Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer: Saw Garth Brooks in concert last night. LOVED him!!! I've been a Garth fan for years, but this concert was the best ever! It was as intimate a setting as I ever expect to see a star of Mr. Brooks caliber to appear in. He was gracious, charming and excited to be performing again. He appeared in his "favorite" hoodie and joked about wanting to hit the gym once his high school senior graduates. No time now I guess! We all loved him sneakers and all. Only made him more relatable. He said he would start touring again. Can't wait for that to happen, but I can't imagine enjoying any future concerts more than last night's.

Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer: OK so my boyfriend and I went through the drivethru. First problem: they were out of cream cheese rangoons. I could have brushed that off with no problem if that was the only problem. My bill was $11.10. I had $10.10 in cash and I told them to put $1 on my debit card. The lady screwed up and put $10.10 on my card and $1 in cash. They then told me they were going to give me a refund and try again. That didn't happen. I've worked in fast food and refunds are very easy to do. They gave me a dollar back and then tried to tell me that they gave me a ten. The manager came up and showed me two receipts trying to say that she refunded me. When a refund is processed, the receipt says "refund" and all the amounts have minus signs. All they did was charge me twice! They finally gave me the $10 and we brought the food home. Terriyaki chicken was good. Chow neon was good. The orange chicken was spicy. SPICY! Panda express orange chicken isn't supposed to be spicy! The crispy shrimp was completely inedible. I will NOT be returning to this restaurant EVER AGAIN.

Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer:
Short-ish line. 15 min. Someone tried to scalp poutine, pathetic. Others tried to cut in line. The burger is good, but not great, a little overdone. In the style and scale of McDonalds, but obviously way better. The poutine is delicious. I had it plain, which a local told me is like "buying a corvette but not getting the keys." I enjoyed it. Their vegetarian poutine is decent, the cheese is good but the gravy is very salty and tastes of condensed bullion a little.