Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A: We were excited to find a well-reviewed Chinese Restaurant close to home but were disappointed after eating the food. My 13-month old daughter and I had an upset stomach that night and my dad got sick when he ate it for leftovers. Needless to say, we will not return.

Problem: Write a positive yelp review.
A: Had a very good meal. The appetizers were both big (by french standards), but both nicely prepared - the beet salad was especially good, as was the tart with tomatoes and caramelized onions. For the mains, the pastured veal chop with buffalo mozzerella, fresh tomato and balsamic glaze was very good. The halibut was also very nice. Great room as well, although sit in the front room or outside, the back room was a little cut-off.

Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A:
Okay please tell me why it took literally 20 minutes to go through three people ahead of me in the deli department? I'm not one to leave bad reviews but walmart- get it together. They are so focused on cutting costs that they don't even have enough he employees to staff the deli. Also, most of the express u scan lanes were closed? Why? They should have more open- saves them money in labor. Stick to target.