Finally I could swim freely , my mom yelled roll over on your back . I was fine once the screaming choking 40 pound kid was off my back . The boat finally made it over , my wife with compassion in her voice said that was really stupid . Wow , I almost drowned and all you could say was that was stupid .
Answer the following question: What may happen to me before i 'm out of the water ?

I may drown

The flashes I saw were right in front of my eyes , not way over to the right . The flashes I saw , I knew , had been in my head .
Answer the following question: What was the source of flashes ?

Mental

Chef and I developed it , and it was very well received . Then I got off early ( started early too ) , got to see the sunset , walked the long way home , and have beers now . Two days off in a row !
Answer the following question: What might be my title at my work ?

I might be the sous chef

2 . The laptops are crap , and the students mess with them so much that they become ever more crappy . Did I mention that my desktop computer will be replaced by a laptop ? I sincerely hope they give me something halfway decent .
Answer the following question: What does the narrator think of the laptops ?
They are of poor quality .