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An example of an negative review: I asked a neighbor from Thailand what he considered the best place for Thai food in Madison, and he pointed across the street. I'm still not quite sure whether the penance I would pay was a set-up. Ordered a few things here for takeout when my family was visiting, and what I remember best, the pad thai and spring rolls, were fantastically and unsavably bland. The takeout estimates were also way off. This would normally amount to an "average" experience but that I spent our last horrible, horrible winter without a car and without takeout from this location should speak to the impact of that experience.

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An example of an negative review: Eh, I didn't like this place much either, especially when I had been craving Mexican. The sopes were ok, the salsa was pretty good as well, but the Tacos Coapa were flavorless. We didn't stay for dessert due to the crappy seating, the bad lighting, and the inept, slow service. Not recommended.

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An example of an negative review: Worst Strip club I've ever been to. Went last week with a bachelor party, (one of our party had connections to the club in the UK and we were supposed to be taken care of). Turns out all the free stuff we got is free to anyone who asks for it (from the other reviews) As soon as we walked in the door, the Girls were on us like used car salesmen.... We couldn't just chill and relax because there was a girl coming up to every one of us every 2 minutes asking for a dance. these broads are relentless....... haven't been anywhere else in LV but if everyplace is like this, fuck it...

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An example of an negative review: I was so looking forward to eating at a Daniel Boulud restaurant and was very disappointed in the service. It took 15 minutes from the time we were seated before our server came to greet us and provide menus to us. After about 10 minutes, we had to ask for menus which then came 5 minutes later. No apology from the server was given for the wait, and the restaurant wasn't even busy in my opinion. There were a fair amount of empty tables around. In addition, when we sat down our party had two dirty napkins at the table that we needed to have replaced and when the server took our order, she forgot a person in our party. She was about to walk away and then we had to speak up and let her know she didn't get his order. In addition, my friend ordered a soda while the rest of our party ordered cocktails. We all got our cocktails in a normal amount of time. His soda took FOREVER. We were all so annoyed at this point we were ready to just cancel the soda. Soda should not take longer than cocktails to come out. Any of those things alone may not have been a notable issue, but all of them combined definitely left us feeling irritated. As for the food, it was decent. I had some of the charcuterie plate and cheese plate our group ordered and then the French Onion Soup and Brussels Sprouts on the side. I also tried the short rib pasta dish my other friend had. Nothing to write home about, just average. To be fair, I was a little put off with the service by the time the food arrived that I didn't give the food much thought. Nothing was going to save my experience. I should say though that my friend had the duck and he inhaled it, which he told me turned out really well.