Q: Number 8 made me think of you... Top Ten Signs Your Amish Teen is in Trouble 10. Sometimes stays in bed till after 6am. 9. In his sock drawer, you find pictures of women without bonnets. 8. Shows up at barn raisings in full "Kiss" makeup. 7. When you criticize him, he yells, "Thou sucketh!" 6. His name is Jebediah, but he goes by "Jeb Daddy." 5. Defiantly says, "If I had a radio, I'd listen to rap." 4. You come upon his secret stash of colorful socks. 3. Uses slang expression: "Talk to the hand, cause the beard ain't listening." 2. Was recently pulled over for "driving under the influence of cottage cheese." 1. He's wearing his big black hat backwards. AND, get ready for August Texas Heat >
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A: Sharing the wealth...

Q: Greg: In August I submitted an idea to Enron's ThinkBank "Idea Vault" for a new business opportunity for Enron. My idea is to develop a new commodity market for exchanging wireless spectrum rights. The idea is categorized under "Commodities" and is accompanied by a report which explains in more detail the idea, background information, market conditions and why it's a tremendous opportunity for Enron. It's been 2 months since I submitted the idea, but I haven't yet received a response from anyone who may have evaluated it. I'm contacting you now for two reasons. First, it is my understanding that the Net Works group develops and launches ideas like this. And second, it's my effort to "jump start" the review process, for fears that the idea may have fallen between the cracks somewhere in the "Idea Vault" process. Included below is the preface to my report which introduces the idea for trading wireless spectrum. The entire report can be accessed and printed from the Idea Vault site, or I could send the report document electronically if that's easier. If it's not appropriate for me to have sent you this email directly, then I sincerely apologize for the mistake. If you're typically not the person who would review an idea like this, again please accept my apology, and recommend who you think that person might be. Thanks for your consideration,
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A: Wireless Spectrum - Creating a New Commodity Market

Q: Just a heads up! ENA has finalized our Master Swap Agreement with Statoil. You may recall that Statoil would now like to execute an agreement with ECTRIC using the ENA agreement as a model. I have been dealing with the Statoil inhouse lawyer whose name is Chuck O'Brien. Regards. Sara
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A: Statoil Marketing & Trading (US) Inc. ("Statoil")

Q: Hey: We get these newsletters in our apartments every month and there is always a brain teaser on the back side of it. This was the one for this month: Let's see how well you will do. For every question, tell me who this person is, not their names, but their relationship to you. (eg. cousin, aunt, great-grandma, etc.) 1. Who is your father's, uncle's, brother's sister? 2. Who is your aunt's mother's, father's, wife? 3. Who is your mother's, nephew's, daughter's son? 4. Who is your brother's, son's, sister's mother? 5. Who is your sister-in-law's, father-in-law's grandson? 6. Who is your sister's, father's, step-son's mother? 7. Who is your uncle's, father's, grandchild? Make an honest attempt, and then scroll down for the answers... > > > > > > > > > > > > >
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Brain Teaser