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Output: This place sucks. Maybe our meal was cursed since we ate there on Fri. 13th. We came for an early dinner, most of the dining room was empty yet someone thought it was a good idea to sit us outside? Ordered the Calamari for an appetizer and it looked thrown together and improperly cooked. The presentation was horrible, it looked like a tomato explosion with some Calamari on top. The batter was still soggy and pieces were sticking together. We also got the Albacore Tataki, something on the description about it with jalapeno sold us on it.....but when it came out all it had was some jalapeno julienne'd and off to the side. The Albacore was over-seared and tough. I ordered something with Kobe beef and I pronounced it Ko-Beh like it's supposed to be, and our server actually had the gaul and said "Oh you mean Ko-Beeee". Actually, no I wasn't talking about Number 8 on the La Lakers, I was talking about the food. Imagine a cocky, pompous ass, who now has the opportunity to work for a Signature Restaurant. That describes our server in a nutshell. The rest of the meal was forgettable.

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Output: This is one of two spots that I'll take my out of town friends for breakfast. The "Percy" is one of my favorites ...spicy, tasty & the freshly baked biscuits all make for a GREAT start to the day. BEST coffee in the Phoenix area, the servers are drop dead gorgeous...what's there not to like?

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Output: I was excited to try this place out after reading all the good reviews but torn about whether I like this place or not. I ordered a plate with steak, beans, rice, plantains, chorizo, and sliced avacado. I could have cooked everything on the plate and it probably would have tasted better. It was my first time trying plantains and I thought they tasted a little sour. I didn't like them but I boxed them up and gave them to my dad and he thought they were delicious. I had a couple of bites of my sisters tamales and wished I ordered that instead. I am not a fan of tamales by any means but these tamales rocked my world. I will be back for more. We ordered a mango souffle for dessert and the father that works there told the son to make us take it to go in Spanish like we didn't know what he was saying. I thought it was funny because he smiled at us the whole time like we didn't know what he was saying. I am giving this restaurant four stars because I cannot stop thinking about those damn tamales! I'm gonna come back, order some tamales, and try some other things on the menu and maybe I'll bump it up to five stars.

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Untrained!!!! Ive got abrasions & a swollen eye 2 days later. Im not looking forward to healing this disaster & growing back my now too thin eyebrows.