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An example of an negative review: I have a very manageable case of keratoconus that has been treated for about 20 years by piggybacking a pair of hard lenses on top of soft lenses. I needed to find a new eye doctor after moving to Phoenix from California. Dr. Gong was a referral from Cornea Eye Care. I regret that it would have been easier for me to simply fly back to California for my eye exam than endure what I did with Dr. Gong. The simple facts of my situation are that I went to see her for a routine check up in late July after having some headaches (typically a predictable symptom that it might be time for a prescription change). I dutifully forwarded my the file of my vision history from my previous doctor in California, but I'm doubtful that Dr. Gong ever carefully reviewed it. Instead, she had her army of residents, young doctors presumably near graduation, tend to most of my initial consultations. The doctor very quickly came in to the exam room only to review their findings and then suggest the course of action. I even remarked to one that "Dr. Gong spends less time with her patients than most ER doctors." After a dozen consultations - week after week - until nearly November, Dr. Gong attempted different adjustments to power, fit, and materials for my lenses. Each iteration proved either painful or ineffective.I finally suggested that she review the file form CA and try to use the same materials, etc. But that was the final straw. Why on earth should a patient have to guide and counsel the physician?! I eventually gave up and said goodbye to Dr. Gong. The next doctor I went to carefully reviewed my file from California and made a minor power change. Within one consultation I had lenses that were comfortable and my vision was restored. So I'll leave it to you, dear reader, as to whether or not Dr. Gong deserves your business. I will say that her practice is busy and so she must be offering satisfactory service to many of her other clients. But I shudder to think how much time I wasted leaving work early to go back and forth to Dr. Gong's office in a fruitless attempt to get my vision corrected.

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An example of an negative review: Cabs in Pittsburgh are not like cabs in other cities. In Chicago, cabs are part of the transportation landscape. You go stand outside and hail one. Maybe you have to walk to a busy corner, but whatever, you can find one. Not so, in Pittsburgh. On the rare occasion you see a cab, it's already got somebody inside, and you need to call. Fine. One more reason the transit here is a total fail. So I need to get downtown on a Saturday morning by 8 am. I call a little after 7:15 and ask if I can get a cab to pick me up at 7:45. No can do, the dispatcher says - you can't reserve times. You call when you are ready and then the cab is dispatched. She also told me this after I was on hold for 10 minutes so I was already cranky. Maybe this is common practice - is it? But it's really annoying. I had no idea how long it would take the cab to get to me - if I called when I was "ready," the cab might take forever and I'd be late. if I call before I'm ready the cab might be early and either charge me for waiting, or just leave. But I took a chance and called around 7:30. The lady on the phone said it'd be about 20-30 minutes and I was SO angry - I CALLED 20-30 minutes before and you told me to call when I was READY and now I'm READY and now I have to wait 20-30 minutes. WHAAAAAAAAAAT. Fortunately, a cab was dispatched and got to me within 5 minutes which was a total surprise, but I managed to get my stuff together and get out the door when he arrived. Seriously - don't say 20 minutes and then it's 5 minutes. People need accurate information! So I get in the cab, and the very chatty driver proceeds to be a complete jerk. It takes maybe 10-12 minutes to get me downtown, and in that time he proceeded to make fun of Indian people by doing a fake accent - charming. And then he used the word "b*tch" twice to refer to women. Joked about kidnapping the actress who plays Hermione Granger and bringing her home to his kids and commanding her, "do a spell, b*tch!" And using the B-word to describe women who call cabs the morning after a one-night stand. Maybe if I'd been saying racist and sexist things, it would've made sense for him to join right in, but he just said this stuff out of the blue, unprompted. I was so offended, but when I'm in the cab of person like that, I don't feel comfortable saying anything since we're essentially alone. But I tell you - if I ever get a cab again and he's the driver, I'd say forget it. I'm tempted to call and complain - this guy was the worst. I got to my destination on time at least, which is a relief since I'd hate to spend one more minute with him than I'd have to. Yuck. I don't ever want to take a cab in this city again, and I'd go out of my way to avoid doing so if this is what their service is like.

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An example of an positive review: Beautiful historic building! This was our first time being at the Orpheum Theater and we were very pleased with our experience. We were there to see a concert that Billy Currington was preforming. Was not sure how it was going to sound but the acoustics sounded great. We were able to sit where ever we liked which was nice. There was also good access to restrooms and the bar :) I would recommend to anyone that loves old historic buildings to go to the Orpheum if they get a change. I have also heard from several people that this is a fabulous wedding venue!

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An example of an negative review: Any girl obsessed with love story movie themes and one who watched Serendipity had to check this place out on a recent visit to Las Vegas. Well this girl was me and I left pretty let down. The speciality item is the frozen hot chocolate and a "must have" so of course that is what I had. Service inside the restaurant caters to those eating meals so they pretty much ignore you if all you want is a drink. Finally someone told me to go to the outside walk-up window where they provide take out and make the drinks. I pretty much could have stood there all day long as no one took the time to acknowledge me until at least a good ten minutes. Clearly lacking in customer service skills people. Anyhow I lined up outside in the heat and ordered a ten dollar frozen hot chocolate. It basically was a malted style drink with lots of whipped cream. A frappacino has more flavour. It hit the spot cuz it was so hot and I was sweating up a storm but meh not so good. Overpriced and clearly overhyped!!!