Problem: Even though I seldom use it , so it actually means something when I do ? Does n't make me feel any better . As I noted to myself on the drive home . Also , another faculty member stopped by yesterday while I was in my office arguing with Office 2007 ( shoot Laser Beams Of Hate in the general direction of Redmond ) and mentioned he 'd noticed my door open on Monday .

Who might I be referring to when I say the general direction of Redmond ?
OPTIONS:
- The general direction of Redmond refers to Cisco .
- The general direction of Redmond refers to Microsoft .
- The general direction of Redmond refers to Google .
- The general direction of Redmond refers to Apple .

A: The general direction of Redmond refers to Microsoft .

Problem: Hey Everyone . I got had a big problem with my blackberry bold today . It froze then call failed issues i got home from work and look at the screen and i had lines on the left hand side and a white screen on the right hand side . I am getting a new one from Rogers on Wednesday .

What is like the fact with my new Blackberry .
OPTIONS:
- I will make sure not to use it at work .
- Rogers will be able to fix my Blackberry line issues
- I will make sure I test the new one for any bug issues .
- None of the above choices .

A: I will make sure I test the new one for any bug issues .

Problem: Of course , bastard that he is , he just grinned . Then he 's walking towards me and I ' m walking backwards because I just know that if he touches me I ' m going to pounce on him . That 'd shock him . He 'd not be expecting that from me , not from good old Willow .

What may happen if Willow pouinces on him ?
OPTIONS:
- He will be totally shocked that she did it .
- None of the above choices .
- He may attempt to kill Willow .
- He may call the police and have her arrested .

A:
He will be totally shocked that she did it .