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Output: Found them from Groupon, and so happy I did. They have my eyebrows looking awesome. The owner is sweet, and her son is adorable. This is way better option than waxing, and they are consistent with their work.

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Output: Worst service in Las Vegas! No attention from cocktail waitress for an hour. Waited 45 minutes for sushi. People came in after us and got their sushi before us. Rude hosts. Never going back.

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Output: 1. Who's idea was it to space out the terminals to point that there are only about 8 gates at each corner? which leads to... 2. The food available at each corner is so limited and mundane that unless you have 2 hours to walk around, you're stuck eating at 1 of 3 options available. which leads to... 3. I HAVE NO IDEA WHERE I AM!!! and... 4. where are the seats? where are the outlets? where's the mofucking water fountain??? You'll be saying "Where" a lot here.

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More like World of Tears! I've been here three times now and finally I have learned my lesson. Though they offer a great selection of bottles and drafts, the service is absolutely awful. The first time I went, the waitress clearly did not know anything about the beer. The second time, the waitress again did not know anything about the beers. The third time, I knew better to ask about any beers (probably wasn't going to get much help). I did go to watch basketball (since there are about 50 million TVs in the place). I had to ask 3 times to change a TV to one of the games. The first two waiters listened to my request and then proceeded to DO NOTHING and then finally, the third time, a young woman got another server to change the TV. But he changed it to the non-HD version, so I might as well have watched the game from across the street. I feel like most people would have still thought the experience was great, but unlike them, I'm not mesmerized by boobs. I like when people know about the products they are serving and acknowledge their guests.