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Output: Yeah, Yelp led me a little wrong here, as did the menu. Was looking for a hungover guilty gorging of dogs and tots, ended up feeling worse than when I went in. The owner is a nice guy, who is trying very hard, but they are missing some things. First off, the hotdog quality just isn't good. "Boiled bologna" is how my date described it, and she hit it right on the money. The toppings were pretty good, very sugary and sweet. We had three dogs and tots. The dogs were luke warm, not grilled to order, not even really done. The buns are good, very sweet too. Here's my thoughts: increase the quality of the dogs and show that off, doesn't have to be organic, but should be a good name. Grill the dogs to order, takes a few more minutes but I'd come back for it. Make sure everything that is supposed to be hot is hot (chili, tots, etc.) and everything cold is cold (slaw). It's that difference in temp that makes a great eating experience. Yeah, maybe I'm being a picky jerk, but I'd like the place to succeed.

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Output: Set a date for them to come and moved all our furniture out side. Hour before they set time they called with a bs excuse and said they will come out nextday sunday. After waiting all day for them sitting on the floor they never called or showed up. Never returned my calls. I will be getting my money back from livingsocial and hope nobody ever uses this company poor customer service.

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Output: Coffee Tree Roasters has become a coffee shop staple for me to work and study. The Shadyside location has a clear garage like door for a window which they put up when the weather is nice (and even when a sprinkle of rain occurs) and I absolutely love that part of this place. They also have in the back a conference room with all glass windows so if it is not reserved and the people around you are talking you can go in (though seems like it might need an air freshener and have a rug renovation). Next to the conference room is the bathroom which they do keep clean. Weekends are typically crazy filled with people so if you want a seat either come early or come late (opened until midnight!) though offer a lot more seating compared to other places in the area. Even when there is a long line, the cashiers have been helpful and have gotten me what I have bought so no complaints there. I'm not a coffee connoisseur by any means but not a fan of their hot lattes and their hot coffee is okay though do like their ice coffee, ice teas, hot teas and chai. Their sweets are fantastic to boot (rice krispies, wafers - which are 5 for $1, biscottis and cookies) though hope they will have more savory items for snacking (sometimes they have pita and sandwiches available for purchase). Probably good they have not offered more of a selection for snacks since I feel like I'm always eating and drinking in here anyway...

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The food was not great. The wine also sucked. There are other better options available around. This is not the best food for the kind of price I paid. For the basic appetizer like chips and salsa, I found that the chips were burnt. Very average food.