Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: Went there for restaurant week. Clam chowder and key lime pie were great. Lobster was rubbery and didn't taste fresh. Sirloin was well done despite ordering it medium-well. I am saying it was dry as a day old biscuit. Glad we were there for a deal. I would have been livid if I'd paid full price for that meal. Now I can just say, I'll never go again. Our waitress was rushed despite the dining room being empty. When we arrived at 7 we had to wait ten minutes for the hostess to arrive. We were not greeted when we entered nor when we left. Parking lot was icy and dangerous. Coat room was storage for wayward things and in shambles. On the plus side the ambiance was nice and the location is beautiful. On an extra picky note Lake Louie warped speed scotch ale was $5.25 a glass which is pretty steep for Madison standards. Compare this to the six pack price which even at gas stations is $9.99. Not going back again.
Q: negative

A: This is not specific to this location. I am finding all Paradise locations are 2-star. They aren't BAD, but they aren't really great either. The staff here was friendly enough, and was even calling some customers by name (I assumed they were regulars). On this occasion we got bagels, scones and cookies for a meeting. OK...the scones were really good. I gotta give them credit. They were very popular at the meeting. If it was just the scones they'd probably get four stars. The bagels were "just bagels", and they didn't offer us any cream cheese (we made the mistake of assuming it was included, so didn't think to ask for any). The ones at Einstein Brothers are better, and they include the cream cheese (though you do pay a little more for their "baker's dozen", if you buy the cream cheese at Paradise it's about the same). We ended up getting cream cheese at Einstein because the Paradise was too far away when we realized the error. They should have asked if we wanted any at Paradise when we were buying the bagels. Maybe 2.5 stars for the bagels, but deduct a star for neglecting to mention cream cheese. The cookies taste manufactured. That's the only way I can express it. Not like fresh homemade cookies. Like a machine's interpretation of what a cookie should be. I am not impressed. And this isn't the first time. I think I am done with their cookies. One star there. So, overall, that's an average of 2 and 1/6 stars. Or just 2.
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer: First I want to say that I have eaten here a lot and have always loved their food BUT on 5/30/2013 I took a friend their for dinner carryout and it was the worst. I had the Mushroom Swiss burger with Crispy Fries and he had the BBQ Chicken Salad. 1st The salad had all wilted lettuce, little if any tomato and and the chicken was cold, it looked like they reused it. 2nd The burger was real thin and under cooked, not sure how you can under cook a burger that thin, I have had thicker meat at McDonald's and the fries were just old and reheated from earlier that night. We both threw it away. If we had eaten there I would have sent it all back and said something then. I will never go back........The only reason that I gave it 1 star is because you have to pick one.
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Output: Awful experience! I made an appointment to take my interns for their last day, the lady said we would all be getting our nails done at the same time, but when we got their they only had 2 nail techs. We waited over 30 minutes and then only had 2 of my girls soaking in the pedi chairs, which to top it off, the water had dead skin floating in it! I had my girls grab their stuff and we went to Biagio! This place is dirty and bad service!
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output: First... it's a pub and you have to realize the food is pub food. Not fine dining. The sheppard pie was meh. The meat was more like ground beef than chunky beef as described in the menu. There wasn't much texture on top of the pie. I was expecting some kind crusty texture. The drunken onion rings had no bloody mary type flavor. Tasted just like Onion battered with the fish n chip batter. The service and beers were good. I would say go here to get your drink on and grub a little on some mediocre food.
Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A:
So my husband accidentally booked us here rather than the four seasons. I was disappointed but it didn't seem so bad when we checked in. The room was nice, big,a suite, recently upgraded. But the acoustics are terrible. When I went to sleep (admittedly early) there was pounding base from one of our neighbors and then at 5:30am was awoken to them having loud sex. Great way to wake up! Housekeeping was terrible. They never came to clean the room on the first day and the light to clean was on. I called for more towels and shampoo that evening and it was never delivered, and then the next day when the baby (who we had to pay $35 for a crib for) were taking a nap housecleaning came by and rang the door bell 5 times before trying to break down the door (with the do not disturb light) before I could get there. The room had already been cleaned! I am beyond frustrated with the housekeeping here. Next time we will definitely be staying at the four seasons!