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Output: Is it possible to give zero stars? If so, Katerbean would rate a zero. Bad atmosphere, unfriendly employees, slow and reluctant service, pump your own coffee, dingy interior, dirty tables. If they only had telescreens which couldn't be switched off, then this place would be a perfect setting to film Orwell's "1984".

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Output: Staff was super nice here. I got the Halloween package and my husband got the Mob package. Even though I got scared and couldn't make it through my whole cycle of guns, they pro-rated my package and still gave me the free t-shirt. Sean got through all of his, all the way to the Tommy Gun, and he had a blast. It was nice to have our "trainer" stand with us the whole time and instruct us (I've been to other places that previously didn't do this). Highly professional and fun!

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Output: Great place to visit, free admission, epic cars. Love the cafe on the second floor, check out beautiful views with good food!

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Thanks, fellow Yelpers, for the stellar reviews of Brandon, the wonder groomer. My cat Charlotte has out-of-control fur that needs at least semi-annual shaving, and I was not happy with the last groomer who made her face uneven and lopped off half of her whiskers. I told Brandon what Charlotte liked (the lion poof tail) and what annoyed her (the leg fur they left long) and he groomed her exactly to my specifications. He even clipped her nails, gave her a bath, and cleaned out her ears. Charlotte disliked the bath, but was otherwise putty in Brandon's gentle hands. It became very clear that he is a true animal lover as we exchanged animal rescue stories. He also volunteers his talents at the Humane Society so that the scraggly ones look more presentable for adoption and has fostered for a local no-kill shelter. He has over 20 years experience as a groomer. I couldn't believe that after 1.25 hours of work on Charlotte, he only charged $45. A Doggie in the Window is unpretentious, as others have said, but clean and comfortable. One thing I noticed were all the potted plants- including some beautiful orchids. It makes sense that someone who can keep an orchid thriving would also be such a highly regarded, loving, attentive groomer.