Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: I know that Walmart as a whole is pretty trashy and low-quality, but this location seems to take the stereotype to the limit. There are so many terrible qualities to this store that I could probably write separate reviews just for each one. So I will try to condense it into one angry rant. First of all, the service in this store is terrible. What makes this worse is the fact that they close off entire sections for cleaning - and none of the employees are particularly willing to help someone retrieve an item from the closed sections. I've literally had to come back the next day because no one would help me. Great customer relations. Really. Next is the selection - I'm sure that they have a lot of the same things as other stores, but without willing help from the staff finding these items, you're pretty much out of luck. This applies doubly at nighttime, where the night stockers won't even point you to someone who knows anything about what is beyond their particular aisle. This is also the only Walmart that I've been to with a completely decimated meat section. Literally, the only beef I found on the shelves was that wonderful shade of grey with a shelf life of the previous morning. Or ground beef - but how does one make a good stew with ground beef or rotted beef cuts? Disgusting! Finally, let's talk about their security at each entrance. I can be in a suit walking a cart full of bags and they will not only ask for my receipt (in one case sending me back to the register), but they also poke into my bags. Can we say invasion of privacy much? Meanwhile, I watch people walk right past these Gestapo guards with unbagged merchandise, setting off the alarms in the process, but rather than focus on the actual thieves, they continue to snoop into my purchases, comparing what's in the bag to my receipt. Major failure Walmart. The only redeeming quality is the fact that this store is two blocks away. Frankly, I would rather go to the Target across the street and Von's for actual food, but unfortunately Target isn't 24 hours, and Von's is a 15-20 minute drive away.

Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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- positive) yelp review.
A: Great for kids, but awful for any adults with functioning taste buds. It was my kid's birthday and I thought he'd like it because of the animatronic animals and all. He did. He got a big kick out of them, the sound effects, thunder, and faux jungle decorations. For dinner he got dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets. Surprisingly, they're the same kind that you can get at most grocery stores for a fraction of the price. Everything here is over priced. It's a huge tourist trap. Even after my wife and I split an entree we still paid a fortune. This is a Landry's restaurant. The same company behind the Chart House, Claim Jumper, McCormick and Schmick's, and other similar spots. As a big corporation, you can see many of the cost-cutting measures they take -- frozen mozzarella sticks, cheap salad dressing, chicken that probably comes from massive feeding/farming plants that documentaries warn us about, rice that is no better than Uncle Ben's, etc. All the ingredients felt and tasted cheap. The service, however, was great. Our waitress was so nice and friendly and added to my kid's birthday dinner experience. I hear they're going to close this place sometime this year. I'm not surprised. At least it will force me to take my kid someplace else for his bday next year.

Problem: Write a positive (OPTIONS:
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I was with a group of 7 other guys and we thought we'd try Nobu on the eve of my buddy's 30th birthday. It started off as a "minus" experience because the restaurant misplaced our reservation, despite me walking up to the hostess the previous day and making it in person. But, they seated us right away in the lounge area, so no harm, no foul. The ambience was great... the larger-than-expected restaurant had a modern/Japanese vibe. The service was as to be expected for one of Chef Nobu's restaurants. Our waitress was knowledgeable and our courses arrived at a perfect pace. As for the food... it was nothing short of fantastic. Having not eaten at a Nobu restaurant before, every dish was a treat. We all opted for the prix fixe menu. At $125 it was expensive, but Drew only turns 30 once, so what the heck. There was a good mix of cold and warm dishes, as well as a few non-fish items. While it was a great overall meal, I doubt I'd pay that much for that meal again. Pros: Food. Service. And food. Cons: Price.