Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Ex Input:
Beneath the surface, blackness gives way to light from above, seen through a haze of bubbles, before the blackness closes around him again. His hands

Ex Output:
move to the altar as someone dances and recognizes him.

Ex Input:
Finding the garbage truck empty, someone approaches a crowd of onlookers. Someone

Ex Output:
passes by the window, then turns and storms out of the office.

Ex Input:
Someone's eyes glisten with tears and she lowers her saddened gaze. Later, she

Ex Output:
sits up in bed, her hair and hair curled.