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Output: Brought my sister for her first trip to Vegas this weekend. I wanted to try a place I had never been and after finding out about Estiatorio Milos, I made reservations for dinner. Growing up in the Greek culture, it's hard to find those flavors you remember unless: a.) mom makes it b.) you go back to Greece As far as we were concerned, we could've been dining by the water at our old Paralia Katerinoskala beach enjoying some mezethes.....it was delicious. They didn't serve traditional retsina wine, which is kind of an acquired taste, and not very high end-which is probably why. However their sommelier helped us decide on a few glasses of Greek wines and brought over a couple to try before ordering. Our waiter helped tweak the menu a bit so we could order 4 different appetizers as our dinner. He wanted to course them, but in Greece you order a bunch and have them out all at once so you can take a bite here and there. He was able to do that for us. We got the milos special which is fried zucchini and eggplant served with tzatziki, the grilled octopus, horiatiki salad, and htipiti. Octopus is difficult to get right, and unfortunately, many restaurants get it wrong. It's difficult to cook yourself too so I don't make a habit of it. Milos did an amazing job. Tender and flavorful, not dry and overcooked. Awesome. The htipiti was a welcome memory as it's only served regionally in Greece and seems we could get it in the northern region but ask for it in Athens and they look at you funny. Service was spot on, of course. Everyone was friendly, polite, professional. Our waiter George checked on us often and brought us two glasses of mastiha at the end of the evening. Yamas!! A wonderful experience!!!!

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Output: I do not recommend this office. Their follow up on test results is terrible, then you can't get answers. Questions during my appointment go unanswered because I'm rushed out the door so quick. I have been going to this office for 4 years and it's gotten progressively worse. I had a hysterectomy there 3 years ago that continues to cause me problems that I'm trying to get looked at elsewhere. Then to top it off, I just found out that they want $25 for me to pick up MY records!!

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Output: Ate here for valentine's day with a prix fixe menu. WHAT A RIP OFF! $69/person + $20/person for wine pairings... Not including a 21% automatic gratuity for HORRIBLE SLUG-LIKE service!!! The waitress was super chatty and nosey when I was trying to have a romantic dinner with my girlfriend. The owner went to every table EXCEPT for ours to greet and make sure everyone was satisfied, although i did catch her looking at our table twice... Is everyone in arizona racist against Asians or something? Pot pie came out with FORKS instead of spoons.... huh?! The wrong second course was brought to our table... And we waited 20 minutes to have our water refilled. Seriously?! Food: The owner should be embarrassed! The menu was entirely new with courses they've never tested out beforehand... And it all sucked!!!! Prawns and scallops were raw... At least sear the dang thing, the last time I checked I was at a French restaurant, not out having sushi. Oyster pot pie was disgusting... Might as well have gone to Marie calendar's for that. Petite filet was decently flavored, but a bit dry. Dessert was pathetic- you would THINK a nutella apricot upside down cake would be mouth wateringly delicious, but surprise!!!!!! It was a dry flippin cake with burnt nutella on top. Betty Crocker, please teach the chefs at Petite Maison a thing or two -_- I really wanted to try the infamous foie gras there since its been banned in california, but I'm so glad I didn't. It would've probably ruined my love for foie gras forever, just like this restaurant ruined what WAS a perfectly good valentine's day. Merci Petite Maison............... for the worst experience ever!

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2 HOURS FOR AN OIL CHANGE???!!! I bought my Yukon Denali from this dealer a year ago and absolutely love it. Made an appointment for an oil change, assuming I would be able to get in and out fairly quickly rather than just dropping in. Boy was I ever surprised. 2 HOURS LATER THEY WERE FINALLY DONE. I DOUBT I'LL RETURN HERE FOR SERVICE OR FOR MY 2015 YUKON DENALI