Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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A: My girlfriends and I stayed here for two nights in the Towers. The room was pretty spacious but it wasn't so spotless. The carpets had dark stains and there were sticky spots! Eww. Also, the electricity in our bathroom had gone out, it was probably due to all the hair appliances my friends and I had plugged on at the same time. Our bad. When I called the front desk they told me that the engineer would be coming in our room to fix it in 30 minutes. Well....he was about 1 and a half hours late! I'm glad I had the experience to stay here once but I wouldn't stay here again.
Q: positive

A: This place is just down the road from me and I wish I frequented it more often. It's got a distinct DC Ranch vibe, so be forewarned, you should put on your nice shoes before you head out. The food is so vibrant, though. Don't expect the stuffy steaks and salmon fillets you'd find at other spots in the neighborhood. I've been a couple of times and each time I've been pleased. The atmosphere is lively and loud, but it's got an intimate, classy interior and a rockin' patio that overlooks the McDowells. I've heard people complain that the employees are too stuffy, but I've never had a problem. Their bar rules, the cocktails are pricey but extremely satisfying and the desserts do not disappoint. I just have to go ahead and recommend about every damn thing on the menu. It's constantly revolving, so I won't get too specific, but think spicy Spanish plates to share. They have excellent homefry-like little nuggets of spuds that are dipped in a spicy red aoili and fried up. I had a piece of grouper that was unbelievable. And the beef spare rib fell off the bone, and had some nice spice and smokiness. Overall, it's a great weekend spot... even better with a bigger group so you can try lots of plates and share. It's hard to find any tapas spots this far north, and it's certainly one of the better spots in the neighborhood.
Problem: What would be an example of an positive (OPTIONS:
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Answer: We had high hopes having had lunch at the restaurant during the summer. The space is created to make you feel as if you are inside a wine cave or barrel, and it works and is really quite lovely. And the service is most efficient. The food was disappointing. The coq au vin was flavorless. The rare tuna in a surf and turf salad of tuna and pork belly was tough and also without taste. Nor did the greens thrown on the plate with a little dressing add any flavor or much texture to the salad. The winter squash soup was pretty good. But there were so many things added to it - thinly sliced bacon, some berry coulis and an unknown ingredient - it was overkill. Maybe it was an off night. We are not rushing back.
Input: OPTIONS:
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Output: It's barely worth one star. I have given this place 4 chances solely based on how good the food is. My wife and I have gone 2 times before the remodel and now last night was the second and last after remodel. The service is horrible! Either you don't get acknowledge when you are first seated or it take 15min for a beer and 30-45 min for food. That's if they bring you the right food. I blame the management because there is none. I have never had a manager come by my table as with all other restaurants. This place needs a John Taffer makeover badly! It's really sad cause the food is good and it's near my house! Oh well they are on my list of "no return".
input: Write a negative yelp review (OPTIONS:
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output: This place was pretty hyped up to me. I was in anticipation of something great. I can overlook the fact that my order was screwed up and had to be remade - that can happen anywhere. I got the fries in the olive oil and they did taste good, but were soggy and the bottom ones were left in an oil "soup." The burger itself was unremarkable. The meat did seem to have a specific taste to it, but any taste it had was overshadowed by the large bun. It's almost as if the burger had no taste at all. In the end, my throat was coated by something in either the fries or the burger that I was attempting to spit out all day, and similar to another review I read, I had a stomachache for the rest of the night. On the plus side, the service was great and the people were really nice. Maybe the stomach issue could be attibuted to the fact that I'm not for the most part used to grossly unhealthy food. If I ate McDonald's after years of not touching it, I would have a similar experience. Given the option, I would instead go "Fat", "Five", or just go in and out. I can't imagine that I would return here.
input: Write a negative yelp review (OPTIONS:
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output:
terrible, immature and rude service. unfortunately. very disappointing. food average.