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Output: My husband and I returned from a long drive from New Mexico. We didn't care to cook and had wanted to try this new restaurant in our area. We decided to order "to go" so we could relax and enjoy what we thought would be a delightful dinner. What a dissapointment. We both ordered the Pasta Pescadore (of course having seafood it was the most expensive on the menu at $16.75), with it we also ordered the caesar salad at $3.00 each. A grand total of $44.00. We opened our caesar salad box which was shreds of lettuce, 3 croutons and a container of terrible dressing. A head of lettuce costs an 1/8 the price of this salad. I could not eat mine. Our "pasta" was your basic spagetti. No denying there was a lot. But we had exactly 3 muscle shells, mine minus 1 muscle, 3 shrimp, 1/4 piece of a scallop,and 1 strip of calamari. My husband had no scallop piece. There was barely any pomadore sauce, no taste, no spice, no spunk. What a waste of calories and money. We are not ones to complain but I must say when we got home and I opened the containers my husband was prepared to pack everything up and return it. I was too tired and convinced him to just eat it and consider it a lesson learned. Now we tried it we will never go back. Thank God I bought some Dunkin Doughnuts to save the night. Being in the service industry and knowing a lot of people this is one restaurant that will not get our recomendation. I predict if things don't change your doors will close. Thanks for giving me a stomach ache.

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Output: Worst.......restaraunt........ever!!! Got dragged here a couple of times by a group of friends.the hostesses were nice and friendly,the decor was laid back,the food and service was just awful though.the beer tastes like it came out of dirty taps.it was skunky and gross.waited 15 mins.for server to waddle over to us.she mustve thought she was hot stuff because she had on a really short skirt and was about oh....60 lbs.overweight.gross!good if your on a diet I guess.she acted like it was a privelage to be served by her.as she was too busy talking to co workers in the middle of taking our order.the food was greasy and mediocre.the grilled chicken tastes frozen and is full of fillers.my friend said the wings were good though.the cliental consists of loud, drunk,demanding old people.we got stuck next to a group of like 10 of them and everytime any server walked by they demanded something loudly and rudely.I was shocked to see that every server dropped what they were doing to cater to these gereatrics.it really affected our service along with other peoples who were sitting near us.then later that night they had live music.it was just some stuck up hipster with an acoustic playing the same tired old cover songs we've all heard a million times before,mixed with his desperate need for attention by chatting up the drunks at the bar loudly over the microphone.the music/cries for attention were soooo loud we couldn't even carry on a conversation without screaming at each other.the whole scene was just annoying.

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Output: Je dois avouer avoir commande du Thai de chez Makmak pour partager avec des amis en regardant un match de hockey a la maison, donc je ne peux pas dire grand chose par rapport a l'endroit en particulier. On a commande un peu de tout. Du cari vert, un pad thai, des rouleaux de printemps et du boeuf au basilic et chili. Pour donner ma commande, j'ai du repeter certaines choses a quelques reprises et on d'est retrouve avec 3 fois plus de rouleaux de printemps que prevu. Pour le reste, tout est arrive comme on l'a demande et j'ai bien aime qu'ils gardent le riz et les caris separes au lieu de les melanger comme a la "Thai Express". En plus, la livraison est arrivee en 30 minutes comme on me l'avait dit. Tout etait bien et bon, mais rien de remarquable. J'aurais aime un peu plus de saveurs. Ce qui m'a decue le plus c'est le livreur. Bien gentil au depart et il s'est assure qu'on ai bien tout ce qu'il nous faut. Quand est arrive le temps de lui donner l'argent, je lui ai donne le montant complet de $50 et un extra de $5 pour le pourboire. Je dois avouer ne jamais etre certaine combien donner pour des livraisons, et j'ai ete tres confuse quand il m'a dit sur un aire bete "Ouin ben un pourboire pour livraison c'est 5% minimum. C'est pas beaucoup ca. " A moins de ne pas utiliser le meme systeme mathematique, il me semble que je venais juste de lui donner un pourboire de 10%, donc le double du minimum et il s'en plaignait. Se plaindre de mon pourboire n'est pas la meilleure maniere d'en avoir plus ou meme de m'inciter a retourner au meme endroit pour en devenir cliente fidele. Donc, si Makmak est ma seule option, le prochaine fois je vais simplement aller chercher ma bouffe moi-meme.

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Awesome place to take someone out for a nice dinner. Valet is free if you eat at the restaurant so that's a plus.