Problem: Write a positive yelp review.
A: They moved to Abercrombie place. My full review for this is on that Page but my check in got diverted to this. This is an excellent restaurant. Well worth the price and great quality food. Service at Karen's Unicorn is second to none.

Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A: What a real sh*t hole. I read some reviews before going here and thought this place couldn't be as bad as people were saying for $100 room. Well I was wrong, every complaint was completely legitimate. We arrived at 9pm, got lost in the maze around the parking garage. Finally found the front desk and waited about 45 min to check in. While we were waiting in line an older gentleman fell and broke his ankle. No staff came to help this man off the floor, guests in line did. Security seemed to take their time getting there only to yell, thats right YELL, at one of the people that was holding this guys chair so it didn't slide out from under him. Everybody in line was horrified at what we were witnessing. The manager was even standing nearby chit chatting with his boss while this was all going down and yet no one felt it was appropriate to step in and help this man. They felt it appropriate for their guests to take care of it for them. Even after we complained to the manager that we couldn't believe that he sat there and did nothing we were told that he felt they handled the situation fine and then had the balls to say "so your chief complaint is that I was sitting there laughing". Yes d-bag my chief complaint is that you were too busy chatting and laughing with your boss being only 5 feet away from the situation watching your guests take care of a 6-70 year old who is in shock and falling down in your damn hotel. We finally got into the room (that was in the "VIP" tower) and noticed the musty moldy smell coming from the bathroom right away. There was wallpaper falling off the walls, random peoples hair left all over the bathroom, seriously stained carpets, old elevators that at times seemed that the doors would not close on their own, honestly the list just goes on and on. All and all a pretty terrible experience. I agree with the person who said they would have been better off at the motel 6.

Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A:
What Idiot designed the seating in this joint? Amateur Dancers? I could have went to the local Strip joint and saved my money instead of wasting it on this flawed crap! What a rip off? Touristy at best! I could have brought my Grand mother and she would not have been ashamed. I think Miley Cyrus has a bigger ass then all those Girls put together? Fake Boobs and No Asses!...........and no routines to make memorable. I think I saw more of the back of the head of some Japanese Tourist? The Comedian was not that bad. That is pretty much where the one star comes from.