Input: What would be an example of an negative review?

An example of an negative review: My roommate and I had been ordering from this place for over a year. We were incredibly loyal and encouraged all of our friends to order from Pong Pong - I know from my own records that we've given these guys hundreds of dollars in business. Last week when we were moving and completely foodless, we followed our usual routine and called Pong Pong. The food took an hour and a half to get there (they said 30-45 mins), the delivery driver called us twice, yelled at us and then hung up both times. When he finally got there, he WHISTLED at us to come get the food from his car and when he didn't bring one of the meals we ordered, he simply apologized and left. My roommate ended up having to get in his car and drive to get food after waiting over an hour for Pong Pong to bring us our simple, two entree order. Not to mention, the food I ordered with no onions or mushrooms was covered in both. The next day I called to speak with the manager and get my money back and they refused to reimburse my card, told me they "understood" that I wouldn't be giving them anymore business after trying to remedy it with 15% off my next order. Are you kidding me? DON'T ORDER FROM THIS PLACE. I used to stick up for them when others said their food was gross and service bad, but apparently they really don't care about maintaining a report with loyal costumers and solving problems. I know the economy sucks and everyone is trying to hold onto their pennies, but a free meal is all they needed to keep a steady flow of business from us and our multiple friends. At this point, I'd go to Panda Express before Pong Pong.

Input: What would be an example of an positive review?

An example of an positive review: Pleasant surprise located right of the strip. The inside lounge area is slightly majestic, and colourful. Cocktail prices are similar to all bars / casinos on the strip though I noticed a considerable difference in the portions sizes. One example would be the nearly triple shot premium bloody mary I ordered was taller and stronger than any restaurant I previously ordered from that week. Additionally, the rum & coke I ordered was considerably larger and a lot more affordable. I do also appreciate the lounges efforts to maintain a consistent appearance from its patrons (e.g. no hats inside the lounge). Inside the diner there is a multitude of options listed on their menu, my choice was the mediterranean omelet. Being very fond of seafood, I was pleasantly surprised to see a giant omelette with crab / shrimp topped with Old Bay hollandaise sauce listed on the menu. The omelet itself is not for the faint of heart or small stomached! This TEN egg omelet (which I wasn't aware of until it was brought to our attention after I nearly ate the whole thing) was packed with micro shrimp and some crab meat, but was the most fluffy omelet I've ever ate. The customer service was quick, fast and friendly - 4 stars.

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An example of an positive review: I finally made it to Drip this past Thursday... I chose to go there because they were participating in Dining Out For Life and they were centrally located downtown. And since I'd never been, I figured it would be a great place to host April Office Hours. I called ahead to give a heads up that our group would be in, and they seemed concerned that the space would not be big enough. It was fine though! We took over the main room. Gina took good care of our group. I saw some of the food that they served and it looked pretty good... some interesting sandwiches for a coffee shop including one with egg, asparagus, and prosciutto. I however, went with an iced tea and a sparkling water. Note to self - honey doesn't mix well in iced tea. Mix honey into the hot tea next time before pouring over ice! Since I don't live in the area, I probably won't be making a special trip to Drip anytime again soon, but if I did, I could see stopping by more often.

Input: What would be an example of an negative review?
An example of an negative review: Outside of the view . . . well it is just too contrived. Given the pricing I would expect more . . . like maybe a table cloth . . . like maybe if you sell me a beefsteak tomato salad how about some beefsteak tomatoes . . . not grape tomatoes, not yellow hot house tomatoes and hey how about some reasonable blue cheese . . . instead of the minimal square of lifeless shit portrayed as blue cheese. The steak, bone-in ribeye, was decent although dry aged . . . for how long 2 hours . . . well at least the sauteed mushrooms met my minimum standard Completely disturbingly unsatisfying . . . In my week of extremes . . . $6.00 lunches versus $90.00 dinners sans drinks . . . well the truth is the lunches crushed the food at VooDoo . . . poor pretentious bastards. OMG . . . was I that brutal . . . and it was not even a real estate company . . . Well, IT SUCKED . . . but the view was outstanding but the view is better taking off from the airport and a flight between Vegas and Southern California can be had for less cash.