Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: Usually I'm pretty forgiving when it comes to service. I generally perceive that the service was OK when my friends think it was awful. I would even say I prefer service on the slower side. But LGO crosses the line from "yea, this is pretty slow but let's just chill and enjoy ourselves" to "Where the f*** is my beer?" and later "where the f*** is the check." The folks at LGO all know they work at a hot little spot that people will come to because the product is good. Every time I go, they've been rude and genuinely disinterested in serving me (I've been to the grocery twice, and the pizzeria once). Pizza was very good, but next time I'll stick with Pizza Heaven where they treat me like a customer. You know, someone who gives you money for the goods and services you provide. Or Pizza a Metro, which has better pizza.

Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: The quality of the food has slipped enough that I almost don't care what's happened with the service. Almost. I care enough to update my review. I went on a Saturday for lunch. Restaurant was almost empty except for the 30-something man ahead of me in line, who was an object of fascination to the 40-something female clerk working the ingredients line. Maybe his daily visits are the highlight of her lonely existence. Maybe he's Clark Kent. Maybe they dated, back when she was a wealthy socialite, but he won't recognize her existence now that she's reduced to making personal pizzas. Maybe she was his nanny and hopes he'll recognize her. Maybe he's an eligible bachelor who has promised to marry the woman who makes him a perfect pizza. Certainly, she was trying to make him the perfect pizza. She lavished ingredients on his pizza while picking pieces off mine to make sure I didn't get one single extra piece of sausage. Not one! Gotta protect those profit margins! The result is that I've had $1 frozen personal pizzas with more generous topping distribution. (And yet, the resulting pizza was still greasy, underdone at the middle, and burnt at the edges.) I'd been planning to order a glass of wine, but I figured with the care taken to not overload my pizza, the restaurant's margins were already well-protected. I'd also planned to tip, but by the time the clerk cooed Mr. Wonderful's name to call his order but snarled mine impatiently because I wasn't lingering by the counter but had gone to get a table, that also was a non-starter. The whole time, the young female manager was training another staff member within earshot but was apparently okay with it all. I'm clean, quiet, modestly dressed, and prepared to tip. I have all my teeth, no running sores, and nothing that suggests infectious disease. If I'm by myself, I aim for hours when the restaurant isn't busy, so that I'm not taking up a two-top that's in demand for parties of two (or, worse, a four-top in demand for parties of four). I'm getting really tired of condescending, judgmental clerks for whom even that's not good enough. Y'all are waitstaff at middle-class restaurants, so you have NOTHING to be snobby about.

Problem: Write a positive (OPTIONS:
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A:
very little to complain about with TGI Fridays. i am always able to get an item that is no longer on the menu (blackened Cajun chicken sandwich) and the menu is constantly changing. Always worth a visit a few times a month.