Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: I was dined in Haifa on May 13 with 2 more guys. This is probably the worse place I ever ate in my life! Food was not fresh at all and the service was really slow and bad.
Q: negative

A: Gospel brunch - 2 for 1 tickets and still not a good value for the money. Chior was as expected but food and service were terrible. No spoons in place setting. Coffee pitchers on tables went cold quick. Seating too crammed in hard to get thru the fat people. Seat number written on table not waterproof bled ink onto wife's sleeve. Wooden folding chairs uncomfortable. Asked for tea and was brought one cup of hot water and no refill. Shrimp should be peeled for 55$. Understaffed for table servers. Mainly just mediocre quality and selection for buffet food. Dessert bar was cheap danish and cookies. Pre entertainment time was too loud to talk. Too dark to see selections at buffet. Especially bad at omelet bar.
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer: I drove from LA to Pheonix non stop in the middle of the night after work on a Friday night to attend my Best Friend's Baby Shower in Pheonix. I should have just taken the day off and drove in the daylight. After a blowout on the 10 freeway at 100mph, and dealing with a AAA driver not knowing anything about how to work on a Mercedes, I was dead tired when I pulled into parking lot of SprillHill Suites in Pheonix around 3am Saturday morning. I checked in and found my nicely appointed room very inviting. I dont know whether it was my Hellish night or what, but that had to have been the best shower I have ever had in my life! The bed was soft and I crashed out pretty much the second my head hit the pillow. When I was walking towards my car, I noticed that it looked as though my trunk was open. I walked over to the rear and noticed that someone had drilled out the locking mechanism and openned my truck, stealing my laptop and the Baby gift I had gotten for my Best Friend. I was pissed I confronted the front desk and they showed me a little paper stating the held no responsibilty to stolen property, which is standard for most Hotels. I called the Police, made a report and rushed to the Target nearby to get a replacement gift. After the shower, I was fortunate enough to find a Mercedes dealership with a service department open on Saturday. They replaced the lock and had to re-key the whole car costing me 900 dollars. I stayed 2 more nights at the hotel, waking up periodically to check to make sure my car was still there. The manager was nice enough to give me a discount on my stay, which eased my anger a bit. The hotel is nice, but I have beef with the parking lot and the asshole that stole my God Son's gifts.
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Output: Its a nice location and the staff was attentive. I tried the Calamari to start and the fazzoletto Trevi. While the portion of calamari was generous (and included tentacles!) the taste got old very quick. It didn;t help that it tasted better without the sauce they had brought out with it. My main course was not as portion generous and didn;t have much taste except for the mushroom sauce. It was a very one dimensional dish. So many other places to try instead of this one......
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output: I waited in the lobby and no one was there to help. When I called I spoke to a man named Steve, who was not concerned with my lack of service. Then once I confirmed someone was actually staffed to help he proceeded to ask "well, what do you need." In a less than friendly manner. I hung up on him and gave my business to chandler/kyrene. She was happy to take my money.
Q: positive

A:
Mighty fine southern comfort food. I went today for chicken and waffles only to find that they were not doing sunday brunch until next sunday. I had a sampler plate of pork rib, fried chicken wing, and fried tilapia with collard greens and mac-n-cheese for sides. The fried chicken (very light batter if any at all) and fish (cornmeal) were just great. The rib was falling off the bone tender, but I didn't really care for the house sauce and the rub seems non-descript needing some sauce. Collard greens were awesome with a little sweetness to go with the saltiness. Mac-n-cheese was not very interesting. Iced tea came from a Nestea can, so beware. Overall a good experience, but order carefully.