Sentiment analysis: I wish I had read some of the reviews before venturing out here. My friend and I were going for afternoon tea but the original place we wanted to go to was not there anymore so after spotting Loopy Lorna's across the road we decided to go there instead. Loopy Lorna's used to be located further down Morningside Road and the original space was cute and quirky, although quite small. The new space at Church Hill Theatre is very big for a cafe. Perhaps that was why there were so many families about.. families with their screaming kids in tow. Don't get me wrong, the cafe is perfect for families as there is space to bring your buggy in. However, this place seemed more like a creche. You present your order at the counter and they will bring it over. We went for Cornish Cream Tea: a large pot of tea and 2 scones each with some jam (plum?). The scones were quite small and too crumbly for my liking. The tea was good, and we had plenty of cups from that big pot. I was a bit disappointed with the scones, but that means I have to continue my quest for the perfect scone in Edinburgh (the top spot is currently held by Wellington Coffee).

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Sentiment analysis: Terrible do not eat here. For starters the service sucked. Our waiter came once then disappeared. After a while another woman took care of us and was kind (the only high point of the experience). The food advertised on the menu is not what we got. A thick cut slab of bacon was two tiny bits of bacon (for 6 bucks). The French toast was inedible. When we asked for a manager he was very rude, demeaning and certainly didn't care what we had to say. I've never had someone so rude at a restaurant and believe me my boyfriend and I were not rude first or demanding anything crazy. Stay away! Eat at the creperie down the way and split.

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Sentiment analysis: Great place for groups. They have a decent happy hour. The sushi is very americanized, but it tastes pretty darn good.

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positive