Question:
One of the problems of divorce is that friends do n't know what to do and who to invite to those ' life ' celebrations that punctuate our days . So I was n't surprised when I did n't get an invite to Lynn 's wedding . Lynn calls me her God Father , despite the fact I ' m not . When I pointed this out , Lynn very sweetly wrote : " I call you my Godfather because in my heart you are .

What may I have just gone through ?
OPTIONS:
- A firing
- None of the above choices .
- A wedding
- A promotion
Answer:
None of the above choices .

Question:
" So not only do you interrupt our bathing time , but you think you can just saunter in and attempt to do unforgivable things to a servant of the Tohno family ? " Akiha was smiling , but this was n't an encouraging smile . No , this smile promised pain , and lots of it .

Why would Akiha be flashing a smile ?
OPTIONS:
- Akiha is happy because they will be with family .
- Akiha is happy because they will be spending time with a loved one .
- None of the above choices .
- Akiha is happy because they will be attacking someone .
Answer:
Akiha is happy because they will be attacking someone .

Question:
Then we had some icecream and played minigolf at this really ghetto place . That 's what I do nt get ... minigolf courses are so cheap to own , that there 's no excuse for a poorly put in putting green . For real .

Why is the person dissatisfied with the quality of the golf course ?
OPTIONS:
- None of the above choices .
- Because they are jealous of the success of this golf course compared to their own
- Because they used to run their own golf course , it went south , and they are bittter
- Because they understand the cost of running a golf course and how it could be done better
Answer:
Because they understand the cost of running a golf course and how it could be done better

Question:
We finally went to bed around 9:30 , I thought I would read some , um , that did n't work out either . He would lay next to me and I would scratch and scratch and scratch his head some more , then he would jump off the bed , meow and jump in the window , repeat and repeat and repeat . I turned off the lamp hoping he would realize it was time to go to sleep , nope .

What did I do at 9:30 ?
OPTIONS:
- Scratched and scratched my head .
- Jumped in the window and meowed .
- Went to bed and my cat went to sleep .
- None of the above choices .
Answer:
None of the above choices .