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An example of an positive review: This place is delicious and very good prices. Their coconut rolls are superb. They don't have a menu online or paper menu, I'm assuming they're working on that. So other than that, they're great!

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An example of an negative review: Most terrible service ever, food is ALWAYS made wrong. Literally they can't do anything right. Every time i come in I get terrible service, even after I ask them to repeat my order to me they mess ALWAYS seem to mess something up, whether it's "forgetting" a few things on my order or they make my food all wrong. I keep going back in hoping that the next time will be better than the last, but it's been the opposite of that every time.They always cheat me out of my money, when I say that I mean, I see on my receipt that I did pay for what I asked, and when I get my food I see that I'm missing some food and when I ask for the missing food, they say I still have to pay for then even though I showed them that I already have. I always tip and I'm always the nicest to them, I don't do or say anything to deserve such horrible service. Obviously they need new employees. Long and terrible story short, they are shit and don't go if you don't want a zesty spit dressing in your food.

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An example of an negative review: This deserves no stars. The dance floor was ridiculously small because they rope off the VIP tables and leave you no room. The bouncers or whatever you call them are rude and do nothing to help you if you have a problem with someone. By the end of the night my boyfriend was playing like a running block so people wouldn't push into me just to get to the bar. Do NOT pay for the front of the line tickets. After an hour or so there is no line to get in. The only good thing I can say is that the music was decent. It's a shame this club sucks, we would have been dancing all night if we had any room to do it.

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An example of an negative review: It was our first stay in Monte Carlo; we liked the moderate price and the free buffet deal that Expedia threw in. Our check-in experience was smooth, but the room was just ok: a chair had an obvious hole in it, and the bathtub needed to be replaced; no mini fridge in the room is definitely a disadvantage in LV heat. No wi-fi, just the slow internet at the desk, which means no favorite shows in bed. Don't think the hotel deserves the 4 stars... I'm not quite sure why they charge $22.00 a day resort fee, cuz it definitely didn't feel like a resort. Perhaps if we tried their pool we would have been blown away, but something tells me probably not. Now to a very big unpleasant incident, for which my friend insisted I gave the hotel 1 star. When I opened the curtains to enjoy the view from the 25th floor, I saw... women's panties in the corner of the window seal. Yep, somebody had fun times, but it was definitely TMI for us. And the evidence of poor cleaning services. They sent someone up to clean the room and waived our "resort fee" as a courtesy for inconvenience, but will we be coming back? Me thinks no!