No rocking him for hours while standing under the stove fan . I ' ve gone several days without vacuuming my carpet because I do n't have to vacuum him to sleep , LOL . He just falls asleep when he 's tired . You know , like a normal baby ? OPTIONS:
- The baby has a hard time falling asleep on its own .
- I still have to vaccuum him to sleep .
- The baby will easily fall asleep .
- None of the above choices .

A: Wwhat happens after rocking him under the stove fan ?

He ran to it , reaching out and checking it was settled - secure . He began gingerly climbing down , trusting the timber . He gripped on tightly , but as his feet began to slip he scrabbled against the damp surfaces and ended up falling . He hit the ground hard , but picked himself up , peering into the gloom . OPTIONS:
- They seem to be a timber salesman .
- They seem to be a woodworker .
- None of the above choices .
- They seem to be a timber dealer .

A: What job does this character seem to have ?

Dear David , I saw your little eyes today in my mind . I saw your red tearful eyes . I remembered the way you looked up at the ceiling ... trying so hard to be a big boy and not cry . Its okay my baby . OPTIONS:
- The narrator is David 's big boy .
- The narrator is David 's baby .
- The narrator is David 's son .
- The narrator is David 's mother .

A: Who is the narrator to David ?

I was INSANE back then . So I thought I 'd be nice and write some of it here for you all to see and make fun of me . I changed a bit of it because of typos and the fact that I knew nothing about grammar and that sort of thing . OPTIONS:
- To offer solidarity to the unstable .
- None of the above choices .
- To offer solidarity to those who frequently have typos .
- To offer solidarity to those with an insane amount of work .

A:
Why is the narrator sharing this information ?