Oh wait, I can't go to the ball game because I couldn't take a day off from work to stand in the Enron lobby (or send my secretary to do it for me). For all of you who have managed to snag tickets for tonight's game congratulations and you suck. For the rest of us stuck out in the cold I suggest the only viable alternative before us is to drown our sorrows in a cold bottle of beer (or two, or three...). I realize the mass email has been MIA the last two weeks. For some this may have been a welcomed relief. For others there may have been some concern that they had been cut-off from the distribution. At present no one has been removed from the distribution, but it is undergoing an audit. Should it be determined that it is necessary to remove an individual from the list for any reason that individual will be notified and given an explanation. If anyone would like to know the causes for expulsion you can write to: I CAN'T BELIEVE ANYONE CARES IF THERE ON THIS DISTRIBUTION OR NOT BECAUSE THE ONLY PLACE WE SEEM TO GO IS WOODY'S EVERY THURSDAY BETWEEN 9:30 AND 10:00. On that note, see you guys at Woody's tonight around 9:30 or 10:00.

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