[Q]: Objective: How can I secure a wooden japanese bridge to the ground?
[A]: Using heavy duty plastic garden stakes.

[Q]: Objective: To cook food wrapped in foil in a microwave,
[A]: unwrap the food from the foil and then put the food on a plate in the microwave.

[Q]: Objective: make breakfast sandwich
[A]: cook eggs and bacon

[Q]: Objective: To stop the clock in a basketball game,
[A]:
call a time out.