Question: Generate a 2-star review (1 being lowest and 5 being highest) about an app with package uk.org.ngo.squeezer.
Answer: Latest update doesn't remember my server With the latest version every day the app forgets my server address. I run a squeezebox on a remote server so the network discovery doesn't work. This app was very good before this update. Hopefully it gets fixed soon. I'd gladly provide support logs to troubleshoot.

Question: Generate a 5-star review (1 being lowest and 5 being highest) about an app with package org.torproject.android.
Answer: I Tor it up What else needs said?

Question: Generate a 1-star review (1 being lowest and 5 being highest) about an app with package com.google.android.gms.
Answer:
Persistent like a virus And always trying to sell something