input: Write a negative yelp review (OPTIONS:
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output: It must have been a bad day when I went last month, because it was terrible! We ordered a dozen jumbo, but at 2PM they had none. We settled for extra large( and they tried to charge us the jumbo price). The crab were very small, and were so wet they were a real mess to eat. Crab were not meaty at all and sour in taste! Do yourself a favor and skip this place!
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output: Why oh why do I even bother with carryout Chinese food? It's bad enough at the mall but still I get lured in. Dumb. Dumb. Dumb. The ones in the malls get me every time when they shove those samples in your face as you walk by. The samples are usually really good but it's never the same when you buy an actual meal. A couple of times I've gotten chicken at one that used to be in Carolina Place and there were actual beaks in it. I thought it was a tiny crab claw at first. No lie. This review is for Great China in Indian Trail. If you go at night, the "G" and "r" are burned out and the sign says "eat China" instead. Not sure if that's on purpose. After eating there, I wanted to change it around to something obscene. "Great" China! Hahahahaha! I've tried to give this place a chance a few times and the only thing I actually found good were their fried won-tons. Everything else is pretty blah. How can you not @#$% up soup at least? The entrees are stingy on the meat and you're stuck with mostly carrots, water chestnuts, and those little tiny corncobs in a thick almost syrup-like brown sauce. Standard fried rice with peas and eggs and those mysterious pink meat tip thingamabobs. The staff seems a bit disgruntled. Everyone's always angry-sounding when they answer the phone if you call in your order. They're not that friggin' busy....and somebody please tell whoever has their kid running amok in the store that a restaurant is not a day care! Your pal, Walter
input: Write a positive yelp review (OPTIONS:
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You couldn't ask for a better vet than Dr. Todd, he's freaking awesome. I noticed Greg the desert tortoise had a soft shell when I picked him up to clean out his habitat. I freaked. It was a Saturday evening and I called around to find somewhere to take him. The 24 hour vet hospital doesn't take exotic animals. I googled his symptoms and his condition sounded grave. I turned to Yelp and found Avian and called first thing Monday morning for an appointment. I was able to be seen the same day. The office visit was only $55. The receptionist and vet tech were super friendly. Dr. Todd is a wealth of knowledge regarding desert tortoises and I'm sure all other reptiles. He threw so many facts and information at me, my head was spinning but I was happy to listen. He knew the answer to every single one of my questions and he even mentioned that the Arizona Game and Fish Dept. consults him for building desert tortoise habitats. Greg is on the road to recovery and will be completely well in 4-6 weeks. He needed more sunlight and grass in his diet. Thanks Avian!