input: Write a negative yelp review.
output: Go there for the "show" (cooks making loud noises with their knives and telling cheesy jokes and then dropping food with their clumsy hands) not so much for the greasy, below-average food. You'd be better going to Sakana, Kabuki, or even RA; that is, if you have fun friends like I do and do not need a circus freak to cook for you. And that waitress: "more tea?... more tea?... more tea?" every five minutes. Here's some clues: * It's 100 degrees outside. * I am sitting next to a grill. * I am eating spicy food. * and last, but not least: My cup is empty. Yes, I'd like more iced tea. Please.
input: Write a negative yelp review.
output: The stalls were expensive and I was laughing at the cheek of selling Christmas trays at 5 each that pound stretcher are selling for 1!
input: Write a positive yelp review.
output:
Great job!! Left feeling light and hair had extreme body which is exactly what I asked for. He is an amazing hairstylist and as a New Yorker, I can't wait for my next visit to go get my hair done again!!