QUES: I was amazed , considering these are people that have no problems calling the father of the groom 's live in girlfriend a " slut " at the RECEPTION . But they decided to mingle with us heathens . THey also did n't want their kids to play with our kids , but , and this is the beauty of kids , kids are n't real concerned about the moral purity of some other kid 's parents . All they care about is , well , in this case , swings , balls , sandboxes , and that cool bug that 's crawling around the table .

Question with options: What type of event is the narrator attending ?
ANS: They are at a nuptial ceremony .
QUES: They had similar physical features : the same green eyes and the same raven colored hair . They had similar quirks : their facial expressions and other such mannerisms . But Michael was well - mannered . Michael had a formal side .

Question with options: If I need someone to attend a formal event with , who might I bring ?
ANS: I would bring Michael with me because he has a formal side .
QUES: Not professional . He would n't even acknowledge who he was speaking to and he just sat there like a smug little fucker and my hatred for him grew exponentially . And did anyone see at the end of it , when McCain went to walk off but Obama crossed the stage , held his hand out and said , " Good job , John " ? Oh my god it was beautiful .

Question with options: What type of ideology does the narrator have ?
ANS: They are liberal .
QUES: I ' m quite certain that I would have fallen " off the wagon " a long time ago were it not for her . She is an angel who loves me more than I could ever deserve . Most of all , I think I ' ve learned to appreciate every day . I suppose that 's not an easy lesson to learn - it certainly has n't been for me .

Question with options: What about this newfound relationship causes the speaker to stay sober ?
ANS:
The woman provides all the satisfaction he could need , there is no reason to drink