Problem: Write a positive yelp review.
A: THIS IS A REVIEW BASED ON TAKE OUT ONLY! I had been craving Indian food, and my girlfriend brought it over for a movie night... I had Chicken Tikka Masala with garlic naan... It was flavorful, perfectly spiced, the chicken was tender, the naan was SO delicious... this was the best take out I've ever had. EVER!

Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A: Worst service ever! We went there dinner and karaoke last night and our waitress only had 2 other tables to wait on and she is unprofessional and unattended. She took our and never came back to check on us. She left out our food order and didn't even bother to fix it. When we had more people to join our party, she rolled her eyes at our table and didn't even want to serve us. We had to end up getting our drinks at the bar. From what she told us, she's been working there for 10 years and she's 43 years old with long hair. Place is so run down. It looks like a crack house. The food isn't good either! Please don't waste your timing going here!

Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A:
This place was a super big let down. Frozen fish squares? Cold unsalted fries? Flat pop? Frozen burger patties? And a burrito that looked like someone just popped open a banquet meal and pulled one out. The banquet would probably be better. Should have known the universe was trying to tell me to leave when they only take cash. It's the 21st century. Get with it. If you are looking for a better fish sandwich you'll have better luck at mcdonalds.