Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer: Useta eat here once in a while. Was below average, which surprised me since the area is a bunch of wanna be snobs. But last time I got food poisoning. Will not be goin back.

Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer: I have a small art gallery at the Emergency Arts co-op down the street and was looking for a place to grab quick eats while setting up the gallery and installing our first show. I love, love, love hole-in-the-wall pizza places, so we gave Uncle Joe's a whirl. The 2 slices of cheese pizza and a drink for 4.00 is perfect to split with a friend and the price can't be beat. We become instant fans and we came here a lot until... ...my husband came down with food poisoning from the cheese pizza one night. We're a little scared to go back now.

Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

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Sarah Miller - tattoo artist extreme - Jester's Court South Side Express yourself! No two words better exemplify the maxim of humanity's obsession with conveying the heart and soul of one's existence to others. It is an obsession that is boundless and cannot be constrained or relegated to any single medium or talent. It is the driving mechanism behind our existence and at all times an unquenchable desire. While we all are driven by the need to express who we are, what we feel, what we care about, and our dreams and aspirations, membership and utilization of most mediums of expression are limited to time, talent, and available audience. However, one timeless medium of expression circumvents all such prerequisites that hinder access to free expression and the open conveyance of thought. From the dawn of time individuals have sought out talented artists to serve as mediums to convey their inner most thoughts and desires on the most enduring and permanent of canvases, their bodies. This is the beauty of Tattoo. It allows for the most unique of collaborations in which anyone regardless of ability or talent can, through the skill of another, express themselves without reservation or limitation on a living canvas they literally take with them wherever they go. The real challenge facing those wishing to utilize this medium of expression is in finding not just a talented artist, but rather an artist that understands that ultimately it is the owner of the canvas who is conveying what resides within and not the artist. In reality, the artist is utilizing their craft to free the artistic expression that was previously trapped within the soul of the canvas. While there are many that call themselves tattoo artists, few realize the true role they play in what is the purest of collaborative works, and that is the difference between just another tattoo and a work of art. Fortunately for Pittsburgh we have such an artist creating works of art on living canvases in our midst and her name is Sarah Miller. Her talent at tattoo is only outdone by her desire to help her clients freely express themselves in a manner that is unique to them and truly one of a kind. She is refreshingly honest with her clients and listens to them because at the end of the day she believes in the truism that it is better to give than receive and that nothing can compare with giving people the ability to freely express themselves, and such is revealed by the look on their faces when they realize that she has helped them to do just that. To collaborate with Sarah is to explore a true odyssey into the depths of imagination, both yours and hers. Although Sarah has been honing her artistic talents for years, including graduating with honors from the Art Institute of Pittsburgh, where she garnered several awards for her works of art, she is still young enough in the business of tattoo to allow her excitement to show during those moments of epiphany that can come when artist and client share both the vision and the fruition of the vision becoming a reality. There is an old adage, "A good meal is worth the wait." Well having experienced Sarah's artistic talent firsthand, and having many times observed her work on others, I can say, "A great tattoo is worth the discomfort." Truth is there is a fine line between pain and pleasure and if you are willing to endure the minimal discomfort that comes while under Sarah's skilled hands than you are sure to enjoy the pleasure of a true work of art that tells a story that is uniquely your own. Sarah Miller currently plies her craft at Jester's Court on the south side of Pittsburgh located at 1410 East Carson Street. The shop is quaint and has a very relaxed atmosphere, and truth be told has a wide range of clients from all economic levels. You see what separates the tattoo business from all others is that people come not because of the shop, but rather, because of the artist. Because once you experience the finished product of a truly wondrous collaboration a bond forms that produces a loyalty that neither time nor distance can sever. Sarah has many loyal clients both here and in her home state of New York and is in constant demand to do guest spots in the five boroughs of New York City. Sarah has consistently won numerous awards at both tattoo and art conventions and her reputation is both growing and spreading fast. How long Sarah will remain at Jester's Court, or even in the burgh, is a matter known only to the Gods of fate and opportunity, but I can tell you this, having experience the work of others in the past, when it comes to tattoo I only see Sarah Miller in my future, and so should you.