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Output: I ordered food from Sun Penang because of the great Yelp reviews. I excitedly called in orange chicken and thai iced tea. An hour and a half after I placed my order, I wondered where my food was. Finally! A phone call! But alas, it was only the driver calling to tell me that he spilled my tea in the car. Would I like him to drive back to the restaurant, make a new one, and come back to Shadyside? No, my hunger couldn't wait more time in addition to the hour and a half. About ten minutes later, my food arrived. Salvation! I ran upstairs and to my kitchen table, ready to eat. I eagerly took my first bite of the suspiciously cold chicken. An entire mouthful of chilled congealed fat caused me to vomit on my table. One star.

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Output: This is really just a review of Sofi's back room! It's not obvious they even HAVE a back room, as you have to walk past the bar and turn right almost but not quite into the men's loos (I can see that going wrong after a few glasses of wine). Anyway, I went there for some 'Freelance Friday' drinks and found a gorgeous little pale blue, tongue-and-groove cabin of a room, with bits and bobs of furniture and quirky stuff on the walls. It's a perfect size for a little group, especially if people don't know one another - it's quiet enough to actually talk, and you get drawn into lots of conversations. Staff are lovely and friendly, surprisingly so given how cool they look! And they did a good range of snacks and crisps and cakes and soup - I don't think there's a full menu but it was great for what we were wanting. Like all of Edinburgh's 'Swedish' bars it's not cheap, but it's worth it - a lovely place to meet up and have a chat.

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Output: Came for dinner and drinks in the bar Saturday, 3/29/14 and the experience was disappointing unfortunately. There was something wrong with their CO2 canisters because the beers were extremely flat and room temperature. I actually thought they brought me a wrong beer twice. The server had to get the manager to see if he could even take the bad beer off the receipt. Wtf?! Service was terrible and the dining area wasn't clean. The cotija corn app was the only good dish. The buffalo wings were in BBQ sauce, wish they had...buffalo...sauce.

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Such a sweet patio, so inviting, beautiful ambiance. Candlelit, garden setting. So perfect! However, my meat was cold, and our waitor needed to take it down a notch. I'm all for friendly, but he was a bit overly animated and loud for the type of environment. We weren't at Chucky Cheese, we were at a quaint french bistro. Hello, turn down the volume. This critique is coming from someone who is often teased as "buddy the elf"...so if I thought it was over the top, it must have been! Also appreciated that it was walking distance to our hotel.