Question:
I had a very fun and interesting weekend this weekend . Friday was spent being totally lazy . I played a lot of sudoku and watched Mansfield Park , which was cute , and Jane Eyre , which was boring . And now I know that I like Jane Austen , not Charlotte Bronte . When Chris got home we went to Microcenter to switch out the memory we 'd gotten for the new computer .

What may have happened if I had work on Friday ?
Answer:
None of the above choices .

Question:
Her mum refused to give into believing that she would spend the rest of her life laying there . So she called her prayer team , and other churches and they prayed fervently and earnestly for this young woman . Well , the eighth day the paralysis lifted . The doctor said he 's never in his life seen anyone with that many strokes walk out of the hospital !

What happened before the person in question walked out of the hospital ?
Answer:
They had had a stroke and a prayer team sent many prayers and miraculously the patient was healed .

Question:
The older the history the more I like it and seem to retain it . So this class is a struggle . I was going to drop it , but then I thought about all the other classes that I HAVE to take and do n't want to , if I ca n't get through this class then I might as well give up now . Cause Math is gon na suck so hard it 's not even funny !

What may be the reason that math will suck ?
Answer:
Math is very difficult for me to understand .

Question:
Meh .. He 'll get over it ... Secondly , years ago , my Mom told me a NASTY Dirty joke ... Which I used on Tuesday afternoon to get myself out of a speeding ticket . A speeding ticket I actually deserved , considering I was pushing 175 km / h in a 90 zone just outside of golden , however , I am distracting myself .

Why would telling a nasty joke get the narrator out of a ticket ?
Answer:
None of the above choices .