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Output: I do not tend to give that many 5 star ratings, but when you add in the cleanliness of this pizzeria (plus a whole lot more menu items and breakfast to boot), it makes sense. Let me elaborate. I noticed how pristine the walls, floors and the general ambiance was the moment I stepped in for a mid afternoon snack. I confirmed they had renovated 7 months ago. The decal in the window states since 1965, so I can only imagine what it was like way back when. Now on to the food and service. Family owned and operated there is an air of pride here that is not always felt at other local joints. In no particular order, the burgers were straight up Montreal fried and dressed, in all-dressed fashion (ie. no mayo or ketchup) yet include vinegar pickle slices, shredded coleslaw, mustard and relish - like you get on a steamed hotdog chez a Montreal "casse-croute". The poutine gravy was a real standout. Likened to the kind you get on a good hamburger steak - not thick and goopy, just delicious. The cheese was not the squeeky kind, but did taste good with the fresh cut fries. Squirt bottles of vinegar were a neat accessory. Now skip over 18 hours and breakfast was also well above average. Their 'Le Brunch' plate included sausage links that reminded me of Picasso's (RIP), fluffy pancakes, french toast (simple white bread battered with a little egg), excellent feves-au-lard (baked beans with fat chunks), quality maple syrup (which can be subbed out for corn syrup in many places), tomato's or fruit (your choice), crisp bacon (salty, but not skimpy) and coffee (strong diner style) or black tea in a metal server. Other observations I noticed were many regulars reading their free Le Journal de Montreal newspapers. Fair prices too, yet cash only was the only real short coming I could find in my two visits.

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Output: What a fun, hidden Phoenix gem! This isn't your fancy Scottsdale resort by any means, but we had a great girls night here using a Groupon - $49 for the night. The restaurant - Gallo Blanco - was great, the rooms, pool and lobby were all clean and really uniquely decorated. The staff was the BEST, and the snacks after 10pm were the perfect added touch of service. Walking distance to a lot of fun restaurants and bars as well. We'll definitely be back!

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Output: It's ok. Nothing special. I expected better quality from a Las Vegas hotel buffet. They do have a lot to choose from and a giant variety,

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Hope this place doesn't go up in smoke with the statewide smoking ban. Excellent selection of drinks. Selection of cigars left A LOT to be desired. I can understand the mark-ups, but let's also be a bit reasonable. The music last night when we went in around 12ish was horrible. The DJ looked like he thought he was cool. Let's just let him keep thinking that. I don't know what kind of mood he was looking to set, but it was reminiscient of the music playing in the background when I had my wisdom teeth pulled. I'll spin better tracks and do it for free if Maduro will let me!