Problem: Write a positive (OPTIONS:
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A: Came here with my gf when I was flown in for an interview. I heard about Joe's on Food Network and knew there was one in Miami. To my surprise my friend Karen told me that there was one in Las Vegas. So being the foodie that I am, I had to check it out. Joe's decor is reminds me of a NYC steakhouse. Dark wood tables, chairs and floors. The stone crabs are definitely the star in this place, hence the name. The stone crabs come pre-cracked so the all the hard work is done for you. The meat is sweat and very flavorful and pairing it with the honey mustard sauce is genius! I had the scallops and the gf have the crab stuffed sole. The scallops came out alone with a little green garnish and a little greasy. For me, it was too plain. I needed something to go along with the scallops, maybe a mixed green salad wtih balsamic vinegrette. The crab stuffed sole was great, especially when dipped in the sauce. The onion rings were good if you like them thin and stringy. The mashed potatoes with the fontina cheese is to die for! Granted were on a low-carb diet, but you have to try it. You only live once! As you can tell, we obviously weren't able to finish the meal so we brown-bagged it home. What a night at Joe's! I've been back many times and love their stone crab. I love this place!
Q: negative

A: We ordered takeout from here last week, for part 7 of our "Try every Chinese restaurant in Squirrel Hill" challenge. And sadly, NDH has landed toward the bottom of the pack. The food was ready when they said it would be, and we brought it merrily back to our apartment. And here is what we got: Szechuan Dumplings in Hot Sesame Sauce: What? This dish did not in any way resemble its advertised qualities. The dumplings were essentially firm balls of pork, wrapped in flimsy dumpling wrappers, and coated in what tasted much more like a peanut sauce than a "hot sesame sauce." The dish looked sloppy and tasted okay...for hard pork ball dumplings in peanut sauce. Which is not what we wanted, so yeah. No. Yaki Udon: This dish did arrive as advertised, in that it had scallops, shrimp, vegetables, and noodles. But I just found it really bland, lacking the delicious savory umami quality that makes me want to slurp up the whole bowl. Seafood was a little tough in texture, and the "vegetables" were essentially grated strips of carrot tossed in. That was disappointing since part of why I ordered this was because I wanted some vegetables in the dish. Again, no. General Tso's Chicken: This is hard to mess up, and they didn't. Crispy, sweet, sticky chicken with a few bits of broccoli in there for good measure. Lots and lots of sauce. So frankly, nothing exciting to report, just a Chinese-American standard. All in all, too pricey for what it was, the ingredients seemed low-quality, and there was nothing super delicious at all. Mostly blah. We probably won't be back.
Problem: What would be an example of an positive (OPTIONS:
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Answer: The best yoga studio ever! I have tried many others, and none come close. The studio is amazing and spa-like, the instructors are great, and there is a really decent variety of classes and times they are offered! This location has only 2 rooms but they still have a good amount of classes, although I heard from the instructors that the Summerlin location is much bigger. Can't stress how great this place is! Fallen in love with it even if their prices are a tad steep (although they run great specials once in a while). Trial and error with different (smelly, gross, and just plain bad) yoga studios has led me crawling back to this place, where I happily go and get a workout in whenever I can!
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Generate a positive review for a place
Output: One of my fav lil spots in downtown. This corner of downtown does not get as much love as it deserves on non game/event days [TGI Fridays is across the street] But it is at those times where folks like me like to come hang out. [As you can guess I am not much for crowds.] It is conveniently located on the 3rd St and Jefferson lightrail stop (an eastbound station) or just few short blocks walk south from the 3rd St and Washington lightrail stop (a westbound station). So if you are one of those like me who likes to do the occasional lightrail pub crawl with friends make sure to add this to your list. The booze is cold and their menu is pretty hot. Hot in that it has some great items to choose. My personal favorites are the nachos (those chips are awesome) add the beef or chicken and it just makes this plate of nachos much more yummy. They make their own cheese sauce, it is not some yellow/orange glop they give you at a sporting event or movie. Their burgers rock! Their salads woah. But I still like their Mediterranean Hummus with the cool crisp veggies. They have partnered with Mountainside Fitness to create a portion of the menu that is both tasty and healthy and I have to say it lives up to both. The service has been excellent and I have never had an issue even at it's busiest.
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output: I'm laughing as I write this as I've just come from this bar and had a great time! Great Dane Pub and Brewing is the kind of bar that I would make my neighborhood joynt if it was in my neighborhood. Great Dane has been in business since 1994 and is the first brewery to open in Madison since 1966. The building is amazing (you know me and my love for old buildings!)- it is split between a Queen Ann style and a Victorian brick both looking to be from the early to mid 1800's. There is a historic plaque outside that explains that this was once a fine hotel in Madison. The remodeling showcases the interior brick walls, a mahogany bar and a rathskeller in which the beer is made. But the coolest spot? An outdoor garden with brick pavers and up lighting makes this one of the best al fresco dining areas in the city. The bartender took care of me until my friends arrived- offering me samples of their local brewed goodness cuz I couldn't make up my mind. He knew all along just what I would like (sorry Dave- should have listened to you from the start!) We moved to a table with the gang arrived and had some tasty appetizers and burgers. When in Wisconsin- do as they do so everything we had was laden with cheese- deep fried cheese curds, nachos buried in cheese and meat and even a cheddar melt burger with onions and cheese. Now this was calorie worthy grub! Like playing pool or shuffleboard? They've got your game! And there is live music (so I am told) Thursday through Sunday. The staff is friendly and quick- keeping the beers flowing and the food coming. Dinner for 6 was around $80. Cheap, cheap cheap. But fun. And the best news of all? Walking distance from the hotel (although there is a parking garage next door) You can bet the next time I am in Madison- the Great Dan Pub will be on my list to visit!
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output:
Great place. Always fresh and always great service. A lot of sushi places you get ignored or slow service, but not here. If anything, they might check on you TOO much, if that's even possible. Super friendly, lots of choices and every kind of roll, great AYCE. Seriously can't go wrong with this place, it's always great.