Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Example Input: A flash of light reveals someone crawling along the ceiling behind him. Someone
Example Output: kicks someone in her arms, knocking her unconscious.

Example Input: They push the snow to the side in a pile. They
Example Output: turn around a tree and follow him around.

Example Input: Someone eyes his uncomfortable son who stands alone onstage. Someone
Example Output:
takes a huge leap to his feet, and someone swivels himself on a beam.