Problem: Write a positive (OPTIONS:
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A: Consistently good pizza. Only place to get good deep dish pizza in the city. This place is better than any of the Sq Hill places people flock to like Mineos.
Q: negative

A: Update - 10/2/13 - Last time I ordered from here, I was NOT impressed. Their food really went downhill. Very disappointing :( Previous review -The place is kinda smoky and ghetto but once in the restaurant part the food is good and the prices are even better. I *LOVE* their pizza!
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer: I have to say I don't really understand where all the great reviews come from. I'm not a foodie . However I have had some amazing experiences with tea houses and was underwhelmed and irritated that I payed so much to be ignored at the English Rose. The reservation process was a joke . No clear information could be given on the event that was going on nor was I asked if I would prefer to be seated outside. I'm pretty sure that TV and High Tea should never be in the same sentence . Alas, amidst all the doilies ,tea pots and glass bells full of FRUIT LOOPS? Was a nice huge flat screen tv. Its charming but so is DisneyLand . I felt like I was at an amusement park, along with the poor customer service and pre frozen food and can someone tell me why I was thirsty at TEA HOUSE. We I assume its because we were seated against the inside wall behind a table of 8 very loud women enjoying their food under the canopies of campy decorative hats .Perhaps we were simply hidden from our server .... Who seemed to be everyone else's server . Not only did our water and tea run dry it remained so until we left . I was unclear as to why there was only one tea provided during high tea, as traditionally three different teas are serve per course . My companion and I ordered different teas and split our pots . We ordered a third a la carte to keep with tradition and it never made it to the table . Now lets talk about the food . For the love of god do not order the high tea option . Anytime the server says the imported , presume there is not a qualified chef in your company, and more than one menu item has been pre packaged .. Sandwiches were not fresh the salmon was very strong and they all had the same cream cheese base . I felt like I was tasting a cheese ball sampler on stale bread. The Scones were huge! And very dry ( which might have been why we ran out of water), more of a gravy biscuit . And the desserts . Terrible .... Old .... Frozen and just so damn depressing . I know from experience when chocolate coating has a chalky coating its old... Or a sticky coating it hasn't been stored properly . The poor tartlets were rock hard and tasted of manteca rather than butter. Their mandarin tops were as dry as the desert and the custard was runny ( like egg yolk runny) there are few foods that I would consider spitting out in a restaurant . This tart was one of them . The strawberries and cupcakes get great raves . Because some local bakery made them the day before and they are fresher than most of what comes out of that kitchen . The rosemary shortbread cookies and what assume were tiny eclairs were half nibbled on as well. I'm giving it a one star review because its charming and if you have money to blow on your children it's a great place for them because they have not developed their palettes .Or could careless about customer service. Don't drive 45 minutes expecting great things its very touristy and all that term encompasses .
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Output: We were waiting in line when these two rude couples asked us to move so they could shrink under the barrier that formed the line. They were behind us the rest of the time and once we arrived at the cashier the lady jumped ahead of us. I told the cashier gently and nicely that we were in fact in front of these couples and she rudely asked us what we wanted. The cashier (an elder caucasian) women then said "wow, you must be really hungry". My boyfriend nor I are even slightly overweight but her inclination is that we were either COWS or that we were SO RUDE to stand up for our much awaited position in the line. When we were waiting for the hostess, the cashier actually apologized to the rude couples for our behavior!!!? What? The night before we ate here as our dinner was included with show tickets and we were staying at the hotel and our drink order was never taken. Eventually the manager came to us as I think he noticed and apologized profusely and proceeded to serve us throughout the rest of the meal which we thought was nice. However, the food for lunch was the same and as mediocre as the dinner. We felt somewhat duped after staying for two days in their "nicest" suit to then be treated like this. Need I say more?
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output: I showed up here after work to get a burger and fries on Saturday night at 410am. The posted hours on the door read open until 5. The employees inside locked the door, then proceeded to laugh and ignore me. Unprofessional, and infuriating.
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer:
Service was very slow at lunch. Pizza was ok - have had better pizza at their other locations.