Then in one fluid movement , Vince trailed his fingers along Howard 's stomach into the dark pubic hair , brushing his hand gently over Howard 's penis , and then cupped his balls , hard and tight , in his hand . Howard jumped up in surprise , and stuttered , " What are you doing ? Howard Moon 's not into this ... .no , sir ... " .

A: Why might Howard have jumped when Vince touched him ?

Work absolutely sucked again today , but I did not freak out and have a panic attack this time . I just dealt with it , knowing there was nothing I could do about the fact that I did n't get my work done . This time it was due mostly to our photo tech calling out sick , so I was stuck running the photo dept . all day .

A: What happens when the photo tech is ill ?

Nothing much happened today , i tried to roller blade , but i ' m not very good ! but i only went on the carpet so i would n't fall over ! but firsts time always suck , right ?

A: What might I do after this session with rollerblading ?

I ' m on top of the world right now . This is the best place I ' ve ever been in life . Beautiful home , a boyfriend who is loving , caring , smart , hardworking , handsome ... everything i could ever want or ask for in a man , a wonderful life ahead of me with Derek and the new baby I 'll soon have .

A:
what may be a plausible fact about me ?