Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer: I LOVE this McDonalds! Awesome service, friendly smiles & great tasting food. I alter every order I make here (b/c I'm picky) and it's ALWAYS correct, I never have to send it back or go in from the drive thru b/c it's wrong. I have been coming to this location for probably 2 years and I've seen staff promoted and it's so awesome. I can't say enough good things about this mcdonalds. Keep up the great work you guys!!! :)

Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer: For a city like Vegas - whose livelihood is based entirely on tourism, consumption, and glam - to have such a lackluster airport is pretty ridiculous. McCarran is old, ugly, and hassle-ridden, and fails miserably as the gateway to its city. The terminal is dark and dated, looking much like that old ghetto mall in your town that everyone used to go to in the 1980s, but is now just a collection of empty storefronts and payday-loan stores. The old and inefficient design of the terminal means it's constantly crowded, from the gate seating to the trams to the restaurants and bars. And speaking of McCarran's restaurants and bars, they mostly suck too. All airports are known for expensive retail, but most modern airports at least give you a good product for your dollar - lots of restaurant options, sports bars, maybe even a brew pub or wine bar, or a food court with some local flavor - places geared toward helping people relax and kill time while they empty their wallets. By contrast, McCarran gives you a few uninviting bars, some crappy fast food, and a couple very overcrowded restaurants - but don't worry, they've still managed to preserve the high prices you're accustomed to. McCarran should have an inherent advantage because of its closeness to central Vegas, but this benefit is pretty much canceled out by poor logistics that make it a hassle to get in and out easily. When arriving, baggage claim is notoriously long. If you're picking up a rental car, get ready for a nice long bus trip to the rental-car mall, which is strategically located in the middle of nowhere (granted, having a centralized rental facility is a good idea, but not when it's this far offsite). Then when you're bringing your car back, please enjoy the lack of signs directing you to the rental-car facility, which means you have to drive through the entire airport loop (past your terminal where you're eventually going) in order to see the first sign, which then directs you back out on the highway to the rental-car place several miles away. Now experience deja vu as you take the bus back into the airport loop, where there's only one dropoff spot per terminal... so if you're flying Southwest (like most Vegas patrons) you'll get deposited with your bags on the exact opposite end of the terminal from the check-in counter. Also, most of the staff seem to have a permanent case of the Mondays. Vegas is in desperate need of a new airport - one that's shiny and nice and much more efficient, an appropriate facility for the city it represents. It's too bad that the city couldn't get its shit together during its last 20 years as a boomtown and make this necessary capital investment. Now that the economy is tanking, and the housing crisis is hitting Vegas especially hard, it might be a long time before they have the cash for a significant upgrade.

Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer:
Steinhafel's dirty diesel truck has been outside my window for at least 20 minutes with his engine running, blowing dirty diesel exhaust, using up oxygen from this planet earth, and burning dirty diesel fuel that has come from the ground, god knows from where. I have emphysema and any dirty air is bad for me. It's also bad for our planet and the air we all breath. Other than this, I have never been impressed with Steinhafels