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An example of an negative review: My mom and I thought we would give this place a shot today for pedicures after reading some decent reviews on it and left very unhappy. First of all the people in there weren't very friendly, they never once introduced themselves Then, while the guy that did my toes was okay (mainly because I did a solid color and glitter, nothing too crazy) after he was done painting my toes, he got up and went to work on another client, never asked if I wanted to sit under the drying table, didn't help put my sandals on, nothing. My mom had the worst experience though. The girl that was doing my moms pedicure cut my moms toes a couple of times with the cuticle tool, my mom said it hurt, flinched a couple of times, and the girl I think figured out she was hurting her. Then after we had already been in there close to an hour (mind you we only asked for the basic pedicure) the girl hadn't started painting my moms toes yet and my and I both tried to tell her a few times that we had to leave, and the girl smiled and kept taking her time, one guy finally translated, I think that we had to leave soon. She finally finished my moms toes, as she was putting my moms shoes on she screwed up a nail, had to redo it and we finally left. I don't quite understand how it can take over an hour to do a basic pedicure with polish and neither of us even sat under a drying table, I was at least able to sit in the pedicure chair until the girl finished my moms toes. If you aren't in a bind and can go else where, do, otherwise you will probably leave frustrated.

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An example of an negative review: **tl;dr--they make a great burger, but that's probably about it. ** At this point, it really goes without saying that the FEZ Burger is one of the best you can find in this town. If FEZ were just a burger place, I'd end my review with five stars and tell them to just take my money when lunch time rolls around. At $11, and $14 with fries (since when are fries a premium, and not the default side dish?) it's pricey, but you are getting good quality. But FEZ is more than just a burger joint, and the further it strays from what it does right, the more disappointment I was afflicted with. "New American" as it's often called, is a genre of food that borrows a foreign cuisine and makes it friendly to your unadventurous palates. Here, the motif is northern Africa, where you can sample the flavors of "kisra" and harissa. The "super spicy" hummus looked course enough to warrant high expectations. It just *looks* so fresh and house-made that I couldn't wait to dig in. I know spice gets toned down for American food, but I really expected it to mean more than mild flavoring and tons of salt. The herbs in the flatbread were not compatible with the hummus in any way, but generous slices of cucumber somehow saved it from being a total disaster. My honeydew margarita tasted like...well, a regular margarita. I'm not so sure they remembered to add anything to it. It was just alright. I understand they specialize in martinis, but that doesn't mean you get to slack on the rest! Sweet potato fries were overrated! Half way through, I noticed the faint crunch from the tons of added sugar that was just dumped on. It was definitely overkill, and the sweet dipping sauce didn't help. I will not order these again. Atmosphere was vaguely modern, but still bland. If you want to boast music as part of it, stop blasting radio-safe hits from 15 years ago and get with a cool, up-to-date playlist. Service felt rushed, but I'd rather have it be swift than slow. Management does well, but a kitchen that tries to do too much leaves much to be desired.

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An example of an positive review: Loved the atmosphere most of all. This is a converted bungalow house that should set an example for downtown revival in the future. Very respectable selection of beer and wine and a limited menu, but with creative selections. * The house beer, made by Four Peaks, tasted like something made by Four Peaks, which, if you've ever had a beer crafted by Four Peaks, is the sincerest of compliments. * The "G Red" blended red wine didn't suck. * The Ham and Eggs: Deviled eggs were quite tasty. The ham was medium-thickly sliced and put on a stick. Nicely warmed. How could you possibly f up ham? * Grilled cheese and tomato soup: Both quite delicious. * Cheese plate: Three cheeses with toasted almonds, crackers, dried apricot and apple half. I've had better cheese. Not the greatest selections. Could stand to include a nice blue. An overall pleasant experience, but I agree with Omer K. that the music was distractingly loud. Fortunately, our service was acceptable. No complaints about it. Matt even passed through checking on customers a couple times and chatted with us briefly.

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An example of an positive review: The best breakfast place in las vegas! It is really busy but thats because it is so good. They are always fast and friendly. The best food ever!! I am addicted to this place. You won't regret going here for breakfast. It is worth the wait.