input: Write a positive yelp review.
output: I had received a flat tire yesterday and went to Costcos tire center at first because I had been there before. He told me they didn't have my tire in stock but to go to a discount tire and printed me a quote so they could match that price. They had said $175 for one tire. I knew that 3 of my tires would need replacing as well considering they are old. When I arrived here he agreed that I would need 3 and asked me if I had a price range I wanted to stick in, me being in sales appreciated that because it didn't make me feel pressured or being up sold. I gave him the quote from Costco and immediately said I will give you a better deal then that. Needless to say I only paid $219 for 3 tires! Awesome service and it took less than 30 minutes. I now know where I will be coming in the future for my tires!
input: Write a negative yelp review.
output: The food sorta tasted okay, but it was made from horrible crappy ingredients. I couldn't finish because the cheese they used made me nauseous after a few bites. I just couldn't chew it anymore while thinking about what it was going to do to my insides. I felt like if I stuck some on my arm, it would be absorbed by my skin and instantly turned into fat and an artery clog. Let me back up though - the parking lot is a crowded mess where you can pretty much assume your car is going to get dented by another car door. How about some wider spaces and one person has to park on the street? After that, you walk into a dark dungeon where a 9 month pregnant girl directs you through some sort of dark bar into some hideously decorated brighter room with booths stolen from an IHOP that burned down in the 80s. The table and seats were filthy and greasy and if someone sits behind you, you share opposite sides of a seatback - which is a little too intimate for me... The margaritas are small and not very powerful or particularly tasty or memorable. The food in general was pretty greasy. The chips and salsa were average. The prices were pretty steep considering what you're getting. The service was decent I suppose, but I felt like I was being served by scary grade school lunch ladies. I won't be going back any time soon. I left more on my plate than I ate... I also left wanting to puke up what I did consume and start lunch over somewhere good. This food would've been appreciated a little more if the cost was about 1/3 of what it was. It still wouldn't have been good though. This place seemed pretty authentic to me - it's not like authentic = good... Real Mexican food is shitty - cheap ingredients and too much grease and fat. It's an authentic shitty Mexican food restaurant. Go eat somewhere else.
input: Write a negative yelp review.
output:
My husband and my family always loved this place when it was located on Trop. Ever since it moved it has went downhill. Tried to go eat lunch there last Saturday ( with our 16 month old son) and was told they only serve lunch in the bar. Ewww, no thanks ! Obviously with my son we couldn't , but why would I want to eat in a smokey bar?! They advertise lunch , but apparently not the case anymore . Very disappointed in the 2 times we tried it since the move. We would eat there all the time before , even recommended it to locals and out of town friends and family . I really hope they get the same quality of food and management back like they use to. We will not be back anytime soon.