Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer: Visiting Charlotte & found this place on Yelp. Food was awesome and would definitely go back. Guacamole rocks!

Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer: The only reason this got a star at all was cause the servers were very fast. And the had the most amazing calorie free flavored water. Not that I could give the place zero stars but for food it totally sucked we only went there cause we where looking for a shop in the hotel. Let's start with there shrimp still had the shit sack in them. (That's what Gordon Ramsey calls it.) either way gross. The mashed potatoes where sour? I told my fiance don't eat them what ever cream they used went bad long ago gag. There was almost nothing to eat cause half the buffet was not even running and it was 7 pm when we went.there desserts were nasty. How can you fuck up cake and what not? Well they did I was pissed for what we paid it was nasty. The only thing not bad was the California rolls which you can't fuck up fake crab. But am sure they could.DO NOT WASTE YOUR MONEY!

Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer:
I've been seeing Lauretta for a few months now, and she has been nothing short of excellent! She uses only the best products which produce the best results! She's so sweet and professional, great skin rules and so does she!