input question: make someone laugh

OPTIONS:
- tell them a joke
- make sure it's funny

output answer: tell them a joke
[Q]: Objective: how do you let your brain rest? OPTIONS:
- take a quiz.
- take a nap.
[A]: take a nap.
Q: Here is a goal: How to sew a straight stitch for mending a pillowcase seam by hand?

How would you accomplish this goal?

OPTIONS:
- Thread the needle using a wire threader, to save many minutes. Once the thread is through, double it back for strength, tie a knot at the end, leaving the thread twice as long as the pillow case. That way you won't have to stop in the middle and thread a new needle. Turn the pillow case inside out, and begin at the edge closest to you. Pierce the fabric, sending the needle away from you, and bring it back out 1/8th of an inch further, in and out, each time. Repeat until the entire edge has been re-seamed. Tie a knot at the end of the pillowcase so it won't unravel in your sleep. Turn the pillow case right side out, and voila your seam will be repaired.
- Gather the pillow case edge by edge and fold it over so the rip doesn't show, or use a dark colored dye to conceal it. If the pillow case is now too small, you can shorten the pillow a bit so it will still fit.

A: Thread the needle using a wire threader, to save many minutes. Once the thread is through, double it back for strength, tie a knot at the end, leaving the thread twice as long as the pillow case. That way you won't have to stop in the middle and thread a new needle. Turn the pillow case inside out, and begin at the edge closest to you. Pierce the fabric, sending the needle away from you, and bring it back out 1/8th of an inch further, in and out, each time. Repeat until the entire edge has been re-seamed. Tie a knot at the end of the pillowcase so it won't unravel in your sleep. Turn the pillow case right side out, and voila your seam will be repaired.
Goal:
How to make a Denver Omelet at home.
OPTIONS:
- Mix 3 beaten eggs, 2/3 cup finely diced ham, 1/4 cup diced cheddar cheese. Add 1/3 cup chopped bell peppers, and 1/4 cup chopped onion. Heat a large skillet on high on your stove top. Add 1 1/2 tablespoons oil. When pan sizzles after you apply 1 drop of water, add egg mixture to pan. Remove from heat and set on your kitchen table. Turn mixture and stir in pan. Cook until browned.
- Mix 3 beaten eggs, 2/3 cup finely diced ham, 1/4 cup diced cheddar cheese. Add 1/3 cup chopped bell peppers, and 1/4 cup chopped onion. Heat a large skillet on high on your stove top. Add 1 1/2 tablespoons oil. When pan sizzles after you apply 1 drop of water, add egg mixture to pan. Turn mixture and stir in pan. Cook until browned.
Answer:
Mix 3 beaten eggs, 2/3 cup finely diced ham, 1/4 cup diced cheddar cheese. Add 1/3 cup chopped bell peppers, and 1/4 cup chopped onion. Heat a large skillet on high on your stove top. Add 1 1/2 tablespoons oil. When pan sizzles after you apply 1 drop of water, add egg mixture to pan. Turn mixture and stir in pan. Cook until browned.
Question:
Goal: Trap annoying bugs.

Which of the following methods is more reasonable for accomplishing this goal?

OPTIONS:
- Hang strips of duct tape on trees to catch bugs.
- Hang strips of tissue paper on trees to catch bugs.
Answer:
Hang strips of duct tape on trees to catch bugs.
Goal:
pitcher
OPTIONS:
- dry mop
- hold water to rinse mop
Answer:
hold water to rinse mop