Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: Bakery square was previously the nabisco Plant. Several years ago you could have dropped bomb here; no one would have cared about the forgotten residents of this community... Anyway Bakery Square is textbook example of urban renewal. Google, urban actives fitness and a quaint Little coffee shop (name escapes me) are all located here. Adequate garage parking. Street level parking is more readily available at off peak times. Weekends you'll have to compete with the horn honking mercedes, braking BMW's and the Voltswagen gti driving; skinny Jean wearing yupsters for street parking. Good luck!
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A: Absolutely the worst customer service I have EVER SEEN! I am 33 years old, I have seen a lot of awful companies in my time, some I worked for, some I worked with. Clayton On The Park , is by far the most disrespectful group of individuals I have ever met, SPOKEN WITH, OR EVEN talked too. If you are even considering OR thinking about this place for your special day... you can Guarantee they will make it one of the worst experiences you have ever HAD!
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer: Dear Owner of Oh Yeah! For the price we paid for the meh ice cream procured, we shouldn't have to listen to you bitch and gripe at your clearly beleaguered manager while he pleads with you to stop since there are customers in the store trying your rather small portioned milk shakes. He's right. It's unprofessional and it indicates this place, which does have a slight glimmer of potential, would probably be better off in other hands. You may want to consider it since from the conversation we were forced to overhear, it sounds like you torture your staff and clearly have no grasp on business ownership.
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Output: I wanted to first watch these guys for my bachelor party. Why? Magic is fascinating (and when I was little, I thought it was real). I just figured everyone would've enjoy the show. I was wrong. My boys had other ideas for entertainment: bowling and poker of course -- and I'm sticking to that story. So I found it fitting my wife bought us tickets to finally see Penn and Teller. Thanks babe. It was a great show. The tricks they performed varied from the standard rope cutting trick to an intricately mind blowing final shoot out. Regardless of what they did, I kept asking, "How'd they do that?" My favorite act of the night didn't even involve magic. It was a juggling exhibition with broken glass bottles. The performance was prefaced by telling us how one small miscalculation would lead to gushing blood and an immediately to a trip to the emergency room. The build up was great and the tension exciting because people need to know there is an element of danger involved. Overall, the show was a nice mix of comedy and magic. Moment of the night: There's that time in the show when the performers seek out the assistance of an audience member. And since we had some really good seats, I was afraid one of us would be chosen. My fears quickly materialized as Penn (or was it Teller?) approached us. *rapid heart beating* How I wished I could make us disappear. Fortunately, he picked the girl sitting directly one row in front us. *collective sigh* Good thing neither of us went on stage since the volunteer got splashed with water at the end.
input: Write a negative yelp review (OPTIONS:
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output: If you like pain and want to get a pedicure by Nightmare on Elm Street's Freddy Kruegar then my friend this is the place for you! Firsr they have u sit on a dirty massage chair and place your feet in a lukewarm foot spa that doesn't work. Then the slab on some sort of sugar scrub, then proceed to scrub your feet with the sugar scrub and pumice sponge. They scrub your feet as if they were catholic nuns in a convent and your the promiscuous knocked up teen being punished for being a whore. After the scrub they clean off your feet and take a dremel to your toenails!!! Are u kidding me?!? They use the dremel to cut back your cuticle and straighten your nails.. Then they use that little clipping tool to remove those hangnail type growth's on the sides of your nails. That was seriously so painful and they made my toes bleed! What's even worse about this place is that I watched them and their 'sanitizing'. It's non existent. I seen them use the same pumice sponge on other clients along with other tools. Kind of scary. So needless to say I will not be returning here ever.
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I've been checking out gyms after my 24 Hour Fitness membership expired. I was reluctant to renew it. With my three-day trial pass on hand, I went to LA Fitness. It is in a convenient area, smack in Camelback, with a very promising space. Convenient is centrally located with ample parking, however, that's not what makes a good gym. Promising is when, at first glance, the workout space extends all the way back like a long bowling alley with lots of machines. Upon closer look, some machines were dirty, others vandalized, most had seen better days. After a warm up on an elliptical which handle bars were stickier than honey dried in an afternoon sun, I went for chest machines. I did three sets of seated fly only to notice that per visual diagram I did "_ _ ATE_ FLY". I felt compelled to wash my hands. Promising is a locker room, clean and bright, where you can wash off the built up of sweat and grime on your hand. Reality is a wash room that is more like a petri dish for new drug resistant strain of flesh-eating bacteria just waiting to make the giant leap from dirty floor to human skin. If you're a bacteria, this gym is convenient and promising. Three-day trial pass not required. If you're human, get a pass before joining. Maybe I was there on a bad day. As for the lady working at the front desk? She was staring blankly outside waiting for redemption when her shift is over. I didn't bother to discuss membership options.