Problem: And there 's this really creepy guy on the bench ! And the creepy guy is making really creepy conversation with me .... So I sucked that cigarette down faster than ever , spotted him standing at K 's register again and ran inside to tell him .

Why might the creepy guy be there ?
OPTIONS:
- None of the above choices .
- He might be a time traveller
- He might be a ghost
- He might be a martian visiting earth

A: None of the above choices .

Problem: How does that happen ? I never thought I 'd do something like this and the worst part is that I do n't care at all ... And now , I ' m talking to her on msn ( thank god it 's msn ) and I ' m forcing myself so much to say things because I feel like I ' m either going to slip up and tell her or I ' m going to run out of things to say . I hope she does n't call me tonight or I 'll definitely feel like I ' m fucked .

Why is the narrator worried about this relationship ?
OPTIONS:
- They do n't have a phone to call .
- They do n't have a way of making a call to them .
- They do n't have any money to go on dates .
- They do n't have anything to say .

A: They do n't have anything to say .

Problem: I had a really weird few days . Yesterday , I ate lunch , got some errands done ( including mailing something awesome to Martin ; I hope it gets there unsmooshed ) , and went to a cafe downtown to do some journalism reading . I ordered one of those flavored blended espresso drinks . I do n't know what was in that drink ( probably just caffeine and sugar , but still ) , but it hit me hard . I was SO INCREDIBLY EXCITED about everything I was reading in my journalism textbook , I had trouble focusing because I wanted to get up and dance around going " Squeeeeeeeeeeee ! "

What about the drink led the speaker to have such a strong reaction ?
OPTIONS:
- It had been laced with amphetamines , which is why they had this reaction
- They had a low caffeine tolerance and were not accounting for this when they consumed the drink
- They had accidentally put 5x the normal amount of caffeine into this particular beverage
- One of the workers had slipped cocaine into the beverage , leading to this this result

A:
They had a low caffeine tolerance and were not accounting for this when they consumed the drink