Problem: Write a positive (OPTIONS:
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A: They happen to have the best burgers in town! My husband & I love the special "Blackened Salmon" and the Black & Blue salad is addicting-nice, clean local pub to eat & feel comfortable. Servers are very nice-sometimes you have to be patient until the food comes out but its worth the wait!
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A: I bought a Riccar vacuum here a few years ago on the recommendation of the owner, and have been pleased ever since. It was pricey, but I liked that it's made in the U.S.A. It does a fantastic job on pet hair, as promised, and has held up despite abuse. Two cleaning services injured the poor thing, and both times, I was ecstatic with the product knowledge, level of service and reasonable prices for repair. Today, I took it in because the telescoping arm was not properly telescoping (yet another user error) and it was fixed on the spot at no charge. I offered to buy the repairman an ice cream cone at Baskin Robbins next door or go get him something to eat at Trader Joe's, but he said he'd just had lunch and didn't need anything. Everyone I have ever encountered here is super nice, conscientious and smart about the products, and I highly recommend this place to everyone. If you need a new vacuum, I suggest you consider buying a good quality model here, where you can get excellent service and keep it for the long haul instead of replacing it every couple of years, as I used to do.
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer: Terrible. Unless you enjoy sub par service ! This is the 3rd time here and still a bust. It is not busy. And the waitress found more time to socialize then to check on our table and see if we wanted anything else. Menu's were taken from us after ordering appatizers. Did I want dinner well yes! Will I get it here? No not unless you want to ask the waitress that pulled the wedgie out of her but then proceeded to serve others. Avoid this stop.
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Output: Can I give it 2.5 stars? Anyway, my boyfriend's "meal" came out in a plastic bag! LITERALLY!! They popped the bag opened for us and let him eat out of it!! I mean, there was a plate on the bottom, but what in the world??? My pork was HUGE. HUGE and not as flavorful as it could be. The service is adequate...I guess.
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output: This show was definitely NOT what we are used to for comedy...the reason...comedy was absent.... If you are looking for stand-up comedy, improvisational or not, this is not the place. This is a comedy troupe (being generous on the word comedy here...). There are no tables, just rows of chairs...but that is because there is no drink service. This is more geared to the 12 - 20 crowd, with sodas and candy bars for sale, and simply some place to hang out on a Saturday night...And this was the "late" show... Really wish we could get back that 90 minutes of life...but it is gone forever... The place was full (largely 12 - 25 crowd. So, someone likes it...but we will not be back.
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This place is awful! I had called my order in, which took over 10 minutes because the person had no idea where the crepes were and then did NOT ask me about my side options. I pick up the item and all the staff was rude. They even forgot hash browns. The patrons here let their kids run all around and even hit strangers in the legs. DO NOT GO HERE!