TASK DEFINITION: Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context
PROBLEM: The young man does tricks over an orange safety cone. The skateboarder

SOLUTION: bend down to a bike and scurry on him.

PROBLEM: Someone serves up a plate of North Pole - style fried bologna for himself and puts it on the breakfast bar. The kid

SOLUTION: gets to the back of the van.

PROBLEM: Someone turns and walks off. Someone's sister

SOLUTION:
strides into a dressing room.