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Output: I get dragged here because the hub is a Hawkeye and Sandbar just happens to be the only Iowa bar in the east valley. Saturday morning can be pretty crazy, however don't expect speedy service, or good service for that matter. Not sure what happened this year. Last season the service was much better, the servers were friendly and prompt. One Saturday I came with the hub and a group of friends. We ordered 2 breakfast burritos off the brunch menu. 20 minutes later, the waitress came by to verify our order (she didn't even put the order in yet!) 40 minutes later we finally got our food. Our drinks took a millennium to get to us as well. Now I get if a bar or restaurant is busy you will wait more than usual, but communicate that to us. "Hey we are swamped right now as you can see, I will get your order to you as soon as possible". I get when the server has a bad day, we all have them, but it's hard to have a good experience when everyone has on a sour puss. To be fair, the food we ordered was hot and tasty. Just wish they would -UP- the customer service a little more. **ALSO be warned, if you open a tab with a credit card, they put an automatic $50 hold on your account, maybe just bring CASH***

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Output: I'm one of those folks that is super sensitive to high carb/starchy/sugary things so I ordered a caprese burger and ditched the bun. When the waiter saw that I had the bun to the side he mentioned to me that for people that prefer their burgers sans bun they will provide a side salad instead. The burger was 'okay' and the salad was salad (mixed greens). Nothing to write home about. If you're looking for a real 'caprese' taste the caprese burger won't even come close. The waiter kept hitting on me which wasn't appropriate. Quality was definitely not worth the price but it was convenient. It was nice to have the salad in place of the bun, normally the most filling parts of meals are the starch so this substitution was a plus.

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Output: Great place to eat for kids, pre or post Shark Reef. Stoller parking, high chairs, and kids portions are the mommy trifecta. Bring your own crayons, they can write all over the white paper on the table. 4 words u need to know why this is a 4 star place: SOFT SERVE ICE CREAM , choice of vanilla, chocolate, or swirl. Wait..there's more... Gummy Bears, Sprinkles, and Mini M n M's, oh my ! My kids dusted off the kiddie size penne pasta in marinara sauce. I asked for a meatball on top & received it no problema. It came with 2 huge slices of bread. My son was not a fan of the bread, only because it had "green stuff" on top. Next time, I'll ask for it with just butter. However, when the ice cream arrived, whoooo hooo, I think it just blew away the afternoon from the Shark Reef. I usually get the Roast Beef sandwich, because I like the rareness of how they do it here. Service is prompt and good, and my diet coke was refilled via mental telepathy each time. I usually take the other half of the sandwich home, head over to the parking structure a few steps away, and we are done. If you are in a mad rush, go to the take out window. This is a true deli style place !

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I've been to this kohl's a thousand times in the past fours years, my family and I have spent quite a bit shopping here and always had a great experience. That is until tonight, I had to return quite a few items and the young man in charge of this was quite unpleasant. Now I understand if you're having a bad day, but he was just plain rude. We are loyal customers and its a shame when one bad apple ruins you're shopping experience.