Problem: Write a positive (OPTIONS:
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A: Being from the North Carolina coast and now living in Glendale, Arizona I find that the food I miss the most is seafood. Clearly living in Arizona limits my ability to find good, fresh seafood-let alone trying to find well prepared seafood. Tonight I found fresh seafood that was prepared just the way I like it-fried with extra sides of tartar sauce, cocktail sauce, coleslaw (mayo not red), and a healthy selection of domestic beer. Ty, the server at the counter, was helpful and very interested in making sure the dining experience was met with great service. While the atmosphere left you feeling like you may end up with a pirate cap (e.g. Long John Silver), the beach music on the radio made me feel like I was home. This wonderful little find came to me by pure accident as my wife was giving me directions to Next Place Coffee (see my next review) and mistakenly gave me 59th and Union Hills as cross-streets. Great mistake, babe, because we were treated to a little bit of home. I'd recommend Oscar's Pier 83 to anyone in the market for a quick, well prepared dinner.
Q: negative

A: My husband, daughter, and I came here for breakfast on a Sunday morning and we sat right down at a table. I agree with everyone else that the pancakes are very good, but my daughter was the only smart one. She ordered Banana Nut pancakes, yum!! I ordered the sausage and eggs and I wasn't impressed. I asked for over medium eggs and I got less than over easy eggs. I'm kind of wondering if they were cooked at all. They didn't have much flavor either and they just ended up being a soupy mess on my plate. My husband ordered the Kahuna Pig eggs benedict and was not impressed either. I'm dissappointed as I had high hopes for this place. If you want just pancakes, this place is probably the best, but everything else we tried was no good! Back to Jamm's we go.
Problem: What would be an example of an positive (OPTIONS:
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Answer: Another great meal. I had their "NetWorks" burger and my wife had their Chicken Club. Both excellent. Great French fries too. Great service, they go out of their way to make you happy.
Input: OPTIONS:
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Output: This airlines now flies out of Sky Harbor, but I would generally concur with the 2-star overall rating of this airlines. Yes, the prices are rock-bottom (even for last-minute booked flights), which is the ONLY reason anyone would ever want to consider flying with this business. Because you can expect every single flight to be delayed at least one hour. (That's been my experience after about a half-dozen flights.) And even though their website is up-to-date on flight times, if an incoming plane lands, they will quickly shuttle you onto that plane (calling "All zones") like scurrying rats, and you may actually leave BEFORE the time posted on their website. So beware if you think you have a boatload of time before takeoff only to find out the flight has already left the terminal when you arrive at your departure gate! My most-recent flight experience was like eating fresh fish from the latest oil-spill incident. The flight was (as usual) initially posted as delayed more than an hour, but that wasn't the big problem. Which occurred after the flight we were waiting on finally arrived, and we passengers were herded onto that plane like a fast-rushing river (presumably so we wouldn't arrive as late getting to our destination); where most of us then proceeded to sit on the plane - packed like 12 oz. of sardines jammed into 8 oz. cans - in just 5 airplane rows (while the rest of the seats on the entire plane were nearly empty) for two solid two hours before taking off! That, given very limited legroom on this airline, was not much fun. (Especially since we still had a 3-hour flight still ahead of us.) I'm not sure if this is a common practice with this airlines or not to have people sit on a plane for hours prior to takeoff, but to rush passengers onto the plane like a mad dash to get out of a burning building, and then have us sit packed together like roll of coins for two hours seemed (to me) to indicate a serious lack of good judgment on the part of the employees of this airlines; to even have the passengers board in the first place (for a flight that wouldn't be taking off for another two hours) was (in my opinion) a mistake. For it was only the AFTER the plane was leaving that we were told the plane (flying out of Minneapolis) suddenly needed to be "de-iced," but (I ask you) wasn't this fact known to this airlines BEFORE the mad dash of passengers onto the plane? And this is what took 2 solid hours for us to finally take off? Also, we were specifically instructed not to move to other seats until after takeoff (but that turned out to be two hours later) to "balance" out the plane. I can tell you this, it's not the passengers who need to be more "balanced." But this sort of thing is typical with this airlines. It reminds me of public transportation, whereby standard operating procedure is run by-the-seat-of-their-pants. You get what you pay for with Spirit Airlines. So, to say the least, this latest experience of typical delays and lack of good judgment by this airlines left me with a sour taste in my mouth, the sound of the snap of the rubber glove, and the smell of a big box of week-old mackerel; and will likely be the last straw with me and this airlines, low prices or not, until they clean up their act. Let the flyer beware.
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output: so I take my cat there because he could not go to the bathroom they tell me it would cost me $303.00 so I said great my old vet charged me $600.00 my sister told me to go there ya right so I leave him on Saturday go to pick him up on Monday and they charge me $802.00 for an enema and some fluids never called me with the price change had to find out when I got there got him home still could not go went back had the nerve to charge me $88.00 more said oh I guess we did not get it all out well why did I pay you $802.00 for took the cat home still could not go so I had to take him to a real vet to fix him stay away from these crooks they are bad news never Again and on top of that when I picked him up half of his hair was missing from across his back asked what happen they came up with some bogas cat hair disease stay away bad news !!!!!!!
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer:
What a freaking joke! I have been here twice and expected at least a decent manicure/pedicure. The wait was ridiculous and non-accommodating. I wanted Julie and was willing to wait for her. However was told Julie doesn't do appointments. Um, excuse me? Total waste of time, money and effort. Will never recommend nor come back. Go get your nails done at the fabulous Diamond Nails and Spa!