Sentiment analysis: I was in need of an oil change and decided since i had recently had the full overhaul on my car at he dealer the last time I would just get a basic oil change at Jiffy Lube this time to save time and money. I called ahead since I knew it was nearing their closing time and they told me to come on in. I got their about 30 minutes before close and they got me in and out in about 30 minutes flat since there was a car ahead of me. This was a rare occasion that they didn't try to up sell me on anything either because it was close to closing time or because I had already gotten the works from the dealer a few months ago, I'll never know. Everyone here was extremely friendly and they even offered us some apple pies from Suzuya, whom they share a parking lot with, score! That just about made my day. I wouldn't hesitate to come back here if I'm in need of a quick oil change again.
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positive

Sentiment analysis: Why Do Some people think they can open a restaurant? Why? I used to feel bad disparaging a place. Kinda along the lines of, "if you don't have anything nice to, don't say anything at all." On the other hand, if you open a restaurant and you do not even come close to delivering a pleasurable experience you deserve to hear the truth! Quite frankly, I am tired of people like this ruining my dining experience! This place is in the failed Pancit Adobo location. Honestly, I think this place will see the same fate. The only positive thing I can say is they cleaned the place up and replaced the hideous carpet that was there before. I walk in and there is zero signage in the store. Nothing that says seat yourself, order here, no menu board, nothing with prices... get this... no menus! I asked the lady behind the counter and through hand gestures the nearest I could figure was that this is a Filipino Panda Express. The dishes in the steam table were not labeled so I had to guess and point at stuff. Apparently, the only menu option is a 2 item combo with rice. I asked for a 3 item combo but I could only get a 2 item with an extra side. So, I go to pay - "no credit cards." The only signage in the store was a visa logo on the door and they do not take cards!!!! Actually, at this point I didn't even know how much the total was. I had a few bucks on me - but I just left. I couldn't deal with such idiotic business owners anymore. ATTENTION all business owners: there was this new invention 40 years ago called a credit card that allows people to buy things with out cash. Seriously, it only costs 3-4% of the sale. So this restaurant would rather lose a sale than accept credit cards. I don't even mind if they pass the cost on to the customer. Even if they opened that day - No Menus??? really. No website, no local listings. I am not giving this place a bad review because some one was rude to me or because my ice tea wasn't just right --- this place gets a bad review because it is a poorly run business.
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negative

Sentiment analysis: Expensive and small portions. If there is a Fast Eddie's near you, go there instead. Great price and good portions.
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negative