Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: My fellow quester, MJ, awarded Hamilton's the single lowest score we've ever given to a place, and I can understand why. The food's ordinary at best and the service is really poor. They failed to deliver part of our order, and were generally incredibly slow. My mussels to start were fine, but my main course comprised too completely clashing elements (piccalilli and a vegetable cottage pie) that didn't complement each other, at all. As a place for drinks, it's completely fine, but based on our visit the food is best avoided. Overall, we said: "Hamilton's didn't really do it for me. Service was really sloppy, and the elements of my main course need a complete rethink. The starter was good, though, so it's not all doom and gloom. But there are so many better places to visit in Edinburgh, so as things stand a visit to Hamilton's wouldn't be something that I could recommend."
Q: positive

A: Probably the coolest nightclub I have ever been to in Vegas. Read any of the many reviews about this place and you will quickly understand why the line is super long to get in. One of the guys walking around near the line cherry-picking who he does and doesn't let skip the line was being a complete a$$ to everyone and really let his position get to his head, until he let me skip the line... then all was forgiven. Anyway, they had Madea as the guest DJ and he was great, although he looked more like a pre-teen little girl, but boy can he get the crowd going. Drinks were super expensive, but what the hell, its VEGAS! The only bad thing is that if you go when it is really warm, just know that the club is pretty much outside, so dress accordingly, knowing its going to be around 90 degrees. Still though, one of the nicest and most fun clubs I have ever been to.
Problem: What would be an example of an positive (OPTIONS:
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Answer: Really good food. Try the Chili Relleno. Great patio day or nite. Parking may be a little tite.
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Generate a positive review for a place
Output: It's Tiffany's. Nothing bad can happen to you there. Well you could possibly spend way too much money, but hey, who cares?
input: Write a negative yelp review (OPTIONS:
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output: I know what you're thinking... Who leaves a review on a franchised fast food joint? This girl apparently. If you happen to check in here and notice the reviews while waiting for your food, please double check to see if your order is right. There has been multiple times when a different burger from what I intentionally ordered ended up in my bag. And taste your soda! It might be flat. Also, if you're mad about the situation and is the type of person to be proactive about it instead of complaining about it to the next person you encounter, call to speak with the manager since he/she will reimburse you for the same meal. The other reviews stand corrected on this specific location. I guess I was one of the unfortunates also. *face palm* I'd still go back for their soft serve though.
Q: negative

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We had to wait 10-15 minutes to be seated when seats seemed plentiful we were provided an excellent table though. Server strongly suggested we have a BLT or hamburger which we were not interested in and ordered steaks as we wished along with a Cadillac margarita but received a standard version. Now the real issue was two- fold the server obviously lost track of our order as our plates were cleared after our salad and table crumbed and then a host/manager came over and asked how was everything and we let him know we had not even eaten yet as it seems our table was mixed up with the one next to us, perhaps? Waiter never came by and checked on us and offered no apology when we informed him we never received our lunch as he also was asking if we wanted dessert as well. We finally received our meals and although ordered medium rare for both we both received raw, very raw and pretty poor quality steaks. I sent mine back but my wife was going to deal with hers until she decided she could no longer so she just left it. Got a re-fire,again with no apology. I do not like to complain but I felt I had to look for a manager and after seeking one out because our waiter was missing of course we in the end did receive a visit from Sharon who was very helpful and understanding and we were able to show her the raw steak which she agreed was raw. Sharon was outstanding and apologetic and took care of the check as well as offering up dessert (Creme Brulee which was excellent) She did ask that we go through her for a reservation next time we are in town and she assured good results. With that said after this experience and the quality of the steak I just can't see going here for dinner and expecting high quality food or service so we will most likely pass. This was an extremely dissatisfying experience and surely the most disappointing one in a high end type place. The lunch took about an hour and 40 minutes filled with errors. 20th anniversary lunch what a mess.