Problem: So we people - watched & caught up while getting buzzed off our 40s for a good while . It was SERIOUSLY suchhhh a perfect SF day . Spent most of the day with the fam on Friday .

Why may the narrator be a bit woozy when talking to someone ?

A: The narrator is drunk .

Problem: Then I went to Rite Aid to pick up Sue 's prescriptions . After that , I went to Torchy 's and got a sandwich for dinner since I was starving and running out of time . At home , I opened up the house to cool things down and fed the cats . I changed into cooler clothes and ate my sandwich while watching the beginning of the Mariners game .

What was the weather like today ?

A: It was a hot and summery day .

Problem: As much as it pains me to say it , our bed is going back to its mother . We are going to try to get something firmer , something that will help us feel rested when we wake up in the morning . So while I feel somewhat sad about this ( why ? ) I know it 's all for the best .

Why is the narrator in the market for a new bed ?

A:
They want a firmer bed .