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Output: My husband and I usually come in on Tuesdays for the .35 wing special. The service is always bad but we usually overlook it as there are few places to eat in San Tan Valley and we kind of like the wings. Tonight's experience especially unsatisfactory. Disappointment all around. Still not sure on who was supposed to be our actual waitress. We waited a very unreasonable amount of time to get our drinks and have our order taken. We finally got our beer from a gal but she said she can't take our order for food and we asked her to send over someone who can. In fact, after waiting over 20 minutes after putting in our drink order, and still not having someone take our order, we had to pull a waitress from the other dining room to take our order and she was kind enough to do so. She was already busy and seemed to be the only one actually being productive. A short blonde waitress finally brought our wings finally after more than a half hour but didn't even give us time to ask for napkins and plates before running off only to spend about 10 minutes with who appeared to be her boyfriend and some friends a couple booths over. We watched this short blonde waitress carry on with her boyfriend and she seemed to have a very foul attitude. We assumed she was the "intended" waitress for our table but evidentley not because a 4th waitress came to our table to check on us and she said she was our waitress apologetically because we were just finally meeting at the end of our meal. We waited another unreasonabe amount of time for the check and a couple boxes for the leftover wings. She finally came back with the check and a tiny box and said that was all she was allowed to give us for the dozen or so left over wings. This box only held a few wings and we had 2 different flavors. I told her how getting and adequate to go box has never been a problem in the past and insisted on speaking to the manager. The manager "Brooke" came to the table and I asked for an adequate box for our leftover wings and she said it's the rules not to give any more than the 1 tiny styrofoam box. I could tell she wasn't the usual manager because she was dead set on passing the buck to the normal manager saying how they are even stricter with the rules than she is. After I told her we are Tuesday regulars and she is clearly new to Tuesdays and lecturing her on how a good manager would handle things correctly without passing the buck and making the regular customer feel unimportant , she agreed to give us another tiny box. But ONLY this time. She really had no concern for the complaint about the bad service and in fact dismissed our concerns. Tonight's experience was 100% a result of terrible management and may cost this restraunt a couple of good once a week regular patrons. So if you happen to visit this place on a Tuesday and you have the misfortune of having the fill in Manager named Brooke, expect a similar experience and make sure you eat every wing your served at the table because they are too cheap to give an adequate to go box for the leftovers and they would rather the food just go to waste.

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Output: Wherever you are, eat where locals eat... this is not one of them...service is terrible, and food is a long way from being 100% French... just another tourist trap....

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Output: Yelp delivers again!!! We recently added a new attorney to our law firm and thus needed new business cards and announcements. Our old standby - Ponte - was bought out by some out-of-state entity. Wanting to keep our dollars local, we decided to give Impact a try. They couldn't have been nicer! They were so knowledgeable and helpful and responded to e-mails almost immediately! Plus, they gently suggested changes to our in-office design to make our announcements really stand out. You really can't beat this place for customer service. They've got us for life.

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I have no idea where these positive reviews are coming from. I wanted to leave before I even paid the cover when I saw the bouncers scream at two guys who were helping their wheelchair bound friend up the stairs. It got worse. My friend saw a 30's something washed up prostitute leading a guy behind a curtain. He asked a bouncer what was going on and was told that it was a "restricted area." When my friend persisted, the bouncer offered to call some of his friends over to kick his ass. If you enjoy paying 25 or 35 bucks to spend time in a mobbed up joint with a bunch of worn out pros and druggies, this is your place! If you want to get hit in the head by a bouncer's nightstick for no reason at all, this is your place! If you think that Canada is too safe and you miss the "gonna get stabbed any minute" vibe so common here in the states, this is your place! If you don't believe me, read some of the reviews on other websites. This one has some reviews that are a lot like what I experienced http://www.montreal-clubs.com/index.php?c=10&club_key=131 Yelp isn't quite there for Montreal yet.