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Output: AVOID!!! AVOID!!! AVOID!!! WORST CASINO IN NEVADA!!! 0 stars!!! Horrible gaming---Horrible customer service! My friends, family and I will NEVER play/stay there again. I tried to play a game of blackjack there. I sat down one spot next to 1st base. My father was already sitting at 1st base. There was a lady at 3rd base---as soon as we sat down, she said that bad luck had just entered the table. She proceeded to lose the next 2 hands, and blamed my father. A couple hands later, I was able to play (I sat down a minute after my father, but missed the beginning of the shoe). Not much happened after a few hands, and then there was dealer change--to Alberto. I played a hand or two with Alberto, then was dealt a 16 with an 8 showing. Typically, I play by the book; however, when a 16 vs 8 came up, I wanted to get the table's opinion. The lady at 3rd immediately snapped: if you have to ask what to do, you shouldn't be here. OK, whatever. She proceeded to lose the next 2 or 3 more hands, while my father was winning. Pissed off, she left muttering some words about us. I thanked God the bitch left. Alberto the dealer said to me: hey, don't call her a bitch--she's just calling it like she sees it. I was just trying to get the opinion of the table--I know how to play 16's vs an 8. Besides Alberto--who asked you? I didn't ask for your opinion, so don't say anything more and deal the cards. Alberto threatened to kick me out, then called the pit boss over. So, let me get this straight, she's nasty and mean to me and my father since we sat down, get blamed for her losses, and when I try to ask for her opinion, she snaps back with a nasty comment. So, I call her a bitch--yet I'm the one that gets in trouble? We left after 10 minutes and went to another of the 1000's of casinos in the area. Why even bother with this post? Because Green Valley Ranch -doesn't treat everyone the same, -has extremely bad customer service, -and hires people like Alberto --taking my statement completely out of context, offering his unasked for opinion, and threatening to kick me out. I can't believe this place is rated like this--this place is a dump--we only went there because it was in between the people we were meeting. Needless to say, I will NEVER go back--who wants this kind of action (with the lady) with this kind of dealer who takes things out of context, when there are 1000's of casinos in the area? Just wanted to share my experience.

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Output: HORRIBLE. A place so bad I cried in the hotel room! I had my boyfriend coming into town and were both short on money, so I found the cheapest hotel on the strip but since it was a Harrah's property, I wasn't worried. Sometime's you hear "You get what you paid for" quote, but I didn't believe that and I wanted the best for him. Check-In was 40 minutes long, and couldn't believe this was on a sunday. Guess everyone was going the cheap route like us? The hotel room was normal, and of course we didn't need much space so it was cozy but soon as you walk in, it felt like a freezer box! I ran right over to the a/c to turn it off. It was raining outside and Vegas doesn't get a lot of rain so letting the nice rain smell in would make this hotel room so much better but the sliding door wouldn't open, and we had to stick with the hotel room smell. Staying the night with him, I couldn't get use to the chilly room so I turned on the heat and quickly turned it off when the burnt smell filled the room. I had to open the front door and let it air out for 10 minutes. Made my stomach hurt. When you park in the garage, it's a maze trying to find the hotel elevators. No signs, no arrows pointing you in the direction, and when you do see the sign, it's right on top of the elevator. So what was the point of the sign anyway, when you already made it there? One elevator was functioning so we waited 5 minutes for one and when it did come it was full of people, so we would have to wait for second one which we didn't and just found some stairs to go down. Luggage and all. One time in the guest elevators we were going to the lobby and had a full elevator of people. Once on the level the doors on the elevator jammed and they had to forcefully open them to get out. So the next night around 10pm we decided to take the stairs again without even trying to find the elevators, because we parked somewhere different everytime. We found some stairs that we thought were the one's, we took the first time but weren't and ended up on the first level with hotel rooms outside. It was sooo scary being on this level outside in a back alleyway! I was freaking out and couldn't believe this was the same hotel. We found an outside elevator that got us to the second level which had more outside rooms and a door near the stairs where you had to use your roomkey to get back in. Once in the hotel again, I was so angry that rooms would even exist on those ground levels. Who want that kind of danger!?? Vegas isn't a friendly place, and anything could occur back there with no security near. Once back into the room, I cried from being so upset I had picked this hotel for my boyfriend to stay in. I felt horrible, and I will never look back at this hotel.

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Output: If I could give 0 stars, I would. Whenever I order from NewEgg, OnTrac delivers and always just drops the (very expensive) package off in front of my apartment unit door without so much as a knock. I ordered a product from Amazon and chose same-day delivery. The package was to arrive by 8pm, and I was home from 3:30pm onward. When 8pm came and went, I checked the order status. Apparently, the delivery driver stopped by around 7pm and did not even bother to come deliver to my apartment (the address listed), but instead stopped at the leasing office, saw it was closed (duh), and left without leaving so much as a notice. I still have not received my package. AWFUL service; WHY IN THE WORLD WOULD YOU IGNORE THE ADDRESS ON THE PACKAGE AND GO TO THE LEASING OFFICE WITHOUT EVEN SEEING IF THE RECIPIENT IS HOME?!

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Note: I only give out 5 stars to surprisingly EXCEPTIONAL, best-in-class establishments. The portions here are absolutely huge. Appetizers can be large enough to accommodate a reasonable lunch portion, and salads can be large enough for two full portions. Some choices are offered in half portions. Fountain drinks arrive in a large mason jar. At first, I wondered why the glass was so huge. Then I realized it's a matter of convenience for the server so he/she won't have to run back & forth for constant refills. The bisuits are delicious with just a touch of sweetness to them. The apple butter is technically not true apple butter, but it's delicious. The food is delicious, and service is good. Our server was quite friendly, and service was spot on. The hot towel provided at the end of our meal was a particularly nice touch. Give Lucille's a try--it's worth a reasonable wait time and you won't be disappointed! It's good, but not exceptional. In my opinion, I would consider giving a 5-star review if Lucille's reduced the sizes--and accordingly, the prices--of their fare. Reasonable portions at reasonable prices would fit the Southern BBQ joint motif better.