Problem: Write a positive (OPTIONS:
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A: The food here is always great and they are always quick to give you your order.I'll always keep coming back!
Q: positive

A: I love going to Gaudin Ford. They always do terrific work on my car and always go above and beyond. The waiting area is great and allows me to work while I wait for my car to get done. Everyone is extremely helpful and friendly. Highly recommend to others.
Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer: Just wanted to update that I NEVER received a phone call from this office for the follow up appointment. Amazing- especially since I was diagnosed with an eye infection by a much better Dr. This place SUCKS
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Output: Same sandwich, different wrapper. Subway, Quiznos, Port of Subs, whatever, they are all the same
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output: Avoid this restaurant like the bubonic plague unless you're an ultra pretentious prick with a huge raging erection for Japanese stuff. Sure, the interior decor is nice, the waitresses are dressed like geishas, and there are plenty of Chinese coolies working in the backroom, but it does not justify the fact that I paid $35 for a small bento. Seriously, I stared at the damn thing for 5 whole minutes thinking to myself, "No. Way. This can't be the entire meal. Shit, "meal" is an awfully generous description for portions of food that would barely satisfy Oliver Twist." If I remember correctly, there were like 10 pieces of sushi in the box. I had to ration that shit like I was some POW so as not to embarrass my cheap date. Unless you want to include a miniature museum tour with your date I suggest you go elsewhere. This place will rob you blind. In fact, I am sure that at these prices, they would have no qualms about robbing the blind. It's a good thing I fucking jacked off all over the toilet in the restroom. The small measure of satisfaction I received from doing such a juvenile act was the only thing that convinced me to actually go through with paying for such a shitty meal.
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Found ourselves here for the 3rd time to take advantage of the Veterans Day special (complimentary Buffet of Buffets so I only had to pay $15 upcharge for my Sunday brunch meal)! Being a sushi aficionado I never dare to eat the sushi offerings at any buffet because I know I'm just setting myself up for a disappointment. I don't know what got into me, but this time around I tried their salmon and tuna hand roll (you have to ask the chefs behind the counter cause they are made to order) and WOW I was very impressed. The nori is nice & crisp and they put a good amount of fish inside so the rice:fish ratio is perfectly balanced. So yummy and FRESH! You just have to trust me on this one. This time I opted for: crab croquettes (good amount of REAL crab inside), glazed carrots, meats and cheeses, beef lasagna, shrimp and grits (a staple), shu mai (delicious!) mexican rice, king crab legs (ask them to heat it up for you), shrimps (plump), & penne pasta.Their brisket is oh so tender and flavorful (Tip: their famous lamb is only served on dinner). Their crepes are to die for. Had bananas foster this time and this alone is worth the $15 I paid for. The flan was scrumptious and the gelatos are great, as always (Tip: Creme brulee and souffle are served starting 3 pm). Our server Carlos was great! He brought our party of 4 condiments and our glasses are always filled with water, juices, and mimosas. So my list still stands! 1) Bacchanal 2) Wicked Spoon 3) The Buffet at Wynn 4) Bellagio