Problem: Write a positive (OPTIONS:
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A: Took my girlfriend there the first time we went out in Madison. Wined and dined her the whole nine yards and we were both very impressed with the wait staff and food. She was so pleased that she asked if we could go back again. That's the first time that's happened, ever.
Q: negative

A: I came here for their friends and family event, and while I typically wouldn't write about it since it was virtually gratis and it is their start-up week, I didn't even see potential in this place (I went to Bourbon Steakhouse for a similar type of gratis event, and it fucking rocked... I refuse to review them yet because I know I'll be back when they will actually be in operation). As a matter of fact, the only recurring thought I could muster during the entire meal (which, mind you, lasted just under 3 hours) was: What the hell? First bad experience here: sitting on the toilet, as a 5'9" woman, my feet were dangling. Bizarre. And the stalls are very looney-bin-esque... sterling silver from top to bottom with no obvious ventilation or way out if someone locks you in (yes, paranoid is the word you're searching for). Second: The chairs are beyond uncomfortable, but wouldn't be so awful if I hadn't had to endure such a long-lasting meal (note to restaurants: this long-lasting concept? Good for relationships and, like, gum. Not so much for supper). Third: I've had better food at pretty much anywhere that charges even a fraction of what this place does. It was kind of outrageous, but I didn't begin a violent rampage because, as mentioned, they were buying. Four: Our wait time in between dishes averaged at about 15 minutes from picking up the dirty plates to dropping new ones. This isn't accounting for how long it took for them to clear our table, despite the 9842759873 servers, bussers, sommeliers, and bartenders milling around (I'm not even counting the armada of hostesses). I can see many a Scottsdale douchebag or Eurotrash enjoying this place, but it's probably because (pardon me for being caustic) they haven't recovered their taste buds from last night's coke binge. Sidenote: Our server was awesome. That said, he'll probably find something better very shortly.
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer: Shockingly bad. I know it's Pittsburg so my expectations were low, but there is no call for rudeness. The old lady should retire. The young waiter was ok but clearly scared of the woman. I went to the dinner buffet at 530 pm, the food was obviously left over from lunch, the rice was so old it was crunchy, all other food was very low quality and mostly cold. I always like to say something nice so the sweet carrot dish was not horrible. My search for quality Indian food in the 'burgh continues.
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Generate a positive review for a place
Output: I go to StripSteak every time I go to Vegas. The food and service has always been exceptional, everything is prepared to perfection there. It's one of my favorite restaurants and I will definitely be back!
input: Write a negative yelp review (OPTIONS:
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output: Food is mediocre and not worth the price they charge. Most of the meat is cold, tough and overcooked and quality of the meat is also sub par - lamb chops are shoulder cut and tough, ribs are also cold and tough. The desserts look far better than they taste. Some of the salads are OK. Place is clean though.
Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A:
If I could give less than one star, I would. The staff was rude and uninterested in any of the 10 people waiting to be seen. I waited an hour and 45 minutes before being being taken back to the exam room, but in all fairness, they did squeeze me in last minute. I don't mind waiting, but when I did see the doctor (after 35 minutes more of waiting in the exam room), he wouldn't perform the cyst injection that I specifically called and asked if he would perform before going in. He said "the front desk doesn't always have the right answer". They refunded my payment, but wasted most of my day. I also think it's bad form to blame your staff. The person I spoke with on the phone said she asked him (while I was on hold) if he would perform the injection and he said yes - whether that's true or not, I don't know. Either way, I'd avoid this place!