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An example of an negative review: Just like the others this place is terribly hit or miss. I went twice, got a decent cut the first time from a nice and almost too cool for that kind of place woman and a horrible haircut another time. The woman who cut my hair the second time must have forged her license, she split my hair down the middle and cut everything the same length before I had a chance to say anything; she gave me the worst, most blunt and unflattering haircut I've ever been given. I have also seen that same haircutist (because stylist she certainly isn't) butcher a poor little boy with a botched crew cut, I didn't think it to be possible.

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An example of an negative review: If you enjoy the smell of stale beer, urine, cigarette butts, sewage, low-lifes, cab drivers, STDs, slots that don't pay, bad food and service, rolling in the gutter, bar-b-q that isn't, "the wrong side of the tracks", eating in public restrooms, trashy places full of trashy customers and employees, KING-8 MOTELS and ghetto karaoke then you will LOVE this dump. I am surprised this place exists and STUNNED by all the 5 star reviews. You want cheap food, ANY fast food joint would be better than ELLIS ISLAND. I retired at age 47 and moved here to Vegas from my hometown of Dallas, 25 years ago. I KNOW what "BAR-B-Q" and good food is. ELLIS ISLAND aint the place to go for either unless you are too wasted/ignorant/naive/gulliable to care. The best BAR-B-Q I have found here in VEGAS is at "ROLLIN SMOKE" on S. Highland Dr. Its REAL "BAR-B-Q" and its good.

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An example of an positive review: After 700+ reviews in a year and a half of being here, is it really fair to call this "Secret" Pizza? Okay okay, maybe the moniker is because the place is unmarked, tucked away down a hallway next to a sushi joint, and you really will miss it unless you're looking for it. But it's still the worst-kept secret in the Cosmopolitan. It's thin-crust (but NOT crispy) pizza and for slices, you're limited to handful of choices - cheese, pepperoni, and white pizza. You have more flexibility for toppings if you order a whole pie, but beware the wait. It took us upwards of 35-40 minutes for two pizzas, and save for a half-and-half topping on one of them, we didn't really order anything complicated. I was, however, extremely grateful for the FREE WATER! The white pizza is the standout here. So much garlic and olive oil that it will leave your paper plate soaked. It was a little on the soggy side because of all of the oil, but at 2am, it's exactly what the doctor ordered. If you're wearing insane heels and you've just finished a night of going big at one of the clubs, you will want to sit on the couches outside of the place to relax and eat. There is also a Donkey Kong arcade game inside the place. It's a great way to pass the time, but beware the Kong. It will suck you in, beat you down, frustrate you, tease you, and leave you with a hole in your heart. Have fun.

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An example of an positive review: Its one of my favorite Phoenix hotels. I do love it here. The staff is amazing, the rooms are great and the fitness center is one of the nicest I've seen. As with nearly all hotels, I hate how cramped the restroom are. You can barely sit on the toilet if the door is open and you cannot shower with the door open at all. The only other issue I have is that the fan in the rooms can't be adjusted. I prefer it on all the time when I'm sleeping and thats not possible. However, I keep returning because its a great place in a great location with a great staff. And they have complimentary valet.