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Output: 7/01/10 I've had Tortas El Guero bookmarked for a couple of weeks when a friend told me of the wonderful torta she had here recently, I thought I'd visit it on my next days off. Came in prior to 430p, and the woman manning the counter could not speak any English at all. Good thing I still retained a little of basic Spanish to request that a few ingredients be omitted. (Had I waited till 5p, I'd have no problem w/ the bilingual Caucasian server that arrived.) Chose the carne asada torta, and the bread was good. However, the filling was very sparse. I suggest that TEG either use smaller-sized bread, or up the filling a bit! The cost of the sandwich is definitely too high-- I wouldn't order this same sandwich for that price again (especially when I could order a huge serving that is equally as tasty, perhaps more so, at Phoenix Ranch Market-- the telera bread there is amazing!). Indeed, I had to order two side tacos for their meat contents (pastor y carne asada) to be able to fill in the rest of the torta :( Based on what I tried, if I were to come back, I'd order the pastor. I don't think I'll be back, though. (I will, however, visit the Michoacan ice cream parlor again next door!! The coffee and mango flavors I tried were delicious! What I wouldn't do to have some of the coffee right now...)

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Output: Yusho? More like You-should-not-go. Much fanfare surrounded the opening of this place a few months back, with the Weekly quickly proclaiming it the "best new strip restaurant." Hogwash. I love the concept of a Taiwanese-style night market, and maybe the flagship spot in Chicago delivers, but our experience was quite sad. We ordered the "grilled" lamb, the Logan ramen, the fried chicken, and the pork buns. The lamb was more boiled than grilled, lacking any crispy texture or smokey flavor. Such a bummer. The ramen was a travesty of thin and flavorless broth, with some weird fried pork suspended on a wire on the edge of the bowl, and an overcooked egg. The pork was tender and tasty, the best part of the dish, but it made little sense for all the fuss of the presentation. If you can't pull off a rich, complex broth, and if you can't manage to produce a soft egg, you don't deserve to have ramen on your menu, end of story. The fried chicken was dense, overly crunchy, and dry. You have to work pretty hard to mess up fried chicken, but Yusho pulled it off. The pork buns were the highlight of the meal, but everyone is doing these right now and while Yusho's are fine they don't hold a candle to the ones at Fat Choy. No complaints about service, in fact I feel bad as I was ranting about the ramen when one of the kindly wait staff approached with our next dish. Oops, sorry buddy, nothing personal. But when you go to the strip and pay strip prices and then, once again, fall prey to soulless and overly fussy dishes meant to please the lowest common denominator of mass acceptance, you get pissed. Shame on me, a local, for ever thinking these trendy strip concepts will actually deliver the goods. Fooled again. It was a saturday night, around 9pm, and the place was dead. I was curious to check out what's happening at Monte Carlo, since it's the first time in my ten years in Vegas that anything interesting is taking shape at this place. Signs aren't good. No one coming or going; no action, no energy. It felt like we were the only ones who missed a tornado warning. So, overall, a pretty disappointing outing. Shame on me for thinking it would be otherwise.

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Output: Very disappointed in the service tonight. My friend and I went out to have an early dinner. Took a while for one of the hostesses to come over or acknowledge we were there. Place was fairly vacant, so not hard to get a seat. We had ordered beverage when I noticed that a family behind us had a child with a very loud tablet. Nothing educational, just loud music. The music overhead was also loud. I asked 2 ladies at the hostess stand if the family could turn down the music as it was hard to hear both without getting a headache. They looked at each other, one walked away. The other just stood there. The other came back and said, kinda rudely, that they were not comfortable asking the family, but they would turn down the overhead music. We questioned this and they basically told us the other family were regulars and their child used the music for education (the child was disabled). This wasn't educational music, just loud, downloaded music. The woman then said "we can move you to the back room". And not in a nice way. We did choose to move, but then, once seated, we're told the kind of beer my friend wanted wasn't available. After basically being told that because we were not regulars, our feelings didn't matter, we decided to leave, evening off to a real bad start. Had the lady said hey, I understand, how about we just move you, it might have been a much better experience. But first not onlywere we told we had no importance but then told were told we were being relegated to the BACK ROOM. What could have been a non-issue they made into one. We left at that point without dinner. Sorry, I will never go back, and I spend a lot of money eating out.

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The service at this place is great. They do everything they can to accommodate our schedule. I have used Mary H as a massage therapist for about a year. She does a completely amazing job. I definitely recommend the place and Mary as a therapist.