question: I m so lazy . Today we are going to the gym ! Yahhh . Last nite I made veg sammiches and I was proud . Despite the taco this morning , I m really trying to get in shape .
Q: Why would the narrator have to explain their desire to be fit ?

answer: They just ate something bad .

question: And when I agreed to snap some shots " of the new hat " I guess I was KIND OF joking too . " Okay , get against the wall , " I said , " let 's see that hat ! " Haha !
Q: What may be something I will be doing ?

answer: I will be laughing and kidding around .

question: Ever since I was little , I have been let down . My parents would promise things to me , and then let me down . My friends would ceaselessly disappoint me ... but rather than resign myself silently to a life of disappointment and let - downs , I developed a better tactic -- I expected nothing . I lived a life of the lowest expectations possible .
Q: Why does the narrator feel they should not expect nice things ?

answer:
The narrator never got treated with lots of presents before .