Problem: Write a positive yelp review.
A: Issa Groupon is bring me to da National Comedy Theatre. Ima think issa was sketchy when I drive by issa inna back o' strip mall-ey area wissa lottsa empty places. Ima guffaw anna LOL inna dis place. Issa make-a you anna me happy anna have a goofy a grin onna da face. Issa good place anna you musta go there now. Issa improvo anna issa comedy anna you like it. Issa good deal too. You try it now. Ima thank you. Dissa gonna go to a dees a peoples: @nctphoenix Ok, Ima alla done now.

Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A: I'm writing to save you so money. My husband and I went to for dinner over an hour before closing time and were extremely disappointed. Over half the items were empty and the ones that were there had a spoonful left. Not one item we ate was warm/ hot. I could forgive all that if they had the basics, but they didn't. The food we were actually able to eat was not good at all. I had a salad, something you would think is hard to screw up, not here. The lettuce was completely drowned in water. They did have a Mongolian BBQ station for you however, it was already cleaned and this was not an option for us. Maybe it would be better earlier but I can't imagine by much.

Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A:
I was let down when I arrived for dinner here. My fish patties were over-cooked. When my dinner finally arrived the black beans were cold and the rice was hard and cold, and the chicken that came with my meal was not that great either. When I got home I had to use the bathroom immediately.