input: Write a negative yelp review.
output: Wish I had read Kimberly L's review before going. Completely agree that this is the suckiest Massage Envy I have had the misfortune of wasting money at. I have been to Massage Envy's all over the country, and my experience here was the worst--both the establishment and the therapist. #1--what inspired brainiac conceived of putting a massage place right next to a loud sports bar? Pure genius on that one! So much for relaxation... #2--be careful about having close to closing massages. Apparently even if your massage starts 15 minutes late because of their scheduling issues (as mine did), they close promptly at closing time and will not keep the place open to make-up for their late start. So much for getting your full time... I would not recommend Ashley if you want a deeper pressure massage.
input: Write a negative yelp review.
output: Terrible. Preordered my tires and when I arrived they couldn't find the order anywhere. Once we got through that process I waited over 2 hours for them to be put on... I was originally told it would take 30 mins. Slow, over priced, I'll go elsewhere next time.
input: Write a positive yelp review.
output:
I absolutely LOVE this place! My fiancee and I went last night for our second time.. the first time we both tried the open brisket sandwich. It was so good we ate it too fast that we had to take a nap afterwards ;-) Last night we paced ourselves and I got the 2 meat platter with chicken, brisket, mashed potatoes and macaroni. My fiancee got the half rack of ribs and corn on cob and macaroni. First of all.. the macaroni tastes like it has real cheese in it!! The taters tasted home-mashed, but the gravy could have been creamier..still good taste! The chicken and brisket were so perfect and juicy and seasoned just right!!! The rib meat fell off the bone and was juicy and meaty. Very little fat and cooked thoroughly. Our food came quickly and was cooked perfectly. Wonderful service!!! Very friendly and accommodating(We were cold and she turned up air for us) and as I eat my yummy leftovers for lunch all I can think is.."Man.. I should have ordered more cornbread to go!"