Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer: Like other yelpers, my first visit here was through a Groupon deal. I was very surprised at how pleasant the staff is for an "upscale" spa. My Groupon was for an 80 minute hot stone massage and the whole experience was top notch, from the plush robe in the change room to my very friendly masseuse, Kim. I felt like a wet noodle after Kim was done with me. :) The interior was immaculate and the whole ambience was very serene, as a spa should be.

Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer: Atmosphere 5 stars - Food 3 or right under 3 Imagine an episode of Miami Vice or Charlies Angels where the characters go into a neon lit restaurant (yeah, pink and blue neon winds itself inside the restaurant) with no wood bon fires and multiple TV's playing videos of random retro songs. Peppermill is worth getting a coffee or drink here if you're in the area. It's scenic, although it's soul may be hidden underneath the polyster white cushions like a hushed Italian tone.

Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer:
I arrived before my party, hungry. It was a Friday night, I was sat in a high top, near the bar. I ordered an app right away..a crispy rock shrimp($14). The remoulade was to die for, with diced kalamata. I ordered the ribeye with gratin potatoes for my entree ($27). My other 2 guests arrived, and ordered a burger, and 2 add ons of pork belly. Here's where it gets murky..one pork belly dish arrived, so we thought it was the two sides combined, then a few mins later, another small side appears, we send it back, because we thought we already had received ours, it turns out, when we get the check he rang us in for 2 pork belly appetizers (received only one app plate) I was trying to eat my ribeye, and explain to the server what had happened, (he seemed super busy, and impatient the whole experience, rushing my friends through their orders.) He took the app that we didn't order, or receive off, thankfully..but still charged us full price for the one we didn't order. The steak was great paired with the remoulade that I'm in love with, the gratin was cold in the middle. Sad. The service was rushed, and towards the end, the hostess approached us, and asked if we, meaning my friend and I would help her move our table, so the band could set up. She looked shocked when I simply replied "no". The place doubles as an art gallery, which is neat, but they were featuring about 4 different artists, with 4 different color schemes, and even varying styles. Pretty painful to the eye. All in all, it's an okay place set in a stip mall, decorated with the Sunday comics.