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Output: Let me start by saying that if I could give this place less than one star... I wouldn't hesitate. We took our van to AAMCO because we had an oil leak. That's it. One problem. After looking at our van we were told that our few hundred dollar problem was actually a $1200 problem because we also needed to replace our rack and pinion. Knowing nothing about cars we believed the manager of the shop (Bill) and gave him our money. When we got the van back everything seemed to be in order and we were happy. Bill was even nice enough to knock off some money to save us some trouble. They were closing for the day so they couldn't take care of the alignment that we needed done to finish the job. A day later we heard this horrible knocking noise in the front of the van. We called Bill and he asked us to bring it back. We took the van back in to find out our front shocks had suddenly gone bad. So now we have another $1200 problem on our hands that magically appeared AFTER taking our van to this AAMCO location. We exchanged words with Bill and got nothing but excuses and blame on us for not bringing the vehicle back sooner, and the large amount of miles... etc. According to Bill, there is no possible way that it was their fault. So now that our shocks are bad, we couldn't get the alignment completed. As a result our van has been pulling right for weeks and our front tires are completely bald. The day the excuses started we asked Bill for the phone number of the owner so we could get this issue worked out. Bill absolutely REFUSED to give us his number but he told us that the owner would call us back. Well... that never happened. Not only that, we have called and spoken to Bill on numerous occasions and get the same story. The owner is out of town, he's busy, he will call you back. The most recent time we spoke to Bill he said that the owner was not going to call us back because he told Bill to "handle" it. Well Bill's idea of handling the situation is to not call us, refuse to provide a number to complain to, and do absolutely nothing to help us. The customer service at this AAMCO is absolutely horrible and I will do everything I can to ensure they don't receive business from anybody I know. We got screwed by this AAMCO location and I hope you read this review and decide to take your vehicle elsewhere.

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Output: I ordered delivery from this place - about $35 worth of sushi and food. When the delivery driver came to our apartment I asked for change on $40 and I was going to give him a tip. The delivery driver (shorter asian man) started YELLING at me about how he drove across town and he couldn't believe I was going to give him less than a $5 tip. Are you kidding me sir? I don't technically have to tip you at all! The guy was extremely rude and I will NEVER order from this location again. Tip: Go to the Edo location on Monona drive! They have always been great and have awesome customer service!

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Output: This is by far my favorite place to get Chinese food. When I order their take-out, the food arrives in under 30 minutes, and I've never had them mess up a single order. The menu is pretty standard for the type of food that it is, but I personally find that most of the items are cooked with much more flavor than at some asian places. The garlic green bean chicken and fried dumplings are two of my favorites, along with the rest of my family's. I didn't expect much out of this place the first time around, but I was pleasantly surprised!

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Romantic Dinner Date!!! My wife ordered Osso Bucco and I've ordered the Seafood Diavlo (clams,shrimp,calamari, noodles, with med spice red sauce). Excellent food! No doubt the best we have ever had! And to top it off, the piano player was freaking amazing! Even an older gentleman got up and sang a sing along with the piano. The guy was very good! Really enjoyed the ambiance of the music as well as the classy Italian (Old World Feel)! The service is on point and attentive! Got seated quickly in a nice large comfy booth. Bottom line, you need to swing on by here and have a bite to eat with your better half! Awesome place!