Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer: Not all bars are the center of the hipster universe. And that's perfectly fine if all you wanna do is have a drink or two and just wind down. Sometimes you just want to do a little chillin'. Like a villain. Or like Ferdinand Magellan. Whatever the case, if that's what you want to do this bar is perfect for it. I've been here a few times and it's never been too crowded. Perfect setting if you want to hang out and have a few with some friends ater work. It's not a bar to "be seen" or to go test what you learned from MSN's "top 10 pickup lines that actually might work" article. It's just a place where you can have a conversation (at least if you sit outside as I always do) without having to shout over the music. The music they play is a good mix of old and new. Sometimes they have people playing music - either some guy with an acoustic or a band - usually not bad but usually nothing to write home about either. Their food menu has a rock and roll theme with names like Nikki Stixx, love-me-tenders, Paul's boutique, fleetwood mac, eye of the tiger, war pig, culture club, hot for teacher - all names of appetizers, pizzas or sandwiches. They even have twice baked potato skins named - Once Bitten, Twice Baked. Was that referencing Great White? Yikes. Too Soon? The Service I've had here was actually very good. Very attentive waitstaff. They also have a discount club where you sign up and get discounts - sort of like a loyalty card - which is cool if you come here often. Parking is plentiful as it's in a mall.

Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer: Be very careful of what you are getting with dr. Hebets. She gave my young adult daughter a HPV shot -saying it was her Hep B shot- against her strict refusal!

Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer:
Everyone seems to have the same comment about this place... "You get what you pay for". My best friend and I went during the week and stayed here for 2 days. We upgraded and still only paid $35/night... but that's about the only good thing about the stay. To start off on a positive note, they let us check in at 10:30 when normal check-in wasn't until 4, so that was EXTREMELY helpful. The front desk and bell hop were all very nice, as well as the valet. Room service wasn't available the ONE time I had called, so we didn't call again during the visit. The runner was on lunch so he was unable to provide room service for one hour. In our minds, if you have someone go on lunch, HAVE SOMEONE ELSE COVER HIM!! The room was VERY basic. Very old, paint was chipping on the dresser and nightstand. The door to the balcony was broken. Though it was nice to have a balcony, there's an outdoor club of some sort that was outside of our window that was going until 4am every night. It was completely obnoxious to the people staying at the hotel. Our bathroom had good lighting, and the shower was clean and nice. The downside to the bathroom is that our toilet didn't have a lid. We thought that was pretty unsanitary. The elevators were DISGUSTING. Made me not want to go back up to my hotel room just because I didn't want to take the elevator! They were EXTREMELY dirty and smelt like pee. You would HOPE someone walked in there with WAY too much perfume or cologne on so that it masked the smell of a bum. All 3 days we were seeing advertisements to the restaurant they have called "Quesadilla" and so on the third day we decided to go, when we got up to the 5th floor the restaurant WAS CLOSED. It was 4pm on a Wednesday! Checkout was VERY easy, all we had to do was leave our room keys in the room, so that was nice. Overall, a very awful hotel. I think that this hotel has potential (for the price) when it's done, but plain and simple it should NOT be open yet!