Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer: They cleaned up my neighbors yarn and blew a bunch of stuff into my yard. They also left a bunch of tree trimmings in my back yard. Thanks guys.

Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer: I was super excited to try out some indonesian food, so when i realized they delivered to my hotel we jumped right on it. When it came, the food was honestly just... well... meh. Mostly bland. I've found so much great food in this area, I doubt I'd go back. But if I find my way back, I might give them a second try.

Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer:
GREAT NY style pizza