input: Write a positive yelp review.
output: Why can't every hotel be like the Bellagio? Whether it's the Feng Shui friendly casino or the Cafe Bellagio run by former South Central drug dealer Jeffry Henderson, or Cirque du Soleil's masterpiece, O, this 5 star hotel has everything. Alright, so the mall kind of sucks and so does night life here, but Caesars is right across the street and clubbing, well, you're on your own. Both the swimming pools and the spas are bigger than life. And the rooms are elegantly decorated. Even the towels are some of the softest towels you'll ever lay your face on. (Yeah, we stole a few.) I've also won a couple grand on the slot machines. Slot machines! If you stay at the Bellagio, I do suggest checking out all of the above attractions. With all the Bellagio has to offer, you ALMOST don't need to leave the casino.
input: Write a negative yelp review.
output: Remember in Happy Gilmore when Shooter Mcgavin yells, "I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast!" And Happy says, "You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?" Well, I didn't go to Chicago Joe's for breakfast, there's no hockey, no golf, and when you watch Happy Gilmore (or any Adam Sandler movie) you go into it expecting it to be a little shitty. But here, I feel like I ate pieces of shit for breakfast, but at dinner...and I paid them to do it to me. That's about it. Don't go. This place was awful. Dirty (look at the walls), overpriced, shit service, and horrible food. Give your money to a meth addict in front of a liquor store and ask them to bring you something to eat, your odds are better that you'll A. Get something for your money. B. It'll be cleaner, C. If you do get A & B, it'll DEFINITELY taste better.
input: Write a negative yelp review.
output:
I loved this place so much I wanted it again. I ordered for take out. How difficult is it to read a order? I added blue cheese and I PAID FOR it and they gave me marinara sauce with hot wings? What idiot thinks marinara goes good with hot wings? Garlic knots were not the same I ate 3 days ago, pizza was a little soggy. Husband liked his chicken parm sandwich so you can have a star for that. I also loved this place because of how saucy the wings were, so in the comment section ordering online I put in extra wing sauce. What did I get? Barely coated, dry wings. How can a place so delicious and perfect 2 days ago go from 5 to 1 stars? I felt like I ordered from a completely different restaurant.