TASK DEFINITION: Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context
PROBLEM: The child does not appear to enjoy it. The child

SOLUTION: checks the screen now.

PROBLEM: The trees ahead are moving. At first, it just seems to be the wind blowing the branches, but as we hear the wood cracking and groaning, there's no mistaking it: they

SOLUTION: get out of the flatbed truck.

PROBLEM: Someone serves up a plate of North Pole - style fried bologna for himself and puts it on the breakfast bar. The kid

SOLUTION:
gets to the back of the van.