Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: Ugh, the LVH depresses me, and this restaurant is no different. I noticed there are no windows in this place, which is kind of interesting. Conversely, there are some really nice murals of tropical scenes on the walls! I ordered a taco salad, which was massive. It was average in taste and quality. Service was pretty friendly and prompt, though. We ended up here out of convenience (looks like a lot of other reviewers did the same), and I think that's the only reason I may eat here again.
Q: negative

A: This review is based on the infamous Ladies Night on Thursdays. I was invited by a friend who had a friend as a promoter like the last two girls did. However, we did not receive special attention really. The night consists of the appetizer which was this pretty good bread with a ricotta spread. My second favorite thing of the courses. Next was the salad, which was just spinach leaves and vinegar dressing. Not something I would eat because it was a little too boring for me. Than came the entree of green beans, mash potatoes (the had some other fancy name), and then a dish of steak and fish. Salmon I think. I do not eat fish, but my friends said it was not cooked or something. They love fish and couldn't even eat it. The steak was really and my favorite of the whole night was the mash potatoes. Those were good. Finally was the dessert which was creme brulee, which was awful. They burnt the brown sugar on stop of it. It was hard and nasty. The rest of it just was not good at all to me. I like the atmosphere of the place, but the sound is terrible. I could not hear my friends, who were sitting right next to me. The band was good, but it was way too loud. I am yelling at people just to have a conversation. I hate that in a place. I get if its a club or some place that is suppose to be loud, but when it not it is just unnecessary. The staff was good. They refilled our drinks when needed, gave me a new napkin cloth after ever course, and made sure we were doing good. Overall, I just was not impressed. Maybe if I go on a different night than ladies night, but I think it would be too expensive for my taste anyway.
Problem: What would be an example of an positive (OPTIONS:
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- positive) review?

Answer: Haven't been here for a while; still great service and great food; had rice noodle soup...Yummy...
Input: OPTIONS:
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Generate a negative review for a place
Output: Well, they would have received 5 stars, however, the service the 2nd time around was horrible! Food: Very inexpensive with 2 burritos costing less than 8 dollars. Hot Sauce is amazingly good to the point that we finished the entire bottle they gave us for sit-in. Takeout orders get 2 extremely small containers per burrito which is not nearly enough. Important to note that there is no salsa bar. Location: Close to the airport (less than 5 miles) and very small. Place your order inside then wait for it outside. A small eating area is available attached to the kitchen. Nothing fancy or special, but heck, its cheap. Service: The first time around we received our orders as requested. The second time, my GF who is vegetarian received a burrito with meat inside despite clearly indicating 'no meat'. This was during closing time and they were surprised when she came back to demand a new burrito saying 'you didnt eat that outside cause its closed?'. Clearly they were more concerning about closing up than just having given a customer a wrong order. Then on the way to the car rental, the replacement burrito was also discovered to have meat inside. It was immediately thrown into the garbage by my disappointed GF. Completely unacceptable and a 3 star demerit. While the food was good, we probably would not come here again due to not wanting food to go to waste (when we receive items with meat inside when requested without) and lack of hot sauce / salsa when doing take out.
input: Write a negative yelp review (OPTIONS:
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output: I normally don't have a problem with Dominos--you pretty much know what you're getting for your money. Unfortunately, this Dominos, even though it is less than 3 miles away, won't deliver to my address. Not only will they not deliver, but they will take my order, ask me what the cross-streets are (so they KNOW how far I am), and wait 30 minutes before calling to tell me that they cancelled my order. They could have checked my address when I gave it to them, or they could have called and asked if I wanted to pick it up instead, but instead they simly cancelled my order--and didn't let me know until it was supposed to be at my door,
Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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- positive) yelp review.
A:
Oops! Looks like I'm breaking the trend of five-star reviews. This place is okay, but definitely not 5 star-worthy. First, the eats: The pastries, while I'm glad to say are made with decent ingredients (they post them, and there's no soy crap or margarines/hydrogenated oils), they're not very impressive. Their cookies are the hard, crunchy kind which I generally dislike (especially when they look big enough to be the soft kind). The other pastries, like their red bean rolls and things of that nature, are reminiscent of a sweet hot dog bun filled with whatever filling. I will admit I haven't tried any of their cakes, but given that I didn't like the other stuff... Next, they're not too great with customer service; especially ostensible contrast. What I mean by that is that both times I've been in there, I have been preceded by a Japanese customer to whom they were very jovial and nice. Then, here comes the white guy (me) and they're kinda like "eh." They also really oughtta hire a woman to be up front, as the guys there (including the old guy I saw in the back) all seem pretty brooding and preoccupied. I dunno; I get the tendency of people to give 5 star reviews based on the fact a place is locally owned and/or novel (Wow, real Japanese people!). I just feel that in this case, it's hype.