Question:
I should n't be able to reach you ... cut your phone off if you 're so poor . Me : ( still not sure if I should laugh or curse him out ) This has to be a prank because you 're extremely unprofessional ... RCG : Unprofessional ? ? ? I ' m at WORK .

Where is the narrator at which would cause them to be so angry ?
Answer:
They are at work .

Question:
Okay , so it 's smooth sailing now . I mean , honestly , it was getting absurd there for a second . I spent more than 24 hours in airports over the course of three days , and I cried for at least 9 of those hours . But now I ' m in a fancy hotel room drinking Texas beer and covered in corn - bread crumbs .

What may have been the reason I cried for nine of those hours ?
Answer:
My travel plans were upended and I was spending too much time in limbo .

Question:
Not to mention the brutal humidity of the Mexican heat would have just made all his effort for nothing anyway . He crouched down and checked the cabinets under the sink for something to use . Hands grasped around , knocking over various products as he reached further and further back . He peered into the darkness trying to see something that could assist him . Then he saw it .

Why is the narrator searching for something like he is ?
Answer:
He needs to fix something .

Question:
This person that was normally a lot like Paula Deen ( the way she talks , the way she cooks , & the way she moves her hands ) was in the process of having a nervous breakdown . The worst part of it was , she refused any & all help when it came to visiting the doctor and/or considering taking some medication to " calm her nerves " . This woman was off her rocker , looney ! My sister had warned me : she even told me about the crazy arse crap that the step - mother was saying .

Why did some people stay away from the woman mentioned ?
Answer:
She was unhealthy .