Question:
and i guess you're eligible after twenty seven for parole even though you're in for life

Does it follow that "If you're in for life, you're never eligible for parole."?
Answer:
no

Question:
It builds market cap as if by magic.

Does it follow that "It always makes the market cap go down."?
Answer:
no

Question:
In the crypt are interred the remains of Voltaire and Rousseau, Hugo and Zola, assassinated Socialist leader Jean Jaurys, and Louis Braille, the inventor of the alphabet for the blind.

Does it follow that " Louis Braille was previously interred in the crypt but has since been moved."?
Answer:
no

Question:
But it is well worth a visit to the top (a short hike from the bus stop) to peer down into the bleak, barren crater emitting puffs of sulfurous fumes and contrasting starkly with the colorful vegetation all around it.

Does it follow that "It is certainly a good opportunity to visit the top."?
Answer:
yes