question: Today we relocate to Kia Ora . I ' m hoping things will be more enjoyable once we 're not all crammed in one room -- despite living on a cliff ... And damnit , I just realized why it seemed like I had so much room in my " carry - on " bag . I did n't pack my shoes yet . And I had gotten minimally excited over it , too .
Q: What may happen next ?

answer: The shoes will need to be found and packed in the bag .

question: WHAT could be in the package ? Something PORNOGRAPHIC , that 's for sure ! I rushed into the house and went to the laundry room , closed the door and pulled the package out of the magazine . I flipped it over , and reread the words on the side . Contains PHOTOGRAPHIC material . Damn .
Q: Why is this person disappointed that they misread the label on the package ?

answer: Pornographic implies something forbidden , this person was exited by the thought .

question: My entire body is ache and stiff and my mind was cloudy all day . I get to " The Gym " and start walking on the track . I complete 3 laps when I bump into Speed Racer . SR forgot their shoes and I thank the stars ( Hassellhoff ) because emotionally I do n't think I can do another 7 laps .
Q: Why was the narrator happy to run into Speed Racer ?

answer:
It got them to stop running .