Question:
My sister was inbetween health insurances in her job , and of course , needed emergency gall bladder surgery . The surgeon wanted $ 4000 , they agreed on $ 2000 . She had the surgery , and when she told me the cost , as a Medical Biller I advised her that ins co have fee schedules and would pay between $ 500 and $ 900 depending on the co.

Why is it necessary to say " of course " my sister needed surgery ?
Answer:
" Of course " indicates that it is sarcasm and very sad .

Question:
And I became a pro - life , working , professional woman , wife and mom . Oh , and Christian , BTW . The last time I checked my IQ , it was still slightly below the genius level .

What may I do during a typical week when I am not on vacation ?
Answer:
I may solve some complicated problems .

Question:
The next morning we went to the doctor . The doctor looked around . Touched his penis to see if it hurt , it did n't hurt him , except around the tip . What is happening to my love ? ?

Why did we go to the doctor ?
Answer:
Something is wrong with my lover 's lower regions .

Question:
That 's all you have to say to me , and I want to stay far , far away from the Evil Zombie Psychoactive Drugs of Doom . But over time , even with fistfuls of vitamins and amino acids and light boxes and exercises and affirmations and all those other good things that probably do a world of good for people whose depression does n't get as bad as mine does , I start to slide . And that bottom is low .

What is the result of hitting a depressive low ?
Answer:
I would probably consider taking medication