Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A: I have to say, this hotel has been nothing but disappointing, and we still have three nights to go. We came to Vegas for a wedding and stayed here as the bride had booked a block of rooms. The only plus thus far is that it's pretty central within the strip. Thus far: Parking is a nightmare. There is construction going on where the usual entrance would be and the only signage is a tiny sign hidden behind trees letting you know to make a U-turn and go around back. Then, the elevators from the parking garage to the lobby are disgusting. They look like death. Not to mention, parts are missing - as in, you look up, you can see the cables. Super re-assuring. Check in: We arrived at 11pm on a Wednesday. We were waiting 30+ minutes to check in! I would have to imagine they're used to crowds, they should really have more than 4 people checking people in. Yowza. Room: The room (if you get an updated one) is fine. It's big (we had two queens, standard room). Problems: The bathroom vent fan filter was absolutely filthy. Dust everywhere. The toilet and the shower ran - constant noise. Both the lights in the room didn't work. Walls are very thin, you can hear everyone and everything in the halls and next door. Also, ask if you are going to face the pool area - music blasts until about midnight (Which I don't mind so much, but you'll want to know). The beds, I will say, are super comfortable. No complaints there. We ordered room service - a 'movie package' which included 'large popcorn, Red Vines, two sodas and two bottles of water" - $25.00. When I called to order the lady put me on hold three times and finally said "I'll call you back" because apparently this was a new menu item and she couldn't find it. When she did call back, I had to remind her about the sodas. What arrived (45 minutes later): Two bags of microwave popcorn (half popped), 4 Red Vines, two glasses of water, and two mini-bottles of soda. Excellent. Overall, I'm not impressed at all. I love the history of this place, and its location, but it's so not compensating for the rest of the mess.

Problem: Write a positive yelp review.
A: So sad, so very sad... Even with consistent 4 star reviews on Yelp, Soma Express could not survive on the Camelback Corridor! I went by for lunch today as I was craving their mirin soy glazed turkey salad and Soma's yummy baked sweet potato fries. I can almost smell those fries as I am walking to the door... only to see a sign that says they are CLOSED! Rumor has it they are building a new Soma Express somewhere in Old Town, but until then, I guess I'll just have to make the trek to the original Soma at Tatum and Shea!

Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A:
H-O-R-R-I-B-L-E!!!!!!! Omg I was soooo disappointed by this place. I've been meaning to try this place for quite some time now, but I was completely let down. It took us about 10 minutes until someone approached us to get our drinks ordered, but that's only because I had to get their attention first. The food took FOREVER to come & when it did, I wasn't as impressed as I thought I would be. Their rolls were all "average" to me. Nothing in particular that stood out. They were out of the beef tongue & chicken gizzard skewers which was the reason my cousin & I wanted to go there in the first place. Their only good appetizer/tapas was the beef galbi. They forgot to bring us our baked green mussels & sashimi as well. Our waters were always running empty. Service is exceptionally slow and our waiter didn't bother writing some of our orders down which ticked me off because he kept forgetting to bring them to us. Their dessert is also just average. Nothing else to say about this place. You're better off going to Sushi Kayla down the street. Worst AYCE sushi place ever.