nd of September , and they 're letting him go right now . My stepmother and my aunt Janet are on their way to go get him right now , and as soon as I get out of work , I ' m going to go stop by his place and see him for a bit . And , I 'll be taking Tuesday off to be at the hospital . I hate hospitals . Gahhh ! ! !
Answer the following question: Why is the narrator feeling stressed and anxious ?

They have a family member facing a procedure .

We went up Columbia , Missouri for a few days to chill with some friends . It was pretty nifty . We met up with Dennis and got some coffee , until I decided to go run off with Angie and she sold me the coolest mini fridge ever . It 's the perfect fridge for an efficiency apartment : not so mini , ( comes up to my chest ) has a veggie drawer , freezer , and is stainless steel .
Answer the following question: Why were they chilled in Columbia , Missouri ?
They were n't , they were just seeing friends and resting .