Problem: This was a great restaurant. Thanks Yelpers for the suggestion. Not a fancy place, but the food is awesome.
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Problem: service and quality are unreliable: one of the best haircuts I've ever had, but mostly mediocre and sometimes really awful service
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Problem: This place gets an extra star because food wasn't exactly terrible. But I will never ever ever come back again. Even if it is steps away from work, which would've been convenient but.. Bleh. Service sucks. Idk how else to put it. They have no organization to seating arrangements or anything like that. People started walking out! We finally got a table but our server was distracted & was not listening when we were ordering. After waiting 20 minutes, we finally got our waters & drink orders. Another 30 minutes later, he gives us 4 bowls of Pho when we ordered 1 Pho & 2 Vermicelli Bowls. And listen to this... he was ARGUING with us that those bowls were our orders. We grabbed a menu and physically pointed our orders and he kept saying "Ok ok ok!" He reached over my friend to grab the Pho bowls by her & he was seriously way too close for comfort, about to spill the bowls on her. She cussed him out & he was just so oblivious & careless, he just walked away. 20 minutes later, we finally get our food. Small portions, tasty but not the best. Thank goodness we got the Grand Opening 20% Discount. But besides that, NEVER AGAIN!
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Problem: (Edited because I thought the original was too harsh): I can't speak to the food, but I can certainly talk about the beer. Nothing irritates me more than overpaying for bad beer--and that's why I've given them the dreaded "one star." Service was excellent and the place has a cool layout--nothing wrong with that. I want to issue an apology to Great Dane--your beers are not the worst/mediocre (Dane's were never bad, though) in Madison. I am sincerely sorry. Capital charged $15 for a boot. I can now say I've had their entire lineup--from the overly-malty IPA to the cardboard-like Amber...this beer is simply not good. And by "not good", I mean just plain bad. I have NO idea how Madisonians voted this place for "Best of Madison"--I'd much rather have a $6 pitcher of Bud or PBR than the stuff Capital produces. If you want good, local, well-brewed craft beer, go to Ale Asylum, Karben4, One Barrel, the Great Dane, or Vintage. Do NOT, under any circumstances, spend your money here. I know it's a bad review, but words cannot describe how bad and overpriced Capital is. Yeah, it's a cool spot, but if you're charging me $5/beer (in Wisconsin)? It better be good. Brewers: I have no idea what you're doing, but when my homebrews come out 100x better than your stuff, I know there's a problem.
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