Problem: Write a positive (OPTIONS:
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A: The sister shop to Swish, Fabrick is a print shop and studio that sells fun tee shirts, sweaters and bags. You can take in your own design, choose from one of the many on display or ask the staff to customize one using their selection of fonts, stencils, styles and images. Old movies, TV shows, bands and cartoon characters seem to be the most popular with the odd cheeky and provocative slogan like Justice For Gingers. American Apparel and Fruit of The Loom products are available in a variety of sizes from 0 to X-Large and Fabrick offer serious discounts if you buy in bulk. Just be prepared for the staff to roll their eyes in horror if you opt for something to do with a stag or hen party!
Q: positive

A: Cobblestone is A-Okay to me! I absolutely hate a dirty car and this place makes it super convenient for me to get a quick wash. I actually have a Fast Pass. This pass gives me unlimited exterior washes for $15 a month (I wish the tire shine was a bit glossier). There are different levels of the Fast Passes if you like the interior done as well. This place now even has free vacuums too. Be sure to double check your antenna if you have them put it back on because sometimes it gets busy here and it is not screwed back in tightly. Most of the staff is friendly. They do a decent job of cleaning the interior but if you opt for that service don't expect it to be fast, so grab something out of the store to eat or drink and chill out.
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer: Very bad customer service. The server gave my to go order to somebody else and they claimed it is not their fault. The manager apparently don't care and just blamed it on the other customer. Customers are treated very poorly and we waited 47 minutes for the guy to pick up the check. We keep trying to stop somebody to get our check so we can go home but nobody is paying attention! We feel so discriminated! The manager had the nerve to tell me that next time we should the to go bag. As a customer I have never been treated this poorly before. I cannot imagine myself going through somebody else's to go bag!
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Output: Craptastic. I'm not sure why these people are paid. "Oh, I didn't get that message." Really? Well, if someone had answered your phone when I called any of the last three days at 11am, 1pm, and 3pm respectively, then you wouldn't have had to rely on obviously poor technology to deliver messages to you, would you? I don't mean to be super critical here... I'm just sayin. So, I sat in the office with big mama the owner one afternoon, discussing an issue I was having. The office phone was ringing off the hook. The receptionist was out, apparently with middle mama gathering lunch. Another lady was in the office and asked, "Hey, do you want me to get that?" To my complete horror, big mama replied, exasperated, as if answering the question was all she could possibly do, "No... *deep sigh*... it'll just be an owner... or a tenant... calling to report a problem... and I... *another deep sigh*... I just don't want to deal with it." Dismissing it all with a shake of her head, she turns back to me, a tenant. I guess I can't _really_ fault her -- she _was_ doing her job by interacting with me after all. Maybe I am being too harsh. But yanno, you own a property management company. Isn't it your job to manage the properties? I mean, is this thing on? They don't take calls. They don't return messages left. They apparently are unabashed about this behavior. The only way to interact reliably with them is to go in to their office. If they have to contact you, they will leave it until the absolute last possible second. They treat both owners and tenants this way, it apparently doesn't matter. They have a contract after all. The result, at least for me, has been delays getting anything done. They stand in the way of communication between the owner and me more than anything else. They facilitate nothing. They provide nothing. As best as I can tell, all they do is take. Zero stars? Not for nothin, I'd pay Yelp 5$ to let me subtract five stars from this useless company's rating.
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output: I went here as opposed to the food court next door to it on the strip but was not in love by any means. The food was very mediocre. My party and I got two cali burritos and a two taco plate. It was medium priced which is expected for a place on the las vegas strip. The burritos had hardly any avocado and were just not that good. They charged us for a small thing of salsa and the meals came with no chips. Service was lacking, our waitress was blah, a very unenthusiastic guy asked to take a picture of us as some promotion (way to try get money), and the ambiance was poor. At first glance it seemed cool, lots on the wall, but we were seated in a booth that had almost no lighting. The music was random also, it didn't set the mood at all. It wasnt a one star experience, it was just far farfarrrrr from amazing. Wouldn't go back and am surprised its there.
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hummm -- where do i start? It was my daughter's birthday and we wanted to go somewhere new. As with many of these reviews, the Roaring Fork connection drew us in. We get there and are promptly seated - very nice. Our server (#3036) asks to take our drink order. My daughter orders the Cactus Mojito and gets carded (perfectly acceptable - she is 23). I comment 'GREAT, now you can validate that today is her birthday!' He checks her ID and hands it back to her - almost snubbed her. WHA? So he takes my son-in-laws order - Heart of Stone Marg and is blaze' on the whole thing, then gets to me and is extremely pleasant. I ordered wine, started with the Hullabaloo Zin very nice. What I found almost rude / offensive was the lack of interest he showed with everyone but me! That was completely strange!!! I will say, I expected him to - at minimum - tell my daughter happy birthday! Ok - we chatter about it and decide server #3036 is just being different. We will happily move on ... Time to order our meal - I have a few questions which were addressed very politely and enthusiastically. My daughter asked a question and was treated as if 'everyone should know that' ....what is going on here?? My son-in-law asks about his preferred dish and he too was treated foolishly. Hummmm ....I wondered if the kindness was directed to where the wallet is?? That was the only thing I could figure out ...server #3036 was only kind to the person paying?? seriously??? hummmm The birthday girl got the Filet Mignon - it was cooked perfectly - the side of mashed potatoes were 'fine'. son-in-law got the Giant Prawn and was content with it ...he could have used a bit more food on his plate (luckily we ordered a side of Green Chili Mac - very good!). My order was the Corn flaked Halibut - very very delish!! If I was a judge on the food network channel, I would have commented that the fish was slightly over cooked - but since I'm not a tv judge - I'm refraining from the comment! : ) *warning - they serve 'black quinoa' as a side with the halibut -- its really a kinda creepy grain ...tried it and did NOT like it' * I did ask #3036 to recommend a white wine with my dish - he was a bit befuddled (i don't think we use that word enough!) and eventually came up with 'Pares Balta' Chard -- it was AMAZING.... very perfectly paired! We closed off the birthday celebration with Lemon Genoise for my daughter, Frozen Ovaltine for s-i-l and I opted for the ol' standby, Creme Brulee. Lemon Genoise was gross (to me), my daughter said it was as it should be -- flavors blended better as it got to room temperature. It is topped with 'panes' of clear sugar pieces standing in the cake - we were told 'oh, it's only sugar'. Apparently we looked as though we were going to send it back because we had 'glass shards' atop the dessert?!?! The Frozen Ovaltine was -- chocolate .... The Creme Brulee was very well done - just the right texture, flavors and had a lovely side of berry / nut mix that went great alone or with the Brulee. Ok - so why 2 stars? Because one out of three dishes was outstanding - other two were ok. One out of three desserts was outstanding - other two were ok. Service was great for one out of three - totally NOT COOL. and we got all this for $160? nahhh -- not worth it. Quite a shame too - I think the server's attitude just sucked a lot of the ambiance out of the place. Server #3036 only got a 15% tip and I felt that was gracious of me. I am a generous tipper so, it was really a shame for him.