Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer: Saw this show on its VIP night. I grew up listening to my dad play some of these guys' bands, and it was really awesome to hear it all live. They have great energy and stage presence. Paul Shortino cracks me up with his dance moves. All of the musicians are excellent at what they do. The audience was singing along to every song and a lot of people were up out of their seats dancing with the music.There are some little skits in between that are kind of cheesy, but they're still entertaining. I enjoyed that in the background they have screens that show photos and facts about the bands they were covering. Overall, I would definitely recommend this show, especially if you like rock music. I'd love to go see it again myself!

Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer: THE BAD NEWS - 2 stars I've been to this store a few times and like most US Cellular stores, it is an unbelievable pain in the butt. You have to wait forever to speak to someone and when you finally get someone, they don't know what they're talking about. I've never had anything but a negative experience with a US Cellular store or with US Cellular for that matter. (No, I'm not a customer. My wife is and cell phones fall under my marital duties. The ONLY reason she is still with US Cellular is because she needs coverage in rural WI.) THE GOOD NEWS - 5 stars The good news is actually great news and it has nothing to do with this particular store but rather the US Cellular kiosk just a short walk away in East Towne Mall. (I was not able to locate the East Towne Mall location in Yelp so I'm writing my ditty here.) I typically try to avoid the mall but I was willing to do anything to avoid a walk-in US Cellular store. I had always heard that the mall stores weren't able to provide all the service of a typical walk-in store. This is false. You can do anything at the kiosk (no phone repair) that can be done at a walk-in store. There was no line. Just two employees who greeted us with gigantic smiles on their faces. Tory and Katie at the East Towne Mall US Cellular store do a fantastic job. Really fantastic. They were extremely friendly and professional and genuinely seemed to care about their job (unlike anyone at any other US Cellular store that I have ever encountered). They actually knew what they were talking about and for the first time ever we walked away with a positive US Cellular experience. My advice is to forgo the nearby US Cellular stores and hit the kiosk at East Towne Mall. Ask for Tory or Katie. They are extremely helpful. I implore the manager of this store to give these two a healthy raise.

Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer:
I am a transplanted Midwesterner, so I love me some breakfast. And by breakfast I mean: Hashbrowns, sausage, bacon, pancakes, and biscuits and gravy. Mike and Rhonda's makes a mean breakfast with huge portions. For $7 you can have bacon/sausage/ham with hashbrowns, 2 eggs, and biscuits & gravy/pancakes/toast. Come hungry or share. They also serve classic american lunch fare: burgers, chicken strips, fries, meatloaf, etc.