Input: What would be an example of an positive review?

An example of an positive review: I yelped ahead of time and got some good tips. Since we were bringing the kids with us to Vegas (I know, I know...but my grandmother was going to be in town & we haven't seen her in over a year), we needed a kid-friendly hotel (i.e. space and a fridge). I ordered groceries from Von's that literally arrived when we did. I didn't want to have to mess with dishes being delivered. So, I just included plastic/paper bowls, cups, spoons, towels, etc with the groceries. They held our groceries in their cooler until we got up to our room & then brought them right up. When checking in, they scheduled our linen delivery for the sofa bed. The sofa bed was NOT comfy. Glad the kids slept in it and not me! On day 2, the cleaning lady did a crappy job. Didn't leave washclothes, didn't pull the trash, didn't leave coffee, etc. The other days were fine. We didn't have any time issues with valet...even the time we left our ticket in the room. Tipping got a bit annoying (especially since we were getting the car out 2 times a day). We had a beautiful view of Bellagio's fountains! I didn't realize we could walk to Bellagio through the doors at the far end (around the corner) of the lobby until the last night. The Bosch washer and dryer were a lifesaver! Though small, they got the job done. Just watch the dryer b/c it'll think your load is dry when it isn't. We got a good "name your own price" deal on priceline & upgraded to the full-sized refrigerator room once we got there (for an extra $40 a night). I'd stay there again, especially if we have kids in tow.

Input: What would be an example of an negative review?

An example of an negative review: Blah! College bar full of rowdy yung'uns. Sometimes after work, the evening crew would come here for a drink or two but after too many twenty first birthday barfs, we've moved on. P.s. Service is horrible. I hear they have good food, but I never got the opportunity to enjoy.

Input: What would be an example of an negative review?

An example of an negative review: Ok I give the park 3 stars but 1 star for the surf hour it's a bummer because of the locals that go there. The guy that runs the surf shop is a d-bag. Me and my buddy were sharing my board so I would wait in line till there session was done and then he would bring the board to me and vice versa. So I waited in line my buddy brings my board to me and mr surf shop says I need to go to the back of the line if I'm sharing a board and wait.... I just waited I told him and I'm not going to the back of the line, he said its a rule. I asked who's rule? He said its an unspoken rule the regulars made.... Kiss my.... I just waited and you want me to wait again just cause I'm sharing a board what kind of bs is that I paid money to ride just like everyone else. If you want to have fun don't surf here, not worth the wait or the bs or the 3 second ride or the money.......

Input: What would be an example of an negative review?
An example of an negative review: I can't really give this place a rating because I couldn't try the food. I called to place a delivery and the phone just rang. 10 rings the first call, 8 rings the second call about 10 minutes later. I'd at least appreciate an answered phone with a "please hold" instead of indefinite ringing. I'm willing to try again, but will probably dine at the place instead.