Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

Q: The man sits on the stool as he water skis on the table. The man

A: finishes and puts his head in the mirror.
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Q: The camera pans out as a baton twirler wearing a blue and silver costume enters the stage spins and poses. The baton twirler

A: flips back several times and celebrates with his arms up and polishing.
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Q: A bearded Union General leads a charge. Now, the wall of a toy fort topples as a young boy

A:
watches someone to ease its whizzes by.
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