input: Write a negative yelp review.
output: Nope. Never again. We wanted to stay at Caesars because we were running the Rock 'n' Roll Vegas half marathon and knew that Caesars was the most convenient hotel to the finish line. Plus, it's old school Vegas, so what's not to love? Lots. After arriving at the hotel at midnight and standing in a long line served by only two employees, we entered our room only to discover the king non-smoking I booked six months early (and paid a deposit on!) had morphed into a queen smoking. A call to the reception desk got us moved to a non-smoking room, but this one was still fitted with queen beds and was an accessible room to boot (bathroom not as nice). The manager who was supposed to contact us never did, so after the second night we took it upon ourselves to request again the room we'd booked (and paid a deposit on!). The third room was very nice, and if we'd been given it when we first arrived, this might be three stars. Only three stars, you say? Yeah. Caesars nickel and dimed me so bad I was shocked even for Vegas. We paid a (non-optional) $25 daily resort fee for an internet connection that was 512 kb per second (that is, basically not an internet connection at all). Everything was an upcharge, including printing boarding passes at the hotel ($5 per confirmation number). Honestly, I experience more hospitality staying at Courtyard Marriotts and Hyatt Homes on business trips. If I'm paying luxury prices to stay in a luxury hotel, I'd like to feel a little indulged. We plan on visiting Vegas again, and although we don't know where we'll stay, we certainly know where we won't.
input: Write a positive yelp review.
output: The namesake pastry here was, without a doubt, one of the most delicious things I've ever had in my entire life. When you're in Montreal, run, don't walk here. You'll need to burn off all that butter with the exercise, too.
input: Write a negative yelp review.
output:
I was looking for some px sunglasses and went to this place for convenience and because it had a deal with my insurance. The offer for sun glasses was very short so I went to Sunglass Hut to choose the model I wanted and went back to 20/20 to choose from a Ray Ban catalog the same model I picked previously at SH. The Ray Bans cost $160 (frame+lenses) at SH and 20/20 quoted me $380 for the same model, for the frame alone. When I told them that was ridiculous I was told "you only buy if you want to" with the nastiest tone of voice I have ever heard. Anyway, their quote for the frame + px lenses + polarization etc was ~$580 out of pocket on top of what the insurance covers. I told them it was absolutely ridiculous and I'm pretty sure they were trying to scam me. I left and went to another place, ordered the same Ray Bans, px lenses, with polarization, carbon, mirroring treatment, etc for $195 out of pocket... again, the same glasses! My advice, don't go to this place!