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Output: Looking for a place to grab a bite in the Hotel, and this place looked like it could handle the party of six (6) without much trouble. They have a huge menu, just like the Cheesecake Factory, tons of stuff to order. The other five (5) ordered these spicy bloody marys, man they tasted great. Hot and peppery, with pickled asparagus on top. After taking a taste of the g/f's (can't use her name) (actually don't know why I can't) I wished I had ordered one too. But I went with the old standby, ice tea, boring but thirst quenching. Two in the party went for the breakfast sandwich, it was stuffed with ham,bacon,scrambled eggs, cheese on thick cut toasted bread. They devoured them like finger food. I had the Manhattan salad with shrimp and chicken. It looked better then it tasted. I'm not sure what it was missing but I wouldn't order it again. Service was good, food was hot and fresh, and they refilled my ice tea several times without asking for it. That's always a plus for me, I love to get bloated on ice tea while I eat.

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Output: Was not impressed with this place... 1): floors were dirty, the bus boy would just wipe the tables to the floor and wouldn't sweep up after. 2): unused silverware from the previous diners was no cleared from the table and reused. 3): The Chicken Parm tasted like the chicken was cook and then reheated. The breading was mush and the red sauce had a metal after taste. I def would not recommend this join even to just cross it off the "Restaurant: Impossible" list.

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Output: This place definitely needs to improve on the taste of the food. We came in expecting a "wow" factor... Food deep fried in lard, highest calories, etc. I don't know about you, but I thought "high calorie food" was supposed to taste amazing? I figured since they advertise how high the calories are- that this was going to be the best burger and chili cheese fries I've ever had. NOT THE CASE! I came with a big group of people and we all ordered different things, to give the menu a try. When I got my food, the burger and chili cheese fries were dripping in grease. The fries had a grease pool formed around them and the chili looked like ground up dog food. The worst part- the burger and the fries tasted bland! You would think with that much grease that it would have SOME flavor. Everyone in our party threw away most of their food. I will never eat here again. The only reason why I didn't give this place 1 star is because it does have some "one of a kind" type of experiences. The staff give you a hospital gown to wear while you eat and the waitresses are all dressed in nurse uniforms and spank you :). I give it to the owner- congrats on contributing to the nationwide obesity epidemic... If your restaurant's food is the last meal someone is going to consume before having a heart attack- at least make it worth while.

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I've given the place a few tries, and each time I've been sadly disappointed. The food was consistently flavorless. Not really much else to say.