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Output: I used to find Guy Fieri of "Diners Drive-Ins and Dives" mildly amusing, but when I discovered that he is promoting a place like Thee Pitts Again and bypassing true local gems like LoLo's and Welcome Diner, I decided he needs a palate check. Hubby and I actually went after seeing it on the show, in spite of the piggy kitsch factor. The zucchini app was mushy on the inside and crispy on the outside (due to too much greasy tempura, in my opinion). My pulled pork was acceptable, but the ribs were scant on meat and drowning in sauce. I got the waiter to spill the beans on the mashed potatoes- 1/2 real and 1/2 instant, and they were so garlicky they were acrid. Hubby got the only moderately tasty thing we ordered- the pork tenderloin. Two HUGE pieces breaded in the same tempura as the zucchini- very moist, somewhat bland, and definitely a heart attack waiting to happen. We took the second piece home and split it for dinner the next day. Hubby liked his potato salad well enough, and the cornbread was OK in taste but very crumbly and therefore hard to eat. No need for us to return.

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Output: Took my 5 year old daughter here for trouble breathing. Dr Gohwari was the ER doctor and didn't even listen to myself or my daughter as to our concerns for bringing her there. It was as if he had already diagnosed her before we even spoke to him. He and his nurse Paul were very pompous in attitude and thought they walked on water you could tell. Bottom line if I hadn't requested he actually check her airways he would have sent us home with nothing but a breathing treatment and some pepcid, but luckily they took a chest xray and found bronchitis. Several days later we found out she had an Autonomic Seizure and because he wouldn't listen to us he missed it. She has epilepsy already but never had a seizure like that before and I tried to explain that to him and tell him I was confused as to what I had seen but he was too busy and important to hear me. Then a female nurse came out to the waiting room to let me know if I wasn't happy I could take my daughter to another hospital with a pediatric ER. Hmmmm I kinda thought if my daughter wasn't breathing well I could go to the closest ER for help but I guess not. Any way if you have a choice I wouldn't take my child there if I were you and if you have to try not to get him as a doctor. We wrote a more detailed letter to the Nevada Medical Board.

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Output: I've heard about this place, word travels fast in space.... it is what it is, a fast, inexpensive, easy, no waiting, clean and friendly place to grab a quick bite. Oh, and it's good too. It's been said already and I'll repeat it - it's like a sandwich shop with a decent selection of toppings, spreads and sauces. The only thing I was a little disappointed with is that I was expecting more Mediterranean items, with the exception of the souvlaki chicken (which I had and was quite good) and humus and feta cheese, the majority of the pita options were of your typical deli style choices, roast beef, ham, etc. doesn't mean it's not good, just a bit different than I was expecting. I got the souvlaki chicken, not breast meat but still good, grilled to order, warm and soft pita, fresh tasting. What more can you ask for, and pay less than $7 for? Yes, if it was free it'd be even better but either way, enjoy if you're in the area!

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Molly is a hair genius! :-) I am Ecstatic about my cut and color! The whole staff is friendly and upbeat. The entire experience is brilliant! Molly did an amazing consult, had tons of ideas and options, and took the time to explain everything she did and everything she was using. The Wash House experience is also amazing! Love love love it all! Can't wait to go back!