Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A: Based on atmosphere and looks alone, this place should smash the opposition out of the park, but I've been three times now and I won't be back. The service is so so so slow. I recently stood at the counter for 20 minutes, two tills, only one operating. Frustrating. The cakes etc lie out for people to inspect, breath and no doubt sneeze all over. You also have to gather your own jam etc. I hate gathering my own jam. The coffee takes too long to come and when it does, it is far from hot enough. That's my summary. When compared to the likes of Peter's Yard, this place needs to get its act together...

Problem: Write a positive yelp review.
A: This is a staple of the Pittsburgh vegan scene even if it's in an unlikely neighborhood. It's off the beaten path, but totally worth it for the delicious food. i got a large bowl of pumpkin/black bean soup, a bagel, and coffee for around $5, which is very reasonable for my student budget. The soup was delectable, and the coffee was quirky and tasted fresh and just different enough to be interesting, while still smooth and full. The building is small and cozy--currently 5 tables and a couch. Through-traffic seems moderate; not too many people but enough others to keep from feeling lonely. They accept credit cards! The bathrooms are amazing and you should definitely make use of them.

Problem: Write a positive yelp review.
A:
Excellent Tex-Mex. Fantastic brisket. Some very creative options on the menu. Good top-shelf margarita too! As a solo diner from out of town, the staff made me feel welcome. Excellent service on all three of my visits.