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How to fake pink eye
Dry your eyes out.
When eyes aren't getting enough moisture, they can get irritated and red. By simply trying to blink as little as possible for about 30 minutes, your eyes will start to become irritated because they aren't being properly lubricated.

Options:
a). Because the main causes of eye redness is allergies, you should try to avoid harsh eye cleaning products at all costs. You should also not rub your eyes.;
b). Try using a low-fat lip balm to give your eyelids a more natural glow. Blot the lipstick around your eyes with a tissue or bandana.;
c). You can also use an emollient that contains both oil and water, such as this homemade pore-cleansing blend. Your eyes should leave a little moisture behind when you apply the emollient, as this gives you the urge to blink.;
d). You can expedite the process by sitting in front of a fan and trying not to blink, so they'll dry out faster. But remember! We blink for a reason: to protect our eyes.;
d).