Write an article based on this "Peel your potatoes, if desired. Cut your chips into your desired width and shape. Rinse the potatoes and pat them dry with paper towels."
article: If you're not going to peel them, rinse and scrub the skins to remove any excess dirt. You want to use potatoes with a low water content -- Russet are often the best, but white and petite potatoes can do in a pinch. Depending on your personal preferences you can cut the chips however you'd like. Note that thinner cuts lead to crispier fires, while thicker chips will retain more of their soft, pillowy interior: French fries are strips as long as the length of the potato, roughly 1/2" (1.3 cm) thick Chips are round 1/2" (1.3 cm) thick cross-sections of the potato, cut lengthwise through Wedges are usually 1-inch (2.5 cm) thick, cut by creating 3 cuts through the end of the end of the potato in a star shape. This removes excess water, which slows down frying. The big goal when frying potatoes is to make sure they are crispy -- and excess water makes this difficult. Use paper towels to blot away as much water from the outside of the potatoes as you can.

Write an article based on this "Practice good hygiene by bathing daily and using personal products. Wash and moisturize your face twice a day. Care for your skin by applying sunscreen and staying hydrated. Care for your hands and feet, including your nails. Brush your teeth twice a day to maintain your smile. Support your health by exercising daily and eating nutritious foods."
article: Take a bath or shower at least once a day to keep yourself clean. Additionally, apply deodorant to control your body odor, and use a moisturizer to keep your skin soft and nourished. This will help you maintain clean, healthy skin. Use a mild soap or body wash to cleanse your body. Wash your hair 2-3 times a week or as needed. Use conditioner after washing your hair or between washes to keep your hair soft and smooth. Use a mild cleanser and warm water to clean your face. Pat your face dry with a clean towel. Then, follow with a facial moisturizer to seal in the moisture. Do this every morning and evening for healthy skin. Choose a lightweight day cream for the morning and a thicker night cream for use before bed. Exfoliate your skin twice a week with a chemical or manual exfoliator. For instance, an exfoliating face wash works great. Cover your skin in sunscreen before spending time outdoors. Doing so will protect you from sun damage and wrinkles. Additionally, drink at least 2 to 10 cups (0.47 to 2.37L) of water daily so you stay hydrated. This will keep your skin soft and supple with moisture. Choose a broad spectrum sunscreen that's at least SPF 15. Your hands and feet go through a lot every day, so give them lots of care. Apply moisturizer to your hands and feet daily before bed. Additionally, trim and file your nails weekly so they are in good shape. If you like, paint your fingernails or toenails once a week. You don't need to do this to be beautiful, but it might make you feel good. Choose a toothpaste that contains fluoride to protect against cavities. This will keep your teeth clean and healthy, which will give you a healthy smile. Make a habit of brushing every morning after you wake up and every evening before bed. Floss before you brush once a day, such as before bed. Get a dental check-up and cleaning every 6 months to keep your smile clean and healthy. If you feel like your teeth are discolored, try teeth whitening solutions. Healthy bodies come in all shapes and sizes. The best way to keep your body healthy is to eat well and stay active. Talk to your doctor to find out if you need to make changes to your diet or exercise regimen. Aim to get 150 minutes of exercise every week or to exercise at least 30 minutes a day 5-7 days a week. Build your meals around lean proteins and fresh produce. Avoid foods that are processed or high in sugar. However, it's okay to eat your favorite foods in moderation, so don't feel like you need to restrict yourself.

Write an article based on this "Familiarize yourself with local laws/codes. Call animal control. Call the police. Pursue legal action."
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Involving the authorities should be your last recourse for a barking dog, because it is likely to take a good bit of time and effort to secure an acceptable resolution, and is sure to make your relationship with your neighbor uncomfortable at best and quite possibly openly hostile. But, if you have exhausted other options and/or see no alternative, make sure you know your rights and how to assert them. Some municipalities have specific codes regarding barking dogs, while others include it within nuisance or noise ordinances. Within a single metropolitan area, local codes can vary widely, so contact your local government authority for clarification. If you and your neighbor are both part of a neighborhood association, there may be codes that cover barking dogs. Similarly, if you are renters (especially if you have the same landlord), look into the terms of your lease. Some municipalities may provide, or be able to refer you to, mediation services (binding or non-binding) to keep such disputes out of the courts. Contact your local government, district attorney's office, or small claims court to inquire. The days of the dog catcher coming around unannounced and snatching up problem dogs is over, but your local animal control service may be able to intervene for you. Contact the service to find out whether it handles nuisance barking, or whether you need to involve the police first. You may need to be persistent in your calls and/or be able to provide evidence that the dog is a nuisance for animal control to act. Call animal control right away if the dog is barking because it is in pain, has trapped itself in a small area, has tangled its chain, or is otherwise unable to access water. Contact the owner first if you are comfortable doing so, but don't ignore a suffering dog that is not receiving proper care. Involving the police will usually either immediately escalate or immediately resolve the situation. Your amount of preparation beforehand may well make the difference. Once you make yourself familiar with the relevant dog/noise/nuisance ordinance(s) in your area, call the non-emergency police number to report a violation. Unless your local police uses the emergency number (such as 911) for all calls, do not call it to make a barking dog complaint. It is conceivable that you may be cited for misuse of the emergency line. Many police departments and other services require you to prove that the barking is extreme before they can take action. Here is where your record-keeping log book, recordings, statements from other neighbors, etc. can prove invaluable in supporting your claim. Once the police are involved, your neighbor may feel besieged and try to frame the issue as a dispute between neighbors, in which you are primarily at fault for some reason. This is why it is essential to never give him ammunition to use against you by making threats, shouting, swearing, accosting the dog in any way, etc. If you need to go to court to prove a noise/nuisance violation, come prepared with the evidence you have gathered. Calmly and clearly establish your case. You may be able to sue your neighbor in small claims court for causing you loss of enjoyment of your home and property. You're not going to strike it rich this way (and may even end up losing money in the process), but if you provide a clear, strong case supported by documented evidence, you may be able to get your neighbor to finally quiet that dog. If you find that the local laws regarding nuisance dogs are lacking in your area, start a petition and contact your elected leaders.