Here 's me and " my Dave friend " in front of Colbert 's portrait at the National Portrait Gallery . Sorry it 's not a good pic , and so late . ( Jan 18th I think we went ? ) Disposable camera , Rite - Aid photo processing , scanned on my old scanner .

A: Why did the picture come out so poorly ?

I talked to my landlord and she said they 'd been living there since September 1st and just had n't gotten around to notifying me yet . She said there was n't much of the deposit left because she used it for all of August AND for advertising ( Pennysaver , Craigslist , things like that ) . Then she said that she had 21 days to give me the remainder back after I gave her the keys .

A: What was the reason for the ads ?

As we count down the months until we can get into a house , I have become more and more conscious of all the " extras " we have in the apartment . I am desperate to get rid of some of it - including some clothing and shoes which I got rid of yesterday . Now I can actually fit the clothes I do wear into my closet and dresser and all my shoes ( almost ) fit in my shoe rack . Success .

A: Why does she despair ?

! I mean really this is probably the only forum I really REALLY enjoy and because Telkom are morons , I can not spend any fucking time there ! ! ! ! ! Right now , this makes me want to cut my wrists ! ! ! ! Seriously ! ! ! Why ? ? ? ?

A:
Why does the author say they want to cut their wrists ?