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Output: I met a group here so the choice was not mine. The menu was a little pricey for what you received. I ordered one of the pizzas. The waiter prefaced that "everyone should really get their own as they are personal size and not big enough for sharing". Um, my friend wanted salad anyway, so no one to share with me, but for sharing it was 2-3 people worth anyway. Except that this was the worst, flimsiest pizza I have ever had. The so-called crust was thin and soggy and then the crust was burned black on purpose, which was too much. So I ate one piece and brought home the leftovers to my husband who will eat anything. He looked at me and said, this is the worst pizza ever without me even saying anything to him. I will say though, awesome, attentive waiter. Our drinks were never empty. That is all I can say positive about this place. Not returning.

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Output: My friends and I finished up our beer tour here two weekends ago! NoDa was the place to be, and everyone knew it. We enjoyed a tour of the brewery. The guide was informative, funny, and corny in the right places. After the tour, we sat outside for a long while and just relaxed. The atmosphere was amazing, and you can tell they take pride in their brewery. There was also a food truck outside, which had good fries and fried clams. My husband absolutely loves NoDa's beer, especially Hop, Drop, and Roll, so I know we'll be back! :)

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Output: Only been here twice for shows: front orchestra for the incredible Idina Menzel and balcony for Las Vegas Symphonic POPS I, so if you are looking for reviews of dress circle or boxes or any other area of the venue, go elsewhere.. Honestly, I waited to attend a show outside of the orchestra to see if there is any legitimacy to the complaints of sound issues. As far as I can tell, at least for the symphonic performance, there is no issue. Maybe people complaining suffer from catastrophic hearing loss or something. Venue: ***** Pretty much self explanatory. Majestic architecture dumped in the middle of the desert and surprisingly close to very dilapidated areas of Las Vegas. Inside lobbies are even better. Staff: ***** Ultimately helpful, always in positively cheery moods; remind me of the Orpheum (Memphis) staff and that is the highest compliment I can give out. Very fast parking in; slower exiting since many of the patrons of The Smith Center are very old and not the sharpest in terms of driving ability (probably more dangerous than being surrounded with drunk drivers). Dining/bars: N/A One thing that is a major weakness is the failure to have a pedestrian bridge to downtown (railroad tracks make it inaccessible). I mean: really? I will update after the bridge goes up (should have been the first thing built) and after going to many more shows. - E

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I tried the place for the first time this morning and ordered a red velvet bagel. It took a while for them to toast it and when I got my order, the bagel was burnt. The lady said she will give me a new one and after 20 mins waiting, I still didn't get my bagel because she forgot about my order. The food looks very good but service sucks. So disappointed!