Question:
723 had left apparently so i got up fairly quickly . I love the DMV ... they give you numbers and you get to watch them on the tv screen , counting , waiting in anticipation ... " now serving 233 at station number 6 " " Now serving 234 at station number 13 " " Now serving 468 at station number 5 " Just when you think you 're next they call a different number set . I get so excited .... I just once want to yell out " I won ! I won !

Why is the narrator appearing so agitated but also sarcastic at the same time ?
Answer:
They are tired of waiting .

Question:
I was at my cousins christening today . He 's so cute ... he 's very calm too . But his mom , my soon - to - be aunt .. MAN , is she strange ! She fed the baby so her mom cut her her meat ... and her mom put her her jacket on !

What may be the reason she is not yet my aunt ?
Answer:
She is not married to my uncle .

Question:
girls- i binged sooooo much on beer this weekend . honestly , i had about 600 calories a NIGHT on beer alone . plus i ate icecream too :( :( i m soooooo stupid ! i m never gon na get to my goal weight .

Why would the narrator drink so much liquid ?
Answer:
They were trying to party .

Question:
He steeled himself and prepared to knock the Quaffle away from the left - hand scoring hoop . Alicia swerved at the last possible moment and made a mad dash for the right - hand hoop . She threw . Oliver lunged for the Quaffle .

What game am I playing in ?
Answer:
None of the above choices .