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An example of an negative review: Just like the classic Miley Cyrus song, this place gets stuck in your brain for all the wrong reasons. I came here because I literally needed 15 balloons blown-up for an event. I was helped after I stood at the counter for a bit and waited for the girl behind it to finish her text. I told her my situation and she obliged by taking my balloons, setting them off to the side, and getting another worker to both ring me out and inflate the balloons. Apparently the cellphone rules all things around her. While "balloon girl" inflated my balloons, another customer walked up and needed to be rang out. The "cellphone girl" didn't move a muscle and asked "balloon girl" to stop and help them out... really? When I asked "cellphone girl" if she could continue with my order, I was told she couldn't because at the moment she needed to get a package ready to ship before the post office closes. Umm... It's 4:50pm, so unless you're the Flash, you will never make it to the post office. Ouch my brain. Party USA might have the worst customer service I've ever experienced. Never-mind the clueless worker who probably puts in 15 hours a week after high school, the I guess "manager" who is loudly placing a food order via her cellphone while walking through the store, but what really bothered me is the girl behind the counter. Can't you at least pretend like you give a shit about anything besides text messages or the latest update on Justin Bieber's FB page? Plus this location is extremely dirty. Boxes and trash all over the place. Definitely a tripping hazard nightmare. Sorry. I went a little George Carlin on this review, but I mean... Ugh. Seriously, avoid this place like the walls are releasing Ebola fumes.

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An example of an positive review: Omg I wish we have a place like this in Kansas! Absolutely love the gelato and shaved ice!

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An example of an positive review: Just a few simple ingredients, but quality ones make this place a great choice for a healthy dinner. The normal bowl is about $5.65, but it's about a $1.50 more for the ole white meat upgrade which is totally worthy. These are grilled chunks of white meat marinated in that magic sauce (teryiaki). Rice was white style and there was some cabbage mostly and carrots. It is hard to jam everything into that bowl, but there was tons of chicken as well. It was 530 calories. Extra star for the mellow yellow on tap, a personal favorite and make sure you try to throw that ping pong ball into the "cup in the sky" for a free bowl (I came close). Just a friendly vibe as is the case with most places around ASU and finally no complaints on this end!

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An example of an negative review: Not impressed at all. Unfortunately the greens tasted like canned greens, the yams were hard, the mac and cheese was overbaked and hard in many areas, the ribs were full of fat, and the chicken was very oily. The best thing we had was the red beans and rice. After reading multiple wonderful reviews we were so disappointed. Perhaps it was an off day or maybe our California palates are just not accustomed to this soul food. They were friendly and we did wait patiently for our food to come at its best as they do cook it fresh. Too bad it was not a hit for us.