input: Write a negative yelp review.
output: Their crew chief, TJ Hunsberger is a convicted felon and thief. Assault and robbery. Do you want him in YOUR home??? Unethical company that doesn't background check. Don't hire them.
input: Write a positive yelp review.
output: Wow, wow, wow! The food here is FANTASTIC! We took a chance stopping in this tiny little house-looking restaurant in a very seedy looking neighborhood because of the high Yelp ratings, and it is now my favorite Asian restaurant in AZ. My husband and I love the red curry and coconut dish, the drunken noodles, the fried tofu, and the iced Thai tea (AMAZING!!!) The Pad Thai was just OK, not much flavor or spice, but everything else we have tried has been amazing. The Chanpen was chosen "Best Asian" restaurant a year or so ago, and I can definitely see why. Put your blinders on to the neighborhood and the un-fancy decor inside, and just focus on the food. If I could have given 6 stars I would have.
input: Write a negative yelp review.
output:
Yes it's a buffet... That's not sayin much, in Madison there are some really great Chinese places an this ain't one of them. They do have lots of different dishes to try nothing really stands out. Good for a quick lunch if you like cheap fried food, ready when you walk in the door. Only thing I wounder about is how long the sushi has been sitting?