Problem: Write a positive yelp review.
A: Three things you need to survive a Zombie Apocalypse: - Machete or Ax - A good sidearm with a few clips for emergency - Earl of Sandwich Caribbean Jerk Chicken sandwich and the Montegu! This place lives up to its hype. Open 24 hours cranking out delicious food for the hungry masses. When you are drunk after clubbing..come here. If you have sore feet after dancing..come here. If you want to meet hot girls..i guess you can come here too. They serve sandwiches, soups, salads, soda, beer, and snacks. And best of all..ALL SANDWICHES ARE ONLY $5.99! i ate at this place two days in a row during my stay in Vegas. i guess i knew i wasn't coming back for a while so i had to get my fix. The staff could be a little rude..but im not there for the staff, im there for the food. Just get in, order, get out. All those other reviews of people bitching about rude service..grow some thicker skin..cuz you wont be able to survive a Zombie Apocalypse with that attitude!!

Problem: Write a positive yelp review.
A: I have to give them a 5 for their Guacamole and chips. I am just in love with it. Everytime I go to the US, I have to go there. Cheap, super tasty and I love the salad bowl option they have (as I cannot eat wheat flour). The meat is always tasty and fresh and again .....their guacamole ....the best !!!! Always clean and fresh with friendly staff. Healthy fast food ..... Just wish that we had it in Canada !!

Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A:
went there 2 wks ago and the sign said closed for renovations,but actually it was closed by southern nevada health inspectors for gross violations. Another thing, once they open again for business you need to bring some earplugs because the place is so noisy from customers shouting and loud talking even with the food in their mouth. I am not going back there anymore to eat.