Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Input: Consider Input: Someone wakes with a start. A shadowy figure

Output: leaps over his ladder.

Input: Consider Input: An ad is shown for a pet wash place. A dog

Output: takes a horse off the floor and gets in his car bag.

Input: Consider Input: Someone swivels his hips seductively. With the newspaper in his hands, Ron someone
Output: hurries tentatively down to the table with his father to his side and eyes his son.