Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: It is a weirdly configured McDonalds, no question about it; but I don't believe that is really a factor here. Just be mindful that if you are going in, the doors are located on the sides and if you take drive-thru you have to circle the building at least once then exit by taking at least one u-trun back onto South Boulevard. The location is relatively clean in the dining area and drink station; I don't know about the kid area though. The speed of service is somewhat slower than the average McDonalds (both front and drive-thru); the front associate automatically will assume people are on-the-go, so typically no trays. However, what makes this a one-star is the food quality. Typically anything fried at this location is going to be both burnt and greasy (this includes hash browns, fries, apple pies, McNuggets, etc.). The burgers are also surprisingly greasy as well. And the levels of salt are surprising as well. Probably the only bright spot is that the McCafe drinks were on par. Overall, this is not a McDonalds location to go to, just go down the next exit.
Q: positive

A: super duper fun. probably one of the only places in Pittsburgh that I've been wanting to return to with all my friends. its very funky and drinks are cheap. lots of very interesting cool people here. you will definitely have fun here and they have many different themed nights so you will not get bored.
Problem: What would be an example of an positive (OPTIONS:
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Answer: THE RIBS.... no bones, huge hunks of meat, smokey savory sweetness, no knife needed. And with GRITS, I LOVE grits!! With HUGE perfectly-grilled asparagus spears. Tried my friend's sauteed chard, it was done perfectly. The desserts were good & HUGE, 4 of us didn't completely eat 2 desserts. But we were pretty full from the generous dinner portions. Nice, easy service, didn't catch his name but he did everything needed. It is nice inside, soothing but by no means a snoozer place. The bar is in the middle, looks like a nice after-work place to me. I saw a patio too, always a plus in the right weather. If I lived nearby, I'd be here often...
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Output: Great downtown spot, day or night. I enjoyed it as a bar several times before I ever had a chance to sample the menu. Three words...Mac N Cheese. Delicious! probably the best mac n cheese I've ever had. True, the food does seem to take a bit longer than average but in my experience it's been worth the wait. Keep up the good work!
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output: Some of the best sushi I've had yet (and I've had LOTS of sushi). Food: Amazing. Everything was very tasty and some of it was even very rare (such as the delicious Iranian caviar). Drinks: They have a huge selection of sake and even a sake somollier. He was very educated and recommended some great sakes. From what I remember, the wine was pretty good too. Atmosphere: Tough to beat. You're surrounded by walls of sake and a waterfall (believe it or not). There's just something really nice about the sound of water while you're eating. You can see what I'm talking about from the Wynn's website, but it's really cool. Nice, wide open atmosphere too. Service: Was very good by my standards.
Q: negative

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I think the only word you really need to know is: COCKROACHES... yes indeed we had one walk up the table and perch himself over our table, when we brought it up to the waitress she had us stand up and then reached over and killed it with a napkin (while our food was still on the table). She didnt even apologize, she just brought the check over. That is pretty horrible, the owner or manager doesnt even come over? So we brought her back and asked for some kind of discount since its nasty as hell in there and we were all nauseously trying to keep the "Indian" food down. (and yes it gets scare quotes because that was some shitty "Indian" food.. have you ever had a palak paneer without cream? made with frozen spinach????) So she goes to talk to the guy behind the bar and then just throws the bill on the table without a word... If we were jerks about it that I would understand but no we were pretty nice about the whole deal... so my husband goes to the guy behind the bar and he then gives us a 10% discount, spluttering, "the place upstairs was just fumigated" yeah right... and my name is Kumar....its quite concerning that a roach is just going to show up on the wall and chill out under bright lights... that usually is indicative of an infestation. But mostly it was just the way the owner/manager and the waitress treated us. we didnt put your roach there dudes, have some graciousness and treat us nice, say your sorry, come over to our table, take a meal off the bill, give us a glass of wine or a dessert. SOMETHING. I felt like these people just want you to go, eat like cows at their buffet trough then F off and leave them money. it was horrible.