I am trying to love this place again and give it a thumbs up! You;'re killing me Royal palm Management! UGH! I and went back a few weeks ago. I feel like I had this old boyfriend who was great and then he turned psycho and also didn't bathe again. So here I am searching for an old boy friend which is what I am referring to - 'The Royal Palms resort' who was awesome in it's day, and NOW a mess- STILL. The bar area was changed and the entire main seating area is now entertainment wires and cords and the cheeeeziest band. The furniture is filthy and the Bar tenders are REAL ass bites!!!! The food is tiny crappy taco type foods!!! Holy shit! Dear Daddy Warbucks: Do not take me here again! it is a 'HAS BEEN' place and now old and tired. Umm, like some of my dates!

negative

I've eaten here twice and both times I ended up getting very sick. Although the dinner and lunch prices are cheap, it doesn't make up for the lack of quality in their buffet. The plates and silverware were very dirty and the food was terrible. The service was consistent and friendly but that's pretty much the only positive thing I can say about this place. Didn't learn my lesson after coming here the first time, but I definitely won't be coming again for a third time.

negative

OMG...what a ripoff. There is an 'inside' and an 'outside' ride. We happened to choose the one outside. We stood in line longer than the actual 12 minute ride - in one tunnel and out the other. my husband burst out laughing when he saw that we were immediately making a circle back. I would feel guilty if i didn't warn people to 'save your money'. i'm all for romance but this was laughable.

negative

Yogurtland is a chain self-serve frozen yogurt entity. The way it works is simple: you walk in and grab a cup. Next you meander along the wall where they have a variety of yogurt flavors and put whatever ones you want into the cup. As you continue along the line, there are a number of self-serve toppings that you can add into the yogurt. Then you take the cup to the cashier and have it weighed; the price is based on weight. There's a fairly impressive variety of flavors here and most of them were fat free (and doesn't that mean that it's okay to eat twice as much?). They have a number of toppings that range from healthy mango and kiwi to oreo crumbles and gummi bears. I actually didn't see the prices marked anywhere, but attached is a picture of the cup I made (don't judge, I like M&M's) which was a little over $5.
positive