Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: This B&Q is massive and is well located around several other DIY type stores. They have a good garden section and can have some good deals. BUT - one chain home DIY store is just like any other chain DIY stores, the only thing that really differs between them is how they are laid out and the staff. The Man and I come by here occasionally to pick up housey bits and bobs and were in the other weekend looking for something to repair our (brand new) waterproof laminate in the bathroom (the plumbers scratched it while installing the million-ton cast iron bath). We looked around and didn't really see anything which seemed to do the job, so the first place we asked was the paint counter. We thought - fillers go with paints, so the guy here might know. We walked up "excuse me?" *no response* "um, excuse me??" *slow eye roll in our direction* The guy hardly moved a muscle and provided us with his most bored and put-upon voice to tell us to try the flooring section. Ok right well yeah that makes sense, could have been a bit more pleasant about it but that's fine. So, we head to the flooring section where we approach two employees having a conversation. We are clearly customers in need of help but they only stoped their chat and turned their attention to us when when we practically had to stand between them and interrupt them. The Man said "Hi, we recently purchsed waterproof laminate and..." "There's no such thing as waterproof laminate" the flooring guy said. "Well, actually there is" The Man said "it's called Dumafloor..." He was interrupted again by the flooring guy who said "No, laminate can't be waterproof, it gets wet and it expands, it's not waterproof" Um anyway... He didn't even let us finish our question before attacking our "waterproof laminate" - listen guy, maybe you're right but also maybe there is a product on the market you *gasp* don't know about! Either way, don't interrupt your customers when they're asking you a question. He finally told us where to find flooring crayons, and sent us off with a cheery "but anyway, there's no such thing as waterproof laminate" Note to B&Q -a little customer service training would go a long way. Further note - and no, I don't want my wedding registry here. In fact, it's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard.
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A: I really enjoy The Java Cats house espresso roast, very smooth yet complex and full, very similar to Illy Cafe--epsresso roast, or Torrefazione Italia-- Perugia blend. I have tried well over one hundred blends and roasters over the years as an espresso business owner in Seattle, and find the Jave Cat coffee to be very well done and is worth a try if you really care what your coffee tastes like and how it is prepared. They have a great "coffee house" atmosphere with live music on weekends and serve fresh "in-house" baked goods, sandwiches, salads, and soup. Java Cats also offers superb home made gelatin and italian ices made daily, yumm.
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer: Ate there Jan 2009, Anyone who thinks this is anything like a french bistro is sadly mistaken. If you looked at the menu, it basically is a steak house menu, with fish and chicken for those who do not feel like steak. The only thing french about this place is the menu, which is in french, but a steak house menu, in french, is still a steak house. We made reservations months ago and when we arrived, the table was ready, but was right next to the waiters station and kitchen. Very loud. If I did them the favour of calling ahead that far, you would have thought I would have gotten a better table. If you want a okay steak, go here, if you want french, I'd pick up a copy of Rosetta Stone.
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Output: I highly recommend Venue at the Grove for your wedding ceremony and reception! Not only are they professional, but they are also responsive! They will work with you throughout the entire wedding planning process. The owners are an amazing couple and have hired the right people to help manage their business. Their current coordinator Taylor is absolutely amazing. She went above and beyond on our wedding day to help ensure things went smoothly. We were married on September 27th during a severe monsoon thunderstorm. Taylor, the set up crew, and even Edward (one of the owners), worked so hard to help set up our outdoor wedding (yes it was outside during a thunderstorm)--rain and all! Thank you again Venue at the Grove. We truly appreciate all of your hard work to help make our wedding day special and functional! lol
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output: Mmmmm.....monster cookies. I actually think their cupcakes have too much frosting, but the cake is delectable (especially the vanilla). But the other items (cookies, brownies, whoopie pies) have been pure hits with me and my girls. If you've got a couple bucks jangling around in your pocket and a half hour to spare, stop by and pick something up.
Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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I went to this dentist by way of refferal because they had a "twilight" sedation option for having tooth extractions. I have severe anxiety issues with dental procedures, having specialized in anxious patients,. i thought this might be ok,.. man,. was I wrong. It was the most traumatic experience of my life,.. they said they could not use certain chemicals of me for sedation since I was on other medications,. I offered to stop taking the medications to be able to use the sedatives they had, but the doctor would not let me. The day of my extraction,.. they put an IV in my arm and said I would be dizzy withing minutes,. . it never happened,. I felt like they put just salt water in the IV. I felt no sedation and no effects. I told them I need more sedative,. they did not listen,. but instead,. they forcefully strapped my arms to the chair and went ahead with the extraction anyways. I felt EVERYTHING! it was the fact that they did not listen to me and went ahead and charged me 500 dollars for the sedation only, I cant imagine what problems you would encounter if this was your regular dentist.! I will not go back to them for anything,. and neither should you. I would stay away from this company and find someone who's customer service is on par with your needs. Don't make the mistake I did.