Problem: I have to go to work in like 3 seconds , but I just need to have a 3 second freakout first . Last night , went out drinking la la la , did n't get drunk , just had 2 , blahblah , but then when I was dropped off at home at 2 am , I kind of stumbled on my front steps up to the porch . I got inside and I could just feel liquid everywhere on my foot , so I took off my flip flop and proceeded to bleed all over the place like murder was going out of style . Seriously , big fattie blood drops pouring out of me to clot on my floor .

Why does the narrator have bruises ?
OPTIONS:
- They got stabbed while drinking .
- None of the above choices .
- They got into a fight while drinking .
- They stumbled while drinking .

A: They stumbled while drinking .
Question:
I end up taking a look at every single aisle . So it should surprise no one that it took me 20 - 30 minutes before I left the store with a box of cereal in my hands . However , I believe it was productive as it gave me mental composure : D Also , I saw a jar of roasted red pepper !
Answer the following question: How was I able to spend so much time buying a box cereal ?
OPTIONS:
- i must have had very little time on my hands .
- I must have had a lot of time on my hands .
- i must have valued my time a lot .
- None of the above choices .
Answer:
I must have had a lot of time on my hands .
Question:
Just doing the laundry and searching for a suitcase is enough to make me say " forget it ; we 're staying home ! ! " I own two giant suitcases - one is still filled with stuff from our July trip that has yet to be unpacked ( ! ! ) . I have no idea where the other one is . Probably stuffed somewhere , filled with the remains of another trip .

Why does this person not want to on a vacation at this time ?
OPTIONS:
- The person forgot to pack the clothes for the trip .
- None of the above choices .
- The person does not to like unpack from a long trip .
- It is too much hassle with washing clothes and trying to find the suitcases .
Answer:
It is too much hassle with washing clothes and trying to find the suitcases .
IN: I commented . Continuing to grin , Fedrus said , " I had a pretty good scam going . Liette could have upset that , but she proved very useful at the end as a scapegoat . I needed to stop my activities for a while to give the appearance that Liette was the thief , but when you report to Alenus Vendu that you are convinced she was the thief we can start up again . " " We ? " He answered , " That 's right , we .
What may happen after she is reported as the theif ?
OPTIONS:
- None of the above choices .
- The police will be on the lookout for her and arrest her .
- The police will try and frame someone else for the crime .
- The police will arrest her for show then release her .

OUT: The police will be on the lookout for her and arrest her .
I wore 2 " heels . The veil is cathedral length ( to the floor ) and is studded with crystals and threading around the outside edge . The tiara is made of crystals in the shape of tiny flowers ( stunning ) and beads . The entire ensemble cost me over $ 1,700 .

OPTIONS:
- To get married
- To go to a dance
- For graduation
- None of the above choices .
Answer the following question: What is the outfit for that the narrator is describing ?

To get married
Problem: so today started off terrible . I found an old facebook message from andrew 's [ ex ? ] girlfriend and went to andrew 's myspace and saw he still had all the stuff about her on it .

Why would the narrator be so crestfallen ?
OPTIONS:
- Andrew is cheating on her .
- Andrew is hitting her .
- None of the above choices .
- Andrew is stealing from her .

A:
Andrew is cheating on her .