input: Write a negative yelp review.
output: My experience here was..... well I guess I should explain.... At check-in, the gal was asking some personal questions to my friend as she was checking ID such as, "why are you staying here if you only live down the street?" and "why are you staying for two night?" etc... Those are all very personal questions, and very unprofessional if you ask me. This is a smoke-free hotel, but our room definitely reeked of cigarette odor(which triggered my migraines). But I didn't want to be an unpleasant guest and complain. And the rooms were quite small. However, the manager/lead of the shuttle and front desk was very pleasant. He was very easy to talk to, and very nice to let me know of their complimentary shuttle service. I mentioned the cigarette odor in the room and he quickly notated the account so that we wouldn't lose our deposit. I give him a 5 star alone for customer service. 1.) Would I stay here again.... no. 2.) Was it a horrible experience..... no.
input: Write a positive yelp review.
output: I was a fan of David Copperfield from his TV showings. Despite all the reviews that mentioned of his going through motions and videos, I figured I should at least catch his show once before it goes away. It was a last minute decision an hour before the show through tix4tonight, so we got a back row. If I planned in advance, I would have paid more to sit in the front row. That said, the theater is small enough you get a decent view from the back. There was no video content any more. David Copperfield is definitely older now so there definitely a little less energy compared to his young self, but unlike other reviewers comments, I didn't feel like he was going through motions. The typical jokes from reacting to others names or how they speak are still there, and the illusions are still highly enjoyable. One knock is that there are many old tricks from previous TV specials but over all I still highly enjoyed it! It may be different than from half a year ago which is what many yelpers reviewed, and maybe David brings more energy now. I would highly recommend checking it out!
input: Write a negative yelp review.
output:
First, I waited over 1 hour for them to deliver the pizza but tipped them anyway since it was a hot day. Then, as I bit into the pepperoncini that was included, I found (to my horror) what looked like a dead caterpillar or maggot inside! (and yes, I took a lot of pictures for anyone who would like to identify what type of bug it truly is) I quickly called them to tell them to get rid of the whole batch so other customers wouldn't experience the same problem. They apologized and offered me a free pizza, but I highly doubt I would ever return to even consider their offer.