IN: Our waiter was pretty much the clumsiest guy I ' ve ever seen . He spilled soup on my lap when he put it down , dumped what was left on Joe 's nephew when he took the bowl away , dropped the pen he was handing to my dad to sign the receipt , and managed to send an entire tray of dishes crashing to the ground . I think what made it notable was that he was completely unapologetic . He kind of had a " the world is against me tonight " kind of face on the entire time .
What may happen after we leave the restaurant ?

OUT: Somebody may get no tip .

IN: So , I just got back from ase and have a bunch of pretty good stuff to giveaway on my blog ! First , 1and1 gave me five ( 5 ) logitech webcams which each have a value of around 40 bucks . Of course I will pay the shipping so it is completely free all you must do is signup for my newsletter = = = > via the form on the right and I will randomly draw winners in a couple weeks out of my newsletter subscribers . Currently I only have like 250 newsletter subscribers so if you signup or are already a subscriber you have a very good chance of winning .
What may be the purpose of the post ?

OUT: To give things away

IN: he told us he was supposed to go with hobo cunt but she decided to go to sac . the name hobo cunt made me roll on the ground .
What describe 's the name caller ?

OUT:
Misogynous