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Output: Like an evil health insurance company, U.S. Airways is always looking for new ways to rob its customers with fees. I'll never forget how U.S. Airways refused to give me a cup of potable water on a flight when I had bronchitis because I didn't have cash to buy a bottle. This airline is America's worst!

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Output: The Pirates and PNC Park have made me a genuine baseball fan, but Manny's BBQ broke my heart. This review is not about the great stadium, or the view, the helpful customer service agents (yes, really), the fun walk across the Carson and Clemente bridges, or the fact that I will root for the Pirates even if they inexplicably find themselves trailing the Brewers after just five minutes in the first inning. This is about a sandwich that I paid dearly for, a Pulled Pork Stacker that did not live up to the greatness of its potential, a salt lick of a meal topped off with flabby, overcooked pierogies. With a few tweaks and a little more care, it would have been a fine thing. Instead, I'm left thinking "I should have taken it back." I am the polar opposite of a picky eater, but substandard barbeque is something I cannot abide. Leaving the park after the game, I saw half a dozen interesting-looking restaurants in the Cultural District that had stayed open in hopes of wooing postgame business - maybe that's my new game-winning strategy, even if the Pirates lose.

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Output: Still remains a go to place for my sushi fix!! Happy Hour times are still best time. Great way to end the week!!

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Ok fuck this place. I ordered a lunch sandwich and underneath "lunch" on the menu, it says that all lunch orders come with a side of your choice. When I got back to my car I realized the kid behind the counter never asked me what side I wanted. So I went back in with my receipt and the kid told me it was a typo and it didn't come with a side but the asked his manager (a woman with a foreign accent) who was extremely rude to him yelling, "so what did you need? What are you asking me!?" And the kid simply asked her if I could just have the side figuring that's exactly what it says on the menu. The manager, piece of shit lady, then looks at me and asks me "what exactly I wanted!?" (Mind you she was extremely rude to me) which my response was to her was if I was inconveniencing her and all of the sudden she turned super nice but it was too late because she had already pushed me right into bitch mode from her being so rude not only to her employee but to me as well. I grabbed a bag of chips and stormed out. This was the worst experience ever to where I got into a yelling match at a manager. That lady is a straight up cunt and I'll never go back. I feel sorry for the employees there that have to deal with her on a daily basis. Will definitely be writing to corporate.