Problem: I've eaten here dozens of times. The pizza is always good, and the service is pleasant and fast; the restaurant also has a patio open in the summertime. Montreal isn't renowned for its pizza---you won't find anything here that will rival Lombardi's in NYC, but Il Focolaio's pizza is fresh and the crust comes crisp and nicely charred. The meatball pizza is excellent, as is the pepperoni mushroom (not a combo I usually go for, but it's so good here). They don't overdo it on the toppings, which I like. In addition, their salads are simple, tasty and fresh (and big enough to share). The restaurant also delivers, and the pizza always arrives piping hot (sometimes, the delivery guy is an adorable, charming old man on a scooter. Total bonus).
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Problem: JT's effin rocks. All the food is very good, great tasting bar food at it's best but the thing you have to get is the wings. These are the best wings in town, bar none! They are flavorful and addictive!
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Problem: No, no no. I went here last night with some of my husband's work buddies. If you have ever been to PB in San Diego on a Saturday night, it's pretty much like that. First off, all the waitresses are dressed in bikinis and have body paint all over them and have huge boobs. Hence the name "Coconuts" I guess. The hostesses, of which there are about 30, dress in short jean shorts and ripped up T-shirts. As one friend put it, "What the hell are these people going to do in the winter?" When the hostesses aren't all jammed by the door preening, they climb up on top of the booths and "dance." At least I think that's what they were doing. Seriously...it looked like the bad day shift at a strip club. There was also a guy wearing a sombrero/lifeguard hat, with a pancho tied around his shoulders, and a painted on mustache. He was walking around blowing a damn vuvuzela and asking who wants to do a beer bong. I thought his get up was a bit racist, to be honest. And, yeah, you read that correctly about the beer bong. They bring in people out of the mall to do beer bong contests and shot contests. And they also use water guns to shoot alcohol into your mouth. Classy. Drinks were pretty pricey and we ordered chips and guacamole for $7...the guac came in a teeny tiny bowl that barely was enough for 2 people to share. But listen, if you like to look at boobs, enjoy beer bongs, shots, people shooting alcohol into your mouth with water guns, and basically bad college-like experiences, by all means come to Coconuts. But I'm warning you, it's like going to Tijuana.
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Problem: I had received a $10 discount coupon in the mail which I didn't have with me but it made me curious because I LOVE Chinese food and it's very close to home. The weather was nice and their patio looked inviting. I ordered a $11 glass of wine and disappointed that it was barely 1/3 of the glass full. I love Wor Wonton soup, so I ordered the smallest size, again disappointed; the chicken was in such large pieces, it should have been served with a knife; the wonton was the frozen kind that has hardly any meat and mostly wrap; the soup taste was decent as was the one shrimp. The boneless duck tasted good, but I had asked the waiter if it was "crispy" as it's my rule when it comes to duck. It was not crispy, except for the thick skin, which I don't like, so I had to carefully remove the fat around the meat. The dish listed vegetables which were so few, at first I thought they would come separately. I will give it another try, but I'll stick to the noodles or fried rice.
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