Question:
ya scoundrel ! I got some more rich bitch stories saved up for another time . I lost my viriginity to my best friend 's adopted Puerto Rican sister .

Why is the narrator sounding so nasty in this narrative ?
Answer:
This person feels that women have wronged him in the past .

Question:
But the first time we left Mat in the house unattended , he chewed up one set , and Ginger finished the other set off by crawling through them and breaking them . We ' ve replaced one , but in order to avoid the new blinds from meeting the same fate as the old ones , they are permanently tied off at the halfway mark . Which means the bottom half of our 6 ft long windows are completely exposed .

Why did the writer tie off their blinds at the halfway mark ?
Answer:
Because their pets destroyed the blinds they had so that was the best solution they could come up with .

Question:
I am going to die of hunger . My mother used the rice that I made last night that I was planning on eating for lunch . Nope , it 's gone .

Why is the narrator feeling so famished ?
Answer:
Their meal prep has already been eaten .

Question:
We tried for one and a half years to make something that we knew would n't work , work . Because we really like each other , we respect each other , and we want to be there for each other . But it just could n't happen .

What happened after they tried for a time to stay together ?
Answer:
The people broke up .