Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: This is by far the worst hotel I have ever stayed at. I bought a Groupon for $78 and thought I was getting a fabulous deal! The photo looked like maybe they cleaned the place up a bit and the extras were cool ($20 slot play, 2 free welcome drinks, 2 tickets to the comedy show) so I bought it. I got into town on Sunday at 4pm and was originally given a room at the North Tower. Ummm...Wet spot on the carpet (I didn't know if it was a blood stain, piss or just a spill or maybe a pitcher of beer), pubic hair plastered on the back of the bathroom door and the stench. WOW! For it not being a non-smokers room, it sure the hell smelled like a dingy old bar!! When I attempted to take a shower, the shower water didn't go down. Basically I was up to my ankles in Vegas sweat and the black sediment starting coming up from the drain. I complained and was told that they would give me a new room. Downstairs I go at 1am to collect a new key. I was then told I would be staying in a totally different tower. OK - Here I go.... 15-minutes into my stay in my 2nd room I spot something crawling up the wall. Ummm...yeah, a baby cockroach. I killed it and called the front desk. After a 7-minute hold time I decided to walk myself, my daughter and the dead bug down to speak with management one-on-one. I showed the kid behind the counter my findings and I said "If there's one, there's more". His response "not necessarily". WHAT? Are you kidding me?! I was then directed to the manager where I told her the problem and she gave me a different room. No apology, no comped drink (s), no breakfast...Nothing. Come on now, at least an apology!! So we were given another room where we slept uneasy. I checked out as early as I could the next day. I couldn't wait to get the hell out of there. I will never go back to that dump again. I'd rather sleep in my car.
Q: positive

A: Great place, friendly and creative people, really cool drinking and snacking options.
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer: the worst gentlemens club ive ever been to! i was charged $240 for a 15 minute dance! my bar tab was $100 for 4 drinks! they will steal your money! avoid at all costs!
Input: OPTIONS:
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Generate a positive review for a place
Output: My stars: (5=epic "best of") (4=really tasty and want to go again and again) (3=good and will go back once in a while) (2=fair, might return for a visit if there was some glimmer of hope) (1=avoid at all costs) Go or No? GO!!!! Tease: Iron Chef, Mario Batali's Italian Steakhouse is known to be one of the best there is. Why I went: Because it just may be the best! When: 11/17/12 Food: We pretty much scrapped appetizers realizing that we wanted to be "all in" on the main course! My wife and I were joined by 2 friends, and opted for a nice Nebbiolo wine for the table (Brandini). It was reasonably priced at $30/bottle. Very reasonable considering some of the other prices on the wine list! Despite being directed to pricier bottles, my wife stuck to her guns, and kept the Nebbiolo. I'm sure the sommelier had great ideas, but we just wanted to keep our drink costs reasonable. For sides, we got the beef cheek raviolis (...simply melt in your mouth delicious! They were perfectly cooked with a nice rich sauce.), broccoli, cauliflower, and market beans. We needed some vegetables to balance out the meats to come! The vegetables were all prepared simply and were tasty. Having has some steak recently, my wife opted for the lobster, and she was thoroughly impressed. It was prepared spot on, and presented well. However, the star of the show is the steak! Our friends got the rib-eye to share. At $72, it's pricey...but SO worth it. They were kind enough to share a bit with me, and it was spectacular! I forget the exact size, but it was huge! I got the house dry aged NY steak. I had it prepared black & blue based on a discussion with our waiter. He directed me well! The steak was just superb! Honestly, THE BEST NY CUT I'VE EVER HAD! After all the wonderful mains and sides, we had no room for dessert. The dessert was the steak! Service: Excellent! Our waiter, Gary C. simply rocked. He explained everything in full detail and was happy to answer any questions. All the bussers, hosts, and all were simply great. The sommelier was also nice and knowledgeable, but we felt a little too much of a push for pricier bottles despite telling him that our price range was. Not rude at all, but just a wee bit pushy. However, that wasn't remotely a distraction from the wonderful overall services we had. Hints/Final thoughts: Carnevino is arguably the best steakhouse in America. I have been on 3 occasions, and every time it delivers flawlessly. It is costly, but so worth every penny.
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output: I went to food truck Friday and was faced with a number of options and ended up choosing Jumburrito based solely on their deep fried oyster poh boy. The wait seemed to be on the long side so I asked how long and was told 7 to 11 minutes which proved to be about right. For the price tag of 12 bucks I thought the serving size was small especially for the truck repping Nola food. The sandwich came on a grilled hot dog bun to give you all an idea of the size of the sandwich. Grilled hot dog bun with plenty of butter, delicious fried oysters topped with cole slaw. The sandwich was delicious and I was satisfied but would've liked to see the traditional toppings such add lettuce and tomatoes. Other than the size and the price I enjoyed the sandwich.
Problem: What would be an example of an positive (OPTIONS:
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Answer:
BEST coffee. I buy by the pounds. Ridiculous affection for their coffee. Also I love that they serve tea as it should, with an array that will transport you to a time of chivalry and manners. And not mention, alcohol is available if you need something stronger. I'm in utter love. My fave wine is the Stronghold Tazi. Why not? It's a local wine! The white chocolate beer is pretty good. What more can you ask for but marriage of those two things? Staff is awesome, the hiring manager has an eye for talent. They are all uber cool in the Seattle stylish way. I think every creative artist, startup mogul, and entrepreneur frequents here, albeit the tourists wandering Old Town for unattractive "southwestern" pieces to collect. The setup is spacious with communal tables and cute wood stumps to plop your feet or computer. Plenty of plug outlets for you looking to dock and get on the wifi. I prefer the patio as it is really lovely to watch patrons and also soak up sunshine and fresh air.