input: Write a negative yelp review.
output: *Takes deep breath* Wow, wow, wow. Where do I start? 1) It's old, and you can tell. A casino like this really needs to bebdoing some facelift or else it will go down like Stardust. It doesn't have the "Viva Fabulous Las Vegas" vibe... at all. The casino is just really sad and mopy feeling. 2) The walk to the room is incredibly.. long. From the casino, you need to go walk upstairs (since their escalators seem to always be broken with no hint of being fixed anytime soon). You then have to pass a really long hallway full of people selling "goodies" on carts, such as blinking cellphone cases and a bunch of junk you wouldn't even see at local shopping malls. You then have to walk some more, then get into the elevator with no airconditioning. No air conditioning in Las Vegas? Trust me, the ride inside the elevator each time was almost a ride to death with the stench of B.O. floating in the air. By the time you get onto your and into your room, regret of staying here will have soaked in... almost all the way. (3) No room service. WHAT? Yes, no room service past 10 pm. What is the point of room service? So that people could eat room service during peak hours when all the restaurants are opened? I was in complete shock, never happened to me in Vegas. Customer service lady who was a total not customer service like lady told us to go downstairs to the Garden Cafe which is where the room service food comes from anyway. Wow. So I had to repeat #2 (walking back down, then back up) with food. You can only imagine the food got cold by this time. Oh and the Garden Cafe is a ghetto version of Dennys. Can you believe?! I know, it's hard. (4) After you flushed the toilet, it would make a loud screeching "weeee" sound for 30 minutes. Wow. wow. wow. Can anyone say worse than Motel 6?! In all, if you're going to be staying in Las Vegas, there is no reason you should ruin your trip with accomdations like the Tropicana. It is so ghetto and dirty, and it feels really old. You'll be sorry if you stay here.
input: Write a negative yelp review.
output: Alright setup, nice furniture, nothing out of the blue here, but bad service. I was DD-ing and the bartender charged me for a soda, called "last-call" well before commonplace last-call time, and was generally rude. I would not go back.
input: Write a positive yelp review.
output:
I like the Zoo so much, I regularly consider a membership. That's BIG for me. Of course, I've never actually purchased a membership, so yeah... Anyway, what's not to love? Nice layout, great animal selection (sounds like a steak house); all at a pretty fair admission price. The food selections aren't bad either, though if you're going to a to focus on the food - well, you just shouldn't. Wish list: Though in general the zoo is clean, the restrooms and glass in many of the indoor viewing areas (gorillas, sharks, etc.) are usually pretty gross. Not gross enough to keep me away, but just sayin'. The zoo - and this one in particular - also makes for a great date or fun day with friends. Remember, it's not just for the kiddies! So, pack up your flask and go!