Question:
I do n't know how we got on the subject but the wife and I were talking about things our parents and grandparents used to tell us when we were little . stupid things . really really stupid things .
Answer the following question: What does the narrator think of their grandparents ' adages ?
OPTIONS:
- They were wise .
- They were learned .
- None of the above choices .
- They were ridiculous .
Answer:
They were ridiculous .
Question:
I ' m going to be honest and admit that if I did n't gain weight , I 'd be the crappiest eater in the whole world . I 'd live on donuts , pie , soda , and other things that could be zapped in the microwave . Laziness and I are BFFs .

What type of foods can be zapped in the microwave .
OPTIONS:
- Bananas are zapped to preserve them .
- None of the above choices .
- You can zap things from other planets in a microwave with your ray gun .
- Fresh fruits are zapped to keep them crisp
Answer:
None of the above choices .
IN: I do n't regret writing my letter as I did . because everything that I had written , was from my heart that I spent writing for days , I thought about my feelings , confirmed it , read it again , and confirmed it enough to say , this is how I felt . because I made sure that everything that I wrote on that letter , was true and completly true .
What may happen after I finish writing the letter ?
OPTIONS:
- I made sure the contents of the letter were accurate .
- I send it without taking a second glance at it .
- None of the above choices .
- I scrap it and start a new letter .

OUT: I made sure the contents of the letter were accurate .
I sign up at work , then go home and check my email ... and I have a beta key . Thank god ... my boyfriend was really upset that he did n't have one .

OPTIONS:
- The narrator sells beta keys .
- The narrator is a boyfriend .
- The narrator works at home .
- The narrator is a gamer .
Answer the following question: Which of the following is true of the narrator ?

The narrator is a gamer .
question: They came . Scratching at the door , my friends and neighbours . I looked them in the eye just so I could know that they were n't there anymore . I shot them . I shot them dead , again , my friends and neighbours .

OPTIONS:
- He shot them because they were using a battering ram on his door .
- He shot them because they were zombies .
- He was dreaming that he shot the neighbors at his door .
- The Neighbors on the other side of the door all had guns as well .
Q: Why did the narrator shoot his friends and Neighbors ?

answer: He shot them because they were zombies .
IN: so i get in this morning and started looking through my in - box . I had gotten a request totally in dutch . I had to scramble to find out first what language it was in google . then actually figure out what was being asked .
Why was the narrator unable to read their email ?
OPTIONS:
- None of the above choices .
- It was in Dutch .
- It had a virus .
- Their inbox was n't working .

OUT:
It was in Dutch .