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Output: Is it my undying love for Sammy? Or perhaps my everlasting addiction to Cabo? I don't know why I continue to eat here so often because this place SUCKS donkey balls! It seems every trip we take (and you know there are tons of them) we end up drinking overpriced Waboritas and eating shitty food at Sammy's Beach Bar and Grill while waiting for our flight. We've tried just about everything on the menu and it all is overpriced and disgusting, including the nachos. If you want to kill time in a bar rather than sitting at the gate, go for the chips and salsa and get a margarita with a double shot of tequila, that way it softens the sticker shock when you get the bill.

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Output: I usually love Einsteins. I love their blackberry lemonade and their six cheese bagels. However I do not love this location. It is right around the corner from my house, I do not even have to leave my residential roads to enter here, but I will never go here again. Why do you ask? It is because they have the worst customer service ever. Every time I have been in here (which is about 6-7) they are very rude to me. I do not know why. I do not know if they are having a bad day or what but they are extremely unfriendly here, and its not always the same person. They lost my business for good.

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Output: I really like this place - I think it is more for why I have gone there then the actual place. My mother and I would have breakfast here a few times a month on our way to go visit my brother who was in the slammer. The look/feel etc is great. The service is okay. Alot of the wait staff I have had there reminded me of overly stoned friends that I have - really nice, but a few screws were missing somewhere. The food if I remember (haven't been there is over a year) is pretty good. I've only had breakfast there though. They have a bread basket that is awesome - but you need to share it with someone... it's a big basket of bread! I hope to return the next time I'm in Phoenix.

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This is our #1 go to restaurant. If we don't eat here at least once a week the cravings won't go away. Each dish is prepared to order with the highest quality ingredients. I would highly recommend if you are vegetarian and even if you aren't try some of the vegetarian dishes. The owners Andy and Rita have such a passion and love for preparing food with the most amazing flavors. For anyone who is complaining about the cost, take a step back and remember you get what you pay for.