Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer: My stay has been horrible. First when I was checked in they kept my id. They did not bother to call to tell me that they had it so I found out the next day when I drove across town to pick up a rental truck and had to go back to get my id. Second, there where no towels in the room at all. We were unable to shower until the next day when I had to go to the front desk and get towels. Lastly I have been in my room for two hours and they just called and asked to stop slamming doors. I have not left the room so I am unsure how I would slam doors. The rooms are outdated, the bed mattresses are horribly stained and the bathroom is disgusting. It is cheap but not cheap enough for all of this.

Problem: What would be an example of an negative review?

Answer: Terrible food. Terrible service. The absolute worst. We stopped here for lunch and should have gone next door to Fajitas. The food was both greasy and dry ( I'm not sure how that was accomplished). There was only one waitress at the end of the lunch hour. She was nice, but could not keep up with serving the entire restaurant.

Problem: What would be an example of an positive review?

Answer:
Kevin has a heart of gold and really loves to play with the audience. He really makes those on stage the stars of the show and does some really inventive, entertaining and wonderful things on stage. He crafts each show to highlight and create special moments for specific guests on his stage. At the end he gives the entire crowd a wonderful treat, the participants on stage will benefit the most, however. The crowd will applaud and enjoy themselves, but those on stage will go home with much more than the DVD (that they really should buy). Kevin has great energy and a deep appreciation of his audience; his attitude of gratitude is rare in "the biz."