Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

At night, someone sits at a cubicle in the darkened office. She
reaches over and picks up a piece of metal.

She leaps back to him, wrapping her arms around his neck. Someone
releases someone, who finishes him, joins him, and pushes him hard.

He jumps off of the stage. He
does an dismount behind him.