IN: There 's this girl I know . She 's about 5'6 " , weighs 112 lbs soaking wet , fully clothed & with rocks in her pockets . She 's dark haired , perfectly proportioned , great disposition , good at virtually everything . She loves to cook and loves to bite , though those two qualities are n't exactly synonymous . She 's got one major problem though : she does n't like keys .
What is the narrator likely to do to the female ?

OUT: The narrator is going to make a move .

IN: Ok , so awhile ago , I wrote about a guy named Will . Well , I was honest with him back in like May and he was a fucking jerk about it . All we were doing is texting each other and I think that that 's so fucking stupid .
What may be the biggest reason Will and I are n't friends anymore ?

OUT: Will was happy with a strictly electronic relationship and I thought it was really dumb .

IN: I ask how much , and the guy says the diagnostic fee is about 36 bucks . So , they get my car , and I go have lunch at the Denny 's next door . Afterwards , I went for a short walkabout on the car lot , and then went into the sitting room . A few minutes later they call me in , because it was done .
What may be the thing I am getting fixed ?

OUT:
My car