Problem: Write a negative yelp review.
A: Sigh. It wasn't my fault. They dragged me into this place. After a nice dinner out with the employees, we needed a place nearby to go drink and dance after the sticks-in-the-mud went home. So someone said they had a couple of drink passes and we ended up at Forty Deuce. First impression: Great! But that was while we were waiting to get into the club. The bouncers and host-dude were super nice and even cracked a few jokes with us. So I'm thinking "This won't be that bad...." Oh Mags, wrong wrong wrong..... When we got in (locals are free thank god), I felt like I had entered a compartmentalized sardine can. For all the great things I had heard about the original Forty Deuce and how it was such a crowd magnet, this was the last thing I expected. The center bar is teeny tiny and the drinks are way overpriced, even for a strip venue.....plus some tired old ridiculously made-up hag who looked like she'd been working a corner on Fremont for about 72 hours straight on a too-small quantity of meth was a complete bitch to me and my employees (who she could have made a lotta money off of, had she been a bit more friendly)..... Simmer down now Mags.... Anyhow, after that we walked the three steps to the main floor area. Which is about as big as maybe two of my dorm rooms freshman year in college, if you took them by both ends and stretched them out to be skinny and cramped. The "VIP" area (all 6 tables maybe? maybe less?) was about half the size of that. Sadly, I was hoping to dance that night and because there were more than about 20 people in the club, dancing was impossible from the lack of room. Oh, and the music between the shows every hour was top 40....but a randomly mixed top 40. I remember hearing Prince and Justin Timberlake and Dexys Midnight Runners in the same ten minutes. I was confused but the totally effed up tranny with the bad sex change that stood by itself in a corner absolutely loved it and started doing the Scuba to every song. The girls weren't too bad looking, as far as girls go, but there is very little here that resembles a true burlesque act. The first girl out must have been bored off her tit, because her number had about as much pizazz to it as my senior-citizen dad taking a dump. However, she came out again later and did a much better routine with another girl and avenged her obviously neglected talents from that first number. Still wasn't burlesque, but they swung from the ceiling like little plastic monkeys - and I like monkeys. I also liked the little band that rotated out of the wall too; they turned out to be funny. I also got hit on by a group of guys almost ten years my junior who were pretty cute, so half of the star rating is for that. LOL. But I still won't go back. Sorry Mandalay - I still love you as a whole though.

Problem: Write a positive yelp review.
A: I was very impressed with the service. They set the appointment for 5-9 but called before 4 to see if it was OK to come early. Abe was the tech and he was very thourough and professional. My heater would not come on. Had two recommendations from friends and neighbors and looked on Yelp and saw horrible reviews one one of them and so-so on the second one. Read all the reviews for Legacy Air and went to their website and read the philosophy of the company and was very impressed so I called them. When Abe checked the heater he found that ignighter was bad. Total for everything was $190 which I thought was very fair. After replacing the ignighter he stayed to make sure it was working properly. They will be my go to company from now on. I work at a hardware store and am always asked for referrals and Legacy Air is now at the top of my list.

Problem: Write a positive yelp review.
A:
Could be a little cleaner - our table was sticky when we sat down. I really like this menu - lots of options and you can mix and match as you please. I didn't even know you could get flavored pancake batter. I got french toast and scrambled eggs and both were really good. Big portion of french toast with plenty of cinnamon and syrup. Everything was served quickly too. Went for lunch on a weekday and the place was pretty empty.