Sentiment analysis: (THIS WAS TAKEN OFF BEFORE) TO ANYONE WHO READS THIS REVIEW: when you're paying into this company, you're money is going straight into the Linda Smith (owner) foundation where she spends most of the money that you "donated" on her lovely luxury cars and mansion, this place is an over glorified daycare for mentally disabled adults who are exploited for their labor (regardless of their disabilities) only to get paid in change while offering no discounts or benefits, forcing workers to walk (who don't know any better, mind you) who are forced to go walking in unbearable heat because Linda Smith doesn't want to pay for transportation for the people that she's supposedly helps, forcing them to pay for the bus that is suppose to take them straight to the magical forest site, this is a sweatshop disguised as a holiday tradition despite what day it is, it's an overpriced park for what it has to offer and the fees get larger every year

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Sentiment analysis: Where do I begin? I knew it wasn't going to be anything like the shows on the strip, but with all the high reviews from other fellow yelpers, I had imagined, or wanted, this Live Burlesque show to be a hidden gem for the locals. Something the tourists won't understand but us locals would.... I was wrong. Located in the back of a seedy dive bar in the not-so-good part of town, you can't blame me for thinking this show is exclusively for locals only. Upon arrival, we checked in with our names registered at the time we bought the tickets online. The theater is small and actually cannot even be called a theater. They have rows of finding chairs and a stage in a relatively small room. I suggest you to buy your tickets in advance and arrive early bc there are limited seating and you won't get a seat even if you bought your tickets online and in advance. I have never been to a burlesque show but I have an idea of what it is, and the format of the show is probably not too different from what a real burlesque show would be like, but what I had problem with was the dancers. The lineup we saw consisted of eleven dancers, and only two of them were considered in shape and somewhat talented. My standard of in shape isn't even that stringent; I know this is off the strip and a low-cost production but how can you possibly put yourself in a state of mind of a "sexy" burlesque show when the majority of the performers are obese. And when I say obese, I am already taking into consideration the American epidemic of obesity. The funny thing is, they actually played video clips of real burlesque shows in the early 1900s at the beginning of the show to kind of get the audience aware of what to expect, and even those videos were of curvy burlesque dancers, not obese! I am sorry, Live Burlesque in Las Vegas, but I cannot recommend this show to anyone, not even if it's free, on a Saturday night, no less.

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Sentiment analysis: The reason it barely gets 2 stars is because they are very stupid to let people smoke at the pool, all around the pool and in the hot tub. There are children all over and everyone is smoking very rude smokers its sad that they don't care about children inhaling second hand smoke. Smokers need to go back to the casino or your smoking room and enjoy your cancer there. Room was ok. Ryan at check-in needs a new job out of the public eye. Will not return to this hotel.

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