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Output: Overrated. No, make that vastly overrated. There, I feel better, I needed to get that off my chest. When Glass Nickel Pizza burst on to the scene in the late '90s, they mopped the floor against weak-ass competition like Domino's, Pizza Pit and Rocky Rococo with their innovative topping combinations and fresh ingredients. However, as local pizza market has evolved (enter Pizza Brutta, Salvatore's, Cafe Porta Alba, Grampa's, etc.), GNP was content to rest on their laurels. Now it's GNP getting their butt handed to them by the new breed of pizzerias. So word to the wise, ignore those "Best of Madison" accolades, they are based on past reputation and not current performance. The problems with GNP start with the crust - dense and largely flavorless, it overwhelms the other components of the pizza. It's all chew and no crunch. It also tends to be soggy in the middle, especially when you order vegetable or soft cheese toppings (yeah Fetalicious, I'm talking about you). The tomato sauce is OK, not as bright as I would like and at times, a little too sweet. Their pies could use more sauce to balance out all that bland crust. The quality of the cheese is a step below Madison's top tier pizza joints and a step above the Pizza Huts of the world. Topping quantity varies from order to order. Sometimes GNP generously applies the toppings, while other times Scrooge McDuck seems to be in charge of the topping dispensing operation. If you handed me a slice of Glass Nickel Pizza, I'd certainly eat it, but it's not a destination for a great slice of pizza anymore.

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Output: Every time is just as good if not better than the last. Thank god I don't live closer I would be here every day! On this visit the bread was extremely fresh and added to the overall awesomeness of Corleone's. Keep up the good work!!!

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Output: I purchased a Groupon for $99. After scheduling and confirming my appt.- and taking the morning off - no one showed. I contacted Mad Mobile who said they are no longer honoring Groupons and to contact Groupon for my refund. No one had the courtesy to email or call to let me know they were cancelling my appt. I am beyond furious. Someone must have told them lack of common courtesy is the way to go.

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Misleading, and very low quality burgers......McDonalds Angus Style......it sucked. Nuff Said. Only if there is nothing left to eat....go here. Whoever wrote the other reviews has never set foot into a real Burger place that has the Fresh Ground beef. They have the kitchen to do it......buy a meat grinder and start grinding daily, charge more and make more.....and watch your sales GROW!