You are given a review about a place. You need to provide a rating from "1 star" to "5 stars" for this place.

[Q]: On our second trip to Smalls, we were hoping for a different experience, it didn't happen. Both times we've been, the restaurant has been out of several of the more appealing items. The first time it was super crowded, so seemed possible, the second time not at all, and was just annoying. The food sounds interesting, and does make efforts to be unique, but falls short of the very high prices they charge for such small portions. If I had to describe it, I would call it overcharged glorified pub food. The beer list is interesting, I'll give it that. But just because you dim the lights and turn on dance music doesn't mean you're the hotest stuff around. If I was in the mood for a drink and some ambiance, it would be a good place to start for a drink. If I wanted more expensive food with great flavors I would try out Custom Shop and Carpe Diem nearby.
"You're killin me Smalls!" - The Sandlot
[A]: 2 stars

[Q]: Went after it been open a couple weeks. They made a big deal about complimentary chips and salsa. Really? At a Mexican restaurant? The house salsa was bland and tasteless. We ordered the verde salsa that we had to pay for. Also bland. Next the tacos. We both had the Carne Asada. The meat was so tough you could hardly chew it. And the tortillas were gross. Not just soft but you could wring the oil out of them. As another reviewer said they tasted raw. YUCK! I'll go next door to Chipoltle next time.
[A]: 1 star

[Q]: WHO DAT, DAT MADE DAT? Cause daaaaamn, that's good!
I was at a Super Bowl party yesterday. You know, the one where the New Orleans SAINTS took the win?

I had a taste of this restaurants catering job, a job well done!

The Jambalaya was delicious. It was the New Orleans style of course tossed with rice....awesome. The craw fish bread and the Creole style gumbo lulu were also delicious. Of course they did not forget to order the bread pudding, also delicious.

Yay! I'm a fan based on this catering and look forward to eating their food again.

p.s. The food tasted just as good sober as it did after a few drinks. Everyone seemed to loved it, even the Colts fans in the room!
Glad something made them happy last night .HA! HA!
[A]:
4 stars