TASK DEFINITION: Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context
PROBLEM: Someone serves up a plate of North Pole - style fried bologna for himself and puts it on the breakfast bar. The kid

SOLUTION: gets to the back of the van.

PROBLEM: Later, in the network of tunnels, a flashlight shines through the darkness, leading the team. Someone

SOLUTION: steps to the handrail and comes in.

PROBLEM: A man in a workshop shows his supplies and adds wax to a ski. The man then

SOLUTION:
peels the canvas tire over the nail and puts wax all over the ski.