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OUCH! My birthday dinner from fiends. I found the atmosphere to be rather :kitschy" gaudy cheap jewelry on a rack and stretching the length of a hallway from the dinning room to the wine bar----, that should have been a clue...can't make it on the food we will sell junk! I ordered Calamari, just half cooked, tough and large rounds thick rounds, the only eatable part were the little feelers. The salad, poor dressing no flavor, brown leaves from the "wink wink" from the fresh green salad. Ordered Veal Picatta, it was served in a flour sauce, absolutely no flavor and so thick and sticky, 50 caper sprinkled on top, were not cooked with sauce it did have a one slice of lemon. Dessert: a ball of Spumoni dipped in a hard chocolate covering, kind of like Dairy Queen! I am cured, I will never go back and never tell anyone about this disaster!

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[b]. positive
[a].