TASK DEFINITION: Categorize the comment on the basis of insult. If the comment is insulting output Yes, otherwise output No.
PROBLEM: At first I was afraid this article might piss me off, like most articles about Astoria by a non local do. But for me, it didn't. It's a short read. She didn't out any of my favorite local spots by name. She speaks to Astoria's grittiness, admits it's potential for full on gentrification (already happening) because of outsiders like herself and about how people here really do accept you as long as you show up authentically and accept others just the same. As an Astoria native I am, surprisingly, not pissed off at all. But I would like Willamette Week to let me have a crack at writing an article about Astoria from my perspective.

SOLUTION: Yes

PROBLEM: Wasting more of the kids' academic day teaching them things they already know. Bree was 20 when her crazed friend shot her...and he knew what he was doing was wrong. Yet another reason to seek a private education for your children!

SOLUTION: Yes

PROBLEM: All I'm seeing is how easily '20' becomes '80' with a tiny bit of black paint.
The bicyclistas try to couch their radical anti-auto agenda in 'safety' and some in city government do the same (Hales wanting to ban drive-thrus).

You know who else employs this tactic? Radical pro-lifers. Requiring a vaginal probing to get an abortion is all about protecting women's safety......

SOLUTION:
Yes