Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A: We kicked off Restaurant Week 2010 at Mesa Grill. When we arrived at 5 o'clock there were very few diners, I'm pretty sure it was just us and two other couples. But as our meal went on the dining room quickly filled. We noshed on the bread basket while we waited for our appetizers, the blue corn muffin wasn't too appealing the bottom looked moldy. The fruit bread was the favorite, and I expected to like it least. Then, we got started on our first course: Roasted Corn Soup Smoked Tomato Salsa and Blue Corn Pancake Barbecued Duck + Habanero Chile-Star Anise Sauce. The soup was decent it had an unusual hint of flavor, I thought squash maybe, but my husband thought it tasted more like seafood. Obviously, we weren't on the same page. The blue corn pancake and duck were very tasty. Again, the blue corn does nothing for its appearance. For the main course we had Blue Corn Crusted Halibut with Salsa Cruda, Sweet 100 tomatoes, capers, jalapeno, Fresh Oregano, Basil and New Mexican Spice Rubbed Pork Tenderloin Bourbon -Ancho Chile Sauce Sweet Potato Tamale Crushed Pecan Butter. The fish was nicely prepared, the presentation was different - thanks to the blue corn it looked liked it had asphalt glistening off the filet. The pork was flavorful as long as you had the crust in every bite. The tamale was unlike your traditional tamale, still tasty, however. Lastly we finished with Coconut Layer Cake and Banana Cream Pie. Both were good, but nothing particularly memorable. Service was very good throughout the meal. All in all, it was a fine meal, it's just that nothing was particularly notable. I can't say I'd return, but I'm happy we took the opportunity to finally give it a try.

Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A: The rooms are very nice, clean and comfortable. Family above us was very loud, early in the morning I could hear them eating stomping on the floor.arguing...chairs sliding etc.. really took away from the experience., We were in the Lily building right behind the office. The parking was horrible, there were never any spots near the building open. Had to dump the in-laws on the curb since they are not able to walk so much. Then Id drive around praying for someone to leave. the casino next door was closer than the parking garage to our building. WiFi is an issue too.. 40 bucks for the week on 1 device.. gosh every hotel we were at on our trip had free WIFI but not the most expensive.. .. I only pay 19.99 a month at home. One of my guests was approached at check in to do the time share presentation. The lady started filling out a form for him for the next morning and he said he may not be able to go but would try, she rudely asked him if he was going or not? He told her he didnt know, she tore up the slip and said never mind have a nice day.. REALLY??? Welcome to Vegas!

Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A:
This place has the potential to be an adult chuck e. cheese for happy-hour-nacho-and-beer-aficionados... however, thats not the experience I had. I sat down and immediately wondered what was in store. What followed (a bland burrito) was both surprising (not in a good way) and disappointing (for the obvious blandness). In short, the food left much to be desired. I did enjoy the kitschy ambiance but it did not make up for subpar food. Venture into this establishment at your own risk.