Problem: BODY: A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the same sleeping carriage on a train. After their initial embarrassment, they both go to sleep. The man takes the top bunk, and the woman takes the lower bunk. In the middle of the night, the man leans over and wakes the woman, "I'm sorry to bother you, but I'm awfully cold and I was wondering if you could possibly get me another blanket?" The woman leans out and, with a glint in her eye, says, "I have a better idea... just for tonight... let's make pretend that we're married." The man replies with excitement, "Okay! Sure!" "Good," says the woman, "Get your own damn blanket!"
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A: SUBJECT: Cute

Problem: BODY: Lia Hernandez, currently of ET&S, has accepted a position at ENA effective August 2, 2000. To ensure that ET&S continues to be in compliance with the marketing affiliate rules, Lia's access to any ET&S or GPG-related LANs or applications should be removed at the close of business on August 1. In addition, Lia's email profile should be changed and any GPG or ET&S mass distribution lists should be changed. Please send a reply email to me after these changes have been completed, verifying and indicating the date that employee was: - removed from the LAN - EBB password was changed/canceled (if applicable) - removed from ET&S or GPG-related applications - email post office box was transfered. If you have questions, or if you believe there is someone else I need to contact in order to accomplish the above, please let me know.
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A: SUBJECT: Transfer

Problem: BODY: Records indicate that there are a significant number of employees who have yet to have a drug test. Here are the details of the locations in Houston, Portland and other locations. Please attend one as soon as possible to avoid delays in your your onboarding and payroll processing. HR
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SUBJECT: Urgent - Drugs Test Reminder