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Output: Like many others have echoed -- this place is seriously suffering from an identity crisis. But truthfully, lots of Phoenix establishments do -- this one is just particularly shameless about it. Who is this place for? Certainly not families with kids -- my son and I waited for an hour just to *not* get in on any games. Locals, foodies, older crowds, hipsters, college students? None of the above. The sheer volume of patrons must drive the locals nuts, with cars tucked away in every corner of the neighborhood and people wandering through the streets like zombie lemmings. Foodies are gonna be seriously let down by the food, which is a notch above Chili's. Older folks out looking for a vibrant meal sure will get that with all the pushy patrons and their kids running around. I think hipsters and college students are immediately disqualified because of the prohibitive cost and patience/persistence required to get in on any of the games. This place is seriously expensive -- borderline outrageous -- for what you get in the ambiance you get it in. I have absolutely no problem paying $50 for the perfect bone-in fillet -- but paying $22 for a some kind of cooked-to-death sliced meat over gorgonzola cheese with a side of fries (fries!) is robbery and a violation. So, I guess the perfect demographic would be young and obscenely rich parents that don't have to do any parenting -- those that use social cues instead of taste buds to decide if what they are eating is any good. The nanny gets to hover over the children and wait for games to open up, while the parents get tipsy on $15 sugar water. Good thing the valet is free -- they'll pull their Expeditions right up for them. So it's either those people or maybe college kids with trust funds and nothing better to do? Pass.

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Output: If you love oysters, then you'll love Casey Moores. Great sized oysters for a great price. The horseradish on the side is simultaneously brutal & delicious. The patio has an awesome atmosphere with string lights and good music. Perfect place to have a beer and some oysters on a nice night in AZ! Oh and I highly recommend the oysters rockefeller if you're not so into oysters on the half shell

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Output: Last year I hit the Karl Kopp sweep, visitng Bar89 in NY, Elsa's and Kopp's in Milwaukee, and AZ 88 and Hanny's here in the desert. I love that I can get an Alfredo Burger when I'm back east, because that and the Au Poivre Burger are two of the best in town. I've been coming here for a long time, and since I work so close I usually end up here once a week for a drink or dinner or both. What can I say that hasn't been said before? Minus 1 star for the annoyingly loud music, but I guess some people like not being able to have a conversation. I've noticed that the service has steadily gotten better over the last few months, not that anything was wrong before, but tonight and the last few times I've been, it was bordering on Mary Elaine's-ish levels of service, which is pretty freakin great for a burger spot with loud dance music. Great place.

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Update time: How easy is it to win me back? Remind me how good your hoagies are, that they're not overpriced like the Pizza is, and then serve me endless glasses of Coke Zero. That's how! Villa has regained a fan in me...good hoagies and Coke Zero...SWEET!