Goal and options: How to mount plexiglass to table.
output answer: On each corner of the plexiglass, with a drill, you will gently drill a screw.

Goal and options: Add googly eyes to a paper plate craft
output answer: Mark the paper plate where you want the eyes to go, put a tiny bit of Elmers glue in the spots and lay they eyes on the glue.Let dry.

Goal and options: keep pants straight
output answer:
don't sit down