question: .... i do nt do dead people .. but we are going for drinks afterward .... its jenni 's grandma that died . its been a long time coming too !

OPTIONS:
- They do not like to go to funerals .
- None of the above choices .
- It was their grandma that died .
- They are getting drinks during the funeral .
Q: Which of the following is true of the narrator ?

answer: They do not like to go to funerals .
QUES: Since I got him that BBQ grill in July , every Friday and Saturday I come home late late at night and I drive into the driveway and he opens the garage door for me . Yes he does , because I do n't have to walk another 50 ft to the front door and walk up a few steps , he just opens the garage door and let me in . It seems like nothing to anyone , but it means a lot to me !

Question with options: Who may I be currently describing ?
OPTIONS:
- None of the above choices .
- my father
- my kid
- My husband
ANS: My husband
Problem: One might say that I ' m being all Raj Thackeray - ish ( or 90 's Bal Thackeray - ish ) but the Marathi manoos of today has got to err on the side of caution these days . Maybe this is what is called overkill or what being cranky and nitpicky is all about - or all of the above . NB : Given the absurdity of statements one gets to hear these days , I unfortunately find it necessary to clarify that I am actually kidding . If you ca n't joke about religion , what can you joke about ?

Why does the speaker feel the need to clarify that they are only joking ?
OPTIONS:
- They are a family friendly entertainment channel and they do n't want to have a negative influence on younger viewers
- They are sponsored by a company that requires them to not say anything that can be deemed offensive
- We live in an increasingly politically correct cultural climate , and the speaker is simply trying to abide by this
- In order for their site to accept credit card payments , the processor requires them to not say anything too questionable

A: We live in an increasingly politically correct cultural climate , and the speaker is simply trying to abide by this
Question:
I always tease my kids by showing them pictures of myself at twenty , and twenty - five , and thirty . I tell them , " Look , your old man had a full head of hair right up until you started showing up . " They giggle , partly because it 's true , but mostly because they also know it was inevitable and the timing was simply serendipity .
Answer the following question: What may be the reason to show my kids those pictures ?
OPTIONS:
- To lie to them about my past .
- To scare my kids
- To make my kids laugh at me
- To let kids know what i was like when I was younger
Answer:
To let kids know what i was like when I was younger
Question:
As my darling wife put it , " Nothing I could n't figure out how to do in 30 minutes " . Previously we 'd seen some amazing feats of skill at Devil 's Point , things never seen elsewhere . " Really , a somersault whilst spinning poi ?

What may be a fact about the speaker 's wife ?
OPTIONS:
- None of the above choices .
- She is a quick learner .
- She is good at learning on the go .
- She wants to make her husband proud .
Answer:
She is a quick learner .
Question:
a creative team meeting took place at our house last night to go over the upcoming series for the rest of the year at ridgepoint church . there are some big concepts that are going to take fruition and i ' m excited to see how everything is going to pan out . after last night , i no longer have to figure out how to make text look like real glass , which is kind of a plus . i may still figure it out just as a challenge and to know that i could do it .
Answer the following question: What may happen after the team meeting ?
OPTIONS:
- Plans will be put into place
- None of the above choices .
- Church plans will fall through .
- No funding will be available .
Answer:
Plans will be put into place