TASK DEFINITION: In this task, you're given a review from Amazon's food products. Your task is to generate a short summary of the given review in the input. Note that you don't need to write a complete sentence as a summary.
PROBLEM: I hate to admit I miss the lard. I was the one in your 4th-grade class who unscrewed the Oreo, ate all the white middle, licked the wafers clean and then ate the hardened chocolate wafers. That's the image I have of this cookie. Even Barbra Streisand coyly named her singing trio at the beginning of "A Star Is Born" the Oreos because she had two back-up singers who were black. That's why the idea of an Oreo Thin Crisp is rather lost on me. It is a single, nickel-sized baked chocolate wafer that more resembles a bleached Wheat Thin than the original Oreo. It does have some dusting of a white fructose sprinkle as perhaps a nostalgic tribute. Don't get me wrong, as the Oreo Thin Crisps are perfectly fine as low-calorie chocolate wafer alternatives go. They simply lack the lip-smacking satisfaction of a disassembled Oreo digested in pieces. The whole point of the 0.81-ounce bag of wafers is to tout that they are "100 Calorie Packs", a fine idea for Weight Watchers advocates and the rest of us who should be watching our weight. It's just that I don't feel very satisfied after finishing just one pack.

SOLUTION: Chocolate Wafers in an Identity Crisis as Oreos...But If Deception Helps Monitor Calories, Why Not?

PROBLEM: These peanuts are rock hard. I ate a handful of peanuts and got a bad stomach ache. They don't taste bad, and not salty at all. I don't understand why they are so hard. Ouch. I love the peanuts from Costco. They are also extra large and delicious but they never hurt my stomach. Must go back to them.

SOLUTION: is there such a thing as overcooked peanuts

PROBLEM: I love these noodles. They are really great for a midnight snack. It's not really something that will fill you up for a dinner. If you do eat it for dinner, you will be hungry later. Maybe some people wouldn't!!!! But, it just doesn't stick to my ribs. I love them though and Amazon has a really good price.

SOLUTION:
Great and good price!