Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: It's IHOP, do you really want to read my review on the largest chain ever? come here for breakfast, it's satisfying. And if you're coming here for lunch or breakfast......you must be lost or scared of the local restaurants.
Q: negative

A: We went here on a Wednesday evening to have dinner with some friends for a birthday. I was told that they have "the best food in town". You have to remember that this town is very small and riddled with fast food and a few chain restaurants, so there is not much in the way of competition. I was also told that they serve "authentic Mexican" food. I had the ground beef chimichanga which comes with beans and rice, sour cream and guacamole. My wife had the Carne Asada which came with beans and rice and tortillas. The chimi that I had was very good. Perfectly cooked and seasoned. The Carne Asada, on the other hand, was something other than good. It had a very weird flavor that I could not pinpoint and was very tough. We also ordered the cheese sauce on the side to use as a dip with the chips and salsa (the salsa was very good and had just the right amount of heat). The cheese sauce was, to put it plainly, gross. It tasted like it had mustard in it, a very tangy and almost vinegar-like after taste. It was just plain nasty. The service was extremely slow and refills were hard to come by. The place itself was dirty, stained ceiling tiles and stains on the walls, the restrooms are in need of an extreme makeover and I am not sure if the air conditioning was off or just set really high, but when you are sweating just sitting there and it is 113 out, something is wrong. I just don't think that we will go back. Oh, I almost forgot, we ordered a side of pickled jalapenos to eat with our dinner. They were very dry and almost tasteless and no heat what so ever, they could have been pickled green peppers for all I know. BTW no alcohol at all. Not a deal breaker but I thought you might want to know!
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer: It's 2015, what legit business only takes cash or checks? Who carries that with them anymore? I'll take my business elsewhere.
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Output: After wanting to check out this place for a while, a friend and I decided to check it out during PGH Restaurant week - we were not disappointed. After being seated, we checked out the menu - my friend ordered the restaurant week special (brussels sprout appetizer, trout, desert) and I opted for the duck testicles and cassoulet (pork belly, chicken hearts, oxtail). The brussels sprouts and duck testicles arrived - the duck was good - nice flavor and something I would consider ordering again even though it is a little out there - but the brussels sprouts were from another planet. I don't know exactly what they did, but it almost seemed like they had a general tso's flavor to them - I would recommend them to anyone. Mains arrived right after we were finished with appetizers - perfectly timed - the cassoulet was great - balanced flavors and the pork belly in it just fell apart. The trout was light, flavorful - I would consider ordering both again. We tried the flour-less chocolate cake with the beet ice-cream for desert - the chocolate was rich, but not overly sweet and the beet ice-cream was good. The service was great the entire time - attentive but not too much. Overall, great experience and this place will be added to my list of places in the city that I would happily return to...
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output: This is my 2nd time here and I thought that I attributed the satisfaction of my first visit due to the fact I was sooooo hungry. Well my 2nd time and for a Chinese Buffet, this place is fantastic. The restaurant itself is very clean. The buffet is also very clean and even though I showed up within an hour of closing, they were still bringing out fresh entrees. The amount of choice is less than just about all the Chinese Buffets that I have ever been too, but in my opinion they make up for that in delicious food. All the patrons here are American, so this isn't the Asian place where the Asians eat. It's very non-spicy, non-original food, but it's fresh and good tasting. I would certainly return. Giving it 7.5 Knuckles out of 11.
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output:
The food was ok at best the waiter sucked for being the same owners as Vic and Anthony steakhouse the two don't compare to each other this place reminds me of a over priced joes crab shack with bad service