Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Ex Input:
Someone shakes the poles around Myrtle's neck. She

Ex Output:
gazes at them, then motions them.

Ex Input:
Words appear: Santa Cruz, California, 1987.. The van

Ex Output:
pulls away from someone home motel.

Ex Input:
Alcohol is poured on the nails, and a finger rubs off paper residue. Clear polish

Ex Output:
is then applied to the polish.