Input: What would be an example of an negative review?

An example of an negative review: Okay - it was late at night and we decided to eat and grab one last drink before heading back to the hotel - we had limited options. Touristy '50s-style diner pretty much sums this joint up. Big portions and decent pricing -- my chili burger wasn't all bad and the service was alright - so this place gets a passing grade from me for this alone. But yup - this place is pretty dirty. I know it's the middle of winter - but that was an unusual amount of dirt/mud on the floortiles. But this isn't why I'm giving it 2-stars. I'm shocked I'm the first person to mention this little fact - at every table, along with your sugar packets and salt & pepper shakers, is a ginormous bottle of hand sanitizer. What - the - fuck? HAND SANITIZER AT EVERY TABLE? Okay - maybe it's just me. I went through a phase where I was using hand sanitizer every 30 minutes because my workplace installed them everywhere and I worked with some 'drrrty' people. I'm a recovering germaphobe like Puddy. My tablemate is a healthcare professional and was mildly annoyed at this joint is contributing to creating the supervirus. And I don't buy the argument that it's offered as a convenience and I can just opt out. There's a sink and soap - wash up your damned hands if you feel dirty. Having hand sanitizer at the table is not a good look. It's like if you came over to my place and you found Preparation H and Summer's Eve on the bathroom counter - you would assume I have hemorrhoids and/or a smelly vagina, right? Or that I should really reconsider my time machine schematics. Not a good look, do people really not wash their hands? I woke up the next morning wondering why the hell I had taken a picture of hand sanitizer as well. Once again - what - the - fuck? Finally, Nickels - having a picture up of Celine Dion doesn't boost foot traffic nor whet appetites - it has the opposite effect.

Input: What would be an example of an positive review?

An example of an positive review: Very friendly staff with a great drink selection! I am definitely a fan of this location. The staff members and atmosphere of this place are great. Everyone I have meet on staff has been really kind and knowledgeable of the products they brew and whatever is on tap. I love being able to talk beer and coffee with these guys. The business also has lots of great and unique items on sale around the shop. The Refuge owes its name this artwork and crafts on sale. They are products made from local refuges that are looking to showcase their skills and culture with the Phoenix community in hopes of making a little extra cash for themselves. Depending on what they have to showcase you can find some really great items for sale. The Refuge is a great place to go for a coffee or a drink to get some work done. They have a large meeting room in the back that you can book with the guys up front that is perfect for accommodating a meeting of +10. They also have lots of fun board games available to sit and play with your pals. A great location to go for work or to kill a few hours of time.

Input: What would be an example of an negative review?

An example of an negative review: I must admit I came with high expectations, but I should if I am paying $16 for a hamburger, just a burger no fries, no sides. I had the truffle parmesan (garlic) fries, which had little flavor considering the bold ingredients melded with the fries. The farm burger sounded amazing, but the flavors never developed. The pub was cold and dry, the duck breast bacon was great, but when it was on the burger the flavor was lost. The service was bad as well. I sat at the bar, and the guy helping me was more concerned about picking up on a female bar tender than helping any of the customers. He was also really rude to the guy sitting next to me because the guy did not speak good English and was having trouble ordering. I love Gordon Ramsay's other establishments, but this one is totally not worth a visit. If you ever come to LA and want to have an amazing burger, try the Dog Haus' Little Mule and you will find true heaven. Burgr is closer to a meal from hell...

Input: What would be an example of an positive review?
An example of an positive review: I still love the food here. it's quick, good and the service has always been great to me. Sucks that they're trading staff with the Central location. Oh well.. I haven't been here in years, but ordered my favorite Yakisoba and an egg roll. I personally think these guys have the best egg rolls. Also the owner actually works out of this location. On occasion, Ive seen a few Suns drop in too. Good times, good stuff!