input: Write a negative yelp review.
output: So, I just moved in the area and was looking for a new place to get my hair cut. I gave this place a call and politely introduced myself and asked the woman on the phone whether they did only appointments or walk-ins today. She interrupted me mid-question and answered in a tone acting as if I was some kind of annoying pest. I ignore it and ask their approximate wait time and she laughs at me, says "ugh.. just come in!" *click* Yes, she hung up on me. The phone call lasted all of 20 seconds. I immediately called a different barber shop and took my business to somewhere else. As a suggestion to whoever manages this place, please train the bitter, angry woman who answers your phone to have some basic courtesy because you just lost a potential twice-a-month loyal customer.
input: Write a positive yelp review.
output: I have been to the Hanging Bat only a couple of times since its opening and I have to say that I was pretty impressed by the place. Cool decor, comfy sofas, fun water taps in the toilets. Oh and of course, the main thing: the beer. A huge selection as it appears. Staff are fairly knowledgeable and ready to give you advice. I like the idea of 2/3 pint glasses too. And of course the hot dogs. What a great idea! Those hot dogs are delicious, totally worth the money. A great addition to the slowly-improving face of Lothian Road.
input: Write a negative yelp review.
output:
Unbelievably expensive. I paid almost twice as much for an oil change, tire rotation, and in-cabin air filter change than I did at the dealer for the same services a few months back. I won't be back for sure.