Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer: I can sum it up in 1 word-Horrible. First floor is tiny! Drinks are crazy expensive and not very good. The guest list is a joke! They made us wait an hour outside for no reason. Music was decent and the atmosphere was borderline douch-y but ok if mind your own. There are too many good places on the strip to go back to this place...

Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer: The Green Valley Grocery is pretty spacious and organized fairly well. Clientele is better then any convince store off of Nellis. Not a single pan handler or crack head at 10pm... am I still in Vegas? Well worth the drive to grab a few necessities with out the smell of urine and broken dreams.

Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer:
Where do I start? Our server was clueless and couldn't tell us what beers they had on tap. Instead of telling (selling) us the special for the night (yes, only 1), he tossed a photocopied sheet of paper on the table with the one and only dinner special listed. The manager/hostess sat us and then forgot there was a band coming in and had to move us. The table she moved us to was right in front of where the band was setting up and I spent the majority of my dinner getting knocked and pushed by various pieces of the band's equipment as they moved in. As the reviewer above noted, the manager seems to be wandering through the dining area - yet never really checks on anything. Then again, maybe past experience has warned her not to ask the customers how their dining experience is going. The chopped salad was definitely not chopped and the turkey on it was a grade below oscar meyer - some sort of processed stuff out of a can. the dressing was oily and tasteless - for $10 - it was a rip off. All in all, an overpriced, tasteless, disappointment without much atmosphere.