Problem: Write a positive yelp review.
A: Upon arrival I was greeting by the nice hostess. I said "seat for one please" and she tried to seat me in a booth made for 4people. Apparently they are fresh out of 1person seating. Ha, I liked the space. I decided to eat at the bar. Menu was like a plain bagel. I decided on the classic burger but then changed to the 2egg breakfast after looking at the breakfast menu. Delicious came to mind after I devoured my plate. Price was reasonable. Atmosphere was a classical feel, nice piano music playing. I wouldn't bring kids here unless they're teens. I foresee little kids screaming and asking for the iPad to play with as this is not a joint for them. I came for brunch and 90% of the patrons were 70yrs or older. Definitely an elderly established place. Deserts looked very enticing but I forged a wall between me and my stomach and took the high road home. Overall, a decent joint but lack of menu and ease of reading it gives it a 4.

Problem: Write a positive yelp review.
A: Where a man can be a man and eat like a dang Viking. Slabs of meat come at you in waves. So many types of meats in so many cuts. A man is in heaven. It's costly but Damn worth it. You pay for what you get and then some. I've been here several times and never ever been disappointed. Lunch is cheaper with almost the same amount of meat cuts.....oops. this was for Texas Dr Brazil

Problem: Write a positive yelp review.
A:
We need to come here more often. I say that each time I go but somehow end up at Gilbert Pizza when the mood strikes. The thing that sets Nincantonis's apart is the fabulous super thin but crispy crust. A pizza is only as good as the gravy (sauce) and that too excels. I appreciate the sausage is the real deal and not frozen bullets like some pizza joints. Yeah, we need to come here more often.