Premise: Which is jus' about as straight thinkin' as kickin' a loaded polecat on th' tail end.

Hypothesis: That makes as much sense as kicking a loaded polecat on the tail.
Answer: yes

Premise: The metrics described here will generally be used after contract award, in order to assess how well the agency is managing the system development process.

Hypothesis: The metrics are for after the contract gets awarded so then you can see how the agency is performing.
Answer: it is not possible to tell

Premise: One day in particular, Natalia barged into a quaint little hotel room to find me in underwear, splayed out on the floor.

Hypothesis: Natalia has never seen me in my underwear.
Answer: no

Premise: You thought that, did you?

Hypothesis: You had a thought.
Answer: yes